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You may copy it, give it away or -re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included -with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org/license - - -Title: Pictures by Phil May - -Author: Phil May - -Release Date: July 25, 2020 [EBook #62750] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PICTURES BY PHIL MAY *** - - - - -Produced by Chuck Greif (This file was produced from images -available at The Internet Archive) - - - - - - - - - - HUMOROUS MASTERPIECES - - PICTURES - - BY - - PHIL - - MAY - - - HUMOROUS MASTERPIECES, No. 5 - - PICTURES BY PHIL MAY - - Printed by Robert MacLehose and Co. Ltd. Glasgow. - - -COSTERS AND COCKNEYS - -[Illustration: ’APPY ’AMPSTEAD. - -“Ere y’are, Lidies’ Tormentors. ‘Two’ n penny!”] - - - - - PICTURES - - BY - - PHIL MAY - - GOWANS & GRAY, LTD. - - 5 ROBERT STREET, ADELPHI, LONDON, W.C. - - 58 CADOGAN STREET, GLASGOW - - 1908 - - First Edition, May, 1907. - - Reprinted, June, 1907, Jamiary, 1908 - - (completing 16,000). - -THE Publishers take this opportunity of thanking Messrs. W. Thacker -& Co. for the readiness with which they accorded permission for the -reproduction of, the drawings contained in this little book. They -believe that these examples of Phil May’s work show that inimitable -artist at his best. - -COSTERS AND COCKNEYS - -[Illustration: “I ’ear as you don’t walk hout with ’Arry Smith any -more.” “No, ’e wanted me to meet ’im incandescently, and I wouldn’t do -such a thing, so I chucked ’im.”] - -COSTERS AND COCKNEYS - -[Illustration: ’_Arriet_.--“Ow! I s’y, look at ’is bloomin’ ’At.”] - -COSTERS AND COCKNEYS - -[Illustration: “Wot’s th’ row up the Court, Bill?” - -“Bob Smith was kissing my missus, and ’is old woman caught ’im.] - -COSTERS AND COCKNEYS - -[Illustration: ONE EASTER MONDAY. - -’_Arriet_ (_watching the funeral of ’Liza_).--“Nice sort of a Bank -’Oliday for ’er, poor dear.”] - -COSTERS AND COCKNEYS - -[Illustration: “What price this for Margit.”] - -COSTERS AND COCKNEYS - -[Illustration: _Fat Party_ (_after a war of words_).--“If you come -down our court to-morrer and bring a bit o’ fat with yer, I’ll bloomin’ -well eat yer.”] - -COSTERS AND COCKNEYS - -[Illustration: “Ow I s’y, look at ’er frills. Got ’erself hup like a -bloomin’ ’am bone!”] - -BROTHER BRUSHES - -[Illustration: “Do you want a Muddle. Sir.”] - -BROTHER BRUSHES - -[Illustration: _First R.A._ (_who hates to be interrupted in his hobby -but is doing his best to be polite_).--“Done any work to-day?” - -_Second R.A._--“No, confound it. That stupid ass Brown came to the -studio and talked all the afternoon,--couldn’t do a stroke of work. -What do you do when some idiot comes and interrupts your work?” - -_First R.A._--“Oh, I go on weeding.”] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: “Come and ’ave a Cup of Tea, Mrs. Malony, it’s the -hanniversary of my Weddin’ Day. I’m sorry my old man won’t be there, -’cos e’s just got a Month for knocking me about.”] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: FRATERNITY. “(Hic) Can’t help you, ole f’la, but I’ll -sit down with you (hic).”] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: “Mos’ ’tronary thing! a’most shertain th’ was shome -Coffee in it.”] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: IT MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL. - -_Mrs. Baggs_ (_after receiving tornado of abuse from over the road_).-- - -“Well, I never ’eard sich Langwidge in all my life. I never was called -sich Names before. Even my own ’usband doesn’t call me s’ch Names.”] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: “By the way, when does your American Tour come off?” - -“Oh, not for about a Year.” - -“Well, let’s go in here and have a Drink before you go.”] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: _Urchin_ (_to companion over the way_).--“Ow would -_that_ suit yer, Bill?”] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: “Did you go to Smith’s burying?” - -“Yes, I _did_, an’ a measly affair it was. _Tea_ and Bread and Butter! - -I’ve buried two ’usbands, but, thank goodness, I buried ’em both with -Seedy Cake an’ ’Am Sandwiches.”] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: “I want you to take me to St. John’s Wood, Cabbie.” - -“All right, sir, but would you mind getting in on the other side so as -the old horse don’t see yer.”] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: “I don’t so much mind your sneaking my Pewters, but -when it comes to bringing ’em back in the shape of ’arf crowns it’s a -bit too much.”] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: _Bill Snooks_ (_reading from a fashion paper_).--“‘To -be really well dressed a man’s clothes should have the appearance of -having been worn once or twice.’ What _O_!”] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: “What’s ’e done, Guv’nor?] - -IN THE BARS AND STREETS - -[Illustration: (Hic!) Jacet.] - -STUDIES AND SKETCHES - -[Illustration: _The Mayor of Middle Wallop_ (_who is interested in the -decoration of new theatre_).--“Oo’s that gentleman you’re painting?” - -_Artist_.--“That is William Shakespeare.” - -_The M. of M. W_.--“’As ’e ever done anything for Middle Wallop?” - -_Artist_.--“No, Sir, not that I’m aware of.” - -_The M. of M. W._--“Then paint ’im out and paint ME in.”] - -STUDIES AND SKETCHES - -[Illustration: _Bailiff_ (_who has been well treated and settled -with_).--“Well, good-bye, sir. See you again ‘soon,’ sir, I ’ope!”] - -STUDIES AND SKETCHES - -[Illustration: “Nuts for the Monkeys, Sir?”] - -STUDIES AND SKETCHES - -[Illustration: _American Million Heiress_.--“And have you _really_ got -a coronet?” - -_Lord Hardup_.--“Well--ah--yes--at least--I mean--I’ve got the ticket.”] - -STUDIES AND SKETCHES - -[Illustration: _Visitor to Lunatic Asylum_.--“Is that Clock right?” - -_The Dotty One_.--“O course it ain’t, or it wouldn’t be _here_”] - -STUDIES AND SKETCHES - -[Illustration: _Visitor to Lunatic Asylum which is undergoing -structural improvements_ (_to harmless lunatic who is extremely busy -wheeling barrow upside down_).--“You ought to turn that barrow the -other way up!” - -_Harmless Lunatic_ (_knowingly_).--“I did yesterday, _but_ they put -_Bricks_ in it.”] - -STUDIES AND SKETCHES - -[Illustration: DOTTYVILLE. - -_Inmate to new arrival_.--“What, _you_ mad _too_? _So_ glad.”] - -STUDIES AND SKETCHES - -[Illustration: _Condoling Friend_ (_to recently Bereaved -Widower_).--“It must be awfully hard to lose one’s Wife.” - -_The Bereaved_--“Yes,---- it’s almost _impossible_”] - -STUDIES AND SKETCHES - -[Illustration: _Wife_ (_to Lion Tamer who has been out late_),--“You -Coward!”] - -WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE GHETTO - -[Illustration: _Sol Jacobs_ (_to his friend the proprietor of the boat -who has fallen overboard, and has come to the surface for the second -time_).--“I thay, Ikey, if yer don’t come up again may I keep the -Boat?”] - -WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE GHETTO - -[Illustration: “What ’ave you got in dem boddles, Ikey?” - -“Dem ain’t boddles, dem’s fire extinguishers.” - -“Garn, you ain’t afraid of a bit of a fire.” - -“No, but I gets ten per cent, off the Insurance Company for having dem -about.” - -“What’s in ’em.” - -“I don’t know what _was_ in ’em but there’s _kerosene_ in ’em now!”] - -WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE GHETTO - -[Illustration: “I must congratulate you, Mothes, dot vos a grandt fire -of yours last Tuesday.” - -“Vat yer mean?--Not _last_ Tuesday, _next_ Tuesday.”] - -WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE GHETTO - -[Illustration: _Moses_ (_generously_).--“’Ave a Thigar, Ikey?” - -_Ikey_ (_suspiciously_).--“Vat’s the matter vith it?”] - -WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE GHETTO - -[Illustration: “Good Morning, Miss Voss.” - -“My name is not Voss. It never Voss and never vill be.”] - -WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE GHETTO - -[Illustration: _Solomon_ (who has had a terriffic bang on the nose -from his friend).-- - -“Do it again. Do it again. I can thee Diamonts!!!”] - -WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE GHETTO - -[Illustration: “Father, I’ve thwallered a thoverign, and how am I to -make the books balance? You thee, I’m a pound in and a pound out.”] - -AMONG THE THESPIANS - -[Illustration: IN A GARRISON TOWN. - -_First Loafer to Second Ditto_ (_as our friends from the Circus pass -by_).--“Officers!”] - -WITH THE CHILDREN - -[Illustration: THE GAME OF “BUTTONS.” - -_Winner_ (_to the ruined one_).--“Well, dash it all, old man, it you -_will_ go in for this sort of thing you must _expect_ to lose a Button -or two.”] - -WITH THE CHILDREN - -[Illustration: _Uncle John_.--“Well, Bobby, how did you manage to get -out so soon?” - -_Bobby_.--“Leg before, Uncle.”] - -WITH THE CHILDREN - -[Illustration: “YOU NEVER KNOW YOUR LUCK.” - -“Hi! come back, yer Silly! Do yer want to spile yer Luck?”] - -WITH THE CHILDREN - -[Illustration: “My Father ’e once caught a Fish as big--as our Street!” - -“Well, then, it must ’ave bin a _Whale_” - -“Garn, ’e were baitin’ wi’ _Whales_!”] - -WITH THE CHILDREN - -[Illustration: “Why don’t we have Open-Air Cafés? So pleasant to take -one’s refreshment in the open air.”--(_Vide newspapers._)] - -[Illustration: WITH THE CHILDREN - -“Do you want a errand boy?” - -“No.” - -“Yus you do, yours ’as just been runned over.”] - -WITH THE CHILDREN - -[Illustration: “Don’t ’e make a gawd of ’is Stummick? Why, that’s the -_second_ a’porth I’ve seed ’im ’ave this mornin’!”] - -BY THE SEA - -[Illustration: “You Naughty Boy, you’ll fall over!”] - -BY THE SEA - -[Illustration: ----!----!----!] - -BY THE SEA - -[Illustration: “’Taint so long ago, Willium, since you an’ me was the -dandies of Deal!”] - -BY THE SEA - -[Illustration: _Scene--Scarboro’._ _Time--Sunday morning_. _Very -muddy._ _Inhabitant_--“Be thoo a _strong_ mon?” - -_Amateur weight-lifter_ (_rather proud that his fame has spread so -far_).--“Well, yes, my friend. I do a little in that way.” - -_Inhabitant._--“I’ll lay thee a fiver, I’ll put thee on thy back in t’ -muck.”] - -ON THE COUNTRY SIDE - -[Illustration: _Lodging-House Keeper_ (_to Professional -Lady_).--“Which my ’usband, Miss, is one of the Virgins at the -Cathedral!”] - -ON THE COUNTRY SIDE - -[Illustration: “I heard as how you’ve been fighting with Bob Smith?” - -“Yus. He said my Sister was cross-eyed.” - -“But you haven’t got a Sister?” - -“I know that. It was the Principle o’ the thing that upset Me.”] - -ON THE COUNTRY SIDE - -[Illustration: _Stout Party._--“And can’t I get to X ---- without -walking?” - -_Porter._--“Well, there’s the Coal Train, Mum.” - -_Stout Party._--“How Much will it cost Me?” - -_Porter._--“Seven Shillings a Ton!”] - -ON THE COUNTRY SIDE - -[Illustration: “Have you got change for a Threepenny-piece, Adolphus? -I want to give the Porter a gratuity.”] - -SPORTING SKETCHES - -[Illustration: “Hullo, old chap, you look as if you’d had Sport! In at -the Kill?” - -“Well, _no_. I was in at the Ditch and in at the River. 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You may copy it, give it away or -re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included -with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org/license - - -Title: Pictures by Phil May - -Author: Phil May - -Release Date: July 25, 2020 [EBook #62750] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PICTURES BY PHIL MAY *** - - - - -Produced by Chuck Greif (This file was produced from images -available at The Internet Archive) - - - - - - -</pre> - -<hr class="full" /> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/cover.jpg"> -<img src="images/cover.jpg" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -</div> - -<p class="c">HUMOROUS MASTERPIECES, No. 5</p> - -<p class="c"><span class="smcap">Pictures by Phil May</span></p> - -<p class="c">Printed by Robert MacLehose and Co. Ltd. Glasgow.</p> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Costers and Cockneys</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_001.png"> -<img src="images/ill_001.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><span class="smcap">’Appy ’Ampstead.</span></p> - -<p>“Ere y’are, Lidies’ Tormentors. ‘Two’ n penny!”</p></div> -</div> - -<h1>PICTURES<br /><br /> -<small><small>BY</small></small><br /><br /> -P H I L M A Y</h1> - -<p class="c">GOWANS & GRAY, LTD.</p> - -<p class="c">5 ROBERT STREET, ADELPHI, LONDON, W.C.</p> - -<p class="c">58 CADOGAN STREET, GLASGOW</p> - -<p class="c">1908<br /><br /><br /> -First Edition, May, 1907.</p> - -<p class="c">Reprinted, June, 1907, Jamiary, 1908</p> - -<p class="c">(completing 16,000).</p> - -<div class="blk"> -<p class="nind"><span class="letra">T</span>HE Publishers take this opportunity of thanking Messrs. W. Thacker & -Co. for the readiness with which they accorded permission for the -reproduction of, the drawings contained in this little book. They -believe that these examples of Phil May’s work show that inimitable -artist at his best.</p> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Costers and Cockneys</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_002.png"> -<img src="images/ill_002.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p>“I ’ear as you don’t walk hout with ’Arry Smith any more.”</p> -<p>“No, ’e -wanted me to meet ’im incandescently, and I wouldn’t do such a thing, so -I chucked ’im.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Costers and Cockneys</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_003.png"> -<img src="images/ill_003.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>’<i>Arriet</i>.—“Ow! I s’y, look at ’is bloomin’ ’At.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Costers and Cockneys</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_004.png"> -<img src="images/ill_004.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p>“Wot’s th’ row up the Court, Bill?”</p> - -<p>“Bob Smith was kissing my missus, and ’is old woman caught ’im.</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Costers and Cockneys</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_005.png"> -<img src="images/ill_005.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><span class="smcap">One Easter Monday.</span></p> - -<p>’<i>Arriet</i> (<i>watching the funeral of ’Liza</i>).—“Nice sort of a Bank -’Oliday for ’er, poor dear.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Costers and Cockneys</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_006.png"> -<img src="images/ill_006.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“What price this for Margit.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Costers and Cockneys</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_007.png"> -<img src="images/ill_007.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><i>Fat Party</i> (<i>after a war of words</i>).—“If you come down our court -to-morrer and bring a bit o’ fat with yer, I’ll bloomin’ well eat yer.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Costers and Cockneys</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_008.png"> -<img src="images/ill_008.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“Ow I s’y, look at ’er frills. Got ’erself hup like a bloomin’ ’am -bone!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Brother Brushes</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_009.png"> -<img src="images/ill_009.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“Do you want a Muddle. Sir.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Brother Brushes</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_010.png"> -<img src="images/ill_010.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p><i>First R.A.</i> (<i>who hates to be interrupted in his hobby but is doing his -best to be polite</i>).—“Done any work to-day?”</p> - -<p><i>Second R.A.</i>—“No, confound it. That stupid ass Brown came to the -studio and talked all the afternoon,—couldn’t do a stroke of work. What -do you do when some idiot comes and interrupts your work?”</p> - -<p><i>First R.A.</i>—“Oh, I go on weeding.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_011.png"> -<img src="images/ill_011.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“Come and ’ave a Cup of Tea, Mrs. Malony, it’s the hanniversary of my -Weddin’ Day. I’m sorry my old man won’t be there, ’cos e’s just got a -Month for knocking me about.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_012.png"> -<img src="images/ill_012.png" width="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><span class="smcap">Fraternity</span>. “(Hic) Can’t help you, ole f’la, but I’ll sit down with you -(hic).”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_013.png"> -<img src="images/ill_013.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“Mos’ ’tronary thing! a’most shertain th’ was shome Coffee in it.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_014.png"> -<img src="images/ill_014.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_015.png"> -<img src="images/ill_015.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_016.png"> -<img src="images/ill_016.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><span class="smcap">It must have been Awful.</span></p></div> - -<div class="captionl"> -<p><i>Mrs. Baggs</i> (<i>after receiving tornado of abuse from over the road</i>).—</p> - -<p>“Well, I never ’eard sich Langwidge in all my life. I never was called -sich Names before. Even my own ’usband doesn’t call me s’ch Names.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_017.png"> -<img src="images/ill_017.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p>“By the way, when does your American Tour come off?”</p> - -<p>“Oh, not for about a Year.”</p> - -<p>“Well, let’s go in here and have a Drink before you go.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_018.png"> -<img src="images/ill_018.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><i>Urchin</i> (<i>to companion over the way</i>).—“Ow would <i>that</i> suit yer, -Bill?”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_019.png"> -<img src="images/ill_019.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p>“Did you go to Smith’s burying?”</p> - -<p>“Yes, I <i>did</i>, an’ a measly affair it was. <i>Tea</i> and Bread and Butter!</p> - -<p>I’ve buried two ’usbands, but, thank goodness, I buried ’em both with -Seedy Cake an’ ’Am Sandwiches.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_020.png"> -<img src="images/ill_020.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p>“I want you to take me to St. John’s Wood, Cabbie.”</p> - -<p>“All right, sir, but would you mind getting in on the other side so as -the old horse don’t see yer.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_021.png"> -<img src="images/ill_021.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“I don’t so much mind your sneaking my Pewters, but when it comes to -bringing ’em back in the shape of ’arf crowns it’s a bit too much.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_022.png"> -<img src="images/ill_022.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><i>Bill Snooks</i> (<i>reading from a fashion paper</i>).—“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>To be really well -dressed a man’s clothes should have the appearance of having been worn -once or twice.’ What <i>O</i>!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_023.png"> -<img src="images/ill_023.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_024.png"> -<img src="images/ill_024.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“What’s ’e done, Guv’nor?</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">In the Bars and Streets</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_025.png"> -<img src="images/ill_025.png" width="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>(Hic!) Jacet.</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Studies and Sketches</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_026.png"> -<img src="images/ill_026.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p><i>The Mayor of Middle Wallop</i> (<i>who is interested in the decoration of -new theatre</i>).—“Oo’s that gentleman you’re painting?”</p> - -<p><i>Artist</i>.—“That is William Shakespeare.”</p> - -<p><i>The M. of M. W</i>.—“<span class="lftspc">’</span>As ’e ever done anything for Middle Wallop?”</p> - -<p><i>Artist</i>.—“No, Sir, not that I’m aware of.”</p> - -<p><i>The M. of M. W.</i>—“Then paint ’im out and paint <span class="smcap">Me</span> in.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Studies and Sketches</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_027.png"> -<img src="images/ill_027.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><i>Bailiff</i> (<i>who has been well treated and settled with</i>).—“Well, -good-bye, sir. See you again ‘soon,’ sir, I ’ope!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Studies and Sketches</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_028.png"> -<img src="images/ill_028.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“Nuts for the Monkeys, Sir?”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Studies and Sketches</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_029.png"> -<img src="images/ill_029.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p><i>American Million Heiress</i>.—“And have you <i>really</i> got a coronet?”</p> - -<p><i>Lord Hardup</i>.—“Well—ah—yes—at least—I mean—I’ve got the ticket.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Studies and Sketches</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_030.png"> -<img src="images/ill_030.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p><i>Visitor to Lunatic Asylum</i>.—“Is that Clock right?”</p> - -<p><i>The Dotty One</i>.—“O course it ain’t, or it wouldn’t be <i>here</i>”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Studies and Sketches</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_031.png"> -<img src="images/ill_031.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p><i>Visitor to Lunatic Asylum which is undergoing structural improvements</i> -(<i>to harmless lunatic who is extremely busy wheeling barrow upside -down</i>).—“You ought to turn that barrow the other way up!”</p> - -<p><i>Harmless Lunatic</i> (<i>knowingly</i>).—“I did yesterday, <i>but</i> they put -<i>Bricks</i> in it.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Studies and Sketches</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_032.png"> -<img src="images/ill_032.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><span class="smcap">Dottyville.</span></p> - -<p><i>Inmate to new arrival</i>.—“What, <i>you</i> mad <i>too</i>? <i>So</i> glad.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Studies and Sketches</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_033.png"> -<img src="images/ill_033.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p><i>Condoling Friend</i> (<i>to recently Bereaved Widower</i>).—“It must be -awfully hard to lose one’s Wife.”</p> - -<p><i>The Bereaved</i>—“Yes,—— it’s almost <i>impossible</i>”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Studies and Sketches</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_034.png"> -<img src="images/ill_034.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><i>Wife</i> (<i>to Lion Tamer who has been out late</i>),—“You Coward!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Within and Without the Ghetto</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_035.png"> -<img src="images/ill_035.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><i>Sol Jacobs</i> (<i>to his friend the proprietor of the boat who has fallen -overboard, and has come to the surface for the second time</i>).—“I thay, -Ikey, if yer don’t come up again may I keep the Boat?”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Within and Without the Ghetto</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_036.png"> -<img src="images/ill_036.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p>“What ’ave you got in dem boddles, Ikey?”</p> - -<p>“Dem ain’t boddles, dem’s fire extinguishers.”</p> - -<p>“Garn, you ain’t afraid of a bit of a fire.”</p> - -<p>“No, but I gets ten per cent, off the Insurance Company for having dem -about.”</p> - -<p>“What’s in ’em.”</p> - -<p>“I don’t know what <i>was</i> in ’em but there’s <i>kerosene</i> in ’em now!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Within and Without the Ghetto</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_037.png"> -<img src="images/ill_037.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p>“I must congratulate you, Mothes, dot vos a grandt fire of yours last -Tuesday.”</p> - -<p>“Vat yer mean?—Not <i>last</i> Tuesday, <i>next</i> Tuesday.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Within and Without the Ghetto</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_038.png"> -<img src="images/ill_038.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p><i>Moses</i> (<i>generously</i>).—“<span class="lftspc">’</span>Ave a Thigar, Ikey?”</p> - -<p><i>Ikey</i> (<i>suspiciously</i>).—“Vat’s the matter vith it?”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Within and Without the Ghetto</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_039.png"> -<img src="images/ill_039.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p>“Good Morning, Miss Voss.”</p> - -<p>“My name is not Voss. It never Voss and never vill be.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Within and Without the Ghetto</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_040.png"> -<img src="images/ill_040.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><i>Solomon</i> (who has had a terriffic bang on the nose from his friend).—</p> - -<p>“Do it again. Do it again. I can thee Diamonts!!!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Within and Without the Ghetto</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_041.png"> -<img src="images/ill_041.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“Father, I’ve thwallered a thoverign, and how am I to make the books -balance? You thee, I’m a pound in and a pound out.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Among the Thespians</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_042.png"> -<img src="images/ill_042.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><span class="smcap">In a Garrison Town.</span></p> - -<p><i>First Loafer to Second Ditto</i> (<i>as our friends from the Circus pass -by</i>).—“Officers!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">With the Children</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_043.png"> -<img src="images/ill_043.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><span class="smcap">The Game of “Buttons.”</span></p> - -<p><i>Winner</i> (<i>to the ruined one</i>).—“Well, dash it all, old man, it you -<i>will</i> go in for this sort of thing you must <i>expect</i> to lose a Button -or two.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">With the Children</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_044.png"> -<img src="images/ill_044.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p><i>Uncle John</i>.—“Well, Bobby, how did you manage to get out so soon?”</p> - -<p><i>Bobby</i>.—“Leg before, Uncle.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">With the Children</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_045.png"> -<img src="images/ill_045.png" width="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><span class="smcap">“You never know your Luck.”</span></p> - -<p>“Hi! come back, yer Silly! Do yer want to spile yer Luck?”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">With the Children</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_046.png"> -<img src="images/ill_046.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“My Father ’e once caught a Fish as big—as our Street!”</p> - -<p>“Well, then, it must ’ave bin a <i>Whale</i>”</p> - -<p>“Garn, ’e were baitin’ wi’ <i>Whales</i>!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">With the Children</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_047.png"> -<img src="images/ill_047.png" width="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“Why don’t we have Open-Air Cafés? So pleasant to take one’s refreshment -in the open air.”—(<i>Vide newspapers.</i>)</p></div> -</div> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_048.png"> -<img src="images/ill_048.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><span class="smcap">With the Children</span></p></div> -<div class="captionl"> -<p>“Do you want a errand boy?”</p> - -<p>“No.”</p> - -<p>“Yus you do, yours ’as just been runned over.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">With the Children</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_049.png"> -<img src="images/ill_049.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“Don’t ’e make a gawd of ’is Stummick? Why, that’s the <i>second</i> a’porth -I’ve seed ’im ’ave this mornin’!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">By the Sea</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_050.png"> -<img src="images/ill_050.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“You Naughty Boy, you’ll fall over!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">By the Sea</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_051.png"> -<img src="images/ill_051.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>——!——!——!</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">By the Sea</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_052.png"> -<img src="images/ill_052.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“<span class="lftspc">’</span>Taint so long ago, Willium, since you an’ me was the dandies of -Deal!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">By the Sea</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_053.png"> -<img src="images/ill_053.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p><i>Scene—Scarboro’.</i> <i>Time—Sunday morning</i>. <i>Very muddy.</i> -<i>Inhabitant</i>—“Be thoo a <i>strong</i> mon?”</p> - -<p><i>Amateur weight-lifter</i> (<i>rather proud that his fame has spread so -far</i>).—“Well, yes, my friend. I do a little in that way.”</p> - -<p><i>Inhabitant.</i>—“I’ll lay thee a fiver, I’ll put thee on thy back in t’ -muck.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">On the Country Side</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_054.png"> -<img src="images/ill_054.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p><i>Lodging-House Keeper</i> (<i>to Professional Lady</i>).—“Which my ’usband, -Miss, is one of the Virgins at the Cathedral!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">On the Country Side</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_055.png"> -<img src="images/ill_055.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p>“I heard as how you’ve been fighting with Bob Smith?”</p> - -<p>“Yus. He said my Sister was cross-eyed.”</p> - -<p>“But you haven’t got a Sister?”</p> - -<p>“I know that. It was the Principle o’ the thing that upset Me.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">On the Country Side</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_056.png"> -<img src="images/ill_056.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p><i>Stout Party.</i>—“And can’t I get to X —— without walking?”</p> - -<p><i>Porter.</i>—“Well, there’s the Coal Train, Mum.”</p> - -<p><i>Stout Party.</i>—“How Much will it cost Me?”</p> - -<p><i>Porter.</i>—“Seven Shillings a Ton!”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">On the Country Side</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_057.png"> -<img src="images/ill_057.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="caption"><p>“Have you got change for a Threepenny-piece, Adolphus? I want to give -the Porter a gratuity.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr /> - -<p class="chead"><span class="smcap">Sporting Sketches</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> -<a href="images/ill_058.png"> -<img src="images/ill_058.png" height="550" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a> -<div class="captionl"><p>“Hullo, old chap, you look as if you’d had Sport! In at the Kill?”</p> - -<p>“Well, <i>no</i>. I was in at the Ditch and in at the River. We can’t expect -to be in every where.”</p></div> -</div> - -<hr class="full" /> - - - - - - - -<pre> - - - - - -End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Pictures by Phil May, by Phil May - -*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PICTURES BY PHIL MAY *** - -***** This file should be named 62750-h.htm or 62750-h.zip ***** -This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: - http://www.gutenberg.org/6/2/7/5/62750/ - -Produced by Chuck Greif (This file was produced from images -available at The Internet Archive) - - -Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions -will be renamed. - -Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no -one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation -(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without -permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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