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-Title: The Glebe 1914/01 (Vol. 1, No. 4): Love of One's Neighbor
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-<p class="tit">
-Love of One&rsquo;s Neighbor
-</p>
-
-<p class="journal">
-THE<br />
-GLEBE
-</p>
-
-<p class="issue">
-VOLUME 1<br />
-NUMBER 4
-</p>
-
-<p class="issue">
-JANUARY<br />
-1914
-</p>
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-SUBSCRIPTION<br />
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-<p class="aut">
-<span class="line1">By Leonid Andreyev</span>
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-Editor<br />
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-</p>
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-
-<div class="frontmatter chapter">
-<p class="halftitle">
-LOVE OF ONE&rsquo;S NEIGHBOR
-</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="frontmatter chapter">
-<h1 class="title">
-LOVE OF ONE&rsquo;S NEIGHBOR
-</h1>
-
-<p class="aut">
-<span class="line1">BY</span><br />
-<span class="line2">LEONID ANDREYEV</span>
-</p>
-
-<p class="trn">
-<span class="line1">AUTHORIZED TRANSLATION BY</span><br />
-<span class="line2">THOMAS SELTZER</span>
-</p>
-
-<div class="centerpic logo">
-<img src="images/logo.jpg" alt="" /></div>
-
-<p class="pub">
-NEW YORK<br />
-ALBERT AND CHARLES BONI<br />
-96 FIFTH AVENUE<br />
-1914
-</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="frontmatter chapter">
-<p class="cop">
-Copyright, 1914<br />
-By<br />
-Albert and Charles Boni
-</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p class="tit2">
-<a id="page-5" class="pagenum" title="5"></a>
-LOVE OF ONE&rsquo;S NEIGHBOR
-</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>
-<span class="hdr">Scene.</span> <span class="sd">A wild place in the mountains.</span>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">A man in an attitude of despair is standing on a
-tiny projection of a rock that rises almost sheer
-from the ground. How he got there it is not easy to
-say, but he cannot be reached either from above or
-below. Short ladders, ropes and sticks show that
-attempts have been made to save the unknown person,
-but without success.</span>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="sd">It seems that the unhappy man has been in that
-desperate position a long time. A considerable crowd
-has already collected, extremely varied in composition.
-There are venders of cold drinks; there is a
-whole little bar behind which the bartender skips
-about out of breath and perspiring&mdash;he has more
-on his hands than he can attend to; there are peddlers
-selling picture postal cards, coral beads, souvenirs,
-and all sorts of trash. One fellow is stubbornly trying
-to dispose of a tortoise-shell comb, which is
-really not tortoise-shell. Tourists keep pouring in
-<a id="page-6" class="pagenum" title="6"></a>
-from all sides, attracted by the report that a catastrophe
-is impending&mdash;Englishmen, Americans, Germans,
-Russians, Frenchmen, Italians, etc., with all
-their peculiar national traits of character, manner
-and dress. Nearly all carry alpenstocks, field-glasses
-and cameras. The conversation is in different languages,
-all of which, for the convenience of the
-reader, we shall translate into English.</span>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="sd">At the foot of the rock where the unknown man
-is to fall, two policemen are chasing the children
-away and partitioning off a space, drawing a rope
-around short stakes stuck in the ground. It is noisy
-and jolly.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman.</span> Get away, you loafer! The man&rsquo;ll
-fall on your head and then your mother and father
-will be making a hullabaloo about it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Boy.</span> Will he fall here?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman.</span> Yes, here.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Boy.</span> Suppose he drops farther?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Policeman.</span> The boy is right. He
-may get desperate and jump, land beyond the rope
-and hit some people in the crowd. I guess he weighs
-at least about two hundred pounds.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Policeman.</span> Move on, move on, you!
-Where are you going? Is that your daughter, lady?
-Please take her away! The young man will soon
-fall.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-7" class="pagenum" title="7"></a>
-<span class="speaker">Lady.</span> Soon? Did you say he is going to fall
-soon? Oh, heavens, and my husband&rsquo;s not here!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Little Girl.</span> He&rsquo;s in the café, mamma.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Lady</span> (<span class="sd">desperately</span>). Yes, of course. He&rsquo;s always
-in the café. Go call him, Nellie. Tell him the
-man will soon drop. Hurry! Hurry!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> Waiter!&mdash;Garçon&mdash;Kellner&mdash;Three
-beers out here!&mdash;No beer?&mdash;What?&mdash;Say, that&rsquo;s a
-fine bar&mdash;We&rsquo;ll have some in a moment&mdash;Hurry
-up&mdash;Waiter!&mdash;Waiter!&mdash;Garçon!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Policeman.</span> Say, boy, you&rsquo;re here again?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Boy.</span> I wanted to take the stone away.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman.</span> What for?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Boy.</span> So he shouldn&rsquo;t get hurt so badly when he
-falls.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Policeman.</span> The boy is right. We
-ought to remove the stone. We ought to clear the
-place altogether. Isn&rsquo;t there any sawdust or sand
-about?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">Two English tourists enter. They look at the
-unknown man through field-glasses and exchange
-remarks.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Tourist.</span> He&rsquo;s young.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Tourist.</span> How old?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Tourist.</span> Twenty-eight.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Tourist.</span> Twenty-six. Fright has made
-him look older.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-8" class="pagenum" title="8"></a>
-<span class="speaker">First Tourist.</span> How much will you bet?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Tourist.</span> Ten to a hundred. Put it
-down.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">writing in his note-book. To
-the policeman</span>). How did he got up there? Why
-don&rsquo;t they take him off?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman.</span> They tried, but they couldn&rsquo;t. Our
-ladders are too short.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Tourist.</span> Has he been here long?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman.</span> Two days.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Tourist.</span> Aha! He&rsquo;ll drop at night.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Tourist.</span> In two hours. A hundred to
-a hundred.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Tourist.</span> Put it down. (<span class="sd">He shouts to
-the man on the rock.</span>) How are you feeling?
-What? I can&rsquo;t hear you.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man</span> (<span class="sd">in a scarcely audible voice</span>).
-Bad, very bad.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Lady.</span> Oh, heavens, and my husband is not
-here!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Little Girl</span> (<span class="sd">running in</span>). Papa said he&rsquo;ll get
-here in plenty of time. He&rsquo;s playing chess.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Lady.</span> Oh, heavens! Nellie, tell him he must
-come. I insist. But perhaps I had rather&mdash; Will
-he fall soon, Mr. Policeman? No? Nellie, you
-go. I&rsquo;ll stay here and keep the place for papa.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">A tall, lanky woman of unusually independent
-<a id="page-9" class="pagenum" title="9"></a>
-and military appearance and a tourist dispute for the
-same place. The tourist, a short, quiet, rather weak
-man, feebly defends his rights; the woman is resolute
-and aggressive.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> But, lady, it is my place. I have been
-standing here for two hours.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> What do I care how long
-you have been standing here. I want this place. Do
-you understand? It offers a good view, and that&rsquo;s
-just what I want. Do you understand?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">weakly</span>). It&rsquo;s what I want, too.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> I beg your pardon, what
-do you know about these things anyway?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> What knowledge is required? A man
-will fall. That&rsquo;s all.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman</span> (<span class="sd">mimicking</span>). &ldquo;A man will
-fall. That&rsquo;s all.&rdquo; Won&rsquo;t you have the goodness to
-tell me whether you have ever seen a man fall?
-No? Well, I did. Not one, but three. Two acrobats,
-one rope-walker and three aeronauts.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> That makes six.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman</span> (<span class="sd">mimicking</span>). &ldquo;That makes
-six.&rdquo; Say, you are a mathematical prodigy. And
-did you ever see a tiger tear a woman to pieces in a
-zoo, right before your eyes? Eh? What? Yes,
-exactly. Now, I did&mdash; Please! Please!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">The tourist steps aside, shrugging his shoulders
-<a id="page-10" class="pagenum" title="10"></a>
-with an air of injury, and the tall woman triumphantly
-takes possession of the stone she has won
-by her prowess. She sits down, spreading out
-around her her bag, handkerchiefs, peppermints,
-and medicine bottle, takes off her gloves and wipes
-her field-glass, glancing pleasantly on all around.
-Finally she turns to the lady who is waiting for her
-husband in the café.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman</span> (amiably). You will tire
-yourself out, dear. Why don&rsquo;t you sit down?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Lady.</span> Oh, my, don&rsquo;t talk about it. My legs are
-as stiff as that rock there.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> Men are so rude nowadays.
-They will never give their place to a woman.
-Have you brought peppermints with you?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Lady</span> (<span class="sd">frightened</span>). No. Why? Is it necessary?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> When you keep looking up
-a long time you are bound to get sick. Sure thing.
-Have you spirits of ammonia? No? Good gracious,
-how thoughtless! How will they bring you
-back to consciousness when he falls? You haven&rsquo;t
-any smelling salts either, I dare say. Of course not.
-Have you anybody to take care of you, seeing that
-you are so helpless yourself?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Lady</span> (<span class="sd">frightened</span>). I will tell my husband. He
-is in the café.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-11" class="pagenum" title="11"></a>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> Your husband is a brute.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman.</span> Whose coat is this? Who threw
-this rag here?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Boy.</span> It&rsquo;s mine. I spread my coat there so that
-he doesn&rsquo;t hurt himself so badly when he falls.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman.</span> Take it away.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">Two tourists armed with cameras contending
-for the same position.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Tourist.</span> I wanted this place.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Tourist.</span> You wanted it, but I got it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Tourist.</span> You just came here. I have
-had this place for two days.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Tourist.</span> Then why did you go without
-even leaving your shadow?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Tourist.</span> I wasn&rsquo;t going to starve myself
-to death.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Comb-Vender</span> (<span class="sd">mysteriously</span>). Tortoise-shell.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">savagely</span>). Well?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Vender.</span> Genuine tortoise-shell.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Go to the devil.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Third Tourist, Photographer.</span> For heaven&rsquo;s
-sake, lady, you&rsquo;re sitting on my camera!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Little Lady.</span> Oh! Where is it?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Under you, under you, lady.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Little Lady.</span> I am so tired. What a wretched
-camera you have. I thought it felt uncomfortable
-<a id="page-12" class="pagenum" title="12"></a>
-and I was wondering why. Now I know; I am
-sitting on your camera.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">agonized</span>). Lady!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Little Lady.</span> I thought it was a stone. I saw
-something lying there and I thought: A queer-looking
-stone; I wonder why it&rsquo;s so black. So that&rsquo;s
-what it was; it was your camera. I see.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">agonized</span>). Lady, for heaven&rsquo;s sake!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Little Lady.</span> Why is it so large, tell me.
-Cameras are small, but this one is so large. I swear
-I never had the faintest suspicion it was a camera.
-Can you take my picture? I would so much like to
-have my picture taken with the mountains here for a
-background, in this wonderful setting.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> How can I take your picture if you
-are sitting on my camera?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Little Lady</span> (<span class="sd">jumping up, frightened</span>). Is it
-possible? You don&rsquo;t say so. Why didn&rsquo;t you tell
-me so? Does it take pictures?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> Waiter, one beer!&mdash;What did you
-bring wine for?&mdash;I gave you my order long ago.&mdash;What
-will you have, sir?&mdash;One minute.&mdash;In a
-second. Waiter!&mdash;Waiter&mdash;Toothpicks!&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">A fat tourist enters in haste, panting, surrounded
-by a numerous family.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">crying</span>). Mary! Aleck! Jimmie!&mdash;Where
-is Mary? For God&rsquo;s sake! Where is Mary?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-13" class="pagenum" title="13"></a>
-<span class="speaker">Student</span> (<span class="sd">dismally</span>). Here she is, papa.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Where is she? Mary!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Girl.</span> Here I am, papa.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Where in the world are you? (<span class="sd">He
-turns around.</span>) Ah, there! What are you standing
-back of me for? Look, look! For goodness sake,
-where are you looking?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Girl</span> (<span class="sd">dismally</span>). I don&rsquo;t know, papa.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> No, that&rsquo;s impossible. Imagine! She
-never once saw a lightning flash. She always keeps
-her eyes open as wide as onions, but the instant it
-flashes she closes them. So she never saw lightning,
-not once. Mary, you are missing it again. There
-it is! You see!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Student.</span> She sees, papa.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Keep an eye on her. (<span class="sd">Suddenly
-dropping into tone of profound pity.</span>) Ah, poor
-young man. Imagine! He&rsquo;ll fall from that high
-rock. Look, children, see how pale he is! That
-should be a lesson to you how dangerous climbing is.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Student</span> (<span class="sd">dismally</span>). He won&rsquo;t fall to-day,
-papa!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Girl.</span> Papa, Mary has closed her eyes
-again.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Student.</span> Let us sit down, papa! Upon
-my word, he won&rsquo;t fall to-day. The porter told me
-so. I can&rsquo;t stand it any more. You&rsquo;ve been
-<a id="page-14" class="pagenum" title="14"></a>
-dragging us about every day from morning till night
-visiting art galleries.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> What&rsquo;s that? For whose benefit am
-I doing this? Do you think I enjoy spending my
-time with a dunce?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Girl.</span> Papa, Mary is blinking her eyes
-again.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Student.</span> I can&rsquo;t stand it either. I
-have terrible dreams. Yesterday I dreamed of garçons
-the whole night long.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Jimmie.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Student.</span> I have gotten so thin I am
-nothing but skin and bones. I can&rsquo;t stand it any
-more, father. I&rsquo;d rather be a farmer, or tend pigs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Aleck.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Student.</span> If he were really to fall&mdash;but
-it&rsquo;s a fake. You believe every lie told you! They
-all lie. Baedecker lies, too. Yes, your Baedecker
-lies!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Mary</span> (<span class="sd">dismally</span>). Papa, children, he&rsquo;s beginning
-to fall.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">The man on the rock shouts something down
-into the crowd. There is general commotion.
-Voices, &ldquo;Look, he&rsquo;s falling.&rdquo; Field-glasses are
-raised; the photographers, violently agitated, click
-their cameras; the policemen diligently clean the
-place where he is to fall.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-15" class="pagenum" title="15"></a>
-<span class="speaker">Photographer.</span> Oh, hang it! What is the
-matter with me? The devil! When a man&rsquo;s in a
-hurry&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Photographer.</span> Brother, your camera
-is closed.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Photographer.</span> The devil take it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> Hush! He&rsquo;s getting ready to fall.&mdash;
-No, he&rsquo;s saying something.&mdash;No, he&rsquo;s falling.&mdash;Hush!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man on the Rock</span> (<span class="sd">faintly</span>). Save
-me! Save me!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Ah, poor young man. Mary, Jimmie,
-there&rsquo;s a tragedy for you. The sky is clear, the
-weather is beautiful, and has he to fall and be shattered
-to death? Can you realize how dreadful that
-is, Aleck?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Student</span> (<span class="sd">wearily</span>). Yes, I can realize it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Mary, can you realize it? Imagine.
-There is the sky. There are people enjoying themselves
-and partaking of refreshments. Everything
-is <a id="corr-1"></a>so nice and pleasant, and he has to fall. What a
-tragedy! Do you remember Hamlet?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Girl</span> (<span class="sd">prompting</span>). Hamlet, Prince of
-Denmark, of Alsinore.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">James.</span> Of Helsingfors, I know. Don&rsquo;t bother
-me, father!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-16" class="pagenum" title="16"></a>
-<span class="speaker">Mary</span> (<span class="sd">dismally</span>). He dreamed about garçons
-all night long.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Aleck.</span> Why don&rsquo;t you order sandwiches,
-father.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Comb-Vender</span> (<span class="sd">mysteriously</span>). Tortoise-shell.
-Genuine tortoise-shell.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">credulously</span>). Stolen?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Vender.</span> Why, sir, the idea!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">angrily</span>). Do you mean to tell me it&rsquo;s
-genuine if it isn&rsquo;t stolen? Go on. Not much.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman</span> (<span class="sd">amiably</span>). Are all these
-your children?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Yes, madam. A father&rsquo;s duty. You
-see, they are protesting. It is the eternal conflict
-between fathers and children. Here is such a
-tragedy going on, such a heart-rending tragedy&mdash;Mary,
-you are blinking your eyes again.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> You are quite right. Children
-must be hardened to things. But why do you
-call this a terrible tragedy? Every roofer, when he
-falls, falls from a great height. But this here&mdash;what
-is it? A hundred, two hundred feet. I saw a man
-fall plumb from the sky.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">overwhelmed</span>). You don&rsquo;t say?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Aleck.</span> Children, listen. Plumb from the sky.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> Yes, yes. I saw an aeronaut
-<a id="page-17" class="pagenum" title="17"></a>
-drop from the clouds and go crash upon an
-iron roof.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> How terrible!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> That&rsquo;s what I call a tragedy.
-It took two hours to bring me back to consciousness,
-and all that time they pumped water on me, the
-scoundrels. I was nearly drowned. From that day
-on I never step out of the door without taking spirits
-of ammonia with me.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">Enter a strolling troop of Italian singers and
-musicians: a short, fat tenor, with a reddish beard
-and large, watery, stupidly dreamy eyes, singing
-with extraordinary sweetness; a skinny humpback
-with a jockey cap, and a screeching baritone; a bass
-who is also a mandolinist, looking like a bandit; a
-girl with a violin, closing her eyes when she plays,
-so that only the whites are seen. They take their
-stand and begin to sing: &ldquo;Sul mare luccica&mdash;Santa
-Lucia, Santa Lucia&mdash;&rdquo;</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Mary</span> (<span class="sd">dismally</span>). Papa, children, look. He is
-beginning to wave his hands.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Is that the effect the music has upon
-him?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> Quite possible. Music
-usually goes with such things. But that&rsquo;ll make him
-fall sooner than he should. Musicians, go away
-from here! Go!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-18" class="pagenum" title="18"></a>
-(<span class="sd">A tall tourist, with up-curled mustache, violently
-gesticulating, enters, followed by a small
-group attracted by curiosity.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> It&rsquo;s scandalous. Why don&rsquo;t
-they save him? Ladies and gentlemen, you all heard
-him shout: &ldquo;Save me.&rdquo; Didn&rsquo;t you?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">The Curious</span> (<span class="sd">in chorus</span>). Yes, yes, we heard
-him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> There you are. I distinctly
-heard these words: &ldquo;Save me! Why don&rsquo;t they
-save me?&rdquo; It&rsquo;s scandalous. Policemen, policemen!
-Why don&rsquo;t you save him? What are you doing
-there?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policemen.</span> We are cleaning up the place for
-him to fall.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> That&rsquo;s a sensible thing to do,
-too. But why don&rsquo;t you save him? You ought to
-save him. If a man asks you to save him, it is absolutely
-essential to save him. Isn&rsquo;t it so, ladies and
-gentlemen?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">The Curious</span> (<span class="sd">in chorus</span>). True, absolutely
-true. It is essential to save him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">with heat</span>). We are not
-heathens, we are Christians. We should love our
-neighbors. When a man asks to be saved every
-measure which the government has at its command
-<a id="page-19" class="pagenum" title="19"></a>
-should be taken to save him. Policeman, have you
-taken every measure?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman.</span> Every one!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> Every one without exception?
-Gentleman, every measure has been taken. Listen,
-young man, every measure has been taken to save
-you. Did you hear?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man</span> (<span class="sd">in a scarcely audible voice</span>).
-Save me!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">excitedly</span>). Gentlemen, did you
-hear? He again asked to be saved. Policeman,
-did you hear?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">One of the Curious</span> (<span class="sd">timidly</span>). It is my
-opinion that it is absolutely necessary to save him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> That&rsquo;s right. Exactly. Why,
-that&rsquo;s what I have been saying for the last two
-hours. Policeman, do you hear? It is scandalous.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">One of the Curious</span> (<span class="sd">a little bolder</span>). It is my
-opinion that an appeal should be made to the highest
-authority.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">The Rest</span> (<span class="sd">in chorus</span>). Yes, yes, a complaint
-should be made. It is scandalous. The government
-ought not to leave any of its citizens in danger. We
-all pay taxes. He must be saved.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> Didn&rsquo;t I say so? Of course
-we must put up a complaint. Young man! Listen,
-<a id="page-20" class="pagenum" title="20"></a>
-young man. Do you pay taxes? What? I can&rsquo;t
-hear.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Jimmie, Katie, listen! What a
-tragedy! Ah, the poor young man! He is soon to
-fall and they ask him to pay a domiciliary tax.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Kate</span> (<span class="sd">the girl with glasses, pedantically</span>). That
-can hardly be called a domicile, father. The meaning
-of domicile is&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">James</span> (<span class="sd">pinching her</span>). Lickspittle.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Mary</span> (<span class="sd">wearily</span>). Papa, children, look! He&rsquo;s
-again beginning to fall.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">There is excitement in the crowd, and again a
-bustling and shouting among the photographers.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> We must hurry, ladies and
-gentlemen. He must be saved at any cost. Who&rsquo;s
-going with me?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">The Curious</span> (<span class="sd">in chorus</span>). We are all going!
-We are all going?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> Policeman, did you hear?
-Come, ladies and gentlemen!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">They depart, fiercely gesticulating. The café
-grows more lively. The sound of clinking beer
-glasses and the clatter of steins is heard, and the beginning
-of a loud German song. The bartender, who
-has forgotten himself while talking to somebody,
-starts suddenly and runs off, looks up to the sky
-with a hopeless air and wipes the perspiration from
-<a id="page-21" class="pagenum" title="21"></a>
-his face with his napkin. Angry calls of Waiter!
-Waiter!</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man</span> (<span class="sd">rather loudly</span>). Can you let
-me have some soda water?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">The waiter is startled, looks at the sky, glances
-at the man on the rock, and pretending not to have
-heard him, walks away.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Many Voices.</span> Waiter! Beer!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Waiter.</span> One moment, one moment!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">Two drunken men come out from the café.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Lady.</span> Ah, there is my husband. Come here
-quick.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> A downright brute.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Drunken Man</span> (<span class="sd">waving his hand to the unknown
-man</span>). Say, is it very bad up there? Hey?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man</span> (<span class="sd">rather loudly</span>). Yes, it&rsquo;s bad.
-I am sick and tired of it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Drunken Man.</span> Can&rsquo;t you get a drink?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man.</span> No, how can I?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Drunken Man.</span> Say, what are you
-talking about? How can he get a drink? The man
-is about to die and you tempt him and try to get
-him excited. Listen, up there, we have been drinking
-your health right along. It won&rsquo;t hurt you,
-will it?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Drunken Man.</span> Ah, go on! What are
-you talking about? How can it hurt him? Why,
-<a id="page-22" class="pagenum" title="22"></a>
-it will only do him good. It will encourage him.
-Listen, honest to God, we are very sorry for you,
-but don&rsquo;t mind us. We are going to the café to
-have another drink. Good-bye.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Drunken Man.</span> Look, what a crowd.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Drunken Man.</span> Come, or he&rsquo;ll fall and
-then they&rsquo;ll close the café.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">Enter a new crowd of tourists, a very elegant
-gentleman, the chief correspondent of European
-newspapers at their head. He is followed by an
-ecstatic whisper of respect and admiration. Many
-leave the café to look at him, and even the waiter
-turns slightly around, glances at him quickly, smiles
-happily and continues on his way, spilling something
-from his tray.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> The correspondent! The correspondent!
-Look!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Lady.</span> Oh, my, and my husband is gone again!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Jimmie, Mary, Aleck, Katie, Charlie,
-look! This is the chief correspondent. Do you
-realize it? The very highest of all. Whatever he
-writes goes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Kate.</span> Mary, dear, again you are not looking.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Aleck.</span> I wish you would order some sandwiches
-for us. I can&rsquo;t stand it any longer. A
-human being has to eat.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">ecstatically</span>). What a tragedy!
-<a id="page-23" class="pagenum" title="23"></a>
-Katie dear, can you realize it? Consider how
-awful. The weather is so beautiful, and the chief
-correspondent. Take out your note-book, Jimmie.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">James.</span> I lost it, father.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent.</span> Where is he?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices</span> (<span class="sd">obligingly</span>). There, there he is.
-There! A little higher. Still higher! A little
-lower! No, higher!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent.</span> If you please, if you please,
-ladies and gentlemen, I will find him myself. Oh,
-yes, there he is. Hm! What a situation!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Won&rsquo;t you have a chair?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent.</span> Thank you. (<span class="sd">Sits down.</span>)
-Hm! What a situation! Very interesting. Very
-interesting, indeed. (<span class="sd">Whisks out his note-book;
-amiably to the photographers.</span>) Have you taken
-any pictures yet, gentlemen?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Photographer.</span> Yes, sir, certainly, certainly.
-We have photographed the place showing
-the general character of the locality&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Photographer.</span> The tragic situation
-of the young man&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent.</span> Ye-es, very, very interesting.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Did you hear, Aleck? This smart
-man, the chief correspondent, says it&rsquo;s interesting,
-and you keep bothering about sandwiches. Dunce!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Aleck.</span> May be he has had his dinner already.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-24" class="pagenum" title="24"></a>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent.</span> Ladies and gentlemen, I beg
-you to be quiet.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Obliging Voices.</span> It is quieter in the café.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">shouts to the unknown man</span>).
-Permit me to introduce myself. I am the chief
-correspondent of the European press. I have been
-sent here at the special request of the editors. I
-should like to ask you several questions concerning
-your situation. What is your name? What is your
-general position? How old are you? (<span class="sd">The unknown
-man mumbles something.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">a little puzzled</span>). I can&rsquo;t hear
-a thing. Has he been that way all the time?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> Yes, it&rsquo;s impossible to hear a word he
-says.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">jotting down something in
-his note-book</span>). Fine! Are you a bachelor? (<span class="sd">The
-unknown man mumbles.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent.</span> I can&rsquo;t hear you. Are you
-married? Yes?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> He said he was a bachelor.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Tourist.</span> No, he didn&rsquo;t. Of course,
-he&rsquo;s married.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">carelessly</span>). You think so?
-All right. We&rsquo;ll put down, married. How many
-children have you? Can&rsquo;t hear! It seems to me
-he said three. Hm! Anyway, we&rsquo;ll put down five.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-25" class="pagenum" title="25"></a>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Oh, my, what a tragedy. Five children!
-Imagine!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> He is lying.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">shouting</span>). How did you get
-into this position? What? I can&rsquo;t hear? Louder!
-Repeat. What did you say? (<span class="sd">Perplexed, to the
-crowd.</span>) What did he say? The fellow has a
-devilishly weak voice.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Tourist.</span> It seems to me he said that he
-lost his way.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Tourist.</span> No, he doesn&rsquo;t know himself
-how he got there.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> He was out hunting.&mdash;He was climbing
-up the rocks.&mdash;No, no! He is simply a lunatic!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent.</span> I beg your pardon, I beg
-your pardon, ladies and gentlemen! Anyway, he
-didn&rsquo;t drop from the sky. However&mdash; (<span class="sd">He
-quickly jots down in his note-book.</span>) Unhappy
-young man&mdash;suffering from childhood with attacks
-of lunacy.&mdash;The bright light of the full moon&mdash;the
-wild rocks.&mdash;Sleepy janitor&mdash;didn&rsquo;t notice&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">to the second, in a whisper</span>).
-But it&rsquo;s new moon now.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Tourist.</span> Go, what does a layman
-know about astronomy.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">ecstatically</span>). Mary, pay attention to
-this! You have before you an ocular demonstration
-<a id="page-26" class="pagenum" title="26"></a>
-of the influence of the moon on living organisms.
-What a terrible tragedy to go out walking
-on a moonlit night and find suddenly that you have
-climbed to a place whence it is impossible to climb
-down or be taken down.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">shouting</span>). What feelings
-are you experiencing? I can&rsquo;t hear. Louder! Ah,
-so? Well, well! What a situation!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Crowd</span> (<span class="sd">interested</span>). Listen, listen! Let&rsquo;s
-hear what his feelings are. How terrible!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">writes in his note-book, tossing
-out detached remarks</span>). Mortal terror numbs
-his limbs.&mdash;A cold shiver goes down his spinal
-column.&mdash;No hope.&mdash;Before his mental vision rises
-a picture of family bliss: Wife making sandwiches;
-his five children innocently lisping their love.&mdash;Grandma
-in the arm-chair with a tube to her ear,
-that is, grandpa in the arm-chair, with a tube to <em>his</em>
-ear and grandma.&mdash;Deeply moved by the sympathy
-of the public.&mdash;His last wish before his death that
-the words he uttered with his last breath should be
-published in our newspapers&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman</span> (<span class="sd">indignantly</span>). My! He
-lies like a salesman.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Mary</span> (<span class="sd">wearily</span>). Papa, children, look, he is
-starting to fall again.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">angrily</span>). Don&rsquo;t bother me. Such a
-<a id="page-27" class="pagenum" title="27"></a>
-tragedy is unfolding itself right before your very
-eyes&mdash;and you&mdash; What are you making such big
-eyes for again?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">shouting</span>). Hold on fast.
-That&rsquo;s it! My last question: What message do you
-wish to leave for your fellow citizens before you
-depart for the better world?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man.</span> That they may all go to the
-devil.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent.</span> What? Hm, yes&mdash; (<span class="sd">He
-writes quickly.</span>) Ardent love&mdash;is a stanch opponent
-of the law granting equal rights to negroes.
-His last words: &ldquo;Let the black niggers&mdash;&rdquo;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor</span> (<span class="sd">out of breath, pushing through the
-crowd</span>). Where is he? Ah, there! Poor young
-man. Has there been no clergyman here yet? No?
-Thank you. Am I the first?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">writes</span>). A touching dramatic
-moment.&mdash;A minister has arrived.&mdash;All are
-trembling on the verge of suspense. Many are
-shedding tears&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor.</span> Excuse me, excuse me! Ladies and
-gentlemen, a lost soul wishes to make its peace with
-God&mdash; (<span class="sd">He shouts.</span>) My son, don&rsquo;t you wish to
-make your peace with God? Confess your sins to
-me. I will grant you remission at once! What?
-I cannot hear?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-28" class="pagenum" title="28"></a>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">writes</span>). The air is shaken
-with the people&rsquo;s groans. The minister of the
-church exhorts the criminal, that is, the unfortunate
-man, in touching language.&mdash;The unfortunate
-creature with tears in his eyes thanks him in a faint
-voice&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man</span> (<span class="sd">faintly</span>). If you won&rsquo;t go
-away I will jump on your head. I weigh three
-hundred pounds. (<span class="sd">All jump away frightened behind
-each other.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> He is falling! He is falling!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">agitatingly</span>). Mary, Aleck, Jimmie.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman</span> (<span class="sd">energetically</span>). Clear the place,
-please! Move on!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Lady.</span> Nellie, go quick and tell your father he
-is falling.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Photographer</span> (<span class="sd">in despair</span>). Oh my, I am
-out of films (<span class="sd">tosses madly about, looking pitifully
-at the unknown man</span>). One minute, I&rsquo;ll go and get
-them. I have some in my overcoat pocket over
-there. (<span class="sd">He walks a short distance, keeping his eyes
-fixed on the unknown man, and then returns.</span>) I
-can&rsquo;t, I am afraid I&rsquo;ll miss it. Good heavens! They
-are over there in my overcoat. Just one minute,
-please. I&rsquo;ll fetch them right away. What a fix.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor.</span> Hurry, my friend. Pull yourself together
-and try to hold out long enough to tell me
-<a id="page-29" class="pagenum" title="29"></a>
-at least your principal sins. You needn&rsquo;t mention
-the lesser ones.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> What a tragedy?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">writes</span>). The criminal, that
-is, the unhappy man, makes a public confession and
-does penance. Terrible secrets revealed. He is a
-bank robber&mdash;blew up safes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">credulously</span>). The scoundrel.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor</span> (<span class="sd">shouts</span>). In the first place, have you
-killed? Secondly, have you stolen? Thirdly, have
-you committed adultery?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Mary, Jimmie, Katie, Aleck, Charlie,
-close your ears.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">writing</span>). Tremendous excitement
-in the crowd.&mdash;Shouts of indignation.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor</span> (<span class="sd">hurriedly</span>). Fourthly, have you blasphemed?
-Fifthly, have you coveted your neighbor&rsquo;s
-ass, his ox, his slave, his wife? Sixthly&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Photographer</span> (<span class="sd">alarmed</span>). Ladies and gentlemen,
-an ass!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Photographer.</span> Where? I can&rsquo;t see
-it!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Photographer</span> (<span class="sd">calmed</span>). I thought I heard
-it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor.</span> I congratulate you, my son! I congratulate
-you! You have made your peace with
-God. Now you may rest easy&mdash;Oh, God, what do
-<a id="page-30" class="pagenum" title="30"></a>
-I see? The Salvation Army! Policeman, chase
-them away!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">Enter a Salvation Army band, men and women
-in uniforms. There are only three instruments, a
-drum, a violin and a piercingly shrill trumpet.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Salvation Army Man</span> (<span class="sd">frantically beating his
-drum and shouting in a nasal voice</span>). Brethren and
-sisters&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor</span> (<span class="sd">shouting even louder in a still more
-nasal voice in an effort to drown the other&rsquo;s</span>). He
-has already confessed. Bear witness, ladies and
-gentlemen, that he has confessed and made his peace
-with heaven.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Salvation Army Woman</span> (<span class="sd">climbing on a rock
-and shrieking</span>). I once wandered in the dark just
-as this sinner and I lived a bad life and was a drunkard,
-but when the light of truth&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">A Voice.</span> Why, she is drunk now.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor.</span> Policeman, didn&rsquo;t he confess and
-make his peace with heaven?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">The Salvation Army man continues to beat his
-drum frantically; the rest begin to drawl a song.
-Shouts, laughter, whistling. Singing in the café,
-and calls of &ldquo;Waiter!&rdquo; in all languages. The bewildered
-policemen tear themselves away from the
-pastor, who is pulling them somewhere; the photographers
-turn and twist about as if the seats
-<a id="page-31" class="pagenum" title="31"></a>
-were burning under them. An English lady comes
-riding in on a donkey, who, stopping suddenly,
-sprawls out his legs and refuses to go farther, adding
-his noise to the rest. Gradually the noise subsides.
-The Salvation Army band solemnly withdraws, and
-the pastor, waving his hands, follows them.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First English Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">to the other</span>). How
-impolite! This crowd doesn&rsquo;t know how to behave
-itself.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second English Tourist.</span> Come, let&rsquo;s go
-away from here.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First English Tourist.</span> One minute. (<span class="sd">He
-shouts.</span>) Listen, won&rsquo;t you hurry up and fall?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second English Tourist.</span> What are you saying,
-Sir William?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First English Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">shouting</span>). Don&rsquo;t
-you see that&rsquo;s what they are waiting for? As a
-gentleman you should grant them this pleasure and
-so escape the humiliation of undergoing tortures
-before this mob.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second English Tourist.</span> Sir William.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">ecstatically</span>). See? It&rsquo;s true. Aleck,
-Jimmie, it&rsquo;s true. What a tragedy!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Several Tourists</span> (<span class="sd">going for the Englishman</span>).
-How dare you?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">First English Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">shoving them aside</span>).
-<a id="page-32" class="pagenum" title="32"></a>
-Hurry up and fall! Do you hear? If you haven&rsquo;t
-the backbone I&rsquo;ll help you out with a pistol shot.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> That red-haired devil has gone clear
-out of his mind.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman</span> (<span class="sd">seizing the Englishman&rsquo;s hand</span>).
-You have no right to do it, it&rsquo;s against the law. I&rsquo;ll
-arrest you.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Some Tourists.</span> A barbarous nation!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">The unknown man shouts something. Excitement
-below.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> Hear, hear, hear!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man</span> (<span class="sd">aloud</span>). Take that jackass
-away to the devil. He wants to shoot me. And
-tell the boss that I can&rsquo;t stand it any longer.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> What&rsquo;s that? What boss? He is
-losing his mind, the poor man.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Aleck! Mary! This is a mad scene.
-Jimmie, you remember Hamlet? Quick.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man</span> (<span class="sd">angrily</span>). Tell him my
-spinal column is broken.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Mary</span> (<span class="sd">wearily</span>). Papa, children, he&rsquo;s beginning
-to kick with his legs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Kate.</span> Is that what is called convulsions, papa?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">rapturously</span>). I don&rsquo;t know. I think
-it is. What a tragedy?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Aleck</span> (<span class="sd">glumly</span>). You fool! You keep cramming
-and cramming and you don&rsquo;t know that the
-<a id="page-33" class="pagenum" title="33"></a>
-right name for that is agony. And you wear eye-glasses,
-too. I can&rsquo;t bear it any longer, papa.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Think of it, children. A man is
-about to fall down to his death and he is bothering
-about his spinal column.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">There is a noise. A man in a white vest, very
-much frightened, enters, almost dragged by angry
-tourists. He smiles, bows on all sides, stretches out
-his arms, now running forward as he is pushed, now
-trying to escape in the crowd, but is seized and
-pulled again.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> A bare-faced deception! It is an outrage.
-Policeman, policeman, he must be taught a
-lesson!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Other Voices.</span> What is it? What deception?
-What is it all about? They have caught a thief!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">The Man in the White Vest</span> (<span class="sd">bowing and
-smiling</span>). It&rsquo;s a joke, ladies and gentlemen, a joke,
-that&rsquo;s all. The people were bored, so I wanted to
-provide a little amusement for them.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man</span> (<span class="sd">angrily</span>). Boss!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">The Man in the White Vest.</span> Wait a
-while, wait a while.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man.</span> Do you expect me to stay
-here until the Second Advent? The agreement was
-till twelve o&rsquo;clock. What time is it now?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist</span> (<span class="sd">indignantly</span>). Do you hear,
-<a id="page-34" class="pagenum" title="34"></a>
-ladies and gentlemen? This scoundrel, this man
-here in the white vest hired that other scoundrel up
-there and just simply tied him to the rock.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> Is he tied?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> Yes, he is tied and he can&rsquo;t
-fall. We are excited and worrying, but he couldn&rsquo;t
-fall even if he tried.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man.</span> What else do you want? Do
-you think I am going to break my neck for your
-measly ten dollars? Boss, I can&rsquo;t stand it any
-more. One man wanted to shoot me. The pastor
-preached me for two hours. This is not in the
-agreement.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Aleck.</span> Father, I told you that Baedecker lies.
-You believe everything anybody tells you and drag
-us about without eating.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Man in the White Vest.</span> The people were
-bored. My only desire was to amuse the people.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> What is the matter? I
-don&rsquo;t understand a thing. Why isn&rsquo;t he going to
-fall? Who, then, is going to fall?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> I don&rsquo;t understand a thing either.
-Of course he&rsquo;s got to fall!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">James.</span> You never understand anything,
-father. Weren&rsquo;t you told that he&rsquo;s tied to the rock?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Aleck.</span> You can&rsquo;t convince him. He loves
-every Baedecker more than his own children.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-35" class="pagenum" title="35"></a>
-<span class="speaker">James.</span> A nice father!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Silence!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> What is the matter? He
-must fall.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> The idea! What a deception.
-You&rsquo;ll have to explain this.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Man in the White Vest.</span> The people were
-bored. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, but wishing
-to accommodate you&mdash;give you a few hours of
-pleasant excitement&mdash;elevate your spirits&mdash;inspire
-you with altruistic sentiments&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Englishman.</span> Is the café yours?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Man in the White Vest.</span> Yes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Englishman.</span> And is the hotel below also
-yours?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Gentleman.</span> Yes. The people were bored&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Correspondent</span> (<span class="sd">writing</span>). The proprietor of
-the café, desiring to increase his profits from the
-sale of alcoholic beverages, exploits the best human
-sentiments.&mdash;The people&rsquo;s indignation&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man</span> (<span class="sd">angrily</span>). Boss, will you
-have me taken off at once or won&rsquo;t you?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Hotel Keeper.</span> What do you want up there?
-Aren&rsquo;t you satisfied? Didn&rsquo;t I have you taken off
-at night?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man.</span> Well, I should say so. You
-think I&rsquo;d be hanging here nights, too!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-36" class="pagenum" title="36"></a>
-<span class="speaker">Hotel Owner.</span> Then you can stand it a few
-minutes longer. The people are bored&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> Say, have you any idea of
-what you have done? Do you realize the enormity
-of it? You are scoundrels, who for your own
-sordid personal ends have impiously exploited the
-finest human sentiment, love of one&rsquo;s neighbor.
-You have caused us to undergo fear and suffering.
-You have poisoned our hearts with pity. And now,
-what is the upshot of it all? The upshot is that this
-scamp, your vile accomplice, is bound to the rock
-and not only will he not fall as everybody expects,
-but he <em>can&rsquo;t</em>.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> What is the matter? He
-has got to fall.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Policeman! Policeman!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">The pastor enters, out of breath.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor.</span> What? Is he still living? Oh, there
-he is! What fakirs those Salvationists are.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> Don&rsquo;t you know that he is bound?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor.</span> Bound! Bound to what? To life?
-Well, we are all bound to life until death snaps the
-cord. But whether he is bound or not bound, I reconciled
-him with heaven, and that&rsquo;s enough. But
-those fakirs&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Policeman! Policeman, you must
-<a id="page-37" class="pagenum" title="37"></a>
-draw up an official report. There is no way out
-of it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman</span> (<span class="sd">going for the hotel owner</span>).
-I will not allow myself to be fooled. I saw an
-aeronaut drop from the clouds and go crash upon
-a roof. I saw a tiger tear a woman to pieces&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Photographer.</span> I spoiled three films photographing
-that scamp. You will have to answer for
-this, sir. I will hold you responsible.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> An official report! An official report!
-Such a bare-faced deception. Mary, Jimmie,
-Aleck, Charlie, call a policeman.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Hotel Keeper</span> (<span class="sd">drawing back, in despair</span>).
-But, I can&rsquo;t make him fall if he doesn&rsquo;t want to. I
-did everything in my power, ladies and gentlemen!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> I will not allow it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Hotel Keeper.</span> Excuse me. I promise you
-on my word of honor that the next time he will
-fall. But he doesn&rsquo;t want to, to-day.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man.</span> What&rsquo;s that? What did you
-say about the next time?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Hotel Keeper.</span> You shut up there!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man.</span> For ten dollars?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor.</span> Pray, what impudence! I just made
-his peace with heaven when he was in danger of
-his life. You have heard him threatening to fall on
-my head, haven&rsquo;t you? And still he is dissatisfied.
-<a id="page-38" class="pagenum" title="38"></a>
-Adulterer, thief, murderer, coveter of your neighbor&rsquo;s
-ass&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Photographer.</span> Ladies and gentlemen, an ass!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Photographer.</span> Where, where is an
-ass?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Photographer</span> (<span class="sd">calmed</span>). I thought I heard
-one.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Second Photographer.</span> It is you who are an
-ass. I have become cross-eyed on account of your
-shouting: &ldquo;An ass! An ass!&rdquo;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Mary</span> (<span class="sd">wearily</span>). Papa, children, look! A
-policeman is coming.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">Excitement and noise. On one side a crowd
-pulling a policeman, on the other the hotel keeper;
-both keep crying: &ldquo;Excuse me! Excuse me!&rdquo;</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Policeman, there he is, the fakir, the
-swindler.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Pastor.</span> Policeman, there he is, the adulterer,
-the murderer, the coveter of his neighbor&rsquo;s ass&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman.</span> Excuse me, excuse me, ladies and
-gentlemen. We will bring him to his senses in
-short order and make him confess.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Hotel Keeper.</span> I can&rsquo;t make him fall if he
-doesn&rsquo;t want to.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman.</span> Hey, you, young man out there!
-Can you fall or can&rsquo;t you? Confess!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<a id="page-39" class="pagenum" title="39"></a>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man</span> (<span class="sd">sullenly</span>). I don&rsquo;t want to
-fall!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Voices.</span> Aha, he has confessed. What a
-scoundrel!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> Write down what I dictate,
-policeman&mdash; &ldquo;Desiring&mdash;for the sake of gain to
-exploit the sentiment of love of one&rsquo;s neighbor&mdash;the
-sacred feeling&mdash;a-a-a&mdash;&rdquo;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Listen children, they are drawing up
-an official report. What exquisite choice of language!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tall Tourist.</span> The sacred feeling which&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Policeman</span> (<span class="sd">writing with painful effort, his
-tongue stuck out</span>). Love of one&rsquo;s neighbor&mdash;the
-sacred feeling which&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Mary</span> (<span class="sd">wearily</span>). Papa, children, look! An
-advertisement is coming.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">Enter musicians with trumpets and drums, a
-man at their head carrying on a long pole a huge
-placard with the picture of an absolutely bald head,
-and printed underneath: &ldquo;I was bald.&rdquo;</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Unknown Man.</span> Too late. They are drawing
-up a report here. You had better skidoo!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">The Man Carrying the Pole</span> (<span class="sd">stopping and
-speaking in a loud voice</span>). I had been bald from
-the day of my birth and for a long time thereafter.
-That miserable growth, which in my tenth
-<a id="page-40" class="pagenum" title="40"></a>
-year covered my scalp was more like wool than real
-hair. When I was married my skull was as bare
-as a pillow and my young bride&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> What a tragedy! Newly married
-and with such a head! Can you realize how dreadful
-that is, children?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-(<span class="sd">All listen with interest, even the policeman
-stopping in his arduous task and inclining his ear
-with his pen in his hand.</span>)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">The Man Carrying the Pole</span> (<span class="sd">solemnly</span>).
-And the time came when my matrimonial happiness
-literally hung by a hair. All the medicines recommended
-by quacks to make my hair grow&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Tourist.</span> Your note-book, Jimmie.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Military Woman.</span> But when is he going to
-fall?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<span class="speaker">Hotel Keeper</span> (<span class="sd">amiably</span>). The next time,
-lady, the next time. I won&rsquo;t tie him so hard&mdash;you
-understand?
-</p>
-
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