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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Old London Street Cries and the Cries of
-To-day, by Andrew W. Tuer
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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-Title: Old London Street Cries and the Cries of To-day
- With Heaps of Quaint Cuts including Hand-coloured Frontispiece
-
-Author: Andrew W. Tuer
-
-Release Date: April 18, 2020 [EBook #61861]
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- [Illustration: "_Flowers, penny a bunch._"]
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-
- Old London Street
- Cries
-
- AND THE CRIES OF TO-DAY
-
- WITH
-
- _Heaps of Quaint Cuts_
-
- INCLUDING
-
- _Hand-coloured Frontispiece_:
-
- BY
-
- ANDREW W. TUER,
-
- Author of "Bartolozzi and his Works," &c.
-
- [Illustration]
-
- 1887.
-
- NEW YORK:
-
- _Published for_
-
- The Old London Street Company,
-
- 728, BROADWAY.
-
- [Rights Reserved: Wrongs Revenged!
-
-
-
-
- [Illustration]
-
- PRINTED AT
- THE LEADENHALL PRESS,
- LONDON, E.C.
- T 4,237.
-
-
-
-
-Introductory.
-
-
-The "Cries" have been sufficiently well received in bolder form to
-induce the publication of this additionally illustrated extension at a
-more popular price.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-_Old London Street Cries._
-
-
-Dates, unless in the form of the luscious fruit of Smyrna, are generally
-dry. It is enough therefore to state that the earliest mention of London
-Cries is found in a quaint old ballad entitled "London Lyckpenny," or
-Lack penny, by that prolific writer, John Lydgate, a Benedictine monk of
-Bury St. Edmunds, who flourished about the middle of the fifteenth
-century.
-
-These cries are particularly quaint, and especially valuable as a record
-of the daily life of the time.
-
- * * * * *
-
- Then unto London I dyd me hye,
- Of all the land it beareth the pryse:
- Hot pescodes, one began to crye,
- Strabery rype, and cherryes in the ryse;[1]
-
-[Illustration: "_I love a Ballad in print, a'life; for then we are sure
-they are true._"--WINTER'S TALE, Act. iv., Sc. iv.]
-
- One bad me come nere and by some spyce,
- Peper and safforne they gan me bede,
- But for lack of money I myght not spede.
-
- Then to the Chepe I began me drawne,
- Where mutch people I saw for to stande;
- One spred me velvet, sylke, and lawne,
- Another he taketh me by the hande,
- "Here is Parys thred, the fynest in the land;"
- I never was used to such thyngs indede,
- And wantyng money I myght not spede.
-
- Then went I forth by London stone,
- Throughout all Canwyke[2] Streete;
- Drapers mutch cloth me offred anone,
- Then comes me one cryed hot shepes feete;
- One cryde makerell, ryster[3] grene, an other gan greete
- On bad me by a hood to cover my head,
- But for want of mony I myght not be sped.
-
- Then I hyed me into Est-Chepe;
- One cryes rybbs of befe, and many a pye;
-
- * * * * *
-
-Since Lydgate's time the cries of London have been a stock subject for
-ballads and children's books, of which, in various forms, some hundreds
-must have appeared within the last two centuries. The cuts, unless from
-the hand of a Rowlandson or a Cruikshank, are usually of the mechanical
-order; and one finds copies of the same illustrations, though
-differently treated, constantly reappearing.
-
-In the books there is usually a cut on each page, with a cry printed
-above or underneath, and in addition a verse of descriptive poetry,
-which, if not of the highest order, serves its purpose.
-
- With his machine and ass to help
- To draw the frame along,
- Pray mark the razor-grinder's yelp
- The burden of his song.
- His patched umbrella quick aloft
- He mounts if skies should lower,
- Then laughing whirls his wheel full oft,
- Nor heeds the falling shower.
-
-A well-known collection is that entitled "Habits & Cryes of the City of
-London, drawne after the Life; P. [Pearce] Tempest, excudit," containing
-seventy-four plates, drawn by Marcellus Laroon [Lauron], and republished
-in 1711. The first edition, with only fifty illustrations, had appeared
-some three-and-twenty years earlier; and many of the copper-plates in
-the later issue were so altered as to bring the costume into the
-fashion of the time of republication. The hats had their high crowns cut
-down into low; and shoe-buckles were substituted for laces. Otherwise
-the plates,--with the exception of some of the faces, which were
-entirely re-engraved,--were left in their original condition.[4] The
-letter-press descriptions are in English, French, and Italian. The
-engraver, Marcellus Lauron, or Captain Laroon, who was born in London,
-has left on record that his family name was Lauron, but being always
-called Laroon, he adopted that spelling in early life. Of the
-seventy-four plates, those representing eccentric characters, etc., are
-omitted from the list that follows:--
-
- Any Card Matches or Save Alls?
- Pretty Maids, Pretty Pins, Pretty Women!
-
- "I remember," says Hone, "that pins were disposed of in this
- manner, in the streets by women. Their cry was a musical distich:--
-
- 'Three Rows a Penny pins,
- Short, Whites, and Mid-dl-ings!'"
-
-
-
-Ripe Strawberryes!
-
-[Illustration: "_Three Rows a Penny pins!_"]
-
- A Bed Matt [mat] or a Door Matt!
- Buy a fine Table Basket?
- Ha, ha, Poor Jack!
-
- Can hardly be called a London cry: the call of a well-known
- character, who, accompanied by his wife, sold fish.
-
- Buy my Dish of great Eeles?
-
-[Illustration: "_Buy a fine Singing Bird?_"]
-
- Buy a fine singing Bird?
- Buy any wax or wafers?
- Fine Writeing Ink!
- A Right Merry Song!
- Old Shoes for some Broomes!
- Hott baked Wardens [stewed pears] Hott!
- Small Coale!
-
- Swift mentions this cry in his "Morning in Town."
-
- "The Small Coal Man was heard with cadence deep
- Till drowned in shriller notes of 'Chimney Sweep.'"
-
- Maids, any Coonie [rabbit] Skinns?
- Buy a Rabbit, a Rabbit?
- Chimney Sweep!
- Crab, Crab, any Crab?
- Oh, Rare Shoe!
- Lilly White Vinegar!
- Buy any Dutch Biskets?
- Ripe Speregas! [asparagus]
- Buy a Fork or a Fire Shovel? [See p. 13.]
- Maids, buy a Mapp? [mop]
- Buy my fat Chickens?
- Buy my Flounders?
- Old Cloaks, Suits, or Coats?
-
- [Succeeding Old Doublets, the cry of a slightly earlier period.]
-
- Fair Lemons and Oranges?
-
-[Illustration: "_Fine Writeing Ink!_"]
-
- Old Chaires to Mend?
- Twelve Pence a Peck, Oysters!
- Troope every one! [See p. 17.]
-
- The man blowing a trumpet--troope every one!--was a street seller
- of toy hobby-horses. He carried his wares in a sort of cage; and to
- each rudely represented horse's head was attached a small flag. The
- toy hobby-horse has long since disappeared, and nowadays we give a
- little boy a stick to thrust between his legs as a Bucephalus. Hone
- opines that our forefathers were better natured, for they presented
- him with something of the semblance of the genuine animal.
-
- Old Satten, Old Taffety, or Velvet!
- Buy a new Almanack!
- Buy my Singing Glasses!
-
- These were long bell-mouthed glass tubes. The writer recollects
- that when a boy he purchased, for a copper or two, fragile glass
- trumpets of a similar description.
-
- Any Kitchen Stuffe have you, Maids?
- Knives, Combs, or Inkhorns!
- Four for Six Pence, Mackrell!
- Any work for the Cooper?
- Four Paire for a Shilling, Holland Socks!
- Colly Molly Puffe!
-
- The cry of a noted seller of pastry. He is mentioned in the
- _Spectator_, No. xxv.
-
- Sixpence a pound, Fair Cherryes! [See p. 21.]
-
-[Illustration: "_Buy a Fork or a Fire Shovel?_"]
-
- Knives or Cisers to Grinde!
- Long thread Laces, long and strong!
- Remember the poor Prisoners!
-
- In a series of early prints in the Bridgewater library, from copper
- plates, by an unknown artist, probably engraved between 1650 and
- 1680, there is one thus titled: "Some broken Breade and meate for
- ye poore prisoners: for the Lorde's sake pittey the poore." Within
- the memory of our fathers a tin box was put out from a grated
- window in the Fleet prison, a prisoner meanwhile imploring the
- public to remember the poor debtors. In the "Cries of York, for the
- amusement of young children," undated, but published probably
- towards the end of the last century, are the following lines:--
-
- Of prisoners in the Castle drear
- Come buy a Kalendar,
- Their crimes and names are set down here
- 'Tis Truth I do declare.
-
-
-
- A brass Pott or an Iron Pott to mend!
- Buy my four ropes of Hard Onyons!
- _London's Gazette_ here!
-
- The _London Gazette_, established in 1665.
-
- Buy a White Line or a Jack Line, or a Cloathes Line.
- Any old Iron take money for?
- Delicate Cowcumbers to pickle!
- Any Bakeing Peares?
- New River Water!
-
-[Illustration: "_Fine Oysters!_"]
-
-The cry of "Marking Stones," which marked black or red, and preceded the
-daintier cedar-encased lead pencil of our own time, is not mentioned by
-Laroon. J. T. Smith,[5] says that the colour of the red marking-stone
-was due to "Ruddle," a colour not to be washed out, and that fifty years
-ago (he wrote in 1839) it was the custom at cheap lodging-houses to mark
-with it on linen the words, "_Stop thief!_"
-
-The following lines are from a sheet of London Cries, twelve in number,
-undated, but probably of James the Second's time:--
-
- Buy marking-stones, marking-stones buy,
- Much profit in their use doth lie;
- I've marking-stones of colour red,
- Passing good, or else black lead.
-
-In the British Museum is a folio volume containing another curious
-little collection, on three sheets, of early London cries; also undated
-and of foreign
-
-[Illustration: "_Troope every one!_"]
-
-workmanship, but attributable to the time of Charles II. The first sheet
-has a principal representation of a rat-catcher with a banner emblazoned
-with rats; he is attended by an assistant boy, and underneath are these
-lines:--
-
- He that will have neither
- Ratt nor mousse,
- Lett him pluck of the tilles
- And set fire of his hows.
-
-Then come the following cries:
-
- Cooper.
- En of golde!
- Olde Dublets!
- Blackinge man.
- Tinker.
- Pippins!
- Bui a matte!
- Coales!
- Chimney swepes.
- Bui brumes!
- Camphires! [Samphire]
- Cherrie ripe!
- Alminake!
- Coonie skine!
- Mussels!
- Cabeches!
- Kitchen stuff!
- Glasses!
- Cockels!
- Hartti Chaks!
- Mackrill!
- Oranges, Lemens!
- Lettice!
- Place!
- Olde Iron!
- Aqua vitæ!
- Pens and Ink!
- Olde bellows!
- Herrings!
- Bui any milke?
-
-[Illustration: "_Milk below, Maids!_"]
-
- Piepin pys!
- Osters!
- Shades!
- Turneps!
- Rossmarie Baie!
- Onions.
-
-The principal figure on the second sheet is the "Belman," with halberd,
-lanthorn, and dog.
-
- Mayds in your Smocks, Loocke
- Wel to your locke--
- Your fire
- And your light,
- & God
- Give you good-night.
- At
- One o'Clock.
-
-This is followed by:
-
- Buy any shrimps?
- Buy some figs?
- Buy a tosting iron?
- Lantorne Candellyht.
- Buy any maydes?
- The Water Bearer.
- Buy a whyt pot?
- Bread and Meate!
- Buy a candelsticke?
- Buy any prunes?
- Buy a washing ball?
- Good sasages!
- Buy a purs?
- Buy a dish a flounders?
- Buy a footestoole?
- Buy a fine bowpot?
- Buy a pair a shoes?
- Buy any garters?
- Featherbeds to dryue?
- Buy any bottens?
- Buy any whiting maps?
- Buy any tape?
-
-[Illustration: "_Sixpence a pound, Fair Cherryes!_"]
-
- Worcestershyr salt!
- Ripe damsons!
- Buy any marking stoēs?
- The Bear bayting.
- Buy any blew starch?
- Buy any points?
- New Hadog!
- Yards and Ells!
- Buy a fyne brush?
- Hote mutton poys!
- New sprats new!
- New cod new!
- Buy any reasons?
- P. and glasses to mend
-
-The public "Cryer" on the third sheet, who bears a staff and keys,
-humorously speaks as follows:
-
- "O yis, any man or woman that
- Can tell any tydings of a little
- Mayden childe of the age of 24
- Yeares. Bring worde to the Cryer
- And you shal be pleased for
- Your labor,
- And God's blessinge."
-
-Then follow:
-
- Buy any wheat?
- Buy al my smelts?
- Quick periwinckels!
- Rype chesnuts!
- Payres fyn!
- White redish whyt!
- Buy any whyting?
- Buy any bone lays?
- I ha rype straberies!
- Buy a case for a hat?
- Birds and hens!
- Hote podding pyes!
- Buy a hair line?
- Buy any pompcons?
- Whyt scalions!
- Rype walnuts!
-
-[Illustration: "_Songs, penny a sheet!_"]
-
- Fyne potatos fyn!
- Hote eele pyes!
- Fresh cheese and creame?
- Buy any garlick?
- Buy a longe brush?
- Whyt carots whyt!
- Fyne pomgranats!
- Buy any Russes?
- Hats or caps to dress?
- Wood to cleave?
- Pins of the Maker!
- Any sciruy gras?
- Any cornes to pick?
- Buy any parsnips?
- Hot codlinges hot!
- Buy all my soales?
- Good morrow m.
- Buy any cocumber?
- New thornebacke!
- Fyne oate cakes!
-
-From all this it will be seen that merchandise of almost every
-description was formerly "carried and cried" in the streets. When shops
-were little more than open shanties, the apprentice's cry of "What d'ye
-lack, what d'ye lack, my masters?" was often accompanied by a running
-description of the goods on sale, together with personal remarks,
-complimentary or otherwise, to likely and unlikely buyers.
-
-A very puzzling London Cry, yet at one time a very common one, was "A
-tormentor for your fleas!"[6] What the instrument so heralded could have
-been, one can but dimly guess. A contributor to _Fraser's Magazine_,
-tells us that in a collection of London Cries appended to Thomas
-Heywood's _Rape of Lucrece_ (1608), he gives us this one: "Buy a very
-fine mouse-trap, or a tormentor for your fleaes;" and the cry of the
-mouse-trap man in Ben Jonson's Bartholomew Fair (1614), is, "Buy a
-mouse-trap, a mouse-trap, or a tormentor for a flea." The flea-trap is
-also alluded to in _The Bonduca_ of Beaumont and Fletcher, and in
-_Travels of Twelve-Pence_, by Taylor, the Water Poet; and it reappears
-in a broadside in the Roxburgh Collection of Ballads, "The Common Cries
-of London" [dated 1662, but probably written a hundred years earlier]:
-"Buy a trap, a mouse-trap, a torment for the fleas!" When the great Bard
-of the Lake School was on a tour, he made a call at an inn where Shelley
-happened to be; but the conversation, which the young man would fain
-have turned to philosophy and poetry and art, was almost confined to the
-elder poet's prosaic description of his dog as "an excellent flea-trap."
-It may be assumed that fleas were plentiful when this cry was in vogue;
-and it may have been that the trap was part of the (undressed?) skin of
-an animal with the hair left on, in which fleas would naturally take
-refuge, drowning, perhaps, being their ultimate fate. But all this is
-mere conjecture.
-
-It was unlikely that so close an observer of London life as Addison
-should leave unnoticed the Cries of London; and the _Spectator_ is
-interspersed with occasional allusions to them. In No. ccli. we read:
-"There is nothing which more astonishes a Foreigner, and frights a
-Country Squire, than the Cries of London. My good Friend Sir ROGER often
-declares that he cannot get them out of His Head, or go to sleep for
-them, the first Week that he is in Town. On the contrary, WILL HONEYCOMB
-calls them the _Ramage de la Ville_, and prefers them to the Sounds of
-Larks and Nightingales, with all the Musick of the Fields and Woods."
-
-In Steele's comedy of _The Funeral_, Trim tells some ragged soldiers,
-"There's a thousand things you might do to help out about this town, as
-to cry Puff-Puff Pyes; have you any Knives or Scissors to grind? or late
-in an evening, whip from _Grub Street_ strange and bloody News from
-_Flanders_; Votes from the House of Commons; Buns, rare Buns; Old Silver
-Lace, Cloaks, Sutes or Coats; Old Shoes, Boots or Hats."
-
-Gay, too, who, in his microscopic lyric of the streets, _Trivia_,
-omitted little, thus sings of various street cries:--
-
- Now Industry awakes her busy sons;
- Full charged with News the breathless hawker runs;
- Shops open, coaches roll, carts shake the ground,
- And all the streets with passing cries resound.
-
- * * * * *
-
-[Illustration: "_Buy a doll, Miss?_"]
-
- When all the Mall in leafy ruin lies,
- And damsels first renew their Oyster cries.
-
- * * * * *
-
- When small coal murmurs in the hoarser throat,
- From smutty dangers guard thy threatn'd coat.
-
- * * * * *
-
- What though the gathering mire thy feet besmear,
- The voice of Industry is always near.
- Hark! the boy calls thee to his destined stand,
- And the shoe shines beneath his oily hand.
-
-Sadly he tells the tale of a poor Apple girl who lost her life on the
-frozen Thames:--
-
- Doll every day had walk'd these treacherous roads;
- Her neck grew warpt beneath autumnal loads
- Of various fruit: she now a basket bore;
- That head, alas! shall basket bear no more.
- Each booth she frequent past, in quest of gain,
- And boys with pleasure heard her shrilling strain.
- Ah, Doll! all mortals must resign their breath,
- And industry itself submit to death!
- The cracking crystal yields; she sinks, she dies,
- Her head chopt off from her lost shoulders flies;
- _Pippins_ she cry'd; but death her voice confounds;
- And _pip_, _pip_, _pip_, along the ice resounds.
-
-Street cries have, before now, been made the vehicle for Political
-Caricature, notably in _The Pedlars, or Scotch Merchants of London_
-(1763) attributed to the Marquis Townshend, which has particular
-reference to Lord Bute. Eliminating the political satire, we get a long
-list of street cries. The pedlars march two and two, carrying, of
-course, their wares with them. The vendors of food are numerous. One
-calls out "Dumplings, ho!" another, who carries a large can, wishes to
-know "Who'l have a dip and a wallop for a bawbee?"[A] Then come "Hogs
-Puddings;" "Wall Fleet Oysters;" "New Mackrel;" "Sevil Oranges and
-Lemons;" "Barcelona Philberts;" "Spanish Chestnuts;" "Ripe Turkey Figs;"
-"Heart Cakes;" "Fine Potatoes;" "New-born Eggs, 8 a groat;" "Bolognia
-Sausages." Miscellaneous wants are met with "Weather Cocks for little
-Scotch Courtiers;" "Bonnets for to fit English heads;" "Laces all a
-halfpenny a piece;" "Ribbons a groat a yard;" "Fine Pomatum;" "Buy my
-Wash Balls, Gemmen and Ladies;" "Fine Black Balls" (Blacking); "Buy a
-Flesh Brush;" "Buy my Brooms;" "Buy any Saveall or Oeconomy Pans,
-Ladies;" "Water for the Buggs;"[7] "Buy my pack-thread;" "Hair or
-Combings" (for the manufacture of Wigs); "Any Kitchen Stuff;" "Buy my
-Matches."
-
-Addison accuses the London street criers of cultivating the
-accomplishment of crying their wares so as not to be understood; and in
-that curious medley of _bons-mots_ and biographical sketches, "The
-Olio," by Francis Grose,--dated 1796, but written probably some twenty
-years earlier,--the author says, "The variety of cries uttered by the
-retailers of different articles in the streets of London make no
-inconsiderable part in its novelty to strangers and foreigners. An
-endeavour to guess at the goods they deal in through the medium of
-language would be a vain attempt, as few of them convey any articulate
-sound. It is by their tune and the time of day that the modern cries of
-London are to be discriminated."
-
-J. T. Smith says that the no longer heard cry of "Holloway Cheese-Cakes"
-was pronounced "_All my Teeth Ache_;" and an old woman who sold mutton
-dumplings in the neighbourhood of Gravel Lane called, "_Hot Mutton
-Trumpery_;" while a third crier, an old man who dealt in brick-dust,
-used to shout something that sounded exactly like "_Do you want a lick
-on the head?_" Another man--a vendor of chickweed--brayed like an ass;
-while a stentorian bawler, who was described as a great nuisance,
-shouted "Cat's Meat," though he sold cabbages.
-
-Indeed, some of the cries in our own day would appear to be just as
-difficult to distinguish. A lady tells me that in a poor district she
-regularly visits, the coal-cart man cries: "I'm on the woolsack!" but
-what he means is, "Fine Wallsend Coal!" The philologist will find the
-pronunciation of the peripatetic Cockney vendor of useful and amusing
-trifles--almost invariably penn'orths, by the way--worthy of careful
-study. Here are a couple of phonetically rendered examples: "Bettnooks,
-a penny fer two, two frer penny." [Button hooks, a penny for two, two
-for a penny.] "En endy shoo-awn frer penny." [A handy shoe-horn for a
-penny.]
-
-Amongst the twelve etched London Cries "done from the life" by Paul
-Sandby, in 1766, and now scarce, are the following curious examples:--
-
-My pretty little gimy [smart] tarter for a halfpenny stick, or a penny
-stick, or a stick to beat your Wives or Dust your cloths!
-
-Memorandum books a penny a-piece of the poor blind. God bless you. Pity
-the blind!
-
-Do you want any spoons--hard metal spoons? Have you any old brass or
-pewter to sell or change?
-
-All fire and no smoke. A very good flint or a very good steel. Do you
-want a good flint or steel?
-
-Any tripe, or neat's foot or calf's-foot, or trotters, ho! Hearts, Liver
-or Lights!
-
-The simplers, or herb-gatherers, who were at one time numerous, supplied
-the herb-shops in Covent Garden, Fleet, and Newgate Markets. They culled
-from the hedges and brooks not only watercresses, of which London now
-annually consumes about £15,000 worth, but dandelions, scurvy grass,
-nettles, bittersweet, red valerian, cough-grass, feverfew, hedge
-mustard, and a variety of other simples. Notwithstanding the greater
-pungency of the wild variety, preferred on that account, of late years
-watercress-growing has been profitably followed as a branch of market
-gardening. In third-rate "genteel" neighbourhoods, where the family
-purse is seldom too well filled, "Creeses, young watercreeses," varied
-by shrimps or an occasional bloater, would appear to form the chief
-afternoon solace. Towards the end of the last century scurvy-grass was
-highly esteemed; and the best scurvy-grass ale is said to have been sold
-in Covent Garden at the public-house at the corner of Henrietta Street.
-
-The modern dealer in simples, who for a few pence supplies pills and
-potions of a more or less harmless character, calculated for the cure of
-every bodily ailment that afflicts humanity, flourishes in the poorer
-districts of London, and calls himself a herbalist. During the progress
-of an all too short acquaintanceship struck up with a simpler in an
-Essex country lane through the medium of a particularly fragrant and
-soothing herb, the conversation happened on depression of spirits, and
-dandelion tea was declared to be an unfailing specific. "You know, sir,
-bad spirits means that the liver is out of order. The doctors gives you
-a deadly mineral pizen, which they calls blue pill, and it certainly do
-pizen 'em, but then you run the chance of being pizened yerself." A look
-of astonishment caused him to continue. "You've noticed the 'oles in a
-sheep's liver after it's cut up, 'aven't you? Well, them 'oles is caused
-by slugs, and 'uman bein's is infested just the same. So is awsiz
-(horses), but they don't never take no blue pill. Catch 'em! The doctors
-knows all about it, bless yer, but they don't talk so plain as me. _I_
-calls out-of-sort-ishness 'slugs in the liver,' and pizens 'em with
-three penn'rth of dandelion tea, for which I charges thrippence. _They_
-calls it 'sluggishness of the liver,' and pizens 'em with a penn'rth of
-blue pill, for which they charges a guinea, and as often as not they
-pizens the patient too." What a mine of "copy" that simple simpler would
-have proved to a James Payn or a Walter Besant!
-
-The following at one time popular and often reprinted lines, to the tune
-of "The Merry Christ Church Bells," are from the Roxburgh Collection of
-Ballads:
-
- Here's fine rosemary, sage and thyme.
- Come and buy my ground ivy.
- Here's fetherfew, gilliflowers, and rue.
- Come buy my knotted marjorum ho!
- Come buy my mint, my fine green mint.
- Here's lavender for your cloaths,
- Here's parsley and winter savory,
- And heartsease which all do choose.
- Here's balm and hissop and cinquefoil,
- All fine herbs, it is well known.
- Let none despise the merry, merry wives
- Of famous London town.
-
- Here's pennyroyal and marygolds,
- Come buy my nettle-tops.
- Here's watercresses and scurvy grass.
- Come buy my sage of virtue, ho!
- Come buy my wormwood and mugwort.
- Here's all fine herbs of every sort,
- And southernwood that's very good,
- Dandelion and horseleek.
- Here's dragon's tongue and horehound.
- Let none despise the merry, merry wives
- Of famous London town.
-
-Less characteristic is an old undated penny ballad from which we cull
-the following lines:--
-
- Wood, three bundles a penny, all dried deal;
- Now, who'll buy a good flint or steel?
- Buy a walking stick, a good ash stump;
- Hearthstone, pretty maids, a penny a lump.
- Fine mackrel; penny a plateful sprats;
- Dog's meat, marm, to feed your cats?
-
-The cry of Saloop, a favourite drink of the young bloods of a hundred
-and fifty years back, conveys no meaning to the present generation.
-Considered as a sovereign cure for drunkenness, and pleasant withal,
-saloop, first sold at street corners, where it was consumed principally
-about the hour of midnight, eventually found its way into the coffee
-houses. The ingredients used in the preparation of this beverage were of
-several kinds--sassafras, and plants of the genus known by the simplers
-as cuckoo-flowers, being the principal among them. Saloop finally
-disappeared some five and twenty years ago.
-
-The watchman cried the time every half hour. In addition to a lantern
-and rattle, he was armed with a stout stick. T. L. Busby, who in 1819
-illustrated "The Costumes of the Lower Orders of London," tells us that
-in March the watchman began his rounds at eight in the evening, and
-finished them at six in the morning. From April to September his hours
-were from ten till five; and from November to the end of February,
-twelve till seven. During the darkest months there was an extra watch
-from six to twelve, and extra patrols of sergeants walked over the beats
-at intervals.
-
-One of London's best known characters, the Waterman, does not appear to
-have adopted a cry; or, if he did, no mention of it can be found. But a
-correspondent of _Notes and Queries_ (5th S. I. May 2, 1874) says: "I
-heard this verse of a very old (waterman's) song from a very old
-gentleman on the occasion of the last overflow of the Thames:--
-
- "'Twopence to London Bridge, threepence to the Strand,
- Fourpence, Sir, to Whitehall Stairs, or else you'll go by land.'"
-
-The point of departure, however, is not given.
-
- "Fine Tie or a fine Bob, Sir!" According to Hone,
-
-this was the cry in vogue at a time when everybody, old and young, wore
-wigs.[8] The price of a common one was a guinea, and every journeyman
-had a new
-
-[Illustration: "_Past one o'clock, an' a fine morning!_"]
-
-one every year; each apprentice's indenture stipulating, in the language
-of the officials who are still wig-wearers, that his master should find
-him in "one good and sufficient wig, yearly, and every year, for, and
-during, and unto, the expiration of the full end and term of his
-apprenticeship." A verse of the time tells us:--
-
- Full many a year in Middle Row has this old barber been,
- Which those who often that way go have full as often seen;
- Bucks, jemmies, coxcombs, bloods and beaux, the lawyer, the divine,
- Each to this reverend tonsor goes to purchase wigs so fine.
-
-"Buy my rumps and burrs!" is a cry requiring a word of explanation.
-Before the skins of the newly flayed oxen were consigned to the tanner,
-the inside of the ear, called the burr, and the fleshy part of the tail
-were removed, and when seasoned and baked are said to have formed a
-cheap and appetising dish.
-
-Ned Ward, the author of that curious work, "The London Spy" (1703),
-alludes to the melancholy ditty of "Hot baked Wardens [pears], and
-Pippins;" and, in describing the amusements of Bartholomew Fair, states
-that in leaving a booth he was assailed with "Will you buy a Mouse Trap
-or a Rat Trap? Will you buy a Cloath Brush, or Hat Brush, or a Comb
-Brush?" The writer possesses a very curious old scenic aquatint print in
-the form of a fan mount, representing Bartholomew Fair in 1721. The
-following descriptive matter is printed in the semicircular space under
-the fan:--
-
- "BARTHOLOMEW FAIR, 1721.
-
- This fair was granted by Henry the 1st, to one Rahere, a witty and
- pleasant gentleman of his Court, in aid and for the support of an
- Hospital, Priory, and Church, dedicated to St. Bartholomew, which
- he built in repentance of his former profligacy and folly. The
- succeeding Priors claimed, by certain Charters, to have a Fair
- every year, during three days: viz., on the Eve, the Day, and on
- the Morrow of St. Bartholomew. At this period the Clothiers of
- England, and drapers of London, kept their Booths and Standings
- there, and a Court of Piepouder was held daily for the settlement
- of all Debts and Contracts. About the year 1721, when the present
- interesting View of this popular Fair was taken, the Drama was
- considered of some importance, and a series of minor although
- regular Pieces were acted in its various Booths. At Lee and
- Harper's the Siege of Berthulia is performing, in which is
- introduced the Tragedy of Holifernis. Persons of Rank were also its
- occasional visitors, and the figure on the right is supposed to be
- that of Sir Robert Walpole, then Prime Minister. Fawkes, the famous
- conjuror, forms a conspicuous feature, and is the only portrait of
- him known to exist. The remaining amusements are not unlike those
- of our day, except in the articles of Hollands and Gin, with which
- the lower orders were then accustomed to indulge, unfettered by
- licence or excise."
-
-Amongst the numerous figures represented on the fan mount, but not
-mentioned by its publisher, Mr. Setchel, is that of the crier of apples,
-whose basket is piled high with tempting fruit. Another woman has charge
-of a barrow laden with pears as big as pumpkins; and a couple of
-oyster-women, whose wares are on the same gigantic scale, are evidently
-engaged in a hot wrangle. Although foreign to our subject, it may be
-mentioned that the statement as to the portrait of Fawkes the conjuror
-being the only one known, is incorrect.
-
- Let not the ballad singer's shrilling strain
- Amid the swarm thy listening ear detain:
- Guard well thy pocket, for these syrens stand
- To aid the labours of the diving hand;
-
-[Illustration:
-
- "_Ye maidens and men, come for what you lack,_
- _And buy the fair Ballads I have in my pack._"
- --Pedlar's Lamentation.
-]
-
- Confederate in the cheat, they draw the throng,
- And Cambric handkerchiefs reward the song.
-
-A state of things very graphically delineated in another print of
-"Barthelemew Fair" (1739), where a ballad singer is roaring out a
-_caveat against cut purses_ whilst a pick-pocket is operating on one of
-his audience.
-
-The old cry of "Marking Irons" has died out. The letters were cast in
-iron, and sets of initials were made up and securely fixed in
-long-handled iron boxes. The marking irons were heated and impressed as
-a proof of ownership.
-
- Hence ladders, bellows, tubs, and pails,
- Brooms, benches, and what not,
- Just as the owner's taste prevails,
- Have his initials got.
-
-"My name and your name, your father's name and mother's name."
-
-Hone says: "I well remember to have heard this cry when a boy. The
-type-seller composed my own name for me, which I was thereby enabled to
-imprint on paper with common writing-ink. I think it has become wholly
-extinct within the last ten years."
-
-Amongst later prints of the London Cries, none are at present so highly
-prized as the folio set engraved in the early part of this century by
-Schiavonetti and others after Wheatley. Treated in the sentimentally
-pretty style of the period, they make, when framed, wall decorations
-which accord well with the prevailing old-fashioned furniture. If in
-good condition, the set of twelve will now readily fetch £20 at
-Christie's; and if coloured, £30 would not be considered too high a
-price, though five-and-twenty years ago they might easily have been
-picked up for as many shillings. Their titles are as follows:--
-
- Knives, scissors, and razors to grind!
- Old chairs to mend!
- Milk below, maids!
- Strawberrys, scarlet strawberrys!
- Two bundles a penny, primroses, two bundles a penny!
- Do you want any matches?
- Round and sound, fivepence a pound, Duke cherries!
- Sweet China oranges!
- Hot spiced gingerbread, smoking hot!
- Fresh gathered peas, young Hastings!
- A new love song, only a halfpenny apiece!
- Turnips and carrots, oh!
-
-In connection with the last cry, here is Dr. Johnson's humorous
-reference thereto:--
-
- If the man who turnips cries,
- Cry not when his father dies,
- 'Tis a proof that he had rather
- Have a turnip than a father!
-
-The modern bootblack with his "Clean yer boots, shine 'em, sir?" is the
-successor of the obsolete shoeblack, whose stock-in-trade consisted of
-liquid blacking, an old wig for removing dust or wet, a knife for use on
-very muddy days, and brushes. Towards the end of the last century,
-Finsbury Square--then an open field--was a favourite place for
-shoeblacks, who intercepted the city merchants and their clerks in their
-daily walks to and from their residences in the villages of Islington
-and Hoxton. At that time tight breeches and shoes were worn; and the
-shoeblack was careful not to smear the buckles or soil the fine white
-stockings of his patrons. In a print of this period the cry is "Japan
-your shoes, your honour?" Cake blacking, introduced by that famous, but,
-as regards the last mentioned, somewhat antagonistic trio, Day, Martin,
-and Warren, "the most poetical of blacking makers and most transparent
-of poets," which was quickly taken into general use, snuffed out the
-shoeblack; and from about 1820 until the time of the first Exhibition in
-1851, when the shoeblack brigade in connection
-
-[Illustration: '_Fresh and sweet!_']
-
-with ragged schools was started, London may be said to have blacked its
-own boots.
-
-[Illustration: "_Fresh Cabbidge!_"]
-
-Bill Sykes the costermonger, or "costard"-monger, as he was originally
-called from his trade of selling apples, now flourishes under
-difficulties. What with the envious complaints of the small shopkeepers
-whom he undersells, and the supercilious rebuffs of the policeman who
-keeps him dodging about and always "on the move," Bill has a hard time
-of it indeed. Yet he is distinctly a benefactor to the poorer portion of
-humanity. He changes his cry with the stock on his barrow. He will
-invest one day in pine-apples, when there is a glut of them--perhaps a
-little over-ripe--in Pudding Lane; and in stentorian voice will then
-make known his willingness to exchange slices for a halfpenny each, or
-a whole one for sixpence. On other days it may be apples, or oranges,
-fish, vegetables, photographs, or even tortoises; the latter being
-popularly supposed to earn a free, if uncomfortable, passage to this
-country in homeward-bound ships as wedges to keep the cargo from
-shifting in the hold. It is not often that goods intended for the
-thriving shopkeeper find their way to the barrow of the costermonger.
-Some time ago amber-tipped cherry or briar-wood pipes were freely
-offered and as freely bought in the streets at a penny each. Suddenly
-the supply stopped; for the unfortunate wholesale dealer in Houndsditch,
-who might have known better, had mistaken "dozen" for "gross" in his
-advice; and at 6_s._ 6_d._ per gross the pipes could readily be retailed
-for a penny each; whereas at the cost price of 6_s._ 6_d._ a dozen, one
-shilling ought to have been asked. It seems that not only did the
-importer imagine that the amber mouthpieces were imitation, but Bill
-Sykes also thought he was "doing" the public when he announced them as
-real.
-
-In the present race of street criers there are tricksters in a small
-way; as, for instance, the well known character who picks up a living by
-selling a bulky-looking volume of songs. His long-drawn and never varied
-cry of "Three un-derd an' fif-ty songs for a penny!" is really "Three
-under fifty songs for a penny." The book is purposely folded very
-loosely so as to bulk well; but a little squeezing reduces it to the
-thickness of an ordinary tract. Street criers are honest enough,
-however, in the main. If vegetables are sometimes a little stale, or
-fruit is suspiciously over-ripe, they do not perhaps feel absolutely
-called upon to mention these facts; but they give bouncing penn'orths,
-and their clients are generally shrewd enough to take good care of
-themselves. Petty thieves of the area-sneak type use well-known cries as
-a blind while pursuing their real calling,--match-selling often serving
-as an opportunity for pilfering. Blacker sheep than these there are; but
-fortunately one does not often come across them. Walking one foggy
-afternoon towards dusk along the Bayswater Road, I was accosted by a
-shivering and coatless vagabond who offered a tract. Wishing to shake
-off so unsavoury a companion, I attempted to cross the road, but a few
-yards from the kerb he barred farther progress "Sixpence, Sir, only
-sixpence; I _must_ have sixpence!" and as he spoke he bared a huge arm
-knotted like a blacksmith's. Raising a fist to match, he more than once
-shot it out unpleasantly near, exhibiting every time he did so an
-eruption of biceps perfectly appalling in its magnitude. That tract is
-at home somewhere.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- "_Antique Ballads, sung to crowds of old,
- _Now cheaply bought at thrice their weight in gold._"
-]
-
-There are persons in London who get their living by manufacturing
-amusing or useful penny articles, with which they supply the wholesale
-houses in Houndsditch, who in turn find their customers in the hawkers
-and street criers. The principal supply, however, is imported from the
-Continent at prices against which English labour cannot compete. Soon
-forgotten, each novelty has its day, and is cried in a different manner.
-Until the law stepped in and put a stop to the sale, the greatest
-favourite on public holidays was the flexible metal tube containing
-scented water, which was squirted into the faces of passers-by with
-strict impartiality and sometimes with blinding effect.
-
-"All the fun of the fair,"--a wooden toy which, when drawn smartly down
-the back or across the shoulders, emits a sound as if the garment were
-being rent--ranks perhaps second in the estimation of 'Arry and Emma
-Ann--she generally gets called Emma Ran--when out for a holiday. "The
-Fun of the Fair" is always about on public holidays, illuminations, Lord
-Mayor's day, and in fact whenever people are drawn out of doors in, such
-multitudes that the pathways are insufficient to hold the slowly moving
-and densely packed human stream, which perforce slops over and amicably
-disputes possession of the road with the confused and struggling mass
-of vehicles composed of everything that goes on wheels. A real Malacca
-cane, the smallest Bible in the world, a Punch and Judy squeaker, a bird
-warbler, a gold watch and chain, and Scotch bagpipes, are, with numerous
-others, at present popular and tempting penn'orths; while the cry of "A
-penny for shillin' 'lusterated magazine"--the epitaph on countless
-unsuccessful literary ventures--seems to many an irresistible
-attraction.
-
-In connection with 'Arry, the chief producer of street noises, it may be
-questioned whether London is now much better off than it was before the
-passing of the Elizabethan Statutes of the Streets, by which citizens
-were forbidden, under pain of imprisonment, to blow a horn in the night,
-or to whistle after the hour of nine o'clock p.m. Sudden outcries in the
-still of the night, and the making of any affray, or the beating of
-one's wife--the noise rather than the brutality appears to have been
-objected to--were also specially forbidden. If this old Act is still on
-the Statute-book, it is none the less a dead letter. Our streets are now
-paraded by companies of boys or half-grown men who delight in punishing
-us by means of that blatant and horribly noisy instrument of dissonant,
-unchangeable chords, the German concertina. In many neighbourhoods
-sleep is rendered, until the early hours, impossible by men and women
-who find their principal and unmolested amusement in the shouting of
-music-hall songs, with an intermittent accompaniment of shriekings.
-Professional street music of all kinds requires more stringent
-regulation; and that produced by perambulating amateurs might with
-advantage be well-nigh prohibited altogether. The ringing of Church
-bells in the grey of the morning, and the early habits of the
-chanticleer, are often among the disadvantages of a closely populated
-neighbourhood. Nor are these street noises the only nuisance of the
-kind. London walls and partitions are nearly all thin, and a person
-whose neighbour's child is in the habit of practising scale exercises or
-"pieces," should clearly have the right to require the removal of the
-piano a foot or so from the wall, which would make all the difference
-between dull annoyance and distracting torment.
-
-But we are wandering, and wandering into a dismal bye-way. Returning to
-our subject, it is impossible to be melancholy in the presence of the
-facetious salesman of the streets, with his unfailing native wit. Hone
-tells us of a mildly humorous character, one "Doctor Randal," an
-orange-seller, who varied the description of his fruit as circumstances
-and occasions
-
-[Illustration: "_Stinking Fish!_"]
-
-demanded; as "Oratorio oranges," and so on. A jovial rogue whose beat
-extends to numerous courts and alleys on either side of Fleet Street,
-regularly and unblushingly cries, "Stinking Shrimps," and by way of
-addenda, "Lor, _'ow_ they do stink to-day, to be sure!" His little joke
-is almost as much relished as his shrimps and bloaters, and they appear
-to be always of the freshest. Were it not that insufficient clothing and
-an empty stomach are hardly conducive thereto, the winter cry so
-generally heard after a fall of snow, "Sweep yer door away, mum?" might
-fairly be credited to an attempt at facetiousness under difficulties,
-while the grave earnestness of the mirth-provoking cry of the Cockney
-boot-lace man, "Lice, lice, penny a pair boot-lice!" is strong evidence
-that he has no thought beyond turning the largest possible number of
-honest pennies in the shortest possible space of time.
-
-A search in our collection of books and ballads for London Cries,
-humorous in themselves, discovers but two,--
-
-"Jaw-work, up and under jaw-work, a whole pot for a halfpenny,
-hazel-nuts!"
-
-and--
-
-"New laid eggs, eight a groat--crack 'em and try 'em!"
-
-A somewhat ghastly form of facetiousness was a favourite one with a
-curious City character, now defunct. He was a Jew who sold a nameless
-toy--a dried pea loose in a pill box, which was fastened to a
-horse-hair, and on being violently twirled, emitted a vibratory hum that
-could be heard for some distance. Unless his unvarying cry, "On'y a
-'a'penny," brought buyers to the fore, he gave vent to frequent
-explosions of strange and impious language, which never failed to
-provoke the merriment of the passer-by.
-
-Among the many living City characters is the man--from his burr
-evidently a Northumbrian--who sells boot laces. His cry is, "Boot
-laces--AND the boot laces." This man also has a temper. If sales are
-
-[Illustration: "_New laid eggs, eight a groat--crack 'em and try
-'em!_"]
-
-slow, as they not uncommonly are, his cry culminates in a storm of
-muttered abuse; after which mental refreshment he calmly proceeds as
-before, "The boot laces--AND the boot laces." Most of us know by sight
-the penny Jack-in-the-box seller, whose cry, as Jack pops up, on the
-spring of the lid being released, is a peculiar double squeak, emitted
-without movement of the lips. The cry is supposed to belong to the
-internal economy of the toy, and to be a part of the penn'orth; but,
-alas! Jack, once out of the hands of his music-master, is voiceless. The
-numerous street sellers of pipe and cigar lights must have a hard time
-of it. Following the lucifer match, with its attendant choking
-sulphurous fumes, came the evil-smelling, thick, red-tipped, brown paper
-slip charged with saltpetre, so that it should smoulder without flaming.
-These slips, in shape something like a row of papered pins, were divided
-half through and torn off as required. Like the brimstone match which
-preceded, and the Vesuvian which followed, these lights (which were sold
-in the shops at a penny a box, but in the streets at two and sometimes
-three boxes for the same sum) utterly spoilt the flavour of a cigar;
-hence the superiority of the now dominant wax vestas. The matches of a
-still earlier period were long slips of dry wood smeared at either end
-with brimstone.
-
-[Illustration: _Rowlandson Delin 1819_
-
-"_Letters for post?_"]
-
-They would neither "light only on the box," nor off it, unless aided by
-the uncertain and always troublesome flint, steel, and tinder, or the
-direct application of flame. "Clean yer pipe; pipe-cleaner, a penny for
-two!" is a cry seldom absent from the streets. The pipe-cleaner is a
-thin, flexible, double-twisted wire, about a foot long, with short
-bristles interwoven at one end, and now, "when everybody smokes who
-doesn't," the seller is sure of a more or less constant trade.
-
-The buyers of the so-called penny ices sold in the London streets during
-the summer months are charged only a halfpenny; and the numerous
-vendors, usually Italians, need no cry; for the street _gamins_ and
-errand boys buzz around their barrows like flies about a sugar barrel.
-For obvious reasons, spoons are not lent. The soft and half-frozen
-delicacy is consumed by the combined aid of tongue and fingers.
-Parti-coloured Neapolitan ices, vended by unmistakable natives of
-Whitechapel or the New Cut, whose curious cry of "'Okey Pokey"
-originated no one knows how, have lately appeared in the streets. Hokey
-Pokey is of a firmer make and probably stiffer material than the penny
-ice of the Italians, which it rivals in public favour; and it is built
-up of variously flavoured layers. Sold in halfpenny and also penny
-paper-covered
-
-[Illustration: "_Knives and Scissors to Grind?_"]
-
-squares, kept until wanted in a circular metal refrigerating pot
-surrounded by broken ice, Hokey Pokey has the advantage over its rival
-eaten from glasses, inasmuch as it can be carried away by the purchaser
-and consumed at leisure. Besides being variously flavoured, Hokey Pokey
-is dreadfully sweet, dreadfully cold, and hard as a brick. It is
-whispered that the not unwholesome Swede turnip, crushed into pulp, has
-been known to form its base, in lieu of more expensive supplies from the
-cow, whose complex elaboration of cream from turnips is thus
-unceremoniously abridged.
-
-Another summer cry recalls to memory a species of house decoration,
-which we may hope is rapidly becoming a thing of the past. "Ornaments
-for yer fire stoves," are usually either cream-tinted willow shavings,
-brightened by the interspersion of a few gold threads, or mats thickly
-covered with rose-shaped bows and streamers of gaily-coloured tissue
-papers. Something more ornate, and not always in better taste, is now
-the fashion; the trade therefore has found its way from the streets to
-the shops, and the old cry, "Ornaments for yer fire stoves," is likely
-to be seldomer heard.
-
-Many of the old cries, dying out elsewhere, may still be familiar,
-however, in the back streets of second
-
-[Illustration: "_O' Clo!_"]
-
-[Illustration: "_Dust, O!_"]
-
-and third rate neighbourhoods. The noisy bell[9] of the privileged
-muffin-man can hardly be counted; but "dust, O,"--the dustman's bell is
-almost a thing of the past--"knives and scissors,"--pronounced
-sitthers--"to grind," "chairs to mend," "cat's and dawg's meat," the
-snapped-off short "o' clo" of the Jewish dealer in left-off garments,
-"fine warnuts, penny for ten, all cracked," "chestnuts all 'ot," "fine
-ripe strawberries," "rabbit or 'air skins," "fine biggaroon cherries,"
-"fine oranges, a penny for three," and many others, are still shouted in
-due season by leathern-lunged itinerant traders. The "O' clo" man is
-nearly always historically represented, as in the Catnach illustration,
-wearing
-
-[Illustration: "_Cat's and Dog's Meat!_"]
-
-several hats; but, though he may often be met with more than one in his
-possession, he is now seldom seen with more than one on his head.
-Calling the price before the quantity, though quite a recent innovation,
-or more probably the revival of an old style, is almost universal. The
-cry of "Fine warnuts, ten a penny," is now "A penny for ten, fine
-warnuts," or "A penny for 'arf a score, fine warnuts."
-
-The cat's meat man has never, like some of his colleagues, aspired to
-music, but apparently confines himself to the one strident monosyllable.
-It has been stated, by the way, that the London cats, of which it seems
-there are at present some 350,000, annually consume £100,000 worth of
-boiled horse. Daintily presented on a skewer, pussy's meat is eaten
-without salt; but, being impossible of verification, the statistics
-presented in the preceding sentence may be taken with a grain.
-
-"Soot" or "Sweep, ho!" The sweep, accompanied by two or three
-thinly-clad, half-starved, and generally badly-treated apprentices, who
-ascended the chimneys and acted as human brushes, turned out in old
-times long before daylight. It was owing to the exertions of the
-philanthropist, Mr. Jonas Hanway, and before the invention of the
-jointed chimney sweeping machine, that an Act was passed at the
-beginning of
-
-[Illustration:
-
-BY
-ROYAL APPOINTMENT
-
-_J. W. EVANS_
-
-SHORT'S GARDENS--DRURY LANE
-
- _Famleys owning_
-Fresh _Cats & Dogs_ Tripe
-Boiled and
-Paunshes Waited on daily and regler. Taters
-once a ============== Cart
-fortnite NO CREDDIT kept
-]
-
-[Illustration: "_Sw-e-e-p!_"]
-
-this century, providing that every chimney-sweeper's apprentice should
-wear a brass plate in front of his cap, with the name and abode of his
-master engraved thereon. The boys were accustomed to beg for food and
-money in the streets; but by means of the badges, the masters were
-traced, and an improvement in the general condition of the apprentices
-followed. But the early morning is still disturbed by the long-drawn
-cry, "Sw-e-e-p." This, and the not unmusical "ow-oo," of the jodeling
-milkman--all that is left of "milk below maids,"--the London milk-maids
-are usually strongly-built Irish or Welsh girls--and the tardier and
-rather too infrequent "dust-o" are amongst the few unsuppressed Cries of
-London-town. They are tolerated and continued because they are
-convenient, and from a vague sense of prescriptive right dear to the
-heart of an Englishman.
-
-[Illustration: "_Ow-oo!_"]
-
-Until quite recently, the flower girls at the Royal Exchange--decent and
-well-behaved Irishwomen who work hard for an honest living--were
-badgered and driven about by the police. They are now allowed to collect
-and pursue their calling in peace by the Wellington statue, where their
-cry, "Buy a flower, sir," is heard, whatever the weather, all the year
-round. "Speshill 'dishun, 'orrible railway haccident," the outcome of an
-advanced civilization, is a cry that was unknown to our forefathers. Our
-forebears had often to pay a shilling for a newspaper, and the newsman
-made known his progress through the streets by sound of tin trumpet: as
-shown in Rowlandson's graphic illustration, a copy of the newspaper was
-carried in the hatband.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- _Rowlandson Delin. 1819._
-
-"_Great News!_"]
-
-"C'gar lights, 'ere y'ar, sir; 'apenny a box," and "Taters all 'ot,"
-also belong to the modern school of London Cries; while the piano-organ
-is a fresh infliction in connection with the new order of street noises.
-And although a sort of portable penthouse was used in remote times for
-screening from heat and rain, the ribbed and collapsible descendant
-thereof did not come into general use much before the opening of the
-present century; hence the cry, "Any umbrellas-termend," may properly be
-classed as a modern one.
-
-In the crowded streets of modern London the loudest and most persistent
-cry is that of the omnibus conductor--"Benk," "Chairin' Krauss,"
-"Pic'dilly"; or it may be, "Full inside," or "'Igher up"; to which the
-cabman's low-pitched and persuasive "Keb, sir?"--he is afraid to ply too
-openly for hire--plays an indifferent second. Judging from Rowlandson's
-illustration, his predecessor the hackney coachman shared cabby's
-sometimes too pointedly worded objection to a strictly legal fare.
-
-The "under-street" Cries heard in our own time at the various stations
-on the railway enveloping London, in what by courtesy is termed a
-circle--the true shape would puzzle a mathematician to define--form an
-interesting study. While a good many of the porters
-
-[Illustration:
-
- _Rowlandson Delin. 1819._
-
-"_Wot d'yer call that?_"]
-
-are recruited from the country, it is a curious fact that in calling the
-names of the various "sty-shuns" they mostly settle down--perhaps from
-force of association "downt-tcher-now"--into one dead level of Cockney
-pronunciation.
-
-As one seldom realizes that there is anything wrong with one's own way
-of speaking, pure-bred Cockneys may be expected to quarrel with the
-phonetic rendering given; however, as Dr. James Cantlie, in his
-interesting and recently published "Degeneration amongst Londoners,"[10]
-tells us that a pure-bred Cockney is a _rara avis_ indeed, the
-quarrelsomely inclined may not be numerous, and they may be reminded
-that the writer is not alone in his ideas as to Cockney pronunciation.
-Appended to Du Maurier's wonderfully powerful picture of "The Steam
-Launch in Venice" (Punch's Almanac, 1882), is the following wording:--
-
- _'Andsome 'Arriet_: "Ow my! if it 'yn't that bloom-in' old Temple
- Bar, as they did aw'y with out o' Fleet Street!"
-
- _Mr. Belleville_ (_referring to Guide-book_): "No, it 'yn't! It's
- the fymous Bridge o' SIGHS, as BYRON
-
- went and stood on; 'im as wrote OUR BOYS, yer know!"
-
- _'Andsome 'Arriet_: "Well, I NEVER! It 'yn't much of a SIZE,
- any'ow!"
-
- _Mr. Belleville_: "'Ear! 'ear! Fustryte!"
-
-This paragraph is from the London _Globe_ of January 26th, 1885:
-"Spelling reformers take notice. The English alphabet--diphthongs and
-all--does not contain any letters which, singly or in combination, can
-convey with accuracy the pronunciation given by the newsboys to the cry,
-'A-blowin' up of the 'Ouses of Parliament!' that rent the air on
-Saturday. The word 'blowin'' is pronounced as if the chief vowel sound
-were something like 'ough' in 'bough'; and even then an 'e' and a 'y'
-ought to be got in somewhere."
-
-There are twenty-seven stations on the London Inner Circle
-Railway--owned by two companies, the Metropolitan and District--and the
-name of one only--Gower Street--is usually pronounced by "thet tchung
-men," the railway porter, as other people pronounce it. ["Emma
-Smith,"[11] while not a main line station, may be cited here simply as a
-good example of Cockney, for 'Arry and 'Arriet are quite incapable of
-any other verbal rendering.] They are cried as follows:--
-
- "South Kenzint'nn."
- "Glawster Rowd."
- (owd as in "loud.")
- "I Street, Kenzint'nn."
- "Nottin' Ill Gite."
- (ite as in "flight.")
- "Queen's Rowd, Bizewater."
- (ize as in "size.")
- "Pride Street, Peddinten."
- "Edge-wer Rowd."
- (by common consent the Cockney refrains from saying "Hedge-wer.")
- "Biker Street."
- "Portland Rowd."
- "Gower Street."
- "King's Krauss."
- (Often abbreviated to "'ng's Krauss.")
- "Ferrinden Street."
- "Oldersgit Street."
- (no preliminary "H.")
- "Mawgit Street."
- "Bish-er-git."
- "Ol'git."
- "Mark Line."
- "Monneym'nt."
- "Kennun Street."
- "Menshun Ouse."
- "Bleckfriars."
- "Tempull."
- ("pull-pull-Tempull.")
- "Chairin' Krauss."
- "Wes'minster."
- (One sometimes hears "Wes'minister": a provincialism.)
- "S'n Jimes-iz Pawk."
- (ime as in "time.")
- "Victaw-ia."
- "Slown Square."
- (own as in "town.")
-
-Country cousins may be reminded that the guiding letters =I= or =O= so
-boldly marked on the tickets issued on the London underground railway,
-and, in the brightest vermilion, as conspicuously painted up in the
-various stations, do not mean "Inner" or "Outer" Circle, but the inner
-and outer lines of rails of the Inner Circle Railway. Though sanctioned
-by Parliament more than twenty years ago, the so-called Outer Circle
-Railway is still incomplete, its present form being that of a
-horse-shoe, with termini at Broad Street and Mansion House, and some of
-its principal stations at Dalston, Willesden, and Addison Road,
-Kensington.
-
-[Illustration: TICKETS MARKED
-
-I☞
-
-THIS WAY]
-
-[Illustration: TICKETS MARKED
-
-☜O
-
-THIS WAY]
-
-It has before been said that everything that could be carried has, at
-some time or other, been sold in the streets; and it follows that an
-approximately complete list of London Cries would reach a very large
-total. From its mere length and sameness such a list would moreover be
-apt to weary the reader; for not all cries have the interest of a
-traditional phrase or intonation which gives notice of the nature of
-the wares, even when the words are rendered unintelligible by the
-necessity of vociferation. But a few of the most constant and curious
-cries may be interesting to note.
-
-[Illustration: "_Hot Spice Gingerbread!_"]
-
- "'Tis all hot, nice smoaking hot!"
- You'll hear his daily cry;
- But if you won't believe, you sot
- You need but taste and try
-
-[Illustration: "_Old Cloaths!_"]
-
- Coats or preeches do you vant?
- Or puckles for your shoes?
- Vatches too me can supply:--
- Me monies von't refuse.
-
-[Illustration: "_Knives to Grind!_"]
-
- Young gentlemen attend my cry,
- And bring forth all your Knives;
- The barbers Razors too I grind;
- Bring out your Scissars, wives.
-
-[Illustration: "_Cabbages O! Turnips!_"]
-
- With mutton we nice turnips eat;
- Beef and carrots never cloy;
- Cabbage comes up with Summer meat,
- With winter nice savoy.
-
- Holloway cheese cakes!
- Large silver eels, a groat a pound, live eels!
- Any New River water, water here?
- Buy a rope of onions, oh?
-
-[Illustration: "_Sand 'O!_"]
-
- Buy a goose?
- Any bellows to mend?
- Who's for a mutton pie or an eel pie?
- Who buys my roasting jacks?
- Sand, ho! buy my nice white sand, ho!
-
-[Illustration: "_Buy a Live Goose?_"]
-
- Buy my firestone?
- Roasted pippins, piping hot!
-
-[Illustration: "_Cherries, O! ripe cherries, O!_"]
-
-A whole market hand for a halfpenny--young radishes, ho!
-
-Sw-e-ep!
-
-[Illustration: COVENT GARDEN.
-
-"_Fine Strawberries!_"]
-
- Brick dust, to-day?
- Door mats, want?
- Hot rolls!
- Rhubarb!
- Buy any clove-water?
- Buy a horn-book?
- Quick (_living_) periwinkles!
- Sheep's trotters, hot!
- Songs, three yards a penny!
- Southernwood that's very good!
- Cherries O! ripe cherries O!
- Cat's and dog's meat!
- Samphire!
- All a-growin', all a-blowin'.
- Lilly white mussels, penny a quart!
- New Yorkshire muffins!
- Oysters, twelvepence a peck!
- Rue, sage, and mint, farthing a bunch!
- Tuppence a hundred, cockles!
- Sweet violets, a penny a bunch!
- Brave Windsor beans!
- Buy my mops, my good wool mops!
- Buy a linnet or a goldfinch?
- Knives, combs, and inkhornes!
- Six bunches a penny, sweet lavender!
- New-laid eggs, eight a groat!
-
-[Illustration: "_Sweet Lavender!_"]
-
- Any wood?
- Hot peas!
- Hot cross buns!
- Buy a broom?
- Old chairs to mend!
- Young lambs to sell!
- Tiddy diddy doll!
- Hearth-stone!
- Buy my nice drops, twenty a penny, peppermint drops!
- Any earthen ware, plates, dishes, or jugs, to-day,--any clothes to
- exchange, Madam?
- Holly O, Mistletoe!
- Buy my windmills for a ha'penny a piece! [a child's toy.]
- Nice Yorkshire cakes!
- Buy my matches, maids, my nice small pointed matches!
- Come, buy my fine myrtles and roses!
- Buy a mop or a broom?
- Hot rolls!
- Will you buy a Beau-pot?
-
-Probably of Norman-French origin, the term "beau-pot" is still in use in
-out-of-the-way country districts, to signify a posy or nosegay, in which
-sweet-smelling herbs and flowers, as rosemary, sweet-briar, balm,
-
-[Illustration: "_Chairs to mend!_"]
-
-roses, carnations, violets, wall-flowers, mignonette, sweet-William, and
-others that we are now pleased to designate "old fashioned," would
-naturally predominate.
-
-[Illustration: "_All a blowin'!_"]
-
-Come buy my sweet-briar!
-
-[Illustration:
-
- _Rowlandson Delin. 1819._
-
-"_Any Earthen Ware; buy a jug or a tea pot?_"]
-
-Any old flint glass or broken bottles for a poor woman to-day?
-
-[Illustration: "_Fresh Oysters! penny a lot!_"]
-
-Sweet primroses, four bunches a penny, primroses!
-
-Black and white heart cherries, twopence a pound, full weight, all round
-and sound!
-
-[Illustration:
-
- _Rowlandson Delin. 1819._
-
-"_Buy my Sweet Roses?_"]
-
-Fine ripe duke cherries, a ha'penny a stick and a penny a stick, ripe
-duke cherries!
-
-Shrimps like prawns, a ha'penny a pot!
-
-Green hastings!
-
-[Illustration: "_Fine large Cucumbers!_"]
-
-Hot pudding!
-
-Pots and kettles to mend!
-
-'Ere's yer toys for girls an' boys!
-
-Brick-dust was carried on the backs of asses and sold for knife-cleaning
-purposes at a penny a quart.
-
-[Illustration: "_'Ere's yer toys for girls an' boys!_"]
-
-The bellows-mender, who sometimes also followed the trade of a tinker,
-carried his tools and apparatus buckled in a leathern bag at his back,
-and practised his profession in any convenient corner of the street.
-
-Door-mats of all shapes were made of rushes or rope, and were sold at
-from sixpence to several shillings each.
-
-The earliest green pea brought to the London market--a dwarf
-variety--was distinguished by the name of Hasteds, Hastens, Hastins, or
-Hastings, and was succeeded by the Hotspur. The name of Hastings was,
-however, indiscriminately given to all peas sold in the streets, and the
-cry of "green Hastings" was heard in every street and alley until peas
-went out of season.
-
-The crier of hair brooms, who usually travelled with a cart, carried a
-supply of brushes, sieves, clothes-horses, lines, and general turnery.
-
- All cleanly folk must like my ware,
- For wood is sweet and clean;
- Time was when platters served Lord Mayor
- And, as I've heard, a Queen.
-
-His cry took the form of the traditional tune "Buy a broom," which may
-even now be occasionally heard--perhaps the last survival of a street
-trade tune--taken
-
-[Illustration:
-
- _Rowlandson Delin. 1819._
-
-"_Curds and Whey!_"]
-
-up separately or in fitful chorus by the men and women of a travelling
-store. The Flemish "Buy a Broom" criers, whose trade is gone, generally
-went in couples or threes. Their figures are described by Hone as
-exactly miniatured in the unpainted wooden doll, shaped the same before
-and behind, and sold in the toy shops for the amusement of the little
-ones. In the comedy of "The Three Ladies of London," printed in quarto
-in Queen Elizabeth's reign (A.D. 1584), is this passage:--
-
-"Enter Conscience with brooms at her back, singing as follows:--
-
- New brooms, green brooms, will you buy any?
- Maydens come quickly, let me take a penny."
-
-Hot rolls, which were sold at one and two a penny, were carried during
-the summer months between the hours of 8 and 9 in the morning, and from
-4 to 6 in the afternoon.
-
- Let Fame puff her trumpet, for muffin and crumpet,
- They cannot compare with my dainty hot rolls;
- When mornings are chilly, sweet Fanny, young Billy,
- Your hearts they will comfort, my gay little souls.
-
-Muffins and crumpets were then, as now, principally cried during the
-winter months.
-
-Hot pudding, sweet, heavy and indigestible, was sold in halfpenny slabs.
-
- Who wants some pudding nice and hot!
- 'Tis now the time to try it;
- Just taken from the smoking pot,
- And taste before you buy it.
-
-The cry "One-a-penny, two-a-penny, _hot_ CROSS BUNS!" which,--now never
-heard from the sellers on Good Friday,--is still part of a child's game,
-remains as one of the best instances of English quantitative metre,
-being repeated in measured time, and not merely by the ordinary accent.
-The rhubarb-selling Turk, who appeared in turban, trousers, and--what
-was then almost unknown amongst civilians--moustaches, was, fifty years
-ago or more, a well known character in the metropolis.
-
-Sand was generally used in London, not only for cleaning kitchen
-utensils, but for sprinkling over uncarpeted floors as a protection
-against dirty footsteps. It was sold by measure--red sand, twopence
-halfpenny, and white a penny farthing per peck. The very melodious
-catch, "White Sand and Grey Sand, Who'll buy my White Sand!" was
-evidently harmonized on the sand-seller's traditional tune.
-
-"Buy a bill of the play!" In the time of our great grandfathers, there
-were no scented programmes, and the peculiar odour of the play-bills was
-not due to the skill of a Rimmel. Vilely printed with the stickiest of
-ink, on the commonest of paper, they were disposed of both in and
-outside the theatre by orange-women, who would give one to a purchaser
-of half a dozen oranges or so. In Hogarth's inimitably amusing and
-characteristic print of _The Laughing Audience_, a couple of robustly
-built orange-women are contending, with well-filled baskets, for the
-favour of a bewigged beau of the period, who appears likely to become an
-easy victim to their persuasions.
-
-"Knives to grind" is still occasionally heard, and the grinder's barrow
-(_vide_ that depicted in Rowlandson's illustration on p. 59), is much
-the same as it was a hundred years ago. At the beginning of the century
-the charge for grinding and setting scissors was a penny or twopence a
-pair; penknives a penny a blade, and table-knives one and sixpence and
-two shillings a dozen.
-
-Rabbits were carried about the streets suspended at either end of a pole
-which rested on the shoulder.
-
-The edible marine herb samphire, immortalized in connection with
-"Shakespeare's Cliff" at Dover, was at one time regularly culled and as
-regularly eaten.
-
-The once familiar cry of "Green rushes O!" is
-
-[Illustration: "_Cherries, fourpence a pound!_"]
-
-preserved only in verse. In Queen Elizabeth's time the floors of
-churches as well as private houses were carpeted with rushes, and in
-Shakespeare's day the stage was strewn with them. Rush-bearing, a
-festival having its origin in connection with the annual renewal of
-rushes in churches, was kept up until quite recently, and may even still
-be practised in out-of-the-way villages.
-
-The stock of the "'arthstone" woman, who is not above doing a stroke of
-business in bones, bottles, and kitchen stuff, is usually on a barrow,
-drawn by a meek-eyed and habitually slow-paced donkey.
-
-The London Barrow Woman ("Ripe Cherries"), as preserved in the cut from
-the inimitable pencil of George Cruikshank, has long since disappeared.
-In 1830, when this sketch was made, the artist had to rely on his
-memory, for she then no longer plied her trade in the streets. Her wares
-changed with the seasons; but here a small schoolboy is being tempted by
-ripe cherries tied on a stick. There being no importation of foreign
-fruit, the cherries were of prime quality. May dukes, White heart, Black
-heart, and the Kentish cherry, succeeded each other--and, when sold by
-weight, and not tied on sticks, fetched sixpence, fourpence, or
-threepence per lb., which was at least twopence or threepence less than
-charged at the shops.
-
-[Illustration: "_Ripe Cherries!_"]
-
-The poor Barrow Woman appears to have been treated very much in the same
-manner as the modern costermonger; but was without his bulldog power of
-resistance. If she stopped to rest or solicit custom, street keepers,
-"authorized by orders unauthorized by law," drove her off, or beadles
-overthrew her fruit into the road. Nevertheless, if Cruikshank has not
-idealized his memories, she was more wholesomely and stoutly clad than
-any street seller of her sex--with the one exception of the
-milkmaid--who is to be seen in our day, when the poor London woman has
-lost the instinct of neatness and finish in attire.
-
-"Hot spiced gingerbread," still to be found in a cold state at village
-fairs and junketings, used to be sold in winter time in the form of flat
-oblong cakes at a halfpenny each, but it has long since disappeared from
-our streets.
-
-"Tiddy Diddy Doll, lol, lol, lol" was a celebrated vendor of
-gingerbread, and, according to Hone, was always hailed as the king of
-itinerant tradesmen. It must be more than a century since this dandified
-character ceased to amuse the populace. He dressed as a person of
-rank--ruffled shirt, white silk stockings, and fashionable laced suit of
-clothes surmounted by a wig and cocked hat decorated with a feather. He
-was sure to be found plying his trade on Lord Mayor's
-
-[Illustration: "_Tiddy Diddy Doll._"]
-
-day, at open air shows, and on all public occasions. He amused the crowd
-to his own profit; and some of his humorous nonsense has been preserved.
-
-"Mary, Mary, where are you _now_, Mary?"
-
-"I live two steps underground, with a wiscom riscom, and why not. Walk
-in, ladies and gentlemen. My shop is on the second floor backwards, with
-a brass knocker at the door. Here's your nice gingerbread, your spiced
-gingerbread, which will melt in your mouth like a red-hot brickbat, and
-rumble in your inside like Punch in his wheelbarrow!" He always finished
-up by singing the fag end of a song--"Tiddy Diddy Doll, lol, lol, lol;"
-hence his nickname of Tiddy Doll. Hogarth has introduced this character
-in his Execution scene of the Idle Apprentice at Tyburn. Tiddy Doll had
-many feeble imitators; and the woman described in the lines that follow,
-taken from a child's book of the period, must have been one of them.
-
- Tiddy Diddy Doll, lol, lol, lol,
- Tiddy Diddy Doll, dumplings, oh!
- Her tub she carries on her head,
- Tho' of'ener under arm.
- In merry song she cries her trade,
- Her customers to charm.
- A halfpenny a plain can buy,
- The plum ones cost a penny,
- And all the naughty boys will cry
- Because they can't get any.
-
-[Illustration: "_Large silver eels!_"]
-
-Fifty years ago "Young Lambs to Sell, two for a penny," which still
-lingers, was a well known cry. They were children's toys, the fleece
-made of white cotton-wool, attractively but perhaps a trifle too
-unnaturally spangled with Dutch gilt. The head was of composition, the
-cheeks were painted red, there were two black spots to do duty for eyes,
-and the horns and legs were of tin, which latter adornment, my younger
-readers may suggest, foreshadowed the insufficiently appreciated tinned
-mutton of a later period. The addition of a bit of pink tape tied round
-the neck by way of a collar made a graceful finish, and might be
-accepted as a proof that the baby sheep was perfectly tame.
-
- Young lambs to sell, young lambs to sell.
- Two for a penny, young lambs to sell.
- If I'd as much money as I could tell,
- I wouldn't cry young lambs to sell.
- Dolly and Molly, Richard and Nell,
- Buy my Young Lambs and I'll use you well!
-
-The later song--
-
- Old chairs to mend, old chairs to mend.
- If I'd as much money as I could spend,
- I'd leave off crying old chairs to mend--
-
---is obviously copied from the original cry of "Young Lambs to Sell." In
-addition to a few tools, the stock-in-trade of the travelling
-chair-mender principally consisted of rushes, which in later days gave
-place to cane split into strips of uniform width--a return to more
-
-[Illustration: "_Young lambs to sell._"]
-
-[Illustration: "_Buy my fine Myrtles and Roses!_"]
-
-ancient practice. The use of rush-bottomed chairs, which are again
-coming into æsthetic fashion, cannot be traced back quite a century and
-half. The chairs in Queen Anne's time were seated and backed with cane;
-and in the days of Elizabeth the seats were cushioned and the backs
-stuffed. Many years ago an old chair-mender occupied a position by a
-stone fixed in the wall of one of the houses in Panyer Alley, on which
-is cut the following inscription:--
-
- WHEN Y HAVE SOVGHᵀ..
- THE CITY ROVND
- YET STILL THIS IS
- THE HIGHSᵀ.. GROVND
- AVGVST THE 27
- 1688
-
-Being entirely unprotected and close to the ground, this curious relic
-of bygone times, which is surmounted by a boldly carved figure of a nude
-boy seated on a panyer pressing a bunch of grapes between his hand and
-foot, is naturally much defaced; and that it has not been carried away
-piecemeal by iconoclastic curiosity-hunters, is probably due to its
-out-of-the-way position. Panyer Alley, the most eastern turning leading
-from Paternoster Row to Newgate Street, slightly rises towards the
-middle; but is not, according to Mr. Loftie, an undoubted authority on
-all matters pertaining to old London, the highest point in the city,
-there being higher ground both in Cornhill and Cannon Street. In
-describing Panyer Alley, Stow indirectly alludes to a "signe" therein,
-and it is Hone's opinion that this stone may have been the ancient sign
-let into the wall of a tavern. While the upper is in fair preservation,
-the lower part of the inscription can hardly be read. When last
-examined, a street urchin was renovating the figure by a
-heartily-laid-on surface decoration of white chalk; and unless one of
-the numerous antiquarian or other learned societies interested in old
-London relics will spare a few pounds for the purchase of a protective
-grating, there will shortly be nothing left worth preserving.
-
-"New-laid eggs, eight a groat," takes us back to a time when the best
-joints and fresh country butter were both sixpence a pound.
-
-Years ago the tin oven of the peripatetic penny pieman was found to be
-too small to meet the constant and ever-increasing strain made upon its
-resources; and the owner thereof has now risen to the dignity of a shop,
-where, in addition to stewed eels, he dispenses what Albert Smith
-happily termed "covered uncertainties," containing messes of mutton,
-beef, or seasonable fruit. Contained in a strong wicker basket with
-legs, or in a sort of tin oven, the pieman's wares were formerly kept
-hot by means of a small charcoal fire. A sip of a warm stomachic liquid
-of unknown but apparently acceptable constituents was sometimes offered
-gratuitously by way of inducement to purchase. The cry of "Hot Pies"
-still accompanies one of the first and most elementary games of the
-modern baby learning to speak, who is taught by his nurse to raise his
-hand to imitate a call now never heard.
-
-The specimens of versification that follow are culled from various books
-of London Cries, written for the amusement of children, towards the end
-of the last century, and now in the collection of the writer:--
-
- Large silver eels--a groat a pound, live eels!
- Not the Severn's famed stream
- Could produce better fish,
- Sweet and fresh as new cream,
- And what more could you wish?
-
- Pots and Kettles to mend?
- Your coppers, kettles, pots, and stew pans,
- Tho' old, shall serve instead of new pans.
- I'm very moderate in my charge,
- For mending small as well as large.
-
- Buy a Mop or a Broom!
-
- My mop is so big, it might serve as a wig
- For a judge if he had no objection,
- And as to my brooms, they'll sweep dirty rooms,
- And make the dust fly to perfection.
-
- Nice Yorkshire Cakes!
-
- Nice Yorkshire cakes, come buy of me,
- I have them crisp and brown;
- They are very good to eat with tea,
- And fit for lord or clown.
-
- Buy my fine Myrtles and Roses!
- Come buy my fine roses, my myrtles and stocks,
- My sweet-smelling balsams and close-growing box.
-
-Buy my nice Drops--twenty a penny, Peppermint drops!
-
-[Illustration:
-
- _Rowlandson Delin 1819_
-
-"_Pots and Kettles to Mend!_"]
-
- If money is plenty you may sure spare a penny,
- It will purchase you twenty--and that's a great many.
-
- Six bunches a penny, sweet blooming Lavender!
-
- Just put one bundle to your nose,
- What rose can this excel?
- Throw it among your finest clothes,
- And grateful they will smell.
-
- Buy a live Chicken or a young Fowl?
-
- Buy a young Chicken fat and plump,
- Or take two for a shilling?--
- Is this poor honest tradesman's cry;
- Come buy if you are willing.
-
- Rabbit! Rabbit!
-
- Rabbit! a Rabbit! who will buy?
- Is all you hear from him;
- The rabbit you may roast or fry,
- The fur your cloak will trim.
-
- My good Sir, will you buy a Bowl?
-
- My honest friend, will you buy a Bowl,
- A Skimmer or a Platter?
- Come buy of me a Rolling Pin,
- Or Spoon to beat your batter.
-
-[Illustration: "_Six bunches a penny, sweet blooming Lavender!_"]
-
- Come buy my fine Writing Ink!
-
- Through many a street and many a town
- The Ink-man shapes his way;
- The trusty Ass keeps plodding on,
- His master to obey.
-
- Dainty Sweet-Briar!
-
- Sweet-Briar this Girl on one side holds,
- And Flowers in the other basket;
- And for the price, she that unfolds
- To any one who'll ask it.
-
-Any Earthen Ware, Plates, Dishes, or Jugs to-day,--any Clothes to
-exchange, Madam?
-
- Come buy my Earthen Ware
- Your dresser to bedeck;
- Examine it with care,
- There's not a single speck.
-
- See white with edges brown,
- Others with edges blue;
- Have you a left-off gown,
- Old bonnet, hat, or shoe?
-
- Do look me up some clothes
- For this fine China jar;
- If but a pair of shoes,
- For I have travelled far.
-
- This flowered bowl of green
- Is worth a gown at least;
- I am sure it might be seen
- At any christening feast.
-
- Do, Madam, look about
- And see what you can find;
- Whatever you bring out
- I will not be behind.
-
- * * * * *
-
-
-The Illustrations.
-
-Ten of the illustrations by that great master of the art of caricature,
-Thomas Rowlandson, are copied in _facsimile_ from a scarce set,
-fifty-four in all, published in 1820, entitled "Characteristic Sketches
-of the Lower Orders," to which there is a powerful preface, as
-follows:--
-
-"The British public must be already acquainted with numerous productions
-from the inimitable pencil of Mr. ROWLANDSON, who has particularly
-distinguished himself in this department.
-
-"There is so much truth and genuine feeling in his delineations of
-human character, that no one can inspect the present collection without
-admiring his masterly style of drawing and admitting his just claim to
-originality. The great variety of countenance, expression, and
-situation, evince an active and lively feeling, which he has so happily
-infused into the drawings as to divest them of that broad caricature
-which is too conspicuous in the works of those artists who have followed
-his manner. Indeed, we may venture to assert that, since the time of
-Hogarth, no artist has appeared in this country who could be considered
-his superior or even his equal."
-
-The two illustrations--"Lavender," with a background representing Temple
-Bar, and "Fine Strawberries," with a view of Covent Garden--are from
-"Plates Representing the Itinerant Traders of London in their ordinary
-Costume. Printed in 1805 as a supplement to 'Modern London' (London:
-printed for Charles Phillips, 71, St. Paul's Churchyard)." The set is
-chiefly interesting as representing London scenes of the period; many
-parts of which are now no longer recognisable.
-
-The crudely drawn, but picturesquely treated "Catnach" cuts, from the
-celebrated Catnach press in Seven Dials, now owned by Mr. W. S. Fortey,
-hardly require separately indicating.
-
-The four oval cuts, squared by the addition of perpendicular lines, "Hot
-spice gingerbread!" "O' Clo!" "Knives to Grind!" and "Cabbages O!
-Turnips!" are facsimiled from a little twopenny book, entitled, "The
-Moving Market; or, Cries of London, for the amusement of good children,"
-published in 1815 by J. Lumsden and Son, of Glasgow. It has a
-frontispiece representing a curious little four-in-hand carriage with
-dogs in place of horses, underneath which is printed this triplet:--
-
- See, girls and boys who learning prize,
- Round London drive to hear the cries,
- Then learn your Book and ride likewise."
-
-The quaint cuts, "'Ere's yer toys for girls an' boys!" "New-laid eggs,
-eight a groat,--crack 'em and try 'em!" "Flowers, penny a bunch!"
-(frontispiece), and the three ballad singers, apparently taken from one
-of the earliest chap-books, are really but of yesterday. For these the
-writer is indebted to his friend, Mr. Joseph Crawhall, of
-Newcastle-on-Tyne, who uses his cutting tools direct on the wood without
-any copy. Mr. Crawhall's "Chap-book Chaplets," and "Old ffrendes wyth
-newe Faces," quaint quartos each with many hundreds of hand-coloured
-cuts in his own peculiar and inimitable style, and "Izaak Walton, his
-Wallet Book," are fair examples of his skill in this direction.
-
-Two plates unenclosed with borders--"Old Chairs to mend!" and "Buy a
-Live Goose?" are from that once common and now excessively scarce
-child's book, _The Cries of London as they are Daily Practised_,
-published in 1804 by J. Harris, the successor of "honest John Newbery,"
-the well-known St. Paul's Churchyard bookseller and publisher.
-
-George Cruikshank's London Barrow-woman ("Ripe Cherries"), "Tiddy Diddy
-Doll," and other cuts, are from the original illustrations to Hone's
-delightful "Every-Day Book," recently republished by Messrs. Ward, Lock
-& Co.
-
-The cuts illustrating modern cries--"Sw-e-e-p!"; "Dust, O!"; "Ow-oo!";
-"Fresh Cabbidge!"; and "Stinking Fish!" are from the facile pencil of
-Mr. D. McEgan.
-
-Finally, in regard to the business card of pussy's butcher, the
-veracious chronicler is inclined to think that an antiquarian might
-hesitate in pronouncing it to be quite so genuine as it looks. This
-opinion coincides with his own. In fact he made it himself. As a
-set-off, however, to the confession, let it be said that this is the
-sole _fantaisie d'occasion_ set down herein.
-
-
-
-
-APPENDIX.
-
-_From "Notes and Queries."_
-
-
-LONDON STREET CRY.--What is the meaning of the old London cry, "Buy a
-fine mousetrap, or a _tormentor for your fleas_"? Mention of it is found
-in one of the Roxburghe ballads dated 1662, and, amongst others, in a
-work dated about fifty years earlier. The cry torments me, and only its
-elucidation will bring ease.
-
-ANDREW W. TUER.
-
-The Leadenhall Press, E.C.
-
- * * * * *
-
-LONDON STREET CRY (6th S. viii. 348).--Was not this really a "tormentor
-for your _flies_"? The mouse-trap man would probably also sell little
-bunches of butcher's broom (_Ruscus_, the mouse-thorn of the Germans), a
-very effective and destructive weapon in the hands of an active
-butcher's boy, when employed to guard his master's meat from the attacks
-of flies.
-
-EDWARD SOLLY.
-
- * * * * *
-
-LONDON STREET CRY (6th S. viii. 348, 393).--The following quotations
-from Taylor, the Water Poet, may be of interest to Mr. TUER:--
-
- "I could name more, if so my Muse did please,
- Of Mowse Traps, and tormentors to kill Fleas."
- _The Travels of Twelve-pence._
-
- Yet shall my begg'ry no strange Suites devise,
- As monopolies to catch Fleas and Flyes."
- _The Beggar._
- Faringdon. WALTER HAINES.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I notice a query from you in _N. and Q._ about a London Street Cry which
-troubles you. Many of the curious adjuncts to Street Cries proper have,
-I apprehend, originally no meaning beyond drawing attention to the Crier
-by their whimsicality. I will give you an instance. Soon after the union
-between England and Ireland, a man with a sack on his back went
-regularly about the larger streets of Dublin. His cry was:
-
- "Bits of Brass,
- Broken Glass,
- Old Iron,
- Bad luck to you, Castlereagh."
-
-Party feeling against Lord Castlereagh ran very high at the time, I
-believe, and the political adjunct to his cry probably brought the man
-more shillings than he got by his regular calling.
-
-H. G. W.
-
-P.S.--I find I have unconsciously made a low pun. The cry alluded to
-above would probably be understood and appreciated in the streets of
-Dublin at the present with reference to the Repeal of the Union.
-
- * * * * *
-
-LONDON STREET CRY.
-88, FRIARGATE, DERBY.
-
-DEAR SIR,--
-
-The "Tormentor," concerning which you inquire in _Notes and Queries_ of
-this date, was also known as a "Scratch-back," and specimens are
-occasionally to be seen in the country. I recollect seeing one, of
-superior make, many years ago. An ivory hand, the fingers like those of
-"Jasper Packlemerton of atrocious memory," were "curled as in the act
-of" scratching, a finely carved wrist-band of lace was the appropriate
-ornament, and the whole was attached to a slender ivory rod of say
-eighteen inches in length. The finger nails were sharpened, and the
-instrument was thus available for discomfiting "back-biters," even when
-engaged upon the most inaccessible portions of the human superficies. I
-have also seen a less costly article of the same sort carved out of
-pear-wood (or some similar material). It is probable that museums might
-furnish examples of the "back scratcher," "scratch back," or "tormentor
-for your fleas."
-
-Very truly yours,
-ALFRED WALLIS.
-
- * * * * *
-
-JUNIOR ATHENÆUM CLUB,
-
-PICCADILLY, W.
-
-DEAR SIR,--
-
-On turning over the leaves of _Notes and Queries_ I happened on your
-enquiry _re_ "Tormentor for your fleas." May I ask, have you succeeded
-in getting at the meaning or origin of this curious street cry? I have
-tried to trace it, but in vain. It occurs to me as just possible that
-the following circumstance may bear on it:--
-
-The Japanese are annoyed a good deal with fleas. They make little cages
-of bamboo--such I suppose as a small bird cage or mouse-trap--containing
-plenty of bars and perches inside. These bars they smear over with
-bird-lime, and then take the cage to bed with them. Is it not, as I say,
-_just possible_, that one of our ancient mariners brought the idea home
-with him and started it in London? If so, a maker of bird cages or
-mouse-traps is likely to have put the idea into execution, and cried his
-mouse-traps and "flea tormentors" in one breath.
-
-Faithfully yours,
-DOUGLAS OWEN.
-
- * * * * *
-
-_From "Notes and Queries," April 18th, 1885._
-
-LONDON CRIES.--A cheap and extended edition of my _London Street Cries_
-being on the eve of publication, I shall be glad of early information as
-to the meaning of "A dip and a wallop for a bawbee"[A] and "Water for
-the buggs."[12] I recollect many years ago reading an explanation of the
-former, but am doubtful as to its correctness.
-
-ANDREW W. TUER.
-
-The Leadenhall Press, E.C.
-
- * * * * *
-
-One who was an Edinburgh student towards the end of last century told me
-that a man carrying a leg of mutton by the shank would traverse the
-streets crying "Twa dips and a wallop for a bawbee." This brought the
-gude-wives to their doors with pails of boiling water, which was in this
-manner converted into "broth."
-
-NORMAN CHEVERS, M.D.
-
-HANG
-32, Tavistock Road, W.
-_April 18th, 1885._
-
- * * * * *
-
-
-COCKNEY PRONUNCIATION.
-
-25, ARGYLL ROAD, KENSINGTON, W.,
-
-_24th April, 1885_.
-
-DEAR MR. TUER,--
-
-The Cockney sound of long ā which is confused with received _ī_, is very
-different from it, and where it approaches that sound, the long _ī_ is
-very broad, so that there is no possibility of confusing them in a
-Cockney's ear. But is the sound Cockney? Granted it is very prevalent in
-E. and N. London, yet it is rarely found in W. and S.W. My belief is
-that it is especially an Essex variety. There is no doubt about its
-prevalence in Essex, so that [very roughly indeed] "I say" there becomes
-"oy sy." Then as regards the _ō_ and _ou_. These are never pronounced
-alike. The _ō_ certainly often imitates received _ow_, though it has
-more distinctly an _ō_ commencement; but when that is the case, _ou_
-has a totally different sound, which dialect-writers usually mark as
-_aow_, having a broad _ā_ commencement, almost _a_ in _bad_. Finer
-speakers--shopmen and clerks--will use a finer _a_. The sound of short
-_u_ in _nut_, does not sound to me at all like _e_ in _net_. There are
-great varieties of this "natural vowel," as some people call it, and our
-received _nut_ is much finer than the general southern provincial and
-northern Scotch sounds, between which lie the mid and north England
-sounds rhyming to _foot_ nearly, and various transitional forms.
-Certainly the sounds of _nut_, _gnat_ are quite different, and are never
-confused by speakers; yet you would write both as _net_.
-
-The pronunciation of the Metropolitan area is extremely mixed; no one
-form prevails. We may put aside educated or received English as entirely
-artificial. The N., N.E., and E. districts all partake of an East
-Anglian character; but whether that is recent, or belongs to the Middle
-Anglian character of Middlesex, is difficult to say. I was born in the
-N. district, within the sound of Bow Bells (the Cockney limits), over
-seventy years ago, and I do not recall the _i_ pronunciation of _ā_ in
-my boyish days, nor do I recollect having seen it used by the older
-humourists. Nor do I find it in "Errors of Pronunciation and Improper
-Expressions, Used Frequently and Chiefly by the Inhabitants of London,"
-1817, which likewise does not note any pronunciation of _ō_ like _ow_.
-Hence I am inclined to believe that both are modernisms, due to the
-growing of London into the adjacent provinces. They do not seem to me
-yet prevalent in the W. districts, though the N.W. is transitional.
-South of the Thames, in the S.W. districts, I think they are practically
-unknown. In the S.E. districts, which dip into N. Kent, the finer form
-of _aow_ for _ou_ is prevalent. The uneducated of course form a mode of
-speech among themselves. But I am sorry to find even school teachers
-much infected with the _ī_, _ow_, _aow_, pronunciations of _ā_, _ō_,
-_ou_, in N. districts.
-
-Of course your Cockney orthography goes upon very broad lines, and you
-are quite justified in raising a laugh by apparent confusions, where no
-confusions are made by the speakers themselves, as Hans Breitmann did
-with the German. The confusion is only in our ears. They speak a
-language we do not use. To write the varieties of sounds, especially of
-diphthongs, with anything like correctness, requires a phonetic alphabet
-which cannot even be read, much less written, without great study, such
-as you cannot look for in readers who want only to be amused. But
-another question arises, Should we lay down a pronunciation? There never
-has been any authority capable of doing so. Orthoepists may protest,
-but the fashion of pronunciation will again change, as it has changed so
-often and so markedly during the last six hundred years; see the proofs
-in my _Early English Pronunciation_. Why should we not pronounce _ā_ as
-we do _ī_, pronouncing _ī_ as we do _oy_? Why should we not call _ō_ as
-we now call _ow_, pronouncing that as _aow_? Is not our _ā_ a change
-from _ī_ (the German _ei_, _ai_) in _say_, _away_, _pain_, etc.? Is not
-our _ou_ a change from our sound of _oo_ in _cow_, etc.? Again, our _oo_
-replaces an old _oh_ sound. There is nothing but fashion which rules
-this. But when sounds are changed in one set of vowels, a compensating
-change takes place in another set, and so no confusion results. In one
-part of Cheshire I met with four sounds of _y_ in _my_, never confused
-by natives, although a received speaker hears only one, and all arose
-from different sources. Why is one pronunciation _horrid_ (or aw-ud),
-and another not? Simply because they mark social grades. Of course I
-prefer my own pronunciation, it's been my companion for so many years.
-But others, just as much of course, prefer theirs. When I brought out
-the _Phonetic News_, in phonetic spelling, many years ago, a newsvendor
-asked me, "Why write _neewz_? We always say _nooze_."
-
-Very truly yours,
-
-ALEXANDER J. ELLIS.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-Index.
-
-
- Page
-
-A dip and a wallop for a bawbee!, 29, 125, 126
-
-Act, Chimney Sweeps', 64
-
-Addison, Cries of London, 25, 30
-
-Albert Smith's "Covered Uncertainties", 111
-
-Ale Scurvy-grass, 32
-
-All my teeth ache!, 30
-
-All the fun of the fair!, 50
-
-Ancient tavern sign, 110
-
-Anecdote of a simpler, 32
-
-_Aphorisms, Book of_, 36
-
-Area sneak thieves, 48
-
-'Arry and Emma Ann, 50
-
-
-Bartholomew Fair, 38, 39, 42
-
-_Bartholomew Fair_, Ben Jonson's (1614), 25
-
-Beating of one's wife, 51
-
-Beaumont and Fletcher's _Bonduca_, 25
-
-Beau pot? Will you buy a, 86
-
-Bellows-mender, 94
-
-Bells, Merry Christ Church, 33
-
-Belman, 20
-
-Blacking, cake, 44
-
-Black sheep, 48
-
-Blowing a horn in the night, 51
-
-_Bonduca_, Beaumont and Fletcher's, 25
-
-_Book of Aphorisms_, 36
-
-Boot-black, The modern, 44
-
-Boot laces--AND the boot laces!, 54
-
-Brickdust, 92
-
-Bridgwater Library, 14
-
-British Museum, Collection of cries in, 16
-
-Buggs! Water for the, 29, 125, 126
-
-Buns! Hot cross, 97
-
-Busby's _Costumes of the Lower Orders_, 35
-
-Business card of pussy's butcher, 65, 120
-
-Buy a beau pot?, 86
-
-Buy a bill of the play?, 97
-
-"Buy a broom" criers, Flemish, 96
-
-Buy a flower, sir?, 68
-
-Buy my rumps and burrs?, 38
-
-Buy my singing glasses?, 12
-
-
-Cake blacking, 44
-
-Calling price before quantity, 64
-
-Candlewick, 5
-
-Cantlie's (Dr. J.) "Degeneration among Londoners", 72
-
-Canwyke Street, 5
-
-Caricature, political, Cries the vehicle for, 29
-
-Catnach illustrations, 118
-
-Cats, London, 64
-
-Caveat against cut-purses, 42
-
-Chairs in Queen Anne's time, 108
-
-Chairs in Queen Elizabeth's time, 108
-
-Chairs, rush-bottomed, 108
-
-Characteristic sketches of the lower orders (1820), 117
-
-Characters, Humorous, 52
-
-Charles II., Cries in the time of, 18
-
-Cherryes in the ryse, 3
-
-Chimney Sweeps' Act, 64
-
-Clean yer boots?, 44
-
-Coachman, Hackney, 70
-
-Cockney pronunciation, 31, 53, 72, 73, 74, 126-129
-
-Cockney pronunciation, London _Globe_, 78
-
-Colly Molly Puffe! _Spectator_, 12
-
-Costermonger, or Costardmonger, 46
-
-_Costumes of the Lower Orders_, Busby's, 35
-
-"Covered Uncertainties," Albert Smith's, 111
-
-Crawhall's (Joseph) illustrations, 119
-
-Cream made of turnips, 60
-
-Cries--Collection in British Museum, 16
-
-Cries, Old London Street--Examples of, 76-92
-
-Cries, Tempest's, 6
-
-Cries in the time of Charles the Second, 18
-
-Cries, Under-street, 70
-
-Cries, vehicle for political caricature, 29
-
-Cries of London, Addison's mention of, 25, 30
-
-_Cries of London as they are daily Practised_, J. Harris (1804), 120
-
-Cries of London, earliest mention of, 3
-
-Cries of London, engraved by Schiavonetti and Wheatley, 42
-
-Cries of London for the amusement of good children, 119
-
-Cries of London, Humorous, 52, 53, 54
-
-_Cries of London_, Lumsden's, 119
-
-Cries of London, Roxburgh collection of, 25-33
-
-Cries of London, Sandby's, 31
-
-_Cries of London_ (J. T.) Smith's, 16
-
-Cries of London. Specimens of versification, 111-117
-
-Cries of London, _Spectator_, 25
-
-Cries of York, 14
-
-Cruikshank's London barrow-woman, 100
-
-"Cryer," Public, 22
-
-Cryes, Tempest's, 6
-
-Cuckoo flowers, 35
-
-Cut-purses, Caveat against, 42
-
-
-Dead letter act, A, 51
-
-"Degeneration amongst Londoners," Dr. Jas. Cantlie's, 72
-
-Description of Illustrations, 117-120
-
-"Doing" the public, 47
-
-Door Mats, 94
-
-Doublets, Old, 10
-
-Do you want a lick on the head?, 30
-
-Du Maurier's Steam Launch in Venice, 72
-
-
-Earliest mention of London Cries, 3
-
-Early green peas, 94
-
-Early matches, 56
-
-Early umbrellas, 70
-
-Elizabethan Statutes of the streets, 51
-
-_Everyday Book_, Hone's, 36, 42, 52, 96, 102, 110, 120
-
-
-Facetious salesmen of the streets, 52
-
-Fair, Bartholomew, 38, 39, 42
-
-Faux, the Conjurer, 40
-
-Fine tie or a fine bob, sir?, 36
-
-Fleas! Tormentor for, 24, 121-125
-
-Flea trap, 25
-
-Flemish "Buy a broom" criers, 96
-
-Flower girls at the Royal Exchange, 68
-
-"Flowers, Penny a Bunch!" (frontispiece), 119
-
-Frontispiece, "Flowers, Penny a Bunch!", 119
-
-
-Gardner's Collection of Prints, 7
-
-Gay's poor apple girl, 28
-
-Gay's _Trivia_, 26
-
-_Gazette, London_, 14
-
-Gingerbread, Hot spiced, 102
-
-Green peas, Early, 94
-
-Green rushes, O!, 98
-
-Grose, Francis--_The Olio_, 30, 62
-
-
-Ha! ha! Poor Jack!, 8
-
-Hackney Coachman, 70
-
-Hanway (Jonas) the philanthropist, 64
-
-Herb gatherers, 32
-
-Heywood's _Rape of Lucrece_, 24
-
-Highest ground in London, 109, 110
-
-Hokey-pokey, 58
-
-Hone's _Everyday Book_, 36, 42, 52, 96, 102, 110, 120
-
-Honest John Newbery, 120
-
-Hot-baked wardens!, 38
-
-Hot cross buns!, 97
-
-Hot mutton trumpery!, 30
-
-Hot pies, 111
-
-Hot pudding, 96
-
-Hot rolls, 96
-
-Hot spiced gingerbread, 102
-
-Hogarth's Idle Apprentice, 104
-
-Hogarth's Laughing Audience, 98
-
-Houndsditch, 47, 50
-
-Humorous characters, 52
-
-Humorous Cries of London, 52, 53, 54
-
-Humorous nonsense, 104
-
-
-Ices, Neapolitan, 58
-
-Ices, penny, 58
-
-Idle Apprentice, Hogarth's, 104
-
-Illustrations, Catnach, 118
-
-Illustrations, Crawhall's, 119
-
-Illustrations, Description of, 117-120
-
-Illustrations, McEgan's, 120
-
-Illustrations, Rowlandson's, 117
-
-I'm on the woolsack!, 31
-
-Imitators of Tiddy Diddy Doll, 104
-
-Inner and Outer Circle Railway, 75
-
-Inner Circle Railway, 73
-
-Irons! Marking, 42
-
-Itinerant traders, Plates representing (1805), 118
-
-
-Jack-in-the-box seller, 56
-
-Japan your shoes, your honour?, 44
-
-Jaw-work, up and under jaw-work!, 54
-
-Johnson (Dr.), Turnips and carrots, O!, 43
-
-Jonson's (Ben) _Bartholomew Fair_ (1614), 25
-
-
-Knives to grind!, 98
-
-
-Laughing Audience, Hogarth's, 98
-
-Laroon, Capt., 7
-
-Laroon, Marcellus, 6
-
-Lice, penny a pair, boot lice!, 53
-
-Lights--pipe and c'gar, 56
-
-Loftie's _Old London_, 110
-
-London barrow-woman, Cruikshank's, 100
-
-London cats, 64
-
-_London Cries, as they are daily Practised_, J. Harris (1804), 120
-
-London Cries, earliest mention of, 3
-
-London Cries, engraved by Schiavonetti and Wheatley, 42
-
-London Cries, Humorous, 52, 53, 54
-
-_London, Cries of--for the Amusement of Good Children_, 119
-
-London Cries, Sandby's, 31
-
-London Cries, Specimens of versification, 111-117
-
-_London Gazette_, 14
-
-London, Highest ground in, 109, 110
-
-London Lyckpenny, 3
-
-_London Spy_ (1703) Ned Ward's, 38
-
-London street cries, Old, Examples of, 76, 92
-
-_London, The Three Ladies of_ (1584), 96
-
-Lord Mayor's day, 50
-
-_Lower Orders_, Busby's _Costumes of the_, 35
-
-Lower orders, Characteristic sketches of (1820), 117
-
-Lucifer match, The, 56
-
-Lumsden's _Cries of London_, 119
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-Lyckpenny, London, 3
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-Lydgate, John, 3
-
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-Marking irons!, 42
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-Marking stones, 16
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-Marquis Townshend's, _The Pedlars_ (1763), 29
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-Match, Brimstone, 56
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-Match, Lucifer, 56
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-Match-selling, 48
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-Match, Vesuvian, 56
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-Matches, Early, 56
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-McEgan's illustrations, 120
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-Merry Christ Church bells, 33
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-Metropolitan and District Railways, 73
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-Milk below, maids!, 67
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-Modern boot-black, 44
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-Modern street cries, 62, 64, 67-70
-
-_Morning in Town_, Swift's, 10
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-Muffin man, 62
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-My name and your name, etc., 42
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-Nameless toy, A, 54
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-Neapolitan ices, 58
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-New laid eggs, crack 'em and try 'em!, 54
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-New laid eggs, eight a groat, 110
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-Newsman, The, 68
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-Newspaper, Shilling for a, 68
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-Nonsense, Humorous, 104
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-_Notes and Queries_, References to, 36, 121, 122, 125
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-Novelties from the continent, 50
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-Newbery, Honest John, 120
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-O' Clo!, 62
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-Old chairs to mend!, 106
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-Old doublets, 10
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-'Okey-pokey, 58
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-_Old London_, Loftie's, 110
-
-Old London street cries, Examples of, 76-92
-
-_Olio, The_--Francis Grose, 30, 62
-
-On the bough, 3
-
-On'y a ha'penny!, 54
-
-Orange seller, Dr. Randal, The, 52
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-Oranges! Oratorio, 53
-
-Ornaments for your fire stoves!, 60
-
-'Orrible railway haccident--speshill 'dishun, 68
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-Outcries in the night, 51
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-Panyer Alley, 109
-
-_Pedlars, The_ (1763) List of Cries in, 29
-
-Penny for a shillin' 'lusterated magazine!, 51
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-Penny ices!, 58
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-Penny pieman, The, 111
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-Philanthropist, Jonas Hanway, The 64
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-Pieman, The penny, 111
-
-Pins, Hone's Reference to, 7
-
-Pipe cleaner--penny for two!, 58
-
-Pipe-lights, 56
-
-Plates representing itinerant traders (1805), 118
-
-Play! Buy a bill of the, 97
-
-Political caricature, Cries the vehicle for, 29
-
-Poor apple girl, Gay's, 28
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-Prisoners! Remember the poor, 14
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-Pronunciation, Cockney, 31, 53, 72, 73, 74, 127-130
-
-Pronunciation (Cockney) London _Globe_, 73
-
-Public "Cryer", 22
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-Pudding, Hot, 96
-
-Pussy's butcher, Business card of, 65, 120
-
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-Queen Anne's time, Chairs in, 108
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-Queen Elizabeth's time, Chairs in, 108
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-Rabbits, 98
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-Railway, Underground, 70
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-Railways, Inner and Outer Circle, 75
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-Railways, Metropolitan and District, 73
-
-Randal (Dr.), the orange seller, 52
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-_Rape of Lucrece_, Heywood's, 24
-
-Rat-catcher, 18
-
-Remember the poor prisoners!, 14
-
-Rolls, Hot, 96
-
-Rowlandson's illustrations, 117
-
-Roxburgh Collection, Cries of London, 25-33
-
-Royal Exchange, Flower girls at the, 68
-
-Ruddle, 16
-
-Rumps and burrs! Buy my, 38
-
-Rush-bearing, 100
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-Rush-bottomed chairs, 108
-
-Rushes, green, 5
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-Ryster grene 5
-
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-Salesmen of the streets, Facetious, 52
-
-Saloop, 35
-
-Samphire, 98
-
-Sandby's (Paul) London Cries, 31
-
-Scurvy-grass, Ale, 32
-
-Shilling for a newspaper, 68
-
-Shrimps! Stinking, 53
-
-Simpler, Anecdote of a, 32
-
-Simplers, 32
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-Singing glasses! Buy my, 12
-
-Small coale, Swift's reference to, 10
-
-Smith (J. T.) _Cries of London_, 16
-
-Soot! or Sweep O!, 64
-
-_Spectator_--Colly Molly Puffe!, 12
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-_Spectator_, Cries of London, 25
-
-Speshill 'dishun, 'orrible railway haccident!, 68
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-Statutes of the streets, Elizabethan, 51
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-Steam Launch in Venice, Du Maurier's, 72
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-Steele's comedy of _The Funeral_, 26
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-Stinking shrimps!, 53
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-Stones, Marking, 16
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-Stop thief!, 16
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-Street cries, Modern, 62, 64, 67-70
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-Street music, Regulation of, 52
-
-Sweep your door away, mum?, 53
-
-Swift's _Morning in Town_, 10
-
-Swift's reference to small coale, 10
-
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-Tavern sign, Ancient 110
-
-Taylor's _Travels of Twelvepence_, 25
-
-Tempest's Cryes, 6
-
-_The Funeral_, Steele's comedy of, 26
-
-Thieves, Area sneak, 48
-
-_Three ladies of London_ (1584), 96
-
-Tiddy Diddy Doll, 102
-
-Tiddy Diddy Doll's imitators, 104
-
-Tinker, 94
-
-Tormentor for your fleas!, 24, 121-125
-
-Townshend, Marquis--_The Pedlars_, 29
-
-Toy, A nameless, 54
-
-_Travels of Twelvepence_, Taylor's, 25
-
-Tricksters, 47, 48
-
-_Trivia_, Gay's, 26
-
-Troope every one!, 12
-
-Turnips and carrots, O! Dr. Johnson's reference thereto, 43
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-Turnips, Cream made of, 60
-
-Type seller, 42
-
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-Umbrellas, Early, 70
-
-Underground Railway, 70
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-Under-street Cries, 70
-
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-Versification, Specimens of, in London Cries, 111-117
-
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-Wardens! Hot baked, 38
-
-Ward's (Ned) _London Spy_ (1703), 38
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-Watchman, 35
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-Water for the Buggs!, 29, 125, 126
-
-Waterman, The, 36
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-"What d'ye ack?", 24
-
-Whistling prohibited after 9 o'clock, 51
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-White sand and grey sand!, 97
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-Wigs, The best, 36
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-Woolsack! I'm on the, 31
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-York, Cries of, 14
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-Young lambs to sell!, 105
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