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-<div class='tnotes covernote'>
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-<p class='c000'><b>Transcriber’s Note:</b></p>
-
-<p class='c000'>The cover image was created by the transcriber and is placed in the public domain.</p>
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-</div>
-
-<div class='section ph1'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div>TALES OF</div>
- <div>A VANISHING RIVER</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='box'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c002'>
- <div>BY THE SAME AUTHOR</div>
- <div class='c003'>SKETCHES IN DUNELAND</div>
- <div>THE DUNE COUNTRY</div>
- <div>THE VOICES OF THE DUNES</div>
- <div>ETCHING: A PRACTICAL TREATISE</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div id='Frontispiece' class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_frontis.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='right'>(<em>See Page <a href='#Page_15'>15</a></em>)</span><br /><br /><span class='sc'>A Kankakee Bayou</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='titlepage'>
-
-<div>
- <h1 class='c004'><em>Tales of A Vanishing River</em></h1>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c005'>
- <div><span class='small'><em>by</em></span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='xlarge'>EARL H. REED</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='small'><em>Author of</em></span></div>
- <div class='c003'>“The Dune Country”</div>
- <div>“Sketches in Duneland”</div>
- <div>etc.</div>
- <div class='c005'><em>Illustrated by the Author</em></div>
- <div class='c005'>NEW YORK ~ JOHN LANE COMPANY</div>
- <div>LONDON ~ JOHN LANE. THE BODLEY HEAD</div>
- <div>MCMXX</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div><span class='sc'>Copyright, 1920,</span></div>
- <div><span class='sc'>By John Lane Company</span></div>
- <div class='c005'><span class='small'>Press of</span></div>
- <div><span class='small'>J. J. Little &amp; Ives Company</span></div>
- <div><span class='small'>New York, U. S. A.</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div><em>To</em></div>
- <div class='c003'>MY FRIEND</div>
- <div class='c003'>H. W. J.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c003' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_7'>7</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>FOREWORD</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>The background of this collection of sketches
-and stories is the country through which
-flowed one of the most interesting of our
-western rivers before its destruction as a natural
-waterway.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>This book is not a history. It is intended as an
-interpretation of the life along the river that the
-author has come in contact with during many years
-of familiarity with the region. Names of places and
-characters have been changed for the reason that,
-while effort has been made to adhere to artistic
-truth, literary liberties have been taken with facts
-when they have not seemed essential to the story.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>E. H. R.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_9'>9</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>CONTENTS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table0' summary='CONTENTS'>
- <tr>
- <th class='c009'><span class='small'>CHAPTER</span></th>
- <th class='c010'>&nbsp;</th>
- <th class='c011'><span class='small'>PAGE</span></th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>I</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Vanishing River</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_15'>15</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>II</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Silver Arrow</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_31'>31</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>III</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Brass Bound Box</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_47'>47</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>IV</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The “Wether Book” of Buck Granger’s Grandfather</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_65'>65</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>V</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Tipton Posey’s Store</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_105'>105</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>VI</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Muskrat Hyatt’s Redemption</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_135'>135</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>VII</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Turkey Club</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_165'>165</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>VIII</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Predicaments of Colonel Peets</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_207'>207</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>IX</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>His Unlucky Star</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_245'>245</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_11'>11</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table0' summary='ILLUSTRATIONS'>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>A Kankakee Bayou</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><em><a href='#Frontispiece'>Frontispiece</a></em></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Waukena</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><em>Facing Page</em></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_32'>32</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Familiar Haunts</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_48'>48</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Old Log House</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_66'>66</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Tipton Posey</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_106'>106</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>“<span class='sc'>Puckerbrush Bill</span>”</td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_120'>120</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Swan Peterson</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_122'>122</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Dick Shakes</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_130'>130</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>“Muskrat” Hyatt</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_136'>136</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Reverend Daniel Butters</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_148'>148</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>“Bill” Stiles</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_166'>166</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Colonel Jasper M. Peets</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_208'>208</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Miss Anastasia Simpson</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_218'>218</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Sheriff</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_264'>264</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_15'>15</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>I<br /> <span class='large'>THE VANISHING RIVER</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>Somewhere in a large swampland, about
-fifty miles east of the southern end of Lake
-Michigan, the early French explorers found
-the beginning of the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A thread-like current crept through a maze of
-oozy depressions, quagmires, seeping bogs and little
-pools, among patches of sodden brush, alders and
-rank grass. With many intricate windings, the
-vagrant waters, swollen by numberless springs and
-rivulets, emerged from the tangled morass, became
-a living stream, and began its long and tortuous
-journey toward the southwest, finally to be lost in
-the immensity of unknown floods beyond.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The explorers called the stream the Theakiki. In
-the changing nomenclature of succeeding years it
-became the Kankakee. It was the main confluent
-of the Illinois, and one of the first highways of the
-white man to the Mississippi.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The crude topographic charts of the early
-voyagers on the river naturally differ much in detail
-and accuracy, but, in comparing them with our modern
-maps, we wonder at their keen observation and
-the painstaking use of their limited facilities.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_16'>16</span>The annals of their journeys are replete with
-description, legend, romance, disheartening hardship,
-and unremitting battle at the barriers of nature
-against her would-be conquerors.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The name of LaSalle, that resplendent figure in
-the exploration of the west, will be forever associated
-with the Kankakee. There are few pages of
-historic lore more absorbing and thrilling to the
-admirer of unflinching fortitude and dauntless
-heroism than the dramatic story of this knight
-errant of France, and his intrepid followers. Among
-the woods and waters, and on the desolate frozen
-wastes of a strange land, they found paths that led
-to imperishable renown. They were <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">avant-coureurs</span></i>
-of a new force that was to transform a wilderness
-into an empire, but an empire far different from that
-of their hopes and dreams.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>LaSalle’s little band had ascended the St.
-Joseph, and had portaged their belongings from
-one of its bends about five miles away. They
-launched their canoes on the narrow tide of the
-Theakiki and descended the river to the Illinois.
-The incentives of the expedition were to expand the
-dominions of Louis the XIV, to extend the pale of
-the cross, and to find new fountains that would pour
-forth gold.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>For gold and power man has scarred the earth
-he lives upon and annihilated its creatures since the
-dawn of recorded time, and for gold and power will
-he struggle to the end, whatever and wherever the
-end may be, for somewhere in the scheme of creation
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_17'>17</span>it is so written. The moralist may find the
-story on the Vanishing River, as he may find it
-everywhere else in the world, in his study of the
-fabric of the foibles and passions of his kind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old narratives mention a camp of Miami
-Indians, visible near the source of the river, at the
-time of LaSalle’s embarkation. We may imagine
-that curious beady eyes peered from the clustered
-wigwams in the distance upon the newcomers, the
-wondering aborigines little knowing that a serpent
-had entered their Eden, and thenceforth their race
-was to look only upon a setting sun.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The river flowed through a mystic land. With
-magnificent sweeps and bends it wound out on open
-fertile areas and into dense virgin forests, doubling
-to and fro in its course, widening into broad lakes,
-and moving on to vast labyrinths of dank grass,
-rushes, lily pads, trembling bogs and impenetrable
-brush tangles. The main channel often lost itself
-in the side currents and in mazes of rank vegetation.
-Here and there were little still tarns and open pools
-that reflected the wandering clouds by day and the
-changing moons at night.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were great stretches of marshy wastes and
-flooded lowlands, where millions upon millions of
-water fowl found welcome retreats and never failing
-food. During the migrating seasons in the
-spring and fall, vast flocks of ducks were patterned
-against the clouds. They swooped down in endless
-hordes. Turbulent calls and loud trumpetings
-heralded the coming of serried legions of geese,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_18'>18</span>swans and brant, as they broke their ranks, settled
-on to the hospitable waters and floated in gentle contentment.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The wild rice fields were inexhaustible granaries,
-and intrusion into them was followed by hurried
-beating of hidden wings. A disturbance of a few
-birds would start a slowly increasing alarm; soon
-the sky would be darkened by the countless
-flocks swarming out of miles of grasses, and the air
-would be filled with the roar of fleeing pinions.
-Gradually they would return to enjoy their wonted
-tranquility.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The feathered myriads came and went with the
-transient seasons, but great numbers remained
-and nested on the bogs among the rushes, and on
-the little oak shaded islands in the swamps.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Coots, grebes, rails, and bitterns haunted the
-pools and runways among the thick sedges. Sudden
-awkward flights out of concealed coverts often
-startled the quiet wayfarer on the currents and
-ponds of the swamps. The solitary loon’s weird
-calls echoed from distant open waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Swarms of blackbirds rose out of the reeds and
-rice, and, after vicarious circlings, disappeared into
-other grassy retreats, enlivening the solitudes with
-their busy clamor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the summer and autumn the flowers of the wet
-places bloomed in luxuriant profusion. Limitless
-acres of pond lilies opened their chaste petals in
-the slumberous airs. Harmonies of brilliant color
-bedecked the russet robes of autumn, and far over
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_19'>19</span>the broad fenlands yellow and vermillion banners
-waved in the soft winds of early fall.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In these wild marshlands was the kingdom of the
-muskrat. The little villages and isolated domiciles—built
-of roots and rushes, and plastered with mud—protruded
-above the surface over the wide
-expanses, and were concealed in cleared spaces in
-the high, thick grasses. The pelts of these prolific
-and industrious little animals were speedily converted
-into wealth in after years.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The otter and the mink hunted their prey on the
-marshes and in the dank labyrinths of brush and
-wood debris along the main stream. Beavers
-thrived on the tributary waters, where these patient
-and skilful engineers built their dams and established
-their towns with the sagacity and foresight
-of their kind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On still sunshiny days the tribes of the turtles
-emerged from their miry retreats and basked in
-phlegmatic immobility on the sodden logs and
-decayed fallen timber that littered the course of the
-current through the deep woodlands. The muddy
-fraternity would often seem to cover every low protruding
-object that could sustain them. At the
-passing of a boat the gray masses would awake and
-tumble with loud splashings into the depths.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The fish common to our western streams and lakes
-were prolific in the river. Aged men sit in hickory
-rocking chairs and enliven the mythology of their
-winter firesides with tales of mighty catfish, bass,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_20'>20</span>pike and pickerel that once swam in the clear waters
-and fell victims to their lures.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The finny world has not only supplied man with
-invaluable food, but has been a beneficent stimulant
-to his imaginative faculties.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The choruses of the bull frogs in the marshes and
-bayous at night are among the joys unforgettable to
-those who have listened to these concerts out on the
-moonlit stretches among the lily pads and bending
-rushes. The corpulent gossips in the hidden places
-sent forth medleys of resonant sound that resembled
-deep tones of bass viols. They mingled with the
-rippling lighter notes of the smaller frog folk, and
-all blended into lyrics of nocturnal harmonies that
-lulled the senses and attuned the heart strings to
-the Voices of the Little Things.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Colonies of blue herons nested among the sycamores
-and elms in the overflowed bottom lands bordering
-on the river. A well known ornithologist has
-justly called this stately bird “the symbol of the
-wild.” Visits to the populous heronries were events
-long to be remembered by lovers of bird life. Sometimes
-eight or ten of the rudely constructed nests
-would occupy one tree, and within an area of perhaps
-twenty acres, hundreds of gawky offspring
-would come forth in April to be fed and guarded
-by the powerful bills of the older birds.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>These nesting retreats were often accessible from
-the river, and a canoe floating into the placid and
-secluded precincts roused instant protest from the
-ghostly forms perched about on the limbs. The
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_21'>21</span>great birds would circle out over the trees with
-hoarse cries, but if the intruder became motionless
-they would soon return and resume their family
-cares.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The perfect reflections in the clear still waters,
-with the inverted tracery of the tree tops against
-the skies below, decorated with the statuesque figures
-of the herons, pictured dreamlands that
-seemed of another world, and tempted errant fancy
-into remote paths.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The passenger pigeons came in multitudes to the
-river country in the fall and settled into the woods,
-where the ripe acorns afforded abundant food. The
-old inhabitants tell wondrous tales of their migrations,
-when the innumerable flocks obscured the
-clouds and the sound of the passing of the gray
-hosts was that of a moaning wind. The gregariousness
-of these birds was their ruin. They congregated
-on the dead trees in such numbers as to often
-break the smaller limbs. Owls, hawks, and four-footed
-night marauders feasted voraciously upon
-them. They were easy victims for the nets and guns
-of the pot hunters and the blind destructiveness of
-man wherever nature has been prodigal of her gifts.
-For years these beautiful creatures have been
-extinct, but the lesson of their going is only now
-beginning to be heeded.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The black companies of the crows kept watch and
-ward over the forests and winding waters. Their
-noisy parliaments were in constant session, and few
-vistas through the woods, or out over the open landscapes,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_22'>22</span>were without the accents of their moving
-forms against the sky.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Among the many feathered species there are none
-that appear to take themselves more seriously. They
-are ubiquitous and most curious as to everything
-that exists or happens within the spheres of their
-activities, and are so much a part of our great out
-of doors that we would miss them sadly if they
-were gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wild turkeys and partridges were plentiful in
-the woods and underbrush. Eagles soared in majestic
-flight over the country and dropped to the waters
-and into the forests upon their furtive prey.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the spring the woodlands were filled with melodious
-choirs of the smaller birds. Their enemies
-were few and they thrived in their happy homes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Deer were once abundant. Elk horns have been
-found, and there are disputed records of straggling
-herds of buffalo. Panther tracks were sometimes
-seen, and the black bear—that interesting vagabond
-of the woods—was a faithful visitor to the wild bee
-trees. Wolves roved through the timber. Wild
-cats, foxes, woodchucks, raccoons, and hundreds of
-smaller animals, dwelt in the great forests.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In this happy land lived the Miami and Pottowattomie
-Indians. Their little villages of bark
-wigwams and tepees of dried skins were scattered
-along the small streams, the borders of the river,
-and on the many islands that divided its course.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>They sat in spiritual darkness on the verdant
-banks until the white man came to change their gods
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_23'>23</span>and superstitions, but the region teemed with fish,
-game and wild fruits, and, with their limited wants,
-they enjoyed the average contentment of humankind.
-Whether or not their moral well being improved
-or deteriorated under the teachings and
-influence of the Franciscan and Jesuit fathers and
-the protestant missionaries, is a question for the
-casuists, but the ways of the white man withered
-and swept them away. Unable to hold what they
-could not defend, they were despoiled of their heritage
-and exiled to other climes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Their little cemeteries are still found, where the
-buried skeletons grimly await the Great Solution,
-amid the curious decayed trappings of a past age
-that were interred for the use of the dead in mystical
-happy hunting grounds. Their problem, like ours,
-remains as profound as their sleep. Occasionally
-curious delvers into Indian history have unearthed
-grisly skulls, covered with mould, and fragments of
-bones in these silent places.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Many thousands of stone weapons, flint arrowheads,
-implements of the red men’s simple agriculture,
-and utensils of their rude housekeeping,
-have been found in the soil of the land where once
-their lodges tapered into the green foliage.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Traces remain of the trails that connected the
-villages and threaded the country in every direction.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The relations between the first settlers and the
-Indians seem to have been harmonious, but friction
-of interests developed with the continued influx of
-the whites, until the primitive law of “might makes
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_24'>24</span>right” was applied to the coveted lands. Sculptured
-monuments have now been erected to the red
-chieftains by the descendants of those who robbed
-them—empty and belated recognition of their
-equities.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Many hunters and trappers came into the wild
-country, lured by the abundant game and fur. The
-beavers and muskrats provided the greater part of
-the spoil of the trappers.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Gradually the pioneer farmers began clearing
-tracts in the forests, where they found a soil of
-exuberant fertility.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With improved methods and firearms the annihilation
-of the wild life commenced. Many hundreds
-of tons of scattered leaden shot lie buried in unknown
-miry depths, that streamed into the skies
-at the passing flocks. The modern breech loader
-worked devastating havoc. The water fowl
-dwindled rapidly in numbers with the onward years,
-for the fame of the region as a sportsman’s paradise
-was nation wide.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The inroads of the trappers on the fur bearing
-animals practically exterminated all but the prolific
-and obstinate muskrat, destined to be one of the
-last survivors.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In later years the trappers lived in little shacks,
-“wickyups” and log cabins on the bayous, near the
-edges of the marshes, and on the banks of the tributary
-streams. Many of them were strange odd
-characters. The almost continual solitude of their
-lives developed their baser instincts, without teaching
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_25'>25</span>the arts of their concealment possessed by those
-who have social and educational advantages.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With the increasing markets for wild game they
-became pot hunters and sold great quantities of
-ducks and other slaughtered birds.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The rude habitations were often enlarged or
-rebuilt to accommodate visiting duck shooters and
-fishermen, for whom they acted as guides and hosts.
-They began to mingle in the life of the little towns,
-and occasional isolated cross road stores, that came
-into being at long distances apart, where they went
-to dispose of their pelts and game.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Queerly clad, long haired and much bewhiskered,
-they were picturesque figures, standing in their
-sharp pointed canoes, which they propelled with long
-handled paddles that served as push poles in shallow
-water. Dogs that were trained retrievers and
-devoted companions, often occupied the bows of the
-little boats. In the middle of the craft were piled
-wooden decoys, dead birds, muskrats or steel traps,
-when they journeyed to and from the marshes, where
-they appeared in all weathers and seasons except
-midsummer. During the hot months they usually
-loafed in somnolent idleness at the stores, puttered
-about their shacks, or did odd jobs on the farms.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There are tales of lawlessness in the country characteristic
-of the raw edges of civilization in a
-sparsely settled region. Horse stealing appears to
-have been a favorite industry of evil doers, and timber
-thieves were numerous. In the absence of convenient
-jails and courts the law of the wild was administered
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_26'>26</span>without mercy to these and other miscreants
-when they were caught.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Moonshiners, whose interests did not conflict with
-local public sentiment, were seldom interfered with.
-The infrequent investigations of emissaries of the
-government met with little sympathy except when
-they were looking for counterfeiters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Kankakee of old has gone, for the lands over
-which it spread became valuable. A mighty ditch
-has been excavated, extending almost its entire
-course, to deepen and straighten its channel, and to
-drain away its marshes. The altered line of the
-stream left many of the rude homes of the old
-trappers far inland. Their occupations have ceased
-and they sit in melancholy silence and brood upon
-the past. For them the book is closed. They falter
-at the threshold of a new era in which nature has
-not fitted them to live.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Ugly steam dredges, with ponderous iron jaws,
-came upon the river. Hoary patriarchs of the forest
-were felled. Ancient roots and green banks,
-mantled with vines, were ruthlessly blasted away.
-The dredge scoops delved into mossy retreats.
-Secret dens and runways were opened to the glaring
-light and there were many rustlings of furtive feet
-and wings through the invaded grasses.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The limpid waters reflected Mammon’s sinister
-form. The despoiler tore relentlessly through
-ferny aisles in the green embowered woods and
-across the swamps and flowery fens. The glittering
-lakes, the meandering loops and bends disappeared,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_27'>27</span>and the fecund marshlands yielded their life currents.
-The thousand night voices on their moon
-flooded stretches were stilled. The wild life fled.
-Wondering flocks in the skies looked down on the
-strange scene, changed their courses and winged on.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The passing of the river leaves its memories of
-musical ripplings over pebbly shoals, murmurous
-runes among the fallen timber, tremulous moon
-paths over darkened waters, the twinkling of wispy
-hosts of fireflies in dreamy dusks, blended perfumes
-of still forests, heron haunted bayous, enchanting
-islands, with their profusion of wild grapes and
-plums, and the glories of afterglows beyond the
-vast marshes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The currents that once widened in silvery magnificence
-to their natural barriers, and wandered
-peacefully among the mysteries of the woods, now
-flow madly on through a man-wrought channel. In
-sorrow the gloomy waters flee with writhing swirls
-from the land where once they crept out over
-the low areas and rested on their ways to the sea.
-In the moaning of the homeless tide we may hear the
-requiem of the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Fields of corn and wheat stretch over the reclaimed
-acres, for the utilitarian has triumphed
-over beauty and nature’s providence for her wild
-creatures. The destruction of one of the most
-valuable bird refuges on the continent has almost
-been completed, for the sake of immediate wealth.
-The realization of this great economic wrong must
-be left to future generations. The ugly dredges are
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_28'>28</span>finishing the desecration on the lower reaches of
-the stream.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Vanishing River moves on through a twilight
-of ignorance and error, for the sacrifice of our bird
-life and our regions of natural beauty is the sacrifice
-of precious material and spiritual gifts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the darkness of still nights pale phantom currents
-may creep into the denuded winding channels,
-guided by the unseen Power that directs the waters,
-and fade into the dim mists before the dawn.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Under the brooding care of the Great Spirit for
-the departed children, ghostly war plumes may
-flutter softly among the leaves and tassels of the
-corn that wave over the Red Man’s lost domain,
-when the autumn winds whisper in the star-lit fields,
-for the land is peopled with shadows, and has passed
-into the realm of legend, romance and fancy.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_31'>31</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>II<br /> <span class='large'>THE SILVER ARROW</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>The story of the arrow was slowly unravelled
-from the tangled thread of interrupted narrative
-related to us by old Waukena. She
-sat in her little log hut among the tall poplars and
-birches, beyond the farther end of Whippoorwill
-Bayou, and talked of the arrow during our visits,
-but never in a way that enabled us to connect the
-scattered fragments of the tale into proper sequence
-until we had heard various parts of it many times.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She was a remnant of the Pottowattomies. She
-did not know when she was born, but, from her
-knowledge of events that happened in her lifetime,
-the approximate dates of which we knew, she must
-have been over ninety.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Her solitary life and habitual silence had developed
-a taciturnity that steals upon those who dwell
-in the stillness of the forest. There was a far away
-look in the old eyes, and a tinge of bitterness in her
-low voice, as she talked sadly in her broken English,
-of the days that were gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She cherished the traditions of her people, and
-their sorrows lingered in her heart. Like shriveled
-leaves clinging to withered boughs, her memories
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_32'>32</span>seemed to rustle faintly when a new breath of interest
-touched them, and from among these rustlings
-we culled the arrow’s story.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The little cabin was very old. Its furnishings
-were in keeping with its occupant and sufficient for
-her simple needs. There was a rough stone fireplace
-at one end of the single room. A flat projecting
-boulder on one side of its interior provided
-a shelf for the few cooking utensils. They were
-hung on a rickety iron swinging arm over the wood
-fire when in use. A much worn turkey wing, with
-charred edges, lay near the hearth, with which the
-scattered ashes were dusted back into the fireplace.
-A bedstead, constructed of birch saplings,
-occupied the other end of the room. Several coon
-and fox skins, neatly sewed together, and a couple
-of gray blankets, laid over some rush mats, completed
-the sleeping arrangements. With the exception
-of a few bunches of bright hued feathers, stuck
-about in various chinks, the rough walls were bare
-of ornament.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The other furniture consisted of a couple of low
-stools, a heavy rocking chair and a small pine table.
-A kerosene lantern and some candles illumined the
-squalid interior at night.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In an open space near the cabin was a small patch
-of cultivated ground that produced a few vegetables.
-Sunflowers and hollyhocks grew along its edge and
-gave a touch of color to the surroundings.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_032_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Waukena</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_33'>33</span>The old settlers and their families, who lived in
-the river country, provided Waukena with most of
-her food supplies and the few other comforts that
-were necessary to her lonely existence.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Many times I studied the rugged old face in the
-fire light. Among the melancholy lines there
-lurked a certain grimness and lofty reserve. There
-was no humility in the modelling of the determined
-mouth and chin. The features were those of a
-mother of warriors. The blood of heroes, unknown
-and forgotten, was in her veins, and the savage
-fatalism of centuries slumbered in the placid dark
-eyes. It was the calmed face of one who had defied
-vicissitude, and who, with head unbowed, would
-meet finality.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>My friend the historian had known her many
-years, and had made copious notes of her childhood
-recollections of the enforced departure of her tribe
-from the river country. She and several others had
-taken refuge in a swamp until the soldiers had gone.
-They then made their way north and dwelt for a
-few years near the St. Joseph, where a favored portion
-of the tribe was allowed to retain land, but
-finally returned to their old haunts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When she was quite young her mother gave her
-the headless arrow, which she took from one of the
-recesses in the log wall and showed to us. It was
-a slender shaft of hickory, perfectly straight, and
-fragments of the dyed feathers that once ornamented
-it still adhered to its delicately notched base. At
-the other end were frayed remnants of animal fiber
-that had once held the point in place. There were
-dark stains along the shaft that had survived the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_34'>34</span>years. The old squaw held it tenderly in her hands
-as she talked of it, and always replaced it carefully
-in the narrow niche when the subject was changed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nearly a hundred years ago the shaft was fashioned
-by an old arrowmaker up the river for Little
-Turtle, a young hunter, who hoped to kill a particular
-bald eagle with it. For a long time the bird
-had soared with unconquered wings over the river
-country, and seemed to bear a charmed life. It had
-successfully eluded him for nearly a year, but finally
-fell when the twang of Little Turtle’s bow sent the
-new weapon into his breast, as he sat unsuspectingly
-on a limb of a dead tree that bent over the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The victor proudly bore his trophy to his bark
-canoe and paddled down the stream to Whippoorwill
-Bayou. He pulled the little craft up into the underbrush
-at twilight, and sat quietly on the bank until
-the full moon came out from among the trees.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the other side of the bayou were heavy masses
-of wild grape vines that had climbed over some dead
-trees and undergrowth. Through a strange freak
-of nature the convoluted piles had resolved themselves
-into grotesque shapes that, in the magic sheen
-of the moonlight, suggested the head and shoulders
-of a gigantic human figure, with long locks and overhanging
-brows, standing at the edge of the forest.
-The lusty growth had crept over the lower trees in
-such a way that the distribution of the shadows completed
-the illusion. An unkempt old man seemed to
-stand wearily, with masses of the tangled verdure
-heaped over his extended hands. It was only when
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_35'>35</span>the moon was near the horizon that the lights and
-shadows produced the strange apparition. The
-weird figure, sculptured by the sorcery of the pale
-beams, was called “The Father of the Vines” by
-the red men, and he was believed to have an occult
-influence over the living things that dwelt in the
-forests along the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Under one of the burdened hands was a dark
-grotto that led back into the mysteries of the woods,
-and from it came the low cry of a whippoorwill.
-Little Turtle instantly rose, dragged out the concealed
-canoe, paddled silently over the moonlit
-water, and entered the grotto. A shadowy figure
-had glided out to meet him, for the whippoorwill call
-was Nebowie’s signal to her lover.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>For months the grotto had been their trysting
-place. Rose winged hours were spent there, and the
-great hands seemed to be held in benediction, as the
-world old story was told within the hidden recesses.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nebowie’s father, Moose Jaw, a scarred old warrior
-and hunter, had told White Wolf that his dark-eyed
-willowy daughter should go to his wigwam
-when the wild geese again crossed the sky, and White
-Wolf was anxiously counting the days that lay between
-him and the fruition of his hopes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was a tall, low browed, villainous looking savage.
-He had once saved Moose Jaw from an untimely
-death. The old Indian was crossing a frozen
-marsh one winter morning, with a deer on his shoulders,
-and broke through the ice. White Wolf happened
-to see him and effected his rescue. He had
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_36'>36</span>long gazed from afar on the light in Moose Jaw’s
-wigwam, but Nebowie’s eyes were downcast when he
-came. He lived down the river, and the people of
-his village seldom came up as far as Whippoorwill
-Bayou.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His persistent visits, encouraged by the grateful
-old Indian, and frowned upon by the flower he
-sought, gradually became less frequent, and finally
-ceased, when he learned the secret of Nebowie and
-Little Turtle, after stealthily haunting the neighborhood
-of the bayou for several weeks.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>An evil light came into White Wolf’s sinister
-eyes, and the fires of blood lust kindled in his breast.
-He went on the path of vengeance. The savage and
-the esthete are alike when the coveted male or
-female of their kind is taken by another. He was
-too crafty to wage open warfare and resolved to
-eliminate his rival in some way that would not
-arouse suspicion and resentment when he again
-sought Nebowie’s smiles.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Old Moose Jaw smoked many pipes, and meditated
-philosophically over his daughter’s obstinate disregard
-of the compact with White Wolf. Nebowie’s
-mother had been dead several years, and the old
-Indian was easily reconciled to what appeared to be
-his daughter’s resolution to remain with him, for
-the little bark wigwam would be lonely without her.
-She went cheerfully about her various tasks, and
-never mentioned Little Turtle, until one day they
-came together and told him their story. As nothing
-had been seen of White Wolf for a long time, the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_37'>37</span>old man assumed that his ardor had cooled, and
-finally consented to the building of the new Wigwam
-on the bayou bank near the Father of the Vines,
-where Nebowie would still be near him. He had
-no objections to Little Turtle and hoped that the
-obligation to White Wolf could be discharged in
-some other way.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He rejoiced when the small black eyes of a papoose
-blinked at him when he visited the new wigwam
-one afternoon during the following summer. He
-spent much time with the little wild thing on his knee
-when she was old enough to be handled by anybody
-but her mother. He would sit for hours, gently
-swinging the birch bark cradle that hung from a
-low bough near the bank, for he was no longer able
-to hunt or fish, and took no part in the activities of
-the men of the village. Little Turtle’s prowess
-amply supplied both wigwams with food and
-raiment, and there was no need for further exertion.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>White Wolf had apparently recovered from his
-infatuation. He occasionally came up the river, but
-his connection with the affairs of the community,
-whose little habitations were widely scattered
-through the woods beyond the bayou, was considered
-a thing of the past.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Little Turtle was highly esteemed by the men of
-his village, and two years after his marriage he
-was made its chief.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The following spring delegations from the various
-villages along the river departed for a general powwow
-of the tribe, near the mouth of the St. Joseph,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_38'>38</span>in the country of the dunes, about eighty miles
-away. Little Turtle and White Wolf went with
-them. Time had nurtured the demon in the heart of
-the baffled suitor, but there were no indications of
-enmity during the trip. The party broke up on its
-way home and took different trails. Little Turtle
-never returned.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nebowie pined in anguish for the home coming,
-and White Wolf waited for her sorrow to pass. She
-spent months of misery, and finally carried her
-aching heart to the “Black Robe,” who ministered
-to the spiritual needs of her people, after the formula
-of his sect, in the little mission house up the
-river. He was a kindly counselor and listened with
-sympathy to her story.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He belonged to that hardy and zealous band of
-ecclesiastics who had come into the land of another
-race to build new altars, and to teach what they believed
-to be the ways to redemption. He told Nebowie
-to take her sorrow to the white man’s deity and gave
-her a small silver crucifix as a token that would
-bring divine consolation and peace. Forms of penance
-and supplication were prescribed, and she was
-sent away with the blessing of the devout priest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nebowie carried her cross and, during the still
-hours in the little wigwam, she held it to her
-anguished breast. The months brought no surcease.
-In the quiet ministry of the woods there crept into
-her heart a belief that the magic of the Black Robe’s
-God was futile.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The inevitable atavism came and she departed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_39'>39</span>into the silences. For a long time her whereabouts
-were unknown. During the bitter months her intuitive
-mind worked out the problem. Something
-that she found in the wilderness had solved the mystery
-of her loved one’s disappearance, and, when
-she returned, she hammered her silver crucifix into
-an arrow head, bound it with deer sinew to the hickory
-shaft of the arrow with which Little Turtle had
-killed the bald eagle, and meditated upon the hour
-of her revenge. White Wolf was doomed, and his
-executioner patiently bided the time for action.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He renewed his visits and condoled with the sad
-old man, but made no progress with Nebowie,
-although she sometimes seemed to encourage his
-advances.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One evening in the early fall he returned from a
-hunting trip over the marshes. He followed one of
-the small trails that skirted the woods near his
-village. A shadowy form moved silently among the
-trees. There was a low whir, and something sped
-through the dusk.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When they found White Wolf in the morning the
-hair on one side of his head was matted with blood,
-and a small hole led into his stilled brain, but there
-was no clue to the motive or to the author of the
-tragedy. He was duly mourned and buried after
-the manner of his fathers. His taking off was numbered
-among the enigmas of the past, and was soon
-forgotten.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nebowie continued her home life with her father
-and her little one, but tranquility was in her face.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_40'>40</span>She felt within her the glow that retribution brings
-to the savage heart—whether it be red or white.
-A recompense had come to her tortured soul that
-softened the after years. The silver of the arrow
-point had achieved a mission that had failed when
-it bore the form of a cross.</p>
-
-<p class='c012'>During our exploration of the sites of the old
-Indian villages in the river country, we discovered
-a large pasture that had never been ploughed.
-Traces of two well worn trails led through it, and,
-on a little knoll near the center of the field, we found
-what appeared to be burial mounds.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We were reluctant to desecrate the hallowed spot,
-but finally yielded to the temptation to open one of
-them. We unearthed two skeletons. They were
-both in a sitting position. I picked up one of the
-skulls and curiously examined it. Something rattled
-within the uncanny relic and dropped to the grass.
-The small object proved to be a silver arrowhead,
-and Waukena’s story came home to us with startling
-reality. We replaced the bones and reshaped the
-mound as best we could, but carried with us the
-mouldy skull and its carefully wrought messenger
-of death.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nearly all of the Indians in the river country were
-buried in a sitting position. The grim skeletons of
-the vanished race belong to the world that is under
-ground. In countless huddled hordes, they sit in
-the gloom of the fragrant earth, with hands outstretched,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_41'>41</span>as if in mute appeal, and wait through
-the years for whatever gods may come.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the darkness that may be eternal, the disputations
-of theologians do not disturb the gathering
-mould. The multitudinous forms of reward and
-punishment, that play in empty pageantry upon the
-hopes and fears of those who walk the green earth,
-touch not the myriads in its bosom.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The self appointed, who bear the lights of man
-born dogma, and the blessings and curses of imaginary
-deities, into the paths of the unknowable,
-grope as blindly among pagan bones as through
-cathedral aisles.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>That evening we rowed up the river to carry our
-story to Waukena. She held the mouldy skull in
-her lap for a long time and regarded it with deep
-interest. Sealed fountains within her aged heart
-seemed to well anew, for there were tears in her
-eyes when she raised them toward us.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Waukena was the little girl that played around the
-stricken wigwam on the bayou, and she had treasured
-the stained shaft as a heritage from those she
-had loved. To her it was a sacred thing. The life
-currents it had changed had passed on, but they
-seemed to meet again as the gray haired woman sat
-before her flickering fire, with the mute toys of the
-fateful drama about her. We left her alone with
-her musings.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When we came one evening, a week later, the
-door was open, but the ashes on the hearth were
-cold. On the rough table lay the mouldy skull, that
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_42'>42</span>was once the home of relentless passion, and near it,
-before its eyeless caverns, was the blood stained
-shaft, with the silver point neatly fitted back into
-its place.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Waukena may have stolen away through the solitudes
-of the dim forest, and yielded her tired heart
-unto the gods of her people, for she was never again
-seen in the river country. Her chastened soul may
-still wander in the shadowy vistas of the winter
-woods, when the sun sinks in aureoles of crimson
-beyond the lacery of the tall trees—that stand still
-and ghostly—their slender boles tinged with hues
-of red, like the lost arrow shafts of those who are
-gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sadly and thoughtfully we walked down the old
-trail that bordered the bayou. We sat for a long
-time on the moss covered bank and talked of the
-arrow and the destinies it had touched. The pearly
-disk of the full moon hung in the eastern sky. A
-faint mist veiled the surface of the softly lisping
-water. An owl swept low over the bayou into the
-gloom of the forest. The pond lilies had closed
-their chalices and sealed their fragrance for another
-day. Hosts of tiny wings were moving among the
-sedges. Fireflies gemmed the dark places and vanished,
-as human lives come out of the void, waver
-with transient glow, and are gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a tender eloquence and witchery in
-the gentle murmurings of the night. Mystic voices
-were in the woods. Beyond the other shore the
-hoary form of the Father of the Vines seemed transfigured
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_43'>43</span>with a holy light. From somewhere in the
-gloom of the grotto came the plaintive notes of a
-whippoorwill.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As one crying in the wilderness, Nebowie’s spirit
-was calling for her lost lover from among the embowered
-labyrinths.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the twilights of drowsy summers, the wild
-cadence still enchants the bayou. The moon still
-rides through the highways of the star strewn skies,
-and, with pensive luster, pictures the guardian of
-the trysting place of long ago. The shadows below
-the lofty forehead have deepened, and the great
-silent figure bends with the weight of the onward
-years.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Out yonder, in the moonlit woods,</div>
- <div class='line'>With humble mien he stands,</div>
- <div class='line'>With the burden of the fruitage</div>
- <div class='line'>In his vine entangled hands;</div>
- <div class='line'>Where the hiding purpling clusters</div>
- <div class='line'>Are caught by silver beams,</div>
- <div class='line'>That revel in the meshes</div>
- <div class='line'>Of his leafy net of dreams.</div>
- <div class='line'>With the weariness of fulfillment,</div>
- <div class='line'>His tendril woven brow</div>
- <div class='line'>Is bowed before the mystery</div>
- <div class='line'>Of the eternal Why and How.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_47'>47</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>III<br /> <span class='large'>THE BRASS BOUND BOX</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>Jerry Island was formed by one of the
-side currents of the river that wandered off
-through the woods and lowland and rejoined
-the main stream above the Big Marsh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The herons, bitterns and wild ducks swept low
-over the brush entangled water course and dropped
-into the quiet open places. Innumerable clusters of
-small mud turtles fringed the drift wood and fallen
-timbers that retarded the sluggish current. The
-patriarchs of the hard shelled brotherhood—moss
-covered and intolerant—spent their days on the
-half-submerged gray logs in somnolent isolation.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Kingfishers, crows and hawks found a fecund
-hunting ground along the winding byway. Squirrels
-and chipmunks raced over the recumbent trunks,
-and whisked their bushy tails in the patches of sunlight
-that filtered through the interlacing boughs
-above them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>At night the owls, coons, minks and muskrats explored
-the wet labyrinths, aged bull frogs trumpeted
-dolefully, and stealthy nocturnal prowlers came
-there to drink. Sometimes the splash of a fish broke
-the stillness, and little rings crept away over the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_48'>48</span>surface and lost themselves among the weeds and
-floating moss.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Long ago the trails of wolves, deer, and other
-large animals appeared in the snow on the island
-during the winter; bear tracks were often found, and
-there is a legend among the latter day prosaics that
-a couple of panthers once had a den in the neighborhood.
-In later years most of the winter pathways
-were made by foxes and rabbits and their human
-and canine pursuers.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Near the bank of the main stream stood a decayed
-but well constructed old house. It was built
-of faced logs with mortar between them. There
-were three rooms on the ground floor, and some
-steep narrow stairs led into an attic next to the roof
-that sloped to the floor along its sides.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>My friend “Buck” Granger, a gray haired old
-trapper and hunter, whose grandfather built the
-house about a hundred years ago, ushered me up
-the creaky stairs late one night.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The alert eyes of a red squirrel peered at us from
-the end of a tattered mink muff that lay on an oak
-chest close to the roof, and vanished. Apparently
-the small visitor was not greatly disturbed, for,
-after two or three gentle undulations, the muff was
-motionless.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After conventional but cordial injunctions to make
-myself at home, Buck departed to his quarters below.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_048_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Familiar Haunts</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_49'>49</span>The quaint and picturesque attic was full of interest.
-An old fashioned bedstead stood in the room,
-a cumbrous, home made “four poster.” Over its
-cord lacings was a thick feather bed, several comforters,
-and a multicolored patchwork quilt. The
-sheets and pillow slips were of coarsely woven linen.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bunches of seed corn and dried herbs were suspended
-from pegs along the roof timbers; near the
-oak chest was a spinning wheel, and a broken cradle—all
-veiled with mantles of fine dust and cobwebs.
-The cradle, in which incipient genius may once have
-slumbered, was filled with bags of beans, ears of
-pop corn, and hickory nuts. Squirrels and white
-footed mice from the surrounding woods had held
-high revel in the tempting hoard.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The cradle had guarded the infancy of many little
-furred families after its first usefulness had ceased,
-for there were cosy tangled nests of shredded cotton
-and woolen material among its mixed contents.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Moths had worked sad havoc in the row of worn
-out garments that festooned the cross beams. Some
-rusty muskrat traps and obsolete fire arms were
-heaped in one corner, with discarded hats and boots.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Close to the roof, near the edge of the unprotected
-stairway, was a tall silent clock. It was very old.
-Most of the veneering had chipped away from its
-woodwork, parts of the enameled and grotesquely
-ornamented dial had scaled off, and across the
-scarred face its one crippled hand pointed to the
-figure seven. The worn mechanism had not pulsated
-for many years.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Innumerable tiny fibers connected the top and
-sides of the old clock with the sloping roof timbers,
-and a sinister watcher, hairy and misshapen—crouched
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_50'>50</span>within the mouth of a tubular web above
-the dial.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Tenuous highways spanned the spaces between the
-rafters. Gauzy filaments led away into obscurities,
-and gossamer shreds hung motionless from the
-upper gloom. There were mazes of webs, woven by
-generations of spiders, laden with impalpable dust,
-and tenantless. The patient spinners had lived their
-little day and left their airy tissues to the mercy of
-the years. Like flimsy relics of human endeavor, the
-frail structures awaited the inevitable.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was an impression of mistiness and haziness
-in the wandering and broken fibers, and the filmy
-labyrinths—as of a brain filled with fancies that
-were inchoate and confused—an abode of idle
-dreams.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The web spanned attic pictured a mind, inert and
-fettered by dogma and tradition, in which existence
-is passive, and where vital currents are stilled—where
-light is instinctively excluded and intrusion
-of extraneous ideas is resented. Occupants of endowed
-chairs in old universities, pedantic art
-classicists, smug dignitaries of established churches,
-and other guardians of embalmed and encrusted
-conclusions, are apt to have such attics. Like the
-misshapen watcher within the tubular web above
-the dial, they crouch in musty seclusion.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I opened the queer looking bed, that had evidently
-been made up a long time, and lay for half an hour
-or so, trying to read by the light of the sputtering
-candle. The subtle spell of the old attic at length
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_51'>51</span>overcame the charm of my author, and I gave myself
-over to a troop of thronging fancies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Although the invisible inmate of the muff gave
-a life accent to the room, the quiet was oppressive.
-A sense of seclusion from realities pervaded the
-human belongings. Intimate personal things, that
-only vanished hands have touched, seem to possess
-an indefinable remoteness—as if they pertained to
-something detached and far away—and lingered in
-an atmosphere of spiritual loneliness.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When the moon beams came through the cobwebbed
-window frame, and crept along the floor to
-the ghostly old clock, it haunted the room with a
-vague impression of weariness and futility. It
-seemed to stand in mute and solemn mockery of the
-eternal hours that had passed on and left it in hopeless
-vigil by the wayside.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The watcher in the web—grim and silent, like a
-waiting sexton—awakened uncanny thought. There
-was gruesome suggestion in the dark stairway hole
-at the foot of the clock—as if it had been newly dug
-in the earth.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Like evil phantoms into an idle mind, a pair of
-bats glided swiftly in through the open window,
-circled noiselessly about, and departed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The moon rays touched something in the rubbish
-at the further end of the room that reflected a dull
-light. After restraining my curiosity for some time,
-I arose, crossed the floor, and picked up a strange
-looking box. It was about fourteen inches long,
-nine inches high, and a foot wide. Its hasp and small
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_52'>52</span>handle on the cover appeared to be of wrought iron,
-but the embossed facing that covered the sides and
-ends, and the strips that protected the edges, were
-of brass, studded with nails of the same metal. It
-seemed in the dim light to be much corroded by
-time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hoping that something might be learned of its
-history in the morning, I placed the box on the floor
-near the bed, and was finally lulled to belated slumber
-by the crickets in the crevices of the logs, and
-the rustlings of tiny feet among the contents of the
-cradle. Speculations regarding the brass bound box
-softly blended into dreams.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During breakfast the next morning my host told
-me that the box had once belonged to a Jesuit priest;
-some Indians who formerly lived on the island had
-given it to his grandfather, and it had been in the
-attic ever since the house was built. He had often
-looked at its contents but could make nothing of
-them, and considered that “they were not of much
-account.” He said he would be glad to have me
-go through them and see if they were of any value.
-He also said that there was a bundle of old papers
-in the oak chest that he hoped I would look over, as
-his grandfather had written much concerning the
-river and the Indians that might interest me.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Filled with anticipation of congenial occupation
-during the rainy day, I went with Buck to the attic
-after breakfast. We dragged a decrepit walnut table
-to the window and dusted it carefully. Buck brought
-from the chest a small bundle that was tied up in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_53'>53</span>brown paper and left it with me. The tenant of the
-muff had decamped, probably resenting the intrusion
-into his domain. I brought the brass bound
-box, found a comfortable hickory chair, lighted a
-tranquilizing pipe, and was soon absorbed in the
-stack of closely written manuscript that I found in
-the bundle.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Some parts of it were illegible and the spelling
-was unique. The old man probably considered correct
-spelling to be an accomplishment of mere literary
-hacks, and that it was not necessary for an
-author who had anything else to think of to pay
-much attention to it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was much information regarding the Indian
-occupation of the river country. It appeared that
-there were about fifty wigwams on the island when
-the red men were compelled to leave by the government.
-Most of them were taken to a reservation
-out west, and a number went to some lands of their
-kindred along the St. Joseph river in Michigan.
-Eventually a few returned and lived in scattered
-isolation, but their tribal organization
-was broken up.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The head of the village on Jerry Island was a
-venerable warrior named “Hot Ashes.” He was
-a friend of Buck’s grandfather, and it was he who
-gave him the brass bound box when the Indians left.
-He said it had been brought to the island by the
-“Black Robe” many years before, and that he had
-left it in the mission house when he went away.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The box had been treasured by the Indians, for it
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_54'>54</span>was supposed for a long time to be a “great medicine,”
-but when they departed they considered it a
-useless burden. There had been much misfortune
-after the Black Robe left and their faith in its
-powers gradually ceased.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The going away of the kindly priest was much
-mourned by his dusky flock. He was supposed to
-have departed on some mysterious errand, and to
-have met fatality in the woods, but they were never
-able to find any traces of him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hot Ashes believed that the Black Robe had a
-great trouble, as, before his disappearance, he neglected
-the work of his mission for several days, and
-walked about on the island, carrying a little bundle
-which he was seen to throw into the river the day
-he left.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was no further reference in the manuscript
-to the Black Robe, or to the brass bound box, which
-I now opened.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were two compartments, divided into sections,
-one on either side of a larger opening in the
-middle. These contained various small articles.
-Two of them fitted low square bottles, one of which
-was half filled with a black powdery substance. On
-the label, that fell off when I removed the bottle, I
-deciphered the word ENCRE. Experiment justified
-the conclusion that the powder had been added to
-water when ink was needed. A dry coating on the
-inside of the other bottle indicated that it had been
-used for this purpose.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In a larger section were some beads that were
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_55'>55</span>once a rosary, fragments of a silk cord that had held
-them together, and a crucifix.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>At the center of each end of the box, were half
-circular rests, probably designed to hold a chalice.
-The space contained a breviary, bound in leather,
-and much worn, some ink stained quill pens, a small
-box of fine sand that had been used for blotting, and
-some loosely folded papers. They consisted mostly
-of letters from the Superior of the Mission, and pertained
-to routine affairs, suggestions regarding the
-work of the little mission, and congratulations on its
-successful progress.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Comparison of the depth of the opening with the
-outside of the box revealed the existence of a secret
-space, and it was only after long study and experiment
-that I discovered the means of access to it. On
-lifting its cover I found a flexible cloth covered book
-and a letter enclosed in oiled silk, that was much
-tattered.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The book, which was yellow with age, and frayed
-at the edges, contained closely written pages in
-French, many of them much faded, obscure, and in
-some places entirely obliterated.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The chirography was in the main neat and
-methodical, but apparently the writing had been
-done under many varying conditions that made uniformity
-impossible. Several small drawings were
-scattered through the text. Some of them showed
-considerable skill and care, and the others were
-rough topographic sketches and memorandums of
-routes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_56'>56</span>The book was the journal of Pierre de Lisle, a
-young Jesuit missionary who left France in 1723 to
-carry salvation to the heathen in the remote wilderness
-of the new continent.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The early entries related to his novitiate in Paris,
-his work in the Jesuit college, and the preparations
-for his departure for America. They reflected his
-hopes for the success of his perilous undertaking.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were vague references to a deep affliction,
-and to periods of heart sickness and mental depression,
-by reason of which he had taken the long and
-difficult path of self denial and self effacement that
-led him into the activities of the Society of Jesus.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He had spent the required years in the subjugation
-of the flesh and the sanctification of mind and soul,
-when he went on board the vessel that was to take
-him to Quebec.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the hope of finding a clue to Pierre’s sorrow,
-I extracted the letter from its silk covering. It had
-evidently been cherished through the vicissitudes of
-purification and the perils of arduous journeyings.
-It was signed by Marie d’Aubigney, and told of her
-love, that was undying but hopeless, and of her approaching
-compulsory marriage to “M. le Marquis.”
-His name did not appear in the letter.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Mingled with the musty odor of the ancient missive,
-I thought I detected a faint lingering perfume—at
-least there was one in the message, if not in
-the paper that bore it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Several pages of the journal were devoted to the
-tempestuous voyage across the Atlantic, and a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_57'>57</span>gloomy week spent in the fog off the Grand Banks.
-The vessel finally reached Quebec, where Pierre reported
-to the Superior of the Canadian Mission.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He and several other missionaries, accompanied
-by voyageurs and Indian guides, made a long and
-eventful trip up the St. Lawrence and Ottawa rivers
-to Georgian Bay. They skirted its shores to
-Lake Huron, where a violent gale scattered their
-boats, and wrecked two of them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After much danger and hardship the party landed
-on the wild coast, but the food supplies had been
-lost in the turbulent waters. In an attempt to find
-sustenance, Pierre and one companion wandered a
-considerable distance from the camp and lost their
-way in a snowstorm. They found an Indian village
-that had been depopulated by small pox, and
-took refuge in one of the squalid huts, where they
-were besieged by a pack of wolves for several days.
-Had it not been for some scraps of dried fish that
-they fortunately found in the hut, they would have
-starved. They were finally rescued, and Pierre
-ascribed their deliverance to St. Francis.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Indians succeeded in killing some game in
-the woods, and, after a hazardous journey, the party
-reached Mackinac. Pierre went from there to
-Green Bay. He stayed a few months and departed
-for the mission on the St. Joseph river, where he
-remained a year.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The journal gave many details of his life as an
-assistant at this mission, where he baptized numerous
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_58'>58</span>converts, and greatly increased the attendance
-at the mission school.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the hope of enlarging his usefulness, he sent a
-letter to Quebec, asking permission to found a new
-mission among the Indians inhabiting the river
-country south of the St. Joseph. With the doubtful
-means of communication the letter was a long
-time in reaching its destination, and he had about
-given up hope when a favorable reply came.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With one of his converts as a guide, he departed
-for the field of his new labors. They ascended the
-St. Joseph in a canoe, made the portage from its
-headwaters, and descended the Kankakee.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Frequent mention was made in the journal of the
-faithful guide, who proved invaluable, and of the
-beautiful scenery of the route. Camps were pitched
-on the verdant banks at night, but once, in passing
-through one of the vast marshes, they lost the uncertain
-channel and were compelled to sleep in the
-canoe.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>They stopped at a few Indian villages along the
-river and were received with kindness. The journey
-was continued down stream beyond Jerry Island.
-The populous communities above and below
-that point commended it to his judgment. He returned
-and began the work of establishing his mission.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Although he found the manifold vices of paganism
-in the villages, he was treated with bountiful
-hospitality. Successive feasts were prepared in his
-honor, in which boiled dog was the “piece de resistance.”
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_59'>59</span>Willing hands assisted in the construction
-of the mission house, and the date of the first
-mass was recorded in the journal.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was much sickness among the Indians when
-Pierre came, the nature of which did not appear.
-Orgies and incantations continued day and night to
-conjure away the epidemic. He performed the consolatory
-offices of his church in the afflicted wigwams.
-Soon after his arrival practically all of the
-sickness disappeared. Their recovered health convinced
-the credulous savages that the Black Robe
-possessed a mysterious power, and the small bottle
-of black powder was thought to be a mighty magic.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Ink has swayed the destinies of countless millions,
-but here its potency seems to have played a
-strange role.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Much of the journal was devoted to happenings
-that now seem trivial, but to the zealous disciple of
-Loyola—a protagonist of his faith on a spiritual
-frontier—they were of great moment. Detached
-from their contemporary human associations,
-events must affect the emotions or the interests of
-the mass of mankind if their records endure.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Pierre assisted in the councils, gave advice on
-temporal affairs, and patiently inculcated the precepts
-of his religion in the minds of his primitive
-flock. Impressive baptisms and beautiful deaths
-were noted at length. Converts who strayed from
-the fold, and were induced to return, were given
-much space.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Here and there poetic reflections graced the faded
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_60'>60</span>pages, and pious musings were recorded. Original
-verse, and quotations from favorite authors, that
-seemed inspired by melancholy hours, mingled with
-the text. The names of the various saint’s days
-were often used as captions for the entries, instead
-of calendar dates.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the back of the book was a list of names of
-converts, dates of baptism, marriages and deaths,
-and a vocabulary of about three hundred words of
-the Pottowatomie dialect of the Algonquin language,
-with their French equivalents. Variations in the
-chirography indicated that the lists had grown
-gradually, as additions were made with different
-pens.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A gloomy spirit seemed to pervade the dim pages.
-The broken heart of Pierre de Lisle throbbed between
-the lines of the story of his life in the wilderness.
-He had carried his cross to the far places,
-and, in isolation, he yearned for the healing balm
-of forgetfulness on his fevered soul. There were
-evidences of a great mental conflict among the last
-entries. He mentioned the arrival at the island of
-Jacques Le Moyne, a Jesuit priest, who was on his
-way to a distant post on the Mississippi, and spent
-several weeks with him. They had been boyhood
-friends in France and had entered the Jesuit college
-at about the same time. His coming was a
-breath of life from the outer world.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Le Moyne told him of the death of the Marquis
-de Courcelles, whose existence had darkened
-Pierre’s life, and all of the precepts, tenets, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_61'>61</span>pageantry of the Church of Rome floated away as
-mists before a freshening wind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Pierre was born again. The dormant life currents
-quickened, and his virile soul and body exulted
-in emancipation and new found hope.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The entries in the journal closed with a sorrowful
-farewell to his spiritual charges, of which they
-probably never knew, and an expression of pathetic
-gratitude to his friend Jacques, who had opened a
-gate between desolation and earthly paradise, for
-warm arms in France were reaching across the
-stormy seas, and into the wilds of the new world
-for Pierre de Lisle.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It seemed strange that he had left the journal
-and the letter of Marie d’Aubigney. He was probably
-obsessed by his one dominant thought, and naturally
-excluded everything not needed for his long
-journey, but if his mind had not been much perturbed
-and confused he might have taken or destroyed
-the journal, but he surely would have carried
-the precious letter with him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The little bundle that he threw into the river, the
-day he left the island, may have contained his sacramental
-chalice, for in it his lips had found bitter
-waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He probably dissembled his apostasy and utilized
-such Jesuit facilities as were available in getting
-back to his native land, lulling his conscience with
-one of the maxims of the Society of Jesus—“the
-end justifies the means”—but be that as it may, the
-chronicles in the attic had come to an end.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_62'>62</span>I sat for a long time, listening to the patter of
-the rain on the old roof, and mused over the frail
-memorials.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There is but one great passion in the world. With
-it all human destiny is entwined. Votaries of established
-religion have ever been recruited from the
-disconsolate. The gray walls of convents and monasteries
-have lured the heart stricken, and in remote
-fields of pious endeavor unguents have been sought
-for cruel wounds. In the waste places of the earth
-have been scattered the ashes of despair, but while
-life lasts, it somewhere holds the eternal chords.
-At hope’s vibrant touch the enfeebled strings awake
-and attune to the sublime strains of the Great Lyric.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The faint echo of a song lingered in the brass
-bound box. The silk covered letter intoned a dream
-melody that the years had not hushed.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_65'>65</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>IV<br /> <span class='large'>THE “WETHER BOOK” OF BUCK GRANGER’S GRANDFATHER</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>My friend “Buck” told me something of his
-grandfather’s history as we sat in the
-genial glow of the stone fireplace the
-evening after I had examined the contents of the
-brass bound box.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old pioneer, with his wife and two sons, had
-come west in 1810 and located on the island. He
-found many Indians there and his relations with
-them were very friendly. A small area was cleared
-and cultivated on the island, but the main source
-of livelihood was hunting, fishing and trapping. The
-woods and waters teemed with life and nature
-yielded easily of her abundance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old man lived alone for many years after the
-death of his wife. His sons married and went farther
-west. Two years before he died one of the
-sons, Buck’s father, returned with his wife and little
-boy, to the old home. Buck was now the only
-surviving member of the family.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His recollections of his grandfather were rather
-vague. He remembered him as an old man with
-a white bushy beard, frowsy coon skin cap, ear
-muffs, and fur mittens. He had spent much time
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_66'>66</span>with him fishing along the river, and in trips
-through the woods. From him he had learned the
-ways of the big marsh, and much of the unwritten
-lore of the forest. His stories of the old pioneer
-gave an impression of one who was much given to
-having his own way, rather crusty at times, but
-whose sympathy and kindness of heart were often
-imposed upon by those who knew him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Buck said that in the old oak chest in the attic
-was a lot of stuff that had belonged to his grandfather.
-We went to the attic the next morning and
-took out of the chest the odd assortment of things
-we found in it. Most of them were of no special
-interest. There were some old account books, several
-cancelled promissory notes for small amounts,
-and a package of receipts. One note, payable to
-the old man, was marked across its face “Debt forgiven—Can’t
-Collect.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I was pleased to find a bag of Indian arrow heads,
-many of them beautifully made, a couple of spear
-heads, and a tomahawk.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a section of a maple tree root, about
-a foot long, in the chest, that Buck said he had
-chopped out one winter in the woods near the
-marsh. A steel trap was imbedded in it, and between
-the jaws were two bones of a coon’s foot. The
-uneven hammer marks on the metal indicated that
-the trap was probably home forged. Buck had
-identified it as one belonging to his grandfather, and
-there were others like it in the chest. Apparently
-the victim had dragged the trap to the foot of the
-tree, which it was unable to climb. He had died
-with his leg across the young exposed root that had
-grown around and through the mechanism, until
-only a portion of the rusty chain, the end of the
-spring, and the upper parts of the jaws that held
-the little bones remained. The story of the tragedy
-was plainly told.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_066_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>The Old Log House</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_67'>67</span>In the bottom of the chest was a thick leather
-bound book. On the cover was some crude lettering
-in black ink, with labored attempts at ornamentation.
-On removing the dust I deciphered the inscription:</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>WETHER BOOK—JOSIAH GRANGER</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Evidently its author had spent much time in keeping
-a record of the weather and of his life on the
-island. Innumerable thermometer readings filled
-columns at the right of the pages. After most of
-the dates were weather observations, comments on
-intrusive friends, and various things that had come
-within the sphere of a lonely existence.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Diaries are pictures of character—unsafe repositories
-of intimate personal things that enlighten and
-betray. Among the pages were traces of petty
-jealousies and much harmless egotism. Here and
-there were patches of sunlight, touches of irony and
-unconscious humor. At times a tinge of pathos
-shadowed the lines of the “wether book,” and under
-it all was the human story of one who, in this
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_68'>68</span>humble form of expression, had sought relief from
-solitude.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As I perused the faded chronicles the figure of
-the old man, sitting before his fire at night, with
-his pipe and almanac, diligently recording the happenings
-of the days that passed in his little world,
-seemed a reality.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The record covered a number of years, but extracts
-from the entries of 1852 will convey a general
-idea of the contents of the old book.</p>
-
-<blockquote>
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 1st</em>—This is the first of the yeare &amp; I start
-in not very well. Cold prevales &amp; a good dele of
-snow. Snow drifts stacked around the house.
-Cant see out. I stay mostly in my blankett.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 10th</em>—Lots of snow. Froze hard last nite.
-Big wind. Stade in &amp; must hole up for rest of winter
-if this keaps up. Rumetiziam bad. Hiram
-Barnes com today with feet froze. It is blowing
-bad. Looks worse outside. Moon eclips was predicted
-for the 8th but nuthing of the kind sene.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 12th</em>—I notis by my almanack Lady J. Gray
-behedded today in 1555 but what for does not say &amp;
-hevy rain storms predicted but nuthing of the kind.
-It has never ben colder. I got to melt som more
-snow and get the pump going. She is froze hard.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 14th</em>—Was out som today &amp; it looks thawy.
-Thaw coming. Som deer traks on iland. Will get
-after deer soon.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 16th</em>—Got a buck today &amp; fixed the meat.
-Sunup &amp; Sunsett both according to clock. Evrything
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_69'>69</span>on skedule. Som sweling white cloudds off
-in W. The cold abates som.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 20</em>—We are geting storms in these parts &amp;
-a good dele of wether comes at nite. Som days
-are cleare &amp; cold with merkery stedy at Zero. The
-moon is around but nites dark &amp; clouddy. Moon
-must hav ben full the 7th but not sene.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 31st</em>—Month closes mild yet flying snow.
-River ice som places over a ft. thick. This has
-ben a remarkabel month. Thare was too much
-wether in Jan. The merkery gets funny now and
-then. I dont think eny thermomter is akkerate.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 2nd</em>—Big thaw has com &amp; erly in the morning
-a shour of rain. Got a buck on the ice at the marsh
-&amp; got the meat home late. This was yesterdy.
-Snow is all mushy. This has ben a quere day. It
-is now 5 P.M.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 3rd</em>—Snow flurrys mixed with rain. Ice
-braking som. I heare meney cracks out on the
-river. As I sett down to rite in my wether book
-I beleve the back bone of the winter is broke.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 5–6–7–8–9–10</em>—Had 1 nice brite day &amp; ever
-sence a whopping big storm. Big drifts. Cant see
-out. Must get some backake ointmint. Full moon
-was on the 5th. Good thing I got a lot of wood in.
-I notis in my almanack storms probabel this month
-&amp; this is rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 15th</em>—Out yesterdy &amp; 20 inches snow in
-woods. Shot 3 patriches near the house. Wolves
-yelld all nite. Sene gese flying N. but they beter
-go back. It is warmer thow. Som deer crossed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_70'>70</span>river last nite. This is being a remarkabel month.
-Cool &amp; misty air prevales as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 20</em>—I was down to the marsh. This was yesterdy.
-Got 36 rats from 42 trapps. 2 trapps lost.
-Som rat houses near chanel butted out by ice moving
-along. Sene som gese very high going N. One
-I think was a flock of swanns. Fogg &amp; sleat tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 21–22–23–24–25</em>—All bad days. G. Washington
-had a birthday on the 22nd. That was my birthday
-too. The politicks would make him sick if he
-could see them now. Thares lots of dead pepil that
-would not like what is now going on, and we would
-not like som things they done if we was thare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 28</em>—Snow most gone &amp; hard rain. Lot of
-ice moving in river. I sene 4 flocks gese 5 of ducks,
-mostly bloobills. Thare has ben few deer this winter.
-I got 2 bucks &amp; 1 doe all fat in good condition
-&amp; I got a small bear. This was over neare
-Wild Catt Swamp on the 18th &amp; I forgot to rite it
-down. Old Josiah &amp; the dog was thare on that
-date.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 29th</em>—This is leap yeare. Hav not ben out
-today. I am geting throw the winter all rite. Feb
-a changabel month. It closes with foggs &amp; high
-water. S. Conkrite com today on his way to the
-marsh. His noos is Ed Baxter &amp; Fanny Noonan
-got marrid Jan 6th. Probly she asked him.
-Wether tonite looks thick. Cloudds both big &amp;
-black are in the West.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 5th</em>—Gese coming rite along now &amp; thousans
-of ducks. Rats on the marsh ben prety fare.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_71'>71</span>Got a lot so far but probly will find prices bad.
-Your uncle Josiah was all over the oak tract in boat
-for malards. Got over 50. He had on his shooting
-shirt. They was after the acorns in about 2
-ft. of watter. This was yesterdy. Meney ducks
-going on N. &amp; som gese gone too but som will stay
-&amp; make nests.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 11th</em>—2 egals lit today on the iland &amp; stade
-around all P.M. They may think of nesting heare.
-Old Josiah will take a popp at them. Dense cloudds
-are around.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 15th</em>—I notis in my almanack big flodes
-all over the south &amp; sweling rivers predicted. Big
-flode heare too as I rite &amp; evrything overflode.
-River ice all gone. Lots of dead timber coming
-down &amp; floting bushes. Most of the noos you read
-in the almanack is bad. On most all of the dates
-bloodshed &amp; fires &amp; famins are notised &amp; meney
-batels &amp; deaths of Kings &amp; Quenes. Funy no Jacks
-are spoken of. Shot 62 ducks 11 gese. Lost aminition
-on a big flock. Snipe are around &amp; som plover
-coming in. Got 34 rats &amp; a wolf. This was yesterdy.
-Saw 2 deer at Huckelbery Byou. They left on time.
-Thare was wild catt traks on the iland Monday
-morning after a lite bust of snow. Would like to
-get that cuss. He beter look out for the old man.
-His skin would make a good vest. Moon was full on
-the 6th but I ben busy rite along &amp; not evrything
-ritten down. This is a bad day &amp; I stade in. Awful
-hard rain going on as I rite. You get a buckett full
-in the face if you open the door. High wind &amp; probly
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_72'>72</span>a lot of damage somwhare. It is now 8 P.M. &amp;
-your uncle Josiah to bed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 16th</em>—Clearing wether. Was out but
-rumetiziam som worse. Lost aminition on 2 gese
-that flew over at evening. My almanack says the
-planatary aspecks for planting potattoes will be
-faverabel in 4 weeks now. I notis thare has ben a
-lot of small animils around. Som skunks &amp; foxes.
-Must put out som trapps.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 20</em>—Clear brite &amp; calm &amp; no wether now
-for foar days. It is a new moon like a mellin rine
-tonite &amp; I sene it over my left sholder. It hangs
-wet in the west &amp; this menes rain. Fixed the
-chickin house against all skunks &amp; foxes but weezels
-may get in. A wolf has ben around the iland. A
-fogg prevales tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 21</em>—Bad day but it gets into spring now.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 22</em>—Good wether for ducks but they fly
-high. Beter for gese. Gusty looking sky tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 24th</em>—I went after them yesterdy. Got no
-ducks but it was good wether for them. Shot 22
-gese. Bad day for gese too. Got 40 rats. Perhaps
-a small snow tonite. Looks likely.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 26th</em>—Got a boat full of rats. Will skin
-tomorrow. This was yesterdy I got the rats. Bad
-storm today. Cant see out. Wether foul &amp; bad.
-Old Josiah gets mushrats all rite when he goes out
-in his little trapping boat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 27th</em>—Cold day. Thermomter busted
-March 10. Cant tell how cold it is but it is cold.
-The merkery must be way down. Lite bust of snow
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_73'>73</span>as I rite. Must get som Magic Oil for stif joints.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 28th</em>—River is froze along edges but open
-in the curent. Ducks &amp; Gese moving thick. Big
-bunches went over today flying high. Som deer
-around. Must go after deer tomorrow. A lot of
-Jaybirds round the house. Crows &amp; Jaybirds make
-rackett. Must hav quiet. Must get bag of small
-shot.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 30th</em>—Got no deer yesterdy. Sene one but
-too far off. If could hav shot with a spy glass I
-could hav got him if I had one. Got som sasafras.
-Must cook som spring medicin. I now have all
-ingrediments.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 31st</em>—Foggy today. Snipe around. Lite
-sprinkel of rain. Lost aminition on bunch of plover
-flying over. Chopped som wood. Caught 2 weezels
-&amp; a skunk. This was yesterdy. Froggs are around.
-Got a new thermomter but I think it not akkerate.
-The merkery is red. Probly all rite for sumer
-wether. Am now taking Sistom Tonick. Good dele
-of baptist wether &amp; som snow this month but in general
-a fine month. Ducks &amp; gese hav ben thicker
-than hare on a dog &amp; I done well on rats too. Got
-all trapps out of marsh &amp; som not mine. Spring is
-rite on skedule. Tomorrow is April fools day &amp; a
-lot of them are around.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 6–7–8–9–10</em>—All fare days with no wether,
-but a mushy bust of snow has com as I rite. On the
-9th was Good Friday. Our Lord was Crucufied in
-my Almanack on that date. That was a big mistake.
-I notis for 3 days sunup &amp; sunsett late compard
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_74'>74</span>with clock so hav sett clock. Sun &amp; clock now on
-skedule acording to almanack &amp; with my noon
-marker on the stump &amp; notch in window sill evrything
-is all rite up to date. Your uncle Josiah knos
-the time of day.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 11th</em>—I see that Henry Clay was born today
-in 1776. I was always a Henry Clay man. This is
-Easter Sunday the day on which Our Lord is Risen.
-Thare is a lot of pepil that should take notis.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 15th</em>—Buds are well out &amp; on skedule.
-Thare are freckels around the trees showing we had
-a hard winter. Froggs are around thick. It was
-bad wether for rats in Jan &amp; Feb but they wintered
-well. I must go after supplys &amp; som spring medicin.
-I got som bisness to tend to.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 18th</em>—Must plant all gardin sass now.
-Moon is right tonite &amp; this is the time. A man com
-up from Beaver Lake &amp; says hard winter thare.
-Wm Hull a stedy helthy man of good bild &amp; sober
-was froze with cold. He was coming home from mil
-&amp; he lived over neare West Creek. This was Jan
-12th. He was found by 2 squas out after wood.
-He was found froze. He owed me som money.
-This was a bad day. Sky looks all chesy tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 20th</em>—Befoar sunup a lite spatter of rain
-that turned into bad storm with high wind. All this
-must dry out then must plant. Lots of herons nesting
-up to herontown this yeare same as usual in
-the sickamores. Your uncle Josiah was all in thare
-in a boat. A hooting owl was up the cottonwood
-last nite over the house. I got up with the gunn
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_75'>75</span>&amp; made a bloody mess of him. They cannot hoot
-above your uncle while he sleeps.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 24th</em>—Jaybirds &amp; crows ben jawing a good
-dele round the house &amp; making a rackett &amp; thare is
-a lot of fox squorls &amp; coons bobbing around the
-iland when the wether is still &amp; a bear com across.
-Would like to get that cuss. Lots of wolves around.
-Big spring for ducks &amp; gese but most hav left.
-Meny staying to bild nests. Must see in the attic
-what seeds I hav then must plan. Must plant erly
-stuff. It is now 5 P.M.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 26th</em>—Got all seeds in yesterdy. Robbins
-&amp; Bloobirds &amp; a lot of Woodpekers &amp; Chipping
-birds are around &amp; they are mostly bilding nests.
-I must plant som mellins. A good mellin in the
-shade on a hot day is a fine thing. Almanack predicted
-April would be seasonable &amp; this is rite so
-far.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 30th</em>—Thares skunks on the iland maybe
-3 or 4. Froggs are prety noisy. Them crokers keap
-it up. Considrabel snipe around &amp; some plover.
-April has ben a remarkabel month. Mostly wet but
-meney fare days. Thare was a lot of wether betwene
-the 1st &amp; 15th. Lots of froggs &amp; enybody
-that wants a bullfrogg pie could get one rite heare
-if they went after it. This is the place.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 4th</em>—No wether now sence the 30th. Fare
-&amp; nether warm or cold. Florida &amp; Iowa admited
-into The Union yesterdy in 1845. Them are twin
-states. The line of beens has sprouted &amp; must look
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_76'>76</span>out for Jaybirds they will get into these. The weeds
-will com along all rite. You Bet.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 5th</em>—N. Bonapart died in 1821. He was a
-bad egg.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 8th</em>—Sumery wether &amp; fishing in the river
-is good. S. Conkrite was down &amp; says he got a
-pike of 17 lbs. I got one of 19. Pike are thick. I
-can cetch all I want rite in front of the house &amp;
-bass &amp; cattfish. It is knoing whare they are. He
-can not tell me eny thing he is a wind bag. Old
-Josiah was not born yesterdy or the day befoar
-ether.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 10th</em>—Vegetition greening up &amp; evrything
-lively &amp; on skedule. Pete Quagno &amp; his squa com
-today to see how I was &amp; if I had eny tobaco. Him
-&amp; the other inguns down the marsh all had a bad
-winter. They got a lot of rat skins &amp; coons &amp; som
-Foxes. They et the bodies of all them animils &amp;
-smoaked som. Thare is nuthing not et by savidges.
-Thare was a lot of sickness around thare. It shoured
-hard again to day as well as yesterdy &amp; this may
-wash them off som. Unusual shours along with
-thunder &amp; litening all P.M. Them inguns went back
-in the rain.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 12th</em>—Plum blosoms plenty. Potattoes up.
-All sines say a hot sumer. Good meny snakes
-around som prety long ones. Som drizzel in the
-air as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 13–14–15–16–17</em>—Spatters of rain a good dele
-now. Looks like a wet May if this keaps up.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 18th</em>—Fishing prety good. Got a boatfull
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_77'>77</span>of pike &amp; bass yesterdy. I heare S. Conkrite has
-caught nuthing up to his place even if he uses netts.
-Must salt down som for winter. Thares lots of
-sukkers in the river. Evry litle while you get one
-&amp; thare are a few eles. Must smoak som.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 19th</em>—I put som 70 lbs. of fish in the pork
-brine that is all empty now. Must get another barel
-for pork in the fall. Sprinkels as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 23rd</em>—Sombody stole my minnie box or it
-floted off. On this day my almanack says Capt Kidd
-a famous pirate was hung in London &amp; this was rite.
-Thares a lot around now but not famous. Thick
-&amp; sticky air tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 25th</em>—Think I sene a lite frost this morning.
-Funy for this time of yeare. Went after the skunks
-on the iland last nite &amp; got som. The chickins &amp;
-me do not want skunks around. I got 3 in trapps
-&amp; 1 with gunn &amp; 1 got me. You Bet. Thares too
-meney skunks. Som clouddy tonite with wobblie
-sunsett.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 27th</em>—Foxes &amp; skunks both got into the
-chickins last nite. Thares too meney of both &amp; if
-the chickins would only roost in the trees. It is
-hard work to rase chickins &amp; they get lots of things
-the mater with them. Frisky looking sky tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 29th</em>—Ed Baxter &amp; his noo wife Fanny
-Noonan com today. It is hard to see why them 2
-got marrid. They wanted to see how I was &amp; to
-borro som things. Ed has got a sqwint in one eye
-&amp; I gues that is why he got fooled. Ed &amp; her are
-both red hedded &amp; she did not draw much when she
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_78'>78</span>marrid him. I notis the temperature remains about
-the same with litle or no drop or rise.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 31st</em>—These are fine days. S. Conkrite com
-down &amp; I tell him I hav 4 barels of pike &amp; bass that
-I caught &amp; pikeled at odd times. He brought som
-noos. He says thare was timber theves working
-down the river all the winter &amp; spring &amp; them logs
-that went out was all stole. They was all cut by
-the theves &amp; floted down to the Illinoi when high
-watter com. Next winter something will be done
-by the owners if they begin again. He says over
-a thousan logs was floted out &amp; partys are not
-knone. Looks som like rain as I rite. He says if
-the theves get caught they will be convicted by the
-laws of both states. The sherifs hav all ben given
-notis. Almanack predicted May would be seasonabel
-&amp; this is rite. This has ben a remarkabel
-month.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 2nd</em>—Fine still day but all fish biting stoped
-when it thundered in P.M. A swizzel of rain at
-evening.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 10th</em>—All this month so far fine days &amp;
-sumery. Eny who do not like this wether should
-have no wether at all. I got the gunn &amp; blowed a
-noo hornet nest in the tree by the pump. Will not
-need them. They are worse than democrats. I
-notis flys are around.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 11–12–13–14–15</em>—All fine days. Nuthing
-hapened.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 17th</em>—On this day in 1775 was the Batel
-of Bunker Hill. Bad day for England. Fish hav
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_79'>79</span>bit well. No wether to rite down. All fine. Your
-uncle Josiah enjoys this. I must tell S. Conkrite
-of a catt fish I sene in the river today 4 ft long.
-This fish was probly 6 ft if he sene it when it passed
-his place. It was slopping in the shallo watter out
-on the sand bar. It was probly astonished at all
-my empty medicin botles that are all over the botom
-out thare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 27th</em>—It rained catts &amp; dogs &amp; pitchforks
-today &amp; I fore saw this in the wether breeding
-cloudds of last nite. A hooting owl was around
-but too dark to bust him. Joseph Smith the Mormon
-Prophet murdered in the almanack today in 1844.
-Som wife troubel probly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 30th</em>—Good month all through. Potattoes
-begin to carry buggs. Must brush them off. June
-is a bugg month. Gardin fine if the woodchucks
-would keap out. Shot severil &amp; will shoot these
-rite along. Must get them off the iland &amp; the
-skunks too. You Bet. Coppery looking sunsett
-tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 2nd</em>—Geting hot wether. I do not kno whare
-all the potattoe buggs are from. Thare must be a
-big bugg town somwhare that they all hale from.
-We need som rain. The moon is now full.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 4th</em>—This is the Nation’s birth day but thare
-are too meney forriners. J. Podnutt S. Conkrite
-&amp; Amos Horner Ed Baxter &amp; Peleg S. Mason all
-com down. I think Podnutt is a forriner. Thares
-lots of miskitos now &amp; they bit well in the shade &amp;
-plenty of flys. These men all say it has never ben
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_80'>80</span>so dry. Thares no watter up the byous &amp; the
-marsh is drying out. Conkrite says thare are big
-fish left swiming in puddels back in the woods whare
-the watter went down &amp; left them in April &amp; he
-says pike &amp; bass as long as your arm are thare.
-I tell him he beter drop some salt in them puddels.
-Tally 1 for old Josiah. Sam Green &amp; a man named
-Wasson com in the P.M. to see if thare was eny
-hay around. Wasson I think is a forriner. On Jan
-5th 1828 it says in the almanack the Turks banished
-all forriners from their empire. Thare was too
-meney thare like thare is heare. Green says catel
-not geting filled on grass yet can live. When my
-tobaco was gone these men all left in boats. They
-went home by bugg lite at nite. Such a pack of
-lies hav never ben told as today. I think Wasson
-should cut som whiskers this fall. It is prety hot
-as I rite &amp; thare is too much tumoil &amp; visiting &amp;
-too much going on heare &amp; thare. Thares too much
-passing to &amp; fro. Thares too meney flys &amp; thares
-too dam meney pepil. God bless all departing travelors.
-I rite this on the 5th.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 11th</em>—It has never ben hotter even in the
-shade. Hamilton &amp; Burr had a duel this day in
-1804. Burr was a good shot but a bad man. For
-a week it has ben to hot to rite in my wether book.
-&amp; the nites are sticky.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 12th</em>—We are having a bad dry spell &amp; I
-fore saw this erly in the month. Only 1 lite spurt
-of rain sence erly June. I stay in the shade for I
-do not want eny body to get sun struck. This is a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_81'>81</span>big miskito month &amp; they are at it constant. Eny
-body that wants miskitos &amp; natts can get them rite
-heare. Take notis. This is the place &amp; dog days
-is the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 13</em>—Hottest we ever had. At Nantuckett
-rite close to the watter 300 bildings burnt today in
-1846. Took fire from the sun probly. A big snapping
-turkel was around the pump today. Maybe he
-was chased out of the river by the heat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 15th</em>—My almanack says Jeruselum was
-taken today in 1029. It is probly hot thare now.
-If the almanack would go as far foreds as it goes
-back it would be a valubel record. It says also W.
-Penn died in 1718 on the 20th. I keep my almanack
-heare with me in the shade. Penn was a grate man.
-I com from his state. It has never ben so hot as
-sence the 10th. Your uncle Josiah has got the
-thermomter on the tree by the pump now to cool
-it som.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 16–17–18–19–20</em>—When it is hot I sett genraly
-out of the sun &amp; smoak. That old yellow pipe is
-prety hot &amp; it works all day. This has ben going
-on for a week now. You can lite a match by sticking
-it in the river now if you want to. It is sissing
-hot. You can cook eny thing by setting it out doors.
-No frost in the air now. You Bet. I wattered all
-gardin sass from the river with a buckett at evening
-&amp; all grows well, but some probly cooked. The merkery
-will hav to climb the tree if this keaps up.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 31st</em>—Too hot to rite in wether book. Still
-dry. I mostly stay down by the pump &amp; the flys
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_82'>82</span>like this. I slep out on the grass sence the 15th &amp;
-the miskitos liked that. This has ben a remarkabel
-month.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 1st</em>—In August on the 1st in 1798 was the
-Batel of the Nile so my almanack says. Must have
-ben hot out on the watter in Egipt at that time.
-Meteors which are bals of fire in the sky are predicted
-for August. They should begin dropping
-soon &amp; your uncle Josiah will keap his eye open.
-It is so dry now that Ed Baxter says the mushrats
-hav all left the marsh &amp; they are all going out round
-the country for watter to qwench their thirst. He
-says thare are cases whare they went to wells &amp;
-fell in &amp; 1 com to the watter buckett in his house.
-Bad sumer for rats. A good catt nap in the shade
-is a fine thing now.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 2nd</em>—This is Monday &amp; I have stade in the
-shade now sence this thing commenced. This wether
-will probly blister the buggs off the potattoes. They
-wont get off no other way until it gets cool if they
-are waiting for your uncle to brush them. Everything
-well het up. Lots of smoak. Big fire in the
-woods somwhare I bet.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 5th</em>—Nuthing ritten now sence the 2nd.
-Thare is thunder off in the west tonite &amp; she is coming
-up. Som wind &amp; all sines say a soking storm
-of rain.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 7th</em>—Raining hevy as I rite. Rained all nite
-long &amp; yesterdy. Must patch the roof som. Had to
-put a buckett under a leak last nite. Good thing
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_83'>83</span>I got plenty of bucketts. Litening struck all around
-in woods hard all nite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>August 9th</em>—Awful rains sence the nite of the
-5th. We are geting too much rain. Seems like
-something has busted up above and all thare is is
-coming down. Som should be saved up &amp; sprinkeled
-along the rest of the calender. What is the use of
-all this. This is a very wet time. Thare are no
-flodes predicted for this time of the yeare. I must
-read the bible som if this keaps up &amp; bild an ark.
-This is a grate lesson to us all. In 1812 on this
-date a caravan of 2000 Turks from Mecca was destroyed
-in the Desert by lack of watter. I bet they
-wished they had som of this. Too bad all the Turks
-were not thare. All Turks are wicked men &amp; it says
-som whare in the bible that they shall have their
-part in Hell Fire. Hell Fire &amp; Turks will mix well.
-The litening was after your uncle again last nite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>August 10th</em>—Clearing now with som wind &amp;
-again warm. Looks wet in the west. Thares watter
-enough to swim the young ducks around now all
-rite &amp; plenty of it for eny body that wants it. My
-potattoe buggs all floted away. This shows that
-trubels of all kinds will quit som time if you wait &amp;
-do nuthing. You could swim all over the country
-now. Ed Baxter &amp; S. Conkrite com in a boat today
-to see how I was &amp; if I was still above watter &amp; to
-borro tobaco &amp; cowcumbers. When eny body coms
-around it is always somthing for them. They both
-say They never sene so meney snakes around as this
-yeare. Ed Says he killed 4 rattlers &amp; Conkrite says
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_84'>84</span>he got 6. These men will both see more snakes next
-year than they did this if they do not quit. Conkrite’s
-biggest snake was 5 ft with 6 ratles. I showed
-them a skin I took off of 6 ft with 9 ratles &amp; they lit
-som more of my tobaco &amp; told of erly days. I notis
-they all get into the trees when your uncle Josiah
-comences to talk. His feet are mates &amp; he drinks
-nuthing but pump watter. Snakes do not com
-around him much but when they do they are Whoppers.
-Drizzeled som at nite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 15</em>—It is hot again &amp; the Old Bull Eye now
-glares stedy on the crops. Thare was a pop corn
-sky last nite. No cloudds today. Full bugg lite at
-nite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 21st</em>—Thare com up a hale storm today that
-was over in 5 minits with hale stones big as pidgun
-eggs &amp; a strong wind that would blow bark off a
-bass wood. I do not kno whare it com from. Somthing
-must hav hapened up above to do all this.
-Hale turned to rain &amp; it drizzels as I rite. Meney
-litle ded todes &amp; froggs are all over the iland whare
-they probly rained down. Maybe fish &amp; small live
-stock will com next.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 22nd</em>—Cleared off all rite but cloudds in the
-north look like wether breeders tonite &amp; it is a
-mackral sky all over. Ed Baxter &amp; Conkrite com
-today in a boat that looks like the one that got loose
-&amp; floted off away from my place 3 years ago. It
-is now painted up &amp; the ores changed. They com
-to see how I was &amp; to borro som big fish hooks for
-their sett lines. I tell them to use an axe for big
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_85'>85</span>fish same as I do. Could not find eny hooks after
-I sene that boat. My eye sight got bad. The old
-man’s mind is foggy. He does not kno how to do.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 31st</em>—Your uncle Josiah went down to the
-marsh yesterdy to see how mushrats are. They
-sumered well. Young ones are thick &amp; well grown
-&amp; geting lots of clams. Meney wood ducks around
-&amp; the ducks hatched in the marsh all are flying
-well. Cloudded up at nite &amp; had a dark time geting
-back. The moon was around but it was so dark a
-cat could find nuthing. Thares an awful lot of new
-thick grass in the marsh. I do not like watter with
-so much whiskers on it. This has ben a quere month
-&amp; thermomter has jumped around a good dele. This
-has ben a remarkabel month.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 1st</em>—The meteors in my almanack did not
-fall in August &amp; predictions not reliabel. Nuthing
-of the kind around. It is geting along toreds fall.
-Pidguns are around. They broke som ded lims on
-the iland this week whare they roosted. Thares
-slews of them. This is a good yeare for pidguns.
-I got 33 with 2 shots. They did not kno that your
-uncle Josiah was around with a gunn. I notis in
-my almanack Oisters are now in season. Nuthing
-of the kind around heare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 4th</em>—Soon after sunup it looked like streky
-black cloudds up above but it was pidgun flocks coming
-south. Pidguns are all over now. Big droves
-roosted around last nite. I must salt down som.
-They are in the woods after the young akerns.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_86'>86</span>Pidguns still going over. Cant tell if it is clouddy.
-Warm day thow.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 10th</em>—Must get a houn pupp. Old Tike
-is geting wobblie in the nose &amp; he looses his nose
-now &amp; then. He is sick som &amp; not lively. He is a
-good dog but he has erned his money. He is now
-going on 13 yeares &amp; has ben over the country som
-sence I had him. S. Conkrite had some pupps last
-week &amp; I must go up. They may be all spoken for
-thow. Must get som supplys &amp; som backake ointmint.
-Hell I broke my pipe. Wether breeding
-clouds in the west tonite as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 12th</em>—A sorel mare was stolen by 2 men &amp;
-a buggy Tuesday nite from Ed Baxter who had just
-bote the mare. They caught these men over 18
-miles off on the Hickery Top Road &amp; they are now
-locked in jale. He was down at evening to see how
-I was &amp; to get some eggs. The sherif &amp; a possy was
-what nabbed the theves. I hear from Ed that Henry
-Clay died last June &amp; that a chese facktory &amp; brick
-kill are to be bilt neare West Crick. I fore see a
-church next. This country is geting too much setled
-up. Thares too dam meney pepil. It rained som
-today but cleared at noon. Ed had a lot of noos.
-He went off home by bugg lite about 9. He kep me
-up. I rite this on the 13th.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 14</em>—A wolf has ben on this iland frequent
-&amp; has ben after chickins &amp; eny thing he can get. I
-set a trapp &amp; he turned it over &amp; got the bate evry
-time. Last nite I set it botom sid up &amp; he turned
-it over &amp; I got that cuss. He did not kno the trapp
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_87'>87</span>was botom upwards &amp; he was astonished. You can
-not fool much with your uncle Josiah. Som drizzel
-in the air tonite &amp; som colder. It is geting into fall
-all rite. I kno whare 2 bee trees are. Your uncle
-has them spotted. Thare will be honey heare in
-about a week. You Bet.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 17th</em>—The merkery took a sudden jump &amp;
-it is hot as July &amp; August. I slep out on the grass
-last nite. A good mush mellin in the shade is a fine
-thing now. Conkrite &amp; Baxter com yesterdy when
-I was not within &amp; left a buckett they borowed Saturday
-to take down the river. I must put a date
-on that for its the first thing they ever brought
-back.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 20th</em>—I got a cubb bear that was 1–2 in &amp;
-1–2 out of a bee tree after honey &amp; got him home
-well chained with a colar. I got about 60 lbs honey.
-This was yesterdy &amp; the day befoar. The animil
-eats well &amp; acts tame but scared. I name him Jim
-Crow.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 21st</em>—S. Conkrite &amp; Ed Baxter &amp; Wife com
-today to see how I was &amp; to see if I got eny honey
-yet. They are rite on skedule. Also they wanted
-to borro som small shot &amp; to get som fouls. Ed’s
-wife made beleve she was scared of the bear.
-Probly so Ed would save her from it. Conkrite says
-he got a wild catt over to the swamp that was 37
-inches tip to tip. I got one 40 inches last winter
-that I spoke nuthing of. Mine was a feerce animil.
-Conkrite blows a good dele. The pupp I got from
-Conkrite houls all the time &amp; has et his hed off up
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_88'>88</span>to date. Jim Crow got a peice of the pupp yesterdy
-when he got neare. The pupp tried to bite Conkrite
-&amp; I think this shows he was treated bad at home.
-I asked Conkrite about pork for winter pikel but
-he semes to think my place is whare money dripps
-off the roof &amp; shakes out of the trees. At killing
-time it will be diferent. Ed Baxter says he has
-dug a deeper well. His other he says is full of
-mushrats that com for watter in dry spell in July
-to qwench their thirst &amp; now living thare. I tell
-him to sett &amp; fish for them with a pole. It is now
-8 P.M. &amp; your uncle is reddy for his blankett.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 25th</em>—I went after supplys. Old Josiah now
-has plenty of evrything. Thare is Backake Remedy
-Foot Ointmint Magick oil for Stif Joints &amp; Pain
-Killer &amp; 2 kinds of Bitters &amp; Sistom Tonick &amp; pills
-both blue &amp; pink. I got Condition Powders for
-chickins if sick. I got som tobaco black as Egipt
-for those who com to borro. It is strong enough
-so you can pull nales with it. I got all they had
-and some candels. Jim Crow is well &amp; he likes all
-swete things. I got Jim som stripped candy 3 sticks.
-The Pacific Ocean was discovered in 1513 by my
-almanack on this day. Funy they missed it befoar.
-When I com by Ed Baxter’s place last nite the boat
-that used to be mine got loose &amp; com along down
-with me. I find certain marks on it that I will show
-Ed. I reckonize my own boat &amp; it now seeks its
-home. A drizzel of mosture as I rite. I tended to
-a lot of bisness today. Conkrite says the Sistom
-Tonick I ben buying is loaded but does not say what
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_89'>89</span>with. He says mix a lot of pump watter with it &amp;
-not take to much or darkness will com.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 28th</em>—The wether stays moist. Today in
-1828 in the almanack the sultan proceeds to the
-Turkish Camp with the sacred standard. Probly
-stole from som whare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 29th</em>—These cold stormy drizzels may bring
-in a few ducks. Would like som ducks. Moon full
-last nite but not sene.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 1st</em>—Sept. was a quere month without much
-wether other way. Oct. now opens clear with frost
-that nipped the vines last nite. Had the pupp out
-for a run on rabbitts. His nose is good &amp; he may
-learn. I never sene a good dog that com from S.
-Conkrite’s yet. Was down to the marsh yesterdy
-&amp; meney noo rat houses. They are bilding thick &amp;
-high &amp; this menes a hard winter &amp; high watter in
-the spring. All sines say a hard winter. Snipe are
-skitting around &amp; thare is a lot of mudd hens &amp;
-loons in the marsh. 2 deer swum the marsh &amp; dove
-into the timber. They kno when Old Josiah has
-got a gunn &amp; when he left it home. Sam Green &amp;
-his friend Wasson com in a boat tonite to see how
-I was &amp; to get som honey. The pupp bit Wasson.
-Tally 1 for the pupp. These men also wanted to
-borro tobaco. Gave them som of the black. I tell
-them smoaking that kind makes me strong.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 6th</em>—Stormed &amp; I stade in. Conkrite com
-in the rain to see how I was &amp; to borro powder &amp;
-see if I had eny thing in my medicins for boils. He
-says he com yesterdy &amp; nocked but I was not within.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_90'>90</span>I was then in the woods traning the pupp. His
-noos is Ed Baxter claims he has 2 twins that com
-erly this morning &amp; I bet they look like young mushrats.
-He spoke of pork but old Josiah is keaping
-prety still until after the snow flys. He says of
-Ed’s twins they are both boys &amp; red hedded.
-Thares too meney Baxters now. S. C. Says them 2
-twins will be named James &amp; John.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 12th</em>—In the full of the moon &amp; on a frosty
-nite your uncle Josiah goes after coons &amp; I note this
-down. It will be the 27th if nite is clear. I notis
-Columbus landed today in the almanack in 1492. He
-was the first of the forriners.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 18th</em>—Nuthing happened sence the 12th, but
-last nite a killing frost &amp; today a swizzel of rain
-&amp; sleat with N.W. Wind. This will bring down
-ducks &amp; gese. Stade in today &amp; clened up shot gunn
-&amp; rifel &amp; all trapps. Saw to all aminition. Evrything
-all fixed up as I rite. Put all potattoes &amp;
-vegitibels in sod celer &amp; evrything all tite up to
-date. Cleared off som today &amp; som ducks are coming
-&amp; som gese are in the sky. Unusual wether for
-Oct. Gese honks all nite long as I slept. This was
-last nite. I got 25 lbs tobaco in the sod celer too.
-When I need tobaco this winter I kno whare som is.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 19</em>—Blowing strong from N.W. Rain &amp;
-sleat. Sky all speckeled with ducks &amp; gese. They
-are coming in slews now. Gese honk all nite can
-not sleep. Active wether will come rite along now.
-No more lofing for your uncle Josiah. He gets on
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_91'>91</span>his sheap skin coat now. Take notis. He is in the
-field.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 20–21–22–23–24–25</em>—I ben busy all this time.
-Josiah is around with a gunn. He makes fethers
-fly &amp; he fetches in the birds. Fine gese &amp; duck
-wether. The marsh is black with them evry morning
-at sunup. The Irish Rebelion was on the 23rd
-of this month in 1641. They begun coming heare
-then.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 30th</em>—Duck &amp; Gese wether has stoped &amp;
-ingun sumer is upon us. I fore saw this. They
-are around som whare but shooting is poor. No
-duck &amp; gese wether for a while yet. I stoped at S.
-Conkrite’s. I got to hav pork, but he said nuthing
-of pork &amp; neither did your uncle Josiah. He has
-9 squeeling around all fat in good condition.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 31st</em>—This has ben a remarkabel month &amp;
-changabel at times as almanack predicted. Jim
-Crow is well. He has et well. I see hevy bunches
-of cloudds in west that I fore see will breed duck
-&amp; gese wether as I rite. I notis in my almanack
-that meney thousans of pepil died of sickness in
-India at this time of the yeare in 1724. Thare is
-too many pepil. No sickness heare much at eny
-time. This is a helthy section only 3 died in 5
-yeares. I see deer are around.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 2nd</em>—Althow a stormy day Ed Baxter com
-in P.M. to see how I was &amp; to get honey &amp; som
-tobaco if I hed eny. He told all the noos of them 2
-twins James &amp; John &amp; you would think nobody ever
-had eny befoar. It is all about them 2 red heds
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_92'>92</span>all the time how they et &amp; how they are smart &amp;
-how much they way. All the branes in the country
-are setled in James &amp; John. He says he will bring
-them &amp; show me. They must be som site &amp; I will
-be struck blind in 1 eye probly. You would think
-the world had com to the end in them 2 &amp; they was
-Danl Webstor. Thare was an awful famin in Italy
-in the yeare 450 when parents et their children.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 3rd</em>—Lite snow bust in the nite &amp; I found
-bear traks all around this morning. Som friend com
-to see Jim Crow probly. The pupp now sleeps
-with Jim in the dog house &amp; he howld in the nite.
-Som rain sputtering as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 4th</em>—Roring wind from the North today. A
-hevy sky &amp; sleat. I notis meney duck flocks &amp; gese.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I will be busy now rite along. Must get a deer.
-A little venzon rite now would be fine. Your uncle
-Josiah has apitite for som.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 6th</em>—Got a buck rite on the iland. They will
-go poking their heds in the window to get shot if
-I dont watch out. This was yesterdy. Jim Crow
-is loose now &amp; spends time mostly on the roof &amp;
-up the cottonwood. He was in the chickins Tuesday
-nite &amp; today he was in the house &amp; upsett things.
-Might as well be a horse loose in the house. Must
-put him back on chain. If you want to keap busy
-you want to keap a bear. He is a quere cuss &amp;
-probly smells the honey. She still blows &amp; tomorro
-I go for ducks. Wish I had all the lead I spattered
-around on that marsh in my time. Must have raised
-the watter som.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_93'>93</span><em>Nov. 7–8–9–10–11–12</em>—Was on the marsh all these
-days &amp; tired at nite. Wether lite winds &amp; drizzeley.
-No finer duck &amp; gese wether ever sene. Your uncle
-was among them &amp; he shook them loose. I com in
-wet tonite &amp; must sett around a while. I see traks
-showing sombody has ben heare. Probly Conkrite
-or Ed Baxter to see how I was &amp; to borro somthing
-&amp; tell me of them 2 twins. Must wrap up in my
-blankett &amp; take som strong medicin. I got a cold
-&amp; I got wether pains. Will stay in &amp; rite in my
-wether book. On Nov. 9th in 1837 the quene of
-England dined at Guildhall. Good meal probly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 13</em>—When your uncle Josiah takes medicin
-he doses up. I took 4 kinds today &amp; kep my feet
-hot with my watter jug. I got a good fire. Storms
-hevy outside but that does not hurt me eny. I read
-all it says on all my medicin botles &amp; I can get
-nuthing they will not cure. I got Jim Crow &amp; the
-pupp in the house for company now. They sleep
-mostly. When they awake they make troubel. I
-fore see that these animils must be put out.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 14th</em>—Somthing I took yesterdy or last nite
-has helped som. I slep well. Probly it was 1 of
-the bitters. Snow prevales outside &amp; she falls hevy
-as I rite. I put Jim &amp; the pupp out. Thare was
-too meney in the house. Jim has got honey coam
-&amp; the pupp has got bones in the dog house so they
-are hapy. Nobody could want more than that unless
-they are crazy about money.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 15–16–17</em>—I stade within mostly on these
-days. We are having a spell of wether. My bitters
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_94'>94</span>&amp; my Sistom Tonick are most gone but I still got
-plenty of 2 kinds that I take internal &amp; 3 kinds to
-rub on. Wolves howl around a good dele at nite.
-I keap my sasafras tea het up rite along but the
-bitters do most of the work. They are strong stuff
-&amp; have som get app to them. Sky is full of ducks
-&amp; gese do a lot of honking over the house. Probly
-to twitch me while I cant get out. Your uncle feals
-som beter but he is wise. He will not go out too
-soon. It would be beter for som body to go that
-would not be so much loss.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 18</em>—S. Conkrite com today to see how I was
-&amp; wanted to trade me a nice fat hogg for Jim Crow
-&amp; I done this. Jim is geting a litle sassy &amp; Conkrite’s
-will be a good place for him. Will now hav
-pork to put in pikel &amp; to smoak. He is to kill the
-pork &amp; bring it &amp; after that is to take Jim home.
-I fore see that Jim will make troubel. I am up &amp;
-around all rite now. Must go after supplys of
-bitters &amp; Sistom Tonick soon &amp; I must get a chese.
-A smitch of chese helps out a meal. Looks wethery
-tonite &amp; snow probabel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 19th</em>—S. Conkrite com today with the pork
-&amp; it is good pork. We fixed a crate to put Jim Crow
-in &amp; he made a lot of fuss. Them 2 looked funy
-going off in the boat. Cold &amp; freezing som &amp; ducks
-&amp; gese have lit out. Thare are deer around thow.
-I made soft soap today.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 20th</em>—Ed Baxter com in P.M. to see how I
-was &amp; to hang som meat in my smoak house. When
-he sene the soft soap he wanted to borro som.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_95'>95</span>Probly to wash them red hedded twins. S. Conkrite
-also com at evening &amp; Sam Green &amp; Wasson
-all with pork to smoak. I got lots of friends. My
-pork must pikel a while befoar it smoaks but I got
-to fire up the smoak house now for these men’s
-pork. They all like this because its something for
-them. Ed told a lot about them twins. Thare has
-never ben such twins. Conkrite’s noos is Jim Crow
-got away. The traks stade around the chickins a
-while &amp; then went to the woods whare fethers were
-found. Lite sift of snow to nite. The Cape of
-Good Hope was doubled in the almanack today in
-1497. Quere they wanted 2 capes thare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 21st</em>—Jim Crow was up the cottonwood this
-morning when I went out. Him &amp; the pupp are now
-in the dog house. Conkrite will probly com after
-Jim. She snows &amp; blows hevy as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 23rd</em>—My smoak house is well knone. Pete
-Quagno &amp; 2 other inguns com today to see about
-puting things in it but I tell them I want to kno
-what they are. They say all sines show a hard
-winter coming. No danger of them inguns stealing
-my soft soap. Your uncle Josiah is now all well
-&amp; feals fine. He was all over the iland today. He
-could pull up a tree or kick the chimbly off the house
-if it had to be. I notis too meney small animil
-tracks on the iland &amp; I will now tend to these. The
-pupp is fine &amp; he now goes with me. Lite snow
-last nite &amp; I see a wild catt has ben across and I
-would like to get his fur.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 25th</em>—Yesterdy I stade within with my medicins
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_96'>96</span>as I did not feal so well. I got a stummick
-misry. Conkrite was down &amp; took Jim Crow back
-today. I do not think Jim likes Conkrite. He tried
-to get a peice out of Conkrite when they was in the
-boat. Me &amp; Jim always got along all rite. Snow
-is faling.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 26–27–28</em>—Snows all the time now. She dont
-know when to quit. My almanack says G. Washington
-crossed the deleware Nov. 28th. It missed saying
-what yeare but he got whare he wanted to go.
-Moon was full on the 26th but not sene.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 29th</em>—S. Conkrite com with som meat to
-smoak today &amp; it looks like bear meat. I fear Jim
-Crow is now in the smoak house. That man knos
-nuthing of how to keap pets. I was off in the
-woods when Conkrite com but I kno it is Jim all
-rite. He was a fine bear &amp; affecksionet. I wish
-Conkrite had his dam pork back &amp; I had Jim Crow.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 30th</em>—That meat is not Jim at all for Jim
-is back &amp; up the cottonwood this morning. He did
-not want to com down but him &amp; the pupp are in
-the dog house as I rite. Jim likes it around heare.
-Mackarel sky tonite &amp; changing wether probabel.
-Nov. a remarkabel month all through.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 1–2–3–4–5–6</em>—I ben fealing porly now som time
-with the misry in my stummick. Tried som of all
-my internal medicins &amp; feal som beter today. Hav
-rubbed my Rumatiziam with Pain Killer &amp; took
-pills both blue &amp; pink that are for liver complaint.
-Poor old Tike was sick too. I gave him the box
-of condition powders I got in the fall for the chickins
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_97'>97</span>but he quit that nite. This was on Saturday the
-4th. The powders may not hav kep well or maybe
-not good for a dog. I lost my best friend. Bad
-wether now. I think animils should have no medicin
-at all of eny kind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 7th</em>—Ed Baxter com today to see how I was
-&amp; to get his smoaked pork. I promis to take Christmas
-diner with Ed &amp; Wife. I must take presents
-for James &amp; John. Likely a buckett of soft soap
-will be good for them 2. Looks gusty &amp; snowy tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 8th</em>—S. Conkrite &amp; Green &amp; his friend Wasson
-all com to see how I was today &amp; get their
-smoaked stuff. Conkrite says would like me to
-keap Jim Crow a while longer for he is too meney
-up to his place. This I will do for Jim &amp; me get
-along fine. Jim went up the cottonwood when he
-sene Conkrite. Thares too meney smoak houses
-on this iland &amp; too much smoaking going on for
-other pepil. Snow storm slanting from the north
-west &amp; drifting som as I rite. I fore saw this last
-nite. I think Conkrite is the one that is too meney
-up to his place instid of Jim Crow. I got wether
-pains in both back &amp; legs now.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 9th</em>—Now she snows. Big drifts. Can not
-see dog house from window. I now got Jim Crow
-&amp; the pupp in the house. My wether pains som
-worse. Must stay in my blankett.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 10th</em>—A soft thaw has come on sudden. A
-warm sun prevales &amp; evrything all slushy. Good
-wether for wet feet. Your uncle still stays within.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 12th</em>—Both S. Conkrite &amp; Ed Baxter com
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_98'>98</span>today &amp; brought me a new almanack for next yeare.
-This is the first time they ever com that it was not
-somthing for them. They said I don litle favers for
-them &amp; they would like to make me this litle present.
-This all shows that if you keap being good to pepil
-all your life some day they will bring you a nice
-litle almanack. Probly they will want somthing next
-trip. I gave them som Sistom Tonick &amp; they liked
-that. Ed Spoke of them 2 twins &amp; they are both
-well &amp; awful smart. He asked if my smoak house
-was still in good working order &amp; if my hens ben laying
-well lately &amp; if I had plenty of potattoes on
-hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 13th</em>—Them 2 inguns that come heare last
-with Pete Quagno &amp; his squa com today &amp; their
-noos is that Pete &amp; his squa are both sick &amp; wanted
-tobaco. I sent Pete 2 pink pills. Them 2 inguns
-wanted me to send Pete &amp; his squa a big lot of
-tobaco by them but they did not know that your
-uncle Josiah was setting around smoaking befoar
-eny of them was born.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 14th</em>—Last nite I read in my noo almanack.
-I notis it predicts worse wether for next yeare.
-Storms &amp; Tempests will prevale with intense frosts
-probabel at times, but thare will be much changabel
-wether &amp; meney meteors that will betoken war.
-Thare will be awful winds on Parts of the Earth.
-In the back are som Prophesies made by the Seventh
-Son, which I copy down. He says thare will be wars
-and rumours of wars &amp; Turbulence &amp; Teror will
-apear on evry hand &amp; cloudds of darkest hue will
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_99'>99</span>hang over the World in the East. Fires will abound
-&amp; Tumults &amp; Bloodshed &amp; Plots &amp; Uprores in som
-Nations. Subject Pepils will turn &amp; bite the hoof
-that holds them down. A certain Luckless King
-may loose his hed &amp; something may hapen to the
-Pope. Armed Men may march to &amp; fro &amp; meney will
-be smitten to the Dust. Blood will be shed in Ireland.
-Tyrants will shake their Rods &amp; the Torch
-of Discord will be hurled in Crimea. The Couch of
-Mortality will be spred &amp; meney pepil will die during
-the yeare. Low Moans of the Oppressed will
-be heard in Italy. It is all bad noos in the almanack
-for next yeare. The 7th Son predicts that Flocks
-of Boobies will assale the TRUTHS OF PROPHESY.
-He predicts no troubels for eny whare around
-here. Your uncle Josiah is in out of the wet.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 15th</em>—Sam Green com &amp; says his friend Wasson
-is sick &amp; wants som medicin. I give him som
-of each kind but I ought to see the simptoms. Wasson
-does not kno what ales him but my medicin will
-probly fix him up. He probly has stummick complaint.
-Stedy freezing wether now.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 16–17–18</em>—Evrything is froze tite &amp; so is the
-pump. I ben out on trips &amp; I think one ear is froze.
-I tended to a lot of bisness. I got supplys &amp; same
-kind of almanack for next yeare that I ben having.
-I notis the predictions in it are not half so bad as
-the one that was fetched for the litle present by
-Conkrite. He probly wanted to scare me into
-the woods. I notis he keaps the same kind I do
-&amp; he gave me the other. I stopped at his place
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_100'>100</span>today &amp; I saw Green &amp; Wasson &amp; J. Podnutt thare.
-Wasson got well. Those were all good medicins I
-sent. Their noos is timber theves are at it again
-down the river. Wasson hunts down thare &amp; he
-wants us all to form a possy and chase them out of
-the country but your uncle chases nuthing these days
-he does not want. I tell them the owners must be
-notified. I do not know what them old mud turkels
-talk about all the time up to Conkrite’s. I got som
-candy for Jim Crow &amp; I paid Conkrite for his pork
-at a low price &amp; Jim is now mine again. Jim is
-good company if you kno how to get along with a
-bear. I got a noo medicin. Instant Relief for Internal
-Disorders. Will try on sombody that coms
-to see how I am &amp; to borro medicin. It looks like a
-good remedy. This has ben an active day.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 20</em>—Think I got som cold on my trip Saturdy.
-Am taking the noo remedy but do not yet kno
-what it will cure. I notis that 2 things that are on
-the wrapper I am troubeled with. Big snow storm
-now going on.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 21–22–23–24</em>—Your uncle Josiah has felt prety
-poorly for these 4 days. Hav taken my medicins
-stedy. Think I am now beter. Must go to Baxter’s
-tomorro. Wether clear &amp; cold.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 26th</em>—I took diner up at Baxter’s &amp; it was a
-good diner. We had chickin fixings &amp; cooked appels
-&amp; a grate dele of other things &amp; pie of all kinds. I
-took the chickins up. We talked &amp; smoaked &amp; in
-P.M. Ed got his fiddel out &amp; playd hoppy tunes
-on it. A string was busted but he done well with
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_101'>101</span>the rest. I got along fine with them 2 twins. Their
-parents hav a lot of plesure with them babys. I
-had them on my lap &amp; it took me back to when I
-had 2 litle boys that did not kno beter than to like
-to be around with their pa. I wish I had them litle
-boys back now. They grew up &amp; went away probly
-looking for beter friends. It is lonesom heare on
-the iland with them &amp; their mother all gone; once
-in a while I find somthing around they playd with
-&amp; things their mother had &amp; them things are what
-I got left. I must hav the Baxters down heare next
-Chrismas if I am around. I will cetch them twins
-some young rabbitts when they get old enough &amp;
-som young mudturkels &amp; pollywoggs to play with
-like I used to do. Full moon at nite on my way
-back to the iland &amp; them 2 litle boys was asleep
-when I left.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 27–28–29–30</em>—I ben too sick to rite in my
-wether book.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 31st</em>—This was the last day of the yeare &amp;
-whatever hapened is now all over. It is awful cold
-&amp; still outside &amp; once in a while I heare frost cracking
-in the woods. The yeare is now coming to its
-end in a few minits. It is prety late for me to be
-around but I am waiting for the old clock to strike
-12. Maybe next yeare at this time I will be asleep.
-It is awful lonesom heare tonite &amp; I wish I had my
-folks around or if them 2 litle boys was only heare
-or sombody. Maybe tomorro sombody will com. I
-notis by the looking glass that the old man’s hed is
-prety white. He has ben frosted som. He now
-goes into his blankett for the yeare ends as he rites.</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_105'>105</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>V<br /> <span class='large'>TIPTON POSEY’S STORE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>The unpretentious building stood just back
-from the road, near the end of “Bundy’s
-Bridge.” It was a lonely looking structure,
-for there were no near neighbors. Its sustenance
-was drawn from a thinly populated region, but its
-location made it easy of access from many miles
-around.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The winding thoroughfare that led over the decrepit
-bridge was an ancient Indian trail that, like
-the other cherished possessions of the red man,
-had been merged into the economies of his white
-brothers.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The plashing waters of the river lulled the ear
-with gentle tumult. They sighed softly under the
-old bridge, rippled against the decayed abutments
-with a dirge-like rhythm, and spread out in little
-swirls and scrolls over the tapering sand bar below.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the hot summer forenoons barefooted
-boys in fragmentary costume appeared on the structure
-from unknown sources. They rested long cane
-fish poles along the side rails, and watched for the
-corks to bob that floated on the lazy current. They
-soon disrobed and remained naked the rest of the
-day, making frequent trips into the river, where
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_106'>106</span>they wallowed along the muddy margin and
-splashed in the shallow water.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The agile sun burned bodies, and the shouts of the
-noisy happy crew, gave a touch of vibrant life and
-human interest to the melancholy old bridge.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When night came the scant raiment was gathered
-up and the slender strings of small bull-heads and
-sun-fish—a meager spoil if judged from a material
-standpoint—were carried proudly away on the dusty
-road. Emperors—and particularly one of them—might
-well envy their innocence and happiness as
-they faded away into the twilight.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Lofty elms, big sycamores and bass-woods, interlaced
-with wild grape vines, shaded the approach
-to the bridge, and fringed the gently sloping banks
-of the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The store was a remnant of the past. When it
-was built, about sixty years ago, the location seemed
-to offer alluring prospects. While the expected
-town did not materialize in the vicinity of the bridge,
-the store had done a thriving business, before the
-railroads crossed the river country, and after the
-old trail was graded. Few of the frequent travelers
-along the road had failed to stop and contribute
-more or less to its prosperity. The trappers from
-up and down the river sold their pelts and obtained
-supplies there, some of which consisted of very raw
-edged liquor, that they often claimed ate holes in
-their stockings. Much of it had never enjoyed the
-society of a revenue stamp, but as stamps affected
-neither the flavor or the hitting quality of the goods,
-nobody ever inquired into these things.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_106_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Tipton Posey</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_107'>107</span>The merciless years changed the fortunes of the
-place, and it was now in an atmosphere of decay.
-It was a gray unpainted two story affair, with a
-wooden awning over a broad platform in front,
-along the outer edge of which hung a small squeaky
-sign:</p>
-
-<div class='box'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c014'>
- <div>TIPTON POSEY</div>
- <div>GENERAL MERCHANDISE</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>It was the general loafing place of the old muskrat
-trappers and pot hunters—known as “river
-rats,”—and old settlers, whose principal asset was
-spare time, but everybody for miles around came
-occasionally to “keep track o’ what’s goin’ on,”
-and to exchange the gossip of the river country.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey, the jovial and philosophic proprietor, who
-lived upstairs, was a sympathetic member of the
-motley gatherings. He was utilized in countless
-ways. He acted as stakeholder and referee when
-bets were made on disputed matters of fact, delivered
-verbal messages, and always had the latest
-news. He was a good natured, ruddy faced old fellow,
-with an eccentric moustache that curled in at
-one corner of his mouth, and seemed to be trying
-to make its escape on the other side. He seldom
-wore a hat and his gray hair stood up like a flare
-over his high forehead.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_108'>108</span>The confused stock of goods included a little of
-everything that any reasonable human being would
-want to buy, and lots of things that nobody could
-ever have any sane use for. Those who were unreasonable
-could always get what they wanted by
-waiting a week or two, for “Tip” declared that he
-would draw upon the resources of the civilized world
-through the mails, if necessary, to accommodate his
-customers.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey was reliable in everything except regular
-attendance. He “opened store” spasmodically in
-the morning, and closed it “whenever they was
-nobody ’round” at night. When his life-long friend,
-Bill Stiles, was unavailable as a substitute guardian
-he often locked up and left a notice on the door indicating
-when he would return. I once found one
-reading: “Gone off—back Monday.” It was
-Wednesday and it had been there since Saturday.
-Various lead pencil comments had been inscribed on
-the misleading notice by facetious visitors, among
-them “Liar!” “What Monday?” “Sober up!”
-“Stranger called to buy a hundred dollars’ worth
-of goods and found nobody home.” “The sheriff
-has been here looking for you twice,” and several
-other notations calculated to annoy the delinquent.
-Sometimes the notice would simply read “Gone off,”
-which, in connection with the fact that the door was
-locked, was convincing to the most obtuse observer.
-Tip usually found a fringe of patient customers and
-assorted loiterers sitting along the edge of the platform,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_109'>109</span>discussing the burning questions of the day,
-when he returned.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the shooting seasons he spent much time
-on the marsh down the river. Orders were stuck
-under the door, and during his brief and uncertain
-visits to the store, he filled them and left the goods
-in a locked wooden box in the rear, to which a few
-favored customers had duplicate keys.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>While Tip’s affairs were not conducted on strictly
-commercial principles, he had no competition, and
-eventually did all the business there was to be done.
-“I git all the money they got, an’ nobody c’d do
-more’n that if they was here all the time,” he remarked,
-as he laid his gun and a bunch of bloody
-ducks on the platform and unlocked the door late
-one night, after several days’ absence. “I got ’em
-all trained now an’ they’d be spoiled if I took to
-bein’ here reg’lar.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were two “spare rooms” over the store,
-that were reached by a stairway on the outside of
-the building. I usually occupied one of them whenever
-I visited that part of the river. Bill Stiles slept
-in the other when he thought it was too dark for
-him to go home, or he was not in a condition to
-make the attempt. It was in use most of the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill was the <i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">genius loci</span></i>, and gave it a rich and
-mellow character, which it would have been difficult
-for Posey to sustain alone. He was a grizzled veteran
-of the marshes. For many years he had lived
-in a tumble-down shack on “Huckleberry Island.”
-He trapped muskrats and mink over a wide area in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_110'>110</span>the winter, and shot ducks and geese for the market
-in the spring and fall. When the fur harvests began
-to fail, and the game laws became oppressive,
-he concluded that he was getting too old to work,
-and was too much alone in the world. He moved
-up the river and built a new shack on “Watermelon
-Bend,” which was within easy walking distance
-from the store, where he could usually find plenty
-of congenial company when he wanted it. Here he
-had become a fixture.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Out of the ample fund of his experience, flavored
-and garnished by the rich and inexhaustible fertility
-of an imagination, that at times was almost uncanny,
-had come tales of early life on the river and marshes
-that had enthralled the loiterers at the store. They
-shared the shade of the awning with him during the
-hot summer days, and surrounded the big bellied
-wood stove in the dingy interior during the winter
-days and evenings when “they was nothin’ doin’”
-anywhere else in the region, and listened with rapt
-interest to his reminiscences. Any expression of
-incredulity met with crushing rebuke. “I didn’t
-notice that you was there at the time,” he would
-remark with asperity. “If you wasn’t, that’ll be
-all from you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The muskrat colonies still left along the river,
-and out on the marshy areas, were often drawn
-upon by adventurous youngsters, solely for the purpose
-of “seein’ Bill skin ’em.” Clusters of the unfortunates
-were brought by their tails and laid on
-the store platform. The old man would look the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_111'>111</span>crowd over patronizingly, take his “ripper” from
-his pocket, and, with a few dexterous strokes, perform
-feats of pelt surgery that made the tyros gasp
-with admiration.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I skun six hundred an’ forty-eight rats once’t,
-in five hours, that I’d caught on Muckshaw Lake the
-night before,” was Bill’s invariable remark after
-he had finished his grewsome performance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The adulation of these small audiences was the
-glow that illumined his declining days.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When I first met the old man years ago, he was
-engaged in writing his autobiography, and at last
-accounts he was still at it. His shack and the little
-room over the store had gradually become literary
-temples. His complicated manuscripts and notes
-were kept in an old black satchel of once shiny oil
-cloth, that he called his “war bag.” On its side was
-the roughly lettered inscription: “HISTORIC
-CRONICELS—STILES.” He carried it back and
-forth between his abodes with much solicitude. During
-the many evenings I spent with him, he would
-frequently extract its contents and read aloud in
-the dim light of a kerosene lamp. He often paused
-and looked over the rims of his spectacles, with
-animation in his gray eyes, when he came to passages
-that he deemed of special importance. The
-masses of foolscap contained records that were only
-intelligible to the writer. His grammar and spelling
-were hopelessly bad, his methods of compilation
-were baffling, and his penmanship was mystic, but
-his collection of facts and near-facts was prodigious.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_112'>112</span>He took long reflective rests between the periods of
-active composition. They were deathless chronicles
-in the sense that they seemed to be without end, and
-they appeared to become more and more deathless
-as he proceeded.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The first two or three hundred pages were what
-Bill called a “Backfire Chapter.” It began with
-the Creative Dawn, and was a general historical
-résumé down to the time of his appearance on earth.
-It skipped lightly over the great events, that loom
-like mountain peaks in the world’s history and tower
-away into the receding centuries. When he came to
-the Deluge he got lost among Noah’s animals for
-awhile and floundered hopelessly for adjectives. It
-was impossible to enumerate and describe all of
-them, but he did the best he could. Through a maze
-of wars and falling empires, he got Columbus to
-America. The Republic was established, and civilization
-finally flowered with the birth of Bill Stiles,
-A.D., 1836. From the dawn of time to the rocking
-of Bill’s cradle was a far cry, but his annals included
-what he considered the essential features of that
-dark period.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In addition to a vast amount of matter of purely
-personal interest, the work was designed to accurately
-record the happenings in the river country
-during Bill’s lifetime.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Much of his material was collected at the store.
-The year that Bundy’s Bridge was built, and the
-ferry ceased operations, was shrouded in historic
-gloom. Five times the year had been changed in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_113'>113</span>the chronicles, for five eminent authorities differed
-as to the date, and each of them had at one time or
-another succeeded in impressing Bill. He seemed
-confident of all his other facts. The other bridges
-had given him no trouble.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was no question in his mind as to when
-the Pottowattomies were relieved of their lands and
-forcibly removed from the country, or when the
-camp of horse thieves on Grape Island was broken
-up.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a tale of another band of horse thieves,
-whose secret retreat was on an island in the middle
-of a big lake of soft muck several miles south of
-the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The one route of access to it was a concealed
-sand bar known only to the outlaws. The unsavory
-crew collected their plunder on the island, where
-the pilfered beasts were cared for, and their
-markings changed with various dyes. In due time
-they smuggled them away in the darkness to distant
-markets. They once captured a too curious
-preacher, who was looking for his horse, and kept
-him in durance vile for several months. The expounder
-of the gospels labored so faithfully in that
-seemingly hopeless vineyard that the blasé bandits
-were finally “purified by the word of the Lord, gave
-up their dark practices, made restitution, and ever
-after lived model lives.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a record of a mighty flood that drowned
-out everything and everybody, ran over the top of
-the bridge and carried part of it away, and following
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_114'>114</span>this were notations of approximate dates of
-sundry happenings—when the gang of counterfeiters
-that dwelt in Pinkamink Marsh were caught and
-“sent up”—the year that Bill killed a blue goose on
-“Boiler Slough”—when the tornado blew all of the
-water out of the river at “Ox Bow Bend” and left
-the channel bare for half an hour, and the year that
-“forty-six thousand rat skins was took off Shelby
-Marsh.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A page was devoted to a reign of terror that
-lasted several weeks in 1877. For five nights an
-awful roar had come out of “Bull Snake Bayou.”
-The mystery was never explained, but Bill thought
-that the noise had been produced by a “whiffmatick”
-or a “hodad” that had come down with the
-spring flood, lost its way, and was shedding horns
-or scales in the vine-clad thickets.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The births, weddings and deaths of all the old settlers
-were carefully recorded, and many of their exploits
-detailed at length. There was an account of
-the capture of Hank Butts and his illicit still by the
-revenue officers, the failure of the jury to convict,
-owing to the reputations of the culprit’s two sons
-as dead shots, and the story of Hank’s death in a
-feather bed, with his boots on, when he went to visit
-a city relative and blew out the gas a few months
-later.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill’s experience with a “cattymount” was related
-with much detail. He had encountered it in
-the woods when he was young, and had spent two
-days and nights in a tree, living on crackers, plug
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_115'>115</span>tobacco, and a bottle of sage tea that he fortunately
-happened to have with him. The animal’s foot had
-been shattered by Bill’s only bullet and this prevented
-it from going into the foliage after him.
-The captive had chewed up over a pound of the
-plug and had carefully aimed the resulting juices
-at the baleful eye-balls that gleamed below him at
-night, hoping to blind his besieger. When the supply
-of this ammunition was exhausted the animal’s
-eyes were still bright, although Bill had scored
-many body hits and had decidedly changed the general
-color of his enemy.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hunger finally compelled the savage beast to beat
-a retreat and the situation was relieved. The “cattymount”
-had evidently increased in size with the
-succeeding years, for in the manuscript its estimated
-length had been twice corrected with a pen,
-the last figures being the highest. Bill added that
-he had killed this “fierce an’ formidable animal”
-later, and that “its skin was taken east.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Somewhere among the confused piles was the tale
-of the last voyage of the little stern-wheel steamer,
-“Morning Star” to the ferry, under command of
-“Cap’n Sink.” She had come up from the Illinois
-river, and the falling waters had left her stranded
-for a week on a sand bar. Her doughty commander
-paced the deck and blistered it with profanity. He
-swore by nine gods that he never again would go
-above “Corkscrew Bend,” that was so crooked that
-even the fish had sense enough to keep out of it.
-His vociferous impiety filtered intermittently
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_116'>116</span>through the green foliage that overhung the river,
-and desecrated the shadow-flecked aisles of the forest,
-until the Morning Star’s sister boat, the “Damfino,”
-came wheezing up stream. The unfortunate
-craft was pulled off the bar and navigation officially
-ended.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Reliable data was becoming scarce. Bill’s recollections
-were getting hazy. The old settlers, whose
-memories could be relied upon, were dying off, and
-the mists were absorbing his ascertainable facts,
-but, while life lasts the chronicles will go on, for
-Bill’s genius is not of the sort that admits defeat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There is much human history that might with
-profit be entombed in these humble archives, and
-its obscurity would be a blessing to those who made
-it. As the world grows older it finds less to respect
-in the dusty tomes that are filled with the story of
-human folly, selfishness and needless bloodshed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill and I were enjoying a quiet smoke on the
-store platform one July afternoon, and discussing
-his historical labors.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We’r livin’ in ter’ble times, an’ the things that’s
-happenin’ now mops ev’ry thing else offen the
-map,” he declared, as he refilled his cob pipe. “I
-see things in my paper ev’ry week that oughta
-be noted down in my history, but I’m pretty near
-eighty, an’ if I try to put ’em all in I’ll never git
-through. There’s too damn much goin’ on. They’r
-ditchin’ the river an’ hell’s to pay up above. They’r
-blastin’ in the woods with dinnymite, an’ some o’
-them ol’ codgers that lives in them shacks up above
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_117'>117</span>English Lake’ll be blown to kingdom come if they
-don’t watch out an’ duck. They better wake up an’
-come down stream. Say, d’ye see that damn cuss
-comin’ over the bridge? That’s Rat Hyatt, an’ I’m
-goin’ to jump ’im when ’e gits ’ere. He lost my dog
-I let ’im take. That feller’s no good, an’ ’e’s
-ripenin’ fer damnation.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Muskrat Hyatt” was a tall, raw-boned, keen-eyed
-ne’er-do-well sort of a fellow, who had hunted
-and trapped on the river for many years. He lived
-in an old house boat that had floated down stream
-during high water one spring, and got wedged in
-among some big trees in the woods, about half a
-mile above the bridge. He moved into it when the
-waters subsided and found it an agreeable abode.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I hope the owner never shows up,” remarked
-Rat, after I knew him. “I don’t think I’d like him.
-If the water ever gits that high ag’in an’ floats me
-off, I’m willin’ to go most anywheres in the old ark
-so long’s she don’t take a notion to go down an’
-roost on the bridge with me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He greeted us, with rather an embarrassed air,
-as he came up, and the old man spent considerable
-time in attempting to extract some definite information
-about “Spot.” Rat was evasive and unsatisfactory.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“They ain’t no more patheticker sight than to
-see some feller that sets an’ flaps ’is ears, an’ can’t
-answer nothin’ that’s asked ’im without tryin’ to
-chin about sump’n else all the time,” declared Bill.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_118'>118</span>“I don’t care nothin’ about its bein’ hot. I want
-to know where in hell my dog is.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That dog o’ your’n’s all right,” said Hyatt. “I
-reckon ’e’s off some’rs chas’n rabbits, an’ you
-needn’t do no worryin’. If anybody’s stole ’im you
-bet I’ll git ’im an’ the scalp o’ the feller with ’im.
-If ’e aint ’ere tomorrer I’ll take a look around. A
-dog like that can’t be kep’ hid long, an’ somebody’ll
-’ave seen ’im. He ain’t no fool, an’ if ’e’s shut up
-anywheres, you bet ’e’ll come back w’en ’e gits
-out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Well, you see that ’e gits out,” replied the old
-man with asperity. “I’m done havin’ heart disease
-ev’ry time I don’t see that dog w’en I go by your
-place, an’ I want ’im back where ’e b’longs. I
-didn’t give ’im to you, an’ if you don’t know where
-’e is you aint fit to have charge o’ no animal. This
-aint no small talk that I’m doin’. Its the summin’
-up o’ the court.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Spot was a well trained bird dog. Hyatt had borrowed
-him from the old man about two years before,
-and, as his facilities for taking care of him were
-much better than Bill was able to provide, the animal
-was allowed to remain at Hyatt’s house boat
-on indefinite leave. He slept under the rude bed
-and seemed much happier there than at home.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hyatt was now in rather a delicate position. The
-dog had not been seen in the neighborhood for over
-a week. An old trapper had come down the river
-in a canoe and stopped for an hour or so at the
-house boat. He announced his intention of leaving
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_119'>119</span>the country forever, and was on his way to the Illinois
-where he hoped to find enough muskrats to
-occupy his remaining days. He wanted a good quail
-dog, and, after much jockeying, had acquired Spot
-in exchange for a repeating rifle and a box of cartridges.
-The dog was tied in the front end of the
-canoe and departed with his new owner. Hyatt had
-an abiding faith that Spot would return in a few
-days, and that the stranger would be too far away
-down stream to want to buffet the strong current to
-get him back.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The dog’s homing instinct had proved reliable
-heretofore, as he had been sold several times under
-similar conditions, and was now regarded as a possible
-source of steady income by his thrifty guardian.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hyatt was careful not to sell the animal to anybody
-who was liable to be in that part of the country
-again. Spot had once gone as far as the Mississippi
-river with a confiding purchaser, and was
-away only a little over two weeks. He was now expected
-back at any time, in fact he was under the
-bed when Hyatt arrived home after the disagreeable
-reproaches of Bill Stiles, and the next day the incident
-was considered closed by both parties.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The only pet that Bill had cared anything for in
-recent years, besides his dog, was a one legged duck
-that he called “Esther.” The missing support had
-been acquired by a snapping turtle in the river, and
-Bill’s sympathies and affections had been aroused.
-During her owner’s absence from his shack, Esther
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_120'>120</span>and her brown brood were confined in the hollow
-base of a big tree, protected from the weasels and
-skunks by a wire screen over the opening.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>By Saturday night Hyatt and Stiles had become
-quite chummy again. It was very hot and we sat
-in front of the store with our coats off. Bill was
-discoursing sapiently on topics of international import,
-when we saw somebody down the road.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That ol’ mudturkle comin’ yonder with that
-pipe stuck in all them whiskers, is Bill Wirrick,”
-he announced after further observation. “We call
-’im ‘Puckerbrush Bill,’ on account of ’is bein’ up
-in Puckerbrush Bayou one night in ’is push boat,
-an’ tryin’ to make a short cut to git back to the
-river. He got ’is whiskers tangled in the puckerbrush
-an’ had to cut away a lot of ’em with ’is
-knife to git out. He’s between some pretty big
-bunches of ’em now, but they aint nothin’ to what
-they was. He had pretty near half a bushel an’ ’e
-used to carry ’is money in ’em. I s’pose ’e’ll begin
-tellin’ about all ’is troubles w’en ’e gits ’ere. That’s
-what’s the matter with this place, an’ it makes me
-tired to hear all these fellers tellin’ their troubles
-w’en they oughta be listenin’ to mine. My troubles
-has got some importance, but theirs don’t interest
-nobody.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Hello, Puck,” greeted the old man, as Wirrick
-came up, “how’s things down to the slough?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Pretty slow; got’ny tobacco?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Listen at ’im!” whispered Bill.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_120_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“<span class='sc'>Puckerbrush Bill</span>”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_121'>121</span>He was duly supplied, and took one of the hickory
-chairs under the awning. Notwithstanding their
-reported depletion, his whiskers were still impressive,
-and the warm evening breeze played softly and
-fondly among the ample remnants. His mouth was
-concealed somewhere in the maze. His pointed nose
-and watchful furtive eyes gave his face a peculiar
-foxy expression.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Its a good thing you didn’t strike a prairie fire
-with them whiskers, instid of a mess o’ puckerbrush,”
-remarked Bill, after a period of silence.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I’m goin’ to mow ’em in a few days to cool off,
-an’ then raise a new crop fer next winter. They’s
-lots more whar them come from,” replied Wirrick.
-“I’ll git some whiskers that’ll make you fellers set
-up an’ take notice ’fore the snow flies.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The mention of fire in connection with his whiskers
-must have suggested something to Wirrick,
-for, when he appeared without them the following
-week, he said that he hated a razor, couldn’t find
-any shears, and had “frizzled ’em off with a candle.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill was shocked at his appearance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You look like you was half naked. I see now
-w’y you been keepin’ that ol’ mug o’ your’n covered
-up. You’ve got a bum face. You git busy an’
-git all the whiskers you can right away!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The next arrival was Swan Peterson, an aged
-Swede, who lived in a dilapidated shack, festooned
-on the inside with rusty muskrat traps, near the
-mouth of “Crooked Creek.” His liver had rebelled
-against many years of unfair treatment, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_122'>122</span>his visage was of a greenish yellow. A prodigious
-white moustache, that suggested a chrysanthemum
-in full bloom, accentuated the evidence of his ailment.
-He was considerably over six feet tall. The
-years of hardship and isolation had bent his mighty
-shoulders and saddened his gray eyes. Peterson was
-cast in a heroic mould. His ancestors were the sea
-wolves who roved over perilous and unknown waters,
-and met violent deaths, in years when the
-Norse legends were in the making, but their wild
-forays and stormy lives meant nothing to him. He
-had no interest in the past or traditions to uphold.
-All he now wanted in the world was plenty of
-patent medicine and whiskey to mix with it, and in
-a pinch, he could get along without the medicine.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The jaundiced Viking came slowly up on to the
-platform, looked us over languidly, and commented
-on the general cussedness of the weather and life’s
-monotonies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I ban har fifty years, an’ I seen the same damn
-thing ev’ry year all over again. It ban cold in winter
-an’ hot in summer. I eat an’ sleep, an’ eat an’
-sleep some more, an’ work hard all day, an’ then eat
-an’ sleep—ev’ry day the same damn thing. I ban
-takin’ medicine now five years, an’ I can’t git none
-that’s got any kick. Mebbe I got some o’ them
-things that Rass Wattles says Wahoo Bitters’ll
-cure, but mebbe I got something else that they
-didn’t know about when they mixed that stuff. I
-find mixin’ half Wahoo an’ half whiskey ban some
-help, but I’m goin’ to try some other bitters an’
-mix in more whiskey. That whiskey ban a good
-thing, an’ when I get a good thing I put a sinker
-on it.”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_122_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Swan Peterson</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_123'>123</span>Old “Doc” Dust drove up in a squeaky buggy
-with an ancient top. His lazy gray mare seemed
-glad to get her feet into the hollowed ground in
-front of the hitching rail.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Certain types in the medical profession are never
-called anything but “Doc,” except when more profane
-appellations are required. Dust was a befitting
-name for the old man, for he appeared to be
-much dried up. His parchment like skin was drawn
-tightly over his protruding cheek bones, and his
-emaciated figure seemed almost ready to blow away.
-A frayed Prince Albert coat was secured with one
-button at the waist, and a rusty plug hat was
-jammed down on the back of his head. These things
-were evidently intended to impart a professional
-air, but they completed a sad satire. The Doc
-looked like a hypocritical old scamp.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Much human character, or the lack of it, may be
-indicated by a hat, and the manner of wearing it,
-particularly if it is a “plug.” Worn in the ordinary
-conventional way, a “correct” plug is supposed
-to provide a roof for a certain kind of dignity,
-but usually it indicates nothing beyond a mere
-lack of artistic sensibility. Tipped forward, it suggests
-sulkiness, obstinacy, and self-complacency—a
-sort of sporty rowdyism, when worn on one side—and
-disregard of the rights and opinions of others,
-when it is tilted back of the ears.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_124'>124</span>Of course the condition and the year of coinage
-of the plug enter into the equation and complicate
-it, but even a very shabby plug is an entertaining
-story teller. To a careful and discriminating student
-of human folly, it is replete with subtleties.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A Fiji Island cannibal, whose only wearing apparel
-was a plug hat, was once made chief of his
-tribe on account of it. It was probably as becoming
-to him as it had been to the spiritual adviser
-he had eaten. Such dignity and distinction as it
-was capable of imparting was his. He had attained
-what is possibly the apotheosis of barbaric head
-dress of our age.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Doc carried two medicine cases under his buggy
-seat on his professional rounds. One of them was
-stocked with a dozen large bottles with Latin labels,
-and the other with small phials containing white
-pills the size of number six shot. If his patient
-preferred “Alopathy,” he or she got it with a vengeance.
-If “Homepathy” was wanted, the smaller
-receptacle was drawn upon. The “leaders” in the
-“Alopathy” box were castor oil—calomel, and
-quinine. Aconite and Belladona–100, and Magnesium
-Phos–10 occupied the places of honor in the
-other.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Dust had weathered several matrimonial storms,
-and his last wife was now under the wild flowers
-in the country cemetery, where the epitaph on the
-unpretentious stone—erected by her own relatives—was
-more congratulatory than sorrowful.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Doc” Hopkins, or “Hoppy Doc” as he was irreverently
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_125'>125</span>dubbed along the river, was Dust’s only
-rival. The competition was bitter, and many untimely
-ends were ascribed by each of them to the
-other’s criminal ignorance. Hoppy Doc often told,
-with great relish, a story of Cornelia Kibbins, Dust’s
-first wife, alleging that after a year of tempestuous
-married life, she had fled to her father’s home late
-one winter night for refuge. Her irate parent refused
-her an asylum. He had felt greatly outraged
-when the wedding took place and never wanted to
-see his daughter again. In answer to the plaintive
-midnight cry at his door, he leaned out of a second
-story window and delivered a torrent of invective.
-As he closed the window he shouted, “Dust thou
-art, and unto Dust shalt thou return!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The suppliant disappeared, and evidently the
-worm turned, for Dust was a physical wreck for a
-month afterwards. Old man Kibbins subsequently
-declared that while his daughter “was a damn fool,
-she had fight’n blood in ’er, an’ the Doc ’ad better
-look out fer squalls.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Dust was guyed good-naturedly by the occupants
-of the platform, as he went into the store to get
-some fine cut.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“What’s that you’ve got out there between them
-buggy thills, Doc?” queried Hyatt.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill winked at me and asked him if he had driven
-by his garden lately—a delicate reference to the
-cemetery, intended to be sarcastic.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Another stove pipe hat was brought by “Pop”
-Wilkins, an octogenarian. He also wore it jammed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_126'>126</span>well down behind his ears. The old man climbed
-painfully up the steps with his hickory cane, and
-dropped into a chair that Hyatt brought out of the
-store for him. He placed the ancient tile under it,
-mopped his bald head with a large red bandanna,
-and looked wistfully beyond the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Pop had been afflicted with intermittent ague for
-several years. He was once a preacher and a temperance
-advocate. He was placed on the superannuated
-list by the Methodist conference, and had
-finally been expunged as a backslider. He fell from
-grace and yielded to the lure of strong waters.
-Once, after he had over indulged for several weeks,
-he went and sat in sad reflection on the bank of the
-gloomy river at night. Out of its depths came
-strange six footed beasts and multicolored crawling
-things that terrified Pop and drove remorse into his
-soul. Since that eventful night he had been more
-moderate, but he was still in danger, and it was a
-question as to whether old age, ague, or J. Barleycorn
-would get him first.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>My friend “Kun’l” Peets, who was a comparatively
-recent importation into the river country,
-came over the bridge with a basket on his arm containing
-a couple of setter pups that he wanted Posey
-to see, with a view of possibly having them applied
-on his account at the store. He was an ex-confederate
-from Tennessee, and seemed sadly out of
-harmony with his surroundings. The pups were
-liberated on the platform and subjected to much
-poking about and criticism by the experts. The
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_127'>127</span>Colonel considered them “fine specimens of a noble
-strain,” but Wirrick thought “they looked like they
-had some wolf blood in ’em.” Posey agreed to accept
-the little animals in lieu of eight dollars owed
-by the Colonel, with the understanding that they
-were to be kept for him until they were a month
-older. Everybody understood his kindly consideration
-for the old man, and knew that he had no
-earthly use for the pups.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The assemblage in front of the store became more
-varied and interesting with the arrival of other
-visitors. The chairs were exhausted and the platform
-edge was entirely occupied. Bill Stiles had
-just commenced the narration of a horse trade story,
-when an old man appeared in the twilight on the
-bridge. He wore a long gray overcoat, although the
-evening was very warm. The story stopped and
-interest was centered on the slowly approaching
-figure.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I asked Posey who he was. He bent his head toward
-me confidentially, and, in something between
-a low whistle and a whisper, replied: “S-s-s-s-t——‘the
-Serpent’s Hiss’!!!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We were in prohibition territory, and the old
-“bootlegger” was bringing twelve flat pint bottles
-in twelve inside pockets of the gray overcoat to
-break the drought at Posey’s store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was an unbonded warehouse, and the reason
-for the mysterious gathering on that particular evening
-was now apparent.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He came slowly up the steps, and seemed embarrassed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_128'>128</span>to find a stranger present. I was introduced
-and vouched for by my friend Posey, and he seemed
-much relieved.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Conversation had been rather dull during the last
-half hour, but now it had a merry note. The jaundiced
-Viking brightened up and wondered how many
-bird’s nests had been constructed with the whiskers
-that Wirrick had left up in the bayou. Time worn
-jokes were laughed at more than usual. Some new
-insurance that Posey had acquired was regarded as
-indicating a big fire as soon as business got dull,
-and Doc Dust was told that he ought to keep the
-small bag of oats under his buggy seat away from
-the medicine cases or he would lose his horse.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Well, time is flitt’n,” remarked the “Serpent’s
-Hiss,” as he rose and departed for the barn lot
-behind the store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One by one, like turtles slipping off a log into
-a stream, those who sat along the edge of the platform
-dropped silently to the ground and followed
-him, and most of the occupants of the chairs joined
-the procession. Like the oriflamme of Henry of
-Navarre, the gray overcoat led them on through the
-dusk.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The retreat to the rear was in deference to Posey’s
-scruples. He preferred that the store itself should
-be kept free from illegitimate traffic.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The odor of substantial sin, and a faint suggestion
-of a dragon’s breath was in the atmosphere
-when the crowd returned. Deliverance had come.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_129'>129</span>Aridity was succeeded by bountiful moisture, that
-like gentle rain, had fallen upon thirsty flowers.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Colonel seemed in some way to be dissatisfied
-with his visit to the barn, and was at odds with
-the owner of the gray overcoat when the expedition
-returned. He had parted with a silver coin under
-protest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Inate cou’tesy, suh, compelled me to pa’take of
-you’ah abundance, suh,” he declared. “It was not
-that I wanted you’ah infe’nal mixcha, you mink
-eyed old grave robbah,” he declared, as he left
-with his puppies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old bootlegger’s name was Richard Shakes,
-but the obvious natural perversion to “Dick
-Snakes” was too tempting to be resisted by the
-river humorists. He was also frequently alluded to
-as “Tiger Cat,” a term that seemed much more appropriate
-to the liquids he dispensed than to him,
-for, outside of his questionable occupation, the old
-man was entirely inoffensive and harmless. He was
-another member of the old time trapping fraternity,
-and lived alone in a log house on the creek about
-two miles away.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He had a large collection of Indian relics, that he
-had spent many years in accumulating, and he took
-great delight in showing them to anybody who came
-to see him. The arrow and spear heads were
-methodically arranged in long rows on thin smooth
-boards, and held in place by the heads of tacks that
-overlapped their edges. The boards were nailed to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_130'>130</span>the walls of faced logs all over the interior of the
-cabin.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nearly everybody in the surrounding country had
-contributed to the collection at one time or another,
-and it was being added to constantly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were many fine specimens of tomahawk
-heads, stone axes, and other implements, that had
-been fashioned with admirable skill. The old man
-guarded his hoarded treasures with a miser’s solicitude,
-for they were the solace of his lonely life. He
-had refused large offers for the collection as a
-whole, and never could be induced to part with single
-specimens, except under pressure of immediate
-necessity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There are few mental comforts comparable with
-those of absorbing hobbies. They temper the raw
-winds and asperities of existence to a wonderful degree,
-and offer a welcome balm of heart interest to
-lives weary of continued conflict for mythical goals.
-We may smile at them in others, but we realize their
-deep significance when they are our own.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Poor old Shakes was but another example of one
-made happy by a harmless fad, the joys of which
-might well be coveted by those whose millions have
-brought only fear and sorrow. After it is all over
-the pursuit of one phantom has been as gratifying
-as the quest of another, for they both end in darkness.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_130_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Dick Shakes</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_131'>131</span>After sitting around for awhile, and listening to
-the enlivened conversation, and the gossip of the
-neighborhood, that now circulated freely, the old
-man bought a package of tobacco in the store, for
-which he said he had “been stung ten cents,” and
-left us, with the overcoat, from which the cargo had
-been discharged, hung lightly over his arm.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The assemblage gradually dispersed. Wirrick,
-Hyatt, and the jaundiced Viking went down to the
-river bank and departed in their “push boats.” Doc
-Dust invited Pop Wilkins to ride with him, and they
-betook themselves into the shadows. Tipton Posey
-relighted his pipe and Bill Stiles resumed the story
-of the horse trade.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_135'>135</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>VI<br /> <span class='large'>MUSKRAT HYATT’S REDEMPTION</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>Except from a picturesque standpoint,
-“Rat” Hyatt was not an ornament to the
-river country. Its meager and widely scattered
-social life, and its average of morality, were
-more or less affected by his shortcomings. In many
-communities he would be considered an undesirable
-citizen. He was looked upon as a good natured
-“bad egg,” and as one industrious in the ways of
-sin by his associates at Tipton Posey’s store, but
-the habitues of that time honored loafing place always
-welcomed him, for he possessed a reminiscent
-talent and a peculiar kind of dry wit and repartee
-that helped to enliven the sleepy days.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In this world much sin is forgiven an entertaining
-personality.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was always a feeling of incompleteness on
-the store platform when Rat was absent, that nobody
-ever admitted, but when he arrived and took
-his accustomed seat on the green wheel barrow, that
-was part of the merchandise that Posey kept outside
-in the day time, the depressing vacancy existed
-no longer.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles’s temperamental discharges of ornate
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_136'>136</span>philosophy, and his comments on life’s ironies and
-human folly, required a target, and this was commonly
-the role assigned to Rat Hyatt.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I’m always the goat,” remarked Rat one hot
-afternoon, as we sat in the shade of the wooden
-awning. “W’y don’t you pick on somebody that
-likes to listen? I’ve been kidded by experts, an’ this
-long talk o’ your’n seems kind o’ mixed up. The
-trouble with you an’ a lot o’ the other ol’ mud birds
-’round ’ere, is you open yer mouth an’ go ’way an’
-leave it, an’ fergit you started it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now look ’ere, Rat,” replied Bill, “you aint got
-no call to talk back to me. W’en I’m talkin’ to you,
-I aint arguin’. I’m tellin’ you how ’tis. I knowed
-you w’en you wasn’t knee high to a duck, an’ you
-aint got brains enough to have the headache with.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That feller that you sold my dog to the last time
-was ’ere yisterd’y askin’ ’bout you, an’ if Spot ’ad
-ever come back. He’d been up to your place, an’
-its a good thing fer you that you an’ Spot was off
-some’rs in the woods. He told me what ’e traded
-you fer the animal, an’ I want you to bring them
-things to me, fer it was my dog you got ’em with.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As Spot was asleep under the wheelbarrow, Bill’s
-equity in the repeating rifle and cartridges, that
-Hyatt had received in exchange for him, seemed
-rather hazy. The reason for Spot’s prolonged absence
-some months before was now apparent to Bill,
-and, although the intelligent animal had returned
-home, as expected, after being traded off, the old
-man’s nurtured wrath was waiting for Rat when
-he arrived that afternoon. Hyatt seemed in nowise
-abashed at the revelation of Bill’s knowledge of his
-shady transaction with the trapper.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_136_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>“Muskrat” Hyatt</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_137'>137</span>“If I hadn’t a knowed the dog ’ud come home, I
-wouldn’t a let ’im go. It showed how much I trusted
-’im w’en I let ’im go off with a stranger like that.
-If that feller thought ’e c’d keep a fine dog like that
-away from them that loved ’im, ’e oughta suffer fer
-’is foolishness, an’ leave sump’n in the country to
-be remembered by. Of course if sump’n ’ad a happened
-to Spot, an’ ’e hadn’t a come back, I’d a given
-you the rifle, but I knowed that dog was all right.
-You c’n have ’im back any time you want ’im, if
-he’ll stay with you, but you hadn’t oughta jump
-on me as long as ’e aint lost, an’ ’e’s in first class
-health.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Its the funny ideas that some fellers ’ave about
-other people’s propity that keeps the state’s prisons
-filled up,” remarked Bill. “It aint the lyin’ an’
-stealin’ that gits ’em thar, its gitt’n caught. If they
-don’t git caught its jest called business shrewdness.
-You bilked that feller out o’ that gun an’ you’r deprivin’
-me of it w’en you used my dog to git it
-with. You’r a fine man to trust anythin’ with, you
-are. If I had any place to keep Spot I wouldn’t let
-you have ’im a minute. I c’n fill my shanty with
-stuff by tradin’ ’im off, an’ then wait’n fer ’im to
-come home, jest as well as you can, an’ it ’ud be all
-right fer me to do it, but you aint got no such right,
-’specially if yer goin’ to swindle people.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After Bill’s assurance that he had told the deluded
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_138'>138</span>trapper nothing of Spot’s return, and that he
-had gone off up the river, the conversation drifted
-into channels that were less irritating.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old man’s mind became calm and he ascended
-the narrow stairway on the outside of the building,
-to his room over the store, for a nap.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That ol’ feller oughta to have a phonygraph
-with ’is voice in it so he c’d spin it an’ listen to
-’imself speil,” remarked Rat after Bill had left.
-“I used to often watch ’im when ’e was set’n quiet
-out ’ere by the hour, with that dinkey hat pulled
-down in front an’ lookin’ wise, an’ wonder what
-big thoughts was ferment’n up in that old moss
-covered dome o’ his, but I found out after a while
-that ’e wasn’t thinkin’ about nuth’n at all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat wended his way down to the bank under the
-bridge, where he had left his push boat, followed
-by the faithful Spot, and poled his way up stream.
-When he reached the vicinity of the stranded house
-boat, where he had lived for several years, he reconnoitered
-it cautiously. No malign presence was detected.
-He looked over his bee hives that were scattered
-about among the trees, and provided two or
-three week’s food supplies for his chickens, and
-some young coons and weasles, that he was raising
-for their fur in some wire cages under the house.
-He then packed a few necessaries into his boat, and
-secured the door of the house with a padlock.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was not quite satisfied that the trapper, who
-was looking for Spot, had left the country, and he
-did not intend to take any chances. The dog was
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_139'>139</span>ordered to lie down in the bow of the canoe, where
-he was carefully covered. The intelligent animal
-complied cheerfully with all of the arrangements.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat then proceeded down the river for several
-miles to the big marsh, where he did the most of his
-trapping during the late fall, winter, and spring.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He had two motives for his trip, besides the idea
-of avoiding a possible visit of the trapper to the
-house boat. One was to see if the muskrat population
-on the marsh had increased properly during
-the summer, and the other was to visit Malindy Taylor,
-whom he deeply loved, and by whom he was
-scorned as a suitor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Malindy was a peppery widow of about forty, who
-lived with her aged mother in a small house beyond
-the marsh. She was the owner of a wild duck farm,
-and conducted it with such success that Rat looked
-forward to spending his declining days in peace and
-comfort if he could persuade Malindy to take him
-into life partnership.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Many hundreds of mallards and teal nested
-among the boggy places in the marsh during the
-summer. The eggs were gathered, put into incubators,
-and under complaisant hens on the farm.
-The ducklings were reared in wired enclosures
-that prevented them from joining their kind
-in the skies when the fall migrations began. During
-the game season, when they were properly matured,
-they were skilfully strangled and shipped away as
-wild birds at game prices.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat had always willingly hunted nests and gathered
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_140'>140</span>eggs for his beloved. He did odd jobs about
-the farm and participated in everything but the
-harvest. Like Jacob of old, toiling for the hand of
-Rachael, Rat’s industry, although intermittent, was
-sustained by alluring hope.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Outside of her earthly possessions, it must be admitted
-that Malindy had few charms. One of her
-eyes was slightly on the bias, and at times it had
-a baleful gleam. Two of her front teeth protruded
-in a particularly unpleasant way, as though she expected
-to bite at something alive. She had an angular
-disposition, and her temper was not conducive
-to the even flow of life’s little amenities. To use a
-Scotch expression, she was “unco pernickity.” She
-was intolerant of human frailty in others, especially
-of the kinds that entered so largely into Rat Hyatt’s
-make-up, but divinities sometimes appear in strange
-forms. To Rat’s love blinded eyes she was the one
-lone flower that grew in the dreary desert of life’s
-monotonies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There is something about everybody that appeals
-to somebody, and this is why there is nobody who
-cannot find somebody willing to marry them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Perhaps the streak of primitive cussedness in
-Malindy appealed to compatible instincts in Rat’s
-heart, but be that as it may, he was a faithful and
-much abused worshiper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When he reached the farther end of the great
-marsh, he threaded his way through familiar openings
-among the tall masses of rushes and wild rice,
-landed on the soggy shore, and pulled his canoe up
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_141'>141</span>among the underbrush. He and Spot then took the
-winding path that led through the woods to the duck
-farm, about a quarter of a mile away.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He intended to stay at the farm, in seclusion, for
-a week or two, do some work that he had long promised,
-and then put out his traps on the marsh. He
-kept about a hundred of them in Malindy’s barn,
-when they were not in use.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>About half way down the marsh a long tongue of
-wooded land extended out into the oozy slough. It
-was known as “Swallow Tail Point.” This was
-Tipton Posey’s favorite haunt during the shooting
-season. Thousands of wild ducks and geese passed
-over it on their way up or down the river, and in
-circling about over the marsh, which was a bountiful
-feeding ground. Bill Wirrick spent much time
-on the point with Posey. They had a little shack
-back among the low trees, sheltered so that it could
-not be seen from the sky, and hidden from the water
-by the tall brush.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>These two worthies had solved at least one of
-life’s problems in this secluded retreat, for they did
-not have to adjust themselves to the convenience of
-anybody else.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the early morning, just before daylight, when
-the ducks began to move over the marsh, and in the
-evening twilight, when the incoming flocks were settling
-for the night, little puffs of smoke, and faint
-reports, issued from the end of the point, and dark
-objects fell out of the sky. They were diligently retrieved
-by Posey’s brown water spaniel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_142'>142</span>Occasionally wild geese would sweep low over the
-point, scatter and rise excitedly, as the puffs of
-smoke took toll from the honking ranks.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In addition to a big bunch of wooden decoys that
-floated in an open space near the edge of the point,
-the wary birds were lured by mechanical quacks
-and honks from small patented devices, operated by
-their concealed enemies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Notwithstanding their civilized garb, and highly
-developed weapons, Tip and Bill were barbarians.
-Their instincts were lower than those of the carnivora
-of the jungle, for they killed not for food,
-or even for profit, but for the joy of the killing.
-They did not bother about the wounded birds that
-curved away and fluttered into the matted grasses
-and rushes, to suffer in silence, or be eaten by the
-big snapping turtles that had no ideas of sport.
-They exulted over piles of beautiful feathered creatures,
-motionless and splashed with blood, many of
-which were afterwards thrown away.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Tip had devoted many of his idle hours to the invention
-of a new goose call. The range of the ordinary
-devices seemed to him too restricted. His theory
-was that if the volume of sound could be increased
-so as to fill a radius of four or five miles,
-the distant V shaped flocks could be lured to within
-gun shot of the point.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After long meditation, and consultation with Bill
-Wirrick, they began putting the plan into execution.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>They procured a pair of blacksmith’s bellows
-from a distant country town, and some big instruments
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_143'>143</span>that had once belonged to the local brass
-band. These things, in addition to some rubber garden
-hose, and a lot of other miscellaneous material,
-were carefully covered in a wagon and secretly conveyed
-to the point.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Weeks were spent in the construction of the apparatus.
-The brass instruments were arranged in
-the interior of a huge megaphone. Rubber balls
-bobbed about intermittently within the capacious
-horns when the air was pumped through them. The
-requisite volume of sound was attained, but somehow
-the turbulent honks of the wild geese were not
-satisfactorily imitated, although repeated adjustment
-and alteration gave much hope of success.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The experiments were conducted cautiously during
-the summer, when there was nobody on the
-marsh, and no mention of the contrivance was made
-around the store, for a cruel gauntlet of jibes and
-merciless humor awaited the nonsuccess of the enterprise,
-if the wiseacres of the platform ever
-learned of it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat Hyatt, although much interested in all that
-pertained to the marsh, and its surroundings, had
-never suspected what was going on on the point.
-He never had occasion to land there, and, by common
-consent, its possession by Posey and Wirrick
-for shooting purposes was respected by the few
-hunters who frequented the vicinity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Malindy Taylor had sometimes heard some terrible
-noises from the direction of the point, but she
-was too far away to be much disturbed. Both Posey
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_144'>144</span>and Wirrick had often referred to Malindy as “an
-old fuss-bug,” although she was much younger than
-either of them, and they probably would not have
-cared if they had scared her out of the country, but
-she had little curiosity about things that did not
-affect her duck farm.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She and her mother had concluded that the uncanny
-sounds were produced by donkeys in the
-woods, and doubtless this was also the opinion of
-most of those who afterwards learned all of the
-facts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When Rat emerged from his retirement at the
-duck farm, he spent two or three days puttering
-about through the water openings, setting his traps.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The furred inhabitants of the slough had builded
-their picturesque little domes of stringy roots,
-rushes, and dead grass, and plastered them together
-with lumps of mud in the quiet places, away from
-the river currents that crept in sinuous and broken
-channels through the broad wastes of sodden labyrinths.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hyatt was an intelligent trapper, and was careful
-not to depopulate his grounds. He frequently
-moved the traps, so as not to exhaust the animals
-in a particular locality. The little competition he
-had on the marsh must have been discouraging to
-his rivals, for he always had more traps at the end
-of the season than at its beginning, and the traps
-set by others never seemed to be very productive,
-except to Hyatt. By degrees each new comer was
-eliminated.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_145'>145</span>Rat had finished a hard day’s work. He sat on
-some dry grass in the bottom of his canoe, lighted
-a redolent old pipe, and decided to indulge in a good
-smoke and a long rest before starting up the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Twilight had come. The vast expanse of overgrown
-water was silent, except for the low lullabies
-of the marsh birds among the thick grasses and bulrushes.
-He sat for a long time and watched the
-smoke curl up into the still air. The moon came
-over the distant rim of the forest that bordered the
-great marsh, and one by one, the stars began to
-tremble in the crystal sky, but it was not with the
-eye of the poet that Rat regarded these things. The
-moonlighted river would be easy to navigate on the
-trip home.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Suddenly a flash of greenish light shot into the
-heavens in the north west, and in a few minutes
-the entire horizon in every direction flamed and
-shimmered with long gleaming streamers of rose
-and green beams that touched fluttering segments
-of a corona of orange glow at the zenith.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat had often seen the Aurora Borealis; he was
-familiar with sheet lightning, and the electrical
-discharges of the thunder storms, but this awful
-light was something new.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It was a magnetic storm, one of those rare phenomena,
-that the average person sees but once in a
-life time, and never forgets, caused by the sudden
-incandescence of heavily charged solar dust in the
-earth’s atmosphere.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The play of the fitful quivering gleams through
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_146'>146</span>the firmament was a sublime spectacle. The motionless
-air had the peculiar odor that comes from
-an excess of ozone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat Hyatt was in the throes of mortal fright.
-The dog uttered a long howl, and just at that moment—like
-a yell of demonic mockery out of sulphurous
-caverns—the unearthly tones of Tipton
-Posey’s goose call resonated from the woods on
-Swallow Tail Point, and reverberated beyond the
-weirdly lighted waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One or both of its builders had probably come to
-test the powers of the unholy device, and were unabashed
-by the drama that glorified the night skies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With blind instinct of self preservation, Rat rose
-to his knees and made a faltering attempt to grasp
-his paddle, but his hands refused the dictates of his
-palsied brain. He cowered as one in the presence
-of the Ultimate.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>To him, in this appalling display of supernatural
-power, and the evident impending end of all things,
-had come the agony of abject terror and despair,
-and before it his rude conception of life collapsed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His past flashed before his distorted vision like a
-hideous nightmare. His world suddenly lost reality.
-The human creatures in it changed to throngs of
-fleeting phantoms, impelled by unseen forces. They
-glared, grinned and gibbered at each other, as they
-hurried through the mist, and vanished into the
-oblivion from which they came.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the realm of fear there are ghastly solitudes.
-They pervade dim phosphorescent glows on ocean
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_147'>147</span>floors, and they brood in the desolation around the
-poles. They creep into awe stricken hearts when
-the filmy strands, that sustain the Ego on its frail
-human web are broken, and the denuded spirit
-stands in utter loneliness at the brink of Chaos.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the course of an hour the wonderful radiance,
-that had transfigured the heavens, and chilled the
-marrow bones of Rat Hyatt, ceased as suddenly as
-it had begun. The frightful unknown sounds from
-the woods were not repeated.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat finally succeeded in getting on his feet. He
-pushed his canoe out into the channel and started
-up stream, but it was a changed man who swung
-the long paddle. His soul had been rarefied in chastening
-flames. He was as one who had met his
-Maker face to face, and his only hope now was that
-his life span might be mercifully extended until he
-could make amends for the past.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He reached the house boat in the early morning,
-much exhausted, and threw himself on the rude bed,
-where his shattered nerves found partial repose.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His sleep was much troubled. He awoke with a
-sudden start late in the afternoon, and, lashed by
-an avenging conscience, slid his canoe into the river
-and hurried up stream to find the Reverend Daniel
-Butters, a venerable preacher, who lived about six
-miles away. To him he would carry his heavy
-laden heart, and in the consolations of religion seek
-forgiveness and peace.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Reverend Butters was known far and wide as
-“Dismal Dan,” and was referred to in Bill Stiles’s
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_148'>148</span>chronicles as “the Javelin of the Lord.” He was
-an eccentric, heavily bewhiskered old character, who
-believed in the Church Militant, and had exhorted,
-quoted reproving scripture, and made doleful
-prophecies in the river country for two normal generations.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the little weather beaten country church, up
-the river, his small audiences consisted of aged
-ladies and pious old settlers, who were already
-saved, and did not need the rescuing hand. He
-preached Calvinistic damnation in the belief that
-fear of hell was a more potent factor in human redemption
-than hope of reward.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His principal authority on hell was Jonathan Edwards,
-a fiery divine, who glowed in Massachusetts
-about two hundred years ago. During his eruptive
-period, Edwards’s sermons on damnation blistered
-and enriched the sectarian literature of his time.
-Dismal Dan frequently resurrected and reheated
-these old printed sermons, and hurled the sputtering
-embers at his inoffensive listeners.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He had not made a convert for many years. Of
-late his powers of spiritual persuasion had languished,
-and, like his hearers, had become atrophied.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was a revivalist who did not revive. He
-needed new and pliant material, and when Muskrat
-Hyatt had told his errand he was welcomed as one
-who had fled from among the Pharisees. Out of the
-wilderness of sin a lowly suppliant had come.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_148_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>The Reverend Daniel Butters</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_149'>149</span>They talked of the mysterious and unknown light
-that had illumined the heavens the night before, and
-the terrifying sounds that had come over the waters.
-Dismal Dan pronounced it all to be a “manifestation.”
-He had long expected signs and angry portents
-in the skies as a warning to sinners. Probably
-his biased mind would eagerly have ascribed
-divine origin to any natural phenomenon that shooed
-fish into his ministerial net.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>They spent many days and nights in prayer and
-assiduous scriptural readings. A far away look came
-into Hyatt’s eyes, and an elevation of brow that did
-not seem to be of this world. The spiritual calm of
-the neophite within cloistered walls was his. He
-had laid a contrite heart upon the altar of his fears,
-and on it rested celestial rays.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He interrupted the period of his reconstruction
-with a trip down the river to visit Malindy Taylor.
-Just what passed at the duck farm was never known,
-but, after three days, Malindy opened her heart of
-stone to the penitent. They came up the stream in
-the canoe, and, as the enraptured township correspondent
-of the county paper expressed it, “they
-were united on the front porch in the sacred bonds
-of holy matrimony, by the Reverend Daniel Butters,
-on the afternoon of Thursday, the bridegroom
-being attired in conventional black, and the bride
-with a bouquet of white flowers.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat betook himself to the duck farm with his
-bride. He removed all his traps from the marsh,
-for he now considered the problem of his future
-earthly existence solved, without the necessity of
-very much hard work.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_150'>150</span>He made frequent visits to Dismal Dan, but kept
-entirely away from the store. That place was a sink
-of iniquity that he desired to avoid. He and the old
-man spent many hours together that were sweetened
-with blissful discourse. Dismal Dan felt that
-a life time devoted to expounding the gospels had
-found glorious fruition in the salvation of Muskrat
-Hyatt, and he was greatly elated by the sustained
-piety of the proselyte.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He proposed to Brother Hyatt that they go together
-to the store, and, if possible, “convert the
-bunch on the platform.” In his opinion a successful
-attack on that citadel of sin would practically
-put the devil out of business in the river country.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt willingly consented. He was without
-fear of ridicule. He floated in an atmosphere
-of moral purity that the mockery of sinners could
-not defile.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>They took a Bible, two old hymn books, and some
-lunch to the canoe, and, accompanied by the trustful
-and devoted Spot, they proceeded down the
-river. They stopped at the house boat and secured
-the gun and cartridges that the trapper had left
-in exchange for the dog, and went on down to the
-bridge.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the river they practiced some of the old hymns,
-in the rendition of which Brother Hyatt displayed
-a woeful technique. They finally gave up trying to
-sing them, and Brother Butters droned out the
-rhythmic lines in a most doleful way, that Brother
-Hyatt soon imitated successfully.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_151'>151</span>Brother Butters then outlined the form of exhortation
-that he would use at the store, and instructed
-his assistant how he was to cooperate with
-deep and loud amens, whenever big climaxes were
-reached. Minor climaxes were to be left to Brother
-Hyatt’s judgment. He was to watch Brother Butters,
-and when the forefinger was raised above the
-head, an amen of more than usual sonorousness was
-to be forthcoming.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt had studied the hymn books industriously,
-and had selected scattered verses that
-pleased him and seemed appropriate. They were
-laboriously copied on loose sheets of paper. It was
-his intention to introduce these snatches of hymns
-into Brother Butters’s sermon with the amens,
-whenever possible, and they both considered that
-holy power would thereby be added to the exhortation.
-The order in which the extracts were to be
-introduced was considered on the way down, but the
-sheets got somewhat mixed in Brother Hyatt’s
-pocket before it was time to use them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The enemies of Satan, with their carefully prepared
-batteries of pious invective and Calvinistic
-hymns, landed safely under the bridge, late in the
-afternoon. The canoe was pulled out. Brother
-Hyatt peeked over the top of the embankment, and
-saw that the chairs on the store platform were all
-filled, and that its edge was festooned with the usual
-attendants.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Tipton Posey, Pop Wilkins, Bill Stiles, Doc Dust,
-Bill Wirrick, “the Jaundiced Viking,” “the Serpent’s
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_152'>152</span>Hiss,” and the other “regulars,” were all
-there. The vineyard looked ripe and inviting.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles hailed the proselyters cordially as they
-approached the stronghold.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Say, Rat, whar you been buried all this time?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Bill, they’s sump’n wonderful happened to me.
-I’ve got religion. A great light ’as come to me, an’
-I’ve repented of all my sins. I’ve brought that gun
-an’ them catritches that I traded yer dog fer, an’
-I want you to find that feller an’ give ’em back to
-’im. I done wrong, an’ I want to square things up.
-Three or four times I sold Spot, knowin’ he’d come
-home, but I’ve spent the money. I’m goin’ to git
-some of my friends to pay back ev’ry cent, if I c’n
-find the fellers that bought ’im.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That’ll make yer friends awful happy, Rat. Say,
-you cert’nly are a pippin! What done all this?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Never mind, Bill, you’ll see the light some day.
-No man knows w’en the spirit cometh. Brother
-Butters an’ I are goin’ to hold some services out in
-front o’ the store this afternoon. We want all the
-chairs fixed nice an’ even. Brother Butters will
-preach, an’ I’m goin’ to line out hymn passages
-’long with the sermon. We aint got no music, but
-me linin’ ’em out’ll be jest the same as if they was
-played in tunes, fer it’ll show what they are. I
-hope that some o’ you fellers’ll bite at what’s offered.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat was regarded with much concealed levity and
-mock respect, as he arranged the chairs in a curved
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_153'>153</span>row, and further developments were awaited with
-suppressed interest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles joyfully accepted the center of the row.
-Tipton Posey and the Serpent’s Hiss were at the
-ends. After the chairs were filled the rest of the
-audience sat along the edge of the platform and
-dangled its feet.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters and Brother Hyatt brought out
-a box, which they placed on the ground about twenty
-feet from the audience. Brother Butters thought
-that a little distance would add dignity and
-solemnity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the preparations the similarity of the
-chair arrangement on the platform to that in the
-minstrel show at the county seat, which nearly
-everybody present had attended during the preceding
-winter, occurred to Tipton Posey.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Mr. Brown!” he called to Bill Stiles in the
-center.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Yes, Mr. Bones!” responded Bill, instantly
-catching the spirit of the occasion.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Mr. Brown, why is this congregation like a ten
-penny nail?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I don’t know, Mr. Bones, why this congregation
-is like a ten penny nail. Why <em>is</em> this congregation
-like a ten penny nail?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Because, Mr. Brown, it’s goin’ to be driven in,”
-sagely replied Mr. Bones, with a significant glance
-at the gathering rain clouds overhead.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Gentlemen, please shed yer hats!” said Brother
-Hyatt, as he pounded for order on the box with a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_154'>154</span>carrot that he had taken from a basket in the store.
-“Brother Butters will now lead in prayer.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the invocation, which was brief but heartfelt,
-Spot walked out and stretched himself on the
-ground in front of the box. Brother Butters and
-Brother Hyatt both ended the prayer with loud
-amens.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Here are the lines o’ the first hymn,” announced
-Brother Hyatt.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Blow ye the trumpet! blow</div>
- <div class='line'>The gladly solemn sound—</div>
- <div class='line'>Let all the nations know,</div>
- <div class='line'>To earth’s remotest bound,</div>
- <div class='line'>The day of Jubilee is come,</div>
- <div class='line'>Return, ye ransomed sinners, home!</div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>And now the living waters flow,</div>
- <div class='line'>To cheer the humble soul;</div>
- <div class='line'>From sea to sea the rivers go,</div>
- <div class='line'>And spread from pole to pole.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters then began his discourse, most of
-which consisted of written extracts from old Calvinistic
-exhortations.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Our sermon this afternoon is on the subject of
-the eternity of hell torments, and the text is from
-Matthew 25–46: “These shall go away into everlasting
-punishment.””</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!—Now feel ye the
-sting of the lash of the prophet!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Lo, on a narrow neck of land,</div>
- <div class='line'>Twixt two unbounded seas I stand,</div>
- <div class='line'>Yet how insensible!</div>
- <div class='line'>A point of time, a moment’s space,</div>
- <div class='line'>Removes me to yon heav’nly place,</div>
- <div class='line'>Or shuts me up in hell!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_155'>155</span>Brother Butters:—“You have a glorious opportunity
-today that may never come again. The door
-of mercy is opened wide, but the path that leads to
-it is long and narrow. A slight swerve leads to the
-fiery pit. Many come from the east, the west, the
-north, the south, and many fall. We may conceive
-of the fierceness of that awful fire of wrath if we
-think of a spider, or other noisome insect, thrown
-into the midst of glowing coals. How immediately
-it yields, and curls, and withers in the frightful
-heat! What pleasure we take in its agonizing destruction!
-Here is a little image of what ye may
-expect if ye persist in sin, and a picture of the place
-where pestilential sinners wail.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!—Oh, hear ye the
-happy message!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Since man by sin has lost his God,</div>
- <div class='line'>He seeks creation through,</div>
- <div class='line'>And vainly hopes for solid bliss,</div>
- <div class='line'>In trying something new.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“The thought comes to me that
-the row of sinners in yonder chairs typifies sin in
-its vilest form—that of a snake. Tip at one end
-suggests the tail, and Dick Shakes, whom ye call
-‘the Serpent’s Hiss,’ at the other, represents the
-loathsome head. It was a snake that carried sin
-into the Garden of Eden. It is a snake that confronts
-the Lord’s servants at this meeting, and, in
-my mind’s eye, I see that writhing serpent, breeze-shaken
-and hair-hung, over the yawning abyss of
-hell!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_156'>156</span>Brother Hyatt:—“<em>Can you beat that?</em>”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Oh, blissful thought!</div>
- <div class='line'>There seems a voice in ev’ry gale,</div>
- <div class='line'>A tongue in ev’ry op’ning flower!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles:—“This is hot stuff!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“How will the duration of torment
-without end cause the heart to melt like wax!
-Even those proud, sturdy, and hell-hardened spirits,
-the devils, tremble at the thoughts of that greater
-torture, which they are to suffer on the day of judgment.
-The poor damned souls of men will have their
-misery vastly augmented.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-AMEN!—They will get the
-limit!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Oh, Lord, behold me,</div>
- <div class='line'>And see how vile I am!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“The fierceness of a great fire,
-as when a house is all in flames, gives one an idea
-of its rage, and we see that the greater the fire is,
-the fiercer is its heat in every part, and the reason
-is, because one part heats another part.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles:—“If that rain don’t come pretty soon
-you fellers’ talk’ll set fire to that box!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“The mockery of sinners availeth
-not! Now listen to another verse!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“I love to tell the story,</div>
- <div class='line'>’Tis pleasant to repeat</div>
- <div class='line'>What seems each time I tell it,</div>
- <div class='line'>More wonderfully sweet.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“We have seen that the misery
-of the departed soul of a sinner, besides what it
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_157'>157</span>now feels, consists in amazing fears of what is yet
-to come. When the union of the soul and the body
-is actually broken, and the body has fetched its
-last gasp, the soul forsakes the old habitation, and
-then falls into the hands of devils, who fly upon it,
-and seize it more violently than ever hungry lions
-flew upon their prey.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!!!—Oh, what a finish!
-They are no ice hunks there!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Fresh as the grass our bodies stand,</div>
- <div class='line'>And flourish bright as day—</div>
- <div class='line'>A blasting wind sweeps o’er the land,</div>
- <div class='line'>And fades the grass away!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“We now come to the joy of
-the saints in heaven who behold the sufferings of
-sinners and unbaptized infants in hell. They shall
-see their doleful state, and it will heighten their
-sense of blessedness. When they shall see the smoke
-of their torment, and the raging of the flames, and
-hear their dolorous shrieks and cries, and consider
-that they in the meantime are in the most blissful
-state for all eternity, how they will rejoice!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“Oh, listen ye to the comforts
-of the church! Oh, speed that happy day!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Hark! Hark! The notes of joy</div>
- <div class='line'>Roll o’er the heav’nly plains,</div>
- <div class='line'>And all the seraphs find employ</div>
- <div class='line'>For their sublimest strains!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“The scriptures plainly teach
-that the saints in glory shall see the doleful state
-of the damned, and witness the execution of
-Almighty wrath.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_158'>158</span>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Oh, the transporting rapturous scene,</div>
- <div class='line'>That rises to my sight!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“The sight of hell torments
-will exalt the happiness of the saints forever, and
-give them a more lively relish of the joys of their
-heavenly home. The righteous and the wicked in
-the other world will see each other’s state. Thus
-the rich man in hell, and Lazarus and Abraham in
-heaven, are represented as seeing each other in the
-16th chapter of Luke. The wicked in their misery
-will see the saints in the kingdom of heaven.—Luke
-13–28–29. ‘There shall be weeping and gnashing of
-teeth, when ye shall see Abraham and Isaac and
-Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God,
-and you yourselves thrust out.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“The seraphs bright are hov’ring</div>
- <div class='line'>Around the throne above—</div>
- <div class='line'>Their harps are ever tuning</div>
- <div class='line'>To thrilling strains of love!</div>
- <div class='line'>They’ll tell the sweet old story</div>
- <div class='line'>I always loved so well!</div>
- <div class='line'>Oh, let me float in glory</div>
- <div class='line'>And hear sinners wail in hell!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“Now come we to the procrastination
-practiced by the average sinner, and in
-Proverbs 27–1 we find the words, ‘Boast not thyself
-of tomorrow; for thou knowest not what a day may
-bring forth.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_159'>159</span>Brother Hyatt:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“The lilies of the field,</div>
- <div class='line'>That quickly fade away,</div>
- <div class='line'>May well to us a lesson yield,</div>
- <div class='line'>For we are frail as they!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“Dear friends, tomorrow is
-not our own. There are many ways and means
-whereby the lives of men are ended. It is written
-in the book of Job, chapter 21, verse 23, that ‘One
-dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and
-quiet.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!—Now listen ye
-unto these words!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Melt, melt, these frozen hearts,</div>
- <div class='line'>These stubborn wills subdue;</div>
- <div class='line'>Each evil passion overcome,</div>
- <div class='line'>And form them all anew!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“Oh, ye unregenerates, that
-wallow in sin and wickedness on that platform! God
-despises you, and the flames await you! Go down
-upon your accursed knees tonight and beseech salvation.
-This is Friday, Saturday may be too late,
-and everything in the way of grace may be gone!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“Slim chance fer this bunch!
-It’s you to the red hot hooks!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Hark! What celestial notes,</div>
- <div class='line'>What melody do we hear?</div>
- <div class='line'>Soft on the morn it floats,</div>
- <div class='line'>And fills the ravished ear!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“How can you be reasonably
-quiet for one day, or for one night, when you know
-not when the end will come? If you should be found
-unregenerate, how fearful would be the consequence!
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_160'>160</span>Consider and harken unto this counsel! Repent and
-be prepared for death! The bow of wrath is bent,
-the arrow is made ready on the string, and nothing
-but the restraint of Almighty anger keeps the arrow
-one moment from being made drunk with your
-blood!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!! A-A-MEN!!—Oh,
-ye tight wads of iniquity, loosen up, fer this is the
-last call!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Let floods of penitential grief</div>
- <div class='line'>Burst forth from ev’ry eye!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“Be prepared for the opening
-of the eternal gates of pearl that are bathed in the
-light that shines for the meek and the pure in heart.
-The blessings of repentance are now before you.
-The choice of taking or leaving is yours!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“Nuthin’ could be fairer than
-that!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Oh, Bless the harps that played the tune,</div>
- <div class='line'>That brings us together this afternoon!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“Be prepared for that awful
-day of judgment, when the paths that lead to
-heaven and the paths that lead to hell are divided
-by the width of a hair!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN—A-A-MEN!!!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“There is a fountain filled with blood,</div>
- <div class='line'>Drawn from Immanuel’s veins,</div>
- <div class='line'>And sinners plunged beneath that flood,</div>
- <div class='line'>Lose all their guilty stains.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>At this point the rain descended out of the kindly
-skies, the flaming oratory was extinguished, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_161'>161</span>everybody retreated into the store. It was getting
-dark, and while the services were not completed, the
-exhorters felt that much spiritual progress had
-been made.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Most of the regulars departed silently when the
-shower was over.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Say, Rat, was that you down on the marsh the
-night we tried the goose call?” asked Bill Wirrick.
-“I seen somebody out near the channel w’en them
-funny streaks was in the sky. Since it all come
-out about the goose call we don’t try to keep it dark
-no more. The fellers ’round the store got onto it,
-an’ they’ve been devillin’ the life out o’ me an’ Tip.
-The dad gasted thing wouldn’t work an’ we’ve took
-it apart. We tried to make it sound like a flock o’
-geese, but it sounded more like a flock o’ thunder
-storms. Them sky streaks that night was a funny
-thing. They’s a paper here some’rs that’s got it
-all in. Lemme see if I c’n find it. Tip had it yisterd’y.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wirrick finally found the newspaper. Hyatt took
-it to the dim kerosene lamp and spent some time
-studying the long account of the magnetic storm.
-It was explained by scientific authorities, and bemoaned
-by the interests it had affected. The telegraph
-and telephone companies had been put out
-of business for several hours, and commerce had
-suffered while Hyatt’s soul was being purified in
-celestial fires.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Disillusionment came. As long as the things that
-were going on in this world were natural, and could
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_162'>162</span>be explained, Rat saw no reason for worrying about
-the next. A cherished idol was shattered; his piety
-was dead sea fruit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With the calmness of a cool gamester, who has
-thrown and lost his all—slightly pale, but with firm
-and deliberate step, he went behind the door and
-secured the rifle and cartridges he had asked Bill
-Stiles to restore to the swindled trapper. With no
-word of farewell to those around him, he lighted his
-long neglected old pipe, reeking with sin and nicotine,
-whistled to Spot, and walked away down the
-path to the river bank where the canoe had been
-left, and disappeared.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters went out on the platform and
-looked longingly after him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Night had fallen upon the river. Somewhere far
-away in the purple gloom, that softly lay upon its
-dimpling and restless tide, was a lost sheep. Its
-fleece had become black, but it was more precious
-than the ninety and nine that were still within the
-fold.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_165'>165</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>VII<br /> <span class='large'>THE TURKEY CLUB</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>“We’re goin’ to take you up the river to
-the Turkey Club tomorrer,” announced
-“Rat” Hyatt, as we left Posey’s store
-one night. “There’s goin’ to be some doin’s there
-that you’ll like, an’ you’ll meet a lot o’ people you
-never seen before, an’ prob’ly some you won’t never
-want to see ag’in.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We had spent the evening with the usual group
-that clustered around the smoky stove when the
-weather rendered the platform outside uncomfortable.
-It was late in the fall and Thanksgiving was
-only a few days away, but Indian Summer still
-lingered, with its purple days and frosty nights, and
-I was loth to leave the river country while it lasted.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The council around the stove often varied in composition,
-but not in character. It was always picturesque,
-not only in its light and shade and color,
-but in the primitive philosophy, spontaneous wit,
-original profanity and ornate narrative that issued
-from it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On this occasion “Pop” Wilkins had told, with
-much circumstantial detail, a long story about his
-old plug hat. He said it “was minted about thirty
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_166'>166</span>years ago some’rs down east,” and was bought for
-him by subscription by the congregation over which
-he at that time presided. The hat was in the Allegheny
-river a couple of days during its journey to
-his address, but when it finally got to him the congregation
-had it all fixed up so that everybody said
-it was just as good as new. Since then he had only
-had to have it repaired twice. He had a great affection
-for it, on account of its old associations, and
-hoped that it would be buried with him when he
-died—a hope that was shared by all present. The
-old plug was an echo of years long departed and a
-never-failing butt of merry jest. The tickets of all
-the raffles that had ever been held in that part of
-the country, that anybody could remember, had been
-shaken up in Pop’s hat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old man’s story had reminded his listeners
-of others, and it was quite late when Posey remarked
-that he was going upstairs to bed, and “to keep
-things from bein’ carried off” he was “goin’ to
-lock up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>At ten the next morning five of us started up
-stream in three of the small boats that were usually
-attached to stakes under the bridge. Hyatt and I
-were in his duck canoe, which he skilfully propelled
-with his long paddle. Posey and Pop Wilkins followed,
-in a leaky green craft with squeaky oars.
-Far in the rear Bill Stiles stemmed the gentle current
-in his “push boat,” which he declared was
-never intended for anybody but him. This idea had
-been generally accepted along the river, for Bill’s
-boat was the only one for many miles up and down
-stream that had never been borrowed or stolen.
-The fact that it was so “tippy” that nobody but
-Bill seemed to be able to sit in it without being
-spilled into the river accounted for its immunity.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_166_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>“Bill” Stiles</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_167'>167</span>“Some day,” remarked Bill, “a cold wet
-stranger’ll come to the store to git warm, an’ tell
-some kind of a story about fallin’ offen the bridge
-into the river, but ev’rybody’ll know what’s happened.
-Nobody that’s acquainted ’round ’ere’ll ever
-try to navigate with my push boat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He called the craft “The Flapjack.” The roughly
-lettered name appeared in yellow paint on each side
-of the bow, and to his subtle mind, it was a sufficient
-warning to the unwary. He said that the name was
-also lettered along the bottom of the boat underneath,
-“an’ anybody that wants to c’n take e’r out’n
-the river an’ read it. She won’t keep ’im wait’n
-more’n a few minutes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The river was low and we scraped gently over a
-few sand bars on the way up. After proceeding
-about two miles we came to a wobbly and much
-patched bridge, on which were several figures. A
-fringe of cane fish poles drooped idly from its sides.
-The figures were motionless and would remain so
-until the Turkey Club activities began.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Here’s where we git off,” said Hyatt, as we
-turned in near the bridge. We waited for the rest
-of the flotilla to come up. When our party had all
-arrived we climbed a zig-zag path and walked along
-the road to the little gray church a few hundred feet
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_168'>168</span>away. It was here that the Reverend Daniel Butters—“The
-Javelin of the Lord”—was wont to expound
-the gospels, formulate dreary doctrines, and to depict
-the frightfulness of damnation to his superannuated
-and docile flock.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>So far as human faith and opinion could influence
-the destinies of any of these aged and serene believers,
-their spiritual safety had been assured for
-many years. They went regularly to church, principally
-because they wanted to be seen there, and
-because they had nothing else particularly to do or
-think about Sundays. Alas, how the ranks of
-worldly worshipers would dwindle were it not for
-these things!</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Like that of many preachers, the voice of Butters
-was of one crying in a desert to passing airs and
-unheeding sands. There were none to succor or
-uplift, and none to be beckoned to the fold. They
-were all in, and further effort was painting the lily
-and adding perfume to the rose. The strife was
-won, but yet he battled on. The great tide of human
-error flowed far beyond his ken, and he could drag
-no spiritual spoil from its turbid waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In fancy his religious establishment might be
-likened to a cocoon, into which none might enter,
-and from which none might emerge, except in a new
-and glorified state.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Some mournful Lombardy poplars stood in front
-of the unpainted structure, and on one side was the
-little cemetery, with its serried mounds and conventional
-epitaphs. A weeping willow wept near the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_169'>169</span>center of the plot, some rabbits hopped about near
-the broken fence at the farther side of the enclosure,
-and a stray cow fed peacefully among the leaning
-slabs.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“There’s a lot o’ people represented in that flock
-o’ tombstones,” observed Hyatt, as we turned in
-from the road, “an’ they’s a lot o’ cussedness out
-there that it’s a good thing to have covered up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Both physically and spiritually the old church was
-a dismal remnant, but it was the regional social center.
-The building was utilized in many profane
-ways that saddened the pious heart of the Reverend
-Butters, but to him, its crowning desecration was
-the Turkey Club.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The membership of this unique organization comprised
-practically all of the male population within
-eight or ten miles up and down the river—and Sophy
-Perkins, of whom more hereafter. Most of the small
-politicians of the county were affiliated with the
-club, and used it for such propaganda as from time
-to time befitted their objects and petty ambitions.
-Originally its purpose was to foster and finance the
-annual “turkey shoot.” This popular event usually
-just preceded Thanksgiving, and was the occasion
-of a general holiday.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the forty odd years of the club’s existence
-it had gradually broadened the scope of its early
-activities until it became more or less identified with
-pretty much everything of a local public character.
-Its only rival as a social focus was Posey’s store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Under its auspices the Fourth of July, golden
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_170'>170</span>weddings, and other anniversaries, were celebrated.
-Dances, amateur theatricals, old settlers’ picnics,
-tax protest meetings, lectures, political “rallies,”
-“grand raffles,” dog and chicken fights, greased pig
-contests, quilting bees, ministerial showers and other
-affairs were “pulled off” during the year. The
-ministerial showers were about the only functions
-that the Reverend Butters did not consider unholy.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were special meetings for discussion of
-diverse subjects, including the mistakes of congress,
-advice to the President, the tariff, the oppressions
-of capital, the tyranny of labor, prohibition, the
-negro question, restriction of immigration, Shakespeare
-criticism, the Wrongs of Ireland, and a host
-of other things that generated heat and lasting
-acrimony. The meetings sometimes approached
-turbulency when some over-zealous orator gave vent
-to unpopular ideas, or made statements that seemed
-to justify somebody in the audience in calling him
-a liar. Few participants ever left convinced of
-anything in particular, except the correctness of the
-opinions they had brought with them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We found a gathering of about a hundred club
-members and numerous small boys in the grove back
-of the church. We strolled about through the crowd
-and I was introduced by my companions to a number
-of their old friends.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill was the official head of the club and deservedly
-popular. To the small boys he was a deified personage.
-His constitutional title was “Chief Gobbler,”
-and he bore it with easy grace and a quiet air of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_171'>171</span><i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">noblesse oblige</span></i>. His opinion prevailed on club matters,
-except when Sophy Perkins was in contact with
-the situation, and this was most of the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy was the secretary, treasurer, general manager,
-board of directors, and, to her mind, constituted
-the greater part of the membership, although
-her duties were supposed to be merely clerical. All
-her life she had yearned for something besides her
-husband to regulate and superintend, and the Turkey
-Club had been a godsend.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She was a somewhat attenuated female, on the
-regretful side of fifty. Her physiognomy was repelling
-and expressed characteristics of an alley
-cat. There was a predatory gleam in her narrowly
-placed greenish eyes. They bespoke malignant
-jealousy and relentless cupidity. She seemed enveloped
-by an atmosphere—vague and indefinable—that
-prompted cautious and immediate retirement
-from her vicinity. In private conversation she was
-commonly referred to as “The Stinger,” and the
-soubriquet seemed to have been justly earned by a
-badly speckled record of secret intrigue and underhanded
-methods. Anonymous letters, petty trickery
-and duplicity in manifold forms were included in
-the misdeeds that had been tacitly laid at Sophy’s
-door.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She was of that female type that demands all
-male privileges, in addition to those of her own sex,
-and she often took advantage of the fact that she
-was a woman to do and say things that she would
-probably have been knocked down for if she had been
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_172'>172</span>a man—one of the most contemptible forms of cowardice.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Her shortcomings were legion, but nobody else
-was available who was willing to carry the burden
-of the clerical duties of the club, and she was allowed
-to run things to her heart’s content. Her main reward
-was the occasional mention of her name in the
-county paper, in connection with the activities of
-the club. She treasured the carefully garnered clippings
-and gloated over them through the dreary
-years. To her they were precious incense, and,
-while they gratified, but never satisfied her vanity
-and hunger for notoriety, they were the compensation
-of her narrow and disappointed life, and the
-food of her impoverished and selfish spirit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She was without the consolations of religion, the
-resources of culture, or the sweet recompense of
-children’s voices, to soften the asperities of her
-fruitless existence. The gray hairs had come and
-there was no love around Sophy, for she had sent
-forth none during the period of life in which temples
-of the soul must be builded, if kindly light beams
-from their windows, and there be fit sanctuary for
-the weary spirit in the after years.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Successive official heads of the club, who seemed
-to be attracting more public attention than Sophy,
-were submarined, made officially sick, and retired
-gracefully. The supply of these official heads finally
-became restricted, and for the past few years Bill’s
-incumbency had been undisturbed, although he frequently
-threatened to “throw up the job.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_173'>173</span>J. Montgomery Perkins was a subdued helpmate.
-He was an inoffensive little man, who was always
-alluded to as “Sophy’s husband,” and when this
-happened somebody would usually exclaim sympathetically,
-“Poor Perk!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Of late years the club had suffered from “too
-much Sophy Perkins.” Interest had begun to lag
-and apathy was creeping over the membership.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You want to look out fer Sophy,” confided
-Hyatt, before I had met her. “She’s got a lot o’
-wires loose in the upper story, but she knows where
-the ends of all of ’em are when they’s anything in
-it fer her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Promptly at 2 P.M. Bill pounded with a big stick
-on a board that was sustained at the ends by the
-heads of two resonant barrels. The confused hum
-of voices ceased and the eyes of the scattered groups
-were upon him. Sophy whispered to him that he
-was now to announce the opening of the shoot. It
-was Bill’s intention to do this anyway, but Sophy
-thought it better that she should take part in what
-was going on. Substantially his remarks were as
-follows:</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Gentlemen and One Lady: This ain’t no time
-fer a long speech. The annual turkey shoot o’ this
-club’s now on, an’ anybody that’s paid ’is dues an’
-’is entrance fee c’n git in on the game. Ten fat
-an’ husky birds are in them boxes, an’ the boxes
-are fifty yards from the rope that’s stretched between
-them two trees, an’ that’s the shoot’n stand.
-The chair has made the meas’erments. The birds’ll
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_174'>174</span>keep their heads poked up out o’ the holes in the
-tops o’ the boxes to rubber at the scenery, an’ they
-gotta be killed by a bullet in the head er neck.
-Hit’n ’em through the boxes don’t go this year like
-it did last. Them stone piles is to protect ’em up
-to the tops. Any eggs found in the boxes after
-the shoot’n belongs to the winners. Ev’ry shooter’ll
-have ten shots for ’is dollar, an’ ’e must stand an’
-shoot without rest’n ’is rifle on anything but ’imself.
-No bullet bigger’n yer thumb’s allowed. If you bust
-the bird’s head, er break ’is neck, it’s yours, an’ if
-you don’t hit nuth’n in the first ten shots you c’n
-buy more chances as long as the turkeys an’ yer
-money last. The money from the shoot’n’ll go to
-pay fer the fowls, an’ if they’s any live ones left
-after the show, they’ll be auctioned off to the highest
-bidders, if they don’t git insulted by the low
-bids an’ fly off with the boxes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I guess I’ve told all they is to say, but if they’s
-anything anybody don’t understand, er if anybody’s
-got any kick comin’, speak up. Oh, yes, I fergot to
-say there’ll be a booby prize of a little tin horn with
-a purple ribbon on it, fer them that can’t shoot
-should be allowed to toot. If they ain’t no objection
-the shoot’n’ll now commence.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With another loud bang on the board the address
-closed and the crowd drifted toward the taut rope.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Hold on there!” yelled Sophy Perkins, frantically
-waving a small book. “Nobody’s paid a cent
-yet!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You fellers’ll have to ante up before any blood
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_175'>175</span>runs!” shouted Bill as he again pounded the board.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nineteen contestants qualified at the barrel behind
-which Sophy presided. Her fishy orbs lighted up
-at the sight of the money, which she deftly deposited
-in her stocking after modestly turning her back to
-the crowd.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“She’ll chaperone that cash to the day o’ the
-resurrection if somebody don’t kep tab on it,” said
-Hyatt in an undertone as the proceeds disappeared
-among the mysteries of Sophy’s apparel. “We’re
-goin’ to put rollers under that old girl some day, but
-we can’t do it till we c’n git somebody else willin’
-to do the work.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey and Hyatt were provided with firearms,
-and Pop Wilkins had brought an old-fashioned
-muzzle loading rifle with a long barrel, which he
-handled with much tenderness.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I used to shoot lady-bugs offen the edges o’
-the leaves on the tops o’ high trees with this old
-iron when I was young an’ spry, an’ mebbe I’ll hit
-sump’n with it today,” he declared, as he ambled
-over toward the shooting stand.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I didn’t bring no gun, an’ I won’t do no shoot’n,”
-remarked Bill. “It wouldn’t be dignified fer me as
-head of the club, an’ it wouldn’t be fair fer the rest
-fer me to shoot. It ’ud be like swip’n candy from
-little boys.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As Bill had not been known to kill anything with
-a gun for over twenty years, his explanation was
-accepted without comment.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Mr. Joshua T. Varney appeared at this stage of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_176'>176</span>the proceedings, and offered to take two dollars’
-worth of chances and pay three dollars premium if
-he could have the first trial and twenty successive
-shots. As it usually took a great many shots to hit
-a turkey’s head at fifty yards, his proposition was
-accepted after some discussion.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Josh” Varney was a traveling salesman, who
-for several years had periodically visited Posey’s
-store, on his rounds through the county, and sold
-supplies adapted to the general country trade.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was a smooth faced man of about forty, with
-keen gray eyes, a good story teller, and from him
-radiated the assurance and suavity of his kind. He
-had always been a “good mixer,” and was considered
-an all around good fellow. He had joined the
-club two years before, but had never attended a
-“shoot.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He went to his buggy, that stood near the roadside
-among numerous other vehicles, and returned
-with a small repeating rifle. He then stepped over
-to the rope and began shooting at the bobbing heads
-above the boxes. In this way hundreds of venerable
-gobblers and dignified hen turkeys had lost their
-lives in past years through innocent curiosity as to
-the doings of the outside world.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The birds were all dead when Mr. Varney had
-fired fourteen times. Quiet but well chosen profanity
-troubled the air when the tenth bird succumbed and
-the performance was ended.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill again belabored the board and announced
-the end of the contest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_177'>177</span>“Gentlemen, you prob’ly notice that the shoot’n’s
-all over! Sump’n has been done unto us, an’ somebody
-has had an elegant pastime. This ain’t been
-no turkey shoot, it’s been a horr’ble massacre, an’
-after this all Deadwood Dicks’ll be barred, unless
-they git a mile away when they shoot at anything
-’round ’ere. We better kill our turkeys with axes
-after this, an’ only sell the chance o’ one whopp.
-We ain’t got but one booby prize, an’ I guess you
-all better take turns blowin’ on it. This ain’t been no
-kind of a day, an’ it’s come to a sad end. The club’ll
-now perceed to its annual business, an’ as the day
-is nice an’ warm we might as well do it out doors
-’stid o’ goin’ in an’ muss’n up the church. Sophy,
-what you got on the fire that ’as to be ’tended to?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“They ain’t no business that I can’t ’tend to myself,”
-replied Sophy grimly. “The treasurer’s report’s
-been left home by accident, an’ they ain’t
-nuth’n else to come up, ’less somebody wants to
-pay dues, or you want to ’lect some new members.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With this she favored me with a stealthy sidelong
-glance and I was thereupon proposed for membership
-by Rat Hyatt, who added that I seemed to be
-the “only outsider present from a distance that
-hadn’t hornswoggled the club durin’ the past hour.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy’s talon-like fingers closed quickly on the
-two-dollar bill that I handed her as the first year’s
-dues, after my election and the formal adjournment
-of the meeting.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>While I was entirely out of sympathy with the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_178'>178</span>turkey shoots, I was glad for several reasons to
-become a member.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After most of the crowd had dispersed I was solemnly
-conducted into the church and informed that,
-in order to become a full-fledged member, certain
-things must be imparted to me to complete my initiation.
-I was then told that all “Turkeys” knew each
-other by certain grips and cabalistic words. The
-“grip” consisted of shaking hands with three fingers
-only, representing the three front toes of a
-turkey. The “countersign” was “Pop-Pop!” signifying
-rifle firing at the annual shoot. The countersign,
-loudly uttered, with three fingers held aloft,
-constituted “the grand high sign,” and I was told
-that I must always relieve any brother Turkey who
-hungered or thirsted, and made such a sign. With
-my promise to remember all this, the ceremony,
-which my instructors, Bill and Rat, considered very
-humorous, was ended.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Reverend Butters had been a sorrowful spectator
-of the proceedings of the afternoon, but his
-furrowed face brightened when Josh Varney gracefully
-presented him with one of the big dripping
-birds that he was carrying to his buggy. In prayer
-before his congregation on the following Sunday he
-expressed humble gratitude with the words, “Out
-of the iniquities of the world, O Lord, has sustenance
-come to the body of thy servant, and beneath
-a cloak of sin have Thy blessings been transmitted
-unto Thine anointed one.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The relations between the old preacher and Rat
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_179'>179</span>Hyatt had been slightly embarrassing since Rat’s
-conversion and sudden backsliding of the year before,
-and they had little to say to each other when
-they met. Rat was now regarded as a hopeless loss
-and a minute part of hell’s future fuel supply. He
-considered his former spiritual comforter “a busted
-wind bag,” so there seemed little left to say on
-either side.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the way back to the boats I reflected on the
-degrading entertainment of the afternoon. Outside
-of what Pop Wilkins called “the horning in of that
-turkey pirate,” the day was considered a success.
-The well aimed bullets had thrilled the spectators
-with savage joy, for somewhere in the heart of
-nearly every average human abides the primitive
-lust for blood. The marksmanship might just as
-well have been exhibited on inanimate and unsuffering
-targets. The helpless turkeys in the boxes
-gratified the baser instincts to the extent of their
-limitations, and when they were all dead the crowd
-went home as happy as if it had been to a bull fight,
-a prize ring, or to any other brutal spectacle disguised
-by pretended admiration of scientific ability.
-On the way back down the river, our boats kept close
-together and there was much discussion over the
-day’s events.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Pop Wilkins delivered a long tirade against Varney,
-and wound up by modestly admitting that probably
-he would have beheaded all of the birds with
-his squirrel rifle if he had had the opportunity, so
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_180'>180</span>after all it was merely a question as to who shot
-first.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That feller c’d prob’ly thread needles with that
-damn rifle,” observed Bill. “I’ve read o’ fellers
-that had telescope eyes an’ a sixth sense that somehow
-couldn’t miss nuth’n they ever shot at. They
-c’d plunk holes wherever they wanted to, like they
-was use’n a gimlet. I wonder what ’e wasted them
-four extry catritches fer? Prob’ly so’s to make a
-nice sociable feel’n all ’round an’ make ’em think
-it wasn’t quite so raw. He prob’ly goes to shoots
-all over the country an’ sells the plunder in the
-market.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The chill winds of a desolate winter had swept
-through the naked woods along the river, and a
-balmy May had come, with its tender unfolding
-leaves of hope and perfumed blossoms, when Josh
-Varney again appeared on the scene.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Well! Well! How’s everybody?” he shouted
-genially as he drove up in front of Posey’s store one
-forenoon with a roan horse and a smart new buggy.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We’re slowly git’n well. Say, Perfessor, you
-ain’t got no gun with you, have you?” queried Bill,
-as the pair shook hands. “’Cause if you have they’s
-a lot of us that’s goin’ to hide some poultry.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now, look ’ere Bill, you don’t want to be sore
-’bout that little shoot’n last fall. I gave all them
-turkeys to some poor people, an’ they done a lot
-o’ good. I just happened to hit ’em, an’ I couldn’t
-repeat that performance in a hundred years.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You bet you couldn’t ’round ’ere if we seen you
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_181'>181</span>first,” replied Bill. “I’d hate to furnish turkeys
-fer you to shoot at fer a hundred years, an I’d hate
-to be the poor people wait’n fer you to feed the
-birds to ’em. Say, what you got up yer sleeve this
-trip? Sump’n still funnier, I s’pose.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey was busy with a customer, and Varney remained
-with us on the platform. He produced some
-murky and doubtful cigars that Bill declared looked
-like genuine “El Hempos” and we smoked and
-talked for some time. Pop Wilkins joined us, and
-Sophy Perkins arrived at the store to purchase some
-calico. She bestowed a reserved nod and a feline
-glance on Varney, and greeted the rest of the party
-with scant politeness. She stood just inside, near
-the entrance, and utilized the time Posey was spending
-with his other customer in listening to our conversation.
-She soon became so absorbed in it that
-she forgot all about her calico and remained riveted
-to her point of vantage. Posey respected her preoccupation
-and busied himself with other things
-after his first visitor had left through the side door.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The chairs outside were tipped against the long
-window sill, and the party was making itself comfortable
-in the spring sunshine. Varney was relating
-a wondrous tale, and was fully aware of the
-acute eavesdropping within. Many of the romantic
-touches in his discourse were apparently for Sophy’s
-benefit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I got a long letter from a friend of mine,” said
-Josh, as he felt through his inside pockets, “an’ I
-wish I had it with me, but I guess I’ve left it somewhere.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_182'>182</span>He’s making a trip ’round the world an’
-’e writes me that in India he ran across a marvellous
-breed of turkeys. You know turkeys originated in
-India, an’ they come from there first about five hundred
-years ago. These strange birds he writes
-about live away up in the Himalaya mountains and
-are pure white. They’re much larger than ordinary
-turkeys, an’ their color adapts ’em to the snowy
-peaks, an’ protects ’em from the natives when they
-pursue ’em out o’ the valleys, where they go to eat
-frogs along the water courses. They live almost
-entirely on frogs when they c’n git ’em. When
-they’re disturbed they wing back to the frozen
-heights, an’ sometimes don’t come down for a year.
-When they’re hunted up there they fly from crag
-to crag an’ they’re almost invisible, an’ its a funny
-thing, but their meat’s all white, too. They ain’t
-no dark meat on ’em like there is on common
-turkeys.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“They lay enormous eggs an’ the eggs generally
-have two yolks. Sometimes twins hatch out of ’em.
-The double yolks give an extra amount of vitality
-to the young turks, which is necessary up among
-the cold rocks where they’re hatched.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The eggs have a delicious spicy flavor that comes
-from the spearmint and other pungent plants that
-the frogs nibble along the streams. The eggs are
-highly prized by epicures, an’ there’s a Frenchman
-livin’ in Bombay that pays two rupees apiece for
-all ’e c’n git of ’em. He makes what ’e calls
-‘<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">omelets de frog secondaire</span></i>,’ or something like that,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_183'>183</span>with ’em, an’ ’e says there’s nothing like ’em. With
-him its hen eggs no more.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“There’s a sacred caste in India called the
-Brahmins, and they believe that these white turkeys
-are what they call reincarnations of a supernatural
-race of beings that ruled the earth before man
-existed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Somebody ought to import some o’ them turkeys
-an’ breed ’em in this country. Along a river like
-this they’d find plenty to eat an’ they wouldn’t be
-no expense at all. My friend writes that ’e hopes
-to bring two or three back with him when ’e comes
-home, an’ I’m anxious to see ’em. Oh, yes, come
-to think of it, I put a photograph in my pocket book
-that was in the letter.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Varney thereupon produced a kodak print of a
-stately white bird. Some figures in oriental costume,
-somewhat out of focus and indistinct, were
-grouped back of it in the picture. Varney explained
-that these were Brahmins and native hunters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy peeked over the pile of straw hats in the
-window and had a good look at the photograph as
-Varney deftly held it so that it could be seen from
-that direction without appearing to do so.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We were greatly entertained by the story.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Say, Perfessor,” asked Bill, “what do them
-fowls an’ their young ones feed on when they don’t
-git offen the snow an’ go down fer frogs? Do they
-have to have the frogs fer their complexions?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That’s the strange part of it,” replied Varney.
-“You see they sort o’ lead double lives. Nature is
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_184'>184</span>wonderful in all her works. In the Himalayas
-there’s a small red mosquito that has never been
-found except away above the timber line. They have
-’em out west in this country, too. They sometimes
-cover the snow so thick that it looks like blood, an’
-the little turks patter ’round on the drifts an’ eat
-’em with voracity, an’ the big ones do, too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“‘Voracity,’ what’s that—sump’n their mixed
-with?” asked Bill.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“No, it means their awful appetite.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I’d s’pose them skeets ’ud make the turkey meat
-taste kin’ o’ nippy an’ prickly, sort o’ red-pepper
-like,” observed Bill, winking solemnly in our direction.
-“It oughta be hot stuff.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The insects make the finest kind o’ food for
-’em,” continued Varney, ignoring Bill’s gentle
-raillery, and the incredulous smiles of the rest of
-us. “When the mosquito crop’s extra good they
-get so fat they can’t fly or run very far, and are
-easily caught. When they’re lean they c’n run like
-a race horse. The bird that’s in the picture weighed
-nearly seventy pounds when ’e was captured. He
-couldn’t fly, an’ ’e was chased into a cleft in a big
-rock and a net was slipped over ’im. The man that
-caught ’im was named Bungush Swamee, an ’e was
-a famous hunter. You see everybody has funny
-names in India.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“What was that Bungush feller doin’ up there
-with a net?” asked Pop Wilkins. “Did ’e s’pect
-to find fish?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“No, he took it up there for that very purpose.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_185'>185</span>He wanted to catch ’is birds alive, without injury,
-so ’e c’d sell ’em to the museums an’ menageries.
-One year he caught seven an’ shipped ’em to the
-Zoo in Bombay, an’ that’s how that Frenchman I
-just spoke of happened to try the eggs. They laid
-’em in the Zoo and the keeper o’ the Zoo was a
-friend o’ his.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You askin’ about expecting to find fish up there
-reminds me that my friend said in ’is letter that
-another way they had o’ catching the birds was to
-lay out set lines over the snow with big fish hooks
-on ’em. They fastened ’em to the jagged rocks
-an’ left ’em out three or four days. They baited the
-hooks with frogs they’d brought up from down below.
-The frogs, of course, froze, but the turkeys
-would swallow ’em, an’ when the frogs thawed out
-inside their crops they’d be stuck with the hooks.
-My friend wrote that one man got three on one line
-once an’ had a terrible time pullin’ ’em in over the
-rough ice and snow. They have some awful snow
-storms up in them mountains. Sometimes it snows
-for years without let’n up, an’ the snow gits to be
-half a mile deep, so you see there’s lots of uncertainties.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>At this point Bill removed his tattered hat and
-bowed reverently to Varney.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Pop Wilkins remarked that he had often caught
-turkeys on fish lines, but his custom had been to
-troll for them through the open fields with spoon
-hooks, or use a pole and line with a casting bait
-when the birds were in the trees. Although he had
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_186'>186</span>never tried set lines on snow, he had no doubt it
-would work.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The subject was changed, and Sophy, after making
-her purchase, departed without looking in our
-direction.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That feller’s the oiliest liar I ever heard,” declared
-Bill, after Varney had transacted his business
-and gone, “an’ e’ tells int’restin’ lies, too. It beats
-me how ’e does ’em. It’s a sort o’ natural gift,
-like singin’ an’ drawin’ pitchers, an’ I love to
-hear ’im throw it. Most liars ’ud stop when they
-seen it wasn’t soakin’ in an’ people was git’n weak,
-but the Perfessor keeps right on ’till the goose flesh
-comes. Say, Pop, you an’ me’ll have to ferment
-sump’n to drown ’im with when ’e blows ’round ’ere
-ag’in. Let’s tell ’im one that’ll put ’im out o’ business
-for six months.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“All right, Bill, you be thinkin’ of it. You’re
-sump’n of a past master yourself. I’m goin’ home
-to rest. I got enough for one day.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Varney chuckled quietly to himself as he crossed
-the bridge, for with his story he had woven a web
-of many meshes, and to it he hoped time would
-bring valuable spoil. He knew that he could rely
-on Sophy’s cupidity and insatiable curiosity to
-“start something,” and when he came again it was
-his intention to amplify and strengthen the ground
-work he had laid.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A week later the firm by whom Josh was employed
-received a mysterious letter asking all about him.
-It came from the county seat, and was afterwards
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_187'>187</span>ascertained to have been written by one of Sophy’s
-acquaintances, undoubtedly at her instigation. This
-was a characteristic and favorite form of strategy
-with Sophy, and was quite recognizable to Josh
-when the letter was shown to him. The reply that
-he suggested was sent by his obliging employers.
-It contained the assurance that Mr. Varney was a
-gentleman of high repute. He had sold their goods
-for several years, and they considered his honesty
-and ability above question.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In due course of time Sophy began to agitate the
-idea of getting “some of those wonderful white foreign
-turkeys” that she had “accidentally heard
-about” into the neighborhood. She thought that
-the club ought to take the matter up.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill assured her that “the Perfessor was handin’
-out bunk the day that things was bein’ accident’ly
-overheard inside, an’ anything from ’im ’ud be
-’bout like what ’e put over at the Thanksgivin’
-shoot.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>This spirit of opposition only stimulated Sophy,
-and the subtle Josh had calculated on it to a nicety.
-He knew that the seed was now in fertile soil and
-he calmly awaited the harvest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In a month he came again, and incidentally mentioned
-that his friend who wrote him about the
-Himalayan white turkeys had arrived in New York.
-He had started home with three birds, but two of
-them had been sickened by the roll of the ship on
-the way over, and had died just before getting into
-port. The one that survived the voyage was the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_188'>188</span>remarkable gobbler that was in the picture he had
-shown on his last trip to the store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“This bird’ll cause a lot of excitement in this
-country,” he declared. “They call ’im Hyder Ali,
-an’ ’e’s named after a famous Mohametan general
-that fought in Asia a good many years ago. This
-man Hyder Ali pretty nearly cleaned the English
-out of India once an’ they had a hot time getting ’im
-canned. There’s been ships an’ perfumery an’ race
-horses an’ brands o’ cigars an’ lots of other things
-named after ’im. He was one of the most famous
-men that ever lived in that part of the world.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>By degrees the imaginative and romantic Josh
-succeeded in creating an atmosphere of avid interest
-in everything relating to Hyder Ali, the marvellous
-fowl from beyond the briny seas, and he
-intended to intensify this atmosphere to the point
-of precipitation at the proper time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A couple of weeks later Varney told Posey that he
-had bought the Himalayan gobbler from his friend,
-but did not know what to do with him for a week or
-ten days, as the man that was going to take care
-of it for him was away. It was arranged that the
-gobbler was to be brought to the store and temporarily
-installed in the chicken yard near the barn.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the following Saturday afternoon, when Josh
-well knew that there would be a full attendance at
-Posey’s, that gay and debonair gentleman came in
-a light spring wagon. He was accompanied by a
-young man with a thick “O’Merican” accent, who
-drove the rig, and whom he introduced as Mr. Flaherty.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_189'>189</span>Interest immediately centered on the big box,
-perforated with many auger holes, that stood in the
-wagon back of the seat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The vehicle was followed by the agitated and
-curious crowd, as it was driven back to the chicken
-yard. The box was tenderly removed and placed
-inside the wire netting enclosure by Varney and
-Flaherty.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The appearance of Hyder Ali had been skilfully
-timed. The composite effect of Varney’s discourses
-on the subject of this wondrous bird had been to
-produce psychologic conditions that he considered
-quite perfect for his dark purposes. He knew that
-the halo of prestige and romance, that had been
-patiently made to glow around Hyder Ali, would
-become still brighter when that peerless bird burst
-dramatically upon the rustic stage.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Out of the opened door of the box there came, with
-delicate mincing steps and regal mien, what, to that
-crowd, was almost a celestial vision. He was an
-enormous bird. With the exception of his eyes,
-he was pure white, even to his carunculated neck
-wattle and comb. The eyes were of a deep pink,
-and gleamed like iridescent opals in their snowy
-setting. The slender comb dangled and hung
-jauntily on one side, like the tassle on a Turkish
-fez, and it imparted a rakish oriental air. The head
-was crowned with a dainty little wisp of airy
-feathers that would have fluttered the heart of the
-most obdurate of hen turkeys. The shifting light
-revealed pearly half-tones in the snowy raiment. He
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_190'>190</span>was immaculate and would hardly have seemed out
-of place on a pedestal. Many strange and queer
-things have stood on pedestals in this world, both
-in fact and fancy, and Hyder Ali would have ranked
-very far from the lower end of the scale.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He paused on being released from what to him
-must have been a humiliating confinement, looked
-disdainfully at his surroundings, and nonchalantly
-acquired a fat green tomato worm that decorated a
-nearby leaf.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He walked slowly, and with lordly dignity, about
-the enclosure, apparently conscious of the wonder
-and admiration he was attracting. He seemed like
-some rare exotic—entirely foreign to the strange
-environment into which an indiscriminate fate had
-thrust him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Let joy be unconfined! We’ve got Hyder Ali!”
-shouted Bill, half sarcastically, as he joined the awe
-stricken crowd. He had arrived too late to witness
-the unloading, but he was impressed with the fact
-that Varney had, at least in some measure, “made
-good.” However, the demon of distrust still lingered
-in his heart. He had never seen or heard of
-anything that looked like Hyder Ali before, but was
-disposed to restrain his enthusiasm and await further
-developments.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy Perkins came late in the afternoon and was
-in a highly flustered state. She spent a long time
-at the chicken yard with her wistful eyes riveted
-on the distinguished guest. To own that bird would
-crown her futile and disappointed life with bliss.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_191'>191</span>She longed for its possession as one who beseeches
-fate for the unattainable.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Seemingly in response to her fervent gaze, Hyder
-Ali spread his tail feathers into vast fan-like forms
-over his downy back. His pink eyes glistened with
-alluring and changing beams from amid the fluffy
-white array of distended plumage, as he turned
-slowly round and round, posed, and strutted, quite
-human like, before Sophy’s bewildered vision.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His prolonged gobbles, as he majestically
-patrolled the chicken pen, had for her an ineffable
-musical charm.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She had once read a syndicated story in a newspaper
-magazine supplement, in which reincarnation
-and transmigration of souls figured in a supernatural
-and flesh creepy plot. After she had heard
-Josh Varney’s allusion to reincarnation in his first
-talk with us at the store, she had hunted it up and
-reread it carefully. In the woful and sobby tale
-a beautiful princess and her affinity discovered that
-they had once loved as shell-fish, and through countless
-ages had periodically met in other strange
-forms, which did not happen to be identical until
-the time of the story, when they met in a phosphorescent
-light in the dusty tomb of a Manchu
-ancestor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During her second day’s visit to Hyder Ali a
-mysterious and indefinable thrill had crept into
-Sophy’s sterile heart. She pondered much over the
-resistless fascination that the bird exercised over
-her, and suddenly became obsessed with the idea
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_192'>192</span>that this was possibly the reincarnation of a soul
-mate that she might have had in some far off previous
-existence, somewhere in the star swept æons
-that were gone, that had drifted through the ages
-in various forms, until predestination had again
-brought them face to face. She had a hazy idea of
-the theory of reincarnation, but she had an instinctive
-feeling that, if there was anything of that sort,
-this was probably it, and a long lost affinity was before
-her.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The “loose wires in her upper story” that Rat
-Hyatt had mentioned at the turkey shoot began to
-rattle hopelessly on the subject of the white gobbler.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Into her mind there came a desperate resolve to
-acquire that bird, by fair means or foul. All of her
-persistence, and every form of artifice and cunning
-of which she was capable would thenceforth be devoted
-to that end.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After Hyder Ali had sojourned a week in Posey’s
-pen, attended with adoration, and fed with selected
-worms, corn meal mush, and other dainties by the
-faithful Sophy, Mr. Flaherty came with his little
-spring wagon and took him away. He said that
-the man who was to keep him for Mr. Varney had
-returned home, but he did not say where he lived.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Thus was Hyder Ali dangled temptingly before
-the Turkey Club, and tantalizingly whisked from
-sight. Varney was eagerly questioned when he
-came again, but his manner was very reserved. He
-seemed willing to talk volubly on any subject but
-the gobbler, the only thing anybody wanted to hear
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_193'>193</span>about. He finally said that he had paid three hundred
-dollars for the bird and intended to exhibit
-him at the county fairs in various parts of the state
-during the fall, charging a small admission fee to
-make it profitable.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy was anxious to know if he would sell the
-bird, and, after talking it all over with her, the reluctant
-Josh consented to a “grand raffle” for the
-turkey, provided three hundred chances could be sold
-at one dollar each. He felt that exhibiting the bird
-around the country might be a good deal of a job,
-although he regarded it as a fine thing from a financial
-point of view. If he was to part with Hyder
-Ali he would rather that he would remain with his
-friends along the river, as he was very fond of all
-of them, and they might talk over the county fair
-idea later.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It was agreed that when all of the chances were
-sold the drawing should be held under the auspices
-of the Turkey Club in the yard back of Posey’s
-store, where Hyder Ali was to be brought.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Numbered tickets, corresponding to the names in
-Sophy’s sales book were to be deposited in a hat.
-Josh Varney, as the owner of the turkey, was to
-hold the hat. Sophy was to be blindfolded, and to
-draw forth the tickets one by one, until the contents
-of the hat were exhausted. They were to be
-handed to somebody else who would call off the numbers
-and cancel them in the book. The last ticket
-in the hat was to win Hyder Ali.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The chances were all sold within a week, some
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_194'>194</span>purchasers taking as many as a dozen. Just before
-the supply was gone Josh and his friend Flaherty
-each took ten and the book was declared closed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy was only able to buy seven, but she hoped
-that they would be sufficient for her purpose.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Every able bodied person, and some who were
-not, who lived within ten miles and could by any
-means get to the store, was there on the day of the
-drawing.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hyder Ali arrived in his perforated box and was
-reinstalled in the chicken yard, where he walked
-about in lonely majesty, while his destiny was in
-the balance—the cynosure of many anxious and
-covetous eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A platform had been improvised with four big
-drygoods boxes in the yard, high enough for everybody
-to see what was going on. Mr. Varney stood
-on it and announced the conditions. He acknowledged
-the receipt of the proceeds of the raffle, and
-stated that the bird now belonged to the winner.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The three hundred numbered tickets were then
-produced by Sophy. She handed them to Varney
-to deposit in the ancient plug hat that Pop Wilkins
-had obligingly loaned for the occasion, in accordance
-with time honored custom. Pop, with the sun
-reflecting from his bald head, stood on the platform,
-adjusted his brass rimmed spectacles, and made
-ready to call off the cancellations.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Varney ran through the tickets several times and
-counted them to see if they were all there. His
-numbers were from 281 to 290. He mixed the tickets
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_195'>195</span>over thoroughly inside the hat with his hand, and
-the blindfolded Sophy began drawing. She had
-carefully bent all of her own tickets in such a way
-as to enable her to identify them by touch, and had
-no doubt that she would own Hyder Ali within the
-next twenty minutes. There was excited buying and
-selling, at big premiums, of numbers remaining in
-the hat as the contest narrowed down, and there
-were frequent delays in the drawing to accommodate
-the speculators. Six of Sophy’s tickets had
-come out. None of them were bent and cold chills
-raced up and down her spine. Her agile and nervous
-fingers had carefully avoided a well bent ticket
-near one side of the grimy interior of the hat. When
-she drew out a flat ticket next to it, she learned to
-her horror that it was her last number. With a faint
-heart she reached for the other, hoping that there
-had been some error in her count, but the last ticket
-was number 294, and it belonged to Mr. Flaherty.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It was evident to her that the wily Josh had discovered
-the bent tickets, and while he was handling
-them over inside the hat he had managed to
-straighten them all and bend Flaherty’s. Whatever
-other artifice Josh might have had in reserve had
-he not discovered the bunch of bent tickets will
-always be a mystery, but he certainly had no intention
-of leaving Hyder Ali in the river country.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy removed the handkerchief, under which she
-had found no difficulty in peeking during the drawing,
-and looked upon Josh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Human eyes have seldom glittered with the venomous
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_196'>196</span>and deadly glow that he now saw in Sophy’s
-orbs. Such eyes might have blazed through a labyrinth
-in a jungle upon one who had seized a tiger
-cub. Backed by courage the look would have portended
-murder.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy at once realized the hopelessness of her
-position, for no specious protest was possible. She
-had encountered an adept in an art in which she
-was but a tyro. It was all over and she was compelled
-to smother her impotent wrath.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>To the crowd, ignorant of the little drama on the
-platform, everything had seemed entirely regular.
-None of them had ever had a ghost of a chance of
-getting the turkey, but they were good natured
-losers. Pop Wilkins carefully restored the old stovepipe
-hat to his shining dome. While regretting that
-he had not won Hyder Ali and that that remarkable
-bird from foreign lands was not to remain in
-the community, he declared that there was now
-nothing to do but congratulate the winner.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That’s what we done at the turkey shoot last
-year,” remarked Bill in an undertone, as we watched
-the perforated box being loaded on to Flaherty’s
-spring wagon.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Varney tactfully refrained from assisting in the
-loading. “I hate to part with that bird,” he declared,
-“but business is business an’ there ’e
-goes!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy continued to look upon him with a steely
-and viperous glare, but he did not appear to notice
-her. They each knew that the other thoroughly
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_197'>197</span>understood the situation, and there were no ethics
-that were debatable. Sophy knew that Flaherty was
-a man of straw, and that she had been skilfully
-robbed of the fruits of her chicanery. Varney regarded
-her discomfiture with the generous benevolence
-of a victor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy believed that all moral logic, and every
-other kind of logic, entitled her to Hyder Ali. She
-considered that in addition to the loss of the bird,
-she had been swindled out of the seven dollars she
-had paid for her worthless chances.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She justified her own dishonesty to herself by
-the conviction that she had worked hard enough for
-the club to have the turkey anyway, and as long as
-some ticket had to be left until the last, it might just
-as well be her’s as anybody’s. It was all a matter of
-chance anyway, and, as it turned out it would have
-been much better for everybody if Hyder Ali could
-have been kept in the neighborhood with her instead
-of being taken away. She considered that she had
-suffered a great injustice, and that a defenseless
-woman should be thus robbed and maltreated was
-to her the acme of outrage.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Varney had his own rig with him and left for the
-county seat soon after Flaherty and his spring
-wagon had departed in an opposite direction. The
-precious pair was gone—with Hyder Ali, and two
-hundred and eighty dollars of tangible profits.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A melodious gobble was faintly heard far away
-on the road while Flaherty was still in sight. It
-might have been a wail of sorrow and farewell.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_198'>198</span>“I s’pose,” remarked Bill, “that Hyder Ali’s
-yellin’ fer help. He’s prob’ly ’fraid them two jay
-birds’ll send ’im back to them Brummins an’ that
-Bungspout Swammy fish net man in India, where
-’e’ll git ’is crop chilled with them frozen frogs, but
-’e needn’t worry. I didn’t buy no chances fer I
-didn’t think there’d be any show for a white man
-with Josh an’ Sophy up on them boxes, an’ they
-wasn’t. I thought they was goin’ to be sump’n doin’
-when I seen Sophy eyein’ Josh. She looked like
-she wanted to squirt some lye at ’im. Sophy’s got
-a bad eye. She c’n sour a pan o’ milk that’s twenty
-feet off by jest lookin’ at it in a cert’n way.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Them kewpies ’ave finished the cookin’ this time
-an’ we’re done good an’ brown. I don’t think
-they’ll be ’round any more ’less Josh comes to sell
-us a striped elephant next year, an’ if ’e does I
-’spose we’ll buy it. I don’t think we wanted that
-misquito fatted bird anyway. He didn’t look to me
-like ’e was healthy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy was ill for a couple of weeks and visited
-the store but rarely during the rest of the summer.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“She looks like she’d been licked,” observed Rat
-Hyatt. “She don’t seem to have no pep any more.
-I met ’er on the bridge the other day, an’ when I
-spoke to ’er she answered as nice an’ polite as
-anybody, instead o’ lookin’ at me like I was a
-skunk, an’ pass’n on the way she used to do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the latter part of August Sophy chanced
-to see a copy of a weekly paper that was published
-in a small town about fifty miles away. In it was
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_199'>199</span>an announcement of a “grand raffle,” to be held the
-following week, “for a wonderful white turkey imported
-from Siberia at great expense, the like of
-which has never been seen or heard of in this
-country.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The article went on to say that “this is a great
-event that is about to take place in our midst, and
-ye editor blushingly owns to the soft impeachment
-of having taken ten chances with his hard earned
-pelf. We hope to win the splendid prize, but if we
-fail we respectfully ask anybody who is in arrears
-on their subscription to please call at our holy editorial
-sanctum with some mazuma, for though ye
-ed. toys with the trailing skirts of fickle fortune, yet
-must he eat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy kept her own counsel and prevailed on Pop
-Wilkins to lend her his horse and two seated buggy
-for a few days to enable her to visit a sick relative
-who lived some distance away. She was gone a
-week, and when she returned Hyder Ali was in the
-buggy. His beautiful head protruded inquiringly
-from the top of a gunny sack in which he was carefully
-secured. Sophy drove home with her prize,
-returned the rig to the obliging Pop, and walked
-loftily into the store, on her way back, to make
-some purchases.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She was a changed woman, and victory was on
-her brow. She greeted the loiterers about the store,
-but, as Posey expressed it, “she spoke from above.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Naturally the neighborhood was in a ferment of
-curiosity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_200'>200</span>“How’d you git ’im?” asked Bill pleasantly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I caught ’im on a fish line,” she replied grimly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Beyond this she refused any explanations and her
-attitude was regarded as the height of cruelty. She
-said it was nobody’s business but her own, and no
-further light was thrown on the subject.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Early in the fall a band of gipsies came and
-camped on a grassy glade in the woods not far from
-where Sophy lived. They remained several weeks.
-The men traded horses with the nearby farmers,
-and the women went about the neighborhood in their
-picturesque costumes, begged small articles, and told
-fortunes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One morning Sophy was horrified to find that
-Hyder Ali was gone. She at once suspected the
-gipsies, and rushed to their camp, but the Romany
-folk had departed. She found a long white feather
-on the ground that undoubtedly had come from her
-cherished bird. She at once enlisted all the help
-she could get. The assistance of the sheriff was
-invoked and the trail of the gipsies was taken by
-a large party. They were located about fifteen
-miles away. Thorough search revealed no trace of
-the missing property. The gipsies were confronted
-with the tell-tale feather, but denied all knowledge
-of it. There seemed to be nothing further to do and
-the matter was dropped by the sheriff.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In November, just before the annual turkey shoot,
-Mr. Roscoe Plunkett, of the firm of Plunkett &amp; Mott,
-whose goods Varney had sold for several years,
-came to Posey’s store to check up their account. He
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_201'>201</span>said that his firm had suffered considerable losses
-through the shady and sinuous methods of Varney,
-and that he was no longer with them. They had
-delved deep into his history before he came to them
-and found that he had a rancid past. It was
-checkered with a couple of jail confinements, but he
-had managed in each case to obtain his freedom
-after trial. He had been a champion rifle shot, and
-had given exhibitions of trick shooting in a wild
-west show for a year or two. Of late he had been
-mixed up with a man named Flaherty. They had
-found a farmer in the southern part of the state
-who had an albino turkey—one of those rare freaks
-of nature, due to deficient pigmentation. It was a
-beautiful gobbler of abnormal size. They bought
-the bird for twenty-five dollars, and, since that time
-they had been going about the country raffling it
-off. One of them had always won it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the previous week a friend of Plunkett’s,
-who was a commercial traveler, had written him
-that he had met Varney in Michigan, and that
-Flaherty and the white turkey were with him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>This new light on the general cussedness and
-dark ways of Josh Varney came too late to be of
-any benefit to Sophy. She had gone to live with
-some relatives in a small town in Iowa, taking her
-illusions and her bitter hatreds with her. Her henpecked
-husband had mercifully been relieved of his
-earthly troubles, but this had not seemed to disturb
-her as much as her other afflictions. She had become
-completely disgusted with her surroundings, and had
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_202'>202</span>sought new fields for her restless propensities.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It’s too bad Josh don’t know she’s a widow,”
-remarked Bill, “fer them two might git married
-now, if they wanted to.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill labored long in lettering out the notice of
-the next annual turkey shoot, which he tacked up
-in the store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a full attendance when the day came.
-The weather was again pleasant, the blood letting
-was satisfactory, and no untoward incident marred
-the joy of the occasion.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When the shooting was over Bill pounded officially
-on a barrel top and called the business meeting
-to order.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The first thing to be done at this meet’n is to
-’lect a new Chief Gobbler, fer this one has now resigned.
-This chair has quit, an’ now pays its parting
-respects to all the members. I say now that
-this chair has been blasphemed an’ jumped on fer
-five years. Nothin’ has ever been done right.
-Ev’rybody has cussed the chair right an’ left, an’
-the chair has never peeped or said a word back. In
-quit’n this hon’able office this chair now makes
-answer to all them sore heads that’s been criticize’n
-it fer all these years, an’ that answer is
-<em>BAH!!!!</em></p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now we’ll perceed to nominations fer the chair’s
-successor.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A Voice:—“I nom’nate Mr. Bill Stiles fer the
-ensuin’ year, an’ I move it be made unimous.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Chair:—“Is there no other nominations?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_203'>203</span>Another Voice:—“I nom’nate Mr. Josh Varney,
-an’ I move it be made unimous.” (Chorus of cat
-calls.)</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A voice from the rear:—“I move that the chair
-stops smokin’ when it’s presidin’ an’ I move we
-adjourn!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Chair:—“If that feller back there thinks ’e
-c’n run this meet’n better’n it’s bein’ done, let ’im
-come up in front. This chair’s goin’ to do its
-smokin’ while it’s alive instid o’ wait’n ’till afterwards
-like some people. We gotta have some dignity
-about this thing, an’ you fellers keep quiet!
-Now who makes any more nominations?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After some further parliamentary bickering, the
-reluctant Bill was duly reëlected, as usual.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now,” he continued, “havin’ got this turr’ble
-weight offen our chests, the next business’ll be the
-’lection of a new boss, fer Sophy Perkins has left
-us. She’s gone way off some’rs where the winds
-are blowin’ an’ she’ll never come back. Mr. Posey
-has been suggested fer new secretary an’ treasurer.
-Does anybody nominate ’im?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“He’d be a good man to take in the money, but
-he’d make a hell of a secretary!” shouted somebody
-in the crowd.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Never mind, does somebody nominate ’im?”
-continued Bill.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“How d’ye know Sophy’ll never come back?” demanded
-another voice from the rear.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“How do I know? How do I know anything?
-Shut up!” replied the chair with asperity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_204'>204</span>Mr. Posey modestly declined his impending honors,
-but was elected.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The next business,” announced Bill, “is the report
-o’ the chair on the case o’ Mr. Josh Varney.
-Some o’ you’ll prob’ly faintly recollect of ’is havin’
-been among us some time ago.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He then related the story of Plunkett, revealed the
-sins of Varney in all their sable hues and commented
-caustically on the soft headedness of the victims of
-that artful tactician.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“All you fellers has been just as easy marks fer
-Josh as them ten turkeys in them boxes was a year
-ago. Some day we may ketch the perfessor, but
-knowin’ ’im as I do, I don’t b’lieve we will. He
-bruised a lot o’ gold shekels out o’ this bunch with
-that pale fowl, an’ besides ’e made us feel bad.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Mr. Rat Hyatt was now recognized by the chair.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Fer years,” said Rat, “all of us has called
-Sophy Perkins ‘the stinger,’ an’ she was a stinger,
-but I now move you, Mr. Chairman, that that title
-be hereby shifted offen ’er an’ put on that pink
-eyed turkey man.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The motion was unanimously carried and ordered
-spread upon the records that Sophy had left at the
-store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The meeting then adjourned.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As we left I casually mentioned the fine weather
-we were having.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Yes, it’s been a phenonomous year,” replied
-Bill, thoughtfully.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_207'>207</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>VIII<br /> <span class='large'>THE PREDICAMENTS OF COLONEL PEETS<a id='r1' /><a href='#f1' class='c015'><sup>[1]</sup></a></span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>Near one of the picturesque bends of the
-river, about half a mile above the beginning
-of the Big Marsh, was the home of
-Col. Jasper M. Peets, a doughty warrior, who had
-fought valiantly for the Lost Cause, and was spending
-his declining years in a troubled twilight.</p>
-
-<div class='footnote' id='f1'>
-<p class='c008'><a href='#r1'>1</a>. The author acknowledges his indebtedness to Mr. T. H. Ball, of
-Crown Point, Ind., for a portion of the material used in this story.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Colonel was an exotic. Perverse fates had
-transplanted him into a strange clime. All that
-anybody along the river knew of his history, up to
-the time of his arrival, had come from his own
-lips, and none of it was to his discredit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I had made his acquaintance at Posey’s store,
-where he frequently came for supplies. Muskrat
-Hyatt cautioned me not to have anything to do
-with him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That feller’s bad medicine,” he declared. “He’s
-worse’n I am, an’ that’s sayin’ a whole lot. If you
-ever go down to his place, you keep yer cash in yer
-shoes an’ don’t you take ’em off while you’re
-there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The little farm, with its dilapidated house and
-barn, had come to the Colonel as an inheritance from
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_208'>208</span>a distant relative whom he had never seen. The old
-pioneer, who had died there, had spent years of toil,
-patient and unremitting, in clearing the land and
-coaxing a precarious livelihood from the reluctant
-soil. He had left no will and the Colonel was the
-nearest surviving relative.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Colonel explained that this “fahm” and a
-“small passel of land down south” was all that he
-now possessed in the world. The “iron heel of the
-oppressah” had destroyed everything else. His
-“beautiful mansion on the Cumbe’land,” and all his
-“niggahs,” had been lost in the fury of the conflict.
-His “pussonal fo’tune” was a wreck.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was over seventy, and quite gray, but his erect
-military figure and splendid health somewhat belied
-his years. He was rather indolent in his movements,
-but as he sat in his hickory arm chair before the
-stone fire place, the lights that played over his storm
-beaten features pictured a warrior in repose.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His heavy moustache was trained down in horseshoe
-fashion on each side of his chin, and then
-twisted outward in a way that gave his face a redoubtable
-expression when he frowned. He would
-often stand before the three-cornered piece of mirror
-attached to the outside of the house, combing and
-recombing the bellicose ornament, and observing it
-attentively, until he achieved particular curves at
-the ends that pleased his fancy. Apparently he affected
-a formidable facial aspect, becoming to one
-who had led charging men.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_208_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Colonel Jasper M. Peets</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_209'>209</span>Evidently he had somewhere received a fair education, but outside of fiction, a field he had widely
-covered, he seemed to have little interest in books.
-His former environment had left a romantic polish,
-heightened by a florid imagination. His character
-had been moulded by the traditions of the south
-and they were the only religion he had. His vanity
-was delightful, and he had the heart of a child.
-Little gifts of tobacco and cigars made him happy
-for hours, and there was a subtle lovable quality
-about him that radiated even in his foibles.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old house stood on the rising ground, among
-tall elms and walnuts, about two hundred feet from
-the river. It had never been painted. Some of the
-clapboards and shingles were missing and others
-were loose. When the wind blew, stray currents
-permeated the structure, and there were mournful
-sounds between the walls—like the moanings of
-uneasy ghosts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The little log barn was decayed and tenantless,
-with the exception of a few scraggly hens and a
-vicious looking old game cock. The Colonel had
-bought him somewhere and annexed him to his estate—possibly
-as a concession to his early sporting
-instincts, or for sympathetic reasons. They were
-both warriors of better days.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In an enclosure beyond the barn were half a
-dozen young razor backed pigs. These noisy shoats
-were a continual source of irritation to the Colonel.
-He declared that he would shoot the two sopranos
-and let the other pork loose if Seth Mussey, who
-looked after them, did not put muzzles on them or
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_210'>210</span>find some other way of keeping them quiet at night.
-The Colonel did not do any “wo’k on the fahm.”
-This was attended to by Mussey “on shares.”
-Mussey lived a quarter of a mile away, and was the
-only neighbor. The “shares” were not very remunerative,
-but, added to the Colonel’s other small
-resources, they made existence possible.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A narrow path led down to the river bank, where
-the Colonel kept his row boat and a small duck
-canoe which he propelled with a long paddle. The
-landing consisted of a couple of logs secured with
-stakes, and overlaid with planks. During high water
-in the spring the landing usually floated away and
-a new one was built when the freshets subsided.
-There was an air of general shiftlessness about the
-place that would have been depressing to anybody
-who did not know its eccentric proprietor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He spent much of his time fishing on the river
-in the summer and early fall until the ducks began
-to come in. During the game seasons he acted as
-host, guide and “pusher” for duck hunters, who
-sometimes spent weeks with him. They had rare
-sport on the big marsh, but were compelled to suffer
-some hardships at the Colonel’s house. He did the
-cooking, or rather he heated the things that were
-eaten, and some of them baffled analysis.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One of his guests once told of a “mud-hen hash”
-that the Colonel had compounded, in which there
-were many feathers, and of some “snapping turtle
-soup” where all was lost but the adjective. The
-complaining visitor had slept on the floor, with a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_211'>211</span>bag of shelled corn for a pillow, and the unholy
-mess, with a cup of doubtful coffee, had been served
-for breakfast, but he soon got “broken in” and
-learned to put up with these things if he wanted to
-shoot ducks with the Colonel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The various dishes, when cooked for the first time,
-could usually be identified, but succeeding compositions
-were culinary by-products, and afforded few
-clues to their component parts, except to a continuous
-and very observant guest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I once ate some “fish chowder” with the Colonel,
-which, if it had been called almost anything else,
-would have been really very good. I never knew
-the ingredients, and doubt if its author could have
-reconstructed it, or have given an accurate account
-of its contents. Some one has aptly said, “if you
-want to be happy don’t inquire into things,” and the
-injunction seemed quite applicable to the Colonel’s
-fare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There are many accidents—both happy and sad—in
-cookery. A wise cook is never free with
-recipes, for, in any art, formula dissipates mystery
-that is often essential to appreciation. Some cooks
-enter where angels fear to tread, and when the trip
-is successful the glory is properly theirs. Their
-task is thankless, and malediction is upon them when
-they fail. They are in contact with elemental instincts,
-and their occupation is perilous, for they
-are between an animal and its meat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One stormy night we sat before the crackling fire.
-The loose clapboards rattled outside and the big
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_212'>212</span>trees were grumbling in the wind. Water dripped
-from the leaky roof and little streams crept across
-the floor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I had come down the river in a small rowboat,
-and intended to spend a week fishing for bass in
-the stream and sketching in the big marsh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You must pa’don the appeahance of things
-’round heah,” remarked the Colonel. “Theah is a
-lot of fixin’ up to be done, and the weatheh has
-been so pleasant lately that that infe’nal Mussey
-has had to wo’k out doahs. If this weatheh stays
-bad he will come in heah an’ straighten things up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He had queer notions regarding work. There
-were some things that he would do diligently, and
-others he considered beneath his dignity. The line
-of demarcation was confused, and I was never quite
-able to be certain of it. He cooked and partially
-washed the dishes, but never swept the floors, or
-fed the chickens and shoats at the barn. He never
-repaired anything except under urgent necessity,
-and his idea of order was not to disturb anything
-after he had let go of it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You may be interested to know, suh, that I have
-been occupying my spaiah time writing my memoahs,”
-he continued. “I have collected the scattehed
-reco’ds of my careah. I have no descendants, an’
-I may say to you confidentially, as one gentleman
-to anotheh, that I do not expect any, suh, so theah
-will be nobody to take pride in my literary wo’k
-afteh I am gone, but the gene’l public, but as a paht
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_213'>213</span>of the history of the south, durin’ its period of great
-trial, I think my memoahs would be valuable.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I am going to put my memoahs in the fawm
-of a novel, suh, an’ I have had to mix up a lot of
-otheh people in it who ah, to some extent, fictitious,
-so my book will be a combination of fact and
-romance. I have thought it all oveh. I am of the
-opinion that a book to be populah must be a story.
-It must have a plot, and somebody must get married
-on the last page. I am writing such a story, suh,
-and am weaving the main incidents of my careah
-into the plot. In this way I will get my history
-befoah a great many people who nevah read memoahs.
-I will gild what is the real pill, so to speak,
-by dipping it into the bright hued watehs of
-romance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I am having a great deal of trouble with my
-plot, suh. Theah is a fellah in it by the name of
-Puddington Calkins. I want to kill this cussed
-Calkins, but if I kill ’im I will have nobody to marry
-to the mystehious veiled lady that I see in the dim
-distance. She is gliding towa’d the web of my plot,
-but I do not yet know whetheh she comes upon an
-errand of vengeance, or to demand justice foh her
-child. This veiled lady is pe’fumed with tube rose,
-suh, and I hate to leave her out, foh, with the exception
-of bou’bon, tube rose is my favorite odeh,
-and that reminds me, suh—pahdon me just one
-moment.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Colonel arose and went to the cupboard. He
-brought forth a tall bottle, poured a liberal dose
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_214'>214</span>into a tin cup, and swallowed it with impressive
-solemnity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That bou’bon came f’om Tennessee. It was
-sent to me by an old friend who was related to
-Jedge Benton of Nashville. When the Jedge died
-he had two bar’ls of this noble fluid in his cellah,
-and one of them was left to my friend in the Jedge’s
-will. It had been twenty-foah yeahs in the wood,
-suh. I was fo’tunate enough to be presented with
-some of that wonde’ful whiskey. I am sorry, suh,
-that you do not indulge, foh you ah missin’ something
-that puts spangles on a sad life, suh!</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Most people drink whiskey foh its alcohol, and
-such people, suh, should pat’onize a drug stoah. A
-gentleman drinks it foh its flavah, and that reminds
-me, suh, that birdy cannot fly with one wing, an’
-if you’ll pahdon me I’ll take anotheh.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After replacing what was left of the “bou’bon,”
-the Colonel stuffed some fragrant tobacco into a
-much darkened cob pipe, contemplated the ascending
-wreaths for a while, and reverted to his novel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The plot of that story is a pe’plexity to me, suh.
-I think of things to put in it when I am out on the
-rivah, and when I get back I fo’get what they ah.
-I am going to get some moah papeh and write the
-whole thing oveh. Maybe I will kill that infe’nal
-Pud Calkins and I will myself marry that female
-whose face is concealed. Somebody must marry her
-or she will be left without suppo’t at the end of the
-book. People will nevah buy my memoahs. They
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_215'>215</span>will look in the back, and if theah is no wedding
-theah, they will cast the volume aside.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That Pud Calkins is much on my mind, suh. He
-is a predicament. He wakes me f’om my slumbehs,
-an’ sits beside me at my humble meals. He has
-dammed up the flow of my fancy in my novel, suh.
-I have nevah read a novel that had anything like
-him in it. He is a damned nuisance, suh, and he
-has got to go.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The next time you come down I would like to
-read to you what I have written. It is too much
-mixed up now, but I will have it all in o’deh when
-you come again. And anotheh thing that bothehs
-me is my chestnut filly that I rode durin’ the wah.
-I have got to have her in the story. I rode her
-through battle smoke and oveh fields of ca’nage.
-I was at the head of my men, suh, an’ ev’ry fall of
-her hoofs was on dead Yankees that fell befoah
-ouah onslaught. It would break my heaht if Pud
-Calkins should evah ride that hawss, even in a story,
-and yet Pud Calkins was on the field where I fell
-covehed with wounds, and he rode some hawss home
-to tell the tale, and if he had some otheh hawss, I
-would have to leave my filly out, foh only one live
-hawss was left at the end of that cha’ge, and that
-was the one I fell f’om, an’ Great Gawd, man, I
-couldn’t kill my filly!</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Of co’se my hawss will succumb in my memoahs
-to the immutable laws of natcha, but that must appeah
-as the reco’d of the actual fact, afteh the wah
-was oveh. She will not die by my hand, even in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_216'>216</span>fiction—no, suh! I will kill Pud Calkins a thousand
-times first, suh!</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The prepahation of all this written matteh has
-been a great labah to me, but it has occupied many
-houahs that would othe’wise be unbeahable in this
-Gawd fo’saken country. I sit heah by my fiah and
-wo’k with my pen, but this Pud Calkins is always
-by my side, suh.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Barring a few unavoidable discomforts, I spent
-a very pleasant week with the Colonel. The fishing
-had been good, and there was a world of interest
-and joy in the stretches of the great marsh, teeming
-with wild life, and filled with the gentle melodies
-of hidden waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I paid mine host his modest bill, bade him good
-bye at the landing, rowed up stream, and, after
-spending a day with Tipton Posey at Bundy’s
-Bridge, left the river country.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It was six months before I returned. I sought
-the Colonel and found him much changed. A trouble
-had come upon him. His eye had lost its lustre,
-he had an air of listlessness and preoccupation, and
-he looked older.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It seemed that there had been great excitement
-in the county after my departure, and the Colonel
-had been the storm center.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When we had finished our simple evening meal,
-and had lighted our pipes before the fire, the Colonel
-handed me a copy of <cite>The Index</cite>, the weekly paper,
-published at the county seat. Its date was
-about four months old.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_217'>217</span>“I would like to have you read that, suh, and then
-I will hand you anotheh.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the front page were some glaring headlines:
-THE BURGLARY!!!—THE EXPLOSION!!!—THE
-PURSUIT!!! I read the account with deep
-interest, which was as follows:</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“On Monday morning of June 10th a crowd assembled
-in front of the County Treasurer’s office at
-the Court House, amid very unusual circumstances.
-Nearly seven thousand dollars were known to have
-been in the safe Saturday night, and now as the
-anxious citizens crowded through the door, they
-saw a ruined open safe, and abundant evidences of
-a fearful explosion. A steel drill, some files, and
-an empty can that had probably contained the explosive
-compound, were scattered about on the
-floor. The rugs were in a pile near the safe, where
-they had probably been used to muffle the explosion.
-The money was gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It was learned that a stranger of singular appearance,
-and marked individualities, with a gray
-coat, a heavy gray moustache and long chin whiskers,
-who entered the town last Friday, and had
-been observed by many of the citizens during Friday
-and Saturday, had deposited at the Treasurer’s
-office, for safe keeping, a box represented to contain
-valuables. This box, made of tin, some eight
-inches in length and five in width, was deposited
-on Friday, and taken out on Saturday morning. It
-was again deposited on Saturday afternoon, to be
-called for on Monday morning.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_218'>218</span>“The county treasurer, the Hon. Truman W.
-Pettibone, had gone fishing on Thursday and expected
-to remain away until Tuesday, as is his custom
-during the summer months.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The mysterious stranger was waited on by Mr.
-J. Milton Tuttle, the courteous and well known
-clerk in the treasurer’s office. Mr. Tuttle’s charming
-daughter has just returned from a visit to her
-aunt in Oak Grove township—but we digress. J.
-Milton Tuttle had no suspicions, and retired at evening
-to his home and his interesting family.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The stranger was thought by several citizens to
-have taken the evening train, but was seen lurking
-around town, with a slouch hat pulled well down
-over his eyes, at a late hour Saturday night. He
-entered the Busy Bee Buffet at eleven o’clock and
-was served by Mr. Oscar Sheets, the gentlemanly
-bartender. He immediately departed. It is supposed
-that he spent the night in some barn.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It was ascertained that the tall and singular
-looking man, in the gray coat, who appeared to be
-disguised, was seen on Sunday morning to enter the
-front door of the Court House. This door, as is
-well known, is usually left open on Sunday for the
-convenience of Sunday callers who wish to read the
-legal notices on the bulletin board in the hallway.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Miss Anastasia Simpson, an unmarried lady,
-living near the Court House, noticed particularly
-that the stranger was very distinguished looking.
-She watched from her window for his reappearance,
-which did not take place until three in the afternoon,
-when he departed seemingly in a state of great perturbation
-and excitement.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_218_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Miss Anastasia Simpson</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_219'>219</span>“It was ascertained that Mr. Wellington Peters,
-proprietor of the prominent and well known low
-priced hardware store bearing his name, and whose
-business is advertised in our columns, while standing
-on the corner talking with a traveling man near
-the hotel, heard a dull booming sound from the direction
-of the court house, at about 2:45 P.M., but
-thinking that it was boys making some kind of a
-racket, he paid no attention to it. Several other
-prominent and well known citizens heard the same
-sound at the same hour.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The tall and mysterious stranger was seen by
-Miss Simpson to walk south after leaving the court
-house. She went to another window to further observe
-him, but he had disappeared.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The little tin box which the artful and designing
-robber had left ‘for safe keeping’ with J. Milton
-Tuttle, and which he locked up in the safe, was
-opened and found to contain nothing but a bag of
-sand.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It was evident to all that the tin box was a subterfuge.
-It was used as an excuse to visit and inspect
-the ‘lay of the land’ in the office of the treasurer
-of our county.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“About noon, on Monday, a posse was formed by
-the Hon. Cyrus Butts, our gentlemanly and efficient
-sheriff. The posse, consisting of three prominent
-and well known citizens, Oliver K. Gardner, Silas
-B. Kendall and Elmer Dinwiddie, accompanied by
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_220'>220</span>the sheriff, made a circuit of the town. They ascertained
-that the mysterious stranger had stopped
-at the pleasant little home of Mr. Mike Carney, the
-genial and well known butcher of our town, and
-asked for a drink of water, which was given him.
-He had then taken a southerly direction along the
-section line road. The posse procured Toppington
-Smith’s mottled blood hound and put the intelligent
-animal on the trail of the fleeing burglar. The pursuit
-continued for about twelve miles. The fugitive
-was evidently making a bee line along the section
-road for the river marshes. A team was met on
-the road, with a load of baled hay, and impressed
-into service. All of the bales but two were unloaded
-and left by the roadside. The two bales were
-retained on the wagon for use as a barricade in case
-of a revolver battle with the burglar.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Drivers of teams, met along the route, reported
-seeing a man enter the woods before they met him,
-and go back into the road a long ways behind
-them after they had passed. The variations in the
-course taken by the hound confirmed this.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“About ten o’clock at night there was a full moon.
-The trail left the road and led into some thick underbrush,
-near a small slough. Some smoke issued
-from the brush, where the fugitive had evidently
-built a fire and expected to spend the night. The
-place was surrounded and the posse cautiously advanced,
-but the burglar was gone. It was thought
-that the cunning malefactor had got wind of his
-pursuers, that he had turned aside and lighted this
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_221'>221</span>fire in the brush with a view of delaying and baffling
-those behind him with artful strategy.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The hound left the brush, and a few minutes
-later a tall figure, with a light gray coat, was seen
-a few hundred yards away on a bare ridge in the
-moonlight. It was unquestionably the fugitive and
-the hound was with him. The posse opened fire with
-revolvers, but at such a distance it was futile. The
-man and the dog disappeared over the ridge into
-the woods. The burglar had escaped, and the dog
-had evidently joined forces with him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Further pursuit that night was considered hopeless.
-The posse slept at a farm house and resumed
-the search Tuesday morning. They found the dog
-tied to a tree near the edge of the big marsh, there
-were tracks in the soft mud at the margin of the
-slough, and an old boat belonging to a farmer in
-the vicinity was gone. There were marks in the
-mud showing where the boat had been shoved out to
-the water.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The pursuit was abandoned and the posse returned
-home. A full description of the robber was
-sent broadcast, and it is thought that his capture is
-only a matter of time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Up to the hour of going to press there are no
-further particulars to record, but we hope that before
-our next issue, justice will triumph, and the
-burglar with his ill gotten booty will be within its
-grasp.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“And now, suh, will you please cast youah eye
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_222'>222</span>oveh this reco’d of infamy,” requested the Colonel,
-as he handed me a later copy of the same paper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The next account was headed:</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>“ARRESTED!!!—PRELIMINARY</div>
- <div>HEARING!!!—HABEAS CORPUS!!!”</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c016'>and it read as follows:</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We are able to announce that the crafty and resourceful
-robber of the county treasurer’s office, who
-so successfully eluded the grasp of his pursuers,
-and made good his retreat into the river marshes,
-has probably been apprehended.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The evidence seems to indicate that one Col.
-Peets, who lives on a small farm on the river, above
-the marsh, is the culprit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“He was captured there by the sheriff, the day
-after our last week’s issue was in the hands of the
-public. He offered no resistance. The information
-that led to his capture was received from Mr. Tipton
-Posey who keeps the well known general store
-near Bundy’s Bridge. Mr. Posey stated that the
-description of the robber, printed in this paper, exactly
-fitted Col. Peets, with the exception of the chin
-whiskers, which he thought were false.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“This paper is invariably modest and unassuming.
-It vaunteth not itself, but we may say, without
-undue self glorification, that it was the thoroughness
-of the journalistic work of this paper that
-made the description of the robber available, and
-that this capture is therefore exclusively due to the
-enterprise of <em>The Index</em>. Our circulation covers the
-entire county. Our advertising rates will be found
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_223'>223</span>on another page. Our subscription rates are two
-dollars a year, cash, or two fifty in produce—strictly
-in advance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Col. Peets claims to be an ex-officer in the Rebel
-Army. He bears a bad reputation along the river,
-and is said to be a man of immoral character.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The prisoner was securely lodged in the county
-jail, and, after the usual legal forms, he was brought
-before the Justice of the Peace for preliminary
-hearing.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“When the morning of the examination came, the
-court was thronged as it never has been before. The
-ladies crowded the room as they had never done at
-any court during our existence as a county, while
-the trial progressed, manifesting a strange interest,
-which has never been exhibited till now, for or
-against any prisoner. And yet not so strange, for
-a remarkable prisoner appeared before them. He
-was tall, strongly built, with a heavy moustache,
-and pale—as though just recovering from an illness—marked
-in his individualities, a man of martial
-bearing, whom one would expect to recognize
-among ten thousand.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Every female eye was uninterruptedly focussed
-on this striking looking man during the entire hearing.
-He was claimed to be the same stranger who
-had blown open the safe and abstracted the seven
-thousand dollars of the county’s money. The loss
-will of course have to be made good by the
-treasurer or his bondsmen, if the plunder is not
-recovered from the thief, and much sympathy is felt
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_224'>224</span>for the Hon. Truman W. Pettibone, who has long
-borne an enviable and unsullied reputation in our
-midst.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Several of the ladies present were to appear
-among the witnesses in behalf of the state and for
-the defense. The question under consideration was
-the identity of this tall mysterious looking prisoner
-and that tall disguised stranger who was unquestionably
-responsible before the law for the astounding
-burglary.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The counsel for the state was the Hon. John
-Wesley Watts, our brilliant and alert county attorney.
-The prisoner was represented by W. St. John
-Hopkins, whose very name smacks of irreverence
-for the Holy Writ. He is a young aspiring sprig
-of the law who has recently come into our midst.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It seems that this man Hopkins, who parts both
-his name and his hair in the middle, volunteered to
-defend the prisoner without compensation, probably
-for the purpose of showing off his talents. The
-prisoner was without counsel, and claimed to have
-no funds with which to hire one. They seemed to
-be suspiciously good friends in court. Whether or
-not a part of the loot from the exploded safe has
-covertly changed hands in payment for certain legal
-services during the past few days, it is not within
-the province of this paper to determine, or even
-hint.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The examination continued during Wednesday
-and Thursday, excellent order prevailing in the
-court room. Many citizens gave strong testimony
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_225'>225</span>both for and against the prisoner. The public were
-deeply interested in the solution of the question,
-and there were strong and conflicting opinions as
-to the identity of the prisoner in the minds of all
-present. The progress of the examination, as numerous
-witnesses were examined who had seen the
-prowling and disguised stranger, and who now saw
-the prisoner, brought distinctly to notice the great
-difference which exists in the observing power of
-different individuals. Many thought that if the
-prisoner had on a gray coat, and had a long chin
-beard, in addition to his moustache, they could absolutely
-swear to his identity. Others thought that
-the stranger had worn false whiskers and had particularly
-noticed it at the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“J. Milton Tuttle did not think that the chin
-whiskers were false, or that the prisoner was the
-man who left the tin box for safe keeping. He was
-quite positive that he would recognize the man if he
-ever saw him again.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Miss Anastasia Simpson, the unmarried lady,
-whose eyes were glued on the mystic stranger in
-the vicinity of the court house, and whose eyes were
-glued on the prisoner during the entire course of
-the trial, swore absolutely that he was not the same
-man. Possibly the reasons that prompted such positive
-testimony may be best known to herself.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The prisoner, under the whispered advice of
-young Hopkins, declined to go upon the stand, which
-in itself, in the opinion of most of those present,
-was conclusive evidence of guilt.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_226'>226</span>“The state’s attorney made an able and scholarly
-address to the court, and presented a masterly review
-of the evidence.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Hopkins contented himself with claiming that
-no evidence had been adduced to justify the court
-in holding his client. No false whiskers or gray
-coat had been produced, and no witness had positively
-sworn to the prisoner’s identity. On the
-contrary, the only witness who had conversed with
-the alleged robber, Mr. J. Milton Tuttle, had failed
-to connect him with the crime, and Miss Simpson,
-who had long and carefully observed both men, had
-declared under her solemn oath that they were not
-the same.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“He claimed that the cord that held his client
-was a rope of sand, and had the effrontery to comment
-sarcastically on the account of the pursuit of
-the flying burglar that appeared exclusively in our
-last week’s issue. He indulged in sardonic levity at
-the expense of the public-spirited posse, and remarked
-that it was queer that its dog had shown a
-preference for the society of an alleged thief. He
-suggested that the two bales of hay, that were retained
-on the pursuit wagon, were better adapted
-for food for the posse than for a barricade.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The outburst of indecent laughter that greeted
-this impudent sally was promptly suppressed by the
-court, who threatened to clear the room if anything
-of the kind was repeated. The court sternly rebuked
-the offending attorney, and cautioned him to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_227'>227</span>confine his remarks strictly to the merits of the
-case before the court.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Hopkins apologized to the court and claimed
-that humor was a malady of his early youth and
-that he had never been entirely cured.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The court retired to its library and took the
-case under advisement for an hour, during which
-time the crowd waited in anxious suspense. When
-the court returned it held Col. Peets to the Circuit
-Court—placing his recognizance at three thousand
-dollars, in default of which the prisoner was remanded
-to the custody of the sheriff.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Much satisfaction was expressed at the decision
-of the court. Judge Mark W. Giddings, our able
-and learned Justice of the Peace, is a man of lofty
-attainments and an ornament to the bench. He has
-one of the finest law libraries in the county. He is
-of fine old New England stock, his ancestors having
-come over in the Mayflower. He is one of the oldest
-and most valued subscribers to this newspaper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The press forms of this issue of our paper were
-held until proceedings in this case were disposed of,
-that the inchoate attorney representing the prisoner,
-began before the court now in session at the court
-house.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“He asked for a writ of <i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">habeas corpus</span></i>, and his
-client has been turned loose on the community!</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We may say, that while it may be that no jury
-would have convicted this man Peets, who admits
-that he was once an enemy of his country, and while
-the testimony was strongly conflicting, the opinion
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_228'>228</span>is strong in this community that the honorable Justice
-of the Peace rendered a perfectly just decision.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The opinions of this journal have always been
-impartial, and, under the circumstances it is far be
-it from us to express one, but not to mention any
-names, there is a certain fresh young lawyer in
-this town who has a tendency to be a smarty, and
-a cute Aleck, and to butt in on things that do not
-concern him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It may be to his interest to lay a little lower.
-A word to the wise is sufficient.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“In addition to this, there is a certain alien resident
-in this county, of military pretensions, who
-lives by the sobbing waters of a certain river—and
-again we do not mention names—who had better not
-be caught wearing false whiskers when he visits this
-town.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“And now,” said the Colonel, with a patronizing
-wave of his hand after he had given me a still later
-copy of the paper, “I desiah you to look at this account
-of the sequel of this distressing affaiah.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the editorial page I read:</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>“A PUBLIC OUTRAGE!!!</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It is far from the desire of this journal to discuss
-the personal interests or affairs of its editor
-and proprietor. <em>The Index</em>, as the public well
-knows, has ever been the fearless advocate of fair
-play for every citizen, and for every human being,
-however humble, before the law. Its motives have
-always been above reproach. Notwithstanding the
-fact that it is the county’s greatest newspaper—unselfishly
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_229'>229</span>devoted to the public interest—it never
-blows its own horn. It rarely mentions itself in
-its own columns. It scorns to publish matter in its
-own interest, but the time has come when its clarion
-voice must be raised to such a pitch that it may be
-heard throughout the length and breadth of the
-county, so that the public conscience may be awakened,
-and forever make impossible a repetition of
-such an outrage as occurred in front of the post
-office on last Saturday afternoon.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“As is well known by all, the editor of this paper,
-who is also its proprietor, was publicly attacked by
-Col. Peets, the scoundrel and erstwhile prisoner at
-the bar of justice, who figured so prominently and
-so exclusively in the affair of the robbery of the
-safe in the county treasurer’s office some weeks ago.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“A handful of our whiskers was seized and
-twisted away by this vile miscreant, with the supposedly
-funny remark that he wanted them for a
-disguise.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We were forced to our knees on the dirty sidewalk
-and commanded to apologize for certain statements
-that have appeared in our paper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We were belabored with a rawhide whip and
-kicked into the gutter by this burly old brute.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“As humiliating as these things are it is necessary
-to mention them in order to properly lay before
-the public the frightful enormity of the outrage.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It is, and always has been the policy of this paper,
-to hew to the line and let the chips fall where
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_230'>230</span>they may. <em>The Index</em> thinks before it strikes, and
-it never retracts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“If editors are to be publicly assaulted—if their
-persons are not sacred—if the freedom of the press
-is to be trammelled and muzzled by supposed private
-rights of individuals, and their likes and dislikes—if
-publishers are to be beaten up or beaten
-down with impunity, or with rawhide whips, and
-are to be coerced into cowardly silence by fear
-of personal violence—then our republic, with its
-vaunted ideals, is a stupendous failure.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Far be it from us to complain, or put forth our
-private wrongs, but we consider that we have been
-a martyr to the lawlessness of this community, and
-to the fearless and outspoken attitude of our paper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“An attack upon the person of the editor of a
-newspaper is an attack upon the sacred foundations
-of human liberty.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The public will be glad to know that the execrable
-villain and ruffian, who assaulted us, is now
-immured in the county jail, where he was sent by
-that wise and upright Justice of the Peace, the Hon.
-Mark W. Giddings.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It is to be devoutly hoped that when the term
-of his just imprisonment expires, his presence in
-the county will be no longer tolerated.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“For the miserable cowards and loafers who witnessed
-the premeditated violence upon us in front
-of the post office, and did not interfere, this paper
-has the most withering contempt. Their craven
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_231'>231</span>names are known, and this journal will remember
-them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“To Constable Hawkins, who arrested the assailant,
-this paper—on behalf of the public—extends its
-thanks. Constable Hawkins is an officer of whom
-our town may well be proud. We wish him a long
-life of health and happiness. We may mention,
-parenthetically, that Constable Hawkins and his
-charming wife Sundayed with us two weeks ago and
-a delightful time was had by one and all.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“To the misguided and mentally unbalanced females,
-who are daily sending flowers and sundry
-cooked dainties to the county jail, this paper has
-nothing to say. With the exception of one of them,
-who was a witness at the trial, and who shall here
-be nameless, they all have male relatives whose duty
-is plain. The names of these women are known and
-will be preserved in the archives of this paper for
-future reference. There are certain rumors being
-whispered about on our streets, that, from high motives
-of public policy, will not find a place in our
-columns until later.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The sheriff is being quietly and severely criticized
-by many citizens, whose good opinion is worth
-something to him at election time, for permitting
-these indulgences to a criminal in his charge.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We have always given our unqualified support
-to Sheriff Butts when he has been a candidate, and
-we hope that we will not be compelled to change our
-opinion regarding his fitness for the office. He will
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_232'>232</span>do well to ponder. The eye of <em>The Index</em> is upon
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The editor of this paper is pleased to announce,
-to relieve the public mind, that we are recovering
-from our undeserved injuries, and will soon be ourselves
-again. We feel deeply indebted to Dr. Ignace
-Stitt for the wonderful professional skill with which
-he attended us. The Doctor’s practice is increasing
-rapidly, and he is now the foremost physician in our
-county. His office is over Ed Bang’s drug store, and
-he is among the most valued subscribers of this
-paper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We and our wife thank our kind friends who
-have sent us watermelons, and other delicacies, during
-our confinement.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“As a stern challenger of injustice, and an alert
-defender of the right, <em>The Index</em> will ever, as in the
-past, be in the forefront. Its battle axe will gleam
-in the turmoil of the conflict, and on it will shine
-our mottos—<i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">Sic Semper Tyrannis<a id='t232'></a></span></i>, and <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Honi soit qui
-mal y pense</span></i>.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I laid the paper down with the conviction that if
-the Colonel’s life previous to his arrival in the river
-country had been as rapid as he had been living it
-since he came, his “memoahs” would be quite a
-large volume.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now, suh,” said he, “I want to relate to you
-the inside history of that robbery, suh. I want to
-show you how it is possible foh a puffectly innocent
-man, with puffectly good intentions, to get into
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_233'>233</span>a predicament in this Gawd fo’saken no’the’n country.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I was of co’se compelled, much against my wish,
-to hawss-whip the editah of that rotten sheet. He
-was not a gentleman and I could not challenge him,
-suh, and it was matteh of pussonal honah. The facts
-ah substantially as he states in that sizzling angel
-song that you have just read.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I want to say, suh, that I nevah spent a moah
-pleasant thi’ty days in my life than I spent in that
-jail. I was theah in a good cause, and I am sorry
-it was not sixty days. The sheriff treated me with
-puffect cou’tesy, and I was called on and congratulated
-by many people who had strong private opinions
-of that editah.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Those noble women made my incahceration a
-pleasuah, and I may say, suh, without vanity, that
-I have nevah been oblivious or insensible to the effect
-that I have always had upon ladies. Soft and
-beseeching eyes have been cast upon me all my life,
-suh. I discovered in that jail that iron bars cannot
-destroy beautiful visions.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I was provided with papeh, and I was enabled
-to do a great deal of wo’k on my memoahs, and I
-have included in them the events of the past few
-months, but what I sta’ted to tell you was the unrevealed
-facts of that robbery, suh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“In odeh that you may get a clear idea of just
-what happened, I must take you back to the awful
-days of ouah wah. Theah was a high bo’n southe’n
-gentleman in my regiment, suh, named Majah Speed.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_234'>234</span>He came f’om one of the best families in Tennessee.
-Theah was a most unfo’tunate pussonal resemblance
-between us, and even when we were togetheh, ouah
-best friends could ha’dly tell us apaht. In o’deh not
-to continue to embarrass ouah friends, we drew
-straws to decide who should raise a chin bea’d in
-addition to his moustache. The Majah lost, and I
-still have my military moustache without any hawsstail
-whiskehs to spoil it. I may say, suh, that I have
-no doubt that my moustache had its effect in making
-my stay at the jail delightful.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The Majah and I have always kept ouah correspondence
-up. He came to see me just befoah that
-explosion at the cou’t house. He was in that town
-when it took place, and he was the man who was
-pussued by that posse and that damn dawg, whose
-favah he won with a piece of bologna sausage.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Afteh the Majah entered the ma’sh he came directly
-to my house and explained the whole affaiah.
-We sunk the boat he came in with some stones in
-the rivah.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That infe’nal Milt Tuttle, who was the cle’k in
-the treasurer’s office, was the scoundrel that got the
-money. His folks came f’om Tennessee, and he
-knew the Majah. He was aweah that the Majah’s
-circumstances weah much reduced, and that he had
-lost what he had left in the wo’ld at ca’ds. He knew
-that the Majah would do almost anything to retrieve
-his fo’tunes. The love of money was always the
-trouble with the Majah, but we all have to be tolerant
-of the weaknesses of ouah friends, suh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_235'>235</span>“That scoundrel Milt Tuttle sent money to Tennessee
-foh my friend the Majah to come up heah.
-He did not know me, or that I knew the Majah.
-When the Majah came no’th he came directly to see
-me and spent several days at my place. We went
-down on the ma’sh togetheh. He told me about
-Milt Tuttle and said he would come back and pay
-me a longeh visit a little lateh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“My friend Majah Speed went to the county seat,
-and the da’k scoundrelly plan of Milt Tuttle was
-laid befoah him. In a moment of weakness the
-Majah fell, and consented to blow open that safe
-and divide what he found with Milt Tuttle. The
-tools and the explosive compound were hidden in
-the office by Milt Tuttle, and during several visits
-he explained to the Majah how he was to proceed.
-He gave him a duplicate key to the side entrance of
-the office around the end of the hall, and a map of
-the route he was to take afteh he had finished his
-wo’k, and on this map was the place wheah he was
-to leave half of what he found in the safe. He was
-to cross the ma’sh and make his way south to Tennessee
-afteh it was all oveh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You can imagine the astonishment and chagrin
-of the Majah when he found the safe empty of funds,
-afteh he had wo’ked all day to blow it open. He
-was ho’nswoggled by this infe’nal thief of a Milt
-Tuttle. He had taken ev’ry cent befoah the Majah
-came, and left the Majah in the lu’ch to face all the
-consequences, and to get away the best he could.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“When the Majah came to me that night, and told
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_236'>236</span>me his tale, I was astounded. Of co’se I do not approve
-of robbery, but the Majah had committed no
-robbery. He had taken absolutely nothing f’om that
-safe, and he was as innocent of robbery as a child
-unbawn. Milt Tuttle was the thief, and on his ill
-gotten wealth he went off somewheah fo’ his health,
-but he was stricken by a vengeful providence with
-pneumonia, and he is now dead, and theah is no
-way of proving his dasta’dly connection with the
-affaiah.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I told the Majah that he had been made a cat’s
-paw, and that he had betteh go home as fast as he
-could. He was without funds, and, unfo’tunately, I
-did not have any to lend him, so he sta’ted fo’ the
-south on foot. That was the last I saw of the Majah,
-and I had a letteh f’om one of the fo’mah officers
-of ouah regiment, that the Majah is now dead. I
-assume, suh, that he died of a broken heaht, all on
-account of the villainy of that dehty thief of a Milt
-Tuttle.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“When I was unjustly and unfo’tunately dragged
-into that affaiah, I could have told the whole story,
-but I felt bound to protect my friend the Majah,
-who fought undeh me fo’ foah yeahs. He twice
-saved my life on the field, and foah such a man, no
-matteh what his failings might be, I was bound to
-make any sacrifice. I could have gone on the stand
-and pointed my fingah at the thief, but of what
-avail? The attorney who represented me in those
-disgraceful proceedings advised me to keep my seat,
-as the state had no case whateveh. That mutton
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_237'>237</span>headed old bi’led owl that was supposed to be a
-cou’t, bound me oveh, but I was soon released, and
-my friend’s secret was not in jeopa’dy.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I have now expiated the penalty of the No’the’n
-law fo’ whipping that rascally editeh. My atto’ney
-also pounded him to a jelly. It is my intention to
-hawss-whip Tipton Posey, foah he was the one that
-sta’ted the talk that resulted in all those legal proceedings,
-and during the thi’ty days that I am in
-jail foah that, it is my intention to complete my
-novel, in which, as I told you, is to be woven my
-memoahs.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It is a good thing fo’ Milt Tuttle that he had
-pneumonia, foah if he was not deceased I would fill
-him full of holes fo’ the dishonah he brought on my
-friend the Majah, and then I would leave the no’th
-fo’evah.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I shall nevah blacken the memory of Majah
-Speed by using his name with the story of the blowing
-open of the safe in my book. I shall use anotheh
-name, suh, and his secret shall be fo’evah safe
-and his memory will be unta’nished, fo’ the Majah
-nevah stole a dollah. He can stand befoah that
-greateh cou’t, wheah he has now gone, with a guiltless
-and stainless soul.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I was much interested in the Colonel’s narrative,
-and after talking over some of the details, we retired
-for the night.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I had quietly enjoyed the naive reasoning, and the
-chivalrous devotion of the Colonel to his war time
-friend. There was pathos in the tale of sacrifice,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_238'>238</span>and, several times I saw moisture in the old soldier’s
-eyes, as he dilated upon the cruelty of his
-position in the affair of the safe.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His conceptions of right and wrong were refreshing,
-and his penchant for taking the law into his
-own hands was evidently going to get him into more
-predicaments, but it was useless to argue with him.
-I felt sorry about Posey’s coming castigation, but
-as Tip was abundantly able to take care of himself,
-I concluded not to worry over it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On our way down the river the next morning, the
-Colonel reverted to Major Speed’s ill-starred visit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I presume that you would think, suh, that the
-interests of the living ah paramount to those of the
-dead, and that I ought to tell Majah Speed’s story
-to the world. His memory and the memory of that
-black heahted vahlet, Milt Tuttle, would suffeh, and
-Tuttle’s ought to suffeh, but my vindication would
-be complete. Natu’ally I do not enjoy being looked
-at askance, and I sometimes think that I ought to
-remove the stigma that now rests on my name.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I advised him to let matters remain as they were,
-inasmuch as he could produce no proof of the facts,
-and little would be gained by stirring up the affair.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“But I do not need proof of facts, they would
-have my wo’d of honah, suh!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I explained the uncertain value of a “wo’d of
-honah” in that part of the country. I refrained
-from telling him that I thought his reputation would
-not be much improved by his explanation, for he
-would at least still be regarded as an “accessory
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_239'>239</span>after the fact” because of his admission of the protection
-to Speed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“By the way, Colonel,” I asked, in order to
-change the subject, “what did you finally do about
-Pud Calkins?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Pud Calkins? I killed him, suh, at Vicksbu’g.
-That cuss disappeahed entiahly f’om from memoahs
-while I was in jail, and I assuah you, suh, that I
-heaved a sigh of relief when that man fell. I can
-now go ahead with my combination novel and memoahs
-without his bobbing up and down in the plot
-every time I sit down to write.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It occurred to me that the casualties among those
-whom the fates whirled into the Colonel’s orbit were
-becoming rather numerous.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I am vehy sorry to tell you that when you come
-down heah again, you will probably not find me,”
-he continued. “I am in a vehy bad predicament
-about the place where I live. As you know, I inherited
-that place in good faith, but I find theah
-has been a mo’tgage on it that I didn’t know anything
-about. The damned editeh of that scurrilous
-sheet has in some way got possession of that mo’tgage.
-I am unable to meet its obligations, suh, and
-I must move, probably this winteh. I will go back
-to Tennessee, wheah the sun shines without expense
-to anybody, and wheah a gentleman commands respect
-even though he is unfo’tunate. I may have
-to walk to Tennessee, but I will make a sho’t call at
-the home of that buzza’d that runs that newspapah,
-the evening that I go away, suh!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_240'>240</span>The Colonel and I had spent happy days together,
-and it was with genuine sadness that I bade him
-farewell a few days later. He was a mellow old soul,
-ruled by emotions, and not by reason, drifting aimlessly
-on a sea of troubles, totally lost to every consideration
-except his childish vanity and the memories
-of a threadbare chivalry. He easily adjusted
-his conscience to any point of view that conformed
-to his interest, and suffered keenly from sensitiveness.
-Fate had thrown him into an environment
-with which he could not mingle, and it was perhaps
-better that he should go. When all else failed, there
-was a world in his imaginative brain in which he
-could live, and woe to those who have not these
-realms of fancy when the shadows come.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When I visited the river the following spring I
-arranged with my friend Muskrat Hyatt to provide
-me with the shelter of his stranded house boat,
-and to act as “pusher” and general utility man in
-my expeditions on the river and marsh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Rat” was always interesting, and I anticipated
-a delightful two weeks.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One of the first trips we made was down to the
-Big Marsh, where we intended to camp for a day
-or two on a little island that was scarcely ever visited.
-It was thirty or forty yards long and half as
-wide. There were a few trees, some underbrush and
-fallen timber on the islet. The place was deserted,
-except for a blue heron that winged away in awkward
-flight as we approached. There was no reason
-for stopping there, but a wayward fancy and a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_241'>241</span>desire to see the vast marsh in its different moods.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After we landed I asked Rat about the Colonel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The Colonel’s place was sold under a mortgage
-last fall, an’ that ol’ maid that swore fer ’im at the
-trial bid it in, an’ its in her name, an’ now the Colonel’s
-married the old maid, so there y’are.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That ol’ feller come down to the store one
-mornin’ an’ him an’ Tip had a fight, an’ Tip got
-licked. The Colonel an’ Seth Mussey had come in
-a buggy, an’ they was goin’ on from Tip’s to the
-county seat to see the editor of the paper. It was
-all about that safe blowin’ case, an’ the Colonel accused
-Tip of start’n all the talk about ’im. Bill
-Wirrick an’ me got a rig an’ went to the county seat,
-fer we thought the Colonel was goin’ to lick the editor
-ag’in an’ we wanted to see the fun, but the editor
-was out of town. The Colonel went up to see the ol’
-maid an’ they was married the next day. I guess
-she had some money, fer they took the cars an’ said
-they was goin’ down south.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The Colonel went to the postmaster an’ told ’im
-to tell the editor, w’en ’e got home, that if ’e ever
-put the Colonel’s name in ’is paper ag’in, er any
-name that sounded like his, he’d kill ’im, an’ I guess
-the editor b’lieved it, fer ’e didn’t mention nothin’
-about the wedd’n w’en ’e got back.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“People don’t think the Colonel blowed open that
-safe after all. He never flashed no wealth around
-afterwards, and the way he beat up that editor fer
-sayin’ things about ’im, sort a squared ’im up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_242'>242</span>We erected our little tent, and Rat busied himself
-with collecting fuel. He attacked a long hollow log
-with his axe. When it was split open we found an
-old gray coat, that had at some time been stuffed
-into the decayed interior. We laid the coat out on
-the ground and Rat extracted a discolored brass key
-from one of the pockets, and a wad of hairy material,
-that proved to be a set of false chin whiskers.
-In a damaged manilla envelope, that we found in an
-inside pocket, was a certificate of the honorable discharge
-of Jasper Montgomery Peets, as a private
-in the Confederate Army.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The mildewed relics, with their eloquent though
-silent story, were convincing.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I s’spose ’e thought that gray coat was gitt’n
-too pop’lar with possees, an’ ’e concluded to shed
-it,” remarked Rat. “Say, wasn’t that feller a
-peach?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I agreed that he was.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I sat for a long time on the sloping bank of the
-islet, and mused over the soul mates that, like migrating
-songsters, had winged their way to the
-balmy southland when the leaves had fallen, and the
-skies had become gray. I thought of Anastasia’s
-hungry heart, and the precarious resting place it
-had found.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Colonel’s “plot” had certainly been woven
-to a consistent end; the “mystehious veiled lady”
-had glided into its web, and there was a wedding
-on the last page.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_245'>245</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>IX<br /> <span class='large'>HIS UNLUCKY STAR</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>I had stopped on the old bridge in the twilight
-to look upon the glories of a dreamy afterglow,
-and the gnarled tree forms that were
-etched against its symphony of color far away down
-the river. Just above the bands of purple and
-orange the evening star was coming out of a sea of
-turquoise, and its radiance was creeping into the
-waters below the trees. I heard a light foot fall
-behind me.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Excuse me, mister, have you got a match?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I turned and saw an odd looking little man, of
-perhaps fifty, with a squirrel skin cap and ginger
-colored hair and beard, who laid down a burden contained
-in a gunny sack, and approached deferentially.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As I produced the match he brought forth a virulent
-looking pipe that seemed to consist mostly of
-solidified nicotine.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I don’t seem to have no tobacco neither,” he
-continued ruefully, as he fumbled in his pockets.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I gave him a cigar, a portion of which he broke
-up and stuffed into his pipe. He carefully stowed
-the remainder in his vest pocket and began to smoke
-composedly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_246'>246</span>I asked him if he lived in the neighborhood.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“No, my place is about two miles from here. I’ve
-ben up the river after some snake root that’s wanted
-right away by the man I do business with. My
-name’s Erastus Wattles an’ I get all kinds of herbs
-around ’ere fer a man that sells ’em to the medicine
-makers somewheres down east.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We sat on the bridge rail and talked for some
-time, and I became much interested in my new acquaintance.
-He spoke in a low voice, and his manner
-seemed rather furtive. He told me much of the
-herbs and rare plants that grew in the river country,
-and of his attempts to cultivate ginseng. “Certain
-influences” had repeatedly caused failures of his
-crop.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That’s a fine scene out yonder,” he remarked,
-and the splendid glow of Jupiter in the western sky
-led to a subject that I found had enthralled his life,
-and his eyes quickened with a new light as he told
-me his story.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When he was a young man he had studied for the
-stage, but had made a failure of this, and had gone
-to work on an Ohio river steamboat as a clerk. A
-very old man, with long white whiskers and green
-spectacles came on board at Louisville late one
-night. He wanted to go to Cairo, but lacked a dollar
-of the amount necessary for his boat fare. He
-stated that he was a professor of astrology, and
-offered to cast the horoscope of anybody on the boat
-who would supply the deficiency. After an eloquent
-exposition of the wonders of astrology by the professor,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_247'>247</span>Wattles furnished the dollar and the date
-and hour of his birth.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Amid the jibes of the other employees on the boat
-he received his horoscope just before the landing
-was made at Cairo. The aged seer departed down
-the gang plank and disappeared.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>This was the turning point in the life of Erastus
-Wattles.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He sought a secluded place on the boat and
-studied the several closely written pages of foolscap,
-that were pinned together and numbered, and
-found that the old man had done a conscientious
-and thorough job.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles extracted a large worn envelope from an
-inside pocket. It contained the document, which he
-said he always carried with him, and he asked me
-to read it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the first page was the circle of the horoscope,
-divided into its twelve “houses,” and above it was
-the “nativity” with the “sidereal variation” noted.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the “delineation,” which occupied the remaining
-pages, were black clouds of misfortune. If Wattles
-had selected his hour of birth he could not have
-found one in the whole gamut of heavenly chords
-when his entrance into the world would have been
-more inopportune.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Mars was “on the ascendant in Taurus” and was
-his “significator” and “ruling planet.” Its position
-in relation to the other “malefics”—Saturn,
-Uranus and Neptune—all of which were above the
-horizon, was most disastrous. Two malefics were
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_248'>248</span>“poised upon the cusp of the House of Money,” indicating
-that Wattles “would go broke, and remain
-so during life.” The moon was also in a hostile
-square at the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The hoary headed astrologer had “dived into the
-Abyss of Futurity, and through a glass darkly”
-he had seen “a pale light.” It illumined a life of
-hopeless sorrow and futility. Ever and anon the
-blood red eye of Mars gleamed with a baleful glow
-upon the destiny under consideration. When Mars
-was off duty Saturn took up the malign rod, which
-was yielded to Uranus and Neptune when he passed
-temporarily into other fields of astral activity to
-indicate misfortunes of other people.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Periods of deep perplexities were apparent—when
-Wattles must not engage in new ventures, or
-talk with men over sixty, or with women under forty—when
-he must not deal with farmers, or have anything
-to do with people with red hair or bushy eyebrows.
-He was not to ask favors, travel, trade,
-write letters or marry, when the moon was in its
-first or last quarter, or have anything to do with
-surgeons or tradesmen when the moon was in conjunction
-with Saturn. Flying pains in limbs and
-joints, warts, boils, and accidents to the head were
-indicated at these periods. New enterprises might
-be undertaken when the sun was in Leo, but not if
-Neptune was stationary in Aries at that time, or if
-Venus was retrogressing in Cancer or Capricorn.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When Jupiter and Venus were together in Libra
-there would be particularly distressing periods for
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_249'>249</span>Wattles. When Jupiter passed into Sagittarius
-there might be temptation to make merry, but in the
-midst of mirth he must remember death, for almost
-fatal accidents, and possibly severe illness were indicated
-for these times, which were pregnant with
-calamity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A certain retrogression of Uranus in Leo in the
-fifth year after the casting, with the sun hyleg, Mars
-in Aquarius, and the moon in Capricorn, indicated
-a liver complaint, with pains in the back and head,
-an almost fatal accident from an explosive compound,
-and interference in his affairs by a fat person—probably
-a female with a retreating chin,
-whose significator would be the malefic Neptune. A
-minor sub-related transit “might change this female
-to a dark haired woman with pointed features,
-who would spread strange reports with a bitter
-tongue, but in an unknown language.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>No illnesses, accidents or women materialized in
-that year, and Wattles thought they were all side
-tracked by a retrogression of Mercury in Virgo.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The influence of an evil minded woman, whose
-ruling planet was Saturn, was indicated during the
-eleventh year. Long arms, freckles and a high instep
-were suggested, as Antares would be in Gemini
-when she came into the sketch. Wattles had assumed
-that this peril had been fended off by an unsuspected
-transit. He had stayed in the woods as
-much as possible while Antares was in Gemini, and
-had spoken to no female during the eleventh year,
-but afterwards learned that the postmistress, who
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_250'>250</span>answered the description, had told an inquirer that
-no such man as Wattles lived in that part of the
-country. Somebody had tried to find him with a
-view of making a large herb contract, which had
-been thereby lost, so, after all, the indication was
-correct.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Under the heads of “Heredity,” “Mental Faculties,”
-“Moral Qualities,” and “Disposition,” it appeared
-that Wattles possessed most of the characteristics
-of a goat. The “cause” was “obscure”
-but assiduous effort might gradually overcome some
-of the tendencies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the twenty-second year, which was yet to come,
-the two malefics, Saturn and Neptune, would retrograde
-in Taurus. Mars and the Moon would be in
-Aquarius, and this would probably mean that Wattles
-would have an affliction of the stomach, and
-would lose one or both legs if he waded in unclear
-waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were so many things to look out for that he
-was dazed with their complexity. He was horrified
-by the “variations” and “transits of evil omen”
-that were possible in unexpected quarters when the
-rest of the sky was apparently free. Temporizing
-signs and harmless transits were rare. Malign conjunctions
-and oppositions were leading features of
-every month in the calendar.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>At one of the periods, when the moon and Ceres
-would be in opposition, and Venus “in trine” with
-Neptune, Wattles would die of an unindicated disorder.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_251'>251</span>He had certainly got his dollar’s worth. With
-Mars careering continually through the Zodiac, and
-all the other malefics falling into conjunction and
-opposition at the most fateful times, he saw little
-prospect of escaping an astrological coil that reeked
-with woe. For him there was no balm in Gilead, or
-anywhere else in the universe. Like many others
-he let the blessings of existence take care of themselves,
-and was concerned solely with its ills. Apparently
-he was hopelessly enmeshed, but instinctively
-he struggled on.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The far seeing sage delineated a collateral variation
-indicating that the subject of the horoscope
-would, within a year after its casting, become a disciple,
-and possibly a practitioner, of a certain ancient
-science that had to do with the heavenly bodies,
-but the indication was not quite clear as to its name.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Impelled by this covert and ingeniously mystic
-suggestion, Wattles had procured all the literature
-he could find on the subject of astrology, and had
-studied it carefully. He hoped that he might find
-error in his horoscope, but the more he studied the
-more he believed. He had been touched with a hypnotic
-wand and had drifted into the toils of a remorseless
-power.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The opinion expressed by one of his friends on
-the steamboat that “the old party who cast the
-horoscope was probably drunk” had no weight with
-Wattles. There were too many confirmations of
-planet positions and significations in the astrological
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_252'>252</span>almanacs and related literature that he had succeeded
-in accumulating.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a postscript at the end of the delineation.
-Somewhere in the realms of infinite space the
-white bearded prophet felt the presence of a strange
-and malign star, that, for lack of data at hand, could
-not be named. Its unknown orbit dimly intersected
-the fate lines of Wattles. At some crisis in his affairs
-it would unexpectedly become manifest and
-would have a woeful significance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles pondered long upon the missing star in
-his horoscope, and had vainly sought it in his
-studies. There appeared to be nothing in his books
-that could lead to a solution, and the unknown
-malefic besieged his soul with a haunting fear.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I got to keep track of all them heavenly bodies,
-and if that damn star ever shows up I must get a
-line on it,” he declared, as he folded up his horoscope.
-“I’ve got all the almanacs, and I know where
-ev’rything is all the time. I’ve studied astrology
-’till I’ve ben black in the face, and I’m an expert
-caster. I’m goin’ to cast horoscopes right along
-now. There’s my significator comin’ up, an’ its in
-Aquarius now,” he remarked, and he pointed to
-Mars that had just scaled the tree tops in the east.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He offered, “for the small sum of fifty cents,” to
-sell me an unlabelled bottle of brown liquid, which
-he said was “an excellent tonic” that he made himself.
-He called it “Wahoo Bitters.” I made the
-purchase and placed the precious compound on the
-bridge rail.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_253'>253</span>He took a small book from his pocket, which he
-consulted for a moment, and then invited me to
-visit him if I would come at a particular hour on
-Thursday of the following week. This I promised
-to do if possible. He told me how to find his house,
-gratefully accepted another cigar, and bade me good
-night. He then softly mingled with the shadows of
-the woods with his bag of roots. I pushed the
-Wahoo Bitters gently over into the river and continued
-my walk.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was a strange and pathetic figure. Naturally
-superstitious, he had become imbued with illusions,
-that for ages have lured the imaginations of those
-who have reached blindly into the unknowable and
-found only the Ego—the “ruling star” in all horoscopes.
-Verily, to man, the luminary of the greatest
-magnitude in the universe is himself. Not content
-to be silly over little things, he must needs
-prowl among the constellations and there spin the
-web of his puny personal affairs, as in theology he
-assumes the particular concern of the Almighty with
-his daily doings.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Ancient as astrology is, it is not as old as conceit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I was curious to know more of Wattles. At heart
-I scoffed, but concluded to keep my engagement and
-ask him to cast my horoscope. On the appointed
-day I made the little journey. The road led
-through the woods for a mile or so to a big oak
-tree that Wattles had described. Here a narrow
-path left it and followed the course of the river to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_254'>254</span>a long bayou. Beyond the end of the bayou I found
-some high ground on which perhaps an acre had
-been cleared. Near the farther edge of the clearing
-was an unpainted single story house with low
-eaves. There was some queer looking frame work,
-and a small platform on the roof.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As I approached the door I was confronted with
-cabalistic characters—painted in black on the wood
-work. The signs of the Zodiac appeared around the
-rim of a roughly drawn circle. On a blue background
-at the top of the door were four stars and
-a crescent moon in yellow. I assumed that the stars
-represented the malefics in Wattles’ horoscope.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In response to my knock, he opened the door.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Well, I’m glad to see you!” he exclaimed. “I
-didn’t think you’d come. I thought mebbe you
-might size me up for a queer bird after all that talk
-we had on the bridge. Set down an’ make yourself
-comfortable.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He flung a villainous looking maltese tom cat, that
-he addressed as “Scorpio,” out of a crippled rocking
-chair, and I occupied the vacated space.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As Scorpio fled through a hole in the bottom of
-the door, that apparently had been cut for his benefit,
-I noticed that he was much scarred. One ear
-was gone, his left eyelid was missing, there were
-bare places on him where the fur had been removed,
-evidently with violence, and his tail was not complete.
-These things imparted a sinister aspect, and
-I did not like him. He looked like a thoroughly bad
-cat, and was probably a malefic.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_255'>255</span>It would seem fit that a cat found amid such uncanny
-surroundings should be black instead of maltese,
-but as this is a veracious chronicle it is
-necessary to adhere to facts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We spent some time in desultory conversation before
-I mentioned the ostensible object of my visit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now,” said Wattles, “before I do anything
-about your horoscope, I want to show some I’ve ben
-casting,” and he began pulling over some papers on
-his shelves.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>While he was doing this I looked around the
-strange room.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A row of bottles on one of the shelves contained
-various small reptiles with filmy orbs that peered
-out through alcohol. From the end of the shelf a
-stuffed badger stared fixedly and disdainfully, with
-dull glass eyes, at a moth eaten coon that returned
-the gaze from a pedestal in a darkened corner. A
-dismal and tattered owl occupied a perch above the
-coon. One of his glass eyes had dropped out, but
-with the other he regarded the offending badger
-sadly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A dried snake skin, with several dangling rattles,
-was tacked on the wall back of the stove, with a few
-Indian relics—bows, arrows, and a spear head—that
-were arranged on each side of it. Some butterflies
-with broken wings, and beetles, impaled on pins,
-were scattered through the spaces around the relics.
-A number of colored botanical prints and astronomical
-charts were pinned on the walls, and there were
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_256'>256</span>cobwebs in the upper corners that appeared to be
-inhabited.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Some bunches of withered herbs and a broken
-violin hung above the window. On a table near it
-was a violet tinted globe of solid glass, about six
-inches in diameter. It was mounted on a block of
-wood. Wattles afterwards explained that this was
-a “magic crystal of marvellous power,” and that it
-“pictured prophetic visions under certain influences.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The air in the room had a pungent musty odor,
-as of dried roots and plants, and I thought that a
-pile of small sacks back of the stove might contain
-something of the kind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles finally produced copies of the horoscopes
-and I was pleased to find among them those of my
-friends Tipton Posey, Bill Stiles and “Rat” Hyatt.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As Wattles traded at Posey’s store, his horoscope
-had probably been exchanged for merchandise.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey’s nativity was exceptionally fortuitous.
-Jupiter was his significator, and the other benefics
-were advantageously placed at the hour of his birth.
-In the delineation it appeared that there were few
-blessings that would escape him as long as he was
-kind to friends and not too fond of money. His historical
-parallel was a certain ancient Persian king,
-who, after a long and happy reign, was suffocated
-in a shower of gold.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He would be fortunate in his dealings with all
-those who had to do with medicines of any kind. It
-would always be safe for him to extend credit when
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_257'>257</span>any of the benefics were above the horizon, and at
-any time that the sun was in Aquarius, Scorpio, or
-Leo. It would be a bad time for Posey to ask for
-money, or to try to collect debts of any kind, when
-Mercury was in opposition to Mars, when the moon
-was full, or partially so, when the sun was in Virgo,
-Taurus, or Aries, or when two or more of the
-malefics were above the horizon. Persons born
-under Posey’s planet were tactful and magnetic,
-had much power over the minds of others and
-were model housewives. They were proud, dignified
-and conservative, intolerant of wrong, and well
-adapted to fill representative positions. Usually
-they had piercing intellects and triumphed in all
-things. They were at times inclined to avarice, and
-to be suspicious of others, and this must be strongly
-guarded against. There was a dark warning
-against the acquirement of too much wealth.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In his magic crystal Wattles dimly saw a figure
-that looked like Posey, but the head was that of
-some kind of a beast. It sat upon a rock with a big
-bag of gold, with which it had climbed a weary hill.
-Beyond was a shady bower among the trees, under
-which dwelt happy hours. The way was blocked by
-two black rams, that signified opposition. The figure
-could not go on, for its fair form had been
-changed by the winning of the gold.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Far beyond the bower was a wonderful city with
-brilliant domes. Its towers sparkled with ruby and
-pearl, and unto this bright city the figure could never
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_258'>258</span>go, because of its brutish aspect that betokened
-greed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles’s ruling star was Saturn, and his nativity
-was questionable. The planet’s position, with
-regard to the moon and Mars in Leo, indicated a
-Master Spirit, subject to many variations of fortune.
-The tendencies were modified by the benign
-presence of Arcturus and Venus in Aries at his
-natal hour. Two famous Roman emperors had
-almost identical nativities. Bill was studious,
-veracious, instinctively noble and imperious. He
-had an iron will, abhorred deception in others, and
-was stern and able. He would be warlike and refractory
-when Mars was in the square of Saturn.
-When his significator was in Aquarius, he would
-be liable to serious errors of judgment, and he would
-have great potency for evil. He would succeed in
-undertakings that would bring fame. Certain literary
-work, upon which he was now engaged, was
-likened to that of the ancient Jewish historian
-Josephus. At some period when Mercury and
-Venus were in opposition, and the moon was in
-Capricorn, Bill would fall to rise no more.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Venus was ascendant in Virgo when Rat Hyatt
-came into the world, but the watchful eye of Saturn
-in Leo was upon him. The benign love star was
-not allowed to monopolize his fortunes. There were
-three malefics in strategic sectors that betokened
-danger. The moon was coyly ensconced with respect
-to Venus, and thus neutralized the dire influences to
-some extent. Counterparts of Rat’s characteristics,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_259'>259</span>indicated by planetic conditions at his birth, were
-found in Richard Coeur de Lion and Marcus
-Aurelius. They evidenced one “skilful in command,
-ambitious, cautious, strenuous, obstinate,
-active, yet indolent at times, versatile, inventive,
-acute and self confident, busy in all things, terrible
-in anger, intrepid and invincible when roused, loyal
-to friends and modest, yet fond of applause.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were many dark spots in the picture,
-aspected by the moon, that were fraught with peril,
-and Hyatt must beware of the angry Saturn. Mars
-was also an interfering factor. Rat must never go
-below a certain bend in the river during a waning
-moon, or in the summer time, and must shun women
-with protruding teeth. (An obvious allusion to
-Hyatt ’s friend, Malindy Taylor, whom Wattles
-admired from afar.)</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In a vision in Wattles’s crystal, while Rat Hyatt
-was under consideration, there appeared a tall skeleton,
-with a helmet and a fiery spear. It wore a
-breast plate on which was inscribed “<em>Sent from
-God</em>.” The bony arms waved the spear, and the
-crystal was suffused with red.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The interpretation was that Hyatt would be
-wanted in the near future.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In another crystal vision, a slowly moving figure,
-with a sorrow stricken mien, and a halo above its
-head, approached a water’s edge and contemplated
-men who drew a net. When the meshes came upon
-the sand the figure stooped, took from them one of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_260'>260</span>the fish, and cast it back into the sea. A darkness
-then came upon the face of the waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles divined that this signified something in
-connection with Hyatt, and that “the fish was no
-good.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As I finished reading the horoscopes the tom cat
-Scorpio returned through the hole in the door and
-crawled under the stove with a chipmunk he had
-caught in the woods.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That crystal was at one time in India,” explained
-Wattles, as he placed the horoscopes between the
-leaves of a big book. “The Buddhists used it, and
-it was stolen by a desecrater of a temple, who fled
-to Italy. There it was used by a great astrologer
-and magician for over fifty years. From Italy it
-went to England and into the possession of the world
-renowned Zadkiel. After that it went to New York
-by inheritance. I bought it from a man in Cincinnati
-for two dollars. He did not know what it was,
-but I did, for it was fully described in some books
-I have. I believe it to be the celebrated Lady
-Blessington crystal that was exhibited in London
-before all the nobility in 1850. I will show you
-how it works.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He placed the crystal on the window ledge, and
-into a little pan, between it and the light, he poured
-some gray powder from a wide mouthed bottle. He
-lighted the powder and a pale yellow smoke
-ascended. He then covered his head and half of the
-globe with a black cloth, as one would do in focussing
-a camera. In this way all light was excluded except
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_261'>261</span>that which passed through the smoke and crystal
-into the darkened space under the cloth.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I am not expecting to see any visions now,” he
-continued, “but for all that there may be one there.”
-He was silent for some time and then asked me to
-look.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I carefully adjusted the cloth and gazed upon the
-luminous orb. Owing to the wreaths of smoke on
-the other side of the globe, there were weird filmy
-changes in the field of light. A dark indistinct form
-seemed to wander in the dim depths of the crystal.
-The movement ceased near the center.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I told Wattles what had happened, and asked him
-to interpret it, but he made no reply. I withdrew
-the cloth and found that the mysterious apparition
-had been produced by the blurred magnification of
-the silhouette of a blue bottle fly that was crawling
-about on the light side of the crystal.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles said, in a regretful, kindly tone, that the
-influences were not quite right for the visions. He
-had found by the test that I was a skeptic, and,
-when looked into by unbelievers, the crystal remained
-clouded and never “visualized.” I accepted
-the explanation humbly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now,” said he, “I want you to see my observatory.”
-He took a long marine spy glass from behind
-the books on the shelf and we ascended a
-rickety ladder to a trap door in the roof, by means
-of which we reached an enclosed platform over the
-house.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“By get’n’ up here I command a better horizon
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_262'>262</span>than I would from the ground,” he explained, as
-he adjusted the spy glass into the top of some revolving
-frame work. From the low seat near it he
-could inspect the heavens to his heart’s content.
-Through the glass I scrutinized a flock of turbulent
-crows around some tree tops beyond the river a mile
-or so away, and it appeared to be an excellent instrument
-of its kind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In this humble eyrie I could fancy Wattles communing
-with the stars on quiet nights, listening to
-their spiritual voices, gazing with apprehension upon
-the hovering malefics, and searching the immutable
-heavens for the missing orb of his horoscope.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Like the Chaldeans of old upon their lonely watch
-towers in the dawn of history, he contemplated the
-bejewelled scroll, and beheld the endless processions
-of mighty planets that, in his belief, cycled through
-infinity to fashion minute destinies on the distant
-speck of earth. The flying shuttling spheres were
-weaving the mottled fabrics of the fates of men, and,
-among them was the frail and ill-starred web of
-Wattles. After all, was he of less consideration
-than all the others who assume the creation of the
-universe to be a vast design for the final glory of
-humanity?</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We descended from the platform, and Wattles
-conducted me to his “labertory,” a small room at
-the rear of the house.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Several large kettles were scattered about, and,
-on a low platform was a large alembic. A big stove
-stood near the chimney. Stacked along the shelves
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_263'>263</span>were baskets of dried leaves, flowers and berries,
-piles of various herbs, bundles of wild cherry and
-wahoo bark, and bags of flag and snake roots.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The tom cat Scorpio had followed us and he
-sniffed suspiciously around a barrel in the corner,
-in which there were probably mouse nests.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“This is where I make them celebrated Wahoo
-Bitters,” Wattles announced proudly, as he pointed
-to a row of filled bottles on one of the shelves. “I
-got the formula from Waukena, the old Injun squaw
-that used to live up in Whippoorwill Bayou. All the
-Injuns used to take it when they got sick, but they
-didn’t ’ave such improved ways of makin’ it as I
-got. They used to drop red hot stones in with the
-things its made of, and I think that killed part o’
-the edge the bitters ought to have on ’em when
-they’re done. They didn’t know how to combine
-certain chemical diffusions and decant ’em off the
-way I do. I sell a good deal o’ them bitters around
-’ere. Posey keeps ’em at the store an’ there’s lots
-of other places where they have ’em in the stores.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We left the “labertory” and I heard the sound of
-a swift scrape along the floor. I inferred that Scorpio
-had made a seizure.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles kindly asked me to have some lunch with
-him. It was more of a “feed” than a repast. Late
-in the afternoon I finished my rather prolonged but
-interesting visit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles wanted to show me his garden, and we
-walked out into the clearing along the edge of a
-deep ravine back of the house. Some of the vegetables
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_264'>264</span>in the garden had struggled hard for
-existence.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Look at them beets!” he exclaimed ruefully.
-“I planted ’em under exactly proper lunar aspects
-and I ain’t got a damn beet in the patch.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He promised to leave my horoscope at Posey’s
-store in about a week. I thanked him for his many
-courtesies and departed. I noticed that he did not
-invite me to make him another visit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It happened that nearly six months elapsed before
-I was in that part of the country again. I inquired
-at the store for my horoscope and found that it had
-been left according to agreement. It was a thrilling
-document and I found much amusement in it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I had a chat with Posey out on the platform, and
-he told me that my astrological friend had got into
-all kinds of trouble.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That feller was a pippin,” he declared; “the
-slickest that ever lived around ’ere, an’ we’ve had
-some pretty good ones. He was foregathered by the
-officers for makin’ queer half dollars up to his place
-an’ the devil was to pay. The coins was finished up
-so fine you c’d hardly tell ’em. He shipped ’em out
-with the herbs ’e sent to some feller away off, an’
-it was a long time before they traced ’em. He had
-a little furnace in the cellar under ’is house that ’e
-went down into through a trap door in the floor, an’
-they was a tunnel from the cellar out to the side
-of the ravine back of the house that ’e’d dug to git
-away by if anybody ever come after ’im.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_264_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>The Sheriff</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_265'>265</span>“That Wahoo Bitters fluid ’e made was hot stuff.
-It was about three-quarters bad alcohol. You c’d
-take three er four fair sized doses an’ you’d want
-to go out an’ throw stones at yer folks. Ev’rybody
-was buyin’ it. Old Swan Peterson took it reg’lar
-an’ half the time ’e didn’t know ’is name. I used
-to leave Bill in charge o’ the store when I went off
-duck shoot’n. He slep’ upstairs, an’ would always
-’ave a spell o’ sickness while I was away, an’ ’e’d
-come down in the night an’ drink up the stock. He’d
-git a skinfull an’ sometimes he’d stay corned three
-days. They wasn’t no money in that an’ I had to
-quit carryin’ it. All the owls in the woods up and
-down the river hoot ‘Wahoo-Wahoo’ an’ that always
-advertised ’is dope, but I guess ’e made more money
-in ’is little furnace than ’e did out o’ Wahoo.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Them dizzy dreams ’e wrote about us fellers
-made me think ’e was looney fer awhile, an’ that the
-moon ’ad addled ’im when ’e was roostin’ up among
-them sticks on top of ’is coop at night, but you bet
-there wasn’t nuth’n looney about ’im. He had a
-wise head, all except git’n away with it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey’s story was rather lengthy and involved,
-but it seemed that a quiet and thorough investigation
-of the affairs of the versatile Wattles had been made
-by a government detective. His place was visited
-one day during his absence. The small furnace,
-some moulds, and other counterfeiter’s paraphernalia
-were discovered, and several hundred excellent
-imitations of Uncle Sam’s legal tender and Pullman
-porter tips were found hidden under rubbish that
-concealed the entrance to the underground exit from
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_266'>266</span>the cellar. The opening in the ravine was well protected
-from observation by vegetation.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Two secret service men, accompanied by the
-sheriff, had come quietly up the river in a boat late
-one night. One of the party stole up the path along
-the bayou, one approached through the ravine, and
-the other remained with the boat at the entrance
-to the bayou.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles heard suspicious sounds and his lights
-went out. He crept noiselessly through his secret
-exit, and at its end he saw the missing evil star
-of his horoscope. It was on the vest of the officer
-who awaited him at the mouth of the tunnel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With the three malefics who came in the boat, poor
-Wattles, ever a child of misfortune, and the accursed
-of the heavenly spheres, went forth to meet
-the vengeance of the law, and the scarred tom cat
-Scorpio was alone with the visions in the crystal.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id002'>
-<img src='images/i_theend.jpg' alt='THE END' class='ig001' />
-</div>
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-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div>TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES</div>
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-</div>
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- <li>P. <a href='#t232'>232</a>, changed “<span lang="la" xml:lang="la">Sic Semper</span> Tyranus” to “<span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Sic Semper Tyrannis</span>”.
-
- </li>
- <li>Silently corrected typographical errors and variations in spelling.
-
- </li>
- <li>Anachronistic, non-standard, and uncertain spellings retained as printed.
- </li>
- </ol>
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