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- TALES OF
- A VANISHING RIVER
-
-
-
-
- BY THE SAME AUTHOR
-
- SKETCHES IN DUNELAND
- THE DUNE COUNTRY
- THE VOICES OF THE DUNES
- ETCHING: A PRACTICAL TREATISE
-
-[Illustration:
-
- (_See Page 15_)
-
- A KANKAKEE BAYOU
-]
-
-
-
-
- _Tales of A Vanishing River_
-
-
- _by_
-
- EARL H. REED
-
- _Author of_
-
- “The Dune Country”
- “Sketches in Duneland”
- etc.
-
-
- _Illustrated by the Author_
-
-
- NEW YORK ~ JOHN LANE COMPANY
- LONDON ~ JOHN LANE. THE BODLEY HEAD
- MCMXX
-
-
-
-
- COPYRIGHT, 1920,
- BY JOHN LANE COMPANY
-
-
- Press of
- J. J. Little & Ives Company
- New York, U. S. A.
-
-
-
-
- _To_
-
- MY FRIEND
-
- H. W. J.
-
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
-
-
-
- FOREWORD
-
-
-The background of this collection of sketches and stories is the country
-through which flowed one of the most interesting of our western rivers
-before its destruction as a natural waterway.
-
-This book is not a history. It is intended as an interpretation of the
-life along the river that the author has come in contact with during
-many years of familiarity with the region. Names of places and
-characters have been changed for the reason that, while effort has been
-made to adhere to artistic truth, literary liberties have been taken
-with facts when they have not seemed essential to the story.
-
- E. H. R.
-
-
-
-
- CONTENTS
-
-
- CHAPTER PAGE
- I THE VANISHING RIVER 15
-
- II THE SILVER ARROW 31
-
- III THE BRASS BOUND BOX 47
-
- IV THE “WETHER BOOK” OF BUCK GRANGER’S GRANDFATHER 65
-
- V TIPTON POSEY’S STORE 105
-
- VI MUSKRAT HYATT’S REDEMPTION 135
-
- VII THE TURKEY CLUB 165
-
- VIII THE PREDICAMENTS OF COLONEL PEETS 207
-
- IX HIS UNLUCKY STAR 245
-
-
-
-
- ILLUSTRATIONS
-
-
- A KANKAKEE BAYOU _Frontispiece_
-
- WAUKENA _Facing Page_ 32
-
- FAMILIAR HAUNTS 48
-
- THE OLD LOG HOUSE 66
-
- TIPTON POSEY 106
-
- “PUCKERBRUSH BILL” 120
-
- SWAN PETERSON 122
-
- DICK SHAKES 130
-
- “MUSKRAT” HYATT 136
-
- THE REVEREND DANIEL BUTTERS 148
-
- “BILL” STILES 166
-
- COLONEL JASPER M. PEETS 208
-
- MISS ANASTASIA SIMPSON 218
-
- THE SHERIFF 264
-
-
-
-
- I
- THE VANISHING RIVER
-
-
-Somewhere in a large swampland, about fifty miles east of the southern
-end of Lake Michigan, the early French explorers found the beginning of
-the river.
-
-A thread-like current crept through a maze of oozy depressions,
-quagmires, seeping bogs and little pools, among patches of sodden brush,
-alders and rank grass. With many intricate windings, the vagrant waters,
-swollen by numberless springs and rivulets, emerged from the tangled
-morass, became a living stream, and began its long and tortuous journey
-toward the southwest, finally to be lost in the immensity of unknown
-floods beyond.
-
-The explorers called the stream the Theakiki. In the changing
-nomenclature of succeeding years it became the Kankakee. It was the main
-confluent of the Illinois, and one of the first highways of the white
-man to the Mississippi.
-
-The crude topographic charts of the early voyagers on the river
-naturally differ much in detail and accuracy, but, in comparing them
-with our modern maps, we wonder at their keen observation and the
-painstaking use of their limited facilities.
-
-The annals of their journeys are replete with description, legend,
-romance, disheartening hardship, and unremitting battle at the barriers
-of nature against her would-be conquerors.
-
-The name of LaSalle, that resplendent figure in the exploration of the
-west, will be forever associated with the Kankakee. There are few pages
-of historic lore more absorbing and thrilling to the admirer of
-unflinching fortitude and dauntless heroism than the dramatic story of
-this knight errant of France, and his intrepid followers. Among the
-woods and waters, and on the desolate frozen wastes of a strange land,
-they found paths that led to imperishable renown. They were
-_avant-coureurs_ of a new force that was to transform a wilderness into
-an empire, but an empire far different from that of their hopes and
-dreams.
-
-LaSalle’s little band had ascended the St. Joseph, and had portaged
-their belongings from one of its bends about five miles away. They
-launched their canoes on the narrow tide of the Theakiki and descended
-the river to the Illinois. The incentives of the expedition were to
-expand the dominions of Louis the XIV, to extend the pale of the cross,
-and to find new fountains that would pour forth gold.
-
-For gold and power man has scarred the earth he lives upon and
-annihilated its creatures since the dawn of recorded time, and for gold
-and power will he struggle to the end, whatever and wherever the end may
-be, for somewhere in the scheme of creation it is so written. The
-moralist may find the story on the Vanishing River, as he may find it
-everywhere else in the world, in his study of the fabric of the foibles
-and passions of his kind.
-
-The old narratives mention a camp of Miami Indians, visible near the
-source of the river, at the time of LaSalle’s embarkation. We may
-imagine that curious beady eyes peered from the clustered wigwams in the
-distance upon the newcomers, the wondering aborigines little knowing
-that a serpent had entered their Eden, and thenceforth their race was to
-look only upon a setting sun.
-
-The river flowed through a mystic land. With magnificent sweeps and
-bends it wound out on open fertile areas and into dense virgin forests,
-doubling to and fro in its course, widening into broad lakes, and moving
-on to vast labyrinths of dank grass, rushes, lily pads, trembling bogs
-and impenetrable brush tangles. The main channel often lost itself in
-the side currents and in mazes of rank vegetation. Here and there were
-little still tarns and open pools that reflected the wandering clouds by
-day and the changing moons at night.
-
-There were great stretches of marshy wastes and flooded lowlands, where
-millions upon millions of water fowl found welcome retreats and never
-failing food. During the migrating seasons in the spring and fall, vast
-flocks of ducks were patterned against the clouds. They swooped down in
-endless hordes. Turbulent calls and loud trumpetings heralded the coming
-of serried legions of geese, swans and brant, as they broke their ranks,
-settled on to the hospitable waters and floated in gentle contentment.
-
-The wild rice fields were inexhaustible granaries, and intrusion into
-them was followed by hurried beating of hidden wings. A disturbance of a
-few birds would start a slowly increasing alarm; soon the sky would be
-darkened by the countless flocks swarming out of miles of grasses, and
-the air would be filled with the roar of fleeing pinions. Gradually they
-would return to enjoy their wonted tranquility.
-
-The feathered myriads came and went with the transient seasons, but
-great numbers remained and nested on the bogs among the rushes, and on
-the little oak shaded islands in the swamps.
-
-Coots, grebes, rails, and bitterns haunted the pools and runways among
-the thick sedges. Sudden awkward flights out of concealed coverts often
-startled the quiet wayfarer on the currents and ponds of the swamps. The
-solitary loon’s weird calls echoed from distant open waters.
-
-Swarms of blackbirds rose out of the reeds and rice, and, after
-vicarious circlings, disappeared into other grassy retreats, enlivening
-the solitudes with their busy clamor.
-
-In the summer and autumn the flowers of the wet places bloomed in
-luxuriant profusion. Limitless acres of pond lilies opened their chaste
-petals in the slumberous airs. Harmonies of brilliant color bedecked the
-russet robes of autumn, and far over the broad fenlands yellow and
-vermillion banners waved in the soft winds of early fall.
-
-In these wild marshlands was the kingdom of the muskrat. The little
-villages and isolated domiciles—built of roots and rushes, and plastered
-with mud—protruded above the surface over the wide expanses, and were
-concealed in cleared spaces in the high, thick grasses. The pelts of
-these prolific and industrious little animals were speedily converted
-into wealth in after years.
-
-The otter and the mink hunted their prey on the marshes and in the dank
-labyrinths of brush and wood debris along the main stream. Beavers
-thrived on the tributary waters, where these patient and skilful
-engineers built their dams and established their towns with the sagacity
-and foresight of their kind.
-
-On still sunshiny days the tribes of the turtles emerged from their miry
-retreats and basked in phlegmatic immobility on the sodden logs and
-decayed fallen timber that littered the course of the current through
-the deep woodlands. The muddy fraternity would often seem to cover every
-low protruding object that could sustain them. At the passing of a boat
-the gray masses would awake and tumble with loud splashings into the
-depths.
-
-The fish common to our western streams and lakes were prolific in the
-river. Aged men sit in hickory rocking chairs and enliven the mythology
-of their winter firesides with tales of mighty catfish, bass, pike and
-pickerel that once swam in the clear waters and fell victims to their
-lures.
-
-The finny world has not only supplied man with invaluable food, but has
-been a beneficent stimulant to his imaginative faculties.
-
-The choruses of the bull frogs in the marshes and bayous at night are
-among the joys unforgettable to those who have listened to these
-concerts out on the moonlit stretches among the lily pads and bending
-rushes. The corpulent gossips in the hidden places sent forth medleys of
-resonant sound that resembled deep tones of bass viols. They mingled
-with the rippling lighter notes of the smaller frog folk, and all
-blended into lyrics of nocturnal harmonies that lulled the senses and
-attuned the heart strings to the Voices of the Little Things.
-
-Colonies of blue herons nested among the sycamores and elms in the
-overflowed bottom lands bordering on the river. A well known
-ornithologist has justly called this stately bird “the symbol of the
-wild.” Visits to the populous heronries were events long to be
-remembered by lovers of bird life. Sometimes eight or ten of the rudely
-constructed nests would occupy one tree, and within an area of perhaps
-twenty acres, hundreds of gawky offspring would come forth in April to
-be fed and guarded by the powerful bills of the older birds.
-
-These nesting retreats were often accessible from the river, and a canoe
-floating into the placid and secluded precincts roused instant protest
-from the ghostly forms perched about on the limbs. The great birds would
-circle out over the trees with hoarse cries, but if the intruder became
-motionless they would soon return and resume their family cares.
-
-The perfect reflections in the clear still waters, with the inverted
-tracery of the tree tops against the skies below, decorated with the
-statuesque figures of the herons, pictured dreamlands that seemed of
-another world, and tempted errant fancy into remote paths.
-
-The passenger pigeons came in multitudes to the river country in the
-fall and settled into the woods, where the ripe acorns afforded abundant
-food. The old inhabitants tell wondrous tales of their migrations, when
-the innumerable flocks obscured the clouds and the sound of the passing
-of the gray hosts was that of a moaning wind. The gregariousness of
-these birds was their ruin. They congregated on the dead trees in such
-numbers as to often break the smaller limbs. Owls, hawks, and
-four-footed night marauders feasted voraciously upon them. They were
-easy victims for the nets and guns of the pot hunters and the blind
-destructiveness of man wherever nature has been prodigal of her gifts.
-For years these beautiful creatures have been extinct, but the lesson of
-their going is only now beginning to be heeded.
-
-The black companies of the crows kept watch and ward over the forests
-and winding waters. Their noisy parliaments were in constant session,
-and few vistas through the woods, or out over the open landscapes, were
-without the accents of their moving forms against the sky.
-
-Among the many feathered species there are none that appear to take
-themselves more seriously. They are ubiquitous and most curious as to
-everything that exists or happens within the spheres of their
-activities, and are so much a part of our great out of doors that we
-would miss them sadly if they were gone.
-
-Wild turkeys and partridges were plentiful in the woods and underbrush.
-Eagles soared in majestic flight over the country and dropped to the
-waters and into the forests upon their furtive prey.
-
-In the spring the woodlands were filled with melodious choirs of the
-smaller birds. Their enemies were few and they thrived in their happy
-homes.
-
-Deer were once abundant. Elk horns have been found, and there are
-disputed records of straggling herds of buffalo. Panther tracks were
-sometimes seen, and the black bear—that interesting vagabond of the
-woods—was a faithful visitor to the wild bee trees. Wolves roved through
-the timber. Wild cats, foxes, woodchucks, raccoons, and hundreds of
-smaller animals, dwelt in the great forests.
-
-In this happy land lived the Miami and Pottowattomie Indians. Their
-little villages of bark wigwams and tepees of dried skins were scattered
-along the small streams, the borders of the river, and on the many
-islands that divided its course.
-
-They sat in spiritual darkness on the verdant banks until the white man
-came to change their gods and superstitions, but the region teemed with
-fish, game and wild fruits, and, with their limited wants, they enjoyed
-the average contentment of humankind. Whether or not their moral well
-being improved or deteriorated under the teachings and influence of the
-Franciscan and Jesuit fathers and the protestant missionaries, is a
-question for the casuists, but the ways of the white man withered and
-swept them away. Unable to hold what they could not defend, they were
-despoiled of their heritage and exiled to other climes.
-
-Their little cemeteries are still found, where the buried skeletons
-grimly await the Great Solution, amid the curious decayed trappings of a
-past age that were interred for the use of the dead in mystical happy
-hunting grounds. Their problem, like ours, remains as profound as their
-sleep. Occasionally curious delvers into Indian history have unearthed
-grisly skulls, covered with mould, and fragments of bones in these
-silent places.
-
-Many thousands of stone weapons, flint arrowheads, implements of the red
-men’s simple agriculture, and utensils of their rude housekeeping, have
-been found in the soil of the land where once their lodges tapered into
-the green foliage.
-
-Traces remain of the trails that connected the villages and threaded the
-country in every direction.
-
-The relations between the first settlers and the Indians seem to have
-been harmonious, but friction of interests developed with the continued
-influx of the whites, until the primitive law of “might makes right” was
-applied to the coveted lands. Sculptured monuments have now been erected
-to the red chieftains by the descendants of those who robbed them—empty
-and belated recognition of their equities.
-
-Many hunters and trappers came into the wild country, lured by the
-abundant game and fur. The beavers and muskrats provided the greater
-part of the spoil of the trappers.
-
-Gradually the pioneer farmers began clearing tracts in the forests,
-where they found a soil of exuberant fertility.
-
-With improved methods and firearms the annihilation of the wild life
-commenced. Many hundreds of tons of scattered leaden shot lie buried in
-unknown miry depths, that streamed into the skies at the passing flocks.
-The modern breech loader worked devastating havoc. The water fowl
-dwindled rapidly in numbers with the onward years, for the fame of the
-region as a sportsman’s paradise was nation wide.
-
-The inroads of the trappers on the fur bearing animals practically
-exterminated all but the prolific and obstinate muskrat, destined to be
-one of the last survivors.
-
-In later years the trappers lived in little shacks, “wickyups” and log
-cabins on the bayous, near the edges of the marshes, and on the banks of
-the tributary streams. Many of them were strange odd characters. The
-almost continual solitude of their lives developed their baser
-instincts, without teaching the arts of their concealment possessed by
-those who have social and educational advantages.
-
-With the increasing markets for wild game they became pot hunters and
-sold great quantities of ducks and other slaughtered birds.
-
-The rude habitations were often enlarged or rebuilt to accommodate
-visiting duck shooters and fishermen, for whom they acted as guides and
-hosts. They began to mingle in the life of the little towns, and
-occasional isolated cross road stores, that came into being at long
-distances apart, where they went to dispose of their pelts and game.
-
-Queerly clad, long haired and much bewhiskered, they were picturesque
-figures, standing in their sharp pointed canoes, which they propelled
-with long handled paddles that served as push poles in shallow water.
-Dogs that were trained retrievers and devoted companions, often occupied
-the bows of the little boats. In the middle of the craft were piled
-wooden decoys, dead birds, muskrats or steel traps, when they journeyed
-to and from the marshes, where they appeared in all weathers and seasons
-except midsummer. During the hot months they usually loafed in somnolent
-idleness at the stores, puttered about their shacks, or did odd jobs on
-the farms.
-
-There are tales of lawlessness in the country characteristic of the raw
-edges of civilization in a sparsely settled region. Horse stealing
-appears to have been a favorite industry of evil doers, and timber
-thieves were numerous. In the absence of convenient jails and courts the
-law of the wild was administered without mercy to these and other
-miscreants when they were caught.
-
-Moonshiners, whose interests did not conflict with local public
-sentiment, were seldom interfered with. The infrequent investigations of
-emissaries of the government met with little sympathy except when they
-were looking for counterfeiters.
-
-The Kankakee of old has gone, for the lands over which it spread became
-valuable. A mighty ditch has been excavated, extending almost its entire
-course, to deepen and straighten its channel, and to drain away its
-marshes. The altered line of the stream left many of the rude homes of
-the old trappers far inland. Their occupations have ceased and they sit
-in melancholy silence and brood upon the past. For them the book is
-closed. They falter at the threshold of a new era in which nature has
-not fitted them to live.
-
-Ugly steam dredges, with ponderous iron jaws, came upon the river. Hoary
-patriarchs of the forest were felled. Ancient roots and green banks,
-mantled with vines, were ruthlessly blasted away. The dredge scoops
-delved into mossy retreats. Secret dens and runways were opened to the
-glaring light and there were many rustlings of furtive feet and wings
-through the invaded grasses.
-
-The limpid waters reflected Mammon’s sinister form. The despoiler tore
-relentlessly through ferny aisles in the green embowered woods and
-across the swamps and flowery fens. The glittering lakes, the meandering
-loops and bends disappeared, and the fecund marshlands yielded their
-life currents. The thousand night voices on their moon flooded stretches
-were stilled. The wild life fled. Wondering flocks in the skies looked
-down on the strange scene, changed their courses and winged on.
-
-The passing of the river leaves its memories of musical ripplings over
-pebbly shoals, murmurous runes among the fallen timber, tremulous moon
-paths over darkened waters, the twinkling of wispy hosts of fireflies in
-dreamy dusks, blended perfumes of still forests, heron haunted bayous,
-enchanting islands, with their profusion of wild grapes and plums, and
-the glories of afterglows beyond the vast marshes.
-
-The currents that once widened in silvery magnificence to their natural
-barriers, and wandered peacefully among the mysteries of the woods, now
-flow madly on through a man-wrought channel. In sorrow the gloomy waters
-flee with writhing swirls from the land where once they crept out over
-the low areas and rested on their ways to the sea. In the moaning of the
-homeless tide we may hear the requiem of the river.
-
-Fields of corn and wheat stretch over the reclaimed acres, for the
-utilitarian has triumphed over beauty and nature’s providence for her
-wild creatures. The destruction of one of the most valuable bird refuges
-on the continent has almost been completed, for the sake of immediate
-wealth. The realization of this great economic wrong must be left to
-future generations. The ugly dredges are finishing the desecration on
-the lower reaches of the stream.
-
-The Vanishing River moves on through a twilight of ignorance and error,
-for the sacrifice of our bird life and our regions of natural beauty is
-the sacrifice of precious material and spiritual gifts.
-
-In the darkness of still nights pale phantom currents may creep into the
-denuded winding channels, guided by the unseen Power that directs the
-waters, and fade into the dim mists before the dawn.
-
-Under the brooding care of the Great Spirit for the departed children,
-ghostly war plumes may flutter softly among the leaves and tassels of
-the corn that wave over the Red Man’s lost domain, when the autumn winds
-whisper in the star-lit fields, for the land is peopled with shadows,
-and has passed into the realm of legend, romance and fancy.
-
-
-
-
- II
- THE SILVER ARROW
-
-
-The story of the arrow was slowly unravelled from the tangled thread of
-interrupted narrative related to us by old Waukena. She sat in her
-little log hut among the tall poplars and birches, beyond the farther
-end of Whippoorwill Bayou, and talked of the arrow during our visits,
-but never in a way that enabled us to connect the scattered fragments of
-the tale into proper sequence until we had heard various parts of it
-many times.
-
-She was a remnant of the Pottowattomies. She did not know when she was
-born, but, from her knowledge of events that happened in her lifetime,
-the approximate dates of which we knew, she must have been over ninety.
-
-Her solitary life and habitual silence had developed a taciturnity that
-steals upon those who dwell in the stillness of the forest. There was a
-far away look in the old eyes, and a tinge of bitterness in her low
-voice, as she talked sadly in her broken English, of the days that were
-gone.
-
-She cherished the traditions of her people, and their sorrows lingered
-in her heart. Like shriveled leaves clinging to withered boughs, her
-memories seemed to rustle faintly when a new breath of interest touched
-them, and from among these rustlings we culled the arrow’s story.
-
-The little cabin was very old. Its furnishings were in keeping with its
-occupant and sufficient for her simple needs. There was a rough stone
-fireplace at one end of the single room. A flat projecting boulder on
-one side of its interior provided a shelf for the few cooking utensils.
-They were hung on a rickety iron swinging arm over the wood fire when in
-use. A much worn turkey wing, with charred edges, lay near the hearth,
-with which the scattered ashes were dusted back into the fireplace. A
-bedstead, constructed of birch saplings, occupied the other end of the
-room. Several coon and fox skins, neatly sewed together, and a couple of
-gray blankets, laid over some rush mats, completed the sleeping
-arrangements. With the exception of a few bunches of bright hued
-feathers, stuck about in various chinks, the rough walls were bare of
-ornament.
-
-The other furniture consisted of a couple of low stools, a heavy rocking
-chair and a small pine table. A kerosene lantern and some candles
-illumined the squalid interior at night.
-
-In an open space near the cabin was a small patch of cultivated ground
-that produced a few vegetables. Sunflowers and hollyhocks grew along its
-edge and gave a touch of color to the surroundings.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- WAUKENA
-]
-
-The old settlers and their families, who lived in the river country,
-provided Waukena with most of her food supplies and the few other
-comforts that were necessary to her lonely existence.
-
-Many times I studied the rugged old face in the fire light. Among the
-melancholy lines there lurked a certain grimness and lofty reserve.
-There was no humility in the modelling of the determined mouth and chin.
-The features were those of a mother of warriors. The blood of heroes,
-unknown and forgotten, was in her veins, and the savage fatalism of
-centuries slumbered in the placid dark eyes. It was the calmed face of
-one who had defied vicissitude, and who, with head unbowed, would meet
-finality.
-
-My friend the historian had known her many years, and had made copious
-notes of her childhood recollections of the enforced departure of her
-tribe from the river country. She and several others had taken refuge in
-a swamp until the soldiers had gone. They then made their way north and
-dwelt for a few years near the St. Joseph, where a favored portion of
-the tribe was allowed to retain land, but finally returned to their old
-haunts.
-
-When she was quite young her mother gave her the headless arrow, which
-she took from one of the recesses in the log wall and showed to us. It
-was a slender shaft of hickory, perfectly straight, and fragments of the
-dyed feathers that once ornamented it still adhered to its delicately
-notched base. At the other end were frayed remnants of animal fiber that
-had once held the point in place. There were dark stains along the shaft
-that had survived the years. The old squaw held it tenderly in her hands
-as she talked of it, and always replaced it carefully in the narrow
-niche when the subject was changed.
-
-Nearly a hundred years ago the shaft was fashioned by an old arrowmaker
-up the river for Little Turtle, a young hunter, who hoped to kill a
-particular bald eagle with it. For a long time the bird had soared with
-unconquered wings over the river country, and seemed to bear a charmed
-life. It had successfully eluded him for nearly a year, but finally fell
-when the twang of Little Turtle’s bow sent the new weapon into his
-breast, as he sat unsuspectingly on a limb of a dead tree that bent over
-the river.
-
-The victor proudly bore his trophy to his bark canoe and paddled down
-the stream to Whippoorwill Bayou. He pulled the little craft up into the
-underbrush at twilight, and sat quietly on the bank until the full moon
-came out from among the trees.
-
-On the other side of the bayou were heavy masses of wild grape vines
-that had climbed over some dead trees and undergrowth. Through a strange
-freak of nature the convoluted piles had resolved themselves into
-grotesque shapes that, in the magic sheen of the moonlight, suggested
-the head and shoulders of a gigantic human figure, with long locks and
-overhanging brows, standing at the edge of the forest. The lusty growth
-had crept over the lower trees in such a way that the distribution of
-the shadows completed the illusion. An unkempt old man seemed to stand
-wearily, with masses of the tangled verdure heaped over his extended
-hands. It was only when the moon was near the horizon that the lights
-and shadows produced the strange apparition. The weird figure,
-sculptured by the sorcery of the pale beams, was called “The Father of
-the Vines” by the red men, and he was believed to have an occult
-influence over the living things that dwelt in the forests along the
-river.
-
-Under one of the burdened hands was a dark grotto that led back into the
-mysteries of the woods, and from it came the low cry of a whippoorwill.
-Little Turtle instantly rose, dragged out the concealed canoe, paddled
-silently over the moonlit water, and entered the grotto. A shadowy
-figure had glided out to meet him, for the whippoorwill call was
-Nebowie’s signal to her lover.
-
-For months the grotto had been their trysting place. Rose winged hours
-were spent there, and the great hands seemed to be held in benediction,
-as the world old story was told within the hidden recesses.
-
-Nebowie’s father, Moose Jaw, a scarred old warrior and hunter, had told
-White Wolf that his dark-eyed willowy daughter should go to his wigwam
-when the wild geese again crossed the sky, and White Wolf was anxiously
-counting the days that lay between him and the fruition of his hopes.
-
-He was a tall, low browed, villainous looking savage. He had once saved
-Moose Jaw from an untimely death. The old Indian was crossing a frozen
-marsh one winter morning, with a deer on his shoulders, and broke
-through the ice. White Wolf happened to see him and effected his rescue.
-He had long gazed from afar on the light in Moose Jaw’s wigwam, but
-Nebowie’s eyes were downcast when he came. He lived down the river, and
-the people of his village seldom came up as far as Whippoorwill Bayou.
-
-His persistent visits, encouraged by the grateful old Indian, and
-frowned upon by the flower he sought, gradually became less frequent,
-and finally ceased, when he learned the secret of Nebowie and Little
-Turtle, after stealthily haunting the neighborhood of the bayou for
-several weeks.
-
-An evil light came into White Wolf’s sinister eyes, and the fires of
-blood lust kindled in his breast. He went on the path of vengeance. The
-savage and the esthete are alike when the coveted male or female of
-their kind is taken by another. He was too crafty to wage open warfare
-and resolved to eliminate his rival in some way that would not arouse
-suspicion and resentment when he again sought Nebowie’s smiles.
-
-Old Moose Jaw smoked many pipes, and meditated philosophically over his
-daughter’s obstinate disregard of the compact with White Wolf. Nebowie’s
-mother had been dead several years, and the old Indian was easily
-reconciled to what appeared to be his daughter’s resolution to remain
-with him, for the little bark wigwam would be lonely without her. She
-went cheerfully about her various tasks, and never mentioned Little
-Turtle, until one day they came together and told him their story. As
-nothing had been seen of White Wolf for a long time, the old man assumed
-that his ardor had cooled, and finally consented to the building of the
-new Wigwam on the bayou bank near the Father of the Vines, where Nebowie
-would still be near him. He had no objections to Little Turtle and hoped
-that the obligation to White Wolf could be discharged in some other way.
-
-He rejoiced when the small black eyes of a papoose blinked at him when
-he visited the new wigwam one afternoon during the following summer. He
-spent much time with the little wild thing on his knee when she was old
-enough to be handled by anybody but her mother. He would sit for hours,
-gently swinging the birch bark cradle that hung from a low bough near
-the bank, for he was no longer able to hunt or fish, and took no part in
-the activities of the men of the village. Little Turtle’s prowess amply
-supplied both wigwams with food and raiment, and there was no need for
-further exertion.
-
-White Wolf had apparently recovered from his infatuation. He
-occasionally came up the river, but his connection with the affairs of
-the community, whose little habitations were widely scattered through
-the woods beyond the bayou, was considered a thing of the past.
-
-Little Turtle was highly esteemed by the men of his village, and two
-years after his marriage he was made its chief.
-
-The following spring delegations from the various villages along the
-river departed for a general powwow of the tribe, near the mouth of the
-St. Joseph, in the country of the dunes, about eighty miles away. Little
-Turtle and White Wolf went with them. Time had nurtured the demon in the
-heart of the baffled suitor, but there were no indications of enmity
-during the trip. The party broke up on its way home and took different
-trails. Little Turtle never returned.
-
-Nebowie pined in anguish for the home coming, and White Wolf waited for
-her sorrow to pass. She spent months of misery, and finally carried her
-aching heart to the “Black Robe,” who ministered to the spiritual needs
-of her people, after the formula of his sect, in the little mission
-house up the river. He was a kindly counselor and listened with sympathy
-to her story.
-
-He belonged to that hardy and zealous band of ecclesiastics who had come
-into the land of another race to build new altars, and to teach what
-they believed to be the ways to redemption. He told Nebowie to take her
-sorrow to the white man’s deity and gave her a small silver crucifix as
-a token that would bring divine consolation and peace. Forms of penance
-and supplication were prescribed, and she was sent away with the
-blessing of the devout priest.
-
-Nebowie carried her cross and, during the still hours in the little
-wigwam, she held it to her anguished breast. The months brought no
-surcease. In the quiet ministry of the woods there crept into her heart
-a belief that the magic of the Black Robe’s God was futile.
-
-The inevitable atavism came and she departed into the silences. For a
-long time her whereabouts were unknown. During the bitter months her
-intuitive mind worked out the problem. Something that she found in the
-wilderness had solved the mystery of her loved one’s disappearance, and,
-when she returned, she hammered her silver crucifix into an arrow head,
-bound it with deer sinew to the hickory shaft of the arrow with which
-Little Turtle had killed the bald eagle, and meditated upon the hour of
-her revenge. White Wolf was doomed, and his executioner patiently bided
-the time for action.
-
-He renewed his visits and condoled with the sad old man, but made no
-progress with Nebowie, although she sometimes seemed to encourage his
-advances.
-
-One evening in the early fall he returned from a hunting trip over the
-marshes. He followed one of the small trails that skirted the woods near
-his village. A shadowy form moved silently among the trees. There was a
-low whir, and something sped through the dusk.
-
-When they found White Wolf in the morning the hair on one side of his
-head was matted with blood, and a small hole led into his stilled brain,
-but there was no clue to the motive or to the author of the tragedy. He
-was duly mourned and buried after the manner of his fathers. His taking
-off was numbered among the enigmas of the past, and was soon forgotten.
-
-Nebowie continued her home life with her father and her little one, but
-tranquility was in her face. She felt within her the glow that
-retribution brings to the savage heart—whether it be red or white. A
-recompense had come to her tortured soul that softened the after years.
-The silver of the arrow point had achieved a mission that had failed
-when it bore the form of a cross.
-
-
-During our exploration of the sites of the old Indian villages in the
-river country, we discovered a large pasture that had never been
-ploughed. Traces of two well worn trails led through it, and, on a
-little knoll near the center of the field, we found what appeared to be
-burial mounds.
-
-We were reluctant to desecrate the hallowed spot, but finally yielded to
-the temptation to open one of them. We unearthed two skeletons. They
-were both in a sitting position. I picked up one of the skulls and
-curiously examined it. Something rattled within the uncanny relic and
-dropped to the grass. The small object proved to be a silver arrowhead,
-and Waukena’s story came home to us with startling reality. We replaced
-the bones and reshaped the mound as best we could, but carried with us
-the mouldy skull and its carefully wrought messenger of death.
-
-Nearly all of the Indians in the river country were buried in a sitting
-position. The grim skeletons of the vanished race belong to the world
-that is under ground. In countless huddled hordes, they sit in the gloom
-of the fragrant earth, with hands outstretched, as if in mute appeal,
-and wait through the years for whatever gods may come.
-
-In the darkness that may be eternal, the disputations of theologians do
-not disturb the gathering mould. The multitudinous forms of reward and
-punishment, that play in empty pageantry upon the hopes and fears of
-those who walk the green earth, touch not the myriads in its bosom.
-
-The self appointed, who bear the lights of man born dogma, and the
-blessings and curses of imaginary deities, into the paths of the
-unknowable, grope as blindly among pagan bones as through cathedral
-aisles.
-
-That evening we rowed up the river to carry our story to Waukena. She
-held the mouldy skull in her lap for a long time and regarded it with
-deep interest. Sealed fountains within her aged heart seemed to well
-anew, for there were tears in her eyes when she raised them toward us.
-
-Waukena was the little girl that played around the stricken wigwam on
-the bayou, and she had treasured the stained shaft as a heritage from
-those she had loved. To her it was a sacred thing. The life currents it
-had changed had passed on, but they seemed to meet again as the gray
-haired woman sat before her flickering fire, with the mute toys of the
-fateful drama about her. We left her alone with her musings.
-
-When we came one evening, a week later, the door was open, but the ashes
-on the hearth were cold. On the rough table lay the mouldy skull, that
-was once the home of relentless passion, and near it, before its eyeless
-caverns, was the blood stained shaft, with the silver point neatly
-fitted back into its place.
-
-Waukena may have stolen away through the solitudes of the dim forest,
-and yielded her tired heart unto the gods of her people, for she was
-never again seen in the river country. Her chastened soul may still
-wander in the shadowy vistas of the winter woods, when the sun sinks in
-aureoles of crimson beyond the lacery of the tall trees—that stand still
-and ghostly—their slender boles tinged with hues of red, like the lost
-arrow shafts of those who are gone.
-
-Sadly and thoughtfully we walked down the old trail that bordered the
-bayou. We sat for a long time on the moss covered bank and talked of the
-arrow and the destinies it had touched. The pearly disk of the full moon
-hung in the eastern sky. A faint mist veiled the surface of the softly
-lisping water. An owl swept low over the bayou into the gloom of the
-forest. The pond lilies had closed their chalices and sealed their
-fragrance for another day. Hosts of tiny wings were moving among the
-sedges. Fireflies gemmed the dark places and vanished, as human lives
-come out of the void, waver with transient glow, and are gone.
-
-There was a tender eloquence and witchery in the gentle murmurings of
-the night. Mystic voices were in the woods. Beyond the other shore the
-hoary form of the Father of the Vines seemed transfigured with a holy
-light. From somewhere in the gloom of the grotto came the plaintive
-notes of a whippoorwill.
-
-As one crying in the wilderness, Nebowie’s spirit was calling for her
-lost lover from among the embowered labyrinths.
-
-In the twilights of drowsy summers, the wild cadence still enchants the
-bayou. The moon still rides through the highways of the star strewn
-skies, and, with pensive luster, pictures the guardian of the trysting
-place of long ago. The shadows below the lofty forehead have deepened,
-and the great silent figure bends with the weight of the onward years.
-
- Out yonder, in the moonlit woods,
- With humble mien he stands,
- With the burden of the fruitage
- In his vine entangled hands;
- Where the hiding purpling clusters
- Are caught by silver beams,
- That revel in the meshes
- Of his leafy net of dreams.
- With the weariness of fulfillment,
- His tendril woven brow
- Is bowed before the mystery
- Of the eternal Why and How.
-
-
-
-
- III
- THE BRASS BOUND BOX
-
-
-Jerry Island was formed by one of the side currents of the river that
-wandered off through the woods and lowland and rejoined the main stream
-above the Big Marsh.
-
-The herons, bitterns and wild ducks swept low over the brush entangled
-water course and dropped into the quiet open places. Innumerable
-clusters of small mud turtles fringed the drift wood and fallen timbers
-that retarded the sluggish current. The patriarchs of the hard shelled
-brotherhood—moss covered and intolerant—spent their days on the
-half-submerged gray logs in somnolent isolation.
-
-Kingfishers, crows and hawks found a fecund hunting ground along the
-winding byway. Squirrels and chipmunks raced over the recumbent trunks,
-and whisked their bushy tails in the patches of sunlight that filtered
-through the interlacing boughs above them.
-
-At night the owls, coons, minks and muskrats explored the wet
-labyrinths, aged bull frogs trumpeted dolefully, and stealthy nocturnal
-prowlers came there to drink. Sometimes the splash of a fish broke the
-stillness, and little rings crept away over the surface and lost
-themselves among the weeds and floating moss.
-
-Long ago the trails of wolves, deer, and other large animals appeared in
-the snow on the island during the winter; bear tracks were often found,
-and there is a legend among the latter day prosaics that a couple of
-panthers once had a den in the neighborhood. In later years most of the
-winter pathways were made by foxes and rabbits and their human and
-canine pursuers.
-
-Near the bank of the main stream stood a decayed but well constructed
-old house. It was built of faced logs with mortar between them. There
-were three rooms on the ground floor, and some steep narrow stairs led
-into an attic next to the roof that sloped to the floor along its sides.
-
-My friend “Buck” Granger, a gray haired old trapper and hunter, whose
-grandfather built the house about a hundred years ago, ushered me up the
-creaky stairs late one night.
-
-The alert eyes of a red squirrel peered at us from the end of a tattered
-mink muff that lay on an oak chest close to the roof, and vanished.
-Apparently the small visitor was not greatly disturbed, for, after two
-or three gentle undulations, the muff was motionless.
-
-After conventional but cordial injunctions to make myself at home, Buck
-departed to his quarters below.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- FAMILIAR HAUNTS
-]
-
-The quaint and picturesque attic was full of interest. An old fashioned
-bedstead stood in the room, a cumbrous, home made “four poster.” Over
-its cord lacings was a thick feather bed, several comforters, and a
-multicolored patchwork quilt. The sheets and pillow slips were of
-coarsely woven linen.
-
-Bunches of seed corn and dried herbs were suspended from pegs along the
-roof timbers; near the oak chest was a spinning wheel, and a broken
-cradle—all veiled with mantles of fine dust and cobwebs. The cradle, in
-which incipient genius may once have slumbered, was filled with bags of
-beans, ears of pop corn, and hickory nuts. Squirrels and white footed
-mice from the surrounding woods had held high revel in the tempting
-hoard.
-
-The cradle had guarded the infancy of many little furred families after
-its first usefulness had ceased, for there were cosy tangled nests of
-shredded cotton and woolen material among its mixed contents.
-
-Moths had worked sad havoc in the row of worn out garments that
-festooned the cross beams. Some rusty muskrat traps and obsolete fire
-arms were heaped in one corner, with discarded hats and boots.
-
-Close to the roof, near the edge of the unprotected stairway, was a tall
-silent clock. It was very old. Most of the veneering had chipped away
-from its woodwork, parts of the enameled and grotesquely ornamented dial
-had scaled off, and across the scarred face its one crippled hand
-pointed to the figure seven. The worn mechanism had not pulsated for
-many years.
-
-Innumerable tiny fibers connected the top and sides of the old clock
-with the sloping roof timbers, and a sinister watcher, hairy and
-misshapen—crouched within the mouth of a tubular web above the dial.
-
-Tenuous highways spanned the spaces between the rafters. Gauzy filaments
-led away into obscurities, and gossamer shreds hung motionless from the
-upper gloom. There were mazes of webs, woven by generations of spiders,
-laden with impalpable dust, and tenantless. The patient spinners had
-lived their little day and left their airy tissues to the mercy of the
-years. Like flimsy relics of human endeavor, the frail structures
-awaited the inevitable.
-
-There was an impression of mistiness and haziness in the wandering and
-broken fibers, and the filmy labyrinths—as of a brain filled with
-fancies that were inchoate and confused—an abode of idle dreams.
-
-The web spanned attic pictured a mind, inert and fettered by dogma and
-tradition, in which existence is passive, and where vital currents are
-stilled—where light is instinctively excluded and intrusion of
-extraneous ideas is resented. Occupants of endowed chairs in old
-universities, pedantic art classicists, smug dignitaries of established
-churches, and other guardians of embalmed and encrusted conclusions, are
-apt to have such attics. Like the misshapen watcher within the tubular
-web above the dial, they crouch in musty seclusion.
-
-I opened the queer looking bed, that had evidently been made up a long
-time, and lay for half an hour or so, trying to read by the light of the
-sputtering candle. The subtle spell of the old attic at length overcame
-the charm of my author, and I gave myself over to a troop of thronging
-fancies.
-
-Although the invisible inmate of the muff gave a life accent to the
-room, the quiet was oppressive. A sense of seclusion from realities
-pervaded the human belongings. Intimate personal things, that only
-vanished hands have touched, seem to possess an indefinable
-remoteness—as if they pertained to something detached and far away—and
-lingered in an atmosphere of spiritual loneliness.
-
-When the moon beams came through the cobwebbed window frame, and crept
-along the floor to the ghostly old clock, it haunted the room with a
-vague impression of weariness and futility. It seemed to stand in mute
-and solemn mockery of the eternal hours that had passed on and left it
-in hopeless vigil by the wayside.
-
-The watcher in the web—grim and silent, like a waiting sexton—awakened
-uncanny thought. There was gruesome suggestion in the dark stairway hole
-at the foot of the clock—as if it had been newly dug in the earth.
-
-Like evil phantoms into an idle mind, a pair of bats glided swiftly in
-through the open window, circled noiselessly about, and departed.
-
-The moon rays touched something in the rubbish at the further end of the
-room that reflected a dull light. After restraining my curiosity for
-some time, I arose, crossed the floor, and picked up a strange looking
-box. It was about fourteen inches long, nine inches high, and a foot
-wide. Its hasp and small handle on the cover appeared to be of wrought
-iron, but the embossed facing that covered the sides and ends, and the
-strips that protected the edges, were of brass, studded with nails of
-the same metal. It seemed in the dim light to be much corroded by time.
-
-Hoping that something might be learned of its history in the morning, I
-placed the box on the floor near the bed, and was finally lulled to
-belated slumber by the crickets in the crevices of the logs, and the
-rustlings of tiny feet among the contents of the cradle. Speculations
-regarding the brass bound box softly blended into dreams.
-
-During breakfast the next morning my host told me that the box had once
-belonged to a Jesuit priest; some Indians who formerly lived on the
-island had given it to his grandfather, and it had been in the attic
-ever since the house was built. He had often looked at its contents but
-could make nothing of them, and considered that “they were not of much
-account.” He said he would be glad to have me go through them and see if
-they were of any value. He also said that there was a bundle of old
-papers in the oak chest that he hoped I would look over, as his
-grandfather had written much concerning the river and the Indians that
-might interest me.
-
-Filled with anticipation of congenial occupation during the rainy day, I
-went with Buck to the attic after breakfast. We dragged a decrepit
-walnut table to the window and dusted it carefully. Buck brought from
-the chest a small bundle that was tied up in brown paper and left it
-with me. The tenant of the muff had decamped, probably resenting the
-intrusion into his domain. I brought the brass bound box, found a
-comfortable hickory chair, lighted a tranquilizing pipe, and was soon
-absorbed in the stack of closely written manuscript that I found in the
-bundle.
-
-Some parts of it were illegible and the spelling was unique. The old man
-probably considered correct spelling to be an accomplishment of mere
-literary hacks, and that it was not necessary for an author who had
-anything else to think of to pay much attention to it.
-
-There was much information regarding the Indian occupation of the river
-country. It appeared that there were about fifty wigwams on the island
-when the red men were compelled to leave by the government. Most of them
-were taken to a reservation out west, and a number went to some lands of
-their kindred along the St. Joseph river in Michigan. Eventually a few
-returned and lived in scattered isolation, but their tribal organization
-was broken up.
-
-The head of the village on Jerry Island was a venerable warrior named
-“Hot Ashes.” He was a friend of Buck’s grandfather, and it was he who
-gave him the brass bound box when the Indians left. He said it had been
-brought to the island by the “Black Robe” many years before, and that he
-had left it in the mission house when he went away.
-
-The box had been treasured by the Indians, for it was supposed for a
-long time to be a “great medicine,” but when they departed they
-considered it a useless burden. There had been much misfortune after the
-Black Robe left and their faith in its powers gradually ceased.
-
-The going away of the kindly priest was much mourned by his dusky flock.
-He was supposed to have departed on some mysterious errand, and to have
-met fatality in the woods, but they were never able to find any traces
-of him.
-
-Hot Ashes believed that the Black Robe had a great trouble, as, before
-his disappearance, he neglected the work of his mission for several
-days, and walked about on the island, carrying a little bundle which he
-was seen to throw into the river the day he left.
-
-There was no further reference in the manuscript to the Black Robe, or
-to the brass bound box, which I now opened.
-
-There were two compartments, divided into sections, one on either side
-of a larger opening in the middle. These contained various small
-articles. Two of them fitted low square bottles, one of which was half
-filled with a black powdery substance. On the label, that fell off when
-I removed the bottle, I deciphered the word ENCRE. Experiment justified
-the conclusion that the powder had been added to water when ink was
-needed. A dry coating on the inside of the other bottle indicated that
-it had been used for this purpose.
-
-In a larger section were some beads that were once a rosary, fragments
-of a silk cord that had held them together, and a crucifix.
-
-At the center of each end of the box, were half circular rests, probably
-designed to hold a chalice. The space contained a breviary, bound in
-leather, and much worn, some ink stained quill pens, a small box of fine
-sand that had been used for blotting, and some loosely folded papers.
-They consisted mostly of letters from the Superior of the Mission, and
-pertained to routine affairs, suggestions regarding the work of the
-little mission, and congratulations on its successful progress.
-
-Comparison of the depth of the opening with the outside of the box
-revealed the existence of a secret space, and it was only after long
-study and experiment that I discovered the means of access to it. On
-lifting its cover I found a flexible cloth covered book and a letter
-enclosed in oiled silk, that was much tattered.
-
-The book, which was yellow with age, and frayed at the edges, contained
-closely written pages in French, many of them much faded, obscure, and
-in some places entirely obliterated.
-
-The chirography was in the main neat and methodical, but apparently the
-writing had been done under many varying conditions that made uniformity
-impossible. Several small drawings were scattered through the text. Some
-of them showed considerable skill and care, and the others were rough
-topographic sketches and memorandums of routes.
-
-The book was the journal of Pierre de Lisle, a young Jesuit missionary
-who left France in 1723 to carry salvation to the heathen in the remote
-wilderness of the new continent.
-
-The early entries related to his novitiate in Paris, his work in the
-Jesuit college, and the preparations for his departure for America. They
-reflected his hopes for the success of his perilous undertaking.
-
-There were vague references to a deep affliction, and to periods of
-heart sickness and mental depression, by reason of which he had taken
-the long and difficult path of self denial and self effacement that led
-him into the activities of the Society of Jesus.
-
-He had spent the required years in the subjugation of the flesh and the
-sanctification of mind and soul, when he went on board the vessel that
-was to take him to Quebec.
-
-In the hope of finding a clue to Pierre’s sorrow, I extracted the letter
-from its silk covering. It had evidently been cherished through the
-vicissitudes of purification and the perils of arduous journeyings. It
-was signed by Marie d’Aubigney, and told of her love, that was undying
-but hopeless, and of her approaching compulsory marriage to “M. le
-Marquis.” His name did not appear in the letter.
-
-Mingled with the musty odor of the ancient missive, I thought I detected
-a faint lingering perfume—at least there was one in the message, if not
-in the paper that bore it.
-
-Several pages of the journal were devoted to the tempestuous voyage
-across the Atlantic, and a gloomy week spent in the fog off the Grand
-Banks. The vessel finally reached Quebec, where Pierre reported to the
-Superior of the Canadian Mission.
-
-He and several other missionaries, accompanied by voyageurs and Indian
-guides, made a long and eventful trip up the St. Lawrence and Ottawa
-rivers to Georgian Bay. They skirted its shores to Lake Huron, where a
-violent gale scattered their boats, and wrecked two of them.
-
-After much danger and hardship the party landed on the wild coast, but
-the food supplies had been lost in the turbulent waters. In an attempt
-to find sustenance, Pierre and one companion wandered a considerable
-distance from the camp and lost their way in a snowstorm. They found an
-Indian village that had been depopulated by small pox, and took refuge
-in one of the squalid huts, where they were besieged by a pack of wolves
-for several days. Had it not been for some scraps of dried fish that
-they fortunately found in the hut, they would have starved. They were
-finally rescued, and Pierre ascribed their deliverance to St. Francis.
-
-The Indians succeeded in killing some game in the woods, and, after a
-hazardous journey, the party reached Mackinac. Pierre went from there to
-Green Bay. He stayed a few months and departed for the mission on the
-St. Joseph river, where he remained a year.
-
-The journal gave many details of his life as an assistant at this
-mission, where he baptized numerous converts, and greatly increased the
-attendance at the mission school.
-
-In the hope of enlarging his usefulness, he sent a letter to Quebec,
-asking permission to found a new mission among the Indians inhabiting
-the river country south of the St. Joseph. With the doubtful means of
-communication the letter was a long time in reaching its destination,
-and he had about given up hope when a favorable reply came.
-
-With one of his converts as a guide, he departed for the field of his
-new labors. They ascended the St. Joseph in a canoe, made the portage
-from its headwaters, and descended the Kankakee.
-
-Frequent mention was made in the journal of the faithful guide, who
-proved invaluable, and of the beautiful scenery of the route. Camps were
-pitched on the verdant banks at night, but once, in passing through one
-of the vast marshes, they lost the uncertain channel and were compelled
-to sleep in the canoe.
-
-They stopped at a few Indian villages along the river and were received
-with kindness. The journey was continued down stream beyond Jerry
-Island. The populous communities above and below that point commended it
-to his judgment. He returned and began the work of establishing his
-mission.
-
-Although he found the manifold vices of paganism in the villages, he was
-treated with bountiful hospitality. Successive feasts were prepared in
-his honor, in which boiled dog was the “piece de resistance.” Willing
-hands assisted in the construction of the mission house, and the date of
-the first mass was recorded in the journal.
-
-There was much sickness among the Indians when Pierre came, the nature
-of which did not appear. Orgies and incantations continued day and night
-to conjure away the epidemic. He performed the consolatory offices of
-his church in the afflicted wigwams. Soon after his arrival practically
-all of the sickness disappeared. Their recovered health convinced the
-credulous savages that the Black Robe possessed a mysterious power, and
-the small bottle of black powder was thought to be a mighty magic.
-
-Ink has swayed the destinies of countless millions, but here its potency
-seems to have played a strange role.
-
-Much of the journal was devoted to happenings that now seem trivial, but
-to the zealous disciple of Loyola—a protagonist of his faith on a
-spiritual frontier—they were of great moment. Detached from their
-contemporary human associations, events must affect the emotions or the
-interests of the mass of mankind if their records endure.
-
-Pierre assisted in the councils, gave advice on temporal affairs, and
-patiently inculcated the precepts of his religion in the minds of his
-primitive flock. Impressive baptisms and beautiful deaths were noted at
-length. Converts who strayed from the fold, and were induced to return,
-were given much space.
-
-Here and there poetic reflections graced the faded pages, and pious
-musings were recorded. Original verse, and quotations from favorite
-authors, that seemed inspired by melancholy hours, mingled with the
-text. The names of the various saint’s days were often used as captions
-for the entries, instead of calendar dates.
-
-In the back of the book was a list of names of converts, dates of
-baptism, marriages and deaths, and a vocabulary of about three hundred
-words of the Pottowatomie dialect of the Algonquin language, with their
-French equivalents. Variations in the chirography indicated that the
-lists had grown gradually, as additions were made with different pens.
-
-A gloomy spirit seemed to pervade the dim pages. The broken heart of
-Pierre de Lisle throbbed between the lines of the story of his life in
-the wilderness. He had carried his cross to the far places, and, in
-isolation, he yearned for the healing balm of forgetfulness on his
-fevered soul. There were evidences of a great mental conflict among the
-last entries. He mentioned the arrival at the island of Jacques Le
-Moyne, a Jesuit priest, who was on his way to a distant post on the
-Mississippi, and spent several weeks with him. They had been boyhood
-friends in France and had entered the Jesuit college at about the same
-time. His coming was a breath of life from the outer world.
-
-Le Moyne told him of the death of the Marquis de Courcelles, whose
-existence had darkened Pierre’s life, and all of the precepts, tenets,
-and pageantry of the Church of Rome floated away as mists before a
-freshening wind.
-
-Pierre was born again. The dormant life currents quickened, and his
-virile soul and body exulted in emancipation and new found hope.
-
-The entries in the journal closed with a sorrowful farewell to his
-spiritual charges, of which they probably never knew, and an expression
-of pathetic gratitude to his friend Jacques, who had opened a gate
-between desolation and earthly paradise, for warm arms in France were
-reaching across the stormy seas, and into the wilds of the new world for
-Pierre de Lisle.
-
-It seemed strange that he had left the journal and the letter of Marie
-d’Aubigney. He was probably obsessed by his one dominant thought, and
-naturally excluded everything not needed for his long journey, but if
-his mind had not been much perturbed and confused he might have taken or
-destroyed the journal, but he surely would have carried the precious
-letter with him.
-
-The little bundle that he threw into the river, the day he left the
-island, may have contained his sacramental chalice, for in it his lips
-had found bitter waters.
-
-He probably dissembled his apostasy and utilized such Jesuit facilities
-as were available in getting back to his native land, lulling his
-conscience with one of the maxims of the Society of Jesus—“the end
-justifies the means”—but be that as it may, the chronicles in the attic
-had come to an end.
-
-I sat for a long time, listening to the patter of the rain on the old
-roof, and mused over the frail memorials.
-
-There is but one great passion in the world. With it all human destiny
-is entwined. Votaries of established religion have ever been recruited
-from the disconsolate. The gray walls of convents and monasteries have
-lured the heart stricken, and in remote fields of pious endeavor
-unguents have been sought for cruel wounds. In the waste places of the
-earth have been scattered the ashes of despair, but while life lasts, it
-somewhere holds the eternal chords. At hope’s vibrant touch the
-enfeebled strings awake and attune to the sublime strains of the Great
-Lyric.
-
-The faint echo of a song lingered in the brass bound box. The silk
-covered letter intoned a dream melody that the years had not hushed.
-
-
-
-
- IV
- THE “WETHER BOOK” OF BUCK GRANGER’S GRANDFATHER
-
-
-My friend “Buck” told me something of his grandfather’s history as we
-sat in the genial glow of the stone fireplace the evening after I had
-examined the contents of the brass bound box.
-
-The old pioneer, with his wife and two sons, had come west in 1810 and
-located on the island. He found many Indians there and his relations
-with them were very friendly. A small area was cleared and cultivated on
-the island, but the main source of livelihood was hunting, fishing and
-trapping. The woods and waters teemed with life and nature yielded
-easily of her abundance.
-
-The old man lived alone for many years after the death of his wife. His
-sons married and went farther west. Two years before he died one of the
-sons, Buck’s father, returned with his wife and little boy, to the old
-home. Buck was now the only surviving member of the family.
-
-His recollections of his grandfather were rather vague. He remembered
-him as an old man with a white bushy beard, frowsy coon skin cap, ear
-muffs, and fur mittens. He had spent much time with him fishing along
-the river, and in trips through the woods. From him he had learned the
-ways of the big marsh, and much of the unwritten lore of the forest. His
-stories of the old pioneer gave an impression of one who was much given
-to having his own way, rather crusty at times, but whose sympathy and
-kindness of heart were often imposed upon by those who knew him.
-
-Buck said that in the old oak chest in the attic was a lot of stuff that
-had belonged to his grandfather. We went to the attic the next morning
-and took out of the chest the odd assortment of things we found in it.
-Most of them were of no special interest. There were some old account
-books, several cancelled promissory notes for small amounts, and a
-package of receipts. One note, payable to the old man, was marked across
-its face “Debt forgiven—Can’t Collect.”
-
-I was pleased to find a bag of Indian arrow heads, many of them
-beautifully made, a couple of spear heads, and a tomahawk.
-
-There was a section of a maple tree root, about a foot long, in the
-chest, that Buck said he had chopped out one winter in the woods near
-the marsh. A steel trap was imbedded in it, and between the jaws were
-two bones of a coon’s foot. The uneven hammer marks on the metal
-indicated that the trap was probably home forged. Buck had identified it
-as one belonging to his grandfather, and there were others like it in
-the chest. Apparently the victim had dragged the trap to the foot of the
-tree, which it was unable to climb. He had died with his leg across the
-young exposed root that had grown around and through the mechanism,
-until only a portion of the rusty chain, the end of the spring, and the
-upper parts of the jaws that held the little bones remained. The story
-of the tragedy was plainly told.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- THE OLD LOG HOUSE
-]
-
-In the bottom of the chest was a thick leather bound book. On the cover
-was some crude lettering in black ink, with labored attempts at
-ornamentation. On removing the dust I deciphered the inscription:
-
- WETHER BOOK—JOSIAH GRANGER
-
-Evidently its author had spent much time in keeping a record of the
-weather and of his life on the island. Innumerable thermometer readings
-filled columns at the right of the pages. After most of the dates were
-weather observations, comments on intrusive friends, and various things
-that had come within the sphere of a lonely existence.
-
-Diaries are pictures of character—unsafe repositories of intimate
-personal things that enlighten and betray. Among the pages were traces
-of petty jealousies and much harmless egotism. Here and there were
-patches of sunlight, touches of irony and unconscious humor. At times a
-tinge of pathos shadowed the lines of the “wether book,” and under it
-all was the human story of one who, in this humble form of expression,
-had sought relief from solitude.
-
-As I perused the faded chronicles the figure of the old man, sitting
-before his fire at night, with his pipe and almanac, diligently
-recording the happenings of the days that passed in his little world,
-seemed a reality.
-
-The record covered a number of years, but extracts from the entries of
-1852 will convey a general idea of the contents of the old book.
-
-
-_Jan 1st_—This is the first of the yeare & I start in not very well.
-Cold prevales & a good dele of snow. Snow drifts stacked around the
-house. Cant see out. I stay mostly in my blankett.
-
-_Jan 10th_—Lots of snow. Froze hard last nite. Big wind. Stade in & must
-hole up for rest of winter if this keaps up. Rumetiziam bad. Hiram
-Barnes com today with feet froze. It is blowing bad. Looks worse
-outside. Moon eclips was predicted for the 8th but nuthing of the kind
-sene.
-
-_Jan 12th_—I notis by my almanack Lady J. Gray behedded today in 1555
-but what for does not say & hevy rain storms predicted but nuthing of
-the kind. It has never ben colder. I got to melt som more snow and get
-the pump going. She is froze hard.
-
-_Jan 14th_—Was out som today & it looks thawy. Thaw coming. Som deer
-traks on iland. Will get after deer soon.
-
-_Jan 16th_—Got a buck today & fixed the meat. Sunup & Sunsett both
-according to clock. Evrything on skedule. Som sweling white cloudds off
-in W. The cold abates som.
-
-_Jan 20_—We are geting storms in these parts & a good dele of wether
-comes at nite. Som days are cleare & cold with merkery stedy at Zero.
-The moon is around but nites dark & clouddy. Moon must hav ben full the
-7th but not sene.
-
-_Jan 31st_—Month closes mild yet flying snow. River ice som places over
-a ft. thick. This has ben a remarkabel month. Thare was too much wether
-in Jan. The merkery gets funny now and then. I dont think eny thermomter
-is akkerate.
-
-_Feb 2nd_—Big thaw has com & erly in the morning a shour of rain. Got a
-buck on the ice at the marsh & got the meat home late. This was
-yesterdy. Snow is all mushy. This has ben a quere day. It is now 5 P.M.
-
-_Feb 3rd_—Snow flurrys mixed with rain. Ice braking som. I heare meney
-cracks out on the river. As I sett down to rite in my wether book I
-beleve the back bone of the winter is broke.
-
-_Feb 5–6–7–8–9–10_—Had 1 nice brite day & ever sence a whopping big
-storm. Big drifts. Cant see out. Must get some backake ointmint. Full
-moon was on the 5th. Good thing I got a lot of wood in. I notis in my
-almanack storms probabel this month & this is rite.
-
-_Feb 15th_—Out yesterdy & 20 inches snow in woods. Shot 3 patriches near
-the house. Wolves yelld all nite. Sene gese flying N. but they beter go
-back. It is warmer thow. Som deer crossed river last nite. This is being
-a remarkabel month. Cool & misty air prevales as I rite.
-
-_Feb 20_—I was down to the marsh. This was yesterdy. Got 36 rats from 42
-trapps. 2 trapps lost. Som rat houses near chanel butted out by ice
-moving along. Sene som gese very high going N. One I think was a flock
-of swanns. Fogg & sleat tonite.
-
-_Feb 21–22–23–24–25_—All bad days. G. Washington had a birthday on the
-22nd. That was my birthday too. The politicks would make him sick if he
-could see them now. Thares lots of dead pepil that would not like what
-is now going on, and we would not like som things they done if we was
-thare.
-
-_Feb 28_—Snow most gone & hard rain. Lot of ice moving in river. I sene
-4 flocks gese 5 of ducks, mostly bloobills. Thare has ben few deer this
-winter. I got 2 bucks & 1 doe all fat in good condition & I got a small
-bear. This was over neare Wild Catt Swamp on the 18th & I forgot to rite
-it down. Old Josiah & the dog was thare on that date.
-
-_Feb 29th_—This is leap yeare. Hav not ben out today. I am geting throw
-the winter all rite. Feb a changabel month. It closes with foggs & high
-water. S. Conkrite com today on his way to the marsh. His noos is Ed
-Baxter & Fanny Noonan got marrid Jan 6th. Probly she asked him. Wether
-tonite looks thick. Cloudds both big & black are in the West.
-
-_March 5th_—Gese coming rite along now & thousans of ducks. Rats on the
-marsh ben prety fare. Got a lot so far but probly will find prices bad.
-Your uncle Josiah was all over the oak tract in boat for malards. Got
-over 50. He had on his shooting shirt. They was after the acorns in
-about 2 ft. of watter. This was yesterdy. Meney ducks going on N. & som
-gese gone too but som will stay & make nests.
-
-_March 11th_—2 egals lit today on the iland & stade around all P.M. They
-may think of nesting heare. Old Josiah will take a popp at them. Dense
-cloudds are around.
-
-_March 15th_—I notis in my almanack big flodes all over the south &
-sweling rivers predicted. Big flode heare too as I rite & evrything
-overflode. River ice all gone. Lots of dead timber coming down & floting
-bushes. Most of the noos you read in the almanack is bad. On most all of
-the dates bloodshed & fires & famins are notised & meney batels & deaths
-of Kings & Quenes. Funy no Jacks are spoken of. Shot 62 ducks 11 gese.
-Lost aminition on a big flock. Snipe are around & som plover coming in.
-Got 34 rats & a wolf. This was yesterdy. Saw 2 deer at Huckelbery Byou.
-They left on time. Thare was wild catt traks on the iland Monday morning
-after a lite bust of snow. Would like to get that cuss. He beter look
-out for the old man. His skin would make a good vest. Moon was full on
-the 6th but I ben busy rite along & not evrything ritten down. This is a
-bad day & I stade in. Awful hard rain going on as I rite. You get a
-buckett full in the face if you open the door. High wind & probly a lot
-of damage somwhare. It is now 8 P.M. & your uncle Josiah to bed.
-
-_March 16th_—Clearing wether. Was out but rumetiziam som worse. Lost
-aminition on 2 gese that flew over at evening. My almanack says the
-planatary aspecks for planting potattoes will be faverabel in 4 weeks
-now. I notis thare has ben a lot of small animils around. Som skunks &
-foxes. Must put out som trapps.
-
-_March 20_—Clear brite & calm & no wether now for foar days. It is a new
-moon like a mellin rine tonite & I sene it over my left sholder. It
-hangs wet in the west & this menes rain. Fixed the chickin house against
-all skunks & foxes but weezels may get in. A wolf has ben around the
-iland. A fogg prevales tonite.
-
-_March 21_—Bad day but it gets into spring now.
-
-_March 22_—Good wether for ducks but they fly high. Beter for gese.
-Gusty looking sky tonite.
-
-_March 24th_—I went after them yesterdy. Got no ducks but it was good
-wether for them. Shot 22 gese. Bad day for gese too. Got 40 rats.
-Perhaps a small snow tonite. Looks likely.
-
-_March 26th_—Got a boat full of rats. Will skin tomorrow. This was
-yesterdy I got the rats. Bad storm today. Cant see out. Wether foul &
-bad. Old Josiah gets mushrats all rite when he goes out in his little
-trapping boat.
-
-_March 27th_—Cold day. Thermomter busted March 10. Cant tell how cold it
-is but it is cold. The merkery must be way down. Lite bust of snow as I
-rite. Must get som Magic Oil for stif joints.
-
-_March 28th_—River is froze along edges but open in the curent. Ducks &
-Gese moving thick. Big bunches went over today flying high. Som deer
-around. Must go after deer tomorrow. A lot of Jaybirds round the house.
-Crows & Jaybirds make rackett. Must hav quiet. Must get bag of small
-shot.
-
-_March 30th_—Got no deer yesterdy. Sene one but too far off. If could
-hav shot with a spy glass I could hav got him if I had one. Got som
-sasafras. Must cook som spring medicin. I now have all ingrediments.
-
-_March 31st_—Foggy today. Snipe around. Lite sprinkel of rain. Lost
-aminition on bunch of plover flying over. Chopped som wood. Caught 2
-weezels & a skunk. This was yesterdy. Froggs are around. Got a new
-thermomter but I think it not akkerate. The merkery is red. Probly all
-rite for sumer wether. Am now taking Sistom Tonick. Good dele of baptist
-wether & som snow this month but in general a fine month. Ducks & gese
-hav ben thicker than hare on a dog & I done well on rats too. Got all
-trapps out of marsh & som not mine. Spring is rite on skedule. Tomorrow
-is April fools day & a lot of them are around.
-
-_April 6–7–8–9–10_—All fare days with no wether, but a mushy bust of
-snow has com as I rite. On the 9th was Good Friday. Our Lord was
-Crucufied in my Almanack on that date. That was a big mistake. I notis
-for 3 days sunup & sunsett late compard with clock so hav sett clock.
-Sun & clock now on skedule acording to almanack & with my noon marker on
-the stump & notch in window sill evrything is all rite up to date. Your
-uncle Josiah knos the time of day.
-
-_April 11th_—I see that Henry Clay was born today in 1776. I was always
-a Henry Clay man. This is Easter Sunday the day on which Our Lord is
-Risen. Thare is a lot of pepil that should take notis.
-
-_April 15th_—Buds are well out & on skedule. Thare are freckels around
-the trees showing we had a hard winter. Froggs are around thick. It was
-bad wether for rats in Jan & Feb but they wintered well. I must go after
-supplys & som spring medicin. I got som bisness to tend to.
-
-_April 18th_—Must plant all gardin sass now. Moon is right tonite & this
-is the time. A man com up from Beaver Lake & says hard winter thare. Wm
-Hull a stedy helthy man of good bild & sober was froze with cold. He was
-coming home from mil & he lived over neare West Creek. This was Jan
-12th. He was found by 2 squas out after wood. He was found froze. He
-owed me som money. This was a bad day. Sky looks all chesy tonite.
-
-_April 20th_—Befoar sunup a lite spatter of rain that turned into bad
-storm with high wind. All this must dry out then must plant. Lots of
-herons nesting up to herontown this yeare same as usual in the
-sickamores. Your uncle Josiah was all in thare in a boat. A hooting owl
-was up the cottonwood last nite over the house. I got up with the gunn &
-made a bloody mess of him. They cannot hoot above your uncle while he
-sleeps.
-
-_April 24th_—Jaybirds & crows ben jawing a good dele round the house &
-making a rackett & thare is a lot of fox squorls & coons bobbing around
-the iland when the wether is still & a bear com across. Would like to
-get that cuss. Lots of wolves around. Big spring for ducks & gese but
-most hav left. Meny staying to bild nests. Must see in the attic what
-seeds I hav then must plan. Must plant erly stuff. It is now 5 P.M.
-
-_April 26th_—Got all seeds in yesterdy. Robbins & Bloobirds & a lot of
-Woodpekers & Chipping birds are around & they are mostly bilding nests.
-I must plant som mellins. A good mellin in the shade on a hot day is a
-fine thing. Almanack predicted April would be seasonable & this is rite
-so far.
-
-_April 30th_—Thares skunks on the iland maybe 3 or 4. Froggs are prety
-noisy. Them crokers keap it up. Considrabel snipe around & some plover.
-April has ben a remarkabel month. Mostly wet but meney fare days. Thare
-was a lot of wether betwene the 1st & 15th. Lots of froggs & enybody
-that wants a bullfrogg pie could get one rite heare if they went after
-it. This is the place.
-
-_May 4th_—No wether now sence the 30th. Fare & nether warm or cold.
-Florida & Iowa admited into The Union yesterdy in 1845. Them are twin
-states. The line of beens has sprouted & must look out for Jaybirds they
-will get into these. The weeds will com along all rite. You Bet.
-
-_May 5th_—N. Bonapart died in 1821. He was a bad egg.
-
-_May 8th_—Sumery wether & fishing in the river is good. S. Conkrite was
-down & says he got a pike of 17 lbs. I got one of 19. Pike are thick. I
-can cetch all I want rite in front of the house & bass & cattfish. It is
-knoing whare they are. He can not tell me eny thing he is a wind bag.
-Old Josiah was not born yesterdy or the day befoar ether.
-
-_May 10th_—Vegetition greening up & evrything lively & on skedule. Pete
-Quagno & his squa com today to see how I was & if I had eny tobaco. Him
-& the other inguns down the marsh all had a bad winter. They got a lot
-of rat skins & coons & som Foxes. They et the bodies of all them animils
-& smoaked som. Thare is nuthing not et by savidges. Thare was a lot of
-sickness around thare. It shoured hard again to day as well as yesterdy
-& this may wash them off som. Unusual shours along with thunder &
-litening all P.M. Them inguns went back in the rain.
-
-_May 12th_—Plum blosoms plenty. Potattoes up. All sines say a hot sumer.
-Good meny snakes around som prety long ones. Som drizzel in the air as I
-rite.
-
-_May 13–14–15–16–17_—Spatters of rain a good dele now. Looks like a wet
-May if this keaps up.
-
-_May 18th_—Fishing prety good. Got a boatfull of pike & bass yesterdy. I
-heare S. Conkrite has caught nuthing up to his place even if he uses
-netts. Must salt down som for winter. Thares lots of sukkers in the
-river. Evry litle while you get one & thare are a few eles. Must smoak
-som.
-
-_May 19th_—I put som 70 lbs. of fish in the pork brine that is all empty
-now. Must get another barel for pork in the fall. Sprinkels as I rite.
-
-_May 23rd_—Sombody stole my minnie box or it floted off. On this day my
-almanack says Capt Kidd a famous pirate was hung in London & this was
-rite. Thares a lot around now but not famous. Thick & sticky air tonite.
-
-_May 25th_—Think I sene a lite frost this morning. Funy for this time of
-yeare. Went after the skunks on the iland last nite & got som. The
-chickins & me do not want skunks around. I got 3 in trapps & 1 with gunn
-& 1 got me. You Bet. Thares too meney skunks. Som clouddy tonite with
-wobblie sunsett.
-
-_May 27th_—Foxes & skunks both got into the chickins last nite. Thares
-too meney of both & if the chickins would only roost in the trees. It is
-hard work to rase chickins & they get lots of things the mater with
-them. Frisky looking sky tonite.
-
-_May 29th_—Ed Baxter & his noo wife Fanny Noonan com today. It is hard
-to see why them 2 got marrid. They wanted to see how I was & to borro
-som things. Ed has got a sqwint in one eye & I gues that is why he got
-fooled. Ed & her are both red hedded & she did not draw much when she
-marrid him. I notis the temperature remains about the same with litle or
-no drop or rise.
-
-_May 31st_—These are fine days. S. Conkrite com down & I tell him I hav
-4 barels of pike & bass that I caught & pikeled at odd times. He brought
-som noos. He says thare was timber theves working down the river all the
-winter & spring & them logs that went out was all stole. They was all
-cut by the theves & floted down to the Illinoi when high watter com.
-Next winter something will be done by the owners if they begin again. He
-says over a thousan logs was floted out & partys are not knone. Looks
-som like rain as I rite. He says if the theves get caught they will be
-convicted by the laws of both states. The sherifs hav all ben given
-notis. Almanack predicted May would be seasonabel & this is rite. This
-has ben a remarkabel month.
-
-_June 2nd_—Fine still day but all fish biting stoped when it thundered
-in P.M. A swizzel of rain at evening.
-
-_June 10th_—All this month so far fine days & sumery. Eny who do not
-like this wether should have no wether at all. I got the gunn & blowed a
-noo hornet nest in the tree by the pump. Will not need them. They are
-worse than democrats. I notis flys are around.
-
-_June 11–12–13–14–15_—All fine days. Nuthing hapened.
-
-_June 17th_—On this day in 1775 was the Batel of Bunker Hill. Bad day
-for England. Fish hav bit well. No wether to rite down. All fine. Your
-uncle Josiah enjoys this. I must tell S. Conkrite of a catt fish I sene
-in the river today 4 ft long. This fish was probly 6 ft if he sene it
-when it passed his place. It was slopping in the shallo watter out on
-the sand bar. It was probly astonished at all my empty medicin botles
-that are all over the botom out thare.
-
-_June 27th_—It rained catts & dogs & pitchforks today & I fore saw this
-in the wether breeding cloudds of last nite. A hooting owl was around
-but too dark to bust him. Joseph Smith the Mormon Prophet murdered in
-the almanack today in 1844. Som wife troubel probly.
-
-_June 30th_—Good month all through. Potattoes begin to carry buggs. Must
-brush them off. June is a bugg month. Gardin fine if the woodchucks
-would keap out. Shot severil & will shoot these rite along. Must get
-them off the iland & the skunks too. You Bet. Coppery looking sunsett
-tonite.
-
-_July 2nd_—Geting hot wether. I do not kno whare all the potattoe buggs
-are from. Thare must be a big bugg town somwhare that they all hale
-from. We need som rain. The moon is now full.
-
-_July 4th_—This is the Nation’s birth day but thare are too meney
-forriners. J. Podnutt S. Conkrite & Amos Horner Ed Baxter & Peleg S.
-Mason all com down. I think Podnutt is a forriner. Thares lots of
-miskitos now & they bit well in the shade & plenty of flys. These men
-all say it has never ben so dry. Thares no watter up the byous & the
-marsh is drying out. Conkrite says thare are big fish left swiming in
-puddels back in the woods whare the watter went down & left them in
-April & he says pike & bass as long as your arm are thare. I tell him he
-beter drop some salt in them puddels. Tally 1 for old Josiah. Sam Green
-& a man named Wasson com in the P.M. to see if thare was eny hay around.
-Wasson I think is a forriner. On Jan 5th 1828 it says in the almanack
-the Turks banished all forriners from their empire. Thare was too meney
-thare like thare is heare. Green says catel not geting filled on grass
-yet can live. When my tobaco was gone these men all left in boats. They
-went home by bugg lite at nite. Such a pack of lies hav never ben told
-as today. I think Wasson should cut som whiskers this fall. It is prety
-hot as I rite & thare is too much tumoil & visiting & too much going on
-heare & thare. Thares too much passing to & fro. Thares too meney flys &
-thares too dam meney pepil. God bless all departing travelors. I rite
-this on the 5th.
-
-_July 11th_—It has never ben hotter even in the shade. Hamilton & Burr
-had a duel this day in 1804. Burr was a good shot but a bad man. For a
-week it has ben to hot to rite in my wether book. & the nites are
-sticky.
-
-_July 12th_—We are having a bad dry spell & I fore saw this erly in the
-month. Only 1 lite spurt of rain sence erly June. I stay in the shade
-for I do not want eny body to get sun struck. This is a big miskito
-month & they are at it constant. Eny body that wants miskitos & natts
-can get them rite heare. Take notis. This is the place & dog days is the
-time.
-
-_July 13_—Hottest we ever had. At Nantuckett rite close to the watter
-300 bildings burnt today in 1846. Took fire from the sun probly. A big
-snapping turkel was around the pump today. Maybe he was chased out of
-the river by the heat.
-
-_July 15th_—My almanack says Jeruselum was taken today in 1029. It is
-probly hot thare now. If the almanack would go as far foreds as it goes
-back it would be a valubel record. It says also W. Penn died in 1718 on
-the 20th. I keep my almanack heare with me in the shade. Penn was a
-grate man. I com from his state. It has never ben so hot as sence the
-10th. Your uncle Josiah has got the thermomter on the tree by the pump
-now to cool it som.
-
-_July 16–17–18–19–20_—When it is hot I sett genraly out of the sun &
-smoak. That old yellow pipe is prety hot & it works all day. This has
-ben going on for a week now. You can lite a match by sticking it in the
-river now if you want to. It is sissing hot. You can cook eny thing by
-setting it out doors. No frost in the air now. You Bet. I wattered all
-gardin sass from the river with a buckett at evening & all grows well,
-but some probly cooked. The merkery will hav to climb the tree if this
-keaps up.
-
-_July 31st_—Too hot to rite in wether book. Still dry. I mostly stay
-down by the pump & the flys like this. I slep out on the grass sence the
-15th & the miskitos liked that. This has ben a remarkabel month.
-
-_Aug. 1st_—In August on the 1st in 1798 was the Batel of the Nile so my
-almanack says. Must have ben hot out on the watter in Egipt at that
-time. Meteors which are bals of fire in the sky are predicted for
-August. They should begin dropping soon & your uncle Josiah will keap
-his eye open. It is so dry now that Ed Baxter says the mushrats hav all
-left the marsh & they are all going out round the country for watter to
-qwench their thirst. He says thare are cases whare they went to wells &
-fell in & 1 com to the watter buckett in his house. Bad sumer for rats.
-A good catt nap in the shade is a fine thing now.
-
-_Aug. 2nd_—This is Monday & I have stade in the shade now sence this
-thing commenced. This wether will probly blister the buggs off the
-potattoes. They wont get off no other way until it gets cool if they are
-waiting for your uncle to brush them. Everything well het up. Lots of
-smoak. Big fire in the woods somwhare I bet.
-
-_Aug. 5th_—Nuthing ritten now sence the 2nd. Thare is thunder off in the
-west tonite & she is coming up. Som wind & all sines say a soking storm
-of rain.
-
-_Aug. 7th_—Raining hevy as I rite. Rained all nite long & yesterdy. Must
-patch the roof som. Had to put a buckett under a leak last nite. Good
-thing I got plenty of bucketts. Litening struck all around in woods hard
-all nite.
-
-_August 9th_—Awful rains sence the nite of the 5th. We are geting too
-much rain. Seems like something has busted up above and all thare is is
-coming down. Som should be saved up & sprinkeled along the rest of the
-calender. What is the use of all this. This is a very wet time. Thare
-are no flodes predicted for this time of the yeare. I must read the
-bible som if this keaps up & bild an ark. This is a grate lesson to us
-all. In 1812 on this date a caravan of 2000 Turks from Mecca was
-destroyed in the Desert by lack of watter. I bet they wished they had
-som of this. Too bad all the Turks were not thare. All Turks are wicked
-men & it says som whare in the bible that they shall have their part in
-Hell Fire. Hell Fire & Turks will mix well. The litening was after your
-uncle again last nite.
-
-_August 10th_—Clearing now with som wind & again warm. Looks wet in the
-west. Thares watter enough to swim the young ducks around now all rite &
-plenty of it for eny body that wants it. My potattoe buggs all floted
-away. This shows that trubels of all kinds will quit som time if you
-wait & do nuthing. You could swim all over the country now. Ed Baxter &
-S. Conkrite com in a boat today to see how I was & if I was still above
-watter & to borro tobaco & cowcumbers. When eny body coms around it is
-always somthing for them. They both say They never sene so meney snakes
-around as this yeare. Ed Says he killed 4 rattlers & Conkrite says he
-got 6. These men will both see more snakes next year than they did this
-if they do not quit. Conkrite’s biggest snake was 5 ft with 6 ratles. I
-showed them a skin I took off of 6 ft with 9 ratles & they lit som more
-of my tobaco & told of erly days. I notis they all get into the trees
-when your uncle Josiah comences to talk. His feet are mates & he drinks
-nuthing but pump watter. Snakes do not com around him much but when they
-do they are Whoppers. Drizzeled som at nite.
-
-_Aug. 15_—It is hot again & the Old Bull Eye now glares stedy on the
-crops. Thare was a pop corn sky last nite. No cloudds today. Full bugg
-lite at nite.
-
-_Aug. 21st_—Thare com up a hale storm today that was over in 5 minits
-with hale stones big as pidgun eggs & a strong wind that would blow bark
-off a bass wood. I do not kno whare it com from. Somthing must hav
-hapened up above to do all this. Hale turned to rain & it drizzels as I
-rite. Meney litle ded todes & froggs are all over the iland whare they
-probly rained down. Maybe fish & small live stock will com next.
-
-_Aug. 22nd_—Cleared off all rite but cloudds in the north look like
-wether breeders tonite & it is a mackral sky all over. Ed Baxter &
-Conkrite com today in a boat that looks like the one that got loose &
-floted off away from my place 3 years ago. It is now painted up & the
-ores changed. They com to see how I was & to borro som big fish hooks
-for their sett lines. I tell them to use an axe for big fish same as I
-do. Could not find eny hooks after I sene that boat. My eye sight got
-bad. The old man’s mind is foggy. He does not kno how to do.
-
-_Aug. 31st_—Your uncle Josiah went down to the marsh yesterdy to see how
-mushrats are. They sumered well. Young ones are thick & well grown &
-geting lots of clams. Meney wood ducks around & the ducks hatched in the
-marsh all are flying well. Cloudded up at nite & had a dark time geting
-back. The moon was around but it was so dark a cat could find nuthing.
-Thares an awful lot of new thick grass in the marsh. I do not like
-watter with so much whiskers on it. This has ben a quere month &
-thermomter has jumped around a good dele. This has ben a remarkabel
-month.
-
-_Sept. 1st_—The meteors in my almanack did not fall in August &
-predictions not reliabel. Nuthing of the kind around. It is geting along
-toreds fall. Pidguns are around. They broke som ded lims on the iland
-this week whare they roosted. Thares slews of them. This is a good yeare
-for pidguns. I got 33 with 2 shots. They did not kno that your uncle
-Josiah was around with a gunn. I notis in my almanack Oisters are now in
-season. Nuthing of the kind around heare.
-
-_Sept. 4th_—Soon after sunup it looked like streky black cloudds up
-above but it was pidgun flocks coming south. Pidguns are all over now.
-Big droves roosted around last nite. I must salt down som. They are in
-the woods after the young akerns. Pidguns still going over. Cant tell if
-it is clouddy. Warm day thow.
-
-_Sept. 10th_—Must get a houn pupp. Old Tike is geting wobblie in the
-nose & he looses his nose now & then. He is sick som & not lively. He is
-a good dog but he has erned his money. He is now going on 13 yeares &
-has ben over the country som sence I had him. S. Conkrite had some pupps
-last week & I must go up. They may be all spoken for thow. Must get som
-supplys & som backake ointmint. Hell I broke my pipe. Wether breeding
-clouds in the west tonite as I rite.
-
-_Sept. 12th_—A sorel mare was stolen by 2 men & a buggy Tuesday nite
-from Ed Baxter who had just bote the mare. They caught these men over 18
-miles off on the Hickery Top Road & they are now locked in jale. He was
-down at evening to see how I was & to get some eggs. The sherif & a
-possy was what nabbed the theves. I hear from Ed that Henry Clay died
-last June & that a chese facktory & brick kill are to be bilt neare West
-Crick. I fore see a church next. This country is geting too much setled
-up. Thares too dam meney pepil. It rained som today but cleared at noon.
-Ed had a lot of noos. He went off home by bugg lite about 9. He kep me
-up. I rite this on the 13th.
-
-_Sept. 14_—A wolf has ben on this iland frequent & has ben after
-chickins & eny thing he can get. I set a trapp & he turned it over & got
-the bate evry time. Last nite I set it botom sid up & he turned it over
-& I got that cuss. He did not kno the trapp was botom upwards & he was
-astonished. You can not fool much with your uncle Josiah. Som drizzel in
-the air tonite & som colder. It is geting into fall all rite. I kno
-whare 2 bee trees are. Your uncle has them spotted. Thare will be honey
-heare in about a week. You Bet.
-
-_Sept. 17th_—The merkery took a sudden jump & it is hot as July &
-August. I slep out on the grass last nite. A good mush mellin in the
-shade is a fine thing now. Conkrite & Baxter com yesterdy when I was not
-within & left a buckett they borowed Saturday to take down the river. I
-must put a date on that for its the first thing they ever brought back.
-
-_Sept. 20th_—I got a cubb bear that was 1–2 in & 1–2 out of a bee tree
-after honey & got him home well chained with a colar. I got about 60 lbs
-honey. This was yesterdy & the day befoar. The animil eats well & acts
-tame but scared. I name him Jim Crow.
-
-_Sept. 21st_—S. Conkrite & Ed Baxter & Wife com today to see how I was &
-to see if I got eny honey yet. They are rite on skedule. Also they
-wanted to borro som small shot & to get som fouls. Ed’s wife made beleve
-she was scared of the bear. Probly so Ed would save her from it.
-Conkrite says he got a wild catt over to the swamp that was 37 inches
-tip to tip. I got one 40 inches last winter that I spoke nuthing of.
-Mine was a feerce animil. Conkrite blows a good dele. The pupp I got
-from Conkrite houls all the time & has et his hed off up to date. Jim
-Crow got a peice of the pupp yesterdy when he got neare. The pupp tried
-to bite Conkrite & I think this shows he was treated bad at home. I
-asked Conkrite about pork for winter pikel but he semes to think my
-place is whare money dripps off the roof & shakes out of the trees. At
-killing time it will be diferent. Ed Baxter says he has dug a deeper
-well. His other he says is full of mushrats that com for watter in dry
-spell in July to qwench their thirst & now living thare. I tell him to
-sett & fish for them with a pole. It is now 8 P.M. & your uncle is reddy
-for his blankett.
-
-_Sept. 25th_—I went after supplys. Old Josiah now has plenty of
-evrything. Thare is Backake Remedy Foot Ointmint Magick oil for Stif
-Joints & Pain Killer & 2 kinds of Bitters & Sistom Tonick & pills both
-blue & pink. I got Condition Powders for chickins if sick. I got som
-tobaco black as Egipt for those who com to borro. It is strong enough so
-you can pull nales with it. I got all they had and some candels. Jim
-Crow is well & he likes all swete things. I got Jim som stripped candy 3
-sticks. The Pacific Ocean was discovered in 1513 by my almanack on this
-day. Funy they missed it befoar. When I com by Ed Baxter’s place last
-nite the boat that used to be mine got loose & com along down with me. I
-find certain marks on it that I will show Ed. I reckonize my own boat &
-it now seeks its home. A drizzel of mosture as I rite. I tended to a lot
-of bisness today. Conkrite says the Sistom Tonick I ben buying is loaded
-but does not say what with. He says mix a lot of pump watter with it &
-not take to much or darkness will com.
-
-_Sept. 28th_—The wether stays moist. Today in 1828 in the almanack the
-sultan proceeds to the Turkish Camp with the sacred standard. Probly
-stole from som whare.
-
-_Sept. 29th_—These cold stormy drizzels may bring in a few ducks. Would
-like som ducks. Moon full last nite but not sene.
-
-_Oct. 1st_—Sept. was a quere month without much wether other way. Oct.
-now opens clear with frost that nipped the vines last nite. Had the pupp
-out for a run on rabbitts. His nose is good & he may learn. I never sene
-a good dog that com from S. Conkrite’s yet. Was down to the marsh
-yesterdy & meney noo rat houses. They are bilding thick & high & this
-menes a hard winter & high watter in the spring. All sines say a hard
-winter. Snipe are skitting around & thare is a lot of mudd hens & loons
-in the marsh. 2 deer swum the marsh & dove into the timber. They kno
-when Old Josiah has got a gunn & when he left it home. Sam Green & his
-friend Wasson com in a boat tonite to see how I was & to get som honey.
-The pupp bit Wasson. Tally 1 for the pupp. These men also wanted to
-borro tobaco. Gave them som of the black. I tell them smoaking that kind
-makes me strong.
-
-_Oct. 6th_—Stormed & I stade in. Conkrite com in the rain to see how I
-was & to borro powder & see if I had eny thing in my medicins for boils.
-He says he com yesterdy & nocked but I was not within. I was then in the
-woods traning the pupp. His noos is Ed Baxter claims he has 2 twins that
-com erly this morning & I bet they look like young mushrats. He spoke of
-pork but old Josiah is keaping prety still until after the snow flys. He
-says of Ed’s twins they are both boys & red hedded. Thares too meney
-Baxters now. S. C. Says them 2 twins will be named James & John.
-
-_Oct. 12th_—In the full of the moon & on a frosty nite your uncle Josiah
-goes after coons & I note this down. It will be the 27th if nite is
-clear. I notis Columbus landed today in the almanack in 1492. He was the
-first of the forriners.
-
-_Oct. 18th_—Nuthing happened sence the 12th, but last nite a killing
-frost & today a swizzel of rain & sleat with N.W. Wind. This will bring
-down ducks & gese. Stade in today & clened up shot gunn & rifel & all
-trapps. Saw to all aminition. Evrything all fixed up as I rite. Put all
-potattoes & vegitibels in sod celer & evrything all tite up to date.
-Cleared off som today & som ducks are coming & som gese are in the sky.
-Unusual wether for Oct. Gese honks all nite long as I slept. This was
-last nite. I got 25 lbs tobaco in the sod celer too. When I need tobaco
-this winter I kno whare som is.
-
-_Oct. 19_—Blowing strong from N.W. Rain & sleat. Sky all speckeled with
-ducks & gese. They are coming in slews now. Gese honk all nite can not
-sleep. Active wether will come rite along now. No more lofing for your
-uncle Josiah. He gets on his sheap skin coat now. Take notis. He is in
-the field.
-
-_Oct. 20–21–22–23–24–25_—I ben busy all this time. Josiah is around with
-a gunn. He makes fethers fly & he fetches in the birds. Fine gese & duck
-wether. The marsh is black with them evry morning at sunup. The Irish
-Rebelion was on the 23rd of this month in 1641. They begun coming heare
-then.
-
-_Oct. 30th_—Duck & Gese wether has stoped & ingun sumer is upon us. I
-fore saw this. They are around som whare but shooting is poor. No duck &
-gese wether for a while yet. I stoped at S. Conkrite’s. I got to hav
-pork, but he said nuthing of pork & neither did your uncle Josiah. He
-has 9 squeeling around all fat in good condition.
-
-_Oct. 31st_—This has ben a remarkabel month & changabel at times as
-almanack predicted. Jim Crow is well. He has et well. I see hevy bunches
-of cloudds in west that I fore see will breed duck & gese wether as I
-rite. I notis in my almanack that meney thousans of pepil died of
-sickness in India at this time of the yeare in 1724. Thare is too many
-pepil. No sickness heare much at eny time. This is a helthy section only
-3 died in 5 yeares. I see deer are around.
-
-_Nov. 2nd_—Althow a stormy day Ed Baxter com in P.M. to see how I was &
-to get honey & som tobaco if I hed eny. He told all the noos of them 2
-twins James & John & you would think nobody ever had eny befoar. It is
-all about them 2 red heds all the time how they et & how they are smart
-& how much they way. All the branes in the country are setled in James &
-John. He says he will bring them & show me. They must be som site & I
-will be struck blind in 1 eye probly. You would think the world had com
-to the end in them 2 & they was Danl Webstor. Thare was an awful famin
-in Italy in the yeare 450 when parents et their children.
-
-_Nov. 3rd_—Lite snow bust in the nite & I found bear traks all around
-this morning. Som friend com to see Jim Crow probly. The pupp now sleeps
-with Jim in the dog house & he howld in the nite. Som rain sputtering as
-I rite.
-
-_Nov. 4th_—Roring wind from the North today. A hevy sky & sleat. I notis
-meney duck flocks & gese.
-
-I will be busy now rite along. Must get a deer. A little venzon rite now
-would be fine. Your uncle Josiah has apitite for som.
-
-_Nov. 6th_—Got a buck rite on the iland. They will go poking their heds
-in the window to get shot if I dont watch out. This was yesterdy. Jim
-Crow is loose now & spends time mostly on the roof & up the cottonwood.
-He was in the chickins Tuesday nite & today he was in the house & upsett
-things. Might as well be a horse loose in the house. Must put him back
-on chain. If you want to keap busy you want to keap a bear. He is a
-quere cuss & probly smells the honey. She still blows & tomorro I go for
-ducks. Wish I had all the lead I spattered around on that marsh in my
-time. Must have raised the watter som.
-
-_Nov. 7–8–9–10–11–12_—Was on the marsh all these days & tired at nite.
-Wether lite winds & drizzeley. No finer duck & gese wether ever sene.
-Your uncle was among them & he shook them loose. I com in wet tonite &
-must sett around a while. I see traks showing sombody has ben heare.
-Probly Conkrite or Ed Baxter to see how I was & to borro somthing & tell
-me of them 2 twins. Must wrap up in my blankett & take som strong
-medicin. I got a cold & I got wether pains. Will stay in & rite in my
-wether book. On Nov. 9th in 1837 the quene of England dined at
-Guildhall. Good meal probly.
-
-_Nov. 13_—When your uncle Josiah takes medicin he doses up. I took 4
-kinds today & kep my feet hot with my watter jug. I got a good fire.
-Storms hevy outside but that does not hurt me eny. I read all it says on
-all my medicin botles & I can get nuthing they will not cure. I got Jim
-Crow & the pupp in the house for company now. They sleep mostly. When
-they awake they make troubel. I fore see that these animils must be put
-out.
-
-_Nov. 14th_—Somthing I took yesterdy or last nite has helped som. I slep
-well. Probly it was 1 of the bitters. Snow prevales outside & she falls
-hevy as I rite. I put Jim & the pupp out. Thare was too meney in the
-house. Jim has got honey coam & the pupp has got bones in the dog house
-so they are hapy. Nobody could want more than that unless they are crazy
-about money.
-
-_Nov. 15–16–17_—I stade within mostly on these days. We are having a
-spell of wether. My bitters & my Sistom Tonick are most gone but I still
-got plenty of 2 kinds that I take internal & 3 kinds to rub on. Wolves
-howl around a good dele at nite. I keap my sasafras tea het up rite
-along but the bitters do most of the work. They are strong stuff & have
-som get app to them. Sky is full of ducks & gese do a lot of honking
-over the house. Probly to twitch me while I cant get out. Your uncle
-feals som beter but he is wise. He will not go out too soon. It would be
-beter for som body to go that would not be so much loss.
-
-_Nov. 18_—S. Conkrite com today to see how I was & wanted to trade me a
-nice fat hogg for Jim Crow & I done this. Jim is geting a litle sassy &
-Conkrite’s will be a good place for him. Will now hav pork to put in
-pikel & to smoak. He is to kill the pork & bring it & after that is to
-take Jim home. I fore see that Jim will make troubel. I am up & around
-all rite now. Must go after supplys of bitters & Sistom Tonick soon & I
-must get a chese. A smitch of chese helps out a meal. Looks wethery
-tonite & snow probabel.
-
-_Nov. 19th_—S. Conkrite com today with the pork & it is good pork. We
-fixed a crate to put Jim Crow in & he made a lot of fuss. Them 2 looked
-funy going off in the boat. Cold & freezing som & ducks & gese have lit
-out. Thare are deer around thow. I made soft soap today.
-
-_Nov. 20th_—Ed Baxter com in P.M. to see how I was & to hang som meat in
-my smoak house. When he sene the soft soap he wanted to borro som.
-Probly to wash them red hedded twins. S. Conkrite also com at evening &
-Sam Green & Wasson all with pork to smoak. I got lots of friends. My
-pork must pikel a while befoar it smoaks but I got to fire up the smoak
-house now for these men’s pork. They all like this because its something
-for them. Ed told a lot about them twins. Thare has never ben such
-twins. Conkrite’s noos is Jim Crow got away. The traks stade around the
-chickins a while & then went to the woods whare fethers were found. Lite
-sift of snow to nite. The Cape of Good Hope was doubled in the almanack
-today in 1497. Quere they wanted 2 capes thare.
-
-_Nov. 21st_—Jim Crow was up the cottonwood this morning when I went out.
-Him & the pupp are now in the dog house. Conkrite will probly com after
-Jim. She snows & blows hevy as I rite.
-
-_Nov. 23rd_—My smoak house is well knone. Pete Quagno & 2 other inguns
-com today to see about puting things in it but I tell them I want to kno
-what they are. They say all sines show a hard winter coming. No danger
-of them inguns stealing my soft soap. Your uncle Josiah is now all well
-& feals fine. He was all over the iland today. He could pull up a tree
-or kick the chimbly off the house if it had to be. I notis too meney
-small animil tracks on the iland & I will now tend to these. The pupp is
-fine & he now goes with me. Lite snow last nite & I see a wild catt has
-ben across and I would like to get his fur.
-
-_Nov. 25th_—Yesterdy I stade within with my medicins as I did not feal
-so well. I got a stummick misry. Conkrite was down & took Jim Crow back
-today. I do not think Jim likes Conkrite. He tried to get a peice out of
-Conkrite when they was in the boat. Me & Jim always got along all rite.
-Snow is faling.
-
-_Nov. 26–27–28_—Snows all the time now. She dont know when to quit. My
-almanack says G. Washington crossed the deleware Nov. 28th. It missed
-saying what yeare but he got whare he wanted to go. Moon was full on the
-26th but not sene.
-
-_Nov. 29th_—S. Conkrite com with som meat to smoak today & it looks like
-bear meat. I fear Jim Crow is now in the smoak house. That man knos
-nuthing of how to keap pets. I was off in the woods when Conkrite com
-but I kno it is Jim all rite. He was a fine bear & affecksionet. I wish
-Conkrite had his dam pork back & I had Jim Crow.
-
-_Nov. 30th_—That meat is not Jim at all for Jim is back & up the
-cottonwood this morning. He did not want to com down but him & the pupp
-are in the dog house as I rite. Jim likes it around heare. Mackarel sky
-tonite & changing wether probabel. Nov. a remarkabel month all through.
-
-_Dec. 1–2–3–4–5–6_—I ben fealing porly now som time with the misry in my
-stummick. Tried som of all my internal medicins & feal som beter today.
-Hav rubbed my Rumatiziam with Pain Killer & took pills both blue & pink
-that are for liver complaint. Poor old Tike was sick too. I gave him the
-box of condition powders I got in the fall for the chickins but he quit
-that nite. This was on Saturday the 4th. The powders may not hav kep
-well or maybe not good for a dog. I lost my best friend. Bad wether now.
-I think animils should have no medicin at all of eny kind.
-
-_Dec. 7th_—Ed Baxter com today to see how I was & to get his smoaked
-pork. I promis to take Christmas diner with Ed & Wife. I must take
-presents for James & John. Likely a buckett of soft soap will be good
-for them 2. Looks gusty & snowy tonite.
-
-_Dec. 8th_—S. Conkrite & Green & his friend Wasson all com to see how I
-was today & get their smoaked stuff. Conkrite says would like me to keap
-Jim Crow a while longer for he is too meney up to his place. This I will
-do for Jim & me get along fine. Jim went up the cottonwood when he sene
-Conkrite. Thares too meney smoak houses on this iland & too much
-smoaking going on for other pepil. Snow storm slanting from the north
-west & drifting som as I rite. I fore saw this last nite. I think
-Conkrite is the one that is too meney up to his place instid of Jim
-Crow. I got wether pains in both back & legs now.
-
-_Dec. 9th_—Now she snows. Big drifts. Can not see dog house from window.
-I now got Jim Crow & the pupp in the house. My wether pains som worse.
-Must stay in my blankett.
-
-_Dec. 10th_—A soft thaw has come on sudden. A warm sun prevales &
-evrything all slushy. Good wether for wet feet. Your uncle still stays
-within.
-
-_Dec. 12th_—Both S. Conkrite & Ed Baxter com today & brought me a new
-almanack for next yeare. This is the first time they ever com that it
-was not somthing for them. They said I don litle favers for them & they
-would like to make me this litle present. This all shows that if you
-keap being good to pepil all your life some day they will bring you a
-nice litle almanack. Probly they will want somthing next trip. I gave
-them som Sistom Tonick & they liked that. Ed Spoke of them 2 twins &
-they are both well & awful smart. He asked if my smoak house was still
-in good working order & if my hens ben laying well lately & if I had
-plenty of potattoes on hand.
-
-_Dec. 13th_—Them 2 inguns that come heare last with Pete Quagno & his
-squa com today & their noos is that Pete & his squa are both sick &
-wanted tobaco. I sent Pete 2 pink pills. Them 2 inguns wanted me to send
-Pete & his squa a big lot of tobaco by them but they did not know that
-your uncle Josiah was setting around smoaking befoar eny of them was
-born.
-
-_Dec. 14th_—Last nite I read in my noo almanack. I notis it predicts
-worse wether for next yeare. Storms & Tempests will prevale with intense
-frosts probabel at times, but thare will be much changabel wether &
-meney meteors that will betoken war. Thare will be awful winds on Parts
-of the Earth. In the back are som Prophesies made by the Seventh Son,
-which I copy down. He says thare will be wars and rumours of wars &
-Turbulence & Teror will apear on evry hand & cloudds of darkest hue will
-hang over the World in the East. Fires will abound & Tumults & Bloodshed
-& Plots & Uprores in som Nations. Subject Pepils will turn & bite the
-hoof that holds them down. A certain Luckless King may loose his hed &
-something may hapen to the Pope. Armed Men may march to & fro & meney
-will be smitten to the Dust. Blood will be shed in Ireland. Tyrants will
-shake their Rods & the Torch of Discord will be hurled in Crimea. The
-Couch of Mortality will be spred & meney pepil will die during the
-yeare. Low Moans of the Oppressed will be heard in Italy. It is all bad
-noos in the almanack for next yeare. The 7th Son predicts that Flocks of
-Boobies will assale the TRUTHS OF PROPHESY. He predicts no troubels for
-eny whare around here. Your uncle Josiah is in out of the wet.
-
-_Dec. 15th_—Sam Green com & says his friend Wasson is sick & wants som
-medicin. I give him som of each kind but I ought to see the simptoms.
-Wasson does not kno what ales him but my medicin will probly fix him up.
-He probly has stummick complaint. Stedy freezing wether now.
-
-_Dec. 16–17–18_—Evrything is froze tite & so is the pump. I ben out on
-trips & I think one ear is froze. I tended to a lot of bisness. I got
-supplys & same kind of almanack for next yeare that I ben having. I
-notis the predictions in it are not half so bad as the one that was
-fetched for the litle present by Conkrite. He probly wanted to scare me
-into the woods. I notis he keaps the same kind I do & he gave me the
-other. I stopped at his place today & I saw Green & Wasson & J. Podnutt
-thare. Wasson got well. Those were all good medicins I sent. Their noos
-is timber theves are at it again down the river. Wasson hunts down thare
-& he wants us all to form a possy and chase them out of the country but
-your uncle chases nuthing these days he does not want. I tell them the
-owners must be notified. I do not know what them old mud turkels talk
-about all the time up to Conkrite’s. I got som candy for Jim Crow & I
-paid Conkrite for his pork at a low price & Jim is now mine again. Jim
-is good company if you kno how to get along with a bear. I got a noo
-medicin. Instant Relief for Internal Disorders. Will try on sombody that
-coms to see how I am & to borro medicin. It looks like a good remedy.
-This has ben an active day.
-
-_Dec. 20_—Think I got som cold on my trip Saturdy. Am taking the noo
-remedy but do not yet kno what it will cure. I notis that 2 things that
-are on the wrapper I am troubeled with. Big snow storm now going on.
-
-_Dec. 21–22–23–24_—Your uncle Josiah has felt prety poorly for these 4
-days. Hav taken my medicins stedy. Think I am now beter. Must go to
-Baxter’s tomorro. Wether clear & cold.
-
-_Dec. 26th_—I took diner up at Baxter’s & it was a good diner. We had
-chickin fixings & cooked appels & a grate dele of other things & pie of
-all kinds. I took the chickins up. We talked & smoaked & in P.M. Ed got
-his fiddel out & playd hoppy tunes on it. A string was busted but he
-done well with the rest. I got along fine with them 2 twins. Their
-parents hav a lot of plesure with them babys. I had them on my lap & it
-took me back to when I had 2 litle boys that did not kno beter than to
-like to be around with their pa. I wish I had them litle boys back now.
-They grew up & went away probly looking for beter friends. It is lonesom
-heare on the iland with them & their mother all gone; once in a while I
-find somthing around they playd with & things their mother had & them
-things are what I got left. I must hav the Baxters down heare next
-Chrismas if I am around. I will cetch them twins some young rabbitts
-when they get old enough & som young mudturkels & pollywoggs to play
-with like I used to do. Full moon at nite on my way back to the iland &
-them 2 litle boys was asleep when I left.
-
-_Dec. 27–28–29–30_—I ben too sick to rite in my wether book.
-
-_Dec. 31st_—This was the last day of the yeare & whatever hapened is now
-all over. It is awful cold & still outside & once in a while I heare
-frost cracking in the woods. The yeare is now coming to its end in a few
-minits. It is prety late for me to be around but I am waiting for the
-old clock to strike 12. Maybe next yeare at this time I will be asleep.
-It is awful lonesom heare tonite & I wish I had my folks around or if
-them 2 litle boys was only heare or sombody. Maybe tomorro sombody will
-com. I notis by the looking glass that the old man’s hed is prety white.
-He has ben frosted som. He now goes into his blankett for the yeare ends
-as he rites.
-
-
-
-
- V
- TIPTON POSEY’S STORE
-
-
-The unpretentious building stood just back from the road, near the end
-of “Bundy’s Bridge.” It was a lonely looking structure, for there were
-no near neighbors. Its sustenance was drawn from a thinly populated
-region, but its location made it easy of access from many miles around.
-
-The winding thoroughfare that led over the decrepit bridge was an
-ancient Indian trail that, like the other cherished possessions of the
-red man, had been merged into the economies of his white brothers.
-
-The plashing waters of the river lulled the ear with gentle tumult. They
-sighed softly under the old bridge, rippled against the decayed
-abutments with a dirge-like rhythm, and spread out in little swirls and
-scrolls over the tapering sand bar below.
-
-During the hot summer forenoons barefooted boys in fragmentary costume
-appeared on the structure from unknown sources. They rested long cane
-fish poles along the side rails, and watched for the corks to bob that
-floated on the lazy current. They soon disrobed and remained naked the
-rest of the day, making frequent trips into the river, where they
-wallowed along the muddy margin and splashed in the shallow water.
-
-The agile sun burned bodies, and the shouts of the noisy happy crew,
-gave a touch of vibrant life and human interest to the melancholy old
-bridge.
-
-When night came the scant raiment was gathered up and the slender
-strings of small bull-heads and sun-fish—a meager spoil if judged from a
-material standpoint—were carried proudly away on the dusty road.
-Emperors—and particularly one of them—might well envy their innocence
-and happiness as they faded away into the twilight.
-
-Lofty elms, big sycamores and bass-woods, interlaced with wild grape
-vines, shaded the approach to the bridge, and fringed the gently sloping
-banks of the river.
-
-The store was a remnant of the past. When it was built, about sixty
-years ago, the location seemed to offer alluring prospects. While the
-expected town did not materialize in the vicinity of the bridge, the
-store had done a thriving business, before the railroads crossed the
-river country, and after the old trail was graded. Few of the frequent
-travelers along the road had failed to stop and contribute more or less
-to its prosperity. The trappers from up and down the river sold their
-pelts and obtained supplies there, some of which consisted of very raw
-edged liquor, that they often claimed ate holes in their stockings. Much
-of it had never enjoyed the society of a revenue stamp, but as stamps
-affected neither the flavor or the hitting quality of the goods, nobody
-ever inquired into these things.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- TIPTON POSEY
-]
-
-The merciless years changed the fortunes of the place, and it was now in
-an atmosphere of decay. It was a gray unpainted two story affair, with a
-wooden awning over a broad platform in front, along the outer edge of
-which hung a small squeaky sign:
-
- +-------------------+
- | TIPTON POSEY |
- |GENERAL MERCHANDISE|
- +-------------------+
-
-It was the general loafing place of the old muskrat trappers and pot
-hunters—known as “river rats,”—and old settlers, whose principal asset
-was spare time, but everybody for miles around came occasionally to
-“keep track o’ what’s goin’ on,” and to exchange the gossip of the river
-country.
-
-Posey, the jovial and philosophic proprietor, who lived upstairs, was a
-sympathetic member of the motley gatherings. He was utilized in
-countless ways. He acted as stakeholder and referee when bets were made
-on disputed matters of fact, delivered verbal messages, and always had
-the latest news. He was a good natured, ruddy faced old fellow, with an
-eccentric moustache that curled in at one corner of his mouth, and
-seemed to be trying to make its escape on the other side. He seldom wore
-a hat and his gray hair stood up like a flare over his high forehead.
-
-The confused stock of goods included a little of everything that any
-reasonable human being would want to buy, and lots of things that nobody
-could ever have any sane use for. Those who were unreasonable could
-always get what they wanted by waiting a week or two, for “Tip” declared
-that he would draw upon the resources of the civilized world through the
-mails, if necessary, to accommodate his customers.
-
-Posey was reliable in everything except regular attendance. He “opened
-store” spasmodically in the morning, and closed it “whenever they was
-nobody ’round” at night. When his life-long friend, Bill Stiles, was
-unavailable as a substitute guardian he often locked up and left a
-notice on the door indicating when he would return. I once found one
-reading: “Gone off—back Monday.” It was Wednesday and it had been there
-since Saturday. Various lead pencil comments had been inscribed on the
-misleading notice by facetious visitors, among them “Liar!” “What
-Monday?” “Sober up!” “Stranger called to buy a hundred dollars’ worth of
-goods and found nobody home.” “The sheriff has been here looking for you
-twice,” and several other notations calculated to annoy the delinquent.
-Sometimes the notice would simply read “Gone off,” which, in connection
-with the fact that the door was locked, was convincing to the most
-obtuse observer. Tip usually found a fringe of patient customers and
-assorted loiterers sitting along the edge of the platform, discussing
-the burning questions of the day, when he returned.
-
-During the shooting seasons he spent much time on the marsh down the
-river. Orders were stuck under the door, and during his brief and
-uncertain visits to the store, he filled them and left the goods in a
-locked wooden box in the rear, to which a few favored customers had
-duplicate keys.
-
-While Tip’s affairs were not conducted on strictly commercial
-principles, he had no competition, and eventually did all the business
-there was to be done. “I git all the money they got, an’ nobody c’d do
-more’n that if they was here all the time,” he remarked, as he laid his
-gun and a bunch of bloody ducks on the platform and unlocked the door
-late one night, after several days’ absence. “I got ’em all trained now
-an’ they’d be spoiled if I took to bein’ here reg’lar.”
-
-There were two “spare rooms” over the store, that were reached by a
-stairway on the outside of the building. I usually occupied one of them
-whenever I visited that part of the river. Bill Stiles slept in the
-other when he thought it was too dark for him to go home, or he was not
-in a condition to make the attempt. It was in use most of the time.
-
-Bill was the _genius loci_, and gave it a rich and mellow character,
-which it would have been difficult for Posey to sustain alone. He was a
-grizzled veteran of the marshes. For many years he had lived in a
-tumble-down shack on “Huckleberry Island.” He trapped muskrats and mink
-over a wide area in the winter, and shot ducks and geese for the market
-in the spring and fall. When the fur harvests began to fail, and the
-game laws became oppressive, he concluded that he was getting too old to
-work, and was too much alone in the world. He moved up the river and
-built a new shack on “Watermelon Bend,” which was within easy walking
-distance from the store, where he could usually find plenty of congenial
-company when he wanted it. Here he had become a fixture.
-
-Out of the ample fund of his experience, flavored and garnished by the
-rich and inexhaustible fertility of an imagination, that at times was
-almost uncanny, had come tales of early life on the river and marshes
-that had enthralled the loiterers at the store. They shared the shade of
-the awning with him during the hot summer days, and surrounded the big
-bellied wood stove in the dingy interior during the winter days and
-evenings when “they was nothin’ doin’” anywhere else in the region, and
-listened with rapt interest to his reminiscences. Any expression of
-incredulity met with crushing rebuke. “I didn’t notice that you was
-there at the time,” he would remark with asperity. “If you wasn’t,
-that’ll be all from you.”
-
-The muskrat colonies still left along the river, and out on the marshy
-areas, were often drawn upon by adventurous youngsters, solely for the
-purpose of “seein’ Bill skin ’em.” Clusters of the unfortunates were
-brought by their tails and laid on the store platform. The old man would
-look the crowd over patronizingly, take his “ripper” from his pocket,
-and, with a few dexterous strokes, perform feats of pelt surgery that
-made the tyros gasp with admiration.
-
-“I skun six hundred an’ forty-eight rats once’t, in five hours, that I’d
-caught on Muckshaw Lake the night before,” was Bill’s invariable remark
-after he had finished his grewsome performance.
-
-The adulation of these small audiences was the glow that illumined his
-declining days.
-
-When I first met the old man years ago, he was engaged in writing his
-autobiography, and at last accounts he was still at it. His shack and
-the little room over the store had gradually become literary temples.
-His complicated manuscripts and notes were kept in an old black satchel
-of once shiny oil cloth, that he called his “war bag.” On its side was
-the roughly lettered inscription: “HISTORIC CRONICELS—STILES.” He
-carried it back and forth between his abodes with much solicitude.
-During the many evenings I spent with him, he would frequently extract
-its contents and read aloud in the dim light of a kerosene lamp. He
-often paused and looked over the rims of his spectacles, with animation
-in his gray eyes, when he came to passages that he deemed of special
-importance. The masses of foolscap contained records that were only
-intelligible to the writer. His grammar and spelling were hopelessly
-bad, his methods of compilation were baffling, and his penmanship was
-mystic, but his collection of facts and near-facts was prodigious. He
-took long reflective rests between the periods of active composition.
-They were deathless chronicles in the sense that they seemed to be
-without end, and they appeared to become more and more deathless as he
-proceeded.
-
-The first two or three hundred pages were what Bill called a “Backfire
-Chapter.” It began with the Creative Dawn, and was a general historical
-résumé down to the time of his appearance on earth. It skipped lightly
-over the great events, that loom like mountain peaks in the world’s
-history and tower away into the receding centuries. When he came to the
-Deluge he got lost among Noah’s animals for awhile and floundered
-hopelessly for adjectives. It was impossible to enumerate and describe
-all of them, but he did the best he could. Through a maze of wars and
-falling empires, he got Columbus to America. The Republic was
-established, and civilization finally flowered with the birth of Bill
-Stiles, A.D., 1836. From the dawn of time to the rocking of Bill’s
-cradle was a far cry, but his annals included what he considered the
-essential features of that dark period.
-
-In addition to a vast amount of matter of purely personal interest, the
-work was designed to accurately record the happenings in the river
-country during Bill’s lifetime.
-
-Much of his material was collected at the store. The year that Bundy’s
-Bridge was built, and the ferry ceased operations, was shrouded in
-historic gloom. Five times the year had been changed in the chronicles,
-for five eminent authorities differed as to the date, and each of them
-had at one time or another succeeded in impressing Bill. He seemed
-confident of all his other facts. The other bridges had given him no
-trouble.
-
-There was no question in his mind as to when the Pottowattomies were
-relieved of their lands and forcibly removed from the country, or when
-the camp of horse thieves on Grape Island was broken up.
-
-There was a tale of another band of horse thieves, whose secret retreat
-was on an island in the middle of a big lake of soft muck several miles
-south of the river.
-
-The one route of access to it was a concealed sand bar known only to the
-outlaws. The unsavory crew collected their plunder on the island, where
-the pilfered beasts were cared for, and their markings changed with
-various dyes. In due time they smuggled them away in the darkness to
-distant markets. They once captured a too curious preacher, who was
-looking for his horse, and kept him in durance vile for several months.
-The expounder of the gospels labored so faithfully in that seemingly
-hopeless vineyard that the blasé bandits were finally “purified by the
-word of the Lord, gave up their dark practices, made restitution, and
-ever after lived model lives.”
-
-There was a record of a mighty flood that drowned out everything and
-everybody, ran over the top of the bridge and carried part of it away,
-and following this were notations of approximate dates of sundry
-happenings—when the gang of counterfeiters that dwelt in Pinkamink Marsh
-were caught and “sent up”—the year that Bill killed a blue goose on
-“Boiler Slough”—when the tornado blew all of the water out of the river
-at “Ox Bow Bend” and left the channel bare for half an hour, and the
-year that “forty-six thousand rat skins was took off Shelby Marsh.”
-
-A page was devoted to a reign of terror that lasted several weeks in
-1877. For five nights an awful roar had come out of “Bull Snake Bayou.”
-The mystery was never explained, but Bill thought that the noise had
-been produced by a “whiffmatick” or a “hodad” that had come down with
-the spring flood, lost its way, and was shedding horns or scales in the
-vine-clad thickets.
-
-The births, weddings and deaths of all the old settlers were carefully
-recorded, and many of their exploits detailed at length. There was an
-account of the capture of Hank Butts and his illicit still by the
-revenue officers, the failure of the jury to convict, owing to the
-reputations of the culprit’s two sons as dead shots, and the story of
-Hank’s death in a feather bed, with his boots on, when he went to visit
-a city relative and blew out the gas a few months later.
-
-Bill’s experience with a “cattymount” was related with much detail. He
-had encountered it in the woods when he was young, and had spent two
-days and nights in a tree, living on crackers, plug tobacco, and a
-bottle of sage tea that he fortunately happened to have with him. The
-animal’s foot had been shattered by Bill’s only bullet and this
-prevented it from going into the foliage after him. The captive had
-chewed up over a pound of the plug and had carefully aimed the resulting
-juices at the baleful eye-balls that gleamed below him at night, hoping
-to blind his besieger. When the supply of this ammunition was exhausted
-the animal’s eyes were still bright, although Bill had scored many body
-hits and had decidedly changed the general color of his enemy.
-
-Hunger finally compelled the savage beast to beat a retreat and the
-situation was relieved. The “cattymount” had evidently increased in size
-with the succeeding years, for in the manuscript its estimated length
-had been twice corrected with a pen, the last figures being the highest.
-Bill added that he had killed this “fierce an’ formidable animal” later,
-and that “its skin was taken east.”
-
-Somewhere among the confused piles was the tale of the last voyage of
-the little stern-wheel steamer, “Morning Star” to the ferry, under
-command of “Cap’n Sink.” She had come up from the Illinois river, and
-the falling waters had left her stranded for a week on a sand bar. Her
-doughty commander paced the deck and blistered it with profanity. He
-swore by nine gods that he never again would go above “Corkscrew Bend,”
-that was so crooked that even the fish had sense enough to keep out of
-it. His vociferous impiety filtered intermittently through the green
-foliage that overhung the river, and desecrated the shadow-flecked
-aisles of the forest, until the Morning Star’s sister boat, the
-“Damfino,” came wheezing up stream. The unfortunate craft was pulled off
-the bar and navigation officially ended.
-
-Reliable data was becoming scarce. Bill’s recollections were getting
-hazy. The old settlers, whose memories could be relied upon, were dying
-off, and the mists were absorbing his ascertainable facts, but, while
-life lasts the chronicles will go on, for Bill’s genius is not of the
-sort that admits defeat.
-
-There is much human history that might with profit be entombed in these
-humble archives, and its obscurity would be a blessing to those who made
-it. As the world grows older it finds less to respect in the dusty tomes
-that are filled with the story of human folly, selfishness and needless
-bloodshed.
-
-Bill and I were enjoying a quiet smoke on the store platform one July
-afternoon, and discussing his historical labors.
-
-“We’r livin’ in ter’ble times, an’ the things that’s happenin’ now mops
-ev’ry thing else offen the map,” he declared, as he refilled his cob
-pipe. “I see things in my paper ev’ry week that oughta be noted down in
-my history, but I’m pretty near eighty, an’ if I try to put ’em all in
-I’ll never git through. There’s too damn much goin’ on. They’r ditchin’
-the river an’ hell’s to pay up above. They’r blastin’ in the woods with
-dinnymite, an’ some o’ them ol’ codgers that lives in them shacks up
-above English Lake’ll be blown to kingdom come if they don’t watch out
-an’ duck. They better wake up an’ come down stream. Say, d’ye see that
-damn cuss comin’ over the bridge? That’s Rat Hyatt, an’ I’m goin’ to
-jump ’im when ’e gits ’ere. He lost my dog I let ’im take. That feller’s
-no good, an’ ’e’s ripenin’ fer damnation.”
-
-“Muskrat Hyatt” was a tall, raw-boned, keen-eyed ne’er-do-well sort of a
-fellow, who had hunted and trapped on the river for many years. He lived
-in an old house boat that had floated down stream during high water one
-spring, and got wedged in among some big trees in the woods, about half
-a mile above the bridge. He moved into it when the waters subsided and
-found it an agreeable abode.
-
-“I hope the owner never shows up,” remarked Rat, after I knew him. “I
-don’t think I’d like him. If the water ever gits that high ag’in an’
-floats me off, I’m willin’ to go most anywheres in the old ark so long’s
-she don’t take a notion to go down an’ roost on the bridge with me.”
-
-He greeted us, with rather an embarrassed air, as he came up, and the
-old man spent considerable time in attempting to extract some definite
-information about “Spot.” Rat was evasive and unsatisfactory.
-
-“They ain’t no more patheticker sight than to see some feller that sets
-an’ flaps ’is ears, an’ can’t answer nothin’ that’s asked ’im without
-tryin’ to chin about sump’n else all the time,” declared Bill. “I don’t
-care nothin’ about its bein’ hot. I want to know where in hell my dog
-is.”
-
-“That dog o’ your’n’s all right,” said Hyatt. “I reckon ’e’s off some’rs
-chas’n rabbits, an’ you needn’t do no worryin’. If anybody’s stole ’im
-you bet I’ll git ’im an’ the scalp o’ the feller with ’im. If ’e aint
-’ere tomorrer I’ll take a look around. A dog like that can’t be kep’ hid
-long, an’ somebody’ll ’ave seen ’im. He ain’t no fool, an’ if ’e’s shut
-up anywheres, you bet ’e’ll come back w’en ’e gits out.”
-
-“Well, you see that ’e gits out,” replied the old man with asperity.
-“I’m done havin’ heart disease ev’ry time I don’t see that dog w’en I go
-by your place, an’ I want ’im back where ’e b’longs. I didn’t give ’im
-to you, an’ if you don’t know where ’e is you aint fit to have charge o’
-no animal. This aint no small talk that I’m doin’. Its the summin’ up o’
-the court.”
-
-Spot was a well trained bird dog. Hyatt had borrowed him from the old
-man about two years before, and, as his facilities for taking care of
-him were much better than Bill was able to provide, the animal was
-allowed to remain at Hyatt’s house boat on indefinite leave. He slept
-under the rude bed and seemed much happier there than at home.
-
-Hyatt was now in rather a delicate position. The dog had not been seen
-in the neighborhood for over a week. An old trapper had come down the
-river in a canoe and stopped for an hour or so at the house boat. He
-announced his intention of leaving the country forever, and was on his
-way to the Illinois where he hoped to find enough muskrats to occupy his
-remaining days. He wanted a good quail dog, and, after much jockeying,
-had acquired Spot in exchange for a repeating rifle and a box of
-cartridges. The dog was tied in the front end of the canoe and departed
-with his new owner. Hyatt had an abiding faith that Spot would return in
-a few days, and that the stranger would be too far away down stream to
-want to buffet the strong current to get him back.
-
-The dog’s homing instinct had proved reliable heretofore, as he had been
-sold several times under similar conditions, and was now regarded as a
-possible source of steady income by his thrifty guardian.
-
-Hyatt was careful not to sell the animal to anybody who was liable to be
-in that part of the country again. Spot had once gone as far as the
-Mississippi river with a confiding purchaser, and was away only a little
-over two weeks. He was now expected back at any time, in fact he was
-under the bed when Hyatt arrived home after the disagreeable reproaches
-of Bill Stiles, and the next day the incident was considered closed by
-both parties.
-
-The only pet that Bill had cared anything for in recent years, besides
-his dog, was a one legged duck that he called “Esther.” The missing
-support had been acquired by a snapping turtle in the river, and Bill’s
-sympathies and affections had been aroused. During her owner’s absence
-from his shack, Esther and her brown brood were confined in the hollow
-base of a big tree, protected from the weasels and skunks by a wire
-screen over the opening.
-
-By Saturday night Hyatt and Stiles had become quite chummy again. It was
-very hot and we sat in front of the store with our coats off. Bill was
-discoursing sapiently on topics of international import, when we saw
-somebody down the road.
-
-“That ol’ mudturkle comin’ yonder with that pipe stuck in all them
-whiskers, is Bill Wirrick,” he announced after further observation. “We
-call ’im ‘Puckerbrush Bill,’ on account of ’is bein’ up in Puckerbrush
-Bayou one night in ’is push boat, an’ tryin’ to make a short cut to git
-back to the river. He got ’is whiskers tangled in the puckerbrush an’
-had to cut away a lot of ’em with ’is knife to git out. He’s between
-some pretty big bunches of ’em now, but they aint nothin’ to what they
-was. He had pretty near half a bushel an’ ’e used to carry ’is money in
-’em. I s’pose ’e’ll begin tellin’ about all ’is troubles w’en ’e gits
-’ere. That’s what’s the matter with this place, an’ it makes me tired to
-hear all these fellers tellin’ their troubles w’en they oughta be
-listenin’ to mine. My troubles has got some importance, but theirs don’t
-interest nobody.
-
-“Hello, Puck,” greeted the old man, as Wirrick came up, “how’s things
-down to the slough?”
-
-“Pretty slow; got’ny tobacco?”
-
-“Listen at ’im!” whispered Bill.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- “PUCKERBRUSH BILL”
-]
-
-He was duly supplied, and took one of the hickory chairs under the
-awning. Notwithstanding their reported depletion, his whiskers were
-still impressive, and the warm evening breeze played softly and fondly
-among the ample remnants. His mouth was concealed somewhere in the maze.
-His pointed nose and watchful furtive eyes gave his face a peculiar foxy
-expression.
-
-“Its a good thing you didn’t strike a prairie fire with them whiskers,
-instid of a mess o’ puckerbrush,” remarked Bill, after a period of
-silence.
-
-“I’m goin’ to mow ’em in a few days to cool off, an’ then raise a new
-crop fer next winter. They’s lots more whar them come from,” replied
-Wirrick. “I’ll git some whiskers that’ll make you fellers set up an’
-take notice ’fore the snow flies.”
-
-The mention of fire in connection with his whiskers must have suggested
-something to Wirrick, for, when he appeared without them the following
-week, he said that he hated a razor, couldn’t find any shears, and had
-“frizzled ’em off with a candle.”
-
-Bill was shocked at his appearance.
-
-“You look like you was half naked. I see now w’y you been keepin’ that
-ol’ mug o’ your’n covered up. You’ve got a bum face. You git busy an’
-git all the whiskers you can right away!”
-
-The next arrival was Swan Peterson, an aged Swede, who lived in a
-dilapidated shack, festooned on the inside with rusty muskrat traps,
-near the mouth of “Crooked Creek.” His liver had rebelled against many
-years of unfair treatment, and his visage was of a greenish yellow. A
-prodigious white moustache, that suggested a chrysanthemum in full
-bloom, accentuated the evidence of his ailment. He was considerably over
-six feet tall. The years of hardship and isolation had bent his mighty
-shoulders and saddened his gray eyes. Peterson was cast in a heroic
-mould. His ancestors were the sea wolves who roved over perilous and
-unknown waters, and met violent deaths, in years when the Norse legends
-were in the making, but their wild forays and stormy lives meant nothing
-to him. He had no interest in the past or traditions to uphold. All he
-now wanted in the world was plenty of patent medicine and whiskey to mix
-with it, and in a pinch, he could get along without the medicine.
-
-The jaundiced Viking came slowly up on to the platform, looked us over
-languidly, and commented on the general cussedness of the weather and
-life’s monotonies.
-
-“I ban har fifty years, an’ I seen the same damn thing ev’ry year all
-over again. It ban cold in winter an’ hot in summer. I eat an’ sleep,
-an’ eat an’ sleep some more, an’ work hard all day, an’ then eat an’
-sleep—ev’ry day the same damn thing. I ban takin’ medicine now five
-years, an’ I can’t git none that’s got any kick. Mebbe I got some o’
-them things that Rass Wattles says Wahoo Bitters’ll cure, but mebbe I
-got something else that they didn’t know about when they mixed that
-stuff. I find mixin’ half Wahoo an’ half whiskey ban some help, but I’m
-goin’ to try some other bitters an’ mix in more whiskey. That whiskey
-ban a good thing, an’ when I get a good thing I put a sinker on it.”
-
-[Illustration:
-
- SWAN PETERSON
-]
-
-Old “Doc” Dust drove up in a squeaky buggy with an ancient top. His lazy
-gray mare seemed glad to get her feet into the hollowed ground in front
-of the hitching rail.
-
-Certain types in the medical profession are never called anything but
-“Doc,” except when more profane appellations are required. Dust was a
-befitting name for the old man, for he appeared to be much dried up. His
-parchment like skin was drawn tightly over his protruding cheek bones,
-and his emaciated figure seemed almost ready to blow away. A frayed
-Prince Albert coat was secured with one button at the waist, and a rusty
-plug hat was jammed down on the back of his head. These things were
-evidently intended to impart a professional air, but they completed a
-sad satire. The Doc looked like a hypocritical old scamp.
-
-Much human character, or the lack of it, may be indicated by a hat, and
-the manner of wearing it, particularly if it is a “plug.” Worn in the
-ordinary conventional way, a “correct” plug is supposed to provide a
-roof for a certain kind of dignity, but usually it indicates nothing
-beyond a mere lack of artistic sensibility. Tipped forward, it suggests
-sulkiness, obstinacy, and self-complacency—a sort of sporty rowdyism,
-when worn on one side—and disregard of the rights and opinions of
-others, when it is tilted back of the ears.
-
-Of course the condition and the year of coinage of the plug enter into
-the equation and complicate it, but even a very shabby plug is an
-entertaining story teller. To a careful and discriminating student of
-human folly, it is replete with subtleties.
-
-A Fiji Island cannibal, whose only wearing apparel was a plug hat, was
-once made chief of his tribe on account of it. It was probably as
-becoming to him as it had been to the spiritual adviser he had eaten.
-Such dignity and distinction as it was capable of imparting was his. He
-had attained what is possibly the apotheosis of barbaric head dress of
-our age.
-
-Doc carried two medicine cases under his buggy seat on his professional
-rounds. One of them was stocked with a dozen large bottles with Latin
-labels, and the other with small phials containing white pills the size
-of number six shot. If his patient preferred “Alopathy,” he or she got
-it with a vengeance. If “Homepathy” was wanted, the smaller receptacle
-was drawn upon. The “leaders” in the “Alopathy” box were castor
-oil—calomel, and quinine. Aconite and Belladona–100, and Magnesium
-Phos–10 occupied the places of honor in the other.
-
-Dust had weathered several matrimonial storms, and his last wife was now
-under the wild flowers in the country cemetery, where the epitaph on the
-unpretentious stone—erected by her own relatives—was more congratulatory
-than sorrowful.
-
-“Doc” Hopkins, or “Hoppy Doc” as he was irreverently dubbed along the
-river, was Dust’s only rival. The competition was bitter, and many
-untimely ends were ascribed by each of them to the other’s criminal
-ignorance. Hoppy Doc often told, with great relish, a story of Cornelia
-Kibbins, Dust’s first wife, alleging that after a year of tempestuous
-married life, she had fled to her father’s home late one winter night
-for refuge. Her irate parent refused her an asylum. He had felt greatly
-outraged when the wedding took place and never wanted to see his
-daughter again. In answer to the plaintive midnight cry at his door, he
-leaned out of a second story window and delivered a torrent of
-invective. As he closed the window he shouted, “Dust thou art, and unto
-Dust shalt thou return!”
-
-The suppliant disappeared, and evidently the worm turned, for Dust was a
-physical wreck for a month afterwards. Old man Kibbins subsequently
-declared that while his daughter “was a damn fool, she had fight’n blood
-in ’er, an’ the Doc ’ad better look out fer squalls.”
-
-Dust was guyed good-naturedly by the occupants of the platform, as he
-went into the store to get some fine cut.
-
-“What’s that you’ve got out there between them buggy thills, Doc?”
-queried Hyatt.
-
-Bill winked at me and asked him if he had driven by his garden lately—a
-delicate reference to the cemetery, intended to be sarcastic.
-
-Another stove pipe hat was brought by “Pop” Wilkins, an octogenarian. He
-also wore it jammed well down behind his ears. The old man climbed
-painfully up the steps with his hickory cane, and dropped into a chair
-that Hyatt brought out of the store for him. He placed the ancient tile
-under it, mopped his bald head with a large red bandanna, and looked
-wistfully beyond the river.
-
-Pop had been afflicted with intermittent ague for several years. He was
-once a preacher and a temperance advocate. He was placed on the
-superannuated list by the Methodist conference, and had finally been
-expunged as a backslider. He fell from grace and yielded to the lure of
-strong waters. Once, after he had over indulged for several weeks, he
-went and sat in sad reflection on the bank of the gloomy river at night.
-Out of its depths came strange six footed beasts and multicolored
-crawling things that terrified Pop and drove remorse into his soul.
-Since that eventful night he had been more moderate, but he was still in
-danger, and it was a question as to whether old age, ague, or J.
-Barleycorn would get him first.
-
-My friend “Kun’l” Peets, who was a comparatively recent importation into
-the river country, came over the bridge with a basket on his arm
-containing a couple of setter pups that he wanted Posey to see, with a
-view of possibly having them applied on his account at the store. He was
-an ex-confederate from Tennessee, and seemed sadly out of harmony with
-his surroundings. The pups were liberated on the platform and subjected
-to much poking about and criticism by the experts. The Colonel
-considered them “fine specimens of a noble strain,” but Wirrick thought
-“they looked like they had some wolf blood in ’em.” Posey agreed to
-accept the little animals in lieu of eight dollars owed by the Colonel,
-with the understanding that they were to be kept for him until they were
-a month older. Everybody understood his kindly consideration for the old
-man, and knew that he had no earthly use for the pups.
-
-The assemblage in front of the store became more varied and interesting
-with the arrival of other visitors. The chairs were exhausted and the
-platform edge was entirely occupied. Bill Stiles had just commenced the
-narration of a horse trade story, when an old man appeared in the
-twilight on the bridge. He wore a long gray overcoat, although the
-evening was very warm. The story stopped and interest was centered on
-the slowly approaching figure.
-
-I asked Posey who he was. He bent his head toward me confidentially,
-and, in something between a low whistle and a whisper, replied:
-“S-s-s-s-t——‘the Serpent’s Hiss’!!!”
-
-We were in prohibition territory, and the old “bootlegger” was bringing
-twelve flat pint bottles in twelve inside pockets of the gray overcoat
-to break the drought at Posey’s store.
-
-He was an unbonded warehouse, and the reason for the mysterious
-gathering on that particular evening was now apparent.
-
-He came slowly up the steps, and seemed embarrassed to find a stranger
-present. I was introduced and vouched for by my friend Posey, and he
-seemed much relieved.
-
-Conversation had been rather dull during the last half hour, but now it
-had a merry note. The jaundiced Viking brightened up and wondered how
-many bird’s nests had been constructed with the whiskers that Wirrick
-had left up in the bayou. Time worn jokes were laughed at more than
-usual. Some new insurance that Posey had acquired was regarded as
-indicating a big fire as soon as business got dull, and Doc Dust was
-told that he ought to keep the small bag of oats under his buggy seat
-away from the medicine cases or he would lose his horse.
-
-“Well, time is flitt’n,” remarked the “Serpent’s Hiss,” as he rose and
-departed for the barn lot behind the store.
-
-One by one, like turtles slipping off a log into a stream, those who sat
-along the edge of the platform dropped silently to the ground and
-followed him, and most of the occupants of the chairs joined the
-procession. Like the oriflamme of Henry of Navarre, the gray overcoat
-led them on through the dusk.
-
-The retreat to the rear was in deference to Posey’s scruples. He
-preferred that the store itself should be kept free from illegitimate
-traffic.
-
-The odor of substantial sin, and a faint suggestion of a dragon’s breath
-was in the atmosphere when the crowd returned. Deliverance had come.
-Aridity was succeeded by bountiful moisture, that like gentle rain, had
-fallen upon thirsty flowers.
-
-The Colonel seemed in some way to be dissatisfied with his visit to the
-barn, and was at odds with the owner of the gray overcoat when the
-expedition returned. He had parted with a silver coin under protest.
-
-“Inate cou’tesy, suh, compelled me to pa’take of you’ah abundance, suh,”
-he declared. “It was not that I wanted you’ah infe’nal mixcha, you mink
-eyed old grave robbah,” he declared, as he left with his puppies.
-
-The old bootlegger’s name was Richard Shakes, but the obvious natural
-perversion to “Dick Snakes” was too tempting to be resisted by the river
-humorists. He was also frequently alluded to as “Tiger Cat,” a term that
-seemed much more appropriate to the liquids he dispensed than to him,
-for, outside of his questionable occupation, the old man was entirely
-inoffensive and harmless. He was another member of the old time trapping
-fraternity, and lived alone in a log house on the creek about two miles
-away.
-
-He had a large collection of Indian relics, that he had spent many years
-in accumulating, and he took great delight in showing them to anybody
-who came to see him. The arrow and spear heads were methodically
-arranged in long rows on thin smooth boards, and held in place by the
-heads of tacks that overlapped their edges. The boards were nailed to
-the walls of faced logs all over the interior of the cabin.
-
-Nearly everybody in the surrounding country had contributed to the
-collection at one time or another, and it was being added to constantly.
-
-There were many fine specimens of tomahawk heads, stone axes, and other
-implements, that had been fashioned with admirable skill. The old man
-guarded his hoarded treasures with a miser’s solicitude, for they were
-the solace of his lonely life. He had refused large offers for the
-collection as a whole, and never could be induced to part with single
-specimens, except under pressure of immediate necessity.
-
-There are few mental comforts comparable with those of absorbing
-hobbies. They temper the raw winds and asperities of existence to a
-wonderful degree, and offer a welcome balm of heart interest to lives
-weary of continued conflict for mythical goals. We may smile at them in
-others, but we realize their deep significance when they are our own.
-
-Poor old Shakes was but another example of one made happy by a harmless
-fad, the joys of which might well be coveted by those whose millions
-have brought only fear and sorrow. After it is all over the pursuit of
-one phantom has been as gratifying as the quest of another, for they
-both end in darkness.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- DICK SHAKES
-]
-
-After sitting around for awhile, and listening to the enlivened
-conversation, and the gossip of the neighborhood, that now circulated
-freely, the old man bought a package of tobacco in the store, for which
-he said he had “been stung ten cents,” and left us, with the overcoat,
-from which the cargo had been discharged, hung lightly over his arm.
-
-The assemblage gradually dispersed. Wirrick, Hyatt, and the jaundiced
-Viking went down to the river bank and departed in their “push boats.”
-Doc Dust invited Pop Wilkins to ride with him, and they betook
-themselves into the shadows. Tipton Posey relighted his pipe and Bill
-Stiles resumed the story of the horse trade.
-
-
-
-
- VI
- MUSKRAT HYATT’S REDEMPTION
-
-
-Except from a picturesque standpoint, “Rat” Hyatt was not an ornament to
-the river country. Its meager and widely scattered social life, and its
-average of morality, were more or less affected by his shortcomings. In
-many communities he would be considered an undesirable citizen. He was
-looked upon as a good natured “bad egg,” and as one industrious in the
-ways of sin by his associates at Tipton Posey’s store, but the habitues
-of that time honored loafing place always welcomed him, for he possessed
-a reminiscent talent and a peculiar kind of dry wit and repartee that
-helped to enliven the sleepy days.
-
-In this world much sin is forgiven an entertaining personality.
-
-There was always a feeling of incompleteness on the store platform when
-Rat was absent, that nobody ever admitted, but when he arrived and took
-his accustomed seat on the green wheel barrow, that was part of the
-merchandise that Posey kept outside in the day time, the depressing
-vacancy existed no longer.
-
-Bill Stiles’s temperamental discharges of ornate philosophy, and his
-comments on life’s ironies and human folly, required a target, and this
-was commonly the role assigned to Rat Hyatt.
-
-“I’m always the goat,” remarked Rat one hot afternoon, as we sat in the
-shade of the wooden awning. “W’y don’t you pick on somebody that likes
-to listen? I’ve been kidded by experts, an’ this long talk o’ your’n
-seems kind o’ mixed up. The trouble with you an’ a lot o’ the other ol’
-mud birds ’round ’ere, is you open yer mouth an’ go ’way an’ leave it,
-an’ fergit you started it.”
-
-“Now look ’ere, Rat,” replied Bill, “you aint got no call to talk back
-to me. W’en I’m talkin’ to you, I aint arguin’. I’m tellin’ you how
-’tis. I knowed you w’en you wasn’t knee high to a duck, an’ you aint got
-brains enough to have the headache with.
-
-“That feller that you sold my dog to the last time was ’ere yisterd’y
-askin’ ’bout you, an’ if Spot ’ad ever come back. He’d been up to your
-place, an’ its a good thing fer you that you an’ Spot was off some’rs in
-the woods. He told me what ’e traded you fer the animal, an’ I want you
-to bring them things to me, fer it was my dog you got ’em with.”
-
-As Spot was asleep under the wheelbarrow, Bill’s equity in the repeating
-rifle and cartridges, that Hyatt had received in exchange for him,
-seemed rather hazy. The reason for Spot’s prolonged absence some months
-before was now apparent to Bill, and, although the intelligent animal
-had returned home, as expected, after being traded off, the old man’s
-nurtured wrath was waiting for Rat when he arrived that afternoon. Hyatt
-seemed in nowise abashed at the revelation of Bill’s knowledge of his
-shady transaction with the trapper.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- “MUSKRAT” HYATT
-]
-
-“If I hadn’t a knowed the dog ’ud come home, I wouldn’t a let ’im go. It
-showed how much I trusted ’im w’en I let ’im go off with a stranger like
-that. If that feller thought ’e c’d keep a fine dog like that away from
-them that loved ’im, ’e oughta suffer fer ’is foolishness, an’ leave
-sump’n in the country to be remembered by. Of course if sump’n ’ad a
-happened to Spot, an’ ’e hadn’t a come back, I’d a given you the rifle,
-but I knowed that dog was all right. You c’n have ’im back any time you
-want ’im, if he’ll stay with you, but you hadn’t oughta jump on me as
-long as ’e aint lost, an’ ’e’s in first class health.”
-
-“Its the funny ideas that some fellers ’ave about other people’s propity
-that keeps the state’s prisons filled up,” remarked Bill. “It aint the
-lyin’ an’ stealin’ that gits ’em thar, its gitt’n caught. If they don’t
-git caught its jest called business shrewdness. You bilked that feller
-out o’ that gun an’ you’r deprivin’ me of it w’en you used my dog to git
-it with. You’r a fine man to trust anythin’ with, you are. If I had any
-place to keep Spot I wouldn’t let you have ’im a minute. I c’n fill my
-shanty with stuff by tradin’ ’im off, an’ then wait’n fer ’im to come
-home, jest as well as you can, an’ it ’ud be all right fer me to do it,
-but you aint got no such right, ’specially if yer goin’ to swindle
-people.”
-
-After Bill’s assurance that he had told the deluded trapper nothing of
-Spot’s return, and that he had gone off up the river, the conversation
-drifted into channels that were less irritating.
-
-The old man’s mind became calm and he ascended the narrow stairway on
-the outside of the building, to his room over the store, for a nap.
-
-“That ol’ feller oughta to have a phonygraph with ’is voice in it so he
-c’d spin it an’ listen to ’imself speil,” remarked Rat after Bill had
-left. “I used to often watch ’im when ’e was set’n quiet out ’ere by the
-hour, with that dinkey hat pulled down in front an’ lookin’ wise, an’
-wonder what big thoughts was ferment’n up in that old moss covered dome
-o’ his, but I found out after a while that ’e wasn’t thinkin’ about
-nuth’n at all.”
-
-Rat wended his way down to the bank under the bridge, where he had left
-his push boat, followed by the faithful Spot, and poled his way up
-stream. When he reached the vicinity of the stranded house boat, where
-he had lived for several years, he reconnoitered it cautiously. No
-malign presence was detected. He looked over his bee hives that were
-scattered about among the trees, and provided two or three week’s food
-supplies for his chickens, and some young coons and weasles, that he was
-raising for their fur in some wire cages under the house. He then packed
-a few necessaries into his boat, and secured the door of the house with
-a padlock.
-
-He was not quite satisfied that the trapper, who was looking for Spot,
-had left the country, and he did not intend to take any chances. The dog
-was ordered to lie down in the bow of the canoe, where he was carefully
-covered. The intelligent animal complied cheerfully with all of the
-arrangements.
-
-Rat then proceeded down the river for several miles to the big marsh,
-where he did the most of his trapping during the late fall, winter, and
-spring.
-
-He had two motives for his trip, besides the idea of avoiding a possible
-visit of the trapper to the house boat. One was to see if the muskrat
-population on the marsh had increased properly during the summer, and
-the other was to visit Malindy Taylor, whom he deeply loved, and by whom
-he was scorned as a suitor.
-
-Malindy was a peppery widow of about forty, who lived with her aged
-mother in a small house beyond the marsh. She was the owner of a wild
-duck farm, and conducted it with such success that Rat looked forward to
-spending his declining days in peace and comfort if he could persuade
-Malindy to take him into life partnership.
-
-Many hundreds of mallards and teal nested among the boggy places in the
-marsh during the summer. The eggs were gathered, put into incubators,
-and under complaisant hens on the farm. The ducklings were reared in
-wired enclosures that prevented them from joining their kind in the
-skies when the fall migrations began. During the game season, when they
-were properly matured, they were skilfully strangled and shipped away as
-wild birds at game prices.
-
-Rat had always willingly hunted nests and gathered eggs for his beloved.
-He did odd jobs about the farm and participated in everything but the
-harvest. Like Jacob of old, toiling for the hand of Rachael, Rat’s
-industry, although intermittent, was sustained by alluring hope.
-
-Outside of her earthly possessions, it must be admitted that Malindy had
-few charms. One of her eyes was slightly on the bias, and at times it
-had a baleful gleam. Two of her front teeth protruded in a particularly
-unpleasant way, as though she expected to bite at something alive. She
-had an angular disposition, and her temper was not conducive to the even
-flow of life’s little amenities. To use a Scotch expression, she was
-“unco pernickity.” She was intolerant of human frailty in others,
-especially of the kinds that entered so largely into Rat Hyatt’s
-make-up, but divinities sometimes appear in strange forms. To Rat’s love
-blinded eyes she was the one lone flower that grew in the dreary desert
-of life’s monotonies.
-
-There is something about everybody that appeals to somebody, and this is
-why there is nobody who cannot find somebody willing to marry them.
-
-Perhaps the streak of primitive cussedness in Malindy appealed to
-compatible instincts in Rat’s heart, but be that as it may, he was a
-faithful and much abused worshiper.
-
-When he reached the farther end of the great marsh, he threaded his way
-through familiar openings among the tall masses of rushes and wild rice,
-landed on the soggy shore, and pulled his canoe up among the underbrush.
-He and Spot then took the winding path that led through the woods to the
-duck farm, about a quarter of a mile away.
-
-He intended to stay at the farm, in seclusion, for a week or two, do
-some work that he had long promised, and then put out his traps on the
-marsh. He kept about a hundred of them in Malindy’s barn, when they were
-not in use.
-
-About half way down the marsh a long tongue of wooded land extended out
-into the oozy slough. It was known as “Swallow Tail Point.” This was
-Tipton Posey’s favorite haunt during the shooting season. Thousands of
-wild ducks and geese passed over it on their way up or down the river,
-and in circling about over the marsh, which was a bountiful feeding
-ground. Bill Wirrick spent much time on the point with Posey. They had a
-little shack back among the low trees, sheltered so that it could not be
-seen from the sky, and hidden from the water by the tall brush.
-
-These two worthies had solved at least one of life’s problems in this
-secluded retreat, for they did not have to adjust themselves to the
-convenience of anybody else.
-
-In the early morning, just before daylight, when the ducks began to move
-over the marsh, and in the evening twilight, when the incoming flocks
-were settling for the night, little puffs of smoke, and faint reports,
-issued from the end of the point, and dark objects fell out of the sky.
-They were diligently retrieved by Posey’s brown water spaniel.
-
-Occasionally wild geese would sweep low over the point, scatter and rise
-excitedly, as the puffs of smoke took toll from the honking ranks.
-
-In addition to a big bunch of wooden decoys that floated in an open
-space near the edge of the point, the wary birds were lured by
-mechanical quacks and honks from small patented devices, operated by
-their concealed enemies.
-
-Notwithstanding their civilized garb, and highly developed weapons, Tip
-and Bill were barbarians. Their instincts were lower than those of the
-carnivora of the jungle, for they killed not for food, or even for
-profit, but for the joy of the killing. They did not bother about the
-wounded birds that curved away and fluttered into the matted grasses and
-rushes, to suffer in silence, or be eaten by the big snapping turtles
-that had no ideas of sport. They exulted over piles of beautiful
-feathered creatures, motionless and splashed with blood, many of which
-were afterwards thrown away.
-
-Tip had devoted many of his idle hours to the invention of a new goose
-call. The range of the ordinary devices seemed to him too restricted.
-His theory was that if the volume of sound could be increased so as to
-fill a radius of four or five miles, the distant V shaped flocks could
-be lured to within gun shot of the point.
-
-After long meditation, and consultation with Bill Wirrick, they began
-putting the plan into execution.
-
-They procured a pair of blacksmith’s bellows from a distant country
-town, and some big instruments that had once belonged to the local brass
-band. These things, in addition to some rubber garden hose, and a lot of
-other miscellaneous material, were carefully covered in a wagon and
-secretly conveyed to the point.
-
-Weeks were spent in the construction of the apparatus. The brass
-instruments were arranged in the interior of a huge megaphone. Rubber
-balls bobbed about intermittently within the capacious horns when the
-air was pumped through them. The requisite volume of sound was attained,
-but somehow the turbulent honks of the wild geese were not
-satisfactorily imitated, although repeated adjustment and alteration
-gave much hope of success.
-
-The experiments were conducted cautiously during the summer, when there
-was nobody on the marsh, and no mention of the contrivance was made
-around the store, for a cruel gauntlet of jibes and merciless humor
-awaited the nonsuccess of the enterprise, if the wiseacres of the
-platform ever learned of it.
-
-Rat Hyatt, although much interested in all that pertained to the marsh,
-and its surroundings, had never suspected what was going on on the
-point. He never had occasion to land there, and, by common consent, its
-possession by Posey and Wirrick for shooting purposes was respected by
-the few hunters who frequented the vicinity.
-
-Malindy Taylor had sometimes heard some terrible noises from the
-direction of the point, but she was too far away to be much disturbed.
-Both Posey and Wirrick had often referred to Malindy as “an old
-fuss-bug,” although she was much younger than either of them, and they
-probably would not have cared if they had scared her out of the country,
-but she had little curiosity about things that did not affect her duck
-farm.
-
-She and her mother had concluded that the uncanny sounds were produced
-by donkeys in the woods, and doubtless this was also the opinion of most
-of those who afterwards learned all of the facts.
-
-When Rat emerged from his retirement at the duck farm, he spent two or
-three days puttering about through the water openings, setting his
-traps.
-
-The furred inhabitants of the slough had builded their picturesque
-little domes of stringy roots, rushes, and dead grass, and plastered
-them together with lumps of mud in the quiet places, away from the river
-currents that crept in sinuous and broken channels through the broad
-wastes of sodden labyrinths.
-
-Hyatt was an intelligent trapper, and was careful not to depopulate his
-grounds. He frequently moved the traps, so as not to exhaust the animals
-in a particular locality. The little competition he had on the marsh
-must have been discouraging to his rivals, for he always had more traps
-at the end of the season than at its beginning, and the traps set by
-others never seemed to be very productive, except to Hyatt. By degrees
-each new comer was eliminated.
-
-Rat had finished a hard day’s work. He sat on some dry grass in the
-bottom of his canoe, lighted a redolent old pipe, and decided to indulge
-in a good smoke and a long rest before starting up the river.
-
-Twilight had come. The vast expanse of overgrown water was silent,
-except for the low lullabies of the marsh birds among the thick grasses
-and bulrushes. He sat for a long time and watched the smoke curl up into
-the still air. The moon came over the distant rim of the forest that
-bordered the great marsh, and one by one, the stars began to tremble in
-the crystal sky, but it was not with the eye of the poet that Rat
-regarded these things. The moonlighted river would be easy to navigate
-on the trip home.
-
-Suddenly a flash of greenish light shot into the heavens in the north
-west, and in a few minutes the entire horizon in every direction flamed
-and shimmered with long gleaming streamers of rose and green beams that
-touched fluttering segments of a corona of orange glow at the zenith.
-
-Rat had often seen the Aurora Borealis; he was familiar with sheet
-lightning, and the electrical discharges of the thunder storms, but this
-awful light was something new.
-
-It was a magnetic storm, one of those rare phenomena, that the average
-person sees but once in a life time, and never forgets, caused by the
-sudden incandescence of heavily charged solar dust in the earth’s
-atmosphere.
-
-The play of the fitful quivering gleams through the firmament was a
-sublime spectacle. The motionless air had the peculiar odor that comes
-from an excess of ozone.
-
-Rat Hyatt was in the throes of mortal fright. The dog uttered a long
-howl, and just at that moment—like a yell of demonic mockery out of
-sulphurous caverns—the unearthly tones of Tipton Posey’s goose call
-resonated from the woods on Swallow Tail Point, and reverberated beyond
-the weirdly lighted waters.
-
-One or both of its builders had probably come to test the powers of the
-unholy device, and were unabashed by the drama that glorified the night
-skies.
-
-With blind instinct of self preservation, Rat rose to his knees and made
-a faltering attempt to grasp his paddle, but his hands refused the
-dictates of his palsied brain. He cowered as one in the presence of the
-Ultimate.
-
-To him, in this appalling display of supernatural power, and the evident
-impending end of all things, had come the agony of abject terror and
-despair, and before it his rude conception of life collapsed.
-
-His past flashed before his distorted vision like a hideous nightmare.
-His world suddenly lost reality. The human creatures in it changed to
-throngs of fleeting phantoms, impelled by unseen forces. They glared,
-grinned and gibbered at each other, as they hurried through the mist,
-and vanished into the oblivion from which they came.
-
-In the realm of fear there are ghastly solitudes. They pervade dim
-phosphorescent glows on ocean floors, and they brood in the desolation
-around the poles. They creep into awe stricken hearts when the filmy
-strands, that sustain the Ego on its frail human web are broken, and the
-denuded spirit stands in utter loneliness at the brink of Chaos.
-
-In the course of an hour the wonderful radiance, that had transfigured
-the heavens, and chilled the marrow bones of Rat Hyatt, ceased as
-suddenly as it had begun. The frightful unknown sounds from the woods
-were not repeated.
-
-Rat finally succeeded in getting on his feet. He pushed his canoe out
-into the channel and started up stream, but it was a changed man who
-swung the long paddle. His soul had been rarefied in chastening flames.
-He was as one who had met his Maker face to face, and his only hope now
-was that his life span might be mercifully extended until he could make
-amends for the past.
-
-He reached the house boat in the early morning, much exhausted, and
-threw himself on the rude bed, where his shattered nerves found partial
-repose.
-
-His sleep was much troubled. He awoke with a sudden start late in the
-afternoon, and, lashed by an avenging conscience, slid his canoe into
-the river and hurried up stream to find the Reverend Daniel Butters, a
-venerable preacher, who lived about six miles away. To him he would
-carry his heavy laden heart, and in the consolations of religion seek
-forgiveness and peace.
-
-The Reverend Butters was known far and wide as “Dismal Dan,” and was
-referred to in Bill Stiles’s chronicles as “the Javelin of the Lord.” He
-was an eccentric, heavily bewhiskered old character, who believed in the
-Church Militant, and had exhorted, quoted reproving scripture, and made
-doleful prophecies in the river country for two normal generations.
-
-In the little weather beaten country church, up the river, his small
-audiences consisted of aged ladies and pious old settlers, who were
-already saved, and did not need the rescuing hand. He preached
-Calvinistic damnation in the belief that fear of hell was a more potent
-factor in human redemption than hope of reward.
-
-His principal authority on hell was Jonathan Edwards, a fiery divine,
-who glowed in Massachusetts about two hundred years ago. During his
-eruptive period, Edwards’s sermons on damnation blistered and enriched
-the sectarian literature of his time. Dismal Dan frequently resurrected
-and reheated these old printed sermons, and hurled the sputtering embers
-at his inoffensive listeners.
-
-He had not made a convert for many years. Of late his powers of
-spiritual persuasion had languished, and, like his hearers, had become
-atrophied.
-
-He was a revivalist who did not revive. He needed new and pliant
-material, and when Muskrat Hyatt had told his errand he was welcomed as
-one who had fled from among the Pharisees. Out of the wilderness of sin
-a lowly suppliant had come.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- THE REVEREND DANIEL BUTTERS
-]
-
-They talked of the mysterious and unknown light that had illumined the
-heavens the night before, and the terrifying sounds that had come over
-the waters. Dismal Dan pronounced it all to be a “manifestation.” He had
-long expected signs and angry portents in the skies as a warning to
-sinners. Probably his biased mind would eagerly have ascribed divine
-origin to any natural phenomenon that shooed fish into his ministerial
-net.
-
-They spent many days and nights in prayer and assiduous scriptural
-readings. A far away look came into Hyatt’s eyes, and an elevation of
-brow that did not seem to be of this world. The spiritual calm of the
-neophite within cloistered walls was his. He had laid a contrite heart
-upon the altar of his fears, and on it rested celestial rays.
-
-He interrupted the period of his reconstruction with a trip down the
-river to visit Malindy Taylor. Just what passed at the duck farm was
-never known, but, after three days, Malindy opened her heart of stone to
-the penitent. They came up the stream in the canoe, and, as the
-enraptured township correspondent of the county paper expressed it,
-“they were united on the front porch in the sacred bonds of holy
-matrimony, by the Reverend Daniel Butters, on the afternoon of Thursday,
-the bridegroom being attired in conventional black, and the bride with a
-bouquet of white flowers.”
-
-Rat betook himself to the duck farm with his bride. He removed all his
-traps from the marsh, for he now considered the problem of his future
-earthly existence solved, without the necessity of very much hard work.
-
-He made frequent visits to Dismal Dan, but kept entirely away from the
-store. That place was a sink of iniquity that he desired to avoid. He
-and the old man spent many hours together that were sweetened with
-blissful discourse. Dismal Dan felt that a life time devoted to
-expounding the gospels had found glorious fruition in the salvation of
-Muskrat Hyatt, and he was greatly elated by the sustained piety of the
-proselyte.
-
-He proposed to Brother Hyatt that they go together to the store, and, if
-possible, “convert the bunch on the platform.” In his opinion a
-successful attack on that citadel of sin would practically put the devil
-out of business in the river country.
-
-Brother Hyatt willingly consented. He was without fear of ridicule. He
-floated in an atmosphere of moral purity that the mockery of sinners
-could not defile.
-
-They took a Bible, two old hymn books, and some lunch to the canoe, and,
-accompanied by the trustful and devoted Spot, they proceeded down the
-river. They stopped at the house boat and secured the gun and cartridges
-that the trapper had left in exchange for the dog, and went on down to
-the bridge.
-
-On the river they practiced some of the old hymns, in the rendition of
-which Brother Hyatt displayed a woeful technique. They finally gave up
-trying to sing them, and Brother Butters droned out the rhythmic lines
-in a most doleful way, that Brother Hyatt soon imitated successfully.
-
-Brother Butters then outlined the form of exhortation that he would use
-at the store, and instructed his assistant how he was to cooperate with
-deep and loud amens, whenever big climaxes were reached. Minor climaxes
-were to be left to Brother Hyatt’s judgment. He was to watch Brother
-Butters, and when the forefinger was raised above the head, an amen of
-more than usual sonorousness was to be forthcoming.
-
-Brother Hyatt had studied the hymn books industriously, and had selected
-scattered verses that pleased him and seemed appropriate. They were
-laboriously copied on loose sheets of paper. It was his intention to
-introduce these snatches of hymns into Brother Butters’s sermon with the
-amens, whenever possible, and they both considered that holy power would
-thereby be added to the exhortation. The order in which the extracts
-were to be introduced was considered on the way down, but the sheets got
-somewhat mixed in Brother Hyatt’s pocket before it was time to use them.
-
-The enemies of Satan, with their carefully prepared batteries of pious
-invective and Calvinistic hymns, landed safely under the bridge, late in
-the afternoon. The canoe was pulled out. Brother Hyatt peeked over the
-top of the embankment, and saw that the chairs on the store platform
-were all filled, and that its edge was festooned with the usual
-attendants.
-
-Tipton Posey, Pop Wilkins, Bill Stiles, Doc Dust, Bill Wirrick, “the
-Jaundiced Viking,” “the Serpent’s Hiss,” and the other “regulars,” were
-all there. The vineyard looked ripe and inviting.
-
-Bill Stiles hailed the proselyters cordially as they approached the
-stronghold.
-
-“Say, Rat, whar you been buried all this time?”
-
-“Bill, they’s sump’n wonderful happened to me. I’ve got religion. A
-great light ’as come to me, an’ I’ve repented of all my sins. I’ve
-brought that gun an’ them catritches that I traded yer dog fer, an’ I
-want you to find that feller an’ give ’em back to ’im. I done wrong, an’
-I want to square things up. Three or four times I sold Spot, knowin’
-he’d come home, but I’ve spent the money. I’m goin’ to git some of my
-friends to pay back ev’ry cent, if I c’n find the fellers that bought
-’im.”
-
-“That’ll make yer friends awful happy, Rat. Say, you cert’nly are a
-pippin! What done all this?”
-
-“Never mind, Bill, you’ll see the light some day. No man knows w’en the
-spirit cometh. Brother Butters an’ I are goin’ to hold some services out
-in front o’ the store this afternoon. We want all the chairs fixed nice
-an’ even. Brother Butters will preach, an’ I’m goin’ to line out hymn
-passages ’long with the sermon. We aint got no music, but me linin’ ’em
-out’ll be jest the same as if they was played in tunes, fer it’ll show
-what they are. I hope that some o’ you fellers’ll bite at what’s
-offered.”
-
-Rat was regarded with much concealed levity and mock respect, as he
-arranged the chairs in a curved row, and further developments were
-awaited with suppressed interest.
-
-Bill Stiles joyfully accepted the center of the row. Tipton Posey and
-the Serpent’s Hiss were at the ends. After the chairs were filled the
-rest of the audience sat along the edge of the platform and dangled its
-feet.
-
-Brother Butters and Brother Hyatt brought out a box, which they placed
-on the ground about twenty feet from the audience. Brother Butters
-thought that a little distance would add dignity and solemnity.
-
-During the preparations the similarity of the chair arrangement on the
-platform to that in the minstrel show at the county seat, which nearly
-everybody present had attended during the preceding winter, occurred to
-Tipton Posey.
-
-“Mr. Brown!” he called to Bill Stiles in the center.
-
-“Yes, Mr. Bones!” responded Bill, instantly catching the spirit of the
-occasion.
-
-“Mr. Brown, why is this congregation like a ten penny nail?”
-
-“I don’t know, Mr. Bones, why this congregation is like a ten penny
-nail. Why _is_ this congregation like a ten penny nail?”
-
-“Because, Mr. Brown, it’s goin’ to be driven in,” sagely replied Mr.
-Bones, with a significant glance at the gathering rain clouds overhead.
-
-“Gentlemen, please shed yer hats!” said Brother Hyatt, as he pounded for
-order on the box with a carrot that he had taken from a basket in the
-store. “Brother Butters will now lead in prayer.”
-
-During the invocation, which was brief but heartfelt, Spot walked out
-and stretched himself on the ground in front of the box. Brother Butters
-and Brother Hyatt both ended the prayer with loud amens.
-
-“Here are the lines o’ the first hymn,” announced Brother Hyatt.
-
- “Blow ye the trumpet! blow
- The gladly solemn sound—
- Let all the nations know,
- To earth’s remotest bound,
- The day of Jubilee is come,
- Return, ye ransomed sinners, home!
-
- And now the living waters flow,
- To cheer the humble soul;
- From sea to sea the rivers go,
- And spread from pole to pole.”
-
-Brother Butters then began his discourse, most of which consisted of
-written extracts from old Calvinistic exhortations.
-
-“Our sermon this afternoon is on the subject of the eternity of hell
-torments, and the text is from Matthew 25–46: “These shall go away into
-everlasting punishment.””
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!—Now feel ye the sting of the lash of the
-prophet!”
-
- “Lo, on a narrow neck of land,
- Twixt two unbounded seas I stand,
- Yet how insensible!
- A point of time, a moment’s space,
- Removes me to yon heav’nly place,
- Or shuts me up in hell!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“You have a glorious opportunity today that may never
-come again. The door of mercy is opened wide, but the path that leads to
-it is long and narrow. A slight swerve leads to the fiery pit. Many come
-from the east, the west, the north, the south, and many fall. We may
-conceive of the fierceness of that awful fire of wrath if we think of a
-spider, or other noisome insect, thrown into the midst of glowing coals.
-How immediately it yields, and curls, and withers in the frightful heat!
-What pleasure we take in its agonizing destruction! Here is a little
-image of what ye may expect if ye persist in sin, and a picture of the
-place where pestilential sinners wail.”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!—Oh, hear ye the happy message!”
-
- “Since man by sin has lost his God,
- He seeks creation through,
- And vainly hopes for solid bliss,
- In trying something new.”
-
-Brother Butters:—“The thought comes to me that the row of sinners in
-yonder chairs typifies sin in its vilest form—that of a snake. Tip at
-one end suggests the tail, and Dick Shakes, whom ye call ‘the Serpent’s
-Hiss,’ at the other, represents the loathsome head. It was a snake that
-carried sin into the Garden of Eden. It is a snake that confronts the
-Lord’s servants at this meeting, and, in my mind’s eye, I see that
-writhing serpent, breeze-shaken and hair-hung, over the yawning abyss of
-hell!”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“_Can you beat that?_”
-
- “Oh, blissful thought!
- There seems a voice in ev’ry gale,
- A tongue in ev’ry op’ning flower!”
-
-Bill Stiles:—“This is hot stuff!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“How will the duration of torment without end cause the
-heart to melt like wax! Even those proud, sturdy, and hell-hardened
-spirits, the devils, tremble at the thoughts of that greater torture,
-which they are to suffer on the day of judgment. The poor damned souls
-of men will have their misery vastly augmented.”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-AMEN!—They will get the limit!”
-
- “Oh, Lord, behold me,
- And see how vile I am!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“The fierceness of a great fire, as when a house is all
-in flames, gives one an idea of its rage, and we see that the greater
-the fire is, the fiercer is its heat in every part, and the reason is,
-because one part heats another part.”
-
-Bill Stiles:—“If that rain don’t come pretty soon you fellers’ talk’ll
-set fire to that box!”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“The mockery of sinners availeth not! Now listen to
-another verse!”
-
- “I love to tell the story,
- ’Tis pleasant to repeat
- What seems each time I tell it,
- More wonderfully sweet.”
-
-Brother Butters:—“We have seen that the misery of the departed soul of a
-sinner, besides what it now feels, consists in amazing fears of what is
-yet to come. When the union of the soul and the body is actually broken,
-and the body has fetched its last gasp, the soul forsakes the old
-habitation, and then falls into the hands of devils, who fly upon it,
-and seize it more violently than ever hungry lions flew upon their
-prey.”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!!!—Oh, what a finish! They are no ice hunks
-there!”
-
- “Fresh as the grass our bodies stand,
- And flourish bright as day—
- A blasting wind sweeps o’er the land,
- And fades the grass away!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“We now come to the joy of the saints in heaven who
-behold the sufferings of sinners and unbaptized infants in hell. They
-shall see their doleful state, and it will heighten their sense of
-blessedness. When they shall see the smoke of their torment, and the
-raging of the flames, and hear their dolorous shrieks and cries, and
-consider that they in the meantime are in the most blissful state for
-all eternity, how they will rejoice!”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“Oh, listen ye to the comforts of the church! Oh, speed
-that happy day!”
-
- “Hark! Hark! The notes of joy
- Roll o’er the heav’nly plains,
- And all the seraphs find employ
- For their sublimest strains!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“The scriptures plainly teach that the saints in glory
-shall see the doleful state of the damned, and witness the execution of
-Almighty wrath.”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!”
-
- “Oh, the transporting rapturous scene,
- That rises to my sight!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“The sight of hell torments will exalt the happiness of
-the saints forever, and give them a more lively relish of the joys of
-their heavenly home. The righteous and the wicked in the other world
-will see each other’s state. Thus the rich man in hell, and Lazarus and
-Abraham in heaven, are represented as seeing each other in the 16th
-chapter of Luke. The wicked in their misery will see the saints in the
-kingdom of heaven.—Luke 13–28–29. ‘There shall be weeping and gnashing
-of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham and Isaac and Jacob, and all the
-prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out.’”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—
-
- “The seraphs bright are hov’ring
- Around the throne above—
- Their harps are ever tuning
- To thrilling strains of love!
- They’ll tell the sweet old story
- I always loved so well!
- Oh, let me float in glory
- And hear sinners wail in hell!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“Now come we to the procrastination practiced by the
-average sinner, and in Proverbs 27–1 we find the words, ‘Boast not
-thyself of tomorrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.’”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—
-
- “The lilies of the field,
- That quickly fade away,
- May well to us a lesson yield,
- For we are frail as they!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“Dear friends, tomorrow is not our own. There are many
-ways and means whereby the lives of men are ended. It is written in the
-book of Job, chapter 21, verse 23, that ‘One dieth in his full strength,
-being wholly at ease and quiet.’”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!—Now listen ye unto these words!”
-
- “Melt, melt, these frozen hearts,
- These stubborn wills subdue;
- Each evil passion overcome,
- And form them all anew!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“Oh, ye unregenerates, that wallow in sin and
-wickedness on that platform! God despises you, and the flames await you!
-Go down upon your accursed knees tonight and beseech salvation. This is
-Friday, Saturday may be too late, and everything in the way of grace may
-be gone!”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“Slim chance fer this bunch! It’s you to the red hot
-hooks!”
-
- “Hark! What celestial notes,
- What melody do we hear?
- Soft on the morn it floats,
- And fills the ravished ear!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“How can you be reasonably quiet for one day, or for
-one night, when you know not when the end will come? If you should be
-found unregenerate, how fearful would be the consequence! Consider and
-harken unto this counsel! Repent and be prepared for death! The bow of
-wrath is bent, the arrow is made ready on the string, and nothing but
-the restraint of Almighty anger keeps the arrow one moment from being
-made drunk with your blood!”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!! A-A-MEN!!—Oh, ye tight wads of iniquity,
-loosen up, fer this is the last call!”
-
- “Let floods of penitential grief
- Burst forth from ev’ry eye!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“Be prepared for the opening of the eternal gates of
-pearl that are bathed in the light that shines for the meek and the pure
-in heart. The blessings of repentance are now before you. The choice of
-taking or leaving is yours!”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“Nuthin’ could be fairer than that!”
-
- “Oh, Bless the harps that played the tune,
- That brings us together this afternoon!”
-
-Brother Butters:—“Be prepared for that awful day of judgment, when the
-paths that lead to heaven and the paths that lead to hell are divided by
-the width of a hair!”
-
-Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN—A-A-MEN!!!”
-
- “There is a fountain filled with blood,
- Drawn from Immanuel’s veins,
- And sinners plunged beneath that flood,
- Lose all their guilty stains.”
-
-At this point the rain descended out of the kindly skies, the flaming
-oratory was extinguished, and everybody retreated into the store. It was
-getting dark, and while the services were not completed, the exhorters
-felt that much spiritual progress had been made.
-
-Most of the regulars departed silently when the shower was over.
-
-“Say, Rat, was that you down on the marsh the night we tried the goose
-call?” asked Bill Wirrick. “I seen somebody out near the channel w’en
-them funny streaks was in the sky. Since it all come out about the goose
-call we don’t try to keep it dark no more. The fellers ’round the store
-got onto it, an’ they’ve been devillin’ the life out o’ me an’ Tip. The
-dad gasted thing wouldn’t work an’ we’ve took it apart. We tried to make
-it sound like a flock o’ geese, but it sounded more like a flock o’
-thunder storms. Them sky streaks that night was a funny thing. They’s a
-paper here some’rs that’s got it all in. Lemme see if I c’n find it. Tip
-had it yisterd’y.”
-
-Wirrick finally found the newspaper. Hyatt took it to the dim kerosene
-lamp and spent some time studying the long account of the magnetic
-storm. It was explained by scientific authorities, and bemoaned by the
-interests it had affected. The telegraph and telephone companies had
-been put out of business for several hours, and commerce had suffered
-while Hyatt’s soul was being purified in celestial fires.
-
-Disillusionment came. As long as the things that were going on in this
-world were natural, and could be explained, Rat saw no reason for
-worrying about the next. A cherished idol was shattered; his piety was
-dead sea fruit.
-
-With the calmness of a cool gamester, who has thrown and lost his
-all—slightly pale, but with firm and deliberate step, he went behind the
-door and secured the rifle and cartridges he had asked Bill Stiles to
-restore to the swindled trapper. With no word of farewell to those
-around him, he lighted his long neglected old pipe, reeking with sin and
-nicotine, whistled to Spot, and walked away down the path to the river
-bank where the canoe had been left, and disappeared.
-
-Brother Butters went out on the platform and looked longingly after him.
-
-Night had fallen upon the river. Somewhere far away in the purple gloom,
-that softly lay upon its dimpling and restless tide, was a lost sheep.
-Its fleece had become black, but it was more precious than the ninety
-and nine that were still within the fold.
-
-
-
-
- VII
- THE TURKEY CLUB
-
-
-“We’re goin’ to take you up the river to the Turkey Club tomorrer,”
-announced “Rat” Hyatt, as we left Posey’s store one night. “There’s
-goin’ to be some doin’s there that you’ll like, an’ you’ll meet a lot o’
-people you never seen before, an’ prob’ly some you won’t never want to
-see ag’in.”
-
-We had spent the evening with the usual group that clustered around the
-smoky stove when the weather rendered the platform outside
-uncomfortable. It was late in the fall and Thanksgiving was only a few
-days away, but Indian Summer still lingered, with its purple days and
-frosty nights, and I was loth to leave the river country while it
-lasted.
-
-The council around the stove often varied in composition, but not in
-character. It was always picturesque, not only in its light and shade
-and color, but in the primitive philosophy, spontaneous wit, original
-profanity and ornate narrative that issued from it.
-
-On this occasion “Pop” Wilkins had told, with much circumstantial
-detail, a long story about his old plug hat. He said it “was minted
-about thirty years ago some’rs down east,” and was bought for him by
-subscription by the congregation over which he at that time presided.
-The hat was in the Allegheny river a couple of days during its journey
-to his address, but when it finally got to him the congregation had it
-all fixed up so that everybody said it was just as good as new. Since
-then he had only had to have it repaired twice. He had a great affection
-for it, on account of its old associations, and hoped that it would be
-buried with him when he died—a hope that was shared by all present. The
-old plug was an echo of years long departed and a never-failing butt of
-merry jest. The tickets of all the raffles that had ever been held in
-that part of the country, that anybody could remember, had been shaken
-up in Pop’s hat.
-
-The old man’s story had reminded his listeners of others, and it was
-quite late when Posey remarked that he was going upstairs to bed, and
-“to keep things from bein’ carried off” he was “goin’ to lock up.”
-
-At ten the next morning five of us started up stream in three of the
-small boats that were usually attached to stakes under the bridge. Hyatt
-and I were in his duck canoe, which he skilfully propelled with his long
-paddle. Posey and Pop Wilkins followed, in a leaky green craft with
-squeaky oars. Far in the rear Bill Stiles stemmed the gentle current in
-his “push boat,” which he declared was never intended for anybody but
-him. This idea had been generally accepted along the river, for Bill’s
-boat was the only one for many miles up and down stream that had never
-been borrowed or stolen. The fact that it was so “tippy” that nobody but
-Bill seemed to be able to sit in it without being spilled into the river
-accounted for its immunity.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- “BILL” STILES
-]
-
-“Some day,” remarked Bill, “a cold wet stranger’ll come to the store to
-git warm, an’ tell some kind of a story about fallin’ offen the bridge
-into the river, but ev’rybody’ll know what’s happened. Nobody that’s
-acquainted ’round ’ere’ll ever try to navigate with my push boat.”
-
-He called the craft “The Flapjack.” The roughly lettered name appeared
-in yellow paint on each side of the bow, and to his subtle mind, it was
-a sufficient warning to the unwary. He said that the name was also
-lettered along the bottom of the boat underneath, “an’ anybody that
-wants to c’n take e’r out’n the river an’ read it. She won’t keep ’im
-wait’n more’n a few minutes.”
-
-The river was low and we scraped gently over a few sand bars on the way
-up. After proceeding about two miles we came to a wobbly and much
-patched bridge, on which were several figures. A fringe of cane fish
-poles drooped idly from its sides. The figures were motionless and would
-remain so until the Turkey Club activities began.
-
-“Here’s where we git off,” said Hyatt, as we turned in near the bridge.
-We waited for the rest of the flotilla to come up. When our party had
-all arrived we climbed a zig-zag path and walked along the road to the
-little gray church a few hundred feet away. It was here that the
-Reverend Daniel Butters—“The Javelin of the Lord”—was wont to expound
-the gospels, formulate dreary doctrines, and to depict the frightfulness
-of damnation to his superannuated and docile flock.
-
-So far as human faith and opinion could influence the destinies of any
-of these aged and serene believers, their spiritual safety had been
-assured for many years. They went regularly to church, principally
-because they wanted to be seen there, and because they had nothing else
-particularly to do or think about Sundays. Alas, how the ranks of
-worldly worshipers would dwindle were it not for these things!
-
-Like that of many preachers, the voice of Butters was of one crying in a
-desert to passing airs and unheeding sands. There were none to succor or
-uplift, and none to be beckoned to the fold. They were all in, and
-further effort was painting the lily and adding perfume to the rose. The
-strife was won, but yet he battled on. The great tide of human error
-flowed far beyond his ken, and he could drag no spiritual spoil from its
-turbid waters.
-
-In fancy his religious establishment might be likened to a cocoon, into
-which none might enter, and from which none might emerge, except in a
-new and glorified state.
-
-Some mournful Lombardy poplars stood in front of the unpainted
-structure, and on one side was the little cemetery, with its serried
-mounds and conventional epitaphs. A weeping willow wept near the center
-of the plot, some rabbits hopped about near the broken fence at the
-farther side of the enclosure, and a stray cow fed peacefully among the
-leaning slabs.
-
-“There’s a lot o’ people represented in that flock o’ tombstones,”
-observed Hyatt, as we turned in from the road, “an’ they’s a lot o’
-cussedness out there that it’s a good thing to have covered up.”
-
-Both physically and spiritually the old church was a dismal remnant, but
-it was the regional social center. The building was utilized in many
-profane ways that saddened the pious heart of the Reverend Butters, but
-to him, its crowning desecration was the Turkey Club.
-
-The membership of this unique organization comprised practically all of
-the male population within eight or ten miles up and down the river—and
-Sophy Perkins, of whom more hereafter. Most of the small politicians of
-the county were affiliated with the club, and used it for such
-propaganda as from time to time befitted their objects and petty
-ambitions. Originally its purpose was to foster and finance the annual
-“turkey shoot.” This popular event usually just preceded Thanksgiving,
-and was the occasion of a general holiday.
-
-During the forty odd years of the club’s existence it had gradually
-broadened the scope of its early activities until it became more or less
-identified with pretty much everything of a local public character. Its
-only rival as a social focus was Posey’s store.
-
-Under its auspices the Fourth of July, golden weddings, and other
-anniversaries, were celebrated. Dances, amateur theatricals, old
-settlers’ picnics, tax protest meetings, lectures, political “rallies,”
-“grand raffles,” dog and chicken fights, greased pig contests, quilting
-bees, ministerial showers and other affairs were “pulled off” during the
-year. The ministerial showers were about the only functions that the
-Reverend Butters did not consider unholy.
-
-There were special meetings for discussion of diverse subjects,
-including the mistakes of congress, advice to the President, the tariff,
-the oppressions of capital, the tyranny of labor, prohibition, the negro
-question, restriction of immigration, Shakespeare criticism, the Wrongs
-of Ireland, and a host of other things that generated heat and lasting
-acrimony. The meetings sometimes approached turbulency when some
-over-zealous orator gave vent to unpopular ideas, or made statements
-that seemed to justify somebody in the audience in calling him a liar.
-Few participants ever left convinced of anything in particular, except
-the correctness of the opinions they had brought with them.
-
-We found a gathering of about a hundred club members and numerous small
-boys in the grove back of the church. We strolled about through the
-crowd and I was introduced by my companions to a number of their old
-friends.
-
-Bill was the official head of the club and deservedly popular. To the
-small boys he was a deified personage. His constitutional title was
-“Chief Gobbler,” and he bore it with easy grace and a quiet air of
-_noblesse oblige_. His opinion prevailed on club matters, except when
-Sophy Perkins was in contact with the situation, and this was most of
-the time.
-
-Sophy was the secretary, treasurer, general manager, board of directors,
-and, to her mind, constituted the greater part of the membership,
-although her duties were supposed to be merely clerical. All her life
-she had yearned for something besides her husband to regulate and
-superintend, and the Turkey Club had been a godsend.
-
-She was a somewhat attenuated female, on the regretful side of fifty.
-Her physiognomy was repelling and expressed characteristics of an alley
-cat. There was a predatory gleam in her narrowly placed greenish eyes.
-They bespoke malignant jealousy and relentless cupidity. She seemed
-enveloped by an atmosphere—vague and indefinable—that prompted cautious
-and immediate retirement from her vicinity. In private conversation she
-was commonly referred to as “The Stinger,” and the soubriquet seemed to
-have been justly earned by a badly speckled record of secret intrigue
-and underhanded methods. Anonymous letters, petty trickery and duplicity
-in manifold forms were included in the misdeeds that had been tacitly
-laid at Sophy’s door.
-
-She was of that female type that demands all male privileges, in
-addition to those of her own sex, and she often took advantage of the
-fact that she was a woman to do and say things that she would probably
-have been knocked down for if she had been a man—one of the most
-contemptible forms of cowardice.
-
-Her shortcomings were legion, but nobody else was available who was
-willing to carry the burden of the clerical duties of the club, and she
-was allowed to run things to her heart’s content. Her main reward was
-the occasional mention of her name in the county paper, in connection
-with the activities of the club. She treasured the carefully garnered
-clippings and gloated over them through the dreary years. To her they
-were precious incense, and, while they gratified, but never satisfied
-her vanity and hunger for notoriety, they were the compensation of her
-narrow and disappointed life, and the food of her impoverished and
-selfish spirit.
-
-She was without the consolations of religion, the resources of culture,
-or the sweet recompense of children’s voices, to soften the asperities
-of her fruitless existence. The gray hairs had come and there was no
-love around Sophy, for she had sent forth none during the period of life
-in which temples of the soul must be builded, if kindly light beams from
-their windows, and there be fit sanctuary for the weary spirit in the
-after years.
-
-Successive official heads of the club, who seemed to be attracting more
-public attention than Sophy, were submarined, made officially sick, and
-retired gracefully. The supply of these official heads finally became
-restricted, and for the past few years Bill’s incumbency had been
-undisturbed, although he frequently threatened to “throw up the job.”
-
-J. Montgomery Perkins was a subdued helpmate. He was an inoffensive
-little man, who was always alluded to as “Sophy’s husband,” and when
-this happened somebody would usually exclaim sympathetically, “Poor
-Perk!”
-
-Of late years the club had suffered from “too much Sophy Perkins.”
-Interest had begun to lag and apathy was creeping over the membership.
-
-“You want to look out fer Sophy,” confided Hyatt, before I had met her.
-“She’s got a lot o’ wires loose in the upper story, but she knows where
-the ends of all of ’em are when they’s anything in it fer her.”
-
-Promptly at 2 P.M. Bill pounded with a big stick on a board that was
-sustained at the ends by the heads of two resonant barrels. The confused
-hum of voices ceased and the eyes of the scattered groups were upon him.
-Sophy whispered to him that he was now to announce the opening of the
-shoot. It was Bill’s intention to do this anyway, but Sophy thought it
-better that she should take part in what was going on. Substantially his
-remarks were as follows:
-
-“Gentlemen and One Lady: This ain’t no time fer a long speech. The
-annual turkey shoot o’ this club’s now on, an’ anybody that’s paid ’is
-dues an’ ’is entrance fee c’n git in on the game. Ten fat an’ husky
-birds are in them boxes, an’ the boxes are fifty yards from the rope
-that’s stretched between them two trees, an’ that’s the shoot’n stand.
-The chair has made the meas’erments. The birds’ll keep their heads poked
-up out o’ the holes in the tops o’ the boxes to rubber at the scenery,
-an’ they gotta be killed by a bullet in the head er neck. Hit’n ’em
-through the boxes don’t go this year like it did last. Them stone piles
-is to protect ’em up to the tops. Any eggs found in the boxes after the
-shoot’n belongs to the winners. Ev’ry shooter’ll have ten shots for ’is
-dollar, an’ ’e must stand an’ shoot without rest’n ’is rifle on anything
-but ’imself. No bullet bigger’n yer thumb’s allowed. If you bust the
-bird’s head, er break ’is neck, it’s yours, an’ if you don’t hit nuth’n
-in the first ten shots you c’n buy more chances as long as the turkeys
-an’ yer money last. The money from the shoot’n’ll go to pay fer the
-fowls, an’ if they’s any live ones left after the show, they’ll be
-auctioned off to the highest bidders, if they don’t git insulted by the
-low bids an’ fly off with the boxes.
-
-“I guess I’ve told all they is to say, but if they’s anything anybody
-don’t understand, er if anybody’s got any kick comin’, speak up. Oh,
-yes, I fergot to say there’ll be a booby prize of a little tin horn with
-a purple ribbon on it, fer them that can’t shoot should be allowed to
-toot. If they ain’t no objection the shoot’n’ll now commence.”
-
-With another loud bang on the board the address closed and the crowd
-drifted toward the taut rope.
-
-“Hold on there!” yelled Sophy Perkins, frantically waving a small book.
-“Nobody’s paid a cent yet!”
-
-“You fellers’ll have to ante up before any blood runs!” shouted Bill as
-he again pounded the board.
-
-Nineteen contestants qualified at the barrel behind which Sophy
-presided. Her fishy orbs lighted up at the sight of the money, which she
-deftly deposited in her stocking after modestly turning her back to the
-crowd.
-
-“She’ll chaperone that cash to the day o’ the resurrection if somebody
-don’t kep tab on it,” said Hyatt in an undertone as the proceeds
-disappeared among the mysteries of Sophy’s apparel. “We’re goin’ to put
-rollers under that old girl some day, but we can’t do it till we c’n git
-somebody else willin’ to do the work.”
-
-Posey and Hyatt were provided with firearms, and Pop Wilkins had brought
-an old-fashioned muzzle loading rifle with a long barrel, which he
-handled with much tenderness.
-
-“I used to shoot lady-bugs offen the edges o’ the leaves on the tops o’
-high trees with this old iron when I was young an’ spry, an’ mebbe I’ll
-hit sump’n with it today,” he declared, as he ambled over toward the
-shooting stand.
-
-“I didn’t bring no gun, an’ I won’t do no shoot’n,” remarked Bill. “It
-wouldn’t be dignified fer me as head of the club, an’ it wouldn’t be
-fair fer the rest fer me to shoot. It ’ud be like swip’n candy from
-little boys.”
-
-As Bill had not been known to kill anything with a gun for over twenty
-years, his explanation was accepted without comment.
-
-Mr. Joshua T. Varney appeared at this stage of the proceedings, and
-offered to take two dollars’ worth of chances and pay three dollars
-premium if he could have the first trial and twenty successive shots. As
-it usually took a great many shots to hit a turkey’s head at fifty
-yards, his proposition was accepted after some discussion.
-
-“Josh” Varney was a traveling salesman, who for several years had
-periodically visited Posey’s store, on his rounds through the county,
-and sold supplies adapted to the general country trade.
-
-He was a smooth faced man of about forty, with keen gray eyes, a good
-story teller, and from him radiated the assurance and suavity of his
-kind. He had always been a “good mixer,” and was considered an all
-around good fellow. He had joined the club two years before, but had
-never attended a “shoot.”
-
-He went to his buggy, that stood near the roadside among numerous other
-vehicles, and returned with a small repeating rifle. He then stepped
-over to the rope and began shooting at the bobbing heads above the
-boxes. In this way hundreds of venerable gobblers and dignified hen
-turkeys had lost their lives in past years through innocent curiosity as
-to the doings of the outside world.
-
-The birds were all dead when Mr. Varney had fired fourteen times. Quiet
-but well chosen profanity troubled the air when the tenth bird succumbed
-and the performance was ended.
-
-Bill again belabored the board and announced the end of the contest.
-
-“Gentlemen, you prob’ly notice that the shoot’n’s all over! Sump’n has
-been done unto us, an’ somebody has had an elegant pastime. This ain’t
-been no turkey shoot, it’s been a horr’ble massacre, an’ after this all
-Deadwood Dicks’ll be barred, unless they git a mile away when they shoot
-at anything ’round ’ere. We better kill our turkeys with axes after
-this, an’ only sell the chance o’ one whopp. We ain’t got but one booby
-prize, an’ I guess you all better take turns blowin’ on it. This ain’t
-been no kind of a day, an’ it’s come to a sad end. The club’ll now
-perceed to its annual business, an’ as the day is nice an’ warm we might
-as well do it out doors ’stid o’ goin’ in an’ muss’n up the church.
-Sophy, what you got on the fire that ’as to be ’tended to?”
-
-“They ain’t no business that I can’t ’tend to myself,” replied Sophy
-grimly. “The treasurer’s report’s been left home by accident, an’ they
-ain’t nuth’n else to come up, ’less somebody wants to pay dues, or you
-want to ’lect some new members.”
-
-With this she favored me with a stealthy sidelong glance and I was
-thereupon proposed for membership by Rat Hyatt, who added that I seemed
-to be the “only outsider present from a distance that hadn’t
-hornswoggled the club durin’ the past hour.”
-
-Sophy’s talon-like fingers closed quickly on the two-dollar bill that I
-handed her as the first year’s dues, after my election and the formal
-adjournment of the meeting.
-
-While I was entirely out of sympathy with the turkey shoots, I was glad
-for several reasons to become a member.
-
-After most of the crowd had dispersed I was solemnly conducted into the
-church and informed that, in order to become a full-fledged member,
-certain things must be imparted to me to complete my initiation. I was
-then told that all “Turkeys” knew each other by certain grips and
-cabalistic words. The “grip” consisted of shaking hands with three
-fingers only, representing the three front toes of a turkey. The
-“countersign” was “Pop-Pop!” signifying rifle firing at the annual
-shoot. The countersign, loudly uttered, with three fingers held aloft,
-constituted “the grand high sign,” and I was told that I must always
-relieve any brother Turkey who hungered or thirsted, and made such a
-sign. With my promise to remember all this, the ceremony, which my
-instructors, Bill and Rat, considered very humorous, was ended.
-
-The Reverend Butters had been a sorrowful spectator of the proceedings
-of the afternoon, but his furrowed face brightened when Josh Varney
-gracefully presented him with one of the big dripping birds that he was
-carrying to his buggy. In prayer before his congregation on the
-following Sunday he expressed humble gratitude with the words, “Out of
-the iniquities of the world, O Lord, has sustenance come to the body of
-thy servant, and beneath a cloak of sin have Thy blessings been
-transmitted unto Thine anointed one.”
-
-The relations between the old preacher and Rat Hyatt had been slightly
-embarrassing since Rat’s conversion and sudden backsliding of the year
-before, and they had little to say to each other when they met. Rat was
-now regarded as a hopeless loss and a minute part of hell’s future fuel
-supply. He considered his former spiritual comforter “a busted wind
-bag,” so there seemed little left to say on either side.
-
-On the way back to the boats I reflected on the degrading entertainment
-of the afternoon. Outside of what Pop Wilkins called “the horning in of
-that turkey pirate,” the day was considered a success. The well aimed
-bullets had thrilled the spectators with savage joy, for somewhere in
-the heart of nearly every average human abides the primitive lust for
-blood. The marksmanship might just as well have been exhibited on
-inanimate and unsuffering targets. The helpless turkeys in the boxes
-gratified the baser instincts to the extent of their limitations, and
-when they were all dead the crowd went home as happy as if it had been
-to a bull fight, a prize ring, or to any other brutal spectacle
-disguised by pretended admiration of scientific ability. On the way back
-down the river, our boats kept close together and there was much
-discussion over the day’s events.
-
-Pop Wilkins delivered a long tirade against Varney, and wound up by
-modestly admitting that probably he would have beheaded all of the birds
-with his squirrel rifle if he had had the opportunity, so after all it
-was merely a question as to who shot first.
-
-“That feller c’d prob’ly thread needles with that damn rifle,” observed
-Bill. “I’ve read o’ fellers that had telescope eyes an’ a sixth sense
-that somehow couldn’t miss nuth’n they ever shot at. They c’d plunk
-holes wherever they wanted to, like they was use’n a gimlet. I wonder
-what ’e wasted them four extry catritches fer? Prob’ly so’s to make a
-nice sociable feel’n all ’round an’ make ’em think it wasn’t quite so
-raw. He prob’ly goes to shoots all over the country an’ sells the
-plunder in the market.”
-
-The chill winds of a desolate winter had swept through the naked woods
-along the river, and a balmy May had come, with its tender unfolding
-leaves of hope and perfumed blossoms, when Josh Varney again appeared on
-the scene.
-
-“Well! Well! How’s everybody?” he shouted genially as he drove up in
-front of Posey’s store one forenoon with a roan horse and a smart new
-buggy.
-
-“We’re slowly git’n well. Say, Perfessor, you ain’t got no gun with you,
-have you?” queried Bill, as the pair shook hands. “’Cause if you have
-they’s a lot of us that’s goin’ to hide some poultry.”
-
-“Now, look ’ere Bill, you don’t want to be sore ’bout that little
-shoot’n last fall. I gave all them turkeys to some poor people, an’ they
-done a lot o’ good. I just happened to hit ’em, an’ I couldn’t repeat
-that performance in a hundred years.”
-
-“You bet you couldn’t ’round ’ere if we seen you first,” replied Bill.
-“I’d hate to furnish turkeys fer you to shoot at fer a hundred years, an
-I’d hate to be the poor people wait’n fer you to feed the birds to ’em.
-Say, what you got up yer sleeve this trip? Sump’n still funnier, I
-s’pose.”
-
-Posey was busy with a customer, and Varney remained with us on the
-platform. He produced some murky and doubtful cigars that Bill declared
-looked like genuine “El Hempos” and we smoked and talked for some time.
-Pop Wilkins joined us, and Sophy Perkins arrived at the store to
-purchase some calico. She bestowed a reserved nod and a feline glance on
-Varney, and greeted the rest of the party with scant politeness. She
-stood just inside, near the entrance, and utilized the time Posey was
-spending with his other customer in listening to our conversation. She
-soon became so absorbed in it that she forgot all about her calico and
-remained riveted to her point of vantage. Posey respected her
-preoccupation and busied himself with other things after his first
-visitor had left through the side door.
-
-The chairs outside were tipped against the long window sill, and the
-party was making itself comfortable in the spring sunshine. Varney was
-relating a wondrous tale, and was fully aware of the acute eavesdropping
-within. Many of the romantic touches in his discourse were apparently
-for Sophy’s benefit.
-
-“I got a long letter from a friend of mine,” said Josh, as he felt
-through his inside pockets, “an’ I wish I had it with me, but I guess
-I’ve left it somewhere. He’s making a trip ’round the world an’ ’e
-writes me that in India he ran across a marvellous breed of turkeys. You
-know turkeys originated in India, an’ they come from there first about
-five hundred years ago. These strange birds he writes about live away up
-in the Himalaya mountains and are pure white. They’re much larger than
-ordinary turkeys, an’ their color adapts ’em to the snowy peaks, an’
-protects ’em from the natives when they pursue ’em out o’ the valleys,
-where they go to eat frogs along the water courses. They live almost
-entirely on frogs when they c’n git ’em. When they’re disturbed they
-wing back to the frozen heights, an’ sometimes don’t come down for a
-year. When they’re hunted up there they fly from crag to crag an’
-they’re almost invisible, an’ its a funny thing, but their meat’s all
-white, too. They ain’t no dark meat on ’em like there is on common
-turkeys.
-
-“They lay enormous eggs an’ the eggs generally have two yolks. Sometimes
-twins hatch out of ’em. The double yolks give an extra amount of
-vitality to the young turks, which is necessary up among the cold rocks
-where they’re hatched.
-
-“The eggs have a delicious spicy flavor that comes from the spearmint
-and other pungent plants that the frogs nibble along the streams. The
-eggs are highly prized by epicures, an’ there’s a Frenchman livin’ in
-Bombay that pays two rupees apiece for all ’e c’n git of ’em. He makes
-what ’e calls ‘_omelets de frog secondaire_,’ or something like that,
-with ’em, an’ ’e says there’s nothing like ’em. With him its hen eggs no
-more.
-
-“There’s a sacred caste in India called the Brahmins, and they believe
-that these white turkeys are what they call reincarnations of a
-supernatural race of beings that ruled the earth before man existed.
-
-“Somebody ought to import some o’ them turkeys an’ breed ’em in this
-country. Along a river like this they’d find plenty to eat an’ they
-wouldn’t be no expense at all. My friend writes that ’e hopes to bring
-two or three back with him when ’e comes home, an’ I’m anxious to see
-’em. Oh, yes, come to think of it, I put a photograph in my pocket book
-that was in the letter.”
-
-Varney thereupon produced a kodak print of a stately white bird. Some
-figures in oriental costume, somewhat out of focus and indistinct, were
-grouped back of it in the picture. Varney explained that these were
-Brahmins and native hunters.
-
-Sophy peeked over the pile of straw hats in the window and had a good
-look at the photograph as Varney deftly held it so that it could be seen
-from that direction without appearing to do so.
-
-We were greatly entertained by the story.
-
-“Say, Perfessor,” asked Bill, “what do them fowls an’ their young ones
-feed on when they don’t git offen the snow an’ go down fer frogs? Do
-they have to have the frogs fer their complexions?”
-
-“That’s the strange part of it,” replied Varney. “You see they sort o’
-lead double lives. Nature is wonderful in all her works. In the
-Himalayas there’s a small red mosquito that has never been found except
-away above the timber line. They have ’em out west in this country, too.
-They sometimes cover the snow so thick that it looks like blood, an’ the
-little turks patter ’round on the drifts an’ eat ’em with voracity, an’
-the big ones do, too.”
-
-“‘Voracity,’ what’s that—sump’n their mixed with?” asked Bill.
-
-“No, it means their awful appetite.”
-
-“I’d s’pose them skeets ’ud make the turkey meat taste kin’ o’ nippy an’
-prickly, sort o’ red-pepper like,” observed Bill, winking solemnly in
-our direction. “It oughta be hot stuff.”
-
-“The insects make the finest kind o’ food for ’em,” continued Varney,
-ignoring Bill’s gentle raillery, and the incredulous smiles of the rest
-of us. “When the mosquito crop’s extra good they get so fat they can’t
-fly or run very far, and are easily caught. When they’re lean they c’n
-run like a race horse. The bird that’s in the picture weighed nearly
-seventy pounds when ’e was captured. He couldn’t fly, an’ ’e was chased
-into a cleft in a big rock and a net was slipped over ’im. The man that
-caught ’im was named Bungush Swamee, an ’e was a famous hunter. You see
-everybody has funny names in India.”
-
-“What was that Bungush feller doin’ up there with a net?” asked Pop
-Wilkins. “Did ’e s’pect to find fish?”
-
-“No, he took it up there for that very purpose. He wanted to catch ’is
-birds alive, without injury, so ’e c’d sell ’em to the museums an’
-menageries. One year he caught seven an’ shipped ’em to the Zoo in
-Bombay, an’ that’s how that Frenchman I just spoke of happened to try
-the eggs. They laid ’em in the Zoo and the keeper o’ the Zoo was a
-friend o’ his.
-
-“You askin’ about expecting to find fish up there reminds me that my
-friend said in ’is letter that another way they had o’ catching the
-birds was to lay out set lines over the snow with big fish hooks on ’em.
-They fastened ’em to the jagged rocks an’ left ’em out three or four
-days. They baited the hooks with frogs they’d brought up from down
-below. The frogs, of course, froze, but the turkeys would swallow ’em,
-an’ when the frogs thawed out inside their crops they’d be stuck with
-the hooks. My friend wrote that one man got three on one line once an’
-had a terrible time pullin’ ’em in over the rough ice and snow. They
-have some awful snow storms up in them mountains. Sometimes it snows for
-years without let’n up, an’ the snow gits to be half a mile deep, so you
-see there’s lots of uncertainties.”
-
-At this point Bill removed his tattered hat and bowed reverently to
-Varney.
-
-Pop Wilkins remarked that he had often caught turkeys on fish lines, but
-his custom had been to troll for them through the open fields with spoon
-hooks, or use a pole and line with a casting bait when the birds were in
-the trees. Although he had never tried set lines on snow, he had no
-doubt it would work.
-
-The subject was changed, and Sophy, after making her purchase, departed
-without looking in our direction.
-
-“That feller’s the oiliest liar I ever heard,” declared Bill, after
-Varney had transacted his business and gone, “an’ e’ tells int’restin’
-lies, too. It beats me how ’e does ’em. It’s a sort o’ natural gift,
-like singin’ an’ drawin’ pitchers, an’ I love to hear ’im throw it. Most
-liars ’ud stop when they seen it wasn’t soakin’ in an’ people was git’n
-weak, but the Perfessor keeps right on ’till the goose flesh comes. Say,
-Pop, you an’ me’ll have to ferment sump’n to drown ’im with when ’e
-blows ’round ’ere ag’in. Let’s tell ’im one that’ll put ’im out o’
-business for six months.”
-
-“All right, Bill, you be thinkin’ of it. You’re sump’n of a past master
-yourself. I’m goin’ home to rest. I got enough for one day.”
-
-Varney chuckled quietly to himself as he crossed the bridge, for with
-his story he had woven a web of many meshes, and to it he hoped time
-would bring valuable spoil. He knew that he could rely on Sophy’s
-cupidity and insatiable curiosity to “start something,” and when he came
-again it was his intention to amplify and strengthen the ground work he
-had laid.
-
-A week later the firm by whom Josh was employed received a mysterious
-letter asking all about him. It came from the county seat, and was
-afterwards ascertained to have been written by one of Sophy’s
-acquaintances, undoubtedly at her instigation. This was a characteristic
-and favorite form of strategy with Sophy, and was quite recognizable to
-Josh when the letter was shown to him. The reply that he suggested was
-sent by his obliging employers. It contained the assurance that Mr.
-Varney was a gentleman of high repute. He had sold their goods for
-several years, and they considered his honesty and ability above
-question.
-
-In due course of time Sophy began to agitate the idea of getting “some
-of those wonderful white foreign turkeys” that she had “accidentally
-heard about” into the neighborhood. She thought that the club ought to
-take the matter up.
-
-Bill assured her that “the Perfessor was handin’ out bunk the day that
-things was bein’ accident’ly overheard inside, an’ anything from ’im ’ud
-be ’bout like what ’e put over at the Thanksgivin’ shoot.”
-
-This spirit of opposition only stimulated Sophy, and the subtle Josh had
-calculated on it to a nicety. He knew that the seed was now in fertile
-soil and he calmly awaited the harvest.
-
-In a month he came again, and incidentally mentioned that his friend who
-wrote him about the Himalayan white turkeys had arrived in New York. He
-had started home with three birds, but two of them had been sickened by
-the roll of the ship on the way over, and had died just before getting
-into port. The one that survived the voyage was the remarkable gobbler
-that was in the picture he had shown on his last trip to the store.
-
-“This bird’ll cause a lot of excitement in this country,” he declared.
-“They call ’im Hyder Ali, an’ ’e’s named after a famous Mohametan
-general that fought in Asia a good many years ago. This man Hyder Ali
-pretty nearly cleaned the English out of India once an’ they had a hot
-time getting ’im canned. There’s been ships an’ perfumery an’ race
-horses an’ brands o’ cigars an’ lots of other things named after ’im. He
-was one of the most famous men that ever lived in that part of the
-world.”
-
-By degrees the imaginative and romantic Josh succeeded in creating an
-atmosphere of avid interest in everything relating to Hyder Ali, the
-marvellous fowl from beyond the briny seas, and he intended to intensify
-this atmosphere to the point of precipitation at the proper time.
-
-A couple of weeks later Varney told Posey that he had bought the
-Himalayan gobbler from his friend, but did not know what to do with him
-for a week or ten days, as the man that was going to take care of it for
-him was away. It was arranged that the gobbler was to be brought to the
-store and temporarily installed in the chicken yard near the barn.
-
-On the following Saturday afternoon, when Josh well knew that there
-would be a full attendance at Posey’s, that gay and debonair gentleman
-came in a light spring wagon. He was accompanied by a young man with a
-thick “O’Merican” accent, who drove the rig, and whom he introduced as
-Mr. Flaherty. Interest immediately centered on the big box, perforated
-with many auger holes, that stood in the wagon back of the seat.
-
-The vehicle was followed by the agitated and curious crowd, as it was
-driven back to the chicken yard. The box was tenderly removed and placed
-inside the wire netting enclosure by Varney and Flaherty.
-
-The appearance of Hyder Ali had been skilfully timed. The composite
-effect of Varney’s discourses on the subject of this wondrous bird had
-been to produce psychologic conditions that he considered quite perfect
-for his dark purposes. He knew that the halo of prestige and romance,
-that had been patiently made to glow around Hyder Ali, would become
-still brighter when that peerless bird burst dramatically upon the
-rustic stage.
-
-Out of the opened door of the box there came, with delicate mincing
-steps and regal mien, what, to that crowd, was almost a celestial
-vision. He was an enormous bird. With the exception of his eyes, he was
-pure white, even to his carunculated neck wattle and comb. The eyes were
-of a deep pink, and gleamed like iridescent opals in their snowy
-setting. The slender comb dangled and hung jauntily on one side, like
-the tassle on a Turkish fez, and it imparted a rakish oriental air. The
-head was crowned with a dainty little wisp of airy feathers that would
-have fluttered the heart of the most obdurate of hen turkeys. The
-shifting light revealed pearly half-tones in the snowy raiment. He was
-immaculate and would hardly have seemed out of place on a pedestal. Many
-strange and queer things have stood on pedestals in this world, both in
-fact and fancy, and Hyder Ali would have ranked very far from the lower
-end of the scale.
-
-He paused on being released from what to him must have been a
-humiliating confinement, looked disdainfully at his surroundings, and
-nonchalantly acquired a fat green tomato worm that decorated a nearby
-leaf.
-
-He walked slowly, and with lordly dignity, about the enclosure,
-apparently conscious of the wonder and admiration he was attracting. He
-seemed like some rare exotic—entirely foreign to the strange environment
-into which an indiscriminate fate had thrust him.
-
-“Let joy be unconfined! We’ve got Hyder Ali!” shouted Bill, half
-sarcastically, as he joined the awe stricken crowd. He had arrived too
-late to witness the unloading, but he was impressed with the fact that
-Varney had, at least in some measure, “made good.” However, the demon of
-distrust still lingered in his heart. He had never seen or heard of
-anything that looked like Hyder Ali before, but was disposed to restrain
-his enthusiasm and await further developments.
-
-Sophy Perkins came late in the afternoon and was in a highly flustered
-state. She spent a long time at the chicken yard with her wistful eyes
-riveted on the distinguished guest. To own that bird would crown her
-futile and disappointed life with bliss. She longed for its possession
-as one who beseeches fate for the unattainable.
-
-Seemingly in response to her fervent gaze, Hyder Ali spread his tail
-feathers into vast fan-like forms over his downy back. His pink eyes
-glistened with alluring and changing beams from amid the fluffy white
-array of distended plumage, as he turned slowly round and round, posed,
-and strutted, quite human like, before Sophy’s bewildered vision.
-
-His prolonged gobbles, as he majestically patrolled the chicken pen, had
-for her an ineffable musical charm.
-
-She had once read a syndicated story in a newspaper magazine supplement,
-in which reincarnation and transmigration of souls figured in a
-supernatural and flesh creepy plot. After she had heard Josh Varney’s
-allusion to reincarnation in his first talk with us at the store, she
-had hunted it up and reread it carefully. In the woful and sobby tale a
-beautiful princess and her affinity discovered that they had once loved
-as shell-fish, and through countless ages had periodically met in other
-strange forms, which did not happen to be identical until the time of
-the story, when they met in a phosphorescent light in the dusty tomb of
-a Manchu ancestor.
-
-During her second day’s visit to Hyder Ali a mysterious and indefinable
-thrill had crept into Sophy’s sterile heart. She pondered much over the
-resistless fascination that the bird exercised over her, and suddenly
-became obsessed with the idea that this was possibly the reincarnation
-of a soul mate that she might have had in some far off previous
-existence, somewhere in the star swept æons that were gone, that had
-drifted through the ages in various forms, until predestination had
-again brought them face to face. She had a hazy idea of the theory of
-reincarnation, but she had an instinctive feeling that, if there was
-anything of that sort, this was probably it, and a long lost affinity
-was before her.
-
-The “loose wires in her upper story” that Rat Hyatt had mentioned at the
-turkey shoot began to rattle hopelessly on the subject of the white
-gobbler.
-
-Into her mind there came a desperate resolve to acquire that bird, by
-fair means or foul. All of her persistence, and every form of artifice
-and cunning of which she was capable would thenceforth be devoted to
-that end.
-
-After Hyder Ali had sojourned a week in Posey’s pen, attended with
-adoration, and fed with selected worms, corn meal mush, and other
-dainties by the faithful Sophy, Mr. Flaherty came with his little spring
-wagon and took him away. He said that the man who was to keep him for
-Mr. Varney had returned home, but he did not say where he lived.
-
-Thus was Hyder Ali dangled temptingly before the Turkey Club, and
-tantalizingly whisked from sight. Varney was eagerly questioned when he
-came again, but his manner was very reserved. He seemed willing to talk
-volubly on any subject but the gobbler, the only thing anybody wanted to
-hear about. He finally said that he had paid three hundred dollars for
-the bird and intended to exhibit him at the county fairs in various
-parts of the state during the fall, charging a small admission fee to
-make it profitable.
-
-Sophy was anxious to know if he would sell the bird, and, after talking
-it all over with her, the reluctant Josh consented to a “grand raffle”
-for the turkey, provided three hundred chances could be sold at one
-dollar each. He felt that exhibiting the bird around the country might
-be a good deal of a job, although he regarded it as a fine thing from a
-financial point of view. If he was to part with Hyder Ali he would
-rather that he would remain with his friends along the river, as he was
-very fond of all of them, and they might talk over the county fair idea
-later.
-
-It was agreed that when all of the chances were sold the drawing should
-be held under the auspices of the Turkey Club in the yard back of
-Posey’s store, where Hyder Ali was to be brought.
-
-Numbered tickets, corresponding to the names in Sophy’s sales book were
-to be deposited in a hat. Josh Varney, as the owner of the turkey, was
-to hold the hat. Sophy was to be blindfolded, and to draw forth the
-tickets one by one, until the contents of the hat were exhausted. They
-were to be handed to somebody else who would call off the numbers and
-cancel them in the book. The last ticket in the hat was to win Hyder
-Ali.
-
-The chances were all sold within a week, some purchasers taking as many
-as a dozen. Just before the supply was gone Josh and his friend Flaherty
-each took ten and the book was declared closed.
-
-Sophy was only able to buy seven, but she hoped that they would be
-sufficient for her purpose.
-
-Every able bodied person, and some who were not, who lived within ten
-miles and could by any means get to the store, was there on the day of
-the drawing.
-
-Hyder Ali arrived in his perforated box and was reinstalled in the
-chicken yard, where he walked about in lonely majesty, while his destiny
-was in the balance—the cynosure of many anxious and covetous eyes.
-
-A platform had been improvised with four big drygoods boxes in the yard,
-high enough for everybody to see what was going on. Mr. Varney stood on
-it and announced the conditions. He acknowledged the receipt of the
-proceeds of the raffle, and stated that the bird now belonged to the
-winner.
-
-The three hundred numbered tickets were then produced by Sophy. She
-handed them to Varney to deposit in the ancient plug hat that Pop
-Wilkins had obligingly loaned for the occasion, in accordance with time
-honored custom. Pop, with the sun reflecting from his bald head, stood
-on the platform, adjusted his brass rimmed spectacles, and made ready to
-call off the cancellations.
-
-Varney ran through the tickets several times and counted them to see if
-they were all there. His numbers were from 281 to 290. He mixed the
-tickets over thoroughly inside the hat with his hand, and the
-blindfolded Sophy began drawing. She had carefully bent all of her own
-tickets in such a way as to enable her to identify them by touch, and
-had no doubt that she would own Hyder Ali within the next twenty
-minutes. There was excited buying and selling, at big premiums, of
-numbers remaining in the hat as the contest narrowed down, and there
-were frequent delays in the drawing to accommodate the speculators. Six
-of Sophy’s tickets had come out. None of them were bent and cold chills
-raced up and down her spine. Her agile and nervous fingers had carefully
-avoided a well bent ticket near one side of the grimy interior of the
-hat. When she drew out a flat ticket next to it, she learned to her
-horror that it was her last number. With a faint heart she reached for
-the other, hoping that there had been some error in her count, but the
-last ticket was number 294, and it belonged to Mr. Flaherty.
-
-It was evident to her that the wily Josh had discovered the bent
-tickets, and while he was handling them over inside the hat he had
-managed to straighten them all and bend Flaherty’s. Whatever other
-artifice Josh might have had in reserve had he not discovered the bunch
-of bent tickets will always be a mystery, but he certainly had no
-intention of leaving Hyder Ali in the river country.
-
-Sophy removed the handkerchief, under which she had found no difficulty
-in peeking during the drawing, and looked upon Josh.
-
-Human eyes have seldom glittered with the venomous and deadly glow that
-he now saw in Sophy’s orbs. Such eyes might have blazed through a
-labyrinth in a jungle upon one who had seized a tiger cub. Backed by
-courage the look would have portended murder.
-
-Sophy at once realized the hopelessness of her position, for no specious
-protest was possible. She had encountered an adept in an art in which
-she was but a tyro. It was all over and she was compelled to smother her
-impotent wrath.
-
-To the crowd, ignorant of the little drama on the platform, everything
-had seemed entirely regular. None of them had ever had a ghost of a
-chance of getting the turkey, but they were good natured losers. Pop
-Wilkins carefully restored the old stovepipe hat to his shining dome.
-While regretting that he had not won Hyder Ali and that that remarkable
-bird from foreign lands was not to remain in the community, he declared
-that there was now nothing to do but congratulate the winner.
-
-“That’s what we done at the turkey shoot last year,” remarked Bill in an
-undertone, as we watched the perforated box being loaded on to
-Flaherty’s spring wagon.
-
-Varney tactfully refrained from assisting in the loading. “I hate to
-part with that bird,” he declared, “but business is business an’ there
-’e goes!”
-
-Sophy continued to look upon him with a steely and viperous glare, but
-he did not appear to notice her. They each knew that the other
-thoroughly understood the situation, and there were no ethics that were
-debatable. Sophy knew that Flaherty was a man of straw, and that she had
-been skilfully robbed of the fruits of her chicanery. Varney regarded
-her discomfiture with the generous benevolence of a victor.
-
-Sophy believed that all moral logic, and every other kind of logic,
-entitled her to Hyder Ali. She considered that in addition to the loss
-of the bird, she had been swindled out of the seven dollars she had paid
-for her worthless chances.
-
-She justified her own dishonesty to herself by the conviction that she
-had worked hard enough for the club to have the turkey anyway, and as
-long as some ticket had to be left until the last, it might just as well
-be her’s as anybody’s. It was all a matter of chance anyway, and, as it
-turned out it would have been much better for everybody if Hyder Ali
-could have been kept in the neighborhood with her instead of being taken
-away. She considered that she had suffered a great injustice, and that a
-defenseless woman should be thus robbed and maltreated was to her the
-acme of outrage.
-
-Varney had his own rig with him and left for the county seat soon after
-Flaherty and his spring wagon had departed in an opposite direction. The
-precious pair was gone—with Hyder Ali, and two hundred and eighty
-dollars of tangible profits.
-
-A melodious gobble was faintly heard far away on the road while Flaherty
-was still in sight. It might have been a wail of sorrow and farewell.
-
-“I s’pose,” remarked Bill, “that Hyder Ali’s yellin’ fer help. He’s
-prob’ly ’fraid them two jay birds’ll send ’im back to them Brummins an’
-that Bungspout Swammy fish net man in India, where ’e’ll git ’is crop
-chilled with them frozen frogs, but ’e needn’t worry. I didn’t buy no
-chances fer I didn’t think there’d be any show for a white man with Josh
-an’ Sophy up on them boxes, an’ they wasn’t. I thought they was goin’ to
-be sump’n doin’ when I seen Sophy eyein’ Josh. She looked like she
-wanted to squirt some lye at ’im. Sophy’s got a bad eye. She c’n sour a
-pan o’ milk that’s twenty feet off by jest lookin’ at it in a cert’n
-way.
-
-“Them kewpies ’ave finished the cookin’ this time an’ we’re done good
-an’ brown. I don’t think they’ll be ’round any more ’less Josh comes to
-sell us a striped elephant next year, an’ if ’e does I ’spose we’ll buy
-it. I don’t think we wanted that misquito fatted bird anyway. He didn’t
-look to me like ’e was healthy.”
-
-Sophy was ill for a couple of weeks and visited the store but rarely
-during the rest of the summer.
-
-“She looks like she’d been licked,” observed Rat Hyatt. “She don’t seem
-to have no pep any more. I met ’er on the bridge the other day, an’ when
-I spoke to ’er she answered as nice an’ polite as anybody, instead o’
-lookin’ at me like I was a skunk, an’ pass’n on the way she used to do.”
-
-During the latter part of August Sophy chanced to see a copy of a weekly
-paper that was published in a small town about fifty miles away. In it
-was an announcement of a “grand raffle,” to be held the following week,
-“for a wonderful white turkey imported from Siberia at great expense,
-the like of which has never been seen or heard of in this country.”
-
-The article went on to say that “this is a great event that is about to
-take place in our midst, and ye editor blushingly owns to the soft
-impeachment of having taken ten chances with his hard earned pelf. We
-hope to win the splendid prize, but if we fail we respectfully ask
-anybody who is in arrears on their subscription to please call at our
-holy editorial sanctum with some mazuma, for though ye ed. toys with the
-trailing skirts of fickle fortune, yet must he eat.”
-
-Sophy kept her own counsel and prevailed on Pop Wilkins to lend her his
-horse and two seated buggy for a few days to enable her to visit a sick
-relative who lived some distance away. She was gone a week, and when she
-returned Hyder Ali was in the buggy. His beautiful head protruded
-inquiringly from the top of a gunny sack in which he was carefully
-secured. Sophy drove home with her prize, returned the rig to the
-obliging Pop, and walked loftily into the store, on her way back, to
-make some purchases.
-
-She was a changed woman, and victory was on her brow. She greeted the
-loiterers about the store, but, as Posey expressed it, “she spoke from
-above.”
-
-Naturally the neighborhood was in a ferment of curiosity.
-
-“How’d you git ’im?” asked Bill pleasantly.
-
-“I caught ’im on a fish line,” she replied grimly.
-
-Beyond this she refused any explanations and her attitude was regarded
-as the height of cruelty. She said it was nobody’s business but her own,
-and no further light was thrown on the subject.
-
-Early in the fall a band of gipsies came and camped on a grassy glade in
-the woods not far from where Sophy lived. They remained several weeks.
-The men traded horses with the nearby farmers, and the women went about
-the neighborhood in their picturesque costumes, begged small articles,
-and told fortunes.
-
-One morning Sophy was horrified to find that Hyder Ali was gone. She at
-once suspected the gipsies, and rushed to their camp, but the Romany
-folk had departed. She found a long white feather on the ground that
-undoubtedly had come from her cherished bird. She at once enlisted all
-the help she could get. The assistance of the sheriff was invoked and
-the trail of the gipsies was taken by a large party. They were located
-about fifteen miles away. Thorough search revealed no trace of the
-missing property. The gipsies were confronted with the tell-tale
-feather, but denied all knowledge of it. There seemed to be nothing
-further to do and the matter was dropped by the sheriff.
-
-In November, just before the annual turkey shoot, Mr. Roscoe Plunkett,
-of the firm of Plunkett & Mott, whose goods Varney had sold for several
-years, came to Posey’s store to check up their account. He said that his
-firm had suffered considerable losses through the shady and sinuous
-methods of Varney, and that he was no longer with them. They had delved
-deep into his history before he came to them and found that he had a
-rancid past. It was checkered with a couple of jail confinements, but he
-had managed in each case to obtain his freedom after trial. He had been
-a champion rifle shot, and had given exhibitions of trick shooting in a
-wild west show for a year or two. Of late he had been mixed up with a
-man named Flaherty. They had found a farmer in the southern part of the
-state who had an albino turkey—one of those rare freaks of nature, due
-to deficient pigmentation. It was a beautiful gobbler of abnormal size.
-They bought the bird for twenty-five dollars, and, since that time they
-had been going about the country raffling it off. One of them had always
-won it.
-
-During the previous week a friend of Plunkett’s, who was a commercial
-traveler, had written him that he had met Varney in Michigan, and that
-Flaherty and the white turkey were with him.
-
-This new light on the general cussedness and dark ways of Josh Varney
-came too late to be of any benefit to Sophy. She had gone to live with
-some relatives in a small town in Iowa, taking her illusions and her
-bitter hatreds with her. Her henpecked husband had mercifully been
-relieved of his earthly troubles, but this had not seemed to disturb her
-as much as her other afflictions. She had become completely disgusted
-with her surroundings, and had sought new fields for her restless
-propensities.
-
-“It’s too bad Josh don’t know she’s a widow,” remarked Bill, “fer them
-two might git married now, if they wanted to.”
-
-Bill labored long in lettering out the notice of the next annual turkey
-shoot, which he tacked up in the store.
-
-There was a full attendance when the day came. The weather was again
-pleasant, the blood letting was satisfactory, and no untoward incident
-marred the joy of the occasion.
-
-When the shooting was over Bill pounded officially on a barrel top and
-called the business meeting to order.
-
-“The first thing to be done at this meet’n is to ’lect a new Chief
-Gobbler, fer this one has now resigned. This chair has quit, an’ now
-pays its parting respects to all the members. I say now that this chair
-has been blasphemed an’ jumped on fer five years. Nothin’ has ever been
-done right. Ev’rybody has cussed the chair right an’ left, an’ the chair
-has never peeped or said a word back. In quit’n this hon’able office
-this chair now makes answer to all them sore heads that’s been
-criticize’n it fer all these years, an’ that answer is _BAH!!!!_
-
-“Now we’ll perceed to nominations fer the chair’s successor.”
-
-A Voice:—“I nom’nate Mr. Bill Stiles fer the ensuin’ year, an’ I move it
-be made unimous.”
-
-The Chair:—“Is there no other nominations?”
-
-Another Voice:—“I nom’nate Mr. Josh Varney, an’ I move it be made
-unimous.” (Chorus of cat calls.)
-
-A voice from the rear:—“I move that the chair stops smokin’ when it’s
-presidin’ an’ I move we adjourn!”
-
-The Chair:—“If that feller back there thinks ’e c’n run this meet’n
-better’n it’s bein’ done, let ’im come up in front. This chair’s goin’
-to do its smokin’ while it’s alive instid o’ wait’n ’till afterwards
-like some people. We gotta have some dignity about this thing, an’ you
-fellers keep quiet! Now who makes any more nominations?”
-
-After some further parliamentary bickering, the reluctant Bill was duly
-reëlected, as usual.
-
-“Now,” he continued, “havin’ got this turr’ble weight offen our chests,
-the next business’ll be the ’lection of a new boss, fer Sophy Perkins
-has left us. She’s gone way off some’rs where the winds are blowin’ an’
-she’ll never come back. Mr. Posey has been suggested fer new secretary
-an’ treasurer. Does anybody nominate ’im?”
-
-“He’d be a good man to take in the money, but he’d make a hell of a
-secretary!” shouted somebody in the crowd.
-
-“Never mind, does somebody nominate ’im?” continued Bill.
-
-“How d’ye know Sophy’ll never come back?” demanded another voice from
-the rear.
-
-“How do I know? How do I know anything? Shut up!” replied the chair with
-asperity.
-
-Mr. Posey modestly declined his impending honors, but was elected.
-
-“The next business,” announced Bill, “is the report o’ the chair on the
-case o’ Mr. Josh Varney. Some o’ you’ll prob’ly faintly recollect of ’is
-havin’ been among us some time ago.”
-
-He then related the story of Plunkett, revealed the sins of Varney in
-all their sable hues and commented caustically on the soft headedness of
-the victims of that artful tactician.
-
-“All you fellers has been just as easy marks fer Josh as them ten
-turkeys in them boxes was a year ago. Some day we may ketch the
-perfessor, but knowin’ ’im as I do, I don’t b’lieve we will. He bruised
-a lot o’ gold shekels out o’ this bunch with that pale fowl, an’ besides
-’e made us feel bad.”
-
-Mr. Rat Hyatt was now recognized by the chair.
-
-“Fer years,” said Rat, “all of us has called Sophy Perkins ‘the
-stinger,’ an’ she was a stinger, but I now move you, Mr. Chairman, that
-that title be hereby shifted offen ’er an’ put on that pink eyed turkey
-man.”
-
-The motion was unanimously carried and ordered spread upon the records
-that Sophy had left at the store.
-
-The meeting then adjourned.
-
-As we left I casually mentioned the fine weather we were having.
-
-“Yes, it’s been a phenonomous year,” replied Bill, thoughtfully.
-
-
-
-
- VIII
- THE PREDICAMENTS OF COLONEL PEETS[1]
-
-
-Near one of the picturesque bends of the river, about half a mile above
-the beginning of the Big Marsh, was the home of Col. Jasper M. Peets, a
-doughty warrior, who had fought valiantly for the Lost Cause, and was
-spending his declining years in a troubled twilight.
-
-Footnote 1:
-
- The author acknowledges his indebtedness to Mr. T. H. Ball, of Crown
- Point, Ind., for a portion of the material used in this story.
-
-The Colonel was an exotic. Perverse fates had transplanted him into a
-strange clime. All that anybody along the river knew of his history, up
-to the time of his arrival, had come from his own lips, and none of it
-was to his discredit.
-
-I had made his acquaintance at Posey’s store, where he frequently came
-for supplies. Muskrat Hyatt cautioned me not to have anything to do with
-him.
-
-“That feller’s bad medicine,” he declared. “He’s worse’n I am, an’
-that’s sayin’ a whole lot. If you ever go down to his place, you keep
-yer cash in yer shoes an’ don’t you take ’em off while you’re there.”
-
-The little farm, with its dilapidated house and barn, had come to the
-Colonel as an inheritance from a distant relative whom he had never
-seen. The old pioneer, who had died there, had spent years of toil,
-patient and unremitting, in clearing the land and coaxing a precarious
-livelihood from the reluctant soil. He had left no will and the Colonel
-was the nearest surviving relative.
-
-The Colonel explained that this “fahm” and a “small passel of land down
-south” was all that he now possessed in the world. The “iron heel of the
-oppressah” had destroyed everything else. His “beautiful mansion on the
-Cumbe’land,” and all his “niggahs,” had been lost in the fury of the
-conflict. His “pussonal fo’tune” was a wreck.
-
-He was over seventy, and quite gray, but his erect military figure and
-splendid health somewhat belied his years. He was rather indolent in his
-movements, but as he sat in his hickory arm chair before the stone fire
-place, the lights that played over his storm beaten features pictured a
-warrior in repose.
-
-His heavy moustache was trained down in horseshoe fashion on each side
-of his chin, and then twisted outward in a way that gave his face a
-redoubtable expression when he frowned. He would often stand before the
-three-cornered piece of mirror attached to the outside of the house,
-combing and recombing the bellicose ornament, and observing it
-attentively, until he achieved particular curves at the ends that
-pleased his fancy. Apparently he affected a formidable facial aspect,
-becoming to one who had led charging men.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- COLONEL JASPER M. PEETS
-]
-
-Evidently he had somewhere received a fair education, but outside of
-fiction, a field he had widely covered, he seemed to have little
-interest in books. His former environment had left a romantic polish,
-heightened by a florid imagination. His character had been moulded by
-the traditions of the south and they were the only religion he had. His
-vanity was delightful, and he had the heart of a child. Little gifts of
-tobacco and cigars made him happy for hours, and there was a subtle
-lovable quality about him that radiated even in his foibles.
-
-The old house stood on the rising ground, among tall elms and walnuts,
-about two hundred feet from the river. It had never been painted. Some
-of the clapboards and shingles were missing and others were loose. When
-the wind blew, stray currents permeated the structure, and there were
-mournful sounds between the walls—like the moanings of uneasy ghosts.
-
-The little log barn was decayed and tenantless, with the exception of a
-few scraggly hens and a vicious looking old game cock. The Colonel had
-bought him somewhere and annexed him to his estate—possibly as a
-concession to his early sporting instincts, or for sympathetic reasons.
-They were both warriors of better days.
-
-In an enclosure beyond the barn were half a dozen young razor backed
-pigs. These noisy shoats were a continual source of irritation to the
-Colonel. He declared that he would shoot the two sopranos and let the
-other pork loose if Seth Mussey, who looked after them, did not put
-muzzles on them or find some other way of keeping them quiet at night.
-The Colonel did not do any “wo’k on the fahm.” This was attended to by
-Mussey “on shares.” Mussey lived a quarter of a mile away, and was the
-only neighbor. The “shares” were not very remunerative, but, added to
-the Colonel’s other small resources, they made existence possible.
-
-A narrow path led down to the river bank, where the Colonel kept his row
-boat and a small duck canoe which he propelled with a long paddle. The
-landing consisted of a couple of logs secured with stakes, and overlaid
-with planks. During high water in the spring the landing usually floated
-away and a new one was built when the freshets subsided. There was an
-air of general shiftlessness about the place that would have been
-depressing to anybody who did not know its eccentric proprietor.
-
-He spent much of his time fishing on the river in the summer and early
-fall until the ducks began to come in. During the game seasons he acted
-as host, guide and “pusher” for duck hunters, who sometimes spent weeks
-with him. They had rare sport on the big marsh, but were compelled to
-suffer some hardships at the Colonel’s house. He did the cooking, or
-rather he heated the things that were eaten, and some of them baffled
-analysis.
-
-One of his guests once told of a “mud-hen hash” that the Colonel had
-compounded, in which there were many feathers, and of some “snapping
-turtle soup” where all was lost but the adjective. The complaining
-visitor had slept on the floor, with a bag of shelled corn for a pillow,
-and the unholy mess, with a cup of doubtful coffee, had been served for
-breakfast, but he soon got “broken in” and learned to put up with these
-things if he wanted to shoot ducks with the Colonel.
-
-The various dishes, when cooked for the first time, could usually be
-identified, but succeeding compositions were culinary by-products, and
-afforded few clues to their component parts, except to a continuous and
-very observant guest.
-
-I once ate some “fish chowder” with the Colonel, which, if it had been
-called almost anything else, would have been really very good. I never
-knew the ingredients, and doubt if its author could have reconstructed
-it, or have given an accurate account of its contents. Some one has
-aptly said, “if you want to be happy don’t inquire into things,” and the
-injunction seemed quite applicable to the Colonel’s fare.
-
-There are many accidents—both happy and sad—in cookery. A wise cook is
-never free with recipes, for, in any art, formula dissipates mystery
-that is often essential to appreciation. Some cooks enter where angels
-fear to tread, and when the trip is successful the glory is properly
-theirs. Their task is thankless, and malediction is upon them when they
-fail. They are in contact with elemental instincts, and their occupation
-is perilous, for they are between an animal and its meat.
-
-One stormy night we sat before the crackling fire. The loose clapboards
-rattled outside and the big trees were grumbling in the wind. Water
-dripped from the leaky roof and little streams crept across the floor.
-
-I had come down the river in a small rowboat, and intended to spend a
-week fishing for bass in the stream and sketching in the big marsh.
-
-“You must pa’don the appeahance of things ’round heah,” remarked the
-Colonel. “Theah is a lot of fixin’ up to be done, and the weatheh has
-been so pleasant lately that that infe’nal Mussey has had to wo’k out
-doahs. If this weatheh stays bad he will come in heah an’ straighten
-things up.”
-
-He had queer notions regarding work. There were some things that he
-would do diligently, and others he considered beneath his dignity. The
-line of demarcation was confused, and I was never quite able to be
-certain of it. He cooked and partially washed the dishes, but never
-swept the floors, or fed the chickens and shoats at the barn. He never
-repaired anything except under urgent necessity, and his idea of order
-was not to disturb anything after he had let go of it.
-
-“You may be interested to know, suh, that I have been occupying my
-spaiah time writing my memoahs,” he continued. “I have collected the
-scattehed reco’ds of my careah. I have no descendants, an’ I may say to
-you confidentially, as one gentleman to anotheh, that I do not expect
-any, suh, so theah will be nobody to take pride in my literary wo’k
-afteh I am gone, but the gene’l public, but as a paht of the history of
-the south, durin’ its period of great trial, I think my memoahs would be
-valuable.
-
-“I am going to put my memoahs in the fawm of a novel, suh, an’ I have
-had to mix up a lot of otheh people in it who ah, to some extent,
-fictitious, so my book will be a combination of fact and romance. I have
-thought it all oveh. I am of the opinion that a book to be populah must
-be a story. It must have a plot, and somebody must get married on the
-last page. I am writing such a story, suh, and am weaving the main
-incidents of my careah into the plot. In this way I will get my history
-befoah a great many people who nevah read memoahs. I will gild what is
-the real pill, so to speak, by dipping it into the bright hued watehs of
-romance.
-
-“I am having a great deal of trouble with my plot, suh. Theah is a
-fellah in it by the name of Puddington Calkins. I want to kill this
-cussed Calkins, but if I kill ’im I will have nobody to marry to the
-mystehious veiled lady that I see in the dim distance. She is gliding
-towa’d the web of my plot, but I do not yet know whetheh she comes upon
-an errand of vengeance, or to demand justice foh her child. This veiled
-lady is pe’fumed with tube rose, suh, and I hate to leave her out, foh,
-with the exception of bou’bon, tube rose is my favorite odeh, and that
-reminds me, suh—pahdon me just one moment.”
-
-The Colonel arose and went to the cupboard. He brought forth a tall
-bottle, poured a liberal dose into a tin cup, and swallowed it with
-impressive solemnity.
-
-“That bou’bon came f’om Tennessee. It was sent to me by an old friend
-who was related to Jedge Benton of Nashville. When the Jedge died he had
-two bar’ls of this noble fluid in his cellah, and one of them was left
-to my friend in the Jedge’s will. It had been twenty-foah yeahs in the
-wood, suh. I was fo’tunate enough to be presented with some of that
-wonde’ful whiskey. I am sorry, suh, that you do not indulge, foh you ah
-missin’ something that puts spangles on a sad life, suh!
-
-“Most people drink whiskey foh its alcohol, and such people, suh, should
-pat’onize a drug stoah. A gentleman drinks it foh its flavah, and that
-reminds me, suh, that birdy cannot fly with one wing, an’ if you’ll
-pahdon me I’ll take anotheh.”
-
-After replacing what was left of the “bou’bon,” the Colonel stuffed some
-fragrant tobacco into a much darkened cob pipe, contemplated the
-ascending wreaths for a while, and reverted to his novel.
-
-“The plot of that story is a pe’plexity to me, suh. I think of things to
-put in it when I am out on the rivah, and when I get back I fo’get what
-they ah. I am going to get some moah papeh and write the whole thing
-oveh. Maybe I will kill that infe’nal Pud Calkins and I will myself
-marry that female whose face is concealed. Somebody must marry her or
-she will be left without suppo’t at the end of the book. People will
-nevah buy my memoahs. They will look in the back, and if theah is no
-wedding theah, they will cast the volume aside.
-
-“That Pud Calkins is much on my mind, suh. He is a predicament. He wakes
-me f’om my slumbehs, an’ sits beside me at my humble meals. He has
-dammed up the flow of my fancy in my novel, suh. I have nevah read a
-novel that had anything like him in it. He is a damned nuisance, suh,
-and he has got to go.
-
-“The next time you come down I would like to read to you what I have
-written. It is too much mixed up now, but I will have it all in o’deh
-when you come again. And anotheh thing that bothehs me is my chestnut
-filly that I rode durin’ the wah. I have got to have her in the story. I
-rode her through battle smoke and oveh fields of ca’nage. I was at the
-head of my men, suh, an’ ev’ry fall of her hoofs was on dead Yankees
-that fell befoah ouah onslaught. It would break my heaht if Pud Calkins
-should evah ride that hawss, even in a story, and yet Pud Calkins was on
-the field where I fell covehed with wounds, and he rode some hawss home
-to tell the tale, and if he had some otheh hawss, I would have to leave
-my filly out, foh only one live hawss was left at the end of that
-cha’ge, and that was the one I fell f’om, an’ Great Gawd, man, I
-couldn’t kill my filly!
-
-“Of co’se my hawss will succumb in my memoahs to the immutable laws of
-natcha, but that must appeah as the reco’d of the actual fact, afteh the
-wah was oveh. She will not die by my hand, even in fiction—no, suh! I
-will kill Pud Calkins a thousand times first, suh!
-
-“The prepahation of all this written matteh has been a great labah to
-me, but it has occupied many houahs that would othe’wise be unbeahable
-in this Gawd fo’saken country. I sit heah by my fiah and wo’k with my
-pen, but this Pud Calkins is always by my side, suh.”
-
-Barring a few unavoidable discomforts, I spent a very pleasant week with
-the Colonel. The fishing had been good, and there was a world of
-interest and joy in the stretches of the great marsh, teeming with wild
-life, and filled with the gentle melodies of hidden waters.
-
-I paid mine host his modest bill, bade him good bye at the landing,
-rowed up stream, and, after spending a day with Tipton Posey at Bundy’s
-Bridge, left the river country.
-
-It was six months before I returned. I sought the Colonel and found him
-much changed. A trouble had come upon him. His eye had lost its lustre,
-he had an air of listlessness and preoccupation, and he looked older.
-
-It seemed that there had been great excitement in the county after my
-departure, and the Colonel had been the storm center.
-
-When we had finished our simple evening meal, and had lighted our pipes
-before the fire, the Colonel handed me a copy of _The Index_, the weekly
-paper, published at the county seat. Its date was about four months old.
-
-“I would like to have you read that, suh, and then I will hand you
-anotheh.”
-
-On the front page were some glaring headlines: THE BURGLARY!!!—THE
-EXPLOSION!!!—THE PURSUIT!!! I read the account with deep interest, which
-was as follows:
-
-“On Monday morning of June 10th a crowd assembled in front of the County
-Treasurer’s office at the Court House, amid very unusual circumstances.
-Nearly seven thousand dollars were known to have been in the safe
-Saturday night, and now as the anxious citizens crowded through the
-door, they saw a ruined open safe, and abundant evidences of a fearful
-explosion. A steel drill, some files, and an empty can that had probably
-contained the explosive compound, were scattered about on the floor. The
-rugs were in a pile near the safe, where they had probably been used to
-muffle the explosion. The money was gone.
-
-“It was learned that a stranger of singular appearance, and marked
-individualities, with a gray coat, a heavy gray moustache and long chin
-whiskers, who entered the town last Friday, and had been observed by
-many of the citizens during Friday and Saturday, had deposited at the
-Treasurer’s office, for safe keeping, a box represented to contain
-valuables. This box, made of tin, some eight inches in length and five
-in width, was deposited on Friday, and taken out on Saturday morning. It
-was again deposited on Saturday afternoon, to be called for on Monday
-morning.
-
-“The county treasurer, the Hon. Truman W. Pettibone, had gone fishing on
-Thursday and expected to remain away until Tuesday, as is his custom
-during the summer months.
-
-“The mysterious stranger was waited on by Mr. J. Milton Tuttle, the
-courteous and well known clerk in the treasurer’s office. Mr. Tuttle’s
-charming daughter has just returned from a visit to her aunt in Oak
-Grove township—but we digress. J. Milton Tuttle had no suspicions, and
-retired at evening to his home and his interesting family.
-
-“The stranger was thought by several citizens to have taken the evening
-train, but was seen lurking around town, with a slouch hat pulled well
-down over his eyes, at a late hour Saturday night. He entered the Busy
-Bee Buffet at eleven o’clock and was served by Mr. Oscar Sheets, the
-gentlemanly bartender. He immediately departed. It is supposed that he
-spent the night in some barn.
-
-“It was ascertained that the tall and singular looking man, in the gray
-coat, who appeared to be disguised, was seen on Sunday morning to enter
-the front door of the Court House. This door, as is well known, is
-usually left open on Sunday for the convenience of Sunday callers who
-wish to read the legal notices on the bulletin board in the hallway.
-
-“Miss Anastasia Simpson, an unmarried lady, living near the Court House,
-noticed particularly that the stranger was very distinguished looking.
-She watched from her window for his reappearance, which did not take
-place until three in the afternoon, when he departed seemingly in a
-state of great perturbation and excitement.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- MISS ANASTASIA SIMPSON
-]
-
-“It was ascertained that Mr. Wellington Peters, proprietor of the
-prominent and well known low priced hardware store bearing his name, and
-whose business is advertised in our columns, while standing on the
-corner talking with a traveling man near the hotel, heard a dull booming
-sound from the direction of the court house, at about 2:45 P.M., but
-thinking that it was boys making some kind of a racket, he paid no
-attention to it. Several other prominent and well known citizens heard
-the same sound at the same hour.
-
-“The tall and mysterious stranger was seen by Miss Simpson to walk south
-after leaving the court house. She went to another window to further
-observe him, but he had disappeared.
-
-“The little tin box which the artful and designing robber had left ‘for
-safe keeping’ with J. Milton Tuttle, and which he locked up in the safe,
-was opened and found to contain nothing but a bag of sand.
-
-“It was evident to all that the tin box was a subterfuge. It was used as
-an excuse to visit and inspect the ‘lay of the land’ in the office of
-the treasurer of our county.
-
-“About noon, on Monday, a posse was formed by the Hon. Cyrus Butts, our
-gentlemanly and efficient sheriff. The posse, consisting of three
-prominent and well known citizens, Oliver K. Gardner, Silas B. Kendall
-and Elmer Dinwiddie, accompanied by the sheriff, made a circuit of the
-town. They ascertained that the mysterious stranger had stopped at the
-pleasant little home of Mr. Mike Carney, the genial and well known
-butcher of our town, and asked for a drink of water, which was given
-him. He had then taken a southerly direction along the section line
-road. The posse procured Toppington Smith’s mottled blood hound and put
-the intelligent animal on the trail of the fleeing burglar. The pursuit
-continued for about twelve miles. The fugitive was evidently making a
-bee line along the section road for the river marshes. A team was met on
-the road, with a load of baled hay, and impressed into service. All of
-the bales but two were unloaded and left by the roadside. The two bales
-were retained on the wagon for use as a barricade in case of a revolver
-battle with the burglar.
-
-“Drivers of teams, met along the route, reported seeing a man enter the
-woods before they met him, and go back into the road a long ways behind
-them after they had passed. The variations in the course taken by the
-hound confirmed this.
-
-“About ten o’clock at night there was a full moon. The trail left the
-road and led into some thick underbrush, near a small slough. Some smoke
-issued from the brush, where the fugitive had evidently built a fire and
-expected to spend the night. The place was surrounded and the posse
-cautiously advanced, but the burglar was gone. It was thought that the
-cunning malefactor had got wind of his pursuers, that he had turned
-aside and lighted this fire in the brush with a view of delaying and
-baffling those behind him with artful strategy.
-
-“The hound left the brush, and a few minutes later a tall figure, with a
-light gray coat, was seen a few hundred yards away on a bare ridge in
-the moonlight. It was unquestionably the fugitive and the hound was with
-him. The posse opened fire with revolvers, but at such a distance it was
-futile. The man and the dog disappeared over the ridge into the woods.
-The burglar had escaped, and the dog had evidently joined forces with
-him.
-
-“Further pursuit that night was considered hopeless. The posse slept at
-a farm house and resumed the search Tuesday morning. They found the dog
-tied to a tree near the edge of the big marsh, there were tracks in the
-soft mud at the margin of the slough, and an old boat belonging to a
-farmer in the vicinity was gone. There were marks in the mud showing
-where the boat had been shoved out to the water.
-
-“The pursuit was abandoned and the posse returned home. A full
-description of the robber was sent broadcast, and it is thought that his
-capture is only a matter of time.
-
-“Up to the hour of going to press there are no further particulars to
-record, but we hope that before our next issue, justice will triumph,
-and the burglar with his ill gotten booty will be within its grasp.”
-
-“And now, suh, will you please cast youah eye oveh this reco’d of
-infamy,” requested the Colonel, as he handed me a later copy of the same
-paper.
-
-The next account was headed:
-
- “ARRESTED!!!—PRELIMINARY
- HEARING!!!—HABEAS CORPUS!!!”
-
-and it read as follows:
-
-“We are able to announce that the crafty and resourceful robber of the
-county treasurer’s office, who so successfully eluded the grasp of his
-pursuers, and made good his retreat into the river marshes, has probably
-been apprehended.
-
-“The evidence seems to indicate that one Col. Peets, who lives on a
-small farm on the river, above the marsh, is the culprit.
-
-“He was captured there by the sheriff, the day after our last week’s
-issue was in the hands of the public. He offered no resistance. The
-information that led to his capture was received from Mr. Tipton Posey
-who keeps the well known general store near Bundy’s Bridge. Mr. Posey
-stated that the description of the robber, printed in this paper,
-exactly fitted Col. Peets, with the exception of the chin whiskers,
-which he thought were false.
-
-“This paper is invariably modest and unassuming. It vaunteth not itself,
-but we may say, without undue self glorification, that it was the
-thoroughness of the journalistic work of this paper that made the
-description of the robber available, and that this capture is therefore
-exclusively due to the enterprise of _The Index_. Our circulation covers
-the entire county. Our advertising rates will be found on another page.
-Our subscription rates are two dollars a year, cash, or two fifty in
-produce—strictly in advance.
-
-“Col. Peets claims to be an ex-officer in the Rebel Army. He bears a bad
-reputation along the river, and is said to be a man of immoral
-character.
-
-“The prisoner was securely lodged in the county jail, and, after the
-usual legal forms, he was brought before the Justice of the Peace for
-preliminary hearing.
-
-“When the morning of the examination came, the court was thronged as it
-never has been before. The ladies crowded the room as they had never
-done at any court during our existence as a county, while the trial
-progressed, manifesting a strange interest, which has never been
-exhibited till now, for or against any prisoner. And yet not so strange,
-for a remarkable prisoner appeared before them. He was tall, strongly
-built, with a heavy moustache, and pale—as though just recovering from
-an illness—marked in his individualities, a man of martial bearing, whom
-one would expect to recognize among ten thousand.
-
-“Every female eye was uninterruptedly focussed on this striking looking
-man during the entire hearing. He was claimed to be the same stranger
-who had blown open the safe and abstracted the seven thousand dollars of
-the county’s money. The loss will of course have to be made good by the
-treasurer or his bondsmen, if the plunder is not recovered from the
-thief, and much sympathy is felt for the Hon. Truman W. Pettibone, who
-has long borne an enviable and unsullied reputation in our midst.
-
-“Several of the ladies present were to appear among the witnesses in
-behalf of the state and for the defense. The question under
-consideration was the identity of this tall mysterious looking prisoner
-and that tall disguised stranger who was unquestionably responsible
-before the law for the astounding burglary.
-
-“The counsel for the state was the Hon. John Wesley Watts, our brilliant
-and alert county attorney. The prisoner was represented by W. St. John
-Hopkins, whose very name smacks of irreverence for the Holy Writ. He is
-a young aspiring sprig of the law who has recently come into our midst.
-
-“It seems that this man Hopkins, who parts both his name and his hair in
-the middle, volunteered to defend the prisoner without compensation,
-probably for the purpose of showing off his talents. The prisoner was
-without counsel, and claimed to have no funds with which to hire one.
-They seemed to be suspiciously good friends in court. Whether or not a
-part of the loot from the exploded safe has covertly changed hands in
-payment for certain legal services during the past few days, it is not
-within the province of this paper to determine, or even hint.
-
-“The examination continued during Wednesday and Thursday, excellent
-order prevailing in the court room. Many citizens gave strong testimony
-both for and against the prisoner. The public were deeply interested in
-the solution of the question, and there were strong and conflicting
-opinions as to the identity of the prisoner in the minds of all present.
-The progress of the examination, as numerous witnesses were examined who
-had seen the prowling and disguised stranger, and who now saw the
-prisoner, brought distinctly to notice the great difference which exists
-in the observing power of different individuals. Many thought that if
-the prisoner had on a gray coat, and had a long chin beard, in addition
-to his moustache, they could absolutely swear to his identity. Others
-thought that the stranger had worn false whiskers and had particularly
-noticed it at the time.
-
-“J. Milton Tuttle did not think that the chin whiskers were false, or
-that the prisoner was the man who left the tin box for safe keeping. He
-was quite positive that he would recognize the man if he ever saw him
-again.
-
-“Miss Anastasia Simpson, the unmarried lady, whose eyes were glued on
-the mystic stranger in the vicinity of the court house, and whose eyes
-were glued on the prisoner during the entire course of the trial, swore
-absolutely that he was not the same man. Possibly the reasons that
-prompted such positive testimony may be best known to herself.
-
-“The prisoner, under the whispered advice of young Hopkins, declined to
-go upon the stand, which in itself, in the opinion of most of those
-present, was conclusive evidence of guilt.
-
-“The state’s attorney made an able and scholarly address to the court,
-and presented a masterly review of the evidence.
-
-“Hopkins contented himself with claiming that no evidence had been
-adduced to justify the court in holding his client. No false whiskers or
-gray coat had been produced, and no witness had positively sworn to the
-prisoner’s identity. On the contrary, the only witness who had conversed
-with the alleged robber, Mr. J. Milton Tuttle, had failed to connect him
-with the crime, and Miss Simpson, who had long and carefully observed
-both men, had declared under her solemn oath that they were not the
-same.
-
-“He claimed that the cord that held his client was a rope of sand, and
-had the effrontery to comment sarcastically on the account of the
-pursuit of the flying burglar that appeared exclusively in our last
-week’s issue. He indulged in sardonic levity at the expense of the
-public-spirited posse, and remarked that it was queer that its dog had
-shown a preference for the society of an alleged thief. He suggested
-that the two bales of hay, that were retained on the pursuit wagon, were
-better adapted for food for the posse than for a barricade.
-
-“The outburst of indecent laughter that greeted this impudent sally was
-promptly suppressed by the court, who threatened to clear the room if
-anything of the kind was repeated. The court sternly rebuked the
-offending attorney, and cautioned him to confine his remarks strictly to
-the merits of the case before the court.
-
-“Hopkins apologized to the court and claimed that humor was a malady of
-his early youth and that he had never been entirely cured.
-
-“The court retired to its library and took the case under advisement for
-an hour, during which time the crowd waited in anxious suspense. When
-the court returned it held Col. Peets to the Circuit Court—placing his
-recognizance at three thousand dollars, in default of which the prisoner
-was remanded to the custody of the sheriff.
-
-“Much satisfaction was expressed at the decision of the court. Judge
-Mark W. Giddings, our able and learned Justice of the Peace, is a man of
-lofty attainments and an ornament to the bench. He has one of the finest
-law libraries in the county. He is of fine old New England stock, his
-ancestors having come over in the Mayflower. He is one of the oldest and
-most valued subscribers to this newspaper.
-
-“The press forms of this issue of our paper were held until proceedings
-in this case were disposed of, that the inchoate attorney representing
-the prisoner, began before the court now in session at the court house.
-
-“He asked for a writ of _habeas corpus_, and his client has been turned
-loose on the community!
-
-“We may say, that while it may be that no jury would have convicted this
-man Peets, who admits that he was once an enemy of his country, and
-while the testimony was strongly conflicting, the opinion is strong in
-this community that the honorable Justice of the Peace rendered a
-perfectly just decision.
-
-“The opinions of this journal have always been impartial, and, under the
-circumstances it is far be it from us to express one, but not to mention
-any names, there is a certain fresh young lawyer in this town who has a
-tendency to be a smarty, and a cute Aleck, and to butt in on things that
-do not concern him.
-
-“It may be to his interest to lay a little lower. A word to the wise is
-sufficient.
-
-“In addition to this, there is a certain alien resident in this county,
-of military pretensions, who lives by the sobbing waters of a certain
-river—and again we do not mention names—who had better not be caught
-wearing false whiskers when he visits this town.”
-
-“And now,” said the Colonel, with a patronizing wave of his hand after
-he had given me a still later copy of the paper, “I desiah you to look
-at this account of the sequel of this distressing affaiah.”
-
-On the editorial page I read:
-
- “A PUBLIC OUTRAGE!!!
-
-“It is far from the desire of this journal to discuss the personal
-interests or affairs of its editor and proprietor. _The Index_, as the
-public well knows, has ever been the fearless advocate of fair play for
-every citizen, and for every human being, however humble, before the
-law. Its motives have always been above reproach. Notwithstanding the
-fact that it is the county’s greatest newspaper—unselfishly devoted to
-the public interest—it never blows its own horn. It rarely mentions
-itself in its own columns. It scorns to publish matter in its own
-interest, but the time has come when its clarion voice must be raised to
-such a pitch that it may be heard throughout the length and breadth of
-the county, so that the public conscience may be awakened, and forever
-make impossible a repetition of such an outrage as occurred in front of
-the post office on last Saturday afternoon.
-
-“As is well known by all, the editor of this paper, who is also its
-proprietor, was publicly attacked by Col. Peets, the scoundrel and
-erstwhile prisoner at the bar of justice, who figured so prominently and
-so exclusively in the affair of the robbery of the safe in the county
-treasurer’s office some weeks ago.
-
-“A handful of our whiskers was seized and twisted away by this vile
-miscreant, with the supposedly funny remark that he wanted them for a
-disguise.
-
-“We were forced to our knees on the dirty sidewalk and commanded to
-apologize for certain statements that have appeared in our paper.
-
-“We were belabored with a rawhide whip and kicked into the gutter by
-this burly old brute.
-
-“As humiliating as these things are it is necessary to mention them in
-order to properly lay before the public the frightful enormity of the
-outrage.
-
-“It is, and always has been the policy of this paper, to hew to the line
-and let the chips fall where they may. _The Index_ thinks before it
-strikes, and it never retracts.
-
-“If editors are to be publicly assaulted—if their persons are not
-sacred—if the freedom of the press is to be trammelled and muzzled by
-supposed private rights of individuals, and their likes and dislikes—if
-publishers are to be beaten up or beaten down with impunity, or with
-rawhide whips, and are to be coerced into cowardly silence by fear of
-personal violence—then our republic, with its vaunted ideals, is a
-stupendous failure.
-
-“Far be it from us to complain, or put forth our private wrongs, but we
-consider that we have been a martyr to the lawlessness of this
-community, and to the fearless and outspoken attitude of our paper.
-
-“An attack upon the person of the editor of a newspaper is an attack
-upon the sacred foundations of human liberty.
-
-“The public will be glad to know that the execrable villain and ruffian,
-who assaulted us, is now immured in the county jail, where he was sent
-by that wise and upright Justice of the Peace, the Hon. Mark W.
-Giddings.
-
-“It is to be devoutly hoped that when the term of his just imprisonment
-expires, his presence in the county will be no longer tolerated.
-
-“For the miserable cowards and loafers who witnessed the premeditated
-violence upon us in front of the post office, and did not interfere,
-this paper has the most withering contempt. Their craven names are
-known, and this journal will remember them.
-
-“To Constable Hawkins, who arrested the assailant, this paper—on behalf
-of the public—extends its thanks. Constable Hawkins is an officer of
-whom our town may well be proud. We wish him a long life of health and
-happiness. We may mention, parenthetically, that Constable Hawkins and
-his charming wife Sundayed with us two weeks ago and a delightful time
-was had by one and all.
-
-“To the misguided and mentally unbalanced females, who are daily sending
-flowers and sundry cooked dainties to the county jail, this paper has
-nothing to say. With the exception of one of them, who was a witness at
-the trial, and who shall here be nameless, they all have male relatives
-whose duty is plain. The names of these women are known and will be
-preserved in the archives of this paper for future reference. There are
-certain rumors being whispered about on our streets, that, from high
-motives of public policy, will not find a place in our columns until
-later.
-
-“The sheriff is being quietly and severely criticized by many citizens,
-whose good opinion is worth something to him at election time, for
-permitting these indulgences to a criminal in his charge.
-
-“We have always given our unqualified support to Sheriff Butts when he
-has been a candidate, and we hope that we will not be compelled to
-change our opinion regarding his fitness for the office. He will do well
-to ponder. The eye of _The Index_ is upon him.
-
-“The editor of this paper is pleased to announce, to relieve the public
-mind, that we are recovering from our undeserved injuries, and will soon
-be ourselves again. We feel deeply indebted to Dr. Ignace Stitt for the
-wonderful professional skill with which he attended us. The Doctor’s
-practice is increasing rapidly, and he is now the foremost physician in
-our county. His office is over Ed Bang’s drug store, and he is among the
-most valued subscribers of this paper.
-
-“We and our wife thank our kind friends who have sent us watermelons,
-and other delicacies, during our confinement.
-
-“As a stern challenger of injustice, and an alert defender of the right,
-_The Index_ will ever, as in the past, be in the forefront. Its battle
-axe will gleam in the turmoil of the conflict, and on it will shine our
-mottos—_Sic Semper Tyrannis_, and _Honi soit qui mal y pense_.”
-
-I laid the paper down with the conviction that if the Colonel’s life
-previous to his arrival in the river country had been as rapid as he had
-been living it since he came, his “memoahs” would be quite a large
-volume.
-
-“Now, suh,” said he, “I want to relate to you the inside history of that
-robbery, suh. I want to show you how it is possible foh a puffectly
-innocent man, with puffectly good intentions, to get into a predicament
-in this Gawd fo’saken no’the’n country.
-
-“I was of co’se compelled, much against my wish, to hawss-whip the
-editah of that rotten sheet. He was not a gentleman and I could not
-challenge him, suh, and it was matteh of pussonal honah. The facts ah
-substantially as he states in that sizzling angel song that you have
-just read.
-
-“I want to say, suh, that I nevah spent a moah pleasant thi’ty days in
-my life than I spent in that jail. I was theah in a good cause, and I am
-sorry it was not sixty days. The sheriff treated me with puffect
-cou’tesy, and I was called on and congratulated by many people who had
-strong private opinions of that editah.
-
-“Those noble women made my incahceration a pleasuah, and I may say, suh,
-without vanity, that I have nevah been oblivious or insensible to the
-effect that I have always had upon ladies. Soft and beseeching eyes have
-been cast upon me all my life, suh. I discovered in that jail that iron
-bars cannot destroy beautiful visions.
-
-“I was provided with papeh, and I was enabled to do a great deal of wo’k
-on my memoahs, and I have included in them the events of the past few
-months, but what I sta’ted to tell you was the unrevealed facts of that
-robbery, suh.
-
-“In odeh that you may get a clear idea of just what happened, I must
-take you back to the awful days of ouah wah. Theah was a high bo’n
-southe’n gentleman in my regiment, suh, named Majah Speed. He came f’om
-one of the best families in Tennessee. Theah was a most unfo’tunate
-pussonal resemblance between us, and even when we were togetheh, ouah
-best friends could ha’dly tell us apaht. In o’deh not to continue to
-embarrass ouah friends, we drew straws to decide who should raise a chin
-bea’d in addition to his moustache. The Majah lost, and I still have my
-military moustache without any hawsstail whiskehs to spoil it. I may
-say, suh, that I have no doubt that my moustache had its effect in
-making my stay at the jail delightful.
-
-“The Majah and I have always kept ouah correspondence up. He came to see
-me just befoah that explosion at the cou’t house. He was in that town
-when it took place, and he was the man who was pussued by that posse and
-that damn dawg, whose favah he won with a piece of bologna sausage.
-
-“Afteh the Majah entered the ma’sh he came directly to my house and
-explained the whole affaiah. We sunk the boat he came in with some
-stones in the rivah.
-
-“That infe’nal Milt Tuttle, who was the cle’k in the treasurer’s office,
-was the scoundrel that got the money. His folks came f’om Tennessee, and
-he knew the Majah. He was aweah that the Majah’s circumstances weah much
-reduced, and that he had lost what he had left in the wo’ld at ca’ds. He
-knew that the Majah would do almost anything to retrieve his fo’tunes.
-The love of money was always the trouble with the Majah, but we all have
-to be tolerant of the weaknesses of ouah friends, suh.
-
-“That scoundrel Milt Tuttle sent money to Tennessee foh my friend the
-Majah to come up heah. He did not know me, or that I knew the Majah.
-When the Majah came no’th he came directly to see me and spent several
-days at my place. We went down on the ma’sh togetheh. He told me about
-Milt Tuttle and said he would come back and pay me a longeh visit a
-little lateh.
-
-“My friend Majah Speed went to the county seat, and the da’k scoundrelly
-plan of Milt Tuttle was laid befoah him. In a moment of weakness the
-Majah fell, and consented to blow open that safe and divide what he
-found with Milt Tuttle. The tools and the explosive compound were hidden
-in the office by Milt Tuttle, and during several visits he explained to
-the Majah how he was to proceed. He gave him a duplicate key to the side
-entrance of the office around the end of the hall, and a map of the
-route he was to take afteh he had finished his wo’k, and on this map was
-the place wheah he was to leave half of what he found in the safe. He
-was to cross the ma’sh and make his way south to Tennessee afteh it was
-all oveh.
-
-“You can imagine the astonishment and chagrin of the Majah when he found
-the safe empty of funds, afteh he had wo’ked all day to blow it open. He
-was ho’nswoggled by this infe’nal thief of a Milt Tuttle. He had taken
-ev’ry cent befoah the Majah came, and left the Majah in the lu’ch to
-face all the consequences, and to get away the best he could.
-
-“When the Majah came to me that night, and told me his tale, I was
-astounded. Of co’se I do not approve of robbery, but the Majah had
-committed no robbery. He had taken absolutely nothing f’om that safe,
-and he was as innocent of robbery as a child unbawn. Milt Tuttle was the
-thief, and on his ill gotten wealth he went off somewheah fo’ his
-health, but he was stricken by a vengeful providence with pneumonia, and
-he is now dead, and theah is no way of proving his dasta’dly connection
-with the affaiah.
-
-“I told the Majah that he had been made a cat’s paw, and that he had
-betteh go home as fast as he could. He was without funds, and,
-unfo’tunately, I did not have any to lend him, so he sta’ted fo’ the
-south on foot. That was the last I saw of the Majah, and I had a letteh
-f’om one of the fo’mah officers of ouah regiment, that the Majah is now
-dead. I assume, suh, that he died of a broken heaht, all on account of
-the villainy of that dehty thief of a Milt Tuttle.
-
-“When I was unjustly and unfo’tunately dragged into that affaiah, I
-could have told the whole story, but I felt bound to protect my friend
-the Majah, who fought undeh me fo’ foah yeahs. He twice saved my life on
-the field, and foah such a man, no matteh what his failings might be, I
-was bound to make any sacrifice. I could have gone on the stand and
-pointed my fingah at the thief, but of what avail? The attorney who
-represented me in those disgraceful proceedings advised me to keep my
-seat, as the state had no case whateveh. That mutton headed old bi’led
-owl that was supposed to be a cou’t, bound me oveh, but I was soon
-released, and my friend’s secret was not in jeopa’dy.
-
-“I have now expiated the penalty of the No’the’n law fo’ whipping that
-rascally editeh. My atto’ney also pounded him to a jelly. It is my
-intention to hawss-whip Tipton Posey, foah he was the one that sta’ted
-the talk that resulted in all those legal proceedings, and during the
-thi’ty days that I am in jail foah that, it is my intention to complete
-my novel, in which, as I told you, is to be woven my memoahs.
-
-“It is a good thing fo’ Milt Tuttle that he had pneumonia, foah if he
-was not deceased I would fill him full of holes fo’ the dishonah he
-brought on my friend the Majah, and then I would leave the no’th
-fo’evah.
-
-“I shall nevah blacken the memory of Majah Speed by using his name with
-the story of the blowing open of the safe in my book. I shall use
-anotheh name, suh, and his secret shall be fo’evah safe and his memory
-will be unta’nished, fo’ the Majah nevah stole a dollah. He can stand
-befoah that greateh cou’t, wheah he has now gone, with a guiltless and
-stainless soul.”
-
-I was much interested in the Colonel’s narrative, and after talking over
-some of the details, we retired for the night.
-
-I had quietly enjoyed the naive reasoning, and the chivalrous devotion
-of the Colonel to his war time friend. There was pathos in the tale of
-sacrifice, and, several times I saw moisture in the old soldier’s eyes,
-as he dilated upon the cruelty of his position in the affair of the
-safe.
-
-His conceptions of right and wrong were refreshing, and his penchant for
-taking the law into his own hands was evidently going to get him into
-more predicaments, but it was useless to argue with him. I felt sorry
-about Posey’s coming castigation, but as Tip was abundantly able to take
-care of himself, I concluded not to worry over it.
-
-On our way down the river the next morning, the Colonel reverted to
-Major Speed’s ill-starred visit.
-
-“I presume that you would think, suh, that the interests of the living
-ah paramount to those of the dead, and that I ought to tell Majah
-Speed’s story to the world. His memory and the memory of that black
-heahted vahlet, Milt Tuttle, would suffeh, and Tuttle’s ought to suffeh,
-but my vindication would be complete. Natu’ally I do not enjoy being
-looked at askance, and I sometimes think that I ought to remove the
-stigma that now rests on my name.”
-
-I advised him to let matters remain as they were, inasmuch as he could
-produce no proof of the facts, and little would be gained by stirring up
-the affair.
-
-“But I do not need proof of facts, they would have my wo’d of honah,
-suh!”
-
-I explained the uncertain value of a “wo’d of honah” in that part of the
-country. I refrained from telling him that I thought his reputation
-would not be much improved by his explanation, for he would at least
-still be regarded as an “accessory after the fact” because of his
-admission of the protection to Speed.
-
-“By the way, Colonel,” I asked, in order to change the subject, “what
-did you finally do about Pud Calkins?”
-
-“Pud Calkins? I killed him, suh, at Vicksbu’g. That cuss disappeahed
-entiahly f’om from memoahs while I was in jail, and I assuah you, suh,
-that I heaved a sigh of relief when that man fell. I can now go ahead
-with my combination novel and memoahs without his bobbing up and down in
-the plot every time I sit down to write.”
-
-It occurred to me that the casualties among those whom the fates whirled
-into the Colonel’s orbit were becoming rather numerous.
-
-“I am vehy sorry to tell you that when you come down heah again, you
-will probably not find me,” he continued. “I am in a vehy bad
-predicament about the place where I live. As you know, I inherited that
-place in good faith, but I find theah has been a mo’tgage on it that I
-didn’t know anything about. The damned editeh of that scurrilous sheet
-has in some way got possession of that mo’tgage. I am unable to meet its
-obligations, suh, and I must move, probably this winteh. I will go back
-to Tennessee, wheah the sun shines without expense to anybody, and wheah
-a gentleman commands respect even though he is unfo’tunate. I may have
-to walk to Tennessee, but I will make a sho’t call at the home of that
-buzza’d that runs that newspapah, the evening that I go away, suh!”
-
-The Colonel and I had spent happy days together, and it was with genuine
-sadness that I bade him farewell a few days later. He was a mellow old
-soul, ruled by emotions, and not by reason, drifting aimlessly on a sea
-of troubles, totally lost to every consideration except his childish
-vanity and the memories of a threadbare chivalry. He easily adjusted his
-conscience to any point of view that conformed to his interest, and
-suffered keenly from sensitiveness. Fate had thrown him into an
-environment with which he could not mingle, and it was perhaps better
-that he should go. When all else failed, there was a world in his
-imaginative brain in which he could live, and woe to those who have not
-these realms of fancy when the shadows come.
-
-When I visited the river the following spring I arranged with my friend
-Muskrat Hyatt to provide me with the shelter of his stranded house boat,
-and to act as “pusher” and general utility man in my expeditions on the
-river and marsh.
-
-“Rat” was always interesting, and I anticipated a delightful two weeks.
-
-One of the first trips we made was down to the Big Marsh, where we
-intended to camp for a day or two on a little island that was scarcely
-ever visited. It was thirty or forty yards long and half as wide. There
-were a few trees, some underbrush and fallen timber on the islet. The
-place was deserted, except for a blue heron that winged away in awkward
-flight as we approached. There was no reason for stopping there, but a
-wayward fancy and a desire to see the vast marsh in its different moods.
-
-After we landed I asked Rat about the Colonel.
-
-“The Colonel’s place was sold under a mortgage last fall, an’ that ol’
-maid that swore fer ’im at the trial bid it in, an’ its in her name, an’
-now the Colonel’s married the old maid, so there y’are.
-
-“That ol’ feller come down to the store one mornin’ an’ him an’ Tip had
-a fight, an’ Tip got licked. The Colonel an’ Seth Mussey had come in a
-buggy, an’ they was goin’ on from Tip’s to the county seat to see the
-editor of the paper. It was all about that safe blowin’ case, an’ the
-Colonel accused Tip of start’n all the talk about ’im. Bill Wirrick an’
-me got a rig an’ went to the county seat, fer we thought the Colonel was
-goin’ to lick the editor ag’in an’ we wanted to see the fun, but the
-editor was out of town. The Colonel went up to see the ol’ maid an’ they
-was married the next day. I guess she had some money, fer they took the
-cars an’ said they was goin’ down south.
-
-“The Colonel went to the postmaster an’ told ’im to tell the editor,
-w’en ’e got home, that if ’e ever put the Colonel’s name in ’is paper
-ag’in, er any name that sounded like his, he’d kill ’im, an’ I guess the
-editor b’lieved it, fer ’e didn’t mention nothin’ about the wedd’n w’en
-’e got back.
-
-“People don’t think the Colonel blowed open that safe after all. He
-never flashed no wealth around afterwards, and the way he beat up that
-editor fer sayin’ things about ’im, sort a squared ’im up.”
-
-We erected our little tent, and Rat busied himself with collecting fuel.
-He attacked a long hollow log with his axe. When it was split open we
-found an old gray coat, that had at some time been stuffed into the
-decayed interior. We laid the coat out on the ground and Rat extracted a
-discolored brass key from one of the pockets, and a wad of hairy
-material, that proved to be a set of false chin whiskers. In a damaged
-manilla envelope, that we found in an inside pocket, was a certificate
-of the honorable discharge of Jasper Montgomery Peets, as a private in
-the Confederate Army.
-
-The mildewed relics, with their eloquent though silent story, were
-convincing.
-
-“I s’spose ’e thought that gray coat was gitt’n too pop’lar with
-possees, an’ ’e concluded to shed it,” remarked Rat. “Say, wasn’t that
-feller a peach?”
-
-I agreed that he was.
-
-I sat for a long time on the sloping bank of the islet, and mused over
-the soul mates that, like migrating songsters, had winged their way to
-the balmy southland when the leaves had fallen, and the skies had become
-gray. I thought of Anastasia’s hungry heart, and the precarious resting
-place it had found.
-
-The Colonel’s “plot” had certainly been woven to a consistent end; the
-“mystehious veiled lady” had glided into its web, and there was a
-wedding on the last page.
-
-
-
-
- IX
- HIS UNLUCKY STAR
-
-
-I had stopped on the old bridge in the twilight to look upon the glories
-of a dreamy afterglow, and the gnarled tree forms that were etched
-against its symphony of color far away down the river. Just above the
-bands of purple and orange the evening star was coming out of a sea of
-turquoise, and its radiance was creeping into the waters below the
-trees. I heard a light foot fall behind me.
-
-“Excuse me, mister, have you got a match?”
-
-I turned and saw an odd looking little man, of perhaps fifty, with a
-squirrel skin cap and ginger colored hair and beard, who laid down a
-burden contained in a gunny sack, and approached deferentially.
-
-As I produced the match he brought forth a virulent looking pipe that
-seemed to consist mostly of solidified nicotine.
-
-“I don’t seem to have no tobacco neither,” he continued ruefully, as he
-fumbled in his pockets.
-
-I gave him a cigar, a portion of which he broke up and stuffed into his
-pipe. He carefully stowed the remainder in his vest pocket and began to
-smoke composedly.
-
-I asked him if he lived in the neighborhood.
-
-“No, my place is about two miles from here. I’ve ben up the river after
-some snake root that’s wanted right away by the man I do business with.
-My name’s Erastus Wattles an’ I get all kinds of herbs around ’ere fer a
-man that sells ’em to the medicine makers somewheres down east.”
-
-We sat on the bridge rail and talked for some time, and I became much
-interested in my new acquaintance. He spoke in a low voice, and his
-manner seemed rather furtive. He told me much of the herbs and rare
-plants that grew in the river country, and of his attempts to cultivate
-ginseng. “Certain influences” had repeatedly caused failures of his
-crop.
-
-“That’s a fine scene out yonder,” he remarked, and the splendid glow of
-Jupiter in the western sky led to a subject that I found had enthralled
-his life, and his eyes quickened with a new light as he told me his
-story.
-
-When he was a young man he had studied for the stage, but had made a
-failure of this, and had gone to work on an Ohio river steamboat as a
-clerk. A very old man, with long white whiskers and green spectacles
-came on board at Louisville late one night. He wanted to go to Cairo,
-but lacked a dollar of the amount necessary for his boat fare. He stated
-that he was a professor of astrology, and offered to cast the horoscope
-of anybody on the boat who would supply the deficiency. After an
-eloquent exposition of the wonders of astrology by the professor,
-Wattles furnished the dollar and the date and hour of his birth.
-
-Amid the jibes of the other employees on the boat he received his
-horoscope just before the landing was made at Cairo. The aged seer
-departed down the gang plank and disappeared.
-
-This was the turning point in the life of Erastus Wattles.
-
-He sought a secluded place on the boat and studied the several closely
-written pages of foolscap, that were pinned together and numbered, and
-found that the old man had done a conscientious and thorough job.
-
-Wattles extracted a large worn envelope from an inside pocket. It
-contained the document, which he said he always carried with him, and he
-asked me to read it.
-
-On the first page was the circle of the horoscope, divided into its
-twelve “houses,” and above it was the “nativity” with the “sidereal
-variation” noted.
-
-In the “delineation,” which occupied the remaining pages, were black
-clouds of misfortune. If Wattles had selected his hour of birth he could
-not have found one in the whole gamut of heavenly chords when his
-entrance into the world would have been more inopportune.
-
-Mars was “on the ascendant in Taurus” and was his “significator”
-and “ruling planet.” Its position in relation to the other
-“malefics”—Saturn, Uranus and Neptune—all of which were above the
-horizon, was most disastrous. Two malefics were “poised upon the
-cusp of the House of Money,” indicating that Wattles “would go
-broke, and remain so during life.” The moon was also in a hostile
-square at the time.
-
-The hoary headed astrologer had “dived into the Abyss of Futurity, and
-through a glass darkly” he had seen “a pale light.” It illumined a life
-of hopeless sorrow and futility. Ever and anon the blood red eye of Mars
-gleamed with a baleful glow upon the destiny under consideration. When
-Mars was off duty Saturn took up the malign rod, which was yielded to
-Uranus and Neptune when he passed temporarily into other fields of
-astral activity to indicate misfortunes of other people.
-
-Periods of deep perplexities were apparent—when Wattles must not engage
-in new ventures, or talk with men over sixty, or with women under
-forty—when he must not deal with farmers, or have anything to do with
-people with red hair or bushy eyebrows. He was not to ask favors,
-travel, trade, write letters or marry, when the moon was in its first or
-last quarter, or have anything to do with surgeons or tradesmen when the
-moon was in conjunction with Saturn. Flying pains in limbs and joints,
-warts, boils, and accidents to the head were indicated at these periods.
-New enterprises might be undertaken when the sun was in Leo, but not if
-Neptune was stationary in Aries at that time, or if Venus was
-retrogressing in Cancer or Capricorn.
-
-When Jupiter and Venus were together in Libra there would be
-particularly distressing periods for Wattles. When Jupiter passed into
-Sagittarius there might be temptation to make merry, but in the midst of
-mirth he must remember death, for almost fatal accidents, and possibly
-severe illness were indicated for these times, which were pregnant with
-calamity.
-
-A certain retrogression of Uranus in Leo in the fifth year after the
-casting, with the sun hyleg, Mars in Aquarius, and the moon in
-Capricorn, indicated a liver complaint, with pains in the back and head,
-an almost fatal accident from an explosive compound, and interference in
-his affairs by a fat person—probably a female with a retreating chin,
-whose significator would be the malefic Neptune. A minor sub-related
-transit “might change this female to a dark haired woman with pointed
-features, who would spread strange reports with a bitter tongue, but in
-an unknown language.”
-
-No illnesses, accidents or women materialized in that year, and Wattles
-thought they were all side tracked by a retrogression of Mercury in
-Virgo.
-
-The influence of an evil minded woman, whose ruling planet was Saturn,
-was indicated during the eleventh year. Long arms, freckles and a high
-instep were suggested, as Antares would be in Gemini when she came into
-the sketch. Wattles had assumed that this peril had been fended off by
-an unsuspected transit. He had stayed in the woods as much as possible
-while Antares was in Gemini, and had spoken to no female during the
-eleventh year, but afterwards learned that the postmistress, who
-answered the description, had told an inquirer that no such man as
-Wattles lived in that part of the country. Somebody had tried to find
-him with a view of making a large herb contract, which had been thereby
-lost, so, after all, the indication was correct.
-
-Under the heads of “Heredity,” “Mental Faculties,” “Moral Qualities,”
-and “Disposition,” it appeared that Wattles possessed most of the
-characteristics of a goat. The “cause” was “obscure” but assiduous
-effort might gradually overcome some of the tendencies.
-
-In the twenty-second year, which was yet to come, the two malefics,
-Saturn and Neptune, would retrograde in Taurus. Mars and the Moon would
-be in Aquarius, and this would probably mean that Wattles would have an
-affliction of the stomach, and would lose one or both legs if he waded
-in unclear waters.
-
-There were so many things to look out for that he was dazed with their
-complexity. He was horrified by the “variations” and “transits of evil
-omen” that were possible in unexpected quarters when the rest of the sky
-was apparently free. Temporizing signs and harmless transits were rare.
-Malign conjunctions and oppositions were leading features of every month
-in the calendar.
-
-At one of the periods, when the moon and Ceres would be in opposition,
-and Venus “in trine” with Neptune, Wattles would die of an unindicated
-disorder.
-
-He had certainly got his dollar’s worth. With Mars careering continually
-through the Zodiac, and all the other malefics falling into conjunction
-and opposition at the most fateful times, he saw little prospect of
-escaping an astrological coil that reeked with woe. For him there was no
-balm in Gilead, or anywhere else in the universe. Like many others he
-let the blessings of existence take care of themselves, and was
-concerned solely with its ills. Apparently he was hopelessly enmeshed,
-but instinctively he struggled on.
-
-The far seeing sage delineated a collateral variation indicating that
-the subject of the horoscope would, within a year after its casting,
-become a disciple, and possibly a practitioner, of a certain ancient
-science that had to do with the heavenly bodies, but the indication was
-not quite clear as to its name.
-
-Impelled by this covert and ingeniously mystic suggestion, Wattles had
-procured all the literature he could find on the subject of astrology,
-and had studied it carefully. He hoped that he might find error in his
-horoscope, but the more he studied the more he believed. He had been
-touched with a hypnotic wand and had drifted into the toils of a
-remorseless power.
-
-The opinion expressed by one of his friends on the steamboat that “the
-old party who cast the horoscope was probably drunk” had no weight with
-Wattles. There were too many confirmations of planet positions and
-significations in the astrological almanacs and related literature that
-he had succeeded in accumulating.
-
-There was a postscript at the end of the delineation. Somewhere in the
-realms of infinite space the white bearded prophet felt the presence of
-a strange and malign star, that, for lack of data at hand, could not be
-named. Its unknown orbit dimly intersected the fate lines of Wattles. At
-some crisis in his affairs it would unexpectedly become manifest and
-would have a woeful significance.
-
-Wattles pondered long upon the missing star in his horoscope, and had
-vainly sought it in his studies. There appeared to be nothing in his
-books that could lead to a solution, and the unknown malefic besieged
-his soul with a haunting fear.
-
-“I got to keep track of all them heavenly bodies, and if that damn star
-ever shows up I must get a line on it,” he declared, as he folded up his
-horoscope. “I’ve got all the almanacs, and I know where ev’rything is
-all the time. I’ve studied astrology ’till I’ve ben black in the face,
-and I’m an expert caster. I’m goin’ to cast horoscopes right along now.
-There’s my significator comin’ up, an’ its in Aquarius now,” he
-remarked, and he pointed to Mars that had just scaled the tree tops in
-the east.
-
-He offered, “for the small sum of fifty cents,” to sell me an unlabelled
-bottle of brown liquid, which he said was “an excellent tonic” that he
-made himself. He called it “Wahoo Bitters.” I made the purchase and
-placed the precious compound on the bridge rail.
-
-He took a small book from his pocket, which he consulted for a moment,
-and then invited me to visit him if I would come at a particular hour on
-Thursday of the following week. This I promised to do if possible. He
-told me how to find his house, gratefully accepted another cigar, and
-bade me good night. He then softly mingled with the shadows of the woods
-with his bag of roots. I pushed the Wahoo Bitters gently over into the
-river and continued my walk.
-
-He was a strange and pathetic figure. Naturally superstitious, he had
-become imbued with illusions, that for ages have lured the imaginations
-of those who have reached blindly into the unknowable and found only the
-Ego—the “ruling star” in all horoscopes. Verily, to man, the luminary of
-the greatest magnitude in the universe is himself. Not content to be
-silly over little things, he must needs prowl among the constellations
-and there spin the web of his puny personal affairs, as in theology he
-assumes the particular concern of the Almighty with his daily doings.
-
-Ancient as astrology is, it is not as old as conceit.
-
-I was curious to know more of Wattles. At heart I scoffed, but concluded
-to keep my engagement and ask him to cast my horoscope. On the appointed
-day I made the little journey. The road led through the woods for a mile
-or so to a big oak tree that Wattles had described. Here a narrow path
-left it and followed the course of the river to a long bayou. Beyond the
-end of the bayou I found some high ground on which perhaps an acre had
-been cleared. Near the farther edge of the clearing was an unpainted
-single story house with low eaves. There was some queer looking frame
-work, and a small platform on the roof.
-
-As I approached the door I was confronted with cabalistic
-characters—painted in black on the wood work. The signs of the Zodiac
-appeared around the rim of a roughly drawn circle. On a blue background
-at the top of the door were four stars and a crescent moon in yellow. I
-assumed that the stars represented the malefics in Wattles’ horoscope.
-
-In response to my knock, he opened the door.
-
-“Well, I’m glad to see you!” he exclaimed. “I didn’t think you’d come. I
-thought mebbe you might size me up for a queer bird after all that talk
-we had on the bridge. Set down an’ make yourself comfortable.”
-
-He flung a villainous looking maltese tom cat, that he addressed as
-“Scorpio,” out of a crippled rocking chair, and I occupied the vacated
-space.
-
-As Scorpio fled through a hole in the bottom of the door, that
-apparently had been cut for his benefit, I noticed that he was much
-scarred. One ear was gone, his left eyelid was missing, there were bare
-places on him where the fur had been removed, evidently with violence,
-and his tail was not complete. These things imparted a sinister aspect,
-and I did not like him. He looked like a thoroughly bad cat, and was
-probably a malefic.
-
-It would seem fit that a cat found amid such uncanny surroundings should
-be black instead of maltese, but as this is a veracious chronicle it is
-necessary to adhere to facts.
-
-We spent some time in desultory conversation before I mentioned the
-ostensible object of my visit.
-
-“Now,” said Wattles, “before I do anything about your horoscope, I want
-to show some I’ve ben casting,” and he began pulling over some papers on
-his shelves.
-
-While he was doing this I looked around the strange room.
-
-A row of bottles on one of the shelves contained various small reptiles
-with filmy orbs that peered out through alcohol. From the end of the
-shelf a stuffed badger stared fixedly and disdainfully, with dull glass
-eyes, at a moth eaten coon that returned the gaze from a pedestal in a
-darkened corner. A dismal and tattered owl occupied a perch above the
-coon. One of his glass eyes had dropped out, but with the other he
-regarded the offending badger sadly.
-
-A dried snake skin, with several dangling rattles, was tacked on the
-wall back of the stove, with a few Indian relics—bows, arrows, and a
-spear head—that were arranged on each side of it. Some butterflies with
-broken wings, and beetles, impaled on pins, were scattered through the
-spaces around the relics. A number of colored botanical prints and
-astronomical charts were pinned on the walls, and there were cobwebs in
-the upper corners that appeared to be inhabited.
-
-Some bunches of withered herbs and a broken violin hung above the
-window. On a table near it was a violet tinted globe of solid glass,
-about six inches in diameter. It was mounted on a block of wood. Wattles
-afterwards explained that this was a “magic crystal of marvellous
-power,” and that it “pictured prophetic visions under certain
-influences.”
-
-The air in the room had a pungent musty odor, as of dried roots and
-plants, and I thought that a pile of small sacks back of the stove might
-contain something of the kind.
-
-Wattles finally produced copies of the horoscopes and I was pleased to
-find among them those of my friends Tipton Posey, Bill Stiles and “Rat”
-Hyatt.
-
-As Wattles traded at Posey’s store, his horoscope had probably been
-exchanged for merchandise.
-
-Posey’s nativity was exceptionally fortuitous. Jupiter was his
-significator, and the other benefics were advantageously placed at the
-hour of his birth. In the delineation it appeared that there were few
-blessings that would escape him as long as he was kind to friends and
-not too fond of money. His historical parallel was a certain ancient
-Persian king, who, after a long and happy reign, was suffocated in a
-shower of gold.
-
-He would be fortunate in his dealings with all those who had to do with
-medicines of any kind. It would always be safe for him to extend credit
-when any of the benefics were above the horizon, and at any time that
-the sun was in Aquarius, Scorpio, or Leo. It would be a bad time for
-Posey to ask for money, or to try to collect debts of any kind, when
-Mercury was in opposition to Mars, when the moon was full, or partially
-so, when the sun was in Virgo, Taurus, or Aries, or when two or more of
-the malefics were above the horizon. Persons born under Posey’s planet
-were tactful and magnetic, had much power over the minds of others and
-were model housewives. They were proud, dignified and conservative,
-intolerant of wrong, and well adapted to fill representative positions.
-Usually they had piercing intellects and triumphed in all things. They
-were at times inclined to avarice, and to be suspicious of others, and
-this must be strongly guarded against. There was a dark warning against
-the acquirement of too much wealth.
-
-In his magic crystal Wattles dimly saw a figure that looked like Posey,
-but the head was that of some kind of a beast. It sat upon a rock with a
-big bag of gold, with which it had climbed a weary hill. Beyond was a
-shady bower among the trees, under which dwelt happy hours. The way was
-blocked by two black rams, that signified opposition. The figure could
-not go on, for its fair form had been changed by the winning of the
-gold.
-
-Far beyond the bower was a wonderful city with brilliant domes. Its
-towers sparkled with ruby and pearl, and unto this bright city the
-figure could never go, because of its brutish aspect that betokened
-greed.
-
-Bill Stiles’s ruling star was Saturn, and his nativity was questionable.
-The planet’s position, with regard to the moon and Mars in Leo,
-indicated a Master Spirit, subject to many variations of fortune. The
-tendencies were modified by the benign presence of Arcturus and Venus in
-Aries at his natal hour. Two famous Roman emperors had almost identical
-nativities. Bill was studious, veracious, instinctively noble and
-imperious. He had an iron will, abhorred deception in others, and was
-stern and able. He would be warlike and refractory when Mars was in the
-square of Saturn. When his significator was in Aquarius, he would be
-liable to serious errors of judgment, and he would have great potency
-for evil. He would succeed in undertakings that would bring fame.
-Certain literary work, upon which he was now engaged, was likened to
-that of the ancient Jewish historian Josephus. At some period when
-Mercury and Venus were in opposition, and the moon was in Capricorn,
-Bill would fall to rise no more.
-
-Venus was ascendant in Virgo when Rat Hyatt came into the world, but the
-watchful eye of Saturn in Leo was upon him. The benign love star was not
-allowed to monopolize his fortunes. There were three malefics in
-strategic sectors that betokened danger. The moon was coyly ensconced
-with respect to Venus, and thus neutralized the dire influences to some
-extent. Counterparts of Rat’s characteristics, indicated by planetic
-conditions at his birth, were found in Richard Coeur de Lion and Marcus
-Aurelius. They evidenced one “skilful in command, ambitious, cautious,
-strenuous, obstinate, active, yet indolent at times, versatile,
-inventive, acute and self confident, busy in all things, terrible in
-anger, intrepid and invincible when roused, loyal to friends and modest,
-yet fond of applause.”
-
-There were many dark spots in the picture, aspected by the moon, that
-were fraught with peril, and Hyatt must beware of the angry Saturn. Mars
-was also an interfering factor. Rat must never go below a certain bend
-in the river during a waning moon, or in the summer time, and must shun
-women with protruding teeth. (An obvious allusion to Hyatt ’s friend,
-Malindy Taylor, whom Wattles admired from afar.)
-
-In a vision in Wattles’s crystal, while Rat Hyatt was under
-consideration, there appeared a tall skeleton, with a helmet and a fiery
-spear. It wore a breast plate on which was inscribed “_Sent from God_.”
-The bony arms waved the spear, and the crystal was suffused with red.
-
-The interpretation was that Hyatt would be wanted in the near future.
-
-In another crystal vision, a slowly moving figure, with a sorrow
-stricken mien, and a halo above its head, approached a water’s edge and
-contemplated men who drew a net. When the meshes came upon the sand the
-figure stooped, took from them one of the fish, and cast it back into
-the sea. A darkness then came upon the face of the waters.
-
-Wattles divined that this signified something in connection with Hyatt,
-and that “the fish was no good.”
-
-As I finished reading the horoscopes the tom cat Scorpio returned
-through the hole in the door and crawled under the stove with a chipmunk
-he had caught in the woods.
-
-“That crystal was at one time in India,” explained Wattles, as he placed
-the horoscopes between the leaves of a big book. “The Buddhists used it,
-and it was stolen by a desecrater of a temple, who fled to Italy. There
-it was used by a great astrologer and magician for over fifty years.
-From Italy it went to England and into the possession of the world
-renowned Zadkiel. After that it went to New York by inheritance. I
-bought it from a man in Cincinnati for two dollars. He did not know what
-it was, but I did, for it was fully described in some books I have. I
-believe it to be the celebrated Lady Blessington crystal that was
-exhibited in London before all the nobility in 1850. I will show you how
-it works.”
-
-He placed the crystal on the window ledge, and into a little pan,
-between it and the light, he poured some gray powder from a wide mouthed
-bottle. He lighted the powder and a pale yellow smoke ascended. He then
-covered his head and half of the globe with a black cloth, as one would
-do in focussing a camera. In this way all light was excluded except that
-which passed through the smoke and crystal into the darkened space under
-the cloth.
-
-“I am not expecting to see any visions now,” he continued, “but for all
-that there may be one there.” He was silent for some time and then asked
-me to look.
-
-I carefully adjusted the cloth and gazed upon the luminous orb. Owing to
-the wreaths of smoke on the other side of the globe, there were weird
-filmy changes in the field of light. A dark indistinct form seemed to
-wander in the dim depths of the crystal. The movement ceased near the
-center.
-
-I told Wattles what had happened, and asked him to interpret it, but he
-made no reply. I withdrew the cloth and found that the mysterious
-apparition had been produced by the blurred magnification of the
-silhouette of a blue bottle fly that was crawling about on the light
-side of the crystal.
-
-Wattles said, in a regretful, kindly tone, that the influences were not
-quite right for the visions. He had found by the test that I was a
-skeptic, and, when looked into by unbelievers, the crystal remained
-clouded and never “visualized.” I accepted the explanation humbly.
-
-“Now,” said he, “I want you to see my observatory.” He took a long
-marine spy glass from behind the books on the shelf and we ascended a
-rickety ladder to a trap door in the roof, by means of which we reached
-an enclosed platform over the house.
-
-“By get’n’ up here I command a better horizon than I would from the
-ground,” he explained, as he adjusted the spy glass into the top of some
-revolving frame work. From the low seat near it he could inspect the
-heavens to his heart’s content. Through the glass I scrutinized a flock
-of turbulent crows around some tree tops beyond the river a mile or so
-away, and it appeared to be an excellent instrument of its kind.
-
-In this humble eyrie I could fancy Wattles communing with the stars on
-quiet nights, listening to their spiritual voices, gazing with
-apprehension upon the hovering malefics, and searching the immutable
-heavens for the missing orb of his horoscope.
-
-Like the Chaldeans of old upon their lonely watch towers in the dawn of
-history, he contemplated the bejewelled scroll, and beheld the endless
-processions of mighty planets that, in his belief, cycled through
-infinity to fashion minute destinies on the distant speck of earth. The
-flying shuttling spheres were weaving the mottled fabrics of the fates
-of men, and, among them was the frail and ill-starred web of Wattles.
-After all, was he of less consideration than all the others who assume
-the creation of the universe to be a vast design for the final glory of
-humanity?
-
-We descended from the platform, and Wattles conducted me to his
-“labertory,” a small room at the rear of the house.
-
-Several large kettles were scattered about, and, on a low platform was a
-large alembic. A big stove stood near the chimney. Stacked along the
-shelves were baskets of dried leaves, flowers and berries, piles of
-various herbs, bundles of wild cherry and wahoo bark, and bags of flag
-and snake roots.
-
-The tom cat Scorpio had followed us and he sniffed suspiciously around a
-barrel in the corner, in which there were probably mouse nests.
-
-“This is where I make them celebrated Wahoo Bitters,” Wattles announced
-proudly, as he pointed to a row of filled bottles on one of the shelves.
-“I got the formula from Waukena, the old Injun squaw that used to live
-up in Whippoorwill Bayou. All the Injuns used to take it when they got
-sick, but they didn’t ’ave such improved ways of makin’ it as I got.
-They used to drop red hot stones in with the things its made of, and I
-think that killed part o’ the edge the bitters ought to have on ’em when
-they’re done. They didn’t know how to combine certain chemical
-diffusions and decant ’em off the way I do. I sell a good deal o’ them
-bitters around ’ere. Posey keeps ’em at the store an’ there’s lots of
-other places where they have ’em in the stores.”
-
-We left the “labertory” and I heard the sound of a swift scrape along
-the floor. I inferred that Scorpio had made a seizure.
-
-Wattles kindly asked me to have some lunch with him. It was more of a
-“feed” than a repast. Late in the afternoon I finished my rather
-prolonged but interesting visit.
-
-Wattles wanted to show me his garden, and we walked out into the
-clearing along the edge of a deep ravine back of the house. Some of the
-vegetables in the garden had struggled hard for existence.
-
-“Look at them beets!” he exclaimed ruefully. “I planted ’em under
-exactly proper lunar aspects and I ain’t got a damn beet in the patch.”
-
-He promised to leave my horoscope at Posey’s store in about a week. I
-thanked him for his many courtesies and departed. I noticed that he did
-not invite me to make him another visit.
-
-It happened that nearly six months elapsed before I was in that part of
-the country again. I inquired at the store for my horoscope and found
-that it had been left according to agreement. It was a thrilling
-document and I found much amusement in it.
-
-I had a chat with Posey out on the platform, and he told me that my
-astrological friend had got into all kinds of trouble.
-
-“That feller was a pippin,” he declared; “the slickest that ever lived
-around ’ere, an’ we’ve had some pretty good ones. He was foregathered by
-the officers for makin’ queer half dollars up to his place an’ the devil
-was to pay. The coins was finished up so fine you c’d hardly tell ’em.
-He shipped ’em out with the herbs ’e sent to some feller away off, an’
-it was a long time before they traced ’em. He had a little furnace in
-the cellar under ’is house that ’e went down into through a trap door in
-the floor, an’ they was a tunnel from the cellar out to the side of the
-ravine back of the house that ’e’d dug to git away by if anybody ever
-come after ’im.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- THE SHERIFF
-]
-
-“That Wahoo Bitters fluid ’e made was hot stuff. It was about
-three-quarters bad alcohol. You c’d take three er four fair sized doses
-an’ you’d want to go out an’ throw stones at yer folks. Ev’rybody was
-buyin’ it. Old Swan Peterson took it reg’lar an’ half the time ’e didn’t
-know ’is name. I used to leave Bill in charge o’ the store when I went
-off duck shoot’n. He slep’ upstairs, an’ would always ’ave a spell o’
-sickness while I was away, an’ ’e’d come down in the night an’ drink up
-the stock. He’d git a skinfull an’ sometimes he’d stay corned three
-days. They wasn’t no money in that an’ I had to quit carryin’ it. All
-the owls in the woods up and down the river hoot ‘Wahoo-Wahoo’ an’ that
-always advertised ’is dope, but I guess ’e made more money in ’is little
-furnace than ’e did out o’ Wahoo.
-
-“Them dizzy dreams ’e wrote about us fellers made me think ’e was looney
-fer awhile, an’ that the moon ’ad addled ’im when ’e was roostin’ up
-among them sticks on top of ’is coop at night, but you bet there wasn’t
-nuth’n looney about ’im. He had a wise head, all except git’n away with
-it.”
-
-Posey’s story was rather lengthy and involved, but it seemed that a
-quiet and thorough investigation of the affairs of the versatile Wattles
-had been made by a government detective. His place was visited one day
-during his absence. The small furnace, some moulds, and other
-counterfeiter’s paraphernalia were discovered, and several hundred
-excellent imitations of Uncle Sam’s legal tender and Pullman porter tips
-were found hidden under rubbish that concealed the entrance to the
-underground exit from the cellar. The opening in the ravine was well
-protected from observation by vegetation.
-
-Two secret service men, accompanied by the sheriff, had come quietly up
-the river in a boat late one night. One of the party stole up the path
-along the bayou, one approached through the ravine, and the other
-remained with the boat at the entrance to the bayou.
-
-Wattles heard suspicious sounds and his lights went out. He crept
-noiselessly through his secret exit, and at its end he saw the missing
-evil star of his horoscope. It was on the vest of the officer who
-awaited him at the mouth of the tunnel.
-
-With the three malefics who came in the boat, poor Wattles, ever a child
-of misfortune, and the accursed of the heavenly spheres, went forth to
-meet the vengeance of the law, and the scarred tom cat Scorpio was alone
-with the visions in the crystal.
-
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-<p class='c000'>The cover image was created by the transcriber and is placed in the public domain.</p>
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-<div class='section ph1'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div>TALES OF</div>
- <div>A VANISHING RIVER</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='box'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c002'>
- <div>BY THE SAME AUTHOR</div>
- <div class='c003'>SKETCHES IN DUNELAND</div>
- <div>THE DUNE COUNTRY</div>
- <div>THE VOICES OF THE DUNES</div>
- <div>ETCHING: A PRACTICAL TREATISE</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div id='Frontispiece' class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_frontis.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='right'>(<em>See Page <a href='#Page_15'>15</a></em>)</span><br /><br /><span class='sc'>A Kankakee Bayou</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='titlepage'>
-
-<div>
- <h1 class='c004'><em>Tales of A Vanishing River</em></h1>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c005'>
- <div><span class='small'><em>by</em></span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='xlarge'>EARL H. REED</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='small'><em>Author of</em></span></div>
- <div class='c003'>“The Dune Country”</div>
- <div>“Sketches in Duneland”</div>
- <div>etc.</div>
- <div class='c005'><em>Illustrated by the Author</em></div>
- <div class='c005'>NEW YORK ~ JOHN LANE COMPANY</div>
- <div>LONDON ~ JOHN LANE. THE BODLEY HEAD</div>
- <div>MCMXX</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div><span class='sc'>Copyright, 1920,</span></div>
- <div><span class='sc'>By John Lane Company</span></div>
- <div class='c005'><span class='small'>Press of</span></div>
- <div><span class='small'>J. J. Little &amp; Ives Company</span></div>
- <div><span class='small'>New York, U. S. A.</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div><em>To</em></div>
- <div class='c003'>MY FRIEND</div>
- <div class='c003'>H. W. J.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c003' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_7'>7</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>FOREWORD</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>The background of this collection of sketches
-and stories is the country through which
-flowed one of the most interesting of our
-western rivers before its destruction as a natural
-waterway.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>This book is not a history. It is intended as an
-interpretation of the life along the river that the
-author has come in contact with during many years
-of familiarity with the region. Names of places and
-characters have been changed for the reason that,
-while effort has been made to adhere to artistic
-truth, literary liberties have been taken with facts
-when they have not seemed essential to the story.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>E. H. R.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_9'>9</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>CONTENTS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table0' summary='CONTENTS'>
- <tr>
- <th class='c009'><span class='small'>CHAPTER</span></th>
- <th class='c010'>&nbsp;</th>
- <th class='c011'><span class='small'>PAGE</span></th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>I</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Vanishing River</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_15'>15</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>II</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Silver Arrow</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_31'>31</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>III</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Brass Bound Box</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_47'>47</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>IV</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The “Wether Book” of Buck Granger’s Grandfather</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_65'>65</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>V</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Tipton Posey’s Store</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_105'>105</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>VI</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Muskrat Hyatt’s Redemption</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_135'>135</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>VII</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Turkey Club</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_165'>165</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>VIII</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Predicaments of Colonel Peets</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_207'>207</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>IX</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>His Unlucky Star</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_245'>245</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_11'>11</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table0' summary='ILLUSTRATIONS'>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>A Kankakee Bayou</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><em><a href='#Frontispiece'>Frontispiece</a></em></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Waukena</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><em>Facing Page</em></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_32'>32</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Familiar Haunts</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_48'>48</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Old Log House</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_66'>66</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Tipton Posey</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_106'>106</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>“<span class='sc'>Puckerbrush Bill</span>”</td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_120'>120</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Swan Peterson</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_122'>122</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Dick Shakes</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_130'>130</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>“Muskrat” Hyatt</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_136'>136</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Reverend Daniel Butters</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_148'>148</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>“Bill” Stiles</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_166'>166</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Colonel Jasper M. Peets</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_208'>208</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Miss Anastasia Simpson</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_218'>218</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Sheriff</span></td>
- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#Page_264'>264</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_15'>15</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>I<br /> <span class='large'>THE VANISHING RIVER</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>Somewhere in a large swampland, about
-fifty miles east of the southern end of Lake
-Michigan, the early French explorers found
-the beginning of the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A thread-like current crept through a maze of
-oozy depressions, quagmires, seeping bogs and little
-pools, among patches of sodden brush, alders and
-rank grass. With many intricate windings, the
-vagrant waters, swollen by numberless springs and
-rivulets, emerged from the tangled morass, became
-a living stream, and began its long and tortuous
-journey toward the southwest, finally to be lost in
-the immensity of unknown floods beyond.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The explorers called the stream the Theakiki. In
-the changing nomenclature of succeeding years it
-became the Kankakee. It was the main confluent
-of the Illinois, and one of the first highways of the
-white man to the Mississippi.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The crude topographic charts of the early
-voyagers on the river naturally differ much in detail
-and accuracy, but, in comparing them with our modern
-maps, we wonder at their keen observation and
-the painstaking use of their limited facilities.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_16'>16</span>The annals of their journeys are replete with
-description, legend, romance, disheartening hardship,
-and unremitting battle at the barriers of nature
-against her would-be conquerors.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The name of LaSalle, that resplendent figure in
-the exploration of the west, will be forever associated
-with the Kankakee. There are few pages of
-historic lore more absorbing and thrilling to the
-admirer of unflinching fortitude and dauntless
-heroism than the dramatic story of this knight
-errant of France, and his intrepid followers. Among
-the woods and waters, and on the desolate frozen
-wastes of a strange land, they found paths that led
-to imperishable renown. They were <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">avant-coureurs</span></i>
-of a new force that was to transform a wilderness
-into an empire, but an empire far different from that
-of their hopes and dreams.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>LaSalle’s little band had ascended the St.
-Joseph, and had portaged their belongings from
-one of its bends about five miles away. They
-launched their canoes on the narrow tide of the
-Theakiki and descended the river to the Illinois.
-The incentives of the expedition were to expand the
-dominions of Louis the XIV, to extend the pale of
-the cross, and to find new fountains that would pour
-forth gold.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>For gold and power man has scarred the earth
-he lives upon and annihilated its creatures since the
-dawn of recorded time, and for gold and power will
-he struggle to the end, whatever and wherever the
-end may be, for somewhere in the scheme of creation
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_17'>17</span>it is so written. The moralist may find the
-story on the Vanishing River, as he may find it
-everywhere else in the world, in his study of the
-fabric of the foibles and passions of his kind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old narratives mention a camp of Miami
-Indians, visible near the source of the river, at the
-time of LaSalle’s embarkation. We may imagine
-that curious beady eyes peered from the clustered
-wigwams in the distance upon the newcomers, the
-wondering aborigines little knowing that a serpent
-had entered their Eden, and thenceforth their race
-was to look only upon a setting sun.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The river flowed through a mystic land. With
-magnificent sweeps and bends it wound out on open
-fertile areas and into dense virgin forests, doubling
-to and fro in its course, widening into broad lakes,
-and moving on to vast labyrinths of dank grass,
-rushes, lily pads, trembling bogs and impenetrable
-brush tangles. The main channel often lost itself
-in the side currents and in mazes of rank vegetation.
-Here and there were little still tarns and open pools
-that reflected the wandering clouds by day and the
-changing moons at night.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were great stretches of marshy wastes and
-flooded lowlands, where millions upon millions of
-water fowl found welcome retreats and never failing
-food. During the migrating seasons in the
-spring and fall, vast flocks of ducks were patterned
-against the clouds. They swooped down in endless
-hordes. Turbulent calls and loud trumpetings
-heralded the coming of serried legions of geese,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_18'>18</span>swans and brant, as they broke their ranks, settled
-on to the hospitable waters and floated in gentle contentment.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The wild rice fields were inexhaustible granaries,
-and intrusion into them was followed by hurried
-beating of hidden wings. A disturbance of a few
-birds would start a slowly increasing alarm; soon
-the sky would be darkened by the countless
-flocks swarming out of miles of grasses, and the air
-would be filled with the roar of fleeing pinions.
-Gradually they would return to enjoy their wonted
-tranquility.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The feathered myriads came and went with the
-transient seasons, but great numbers remained
-and nested on the bogs among the rushes, and on
-the little oak shaded islands in the swamps.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Coots, grebes, rails, and bitterns haunted the
-pools and runways among the thick sedges. Sudden
-awkward flights out of concealed coverts often
-startled the quiet wayfarer on the currents and
-ponds of the swamps. The solitary loon’s weird
-calls echoed from distant open waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Swarms of blackbirds rose out of the reeds and
-rice, and, after vicarious circlings, disappeared into
-other grassy retreats, enlivening the solitudes with
-their busy clamor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the summer and autumn the flowers of the wet
-places bloomed in luxuriant profusion. Limitless
-acres of pond lilies opened their chaste petals in
-the slumberous airs. Harmonies of brilliant color
-bedecked the russet robes of autumn, and far over
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_19'>19</span>the broad fenlands yellow and vermillion banners
-waved in the soft winds of early fall.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In these wild marshlands was the kingdom of the
-muskrat. The little villages and isolated domiciles—built
-of roots and rushes, and plastered with mud—protruded
-above the surface over the wide
-expanses, and were concealed in cleared spaces in
-the high, thick grasses. The pelts of these prolific
-and industrious little animals were speedily converted
-into wealth in after years.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The otter and the mink hunted their prey on the
-marshes and in the dank labyrinths of brush and
-wood debris along the main stream. Beavers
-thrived on the tributary waters, where these patient
-and skilful engineers built their dams and established
-their towns with the sagacity and foresight
-of their kind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On still sunshiny days the tribes of the turtles
-emerged from their miry retreats and basked in
-phlegmatic immobility on the sodden logs and
-decayed fallen timber that littered the course of the
-current through the deep woodlands. The muddy
-fraternity would often seem to cover every low protruding
-object that could sustain them. At the
-passing of a boat the gray masses would awake and
-tumble with loud splashings into the depths.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The fish common to our western streams and lakes
-were prolific in the river. Aged men sit in hickory
-rocking chairs and enliven the mythology of their
-winter firesides with tales of mighty catfish, bass,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_20'>20</span>pike and pickerel that once swam in the clear waters
-and fell victims to their lures.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The finny world has not only supplied man with
-invaluable food, but has been a beneficent stimulant
-to his imaginative faculties.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The choruses of the bull frogs in the marshes and
-bayous at night are among the joys unforgettable to
-those who have listened to these concerts out on the
-moonlit stretches among the lily pads and bending
-rushes. The corpulent gossips in the hidden places
-sent forth medleys of resonant sound that resembled
-deep tones of bass viols. They mingled with the
-rippling lighter notes of the smaller frog folk, and
-all blended into lyrics of nocturnal harmonies that
-lulled the senses and attuned the heart strings to
-the Voices of the Little Things.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Colonies of blue herons nested among the sycamores
-and elms in the overflowed bottom lands bordering
-on the river. A well known ornithologist has
-justly called this stately bird “the symbol of the
-wild.” Visits to the populous heronries were events
-long to be remembered by lovers of bird life. Sometimes
-eight or ten of the rudely constructed nests
-would occupy one tree, and within an area of perhaps
-twenty acres, hundreds of gawky offspring
-would come forth in April to be fed and guarded
-by the powerful bills of the older birds.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>These nesting retreats were often accessible from
-the river, and a canoe floating into the placid and
-secluded precincts roused instant protest from the
-ghostly forms perched about on the limbs. The
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_21'>21</span>great birds would circle out over the trees with
-hoarse cries, but if the intruder became motionless
-they would soon return and resume their family
-cares.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The perfect reflections in the clear still waters,
-with the inverted tracery of the tree tops against
-the skies below, decorated with the statuesque figures
-of the herons, pictured dreamlands that
-seemed of another world, and tempted errant fancy
-into remote paths.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The passenger pigeons came in multitudes to the
-river country in the fall and settled into the woods,
-where the ripe acorns afforded abundant food. The
-old inhabitants tell wondrous tales of their migrations,
-when the innumerable flocks obscured the
-clouds and the sound of the passing of the gray
-hosts was that of a moaning wind. The gregariousness
-of these birds was their ruin. They congregated
-on the dead trees in such numbers as to often
-break the smaller limbs. Owls, hawks, and four-footed
-night marauders feasted voraciously upon
-them. They were easy victims for the nets and guns
-of the pot hunters and the blind destructiveness of
-man wherever nature has been prodigal of her gifts.
-For years these beautiful creatures have been
-extinct, but the lesson of their going is only now
-beginning to be heeded.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The black companies of the crows kept watch and
-ward over the forests and winding waters. Their
-noisy parliaments were in constant session, and few
-vistas through the woods, or out over the open landscapes,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_22'>22</span>were without the accents of their moving
-forms against the sky.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Among the many feathered species there are none
-that appear to take themselves more seriously. They
-are ubiquitous and most curious as to everything
-that exists or happens within the spheres of their
-activities, and are so much a part of our great out
-of doors that we would miss them sadly if they
-were gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wild turkeys and partridges were plentiful in
-the woods and underbrush. Eagles soared in majestic
-flight over the country and dropped to the waters
-and into the forests upon their furtive prey.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the spring the woodlands were filled with melodious
-choirs of the smaller birds. Their enemies
-were few and they thrived in their happy homes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Deer were once abundant. Elk horns have been
-found, and there are disputed records of straggling
-herds of buffalo. Panther tracks were sometimes
-seen, and the black bear—that interesting vagabond
-of the woods—was a faithful visitor to the wild bee
-trees. Wolves roved through the timber. Wild
-cats, foxes, woodchucks, raccoons, and hundreds of
-smaller animals, dwelt in the great forests.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In this happy land lived the Miami and Pottowattomie
-Indians. Their little villages of bark
-wigwams and tepees of dried skins were scattered
-along the small streams, the borders of the river,
-and on the many islands that divided its course.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>They sat in spiritual darkness on the verdant
-banks until the white man came to change their gods
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_23'>23</span>and superstitions, but the region teemed with fish,
-game and wild fruits, and, with their limited wants,
-they enjoyed the average contentment of humankind.
-Whether or not their moral well being improved
-or deteriorated under the teachings and
-influence of the Franciscan and Jesuit fathers and
-the protestant missionaries, is a question for the
-casuists, but the ways of the white man withered
-and swept them away. Unable to hold what they
-could not defend, they were despoiled of their heritage
-and exiled to other climes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Their little cemeteries are still found, where the
-buried skeletons grimly await the Great Solution,
-amid the curious decayed trappings of a past age
-that were interred for the use of the dead in mystical
-happy hunting grounds. Their problem, like ours,
-remains as profound as their sleep. Occasionally
-curious delvers into Indian history have unearthed
-grisly skulls, covered with mould, and fragments of
-bones in these silent places.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Many thousands of stone weapons, flint arrowheads,
-implements of the red men’s simple agriculture,
-and utensils of their rude housekeeping,
-have been found in the soil of the land where once
-their lodges tapered into the green foliage.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Traces remain of the trails that connected the
-villages and threaded the country in every direction.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The relations between the first settlers and the
-Indians seem to have been harmonious, but friction
-of interests developed with the continued influx of
-the whites, until the primitive law of “might makes
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_24'>24</span>right” was applied to the coveted lands. Sculptured
-monuments have now been erected to the red
-chieftains by the descendants of those who robbed
-them—empty and belated recognition of their
-equities.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Many hunters and trappers came into the wild
-country, lured by the abundant game and fur. The
-beavers and muskrats provided the greater part of
-the spoil of the trappers.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Gradually the pioneer farmers began clearing
-tracts in the forests, where they found a soil of
-exuberant fertility.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With improved methods and firearms the annihilation
-of the wild life commenced. Many hundreds
-of tons of scattered leaden shot lie buried in unknown
-miry depths, that streamed into the skies
-at the passing flocks. The modern breech loader
-worked devastating havoc. The water fowl
-dwindled rapidly in numbers with the onward years,
-for the fame of the region as a sportsman’s paradise
-was nation wide.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The inroads of the trappers on the fur bearing
-animals practically exterminated all but the prolific
-and obstinate muskrat, destined to be one of the
-last survivors.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In later years the trappers lived in little shacks,
-“wickyups” and log cabins on the bayous, near the
-edges of the marshes, and on the banks of the tributary
-streams. Many of them were strange odd
-characters. The almost continual solitude of their
-lives developed their baser instincts, without teaching
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_25'>25</span>the arts of their concealment possessed by those
-who have social and educational advantages.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With the increasing markets for wild game they
-became pot hunters and sold great quantities of
-ducks and other slaughtered birds.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The rude habitations were often enlarged or
-rebuilt to accommodate visiting duck shooters and
-fishermen, for whom they acted as guides and hosts.
-They began to mingle in the life of the little towns,
-and occasional isolated cross road stores, that came
-into being at long distances apart, where they went
-to dispose of their pelts and game.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Queerly clad, long haired and much bewhiskered,
-they were picturesque figures, standing in their
-sharp pointed canoes, which they propelled with long
-handled paddles that served as push poles in shallow
-water. Dogs that were trained retrievers and
-devoted companions, often occupied the bows of the
-little boats. In the middle of the craft were piled
-wooden decoys, dead birds, muskrats or steel traps,
-when they journeyed to and from the marshes, where
-they appeared in all weathers and seasons except
-midsummer. During the hot months they usually
-loafed in somnolent idleness at the stores, puttered
-about their shacks, or did odd jobs on the farms.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There are tales of lawlessness in the country characteristic
-of the raw edges of civilization in a
-sparsely settled region. Horse stealing appears to
-have been a favorite industry of evil doers, and timber
-thieves were numerous. In the absence of convenient
-jails and courts the law of the wild was administered
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_26'>26</span>without mercy to these and other miscreants
-when they were caught.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Moonshiners, whose interests did not conflict with
-local public sentiment, were seldom interfered with.
-The infrequent investigations of emissaries of the
-government met with little sympathy except when
-they were looking for counterfeiters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Kankakee of old has gone, for the lands over
-which it spread became valuable. A mighty ditch
-has been excavated, extending almost its entire
-course, to deepen and straighten its channel, and to
-drain away its marshes. The altered line of the
-stream left many of the rude homes of the old
-trappers far inland. Their occupations have ceased
-and they sit in melancholy silence and brood upon
-the past. For them the book is closed. They falter
-at the threshold of a new era in which nature has
-not fitted them to live.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Ugly steam dredges, with ponderous iron jaws,
-came upon the river. Hoary patriarchs of the forest
-were felled. Ancient roots and green banks,
-mantled with vines, were ruthlessly blasted away.
-The dredge scoops delved into mossy retreats.
-Secret dens and runways were opened to the glaring
-light and there were many rustlings of furtive feet
-and wings through the invaded grasses.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The limpid waters reflected Mammon’s sinister
-form. The despoiler tore relentlessly through
-ferny aisles in the green embowered woods and
-across the swamps and flowery fens. The glittering
-lakes, the meandering loops and bends disappeared,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_27'>27</span>and the fecund marshlands yielded their life currents.
-The thousand night voices on their moon
-flooded stretches were stilled. The wild life fled.
-Wondering flocks in the skies looked down on the
-strange scene, changed their courses and winged on.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The passing of the river leaves its memories of
-musical ripplings over pebbly shoals, murmurous
-runes among the fallen timber, tremulous moon
-paths over darkened waters, the twinkling of wispy
-hosts of fireflies in dreamy dusks, blended perfumes
-of still forests, heron haunted bayous, enchanting
-islands, with their profusion of wild grapes and
-plums, and the glories of afterglows beyond the
-vast marshes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The currents that once widened in silvery magnificence
-to their natural barriers, and wandered
-peacefully among the mysteries of the woods, now
-flow madly on through a man-wrought channel. In
-sorrow the gloomy waters flee with writhing swirls
-from the land where once they crept out over
-the low areas and rested on their ways to the sea.
-In the moaning of the homeless tide we may hear the
-requiem of the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Fields of corn and wheat stretch over the reclaimed
-acres, for the utilitarian has triumphed
-over beauty and nature’s providence for her wild
-creatures. The destruction of one of the most
-valuable bird refuges on the continent has almost
-been completed, for the sake of immediate wealth.
-The realization of this great economic wrong must
-be left to future generations. The ugly dredges are
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_28'>28</span>finishing the desecration on the lower reaches of
-the stream.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Vanishing River moves on through a twilight
-of ignorance and error, for the sacrifice of our bird
-life and our regions of natural beauty is the sacrifice
-of precious material and spiritual gifts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the darkness of still nights pale phantom currents
-may creep into the denuded winding channels,
-guided by the unseen Power that directs the waters,
-and fade into the dim mists before the dawn.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Under the brooding care of the Great Spirit for
-the departed children, ghostly war plumes may
-flutter softly among the leaves and tassels of the
-corn that wave over the Red Man’s lost domain,
-when the autumn winds whisper in the star-lit fields,
-for the land is peopled with shadows, and has passed
-into the realm of legend, romance and fancy.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_31'>31</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>II<br /> <span class='large'>THE SILVER ARROW</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>The story of the arrow was slowly unravelled
-from the tangled thread of interrupted narrative
-related to us by old Waukena. She
-sat in her little log hut among the tall poplars and
-birches, beyond the farther end of Whippoorwill
-Bayou, and talked of the arrow during our visits,
-but never in a way that enabled us to connect the
-scattered fragments of the tale into proper sequence
-until we had heard various parts of it many times.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She was a remnant of the Pottowattomies. She
-did not know when she was born, but, from her
-knowledge of events that happened in her lifetime,
-the approximate dates of which we knew, she must
-have been over ninety.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Her solitary life and habitual silence had developed
-a taciturnity that steals upon those who dwell
-in the stillness of the forest. There was a far away
-look in the old eyes, and a tinge of bitterness in her
-low voice, as she talked sadly in her broken English,
-of the days that were gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She cherished the traditions of her people, and
-their sorrows lingered in her heart. Like shriveled
-leaves clinging to withered boughs, her memories
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_32'>32</span>seemed to rustle faintly when a new breath of interest
-touched them, and from among these rustlings
-we culled the arrow’s story.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The little cabin was very old. Its furnishings
-were in keeping with its occupant and sufficient for
-her simple needs. There was a rough stone fireplace
-at one end of the single room. A flat projecting
-boulder on one side of its interior provided
-a shelf for the few cooking utensils. They were
-hung on a rickety iron swinging arm over the wood
-fire when in use. A much worn turkey wing, with
-charred edges, lay near the hearth, with which the
-scattered ashes were dusted back into the fireplace.
-A bedstead, constructed of birch saplings,
-occupied the other end of the room. Several coon
-and fox skins, neatly sewed together, and a couple
-of gray blankets, laid over some rush mats, completed
-the sleeping arrangements. With the exception
-of a few bunches of bright hued feathers, stuck
-about in various chinks, the rough walls were bare
-of ornament.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The other furniture consisted of a couple of low
-stools, a heavy rocking chair and a small pine table.
-A kerosene lantern and some candles illumined the
-squalid interior at night.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In an open space near the cabin was a small patch
-of cultivated ground that produced a few vegetables.
-Sunflowers and hollyhocks grew along its edge and
-gave a touch of color to the surroundings.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_032_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Waukena</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_33'>33</span>The old settlers and their families, who lived in
-the river country, provided Waukena with most of
-her food supplies and the few other comforts that
-were necessary to her lonely existence.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Many times I studied the rugged old face in the
-fire light. Among the melancholy lines there
-lurked a certain grimness and lofty reserve. There
-was no humility in the modelling of the determined
-mouth and chin. The features were those of a
-mother of warriors. The blood of heroes, unknown
-and forgotten, was in her veins, and the savage
-fatalism of centuries slumbered in the placid dark
-eyes. It was the calmed face of one who had defied
-vicissitude, and who, with head unbowed, would
-meet finality.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>My friend the historian had known her many
-years, and had made copious notes of her childhood
-recollections of the enforced departure of her tribe
-from the river country. She and several others had
-taken refuge in a swamp until the soldiers had gone.
-They then made their way north and dwelt for a
-few years near the St. Joseph, where a favored portion
-of the tribe was allowed to retain land, but
-finally returned to their old haunts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When she was quite young her mother gave her
-the headless arrow, which she took from one of the
-recesses in the log wall and showed to us. It was
-a slender shaft of hickory, perfectly straight, and
-fragments of the dyed feathers that once ornamented
-it still adhered to its delicately notched base. At
-the other end were frayed remnants of animal fiber
-that had once held the point in place. There were
-dark stains along the shaft that had survived the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_34'>34</span>years. The old squaw held it tenderly in her hands
-as she talked of it, and always replaced it carefully
-in the narrow niche when the subject was changed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nearly a hundred years ago the shaft was fashioned
-by an old arrowmaker up the river for Little
-Turtle, a young hunter, who hoped to kill a particular
-bald eagle with it. For a long time the bird
-had soared with unconquered wings over the river
-country, and seemed to bear a charmed life. It had
-successfully eluded him for nearly a year, but finally
-fell when the twang of Little Turtle’s bow sent the
-new weapon into his breast, as he sat unsuspectingly
-on a limb of a dead tree that bent over the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The victor proudly bore his trophy to his bark
-canoe and paddled down the stream to Whippoorwill
-Bayou. He pulled the little craft up into the underbrush
-at twilight, and sat quietly on the bank until
-the full moon came out from among the trees.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the other side of the bayou were heavy masses
-of wild grape vines that had climbed over some dead
-trees and undergrowth. Through a strange freak
-of nature the convoluted piles had resolved themselves
-into grotesque shapes that, in the magic sheen
-of the moonlight, suggested the head and shoulders
-of a gigantic human figure, with long locks and overhanging
-brows, standing at the edge of the forest.
-The lusty growth had crept over the lower trees in
-such a way that the distribution of the shadows completed
-the illusion. An unkempt old man seemed to
-stand wearily, with masses of the tangled verdure
-heaped over his extended hands. It was only when
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_35'>35</span>the moon was near the horizon that the lights and
-shadows produced the strange apparition. The
-weird figure, sculptured by the sorcery of the pale
-beams, was called “The Father of the Vines” by
-the red men, and he was believed to have an occult
-influence over the living things that dwelt in the
-forests along the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Under one of the burdened hands was a dark
-grotto that led back into the mysteries of the woods,
-and from it came the low cry of a whippoorwill.
-Little Turtle instantly rose, dragged out the concealed
-canoe, paddled silently over the moonlit
-water, and entered the grotto. A shadowy figure
-had glided out to meet him, for the whippoorwill call
-was Nebowie’s signal to her lover.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>For months the grotto had been their trysting
-place. Rose winged hours were spent there, and the
-great hands seemed to be held in benediction, as the
-world old story was told within the hidden recesses.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nebowie’s father, Moose Jaw, a scarred old warrior
-and hunter, had told White Wolf that his dark-eyed
-willowy daughter should go to his wigwam
-when the wild geese again crossed the sky, and White
-Wolf was anxiously counting the days that lay between
-him and the fruition of his hopes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was a tall, low browed, villainous looking savage.
-He had once saved Moose Jaw from an untimely
-death. The old Indian was crossing a frozen
-marsh one winter morning, with a deer on his shoulders,
-and broke through the ice. White Wolf happened
-to see him and effected his rescue. He had
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_36'>36</span>long gazed from afar on the light in Moose Jaw’s
-wigwam, but Nebowie’s eyes were downcast when he
-came. He lived down the river, and the people of
-his village seldom came up as far as Whippoorwill
-Bayou.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His persistent visits, encouraged by the grateful
-old Indian, and frowned upon by the flower he
-sought, gradually became less frequent, and finally
-ceased, when he learned the secret of Nebowie and
-Little Turtle, after stealthily haunting the neighborhood
-of the bayou for several weeks.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>An evil light came into White Wolf’s sinister
-eyes, and the fires of blood lust kindled in his breast.
-He went on the path of vengeance. The savage and
-the esthete are alike when the coveted male or
-female of their kind is taken by another. He was
-too crafty to wage open warfare and resolved to
-eliminate his rival in some way that would not
-arouse suspicion and resentment when he again
-sought Nebowie’s smiles.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Old Moose Jaw smoked many pipes, and meditated
-philosophically over his daughter’s obstinate disregard
-of the compact with White Wolf. Nebowie’s
-mother had been dead several years, and the old
-Indian was easily reconciled to what appeared to be
-his daughter’s resolution to remain with him, for
-the little bark wigwam would be lonely without her.
-She went cheerfully about her various tasks, and
-never mentioned Little Turtle, until one day they
-came together and told him their story. As nothing
-had been seen of White Wolf for a long time, the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_37'>37</span>old man assumed that his ardor had cooled, and
-finally consented to the building of the new Wigwam
-on the bayou bank near the Father of the Vines,
-where Nebowie would still be near him. He had
-no objections to Little Turtle and hoped that the
-obligation to White Wolf could be discharged in
-some other way.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He rejoiced when the small black eyes of a papoose
-blinked at him when he visited the new wigwam
-one afternoon during the following summer. He
-spent much time with the little wild thing on his knee
-when she was old enough to be handled by anybody
-but her mother. He would sit for hours, gently
-swinging the birch bark cradle that hung from a
-low bough near the bank, for he was no longer able
-to hunt or fish, and took no part in the activities of
-the men of the village. Little Turtle’s prowess
-amply supplied both wigwams with food and
-raiment, and there was no need for further exertion.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>White Wolf had apparently recovered from his
-infatuation. He occasionally came up the river, but
-his connection with the affairs of the community,
-whose little habitations were widely scattered
-through the woods beyond the bayou, was considered
-a thing of the past.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Little Turtle was highly esteemed by the men of
-his village, and two years after his marriage he
-was made its chief.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The following spring delegations from the various
-villages along the river departed for a general powwow
-of the tribe, near the mouth of the St. Joseph,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_38'>38</span>in the country of the dunes, about eighty miles
-away. Little Turtle and White Wolf went with
-them. Time had nurtured the demon in the heart of
-the baffled suitor, but there were no indications of
-enmity during the trip. The party broke up on its
-way home and took different trails. Little Turtle
-never returned.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nebowie pined in anguish for the home coming,
-and White Wolf waited for her sorrow to pass. She
-spent months of misery, and finally carried her
-aching heart to the “Black Robe,” who ministered
-to the spiritual needs of her people, after the formula
-of his sect, in the little mission house up the
-river. He was a kindly counselor and listened with
-sympathy to her story.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He belonged to that hardy and zealous band of
-ecclesiastics who had come into the land of another
-race to build new altars, and to teach what they believed
-to be the ways to redemption. He told Nebowie
-to take her sorrow to the white man’s deity and gave
-her a small silver crucifix as a token that would
-bring divine consolation and peace. Forms of penance
-and supplication were prescribed, and she was
-sent away with the blessing of the devout priest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nebowie carried her cross and, during the still
-hours in the little wigwam, she held it to her
-anguished breast. The months brought no surcease.
-In the quiet ministry of the woods there crept into
-her heart a belief that the magic of the Black Robe’s
-God was futile.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The inevitable atavism came and she departed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_39'>39</span>into the silences. For a long time her whereabouts
-were unknown. During the bitter months her intuitive
-mind worked out the problem. Something
-that she found in the wilderness had solved the mystery
-of her loved one’s disappearance, and, when
-she returned, she hammered her silver crucifix into
-an arrow head, bound it with deer sinew to the hickory
-shaft of the arrow with which Little Turtle had
-killed the bald eagle, and meditated upon the hour
-of her revenge. White Wolf was doomed, and his
-executioner patiently bided the time for action.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He renewed his visits and condoled with the sad
-old man, but made no progress with Nebowie,
-although she sometimes seemed to encourage his
-advances.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One evening in the early fall he returned from a
-hunting trip over the marshes. He followed one of
-the small trails that skirted the woods near his
-village. A shadowy form moved silently among the
-trees. There was a low whir, and something sped
-through the dusk.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When they found White Wolf in the morning the
-hair on one side of his head was matted with blood,
-and a small hole led into his stilled brain, but there
-was no clue to the motive or to the author of the
-tragedy. He was duly mourned and buried after
-the manner of his fathers. His taking off was numbered
-among the enigmas of the past, and was soon
-forgotten.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nebowie continued her home life with her father
-and her little one, but tranquility was in her face.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_40'>40</span>She felt within her the glow that retribution brings
-to the savage heart—whether it be red or white.
-A recompense had come to her tortured soul that
-softened the after years. The silver of the arrow
-point had achieved a mission that had failed when
-it bore the form of a cross.</p>
-
-<p class='c012'>During our exploration of the sites of the old
-Indian villages in the river country, we discovered
-a large pasture that had never been ploughed.
-Traces of two well worn trails led through it, and,
-on a little knoll near the center of the field, we found
-what appeared to be burial mounds.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We were reluctant to desecrate the hallowed spot,
-but finally yielded to the temptation to open one of
-them. We unearthed two skeletons. They were
-both in a sitting position. I picked up one of the
-skulls and curiously examined it. Something rattled
-within the uncanny relic and dropped to the grass.
-The small object proved to be a silver arrowhead,
-and Waukena’s story came home to us with startling
-reality. We replaced the bones and reshaped the
-mound as best we could, but carried with us the
-mouldy skull and its carefully wrought messenger
-of death.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nearly all of the Indians in the river country were
-buried in a sitting position. The grim skeletons of
-the vanished race belong to the world that is under
-ground. In countless huddled hordes, they sit in
-the gloom of the fragrant earth, with hands outstretched,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_41'>41</span>as if in mute appeal, and wait through
-the years for whatever gods may come.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the darkness that may be eternal, the disputations
-of theologians do not disturb the gathering
-mould. The multitudinous forms of reward and
-punishment, that play in empty pageantry upon the
-hopes and fears of those who walk the green earth,
-touch not the myriads in its bosom.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The self appointed, who bear the lights of man
-born dogma, and the blessings and curses of imaginary
-deities, into the paths of the unknowable,
-grope as blindly among pagan bones as through
-cathedral aisles.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>That evening we rowed up the river to carry our
-story to Waukena. She held the mouldy skull in
-her lap for a long time and regarded it with deep
-interest. Sealed fountains within her aged heart
-seemed to well anew, for there were tears in her
-eyes when she raised them toward us.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Waukena was the little girl that played around the
-stricken wigwam on the bayou, and she had treasured
-the stained shaft as a heritage from those she
-had loved. To her it was a sacred thing. The life
-currents it had changed had passed on, but they
-seemed to meet again as the gray haired woman sat
-before her flickering fire, with the mute toys of the
-fateful drama about her. We left her alone with
-her musings.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When we came one evening, a week later, the
-door was open, but the ashes on the hearth were
-cold. On the rough table lay the mouldy skull, that
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_42'>42</span>was once the home of relentless passion, and near it,
-before its eyeless caverns, was the blood stained
-shaft, with the silver point neatly fitted back into
-its place.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Waukena may have stolen away through the solitudes
-of the dim forest, and yielded her tired heart
-unto the gods of her people, for she was never again
-seen in the river country. Her chastened soul may
-still wander in the shadowy vistas of the winter
-woods, when the sun sinks in aureoles of crimson
-beyond the lacery of the tall trees—that stand still
-and ghostly—their slender boles tinged with hues
-of red, like the lost arrow shafts of those who are
-gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sadly and thoughtfully we walked down the old
-trail that bordered the bayou. We sat for a long
-time on the moss covered bank and talked of the
-arrow and the destinies it had touched. The pearly
-disk of the full moon hung in the eastern sky. A
-faint mist veiled the surface of the softly lisping
-water. An owl swept low over the bayou into the
-gloom of the forest. The pond lilies had closed
-their chalices and sealed their fragrance for another
-day. Hosts of tiny wings were moving among the
-sedges. Fireflies gemmed the dark places and vanished,
-as human lives come out of the void, waver
-with transient glow, and are gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a tender eloquence and witchery in
-the gentle murmurings of the night. Mystic voices
-were in the woods. Beyond the other shore the
-hoary form of the Father of the Vines seemed transfigured
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_43'>43</span>with a holy light. From somewhere in the
-gloom of the grotto came the plaintive notes of a
-whippoorwill.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As one crying in the wilderness, Nebowie’s spirit
-was calling for her lost lover from among the embowered
-labyrinths.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the twilights of drowsy summers, the wild
-cadence still enchants the bayou. The moon still
-rides through the highways of the star strewn skies,
-and, with pensive luster, pictures the guardian of
-the trysting place of long ago. The shadows below
-the lofty forehead have deepened, and the great
-silent figure bends with the weight of the onward
-years.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Out yonder, in the moonlit woods,</div>
- <div class='line'>With humble mien he stands,</div>
- <div class='line'>With the burden of the fruitage</div>
- <div class='line'>In his vine entangled hands;</div>
- <div class='line'>Where the hiding purpling clusters</div>
- <div class='line'>Are caught by silver beams,</div>
- <div class='line'>That revel in the meshes</div>
- <div class='line'>Of his leafy net of dreams.</div>
- <div class='line'>With the weariness of fulfillment,</div>
- <div class='line'>His tendril woven brow</div>
- <div class='line'>Is bowed before the mystery</div>
- <div class='line'>Of the eternal Why and How.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_47'>47</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>III<br /> <span class='large'>THE BRASS BOUND BOX</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>Jerry Island was formed by one of the
-side currents of the river that wandered off
-through the woods and lowland and rejoined
-the main stream above the Big Marsh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The herons, bitterns and wild ducks swept low
-over the brush entangled water course and dropped
-into the quiet open places. Innumerable clusters of
-small mud turtles fringed the drift wood and fallen
-timbers that retarded the sluggish current. The
-patriarchs of the hard shelled brotherhood—moss
-covered and intolerant—spent their days on the
-half-submerged gray logs in somnolent isolation.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Kingfishers, crows and hawks found a fecund
-hunting ground along the winding byway. Squirrels
-and chipmunks raced over the recumbent trunks,
-and whisked their bushy tails in the patches of sunlight
-that filtered through the interlacing boughs
-above them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>At night the owls, coons, minks and muskrats explored
-the wet labyrinths, aged bull frogs trumpeted
-dolefully, and stealthy nocturnal prowlers came
-there to drink. Sometimes the splash of a fish broke
-the stillness, and little rings crept away over the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_48'>48</span>surface and lost themselves among the weeds and
-floating moss.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Long ago the trails of wolves, deer, and other
-large animals appeared in the snow on the island
-during the winter; bear tracks were often found, and
-there is a legend among the latter day prosaics that
-a couple of panthers once had a den in the neighborhood.
-In later years most of the winter pathways
-were made by foxes and rabbits and their human
-and canine pursuers.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Near the bank of the main stream stood a decayed
-but well constructed old house. It was built
-of faced logs with mortar between them. There
-were three rooms on the ground floor, and some
-steep narrow stairs led into an attic next to the roof
-that sloped to the floor along its sides.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>My friend “Buck” Granger, a gray haired old
-trapper and hunter, whose grandfather built the
-house about a hundred years ago, ushered me up
-the creaky stairs late one night.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The alert eyes of a red squirrel peered at us from
-the end of a tattered mink muff that lay on an oak
-chest close to the roof, and vanished. Apparently
-the small visitor was not greatly disturbed, for,
-after two or three gentle undulations, the muff was
-motionless.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After conventional but cordial injunctions to make
-myself at home, Buck departed to his quarters below.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_048_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Familiar Haunts</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_49'>49</span>The quaint and picturesque attic was full of interest.
-An old fashioned bedstead stood in the room,
-a cumbrous, home made “four poster.” Over its
-cord lacings was a thick feather bed, several comforters,
-and a multicolored patchwork quilt. The
-sheets and pillow slips were of coarsely woven linen.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bunches of seed corn and dried herbs were suspended
-from pegs along the roof timbers; near the
-oak chest was a spinning wheel, and a broken cradle—all
-veiled with mantles of fine dust and cobwebs.
-The cradle, in which incipient genius may once have
-slumbered, was filled with bags of beans, ears of
-pop corn, and hickory nuts. Squirrels and white
-footed mice from the surrounding woods had held
-high revel in the tempting hoard.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The cradle had guarded the infancy of many little
-furred families after its first usefulness had ceased,
-for there were cosy tangled nests of shredded cotton
-and woolen material among its mixed contents.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Moths had worked sad havoc in the row of worn
-out garments that festooned the cross beams. Some
-rusty muskrat traps and obsolete fire arms were
-heaped in one corner, with discarded hats and boots.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Close to the roof, near the edge of the unprotected
-stairway, was a tall silent clock. It was very old.
-Most of the veneering had chipped away from its
-woodwork, parts of the enameled and grotesquely
-ornamented dial had scaled off, and across the
-scarred face its one crippled hand pointed to the
-figure seven. The worn mechanism had not pulsated
-for many years.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Innumerable tiny fibers connected the top and
-sides of the old clock with the sloping roof timbers,
-and a sinister watcher, hairy and misshapen—crouched
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_50'>50</span>within the mouth of a tubular web above
-the dial.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Tenuous highways spanned the spaces between the
-rafters. Gauzy filaments led away into obscurities,
-and gossamer shreds hung motionless from the
-upper gloom. There were mazes of webs, woven by
-generations of spiders, laden with impalpable dust,
-and tenantless. The patient spinners had lived their
-little day and left their airy tissues to the mercy of
-the years. Like flimsy relics of human endeavor, the
-frail structures awaited the inevitable.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was an impression of mistiness and haziness
-in the wandering and broken fibers, and the filmy
-labyrinths—as of a brain filled with fancies that
-were inchoate and confused—an abode of idle
-dreams.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The web spanned attic pictured a mind, inert and
-fettered by dogma and tradition, in which existence
-is passive, and where vital currents are stilled—where
-light is instinctively excluded and intrusion
-of extraneous ideas is resented. Occupants of endowed
-chairs in old universities, pedantic art
-classicists, smug dignitaries of established churches,
-and other guardians of embalmed and encrusted
-conclusions, are apt to have such attics. Like the
-misshapen watcher within the tubular web above
-the dial, they crouch in musty seclusion.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I opened the queer looking bed, that had evidently
-been made up a long time, and lay for half an hour
-or so, trying to read by the light of the sputtering
-candle. The subtle spell of the old attic at length
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_51'>51</span>overcame the charm of my author, and I gave myself
-over to a troop of thronging fancies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Although the invisible inmate of the muff gave
-a life accent to the room, the quiet was oppressive.
-A sense of seclusion from realities pervaded the
-human belongings. Intimate personal things, that
-only vanished hands have touched, seem to possess
-an indefinable remoteness—as if they pertained to
-something detached and far away—and lingered in
-an atmosphere of spiritual loneliness.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When the moon beams came through the cobwebbed
-window frame, and crept along the floor to
-the ghostly old clock, it haunted the room with a
-vague impression of weariness and futility. It
-seemed to stand in mute and solemn mockery of the
-eternal hours that had passed on and left it in hopeless
-vigil by the wayside.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The watcher in the web—grim and silent, like a
-waiting sexton—awakened uncanny thought. There
-was gruesome suggestion in the dark stairway hole
-at the foot of the clock—as if it had been newly dug
-in the earth.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Like evil phantoms into an idle mind, a pair of
-bats glided swiftly in through the open window,
-circled noiselessly about, and departed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The moon rays touched something in the rubbish
-at the further end of the room that reflected a dull
-light. After restraining my curiosity for some time,
-I arose, crossed the floor, and picked up a strange
-looking box. It was about fourteen inches long,
-nine inches high, and a foot wide. Its hasp and small
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_52'>52</span>handle on the cover appeared to be of wrought iron,
-but the embossed facing that covered the sides and
-ends, and the strips that protected the edges, were
-of brass, studded with nails of the same metal. It
-seemed in the dim light to be much corroded by
-time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hoping that something might be learned of its
-history in the morning, I placed the box on the floor
-near the bed, and was finally lulled to belated slumber
-by the crickets in the crevices of the logs, and
-the rustlings of tiny feet among the contents of the
-cradle. Speculations regarding the brass bound box
-softly blended into dreams.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During breakfast the next morning my host told
-me that the box had once belonged to a Jesuit priest;
-some Indians who formerly lived on the island had
-given it to his grandfather, and it had been in the
-attic ever since the house was built. He had often
-looked at its contents but could make nothing of
-them, and considered that “they were not of much
-account.” He said he would be glad to have me
-go through them and see if they were of any value.
-He also said that there was a bundle of old papers
-in the oak chest that he hoped I would look over, as
-his grandfather had written much concerning the
-river and the Indians that might interest me.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Filled with anticipation of congenial occupation
-during the rainy day, I went with Buck to the attic
-after breakfast. We dragged a decrepit walnut table
-to the window and dusted it carefully. Buck brought
-from the chest a small bundle that was tied up in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_53'>53</span>brown paper and left it with me. The tenant of the
-muff had decamped, probably resenting the intrusion
-into his domain. I brought the brass bound
-box, found a comfortable hickory chair, lighted a
-tranquilizing pipe, and was soon absorbed in the
-stack of closely written manuscript that I found in
-the bundle.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Some parts of it were illegible and the spelling
-was unique. The old man probably considered correct
-spelling to be an accomplishment of mere literary
-hacks, and that it was not necessary for an
-author who had anything else to think of to pay
-much attention to it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was much information regarding the Indian
-occupation of the river country. It appeared that
-there were about fifty wigwams on the island when
-the red men were compelled to leave by the government.
-Most of them were taken to a reservation
-out west, and a number went to some lands of their
-kindred along the St. Joseph river in Michigan.
-Eventually a few returned and lived in scattered
-isolation, but their tribal organization
-was broken up.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The head of the village on Jerry Island was a
-venerable warrior named “Hot Ashes.” He was
-a friend of Buck’s grandfather, and it was he who
-gave him the brass bound box when the Indians left.
-He said it had been brought to the island by the
-“Black Robe” many years before, and that he had
-left it in the mission house when he went away.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The box had been treasured by the Indians, for it
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_54'>54</span>was supposed for a long time to be a “great medicine,”
-but when they departed they considered it a
-useless burden. There had been much misfortune
-after the Black Robe left and their faith in its
-powers gradually ceased.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The going away of the kindly priest was much
-mourned by his dusky flock. He was supposed to
-have departed on some mysterious errand, and to
-have met fatality in the woods, but they were never
-able to find any traces of him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hot Ashes believed that the Black Robe had a
-great trouble, as, before his disappearance, he neglected
-the work of his mission for several days, and
-walked about on the island, carrying a little bundle
-which he was seen to throw into the river the day
-he left.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was no further reference in the manuscript
-to the Black Robe, or to the brass bound box, which
-I now opened.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were two compartments, divided into sections,
-one on either side of a larger opening in the
-middle. These contained various small articles.
-Two of them fitted low square bottles, one of which
-was half filled with a black powdery substance. On
-the label, that fell off when I removed the bottle, I
-deciphered the word ENCRE. Experiment justified
-the conclusion that the powder had been added to
-water when ink was needed. A dry coating on the
-inside of the other bottle indicated that it had been
-used for this purpose.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In a larger section were some beads that were
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_55'>55</span>once a rosary, fragments of a silk cord that had held
-them together, and a crucifix.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>At the center of each end of the box, were half
-circular rests, probably designed to hold a chalice.
-The space contained a breviary, bound in leather,
-and much worn, some ink stained quill pens, a small
-box of fine sand that had been used for blotting, and
-some loosely folded papers. They consisted mostly
-of letters from the Superior of the Mission, and pertained
-to routine affairs, suggestions regarding the
-work of the little mission, and congratulations on its
-successful progress.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Comparison of the depth of the opening with the
-outside of the box revealed the existence of a secret
-space, and it was only after long study and experiment
-that I discovered the means of access to it. On
-lifting its cover I found a flexible cloth covered book
-and a letter enclosed in oiled silk, that was much
-tattered.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The book, which was yellow with age, and frayed
-at the edges, contained closely written pages in
-French, many of them much faded, obscure, and in
-some places entirely obliterated.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The chirography was in the main neat and
-methodical, but apparently the writing had been
-done under many varying conditions that made uniformity
-impossible. Several small drawings were
-scattered through the text. Some of them showed
-considerable skill and care, and the others were
-rough topographic sketches and memorandums of
-routes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_56'>56</span>The book was the journal of Pierre de Lisle, a
-young Jesuit missionary who left France in 1723 to
-carry salvation to the heathen in the remote wilderness
-of the new continent.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The early entries related to his novitiate in Paris,
-his work in the Jesuit college, and the preparations
-for his departure for America. They reflected his
-hopes for the success of his perilous undertaking.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were vague references to a deep affliction,
-and to periods of heart sickness and mental depression,
-by reason of which he had taken the long and
-difficult path of self denial and self effacement that
-led him into the activities of the Society of Jesus.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He had spent the required years in the subjugation
-of the flesh and the sanctification of mind and soul,
-when he went on board the vessel that was to take
-him to Quebec.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the hope of finding a clue to Pierre’s sorrow,
-I extracted the letter from its silk covering. It had
-evidently been cherished through the vicissitudes of
-purification and the perils of arduous journeyings.
-It was signed by Marie d’Aubigney, and told of her
-love, that was undying but hopeless, and of her approaching
-compulsory marriage to “M. le Marquis.”
-His name did not appear in the letter.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Mingled with the musty odor of the ancient missive,
-I thought I detected a faint lingering perfume—at
-least there was one in the message, if not in
-the paper that bore it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Several pages of the journal were devoted to the
-tempestuous voyage across the Atlantic, and a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_57'>57</span>gloomy week spent in the fog off the Grand Banks.
-The vessel finally reached Quebec, where Pierre reported
-to the Superior of the Canadian Mission.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He and several other missionaries, accompanied
-by voyageurs and Indian guides, made a long and
-eventful trip up the St. Lawrence and Ottawa rivers
-to Georgian Bay. They skirted its shores to
-Lake Huron, where a violent gale scattered their
-boats, and wrecked two of them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After much danger and hardship the party landed
-on the wild coast, but the food supplies had been
-lost in the turbulent waters. In an attempt to find
-sustenance, Pierre and one companion wandered a
-considerable distance from the camp and lost their
-way in a snowstorm. They found an Indian village
-that had been depopulated by small pox, and
-took refuge in one of the squalid huts, where they
-were besieged by a pack of wolves for several days.
-Had it not been for some scraps of dried fish that
-they fortunately found in the hut, they would have
-starved. They were finally rescued, and Pierre
-ascribed their deliverance to St. Francis.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Indians succeeded in killing some game in
-the woods, and, after a hazardous journey, the party
-reached Mackinac. Pierre went from there to
-Green Bay. He stayed a few months and departed
-for the mission on the St. Joseph river, where he
-remained a year.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The journal gave many details of his life as an
-assistant at this mission, where he baptized numerous
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_58'>58</span>converts, and greatly increased the attendance
-at the mission school.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the hope of enlarging his usefulness, he sent a
-letter to Quebec, asking permission to found a new
-mission among the Indians inhabiting the river
-country south of the St. Joseph. With the doubtful
-means of communication the letter was a long
-time in reaching its destination, and he had about
-given up hope when a favorable reply came.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With one of his converts as a guide, he departed
-for the field of his new labors. They ascended the
-St. Joseph in a canoe, made the portage from its
-headwaters, and descended the Kankakee.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Frequent mention was made in the journal of the
-faithful guide, who proved invaluable, and of the
-beautiful scenery of the route. Camps were pitched
-on the verdant banks at night, but once, in passing
-through one of the vast marshes, they lost the uncertain
-channel and were compelled to sleep in the
-canoe.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>They stopped at a few Indian villages along the
-river and were received with kindness. The journey
-was continued down stream beyond Jerry Island.
-The populous communities above and below
-that point commended it to his judgment. He returned
-and began the work of establishing his mission.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Although he found the manifold vices of paganism
-in the villages, he was treated with bountiful
-hospitality. Successive feasts were prepared in his
-honor, in which boiled dog was the “piece de resistance.”
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_59'>59</span>Willing hands assisted in the construction
-of the mission house, and the date of the first
-mass was recorded in the journal.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was much sickness among the Indians when
-Pierre came, the nature of which did not appear.
-Orgies and incantations continued day and night to
-conjure away the epidemic. He performed the consolatory
-offices of his church in the afflicted wigwams.
-Soon after his arrival practically all of the
-sickness disappeared. Their recovered health convinced
-the credulous savages that the Black Robe
-possessed a mysterious power, and the small bottle
-of black powder was thought to be a mighty magic.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Ink has swayed the destinies of countless millions,
-but here its potency seems to have played a
-strange role.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Much of the journal was devoted to happenings
-that now seem trivial, but to the zealous disciple of
-Loyola—a protagonist of his faith on a spiritual
-frontier—they were of great moment. Detached
-from their contemporary human associations,
-events must affect the emotions or the interests of
-the mass of mankind if their records endure.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Pierre assisted in the councils, gave advice on
-temporal affairs, and patiently inculcated the precepts
-of his religion in the minds of his primitive
-flock. Impressive baptisms and beautiful deaths
-were noted at length. Converts who strayed from
-the fold, and were induced to return, were given
-much space.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Here and there poetic reflections graced the faded
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_60'>60</span>pages, and pious musings were recorded. Original
-verse, and quotations from favorite authors, that
-seemed inspired by melancholy hours, mingled with
-the text. The names of the various saint’s days
-were often used as captions for the entries, instead
-of calendar dates.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the back of the book was a list of names of
-converts, dates of baptism, marriages and deaths,
-and a vocabulary of about three hundred words of
-the Pottowatomie dialect of the Algonquin language,
-with their French equivalents. Variations in the
-chirography indicated that the lists had grown
-gradually, as additions were made with different
-pens.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A gloomy spirit seemed to pervade the dim pages.
-The broken heart of Pierre de Lisle throbbed between
-the lines of the story of his life in the wilderness.
-He had carried his cross to the far places,
-and, in isolation, he yearned for the healing balm
-of forgetfulness on his fevered soul. There were
-evidences of a great mental conflict among the last
-entries. He mentioned the arrival at the island of
-Jacques Le Moyne, a Jesuit priest, who was on his
-way to a distant post on the Mississippi, and spent
-several weeks with him. They had been boyhood
-friends in France and had entered the Jesuit college
-at about the same time. His coming was a
-breath of life from the outer world.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Le Moyne told him of the death of the Marquis
-de Courcelles, whose existence had darkened
-Pierre’s life, and all of the precepts, tenets, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_61'>61</span>pageantry of the Church of Rome floated away as
-mists before a freshening wind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Pierre was born again. The dormant life currents
-quickened, and his virile soul and body exulted
-in emancipation and new found hope.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The entries in the journal closed with a sorrowful
-farewell to his spiritual charges, of which they
-probably never knew, and an expression of pathetic
-gratitude to his friend Jacques, who had opened a
-gate between desolation and earthly paradise, for
-warm arms in France were reaching across the
-stormy seas, and into the wilds of the new world
-for Pierre de Lisle.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It seemed strange that he had left the journal
-and the letter of Marie d’Aubigney. He was probably
-obsessed by his one dominant thought, and naturally
-excluded everything not needed for his long
-journey, but if his mind had not been much perturbed
-and confused he might have taken or destroyed
-the journal, but he surely would have carried
-the precious letter with him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The little bundle that he threw into the river, the
-day he left the island, may have contained his sacramental
-chalice, for in it his lips had found bitter
-waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He probably dissembled his apostasy and utilized
-such Jesuit facilities as were available in getting
-back to his native land, lulling his conscience with
-one of the maxims of the Society of Jesus—“the
-end justifies the means”—but be that as it may, the
-chronicles in the attic had come to an end.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_62'>62</span>I sat for a long time, listening to the patter of
-the rain on the old roof, and mused over the frail
-memorials.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There is but one great passion in the world. With
-it all human destiny is entwined. Votaries of established
-religion have ever been recruited from the
-disconsolate. The gray walls of convents and monasteries
-have lured the heart stricken, and in remote
-fields of pious endeavor unguents have been sought
-for cruel wounds. In the waste places of the earth
-have been scattered the ashes of despair, but while
-life lasts, it somewhere holds the eternal chords.
-At hope’s vibrant touch the enfeebled strings awake
-and attune to the sublime strains of the Great Lyric.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The faint echo of a song lingered in the brass
-bound box. The silk covered letter intoned a dream
-melody that the years had not hushed.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_65'>65</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>IV<br /> <span class='large'>THE “WETHER BOOK” OF BUCK GRANGER’S GRANDFATHER</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>My friend “Buck” told me something of his
-grandfather’s history as we sat in the
-genial glow of the stone fireplace the
-evening after I had examined the contents of the
-brass bound box.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old pioneer, with his wife and two sons, had
-come west in 1810 and located on the island. He
-found many Indians there and his relations with
-them were very friendly. A small area was cleared
-and cultivated on the island, but the main source
-of livelihood was hunting, fishing and trapping. The
-woods and waters teemed with life and nature
-yielded easily of her abundance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old man lived alone for many years after the
-death of his wife. His sons married and went farther
-west. Two years before he died one of the
-sons, Buck’s father, returned with his wife and little
-boy, to the old home. Buck was now the only
-surviving member of the family.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His recollections of his grandfather were rather
-vague. He remembered him as an old man with
-a white bushy beard, frowsy coon skin cap, ear
-muffs, and fur mittens. He had spent much time
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_66'>66</span>with him fishing along the river, and in trips
-through the woods. From him he had learned the
-ways of the big marsh, and much of the unwritten
-lore of the forest. His stories of the old pioneer
-gave an impression of one who was much given to
-having his own way, rather crusty at times, but
-whose sympathy and kindness of heart were often
-imposed upon by those who knew him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Buck said that in the old oak chest in the attic
-was a lot of stuff that had belonged to his grandfather.
-We went to the attic the next morning and
-took out of the chest the odd assortment of things
-we found in it. Most of them were of no special
-interest. There were some old account books, several
-cancelled promissory notes for small amounts,
-and a package of receipts. One note, payable to
-the old man, was marked across its face “Debt forgiven—Can’t
-Collect.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I was pleased to find a bag of Indian arrow heads,
-many of them beautifully made, a couple of spear
-heads, and a tomahawk.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a section of a maple tree root, about
-a foot long, in the chest, that Buck said he had
-chopped out one winter in the woods near the
-marsh. A steel trap was imbedded in it, and between
-the jaws were two bones of a coon’s foot. The
-uneven hammer marks on the metal indicated that
-the trap was probably home forged. Buck had
-identified it as one belonging to his grandfather, and
-there were others like it in the chest. Apparently
-the victim had dragged the trap to the foot of the
-tree, which it was unable to climb. He had died
-with his leg across the young exposed root that had
-grown around and through the mechanism, until
-only a portion of the rusty chain, the end of the
-spring, and the upper parts of the jaws that held
-the little bones remained. The story of the tragedy
-was plainly told.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_066_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>The Old Log House</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_67'>67</span>In the bottom of the chest was a thick leather
-bound book. On the cover was some crude lettering
-in black ink, with labored attempts at ornamentation.
-On removing the dust I deciphered the inscription:</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>WETHER BOOK—JOSIAH GRANGER</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Evidently its author had spent much time in keeping
-a record of the weather and of his life on the
-island. Innumerable thermometer readings filled
-columns at the right of the pages. After most of
-the dates were weather observations, comments on
-intrusive friends, and various things that had come
-within the sphere of a lonely existence.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Diaries are pictures of character—unsafe repositories
-of intimate personal things that enlighten and
-betray. Among the pages were traces of petty
-jealousies and much harmless egotism. Here and
-there were patches of sunlight, touches of irony and
-unconscious humor. At times a tinge of pathos
-shadowed the lines of the “wether book,” and under
-it all was the human story of one who, in this
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_68'>68</span>humble form of expression, had sought relief from
-solitude.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As I perused the faded chronicles the figure of
-the old man, sitting before his fire at night, with
-his pipe and almanac, diligently recording the happenings
-of the days that passed in his little world,
-seemed a reality.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The record covered a number of years, but extracts
-from the entries of 1852 will convey a general
-idea of the contents of the old book.</p>
-
-<blockquote>
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 1st</em>—This is the first of the yeare &amp; I start
-in not very well. Cold prevales &amp; a good dele of
-snow. Snow drifts stacked around the house.
-Cant see out. I stay mostly in my blankett.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 10th</em>—Lots of snow. Froze hard last nite.
-Big wind. Stade in &amp; must hole up for rest of winter
-if this keaps up. Rumetiziam bad. Hiram
-Barnes com today with feet froze. It is blowing
-bad. Looks worse outside. Moon eclips was predicted
-for the 8th but nuthing of the kind sene.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 12th</em>—I notis by my almanack Lady J. Gray
-behedded today in 1555 but what for does not say &amp;
-hevy rain storms predicted but nuthing of the kind.
-It has never ben colder. I got to melt som more
-snow and get the pump going. She is froze hard.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 14th</em>—Was out som today &amp; it looks thawy.
-Thaw coming. Som deer traks on iland. Will get
-after deer soon.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 16th</em>—Got a buck today &amp; fixed the meat.
-Sunup &amp; Sunsett both according to clock. Evrything
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_69'>69</span>on skedule. Som sweling white cloudds off
-in W. The cold abates som.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 20</em>—We are geting storms in these parts &amp;
-a good dele of wether comes at nite. Som days
-are cleare &amp; cold with merkery stedy at Zero. The
-moon is around but nites dark &amp; clouddy. Moon
-must hav ben full the 7th but not sene.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Jan 31st</em>—Month closes mild yet flying snow.
-River ice som places over a ft. thick. This has
-ben a remarkabel month. Thare was too much
-wether in Jan. The merkery gets funny now and
-then. I dont think eny thermomter is akkerate.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 2nd</em>—Big thaw has com &amp; erly in the morning
-a shour of rain. Got a buck on the ice at the marsh
-&amp; got the meat home late. This was yesterdy.
-Snow is all mushy. This has ben a quere day. It
-is now 5 P.M.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 3rd</em>—Snow flurrys mixed with rain. Ice
-braking som. I heare meney cracks out on the
-river. As I sett down to rite in my wether book
-I beleve the back bone of the winter is broke.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 5–6–7–8–9–10</em>—Had 1 nice brite day &amp; ever
-sence a whopping big storm. Big drifts. Cant see
-out. Must get some backake ointmint. Full moon
-was on the 5th. Good thing I got a lot of wood in.
-I notis in my almanack storms probabel this month
-&amp; this is rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 15th</em>—Out yesterdy &amp; 20 inches snow in
-woods. Shot 3 patriches near the house. Wolves
-yelld all nite. Sene gese flying N. but they beter
-go back. It is warmer thow. Som deer crossed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_70'>70</span>river last nite. This is being a remarkabel month.
-Cool &amp; misty air prevales as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 20</em>—I was down to the marsh. This was yesterdy.
-Got 36 rats from 42 trapps. 2 trapps lost.
-Som rat houses near chanel butted out by ice moving
-along. Sene som gese very high going N. One
-I think was a flock of swanns. Fogg &amp; sleat tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 21–22–23–24–25</em>—All bad days. G. Washington
-had a birthday on the 22nd. That was my birthday
-too. The politicks would make him sick if he
-could see them now. Thares lots of dead pepil that
-would not like what is now going on, and we would
-not like som things they done if we was thare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 28</em>—Snow most gone &amp; hard rain. Lot of
-ice moving in river. I sene 4 flocks gese 5 of ducks,
-mostly bloobills. Thare has ben few deer this winter.
-I got 2 bucks &amp; 1 doe all fat in good condition
-&amp; I got a small bear. This was over neare
-Wild Catt Swamp on the 18th &amp; I forgot to rite it
-down. Old Josiah &amp; the dog was thare on that
-date.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Feb 29th</em>—This is leap yeare. Hav not ben out
-today. I am geting throw the winter all rite. Feb
-a changabel month. It closes with foggs &amp; high
-water. S. Conkrite com today on his way to the
-marsh. His noos is Ed Baxter &amp; Fanny Noonan
-got marrid Jan 6th. Probly she asked him.
-Wether tonite looks thick. Cloudds both big &amp;
-black are in the West.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 5th</em>—Gese coming rite along now &amp; thousans
-of ducks. Rats on the marsh ben prety fare.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_71'>71</span>Got a lot so far but probly will find prices bad.
-Your uncle Josiah was all over the oak tract in boat
-for malards. Got over 50. He had on his shooting
-shirt. They was after the acorns in about 2
-ft. of watter. This was yesterdy. Meney ducks
-going on N. &amp; som gese gone too but som will stay
-&amp; make nests.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 11th</em>—2 egals lit today on the iland &amp; stade
-around all P.M. They may think of nesting heare.
-Old Josiah will take a popp at them. Dense cloudds
-are around.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 15th</em>—I notis in my almanack big flodes
-all over the south &amp; sweling rivers predicted. Big
-flode heare too as I rite &amp; evrything overflode.
-River ice all gone. Lots of dead timber coming
-down &amp; floting bushes. Most of the noos you read
-in the almanack is bad. On most all of the dates
-bloodshed &amp; fires &amp; famins are notised &amp; meney
-batels &amp; deaths of Kings &amp; Quenes. Funy no Jacks
-are spoken of. Shot 62 ducks 11 gese. Lost aminition
-on a big flock. Snipe are around &amp; som plover
-coming in. Got 34 rats &amp; a wolf. This was yesterdy.
-Saw 2 deer at Huckelbery Byou. They left on time.
-Thare was wild catt traks on the iland Monday
-morning after a lite bust of snow. Would like to
-get that cuss. He beter look out for the old man.
-His skin would make a good vest. Moon was full on
-the 6th but I ben busy rite along &amp; not evrything
-ritten down. This is a bad day &amp; I stade in. Awful
-hard rain going on as I rite. You get a buckett full
-in the face if you open the door. High wind &amp; probly
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_72'>72</span>a lot of damage somwhare. It is now 8 P.M. &amp;
-your uncle Josiah to bed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 16th</em>—Clearing wether. Was out but
-rumetiziam som worse. Lost aminition on 2 gese
-that flew over at evening. My almanack says the
-planatary aspecks for planting potattoes will be
-faverabel in 4 weeks now. I notis thare has ben a
-lot of small animils around. Som skunks &amp; foxes.
-Must put out som trapps.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 20</em>—Clear brite &amp; calm &amp; no wether now
-for foar days. It is a new moon like a mellin rine
-tonite &amp; I sene it over my left sholder. It hangs
-wet in the west &amp; this menes rain. Fixed the
-chickin house against all skunks &amp; foxes but weezels
-may get in. A wolf has ben around the iland. A
-fogg prevales tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 21</em>—Bad day but it gets into spring now.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 22</em>—Good wether for ducks but they fly
-high. Beter for gese. Gusty looking sky tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 24th</em>—I went after them yesterdy. Got no
-ducks but it was good wether for them. Shot 22
-gese. Bad day for gese too. Got 40 rats. Perhaps
-a small snow tonite. Looks likely.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 26th</em>—Got a boat full of rats. Will skin
-tomorrow. This was yesterdy I got the rats. Bad
-storm today. Cant see out. Wether foul &amp; bad.
-Old Josiah gets mushrats all rite when he goes out
-in his little trapping boat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 27th</em>—Cold day. Thermomter busted
-March 10. Cant tell how cold it is but it is cold.
-The merkery must be way down. Lite bust of snow
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_73'>73</span>as I rite. Must get som Magic Oil for stif joints.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 28th</em>—River is froze along edges but open
-in the curent. Ducks &amp; Gese moving thick. Big
-bunches went over today flying high. Som deer
-around. Must go after deer tomorrow. A lot of
-Jaybirds round the house. Crows &amp; Jaybirds make
-rackett. Must hav quiet. Must get bag of small
-shot.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 30th</em>—Got no deer yesterdy. Sene one but
-too far off. If could hav shot with a spy glass I
-could hav got him if I had one. Got som sasafras.
-Must cook som spring medicin. I now have all
-ingrediments.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>March 31st</em>—Foggy today. Snipe around. Lite
-sprinkel of rain. Lost aminition on bunch of plover
-flying over. Chopped som wood. Caught 2 weezels
-&amp; a skunk. This was yesterdy. Froggs are around.
-Got a new thermomter but I think it not akkerate.
-The merkery is red. Probly all rite for sumer
-wether. Am now taking Sistom Tonick. Good dele
-of baptist wether &amp; som snow this month but in general
-a fine month. Ducks &amp; gese hav ben thicker
-than hare on a dog &amp; I done well on rats too. Got
-all trapps out of marsh &amp; som not mine. Spring is
-rite on skedule. Tomorrow is April fools day &amp; a
-lot of them are around.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 6–7–8–9–10</em>—All fare days with no wether,
-but a mushy bust of snow has com as I rite. On the
-9th was Good Friday. Our Lord was Crucufied in
-my Almanack on that date. That was a big mistake.
-I notis for 3 days sunup &amp; sunsett late compard
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_74'>74</span>with clock so hav sett clock. Sun &amp; clock now on
-skedule acording to almanack &amp; with my noon
-marker on the stump &amp; notch in window sill evrything
-is all rite up to date. Your uncle Josiah knos
-the time of day.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 11th</em>—I see that Henry Clay was born today
-in 1776. I was always a Henry Clay man. This is
-Easter Sunday the day on which Our Lord is Risen.
-Thare is a lot of pepil that should take notis.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 15th</em>—Buds are well out &amp; on skedule.
-Thare are freckels around the trees showing we had
-a hard winter. Froggs are around thick. It was
-bad wether for rats in Jan &amp; Feb but they wintered
-well. I must go after supplys &amp; som spring medicin.
-I got som bisness to tend to.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 18th</em>—Must plant all gardin sass now.
-Moon is right tonite &amp; this is the time. A man com
-up from Beaver Lake &amp; says hard winter thare.
-Wm Hull a stedy helthy man of good bild &amp; sober
-was froze with cold. He was coming home from mil
-&amp; he lived over neare West Creek. This was Jan
-12th. He was found by 2 squas out after wood.
-He was found froze. He owed me som money.
-This was a bad day. Sky looks all chesy tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 20th</em>—Befoar sunup a lite spatter of rain
-that turned into bad storm with high wind. All this
-must dry out then must plant. Lots of herons nesting
-up to herontown this yeare same as usual in
-the sickamores. Your uncle Josiah was all in thare
-in a boat. A hooting owl was up the cottonwood
-last nite over the house. I got up with the gunn
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_75'>75</span>&amp; made a bloody mess of him. They cannot hoot
-above your uncle while he sleeps.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 24th</em>—Jaybirds &amp; crows ben jawing a good
-dele round the house &amp; making a rackett &amp; thare is
-a lot of fox squorls &amp; coons bobbing around the
-iland when the wether is still &amp; a bear com across.
-Would like to get that cuss. Lots of wolves around.
-Big spring for ducks &amp; gese but most hav left.
-Meny staying to bild nests. Must see in the attic
-what seeds I hav then must plan. Must plant erly
-stuff. It is now 5 P.M.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 26th</em>—Got all seeds in yesterdy. Robbins
-&amp; Bloobirds &amp; a lot of Woodpekers &amp; Chipping
-birds are around &amp; they are mostly bilding nests.
-I must plant som mellins. A good mellin in the
-shade on a hot day is a fine thing. Almanack predicted
-April would be seasonable &amp; this is rite so
-far.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>April 30th</em>—Thares skunks on the iland maybe
-3 or 4. Froggs are prety noisy. Them crokers keap
-it up. Considrabel snipe around &amp; some plover.
-April has ben a remarkabel month. Mostly wet but
-meney fare days. Thare was a lot of wether betwene
-the 1st &amp; 15th. Lots of froggs &amp; enybody
-that wants a bullfrogg pie could get one rite heare
-if they went after it. This is the place.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 4th</em>—No wether now sence the 30th. Fare
-&amp; nether warm or cold. Florida &amp; Iowa admited
-into The Union yesterdy in 1845. Them are twin
-states. The line of beens has sprouted &amp; must look
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_76'>76</span>out for Jaybirds they will get into these. The weeds
-will com along all rite. You Bet.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 5th</em>—N. Bonapart died in 1821. He was a
-bad egg.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 8th</em>—Sumery wether &amp; fishing in the river
-is good. S. Conkrite was down &amp; says he got a
-pike of 17 lbs. I got one of 19. Pike are thick. I
-can cetch all I want rite in front of the house &amp;
-bass &amp; cattfish. It is knoing whare they are. He
-can not tell me eny thing he is a wind bag. Old
-Josiah was not born yesterdy or the day befoar
-ether.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 10th</em>—Vegetition greening up &amp; evrything
-lively &amp; on skedule. Pete Quagno &amp; his squa com
-today to see how I was &amp; if I had eny tobaco. Him
-&amp; the other inguns down the marsh all had a bad
-winter. They got a lot of rat skins &amp; coons &amp; som
-Foxes. They et the bodies of all them animils &amp;
-smoaked som. Thare is nuthing not et by savidges.
-Thare was a lot of sickness around thare. It shoured
-hard again to day as well as yesterdy &amp; this may
-wash them off som. Unusual shours along with
-thunder &amp; litening all P.M. Them inguns went back
-in the rain.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 12th</em>—Plum blosoms plenty. Potattoes up.
-All sines say a hot sumer. Good meny snakes
-around som prety long ones. Som drizzel in the
-air as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 13–14–15–16–17</em>—Spatters of rain a good dele
-now. Looks like a wet May if this keaps up.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 18th</em>—Fishing prety good. Got a boatfull
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_77'>77</span>of pike &amp; bass yesterdy. I heare S. Conkrite has
-caught nuthing up to his place even if he uses netts.
-Must salt down som for winter. Thares lots of
-sukkers in the river. Evry litle while you get one
-&amp; thare are a few eles. Must smoak som.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 19th</em>—I put som 70 lbs. of fish in the pork
-brine that is all empty now. Must get another barel
-for pork in the fall. Sprinkels as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 23rd</em>—Sombody stole my minnie box or it
-floted off. On this day my almanack says Capt Kidd
-a famous pirate was hung in London &amp; this was rite.
-Thares a lot around now but not famous. Thick
-&amp; sticky air tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 25th</em>—Think I sene a lite frost this morning.
-Funy for this time of yeare. Went after the skunks
-on the iland last nite &amp; got som. The chickins &amp;
-me do not want skunks around. I got 3 in trapps
-&amp; 1 with gunn &amp; 1 got me. You Bet. Thares too
-meney skunks. Som clouddy tonite with wobblie
-sunsett.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 27th</em>—Foxes &amp; skunks both got into the
-chickins last nite. Thares too meney of both &amp; if
-the chickins would only roost in the trees. It is
-hard work to rase chickins &amp; they get lots of things
-the mater with them. Frisky looking sky tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 29th</em>—Ed Baxter &amp; his noo wife Fanny
-Noonan com today. It is hard to see why them 2
-got marrid. They wanted to see how I was &amp; to
-borro som things. Ed has got a sqwint in one eye
-&amp; I gues that is why he got fooled. Ed &amp; her are
-both red hedded &amp; she did not draw much when she
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_78'>78</span>marrid him. I notis the temperature remains about
-the same with litle or no drop or rise.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>May 31st</em>—These are fine days. S. Conkrite com
-down &amp; I tell him I hav 4 barels of pike &amp; bass that
-I caught &amp; pikeled at odd times. He brought som
-noos. He says thare was timber theves working
-down the river all the winter &amp; spring &amp; them logs
-that went out was all stole. They was all cut by
-the theves &amp; floted down to the Illinoi when high
-watter com. Next winter something will be done
-by the owners if they begin again. He says over
-a thousan logs was floted out &amp; partys are not
-knone. Looks som like rain as I rite. He says if
-the theves get caught they will be convicted by the
-laws of both states. The sherifs hav all ben given
-notis. Almanack predicted May would be seasonabel
-&amp; this is rite. This has ben a remarkabel
-month.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 2nd</em>—Fine still day but all fish biting stoped
-when it thundered in P.M. A swizzel of rain at
-evening.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 10th</em>—All this month so far fine days &amp;
-sumery. Eny who do not like this wether should
-have no wether at all. I got the gunn &amp; blowed a
-noo hornet nest in the tree by the pump. Will not
-need them. They are worse than democrats. I
-notis flys are around.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 11–12–13–14–15</em>—All fine days. Nuthing
-hapened.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 17th</em>—On this day in 1775 was the Batel
-of Bunker Hill. Bad day for England. Fish hav
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_79'>79</span>bit well. No wether to rite down. All fine. Your
-uncle Josiah enjoys this. I must tell S. Conkrite
-of a catt fish I sene in the river today 4 ft long.
-This fish was probly 6 ft if he sene it when it passed
-his place. It was slopping in the shallo watter out
-on the sand bar. It was probly astonished at all
-my empty medicin botles that are all over the botom
-out thare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 27th</em>—It rained catts &amp; dogs &amp; pitchforks
-today &amp; I fore saw this in the wether breeding
-cloudds of last nite. A hooting owl was around
-but too dark to bust him. Joseph Smith the Mormon
-Prophet murdered in the almanack today in 1844.
-Som wife troubel probly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>June 30th</em>—Good month all through. Potattoes
-begin to carry buggs. Must brush them off. June
-is a bugg month. Gardin fine if the woodchucks
-would keap out. Shot severil &amp; will shoot these
-rite along. Must get them off the iland &amp; the
-skunks too. You Bet. Coppery looking sunsett
-tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 2nd</em>—Geting hot wether. I do not kno whare
-all the potattoe buggs are from. Thare must be a
-big bugg town somwhare that they all hale from.
-We need som rain. The moon is now full.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 4th</em>—This is the Nation’s birth day but thare
-are too meney forriners. J. Podnutt S. Conkrite
-&amp; Amos Horner Ed Baxter &amp; Peleg S. Mason all
-com down. I think Podnutt is a forriner. Thares
-lots of miskitos now &amp; they bit well in the shade &amp;
-plenty of flys. These men all say it has never ben
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_80'>80</span>so dry. Thares no watter up the byous &amp; the
-marsh is drying out. Conkrite says thare are big
-fish left swiming in puddels back in the woods whare
-the watter went down &amp; left them in April &amp; he
-says pike &amp; bass as long as your arm are thare.
-I tell him he beter drop some salt in them puddels.
-Tally 1 for old Josiah. Sam Green &amp; a man named
-Wasson com in the P.M. to see if thare was eny
-hay around. Wasson I think is a forriner. On Jan
-5th 1828 it says in the almanack the Turks banished
-all forriners from their empire. Thare was too
-meney thare like thare is heare. Green says catel
-not geting filled on grass yet can live. When my
-tobaco was gone these men all left in boats. They
-went home by bugg lite at nite. Such a pack of
-lies hav never ben told as today. I think Wasson
-should cut som whiskers this fall. It is prety hot
-as I rite &amp; thare is too much tumoil &amp; visiting &amp;
-too much going on heare &amp; thare. Thares too much
-passing to &amp; fro. Thares too meney flys &amp; thares
-too dam meney pepil. God bless all departing travelors.
-I rite this on the 5th.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 11th</em>—It has never ben hotter even in the
-shade. Hamilton &amp; Burr had a duel this day in
-1804. Burr was a good shot but a bad man. For
-a week it has ben to hot to rite in my wether book.
-&amp; the nites are sticky.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 12th</em>—We are having a bad dry spell &amp; I
-fore saw this erly in the month. Only 1 lite spurt
-of rain sence erly June. I stay in the shade for I
-do not want eny body to get sun struck. This is a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_81'>81</span>big miskito month &amp; they are at it constant. Eny
-body that wants miskitos &amp; natts can get them rite
-heare. Take notis. This is the place &amp; dog days
-is the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 13</em>—Hottest we ever had. At Nantuckett
-rite close to the watter 300 bildings burnt today in
-1846. Took fire from the sun probly. A big snapping
-turkel was around the pump today. Maybe he
-was chased out of the river by the heat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 15th</em>—My almanack says Jeruselum was
-taken today in 1029. It is probly hot thare now.
-If the almanack would go as far foreds as it goes
-back it would be a valubel record. It says also W.
-Penn died in 1718 on the 20th. I keep my almanack
-heare with me in the shade. Penn was a grate man.
-I com from his state. It has never ben so hot as
-sence the 10th. Your uncle Josiah has got the
-thermomter on the tree by the pump now to cool
-it som.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 16–17–18–19–20</em>—When it is hot I sett genraly
-out of the sun &amp; smoak. That old yellow pipe is
-prety hot &amp; it works all day. This has ben going
-on for a week now. You can lite a match by sticking
-it in the river now if you want to. It is sissing
-hot. You can cook eny thing by setting it out doors.
-No frost in the air now. You Bet. I wattered all
-gardin sass from the river with a buckett at evening
-&amp; all grows well, but some probly cooked. The merkery
-will hav to climb the tree if this keaps up.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>July 31st</em>—Too hot to rite in wether book. Still
-dry. I mostly stay down by the pump &amp; the flys
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_82'>82</span>like this. I slep out on the grass sence the 15th &amp;
-the miskitos liked that. This has ben a remarkabel
-month.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 1st</em>—In August on the 1st in 1798 was the
-Batel of the Nile so my almanack says. Must have
-ben hot out on the watter in Egipt at that time.
-Meteors which are bals of fire in the sky are predicted
-for August. They should begin dropping
-soon &amp; your uncle Josiah will keap his eye open.
-It is so dry now that Ed Baxter says the mushrats
-hav all left the marsh &amp; they are all going out round
-the country for watter to qwench their thirst. He
-says thare are cases whare they went to wells &amp;
-fell in &amp; 1 com to the watter buckett in his house.
-Bad sumer for rats. A good catt nap in the shade
-is a fine thing now.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 2nd</em>—This is Monday &amp; I have stade in the
-shade now sence this thing commenced. This wether
-will probly blister the buggs off the potattoes. They
-wont get off no other way until it gets cool if they
-are waiting for your uncle to brush them. Everything
-well het up. Lots of smoak. Big fire in the
-woods somwhare I bet.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 5th</em>—Nuthing ritten now sence the 2nd.
-Thare is thunder off in the west tonite &amp; she is coming
-up. Som wind &amp; all sines say a soking storm
-of rain.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 7th</em>—Raining hevy as I rite. Rained all nite
-long &amp; yesterdy. Must patch the roof som. Had to
-put a buckett under a leak last nite. Good thing
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_83'>83</span>I got plenty of bucketts. Litening struck all around
-in woods hard all nite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>August 9th</em>—Awful rains sence the nite of the
-5th. We are geting too much rain. Seems like
-something has busted up above and all thare is is
-coming down. Som should be saved up &amp; sprinkeled
-along the rest of the calender. What is the use of
-all this. This is a very wet time. Thare are no
-flodes predicted for this time of the yeare. I must
-read the bible som if this keaps up &amp; bild an ark.
-This is a grate lesson to us all. In 1812 on this
-date a caravan of 2000 Turks from Mecca was destroyed
-in the Desert by lack of watter. I bet they
-wished they had som of this. Too bad all the Turks
-were not thare. All Turks are wicked men &amp; it says
-som whare in the bible that they shall have their
-part in Hell Fire. Hell Fire &amp; Turks will mix well.
-The litening was after your uncle again last nite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>August 10th</em>—Clearing now with som wind &amp;
-again warm. Looks wet in the west. Thares watter
-enough to swim the young ducks around now all
-rite &amp; plenty of it for eny body that wants it. My
-potattoe buggs all floted away. This shows that
-trubels of all kinds will quit som time if you wait &amp;
-do nuthing. You could swim all over the country
-now. Ed Baxter &amp; S. Conkrite com in a boat today
-to see how I was &amp; if I was still above watter &amp; to
-borro tobaco &amp; cowcumbers. When eny body coms
-around it is always somthing for them. They both
-say They never sene so meney snakes around as this
-yeare. Ed Says he killed 4 rattlers &amp; Conkrite says
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_84'>84</span>he got 6. These men will both see more snakes next
-year than they did this if they do not quit. Conkrite’s
-biggest snake was 5 ft with 6 ratles. I showed
-them a skin I took off of 6 ft with 9 ratles &amp; they lit
-som more of my tobaco &amp; told of erly days. I notis
-they all get into the trees when your uncle Josiah
-comences to talk. His feet are mates &amp; he drinks
-nuthing but pump watter. Snakes do not com
-around him much but when they do they are Whoppers.
-Drizzeled som at nite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 15</em>—It is hot again &amp; the Old Bull Eye now
-glares stedy on the crops. Thare was a pop corn
-sky last nite. No cloudds today. Full bugg lite at
-nite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 21st</em>—Thare com up a hale storm today that
-was over in 5 minits with hale stones big as pidgun
-eggs &amp; a strong wind that would blow bark off a
-bass wood. I do not kno whare it com from. Somthing
-must hav hapened up above to do all this.
-Hale turned to rain &amp; it drizzels as I rite. Meney
-litle ded todes &amp; froggs are all over the iland whare
-they probly rained down. Maybe fish &amp; small live
-stock will com next.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 22nd</em>—Cleared off all rite but cloudds in the
-north look like wether breeders tonite &amp; it is a
-mackral sky all over. Ed Baxter &amp; Conkrite com
-today in a boat that looks like the one that got loose
-&amp; floted off away from my place 3 years ago. It
-is now painted up &amp; the ores changed. They com
-to see how I was &amp; to borro som big fish hooks for
-their sett lines. I tell them to use an axe for big
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_85'>85</span>fish same as I do. Could not find eny hooks after
-I sene that boat. My eye sight got bad. The old
-man’s mind is foggy. He does not kno how to do.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Aug. 31st</em>—Your uncle Josiah went down to the
-marsh yesterdy to see how mushrats are. They
-sumered well. Young ones are thick &amp; well grown
-&amp; geting lots of clams. Meney wood ducks around
-&amp; the ducks hatched in the marsh all are flying
-well. Cloudded up at nite &amp; had a dark time geting
-back. The moon was around but it was so dark a
-cat could find nuthing. Thares an awful lot of new
-thick grass in the marsh. I do not like watter with
-so much whiskers on it. This has ben a quere month
-&amp; thermomter has jumped around a good dele. This
-has ben a remarkabel month.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 1st</em>—The meteors in my almanack did not
-fall in August &amp; predictions not reliabel. Nuthing
-of the kind around. It is geting along toreds fall.
-Pidguns are around. They broke som ded lims on
-the iland this week whare they roosted. Thares
-slews of them. This is a good yeare for pidguns.
-I got 33 with 2 shots. They did not kno that your
-uncle Josiah was around with a gunn. I notis in
-my almanack Oisters are now in season. Nuthing
-of the kind around heare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 4th</em>—Soon after sunup it looked like streky
-black cloudds up above but it was pidgun flocks coming
-south. Pidguns are all over now. Big droves
-roosted around last nite. I must salt down som.
-They are in the woods after the young akerns.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_86'>86</span>Pidguns still going over. Cant tell if it is clouddy.
-Warm day thow.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 10th</em>—Must get a houn pupp. Old Tike
-is geting wobblie in the nose &amp; he looses his nose
-now &amp; then. He is sick som &amp; not lively. He is a
-good dog but he has erned his money. He is now
-going on 13 yeares &amp; has ben over the country som
-sence I had him. S. Conkrite had some pupps last
-week &amp; I must go up. They may be all spoken for
-thow. Must get som supplys &amp; som backake ointmint.
-Hell I broke my pipe. Wether breeding
-clouds in the west tonite as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 12th</em>—A sorel mare was stolen by 2 men &amp;
-a buggy Tuesday nite from Ed Baxter who had just
-bote the mare. They caught these men over 18
-miles off on the Hickery Top Road &amp; they are now
-locked in jale. He was down at evening to see how
-I was &amp; to get some eggs. The sherif &amp; a possy was
-what nabbed the theves. I hear from Ed that Henry
-Clay died last June &amp; that a chese facktory &amp; brick
-kill are to be bilt neare West Crick. I fore see a
-church next. This country is geting too much setled
-up. Thares too dam meney pepil. It rained som
-today but cleared at noon. Ed had a lot of noos.
-He went off home by bugg lite about 9. He kep me
-up. I rite this on the 13th.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 14</em>—A wolf has ben on this iland frequent
-&amp; has ben after chickins &amp; eny thing he can get. I
-set a trapp &amp; he turned it over &amp; got the bate evry
-time. Last nite I set it botom sid up &amp; he turned
-it over &amp; I got that cuss. He did not kno the trapp
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_87'>87</span>was botom upwards &amp; he was astonished. You can
-not fool much with your uncle Josiah. Som drizzel
-in the air tonite &amp; som colder. It is geting into fall
-all rite. I kno whare 2 bee trees are. Your uncle
-has them spotted. Thare will be honey heare in
-about a week. You Bet.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 17th</em>—The merkery took a sudden jump &amp;
-it is hot as July &amp; August. I slep out on the grass
-last nite. A good mush mellin in the shade is a fine
-thing now. Conkrite &amp; Baxter com yesterdy when
-I was not within &amp; left a buckett they borowed Saturday
-to take down the river. I must put a date
-on that for its the first thing they ever brought
-back.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 20th</em>—I got a cubb bear that was 1–2 in &amp;
-1–2 out of a bee tree after honey &amp; got him home
-well chained with a colar. I got about 60 lbs honey.
-This was yesterdy &amp; the day befoar. The animil
-eats well &amp; acts tame but scared. I name him Jim
-Crow.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 21st</em>—S. Conkrite &amp; Ed Baxter &amp; Wife com
-today to see how I was &amp; to see if I got eny honey
-yet. They are rite on skedule. Also they wanted
-to borro som small shot &amp; to get som fouls. Ed’s
-wife made beleve she was scared of the bear.
-Probly so Ed would save her from it. Conkrite says
-he got a wild catt over to the swamp that was 37
-inches tip to tip. I got one 40 inches last winter
-that I spoke nuthing of. Mine was a feerce animil.
-Conkrite blows a good dele. The pupp I got from
-Conkrite houls all the time &amp; has et his hed off up
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_88'>88</span>to date. Jim Crow got a peice of the pupp yesterdy
-when he got neare. The pupp tried to bite Conkrite
-&amp; I think this shows he was treated bad at home.
-I asked Conkrite about pork for winter pikel but
-he semes to think my place is whare money dripps
-off the roof &amp; shakes out of the trees. At killing
-time it will be diferent. Ed Baxter says he has
-dug a deeper well. His other he says is full of
-mushrats that com for watter in dry spell in July
-to qwench their thirst &amp; now living thare. I tell
-him to sett &amp; fish for them with a pole. It is now
-8 P.M. &amp; your uncle is reddy for his blankett.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 25th</em>—I went after supplys. Old Josiah now
-has plenty of evrything. Thare is Backake Remedy
-Foot Ointmint Magick oil for Stif Joints &amp; Pain
-Killer &amp; 2 kinds of Bitters &amp; Sistom Tonick &amp; pills
-both blue &amp; pink. I got Condition Powders for
-chickins if sick. I got som tobaco black as Egipt
-for those who com to borro. It is strong enough
-so you can pull nales with it. I got all they had
-and some candels. Jim Crow is well &amp; he likes all
-swete things. I got Jim som stripped candy 3 sticks.
-The Pacific Ocean was discovered in 1513 by my
-almanack on this day. Funy they missed it befoar.
-When I com by Ed Baxter’s place last nite the boat
-that used to be mine got loose &amp; com along down
-with me. I find certain marks on it that I will show
-Ed. I reckonize my own boat &amp; it now seeks its
-home. A drizzel of mosture as I rite. I tended to
-a lot of bisness today. Conkrite says the Sistom
-Tonick I ben buying is loaded but does not say what
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_89'>89</span>with. He says mix a lot of pump watter with it &amp;
-not take to much or darkness will com.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 28th</em>—The wether stays moist. Today in
-1828 in the almanack the sultan proceeds to the
-Turkish Camp with the sacred standard. Probly
-stole from som whare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Sept. 29th</em>—These cold stormy drizzels may bring
-in a few ducks. Would like som ducks. Moon full
-last nite but not sene.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 1st</em>—Sept. was a quere month without much
-wether other way. Oct. now opens clear with frost
-that nipped the vines last nite. Had the pupp out
-for a run on rabbitts. His nose is good &amp; he may
-learn. I never sene a good dog that com from S.
-Conkrite’s yet. Was down to the marsh yesterdy
-&amp; meney noo rat houses. They are bilding thick &amp;
-high &amp; this menes a hard winter &amp; high watter in
-the spring. All sines say a hard winter. Snipe are
-skitting around &amp; thare is a lot of mudd hens &amp;
-loons in the marsh. 2 deer swum the marsh &amp; dove
-into the timber. They kno when Old Josiah has
-got a gunn &amp; when he left it home. Sam Green &amp;
-his friend Wasson com in a boat tonite to see how
-I was &amp; to get som honey. The pupp bit Wasson.
-Tally 1 for the pupp. These men also wanted to
-borro tobaco. Gave them som of the black. I tell
-them smoaking that kind makes me strong.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 6th</em>—Stormed &amp; I stade in. Conkrite com
-in the rain to see how I was &amp; to borro powder &amp;
-see if I had eny thing in my medicins for boils. He
-says he com yesterdy &amp; nocked but I was not within.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_90'>90</span>I was then in the woods traning the pupp. His
-noos is Ed Baxter claims he has 2 twins that com
-erly this morning &amp; I bet they look like young mushrats.
-He spoke of pork but old Josiah is keaping
-prety still until after the snow flys. He says of
-Ed’s twins they are both boys &amp; red hedded.
-Thares too meney Baxters now. S. C. Says them 2
-twins will be named James &amp; John.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 12th</em>—In the full of the moon &amp; on a frosty
-nite your uncle Josiah goes after coons &amp; I note this
-down. It will be the 27th if nite is clear. I notis
-Columbus landed today in the almanack in 1492. He
-was the first of the forriners.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 18th</em>—Nuthing happened sence the 12th, but
-last nite a killing frost &amp; today a swizzel of rain
-&amp; sleat with N.W. Wind. This will bring down
-ducks &amp; gese. Stade in today &amp; clened up shot gunn
-&amp; rifel &amp; all trapps. Saw to all aminition. Evrything
-all fixed up as I rite. Put all potattoes &amp;
-vegitibels in sod celer &amp; evrything all tite up to
-date. Cleared off som today &amp; som ducks are coming
-&amp; som gese are in the sky. Unusual wether for
-Oct. Gese honks all nite long as I slept. This was
-last nite. I got 25 lbs tobaco in the sod celer too.
-When I need tobaco this winter I kno whare som is.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 19</em>—Blowing strong from N.W. Rain &amp;
-sleat. Sky all speckeled with ducks &amp; gese. They
-are coming in slews now. Gese honk all nite can
-not sleep. Active wether will come rite along now.
-No more lofing for your uncle Josiah. He gets on
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_91'>91</span>his sheap skin coat now. Take notis. He is in the
-field.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 20–21–22–23–24–25</em>—I ben busy all this time.
-Josiah is around with a gunn. He makes fethers
-fly &amp; he fetches in the birds. Fine gese &amp; duck
-wether. The marsh is black with them evry morning
-at sunup. The Irish Rebelion was on the 23rd
-of this month in 1641. They begun coming heare
-then.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 30th</em>—Duck &amp; Gese wether has stoped &amp;
-ingun sumer is upon us. I fore saw this. They
-are around som whare but shooting is poor. No
-duck &amp; gese wether for a while yet. I stoped at S.
-Conkrite’s. I got to hav pork, but he said nuthing
-of pork &amp; neither did your uncle Josiah. He has
-9 squeeling around all fat in good condition.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Oct. 31st</em>—This has ben a remarkabel month &amp;
-changabel at times as almanack predicted. Jim
-Crow is well. He has et well. I see hevy bunches
-of cloudds in west that I fore see will breed duck
-&amp; gese wether as I rite. I notis in my almanack
-that meney thousans of pepil died of sickness in
-India at this time of the yeare in 1724. Thare is
-too many pepil. No sickness heare much at eny
-time. This is a helthy section only 3 died in 5
-yeares. I see deer are around.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 2nd</em>—Althow a stormy day Ed Baxter com
-in P.M. to see how I was &amp; to get honey &amp; som
-tobaco if I hed eny. He told all the noos of them 2
-twins James &amp; John &amp; you would think nobody ever
-had eny befoar. It is all about them 2 red heds
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_92'>92</span>all the time how they et &amp; how they are smart &amp;
-how much they way. All the branes in the country
-are setled in James &amp; John. He says he will bring
-them &amp; show me. They must be som site &amp; I will
-be struck blind in 1 eye probly. You would think
-the world had com to the end in them 2 &amp; they was
-Danl Webstor. Thare was an awful famin in Italy
-in the yeare 450 when parents et their children.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 3rd</em>—Lite snow bust in the nite &amp; I found
-bear traks all around this morning. Som friend com
-to see Jim Crow probly. The pupp now sleeps
-with Jim in the dog house &amp; he howld in the nite.
-Som rain sputtering as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 4th</em>—Roring wind from the North today. A
-hevy sky &amp; sleat. I notis meney duck flocks &amp; gese.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I will be busy now rite along. Must get a deer.
-A little venzon rite now would be fine. Your uncle
-Josiah has apitite for som.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 6th</em>—Got a buck rite on the iland. They will
-go poking their heds in the window to get shot if
-I dont watch out. This was yesterdy. Jim Crow
-is loose now &amp; spends time mostly on the roof &amp;
-up the cottonwood. He was in the chickins Tuesday
-nite &amp; today he was in the house &amp; upsett things.
-Might as well be a horse loose in the house. Must
-put him back on chain. If you want to keap busy
-you want to keap a bear. He is a quere cuss &amp;
-probly smells the honey. She still blows &amp; tomorro
-I go for ducks. Wish I had all the lead I spattered
-around on that marsh in my time. Must have raised
-the watter som.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_93'>93</span><em>Nov. 7–8–9–10–11–12</em>—Was on the marsh all these
-days &amp; tired at nite. Wether lite winds &amp; drizzeley.
-No finer duck &amp; gese wether ever sene. Your uncle
-was among them &amp; he shook them loose. I com in
-wet tonite &amp; must sett around a while. I see traks
-showing sombody has ben heare. Probly Conkrite
-or Ed Baxter to see how I was &amp; to borro somthing
-&amp; tell me of them 2 twins. Must wrap up in my
-blankett &amp; take som strong medicin. I got a cold
-&amp; I got wether pains. Will stay in &amp; rite in my
-wether book. On Nov. 9th in 1837 the quene of
-England dined at Guildhall. Good meal probly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 13</em>—When your uncle Josiah takes medicin
-he doses up. I took 4 kinds today &amp; kep my feet
-hot with my watter jug. I got a good fire. Storms
-hevy outside but that does not hurt me eny. I read
-all it says on all my medicin botles &amp; I can get
-nuthing they will not cure. I got Jim Crow &amp; the
-pupp in the house for company now. They sleep
-mostly. When they awake they make troubel. I
-fore see that these animils must be put out.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 14th</em>—Somthing I took yesterdy or last nite
-has helped som. I slep well. Probly it was 1 of
-the bitters. Snow prevales outside &amp; she falls hevy
-as I rite. I put Jim &amp; the pupp out. Thare was
-too meney in the house. Jim has got honey coam
-&amp; the pupp has got bones in the dog house so they
-are hapy. Nobody could want more than that unless
-they are crazy about money.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 15–16–17</em>—I stade within mostly on these
-days. We are having a spell of wether. My bitters
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_94'>94</span>&amp; my Sistom Tonick are most gone but I still got
-plenty of 2 kinds that I take internal &amp; 3 kinds to
-rub on. Wolves howl around a good dele at nite.
-I keap my sasafras tea het up rite along but the
-bitters do most of the work. They are strong stuff
-&amp; have som get app to them. Sky is full of ducks
-&amp; gese do a lot of honking over the house. Probly
-to twitch me while I cant get out. Your uncle feals
-som beter but he is wise. He will not go out too
-soon. It would be beter for som body to go that
-would not be so much loss.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 18</em>—S. Conkrite com today to see how I was
-&amp; wanted to trade me a nice fat hogg for Jim Crow
-&amp; I done this. Jim is geting a litle sassy &amp; Conkrite’s
-will be a good place for him. Will now hav
-pork to put in pikel &amp; to smoak. He is to kill the
-pork &amp; bring it &amp; after that is to take Jim home.
-I fore see that Jim will make troubel. I am up &amp;
-around all rite now. Must go after supplys of
-bitters &amp; Sistom Tonick soon &amp; I must get a chese.
-A smitch of chese helps out a meal. Looks wethery
-tonite &amp; snow probabel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 19th</em>—S. Conkrite com today with the pork
-&amp; it is good pork. We fixed a crate to put Jim Crow
-in &amp; he made a lot of fuss. Them 2 looked funy
-going off in the boat. Cold &amp; freezing som &amp; ducks
-&amp; gese have lit out. Thare are deer around thow.
-I made soft soap today.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 20th</em>—Ed Baxter com in P.M. to see how I
-was &amp; to hang som meat in my smoak house. When
-he sene the soft soap he wanted to borro som.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_95'>95</span>Probly to wash them red hedded twins. S. Conkrite
-also com at evening &amp; Sam Green &amp; Wasson
-all with pork to smoak. I got lots of friends. My
-pork must pikel a while befoar it smoaks but I got
-to fire up the smoak house now for these men’s
-pork. They all like this because its something for
-them. Ed told a lot about them twins. Thare has
-never ben such twins. Conkrite’s noos is Jim Crow
-got away. The traks stade around the chickins a
-while &amp; then went to the woods whare fethers were
-found. Lite sift of snow to nite. The Cape of
-Good Hope was doubled in the almanack today in
-1497. Quere they wanted 2 capes thare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 21st</em>—Jim Crow was up the cottonwood this
-morning when I went out. Him &amp; the pupp are now
-in the dog house. Conkrite will probly com after
-Jim. She snows &amp; blows hevy as I rite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 23rd</em>—My smoak house is well knone. Pete
-Quagno &amp; 2 other inguns com today to see about
-puting things in it but I tell them I want to kno
-what they are. They say all sines show a hard
-winter coming. No danger of them inguns stealing
-my soft soap. Your uncle Josiah is now all well
-&amp; feals fine. He was all over the iland today. He
-could pull up a tree or kick the chimbly off the house
-if it had to be. I notis too meney small animil
-tracks on the iland &amp; I will now tend to these. The
-pupp is fine &amp; he now goes with me. Lite snow
-last nite &amp; I see a wild catt has ben across and I
-would like to get his fur.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 25th</em>—Yesterdy I stade within with my medicins
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_96'>96</span>as I did not feal so well. I got a stummick
-misry. Conkrite was down &amp; took Jim Crow back
-today. I do not think Jim likes Conkrite. He tried
-to get a peice out of Conkrite when they was in the
-boat. Me &amp; Jim always got along all rite. Snow
-is faling.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 26–27–28</em>—Snows all the time now. She dont
-know when to quit. My almanack says G. Washington
-crossed the deleware Nov. 28th. It missed saying
-what yeare but he got whare he wanted to go.
-Moon was full on the 26th but not sene.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 29th</em>—S. Conkrite com with som meat to
-smoak today &amp; it looks like bear meat. I fear Jim
-Crow is now in the smoak house. That man knos
-nuthing of how to keap pets. I was off in the
-woods when Conkrite com but I kno it is Jim all
-rite. He was a fine bear &amp; affecksionet. I wish
-Conkrite had his dam pork back &amp; I had Jim Crow.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Nov. 30th</em>—That meat is not Jim at all for Jim
-is back &amp; up the cottonwood this morning. He did
-not want to com down but him &amp; the pupp are in
-the dog house as I rite. Jim likes it around heare.
-Mackarel sky tonite &amp; changing wether probabel.
-Nov. a remarkabel month all through.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 1–2–3–4–5–6</em>—I ben fealing porly now som time
-with the misry in my stummick. Tried som of all
-my internal medicins &amp; feal som beter today. Hav
-rubbed my Rumatiziam with Pain Killer &amp; took
-pills both blue &amp; pink that are for liver complaint.
-Poor old Tike was sick too. I gave him the box
-of condition powders I got in the fall for the chickins
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_97'>97</span>but he quit that nite. This was on Saturday the
-4th. The powders may not hav kep well or maybe
-not good for a dog. I lost my best friend. Bad
-wether now. I think animils should have no medicin
-at all of eny kind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 7th</em>—Ed Baxter com today to see how I was
-&amp; to get his smoaked pork. I promis to take Christmas
-diner with Ed &amp; Wife. I must take presents
-for James &amp; John. Likely a buckett of soft soap
-will be good for them 2. Looks gusty &amp; snowy tonite.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 8th</em>—S. Conkrite &amp; Green &amp; his friend Wasson
-all com to see how I was today &amp; get their
-smoaked stuff. Conkrite says would like me to
-keap Jim Crow a while longer for he is too meney
-up to his place. This I will do for Jim &amp; me get
-along fine. Jim went up the cottonwood when he
-sene Conkrite. Thares too meney smoak houses
-on this iland &amp; too much smoaking going on for
-other pepil. Snow storm slanting from the north
-west &amp; drifting som as I rite. I fore saw this last
-nite. I think Conkrite is the one that is too meney
-up to his place instid of Jim Crow. I got wether
-pains in both back &amp; legs now.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 9th</em>—Now she snows. Big drifts. Can not
-see dog house from window. I now got Jim Crow
-&amp; the pupp in the house. My wether pains som
-worse. Must stay in my blankett.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 10th</em>—A soft thaw has come on sudden. A
-warm sun prevales &amp; evrything all slushy. Good
-wether for wet feet. Your uncle still stays within.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 12th</em>—Both S. Conkrite &amp; Ed Baxter com
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_98'>98</span>today &amp; brought me a new almanack for next yeare.
-This is the first time they ever com that it was not
-somthing for them. They said I don litle favers for
-them &amp; they would like to make me this litle present.
-This all shows that if you keap being good to pepil
-all your life some day they will bring you a nice
-litle almanack. Probly they will want somthing next
-trip. I gave them som Sistom Tonick &amp; they liked
-that. Ed Spoke of them 2 twins &amp; they are both
-well &amp; awful smart. He asked if my smoak house
-was still in good working order &amp; if my hens ben laying
-well lately &amp; if I had plenty of potattoes on
-hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 13th</em>—Them 2 inguns that come heare last
-with Pete Quagno &amp; his squa com today &amp; their
-noos is that Pete &amp; his squa are both sick &amp; wanted
-tobaco. I sent Pete 2 pink pills. Them 2 inguns
-wanted me to send Pete &amp; his squa a big lot of
-tobaco by them but they did not know that your
-uncle Josiah was setting around smoaking befoar
-eny of them was born.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 14th</em>—Last nite I read in my noo almanack.
-I notis it predicts worse wether for next yeare.
-Storms &amp; Tempests will prevale with intense frosts
-probabel at times, but thare will be much changabel
-wether &amp; meney meteors that will betoken war.
-Thare will be awful winds on Parts of the Earth.
-In the back are som Prophesies made by the Seventh
-Son, which I copy down. He says thare will be wars
-and rumours of wars &amp; Turbulence &amp; Teror will
-apear on evry hand &amp; cloudds of darkest hue will
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_99'>99</span>hang over the World in the East. Fires will abound
-&amp; Tumults &amp; Bloodshed &amp; Plots &amp; Uprores in som
-Nations. Subject Pepils will turn &amp; bite the hoof
-that holds them down. A certain Luckless King
-may loose his hed &amp; something may hapen to the
-Pope. Armed Men may march to &amp; fro &amp; meney will
-be smitten to the Dust. Blood will be shed in Ireland.
-Tyrants will shake their Rods &amp; the Torch
-of Discord will be hurled in Crimea. The Couch of
-Mortality will be spred &amp; meney pepil will die during
-the yeare. Low Moans of the Oppressed will
-be heard in Italy. It is all bad noos in the almanack
-for next yeare. The 7th Son predicts that Flocks
-of Boobies will assale the TRUTHS OF PROPHESY.
-He predicts no troubels for eny whare around
-here. Your uncle Josiah is in out of the wet.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 15th</em>—Sam Green com &amp; says his friend Wasson
-is sick &amp; wants som medicin. I give him som
-of each kind but I ought to see the simptoms. Wasson
-does not kno what ales him but my medicin will
-probly fix him up. He probly has stummick complaint.
-Stedy freezing wether now.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 16–17–18</em>—Evrything is froze tite &amp; so is the
-pump. I ben out on trips &amp; I think one ear is froze.
-I tended to a lot of bisness. I got supplys &amp; same
-kind of almanack for next yeare that I ben having.
-I notis the predictions in it are not half so bad as
-the one that was fetched for the litle present by
-Conkrite. He probly wanted to scare me into
-the woods. I notis he keaps the same kind I do
-&amp; he gave me the other. I stopped at his place
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_100'>100</span>today &amp; I saw Green &amp; Wasson &amp; J. Podnutt thare.
-Wasson got well. Those were all good medicins I
-sent. Their noos is timber theves are at it again
-down the river. Wasson hunts down thare &amp; he
-wants us all to form a possy and chase them out of
-the country but your uncle chases nuthing these days
-he does not want. I tell them the owners must be
-notified. I do not know what them old mud turkels
-talk about all the time up to Conkrite’s. I got som
-candy for Jim Crow &amp; I paid Conkrite for his pork
-at a low price &amp; Jim is now mine again. Jim is
-good company if you kno how to get along with a
-bear. I got a noo medicin. Instant Relief for Internal
-Disorders. Will try on sombody that coms
-to see how I am &amp; to borro medicin. It looks like a
-good remedy. This has ben an active day.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 20</em>—Think I got som cold on my trip Saturdy.
-Am taking the noo remedy but do not yet kno
-what it will cure. I notis that 2 things that are on
-the wrapper I am troubeled with. Big snow storm
-now going on.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 21–22–23–24</em>—Your uncle Josiah has felt prety
-poorly for these 4 days. Hav taken my medicins
-stedy. Think I am now beter. Must go to Baxter’s
-tomorro. Wether clear &amp; cold.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 26th</em>—I took diner up at Baxter’s &amp; it was a
-good diner. We had chickin fixings &amp; cooked appels
-&amp; a grate dele of other things &amp; pie of all kinds. I
-took the chickins up. We talked &amp; smoaked &amp; in
-P.M. Ed got his fiddel out &amp; playd hoppy tunes
-on it. A string was busted but he done well with
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_101'>101</span>the rest. I got along fine with them 2 twins. Their
-parents hav a lot of plesure with them babys. I
-had them on my lap &amp; it took me back to when I
-had 2 litle boys that did not kno beter than to like
-to be around with their pa. I wish I had them litle
-boys back now. They grew up &amp; went away probly
-looking for beter friends. It is lonesom heare on
-the iland with them &amp; their mother all gone; once
-in a while I find somthing around they playd with
-&amp; things their mother had &amp; them things are what
-I got left. I must hav the Baxters down heare next
-Chrismas if I am around. I will cetch them twins
-some young rabbitts when they get old enough &amp;
-som young mudturkels &amp; pollywoggs to play with
-like I used to do. Full moon at nite on my way
-back to the iland &amp; them 2 litle boys was asleep
-when I left.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 27–28–29–30</em>—I ben too sick to rite in my
-wether book.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><em>Dec. 31st</em>—This was the last day of the yeare &amp;
-whatever hapened is now all over. It is awful cold
-&amp; still outside &amp; once in a while I heare frost cracking
-in the woods. The yeare is now coming to its
-end in a few minits. It is prety late for me to be
-around but I am waiting for the old clock to strike
-12. Maybe next yeare at this time I will be asleep.
-It is awful lonesom heare tonite &amp; I wish I had my
-folks around or if them 2 litle boys was only heare
-or sombody. Maybe tomorro sombody will com. I
-notis by the looking glass that the old man’s hed is
-prety white. He has ben frosted som. He now
-goes into his blankett for the yeare ends as he rites.</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_105'>105</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>V<br /> <span class='large'>TIPTON POSEY’S STORE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>The unpretentious building stood just back
-from the road, near the end of “Bundy’s
-Bridge.” It was a lonely looking structure,
-for there were no near neighbors. Its sustenance
-was drawn from a thinly populated region, but its
-location made it easy of access from many miles
-around.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The winding thoroughfare that led over the decrepit
-bridge was an ancient Indian trail that, like
-the other cherished possessions of the red man,
-had been merged into the economies of his white
-brothers.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The plashing waters of the river lulled the ear
-with gentle tumult. They sighed softly under the
-old bridge, rippled against the decayed abutments
-with a dirge-like rhythm, and spread out in little
-swirls and scrolls over the tapering sand bar below.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the hot summer forenoons barefooted
-boys in fragmentary costume appeared on the structure
-from unknown sources. They rested long cane
-fish poles along the side rails, and watched for the
-corks to bob that floated on the lazy current. They
-soon disrobed and remained naked the rest of the
-day, making frequent trips into the river, where
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_106'>106</span>they wallowed along the muddy margin and
-splashed in the shallow water.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The agile sun burned bodies, and the shouts of the
-noisy happy crew, gave a touch of vibrant life and
-human interest to the melancholy old bridge.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When night came the scant raiment was gathered
-up and the slender strings of small bull-heads and
-sun-fish—a meager spoil if judged from a material
-standpoint—were carried proudly away on the dusty
-road. Emperors—and particularly one of them—might
-well envy their innocence and happiness as
-they faded away into the twilight.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Lofty elms, big sycamores and bass-woods, interlaced
-with wild grape vines, shaded the approach
-to the bridge, and fringed the gently sloping banks
-of the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The store was a remnant of the past. When it
-was built, about sixty years ago, the location seemed
-to offer alluring prospects. While the expected
-town did not materialize in the vicinity of the bridge,
-the store had done a thriving business, before the
-railroads crossed the river country, and after the
-old trail was graded. Few of the frequent travelers
-along the road had failed to stop and contribute
-more or less to its prosperity. The trappers from
-up and down the river sold their pelts and obtained
-supplies there, some of which consisted of very raw
-edged liquor, that they often claimed ate holes in
-their stockings. Much of it had never enjoyed the
-society of a revenue stamp, but as stamps affected
-neither the flavor or the hitting quality of the goods,
-nobody ever inquired into these things.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_106_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Tipton Posey</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_107'>107</span>The merciless years changed the fortunes of the
-place, and it was now in an atmosphere of decay.
-It was a gray unpainted two story affair, with a
-wooden awning over a broad platform in front,
-along the outer edge of which hung a small squeaky
-sign:</p>
-
-<div class='box'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c014'>
- <div>TIPTON POSEY</div>
- <div>GENERAL MERCHANDISE</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>It was the general loafing place of the old muskrat
-trappers and pot hunters—known as “river
-rats,”—and old settlers, whose principal asset was
-spare time, but everybody for miles around came
-occasionally to “keep track o’ what’s goin’ on,”
-and to exchange the gossip of the river country.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey, the jovial and philosophic proprietor, who
-lived upstairs, was a sympathetic member of the
-motley gatherings. He was utilized in countless
-ways. He acted as stakeholder and referee when
-bets were made on disputed matters of fact, delivered
-verbal messages, and always had the latest
-news. He was a good natured, ruddy faced old fellow,
-with an eccentric moustache that curled in at
-one corner of his mouth, and seemed to be trying
-to make its escape on the other side. He seldom
-wore a hat and his gray hair stood up like a flare
-over his high forehead.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_108'>108</span>The confused stock of goods included a little of
-everything that any reasonable human being would
-want to buy, and lots of things that nobody could
-ever have any sane use for. Those who were unreasonable
-could always get what they wanted by
-waiting a week or two, for “Tip” declared that he
-would draw upon the resources of the civilized world
-through the mails, if necessary, to accommodate his
-customers.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey was reliable in everything except regular
-attendance. He “opened store” spasmodically in
-the morning, and closed it “whenever they was
-nobody ’round” at night. When his life-long friend,
-Bill Stiles, was unavailable as a substitute guardian
-he often locked up and left a notice on the door indicating
-when he would return. I once found one
-reading: “Gone off—back Monday.” It was
-Wednesday and it had been there since Saturday.
-Various lead pencil comments had been inscribed on
-the misleading notice by facetious visitors, among
-them “Liar!” “What Monday?” “Sober up!”
-“Stranger called to buy a hundred dollars’ worth
-of goods and found nobody home.” “The sheriff
-has been here looking for you twice,” and several
-other notations calculated to annoy the delinquent.
-Sometimes the notice would simply read “Gone off,”
-which, in connection with the fact that the door was
-locked, was convincing to the most obtuse observer.
-Tip usually found a fringe of patient customers and
-assorted loiterers sitting along the edge of the platform,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_109'>109</span>discussing the burning questions of the day,
-when he returned.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the shooting seasons he spent much time
-on the marsh down the river. Orders were stuck
-under the door, and during his brief and uncertain
-visits to the store, he filled them and left the goods
-in a locked wooden box in the rear, to which a few
-favored customers had duplicate keys.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>While Tip’s affairs were not conducted on strictly
-commercial principles, he had no competition, and
-eventually did all the business there was to be done.
-“I git all the money they got, an’ nobody c’d do
-more’n that if they was here all the time,” he remarked,
-as he laid his gun and a bunch of bloody
-ducks on the platform and unlocked the door late
-one night, after several days’ absence. “I got ’em
-all trained now an’ they’d be spoiled if I took to
-bein’ here reg’lar.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were two “spare rooms” over the store,
-that were reached by a stairway on the outside of
-the building. I usually occupied one of them whenever
-I visited that part of the river. Bill Stiles slept
-in the other when he thought it was too dark for
-him to go home, or he was not in a condition to
-make the attempt. It was in use most of the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill was the <i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">genius loci</span></i>, and gave it a rich and
-mellow character, which it would have been difficult
-for Posey to sustain alone. He was a grizzled veteran
-of the marshes. For many years he had lived
-in a tumble-down shack on “Huckleberry Island.”
-He trapped muskrats and mink over a wide area in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_110'>110</span>the winter, and shot ducks and geese for the market
-in the spring and fall. When the fur harvests began
-to fail, and the game laws became oppressive,
-he concluded that he was getting too old to work,
-and was too much alone in the world. He moved
-up the river and built a new shack on “Watermelon
-Bend,” which was within easy walking distance
-from the store, where he could usually find plenty
-of congenial company when he wanted it. Here he
-had become a fixture.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Out of the ample fund of his experience, flavored
-and garnished by the rich and inexhaustible fertility
-of an imagination, that at times was almost uncanny,
-had come tales of early life on the river and marshes
-that had enthralled the loiterers at the store. They
-shared the shade of the awning with him during the
-hot summer days, and surrounded the big bellied
-wood stove in the dingy interior during the winter
-days and evenings when “they was nothin’ doin’”
-anywhere else in the region, and listened with rapt
-interest to his reminiscences. Any expression of
-incredulity met with crushing rebuke. “I didn’t
-notice that you was there at the time,” he would
-remark with asperity. “If you wasn’t, that’ll be
-all from you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The muskrat colonies still left along the river,
-and out on the marshy areas, were often drawn
-upon by adventurous youngsters, solely for the purpose
-of “seein’ Bill skin ’em.” Clusters of the unfortunates
-were brought by their tails and laid on
-the store platform. The old man would look the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_111'>111</span>crowd over patronizingly, take his “ripper” from
-his pocket, and, with a few dexterous strokes, perform
-feats of pelt surgery that made the tyros gasp
-with admiration.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I skun six hundred an’ forty-eight rats once’t,
-in five hours, that I’d caught on Muckshaw Lake the
-night before,” was Bill’s invariable remark after
-he had finished his grewsome performance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The adulation of these small audiences was the
-glow that illumined his declining days.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When I first met the old man years ago, he was
-engaged in writing his autobiography, and at last
-accounts he was still at it. His shack and the little
-room over the store had gradually become literary
-temples. His complicated manuscripts and notes
-were kept in an old black satchel of once shiny oil
-cloth, that he called his “war bag.” On its side was
-the roughly lettered inscription: “HISTORIC
-CRONICELS—STILES.” He carried it back and
-forth between his abodes with much solicitude. During
-the many evenings I spent with him, he would
-frequently extract its contents and read aloud in
-the dim light of a kerosene lamp. He often paused
-and looked over the rims of his spectacles, with
-animation in his gray eyes, when he came to passages
-that he deemed of special importance. The
-masses of foolscap contained records that were only
-intelligible to the writer. His grammar and spelling
-were hopelessly bad, his methods of compilation
-were baffling, and his penmanship was mystic, but
-his collection of facts and near-facts was prodigious.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_112'>112</span>He took long reflective rests between the periods of
-active composition. They were deathless chronicles
-in the sense that they seemed to be without end, and
-they appeared to become more and more deathless
-as he proceeded.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The first two or three hundred pages were what
-Bill called a “Backfire Chapter.” It began with
-the Creative Dawn, and was a general historical
-résumé down to the time of his appearance on earth.
-It skipped lightly over the great events, that loom
-like mountain peaks in the world’s history and tower
-away into the receding centuries. When he came to
-the Deluge he got lost among Noah’s animals for
-awhile and floundered hopelessly for adjectives. It
-was impossible to enumerate and describe all of
-them, but he did the best he could. Through a maze
-of wars and falling empires, he got Columbus to
-America. The Republic was established, and civilization
-finally flowered with the birth of Bill Stiles,
-A.D., 1836. From the dawn of time to the rocking
-of Bill’s cradle was a far cry, but his annals included
-what he considered the essential features of that
-dark period.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In addition to a vast amount of matter of purely
-personal interest, the work was designed to accurately
-record the happenings in the river country
-during Bill’s lifetime.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Much of his material was collected at the store.
-The year that Bundy’s Bridge was built, and the
-ferry ceased operations, was shrouded in historic
-gloom. Five times the year had been changed in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_113'>113</span>the chronicles, for five eminent authorities differed
-as to the date, and each of them had at one time or
-another succeeded in impressing Bill. He seemed
-confident of all his other facts. The other bridges
-had given him no trouble.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was no question in his mind as to when
-the Pottowattomies were relieved of their lands and
-forcibly removed from the country, or when the
-camp of horse thieves on Grape Island was broken
-up.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a tale of another band of horse thieves,
-whose secret retreat was on an island in the middle
-of a big lake of soft muck several miles south of
-the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The one route of access to it was a concealed
-sand bar known only to the outlaws. The unsavory
-crew collected their plunder on the island, where
-the pilfered beasts were cared for, and their
-markings changed with various dyes. In due time
-they smuggled them away in the darkness to distant
-markets. They once captured a too curious
-preacher, who was looking for his horse, and kept
-him in durance vile for several months. The expounder
-of the gospels labored so faithfully in that
-seemingly hopeless vineyard that the blasé bandits
-were finally “purified by the word of the Lord, gave
-up their dark practices, made restitution, and ever
-after lived model lives.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a record of a mighty flood that drowned
-out everything and everybody, ran over the top of
-the bridge and carried part of it away, and following
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_114'>114</span>this were notations of approximate dates of
-sundry happenings—when the gang of counterfeiters
-that dwelt in Pinkamink Marsh were caught and
-“sent up”—the year that Bill killed a blue goose on
-“Boiler Slough”—when the tornado blew all of the
-water out of the river at “Ox Bow Bend” and left
-the channel bare for half an hour, and the year that
-“forty-six thousand rat skins was took off Shelby
-Marsh.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A page was devoted to a reign of terror that
-lasted several weeks in 1877. For five nights an
-awful roar had come out of “Bull Snake Bayou.”
-The mystery was never explained, but Bill thought
-that the noise had been produced by a “whiffmatick”
-or a “hodad” that had come down with the
-spring flood, lost its way, and was shedding horns
-or scales in the vine-clad thickets.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The births, weddings and deaths of all the old settlers
-were carefully recorded, and many of their exploits
-detailed at length. There was an account of
-the capture of Hank Butts and his illicit still by the
-revenue officers, the failure of the jury to convict,
-owing to the reputations of the culprit’s two sons
-as dead shots, and the story of Hank’s death in a
-feather bed, with his boots on, when he went to visit
-a city relative and blew out the gas a few months
-later.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill’s experience with a “cattymount” was related
-with much detail. He had encountered it in
-the woods when he was young, and had spent two
-days and nights in a tree, living on crackers, plug
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_115'>115</span>tobacco, and a bottle of sage tea that he fortunately
-happened to have with him. The animal’s foot had
-been shattered by Bill’s only bullet and this prevented
-it from going into the foliage after him.
-The captive had chewed up over a pound of the
-plug and had carefully aimed the resulting juices
-at the baleful eye-balls that gleamed below him at
-night, hoping to blind his besieger. When the supply
-of this ammunition was exhausted the animal’s
-eyes were still bright, although Bill had scored
-many body hits and had decidedly changed the general
-color of his enemy.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hunger finally compelled the savage beast to beat
-a retreat and the situation was relieved. The “cattymount”
-had evidently increased in size with the
-succeeding years, for in the manuscript its estimated
-length had been twice corrected with a pen,
-the last figures being the highest. Bill added that
-he had killed this “fierce an’ formidable animal”
-later, and that “its skin was taken east.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Somewhere among the confused piles was the tale
-of the last voyage of the little stern-wheel steamer,
-“Morning Star” to the ferry, under command of
-“Cap’n Sink.” She had come up from the Illinois
-river, and the falling waters had left her stranded
-for a week on a sand bar. Her doughty commander
-paced the deck and blistered it with profanity. He
-swore by nine gods that he never again would go
-above “Corkscrew Bend,” that was so crooked that
-even the fish had sense enough to keep out of it.
-His vociferous impiety filtered intermittently
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_116'>116</span>through the green foliage that overhung the river,
-and desecrated the shadow-flecked aisles of the forest,
-until the Morning Star’s sister boat, the “Damfino,”
-came wheezing up stream. The unfortunate
-craft was pulled off the bar and navigation officially
-ended.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Reliable data was becoming scarce. Bill’s recollections
-were getting hazy. The old settlers, whose
-memories could be relied upon, were dying off, and
-the mists were absorbing his ascertainable facts,
-but, while life lasts the chronicles will go on, for
-Bill’s genius is not of the sort that admits defeat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There is much human history that might with
-profit be entombed in these humble archives, and
-its obscurity would be a blessing to those who made
-it. As the world grows older it finds less to respect
-in the dusty tomes that are filled with the story of
-human folly, selfishness and needless bloodshed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill and I were enjoying a quiet smoke on the
-store platform one July afternoon, and discussing
-his historical labors.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We’r livin’ in ter’ble times, an’ the things that’s
-happenin’ now mops ev’ry thing else offen the
-map,” he declared, as he refilled his cob pipe. “I
-see things in my paper ev’ry week that oughta
-be noted down in my history, but I’m pretty near
-eighty, an’ if I try to put ’em all in I’ll never git
-through. There’s too damn much goin’ on. They’r
-ditchin’ the river an’ hell’s to pay up above. They’r
-blastin’ in the woods with dinnymite, an’ some o’
-them ol’ codgers that lives in them shacks up above
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_117'>117</span>English Lake’ll be blown to kingdom come if they
-don’t watch out an’ duck. They better wake up an’
-come down stream. Say, d’ye see that damn cuss
-comin’ over the bridge? That’s Rat Hyatt, an’ I’m
-goin’ to jump ’im when ’e gits ’ere. He lost my dog
-I let ’im take. That feller’s no good, an’ ’e’s
-ripenin’ fer damnation.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Muskrat Hyatt” was a tall, raw-boned, keen-eyed
-ne’er-do-well sort of a fellow, who had hunted
-and trapped on the river for many years. He lived
-in an old house boat that had floated down stream
-during high water one spring, and got wedged in
-among some big trees in the woods, about half a
-mile above the bridge. He moved into it when the
-waters subsided and found it an agreeable abode.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I hope the owner never shows up,” remarked
-Rat, after I knew him. “I don’t think I’d like him.
-If the water ever gits that high ag’in an’ floats me
-off, I’m willin’ to go most anywheres in the old ark
-so long’s she don’t take a notion to go down an’
-roost on the bridge with me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He greeted us, with rather an embarrassed air,
-as he came up, and the old man spent considerable
-time in attempting to extract some definite information
-about “Spot.” Rat was evasive and unsatisfactory.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“They ain’t no more patheticker sight than to
-see some feller that sets an’ flaps ’is ears, an’ can’t
-answer nothin’ that’s asked ’im without tryin’ to
-chin about sump’n else all the time,” declared Bill.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_118'>118</span>“I don’t care nothin’ about its bein’ hot. I want
-to know where in hell my dog is.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That dog o’ your’n’s all right,” said Hyatt. “I
-reckon ’e’s off some’rs chas’n rabbits, an’ you
-needn’t do no worryin’. If anybody’s stole ’im you
-bet I’ll git ’im an’ the scalp o’ the feller with ’im.
-If ’e aint ’ere tomorrer I’ll take a look around. A
-dog like that can’t be kep’ hid long, an’ somebody’ll
-’ave seen ’im. He ain’t no fool, an’ if ’e’s shut up
-anywheres, you bet ’e’ll come back w’en ’e gits
-out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Well, you see that ’e gits out,” replied the old
-man with asperity. “I’m done havin’ heart disease
-ev’ry time I don’t see that dog w’en I go by your
-place, an’ I want ’im back where ’e b’longs. I
-didn’t give ’im to you, an’ if you don’t know where
-’e is you aint fit to have charge o’ no animal. This
-aint no small talk that I’m doin’. Its the summin’
-up o’ the court.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Spot was a well trained bird dog. Hyatt had borrowed
-him from the old man about two years before,
-and, as his facilities for taking care of him were
-much better than Bill was able to provide, the animal
-was allowed to remain at Hyatt’s house boat
-on indefinite leave. He slept under the rude bed
-and seemed much happier there than at home.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hyatt was now in rather a delicate position. The
-dog had not been seen in the neighborhood for over
-a week. An old trapper had come down the river
-in a canoe and stopped for an hour or so at the
-house boat. He announced his intention of leaving
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_119'>119</span>the country forever, and was on his way to the Illinois
-where he hoped to find enough muskrats to
-occupy his remaining days. He wanted a good quail
-dog, and, after much jockeying, had acquired Spot
-in exchange for a repeating rifle and a box of cartridges.
-The dog was tied in the front end of the
-canoe and departed with his new owner. Hyatt had
-an abiding faith that Spot would return in a few
-days, and that the stranger would be too far away
-down stream to want to buffet the strong current to
-get him back.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The dog’s homing instinct had proved reliable
-heretofore, as he had been sold several times under
-similar conditions, and was now regarded as a possible
-source of steady income by his thrifty guardian.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hyatt was careful not to sell the animal to anybody
-who was liable to be in that part of the country
-again. Spot had once gone as far as the Mississippi
-river with a confiding purchaser, and was
-away only a little over two weeks. He was now expected
-back at any time, in fact he was under the
-bed when Hyatt arrived home after the disagreeable
-reproaches of Bill Stiles, and the next day the incident
-was considered closed by both parties.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The only pet that Bill had cared anything for in
-recent years, besides his dog, was a one legged duck
-that he called “Esther.” The missing support had
-been acquired by a snapping turtle in the river, and
-Bill’s sympathies and affections had been aroused.
-During her owner’s absence from his shack, Esther
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_120'>120</span>and her brown brood were confined in the hollow
-base of a big tree, protected from the weasels and
-skunks by a wire screen over the opening.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>By Saturday night Hyatt and Stiles had become
-quite chummy again. It was very hot and we sat
-in front of the store with our coats off. Bill was
-discoursing sapiently on topics of international import,
-when we saw somebody down the road.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That ol’ mudturkle comin’ yonder with that
-pipe stuck in all them whiskers, is Bill Wirrick,”
-he announced after further observation. “We call
-’im ‘Puckerbrush Bill,’ on account of ’is bein’ up
-in Puckerbrush Bayou one night in ’is push boat,
-an’ tryin’ to make a short cut to git back to the
-river. He got ’is whiskers tangled in the puckerbrush
-an’ had to cut away a lot of ’em with ’is
-knife to git out. He’s between some pretty big
-bunches of ’em now, but they aint nothin’ to what
-they was. He had pretty near half a bushel an’ ’e
-used to carry ’is money in ’em. I s’pose ’e’ll begin
-tellin’ about all ’is troubles w’en ’e gits ’ere. That’s
-what’s the matter with this place, an’ it makes me
-tired to hear all these fellers tellin’ their troubles
-w’en they oughta be listenin’ to mine. My troubles
-has got some importance, but theirs don’t interest
-nobody.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Hello, Puck,” greeted the old man, as Wirrick
-came up, “how’s things down to the slough?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Pretty slow; got’ny tobacco?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Listen at ’im!” whispered Bill.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_120_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>“<span class='sc'>Puckerbrush Bill</span>”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_121'>121</span>He was duly supplied, and took one of the hickory
-chairs under the awning. Notwithstanding their
-reported depletion, his whiskers were still impressive,
-and the warm evening breeze played softly and
-fondly among the ample remnants. His mouth was
-concealed somewhere in the maze. His pointed nose
-and watchful furtive eyes gave his face a peculiar
-foxy expression.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Its a good thing you didn’t strike a prairie fire
-with them whiskers, instid of a mess o’ puckerbrush,”
-remarked Bill, after a period of silence.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I’m goin’ to mow ’em in a few days to cool off,
-an’ then raise a new crop fer next winter. They’s
-lots more whar them come from,” replied Wirrick.
-“I’ll git some whiskers that’ll make you fellers set
-up an’ take notice ’fore the snow flies.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The mention of fire in connection with his whiskers
-must have suggested something to Wirrick,
-for, when he appeared without them the following
-week, he said that he hated a razor, couldn’t find
-any shears, and had “frizzled ’em off with a candle.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill was shocked at his appearance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You look like you was half naked. I see now
-w’y you been keepin’ that ol’ mug o’ your’n covered
-up. You’ve got a bum face. You git busy an’
-git all the whiskers you can right away!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The next arrival was Swan Peterson, an aged
-Swede, who lived in a dilapidated shack, festooned
-on the inside with rusty muskrat traps, near the
-mouth of “Crooked Creek.” His liver had rebelled
-against many years of unfair treatment, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_122'>122</span>his visage was of a greenish yellow. A prodigious
-white moustache, that suggested a chrysanthemum
-in full bloom, accentuated the evidence of his ailment.
-He was considerably over six feet tall. The
-years of hardship and isolation had bent his mighty
-shoulders and saddened his gray eyes. Peterson was
-cast in a heroic mould. His ancestors were the sea
-wolves who roved over perilous and unknown waters,
-and met violent deaths, in years when the
-Norse legends were in the making, but their wild
-forays and stormy lives meant nothing to him. He
-had no interest in the past or traditions to uphold.
-All he now wanted in the world was plenty of
-patent medicine and whiskey to mix with it, and in
-a pinch, he could get along without the medicine.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The jaundiced Viking came slowly up on to the
-platform, looked us over languidly, and commented
-on the general cussedness of the weather and life’s
-monotonies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I ban har fifty years, an’ I seen the same damn
-thing ev’ry year all over again. It ban cold in winter
-an’ hot in summer. I eat an’ sleep, an’ eat an’
-sleep some more, an’ work hard all day, an’ then eat
-an’ sleep—ev’ry day the same damn thing. I ban
-takin’ medicine now five years, an’ I can’t git none
-that’s got any kick. Mebbe I got some o’ them
-things that Rass Wattles says Wahoo Bitters’ll
-cure, but mebbe I got something else that they
-didn’t know about when they mixed that stuff. I
-find mixin’ half Wahoo an’ half whiskey ban some
-help, but I’m goin’ to try some other bitters an’
-mix in more whiskey. That whiskey ban a good
-thing, an’ when I get a good thing I put a sinker
-on it.”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_122_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Swan Peterson</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_123'>123</span>Old “Doc” Dust drove up in a squeaky buggy
-with an ancient top. His lazy gray mare seemed
-glad to get her feet into the hollowed ground in
-front of the hitching rail.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Certain types in the medical profession are never
-called anything but “Doc,” except when more profane
-appellations are required. Dust was a befitting
-name for the old man, for he appeared to be
-much dried up. His parchment like skin was drawn
-tightly over his protruding cheek bones, and his
-emaciated figure seemed almost ready to blow away.
-A frayed Prince Albert coat was secured with one
-button at the waist, and a rusty plug hat was
-jammed down on the back of his head. These things
-were evidently intended to impart a professional
-air, but they completed a sad satire. The Doc
-looked like a hypocritical old scamp.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Much human character, or the lack of it, may be
-indicated by a hat, and the manner of wearing it,
-particularly if it is a “plug.” Worn in the ordinary
-conventional way, a “correct” plug is supposed
-to provide a roof for a certain kind of dignity,
-but usually it indicates nothing beyond a mere
-lack of artistic sensibility. Tipped forward, it suggests
-sulkiness, obstinacy, and self-complacency—a
-sort of sporty rowdyism, when worn on one side—and
-disregard of the rights and opinions of others,
-when it is tilted back of the ears.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_124'>124</span>Of course the condition and the year of coinage
-of the plug enter into the equation and complicate
-it, but even a very shabby plug is an entertaining
-story teller. To a careful and discriminating student
-of human folly, it is replete with subtleties.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A Fiji Island cannibal, whose only wearing apparel
-was a plug hat, was once made chief of his
-tribe on account of it. It was probably as becoming
-to him as it had been to the spiritual adviser
-he had eaten. Such dignity and distinction as it
-was capable of imparting was his. He had attained
-what is possibly the apotheosis of barbaric head
-dress of our age.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Doc carried two medicine cases under his buggy
-seat on his professional rounds. One of them was
-stocked with a dozen large bottles with Latin labels,
-and the other with small phials containing white
-pills the size of number six shot. If his patient
-preferred “Alopathy,” he or she got it with a vengeance.
-If “Homepathy” was wanted, the smaller
-receptacle was drawn upon. The “leaders” in the
-“Alopathy” box were castor oil—calomel, and
-quinine. Aconite and Belladona–100, and Magnesium
-Phos–10 occupied the places of honor in the
-other.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Dust had weathered several matrimonial storms,
-and his last wife was now under the wild flowers
-in the country cemetery, where the epitaph on the
-unpretentious stone—erected by her own relatives—was
-more congratulatory than sorrowful.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Doc” Hopkins, or “Hoppy Doc” as he was irreverently
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_125'>125</span>dubbed along the river, was Dust’s only
-rival. The competition was bitter, and many untimely
-ends were ascribed by each of them to the
-other’s criminal ignorance. Hoppy Doc often told,
-with great relish, a story of Cornelia Kibbins, Dust’s
-first wife, alleging that after a year of tempestuous
-married life, she had fled to her father’s home late
-one winter night for refuge. Her irate parent refused
-her an asylum. He had felt greatly outraged
-when the wedding took place and never wanted to
-see his daughter again. In answer to the plaintive
-midnight cry at his door, he leaned out of a second
-story window and delivered a torrent of invective.
-As he closed the window he shouted, “Dust thou
-art, and unto Dust shalt thou return!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The suppliant disappeared, and evidently the
-worm turned, for Dust was a physical wreck for a
-month afterwards. Old man Kibbins subsequently
-declared that while his daughter “was a damn fool,
-she had fight’n blood in ’er, an’ the Doc ’ad better
-look out fer squalls.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Dust was guyed good-naturedly by the occupants
-of the platform, as he went into the store to get
-some fine cut.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“What’s that you’ve got out there between them
-buggy thills, Doc?” queried Hyatt.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill winked at me and asked him if he had driven
-by his garden lately—a delicate reference to the
-cemetery, intended to be sarcastic.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Another stove pipe hat was brought by “Pop”
-Wilkins, an octogenarian. He also wore it jammed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_126'>126</span>well down behind his ears. The old man climbed
-painfully up the steps with his hickory cane, and
-dropped into a chair that Hyatt brought out of the
-store for him. He placed the ancient tile under it,
-mopped his bald head with a large red bandanna,
-and looked wistfully beyond the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Pop had been afflicted with intermittent ague for
-several years. He was once a preacher and a temperance
-advocate. He was placed on the superannuated
-list by the Methodist conference, and had
-finally been expunged as a backslider. He fell from
-grace and yielded to the lure of strong waters.
-Once, after he had over indulged for several weeks,
-he went and sat in sad reflection on the bank of the
-gloomy river at night. Out of its depths came
-strange six footed beasts and multicolored crawling
-things that terrified Pop and drove remorse into his
-soul. Since that eventful night he had been more
-moderate, but he was still in danger, and it was a
-question as to whether old age, ague, or J. Barleycorn
-would get him first.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>My friend “Kun’l” Peets, who was a comparatively
-recent importation into the river country,
-came over the bridge with a basket on his arm containing
-a couple of setter pups that he wanted Posey
-to see, with a view of possibly having them applied
-on his account at the store. He was an ex-confederate
-from Tennessee, and seemed sadly out of
-harmony with his surroundings. The pups were
-liberated on the platform and subjected to much
-poking about and criticism by the experts. The
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_127'>127</span>Colonel considered them “fine specimens of a noble
-strain,” but Wirrick thought “they looked like they
-had some wolf blood in ’em.” Posey agreed to accept
-the little animals in lieu of eight dollars owed
-by the Colonel, with the understanding that they
-were to be kept for him until they were a month
-older. Everybody understood his kindly consideration
-for the old man, and knew that he had no
-earthly use for the pups.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The assemblage in front of the store became more
-varied and interesting with the arrival of other
-visitors. The chairs were exhausted and the platform
-edge was entirely occupied. Bill Stiles had
-just commenced the narration of a horse trade story,
-when an old man appeared in the twilight on the
-bridge. He wore a long gray overcoat, although the
-evening was very warm. The story stopped and
-interest was centered on the slowly approaching
-figure.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I asked Posey who he was. He bent his head toward
-me confidentially, and, in something between
-a low whistle and a whisper, replied: “S-s-s-s-t——‘the
-Serpent’s Hiss’!!!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We were in prohibition territory, and the old
-“bootlegger” was bringing twelve flat pint bottles
-in twelve inside pockets of the gray overcoat to
-break the drought at Posey’s store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was an unbonded warehouse, and the reason
-for the mysterious gathering on that particular evening
-was now apparent.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He came slowly up the steps, and seemed embarrassed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_128'>128</span>to find a stranger present. I was introduced
-and vouched for by my friend Posey, and he seemed
-much relieved.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Conversation had been rather dull during the last
-half hour, but now it had a merry note. The jaundiced
-Viking brightened up and wondered how many
-bird’s nests had been constructed with the whiskers
-that Wirrick had left up in the bayou. Time worn
-jokes were laughed at more than usual. Some new
-insurance that Posey had acquired was regarded as
-indicating a big fire as soon as business got dull,
-and Doc Dust was told that he ought to keep the
-small bag of oats under his buggy seat away from
-the medicine cases or he would lose his horse.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Well, time is flitt’n,” remarked the “Serpent’s
-Hiss,” as he rose and departed for the barn lot
-behind the store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One by one, like turtles slipping off a log into
-a stream, those who sat along the edge of the platform
-dropped silently to the ground and followed
-him, and most of the occupants of the chairs joined
-the procession. Like the oriflamme of Henry of
-Navarre, the gray overcoat led them on through the
-dusk.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The retreat to the rear was in deference to Posey’s
-scruples. He preferred that the store itself should
-be kept free from illegitimate traffic.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The odor of substantial sin, and a faint suggestion
-of a dragon’s breath was in the atmosphere
-when the crowd returned. Deliverance had come.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_129'>129</span>Aridity was succeeded by bountiful moisture, that
-like gentle rain, had fallen upon thirsty flowers.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Colonel seemed in some way to be dissatisfied
-with his visit to the barn, and was at odds with
-the owner of the gray overcoat when the expedition
-returned. He had parted with a silver coin under
-protest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Inate cou’tesy, suh, compelled me to pa’take of
-you’ah abundance, suh,” he declared. “It was not
-that I wanted you’ah infe’nal mixcha, you mink
-eyed old grave robbah,” he declared, as he left
-with his puppies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old bootlegger’s name was Richard Shakes,
-but the obvious natural perversion to “Dick
-Snakes” was too tempting to be resisted by the
-river humorists. He was also frequently alluded to
-as “Tiger Cat,” a term that seemed much more appropriate
-to the liquids he dispensed than to him,
-for, outside of his questionable occupation, the old
-man was entirely inoffensive and harmless. He was
-another member of the old time trapping fraternity,
-and lived alone in a log house on the creek about
-two miles away.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He had a large collection of Indian relics, that he
-had spent many years in accumulating, and he took
-great delight in showing them to anybody who came
-to see him. The arrow and spear heads were
-methodically arranged in long rows on thin smooth
-boards, and held in place by the heads of tacks that
-overlapped their edges. The boards were nailed to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_130'>130</span>the walls of faced logs all over the interior of the
-cabin.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nearly everybody in the surrounding country had
-contributed to the collection at one time or another,
-and it was being added to constantly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were many fine specimens of tomahawk
-heads, stone axes, and other implements, that had
-been fashioned with admirable skill. The old man
-guarded his hoarded treasures with a miser’s solicitude,
-for they were the solace of his lonely life. He
-had refused large offers for the collection as a
-whole, and never could be induced to part with single
-specimens, except under pressure of immediate
-necessity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There are few mental comforts comparable with
-those of absorbing hobbies. They temper the raw
-winds and asperities of existence to a wonderful degree,
-and offer a welcome balm of heart interest to
-lives weary of continued conflict for mythical goals.
-We may smile at them in others, but we realize their
-deep significance when they are our own.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Poor old Shakes was but another example of one
-made happy by a harmless fad, the joys of which
-might well be coveted by those whose millions have
-brought only fear and sorrow. After it is all over
-the pursuit of one phantom has been as gratifying
-as the quest of another, for they both end in darkness.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_130_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Dick Shakes</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_131'>131</span>After sitting around for awhile, and listening to
-the enlivened conversation, and the gossip of the
-neighborhood, that now circulated freely, the old
-man bought a package of tobacco in the store, for
-which he said he had “been stung ten cents,” and
-left us, with the overcoat, from which the cargo had
-been discharged, hung lightly over his arm.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The assemblage gradually dispersed. Wirrick,
-Hyatt, and the jaundiced Viking went down to the
-river bank and departed in their “push boats.” Doc
-Dust invited Pop Wilkins to ride with him, and they
-betook themselves into the shadows. Tipton Posey
-relighted his pipe and Bill Stiles resumed the story
-of the horse trade.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_135'>135</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>VI<br /> <span class='large'>MUSKRAT HYATT’S REDEMPTION</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>Except from a picturesque standpoint,
-“Rat” Hyatt was not an ornament to the
-river country. Its meager and widely scattered
-social life, and its average of morality, were
-more or less affected by his shortcomings. In many
-communities he would be considered an undesirable
-citizen. He was looked upon as a good natured
-“bad egg,” and as one industrious in the ways of
-sin by his associates at Tipton Posey’s store, but
-the habitues of that time honored loafing place always
-welcomed him, for he possessed a reminiscent
-talent and a peculiar kind of dry wit and repartee
-that helped to enliven the sleepy days.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In this world much sin is forgiven an entertaining
-personality.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was always a feeling of incompleteness on
-the store platform when Rat was absent, that nobody
-ever admitted, but when he arrived and took
-his accustomed seat on the green wheel barrow, that
-was part of the merchandise that Posey kept outside
-in the day time, the depressing vacancy existed
-no longer.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles’s temperamental discharges of ornate
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_136'>136</span>philosophy, and his comments on life’s ironies and
-human folly, required a target, and this was commonly
-the role assigned to Rat Hyatt.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I’m always the goat,” remarked Rat one hot
-afternoon, as we sat in the shade of the wooden
-awning. “W’y don’t you pick on somebody that
-likes to listen? I’ve been kidded by experts, an’ this
-long talk o’ your’n seems kind o’ mixed up. The
-trouble with you an’ a lot o’ the other ol’ mud birds
-’round ’ere, is you open yer mouth an’ go ’way an’
-leave it, an’ fergit you started it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now look ’ere, Rat,” replied Bill, “you aint got
-no call to talk back to me. W’en I’m talkin’ to you,
-I aint arguin’. I’m tellin’ you how ’tis. I knowed
-you w’en you wasn’t knee high to a duck, an’ you
-aint got brains enough to have the headache with.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That feller that you sold my dog to the last time
-was ’ere yisterd’y askin’ ’bout you, an’ if Spot ’ad
-ever come back. He’d been up to your place, an’
-its a good thing fer you that you an’ Spot was off
-some’rs in the woods. He told me what ’e traded
-you fer the animal, an’ I want you to bring them
-things to me, fer it was my dog you got ’em with.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As Spot was asleep under the wheelbarrow, Bill’s
-equity in the repeating rifle and cartridges, that
-Hyatt had received in exchange for him, seemed
-rather hazy. The reason for Spot’s prolonged absence
-some months before was now apparent to Bill,
-and, although the intelligent animal had returned
-home, as expected, after being traded off, the old
-man’s nurtured wrath was waiting for Rat when
-he arrived that afternoon. Hyatt seemed in nowise
-abashed at the revelation of Bill’s knowledge of his
-shady transaction with the trapper.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_136_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>“Muskrat” Hyatt</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_137'>137</span>“If I hadn’t a knowed the dog ’ud come home, I
-wouldn’t a let ’im go. It showed how much I trusted
-’im w’en I let ’im go off with a stranger like that.
-If that feller thought ’e c’d keep a fine dog like that
-away from them that loved ’im, ’e oughta suffer fer
-’is foolishness, an’ leave sump’n in the country to
-be remembered by. Of course if sump’n ’ad a happened
-to Spot, an’ ’e hadn’t a come back, I’d a given
-you the rifle, but I knowed that dog was all right.
-You c’n have ’im back any time you want ’im, if
-he’ll stay with you, but you hadn’t oughta jump
-on me as long as ’e aint lost, an’ ’e’s in first class
-health.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Its the funny ideas that some fellers ’ave about
-other people’s propity that keeps the state’s prisons
-filled up,” remarked Bill. “It aint the lyin’ an’
-stealin’ that gits ’em thar, its gitt’n caught. If they
-don’t git caught its jest called business shrewdness.
-You bilked that feller out o’ that gun an’ you’r deprivin’
-me of it w’en you used my dog to git it
-with. You’r a fine man to trust anythin’ with, you
-are. If I had any place to keep Spot I wouldn’t let
-you have ’im a minute. I c’n fill my shanty with
-stuff by tradin’ ’im off, an’ then wait’n fer ’im to
-come home, jest as well as you can, an’ it ’ud be all
-right fer me to do it, but you aint got no such right,
-’specially if yer goin’ to swindle people.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After Bill’s assurance that he had told the deluded
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_138'>138</span>trapper nothing of Spot’s return, and that he
-had gone off up the river, the conversation drifted
-into channels that were less irritating.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old man’s mind became calm and he ascended
-the narrow stairway on the outside of the building,
-to his room over the store, for a nap.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That ol’ feller oughta to have a phonygraph
-with ’is voice in it so he c’d spin it an’ listen to
-’imself speil,” remarked Rat after Bill had left.
-“I used to often watch ’im when ’e was set’n quiet
-out ’ere by the hour, with that dinkey hat pulled
-down in front an’ lookin’ wise, an’ wonder what
-big thoughts was ferment’n up in that old moss
-covered dome o’ his, but I found out after a while
-that ’e wasn’t thinkin’ about nuth’n at all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat wended his way down to the bank under the
-bridge, where he had left his push boat, followed
-by the faithful Spot, and poled his way up stream.
-When he reached the vicinity of the stranded house
-boat, where he had lived for several years, he reconnoitered
-it cautiously. No malign presence was detected.
-He looked over his bee hives that were scattered
-about among the trees, and provided two or
-three week’s food supplies for his chickens, and
-some young coons and weasles, that he was raising
-for their fur in some wire cages under the house.
-He then packed a few necessaries into his boat, and
-secured the door of the house with a padlock.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was not quite satisfied that the trapper, who
-was looking for Spot, had left the country, and he
-did not intend to take any chances. The dog was
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_139'>139</span>ordered to lie down in the bow of the canoe, where
-he was carefully covered. The intelligent animal
-complied cheerfully with all of the arrangements.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat then proceeded down the river for several
-miles to the big marsh, where he did the most of his
-trapping during the late fall, winter, and spring.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He had two motives for his trip, besides the idea
-of avoiding a possible visit of the trapper to the
-house boat. One was to see if the muskrat population
-on the marsh had increased properly during
-the summer, and the other was to visit Malindy Taylor,
-whom he deeply loved, and by whom he was
-scorned as a suitor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Malindy was a peppery widow of about forty, who
-lived with her aged mother in a small house beyond
-the marsh. She was the owner of a wild duck farm,
-and conducted it with such success that Rat looked
-forward to spending his declining days in peace and
-comfort if he could persuade Malindy to take him
-into life partnership.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Many hundreds of mallards and teal nested
-among the boggy places in the marsh during the
-summer. The eggs were gathered, put into incubators,
-and under complaisant hens on the farm.
-The ducklings were reared in wired enclosures
-that prevented them from joining their kind
-in the skies when the fall migrations began. During
-the game season, when they were properly matured,
-they were skilfully strangled and shipped away as
-wild birds at game prices.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat had always willingly hunted nests and gathered
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_140'>140</span>eggs for his beloved. He did odd jobs about
-the farm and participated in everything but the
-harvest. Like Jacob of old, toiling for the hand of
-Rachael, Rat’s industry, although intermittent, was
-sustained by alluring hope.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Outside of her earthly possessions, it must be admitted
-that Malindy had few charms. One of her
-eyes was slightly on the bias, and at times it had
-a baleful gleam. Two of her front teeth protruded
-in a particularly unpleasant way, as though she expected
-to bite at something alive. She had an angular
-disposition, and her temper was not conducive
-to the even flow of life’s little amenities. To use a
-Scotch expression, she was “unco pernickity.” She
-was intolerant of human frailty in others, especially
-of the kinds that entered so largely into Rat Hyatt’s
-make-up, but divinities sometimes appear in strange
-forms. To Rat’s love blinded eyes she was the one
-lone flower that grew in the dreary desert of life’s
-monotonies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There is something about everybody that appeals
-to somebody, and this is why there is nobody who
-cannot find somebody willing to marry them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Perhaps the streak of primitive cussedness in
-Malindy appealed to compatible instincts in Rat’s
-heart, but be that as it may, he was a faithful and
-much abused worshiper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When he reached the farther end of the great
-marsh, he threaded his way through familiar openings
-among the tall masses of rushes and wild rice,
-landed on the soggy shore, and pulled his canoe up
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_141'>141</span>among the underbrush. He and Spot then took the
-winding path that led through the woods to the duck
-farm, about a quarter of a mile away.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He intended to stay at the farm, in seclusion, for
-a week or two, do some work that he had long promised,
-and then put out his traps on the marsh. He
-kept about a hundred of them in Malindy’s barn,
-when they were not in use.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>About half way down the marsh a long tongue of
-wooded land extended out into the oozy slough. It
-was known as “Swallow Tail Point.” This was
-Tipton Posey’s favorite haunt during the shooting
-season. Thousands of wild ducks and geese passed
-over it on their way up or down the river, and in
-circling about over the marsh, which was a bountiful
-feeding ground. Bill Wirrick spent much time
-on the point with Posey. They had a little shack
-back among the low trees, sheltered so that it could
-not be seen from the sky, and hidden from the water
-by the tall brush.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>These two worthies had solved at least one of
-life’s problems in this secluded retreat, for they did
-not have to adjust themselves to the convenience of
-anybody else.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the early morning, just before daylight, when
-the ducks began to move over the marsh, and in the
-evening twilight, when the incoming flocks were settling
-for the night, little puffs of smoke, and faint
-reports, issued from the end of the point, and dark
-objects fell out of the sky. They were diligently retrieved
-by Posey’s brown water spaniel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_142'>142</span>Occasionally wild geese would sweep low over the
-point, scatter and rise excitedly, as the puffs of
-smoke took toll from the honking ranks.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In addition to a big bunch of wooden decoys that
-floated in an open space near the edge of the point,
-the wary birds were lured by mechanical quacks
-and honks from small patented devices, operated by
-their concealed enemies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Notwithstanding their civilized garb, and highly
-developed weapons, Tip and Bill were barbarians.
-Their instincts were lower than those of the carnivora
-of the jungle, for they killed not for food,
-or even for profit, but for the joy of the killing.
-They did not bother about the wounded birds that
-curved away and fluttered into the matted grasses
-and rushes, to suffer in silence, or be eaten by the
-big snapping turtles that had no ideas of sport.
-They exulted over piles of beautiful feathered creatures,
-motionless and splashed with blood, many of
-which were afterwards thrown away.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Tip had devoted many of his idle hours to the invention
-of a new goose call. The range of the ordinary
-devices seemed to him too restricted. His theory
-was that if the volume of sound could be increased
-so as to fill a radius of four or five miles,
-the distant V shaped flocks could be lured to within
-gun shot of the point.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After long meditation, and consultation with Bill
-Wirrick, they began putting the plan into execution.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>They procured a pair of blacksmith’s bellows
-from a distant country town, and some big instruments
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_143'>143</span>that had once belonged to the local brass
-band. These things, in addition to some rubber garden
-hose, and a lot of other miscellaneous material,
-were carefully covered in a wagon and secretly conveyed
-to the point.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Weeks were spent in the construction of the apparatus.
-The brass instruments were arranged in
-the interior of a huge megaphone. Rubber balls
-bobbed about intermittently within the capacious
-horns when the air was pumped through them. The
-requisite volume of sound was attained, but somehow
-the turbulent honks of the wild geese were not
-satisfactorily imitated, although repeated adjustment
-and alteration gave much hope of success.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The experiments were conducted cautiously during
-the summer, when there was nobody on the
-marsh, and no mention of the contrivance was made
-around the store, for a cruel gauntlet of jibes and
-merciless humor awaited the nonsuccess of the enterprise,
-if the wiseacres of the platform ever
-learned of it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat Hyatt, although much interested in all that
-pertained to the marsh, and its surroundings, had
-never suspected what was going on on the point.
-He never had occasion to land there, and, by common
-consent, its possession by Posey and Wirrick
-for shooting purposes was respected by the few
-hunters who frequented the vicinity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Malindy Taylor had sometimes heard some terrible
-noises from the direction of the point, but she
-was too far away to be much disturbed. Both Posey
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_144'>144</span>and Wirrick had often referred to Malindy as “an
-old fuss-bug,” although she was much younger than
-either of them, and they probably would not have
-cared if they had scared her out of the country, but
-she had little curiosity about things that did not
-affect her duck farm.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She and her mother had concluded that the uncanny
-sounds were produced by donkeys in the
-woods, and doubtless this was also the opinion of
-most of those who afterwards learned all of the
-facts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When Rat emerged from his retirement at the
-duck farm, he spent two or three days puttering
-about through the water openings, setting his traps.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The furred inhabitants of the slough had builded
-their picturesque little domes of stringy roots,
-rushes, and dead grass, and plastered them together
-with lumps of mud in the quiet places, away from
-the river currents that crept in sinuous and broken
-channels through the broad wastes of sodden labyrinths.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hyatt was an intelligent trapper, and was careful
-not to depopulate his grounds. He frequently
-moved the traps, so as not to exhaust the animals
-in a particular locality. The little competition he
-had on the marsh must have been discouraging to
-his rivals, for he always had more traps at the end
-of the season than at its beginning, and the traps
-set by others never seemed to be very productive,
-except to Hyatt. By degrees each new comer was
-eliminated.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_145'>145</span>Rat had finished a hard day’s work. He sat on
-some dry grass in the bottom of his canoe, lighted
-a redolent old pipe, and decided to indulge in a good
-smoke and a long rest before starting up the river.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Twilight had come. The vast expanse of overgrown
-water was silent, except for the low lullabies
-of the marsh birds among the thick grasses and bulrushes.
-He sat for a long time and watched the
-smoke curl up into the still air. The moon came
-over the distant rim of the forest that bordered the
-great marsh, and one by one, the stars began to
-tremble in the crystal sky, but it was not with the
-eye of the poet that Rat regarded these things. The
-moonlighted river would be easy to navigate on the
-trip home.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Suddenly a flash of greenish light shot into the
-heavens in the north west, and in a few minutes
-the entire horizon in every direction flamed and
-shimmered with long gleaming streamers of rose
-and green beams that touched fluttering segments
-of a corona of orange glow at the zenith.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat had often seen the Aurora Borealis; he was
-familiar with sheet lightning, and the electrical
-discharges of the thunder storms, but this awful
-light was something new.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It was a magnetic storm, one of those rare phenomena,
-that the average person sees but once in a
-life time, and never forgets, caused by the sudden
-incandescence of heavily charged solar dust in the
-earth’s atmosphere.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The play of the fitful quivering gleams through
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_146'>146</span>the firmament was a sublime spectacle. The motionless
-air had the peculiar odor that comes from
-an excess of ozone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat Hyatt was in the throes of mortal fright.
-The dog uttered a long howl, and just at that moment—like
-a yell of demonic mockery out of sulphurous
-caverns—the unearthly tones of Tipton
-Posey’s goose call resonated from the woods on
-Swallow Tail Point, and reverberated beyond the
-weirdly lighted waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One or both of its builders had probably come to
-test the powers of the unholy device, and were unabashed
-by the drama that glorified the night skies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With blind instinct of self preservation, Rat rose
-to his knees and made a faltering attempt to grasp
-his paddle, but his hands refused the dictates of his
-palsied brain. He cowered as one in the presence
-of the Ultimate.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>To him, in this appalling display of supernatural
-power, and the evident impending end of all things,
-had come the agony of abject terror and despair,
-and before it his rude conception of life collapsed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His past flashed before his distorted vision like a
-hideous nightmare. His world suddenly lost reality.
-The human creatures in it changed to throngs of
-fleeting phantoms, impelled by unseen forces. They
-glared, grinned and gibbered at each other, as they
-hurried through the mist, and vanished into the
-oblivion from which they came.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the realm of fear there are ghastly solitudes.
-They pervade dim phosphorescent glows on ocean
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_147'>147</span>floors, and they brood in the desolation around the
-poles. They creep into awe stricken hearts when
-the filmy strands, that sustain the Ego on its frail
-human web are broken, and the denuded spirit
-stands in utter loneliness at the brink of Chaos.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the course of an hour the wonderful radiance,
-that had transfigured the heavens, and chilled the
-marrow bones of Rat Hyatt, ceased as suddenly as
-it had begun. The frightful unknown sounds from
-the woods were not repeated.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat finally succeeded in getting on his feet. He
-pushed his canoe out into the channel and started
-up stream, but it was a changed man who swung
-the long paddle. His soul had been rarefied in chastening
-flames. He was as one who had met his
-Maker face to face, and his only hope now was that
-his life span might be mercifully extended until he
-could make amends for the past.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He reached the house boat in the early morning,
-much exhausted, and threw himself on the rude bed,
-where his shattered nerves found partial repose.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His sleep was much troubled. He awoke with a
-sudden start late in the afternoon, and, lashed by
-an avenging conscience, slid his canoe into the river
-and hurried up stream to find the Reverend Daniel
-Butters, a venerable preacher, who lived about six
-miles away. To him he would carry his heavy
-laden heart, and in the consolations of religion seek
-forgiveness and peace.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Reverend Butters was known far and wide as
-“Dismal Dan,” and was referred to in Bill Stiles’s
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_148'>148</span>chronicles as “the Javelin of the Lord.” He was
-an eccentric, heavily bewhiskered old character, who
-believed in the Church Militant, and had exhorted,
-quoted reproving scripture, and made doleful
-prophecies in the river country for two normal generations.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the little weather beaten country church, up
-the river, his small audiences consisted of aged
-ladies and pious old settlers, who were already
-saved, and did not need the rescuing hand. He
-preached Calvinistic damnation in the belief that
-fear of hell was a more potent factor in human redemption
-than hope of reward.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His principal authority on hell was Jonathan Edwards,
-a fiery divine, who glowed in Massachusetts
-about two hundred years ago. During his eruptive
-period, Edwards’s sermons on damnation blistered
-and enriched the sectarian literature of his time.
-Dismal Dan frequently resurrected and reheated
-these old printed sermons, and hurled the sputtering
-embers at his inoffensive listeners.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He had not made a convert for many years. Of
-late his powers of spiritual persuasion had languished,
-and, like his hearers, had become atrophied.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was a revivalist who did not revive. He
-needed new and pliant material, and when Muskrat
-Hyatt had told his errand he was welcomed as one
-who had fled from among the Pharisees. Out of the
-wilderness of sin a lowly suppliant had come.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_148_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>The Reverend Daniel Butters</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_149'>149</span>They talked of the mysterious and unknown light
-that had illumined the heavens the night before, and
-the terrifying sounds that had come over the waters.
-Dismal Dan pronounced it all to be a “manifestation.”
-He had long expected signs and angry portents
-in the skies as a warning to sinners. Probably
-his biased mind would eagerly have ascribed
-divine origin to any natural phenomenon that shooed
-fish into his ministerial net.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>They spent many days and nights in prayer and
-assiduous scriptural readings. A far away look came
-into Hyatt’s eyes, and an elevation of brow that did
-not seem to be of this world. The spiritual calm of
-the neophite within cloistered walls was his. He
-had laid a contrite heart upon the altar of his fears,
-and on it rested celestial rays.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He interrupted the period of his reconstruction
-with a trip down the river to visit Malindy Taylor.
-Just what passed at the duck farm was never known,
-but, after three days, Malindy opened her heart of
-stone to the penitent. They came up the stream in
-the canoe, and, as the enraptured township correspondent
-of the county paper expressed it, “they
-were united on the front porch in the sacred bonds
-of holy matrimony, by the Reverend Daniel Butters,
-on the afternoon of Thursday, the bridegroom
-being attired in conventional black, and the bride
-with a bouquet of white flowers.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat betook himself to the duck farm with his
-bride. He removed all his traps from the marsh,
-for he now considered the problem of his future
-earthly existence solved, without the necessity of
-very much hard work.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_150'>150</span>He made frequent visits to Dismal Dan, but kept
-entirely away from the store. That place was a sink
-of iniquity that he desired to avoid. He and the old
-man spent many hours together that were sweetened
-with blissful discourse. Dismal Dan felt that
-a life time devoted to expounding the gospels had
-found glorious fruition in the salvation of Muskrat
-Hyatt, and he was greatly elated by the sustained
-piety of the proselyte.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He proposed to Brother Hyatt that they go together
-to the store, and, if possible, “convert the
-bunch on the platform.” In his opinion a successful
-attack on that citadel of sin would practically
-put the devil out of business in the river country.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt willingly consented. He was without
-fear of ridicule. He floated in an atmosphere
-of moral purity that the mockery of sinners could
-not defile.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>They took a Bible, two old hymn books, and some
-lunch to the canoe, and, accompanied by the trustful
-and devoted Spot, they proceeded down the
-river. They stopped at the house boat and secured
-the gun and cartridges that the trapper had left
-in exchange for the dog, and went on down to the
-bridge.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the river they practiced some of the old hymns,
-in the rendition of which Brother Hyatt displayed
-a woeful technique. They finally gave up trying to
-sing them, and Brother Butters droned out the
-rhythmic lines in a most doleful way, that Brother
-Hyatt soon imitated successfully.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_151'>151</span>Brother Butters then outlined the form of exhortation
-that he would use at the store, and instructed
-his assistant how he was to cooperate with
-deep and loud amens, whenever big climaxes were
-reached. Minor climaxes were to be left to Brother
-Hyatt’s judgment. He was to watch Brother Butters,
-and when the forefinger was raised above the
-head, an amen of more than usual sonorousness was
-to be forthcoming.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt had studied the hymn books industriously,
-and had selected scattered verses that
-pleased him and seemed appropriate. They were
-laboriously copied on loose sheets of paper. It was
-his intention to introduce these snatches of hymns
-into Brother Butters’s sermon with the amens,
-whenever possible, and they both considered that
-holy power would thereby be added to the exhortation.
-The order in which the extracts were to be
-introduced was considered on the way down, but the
-sheets got somewhat mixed in Brother Hyatt’s
-pocket before it was time to use them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The enemies of Satan, with their carefully prepared
-batteries of pious invective and Calvinistic
-hymns, landed safely under the bridge, late in the
-afternoon. The canoe was pulled out. Brother
-Hyatt peeked over the top of the embankment, and
-saw that the chairs on the store platform were all
-filled, and that its edge was festooned with the usual
-attendants.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Tipton Posey, Pop Wilkins, Bill Stiles, Doc Dust,
-Bill Wirrick, “the Jaundiced Viking,” “the Serpent’s
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_152'>152</span>Hiss,” and the other “regulars,” were all
-there. The vineyard looked ripe and inviting.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles hailed the proselyters cordially as they
-approached the stronghold.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Say, Rat, whar you been buried all this time?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Bill, they’s sump’n wonderful happened to me.
-I’ve got religion. A great light ’as come to me, an’
-I’ve repented of all my sins. I’ve brought that gun
-an’ them catritches that I traded yer dog fer, an’
-I want you to find that feller an’ give ’em back to
-’im. I done wrong, an’ I want to square things up.
-Three or four times I sold Spot, knowin’ he’d come
-home, but I’ve spent the money. I’m goin’ to git
-some of my friends to pay back ev’ry cent, if I c’n
-find the fellers that bought ’im.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That’ll make yer friends awful happy, Rat. Say,
-you cert’nly are a pippin! What done all this?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Never mind, Bill, you’ll see the light some day.
-No man knows w’en the spirit cometh. Brother
-Butters an’ I are goin’ to hold some services out in
-front o’ the store this afternoon. We want all the
-chairs fixed nice an’ even. Brother Butters will
-preach, an’ I’m goin’ to line out hymn passages
-’long with the sermon. We aint got no music, but
-me linin’ ’em out’ll be jest the same as if they was
-played in tunes, fer it’ll show what they are. I
-hope that some o’ you fellers’ll bite at what’s offered.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Rat was regarded with much concealed levity and
-mock respect, as he arranged the chairs in a curved
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_153'>153</span>row, and further developments were awaited with
-suppressed interest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles joyfully accepted the center of the row.
-Tipton Posey and the Serpent’s Hiss were at the
-ends. After the chairs were filled the rest of the
-audience sat along the edge of the platform and
-dangled its feet.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters and Brother Hyatt brought out
-a box, which they placed on the ground about twenty
-feet from the audience. Brother Butters thought
-that a little distance would add dignity and
-solemnity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the preparations the similarity of the
-chair arrangement on the platform to that in the
-minstrel show at the county seat, which nearly
-everybody present had attended during the preceding
-winter, occurred to Tipton Posey.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Mr. Brown!” he called to Bill Stiles in the
-center.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Yes, Mr. Bones!” responded Bill, instantly
-catching the spirit of the occasion.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Mr. Brown, why is this congregation like a ten
-penny nail?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I don’t know, Mr. Bones, why this congregation
-is like a ten penny nail. Why <em>is</em> this congregation
-like a ten penny nail?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Because, Mr. Brown, it’s goin’ to be driven in,”
-sagely replied Mr. Bones, with a significant glance
-at the gathering rain clouds overhead.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Gentlemen, please shed yer hats!” said Brother
-Hyatt, as he pounded for order on the box with a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_154'>154</span>carrot that he had taken from a basket in the store.
-“Brother Butters will now lead in prayer.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the invocation, which was brief but heartfelt,
-Spot walked out and stretched himself on the
-ground in front of the box. Brother Butters and
-Brother Hyatt both ended the prayer with loud
-amens.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Here are the lines o’ the first hymn,” announced
-Brother Hyatt.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Blow ye the trumpet! blow</div>
- <div class='line'>The gladly solemn sound—</div>
- <div class='line'>Let all the nations know,</div>
- <div class='line'>To earth’s remotest bound,</div>
- <div class='line'>The day of Jubilee is come,</div>
- <div class='line'>Return, ye ransomed sinners, home!</div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>And now the living waters flow,</div>
- <div class='line'>To cheer the humble soul;</div>
- <div class='line'>From sea to sea the rivers go,</div>
- <div class='line'>And spread from pole to pole.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters then began his discourse, most of
-which consisted of written extracts from old Calvinistic
-exhortations.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Our sermon this afternoon is on the subject of
-the eternity of hell torments, and the text is from
-Matthew 25–46: “These shall go away into everlasting
-punishment.””</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!—Now feel ye the
-sting of the lash of the prophet!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Lo, on a narrow neck of land,</div>
- <div class='line'>Twixt two unbounded seas I stand,</div>
- <div class='line'>Yet how insensible!</div>
- <div class='line'>A point of time, a moment’s space,</div>
- <div class='line'>Removes me to yon heav’nly place,</div>
- <div class='line'>Or shuts me up in hell!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_155'>155</span>Brother Butters:—“You have a glorious opportunity
-today that may never come again. The door
-of mercy is opened wide, but the path that leads to
-it is long and narrow. A slight swerve leads to the
-fiery pit. Many come from the east, the west, the
-north, the south, and many fall. We may conceive
-of the fierceness of that awful fire of wrath if we
-think of a spider, or other noisome insect, thrown
-into the midst of glowing coals. How immediately
-it yields, and curls, and withers in the frightful
-heat! What pleasure we take in its agonizing destruction!
-Here is a little image of what ye may
-expect if ye persist in sin, and a picture of the place
-where pestilential sinners wail.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!—Oh, hear ye the
-happy message!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Since man by sin has lost his God,</div>
- <div class='line'>He seeks creation through,</div>
- <div class='line'>And vainly hopes for solid bliss,</div>
- <div class='line'>In trying something new.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“The thought comes to me that
-the row of sinners in yonder chairs typifies sin in
-its vilest form—that of a snake. Tip at one end
-suggests the tail, and Dick Shakes, whom ye call
-‘the Serpent’s Hiss,’ at the other, represents the
-loathsome head. It was a snake that carried sin
-into the Garden of Eden. It is a snake that confronts
-the Lord’s servants at this meeting, and, in
-my mind’s eye, I see that writhing serpent, breeze-shaken
-and hair-hung, over the yawning abyss of
-hell!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_156'>156</span>Brother Hyatt:—“<em>Can you beat that?</em>”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Oh, blissful thought!</div>
- <div class='line'>There seems a voice in ev’ry gale,</div>
- <div class='line'>A tongue in ev’ry op’ning flower!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles:—“This is hot stuff!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“How will the duration of torment
-without end cause the heart to melt like wax!
-Even those proud, sturdy, and hell-hardened spirits,
-the devils, tremble at the thoughts of that greater
-torture, which they are to suffer on the day of judgment.
-The poor damned souls of men will have their
-misery vastly augmented.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-AMEN!—They will get the
-limit!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Oh, Lord, behold me,</div>
- <div class='line'>And see how vile I am!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“The fierceness of a great fire,
-as when a house is all in flames, gives one an idea
-of its rage, and we see that the greater the fire is,
-the fiercer is its heat in every part, and the reason
-is, because one part heats another part.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles:—“If that rain don’t come pretty soon
-you fellers’ talk’ll set fire to that box!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“The mockery of sinners availeth
-not! Now listen to another verse!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“I love to tell the story,</div>
- <div class='line'>’Tis pleasant to repeat</div>
- <div class='line'>What seems each time I tell it,</div>
- <div class='line'>More wonderfully sweet.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“We have seen that the misery
-of the departed soul of a sinner, besides what it
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_157'>157</span>now feels, consists in amazing fears of what is yet
-to come. When the union of the soul and the body
-is actually broken, and the body has fetched its
-last gasp, the soul forsakes the old habitation, and
-then falls into the hands of devils, who fly upon it,
-and seize it more violently than ever hungry lions
-flew upon their prey.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!!!—Oh, what a finish!
-They are no ice hunks there!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Fresh as the grass our bodies stand,</div>
- <div class='line'>And flourish bright as day—</div>
- <div class='line'>A blasting wind sweeps o’er the land,</div>
- <div class='line'>And fades the grass away!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“We now come to the joy of
-the saints in heaven who behold the sufferings of
-sinners and unbaptized infants in hell. They shall
-see their doleful state, and it will heighten their
-sense of blessedness. When they shall see the smoke
-of their torment, and the raging of the flames, and
-hear their dolorous shrieks and cries, and consider
-that they in the meantime are in the most blissful
-state for all eternity, how they will rejoice!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“Oh, listen ye to the comforts
-of the church! Oh, speed that happy day!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Hark! Hark! The notes of joy</div>
- <div class='line'>Roll o’er the heav’nly plains,</div>
- <div class='line'>And all the seraphs find employ</div>
- <div class='line'>For their sublimest strains!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“The scriptures plainly teach
-that the saints in glory shall see the doleful state
-of the damned, and witness the execution of
-Almighty wrath.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_158'>158</span>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Oh, the transporting rapturous scene,</div>
- <div class='line'>That rises to my sight!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“The sight of hell torments
-will exalt the happiness of the saints forever, and
-give them a more lively relish of the joys of their
-heavenly home. The righteous and the wicked in
-the other world will see each other’s state. Thus
-the rich man in hell, and Lazarus and Abraham in
-heaven, are represented as seeing each other in the
-16th chapter of Luke. The wicked in their misery
-will see the saints in the kingdom of heaven.—Luke
-13–28–29. ‘There shall be weeping and gnashing of
-teeth, when ye shall see Abraham and Isaac and
-Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God,
-and you yourselves thrust out.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“The seraphs bright are hov’ring</div>
- <div class='line'>Around the throne above—</div>
- <div class='line'>Their harps are ever tuning</div>
- <div class='line'>To thrilling strains of love!</div>
- <div class='line'>They’ll tell the sweet old story</div>
- <div class='line'>I always loved so well!</div>
- <div class='line'>Oh, let me float in glory</div>
- <div class='line'>And hear sinners wail in hell!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“Now come we to the procrastination
-practiced by the average sinner, and in
-Proverbs 27–1 we find the words, ‘Boast not thyself
-of tomorrow; for thou knowest not what a day may
-bring forth.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_159'>159</span>Brother Hyatt:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“The lilies of the field,</div>
- <div class='line'>That quickly fade away,</div>
- <div class='line'>May well to us a lesson yield,</div>
- <div class='line'>For we are frail as they!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“Dear friends, tomorrow is
-not our own. There are many ways and means
-whereby the lives of men are ended. It is written
-in the book of Job, chapter 21, verse 23, that ‘One
-dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and
-quiet.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!—Now listen ye
-unto these words!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Melt, melt, these frozen hearts,</div>
- <div class='line'>These stubborn wills subdue;</div>
- <div class='line'>Each evil passion overcome,</div>
- <div class='line'>And form them all anew!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“Oh, ye unregenerates, that
-wallow in sin and wickedness on that platform! God
-despises you, and the flames await you! Go down
-upon your accursed knees tonight and beseech salvation.
-This is Friday, Saturday may be too late,
-and everything in the way of grace may be gone!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“Slim chance fer this bunch!
-It’s you to the red hot hooks!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Hark! What celestial notes,</div>
- <div class='line'>What melody do we hear?</div>
- <div class='line'>Soft on the morn it floats,</div>
- <div class='line'>And fills the ravished ear!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“How can you be reasonably
-quiet for one day, or for one night, when you know
-not when the end will come? If you should be found
-unregenerate, how fearful would be the consequence!
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_160'>160</span>Consider and harken unto this counsel! Repent and
-be prepared for death! The bow of wrath is bent,
-the arrow is made ready on the string, and nothing
-but the restraint of Almighty anger keeps the arrow
-one moment from being made drunk with your
-blood!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!! A-A-MEN!!—Oh,
-ye tight wads of iniquity, loosen up, fer this is the
-last call!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Let floods of penitential grief</div>
- <div class='line'>Burst forth from ev’ry eye!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“Be prepared for the opening
-of the eternal gates of pearl that are bathed in the
-light that shines for the meek and the pure in heart.
-The blessings of repentance are now before you.
-The choice of taking or leaving is yours!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“Nuthin’ could be fairer than
-that!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Oh, Bless the harps that played the tune,</div>
- <div class='line'>That brings us together this afternoon!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters:—“Be prepared for that awful
-day of judgment, when the paths that lead to
-heaven and the paths that lead to hell are divided
-by the width of a hair!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN—A-A-MEN!!!”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c013'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“There is a fountain filled with blood,</div>
- <div class='line'>Drawn from Immanuel’s veins,</div>
- <div class='line'>And sinners plunged beneath that flood,</div>
- <div class='line'>Lose all their guilty stains.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>At this point the rain descended out of the kindly
-skies, the flaming oratory was extinguished, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_161'>161</span>everybody retreated into the store. It was getting
-dark, and while the services were not completed, the
-exhorters felt that much spiritual progress had
-been made.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Most of the regulars departed silently when the
-shower was over.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Say, Rat, was that you down on the marsh the
-night we tried the goose call?” asked Bill Wirrick.
-“I seen somebody out near the channel w’en them
-funny streaks was in the sky. Since it all come
-out about the goose call we don’t try to keep it dark
-no more. The fellers ’round the store got onto it,
-an’ they’ve been devillin’ the life out o’ me an’ Tip.
-The dad gasted thing wouldn’t work an’ we’ve took
-it apart. We tried to make it sound like a flock o’
-geese, but it sounded more like a flock o’ thunder
-storms. Them sky streaks that night was a funny
-thing. They’s a paper here some’rs that’s got it
-all in. Lemme see if I c’n find it. Tip had it yisterd’y.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wirrick finally found the newspaper. Hyatt took
-it to the dim kerosene lamp and spent some time
-studying the long account of the magnetic storm.
-It was explained by scientific authorities, and bemoaned
-by the interests it had affected. The telegraph
-and telephone companies had been put out
-of business for several hours, and commerce had
-suffered while Hyatt’s soul was being purified in
-celestial fires.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Disillusionment came. As long as the things that
-were going on in this world were natural, and could
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_162'>162</span>be explained, Rat saw no reason for worrying about
-the next. A cherished idol was shattered; his piety
-was dead sea fruit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With the calmness of a cool gamester, who has
-thrown and lost his all—slightly pale, but with firm
-and deliberate step, he went behind the door and
-secured the rifle and cartridges he had asked Bill
-Stiles to restore to the swindled trapper. With no
-word of farewell to those around him, he lighted his
-long neglected old pipe, reeking with sin and nicotine,
-whistled to Spot, and walked away down the
-path to the river bank where the canoe had been
-left, and disappeared.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Brother Butters went out on the platform and
-looked longingly after him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Night had fallen upon the river. Somewhere far
-away in the purple gloom, that softly lay upon its
-dimpling and restless tide, was a lost sheep. Its
-fleece had become black, but it was more precious
-than the ninety and nine that were still within the
-fold.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_165'>165</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>VII<br /> <span class='large'>THE TURKEY CLUB</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>“We’re goin’ to take you up the river to
-the Turkey Club tomorrer,” announced
-“Rat” Hyatt, as we left Posey’s store
-one night. “There’s goin’ to be some doin’s there
-that you’ll like, an’ you’ll meet a lot o’ people you
-never seen before, an’ prob’ly some you won’t never
-want to see ag’in.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We had spent the evening with the usual group
-that clustered around the smoky stove when the
-weather rendered the platform outside uncomfortable.
-It was late in the fall and Thanksgiving was
-only a few days away, but Indian Summer still
-lingered, with its purple days and frosty nights, and
-I was loth to leave the river country while it lasted.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The council around the stove often varied in composition,
-but not in character. It was always picturesque,
-not only in its light and shade and color,
-but in the primitive philosophy, spontaneous wit,
-original profanity and ornate narrative that issued
-from it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On this occasion “Pop” Wilkins had told, with
-much circumstantial detail, a long story about his
-old plug hat. He said it “was minted about thirty
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_166'>166</span>years ago some’rs down east,” and was bought for
-him by subscription by the congregation over which
-he at that time presided. The hat was in the Allegheny
-river a couple of days during its journey to
-his address, but when it finally got to him the congregation
-had it all fixed up so that everybody said
-it was just as good as new. Since then he had only
-had to have it repaired twice. He had a great affection
-for it, on account of its old associations, and
-hoped that it would be buried with him when he
-died—a hope that was shared by all present. The
-old plug was an echo of years long departed and a
-never-failing butt of merry jest. The tickets of all
-the raffles that had ever been held in that part of
-the country, that anybody could remember, had been
-shaken up in Pop’s hat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old man’s story had reminded his listeners
-of others, and it was quite late when Posey remarked
-that he was going upstairs to bed, and “to keep
-things from bein’ carried off” he was “goin’ to
-lock up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>At ten the next morning five of us started up
-stream in three of the small boats that were usually
-attached to stakes under the bridge. Hyatt and I
-were in his duck canoe, which he skilfully propelled
-with his long paddle. Posey and Pop Wilkins followed,
-in a leaky green craft with squeaky oars.
-Far in the rear Bill Stiles stemmed the gentle current
-in his “push boat,” which he declared was
-never intended for anybody but him. This idea had
-been generally accepted along the river, for Bill’s
-boat was the only one for many miles up and down
-stream that had never been borrowed or stolen.
-The fact that it was so “tippy” that nobody but
-Bill seemed to be able to sit in it without being
-spilled into the river accounted for its immunity.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_166_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>“Bill” Stiles</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_167'>167</span>“Some day,” remarked Bill, “a cold wet
-stranger’ll come to the store to git warm, an’ tell
-some kind of a story about fallin’ offen the bridge
-into the river, but ev’rybody’ll know what’s happened.
-Nobody that’s acquainted ’round ’ere’ll ever
-try to navigate with my push boat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He called the craft “The Flapjack.” The roughly
-lettered name appeared in yellow paint on each side
-of the bow, and to his subtle mind, it was a sufficient
-warning to the unwary. He said that the name was
-also lettered along the bottom of the boat underneath,
-“an’ anybody that wants to c’n take e’r out’n
-the river an’ read it. She won’t keep ’im wait’n
-more’n a few minutes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The river was low and we scraped gently over a
-few sand bars on the way up. After proceeding
-about two miles we came to a wobbly and much
-patched bridge, on which were several figures. A
-fringe of cane fish poles drooped idly from its sides.
-The figures were motionless and would remain so
-until the Turkey Club activities began.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Here’s where we git off,” said Hyatt, as we
-turned in near the bridge. We waited for the rest
-of the flotilla to come up. When our party had all
-arrived we climbed a zig-zag path and walked along
-the road to the little gray church a few hundred feet
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_168'>168</span>away. It was here that the Reverend Daniel Butters—“The
-Javelin of the Lord”—was wont to expound
-the gospels, formulate dreary doctrines, and to depict
-the frightfulness of damnation to his superannuated
-and docile flock.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>So far as human faith and opinion could influence
-the destinies of any of these aged and serene believers,
-their spiritual safety had been assured for
-many years. They went regularly to church, principally
-because they wanted to be seen there, and
-because they had nothing else particularly to do or
-think about Sundays. Alas, how the ranks of
-worldly worshipers would dwindle were it not for
-these things!</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Like that of many preachers, the voice of Butters
-was of one crying in a desert to passing airs and
-unheeding sands. There were none to succor or
-uplift, and none to be beckoned to the fold. They
-were all in, and further effort was painting the lily
-and adding perfume to the rose. The strife was
-won, but yet he battled on. The great tide of human
-error flowed far beyond his ken, and he could drag
-no spiritual spoil from its turbid waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In fancy his religious establishment might be
-likened to a cocoon, into which none might enter,
-and from which none might emerge, except in a new
-and glorified state.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Some mournful Lombardy poplars stood in front
-of the unpainted structure, and on one side was the
-little cemetery, with its serried mounds and conventional
-epitaphs. A weeping willow wept near the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_169'>169</span>center of the plot, some rabbits hopped about near
-the broken fence at the farther side of the enclosure,
-and a stray cow fed peacefully among the leaning
-slabs.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“There’s a lot o’ people represented in that flock
-o’ tombstones,” observed Hyatt, as we turned in
-from the road, “an’ they’s a lot o’ cussedness out
-there that it’s a good thing to have covered up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Both physically and spiritually the old church was
-a dismal remnant, but it was the regional social center.
-The building was utilized in many profane
-ways that saddened the pious heart of the Reverend
-Butters, but to him, its crowning desecration was
-the Turkey Club.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The membership of this unique organization comprised
-practically all of the male population within
-eight or ten miles up and down the river—and Sophy
-Perkins, of whom more hereafter. Most of the small
-politicians of the county were affiliated with the
-club, and used it for such propaganda as from time
-to time befitted their objects and petty ambitions.
-Originally its purpose was to foster and finance the
-annual “turkey shoot.” This popular event usually
-just preceded Thanksgiving, and was the occasion
-of a general holiday.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the forty odd years of the club’s existence
-it had gradually broadened the scope of its early
-activities until it became more or less identified with
-pretty much everything of a local public character.
-Its only rival as a social focus was Posey’s store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Under its auspices the Fourth of July, golden
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_170'>170</span>weddings, and other anniversaries, were celebrated.
-Dances, amateur theatricals, old settlers’ picnics,
-tax protest meetings, lectures, political “rallies,”
-“grand raffles,” dog and chicken fights, greased pig
-contests, quilting bees, ministerial showers and other
-affairs were “pulled off” during the year. The
-ministerial showers were about the only functions
-that the Reverend Butters did not consider unholy.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were special meetings for discussion of
-diverse subjects, including the mistakes of congress,
-advice to the President, the tariff, the oppressions
-of capital, the tyranny of labor, prohibition, the
-negro question, restriction of immigration, Shakespeare
-criticism, the Wrongs of Ireland, and a host
-of other things that generated heat and lasting
-acrimony. The meetings sometimes approached
-turbulency when some over-zealous orator gave vent
-to unpopular ideas, or made statements that seemed
-to justify somebody in the audience in calling him
-a liar. Few participants ever left convinced of
-anything in particular, except the correctness of the
-opinions they had brought with them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We found a gathering of about a hundred club
-members and numerous small boys in the grove back
-of the church. We strolled about through the crowd
-and I was introduced by my companions to a number
-of their old friends.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill was the official head of the club and deservedly
-popular. To the small boys he was a deified personage.
-His constitutional title was “Chief Gobbler,”
-and he bore it with easy grace and a quiet air of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_171'>171</span><i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">noblesse oblige</span></i>. His opinion prevailed on club matters,
-except when Sophy Perkins was in contact with
-the situation, and this was most of the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy was the secretary, treasurer, general manager,
-board of directors, and, to her mind, constituted
-the greater part of the membership, although
-her duties were supposed to be merely clerical. All
-her life she had yearned for something besides her
-husband to regulate and superintend, and the Turkey
-Club had been a godsend.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She was a somewhat attenuated female, on the
-regretful side of fifty. Her physiognomy was repelling
-and expressed characteristics of an alley
-cat. There was a predatory gleam in her narrowly
-placed greenish eyes. They bespoke malignant
-jealousy and relentless cupidity. She seemed enveloped
-by an atmosphere—vague and indefinable—that
-prompted cautious and immediate retirement
-from her vicinity. In private conversation she was
-commonly referred to as “The Stinger,” and the
-soubriquet seemed to have been justly earned by a
-badly speckled record of secret intrigue and underhanded
-methods. Anonymous letters, petty trickery
-and duplicity in manifold forms were included in
-the misdeeds that had been tacitly laid at Sophy’s
-door.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She was of that female type that demands all
-male privileges, in addition to those of her own sex,
-and she often took advantage of the fact that she
-was a woman to do and say things that she would
-probably have been knocked down for if she had been
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_172'>172</span>a man—one of the most contemptible forms of cowardice.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Her shortcomings were legion, but nobody else
-was available who was willing to carry the burden
-of the clerical duties of the club, and she was allowed
-to run things to her heart’s content. Her main reward
-was the occasional mention of her name in the
-county paper, in connection with the activities of
-the club. She treasured the carefully garnered clippings
-and gloated over them through the dreary
-years. To her they were precious incense, and,
-while they gratified, but never satisfied her vanity
-and hunger for notoriety, they were the compensation
-of her narrow and disappointed life, and the
-food of her impoverished and selfish spirit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She was without the consolations of religion, the
-resources of culture, or the sweet recompense of
-children’s voices, to soften the asperities of her
-fruitless existence. The gray hairs had come and
-there was no love around Sophy, for she had sent
-forth none during the period of life in which temples
-of the soul must be builded, if kindly light beams
-from their windows, and there be fit sanctuary for
-the weary spirit in the after years.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Successive official heads of the club, who seemed
-to be attracting more public attention than Sophy,
-were submarined, made officially sick, and retired
-gracefully. The supply of these official heads finally
-became restricted, and for the past few years Bill’s
-incumbency had been undisturbed, although he frequently
-threatened to “throw up the job.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_173'>173</span>J. Montgomery Perkins was a subdued helpmate.
-He was an inoffensive little man, who was always
-alluded to as “Sophy’s husband,” and when this
-happened somebody would usually exclaim sympathetically,
-“Poor Perk!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Of late years the club had suffered from “too
-much Sophy Perkins.” Interest had begun to lag
-and apathy was creeping over the membership.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You want to look out fer Sophy,” confided
-Hyatt, before I had met her. “She’s got a lot o’
-wires loose in the upper story, but she knows where
-the ends of all of ’em are when they’s anything in
-it fer her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Promptly at 2 P.M. Bill pounded with a big stick
-on a board that was sustained at the ends by the
-heads of two resonant barrels. The confused hum
-of voices ceased and the eyes of the scattered groups
-were upon him. Sophy whispered to him that he
-was now to announce the opening of the shoot. It
-was Bill’s intention to do this anyway, but Sophy
-thought it better that she should take part in what
-was going on. Substantially his remarks were as
-follows:</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Gentlemen and One Lady: This ain’t no time
-fer a long speech. The annual turkey shoot o’ this
-club’s now on, an’ anybody that’s paid ’is dues an’
-’is entrance fee c’n git in on the game. Ten fat
-an’ husky birds are in them boxes, an’ the boxes
-are fifty yards from the rope that’s stretched between
-them two trees, an’ that’s the shoot’n stand.
-The chair has made the meas’erments. The birds’ll
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_174'>174</span>keep their heads poked up out o’ the holes in the
-tops o’ the boxes to rubber at the scenery, an’ they
-gotta be killed by a bullet in the head er neck.
-Hit’n ’em through the boxes don’t go this year like
-it did last. Them stone piles is to protect ’em up
-to the tops. Any eggs found in the boxes after
-the shoot’n belongs to the winners. Ev’ry shooter’ll
-have ten shots for ’is dollar, an’ ’e must stand an’
-shoot without rest’n ’is rifle on anything but ’imself.
-No bullet bigger’n yer thumb’s allowed. If you bust
-the bird’s head, er break ’is neck, it’s yours, an’ if
-you don’t hit nuth’n in the first ten shots you c’n
-buy more chances as long as the turkeys an’ yer
-money last. The money from the shoot’n’ll go to
-pay fer the fowls, an’ if they’s any live ones left
-after the show, they’ll be auctioned off to the highest
-bidders, if they don’t git insulted by the low
-bids an’ fly off with the boxes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I guess I’ve told all they is to say, but if they’s
-anything anybody don’t understand, er if anybody’s
-got any kick comin’, speak up. Oh, yes, I fergot to
-say there’ll be a booby prize of a little tin horn with
-a purple ribbon on it, fer them that can’t shoot
-should be allowed to toot. If they ain’t no objection
-the shoot’n’ll now commence.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With another loud bang on the board the address
-closed and the crowd drifted toward the taut rope.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Hold on there!” yelled Sophy Perkins, frantically
-waving a small book. “Nobody’s paid a cent
-yet!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You fellers’ll have to ante up before any blood
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_175'>175</span>runs!” shouted Bill as he again pounded the board.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Nineteen contestants qualified at the barrel behind
-which Sophy presided. Her fishy orbs lighted up
-at the sight of the money, which she deftly deposited
-in her stocking after modestly turning her back to
-the crowd.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“She’ll chaperone that cash to the day o’ the
-resurrection if somebody don’t kep tab on it,” said
-Hyatt in an undertone as the proceeds disappeared
-among the mysteries of Sophy’s apparel. “We’re
-goin’ to put rollers under that old girl some day, but
-we can’t do it till we c’n git somebody else willin’
-to do the work.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey and Hyatt were provided with firearms,
-and Pop Wilkins had brought an old-fashioned
-muzzle loading rifle with a long barrel, which he
-handled with much tenderness.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I used to shoot lady-bugs offen the edges o’
-the leaves on the tops o’ high trees with this old
-iron when I was young an’ spry, an’ mebbe I’ll hit
-sump’n with it today,” he declared, as he ambled
-over toward the shooting stand.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I didn’t bring no gun, an’ I won’t do no shoot’n,”
-remarked Bill. “It wouldn’t be dignified fer me as
-head of the club, an’ it wouldn’t be fair fer the rest
-fer me to shoot. It ’ud be like swip’n candy from
-little boys.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As Bill had not been known to kill anything with
-a gun for over twenty years, his explanation was
-accepted without comment.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Mr. Joshua T. Varney appeared at this stage of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_176'>176</span>the proceedings, and offered to take two dollars’
-worth of chances and pay three dollars premium if
-he could have the first trial and twenty successive
-shots. As it usually took a great many shots to hit
-a turkey’s head at fifty yards, his proposition was
-accepted after some discussion.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Josh” Varney was a traveling salesman, who
-for several years had periodically visited Posey’s
-store, on his rounds through the county, and sold
-supplies adapted to the general country trade.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was a smooth faced man of about forty, with
-keen gray eyes, a good story teller, and from him
-radiated the assurance and suavity of his kind. He
-had always been a “good mixer,” and was considered
-an all around good fellow. He had joined the
-club two years before, but had never attended a
-“shoot.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He went to his buggy, that stood near the roadside
-among numerous other vehicles, and returned
-with a small repeating rifle. He then stepped over
-to the rope and began shooting at the bobbing heads
-above the boxes. In this way hundreds of venerable
-gobblers and dignified hen turkeys had lost their
-lives in past years through innocent curiosity as to
-the doings of the outside world.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The birds were all dead when Mr. Varney had
-fired fourteen times. Quiet but well chosen profanity
-troubled the air when the tenth bird succumbed and
-the performance was ended.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill again belabored the board and announced
-the end of the contest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_177'>177</span>“Gentlemen, you prob’ly notice that the shoot’n’s
-all over! Sump’n has been done unto us, an’ somebody
-has had an elegant pastime. This ain’t been
-no turkey shoot, it’s been a horr’ble massacre, an’
-after this all Deadwood Dicks’ll be barred, unless
-they git a mile away when they shoot at anything
-’round ’ere. We better kill our turkeys with axes
-after this, an’ only sell the chance o’ one whopp.
-We ain’t got but one booby prize, an’ I guess you
-all better take turns blowin’ on it. This ain’t been no
-kind of a day, an’ it’s come to a sad end. The club’ll
-now perceed to its annual business, an’ as the day
-is nice an’ warm we might as well do it out doors
-’stid o’ goin’ in an’ muss’n up the church. Sophy,
-what you got on the fire that ’as to be ’tended to?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“They ain’t no business that I can’t ’tend to myself,”
-replied Sophy grimly. “The treasurer’s report’s
-been left home by accident, an’ they ain’t
-nuth’n else to come up, ’less somebody wants to
-pay dues, or you want to ’lect some new members.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With this she favored me with a stealthy sidelong
-glance and I was thereupon proposed for membership
-by Rat Hyatt, who added that I seemed to be
-the “only outsider present from a distance that
-hadn’t hornswoggled the club durin’ the past hour.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy’s talon-like fingers closed quickly on the
-two-dollar bill that I handed her as the first year’s
-dues, after my election and the formal adjournment
-of the meeting.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>While I was entirely out of sympathy with the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_178'>178</span>turkey shoots, I was glad for several reasons to
-become a member.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After most of the crowd had dispersed I was solemnly
-conducted into the church and informed that,
-in order to become a full-fledged member, certain
-things must be imparted to me to complete my initiation.
-I was then told that all “Turkeys” knew each
-other by certain grips and cabalistic words. The
-“grip” consisted of shaking hands with three fingers
-only, representing the three front toes of a
-turkey. The “countersign” was “Pop-Pop!” signifying
-rifle firing at the annual shoot. The countersign,
-loudly uttered, with three fingers held aloft,
-constituted “the grand high sign,” and I was told
-that I must always relieve any brother Turkey who
-hungered or thirsted, and made such a sign. With
-my promise to remember all this, the ceremony,
-which my instructors, Bill and Rat, considered very
-humorous, was ended.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Reverend Butters had been a sorrowful spectator
-of the proceedings of the afternoon, but his
-furrowed face brightened when Josh Varney gracefully
-presented him with one of the big dripping
-birds that he was carrying to his buggy. In prayer
-before his congregation on the following Sunday he
-expressed humble gratitude with the words, “Out
-of the iniquities of the world, O Lord, has sustenance
-come to the body of thy servant, and beneath
-a cloak of sin have Thy blessings been transmitted
-unto Thine anointed one.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The relations between the old preacher and Rat
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_179'>179</span>Hyatt had been slightly embarrassing since Rat’s
-conversion and sudden backsliding of the year before,
-and they had little to say to each other when
-they met. Rat was now regarded as a hopeless loss
-and a minute part of hell’s future fuel supply. He
-considered his former spiritual comforter “a busted
-wind bag,” so there seemed little left to say on
-either side.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the way back to the boats I reflected on the
-degrading entertainment of the afternoon. Outside
-of what Pop Wilkins called “the horning in of that
-turkey pirate,” the day was considered a success.
-The well aimed bullets had thrilled the spectators
-with savage joy, for somewhere in the heart of
-nearly every average human abides the primitive
-lust for blood. The marksmanship might just as
-well have been exhibited on inanimate and unsuffering
-targets. The helpless turkeys in the boxes
-gratified the baser instincts to the extent of their
-limitations, and when they were all dead the crowd
-went home as happy as if it had been to a bull fight,
-a prize ring, or to any other brutal spectacle disguised
-by pretended admiration of scientific ability.
-On the way back down the river, our boats kept close
-together and there was much discussion over the
-day’s events.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Pop Wilkins delivered a long tirade against Varney,
-and wound up by modestly admitting that probably
-he would have beheaded all of the birds with
-his squirrel rifle if he had had the opportunity, so
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_180'>180</span>after all it was merely a question as to who shot
-first.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That feller c’d prob’ly thread needles with that
-damn rifle,” observed Bill. “I’ve read o’ fellers
-that had telescope eyes an’ a sixth sense that somehow
-couldn’t miss nuth’n they ever shot at. They
-c’d plunk holes wherever they wanted to, like they
-was use’n a gimlet. I wonder what ’e wasted them
-four extry catritches fer? Prob’ly so’s to make a
-nice sociable feel’n all ’round an’ make ’em think
-it wasn’t quite so raw. He prob’ly goes to shoots
-all over the country an’ sells the plunder in the
-market.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The chill winds of a desolate winter had swept
-through the naked woods along the river, and a
-balmy May had come, with its tender unfolding
-leaves of hope and perfumed blossoms, when Josh
-Varney again appeared on the scene.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Well! Well! How’s everybody?” he shouted
-genially as he drove up in front of Posey’s store one
-forenoon with a roan horse and a smart new buggy.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We’re slowly git’n well. Say, Perfessor, you
-ain’t got no gun with you, have you?” queried Bill,
-as the pair shook hands. “’Cause if you have they’s
-a lot of us that’s goin’ to hide some poultry.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now, look ’ere Bill, you don’t want to be sore
-’bout that little shoot’n last fall. I gave all them
-turkeys to some poor people, an’ they done a lot
-o’ good. I just happened to hit ’em, an’ I couldn’t
-repeat that performance in a hundred years.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You bet you couldn’t ’round ’ere if we seen you
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_181'>181</span>first,” replied Bill. “I’d hate to furnish turkeys
-fer you to shoot at fer a hundred years, an I’d hate
-to be the poor people wait’n fer you to feed the
-birds to ’em. Say, what you got up yer sleeve this
-trip? Sump’n still funnier, I s’pose.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey was busy with a customer, and Varney remained
-with us on the platform. He produced some
-murky and doubtful cigars that Bill declared looked
-like genuine “El Hempos” and we smoked and
-talked for some time. Pop Wilkins joined us, and
-Sophy Perkins arrived at the store to purchase some
-calico. She bestowed a reserved nod and a feline
-glance on Varney, and greeted the rest of the party
-with scant politeness. She stood just inside, near
-the entrance, and utilized the time Posey was spending
-with his other customer in listening to our conversation.
-She soon became so absorbed in it that
-she forgot all about her calico and remained riveted
-to her point of vantage. Posey respected her preoccupation
-and busied himself with other things
-after his first visitor had left through the side door.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The chairs outside were tipped against the long
-window sill, and the party was making itself comfortable
-in the spring sunshine. Varney was relating
-a wondrous tale, and was fully aware of the
-acute eavesdropping within. Many of the romantic
-touches in his discourse were apparently for Sophy’s
-benefit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I got a long letter from a friend of mine,” said
-Josh, as he felt through his inside pockets, “an’ I
-wish I had it with me, but I guess I’ve left it somewhere.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_182'>182</span>He’s making a trip ’round the world an’
-’e writes me that in India he ran across a marvellous
-breed of turkeys. You know turkeys originated in
-India, an’ they come from there first about five hundred
-years ago. These strange birds he writes
-about live away up in the Himalaya mountains and
-are pure white. They’re much larger than ordinary
-turkeys, an’ their color adapts ’em to the snowy
-peaks, an’ protects ’em from the natives when they
-pursue ’em out o’ the valleys, where they go to eat
-frogs along the water courses. They live almost
-entirely on frogs when they c’n git ’em. When
-they’re disturbed they wing back to the frozen
-heights, an’ sometimes don’t come down for a year.
-When they’re hunted up there they fly from crag
-to crag an’ they’re almost invisible, an’ its a funny
-thing, but their meat’s all white, too. They ain’t
-no dark meat on ’em like there is on common
-turkeys.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“They lay enormous eggs an’ the eggs generally
-have two yolks. Sometimes twins hatch out of ’em.
-The double yolks give an extra amount of vitality
-to the young turks, which is necessary up among
-the cold rocks where they’re hatched.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The eggs have a delicious spicy flavor that comes
-from the spearmint and other pungent plants that
-the frogs nibble along the streams. The eggs are
-highly prized by epicures, an’ there’s a Frenchman
-livin’ in Bombay that pays two rupees apiece for
-all ’e c’n git of ’em. He makes what ’e calls
-‘<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">omelets de frog secondaire</span></i>,’ or something like that,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_183'>183</span>with ’em, an’ ’e says there’s nothing like ’em. With
-him its hen eggs no more.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“There’s a sacred caste in India called the
-Brahmins, and they believe that these white turkeys
-are what they call reincarnations of a supernatural
-race of beings that ruled the earth before man
-existed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Somebody ought to import some o’ them turkeys
-an’ breed ’em in this country. Along a river like
-this they’d find plenty to eat an’ they wouldn’t be
-no expense at all. My friend writes that ’e hopes
-to bring two or three back with him when ’e comes
-home, an’ I’m anxious to see ’em. Oh, yes, come
-to think of it, I put a photograph in my pocket book
-that was in the letter.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Varney thereupon produced a kodak print of a
-stately white bird. Some figures in oriental costume,
-somewhat out of focus and indistinct, were
-grouped back of it in the picture. Varney explained
-that these were Brahmins and native hunters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy peeked over the pile of straw hats in the
-window and had a good look at the photograph as
-Varney deftly held it so that it could be seen from
-that direction without appearing to do so.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We were greatly entertained by the story.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Say, Perfessor,” asked Bill, “what do them
-fowls an’ their young ones feed on when they don’t
-git offen the snow an’ go down fer frogs? Do they
-have to have the frogs fer their complexions?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That’s the strange part of it,” replied Varney.
-“You see they sort o’ lead double lives. Nature is
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_184'>184</span>wonderful in all her works. In the Himalayas
-there’s a small red mosquito that has never been
-found except away above the timber line. They have
-’em out west in this country, too. They sometimes
-cover the snow so thick that it looks like blood, an’
-the little turks patter ’round on the drifts an’ eat
-’em with voracity, an’ the big ones do, too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“‘Voracity,’ what’s that—sump’n their mixed
-with?” asked Bill.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“No, it means their awful appetite.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I’d s’pose them skeets ’ud make the turkey meat
-taste kin’ o’ nippy an’ prickly, sort o’ red-pepper
-like,” observed Bill, winking solemnly in our direction.
-“It oughta be hot stuff.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The insects make the finest kind o’ food for
-’em,” continued Varney, ignoring Bill’s gentle
-raillery, and the incredulous smiles of the rest of
-us. “When the mosquito crop’s extra good they
-get so fat they can’t fly or run very far, and are
-easily caught. When they’re lean they c’n run like
-a race horse. The bird that’s in the picture weighed
-nearly seventy pounds when ’e was captured. He
-couldn’t fly, an’ ’e was chased into a cleft in a big
-rock and a net was slipped over ’im. The man that
-caught ’im was named Bungush Swamee, an ’e was
-a famous hunter. You see everybody has funny
-names in India.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“What was that Bungush feller doin’ up there
-with a net?” asked Pop Wilkins. “Did ’e s’pect
-to find fish?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“No, he took it up there for that very purpose.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_185'>185</span>He wanted to catch ’is birds alive, without injury,
-so ’e c’d sell ’em to the museums an’ menageries.
-One year he caught seven an’ shipped ’em to the
-Zoo in Bombay, an’ that’s how that Frenchman I
-just spoke of happened to try the eggs. They laid
-’em in the Zoo and the keeper o’ the Zoo was a
-friend o’ his.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You askin’ about expecting to find fish up there
-reminds me that my friend said in ’is letter that
-another way they had o’ catching the birds was to
-lay out set lines over the snow with big fish hooks
-on ’em. They fastened ’em to the jagged rocks
-an’ left ’em out three or four days. They baited the
-hooks with frogs they’d brought up from down below.
-The frogs, of course, froze, but the turkeys
-would swallow ’em, an’ when the frogs thawed out
-inside their crops they’d be stuck with the hooks.
-My friend wrote that one man got three on one line
-once an’ had a terrible time pullin’ ’em in over the
-rough ice and snow. They have some awful snow
-storms up in them mountains. Sometimes it snows
-for years without let’n up, an’ the snow gits to be
-half a mile deep, so you see there’s lots of uncertainties.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>At this point Bill removed his tattered hat and
-bowed reverently to Varney.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Pop Wilkins remarked that he had often caught
-turkeys on fish lines, but his custom had been to
-troll for them through the open fields with spoon
-hooks, or use a pole and line with a casting bait
-when the birds were in the trees. Although he had
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_186'>186</span>never tried set lines on snow, he had no doubt it
-would work.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The subject was changed, and Sophy, after making
-her purchase, departed without looking in our
-direction.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That feller’s the oiliest liar I ever heard,” declared
-Bill, after Varney had transacted his business
-and gone, “an’ e’ tells int’restin’ lies, too. It beats
-me how ’e does ’em. It’s a sort o’ natural gift,
-like singin’ an’ drawin’ pitchers, an’ I love to
-hear ’im throw it. Most liars ’ud stop when they
-seen it wasn’t soakin’ in an’ people was git’n weak,
-but the Perfessor keeps right on ’till the goose flesh
-comes. Say, Pop, you an’ me’ll have to ferment
-sump’n to drown ’im with when ’e blows ’round ’ere
-ag’in. Let’s tell ’im one that’ll put ’im out o’ business
-for six months.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“All right, Bill, you be thinkin’ of it. You’re
-sump’n of a past master yourself. I’m goin’ home
-to rest. I got enough for one day.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Varney chuckled quietly to himself as he crossed
-the bridge, for with his story he had woven a web
-of many meshes, and to it he hoped time would
-bring valuable spoil. He knew that he could rely
-on Sophy’s cupidity and insatiable curiosity to
-“start something,” and when he came again it was
-his intention to amplify and strengthen the ground
-work he had laid.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A week later the firm by whom Josh was employed
-received a mysterious letter asking all about him.
-It came from the county seat, and was afterwards
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_187'>187</span>ascertained to have been written by one of Sophy’s
-acquaintances, undoubtedly at her instigation. This
-was a characteristic and favorite form of strategy
-with Sophy, and was quite recognizable to Josh
-when the letter was shown to him. The reply that
-he suggested was sent by his obliging employers.
-It contained the assurance that Mr. Varney was a
-gentleman of high repute. He had sold their goods
-for several years, and they considered his honesty
-and ability above question.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In due course of time Sophy began to agitate the
-idea of getting “some of those wonderful white foreign
-turkeys” that she had “accidentally heard
-about” into the neighborhood. She thought that
-the club ought to take the matter up.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill assured her that “the Perfessor was handin’
-out bunk the day that things was bein’ accident’ly
-overheard inside, an’ anything from ’im ’ud be
-’bout like what ’e put over at the Thanksgivin’
-shoot.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>This spirit of opposition only stimulated Sophy,
-and the subtle Josh had calculated on it to a nicety.
-He knew that the seed was now in fertile soil and
-he calmly awaited the harvest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In a month he came again, and incidentally mentioned
-that his friend who wrote him about the
-Himalayan white turkeys had arrived in New York.
-He had started home with three birds, but two of
-them had been sickened by the roll of the ship on
-the way over, and had died just before getting into
-port. The one that survived the voyage was the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_188'>188</span>remarkable gobbler that was in the picture he had
-shown on his last trip to the store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“This bird’ll cause a lot of excitement in this
-country,” he declared. “They call ’im Hyder Ali,
-an’ ’e’s named after a famous Mohametan general
-that fought in Asia a good many years ago. This
-man Hyder Ali pretty nearly cleaned the English
-out of India once an’ they had a hot time getting ’im
-canned. There’s been ships an’ perfumery an’ race
-horses an’ brands o’ cigars an’ lots of other things
-named after ’im. He was one of the most famous
-men that ever lived in that part of the world.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>By degrees the imaginative and romantic Josh
-succeeded in creating an atmosphere of avid interest
-in everything relating to Hyder Ali, the marvellous
-fowl from beyond the briny seas, and he
-intended to intensify this atmosphere to the point
-of precipitation at the proper time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A couple of weeks later Varney told Posey that he
-had bought the Himalayan gobbler from his friend,
-but did not know what to do with him for a week or
-ten days, as the man that was going to take care
-of it for him was away. It was arranged that the
-gobbler was to be brought to the store and temporarily
-installed in the chicken yard near the barn.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the following Saturday afternoon, when Josh
-well knew that there would be a full attendance at
-Posey’s, that gay and debonair gentleman came in
-a light spring wagon. He was accompanied by a
-young man with a thick “O’Merican” accent, who
-drove the rig, and whom he introduced as Mr. Flaherty.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_189'>189</span>Interest immediately centered on the big box,
-perforated with many auger holes, that stood in the
-wagon back of the seat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The vehicle was followed by the agitated and
-curious crowd, as it was driven back to the chicken
-yard. The box was tenderly removed and placed
-inside the wire netting enclosure by Varney and
-Flaherty.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The appearance of Hyder Ali had been skilfully
-timed. The composite effect of Varney’s discourses
-on the subject of this wondrous bird had been to
-produce psychologic conditions that he considered
-quite perfect for his dark purposes. He knew that
-the halo of prestige and romance, that had been
-patiently made to glow around Hyder Ali, would
-become still brighter when that peerless bird burst
-dramatically upon the rustic stage.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Out of the opened door of the box there came, with
-delicate mincing steps and regal mien, what, to that
-crowd, was almost a celestial vision. He was an
-enormous bird. With the exception of his eyes,
-he was pure white, even to his carunculated neck
-wattle and comb. The eyes were of a deep pink,
-and gleamed like iridescent opals in their snowy
-setting. The slender comb dangled and hung
-jauntily on one side, like the tassle on a Turkish
-fez, and it imparted a rakish oriental air. The head
-was crowned with a dainty little wisp of airy
-feathers that would have fluttered the heart of the
-most obdurate of hen turkeys. The shifting light
-revealed pearly half-tones in the snowy raiment. He
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_190'>190</span>was immaculate and would hardly have seemed out
-of place on a pedestal. Many strange and queer
-things have stood on pedestals in this world, both
-in fact and fancy, and Hyder Ali would have ranked
-very far from the lower end of the scale.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He paused on being released from what to him
-must have been a humiliating confinement, looked
-disdainfully at his surroundings, and nonchalantly
-acquired a fat green tomato worm that decorated a
-nearby leaf.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He walked slowly, and with lordly dignity, about
-the enclosure, apparently conscious of the wonder
-and admiration he was attracting. He seemed like
-some rare exotic—entirely foreign to the strange
-environment into which an indiscriminate fate had
-thrust him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Let joy be unconfined! We’ve got Hyder Ali!”
-shouted Bill, half sarcastically, as he joined the awe
-stricken crowd. He had arrived too late to witness
-the unloading, but he was impressed with the fact
-that Varney had, at least in some measure, “made
-good.” However, the demon of distrust still lingered
-in his heart. He had never seen or heard of
-anything that looked like Hyder Ali before, but was
-disposed to restrain his enthusiasm and await further
-developments.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy Perkins came late in the afternoon and was
-in a highly flustered state. She spent a long time
-at the chicken yard with her wistful eyes riveted
-on the distinguished guest. To own that bird would
-crown her futile and disappointed life with bliss.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_191'>191</span>She longed for its possession as one who beseeches
-fate for the unattainable.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Seemingly in response to her fervent gaze, Hyder
-Ali spread his tail feathers into vast fan-like forms
-over his downy back. His pink eyes glistened with
-alluring and changing beams from amid the fluffy
-white array of distended plumage, as he turned
-slowly round and round, posed, and strutted, quite
-human like, before Sophy’s bewildered vision.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His prolonged gobbles, as he majestically
-patrolled the chicken pen, had for her an ineffable
-musical charm.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She had once read a syndicated story in a newspaper
-magazine supplement, in which reincarnation
-and transmigration of souls figured in a supernatural
-and flesh creepy plot. After she had heard
-Josh Varney’s allusion to reincarnation in his first
-talk with us at the store, she had hunted it up and
-reread it carefully. In the woful and sobby tale
-a beautiful princess and her affinity discovered that
-they had once loved as shell-fish, and through countless
-ages had periodically met in other strange
-forms, which did not happen to be identical until
-the time of the story, when they met in a phosphorescent
-light in the dusty tomb of a Manchu
-ancestor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During her second day’s visit to Hyder Ali a
-mysterious and indefinable thrill had crept into
-Sophy’s sterile heart. She pondered much over the
-resistless fascination that the bird exercised over
-her, and suddenly became obsessed with the idea
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_192'>192</span>that this was possibly the reincarnation of a soul
-mate that she might have had in some far off previous
-existence, somewhere in the star swept æons
-that were gone, that had drifted through the ages
-in various forms, until predestination had again
-brought them face to face. She had a hazy idea of
-the theory of reincarnation, but she had an instinctive
-feeling that, if there was anything of that sort,
-this was probably it, and a long lost affinity was before
-her.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The “loose wires in her upper story” that Rat
-Hyatt had mentioned at the turkey shoot began to
-rattle hopelessly on the subject of the white gobbler.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Into her mind there came a desperate resolve to
-acquire that bird, by fair means or foul. All of her
-persistence, and every form of artifice and cunning
-of which she was capable would thenceforth be devoted
-to that end.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After Hyder Ali had sojourned a week in Posey’s
-pen, attended with adoration, and fed with selected
-worms, corn meal mush, and other dainties by the
-faithful Sophy, Mr. Flaherty came with his little
-spring wagon and took him away. He said that
-the man who was to keep him for Mr. Varney had
-returned home, but he did not say where he lived.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Thus was Hyder Ali dangled temptingly before
-the Turkey Club, and tantalizingly whisked from
-sight. Varney was eagerly questioned when he
-came again, but his manner was very reserved. He
-seemed willing to talk volubly on any subject but
-the gobbler, the only thing anybody wanted to hear
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_193'>193</span>about. He finally said that he had paid three hundred
-dollars for the bird and intended to exhibit
-him at the county fairs in various parts of the state
-during the fall, charging a small admission fee to
-make it profitable.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy was anxious to know if he would sell the
-bird, and, after talking it all over with her, the reluctant
-Josh consented to a “grand raffle” for the
-turkey, provided three hundred chances could be sold
-at one dollar each. He felt that exhibiting the bird
-around the country might be a good deal of a job,
-although he regarded it as a fine thing from a financial
-point of view. If he was to part with Hyder
-Ali he would rather that he would remain with his
-friends along the river, as he was very fond of all
-of them, and they might talk over the county fair
-idea later.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It was agreed that when all of the chances were
-sold the drawing should be held under the auspices
-of the Turkey Club in the yard back of Posey’s
-store, where Hyder Ali was to be brought.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Numbered tickets, corresponding to the names in
-Sophy’s sales book were to be deposited in a hat.
-Josh Varney, as the owner of the turkey, was to
-hold the hat. Sophy was to be blindfolded, and to
-draw forth the tickets one by one, until the contents
-of the hat were exhausted. They were to be
-handed to somebody else who would call off the numbers
-and cancel them in the book. The last ticket
-in the hat was to win Hyder Ali.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The chances were all sold within a week, some
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_194'>194</span>purchasers taking as many as a dozen. Just before
-the supply was gone Josh and his friend Flaherty
-each took ten and the book was declared closed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy was only able to buy seven, but she hoped
-that they would be sufficient for her purpose.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Every able bodied person, and some who were
-not, who lived within ten miles and could by any
-means get to the store, was there on the day of the
-drawing.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Hyder Ali arrived in his perforated box and was
-reinstalled in the chicken yard, where he walked
-about in lonely majesty, while his destiny was in
-the balance—the cynosure of many anxious and
-covetous eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A platform had been improvised with four big
-drygoods boxes in the yard, high enough for everybody
-to see what was going on. Mr. Varney stood
-on it and announced the conditions. He acknowledged
-the receipt of the proceeds of the raffle, and
-stated that the bird now belonged to the winner.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The three hundred numbered tickets were then
-produced by Sophy. She handed them to Varney
-to deposit in the ancient plug hat that Pop Wilkins
-had obligingly loaned for the occasion, in accordance
-with time honored custom. Pop, with the sun
-reflecting from his bald head, stood on the platform,
-adjusted his brass rimmed spectacles, and made
-ready to call off the cancellations.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Varney ran through the tickets several times and
-counted them to see if they were all there. His
-numbers were from 281 to 290. He mixed the tickets
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_195'>195</span>over thoroughly inside the hat with his hand, and
-the blindfolded Sophy began drawing. She had
-carefully bent all of her own tickets in such a way
-as to enable her to identify them by touch, and had
-no doubt that she would own Hyder Ali within the
-next twenty minutes. There was excited buying and
-selling, at big premiums, of numbers remaining in
-the hat as the contest narrowed down, and there
-were frequent delays in the drawing to accommodate
-the speculators. Six of Sophy’s tickets had
-come out. None of them were bent and cold chills
-raced up and down her spine. Her agile and nervous
-fingers had carefully avoided a well bent ticket
-near one side of the grimy interior of the hat. When
-she drew out a flat ticket next to it, she learned to
-her horror that it was her last number. With a faint
-heart she reached for the other, hoping that there
-had been some error in her count, but the last ticket
-was number 294, and it belonged to Mr. Flaherty.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It was evident to her that the wily Josh had discovered
-the bent tickets, and while he was handling
-them over inside the hat he had managed to
-straighten them all and bend Flaherty’s. Whatever
-other artifice Josh might have had in reserve had
-he not discovered the bunch of bent tickets will
-always be a mystery, but he certainly had no intention
-of leaving Hyder Ali in the river country.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy removed the handkerchief, under which she
-had found no difficulty in peeking during the drawing,
-and looked upon Josh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Human eyes have seldom glittered with the venomous
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_196'>196</span>and deadly glow that he now saw in Sophy’s
-orbs. Such eyes might have blazed through a labyrinth
-in a jungle upon one who had seized a tiger
-cub. Backed by courage the look would have portended
-murder.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy at once realized the hopelessness of her
-position, for no specious protest was possible. She
-had encountered an adept in an art in which she
-was but a tyro. It was all over and she was compelled
-to smother her impotent wrath.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>To the crowd, ignorant of the little drama on the
-platform, everything had seemed entirely regular.
-None of them had ever had a ghost of a chance of
-getting the turkey, but they were good natured
-losers. Pop Wilkins carefully restored the old stovepipe
-hat to his shining dome. While regretting that
-he had not won Hyder Ali and that that remarkable
-bird from foreign lands was not to remain in
-the community, he declared that there was now
-nothing to do but congratulate the winner.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That’s what we done at the turkey shoot last
-year,” remarked Bill in an undertone, as we watched
-the perforated box being loaded on to Flaherty’s
-spring wagon.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Varney tactfully refrained from assisting in the
-loading. “I hate to part with that bird,” he declared,
-“but business is business an’ there ’e
-goes!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy continued to look upon him with a steely
-and viperous glare, but he did not appear to notice
-her. They each knew that the other thoroughly
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_197'>197</span>understood the situation, and there were no ethics
-that were debatable. Sophy knew that Flaherty was
-a man of straw, and that she had been skilfully
-robbed of the fruits of her chicanery. Varney regarded
-her discomfiture with the generous benevolence
-of a victor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy believed that all moral logic, and every
-other kind of logic, entitled her to Hyder Ali. She
-considered that in addition to the loss of the bird,
-she had been swindled out of the seven dollars she
-had paid for her worthless chances.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She justified her own dishonesty to herself by
-the conviction that she had worked hard enough for
-the club to have the turkey anyway, and as long as
-some ticket had to be left until the last, it might just
-as well be her’s as anybody’s. It was all a matter of
-chance anyway, and, as it turned out it would have
-been much better for everybody if Hyder Ali could
-have been kept in the neighborhood with her instead
-of being taken away. She considered that she had
-suffered a great injustice, and that a defenseless
-woman should be thus robbed and maltreated was
-to her the acme of outrage.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Varney had his own rig with him and left for the
-county seat soon after Flaherty and his spring
-wagon had departed in an opposite direction. The
-precious pair was gone—with Hyder Ali, and two
-hundred and eighty dollars of tangible profits.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A melodious gobble was faintly heard far away
-on the road while Flaherty was still in sight. It
-might have been a wail of sorrow and farewell.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_198'>198</span>“I s’pose,” remarked Bill, “that Hyder Ali’s
-yellin’ fer help. He’s prob’ly ’fraid them two jay
-birds’ll send ’im back to them Brummins an’ that
-Bungspout Swammy fish net man in India, where
-’e’ll git ’is crop chilled with them frozen frogs, but
-’e needn’t worry. I didn’t buy no chances fer I
-didn’t think there’d be any show for a white man
-with Josh an’ Sophy up on them boxes, an’ they
-wasn’t. I thought they was goin’ to be sump’n doin’
-when I seen Sophy eyein’ Josh. She looked like
-she wanted to squirt some lye at ’im. Sophy’s got
-a bad eye. She c’n sour a pan o’ milk that’s twenty
-feet off by jest lookin’ at it in a cert’n way.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Them kewpies ’ave finished the cookin’ this time
-an’ we’re done good an’ brown. I don’t think
-they’ll be ’round any more ’less Josh comes to sell
-us a striped elephant next year, an’ if ’e does I
-’spose we’ll buy it. I don’t think we wanted that
-misquito fatted bird anyway. He didn’t look to me
-like ’e was healthy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy was ill for a couple of weeks and visited
-the store but rarely during the rest of the summer.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“She looks like she’d been licked,” observed Rat
-Hyatt. “She don’t seem to have no pep any more.
-I met ’er on the bridge the other day, an’ when I
-spoke to ’er she answered as nice an’ polite as
-anybody, instead o’ lookin’ at me like I was a
-skunk, an’ pass’n on the way she used to do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the latter part of August Sophy chanced
-to see a copy of a weekly paper that was published
-in a small town about fifty miles away. In it was
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_199'>199</span>an announcement of a “grand raffle,” to be held the
-following week, “for a wonderful white turkey imported
-from Siberia at great expense, the like of
-which has never been seen or heard of in this
-country.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The article went on to say that “this is a great
-event that is about to take place in our midst, and
-ye editor blushingly owns to the soft impeachment
-of having taken ten chances with his hard earned
-pelf. We hope to win the splendid prize, but if we
-fail we respectfully ask anybody who is in arrears
-on their subscription to please call at our holy editorial
-sanctum with some mazuma, for though ye
-ed. toys with the trailing skirts of fickle fortune, yet
-must he eat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Sophy kept her own counsel and prevailed on Pop
-Wilkins to lend her his horse and two seated buggy
-for a few days to enable her to visit a sick relative
-who lived some distance away. She was gone a
-week, and when she returned Hyder Ali was in the
-buggy. His beautiful head protruded inquiringly
-from the top of a gunny sack in which he was carefully
-secured. Sophy drove home with her prize,
-returned the rig to the obliging Pop, and walked
-loftily into the store, on her way back, to make
-some purchases.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>She was a changed woman, and victory was on
-her brow. She greeted the loiterers about the store,
-but, as Posey expressed it, “she spoke from above.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Naturally the neighborhood was in a ferment of
-curiosity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_200'>200</span>“How’d you git ’im?” asked Bill pleasantly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I caught ’im on a fish line,” she replied grimly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Beyond this she refused any explanations and her
-attitude was regarded as the height of cruelty. She
-said it was nobody’s business but her own, and no
-further light was thrown on the subject.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Early in the fall a band of gipsies came and
-camped on a grassy glade in the woods not far from
-where Sophy lived. They remained several weeks.
-The men traded horses with the nearby farmers,
-and the women went about the neighborhood in their
-picturesque costumes, begged small articles, and told
-fortunes.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One morning Sophy was horrified to find that
-Hyder Ali was gone. She at once suspected the
-gipsies, and rushed to their camp, but the Romany
-folk had departed. She found a long white feather
-on the ground that undoubtedly had come from her
-cherished bird. She at once enlisted all the help
-she could get. The assistance of the sheriff was
-invoked and the trail of the gipsies was taken by
-a large party. They were located about fifteen
-miles away. Thorough search revealed no trace of
-the missing property. The gipsies were confronted
-with the tell-tale feather, but denied all knowledge
-of it. There seemed to be nothing further to do and
-the matter was dropped by the sheriff.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In November, just before the annual turkey shoot,
-Mr. Roscoe Plunkett, of the firm of Plunkett &amp; Mott,
-whose goods Varney had sold for several years,
-came to Posey’s store to check up their account. He
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_201'>201</span>said that his firm had suffered considerable losses
-through the shady and sinuous methods of Varney,
-and that he was no longer with them. They had
-delved deep into his history before he came to them
-and found that he had a rancid past. It was
-checkered with a couple of jail confinements, but he
-had managed in each case to obtain his freedom
-after trial. He had been a champion rifle shot, and
-had given exhibitions of trick shooting in a wild
-west show for a year or two. Of late he had been
-mixed up with a man named Flaherty. They had
-found a farmer in the southern part of the state
-who had an albino turkey—one of those rare freaks
-of nature, due to deficient pigmentation. It was a
-beautiful gobbler of abnormal size. They bought
-the bird for twenty-five dollars, and, since that time
-they had been going about the country raffling it
-off. One of them had always won it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>During the previous week a friend of Plunkett’s,
-who was a commercial traveler, had written him
-that he had met Varney in Michigan, and that
-Flaherty and the white turkey were with him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>This new light on the general cussedness and
-dark ways of Josh Varney came too late to be of
-any benefit to Sophy. She had gone to live with
-some relatives in a small town in Iowa, taking her
-illusions and her bitter hatreds with her. Her henpecked
-husband had mercifully been relieved of his
-earthly troubles, but this had not seemed to disturb
-her as much as her other afflictions. She had become
-completely disgusted with her surroundings, and had
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_202'>202</span>sought new fields for her restless propensities.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It’s too bad Josh don’t know she’s a widow,”
-remarked Bill, “fer them two might git married
-now, if they wanted to.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill labored long in lettering out the notice of
-the next annual turkey shoot, which he tacked up
-in the store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a full attendance when the day came.
-The weather was again pleasant, the blood letting
-was satisfactory, and no untoward incident marred
-the joy of the occasion.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When the shooting was over Bill pounded officially
-on a barrel top and called the business meeting
-to order.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The first thing to be done at this meet’n is to
-’lect a new Chief Gobbler, fer this one has now resigned.
-This chair has quit, an’ now pays its parting
-respects to all the members. I say now that
-this chair has been blasphemed an’ jumped on fer
-five years. Nothin’ has ever been done right.
-Ev’rybody has cussed the chair right an’ left, an’
-the chair has never peeped or said a word back. In
-quit’n this hon’able office this chair now makes
-answer to all them sore heads that’s been criticize’n
-it fer all these years, an’ that answer is
-<em>BAH!!!!</em></p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now we’ll perceed to nominations fer the chair’s
-successor.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A Voice:—“I nom’nate Mr. Bill Stiles fer the
-ensuin’ year, an’ I move it be made unimous.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Chair:—“Is there no other nominations?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_203'>203</span>Another Voice:—“I nom’nate Mr. Josh Varney,
-an’ I move it be made unimous.” (Chorus of cat
-calls.)</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A voice from the rear:—“I move that the chair
-stops smokin’ when it’s presidin’ an’ I move we
-adjourn!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Chair:—“If that feller back there thinks ’e
-c’n run this meet’n better’n it’s bein’ done, let ’im
-come up in front. This chair’s goin’ to do its
-smokin’ while it’s alive instid o’ wait’n ’till afterwards
-like some people. We gotta have some dignity
-about this thing, an’ you fellers keep quiet!
-Now who makes any more nominations?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After some further parliamentary bickering, the
-reluctant Bill was duly reëlected, as usual.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now,” he continued, “havin’ got this turr’ble
-weight offen our chests, the next business’ll be the
-’lection of a new boss, fer Sophy Perkins has left
-us. She’s gone way off some’rs where the winds
-are blowin’ an’ she’ll never come back. Mr. Posey
-has been suggested fer new secretary an’ treasurer.
-Does anybody nominate ’im?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“He’d be a good man to take in the money, but
-he’d make a hell of a secretary!” shouted somebody
-in the crowd.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Never mind, does somebody nominate ’im?”
-continued Bill.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“How d’ye know Sophy’ll never come back?” demanded
-another voice from the rear.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“How do I know? How do I know anything?
-Shut up!” replied the chair with asperity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_204'>204</span>Mr. Posey modestly declined his impending honors,
-but was elected.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The next business,” announced Bill, “is the report
-o’ the chair on the case o’ Mr. Josh Varney.
-Some o’ you’ll prob’ly faintly recollect of ’is havin’
-been among us some time ago.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He then related the story of Plunkett, revealed the
-sins of Varney in all their sable hues and commented
-caustically on the soft headedness of the victims of
-that artful tactician.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“All you fellers has been just as easy marks fer
-Josh as them ten turkeys in them boxes was a year
-ago. Some day we may ketch the perfessor, but
-knowin’ ’im as I do, I don’t b’lieve we will. He
-bruised a lot o’ gold shekels out o’ this bunch with
-that pale fowl, an’ besides ’e made us feel bad.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Mr. Rat Hyatt was now recognized by the chair.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Fer years,” said Rat, “all of us has called
-Sophy Perkins ‘the stinger,’ an’ she was a stinger,
-but I now move you, Mr. Chairman, that that title
-be hereby shifted offen ’er an’ put on that pink
-eyed turkey man.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The motion was unanimously carried and ordered
-spread upon the records that Sophy had left at the
-store.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The meeting then adjourned.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As we left I casually mentioned the fine weather
-we were having.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Yes, it’s been a phenonomous year,” replied
-Bill, thoughtfully.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_207'>207</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>VIII<br /> <span class='large'>THE PREDICAMENTS OF COLONEL PEETS<a id='r1' /><a href='#f1' class='c015'><sup>[1]</sup></a></span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>Near one of the picturesque bends of the
-river, about half a mile above the beginning
-of the Big Marsh, was the home of
-Col. Jasper M. Peets, a doughty warrior, who had
-fought valiantly for the Lost Cause, and was spending
-his declining years in a troubled twilight.</p>
-
-<div class='footnote' id='f1'>
-<p class='c008'><a href='#r1'>1</a>. The author acknowledges his indebtedness to Mr. T. H. Ball, of
-Crown Point, Ind., for a portion of the material used in this story.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Colonel was an exotic. Perverse fates had
-transplanted him into a strange clime. All that
-anybody along the river knew of his history, up to
-the time of his arrival, had come from his own
-lips, and none of it was to his discredit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I had made his acquaintance at Posey’s store,
-where he frequently came for supplies. Muskrat
-Hyatt cautioned me not to have anything to do
-with him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That feller’s bad medicine,” he declared. “He’s
-worse’n I am, an’ that’s sayin’ a whole lot. If you
-ever go down to his place, you keep yer cash in yer
-shoes an’ don’t you take ’em off while you’re
-there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The little farm, with its dilapidated house and
-barn, had come to the Colonel as an inheritance from
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_208'>208</span>a distant relative whom he had never seen. The old
-pioneer, who had died there, had spent years of toil,
-patient and unremitting, in clearing the land and
-coaxing a precarious livelihood from the reluctant
-soil. He had left no will and the Colonel was the
-nearest surviving relative.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Colonel explained that this “fahm” and a
-“small passel of land down south” was all that he
-now possessed in the world. The “iron heel of the
-oppressah” had destroyed everything else. His
-“beautiful mansion on the Cumbe’land,” and all his
-“niggahs,” had been lost in the fury of the conflict.
-His “pussonal fo’tune” was a wreck.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was over seventy, and quite gray, but his erect
-military figure and splendid health somewhat belied
-his years. He was rather indolent in his movements,
-but as he sat in his hickory arm chair before the
-stone fire place, the lights that played over his storm
-beaten features pictured a warrior in repose.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His heavy moustache was trained down in horseshoe
-fashion on each side of his chin, and then
-twisted outward in a way that gave his face a redoubtable
-expression when he frowned. He would
-often stand before the three-cornered piece of mirror
-attached to the outside of the house, combing and
-recombing the bellicose ornament, and observing it
-attentively, until he achieved particular curves at
-the ends that pleased his fancy. Apparently he affected
-a formidable facial aspect, becoming to one
-who had led charging men.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_208_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Colonel Jasper M. Peets</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_209'>209</span>Evidently he had somewhere received a fair education, but outside of fiction, a field he had widely
-covered, he seemed to have little interest in books.
-His former environment had left a romantic polish,
-heightened by a florid imagination. His character
-had been moulded by the traditions of the south
-and they were the only religion he had. His vanity
-was delightful, and he had the heart of a child.
-Little gifts of tobacco and cigars made him happy
-for hours, and there was a subtle lovable quality
-about him that radiated even in his foibles.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The old house stood on the rising ground, among
-tall elms and walnuts, about two hundred feet from
-the river. It had never been painted. Some of the
-clapboards and shingles were missing and others
-were loose. When the wind blew, stray currents
-permeated the structure, and there were mournful
-sounds between the walls—like the moanings of
-uneasy ghosts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The little log barn was decayed and tenantless,
-with the exception of a few scraggly hens and a
-vicious looking old game cock. The Colonel had
-bought him somewhere and annexed him to his estate—possibly
-as a concession to his early sporting
-instincts, or for sympathetic reasons. They were
-both warriors of better days.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In an enclosure beyond the barn were half a
-dozen young razor backed pigs. These noisy shoats
-were a continual source of irritation to the Colonel.
-He declared that he would shoot the two sopranos
-and let the other pork loose if Seth Mussey, who
-looked after them, did not put muzzles on them or
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_210'>210</span>find some other way of keeping them quiet at night.
-The Colonel did not do any “wo’k on the fahm.”
-This was attended to by Mussey “on shares.”
-Mussey lived a quarter of a mile away, and was the
-only neighbor. The “shares” were not very remunerative,
-but, added to the Colonel’s other small
-resources, they made existence possible.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A narrow path led down to the river bank, where
-the Colonel kept his row boat and a small duck
-canoe which he propelled with a long paddle. The
-landing consisted of a couple of logs secured with
-stakes, and overlaid with planks. During high water
-in the spring the landing usually floated away and
-a new one was built when the freshets subsided.
-There was an air of general shiftlessness about the
-place that would have been depressing to anybody
-who did not know its eccentric proprietor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He spent much of his time fishing on the river
-in the summer and early fall until the ducks began
-to come in. During the game seasons he acted as
-host, guide and “pusher” for duck hunters, who
-sometimes spent weeks with him. They had rare
-sport on the big marsh, but were compelled to suffer
-some hardships at the Colonel’s house. He did the
-cooking, or rather he heated the things that were
-eaten, and some of them baffled analysis.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One of his guests once told of a “mud-hen hash”
-that the Colonel had compounded, in which there
-were many feathers, and of some “snapping turtle
-soup” where all was lost but the adjective. The
-complaining visitor had slept on the floor, with a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_211'>211</span>bag of shelled corn for a pillow, and the unholy
-mess, with a cup of doubtful coffee, had been served
-for breakfast, but he soon got “broken in” and
-learned to put up with these things if he wanted to
-shoot ducks with the Colonel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The various dishes, when cooked for the first time,
-could usually be identified, but succeeding compositions
-were culinary by-products, and afforded few
-clues to their component parts, except to a continuous
-and very observant guest.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I once ate some “fish chowder” with the Colonel,
-which, if it had been called almost anything else,
-would have been really very good. I never knew
-the ingredients, and doubt if its author could have
-reconstructed it, or have given an accurate account
-of its contents. Some one has aptly said, “if you
-want to be happy don’t inquire into things,” and the
-injunction seemed quite applicable to the Colonel’s
-fare.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There are many accidents—both happy and sad—in
-cookery. A wise cook is never free with
-recipes, for, in any art, formula dissipates mystery
-that is often essential to appreciation. Some cooks
-enter where angels fear to tread, and when the trip
-is successful the glory is properly theirs. Their
-task is thankless, and malediction is upon them when
-they fail. They are in contact with elemental instincts,
-and their occupation is perilous, for they
-are between an animal and its meat.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One stormy night we sat before the crackling fire.
-The loose clapboards rattled outside and the big
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_212'>212</span>trees were grumbling in the wind. Water dripped
-from the leaky roof and little streams crept across
-the floor.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I had come down the river in a small rowboat,
-and intended to spend a week fishing for bass in
-the stream and sketching in the big marsh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You must pa’don the appeahance of things
-’round heah,” remarked the Colonel. “Theah is a
-lot of fixin’ up to be done, and the weatheh has
-been so pleasant lately that that infe’nal Mussey
-has had to wo’k out doahs. If this weatheh stays
-bad he will come in heah an’ straighten things up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He had queer notions regarding work. There
-were some things that he would do diligently, and
-others he considered beneath his dignity. The line
-of demarcation was confused, and I was never quite
-able to be certain of it. He cooked and partially
-washed the dishes, but never swept the floors, or
-fed the chickens and shoats at the barn. He never
-repaired anything except under urgent necessity,
-and his idea of order was not to disturb anything
-after he had let go of it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You may be interested to know, suh, that I have
-been occupying my spaiah time writing my memoahs,”
-he continued. “I have collected the scattehed
-reco’ds of my careah. I have no descendants, an’
-I may say to you confidentially, as one gentleman
-to anotheh, that I do not expect any, suh, so theah
-will be nobody to take pride in my literary wo’k
-afteh I am gone, but the gene’l public, but as a paht
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_213'>213</span>of the history of the south, durin’ its period of great
-trial, I think my memoahs would be valuable.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I am going to put my memoahs in the fawm
-of a novel, suh, an’ I have had to mix up a lot of
-otheh people in it who ah, to some extent, fictitious,
-so my book will be a combination of fact and
-romance. I have thought it all oveh. I am of the
-opinion that a book to be populah must be a story.
-It must have a plot, and somebody must get married
-on the last page. I am writing such a story, suh,
-and am weaving the main incidents of my careah
-into the plot. In this way I will get my history
-befoah a great many people who nevah read memoahs.
-I will gild what is the real pill, so to speak,
-by dipping it into the bright hued watehs of
-romance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I am having a great deal of trouble with my
-plot, suh. Theah is a fellah in it by the name of
-Puddington Calkins. I want to kill this cussed
-Calkins, but if I kill ’im I will have nobody to marry
-to the mystehious veiled lady that I see in the dim
-distance. She is gliding towa’d the web of my plot,
-but I do not yet know whetheh she comes upon an
-errand of vengeance, or to demand justice foh her
-child. This veiled lady is pe’fumed with tube rose,
-suh, and I hate to leave her out, foh, with the exception
-of bou’bon, tube rose is my favorite odeh,
-and that reminds me, suh—pahdon me just one
-moment.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Colonel arose and went to the cupboard. He
-brought forth a tall bottle, poured a liberal dose
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_214'>214</span>into a tin cup, and swallowed it with impressive
-solemnity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That bou’bon came f’om Tennessee. It was
-sent to me by an old friend who was related to
-Jedge Benton of Nashville. When the Jedge died
-he had two bar’ls of this noble fluid in his cellah,
-and one of them was left to my friend in the Jedge’s
-will. It had been twenty-foah yeahs in the wood,
-suh. I was fo’tunate enough to be presented with
-some of that wonde’ful whiskey. I am sorry, suh,
-that you do not indulge, foh you ah missin’ something
-that puts spangles on a sad life, suh!</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Most people drink whiskey foh its alcohol, and
-such people, suh, should pat’onize a drug stoah. A
-gentleman drinks it foh its flavah, and that reminds
-me, suh, that birdy cannot fly with one wing, an’
-if you’ll pahdon me I’ll take anotheh.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After replacing what was left of the “bou’bon,”
-the Colonel stuffed some fragrant tobacco into a
-much darkened cob pipe, contemplated the ascending
-wreaths for a while, and reverted to his novel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The plot of that story is a pe’plexity to me, suh.
-I think of things to put in it when I am out on the
-rivah, and when I get back I fo’get what they ah.
-I am going to get some moah papeh and write the
-whole thing oveh. Maybe I will kill that infe’nal
-Pud Calkins and I will myself marry that female
-whose face is concealed. Somebody must marry her
-or she will be left without suppo’t at the end of the
-book. People will nevah buy my memoahs. They
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_215'>215</span>will look in the back, and if theah is no wedding
-theah, they will cast the volume aside.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That Pud Calkins is much on my mind, suh. He
-is a predicament. He wakes me f’om my slumbehs,
-an’ sits beside me at my humble meals. He has
-dammed up the flow of my fancy in my novel, suh.
-I have nevah read a novel that had anything like
-him in it. He is a damned nuisance, suh, and he
-has got to go.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The next time you come down I would like to
-read to you what I have written. It is too much
-mixed up now, but I will have it all in o’deh when
-you come again. And anotheh thing that bothehs
-me is my chestnut filly that I rode durin’ the wah.
-I have got to have her in the story. I rode her
-through battle smoke and oveh fields of ca’nage.
-I was at the head of my men, suh, an’ ev’ry fall of
-her hoofs was on dead Yankees that fell befoah
-ouah onslaught. It would break my heaht if Pud
-Calkins should evah ride that hawss, even in a story,
-and yet Pud Calkins was on the field where I fell
-covehed with wounds, and he rode some hawss home
-to tell the tale, and if he had some otheh hawss, I
-would have to leave my filly out, foh only one live
-hawss was left at the end of that cha’ge, and that
-was the one I fell f’om, an’ Great Gawd, man, I
-couldn’t kill my filly!</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Of co’se my hawss will succumb in my memoahs
-to the immutable laws of natcha, but that must appeah
-as the reco’d of the actual fact, afteh the wah
-was oveh. She will not die by my hand, even in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_216'>216</span>fiction—no, suh! I will kill Pud Calkins a thousand
-times first, suh!</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The prepahation of all this written matteh has
-been a great labah to me, but it has occupied many
-houahs that would othe’wise be unbeahable in this
-Gawd fo’saken country. I sit heah by my fiah and
-wo’k with my pen, but this Pud Calkins is always
-by my side, suh.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Barring a few unavoidable discomforts, I spent
-a very pleasant week with the Colonel. The fishing
-had been good, and there was a world of interest
-and joy in the stretches of the great marsh, teeming
-with wild life, and filled with the gentle melodies
-of hidden waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I paid mine host his modest bill, bade him good
-bye at the landing, rowed up stream, and, after
-spending a day with Tipton Posey at Bundy’s
-Bridge, left the river country.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It was six months before I returned. I sought
-the Colonel and found him much changed. A trouble
-had come upon him. His eye had lost its lustre,
-he had an air of listlessness and preoccupation, and
-he looked older.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It seemed that there had been great excitement
-in the county after my departure, and the Colonel
-had been the storm center.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When we had finished our simple evening meal,
-and had lighted our pipes before the fire, the Colonel
-handed me a copy of <cite>The Index</cite>, the weekly paper,
-published at the county seat. Its date was
-about four months old.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_217'>217</span>“I would like to have you read that, suh, and then
-I will hand you anotheh.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the front page were some glaring headlines:
-THE BURGLARY!!!—THE EXPLOSION!!!—THE
-PURSUIT!!! I read the account with deep
-interest, which was as follows:</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“On Monday morning of June 10th a crowd assembled
-in front of the County Treasurer’s office at
-the Court House, amid very unusual circumstances.
-Nearly seven thousand dollars were known to have
-been in the safe Saturday night, and now as the
-anxious citizens crowded through the door, they
-saw a ruined open safe, and abundant evidences of
-a fearful explosion. A steel drill, some files, and
-an empty can that had probably contained the explosive
-compound, were scattered about on the
-floor. The rugs were in a pile near the safe, where
-they had probably been used to muffle the explosion.
-The money was gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It was learned that a stranger of singular appearance,
-and marked individualities, with a gray
-coat, a heavy gray moustache and long chin whiskers,
-who entered the town last Friday, and had
-been observed by many of the citizens during Friday
-and Saturday, had deposited at the Treasurer’s
-office, for safe keeping, a box represented to contain
-valuables. This box, made of tin, some eight
-inches in length and five in width, was deposited
-on Friday, and taken out on Saturday morning. It
-was again deposited on Saturday afternoon, to be
-called for on Monday morning.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_218'>218</span>“The county treasurer, the Hon. Truman W.
-Pettibone, had gone fishing on Thursday and expected
-to remain away until Tuesday, as is his custom
-during the summer months.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The mysterious stranger was waited on by Mr.
-J. Milton Tuttle, the courteous and well known
-clerk in the treasurer’s office. Mr. Tuttle’s charming
-daughter has just returned from a visit to her
-aunt in Oak Grove township—but we digress. J.
-Milton Tuttle had no suspicions, and retired at evening
-to his home and his interesting family.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The stranger was thought by several citizens to
-have taken the evening train, but was seen lurking
-around town, with a slouch hat pulled well down
-over his eyes, at a late hour Saturday night. He
-entered the Busy Bee Buffet at eleven o’clock and
-was served by Mr. Oscar Sheets, the gentlemanly
-bartender. He immediately departed. It is supposed
-that he spent the night in some barn.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It was ascertained that the tall and singular
-looking man, in the gray coat, who appeared to be
-disguised, was seen on Sunday morning to enter the
-front door of the Court House. This door, as is
-well known, is usually left open on Sunday for the
-convenience of Sunday callers who wish to read the
-legal notices on the bulletin board in the hallway.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Miss Anastasia Simpson, an unmarried lady,
-living near the Court House, noticed particularly
-that the stranger was very distinguished looking.
-She watched from her window for his reappearance,
-which did not take place until three in the afternoon,
-when he departed seemingly in a state of great perturbation
-and excitement.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_218_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>Miss Anastasia Simpson</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_219'>219</span>“It was ascertained that Mr. Wellington Peters,
-proprietor of the prominent and well known low
-priced hardware store bearing his name, and whose
-business is advertised in our columns, while standing
-on the corner talking with a traveling man near
-the hotel, heard a dull booming sound from the direction
-of the court house, at about 2:45 P.M., but
-thinking that it was boys making some kind of a
-racket, he paid no attention to it. Several other
-prominent and well known citizens heard the same
-sound at the same hour.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The tall and mysterious stranger was seen by
-Miss Simpson to walk south after leaving the court
-house. She went to another window to further observe
-him, but he had disappeared.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The little tin box which the artful and designing
-robber had left ‘for safe keeping’ with J. Milton
-Tuttle, and which he locked up in the safe, was
-opened and found to contain nothing but a bag of
-sand.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It was evident to all that the tin box was a subterfuge.
-It was used as an excuse to visit and inspect
-the ‘lay of the land’ in the office of the treasurer
-of our county.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“About noon, on Monday, a posse was formed by
-the Hon. Cyrus Butts, our gentlemanly and efficient
-sheriff. The posse, consisting of three prominent
-and well known citizens, Oliver K. Gardner, Silas
-B. Kendall and Elmer Dinwiddie, accompanied by
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_220'>220</span>the sheriff, made a circuit of the town. They ascertained
-that the mysterious stranger had stopped
-at the pleasant little home of Mr. Mike Carney, the
-genial and well known butcher of our town, and
-asked for a drink of water, which was given him.
-He had then taken a southerly direction along the
-section line road. The posse procured Toppington
-Smith’s mottled blood hound and put the intelligent
-animal on the trail of the fleeing burglar. The pursuit
-continued for about twelve miles. The fugitive
-was evidently making a bee line along the section
-road for the river marshes. A team was met on
-the road, with a load of baled hay, and impressed
-into service. All of the bales but two were unloaded
-and left by the roadside. The two bales were
-retained on the wagon for use as a barricade in case
-of a revolver battle with the burglar.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Drivers of teams, met along the route, reported
-seeing a man enter the woods before they met him,
-and go back into the road a long ways behind
-them after they had passed. The variations in the
-course taken by the hound confirmed this.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“About ten o’clock at night there was a full moon.
-The trail left the road and led into some thick underbrush,
-near a small slough. Some smoke issued
-from the brush, where the fugitive had evidently
-built a fire and expected to spend the night. The
-place was surrounded and the posse cautiously advanced,
-but the burglar was gone. It was thought
-that the cunning malefactor had got wind of his
-pursuers, that he had turned aside and lighted this
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_221'>221</span>fire in the brush with a view of delaying and baffling
-those behind him with artful strategy.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The hound left the brush, and a few minutes
-later a tall figure, with a light gray coat, was seen
-a few hundred yards away on a bare ridge in the
-moonlight. It was unquestionably the fugitive and
-the hound was with him. The posse opened fire with
-revolvers, but at such a distance it was futile. The
-man and the dog disappeared over the ridge into
-the woods. The burglar had escaped, and the dog
-had evidently joined forces with him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Further pursuit that night was considered hopeless.
-The posse slept at a farm house and resumed
-the search Tuesday morning. They found the dog
-tied to a tree near the edge of the big marsh, there
-were tracks in the soft mud at the margin of the
-slough, and an old boat belonging to a farmer in
-the vicinity was gone. There were marks in the
-mud showing where the boat had been shoved out to
-the water.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The pursuit was abandoned and the posse returned
-home. A full description of the robber was
-sent broadcast, and it is thought that his capture is
-only a matter of time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Up to the hour of going to press there are no
-further particulars to record, but we hope that before
-our next issue, justice will triumph, and the
-burglar with his ill gotten booty will be within its
-grasp.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“And now, suh, will you please cast youah eye
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_222'>222</span>oveh this reco’d of infamy,” requested the Colonel,
-as he handed me a later copy of the same paper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The next account was headed:</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>“ARRESTED!!!—PRELIMINARY</div>
- <div>HEARING!!!—HABEAS CORPUS!!!”</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c016'>and it read as follows:</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We are able to announce that the crafty and resourceful
-robber of the county treasurer’s office, who
-so successfully eluded the grasp of his pursuers,
-and made good his retreat into the river marshes,
-has probably been apprehended.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The evidence seems to indicate that one Col.
-Peets, who lives on a small farm on the river, above
-the marsh, is the culprit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“He was captured there by the sheriff, the day
-after our last week’s issue was in the hands of the
-public. He offered no resistance. The information
-that led to his capture was received from Mr. Tipton
-Posey who keeps the well known general store
-near Bundy’s Bridge. Mr. Posey stated that the
-description of the robber, printed in this paper, exactly
-fitted Col. Peets, with the exception of the chin
-whiskers, which he thought were false.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“This paper is invariably modest and unassuming.
-It vaunteth not itself, but we may say, without
-undue self glorification, that it was the thoroughness
-of the journalistic work of this paper that
-made the description of the robber available, and
-that this capture is therefore exclusively due to the
-enterprise of <em>The Index</em>. Our circulation covers the
-entire county. Our advertising rates will be found
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_223'>223</span>on another page. Our subscription rates are two
-dollars a year, cash, or two fifty in produce—strictly
-in advance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Col. Peets claims to be an ex-officer in the Rebel
-Army. He bears a bad reputation along the river,
-and is said to be a man of immoral character.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The prisoner was securely lodged in the county
-jail, and, after the usual legal forms, he was brought
-before the Justice of the Peace for preliminary
-hearing.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“When the morning of the examination came, the
-court was thronged as it never has been before. The
-ladies crowded the room as they had never done at
-any court during our existence as a county, while
-the trial progressed, manifesting a strange interest,
-which has never been exhibited till now, for or
-against any prisoner. And yet not so strange, for
-a remarkable prisoner appeared before them. He
-was tall, strongly built, with a heavy moustache,
-and pale—as though just recovering from an illness—marked
-in his individualities, a man of martial
-bearing, whom one would expect to recognize
-among ten thousand.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Every female eye was uninterruptedly focussed
-on this striking looking man during the entire hearing.
-He was claimed to be the same stranger who
-had blown open the safe and abstracted the seven
-thousand dollars of the county’s money. The loss
-will of course have to be made good by the
-treasurer or his bondsmen, if the plunder is not
-recovered from the thief, and much sympathy is felt
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_224'>224</span>for the Hon. Truman W. Pettibone, who has long
-borne an enviable and unsullied reputation in our
-midst.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Several of the ladies present were to appear
-among the witnesses in behalf of the state and for
-the defense. The question under consideration was
-the identity of this tall mysterious looking prisoner
-and that tall disguised stranger who was unquestionably
-responsible before the law for the astounding
-burglary.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The counsel for the state was the Hon. John
-Wesley Watts, our brilliant and alert county attorney.
-The prisoner was represented by W. St. John
-Hopkins, whose very name smacks of irreverence
-for the Holy Writ. He is a young aspiring sprig
-of the law who has recently come into our midst.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It seems that this man Hopkins, who parts both
-his name and his hair in the middle, volunteered to
-defend the prisoner without compensation, probably
-for the purpose of showing off his talents. The
-prisoner was without counsel, and claimed to have
-no funds with which to hire one. They seemed to
-be suspiciously good friends in court. Whether or
-not a part of the loot from the exploded safe has
-covertly changed hands in payment for certain legal
-services during the past few days, it is not within
-the province of this paper to determine, or even
-hint.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The examination continued during Wednesday
-and Thursday, excellent order prevailing in the
-court room. Many citizens gave strong testimony
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_225'>225</span>both for and against the prisoner. The public were
-deeply interested in the solution of the question,
-and there were strong and conflicting opinions as
-to the identity of the prisoner in the minds of all
-present. The progress of the examination, as numerous
-witnesses were examined who had seen the
-prowling and disguised stranger, and who now saw
-the prisoner, brought distinctly to notice the great
-difference which exists in the observing power of
-different individuals. Many thought that if the
-prisoner had on a gray coat, and had a long chin
-beard, in addition to his moustache, they could absolutely
-swear to his identity. Others thought that
-the stranger had worn false whiskers and had particularly
-noticed it at the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“J. Milton Tuttle did not think that the chin
-whiskers were false, or that the prisoner was the
-man who left the tin box for safe keeping. He was
-quite positive that he would recognize the man if he
-ever saw him again.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Miss Anastasia Simpson, the unmarried lady,
-whose eyes were glued on the mystic stranger in
-the vicinity of the court house, and whose eyes were
-glued on the prisoner during the entire course of
-the trial, swore absolutely that he was not the same
-man. Possibly the reasons that prompted such positive
-testimony may be best known to herself.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The prisoner, under the whispered advice of
-young Hopkins, declined to go upon the stand, which
-in itself, in the opinion of most of those present,
-was conclusive evidence of guilt.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_226'>226</span>“The state’s attorney made an able and scholarly
-address to the court, and presented a masterly review
-of the evidence.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Hopkins contented himself with claiming that
-no evidence had been adduced to justify the court
-in holding his client. No false whiskers or gray
-coat had been produced, and no witness had positively
-sworn to the prisoner’s identity. On the
-contrary, the only witness who had conversed with
-the alleged robber, Mr. J. Milton Tuttle, had failed
-to connect him with the crime, and Miss Simpson,
-who had long and carefully observed both men, had
-declared under her solemn oath that they were not
-the same.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“He claimed that the cord that held his client
-was a rope of sand, and had the effrontery to comment
-sarcastically on the account of the pursuit of
-the flying burglar that appeared exclusively in our
-last week’s issue. He indulged in sardonic levity at
-the expense of the public-spirited posse, and remarked
-that it was queer that its dog had shown a
-preference for the society of an alleged thief. He
-suggested that the two bales of hay, that were retained
-on the pursuit wagon, were better adapted
-for food for the posse than for a barricade.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The outburst of indecent laughter that greeted
-this impudent sally was promptly suppressed by the
-court, who threatened to clear the room if anything
-of the kind was repeated. The court sternly rebuked
-the offending attorney, and cautioned him to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_227'>227</span>confine his remarks strictly to the merits of the
-case before the court.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Hopkins apologized to the court and claimed
-that humor was a malady of his early youth and
-that he had never been entirely cured.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The court retired to its library and took the
-case under advisement for an hour, during which
-time the crowd waited in anxious suspense. When
-the court returned it held Col. Peets to the Circuit
-Court—placing his recognizance at three thousand
-dollars, in default of which the prisoner was remanded
-to the custody of the sheriff.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Much satisfaction was expressed at the decision
-of the court. Judge Mark W. Giddings, our able
-and learned Justice of the Peace, is a man of lofty
-attainments and an ornament to the bench. He has
-one of the finest law libraries in the county. He is
-of fine old New England stock, his ancestors having
-come over in the Mayflower. He is one of the oldest
-and most valued subscribers to this newspaper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The press forms of this issue of our paper were
-held until proceedings in this case were disposed of,
-that the inchoate attorney representing the prisoner,
-began before the court now in session at the court
-house.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“He asked for a writ of <i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">habeas corpus</span></i>, and his
-client has been turned loose on the community!</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We may say, that while it may be that no jury
-would have convicted this man Peets, who admits
-that he was once an enemy of his country, and while
-the testimony was strongly conflicting, the opinion
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_228'>228</span>is strong in this community that the honorable Justice
-of the Peace rendered a perfectly just decision.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The opinions of this journal have always been
-impartial, and, under the circumstances it is far be
-it from us to express one, but not to mention any
-names, there is a certain fresh young lawyer in
-this town who has a tendency to be a smarty, and
-a cute Aleck, and to butt in on things that do not
-concern him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It may be to his interest to lay a little lower.
-A word to the wise is sufficient.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“In addition to this, there is a certain alien resident
-in this county, of military pretensions, who
-lives by the sobbing waters of a certain river—and
-again we do not mention names—who had better not
-be caught wearing false whiskers when he visits this
-town.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“And now,” said the Colonel, with a patronizing
-wave of his hand after he had given me a still later
-copy of the paper, “I desiah you to look at this account
-of the sequel of this distressing affaiah.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the editorial page I read:</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>“A PUBLIC OUTRAGE!!!</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It is far from the desire of this journal to discuss
-the personal interests or affairs of its editor
-and proprietor. <em>The Index</em>, as the public well
-knows, has ever been the fearless advocate of fair
-play for every citizen, and for every human being,
-however humble, before the law. Its motives have
-always been above reproach. Notwithstanding the
-fact that it is the county’s greatest newspaper—unselfishly
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_229'>229</span>devoted to the public interest—it never
-blows its own horn. It rarely mentions itself in
-its own columns. It scorns to publish matter in its
-own interest, but the time has come when its clarion
-voice must be raised to such a pitch that it may be
-heard throughout the length and breadth of the
-county, so that the public conscience may be awakened,
-and forever make impossible a repetition of
-such an outrage as occurred in front of the post
-office on last Saturday afternoon.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“As is well known by all, the editor of this paper,
-who is also its proprietor, was publicly attacked by
-Col. Peets, the scoundrel and erstwhile prisoner at
-the bar of justice, who figured so prominently and
-so exclusively in the affair of the robbery of the
-safe in the county treasurer’s office some weeks ago.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“A handful of our whiskers was seized and
-twisted away by this vile miscreant, with the supposedly
-funny remark that he wanted them for a
-disguise.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We were forced to our knees on the dirty sidewalk
-and commanded to apologize for certain statements
-that have appeared in our paper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We were belabored with a rawhide whip and
-kicked into the gutter by this burly old brute.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“As humiliating as these things are it is necessary
-to mention them in order to properly lay before
-the public the frightful enormity of the outrage.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It is, and always has been the policy of this paper,
-to hew to the line and let the chips fall where
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_230'>230</span>they may. <em>The Index</em> thinks before it strikes, and
-it never retracts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“If editors are to be publicly assaulted—if their
-persons are not sacred—if the freedom of the press
-is to be trammelled and muzzled by supposed private
-rights of individuals, and their likes and dislikes—if
-publishers are to be beaten up or beaten
-down with impunity, or with rawhide whips, and
-are to be coerced into cowardly silence by fear
-of personal violence—then our republic, with its
-vaunted ideals, is a stupendous failure.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Far be it from us to complain, or put forth our
-private wrongs, but we consider that we have been
-a martyr to the lawlessness of this community, and
-to the fearless and outspoken attitude of our paper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“An attack upon the person of the editor of a
-newspaper is an attack upon the sacred foundations
-of human liberty.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The public will be glad to know that the execrable
-villain and ruffian, who assaulted us, is now
-immured in the county jail, where he was sent by
-that wise and upright Justice of the Peace, the Hon.
-Mark W. Giddings.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It is to be devoutly hoped that when the term
-of his just imprisonment expires, his presence in
-the county will be no longer tolerated.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“For the miserable cowards and loafers who witnessed
-the premeditated violence upon us in front
-of the post office, and did not interfere, this paper
-has the most withering contempt. Their craven
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_231'>231</span>names are known, and this journal will remember
-them.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“To Constable Hawkins, who arrested the assailant,
-this paper—on behalf of the public—extends its
-thanks. Constable Hawkins is an officer of whom
-our town may well be proud. We wish him a long
-life of health and happiness. We may mention,
-parenthetically, that Constable Hawkins and his
-charming wife Sundayed with us two weeks ago and
-a delightful time was had by one and all.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“To the misguided and mentally unbalanced females,
-who are daily sending flowers and sundry
-cooked dainties to the county jail, this paper has
-nothing to say. With the exception of one of them,
-who was a witness at the trial, and who shall here
-be nameless, they all have male relatives whose duty
-is plain. The names of these women are known and
-will be preserved in the archives of this paper for
-future reference. There are certain rumors being
-whispered about on our streets, that, from high motives
-of public policy, will not find a place in our
-columns until later.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The sheriff is being quietly and severely criticized
-by many citizens, whose good opinion is worth
-something to him at election time, for permitting
-these indulgences to a criminal in his charge.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We have always given our unqualified support
-to Sheriff Butts when he has been a candidate, and
-we hope that we will not be compelled to change our
-opinion regarding his fitness for the office. He will
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_232'>232</span>do well to ponder. The eye of <em>The Index</em> is upon
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The editor of this paper is pleased to announce,
-to relieve the public mind, that we are recovering
-from our undeserved injuries, and will soon be ourselves
-again. We feel deeply indebted to Dr. Ignace
-Stitt for the wonderful professional skill with which
-he attended us. The Doctor’s practice is increasing
-rapidly, and he is now the foremost physician in our
-county. His office is over Ed Bang’s drug store, and
-he is among the most valued subscribers of this
-paper.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“We and our wife thank our kind friends who
-have sent us watermelons, and other delicacies, during
-our confinement.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“As a stern challenger of injustice, and an alert
-defender of the right, <em>The Index</em> will ever, as in the
-past, be in the forefront. Its battle axe will gleam
-in the turmoil of the conflict, and on it will shine
-our mottos—<i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">Sic Semper Tyrannis<a id='t232'></a></span></i>, and <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Honi soit qui
-mal y pense</span></i>.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I laid the paper down with the conviction that if
-the Colonel’s life previous to his arrival in the river
-country had been as rapid as he had been living it
-since he came, his “memoahs” would be quite a
-large volume.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now, suh,” said he, “I want to relate to you
-the inside history of that robbery, suh. I want to
-show you how it is possible foh a puffectly innocent
-man, with puffectly good intentions, to get into
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_233'>233</span>a predicament in this Gawd fo’saken no’the’n country.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I was of co’se compelled, much against my wish,
-to hawss-whip the editah of that rotten sheet. He
-was not a gentleman and I could not challenge him,
-suh, and it was matteh of pussonal honah. The facts
-ah substantially as he states in that sizzling angel
-song that you have just read.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I want to say, suh, that I nevah spent a moah
-pleasant thi’ty days in my life than I spent in that
-jail. I was theah in a good cause, and I am sorry
-it was not sixty days. The sheriff treated me with
-puffect cou’tesy, and I was called on and congratulated
-by many people who had strong private opinions
-of that editah.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Those noble women made my incahceration a
-pleasuah, and I may say, suh, without vanity, that
-I have nevah been oblivious or insensible to the effect
-that I have always had upon ladies. Soft and
-beseeching eyes have been cast upon me all my life,
-suh. I discovered in that jail that iron bars cannot
-destroy beautiful visions.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I was provided with papeh, and I was enabled
-to do a great deal of wo’k on my memoahs, and I
-have included in them the events of the past few
-months, but what I sta’ted to tell you was the unrevealed
-facts of that robbery, suh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“In odeh that you may get a clear idea of just
-what happened, I must take you back to the awful
-days of ouah wah. Theah was a high bo’n southe’n
-gentleman in my regiment, suh, named Majah Speed.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_234'>234</span>He came f’om one of the best families in Tennessee.
-Theah was a most unfo’tunate pussonal resemblance
-between us, and even when we were togetheh, ouah
-best friends could ha’dly tell us apaht. In o’deh not
-to continue to embarrass ouah friends, we drew
-straws to decide who should raise a chin bea’d in
-addition to his moustache. The Majah lost, and I
-still have my military moustache without any hawsstail
-whiskehs to spoil it. I may say, suh, that I have
-no doubt that my moustache had its effect in making
-my stay at the jail delightful.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The Majah and I have always kept ouah correspondence
-up. He came to see me just befoah that
-explosion at the cou’t house. He was in that town
-when it took place, and he was the man who was
-pussued by that posse and that damn dawg, whose
-favah he won with a piece of bologna sausage.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Afteh the Majah entered the ma’sh he came directly
-to my house and explained the whole affaiah.
-We sunk the boat he came in with some stones in
-the rivah.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That infe’nal Milt Tuttle, who was the cle’k in
-the treasurer’s office, was the scoundrel that got the
-money. His folks came f’om Tennessee, and he
-knew the Majah. He was aweah that the Majah’s
-circumstances weah much reduced, and that he had
-lost what he had left in the wo’ld at ca’ds. He knew
-that the Majah would do almost anything to retrieve
-his fo’tunes. The love of money was always the
-trouble with the Majah, but we all have to be tolerant
-of the weaknesses of ouah friends, suh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_235'>235</span>“That scoundrel Milt Tuttle sent money to Tennessee
-foh my friend the Majah to come up heah.
-He did not know me, or that I knew the Majah.
-When the Majah came no’th he came directly to see
-me and spent several days at my place. We went
-down on the ma’sh togetheh. He told me about
-Milt Tuttle and said he would come back and pay
-me a longeh visit a little lateh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“My friend Majah Speed went to the county seat,
-and the da’k scoundrelly plan of Milt Tuttle was
-laid befoah him. In a moment of weakness the
-Majah fell, and consented to blow open that safe
-and divide what he found with Milt Tuttle. The
-tools and the explosive compound were hidden in
-the office by Milt Tuttle, and during several visits
-he explained to the Majah how he was to proceed.
-He gave him a duplicate key to the side entrance of
-the office around the end of the hall, and a map of
-the route he was to take afteh he had finished his
-wo’k, and on this map was the place wheah he was
-to leave half of what he found in the safe. He was
-to cross the ma’sh and make his way south to Tennessee
-afteh it was all oveh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“You can imagine the astonishment and chagrin
-of the Majah when he found the safe empty of funds,
-afteh he had wo’ked all day to blow it open. He
-was ho’nswoggled by this infe’nal thief of a Milt
-Tuttle. He had taken ev’ry cent befoah the Majah
-came, and left the Majah in the lu’ch to face all the
-consequences, and to get away the best he could.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“When the Majah came to me that night, and told
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_236'>236</span>me his tale, I was astounded. Of co’se I do not approve
-of robbery, but the Majah had committed no
-robbery. He had taken absolutely nothing f’om that
-safe, and he was as innocent of robbery as a child
-unbawn. Milt Tuttle was the thief, and on his ill
-gotten wealth he went off somewheah fo’ his health,
-but he was stricken by a vengeful providence with
-pneumonia, and he is now dead, and theah is no
-way of proving his dasta’dly connection with the
-affaiah.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I told the Majah that he had been made a cat’s
-paw, and that he had betteh go home as fast as he
-could. He was without funds, and, unfo’tunately, I
-did not have any to lend him, so he sta’ted fo’ the
-south on foot. That was the last I saw of the Majah,
-and I had a letteh f’om one of the fo’mah officers
-of ouah regiment, that the Majah is now dead. I
-assume, suh, that he died of a broken heaht, all on
-account of the villainy of that dehty thief of a Milt
-Tuttle.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“When I was unjustly and unfo’tunately dragged
-into that affaiah, I could have told the whole story,
-but I felt bound to protect my friend the Majah,
-who fought undeh me fo’ foah yeahs. He twice
-saved my life on the field, and foah such a man, no
-matteh what his failings might be, I was bound to
-make any sacrifice. I could have gone on the stand
-and pointed my fingah at the thief, but of what
-avail? The attorney who represented me in those
-disgraceful proceedings advised me to keep my seat,
-as the state had no case whateveh. That mutton
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_237'>237</span>headed old bi’led owl that was supposed to be a
-cou’t, bound me oveh, but I was soon released, and
-my friend’s secret was not in jeopa’dy.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I have now expiated the penalty of the No’the’n
-law fo’ whipping that rascally editeh. My atto’ney
-also pounded him to a jelly. It is my intention to
-hawss-whip Tipton Posey, foah he was the one that
-sta’ted the talk that resulted in all those legal proceedings,
-and during the thi’ty days that I am in
-jail foah that, it is my intention to complete my
-novel, in which, as I told you, is to be woven my
-memoahs.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“It is a good thing fo’ Milt Tuttle that he had
-pneumonia, foah if he was not deceased I would fill
-him full of holes fo’ the dishonah he brought on my
-friend the Majah, and then I would leave the no’th
-fo’evah.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I shall nevah blacken the memory of Majah
-Speed by using his name with the story of the blowing
-open of the safe in my book. I shall use anotheh
-name, suh, and his secret shall be fo’evah safe
-and his memory will be unta’nished, fo’ the Majah
-nevah stole a dollah. He can stand befoah that
-greateh cou’t, wheah he has now gone, with a guiltless
-and stainless soul.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I was much interested in the Colonel’s narrative,
-and after talking over some of the details, we retired
-for the night.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I had quietly enjoyed the naive reasoning, and the
-chivalrous devotion of the Colonel to his war time
-friend. There was pathos in the tale of sacrifice,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_238'>238</span>and, several times I saw moisture in the old soldier’s
-eyes, as he dilated upon the cruelty of his
-position in the affair of the safe.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>His conceptions of right and wrong were refreshing,
-and his penchant for taking the law into his
-own hands was evidently going to get him into more
-predicaments, but it was useless to argue with him.
-I felt sorry about Posey’s coming castigation, but
-as Tip was abundantly able to take care of himself,
-I concluded not to worry over it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On our way down the river the next morning, the
-Colonel reverted to Major Speed’s ill-starred visit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I presume that you would think, suh, that the
-interests of the living ah paramount to those of the
-dead, and that I ought to tell Majah Speed’s story
-to the world. His memory and the memory of that
-black heahted vahlet, Milt Tuttle, would suffeh, and
-Tuttle’s ought to suffeh, but my vindication would
-be complete. Natu’ally I do not enjoy being looked
-at askance, and I sometimes think that I ought to
-remove the stigma that now rests on my name.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I advised him to let matters remain as they were,
-inasmuch as he could produce no proof of the facts,
-and little would be gained by stirring up the affair.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“But I do not need proof of facts, they would
-have my wo’d of honah, suh!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I explained the uncertain value of a “wo’d of
-honah” in that part of the country. I refrained
-from telling him that I thought his reputation would
-not be much improved by his explanation, for he
-would at least still be regarded as an “accessory
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_239'>239</span>after the fact” because of his admission of the protection
-to Speed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“By the way, Colonel,” I asked, in order to
-change the subject, “what did you finally do about
-Pud Calkins?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Pud Calkins? I killed him, suh, at Vicksbu’g.
-That cuss disappeahed entiahly f’om from memoahs
-while I was in jail, and I assuah you, suh, that I
-heaved a sigh of relief when that man fell. I can
-now go ahead with my combination novel and memoahs
-without his bobbing up and down in the plot
-every time I sit down to write.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It occurred to me that the casualties among those
-whom the fates whirled into the Colonel’s orbit were
-becoming rather numerous.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I am vehy sorry to tell you that when you come
-down heah again, you will probably not find me,”
-he continued. “I am in a vehy bad predicament
-about the place where I live. As you know, I inherited
-that place in good faith, but I find theah
-has been a mo’tgage on it that I didn’t know anything
-about. The damned editeh of that scurrilous
-sheet has in some way got possession of that mo’tgage.
-I am unable to meet its obligations, suh, and
-I must move, probably this winteh. I will go back
-to Tennessee, wheah the sun shines without expense
-to anybody, and wheah a gentleman commands respect
-even though he is unfo’tunate. I may have
-to walk to Tennessee, but I will make a sho’t call at
-the home of that buzza’d that runs that newspapah,
-the evening that I go away, suh!”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_240'>240</span>The Colonel and I had spent happy days together,
-and it was with genuine sadness that I bade him
-farewell a few days later. He was a mellow old soul,
-ruled by emotions, and not by reason, drifting aimlessly
-on a sea of troubles, totally lost to every consideration
-except his childish vanity and the memories
-of a threadbare chivalry. He easily adjusted
-his conscience to any point of view that conformed
-to his interest, and suffered keenly from sensitiveness.
-Fate had thrown him into an environment
-with which he could not mingle, and it was perhaps
-better that he should go. When all else failed, there
-was a world in his imaginative brain in which he
-could live, and woe to those who have not these
-realms of fancy when the shadows come.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When I visited the river the following spring I
-arranged with my friend Muskrat Hyatt to provide
-me with the shelter of his stranded house boat,
-and to act as “pusher” and general utility man in
-my expeditions on the river and marsh.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Rat” was always interesting, and I anticipated
-a delightful two weeks.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>One of the first trips we made was down to the
-Big Marsh, where we intended to camp for a day
-or two on a little island that was scarcely ever visited.
-It was thirty or forty yards long and half as
-wide. There were a few trees, some underbrush and
-fallen timber on the islet. The place was deserted,
-except for a blue heron that winged away in awkward
-flight as we approached. There was no reason
-for stopping there, but a wayward fancy and a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_241'>241</span>desire to see the vast marsh in its different moods.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>After we landed I asked Rat about the Colonel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The Colonel’s place was sold under a mortgage
-last fall, an’ that ol’ maid that swore fer ’im at the
-trial bid it in, an’ its in her name, an’ now the Colonel’s
-married the old maid, so there y’are.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That ol’ feller come down to the store one
-mornin’ an’ him an’ Tip had a fight, an’ Tip got
-licked. The Colonel an’ Seth Mussey had come in
-a buggy, an’ they was goin’ on from Tip’s to the
-county seat to see the editor of the paper. It was
-all about that safe blowin’ case, an’ the Colonel accused
-Tip of start’n all the talk about ’im. Bill
-Wirrick an’ me got a rig an’ went to the county seat,
-fer we thought the Colonel was goin’ to lick the editor
-ag’in an’ we wanted to see the fun, but the editor
-was out of town. The Colonel went up to see the ol’
-maid an’ they was married the next day. I guess
-she had some money, fer they took the cars an’ said
-they was goin’ down south.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“The Colonel went to the postmaster an’ told ’im
-to tell the editor, w’en ’e got home, that if ’e ever
-put the Colonel’s name in ’is paper ag’in, er any
-name that sounded like his, he’d kill ’im, an’ I guess
-the editor b’lieved it, fer ’e didn’t mention nothin’
-about the wedd’n w’en ’e got back.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“People don’t think the Colonel blowed open that
-safe after all. He never flashed no wealth around
-afterwards, and the way he beat up that editor fer
-sayin’ things about ’im, sort a squared ’im up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_242'>242</span>We erected our little tent, and Rat busied himself
-with collecting fuel. He attacked a long hollow log
-with his axe. When it was split open we found an
-old gray coat, that had at some time been stuffed
-into the decayed interior. We laid the coat out on
-the ground and Rat extracted a discolored brass key
-from one of the pockets, and a wad of hairy material,
-that proved to be a set of false chin whiskers.
-In a damaged manilla envelope, that we found in an
-inside pocket, was a certificate of the honorable discharge
-of Jasper Montgomery Peets, as a private
-in the Confederate Army.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The mildewed relics, with their eloquent though
-silent story, were convincing.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I s’spose ’e thought that gray coat was gitt’n
-too pop’lar with possees, an’ ’e concluded to shed
-it,” remarked Rat. “Say, wasn’t that feller a
-peach?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I agreed that he was.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I sat for a long time on the sloping bank of the
-islet, and mused over the soul mates that, like migrating
-songsters, had winged their way to the
-balmy southland when the leaves had fallen, and the
-skies had become gray. I thought of Anastasia’s
-hungry heart, and the precarious resting place it
-had found.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The Colonel’s “plot” had certainly been woven
-to a consistent end; the “mystehious veiled lady”
-had glided into its web, and there was a wedding
-on the last page.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_245'>245</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>IX<br /> <span class='large'>HIS UNLUCKY STAR</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c007'>I had stopped on the old bridge in the twilight
-to look upon the glories of a dreamy afterglow,
-and the gnarled tree forms that were
-etched against its symphony of color far away down
-the river. Just above the bands of purple and
-orange the evening star was coming out of a sea of
-turquoise, and its radiance was creeping into the
-waters below the trees. I heard a light foot fall
-behind me.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Excuse me, mister, have you got a match?”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I turned and saw an odd looking little man, of
-perhaps fifty, with a squirrel skin cap and ginger
-colored hair and beard, who laid down a burden contained
-in a gunny sack, and approached deferentially.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As I produced the match he brought forth a virulent
-looking pipe that seemed to consist mostly of
-solidified nicotine.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I don’t seem to have no tobacco neither,” he
-continued ruefully, as he fumbled in his pockets.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I gave him a cigar, a portion of which he broke
-up and stuffed into his pipe. He carefully stowed
-the remainder in his vest pocket and began to smoke
-composedly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_246'>246</span>I asked him if he lived in the neighborhood.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“No, my place is about two miles from here. I’ve
-ben up the river after some snake root that’s wanted
-right away by the man I do business with. My
-name’s Erastus Wattles an’ I get all kinds of herbs
-around ’ere fer a man that sells ’em to the medicine
-makers somewheres down east.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We sat on the bridge rail and talked for some
-time, and I became much interested in my new acquaintance.
-He spoke in a low voice, and his manner
-seemed rather furtive. He told me much of the
-herbs and rare plants that grew in the river country,
-and of his attempts to cultivate ginseng. “Certain
-influences” had repeatedly caused failures of his
-crop.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That’s a fine scene out yonder,” he remarked,
-and the splendid glow of Jupiter in the western sky
-led to a subject that I found had enthralled his life,
-and his eyes quickened with a new light as he told
-me his story.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When he was a young man he had studied for the
-stage, but had made a failure of this, and had gone
-to work on an Ohio river steamboat as a clerk. A
-very old man, with long white whiskers and green
-spectacles came on board at Louisville late one
-night. He wanted to go to Cairo, but lacked a dollar
-of the amount necessary for his boat fare. He
-stated that he was a professor of astrology, and
-offered to cast the horoscope of anybody on the boat
-who would supply the deficiency. After an eloquent
-exposition of the wonders of astrology by the professor,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_247'>247</span>Wattles furnished the dollar and the date
-and hour of his birth.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Amid the jibes of the other employees on the boat
-he received his horoscope just before the landing
-was made at Cairo. The aged seer departed down
-the gang plank and disappeared.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>This was the turning point in the life of Erastus
-Wattles.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He sought a secluded place on the boat and
-studied the several closely written pages of foolscap,
-that were pinned together and numbered, and
-found that the old man had done a conscientious
-and thorough job.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles extracted a large worn envelope from an
-inside pocket. It contained the document, which he
-said he always carried with him, and he asked me
-to read it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>On the first page was the circle of the horoscope,
-divided into its twelve “houses,” and above it was
-the “nativity” with the “sidereal variation” noted.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the “delineation,” which occupied the remaining
-pages, were black clouds of misfortune. If Wattles
-had selected his hour of birth he could not have
-found one in the whole gamut of heavenly chords
-when his entrance into the world would have been
-more inopportune.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Mars was “on the ascendant in Taurus” and was
-his “significator” and “ruling planet.” Its position
-in relation to the other “malefics”—Saturn,
-Uranus and Neptune—all of which were above the
-horizon, was most disastrous. Two malefics were
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_248'>248</span>“poised upon the cusp of the House of Money,” indicating
-that Wattles “would go broke, and remain
-so during life.” The moon was also in a hostile
-square at the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The hoary headed astrologer had “dived into the
-Abyss of Futurity, and through a glass darkly”
-he had seen “a pale light.” It illumined a life of
-hopeless sorrow and futility. Ever and anon the
-blood red eye of Mars gleamed with a baleful glow
-upon the destiny under consideration. When Mars
-was off duty Saturn took up the malign rod, which
-was yielded to Uranus and Neptune when he passed
-temporarily into other fields of astral activity to
-indicate misfortunes of other people.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Periods of deep perplexities were apparent—when
-Wattles must not engage in new ventures, or
-talk with men over sixty, or with women under forty—when
-he must not deal with farmers, or have anything
-to do with people with red hair or bushy eyebrows.
-He was not to ask favors, travel, trade,
-write letters or marry, when the moon was in its
-first or last quarter, or have anything to do with
-surgeons or tradesmen when the moon was in conjunction
-with Saturn. Flying pains in limbs and
-joints, warts, boils, and accidents to the head were
-indicated at these periods. New enterprises might
-be undertaken when the sun was in Leo, but not if
-Neptune was stationary in Aries at that time, or if
-Venus was retrogressing in Cancer or Capricorn.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>When Jupiter and Venus were together in Libra
-there would be particularly distressing periods for
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_249'>249</span>Wattles. When Jupiter passed into Sagittarius
-there might be temptation to make merry, but in the
-midst of mirth he must remember death, for almost
-fatal accidents, and possibly severe illness were indicated
-for these times, which were pregnant with
-calamity.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A certain retrogression of Uranus in Leo in the
-fifth year after the casting, with the sun hyleg, Mars
-in Aquarius, and the moon in Capricorn, indicated
-a liver complaint, with pains in the back and head,
-an almost fatal accident from an explosive compound,
-and interference in his affairs by a fat person—probably
-a female with a retreating chin,
-whose significator would be the malefic Neptune. A
-minor sub-related transit “might change this female
-to a dark haired woman with pointed features,
-who would spread strange reports with a bitter
-tongue, but in an unknown language.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>No illnesses, accidents or women materialized in
-that year, and Wattles thought they were all side
-tracked by a retrogression of Mercury in Virgo.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The influence of an evil minded woman, whose
-ruling planet was Saturn, was indicated during the
-eleventh year. Long arms, freckles and a high instep
-were suggested, as Antares would be in Gemini
-when she came into the sketch. Wattles had assumed
-that this peril had been fended off by an unsuspected
-transit. He had stayed in the woods as
-much as possible while Antares was in Gemini, and
-had spoken to no female during the eleventh year,
-but afterwards learned that the postmistress, who
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_250'>250</span>answered the description, had told an inquirer that
-no such man as Wattles lived in that part of the
-country. Somebody had tried to find him with a
-view of making a large herb contract, which had
-been thereby lost, so, after all, the indication was
-correct.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Under the heads of “Heredity,” “Mental Faculties,”
-“Moral Qualities,” and “Disposition,” it appeared
-that Wattles possessed most of the characteristics
-of a goat. The “cause” was “obscure”
-but assiduous effort might gradually overcome some
-of the tendencies.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In the twenty-second year, which was yet to come,
-the two malefics, Saturn and Neptune, would retrograde
-in Taurus. Mars and the Moon would be in
-Aquarius, and this would probably mean that Wattles
-would have an affliction of the stomach, and
-would lose one or both legs if he waded in unclear
-waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were so many things to look out for that he
-was dazed with their complexity. He was horrified
-by the “variations” and “transits of evil omen”
-that were possible in unexpected quarters when the
-rest of the sky was apparently free. Temporizing
-signs and harmless transits were rare. Malign conjunctions
-and oppositions were leading features of
-every month in the calendar.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>At one of the periods, when the moon and Ceres
-would be in opposition, and Venus “in trine” with
-Neptune, Wattles would die of an unindicated disorder.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_251'>251</span>He had certainly got his dollar’s worth. With
-Mars careering continually through the Zodiac, and
-all the other malefics falling into conjunction and
-opposition at the most fateful times, he saw little
-prospect of escaping an astrological coil that reeked
-with woe. For him there was no balm in Gilead, or
-anywhere else in the universe. Like many others
-he let the blessings of existence take care of themselves,
-and was concerned solely with its ills. Apparently
-he was hopelessly enmeshed, but instinctively
-he struggled on.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The far seeing sage delineated a collateral variation
-indicating that the subject of the horoscope
-would, within a year after its casting, become a disciple,
-and possibly a practitioner, of a certain ancient
-science that had to do with the heavenly bodies,
-but the indication was not quite clear as to its name.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Impelled by this covert and ingeniously mystic
-suggestion, Wattles had procured all the literature
-he could find on the subject of astrology, and had
-studied it carefully. He hoped that he might find
-error in his horoscope, but the more he studied the
-more he believed. He had been touched with a hypnotic
-wand and had drifted into the toils of a remorseless
-power.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The opinion expressed by one of his friends on
-the steamboat that “the old party who cast the
-horoscope was probably drunk” had no weight with
-Wattles. There were too many confirmations of
-planet positions and significations in the astrological
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_252'>252</span>almanacs and related literature that he had succeeded
-in accumulating.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was a postscript at the end of the delineation.
-Somewhere in the realms of infinite space the
-white bearded prophet felt the presence of a strange
-and malign star, that, for lack of data at hand, could
-not be named. Its unknown orbit dimly intersected
-the fate lines of Wattles. At some crisis in his affairs
-it would unexpectedly become manifest and
-would have a woeful significance.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles pondered long upon the missing star in
-his horoscope, and had vainly sought it in his
-studies. There appeared to be nothing in his books
-that could lead to a solution, and the unknown
-malefic besieged his soul with a haunting fear.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I got to keep track of all them heavenly bodies,
-and if that damn star ever shows up I must get a
-line on it,” he declared, as he folded up his horoscope.
-“I’ve got all the almanacs, and I know where
-ev’rything is all the time. I’ve studied astrology
-’till I’ve ben black in the face, and I’m an expert
-caster. I’m goin’ to cast horoscopes right along
-now. There’s my significator comin’ up, an’ its in
-Aquarius now,” he remarked, and he pointed to
-Mars that had just scaled the tree tops in the east.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He offered, “for the small sum of fifty cents,” to
-sell me an unlabelled bottle of brown liquid, which
-he said was “an excellent tonic” that he made himself.
-He called it “Wahoo Bitters.” I made the
-purchase and placed the precious compound on the
-bridge rail.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_253'>253</span>He took a small book from his pocket, which he
-consulted for a moment, and then invited me to
-visit him if I would come at a particular hour on
-Thursday of the following week. This I promised
-to do if possible. He told me how to find his house,
-gratefully accepted another cigar, and bade me good
-night. He then softly mingled with the shadows of
-the woods with his bag of roots. I pushed the
-Wahoo Bitters gently over into the river and continued
-my walk.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He was a strange and pathetic figure. Naturally
-superstitious, he had become imbued with illusions,
-that for ages have lured the imaginations of those
-who have reached blindly into the unknowable and
-found only the Ego—the “ruling star” in all horoscopes.
-Verily, to man, the luminary of the greatest
-magnitude in the universe is himself. Not content
-to be silly over little things, he must needs
-prowl among the constellations and there spin the
-web of his puny personal affairs, as in theology he
-assumes the particular concern of the Almighty with
-his daily doings.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Ancient as astrology is, it is not as old as conceit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I was curious to know more of Wattles. At heart
-I scoffed, but concluded to keep my engagement and
-ask him to cast my horoscope. On the appointed
-day I made the little journey. The road led
-through the woods for a mile or so to a big oak
-tree that Wattles had described. Here a narrow
-path left it and followed the course of the river to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_254'>254</span>a long bayou. Beyond the end of the bayou I found
-some high ground on which perhaps an acre had
-been cleared. Near the farther edge of the clearing
-was an unpainted single story house with low
-eaves. There was some queer looking frame work,
-and a small platform on the roof.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As I approached the door I was confronted with
-cabalistic characters—painted in black on the wood
-work. The signs of the Zodiac appeared around the
-rim of a roughly drawn circle. On a blue background
-at the top of the door were four stars and
-a crescent moon in yellow. I assumed that the stars
-represented the malefics in Wattles’ horoscope.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In response to my knock, he opened the door.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Well, I’m glad to see you!” he exclaimed. “I
-didn’t think you’d come. I thought mebbe you
-might size me up for a queer bird after all that talk
-we had on the bridge. Set down an’ make yourself
-comfortable.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He flung a villainous looking maltese tom cat, that
-he addressed as “Scorpio,” out of a crippled rocking
-chair, and I occupied the vacated space.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As Scorpio fled through a hole in the bottom of
-the door, that apparently had been cut for his benefit,
-I noticed that he was much scarred. One ear
-was gone, his left eyelid was missing, there were
-bare places on him where the fur had been removed,
-evidently with violence, and his tail was not complete.
-These things imparted a sinister aspect, and
-I did not like him. He looked like a thoroughly bad
-cat, and was probably a malefic.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_255'>255</span>It would seem fit that a cat found amid such uncanny
-surroundings should be black instead of maltese,
-but as this is a veracious chronicle it is
-necessary to adhere to facts.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We spent some time in desultory conversation before
-I mentioned the ostensible object of my visit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now,” said Wattles, “before I do anything
-about your horoscope, I want to show some I’ve ben
-casting,” and he began pulling over some papers on
-his shelves.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>While he was doing this I looked around the
-strange room.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A row of bottles on one of the shelves contained
-various small reptiles with filmy orbs that peered
-out through alcohol. From the end of the shelf a
-stuffed badger stared fixedly and disdainfully, with
-dull glass eyes, at a moth eaten coon that returned
-the gaze from a pedestal in a darkened corner. A
-dismal and tattered owl occupied a perch above the
-coon. One of his glass eyes had dropped out, but
-with the other he regarded the offending badger
-sadly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>A dried snake skin, with several dangling rattles,
-was tacked on the wall back of the stove, with a few
-Indian relics—bows, arrows, and a spear head—that
-were arranged on each side of it. Some butterflies
-with broken wings, and beetles, impaled on pins,
-were scattered through the spaces around the relics.
-A number of colored botanical prints and astronomical
-charts were pinned on the walls, and there were
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_256'>256</span>cobwebs in the upper corners that appeared to be
-inhabited.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Some bunches of withered herbs and a broken
-violin hung above the window. On a table near it
-was a violet tinted globe of solid glass, about six
-inches in diameter. It was mounted on a block of
-wood. Wattles afterwards explained that this was
-a “magic crystal of marvellous power,” and that it
-“pictured prophetic visions under certain influences.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The air in the room had a pungent musty odor,
-as of dried roots and plants, and I thought that a
-pile of small sacks back of the stove might contain
-something of the kind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles finally produced copies of the horoscopes
-and I was pleased to find among them those of my
-friends Tipton Posey, Bill Stiles and “Rat” Hyatt.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As Wattles traded at Posey’s store, his horoscope
-had probably been exchanged for merchandise.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey’s nativity was exceptionally fortuitous.
-Jupiter was his significator, and the other benefics
-were advantageously placed at the hour of his birth.
-In the delineation it appeared that there were few
-blessings that would escape him as long as he was
-kind to friends and not too fond of money. His historical
-parallel was a certain ancient Persian king,
-who, after a long and happy reign, was suffocated
-in a shower of gold.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He would be fortunate in his dealings with all
-those who had to do with medicines of any kind. It
-would always be safe for him to extend credit when
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_257'>257</span>any of the benefics were above the horizon, and at
-any time that the sun was in Aquarius, Scorpio, or
-Leo. It would be a bad time for Posey to ask for
-money, or to try to collect debts of any kind, when
-Mercury was in opposition to Mars, when the moon
-was full, or partially so, when the sun was in Virgo,
-Taurus, or Aries, or when two or more of the
-malefics were above the horizon. Persons born
-under Posey’s planet were tactful and magnetic,
-had much power over the minds of others and
-were model housewives. They were proud, dignified
-and conservative, intolerant of wrong, and well
-adapted to fill representative positions. Usually
-they had piercing intellects and triumphed in all
-things. They were at times inclined to avarice, and
-to be suspicious of others, and this must be strongly
-guarded against. There was a dark warning
-against the acquirement of too much wealth.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In his magic crystal Wattles dimly saw a figure
-that looked like Posey, but the head was that of
-some kind of a beast. It sat upon a rock with a big
-bag of gold, with which it had climbed a weary hill.
-Beyond was a shady bower among the trees, under
-which dwelt happy hours. The way was blocked by
-two black rams, that signified opposition. The figure
-could not go on, for its fair form had been
-changed by the winning of the gold.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Far beyond the bower was a wonderful city with
-brilliant domes. Its towers sparkled with ruby and
-pearl, and unto this bright city the figure could never
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_258'>258</span>go, because of its brutish aspect that betokened
-greed.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Bill Stiles’s ruling star was Saturn, and his nativity
-was questionable. The planet’s position, with
-regard to the moon and Mars in Leo, indicated a
-Master Spirit, subject to many variations of fortune.
-The tendencies were modified by the benign
-presence of Arcturus and Venus in Aries at his
-natal hour. Two famous Roman emperors had
-almost identical nativities. Bill was studious,
-veracious, instinctively noble and imperious. He
-had an iron will, abhorred deception in others, and
-was stern and able. He would be warlike and refractory
-when Mars was in the square of Saturn.
-When his significator was in Aquarius, he would
-be liable to serious errors of judgment, and he would
-have great potency for evil. He would succeed in
-undertakings that would bring fame. Certain literary
-work, upon which he was now engaged, was
-likened to that of the ancient Jewish historian
-Josephus. At some period when Mercury and
-Venus were in opposition, and the moon was in
-Capricorn, Bill would fall to rise no more.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Venus was ascendant in Virgo when Rat Hyatt
-came into the world, but the watchful eye of Saturn
-in Leo was upon him. The benign love star was
-not allowed to monopolize his fortunes. There were
-three malefics in strategic sectors that betokened
-danger. The moon was coyly ensconced with respect
-to Venus, and thus neutralized the dire influences to
-some extent. Counterparts of Rat’s characteristics,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_259'>259</span>indicated by planetic conditions at his birth, were
-found in Richard Coeur de Lion and Marcus
-Aurelius. They evidenced one “skilful in command,
-ambitious, cautious, strenuous, obstinate,
-active, yet indolent at times, versatile, inventive,
-acute and self confident, busy in all things, terrible
-in anger, intrepid and invincible when roused, loyal
-to friends and modest, yet fond of applause.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>There were many dark spots in the picture,
-aspected by the moon, that were fraught with peril,
-and Hyatt must beware of the angry Saturn. Mars
-was also an interfering factor. Rat must never go
-below a certain bend in the river during a waning
-moon, or in the summer time, and must shun women
-with protruding teeth. (An obvious allusion to
-Hyatt ’s friend, Malindy Taylor, whom Wattles
-admired from afar.)</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In a vision in Wattles’s crystal, while Rat Hyatt
-was under consideration, there appeared a tall skeleton,
-with a helmet and a fiery spear. It wore a
-breast plate on which was inscribed “<em>Sent from
-God</em>.” The bony arms waved the spear, and the
-crystal was suffused with red.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The interpretation was that Hyatt would be
-wanted in the near future.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In another crystal vision, a slowly moving figure,
-with a sorrow stricken mien, and a halo above its
-head, approached a water’s edge and contemplated
-men who drew a net. When the meshes came upon
-the sand the figure stooped, took from them one of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_260'>260</span>the fish, and cast it back into the sea. A darkness
-then came upon the face of the waters.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles divined that this signified something in
-connection with Hyatt, and that “the fish was no
-good.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>As I finished reading the horoscopes the tom cat
-Scorpio returned through the hole in the door and
-crawled under the stove with a chipmunk he had
-caught in the woods.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That crystal was at one time in India,” explained
-Wattles, as he placed the horoscopes between the
-leaves of a big book. “The Buddhists used it, and
-it was stolen by a desecrater of a temple, who fled
-to Italy. There it was used by a great astrologer
-and magician for over fifty years. From Italy it
-went to England and into the possession of the world
-renowned Zadkiel. After that it went to New York
-by inheritance. I bought it from a man in Cincinnati
-for two dollars. He did not know what it was,
-but I did, for it was fully described in some books
-I have. I believe it to be the celebrated Lady
-Blessington crystal that was exhibited in London
-before all the nobility in 1850. I will show you
-how it works.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He placed the crystal on the window ledge, and
-into a little pan, between it and the light, he poured
-some gray powder from a wide mouthed bottle. He
-lighted the powder and a pale yellow smoke
-ascended. He then covered his head and half of the
-globe with a black cloth, as one would do in focussing
-a camera. In this way all light was excluded except
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_261'>261</span>that which passed through the smoke and crystal
-into the darkened space under the cloth.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“I am not expecting to see any visions now,” he
-continued, “but for all that there may be one there.”
-He was silent for some time and then asked me to
-look.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I carefully adjusted the cloth and gazed upon the
-luminous orb. Owing to the wreaths of smoke on
-the other side of the globe, there were weird filmy
-changes in the field of light. A dark indistinct form
-seemed to wander in the dim depths of the crystal.
-The movement ceased near the center.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I told Wattles what had happened, and asked him
-to interpret it, but he made no reply. I withdrew
-the cloth and found that the mysterious apparition
-had been produced by the blurred magnification of
-the silhouette of a blue bottle fly that was crawling
-about on the light side of the crystal.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles said, in a regretful, kindly tone, that the
-influences were not quite right for the visions. He
-had found by the test that I was a skeptic, and,
-when looked into by unbelievers, the crystal remained
-clouded and never “visualized.” I accepted
-the explanation humbly.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Now,” said he, “I want you to see my observatory.”
-He took a long marine spy glass from behind
-the books on the shelf and we ascended a
-rickety ladder to a trap door in the roof, by means
-of which we reached an enclosed platform over the
-house.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“By get’n’ up here I command a better horizon
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_262'>262</span>than I would from the ground,” he explained, as
-he adjusted the spy glass into the top of some revolving
-frame work. From the low seat near it he
-could inspect the heavens to his heart’s content.
-Through the glass I scrutinized a flock of turbulent
-crows around some tree tops beyond the river a mile
-or so away, and it appeared to be an excellent instrument
-of its kind.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>In this humble eyrie I could fancy Wattles communing
-with the stars on quiet nights, listening to
-their spiritual voices, gazing with apprehension upon
-the hovering malefics, and searching the immutable
-heavens for the missing orb of his horoscope.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Like the Chaldeans of old upon their lonely watch
-towers in the dawn of history, he contemplated the
-bejewelled scroll, and beheld the endless processions
-of mighty planets that, in his belief, cycled through
-infinity to fashion minute destinies on the distant
-speck of earth. The flying shuttling spheres were
-weaving the mottled fabrics of the fates of men, and,
-among them was the frail and ill-starred web of
-Wattles. After all, was he of less consideration
-than all the others who assume the creation of the
-universe to be a vast design for the final glory of
-humanity?</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We descended from the platform, and Wattles
-conducted me to his “labertory,” a small room at
-the rear of the house.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Several large kettles were scattered about, and,
-on a low platform was a large alembic. A big stove
-stood near the chimney. Stacked along the shelves
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_263'>263</span>were baskets of dried leaves, flowers and berries,
-piles of various herbs, bundles of wild cherry and
-wahoo bark, and bags of flag and snake roots.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The tom cat Scorpio had followed us and he
-sniffed suspiciously around a barrel in the corner,
-in which there were probably mouse nests.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“This is where I make them celebrated Wahoo
-Bitters,” Wattles announced proudly, as he pointed
-to a row of filled bottles on one of the shelves. “I
-got the formula from Waukena, the old Injun squaw
-that used to live up in Whippoorwill Bayou. All the
-Injuns used to take it when they got sick, but they
-didn’t ’ave such improved ways of makin’ it as I
-got. They used to drop red hot stones in with the
-things its made of, and I think that killed part o’
-the edge the bitters ought to have on ’em when
-they’re done. They didn’t know how to combine
-certain chemical diffusions and decant ’em off the
-way I do. I sell a good deal o’ them bitters around
-’ere. Posey keeps ’em at the store an’ there’s lots
-of other places where they have ’em in the stores.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>We left the “labertory” and I heard the sound of
-a swift scrape along the floor. I inferred that Scorpio
-had made a seizure.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles kindly asked me to have some lunch with
-him. It was more of a “feed” than a repast. Late
-in the afternoon I finished my rather prolonged but
-interesting visit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles wanted to show me his garden, and we
-walked out into the clearing along the edge of a
-deep ravine back of the house. Some of the vegetables
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_264'>264</span>in the garden had struggled hard for
-existence.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Look at them beets!” he exclaimed ruefully.
-“I planted ’em under exactly proper lunar aspects
-and I ain’t got a damn beet in the patch.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>He promised to leave my horoscope at Posey’s
-store in about a week. I thanked him for his many
-courtesies and departed. I noticed that he did not
-invite me to make him another visit.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>It happened that nearly six months elapsed before
-I was in that part of the country again. I inquired
-at the store for my horoscope and found that it had
-been left according to agreement. It was a thrilling
-document and I found much amusement in it.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>I had a chat with Posey out on the platform, and
-he told me that my astrological friend had got into
-all kinds of trouble.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“That feller was a pippin,” he declared; “the
-slickest that ever lived around ’ere, an’ we’ve had
-some pretty good ones. He was foregathered by the
-officers for makin’ queer half dollars up to his place
-an’ the devil was to pay. The coins was finished up
-so fine you c’d hardly tell ’em. He shipped ’em out
-with the herbs ’e sent to some feller away off, an’
-it was a long time before they traced ’em. He had
-a little furnace in the cellar under ’is house that ’e
-went down into through a trap door in the floor, an’
-they was a tunnel from the cellar out to the side
-of the ravine back of the house that ’e’d dug to git
-away by if anybody ever come after ’im.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i_264_fp.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p><span class='sc'>The Sheriff</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='pageno' id='Page_265'>265</span>“That Wahoo Bitters fluid ’e made was hot stuff.
-It was about three-quarters bad alcohol. You c’d
-take three er four fair sized doses an’ you’d want
-to go out an’ throw stones at yer folks. Ev’rybody
-was buyin’ it. Old Swan Peterson took it reg’lar
-an’ half the time ’e didn’t know ’is name. I used
-to leave Bill in charge o’ the store when I went off
-duck shoot’n. He slep’ upstairs, an’ would always
-’ave a spell o’ sickness while I was away, an’ ’e’d
-come down in the night an’ drink up the stock. He’d
-git a skinfull an’ sometimes he’d stay corned three
-days. They wasn’t no money in that an’ I had to
-quit carryin’ it. All the owls in the woods up and
-down the river hoot ‘Wahoo-Wahoo’ an’ that always
-advertised ’is dope, but I guess ’e made more money
-in ’is little furnace than ’e did out o’ Wahoo.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>“Them dizzy dreams ’e wrote about us fellers
-made me think ’e was looney fer awhile, an’ that the
-moon ’ad addled ’im when ’e was roostin’ up among
-them sticks on top of ’is coop at night, but you bet
-there wasn’t nuth’n looney about ’im. He had a
-wise head, all except git’n away with it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Posey’s story was rather lengthy and involved,
-but it seemed that a quiet and thorough investigation
-of the affairs of the versatile Wattles had been made
-by a government detective. His place was visited
-one day during his absence. The small furnace,
-some moulds, and other counterfeiter’s paraphernalia
-were discovered, and several hundred excellent
-imitations of Uncle Sam’s legal tender and Pullman
-porter tips were found hidden under rubbish that
-concealed the entrance to the underground exit from
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_266'>266</span>the cellar. The opening in the ravine was well protected
-from observation by vegetation.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Two secret service men, accompanied by the
-sheriff, had come quietly up the river in a boat late
-one night. One of the party stole up the path along
-the bayou, one approached through the ravine, and
-the other remained with the boat at the entrance
-to the bayou.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>Wattles heard suspicious sounds and his lights
-went out. He crept noiselessly through his secret
-exit, and at its end he saw the missing evil star
-of his horoscope. It was on the vest of the officer
-who awaited him at the mouth of the tunnel.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>With the three malefics who came in the boat, poor
-Wattles, ever a child of misfortune, and the accursed
-of the heavenly spheres, went forth to meet
-the vengeance of the law, and the scarred tom cat
-Scorpio was alone with the visions in the crystal.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id002'>
-<img src='images/i_theend.jpg' alt='THE END' class='ig001' />
-</div>
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-<div class='pbb'>
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-<div class='tnotes'>
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-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div>TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES</div>
- </div>
-</div>
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- <ol class='ol_1 c005'>
- <li>P. <a href='#t232'>232</a>, changed “<span lang="la" xml:lang="la">Sic Semper</span> Tyranus” to “<span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Sic Semper Tyrannis</span>”.
-
- </li>
- <li>Silently corrected typographical errors and variations in spelling.
-
- </li>
- <li>Anachronistic, non-standard, and uncertain spellings retained as printed.
- </li>
- </ol>
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