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-Title: Tatlings
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-                           by Sydney Tremayne
-                              The Drawings
-                                by Fish
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-                                TATLINGS
-
-                                Epigrams
-                           by Sydney Tremayne
-                              The Drawings
-                                by Fish
-
-                                NEW YORK
-                        E. P. Dutton and Company
-                                  1922
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-                              INTRODUCTION
-
-
-HEREIN THE FORTUNATE READERS WILL FIND THE HAPPY CONJUNCTION of two very
-brilliant young people, whose literary and artistic talents fit like the
-proverbial glove, or the musical and lyrical alliance of those
-immortals, Gilbert and Sullivan.
-
-Never were epigrams more worthily illustrated, or more worthy of
-illustration. The _joie de vivre_, the humour and the human observation
-which run through this little volume, will I am sure make a great appeal
-to the public possessing or admiring those qualities.
-
-I am proud to think that I was responsible for the journalistic débuts
-of both authors, whose work enriched the pages of _The Tatler_ for some
-years, and that I have been honoured in being asked to write an
-introduction to their first collective effort.
-
-                                                            E. HUSKINSON
-                                                  Editor of _The Tatler_
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-                             ILLUSTRATIONS
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-
-          _Frontispiece_
-
-          _Most women if they had to choose would     page 29
-          ask for a clear complexion in preference
-          to a clear conscience_
-
-          _Men do not try to escape temptations;   pages 46-7
-          their only fear is that some temptation
-          should escape them_
-
-          _You can never forget a sin you have        page 63
-          confessed_
-
-          _Most women live for the present, and       page 71
-          the handsomer the present the better
-          they live_
-
-          _Men always say that they loathe being      page 74
-          flattered, but don’t take any notice—no
-          man has ever known that he was
-          flattered_
-
-          _Letters that should never have been        page 78
-          written and ought immediately to be
-          destroyed are the only ones worth
-          keeping_
-
-          _The husband who counts is the one who      page 83
-          has something to count_
-
-          _When you see an old man alone you are      page 92
-          looking at something very sad. When you
-          see an old man with a young woman you
-          are looking at something rich_
-
-          _What a woman wears reveals more than       page 99
-          she says_
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-                                TATLINGS
-
-
-THE LOOKING-GLASS reveals us as we are to ourselves; the Wine-glass
-reveals us as we are to others.
-
-IF A MAN puts a woman on a pedestal someone else will help her down.
-
-NO MAN gets what he wants, though some may get what they have wanted.
-
-THE REASON that a love affair so seldom ends happily is that one of the
-lovers is generally unwilling for it to end at all.
-
-NO ONE agrees with other people’s opinions, they merely agree with their
-own opinions expressed by somebody else.
-
-IT IS a poor doctor who cannot prescribe an expensive cure for a rich
-patient.
-
-A WOMAN alone is not necessarily a temptation, if she were a temptation
-she would probably not be alone.
-
-SOME people succeed in preserving a youthful appearance, but they show
-their age in their opinions.
-
-IF YOU GIVE a woman an opportunity, she will take everything else that
-she wants.
-
-YOU ARE much nearer success when you are deplored than when you are
-ignored.
-
-SO MANY young women have glibly promised their lovers that they would
-‘never change’ and have been unrecognisable ten years later.
-
-TO A WOMAN women are a sex and men an individual.
-
-A WOMAN likes to know what the man she loves was like when he was a
-little boy; but a man would rather know what the woman he loves will be
-like when she is an old woman.
-
-IT IS PROBABLE that if a woman cannot see the point of her husband’s
-jokes she will see very little indeed of him.
-
-A WOMAN may have a small mouth and yet be able to open it very wide.
-
-A GIRL WHO spends her youth learning philosophy will almost certainly
-need it when her youth is spent.
-
-ONE MAN’S love is often only the bait with which another man is caught.
-
-SOME PEOPLE contrive to make their ‘silent suffering’ simply deafening.
-
-ONE CAN forgive a person lying about one and possibly disprove them, but
-it is unforgiveable if they tell the truth; that is taking a mean
-advantage.
-
-WOMEN have been the same through all the ages: the only difference
-between a girl and her mother is their feeling for her father.
-
-IT IS difficult for a man to understand that a woman who would go
-through hell for love of him is capable of leaving him because he clears
-his throat or uses a toothpick.
-
-NOTHING unites people like a common sorrow, except, perhaps, a vulgar
-joke.
-
-IF A PRETTY back view won’t let you catch it up it has probably got a
-horrible face.
-
-AS SOON as a woman has put a man in her power she puts him out of her
-heart.
-
-THE ONLY blows Fate seems to deal some people are slaps on the back.
-
-A WOMAN’S clothes should be like an epigram, an adequate expression of
-an idea without a superfluous—syllable.
-
-SOME MEN borrow a fiver and behave for ever after as if the only thing
-they owed you was a grudge.
-
-A WOMAN IS not really adequately clothed because she is draped in
-mystery.
-
-IT IS inexplicable, but undeniable, that a man often prefers the woman
-he has to make excuses for to the woman he has to make excuses to.
-
-WHAT a woman costs and what she is worth are two entirely different
-things.
-
-AMBITIONS vary: Men may want to do well, women may want to look well,
-but the old only want to sleep well.
-
-A WOMAN cares most for a man when their love affair is over, a man cares
-most for a woman before their love affair has begun.
-
-EVERYONE likes to be run after, but the difference between men and women
-is that men do not want to be caught and women do.
-
-A WOMAN who can bear to hear her husband praise another woman is either
-different to other wives or indifferent to her husband.
-
-A MAN’S ‘for ever’ is just about as long as a woman’s ‘five minutes.’
-
-SOME PEOPLE drain the cup of life, and others stick to a medicine glass.
-
-IT TAKES a clever man to write a good love letter, but only a fool would
-do it.
-
-ODDLY enough the impression made by the possession of several different
-names is not nearly so favourable as the impression made by the
-possession of several different addresses.
-
-THE MEANS to an end may put an end to one’s means.
-
-HE WHO CAN does, he who can’t is shocked.
-
-A ROMANCE is wonderful while it lasts, but if it lasts it ceases to be a
-romance.
-
-TO BE successful in love one must know how to begin and when to stop.
-
-MANY A MAN has ended by running away with a woman because he had not the
-sense to begin by running away from her.
-
-MANY AN impecunious stylist has found that a girl is more easily won by
-an ordinary bank-note than an extraordinary love note.
-
-AN INFALLIBLE way of acquiring a host of friends is to be a host
-yourself.
-
-THERE ARE three stages in a man’s infatuation for a woman: making his
-way, having his way, and going his way.
-
-IT IS THE MAN who has no right who generally comforts the woman who has
-wrongs.
-
-WOMEN who are the easiest to win are always the most difficult to lose.
-
-IT IS perfectly saintly to love some women; and that presumably is
-sacred love. It is perfectly natural to adore others; and that probably
-is profane love.
-
-MANY A WOMAN’S undoing is due to her maid.
-
-WHEN A MAN is lost to one woman it is generally because he has been
-found by another.
-
-A MAN MAY BE legally attached to one woman and yet sincerely attached to
-another.
-
-TO INDULGE in independent ways one really needs to have independent
-means.
-
-IT IS no use collecting notable acquaintances unless you can be sure
-that they will recollect you.
-
-BY ALL MEANS tell a woman you love her, but don’t tell her anything
-else.
-
-THAT A MAN and woman are always together proves nothing—but it is
-probably true.
-
-IF A WOMAN goes too far with a man, she comes back alone.
-
-A PRETTY woman in a becoming gown is a temptation—men love temptations.
-
-IF YOU CANNOT be funny without being shocking, it is better to be
-shocking.
-
-OF COURSE it is quite dreadful to lead another into mischief, but it is
-almost impossible to enjoy oneself alone.
-
-NOTHING is more infuriating than to be accused of doing something which
-one has taken every precaution to keep secret.
-
-THE WOMEN who have nothing to show are the ones who have nothing to
-hide.
-
-IF ONE lives long enough one is bound to become respectable and
-virtuous—hallowed by time.
-
-WOMEN are always asking questions and men are always inventing answers—
-and women are none the wiser.
-
-GOODNESS is only a relative term, and one that is always on the tongue
-of relatives.
-
-A WOMAN’S accounts of how she spent ‘the house money’ are only equalled
-in inventive genius by a man’s accounts of how he spent his time.
-
-THERE ARE two sorts of lovers—those who forget and those who are
-forgotten.
-
-ONE SOON gets tired of saying a thing over and over again if nobody
-contradicts, just as one soon gets tired of doing a thing over again if
-no one says one mayn’t.
-
-LOVE IS NICE when it is new, but it wears badly and is impossible to
-renovate.
-
-EVEN THE MOST upright man may be tempted by a recumbent woman.
-
-A WOMAN may have no reticence about her ankle or even her knee if it is
-pretty, but she will never show her hand.
-
-EVERYONE must take chances and if they turn out right they are renamed
-opportunities.
-
-A MAN will forgive a woman doing everything at his expense except making
-a joke.
-
-SOME MEN consider marriage an unnecessary expense, and some men simply
-won’t consider it at all.
-
-MANY a woman has waited patiently for years until the man could afford
-to marry her, and then he won’t wait patiently for five minutes while
-she puts her hat on.
-
-FLIRTATION and office work are the oil and water which the devil
-sometimes tempts a man to attempt to mix.
-
-PEOPLE who allow their character to be diluted by other people’s
-opinions are naturally weak.
-
-IT IS ONLY a very great man who, in a higher position, does not look
-small to the man down below.
-
-IT’S A MISTAKE to take a man into your confidence. If you do you will
-probably never trust him again and he will certainly never trust you
-again.
-
-BY ALL MEANS express an opinion but not by post.
-
-IF A WOMAN’S appearance is bad her re-appearance is worse.
-
-IF A WOMAN HAS anything worth telling she tells it; if a woman has
-anything worth showing she shows it.
-
-IT IS no good laying down the law if you can’t take up an argument.
-
-A WOMAN’S MIRROR reflects her whole world.
-
-IT’S A splendid plan to make a man run after you, but remember that he
-won’t go on running indefinitely merely out of curiosity or hope. The
-time will come when he will sit down to rest—with someone else.
-
-A WOMAN who knows just when and how to make a scene is clever, but the
-woman who knows just when and how not to make a scene is wise.
-
-A WOMAN always puts on silk stockings before she takes the final step.
-
-ALL BEAUTIFUL things are created for and destroyed by women.
-
-IF A HUSBAND leaves his wife alone ten to one someone else won’t.
-
-YOU CAN’T be even acquainted with love without becoming intimate.
-
-THERE never was a woman so fast that man could not keep pace with her.
-
-NO MATTER how orderly she is by nature it is a mistake for a woman to be
-always putting her husband in his place.
-
-IF A MAN is free to do what he likes he does it; and if he is not free—
-he does it just the same.
-
-THE potentialities of a strong silent man are nothing to the
-potentialities of a weak talkative woman.
-
-YOU will probably be very nearly right if you judge men by their hand
-shakes and women by their kisses.
-
-ALCOHOL is not a good preservative of grey matter.
-
-SOCIETY says, if you have come into money you can come in anywhere.
-
-BECAUSE she is up-to-date you must not count on a woman being up to
-time.
-
-‘PLATONIC friendship’ is the story a woman puts up to a man before, and
-to the world afterwards.
-
-MARRIAGE is a woman’s entry into and a man’s exit from life—that is,
-officially.
-
-IT IS a funny thing that a man always has to tell a woman that he loves
-her while everyone else knows it without being told.
-
-SO MANY more people are capable of being loved than are capable of
-loving.
-
-LOVE affairs are all alike, it is only the lovers who are different.
-
-HAVING what you want is not nearly so interesting as getting what you
-want.
-
-THERE are two sorts of men, those who are constant in love and those who
-are constantly in love—and perhaps the first don’t exist.
-
-IF YOU don’t want tummy-ache don’t eat unripe fruit; and if you don’t
-want heartache don’t marry a young man.
-
-THERE is only one temptation in the world that it is worth while
-resisting and that is—spring onions.
-
-MONEY talks, and the larger the means the clearer the meaning.
-
-MOST WOMEN if they had to choose would ask for a clear complexion in
-preference to a clear conscience.
-
-[Illustration: seated woman being offered jars with angel hovering
-above]
-
-ONE may get what one deserves but seldom what one is promised.
-
-THE WOMAN who has never deceived her husband must have an
-extraordinarily acute husband.
-
-THE only time a thing is really worth doing is for the first time and
-for the last time.
-
-THE education system must be all wrong. What sort of use is Latin to a
-young man on his first trip to Paris? You can’t get much for’arder with
-a living woman by being familiar with a dead tongue.
-
-IF A WOMAN is young and pretty and fascinating, the world of men will
-forgive her anything—and see to it that there is everything to forgive.
-
-EVERY woman should be an _édition de luxe_ of herself.
-
-THE one woman in the world who could make a man of a fool, a home of a
-house, and a romance of a marriage probably wears glasses and jaeger and
-so never gets a chance.
-
-IT IS MORE or less true that an attractive woman has no friends. The men
-are more and the women less.
-
-WHAT a lovely world it would be if one could recover the money and the
-love and the time one has misspent.
-
-MEN will pretend to understand things that they don’t and women will
-pretend not to understand things that they do.
-
-IF MEN could read women’s thoughts publishers would die of starvation.
-
-A MAN keeps a woman’s love by making promises he can’t keep; a woman
-keeps a man’s love by refusing to make promises she can keep.
-
-THEY say that one way to continue to enjoy dinners for two after
-marriage is to have breakfast for one.
-
-MANY women who look ripe are rotten at core.
-
-ONE is forgotten even sooner when one is alive than when one is dead.
-
-A MAN does not ask a woman if she loves him until he is almost sure that
-she does so, and a woman does not ask a man if he loves her until she is
-almost sure that he does so no longer.
-
-WOMEN are generally supplied with the necessary food of life but they
-help themselves to salt.
-
-IF ONLY the women we love were as true as the things they teach us about
-women!
-
-A PRETTY woman alone is invariably considered a mystery; a plain woman
-alone is a perfectly natural phenomenon.
-
-MANY a woman who looks light would be a terrible burden.
-
-THE people who are quite unforgiving are those to whom there is never
-anything to forgive.
-
-THE things one does because one wants to do them are generally wrong
-from somebody’s point of view. It is therefore better to do them out of
-view of everybody.
-
-IT IS no good having strong desires if you have a weak will.
-
-MANY a man makes a profession of being entertaining in order to be
-entertained.
-
-ODDLY enough the woman who looks most self-possessed generally belongs
-to some man.
-
-IF YOU don’t tell a woman she will find out; and if you do tell a woman
-you’re a fool.
-
-THE man who cannot make a mistake never tried.
-
-A WOMAN likes the things her lover likes, but loathes the things he
-loves.
-
-A WOMAN may weigh thirteen stone and still love lightly.
-
-EVERYTHING depends upon position—even in the matter of adipose tissue.
-
-IT DOES not matter that a kiss is ill-timed if it is well placed.
-
-FLIRTATION is the froth on top of the wine of love.
-
-MOST women’s ideas are better than their morals.
-
-SOME women’s love stories are not even founded on fact.
-
-I WONDER who suggested an apron string as the one to which a woman ties
-a man? In reality she would probably use a pink ribbon.
-
-LIFE is a guessing competition and the men who guess right become
-millionaires or misogynists.
-
-WOMEN are reputed to be able to do or undo anything with a hair pin.
-Some of them can do quite a lot without one.
-
-THERE is all the difference in the world between being left by oneself
-and being left by someone else.
-
-ALL WOMEN want real love, but their passion for bargains leads them to
-accept cheap imitations.
-
-WHAT a woman’s eyes tell a man, and what his own eyes tell him is all he
-can ever hope to know about her.
-
-A MAN sometimes wants to be alone to be alone, but if a woman wants to
-be alone it is to be alone _with_ someone.
-
-EVERYONE has his own particular way of making an ass of himself and if
-your method is peculiar enough you are snap-shotted for the halfpenny
-press—and that is fame.
-
-IT IS the most difficult thing in the world to attract the attention of
-a crowd, it is always so absolutely intent on the man who is trying to
-escape its attention.
-
-IF YOU can’t get rid of a man any other way—marry him.
-
-IF YOU want people to take your hand put it in your pocket.
-
-MEN all lie to women—in order to win them, in order to lose them, or
-sometimes only in order to comfort them.
-
-ONE imagines that the reason some people are so keen on getting married
-is that you can’t get divorced till you are married.
-
-EVERYONE goes everywhere now-a-days; it is very tiresome, because it
-makes it almost impossible to see life without being seen.
-
-HUSBANDS and wives often become fast simply in their efforts to escape
-one another.
-
-YOU can’t have a really good time and a really good reputation, but then
-a good reputation is of no value at all until it is lost.
-
-THE man to marry is not the man you can be happy with but the man you
-can’t be happy without.
-
-NOTHING in this world is compromising until it is found out.
-
-THE only way to close some people’s mouths is to fill them.
-
-IT IS extraordinary how marriage changes a man—towards the woman he has
-married.
-
-A GREAT scandal is generally the public version of a great secret.
-
-RICH FRIENDS are a great expense; one is so apt to live beyond their
-means.
-
-IF A WOMAN expresses admiration for another woman, either she does not
-admire her or her husband does not.
-
-A MAN will forgive a woman for not being there when he wanted her, but
-never for being there when he did not want her.
-
-MANY A MAN known to the public as a ‘man of letters’ is known to his own
-people as a man of casual notes and infrequent telegrams.
-
-ALMOST anyone can be noticeable, but only a very few are distinguished.
-
-THE FRENCH describe a woman of over forty as of a ‘certain age,’ but as
-a matter of fact it is after she is forty that a woman’s age becomes
-most uncertain.
-
-EVERYONE likes to be loved, if it is only to convince someone else that
-they are lovable.
-
-WHEN a woman is past the love stage she is dead.
-
-MOST PEOPLE are only caricatures of their own possibilities.
-
-[Illustration: woman peeking over shoulder]
-
-MEN do not try to escape temptations; their only fear is that some
-temptation should escape them.
-
-[Illustration: back view of man wearing hat with coat draped over right
-arm]
-
-THE WORLD is logical and ruthless in its conclusions; it says that if a
-man is not worth any money he is worthless, and that if a man is worth
-£100,000 he is worthy.
-
-INFIDELITY is, very occasionally, the greatest compliment a man can pay
-a woman.
-
-THE WOMAN who bares her shoulders usually has a larger following than
-the woman who bares her soul.
-
-IT IS IMPOSSIBLE to study life and your husband as well.
-
-A MAN who begins by asking a woman to sell her soul usually ends by
-asking her to sell her diamonds.
-
-THE BENEFIT of credit is greater than the benefit of the doubt.
-
-A GOOD REASON MAY be a bad excuse.
-
-THE CLEVEREST woman is not the one that can make a man feel that he is a
-fool but the woman that can make a man feel that he is a man.
-
-WOMEN may want to be slaves but they insist on choosing their own
-masters.
-
-DISCRETION is the talent some women have of knowing with whom they can
-be indiscreet.
-
-THE MOST perfect form of flattery is to tell people what they think of
-themselves.
-
-IT IS NOT what you think of him, but what other people think of your
-husband decides whether you have made a good match or not.
-
-IT IS NOT her sense but his senses that make a man love a woman.
-
-LEADERS of men have been known to be followers of women.
-
-IF YOU want to keep a man’s love, by all means dress for him, not before
-him.
-
-THE LESS women care about clothes the more clothes they wear.
-
-MEN ARE capable of the most marvellous self-sacrifice; a man will even
-give up the woman he loves because he cannot afford to keep both a wife
-and a motor.
-
-BE SURE that you are outside when you lock the door of the house of
-memory and throw away the key.
-
-THE LAWYER’S Progress—getting on, getting honour, getting honest.
-
-IN A CRISIS a woman will turn to a priest or a palmist.
-
-WHEN a man ceases to be single he _ipso facto_ begins to lead a double
-life.
-
-LIFE for a man is getting and forgetting, for a woman giving and
-forgiving.
-
-A MUTUAL sense of superiority is a good basis for friendship between two
-women.
-
-DECEPTIONS are the oil to the wheels of life.
-
-IT IS WELL to be out of reach but you must also be within sight to hold
-a man’s attention.
-
-WOMEN love men for their faults—when they can’t find anything else to
-love them for.
-
-A MYSTERY does not become a scandal until it is solved.
-
-MANY a man gets on his feet by continuing to lie.
-
-SILK stockings are the last things a woman discards—when she is
-economising.
-
-ONE of the most adorable rules of life is always to put off till to-
-morrow what you are obliged to do to-day.
-
-GOOD habits are generally affectations or obesity cures and bad habits
-are often one’s sole plea to personality.
-
-SOME people seem to think that a reputation for wit is to be gained by
-saying what they think; they forget that it is necessary first of all to
-think wittingly.
-
-A LOVE affair that never ends is one that has been interrupted.
-
-A WOMAN may have her price yet someone is always ready to give her away.
-
-THE one that does not come out of a love affair well is the one that
-gets left in.
-
-LOVE is a thirst that one cannot quench without becoming intoxicated.
-
-IF YOU start making a man give up things you are almost sure to end by
-being one of the things he gives up.
-
-IF YOU can’t talk about a person behind their back, when can you talk
-about them?
-
-SOME women are capable of doing anything for the man they love, others
-make the man they love capable of doing anything.
-
-IT IS NOT as a rule until a woman should really be in the past tense
-that she becomes intense at all.
-
-IT IS hardly fair to say that women are inherently deceitful. No woman
-ever concealed anything that she dared reveal.
-
-IT IS not enough for a woman to wear her clothes well, she must also
-wear well herself.
-
-IF A WOMAN cares for a man she will never give him away; she will not
-even lend him to a friend.
-
-IT IS not the woman the man she loves has kissed that should worry a
-jealous woman but the women he has not kissed—yet.
-
-THE only criterion for choosing presents is one’s own taste; that is why
-old ladies give their nephews pin cushions, children give their parents
-toys, men give their wives cigars, and lovers give each other kisses.
-
-YOU would be astonished at the calculations the most unmathematical
-woman can do in her head.
-
-THE man who may mayn’t, the man who mayn’t will every time.
-
-ONE’S friends are divided into two classes, those one knows because one
-must and those one knows because one mustn’t.
-
-THERE are some men whose very insolence is flattery to a woman, while
-even the flattery of others is insulting.
-
-MANY a woman who seems to want coaxing might be driven if the car were
-luxurious enough.
-
-TO BE subject to one’s relations is worse than being subject to fits.
-
-IN THE game of life the woman who is lucky in hearts generally holds the
-biggest diamonds too.
-
-SOME women seem to think that they have only to wear a smile to be chic.
-
-IT IS difficult enough to know the right people, but a hundred times
-more difficult to love the right people.
-
-NARROW minds seem to be able to squeeze in anywhere.
-
-LOVE is like a bazaar. The admittance is free but it costs you something
-before you get out.
-
-[Illustration: woman by decorative column and draped fabric]
-
-YOU can never forget a sin you have confessed.
-
-ONLY the novice attempts to fascinate a man by convincing him how
-charming she is; the woman who knows simply convinces him how charming
-he is and the rest just happens.
-
-WOMAN has proved that she can take a man’s place among men. But she will
-never be able to take a man’s place among women.
-
-EVERYONE has been young once, most women are young about three times.
-
-MANY a woman tries to cheer herself up with the thought that her husband
-would be sorry if she died.
-
-A WOMAN has to choose between being an episode and being a nuisance.
-
-NO ONE has anything but contempt for the world’s opinion of them—unless
-it is a really good one.
-
-IT IS hard to say which is the more to be pitied, a man with an ugly,
-unattractive wife he does not care for or the man with a pretty
-fascinating wife whom he does care for.
-
-AS LONG as you return his presents a man will continue to love you, but
-return his love and he really does become discouraged.
-
-SPEECH may have been given a woman to conceal her thoughts but clothes
-were certainly not given her to conceal her form.
-
-PEOPLE who have lost their reputation generally acquire such very bad
-ones in its place.
-
-THE fact that he is boring other people luckily does not prevent a man
-from amusing himself.
-
-TO HAVE their private life made public is the way some people have got
-into and others out of society.
-
-THREE is usually an unlucky number if one is the third.
-
-IF A MAN loves his wife he thinks everyone does, and if he does not love
-her he thinks no one does—and in both cases he is probably wrong.
-
-HOME comforts are things that are always sent to people away from home;
-those at home have to put up with the discomforts.
-
-GOOD women are nearly always jealous of bad women—and they have every
-reason to be.
-
-A MAN is really capable if he can successfully mix his wines and keep
-his women friends apart.
-
-A MAN does not love a woman because she is a good house-keeper, but he
-is quite likely to unlove her because she is a bad one.
-
-A GIRL must sometimes find it awfully difficult to give her friends a
-good reason for having married the only man who ever asked her.
-
-YOU may feel for others but you must think for yourself.
-
-THE very worst people often live at the very best addresses.
-
-ALMOST anyone can see the humour of the situation when it is someone
-else who is situated.
-
-FROM the way some people seem to avoid knowing themselves we imagine
-them to be quite particular about their acquaintances.
-
-A MAN of honour does not help himself to another man’s property—until he
-can’t help himself.
-
-MOST women live for the present, and the handsomer the present the
-better they live.
-
-[Illustration: seated woman taking string of jewels from plate held by
-small man]
-
-LOVE has so many components—multi-coloured beads threaded on the string
-of trust; break that and all the beads are scattered.
-
-THAT a man is fat does not necessarily prove that he is generous—except
-to himself.
-
-SO MANY people would give anything to escape from home to some place
-where they could be really at home.
-
-GOODNESS only knows—half what wickedness knows.
-
-THERE are all sorts of women. Choose one you like, but never try to
-change the one you choose.
-
-THERE are people who are always complaining that they don’t know what to
-do, while the only trouble other people have is that they can’t remember
-what not to do.
-
-AN INNOCENT question may have anything but an innocent answer.
-
-EVERY woman acts one part in her life, that of the sort of girl the man
-she wants to marry wants to marry.
-
-[Illustration: man and woman on settee]
-
-MEN always say that they loathe being flattered, but don’t take any
-notice—no man has ever known that he was flattered.
-
-WOMEN are divided into two classes, good wives who have no husband, and
-bad wives who have several.
-
-A PRETTY girl can afford to wear inexpensive dresses, on the other hand
-she is more likely to be able to afford costly ones than if she were
-plain.
-
-WHEN a flapper wants to she does, when she doesn’t want to she says her
-mother won’t let her.
-
-IT IS USELESS to be able to support a woman in luxury if you cannot
-support her _en déshabille_.
-
-BETTER a will in your favour than a will of your own.
-
-THE ONLY way to keep a man at home is to go out with him.
-
-WOMEN love men for what they give them, men love women for what they
-deny them.
-
-THE TROUBLE is that man is by nature a man—not a husband.
-
-[Illustration: seated woman with key in one hand and stack of letters in
-the other]
-
-LETTERS that should never have been written and ought immediately to be
-destroyed are the only ones worth keeping.
-
-‘TRUE FRIENDS’ are generally quite impossible, and true lovers highly
-improbable.
-
-NEVER make a woman cry unless she insists.
-
-A MAN is like an omelette, he cannot be successfully warmed up again
-once he has got cold.
-
-YOU NEED not consider a man but you must amuse him.
-
-TO KNOW and understand women requires brain: to know and understand men
-requires beauty.
-
-WHEN a woman begins to boast of the insults she has been offered in the
-past her charms are waning.
-
-A CLEVER woman can help her husband, a pretty woman can help herself.
-
-MOONLIGHT does not make things happen but it makes them visible.
-
-THE husband who counts is the one who has something to count.
-
-[Illustration: man smoking cigar strolling with fancily dressed woman on
-his arm]
-
-THERE IS a lot of difference between the man who admires fresh
-complexions and the man who likes fresh faces.
-
-A WOMAN never notices that there is nothing to do in a place unless
-there is no one to do it with.
-
-THERE are no middle-aged people now: they are young, wonderful for their
-age, and then dead.
-
-THE ACT of ‘putting your cards on the table’ does not necessarily reveal
-what your foot is doing under it.
-
-VERY few women will go so far to prove that their price is above rubies
-as to refuse—rubies.
-
-MEN never grow up, they begin and end in arms.
-
-THE history of the world is the story of how different people made the
-same mistake. Progress is the occasional departure from this order when
-someone has sufficient genius to think of a new sort of mistake to make.
-
-WOMEN will destroy a man’s faith, his illusions, his love: but they will
-_not_ destroy his letters.
-
-A MAN goes to a woman when he is in trouble—and gets into more trouble.
-
-IF A WOMAN wants a thing she gets it. If a man wants a thing he buys it.
-
-OPINIONS differ as to whether it is bad to be modern or merely modern to
-be bad.
-
-FIRE-ARMS and freedom are two things that very few women ever handle
-properly.
-
-WHAT a woman doesn’t know she guesses, and what she guesses she knows.
-
-NO WOMAN with real beauty ever had false modesty.
-
-WHEN a man has money to burn the chronic borrower is a match for him.
-
-SOME people who boast of not wearing their heart on their sleeve
-probably know that if they did it would give them a most awfully shabby
-appearance.
-
-MOST women look better on a cushioned couch than on a pedestal, and
-certainly feel more at home.
-
-WHEN a woman wants a man to love her it does not necessarily mean that
-she loves him; it probably means that some other woman loves him.
-
-THERE are people who read books, look at cathedrals and commit sins
-merely to provide themselves with topics of conversation.
-
-A MAN’S sense of honour is a very delicate mechanism and apt to get out
-of order if brought too near a pretty woman.
-
-WOMAN is the eternal question, and man is the answer to it.
-
-PEOPLE will tell you that they never do what they are ashamed of, when
-what they really mean is that they are never ashamed of what they do.
-
-ORIGINALLY an animal, man has been improved by civilization and may
-eventually develop into a perfect beast.
-
-IF A WOMAN speaks without thinking, she may perhaps say what she really
-thinks.
-
-A MAN who will come and go at a woman’s word invariably has to go once
-oftener than he comes.
-
-TO LOOK WELL DRESSED is a matter of technique; to look well undressed
-requires natural gifts.
-
-A WOMAN should exercise the greatest care in the choice of the men she
-allows to love her, for by the quality of her lovers the quality of her
-attractions will be judged.
-
-FEW MEN are quite so intolerable as the eulogies of the women who love
-them make them out to be.
-
-A WOMAN loses her illusions at just about the same time as she loses her
-looks.
-
-THE TRUE test is not whether a man behaves like a gentleman, but whether
-he misbehaves like one.
-
-CONVERSATION IS listening to yourself in the presence of others.
-
-A LOVER’S eyes are a flattering mirror.
-
-[Illustration: woman and man seated at table with champagne bucket]
-
-WHEN you see an old man alone you are looking at something very sad.
-When you see an old man with a young woman you are looking at something
-rich.
-
-IT IS NOT quite fair to blame people for not possessing the virtues with
-which your imagination has endowed them.
-
-A MAN’S IDEA of ‘life’ is a series of improbable situations with
-impossible people.
-
-A WOMAN’S KISSES prove almost as little as her words. A man kisses a
-woman because she attracts him, while a woman kisses a man because she
-likes to attract him.
-
-SO MANY rich men have given up all the pleasures of youth so that when
-they are old they can afford all the things they can no longer enjoy.
-
-A WOMAN’S chief asset lies in what is invested with mystery; a man’s
-chief assets must needs be invested with knowledge.
-
-NOW-A-DAYS it is almost impossible to keep outsiders outside.
-
-MOST MARRIED people would get on so much better together if they were
-apart.
-
-A MAN will tell a woman that he loves her for herself alone, but what he
-really means is that he loves her for himself alone.
-
-MOST PEOPLE’S idea of ‘starting afresh’ is going on in the same way
-somewhere else.
-
-WHEN A woman marries she displays her ability to do so. When a man
-marries he displays his inability not to do so.
-
-IT IS the man with plenty of cash who gets plenty of change.
-
-YOU CANNOT make a young girl’s interest grow by pouring lotion on a bald
-head.
-
-IN MARRIAGE or any other adversity a nice man’s best points come out,
-which is very delightful as long as his teeth are not his best point.
-
-NO MAN ever regrets resisting temptation, because no man ever resists a
-temptation.
-
-NEVER ask a man—just make him tell you.
-
-A MAN kisses whom he may and loves whom he mayn’t.
-
-WHAT a woman wears reveals more than what she says.
-
-[Illustration: fancily dressed woman]
-
-RED haired women generally look as if they would like to be kissed,
-while red haired men look as if they would like to be bald.
-
-THE book of life is illustrated in black and white; dreams are the
-colour supplement.
-
-THE most tragic moment of a woman’s life is the one in which she
-realises that she can at last play with fire without getting burnt.
-
-WHEN a woman believes in a man’s fidelity it is not because she trusts
-him, but because she has confidence in herself.
-
-MOST people would like their own ways and other people’s means.
-
-THERE are not enough men to go round, but some heroes attempt to put
-things right by going round as much as ever they can.
-
-SUCCESSFUL men take advantage of opportunities—successful women take
-advantage of successful men.
-
-MOST women start a love affair by having a secret with a man, and end by
-having secrets from him.
-
-IT IS a woman’s lot to pretend to care less than she does, while a man
-pretends to care more than he does. They both leave off pretending about
-the same time.
-
-MEN have privileges—but they have to pay the cab.
-
-THE object of a woman with a past is probably a man with a present.
-
-
-
-
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-  <ul  class='ul_1'>
-    <li>Obvious typos corrected.
-    </li>
-    <li>Sydney Tremayne was the pseudonym of Sybil Taylor Cookson, journalist and writer,
-    according to Wikipedia.
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-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
-    <div><span class='xxlarge'>TATLINGS</span></div>
-    <div><span class='xlarge'>by Sydney Tremayne</span></div>
-    <div><span class='xlarge'>The Drawings</span></div>
-    <div><span class='xlarge'>by Fish</span></div>
-  </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c000' />
-</div>
-
-<div id='frontis'  class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/frontis.jpg' alt='frontispiece: woman in fancy dress' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c000' />
-</div>
-
-<div  class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/title.jpg' alt='title page image in color' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div>
-  <h1 class='c002'>TATLINGS</h1>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c000'>
-    <div><span class='xlarge'>Epigrams</span></div>
-    <div><span class='xlarge'>by Sydney Tremayne</span></div>
-    <div><span class='xlarge'>The Drawings</span></div>
-    <div><span class='xlarge'>by Fish</span></div>
-    <div class='c000'>NEW YORK</div>
-    <div>E. P. Dutton and Company</div>
-    <div>1922</div>
-  </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c000' />
-</div>
-
-<div  class='figcenter id001'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_II'>II</span>
-<img src='images/intro.jpg' alt='intro page image in color' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div>
-  <h2 class='c003'>INTRODUCTION</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c004'><em class='gesperrt'>HEREIN THE FORTUNATE
-READERS WILL FIND
-THE HAPPY CONJUNCTION</em>
-of two very brilliant young people, whose literary
-and artistic talents fit like the proverbial glove, or
-the musical and lyrical alliance of those immortals,
-Gilbert and Sullivan.</p>
-
-<p class='c005'>Never were epigrams more worthily illustrated,
-or more worthy of illustration. The <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">joie de vivre</span></i>,
-the humour and the human observation which run
-through this little volume, will I am sure make a
-great appeal to the public possessing or admiring
-those qualities.</p>
-
-<p class='c005'>I am proud to think that I was responsible for
-the journalistic débuts of both authors, whose work
-enriched the pages of <cite>The Tatler</cite> for some years, and
-that I have been honoured in being asked to write
-an introduction to their first collective effort.</p>
-
-<div class='c006'><em class='gesperrt'>E. HUSKINSON</em></div>
-<div class='c006'>Editor of <cite>The Tatler</cite></div>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c000' />
-</div>
-
-<div>
-  <h2 class='c003'>ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table0' summary='Illustration list'>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='80%' />
-<col width='20%' />
-</colgroup>
-  <tr>
-    <td class='c007' colspan='2'><a href='#frontis'><i>Frontispiece</i></a></td>
-  </tr>
-  <tr>
-    <td class='c008'><i>Most women if they had to choose would ask for a clear complexion in preference to a clear conscience</i></td>
-    <td class='c009'><a href='#il29'>page 29</a></td>
-  </tr>
-  <tr>
-    <td class='c008'><i>Men do not try to escape temptations; their only fear is that some temptation should escape them</i></td>
-    <td class='c009'><a href='#il46'>pages 46-7</a></td>
-  </tr>
-  <tr>
-    <td class='c008'><i>You can never forget a sin you have confessed</i></td>
-    <td class='c009'><a href='#il63'>page 63</a></td>
-  </tr>
-  <tr>
-    <td class='c008'><i>Most women live for the present, and the handsomer the present the better they live</i></td>
-    <td class='c009'><a href='#il71'>page 71</a></td>
-  </tr>
-  <tr>
-    <td class='c008'><i>Men always say that they loathe being flattered, but don’t take any notice—no man has ever known that he was flattered</i></td>
-    <td class='c009'><a href='#il74'>page 74</a></td>
-  </tr>
-  <tr>
-    <td class='c008'><i>Letters that should never have been written and ought immediately to be destroyed are the only ones worth keeping</i></td>
-    <td class='c009'><a href='#il78'>page 78</a></td>
-  </tr>
-  <tr>
-    <td class='c008'><i>The husband who counts is the one who has something to count</i></td>
-    <td class='c009'><a href='#il83'>page 83</a></td>
-  </tr>
-  <tr>
-    <td class='c008'><i>When you see an old man alone you are looking at something very sad. When you see an old man with a young woman you are looking at something rich</i></td>
-    <td class='c009'><a href='#il92'>page 92</a></td>
-  </tr>
-  <tr>
-    <td class='c008'><i>What a woman wears reveals more than she says</i></td>
-    <td class='c009'><a href='#il99'>page 99</a></td>
-  </tr>
-</table>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c000' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
-    <div><span class='xxlarge'>TATLINGS</span></div>
-  </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c000' />
-</div>
-
-<div>
-  <span class='pageno' id='Page_1'>1</span>
-  <h2 class='c003'>TATLINGS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class='epigrams'>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c004'><em class='gesperrt'>THE LOOKING-GLASS</em> reveals
-us as we are to ourselves; the Wine-glass
-reveals us as we are to others.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF A MAN</em> puts a woman on a pedestal
-someone else will help her down.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>NO MAN</em> gets what he wants, though
-some may get what they have wanted.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE REASON</em> that a love affair so
-seldom ends happily is that one of the
-lovers is generally unwilling for it to end at all.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_2'>2</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>NO ONE</em> agrees with other people’s
-opinions, they merely agree with their
-own opinions expressed by somebody else.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> a poor doctor who cannot prescribe
-an expensive cure for a rich patient.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> alone is not necessarily a
-temptation, if she were a temptation she
-would probably not be alone.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SOME</em> people succeed in preserving a
-youthful appearance, but they show their
-age in their opinions.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_3'>3</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IF YOU GIVE</em> a woman an opportunity,
-she will take everything else that
-she wants.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>YOU ARE</em> much nearer success when you
-are deplored than when you are ignored.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SO MANY</em> young women have glibly
-promised their lovers that they would
-‘never change’ and have been unrecognisable
-ten years later.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>TO A WOMAN</em> women are a sex and
-men an individual.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_4'>4</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> likes to know what the man
-she loves was like when he was a little boy;
-but a man would rather know what the woman
-he loves will be like when she is an old woman.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS PROBABLE</em> that if a woman
-cannot see the point of her husband’s jokes
-she will see very little indeed of him.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> may have a small mouth and
-yet be able to open it very wide.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A GIRL WHO</em> spends her youth learning
-philosophy will almost certainly need
-it when her youth is spent.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_5'>5</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>ONE MAN’S</em> love is often only the
-bait with which another man is caught.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SOME PEOPLE</em> contrive to make their
-‘silent suffering’ simply deafening.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ONE CAN</em> forgive a person lying about
-one and possibly disprove them, but it is
-unforgiveable if they tell the truth; that is
-taking a mean advantage.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WOMEN</em> have been the same through
-all the ages: the only difference between
-a girl and her mother is their feeling for her
-father.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_6'>6</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> difficult for a man to understand
-that a woman who would go through hell
-for love of him is capable of leaving him because
-he clears his throat or uses a toothpick.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>NOTHING</em> unites people like a common
-sorrow, except, perhaps, a vulgar joke.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF A PRETTY</em> back view won’t let you
-catch it up it has probably got a horrible
-face.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>AS SOON</em> as a woman has put a man in
-her power she puts him out of her heart.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_7'>7</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THE ONLY</em> blows Fate seems to deal
-some people are slaps on the back.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN’S</em> clothes should be like an
-epigram, an adequate expression of an
-idea without a superfluous—syllable.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SOME MEN</em> borrow a fiver and behave
-for ever after as if the only thing they owed
-you was a grudge.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN IS</em> not really adequately
-clothed because she is draped in mystery.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_8'>8</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> inexplicable, but undeniable, that a
-man often prefers the woman he has to
-make excuses for to the woman he has to make
-excuses to.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WHAT</em> a woman costs and what she is
-worth are two entirely different things.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>AMBITIONS</em> vary: Men may want to
-do well, women may want to look well,
-but the old only want to sleep well.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> cares most for a man when
-their love affair is over, a man cares most
-for a woman before their love affair has begun.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_9'>9</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>EVERYONE</em> likes to be run after, but
-the difference between men and women
-is that men do not want to be caught and
-women do.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> who can bear to hear her
-husband praise another woman is either
-different to other wives or indifferent to her
-husband.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN’S</em> ‘for ever’ is just about as long
-as a woman’s ‘five minutes.’</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SOME PEOPLE</em> drain the cup of life,
-and others stick to a medicine glass.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_10'>10</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IT TAKES</em> a clever man to write a good
-love letter, but only a fool would do it.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ODDLY</em> enough the impression made by
-the possession of several different names
-is not nearly so favourable as the impression
-made by the possession of several different
-addresses.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE MEANS</em> to an end may put an
-end to one’s means.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>HE WHO CAN</em> does, he who can’t is
-shocked.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_11'>11</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A ROMANCE</em> is wonderful while it lasts,
-but if it lasts it ceases to be a romance.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>TO BE</em> successful in love one must know
-how to begin and when to stop.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MANY A MAN</em> has ended by running
-away with a woman because he had not
-the sense to begin by running away from her.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MANY AN</em> impecunious stylist has
-found that a girl is more easily won by
-an ordinary bank-note than an extraordinary
-love note.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_12'>12</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>AN INFALLIBLE</em> way of acquiring
-a host of friends is to be a host yourself.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THERE ARE</em> three stages in a man’s
-infatuation for a woman: making his way,
-having his way, and going his way.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS THE MAN</em> who has no right
-who generally comforts the woman who
-has wrongs.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WOMEN</em> who are the easiest to win are
-always the most difficult to lose.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_13'>13</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> perfectly saintly to love some women;
-and that presumably is sacred love. It is perfectly
-natural to adore others; and that probably
-is profane love.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MANY A WOMAN’S</em> undoing is due
-to her maid.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WHEN A MAN</em> is lost to one woman
-it is generally because he has been found
-by another.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN MAY BE</em> legally attached to
-one woman and yet sincerely attached to
-another.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_14'>14</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>TO INDULGE</em> in independent ways
-one really needs to have independent
-means.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> no use collecting notable acquaintances
-unless you can be sure that they will
-recollect you.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>BY ALL MEANS</em> tell a woman you
-love her, but don’t tell her anything else.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THAT A MAN</em> and woman are always
-together proves nothing—but it is probably
-true.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_15'>15</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IF A WOMAN</em> goes too far with a man,
-she comes back alone.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A PRETTY</em> woman in a becoming gown
-is a temptation—men love temptations.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF YOU CANNOT</em> be funny without
-being shocking, it is better to be shocking.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>OF COURSE</em> it is quite dreadful to lead
-another into mischief, but it is almost impossible
-to enjoy oneself alone.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_16'>16</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>NOTHING</em> is more infuriating than to
-be accused of doing something which
-one has taken every precaution to keep secret.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE WOMEN</em> who have nothing to
-show are the ones who have nothing to
-hide.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF ONE</em> lives long enough one is bound to
-become respectable and virtuous—hallowed
-by time.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WOMEN</em> are always asking questions
-and men are always inventing answers—and
-women are none the wiser.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_17'>17</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>GOODNESS</em> is only a relative term,
-and one that is always on the tongue of
-relatives.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN’S</em> accounts of how she spent
-‘the house money’ are only equalled in
-inventive genius by a man’s accounts of how
-he spent his time.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THERE ARE</em> two sorts of lovers—those
-who forget and those who are
-forgotten.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ONE SOON</em> gets tired of saying a thing
-over and over again if nobody contradicts,
-just as one soon gets tired of doing a thing
-over again if no one says one mayn’t.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_18'>18</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>LOVE IS NICE</em> when it is new, but it
-wears badly and is impossible to renovate.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>EVEN THE MOST</em> upright man
-may be tempted by a recumbent woman.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> may have no reticence about
-her ankle or even her knee if it is pretty,
-but she will never show her hand.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>EVERYONE</em> must take chances and
-if they turn out right they are renamed
-opportunities.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_19'>19</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> will forgive a woman doing everything
-at his expense except making a joke.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SOME MEN</em> consider marriage an unnecessary
-expense, and some men simply
-won’t consider it at all.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MANY</em> a woman has waited patiently for
-years until the man could afford to marry
-her, and then he won’t wait patiently for five
-minutes while she puts her hat on.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>FLIRTATION</em> and office work are
-the oil and water which the devil sometimes
-tempts a man to attempt to mix.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_20'>20</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>PEOPLE</em> who allow their character to be
-diluted by other people’s opinions are
-naturally weak.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS ONLY</em> a very great man who, in a
-higher position, does not look small to the
-man down below.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT’S A MISTAKE</em> to take a man into
-your confidence. If you do you will probably
-never trust him again and he will certainly
-never trust you again.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>BY ALL MEANS</em> express an opinion
-but not by post.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_21'>21</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IF A WOMAN’S</em> appearance is bad her
-re-appearance is worse.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF A WOMAN HAS</em> anything worth
-telling she tells it; if a woman has anything
-worth showing she shows it.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> no good laying down the law if you
-can’t take up an argument.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN’S MIRROR</em> reflects her
-whole world.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_22'>22</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IT’S A</em> splendid plan to make a man run
-after you, but remember that he won’t go
-on running indefinitely merely out of curiosity
-or hope. The time will come when he will sit
-down to rest—with someone else.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> who knows just when and
-how to make a scene is clever, but the
-woman who knows just when and how not to
-make a scene is wise.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> always puts on silk stockings
-before she takes the final step.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ALL BEAUTIFUL</em> things are created
-for and destroyed by women.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_23'>23</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IF A HUSBAND</em> leaves his wife alone
-ten to one someone else won’t.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>YOU CAN’T</em> be even acquainted with
-love without becoming intimate.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THERE</em> never was a woman so fast that
-man could not keep pace with her.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>NO MATTER</em> how orderly she is by
-nature it is a mistake for a woman to be
-always putting her husband in his place.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_24'>24</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IF A MAN</em> is free to do what he likes he
-does it; and if he is not free—he does it just
-the same.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> potentialities of a strong silent man
-are nothing to the potentialities of a weak
-talkative woman.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>YOU</em> will probably be very nearly right if
-you judge men by their hand shakes and
-women by their kisses.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ALCOHOL</em> is not a good preservative of
-grey matter.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_25'>25</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>SOCIETY</em> says, if you have come into
-money you can come in anywhere.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>BECAUSE</em> she is up-to-date you must
-not count on a woman being up to time.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>‘PLATONIC</em> friendship’ is the story a
-woman puts up to a man before, and to
-the world afterwards.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MARRIAGE</em> is a woman’s entry into and
-a man’s exit from life—that is, officially.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_26'>26</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> a funny thing that a man always has to
-tell a woman that he loves her while everyone
-else knows it without being told.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SO MANY</em> more people are capable of
-being loved than are capable of loving.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>LOVE</em> affairs are all alike, it is only the
-lovers who are different.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>HAVING</em> what you want is not nearly so
-interesting as getting what you want.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_27'>27</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THERE</em> are two sorts of men, those who
-are constant in love and those who are
-constantly in love—and perhaps the first don’t
-exist.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF YOU</em> don’t want tummy-ache don’t eat
-unripe fruit; and if you don’t want heartache
-don’t marry a young man.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THERE</em> is only one temptation in the
-world that it is worth while resisting and
-that is—spring onions.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MONEY</em> talks, and the larger the means
-the clearer the meaning.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_28'>28</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>MOST WOMEN</em> if they had to choose
-would ask for a clear complexion in preference
-to a clear conscience.</p>
-
-<div id='il29'  class='figcenter id002'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_29'>29</span>
-<img src='images/image041b.jpg' alt='seated woman being offered jars with angel hovering above' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_30'>30</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>ONE</em> may get what one deserves but seldom
-what one is promised.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE WOMAN</em> who has never deceived
-her husband must have an extraordinarily
-acute husband.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> only time a thing is really worth
-doing is for the first time and for the last
-time.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> education system must be all wrong.
-What sort of use is Latin to a young man
-on his first trip to Paris? You can’t get much
-for’arder with a living woman by being familiar
-with a dead tongue.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_31'>31</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IF A WOMAN</em> is young and pretty and
-fascinating, the world of men will forgive
-her anything—and see to it that there is everything
-to forgive.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>EVERY</em> woman should be an <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">édition de luxe</span></i>
-of herself.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> one woman in the world who could
-make a man of a fool, a home of a house,
-and a romance of a marriage probably wears
-glasses and jaeger and so never gets a chance.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS MORE</em> or less true that an attractive
-woman has no friends. The men are more
-and the women less.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_32'>32</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>WHAT</em> a lovely world it would be if one
-could recover the money and the love
-and the time one has misspent.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MEN</em> will pretend to understand things
-that they don’t and women will pretend
-not to understand things that they do.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF MEN</em> could read women’s thoughts
-publishers would die of starvation.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> keeps a woman’s love by making
-promises he can’t keep; a woman keeps
-a man’s love by refusing to make promises she
-can keep.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_33'>33</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THEY</em> say that one way to continue to
-enjoy dinners for two after marriage is to
-have breakfast for one.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MANY</em> women who look ripe are rotten
-at core.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ONE</em> is forgotten even sooner when one
-is alive than when one is dead.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> does not ask a woman if she loves
-him until he is almost sure that she does
-so, and a woman does not ask a man if he loves
-her until she is almost sure that he does so no
-longer.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_34'>34</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>WOMEN</em> are generally supplied with the
-necessary food of life but they help themselves
-to salt.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF ONLY</em> the women we love were as true
-as the things they teach us about women!</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A PRETTY</em> woman alone is invariably
-considered a mystery; a plain woman
-alone is a perfectly natural phenomenon.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MANY</em> a woman who looks light would
-be a terrible burden.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_35'>35</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> people who are quite unforgiving are
-those to whom there is never anything to
-forgive.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> things one does because one wants
-to do them are generally wrong from
-somebody’s point of view. It is therefore
-better to do them out of view of everybody.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> no good having strong desires if you
-have a weak will.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MANY</em> a man makes a profession of being
-entertaining in order to be entertained.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_36'>36</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>ODDLY</em> enough the woman who looks
-most self-possessed generally belongs to
-some man.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF YOU</em> don’t tell a woman she will find
-out; and if you do tell a woman you’re a
-fool.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> man who cannot make a mistake
-never tried.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> likes the things her lover
-likes, but loathes the things he loves.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_37'>37</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> may weigh thirteen stone
-and still love lightly.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>EVERYTHING</em> depends upon position—even
-in the matter of adipose tissue.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT DOES</em> not matter that a kiss is ill-timed
-if it is well placed.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>FLIRTATION</em> is the froth on top of
-the wine of love.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_38'>38</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>MOST</em> women’s ideas are better than
-their morals.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SOME</em> women’s love stories are not even
-founded on fact.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>I WONDER</em> who suggested an apron
-string as the one to which a woman ties a
-man? In reality she would probably use a pink
-ribbon.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>LIFE</em> is a guessing competition and the
-men who guess right become millionaires
-or misogynists.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_39'>39</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>WOMEN</em> are reputed to be able to do or
-undo anything with a hair pin. Some of
-them can do quite a lot without one.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THERE</em> is all the difference in the world
-between being left by oneself and being
-left by someone else.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ALL WOMEN</em> want real love, but their
-passion for bargains leads them to accept
-cheap imitations.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WHAT</em> a woman’s eyes tell a man, and
-what his own eyes tell him is all he can
-ever hope to know about her.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_40'>40</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> sometimes wants to be alone to be
-alone, but if a woman wants to be alone it
-is to be alone <i>with</i> someone.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>EVERYONE</em> has his own particular way
-of making an ass of himself and if your
-method is peculiar enough you are snap-shotted
-for the halfpenny press—and that is
-fame.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> the most difficult thing in the world
-to attract the attention of a crowd, it is
-always so absolutely intent on the man who
-is trying to escape its attention.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF YOU</em> can’t get rid of a man any other
-way—marry him.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_41'>41</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IF YOU</em> want people to take your hand
-put it in your pocket.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MEN</em> all lie to women—in order to win
-them, in order to lose them, or sometimes
-only in order to comfort them.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ONE</em> imagines that the reason some people
-are so keen on getting married is that
-you can’t get divorced till you are married.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>EVERYONE</em> goes everywhere now-a-days;
-it is very tiresome, because it makes
-it almost impossible to see life without being
-seen.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_42'>42</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>HUSBANDS</em> and wives often become
-fast simply in their efforts to escape one
-another.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>YOU</em> can’t have a really good time and a
-really good reputation, but then a good
-reputation is of no value at all until it is lost.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> man to marry is not the man you can
-be happy with but the man you can’t be
-happy without.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>NOTHING</em> in this world is compromising
-until it is found out.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_43'>43</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> only way to close some people’s
-mouths is to fill them.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> extraordinary how marriage changes
-a man—towards the woman he has married.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A GREAT</em> scandal is generally the public
-version of a great secret.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>RICH FRIENDS</em> are a great expense;
-one is so apt to live beyond their means.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_44'>44</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IF A WOMAN</em> expresses admiration
-for another woman, either she does not
-admire her or her husband does not.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> will forgive a woman for not being
-there when he wanted her, but never for
-being there when he did not want her.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MANY A MAN</em> known to the public
-as a ‘man of letters’ is known to his own
-people as a man of casual notes and infrequent
-telegrams.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ALMOST</em> anyone can be noticeable, but
-only a very few are distinguished.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_45'>45</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THE FRENCH</em> describe a woman of
-over forty as of a ‘certain age,’ but as a
-matter of fact it is after she is forty that a
-woman’s age becomes most uncertain.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>EVERYONE</em> likes to be loved, if it is
-only to convince someone else that they
-are lovable.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WHEN</em> a woman is past the love stage
-she is dead.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MOST PEOPLE</em> are only caricatures
-of their own possibilities.</p>
-
-<div id='il46'  class='figcenter id001'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_46'>46</span>
-<img src='images/image058b.jpg' alt='woman peeking over shoulder' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_47'>47</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>MEN</em> do not try to escape temptations;
-their only fear is that some temptation
-should escape them.</p>
-
-<div  class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/image059b.jpg' alt='back view of man wearing hat with coat draped over right arm' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_48'>48</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THE WORLD</em> is logical and ruthless
-in its conclusions; it says that if a man is
-not worth any money he is worthless, and that
-if a man is worth £100,000 he is worthy.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>INFIDELITY</em> is, very occasionally, the
-greatest compliment a man can pay a
-woman.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE WOMAN</em> who bares her shoulders
-usually has a larger following than
-the woman who bares her soul.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS IMPOSSIBLE</em> to study life and
-your husband as well.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_49'>49</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> who begins by asking a woman
-to sell her soul usually ends by asking her
-to sell her diamonds.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE BENEFIT</em> of credit is greater
-than the benefit of the doubt.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A GOOD REASON MAY</em> be a bad
-excuse.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE CLEVEREST</em> woman is not
-the one that can make a man feel that he
-is a fool but the woman that can make a man
-feel that he is a man.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_50'>50</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>WOMEN</em> may want to be slaves but they
-insist on choosing their own masters.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>DISCRETION</em> is the talent some women
-have of knowing with whom they can be
-indiscreet.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE MOST</em> perfect form of flattery is
-to tell people what they think of themselves.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS NOT</em> what you think of him, but
-what other people think of your husband
-decides whether you have made a good match
-or not.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_51'>51</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IT IS NOT</em> her sense but his senses that
-make a man love a woman.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>LEADERS</em> of men have been known to
-be followers of women.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF YOU</em> want to keep a man’s love, by all
-means dress for him, not before him.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE LESS</em> women care about clothes
-the more clothes they wear.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_52'>52</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>MEN ARE</em> capable of the most marvellous
-self-sacrifice; a man will even
-give up the woman he loves because he cannot
-afford to keep both a wife and a motor.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>BE SURE</em> that you are outside when you
-lock the door of the house of memory and
-throw away the key.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE LAWYER’S</em> Progress—getting
-on, getting honour, getting honest.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IN A CRISIS</em> a woman will turn to a
-priest or a palmist.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_53'>53</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>WHEN</em> a man ceases to be single he <i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">ipso
-facto</span></i> begins to lead a double life.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>LIFE</em> for a man is getting and forgetting,
-for a woman giving and forgiving.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MUTUAL</em> sense of superiority is a
-good basis for friendship between two
-women.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>DECEPTIONS</em> are the oil to the
-wheels of life.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_54'>54</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IT IS WELL</em> to be out of reach but you
-must also be within sight to hold a man’s
-attention.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WOMEN</em> love men for their faults—when
-they can’t find anything else to love
-them for.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MYSTERY</em> does not become a scandal
-until it is solved.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MANY</em> a man gets on his feet by continuing
-to lie.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_55'>55</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>SILK</em> stockings are the last things a woman
-discards—when she is economising.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ONE</em> of the most adorable rules of life is
-always to put off till to-morrow what you
-are obliged to do to-day.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>GOOD</em> habits are generally affectations or
-obesity cures and bad habits are often
-one’s sole plea to personality.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SOME</em> people seem to think that a reputation
-for wit is to be gained by saying what
-they think; they forget that it is necessary
-first of all to think wittingly.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_56'>56</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A LOVE</em> affair that never ends is one that
-has been interrupted.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> may have her price yet someone
-is always ready to give her away.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> one that does not come out of a love
-affair well is the one that gets left in.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>LOVE</em> is a thirst that one cannot quench
-without becoming intoxicated.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_57'>57</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IF YOU</em> start making a man give up things
-you are almost sure to end by being one of
-the things he gives up.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF YOU</em> can’t talk about a person behind
-their back, when can you talk about them?</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SOME</em> women are capable of doing anything
-for the man they love, others make
-the man they love capable of doing anything.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS NOT</em> as a rule until a woman should
-really be in the past tense that she becomes
-intense at all.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_58'>58</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> hardly fair to say that women are
-inherently deceitful. No woman ever concealed
-anything that she dared reveal.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> not enough for a woman to wear her
-clothes well, she must also wear well herself.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF A WOMAN</em> cares for a man she will
-never give him away; she will not even lend
-him to a friend.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> not the woman the man she loves has
-kissed that should worry a jealous woman
-but the women he has not kissed—yet.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_59'>59</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> only criterion for choosing presents
-is one’s own taste; that is why old ladies
-give their nephews pin cushions, children give
-their parents toys, men give their wives cigars,
-and lovers give each other kisses.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>YOU</em> would be astonished at the calculations
-the most unmathematical woman
-can do in her head.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> man who may mayn’t, the man who
-mayn’t will every time.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ONE’S</em> friends are divided into two classes,
-those one knows because one must and
-those one knows because one mustn’t.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_60'>60</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THERE</em> are some men whose very insolence
-is flattery to a woman, while even
-the flattery of others is insulting.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MANY</em> a woman who seems to want
-coaxing might be driven if the car were
-luxurious enough.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>TO BE</em> subject to one’s relations is worse
-than being subject to fits.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IN THE</em> game of life the woman who is
-lucky in hearts generally holds the biggest
-diamonds too.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_61'>61</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>SOME</em> women seem to think that they
-have only to wear a smile to be chic.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> difficult enough to know the right
-people, but a hundred times more difficult
-to love the right people.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>NARROW</em> minds seem to be able to
-squeeze in anywhere.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>LOVE</em> is like a bazaar. The admittance is
-free but it costs you something before you
-get out.</p>
-
-<div id='il63'  class='figcenter id002'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_62'>62</span>
-<img src='images/image074b.jpg' alt='woman by decorative column and draped fabric' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_63'>63</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>YOU</em> can never forget a sin you have confessed.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_64'>64</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>ONLY</em> the novice attempts to fascinate a
-man by convincing him how charming
-she is; the woman who knows simply convinces
-him how charming he is and the rest
-just happens.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WOMAN</em> has proved that she can take a
-man’s place among men. But she will
-never be able to take a man’s place among
-women.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>EVERYONE</em> has been young once, most
-women are young about three times.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MANY</em> a woman tries to cheer herself
-up with the thought that her husband
-would be sorry if she died.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_65'>65</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> has to choose between being
-an episode and being a nuisance.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>NO ONE</em> has anything but contempt for
-the world’s opinion of them—unless it is
-a really good one.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> hard to say which is the more to be
-pitied, a man with an ugly, unattractive wife
-he does not care for or the man with a pretty
-fascinating wife whom he does care for.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>AS LONG</em> as you return his presents a man
-will continue to love you, but return his
-love and he really does become discouraged.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_66'>66</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>SPEECH</em> may have been given a woman
-to conceal her thoughts but clothes were
-certainly not given her to conceal her form.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>PEOPLE</em> who have lost their reputation
-generally acquire such very bad ones in its
-place.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> fact that he is boring other people
-luckily does not prevent a man from
-amusing himself.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>TO HAVE</em> their private life made public
-is the way some people have got into
-and others out of society.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_67'>67</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THREE</em> is usually an unlucky number if
-one is the third.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF A MAN</em> loves his wife he thinks everyone
-does, and if he does not love her he
-thinks no one does—and in both cases he is
-probably wrong.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>HOME</em> comforts are things that are always
-sent to people away from home; those at
-home have to put up with the discomforts.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>GOOD</em> women are nearly always jealous of
-bad women—and they have every reason
-to be.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_68'>68</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> is really capable if he can successfully
-mix his wines and keep his women
-friends apart.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> does not love a woman because she
-is a good house-keeper, but he is quite
-likely to unlove her because she is a bad one.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A GIRL</em> must sometimes find it awfully
-difficult to give her friends a good reason
-for having married the only man who ever
-asked her.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>YOU</em> may feel for others but you must
-think for yourself.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_69'>69</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> very worst people often live at the
-very best addresses.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ALMOST</em> anyone can see the humour of
-the situation when it is someone else who
-is situated.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>FROM</em> the way some people seem to avoid
-knowing themselves we imagine them to
-be quite particular about their acquaintances.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> of honour does not help himself
-to another man’s property—until he can’t
-help himself.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_70'>70</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>MOST</em> women live for the present, and
-the handsomer the present the better
-they live.</p>
-
-<div id='il71'  class='figcenter id002'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_71'>71</span>
-<img src='images/image083b.jpg' alt='seated woman taking string of jewels from plate held by small man' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_72'>72</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>LOVE</em> has so many components—multi-coloured
-beads threaded on the string of
-trust; break that and all the beads are scattered.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THAT</em> a man is fat does not necessarily
-prove that he is generous—except to
-himself.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SO MANY</em> people would give anything
-to escape from home to some place where
-they could be really at home.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>GOODNESS</em> only knows—half what
-wickedness knows.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_73'>73</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THERE</em> are all sorts of women. Choose
-one you like, but never try to change the
-one you choose.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THERE</em> are people who are always complaining
-that they don’t know what to do,
-while the only trouble other people have is
-that they can’t remember what not to do.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>AN INNOCENT</em> question may have
-anything but an innocent answer.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>EVERY</em> woman acts one part in her life,
-that of the sort of girl the man she wants
-to marry wants to marry.</p>
-
-<div id='il74'  class='figcenter id003'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_74'>74</span>
-<img src='images/image086b.jpg' alt='man and woman on settee' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_75'>75</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>MEN</em> always say that they loathe being
-flattered, but don’t take any notice—no
-man has ever known that he was flattered.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_76'>76</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>WOMEN</em> are divided into two classes,
-good wives who have no husband, and
-bad wives who have several.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A PRETTY</em> girl can afford to wear inexpensive
-dresses, on the other hand she
-is more likely to be able to afford costly ones
-than if she were plain.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WHEN</em> a flapper wants to she does,
-when she doesn’t want to she says her
-mother won’t let her.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS USELESS</em> to be able to support
-a woman in luxury if you cannot support
-her <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">en déshabille</span></i>.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_77'>77</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>BETTER</em> a will in your favour than a
-will of your own.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE ONLY way</em> to keep a man at home
-is to go out with him.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WOMEN</em> love men for what they give
-them, men love women for what they
-deny them.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE TROUBLE</em> is that man is by
-nature a man—not a husband.</p>
-
-<div id='il78'  class='figcenter id002'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_78'>78</span>
-<img src='images/image090b.jpg' alt='seated woman with key in one hand and stack of letters in the other' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_79'>79</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>LETTERS</em> that should never have been
-written and ought immediately to be destroyed
-are the only ones worth keeping.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_80'>80</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>‘TRUE FRIENDS’</em> are generally
-quite impossible, and true lovers highly
-improbable.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>NEVER</em> make a woman cry unless she
-insists.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> is like an omelette, he cannot be
-successfully warmed up again once he has
-got cold.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>YOU NEED</em> not consider a man but you
-must amuse him.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_81'>81</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>TO KNOW</em> and understand women
-requires brain: to know and understand
-men requires beauty.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WHEN</em> a woman begins to boast of the
-insults she has been offered in the past
-her charms are waning.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A CLEVER</em> woman can help her husband,
-a pretty woman can help herself.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MOONLIGHT</em> does not make things
-happen but it makes them visible.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_82'>82</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> husband who counts is the one who
-has something to count.</p>
-
-<div id='il83'  class='figcenter id002'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_83'>83</span>
-<img src='images/image095b.jpg' alt='man smoking cigar strolling with fancily dressed woman on his arm' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_84'>84</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>THERE IS</em> a lot of difference between
-the man who admires fresh complexions
-and the man who likes fresh faces.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> never notices that there is
-nothing to do in a place unless there is
-no one to do it with.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THERE</em> are no middle-aged people now:
-they are young, wonderful for their age,
-and then dead.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE ACT</em> of ‘putting your cards on the
-table’ does not necessarily reveal what
-your foot is doing under it.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_85'>85</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>VERY</em> few women will go so far to prove
-that their price is above rubies as to refuse—rubies.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MEN</em> never grow up, they begin and end
-in arms.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> history of the world is the story of
-how different people made the same mistake.
-Progress is the occasional departure from
-this order when someone has sufficient genius
-to think of a new sort of mistake to make.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WOMEN</em> will destroy a man’s faith,
-his illusions, his love: but they will <i>not</i>
-destroy his letters.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_86'>86</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> goes to a woman when he is in
-trouble—and gets into more trouble.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF A WOMAN</em> wants a thing she gets
-it. If a man wants a thing he buys it.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>OPINIONS</em> differ as to whether it is
-bad to be modern or merely modern to
-be bad.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>FIRE-ARMS</em> and freedom are two things
-that very few women ever handle properly.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_87'>87</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>WHAT</em> a woman doesn’t know she
-guesses, and what she guesses she knows.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>NO WOMAN</em> with real beauty ever had
-false modesty.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WHEN</em> a man has money to burn the
-chronic borrower is a match for him.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SOME</em> people who boast of not wearing
-their heart on their sleeve probably know
-that if they did it would give them a most
-awfully shabby appearance.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_88'>88</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>MOST</em> women look better on a cushioned
-couch than on a pedestal, and certainly
-feel more at home.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WHEN</em> a woman wants a man to love her
-it does not necessarily mean that she
-loves him; it probably means that some other
-woman loves him.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THERE</em> are people who read books, look
-at cathedrals and commit sins merely to
-provide themselves with topics of conversation.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN’S</em> sense of honour is a very delicate
-mechanism and apt to get out of order if
-brought too near a pretty woman.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_89'>89</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>WOMAN</em> is the eternal question, and man
-is the answer to it.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>PEOPLE</em> will tell you that they never do
-what they are ashamed of, when what they
-really mean is that they are never ashamed of
-what they do.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>ORIGINALLY</em> an animal, man has been
-improved by civilization and may eventually
-develop into a perfect beast.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IF A WOMAN</em> speaks without thinking,
-she may perhaps say what she really thinks.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_90'>90</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> who will come and go at a woman’s
-word invariably has to go once
-oftener than he comes.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>TO LOOK WELL DRESSED</em> is a matter
-of technique; to look well undressed
-requires natural gifts.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> should exercise the greatest
-care in the choice of the men she allows
-to love her, for by the quality of her lovers the
-quality of her attractions will be judged.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>FEW MEN</em> are quite so intolerable as the
-eulogies of the women who love them
-make them out to be.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_91'>91</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN</em> loses her illusions at just about
-the same time as she loses her looks.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE TRUE</em> test is not whether a man
-behaves like a gentleman, but whether he
-misbehaves like one.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>CONVERSATION IS</em> listening to
-yourself in the presence of others.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A LOVER’S</em> eyes are a flattering mirror.</p>
-
-<div id='il92'  class='figcenter id004'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_92'>92</span>
-<img src='images/image104b.jpg' alt='woman and man seated at table with champagne bucket' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_93'>93</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>WHEN</em> you see an old man alone you
-are looking at something very sad.
-When you see an old man with a young woman
-you are looking at something rich.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_94'>94</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IT IS NOT</em> quite fair to blame people
-for not possessing the virtues with which
-your imagination has endowed them.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN’S IDEA</em> of ‘life’ is a series of
-improbable situations with impossible
-people.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN’S KISSES</em> prove almost
-as little as her words. A man kisses a
-woman because she attracts him, while a woman
-kisses a man because she likes to attract
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SO MANY</em> rich men have given up all
-the pleasures of youth so that when they
-are old they can afford all the things they can
-no longer enjoy.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_95'>95</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>A WOMAN’S</em> chief asset lies in what is
-invested with mystery; a man’s chief assets
-must needs be invested with knowledge.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>NOW-A-DAYS</em> it is almost impossible
-to keep outsiders outside.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MOST MARRIED</em> people would
-get on so much better together if they
-were apart.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> will tell a woman that he loves
-her for herself alone, but what he really
-means is that he loves her for himself alone.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_96'>96</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>MOST PEOPLE’S</em> idea of ‘starting
-afresh’ is going on in the same way
-somewhere else.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WHEN A</em> woman marries she displays
-her ability to do so. When a man marries
-he displays his inability not to do so.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> the man with plenty of cash who
-gets plenty of change.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>YOU CANNOT</em> make a young girl’s
-interest grow by pouring lotion on a bald
-head.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_97'>97</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IN MARRIAGE</em> or any other adversity
-a nice man’s best points come out, which is
-very delightful as long as his teeth are not his
-best point.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>NO MAN</em> ever regrets resisting temptation,
-because no man ever resists a
-temptation.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>NEVER</em> ask a man—just make him tell
-you.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>A MAN</em> kisses whom he may and loves
-whom he mayn’t.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_98'>98</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>WHAT</em> a woman wears reveals more than
-what she says.</p>
-
-<div id='il99'  class='figcenter id002'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_99'>99</span>
-<img src='images/image111b.jpg' alt='fancily dressed woman' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_100'>100</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>RED</em> haired women generally look as if
-they would like to be kissed, while red
-haired men look as if they would like to be
-bald.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> book of life is illustrated in black and
-white; dreams are the colour supplement.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> most tragic moment of a woman’s
-life is the one in which she realises that
-she can at last play with fire without getting
-burnt.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>WHEN</em> a woman believes in a man’s
-fidelity it is not because she trusts him,
-but because she has confidence in herself.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_101'>101</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>MOST</em> people would like their own ways
-and other people’s means.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THERE</em> are not enough men to go round,
-but some heroes attempt to put things
-right by going round as much as ever they
-can.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>SUCCESSFUL</em> men take advantage of
-opportunities—successful women take advantage
-of successful men.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MOST</em> women start a love affair by
-having a secret with a man, and end by
-having secrets from him.</p>
-
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_102'>102</span>
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'>
-<em class='gesperrt'>IT IS</em> a woman’s lot to pretend to care less
-than she does, while a man pretends to care
-more than he does. They both leave off pretending
-about the same time.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>MEN</em> have privileges—but they have to
-pay the cab.</p>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_4_0_4 c005'><em class='gesperrt'>THE</em> object of a woman with a past is
-probably a man with a present.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-<pre>
-
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