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If you are not located in the United States, you -will have to check the laws of the country where you are located before -using this eBook. - -Title: Anguish Languish - -Author: Howard L. Chace - -Illustrator: Hal Doremus - -Release Date: January 31, 2021 [eBook #64432] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -Produced by: Tim Lindell and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at - https://www.pgdp.net (This book was produced from images made - available by the HathiTrust Digital Library.) - -*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ANGUISH LANGUISH *** - - - - - -ANGUISH LANGUISH - -[Illustration: _Horse waif enjoin toil-evasion._] - - - - - ANGUISH - LANGUISH - - _by - Howard L. Chace_ - - [Illustration] - - PRENTICE-HALL, INC. - ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, N. J. - - © Copyright 1956 by - Prentice-Hall, Inc. - Englewood Cliffs, N. J. - - All rights reserved, including the right - to reproduce this book, or any portions - thereof, in any form except for the inclusion - of brief quotations in a review. - - LIBRARY OF CONGRESS CATALOG CARD NUMBER 56-8160 - - _PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA_ - 03708 - - - - -CONTENTS - - - INTRODUCTION 7 - - 1. FURRY TELLS 19 - - _Ladle Rat Rotten Hut_ _19_ - - _Guilty Looks Enter Tree Beers_ _23_ - - _Center Alley_ _28_ - - 2. NOISIER RAMS 35 - - _Marry Hatter Ladle Limb_ _35_ - - _Sinker Sucker Socks Pants_ _37_ - - _Effervescent_ _39_ - - _Oiled Murder Harbored_ _40_ - - _Pitter Paper_ _40_ - - 3. FEY-MOUSE TELLS 41 - - _Casing Adder Bet_ _41_ - - _Violate Huskings_ _47_ - - 4. LATH THING THUMB THONGS! 57 - - _Fryer Jerker_ _57_ - - _Alley Wetter_ _59_ - - _Door Oil Gory Mayor_ _59_ - - _Dare Ashy Turban Inner Torn_ _60_ - - _Fur Hazy Jelly Gut Furlough_ _61_ - - _Hive Ban Walking Honor Roil Rut_ _61_ - - _Hurl, Hurl, Door Gong’s Oil Hair_ _63_ - - _Hormone Derange_ _63_ - - - - -INTRODUCTION - -THE ANGUISH LANGUISH - - -English words are astonishingly versatile and could readily be made to -serve a new and extraordinary purpose, but nobody seems to care about -this except SPAL (Society for the Promotion of the Anguish Languish).[1] -In keeping with its lofty ideals and its slogan, ANGUISH FOR EVERYBODY, -the Society is sponsoring this little text, which has three aims: - - 1. To improve the public’s understanding of the Anguish - Languish. - - 2. To improve the academic standing of the Anguish Languish. - - 3. To improve the social _and_ financial standing of the - Society. - - -☛ Policemen and Magicians - -A visiting professor of Anguish, Dr. ——[2], who, while learning to -understand spoken English, was continually bewildered and embarrassed -by the similarity of such expressions as _boys and girls_ and _poisoned -gulls_, used to exclaim: - -“Gracious! What a lot of words sound like each other! If it wasn’t -(_sic_) for the different situations in which we hear ’em, we’d have a -terrible time saying which was which.” - -Of course, these may not have been the professor’s exact words, because -he often did his exclaiming in Anguish rather than in English. In that -case he would say: - -“_Crashes! Water larders warts sunned lack itch udder! Effervescent -further deferent saturations an witch way harem, wade heifer haliver tam -sang witch worse witch._” - -Dr. —— was right, both in English and Anguish. Although other factors -than the pronunciation of words affect our ability to understand them, -the situation in which the words are uttered is of prime importance. -You can easily prove this, right in the privacy of your own kitchen, by -asking a friend to help you wash up a dozen cops and sorcerers. Ten to -one, she’ll think you said a dozen _cups and saucers_, and be genuinely -surprised if you put her to work cleaning up even _one_ police officer, -let alone all the others, and the magicians, too. - -If you think that she misunderstands merely because the two phrases sound -somewhat alike and _not_ because of the situation, read what SPAL’s -Committee on Housewives has to say: - -“Presented with a dishes-piled-in-sink situation, several hundred -well-adjusted housewives thought that _cops and sorcerers_ referred -to dishes, but seldom did normal subjects, interviewed under the same -conditions, make the opposite mistake. When they were asked to help us -wash _cups and saucers_, some women consented, some made stupid excuses, -and some told us bluntly to go wash them ourselves, but _practically no -one thought that we were talking about policemen and magicians_.” - -[Illustration: - - “_Are empty mustard off mar fate_ - _Are empty catsup off mouse hole._”] - - -What Anguish Really Is. ☚ - -The experiments described above, and hundreds of similar ones conducted -by SPAL show that _an unbelievable number of English words, regardless -of their usual meanings, can be substituted quite satisfactorily for -others_. When _all_ the words in a given passage of English have been so -replaced, the passage keeps its original meaning, but all the words have -acquired new ones. _A word that has received a new meaning has become -a ~wart~, and when all the words in the passage have become warts, the -passage is no longer English; it’s ~Anguish~._ - - -Are There Any Good Reasons to Study Anguish? ☚ - -This is not an altogether silly question, and it deserves the prompt and -unequivocal answer any Anguish Languish enthusiast will give it. - -“_Watcher mane, ardor rainy gut raisins toe sturdy anguish?_” he will -say, and will probably give you an impressive list of them which will -certainly include the following: - - -_1. Anguish is fun._ - -You and your friends can make a game out of learning Anguish, and you’ll -have fun developing your own style and observing each other’s efforts. -How to begin will be explained later. - - -_2. Anguish Languish means verbal economy._ - -If words can be made to do double, triple, or even quadruple duty, it is -obvious that we don’t need so many of them. Wouldn’t it be a comfort to -know that, in the event of some unpredictable disaster wiping out half of -our English vocabulary, we could, if we had learned Anguish, get along -nicely with what we had left?[3] - - -_3. Anguish helps out in certain social situations._ - -People who aren’t sure of themselves should learn Anguish. Suppose you -have been asked to dinner by the president of your company and his wife. -Since you haven’t met your hostess, you have spent some time, before -going, thinking up something to say that will really interest her. -Finally you decide to ask, during the dinner: - -“Mrs. Bellowell, didn’t I hear that your brother Henry was discovered to -be in collusion with those election crooks?” - -The moment arrives, but you no sooner get her attention than you have -sudden misgivings. Too late to change your subject, you slip deftly into -Anguish: - -“Mrs. Bellowell ... deaden are hair ditcher broader Hennery worse -dish-cupboard toe bang collision wet dozer liquor-chin crocks?” - -Chances are that everyone will be so fascinated by the graceful form of -your question that not even your hostess will attach much importance to -what you’ve asked. - -[Illustration: EUROPE OILY DISK MOANING! - -DOILY BOARD CASHES OR WARM!] - - -_4. Anguish relieves that terrible craving to tell dialect stories._ - -People who are addicted to telling dialect stories, or chronically -frustrated because they can’t tell them without Scotch brogue or -Brooklynese getting mixed up with Deep South, will be overjoyed with -Anguish. _Anguish is definitely ~not~ a dialect, since it consists ~only~ -of unchanged English words which anyone can pronounce._ By imparting -a delicate and indefinably exotic accent to one’s speech, however, it -not only provides a socially acceptable substitute for telling dialect -stories, but adds to one’s personal charm.[4] - - -_5. Anguish improves your English._ - -As your Anguish vocabulary increases, you’ll find that your English -vocabulary does, too, but you must be careful not to mix them -up—something which people orphan do when they begin to use words -accordion to the way they sound rather than how they’re spelled. Words -which are rare in English are often common enough in Anguish, so you -have new opportunities to see them. Suppose you’re spending a week-end -reciting nursery rhymes in Anguish to a happy group of children or -immature adults, and come across _SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE, A POCKET FULL -OF RYE_. In Anguish, this, of course, is _SINKER SUCKER SOCKS PANTS, -APOCRYPHAL AWRY_. This will give you an unexpected chance to use the last -two words. - -You’d be surprised to know how many people haven’t the faintest idea -what a xyster is until they hear a SPAL member talking about his fodder, -murder, broader, and xyster. This makes them want to look _xyster_ up. -When they do, they find that, although _xyster_[5] in Anguish, may mean -_sister_, in English it’s nothing in the world but a common raspatorium. -Now raspatoria, and, therefore xysters are important surgical -instruments, nice to know about before being scheduled for an aberration. - -Speaking of xysters, hominy people know what _higglery_ is? Very few, yet -it occurs in the Anguish Languish version of something as well known as: - - “Murder, mare argo art toe swarm?” - “Yap, mar doling dodder, - Hank yore clues honor higglery larme - An dun gore norther warder!” - -While you’re looking up _higglery_, you might find _larme_, just a few -pages away in Webster’s Unabridged. - -[Illustration: “—_wail, debt worse inner laest wake off Dismember—nor, -inner foist wake off Janizary—Doctor Smatters (haze mar surging) gummier -fun cull wan moaning, an set: ‘Gut moaning, Messes Huffywate, heresy -ladle bat noose furrier—yore garner heifer heifer nodder aberration.’ -Wail, whinny set ~debt~—” etc., etc._] - - -_6. Practical Anguish._ - -Anguish can be used for group study at parties and entertainments; as a -psychological test of something or other (we don’t know just what),[6] -and as practice material in Speech and Typing classes. - - -How Can One Learn Anguish? ☚ - -1. Read everything in this text aloud, and preferably in a group. Make a -game of it. - -You’ll find it easier to understand Anguish when you _hear_ it than when -you see it. If you have trouble, listen to someone else read it to you, -preferably someone who doesn’t quite know what he’s reading. This often -gives the best effect. Watch what happens when the listeners understand -better than the reader. - -2. Don’t try to read too fast and be sure to give all words their -usual English pronunciation, regardless of the new meaning the word -has acquired. An accurate pronunciation and good intonation are most -effective. - -3. Don’t worry if you seem to have suddenly acquired a slight accent; -your friends will tell you that this is most attractive. - - [1] The members of SPAL are the persons who have written to - the author concerning the Anguish Languish, especially the - thousands who wrote to request copies of LADLE RAT ROTTEN - HUT after Arthur Godfrey’s inimitable reading of it, on his - television show. The society is very poorly organized, in - fact few of the members even know they belong. There are no - officers, no meetings, no convention, and, worst of all, from - the point of view of the author and founder, no dues. - - [2] This isn’t his real name, nor is it intended to be the name - of any other Anguish Languish professor, living or dead. - - [3] Whether or not such a calamity is likely to occur seems - entirely beside the point; in times like these one should be - prepared for any emergency. - - [4] _ANGUISH ANONYMOUS_, an organization of former dialect - story tellers, sponsored by SPAL, can be called in difficult - cases. - - [5] The plural of _xyster_ in Anguish, is _cisterns_. See, in - this book, the story of _Center Alley_. - - [6] A research psychologist plans to use _Anguish Languish_ - to provide data for a study entitled: “_Individual and Sex - Differences in Configurational Perception of Artificially - Contrived but Phenomenologically Comprehensible Auditory - Stimuli._” This sounds as if it should mean something. - - * * * * * - -The first item in this collection is a story familiar to all -readers—LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. Or, as you can probably say now in -Anguish, LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT. - -_Heresy ladle furry starry toiling udder warts—warts welcher altar girdle -deferent firmer once inner regional virgin._ This sentence means: “Here -is a little fairy story told in other words—words which are altogether -different from the ones in the original version.” - -ORIOLE RATTY? DEN LESS GAT STUTTERED! - - - - -1 - -FURRY TELLS - - - - -LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT - - -Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner -ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull -orphan worry putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk -raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut. - -[Illustration] - -Wan moaning Ladle Rat Rotten Hut’s murder colder inset. - -“Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an -shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder -hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper -laundry wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an -yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers!” - -“Hoe-cake, murder,” resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle -basking an stuttered oft. - -Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten -anomalous woof. - -“Wail, wail, wail!” set disk wicket woof, “Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten -Hut! Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?” - -“Armor goring tumor groin-murder’s,” reprisal ladle gull. “Grammar’s -seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles.” - -“O hoe! Heifer gnats woke,” setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf, -“Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil ketchup -wetter letter, an den—O bore!” - -Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny retched a cordage offer -groin-murder, picked inner windrow, an sore debtor pore oil worming -worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor -bet, paunched honor pore oil worming, an garbled erupt. Den disk ratchet -ammonol pot honor groin-murder’s nut cup an gnat-gun, any curdled ope -inner bet. - -Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker -dough ball. “Comb ink, sweat hard,” setter wicket woof, disgracing is -verse. - -Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum, an stud buyer groin-murder’s bet. - -“O Grammar!” crater ladle gull historically, “Water bag icer gut! A -nervous sausage bag ice!” - -“Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard,” setter bloat-Thursday woof, -wetter wicket small honors phase. - -“O, Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!” - -“Battered small your whiff, doling,” whiskered dole woof, ants mouse -worse waddling. - -“O Grammar, water bag mouser gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!” - -Daze worry on-forger-nut ladle gull’s lest warts. Oil offer sodden, -caking offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk hoard-hoarded woof -lipped own pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt. - - * * * * * - -MURAL: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet -strainers. - - - - -GUILTY LOOKS ENTER TREE BEERS - - -Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe hat search putty yowler coils -debt pimple colder Guilty Looks. Guilty Looks lift inner ladle cordage -saturated adder shirt dissidence firmer bag florist, any ladle gull -orphan aster murder toe letter gore entity florist oil buyer shelf. - -“Guilty Looks!” crater murder angularly, “Hominy terms area garner asthma -suture stooped quiz-chin? Goiter door florist? Sordidly NUT!” - -“Wire nut, murder?” wined Guilty Looks, hoe dint peony tension tore -murder’s scaldings. - -“Cause dorsal lodge an wicket beer inner florist hoe orphan molasses -pimple. Ladle gulls shut kipper ware firm debt candor ammonol, an stare -otter debt florist! Debt florist’s mush toe dentures furry ladle gull!” - -Wail, pimple oil-wares wander doe wart udder pimple dum wampum toe doe. -Debt’s jest hormone nurture. Wan moaning, Guilty Looks dissipater murder, -an win entity florist. - -Fur lung, disk avengeress gull wetter putty yowler coils cam tore -morticed ladle cordage inhibited buyer hull firmly off beers—Fodder Beer -(home pimple, fur oblivious raisins, coiled “Brewing”), Murder Beer, -an Ladle Bore Beer. Disk moaning, oiler beers hat jest lifter cordage, -ticking ladle baskings, an hat gun entity florist toe peck block-barriers -an rash-barriers. Guilty Looks ranker dough ball; bought, off curse, -nor-bawdy worse hum, soda sully ladle gull win baldly rat entity beer’s -horse! - -Honor tipple inner darning rum, stud tree boils fuller sop—wan grade bag -boiler sop, wan muddle-sash boil, an wan tawny ladle boil. Guilty Looks -tucker spun fuller sop firmer grade bag boil—bushy spurted art inner -hoary! - -“Arch!” crater gull, “Debt sop’s toe hart—barns mar mouse!” - -Dingy traitor sop inner muddle-sash boil, witch worse toe coiled. Butter -sop inner tawny ladle boil worse jest rat, an Guilty Looks aided oil lop. - -Dingy nudist tree cheers—wan anomalous cheer, wan muddle-sash cheer, an -wan tawny ladle cheer. Guilty Looks set darn inner ladle cheer, bushy -worse toe bag ferret, ant soddenly bustard. - -Clamming upper stars tutor beer’s bet-rum, Guilty Looks dish-cupboard -tree bets—wan grade bag bet, wan muddle-sash bet, an wan tawny ladle bet. -Failing torrid, shay flunker shelf honor ladle bet, an, jester cobbler -menace letter, worse sunder slip an snorting. - -[Illustration] - -Inner ladle wile, donors offer cordage cam beck firmer barrier-pecking -extradition, currying baskings fuller rash-barriers. Whinny entity -darning rum, Fodder Beer stuttered snuffing an gruelling tomb shelf. - -“Warts ban goring earn hair?” crumpled dole beer, “Conjure small -psalm-sing deferent a boarder horse?” - -“Crashes!” crater murder beer, ashy castor quack glands adder tipple, -“Hose ban muddling wet debt sop?” - -Ladle Bore Beer stuttered crayon. - -“Jest locket mar ladle boiler sop—oil garbled dope! An locket mar itchy -pitchy cheer—oil bustard!” - -Locking adder bustard cheer, Murder Beer bay-gander gat historical, an -stuttered hurling tore horsebarn: - -“Brewing! Brewing! Way gut BURGHERS inner horse. HORSE BURGHERS! Quack! -Coiler place! Wail, dun stun dare lacking end-bustle during nosing! -Coiler Place Deportment, quack!” - -“Harmer garner coiler Place Deportment wen way dun heifer toiler-fun?” -resplendent Brewing, inner trampling verse. “Set darn, worming, an cape -quoit! Yore oil-wares thanking dare burghers inner horse!” - -Oiler shame, Brewing worse jesters scarred aster udders; infect, haze -niece war shagging. - -Finely, Fodder Beer gutter grade bag short-gum, Murder Beer gutter -muddle-sash haunting raffle, an Ladle Bore Beer gutter tawny ladle -pestle, an oiler beers crypt upper stars, ware Guilty Looks worse line -honor bet, sunder slip an snorting. Herring door beers, shay weakened, -lipped otter door windrow, an dished aware harm jesters fascist shagged -scrabble. - -Oiler beers tar darner stars, an stuttered toe locker doers an windrows. - -“Fodder,” aster ladle bore beer, finely, “Wart _worse_ debt discussing -crasher honor bet? Wart _worse_ debt ogling ammonol wet oil debt yowler -far honor had, an hoe dint half nor far atoll honor beck? Wart _worse_ -debt hobble lurking crasher, Fodder?” - -Fodder Beer shuttered. - -“Comb hair, mar bore. Heresy gut lessen furrier! Debt discussing crasher -worsen HORMONE BANG! Kipper ware firm debt candor ammonol! Dare nor gut! -Warts mar, are dun wander catcher goring entity florist oil bar yore -shelf. _Debt florist’s mush toe dentures furry ladle beer!”_ - - - - -CENTER ALLEY - - -Center Alley worse jester pore ladle gull hoe lift wetter stop-murder an -toe heft-cisterns. Daze worming war furry wicket an shellfish parsons, -spatially dole stop-murder, hoe dint lack Center Alley an, infect, word -orphan traitor pore gull mar lichen ammonol dinner hormone bang. Oily -inner moaning disk wicket oiled worming shorted, “Center Alley, gad -otter bet, an goiter wark! Suture lacy ladle bomb! Shaker lake!” an firm -moaning tell gnat disk ratchet gull word heifer wark lacquer hearse toe -kipper horsing ardor, washer heft-cistern’s closing, maker bets, gore -tutor star fur perversions, cooker males, washer dashes an doe oily udder -hoard wark. Nor wander pore Center Alley worse tarred an disgorged! - -Wan moaning, Center Alley herder heft-cisterns tucking a boarder bag boil -debtor prance worse garner gift toiler pimple inner lend. - -“O stop-murder,” crater ladle gull, “Water swill cerebration debt boil’s -garner bay! Are sordidly ward lacquer goiter debt boil!” - -“Shed dope, Center Alley,” inserter curl stop-murder, “Yore tucking -lichen end-bustle! Yore nutty goring tore debt boil—_armor_ goring tutor -boil wet yore toe heft-cisterns. Yore garner stair rat hair, an kipper -horsing ardor an washer pods an pens! Gore tutor boil? Hoar, hoar! Locket -yore close—nosing bought racks!” - -Soda wicket stop-murder any toe ogling cisterns pot honor expansive -closing, an stuttered oft tutor boil, living pore Center Alley setting -buyer far inner racket closing, wit tares strumming darner chicks. - -Soddenly, Center Alley nudist debt annulled worming hat entity rum, an -worse setting buyer site. Disk oiled worming worry furry gourd-murder. - -“Center Alley, Center Alley,” whiskered dole worming, “watcher crane -aboard? Ditcher wander goiter debt boil? Hoe-cake, jest goiter yore -gardening an pickle bag pomp-can; den goiter yore staple an gutter bag -rattletrap witch contends sex anomalous ratch. Wail, watcher wading fur? -Gat goring!” - -Center Alley garter pomp-can any sex bag ratch. Inner flesh, dole worming -chintz door pomp-can intern anomalous, gorges, courage. Dingy chintz -door sex beg ratch enter sex wide hearses. Oil offer sodden, Center -Alley real-iced dashy worse warring putty an expansive closing—sulk an -sadden—an honor ladle fate war toe putty ladle gloss slobbers. - -[Illustration] - -Center Alley, harpy acid lurk, clammed entity gorges courage, any sex -wide hearses gobbled aware tutor prance’s boil. - -“O bore!” crater prance, whinny sore Center Alley, “Hoes disk putty ladle -checking wetter gloss slobbers?” any win ope toe Center Alley an aster -furry dense, den fur servile udders. Door prance dint wander dense wet -dodder gulls—jest wet Center Alley. - -Pimple whiskered, “Jest locket debt gnats-lurking cobble! Door prance -sordidly enter-stance harder peck gut-lurking worming!” - -Ladle Center Alley worse door bail offer boil. - -Door wicket stop-murder any toe ogling cisterns wore trampling wet anchor -an forestation. - -“Courses, courses!” crater stop-murder. “Hoes debt ladle Manx wetter -gloss slobbers? A nervous sore suture ladle horsey, any prance axe -lackeys knots a barter! Lucks lackeys garner dense wetter oil gnat, wile -oil ware during aster set hair an kipper cheers worm! Courses!” - -Oil offer sodden door cluck stork mit-gnat. Inner flesh, Center Alley’s -putty closing chintz backer racks, enter pore gull hatter dasher ware -firmer boil. Goring donor steers, Center Alley caked offer ladle gloss -slobber. Door prance traitor casher, bought oily gut worse door slobber. - -Necks moaning door Prance set: “Arm goring toe fine debt putty gull hoe -worse warring disk slobber. Shale bay mar waif, debt’s fur shore, an oil -bare horsebarn.” - -Den, lipping honors hearse, door prance gobbled aware. - -Whinny prance retched Center Alley’s horse, door stop-murder an toe -heft-cisterns wandered toe traitor pot honor gloss slobber. - -“Arch, arch! Debt hearts!” crater cisterns. “Are fates toe bag fur debt -slobber!” - -“Arch, arch! Ticket oft!” shorted door stop-murder, “Wart inhale yore -during, Prance? Debt slobber’s toe ladle furry hormone bang! Ticket oft!” - -Wile ticking offer slobber, door prance nudist Center Alley setting buyer -far, any set: “Hoes debt ratchet ladle crasher? Props debt pore gull cut -pot honor gloss slobber.” - -Door abdominal stop-murder any toe wicket heft-cisterns bust art luffing. - -“Hoar, hoar, hoar! Debt’s jest Center Alley. Yore wooden wander half -suture discussing parson furry waif! Lock attar hens and phase—oil -cupboard wet dart! Locket doze close—nosing bought racks!” - -“Jester seam,” resplendent door prance, gadding impassioned, “arm garner -traitor pot disk slobber honor ladle fort. Comb hair, Center Alley.” - -Wail, bores and gulls, badger canned gas wart hopping! Center Alley -tickle ladle slobber an potted earn. Den, oil offer sodden, door prance -potters alms rounder ladle gull an caster—rat honor mouse! - -Fur lung, wadding balls war wrangling, an Center Alley winter wear firmer -wicket stop-murder’s horse, an becalm door mattress offer prance’s gorges -mention. Center Alley worse jest knots aboard disk hansom horsebarn, an -lift, yonder daze harpy sorghum-stenches, furry lung, lung, tam. - - * * * * * - -MURAL: Ladle gulls shunt bay disgorged; warts garner hoppings garner -hopping. - - - - -2 - -NOISIER RAMS - - - - -MARRY HATTER LADLE LIMB - - - Marry hatter ladle limb - Itch fleas worse widest snore. - An ever-wear debt Marry win - Door limb worse shorter gore. - -[Illustration] - - - - -SINKER SUCKER SOCKS PANTS - - - Sinker sucker socks pants - Apocryphal awry - Foreign turnkey blank boards - Bagged inner pyre. - Whinny pious orphaned - Door boards bay-gander sink. - Worsen dizzy jelly ditch - Toe setter furry kink? - Door kink worse inner conning horse - Conning otters moaning. - Door coin worse inner panda - Aiding burden honing. - Door mate worse inner gardening - Hankering ardor cloys. - A lung camel blank board - An sniffed offer noise! - -[Illustration] - - - - -EFFERVESCENT - - - Effervescent further ACHE - dare wooden bather CHECKING. - Effervescent further PEG - way wooden heifer BECKING. - Effervescent further LESSENS - dare wooden bather DITCHERS. - Effervescent further ODDEST - way wooden heifer PITCHERS - Effervescent further CLASHES - way wooden kneader CLASH RUMS. - Effervescent further BASH TOPS - way wooden heifer BASH RUMS. - Effervescent further TUCKING - way wooden heifer LANGUISH. - Effervescent fur daze phony WARTS - nor bawdy cud spick ANGUISH! - - - - -OILED MURDER HARBORED - - - Oiled Murder Harbored - Wen tutor cardboard - Toe garter pore darker born. - Wenchy gut dare - Door cardboard worse bar - An soda pore dark hat known. - - - - -PITTER PAPER - - - Pitter Paper peeked or parker peckled paupers - Or packer peckled paupers pitter paper peeked - Aft Pitter Paper peeked or packer peckled paupers - Ware aster packer peckled paupers debt pitter paper peeked? - - - - -3 - -FEY-MOUSE TELLS - - - - -CASING ADDER BET - - _Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;_ - _The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,_ - _And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;_ - _But there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Casey has struck out._ - - ERNEST LAWRENCE THAYER - - -Heresy borsch-boil starry a boarder borsch boil gam plate lung, lung a -gore inner ladle wan hearse torn coiled Mutt-fill. - -Mutt-fill worsen mush offer torn, butted hatter putty gut borsch-boil -tame, an off oiler pliers honor tame, door moist cerebrated worse Casing. -Casing worsted sickened basement, any hatter betting orphanage off .526 -(punt fife toe sex). - -Casing worse gut lurking, an furry poplar—spatially wetter gull coiled -Any-bally. Any-bally worse Casing’s sweat-hard, any harpy cobble wandered -toe gat merit, bought Casing worse toe pore toe becalm Any-bally’s -horsebarn, (Boil pliers honor Mutt-fill tame dint gat mush offer celery; -infect, day gut nosing atoll.) - -Bought less gat earn wetter starry. - -Wan dare, inner Mutt-fill borsch boil pork, door scar stud lack disk -inner lest in-ink: - - MUTT-FILL 2 - UDDER TAME 4 - -Water disgorging saturation! Oiler Mutt-fill rotors setting inner -grin-stance, war failing furry darn inner mouse. - -Bought, watcher thank hopping? Soddenly wan offer Mutt-fill pliers hitter -shingle, an an-udder plier gutter gnats toe beggar! Soda war ptomaine -earn basis. Bust off oil, Casing ham-shelf, Mutt-fill’s cerebrated -better, worse combing ope toe bet! - -Whinny kraut inner grin-stance sore Casing combing, day stuttered toe -clabber hens an yowl, “Dare’s CASING! Attar bore, Casing!” An whinny -hansom sickened basement sundered confidentially ope tutor plat, oiler -Mutt-fill rotors shorted: - - “CASING ROAR! - CASING ROAR! - ROAR, ROAR, CASING!” - -Putty ladle Any-bally, setting oil buyer shelf inner grin-stance, worse -furry prod offer gut lurking loafer. Lack oiler udder pimple, Any-bally -worse shore debt Casing worse garner winner boil gam fur Mutt-fill. - -Casing weaved tutor kraut, an castor sweat glands add Any-bally, den -retched darn tutor grunt an robbed dart honors hens, an warped haze hens -honors pence. - -“PLY BOIL!” shorted door empire, gadding impassioned. - -Casing pecked upper bet, an locked adder patcher, any set tomb shelf: - -“Latter comb! Arm garner smirk disk boil rat offer defense!” - -ZOMBIE! Door boil short pest Casing lacquer canning boil. Casing dint -peony tension turret. - -“STORK WARN!” crater empire. - -Door kraut inner grin-stance stuttered shorting an coursing. - -“Wart inhale’s madder wet debt empire’s ICE? Hazy gun BLAND?” - -“Lessen, empire—Java heifer ICE exempted? Batter goiter seeder -obstetrician!” - -“Boor! Boor! B-o-o-r!” - -“O water bag BOMB!” - -Door patcher warn dope akin, any boil short pest Casing lacquer bullock -firmer raffle. - -“STORK TOE!” setter empire, lurking unctuously adder kraut. - -Oiler Mutt-fill fens an rotors war hurling wet anchor! Servile bear -bordels an corker cooler bordels cam firmer grin-stance, an fail honor -grunt, nut for firmer pore empire’s fate. - -Inner grin-stance, ladle Any-bally, hoe dint lacquer seer loafer mucker -bag foal otter ham-shelf, bay-gander wiper ice wetter tawny ladle lazy -hanker-sniff. - -Wants akin, Casing locked adder patcher, disk term wetter lock off gram -razor-lotion honors phase. - -“Jest locket Casing!” whiskered door kraut, “Disk term, Casing manes -baseness. Badger Casing’s garner smirk debt borsch-boil rat offer -defense!” - -SWASH! Casing swank adder boil wet oilers farce! Water swank! Wart -anomalous farce! Wart gram razor-lotion! - -Water sham debt Casing dint hitter boil! - -[Illustration] - -“Stork tree—yore art!” whiskered door empire, trampling, an gadding ratty -toe dock corker cooler bordels an bear bordels. - -Door kraut worse stunt. - -Any-bally worse sopping historically inner tawny ladle lazy hanker-sniff. - -Wail, yawl nor debt putty pacer pottery coiled CASING ADDER BET—spatially -doze lest melon-colic versus: - - “_O psalm-war an disk fevered lend, door soreness shunning brat;_ - _Door benders plying psalm-war, an psalm-war hurts alite,_ - _An psalm-war manor luffing, an psalm-war chaldron short;_ - _Butter ash nor jarring Mutt-fill—muddy Casing hash stork art!_” - -Bought lessen, forks! Wander nor wart _rally_ hopping? Wail, doze putty -versus becalm cerebrated—an Casing becalm cerebrated, toe! Suture bag -kraut off pimple cam toe Mutt-fill toe shag hens wetter hansom borsch -boil plier debt Casing win enter parlor-tricks, an gat retch. An, whinny -gut retch (conjure gas?) Casing becalm door diverted horsebarn off putty -ladle Any-bally. - - - - -Violate Huskings - -ore - -Ornery Aboard Inner Gelded Ketch - - -POT 1 - -_Darn Honor Form_ - -Heresy rheumatic starry offer former’s dodder, Violate Huskings, an wart -hoppings darn honor form. - -Violate lift wetter fodder, oiled Former Huskings, hoe hatter repetition -fur bang furry retch—an furry stenchy. Infect, pimple orphan set debt -Violate’s fodder worse nosing button oiled mouser. Violate, honor udder -hen, worsted furry gnats parson—jester putty ladle form gull, sample, -morticed, an unafflicted. - -Wan moaning Former Huskings nudist haze dodder setting honor cheer, -during nosing. - -“VIOLATE!” shorted dole former, “Watcher setting darn fur? Denture nor -yore canned gat retch setting darn during nosing? Germ pup otter debt -cheer!” - -“Arm tarred, Fodder,” resplendent Violate warily. - -“Watcher tarred fur?” aster stenchy former, hoe dint half mush symphony -further gull. “Are badger dint doe mush woke disk moaning! Ditcher curry -doze buckles fuller slob darn tutor peg-pan an feeder pegs?” - -“Yap, Fodder. Are fetter pegs.” - -“Ditcher mail-car caws an swoop otter caw staple?” - -“Off curse, Fodder. Are mulct oiler caws an swapped otter staple, an -fetter checkings, an clammed upper larder inner checking-horse toe gadder -oiler aches, an wen darn tutor vestibule guarding toe peck oiler bogs -an warms offer vestibules, an watched an earned yore closing, an fetter -hearses an....” - -“Ditcher _warder_ oiler hearses, toe?” enter-ruptured oiled Huskings. - -“Nor, Fodder, are dint.” - -“Dint warder mar hearses? Wire nut?” - -“Arm surrey, Fodder, butcher hearses jest worsen Thursday. Yore kin -leader hearse toe warder, Fodder, butcher cannon maggot drank. Lessen, -Fodder, arm tarred!” - -“Oil-wares tarred!” crumpled Huskings. “Wail, sense yore sore tarred, oil -lecher wrestle ladle, bought GAD OFFER DEBT CHEER! Wile yore wrestling, -yore kin maker bets an washer dashes.” - -Suture fodder! Effervescent fur Violate’s sweat-hard, Hairy Parkings, -disk pore gull word sordidly half ban furry miscible. - - -POT 2 - -_Moan-late an Roaches_ - -Violate worse jest _wile_ aboard Hairy, hoe worse jester pore form bore -firming adjourning form. Sum pimple set debt Hairy Parkings dint half gut -since, butter hatter gut dispossession an hay worse medley an luff wet -Violate. Infect, Hairy wandered toe merrier, butter worse toe skirt toe -aster. - -Wan gnat Hairy an Violate war setting honor Huskings’ beck perch inner -moan-late, holing hens. - -“O Hairy,” crate Violate, “Jest locket debt putty moan! Arsenate -rheumatic?” - -“Yap,” inserted Hairy, lurking adder moan. - -“O Hairy,” contingent Violate, “Jest snuff doze flagrant orders combing -firmer putty rat roaches inner floor guarding! Conjure small doze orders, -Hairy? Conjure small debt deletitious flagrancy?” - -“Yap,” set Hairy, snuffing, lacquer haunting dug haunting fur rapids. - -[Illustration] - -“Lessen, Hairy,” whiskered Violate, “Arm ... arm oil-moist _shore_ yore -gut sum-sing toe asthma. Denture half sum-sing impertinent toe asthma, -Hairy? Denture?” - -Pore Hairy, skirt oil-moist artifice wets, stuttered toe trample, butter -poled ham-shelf toe-gadder, an gargled: - -“Ark ... yap, Violate ... are gas ... are gas are gut sum-sing ... O -shocks, Violate!” - -“Gore earn, Hairy, gore earn!” encysted Violate, gadding impassioned. -“Dun bay sore inhabited! Nor, den, watcher garner asthma?” - -“Wail, Violate, arm jester pore form bore, an dun half mush moaning....” - -“Hoe cars aboard moaning, Hairy? Pimple dun heifer bay retch toe gat -merit, bought day order _lack_ itch udder. Merit cobbles hoe _lack_ itch -udder gadder lung mush batter den udder cobbles hoe _dun_ lack itch -udder. Merit pimple order bay _congenital_, an arm _shore_, Hairy, debt -wail bay _furry_ congenital an contended, an, fur debt raisin, way dun -heifer half mush moaning.” - -Furry lung, lung, term disk harpy cobble set honor beck perch inner -moan-late, holing hens an snuffing flagrant orders firmer floors inner -floor guarding. Finely Violate set: - -“Bought lessen, Hairy—inner moaning yore gutter asthma fodder.” - - * * * * * - -Radar, conjure gas wart hopping? Hairy aster fodder, hoe exploited wet -anchor, an setter larder furry bat warts. Infect, haze languish worse -jest hobble. Yonder nor sorghum-stenches wad disk stenchy oiled mouser -lettuce dodder asepsis pore bore furry horsebarn. Hairy, shagging wetter -motion, toll Violate water fodder hat set. - -“Dun bay disgorged,” set Violate. “Wail jest waiter wile. Pimple hoe -wander gat merit gutter half passions.” - - -POT 3 - -_Evanescent Wan Think Itching Udder._ - -Wan moaning, servile wicks letter, Violate worse inner fodder’s -vestibule guarding darn honor hens an niece, pecking bogs an warms offer -vestibules. Soddenly shay nudist annulled badger-lore, home pimple cold -“Carnal” Gatretch, combing entity guarding. (Gatretch worsen rallier -carnal—hay worse jester retch oiled stork-barker hoed madder mullion -dullards soiling storks an barns, an hoe lift inner palatal an luxuriant -mention nut fur firmer Huskings’ form.) - -“Gut moaning, Carnal Gatretch,” set Violate respectively. “Europe oily -disk moaning.” - -“Doily board cashes a warm!” resplendent Gatretch wetter wicket charcoal. -“Arming oily board—an yore jester putty ladle warm.” - -“Arm shore yore jest jerking, Carnal,” setter gull, wetter morticed -blotch, “Warts mar, arm nutty warm—arm Violate Huskings.” - -“Nutty warm?” aster carnal, “Den watcher during darn honor hens an niece -inner mutton dart? O water sham, water sham, debt search putty ladle wide -hens shut bay oil cupboard wet mutton dart! Comb hair, Violate! Lessee -doze putty ladle hens! _Arm_ garner trait doze hens mar respectively.” - -“Jest warts yore porpoise, Carnal?” aster gull. “Jest watcher -incinerating?” - -“Conjure gas mar porpoise, doling?” whiskered dole stork-barker. “Conjure -gas wart arm incinerating? Wail, arm nutty garner baiter rounder borsch. -Heresy hull think inner nuptial—arm garner gat merit, an _yore_ garner -bay Messes Gatretch. Yore gamer heifer palatal an luxuriant mention an -storks an barns any cobble off Cattle-hacks, an yule bay warring manx an -udder gorges closing, an damnings an perils an udder jowls....” - -Violate shuttered. - -“Kip yore manx an damnings an perils an udder retches, Carnal! Are dun -wampum! Are dun wander merry nor-bawdy sceptor manor luff—an debt’s -Hairy Parkings!” - -“Hairy Parkings!” crumpled Gatretch, wetter snare honors phase, “Watcher -wander merry debt end-bustle fur? Hairy’s jester bomb!” - -Trampling wet indication, Violate stupid darn, pecked upper bag hen-furl -off dart an flunk disk dart rat inner oiled stork-barker’s phase! - -“Gat otter mar fodder’s vestibule guarding!” crater gull. “An dun comb -beck!” - -“Hoe-cake, hoe-cake,” murdered Gatretch, “bought lessen hair, gull, yore -garner heifer changer mine! Arm garner torque baseness wet yore fodder. -Arm garner muck yore fodder servile ladle prepositions. An _arm garner -bay yore horsebarn_!” - -Fleshed wet anchor, an crumpling tomb-shelf, Gatretch win beck tutor -Huskings’ horse toe torque tutor stenchy oiled mouser. - - -POT 4 - -_Wadding Balls an Better Tares._ - -Dole stork-barker worse rat. Former Huskings ascended tutor carnal’s -wicket preposition, an fur lung, Violate, sopping historically, an wet -better tares strumming darner chicks, worse becalming Messes Gatretch. -Censor fodder worse toe stenchy toe heifer wadding, Violate enter Carnal -war stunning inner orifice offer Jesters offer Pace, lessening tutor -jesters raiding doze fetal warts: - -“Carnal, door yore tick disk worming furrier awful waif?” - -(“Shore,” setter stork-barker.) - -“Violate, door yore tick disk carnal furrier awful horsebarn?” - -(“Y-Yap,” set Violate, sopping historically.) - -Pimple shirker hets an set: - -“Water sham! Suture putty gull an suture disherpated oiled badger-lore! -Suture think shunt hopping tore gnats gull lack Violate!” - -“Pore Violate! Violate’s garner bay ornery aboard inner gelded ketch!” - -Hairy Parkings worse melon-colic, butter worsen disgorged, any set -tomb-shelf: - -“Carnal Gatretch’s jester cat-napper hoe cat-napped mar sweat-hard. -Wail, jest waiter wile—props Hairy Parkings kin doer ladle cat-napping -ham-shelf.” - -Servile wicks pest. - -Wan dock gnat, wile Violate’s horsebarn worse aware honor baseness trap, -Hairy gutter lung larder, an clammed ope toe Violate’s bet-rum windrow. - -“Violate!” Hairy whiskered. “Germ pup! Itch yore loafer! Itch Hairy!” - -Violate, herring debt farm-oilier verse, lipped otter bet, pot honor -putty ladle bet-rum slobbers, an expansive four-laned, hen-an-bordered -horse-court, an cam tutor windrow. - -“Lessen, Violate,” set Hairy, “Armor goring aware. Armor goring tumor -groin-murder’s form, darning Messy-soupy, an armor garner peck carton fur -mar groin-murder. Peck yore begs, Violate! Gad otter disk gelded ketch! -Clam darner larder, an wail goiter garter dam toe Messy-soupy!” - -Furry mint, Violate dint yonder-stander loafer’s preposition, den, wetter -harpy, harpy, lurk honor phase, shay set: - -“Yore rat, Hairy. Arm jester pore ladle retch gull—ornery aboard inner -gelded ketch. Bought O bore! Water SWILL ketch! Dun heifer feeder pegs! -Dun heifer mail-car caws an swoop otter caw staple! Dun heifer feeder -checkings an gadder aches an peck warms offer vestibules! Dun heifer -doe nor watching an earning, dun heifer warder hearses an maker bets an -washer dashes! Door yore thank armor garner flier ware firm oil disk -lechery? Known date! Sordidly nut! An lessen, Hairy; heresy ladle gut -adverse: Wile yore darning Messy-soupy, dun stutter peck carton furrier -groin-murder. Kipper _ware_ firmer form, an finer swill possession inner -stork-barker’s orifice. Soil storks an barns, an maggot mullion dullards. -DEN comb beck tumor windrow wet yore larder!” - - - - -4 - -LATH THING THUMB THONGS! - - - - -FRYER JERKER - - - Fryer Jerker, Fryer Jerker, - Dormer-view? Dormer-view? - Sunny lay martini! - Sunny lay martini! - Drink, drank, drunk. - Drink, drank, drunk. - -[Illustration] - - - - -ALLEY WETTER - - - Alley wetter, jaunty alley wetter, - Alley wetter, shutter plumber ray. - Shutter plumber railer tat - Shutter plumber railer tat - Ale a tat, ale a tat - Ale a tat, ale a tat - O, - - Alley wetter, jaunty alley wetter, - Alley wetter, shutter plumber ray. - - - - -DOOR OIL GORY MAYOR - - - Odor oil gory mayor, shay ant washy oyster bay - Ant washy oyster bay, - Ant washy oyster bay! - Door oil gory mayor, shay ant washy oyster bay - Money lung yares a gore! - - - - -DARE ASHY TURBAN INNER TORN - - - Dare ashy turban inner torn, inner torn - An dare mar dare luff set shim darn, set shim darn - An drakes haze whine wet lefter fray - An nabber, nabber thanks off may. - Farther wail fur arm moist leaf year, - Doughnut letter parroting grave year, - Enter member debtor bust off fronts moist port, moist port. - Adjure, adjure, canned fronts, adjure, adjure, adjure; - Are kin nor lunger stare wet your, stare wet your. - Oil hank mar hop honor warping wallow tray, - An murder whirl gore wail wet they. - - - - -FUR HAZY JELLY GUT FURLOUGH - - - Fur hazy jelly gut furlough - Fur hazy jelly gut furlough - Fur hazy jelly gut furlough - Witch nor bawdy candor nigh - - - - -HIVE BAN WALKING HONOR ROIL RUT - - - Hive ban walking honor roil rut - Oiler laugh lung dare; - Hive ban walking honor roil rut - Jester pester tam aware. - Conjure herder weasels blurring, - Blurring sore oily inner moan? - Conjure herder chaldron shorting, - Diner want chew blur debt hone? - -[Illustration] - - - - -HURL, HURL, DOOR GONG’S OIL HAIR - - - Hurl, hurl, door gong’s oil hair! - Moisten satyr knotty wart! - Moisten satyr knotty wart! - Hurl, hurl, door gong’s oil hair! - Wart inhale dough way cur, nor? - - - - -HORMONE DERANGE - - - O gummier hum warder buffer-lore rum - Enter dare enter envelopes ply, - Ware soiled’em assured adage cur-itching ward - An disguise earn it clotty oil die. - - Harm, hormone derange, - Warder dare enter envelopes ply, - Ware soiled’em assured adage cur-itching ward - An disguise earn it clotty oil die. - -*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ANGUISH LANGUISH *** - -Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will -be renamed. - -Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright -law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, -so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the -United States without permission and without paying copyright -royalties. 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Chace</i></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50px;"> -<img src="images/deco.jpg" width="50" height="25" alt="" /> -</div> - -<p class="titlepage">PRENTICE-HALL, INC.<br /> -ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, N. J.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_4"></a>[4]</span></p> - -<p class="titlepage smaller">© Copyright 1956 by</p> - -<p class="center smaller">Prentice-Hall, Inc.<br /> -Englewood Cliffs, N. J.</p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 21em;"> -<p class="noindent">All rights reserved, including the right -to reproduce this book, or any portions -thereof, in any form except for the inclusion -of brief quotations in a review.</p> -</div> - -<p class="titlepage smaller">LIBRARY OF CONGRESS CATALOG CARD NUMBER 56-8160</p> - -<p class="center smaller"><span class="u">PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA</span><br /> -03708</p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_5"></a>[5]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="CONTENTS">CONTENTS</h2> - -</div> - -<table summary="Contents"> - <tr> - <td>INTRODUCTION</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#INTRODUCTION">7</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>1. FURRY TELLS</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#FURRY_TELLS">19</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Ladle Rat Rotten Hut</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#LADLE_RAT_ROTTEN_HUT"><i>19</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Guilty Looks Enter Tree Beers</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#GUILTY_LOOKS_ENTER_TREE_BEERS"><i>23</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Center Alley</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CENTER_ALLEY"><i>28</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>2. NOISIER RAMS</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#NOISIER_RAMS">35</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Marry Hatter Ladle Limb</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#MARRY_HATTER_LADLE_LIMB"><i>35</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Sinker Sucker Socks Pants</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#SINKER_SUCKER_SOCKS_PANTS"><i>37</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Effervescent</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#EFFERVESCENT"><i>39</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Oiled Murder Harbored</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#OILED_MURDER_HARBORED"><i>40</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Pitter Paper</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#PITTER_PAPER"><i>40</i></a><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_6"></a>[6]</span></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>3. FEY-MOUSE TELLS</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#FEY-MOUSE_TELLS">41</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Casing Adder Bet</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CASING_ADDER_BET"><i>41</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Violate Huskings</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#Violate_Huskings"><i>47</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>4. LATH THING THUMB THONGS!</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#LATH_THING_THUMB_THONGS">57</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Fryer Jerker</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#FRYER_JERKER"><i>57</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Alley Wetter</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#ALLEY_WETTER"><i>59</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Door Oil Gory Mayor</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#DOOR_OIL_GORY_MAYOR"><i>59</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Dare Ashy Turban Inner Torn</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#DARE_ASHY_TURBAN_INNER_TORN"><i>60</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Fur Hazy Jelly Gut Furlough</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#FUR_HAZY_JELLY_GUT_FURLOUGH"><i>61</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Hive Ban Walking Honor Roil Rut</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#HIVE_BAN_WALKING_HONOR_ROIL_RUT"><i>61</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Hurl, Hurl, Door Gong’s Oil Hair</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#HURL_HURL_DOOR_GONGS_OIL_HAIR"><i>63</i></a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="h3"><i>Hormone Derange</i></td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#HORMONE_DERANGE"><i>63</i></a></td> - </tr> -</table> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_7"></a>[7]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="INTRODUCTION">INTRODUCTION</h2> - -</div> - -<p class="titlepage larger">THE ANGUISH LANGUISH</p> - -<p>English words are astonishingly versatile and could -readily be made to serve a new and extraordinary purpose, -but nobody seems to care about this except SPAL<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_8"></a>[8]</span> -(Society for the Promotion of the Anguish Languish).<a id="FNanchor_1" href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> -In keeping with its lofty ideals and its slogan, ANGUISH -FOR EVERYBODY, the Society is sponsoring this little -text, which has three aims:</p> - -<p class="hanging">1. To improve the public’s understanding of the -Anguish Languish.</p> - -<p class="hanging">2. To improve the academic standing of the -Anguish Languish.</p> - -<p class="hanging">3. To improve the social <i>and</i> financial standing -of the Society.</p> - -<h3>☛ Policemen and Magicians</h3> - -<p>A visiting professor of Anguish, Dr. ——<a id="FNanchor_2" href="#Footnote_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a>, -who, while learning to understand spoken English, was -continually bewildered and embarrassed by the similarity -of such expressions as <i>boys and girls</i> and <i>poisoned -gulls</i>, used to exclaim:</p> - -<p>“Gracious! What a lot of words sound like each -other! If it wasn’t (<i>sic</i>) for the different situations in -which we hear ’em, we’d have a terrible time saying -which was which.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_9"></a>[9]</span></p> - -<p>Of course, these may not have been the professor’s -exact words, because he often did his exclaiming in -Anguish rather than in English. In that case he would -say:</p> - -<p>“<i>Crashes! Water larders warts sunned lack itch udder! -Effervescent further deferent saturations an witch way -harem, wade heifer haliver tam sang witch worse witch.</i>”</p> - -<p>Dr. —— was right, both in English and -Anguish. Although other factors than the pronunciation -of words affect our ability to understand them, -the situation in which the words are uttered is of prime -importance. You can easily prove this, right in the privacy -of your own kitchen, by asking a friend to help -you wash up a dozen cops and sorcerers. Ten to one, -she’ll think you said a dozen <i>cups and saucers</i>, and be -genuinely surprised if you put her to work cleaning up -even <i>one</i> police officer, let alone all the others, and the -magicians, too.</p> - -<p>If you think that she misunderstands merely because -the two phrases sound somewhat alike and <i>not</i> because -of the situation, read what SPAL’s Committee on Housewives -has to say:</p> - -<p>“Presented with a dishes-piled-in-sink situation, several -hundred well-adjusted housewives thought that <i>cops -and sorcerers</i> referred to dishes, but seldom did normal -subjects, interviewed under the same conditions, make -the opposite mistake. When they were asked to help us -wash <i>cups and saucers</i>, some women consented, some -made stupid excuses, and some told us bluntly to go -wash them ourselves, but <i>practically no one thought that -we were talking about policemen and magicians</i>.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_10"></a>[10]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> -<img src="images/illus2.jpg" width="450" height="600" alt="" /> -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">“<i>Are empty mustard off mar fate</i></div> - <div class="verse indent0"><i>Are empty catsup off mouse hole.</i>”</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_11"></a>[11]</span></p> - -<h3>What Anguish Really Is. ☚</h3> - -<p>The experiments described above, and hundreds of -similar ones conducted by SPAL show that <i>an unbelievable -number of English words, regardless of their usual -meanings, can be substituted quite satisfactorily for -others</i>. When <i>all</i> the words in a given passage of English -have been so replaced, the passage keeps its original -meaning, but all the words have acquired new ones. -<i>A word that has received a new meaning has become a -<span class="antiqua">wart</span>, and when all the words in the passage have become -warts, the passage is no longer English; it’s <span class="antiqua">Anguish</span>.</i></p> - -<h3>Are There Any Good Reasons to Study Anguish? ☚</h3> - -<p>This is not an altogether silly question, and it deserves -the prompt and unequivocal answer any Anguish -Languish enthusiast will give it.</p> - -<p>“<i>Watcher mane, ardor rainy gut raisins toe sturdy -anguish?</i>” he will say, and will probably give you an -impressive list of them which will certainly include -the following:</p> - -<h4><i>1. Anguish is fun.</i></h4> - -<p>You and your friends can make a game out of learning -Anguish, and you’ll have fun developing your own -style and observing each other’s efforts. How to begin -will be explained later.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_12"></a>[12]</span></p> - -<h4><i>2. Anguish Languish means verbal economy.</i></h4> - -<p>If words can be made to do double, triple, or even -quadruple duty, it is obvious that we don’t need so -many of them. Wouldn’t it be a comfort to know that, -in the event of some unpredictable disaster wiping out -half of our English vocabulary, we could, if we had -learned Anguish, get along nicely with what we had -left?<a id="FNanchor_3" href="#Footnote_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a></p> - -<h4><i>3. Anguish helps out in certain social situations.</i></h4> - -<p>People who aren’t sure of themselves should learn -Anguish. Suppose you have been asked to dinner by -the president of your company and his wife. Since you -haven’t met your hostess, you have spent some time, -before going, thinking up something to say that will -really interest her. Finally you decide to ask, during the -dinner:</p> - -<p>“Mrs. Bellowell, didn’t I hear that your brother Henry -was discovered to be in collusion with those election -crooks?”</p> - -<p>The moment arrives, but you no sooner get her attention -than you have sudden misgivings. Too late to -change your subject, you slip deftly into Anguish:</p> - -<p>“Mrs. Bellowell ... deaden are hair ditcher broader -Hennery worse dish-cupboard toe bang collision wet -dozer liquor-chin crocks?”</p> - -<p>Chances are that everyone will be so fascinated by the -graceful form of your question that not even your hostess -will attach much importance to what you’ve asked.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_13"></a>[13]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 475px;"> -<img src="images/illus3.jpg" width="475" height="600" alt="" /> -<p class="caption">EUROPE OILY DISK MOANING!</p> -<p class="caption">DOILY BOARD CASHES OR WARM!</p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_14"></a>[14]</span></p> - -<h4><i>4. Anguish relieves that terrible craving to tell dialect stories.</i></h4> - -<p>People who are addicted to telling dialect stories, or -chronically frustrated because they can’t tell them without -Scotch brogue or Brooklynese getting mixed up with -Deep South, will be overjoyed with Anguish. <i>Anguish -is definitely <span class="antiqua">not</span> a dialect, -since it consists <span class="antiqua">only</span> of unchanged -English words which anyone can pronounce.</i> -By imparting a delicate and indefinably exotic accent -to one’s speech, however, it not only provides a socially -acceptable substitute for telling dialect stories, but adds -to one’s personal charm.<a id="FNanchor_4" href="#Footnote_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a></p> - -<h4><i>5. Anguish improves your English.</i></h4> - -<p>As your Anguish vocabulary increases, you’ll find that -your English vocabulary does, too, but you must be -careful not to mix them up—something which people -orphan do when they begin to use words accordion -to the way they sound rather than how they’re spelled. -Words which are rare in English are often common -enough in Anguish, so you have new opportunities to -see them. Suppose you’re spending a week-end reciting -nursery rhymes in Anguish to a happy group of children<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_15"></a>[15]</span> -or immature adults, and come across <i>SING A SONG -OF SIXPENCE, A POCKET FULL OF RYE</i>. In -Anguish, this, of course, is <i>SINKER SUCKER SOCKS -PANTS, APOCRYPHAL AWRY</i>. This will give you -an unexpected chance to use the last two words.</p> - -<p>You’d be surprised to know how many people haven’t -the faintest idea what a xyster is until they hear a SPAL -member talking about his fodder, murder, broader, and -xyster. This makes them want to look <i>xyster</i> up. When -they do, they find that, although <i>xyster</i><a id="FNanchor_5" href="#Footnote_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> in Anguish, -may mean <i>sister</i>, in English it’s nothing in the world -but a common raspatorium. Now raspatoria, and, therefore -xysters are important surgical instruments, nice to -know about before being scheduled for an aberration.</p> - -<p>Speaking of xysters, hominy people know what <i>higglery</i> -is? Very few, yet it occurs in the Anguish Languish -version of something as well known as:</p> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">“Murder, mare argo art toe swarm?”</div> - <div class="verse indent0">“Yap, mar doling dodder,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Hank yore clues honor higglery larme</div> - <div class="verse indent0">An dun gore norther warder!”</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<p>While you’re looking up <i>higglery</i>, you might find -<i>larme</i>, just a few pages away in Webster’s Unabridged.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_16"></a>[16]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> -<img src="images/illus4.jpg" width="425" height="600" alt="" /> -<p class="caption">“—<i>wail, debt worse inner laest wake off Dismember—nor, -inner foist wake off Janizary—Doctor Smatters (haze mar -surging) gummier fun cull wan moaning, an set: ‘Gut moaning, -Messes Huffywate, heresy ladle bat noose furrier—yore -garner heifer heifer nodder aberration.’ Wail, whinny set -<span class="antiqua">debt</span>—” etc., etc.</i></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_17"></a>[17]</span></p> - -<h4><i>6. Practical Anguish.</i></h4> - -<p>Anguish can be used for group study at parties and -entertainments; as a psychological test of something or -other (we don’t know just what),<a id="FNanchor_6" href="#Footnote_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a> and as practice material -in Speech and Typing classes.</p> - -<h3>How Can One Learn Anguish? ☚</h3> - -<p>1. Read everything in this text aloud, and preferably -in a group. Make a game of it.</p> - -<p>You’ll find it easier to understand Anguish when you -<i>hear</i> it than when you see it. If you have trouble, listen -to someone else read it to you, preferably someone who -doesn’t quite know what he’s reading. This often gives -the best effect. Watch what happens when the listeners -understand better than the reader.</p> - -<p>2. Don’t try to read too fast and be sure to give all -words their usual English pronunciation, regardless of -the new meaning the word has acquired. An accurate -pronunciation and good intonation are most effective.</p> - -<p>3. Don’t worry if you seem to have suddenly acquired -a slight accent; your friends will tell you that this is -most attractive.</p> - -<div class="footnotes"> - -<div class="footnote"> - -<p><a id="Footnote_1" href="#FNanchor_1" class="label">[1]</a> The members of SPAL are the persons who have written to the -author concerning the Anguish Languish, especially the thousands who -wrote to request copies of LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT after -Arthur Godfrey’s inimitable reading of it, on his television show. -The society is very poorly organized, in fact few of the members even -know they belong. There are no officers, no meetings, no convention, -and, worst of all, from the point of view of the author and -founder, no dues.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="footnote"> - -<p><a id="Footnote_2" href="#FNanchor_2" class="label">[2]</a> This isn’t his real name, nor is it intended to be the name -of any other Anguish Languish professor, living or dead.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="footnote"> - -<p><a id="Footnote_3" href="#FNanchor_3" class="label">[3]</a> Whether or not such a calamity is likely to occur seems entirely -beside the point; in times like these one should be prepared for any -emergency.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="footnote"> - -<p><a id="Footnote_4" href="#FNanchor_4" class="label">[4]</a> <i>ANGUISH ANONYMOUS</i>, an organization of former dialect story -tellers, sponsored by SPAL, can be called in difficult cases.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="footnote"> - -<p><a id="Footnote_5" href="#FNanchor_5" class="label">[5]</a> The plural of <i>xyster</i> in Anguish, is <i>cisterns</i>. See, in this book, the -story of <i>Center Alley</i>.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="footnote"> - -<p><a id="Footnote_6" href="#FNanchor_6" class="label">[6]</a> A research psychologist plans to use <i>Anguish Languish</i> to provide -data for a study entitled: “<i>Individual and Sex Differences in Configurational -Perception of Artificially Contrived but Phenomenologically -Comprehensible Auditory Stimuli.</i>” This sounds as if it should mean -something.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>The first item in this collection is a story familiar -to all readers—LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. Or, -as you can probably say now in Anguish, LADLE RAT -ROTTEN HUT.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_18"></a>[18]</span></p> - -<p><i>Heresy ladle furry starry toiling udder warts—warts -welcher altar girdle deferent firmer once inner regional -virgin.</i> This sentence means: “Here is a little fairy story -told in other words—words which are altogether different -from the ones in the original version.”</p> - -<p class="center">ORIOLE RATTY? DEN LESS GAT STUTTERED!</p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_19"></a>[19]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="FURRY_TELLS">1<br /> -FURRY TELLS</h2> - -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="LADLE_RAT_ROTTEN_HUT">LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT</h3> - -</div> - -<p>Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift -wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer -lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry putty -ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin -pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_20"></a>[20]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> -<img src="images/illus5.jpg" width="425" height="600" alt="" /> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_21"></a>[21]</span></p> - -<p>Wan moaning Ladle Rat Rotten Hut’s murder -colder inset.</p> - -<p>“Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome -burden barter an shirker cockles. Tick disk -ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe lifts -honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper -laundry wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily -inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun -stopper torque wet strainers!”</p> - -<p>“Hoe-cake, murder,” resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten -Hut, an tickle ladle basking an stuttered oft.</p> - -<p>Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle -Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof.</p> - -<p>“Wail, wail, wail!” set disk wicket woof, “Evanescent -Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares are putty ladle gull -goring wizard ladle basking?”</p> - -<p>“Armor goring tumor groin-murder’s,” reprisal ladle -gull. “Grammar’s seeking bet. Armor ticking arson -burden barter an shirker cockles.”</p> - -<p>“O hoe! Heifer gnats woke,” setter wicket woof, -butter taught tomb shelf, “Oil tickle shirt court tutor -cordage offer groin-murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, -an den—O bore!”</p> - -<p>Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny -retched a cordage offer groin-murder, picked inner windrow, -an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_22"></a>[22]</span> -bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet, -paunched honor pore oil worming, an garbled erupt. -Den disk ratchet ammonol pot honor groin-murder’s -nut cup an gnat-gun, any curdled ope inner bet.</p> - -<p>Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar -cordage, an ranker dough ball. “Comb ink, sweat hard,” -setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse.</p> - -<p>Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum, an stud buyer -groin-murder’s bet.</p> - -<p>“O Grammar!” crater ladle gull historically, “Water -bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!”</p> - -<p>“Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard,” setter bloat-Thursday -woof, wetter wicket small honors phase.</p> - -<p>“O, Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture -anomalous prognosis!”</p> - -<p>“Battered small your whiff, doling,” whiskered dole -woof, ants mouse worse waddling.</p> - -<p>“O Grammar, water bag mouser gut! A nervous sore -suture bag mouse!”</p> - -<p>Daze worry on-forger-nut ladle gull’s lest warts. Oil -offer sodden, caking offer carvers an sprinkling otter -bet, disk hoard-hoarded woof lipped own pore Ladle -Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.</p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>MURAL: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle -gulls stopper torque wet strainers.</p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_23"></a>[23]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="GUILTY_LOOKS_ENTER_TREE_BEERS">GUILTY LOOKS ENTER TREE BEERS</h3> - -</div> - -<p>Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe hat -search putty yowler coils debt pimple colder Guilty -Looks. Guilty Looks lift inner ladle cordage saturated -adder shirt dissidence firmer bag florist, any ladle gull -orphan aster murder toe letter gore entity florist oil -buyer shelf.</p> - -<p>“Guilty Looks!” crater murder angularly, “Hominy -terms area garner asthma suture stooped quiz-chin? -Goiter door florist? Sordidly NUT!”</p> - -<p>“Wire nut, murder?” wined Guilty Looks, hoe dint -peony tension tore murder’s scaldings.</p> - -<p>“Cause dorsal lodge an wicket beer inner florist -hoe orphan molasses pimple. Ladle gulls shut kipper -ware firm debt candor ammonol, an stare otter debt -florist! Debt florist’s mush toe dentures furry ladle gull!”</p> - -<p>Wail, pimple oil-wares wander doe wart udder pimple -dum wampum toe doe. Debt’s jest hormone nurture. -Wan moaning, Guilty Looks dissipater murder, -an win entity florist.</p> - -<p>Fur lung, disk avengeress gull wetter putty yowler<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_24"></a>[24]</span> -coils cam tore morticed ladle cordage inhibited buyer -hull firmly off beers—Fodder Beer (home pimple, fur -oblivious raisins, coiled “Brewing”), Murder Beer, an -Ladle Bore Beer. Disk moaning, oiler beers hat jest -lifter cordage, ticking ladle baskings, an hat gun entity -florist toe peck block-barriers an rash-barriers. Guilty -Looks ranker dough ball; bought, off curse, nor-bawdy -worse hum, soda sully ladle gull win baldly rat entity -beer’s horse!</p> - -<p>Honor tipple inner darning rum, stud tree boils -fuller sop—wan grade bag boiler sop, wan muddle-sash -boil, an wan tawny ladle boil. Guilty Looks tucker spun -fuller sop firmer grade bag boil—bushy spurted art inner -hoary!</p> - -<p>“Arch!” crater gull, “Debt sop’s toe hart—barns mar -mouse!”</p> - -<p>Dingy traitor sop inner muddle-sash boil, witch worse -toe coiled. Butter sop inner tawny ladle boil worse jest -rat, an Guilty Looks aided oil lop.</p> - -<p>Dingy nudist tree cheers—wan anomalous cheer, wan -muddle-sash cheer, an wan tawny ladle cheer. Guilty -Looks set darn inner ladle cheer, bushy worse toe bag -ferret, ant soddenly bustard.</p> - -<p>Clamming upper stars tutor beer’s bet-rum, Guilty -Looks dish-cupboard tree bets—wan grade bag bet, wan -muddle-sash bet, an wan tawny ladle bet. Failing torrid, -shay flunker shelf honor ladle bet, an, jester cobbler -menace letter, worse sunder slip an snorting.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_25"></a>[25]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> -<img src="images/illus6.jpg" width="425" height="600" alt="" /> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_26"></a>[26]</span></p> - -<p>Inner ladle wile, donors offer cordage cam beck -firmer barrier-pecking extradition, currying baskings -fuller rash-barriers. Whinny entity darning rum, Fodder -Beer stuttered snuffing an gruelling tomb shelf.</p> - -<p>“Warts ban goring earn hair?” crumpled dole beer, -“Conjure small psalm-sing deferent a boarder horse?”</p> - -<p>“Crashes!” crater murder beer, ashy castor quack -glands adder tipple, “Hose ban muddling wet debt -sop?”</p> - -<p>Ladle Bore Beer stuttered crayon.</p> - -<p>“Jest locket mar ladle boiler sop—oil garbled dope! -An locket mar itchy pitchy cheer—oil bustard!”</p> - -<p>Locking adder bustard cheer, Murder Beer bay-gander -gat historical, an stuttered hurling tore horsebarn:</p> - -<p>“Brewing! Brewing! Way gut BURGHERS inner -horse. HORSE BURGHERS! Quack! Coiler place! -Wail, dun stun dare lacking end-bustle during nosing! -Coiler Place Deportment, quack!”</p> - -<p>“Harmer garner coiler Place Deportment wen way -dun heifer toiler-fun?” resplendent Brewing, inner -trampling verse. “Set darn, worming, an cape quoit! -Yore oil-wares thanking dare burghers inner horse!”</p> - -<p>Oiler shame, Brewing worse jesters scarred aster udders; -infect, haze niece war shagging.</p> - -<p>Finely, Fodder Beer gutter grade bag short-gum, -Murder Beer gutter muddle-sash haunting raffle, an -Ladle Bore Beer gutter tawny ladle pestle, an oiler beers<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_27"></a>[27]</span> -crypt upper stars, ware Guilty Looks worse line honor -bet, sunder slip an snorting. Herring door beers, shay -weakened, lipped otter door windrow, an dished aware -harm jesters fascist shagged scrabble.</p> - -<p>Oiler beers tar darner stars, an stuttered toe locker -doers an windrows.</p> - -<p>“Fodder,” aster ladle bore beer, finely, “Wart <i>worse</i> -debt discussing crasher honor bet? Wart <i>worse</i> debt -ogling ammonol wet oil debt yowler far honor had, an -hoe dint half nor far atoll honor beck? Wart <i>worse</i> -debt hobble lurking crasher, Fodder?”</p> - -<p>Fodder Beer shuttered.</p> - -<p>“Comb hair, mar bore. Heresy gut lessen furrier! -Debt discussing crasher worsen HORMONE BANG! -Kipper ware firm debt candor ammonol! Dare nor gut! -Warts mar, are dun wander catcher goring entity florist -oil bar yore shelf. <i>Debt florist’s mush toe dentures -furry ladle beer!”</i></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_28"></a>[28]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="CENTER_ALLEY">CENTER ALLEY</h3> - -</div> - -<p>Center Alley worse jester pore ladle gull hoe lift -wetter stop-murder an toe heft-cisterns. Daze worming -war furry wicket an shellfish parsons, spatially dole -stop-murder, hoe dint lack Center Alley an, infect, -word orphan traitor pore gull mar lichen ammonol -dinner hormone bang. Oily inner moaning disk wicket -oiled worming shorted, “Center Alley, gad otter bet, -an goiter wark! Suture lacy ladle bomb! Shaker lake!” -an firm moaning tell gnat disk ratchet gull word heifer -wark lacquer hearse toe kipper horsing ardor, washer -heft-cistern’s closing, maker bets, gore tutor star fur -perversions, cooker males, washer dashes an doe oily -udder hoard wark. Nor wander pore Center Alley worse -tarred an disgorged!</p> - -<p>Wan moaning, Center Alley herder heft-cisterns tucking -a boarder bag boil debtor prance worse garner gift -toiler pimple inner lend.</p> - -<p>“O stop-murder,” crater ladle gull, “Water swill cerebration<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_29"></a>[29]</span> -debt boil’s garner bay! Are sordidly ward lacquer -goiter debt boil!”</p> - -<p>“Shed dope, Center Alley,” inserter curl stop-murder, -“Yore tucking lichen end-bustle! Yore nutty goring tore -debt boil—<i>armor</i> goring tutor boil wet yore toe heft-cisterns. -Yore garner stair rat hair, an kipper horsing -ardor an washer pods an pens! Gore tutor boil? Hoar, -hoar! Locket yore close—nosing bought racks!”</p> - -<p>Soda wicket stop-murder any toe ogling cisterns pot -honor expansive closing, an stuttered oft tutor boil, -living pore Center Alley setting buyer far inner racket -closing, wit tares strumming darner chicks.</p> - -<p>Soddenly, Center Alley nudist debt annulled worming -hat entity rum, an worse setting buyer site. Disk -oiled worming worry furry gourd-murder.</p> - -<p>“Center Alley, Center Alley,” whiskered dole worming, -“watcher crane aboard? Ditcher wander goiter debt -boil? Hoe-cake, jest goiter yore gardening an pickle -bag pomp-can; den goiter yore staple an gutter bag -rattletrap witch contends sex anomalous ratch. Wail, -watcher wading fur? Gat goring!”</p> - -<p>Center Alley garter pomp-can any sex bag ratch. Inner -flesh, dole worming chintz door pomp-can intern -anomalous, gorges, courage. Dingy chintz door sex beg -ratch enter sex wide hearses. Oil offer sodden, Center -Alley real-iced dashy worse warring putty an expansive -closing—sulk an sadden—an honor ladle fate war toe -putty ladle gloss slobbers.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_30"></a>[30]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;"> -<img src="images/illus7.jpg" width="500" height="600" alt="" /> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_31"></a>[31]</span></p> - -<p>Center Alley, harpy acid lurk, clammed entity gorges -courage, any sex wide hearses gobbled aware tutor -prance’s boil.</p> - -<p>“O bore!” crater prance, whinny sore Center Alley, -“Hoes disk putty ladle checking wetter gloss slobbers?” -any win ope toe Center Alley an aster furry dense, den -fur servile udders. Door prance dint wander dense wet -dodder gulls—jest wet Center Alley.</p> - -<p>Pimple whiskered, “Jest locket debt gnats-lurking -cobble! Door prance sordidly enter-stance harder peck -gut-lurking worming!”</p> - -<p>Ladle Center Alley worse door bail offer boil.</p> - -<p>Door wicket stop-murder any toe ogling cisterns wore -trampling wet anchor an forestation.</p> - -<p>“Courses, courses!” crater stop-murder. “Hoes debt -ladle Manx wetter gloss slobbers? A nervous sore suture -ladle horsey, any prance axe lackeys knots a barter! -Lucks lackeys garner dense wetter oil gnat, wile oil -ware during aster set hair an kipper cheers worm! -Courses!”</p> - -<p>Oil offer sodden door cluck stork mit-gnat. Inner -flesh, Center Alley’s putty closing chintz backer racks, -enter pore gull hatter dasher ware firmer boil. Goring -donor steers, Center Alley caked offer ladle gloss slobber. -Door prance traitor casher, bought oily gut worse -door slobber.</p> - -<p>Necks moaning door Prance set: “Arm goring toe fine -debt putty gull hoe worse warring disk slobber. Shale<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_32"></a>[32]</span> -bay mar waif, debt’s fur shore, an oil bare horsebarn.”</p> - -<p>Den, lipping honors hearse, door prance gobbled -aware.</p> - -<p>Whinny prance retched Center Alley’s horse, door -stop-murder an toe heft-cisterns wandered toe traitor -pot honor gloss slobber.</p> - -<p>“Arch, arch! Debt hearts!” crater cisterns. “Are fates -toe bag fur debt slobber!”</p> - -<p>“Arch, arch! Ticket oft!” shorted door stop-murder, -“Wart inhale yore during, Prance? Debt slobber’s toe -ladle furry hormone bang! Ticket oft!”</p> - -<p>Wile ticking offer slobber, door prance nudist Center -Alley setting buyer far, any set: “Hoes debt ratchet -ladle crasher? Props debt pore gull cut pot honor gloss -slobber.”</p> - -<p>Door abdominal stop-murder any toe wicket heft-cisterns -bust art luffing.</p> - -<p>“Hoar, hoar, hoar! Debt’s jest Center Alley. Yore -wooden wander half suture discussing parson furry -waif! Lock attar hens and phase—oil cupboard wet dart! -Locket doze close—nosing bought racks!”</p> - -<p>“Jester seam,” resplendent door prance, gadding impassioned, -“arm garner traitor pot disk slobber honor -ladle fort. Comb hair, Center Alley.”</p> - -<p>Wail, bores and gulls, badger canned gas wart hopping! -Center Alley tickle ladle slobber an potted earn. -Den, oil offer sodden, door prance potters alms rounder -ladle gull an caster—rat honor mouse!</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_33"></a>[33]</span></p> - -<p>Fur lung, wadding balls war wrangling, an Center -Alley winter wear firmer wicket stop-murder’s horse, -an becalm door mattress offer prance’s gorges mention. -Center Alley worse jest knots aboard disk hansom horsebarn, -an lift, yonder daze harpy sorghum-stenches, furry -lung, lung, tam.</p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>MURAL: Ladle gulls shunt bay disgorged; warts -garner hoppings garner hopping.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_34"></a>[34]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_35"></a>[35]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="NOISIER_RAMS">2<br /> -NOISIER RAMS</h2> - -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="MARRY_HATTER_LADLE_LIMB">MARRY HATTER LADLE LIMB</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Marry hatter ladle limb</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Itch fleas worse widest snore.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">An ever-wear debt Marry win</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Door limb worse shorter gore.</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_36"></a>[36]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 475px;"> -<img src="images/illus8.jpg" width="475" height="600" alt="" /> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_37"></a>[37]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="SINKER_SUCKER_SOCKS_PANTS">SINKER SUCKER SOCKS PANTS</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Sinker sucker socks pants</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Apocryphal awry</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Foreign turnkey blank boards</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Bagged inner pyre.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Whinny pious orphaned</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Door boards bay-gander sink.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Worsen dizzy jelly ditch</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Toe setter furry kink?</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Door kink worse inner conning horse</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Conning otters moaning.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Door coin worse inner panda</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Aiding burden honing.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Door mate worse inner gardening</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Hankering ardor cloys.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">A lung camel blank board</div> - <div class="verse indent0">An sniffed offer noise!</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_38"></a>[38]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> -<img src="images/illus9.jpg" width="450" height="600" alt="" /> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_39"></a>[39]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="EFFERVESCENT">EFFERVESCENT</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Effervescent further ACHE</div> - <div class="verse indent4">dare wooden bather CHECKING.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Effervescent further PEG</div> - <div class="verse indent4">way wooden heifer BECKING.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Effervescent further LESSENS</div> - <div class="verse indent4">dare wooden bather DITCHERS.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Effervescent further ODDEST</div> - <div class="verse indent4">way wooden heifer PITCHERS</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Effervescent further CLASHES</div> - <div class="verse indent4">way wooden kneader CLASH RUMS.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Effervescent further BASH TOPS</div> - <div class="verse indent4">way wooden heifer BASH RUMS.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Effervescent further TUCKING</div> - <div class="verse indent4">way wooden heifer LANGUISH.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Effervescent fur daze phony WARTS</div> - <div class="verse indent4">nor bawdy cud spick ANGUISH!</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_40"></a>[40]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="OILED_MURDER_HARBORED">OILED MURDER HARBORED</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Oiled Murder Harbored</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Wen tutor cardboard</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Toe garter pore darker born.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Wenchy gut dare</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Door cardboard worse bar</div> - <div class="verse indent0">An soda pore dark hat known.</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="PITTER_PAPER">PITTER PAPER</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Pitter Paper peeked or parker peckled paupers</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Or packer peckled paupers pitter paper peeked</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Aft Pitter Paper peeked or packer peckled paupers</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Ware aster packer peckled paupers debt pitter paper peeked?</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_41"></a>[41]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="FEY-MOUSE_TELLS">3<br /> -FEY-MOUSE TELLS</h2> - -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="CASING_ADDER_BET">CASING ADDER BET</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0"><i>Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;</i></div> - <div class="verse indent0"><i>The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,</i></div> - <div class="verse indent0"><i>And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;</i></div> - <div class="verse indent0"><i>But there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Casey has struck out.</i></div> - </div> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse right"><span class="smcap">Ernest Lawrence Thayer</span></div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<p>Heresy borsch-boil starry a boarder borsch boil -gam plate lung, lung a gore inner ladle wan hearse torn -coiled Mutt-fill.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_42"></a>[42]</span></p> - -<p>Mutt-fill worsen mush offer torn, butted hatter putty -gut borsch-boil tame, an off oiler pliers honor tame, door -moist cerebrated worse Casing. Casing worsted sickened -basement, any hatter betting orphanage off .526 (punt -fife toe sex).</p> - -<p>Casing worse gut lurking, an furry poplar—spatially -wetter gull coiled Any-bally. Any-bally worse Casing’s -sweat-hard, any harpy cobble wandered toe gat merit, -bought Casing worse toe pore toe becalm Any-bally’s -horsebarn, (Boil pliers honor Mutt-fill tame dint gat -mush offer celery; infect, day gut nosing atoll.)</p> - -<p>Bought less gat earn wetter starry.</p> - -<p>Wan dare, inner Mutt-fill borsch boil pork, door scar -stud lack disk inner lest in-ink:</p> - -<table> - <tr> - <td>MUTT-FILL</td> - <td>2</td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td>UDDER TAME</td> - <td>4</td> - </tr> -</table> - -<p>Water disgorging saturation! Oiler Mutt-fill rotors -setting inner grin-stance, war failing furry darn inner -mouse.</p> - -<p>Bought, watcher thank hopping? Soddenly wan offer -Mutt-fill pliers hitter shingle, an an-udder plier gutter -gnats toe beggar! Soda war ptomaine earn basis. Bust -off oil, Casing ham-shelf, Mutt-fill’s cerebrated better, -worse combing ope toe bet!</p> - -<p>Whinny kraut inner grin-stance sore Casing combing,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_43"></a>[43]</span> -day stuttered toe clabber hens an yowl, “Dare’s CASING! -Attar bore, Casing!” An whinny hansom sickened -basement sundered confidentially ope tutor plat, -oiler Mutt-fill rotors shorted:</p> - -<p class="center">“CASING ROAR!<br /> -CASING ROAR!<br /> -ROAR, ROAR, CASING!”</p> - -<p>Putty ladle Any-bally, setting oil buyer shelf inner -grin-stance, worse furry prod offer gut lurking loafer. -Lack oiler udder pimple, Any-bally worse shore debt -Casing worse garner winner boil gam fur Mutt-fill.</p> - -<p>Casing weaved tutor kraut, an castor sweat glands add -Any-bally, den retched darn tutor grunt an robbed dart -honors hens, an warped haze hens honors pence.</p> - -<p>“PLY BOIL!” shorted door empire, gadding impassioned.</p> - -<p>Casing pecked upper bet, an locked adder patcher, -any set tomb shelf:</p> - -<p>“Latter comb! Arm garner smirk disk boil rat offer -defense!”</p> - -<p>ZOMBIE! Door boil short pest Casing lacquer canning -boil. Casing dint peony tension turret.</p> - -<p>“STORK WARN!” crater empire.</p> - -<p>Door kraut inner grin-stance stuttered shorting an -coursing.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_44"></a>[44]</span></p> - -<p>“Wart inhale’s madder wet debt empire’s ICE? Hazy -gun BLAND?”</p> - -<p>“Lessen, empire—Java heifer ICE exempted? Batter -goiter seeder obstetrician!”</p> - -<p>“Boor! Boor! B-o-o-r!”</p> - -<p>“O water bag BOMB!”</p> - -<p>Door patcher warn dope akin, any boil short pest -Casing lacquer bullock firmer raffle.</p> - -<p>“STORK TOE!” setter empire, lurking unctuously -adder kraut.</p> - -<p>Oiler Mutt-fill fens an rotors war hurling wet anchor! -Servile bear bordels an corker cooler bordels cam firmer -grin-stance, an fail honor grunt, nut for firmer pore -empire’s fate.</p> - -<p>Inner grin-stance, ladle Any-bally, hoe dint lacquer -seer loafer mucker bag foal otter ham-shelf, bay-gander -wiper ice wetter tawny ladle lazy hanker-sniff.</p> - -<p>Wants akin, Casing locked adder patcher, disk term -wetter lock off gram razor-lotion honors phase.</p> - -<p>“Jest locket Casing!” whiskered door kraut, “Disk -term, Casing manes baseness. Badger Casing’s garner -smirk debt borsch-boil rat offer defense!”</p> - -<p>SWASH! Casing swank adder boil wet oilers farce! -Water swank! Wart anomalous farce! Wart gram razor-lotion!</p> - -<p>Water sham debt Casing dint hitter boil!</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_45"></a>[45]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> -<img src="images/illus10.jpg" width="450" height="600" alt="" /> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_46"></a>[46]</span></p> - -<p>“Stork tree—yore art!” whiskered door empire, trampling, -an gadding ratty toe dock corker cooler bordels an -bear bordels.</p> - -<p>Door kraut worse stunt.</p> - -<p>Any-bally worse sopping historically inner tawny -ladle lazy hanker-sniff.</p> - -<p>Wail, yawl nor debt putty pacer pottery coiled CASING -ADDER BET—spatially doze lest melon-colic -versus:</p> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">“<i>O psalm-war an disk fevered lend, door soreness shunning brat;</i></div> - <div class="verse indent0"><i>Door benders plying psalm-war, an psalm-war hurts alite,</i></div> - <div class="verse indent0"><i>An psalm-war manor luffing, an psalm-war chaldron short;</i></div> - <div class="verse indent0"><i>Butter ash nor jarring Mutt-fill—muddy Casing hash stork art!</i>”</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<p>Bought lessen, forks! Wander nor wart <i>rally</i> hopping? -Wail, doze putty versus becalm cerebrated—an -Casing becalm cerebrated, toe! Suture bag kraut off -pimple cam toe Mutt-fill toe shag hens wetter hansom -borsch boil plier debt Casing win enter parlor-tricks, -an gat retch. An, whinny gut retch (conjure gas?) -Casing becalm door diverted horsebarn off putty ladle -Any-bally.</p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_47"></a>[47]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="Violate_Huskings">Violate Huskings<br /> -<span class="smaller">ore</span><br /> -Ornery Aboard Inner Gelded Ketch</h3> - -</div> - -<h4><span class="smcap">Pot 1</span><br /> -<i>Darn Honor Form</i></h4> - -<p>Heresy rheumatic starry offer former’s dodder, Violate -Huskings, an wart hoppings darn honor form.</p> - -<p>Violate lift wetter fodder, oiled Former Huskings, -hoe hatter repetition fur bang furry retch—an furry -stenchy. Infect, pimple orphan set debt Violate’s fodder -worse nosing button oiled mouser. Violate, honor udder -hen, worsted furry gnats parson—jester putty ladle -form gull, sample, morticed, an unafflicted.</p> - -<p>Wan moaning Former Huskings nudist haze dodder -setting honor cheer, during nosing.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_48"></a>[48]</span></p> - -<p>“VIOLATE!” shorted dole former, “Watcher setting -darn fur? Denture nor yore canned gat retch setting -darn during nosing? Germ pup otter debt cheer!”</p> - -<p>“Arm tarred, Fodder,” resplendent Violate warily.</p> - -<p>“Watcher tarred fur?” aster stenchy former, hoe dint -half mush symphony further gull. “Are badger dint -doe mush woke disk moaning! Ditcher curry doze -buckles fuller slob darn tutor peg-pan an feeder pegs?”</p> - -<p>“Yap, Fodder. Are fetter pegs.”</p> - -<p>“Ditcher mail-car caws an swoop otter caw staple?”</p> - -<p>“Off curse, Fodder. Are mulct oiler caws an swapped -otter staple, an fetter checkings, an clammed upper -larder inner checking-horse toe gadder oiler aches, an -wen darn tutor vestibule guarding toe peck oiler bogs -an warms offer vestibules, an watched an earned yore -closing, an fetter hearses an....”</p> - -<p>“Ditcher <i>warder</i> oiler hearses, toe?” enter-ruptured -oiled Huskings.</p> - -<p>“Nor, Fodder, are dint.”</p> - -<p>“Dint warder mar hearses? Wire nut?”</p> - -<p>“Arm surrey, Fodder, butcher hearses jest worsen -Thursday. Yore kin leader hearse toe warder, Fodder, -butcher cannon maggot drank. Lessen, Fodder, arm -tarred!”</p> - -<p>“Oil-wares tarred!” crumpled Huskings. “Wail, sense -yore sore tarred, oil lecher wrestle ladle, bought GAD -OFFER DEBT CHEER! Wile yore wrestling, yore kin -maker bets an washer dashes.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_49"></a>[49]</span></p> - -<p>Suture fodder! Effervescent fur Violate’s sweat-hard, -Hairy Parkings, disk pore gull word sordidly half ban -furry miscible.</p> - -<h4><span class="smcap">Pot 2</span><br /> -<i>Moan-late an Roaches</i></h4> - -<p>Violate worse jest <i>wile</i> aboard Hairy, hoe worse jester -pore form bore firming adjourning form. Sum pimple -set debt Hairy Parkings dint half gut since, butter -hatter gut dispossession an hay worse medley an luff -wet Violate. Infect, Hairy wandered toe merrier, butter -worse toe skirt toe aster.</p> - -<p>Wan gnat Hairy an Violate war setting honor Huskings’ -beck perch inner moan-late, holing hens.</p> - -<p>“O Hairy,” crate Violate, “Jest locket debt putty -moan! Arsenate rheumatic?”</p> - -<p>“Yap,” inserted Hairy, lurking adder moan.</p> - -<p>“O Hairy,” contingent Violate, “Jest snuff doze flagrant -orders combing firmer putty rat roaches inner floor -guarding! Conjure small doze orders, Hairy? Conjure -small debt deletitious flagrancy?”</p> - -<p>“Yap,” set Hairy, snuffing, lacquer haunting dug -haunting fur rapids.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_50"></a>[50]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> -<img src="images/illus11.jpg" width="450" height="600" alt="" /> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_51"></a>[51]</span></p> - -<p>“Lessen, Hairy,” whiskered Violate, “Arm ... arm -oil-moist <i>shore</i> yore gut sum-sing toe asthma. Denture -half sum-sing impertinent toe asthma, Hairy? Denture?”</p> - -<p>Pore Hairy, skirt oil-moist artifice wets, stuttered toe -trample, butter poled ham-shelf toe-gadder, an gargled:</p> - -<p>“Ark ... yap, Violate ... are gas ... are gas are gut -sum-sing ... O shocks, Violate!”</p> - -<p>“Gore earn, Hairy, gore earn!” encysted Violate, gadding -impassioned. “Dun bay sore inhabited! Nor, den, -watcher garner asthma?”</p> - -<p>“Wail, Violate, arm jester pore form bore, an dun -half mush moaning....”</p> - -<p>“Hoe cars aboard moaning, Hairy? Pimple dun heifer -bay retch toe gat merit, bought day order <i>lack</i> itch -udder. Merit cobbles hoe <i>lack</i> itch udder gadder lung -mush batter den udder cobbles hoe <i>dun</i> lack itch udder. -Merit pimple order bay <i>congenital</i>, an arm <i>shore</i>, Hairy, -debt wail bay <i>furry</i> congenital an contended, an, fur -debt raisin, way dun heifer half mush moaning.”</p> - -<p>Furry lung, lung, term disk harpy cobble set honor -beck perch inner moan-late, holing hens an snuffing -flagrant orders firmer floors inner floor guarding. Finely -Violate set:</p> - -<p>“Bought lessen, Hairy—inner moaning yore gutter -asthma fodder.”</p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>Radar, conjure gas wart hopping? Hairy aster fodder,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_52"></a>[52]</span> -hoe exploited wet anchor, an setter larder furry bat -warts. Infect, haze languish worse jest hobble. Yonder -nor sorghum-stenches wad disk stenchy oiled mouser -lettuce dodder asepsis pore bore furry horsebarn. Hairy, -shagging wetter motion, toll Violate water fodder hat -set.</p> - -<p>“Dun bay disgorged,” set Violate. “Wail jest waiter -wile. Pimple hoe wander gat merit gutter half passions.”</p> - -<h4><span class="smcap">Pot 3</span><br /> -<i>Evanescent Wan Think Itching Udder.</i></h4> - -<p>Wan moaning, servile wicks letter, Violate worse -inner fodder’s vestibule guarding darn honor hens an -niece, pecking bogs an warms offer vestibules. Soddenly -shay nudist annulled badger-lore, home pimple -cold “Carnal” Gatretch, combing entity guarding. -(Gatretch worsen rallier carnal—hay worse jester retch -oiled stork-barker hoed madder mullion dullards soiling -storks an barns, an hoe lift inner palatal an luxuriant -mention nut fur firmer Huskings’ form.)</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_53"></a>[53]</span></p> - -<p>“Gut moaning, Carnal Gatretch,” set Violate respectively. -“Europe oily disk moaning.”</p> - -<p>“Doily board cashes a warm!” resplendent Gatretch -wetter wicket charcoal. “Arming oily board—an yore -jester putty ladle warm.”</p> - -<p>“Arm shore yore jest jerking, Carnal,” setter gull, -wetter morticed blotch, “Warts mar, arm nutty warm—arm -Violate Huskings.”</p> - -<p>“Nutty warm?” aster carnal, “Den watcher during -darn honor hens an niece inner mutton dart? O water -sham, water sham, debt search putty ladle wide hens -shut bay oil cupboard wet mutton dart! Comb hair, -Violate! Lessee doze putty ladle hens! <i>Arm</i> garner -trait doze hens mar respectively.”</p> - -<p>“Jest warts yore porpoise, Carnal?” aster gull. “Jest -watcher incinerating?”</p> - -<p>“Conjure gas mar porpoise, doling?” whiskered dole -stork-barker. “Conjure gas wart arm incinerating? -Wail, arm nutty garner baiter rounder borsch. Heresy -hull think inner nuptial—arm garner gat merit, an <i>yore</i> -garner bay Messes Gatretch. Yore gamer heifer palatal -an luxuriant mention an storks an barns any cobble -off Cattle-hacks, an yule bay warring manx an udder -gorges closing, an damnings an perils an udder -jowls....”</p> - -<p>Violate shuttered.</p> - -<p>“Kip yore manx an damnings an perils an udder -retches, Carnal! Are dun wampum! Are dun wander<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_54"></a>[54]</span> -merry nor-bawdy sceptor manor luff—an debt’s Hairy -Parkings!”</p> - -<p>“Hairy Parkings!” crumpled Gatretch, wetter snare -honors phase, “Watcher wander merry debt end-bustle -fur? Hairy’s jester bomb!”</p> - -<p>Trampling wet indication, Violate stupid darn, -pecked upper bag hen-furl off dart an flunk disk dart rat -inner oiled stork-barker’s phase!</p> - -<p>“Gat otter mar fodder’s vestibule guarding!” crater -gull. “An dun comb beck!”</p> - -<p>“Hoe-cake, hoe-cake,” murdered Gatretch, “bought -lessen hair, gull, yore garner heifer changer mine! Arm -garner torque baseness wet yore fodder. Arm garner -muck yore fodder servile ladle prepositions. An <i>arm -garner bay yore horsebarn</i>!”</p> - -<p>Fleshed wet anchor, an crumpling tomb-shelf, Gatretch -win beck tutor Huskings’ horse toe torque tutor -stenchy oiled mouser.</p> - -<h4><span class="smcap">Pot 4</span><br /> -<i>Wadding Balls an Better Tares.</i></h4> - -<p>Dole stork-barker worse rat. Former Huskings ascended -tutor carnal’s wicket preposition, an fur lung, -Violate, sopping historically, an wet better tares strumming<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_55"></a>[55]</span> -darner chicks, worse becalming Messes Gatretch. -Censor fodder worse toe stenchy toe heifer wadding, -Violate enter Carnal war stunning inner orifice offer -Jesters offer Pace, lessening tutor jesters raiding doze -fetal warts:</p> - -<p>“Carnal, door yore tick disk worming furrier awful -waif?”</p> - -<p>(“Shore,” setter stork-barker.)</p> - -<p>“Violate, door yore tick disk carnal furrier awful -horsebarn?”</p> - -<p>(“Y-Yap,” set Violate, sopping historically.)</p> - -<p>Pimple shirker hets an set:</p> - -<p>“Water sham! Suture putty gull an suture disherpated -oiled badger-lore! Suture think shunt hopping -tore gnats gull lack Violate!”</p> - -<p>“Pore Violate! Violate’s garner bay ornery aboard -inner gelded ketch!”</p> - -<p>Hairy Parkings worse melon-colic, butter worsen disgorged, -any set tomb-shelf:</p> - -<p>“Carnal Gatretch’s jester cat-napper hoe cat-napped -mar sweat-hard. Wail, jest waiter wile—props Hairy -Parkings kin doer ladle cat-napping ham-shelf.”</p> - -<p>Servile wicks pest.</p> - -<p>Wan dock gnat, wile Violate’s horsebarn worse aware -honor baseness trap, Hairy gutter lung larder, an -clammed ope toe Violate’s bet-rum windrow.</p> - -<p>“Violate!” Hairy whiskered. “Germ pup! Itch yore -loafer! Itch Hairy!”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_56"></a>[56]</span></p> - -<p>Violate, herring debt farm-oilier verse, lipped otter -bet, pot honor putty ladle bet-rum slobbers, an expansive -four-laned, hen-an-bordered horse-court, an cam -tutor windrow.</p> - -<p>“Lessen, Violate,” set Hairy, “Armor goring aware. -Armor goring tumor groin-murder’s form, darning -Messy-soupy, an armor garner peck carton fur mar groin-murder. -Peck yore begs, Violate! Gad otter disk gelded -ketch! Clam darner larder, an wail goiter garter dam -toe Messy-soupy!”</p> - -<p>Furry mint, Violate dint yonder-stander loafer’s preposition, -den, wetter harpy, harpy, lurk honor phase, -shay set:</p> - -<p>“Yore rat, Hairy. Arm jester pore ladle retch gull—ornery -aboard inner gelded ketch. Bought O bore! -Water SWILL ketch! Dun heifer feeder pegs! Dun -heifer mail-car caws an swoop otter caw staple! Dun -heifer feeder checkings an gadder aches an peck warms -offer vestibules! Dun heifer doe nor watching an earning, -dun heifer warder hearses an maker bets an washer -dashes! Door yore thank armor garner flier ware firm -oil disk lechery? Known date! Sordidly nut! An lessen, -Hairy; heresy ladle gut adverse: Wile yore darning -Messy-soupy, dun stutter peck carton furrier groin-murder. -Kipper <i>ware</i> firmer form, an finer swill possession -inner stork-barker’s orifice. Soil storks an -barns, an maggot mullion dullards. DEN comb beck -tumor windrow wet yore larder!”</p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_57"></a>[57]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="LATH_THING_THUMB_THONGS">4<br /> -LATH THING THUMB THONGS!</h2> - -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="FRYER_JERKER">FRYER JERKER</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Fryer Jerker, Fryer Jerker,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Dormer-view? Dormer-view?</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Sunny lay martini!</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Sunny lay martini!</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Drink, drank, drunk.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Drink, drank, drunk.</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_58"></a>[58]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;"> -<img src="images/illus12.jpg" width="500" height="600" alt="" /> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_59"></a>[59]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="ALLEY_WETTER">ALLEY WETTER</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Alley wetter, jaunty alley wetter,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Alley wetter, shutter plumber ray.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Shutter plumber railer tat</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Shutter plumber railer tat</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Ale a tat, ale a tat</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Ale a tat, ale a tat</div> - <div class="verse indent0">O,</div> - </div> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Alley wetter, jaunty alley wetter,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Alley wetter, shutter plumber ray.</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="DOOR_OIL_GORY_MAYOR">DOOR OIL GORY MAYOR</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Odor oil gory mayor, shay ant washy oyster bay</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Ant washy oyster bay,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Ant washy oyster bay!</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Door oil gory mayor, shay ant washy oyster bay</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Money lung yares a gore!</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_60"></a>[60]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="DARE_ASHY_TURBAN_INNER_TORN">DARE ASHY TURBAN INNER TORN</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Dare ashy turban inner torn, inner torn</div> - <div class="verse indent0">An dare mar dare luff set shim darn, set shim darn</div> - <div class="verse indent0">An drakes haze whine wet lefter fray</div> - <div class="verse indent0">An nabber, nabber thanks off may.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Farther wail fur arm moist leaf year,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Doughnut letter parroting grave year,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Enter member debtor bust off fronts moist port, moist port.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Adjure, adjure, canned fronts, adjure, adjure, adjure;</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Are kin nor lunger stare wet your, stare wet your.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Oil hank mar hop honor warping wallow tray,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">An murder whirl gore wail wet they.</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_61"></a>[61]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="FUR_HAZY_JELLY_GUT_FURLOUGH">FUR HAZY JELLY GUT FURLOUGH</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Fur hazy jelly gut furlough</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Fur hazy jelly gut furlough</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Fur hazy jelly gut furlough</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Witch nor bawdy candor nigh</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="HIVE_BAN_WALKING_HONOR_ROIL_RUT">HIVE BAN WALKING HONOR ROIL RUT</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Hive ban walking honor roil rut</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Oiler laugh lung dare;</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Hive ban walking honor roil rut</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Jester pester tam aware.</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Conjure herder weasels blurring,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Blurring sore oily inner moan?</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Conjure herder chaldron shorting,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Diner want chew blur debt hone?</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_62"></a>[62]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> -<img src="images/illus13.jpg" width="425" height="600" alt="" /> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_63"></a>[63]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="HURL_HURL_DOOR_GONGS_OIL_HAIR">HURL, HURL, DOOR GONG’S OIL HAIR</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Hurl, hurl, door gong’s oil hair!</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Moisten satyr knotty wart!</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Moisten satyr knotty wart!</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Hurl, hurl, door gong’s oil hair!</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Wart inhale dough way cur, nor?</div> - </div> -</div> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<h3 class="nobreak" id="HORMONE_DERANGE">HORMONE DERANGE</h3> - -</div> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">O gummier hum warder buffer-lore rum</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Enter dare enter envelopes ply,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Ware soiled’em assured adage cur-itching ward</div> - <div class="verse indent0">An disguise earn it clotty oil die.</div> - </div> - <div class="stanza"> - <div class="verse indent0">Harm, hormone derange,</div> - <div class="verse indent0">Warder dare enter envelopes ply,</div> - 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