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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Philistine: a periodical of
-protest (Vol. I, No. 1, June 1895), by Various
-
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-Title: The Philistine: a periodical of protest (Vol. I, No. 1, June
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-
-Author: Various
-
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE PHILISTINE: A PERIODICAL
-OF PROTEST (VOL. I, NO. 1, JUNE 1895) ***
-
-
-
-
-
-
- The Philistine
- A Periodical of Protest.
-
- “_Those Philistines who engender animosity, stir up trouble
- and then smile._”—JOHN CALVIN.
-
- [Illustration]
-
- Vol. I No. 1.
-
- Printed Every Little While for The Society
- of The Philistines and Published
- by Them Monthly. Subscription, One
- Dollar Yearly
- Single Copies, 10 Cents. June, 1895.
-
-
-
-
-THE PHILISTINE.
-
-
-
-
-Contents for June.
-
-
- 1. Quatrains,
- E. R. White.
-
- 2. Philistines Ancient and Modern,
- William McIntosh.
-
- 3. The Sanity of Genius,
- Rowland B. Mahany.
-
- 4. English Monuments,
- Elbert Hubbard.
-
- 5. Ballade des Écrivains du Temps Jadis,
- G. F. Warren.
-
- 6. Philistinism in General,
- Mark S. Hubbell.
-
- 7. Side Talks,
- The East Aurora School of Philosophy.
-
-COPYRIGHT 1895
-
-
-
-
-THE PHILISTINE.
-
- NO. 1. June, 1895. VOL. 1.
-
-
-
-
-QUATRAINS.
-
-
- If one could hear aright the murmurings
- Of some shore-stranded sea-shell as it sings,
- It might be then that he would come to know
- An inkling of the Planner’s purposings.
-
- The weary shuttle can no more divine
- Of how its thread looks, in the whole design,
- Than we poor shuttles, in the hand of Fate
- Can fathom of the Plan a single line.
-
- E. R. WHITE.
-
-
-
-
-PHILISTINES ANCIENT AND MODERN.
-
- “THE ANCIENT PHILISTINES.—The enemies of the children of
- light.”—_International Cyclopedia._
-
- “PHILISTINE.—A term of contempt applied by prigs to the rest of
- their species.”—LESLIE STEPHEN.
-
-
-A tiny spot on the map is the Philistia of Old Testament days—a way
-station on the path of commerce between alphabet-building Phœnicia to
-the north, and Canaan and predatory Arabia on the south. But long before
-those hardy neighbors plagued Israel and made a hostage of the Ark
-of the Covenant there were Philistines in the world, influencing its
-destinies.
-
-Tradition has been unkind to Philistinism as to many other good things.
-The Serpent in the Garden is the earliest embodiment of the genius of
-protest, unless we follow John Milton farther back to the rebellion in
-the Court of Heaven, organized by the Sons of the Morning. Omnipotence
-that founded order set in motion change also. The unrest that is the
-electro-motor of progress is in nature as in man, and evolution is its
-perpetual law.
-
-Human society was ripe for Philistines when Noah launched his ocean
-palace inland. Scarce a century later the egotism of man sought to scale
-high heaven from a tower of brick and asphalt. Matter was deified with
-the usual result, and a discordant medley of alien labor was all the
-product of the giant enterprise.
-
-Down through the patriarchal ages the conservative men who builded
-cities and the sons of progress who balked established order and moved
-on kept up the alternation of forces. Jacob wrung from an angel his
-divine endowment and won his brother’s primogeniture when Esau, the
-conservative, gave all the future for the good things near by. Joseph,
-the dreamer, peddled like old clothes to a rag man, showed his thrifty
-brothers a bunco trick worth learning when he had come, a stranger of a
-despised race, to be all but a Pharaoh in the capital of civilization.
-The trumpet blasts that felled Jericho, the vanquishing shouts of
-Gideon, the sling of the shepherd stripling that freed a nation, tell of
-seemingly inadequate means out of the conservative order that changed
-history. Moses, prophet and lawgiver and priest, killed his man and was a
-fugitive a generation before he abandoned his princely rank in Egypt to
-lead a nation of slaves into the evolution of independence and mastery of
-the world’s spiritual thought.
-
-The ancient monarchies went to wreck when the social order had become
-stationary—encrusted with custom and caste. But a few Philistines,
-destroyers of arbitrary ranks, recreated the world in the democracy of
-Chivalry, and that in turn went down when its vital purpose had been
-achieved and its orders had become set and stifled progress.
-
-It was a Philistine, a despised player and holder of horses, who gave the
-modern world its literature. It was a heretic monk who threw ink-stands,
-not only at Satan, but at embodied and enthroned religion, who gave the
-modern world its impetus to freedom. The imaginative authors who most
-strongly sway mankind today are Philistines. Thackeray smilingly lifted
-the mask from aristocracy and exposed its sordid servility. Dickens threw
-down the idols of pretentious respectability. Hugo taught the democracy
-of virtue. Tolstoi dethroned convention in religion. Ibsen divorced
-morality from law.
-
-The note of protest resounds throughout history. Every age seeks in
-material gratifications the realization of its destiny. Everywhere genius
-becomes conservative and sterile; art grows self-conscious and measures
-achievement by technical difficulties; ceremonial binds social life;
-law protects artificial privilege; religion is refined into theology or
-materialized into idolatry; hospitality becomes an exchange, and the
-humanities are buried alive under their own machinery. They who protest,
-who exalt purpose and measure achievement thereby, are called Philistines.
-
-They realize the finiteness of all created things. They see evolution in
-all, and hold naught that is finite to be final.
-
-Philistinism is the world’s perpetual crusade. It reveres tradition, but
-it despises commonplace in purple.
-
- WILLIAM MCINTOSH.
-
-
-
-
-THE SANITY OF GENIUS.
-
-
- I talked with one who made a life “success”
- Along convention’s smooth and hedge-trimmed road,
- Type of that class who bear but their own load,
- And “shrewdly” shun the fiery storm and stress,
- When hearts and souls unselfish forward press
- To mitigate oppression’s stinging goad;
- Reformers he called geniuses, but showed
- That genius is “a kind of foolishness.”
-
- Well, when I thought how soon he would be cold,
- How soon forgotten, and in how few years
- His idiot heirs would spend his hoardings vain,
- While “the eccentrics” would in ways untold
- Make ever less the sum of human tears,
- It seemed to me—genius alone is sane!
-
- ROWLAND B. MAHANY.
-
-Legation of the United States, Quito, 1893.
-
-
-
-
-ENGLISH MONUMENTS.
-
-
-England relegates her poets to a “Corner.” The earth and the fullness
-thereof belongs to the men who can kill; on this rock have her State and
-Church been built.
-
-As the tourist approaches the city of London for the first time there
-are four monuments that probably will attract his attention. They lift
-themselves out of the fog and smoke and soot, and seem to struggle toward
-the blue.
-
-One of these monuments is to commemorate a calamity—the conflagration of
-1666—and the others are in honor of deeds of war.
-
-The finest memorial in St. Paul’s is to a certain Irishman, Albert
-Wellesley, Duke of Wellington. The mines and quarries of earth have been
-called on for the richest contributions; and talent and skill have given
-their all to produce this enduring work of beauty that tells posterity of
-the mighty acts of this mighty man. The rare richness and lavish beauty
-of the Wellington mausoleum is only surpassed by that of a certain tomb
-in France.
-
-As an exploiter the Corsican overdid the thing a bit—so the world
-arose and put him down; but safely dead his shade can boast a grave so
-sumptuous that Englishmen in Paris refuse to look upon it.
-
-But England need not be ashamed. Her land is spiked with glittering
-monuments to greatness gone. And on these monuments you often get the
-epitomized life of the man whose dust lies below.
-
-On the carved marble to Lord Cornwallis I read that “He defeated the
-Americans with great slaughter.” And so, wherever in England I see a
-beautiful monument I know that probably the inscription will tell how
-“he defeated” somebody. And one grows to the belief that, while woman’s
-glory is her hair, man’s glory is to defeat someone. And if he can
-“defeat with great slaughter” his monument is twice as high as if he had
-only visited on his brother man a plain defeat. In truth I am told by
-a friend who has a bias for statistics, that all monuments above fifty
-feet high in England, are to men who have defeated other men “with great
-slaughter.” The only exceptions to this rule are the Albert Memorial,
-which is a tribute of wifely affection rather than a public testimonial,
-so therefore need not be considered here, and a monument to a worthy
-brewer who died and left three hundred thousand pound to charity. I
-mentioned this fact to my friend, but he unhorsed me by declaring that
-modesty forbade carving truth on the monument, yet it was a fact that
-the brewer, too, had brought defeat to vast numbers and had, like Saul,
-slaughtered his thousands.
-
-When I visited the site of the Globe Theater and found thereon a brewery
-whose shares are warranted to make the owner rich beyond the dream of
-avarice, I was depressed. In my boyhood I had supposed that if ever I
-should reach this spot where Shakespeare’s plays were first produced
-I should see a beautiful park and a splendid monument; while some
-white-haired old patriarch would greet me and give a little lecture to
-the assembled pilgrims on the great man whose footsteps had made sacred
-the soil beneath our feet.
-
-But there is no park, no monument and no white-haired old poet to give
-you welcome—only a brewery.
-
-“Aye, mon, but ain’t ut a big ’un?” protested an Englishman who heard my
-murmurs.
-
-Yes, yes, we must be truthful. It is a big brewery, and there are four
-big bulldogs in the court way; and there are big vats; and big workmen
-in big aprons. And each of these workmen is allowed to drink six quarts
-of beer each day without charge, which proves that the true Christian
-spirit is not dead. Then there are big horses that draw the big wagons
-and on the corner is a big tap room where the thirsty are served with big
-glasses.
-
-The founder of this brewery became very rich; and if my statistical
-friend is right, the owners of these mighty vats have defeated mankind
-“with great slaughter.”
-
-We have seen that although Napoleon, the defeated, has a more gorgeous
-tomb than Wellington, who defeated him, yet there is consolation in the
-thought that although England has no monument to Shakespeare, he now
-has the freedom of Elysium; while the present address of the British
-worthies, who have battened and fattened on poor humanity’s thirst for
-strong drink since Samuel Johnson was executor of Thrale’s estate, is
-unknown.
-
-We have this on the authority of a Spirit Medium, who says: “The virtues
-essential and peculiar to the exalted station of the British worthy
-debars the unfortunate possessor from entering Paradise. There is not
-a Lord Chancellor, or Lord Mayor, or Lord of the Chamber, or Master of
-the Hounds, or Beefeater in Ordinary, or any sort of British bigwig out
-of the whole of British Beadledom, upon which the sun never sets, in
-Elysium. This is the only dignity beyond their reach.”
-
-This Mejum is an honorable person, and I am sure he would not make this
-assertion if he did not have proof of the facts. So for the present we
-will allow him to go on his own recognizance, believing that he will
-adduce his documents at the proper time.
-
-But still should not England have a fitting monument to Shakespeare? He
-is her one universal citizen. His name is honored in every school or
-college of earth where books are prized. There is no scholar in any clime
-who is not his debtor.
-
-He was born in England, he was never out of England, his ashes rest in
-England.
-
-But England’s Budget has never been ballasted with a single pound to help
-preserve inviolate the memory of her one son to whom the world uncovers.
-
-Victor Hugo has said something on this subject about like this:
-
-Why a monument to Shakespeare? He is his own monument and England is its
-pedestal. Shakespeare has no need of a pyramid; he has his work.
-
-What can bronze or marble do for him? Malachite and alabaster are of no
-avail. Jasper, serpentine, basalt, porphyry, granite; stones from Paros
-and marble from Carrara—they are all a waste of pains; genius can do
-without them.
-
-What is as indestructible as these: _The Tempest_, _The Winter’s Tale_,
-_Julius Cæsar_, _Coriolanus_? What monument sublimer than _Lear_, sterner
-than _The Merchant of Venice_, more dazzling than _Romeo and Juliet_,
-more amazing than _Richard III_?
-
-What moon could shed about the pile a light more mystic than that of _A
-Midsummer Night’s Dream_? What capital, were it even in London, could
-rumble around it as tumultuously as Macbeth’s perturbed soul? What
-framework of cedar or oak will last as long as _Othello_? What bronze can
-equal the bronze of _Hamlet_?
-
-No construction of lime, of rock, of iron and of cement is worth the
-deep breath of genius, which is the respiration of God through man. What
-edifice can equal thought? Babel is less lofty than Isaiah; Cheops is
-smaller than Homer; the Colosseum is inferior to Juvenal; the Giralda at
-Seville is dwarfed by the side of Cervantes; St. Peter’s at Rome does not
-reach to the ankle of Dante.
-
-What architect has the skill to build a tower so high as the name of
-Shakespeare? Add anything if you can to mind! Then why a monument to
-Shakespeare?
-
-I answer, Not for the glory of Shakespeare, but for the honor of England!
-
- ELBERT HUBBARD.
-
-
-
-
-BALLADE DES ÉCRIVAINS DU TEMPS JADIS.
-
-PUBLISHED IN CHICAGO _circa_ A. D. 1930, AND PRINTED BY THE PHILISTINE
-FROM ADVANCE SHEETS.
-
-
- In what Limbo, or Paradis,
- Hides the bulge of his brainful brow
- Ponderous Howells, W. D.?
- Where vade Warner and Aldrich now,
- Boyesen, knowful of why and how,
- Skandine skald of the soulful sneer—
- Light his pen as a sub-soil plow—?
- _But where is the froth of yestreen’s beer?_
-
- Where now drivels the droolful Bok?
- Whither doth Harding Davis fare?
- And Riley, best of the rhyming flock?
- Where is the georgic Garland, where
- Harte, tamed cub of the grizzly bear?
- Ben Hur Wallace, whose style was queer?
- Quipful Clemens, that jester rare?
- _But where is the froth of yestreen’s beer?_
-
- Where hies Hawthorne, last of the name?
- Gamesome Stockton, where gambols he,
- With lass and tiger, his fee to fame?
- And Bunner, airful of Arcadie?
- Whither doth Brander Matthews flee?
- Slim, sad Gilder, sweet sonneteer,
- Darling and pride of his Century?
- _But where is the froth of yestreen’s beer?_
-
- Sought ye, gentles, a year and day
- Tidings of these, ye still must hear
- The doleful burden of this poor lay,
- _But where is the froth of yestreen’s beer?_
-
- G. F. W.
-
-
-
-
-PHILISTINISM IN GENERAL.
-
-
-I doff my hat to THE PHILISTINE and hail it “Brother well met.”
-
-In the name of all who have hated shams, in the name of all brave knights
-whose lances have shivered against the dead walls of human stupidity,
-ignorance, malice and convention; in the name of every stifled and
-unuttered song that should have mounted like a meadow lark’s to heaven;
-in the name of every pilloried hope and dead ambition killed in the long
-battle with the Mediocrities and the Banalities greet thee, Knight Errant
-from Philistia, and bid thee God speed.
-
-And having,“hailed,” and “bade,” and “greeted,” let me say that though
-the world is wide and shams are many, and the race, to the swift usually,
-and the fight to the strong almost always, and though the God of battle,
-is according to Napoleon, whom it is fashionable to quote “on the side of
-the big battalions,” yet strong blows for truth are cumulative and THE
-PHILISTINE’S bright blade must be dyed often with the blood of Error ere
-it be sheathed and every lie sooner or later driven to its sure end of
-bankruptcy.
-
-I will not hail you Reformer, for that old and honorable name like that
-older and still more honorable one of “gentleman” has fallen recently
-into disrepute and at last reports was still falling; besides reformers
-are often failures, and too often after a brief career are found taking
-tea with the Mammon of Unrighteousness, having assumed their discarded
-role originally rather for “what there was in it,” than from exalted
-or high-minded motives or to improve the condition of their respective
-healths.
-
-A young man called once on the great Voltaire, and besought his
-encouragement in projects he had conceived for a reorganized and better
-scheme of human society, The philosopher leaned his head upon his hand
-and thought a minute, then rising, led the way to an inner room, where,
-against the velvet-hung wall, was an ivory figure of the Redeemer on the
-cross; he pointed to it with warning forefinger. “Young man,” he said,
-“behold the fate of a reformer.”
-
-When I see the little things many men strive and cavil over and the great
-ones they disregard or ignore I know that the kingdom of Liliput was not
-a figment of the imagination of the genial Swift but a lesson from real
-life. And when I consider how they swarm like water-bugs and quarrel over
-the pronunciation of words and bicker with their neighbor to make him or
-her use the sharp “a” in “squalor” so as to make it “squaylor,” I think
-sensible people might be excused for weeping or even swearing.
-
-Little people these, say I, and I would wager a dollar to nothing that
-William Dean Howells is their prophet and that they all venerate his
-works.
-
-The mere fact that Howells is, is a proof that there are those who want
-Howells besides himself, and while not entirely subscribing to the saying
-that “whatever is is best,” it must be recognized that it has its _raison
-d’être_, and we all know Howells has his readers or he would not have his
-publishers.
-
-One can almost tell what a man’s opinions will be by knowing what he
-reads or has read, just as I once heard it said of a tuft-hunting editor
-that it could be predicated with absolute certainty what position he
-would take on a public question by learning with whom he walked down
-town in the morning or with what wealthy parvenu he passed the previous
-evening. This is but a modern application of the old saw, “a man is known
-by the company he keeps,” and mentally he may be known by the books he
-reads or the magazines he skims through. I shudder for Richard Watson
-Gilder, John Brisben Walker, E. Bok, and others of the Mutual Admiration
-Society style of periodical makers if they are to be believed to keep
-the company or read the lucubrations of the contributors to the dreary
-masses of illustrated inanities they edit, publications which have claims
-to interest, based alone upon the merit of their illustrations and the
-perfection of their typographical beauty.
-
-But to recur to the line of romance and digress from the magazines which
-need so much attention, and from “Bartley” and the other counter jumping
-namby-pamby, goody-goodies of the Howells stripe, including his own weary
-history of himself, and the “Books Which Most Influence Him,” the baleful
-effects of which are legitimately and plainly perceptible in his works.
-There are shams in literature more dreadful than Mr. Howells, who is a
-turgid fact and no sham. For instance;
-
-I know of one evanescently popular young creature who chronically
-contributes to the magazines, whose mother it is said, writes his tales
-which, she being a clever woman and he an uncommonly stupid man, appears
-credible to say the least; and there is another “man” I am told of whose
-sister is said to write his poems and modestly efface herself, and as
-the stories are good and the poems fairly readable, it should be the
-part of THE PHILISTINE to disclose to the world the real authors and
-chastise these and other shams, for shams are the hardest hurdles in the
-steeplechase which Truth has to make in this world, since they substitute
-the false for the real and crown the fool with the laurels of the genius.
-
-How much more might be said of the tasks you have to accomplish, brave
-PHILISTINE with your brawny arm and your good naked sword! So much that
-the very thought of it fatigues one and that, hailing you as the latest
-and best contestant in the tourney of Knighthood and yet, considering you
-as a publication in an embryonic stage, I am compelled to quote these
-lovely lines of Longfellow:
-
- “Oh, little feet that such long years
- Must wander through this vale of tears,
- I, nearer to the wayside inn
- Where travail ends and rest begins,
- Grow weary thinking of your road.”
-
- MARK S. HUBBELL.
-
-
-
-
-SIDE TALKS WITH THE PHILISTINES: BEING SUNDRY BITS OF WISDOM WHICH HAVE
-BEEN HERETOFORE SECRETED, AND ARE NOW SET FORTH IN PRINT.
-
-
-It is a land of free speech, Philistia, and if one of us chooses to make
-remarks concerning the work of the others no sense of modesty keeps us
-quiet. It is because we cannot say what we would in the periodicals which
-are now issued in a dignified, manner in various places, that we have
-made this book. In the afore-mentioned periodicals divers men chatter
-with great fluency, startling regularity and “damnable complacency,” each
-through his individual bonnet. Edward W. Bok, evidently assisted by Mrs.
-Lydia Pinkham and W. L. Douglas, of Brocton, Massachusetts, prints the
-innermost secrets of dead women told by their living male relatives for
-six dollars a column. Thereby the authors are furnished with the price of
-a week’s board, and those of us who may have left some little sense of
-decency, wonder what manner of man it may be who sells his wife’s heart
-to the readers of Bok. But the “unspeakable Bok” is “successful.” His
-magazine flourishes like a green bay tree. Many readers write him upon
-subjects of deportment and other matters in which he is accomplished. So,
-the gods give us joy! Let him drive on, and may his _Home Journal_ have
-five million readers before the year is out—God help them!
-
-Mr. Gilder dishes up monthly beautifully printed articles which nobody
-cares about, but which everybody buys, because _The Century_ looks well
-on the library table.
-
-Mr. Howells maunders weekly in a column called “Life and Letters” in
-Harper’s journal of civilization. This “Life and Letters” reminds me
-of the Peterkin’s famous picnic at Strawberry Nook. “There weren’t any
-strawberries and there wasn’t any nook, but there was a good place to tie
-the horses.”
-
-So it goes through the whole list. There are people, however, who believe
-that Romance is not dead, and that there is literature to be made which
-is neither inane nor yet smells of the kitchen sink. This is a great big
-merry world, says Mr. Dana, and there’s much good to be got out of it, so
-toward those who believe as we do—we of Philistia—this paper starts upon
-its great and perilous voyage at one dollar a year.
-
-It was Balzac, or some one else, who used to tell of a flea that lived
-on a mangy lion and boasted to all the rank outside fleas that he met: I
-have in me the blood of the King of Beasts.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It is a comforting thought that somewhere, at some time, every good thing
-on earth is brought to an accounting of itself. Thereby are the children
-of men saved from much tyranny. For the good things of earth are your
-true oppressors.
-
-For such an accounting are Philistines born in every age. By their audit
-are men perpetually set free from trammels self-woven.
-
-Earnest men have marvelled in all times that convention has imputed to
-husks and symbols the potency of the things they outwardly stand for.
-Many also have protested, and these, in reproach, have been called
-Philistines. And yet they have done no more than show forth that in all
-things the vital purpose is more than the form that shrines it. The
-inspirations of to-day are the shams of to-morrow—for the purpose has
-departed and only the dead form of custom remains. “Is not the body more
-than raiment”—and is not life more than the formulæ that hedge it in?
-
-Wherefore men who do their own thinking, and eke women betimes, take
-honor rather than disparagement in the name which is meant to typify
-remorseless commonplace. They hesitate not to question custom, whether
-there be reason in it. They ask “Why?” when one makes proclamation:
-
-“Lo! Columbus discovered America four hundred years ago! Let us give
-a dance.” There have been teachers who sought to persuade mankind that
-use alone is beauty—and these too have done violence to the fitness of
-things. On such ideals is the civilization of Cathay founded. Neither
-in the grossness of material things nor in the false refinements that
-“divorce the feeling from its mate the deed” is the core and essence of
-living.
-
-It is the business of the true Philistine to rescue from the environment
-of custom and ostentation the beauty and the goodness cribbed therein.
-And so the Philistines of these days, whose prime type is the Knight of
-La Mancha, go tilting at windmills and other fortresses—often on sorry
-nags and with shaky lances, and yet on heroic errand bent. And to such
-merry joust and fielding all lovers of chivalry are bidden: to look
-on—perhaps to laugh, it may be to grieve at a woeful belittling of lofty
-enterprise. Come, such of you as have patience with such warriors. It is
-Sancho Panza who invites you.
-
- * * * * *
-
-_The Chip-Munk_ has a bright reference in the issue of May 15 to
-Coventry, Patmore, Pater and Meredith. These are four great men, as _The
-Chip-Munk_ boldly states.
-
-_The Chip-Munk_ further announces that the Only Original Lynx-Eyed Proof
-Reader has not gone on a journey. Really, I supposed of course he had
-been gone these many moons!
-
- * * * * *
-
-I wonder if Carman is still upon a diet of Mellin’s Food that he imagines
-people do not know that this poem
-
- LITTLE LYRICS OF JOY—V.
-
- Lord of the vasty tent of Heaven,
- Who hast to thy saints and sages given
- A thousand nights with their thousand stars,
- And the star of faith for a thousand years.
-
- Grant me, only a foolish rover,
- All thy beautiful wide world over,
- A thousand loves in a thousand days,
- And one great love for a thousand years.
-
- —BLISS CARMAN in _The Chap Book_, May, 1895.
-
-was written years and years ago as follows:
-
- The night has a thousand eyes,
- And the day but one;
- Yet the light of the bright world dies
- With the dying sun.
-
- The mind has a thousand eyes,
- And the heart but one;
- Yet the light of a whole life dies
- When love is done.
-
- —FRANCIS W. BOURDILLON.
-
-I desire to swipe him after this manner:
-
- LITTLE DELIRICS OF BLISS.
-
- MDCCCXCIV.
-
- Lord of the wires that tangle Heaven,
- Who hast to thy brake-persuaders given,
- The longest of days to ring and grind,
- And no least screen from the winter’s wind.
-
- Grant me, only, a summer lover,
- Sunshiny days the long year over,
- A thousand whirls and a thousand fares,
- And one long whirl of a thousand hours.
-
- JOY TROLLEYMAN.
-
- IV-XI-XLIV.
-
- White and rose are the colors of strife,
- What care I for the crimson and blue?
- Greater than football the battle of life
- And tragic as aught the gods may view,
- The clutch and the gripe of inward ills;
- Pallid the People and Pink the Pills.
-
- JOY CARTMAN.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Mark Twain says he is writing “Joan of Arc” anonymously in _Harper’s_
-because he is convinced if he signed it the people would insist the stuff
-was funny. Mr. Twain is worried unnecessarily. It has been a long time
-since any one insisted the matter he turns out so voluminously was or is
-funny.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The amusing William Dean Howells writes that he is so bothered by
-autograph seekers that he will hereafter refuse to send his signature
-“with a sentiment” unless the applicant for his favor produces
-satisfactory evidence he has read all of his works, “now some thirty or
-forty in number.” When this proof has been sent if Mr. Howells does not
-return his autograph on the bottom of a check for a large amount, he
-deserves to be arrested for cruelty to his fellows.
-
- * * * * *
-
-There is no doubt that a teacher once committed to a certain line of
-thought will cling to that line long after all others have deserted it.
-In trying to persuade others he convinces himself. This is especially so
-if he is opposed. Opposition evolves in his mind a maternal affection for
-the product of his brain and he defends it blindly to the death. Thus
-we see why institutions are so conservative. Like the coral insect they
-secrete osseous matter; and when a preacher preaches he himself always
-goes forward to the mourners’ bench and accepts all of the dogmas that
-have just been so ably stated.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Literature is the noblest of all the arts. Music dies on the air, or
-at best exists only as a memory; oratory ceases with the effort; the
-painter’s colors fade and the canvas rots; the marble is dragged from its
-pedestal and is broken into fragments; but the _Index Expurgatorius_ is
-as naught, and the books burned by the fires of the _auto da fe_ still
-live. Literature is reproduced ten thousand times ten thousand and lodges
-its appeal with posterity. It dedicates itself to Time.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The action of various theatrical managers in cutting from their
-programmes the name of the author of the plays running at their houses
-and the similar action of numerous librarians in withdrawing his books
-from their shelves is simply another proof of the marvellous powers
-of stultification possessed by the humans of the present time. These
-managers, having the scattering wits of birds, do not seem to appreciate
-that, whatever the character of the author, the plays he has written
-were as bad before they were produced as they are now that he has been
-so effectually extinguished; and these librarians cannot comprehend,
-evidently, that his books were fully as immoral as they are now when they
-were first put on the shelves. Would it not be a refreshing thing to
-find a theatrical manager who managed a theater because he had an honest
-purpose of elevating, perpetuating, purifying and strengthening the
-drama, instead of speculating in it as a Jew speculates in old clothes?
-And would it not be a marvel to discover librarian who knew something
-about books?
-
- * * * * *
-
-Buffalo, New York, is getting to be very classic in some things. It
-tolerated the nude with great equanimity in the recent Art Exhibition
-and exhibits the female embodiment of everything ideal, from the German
-muse of song to the still more German muse of barley products, at the
-great variety of fests, more or less related to beer, that follow in
-swift succession in that town. But the classic climax was reached on
-Good Friday of this year, when the Venus of Milo, mounted on a Bock beer
-pedestal, was the center piece of an Easter symbol picture in a Hebrew
-clothing advertisement. The limit of Buffalo congruity seems to have been
-reached.
-
- * * * * *
-
-_The Chip-Munk_ for May has a bit of folk-lore about a man who advised
-another to join a conspiracy of silence. This item appeared in 1893 and
-during 1894 was published by actual count in one hundred and forty-nine
-newspapers. The editors of _The Chip-Munk_ are a bit slow in reading
-their exchanges.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The Two Orphans at the Kate Claxton Building, Chicago Stockyards, have
-a motto on their letter heads that reads, “We are the people and wisdom
-will die with us.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-The editor of _The Baseburner_, who claims to be a veritist, states that
-it is not true that the Garland stoves were named after Ham Garland of
-Chicago Stockyards; but the fact is Garland named himself after the
-stoves.
-
- * * * * *
-
-_Current Literature_ recently had a long article on Louise Imogene
-Guinly. Doubtless the spelling of the name was a typographical error,
-as the editor probably refers to Miss Louisa Imogene Quinney, who is
-postmistress at Auburn, New York, and daughter of Richard Quinney,
-manufacturer of the famous Quinney Mineral Water.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Judge Robert Grant has in preparation a series of articles called “How to
-Live on a Million a Minute and Have Money to Burn.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-I hear the voice of the editors of _The Chip-Munk_ complaining that
-_Little Journeys_, _The Bibelot_, _Chips_ and other publications are
-base, would-be imitators of their own chaste periodical. Why, you sweet
-things, did you know that many hundred years ago a great printer made a
-book which was printed in black inside with a cover in red and black. I
-believe this is the thing which you claim is original with yourselves.
-So far as the rest of the periodicals are concerned I have no means of
-knowing whether they are imitations or not, but _Little Journeys_ was in
-type and printed long before _The Chip-Munk_ came out of its hole.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Messrs. Copeland & Day of Boston recently published for Mr. Stephen
-Crane a book which he called “The Black Riders.” I don’t know why; the
-riders might have as easily been green or yellow or baby-blue for all the
-book tells about them, and I think the title, “The Pink Rooters,” would
-have been better, but it doesn’t matter. My friend, The Onlooker, of
-_Town Topics_, quotes one of the verses and says this, which I heartily
-endorse:
-
- I saw a man pursuing the horizon;
- Round and round they sped.
- I was disturbed at this;
- I accosted the man.
- “It is futile,” I said,
- “You can never”——
- “You lie,” he cried.
- And ran on.
-
-This was Mr. Howells proving that Ibsen is valuable and interesting. It
-is to be hoped that Mr. Crane will write another poem about him after his
-legs have been worn off.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I was moved to read Mr. Hermann Sudermann’s diverting novel, “The Wish,”
-upon observing an extended notice in the “Sub Rosa” column of the Buffalo
-_Courier_. The writer therein alleged that the novel taught a great moral
-lesson, and desiring to be taught a great moral lesson I bought the book.
-It treats of the wish of a girl for her sister’s death in order that she
-might marry the husband. I suppose the great moral truth is that one
-should not wish for such things, but I supposed that had been taught in
-one of the Commandments, which tells of coveting thy neighbor’s wife,
-and my Sunday School teacher used to tell me that it referred equally
-to husbands. I was evidently mistaken, and Hermann Sudermann is hereby
-hailed as a teacher of morals. I should think, from the style of the “Sub
-Rosa” article, that the writer is a woman. If she is, I’ll bet her feet
-are cold if she enjoys such things as this:
-
- When Old Hellinger entered the gable room he saw a sight which
- froze the blood in his veins. His son’s body lay stretched on
- the ground. As he fell he must have clutched the supports of
- the bier on which the dead girl had been placed, and dragged
- down the whole erection with him; for on the top of him,
- between the broken planks, lay the corpse, in its long, white
- shroud, its motionless face upon his face, its bared arms
- thrown over his head. At this moment he regained consciousness,
- and started up. The dead girl’s head sank down from his and
- bumped on the floor.
-
-This cheerful book is translated from the German by Lily Henkel and
-published by the Appletons. I commend it to Mr. Bliss Carman and his
-shroud washers.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Mr. Thomas B. Mosher, of Portland, Maine, deserves the thanks of the
-reading public for the issuing of _The Bibelot_. Each month this
-dainty periodical comes like a dash of salt water on a hot day, and
-is as refreshing. After reading the longings and the heartburnings of
-the various degenerates who inflict their stuff on us these days, Mr.
-Mosher’s “Sappho” comes and makes us really believe that there is a man
-up on the coast of Maine who has the salt of the sea and the breath of
-the pines in him, and is willing to think that there are other people who
-care for purity and sweetness, rather than such literature as “Vistas”
-and the plays of Maeterlinck.
-
- * * * * *
-
-When in five consecutive stories, printed in the same periodical, the
-hero or heroine has ended the narrative by shooting himself or herself,
-is it not about time to hire somebody to invent some other denouement?
-
- * * * * *
-
-Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the
-street.
-
- * * * * *
-
-To be stupid when inclined and dull when you wish is a boon that only
-goes with high friendship.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Every man has moments when he doubts his ability. So does every woman
-at times doubt her wit and beauty and long to see them mirrored in a
-masculine eye. This is why flattery is acceptable. A woman will doubt
-everything you say except it be compliments to herself—here she believes
-you truthful and mentally admires you for your discernment.
-
- * * * * *
-
-STIGMATA.
-
- “Behold the miracle!” he cried—
- The sombre priest who stood beside
- A figure on whose snowy breast
- The outlines of a cross expressed
- In ruddy life-drops ebbed and flowed;
- “Behold th’ imprimatur of God!”
-
- A kneeling woman raised her eyes;
- Lo! At the sight, in swift surprise,
- Ere awe-struck lips a prayer could speak
- Love’s stigma glowed on brow and cheek;
- And one in reverence bent his head—
- “Behold the miracle?” he said.
-
- WILLIAM MCINTOSH.
-
- * * * * *
-
-THE MAGAZINES.
-
-_Kate Field’s Wash_ is dry.
-
-_The Arena_ has sand.
-
-“Sub-Tragic” is the latest description of Vic. Woodhull’s _Humanitarian_.
-
-_McClure’s_ is getting a little weary with its living pictures.
-
-_Scribner’s_ has a thrilling article on “Books We Have Published.”
-
-_Godey’s_ is very gay in its second childhood.
-
-Judge Tourgee’s _Basis_ isn’t business. “It’s pretty, but it isn’t war.”
-
-_The Century_, it is said, will insert a page or two of reading matter
-between the Italian art and the ads.
-
-_The Basis_ is out with prizes for poets and sermon writers. It was
-as certain as the law of nature makes the filling of every vacuum at
-some time, that somewhere and at some time these people would get their
-reward. It seems to be coming now. But where and when will be the reward
-of the people who read what they write? The thought of their fate is all
-shuddery.
-
-Ginger used to be in evidence in magazines and pumpkin pies. Squash is a
-prominent ingredient now.
-
-If _Peterson’s_ wouldn’t mix ads. and reading matter in their books and
-on title pages the cause of current literature would be advanced.
-
-Between Grant’s essays on the art of living and the mild satire of “The
-Point of View,” it really looks as if the Tattler had come again—a little
-disembodied for Dick Steele, but in character.
-
- * * * * *
-
-THE BOK BILLS OF NARCISSUS.
-
- “Narcissus is the glory of his race,
- For who does nothing with a better grace.”
-
- YOUNG—_Love of Fame._
-
- _Narcissus: or, The Self-Lover._
-
- JAMES SHIRLEY, 1646.
-
- * * * * *
-
- PHILADELPHIA, June 1, 1895.
-
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