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diff --git a/old/5921.txt b/old/5921.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cd840fd --- /dev/null +++ b/old/5921.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20171 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, Complete +by Miguel de Cervantes + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, Complete + +Author: Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra + +Release Date: July 19, 2004 [EBook #5921] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, VOLUME I. *** + + + + +Produced by David Widger + + + + + +DON QUIXOTE + +by Miguel de Cervantes + +Translated by John Ormsby + + +Part I, Complete + + + +Ebook Editor's Note + +The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part +of the original Ormsby translation--they are taken from the 1880 edition +of J. W. Clark, illustrated by Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states +that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' adopted in this edition is that +of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." See in the +introduction below John Ormsby's critique of both the Jarvis and Motteaux +translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg +edition to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby +translation instead of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the +Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only by utilizing the "Enlarge" +button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby in his +Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; +others feel that these woodcuts and steel engravings well match the +Quixote's dreams. D.W. + + + + +CONTENTS + +Part I. + +CHAPTER I +WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN +DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +CHAPTER II +WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS DON QUIXOTE MADE +FROM HOME + +CHAPTER III +WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF +DUBBED A KNIGHT + +CHAPTER IV +OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN + +CHAPTER V +IN WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED + +CHAPTER VI +OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH THE CURATE AND THE +BARBER MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN + +CHAPTER VII +OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +CHAPTER VIII +OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE +TERRIBLE AND UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER +OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO BE FITLY RECORDED + +CHAPTER IX +IN WHICH IS CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE BETWEEN THE +GALLANT BISCAYAN AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN + +CHAPTER X +OF THE PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS +SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA + +CHAPTER XI +OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS + +CHAPTER XII +OF WHAT A GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE + +CHAPTER XIII +IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, WITH OTHER +INCIDENTS + +CHAPTER XIV +WHEREIN ARE INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD SHEPHERD, +TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR + +CHAPTER XV +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT DON QUIXOTE +FELL IN WITH WHEN HE FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN HEARTLESS YANGUESANS + +CHAPTER XVI +OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN WHICH HE +TOOK TO BE A CASTLE + +CHAPTER XVII +IN WHICH ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE +DON QUIXOTE AND HIS GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA ENDURED IN THE INN, +WHICH TO HIS MISFORTUNE HE TOOK TO BE A CASTLE + +CHAPTER XVIII +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER, +DON QUIXOTE, AND OTHER ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING + +CHAPTER XIX +OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH HIS MASTER, AND OF +THE ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER +NOTABLE OCCURRENCES + +CHAPTER XX +OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH WAS ACHIEVED BY THE +VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER +ACHIEVED BY ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE WORLD + +CHAPTER XXI +WHICH TREATS OF THE EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S +HELMET, TOGETHER WITH OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE +KNIGHT + +CHAPTER XXII +OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL UNFORTUNATES WHO +AGAINST THEIR WILL WERE BEING CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO + +CHAPTER XXIII +OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OF +THE RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS HISTORY + +CHAPTER XXIV +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA + +CHAPTER XXV +WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE STOUT +KNIGHT OF LA MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF HIS IMITATION +OF THE PENANCE OF BELTENEBROS + +CHAPTER XXVI +IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON QUIXOTE +PLAYED THE PART OF A LOVER IN THE SIERRA MORENA + +CHAPTER XXVII +OF HOW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR SCHEME; +TOGETHER WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN THIS GREAT HISTORY + +CHAPTER XXVIII +WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL +THE CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA + +CHAPTER XXIX +WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE +OUR LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE HAD IMPOSED +UPON HIMSELF + +CHAPTER XXX +WHICH TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER +MATTERS PLEASANT AND AMUSING + +CHAPTER XXXI +OF THE DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA, +HIS SQUIRE, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + +CHAPTER XXXII +WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN + +CHAPTER XXXIII +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + +CHAPTER XXXIV +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + +CHAPTER XXXV +WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS BATTLE DON QUIXOTE HAD +WITH CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, AND BRINGS THE NOVEL OF "THE +ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" TO A CLOSE + +CHAPTER XXXVI +WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT OCCURRED AT THE INN + +CHAPTER XXXVII +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE STORY OF THE FAMOUS PRINCESS MICOMICONA, +WITH OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES + +CHAPTER XXXVIII +WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON QUIXOTE DELIVERED ON +ARMS AND LETTERS + +CHAPTER XXXIX +WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES + +CHAPTER XL +IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED. + +CHAPTER XLI +IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES + +CHAPTER XLII +WHICH TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, AND OF +SEVERAL OTHER THINGS WORTH KNOWING + +CHAPTER XLIII +WHEREIN IS RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, TOGETHER +WITH OTHER STRANGE THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS IN THE INN + +CHAPTER XLIV +IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES OF THE INN + +CHAPTER XLV +IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET AND THE +PACK-SADDLE IS FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT +OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND EARNEST + +CHAPTER XLVI +OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY +BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON +QUIXOTE + +CHAPTER XLVII +OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WAS +CARRIED AWAY ENCHANTED, TOGETHER WITH OTHER REMARKABLE INCIDENTS + +CHAPTER XLVIII +IN WHICH THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS OF CHIVALRY, +WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF HIS WIT + +CHAPTER XLIX +WHICH TREATS OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HELD +WITH HIS MASTER DON QUIXOTE + +CHAPTER L +OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY WHICH DON QUIXOTE AND THE CANON HELD, +TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + +CHAPTER LI +WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE WHO WERE CARRYING +OFF DON QUIXOTE + +CHAPTER LII +OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER +WITH NTHE RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN +EXPENDITURE OF SWEAT HE BROUGHT TO A HAPPY CONCLUSION + + +TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE + + +I: ABOUT THIS TRANSLATION + +It was with considerable reluctance that I abandoned in favour of the +present undertaking what had long been a favourite project: that of a new +edition of Shelton's "Don Quixote," which has now become a somewhat +scarce book. There are some--and I confess myself to be one--for whom +Shelton's racy old version, with all its defects, has a charm that no +modern translation, however skilful or correct, could possess. Shelton +had the inestimable advantage of belonging to the same generation as +Cervantes; "Don Quixote" had to him a vitality that only a contemporary +could feel; it cost him no dramatic effort to see things as Cervantes saw +them; there is no anachronism in his language; he put the Spanish of +Cervantes into the English of Shakespeare. Shakespeare himself most +likely knew the book; he may have carried it home with him in his +saddle-bags to Stratford on one of his last journeys, and under the +mulberry tree at New Place joined hands with a kindred genius in its +pages. + +But it was soon made plain to me that to hope for even a moderate +popularity for Shelton was vain. His fine old crusted English would, no +doubt, be relished by a minority, but it would be only by a minority. His +warmest admirers must admit that he is not a satisfactory representative +of Cervantes. His translation of the First Part was very hastily made and +was never revised by him. It has all the freshness and vigour, but also a +full measure of the faults, of a hasty production. It is often very +literal--barbarously literal frequently--but just as often very loose. He +had evidently a good colloquial knowledge of Spanish, but apparently not +much more. It never seems to occur to him that the same translation of a +word will not suit in every case. + +It is often said that we have no satisfactory translation of "Don +Quixote." To those who are familiar with the original, it savours of +truism or platitude to say so, for in truth there can be no thoroughly +satisfactory translation of "Don Quixote" into English or any other +language. It is not that the Spanish idioms are so utterly unmanageable, +or that the untranslatable words, numerous enough no doubt, are so +superabundant, but rather that the sententious terseness to which the +humour of the book owes its flavour is peculiar to Spanish, and can at +best be only distantly imitated in any other tongue. + +The history of our English translations of "Don Quixote" is instructive. +Shelton's, the first in any language, was made, apparently, about 1608, +but not published till 1612. This of course was only the First Part. It +has been asserted that the Second, published in 1620, is not the work of +Shelton, but there is nothing to support the assertion save the fact that +it has less spirit, less of what we generally understand by "go," about +it than the first, which would be only natural if the first were the work +of a young man writing currente calamo, and the second that of a +middle-aged man writing for a bookseller. On the other hand, it is closer +and more literal, the style is the same, the very same translations, or +mistranslations, occur in it, and it is extremely unlikely that a new +translator would, by suppressing his name, have allowed Shelton to carry +off the credit. + +In 1687 John Phillips, Milton's nephew, produced a "Don Quixote" "made +English," he says, "according to the humour of our modern language." His +"Quixote" is not so much a translation as a travesty, and a travesty that +for coarseness, vulgarity, and buffoonery is almost unexampled even in +the literature of that day. + +Ned Ward's "Life and Notable Adventures of Don Quixote, merrily +translated into Hudibrastic Verse" (1700), can scarcely be reckoned a +translation, but it serves to show the light in which "Don Quixote" was +regarded at the time. + +A further illustration may be found in the version published in 1712 by +Peter Motteux, who had then recently combined tea-dealing with +literature. It is described as "translated from the original by several +hands," but if so all Spanish flavour has entirely evaporated under the +manipulation of the several hands. The flavour that it has, on the other +hand, is distinctly Franco-cockney. Anyone who compares it carefully with +the original will have little doubt that it is a concoction from Shelton +and the French of Filleau de Saint Martin, eked out by borrowings from +Phillips, whose mode of treatment it adopts. It is, to be sure, more +decent and decorous, but it treats "Don Quixote" in the same fashion as a +comic book that cannot be made too comic. + +To attempt to improve the humour of "Don Quixote" by an infusion of +cockney flippancy and facetiousness, as Motteux's operators did, is not +merely an impertinence like larding a sirloin of prize beef, but an +absolute falsification of the spirit of the book, and it is a proof of +the uncritical way in which "Don Quixote" is generally read that this +worse than worthless translation--worthless as failing to represent, +worse than worthless as misrepresenting--should have been favoured as it +has been. + +It had the effect, however, of bringing out a translation undertaken and +executed in a very different spirit, that of Charles Jervas, the portrait +painter, and friend of Pope, Swift, Arbuthnot, and Gay. Jervas has been +allowed little credit for his work, indeed it may be said none, for it is +known to the world in general as Jarvis's. It was not published until +after his death, and the printers gave the name according to the current +pronunciation of the day. It has been the most freely used and the most +freely abused of all the translations. It has seen far more editions than +any other, it is admitted on all hands to be by far the most faithful, +and yet nobody seems to have a good word to say for it or for its author. +Jervas no doubt prejudiced readers against himself in his preface, where +among many true words about Shelton, Stevens, and Motteux, he rashly and +unjustly charges Shelton with having translated not from the Spanish, but +from the Italian version of Franciosini, which did not appear until ten +years after Shelton's first volume. A suspicion of incompetence, too, +seems to have attached to him because he was by profession a painter and +a mediocre one (though he has given us the best portrait we have of +Swift), and this may have been strengthened by Pope's remark that he +"translated 'Don Quixote' without understanding Spanish." He has been +also charged with borrowing from Shelton, whom he disparaged. It is true +that in a few difficult or obscure passages he has followed Shelton, and +gone astray with him; but for one case of this sort, there are fifty +where he is right and Shelton wrong. As for Pope's dictum, anyone who +examines Jervas's version carefully, side by side with the original, will +see that he was a sound Spanish scholar, incomparably a better one than +Shelton, except perhaps in mere colloquial Spanish. He was, in fact, an +honest, faithful, and painstaking translator, and he has left a version +which, whatever its shortcomings may be, is singularly free from errors +and mistranslations. + +The charge against it is that it is stiff, dry--"wooden" in a word,-and +no one can deny that there is a foundation for it. But it may be pleaded +for Jervas that a good deal of this rigidity is due to his abhorrence of +the light, flippant, jocose style of his predecessors. He was one of the +few, very few, translators that have shown any apprehension of the +unsmiling gravity which is the essence of Quixotic humour; it seemed to +him a crime to bring Cervantes forward smirking and grinning at his own +good things, and to this may be attributed in a great measure the ascetic +abstinence from everything savouring of liveliness which is the +characteristic of his translation. In most modern editions, it should be +observed, his style has been smoothed and smartened, but without any +reference to the original Spanish, so that if he has been made to read +more agreeably he has also been robbed of his chief merit of fidelity. + +Smollett's version, published in 1755, may be almost counted as one of +these. At any rate it is plain that in its construction Jervas's +translation was very freely drawn upon, and very little or probably no +heed given to the original Spanish. + +The later translations may be dismissed in a few words. George Kelly's, +which appeared in 1769, "printed for the Translator," was an impudent +imposture, being nothing more than Motteux's version with a few of the +words, here and there, artfully transposed; Charles Wilmot's (1774) was +only an abridgment like Florian's, but not so skilfully executed; and the +version published by Miss Smirke in 1818, to accompany her brother's +plates, was merely a patchwork production made out of former +translations. On the latest, Mr. A. J. Duffield's, it would be in every +sense of the word impertinent in me to offer an opinion here. I had not +even seen it when the present undertaking was proposed to me, and since +then I may say vidi tantum, having for obvious reasons resisted the +temptation which Mr. Duffield's reputation and comely volumes hold out to +every lover of Cervantes. + +From the foregoing history of our translations of "Don Quixote," it will +be seen that there are a good many people who, provided they get the mere +narrative with its full complement of facts, incidents, and adventures +served up to them in a form that amuses them, care very little whether +that form is the one in which Cervantes originally shaped his ideas. On +the other hand, it is clear that there are many who desire to have not +merely the story he tells, but the story as he tells it, so far at least +as differences of idiom and circumstances permit, and who will give a +preference to the conscientious translator, even though he may have +acquitted himself somewhat awkwardly. + +But after all there is no real antagonism between the two classes; there +is no reason why what pleases the one should not please the other, or why +a translator who makes it his aim to treat "Don Quixote" with the respect +due to a great classic, should not be as acceptable even to the careless +reader as the one who treats it as a famous old jest-book. It is not a +question of caviare to the general, or, if it is, the fault rests with +him who makes so. The method by which Cervantes won the ear of the +Spanish people ought, mutatis mutandis, to be equally effective with the +great majority of English readers. At any rate, even if there are readers +to whom it is a matter of indifference, fidelity to the method is as much +a part of the translator's duty as fidelity to the matter. If he can +please all parties, so much the better; but his first duty is to those +who look to him for as faithful a representation of his author as it is +in his power to give them, faithful to the letter so long as fidelity is +practicable, faithful to the spirit so far as he can make it. + +My purpose here is not to dogmatise on the rules of translation, but to +indicate those I have followed, or at least tried to the best of my +ability to follow, in the present instance. One which, it seems to me, +cannot be too rigidly followed in translating "Don Quixote," is to avoid +everything that savours of affectation. The book itself is, indeed, in +one sense a protest against it, and no man abhorred it more than +Cervantes. For this reason, I think, any temptation to use antiquated or +obsolete language should be resisted. It is after all an affectation, and +one for which there is no warrant or excuse. Spanish has probably +undergone less change since the seventeenth century than any language in +Europe, and by far the greater and certainly the best part of "Don +Quixote" differs but little in language from the colloquial Spanish of +the present day. Except in the tales and Don Quixote's speeches, the +translator who uses the simplest and plainest everyday language will +almost always be the one who approaches nearest to the original. + +Seeing that the story of "Don Quixote" and all its characters and +incidents have now been for more than two centuries and a half familiar +as household words in English mouths, it seems to me that the old +familiar names and phrases should not be changed without good reason. Of +course a translator who holds that "Don Quixote" should receive the +treatment a great classic deserves, will feel himself bound by the +injunction laid upon the Morisco in Chap. IX not to omit or add anything. + +II: ABOUT CERVANTES AND DON QUIXOTE + +Four generations had laughed over "Don Quixote" before it occurred to +anyone to ask, who and what manner of man was this Miguel de Cervantes +Saavedra whose name is on the title-page; and it was too late for a +satisfactory answer to the question when it was proposed to add a life of +the author to the London edition published at Lord Carteret's instance in +1738. All traces of the personality of Cervantes had by that time +disappeared. Any floating traditions that may once have existed, +transmitted from men who had known him, had long since died out, and of +other record there was none; for the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries +were incurious as to "the men of the time," a reproach against which the +nineteenth has, at any rate, secured itself, if it has produced no +Shakespeare or Cervantes. All that Mayans y Siscar, to whom the task was +entrusted, or any of those who followed him, Rios, Pellicer, or +Navarrete, could do was to eke out the few allusions Cervantes makes to +himself in his various prefaces with such pieces of documentary evidence +bearing upon his life as they could find. + +This, however, has been done by the last-named biographer to such good +purpose that he has superseded all predecessors. Thoroughness is the +chief characteristic of Navarrete's work. Besides sifting, testing, and +methodising with rare patience and judgment what had been previously +brought to light, he left, as the saying is, no stone unturned under +which anything to illustrate his subject might possibly be found. +Navarrete has done all that industry and acumen could do, and it is no +fault of his if he has not given us what we want. What Hallam says of +Shakespeare may be applied to the almost parallel case of Cervantes: "It +is not the register of his baptism, or the draft of his will, or the +orthography of his name that we seek; no letter of his writing, no record +of his conversation, no character of him drawn ... by a contemporary has +been produced." + +It is only natural, therefore, that the biographers of Cervantes, forced +to make brick without straw, should have recourse largely to conjecture, +and that conjecture should in some instances come by degrees to take the +place of established fact. All that I propose to do here is to separate +what is matter of fact from what is matter of conjecture, and leave it to +the reader's judgment to decide whether the data justify the inference or +not. + +The men whose names by common consent stand in the front rank of Spanish +literature, Cervantes, Lope de Vega, Quevedo, Calderon, Garcilaso de la +Vega, the Mendozas, Gongora, were all men of ancient families, and, +curiously, all, except the last, of families that traced their origin to +the same mountain district in the North of Spain. The family of Cervantes +is commonly said to have been of Galician origin, and unquestionably it +was in possession of lands in Galicia at a very early date; but I think +the balance of the evidence tends to show that the "solar," the original +site of the family, was at Cervatos in the north-west corner of Old +Castile, close to the junction of Castile, Leon, and the Asturias. As it +happens, there is a complete history of the Cervantes family from the +tenth century down to the seventeenth extant under the title of +"Illustrious Ancestry, Glorious Deeds, and Noble Posterity of the Famous +Nuno Alfonso, Alcaide of Toledo," written in 1648 by the industrious +genealogist Rodrigo Mendez Silva, who availed himself of a manuscript +genealogy by Juan de Mena, the poet laureate and historiographer of John +II. + +The origin of the name Cervantes is curious. Nuno Alfonso was almost as +distinguished in the struggle against the Moors in the reign of Alfonso +VII as the Cid had been half a century before in that of Alfonso VI, and +was rewarded by divers grants of land in the neighbourhood of Toledo. On +one of his acquisitions, about two leagues from the city, he built +himself a castle which he called Cervatos, because "he was lord of the +solar of Cervatos in the Montana," as the mountain region extending from +the Basque Provinces to Leon was always called. At his death in battle in +1143, the castle passed by his will to his son Alfonso Munio, who, as +territorial or local surnames were then coming into vogue in place of the +simple patronymic, took the additional name of Cervatos. His eldest son +Pedro succeeded him in the possession of the castle, and followed his +example in adopting the name, an assumption at which the younger son, +Gonzalo, seems to have taken umbrage. + +Everyone who has paid even a flying visit to Toledo will remember the +ruined castle that crowns the hill above the spot where the bridge of +Alcantara spans the gorge of the Tagus, and with its broken outline and +crumbling walls makes such an admirable pendant to the square solid +Alcazar towering over the city roofs on the opposite side. It was built, +or as some say restored, by Alfonso VI shortly after his occupation of +Toledo in 1085, and called by him San Servando after a Spanish martyr, a +name subsequently modified into San Servan (in which form it appears in +the "Poem of the Cid"), San Servantes, and San Cervantes: with regard to +which last the "Handbook for Spain" warns its readers against the +supposition that it has anything to do with the author of "Don Quixote." +Ford, as all know who have taken him for a companion and counsellor on +the roads of Spain, is seldom wrong in matters of literature or history. +In this instance, however, he is in error. It has everything to do with +the author of "Don Quixote," for it is in fact these old walls that have +given to Spain the name she is proudest of to-day. Gonzalo, above +mentioned, it may be readily conceived, did not relish the appropriation +by his brother of a name to which he himself had an equal right, for +though nominally taken from the castle, it was in reality derived from +the ancient territorial possession of the family, and as a set-off, and +to distinguish himself (diferenciarse) from his brother, he took as a +surname the name of the castle on the bank of the Tagus, in the building +of which, according to a family tradition, his great-grandfather had a +share. + +Both brothers founded families. The Cervantes branch had more tenacity; +it sent offshoots in various directions, Andalusia, Estremadura, Galicia, +and Portugal, and produced a goodly line of men distinguished in the +service of Church and State. Gonzalo himself, and apparently a son of +his, followed Ferdinand III in the great campaign of 1236-48 that gave +Cordova and Seville to Christian Spain and penned up the Moors in the +kingdom of Granada, and his descendants intermarried with some of the +noblest families of the Peninsula and numbered among them soldiers, +magistrates, and Church dignitaries, including at least two +cardinal-archbishops. + +Of the line that settled in Andalusia, Deigo de Cervantes, Commander of +the Order of Santiago, married Juana Avellaneda, daughter of Juan Arias +de Saavedra, and had several sons, of whom one was Gonzalo Gomez, +Corregidor of Jerez and ancestor of the Mexican and Columbian branches of +the family; and another, Juan, whose son Rodrigo married Dona Leonor de +Cortinas, and by her had four children, Rodrigo, Andrea, Luisa, and +Miguel, our author. + +The pedigree of Cervantes is not without its bearing on "Don Quixote." A +man who could look back upon an ancestry of genuine knights-errant +extending from well-nigh the time of Pelayo to the siege of Granada was +likely to have a strong feeling on the subject of the sham chivalry of +the romances. It gives a point, too, to what he says in more than one +place about families that have once been great and have tapered away +until they have come to nothing, like a pyramid. It was the case of his +own. + +He was born at Alcala de Henares and baptised in the church of Santa +Maria Mayor on the 9th of October, 1547. Of his boyhood and youth we know +nothing, unless it be from the glimpse he gives us in the preface to his +"Comedies" of himself as a boy looking on with delight while Lope de +Rueda and his company set up their rude plank stage in the plaza and +acted the rustic farces which he himself afterwards took as the model of +his interludes. This first glimpse, however, is a significant one, for it +shows the early development of that love of the drama which exercised +such an influence on his life and seems to have grown stronger as he grew +older, and of which this very preface, written only a few months before +his death, is such a striking proof. He gives us to understand, too, that +he was a great reader in his youth; but of this no assurance was needed, +for the First Part of "Don Quixote" alone proves a vast amount of +miscellaneous reading, romances of chivalry, ballads, popular poetry, +chronicles, for which he had no time or opportunity except in the first +twenty years of his life; and his misquotations and mistakes in matters +of detail are always, it may be noticed, those of a man recalling the +reading of his boyhood. + +Other things besides the drama were in their infancy when Cervantes was a +boy. The period of his boyhood was in every way a transition period for +Spain. The old chivalrous Spain had passed away. The new Spain was the +mightiest power the world had seen since the Roman Empire and it had not +yet been called upon to pay the price of its greatness. By the policy of +Ferdinand and Ximenez the sovereign had been made absolute, and the +Church and Inquisition adroitly adjusted to keep him so. The nobles, who +had always resisted absolutism as strenuously as they had fought the +Moors, had been divested of all political power, a like fate had befallen +the cities, the free constitutions of Castile and Aragon had been swept +away, and the only function that remained to the Cortes was that of +granting money at the King's dictation. + +The transition extended to literature. Men who, like Garcilaso de la Vega +and Diego Hurtado de Mendoza, followed the Italian wars, had brought back +from Italy the products of the post-Renaissance literature, which took +root and flourished and even threatened to extinguish the native growths. +Damon and Thyrsis, Phyllis and Chloe had been fairly naturalised in +Spain, together with all the devices of pastoral poetry for investing +with an air of novelty the idea of a dispairing shepherd and inflexible +shepherdess. As a set-off against this, the old historical and +traditional ballads, and the true pastorals, the songs and ballads of +peasant life, were being collected assiduously and printed in the +cancioneros that succeeded one another with increasing rapidity. But the +most notable consequence, perhaps, of the spread of printing was the +flood of romances of chivalry that had continued to pour from the press +ever since Garci Ordonez de Montalvo had resuscitated "Amadis of Gaul" at +the beginning of the century. + +For a youth fond of reading, solid or light, there could have been no +better spot in Spain than Alcala de Henares in the middle of the +sixteenth century. It was then a busy, populous university town, +something more than the enterprising rival of Salamanca, and altogether a +very different place from the melancholy, silent, deserted Alcala the +traveller sees now as he goes from Madrid to Saragossa. Theology and +medicine may have been the strong points of the university, but the town +itself seems to have inclined rather to the humanities and light +literature, and as a producer of books Alcala was already beginning to +compete with the older presses of Toledo, Burgos, Salamanca and Seville. + +A pendant to the picture Cervantes has given us of his first playgoings +might, no doubt, have been often seen in the streets of Alcala at that +time; a bright, eager, tawny-haired boy peering into a book-shop where +the latest volumes lay open to tempt the public, wondering, it may be, +what that little book with the woodcut of the blind beggar and his boy, +that called itself "Vida de Lazarillo de Tormes, segunda impresion," +could be about; or with eyes brimming over with merriment gazing at one +of those preposterous portraits of a knight-errant in outrageous panoply +and plumes with which the publishers of chivalry romances loved to +embellish the title-pages of their folios. If the boy was the father of +the man, the sense of the incongruous that was strong at fifty was lively +at ten, and some such reflections as these may have been the true genesis +of "Don Quixote." + +For his more solid education, we are told, he went to Salamanca. But why +Rodrigo de Cervantes, who was very poor, should have sent his son to a +university a hundred and fifty miles away when he had one at his own +door, would be a puzzle, if we had any reason for supposing that he did +so. The only evidence is a vague statement by Professor Tomas Gonzalez, +that he once saw an old entry of the matriculation of a Miguel de +Cervantes. This does not appear to have been ever seen again; but even if +it had, and if the date corresponded, it would prove nothing, as there +were at least two other Miguels born about the middle of the century; one +of them, moreover, a Cervantes Saavedra, a cousin, no doubt, who was a +source of great embarrassment to the biographers. + +That he was a student neither at Salamanca nor at Alcala is best proved +by his own works. No man drew more largely upon experience than he did, +and he has nowhere left a single reminiscence of student life-for the +"Tia Fingida," if it be his, is not one--nothing, not even "a college +joke," to show that he remembered days that most men remember best. All +that we know positively about his education is that Juan Lopez de Hoyos, +a professor of humanities and belles-lettres of some eminence, calls him +his "dear and beloved pupil." This was in a little collection of verses +by different hands on the death of Isabel de Valois, second queen of +Philip II, published by the professor in 1569, to which Cervantes +contributed four pieces, including an elegy, and an epitaph in the form +of a sonnet. It is only by a rare chance that a "Lycidas" finds its way +into a volume of this sort, and Cervantes was no Milton. His verses are +no worse than such things usually are; so much, at least, may be said for +them. + +By the time the book appeared he had left Spain, and, as fate ordered it, +for twelve years, the most eventful ones of his life. Giulio, afterwards +Cardinal, Acquaviva had been sent at the end of 1568 to Philip II by the +Pope on a mission, partly of condolence, partly political, and on his +return to Rome, which was somewhat brusquely expedited by the King, he +took Cervantes with him as his camarero (chamberlain), the office he +himself held in the Pope's household. The post would no doubt have led to +advancement at the Papal Court had Cervantes retained it, but in the +summer of 1570 he resigned it and enlisted as a private soldier in +Captain Diego Urbina's company, belonging to Don Miguel de Moncada's +regiment, but at that time forming a part of the command of Marc Antony +Colonna. What impelled him to this step we know not, whether it was +distaste for the career before him, or purely military enthusiasm. It may +well have been the latter, for it was a stirring time; the events, +however, which led to the alliance between Spain, Venice, and the Pope, +against the common enemy, the Porte, and to the victory of the combined +fleets at Lepanto, belong rather to the history of Europe than to the +life of Cervantes. He was one of those that sailed from Messina, in +September 1571, under the command of Don John of Austria; but on the +morning of the 7th of October, when the Turkish fleet was sighted, he was +lying below ill with fever. At the news that the enemy was in sight he +rose, and, in spite of the remonstrances of his comrades and superiors, +insisted on taking his post, saying he preferred death in the service of +God and the King to health. His galley, the Marquesa, was in the thick of +the fight, and before it was over he had received three gunshot wounds, +two in the breast and one in the left hand or arm. On the morning after +the battle, according to Navarrete, he had an interview with the +commander-in-chief, Don John, who was making a personal inspection of the +wounded, one result of which was an addition of three crowns to his pay, +and another, apparently, the friendship of his general. + +How severely Cervantes was wounded may be inferred from the fact, that +with youth, a vigorous frame, and as cheerful and buoyant a temperament +as ever invalid had, he was seven months in hospital at Messina before he +was discharged. He came out with his left hand permanently disabled; he +had lost the use of it, as Mercury told him in the "Viaje del Parnaso" +for the greater glory of the right. This, however, did not absolutely +unfit him for service, and in April 1572 he joined Manuel Ponce de Leon's +company of Lope de Figueroa's regiment, in which, it seems probable, his +brother Rodrigo was serving, and shared in the operations of the next +three years, including the capture of the Goletta and Tunis. Taking +advantage of the lull which followed the recapture of these places by the +Turks, he obtained leave to return to Spain, and sailed from Naples in +September 1575 on board the Sun galley, in company with his brother +Rodrigo, Pedro Carrillo de Quesada, late Governor of the Goletta, and +some others, and furnished with letters from Don John of Austria and the +Duke of Sesa, the Viceroy of Sicily, recommending him to the King for the +command of a company, on account of his services; a dono infelice as +events proved. On the 26th they fell in with a squadron of Algerine +galleys, and after a stout resistance were overpowered and carried into +Algiers. + +By means of a ransomed fellow-captive the brothers contrived to inform +their family of their condition, and the poor people at Alcala at once +strove to raise the ransom money, the father disposing of all he +possessed, and the two sisters giving up their marriage portions. But +Dali Mami had found on Cervantes the letters addressed to the King by Don +John and the Duke of Sesa, and, concluding that his prize must be a +person of great consequence, when the money came he refused it scornfully +as being altogether insufficient. The owner of Rodrigo, however, was more +easily satisfied; ransom was accepted in his case, and it was arranged +between the brothers that he should return to Spain and procure a vessel +in which he was to come back to Algiers and take off Miguel and as many +of their comrades as possible. This was not the first attempt to escape +that Cervantes had made. Soon after the commencement of his captivity he +induced several of his companions to join him in trying to reach Oran, +then a Spanish post, on foot; but after the first day's journey, the Moor +who had agreed to act as their guide deserted them, and they had no +choice but to return. The second attempt was more disastrous. In a garden +outside the city on the sea-shore, he constructed, with the help of the +gardener, a Spaniard, a hiding-place, to which he brought, one by one, +fourteen of his fellow-captives, keeping them there in secrecy for +several months, and supplying them with food through a renegade known as +El Dorador, "the Gilder." How he, a captive himself, contrived to do all +this, is one of the mysteries of the story. Wild as the project may +appear, it was very nearly successful. The vessel procured by Rodrigo +made its appearance off the coast, and under cover of night was +proceeding to take off the refugees, when the crew were alarmed by a +passing fishing boat, and beat a hasty retreat. On renewing the attempt +shortly afterwards, they, or a portion of them at least, were taken +prisoners, and just as the poor fellows in the garden were exulting in +the thought that in a few moments more freedom would be within their +grasp, they found themselves surrounded by Turkish troops, horse and +foot. The Dorador had revealed the whole scheme to the Dey Hassan. + +When Cervantes saw what had befallen them, he charged his companions to +lay all the blame upon him, and as they were being bound he declared +aloud that the whole plot was of his contriving, and that nobody else had +any share in it. Brought before the Dey, he said the same. He was +threatened with impalement and with torture; and as cutting off ears and +noses were playful freaks with the Algerines, it may be conceived what +their tortures were like; but nothing could make him swerve from his +original statement that he and he alone was responsible. The upshot was +that the unhappy gardener was hanged by his master, and the prisoners +taken possession of by the Dey, who, however, afterwards restored most of +them to their masters, but kept Cervantes, paying Dali Mami 500 crowns +for him. He felt, no doubt, that a man of such resource, energy, and +daring, was too dangerous a piece of property to be left in private +hands; and he had him heavily ironed and lodged in his own prison. If he +thought that by these means he could break the spirit or shake the +resolution of his prisoner, he was soon undeceived, for Cervantes +contrived before long to despatch a letter to the Governor of Oran, +entreating him to send him some one that could be trusted, to enable him +and three other gentlemen, fellow-captives of his, to make their escape; +intending evidently to renew his first attempt with a more trustworthy +guide. Unfortunately the Moor who carried the letter was stopped just +outside Oran, and the letter being found upon him, he was sent back to +Algiers, where by the order of the Dey he was promptly impaled as a +warning to others, while Cervantes was condemned to receive two thousand +blows of the stick, a number which most likely would have deprived the +world of "Don Quixote," had not some persons, who they were we know not, +interceded on his behalf. + +After this he seems to have been kept in still closer confinement than +before, for nearly two years passed before he made another attempt. This +time his plan was to purchase, by the aid of a Spanish renegade and two +Valencian merchants resident in Algiers, an armed vessel in which he and +about sixty of the leading captives were to make their escape; but just +as they were about to put it into execution one Doctor Juan Blanco de +Paz, an ecclesiastic and a compatriot, informed the Dey of the plot. +Cervantes by force of character, by his self-devotion, by his untiring +energy and his exertions to lighten the lot of his companions in misery, +had endeared himself to all, and become the leading spirit in the captive +colony, and, incredible as it may seem, jealousy of his influence and the +esteem in which he was held, moved this man to compass his destruction by +a cruel death. The merchants finding that the Dey knew all, and fearing +that Cervantes under torture might make disclosures that would imperil +their own lives, tried to persuade him to slip away on board a vessel +that was on the point of sailing for Spain; but he told them they had +nothing to fear, for no tortures would make him compromise anybody, and +he went at once and gave himself up to the Dey. + +As before, the Dey tried to force him to name his accomplices. Everything +was made ready for his immediate execution; the halter was put round his +neck and his hands tied behind him, but all that could be got from him +was that he himself, with the help of four gentlemen who had since left +Algiers, had arranged the whole, and that the sixty who were to accompany +him were not to know anything of it until the last moment. Finding he +could make nothing of him, the Dey sent him back to prison more heavily +ironed than before. + +The poverty-stricken Cervantes family had been all this time trying once +more to raise the ransom money, and at last a sum of three hundred ducats +was got together and entrusted to the Redemptorist Father Juan Gil, who +was about to sail for Algiers. The Dey, however, demanded more than +double the sum offered, and as his term of office had expired and he was +about to sail for Constantinople, taking all his slaves with him, the +case of Cervantes was critical. He was already on board heavily ironed, +when the Dey at length agreed to reduce his demand by one-half, and +Father Gil by borrowing was able to make up the amount, and on September +19, 1580, after a captivity of five years all but a week, Cervantes was +at last set free. Before long he discovered that Blanco de Paz, who +claimed to be an officer of the Inquisition, was now concocting on false +evidence a charge of misconduct to be brought against him on his return +to Spain. To checkmate him Cervantes drew up a series of twenty-five +questions, covering the whole period of his captivity, upon which he +requested Father Gil to take the depositions of credible witnesses before +a notary. Eleven witnesses taken from among the principal captives in +Algiers deposed to all the facts above stated and to a great deal more +besides. There is something touching in the admiration, love, and +gratitude we see struggling to find expression in the formal language of +the notary, as they testify one after another to the good deeds of +Cervantes, how he comforted and helped the weak-hearted, how he kept up +their drooping courage, how he shared his poor purse with this deponent, +and how "in him this deponent found father and mother." + +On his return to Spain he found his old regiment about to march for +Portugal to support Philip's claim to the crown, and utterly penniless +now, had no choice but to rejoin it. He was in the expeditions to the +Azores in 1582 and the following year, and on the conclusion of the war +returned to Spain in the autumn of 1583, bringing with him the manuscript +of his pastoral romance, the "Galatea," and probably also, to judge by +internal evidence, that of the first portion of "Persiles and +Sigismunda." He also brought back with him, his biographers assert, an +infant daughter, the offspring of an amour, as some of them with great +circumstantiality inform us, with a Lisbon lady of noble birth, whose +name, however, as well as that of the street she lived in, they omit to +mention. The sole foundation for all this is that in 1605 there certainly +was living in the family of Cervantes a Dona Isabel de Saavedra, who is +described in an official document as his natural daughter, and then +twenty years of age. + +With his crippled left hand promotion in the army was hopeless, now that +Don John was dead and he had no one to press his claims and services, and +for a man drawing on to forty life in the ranks was a dismal prospect; he +had already a certain reputation as a poet; he made up his mind, +therefore, to cast his lot with literature, and for a first venture +committed his "Galatea" to the press. It was published, as Salva y Mallen +shows conclusively, at Alcala, his own birth-place, in 1585 and no doubt +helped to make his name more widely known, but certainly did not do him +much good in any other way. + +While it was going through the press, he married Dona Catalina de +Palacios Salazar y Vozmediano, a lady of Esquivias near Madrid, and +apparently a friend of the family, who brought him a fortune which may +possibly have served to keep the wolf from the door, but if so, that was +all. The drama had by this time outgrown market-place stages and +strolling companies, and with his old love for it he naturally turned to +it for a congenial employment. In about three years he wrote twenty or +thirty plays, which he tells us were performed without any throwing of +cucumbers or other missiles, and ran their course without any hisses, +outcries, or disturbance. In other words, his plays were not bad enough +to be hissed off the stage, but not good enough to hold their own upon +it. Only two of them have been preserved, but as they happen to be two of +the seven or eight he mentions with complacency, we may assume they are +favourable specimens, and no one who reads the "Numancia" and the "Trato +de Argel" will feel any surprise that they failed as acting dramas. +Whatever merits they may have, whatever occasional they may show, they +are, as regards construction, incurably clumsy. How completely they +failed is manifest from the fact that with all his sanguine temperament +and indomitable perseverance he was unable to maintain the struggle to +gain a livelihood as a dramatist for more than three years; nor was the +rising popularity of Lope the cause, as is often said, notwithstanding +his own words to the contrary. When Lope began to write for the stage is +uncertain, but it was certainly after Cervantes went to Seville. + +Among the "Nuevos Documentos" printed by Senor Asensio y Toledo is one +dated 1592, and curiously characteristic of Cervantes. It is an agreement +with one Rodrigo Osorio, a manager, who was to accept six comedies at +fifty ducats (about 6l.) apiece, not to be paid in any case unless it +appeared on representation that the said comedy was one of the best that +had ever been represented in Spain. The test does not seem to have been +ever applied; perhaps it was sufficiently apparent to Rodrigo Osorio that +the comedies were not among the best that had ever been represented. +Among the correspondence of Cervantes there might have been found, no +doubt, more than one letter like that we see in the "Rake's Progress," +"Sir, I have read your play, and it will not doo." + +He was more successful in a literary contest at Saragossa in 1595 in +honour of the canonisation of St. Jacinto, when his composition won the +first prize, three silver spoons. The year before this he had been +appointed a collector of revenues for the kingdom of Granada. In order to +remit the money he had collected more conveniently to the treasury, he +entrusted it to a merchant, who failed and absconded; and as the +bankrupt's assets were insufficient to cover the whole, he was sent to +prison at Seville in September 1597. The balance against him, however, +was a small one, about 26l., and on giving security for it he was +released at the end of the year. + +It was as he journeyed from town to town collecting the king's taxes, +that he noted down those bits of inn and wayside life and character that +abound in the pages of "Don Quixote:" the Benedictine monks with +spectacles and sunshades, mounted on their tall mules; the strollers in +costume bound for the next village; the barber with his basin on his +head, on his way to bleed a patient; the recruit with his breeches in his +bundle, tramping along the road singing; the reapers gathered in the +venta gateway listening to "Felixmarte of Hircania" read out to them; and +those little Hogarthian touches that he so well knew how to bring in, the +ox-tail hanging up with the landlord's comb stuck in it, the wine-skins +at the bed-head, and those notable examples of hostelry art, Helen going +off in high spirits on Paris's arm, and Dido on the tower dropping tears +as big as walnuts. Nay, it may well be that on those journeys into remote +regions he came across now and then a specimen of the pauper gentleman, +with his lean hack and his greyhound and his books of chivalry, dreaming +away his life in happy ignorance that the world had changed since his +great-grandfather's old helmet was new. But it was in Seville that he +found out his true vocation, though he himself would not by any means +have admitted it to be so. It was there, in Triana, that he was first +tempted to try his hand at drawing from life, and first brought his +humour into play in the exquisite little sketch of "Rinconete y +Cortadillo," the germ, in more ways than one, of "Don Quixote." + +Where and when that was written, we cannot tell. After his imprisonment +all trace of Cervantes in his official capacity disappears, from which it +may be inferred that he was not reinstated. That he was still in Seville +in November 1598 appears from a satirical sonnet of his on the elaborate +catafalque erected to testify the grief of the city at the death of +Philip II, but from this up to 1603 we have no clue to his movements. The +words in the preface to the First Part of "Don Quixote" are generally +held to be conclusive that he conceived the idea of the book, and wrote +the beginning of it at least, in a prison, and that he may have done so +is extremely likely. + +There is a tradition that Cervantes read some portions of his work to a +select audience at the Duke of Bejar's, which may have helped to make the +book known; but the obvious conclusion is that the First Part of "Don +Quixote" lay on his hands some time before he could find a publisher bold +enough to undertake a venture of so novel a character; and so little +faith in it had Francisco Robles of Madrid, to whom at last he sold it, +that he did not care to incur the expense of securing the copyright for +Aragon or Portugal, contenting himself with that for Castile. The +printing was finished in December, and the book came out with the new +year, 1605. It is often said that "Don Quixote" was at first received +coldly. The facts show just the contrary. No sooner was it in the hands +of the public than preparations were made to issue pirated editions at +Lisbon and Valencia, and to bring out a second edition with the +additional copyrights for Aragon and Portugal, which he secured in +February. + +No doubt it was received with something more than coldness by certain +sections of the community. Men of wit, taste, and discrimination among +the aristocracy gave it a hearty welcome, but the aristocracy in general +were not likely to relish a book that turned their favourite reading into +ridicule and laughed at so many of their favourite ideas. The dramatists +who gathered round Lope as their leader regarded Cervantes as their +common enemy, and it is plain that he was equally obnoxious to the other +clique, the culto poets who had Gongora for their chief. Navarrete, who +knew nothing of the letter above mentioned, tries hard to show that the +relations between Cervantes and Lope were of a very friendly sort, as +indeed they were until "Don Quixote" was written. Cervantes, indeed, to +the last generously and manfully declared his admiration of Lope's +powers, his unfailing invention, and his marvellous fertility; but in the +preface of the First Part of "Don Quixote" and in the verses of "Urganda +the Unknown," and one or two other places, there are, if we read between +the lines, sly hits at Lope's vanities and affectations that argue no +personal good-will; and Lope openly sneers at "Don Quixote" and +Cervantes, and fourteen years after his death gives him only a few lines +of cold commonplace in the "Laurel de Apolo," that seem all the colder +for the eulogies of a host of nonentities whose names are found nowhere +else. + +In 1601 Valladolid was made the seat of the Court, and at the beginning +of 1603 Cervantes had been summoned thither in connection with the +balance due by him to the Treasury, which was still outstanding. He +remained at Valladolid, apparently supporting himself by agencies and +scrivener's work of some sort; probably drafting petitions and drawing up +statements of claims to be presented to the Council, and the like. So, at +least, we gather from the depositions taken on the occasion of the death +of a gentleman, the victim of a street brawl, who had been carried into +the house in which he lived. In these he himself is described as a man +who wrote and transacted business, and it appears that his household then +consisted of his wife, the natural daughter Isabel de Saavedra already +mentioned, his sister Andrea, now a widow, her daughter Constanza, a +mysterious Magdalena de Sotomayor calling herself his sister, for whom +his biographers cannot account, and a servant-maid. + +Meanwhile "Don Quixote" had been growing in favour, and its author's name +was now known beyond the Pyrenees. In 1607 an edition was printed at +Brussels. Robles, the Madrid publisher, found it necessary to meet the +demand by a third edition, the seventh in all, in 1608. The popularity of +the book in Italy was such that a Milan bookseller was led to bring out +an edition in 1610; and another was called for in Brussels in 1611. It +might naturally have been expected that, with such proofs before him that +he had hit the taste of the public, Cervantes would have at once set +about redeeming his rather vague promise of a second volume. + +But, to all appearance, nothing was farther from his thoughts. He had +still by him one or two short tales of the same vintage as those he had +inserted in "Don Quixote" and instead of continuing the adventures of Don +Quixote, he set to work to write more of these "Novelas Exemplares" as he +afterwards called them, with a view to making a book of them. + +The novels were published in the summer of 1613, with a dedication to the +Conde de Lemos, the Maecenas of the day, and with one of those chatty +confidential prefaces Cervantes was so fond of. In this, eight years and +a half after the First Part of "Don Quixote" had appeared, we get the +first hint of a forthcoming Second Part. "You shall see shortly," he +says, "the further exploits of Don Quixote and humours of Sancho Panza." +His idea of "shortly" was a somewhat elastic one, for, as we know by the +date to Sancho's letter, he had barely one-half of the book completed +that time twelvemonth. + +But more than poems, or pastorals, or novels, it was his dramatic +ambition that engrossed his thoughts. The same indomitable spirit that +kept him from despair in the bagnios of Algiers, and prompted him to +attempt the escape of himself and his comrades again and again, made him +persevere in spite of failure and discouragement in his efforts to win +the ear of the public as a dramatist. The temperament of Cervantes was +essentially sanguine. The portrait he draws in the preface to the novels, +with the aquiline features, chestnut hair, smooth untroubled forehead, +and bright cheerful eyes, is the very portrait of a sanguine man. Nothing +that the managers might say could persuade him that the merits of his +plays would not be recognised at last if they were only given a fair +chance. The old soldier of the Spanish Salamis was bent on being the +Aeschylus of Spain. He was to found a great national drama, based on the +true principles of art, that was to be the envy of all nations; he was to +drive from the stage the silly, childish plays, the "mirrors of nonsense +and models of folly" that were in vogue through the cupidity of the +managers and shortsightedness of the authors; he was to correct and +educate the public taste until it was ripe for tragedies on the model of +the Greek drama--like the "Numancia" for instance--and comedies that +would not only amuse but improve and instruct. All this he was to do, +could he once get a hearing: there was the initial difficulty. + +He shows plainly enough, too, that "Don Quixote" and the demolition of +the chivalry romances was not the work that lay next his heart. He was, +indeed, as he says himself in his preface, more a stepfather than a +father to "Don Quixote." Never was great work so neglected by its author. +That it was written carelessly, hastily, and by fits and starts, was not +always his fault, but it seems clear he never read what he sent to the +press. He knew how the printers had blundered, but he never took the +trouble to correct them when the third edition was in progress, as a man +who really cared for the child of his brain would have done. He appears +to have regarded the book as little more than a mere libro de +entretenimiento, an amusing book, a thing, as he says in the "Viaje," "to +divert the melancholy moody heart at any time or season." No doubt he had +an affection for his hero, and was very proud of Sancho Panza. It would +have been strange indeed if he had not been proud of the most humorous +creation in all fiction. He was proud, too, of the popularity and success +of the book, and beyond measure delightful is the naivete with which he +shows his pride in a dozen passages in the Second Part. But it was not +the success he coveted. In all probability he would have given all the +success of "Don Quixote," nay, would have seen every copy of "Don +Quixote" burned in the Plaza Mayor, for one such success as Lope de Vega +was enjoying on an average once a week. + +And so he went on, dawdling over "Don Quixote," adding a chapter now and +again, and putting it aside to turn to "Persiles and Sigismunda"--which, +as we know, was to be the most entertaining book in the language, and the +rival of "Theagenes and Chariclea"--or finishing off one of his darling +comedies; and if Robles asked when "Don Quixote" would be ready, the +answer no doubt was: En breve-shortly, there was time enough for that. At +sixty-eight he was as full of life and hope and plans for the future as a +boy of eighteen. + +Nemesis was coming, however. He had got as far as Chapter LIX, which at +his leisurely pace he could hardly have reached before October or +November 1614, when there was put into his hand a small octave lately +printed at Tarragona, and calling itself "Second Volume of the Ingenious +Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha: by the Licentiate Alonso Fernandez de +Avellaneda of Tordesillas." The last half of Chapter LIX and most of the +following chapters of the Second Part give us some idea of the effect +produced upon him, and his irritation was not likely to be lessened by +the reflection that he had no one to blame but himself. Had Avellaneda, +in fact, been content with merely bringing out a continuation to "Don +Quixote," Cervantes would have had no reasonable grievance. His own +intentions were expressed in the very vaguest language at the end of the +book; nay, in his last words, "forse altro cantera con miglior plettro," +he seems actually to invite some one else to continue the work, and he +made no sign until eight years and a half had gone by; by which time +Avellaneda's volume was no doubt written. + +In fact Cervantes had no case, or a very bad one, as far as the mere +continuation was concerned. But Avellaneda chose to write a preface to +it, full of such coarse personal abuse as only an ill-conditioned man +could pour out. He taunts Cervantes with being old, with having lost his +hand, with having been in prison, with being poor, with being friendless, +accuses him of envy of Lope's success, of petulance and querulousness, +and so on; and it was in this that the sting lay. Avellaneda's reason for +this personal attack is obvious enough. Whoever he may have been, it is +clear that he was one of the dramatists of Lope's school, for he has the +impudence to charge Cervantes with attacking him as well as Lope in his +criticism on the drama. His identification has exercised the best critics +and baffled all the ingenuity and research that has been brought to bear +on it. Navarrete and Ticknor both incline to the belief that Cervantes +knew who he was; but I must say I think the anger he shows suggests an +invisible assailant; it is like the irritation of a man stung by a +mosquito in the dark. Cervantes from certain solecisms of language +pronounces him to be an Aragonese, and Pellicer, an Aragonese himself, +supports this view and believes him, moreover, to have been an +ecclesiastic, a Dominican probably. + +Any merit Avellaneda has is reflected from Cervantes, and he is too dull +to reflect much. "Dull and dirty" will always be, I imagine, the verdict +of the vast majority of unprejudiced readers. He is, at best, a poor +plagiarist; all he can do is to follow slavishly the lead given him by +Cervantes; his only humour lies in making Don Quixote take inns for +castles and fancy himself some legendary or historical personage, and +Sancho mistake words, invert proverbs, and display his gluttony; all +through he shows a proclivity to coarseness and dirt, and he has +contrived to introduce two tales filthier than anything by the sixteenth +century novellieri and without their sprightliness. + +But whatever Avellaneda and his book may be, we must not forget the debt +we owe them. But for them, there can be no doubt, "Don Quixote" would +have come to us a mere torso instead of a complete work. Even if +Cervantes had finished the volume he had in hand, most assuredly he would +have left off with a promise of a Third Part, giving the further +adventures of Don Quixote and humours of Sancho Panza as shepherds. It is +plain that he had at one time an intention of dealing with the pastoral +romances as he had dealt with the books of chivalry, and but for +Avellaneda he would have tried to carry it out. But it is more likely +that, with his plans, and projects, and hopefulness, the volume would +have remained unfinished till his death, and that we should have never +made the acquaintance of the Duke and Duchess, or gone with Sancho to +Barataria. + +From the moment the book came into his hands he seems to have been +haunted by the fear that there might be more Avellanedas in the field, +and putting everything else aside, he set himself to finish off his task +and protect Don Quixote in the only way he could, by killing him. The +conclusion is no doubt a hasty and in some places clumsy piece of work +and the frequent repetition of the scolding administered to Avellaneda +becomes in the end rather wearisome; but it is, at any rate, a conclusion +and for that we must thank Avellaneda. + +The new volume was ready for the press in February, but was not printed +till the very end of 1615, and during the interval Cervantes put together +the comedies and interludes he had written within the last few years, +and, as he adds plaintively, found no demand for among the managers, and +published them with a preface, worth the book it introduces tenfold, in +which he gives an account of the early Spanish stage, and of his own +attempts as a dramatist. It is needless to say they were put forward by +Cervantes in all good faith and full confidence in their merits. The +reader, however, was not to suppose they were his last word or final +effort in the drama, for he had in hand a comedy called "Engano a los +ojos," about which, if he mistook not, there would be no question. + +Of this dramatic masterpiece the world has no opportunity of judging; his +health had been failing for some time, and he died, apparently of dropsy, +on the 23rd of April, 1616, the day on which England lost Shakespeare, +nominally at least, for the English calendar had not yet been reformed. +He died as he had lived, accepting his lot bravely and cheerfully. + +Was it an unhappy life, that of Cervantes? His biographers all tell us +that it was; but I must say I doubt it. It was a hard life, a life of +poverty, of incessant struggle, of toil ill paid, of disappointment, but +Cervantes carried within himself the antidote to all these evils. His was +not one of those light natures that rise above adversity merely by virtue +of their own buoyancy; it was in the fortitude of a high spirit that he +was proof against it. It is impossible to conceive Cervantes giving way +to despondency or prostrated by dejection. As for poverty, it was with +him a thing to be laughed over, and the only sigh he ever allows to +escape him is when he says, "Happy he to whom Heaven has given a piece of +bread for which he is not bound to give thanks to any but Heaven itself." +Add to all this his vital energy and mental activity, his restless +invention and his sanguine temperament, and there will be reason enough +to doubt whether his could have been a very unhappy life. He who could +take Cervantes' distresses together with his apparatus for enduring them +would not make so bad a bargain, perhaps, as far as happiness in life is +concerned. + +Of his burial-place nothing is known except that he was buried, in +accordance with his will, in the neighbouring convent of Trinitarian +nuns, of which it is supposed his daughter, Isabel de Saavedra, was an +inmate, and that a few years afterwards the nuns removed to another +convent, carrying their dead with them. But whether the remains of +Cervantes were included in the removal or not no one knows, and the clue +to their resting-place is now lost beyond all hope. This furnishes +perhaps the least defensible of the items in the charge of neglect +brought against his contemporaries. In some of the others there is a good +deal of exaggeration. To listen to most of his biographers one would +suppose that all Spain was in league not only against the man but against +his memory, or at least that it was insensible to his merits, and left +him to live in misery and die of want. To talk of his hard life and +unworthy employments in Andalusia is absurd. What had he done to +distinguish him from thousands of other struggling men earning a +precarious livelihood? True, he was a gallant soldier, who had been +wounded and had undergone captivity and suffering in his country's cause, +but there were hundreds of others in the same case. He had written a +mediocre specimen of an insipid class of romance, and some plays which +manifestly did not comply with the primary condition of pleasing: were +the playgoers to patronise plays that did not amuse them, because the +author was to produce "Don Quixote" twenty years afterwards? + +The scramble for copies which, as we have seen, followed immediately on +the appearance of the book, does not look like general insensibility to +its merits. No doubt it was received coldly by some, but if a man writes +a book in ridicule of periwigs he must make his account with being coldly +received by the periwig wearers and hated by the whole tribe of +wigmakers. If Cervantes had the chivalry-romance readers, the +sentimentalists, the dramatists, and the poets of the period all against +him, it was because "Don Quixote" was what it was; and if the general +public did not come forward to make him comfortable for the rest of his +days, it is no more to be charged with neglect and ingratitude than the +English-speaking public that did not pay off Scott's liabilities. It did +the best it could; it read his book and liked it and bought it, and +encouraged the bookseller to pay him well for others. + +It has been also made a reproach to Spain that she has erected no +monument to the man she is proudest of; no monument, that is to say, of +him; for the bronze statue in the little garden of the Plaza de las +Cortes, a fair work of art no doubt, and unexceptionable had it been set +up to the local poet in the market-place of some provincial town, is not +worthy of Cervantes or of Madrid. But what need has Cervantes of "such +weak witness of his name;" or what could a monument do in his case except +testify to the self-glorification of those who had put it up? Si +monumentum quoeris, circumspice. The nearest bookseller's shop will show +what bathos there would be in a monument to the author of "Don Quixote." + +Nine editions of the First Part of "Don Quixote" had already appeared +before Cervantes died, thirty thousand copies in all, according to his +own estimate, and a tenth was printed at Barcelona the year after his +death. So large a number naturally supplied the demand for some time, but +by 1634 it appears to have been exhausted; and from that time down to the +present day the stream of editions has continued to flow rapidly and +regularly. The translations show still more clearly in what request the +book has been from the very outset. In seven years from the completion of +the work it had been translated into the four leading languages of +Europe. Except the Bible, in fact, no book has been so widely diffused as +"Don Quixote." The "Imitatio Christi" may have been translated into as +many different languages, and perhaps "Robinson Crusoe" and the "Vicar of +Wakefield" into nearly as many, but in multiplicity of translations and +editions "Don Quixote" leaves them all far behind. + +Still more remarkable is the character of this wide diffusion. "Don +Quixote" has been thoroughly naturalised among people whose ideas about +knight-errantry, if they had any at all, were of the vaguest, who had +never seen or heard of a book of chivalry, who could not possibly feel +the humour of the burlesque or sympathise with the author's purpose. +Another curious fact is that this, the most cosmopolitan book in the +world, is one of the most intensely national. "Manon Lescaut" is not more +thoroughly French, "Tom Jones" not more English, "Rob Roy" not more +Scotch, than "Don Quixote" is Spanish, in character, in ideas, in +sentiment, in local colour, in everything. What, then, is the secret of +this unparalleled popularity, increasing year by year for well-nigh three +centuries? One explanation, no doubt, is that of all the books in the +world, "Don Quixote" is the most catholic. There is something in it for +every sort of reader, young or old, sage or simple, high or low. As +Cervantes himself says with a touch of pride, "It is thumbed and read and +got by heart by people of all sorts; the children turn its leaves, the +young people read it, the grown men understand it, the old folk praise +it." + +But it would be idle to deny that the ingredient which, more than its +humour, or its wisdom, or the fertility of invention or knowledge of +human nature it displays, has insured its success with the multitude, is +the vein of farce that runs through it. It was the attack upon the sheep, +the battle with the wine-skins, Mambrino's helmet, the balsam of +Fierabras, Don Quixote knocked over by the sails of the windmill, Sancho +tossed in the blanket, the mishaps and misadventures of master and man, +that were originally the great attraction, and perhaps are so still to +some extent with the majority of readers. It is plain that "Don Quixote" +was generally regarded at first, and indeed in Spain for a long time, as +little more than a queer droll book, full of laughable incidents and +absurd situations, very amusing, but not entitled to much consideration +or care. All the editions printed in Spain from 1637 to 1771, when the +famous printer Ibarra took it up, were mere trade editions, badly and +carelessly printed on vile paper and got up in the style of chap-books +intended only for popular use, with, in most instances, uncouth +illustrations and clap-trap additions by the publisher. + +To England belongs the credit of having been the first country to +recognise the right of "Don Quixote" to better treatment than this. The +London edition of 1738, commonly called Lord Carteret's from having been +suggested by him, was not a mere edition de luxe. It produced "Don +Quixote" in becoming form as regards paper and type, and embellished with +plates which, if not particularly happy as illustrations, were at least +well intentioned and well executed, but it also aimed at correctness of +text, a matter to which nobody except the editors of the Valencia and +Brussels editions had given even a passing thought; and for a first +attempt it was fairly successful, for though some of its emendations are +inadmissible, a good many of them have been adopted by all subsequent +editors. + +The zeal of publishers, editors, and annotators brought about a +remarkable change of sentiment with regard to "Don Quixote." A vast +number of its admirers began to grow ashamed of laughing over it. It +became almost a crime to treat it as a humorous book. The humour was not +entirely denied, but, according to the new view, it was rated as an +altogether secondary quality, a mere accessory, nothing more than the +stalking-horse under the presentation of which Cervantes shot his +philosophy or his satire, or whatever it was he meant to shoot; for on +this point opinions varied. All were agreed, however, that the object he +aimed at was not the books of chivalry. He said emphatically in the +preface to the First Part and in the last sentence of the Second, that he +had no other object in view than to discredit these books, and this, to +advanced criticism, made it clear that his object must have been +something else. + +One theory was that the book was a kind of allegory, setting forth the +eternal struggle between the ideal and the real, between the spirit of +poetry and the spirit of prose; and perhaps German philosophy never +evolved a more ungainly or unlikely camel out of the depths of its inner +consciousness. Something of the antagonism, no doubt, is to be found in +"Don Quixote," because it is to be found everywhere in life, and +Cervantes drew from life. It is difficult to imagine a community in which +the never-ceasing game of cross-purposes between Sancho Panza and Don +Quixote would not be recognized as true to nature. In the stone age, +among the lake dwellers, among the cave men, there were Don Quixotes and +Sancho Panzas; there must have been the troglodyte who never could see +the facts before his eyes, and the troglodyte who could see nothing else. +But to suppose Cervantes deliberately setting himself to expound any such +idea in two stout quarto volumes is to suppose something not only very +unlike the age in which he lived, but altogether unlike Cervantes +himself, who would have been the first to laugh at an attempt of the sort +made by anyone else. + +The extraordinary influence of the romances of chivalry in his day is +quite enough to account for the genesis of the book. Some idea of the +prodigious development of this branch of literature in the sixteenth +century may be obtained from the scrutiny of Chapter VII, if the reader +bears in mind that only a portion of the romances belonging to by far the +largest group are enumerated. As to its effect upon the nation, there is +abundant evidence. From the time when the Amadises and Palmerins began to +grow popular down to the very end of the century, there is a steady +stream of invective, from men whose character and position lend weight to +their words, against the romances of chivalry and the infatuation of +their readers. Ridicule was the only besom to sweep away that dust. + +That this was the task Cervantes set himself, and that he had ample +provocation to urge him to it, will be sufficiently clear to those who +look into the evidence; as it will be also that it was not chivalry +itself that he attacked and swept away. Of all the absurdities that, +thanks to poetry, will be repeated to the end of time, there is no +greater one than saying that "Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away." In +the first place there was no chivalry for him to smile away. Spain's +chivalry had been dead for more than a century. Its work was done when +Granada fell, and as chivalry was essentially republican in its nature, +it could not live under the rule that Ferdinand substituted for the free +institutions of mediaeval Spain. What he did smile away was not chivalry +but a degrading mockery of it. + +The true nature of the "right arm" and the "bright array," before which, +according to the poet, "the world gave ground," and which Cervantes' +single laugh demolished, may be gathered from the words of one of his own +countrymen, Don Felix Pacheco, as reported by Captain George Carleton, in +his "Military Memoirs from 1672 to 1713." "Before the appearance in the +world of that labour of Cervantes," he said, "it was next to an +impossibility for a man to walk the streets with any delight or without +danger. There were seen so many cavaliers prancing and curvetting before +the windows of their mistresses, that a stranger would have imagined the +whole nation to have been nothing less than a race of knight-errants. But +after the world became a little acquainted with that notable history, the +man that was seen in that once celebrated drapery was pointed at as a Don +Quixote, and found himself the jest of high and low. And I verily believe +that to this, and this only, we owe that dampness and poverty of spirit +which has run through all our councils for a century past, so little +agreeable to those nobler actions of our famous ancestors." + +To call "Don Quixote" a sad book, preaching a pessimist view of life, +argues a total misconception of its drift. It would be so if its moral +were that, in this world, true enthusiasm naturally leads to ridicule and +discomfiture. But it preaches nothing of the sort; its moral, so far as +it can be said to have one, is that the spurious enthusiasm that is born +of vanity and self-conceit, that is made an end in itself, not a means to +an end, that acts on mere impulse, regardless of circumstances and +consequences, is mischievous to its owner, and a very considerable +nuisance to the community at large. To those who cannot distinguish +between the one kind and the other, no doubt "Don Quixote" is a sad book; +no doubt to some minds it is very sad that a man who had just uttered so +beautiful a sentiment as that "it is a hard case to make slaves of those +whom God and Nature made free," should be ungratefully pelted by the +scoundrels his crazy philanthropy had let loose on society; but to others +of a more judicial cast it will be a matter of regret that reckless +self-sufficient enthusiasm is not oftener requited in some such way for +all the mischief it does in the world. + +A very slight examination of the structure of "Don Quixote" will suffice +to show that Cervantes had no deep design or elaborate plan in his mind +when he began the book. When he wrote those lines in which "with a few +strokes of a great master he sets before us the pauper gentleman," he had +no idea of the goal to which his imagination was leading him. There can +be little doubt that all he contemplated was a short tale to range with +those he had already written, a tale setting forth the ludicrous results +that might be expected to follow the attempt of a crazy gentleman to act +the part of a knight-errant in modern life. + +It is plain, for one thing, that Sancho Panza did not enter into the +original scheme, for had Cervantes thought of him he certainly would not +have omitted him in his hero's outfit, which he obviously meant to be +complete. Him we owe to the landlord's chance remark in Chapter III that +knights seldom travelled without squires. To try to think of a Don +Quixote without Sancho Panza is like trying to think of a one-bladed pair +of scissors. + +The story was written at first, like the others, without any division and +without the intervention of Cide Hamete Benengeli; and it seems not +unlikely that Cervantes had some intention of bringing Dulcinea, or +Aldonza Lorenzo, on the scene in person. It was probably the ransacking +of the Don's library and the discussion on the books of chivalry that +first suggested it to him that his idea was capable of development. What, +if instead of a mere string of farcical misadventures, he were to make +his tale a burlesque of one of these books, caricaturing their style, +incidents, and spirit? + +In pursuance of this change of plan, he hastily and somewhat clumsily +divided what he had written into chapters on the model of "Amadis," +invented the fable of a mysterious Arabic manuscript, and set up Cide +Hamete Benengeli in imitation of the almost invariable practice of the +chivalry-romance authors, who were fond of tracing their books to some +recondite source. In working out the new ideas, he soon found the value +of Sancho Panza. Indeed, the keynote, not only to Sancho's part, but to +the whole book, is struck in the first words Sancho utters when he +announces his intention of taking his ass with him. "About the ass," we +are told, "Don Quixote hesitated a little, trying whether he could call +to mind any knight-errant taking with him an esquire mounted on ass-back; +but no instance occurred to his memory." We can see the whole scene at a +glance, the stolid unconsciousness of Sancho and the perplexity of his +master, upon whose perception the incongruity has just forced itself. +This is Sancho's mission throughout the book; he is an unconscious +Mephistopheles, always unwittingly making mockery of his master's +aspirations, always exposing the fallacy of his ideas by some +unintentional ad absurdum, always bringing him back to the world of fact +and commonplace by force of sheer stolidity. + +By the time Cervantes had got his volume of novels off his hands, and +summoned up resolution enough to set about the Second Part in earnest, +the case was very much altered. Don Quixote and Sancho Panza had not +merely found favour, but had already become, what they have never since +ceased to be, veritable entities to the popular imagination. There was no +occasion for him now to interpolate extraneous matter; nay, his readers +told him plainly that what they wanted of him was more Don Quixote and +more Sancho Panza, and not novels, tales, or digressions. To himself, +too, his creations had become realities, and he had become proud of them, +especially of Sancho. He began the Second Part, therefore, under very +different conditions, and the difference makes itself manifest at once. +Even in translation the style will be seen to be far easier, more +flowing, more natural, and more like that of a man sure of himself and of +his audience. Don Quixote and Sancho undergo a change also. In the First +Part, Don Quixote has no character or individuality whatever. He is +nothing more than a crazy representative of the sentiments of the +chivalry romances. In all that he says and does he is simply repeating +the lesson he has learned from his books; and therefore, it is absurd to +speak of him in the gushing strain of the sentimental critics when they +dilate upon his nobleness, disinterestedness, dauntless courage, and so +forth. It was the business of a knight-errant to right wrongs, redress +injuries, and succour the distressed, and this, as a matter of course, he +makes his business when he takes up the part; a knight-errant was bound +to be intrepid, and so he feels bound to cast fear aside. Of all Byron's +melodious nonsense about Don Quixote, the most nonsensical statement is +that "'t is his virtue makes him mad!" The exact opposite is the truth; +it is his madness makes him virtuous. + +In the Second Part, Cervantes repeatedly reminds the reader, as if it was +a point upon which he was anxious there should be no mistake, that his +hero's madness is strictly confined to delusions on the subject of +chivalry, and that on every other subject he is discreto, one, in fact, +whose faculty of discernment is in perfect order. The advantage of this +is that he is enabled to make use of Don Quixote as a mouthpiece for his +own reflections, and so, without seeming to digress, allow himself the +relief of digression when he requires it, as freely as in a commonplace +book. + +It is true the amount of individuality bestowed upon Don Quixote is not +very great. There are some natural touches of character about him, such +as his mixture of irascibility and placability, and his curious affection +for Sancho together with his impatience of the squire's loquacity and +impertinence; but in the main, apart from his craze, he is little more +than a thoughtful, cultured gentleman, with instinctive good taste and a +great deal of shrewdness and originality of mind. + +As to Sancho, it is plain, from the concluding words of the preface to +the First Part, that he was a favourite with his creator even before he +had been taken into favour by the public. An inferior genius, taking him +in hand a second time, would very likely have tried to improve him by +making him more comical, clever, amiable, or virtuous. But Cervantes was +too true an artist to spoil his work in this way. Sancho, when he +reappears, is the old Sancho with the old familiar features; but with a +difference; they have been brought out more distinctly, but at the same +time with a careful avoidance of anything like caricature; the outline +has been filled in where filling in was necessary, and, vivified by a few +touches of a master's hand, Sancho stands before us as he might in a +character portrait by Velazquez. He is a much more important and +prominent figure in the Second Part than in the First; indeed, it is his +matchless mendacity about Dulcinea that to a great extent supplies the +action of the story. + +His development in this respect is as remarkable as in any other. In the +First Part he displays a great natural gift of lying. His lies are not of +the highly imaginative sort that liars in fiction commonly indulge in; +like Falstaff's, they resemble the father that begets them; they are +simple, homely, plump lies; plain working lies, in short. But in the +service of such a master as Don Quixote he develops rapidly, as we see +when he comes to palm off the three country wenches as Dulcinea and her +ladies in waiting. It is worth noticing how, flushed by his success in +this instance, he is tempted afterwards to try a flight beyond his powers +in his account of the journey on Clavileno. + +In the Second Part it is the spirit rather than the incidents of the +chivalry romances that is the subject of the burlesque. Enchantments of +the sort travestied in those of Dulcinea and the Trifaldi and the cave of +Montesinos play a leading part in the later and inferior romances, and +another distinguishing feature is caricatured in Don Quixote's blind +adoration of Dulcinea. In the romances of chivalry love is either a mere +animalism or a fantastic idolatry. Only a coarse-minded man would care to +make merry with the former, but to one of Cervantes' humour the latter +was naturally an attractive subject for ridicule. Like everything else in +these romances, it is a gross exaggeration of the real sentiment of +chivalry, but its peculiar extravagance is probably due to the influence +of those masters of hyperbole, the Provencal poets. When a troubadour +professed his readiness to obey his lady in all things, he made it +incumbent upon the next comer, if he wished to avoid the imputation of +tameness and commonplace, to declare himself the slave of her will, which +the next was compelled to cap by some still stronger declaration; and so +expressions of devotion went on rising one above the other like biddings +at an auction, and a conventional language of gallantry and theory of +love came into being that in time permeated the literature of Southern +Europe, and bore fruit, in one direction in the transcendental worship of +Beatrice and Laura, and in another in the grotesque idolatry which found +exponents in writers like Feliciano de Silva. This is what Cervantes +deals with in Don Quixote's passion for Dulcinea, and in no instance has +he carried out the burlesque more happily. By keeping Dulcinea in the +background, and making her a vague shadowy being of whose very existence +we are left in doubt, he invests Don Quixote's worship of her virtues and +charms with an additional extravagance, and gives still more point to the +caricature of the sentiment and language of the romances. + +One of the great merits of "Don Quixote," and one of the qualities that +have secured its acceptance by all classes of readers and made it the +most cosmopolitan of books, is its simplicity. There are, of course, +points obvious enough to a Spanish seventeenth century audience which do +not immediately strike a reader now-a-days, and Cervantes often takes it +for granted that an allusion will be generally understood which is only +intelligible to a few. For example, on many of his readers in Spain, and +most of his readers out of it, the significance of his choice of a +country for his hero is completely lost. It would be going too far to say +that no one can thoroughly comprehend "Don Quixote" without having seen +La Mancha, but undoubtedly even a glimpse of La Mancha will give an +insight into the meaning of Cervantes such as no commentator can give. Of +all the regions of Spain it is the last that would suggest the idea of +romance. Of all the dull central plateau of the Peninsula it is the +dullest tract. There is something impressive about the grim solitudes of +Estremadura; and if the plains of Leon and Old Castile are bald and +dreary, they are studded with old cities renowned in history and rich in +relics of the past. But there is no redeeming feature in the Manchegan +landscape; it has all the sameness of the desert without its dignity; the +few towns and villages that break its monotony are mean and commonplace, +there is nothing venerable about them, they have not even the +picturesqueness of poverty; indeed, Don Quixote's own village, +Argamasilla, has a sort of oppressive respectability in the prim +regularity of its streets and houses; everything is ignoble; the very +windmills are the ugliest and shabbiest of the windmill kind. + +To anyone who knew the country well, the mere style and title of "Don +Quixote of La Mancha" gave the key to the author's meaning at once. La +Mancha as the knight's country and scene of his chivalries is of a piece +with the pasteboard helmet, the farm-labourer on ass-back for a squire, +knighthood conferred by a rascally ventero, convicts taken for victims of +oppression, and the rest of the incongruities between Don Quixote's world +and the world he lived in, between things as he saw them and things as +they were. + +It is strange that this element of incongruity, underlying the whole +humour and purpose of the book, should have been so little heeded by the +majority of those who have undertaken to interpret "Don Quixote." It has +been completely overlooked, for example, by the illustrators. To be sure, +the great majority of the artists who illustrated "Don Quixote" knew +nothing whatever of Spain. To them a venta conveyed no idea but the +abstract one of a roadside inn, and they could not therefore do full +justice to the humour of Don Quixote's misconception in taking it for a +castle, or perceive the remoteness of all its realities from his ideal. +But even when better informed they seem to have no apprehension of the +full force of the discrepancy. Take, for instance, Gustave Dore's drawing +of Don Quixote watching his armour in the inn-yard. Whether or not the +Venta de Quesada on the Seville road is, as tradition maintains, the inn +described in "Don Quixote," beyond all question it was just such an +inn-yard as the one behind it that Cervantes had in his mind's eye, and +it was on just such a rude stone trough as that beside the primitive +draw-well in the corner that he meant Don Quixote to deposit his armour. +Gustave Dore makes it an elaborate fountain such as no arriero ever +watered his mules at in the corral of any venta in Spain, and thereby +entirely misses the point aimed at by Cervantes. It is the mean, prosaic, +commonplace character of all the surroundings and circumstances that +gives a significance to Don Quixote's vigil and the ceremony that +follows. + +Cervantes' humour is for the most part of that broader and simpler sort, +the strength of which lies in the perception of the incongruous. It is +the incongruity of Sancho in all his ways, words, and works, with the +ideas and aims of his master, quite as much as the wonderful vitality and +truth to nature of the character, that makes him the most humorous +creation in the whole range of fiction. That unsmiling gravity of which +Cervantes was the first great master, "Cervantes' serious air," which +sits naturally on Swift alone, perhaps, of later humourists, is essential +to this kind of humour, and here again Cervantes has suffered at the +hands of his interpreters. Nothing, unless indeed the coarse buffoonery +of Phillips, could be more out of place in an attempt to represent +Cervantes, than a flippant, would-be facetious style, like that of +Motteux's version for example, or the sprightly, jaunty air, French +translators sometimes adopt. It is the grave matter-of-factness of the +narrative, and the apparent unconsciousness of the author that he is +saying anything ludicrous, anything but the merest commonplace, that give +its peculiar flavour to the humour of Cervantes. His, in fact, is the +exact opposite of the humour of Sterne and the self-conscious humourists. +Even when Uncle Toby is at his best, you are always aware of "the man +Sterne" behind him, watching you over his shoulder to see what effect he +is producing. Cervantes always leaves you alone with Don Quixote and +Sancho. He and Swift and the great humourists always keep themselves out +of sight, or, more properly speaking, never think about themselves at +all, unlike our latter-day school of humourists, who seem to have revived +the old horse-collar method, and try to raise a laugh by some grotesque +assumption of ignorance, imbecility, or bad taste. + +It is true that to do full justice to Spanish humour in any other +language is well-nigh an impossibility. There is a natural gravity and a +sonorous stateliness about Spanish, be it ever so colloquial, that make +an absurdity doubly absurd, and give plausibility to the most +preposterous statement. This is what makes Sancho Panza's drollery the +despair of the conscientious translator. Sancho's curt comments can never +fall flat, but they lose half their flavour when transferred from their +native Castilian into any other medium. But if foreigners have failed to +do justice to the humour of Cervantes, they are no worse than his own +countrymen. Indeed, were it not for the Spanish peasant's relish of "Don +Quixote," one might be tempted to think that the great humourist was not +looked upon as a humourist at all in his own country. + +The craze of Don Quixote seems, in some instances, to have communicated +itself to his critics, making them see things that are not in the book +and run full tilt at phantoms that have no existence save in their own +imaginations. Like a good many critics now-a-days, they forget that +screams are not criticism, and that it is only vulgar tastes that are +influenced by strings of superlatives, three-piled hyperboles, and +pompous epithets. But what strikes one as particularly strange is that +while they deal in extravagant eulogies, and ascribe all manner of +imaginary ideas and qualities to Cervantes, they show no perception of +the quality that ninety-nine out of a hundred of his readers would rate +highest in him, and hold to be the one that raises him above all rivalry. + +To speak of "Don Quixote" as if it were merely a humorous book would be a +manifest misdescription. Cervantes at times makes it a kind of +commonplace book for occasional essays and criticisms, or for the +observations and reflections and gathered wisdom of a long and stirring +life. It is a mine of shrewd observation on mankind and human nature. +Among modern novels there may be, here and there, more elaborate studies +of character, but there is no book richer in individualised character. +What Coleridge said of Shakespeare in minimis is true of Cervantes; he +never, even for the most temporary purpose, puts forward a lay figure. +There is life and individuality in all his characters, however little +they may have to do, or however short a time they may be before the +reader. Samson Carrasco, the curate, Teresa Panza, Altisidora, even the +two students met on the road to the cave of Montesinos, all live and move +and have their being; and it is characteristic of the broad humanity of +Cervantes that there is not a hateful one among them all. Even poor +Maritornes, with her deplorable morals, has a kind heart of her own and +"some faint and distant resemblance to a Christian about her;" and as for +Sancho, though on dissection we fail to find a lovable trait in him, +unless it be a sort of dog-like affection for his master, who is there +that in his heart does not love him? + +But it is, after all, the humour of "Don Quixote" that distinguishes it +from all other books of the romance kind. It is this that makes it, as +one of the most judicial-minded of modern critics calls it, "the best +novel in the world beyond all comparison." It is its varied humour, +ranging from broad farce to comedy as subtle as Shakespeare's or +Moliere's that has naturalised it in every country where there are +readers, and made it a classic in every language that has a literature. + +SOME COMMENDATORY VERSES + + +URGANDA THE UNKNOWN + +To the book of Don Quixote of la Mancha + + If to be welcomed by the good, + O Book! thou make thy steady aim, + No empty chatterer will dare + To question or dispute thy claim. + But if perchance thou hast a mind + To win of idiots approbation, + Lost labour will be thy reward, + Though they'll pretend appreciation. + + They say a goodly shade he finds + Who shelters 'neath a goodly tree; + And such a one thy kindly star + In Bejar bath provided thee: + A royal tree whose spreading boughs + A show of princely fruit display; + A tree that bears a noble Duke, + The Alexander of his day. + + Of a Manchegan gentleman + Thy purpose is to tell the story, + Relating how he lost his wits + O'er idle tales of love and glory, + Of "ladies, arms, and cavaliers:" + A new Orlando Furioso- + Innamorato, rather--who + Won Dulcinea del Toboso. + + Put no vain emblems on thy shield; + All figures--that is bragging play. + A modest dedication make, + And give no scoffer room to say, + "What! Alvaro de Luna here? + Or is it Hannibal again? + Or does King Francis at Madrid + Once more of destiny complain?" + + Since Heaven it hath not pleased on thee + Deep erudition to bestow, + Or black Latino's gift of tongues, + No Latin let thy pages show. + Ape not philosophy or wit, + Lest one who cannot comprehend, + Make a wry face at thee and ask, + "Why offer flowers to me, my friend?" + + Be not a meddler; no affair + Of thine the life thy neighbours lead: + Be prudent; oft the random jest + Recoils upon the jester's head. + Thy constant labour let it be + To earn thyself an honest name, + For fooleries preserved in print + Are perpetuity of shame. + + A further counsel bear in mind: + If that thy roof be made of glass, + It shows small wit to pick up stones + To pelt the people as they pass. + Win the attention of the wise, + And give the thinker food for thought; + Whoso indites frivolities, + Will but by simpletons be sought. + + + + + AMADIS OF GAUL + To Don Quixote of la Mancha + +SONNET + + Thou that didst imitate that life of mine + When I in lonely sadness on the great + Rock Pena Pobre sat disconsolate, + In self-imposed penance there to pine; + Thou, whose sole beverage was the bitter brine + Of thine own tears, and who withouten plate + Of silver, copper, tin, in lowly state + Off the bare earth and on earth's fruits didst dine; + Live thou, of thine eternal glory sure. + So long as on the round of the fourth sphere + The bright Apollo shall his coursers steer, + In thy renown thou shalt remain secure, + Thy country's name in story shall endure, + And thy sage author stand without a peer. + + + + +DON BELIANIS OF GREECE +To Don Quixote of la Mancha + +SONNET + + In slashing, hewing, cleaving, word and deed, + I was the foremost knight of chivalry, + Stout, bold, expert, as e'er the world did see; + Thousands from the oppressor's wrong I freed; + Great were my feats, eternal fame their meed; + In love I proved my truth and loyalty; + The hugest giant was a dwarf for me; + Ever to knighthood's laws gave I good heed. + My mastery the Fickle Goddess owned, + And even Chance, submitting to control, + Grasped by the forelock, yielded to my will. + Yet--though above yon horned moon enthroned + My fortune seems to sit--great Quixote, still + Envy of thy achievements fills my soul. + + + + +THE LADY OF ORIANA +To Dulcinea del Toboso + +SONNET + + Oh, fairest Dulcinea, could it be! + It were a pleasant fancy to suppose so-- + Could Miraflores change to El Toboso, + And London's town to that which shelters thee! + Oh, could mine but acquire that livery + Of countless charms thy mind and body show so! + Or him, now famous grown--thou mad'st him grow so-- + Thy knight, in some dread combat could I see! + Oh, could I be released from Amadis + By exercise of such coy chastity + As led thee gentle Quixote to dismiss! + Then would my heavy sorrow turn to joy; + None would I envy, all would envy me, + And happiness be mine without alloy. + +GANDALIN, SQUIRE OF AMADIS OF GAUL, +To Sancho Panza, squire of Don Quixote + +SONNET + + All hail, illustrious man! Fortune, when she + Bound thee apprentice to the esquire trade, + Her care and tenderness of thee displayed, + Shaping thy course from misadventure free. + No longer now doth proud knight-errantry + Regard with scorn the sickle and the spade; + Of towering arrogance less count is made + Than of plain esquire-like simplicity. + I envy thee thy Dapple, and thy name, + And those alforjas thou wast wont to stuff + With comforts that thy providence proclaim. + Excellent Sancho! hail to thee again! + To thee alone the Ovid of our Spain + Does homage with the rustic kiss and cuff. + + + + + FROM EL DONOSO, THE MOTLEY POET, + +On Sancho Panza and Rocinante + +ON SANCHO + +I am the esquire Sancho Pan-- +Who served Don Quixote of La Man--; +But from his service I retreat-, +Resolved to pass my life discreet-; +For Villadiego, called the Si--, +Maintained that only in reti-- +Was found the secret of well-be--, +According to the "Celesti--:" +A book divine, except for sin-- +By speech too plain, in my opin-- + +ON ROCINANTE + +I am that Rocinante fa--, +Great-grandson of great Babie--, +Who, all for being lean and bon--, +Had one Don Quixote for an own--; +But if I matched him well in weak--, +I never took short commons meek--, +But kept myself in corn by steal--, +A trick I learned from Lazaril--, +When with a piece of straw so neat-- +The blind man of his wine he cheat--. + +ORLANDO FURIOSO +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + +SONNET + + If thou art not a Peer, peer thou hast none; + Among a thousand Peers thou art a peer; + Nor is there room for one when thou art near, + Unvanquished victor, great unconquered one! + Orlando, by Angelica undone, + Am I; o'er distant seas condemned to steer, + And to Fame's altars as an offering bear + Valour respected by Oblivion. + I cannot be thy rival, for thy fame + And prowess rise above all rivalry, + Albeit both bereft of wits we go. + But, though the Scythian or the Moor to tame + Was not thy lot, still thou dost rival me: + Love binds us in a fellowship of woe. + + + + +THE KNIGHT OF PHOEBUS + +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + + My sword was not to be compared with thine + Phoebus of Spain, marvel of courtesy, + Nor with thy famous arm this hand of mine + That smote from east to west as lightnings fly. + I scorned all empire, and that monarchy + The rosy east held out did I resign + For one glance of Claridiana's eye, + The bright Aurora for whose love I pine. + A miracle of constancy my love; + And banished by her ruthless cruelty, + This arm had might the rage of Hell to tame. + But, Gothic Quixote, happier thou dost prove, + For thou dost live in Dulcinea's name, + And famous, honoured, wise, she lives in thee. + + + + +FROM SOLISDAN +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + +SONNET + + Your fantasies, Sir Quixote, it is true, + That crazy brain of yours have quite upset, + But aught of base or mean hath never yet + Been charged by any in reproach to you. + Your deeds are open proof in all men's view; + For you went forth injustice to abate, + And for your pains sore drubbings did you get + From many a rascally and ruffian crew. + If the fair Dulcinea, your heart's queen, + Be unrelenting in her cruelty, + If still your woe be powerless to move her, + In such hard case your comfort let it be + That Sancho was a sorry go-between: + A booby he, hard-hearted she, and you no lover. + +DIALOGUE +Between Babieca and Rocinante + +SONNET + +B. "How comes it, Rocinante, you're so lean?" +R. "I'm underfed, with overwork I'm worn." +B. "But what becomes of all the hay and corn?" +R. "My master gives me none; he's much too mean." +B. "Come, come, you show ill-breeding, sir, I ween; + 'T is like an ass your master thus to scorn." +R. He is an ass, will die an ass, an ass was born; + Why, he's in love; what's what's plainer to be seen?" +B. "To be in love is folly?"--R. "No great sense." +B. "You're metaphysical."--R. "From want of food." +B. "Rail at the squire, then."--R. "Why, what's the good? + I might indeed complain of him, I grant ye, + But, squire or master, where's the difference? + They're both as sorry hacks as Rocinante." + + + + +THE AUTHOR'S PREFACE + +Idle reader: thou mayest believe me without any oath that I would this +book, as it is the child of my brain, were the fairest, gayest, and +cleverest that could be imagined. But I could not counteract Nature's law +that everything shall beget its like; and what, then, could this sterile, +illtilled wit of mine beget but the story of a dry, shrivelled, whimsical +offspring, full of thoughts of all sorts and such as never came into any +other imagination--just what might be begotten in a prison, where every +misery is lodged and every doleful sound makes its dwelling? +Tranquillity, a cheerful retreat, pleasant fields, bright skies, +murmuring brooks, peace of mind, these are the things that go far to make +even the most barren muses fertile, and bring into the world births that +fill it with wonder and delight. Sometimes when a father has an ugly, +loutish son, the love he bears him so blindfolds his eyes that he does +not see his defects, or, rather, takes them for gifts and charms of mind +and body, and talks of them to his friends as wit and grace. I, +however--for though I pass for the father, I am but the stepfather to +"Don Quixote"--have no desire to go with the current of custom, or to +implore thee, dearest reader, almost with tears in my eyes, as others do, +to pardon or excuse the defects thou wilt perceive in this child of mine. +Thou art neither its kinsman nor its friend, thy soul is thine own and +thy will as free as any man's, whate'er he be, thou art in thine own +house and master of it as much as the king of his taxes and thou knowest +the common saying, "Under my cloak I kill the king;" all which exempts +and frees thee from every consideration and obligation, and thou canst +say what thou wilt of the story without fear of being abused for any ill +or rewarded for any good thou mayest say of it. + +My wish would be simply to present it to thee plain and unadorned, +without any embellishment of preface or uncountable muster of customary +sonnets, epigrams, and eulogies, such as are commonly put at the +beginning of books. For I can tell thee, though composing it cost me some +labour, I found none greater than the making of this Preface thou art now +reading. Many times did I take up my pen to write it, and many did I lay +it down again, not knowing what to write. One of these times, as I was +pondering with the paper before me, a pen in my ear, my elbow on the +desk, and my cheek in my hand, thinking of what I should say, there came +in unexpectedly a certain lively, clever friend of mine, who, seeing me +so deep in thought, asked the reason; to which I, making no mystery of +it, answered that I was thinking of the Preface I had to make for the +story of "Don Quixote," which so troubled me that I had a mind not to +make any at all, nor even publish the achievements of so noble a knight. + +"For, how could you expect me not to feel uneasy about what that ancient +lawgiver they call the Public will say when it sees me, after slumbering +so many years in the silence of oblivion, coming out now with all my +years upon my back, and with a book as dry as a rush, devoid of +invention, meagre in style, poor in thoughts, wholly wanting in learning +and wisdom, without quotations in the margin or annotations at the end, +after the fashion of other books I see, which, though all fables and +profanity, are so full of maxims from Aristotle, and Plato, and the whole +herd of philosophers, that they fill the readers with amazement and +convince them that the authors are men of learning, erudition, and +eloquence. And then, when they quote the Holy Scriptures!--anyone would +say they are St. Thomases or other doctors of the Church, observing as +they do a decorum so ingenious that in one sentence they describe a +distracted lover and in the next deliver a devout little sermon that it +is a pleasure and a treat to hear and read. Of all this there will be +nothing in my book, for I have nothing to quote in the margin or to note +at the end, and still less do I know what authors I follow in it, to +place them at the beginning, as all do, under the letters A, B, C, +beginning with Aristotle and ending with Xenophon, or Zoilus, or Zeuxis, +though one was a slanderer and the other a painter. Also my book must do +without sonnets at the beginning, at least sonnets whose authors are +dukes, marquises, counts, bishops, ladies, or famous poets. Though if I +were to ask two or three obliging friends, I know they would give me +them, and such as the productions of those that have the highest +reputation in our Spain could not equal. + +"In short, my friend," I continued, "I am determined that Senor Don +Quixote shall remain buried in the archives of his own La Mancha until +Heaven provide some one to garnish him with all those things he stands in +need of; because I find myself, through my shallowness and want of +learning, unequal to supplying them, and because I am by nature shy and +careless about hunting for authors to say what I myself can say without +them. Hence the cogitation and abstraction you found me in, and reason +enough, what you have heard from me." + +Hearing this, my friend, giving himself a slap on the forehead and +breaking into a hearty laugh, exclaimed, "Before God, Brother, now am I +disabused of an error in which I have been living all this long time I +have known you, all through which I have taken you to be shrewd and +sensible in all you do; but now I see you are as far from that as the +heaven is from the earth. It is possible that things of so little moment +and so easy to set right can occupy and perplex a ripe wit like yours, +fit to break through and crush far greater obstacles? By my faith, this +comes, not of any want of ability, but of too much indolence and too +little knowledge of life. Do you want to know if I am telling the truth? +Well, then, attend to me, and you will see how, in the opening and +shutting of an eye, I sweep away all your difficulties, and supply all +those deficiencies which you say check and discourage you from bringing +before the world the story of your famous Don Quixote, the light and +mirror of all knight-errantry." + +"Say on," said I, listening to his talk; "how do you propose to make up +for my diffidence, and reduce to order this chaos of perplexity I am in?" + +To which he made answer, "Your first difficulty about the sonnets, +epigrams, or complimentary verses which you want for the beginning, and +which ought to be by persons of importance and rank, can be removed if +you yourself take a little trouble to make them; you can afterwards +baptise them, and put any name you like to them, fathering them on +Prester John of the Indies or the Emperor of Trebizond, who, to my +knowledge, were said to have been famous poets: and even if they were +not, and any pedants or bachelors should attack you and question the +fact, never care two maravedis for that, for even if they prove a lie +against you they cannot cut off the hand you wrote it with. + +"As to references in the margin to the books and authors from whom you +take the aphorisms and sayings you put into your story, it is only +contriving to fit in nicely any sentences or scraps of Latin you may +happen to have by heart, or at any rate that will not give you much +trouble to look up; so as, when you speak of freedom and captivity, to +insert + +_Non bene pro toto libertas venditur auro;_ + +and then refer in the margin to Horace, or whoever said it; or, if you +allude to the power of death, to come in with-- + +_Pallida mors Aequo pulsat pede pauperum tabernas, +Regumque turres._ + +"If it be friendship and the love God bids us bear to our enemy, go at +once to the Holy Scriptures, which you can do with a very small amount of +research, and quote no less than the words of God himself: Ego autem dico +vobis: diligite inimicos vestros. If you speak of evil thoughts, turn to +the Gospel: De corde exeunt cogitationes malae. If of the fickleness of +friends, there is Cato, who will give you his distich: + +_Donec eris felix multos numerabis amicos, +Tempora si fuerint nubila, solus eris._ + +"With these and such like bits of Latin they will take you for a +grammarian at all events, and that now-a-days is no small honour and +profit. + +"With regard to adding annotations at the end of the book, you may safely +do it in this way. If you mention any giant in your book contrive that it +shall be the giant Goliath, and with this alone, which will cost you +almost nothing, you have a grand note, for you can put--The giant Golias +or Goliath was a Philistine whom the shepherd David slew by a mighty +stone-cast in the Terebinth valley, as is related in the Book of +Kings--in the chapter where you find it written. + +"Next, to prove yourself a man of erudition in polite literature and +cosmography, manage that the river Tagus shall be named in your story, +and there you are at once with another famous annotation, setting +forth--The river Tagus was so called after a King of Spain: it has its +source in such and such a place and falls into the ocean, kissing the +walls of the famous city of Lisbon, and it is a common belief that it has +golden sands, etc. If you should have anything to do with robbers, I will +give you the story of Cacus, for I have it by heart; if with loose women, +there is the Bishop of Mondonedo, who will give you the loan of Lamia, +Laida, and Flora, any reference to whom will bring you great credit; if +with hard-hearted ones, Ovid will furnish you with Medea; if with witches +or enchantresses, Homer has Calypso, and Virgil Circe; if with valiant +captains, Julius Caesar himself will lend you himself in his own +'Commentaries,' and Plutarch will give you a thousand Alexanders. If you +should deal with love, with two ounces you may know of Tuscan you can go +to Leon the Hebrew, who will supply you to your heart's content; or if +you should not care to go to foreign countries you have at home Fonseca's +'Of the Love of God,' in which is condensed all that you or the most +imaginative mind can want on the subject. In short, all you have to do is +to manage to quote these names, or refer to these stories I have +mentioned, and leave it to me to insert the annotations and quotations, +and I swear by all that's good to fill your margins and use up four +sheets at the end of the book. + +"Now let us come to those references to authors which other books have, +and you want for yours. The remedy for this is very simple: You have only +to look out for some book that quotes them all, from A to Z as you say +yourself, and then insert the very same alphabet in your book, and though +the imposition may be plain to see, because you have so little need to +borrow from them, that is no matter; there will probably be some simple +enough to believe that you have made use of them all in this plain, +artless story of yours. At any rate, if it answers no other purpose, this +long catalogue of authors will serve to give a surprising look of +authority to your book. Besides, no one will trouble himself to verify +whether you have followed them or whether you have not, being no way +concerned in it; especially as, if I mistake not, this book of yours has +no need of any one of those things you say it wants, for it is, from +beginning to end, an attack upon the books of chivalry, of which +Aristotle never dreamt, nor St. Basil said a word, nor Cicero had any +knowledge; nor do the niceties of truth nor the observations of astrology +come within the range of its fanciful vagaries; nor have geometrical +measurements or refutations of the arguments used in rhetoric anything to +do with it; nor does it mean to preach to anybody, mixing up things human +and divine, a sort of motley in which no Christian understanding should +dress itself. It has only to avail itself of truth to nature in its +composition, and the more perfect the imitation the better the work will +be. And as this piece of yours aims at nothing more than to destroy the +authority and influence which books of chivalry have in the world and +with the public, there is no need for you to go a-begging for aphorisms +from philosophers, precepts from Holy Scripture, fables from poets, +speeches from orators, or miracles from saints; but merely to take care +that your style and diction run musically, pleasantly, and plainly, with +clear, proper, and well-placed words, setting forth your purpose to the +best of your power, and putting your ideas intelligibly, without +confusion or obscurity. Strive, too, that in reading your story the +melancholy may be moved to laughter, and the merry made merrier still; +that the simple shall not be wearied, that the judicious shall admire the +invention, that the grave shall not despise it, nor the wise fail to +praise it. Finally, keep your aim fixed on the destruction of that +ill-founded edifice of the books of chivalry, hated by some and praised +by many more; for if you succeed in this you will have achieved no small +success." + +In profound silence I listened to what my friend said, and his +observations made such an impression on me that, without attempting to +question them, I admitted their soundness, and out of them I determined +to make this Preface; wherein, gentle reader, thou wilt perceive my +friend's good sense, my good fortune in finding such an adviser in such a +time of need, and what thou hast gained in receiving, without addition or +alteration, the story of the famous Don Quixote of La Mancha, who is held +by all the inhabitants of the district of the Campo de Montiel to have +been the chastest lover and the bravest knight that has for many years +been seen in that neighbourhood. I have no desire to magnify the service +I render thee in making thee acquainted with so renowned and honoured a +knight, but I do desire thy thanks for the acquaintance thou wilt make +with the famous Sancho Panza, his squire, in whom, to my thinking, I have +given thee condensed all the squirely drolleries that are scattered +through the swarm of the vain books of chivalry. And so--may God give +thee health, and not forget me. Vale. + + + + +DEDICATION OF PART I + +TO THE DUKE OF BEJAR, MARQUIS OF GIBRALEON, COUNT OF BENALCAZAR AND +BANARES, VICECOUNT OF THE PUEBLA DE ALCOCER, MASTER OF THE TOWNS OF +CAPILLA, CURIEL AND BURGUILLOS + +In belief of the good reception and honours that Your Excellency bestows +on all sort of books, as prince so inclined to favor good arts, chiefly +those who by their nobleness do not submit to the service and bribery of +the vulgar, I have determined bringing to light The Ingenious Gentleman +Don Quixote of la Mancha, in shelter of Your Excellency's glamorous name, +to whom, with the obeisance I owe to such grandeur, I pray to receive it +agreeably under his protection, so that in this shadow, though deprived +of that precious ornament of elegance and erudition that clothe the works +composed in the houses of those who know, it dares appear with assurance +in the judgment of some who, trespassing the bounds of their own +ignorance, use to condemn with more rigour and less justice the writings +of others. It is my earnest hope that Your Excellency's good counsel in +regard to my honourable purpose, will not disdain the littleness of so +humble a service. + +Miguel de Cervantes + + + + +CHAPTER I. + +WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN DON +QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + + +In a village of La Mancha, the name of which I have no desire to call to +mind, there lived not long since one of those gentlemen that keep a lance +in the lance-rack, an old buckler, a lean hack, and a greyhound for +coursing. An olla of rather more beef than mutton, a salad on most +nights, scraps on Saturdays, lentils on Fridays, and a pigeon or so extra +on Sundays, made away with three-quarters of his income. The rest of it +went in a doublet of fine cloth and velvet breeches and shoes to match +for holidays, while on week-days he made a brave figure in his best +homespun. He had in his house a housekeeper past forty, a niece under +twenty, and a lad for the field and market-place, who used to saddle the +hack as well as handle the bill-hook. The age of this gentleman of ours +was bordering on fifty; he was of a hardy habit, spare, gaunt-featured, a +very early riser and a great sportsman. They will have it his surname was +Quixada or Quesada (for here there is some difference of opinion among +the authors who write on the subject), although from reasonable +conjectures it seems plain that he was called Quexana. This, however, is +of but little importance to our tale; it will be enough not to stray a +hair's breadth from the truth in the telling of it. + +You must know, then, that the above-named gentleman whenever he was at +leisure (which was mostly all the year round) gave himself up to reading +books of chivalry with such ardour and avidity that he almost entirely +neglected the pursuit of his field-sports, and even the management of his +property; and to such a pitch did his eagerness and infatuation go that +he sold many an acre of tillageland to buy books of chivalry to read, and +brought home as many of them as he could get. But of all there were none +he liked so well as those of the famous Feliciano de Silva's composition, +for their lucidity of style and complicated conceits were as pearls in +his sight, particularly when in his reading he came upon courtships and +cartels, where he often found passages like "the reason of the unreason +with which my reason is afflicted so weakens my reason that with reason I +murmur at your beauty;" or again, "the high heavens, that of your +divinity divinely fortify you with the stars, render you deserving of the +desert your greatness deserves." Over conceits of this sort the poor +gentleman lost his wits, and used to lie awake striving to understand +them and worm the meaning out of them; what Aristotle himself could not +have made out or extracted had he come to life again for that special +purpose. He was not at all easy about the wounds which Don Belianis gave +and took, because it seemed to him that, great as were the surgeons who +had cured him, he must have had his face and body covered all over with +seams and scars. He commended, however, the author's way of ending his +book with the promise of that interminable adventure, and many a time was +he tempted to take up his pen and finish it properly as is there +proposed, which no doubt he would have done, and made a successful piece +of work of it too, had not greater and more absorbing thoughts prevented +him. + +Many an argument did he have with the curate of his village (a learned +man, and a graduate of Siguenza) as to which had been the better knight, +Palmerin of England or Amadis of Gaul. Master Nicholas, the village +barber, however, used to say that neither of them came up to the Knight +of Phoebus, and that if there was any that could compare with him it was +Don Galaor, the brother of Amadis of Gaul, because he had a spirit that +was equal to every occasion, and was no finikin knight, nor lachrymose +like his brother, while in the matter of valour he was not a whit behind +him. In short, he became so absorbed in his books that he spent his +nights from sunset to sunrise, and his days from dawn to dark, poring +over them; and what with little sleep and much reading his brains got so +dry that he lost his wits. His fancy grew full of what he used to read +about in his books, enchantments, quarrels, battles, challenges, wounds, +wooings, loves, agonies, and all sorts of impossible nonsense; and it so +possessed his mind that the whole fabric of invention and fancy he read +of was true, that to him no history in the world had more reality in it. +He used to say the Cid Ruy Diaz was a very good knight, but that he was +not to be compared with the Knight of the Burning Sword who with one +back-stroke cut in half two fierce and monstrous giants. He thought more +of Bernardo del Carpio because at Roncesvalles he slew Roland in spite of +enchantments, availing himself of the artifice of Hercules when he +strangled Antaeus the son of Terra in his arms. He approved highly of the +giant Morgante, because, although of the giant breed which is always +arrogant and ill-conditioned, he alone was affable and well-bred. But +above all he admired Reinaldos of Montalban, especially when he saw him +sallying forth from his castle and robbing everyone he met, and when +beyond the seas he stole that image of Mahomet which, as his history +says, was entirely of gold. To have a bout of kicking at that traitor of +a Ganelon he would have given his housekeeper, and his niece into the +bargain. + +In short, his wits being quite gone, he hit upon the strangest notion +that ever madman in this world hit upon, and that was that he fancied it +was right and requisite, as well for the support of his own honour as for +the service of his country, that he should make a knight-errant of +himself, roaming the world over in full armour and on horseback in quest +of adventures, and putting in practice himself all that he had read of as +being the usual practices of knights-errant; righting every kind of +wrong, and exposing himself to peril and danger from which, in the issue, +he was to reap eternal renown and fame. Already the poor man saw himself +crowned by the might of his arm Emperor of Trebizond at least; and so, +led away by the intense enjoyment he found in these pleasant fancies, he +set himself forthwith to put his scheme into execution. + +The first thing he did was to clean up some armour that had belonged to +his great-grandfather, and had been for ages lying forgotten in a corner +eaten with rust and covered with mildew. He scoured and polished it as +best he could, but he perceived one great defect in it, that it had no +closed helmet, nothing but a simple morion. This deficiency, however, his +ingenuity supplied, for he contrived a kind of half-helmet of pasteboard +which, fitted on to the morion, looked like a whole one. It is true that, +in order to see if it was strong and fit to stand a cut, he drew his +sword and gave it a couple of slashes, the first of which undid in an +instant what had taken him a week to do. The ease with which he had +knocked it to pieces disconcerted him somewhat, and to guard against that +danger he set to work again, fixing bars of iron on the inside until he +was satisfied with its strength; and then, not caring to try any more +experiments with it, he passed it and adopted it as a helmet of the most +perfect construction. + +He next proceeded to inspect his hack, which, with more quartos than a +real and more blemishes than the steed of Gonela, that "tantum pellis et +ossa fuit," surpassed in his eyes the Bucephalus of Alexander or the +Babieca of the Cid. Four days were spent in thinking what name to give +him, because (as he said to himself) it was not right that a horse +belonging to a knight so famous, and one with such merits of his own, +should be without some distinctive name, and he strove to adapt it so as +to indicate what he had been before belonging to a knight-errant, and +what he then was; for it was only reasonable that, his master taking a +new character, he should take a new name, and that it should be a +distinguished and full-sounding one, befitting the new order and calling +he was about to follow. And so, after having composed, struck out, +rejected, added to, unmade, and remade a multitude of names out of his +memory and fancy, he decided upon calling him Rocinante, a name, to his +thinking, lofty, sonorous, and significant of his condition as a hack +before he became what he now was, the first and foremost of all the hacks +in the world. + +Having got a name for his horse so much to his taste, he was anxious to +get one for himself, and he was eight days more pondering over this +point, till at last he made up his mind to call himself "Don Quixote," +whence, as has been already said, the authors of this veracious history +have inferred that his name must have been beyond a doubt Quixada, and +not Quesada as others would have it. Recollecting, however, that the +valiant Amadis was not content to call himself curtly Amadis and nothing +more, but added the name of his kingdom and country to make it famous, +and called himself Amadis of Gaul, he, like a good knight, resolved to +add on the name of his, and to style himself Don Quixote of La Mancha, +whereby, he considered, he described accurately his origin and country, +and did honour to it in taking his surname from it. + +So then, his armour being furbished, his morion turned into a helmet, his +hack christened, and he himself confirmed, he came to the conclusion that +nothing more was needed now but to look out for a lady to be in love +with; for a knight-errant without love was like a tree without leaves or +fruit, or a body without a soul. As he said to himself, "If, for my sins, +or by my good fortune, I come across some giant hereabouts, a common +occurrence with knights-errant, and overthrow him in one onslaught, or +cleave him asunder to the waist, or, in short, vanquish and subdue him, +will it not be well to have some one I may send him to as a present, that +he may come in and fall on his knees before my sweet lady, and in a +humble, submissive voice say, 'I am the giant Caraculiambro, lord of the +island of Malindrania, vanquished in single combat by the never +sufficiently extolled knight Don Quixote of La Mancha, who has commanded +me to present myself before your Grace, that your Highness dispose of me +at your pleasure'?" Oh, how our good gentleman enjoyed the delivery of +this speech, especially when he had thought of some one to call his Lady! +There was, so the story goes, in a village near his own a very +good-looking farm-girl with whom he had been at one time in love, though, +so far as is known, she never knew it nor gave a thought to the matter. +Her name was Aldonza Lorenzo, and upon her he thought fit to confer the +title of Lady of his Thoughts; and after some search for a name which +should not be out of harmony with her own, and should suggest and +indicate that of a princess and great lady, he decided upon calling her +Dulcinea del Toboso--she being of El Toboso--a name, to his mind, +musical, uncommon, and significant, like all those he had already +bestowed upon himself and the things belonging to him. + + + + +CHAPTER II. + +WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS DON QUIXOTE MADE FROM HOME + + +These preliminaries settled, he did not care to put off any longer the +execution of his design, urged on to it by the thought of all the world +was losing by his delay, seeing what wrongs he intended to right, +grievances to redress, injustices to repair, abuses to remove, and duties +to discharge. So, without giving notice of his intention to anyone, and +without anybody seeing him, one morning before the dawning of the day +(which was one of the hottest of the month of July) he donned his suit of +armour, mounted Rocinante with his patched-up helmet on, braced his +buckler, took his lance, and by the back door of the yard sallied forth +upon the plain in the highest contentment and satisfaction at seeing with +what ease he had made a beginning with his grand purpose. But scarcely +did he find himself upon the open plain, when a terrible thought struck +him, one all but enough to make him abandon the enterprise at the very +outset. It occurred to him that he had not been dubbed a knight, and that +according to the law of chivalry he neither could nor ought to bear arms +against any knight; and that even if he had been, still he ought, as a +novice knight, to wear white armour, without a device upon the shield +until by his prowess he had earned one. These reflections made him waver +in his purpose, but his craze being stronger than any reasoning, he made +up his mind to have himself dubbed a knight by the first one he came +across, following the example of others in the same case, as he had read +in the books that brought him to this pass. As for white armour, he +resolved, on the first opportunity, to scour his until it was whiter than +an ermine; and so comforting himself he pursued his way, taking that +which his horse chose, for in this he believed lay the essence of +adventures. + +Thus setting out, our new-fledged adventurer paced along, talking to +himself and saying, "Who knows but that in time to come, when the +veracious history of my famous deeds is made known, the sage who writes +it, when he has to set forth my first sally in the early morning, will do +it after this fashion? 'Scarce had the rubicund Apollo spread o'er the +face of the broad spacious earth the golden threads of his bright hair, +scarce had the little birds of painted plumage attuned their notes to +hail with dulcet and mellifluous harmony the coming of the rosy Dawn, +that, deserting the soft couch of her jealous spouse, was appearing to +mortals at the gates and balconies of the Manchegan horizon, when the +renowned knight Don Quixote of La Mancha, quitting the lazy down, mounted +his celebrated steed Rocinante and began to traverse the ancient and +famous Campo de Montiel;'" which in fact he was actually traversing. +"Happy the age, happy the time," he continued, "in which shall be made +known my deeds of fame, worthy to be moulded in brass, carved in marble, +limned in pictures, for a memorial for ever. And thou, O sage magician, +whoever thou art, to whom it shall fall to be the chronicler of this +wondrous history, forget not, I entreat thee, my good Rocinante, the +constant companion of my ways and wanderings." Presently he broke out +again, as if he were love-stricken in earnest, "O Princess Dulcinea, lady +of this captive heart, a grievous wrong hast thou done me to drive me +forth with scorn, and with inexorable obduracy banish me from the +presence of thy beauty. O lady, deign to hold in remembrance this heart, +thy vassal, that thus in anguish pines for love of thee." + +So he went on stringing together these and other absurdities, all in the +style of those his books had taught him, imitating their language as well +as he could; and all the while he rode so slowly and the sun mounted so +rapidly and with such fervour that it was enough to melt his brains if he +had any. Nearly all day he travelled without anything remarkable +happening to him, at which he was in despair, for he was anxious to +encounter some one at once upon whom to try the might of his strong arm. + +Writers there are who say the first adventure he met with was that of +Puerto Lapice; others say it was that of the windmills; but what I have +ascertained on this point, and what I have found written in the annals of +La Mancha, is that he was on the road all day, and towards nightfall his +hack and he found themselves dead tired and hungry, when, looking all +around to see if he could discover any castle or shepherd's shanty where +he might refresh himself and relieve his sore wants, he perceived not far +out of his road an inn, which was as welcome as a star guiding him to the +portals, if not the palaces, of his redemption; and quickening his pace +he reached it just as night was setting in. At the door were standing two +young women, girls of the district as they call them, on their way to +Seville with some carriers who had chanced to halt that night at the inn; +and as, happen what might to our adventurer, everything he saw or imaged +seemed to him to be and to happen after the fashion of what he read of, +the moment he saw the inn he pictured it to himself as a castle with its +four turrets and pinnacles of shining silver, not forgetting the +drawbridge and moat and all the belongings usually ascribed to castles of +the sort. To this inn, which to him seemed a castle, he advanced, and at +a short distance from it he checked Rocinante, hoping that some dwarf +would show himself upon the battlements, and by sound of trumpet give +notice that a knight was approaching the castle. But seeing that they +were slow about it, and that Rocinante was in a hurry to reach the +stable, he made for the inn door, and perceived the two gay damsels who +were standing there, and who seemed to him to be two fair maidens or +lovely ladies taking their ease at the castle gate. + +At this moment it so happened that a swineherd who was going through the +stubbles collecting a drove of pigs (for, without any apology, that is +what they are called) gave a blast of his horn to bring them together, +and forthwith it seemed to Don Quixote to be what he was expecting, the +signal of some dwarf announcing his arrival; and so with prodigious +satisfaction he rode up to the inn and to the ladies, who, seeing a man +of this sort approaching in full armour and with lance and buckler, were +turning in dismay into the inn, when Don Quixote, guessing their fear by +their flight, raising his pasteboard visor, disclosed his dry dusty +visage, and with courteous bearing and gentle voice addressed them, "Your +ladyships need not fly or fear any rudeness, for that it belongs not to +the order of knighthood which I profess to offer to anyone, much less to +highborn maidens as your appearance proclaims you to be." The girls were +looking at him and straining their eyes to make out the features which +the clumsy visor obscured, but when they heard themselves called maidens, +a thing so much out of their line, they could not restrain their +laughter, which made Don Quixote wax indignant, and say, "Modesty becomes +the fair, and moreover laughter that has little cause is great silliness; +this, however, I say not to pain or anger you, for my desire is none +other than to serve you." + +The incomprehensible language and the unpromising looks of our cavalier +only increased the ladies' laughter, and that increased his irritation, +and matters might have gone farther if at that moment the landlord had +not come out, who, being a very fat man, was a very peaceful one. He, +seeing this grotesque figure clad in armour that did not match any more +than his saddle, bridle, lance, buckler, or corselet, was not at all +indisposed to join the damsels in their manifestations of amusement; but, +in truth, standing in awe of such a complicated armament, he thought it +best to speak him fairly, so he said, "Senor Caballero, if your worship +wants lodging, bating the bed (for there is not one in the inn) there is +plenty of everything else here." Don Quixote, observing the respectful +bearing of the Alcaide of the fortress (for so innkeeper and inn seemed +in his eyes), made answer, "Sir Castellan, for me anything will suffice, +for + +'My armour is my only wear, +My only rest the fray.'" + +The host fancied he called him Castellan because he took him for a +"worthy of Castile," though he was in fact an Andalusian, and one from +the strand of San Lucar, as crafty a thief as Cacus and as full of tricks +as a student or a page. "In that case," said he, + +"'Your bed is on the flinty rock, +Your sleep to watch alway;' + +and if so, you may dismount and safely reckon upon any quantity of +sleeplessness under this roof for a twelvemonth, not to say for a single +night." So saying, he advanced to hold the stirrup for Don Quixote, who +got down with great difficulty and exertion (for he had not broken his +fast all day), and then charged the host to take great care of his horse, +as he was the best bit of flesh that ever ate bread in this world. The +landlord eyed him over but did not find him as good as Don Quixote said, +nor even half as good; and putting him up in the stable, he returned to +see what might be wanted by his guest, whom the damsels, who had by this +time made their peace with him, were now relieving of his armour. They +had taken off his breastplate and backpiece, but they neither knew nor +saw how to open his gorget or remove his make-shift helmet, for he had +fastened it with green ribbons, which, as there was no untying the knots, +required to be cut. This, however, he would not by any means consent to, +so he remained all the evening with his helmet on, the drollest and +oddest figure that can be imagined; and while they were removing his +armour, taking the baggages who were about it for ladies of high degree +belonging to the castle, he said to them with great sprightliness: + +"Oh, never, surely, was there knight + So served by hand of dame, +As served was he, Don Quixote hight, + When from his town he came; +With maidens waiting on himself, + Princesses on his hack-- + +or Rocinante, for that, ladies mine, is my horse's name, and Don Quixote +of La Mancha is my own; for though I had no intention of declaring myself +until my achievements in your service and honour had made me known, the +necessity of adapting that old ballad of Lancelot to the present occasion +has given you the knowledge of my name altogether prematurely. A time, +however, will come for your ladyships to command and me to obey, and then +the might of my arm will show my desire to serve you." + +The girls, who were not used to hearing rhetoric of this sort, had +nothing to say in reply; they only asked him if he wanted anything to +eat. "I would gladly eat a bit of something," said Don Quixote, "for I +feel it would come very seasonably." The day happened to be a Friday, and +in the whole inn there was nothing but some pieces of the fish they call +in Castile "abadejo," in Andalusia "bacallao," and in some places +"curadillo," and in others "troutlet;" so they asked him if he thought he +could eat troutlet, for there was no other fish to give him. "If there be +troutlets enough," said Don Quixote, "they will be the same thing as a +trout; for it is all one to me whether I am given eight reals in small +change or a piece of eight; moreover, it may be that these troutlets are +like veal, which is better than beef, or kid, which is better than goat. +But whatever it be let it come quickly, for the burden and pressure of +arms cannot be borne without support to the inside." They laid a table +for him at the door of the inn for the sake of the air, and the host +brought him a portion of ill-soaked and worse cooked stockfish, and a +piece of bread as black and mouldy as his own armour; but a laughable +sight it was to see him eating, for having his helmet on and the beaver +up, he could not with his own hands put anything into his mouth unless +some one else placed it there, and this service one of the ladies +rendered him. But to give him anything to drink was impossible, or would +have been so had not the landlord bored a reed, and putting one end in +his mouth poured the wine into him through the other; all which he bore +with patience rather than sever the ribbons of his helmet. + +While this was going on there came up to the inn a sowgelder, who, as he +approached, sounded his reed pipe four or five times, and thereby +completely convinced Don Quixote that he was in some famous castle, and +that they were regaling him with music, and that the stockfish was trout, +the bread the whitest, the wenches ladies, and the landlord the castellan +of the castle; and consequently he held that his enterprise and sally had +been to some purpose. But still it distressed him to think he had not +been dubbed a knight, for it was plain to him he could not lawfully +engage in any adventure without receiving the order of knighthood. + + + + +CHAPTER III. + +WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF DUBBED +A KNIGHT + + +Harassed by this reflection, he made haste with his scanty pothouse +supper, and having finished it called the landlord, and shutting himself +into the stable with him, fell on his knees before him, saying, "From +this spot I rise not, valiant knight, until your courtesy grants me the +boon I seek, one that will redound to your praise and the benefit of the +human race." The landlord, seeing his guest at his feet and hearing a +speech of this kind, stood staring at him in bewilderment, not knowing +what to do or say, and entreating him to rise, but all to no purpose +until he had agreed to grant the boon demanded of him. "I looked for no +less, my lord, from your High Magnificence," replied Don Quixote, "and I +have to tell you that the boon I have asked and your liberality has +granted is that you shall dub me knight to-morrow morning, and that +to-night I shall watch my arms in the chapel of this your castle; thus +tomorrow, as I have said, will be accomplished what I so much desire, +enabling me lawfully to roam through all the four quarters of the world +seeking adventures on behalf of those in distress, as is the duty of +chivalry and of knights-errant like myself, whose ambition is directed to +such deeds." + +The landlord, who, as has been mentioned, was something of a wag, and had +already some suspicion of his guest's want of wits, was quite convinced +of it on hearing talk of this kind from him, and to make sport for the +night he determined to fall in with his humour. So he told him he was +quite right in pursuing the object he had in view, and that such a motive +was natural and becoming in cavaliers as distinguished as he seemed and +his gallant bearing showed him to be; and that he himself in his younger +days had followed the same honourable calling, roaming in quest of +adventures in various parts of the world, among others the Curing-grounds +of Malaga, the Isles of Riaran, the Precinct of Seville, the Little +Market of Segovia, the Olivera of Valencia, the Rondilla of Granada, the +Strand of San Lucar, the Colt of Cordova, the Taverns of Toledo, and +divers other quarters, where he had proved the nimbleness of his feet and +the lightness of his fingers, doing many wrongs, cheating many widows, +ruining maids and swindling minors, and, in short, bringing himself under +the notice of almost every tribunal and court of justice in Spain; until +at last he had retired to this castle of his, where he was living upon +his property and upon that of others; and where he received all +knights-errant of whatever rank or condition they might be, all for the +great love he bore them and that they might share their substance with +him in return for his benevolence. He told him, moreover, that in this +castle of his there was no chapel in which he could watch his armour, as +it had been pulled down in order to be rebuilt, but that in a case of +necessity it might, he knew, be watched anywhere, and he might watch it +that night in a courtyard of the castle, and in the morning, God willing, +the requisite ceremonies might be performed so as to have him dubbed a +knight, and so thoroughly dubbed that nobody could be more so. He asked +if he had any money with him, to which Don Quixote replied that he had +not a farthing, as in the histories of knights-errant he had never read +of any of them carrying any. On this point the landlord told him he was +mistaken; for, though not recorded in the histories, because in the +author's opinion there was no need to mention anything so obvious and +necessary as money and clean shirts, it was not to be supposed therefore +that they did not carry them, and he might regard it as certain and +established that all knights-errant (about whom there were so many full +and unimpeachable books) carried well-furnished purses in case of +emergency, and likewise carried shirts and a little box of ointment to +cure the wounds they received. For in those plains and deserts where they +engaged in combat and came out wounded, it was not always that there was +some one to cure them, unless indeed they had for a friend some sage +magician to succour them at once by fetching through the air upon a cloud +some damsel or dwarf with a vial of water of such virtue that by tasting +one drop of it they were cured of their hurts and wounds in an instant +and left as sound as if they had not received any damage whatever. But in +case this should not occur, the knights of old took care to see that +their squires were provided with money and other requisites, such as lint +and ointments for healing purposes; and when it happened that knights had +no squires (which was rarely and seldom the case) they themselves carried +everything in cunning saddle-bags that were hardly seen on the horse's +croup, as if it were something else of more importance, because, unless +for some such reason, carrying saddle-bags was not very favourably +regarded among knights-errant. He therefore advised him (and, as his +godson so soon to be, he might even command him) never from that time +forth to travel without money and the usual requirements, and he would +find the advantage of them when he least expected it. + +Don Quixote promised to follow his advice scrupulously, and it was +arranged forthwith that he should watch his armour in a large yard at one +side of the inn; so, collecting it all together, Don Quixote placed it on +a trough that stood by the side of a well, and bracing his buckler on his +arm he grasped his lance and began with a stately air to march up and +down in front of the trough, and as he began his march night began to +fall. + +The landlord told all the people who were in the inn about the craze of +his guest, the watching of the armour, and the dubbing ceremony he +contemplated. Full of wonder at so strange a form of madness, they +flocked to see it from a distance, and observed with what composure he +sometimes paced up and down, or sometimes, leaning on his lance, gazed on +his armour without taking his eyes off it for ever so long; and as the +night closed in with a light from the moon so brilliant that it might vie +with his that lent it, everything the novice knight did was plainly seen +by all. + +Meanwhile one of the carriers who were in the inn thought fit to water +his team, and it was necessary to remove Don Quixote's armour as it lay +on the trough; but he seeing the other approach hailed him in a loud +voice, "O thou, whoever thou art, rash knight that comest to lay hands on +the armour of the most valorous errant that ever girt on sword, have a +care what thou dost; touch it not unless thou wouldst lay down thy life +as the penalty of thy rashness." The carrier gave no heed to these words +(and he would have done better to heed them if he had been heedful of his +health), but seizing it by the straps flung the armour some distance from +him. Seeing this, Don Quixote raised his eyes to heaven, and fixing his +thoughts, apparently, upon his lady Dulcinea, exclaimed, "Aid me, lady +mine, in this the first encounter that presents itself to this breast +which thou holdest in subjection; let not thy favour and protection fail +me in this first jeopardy;" and, with these words and others to the same +purpose, dropping his buckler he lifted his lance with both hands and +with it smote such a blow on the carrier's head that he stretched him on +the ground, so stunned that had he followed it up with a second there +would have been no need of a surgeon to cure him. This done, he picked up +his armour and returned to his beat with the same serenity as before. + + + + +Shortly after this, another, not knowing what had happened (for the +carrier still lay senseless), came with the same object of giving water +to his mules, and was proceeding to remove the armour in order to clear +the trough, when Don Quixote, without uttering a word or imploring aid +from anyone, once more dropped his buckler and once more lifted his +lance, and without actually breaking the second carrier's head into +pieces, made more than three of it, for he laid it open in four. At the +noise all the people of the inn ran to the spot, and among them the +landlord. Seeing this, Don Quixote braced his buckler on his arm, and +with his hand on his sword exclaimed, "O Lady of Beauty, strength and +support of my faint heart, it is time for thee to turn the eyes of thy +greatness on this thy captive knight on the brink of so mighty an +adventure." By this he felt himself so inspired that he would not have +flinched if all the carriers in the world had assailed him. The comrades +of the wounded perceiving the plight they were in began from a distance +to shower stones on Don Quixote, who screened himself as best he could +with his buckler, not daring to quit the trough and leave his armour +unprotected. The landlord shouted to them to leave him alone, for he had +already told them that he was mad, and as a madman he would not be +accountable even if he killed them all. Still louder shouted Don Quixote, +calling them knaves and traitors, and the lord of the castle, who allowed +knights-errant to be treated in this fashion, a villain and a low-born +knight whom, had he received the order of knighthood, he would call to +account for his treachery. "But of you," he cried, "base and vile rabble, +I make no account; fling, strike, come on, do all ye can against me, ye +shall see what the reward of your folly and insolence will be." This he +uttered with so much spirit and boldness that he filled his assailants +with a terrible fear, and as much for this reason as at the persuasion of +the landlord they left off stoning him, and he allowed them to carry off +the wounded, and with the same calmness and composure as before resumed +the watch over his armour. + +But these freaks of his guest were not much to the liking of the +landlord, so he determined to cut matters short and confer upon him at +once the unlucky order of knighthood before any further misadventure +could occur; so, going up to him, he apologised for the rudeness which, +without his knowledge, had been offered to him by these low people, who, +however, had been well punished for their audacity. As he had already +told him, he said, there was no chapel in the castle, nor was it needed +for what remained to be done, for, as he understood the ceremonial of the +order, the whole point of being dubbed a knight lay in the accolade and +in the slap on the shoulder, and that could be administered in the middle +of a field; and that he had now done all that was needful as to watching +the armour, for all requirements were satisfied by a watch of two hours +only, while he had been more than four about it. Don Quixote believed it +all, and told him he stood there ready to obey him, and to make an end of +it with as much despatch as possible; for, if he were again attacked, and +felt himself to be dubbed knight, he would not, he thought, leave a soul +alive in the castle, except such as out of respect he might spare at his +bidding. + +Thus warned and menaced, the castellan forthwith brought out a book in +which he used to enter the straw and barley he served out to the +carriers, and, with a lad carrying a candle-end, and the two damsels +already mentioned, he returned to where Don Quixote stood, and bade him +kneel down. Then, reading from his account-book as if he were repeating +some devout prayer, in the middle of his delivery he raised his hand and +gave him a sturdy blow on the neck, and then, with his own sword, a smart +slap on the shoulder, all the while muttering between his teeth as if he +was saying his prayers. Having done this, he directed one of the ladies +to gird on his sword, which she did with great self-possession and +gravity, and not a little was required to prevent a burst of laughter at +each stage of the ceremony; but what they had already seen of the novice +knight's prowess kept their laughter within bounds. On girding him with +the sword the worthy lady said to him, "May God make your worship a very +fortunate knight, and grant you success in battle." Don Quixote asked her +name in order that he might from that time forward know to whom he was +beholden for the favour he had received, as he meant to confer upon her +some portion of the honour he acquired by the might of his arm. She +answered with great humility that she was called La Tolosa, and that she +was the daughter of a cobbler of Toledo who lived in the stalls of +Sanchobienaya, and that wherever she might be she would serve and esteem +him as her lord. Don Quixote said in reply that she would do him a favour +if thenceforward she assumed the "Don" and called herself Dona Tolosa. +She promised she would, and then the other buckled on his spur, and with +her followed almost the same conversation as with the lady of the sword. +He asked her name, and she said it was La Molinera, and that she was the +daughter of a respectable miller of Antequera; and of her likewise Don +Quixote requested that she would adopt the "Don" and call herself Dona +Molinera, making offers to her further services and favours. + +Having thus, with hot haste and speed, brought to a conclusion these +never-till-now-seen ceremonies, Don Quixote was on thorns until he saw +himself on horseback sallying forth in quest of adventures; and saddling +Rocinante at once he mounted, and embracing his host, as he returned +thanks for his kindness in knighting him, he addressed him in language so +extraordinary that it is impossible to convey an idea of it or report it. +The landlord, to get him out of the inn, replied with no less rhetoric +though with shorter words, and without calling upon him to pay the +reckoning let him go with a Godspeed. + + + + +CHAPTER IV. + +OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN + + +Day was dawning when Don Quixote quitted the inn, so happy, so gay, so +exhilarated at finding himself now dubbed a knight, that his joy was like +to burst his horse-girths. However, recalling the advice of his host as +to the requisites he ought to carry with him, especially that referring +to money and shirts, he determined to go home and provide himself with +all, and also with a squire, for he reckoned upon securing a +farm-labourer, a neighbour of his, a poor man with a family, but very +well qualified for the office of squire to a knight. With this object he +turned his horse's head towards his village, and Rocinante, thus reminded +of his old quarters, stepped out so briskly that he hardly seemed to +tread the earth. + +He had not gone far, when out of a thicket on his right there seemed to +come feeble cries as of some one in distress, and the instant he heard +them he exclaimed, "Thanks be to heaven for the favour it accords me, +that it so soon offers me an opportunity of fulfilling the obligation I +have undertaken, and gathering the fruit of my ambition. These cries, no +doubt, come from some man or woman in want of help, and needing my aid +and protection;" and wheeling, he turned Rocinante in the direction +whence the cries seemed to proceed. He had gone but a few paces into the +wood, when he saw a mare tied to an oak, and tied to another, and +stripped from the waist upwards, a youth of about fifteen years of age, +from whom the cries came. Nor were they without cause, for a lusty farmer +was flogging him with a belt and following up every blow with scoldings +and commands, repeating, "Your mouth shut and your eyes open!" while the +youth made answer, "I won't do it again, master mine; by God's passion I +won't do it again, and I'll take more care of the flock another time." + +Seeing what was going on, Don Quixote said in an angry voice, +"Discourteous knight, it ill becomes you to assail one who cannot defend +himself; mount your steed and take your lance" (for there was a lance +leaning against the oak to which the mare was tied), "and I will make you +know that you are behaving as a coward." The farmer, seeing before him +this figure in full armour brandishing a lance over his head, gave +himself up for dead, and made answer meekly, "Sir Knight, this youth that +I am chastising is my servant, employed by me to watch a flock of sheep +that I have hard by, and he is so careless that I lose one every day, and +when I punish him for his carelessness and knavery he says I do it out of +niggardliness, to escape paying him the wages I owe him, and before God, +and on my soul, he lies." + +"Lies before me, base clown!" said Don Quixote. "By the sun that shines +on us I have a mind to run you through with this lance. Pay him at once +without another word; if not, by the God that rules us I will make an end +of you, and annihilate you on the spot; release him instantly." + + + + +The farmer hung his head, and without a word untied his servant, of whom +Don Quixote asked how much his master owed him. + +He replied, nine months at seven reals a month. Don Quixote added it up, +found that it came to sixty-three reals, and told the farmer to pay it +down immediately, if he did not want to die for it. + +The trembling clown replied that as he lived and by the oath he had sworn +(though he had not sworn any) it was not so much; for there were to be +taken into account and deducted three pairs of shoes he had given him, +and a real for two blood-lettings when he was sick. + +"All that is very well," said Don Quixote; "but let the shoes and the +blood-lettings stand as a setoff against the blows you have given him +without any cause; for if he spoiled the leather of the shoes you paid +for, you have damaged that of his body, and if the barber took blood from +him when he was sick, you have drawn it when he was sound; so on that +score he owes you nothing." + +"The difficulty is, Sir Knight, that I have no money here; let Andres +come home with me, and I will pay him all, real by real." + +"I go with him!" said the youth. "Nay, God forbid! No, senor, not for the +world; for once alone with me, he would ray me like a Saint Bartholomew." + +"He will do nothing of the kind," said Don Quixote; "I have only to +command, and he will obey me; and as he has sworn to me by the order of +knighthood which he has received, I leave him free, and I guarantee the +payment." + +"Consider what you are saying, senor," said the youth; "this master of +mine is not a knight, nor has he received any order of knighthood; for he +is Juan Haldudo the Rich, of Quintanar." + +"That matters little," replied Don Quixote; "there may be Haldudos +knights; moreover, everyone is the son of his works." + +"That is true," said Andres; "but this master of mine--of what works is +he the son, when he refuses me the wages of my sweat and labour?" + +"I do not refuse, brother Andres," said the farmer, "be good enough to +come along with me, and I swear by all the orders of knighthood there are +in the world to pay you as I have agreed, real by real, and perfumed." + +"For the perfumery I excuse you," said Don Quixote; "give it to him in +reals, and I shall be satisfied; and see that you do as you have sworn; +if not, by the same oath I swear to come back and hunt you out and punish +you; and I shall find you though you should lie closer than a lizard. And +if you desire to know who it is lays this command upon you, that you be +more firmly bound to obey it, know that I am the valorous Don Quixote of +La Mancha, the undoer of wrongs and injustices; and so, God be with you, +and keep in mind what you have promised and sworn under those penalties +that have been already declared to you." + +So saying, he gave Rocinante the spur and was soon out of reach. The +farmer followed him with his eyes, and when he saw that he had cleared +the wood and was no longer in sight, he turned to his boy Andres, and +said, "Come here, my son, I want to pay you what I owe you, as that +undoer of wrongs has commanded me." + +"My oath on it," said Andres, "your worship will be well advised to obey +the command of that good knight--may he live a thousand years--for, as he +is a valiant and just judge, by Roque, if you do not pay me, he will come +back and do as he said." + +"My oath on it, too," said the farmer; "but as I have a strong affection +for you, I want to add to the debt in order to add to the payment;" and +seizing him by the arm, he tied him up again, and gave him such a +flogging that he left him for dead. + +"Now, Master Andres," said the farmer, "call on the undoer of wrongs; you +will find he won't undo that, though I am not sure that I have quite done +with you, for I have a good mind to flay you alive." But at last he +untied him, and gave him leave to go look for his judge in order to put +the sentence pronounced into execution. + +Andres went off rather down in the mouth, swearing he would go to look +for the valiant Don Quixote of La Mancha and tell him exactly what had +happened, and that all would have to be repaid him sevenfold; but for all +that, he went off weeping, while his master stood laughing. + +Thus did the valiant Don Quixote right that wrong, and, thoroughly +satisfied with what had taken place, as he considered he had made a very +happy and noble beginning with his knighthood, he took the road towards +his village in perfect self-content, saying in a low voice, "Well mayest +thou this day call thyself fortunate above all on earth, O Dulcinea del +Toboso, fairest of the fair! since it has fallen to thy lot to hold +subject and submissive to thy full will and pleasure a knight so renowned +as is and will be Don Quixote of La Mancha, who, as all the world knows, +yesterday received the order of knighthood, and hath to-day righted the +greatest wrong and grievance that ever injustice conceived and cruelty +perpetrated: who hath to-day plucked the rod from the hand of yonder +ruthless oppressor so wantonly lashing that tender child." + +He now came to a road branching in four directions, and immediately he +was reminded of those cross-roads where knights-errant used to stop to +consider which road they should take. In imitation of them he halted for +a while, and after having deeply considered it, he gave Rocinante his +head, submitting his own will to that of his hack, who followed out his +first intention, which was to make straight for his own stable. After he +had gone about two miles Don Quixote perceived a large party of people, +who, as afterwards appeared, were some Toledo traders, on their way to +buy silk at Murcia. There were six of them coming along under their +sunshades, with four servants mounted, and three muleteers on foot. +Scarcely had Don Quixote descried them when the fancy possessed him that +this must be some new adventure; and to help him to imitate as far as he +could those passages he had read of in his books, here seemed to come one +made on purpose, which he resolved to attempt. So with a lofty bearing +and determination he fixed himself firmly in his stirrups, got his lance +ready, brought his buckler before his breast, and planting himself in the +middle of the road, stood waiting the approach of these knights-errant, +for such he now considered and held them to be; and when they had come +near enough to see and hear, he exclaimed with a haughty gesture, "All +the world stand, unless all the world confess that in all the world there +is no maiden fairer than the Empress of La Mancha, the peerless Dulcinea +del Toboso." + +The traders halted at the sound of this language and the sight of the +strange figure that uttered it, and from both figure and language at once +guessed the craze of their owner; they wished, however, to learn quietly +what was the object of this confession that was demanded of them, and one +of them, who was rather fond of a joke and was very sharp-witted, said to +him, "Sir Knight, we do not know who this good lady is that you speak of; +show her to us, for, if she be of such beauty as you suggest, with all +our hearts and without any pressure we will confess the truth that is on +your part required of us." + +"If I were to show her to you," replied Don Quixote, "what merit would +you have in confessing a truth so manifest? The essential point is that +without seeing her you must believe, confess, affirm, swear, and defend +it; else ye have to do with me in battle, ill-conditioned, arrogant +rabble that ye are; and come ye on, one by one as the order of knighthood +requires, or all together as is the custom and vile usage of your breed, +here do I bide and await you relying on the justice of the cause I +maintain." + +"Sir Knight," replied the trader, "I entreat your worship in the name of +this present company of princes, that, to save us from charging our +consciences with the confession of a thing we have never seen or heard +of, and one moreover so much to the prejudice of the Empresses and Queens +of the Alcarria and Estremadura, your worship will be pleased to show us +some portrait of this lady, though it be no bigger than a grain of wheat; +for by the thread one gets at the ball, and in this way we shall be +satisfied and easy, and you will be content and pleased; nay, I believe +we are already so far agreed with you that even though her portrait +should show her blind of one eye, and distilling vermilion and sulphur +from the other, we would nevertheless, to gratify your worship, say all +in her favour that you desire." + +"She distils nothing of the kind, vile rabble," said Don Quixote, burning +with rage, "nothing of the kind, I say, only ambergris and civet in +cotton; nor is she one-eyed or humpbacked, but straighter than a +Guadarrama spindle: but ye must pay for the blasphemy ye have uttered +against beauty like that of my lady." + +And so saying, he charged with levelled lance against the one who had +spoken, with such fury and fierceness that, if luck had not contrived +that Rocinante should stumble midway and come down, it would have gone +hard with the rash trader. Down went Rocinante, and over went his master, +rolling along the ground for some distance; and when he tried to rise he +was unable, so encumbered was he with lance, buckler, spurs, helmet, and +the weight of his old armour; and all the while he was struggling to get +up he kept saying, "Fly not, cowards and caitiffs! stay, for not by my +fault, but my horse's, am I stretched here." + + + + +One of the muleteers in attendance, who could not have had much good +nature in him, hearing the poor prostrate man blustering in this style, +was unable to refrain from giving him an answer on his ribs; and coming +up to him he seized his lance, and having broken it in pieces, with one +of them he began so to belabour our Don Quixote that, notwithstanding and +in spite of his armour, he milled him like a measure of wheat. His +masters called out not to lay on so hard and to leave him alone, but the +muleteers blood was up, and he did not care to drop the game until he had +vented the rest of his wrath, and gathering up the remaining fragments of +the lance he finished with a discharge upon the unhappy victim, who all +through the storm of sticks that rained on him never ceased threatening +heaven, and earth, and the brigands, for such they seemed to him. At last +the muleteer was tired, and the traders continued their journey, taking +with them matter for talk about the poor fellow who had been cudgelled. +He when he found himself alone made another effort to rise; but if he was +unable when whole and sound, how was he to rise after having been +thrashed and well-nigh knocked to pieces? And yet he esteemed himself +fortunate, as it seemed to him that this was a regular knight-errant's +mishap, and entirely, he considered, the fault of his horse. However, +battered in body as he was, to rise was beyond his power. + + + + +CHAPTER V. + +IN WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED + + +Finding, then, that, in fact he could not move, he thought himself of +having recourse to his usual remedy, which was to think of some passage +in his books, and his craze brought to his mind that about Baldwin and +the Marquis of Mantua, when Carloto left him wounded on the mountain +side, a story known by heart by the children, not forgotten by the young +men, and lauded and even believed by the old folk; and for all that not a +whit truer than the miracles of Mahomet. This seemed to him to fit +exactly the case in which he found himself, so, making a show of severe +suffering, he began to roll on the ground and with feeble breath repeat +the very words which the wounded knight of the wood is said to have +uttered: + +Where art thou, lady mine, that thou + My sorrow dost not rue? +Thou canst not know it, lady mine, + Or else thou art untrue. + +And so he went on with the ballad as far as the lines: + +O noble Marquis of Mantua, + My Uncle and liege lord! + +As chance would have it, when he had got to this line there happened to +come by a peasant from his own village, a neighbour of his, who had been +with a load of wheat to the mill, and he, seeing the man stretched there, +came up to him and asked him who he was and what was the matter with him +that he complained so dolefully. + +Don Quixote was firmly persuaded that this was the Marquis of Mantua, his +uncle, so the only answer he made was to go on with his ballad, in which +he told the tale of his misfortune, and of the loves of the Emperor's son +and his wife all exactly as the ballad sings it. + +The peasant stood amazed at hearing such nonsense, and relieving him of +the visor, already battered to pieces by blows, he wiped his face, which +was covered with dust, and as soon as he had done so he recognised him +and said, "Senor Quixada" (for so he appears to have been called when he +was in his senses and had not yet changed from a quiet country gentleman +into a knight-errant), "who has brought your worship to this pass?" But +to all questions the other only went on with his ballad. + +Seeing this, the good man removed as well as he could his breastplate and +backpiece to see if he had any wound, but he could perceive no blood nor +any mark whatever. He then contrived to raise him from the ground, and +with no little difficulty hoisted him upon his ass, which seemed to him +to be the easiest mount for him; and collecting the arms, even to the +splinters of the lance, he tied them on Rocinante, and leading him by the +bridle and the ass by the halter he took the road for the village, very +sad to hear what absurd stuff Don Quixote was talking. + +Nor was Don Quixote less so, for what with blows and bruises he could not +sit upright on the ass, and from time to time he sent up sighs to heaven, +so that once more he drove the peasant to ask what ailed him. And it +could have been only the devil himself that put into his head tales to +match his own adventures, for now, forgetting Baldwin, he bethought +himself of the Moor Abindarraez, when the Alcaide of Antequera, Rodrigo +de Narvaez, took him prisoner and carried him away to his castle; so that +when the peasant again asked him how he was and what ailed him, he gave +him for reply the same words and phrases that the captive Abindarraez +gave to Rodrigo de Narvaez, just as he had read the story in the "Diana" +of Jorge de Montemayor where it is written, applying it to his own case +so aptly that the peasant went along cursing his fate that he had to +listen to such a lot of nonsense; from which, however, he came to the +conclusion that his neighbour was mad, and so made all haste to reach the +village to escape the wearisomeness of this harangue of Don Quixote's; +who, at the end of it, said, "Senor Don Rodrigo de Narvaez, your worship +must know that this fair Xarifa I have mentioned is now the lovely +Dulcinea del Toboso, for whom I have done, am doing, and will do the most +famous deeds of chivalry that in this world have been seen, are to be +seen, or ever shall be seen." + +To this the peasant answered, "Senor--sinner that I am!--cannot your +worship see that I am not Don Rodrigo de Narvaez nor the Marquis of +Mantua, but Pedro Alonso your neighbour, and that your worship is neither +Baldwin nor Abindarraez, but the worthy gentleman Senor Quixada?" + +"I know who I am," replied Don Quixote, "and I know that I may be not +only those I have named, but all the Twelve Peers of France and even all +the Nine Worthies, since my achievements surpass all that they have done +all together and each of them on his own account." + +With this talk and more of the same kind they reached the village just as +night was beginning to fall, but the peasant waited until it was a little +later that the belaboured gentleman might not be seen riding in such a +miserable trim. When it was what seemed to him the proper time he entered +the village and went to Don Quixote's house, which he found all in +confusion, and there were the curate and the village barber, who were +great friends of Don Quixote, and his housekeeper was saying to them in a +loud voice, "What does your worship think can have befallen my master, +Senor Licentiate Pero Perez?" for so the curate was called; "it is three +days now since anything has been seen of him, or the hack, or the +buckler, lance, or armour. Miserable me! I am certain of it, and it is as +true as that I was born to die, that these accursed books of chivalry he +has, and has got into the way of reading so constantly, have upset his +reason; for now I remember having often heard him saying to himself that +he would turn knight-errant and go all over the world in quest of +adventures. To the devil and Barabbas with such books, that have brought +to ruin in this way the finest understanding there was in all La Mancha!" + +The niece said the same, and, more: "You must know, Master Nicholas"--for +that was the name of the barber--"it was often my uncle's way to stay two +days and nights together poring over these unholy books of misventures, +after which he would fling the book away and snatch up his sword and fall +to slashing the walls; and when he was tired out he would say he had +killed four giants like four towers; and the sweat that flowed from him +when he was weary he said was the blood of the wounds he had received in +battle; and then he would drink a great jug of cold water and become calm +and quiet, saying that this water was a most precious potion which the +sage Esquife, a great magician and friend of his, had brought him. But I +take all the blame upon myself for never having told your worships of my +uncle's vagaries, that you might put a stop to them before things had +come to this pass, and burn all these accursed books--for he has a great +number--that richly deserve to be burned like heretics." + +"So say I too," said the curate, "and by my faith to-morrow shall not +pass without public judgment upon them, and may they be condemned to the +flames lest they lead those that read to behave as my good friend seems +to have behaved." + +All this the peasant heard, and from it he understood at last what was +the matter with his neighbour, so he began calling aloud, "Open, your +worships, to Senor Baldwin and to Senor the Marquis of Mantua, who comes +badly wounded, and to Senor Abindarraez, the Moor, whom the valiant +Rodrigo de Narvaez, the Alcaide of Antequera, brings captive." + +At these words they all hurried out, and when they recognised their +friend, master, and uncle, who had not yet dismounted from the ass +because he could not, they ran to embrace him. + +"Hold!" said he, "for I am badly wounded through my horse's fault; carry +me to bed, and if possible send for the wise Urganda to cure and see to +my wounds." + +"See there! plague on it!" cried the housekeeper at this: "did not my +heart tell the truth as to which foot my master went lame of? To bed with +your worship at once, and we will contrive to cure you here without +fetching that Hurgada. A curse I say once more, and a hundred times more, +on those books of chivalry that have brought your worship to such a +pass." + +They carried him to bed at once, and after searching for his wounds could +find none, but he said they were all bruises from having had a severe +fall with his horse Rocinante when in combat with ten giants, the biggest +and the boldest to be found on earth. + +"So, so!" said the curate, "are there giants in the dance? By the sign of +the Cross I will burn them to-morrow before the day over." + +They put a host of questions to Don Quixote, but his only answer to all +was--give him something to eat, and leave him to sleep, for that was what +he needed most. They did so, and the curate questioned the peasant at +great length as to how he had found Don Quixote. He told him, and the +nonsense he had talked when found and on the way home, all which made the +licentiate the more eager to do what he did the next day, which was to +summon his friend the barber, Master Nicholas, and go with him to Don +Quixote's house. + + + + +CHAPTER VI. + +OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH THE CURATE AND THE BARBER +MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN + + +He was still sleeping; so the curate asked the niece for the keys of the +room where the books, the authors of all the mischief, were, and right +willingly she gave them. They all went in, the housekeeper with them, and +found more than a hundred volumes of big books very well bound, and some +other small ones. The moment the housekeeper saw them she turned about +and ran out of the room, and came back immediately with a saucer of holy +water and a sprinkler, saying, "Here, your worship, senor licentiate, +sprinkle this room; don't leave any magician of the many there are in +these books to bewitch us in revenge for our design of banishing them +from the world." + +The simplicity of the housekeeper made the licentiate laugh, and he +directed the barber to give him the books one by one to see what they +were about, as there might be some to be found among them that did not +deserve the penalty of fire. + +"No," said the niece, "there is no reason for showing mercy to any of +them; they have every one of them done mischief; better fling them out of +the window into the court and make a pile of them and set fire to them; +or else carry them into the yard, and there a bonfire can be made without +the smoke giving any annoyance." The housekeeper said the same, so eager +were they both for the slaughter of those innocents, but the curate would +not agree to it without first reading at any rate the titles. + +The first that Master Nicholas put into his hand was "The four books of +Amadis of Gaul." "This seems a mysterious thing," said the curate, "for, +as I have heard say, this was the first book of chivalry printed in +Spain, and from this all the others derive their birth and origin; so it +seems to me that we ought inexorably to condemn it to the flames as the +founder of so vile a sect." + +"Nay, sir," said the barber, "I too, have heard say that this is the best +of all the books of this kind that have been written, and so, as +something singular in its line, it ought to be pardoned." + +"True," said the curate; "and for that reason let its life be spared for +the present. Let us see that other which is next to it." + +"It is," said the barber, "the 'Sergas de Esplandian,' the lawful son of +Amadis of Gaul." + +"Then verily," said the curate, "the merit of the father must not be put +down to the account of the son. Take it, mistress housekeeper; open the +window and fling it into the yard and lay the foundation of the pile for +the bonfire we are to make." + +The housekeeper obeyed with great satisfaction, and the worthy +"Esplandian" went flying into the yard to await with all patience the +fire that was in store for him. + +"Proceed," said the curate. + +"This that comes next," said the barber, "is 'Amadis of Greece,' and, +indeed, I believe all those on this side are of the same Amadis lineage." + +"Then to the yard with the whole of them," said the curate; "for to have +the burning of Queen Pintiquiniestra, and the shepherd Darinel and his +eclogues, and the bedevilled and involved discourses of his author, I +would burn with them the father who begot me if he were going about in +the guise of a knight-errant." + +"I am of the same mind," said the barber. + +"And so am I," added the niece. + +"In that case," said the housekeeper, "here, into the yard with them!" + +They were handed to her, and as there were many of them, she spared +herself the staircase, and flung them down out of the window. + +"Who is that tub there?" said the curate. + +"This," said the barber, "is 'Don Olivante de Laura.'" + +"The author of that book," said the curate, "was the same that wrote 'The +Garden of Flowers,' and truly there is no deciding which of the two books +is the more truthful, or, to put it better, the less lying; all I can say +is, send this one into the yard for a swaggering fool." + +"This that follows is 'Florismarte of Hircania,'" said the barber. + +"Senor Florismarte here?" said the curate; "then by my faith he must take +up his quarters in the yard, in spite of his marvellous birth and +visionary adventures, for the stiffness and dryness of his style deserve +nothing else; into the yard with him and the other, mistress +housekeeper." + +"With all my heart, senor," said she, and executed the order with great +delight. + +"This," said the barber, "is The Knight Platir.'" + +"An old book that," said the curate, "but I find no reason for clemency +in it; send it after the others without appeal;" which was done. + +Another book was opened, and they saw it was entitled, "The Knight of the +Cross." + +"For the sake of the holy name this book has," said the curate, "its +ignorance might be excused; but then, they say, 'behind the cross there's +the devil; to the fire with it." + +Taking down another book, the barber said, "This is 'The Mirror of +Chivalry.'" + +"I know his worship," said the curate; "that is where Senor Reinaldos of +Montalvan figures with his friends and comrades, greater thieves than +Cacus, and the Twelve Peers of France with the veracious historian +Turpin; however, I am not for condemning them to more than perpetual +banishment, because, at any rate, they have some share in the invention +of the famous Matteo Boiardo, whence too the Christian poet Ludovico +Ariosto wove his web, to whom, if I find him here, and speaking any +language but his own, I shall show no respect whatever; but if he speaks +his own tongue I will put him upon my head." + +"Well, I have him in Italian," said the barber, "but I do not understand +him." + +"Nor would it be well that you should understand him," said the curate, +"and on that score we might have excused the Captain if he had not +brought him into Spain and turned him into Castilian. He robbed him of a +great deal of his natural force, and so do all those who try to turn +books written in verse into another language, for, with all the pains +they take and all the cleverness they show, they never can reach the +level of the originals as they were first produced. In short, I say that +this book, and all that may be found treating of those French affairs, +should be thrown into or deposited in some dry well, until after more +consideration it is settled what is to be done with them; excepting +always one 'Bernardo del Carpio' that is going about, and another called +'Roncesvalles;' for these, if they come into my hands, shall pass at once +into those of the housekeeper, and from hers into the fire without any +reprieve." + +To all this the barber gave his assent, and looked upon it as right and +proper, being persuaded that the curate was so staunch to the Faith and +loyal to the Truth that he would not for the world say anything opposed +to them. Opening another book he saw it was "Palmerin de Oliva," and +beside it was another called "Palmerin of England," seeing which the +licentiate said, "Let the Olive be made firewood of at once and burned +until no ashes even are left; and let that Palm of England be kept and +preserved as a thing that stands alone, and let such another case be made +for it as that which Alexander found among the spoils of Darius and set +aside for the safe keeping of the works of the poet Homer. This book, +gossip, is of authority for two reasons, first because it is very good, +and secondly because it is said to have been written by a wise and witty +king of Portugal. All the adventures at the Castle of Miraguarda are +excellent and of admirable contrivance, and the language is polished and +clear, studying and observing the style befitting the speaker with +propriety and judgment. So then, provided it seems good to you, Master +Nicholas, I say let this and 'Amadis of Gaul' be remitted the penalty of +fire, and as for all the rest, let them perish without further question +or query." + +"Nay, gossip," said the barber, "for this that I have here is the famous +'Don Belianis.'" + +"Well," said the curate, "that and the second, third, and fourth parts +all stand in need of a little rhubarb to purge their excess of bile, and +they must be cleared of all that stuff about the Castle of Fame and other +greater affectations, to which end let them be allowed the over-seas +term, and, according as they mend, so shall mercy or justice be meted out +to them; and in the mean time, gossip, do you keep them in your house and +let no one read them." + +"With all my heart," said the barber; and not caring to tire himself with +reading more books of chivalry, he told the housekeeper to take all the +big ones and throw them into the yard. It was not said to one dull or +deaf, but to one who enjoyed burning them more than weaving the broadest +and finest web that could be; and seizing about eight at a time, she +flung them out of the window. + +In carrying so many together she let one fall at the feet of the barber, +who took it up, curious to know whose it was, and found it said, "History +of the Famous Knight, Tirante el Blanco." + +"God bless me!" said the curate with a shout, "'Tirante el Blanco' here! +Hand it over, gossip, for in it I reckon I have found a treasury of +enjoyment and a mine of recreation. Here is Don Kyrieleison of Montalvan, +a valiant knight, and his brother Thomas of Montalvan, and the knight +Fonseca, with the battle the bold Tirante fought with the mastiff, and +the witticisms of the damsel Placerdemivida, and the loves and wiles of +the widow Reposada, and the empress in love with the squire Hipolito--in +truth, gossip, by right of its style it is the best book in the world. +Here knights eat and sleep, and die in their beds, and make their wills +before dying, and a great deal more of which there is nothing in all the +other books. Nevertheless, I say he who wrote it, for deliberately +composing such fooleries, deserves to be sent to the galleys for life. +Take it home with you and read it, and you will see that what I have said +is true." + +"As you will," said the barber; "but what are we to do with these little +books that are left?" + +"These must be, not chivalry, but poetry," said the curate; and opening +one he saw it was the "Diana" of Jorge de Montemayor, and, supposing all +the others to be of the same sort, "these," he said, "do not deserve to +be burned like the others, for they neither do nor can do the mischief +the books of chivalry have done, being books of entertainment that can +hurt no one." + +"Ah, senor!" said the niece, "your worship had better order these to be +burned as well as the others; for it would be no wonder if, after being +cured of his chivalry disorder, my uncle, by reading these, took a fancy +to turn shepherd and range the woods and fields singing and piping; or, +what would be still worse, to turn poet, which they say is an incurable +and infectious malady." + +"The damsel is right," said the curate, "and it will be well to put this +stumbling-block and temptation out of our friend's way. To begin, then, +with the 'Diana' of Montemayor. I am of opinion it should not be burned, +but that it should be cleared of all that about the sage Felicia and the +magic water, and of almost all the longer pieces of verse: let it keep, +and welcome, its prose and the honour of being the first of books of the +kind." + +"This that comes next," said the barber, "is the 'Diana,' entitled the +'Second Part, by the Salamancan,' and this other has the same title, and +its author is Gil Polo." + +"As for that of the Salamancan," replied the curate, "let it go to swell +the number of the condemned in the yard, and let Gil Polo's be preserved +as if it came from Apollo himself: but get on, gossip, and make haste, +for it is growing late." + +"This book," said the barber, opening another, "is the ten books of the +'Fortune of Love,' written by Antonio de Lofraso, a Sardinian poet." + +"By the orders I have received," said the curate, "since Apollo has been +Apollo, and the Muses have been Muses, and poets have been poets, so +droll and absurd a book as this has never been written, and in its way it +is the best and the most singular of all of this species that have as yet +appeared, and he who has not read it may be sure he has never read what +is delightful. Give it here, gossip, for I make more account of having +found it than if they had given me a cassock of Florence stuff." + +He put it aside with extreme satisfaction, and the barber went on, "These +that come next are 'The Shepherd of Iberia,' 'Nymphs of Henares,' and +'The Enlightenment of Jealousy.'" + +"Then all we have to do," said the curate, "is to hand them over to the +secular arm of the housekeeper, and ask me not why, or we shall never +have done." + +"This next is the 'Pastor de Filida.'" + +"No Pastor that," said the curate, "but a highly polished courtier; let +it be preserved as a precious jewel." + +"This large one here," said the barber, "is called 'The Treasury of +various Poems.'" + +"If there were not so many of them," said the curate, "they would be more +relished: this book must be weeded and cleansed of certain vulgarities +which it has with its excellences; let it be preserved because the author +is a friend of mine, and out of respect for other more heroic and loftier +works that he has written." + +"This," continued the barber, "is the 'Cancionero' of Lopez de +Maldonado." + +"The author of that book, too," said the curate, "is a great friend of +mine, and his verses from his own mouth are the admiration of all who +hear them, for such is the sweetness of his voice that he enchants when +he chants them: it gives rather too much of its eclogues, but what is +good was never yet plentiful: let it be kept with those that have been +set apart. But what book is that next it?" + +"The 'Galatea' of Miguel de Cervantes," said the barber. + +"That Cervantes has been for many years a great friend of mine, and to my +knowledge he has had more experience in reverses than in verses. His book +has some good invention in it, it presents us with something but brings +nothing to a conclusion: we must wait for the Second Part it promises: +perhaps with amendment it may succeed in winning the full measure of +grace that is now denied it; and in the mean time do you, senor gossip, +keep it shut up in your own quarters." + +"Very good," said the barber; "and here come three together, the +'Araucana' of Don Alonso de Ercilla, the 'Austriada' of Juan Rufo, +Justice of Cordova, and the 'Montserrate' of Christobal de Virues, the +Valencian poet." + +"These three books," said the curate, "are the best that have been +written in Castilian in heroic verse, and they may compare with the most +famous of Italy; let them be preserved as the richest treasures of poetry +that Spain possesses." + +The curate was tired and would not look into any more books, and so he +decided that, "contents uncertified," all the rest should be burned; but +just then the barber held open one, called "The Tears of Angelica." + +"I should have shed tears myself," said the curate when he heard the +title, "had I ordered that book to be burned, for its author was one of +the famous poets of the world, not to say of Spain, and was very happy in +the translation of some of Ovid's fables." + + + + +CHAPTER VII. + +OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + + +At this instant Don Quixote began shouting out, "Here, here, valiant +knights! here is need for you to put forth the might of your strong arms, +for they of the Court are gaining the mastery in the tourney!" Called +away by this noise and outcry, they proceeded no farther with the +scrutiny of the remaining books, and so it is thought that "The Carolea," +"The Lion of Spain," and "The Deeds of the Emperor," written by Don Luis +de Avila, went to the fire unseen and unheard; for no doubt they were +among those that remained, and perhaps if the curate had seen them they +would not have undergone so severe a sentence. + +When they reached Don Quixote he was already out of bed, and was still +shouting and raving, and slashing and cutting all round, as wide awake as +if he had never slept. + +They closed with him and by force got him back to bed, and when he had +become a little calm, addressing the curate, he said to him, "Of a truth, +Senor Archbishop Turpin, it is a great disgrace for us who call ourselves +the Twelve Peers, so carelessly to allow the knights of the Court to gain +the victory in this tourney, we the adventurers having carried off the +honour on the three former days." + +"Hush, gossip," said the curate; "please God, the luck may turn, and what +is lost to-day may be won to-morrow; for the present let your worship +have a care of your health, for it seems to me that you are +over-fatigued, if not badly wounded." + +"Wounded no," said Don Quixote, "but bruised and battered no doubt, for +that bastard Don Roland has cudgelled me with the trunk of an oak tree, +and all for envy, because he sees that I alone rival him in his +achievements. But I should not call myself Reinaldos of Montalvan did he +not pay me for it in spite of all his enchantments as soon as I rise from +this bed. For the present let them bring me something to eat, for that, I +feel, is what will be more to my purpose, and leave it to me to avenge +myself." + +They did as he wished; they gave him something to eat, and once more he +fell asleep, leaving them marvelling at his madness. + +That night the housekeeper burned to ashes all the books that were in the +yard and in the whole house; and some must have been consumed that +deserved preservation in everlasting archives, but their fate and the +laziness of the examiner did not permit it, and so in them was verified +the proverb that the innocent suffer for the guilty. + +One of the remedies which the curate and the barber immediately applied +to their friend's disorder was to wall up and plaster the room where the +books were, so that when he got up he should not find them (possibly the +cause being removed the effect might cease), and they might say that a +magician had carried them off, room and all; and this was done with all +despatch. Two days later Don Quixote got up, and the first thing he did +was to go and look at his books, and not finding the room where he had +left it, he wandered from side to side looking for it. He came to the +place where the door used to be, and tried it with his hands, and turned +and twisted his eyes in every direction without saying a word; but after +a good while he asked his housekeeper whereabouts was the room that held +his books. + +The housekeeper, who had been already well instructed in what she was to +answer, said, "What room or what nothing is it that your worship is +looking for? There are neither room nor books in this house now, for the +devil himself has carried all away." + +"It was not the devil," said the niece, "but a magician who came on a +cloud one night after the day your worship left this, and dismounting +from a serpent that he rode he entered the room, and what he did there I +know not, but after a little while he made off, flying through the roof, +and left the house full of smoke; and when we went to see what he had +done we saw neither book nor room: but we remember very well, the +housekeeper and I, that on leaving, the old villain said in a loud voice +that, for a private grudge he owed the owner of the books and the room, +he had done mischief in that house that would be discovered by-and-by: he +said too that his name was the Sage Munaton." + +"He must have said Friston," said Don Quixote. + +"I don't know whether he called himself Friston or Friton," said the +housekeeper, "I only know that his name ended with 'ton.'" + +"So it does," said Don Quixote, "and he is a sage magician, a great enemy +of mine, who has a spite against me because he knows by his arts and lore +that in process of time I am to engage in single combat with a knight +whom he befriends and that I am to conquer, and he will be unable to +prevent it; and for this reason he endeavours to do me all the ill turns +that he can; but I promise him it will be hard for him to oppose or avoid +what is decreed by Heaven." + +"Who doubts that?" said the niece; "but, uncle, who mixes you up in these +quarrels? Would it not be better to remain at peace in your own house +instead of roaming the world looking for better bread than ever came of +wheat, never reflecting that many go for wool and come back shorn?" + +"Oh, niece of mine," replied Don Quixote, "how much astray art thou in +thy reckoning: ere they shear me I shall have plucked away and stripped +off the beards of all who dare to touch only the tip of a hair of mine." + +The two were unwilling to make any further answer, as they saw that his +anger was kindling. + +In short, then, he remained at home fifteen days very quietly without +showing any signs of a desire to take up with his former delusions, and +during this time he held lively discussions with his two gossips, the +curate and the barber, on the point he maintained, that knights-errant +were what the world stood most in need of, and that in him was to be +accomplished the revival of knight-errantry. The curate sometimes +contradicted him, sometimes agreed with him, for if he had not observed +this precaution he would have been unable to bring him to reason. + +Meanwhile Don Quixote worked upon a farm labourer, a neighbour of his, an +honest man (if indeed that title can be given to him who is poor), but +with very little wit in his pate. In a word, he so talked him over, and +with such persuasions and promises, that the poor clown made up his mind +to sally forth with him and serve him as esquire. Don Quixote, among +other things, told him he ought to be ready to go with him gladly, +because any moment an adventure might occur that might win an island in +the twinkling of an eye and leave him governor of it. On these and the +like promises Sancho Panza (for so the labourer was called) left wife and +children, and engaged himself as esquire to his neighbour. + +Don Quixote next set about getting some money; and selling one thing and +pawning another, and making a bad bargain in every case, he got together +a fair sum. He provided himself with a buckler, which he begged as a loan +from a friend, and, restoring his battered helmet as best he could, he +warned his squire Sancho of the day and hour he meant to set out, that he +might provide himself with what he thought most needful. Above all, he +charged him to take alforjas with him. The other said he would, and that +he meant to take also a very good ass he had, as he was not much given to +going on foot. About the ass, Don Quixote hesitated a little, trying +whether he could call to mind any knight-errant taking with him an +esquire mounted on ass-back, but no instance occurred to his memory. For +all that, however, he determined to take him, intending to furnish him +with a more honourable mount when a chance of it presented itself, by +appropriating the horse of the first discourteous knight he encountered. +Himself he provided with shirts and such other things as he could, +according to the advice the host had given him; all which being done, +without taking leave, Sancho Panza of his wife and children, or Don +Quixote of his housekeeper and niece, they sallied forth unseen by +anybody from the village one night, and made such good way in the course +of it that by daylight they held themselves safe from discovery, even +should search be made for them. + +Sancho rode on his ass like a patriarch, with his alforjas and bota, and +longing to see himself soon governor of the island his master had +promised him. Don Quixote decided upon taking the same route and road he +had taken on his first journey, that over the Campo de Montiel, which he +travelled with less discomfort than on the last occasion, for, as it was +early morning and the rays of the sun fell on them obliquely, the heat +did not distress them. + +And now said Sancho Panza to his master, "Your worship will take care, +Senor Knight-errant, not to forget about the island you have promised me, +for be it ever so big I'll be equal to governing it." + +To which Don Quixote replied, "Thou must know, friend Sancho Panza, that +it was a practice very much in vogue with the knights-errant of old to +make their squires governors of the islands or kingdoms they won, and I +am determined that there shall be no failure on my part in so liberal a +custom; on the contrary, I mean to improve upon it, for they sometimes, +and perhaps most frequently, waited until their squires were old, and +then when they had had enough of service and hard days and worse nights, +they gave them some title or other, of count, or at the most marquis, of +some valley or province more or less; but if thou livest and I live, it +may well be that before six days are over, I may have won some kingdom +that has others dependent upon it, which will be just the thing to enable +thee to be crowned king of one of them. Nor needst thou count this +wonderful, for things and chances fall to the lot of such knights in ways +so unexampled and unexpected that I might easily give thee even more than +I promise thee." + +"In that case," said Sancho Panza, "if I should become a king by one of +those miracles your worship speaks of, even Juana Gutierrez, my old +woman, would come to be queen and my children infantes." + +"Well, who doubts it?" said Don Quixote. + +"I doubt it," replied Sancho Panza, "because for my part I am persuaded +that though God should shower down kingdoms upon earth, not one of them +would fit the head of Mari Gutierrez. Let me tell you, senor, she is not +worth two maravedis for a queen; countess will fit her better, and that +only with God's help." + +"Leave it to God, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "for he will give her +what suits her best; but do not undervalue thyself so much as to come to +be content with anything less than being governor of a province." + +"I will not, senor," answered Sancho, "specially as I have a man of such +quality for a master in your worship, who will know how to give me all +that will be suitable for me and that I can bear." + + + + +CHAPTER VIII. + +OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE TERRIBLE AND +UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO +BE FITLY RECORDED + + +At this point they came in sight of thirty forty windmills that there are +on plain, and as soon as Don Quixote saw them he said to his squire, +"Fortune is arranging matters for us better than we could have shaped our +desires ourselves, for look there, friend Sancho Panza, where thirty or +more monstrous giants present themselves, all of whom I mean to engage in +battle and slay, and with whose spoils we shall begin to make our +fortunes; for this is righteous warfare, and it is God's good service to +sweep so evil a breed from off the face of the earth." + +"What giants?" said Sancho Panza. + +"Those thou seest there," answered his master, "with the long arms, and +some have them nearly two leagues long." + +"Look, your worship," said Sancho; "what we see there are not giants but +windmills, and what seem to be their arms are the sails that turned by +the wind make the millstone go." + +"It is easy to see," replied Don Quixote, "that thou art not used to this +business of adventures; those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away +with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in +fierce and unequal combat." + +So saying, he gave the spur to his steed Rocinante, heedless of the cries +his squire Sancho sent after him, warning him that most certainly they +were windmills and not giants he was going to attack. He, however, was so +positive they were giants that he neither heard the cries of Sancho, nor +perceived, near as he was, what they were, but made at them shouting, +"Fly not, cowards and vile beings, for a single knight attacks you." + +A slight breeze at this moment sprang up, and the great sails began to +move, seeing which Don Quixote exclaimed, "Though ye flourish more arms +than the giant Briareus, ye have to reckon with me." + +So saying, and commending himself with all his heart to his lady +Dulcinea, imploring her to support him in such a peril, with lance in +rest and covered by his buckler, he charged at Rocinante's fullest gallop +and fell upon the first mill that stood in front of him; but as he drove +his lance-point into the sail the wind whirled it round with such force +that it shivered the lance to pieces, sweeping with it horse and rider, +who went rolling over on the plain, in a sorry condition. Sancho hastened +to his assistance as fast as his ass could go, and when he came up found +him unable to move, with such a shock had Rocinante fallen with him. + +"God bless me!" said Sancho, "did I not tell your worship to mind what +you were about, for they were only windmills? and no one could have made +any mistake about it but one who had something of the same kind in his +head." + +"Hush, friend Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "the fortunes of war more +than any other are liable to frequent fluctuations; and moreover I think, +and it is the truth, that that same sage Friston who carried off my study +and books, has turned these giants into mills in order to rob me of the +glory of vanquishing them, such is the enmity he bears me; but in the end +his wicked arts will avail but little against my good sword." + +"God order it as he may," said Sancho Panza, and helping him to rise got +him up again on Rocinante, whose shoulder was half out; and then, +discussing the late adventure, they followed the road to Puerto Lapice, +for there, said Don Quixote, they could not fail to find adventures in +abundance and variety, as it was a great thoroughfare. For all that, he +was much grieved at the loss of his lance, and saying so to his squire, +he added, "I remember having read how a Spanish knight, Diego Perez de +Vargas by name, having broken his sword in battle, tore from an oak a +ponderous bough or branch, and with it did such things that day, and +pounded so many Moors, that he got the surname of Machuca, and he and his +descendants from that day forth were called Vargas y Machuca. I mention +this because from the first oak I see I mean to rend such another branch, +large and stout like that, with which I am determined and resolved to do +such deeds that thou mayest deem thyself very fortunate in being found +worthy to come and see them, and be an eyewitness of things that will +with difficulty be believed." + +"Be that as God will," said Sancho, "I believe it all as your worship +says it; but straighten yourself a little, for you seem all on one side, +may be from the shaking of the fall." + +"That is the truth," said Don Quixote, "and if I make no complaint of the +pain it is because knights-errant are not permitted to complain of any +wound, even though their bowels be coming out through it." + +"If so," said Sancho, "I have nothing to say; but God knows I would +rather your worship complained when anything ailed you. For my part, I +confess I must complain however small the ache may be; unless this rule +about not complaining extends to the squires of knights-errant also." + +Don Quixote could not help laughing at his squire's simplicity, and he +assured him he might complain whenever and however he chose, just as he +liked, for, so far, he had never read of anything to the contrary in the +order of knighthood. + +Sancho bade him remember it was dinner-time, to which his master answered +that he wanted nothing himself just then, but that he might eat when he +had a mind. With this permission Sancho settled himself as comfortably as +he could on his beast, and taking out of the alforjas what he had stowed +away in them, he jogged along behind his master munching deliberately, +and from time to time taking a pull at the bota with a relish that the +thirstiest tapster in Malaga might have envied; and while he went on in +this way, gulping down draught after draught, he never gave a thought to +any of the promises his master had made him, nor did he rate it as +hardship but rather as recreation going in quest of adventures, however +dangerous they might be. Finally they passed the night among some trees, +from one of which Don Quixote plucked a dry branch to serve him after a +fashion as a lance, and fixed on it the head he had removed from the +broken one. All that night Don Quixote lay awake thinking of his lady +Dulcinea, in order to conform to what he had read in his books, how many +a night in the forests and deserts knights used to lie sleepless +supported by the memory of their mistresses. Not so did Sancho Panza +spend it, for having his stomach full of something stronger than chicory +water he made but one sleep of it, and, if his master had not called him, +neither the rays of the sun beating on his face nor all the cheery notes +of the birds welcoming the approach of day would have had power to waken +him. On getting up he tried the bota and found it somewhat less full than +the night before, which grieved his heart because they did not seem to be +on the way to remedy the deficiency readily. Don Quixote did not care to +break his fast, for, as has been already said, he confined himself to +savoury recollections for nourishment. + +They returned to the road they had set out with, leading to Puerto +Lapice, and at three in the afternoon they came in sight of it. "Here, +brother Sancho Panza," said Don Quixote when he saw it, "we may plunge +our hands up to the elbows in what they call adventures; but observe, +even shouldst thou see me in the greatest danger in the world, thou must +not put a hand to thy sword in my defence, unless indeed thou perceivest +that those who assail me are rabble or base folk; for in that case thou +mayest very properly aid me; but if they be knights it is on no account +permitted or allowed thee by the laws of knighthood to help me until thou +hast been dubbed a knight." + +"Most certainly, senor," replied Sancho, "your worship shall be fully +obeyed in this matter; all the more as of myself I am peaceful and no +friend to mixing in strife and quarrels: it is true that as regards the +defence of my own person I shall not give much heed to those laws, for +laws human and divine allow each one to defend himself against any +assailant whatever." + +"That I grant," said Don Quixote, "but in this matter of aiding me +against knights thou must put a restraint upon thy natural impetuosity." + +"I will do so, I promise you," answered Sancho, "and will keep this +precept as carefully as Sunday." + +While they were thus talking there appeared on the road two friars of the +order of St. Benedict, mounted on two dromedaries, for not less tall were +the two mules they rode on. They wore travelling spectacles and carried +sunshades; and behind them came a coach attended by four or five persons +on horseback and two muleteers on foot. In the coach there was, as +afterwards appeared, a Biscay lady on her way to Seville, where her +husband was about to take passage for the Indies with an appointment of +high honour. The friars, though going the same road, were not in her +company; but the moment Don Quixote perceived them he said to his squire, +"Either I am mistaken, or this is going to be the most famous adventure +that has ever been seen, for those black bodies we see there must be, and +doubtless are, magicians who are carrying off some stolen princess in +that coach, and with all my might I must undo this wrong." + +"This will be worse than the windmills," said Sancho. "Look, senor; those +are friars of St. Benedict, and the coach plainly belongs to some +travellers: I tell you to mind well what you are about and don't let the +devil mislead you." + +"I have told thee already, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "that on the +subject of adventures thou knowest little. What I say is the truth, as +thou shalt see presently." + +So saying, he advanced and posted himself in the middle of the road along +which the friars were coming, and as soon as he thought they had come +near enough to hear what he said, he cried aloud, "Devilish and unnatural +beings, release instantly the highborn princesses whom you are carrying +off by force in this coach, else prepare to meet a speedy death as the +just punishment of your evil deeds." + +The friars drew rein and stood wondering at the appearance of Don Quixote +as well as at his words, to which they replied, "Senor Caballero, we are +not devilish or unnatural, but two brothers of St. Benedict following our +road, nor do we know whether or not there are any captive princesses +coming in this coach." + +"No soft words with me, for I know you, lying rabble," said Don Quixote, +and without waiting for a reply he spurred Rocinante and with levelled +lance charged the first friar with such fury and determination, that, if +the friar had not flung himself off the mule, he would have brought him +to the ground against his will, and sore wounded, if not killed outright. +The second brother, seeing how his comrade was treated, drove his heels +into his castle of a mule and made off across the country faster than the +wind. + +Sancho Panza, when he saw the friar on the ground, dismounting briskly +from his ass, rushed towards him and began to strip off his gown. At that +instant the friars muleteers came up and asked what he was stripping him +for. Sancho answered them that this fell to him lawfully as spoil of the +battle which his lord Don Quixote had won. The muleteers, who had no idea +of a joke and did not understand all this about battles and spoils, +seeing that Don Quixote was some distance off talking to the travellers +in the coach, fell upon Sancho, knocked him down, and leaving hardly a +hair in his beard, belaboured him with kicks and left him stretched +breathless and senseless on the ground; and without any more delay helped +the friar to mount, who, trembling, terrified, and pale, as soon as he +found himself in the saddle, spurred after his companion, who was +standing at a distance looking on, watching the result of the onslaught; +then, not caring to wait for the end of the affair just begun, they +pursued their journey making more crosses than if they had the devil +after them. + +Don Quixote was, as has been said, speaking to the lady in the coach: +"Your beauty, lady mine," said he, "may now dispose of your person as may +be most in accordance with your pleasure, for the pride of your ravishers +lies prostrate on the ground through this strong arm of mine; and lest +you should be pining to know the name of your deliverer, know that I am +called Don Quixote of La Mancha, knight-errant and adventurer, and +captive to the peerless and beautiful lady Dulcinea del Toboso: and in +return for the service you have received of me I ask no more than that +you should return to El Toboso, and on my behalf present yourself before +that lady and tell her what I have done to set you free." + +One of the squires in attendance upon the coach, a Biscayan, was +listening to all Don Quixote was saying, and, perceiving that he would +not allow the coach to go on, but was saying it must return at once to El +Toboso, he made at him, and seizing his lance addressed him in bad +Castilian and worse Biscayan after his fashion, "Begone, caballero, and +ill go with thee; by the God that made me, unless thou quittest coach, +slayest thee as art here a Biscayan." + +Don Quixote understood him quite well, and answered him very quietly, "If +thou wert a knight, as thou art none, I should have already chastised thy +folly and rashness, miserable creature." To which the Biscayan returned, +"I no gentleman!--I swear to God thou liest as I am Christian: if thou +droppest lance and drawest sword, soon shalt thou see thou art carrying +water to the cat: Biscayan on land, hidalgo at sea, hidalgo at the devil, +and look, if thou sayest otherwise thou liest." + +"'"You will see presently," said Agrajes,'" replied Don Quixote; and +throwing his lance on the ground he drew his sword, braced his buckler on +his arm, and attacked the Biscayan, bent upon taking his life. + +The Biscayan, when he saw him coming on, though he wished to dismount +from his mule, in which, being one of those sorry ones let out for hire, +he had no confidence, had no choice but to draw his sword; it was lucky +for him, however, that he was near the coach, from which he was able to +snatch a cushion that served him for a shield; and they went at one +another as if they had been two mortal enemies. The others strove to make +peace between them, but could not, for the Biscayan declared in his +disjointed phrase that if they did not let him finish his battle he would +kill his mistress and everyone that strove to prevent him. The lady in +the coach, amazed and terrified at what she saw, ordered the coachman to +draw aside a little, and set herself to watch this severe struggle, in +the course of which the Biscayan smote Don Quixote a mighty stroke on the +shoulder over the top of his buckler, which, given to one without armour, +would have cleft him to the waist. Don Quixote, feeling the weight of +this prodigious blow, cried aloud, saying, "O lady of my soul, Dulcinea, +flower of beauty, come to the aid of this your knight, who, in fulfilling +his obligations to your beauty, finds himself in this extreme peril." To +say this, to lift his sword, to shelter himself well behind his buckler, +and to assail the Biscayan was the work of an instant, determined as he +was to venture all upon a single blow. The Biscayan, seeing him come on +in this way, was convinced of his courage by his spirited bearing, and +resolved to follow his example, so he waited for him keeping well under +cover of his cushion, being unable to execute any sort of manoeuvre with +his mule, which, dead tired and never meant for this kind of game, could +not stir a step. + +On, then, as aforesaid, came Don Quixote against the wary Biscayan, with +uplifted sword and a firm intention of splitting him in half, while on +his side the Biscayan waited for him sword in hand, and under the +protection of his cushion; and all present stood trembling, waiting in +suspense the result of blows such as threatened to fall, and the lady in +the coach and the rest of her following were making a thousand vows and +offerings to all the images and shrines of Spain, that God might deliver +her squire and all of them from this great peril in which they found +themselves. But it spoils all, that at this point and crisis the author +of the history leaves this battle impending, giving as excuse that he +could find nothing more written about these achievements of Don Quixote +than what has been already set forth. It is true the second author of +this work was unwilling to believe that a history so curious could have +been allowed to fall under the sentence of oblivion, or that the wits of +La Mancha could have been so undiscerning as not to preserve in their +archives or registries some documents referring to this famous knight; +and this being his persuasion, he did not despair of finding the +conclusion of this pleasant history, which, heaven favouring him, he did +find in a way that shall be related in the Second Part. + + + + +CHAPTER IX. + +IN WHICH IS CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE BETWEEN THE +GALLANT BISCAYAN AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN + +In the First Part of this history we left the valiant Biscayan and the +renowned Don Quixote with drawn swords uplifted, ready to deliver two +such furious slashing blows that if they had fallen full and fair they +would at least have split and cleft them asunder from top to toe and laid +them open like a pomegranate; and at this so critical point the +delightful history came to a stop and stood cut short without any +intimation from the author where what was missing was to be found. + +This distressed me greatly, because the pleasure derived from having read +such a small portion turned to vexation at the thought of the poor chance +that presented itself of finding the large part that, so it seemed to me, +was missing of such an interesting tale. It appeared to me to be a thing +impossible and contrary to all precedent that so good a knight should +have been without some sage to undertake the task of writing his +marvellous achievements; a thing that was never wanting to any of those +knights-errant who, they say, went after adventures; for every one of +them had one or two sages as if made on purpose, who not only recorded +their deeds but described their most trifling thoughts and follies, +however secret they might be; and such a good knight could not have been +so unfortunate as not to have what Platir and others like him had in +abundance. And so I could not bring myself to believe that such a gallant +tale had been left maimed and mutilated, and I laid the blame on Time, +the devourer and destroyer of all things, that had either concealed or +consumed it. + +On the other hand, it struck me that, inasmuch as among his books there +had been found such modern ones as "The Enlightenment of Jealousy" and +the "Nymphs and Shepherds of Henares," his story must likewise be modern, +and that though it might not be written, it might exist in the memory of +the people of his village and of those in the neighbourhood. This +reflection kept me perplexed and longing to know really and truly the +whole life and wondrous deeds of our famous Spaniard, Don Quixote of La +Mancha, light and mirror of Manchegan chivalry, and the first that in our +age and in these so evil days devoted himself to the labour and exercise +of the arms of knight-errantry, righting wrongs, succouring widows, and +protecting damsels of that sort that used to ride about, whip in hand, on +their palfreys, with all their virginity about them, from mountain to +mountain and valley to valley--for, if it were not for some ruffian, or +boor with a hood and hatchet, or monstrous giant, that forced them, there +were in days of yore damsels that at the end of eighty years, in all +which time they had never slept a day under a roof, went to their graves +as much maids as the mothers that bore them. I say, then, that in these +and other respects our gallant Don Quixote is worthy of everlasting and +notable praise, nor should it be withheld even from me for the labour and +pains spent in searching for the conclusion of this delightful history; +though I know well that if Heaven, chance and good fortune had not helped +me, the world would have remained deprived of an entertainment and +pleasure that for a couple of hours or so may well occupy him who shall +read it attentively. The discovery of it occurred in this way. + +One day, as I was in the Alcana of Toledo, a boy came up to sell some +pamphlets and old papers to a silk mercer, and, as I am fond of reading +even the very scraps of paper in the streets, led by this natural bent of +mine I took up one of the pamphlets the boy had for sale, and saw that it +was in characters which I recognised as Arabic, and as I was unable to +read them though I could recognise them, I looked about to see if there +were any Spanish-speaking Morisco at hand to read them for me; nor was +there any great difficulty in finding such an interpreter, for even had I +sought one for an older and better language I should have found him. In +short, chance provided me with one, who when I told him what I wanted and +put the book into his hands, opened it in the middle and after reading a +little in it began to laugh. I asked him what he was laughing at, and he +replied that it was at something the book had written in the margin by +way of a note. I bade him tell it to me; and he still laughing said, "In +the margin, as I told you, this is written: 'This Dulcinea del Toboso so +often mentioned in this history, had, they say, the best hand of any +woman in all La Mancha for salting pigs.'" + +When I heard Dulcinea del Toboso named, I was struck with surprise and +amazement, for it occurred to me at once that these pamphlets contained +the history of Don Quixote. With this idea I pressed him to read the +beginning, and doing so, turning the Arabic offhand into Castilian, he +told me it meant, "History of Don Quixote of La Mancha, written by Cide +Hamete Benengeli, an Arab historian." It required great caution to hide +the joy I felt when the title of the book reached my ears, and snatching +it from the silk mercer, I bought all the papers and pamphlets from the +boy for half a real; and if he had had his wits about him and had known +how eager I was for them, he might have safely calculated on making more +than six reals by the bargain. I withdrew at once with the Morisco into +the cloister of the cathedral, and begged him to turn all these pamphlets +that related to Don Quixote into the Castilian tongue, without omitting +or adding anything to them, offering him whatever payment he pleased. He +was satisfied with two arrobas of raisins and two bushels of wheat, and +promised to translate them faithfully and with all despatch; but to make +the matter easier, and not to let such a precious find out of my hands, I +took him to my house, where in little more than a month and a half he +translated the whole just as it is set down here. + +In the first pamphlet the battle between Don Quixote and the Biscayan was +drawn to the very life, they planted in the same attitude as the history +describes, their swords raised, and the one protected by his buckler, the +other by his cushion, and the Biscayan's mule so true to nature that it +could be seen to be a hired one a bowshot off. The Biscayan had an +inscription under his feet which said, "Don Sancho de Azpeitia," which no +doubt must have been his name; and at the feet of Rocinante was another +that said, "Don Quixote." Rocinante was marvellously portrayed, so long +and thin, so lank and lean, with so much backbone and so far gone in +consumption, that he showed plainly with what judgment and propriety the +name of Rocinante had been bestowed upon him. Near him was Sancho Panza +holding the halter of his ass, at whose feet was another label that said, +"Sancho Zancas," and according to the picture, he must have had a big +belly, a short body, and long shanks, for which reason, no doubt, the +names of Panza and Zancas were given him, for by these two surnames the +history several times calls him. Some other trifling particulars might be +mentioned, but they are all of slight importance and have nothing to do +with the true relation of the history; and no history can be bad so long +as it is true. + +If against the present one any objection be raised on the score of its +truth, it can only be that its author was an Arab, as lying is a very +common propensity with those of that nation; though, as they are such +enemies of ours, it is conceivable that there were omissions rather than +additions made in the course of it. And this is my own opinion; for, +where he could and should give freedom to his pen in praise of so worthy +a knight, he seems to me deliberately to pass it over in silence; which +is ill done and worse contrived, for it is the business and duty of +historians to be exact, truthful, and wholly free from passion, and +neither interest nor fear, hatred nor love, should make them swerve from +the path of truth, whose mother is history, rival of time, storehouse of +deeds, witness for the past, example and counsel for the present, and +warning for the future. In this I know will be found all that can be +desired in the pleasantest, and if it be wanting in any good quality, I +maintain it is the fault of its hound of an author and not the fault of +the subject. To be brief, its Second Part, according to the translation, +began in this way: + +With trenchant swords upraised and poised on high, it seemed as though +the two valiant and wrathful combatants stood threatening heaven, and +earth, and hell, with such resolution and determination did they bear +themselves. The fiery Biscayan was the first to strike a blow, which was +delivered with such force and fury that had not the sword turned in its +course, that single stroke would have sufficed to put an end to the +bitter struggle and to all the adventures of our knight; but that good +fortune which reserved him for greater things, turned aside the sword of +his adversary, so that although it smote him upon the left shoulder, it +did him no more harm than to strip all that side of its armour, carrying +away a great part of his helmet with half of his ear, all which with +fearful ruin fell to the ground, leaving him in a sorry plight. + +Good God! Who is there that could properly describe the rage that filled +the heart of our Manchegan when he saw himself dealt with in this +fashion? All that can be said is, it was such that he again raised +himself in his stirrups, and, grasping his sword more firmly with both +hands, he came down on the Biscayan with such fury, smiting him full over +the cushion and over the head, that--even so good a shield proving +useless--as if a mountain had fallen on him, he began to bleed from nose, +mouth, and ears, reeling as if about to fall backwards from his mule, as +no doubt he would have done had he not flung his arms about its neck; at +the same time, however, he slipped his feet out of the stirrups and then +unclasped his arms, and the mule, taking fright at the terrible blow, +made off across the plain, and with a few plunges flung its master to the +ground. Don Quixote stood looking on very calmly, and, when he saw him +fall, leaped from his horse and with great briskness ran to him, and, +presenting the point of his sword to his eyes, bade him surrender, or he +would cut his head off. The Biscayan was so bewildered that he was unable +to answer a word, and it would have gone hard with him, so blind was Don +Quixote, had not the ladies in the coach, who had hitherto been watching +the combat in great terror, hastened to where he stood and implored him +with earnest entreaties to grant them the great grace and favour of +sparing their squire's life; to which Don Quixote replied with much +gravity and dignity, "In truth, fair ladies, I am well content to do what +ye ask of me; but it must be on one condition and understanding, which is +that this knight promise me to go to the village of El Toboso, and on my +behalf present himself before the peerless lady Dulcinea, that she deal +with him as shall be most pleasing to her." + +The terrified and disconsolate ladies, without discussing Don Quixote's +demand or asking who Dulcinea might be, promised that their squire should +do all that had been commanded. + +"Then, on the faith of that promise," said Don Quixote, "I shall do him +no further harm, though he well deserves it of me." + + + + +CHAPTER X. + +OF THE PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS SQUIRE +SANCHO PANZA + + +Now by this time Sancho had risen, rather the worse for the handling of +the friars' muleteers, and stood watching the battle of his master, Don +Quixote, and praying to God in his heart that it might be his will to +grant him the victory, and that he might thereby win some island to make +him governor of, as he had promised. Seeing, therefore, that the struggle +was now over, and that his master was returning to mount Rocinante, he +approached to hold the stirrup for him, and, before he could mount, he +went on his knees before him, and taking his hand, kissed it saying, "May +it please your worship, Senor Don Quixote, to give me the government of +that island which has been won in this hard fight, for be it ever so big +I feel myself in sufficient force to be able to govern it as much and as +well as anyone in the world who has ever governed islands." + +To which Don Quixote replied, "Thou must take notice, brother Sancho, +that this adventure and those like it are not adventures of islands, but +of cross-roads, in which nothing is got except a broken head or an ear +the less: have patience, for adventures will present themselves from +which I may make you, not only a governor, but something more." + +Sancho gave him many thanks, and again kissing his hand and the skirt of +his hauberk, helped him to mount Rocinante, and mounting his ass himself, +proceeded to follow his master, who at a brisk pace, without taking +leave, or saying anything further to the ladies belonging to the coach, +turned into a wood that was hard by. Sancho followed him at his ass's +best trot, but Rocinante stepped out so that, seeing himself left behind, +he was forced to call to his master to wait for him. Don Quixote did so, +reining in Rocinante until his weary squire came up, who on reaching him +said, "It seems to me, senor, it would be prudent in us to go and take +refuge in some church, for, seeing how mauled he with whom you fought has +been left, it will be no wonder if they give information of the affair to +the Holy Brotherhood and arrest us, and, faith, if they do, before we +come out of gaol we shall have to sweat for it." + +"Peace," said Don Quixote; "where hast thou ever seen or heard that a +knight-errant has been arraigned before a court of justice, however many +homicides he may have committed?" + +"I know nothing about omecils," answered Sancho, "nor in my life have had +anything to do with one; I only know that the Holy Brotherhood looks +after those who fight in the fields, and in that other matter I do not +meddle." + +"Then thou needst have no uneasiness, my friend," said Don Quixote, "for +I will deliver thee out of the hands of the Chaldeans, much more out of +those of the Brotherhood. But tell me, as thou livest, hast thou seen a +more valiant knight than I in all the known world; hast thou read in +history of any who has or had higher mettle in attack, more spirit in +maintaining it, more dexterity in wounding or skill in overthrowing?" + +"The truth is," answered Sancho, "that I have never read any history, for +I can neither read nor write, but what I will venture to bet is that a +more daring master than your worship I have never served in all the days +of my life, and God grant that this daring be not paid for where I have +said; what I beg of your worship is to dress your wound, for a great deal +of blood flows from that ear, and I have here some lint and a little +white ointment in the alforjas." + +"All that might be well dispensed with," said Don Quixote, "if I had +remembered to make a vial of the balsam of Fierabras, for time and +medicine are saved by one single drop." + +"What vial and what balsam is that?" said Sancho Panza. + +"It is a balsam," answered Don Quixote, "the receipt of which I have in +my memory, with which one need have no fear of death, or dread dying of +any wound; and so when I make it and give it to thee thou hast nothing to +do when in some battle thou seest they have cut me in half through the +middle of the body--as is wont to happen frequently,--but neatly and with +great nicety, ere the blood congeal, to place that portion of the body +which shall have fallen to the ground upon the other half which remains +in the saddle, taking care to fit it on evenly and exactly. Then thou +shalt give me to drink but two drops of the balsam I have mentioned, and +thou shalt see me become sounder than an apple." + +"If that be so," said Panza, "I renounce henceforth the government of the +promised island, and desire nothing more in payment of my many and +faithful services than that your worship give me the receipt of this +supreme liquor, for I am persuaded it will be worth more than two reals +an ounce anywhere, and I want no more to pass the rest of my life in ease +and honour; but it remains to be told if it costs much to make it." + +"With less than three reals, six quarts of it may be made," said Don +Quixote. + +"Sinner that I am!" said Sancho, "then why does your worship put off +making it and teaching it to me?" + +"Peace, friend," answered Don Quixote; "greater secrets I mean to teach +thee and greater favours to bestow upon thee; and for the present let us +see to the dressing, for my ear pains me more than I could wish." + +Sancho took out some lint and ointment from the alforjas; but when Don +Quixote came to see his helmet shattered, he was like to lose his senses, +and clapping his hand upon his sword and raising his eyes to heaven, be +said, "I swear by the Creator of all things and the four Gospels in their +fullest extent, to do as the great Marquis of Mantua did when he swore to +avenge the death of his nephew Baldwin (and that was not to eat bread +from a table-cloth, nor embrace his wife, and other points which, though +I cannot now call them to mind, I here grant as expressed) until I take +complete vengeance upon him who has committed such an offence against +me." + +Hearing this, Sancho said to him, "Your worship should bear in mind, +Senor Don Quixote, that if the knight has done what was commanded him in +going to present himself before my lady Dulcinea del Toboso, he will have +done all that he was bound to do, and does not deserve further punishment +unless he commits some new offence." + +"Thou hast said well and hit the point," answered Don Quixote; and so I +recall the oath in so far as relates to taking fresh vengeance on him, +but I make and confirm it anew to lead the life I have said until such +time as I take by force from some knight another helmet such as this and +as good; and think not, Sancho, that I am raising smoke with straw in +doing so, for I have one to imitate in the matter, since the very same +thing to a hair happened in the case of Mambrino's helmet, which cost +Sacripante so dear." + +"Senor," replied Sancho, "let your worship send all such oaths to the +devil, for they are very pernicious to salvation and prejudicial to the +conscience; just tell me now, if for several days to come we fall in with +no man armed with a helmet, what are we to do? Is the oath to be observed +in spite of all the inconvenience and discomfort it will be to sleep in +your clothes, and not to sleep in a house, and a thousand other +mortifications contained in the oath of that old fool the Marquis of +Mantua, which your worship is now wanting to revive? Let your worship +observe that there are no men in armour travelling on any of these roads, +nothing but carriers and carters, who not only do not wear helmets, but +perhaps never heard tell of them all their lives." + +"Thou art wrong there," said Don Quixote, "for we shall not have been +above two hours among these cross-roads before we see more men in armour +than came to Albraca to win the fair Angelica." + +"Enough," said Sancho; "so be it then, and God grant us success, and that +the time for winning that island which is costing me so dear may soon +come, and then let me die." + +"I have already told thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "not to give +thyself any uneasiness on that score; for if an island should fail, there +is the kingdom of Denmark, or of Sobradisa, which will fit thee as a ring +fits the finger, and all the more that, being on terra firma, thou wilt +all the better enjoy thyself. But let us leave that to its own time; see +if thou hast anything for us to eat in those alforjas, because we must +presently go in quest of some castle where we may lodge to-night and make +the balsam I told thee of, for I swear to thee by God, this ear is giving +me great pain." + +"I have here an onion and a little cheese and a few scraps of bread," +said Sancho, "but they are not victuals fit for a valiant knight like +your worship." + +"How little thou knowest about it," answered Don Quixote; "I would have +thee to know, Sancho, that it is the glory of knights-errant to go +without eating for a month, and even when they do eat, that it should be +of what comes first to hand; and this would have been clear to thee hadst +thou read as many histories as I have, for, though they are very many, +among them all I have found no mention made of knights-errant eating, +unless by accident or at some sumptuous banquets prepared for them, and +the rest of the time they passed in dalliance. And though it is plain +they could not do without eating and performing all the other natural +functions, because, in fact, they were men like ourselves, it is plain +too that, wandering as they did the most part of their lives through +woods and wilds and without a cook, their most usual fare would be rustic +viands such as those thou now offer me; so that, friend Sancho, let not +that distress thee which pleases me, and do not seek to make a new world +or pervert knight-errantry." + +"Pardon me, your worship," said Sancho, "for, as I cannot read or write, +as I said just now, I neither know nor comprehend the rules of the +profession of chivalry: henceforward I will stock the alforjas with every +kind of dry fruit for your worship, as you are a knight; and for myself, +as I am not one, I will furnish them with poultry and other things more +substantial." + +"I do not say, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "that it is imperative on +knights-errant not to eat anything else but the fruits thou speakest of; +only that their more usual diet must be those, and certain herbs they +found in the fields which they knew and I know too." + +"A good thing it is," answered Sancho, "to know those herbs, for to my +thinking it will be needful some day to put that knowledge into +practice." + +And here taking out what he said he had brought, the pair made their +repast peaceably and sociably. But anxious to find quarters for the +night, they with all despatch made an end of their poor dry fare, mounted +at once, and made haste to reach some habitation before night set in; but +daylight and the hope of succeeding in their object failed them close by +the huts of some goatherds, so they determined to pass the night there, +and it was as much to Sancho's discontent not to have reached a house, as +it was to his master's satisfaction to sleep under the open heaven, for +he fancied that each time this happened to him he performed an act of +ownership that helped to prove his chivalry. + + + + +CHAPTER XI. + +WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS + + +He was cordially welcomed by the goatherds, and Sancho, having as best he +could put up Rocinante and the ass, drew towards the fragrance that came +from some pieces of salted goat simmering in a pot on the fire; and +though he would have liked at once to try if they were ready to be +transferred from the pot to the stomach, he refrained from doing so as +the goatherds removed them from the fire, and laying sheepskins on the +ground, quickly spread their rude table, and with signs of hearty +good-will invited them both to share what they had. Round the skins six +of the men belonging to the fold seated themselves, having first with +rough politeness pressed Don Quixote to take a seat upon a trough which +they placed for him upside down. Don Quixote seated himself, and Sancho +remained standing to serve the cup, which was made of horn. Seeing him +standing, his master said to him: + +"That thou mayest see, Sancho, the good that knight-errantry contains in +itself, and how those who fill any office in it are on the high road to +be speedily honoured and esteemed by the world, I desire that thou seat +thyself here at my side and in the company of these worthy people, and +that thou be one with me who am thy master and natural lord, and that +thou eat from my plate and drink from whatever I drink from; for the same +may be said of knight-errantry as of love, that it levels all." + +"Great thanks," said Sancho, "but I may tell your worship that provided I +have enough to eat, I can eat it as well, or better, standing, and by +myself, than seated alongside of an emperor. And indeed, if the truth is +to be told, what I eat in my corner without form or fuss has much more +relish for me, even though it be bread and onions, than the turkeys of +those other tables where I am forced to chew slowly, drink little, wipe +my mouth every minute, and cannot sneeze or cough if I want or do other +things that are the privileges of liberty and solitude. So, senor, as for +these honours which your worship would put upon me as a servant and +follower of knight-errantry, exchange them for other things which may be +of more use and advantage to me; for these, though I fully acknowledge +them as received, I renounce from this moment to the end of the world." + +"For all that," said Don Quixote, "thou must seat thyself, because him +who humbleth himself God exalteth;" and seizing him by the arm he forced +him to sit down beside himself. + +The goatherds did not understand this jargon about squires and +knights-errant, and all they did was to eat in silence and stare at their +guests, who with great elegance and appetite were stowing away pieces as +big as one's fist. The course of meat finished, they spread upon the +sheepskins a great heap of parched acorns, and with them they put down a +half cheese harder than if it had been made of mortar. All this while the +horn was not idle, for it went round so constantly, now full, now empty, +like the bucket of a water-wheel, that it soon drained one of the two +wine-skins that were in sight. When Don Quixote had quite appeased his +appetite he took up a handful of the acorns, and contemplating them +attentively delivered himself somewhat in this fashion: + +"Happy the age, happy the time, to which the ancients gave the name of +golden, not because in that fortunate age the gold so coveted in this our +iron one was gained without toil, but because they that lived in it knew +not the two words "mine" and "thine"! In that blessed age all things were +in common; to win the daily food no labour was required of any save to +stretch forth his hand and gather it from the sturdy oaks that stood +generously inviting him with their sweet ripe fruit. The clear streams +and running brooks yielded their savoury limpid waters in noble +abundance. The busy and sagacious bees fixed their republic in the clefts +of the rocks and hollows of the trees, offering without usance the +plenteous produce of their fragrant toil to every hand. The mighty cork +trees, unenforced save of their own courtesy, shed the broad light bark +that served at first to roof the houses supported by rude stakes, a +protection against the inclemency of heaven alone. Then all was peace, +all friendship, all concord; as yet the dull share of the crooked plough +had not dared to rend and pierce the tender bowels of our first mother +that without compulsion yielded from every portion of her broad fertile +bosom all that could satisfy, sustain, and delight the children that then +possessed her. Then was it that the innocent and fair young shepherdess +roamed from vale to vale and hill to hill, with flowing locks, and no +more garments than were needful modestly to cover what modesty seeks and +ever sought to hide. Nor were their ornaments like those in use to-day, +set off by Tyrian purple, and silk tortured in endless fashions, but the +wreathed leaves of the green dock and ivy, wherewith they went as bravely +and becomingly decked as our Court dames with all the rare and +far-fetched artifices that idle curiosity has taught them. Then the +love-thoughts of the heart clothed themselves simply and naturally as the +heart conceived them, nor sought to commend themselves by forced and +rambling verbiage. Fraud, deceit, or malice had then not yet mingled with +truth and sincerity. Justice held her ground, undisturbed and unassailed +by the efforts of favour and of interest, that now so much impair, +pervert, and beset her. Arbitrary law had not yet established itself in +the mind of the judge, for then there was no cause to judge and no one to +be judged. Maidens and modesty, as I have said, wandered at will alone +and unattended, without fear of insult from lawlessness or libertine +assault, and if they were undone it was of their own will and pleasure. +But now in this hateful age of ours not one is safe, not though some new +labyrinth like that of Crete conceal and surround her; even there the +pestilence of gallantry will make its way to them through chinks or on +the air by the zeal of its accursed importunity, and, despite of all +seclusion, lead them to ruin. In defence of these, as time advanced and +wickedness increased, the order of knights-errant was instituted, to +defend maidens, to protect widows and to succour the orphans and the +needy. To this order I belong, brother goatherds, to whom I return thanks +for the hospitality and kindly welcome ye offer me and my squire; for +though by natural law all living are bound to show favour to +knights-errant, yet, seeing that without knowing this obligation ye have +welcomed and feasted me, it is right that with all the good-will in my +power I should thank you for yours." + +All this long harangue (which might very well have been spared) our +knight delivered because the acorns they gave him reminded him of the +golden age; and the whim seized him to address all this unnecessary +argument to the goatherds, who listened to him gaping in amazement +without saying a word in reply. Sancho likewise held his peace and ate +acorns, and paid repeated visits to the second wine-skin, which they had +hung up on a cork tree to keep the wine cool. + +Don Quixote was longer in talking than the supper in finishing, at the +end of which one of the goatherds said, "That your worship, senor +knight-errant, may say with more truth that we show you hospitality with +ready good-will, we will give you amusement and pleasure by making one of +our comrades sing: he will be here before long, and he is a very +intelligent youth and deep in love, and what is more he can read and +write and play on the rebeck to perfection." + +The goatherd had hardly done speaking, when the notes of the rebeck +reached their ears; and shortly after, the player came up, a very +good-looking young man of about two-and-twenty. His comrades asked him if +he had supped, and on his replying that he had, he who had already made +the offer said to him: + +"In that case, Antonio, thou mayest as well do us the pleasure of singing +a little, that the gentleman, our guest, may see that even in the +mountains and woods there are musicians: we have told him of thy +accomplishments, and we want thee to show them and prove that we say +true; so, as thou livest, pray sit down and sing that ballad about thy +love that thy uncle the prebendary made thee, and that was so much liked +in the town." + +"With all my heart," said the young man, and without waiting for more +pressing he seated himself on the trunk of a felled oak, and tuning his +rebeck, presently began to sing to these words. + +ANTONIO'S BALLAD + +Thou dost love me well, Olalla; + Well I know it, even though +Love's mute tongues, thine eyes, have never + By their glances told me so. + +For I know my love thou knowest, + Therefore thine to claim I dare: +Once it ceases to be secret, + Love need never feel despair. + +True it is, Olalla, sometimes + Thou hast all too plainly shown +That thy heart is brass in hardness, + And thy snowy bosom stone. + +Yet for all that, in thy coyness, + And thy fickle fits between, +Hope is there--at least the border + Of her garment may be seen. + +Lures to faith are they, those glimpses, + And to faith in thee I hold; +Kindness cannot make it stronger, + Coldness cannot make it cold. + +If it be that love is gentle, + In thy gentleness I see +Something holding out assurance + To the hope of winning thee. + +If it be that in devotion + Lies a power hearts to move, +That which every day I show thee, + Helpful to my suit should prove. + +Many a time thou must have noticed-- + If to notice thou dost care-- +How I go about on Monday + Dressed in all my Sunday wear. + +Love's eyes love to look on brightness; + Love loves what is gaily drest; +Sunday, Monday, all I care is + Thou shouldst see me in my best. + +No account I make of dances, + Or of strains that pleased thee so, +Keeping thee awake from midnight + Till the cocks began to crow; + +Or of how I roundly swore it + That there's none so fair as thou; +True it is, but as I said it, + By the girls I'm hated now. + +For Teresa of the hillside + At my praise of thee was sore; +Said, "You think you love an angel; + It's a monkey you adore; + +"Caught by all her glittering trinkets, + And her borrowed braids of hair, +And a host of made-up beauties + That would Love himself ensnare." + +'T was a lie, and so I told her, + And her cousin at the word +Gave me his defiance for it; + And what followed thou hast heard. + +Mine is no high-flown affection, + Mine no passion par amours-- +As they call it--what I offer + Is an honest love, and pure. + +Cunning cords the holy Church has, + Cords of softest silk they be; +Put thy neck beneath the yoke, dear; + Mine will follow, thou wilt see. + +Else--and once for all I swear it + By the saint of most renown-- +If I ever quit the mountains, + 'T will be in a friar's gown. + +Here the goatherd brought his song to an end, and though Don Quixote +entreated him to sing more, Sancho had no mind that way, being more +inclined for sleep than for listening to songs; so said he to his master, +"Your worship will do well to settle at once where you mean to pass the +night, for the labour these good men are at all day does not allow them +to spend the night in singing." + +"I understand thee, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "I perceive clearly +that those visits to the wine-skin demand compensation in sleep rather +than in music." + +"It's sweet to us all, blessed be God," said Sancho. + +"I do not deny it," replied Don Quixote; "but settle thyself where thou +wilt; those of my calling are more becomingly employed in watching than +in sleeping; still it would be as well if thou wert to dress this ear for +me again, for it is giving me more pain than it need." + +Sancho did as he bade him, but one of the goatherds, seeing the wound, +told him not to be uneasy, as he would apply a remedy with which it would +be soon healed; and gathering some leaves of rosemary, of which there was +a great quantity there, he chewed them and mixed them with a little salt, +and applying them to the ear he secured them firmly with a bandage, +assuring him that no other treatment would be required, and so it proved. + + + + +CHAPTER XII. + +OF WHAT A GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE + + +Just then another young man, one of those who fetched their provisions +from the village, came up and said, "Do you know what is going on in the +village, comrades?" + +"How could we know it?" replied one of them. + +"Well, then, you must know," continued the young man, "this morning that +famous student-shepherd called Chrysostom died, and it is rumoured that +he died of love for that devil of a village girl the daughter of +Guillermo the Rich, she that wanders about the wolds here in the dress of +a shepherdess." + +"You mean Marcela?" said one. + +"Her I mean," answered the goatherd; "and the best of it is, he has +directed in his will that he is to be buried in the fields like a Moor, +and at the foot of the rock where the Cork-tree spring is, because, as +the story goes (and they say he himself said so), that was the place +where he first saw her. And he has also left other directions which the +clergy of the village say should not and must not be obeyed because they +savour of paganism. To all which his great friend Ambrosio the student, +he who, like him, also went dressed as a shepherd, replies that +everything must be done without any omission according to the directions +left by Chrysostom, and about this the village is all in commotion; +however, report says that, after all, what Ambrosio and all the shepherds +his friends desire will be done, and to-morrow they are coming to bury +him with great ceremony where I said. I am sure it will be something +worth seeing; at least I will not fail to go and see it even if I knew I +should not return to the village tomorrow." + +"We will do the same," answered the goatherds, "and cast lots to see who +must stay to mind the goats of all." + +"Thou sayest well, Pedro," said one, "though there will be no need of +taking that trouble, for I will stay behind for all; and don't suppose it +is virtue or want of curiosity in me; it is that the splinter that ran +into my foot the other day will not let me walk." + +"For all that, we thank thee," answered Pedro. + +Don Quixote asked Pedro to tell him who the dead man was and who the +shepherdess, to which Pedro replied that all he knew was that the dead +man was a wealthy gentleman belonging to a village in those mountains, +who had been a student at Salamanca for many years, at the end of which +he returned to his village with the reputation of being very learned and +deeply read. "Above all, they said, he was learned in the science of the +stars and of what went on yonder in the heavens and the sun and the moon, +for he told us of the cris of the sun and moon to exact time." + +"Eclipse it is called, friend, not cris, the darkening of those two +luminaries," said Don Quixote; but Pedro, not troubling himself with +trifles, went on with his story, saying, "Also he foretold when the year +was going to be one of abundance or estility." + +"Sterility, you mean," said Don Quixote. + +"Sterility or estility," answered Pedro, "it is all the same in the end. +And I can tell you that by this his father and friends who believed him +grew very rich because they did as he advised them, bidding them 'sow +barley this year, not wheat; this year you may sow pulse and not barley; +the next there will be a full oil crop, and the three following not a +drop will be got.'" + +"That science is called astrology," said Don Quixote. + +"I do not know what it is called," replied Pedro, "but I know that he +knew all this and more besides. But, to make an end, not many months had +passed after he returned from Salamanca, when one day he appeared dressed +as a shepherd with his crook and sheepskin, having put off the long gown +he wore as a scholar; and at the same time his great friend, Ambrosio by +name, who had been his companion in his studies, took to the shepherd's +dress with him. I forgot to say that Chrysostom, who is dead, was a great +man for writing verses, so much so that he made carols for Christmas Eve, +and plays for Corpus Christi, which the young men of our village acted, +and all said they were excellent. When the villagers saw the two scholars +so unexpectedly appearing in shepherd's dress, they were lost in wonder, +and could not guess what had led them to make so extraordinary a change. +About this time the father of our Chrysostom died, and he was left heir +to a large amount of property in chattels as well as in land, no small +number of cattle and sheep, and a large sum of money, of all of which the +young man was left dissolute owner, and indeed he was deserving of it +all, for he was a very good comrade, and kind-hearted, and a friend of +worthy folk, and had a countenance like a benediction. Presently it came +to be known that he had changed his dress with no other object than to +wander about these wastes after that shepherdess Marcela our lad +mentioned a while ago, with whom the deceased Chrysostom had fallen in +love. And I must tell you now, for it is well you should know it, who +this girl is; perhaps, and even without any perhaps, you will not have +heard anything like it all the days of your life, though you should live +more years than sarna." + +"Say Sarra," said Don Quixote, unable to endure the goatherd's confusion +of words. + +"The sarna lives long enough," answered Pedro; "and if, senor, you must +go finding fault with words at every step, we shall not make an end of it +this twelvemonth." + +"Pardon me, friend," said Don Quixote; "but, as there is such a +difference between sarna and Sarra, I told you of it; however, you have +answered very rightly, for sarna lives longer than Sarra: so continue +your story, and I will not object any more to anything." + +"I say then, my dear sir," said the goatherd, "that in our village there +was a farmer even richer than the father of Chrysostom, who was named +Guillermo, and upon whom God bestowed, over and above great wealth, a +daughter at whose birth her mother died, the most respected woman there +was in this neighbourhood; I fancy I can see her now with that +countenance which had the sun on one side and the moon on the other; and +moreover active, and kind to the poor, for which I trust that at the +present moment her soul is in bliss with God in the other world. Her +husband Guillermo died of grief at the death of so good a wife, leaving +his daughter Marcela, a child and rich, to the care of an uncle of hers, +a priest and prebendary in our village. The girl grew up with such beauty +that it reminded us of her mother's, which was very great, and yet it was +thought that the daughter's would exceed it; and so when she reached the +age of fourteen to fifteen years nobody beheld her but blessed God that +had made her so beautiful, and the greater number were in love with her +past redemption. Her uncle kept her in great seclusion and retirement, +but for all that the fame of her great beauty spread so that, as well for +it as for her great wealth, her uncle was asked, solicited, and +importuned, to give her in marriage not only by those of our town but of +those many leagues round, and by the persons of highest quality in them. +But he, being a good Christian man, though he desired to give her in +marriage at once, seeing her to be old enough, was unwilling to do so +without her consent, not that he had any eye to the gain and profit which +the custody of the girl's property brought him while he put off her +marriage; and, faith, this was said in praise of the good priest in more +than one set in the town. For I would have you know, Sir Errant, that in +these little villages everything is talked about and everything is carped +at, and rest assured, as I am, that the priest must be over and above +good who forces his parishioners to speak well of him, especially in +villages." + +"That is the truth," said Don Quixote; "but go on, for the story is very +good, and you, good Pedro, tell it with very good grace." + +"May that of the Lord not be wanting to me," said Pedro; "that is the one +to have. To proceed; you must know that though the uncle put before his +niece and described to her the qualities of each one in particular of the +many who had asked her in marriage, begging her to marry and make a +choice according to her own taste, she never gave any other answer than +that she had no desire to marry just yet, and that being so young she did +not think herself fit to bear the burden of matrimony. At these, to all +appearance, reasonable excuses that she made, her uncle ceased to urge +her, and waited till she was somewhat more advanced in age and could mate +herself to her own liking. For, said he--and he said quite right--parents +are not to settle children in life against their will. But when one least +looked for it, lo and behold! one day the demure Marcela makes her +appearance turned shepherdess; and, in spite of her uncle and all those +of the town that strove to dissuade her, took to going a-field with the +other shepherd-lasses of the village, and tending her own flock. And so, +since she appeared in public, and her beauty came to be seen openly, I +could not well tell you how many rich youths, gentlemen and peasants, +have adopted the costume of Chrysostom, and go about these fields making +love to her. One of these, as has been already said, was our deceased +friend, of whom they say that he did not love but adore her. But you must +not suppose, because Marcela chose a life of such liberty and +independence, and of so little or rather no retirement, that she has +given any occasion, or even the semblance of one, for disparagement of +her purity and modesty; on the contrary, such and so great is the +vigilance with which she watches over her honour, that of all those that +court and woo her not one has boasted, or can with truth boast, that she +has given him any hope however small of obtaining his desire. For +although she does not avoid or shun the society and conversation of the +shepherds, and treats them courteously and kindly, should any one of them +come to declare his intention to her, though it be one as proper and holy +as that of matrimony, she flings him from her like a catapult. And with +this kind of disposition she does more harm in this country than if the +plague had got into it, for her affability and her beauty draw on the +hearts of those that associate with her to love her and to court her, but +her scorn and her frankness bring them to the brink of despair; and so +they know not what to say save to proclaim her aloud cruel and +hard-hearted, and other names of the same sort which well describe the +nature of her character; and if you should remain here any time, senor, +you would hear these hills and valleys resounding with the laments of the +rejected ones who pursue her. Not far from this there is a spot where +there are a couple of dozen of tall beeches, and there is not one of them +but has carved and written on its smooth bark the name of Marcela, and +above some a crown carved on the same tree as though her lover would say +more plainly that Marcela wore and deserved that of all human beauty. +Here one shepherd is sighing, there another is lamenting; there love +songs are heard, here despairing elegies. One will pass all the hours of +the night seated at the foot of some oak or rock, and there, without +having closed his weeping eyes, the sun finds him in the morning bemused +and bereft of sense; and another without relief or respite to his sighs, +stretched on the burning sand in the full heat of the sultry summer +noontide, makes his appeal to the compassionate heavens, and over one and +the other, over these and all, the beautiful Marcela triumphs free and +careless. And all of us that know her are waiting to see what her pride +will come to, and who is to be the happy man that will succeed in taming +a nature so formidable and gaining possession of a beauty so supreme. All +that I have told you being such well-established truth, I am persuaded +that what they say of the cause of Chrysostom's death, as our lad told +us, is the same. And so I advise you, senor, fail not to be present +to-morrow at his burial, which will be well worth seeing, for Chrysostom +had many friends, and it is not half a league from this place to where he +directed he should be buried." + +"I will make a point of it," said Don Quixote, "and I thank you for the +pleasure you have given me by relating so interesting a tale." + +"Oh," said the goatherd, "I do not know even the half of what has +happened to the lovers of Marcela, but perhaps to-morrow we may fall in +with some shepherd on the road who can tell us; and now it will be well +for you to go and sleep under cover, for the night air may hurt your +wound, though with the remedy I have applied to you there is no fear of +an untoward result." + +Sancho Panza, who was wishing the goatherd's loquacity at the devil, on +his part begged his master to go into Pedro's hut to sleep. He did so, +and passed all the rest of the night in thinking of his lady Dulcinea, in +imitation of the lovers of Marcela. Sancho Panza settled himself between +Rocinante and his ass, and slept, not like a lover who had been +discarded, but like a man who had been soundly kicked. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII. + +IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, WITH OTHER +INCIDENTS + +Bit hardly had day begun to show itself through the balconies of the +east, when five of the six goatherds came to rouse Don Quixote and tell +him that if he was still of a mind to go and see the famous burial of +Chrysostom they would bear him company. Don Quixote, who desired nothing +better, rose and ordered Sancho to saddle and pannel at once, which he +did with all despatch, and with the same they all set out forthwith. They +had not gone a quarter of a league when at the meeting of two paths they +saw coming towards them some six shepherds dressed in black sheepskins +and with their heads crowned with garlands of cypress and bitter +oleander. Each of them carried a stout holly staff in his hand, and along +with them there came two men of quality on horseback in handsome +travelling dress, with three servants on foot accompanying them. +Courteous salutations were exchanged on meeting, and inquiring one of the +other which way each party was going, they learned that all were bound +for the scene of the burial, so they went on all together. + +One of those on horseback addressing his companion said to him, "It seems +to me, Senor Vivaldo, that we may reckon as well spent the delay we shall +incur in seeing this remarkable funeral, for remarkable it cannot but be +judging by the strange things these shepherds have told us, of both the +dead shepherd and homicide shepherdess." + +"So I think too," replied Vivaldo, "and I would delay not to say a day, +but four, for the sake of seeing it." + +Don Quixote asked them what it was they had heard of Marcela and +Chrysostom. The traveller answered that the same morning they had met +these shepherds, and seeing them dressed in this mournful fashion they +had asked them the reason of their appearing in such a guise; which one +of them gave, describing the strange behaviour and beauty of a +shepherdess called Marcela, and the loves of many who courted her, +together with the death of that Chrysostom to whose burial they were +going. In short, he repeated all that Pedro had related to Don Quixote. + +This conversation dropped, and another was commenced by him who was +called Vivaldo asking Don Quixote what was the reason that led him to go +armed in that fashion in a country so peaceful. To which Don Quixote +replied, "The pursuit of my calling does not allow or permit me to go in +any other fashion; easy life, enjoyment, and repose were invented for +soft courtiers, but toil, unrest, and arms were invented and made for +those alone whom the world calls knights-errant, of whom I, though +unworthy, am the least of all." + +The instant they heard this all set him down as mad, and the better to +settle the point and discover what kind of madness his was, Vivaldo +proceeded to ask him what knights-errant meant. + +"Have not your worships," replied Don Quixote, "read the annals and +histories of England, in which are recorded the famous deeds of King +Arthur, whom we in our popular Castilian invariably call King Artus, with +regard to whom it is an ancient tradition, and commonly received all over +that kingdom of Great Britain, that this king did not die, but was +changed by magic art into a raven, and that in process of time he is to +return to reign and recover his kingdom and sceptre; for which reason it +cannot be proved that from that time to this any Englishman ever killed a +raven? Well, then, in the time of this good king that famous order of +chivalry of the Knights of the Round Table was instituted, and the amour +of Don Lancelot of the Lake with the Queen Guinevere occurred, precisely +as is there related, the go-between and confidante therein being the +highly honourable dame Quintanona, whence came that ballad so well known +and widely spread in our Spain-- + +O never surely was there knight + So served by hand of dame, +As served was he Sir Lancelot hight + When he from Britain came-- + +with all the sweet and delectable course of his achievements in love and +war. Handed down from that time, then, this order of chivalry went on +extending and spreading itself over many and various parts of the world; +and in it, famous and renowned for their deeds, were the mighty Amadis of +Gaul with all his sons and descendants to the fifth generation, and the +valiant Felixmarte of Hircania, and the never sufficiently praised +Tirante el Blanco, and in our own days almost we have seen and heard and +talked with the invincible knight Don Belianis of Greece. This, then, +sirs, is to be a knight-errant, and what I have spoken of is the order of +his chivalry, of which, as I have already said, I, though a sinner, have +made profession, and what the aforesaid knights professed that same do I +profess, and so I go through these solitudes and wilds seeking +adventures, resolved in soul to oppose my arm and person to the most +perilous that fortune may offer me in aid of the weak and needy." + +By these words of his the travellers were able to satisfy themselves of +Don Quixote's being out of his senses and of the form of madness that +overmastered him, at which they felt the same astonishment that all felt +on first becoming acquainted with it; and Vivaldo, who was a person of +great shrewdness and of a lively temperament, in order to beguile the +short journey which they said was required to reach the mountain, the +scene of the burial, sought to give him an opportunity of going on with +his absurdities. So he said to him, "It seems to me, Senor Knight-errant, +that your worship has made choice of one of the most austere professions +in the world, and I imagine even that of the Carthusian monks is not so +austere." + +"As austere it may perhaps be," replied our Don Quixote, "but so +necessary for the world I am very much inclined to doubt. For, if the +truth is to be told, the soldier who executes what his captain orders +does no less than the captain himself who gives the order. My meaning, +is, that churchmen in peace and quiet pray to Heaven for the welfare of +the world, but we soldiers and knights carry into effect what they pray +for, defending it with the might of our arms and the edge of our swords, +not under shelter but in the open air, a target for the intolerable rays +of the sun in summer and the piercing frosts of winter. Thus are we God's +ministers on earth and the arms by which his justice is done therein. And +as the business of war and all that relates and belongs to it cannot be +conducted without exceeding great sweat, toil, and exertion, it follows +that those who make it their profession have undoubtedly more labour than +those who in tranquil peace and quiet are engaged in praying to God to +help the weak. I do not mean to say, nor does it enter into my thoughts, +that the knight-errant's calling is as good as that of the monk in his +cell; I would merely infer from what I endure myself that it is beyond a +doubt a more laborious and a more belaboured one, a hungrier and +thirstier, a wretcheder, raggeder, and lousier; for there is no reason to +doubt that the knights-errant of yore endured much hardship in the course +of their lives. And if some of them by the might of their arms did rise +to be emperors, in faith it cost them dear in the matter of blood and +sweat; and if those who attained to that rank had not had magicians and +sages to help them they would have been completely baulked in their +ambition and disappointed in their hopes." + +"That is my own opinion," replied the traveller; "but one thing among +many others seems to me very wrong in knights-errant, and that is that +when they find themselves about to engage in some mighty and perilous +adventure in which there is manifest danger of losing their lives, they +never at the moment of engaging in it think of commending themselves to +God, as is the duty of every good Christian in like peril; instead of +which they commend themselves to their ladies with as much devotion as if +these were their gods, a thing which seems to me to savour somewhat of +heathenism." + +"Sir," answered Don Quixote, "that cannot be on any account omitted, and +the knight-errant would be disgraced who acted otherwise: for it is usual +and customary in knight-errantry that the knight-errant, who on engaging +in any great feat of arms has his lady before him, should turn his eyes +towards her softly and lovingly, as though with them entreating her to +favour and protect him in the hazardous venture he is about to undertake, +and even though no one hear him, he is bound to say certain words between +his teeth, commending himself to her with all his heart, and of this we +have innumerable instances in the histories. Nor is it to be supposed +from this that they are to omit commending themselves to God, for there +will be time and opportunity for doing so while they are engaged in their +task." + +"For all that," answered the traveller, "I feel some doubt still, because +often I have read how words will arise between two knights-errant, and +from one thing to another it comes about that their anger kindles and +they wheel their horses round and take a good stretch of field, and then +without any more ado at the top of their speed they come to the charge, +and in mid-career they are wont to commend themselves to their ladies; +and what commonly comes of the encounter is that one falls over the +haunches of his horse pierced through and through by his antagonist's +lance, and as for the other, it is only by holding on to the mane of his +horse that he can help falling to the ground; but I know not how the dead +man had time to commend himself to God in the course of such rapid work +as this; it would have been better if those words which he spent in +commending himself to his lady in the midst of his career had been +devoted to his duty and obligation as a Christian. Moreover, it is my +belief that all knights-errant have not ladies to commend themselves to, +for they are not all in love." + +"That is impossible," said Don Quixote: "I say it is impossible that +there could be a knight-errant without a lady, because to such it is as +natural and proper to be in love as to the heavens to have stars: most +certainly no history has been seen in which there is to be found a +knight-errant without an amour, and for the simple reason that without +one he would be held no legitimate knight but a bastard, and one who had +gained entrance into the stronghold of the said knighthood, not by the +door, but over the wall like a thief and a robber." + +"Nevertheless," said the traveller, "if I remember rightly, I think I +have read that Don Galaor, the brother of the valiant Amadis of Gaul, +never had any special lady to whom he might commend himself, and yet he +was not the less esteemed, and was a very stout and famous knight." + +To which our Don Quixote made answer, "Sir, one solitary swallow does not +make summer; moreover, I know that knight was in secret very deeply in +love; besides which, that way of falling in love with all that took his +fancy was a natural propensity which he could not control. But, in short, +it is very manifest that he had one alone whom he made mistress of his +will, to whom he commended himself very frequently and very secretly, for +he prided himself on being a reticent knight." + +"Then if it be essential that every knight-errant should be in love," +said the traveller, "it may be fairly supposed that your worship is so, +as you are of the order; and if you do not pride yourself on being as +reticent as Don Galaor, I entreat you as earnestly as I can, in the name +of all this company and in my own, to inform us of the name, country, +rank, and beauty of your lady, for she will esteem herself fortunate if +all the world knows that she is loved and served by such a knight as your +worship seems to be." + +At this Don Quixote heaved a deep sigh and said, "I cannot say positively +whether my sweet enemy is pleased or not that the world should know I +serve her; I can only say in answer to what has been so courteously asked +of me, that her name is Dulcinea, her country El Toboso, a village of La +Mancha, her rank must be at least that of a princess, since she is my +queen and lady, and her beauty superhuman, since all the impossible and +fanciful attributes of beauty which the poets apply to their ladies are +verified in her; for her hairs are gold, her forehead Elysian fields, her +eyebrows rainbows, her eyes suns, her cheeks roses, her lips coral, her +teeth pearls, her neck alabaster, her bosom marble, her hands ivory, her +fairness snow, and what modesty conceals from sight such, I think and +imagine, as rational reflection can only extol, not compare." + +"We should like to know her lineage, race, and ancestry," said Vivaldo. + +To which Don Quixote replied, "She is not of the ancient Roman Curtii, +Caii, or Scipios, nor of the modern Colonnas or Orsini, nor of the +Moncadas or Requesenes of Catalonia, nor yet of the Rebellas or +Villanovas of Valencia; Palafoxes, Nuzas, Rocabertis, Corellas, Lunas, +Alagones, Urreas, Foces, or Gurreas of Aragon; Cerdas, Manriques, +Mendozas, or Guzmans of Castile; Alencastros, Pallas, or Meneses of +Portugal; but she is of those of El Toboso of La Mancha, a lineage that +though modern, may furnish a source of gentle blood for the most +illustrious families of the ages that are to come, and this let none +dispute with me save on the condition that Zerbino placed at the foot of +the trophy of Orlando's arms, saying, + +'These let none move Who dareth not his might with Roland prove.'" + +"Although mine is of the Cachopins of Laredo," said the traveller, "I +will not venture to compare it with that of El Toboso of La Mancha, +though, to tell the truth, no such surname has until now ever reached my +ears." + +"What!" said Don Quixote, "has that never reached them?" + +The rest of the party went along listening with great attention to the +conversation of the pair, and even the very goatherds and shepherds +perceived how exceedingly out of his wits our Don Quixote was. Sancho +Panza alone thought that what his master said was the truth, knowing who +he was and having known him from his birth; and all that he felt any +difficulty in believing was that about the fair Dulcinea del Toboso, +because neither any such name nor any such princess had ever come to his +knowledge though he lived so close to El Toboso. They were going along +conversing in this way, when they saw descending a gap between two high +mountains some twenty shepherds, all clad in sheepskins of black wool, +and crowned with garlands which, as afterwards appeared, were, some of +them of yew, some of cypress. Six of the number were carrying a bier +covered with a great variety of flowers and branches, on seeing which one +of the goatherds said, "Those who come there are the bearers of +Chrysostom's body, and the foot of that mountain is the place where he +ordered them to bury him." They therefore made haste to reach the spot, +and did so by the time those who came had laid the bier upon the ground, +and four of them with sharp pickaxes were digging a grave by the side of +a hard rock. They greeted each other courteously, and then Don Quixote +and those who accompanied him turned to examine the bier, and on it, +covered with flowers, they saw a dead body in the dress of a shepherd, to +all appearance of one thirty years of age, and showing even in death that +in life he had been of comely features and gallant bearing. Around him on +the bier itself were laid some books, and several papers open and folded; +and those who were looking on as well as those who were opening the grave +and all the others who were there preserved a strange silence, until one +of those who had borne the body said to another, "Observe carefully, +Ambrosia if this is the place Chrysostom spoke of, since you are anxious +that what he directed in his will should be so strictly complied with." + +"This is the place," answered Ambrosia "for in it many a time did my poor +friend tell me the story of his hard fortune. Here it was, he told me, +that he saw for the first time that mortal enemy of the human race, and +here, too, for the first time he declared to her his passion, as +honourable as it was devoted, and here it was that at last Marcela ended +by scorning and rejecting him so as to bring the tragedy of his wretched +life to a close; here, in memory of misfortunes so great, he desired to +be laid in the bowels of eternal oblivion." Then turning to Don Quixote +and the travellers he went on to say, "That body, sirs, on which you are +looking with compassionate eyes, was the abode of a soul on which Heaven +bestowed a vast share of its riches. That is the body of Chrysostom, who +was unrivalled in wit, unequalled in courtesy, unapproached in gentle +bearing, a phoenix in friendship, generous without limit, grave without +arrogance, gay without vulgarity, and, in short, first in all that +constitutes goodness and second to none in all that makes up misfortune. +He loved deeply, he was hated; he adored, he was scorned; he wooed a wild +beast, he pleaded with marble, he pursued the wind, he cried to the +wilderness, he served ingratitude, and for reward was made the prey of +death in the mid-course of life, cut short by a shepherdess whom he +sought to immortalise in the memory of man, as these papers which you see +could fully prove, had he not commanded me to consign them to the fire +after having consigned his body to the earth." + +"You would deal with them more harshly and cruelly than their owner +himself," said Vivaldo, "for it is neither right nor proper to do the +will of one who enjoins what is wholly unreasonable; it would not have +been reasonable in Augustus Caesar had he permitted the directions left +by the divine Mantuan in his will to be carried into effect. So that, +Senor Ambrosia while you consign your friend's body to the earth, you +should not consign his writings to oblivion, for if he gave the order in +bitterness of heart, it is not right that you should irrationally obey +it. On the contrary, by granting life to those papers, let the cruelty of +Marcela live for ever, to serve as a warning in ages to come to all men +to shun and avoid falling into like danger; or I and all of us who have +come here know already the story of this your love-stricken and +heart-broken friend, and we know, too, your friendship, and the cause of +his death, and the directions he gave at the close of his life; from +which sad story may be gathered how great was the cruelty of Marcela, the +love of Chrysostom, and the loyalty of your friendship, together with the +end awaiting those who pursue rashly the path that insane passion opens +to their eyes. Last night we learned the death of Chrysostom and that he +was to be buried here, and out of curiosity and pity we left our direct +road and resolved to come and see with our eyes that which when heard of +had so moved our compassion, and in consideration of that compassion and +our desire to prove it if we might by condolence, we beg of you, +excellent Ambrosia, or at least I on my own account entreat you, that +instead of burning those papers you allow me to carry away some of them." + +And without waiting for the shepherd's answer, he stretched out his hand +and took up some of those that were nearest to him; seeing which Ambrosio +said, "Out of courtesy, senor, I will grant your request as to those you +have taken, but it is idle to expect me to abstain from burning the +remainder." + +Vivaldo, who was eager to see what the papers contained, opened one of +them at once, and saw that its title was "Lay of Despair." + +Ambrosio hearing it said, "That is the last paper the unhappy man wrote; +and that you may see, senor, to what an end his misfortunes brought him, +read it so that you may be heard, for you will have time enough for that +while we are waiting for the grave to be dug." + +"I will do so very willingly," said Vivaldo; and as all the bystanders +were equally eager they gathered round him, and he, reading in a loud +voice, found that it ran as follows. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV. + +WHEREIN ARE INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD SHEPHERD, TOGETHER +WITH OTHER INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR + + +THE LAY OF CHRYSOSTOM + + Since thou dost in thy cruelty desire +The ruthless rigour of thy tyranny +From tongue to tongue, from land to land proclaimed, +The very Hell will I constrain to lend +This stricken breast of mine deep notes of woe +To serve my need of fitting utterance. +And as I strive to body forth the tale +Of all I suffer, all that thou hast done, +Forth shall the dread voice roll, and bear along +Shreds from my vitals torn for greater pain. +Then listen, not to dulcet harmony, +But to a discord wrung by mad despair +Out of this bosom's depths of bitterness, +To ease my heart and plant a sting in thine. + + The lion's roar, the fierce wolf's savage howl, +The horrid hissing of the scaly snake, +The awesome cries of monsters yet unnamed, +The crow's ill-boding croak, the hollow moan +Of wild winds wrestling with the restless sea, +The wrathful bellow of the vanquished bull, +The plaintive sobbing of the widowed dove, +The envied owl's sad note, the wail of woe +That rises from the dreary choir of Hell, +Commingled in one sound, confusing sense, +Let all these come to aid my soul's complaint, +For pain like mine demands new modes of song. + + No echoes of that discord shall be heard +Where Father Tagus rolls, or on the banks +Of olive-bordered Betis; to the rocks +Or in deep caverns shall my plaint be told, +And by a lifeless tongue in living words; +Or in dark valleys or on lonely shores, +Where neither foot of man nor sunbeam falls; +Or in among the poison-breathing swarms +Of monsters nourished by the sluggish Nile. +For, though it be to solitudes remote +The hoarse vague echoes of my sorrows sound +Thy matchless cruelty, my dismal fate +Shall carry them to all the spacious world. + + Disdain hath power to kill, and patience dies +Slain by suspicion, be it false or true; +And deadly is the force of jealousy; +Long absence makes of life a dreary void; +No hope of happiness can give repose +To him that ever fears to be forgot; +And death, inevitable, waits in hall. +But I, by some strange miracle, live on +A prey to absence, jealousy, disdain; +Racked by suspicion as by certainty; +Forgotten, left to feed my flame alone. +And while I suffer thus, there comes no ray +Of hope to gladden me athwart the gloom; +Nor do I look for it in my despair; +But rather clinging to a cureless woe, +All hope do I abjure for evermore. + + Can there be hope where fear is? Were it well, +When far more certain are the grounds of fear? +Ought I to shut mine eyes to jealousy, +If through a thousand heart-wounds it appears? +Who would not give free access to distrust, +Seeing disdain unveiled, and--bitter change!-- +All his suspicions turned to certainties, +And the fair truth transformed into a lie? +Oh, thou fierce tyrant of the realms of love, +Oh, Jealousy! put chains upon these hands, +And bind me with thy strongest cord, Disdain. +But, woe is me! triumphant over all, +My sufferings drown the memory of you. + + And now I die, and since there is no hope +Of happiness for me in life or death, +Still to my fantasy I'll fondly cling. +I'll say that he is wise who loveth well, +And that the soul most free is that most bound +In thraldom to the ancient tyrant Love. +I'll say that she who is mine enemy +In that fair body hath as fair a mind, +And that her coldness is but my desert, +And that by virtue of the pain he sends +Love rules his kingdom with a gentle sway. +Thus, self-deluding, and in bondage sore, +And wearing out the wretched shred of life +To which I am reduced by her disdain, +I'll give this soul and body to the winds, +All hopeless of a crown of bliss in store. + + Thou whose injustice hath supplied the cause +That makes me quit the weary life I loathe, +As by this wounded bosom thou canst see +How willingly thy victim I become, +Let not my death, if haply worth a tear, +Cloud the clear heaven that dwells in thy bright eyes; +I would not have thee expiate in aught +The crime of having made my heart thy prey; +But rather let thy laughter gaily ring +And prove my death to be thy festival. +Fool that I am to bid thee! well I know +Thy glory gains by my untimely end. + + And now it is the time; from Hell's abyss +Come thirsting Tantalus, come Sisyphus +Heaving the cruel stone, come Tityus +With vulture, and with wheel Ixion come, +And come the sisters of the ceaseless toil; +And all into this breast transfer their pains, +And (if such tribute to despair be due) +Chant in their deepest tones a doleful dirge +Over a corse unworthy of a shroud. +Let the three-headed guardian of the gate, +And all the monstrous progeny of hell, +The doleful concert join: a lover dead +Methinks can have no fitter obsequies. + + Lay of despair, grieve not when thou art gone +Forth from this sorrowing heart: my misery +Brings fortune to the cause that gave thee birth; +Then banish sadness even in the tomb. + + +The "Lay of Chrysostom" met with the approbation of the listeners, though +the reader said it did not seem to him to agree with what he had heard of +Marcela's reserve and propriety, for Chrysostom complained in it of +jealousy, suspicion, and absence, all to the prejudice of the good name +and fame of Marcela; to which Ambrosio replied as one who knew well his +friend's most secret thoughts, "Senor, to remove that doubt I should tell +you that when the unhappy man wrote this lay he was away from Marcela, +from whom he had voluntarily separated himself, to try if absence would +act with him as it is wont; and as everything distresses and every fear +haunts the banished lover, so imaginary jealousies and suspicions, +dreaded as if they were true, tormented Chrysostom; and thus the truth of +what report declares of the virtue of Marcela remains unshaken, and with +her envy itself should not and cannot find any fault save that of being +cruel, somewhat haughty, and very scornful." + +"That is true," said Vivaldo; and as he was about to read another paper +of those he had preserved from the fire, he was stopped by a marvellous +vision (for such it seemed) that unexpectedly presented itself to their +eyes; for on the summit of the rock where they were digging the grave +there appeared the shepherdess Marcela, so beautiful that her beauty +exceeded its reputation. Those who had never till then beheld her gazed +upon her in wonder and silence, and those who were accustomed to see her +were not less amazed than those who had never seen her before. But the +instant Ambrosio saw her he addressed her, with manifest indignation: + +"Art thou come, by chance, cruel basilisk of these mountains, to see if +in thy presence blood will flow from the wounds of this wretched being +thy cruelty has robbed of life; or is it to exult over the cruel work of +thy humours that thou art come; or like another pitiless Nero to look +down from that height upon the ruin of his Rome in embers; or in thy +arrogance to trample on this ill-fated corpse, as the ungrateful daughter +trampled on her father Tarquin's? Tell us quickly for what thou art come, +or what it is thou wouldst have, for, as I know the thoughts of +Chrysostom never failed to obey thee in life, I will make all these who +call themselves his friends obey thee, though he be dead." + +"I come not, Ambrosia for any of the purposes thou hast named," replied +Marcela, "but to defend myself and to prove how unreasonable are all +those who blame me for their sorrow and for Chrysostom's death; and +therefore I ask all of you that are here to give me your attention, for +will not take much time or many words to bring the truth home to persons +of sense. Heaven has made me, so you say, beautiful, and so much so that +in spite of yourselves my beauty leads you to love me; and for the love +you show me you say, and even urge, that I am bound to love you. By that +natural understanding which God has given me I know that everything +beautiful attracts love, but I cannot see how, by reason of being loved, +that which is loved for its beauty is bound to love that which loves it; +besides, it may happen that the lover of that which is beautiful may be +ugly, and ugliness being detestable, it is very absurd to say, "I love +thee because thou art beautiful, thou must love me though I be ugly." But +supposing the beauty equal on both sides, it does not follow that the +inclinations must be therefore alike, for it is not every beauty that +excites love, some but pleasing the eye without winning the affection; +and if every sort of beauty excited love and won the heart, the will +would wander vaguely to and fro unable to make choice of any; for as +there is an infinity of beautiful objects there must be an infinity of +inclinations, and true love, I have heard it said, is indivisible, and +must be voluntary and not compelled. If this be so, as I believe it to +be, why do you desire me to bend my will by force, for no other reason +but that you say you love me? Nay--tell me--had Heaven made me ugly, as it +has made me beautiful, could I with justice complain of you for not +loving me? Moreover, you must remember that the beauty I possess was no +choice of mine, for, be it what it may, Heaven of its bounty gave it me +without my asking or choosing it; and as the viper, though it kills with +it, does not deserve to be blamed for the poison it carries, as it is a +gift of nature, neither do I deserve reproach for being beautiful; for +beauty in a modest woman is like fire at a distance or a sharp sword; the +one does not burn, the other does not cut, those who do not come too +near. Honour and virtue are the ornaments of the mind, without which the +body, though it be so, has no right to pass for beautiful; but if modesty +is one of the virtues that specially lend a grace and charm to mind and +body, why should she who is loved for her beauty part with it to gratify +one who for his pleasure alone strives with all his might and energy to +rob her of it? I was born free, and that I might live in freedom I chose +the solitude of the fields; in the trees of the mountains I find society, +the clear waters of the brooks are my mirrors, and to the trees and +waters I make known my thoughts and charms. I am a fire afar off, a sword +laid aside. Those whom I have inspired with love by letting them see me, +I have by words undeceived, and if their longings live on hope--and I +have given none to Chrysostom or to any other--it cannot justly be said +that the death of any is my doing, for it was rather his own obstinacy +than my cruelty that killed him; and if it be made a charge against me +that his wishes were honourable, and that therefore I was bound to yield +to them, I answer that when on this very spot where now his grave is made +he declared to me his purity of purpose, I told him that mine was to live +in perpetual solitude, and that the earth alone should enjoy the fruits +of my retirement and the spoils of my beauty; and if, after this open +avowal, he chose to persist against hope and steer against the wind, what +wonder is it that he should sink in the depths of his infatuation? If I +had encouraged him, I should be false; if I had gratified him, I should +have acted against my own better resolution and purpose. He was +persistent in spite of warning, he despaired without being hated. Bethink +you now if it be reasonable that his suffering should be laid to my +charge. Let him who has been deceived complain, let him give way to +despair whose encouraged hopes have proved vain, let him flatter himself +whom I shall entice, let him boast whom I shall receive; but let not him +call me cruel or homicide to whom I make no promise, upon whom I practise +no deception, whom I neither entice nor receive. It has not been so far +the will of Heaven that I should love by fate, and to expect me to love +by choice is idle. Let this general declaration serve for each of my +suitors on his own account, and let it be understood from this time forth +that if anyone dies for me it is not of jealousy or misery he dies, for +she who loves no one can give no cause for jealousy to any, and candour +is not to be confounded with scorn. Let him who calls me wild beast and +basilisk, leave me alone as something noxious and evil; let him who calls +me ungrateful, withhold his service; who calls me wayward, seek not my +acquaintance; who calls me cruel, pursue me not; for this wild beast, +this basilisk, this ungrateful, cruel, wayward being has no kind of +desire to seek, serve, know, or follow them. If Chrysostom's impatience +and violent passion killed him, why should my modest behaviour and +circumspection be blamed? If I preserve my purity in the society of the +trees, why should he who would have me preserve it among men, seek to rob +me of it? I have, as you know, wealth of my own, and I covet not that of +others; my taste is for freedom, and I have no relish for constraint; I +neither love nor hate anyone; I do not deceive this one or court that, or +trifle with one or play with another. The modest converse of the shepherd +girls of these hamlets and the care of my goats are my recreations; my +desires are bounded by these mountains, and if they ever wander hence it +is to contemplate the beauty of the heavens, steps by which the soul +travels to its primeval abode." + +With these words, and not waiting to hear a reply, she turned and passed +into the thickest part of a wood that was hard by, leaving all who were +there lost in admiration as much of her good sense as of her beauty. +Some--those wounded by the irresistible shafts launched by her bright +eyes--made as though they would follow her, heedless of the frank +declaration they had heard; seeing which, and deeming this a fitting +occasion for the exercise of his chivalry in aid of distressed damsels, +Don Quixote, laying his hand on the hilt of his sword, exclaimed in a +loud and distinct voice: + +"Let no one, whatever his rank or condition, dare to follow the beautiful +Marcela, under pain of incurring my fierce indignation. She has shown by +clear and satisfactory arguments that little or no fault is to be found +with her for the death of Chrysostom, and also how far she is from +yielding to the wishes of any of her lovers, for which reason, instead of +being followed and persecuted, she should in justice be honoured and +esteemed by all the good people of the world, for she shows that she is +the only woman in it that holds to such a virtuous resolution." + +Whether it was because of the threats of Don Quixote, or because Ambrosio +told them to fulfil their duty to their good friend, none of the +shepherds moved or stirred from the spot until, having finished the grave +and burned Chrysostom's papers, they laid his body in it, not without +many tears from those who stood by. They closed the grave with a heavy +stone until a slab was ready which Ambrosio said he meant to have +prepared, with an epitaph which was to be to this effect: + +Beneath the stone before your eyes +The body of a lover lies; +In life he was a shepherd swain, +In death a victim to disdain. +Ungrateful, cruel, coy, and fair, +Was she that drove him to despair, +And Love hath made her his ally +For spreading wide his tyranny. + +They then strewed upon the grave a profusion of flowers and branches, and +all expressing their condolence with his friend ambrosio, took their +Vivaldo and his companion did the same; and Don Quixote bade farewell to +his hosts and to the travellers, who pressed him to come with them to +Seville, as being such a convenient place for finding adventures, for +they presented themselves in every street and round every corner oftener +than anywhere else. Don Quixote thanked them for their advice and for the +disposition they showed to do him a favour, and said that for the present +he would not, and must not go to Seville until he had cleared all these +mountains of highwaymen and robbers, of whom report said they were full. +Seeing his good intention, the travellers were unwilling to press him +further, and once more bidding him farewell, they left him and pursued +their journey, in the course of which they did not fail to discuss the +story of Marcela and Chrysostom as well as the madness of Don Quixote. +He, on his part, resolved to go in quest of the shepherdess Marcela, and +make offer to her of all the service he could render her; but things did +not fall out with him as he expected, according to what is related in the +course of this veracious history, of which the Second Part ends here. + + + + +CHAPTER XV. + +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT DON QUIXOTE FELL IN +WITH WHEN HE FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN HEARTLESS YANGUESANS + + +The sage Cide Hamete Benengeli relates that as soon as Don Quixote took +leave of his hosts and all who had been present at the burial of +Chrysostom, he and his squire passed into the same wood which they had +seen the shepherdess Marcela enter, and after having wandered for more +than two hours in all directions in search of her without finding her, +they came to a halt in a glade covered with tender grass, beside which +ran a pleasant cool stream that invited and compelled them to pass there +the hours of the noontide heat, which by this time was beginning to come +on oppressively. Don Quixote and Sancho dismounted, and turning Rocinante +and the ass loose to feed on the grass that was there in abundance, they +ransacked the alforjas, and without any ceremony very peacefully and +sociably master and man made their repast on what they found in them. + +Sancho had not thought it worth while to hobble Rocinante, feeling sure, +from what he knew of his staidness and freedom from incontinence, that +all the mares in the Cordova pastures would not lead him into an +impropriety. Chance, however, and the devil, who is not always asleep, so +ordained it that feeding in this valley there was a drove of Galician +ponies belonging to certain Yanguesan carriers, whose way it is to take +their midday rest with their teams in places and spots where grass and +water abound; and that where Don Quixote chanced to be suited the +Yanguesans' purpose very well. It so happened, then, that Rocinante took +a fancy to disport himself with their ladyships the ponies, and +abandoning his usual gait and demeanour as he scented them, he, without +asking leave of his master, got up a briskish little trot and hastened to +make known his wishes to them; they, however, it seemed, preferred their +pasture to him, and received him with their heels and teeth to such +effect that they soon broke his girths and left him naked without a +saddle to cover him; but what must have been worse to him was that the +carriers, seeing the violence he was offering to their mares, came +running up armed with stakes, and so belaboured him that they brought him +sorely battered to the ground. + +By this time Don Quixote and Sancho, who had witnessed the drubbing of +Rocinante, came up panting, and said Don Quixote to Sancho: + +"So far as I can see, friend Sancho, these are not knights but base folk +of low birth: I mention it because thou canst lawfully aid me in taking +due vengeance for the insult offered to Rocinante before our eyes." + +"What the devil vengeance can we take," answered Sancho, "if they are +more than twenty, and we no more than two, or, indeed, perhaps not more +than one and a half?" + +"I count for a hundred," replied Don Quixote, and without more words he +drew his sword and attacked the Yanguesans and excited and impelled by +the example of his master, Sancho did the same; and to begin with, Don +Quixote delivered a slash at one of them that laid open the leather +jerkin he wore, together with a great portion of his shoulder. The +Yanguesans, seeing themselves assaulted by only two men while they were +so many, betook themselves to their stakes, and driving the two into the +middle they began to lay on with great zeal and energy; in fact, at the +second blow they brought Sancho to the ground, and Don Quixote fared the +same way, all his skill and high mettle availing him nothing, and fate +willed it that he should fall at the feet of Rocinante, who had not yet +risen; whereby it may be seen how furiously stakes can pound in angry +boorish hands. + +Then, seeing the mischief they had done, the Yanguesans with all the +haste they could loaded their team and pursued their journey, leaving the +two adventurers a sorry sight and in sorrier mood. + +Sancho was the first to come to, and finding himself close to his master +he called to him in a weak and doleful voice, "Senor Don Quixote, ah, +Senor Don Quixote!" + +"What wouldst thou, brother Sancho?" answered Don Quixote in the same +feeble suffering tone as Sancho. + +"I would like, if it were possible," answered Sancho Panza, "your worship +to give me a couple of sups of that potion of the fiery Blas, if it be +that you have any to hand there; perhaps it will serve for broken bones +as well as for wounds." + +"If I only had it here, wretch that I am, what more should we want?" said +Don Quixote; "but I swear to thee, Sancho Panza, on the faith of a +knight-errant, ere two days are over, unless fortune orders otherwise, I +mean to have it in my possession, or my hand will have lost its cunning." + +"But in how many does your worship think we shall have the use of our +feet?" answered Sancho Panza. + +"For myself I must say I cannot guess how many," said the battered knight +Don Quixote; "but I take all the blame upon myself, for I had no business +to put hand to sword against men who where not dubbed knights like +myself, and so I believe that in punishment for having transgressed the +laws of chivalry the God of battles has permitted this chastisement to be +administered to me; for which reason, brother Sancho, it is well thou +shouldst receive a hint on the matter which I am now about to mention to +thee, for it is of much importance to the welfare of both of us. It is at +when thou shalt see rabble of this sort offering us insult thou art not +to wait till I draw sword against them, for I shall not do so at all; but +do thou draw sword and chastise them to thy heart's content, and if any +knights come to their aid and defence I will take care to defend thee and +assail them with all my might; and thou hast already seen by a thousand +signs and proofs what the might of this strong arm of mine is equal +to"--so uplifted had the poor gentleman become through the victory over +the stout Biscayan. + +But Sancho did not so fully approve of his master's admonition as to let +it pass without saying in reply, "Senor, I am a man of peace, meek and +quiet, and I can put up with any affront because I have a wife and +children to support and bring up; so let it be likewise a hint to your +worship, as it cannot be a mandate, that on no account will I draw sword +either against clown or against knight, and that here before God I +forgive the insults that have been offered me, whether they have been, +are, or shall be offered me by high or low, rich or poor, noble or +commoner, not excepting any rank or condition whatsoever." + +To all which his master said in reply, "I wish I had breath enough to +speak somewhat easily, and that the pain I feel on this side would abate +so as to let me explain to thee, Panza, the mistake thou makest. Come +now, sinner, suppose the wind of fortune, hitherto so adverse, should +turn in our favour, filling the sails of our desires so that safely and +without impediment we put into port in some one of those islands I have +promised thee, how would it be with thee if on winning it I made thee +lord of it? Why, thou wilt make it well-nigh impossible through not being +a knight nor having any desire to be one, nor possessing the courage nor +the will to avenge insults or defend thy lordship; for thou must know +that in newly conquered kingdoms and provinces the minds of the +inhabitants are never so quiet nor so well disposed to the new lord that +there is no fear of their making some move to change matters once more, +and try, as they say, what chance may do for them; so it is essential +that the new possessor should have good sense to enable him to govern, +and valour to attack and defend himself, whatever may befall him." + +"In what has now befallen us," answered Sancho, "I'd have been well +pleased to have that good sense and that valour your worship speaks of, +but I swear on the faith of a poor man I am more fit for plasters than +for arguments. See if your worship can get up, and let us help Rocinante, +though he does not deserve it, for he was the main cause of all this +thrashing. I never thought it of Rocinante, for I took him to be a +virtuous person and as quiet as myself. After all, they say right that it +takes a long time to come to know people, and that there is nothing sure +in this life. Who would have said that, after such mighty slashes as your +worship gave that unlucky knight-errant, there was coming, travelling +post and at the very heels of them, such a great storm of sticks as has +fallen upon our shoulders?" + +"And yet thine, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "ought to be used to such +squalls; but mine, reared in soft cloth and fine linen, it is plain they +must feel more keenly the pain of this mishap, and if it were not that I +imagine--why do I say imagine?--know of a certainty that all these +annoyances are very necessary accompaniments of the calling of arms, I +would lay me down here to die of pure vexation." + +To this the squire replied, "Senor, as these mishaps are what one reaps +of chivalry, tell me if they happen very often, or if they have their own +fixed times for coming to pass; because it seems to me that after two +harvests we shall be no good for the third, unless God in his infinite +mercy helps us." + +"Know, friend Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "that the life of +knights-errant is subject to a thousand dangers and reverses, and neither +more nor less is it within immediate possibility for knights-errant to +become kings and emperors, as experience has shown in the case of many +different knights with whose histories I am thoroughly acquainted; and I +could tell thee now, if the pain would let me, of some who simply by +might of arm have risen to the high stations I have mentioned; and those +same, both before and after, experienced divers misfortunes and miseries; +for the valiant Amadis of Gaul found himself in the power of his mortal +enemy Arcalaus the magician, who, it is positively asserted, holding him +captive, gave him more than two hundred lashes with the reins of his +horse while tied to one of the pillars of a court; and moreover there is +a certain recondite author of no small authority who says that the Knight +of Phoebus, being caught in a certain pitfall, which opened under his +feet in a certain castle, on falling found himself bound hand and foot in +a deep pit underground, where they administered to him one of those +things they call clysters, of sand and snow-water, that well-nigh +finished him; and if he had not been succoured in that sore extremity by +a sage, a great friend of his, it would have gone very hard with the poor +knight; so I may well suffer in company with such worthy folk, for +greater were the indignities which they had to suffer than those which we +suffer. For I would have thee know, Sancho, that wounds caused by any +instruments which happen by chance to be in hand inflict no indignity, +and this is laid down in the law of the duel in express words: if, for +instance, the cobbler strikes another with the last which he has in his +hand, though it be in fact a piece of wood, it cannot be said for that +reason that he whom he struck with it has been cudgelled. I say this lest +thou shouldst imagine that because we have been drubbed in this affray we +have therefore suffered any indignity; for the arms those men carried, +with which they pounded us, were nothing more than their stakes, and not +one of them, so far as I remember, carried rapier, sword, or dagger." + +"They gave me no time to see that much," answered Sancho, "for hardly had +I laid hand on my tizona when they signed the cross on my shoulders with +their sticks in such style that they took the sight out of my eyes and +the strength out of my feet, stretching me where I now lie, and where +thinking of whether all those stake-strokes were an indignity or not +gives me no uneasiness, which the pain of the blows does, for they will +remain as deeply impressed on my memory as on my shoulders." + +"For all that let me tell thee, brother Panza," said Don Quixote, "that +there is no recollection which time does not put an end to, and no pain +which death does not remove." + +"And what greater misfortune can there be," replied Panza, "than the one +that waits for time to put an end to it and death to remove it? If our +mishap were one of those that are cured with a couple of plasters, it +would not be so bad; but I am beginning to think that all the plasters in +a hospital almost won't be enough to put us right." + +"No more of that: pluck strength out of weakness, Sancho, as I mean to +do," returned Don Quixote, "and let us see how Rocinante is, for it seems +to me that not the least share of this mishap has fallen to the lot of +the poor beast." + +"There is nothing wonderful in that," replied Sancho, "since he is a +knight-errant too; what I wonder at is that my beast should have come off +scot-free where we come out scotched." + +"Fortune always leaves a door open in adversity in order to bring relief +to it," said Don Quixote; "I say so because this little beast may now +supply the want of Rocinante, carrying me hence to some castle where I +may be cured of my wounds. And moreover I shall not hold it any dishonour +to be so mounted, for I remember having read how the good old Silenus, +the tutor and instructor of the gay god of laughter, when he entered the +city of the hundred gates, went very contentedly mounted on a handsome +ass." + +"It may be true that he went mounted as your worship says," answered +Sancho, "but there is a great difference between going mounted and going +slung like a sack of manure." + +To which Don Quixote replied, "Wounds received in battle confer honour +instead of taking it away; and so, friend Panza, say no more, but, as I +told thee before, get up as well as thou canst and put me on top of thy +beast in whatever fashion pleases thee best, and let us go hence ere +night come on and surprise us in these wilds." + +"And yet I have heard your worship say," observed Panza, "that it is very +meet for knights-errant to sleep in wastes and deserts, and that they +esteem it very good fortune." + +"That is," said Don Quixote, "when they cannot help it, or when they are +in love; and so true is this that there have been knights who have +remained two years on rocks, in sunshine and shade and all the +inclemencies of heaven, without their ladies knowing anything of it; and +one of these was Amadis, when, under the name of Beltenebros, he took up +his abode on the Pena Pobre for--I know not if it was eight years or +eight months, for I am not very sure of the reckoning; at any rate he +stayed there doing penance for I know not what pique the Princess Oriana +had against him; but no more of this now, Sancho, and make haste before a +mishap like Rocinante's befalls the ass." + +"The very devil would be in it in that case," said Sancho; and letting +off thirty "ohs," and sixty sighs, and a hundred and twenty maledictions +and execrations on whomsoever it was that had brought him there, he +raised himself, stopping half-way bent like a Turkish bow without power +to bring himself upright, but with all his pains he saddled his ass, who +too had gone astray somewhat, yielding to the excessive licence of the +day; he next raised up Rocinante, and as for him, had he possessed a +tongue to complain with, most assuredly neither Sancho nor his master +would have been behind him. + +To be brief, Sancho fixed Don Quixote on the ass and secured Rocinante +with a leading rein, and taking the ass by the halter, he proceeded more +or less in the direction in which it seemed to him the high road might +be; and, as chance was conducting their affairs for them from good to +better, he had not gone a short league when the road came in sight, and +on it he perceived an inn, which to his annoyance and to the delight of +Don Quixote must needs be a castle. Sancho insisted that it was an inn, +and his master that it was not one, but a castle, and the dispute lasted +so long that before the point was settled they had time to reach it, and +into it Sancho entered with all his team without any further controversy. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI. + +OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN WHICH HE TOOK TO +BE A CASTLE + + +The innkeeper, seeing Don Quixote slung across the ass, asked Sancho what +was amiss with him. Sancho answered that it was nothing, only that he had +fallen down from a rock and had his ribs a little bruised. The innkeeper +had a wife whose disposition was not such as those of her calling +commonly have, for she was by nature kind-hearted and felt for the +sufferings of her neighbours, so she at once set about tending Don +Quixote, and made her young daughter, a very comely girl, help her in +taking care of her guest. There was besides in the inn, as servant, an +Asturian lass with a broad face, flat poll, and snub nose, blind of one +eye and not very sound in the other. The elegance of her shape, to be +sure, made up for all her defects; she did not measure seven palms from +head to foot, and her shoulders, which overweighted her somewhat, made +her contemplate the ground more than she liked. This graceful lass, then, +helped the young girl, and the two made up a very bad bed for Don Quixote +in a garret that showed evident signs of having formerly served for many +years as a straw-loft, in which there was also quartered a carrier whose +bed was placed a little beyond our Don Quixote's, and, though only made +of the pack-saddles and cloths of his mules, had much the advantage of +it, as Don Quixote's consisted simply of four rough boards on two not +very even trestles, a mattress, that for thinness might have passed for a +quilt, full of pellets which, were they not seen through the rents to be +wool, would to the touch have seemed pebbles in hardness, two sheets made +of buckler leather, and a coverlet the threads of which anyone that chose +might have counted without missing one in the reckoning. + +On this accursed bed Don Quixote stretched himself, and the hostess and +her daughter soon covered him with plasters from top to toe, while +Maritornes--for that was the name of the Asturian--held the light for +them, and while plastering him, the hostess, observing how full of wheals +Don Quixote was in some places, remarked that this had more the look of +blows than of a fall. + +It was not blows, Sancho said, but that the rock had many points and +projections, and that each of them had left its mark. "Pray, senora," he +added, "manage to save some tow, as there will be no want of some one to +use it, for my loins too are rather sore." + +"Then you must have fallen too," said the hostess. + +"I did not fall," said Sancho Panza, "but from the shock I got at seeing +my master fall, my body aches so that I feel as if I had had a thousand +thwacks." + +"That may well be," said the young girl, "for it has many a time happened +to me to dream that I was falling down from a tower and never coming to +the ground, and when I awoke from the dream to find myself as weak and +shaken as if I had really fallen." + +"There is the point, senora," replied Sancho Panza, "that I without +dreaming at all, but being more awake than I am now, find myself with +scarcely less wheals than my master, Don Quixote." + +"How is the gentleman called?" asked Maritornes the Asturian. + +"Don Quixote of La Mancha," answered Sancho Panza, "and he is a +knight-adventurer, and one of the best and stoutest that have been seen +in the world this long time past." + +"What is a knight-adventurer?" said the lass. + +"Are you so new in the world as not to know?" answered Sancho Panza. +"Well, then, you must know, sister, that a knight-adventurer is a thing +that in two words is seen drubbed and emperor, that is to-day the most +miserable and needy being in the world, and to-morrow will have two or +three crowns of kingdoms to give his squire." + +"Then how is it," said the hostess, "that belonging to so good a master +as this, you have not, to judge by appearances, even so much as a +county?" + +"It is too soon yet," answered Sancho, "for we have only been a month +going in quest of adventures, and so far we have met with nothing that +can be called one, for it will happen that when one thing is looked for +another thing is found; however, if my master Don Quixote gets well of +this wound, or fall, and I am left none the worse of it, I would not +change my hopes for the best title in Spain." + +To all this conversation Don Quixote was listening very attentively, and +sitting up in bed as well as he could, and taking the hostess by the hand +he said to her, "Believe me, fair lady, you may call yourself fortunate +in having in this castle of yours sheltered my person, which is such that +if I do not myself praise it, it is because of what is commonly said, +that self-praise debaseth; but my squire will inform you who I am. I only +tell you that I shall preserve for ever inscribed on my memory the +service you have rendered me in order to tender you my gratitude while +life shall last me; and would to Heaven love held me not so enthralled +and subject to its laws and to the eyes of that fair ingrate whom I name +between my teeth, but that those of this lovely damsel might be the +masters of my liberty." + +The hostess, her daughter, and the worthy Maritornes listened in +bewilderment to the words of the knight-errant; for they understood about +as much of them as if he had been talking Greek, though they could +perceive they were all meant for expressions of good-will and +blandishments; and not being accustomed to this kind of language, they +stared at him and wondered to themselves, for he seemed to them a man of +a different sort from those they were used to, and thanking him in +pothouse phrase for his civility they left him, while the Asturian gave +her attention to Sancho, who needed it no less than his master. + +The carrier had made an arrangement with her for recreation that night, +and she had given him her word that when the guests were quiet and the +family asleep she would come in search of him and meet his wishes +unreservedly. And it is said of this good lass that she never made +promises of the kind without fulfilling them, even though she made them +in a forest and without any witness present, for she plumed herself +greatly on being a lady and held it no disgrace to be in such an +employment as servant in an inn, because, she said, misfortunes and +ill-luck had brought her to that position. The hard, narrow, wretched, +rickety bed of Don Quixote stood first in the middle of this star-lit +stable, and close beside it Sancho made his, which merely consisted of a +rush mat and a blanket that looked as if it was of threadbare canvas +rather than of wool. Next to these two beds was that of the carrier, made +up, as has been said, of the pack-saddles and all the trappings of the +two best mules he had, though there were twelve of them, sleek, plump, +and in prime condition, for he was one of the rich carriers of Arevalo, +according to the author of this history, who particularly mentions this +carrier because he knew him very well, and they even say was in some +degree a relation of his; besides which Cide Hamete Benengeli was a +historian of great research and accuracy in all things, as is very +evident since he would not pass over in silence those that have been +already mentioned, however trifling and insignificant they might be, an +example that might be followed by those grave historians who relate +transactions so curtly and briefly that we hardly get a taste of them, +all the substance of the work being left in the inkstand from +carelessness, perverseness, or ignorance. A thousand blessings on the +author of "Tablante de Ricamonte" and that of the other book in which the +deeds of the Conde Tomillas are recounted; with what minuteness they +describe everything! + +To proceed, then: after having paid a visit to his team and given them +their second feed, the carrier stretched himself on his pack-saddles and +lay waiting for his conscientious Maritornes. Sancho was by this time +plastered and had lain down, and though he strove to sleep the pain of +his ribs would not let him, while Don Quixote with the pain of his had +his eyes as wide open as a hare's. + +The inn was all in silence, and in the whole of it there was no light +except that given by a lantern that hung burning in the middle of the +gateway. This strange stillness, and the thoughts, always present to our +knight's mind, of the incidents described at every turn in the books that +were the cause of his misfortune, conjured up to his imagination as +extraordinary a delusion as can well be conceived, which was that he +fancied himself to have reached a famous castle (for, as has been said, +all the inns he lodged in were castles to his eyes), and that the +daughter of the innkeeper was daughter of the lord of the castle, and +that she, won by his high-bred bearing, had fallen in love with him, and +had promised to come to his bed for a while that night without the +knowledge of her parents; and holding all this fantasy that he had +constructed as solid fact, he began to feel uneasy and to consider the +perilous risk which his virtue was about to encounter, and he resolved in +his heart to commit no treason to his lady Dulcinea del Toboso, even +though the queen Guinevere herself and the dame Quintanona should present +themselves before him. + +While he was taken up with these vagaries, then, the time and the +hour--an unlucky one for him--arrived for the Asturian to come, who in +her smock, with bare feet and her hair gathered into a fustian coif, with +noiseless and cautious steps entered the chamber where the three were +quartered, in quest of the carrier; but scarcely had she gained the door +when Don Quixote perceived her, and sitting up in his bed in spite of his +plasters and the pain of his ribs, he stretched out his arms to receive +his beauteous damsel. The Asturian, who went all doubled up and in +silence with her hands before her feeling for her lover, encountered the +arms of Don Quixote, who grasped her tightly by the wrist, and drawing +her towards him, while she dared not utter a word, made her sit down on +the bed. He then felt her smock, and although it was of sackcloth it +appeared to him to be of the finest and softest silk: on her wrists she +wore some glass beads, but to him they had the sheen of precious Orient +pearls: her hair, which in some measure resembled a horse's mane, he +rated as threads of the brightest gold of Araby, whose refulgence dimmed +the sun himself: her breath, which no doubt smelt of yesterday's stale +salad, seemed to him to diffuse a sweet aromatic fragrance from her +mouth; and, in short, he drew her portrait in his imagination with the +same features and in the same style as that which he had seen in his +books of the other princesses who, smitten by love, came with all the +adornments that are here set down, to see the sorely wounded knight; and +so great was the poor gentleman's blindness that neither touch, nor +smell, nor anything else about the good lass that would have made any but +a carrier vomit, were enough to undeceive him; on the contrary, he was +persuaded he had the goddess of beauty in his arms, and holding her +firmly in his grasp he went on to say in low, tender voice: + +"Would that found myself, lovely and exalted lady, in a position to repay +such a favour as that which you, by the sight of your great beauty, have +granted me; but fortune, which is never weary of persecuting the good, +has chosen to place me upon this bed, where I lie so bruised and broken +that though my inclination would gladly comply with yours it is +impossible; besides, to this impossibility another yet greater is to be +added, which is the faith that I have pledged to the peerless Dulcinea +del Toboso, sole lady of my most secret thoughts; and were it not that +this stood in the way I should not be so insensible a knight as to miss +the happy opportunity which your great goodness has offered me." + +Maritornes was fretting and sweating at finding herself held so fast by +Don Quixote, and not understanding or heeding the words he addressed to +her, she strove without speaking to free herself. The worthy carrier, +whose unholy thoughts kept him awake, was aware of his doxy the moment +she entered the door, and was listening attentively to all Don Quixote +said; and jealous that the Asturian should have broken her word with him +for another, drew nearer to Don Quixote's bed and stood still to see what +would come of this talk which he could not understand; but when he +perceived the wench struggling to get free and Don Quixote striving to +hold her, not relishing the joke he raised his arm and delivered such a +terrible cuff on the lank jaws of the amorous knight that he bathed all +his mouth in blood, and not content with this he mounted on his ribs and +with his feet tramped all over them at a pace rather smarter than a trot. +The bed which was somewhat crazy and not very firm on its feet, unable to +support the additional weight of the carrier, came to the ground, and at +the mighty crash of this the innkeeper awoke and at once concluded that +it must be some brawl of Maritornes', because after calling loudly to her +he got no answer. With this suspicion he got up, and lighting a lamp +hastened to the quarter where he had heard the disturbance. The wench, +seeing that her master was coming and knowing that his temper was +terrible, frightened and panic-stricken made for the bed of Sancho Panza, +who still slept, and crouching upon it made a ball of herself. + +The innkeeper came in exclaiming, "Where art thou, strumpet? Of course +this is some of thy work." At this Sancho awoke, and feeling this mass +almost on top of him fancied he had the nightmare and began to distribute +fisticuffs all round, of which a certain share fell upon Maritornes, who, +irritated by the pain and flinging modesty aside, paid back so many in +return to Sancho that she woke him up in spite of himself. He then, +finding himself so handled, by whom he knew not, raising himself up as +well as he could, grappled with Maritornes, and he and she between them +began the bitterest and drollest scrimmage in the world. The carrier, +however, perceiving by the light of the innkeeper candle how it fared +with his ladylove, quitting Don Quixote, ran to bring her the help she +needed; and the innkeeper did the same but with a different intention, +for his was to chastise the lass, as he believed that beyond a doubt she +alone was the cause of all the harmony. And so, as the saying is, cat to +rat, rat to rope, rope to stick, the carrier pounded Sancho, Sancho the +lass, she him, and the innkeeper her, and all worked away so briskly that +they did not give themselves a moment's rest; and the best of it was that +the innkeeper's lamp went out, and as they were left in the dark they all +laid on one upon the other in a mass so unmercifully that there was not a +sound spot left where a hand could light. + +It so happened that there was lodging that night in the inn a caudrillero +of what they call the Old Holy Brotherhood of Toledo, who, also hearing +the extraordinary noise of the conflict, seized his staff and the tin +case with his warrants, and made his way in the dark into the room +crying: "Hold! in the name of the Jurisdiction! Hold! in the name of the +Holy Brotherhood!" + +The first that he came upon was the pummelled Don Quixote, who lay +stretched senseless on his back upon his broken-down bed, and, his hand +falling on the beard as he felt about, he continued to cry, "Help for the +Jurisdiction!" but perceiving that he whom he had laid hold of did not +move or stir, he concluded that he was dead and that those in the room +were his murderers, and with this suspicion he raised his voice still +higher, calling out, "Shut the inn gate; see that no one goes out; they +have killed a man here!" This cry startled them all, and each dropped the +contest at the point at which the voice reached him. The innkeeper +retreated to his room, the carrier to his pack-saddles, the lass to her +crib; the unlucky Don Quixote and Sancho alone were unable to move from +where they were. The cuadrillero on this let go Don Quixote's beard, and +went out to look for a light to search for and apprehend the culprits; +but not finding one, as the innkeeper had purposely extinguished the +lantern on retreating to his room, he was compelled to have recourse to +the hearth, where after much time and trouble he lit another lamp. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII. + +IN WHICH ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE DON +QUIXOTE AND HIS GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA ENDURED IN THE INN, WHICH TO HIS +MISFORTUNE HE TOOK TO BE A CASTLE + +By this time Don Quixote had recovered from his swoon; and in the same +tone of voice in which he had called to his squire the day before when he +lay stretched "in the vale of the stakes," he began calling to him now, +"Sancho, my friend, art thou asleep? sleepest thou, friend Sancho?" + +"How can I sleep, curses on it!" returned Sancho discontentedly and +bitterly, "when it is plain that all the devils have been at me this +night?" + +"Thou mayest well believe that," answered Don Quixote, "because, either I +know little, or this castle is enchanted, for thou must know-but this +that I am now about to tell thee thou must swear to keep secret until +after my death." + +"I swear it," answered Sancho. + +"I say so," continued Don Quixote, "because I hate taking away anyone's +good name." + +"I say," replied Sancho, "that I swear to hold my tongue about it till +the end of your worship's days, and God grant I may be able to let it out +tomorrow." + +"Do I do thee such injuries, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "that thou +wouldst see me dead so soon?" + +"It is not for that," replied Sancho, "but because I hate keeping things +long, and I don't want them to grow rotten with me from over-keeping." + +"At any rate," said Don Quixote, "I have more confidence in thy affection +and good nature; and so I would have thee know that this night there +befell me one of the strangest adventures that I could describe, and to +relate it to thee briefly thou must know that a little while ago the +daughter of the lord of this castle came to me, and that she is the most +elegant and beautiful damsel that could be found in the wide world. What +I could tell thee of the charms of her person! of her lively wit! of +other secret matters which, to preserve the fealty I owe to my lady +Dulcinea del Toboso, I shall pass over unnoticed and in silence! I will +only tell thee that, either fate being envious of so great a boon placed +in my hands by good fortune, or perhaps (and this is more probable) this +castle being, as I have already said, enchanted, at the time when I was +engaged in the sweetest and most amorous discourse with her, there came, +without my seeing or knowing whence it came, a hand attached to some arm +of some huge giant, that planted such a cuff on my jaws that I have them +all bathed in blood, and then pummelled me in such a way that I am in a +worse plight than yesterday when the carriers, on account of Rocinante's +misbehaviour, inflicted on us the injury thou knowest of; whence +conjecture that there must be some enchanted Moor guarding the treasure +of this damsel's beauty, and that it is not for me." + +"Not for me either," said Sancho, "for more than four hundred Moors have +so thrashed me that the drubbing of the stakes was cakes and fancy-bread +to it. But tell me, senor, what do you call this excellent and rare +adventure that has left us as we are left now? Though your worship was +not so badly off, having in your arms that incomparable beauty you spoke +of; but I, what did I have, except the heaviest whacks I think I had in +all my life? Unlucky me and the mother that bore me! for I am not a +knight-errant and never expect to be one, and of all the mishaps, the +greater part falls to my share." + +"Then thou hast been thrashed too?" said Don Quixote. + +"Didn't I say so? worse luck to my line!" said Sancho. + +"Be not distressed, friend," said Don Quixote, "for I will now make the +precious balsam with which we shall cure ourselves in the twinkling of an +eye." + +By this time the cuadrillero had succeeded in lighting the lamp, and came +in to see the man that he thought had been killed; and as Sancho caught +sight of him at the door, seeing him coming in his shirt, with a cloth on +his head, and a lamp in his hand, and a very forbidding countenance, he +said to his master, "Senor, can it be that this is the enchanted Moor +coming back to give us more castigation if there be anything still left +in the ink-bottle?" + +"It cannot be the Moor," answered Don Quixote, "for those under +enchantment do not let themselves be seen by anyone." + +"If they don't let themselves be seen, they let themselves be felt," said +Sancho; "if not, let my shoulders speak to the point." + +"Mine could speak too," said Don Quixote, "but that is not a sufficient +reason for believing that what we see is the enchanted Moor." + +The officer came up, and finding them engaged in such a peaceful +conversation, stood amazed; though Don Quixote, to be sure, still lay on +his back unable to move from pure pummelling and plasters. The officer +turned to him and said, "Well, how goes it, good man?" + +"I would speak more politely if I were you," replied Don Quixote; "is it +the way of this country to address knights-errant in that style, you +booby?" + +The cuadrillero finding himself so disrespectfully treated by such a +sorry-looking individual, lost his temper, and raising the lamp full of +oil, smote Don Quixote such a blow with it on the head that he gave him a +badly broken pate; then, all being in darkness, he went out, and Sancho +Panza said, "That is certainly the enchanted Moor, Senor, and he keeps +the treasure for others, and for us only the cuffs and lamp-whacks." + +"That is the truth," answered Don Quixote, "and there is no use in +troubling oneself about these matters of enchantment or being angry or +vexed at them, for as they are invisible and visionary we shall find no +one on whom to avenge ourselves, do what we may; rise, Sancho, if thou +canst, and call the alcaide of this fortress, and get him to give me a +little oil, wine, salt, and rosemary to make the salutiferous balsam, for +indeed I believe I have great need of it now, because I am losing much +blood from the wound that phantom gave me." + +Sancho got up with pain enough in his bones, and went after the innkeeper +in the dark, and meeting the officer, who was looking to see what had +become of his enemy, he said to him, "Senor, whoever you are, do us the +favour and kindness to give us a little rosemary, oil, salt, and wine, +for it is wanted to cure one of the best knights-errant on earth, who +lies on yonder bed wounded by the hands of the enchanted Moor that is in +this inn." + +When the officer heard him talk in this way, he took him for a man out of +his senses, and as day was now beginning to break, he opened the inn +gate, and calling the host, he told him what this good man wanted. The +host furnished him with what he required, and Sancho brought it to Don +Quixote, who, with his hand to his head, was bewailing the pain of the +blow of the lamp, which had done him no more harm than raising a couple +of rather large lumps, and what he fancied blood was only the sweat that +flowed from him in his sufferings during the late storm. To be brief, he +took the materials, of which he made a compound, mixing them all and +boiling them a good while until it seemed to him they had come to +perfection. He then asked for some vial to pour it into, and as there was +not one in the inn, he decided on putting it into a tin oil-bottle or +flask of which the host made him a free gift; and over the flask he +repeated more than eighty paternosters and as many more ave-marias, +salves, and credos, accompanying each word with a cross by way of +benediction, at all which there were present Sancho, the innkeeper, and +the cuadrillero; for the carrier was now peacefully engaged in attending +to the comfort of his mules. + +This being accomplished, he felt anxious to make trial himself, on the +spot, of the virtue of this precious balsam, as he considered it, and so +he drank near a quart of what could not be put into the flask and +remained in the pigskin in which it had been boiled; but scarcely had he +done drinking when he began to vomit in such a way that nothing was left +in his stomach, and with the pangs and spasms of vomiting he broke into a +profuse sweat, on account of which he bade them cover him up and leave +him alone. They did so, and he lay sleeping more than three hours, at the +end of which he awoke and felt very great bodily relief and so much ease +from his bruises that he thought himself quite cured, and verily believed +he had hit upon the balsam of Fierabras; and that with this remedy he +might thenceforward, without any fear, face any kind of destruction, +battle, or combat, however perilous it might be. + +Sancho Panza, who also regarded the amendment of his master as +miraculous, begged him to give him what was left in the pigskin, which +was no small quantity. Don Quixote consented, and he, taking it with both +hands, in good faith and with a better will, gulped down and drained off +very little less than his master. But the fact is, that the stomach of +poor Sancho was of necessity not so delicate as that of his master, and +so, before vomiting, he was seized with such gripings and retchings, and +such sweats and faintness, that verily and truly be believed his last +hour had come, and finding himself so racked and tormented he cursed the +balsam and the thief that had given it to him. + +Don Quixote seeing him in this state said, "It is my belief, Sancho, that +this mischief comes of thy not being dubbed a knight, for I am persuaded +this liquor cannot be good for those who are not so." + +"If your worship knew that," returned Sancho--"woe betide me and all my +kindred!--why did you let me taste it?" + +At this moment the draught took effect, and the poor squire began to +discharge both ways at such a rate that the rush mat on which he had +thrown himself and the canvas blanket he had covering him were fit for +nothing afterwards. He sweated and perspired with such paroxysms and +convulsions that not only he himself but all present thought his end had +come. This tempest and tribulation lasted about two hours, at the end of +which he was left, not like his master, but so weak and exhausted that he +could not stand. Don Quixote, however, who, as has been said, felt +himself relieved and well, was eager to take his departure at once in +quest of adventures, as it seemed to him that all the time he loitered +there was a fraud upon the world and those in it who stood in need of his +help and protection, all the more when he had the security and confidence +his balsam afforded him; and so, urged by this impulse, he saddled +Rocinante himself and put the pack-saddle on his squire's beast, whom +likewise he helped to dress and mount the ass; after which he mounted his +horse and turning to a corner of the inn he laid hold of a pike that +stood there, to serve him by way of a lance. All that were in the inn, +who were more than twenty persons, stood watching him; the innkeeper's +daughter was likewise observing him, and he too never took his eyes off +her, and from time to time fetched a sigh that he seemed to pluck up from +the depths of his bowels; but they all thought it must be from the pain +he felt in his ribs; at any rate they who had seen him plastered the +night before thought so. + +As soon as they were both mounted, at the gate of the inn, he called to +the host and said in a very grave and measured voice, "Many and great are +the favours, Senor Alcaide, that I have received in this castle of yours, +and I remain under the deepest obligation to be grateful to you for them +all the days of my life; if I can repay them in avenging you of any +arrogant foe who may have wronged you, know that my calling is no other +than to aid the weak, to avenge those who suffer wrong, and to chastise +perfidy. Search your memory, and if you find anything of this kind you +need only tell me of it, and I promise you by the order of knighthood +which I have received to procure you satisfaction and reparation to the +utmost of your desire." + +The innkeeper replied to him with equal calmness, "Sir Knight, I do not +want your worship to avenge me of any wrong, because when any is done me +I can take what vengeance seems good to me; the only thing I want is that +you pay me the score that you have run up in the inn last night, as well +for the straw and barley for your two beasts, as for supper and beds." + +"Then this is an inn?" said Don Quixote. + +"And a very respectable one," said the innkeeper. + +"I have been under a mistake all this time," answered Don Quixote, "for +in truth I thought it was a castle, and not a bad one; but since it +appears that it is not a castle but an inn, all that can be done now is +that you should excuse the payment, for I cannot contravene the rule of +knights-errant, of whom I know as a fact (and up to the present I have +read nothing to the contrary) that they never paid for lodging or +anything else in the inn where they might be; for any hospitality that +might be offered them is their due by law and right in return for the +insufferable toil they endure in seeking adventures by night and by day, +in summer and in winter, on foot and on horseback, in hunger and thirst, +cold and heat, exposed to all the inclemencies of heaven and all the +hardships of earth." + +"I have little to do with that," replied the innkeeper; "pay me what you +owe me, and let us have no more talk of chivalry, for all I care about is +to get my money." + +"You are a stupid, scurvy innkeeper," said Don Quixote, and putting spurs +to Rocinante and bringing his pike to the slope he rode out of the inn +before anyone could stop him, and pushed on some distance without looking +to see if his squire was following him. + +The innkeeper when he saw him go without paying him ran to get payment of +Sancho, who said that as his master would not pay neither would he, +because, being as he was squire to a knight-errant, the same rule and +reason held good for him as for his master with regard to not paying +anything in inns and hostelries. At this the innkeeper waxed very wroth, +and threatened if he did not pay to compel him in a way that he would not +like. To which Sancho made answer that by the law of chivalry his master +had received he would not pay a rap, though it cost him his life; for the +excellent and ancient usage of knights-errant was not going to be +violated by him, nor should the squires of such as were yet to come into +the world ever complain of him or reproach him with breaking so just a +privilege. + +The ill-luck of the unfortunate Sancho so ordered it that among the +company in the inn there were four woolcarders from Segovia, three +needle-makers from the Colt of Cordova, and two lodgers from the Fair of +Seville, lively fellows, tender-hearted, fond of a joke, and playful, +who, almost as if instigated and moved by a common impulse, made up to +Sancho and dismounted him from his ass, while one of them went in for the +blanket of the host's bed; but on flinging him into it they looked up, +and seeing that the ceiling was somewhat lower what they required for +their work, they decided upon going out into the yard, which was bounded +by the sky, and there, putting Sancho in the middle of the blanket, they +began to raise him high, making sport with him as they would with a dog +at Shrovetide. + +The cries of the poor blanketed wretch were so loud that they reached the +ears of his master, who, halting to listen attentively, was persuaded +that some new adventure was coming, until he clearly perceived that it +was his squire who uttered them. Wheeling about he came up to the inn +with a laborious gallop, and finding it shut went round it to see if he +could find some way of getting in; but as soon as he came to the wall of +the yard, which was not very high, he discovered the game that was being +played with his squire. He saw him rising and falling in the air with +such grace and nimbleness that, had his rage allowed him, it is my belief +he would have laughed. He tried to climb from his horse on to the top of +the wall, but he was so bruised and battered that he could not even +dismount; and so from the back of his horse he began to utter such +maledictions and objurgations against those who were blanketing Sancho as +it would be impossible to write down accurately: they, however, did not +stay their laughter or their work for this, nor did the flying Sancho +cease his lamentations, mingled now with threats, now with entreaties but +all to little purpose, or none at all, until from pure weariness they +left off. They then brought him his ass, and mounting him on top of it +they put his jacket round him; and the compassionate Maritornes, seeing +him so exhausted, thought fit to refresh him with a jug of water, and +that it might be all the cooler she fetched it from the well. Sancho took +it, and as he was raising it to his mouth he was stopped by the cries of +his master exclaiming, "Sancho, my son, drink not water; drink it not, my +son, for it will kill thee; see, here I have the blessed balsam (and he +held up the flask of liquor), and with drinking two drops of it thou wilt +certainly be restored." + +At these words Sancho turned his eyes asquint, and in a still louder +voice said, "Can it be your worship has forgotten that I am not a knight, +or do you want me to end by vomiting up what bowels I have left after +last night? Keep your liquor in the name of all the devils, and leave me +to myself!" and at one and the same instant he left off talking and began +drinking; but as at the first sup he perceived it was water he did not +care to go on with it, and begged Maritornes to fetch him some wine, +which she did with right good will, and paid for it with her own money; +for indeed they say of her that, though she was in that line of life, +there was some faint and distant resemblance to a Christian about her. +When Sancho had done drinking he dug his heels into his ass, and the gate +of the inn being thrown open he passed out very well pleased at having +paid nothing and carried his point, though it had been at the expense of +his usual sureties, his shoulders. It is true that the innkeeper detained +his alforjas in payment of what was owing to him, but Sancho took his +departure in such a flurry that he never missed them. The innkeeper, as +soon as he saw him off, wanted to bar the gate close, but the blanketers +would not agree to it, for they were fellows who would not have cared two +farthings for Don Quixote, even had he been really one of the +knights-errant of the Round Table. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII. + +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER, DON +QUIXOTE, AND OTHER ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING + +Sancho reached his master so limp and faint that he could not urge on his +beast. When Don Quixote saw the state he was in he said, "I have now come +to the conclusion, good Sancho, that this castle or inn is beyond a doubt +enchanted, because those who have so atrociously diverted themselves with +thee, what can they be but phantoms or beings of another world? and I +hold this confirmed by having noticed that when I was by the wall of the +yard witnessing the acts of thy sad tragedy, it was out of my power to +mount upon it, nor could I even dismount from Rocinante, because they no +doubt had me enchanted; for I swear to thee by the faith of what I am +that if I had been able to climb up or dismount, I would have avenged +thee in such a way that those braggart thieves would have remembered +their freak for ever, even though in so doing I knew that I contravened +the laws of chivalry, which, as I have often told thee, do not permit a +knight to lay hands on him who is not one, save in case of urgent and +great necessity in defence of his own life and person." + +"I would have avenged myself too if I could," said Sancho, "whether I had +been dubbed knight or not, but I could not; though for my part I am +persuaded those who amused themselves with me were not phantoms or +enchanted men, as your worship says, but men of flesh and bone like +ourselves; and they all had their names, for I heard them name them when +they were tossing me, and one was called Pedro Martinez, and another +Tenorio Hernandez, and the innkeeper, I heard, was called Juan Palomeque +the Left-handed; so that, senor, your not being able to leap over the +wall of the yard or dismount from your horse came of something else +besides enchantments; and what I make out clearly from all this is, that +these adventures we go seeking will in the end lead us into such +misadventures that we shall not know which is our right foot; and that +the best and wisest thing, according to my small wits, would be for us to +return home, now that it is harvest-time, and attend to our business, and +give over wandering from Zeca to Mecca and from pail to bucket, as the +saying is." + +"How little thou knowest about chivalry, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; +"hold thy peace and have patience; the day will come when thou shalt see +with thine own eyes what an honourable thing it is to wander in the +pursuit of this calling; nay, tell me, what greater pleasure can there be +in the world, or what delight can equal that of winning a battle, and +triumphing over one's enemy? None, beyond all doubt." + +"Very likely," answered Sancho, "though I do not know it; all I know is +that since we have been knights-errant, or since your worship has been +one (for I have no right to reckon myself one of so honourable a number) +we have never won any battle except the one with the Biscayan, and even +out of that your worship came with half an ear and half a helmet the +less; and from that till now it has been all cudgellings and more +cudgellings, cuffs and more cuffs, I getting the blanketing over and +above, and falling in with enchanted persons on whom I cannot avenge +myself so as to know what the delight, as your worship calls it, of +conquering an enemy is like." + +"That is what vexes me, and what ought to vex thee, Sancho," replied Don +Quixote; "but henceforward I will endeavour to have at hand some sword +made by such craft that no kind of enchantments can take effect upon him +who carries it, and it is even possible that fortune may procure for me +that which belonged to Amadis when he was called 'The Knight of the +Burning Sword,' which was one of the best swords that ever knight in the +world possessed, for, besides having the said virtue, it cut like a +razor, and there was no armour, however strong and enchanted it might be, +that could resist it." + +"Such is my luck," said Sancho, "that even if that happened and your +worship found some such sword, it would, like the balsam, turn out +serviceable and good for dubbed knights only, and as for the squires, +they might sup sorrow." + +"Fear not that, Sancho," said Don Quixote: "Heaven will deal better by +thee." + +Thus talking, Don Quixote and his squire were going along, when, on the +road they were following, Don Quixote perceived approaching them a large +and thick cloud of dust, on seeing which he turned to Sancho and said: + +"This is the day, Sancho, on which will be seen the boon my fortune is +reserving for me; this, I say, is the day on which as much as on any +other shall be displayed the might of my arm, and on which I shall do +deeds that shall remain written in the book of fame for all ages to come. +Seest thou that cloud of dust which rises yonder? Well, then, all that is +churned up by a vast army composed of various and countless nations that +comes marching there." + +"According to that there must be two," said Sancho, "for on this opposite +side also there rises just such another cloud of dust." + +Don Quixote turned to look and found that it was true, and rejoicing +exceedingly, he concluded that they were two armies about to engage and +encounter in the midst of that broad plain; for at all times and seasons +his fancy was full of the battles, enchantments, adventures, crazy feats, +loves, and defiances that are recorded in the books of chivalry, and +everything he said, thought, or did had reference to such things. Now the +cloud of dust he had seen was raised by two great droves of sheep coming +along the same road in opposite directions, which, because of the dust, +did not become visible until they drew near, but Don Quixote asserted so +positively that they were armies that Sancho was led to believe it and +say, "Well, and what are we to do, senor?" + +"What?" said Don Quixote: "give aid and assistance to the weak and those +who need it; and thou must know, Sancho, that this which comes opposite +to us is conducted and led by the mighty emperor Alifanfaron, lord of the +great isle of Trapobana; this other that marches behind me is that of his +enemy the king of the Garamantas, Pentapolin of the Bare Arm, for he +always goes into battle with his right arm bare." + +"But why are these two lords such enemies?" + +"They are at enmity," replied Don Quixote, "because this Alifanfaron is a +furious pagan and is in love with the daughter of Pentapolin, who is a +very beautiful and moreover gracious lady, and a Christian, and her +father is unwilling to bestow her upon the pagan king unless he first +abandons the religion of his false prophet Mahomet, and adopts his own." + +"By my beard," said Sancho, "but Pentapolin does quite right, and I will +help him as much as I can." + +"In that thou wilt do what is thy duty, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "for +to engage in battles of this sort it is not requisite to be a dubbed +knight." + +"That I can well understand," answered Sancho; "but where shall we put +this ass where we may be sure to find him after the fray is over? for I +believe it has not been the custom so far to go into battle on a beast of +this kind." + +"That is true," said Don Quixote, "and what you had best do with him is +to leave him to take his chance whether he be lost or not, for the horses +we shall have when we come out victors will be so many that even +Rocinante will run a risk of being changed for another. But attend to me +and observe, for I wish to give thee some account of the chief knights +who accompany these two armies; and that thou mayest the better see and +mark, let us withdraw to that hillock which rises yonder, whence both +armies may be seen." + +They did so, and placed themselves on a rising ground from which the two +droves that Don Quixote made armies of might have been plainly seen if +the clouds of dust they raised had not obscured them and blinded the +sight; nevertheless, seeing in his imagination what he did not see and +what did not exist, he began thus in a loud voice: + +"That knight whom thou seest yonder in yellow armour, who bears upon his +shield a lion crowned crouching at the feet of a damsel, is the valiant +Laurcalco, lord of the Silver Bridge; that one in armour with flowers of +gold, who bears on his shield three crowns argent on an azure field, is +the dreaded Micocolembo, grand duke of Quirocia; that other of gigantic +frame, on his right hand, is the ever dauntless Brandabarbaran de +Boliche, lord of the three Arabias, who for armour wears that serpent +skin, and has for shield a gate which, according to tradition, is one of +those of the temple that Samson brought to the ground when by his death +he revenged himself upon his enemies. But turn thine eyes to the other +side, and thou shalt see in front and in the van of this other army the +ever victorious and never vanquished Timonel of Carcajona, prince of New +Biscay, who comes in armour with arms quartered azure, vert, white, and +yellow, and bears on his shield a cat or on a field tawny with a motto +which says Miau, which is the beginning of the name of his lady, who +according to report is the peerless Miaulina, daughter of the duke +Alfeniquen of the Algarve; the other, who burdens and presses the loins +of that powerful charger and bears arms white as snow and a shield blank +and without any device, is a novice knight, a Frenchman by birth, Pierres +Papin by name, lord of the baronies of Utrique; that other, who with +iron-shod heels strikes the flanks of that nimble parti-coloured zebra, +and for arms bears azure vair, is the mighty duke of Nerbia, +Espartafilardo del Bosque, who bears for device on his shield an +asparagus plant with a motto in Castilian that says, Rastrea mi suerte." +And so he went on naming a number of knights of one squadron or the other +out of his imagination, and to all he assigned off-hand their arms, +colours, devices, and mottoes, carried away by the illusions of his +unheard-of craze; and without a pause, he continued, "People of divers +nations compose this squadron in front; here are those that drink of the +sweet waters of the famous Xanthus, those that scour the woody Massilian +plains, those that sift the pure fine gold of Arabia Felix, those that +enjoy the famed cool banks of the crystal Thermodon, those that in many +and various ways divert the streams of the golden Pactolus, the +Numidians, faithless in their promises, the Persians renowned in archery, +the Parthians and the Medes that fight as they fly, the Arabs that ever +shift their dwellings, the Scythians as cruel as they are fair, the +Ethiopians with pierced lips, and an infinity of other nations whose +features I recognise and descry, though I cannot recall their names. In +this other squadron there come those that drink of the crystal streams of +the olive-bearing Betis, those that make smooth their countenances with +the water of the ever rich and golden Tagus, those that rejoice in the +fertilising flow of the divine Genil, those that roam the Tartesian +plains abounding in pasture, those that take their pleasure in the +Elysian meadows of Jerez, the rich Manchegans crowned with ruddy ears of +corn, the wearers of iron, old relics of the Gothic race, those that +bathe in the Pisuerga renowned for its gentle current, those that feed +their herds along the spreading pastures of the winding Guadiana famed +for its hidden course, those that tremble with the cold of the pineclad +Pyrenees or the dazzling snows of the lofty Apennine; in a word, as many +as all Europe includes and contains." + +Good God! what a number of countries and nations he named! giving to each +its proper attributes with marvellous readiness; brimful and saturated +with what he had read in his lying books! Sancho Panza hung upon his +words without speaking, and from time to time turned to try if he could +see the knights and giants his master was describing, and as he could not +make out one of them he said to him: + +"Senor, devil take it if there's a sign of any man you talk of, knight or +giant, in the whole thing; maybe it's all enchantment, like the phantoms +last night." + +"How canst thou say that!" answered Don Quixote; "dost thou not hear the +neighing of the steeds, the braying of the trumpets, the roll of the +drums?" + +"I hear nothing but a great bleating of ewes and sheep," said Sancho; +which was true, for by this time the two flocks had come close. + +"The fear thou art in, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "prevents thee from +seeing or hearing correctly, for one of the effects of fear is to derange +the senses and make things appear different from what they are; if thou +art in such fear, withdraw to one side and leave me to myself, for alone +I suffice to bring victory to that side to which I shall give my aid;" +and so saying he gave Rocinante the spur, and putting the lance in rest, +shot down the slope like a thunderbolt. Sancho shouted after him, crying, +"Come back, Senor Don Quixote; I vow to God they are sheep and ewes you +are charging! Come back! Unlucky the father that begot me! what madness +is this! Look, there is no giant, nor knight, nor cats, nor arms, nor +shields quartered or whole, nor vair azure or bedevilled. What are you +about? Sinner that I am before God!" But not for all these entreaties did +Don Quixote turn back; on the contrary he went on shouting out, "Ho, +knights, ye who follow and fight under the banners of the valiant emperor +Pentapolin of the Bare Arm, follow me all; ye shall see how easily I +shall give him his revenge over his enemy Alifanfaron of the Trapobana." + +So saying, he dashed into the midst of the squadron of ewes, and began +spearing them with as much spirit and intrepidity as if he were +transfixing mortal enemies in earnest. The shepherds and drovers +accompanying the flock shouted to him to desist; seeing it was no use, +they ungirt their slings and began to salute his ears with stones as big +as one's fist. Don Quixote gave no heed to the stones, but, letting drive +right and left kept saying: + +"Where art thou, proud Alifanfaron? Come before me; I am a single knight +who would fain prove thy prowess hand to hand, and make thee yield thy +life a penalty for the wrong thou dost to the valiant Pentapolin +Garamanta." Here came a sugar-plum from the brook that struck him on the +side and buried a couple of ribs in his body. Feeling himself so smitten, +he imagined himself slain or badly wounded for certain, and recollecting +his liquor he drew out his flask, and putting it to his mouth began to +pour the contents into his stomach; but ere he had succeeded in +swallowing what seemed to him enough, there came another almond which +struck him on the hand and on the flask so fairly that it smashed it to +pieces, knocking three or four teeth and grinders out of his mouth in its +course, and sorely crushing two fingers of his hand. Such was the force +of the first blow and of the second, that the poor knight in spite of +himself came down backwards off his horse. The shepherds came up, and +felt sure they had killed him; so in all haste they collected their flock +together, took up the dead beasts, of which there were more than seven, +and made off without waiting to ascertain anything further. + +All this time Sancho stood on the hill watching the crazy feats his +master was performing, and tearing his beard and cursing the hour and the +occasion when fortune had made him acquainted with him. Seeing him, then, +brought to the ground, and that the shepherds had taken themselves off, +he ran to him and found him in very bad case, though not unconscious; and +said he: + +"Did I not tell you to come back, Senor Don Quixote; and that what you +were going to attack were not armies but droves of sheep?" + +"That's how that thief of a sage, my enemy, can alter and falsify +things," answered Don Quixote; "thou must know, Sancho, that it is a very +easy matter for those of his sort to make us believe what they choose; +and this malignant being who persecutes me, envious of the glory he knew +I was to win in this battle, has turned the squadrons of the enemy into +droves of sheep. At any rate, do this much, I beg of thee, Sancho, to +undeceive thyself, and see that what I say is true; mount thy ass and +follow them quietly, and thou shalt see that when they have gone some +little distance from this they will return to their original shape and, +ceasing to be sheep, become men in all respects as I described them to +thee at first. But go not just yet, for I want thy help and assistance; +come hither, and see how many of my teeth and grinders are missing, for I +feel as if there was not one left in my mouth." + +Sancho came so close that he almost put his eyes into his mouth; now just +at that moment the balsam had acted on the stomach of Don Quixote, so, at +the very instant when Sancho came to examine his mouth, he discharged all +its contents with more force than a musket, and full into the beard of +the compassionate squire. + +"Holy Mary!" cried Sancho, "what is this that has happened me? Clearly +this sinner is mortally wounded, as he vomits blood from the mouth;" but +considering the matter a little more closely he perceived by the colour, +taste, and smell, that it was not blood but the balsam from the flask +which he had seen him drink; and he was taken with such a loathing that +his stomach turned, and he vomited up his inside over his very master, +and both were left in a precious state. Sancho ran to his ass to get +something wherewith to clean himself, and relieve his master, out of his +alforjas; but not finding them, he well-nigh took leave of his senses, +and cursed himself anew, and in his heart resolved to quit his master and +return home, even though he forfeited the wages of his service and all +hopes of the promised island. + +Don Quixote now rose, and putting his left hand to his mouth to keep his +teeth from falling out altogether, with the other he laid hold of the +bridle of Rocinante, who had never stirred from his master's side--so +loyal and well-behaved was he--and betook himself to where the squire +stood leaning over his ass with his hand to his cheek, like one in deep +dejection. Seeing him in this mood, looking so sad, Don Quixote said to +him: + +"Bear in mind, Sancho, that one man is no more than another, unless he +does more than another; all these tempests that fall upon us are signs +that fair weather is coming shortly, and that things will go well with +us, for it is impossible for good or evil to last for ever; and hence it +follows that the evil having lasted long, the good must be now nigh at +hand; so thou must not distress thyself at the misfortunes which happen +to me, since thou hast no share in them." + +"How have I not?" replied Sancho; "was he whom they blanketed yesterday +perchance any other than my father's son? and the alforjas that are +missing to-day with all my treasures, did they belong to any other but +myself?" + +"What! are the alforjas missing, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + +"Yes, they are missing," answered Sancho. + +"In that case we have nothing to eat to-day," replied Don Quixote. + +"It would be so," answered Sancho, "if there were none of the herbs your +worship says you know in these meadows, those with which knights-errant +as unlucky as your worship are wont to supply such-like shortcomings." + +"For all that," answered Don Quixote, "I would rather have just now a +quarter of bread, or a loaf and a couple of pilchards' heads, than all +the herbs described by Dioscorides, even with Doctor Laguna's notes. +Nevertheless, Sancho the Good, mount thy beast and come along with me, +for God, who provides for all things, will not fail us (more especially +when we are so active in his service as we are), since he fails not the +midges of the air, nor the grubs of the earth, nor the tadpoles of the +water, and is so merciful that he maketh his sun to rise on the good and +on the evil, and sendeth rain on the unjust and on the just." + +"Your worship would make a better preacher than knight-errant," said +Sancho. + +"Knights-errant knew and ought to know everything, Sancho," said Don +Quixote; "for there were knights-errant in former times as well qualified +to deliver a sermon or discourse in the middle of an encampment, as if +they had graduated in the University of Paris; whereby we may see that +the lance has never blunted the pen, nor the pen the lance." + +"Well, be it as your worship says," replied Sancho; "let us be off now +and find some place of shelter for the night, and God grant it may be +somewhere where there are no blankets, nor blanketeers, nor phantoms, nor +enchanted Moors; for if there are, may the devil take the whole concern." + +"Ask that of God, my son," said Don Quixote; "and do thou lead on where +thou wilt, for this time I leave our lodging to thy choice; but reach me +here thy hand, and feel with thy finger, and find out how many of my +teeth and grinders are missing from this right side of the upper jaw, for +it is there I feel the pain." + +Sancho put in his fingers, and feeling about asked him, "How many +grinders used your worship have on this side?" + +"Four," replied Don Quixote, "besides the back-tooth, all whole and quite +sound." + +"Mind what you are saying, senor." + +"I say four, if not five," answered Don Quixote, "for never in my life +have I had tooth or grinder drawn, nor has any fallen out or been +destroyed by any decay or rheum." + +"Well, then," said Sancho, "in this lower side your worship has no more +than two grinders and a half, and in the upper neither a half nor any at +all, for it is all as smooth as the palm of my hand." + +"Luckless that I am!" said Don Quixote, hearing the sad news his squire +gave him; "I had rather they despoiled me of an arm, so it were not the +sword-arm; for I tell thee, Sancho, a mouth without teeth is like a mill +without a millstone, and a tooth is much more to be prized than a +diamond; but we who profess the austere order of chivalry are liable to +all this. Mount, friend, and lead the way, and I will follow thee at +whatever pace thou wilt." + +Sancho did as he bade him, and proceeded in the direction in which he +thought he might find refuge without quitting the high road, which was +there very much frequented. As they went along, then, at a slow pace--for +the pain in Don Quixote's jaws kept him uneasy and ill-disposed for +speed--Sancho thought it well to amuse and divert him by talk of some +kind, and among the things he said to him was that which will be told in +the following chapter. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX. + +OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH HIS MASTER, AND OF THE +ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER NOTABLE +OCCURRENCES + +"It seems to me, senor, that all these mishaps that have befallen us of +late have been without any doubt a punishment for the offence committed +by your worship against the order of chivalry in not keeping the oath you +made not to eat bread off a tablecloth or embrace the queen, and all the +rest of it that your worship swore to observe until you had taken that +helmet of Malandrino's, or whatever the Moor is called, for I do not very +well remember." + +"Thou art very right, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but to tell the truth, +it had escaped my memory; and likewise thou mayest rely upon it that the +affair of the blanket happened to thee because of thy fault in not +reminding me of it in time; but I will make amends, for there are ways of +compounding for everything in the order of chivalry." + +"Why! have I taken an oath of some sort, then?" said Sancho. + +"It makes no matter that thou hast not taken an oath," said Don Quixote; +"suffice it that I see thou art not quite clear of complicity; and +whether or no, it will not be ill done to provide ourselves with a +remedy." + +"In that case," said Sancho, "mind that your worship does not forget this +as you did the oath; perhaps the phantoms may take it into their heads to +amuse themselves once more with me; or even with your worship if they see +you so obstinate." + +While engaged in this and other talk, night overtook them on the road +before they had reached or discovered any place of shelter; and what made +it still worse was that they were dying of hunger, for with the loss of +the alforjas they had lost their entire larder and commissariat; and to +complete the misfortune they met with an adventure which without any +invention had really the appearance of one. It so happened that the night +closed in somewhat darkly, but for all that they pushed on, Sancho +feeling sure that as the road was the king's highway they might +reasonably expect to find some inn within a league or two. Going along, +then, in this way, the night dark, the squire hungry, the master +sharp-set, they saw coming towards them on the road they were travelling +a great number of lights which looked exactly like stars in motion. +Sancho was taken aback at the sight of them, nor did Don Quixote +altogether relish them: the one pulled up his ass by the halter, the +other his hack by the bridle, and they stood still, watching anxiously to +see what all this would turn out to be, and found that the lights were +approaching them, and the nearer they came the greater they seemed, at +which spectacle Sancho began to shake like a man dosed with mercury, and +Don Quixote's hair stood on end; he, however, plucking up spirit a +little, said: + +"This, no doubt, Sancho, will be a most mighty and perilous adventure, in +which it will be needful for me to put forth all my valour and +resolution." + +"Unlucky me!" answered Sancho; "if this adventure happens to be one of +phantoms, as I am beginning to think it is, where shall I find the ribs +to bear it?" + +"Be they phantoms ever so much," said Don Quixote, "I will not permit +them to touch a thread of thy garments; for if they played tricks with +thee the time before, it was because I was unable to leap the walls of +the yard; but now we are on a wide plain, where I shall be able to wield +my sword as I please." + +"And if they enchant and cripple you as they did the last time," said +Sancho, "what difference will it make being on the open plain or not?" + +"For all that," replied Don Quixote, "I entreat thee, Sancho, to keep a +good heart, for experience will tell thee what mine is." + +"I will, please God," answered Sancho, and the two retiring to one side +of the road set themselves to observe closely what all these moving +lights might be; and very soon afterwards they made out some twenty +encamisados, all on horseback, with lighted torches in their hands, the +awe-inspiring aspect of whom completely extinguished the courage of +Sancho, who began to chatter with his teeth like one in the cold fit of +an ague; and his heart sank and his teeth chattered still more when they +perceived distinctly that behind them there came a litter covered over +with black and followed by six more mounted figures in mourning down to +the very feet of their mules--for they could perceive plainly they were +not horses by the easy pace at which they went. And as the encamisados +came along they muttered to themselves in a low plaintive tone. This +strange spectacle at such an hour and in such a solitary place was quite +enough to strike terror into Sancho's heart, and even into his master's; +and (save in Don Quixote's case) did so, for all Sancho's resolution had +now broken down. It was just the opposite with his master, whose +imagination immediately conjured up all this to him vividly as one of the +adventures of his books. + +He took it into his head that the litter was a bier on which was borne +some sorely wounded or slain knight, to avenge whom was a task reserved +for him alone; and without any further reasoning he laid his lance in +rest, fixed himself firmly in his saddle, and with gallant spirit and +bearing took up his position in the middle of the road where the +encamisados must of necessity pass; and as soon as he saw them near at +hand he raised his voice and said: + +"Halt, knights, or whosoever ye may be, and render me account of who ye +are, whence ye come, where ye go, what it is ye carry upon that bier, +for, to judge by appearances, either ye have done some wrong or some +wrong has been done to you, and it is fitting and necessary that I should +know, either that I may chastise you for the evil ye have done, or else +that I may avenge you for the injury that has been inflicted upon you." + +"We are in haste," answered one of the encamisados, "and the inn is far +off, and we cannot stop to render you such an account as you demand;" and +spurring his mule he moved on. + +Don Quixote was mightily provoked by this answer, and seizing the mule by +the bridle he said, "Halt, and be more mannerly, and render an account of +what I have asked of you; else, take my defiance to combat, all of you." + +The mule was shy, and was so frightened at her bridle being seized that +rearing up she flung her rider to the ground over her haunches. An +attendant who was on foot, seeing the encamisado fall, began to abuse Don +Quixote, who now moved to anger, without any more ado, laying his lance +in rest charged one of the men in mourning and brought him badly wounded +to the ground, and as he wheeled round upon the others the agility with +which he attacked and routed them was a sight to see, for it seemed just +as if wings had that instant grown upon Rocinante, so lightly and proudly +did he bear himself. The encamisados were all timid folk and unarmed, so +they speedily made their escape from the fray and set off at a run across +the plain with their lighted torches, looking exactly like maskers +running on some gala or festival night. The mourners, too, enveloped and +swathed in their skirts and gowns, were unable to bestir themselves, and +so with entire safety to himself Don Quixote belaboured them all and +drove them off against their will, for they all thought it was no man but +a devil from hell come to carry away the dead body they had in the +litter. + +Sancho beheld all this in astonishment at the intrepidity of his lord, +and said to himself, "Clearly this master of mine is as bold and valiant +as he says he is." + +A burning torch lay on the ground near the first man whom the mule had +thrown, by the light of which Don Quixote perceived him, and coming up to +him he presented the point of the lance to his face, calling on him to +yield himself prisoner, or else he would kill him; to which the prostrate +man replied, "I am prisoner enough as it is; I cannot stir, for one of my +legs is broken: I entreat you, if you be a Christian gentleman, not to +kill me, which will be committing grave sacrilege, for I am a licentiate +and I hold first orders." + +"Then what the devil brought you here, being a churchman?" said Don +Quixote. + +"What, senor?" said the other. "My bad luck." + +"Then still worse awaits you," said Don Quixote, "if you do not satisfy +me as to all I asked you at first." + +"You shall be soon satisfied," said the licentiate; "you must know, then, +that though just now I said I was a licentiate, I am only a bachelor, and +my name is Alonzo Lopez; I am a native of Alcobendas, I come from the +city of Baeza with eleven others, priests, the same who fled with the +torches, and we are going to the city of Segovia accompanying a dead body +which is in that litter, and is that of a gentleman who died in Baeza, +where he was interred; and now, as I said, we are taking his bones to +their burial-place, which is in Segovia, where he was born." + +"And who killed him?" asked Don Quixote. + +"God, by means of a malignant fever that took him," answered the +bachelor. + +"In that case," said Don Quixote, "the Lord has relieved me of the task +of avenging his death had any other slain him; but, he who slew him +having slain him, there is nothing for it but to be silent, and shrug +one's shoulders; I should do the same were he to slay myself; and I would +have your reverence know that I am a knight of La Mancha, Don Quixote by +name, and it is my business and calling to roam the world righting wrongs +and redressing injuries." + +"I do not know how that about righting wrongs can be," said the bachelor, +"for from straight you have made me crooked, leaving me with a broken leg +that will never see itself straight again all the days of its life; and +the injury you have redressed in my case has been to leave me injured in +such a way that I shall remain injured for ever; and the height of +misadventure it was to fall in with you who go in search of adventures." + +"Things do not all happen in the same way," answered Don Quixote; "it all +came, Sir Bachelor Alonzo Lopez, of your going, as you did, by night, +dressed in those surplices, with lighted torches, praying, covered with +mourning, so that naturally you looked like something evil and of the +other world; and so I could not avoid doing my duty in attacking you, and +I should have attacked you even had I known positively that you were the +very devils of hell, for such I certainly believed and took you to be." + +"As my fate has so willed it," said the bachelor, "I entreat you, sir +knight-errant, whose errand has been such an evil one for me, to help me +to get from under this mule that holds one of my legs caught between the +stirrup and the saddle." + +"I would have talked on till to-morrow," said Don Quixote; "how long were +you going to wait before telling me of your distress?" + +He at once called to Sancho, who, however, had no mind to come, as he was +just then engaged in unloading a sumpter mule, well laden with provender, +which these worthy gentlemen had brought with them. Sancho made a bag of +his coat, and, getting together as much as he could, and as the bag would +hold, he loaded his beast, and then hastened to obey his master's call, +and helped him to remove the bachelor from under the mule; then putting +him on her back he gave him the torch, and Don Quixote bade him follow +the track of his companions, and beg pardon of them on his part for the +wrong which he could not help doing them. + +And said Sancho, "If by chance these gentlemen should want to know who +was the hero that served them so, your worship may tell them that he is +the famous Don Quixote of La Mancha, otherwise called the Knight of the +Rueful Countenance." + +The bachelor then took his departure. + +I forgot to mention that before he did so he said to Don Quixote, +"Remember that you stand excommunicated for having laid violent hands on +a holy thing, juxta illud, si quis, suadente diabolo." + +"I do not understand that Latin," answered Don Quixote, "but I know well +I did not lay hands, only this pike; besides, I did not think I was +committing an assault upon priests or things of the Church, which, like a +Catholic and faithful Christian as I am, I respect and revere, but upon +phantoms and spectres of the other world; but even so, I remember how it +fared with Cid Ruy Diaz when he broke the chair of the ambassador of that +king before his Holiness the Pope, who excommunicated him for the same; +and yet the good Roderick of Vivar bore himself that day like a very +noble and valiant knight." + +On hearing this the bachelor took his departure, as has been said, +without making any reply; and Don Quixote asked Sancho what had induced +him to call him the "Knight of the Rueful Countenance" more then than at +any other time. + +"I will tell you," answered Sancho; "it was because I have been looking +at you for some time by the light of the torch held by that unfortunate, +and verily your worship has got of late the most ill-favoured countenance +I ever saw: it must be either owing to the fatigue of this combat, or +else to the want of teeth and grinders." + +"It is not that," replied Don Quixote, "but because the sage whose duty +it will be to write the history of my achievements must have thought it +proper that I should take some distinctive name as all knights of yore +did; one being 'He of the Burning Sword,' another 'He of the Unicorn,' +this one 'He of the Damsels,' that 'He of the Phoenix,' another 'The +Knight of the Griffin,' and another 'He of the Death,' and by these names +and designations they were known all the world round; and so I say that +the sage aforesaid must have put it into your mouth and mind just now to +call me 'The Knight of the Rueful Countenance,' as I intend to call +myself from this day forward; and that the said name may fit me better, I +mean, when the opportunity offers, to have a very rueful countenance +painted on my shield." + +"There is no occasion, senor, for wasting time or money on making that +countenance," said Sancho; "for all that need be done is for your worship +to show your own, face to face, to those who look at you, and without +anything more, either image or shield, they will call you 'Him of the +Rueful Countenance' and believe me I am telling you the truth, for I +assure you, senor (and in good part be it said), hunger and the loss of +your grinders have given you such an ill-favoured face that, as I say, +the rueful picture may be very well spared." + +Don Quixote laughed at Sancho's pleasantry; nevertheless he resolved to +call himself by that name, and have his shield or buckler painted as he +had devised. + +Don Quixote would have looked to see whether the body in the litter were +bones or not, but Sancho would not have it, saying: + +"Senor, you have ended this perilous adventure more safely for yourself +than any of those I have seen: perhaps these people, though beaten and +routed, may bethink themselves that it is a single man that has beaten +them, and feeling sore and ashamed of it may take heart and come in +search of us and give us trouble enough. The ass is in proper trim, the +mountains are near at hand, hunger presses, we have nothing more to do +but make good our retreat, and, as the saying is, the dead to the grave +and the living to the loaf." + +And driving his ass before him he begged his master to follow, who, +feeling that Sancho was right, did so without replying; and after +proceeding some little distance between two hills they found themselves +in a wide and retired valley, where they alighted, and Sancho unloaded +his beast, and stretched upon the green grass, with hunger for sauce, +they breakfasted, dined, lunched, and supped all at once, satisfying +their appetites with more than one store of cold meat which the dead +man's clerical gentlemen (who seldom put themselves on short allowance) +had brought with them on their sumpter mule. But another piece of +ill-luck befell them, which Sancho held the worst of all, and that was +that they had no wine to drink, nor even water to moisten their lips; and +as thirst tormented them, Sancho, observing that the meadow where they +were was full of green and tender grass, said what will be told in the +following chapter. + + + + +CHAPTER XX. + +OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH WAS ACHIEVED BY THE +VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER ACHIEVED +BY ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE WORLD + +"It cannot be, senor, but that this grass is a proof that there must be +hard by some spring or brook to give it moisture, so it would be well to +move a little farther on, that we may find some place where we may quench +this terrible thirst that plagues us, which beyond a doubt is more +distressing than hunger." + +The advice seemed good to Don Quixote, and, he leading Rocinante by the +bridle and Sancho the ass by the halter, after he had packed away upon +him the remains of the supper, they advanced the meadow feeling their +way, for the darkness of the night made it impossible to see anything; +but they had not gone two hundred paces when a loud noise of water, as if +falling from great rocks, struck their ears. The sound cheered them +greatly; but halting to make out by listening from what quarter it came +they heard unseasonably another noise which spoiled the satisfaction the +sound of the water gave them, especially for Sancho, who was by nature +timid and faint-hearted. They heard, I say, strokes falling with a +measured beat, and a certain rattling of iron and chains that, together +with the furious din of the water, would have struck terror into any +heart but Don Quixote's. The night was, as has been said, dark, and they +had happened to reach a spot in among some tall trees, whose leaves +stirred by a gentle breeze made a low ominous sound; so that, what with +the solitude, the place, the darkness, the noise of the water, and the +rustling of the leaves, everything inspired awe and dread; more +especially as they perceived that the strokes did not cease, nor the wind +lull, nor morning approach; to all which might be added their ignorance +as to where they were. + +But Don Quixote, supported by his intrepid heart, leaped on Rocinante, +and bracing his buckler on his arm, brought his pike to the slope, and +said, "Friend Sancho, know that I by Heaven's will have been born in this +our iron age to revive revive in it the age of gold, or the golden as it +is called; I am he for whom perils, mighty achievements, and valiant +deeds are reserved; I am, I say again, he who is to revive the Knights of +the Round Table, the Twelve of France and the Nine Worthies; and he who +is to consign to oblivion the Platirs, the Tablantes, the Olivantes and +Tirantes, the Phoebuses and Belianises, with the whole herd of famous +knights-errant of days gone by, performing in these in which I live such +exploits, marvels, and feats of arms as shall obscure their brightest +deeds. Thou dost mark well, faithful and trusty squire, the gloom of this +night, its strange silence, the dull confused murmur of those trees, the +awful sound of that water in quest of which we came, that seems as though +it were precipitating and dashing itself down from the lofty mountains of +the Moon, and that incessant hammering that wounds and pains our ears; +which things all together and each of itself are enough to instil fear, +dread, and dismay into the breast of Mars himself, much more into one not +used to hazards and adventures of the kind. Well, then, all this that I +put before thee is but an incentive and stimulant to my spirit, making my +heart burst in my bosom through eagerness to engage in this adventure, +arduous as it promises to be; therefore tighten Rocinante's girths a +little, and God be with thee; wait for me here three days and no more, +and if in that time I come not back, thou canst return to our village, +and thence, to do me a favour and a service, thou wilt go to El Toboso, +where thou shalt say to my incomparable lady Dulcinea that her captive +knight hath died in attempting things that might make him worthy of being +called hers." + +When Sancho heard his master's words he began to weep in the most +pathetic way, saying: + +"Senor, I know not why your worship wants to attempt this so dreadful +adventure; it is night now, no one sees us here, we can easily turn about +and take ourselves out of danger, even if we don't drink for three days +to come; and as there is no one to see us, all the less will there be +anyone to set us down as cowards; besides, I have many a time heard the +curate of our village, whom your worship knows well, preach that he who +seeks danger perishes in it; so it is not right to tempt God by trying so +tremendous a feat from which there can be no escape save by a miracle, +and Heaven has performed enough of them for your worship in delivering +you from being blanketed as I was, and bringing you out victorious and +safe and sound from among all those enemies that were with the dead man; +and if all this does not move or soften that hard heart, let this thought +and reflection move it, that you will have hardly quitted this spot when +from pure fear I shall yield my soul up to anyone that will take it. I +left home and wife and children to come and serve your worship, trusting +to do better and not worse; but as covetousness bursts the bag, it has +rent my hopes asunder, for just as I had them highest about getting that +wretched unlucky island your worship has so often promised me, I see that +instead and in lieu of it you mean to desert me now in a place so far +from human reach: for God's sake, master mine, deal not so unjustly by +me, and if your worship will not entirely give up attempting this feat, +at least put it off till morning, for by what the lore I learned when I +was a shepherd tells me it cannot want three hours of dawn now, because +the mouth of the Horn is overhead and makes midnight in the line of the +left arm." + +"How canst thou see, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "where it makes that +line, or where this mouth or this occiput is that thou talkest of, when +the night is so dark that there is not a star to be seen in the whole +heaven?" + +"That's true," said Sancho, "but fear has sharp eyes, and sees things +underground, much more above in heavens; besides, there is good reason to +show that it now wants but little of day." + +"Let it want what it may," replied Don Quixote, "it shall not be said of +me now or at any time that tears or entreaties turned me aside from doing +what was in accordance with knightly usage; and so I beg of thee, Sancho, +to hold thy peace, for God, who has put it into my heart to undertake now +this so unexampled and terrible adventure, will take care to watch over +my safety and console thy sorrow; what thou hast to do is to tighten +Rocinante's girths well, and wait here, for I shall come back shortly, +alive or dead." + +Sancho perceiving it his master's final resolve, and how little his +tears, counsels, and entreaties prevailed with him, determined to have +recourse to his own ingenuity and compel him, if he could, to wait till +daylight; and so, while tightening the girths of the horse, he quietly +and without being felt, with his ass' halter tied both Rocinante's legs, +so that when Don Quixote strove to go he was unable as the horse could +only move by jumps. Seeing the success of his trick, Sancho Panza said: + +"See there, senor! Heaven, moved by my tears and prayers, has so ordered +it that Rocinante cannot stir; and if you will be obstinate, and spur and +strike him, you will only provoke fortune, and kick, as they say, against +the pricks." + +Don Quixote at this grew desperate, but the more he drove his heels into +the horse, the less he stirred him; and not having any suspicion of the +tying, he was fain to resign himself and wait till daybreak or until +Rocinante could move, firmly persuaded that all this came of something +other than Sancho's ingenuity. So he said to him, "As it is so, Sancho, +and as Rocinante cannot move, I am content to wait till dawn smiles upon +us, even though I weep while it delays its coming." + +"There is no need to weep," answered Sancho, "for I will amuse your +worship by telling stories from this till daylight, unless indeed you +like to dismount and lie down to sleep a little on the green grass after +the fashion of knights-errant, so as to be fresher when day comes and the +moment arrives for attempting this extraordinary adventure you are +looking forward to." + +"What art thou talking about dismounting or sleeping for?" said Don +Quixote. "Am I, thinkest thou, one of those knights that take their rest +in the presence of danger? Sleep thou who art born to sleep, or do as +thou wilt, for I will act as I think most consistent with my character." + +"Be not angry, master mine," replied Sancho, "I did not mean to say +that;" and coming close to him he laid one hand on the pommel of the +saddle and the other on the cantle so that he held his master's left +thigh in his embrace, not daring to separate a finger's width from him; +so much afraid was he of the strokes which still resounded with a regular +beat. Don Quixote bade him tell some story to amuse him as he had +proposed, to which Sancho replied that he would if his dread of what he +heard would let him; "Still," said he, "I will strive to tell a story +which, if I can manage to relate it, and nobody interferes with the +telling, is the best of stories, and let your worship give me your +attention, for here I begin. What was, was; and may the good that is to +come be for all, and the evil for him who goes to look for it--your +worship must know that the beginning the old folk used to put to their +tales was not just as each one pleased; it was a maxim of Cato Zonzorino +the Roman, that says 'the evil for him that goes to look for it,' and it +comes as pat to the purpose now as ring to finger, to show that your +worship should keep quiet and not go looking for evil in any quarter, and +that we should go back by some other road, since nobody forces us to +follow this in which so many terrors affright us." + +"Go on with thy story, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and leave the choice +of our road to my care." + +"I say then," continued Sancho, "that in a village of Estremadura there +was a goat-shepherd--that is to say, one who tended goats--which shepherd +or goatherd, as my story goes, was called Lope Ruiz, and this Lope Ruiz +was in love with a shepherdess called Torralva, which shepherdess called +Torralva was the daughter of a rich grazier, and this rich grazier-" + +"If that is the way thou tellest thy tale, Sancho," said Don Quixote, +"repeating twice all thou hast to say, thou wilt not have done these two +days; go straight on with it, and tell it like a reasonable man, or else +say nothing." + +"Tales are always told in my country in the very way I am telling this," +answered Sancho, "and I cannot tell it in any other, nor is it right of +your worship to ask me to make new customs." + +"Tell it as thou wilt," replied Don Quixote; "and as fate will have it +that I cannot help listening to thee, go on." + +"And so, lord of my soul," continued Sancho, as I have said, this +shepherd was in love with Torralva the shepherdess, who was a wild buxom +lass with something of the look of a man about her, for she had little +moustaches; I fancy I see her now." + +"Then you knew her?" said Don Quixote. + +"I did not know her," said Sancho, "but he who told me the story said it +was so true and certain that when I told it to another I might safely +declare and swear I had seen it all myself. And so in course of time, the +devil, who never sleeps and puts everything in confusion, contrived that +the love the shepherd bore the shepherdess turned into hatred and +ill-will, and the reason, according to evil tongues, was some little +jealousy she caused him that crossed the line and trespassed on forbidden +ground; and so much did the shepherd hate her from that time forward +that, in order to escape from her, he determined to quit the country and +go where he should never set eyes on her again. Torralva, when she found +herself spurned by Lope, was immediately smitten with love for him, +though she had never loved him before." + +"That is the natural way of women," said Don Quixote, "to scorn the one +that loves them, and love the one that hates them: go on, Sancho." + +"It came to pass," said Sancho, "that the shepherd carried out his +intention, and driving his goats before him took his way across the +plains of Estremadura to pass over into the Kingdom of Portugal. +Torralva, who knew of it, went after him, and on foot and barefoot +followed him at a distance, with a pilgrim's staff in her hand and a +scrip round her neck, in which she carried, it is said, a bit of +looking-glass and a piece of a comb and some little pot or other of paint +for her face; but let her carry what she did, I am not going to trouble +myself to prove it; all I say is, that the shepherd, they say, came with +his flock to cross over the river Guadiana, which was at that time +swollen and almost overflowing its banks, and at the spot he came to +there was neither ferry nor boat nor anyone to carry him or his flock to +the other side, at which he was much vexed, for he perceived that +Torralva was approaching and would give him great annoyance with her +tears and entreaties; however, he went looking about so closely that he +discovered a fisherman who had alongside of him a boat so small that it +could only hold one person and one goat; but for all that he spoke to him +and agreed with him to carry himself and his three hundred goats across. +The fisherman got into the boat and carried one goat over; he came back +and carried another over; he came back again, and again brought over +another--let your worship keep count of the goats the fisherman is taking +across, for if one escapes the memory there will be an end of the story, +and it will be impossible to tell another word of it. To proceed, I must +tell you the landing place on the other side was miry and slippery, and +the fisherman lost a great deal of time in going and coming; still he +returned for another goat, and another, and another." + +"Take it for granted he brought them all across," said Don Quixote, "and +don't keep going and coming in this way, or thou wilt not make an end of +bringing them over this twelvemonth." + +"How many have gone across so far?" said Sancho. + +"How the devil do I know?" replied Don Quixote. + +"There it is," said Sancho, "what I told you, that you must keep a good +count; well then, by God, there is an end of the story, for there is no +going any farther." + +"How can that be?" said Don Quixote; "is it so essential to the story to +know to a nicety the goats that have crossed over, that if there be a +mistake of one in the reckoning, thou canst not go on with it?" + +"No, senor, not a bit," replied Sancho; "for when I asked your worship to +tell me how many goats had crossed, and you answered you did not know, at +that very instant all I had to say passed away out of my memory, and, +faith, there was much virtue in it, and entertainment." + +"So, then," said Don Quixote, "the story has come to an end?" + +"As much as my mother has," said Sancho. + +"In truth," said Don Quixote, "thou hast told one of the rarest stories, +tales, or histories, that anyone in the world could have imagined, and +such a way of telling it and ending it was never seen nor will be in a +lifetime; though I expected nothing else from thy excellent +understanding. But I do not wonder, for perhaps those ceaseless strokes +may have confused thy wits." + +"All that may be," replied Sancho, "but I know that as to my story, all +that can be said is that it ends there where the mistake in the count of +the passage of the goats begins." + +"Let it end where it will, well and good," said Don Quixote, "and let us +see if Rocinante can go;" and again he spurred him, and again Rocinante +made jumps and remained where he was, so well tied was he. + +Just then, whether it was the cold of the morning that was now +approaching, or that he had eaten something laxative at supper, or that +it was only natural (as is most likely), Sancho felt a desire to do what +no one could do for him; but so great was the fear that had penetrated +his heart, he dared not separate himself from his master by as much as +the black of his nail; to escape doing what he wanted was, however, also +impossible; so what he did for peace's sake was to remove his right hand, +which held the back of the saddle, and with it to untie gently and +silently the running string which alone held up his breeches, so that on +loosening it they at once fell down round his feet like fetters; he then +raised his shirt as well as he could and bared his hind quarters, no slim +ones. But, this accomplished, which he fancied was all he had to do to +get out of this terrible strait and embarrassment, another still greater +difficulty presented itself, for it seemed to him impossible to relieve +himself without making some noise, and he ground his teeth and squeezed +his shoulders together, holding his breath as much as he could; but in +spite of his precautions he was unlucky enough after all to make a little +noise, very different from that which was causing him so much fear. + +Don Quixote, hearing it, said, "What noise is that, Sancho?" + +"I don't know, senor," said he; "it must be something new, for adventures +and misadventures never begin with a trifle." Once more he tried his +luck, and succeeded so well, that without any further noise or +disturbance he found himself relieved of the burden that had given him so +much discomfort. But as Don Quixote's sense of smell was as acute as his +hearing, and as Sancho was so closely linked with him that the fumes rose +almost in a straight line, it could not be but that some should reach his +nose, and as soon as they did he came to its relief by compressing it +between his fingers, saying in a rather snuffing tone, "Sancho, it +strikes me thou art in great fear." + +"I am," answered Sancho; "but how does your worship perceive it now more +than ever?" + +"Because just now thou smellest stronger than ever, and not of +ambergris," answered Don Quixote. + +"Very likely," said Sancho, "but that's not my fault, but your worship's, +for leading me about at unseasonable hours and at such unwonted paces." + +"Then go back three or four, my friend," said Don Quixote, all the time +with his fingers to his nose; "and for the future pay more attention to +thy person and to what thou owest to mine; for it is my great familiarity +with thee that has bred this contempt." + +"I'll bet," replied Sancho, "that your worship thinks I have done +something I ought not with my person." + +"It makes it worse to stir it, friend Sancho," returned Don Quixote. + +With this and other talk of the same sort master and man passed the +night, till Sancho, perceiving that daybreak was coming on apace, very +cautiously untied Rocinante and tied up his breeches. As soon as +Rocinante found himself free, though by nature he was not at all +mettlesome, he seemed to feel lively and began pawing--for as to +capering, begging his pardon, he knew not what it meant. Don Quixote, +then, observing that Rocinante could move, took it as a good sign and a +signal that he should attempt the dread adventure. By this time day had +fully broken and everything showed distinctly, and Don Quixote saw that +he was among some tall trees, chestnuts, which cast a very deep shade; he +perceived likewise that the sound of the strokes did not cease, but could +not discover what caused it, and so without any further delay he let +Rocinante feel the spur, and once more taking leave of Sancho, he told +him to wait for him there three days at most, as he had said before, and +if he should not have returned by that time, he might feel sure it had +been God's will that he should end his days in that perilous adventure. +He again repeated the message and commission with which he was to go on +his behalf to his lady Dulcinea, and said he was not to be uneasy as to +the payment of his services, for before leaving home he had made his +will, in which he would find himself fully recompensed in the matter of +wages in due proportion to the time he had served; but if God delivered +him safe, sound, and unhurt out of that danger, he might look upon the +promised island as much more than certain. Sancho began to weep afresh on +again hearing the affecting words of his good master, and resolved to +stay with him until the final issue and end of the business. From these +tears and this honourable resolve of Sancho Panza's the author of this +history infers that he must have been of good birth and at least an old +Christian; and the feeling he displayed touched his but not so much as to +make him show any weakness; on the contrary, hiding what he felt as well +as he could, he began to move towards that quarter whence the sound of +the water and of the strokes seemed to come. + +Sancho followed him on foot, leading by the halter, as his custom was, +his ass, his constant comrade in prosperity or adversity; and advancing +some distance through the shady chestnut trees they came upon a little +meadow at the foot of some high rocks, down which a mighty rush of water +flung itself. At the foot of the rocks were some rudely constructed +houses looking more like ruins than houses, from among which came, they +perceived, the din and clatter of blows, which still continued without +intermission. Rocinante took fright at the noise of the water and of the +blows, but quieting him Don Quixote advanced step by step towards the +houses, commending himself with all his heart to his lady, imploring her +support in that dread pass and enterprise, and on the way commending +himself to God, too, not to forget him. Sancho who never quitted his +side, stretched his neck as far as he could and peered between the legs +of Rocinante to see if he could now discover what it was that caused him +such fear and apprehension. They went it might be a hundred paces +farther, when on turning a corner the true cause, beyond the possibility +of any mistake, of that dread-sounding and to them awe-inspiring noise +that had kept them all the night in such fear and perplexity, appeared +plain and obvious; and it was (if, reader, thou art not disgusted and +disappointed) six fulling hammers which by their alternate strokes made +all the din. + +When Don Quixote perceived what it was, he was struck dumb and rigid from +head to foot. Sancho glanced at him and saw him with his head bent down +upon his breast in manifest mortification; and Don Quixote glanced at +Sancho and saw him with his cheeks puffed out and his mouth full of +laughter, and evidently ready to explode with it, and in spite of his +vexation he could not help laughing at the sight of him; and when Sancho +saw his master begin he let go so heartily that he had to hold his sides +with both hands to keep himself from bursting with laughter. Four times +he stopped, and as many times did his laughter break out afresh with the +same violence as at first, whereat Don Quixote grew furious, above all +when he heard him say mockingly, "Thou must know, friend Sancho, that of +Heaven's will I was born in this our iron age to revive in it the golden +or age of gold; I am he for whom are reserved perils, mighty +achievements, valiant deeds;" and here he went on repeating the words +that Don Quixote uttered the first time they heard the awful strokes. + +Don Quixote, then, seeing that Sancho was turning him into ridicule, was +so mortified and vexed that he lifted up his pike and smote him two such +blows that if, instead of catching them on his shoulders, he had caught +them on his head there would have been no wages to pay, unless indeed to +his heirs. Sancho seeing that he was getting an awkward return in earnest +for his jest, and fearing his master might carry it still further, said +to him very humbly, "Calm yourself, sir, for by God I am only joking." + +"Well, then, if you are joking I am not," replied Don Quixote. "Look +here, my lively gentleman, if these, instead of being fulling hammers, +had been some perilous adventure, have I not, think you, shown the +courage required for the attempt and achievement? Am I, perchance, being, +as I am, a gentleman, bound to know and distinguish sounds and tell +whether they come from fulling mills or not; and that, when perhaps, as +is the case, I have never in my life seen any as you have, low boor as +you are, that have been born and bred among them? But turn me these six +hammers into six giants, and bring them to beard me, one by one or all +together, and if I do not knock them head over heels, then make what +mockery you like of me." + +"No more of that, senor," returned Sancho; "I own I went a little too far +with the joke. But tell me, your worship, now that peace is made between +us (and may God bring you out of all the adventures that may befall you +as safe and sound as he has brought you out of this one), was it not a +thing to laugh at, and is it not a good story, the great fear we were +in?--at least that I was in; for as to your worship I see now that you +neither know nor understand what either fear or dismay is." + +"I do not deny," said Don Quixote, "that what happened to us may be worth +laughing at, but it is not worth making a story about, for it is not +everyone that is shrewd enough to hit the right point of a thing." + +"At any rate," said Sancho, "your worship knew how to hit the right point +with your pike, aiming at my head and hitting me on the shoulders, thanks +be to God and my own smartness in dodging it. But let that pass; all will +come out in the scouring; for I have heard say 'he loves thee well that +makes thee weep;' and moreover that it is the way with great lords after +any hard words they give a servant to give him a pair of breeches; though +I do not know what they give after blows, unless it be that +knights-errant after blows give islands, or kingdoms on the mainland." + +"It may be on the dice," said Don Quixote, "that all thou sayest will +come true; overlook the past, for thou art shrewd enough to know that our +first movements are not in our own control; and one thing for the future +bear in mind, that thou curb and restrain thy loquacity in my company; +for in all the books of chivalry that I have read, and they are +innumerable, I never met with a squire who talked so much to his lord as +thou dost to thine; and in fact I feel it to be a great fault of thine +and of mine: of thine, that thou hast so little respect for me; of mine, +that I do not make myself more respected. There was Gandalin, the squire +of Amadis of Gaul, that was Count of the Insula Firme, and we read of him +that he always addressed his lord with his cap in his hand, his head +bowed down and his body bent double, more turquesco. And then, what shall +we say of Gasabal, the squire of Galaor, who was so silent that in order +to indicate to us the greatness of his marvellous taciturnity his name is +only once mentioned in the whole of that history, as long as it is +truthful? From all I have said thou wilt gather, Sancho, that there must +be a difference between master and man, between lord and lackey, between +knight and squire: so that from this day forward in our intercourse we +must observe more respect and take less liberties, for in whatever way I +may be provoked with you it will be bad for the pitcher. The favours and +benefits that I have promised you will come in due time, and if they do +not your wages at least will not be lost, as I have already told you." + +"All that your worship says is very well," said Sancho, "but I should +like to know (in case the time of favours should not come, and it might +be necessary to fall back upon wages) how much did the squire of a +knight-errant get in those days, and did they agree by the month, or by +the day like bricklayers?" + +"I do not believe," replied Don Quixote, "that such squires were ever on +wages, but were dependent on favour; and if I have now mentioned thine in +the sealed will I have left at home, it was with a view to what may +happen; for as yet I know not how chivalry will turn out in these +wretched times of ours, and I do not wish my soul to suffer for trifles +in the other world; for I would have thee know, Sancho, that in this +there is no condition more hazardous than that of adventurers." + +"That is true," said Sancho, "since the mere noise of the hammers of a +fulling mill can disturb and disquiet the heart of such a valiant errant +adventurer as your worship; but you may be sure I will not open my lips +henceforward to make light of anything of your worship's, but only to +honour you as my master and natural lord." + +"By so doing," replied Don Quixote, "shalt thou live long on the face of +the earth; for next to parents, masters are to be respected as though +they were parents." + + + + +CHAPTER XXI. + +WHICH TREATS OF THE EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S +HELMET, TOGETHER WITH OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE KNIGHT + + +It now began to rain a little, and Sancho was for going into the fulling +mills, but Don Quixote had taken such an abhorrence to them on account of +the late joke that he would not enter them on any account; so turning +aside to right they came upon another road, different from that which +they had taken the night before. Shortly afterwards Don Quixote perceived +a man on horseback who wore on his head something that shone like gold, +and the moment he saw him he turned to Sancho and said: + +"I think, Sancho, there is no proverb that is not true, all being maxims +drawn from experience itself, the mother of all the sciences, especially +that one that says, 'Where one door shuts, another opens.' I say so +because if last night fortune shut the door of the adventure we were +looking for against us, cheating us with the fulling mills, it now opens +wide another one for another better and more certain adventure, and if I +do not contrive to enter it, it will be my own fault, and I cannot lay it +to my ignorance of fulling mills, or the darkness of the night. I say +this because, if I mistake not, there comes towards us one who wears on +his head the helmet of Mambrino, concerning which I took the oath thou +rememberest." + +"Mind what you say, your worship, and still more what you do," said +Sancho, "for I don't want any more fulling mills to finish off fulling +and knocking our senses out." + +"The devil take thee, man," said Don Quixote; "what has a helmet to do +with fulling mills?" + +"I don't know," replied Sancho, "but, faith, if I might speak as I used, +perhaps I could give such reasons that your worship would see you were +mistaken in what you say." + +"How can I be mistaken in what I say, unbelieving traitor?" returned Don +Quixote; "tell me, seest thou not yonder knight coming towards us on a +dappled grey steed, who has upon his head a helmet of gold?" + +"What I see and make out," answered Sancho, "is only a man on a grey ass +like my own, who has something that shines on his head." + +"Well, that is the helmet of Mambrino," said Don Quixote; "stand to one +side and leave me alone with him; thou shalt see how, without saying a +word, to save time, I shall bring this adventure to an issue and possess +myself of the helmet I have so longed for." + +"I will take care to stand aside," said Sancho; "but God grant, I say +once more, that it may be marjoram and not fulling mills." + +"I have told thee, brother, on no account to mention those fulling mills +to me again," said Don Quixote, "or I vow--and I say no more-I'll full +the soul out of you." + +Sancho held his peace in dread lest his master should carry out the vow +he had hurled like a bowl at him. + +The fact of the matter as regards the helmet, steed, and knight that Don +Quixote saw, was this. In that neighbourhood there were two villages, one +of them so small that it had neither apothecary's shop nor barber, which +the other that was close to it had, so the barber of the larger served +the smaller, and in it there was a sick man who required to be bled and +another man who wanted to be shaved, and on this errand the barber was +going, carrying with him a brass basin; but as luck would have it, as he +was on the way it began to rain, and not to spoil his hat, which probably +was a new one, he put the basin on his head, and being clean it glittered +at half a league's distance. He rode upon a grey ass, as Sancho said, and +this was what made it seem to Don Quixote to be a dapple-grey steed and a +knight and a golden helmet; for everything he saw he made to fall in with +his crazy chivalry and ill-errant notions; and when he saw the poor +knight draw near, without entering into any parley with him, at +Rocinante's top speed he bore down upon him with the pike pointed low, +fully determined to run him through and through, and as he reached him, +without checking the fury of his charge, he cried to him: + +"Defend thyself, miserable being, or yield me of thine own accord that +which is so reasonably my due." + +The barber, who without any expectation or apprehension of it saw this +apparition coming down upon him, had no other way of saving himself from +the stroke of the lance but to let himself fall off his ass; and no +sooner had he touched the ground than he sprang up more nimbly than a +deer and sped away across the plain faster than the wind. + +He left the basin on the ground, with which Don Quixote contented +himself, saying that the pagan had shown his discretion and imitated the +beaver, which finding itself pressed by the hunters bites and cuts off +with its teeth that for which, by its natural instinct, it knows it is +pursued. + +He told Sancho to pick up the helmet, and he taking it in his hands said: + +"By God the basin is a good one, and worth a real of eight if it is worth +a maravedis," and handed it to his master, who immediately put it on his +head, turning it round, now this way, now that, in search of fitment, and +not finding it he said, "Clearly the pagan to whose measure this famous +head-piece was first forged must have had a very large head; but the +worst of it is half of it is wanting." + +When Sancho heard him call the basin a headpiece he was unable to +restrain his laughter, but remembering his master's wrath he checked +himself in the midst of it. + +"What art thou laughing at, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + +"I am laughing," said he, "to think of the great head the pagan must have +had who owned this helmet, for it looks exactly like a regular barber's +basin." + +"Dost thou know what I suspect, Sancho?" said Don Quixote; "that this +wonderful piece of this enchanted helmet must by some strange accident +have come into the hands of some one who was unable to recognise or +realise its value, and who, not knowing what he did, and seeing it to be +of the purest gold, must have melted down one half for the sake of what +it might be worth, and of the other made this which is like a barber's +basin as thou sayest; but be it as it may, to me who recognise it, its +transformation makes no difference, for I will set it to rights at the +first village where there is a blacksmith, and in such style that that +helmet the god of smithies forged for the god of battles shall not +surpass it or even come up to it; and in the meantime I will wear it as +well as I can, for something is better than nothing; all the more as it +will be quite enough to protect me from any chance blow of a stone." + +"That is," said Sancho, "if it is not shot with a sling as they were in +the battle of the two armies, when they signed the cross on your +worship's grinders and smashed the flask with that blessed draught that +made me vomit my bowels up." + +"It does not grieve me much to have lost it," said Don Quixote, "for thou +knowest, Sancho, that I have the receipt in my memory." + +"So have I," answered Sancho, "but if ever I make it, or try it again as +long as I live, may this be my last hour; moreover, I have no intention +of putting myself in the way of wanting it, for I mean, with all my five +senses, to keep myself from being wounded or from wounding anyone: as to +being blanketed again I say nothing, for it is hard to prevent mishaps of +that sort, and if they come there is nothing for it but to squeeze our +shoulders together, hold our breath, shut our eyes, and let ourselves go +where luck and the blanket may send us." + +"Thou art a bad Christian, Sancho," said Don Quixote on hearing this, +"for once an injury has been done thee thou never forgettest it: but know +that it is the part of noble and generous hearts not to attach importance +to trifles. What lame leg hast thou got by it, what broken rib, what +cracked head, that thou canst not forget that jest? For jest and sport it +was, properly regarded, and had I not seen it in that light I would have +returned and done more mischief in revenging thee than the Greeks did for +the rape of Helen, who, if she were alive now, or if my Dulcinea had +lived then, might depend upon it she would not be so famous for her +beauty as she is;" and here he heaved a sigh and sent it aloft; and said +Sancho, "Let it pass for a jest as it cannot be revenged in earnest, but +I know what sort of jest and earnest it was, and I know it will never be +rubbed out of my memory any more than off my shoulders. But putting that +aside, will your worship tell me what are we to do with this dapple-grey +steed that looks like a grey ass, which that Martino that your worship +overthrew has left deserted here? for, from the way he took to his heels +and bolted, he is not likely ever to come back for it; and by my beard +but the grey is a good one." + +"I have never been in the habit," said Don Quixote, "of taking spoil of +those whom I vanquish, nor is it the practice of chivalry to take away +their horses and leave them to go on foot, unless indeed it be that the +victor have lost his own in the combat, in which case it is lawful to +take that of the vanquished as a thing won in lawful war; therefore, +Sancho, leave this horse, or ass, or whatever thou wilt have it to be; +for when its owner sees us gone hence he will come back for it." + +"God knows I should like to take it," returned Sancho, "or at least to +change it for my own, which does not seem to me as good a one: verily the +laws of chivalry are strict, since they cannot be stretched to let one +ass be changed for another; I should like to know if I might at least +change trappings." + +"On that head I am not quite certain," answered Don Quixote, "and the +matter being doubtful, pending better information, I say thou mayest +change them, if so be thou hast urgent need of them." + +"So urgent is it," answered Sancho, "that if they were for my own person +I could not want them more;" and forthwith, fortified by this licence, he +effected the mutatio capparum, rigging out his beast to the ninety-nines +and making quite another thing of it. This done, they broke their fast on +the remains of the spoils of war plundered from the sumpter mule, and +drank of the brook that flowed from the fulling mills, without casting a +look in that direction, in such loathing did they hold them for the alarm +they had caused them; and, all anger and gloom removed, they mounted and, +without taking any fixed road (not to fix upon any being the proper thing +for true knights-errant), they set out, guided by Rocinante's will, which +carried along with it that of his master, not to say that of the ass, +which always followed him wherever he led, lovingly and sociably; +nevertheless they returned to the high road, and pursued it at a venture +without any other aim. + +As they went along, then, in this way Sancho said to his master, "Senor, +would your worship give me leave to speak a little to you? For since you +laid that hard injunction of silence on me several things have gone to +rot in my stomach, and I have now just one on the tip of my tongue that I +don't want to be spoiled." + +"Say, on, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and be brief in thy discourse, for +there is no pleasure in one that is long." + +"Well then, senor," returned Sancho, "I say that for some days past I +have been considering how little is got or gained by going in search of +these adventures that your worship seeks in these wilds and cross-roads, +where, even if the most perilous are victoriously achieved, there is no +one to see or know of them, and so they must be left untold for ever, to +the loss of your worship's object and the credit they deserve; therefore +it seems to me it would be better (saving your worship's better judgment) +if we were to go and serve some emperor or other great prince who may +have some war on hand, in whose service your worship may prove the worth +of your person, your great might, and greater understanding, on +perceiving which the lord in whose service we may be will perforce have +to reward us, each according to his merits; and there you will not be at +a loss for some one to set down your achievements in writing so as to +preserve their memory for ever. Of my own I say nothing, as they will not +go beyond squirely limits, though I make bold to say that, if it be the +practice in chivalry to write the achievements of squires, I think mine +must not be left out." + +"Thou speakest not amiss, Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "but before that +point is reached it is requisite to roam the world, as it were on +probation, seeking adventures, in order that, by achieving some, name and +fame may be acquired, such that when he betakes himself to the court of +some great monarch the knight may be already known by his deeds, and that +the boys, the instant they see him enter the gate of the city, may all +follow him and surround him, crying, 'This is the Knight of the Sun'-or +the Serpent, or any other title under which he may have achieved great +deeds. 'This,' they will say, 'is he who vanquished in single combat the +gigantic Brocabruno of mighty strength; he who delivered the great +Mameluke of Persia out of the long enchantment under which he had been +for almost nine hundred years.' So from one to another they will go +proclaiming his achievements; and presently at the tumult of the boys and +the others the king of that kingdom will appear at the windows of his +royal palace, and as soon as he beholds the knight, recognising him by +his arms and the device on his shield, he will as a matter of course say, +'What ho! Forth all ye, the knights of my court, to receive the flower of +chivalry who cometh hither!' At which command all will issue forth, and +he himself, advancing half-way down the stairs, will embrace him closely, +and salute him, kissing him on the cheek, and will then lead him to the +queen's chamber, where the knight will find her with the princess her +daughter, who will be one of the most beautiful and accomplished damsels +that could with the utmost pains be discovered anywhere in the known +world. Straightway it will come to pass that she will fix her eyes upon +the knight and he his upon her, and each will seem to the other something +more divine than human, and, without knowing how or why they will be +taken and entangled in the inextricable toils of love, and sorely +distressed in their hearts not to see any way of making their pains and +sufferings known by speech. Thence they will lead him, no doubt, to some +richly adorned chamber of the palace, where, having removed his armour, +they will bring him a rich mantle of scarlet wherewith to robe himself, +and if he looked noble in his armour he will look still more so in a +doublet. When night comes he will sup with the king, queen, and princess; +and all the time he will never take his eyes off her, stealing stealthy +glances, unnoticed by those present, and she will do the same, and with +equal cautiousness, being, as I have said, a damsel of great discretion. +The tables being removed, suddenly through the door of the hall there +will enter a hideous and diminutive dwarf followed by a fair dame, +between two giants, who comes with a certain adventure, the work of an +ancient sage; and he who shall achieve it shall be deemed the best knight +in the world. + +"The king will then command all those present to essay it, and none will +bring it to an end and conclusion save the stranger knight, to the great +enhancement of his fame, whereat the princess will be overjoyed and will +esteem herself happy and fortunate in having fixed and placed her +thoughts so high. And the best of it is that this king, or prince, or +whatever he is, is engaged in a very bitter war with another as powerful +as himself, and the stranger knight, after having been some days at his +court, requests leave from him to go and serve him in the said war. The +king will grant it very readily, and the knight will courteously kiss his +hands for the favour done to him; and that night he will take leave of +his lady the princess at the grating of the chamber where she sleeps, +which looks upon a garden, and at which he has already many times +conversed with her, the go-between and confidante in the matter being a +damsel much trusted by the princess. He will sigh, she will swoon, the +damsel will fetch water, much distressed because morning approaches, and +for the honour of her lady he would not that they were discovered; at +last the princess will come to herself and will present her white hands +through the grating to the knight, who will kiss them a thousand and a +thousand times, bathing them with his tears. It will be arranged between +them how they are to inform each other of their good or evil fortunes, +and the princess will entreat him to make his absence as short as +possible, which he will promise to do with many oaths; once more he +kisses her hands, and takes his leave in such grief that he is well-nigh +ready to die. He betakes him thence to his chamber, flings himself on his +bed, cannot sleep for sorrow at parting, rises early in the morning, goes +to take leave of the king, queen, and princess, and, as he takes his +leave of the pair, it is told him that the princess is indisposed and +cannot receive a visit; the knight thinks it is from grief at his +departure, his heart is pierced, and he is hardly able to keep from +showing his pain. The confidante is present, observes all, goes to tell +her mistress, who listens with tears and says that one of her greatest +distresses is not knowing who this knight is, and whether he is of kingly +lineage or not; the damsel assures her that so much courtesy, gentleness, +and gallantry of bearing as her knight possesses could not exist in any +save one who was royal and illustrious; her anxiety is thus relieved, and +she strives to be of good cheer lest she should excite suspicion in her +parents, and at the end of two days she appears in public. Meanwhile the +knight has taken his departure; he fights in the war, conquers the king's +enemy, wins many cities, triumphs in many battles, returns to the court, +sees his lady where he was wont to see her, and it is agreed that he +shall demand her in marriage of her parents as the reward of his +services; the king is unwilling to give her, as he knows not who he is, +but nevertheless, whether carried off or in whatever other way it may be, +the princess comes to be his bride, and her father comes to regard it as +very good fortune; for it so happens that this knight is proved to be the +son of a valiant king of some kingdom, I know not what, for I fancy it is +not likely to be on the map. The father dies, the princess inherits, and +in two words the knight becomes king. And here comes in at once the +bestowal of rewards upon his squire and all who have aided him in rising +to so exalted a rank. He marries his squire to a damsel of the +princess's, who will be, no doubt, the one who was confidante in their +amour, and is daughter of a very great duke." + +"That's what I want, and no mistake about it!" said Sancho. "That's what +I'm waiting for; for all this, word for word, is in store for your +worship under the title of the Knight of the Rueful Countenance." + +"Thou needst not doubt it, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "for in the same +manner, and by the same steps as I have described here, knights-errant +rise and have risen to be kings and emperors; all we want now is to find +out what king, Christian or pagan, is at war and has a beautiful +daughter; but there will be time enough to think of that, for, as I have +told thee, fame must be won in other quarters before repairing to the +court. There is another thing, too, that is wanting; for supposing we +find a king who is at war and has a beautiful daughter, and that I have +won incredible fame throughout the universe, I know not how it can be +made out that I am of royal lineage, or even second cousin to an emperor; +for the king will not be willing to give me his daughter in marriage +unless he is first thoroughly satisfied on this point, however much my +famous deeds may deserve it; so that by this deficiency I fear I shall +lose what my arm has fairly earned. True it is I am a gentleman of known +house, of estate and property, and entitled to the five hundred sueldos +mulct; and it may be that the sage who shall write my history will so +clear up my ancestry and pedigree that I may find myself fifth or sixth +in descent from a king; for I would have thee know, Sancho, that there +are two kinds of lineages in the world; some there be tracing and +deriving their descent from kings and princes, whom time has reduced +little by little until they end in a point like a pyramid upside down; +and others who spring from the common herd and go on rising step by step +until they come to be great lords; so that the difference is that the one +were what they no longer are, and the others are what they formerly were +not. And I may be of such that after investigation my origin may prove +great and famous, with which the king, my father-in-law that is to be, +ought to be satisfied; and should he not be, the princess will so love me +that even though she well knew me to be the son of a water-carrier, she +will take me for her lord and husband in spite of her father; if not, +then it comes to seizing her and carrying her off where I please; for +time or death will put an end to the wrath of her parents." + +"It comes to this, too," said Sancho, "what some naughty people say, +'Never ask as a favour what thou canst take by force;' though it would +fit better to say, 'A clear escape is better than good men's prayers.' I +say so because if my lord the king, your worship's father-in-law, will +not condescend to give you my lady the princess, there is nothing for it +but, as your worship says, to seize her and transport her. But the +mischief is that until peace is made and you come into the peaceful +enjoyment of your kingdom, the poor squire is famishing as far as rewards +go, unless it be that the confidante damsel that is to be his wife comes +with the princess, and that with her he tides over his bad luck until +Heaven otherwise orders things; for his master, I suppose, may as well +give her to him at once for a lawful wife." + +"Nobody can object to that," said Don Quixote. + +"Then since that may be," said Sancho, "there is nothing for it but to +commend ourselves to God, and let fortune take what course it will." + +"God guide it according to my wishes and thy wants," said Don Quixote, +"and mean be he who thinks himself mean." + +"In God's name let him be so," said Sancho: "I am an old Christian, and +to fit me for a count that's enough." + +"And more than enough for thee," said Don Quixote; "and even wert thou +not, it would make no difference, because I being the king can easily +give thee nobility without purchase or service rendered by thee, for when +I make thee a count, then thou art at once a gentleman; and they may say +what they will, but by my faith they will have to call thee 'your +lordship,' whether they like it or not." + +"Not a doubt of it; and I'll know how to support the tittle," said +Sancho. + +"Title thou shouldst say, not tittle," said his master. + +"So be it," answered Sancho. "I say I will know how to behave, for once +in my life I was beadle of a brotherhood, and the beadle's gown sat so +well on me that all said I looked as if I was to be steward of the same +brotherhood. What will it be, then, when I put a duke's robe on my back, +or dress myself in gold and pearls like a count? I believe they'll come a +hundred leagues to see me." + +"Thou wilt look well," said Don Quixote, "but thou must shave thy beard +often, for thou hast it so thick and rough and unkempt, that if thou dost +not shave it every second day at least, they will see what thou art at +the distance of a musket shot." + +"What more will it be," said Sancho, "than having a barber, and keeping +him at wages in the house? and even if it be necessary, I will make him +go behind me like a nobleman's equerry." + +"Why, how dost thou know that noblemen have equerries behind them?" asked +Don Quixote. + +"I will tell you," answered Sancho. "Years ago I was for a month at the +capital and there I saw taking the air a very small gentleman who they +said was a very great man, and a man following him on horseback in every +turn he took, just as if he was his tail. I asked why this man did not +join the other man, instead of always going behind him; they answered me +that he was his equerry, and that it was the custom with nobles to have +such persons behind them, and ever since then I know it, for I have never +forgotten it." + +"Thou art right," said Don Quixote, "and in the same way thou mayest +carry thy barber with thee, for customs did not come into use all +together, nor were they all invented at once, and thou mayest be the +first count to have a barber to follow him; and, indeed, shaving one's +beard is a greater trust than saddling one's horse." + +"Let the barber business be my look-out," said Sancho; "and your +worship's be it to strive to become a king, and make me a count." + +"So it shall be," answered Don Quixote, and raising his eyes he saw what +will be told in the following chapter. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII. + +OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL UNFORTUNATES WHO AGAINST +THEIR WILL WERE BEING CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO + + +Cide Hamete Benengeli, the Arab and Manchegan author, relates in this +most grave, high-sounding, minute, delightful, and original history that +after the discussion between the famous Don Quixote of La Mancha and his +squire Sancho Panza which is set down at the end of chapter twenty-one, +Don Quixote raised his eyes and saw coming along the road he was +following some dozen men on foot strung together by the neck, like beads, +on a great iron chain, and all with manacles on their hands. With them +there came also two men on horseback and two on foot; those on horseback +with wheel-lock muskets, those on foot with javelins and swords, and as +soon as Sancho saw them he said: + +"That is a chain of galley slaves, on the way to the galleys by force of +the king's orders." + +"How by force?" asked Don Quixote; "is it possible that the king uses +force against anyone?" + +"I do not say that," answered Sancho, "but that these are people +condemned for their crimes to serve by force in the king's galleys." + +"In fact," replied Don Quixote, "however it may be, these people are +going where they are taking them by force, and not of their own will." + +"Just so," said Sancho. + +"Then if so," said Don Quixote, "here is a case for the exercise of my +office, to put down force and to succour and help the wretched." + +"Recollect, your worship," said Sancho, "Justice, which is the king +himself, is not using force or doing wrong to such persons, but punishing +them for their crimes." + +The chain of galley slaves had by this time come up, and Don Quixote in +very courteous language asked those who were in custody of it to be good +enough to tell him the reason or reasons for which they were conducting +these people in this manner. One of the guards on horseback answered that +they were galley slaves belonging to his majesty, that they were going to +the galleys, and that was all that was to be said and all he had any +business to know. + +"Nevertheless," replied Don Quixote, "I should like to know from each of +them separately the reason of his misfortune;" to this he added more to +the same effect to induce them to tell him what he wanted so civilly that +the other mounted guard said to him: + +"Though we have here the register and certificate of the sentence of +every one of these wretches, this is no time to take them out or read +them; come and ask themselves; they can tell if they choose, and they +will, for these fellows take a pleasure in doing and talking about +rascalities." + +With this permission, which Don Quixote would have taken even had they +not granted it, he approached the chain and asked the first for what +offences he was now in such a sorry case. + +He made answer that it was for being a lover. + +"For that only?" replied Don Quixote; "why, if for being lovers they send +people to the galleys I might have been rowing in them long ago." + +"The love is not the sort your worship is thinking of," said the galley +slave; "mine was that I loved a washerwoman's basket of clean linen so +well, and held it so close in my embrace, that if the arm of the law had +not forced it from me, I should never have let it go of my own will to +this moment; I was caught in the act, there was no occasion for torture, +the case was settled, they treated me to a hundred lashes on the back, +and three years of gurapas besides, and that was the end of it." + +"What are gurapas?" asked Don Quixote. + +"Gurapas are galleys," answered the galley slave, who was a young man of +about four-and-twenty, and said he was a native of Piedrahita. + +Don Quixote asked the same question of the second, who made no reply, so +downcast and melancholy was he; but the first answered for him, and said, +"He, sir, goes as a canary, I mean as a musician and a singer." + +"What!" said Don Quixote, "for being musicians and singers are people +sent to the galleys too?" + +"Yes, sir," answered the galley slave, "for there is nothing worse than +singing under suffering." + +"On the contrary, I have heard say," said Don Quixote, "that he who sings +scares away his woes." + +"Here it is the reverse," said the galley slave; "for he who sings once +weeps all his life." + +"I do not understand it," said Don Quixote; but one of the guards said to +him, "Sir, to sing under suffering means with the non sancta fraternity +to confess under torture; they put this sinner to the torture and he +confessed his crime, which was being a cuatrero, that is a +cattle-stealer, and on his confession they sentenced him to six years in +the galleys, besides two bundred lashes that he has already had on the +back; and he is always dejected and downcast because the other thieves +that were left behind and that march here ill-treat, and snub, and jeer, +and despise him for confessing and not having spirit enough to say nay; +for, say they, 'nay' has no more letters in it than 'yea,' and a culprit +is well off when life or death with him depends on his own tongue and not +on that of witnesses or evidence; and to my thinking they are not very +far out." + +"And I think so too," answered Don Quixote; then passing on to the third +he asked him what he had asked the others, and the man answered very +readily and unconcernedly, "I am going for five years to their ladyships +the gurapas for the want of ten ducats." + +"I will give twenty with pleasure to get you out of that trouble," said +Don Quixote. + +"That," said the galley slave, "is like a man having money at sea when he +is dying of hunger and has no way of buying what he wants; I say so +because if at the right time I had had those twenty ducats that your +worship now offers me, I would have greased the notary's pen and +freshened up the attorney's wit with them, so that to-day I should be in +the middle of the plaza of the Zocodover at Toledo, and not on this road +coupled like a greyhound. But God is great; patience--there, that's +enough of it." + +Don Quixote passed on to the fourth, a man of venerable aspect with a +white beard falling below his breast, who on hearing himself asked the +reason of his being there began to weep without answering a word, but the +fifth acted as his tongue and said, "This worthy man is going to the +galleys for four years, after having gone the rounds in ceremony and on +horseback." + +"That means," said Sancho Panza, "as I take it, to have been exposed to +shame in public." + +"Just so," replied the galley slave, "and the offence for which they gave +him that punishment was having been an ear-broker, nay body-broker; I +mean, in short, that this gentleman goes as a pimp, and for having +besides a certain touch of the sorcerer about him." + +"If that touch had not been thrown in," said Don Quixote, "he would not +deserve, for mere pimping, to row in the galleys, but rather to command +and be admiral of them; for the office of pimp is no ordinary one, being +the office of persons of discretion, one very necessary in a well-ordered +state, and only to be exercised by persons of good birth; nay, there +ought to be an inspector and overseer of them, as in other offices, and +recognised number, as with the brokers on change; in this way many of the +evils would be avoided which are caused by this office and calling being +in the hands of stupid and ignorant people, such as women more or less +silly, and pages and jesters of little standing and experience, who on +the most urgent occasions, and when ingenuity of contrivance is needed, +let the crumbs freeze on the way to their mouths, and know not which is +their right hand. I should like to go farther, and give reasons to show +that it is advisable to choose those who are to hold so necessary an +office in the state, but this is not the fit place for it; some day I +will expound the matter to some one able to see to and rectify it; all I +say now is, that the additional fact of his being a sorcerer has removed +the sorrow it gave me to see these white hairs and this venerable +countenance in so painful a position on account of his being a pimp; +though I know well there are no sorceries in the world that can move or +compel the will as some simple folk fancy, for our will is free, nor is +there herb or charm that can force it. All that certain silly women and +quacks do is to turn men mad with potions and poisons, pretending that +they have power to cause love, for, as I say, it is an impossibility to +compel the will." + +"It is true," said the good old man, "and indeed, sir, as far as the +charge of sorcery goes I was not guilty; as to that of being a pimp I +cannot deny it; but I never thought I was doing any harm by it, for my +only object was that all the world should enjoy itself and live in peace +and quiet, without quarrels or troubles; but my good intentions were +unavailing to save me from going where I never expect to come back from, +with this weight of years upon me and a urinary ailment that never gives +me a moment's ease;" and again he fell to weeping as before, and such +compassion did Sancho feel for him that he took out a real of four from +his bosom and gave it to him in alms. + +Don Quixote went on and asked another what his crime was, and the man +answered with no less but rather much more sprightliness than the last +one. + +"I am here because I carried the joke too far with a couple of cousins of +mine, and with a couple of other cousins who were none of mine; in short, +I carried the joke so far with them all that it ended in such a +complicated increase of kindred that no accountant could make it clear: +it was all proved against me, I got no favour, I had no money, I was near +having my neck stretched, they sentenced me to the galleys for six years, +I accepted my fate, it is the punishment of my fault; I am a young man; +let life only last, and with that all will come right. If you, sir, have +anything wherewith to help the poor, God will repay it to you in heaven, +and we on earth will take care in our petitions to him to pray for the +life and health of your worship, that they may be as long and as good as +your amiable appearance deserves." + +This one was in the dress of a student, and one of the guards said he was +a great talker and a very elegant Latin scholar. + +Behind all these there came a man of thirty, a very personable fellow, +except that when he looked, his eyes turned in a little one towards the +other. He was bound differently from the rest, for he had to his leg a +chain so long that it was wound all round his body, and two rings on his +neck, one attached to the chain, the other to what they call a +"keep-friend" or "friend's foot," from which hung two irons reaching to +his waist with two manacles fixed to them in which his hands were secured +by a big padlock, so that he could neither raise his hands to his mouth +nor lower his head to his hands. Don Quixote asked why this man carried +so many more chains than the others. The guard replied that it was +because he alone had committed more crimes than all the rest put +together, and was so daring and such a villain, that though they marched +him in that fashion they did not feel sure of him, but were in dread of +his making his escape. + +"What crimes can he have committed," said Don Quixote, "if they have not +deserved a heavier punishment than being sent to the galleys?" + +"He goes for ten years," replied the guard, "which is the same thing as +civil death, and all that need be said is that this good fellow is the +famous Gines de Pasamonte, otherwise called Ginesillo de Parapilla." + +"Gently, senor commissary," said the galley slave at this, "let us have +no fixing of names or surnames; my name is Gines, not Ginesillo, and my +family name is Pasamonte, not Parapilla as you say; let each one mind his +own business, and he will be doing enough." + +"Speak with less impertinence, master thief of extra measure," replied +the commissary, "if you don't want me to make you hold your tongue in +spite of your teeth." + +"It is easy to see," returned the galley slave, "that man goes as God +pleases, but some one shall know some day whether I am called Ginesillo +de Parapilla or not." + +"Don't they call you so, you liar?" said the guard. + +"They do," returned Gines, "but I will make them give over calling me so, +or I will be shaved, where, I only say behind my teeth. If you, sir, have +anything to give us, give it to us at once, and God speed you, for you +are becoming tiresome with all this inquisitiveness about the lives of +others; if you want to know about mine, let me tell you I am Gines de +Pasamonte, whose life is written by these fingers." + +"He says true," said the commissary, "for he has himself written his +story as grand as you please, and has left the book in the prison in pawn +for two hundred reals." + +"And I mean to take it out of pawn," said Gines, "though it were in for +two hundred ducats." + +"Is it so good?" said Don Quixote. + +"So good is it," replied Gines, "that a fig for 'Lazarillo de Tormes,' +and all of that kind that have been written, or shall be written compared +with it: all I will say about it is that it deals with facts, and facts +so neat and diverting that no lies could match them." + +"And how is the book entitled?" asked Don Quixote. + +"The 'Life of Gines de Pasamonte,'" replied the subject of it. + +"And is it finished?" asked Don Quixote. + +"How can it be finished," said the other, "when my life is not yet +finished? All that is written is from my birth down to the point when +they sent me to the galleys this last time." + +"Then you have been there before?" said Don Quixote. + +"In the service of God and the king I have been there for four years +before now, and I know by this time what the biscuit and courbash are +like," replied Gines; "and it is no great grievance to me to go back to +them, for there I shall have time to finish my book; I have still many +things left to say, and in the galleys of Spain there is more than enough +leisure; though I do not want much for what I have to write, for I have +it by heart." + +"You seem a clever fellow," said Don Quixote. + +"And an unfortunate one," replied Gines, "for misfortune always +persecutes good wit." + +"It persecutes rogues," said the commissary. + +"I told you already to go gently, master commissary," said Pasamonte; +"their lordships yonder never gave you that staff to ill-treat us +wretches here, but to conduct and take us where his majesty orders you; +if not, by the life of-never mind-; it may be that some day the stains +made in the inn will come out in the scouring; let everyone hold his +tongue and behave well and speak better; and now let us march on, for we +have had quite enough of this entertainment." + +The commissary lifted his staff to strike Pasamonte in return for his +threats, but Don Quixote came between them, and begged him not to ill-use +him, as it was not too much to allow one who had his hands tied to have +his tongue a trifle free; and turning to the whole chain of them he said: + +"From all you have told me, dear brethren, make out clearly that though +they have punished you for your faults, the punishments you are about to +endure do not give you much pleasure, and that you go to them very much +against the grain and against your will, and that perhaps this one's want +of courage under torture, that one's want of money, the other's want of +advocacy, and lastly the perverted judgment of the judge may have been +the cause of your ruin and of your failure to obtain the justice you had +on your side. All which presents itself now to my mind, urging, +persuading, and even compelling me to demonstrate in your case the +purpose for which Heaven sent me into the world and caused me to make +profession of the order of chivalry to which I belong, and the vow I took +therein to give aid to those in need and under the oppression of the +strong. But as I know that it is a mark of prudence not to do by foul +means what may be done by fair, I will ask these gentlemen, the guards +and commissary, to be so good as to release you and let you go in peace, +as there will be no lack of others to serve the king under more +favourable circumstances; for it seems to me a hard case to make slaves +of those whom God and nature have made free. Moreover, sirs of the +guard," added Don Quixote, "these poor fellows have done nothing to you; +let each answer for his own sins yonder; there is a God in Heaven who +will not forget to punish the wicked or reward the good; and it is not +fitting that honest men should be the instruments of punishment to +others, they being therein no way concerned. This request I make thus +gently and quietly, that, if you comply with it, I may have reason for +thanking you; and, if you will not voluntarily, this lance and sword +together with the might of my arm shall compel you to comply with it by +force." + +"Nice nonsense!" said the commissary; "a fine piece of pleasantry he has +come out with at last! He wants us to let the king's prisoners go, as if +we had any authority to release them, or he to order us to do so! Go your +way, sir, and good luck to you; put that basin straight that you've got +on your head, and don't go looking for three feet on a cat." + +"'Tis you that are the cat, rat, and rascal," replied Don Quixote, and +acting on the word he fell upon him so suddenly that without giving him +time to defend himself he brought him to the ground sorely wounded with a +lance-thrust; and lucky it was for him that it was the one that had the +musket. The other guards stood thunderstruck and amazed at this +unexpected event, but recovering presence of mind, those on horseback +seized their swords, and those on foot their javelins, and attacked Don +Quixote, who was waiting for them with great calmness; and no doubt it +would have gone badly with him if the galley slaves, seeing the chance +before them of liberating themselves, had not effected it by contriving +to break the chain on which they were strung. Such was the confusion, +that the guards, now rushing at the galley slaves who were breaking +loose, now to attack Don Quixote who was waiting for them, did nothing at +all that was of any use. Sancho, on his part, gave a helping hand to +release Gines de Pasamonte, who was the first to leap forth upon the +plain free and unfettered, and who, attacking the prostrate commissary, +took from him his sword and the musket, with which, aiming at one and +levelling at another, he, without ever discharging it, drove every one of +the guards off the field, for they took to flight, as well to escape +Pasamonte's musket, as the showers of stones the now released galley +slaves were raining upon them. Sancho was greatly grieved at the affair, +because he anticipated that those who had fled would report the matter to +the Holy Brotherhood, who at the summons of the alarm-bell would at once +sally forth in quest of the offenders; and he said so to his master, and +entreated him to leave the place at once, and go into hiding in the +sierra that was close by. + +"That is all very well," said Don Quixote, "but I know what must be done +now;" and calling together all the galley slaves, who were now running +riot, and had stripped the commissary to the skin, he collected them +round him to hear what he had to say, and addressed them as follows: "To +be grateful for benefits received is the part of persons of good birth, +and one of the sins most offensive to God is ingratitude; I say so +because, sirs, ye have already seen by manifest proof the benefit ye have +received of me; in return for which I desire, and it is my good pleasure +that, laden with that chain which I have taken off your necks, ye at once +set out and proceed to the city of El Toboso, and there present +yourselves before the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, and say to her that her +knight, he of the Rueful Countenance, sends to commend himself to her; +and that ye recount to her in full detail all the particulars of this +notable adventure, up to the recovery of your longed-for liberty; and +this done ye may go where ye will, and good fortune attend you." + +Gines de Pasamonte made answer for all, saying, "That which you, sir, our +deliverer, demand of us, is of all impossibilities the most impossible to +comply with, because we cannot go together along the roads, but only +singly and separate, and each one his own way, endeavouring to hide +ourselves in the bowels of the earth to escape the Holy Brotherhood, +which, no doubt, will come out in search of us. What your worship may do, +and fairly do, is to change this service and tribute as regards the lady +Dulcinea del Toboso for a certain quantity of ave-marias and credos which +we will say for your worship's intention, and this is a condition that +can be complied with by night as by day, running or resting, in peace or +in war; but to imagine that we are going now to return to the flesh-pots +of Egypt, I mean to take up our chain and set out for El Toboso, is to +imagine that it is now night, though it is not yet ten in the morning, +and to ask this of us is like asking pears of the elm tree." + +"Then by all that's good," said Don Quixote (now stirred to wrath), "Don +son of a bitch, Don Ginesillo de Paropillo, or whatever your name is, you +will have to go yourself alone, with your tail between your legs and the +whole chain on your back." + +Pasamonte, who was anything but meek (being by this time thoroughly +convinced that Don Quixote was not quite right in his head as he had +committed such a vagary as to set them free), finding himself abused in +this fashion, gave the wink to his companions, and falling back they +began to shower stones on Don Quixote at such a rate that he was quite +unable to protect himself with his buckler, and poor Rocinante no more +heeded the spur than if he had been made of brass. Sancho planted himself +behind his ass, and with him sheltered himself from the hailstorm that +poured on both of them. Don Quixote was unable to shield himself so well +but that more pebbles than I could count struck him full on the body with +such force that they brought him to the ground; and the instant he fell +the student pounced upon him, snatched the basin from his head, and with +it struck three or four blows on his shoulders, and as many more on the +ground, knocking it almost to pieces. They then stripped him of a jacket +that he wore over his armour, and they would have stripped off his +stockings if his greaves had not prevented them. From Sancho they took +his coat, leaving him in his shirt-sleeves; and dividing among themselves +the remaining spoils of the battle, they went each one his own way, more +solicitous about keeping clear of the Holy Brotherhood they dreaded, than +about burdening themselves with the chain, or going to present themselves +before the lady Dulcinea del Toboso. The ass and Rocinante, Sancho and +Don Quixote, were all that were left upon the spot; the ass with drooping +head, serious, shaking his ears from time to time as if he thought the +storm of stones that assailed them was not yet over; Rocinante stretched +beside his master, for he too had been brought to the ground by a stone; +Sancho stripped, and trembling with fear of the Holy Brotherhood; and Don +Quixote fuming to find himself so served by the very persons for whom he +had done so much. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII. + +OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OF THE +RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS HISTORY + + +Seeing himself served in this way, Don Quixote said to his squire, "I +have always heard it said, Sancho, that to do good to boors is to throw +water into the sea. If I had believed thy words, I should have avoided +this trouble; but it is done now, it is only to have patience and take +warning for the future." + +"Your worship will take warning as much as I am a Turk," returned Sancho; +"but, as you say this mischief might have been avoided if you had +believed me, believe me now, and a still greater one will be avoided; for +I tell you chivalry is of no account with the Holy Brotherhood, and they +don't care two maravedis for all the knights-errant in the world; and I +can tell you I fancy I hear their arrows whistling past my ears this +minute." + +"Thou art a coward by nature, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but lest thou +shouldst say I am obstinate, and that I never do as thou dost advise, +this once I will take thy advice, and withdraw out of reach of that fury +thou so dreadest; but it must be on one condition, that never, in life or +in death, thou art to say to anyone that I retired or withdrew from this +danger out of fear, but only in compliance with thy entreaties; for if +thou sayest otherwise thou wilt lie therein, and from this time to that, +and from that to this, I give thee lie, and say thou liest and wilt lie +every time thou thinkest or sayest it; and answer me not again; for at +the mere thought that I am withdrawing or retiring from any danger, above +all from this, which does seem to carry some little shadow of fear with +it, I am ready to take my stand here and await alone, not only that Holy +Brotherhood you talk of and dread, but the brothers of the twelve tribes +of Israel, and the Seven Maccabees, and Castor and Pollux, and all the +brothers and brotherhoods in the world." + +"Senor," replied Sancho, "to retire is not to flee, and there is no +wisdom in waiting when danger outweighs hope, and it is the part of wise +men to preserve themselves to-day for to-morrow, and not risk all in one +day; and let me tell you, though I am a clown and a boor, I have got some +notion of what they call safe conduct; so repent not of having taken my +advice, but mount Rocinante if you can, and if not I will help you; and +follow me, for my mother-wit tells me we have more need of legs than +hands just now." + +Don Quixote mounted without replying, and, Sancho leading the way on his +ass, they entered the side of the Sierra Morena, which was close by, as +it was Sancho's design to cross it entirely and come out again at El Viso +or Almodovar del Campo, and hide for some days among its crags so as to +escape the search of the Brotherhood should they come to look for them. +He was encouraged in this by perceiving that the stock of provisions +carried by the ass had come safe out of the fray with the galley slaves, +a circumstance that he regarded as a miracle, seeing how they pillaged +and ransacked. + +That night they reached the very heart of the Sierra Morena, where it +seemed prudent to Sancho to pass the night and even some days, at least +as many as the stores he carried might last, and so they encamped between +two rocks and among some cork trees; but fatal destiny, which, according +to the opinion of those who have not the light of the true faith, +directs, arranges, and settles everything in its own way, so ordered it +that Gines de Pasamonte, the famous knave and thief who by the virtue and +madness of Don Quixote had been released from the chain, driven by fear +of the Holy Brotherhood, which he had good reason to dread, resolved to +take hiding in the mountains; and his fate and fear led him to the same +spot to which Don Quixote and Sancho Panza had been led by theirs, just +in time to recognise them and leave them to fall asleep: and as the +wicked are always ungrateful, and necessity leads to evildoing, and +immediate advantage overcomes all considerations of the future, Gines, +who was neither grateful nor well-principled, made up his mind to steal +Sancho Panza's ass, not troubling himself about Rocinante, as being a +prize that was no good either to pledge or sell. While Sancho slept he +stole his ass, and before day dawned he was far out of reach. + +Aurora made her appearance bringing gladness to the earth but sadness to +Sancho Panza, for he found that his Dapple was missing, and seeing +himself bereft of him he began the saddest and most doleful lament in the +world, so loud that Don Quixote awoke at his exclamations and heard him +saying, "O son of my bowels, born in my very house, my children's +plaything, my wife's joy, the envy of my neighbours, relief of my +burdens, and lastly, half supporter of myself, for with the +six-and-twenty maravedis thou didst earn me daily I met half my charges." + +Don Quixote, when he heard the lament and learned the cause, consoled +Sancho with the best arguments he could, entreating him to be patient, +and promising to give him a letter of exchange ordering three out of five +ass-colts that he had at home to be given to him. Sancho took comfort at +this, dried his tears, suppressed his sobs, and returned thanks for the +kindness shown him by Don Quixote. He on his part was rejoiced to the +heart on entering the mountains, as they seemed to him to be just the +place for the adventures he was in quest of. They brought back to his +memory the marvellous adventures that had befallen knights-errant in like +solitudes and wilds, and he went along reflecting on these things, so +absorbed and carried away by them that he had no thought for anything +else. + +Nor had Sancho any other care (now that he fancied he was travelling in a +safe quarter) than to satisfy his appetite with such remains as were left +of the clerical spoils, and so he marched behind his master laden with +what Dapple used to carry, emptying the sack and packing his paunch, and +so long as he could go that way, he would not have given a farthing to +meet with another adventure. + +While so engaged he raised his eyes and saw that his master had halted, +and was trying with the point of his pike to lift some bulky object that +lay upon the ground, on which he hastened to join him and help him if it +were needful, and reached him just as with the point of the pike he was +raising a saddle-pad with a valise attached to it, half or rather wholly +rotten and torn; but so heavy were they that Sancho had to help to take +them up, and his master directed him to see what the valise contained. +Sancho did so with great alacrity, and though the valise was secured by a +chain and padlock, from its torn and rotten condition he was able to see +its contents, which were four shirts of fine holland, and other articles +of linen no less curious than clean; and in a handkerchief he found a +good lot of gold crowns, and as soon as he saw them he exclaimed: + +"Blessed be all Heaven for sending us an adventure that is good for +something!" + +Searching further he found a little memorandum book richly bound; this +Don Quixote asked of him, telling him to take the money and keep it for +himself. Sancho kissed his hands for the favour, and cleared the valise +of its linen, which he stowed away in the provision sack. Considering the +whole matter, Don Quixote observed: + +"It seems to me, Sancho--and it is impossible it can be otherwise-that +some strayed traveller must have crossed this sierra and been attacked +and slain by footpads, who brought him to this remote spot to bury him." + +"That cannot be," answered Sancho, "because if they had been robbers they +would not have left this money." + +"Thou art right," said Don Quixote, "and I cannot guess or explain what +this may mean; but stay; let us see if in this memorandum book there is +anything written by which we may be able to trace out or discover what we +want to know." + +He opened it, and the first thing he found in it, written roughly but in +a very good hand, was a sonnet, and reading it aloud that Sancho might +hear it, he found that it ran as follows: + +SONNET + +Or Love is lacking in intelligence, + Or to the height of cruelty attains, + Or else it is my doom to suffer pains +Beyond the measure due to my offence. +But if Love be a God, it follows thence + That he knows all, and certain it remains + No God loves cruelty; then who ordains +This penance that enthrals while it torments? +It were a falsehood, Chloe, thee to name; + Such evil with such goodness cannot live; +And against Heaven I dare not charge the blame, + I only know it is my fate to die. + To him who knows not whence his malady + A miracle alone a cure can give. + +"There is nothing to be learned from that rhyme," said Sancho, "unless by +that clue there's in it, one may draw out the ball of the whole matter." + +"What clue is there?" said Don Quixote. + +"I thought your worship spoke of a clue in it," said Sancho. + +"I only said Chloe," replied Don Quixote; "and that no doubt, is the name +of the lady of whom the author of the sonnet complains; and, faith, he +must be a tolerable poet, or I know little of the craft." + +"Then your worship understands rhyming too?" + +"And better than thou thinkest," replied Don Quixote, "as thou shalt see +when thou carriest a letter written in verse from beginning to end to my +lady Dulcinea del Toboso, for I would have thee know, Sancho, that all or +most of the knights-errant in days of yore were great troubadours and +great musicians, for both of these accomplishments, or more properly +speaking gifts, are the peculiar property of lovers-errant: true it is +that the verses of the knights of old have more spirit than neatness in +them." + +"Read more, your worship," said Sancho, "and you will find something that +will enlighten us." + +Don Quixote turned the page and said, "This is prose and seems to be a +letter." + +"A correspondence letter, senor?" + +"From the beginning it seems to be a love letter," replied Don Quixote. + +"Then let your worship read it aloud," said Sancho, "for I am very fond +of love matters." + +"With all my heart," said Don Quixote, and reading it aloud as Sancho had +requested him, he found it ran thus: + +Thy false promise and my sure misfortune carry me to a place whence the +news of my death will reach thy ears before the words of my complaint. +Ungrateful one, thou hast rejected me for one more wealthy, but not more +worthy; but if virtue were esteemed wealth I should neither envy the +fortunes of others nor weep for misfortunes of my own. What thy beauty +raised up thy deeds have laid low; by it I believed thee to be an angel, +by them I know thou art a woman. Peace be with thee who hast sent war to +me, and Heaven grant that the deceit of thy husband be ever hidden from +thee, so that thou repent not of what thou hast done, and I reap not a +revenge I would not have. + +When he had finished the letter, Don Quixote said, "There is less to be +gathered from this than from the verses, except that he who wrote it is +some rejected lover;" and turning over nearly all the pages of the book +he found more verses and letters, some of which he could read, while +others he could not; but they were all made up of complaints, laments, +misgivings, desires and aversions, favours and rejections, some +rapturous, some doleful. While Don Quixote examined the book, Sancho +examined the valise, not leaving a corner in the whole of it or in the +pad that he did not search, peer into, and explore, or seam that he did +not rip, or tuft of wool that he did not pick to pieces, lest anything +should escape for want of care and pains; so keen was the covetousness +excited in him by the discovery of the crowns, which amounted to near a +hundred; and though he found no more booty, he held the blanket flights, +balsam vomits, stake benedictions, carriers' fisticuffs, missing +alforjas, stolen coat, and all the hunger, thirst, and weariness he had +endured in the service of his good master, cheap at the price; as he +considered himself more than fully indemnified for all by the payment he +received in the gift of the treasure-trove. + +The Knight of the Rueful Countenance was still very anxious to find out +who the owner of the valise could be, conjecturing from the sonnet and +letter, from the money in gold, and from the fineness of the shirts, that +he must be some lover of distinction whom the scorn and cruelty of his +lady had driven to some desperate course; but as in that uninhabited and +rugged spot there was no one to be seen of whom he could inquire, he saw +nothing else for it but to push on, taking whatever road Rocinante +chose--which was where he could make his way--firmly persuaded that among +these wilds he could not fail to meet some rare adventure. As he went +along, then, occupied with these thoughts, he perceived on the summit of +a height that rose before their eyes a man who went springing from rock +to rock and from tussock to tussock with marvellous agility. As well as +he could make out he was unclad, with a thick black beard, long tangled +hair, and bare legs and feet, his thighs were covered by breeches +apparently of tawny velvet but so ragged that they showed his skin in +several places. + +He was bareheaded, and notwithstanding the swiftness with which he passed +as has been described, the Knight of the Rueful Countenance observed and +noted all these trifles, and though he made the attempt, he was unable to +follow him, for it was not granted to the feebleness of Rocinante to make +way over such rough ground, he being, moreover, slow-paced and sluggish +by nature. Don Quixote at once came to the conclusion that this was the +owner of the saddle-pad and of the valise, and made up his mind to go in +search of him, even though he should have to wander a year in those +mountains before he found him, and so he directed Sancho to take a short +cut over one side of the mountain, while he himself went by the other, +and perhaps by this means they might light upon this man who had passed +so quickly out of their sight. + +"I could not do that," said Sancho, "for when I separate from your +worship fear at once lays hold of me, and assails me with all sorts of +panics and fancies; and let what I now say be a notice that from this +time forth I am not going to stir a finger's width from your presence." + +"It shall be so," said he of the Rueful Countenance, "and I am very glad +that thou art willing to rely on my courage, which will never fail thee, +even though the soul in thy body fail thee; so come on now behind me +slowly as well as thou canst, and make lanterns of thine eyes; let us +make the circuit of this ridge; perhaps we shall light upon this man that +we saw, who no doubt is no other than the owner of what we found." + +To which Sancho made answer, "Far better would it be not to look for him, +for, if we find him, and he happens to be the owner of the money, it is +plain I must restore it; it would be better, therefore, that without +taking this needless trouble, I should keep possession of it until in +some other less meddlesome and officious way the real owner may be +discovered; and perhaps that will be when I shall have spent it, and then +the king will hold me harmless." + +"Thou art wrong there, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for now that we have a +suspicion who the owner is, and have him almost before us, we are bound +to seek him and make restitution; and if we do not see him, the strong +suspicion we have as to his being the owner makes us as guilty as if he +were so; and so, friend Sancho, let not our search for him give thee any +uneasiness, for if we find him it will relieve mine." + +And so saying he gave Rocinante the spur, and Sancho followed him on foot +and loaded, and after having partly made the circuit of the mountain they +found lying in a ravine, dead and half devoured by dogs and pecked by +jackdaws, a mule saddled and bridled, all which still further +strengthened their suspicion that he who had fled was the owner of the +mule and the saddle-pad. + +As they stood looking at it they heard a whistle like that of a shepherd +watching his flock, and suddenly on their left there appeared a great +number of goats and behind them on the summit of the mountain the +goatherd in charge of them, a man advanced in years. Don Quixote called +aloud to him and begged him to come down to where they stood. He shouted +in return, asking what had brought them to that spot, seldom or never +trodden except by the feet of goats, or of the wolves and other wild +beasts that roamed around. Sancho in return bade him come down, and they +would explain all to him. + +The goatherd descended, and reaching the place where Don Quixote stood, +he said, "I will wager you are looking at that hack mule that lies dead +in the hollow there, and, faith, it has been lying there now these six +months; tell me, have you come upon its master about here?" + +"We have come upon nobody," answered Don Quixote, "nor on anything except +a saddle-pad and a little valise that we found not far from this." + +"I found it too," said the goatherd, "but I would not lift it nor go near +it for fear of some ill-luck or being charged with theft, for the devil +is crafty, and things rise up under one's feet to make one fall without +knowing why or wherefore." + +"That's exactly what I say," said Sancho; "I found it too, and I would +not go within a stone's throw of it; there I left it, and there it lies +just as it was, for I don't want a dog with a bell." + +"Tell me, good man," said Don Quixote, "do you know who is the owner of +this property?" + +"All I can tell you," said the goatherd, "is that about six months ago, +more or less, there arrived at a shepherd's hut three leagues, perhaps, +away from this, a youth of well-bred appearance and manners, mounted on +that same mule which lies dead here, and with the same saddle-pad and +valise which you say you found and did not touch. He asked us what part +of this sierra was the most rugged and retired; we told him that it was +where we now are; and so in truth it is, for if you push on half a league +farther, perhaps you will not be able to find your way out; and I am +wondering how you have managed to come here, for there is no road or path +that leads to this spot. I say, then, that on hearing our answer the +youth turned about and made for the place we pointed out to him, leaving +us all charmed with his good looks, and wondering at his question and the +haste with which we saw him depart in the direction of the sierra; and +after that we saw him no more, until some days afterwards he crossed the +path of one of our shepherds, and without saying a word to him, came up +to him and gave him several cuffs and kicks, and then turned to the ass +with our provisions and took all the bread and cheese it carried, and +having done this made off back again into the sierra with extraordinary +swiftness. When some of us goatherds learned this we went in search of +him for about two days through the most remote portion of this sierra, at +the end of which we found him lodged in the hollow of a large thick cork +tree. He came out to meet us with great gentleness, with his dress now +torn and his face so disfigured and burned by the sun, that we hardly +recognised him but that his clothes, though torn, convinced us, from the +recollection we had of them, that he was the person we were looking for. +He saluted us courteously, and in a few well-spoken words he told us not +to wonder at seeing him going about in this guise, as it was binding upon +him in order that he might work out a penance which for his many sins had +been imposed upon him. We asked him to tell us who he was, but we were +never able to find out from him: we begged of him too, when he was in +want of food, which he could not do without, to tell us where we should +find him, as we would bring it to him with all good-will and readiness; +or if this were not to his taste, at least to come and ask it of us and +not take it by force from the shepherds. He thanked us for the offer, +begged pardon for the late assault, and promised for the future to ask it +in God's name without offering violence to anybody. As for fixed abode, +he said he had no other than that which chance offered wherever night +might overtake him; and his words ended in an outburst of weeping so +bitter that we who listened to him must have been very stones had we not +joined him in it, comparing what we saw of him the first time with what +we saw now; for, as I said, he was a graceful and gracious youth, and in +his courteous and polished language showed himself to be of good birth +and courtly breeding, and rustics as we were that listened to him, even +to our rusticity his gentle bearing sufficed to make it plain. + +"But in the midst of his conversation he stopped and became silent, +keeping his eyes fixed upon the ground for some time, during which we +stood still waiting anxiously to see what would come of this abstraction; +and with no little pity, for from his behaviour, now staring at the +ground with fixed gaze and eyes wide open without moving an eyelid, again +closing them, compressing his lips and raising his eyebrows, we could +perceive plainly that a fit of madness of some kind had come upon him; +and before long he showed that what we imagined was the truth, for he +arose in a fury from the ground where he had thrown himself, and attacked +the first he found near him with such rage and fierceness that if we had +not dragged him off him, he would have beaten or bitten him to death, all +the while exclaiming, 'Oh faithless Fernando, here, here shalt thou pay +the penalty of the wrong thou hast done me; these hands shall tear out +that heart of thine, abode and dwelling of all iniquity, but of deceit +and fraud above all; and to these he added other words all in effect +upbraiding this Fernando and charging him with treachery and +faithlessness. + +"We forced him to release his hold with no little difficulty, and without +another word he left us, and rushing off plunged in among these brakes +and brambles, so as to make it impossible for us to follow him; from this +we suppose that madness comes upon him from time to time, and that some +one called Fernando must have done him a wrong of a grievous nature such +as the condition to which it had brought him seemed to show. All this has +been since then confirmed on those occasions, and they have been many, on +which he has crossed our path, at one time to beg the shepherds to give +him some of the food they carry, at another to take it from them by +force; for when there is a fit of madness upon him, even though the +shepherds offer it freely, he will not accept it but snatches it from +them by dint of blows; but when he is in his senses he begs it for the +love of God, courteously and civilly, and receives it with many thanks +and not a few tears. And to tell you the truth, sirs," continued the +goatherd, "it was yesterday that we resolved, I and four of the lads, two +of them our servants, and the other two friends of mine, to go in search +of him until we find him, and when we do to take him, whether by force or +of his own consent, to the town of Almodovar, which is eight leagues from +this, and there strive to cure him (if indeed his malady admits of a +cure), or learn when he is in his senses who he is, and if he has +relatives to whom we may give notice of his misfortune. This, sirs, is +all I can say in answer to what you have asked me; and be sure that the +owner of the articles you found is he whom you saw pass by with such +nimbleness and so naked." + +For Don Quixote had already described how he had seen the man go bounding +along the mountain side, and he was now filled with amazement at what he +heard from the goatherd, and more eager than ever to discover who the +unhappy madman was; and in his heart he resolved, as he had done before, +to search for him all over the mountain, not leaving a corner or cave +unexamined until he had found him. But chance arranged matters better +than he expected or hoped, for at that very moment, in a gorge on the +mountain that opened where they stood, the youth he wished to find made +his appearance, coming along talking to himself in a way that would have +been unintelligible near at hand, much more at a distance. His garb was +what has been described, save that as he drew near, Don Quixote perceived +that a tattered doublet which he wore was amber-tanned, from which he +concluded that one who wore such garments could not be of very low rank. + +Approaching them, the youth greeted them in a harsh and hoarse voice but +with great courtesy. Don Quixote returned his salutation with equal +politeness, and dismounting from Rocinante advanced with well-bred +bearing and grace to embrace him, and held him for some time close in his +arms as if he had known him for a long time. The other, whom we may call +the Ragged One of the Sorry Countenance, as Don Quixote was of the +Rueful, after submitting to the embrace pushed him back a little and, +placing his hands on Don Quixote's shoulders, stood gazing at him as if +seeking to see whether he knew him, not less amazed, perhaps, at the +sight of the face, figure, and armour of Don Quixote than Don Quixote was +at the sight of him. To be brief, the first to speak after embracing was +the Ragged One, and he said what will be told farther on. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV. + +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA + + +The history relates that it was with the greatest attention Don Quixote +listened to the ragged knight of the Sierra, who began by saying: + +"Of a surety, senor, whoever you are, for I know you not, I thank you for +the proofs of kindness and courtesy you have shown me, and would I were +in a condition to requite with something more than good-will that which +you have displayed towards me in the cordial reception you have given me; +but my fate does not afford me any other means of returning kindnesses +done me save the hearty desire to repay them." + +"Mine," replied Don Quixote, "is to be of service to you, so much so that +I had resolved not to quit these mountains until I had found you, and +learned of you whether there is any kind of relief to be found for that +sorrow under which from the strangeness of your life you seem to labour; +and to search for you with all possible diligence, if search had been +necessary. And if your misfortune should prove to be one of those that +refuse admission to any sort of consolation, it was my purpose to join +you in lamenting and mourning over it, so far as I could; for it is still +some comfort in misfortune to find one who can feel for it. And if my +good intentions deserve to be acknowledged with any kind of courtesy, I +entreat you, senor, by that which I perceive you possess in so high a +degree, and likewise conjure you by whatever you love or have loved best +in life, to tell me who you are and the cause that has brought you to +live or die in these solitudes like a brute beast, dwelling among them in +a manner so foreign to your condition as your garb and appearance show. +And I swear," added Don Quixote, "by the order of knighthood which I have +received, and by my vocation of knight-errant, if you gratify me in this, +to serve you with all the zeal my calling demands of me, either in +relieving your misfortune if it admits of relief, or in joining you in +lamenting it as I promised to do." + +The Knight of the Thicket, hearing him of the Rueful Countenance talk in +this strain, did nothing but stare at him, and stare at him again, and +again survey him from head to foot; and when he had thoroughly examined +him, he said to him: + +"If you have anything to give me to eat, for God's sake give it me, and +after I have eaten I will do all you ask in acknowledgment of the +goodwill you have displayed towards me." + +Sancho from his sack, and the goatherd from his pouch, furnished the +Ragged One with the means of appeasing his hunger, and what they gave him +he ate like a half-witted being, so hastily that he took no time between +mouthfuls, gorging rather than swallowing; and while he ate neither he +nor they who observed him uttered a word. As soon as he had done he made +signs to them to follow him, which they did, and he led them to a green +plot which lay a little farther off round the corner of a rock. On +reaching it he stretched himself upon the grass, and the others did the +same, all keeping silence, until the Ragged One, settling himself in his +place, said: + +"If it is your wish, sirs, that I should disclose in a few words the +surpassing extent of my misfortunes, you must promise not to break the +thread of my sad story with any question or other interruption, for the +instant you do so the tale I tell will come to an end." + +These words of the Ragged One reminded Don Quixote of the tale his squire +had told him, when he failed to keep count of the goats that had crossed +the river and the story remained unfinished; but to return to the Ragged +One, he went on to say: + +"I give you this warning because I wish to pass briefly over the story of +my misfortunes, for recalling them to memory only serves to add fresh +ones, and the less you question me the sooner shall I make an end of the +recital, though I shall not omit to relate anything of importance in +order fully to satisfy your curiosity." + +Don Quixote gave the promise for himself and the others, and with this +assurance he began as follows: + +"My name is Cardenio, my birthplace one of the best cities of this +Andalusia, my family noble, my parents rich, my misfortune so great that +my parents must have wept and my family grieved over it without being +able by their wealth to lighten it; for the gifts of fortune can do +little to relieve reverses sent by Heaven. In that same country there was +a heaven in which love had placed all the glory I could desire; such was +the beauty of Luscinda, a damsel as noble and as rich as I, but of +happier fortunes, and of less firmness than was due to so worthy a +passion as mine. This Luscinda I loved, worshipped, and adored from my +earliest and tenderest years, and she loved me in all the innocence and +sincerity of childhood. Our parents were aware of our feelings, and were +not sorry to perceive them, for they saw clearly that as they ripened +they must lead at last to a marriage between us, a thing that seemed +almost prearranged by the equality of our families and wealth. We grew +up, and with our growth grew the love between us, so that the father of +Luscinda felt bound for propriety's sake to refuse me admission to his +house, in this perhaps imitating the parents of that Thisbe so celebrated +by the poets, and this refusal but added love to love and flame to flame; +for though they enforced silence upon our tongues they could not impose +it upon our pens, which can make known the heart's secrets to a loved one +more freely than tongues; for many a time the presence of the object of +love shakes the firmest will and strikes dumb the boldest tongue. Ah +heavens! how many letters did I write her, and how many dainty modest +replies did I receive! how many ditties and love-songs did I compose in +which my heart declared and made known its feelings, described its ardent +longings, revelled in its recollections and dallied with its desires! At +length growing impatient and feeling my heart languishing with longing to +see her, I resolved to put into execution and carry out what seemed to me +the best mode of winning my desired and merited reward, to ask her of her +father for my lawful wife, which I did. To this his answer was that he +thanked me for the disposition I showed to do honour to him and to regard +myself as honoured by the bestowal of his treasure; but that as my father +was alive it was his by right to make this demand, for if it were not in +accordance with his full will and pleasure, Luscinda was not to be taken +or given by stealth. I thanked him for his kindness, reflecting that +there was reason in what he said, and that my father would assent to it +as soon as I should tell him, and with that view I went the very same +instant to let him know what my desires were. When I entered the room +where he was I found him with an open letter in his hand, which, before I +could utter a word, he gave me, saying, 'By this letter thou wilt see, +Cardenio, the disposition the Duke Ricardo has to serve thee.' This Duke +Ricardo, as you, sirs, probably know already, is a grandee of Spain who +has his seat in the best part of this Andalusia. I took and read the +letter, which was couched in terms so flattering that even I myself felt +it would be wrong in my father not to comply with the request the duke +made in it, which was that he would send me immediately to him, as he +wished me to become the companion, not servant, of his eldest son, and +would take upon himself the charge of placing me in a position +corresponding to the esteem in which he held me. On reading the letter my +voice failed me, and still more when I heard my father say, 'Two days +hence thou wilt depart, Cardenio, in accordance with the duke's wish, and +give thanks to God who is opening a road to thee by which thou mayest +attain what I know thou dost deserve; and to these words he added others +of fatherly counsel. The time for my departure arrived; I spoke one night +to Luscinda, I told her all that had occurred, as I did also to her +father, entreating him to allow some delay, and to defer the disposal of +her hand until I should see what the Duke Ricardo sought of me: he gave +me the promise, and she confirmed it with vows and swoonings unnumbered. +Finally, I presented myself to the duke, and was received and treated by +him so kindly that very soon envy began to do its work, the old servants +growing envious of me, and regarding the duke's inclination to show me +favour as an injury to themselves. But the one to whom my arrival gave +the greatest pleasure was the duke's second son, Fernando by name, a +gallant youth, of noble, generous, and amorous disposition, who very soon +made so intimate a friend of me that it was remarked by everybody; for +though the elder was attached to me, and showed me kindness, he did not +carry his affectionate treatment to the same length as Don Fernando. It +so happened, then, that as between friends no secret remains unshared, +and as the favour I enjoyed with Don Fernando had grown into friendship, +he made all his thoughts known to me, and in particular a love affair +which troubled his mind a little. He was deeply in love with a peasant +girl, a vassal of his father's, the daughter of wealthy parents, and +herself so beautiful, modest, discreet, and virtuous, that no one who +knew her was able to decide in which of these respects she was most +highly gifted or most excelled. The attractions of the fair peasant +raised the passion of Don Fernando to such a point that, in order to gain +his object and overcome her virtuous resolutions, he determined to pledge +his word to her to become her husband, for to attempt it in any other way +was to attempt an impossibility. Bound to him as I was by friendship, I +strove by the best arguments and the most forcible examples I could think +of to restrain and dissuade him from such a course; but perceiving I +produced no effect I resolved to make the Duke Ricardo, his father, +acquainted with the matter; but Don Fernando, being sharp-witted and +shrewd, foresaw and apprehended this, perceiving that by my duty as a +good servant I was bound not to keep concealed a thing so much opposed to +the honour of my lord the duke; and so, to mislead and deceive me, he +told me he could find no better way of effacing from his mind the beauty +that so enslaved him than by absenting himself for some months, and that +he wished the absence to be effected by our going, both of us, to my +father's house under the pretence, which he would make to the duke, of +going to see and buy some fine horses that there were in my city, which +produces the best in the world. When I heard him say so, even if his +resolution had not been so good a one I should have hailed it as one of +the happiest that could be imagined, prompted by my affection, seeing +what a favourable chance and opportunity it offered me of returning to +see my Luscinda. With this thought and wish I commended his idea and +encouraged his design, advising him to put it into execution as quickly +as possible, as, in truth, absence produced its effect in spite of the +most deeply rooted feelings. But, as afterwards appeared, when he said +this to me he had already enjoyed the peasant girl under the title of +husband, and was waiting for an opportunity of making it known with +safety to himself, being in dread of what his father the duke would do +when he came to know of his folly. It happened, then, that as with young +men love is for the most part nothing more than appetite, which, as its +final object is enjoyment, comes to an end on obtaining it, and that +which seemed to be love takes to flight, as it cannot pass the limit +fixed by nature, which fixes no limit to true love--what I mean is that +after Don Fernando had enjoyed this peasant girl his passion subsided and +his eagerness cooled, and if at first he feigned a wish to absent himself +in order to cure his love, he was now in reality anxious to go to avoid +keeping his promise. + +"The duke gave him permission, and ordered me to accompany him; we +arrived at my city, and my father gave him the reception due to his rank; +I saw Luscinda without delay, and, though it had not been dead or +deadened, my love gathered fresh life. To my sorrow I told the story of +it to Don Fernando, for I thought that in virtue of the great friendship +he bore me I was bound to conceal nothing from him. I extolled her +beauty, her gaiety, her wit, so warmly, that my praises excited in him a +desire to see a damsel adorned by such attractions. To my misfortune I +yielded to it, showing her to him one night by the light of a taper at a +window where we used to talk to one another. As she appeared to him in +her dressing-gown, she drove all the beauties he had seen until then out +of his recollection; speech failed him, his head turned, he was +spell-bound, and in the end love-smitten, as you will see in the course +of the story of my misfortune; and to inflame still further his passion, +which he hid from me and revealed to Heaven alone, it so happened that +one day he found a note of hers entreating me to demand her of her father +in marriage, so delicate, so modest, and so tender, that on reading it he +told me that in Luscinda alone were combined all the charms of beauty and +understanding that were distributed among all the other women in the +world. It is true, and I own it now, that though I knew what good cause +Don Fernando had to praise Luscinda, it gave me uneasiness to hear these +praises from his mouth, and I began to fear, and with reason to feel +distrust of him, for there was no moment when he was not ready to talk of +Luscinda, and he would start the subject himself even though he dragged +it in unseasonably, a circumstance that aroused in me a certain amount of +jealousy; not that I feared any change in the constancy or faith of +Luscinda; but still my fate led me to forebode what she assured me +against. Don Fernando contrived always to read the letters I sent to +Luscinda and her answers to me, under the pretence that he enjoyed the +wit and sense of both. It so happened, then, that Luscinda having begged +of me a book of chivalry to read, one that she was very fond of, Amadis +of Gaul-" + +Don Quixote no sooner heard a book of chivalry mentioned, than he said: + +"Had your worship told me at the beginning of your story that the Lady +Luscinda was fond of books of chivalry, no other laudation would have +been requisite to impress upon me the superiority of her understanding, +for it could not have been of the excellence you describe had a taste for +such delightful reading been wanting; so, as far as I am concerned, you +need waste no more words in describing her beauty, worth, and +intelligence; for, on merely hearing what her taste was, I declare her to +be the most beautiful and the most intelligent woman in the world; and I +wish your worship had, along with Amadis of Gaul, sent her the worthy Don +Rugel of Greece, for I know the Lady Luscinda would greatly relish +Daraida and Garaya, and the shrewd sayings of the shepherd Darinel, and +the admirable verses of his bucolics, sung and delivered by him with such +sprightliness, wit, and ease; but a time may come when this omission can +be remedied, and to rectify it nothing more is needed than for your +worship to be so good as to come with me to my village, for there I can +give you more than three hundred books which are the delight of my soul +and the entertainment of my life;--though it occurs to me that I have not +got one of them now, thanks to the spite of wicked and envious +enchanters;--but pardon me for having broken the promise we made not to +interrupt your discourse; for when I hear chivalry or knights-errant +mentioned, I can no more help talking about them than the rays of the sun +can help giving heat, or those of the moon moisture; pardon me, +therefore, and proceed, for that is more to the purpose now." + +While Don Quixote was saying this, Cardenio allowed his head to fall upon +his breast, and seemed plunged in deep thought; and though twice Don +Quixote bade him go on with his story, he neither looked up nor uttered a +word in reply; but after some time he raised his head and said, "I cannot +get rid of the idea, nor will anyone in the world remove it, or make me +think otherwise--and he would be a blockhead who would hold or believe +anything else than that that arrant knave Master Elisabad made free with +Queen Madasima." + +"That is not true, by all that's good," said Don Quixote in high wrath, +turning upon him angrily, as his way was; "and it is a very great +slander, or rather villainy. Queen Madasima was a very illustrious lady, +and it is not to be supposed that so exalted a princess would have made +free with a quack; and whoever maintains the contrary lies like a great +scoundrel, and I will give him to know it, on foot or on horseback, armed +or unarmed, by night or by day, or as he likes best." + +Cardenio was looking at him steadily, and his mad fit having now come +upon him, he had no disposition to go on with his story, nor would Don +Quixote have listened to it, so much had what he had heard about Madasima +disgusted him. Strange to say, he stood up for her as if she were in +earnest his veritable born lady; to such a pass had his unholy books +brought him. Cardenio, then, being, as I said, now mad, when he heard +himself given the lie, and called a scoundrel and other insulting names, +not relishing the jest, snatched up a stone that he found near him, and +with it delivered such a blow on Don Quixote's breast that he laid him on +his back. Sancho Panza, seeing his master treated in this fashion, +attacked the madman with his closed fist; but the Ragged One received him +in such a way that with a blow of his fist he stretched him at his feet, +and then mounting upon him crushed his ribs to his own satisfaction; the +goatherd, who came to the rescue, shared the same fate; and having beaten +and pummelled them all he left them and quietly withdrew to his +hiding-place on the mountain. Sancho rose, and with the rage he felt at +finding himself so belaboured without deserving it, ran to take vengeance +on the goatherd, accusing him of not giving them warning that this man +was at times taken with a mad fit, for if they had known it they would +have been on their guard to protect themselves. The goatherd replied that +he had said so, and that if he had not heard him, that was no fault of +his. Sancho retorted, and the goatherd rejoined, and the altercation +ended in their seizing each other by the beard, and exchanging such +fisticuffs that if Don Quixote had not made peace between them, they +would have knocked one another to pieces. + +"Leave me alone, Sir Knight of the Rueful Countenance," said Sancho, +grappling with the goatherd, "for of this fellow, who is a clown like +myself, and no dubbed knight, I can safely take satisfaction for the +affront he has offered me, fighting with him hand to hand like an honest +man." + +"That is true," said Don Quixote, "but I know that he is not to blame for +what has happened." + +With this he pacified them, and again asked the goatherd if it would be +possible to find Cardenio, as he felt the greatest anxiety to know the +end of his story. The goatherd told him, as he had told him before, that +there was no knowing of a certainty where his lair was; but that if he +wandered about much in that neighbourhood he could not fail to fall in +with him either in or out of his senses. + + + + +CHAPTER XXV. + +WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE STOUT KNIGHT OF +LA MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF HIS IMITATION OF THE PENANCE OF +BELTENEBROS + + +Don Quixote took leave of the goatherd, and once more mounting Rocinante +bade Sancho follow him, which he having no ass, did very discontentedly. +They proceeded slowly, making their way into the most rugged part of the +mountain, Sancho all the while dying to have a talk with his master, and +longing for him to begin, so that there should be no breach of the +injunction laid upon him; but unable to keep silence so long he said to +him: + +"Senor Don Quixote, give me your worship's blessing and dismissal, for +I'd like to go home at once to my wife and children with whom I can at +any rate talk and converse as much as I like; for to want me to go +through these solitudes day and night and not speak to you when I have a +mind is burying me alive. If luck would have it that animals spoke as +they did in the days of Guisopete, it would not be so bad, because I +could talk to Rocinante about whatever came into my head, and so put up +with my ill-fortune; but it is a hard case, and not to be borne with +patience, to go seeking adventures all one's life and get nothing but +kicks and blanketings, brickbats and punches, and with all this to have +to sew up one's mouth without daring to say what is in one's heart, just +as if one were dumb." + +"I understand thee, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "thou art dying to have +the interdict I placed upon thy tongue removed; consider it removed, and +say what thou wilt while we are wandering in these mountains." + +"So be it," said Sancho; "let me speak now, for God knows what will +happen by-and-by; and to take advantage of the permit at once, I ask, +what made your worship stand up so for that Queen Majimasa, or whatever +her name is, or what did it matter whether that abbot was a friend of +hers or not? for if your worship had let that pass--and you were not a +judge in the matter--it is my belief the madman would have gone on with +his story, and the blow of the stone, and the kicks, and more than half a +dozen cuffs would have been escaped." + +"In faith, Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "if thou knewest as I do what +an honourable and illustrious lady Queen Madasima was, I know thou +wouldst say I had great patience that I did not break in pieces the mouth +that uttered such blasphemies, for a very great blasphemy it is to say or +imagine that a queen has made free with a surgeon. The truth of the story +is that that Master Elisabad whom the madman mentioned was a man of great +prudence and sound judgment, and served as governor and physician to the +queen, but to suppose that she was his mistress is nonsense deserving +very severe punishment; and as a proof that Cardenio did not know what he +was saying, remember when he said it he was out of his wits." + +"That is what I say," said Sancho; "there was no occasion for minding the +words of a madman; for if good luck had not helped your worship, and he +had sent that stone at your head instead of at your breast, a fine way we +should have been in for standing up for my lady yonder, God confound her! +And then, would not Cardenio have gone free as a madman?" + +"Against men in their senses or against madmen," said Don Quixote, "every +knight-errant is bound to stand up for the honour of women, whoever they +may be, much more for queens of such high degree and dignity as Queen +Madasima, for whom I have a particular regard on account of her amiable +qualities; for, besides being extremely beautiful, she was very wise, and +very patient under her misfortunes, of which she had many; and the +counsel and society of the Master Elisabad were a great help and support +to her in enduring her afflictions with wisdom and resignation; hence the +ignorant and ill-disposed vulgar took occasion to say and think that she +was his mistress; and they lie, I say it once more, and will lie two +hundred times more, all who think and say so." + +"I neither say nor think so," said Sancho; "let them look to it; with +their bread let them eat it; they have rendered account to God whether +they misbehaved or not; I come from my vineyard, I know nothing; I am not +fond of prying into other men's lives; he who buys and lies feels it in +his purse; moreover, naked was I born, naked I find myself, I neither +lose nor gain; but if they did, what is that to me? many think there are +flitches where there are no hooks; but who can put gates to the open +plain? moreover they said of God-" + +"God bless me," said Don Quixote, "what a set of absurdities thou art +stringing together! What has what we are talking about got to do with the +proverbs thou art threading one after the other? for God's sake hold thy +tongue, Sancho, and henceforward keep to prodding thy ass and don't +meddle in what does not concern thee; and understand with all thy five +senses that everything I have done, am doing, or shall do, is well +founded on reason and in conformity with the rules of chivalry, for I +understand them better than all the world that profess them." + +"Senor," replied Sancho, "is it a good rule of chivalry that we should go +astray through these mountains without path or road, looking for a madman +who when he is found will perhaps take a fancy to finish what he began, +not his story, but your worship's head and my ribs, and end by breaking +them altogether for us?" + +"Peace, I say again, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for let me tell thee it +is not so much the desire of finding that madman that leads me into these +regions as that which I have of performing among them an achievement +wherewith I shall win eternal name and fame throughout the known world; +and it shall be such that I shall thereby set the seal on all that can +make a knight-errant perfect and famous." + +"And is it very perilous, this achievement?" + +"No," replied he of the Rueful Countenance; "though it may be in the dice +that we may throw deuce-ace instead of sixes; but all will depend on thy +diligence." + +"On my diligence!" said Sancho. + +"Yes," said Don Quixote, "for if thou dost return soon from the place +where I mean to send thee, my penance will be soon over, and my glory +will soon begin. But as it is not right to keep thee any longer in +suspense, waiting to see what comes of my words, I would have thee know, +Sancho, that the famous Amadis of Gaul was one of the most perfect +knights-errant--I am wrong to say he was one; he stood alone, the first, +the only one, the lord of all that were in the world in his time. A fig +for Don Belianis, and for all who say he equalled him in any respect, +for, my oath upon it, they are deceiving themselves! I say, too, that +when a painter desires to become famous in his art he endeavours to copy +the originals of the rarest painters that he knows; and the same rule +holds good for all the most important crafts and callings that serve to +adorn a state; thus must he who would be esteemed prudent and patient +imitate Ulysses, in whose person and labours Homer presents to us a +lively picture of prudence and patience; as Virgil, too, shows us in the +person of AEneas the virtue of a pious son and the sagacity of a brave +and skilful captain; not representing or describing them as they were, +but as they ought to be, so as to leave the example of their virtues to +posterity. In the same way Amadis was the polestar, day-star, sun of +valiant and devoted knights, whom all we who fight under the banner of +love and chivalry are bound to imitate. This, then, being so, I consider, +friend Sancho, that the knight-errant who shall imitate him most closely +will come nearest to reaching the perfection of chivalry. Now one of the +instances in which this knight most conspicuously showed his prudence, +worth, valour, endurance, fortitude, and love, was when he withdrew, +rejected by the Lady Oriana, to do penance upon the Pena Pobre, changing +his name into that of Beltenebros, a name assuredly significant and +appropriate to the life which he had voluntarily adopted. So, as it is +easier for me to imitate him in this than in cleaving giants asunder, +cutting off serpents' heads, slaying dragons, routing armies, destroying +fleets, and breaking enchantments, and as this place is so well suited +for a similar purpose, I must not allow the opportunity to escape which +now so conveniently offers me its forelock." + +"What is it in reality," said Sancho, "that your worship means to do in +such an out-of-the-way place as this?" + +"Have I not told thee," answered Don Quixote, "that I mean to imitate +Amadis here, playing the victim of despair, the madman, the maniac, so as +at the same time to imitate the valiant Don Roland, when at the fountain +he had evidence of the fair Angelica having disgraced herself with Medoro +and through grief thereat went mad, and plucked up trees, troubled the +waters of the clear springs, slew destroyed flocks, burned down huts, +levelled houses, dragged mares after him, and perpetrated a hundred +thousand other outrages worthy of everlasting renown and record? And +though I have no intention of imitating Roland, or Orlando, or Rotolando +(for he went by all these names), step by step in all the mad things he +did, said, and thought, I will make a rough copy to the best of my power +of all that seems to me most essential; but perhaps I shall content +myself with the simple imitation of Amadis, who without giving way to any +mischievous madness but merely to tears and sorrow, gained as much fame +as the most famous." + +"It seems to me," said Sancho, "that the knights who behaved in this way +had provocation and cause for those follies and penances; but what cause +has your worship for going mad? What lady has rejected you, or what +evidence have you found to prove that the lady Dulcinea del Toboso has +been trifling with Moor or Christian?" + +"There is the point," replied Don Quixote, "and that is the beauty of +this business of mine; no thanks to a knight-errant for going mad when he +has cause; the thing is to turn crazy without any provocation, and let my +lady know, if I do this in the dry, what I would do in the moist; +moreover I have abundant cause in the long separation I have endured from +my lady till death, Dulcinea del Toboso; for as thou didst hear that +shepherd Ambrosio say the other day, in absence all ills are felt and +feared; and so, friend Sancho, waste no time in advising me against so +rare, so happy, and so unheard-of an imitation; mad I am, and mad I must +be until thou returnest with the answer to a letter that I mean to send +by thee to my lady Dulcinea; and if it be such as my constancy deserves, +my insanity and penance will come to an end; and if it be to the opposite +effect, I shall become mad in earnest, and, being so, I shall suffer no +more; thus in whatever way she may answer I shall escape from the +struggle and affliction in which thou wilt leave me, enjoying in my +senses the boon thou bearest me, or as a madman not feeling the evil thou +bringest me. But tell me, Sancho, hast thou got Mambrino's helmet safe? +for I saw thee take it up from the ground when that ungrateful wretch +tried to break it in pieces but could not, by which the fineness of its +temper may be seen." + +To which Sancho made answer, "By the living God, Sir Knight of the Rueful +Countenance, I cannot endure or bear with patience some of the things +that your worship says; and from them I begin to suspect that all you +tell me about chivalry, and winning kingdoms and empires, and giving +islands, and bestowing other rewards and dignities after the custom of +knights-errant, must be all made up of wind and lies, and all pigments or +figments, or whatever we may call them; for what would anyone think that +heard your worship calling a barber's basin Mambrino's helmet without +ever seeing the mistake all this time, but that one who says and +maintains such things must have his brains addled? I have the basin in my +sack all dinted, and I am taking it home to have it mended, to trim my +beard in it, if, by God's grace, I am allowed to see my wife and children +some day or other." + +"Look here, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "by him thou didst swear by just +now I swear thou hast the most limited understanding that any squire in +the world has or ever had. Is it possible that all this time thou hast +been going about with me thou hast never found out that all things +belonging to knights-errant seem to be illusions and nonsense and +ravings, and to go always by contraries? And not because it really is so, +but because there is always a swarm of enchanters in attendance upon us +that change and alter everything with us, and turn things as they please, +and according as they are disposed to aid or destroy us; thus what seems +to thee a barber's basin seems to me Mambrino's helmet, and to another it +will seem something else; and rare foresight it was in the sage who is on +my side to make what is really and truly Mambrine's helmet seem a basin +to everybody, for, being held in such estimation as it is, all the world +would pursue me to rob me of it; but when they see it is only a barber's +basin they do not take the trouble to obtain it; as was plainly shown by +him who tried to break it, and left it on the ground without taking it, +for, by my faith, had he known it he would never have left it behind. +Keep it safe, my friend, for just now I have no need of it; indeed, I +shall have to take off all this armour and remain as naked as I was born, +if I have a mind to follow Roland rather than Amadis in my penance." + +Thus talking they reached the foot of a high mountain which stood like an +isolated peak among the others that surrounded it. Past its base there +flowed a gentle brook, all around it spread a meadow so green and +luxuriant that it was a delight to the eyes to look upon it, and forest +trees in abundance, and shrubs and flowers, added to the charms of the +spot. Upon this place the Knight of the Rueful Countenance fixed his +choice for the performance of his penance, and as he beheld it exclaimed +in a loud voice as though he were out of his senses: + +"This is the place, oh, ye heavens, that I select and choose for +bewailing the misfortune in which ye yourselves have plunged me: this is +the spot where the overflowings of mine eyes shall swell the waters of +yon little brook, and my deep and endless sighs shall stir unceasingly +the leaves of these mountain trees, in testimony and token of the pain my +persecuted heart is suffering. Oh, ye rural deities, whoever ye be that +haunt this lone spot, give ear to the complaint of a wretched lover whom +long absence and brooding jealousy have driven to bewail his fate among +these wilds and complain of the hard heart of that fair and ungrateful +one, the end and limit of all human beauty! Oh, ye wood nymphs and +dryads, that dwell in the thickets of the forest, so may the nimble +wanton satyrs by whom ye are vainly wooed never disturb your sweet +repose, help me to lament my hard fate or at least weary not at listening +to it! Oh, Dulcinea del Toboso, day of my night, glory of my pain, guide +of my path, star of my fortune, so may Heaven grant thee in full all thou +seekest of it, bethink thee of the place and condition to which absence +from thee has brought me, and make that return in kindness that is due to +my fidelity! Oh, lonely trees, that from this day forward shall bear me +company in my solitude, give me some sign by the gentle movement of your +boughs that my presence is not distasteful to you! Oh, thou, my squire, +pleasant companion in my prosperous and adverse fortunes, fix well in thy +memory what thou shalt see me do here, so that thou mayest relate and +report it to the sole cause of all," and so saying he dismounted from +Rocinante, and in an instant relieved him of saddle and bridle, and +giving him a slap on the croup, said, "He gives thee freedom who is +bereft of it himself, oh steed as excellent in deed as thou art +unfortunate in thy lot; begone where thou wilt, for thou bearest written +on thy forehead that neither Astolfo's hippogriff, nor the famed Frontino +that cost Bradamante so dear, could equal thee in speed." + +Seeing this Sancho said, "Good luck to him who has saved us the trouble +of stripping the pack-saddle off Dapple! By my faith he would not have +gone without a slap on the croup and something said in his praise; though +if he were here I would not let anyone strip him, for there would be no +occasion, as he had nothing of the lover or victim of despair about him, +inasmuch as his master, which I was while it was God's pleasure, was +nothing of the sort; and indeed, Sir Knight of the Rueful Countenance, if +my departure and your worship's madness are to come off in earnest, it +will be as well to saddle Rocinante again in order that he may supply the +want of Dapple, because it will save me time in going and returning: for +if I go on foot I don't know when I shall get there or when I shall get +back, as I am, in truth, a bad walker." + +"I declare, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "it shall be as thou wilt, for +thy plan does not seem to me a bad one, and three days hence thou wilt +depart, for I wish thee to observe in the meantime what I do and say for +her sake, that thou mayest be able to tell it." + +"But what more have I to see besides what I have seen?" said Sancho. + +"Much thou knowest about it!" said Don Quixote. "I have now got to tear +up my garments, to scatter about my armour, knock my head against these +rocks, and more of the same sort of thing, which thou must witness." + +"For the love of God," said Sancho, "be careful, your worship, how you +give yourself those knocks on the head, for you may come across such a +rock, and in such a way, that the very first may put an end to the whole +contrivance of this penance; and I should think, if indeed knocks on the +head seem necessary to you, and this business cannot be done without +them, you might be content--as the whole thing is feigned, and +counterfeit, and in joke--you might be content, I say, with giving them +to yourself in the water, or against something soft, like cotton; and +leave it all to me; for I'll tell my lady that your worship knocked your +head against a point of rock harder than a diamond." + +"I thank thee for thy good intentions, friend Sancho," answered Don +Quixote, "but I would have thee know that all these things I am doing are +not in joke, but very much in earnest, for anything else would be a +transgression of the ordinances of chivalry, which forbid us to tell any +lie whatever under the penalties due to apostasy; and to do one thing +instead of another is just the same as lying; so my knocks on the head +must be real, solid, and valid, without anything sophisticated or +fanciful about them, and it will be needful to leave me some lint to +dress my wounds, since fortune has compelled us to do without the balsam +we lost." + +"It was worse losing the ass," replied Sancho, "for with him lint and all +were lost; but I beg of your worship not to remind me again of that +accursed liquor, for my soul, not to say my stomach, turns at hearing the +very name of it; and I beg of you, too, to reckon as past the three days +you allowed me for seeing the mad things you do, for I take them as seen +already and pronounced upon, and I will tell wonderful stories to my +lady; so write the letter and send me off at once, for I long to return +and take your worship out of this purgatory where I am leaving you." + +"Purgatory dost thou call it, Sancho?" said Don Quixote, "rather call it +hell, or even worse if there be anything worse." + +"For one who is in hell," said Sancho, "nulla est retentio, as I have +heard say." + +"I do not understand what retentio means," said Don Quixote. + +"Retentio," answered Sancho, "means that whoever is in hell never comes +nor can come out of it, which will be the opposite case with your worship +or my legs will be idle, that is if I have spurs to enliven Rocinante: +let me once get to El Toboso and into the presence of my lady Dulcinea, +and I will tell her such things of the follies and madnesses (for it is +all one) that your worship has done and is still doing, that I will +manage to make her softer than a glove though I find her harder than a +cork tree; and with her sweet and honeyed answer I will come back through +the air like a witch, and take your worship out of this purgatory that +seems to be hell but is not, as there is hope of getting out of it; +which, as I have said, those in hell have not, and I believe your worship +will not say anything to the contrary." + +"That is true," said he of the Rueful Countenance, "but how shall we +manage to write the letter?" + +"And the ass-colt order too," added Sancho. + +"All shall be included," said Don Quixote; "and as there is no paper, it +would be well done to write it on the leaves of trees, as the ancients +did, or on tablets of wax; though that would be as hard to find just now +as paper. But it has just occurred to me how it may be conveniently and +even more than conveniently written, and that is in the note-book that +belonged to Cardenio, and thou wilt take care to have it copied on paper, +in a good hand, at the first village thou comest to where there is a +schoolmaster, or if not, any sacristan will copy it; but see thou give it +not to any notary to copy, for they write a law hand that Satan could not +make out." + +"But what is to be done about the signature?" said Sancho. + +"The letters of Amadis were never signed," said Don Quixote. + +"That is all very well," said Sancho, "but the order must needs be +signed, and if it is copied they will say the signature is false, and I +shall be left without ass-colts." + +"The order shall go signed in the same book," said Don Quixote, "and on +seeing it my niece will make no difficulty about obeying it; as to the +loveletter thou canst put by way of signature, 'Yours till death, the +Knight of the Rueful Countenance.' And it will be no great matter if it +is in some other person's hand, for as well as I recollect Dulcinea can +neither read nor write, nor in the whole course of her life has she seen +handwriting or letter of mine, for my love and hers have been always +platonic, not going beyond a modest look, and even that so seldom that I +can safely swear I have not seen her four times in all these twelve years +I have been loving her more than the light of these eyes that the earth +will one day devour; and perhaps even of those four times she has not +once perceived that I was looking at her: such is the retirement and +seclusion in which her father Lorenzo Corchuelo and her mother Aldonza +Nogales have brought her up." + +"So, so!" said Sancho; "Lorenzo Corchuelo's daughter is the lady Dulcinea +del Toboso, otherwise called Aldonza Lorenzo?" + +"She it is," said Don Quixote, "and she it is that is worthy to be lady +of the whole universe." + +"I know her well," said Sancho, "and let me tell you she can fling a +crowbar as well as the lustiest lad in all the town. Giver of all good! +but she is a brave lass, and a right and stout one, and fit to be +helpmate to any knight-errant that is or is to be, who may make her his +lady: the whoreson wench, what sting she has and what a voice! I can tell +you one day she posted herself on the top of the belfry of the village to +call some labourers of theirs that were in a ploughed field of her +father's, and though they were better than half a league off they heard +her as well as if they were at the foot of the tower; and the best of her +is that she is not a bit prudish, for she has plenty of affability, and +jokes with everybody, and has a grin and a jest for everything. So, Sir +Knight of the Rueful Countenance, I say you not only may and ought to do +mad freaks for her sake, but you have a good right to give way to despair +and hang yourself; and no one who knows of it but will say you did well, +though the devil should take you; and I wish I were on my road already, +simply to see her, for it is many a day since I saw her, and she must be +altered by this time, for going about the fields always, and the sun and +the air spoil women's looks greatly. But I must own the truth to your +worship, Senor Don Quixote; until now I have been under a great mistake, +for I believed truly and honestly that the lady Dulcinea must be some +princess your worship was in love with, or some person great enough to +deserve the rich presents you have sent her, such as the Biscayan and the +galley slaves, and many more no doubt, for your worship must have won +many victories in the time when I was not yet your squire. But all things +considered, what good can it do the lady Aldonza Lorenzo, I mean the lady +Dulcinea del Toboso, to have the vanquished your worship sends or will +send coming to her and going down on their knees before her? Because may +be when they came she'd be hackling flax or threshing on the threshing +floor, and they'd be ashamed to see her, and she'd laugh, or resent the +present." + +"I have before now told thee many times, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "that +thou art a mighty great chatterer, and that with a blunt wit thou art +always striving at sharpness; but to show thee what a fool thou art and +how rational I am, I would have thee listen to a short story. Thou must +know that a certain widow, fair, young, independent, and rich, and above +all free and easy, fell in love with a sturdy strapping young +lay-brother; his superior came to know of it, and one day said to the +worthy widow by way of brotherly remonstrance, 'I am surprised, senora, +and not without good reason, that a woman of such high standing, so fair, +and so rich as you are, should have fallen in love with such a mean, low, +stupid fellow as So-and-so, when in this house there are so many masters, +graduates, and divinity students from among whom you might choose as if +they were a lot of pears, saying this one I'll take, that I won't take;' +but she replied to him with great sprightliness and candour, 'My dear +sir, you are very much mistaken, and your ideas are very old-fashioned, +if you think that I have made a bad choice in So-and-so, fool as he +seems; because for all I want with him he knows as much and more +philosophy than Aristotle.' In the same way, Sancho, for all I want with +Dulcinea del Toboso she is just as good as the most exalted princess on +earth. It is not to be supposed that all those poets who sang the praises +of ladies under the fancy names they give them, had any such mistresses. +Thinkest thou that the Amarillises, the Phillises, the Sylvias, the +Dianas, the Galateas, the Filidas, and all the rest of them, that the +books, the ballads, the barber's shops, the theatres are full of, were +really and truly ladies of flesh and blood, and mistresses of those that +glorify and have glorified them? Nothing of the kind; they only invent +them for the most part to furnish a subject for their verses, and that +they may pass for lovers, or for men valiant enough to be so; and so it +suffices me to think and believe that the good Aldonza Lorenzo is fair +and virtuous; and as to her pedigree it is very little matter, for no one +will examine into it for the purpose of conferring any order upon her, +and I, for my part, reckon her the most exalted princess in the world. +For thou shouldst know, Sancho, if thou dost not know, that two things +alone beyond all others are incentives to love, and these are great +beauty and a good name, and these two things are to be found in Dulcinea +in the highest degree, for in beauty no one equals her and in good name +few approach her; and to put the whole thing in a nutshell, I persuade +myself that all I say is as I say, neither more nor less, and I picture +her in my imagination as I would have her to be, as well in beauty as in +condition; Helen approaches her not nor does Lucretia come up to her, nor +any other of the famous women of times past, Greek, Barbarian, or Latin; +and let each say what he will, for if in this I am taken to task by the +ignorant, I shall not be censured by the critical." + +"I say that your worship is entirely right," said Sancho, "and that I am +an ass. But I know not how the name of ass came into my mouth, for a rope +is not to be mentioned in the house of him who has been hanged; but now +for the letter, and then, God be with you, I am off." + +Don Quixote took out the note-book, and, retiring to one side, very +deliberately began to write the letter, and when he had finished it he +called to Sancho, saying he wished to read it to him, so that he might +commit it to memory, in case of losing it on the road; for with evil +fortune like his anything might be apprehended. To which Sancho replied, +"Write it two or three times there in the book and give it to me, and I +will carry it very carefully, because to expect me to keep it in my +memory is all nonsense, for I have such a bad one that I often forget my +own name; but for all that repeat it to me, as I shall like to hear it, +for surely it will run as if it was in print." + +"Listen," said Don Quixote, "this is what it says: + + +"DON QUIXOTE'S LETTER TO DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO + +"Sovereign and exalted Lady,--The pierced by the point of absence, the +wounded to the heart's core, sends thee, sweetest Dulcinea del Toboso, +the health that he himself enjoys not. If thy beauty despises me, if thy +worth is not for me, if thy scorn is my affliction, though I be +sufficiently long-suffering, hardly shall I endure this anxiety, which, +besides being oppressive, is protracted. My good squire Sancho will +relate to thee in full, fair ingrate, dear enemy, the condition to which +I am reduced on thy account: if it be thy pleasure to give me relief, I +am thine; if not, do as may be pleasing to thee; for by ending my life I +shall satisfy thy cruelty and my desire. + +"Thine till death, + +"The Knight of the Rueful Countenance." + + +"By the life of my father," said Sancho, when he heard the letter, "it is +the loftiest thing I ever heard. Body of me! how your worship says +everything as you like in it! And how well you fit in 'The Knight of the +Rueful Countenance' into the signature. I declare your worship is indeed +the very devil, and there is nothing you don't know." + +"Everything is needed for the calling I follow," said Don Quixote. + +"Now then," said Sancho, "let your worship put the order for the three +ass-colts on the other side, and sign it very plainly, that they may +recognise it at first sight." + +"With all my heart," said Don Quixote, and as he had written it he read +it to this effect: + +"Mistress Niece,--By this first of ass-colts please pay to Sancho Panza, +my squire, three of the five I left at home in your charge: said three +ass-colts to be paid and delivered for the same number received here in +hand, which upon this and upon his receipt shall be duly paid. Done in +the heart of the Sierra Morena, the twenty-seventh of August of this +present year." + +"That will do," said Sancho; "now let your worship sign it." + +"There is no need to sign it," said Don Quixote, "but merely to put my +flourish, which is the same as a signature, and enough for three asses, +or even three hundred." + +"I can trust your worship," returned Sancho; "let me go and saddle +Rocinante, and be ready to give me your blessing, for I mean to go at +once without seeing the fooleries your worship is going to do; I'll say I +saw you do so many that she will not want any more." + +"At any rate, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "I should like--and there is +reason for it--I should like thee, I say, to see me stripped to the skin +and performing a dozen or two of insanities, which I can get done in less +than half an hour; for having seen them with thine own eyes, thou canst +then safely swear to the rest that thou wouldst add; and I promise thee +thou wilt not tell of as many as I mean to perform." + +"For the love of God, master mine," said Sancho, "let me not see your +worship stripped, for it will sorely grieve me, and I shall not be able +to keep from tears, and my head aches so with all I shed last night for +Dapple, that I am not fit to begin any fresh weeping; but if it is your +worship's pleasure that I should see some insanities, do them in your +clothes, short ones, and such as come readiest to hand; for I myself want +nothing of the sort, and, as I have said, it will be a saving of time for +my return, which will be with the news your worship desires and deserves. +If not, let the lady Dulcinea look to it; if she does not answer +reasonably, I swear as solemnly as I can that I will fetch a fair answer +out of her stomach with kicks and cuffs; for why should it be borne that +a knight-errant as famous as your worship should go mad without rhyme or +reason for a--? Her ladyship had best not drive me to say it, for by God +I will speak out and let off everything cheap, even if it doesn't sell: I +am pretty good at that! she little knows me; faith, if she knew me she'd +be in awe of me." + +"In faith, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "to all appearance thou art no +sounder in thy wits than I." + +"I am not so mad," answered Sancho, "but I am more peppery; but apart +from all this, what has your worship to eat until I come back? Will you +sally out on the road like Cardenio to force it from the shepherds?" + +"Let not that anxiety trouble thee," replied Don Quixote, "for even if I +had it I should not eat anything but the herbs and the fruits which this +meadow and these trees may yield me; the beauty of this business of mine +lies in not eating, and in performing other mortifications." + +"Do you know what I am afraid of?" said Sancho upon this; "that I shall +not be able to find my way back to this spot where I am leaving you, it +is such an out-of-the-way place." + +"Observe the landmarks well," said Don Quixote, "for I will try not to go +far from this neighbourhood, and I will even take care to mount the +highest of these rocks to see if I can discover thee returning; however, +not to miss me and lose thyself, the best plan will be to cut some +branches of the broom that is so abundant about here, and as thou goest +to lay them at intervals until thou hast come out upon the plain; these +will serve thee, after the fashion of the clue in the labyrinth of +Theseus, as marks and signs for finding me on thy return." + +"So I will," said Sancho Panza, and having cut some, he asked his +master's blessing, and not without many tears on both sides, took his +leave of him, and mounting Rocinante, of whom Don Quixote charged him +earnestly to have as much care as of his own person, he set out for the +plain, strewing at intervals the branches of broom as his master had +recommended him; and so he went his way, though Don Quixote still +entreated him to see him do were it only a couple of mad acts. He had not +gone a hundred paces, however, when he returned and said: + +"I must say, senor, your worship said quite right, that in order to be +able to swear without a weight on my conscience that I had seen you do +mad things, it would be well for me to see if it were only one; though in +your worship's remaining here I have seen a very great one." + +"Did I not tell thee so?" said Don Quixote. "Wait, Sancho, and I will do +them in the saying of a credo," and pulling off his breeches in all haste +he stripped himself to his skin and his shirt, and then, without more +ado, he cut a couple of gambados in the air, and a couple of somersaults, +heels over head, making such a display that, not to see it a second time, +Sancho wheeled Rocinante round, and felt easy, and satisfied in his mind +that he could swear he had left his master mad; and so we will leave him +to follow his road until his return, which was a quick one. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVI. + +IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON QUIXOTE PLAYED THE +PART OF A LOVER IN THE SIERRA MORENA + + +Returning to the proceedings of him of the Rueful Countenance when he +found himself alone, the history says that when Don Quixote had completed +the performance of the somersaults or capers, naked from the waist down +and clothed from the waist up, and saw that Sancho had gone off without +waiting to see any more crazy feats, he climbed up to the top of a high +rock, and there set himself to consider what he had several times before +considered without ever coming to any conclusion on the point, namely +whether it would be better and more to his purpose to imitate the +outrageous madness of Roland, or the melancholy madness of Amadis; and +communing with himself he said: + +"What wonder is it if Roland was so good a knight and so valiant as +everyone says he was, when, after all, he was enchanted, and nobody could +kill him save by thrusting a corking pin into the sole of his foot, and +he always wore shoes with seven iron soles? Though cunning devices did +not avail him against Bernardo del Carpio, who knew all about them, and +strangled him in his arms at Roncesvalles. But putting the question of +his valour aside, let us come to his losing his wits, for certain it is +that he did lose them in consequence of the proofs he discovered at the +fountain, and the intelligence the shepherd gave him of Angelica having +slept more than two siestas with Medoro, a little curly-headed Moor, and +page to Agramante. If he was persuaded that this was true, and that his +lady had wronged him, it is no wonder that he should have gone mad; but +I, how am I to imitate him in his madness, unless I can imitate him in +the cause of it? For my Dulcinea, I will venture to swear, never saw a +Moor in her life, as he is, in his proper costume, and she is this day as +the mother that bore her, and I should plainly be doing her a wrong if, +fancying anything else, I were to go mad with the same kind of madness as +Roland the Furious. On the other hand, I see that Amadis of Gaul, without +losing his senses and without doing anything mad, acquired as a lover as +much fame as the most famous; for, according to his history, on finding +himself rejected by his lady Oriana, who had ordered him not to appear in +her presence until it should be her pleasure, all he did was to retire to +the Pena Pobre in company with a hermit, and there he took his fill of +weeping until Heaven sent him relief in the midst of his great grief and +need. And if this be true, as it is, why should I now take the trouble to +strip stark naked, or do mischief to these trees which have done me no +harm, or why am I to disturb the clear waters of these brooks which will +give me to drink whenever I have a mind? Long live the memory of Amadis +and let him be imitated so far as is possible by Don Quixote of La +Mancha, of whom it will be said, as was said of the other, that if he did +not achieve great things, he died in attempting them; and if I am not +repulsed or rejected by my Dulcinea, it is enough for me, as I have said, +to be absent from her. And so, now to business; come to my memory ye +deeds of Amadis, and show me how I am to begin to imitate you. I know +already that what he chiefly did was to pray and commend himself to God; +but what am I to do for a rosary, for I have not got one?" + +And then it occurred to him how he might make one, and that was by +tearing a great strip off the tail of his shirt which hung down, and +making eleven knots on it, one bigger than the rest, and this served him +for a rosary all the time he was there, during which he repeated +countless ave-marias. But what distressed him greatly was not having +another hermit there to confess him and receive consolation from; and so +he solaced himself with pacing up and down the little meadow, and writing +and carving on the bark of the trees and on the fine sand a multitude of +verses all in harmony with his sadness, and some in praise of Dulcinea; +but, when he was found there afterwards, the only ones completely legible +that could be discovered were those that follow here: + +Ye on the mountain side that grow, + Ye green things all, trees, shrubs, and bushes, +Are ye aweary of the woe + That this poor aching bosom crushes? +If it disturb you, and I owe + Some reparation, it may be a +Defence for me to let you know +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. + +The lealest lover time can show, + Doomed for a lady-love to languish, +Among these solitudes doth go, + A prey to every kind of anguish. +Why Love should like a spiteful foe + Thus use him, he hath no idea, +But hogsheads full--this doth he know-- +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. + +Adventure-seeking doth he go + Up rugged heights, down rocky valleys, +But hill or dale, or high or low, + Mishap attendeth all his sallies: +Love still pursues him to and fro, + And plies his cruel scourge--ah me! a +Relentless fate, an endless woe; +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. + +The addition of "Del Toboso" to Dulcinea's name gave rise to no little +laughter among those who found the above lines, for they suspected Don +Quixote must have fancied that unless he added "del Toboso" when he +introduced the name of Dulcinea the verse would be unintelligible; which +was indeed the fact, as he himself afterwards admitted. He wrote many +more, but, as has been said, these three verses were all that could be +plainly and perfectly deciphered. In this way, and in sighing and calling +on the fauns and satyrs of the woods and the nymphs of the streams, and +Echo, moist and mournful, to answer, console, and hear him, as well as in +looking for herbs to sustain him, he passed his time until Sancho's +return; and had that been delayed three weeks, as it was three days, the +Knight of the Rueful Countenance would have worn such an altered +countenance that the mother that bore him would not have known him: and +here it will be well to leave him, wrapped up in sighs and verses, to +relate how Sancho Panza fared on his mission. + +As for him, coming out upon the high road, he made for El Toboso, and the +next day reached the inn where the mishap of the blanket had befallen +him. As soon as he recognised it he felt as if he were once more living +through the air, and he could not bring himself to enter it though it was +an hour when he might well have done so, for it was dinner-time, and he +longed to taste something hot as it had been all cold fare with him for +many days past. This craving drove him to draw near to the inn, still +undecided whether to go in or not, and as he was hesitating there came +out two persons who at once recognised him, and said one to the other: + +"Senor licentiate, is not he on the horse there Sancho Panza who, our +adventurer's housekeeper told us, went off with her master as esquire?" + +"So it is," said the licentiate, "and that is our friend Don Quixote's +horse;" and if they knew him so well it was because they were the curate +and the barber of his own village, the same who had carried out the +scrutiny and sentence upon the books; and as soon as they recognised +Sancho Panza and Rocinante, being anxious to hear of Don Quixote, they +approached, and calling him by his name the curate said, "Friend Sancho +Panza, where is your master?" + +Sancho recognised them at once, and determined to keep secret the place +and circumstances where and under which he had left his master, so he +replied that his master was engaged in a certain quarter on a certain +matter of great importance to him which he could not disclose for the +eyes in his head. + +"Nay, nay," said the barber, "if you don't tell us where he is, Sancho +Panza, we will suspect as we suspect already, that you have murdered and +robbed him, for here you are mounted on his horse; in fact, you must +produce the master of the hack, or else take the consequences." + +"There is no need of threats with me," said Sancho, "for I am not a man +to rob or murder anybody; let his own fate, or God who made him, kill +each one; my master is engaged very much to his taste doing penance in +the midst of these mountains;" and then, offhand and without stopping, he +told them how he had left him, what adventures had befallen him, and how +he was carrying a letter to the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, the daughter of +Lorenzo Corchuelo, with whom he was over head and ears in love. They were +both amazed at what Sancho Panza told them; for though they were aware of +Don Quixote's madness and the nature of it, each time they heard of it +they were filled with fresh wonder. They then asked Sancho Panza to show +them the letter he was carrying to the lady Dulcinea del Toboso. He said +it was written in a note-book, and that his master's directions were that +he should have it copied on paper at the first village he came to. On +this the curate said if he showed it to him, he himself would make a fair +copy of it. Sancho put his hand into his bosom in search of the note-book +but could not find it, nor, if he had been searching until now, could he +have found it, for Don Quixote had kept it, and had never given it to +him, nor had he himself thought of asking for it. When Sancho discovered +he could not find the book his face grew deadly pale, and in great haste +he again felt his body all over, and seeing plainly it was not to be +found, without more ado he seized his beard with both hands and plucked +away half of it, and then, as quick as he could and without stopping, +gave himself half a dozen cuffs on the face and nose till they were +bathed in blood. + +Seeing this, the curate and the barber asked him what had happened him +that he gave himself such rough treatment. + +"What should happen me?" replied Sancho, "but to have lost from one hand +to the other, in a moment, three ass-colts, each of them like a castle?" + +"How is that?" said the barber. + +"I have lost the note-book," said Sancho, "that contained the letter to +Dulcinea, and an order signed by my master in which he directed his niece +to give me three ass-colts out of four or five he had at home;" and he +then told them about the loss of Dapple. + +The curate consoled him, telling him that when his master was found he +would get him to renew the order, and make a fresh draft on paper, as was +usual and customary; for those made in notebooks were never accepted or +honoured. + +Sancho comforted himself with this, and said if that were so the loss of +Dulcinea's letter did not trouble him much, for he had it almost by +heart, and it could be taken down from him wherever and whenever they +liked. + +"Repeat it then, Sancho," said the barber, "and we will write it down +afterwards." + +Sancho Panza stopped to scratch his head to bring back the letter to his +memory, and balanced himself now on one foot, now the other, one moment +staring at the ground, the next at the sky, and after having half gnawed +off the end of a finger and kept them in suspense waiting for him to +begin, he said, after a long pause, "By God, senor licentiate, devil a +thing can I recollect of the letter; but it said at the beginning, +'Exalted and scrubbing Lady.'" + +"It cannot have said 'scrubbing,'" said the barber, "but 'superhuman' or +'sovereign.'" + +"That is it," said Sancho; "then, as well as I remember, it went on, 'The +wounded, and wanting of sleep, and the pierced, kisses your worship's +hands, ungrateful and very unrecognised fair one; and it said something +or other about health and sickness that he was sending her; and from that +it went tailing off until it ended with 'Yours till death, the Knight of +the Rueful Countenance." + +It gave them no little amusement, both of them, to see what a good memory +Sancho had, and they complimented him greatly upon it, and begged him to +repeat the letter a couple of times more, so that they too might get it +by heart to write it out by-and-by. Sancho repeated it three times, and +as he did, uttered three thousand more absurdities; then he told them +more about his master but he never said a word about the blanketing that +had befallen himself in that inn, into which he refused to enter. He told +them, moreover, how his lord, if he brought him a favourable answer from +the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, was to put himself in the way of +endeavouring to become an emperor, or at least a monarch; for it had been +so settled between them, and with his personal worth and the might of his +arm it was an easy matter to come to be one: and how on becoming one his +lord was to make a marriage for him (for he would be a widower by that +time, as a matter of course) and was to give him as a wife one of the +damsels of the empress, the heiress of some rich and grand state on the +mainland, having nothing to do with islands of any sort, for he did not +care for them now. All this Sancho delivered with so much +composure--wiping his nose from time to time--and with so little +common-sense that his two hearers were again filled with wonder at the +force of Don Quixote's madness that could run away with this poor man's +reason. They did not care to take the trouble of disabusing him of his +error, as they considered that since it did not in any way hurt his +conscience it would be better to leave him in it, and they would have all +the more amusement in listening to his simplicities; and so they bade him +pray to God for his lord's health, as it was a very likely and a very +feasible thing for him in course of time to come to be an emperor, as he +said, or at least an archbishop or some other dignitary of equal rank. + +To which Sancho made answer, "If fortune, sirs, should bring things about +in such a way that my master should have a mind, instead of being an +emperor, to be an archbishop, I should like to know what +archbishops-errant commonly give their squires?" + +"They commonly give them," said the curate, some simple benefice or cure, +or some place as sacristan which brings them a good fixed income, not +counting the altar fees, which may be reckoned at as much more." + +"But for that," said Sancho, "the squire must be unmarried, and must +know, at any rate, how to help at mass, and if that be so, woe is me, for +I am married already and I don't know the first letter of the A B C. What +will become of me if my master takes a fancy to be an archbishop and not +an emperor, as is usual and customary with knights-errant?" + +"Be not uneasy, friend Sancho," said the barber, "for we will entreat +your master, and advise him, even urging it upon him as a case of +conscience, to become an emperor and not an archbishop, because it will +be easier for him as he is more valiant than lettered." + +"So I have thought," said Sancho; "though I can tell you he is fit for +anything: what I mean to do for my part is to pray to our Lord to place +him where it may be best for him, and where he may be able to bestow most +favours upon me." + +"You speak like a man of sense," said the curate, "and you will be acting +like a good Christian; but what must now be done is to take steps to coax +your master out of that useless penance you say he is performing; and we +had best turn into this inn to consider what plan to adopt, and also to +dine, for it is now time." + +Sancho said they might go in, but that he would wait there outside, and +that he would tell them afterwards the reason why he was unwilling, and +why it did not suit him to enter it; but he begged them to bring him out +something to eat, and to let it be hot, and also to bring barley for +Rocinante. They left him and went in, and presently the barber brought +him out something to eat. By-and-by, after they had between them +carefully thought over what they should do to carry out their object, the +curate hit upon an idea very well adapted to humour Don Quixote, and +effect their purpose; and his notion, which he explained to the barber, +was that he himself should assume the disguise of a wandering damsel, +while the other should try as best he could to pass for a squire, and +that they should thus proceed to where Don Quixote was, and he, +pretending to be an aggrieved and distressed damsel, should ask a favour +of him, which as a valiant knight-errant he could not refuse to grant; +and the favour he meant to ask him was that he should accompany her +whither she would conduct him, in order to redress a wrong which a wicked +knight had done her, while at the same time she should entreat him not to +require her to remove her mask, nor ask her any question touching her +circumstances until he had righted her with the wicked knight. And he had +no doubt that Don Quixote would comply with any request made in these +terms, and that in this way they might remove him and take him to his own +village, where they would endeavour to find out if his extraordinary +madness admitted of any kind of remedy. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVII. + +OF HOW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR SCHEME; TOGETHER +WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN THIS GREAT HISTORY + + +The curate's plan did not seem a bad one to the barber, but on the +contrary so good that they immediately set about putting it in execution. +They begged a petticoat and hood of the landlady, leaving her in pledge a +new cassock of the curate's; and the barber made a beard out of a +grey-brown or red ox-tail in which the landlord used to stick his comb. +The landlady asked them what they wanted these things for, and the curate +told her in a few words about the madness of Don Quixote, and how this +disguise was intended to get him away from the mountain where he then +was. The landlord and landlady immediately came to the conclusion that +the madman was their guest, the balsam man and master of the blanketed +squire, and they told the curate all that had passed between him and +them, not omitting what Sancho had been so silent about. Finally the +landlady dressed up the curate in a style that left nothing to be +desired; she put on him a cloth petticoat with black velvet stripes a +palm broad, all slashed, and a bodice of green velvet set off by a +binding of white satin, which as well as the petticoat must have been +made in the time of king Wamba. The curate would not let them hood him, +but put on his head a little quilted linen cap which he used for a +night-cap, and bound his forehead with a strip of black silk, while with +another he made a mask with which he concealed his beard and face very +well. He then put on his hat, which was broad enough to serve him for an +umbrella, and enveloping himself in his cloak seated himself +woman-fashion on his mule, while the barber mounted his with a beard down +to the waist of mingled red and white, for it was, as has been said, the +tail of a clay-red ox. + +They took leave of all, and of the good Maritornes, who, sinner as she +was, promised to pray a rosary of prayers that God might grant them +success in such an arduous and Christian undertaking as that they had in +hand. But hardly had he sallied forth from the inn when it struck the +curate that he was doing wrong in rigging himself out in that fashion, as +it was an indecorous thing for a priest to dress himself that way even +though much might depend upon it; and saying so to the barber he begged +him to change dresses, as it was fitter he should be the distressed +damsel, while he himself would play the squire's part, which would be +less derogatory to his dignity; otherwise he was resolved to have nothing +more to do with the matter, and let the devil take Don Quixote. Just at +this moment Sancho came up, and on seeing the pair in such a costume he +was unable to restrain his laughter; the barber, however, agreed to do as +the curate wished, and, altering their plan, the curate went on to +instruct him how to play his part and what to say to Don Quixote to +induce and compel him to come with them and give up his fancy for the +place he had chosen for his idle penance. The barber told him he could +manage it properly without any instruction, and as he did not care to +dress himself up until they were near where Don Quixote was, he folded up +the garments, and the curate adjusted his beard, and they set out under +the guidance of Sancho Panza, who went along telling them of the +encounter with the madman they met in the Sierra, saying nothing, +however, about the finding of the valise and its contents; for with all +his simplicity the lad was a trifle covetous. + +The next day they reached the place where Sancho had laid the +broom-branches as marks to direct him to where he had left his master, +and recognising it he told them that here was the entrance, and that they +would do well to dress themselves, if that was required to deliver his +master; for they had already told him that going in this guise and +dressing in this way were of the highest importance in order to rescue +his master from the pernicious life he had adopted; and they charged him +strictly not to tell his master who they were, or that he knew them, and +should he ask, as ask he would, if he had given the letter to Dulcinea, +to say that he had, and that, as she did not know how to read, she had +given an answer by word of mouth, saying that she commanded him, on pain +of her displeasure, to come and see her at once; and it was a very +important matter for himself, because in this way and with what they +meant to say to him they felt sure of bringing him back to a better mode +of life and inducing him to take immediate steps to become an emperor or +monarch, for there was no fear of his becoming an archbishop. All this +Sancho listened to and fixed it well in his memory, and thanked them +heartily for intending to recommend his master to be an emperor instead +of an archbishop, for he felt sure that in the way of bestowing rewards +on their squires emperors could do more than archbishops-errant. He said, +too, that it would be as well for him to go on before them to find him, +and give him his lady's answer; for that perhaps might be enough to bring +him away from the place without putting them to all this trouble. They +approved of what Sancho proposed, and resolved to wait for him until he +brought back word of having found his master. + +Sancho pushed on into the glens of the Sierra, leaving them in one +through which there flowed a little gentle rivulet, and where the rocks +and trees afforded a cool and grateful shade. It was an August day with +all the heat of one, and the heat in those parts is intense, and the hour +was three in the afternoon, all which made the spot the more inviting and +tempted them to wait there for Sancho's return, which they did. They were +reposing, then, in the shade, when a voice unaccompanied by the notes of +any instrument, but sweet and pleasing in its tone, reached their ears, +at which they were not a little astonished, as the place did not seem to +them likely quarters for one who sang so well; for though it is often +said that shepherds of rare voice are to be found in the woods and +fields, this is rather a flight of the poet's fancy than the truth. And +still more surprised were they when they perceived that what they heard +sung were the verses not of rustic shepherds, but of the polished wits of +the city; and so it proved, for the verses they heard were these: + +What makes my quest of happiness seem vain? + Disdain. +What bids me to abandon hope of ease? + Jealousies. +What holds my heart in anguish of suspense? + Absence. + If that be so, then for my grief + Where shall I turn to seek relief, + When hope on every side lies slain + By Absence, Jealousies, Disdain? + +What the prime cause of all my woe doth prove? + Love. +What at my glory ever looks askance? + Chance. +Whence is permission to afflict me given? + Heaven. + If that be so, I but await + The stroke of a resistless fate, + Since, working for my woe, these three, + Love, Chance and Heaven, in league I see. + +What must I do to find a remedy? + Die. +What is the lure for love when coy and strange? + Change. +What, if all fail, will cure the heart of sadness? + Madness. + If that be so, it is but folly + To seek a cure for melancholy: + Ask where it lies; the answer saith + In Change, in Madness, or in Death. + +The hour, the summer season, the solitary place, the voice and skill of +the singer, all contributed to the wonder and delight of the two +listeners, who remained still waiting to hear something more; finding, +however, that the silence continued some little time, they resolved to go +in search of the musician who sang with so fine a voice; but just as they +were about to do so they were checked by the same voice, which once more +fell upon their ears, singing this + +SONNET + +When heavenward, holy Friendship, thou didst go + Soaring to seek thy home beyond the sky, + And take thy seat among the saints on high, +It was thy will to leave on earth below +Thy semblance, and upon it to bestow + Thy veil, wherewith at times hypocrisy, + Parading in thy shape, deceives the eye, +And makes its vileness bright as virtue show. +Friendship, return to us, or force the cheat + That wears it now, thy livery to restore, + By aid whereof sincerity is slain. +If thou wilt not unmask thy counterfeit, + This earth will be the prey of strife once more, + As when primaeval discord held its reign. + +The song ended with a deep sigh, and again the listeners remained waiting +attentively for the singer to resume; but perceiving that the music had +now turned to sobs and heart-rending moans they determined to find out +who the unhappy being could be whose voice was as rare as his sighs were +piteous, and they had not proceeded far when on turning the corner of a +rock they discovered a man of the same aspect and appearance as Sancho +had described to them when he told them the story of Cardenio. He, +showing no astonishment when he saw them, stood still with his head bent +down upon his breast like one in deep thought, without raising his eyes +to look at them after the first glance when they suddenly came upon him. +The curate, who was aware of his misfortune and recognised him by the +description, being a man of good address, approached him and in a few +sensible words entreated and urged him to quit a life of such misery, +lest he should end it there, which would be the greatest of all +misfortunes. Cardenio was then in his right mind, free from any attack of +that madness which so frequently carried him away, and seeing them +dressed in a fashion so unusual among the frequenters of those wilds, +could not help showing some surprise, especially when he heard them speak +of his case as if it were a well-known matter (for the curate's words +gave him to understand as much) so he replied to them thus: + +"I see plainly, sirs, whoever you may be, that Heaven, whose care it is +to succour the good, and even the wicked very often, here, in this remote +spot, cut off from human intercourse, sends me, though I deserve it not, +those who seek to draw me away from this to some better retreat, showing +me by many and forcible arguments how unreasonably I act in leading the +life I do; but as they know, that if I escape from this evil I shall fall +into another still greater, perhaps they will set me down as a +weak-minded man, or, what is worse, one devoid of reason; nor would it be +any wonder, for I myself can perceive that the effect of the recollection +of my misfortunes is so great and works so powerfully to my ruin, that in +spite of myself I become at times like a stone, without feeling or +consciousness; and I come to feel the truth of it when they tell me and +show me proofs of the things I have done when the terrible fit +overmasters me; and all I can do is bewail my lot in vain, and idly curse +my destiny, and plead for my madness by telling how it was caused, to any +that care to hear it; for no reasonable beings on learning the cause will +wonder at the effects; and if they cannot help me at least they will not +blame me, and the repugnance they feel at my wild ways will turn into +pity for my woes. If it be, sirs, that you are here with the same design +as others have come wah, before you proceed with your wise arguments, I +entreat you to hear the story of my countless misfortunes, for perhaps +when you have heard it you will spare yourselves the trouble you would +take in offering consolation to grief that is beyond the reach of it." + +As they, both of them, desired nothing more than to hear from his own +lips the cause of his suffering, they entreated him to tell it, promising +not to do anything for his relief or comfort that he did not wish; and +thereupon the unhappy gentleman began his sad story in nearly the same +words and manner in which he had related it to Don Quixote and the +goatherd a few days before, when, through Master Elisabad, and Don +Quixote's scrupulous observance of what was due to chivalry, the tale was +left unfinished, as this history has already recorded; but now +fortunately the mad fit kept off, allowed him to tell it to the end; and +so, coming to the incident of the note which Don Fernando had found in +the volume of "Amadis of Gaul," Cardenio said that he remembered it +perfectly and that it was in these words: + +"Luscinda to Cardenio. + +"Every day I discover merits in you that oblige and compel me to hold you +in higher estimation; so if you desire to relieve me of this obligation +without cost to my honour, you may easily do so. I have a father who +knows you and loves me dearly, who without putting any constraint on my +inclination will grant what will be reasonable for you to have, if it be +that you value me as you say and as I believe you do." + +"By this letter I was induced, as I told you, to demand Luscinda for my +wife, and it was through it that Luscinda came to be regarded by Don +Fernando as one of the most discreet and prudent women of the day, and +this letter it was that suggested his design of ruining me before mine +could be carried into effect. I told Don Fernando that all Luscinda's +father was waiting for was that mine should ask her of him, which I did +not dare to suggest to him, fearing that he would not consent to do so; +not because he did not know perfectly well the rank, goodness, virtue, +and beauty of Luscinda, and that she had qualities that would do honour +to any family in Spain, but because I was aware that he did not wish me +to marry so soon, before seeing what the Duke Ricardo would do for me. In +short, I told him I did not venture to mention it to my father, as well +on account of that difficulty, as of many others that discouraged me +though I knew not well what they were, only that it seemed to me that +what I desired was never to come to pass. To all this Don Fernando +answered that he would take it upon himself to speak to my father, and +persuade him to speak to Luscinda's father. O, ambitious Marius! O, cruel +Catiline! O, wicked Sylla! O, perfidious Ganelon! O, treacherous Vellido! +O, vindictive Julian! O, covetous Judas! Traitor, cruel, vindictive, and +perfidious, wherein had this poor wretch failed in his fidelity, who with +such frankness showed thee the secrets and the joys of his heart? What +offence did I commit? What words did I utter, or what counsels did I give +that had not the furtherance of thy honour and welfare for their aim? +But, woe is me, wherefore do I complain? for sure it is that when +misfortunes spring from the stars, descending from on high they fall upon +us with such fury and violence that no power on earth can check their +course nor human device stay their coming. Who could have thought that +Don Fernando, a highborn gentleman, intelligent, bound to me by gratitude +for my services, one that could win the object of his love wherever he +might set his affections, could have become so obdurate, as they say, as +to rob me of my one ewe lamb that was not even yet in my possession? But +laying aside these useless and unavailing reflections, let us take up the +broken thread of my unhappy story. + +"To proceed, then: Don Fernando finding my presence an obstacle to the +execution of his treacherous and wicked design, resolved to send me to +his elder brother under the pretext of asking money from him to pay for +six horses which, purposely, and with the sole object of sending me away +that he might the better carry out his infernal scheme, he had purchased +the very day he offered to speak to my father, and the price of which he +now desired me to fetch. Could I have anticipated this treachery? Could I +by any chance have suspected it? Nay; so far from that, I offered with +the greatest pleasure to go at once, in my satisfaction at the good +bargain that had been made. That night I spoke with Luscinda, and told +her what had been agreed upon with Don Fernando, and how I had strong +hopes of our fair and reasonable wishes being realised. She, as +unsuspicious as I was of the treachery of Don Fernando, bade me try to +return speedily, as she believed the fulfilment of our desires would be +delayed only so long as my father put off speaking to hers. I know not +why it was that on saying this to me her eyes filled with tears, and +there came a lump in her throat that prevented her from uttering a word +of many more that it seemed to me she was striving to say to me. I was +astonished at this unusual turn, which I never before observed in her. +for we always conversed, whenever good fortune and my ingenuity gave us +the chance, with the greatest gaiety and cheerfulness, mingling tears, +sighs, jealousies, doubts, or fears with our words; it was all on my part +a eulogy of my good fortune that Heaven should have given her to me for +my mistress; I glorified her beauty, I extolled her worth and her +understanding; and she paid me back by praising in me what in her love +for me she thought worthy of praise; and besides we had a hundred +thousand trifles and doings of our neighbours and acquaintances to talk +about, and the utmost extent of my boldness was to take, almost by force, +one of her fair white hands and carry it to my lips, as well as the +closeness of the low grating that separated us allowed me. But the night +before the unhappy day of my departure she wept, she moaned, she sighed, +and she withdrew leaving me filled with perplexity and amazement, +overwhelmed at the sight of such strange and affecting signs of grief and +sorrow in Luscinda; but not to dash my hopes I ascribed it all to the +depth of her love for me and the pain that separation gives those who +love tenderly. At last I took my departure, sad and dejected, my heart +filled with fancies and suspicions, but not knowing well what it was I +suspected or fancied; plain omens pointing to the sad event and +misfortune that was awaiting me. + +"I reached the place whither I had been sent, gave the letter to Don +Fernando's brother, and was kindly received but not promptly dismissed, +for he desired me to wait, very much against my will, eight days in some +place where the duke his father was not likely to see me, as his brother +wrote that the money was to be sent without his knowledge; all of which +was a scheme of the treacherous Don Fernando, for his brother had no want +of money to enable him to despatch me at once. + +"The command was one that exposed me to the temptation of disobeying it, +as it seemed to me impossible to endure life for so many days separated +from Luscinda, especially after leaving her in the sorrowful mood I have +described to you; nevertheless as a dutiful servant I obeyed, though I +felt it would be at the cost of my well-being. But four days later there +came a man in quest of me with a letter which he gave me, and which by +the address I perceived to be from Luscinda, as the writing was hers. I +opened it with fear and trepidation, persuaded that it must be something +serious that had impelled her to write to me when at a distance, as she +seldom did so when I was near. Before reading it I asked the man who it +was that had given it to him, and how long he had been upon the road; he +told me that as he happened to be passing through one of the streets of +the city at the hour of noon, a very beautiful lady called to him from a +window, and with tears in her eyes said to him hurriedly, 'Brother, if +you are, as you seem to be, a Christian, for the love of God I entreat +you to have this letter despatched without a moment's delay to the place +and person named in the address, all which is well known, and by this you +will render a great service to our Lord; and that you may be at no +inconvenience in doing so take what is in this handkerchief;' and said +he, 'with this she threw me a handkerchief out of the window in which +were tied up a hundred reals and this gold ring which I bring here +together with the letter I have given you. And then without waiting for +any answer she left the window, though not before she saw me take the +letter and the handkerchief, and I had by signs let her know that I would +do as she bade me; and so, seeing myself so well paid for the trouble I +would have in bringing it to you, and knowing by the address that it was +to you it was sent (for, senor, I know you very well), and also unable to +resist that beautiful lady's tears, I resolved to trust no one else, but +to come myself and give it to you, and in sixteen hours from the time +when it was given me I have made the journey, which, as you know, is +eighteen leagues.' + +"All the while the good-natured improvised courier was telling me this, I +hung upon his words, my legs trembling under me so that I could scarcely +stand. However, I opened the letter and read these words: + +"'The promise Don Fernando gave you to urge your father to speak to mine, +he has fulfilled much more to his own satisfaction than to your +advantage. I have to tell you, senor, that he has demanded me for a wife, +and my father, led away by what he considers Don Fernando's superiority +over you, has favoured his suit so cordially, that in two days hence the +betrothal is to take place with such secrecy and so privately that the +only witnesses are to be the Heavens above and a few of the household. +Picture to yourself the state I am in; judge if it be urgent for you to +come; the issue of the affair will show you whether I love you or not. +God grant this may come to your hand before mine shall be forced to link +itself with his who keeps so ill the faith that he has pledged.' + +"Such, in brief, were the words of the letter, words that made me set out +at once without waiting any longer for reply or money; for I now saw +clearly that it was not the purchase of horses but of his own pleasure +that had made Don Fernando send me to his brother. The exasperation I +felt against Don Fernando, joined with the fear of losing the prize I had +won by so many years of love and devotion, lent me wings; so that almost +flying I reached home the same day, by the hour which served for speaking +with Luscinda. I arrived unobserved, and left the mule on which I had +come at the house of the worthy man who had brought me the letter, and +fortune was pleased to be for once so kind that I found Luscinda at the +grating that was the witness of our loves. She recognised me at once, and +I her, but not as she ought to have recognised me, or I her. But who is +there in the world that can boast of having fathomed or understood the +wavering mind and unstable nature of a woman? Of a truth no one. To +proceed: as soon as Luscinda saw me she said, 'Cardenio, I am in my +bridal dress, and the treacherous Don Fernando and my covetous father are +waiting for me in the hall with the other witnesses, who shall be the +witnesses of my death before they witness my betrothal. Be not +distressed, my friend, but contrive to be present at this sacrifice, and +if that cannot be prevented by my words, I have a dagger concealed which +will prevent more deliberate violence, putting an end to my life and +giving thee a first proof of the love I have borne and bear thee.' I +replied to her distractedly and hastily, in fear lest I should not have +time to reply, 'May thy words be verified by thy deeds, lady; and if thou +hast a dagger to save thy honour, I have a sword to defend thee or kill +myself if fortune be against us.' + +"I think she could not have heard all these words, for I perceived that +they called her away in haste, as the bridegroom was waiting. Now the +night of my sorrow set in, the sun of my happiness went down, I felt my +eyes bereft of sight, my mind of reason. I could not enter the house, nor +was I capable of any movement; but reflecting how important it was that I +should be present at what might take place on the occasion, I nerved +myself as best I could and went in, for I well knew all the entrances and +outlets; and besides, with the confusion that in secret pervaded the +house no one took notice of me, so, without being seen, I found an +opportunity of placing myself in the recess formed by a window of the +hall itself, and concealed by the ends and borders of two tapestries, +from between which I could, without being seen, see all that took place +in the room. Who could describe the agitation of heart I suffered as I +stood there--the thoughts that came to me--the reflections that passed +through my mind? They were such as cannot be, nor were it well they +should be, told. Suffice it to say that the bridegroom entered the hall +in his usual dress, without ornament of any kind; as groomsman he had +with him a cousin of Luscinda's and except the servants of the house +there was no one else in the chamber. Soon afterwards Luscinda came out +from an antechamber, attended by her mother and two of her damsels, +arrayed and adorned as became her rank and beauty, and in full festival +and ceremonial attire. My anxiety and distraction did not allow me to +observe or notice particularly what she wore; I could only perceive the +colours, which were crimson and white, and the glitter of the gems and +jewels on her head dress and apparel, surpassed by the rare beauty of her +lovely auburn hair that vying with the precious stones and the light of +the four torches that stood in the hall shone with a brighter gleam than +all. Oh memory, mortal foe of my peace! why bring before me now the +incomparable beauty of that adored enemy of mine? Were it not better, +cruel memory, to remind me and recall what she then did, that stirred by +a wrong so glaring I may seek, if not vengeance now, at least to rid +myself of life? Be not weary, sirs, of listening to these digressions; my +sorrow is not one of those that can or should be told tersely and +briefly, for to me each incident seems to call for many words." + +To this the curate replied that not only were they not weary of listening +to him, but that the details he mentioned interested them greatly, being +of a kind by no means to be omitted and deserving of the same attention +as the main story. + +"To proceed, then," continued Cardenio: "all being assembled in the hall, +the priest of the parish came in and as he took the pair by the hand to +perform the requisite ceremony, at the words, 'Will you, Senora Luscinda, +take Senor Don Fernando, here present, for your lawful husband, as the +holy Mother Church ordains?' I thrust my head and neck out from between +the tapestries, and with eager ears and throbbing heart set myself to +listen to Luscinda's answer, awaiting in her reply the sentence of death +or the grant of life. Oh, that I had but dared at that moment to rush +forward crying aloud, 'Luscinda, Luscinda! have a care what thou dost; +remember what thou owest me; bethink thee thou art mine and canst not be +another's; reflect that thy utterance of "Yes" and the end of my life +will come at the same instant. O, treacherous Don Fernando! robber of my +glory, death of my life! What seekest thou? Remember that thou canst not +as a Christian attain the object of thy wishes, for Luscinda is my bride, +and I am her husband!' Fool that I am! now that I am far away, and out of +danger, I say I should have done what I did not do: now that I have +allowed my precious treasure to be robbed from me, I curse the robber, on +whom I might have taken vengeance had I as much heart for it as I have +for bewailing my fate; in short, as I was then a coward and a fool, +little wonder is it if I am now dying shame-stricken, remorseful, and +mad. + +"The priest stood waiting for the answer of Luscinda, who for a long time +withheld it; and just as I thought she was taking out the dagger to save +her honour, or struggling for words to make some declaration of the truth +on my behalf, I heard her say in a faint and feeble voice, 'I will:' Don +Fernando said the same, and giving her the ring they stood linked by a +knot that could never be loosed. The bridegroom then approached to +embrace his bride; and she, pressing her hand upon her heart, fell +fainting in her mother's arms. It only remains now for me to tell you the +state I was in when in that consent that I heard I saw all my hopes +mocked, the words and promises of Luscinda proved falsehoods, and the +recovery of the prize I had that instant lost rendered impossible for +ever. I stood stupefied, wholly abandoned, it seemed, by Heaven, declared +the enemy of the earth that bore me, the air refusing me breath for my +sighs, the water moisture for my tears; it was only the fire that +gathered strength so that my whole frame glowed with rage and jealousy. +They were all thrown into confusion by Luscinda's fainting, and as her +mother was unlacing her to give her air a sealed paper was discovered in +her bosom which Don Fernando seized at once and began to read by the +light of one of the torches. As soon as he had read it he seated himself +in a chair, leaning his cheek on his hand in the attitude of one deep in +thought, without taking any part in the efforts that were being made to +recover his bride from her fainting fit. + +"Seeing all the household in confusion, I ventured to come out regardless +whether I were seen or not, and determined, if I were, to do some +frenzied deed that would prove to all the world the righteous indignation +of my breast in the punishment of the treacherous Don Fernando, and even +in that of the fickle fainting traitress. But my fate, doubtless +reserving me for greater sorrows, if such there be, so ordered it that +just then I had enough and to spare of that reason which has since been +wanting to me; and so, without seeking to take vengeance on my greatest +enemies (which might have been easily taken, as all thought of me was so +far from their minds), I resolved to take it upon myself, and on myself +to inflict the pain they deserved, perhaps with even greater severity +than I should have dealt out to them had I then slain them; for sudden +pain is soon over, but that which is protracted by tortures is ever +slaying without ending life. In a word, I quitted the house and reached +that of the man with whom I had left my mule; I made him saddle it for +me, mounted without bidding him farewell, and rode out of the city, like +another Lot, not daring to turn my head to look back upon it; and when I +found myself alone in the open country, screened by the darkness of the +night, and tempted by the stillness to give vent to my grief without +apprehension or fear of being heard or seen, then I broke silence and +lifted up my voice in maledictions upon Luscinda and Don Fernando, as if +I could thus avenge the wrong they had done me. I called her cruel, +ungrateful, false, thankless, but above all covetous, since the wealth of +my enemy had blinded the eyes of her affection, and turned it from me to +transfer it to one to whom fortune had been more generous and liberal. +And yet, in the midst of this outburst of execration and upbraiding, I +found excuses for her, saying it was no wonder that a young girl in the +seclusion of her parents' house, trained and schooled to obey them +always, should have been ready to yield to their wishes when they offered +her for a husband a gentleman of such distinction, wealth, and noble +birth, that if she had refused to accept him she would have been thought +out of her senses, or to have set her affection elsewhere, a suspicion +injurious to her fair name and fame. But then again, I said, had she +declared I was her husband, they would have seen that in choosing me she +had not chosen so ill but that they might excuse her, for before Don +Fernando had made his offer, they themselves could not have desired, if +their desires had been ruled by reason, a more eligible husband for their +daughter than I was; and she, before taking the last fatal step of giving +her hand, might easily have said that I had already given her mine, for I +should have come forward to support any assertion of hers to that effect. +In short, I came to the conclusion that feeble love, little reflection, +great ambition, and a craving for rank, had made her forget the words +with which she had deceived me, encouraged and supported by my firm hopes +and honourable passion. + +"Thus soliloquising and agitated, I journeyed onward for the remainder of +the night, and by daybreak I reached one of the passes of these +mountains, among which I wandered for three days more without taking any +path or road, until I came to some meadows lying on I know not which side +of the mountains, and there I inquired of some herdsmen in what direction +the most rugged part of the range lay. They told me that it was in this +quarter, and I at once directed my course hither, intending to end my +life here; but as I was making my way among these crags, my mule dropped +dead through fatigue and hunger, or, as I think more likely, in order to +have done with such a worthless burden as it bore in me. I was left on +foot, worn out, famishing, without anyone to help me or any thought of +seeking help: and so thus I lay stretched on the ground, how long I know +not, after which I rose up free from hunger, and found beside me some +goatherds, who no doubt were the persons who had relieved me in my need, +for they told me how they had found me, and how I had been uttering +ravings that showed plainly I had lost my reason; and since then I am +conscious that I am not always in full possession of it, but at times so +deranged and crazed that I do a thousand mad things, tearing my clothes, +crying aloud in these solitudes, cursing my fate, and idly calling on the +dear name of her who is my enemy, and only seeking to end my life in +lamentation; and when I recover my senses I find myself so exhausted and +weary that I can scarcely move. Most commonly my dwelling is the hollow +of a cork tree large enough to shelter this miserable body; the herdsmen +and goatherds who frequent these mountains, moved by compassion, furnish +me with food, leaving it by the wayside or on the rocks, where they think +I may perhaps pass and find it; and so, even though I may be then out of +my senses, the wants of nature teach me what is required to sustain me, +and make me crave it and eager to take it. At other times, so they tell +me when they find me in a rational mood, I sally out upon the road, and +though they would gladly give it me, I snatch food by force from the +shepherds bringing it from the village to their huts. Thus do pass the +wretched life that remains to me, until it be Heaven's will to bring it +to a close, or so to order my memory that I no longer recollect the +beauty and treachery of Luscinda, or the wrong done me by Don Fernando; +for if it will do this without depriving me of life, I will turn my +thoughts into some better channel; if not, I can only implore it to have +full mercy on my soul, for in myself I feel no power or strength to +release my body from this strait in which I have of my own accord chosen +to place it. + +"Such, sirs, is the dismal story of my misfortune: say if it be one that +can be told with less emotion than you have seen in me; and do not +trouble yourselves with urging or pressing upon me what reason suggests +as likely to serve for my relief, for it will avail me as much as the +medicine prescribed by a wise physician avails the sick man who will not +take it. I have no wish for health without Luscinda; and since it is her +pleasure to be another's, when she is or should be mine, let it be mine +to be a prey to misery when I might have enjoyed happiness. She by her +fickleness strove to make my ruin irretrievable; I will strive to gratify +her wishes by seeking destruction; and it will show generations to come +that I alone was deprived of that of which all others in misfortune have +a superabundance, for to them the impossibility of being consoled is +itself a consolation, while to me it is the cause of greater sorrows and +sufferings, for I think that even in death there will not be an end of +them." + +Here Cardenio brought to a close his long discourse and story, as full of +misfortune as it was of love; but just as the curate was going to address +some words of comfort to him, he was stopped by a voice that reached his +ear, saying in melancholy tones what will be told in the Fourth Part of +this narrative; for at this point the sage and sagacious historian, Cide +Hamete Benengeli, brought the Third to a conclusion. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVIII. + +WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL THE +CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA + + +Happy and fortunate were the times when that most daring knight Don +Quixote of La Mancha was sent into the world; for by reason of his having +formed a resolution so honourable as that of seeking to revive and +restore to the world the long-lost and almost defunct order of +knight-errantry, we now enjoy in this age of ours, so poor in light +entertainment, not only the charm of his veracious history, but also of +the tales and episodes contained in it which are, in a measure, no less +pleasing, ingenious, and truthful, than the history itself; which, +resuming its thread, carded, spun, and wound, relates that just as the +curate was going to offer consolation to Cardenio, he was interrupted by +a voice that fell upon his ear saying in plaintive tones: + +"O God! is it possible I have found a place that may serve as a secret +grave for the weary load of this body that I support so unwillingly? If +the solitude these mountains promise deceives me not, it is so; ah! woe +is me! how much more grateful to my mind will be the society of these +rocks and brakes that permit me to complain of my misfortune to Heaven, +than that of any human being, for there is none on earth to look to for +counsel in doubt, comfort in sorrow, or relief in distress!" + +All this was heard distinctly by the curate and those with him, and as it +seemed to them to be uttered close by, as indeed it was, they got up to +look for the speaker, and before they had gone twenty paces they +discovered behind a rock, seated at the foot of an ash tree, a youth in +the dress of a peasant, whose face they were unable at the moment to see +as he was leaning forward, bathing his feet in the brook that flowed +past. They approached so silently that he did not perceive them, being +fully occupied in bathing his feet, which were so fair that they looked +like two pieces of shining crystal brought forth among the other stones +of the brook. The whiteness and beauty of these feet struck them with +surprise, for they did not seem to have been made to crush clods or to +follow the plough and the oxen as their owner's dress suggested; and so, +finding they had not been noticed, the curate, who was in front, made a +sign to the other two to conceal themselves behind some fragments of rock +that lay there; which they did, observing closely what the youth was +about. He had on a loose double-skirted dark brown jacket bound tight to +his body with a white cloth; he wore besides breeches and gaiters of +brown cloth, and on his head a brown montera; and he had the gaiters +turned up as far as the middle of the leg, which verily seemed to be of +pure alabaster. + +As soon as he had done bathing his beautiful feet, he wiped them with a +towel he took from under the montera, on taking off which he raised his +face, and those who were watching him had an opportunity of seeing a +beauty so exquisite that Cardenio said to the curate in a whisper: + +"As this is not Luscinda, it is no human creature but a divine being." + +The youth then took off the montera, and shaking his head from side to +side there broke loose and spread out a mass of hair that the beams of +the sun might have envied; by this they knew that what had seemed a +peasant was a lovely woman, nay the most beautiful the eyes of two of +them had ever beheld, or even Cardenio's if they had not seen and known +Luscinda, for he afterwards declared that only the beauty of Luscinda +could compare with this. The long auburn tresses not only covered her +shoulders, but such was their length and abundance, concealed her all +round beneath their masses, so that except the feet nothing of her form +was visible. She now used her hands as a comb, and if her feet had seemed +like bits of crystal in the water, her hands looked like pieces of driven +snow among her locks; all which increased not only the admiration of the +three beholders, but their anxiety to learn who she was. With this object +they resolved to show themselves, and at the stir they made in getting +upon their feet the fair damsel raised her head, and parting her hair +from before her eyes with both hands, she looked to see who had made the +noise, and the instant she perceived them she started to her feet, and +without waiting to put on her shoes or gather up her hair, hastily +snatched up a bundle as though of clothes that she had beside her, and, +scared and alarmed, endeavoured to take flight; but before she had gone +six paces she fell to the ground, her delicate feet being unable to bear +the roughness of the stones; seeing which, the three hastened towards +her, and the curate addressing her first said: + +"Stay, senora, whoever you may be, for those whom you see here only +desire to be of service to you; you have no need to attempt a flight so +heedless, for neither can your feet bear it, nor we allow it." + +Taken by surprise and bewildered, she made no reply to these words. They, +however, came towards her, and the curate taking her hand went on to say: + +"What your dress would hide, senora, is made known to us by your hair; a +clear proof that it can be no trifling cause that has disguised your +beauty in a garb so unworthy of it, and sent it into solitudes like these +where we have had the good fortune to find you, if not to relieve your +distress, at least to offer you comfort; for no distress, so long as life +lasts, can be so oppressive or reach such a height as to make the +sufferer refuse to listen to comfort offered with good intention. And so, +senora, or senor, or whatever you prefer to be, dismiss the fears that +our appearance has caused you and make us acquainted with your good or +evil fortunes, for from all of us together, or from each one of us, you +will receive sympathy in your trouble." + +While the curate was speaking, the disguised damsel stood as if +spell-bound, looking at them without opening her lips or uttering a word, +just like a village rustic to whom something strange that he has never +seen before has been suddenly shown; but on the curate addressing some +further words to the same effect to her, sighing deeply she broke silence +and said: + +"Since the solitude of these mountains has been unable to conceal me, and +the escape of my dishevelled tresses will not allow my tongue to deal in +falsehoods, it would be idle for me now to make any further pretence of +what, if you were to believe me, you would believe more out of courtesy +than for any other reason. This being so, I say I thank you, sirs, for +the offer you have made me, which places me under the obligation of +complying with the request you have made of me; though I fear the account +I shall give you of my misfortunes will excite in you as much concern as +compassion, for you will be unable to suggest anything to remedy them or +any consolation to alleviate them. However, that my honour may not be +left a matter of doubt in your minds, now that you have discovered me to +be a woman, and see that I am young, alone, and in this dress, things +that taken together or separately would be enough to destroy any good +name, I feel bound to tell what I would willingly keep secret if I +could." + +All this she who was now seen to be a lovely woman delivered without any +hesitation, with so much ease and in so sweet a voice that they were not +less charmed by her intelligence than by her beauty, and as they again +repeated their offers and entreaties to her to fulfil her promise, she +without further pressing, first modestly covering her feet and gathering +up her hair, seated herself on a stone with the three placed around her, +and, after an effort to restrain some tears that came to her eyes, in a +clear and steady voice began her story thus: + +"In this Andalusia there is a town from which a duke takes a title which +makes him one of those that are called Grandees of Spain. This nobleman +has two sons, the elder heir to his dignity and apparently to his good +qualities; the younger heir to I know not what, unless it be the +treachery of Vellido and the falsehood of Ganelon. My parents are this +lord's vassals, lowly in origin, but so wealthy that if birth had +conferred as much on them as fortune, they would have had nothing left to +desire, nor should I have had reason to fear trouble like that in which I +find myself now; for it may be that my ill fortune came of theirs in not +having been nobly born. It is true they are not so low that they have any +reason to be ashamed of their condition, but neither are they so high as +to remove from my mind the impression that my mishap comes of their +humble birth. They are, in short, peasants, plain homely people, without +any taint of disreputable blood, and, as the saying is, old rusty +Christians, but so rich that by their wealth and free-handed way of life +they are coming by degrees to be considered gentlefolk by birth, and even +by position; though the wealth and nobility they thought most of was +having me for their daughter; and as they have no other child to make +their heir, and are affectionate parents, I was one of the most indulged +daughters that ever parents indulged. + +"I was the mirror in which they beheld themselves, the staff of their old +age, and the object in which, with submission to Heaven, all their wishes +centred, and mine were in accordance with theirs, for I knew their worth; +and as I was mistress of their hearts, so was I also of their +possessions. Through me they engaged or dismissed their servants; through +my hands passed the accounts and returns of what was sown and reaped; the +oil-mills, the wine-presses, the count of the flocks and herds, the +beehives, all in short that a rich farmer like my father has or can have, +I had under my care, and I acted as steward and mistress with an +assiduity on my part and satisfaction on theirs that I cannot well +describe to you. The leisure hours left to me after I had given the +requisite orders to the head-shepherds, overseers, and other labourers, I +passed in such employments as are not only allowable but necessary for +young girls, those that the needle, embroidery cushion, and spinning +wheel usually afford, and if to refresh my mind I quitted them for a +while, I found recreation in reading some devotional book or playing the +harp, for experience taught me that music soothes the troubled mind and +relieves weariness of spirit. Such was the life I led in my parents' +house and if I have depicted it thus minutely, it is not out of +ostentation, or to let you know that I am rich, but that you may see how, +without any fault of mine, I have fallen from the happy condition I have +described, to the misery I am in at present. The truth is, that while I +was leading this busy life, in a retirement that might compare with that +of a monastery, and unseen as I thought by any except the servants of the +house (for when I went to Mass it was so early in the morning, and I was +so closely attended by my mother and the women of the household, and so +thickly veiled and so shy, that my eyes scarcely saw more ground than I +trod on), in spite of all this, the eyes of love, or idleness, more +properly speaking, that the lynx's cannot rival, discovered me, with the +help of the assiduity of Don Fernando; for that is the name of the +younger son of the duke I told of." + +The moment the speaker mentioned the name of Don Fernando, Cardenio +changed colour and broke into a sweat, with such signs of emotion that +the curate and the barber, who observed it, feared that one of the mad +fits which they heard attacked him sometimes was coming upon him; but +Cardenio showed no further agitation and remained quiet, regarding the +peasant girl with fixed attention, for he began to suspect who she was. +She, however, without noticing the excitement of Cardenio, continuing her +story, went on to say: + +"And they had hardly discovered me, when, as he owned afterwards, he was +smitten with a violent love for me, as the manner in which it displayed +itself plainly showed. But to shorten the long recital of my woes, I will +pass over in silence all the artifices employed by Don Fernando for +declaring his passion for me. He bribed all the household, he gave and +offered gifts and presents to my parents; every day was like a holiday or +a merry-making in our street; by night no one could sleep for the music; +the love letters that used to come to my hand, no one knew how, were +innumerable, full of tender pleadings and pledges, containing more +promises and oaths than there were letters in them; all which not only +did not soften me, but hardened my heart against him, as if he had been +my mortal enemy, and as if everything he did to make me yield were done +with the opposite intention. Not that the high-bred bearing of Don +Fernando was disagreeable to me, or that I found his importunities +wearisome; for it gave me a certain sort of satisfaction to find myself +so sought and prized by a gentleman of such distinction, and I was not +displeased at seeing my praises in his letters (for however ugly we women +may be, it seems to me it always pleases us to hear ourselves called +beautiful) but that my own sense of right was opposed to all this, as +well as the repeated advice of my parents, who now very plainly perceived +Don Fernando's purpose, for he cared very little if all the world knew +it. They told me they trusted and confided their honour and good name to +my virtue and rectitude alone, and bade me consider the disparity between +Don Fernando and myself, from which I might conclude that his intentions, +whatever he might say to the contrary, had for their aim his own pleasure +rather than my advantage; and if I were at all desirous of opposing an +obstacle to his unreasonable suit, they were ready, they said, to marry +me at once to anyone I preferred, either among the leading people of our +own town, or of any of those in the neighbourhood; for with their wealth +and my good name, a match might be looked for in any quarter. This offer, +and their sound advice strengthened my resolution, and I never gave Don +Fernando a word in reply that could hold out to him any hope of success, +however remote. + +"All this caution of mine, which he must have taken for coyness, had +apparently the effect of increasing his wanton appetite--for that is the +name I give to his passion for me; had it been what he declared it to be, +you would not know of it now, because there would have been no occasion +to tell you of it. At length he learned that my parents were +contemplating marriage for me in order to put an end to his hopes of +obtaining possession of me, or at least to secure additional protectors +to watch over me, and this intelligence or suspicion made him act as you +shall hear. One night, as I was in my chamber with no other companion +than a damsel who waited on me, with the doors carefully locked lest my +honour should be imperilled through any carelessness, I know not nor can +conceive how it happened, but, with all this seclusion and these +precautions, and in the solitude and silence of my retirement, I found +him standing before me, a vision that so astounded me that it deprived my +eyes of sight, and my tongue of speech. I had no power to utter a cry, +nor, I think, did he give me time to utter one, as he immediately +approached me, and taking me in his arms (for, overwhelmed as I was, I +was powerless, I say, to help myself), he began to make such professions +to me that I know not how falsehood could have had the power of dressing +them up to seem so like truth; and the traitor contrived that his tears +should vouch for his words, and his sighs for his sincerity. + +"I, a poor young creature alone, ill versed among my people in cases such +as this, began, I know not how, to think all these lying protestations +true, though without being moved by his sighs and tears to anything more +than pure compassion; and so, as the first feeling of bewilderment passed +away, and I began in some degree to recover myself, I said to him with +more courage than I thought I could have possessed, 'If, as I am now in +your arms, senor, I were in the claws of a fierce lion, and my +deliverance could be procured by doing or saying anything to the +prejudice of my honour, it would no more be in my power to do it or say +it, than it would be possible that what was should not have been; so +then, if you hold my body clasped in your arms, I hold my soul secured by +virtuous intentions, very different from yours, as you will see if you +attempt to carry them into effect by force. I am your vassal, but I am +not your slave; your nobility neither has nor should have any right to +dishonour or degrade my humble birth; and low-born peasant as I am, I +have my self-respect as much as you, a lord and gentleman: with me your +violence will be to no purpose, your wealth will have no weight, your +words will have no power to deceive me, nor your sighs or tears to soften +me: were I to see any of the things I speak of in him whom my parents +gave me as a husband, his will should be mine, and mine should be bounded +by his; and my honour being preserved even though my inclinations were +not would willingly yield him what you, senor, would now obtain by force; +and this I say lest you should suppose that any but my lawful husband +shall ever win anything of me.' 'If that,' said this disloyal gentleman, +'be the only scruple you feel, fairest Dorothea' (for that is the name of +this unhappy being), 'see here I give you my hand to be yours, and let +Heaven, from which nothing is hid, and this image of Our Lady you have +here, be witnesses of this pledge.'" + +When Cardenio heard her say she was called Dorothea, he showed fresh +agitation and felt convinced of the truth of his former suspicion, but he +was unwilling to interrupt the story, and wished to hear the end of what +he already all but knew, so he merely said: + +"What! is Dorothea your name, senora? I have heard of another of the same +name who can perhaps match your misfortunes. But proceed; by-and-by I may +tell you something that will astonish you as much as it will excite your +compassion." + +Dorothea was struck by Cardenio's words as well as by his strange and +miserable attire, and begged him if he knew anything concerning her to +tell it to her at once, for if fortune had left her any blessing it was +courage to bear whatever calamity might fall upon her, as she felt sure +that none could reach her capable of increasing in any degree what she +endured already. + +"I would not let the occasion pass, senora," replied Cardenio, "of +telling you what I think, if what I suspect were the truth, but so far +there has been no opportunity, nor is it of any importance to you to know +it." + +"Be it as it may," replied Dorothea, "what happened in my story was that +Don Fernando, taking an image that stood in the chamber, placed it as a +witness of our betrothal, and with the most binding words and extravagant +oaths gave me his promise to become my husband; though before he had made +an end of pledging himself I bade him consider well what he was doing, +and think of the anger his father would feel at seeing him married to a +peasant girl and one of his vassals; I told him not to let my beauty, +such as it was, blind him, for that was not enough to furnish an excuse +for his transgression; and if in the love he bore me he wished to do me +any kindness, it would be to leave my lot to follow its course at the +level my condition required; for marriages so unequal never brought +happiness, nor did they continue long to afford the enjoyment they began +with. + +"All this that I have now repeated I said to him, and much more which I +cannot recollect; but it had no effect in inducing him to forego his +purpose; he who has no intention of paying does not trouble himself about +difficulties when he is striking the bargain. At the same time I argued +the matter briefly in my own mind, saying to myself, 'I shall not be the +first who has risen through marriage from a lowly to a lofty station, nor +will Don Fernando be the first whom beauty or, as is more likely, a blind +attachment, has led to mate himself below his rank. Then, since I am +introducing no new usage or practice, I may as well avail myself of the +honour that chance offers me, for even though his inclination for me +should not outlast the attainment of his wishes, I shall be, after all, +his wife before God. And if I strive to repel him by scorn, I can see +that, fair means failing, he is in a mood to use force, and I shall be +left dishonoured and without any means of proving my innocence to those +who cannot know how innocently I have come to be in this position; for +what arguments would persuade my parents that this gentleman entered my +chamber without my consent?' + +"All these questions and answers passed through my mind in a moment; but +the oaths of Don Fernando, the witnesses he appealed to, the tears he +shed, and lastly the charms of his person and his high-bred grace, which, +accompanied by such signs of genuine love, might well have conquered a +heart even more free and coy than mine--these were the things that more +than all began to influence me and lead me unawares to my ruin. I called +my waiting-maid to me, that there might be a witness on earth besides +those in Heaven, and again Don Fernando renewed and repeated his oaths, +invoked as witnesses fresh saints in addition to the former ones, called +down upon himself a thousand curses hereafter should he fail to keep his +promise, shed more tears, redoubled his sighs and pressed me closer in +his arms, from which he had never allowed me to escape; and so I was left +by my maid, and ceased to be one, and he became a traitor and a perjured +man. + +"The day which followed the night of my misfortune did not come so +quickly, I imagine, as Don Fernando wished, for when desire has attained +its object, the greatest pleasure is to fly from the scene of pleasure. I +say so because Don Fernando made all haste to leave me, and by the +adroitness of my maid, who was indeed the one who had admitted him, +gained the street before daybreak; but on taking leave of me he told me, +though not with as much earnestness and fervour as when he came, that I +might rest assured of his faith and of the sanctity and sincerity of his +oaths; and to confirm his words he drew a rich ring off his finger and +placed it upon mine. He then took his departure and I was left, I know +not whether sorrowful or happy; all I can say is, I was left agitated and +troubled in mind and almost bewildered by what had taken place, and I had +not the spirit, or else it did not occur to me, to chide my maid for the +treachery she had been guilty of in concealing Don Fernando in my +chamber; for as yet I was unable to make up my mind whether what had +befallen me was for good or evil. I told Don Fernando at parting, that as +I was now his, he might see me on other nights in the same way, until it +should be his pleasure to let the matter become known; but, except the +following night, he came no more, nor for more than a month could I catch +a glimpse of him in the street or in church, while I wearied myself with +watching for one; although I knew he was in the town, and almost every +day went out hunting, a pastime he was very fond of. I remember well how +sad and dreary those days and hours were to me; I remember well how I +began to doubt as they went by, and even to lose confidence in the faith +of Don Fernando; and I remember, too, how my maid heard those words in +reproof of her audacity that she had not heard before, and how I was +forced to put a constraint on my tears and on the expression of my +countenance, not to give my parents cause to ask me why I was so +melancholy, and drive me to invent falsehoods in reply. But all this was +suddenly brought to an end, for the time came when all such +considerations were disregarded, and there was no further question of +honour, when my patience gave way and the secret of my heart became known +abroad. The reason was, that a few days later it was reported in the town +that Don Fernando had been married in a neighbouring city to a maiden of +rare beauty, the daughter of parents of distinguished position, though +not so rich that her portion would entitle her to look for so brilliant a +match; it was said, too, that her name was Luscinda, and that at the +betrothal some strange things had happened." + +Cardenio heard the name of Luscinda, but he only shrugged his shoulders, +bit his lips, bent his brows, and before long two streams of tears +escaped from his eyes. Dorothea, however, did not interrupt her story, +but went on in these words: + +"This sad intelligence reached my ears, and, instead of being struck with +a chill, with such wrath and fury did my heart burn that I scarcely +restrained myself from rushing out into the streets, crying aloud and +proclaiming openly the perfidy and treachery of which I was the victim; +but this transport of rage was for the time checked by a resolution I +formed, to be carried out the same night, and that was to assume this +dress, which I got from a servant of my father's, one of the zagals, as +they are called in farmhouses, to whom I confided the whole of my +misfortune, and whom I entreated to accompany me to the city where I +heard my enemy was. He, though he remonstrated with me for my boldness, +and condemned my resolution, when he saw me bent upon my purpose, offered +to bear me company, as he said, to the end of the world. I at once packed +up in a linen pillow-case a woman's dress, and some jewels and money to +provide for emergencies, and in the silence of the night, without letting +my treacherous maid know, I sallied forth from the house, accompanied by +my servant and abundant anxieties, and on foot set out for the city, but +borne as it were on wings by my eagerness to reach it, if not to prevent +what I presumed to be already done, at least to call upon Don Fernando to +tell me with what conscience he had done it. I reached my destination in +two days and a half, and on entering the city inquired for the house of +Luscinda's parents. The first person I asked gave me more in reply than I +sought to know; he showed me the house, and told me all that had occurred +at the betrothal of the daughter of the family, an affair of such +notoriety in the city that it was the talk of every knot of idlers in the +street. He said that on the night of Don Fernando's betrothal with +Luscinda, as soon as she had consented to be his bride by saying 'Yes,' +she was taken with a sudden fainting fit, and that on the bridegroom +approaching to unlace the bosom of her dress to give her air, he found a +paper in her own handwriting, in which she said and declared that she +could not be Don Fernando's bride, because she was already Cardenio's, +who, according to the man's account, was a gentleman of distinction of +the same city; and that if she had accepted Don Fernando, it was only in +obedience to her parents. In short, he said, the words of the paper made +it clear she meant to kill herself on the completion of the betrothal, +and gave her reasons for putting an end to herself all which was +confirmed, it was said, by a dagger they found somewhere in her clothes. +On seeing this, Don Fernando, persuaded that Luscinda had befooled, +slighted, and trifled with him, assailed her before she had recovered +from her swoon, and tried to stab her with the dagger that had been +found, and would have succeeded had not her parents and those who were +present prevented him. It was said, moreover, that Don Fernando went away +at once, and that Luscinda did not recover from her prostration until the +next day, when she told her parents how she was really the bride of that +Cardenio I have mentioned. I learned besides that Cardenio, according to +report, had been present at the betrothal; and that upon seeing her +betrothed contrary to his expectation, he had quitted the city in +despair, leaving behind him a letter declaring the wrong Luscinda had +done him, and his intention of going where no one should ever see him +again. All this was a matter of notoriety in the city, and everyone spoke +of it; especially when it became known that Luscinda was missing from her +father's house and from the city, for she was not to be found anywhere, +to the distraction of her parents, who knew not what steps to take to +recover her. What I learned revived my hopes, and I was better pleased +not to have found Don Fernando than to find him married, for it seemed to +me that the door was not yet entirely shut upon relief in my case, and I +thought that perhaps Heaven had put this impediment in the way of the +second marriage, to lead him to recognise his obligations under the +former one, and reflect that as a Christian he was bound to consider his +soul above all human objects. All this passed through my mind, and I +strove to comfort myself without comfort, indulging in faint and distant +hopes of cherishing that life that I now abhor. + +"But while I was in the city, uncertain what to do, as I could not find +Don Fernando, I heard notice given by the public crier offering a great +reward to anyone who should find me, and giving the particulars of my age +and of the very dress I wore; and I heard it said that the lad who came +with me had taken me away from my father's house; a thing that cut me to +the heart, showing how low my good name had fallen, since it was not +enough that I should lose it by my flight, but they must add with whom I +had fled, and that one so much beneath me and so unworthy of my +consideration. The instant I heard the notice I quitted the city with my +servant, who now began to show signs of wavering in his fidelity to me, +and the same night, for fear of discovery, we entered the most thickly +wooded part of these mountains. But, as is commonly said, one evil calls +up another and the end of one misfortune is apt to be the beginning of +one still greater, and so it proved in my case; for my worthy servant, +until then so faithful and trusty when he found me in this lonely spot, +moved more by his own villainy than by my beauty, sought to take +advantage of the opportunity which these solitudes seemed to present him, +and with little shame and less fear of God and respect for me, began to +make overtures to me; and finding that I replied to the effrontery of his +proposals with justly severe language, he laid aside the entreaties which +he had employed at first, and began to use violence. + +"But just Heaven, that seldom fails to watch over and aid good intentions, +so aided mine that with my slight strength and with little exertion I +pushed him over a precipice, where I left him, whether dead or alive I +know not; and then, with greater speed than seemed possible in my terror +and fatigue, I made my way into the mountains, without any other thought +or purpose save that of hiding myself among them, and escaping my father +and those despatched in search of me by his orders. It is now I know not +how many months since with this object I came here, where I met a +herdsman who engaged me as his servant at a place in the heart of this +Sierra, and all this time I have been serving him as herd, striving to +keep always afield to hide these locks which have now unexpectedly +betrayed me. But all my care and pains were unavailing, for my master +made the discovery that I was not a man, and harboured the same base +designs as my servant; and as fortune does not always supply a remedy in +cases of difficulty, and I had no precipice or ravine at hand down which +to fling the master and cure his passion, as I had in the servant's case, +I thought it a lesser evil to leave him and again conceal myself among +these crags, than make trial of my strength and argument with him. So, as +I say, once more I went into hiding to seek for some place where I might +with sighs and tears implore Heaven to have pity on my misery, and grant +me help and strength to escape from it, or let me die among the +solitudes, leaving no trace of an unhappy being who, by no fault of hers, +has furnished matter for talk and scandal at home and abroad." + + + + +CHAPTER XXIX. + +WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE OUR +LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE HAD IMPOSED UPON HIMSELF + + +"Such, sirs, is the true story of my sad adventures; judge for yourselves +now whether the sighs and lamentations you heard, and the tears that +flowed from my eyes, had not sufficient cause even if I had indulged in +them more freely; and if you consider the nature of my misfortune you +will see that consolation is idle, as there is no possible remedy for it. +All I ask of you is, what you may easily and reasonably do, to show me +where I may pass my life unharassed by the fear and dread of discovery by +those who are in search of me; for though the great love my parents bear +me makes me feel sure of being kindly received by them, so great is my +feeling of shame at the mere thought that I cannot present myself before +them as they expect, that I had rather banish myself from their sight for +ever than look them in the face with the reflection that they beheld mine +stripped of that purity they had a right to expect in me." + +With these words she became silent, and the colour that overspread her +face showed plainly the pain and shame she was suffering at heart. In +theirs the listeners felt as much pity as wonder at her misfortunes; but +as the curate was just about to offer her some consolation and advice +Cardenio forestalled him, saying, "So then, senora, you are the fair +Dorothea, the only daughter of the rich Clenardo?" Dorothea was +astonished at hearing her father's name, and at the miserable appearance +of him who mentioned it, for it has been already said how wretchedly clad +Cardenio was; so she said to him: + +"And who may you be, brother, who seem to know my father's name so well? +For so far, if I remember rightly, I have not mentioned it in the whole +story of my misfortunes." + +"I am that unhappy being, senora," replied Cardenio, "whom, as you have +said, Luscinda declared to be her husband; I am the unfortunate Cardenio, +whom the wrong-doing of him who has brought you to your present condition +has reduced to the state you see me in, bare, ragged, bereft of all human +comfort, and what is worse, of reason, for I only possess it when Heaven +is pleased for some short space to restore it to me. I, Dorothea, am he +who witnessed the wrong done by Don Fernando, and waited to hear the +'Yes' uttered by which Luscinda owned herself his betrothed: I am he who +had not courage enough to see how her fainting fit ended, or what came of +the paper that was found in her bosom, because my heart had not the +fortitude to endure so many strokes of ill-fortune at once; and so losing +patience I quitted the house, and leaving a letter with my host, which I +entreated him to place in Luscinda's hands, I betook myself to these +solitudes, resolved to end here the life I hated as if it were my mortal +enemy. But fate would not rid me of it, contenting itself with robbing me +of my reason, perhaps to preserve me for the good fortune I have had in +meeting you; for if that which you have just told us be true, as I +believe it to be, it may be that Heaven has yet in store for both of us a +happier termination to our misfortunes than we look for; because seeing +that Luscinda cannot marry Don Fernando, being mine, as she has herself +so openly declared, and that Don Fernando cannot marry her as he is +yours, we may reasonably hope that Heaven will restore to us what is +ours, as it is still in existence and not yet alienated or destroyed. And +as we have this consolation springing from no very visionary hope or wild +fancy, I entreat you, senora, to form new resolutions in your better +mind, as I mean to do in mine, preparing yourself to look forward to +happier fortunes; for I swear to you by the faith of a gentleman and a +Christian not to desert you until I see you in possession of Don +Fernando, and if I cannot by words induce him to recognise his obligation +to you, in that case to avail myself of the right which my rank as a +gentleman gives me, and with just cause challenge him on account of the +injury he has done you, not regarding my own wrongs, which I shall leave +to Heaven to avenge, while I on earth devote myself to yours." + +Cardenio's words completed the astonishment of Dorothea, and not knowing +how to return thanks for such an offer, she attempted to kiss his feet; +but Cardenio would not permit it, and the licentiate replied for both, +commended the sound reasoning of Cardenio, and lastly, begged, advised, +and urged them to come with him to his village, where they might furnish +themselves with what they needed, and take measures to discover Don +Fernando, or restore Dorothea to her parents, or do what seemed to them +most advisable. Cardenio and Dorothea thanked him, and accepted the kind +offer he made them; and the barber, who had been listening to all +attentively and in silence, on his part some kindly words also, and with +no less good-will than the curate offered his services in any way that +might be of use to them. He also explained to them in a few words the +object that had brought them there, and the strange nature of Don +Quixote's madness, and how they were waiting for his squire, who had gone +in search of him. Like the recollection of a dream, the quarrel he had +had with Don Quixote came back to Cardenio's memory, and he described it +to the others; but he was unable to say what the dispute was about. + +At this moment they heard a shout, and recognised it as coming from +Sancho Panza, who, not finding them where he had left them, was calling +aloud to them. They went to meet him, and in answer to their inquiries +about Don Quixote, he told them how he had found him stripped to his +shirt, lank, yellow, half dead with hunger, and sighing for his lady +Dulcinea; and although he had told him that she commanded him to quit +that place and come to El Toboso, where she was expecting him, he had +answered that he was determined not to appear in the presence of her +beauty until he had done deeds to make him worthy of her favour; and if +this went on, Sancho said, he ran the risk of not becoming an emperor as +in duty bound, or even an archbishop, which was the least he could be; +for which reason they ought to consider what was to be done to get him +away from there. The licentiate in reply told him not to be uneasy, for +they would fetch him away in spite of himself. He then told Cardenio and +Dorothea what they had proposed to do to cure Don Quixote, or at any rate +take him home; upon which Dorothea said that she could play the +distressed damsel better than the barber; especially as she had there the +dress in which to do it to the life, and that they might trust to her +acting the part in every particular requisite for carrying out their +scheme, for she had read a great many books of chivalry, and knew exactly +the style in which afflicted damsels begged boons of knights-errant. + +"In that case," said the curate, "there is nothing more required than to +set about it at once, for beyond a doubt fortune is declaring itself in +our favour, since it has so unexpectedly begun to open a door for your +relief, and smoothed the way for us to our object." + +Dorothea then took out of her pillow-case a complete petticoat of some +rich stuff, and a green mantle of some other fine material, and a +necklace and other ornaments out of a little box, and with these in an +instant she so arrayed herself that she looked like a great and rich +lady. All this, and more, she said, she had taken from home in case of +need, but that until then she had had no occasion to make use of it. They +were all highly delighted with her grace, air, and beauty, and declared +Don Fernando to be a man of very little taste when he rejected such +charms. But the one who admired her most was Sancho Panza, for it seemed +to him (what indeed was true) that in all the days of his life he had +never seen such a lovely creature; and he asked the curate with great +eagerness who this beautiful lady was, and what she wanted in these +out-of-the-way quarters. + +"This fair lady, brother Sancho," replied the curate, "is no less a +personage than the heiress in the direct male line of the great kingdom +of Micomicon, who has come in search of your master to beg a boon of him, +which is that he redress a wrong or injury that a wicked giant has done +her; and from the fame as a good knight which your master has acquired +far and wide, this princess has come from Guinea to seek him." + +"A lucky seeking and a lucky finding!" said Sancho Panza at this; +"especially if my master has the good fortune to redress that injury, and +right that wrong, and kill that son of a bitch of a giant your worship +speaks of; as kill him he will if he meets him, unless, indeed, he +happens to be a phantom; for my master has no power at all against +phantoms. But one thing among others I would beg of you, senor +licentiate, which is, that, to prevent my master taking a fancy to be an +archbishop, for that is what I'm afraid of, your worship would recommend +him to marry this princess at once; for in this way he will be disabled +from taking archbishop's orders, and will easily come into his empire, +and I to the end of my desires; I have been thinking over the matter +carefully, and by what I can make out I find it will not do for me that +my master should become an archbishop, because I am no good for the +Church, as I am married; and for me now, having as I have a wife and +children, to set about obtaining dispensations to enable me to hold a +place of profit under the Church, would be endless work; so that, senor, +it all turns on my master marrying this lady at once--for as yet I do not +know her grace, and so I cannot call her by her name." + +"She is called the Princess Micomicona," said the curate; "for as her +kingdom is Micomicon, it is clear that must be her name." + +"There's no doubt of that," replied Sancho, "for I have known many to +take their name and title from the place where they were born and call +themselves Pedro of Alcala, Juan of Ubeda, and Diego of Valladolid; and +it may be that over there in Guinea queens have the same way of taking +the names of their kingdoms." + +"So it may," said the curate; "and as for your master's marrying, I will +do all in my power towards it:" with which Sancho was as much pleased as +the curate was amazed at his simplicity and at seeing what a hold the +absurdities of his master had taken of his fancy, for he had evidently +persuaded himself that he was going to be an emperor. + +By this time Dorothea had seated herself upon the curate's mule, and the +barber had fitted the ox-tail beard to his face, and they now told Sancho +to conduct them to where Don Quixote was, warning him not to say that he +knew either the licentiate or the barber, as his master's becoming an +emperor entirely depended on his not recognising them; neither the curate +nor Cardenio, however, thought fit to go with them; Cardenio lest he +should remind Don Quixote of the quarrel he had with him, and the curate +as there was no necessity for his presence just yet, so they allowed the +others to go on before them, while they themselves followed slowly on +foot. The curate did not forget to instruct Dorothea how to act, but she +said they might make their minds easy, as everything would be done +exactly as the books of chivalry required and described. + +They had gone about three-quarters of a league when they discovered Don +Quixote in a wilderness of rocks, by this time clothed, but without his +armour; and as soon as Dorothea saw him and was told by Sancho that that +was Don Quixote, she whipped her palfrey, the well-bearded barber +following her, and on coming up to him her squire sprang from his mule +and came forward to receive her in his arms, and she dismounting with +great ease of manner advanced to kneel before the feet of Don Quixote; +and though he strove to raise her up, she without rising addressed him in +this fashion: + +"From this spot I will not rise, valiant and doughty knight, until your +goodness and courtesy grant me a boon, which will redound to the honour +and renown of your person and render a service to the most disconsolate +and afflicted damsel the sun has seen; and if the might of your strong +arm corresponds to the repute of your immortal fame, you are bound to aid +the helpless being who, led by the savour of your renowned name, hath +come from far distant lands to seek your aid in her misfortunes." + +"I will not answer a word, beauteous lady," replied Don Quixote, "nor +will I listen to anything further concerning you, until you rise from the +earth." + +"I will not rise, senor," answered the afflicted damsel, "unless of your +courtesy the boon I ask is first granted me." + +"I grant and accord it," said Don Quixote, "provided without detriment or +prejudice to my king, my country, or her who holds the key of my heart +and freedom, it may be complied with." + +"It will not be to the detriment or prejudice of any of them, my worthy +lord," said the afflicted damsel; and here Sancho Panza drew close to his +master's ear and said to him very softly, "Your worship may very safely +grant the boon she asks; it's nothing at all; only to kill a big giant; +and she who asks it is the exalted Princess Micomicona, queen of the +great kingdom of Micomicon of Ethiopia." + +"Let her be who she may," replied Don Quixote, "I will do what is my +bounden duty, and what my conscience bids me, in conformity with what I +have professed;" and turning to the damsel he said, "Let your great +beauty rise, for I grant the boon which you would ask of me." + +"Then what I ask," said the damsel, "is that your magnanimous person +accompany me at once whither I will conduct you, and that you promise not +to engage in any other adventure or quest until you have avenged me of a +traitor who against all human and divine law, has usurped my kingdom." + +"I repeat that I grant it," replied Don Quixote; "and so, lady, you may +from this day forth lay aside the melancholy that distresses you, and let +your failing hopes gather new life and strength, for with the help of God +and of my arm you will soon see yourself restored to your kingdom, and +seated upon the throne of your ancient and mighty realm, notwithstanding +and despite of the felons who would gainsay it; and now hands to the +work, for in delay there is apt to be danger." + +The distressed damsel strove with much pertinacity to kiss his hands; but +Don Quixote, who was in all things a polished and courteous knight, would +by no means allow it, but made her rise and embraced her with great +courtesy and politeness, and ordered Sancho to look to Rocinante's +girths, and to arm him without a moment's delay. Sancho took down the +armour, which was hung up on a tree like a trophy, and having seen to the +girths armed his master in a trice, who as soon as he found himself in +his armour exclaimed: + +"Let us be gone in the name of God to bring aid to this great lady." + +The barber was all this time on his knees at great pains to hide his +laughter and not let his beard fall, for had it fallen maybe their fine +scheme would have come to nothing; but now seeing the boon granted, and +the promptitude with which Don Quixote prepared to set out in compliance +with it, he rose and took his lady's hand, and between them they placed +her upon the mule. Don Quixote then mounted Rocinante, and the barber +settled himself on his beast, Sancho being left to go on foot, which made +him feel anew the loss of his Dapple, finding the want of him now. But he +bore all with cheerfulness, being persuaded that his master had now +fairly started and was just on the point of becoming an emperor; for he +felt no doubt at all that he would marry this princess, and be king of +Micomicon at least. The only thing that troubled him was the reflection +that this kingdom was in the land of the blacks, and that the people they +would give him for vassals would be all black; but for this he soon found +a remedy in his fancy, and said he to himself, "What is it to me if my +vassals are blacks? What more have I to do than make a cargo of them and +carry them to Spain, where I can sell them and get ready money for them, +and with it buy some title or some office in which to live at ease all +the days of my life? Not unless you go to sleep and haven't the wit or +skill to turn things to account and sell three, six, or ten thousand +vassals while you would be talking about it! By God I will stir them up, +big and little, or as best I can, and let them be ever so black I'll turn +them into white or yellow. Come, come, what a fool I am!" And so he +jogged on, so occupied with his thoughts and easy in his mind that he +forgot all about the hardship of travelling on foot. + +Cardenio and the curate were watching all this from among some bushes, +not knowing how to join company with the others; but the curate, who was +very fertile in devices, soon hit upon a way of effecting their purpose, +and with a pair of scissors he had in a case he quickly cut off +Cardenio's beard, and putting on him a grey jerkin of his own he gave him +a black cloak, leaving himself in his breeches and doublet, while +Cardenio's appearance was so different from what it had been that he +would not have known himself had he seen himself in a mirror. Having +effected this, although the others had gone on ahead while they were +disguising themselves, they easily came out on the high road before them, +for the brambles and awkward places they encountered did not allow those +on horseback to go as fast as those on foot. They then posted themselves +on the level ground at the outlet of the Sierra, and as soon as Don +Quixote and his companions emerged from it the curate began to examine +him very deliberately, as though he were striving to recognise him, and +after having stared at him for some time he hastened towards him with +open arms exclaiming, "A happy meeting with the mirror of chivalry, my +worthy compatriot Don Quixote of La Mancha, the flower and cream of high +breeding, the protection and relief of the distressed, the quintessence +of knights-errant!" And so saying he clasped in his arms the knee of Don +Quixote's left leg. He, astonished at the stranger's words and behaviour, +looked at him attentively, and at length recognised him, very much +surprised to see him there, and made great efforts to dismount. This, +however, the curate would not allow, on which Don Quixote said, "Permit +me, senor licentiate, for it is not fitting that I should be on horseback +and so reverend a person as your worship on foot." + +"On no account will I allow it," said the curate; "your mightiness must +remain on horseback, for it is on horseback you achieve the greatest +deeds and adventures that have been beheld in our age; as for me, an +unworthy priest, it will serve me well enough to mount on the haunches of +one of the mules of these gentlefolk who accompany your worship, if they +have no objection, and I will fancy I am mounted on the steed Pegasus, or +on the zebra or charger that bore the famous Moor, Muzaraque, who to this +day lies enchanted in the great hill of Zulema, a little distance from +the great Complutum." + +"Nor even that will I consent to, senor licentiate," answered Don +Quixote, "and I know it will be the good pleasure of my lady the +princess, out of love for me, to order her squire to give up the saddle +of his mule to your worship, and he can sit behind if the beast will bear +it." + +"It will, I am sure," said the princess, "and I am sure, too, that I need +not order my squire, for he is too courteous and considerate to allow a +Churchman to go on foot when he might be mounted." + +"That he is," said the barber, and at once alighting, he offered his +saddle to the curate, who accepted it without much entreaty; but +unfortunately as the barber was mounting behind, the mule, being as it +happened a hired one, which is the same thing as saying ill-conditioned, +lifted its hind hoofs and let fly a couple of kicks in the air, which +would have made Master Nicholas wish his expedition in quest of Don +Quixote at the devil had they caught him on the breast or head. As it +was, they so took him by surprise that he came to the ground, giving so +little heed to his beard that it fell off, and all he could do when he +found himself without it was to cover his face hastily with both his +hands and moan that his teeth were knocked out. Don Quixote when he saw +all that bundle of beard detached, without jaws or blood, from the face +of the fallen squire, exclaimed: + +"By the living God, but this is a great miracle! it has knocked off and +plucked away the beard from his face as if it had been shaved off +designedly." + +The curate, seeing the danger of discovery that threatened his scheme, at +once pounced upon the beard and hastened with it to where Master Nicholas +lay, still uttering moans, and drawing his head to his breast had it on +in an instant, muttering over him some words which he said were a certain +special charm for sticking on beards, as they would see; and as soon as +he had it fixed he left him, and the squire appeared well bearded and +whole as before, whereat Don Quixote was beyond measure astonished, and +begged the curate to teach him that charm when he had an opportunity, as +he was persuaded its virtue must extend beyond the sticking on of beards, +for it was clear that where the beard had been stripped off the flesh +must have remained torn and lacerated, and when it could heal all that it +must be good for more than beards. + +"And so it is," said the curate, and he promised to teach it to him on +the first opportunity. They then agreed that for the present the curate +should mount, and that the three should ride by turns until they reached +the inn, which might be about six leagues from where they were. + +Three then being mounted, that is to say, Don Quixote, the princess, and +the curate, and three on foot, Cardenio, the barber, and Sancho Panza, +Don Quixote said to the damsel: + +"Let your highness, lady, lead on whithersoever is most pleasing to you;" +but before she could answer the licentiate said: + +"Towards what kingdom would your ladyship direct our course? Is it +perchance towards that of Micomicon? It must be, or else I know little +about kingdoms." + +She, being ready on all points, understood that she was to answer "Yes," +so she said "Yes, senor, my way lies towards that kingdom." + +"In that case," said the curate, "we must pass right through my village, +and there your worship will take the road to Cartagena, where you will be +able to embark, fortune favouring; and if the wind be fair and the sea +smooth and tranquil, in somewhat less than nine years you may come in +sight of the great lake Meona, I mean Meotides, which is little more than +a hundred days' journey this side of your highness's kingdom." + +"Your worship is mistaken, senor," said she; "for it is not two years +since I set out from it, and though I never had good weather, +nevertheless I am here to behold what I so longed for, and that is my +lord Don Quixote of La Mancha, whose fame came to my ears as soon as I +set foot in Spain and impelled me to go in search of him, to commend +myself to his courtesy, and entrust the justice of my cause to the might +of his invincible arm." + +"Enough; no more praise," said Don Quixote at this, "for I hate all +flattery; and though this may not be so, still language of the kind is +offensive to my chaste ears. I will only say, senora, that whether it has +might or not, that which it may or may not have shall be devoted to your +service even to death; and now, leaving this to its proper season, I +would ask the senor licentiate to tell me what it is that has brought him +into these parts, alone, unattended, and so lightly clad that I am filled +with amazement." + +"I will answer that briefly," replied the curate; "you must know then, +Senor Don Quixote, that Master Nicholas, our friend and barber, and I +were going to Seville to receive some money that a relative of mine who +went to the Indies many years ago had sent me, and not such a small sum +but that it was over sixty thousand pieces of eight, full weight, which +is something; and passing by this place yesterday we were attacked by +four footpads, who stripped us even to our beards, and them they stripped +off so that the barber found it necessary to put on a false one, and even +this young man here"-pointing to Cardenio--"they completely transformed. +But the best of it is, the story goes in the neighbourhood that those who +attacked us belong to a number of galley slaves who, they say, were set +free almost on the very same spot by a man of such valour that, in spite +of the commissary and of the guards, he released the whole of them; and +beyond all doubt he must have been out of his senses, or he must be as +great a scoundrel as they, or some man without heart or conscience to let +the wolf loose among the sheep, the fox among the hens, the fly among the +honey. He has defrauded justice, and opposed his king and lawful master, +for he opposed his just commands; he has, I say, robbed the galleys of +their feet, stirred up the Holy Brotherhood which for many years past has +been quiet, and, lastly, has done a deed by which his soul may be lost +without any gain to his body." Sancho had told the curate and the barber +of the adventure of the galley slaves, which, so much to his glory, his +master had achieved, and hence the curate in alluding to it made the most +of it to see what would be said or done by Don Quixote; who changed +colour at every word, not daring to say that it was he who had been the +liberator of those worthy people. "These, then," said the curate, "were +they who robbed us; and God in his mercy pardon him who would not let +them go to the punishment they deserved." + + + + +CHAPTER XXX. + +WHICH TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER +MATTERS PLEASANT AND AMUSING + + +The curate had hardly ceased speaking, when Sancho said, "In faith, then, +senor licentiate, he who did that deed was my master; and it was not for +want of my telling him beforehand and warning him to mind what he was +about, and that it was a sin to set them at liberty, as they were all on +the march there because they were special scoundrels." + +"Blockhead!" said Don Quixote at this, "it is no business or concern of +knights-errant to inquire whether any persons in affliction, in chains, +or oppressed that they may meet on the high roads go that way and suffer +as they do because of their faults or because of their misfortunes. It +only concerns them to aid them as persons in need of help, having regard +to their sufferings and not to their rascalities. I encountered a chaplet +or string of miserable and unfortunate people, and did for them what my +sense of duty demands of me, and as for the rest be that as it may; and +whoever takes objection to it, saving the sacred dignity of the senor +licentiate and his honoured person, I say he knows little about chivalry +and lies like a whoreson villain, and this I will give him to know to the +fullest extent with my sword;" and so saying he settled himself in his +stirrups and pressed down his morion; for the barber's basin, which +according to him was Mambrino's helmet, he carried hanging at the +saddle-bow until he could repair the damage done to it by the galley +slaves. + +Dorothea, who was shrewd and sprightly, and by this time thoroughly +understood Don Quixote's crazy turn, and that all except Sancho Panza +were making game of him, not to be behind the rest said to him, on +observing his irritation, "Sir Knight, remember the boon you have +promised me, and that in accordance with it you must not engage in any +other adventure, be it ever so pressing; calm yourself, for if the +licentiate had known that the galley slaves had been set free by that +unconquered arm he would have stopped his mouth thrice over, or even +bitten his tongue three times before he would have said a word that +tended towards disrespect of your worship." + +"That I swear heartily," said the curate, "and I would have even plucked +off a moustache." + +"I will hold my peace, senora," said Don Quixote, "and I will curb the +natural anger that had arisen in my breast, and will proceed in peace and +quietness until I have fulfilled my promise; but in return for this +consideration I entreat you to tell me, if you have no objection to do +so, what is the nature of your trouble, and how many, who, and what are +the persons of whom I am to require due satisfaction, and on whom I am to +take vengeance on your behalf?" + +"That I will do with all my heart," replied Dorothea, "if it will not be +wearisome to you to hear of miseries and misfortunes." + +"It will not be wearisome, senora," said Don Quixote; to which Dorothea +replied, "Well, if that be so, give me your attention." As soon as she +said this, Cardenio and the barber drew close to her side, eager to hear +what sort of story the quick-witted Dorothea would invent for herself; +and Sancho did the same, for he was as much taken in by her as his +master; and she having settled herself comfortably in the saddle, and +with the help of coughing and other preliminaries taken time to think, +began with great sprightliness of manner in this fashion. + +"First of all, I would have you know, sirs, that my name is-" and here +she stopped for a moment, for she forgot the name the curate had given +her; but he came to her relief, seeing what her difficulty was, and said, +"It is no wonder, senora, that your highness should be confused and +embarrassed in telling the tale of your misfortunes; for such afflictions +often have the effect of depriving the sufferers of memory, so that they +do not even remember their own names, as is the case now with your +ladyship, who has forgotten that she is called the Princess Micomicona, +lawful heiress of the great kingdom of Micomicon; and with this cue your +highness may now recall to your sorrowful recollection all you may wish +to tell us." + +"That is the truth," said the damsel; "but I think from this on I shall +have no need of any prompting, and I shall bring my true story safe into +port, and here it is. The king my father, who was called Tinacrio the +Sapient, was very learned in what they call magic arts, and became aware +by his craft that my mother, who was called Queen Jaramilla, was to die +before he did, and that soon after he too was to depart this life, and I +was to be left an orphan without father or mother. But all this, he +declared, did not so much grieve or distress him as his certain knowledge +that a prodigious giant, the lord of a great island close to our kingdom, +Pandafilando of the Scowl by name--for it is averred that, though his +eyes are properly placed and straight, he always looks askew as if he +squinted, and this he does out of malignity, to strike fear and terror +into those he looks at--that he knew, I say, that this giant on becoming +aware of my orphan condition would overrun my kingdom with a mighty force +and strip me of all, not leaving me even a small village to shelter me; +but that I could avoid all this ruin and misfortune if I were willing to +marry him; however, as far as he could see, he never expected that I +would consent to a marriage so unequal; and he said no more than the +truth in this, for it has never entered my mind to marry that giant, or +any other, let him be ever so great or enormous. My father said, too, +that when he was dead, and I saw Pandafilando about to invade my kingdom, +I was not to wait and attempt to defend myself, for that would be +destructive to me, but that I should leave the kingdom entirely open to +him if I wished to avoid the death and total destruction of my good and +loyal vassals, for there would be no possibility of defending myself +against the giant's devilish power; and that I should at once with some +of my followers set out for Spain, where I should obtain relief in my +distress on finding a certain knight-errant whose fame by that time would +extend over the whole kingdom, and who would be called, if I remember +rightly, Don Azote or Don Gigote." + +"'Don Quixote,' he must have said, senora," observed Sancho at this, +"otherwise called the Knight of the Rueful Countenance." + +"That is it," said Dorothea; "he said, moreover, that he would be tall of +stature and lank featured; and that on his right side under the left +shoulder, or thereabouts, he would have a grey mole with hairs like +bristles." + +On hearing this, Don Quixote said to his squire, "Here, Sancho my son, +bear a hand and help me to strip, for I want to see if I am the knight +that sage king foretold." + +"What does your worship want to strip for?" said Dorothea. + +"To see if I have that mole your father spoke of," answered Don Quixote. + +"There is no occasion to strip," said Sancho; "for I know your worship +has just such a mole on the middle of your backbone, which is the mark of +a strong man." + +"That is enough," said Dorothea, "for with friends we must not look too +closely into trifles; and whether it be on the shoulder or on the +backbone matters little; it is enough if there is a mole, be it where it +may, for it is all the same flesh; no doubt my good father hit the truth +in every particular, and I have made a lucky hit in commending myself to +Don Quixote; for he is the one my father spoke of, as the features of his +countenance correspond with those assigned to this knight by that wide +fame he has acquired not only in Spain but in all La Mancha; for I had +scarcely landed at Osuna when I heard such accounts of his achievements, +that at once my heart told me he was the very one I had come in search +of." + +"But how did you land at Osuna, senora," asked Don Quixote, "when it is +not a seaport?" + +But before Dorothea could reply the curate anticipated her, saying, "The +princess meant to say that after she had landed at Malaga the first place +where she heard of your worship was Osuna." + +"That is what I meant to say," said Dorothea. + +"And that would be only natural," said the curate. "Will your majesty +please proceed?" + +"There is no more to add," said Dorothea, "save that in finding Don +Quixote I have had such good fortune, that I already reckon and regard +myself queen and mistress of my entire dominions, since of his courtesy +and magnanimity he has granted me the boon of accompanying me +whithersoever I may conduct him, which will be only to bring him face to +face with Pandafilando of the Scowl, that he may slay him and restore to +me what has been unjustly usurped by him: for all this must come to pass +satisfactorily since my good father Tinacrio the Sapient foretold it, who +likewise left it declared in writing in Chaldee or Greek characters (for +I cannot read them), that if this predicted knight, after having cut the +giant's throat, should be disposed to marry me I was to offer myself at +once without demur as his lawful wife, and yield him possession of my +kingdom together with my person." + +"What thinkest thou now, friend Sancho?" said Don Quixote at this. +"Hearest thou that? Did I not tell thee so? See how we have already got a +kingdom to govern and a queen to marry!" + +"On my oath it is so," said Sancho; "and foul fortune to him who won't +marry after slitting Senor Pandahilado's windpipe! And then, how +ill-favoured the queen is! I wish the fleas in my bed were that sort!" + +And so saying he cut a couple of capers in the air with every sign of +extreme satisfaction, and then ran to seize the bridle of Dorothea's +mule, and checking it fell on his knees before her, begging her to give +him her hand to kiss in token of his acknowledgment of her as his queen +and mistress. Which of the bystanders could have helped laughing to see +the madness of the master and the simplicity of the servant? Dorothea +therefore gave her hand, and promised to make him a great lord in her +kingdom, when Heaven should be so good as to permit her to recover and +enjoy it, for which Sancho returned thanks in words that set them all +laughing again. + +"This, sirs," continued Dorothea, "is my story; it only remains to tell +you that of all the attendants I took with me from my kingdom I have none +left except this well-bearded squire, for all were drowned in a great +tempest we encountered when in sight of port; and he and I came to land +on a couple of planks as if by a miracle; and indeed the whole course of +my life is a miracle and a mystery as you may have observed; and if I +have been over minute in any respect or not as precise as I ought, let it +be accounted for by what the licentiate said at the beginning of my tale, +that constant and excessive troubles deprive the sufferers of their +memory." + +"They shall not deprive me of mine, exalted and worthy princess," said +Don Quixote, "however great and unexampled those which I shall endure in +your service may be; and here I confirm anew the boon I have promised +you, and I swear to go with you to the end of the world until I find +myself in the presence of your fierce enemy, whose haughty head I trust +by the aid of my arm to cut off with the edge of this--I will not say +good sword, thanks to Gines de Pasamonte who carried away mine"--(this he +said between his teeth, and then continued), "and when it has been cut +off and you have been put in peaceful possession of your realm it shall +be left to your own decision to dispose of your person as may be most +pleasing to you; for so long as my memory is occupied, my will enslaved, +and my understanding enthralled by her-I say no more--it is impossible +for me for a moment to contemplate marriage, even with a Phoenix." + +The last words of his master about not wanting to marry were so +disagreeable to Sancho that raising his voice he exclaimed with great +irritation: + +"By my oath, Senor Don Quixote, you are not in your right senses; for how +can your worship possibly object to marrying such an exalted princess as +this? Do you think Fortune will offer you behind every stone such a piece +of luck as is offered you now? Is my lady Dulcinea fairer, perchance? Not +she; nor half as fair; and I will even go so far as to say she does not +come up to the shoe of this one here. A poor chance I have of getting +that county I am waiting for if your worship goes looking for dainties in +the bottom of the sea. In the devil's name, marry, marry, and take this +kingdom that comes to hand without any trouble, and when you are king +make me a marquis or governor of a province, and for the rest let the +devil take it all." + +Don Quixote, when he heard such blasphemies uttered against his lady +Dulcinea, could not endure it, and lifting his pike, without saying +anything to Sancho or uttering a word, he gave him two such thwacks that +he brought him to the ground; and had it not been that Dorothea cried out +to him to spare him he would have no doubt taken his life on the spot. + +"Do you think," he said to him after a pause, "you scurvy clown, that you +are to be always interfering with me, and that you are to be always +offending and I always pardoning? Don't fancy it, impious scoundrel, for +that beyond a doubt thou art, since thou hast set thy tongue going +against the peerless Dulcinea. Know you not, lout, vagabond, beggar, that +were it not for the might that she infuses into my arm I should not have +strength enough to kill a flea? Say, scoffer with a viper's tongue, what +think you has won this kingdom and cut off this giant's head and made you +a marquis (for all this I count as already accomplished and decided), but +the might of Dulcinea, employing my arm as the instrument of her +achievements? She fights in me and conquers in me, and I live and breathe +in her, and owe my life and being to her. O whoreson scoundrel, how +ungrateful you are, you see yourself raised from the dust of the earth to +be a titled lord, and the return you make for so great a benefit is to +speak evil of her who has conferred it upon you!" + +Sancho was not so stunned but that he heard all his master said, and +rising with some degree of nimbleness he ran to place himself behind +Dorothea's palfrey, and from that position he said to his master: + +"Tell me, senor; if your worship is resolved not to marry this great +princess, it is plain the kingdom will not be yours; and not being so, +how can you bestow favours upon me? That is what I complain of. Let your +worship at any rate marry this queen, now that we have got her here as if +showered down from heaven, and afterwards you may go back to my lady +Dulcinea; for there must have been kings in the world who kept +mistresses. As to beauty, I have nothing to do with it; and if the truth +is to be told, I like them both; though I have never seen the lady +Dulcinea." + +"How! never seen her, blasphemous traitor!" exclaimed Don Quixote; "hast +thou not just now brought me a message from her?" + +"I mean," said Sancho, "that I did not see her so much at my leisure that +I could take particular notice of her beauty, or of her charms piecemeal; +but taken in the lump I like her." + +"Now I forgive thee," said Don Quixote; "and do thou forgive me the +injury I have done thee; for our first impulses are not in our control." + +"That I see," replied Sancho, "and with me the wish to speak is always +the first impulse, and I cannot help saying, once at any rate, what I +have on the tip of my tongue." + +"For all that, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "take heed of what thou sayest, +for the pitcher goes so often to the well--I need say no more to thee." + +"Well, well," said Sancho, "God is in heaven, and sees all tricks, and +will judge who does most harm, I in not speaking right, or your worship +in not doing it." + +"That is enough," said Dorothea; "run, Sancho, and kiss your lord's hand +and beg his pardon, and henceforward be more circumspect with your praise +and abuse; and say nothing in disparagement of that lady Toboso, of whom +I know nothing save that I am her servant; and put your trust in God, for +you will not fail to obtain some dignity so as to live like a prince." + +Sancho advanced hanging his head and begged his master's hand, which Don +Quixote with dignity presented to him, giving him his blessing as soon as +he had kissed it; he then bade him go on ahead a little, as he had +questions to ask him and matters of great importance to discuss with him. +Sancho obeyed, and when the two had gone some distance in advance Don +Quixote said to him, "Since thy return I have had no opportunity or time +to ask thee many particulars touching thy mission and the answer thou +hast brought back, and now that chance has granted us the time and +opportunity, deny me not the happiness thou canst give me by such good +news." + +"Let your worship ask what you will," answered Sancho, "for I shall find +a way out of all as as I found a way in; but I implore you, senor, not +not to be so revengeful in future." + +"Why dost thou say that, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + +"I say it," he returned, "because those blows just now were more because +of the quarrel the devil stirred up between us both the other night, than +for what I said against my lady Dulcinea, whom I love and reverence as I +would a relic--though there is nothing of that about her--merely as +something belonging to your worship." + +"Say no more on that subject for thy life, Sancho," said Don Quixote, +"for it is displeasing to me; I have already pardoned thee for that, and +thou knowest the common saying, 'for a fresh sin a fresh penance.'" + +While this was going on they saw coming along the road they were +following a man mounted on an ass, who when he came close seemed to be a +gipsy; but Sancho Panza, whose eyes and heart were there wherever he saw +asses, no sooner beheld the man than he knew him to be Gines de +Pasamonte; and by the thread of the gipsy he got at the ball, his ass, +for it was, in fact, Dapple that carried Pasamonte, who to escape +recognition and to sell the ass had disguised himself as a gipsy, being +able to speak the gipsy language, and many more, as well as if they were +his own. Sancho saw him and recognised him, and the instant he did so he +shouted to him, "Ginesillo, you thief, give up my treasure, release my +life, embarrass thyself not with my repose, quit my ass, leave my +delight, be off, rip, get thee gone, thief, and give up what is not +thine." + +There was no necessity for so many words or objurgations, for at the +first one Gines jumped down, and at a like racing speed made off and got +clear of them all. Sancho hastened to his Dapple, and embracing him he +said, "How hast thou fared, my blessing, Dapple of my eyes, my comrade?" +all the while kissing him and caressing him as if he were a human being. +The ass held his peace, and let himself be kissed and caressed by Sancho +without answering a single word. They all came up and congratulated him +on having found Dapple, Don Quixote especially, who told him that +notwithstanding this he would not cancel the order for the three +ass-colts, for which Sancho thanked him. + +While the two had been going along conversing in this fashion, the curate +observed to Dorothea that she had shown great cleverness, as well in the +story itself as in its conciseness, and the resemblance it bore to those +of the books of chivalry. She said that she had many times amused herself +reading them; but that she did not know the situation of the provinces or +seaports, and so she had said at haphazard that she had landed at Osuna. + +"So I saw," said the curate, "and for that reason I made haste to say +what I did, by which it was all set right. But is it not a strange thing +to see how readily this unhappy gentleman believes all these figments and +lies, simply because they are in the style and manner of the absurdities +of his books?" + +"So it is," said Cardenio; "and so uncommon and unexampled, that were one +to attempt to invent and concoct it in fiction, I doubt if there be any +wit keen enough to imagine it." + +"But another strange thing about it," said the curate, "is that, apart +from the silly things which this worthy gentleman says in connection with +his craze, when other subjects are dealt with, he can discuss them in a +perfectly rational manner, showing that his mind is quite clear and +composed; so that, provided his chivalry is not touched upon, no one +would take him to be anything but a man of thoroughly sound +understanding." + +While they were holding this conversation Don Quixote continued his with +Sancho, saying: + +"Friend Panza, let us forgive and forget as to our quarrels, and tell me +now, dismissing anger and irritation, where, how, and when didst thou +find Dulcinea? What was she doing? What didst thou say to her? What did +she answer? How did she look when she was reading my letter? Who copied +it out for thee? and everything in the matter that seems to thee worth +knowing, asking, and learning; neither adding nor falsifying to give me +pleasure, nor yet curtailing lest you should deprive me of it." + +"Senor," replied Sancho, "if the truth is to be told, nobody copied out +the letter for me, for I carried no letter at all." + +"It is as thou sayest," said Don Quixote, "for the note-book in which I +wrote it I found in my own possession two days after thy departure, which +gave me very great vexation, as I knew not what thou wouldst do on +finding thyself without any letter; and I made sure thou wouldst return +from the place where thou didst first miss it." + +"So I should have done," said Sancho, "if I had not got it by heart when +your worship read it to me, so that I repeated it to a sacristan, who +copied it out for me from hearing it, so exactly that he said in all the +days of his life, though he had read many a letter of excommunication, he +had never seen or read so pretty a letter as that." + +"And hast thou got it still in thy memory, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + +"No, senor," replied Sancho, "for as soon as I had repeated it, seeing +there was no further use for it, I set about forgetting it; and if I +recollect any of it, it is that about 'Scrubbing,'I mean to say +'Sovereign Lady,' and the end 'Yours till death, the Knight of the Rueful +Countenance;' and between these two I put into it more than three hundred +'my souls' and 'my life's' and 'my eyes." + + + + +CHAPTER XXXI. + +OF THE DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA, HIS +SQUIRE, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + + +"All that is not unsatisfactory to me," said Don Quixote. "Go on; thou +didst reach her; and what was that queen of beauty doing? Surely thou +didst find her stringing pearls, or embroidering some device in gold +thread for this her enslaved knight." + +"I did not," said Sancho, "but I found her winnowing two bushels of wheat +in the yard of her house." + +"Then depend upon it," said Don Quixote, "the grains of that wheat were +pearls when touched by her hands; and didst thou look, friend? was it +white wheat or brown?" + +"It was neither, but red," said Sancho. + +"Then I promise thee," said Don Quixote, "that, winnowed by her hands, +beyond a doubt the bread it made was of the whitest; but go on; when thou +gavest her my letter, did she kiss it? Did she place it on her head? Did +she perform any ceremony befitting it, or what did she do?" + +"When I went to give it to her," replied Sancho, "she was hard at it +swaying from side to side with a lot of wheat she had in the sieve, and +she said to me, 'Lay the letter, friend, on the top of that sack, for I +cannot read it until I have done sifting all this." + +"Discreet lady!" said Don Quixote; "that was in order to read it at her +leisure and enjoy it; proceed, Sancho; while she was engaged in her +occupation what converse did she hold with thee? What did she ask about +me, and what answer didst thou give? Make haste; tell me all, and let not +an atom be left behind in the ink-bottle." + +"She asked me nothing," said Sancho; "but I told her how your worship was +left doing penance in her service, naked from the waist up, in among +these mountains like a savage, sleeping on the ground, not eating bread +off a tablecloth nor combing your beard, weeping and cursing your +fortune." + +"In saying I cursed my fortune thou saidst wrong," said Don Quixote; "for +rather do I bless it and shall bless it all the days of my life for +having made me worthy of aspiring to love so lofty a lady as Dulcinea del +Toboso." + +"And so lofty she is," said Sancho, "that she overtops me by more than a +hand's-breadth." + +"What! Sancho," said Don Quixote, "didst thou measure with her?" + +"I measured in this way," said Sancho; "going to help her to put a sack +of wheat on the back of an ass, we came so close together that I could +see she stood more than a good palm over me." + +"Well!" said Don Quixote, "and doth she not of a truth accompany and +adorn this greatness with a thousand million charms of mind! But one +thing thou wilt not deny, Sancho; when thou camest close to her didst +thou not perceive a Sabaean odour, an aromatic fragrance, a, I know not +what, delicious, that I cannot find a name for; I mean a redolence, an +exhalation, as if thou wert in the shop of some dainty glover?" + +"All I can say is," said Sancho, "that I did perceive a little odour, +something goaty; it must have been that she was all in a sweat with hard +work." + +"It could not be that," said Don Quixote, "but thou must have been +suffering from cold in the head, or must have smelt thyself; for I know +well what would be the scent of that rose among thorns, that lily of the +field, that dissolved amber." + +"Maybe so," replied Sancho; "there often comes from myself that same +odour which then seemed to me to come from her grace the lady Dulcinea; +but that's no wonder, for one devil is like another." + +"Well then," continued Don Quixote, "now she has done sifting the corn +and sent it to the mill; what did she do when she read the letter?" + +"As for the letter," said Sancho, "she did not read it, for she said she +could neither read nor write; instead of that she tore it up into small +pieces, saying that she did not want to let anyone read it lest her +secrets should become known in the village, and that what I had told her +by word of mouth about the love your worship bore her, and the +extraordinary penance you were doing for her sake, was enough; and, to +make an end of it, she told me to tell your worship that she kissed your +hands, and that she had a greater desire to see you than to write to you; +and that therefore she entreated and commanded you, on sight of this +present, to come out of these thickets, and to have done with carrying on +absurdities, and to set out at once for El Toboso, unless something else +of greater importance should happen, for she had a great desire to see +your worship. She laughed greatly when I told her how your worship was +called The Knight of the Rueful Countenance; I asked her if that Biscayan +the other day had been there; and she told me he had, and that he was an +honest fellow; I asked her too about the galley slaves, but she said she +had not seen any as yet." + +"So far all goes well," said Don Quixote; "but tell me what jewel was it +that she gave thee on taking thy leave, in return for thy tidings of me? +For it is a usual and ancient custom with knights and ladies errant to +give the squires, damsels, or dwarfs who bring tidings of their ladies to +the knights, or of their knights to the ladies, some rich jewel as a +guerdon for good news,' and acknowledgment of the message." + +"That is very likely," said Sancho, "and a good custom it was, to my +mind; but that must have been in days gone by, for now it would seem to +be the custom only to give a piece of bread and cheese; because that was +what my lady Dulcinea gave me over the top of the yard-wall when I took +leave of her; and more by token it was sheep's-milk cheese." + +"She is generous in the extreme," said Don Quixote, "and if she did not +give thee a jewel of gold, no doubt it must have been because she had not +one to hand there to give thee; but sleeves are good after Easter; I +shall see her and all shall be made right. But knowest thou what amazes +me, Sancho? It seems to me thou must have gone and come through the air, +for thou hast taken but little more than three days to go to El Toboso +and return, though it is more than thirty leagues from here to there. +From which I am inclined to think that the sage magician who is my +friend, and watches over my interests (for of necessity there is and must +be one, or else I should not be a right knight-errant), that this same, I +say, must have helped thee to travel without thy knowledge; for some of +these sages will catch up a knight-errant sleeping in his bed, and +without his knowing how or in what way it happened, he wakes up the next +day more than a thousand leagues away from the place where he went to +sleep. And if it were not for this, knights-errant would not be able to +give aid to one another in peril, as they do at every turn. For a knight, +maybe, is fighting in the mountains of Armenia with some dragon, or +fierce serpent, or another knight, and gets the worst of the battle, and +is at the point of death; but when he least looks for it, there appears +over against him on a cloud, or chariot of fire, another knight, a friend +of his, who just before had been in England, and who takes his part, and +delivers him from death; and at night he finds himself in his own +quarters supping very much to his satisfaction; and yet from one place to +the other will have been two or three thousand leagues. And all this is +done by the craft and skill of the sage enchanters who take care of those +valiant knights; so that, friend Sancho, I find no difficulty in +believing that thou mayest have gone from this place to El Toboso and +returned in such a short time, since, as I have said, some friendly sage +must have carried thee through the air without thee perceiving it." + +"That must have been it," said Sancho, "for indeed Rocinante went like a +gipsy's ass with quicksilver in his ears." + +"Quicksilver!" said Don Quixote, "aye and what is more, a legion of +devils, folk that can travel and make others travel without being weary, +exactly as the whim seizes them. But putting this aside, what thinkest +thou I ought to do about my lady's command to go and see her? For though +I feel that I am bound to obey her mandate, I feel too that I am debarred +by the boon I have accorded to the princess that accompanies us, and the +law of chivalry compels me to have regard for my word in preference to my +inclination; on the one hand the desire to see my lady pursues and +harasses me, on the other my solemn promise and the glory I shall win in +this enterprise urge and call me; but what I think I shall do is to +travel with all speed and reach quickly the place where this giant is, +and on my arrival I shall cut off his head, and establish the princess +peacefully in her realm, and forthwith I shall return to behold the light +that lightens my senses, to whom I shall make such excuses that she will +be led to approve of my delay, for she will see that it entirely tends to +increase her glory and fame; for all that I have won, am winning, or +shall win by arms in this life, comes to me of the favour she extends to +me, and because I am hers." + +"Ah! what a sad state your worship's brains are in!" said Sancho. "Tell +me, senor, do you mean to travel all that way for nothing, and to let +slip and lose so rich and great a match as this where they give as a +portion a kingdom that in sober truth I have heard say is more than +twenty thousand leagues round about, and abounds with all things +necessary to support human life, and is bigger than Portugal and Castile +put together? Peace, for the love of God! Blush for what you have said, +and take my advice, and forgive me, and marry at once in the first +village where there is a curate; if not, here is our licentiate who will +do the business beautifully; remember, I am old enough to give advice, +and this I am giving comes pat to the purpose; for a sparrow in the hand +is better than a vulture on the wing, and he who has the good to his hand +and chooses the bad, that the good he complains of may not come to him." + +"Look here, Sancho," said Don Quixote. "If thou art advising me to marry, +in order that immediately on slaying the giant I may become king, and be +able to confer favours on thee, and give thee what I have promised, let +me tell thee I shall be able very easily to satisfy thy desires without +marrying; for before going into battle I will make it a stipulation that, +if I come out of it victorious, even I do not marry, they shall give me a +portion portion of the kingdom, that I may bestow it upon whomsoever I +choose, and when they give it to me upon whom wouldst thou have me bestow +it but upon thee?" + +"That is plain speaking," said Sancho; "but let your worship take care to +choose it on the seacoast, so that if I don't like the life, I may be +able to ship off my black vassals and deal with them as I have said; +don't mind going to see my lady Dulcinea now, but go and kill this giant +and let us finish off this business; for by God it strikes me it will be +one of great honour and great profit." + +"I hold thou art in the right of it, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and I +will take thy advice as to accompanying the princess before going to see +Dulcinea; but I counsel thee not to say anything to any one, or to those +who are with us, about what we have considered and discussed, for as +Dulcinea is so decorous that she does not wish her thoughts to be known +it is not right that I or anyone for me should disclose them." + +"Well then, if that be so," said Sancho, "how is it that your worship +makes all those you overcome by your arm go to present themselves before +my lady Dulcinea, this being the same thing as signing your name to it +that you love her and are her lover? And as those who go must perforce +kneel before her and say they come from your worship to submit themselves +to her, how can the thoughts of both of you be hid?" + +"O, how silly and simple thou art!" said Don Quixote; "seest thou not, +Sancho, that this tends to her greater exaltation? For thou must know +that according to our way of thinking in chivalry, it is a high honour to +a lady to have many knights-errant in her service, whose thoughts never +go beyond serving her for her own sake, and who look for no other reward +for their great and true devotion than that she should be willing to +accept them as her knights." + +"It is with that kind of love," said Sancho, "I have heard preachers say +we ought to love our Lord, for himself alone, without being moved by the +hope of glory or the fear of punishment; though for my part, I would +rather love and serve him for what he could do." + +"The devil take thee for a clown!" said Don Quixote, "and what shrewd +things thou sayest at times! One would think thou hadst studied." + +"In faith, then, I cannot even read." + +Master Nicholas here called out to them to wait a while, as they wanted +to halt and drink at a little spring there was there. Don Quixote drew +up, not a little to the satisfaction of Sancho, for he was by this time +weary of telling so many lies, and in dread of his master catching him +tripping, for though he knew that Dulcinea was a peasant girl of El +Toboso, he had never seen her in all his life. Cardenio had now put on +the clothes which Dorothea was wearing when they found her, and though +they were not very good, they were far better than those he put off. They +dismounted together by the side of the spring, and with what the curate +had provided himself with at the inn they appeased, though not very well, +the keen appetite they all of them brought with them. + +While they were so employed there happened to come by a youth passing on +his way, who stopping to examine the party at the spring, the next moment +ran to Don Quixote and clasping him round the legs, began to weep freely, +saying, "O, senor, do you not know me? Look at me well; I am that lad +Andres that your worship released from the oak-tree where I was tied." + +Don Quixote recognised him, and taking his hand he turned to those +present and said: "That your worships may see how important it is to have +knights-errant to redress the wrongs and injuries done by tyrannical and +wicked men in this world, I may tell you that some days ago passing +through a wood, I heard cries and piteous complaints as of a person in +pain and distress; I immediately hastened, impelled by my bounden duty, +to the quarter whence the plaintive accents seemed to me to proceed, and +I found tied to an oak this lad who now stands before you, which in my +heart I rejoice at, for his testimony will not permit me to depart from +the truth in any particular. He was, I say, tied to an oak, naked from +the waist up, and a clown, whom I afterwards found to be his master, was +scarifying him by lashes with the reins of his mare. As soon as I saw him +I asked the reason of so cruel a flagellation. The boor replied that he +was flogging him because he was his servant and because of carelessness +that proceeded rather from dishonesty than stupidity; on which this boy +said, 'Senor, he flogs me only because I ask for my wages.' The master +made I know not what speeches and explanations, which, though I listened +to them, I did not accept. In short, I compelled the clown to unbind him, +and to swear he would take him with him, and pay him real by real, and +perfumed into the bargain. Is not all this true, Andres my son? Didst +thou not mark with what authority I commanded him, and with what humility +he promised to do all I enjoined, specified, and required of him? Answer +without hesitation; tell these gentlemen what took place, that they may +see that it is as great an advantage as I say to have knights-errant +abroad." + +"All that your worship has said is quite true," answered the lad; "but +the end of the business turned out just the opposite of what your worship +supposes." + +"How! the opposite?" said Don Quixote; "did not the clown pay thee then?" + +"Not only did he not pay me," replied the lad, "but as soon as your +worship had passed out of the wood and we were alone, he tied me up again +to the same oak and gave me a fresh flogging, that left me like a flayed +Saint Bartholomew; and every stroke he gave me he followed up with some +jest or gibe about having made a fool of your worship, and but for the +pain I was suffering I should have laughed at the things he said. In +short he left me in such a condition that I have been until now in a +hospital getting cured of the injuries which that rascally clown +inflicted on me then; for all which your worship is to blame; for if you +had gone your own way and not come where there was no call for you, nor +meddled in other people's affairs, my master would have been content with +giving me one or two dozen lashes, and would have then loosed me and paid +me what he owed me; but when your worship abused him so out of measure, +and gave him so many hard words, his anger was kindled; and as he could +not revenge himself on you, as soon as he saw you had left him the storm +burst upon me in such a way, that I feel as if I should never be a man +again." + +"The mischief," said Don Quixote, "lay in my going away; for I should not +have gone until I had seen thee paid; because I ought to have known well +by long experience that there is no clown who will keep his word if he +finds it will not suit him to keep it; but thou rememberest, Andres, that +I swore if he did not pay thee I would go and seek him, and find him +though he were to hide himself in the whale's belly." + +"That is true," said Andres; "but it was of no use." + +"Thou shalt see now whether it is of use or not," said Don Quixote; and +so saying, he got up hastily and bade Sancho bridle Rocinante, who was +browsing while they were eating. Dorothea asked him what he meant to do. +He replied that he meant to go in search of this clown and chastise him +for such iniquitous conduct, and see Andres paid to the last maravedi, +despite and in the teeth of all the clowns in the world. To which she +replied that he must remember that in accordance with his promise he +could not engage in any enterprise until he had concluded hers; and that +as he knew this better than anyone, he should restrain his ardour until +his return from her kingdom. + +"That is true," said Don Quixote, "and Andres must have patience until my +return as you say, senora; but I once more swear and promise not to stop +until I have seen him avenged and paid." + +"I have no faith in those oaths," said Andres; "I would rather have now +something to help me to get to Seville than all the revenges in the +world; if you have here anything to eat that I can take with me, give it +me, and God be with your worship and all knights-errant; and may their +errands turn out as well for themselves as they have for me." + +Sancho took out from his store a piece of bread and another of cheese, +and giving them to the lad he said, "Here, take this, brother Andres, for +we have all of us a share in your misfortune." + +"Why, what share have you got?" + +"This share of bread and cheese I am giving you," answered Sancho; "and +God knows whether I shall feel the want of it myself or not; for I would +have you know, friend, that we squires to knights-errant have to bear a +great deal of hunger and hard fortune, and even other things more easily +felt than told." + +Andres seized his bread and cheese, and seeing that nobody gave him +anything more, bent his head, and took hold of the road, as the saying +is. However, before leaving he said, "For the love of God, sir +knight-errant, if you ever meet me again, though you may see them cutting +me to pieces, give me no aid or succour, but leave me to my misfortune, +which will not be so great but that a greater will come to me by being +helped by your worship, on whom and all the knights-errant that have ever +been born God send his curse." + +Don Quixote was getting up to chastise him, but he took to his heels at +such a pace that no one attempted to follow him; and mightily chapfallen +was Don Quixote at Andres' story, and the others had to take great care +to restrain their laughter so as not to put him entirely out of +countenance. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXII. + +WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN + + +Their dainty repast being finished, they saddled at once, and without any +adventure worth mentioning they reached next day the inn, the object of +Sancho Panza's fear and dread; but though he would have rather not +entered it, there was no help for it. The landlady, the landlord, their +daughter, and Maritornes, when they saw Don Quixote and Sancho coming, +went out to welcome them with signs of hearty satisfaction, which Don +Quixote received with dignity and gravity, and bade them make up a better +bed for him than the last time: to which the landlady replied that if he +paid better than he did the last time she would give him one fit for a +prince. Don Quixote said he would, so they made up a tolerable one for +him in the same garret as before; and he lay down at once, being sorely +shaken and in want of sleep. + +No sooner was the door shut upon him than the landlady made at the +barber, and seizing him by the beard, said: + +"By my faith you are not going to make a beard of my tail any longer; you +must give me back tail, for it is a shame the way that thing of my +husband's goes tossing about on the floor; I mean the comb that I used to +stick in my good tail." + +But for all she tugged at it the barber would not give it up until the +licentiate told him to let her have it, as there was now no further +occasion for that stratagem, because he might declare himself and appear +in his own character, and tell Don Quixote that he had fled to this inn +when those thieves the galley slaves robbed him; and should he ask for +the princess's squire, they could tell him that she had sent him on +before her to give notice to the people of her kingdom that she was +coming, and bringing with her the deliverer of them all. On this the +barber cheerfully restored the tail to the landlady, and at the same time +they returned all the accessories they had borrowed to effect Don +Quixote's deliverance. All the people of the inn were struck with +astonishment at the beauty of Dorothea, and even at the comely figure of +the shepherd Cardenio. The curate made them get ready such fare as there +was in the inn, and the landlord, in hope of better payment, served them +up a tolerably good dinner. All this time Don Quixote was asleep, and +they thought it best not to waken him, as sleeping would now do him more +good than eating. + +While at dinner, the company consisting of the landlord, his wife, their +daughter, Maritornes, and all the travellers, they discussed the strange +craze of Don Quixote and the manner in which he had been found; and the +landlady told them what had taken place between him and the carrier; and +then, looking round to see if Sancho was there, when she saw he was not, +she gave them the whole story of his blanketing, which they received with +no little amusement. But on the curate observing that it was the books of +chivalry which Don Quixote had read that had turned his brain, the +landlord said: + +"I cannot understand how that can be, for in truth to my mind there is no +better reading in the world, and I have here two or three of them, with +other writings that are the very life, not only of myself but of plenty +more; for when it is harvest-time, the reapers flock here on holidays, +and there is always one among them who can read and who takes up one of +these books, and we gather round him, thirty or more of us, and stay +listening to him with a delight that makes our grey hairs grow young +again. At least I can say for myself that when I hear of what furious and +terrible blows the knights deliver, I am seized with the longing to do +the same, and I would like to be hearing about them night and day." + +"And I just as much," said the landlady, "because I never have a quiet +moment in my house except when you are listening to some one reading; for +then you are so taken up that for the time being you forget to scold." + +"That is true," said Maritornes; "and, faith, I relish hearing these +things greatly too, for they are very pretty; especially when they +describe some lady or another in the arms of her knight under the orange +trees, and the duenna who is keeping watch for them half dead with envy +and fright; all this I say is as good as honey." + +"And you, what do you think, young lady?" said the curate turning to the +landlord's daughter. + +"I don't know indeed, senor," said she; "I listen too, and to tell the +truth, though I do not understand it, I like hearing it; but it is not +the blows that my father likes that I like, but the laments the knights +utter when they are separated from their ladies; and indeed they +sometimes make me weep with the pity I feel for them." + +"Then you would console them if it was for you they wept, young lady?" +said Dorothea. + +"I don't know what I should do," said the girl; "I only know that there +are some of those ladies so cruel that they call their knights tigers and +lions and a thousand other foul names: and Jesus! I don't know what sort +of folk they can be, so unfeeling and heartless, that rather than bestow +a glance upon a worthy man they leave him to die or go mad. I don't know +what is the good of such prudery; if it is for honour's sake, why not +marry them? That's all they want." + +"Hush, child," said the landlady; "it seems to me thou knowest a great +deal about these things, and it is not fit for girls to know or talk so +much." + +"As the gentleman asked me, I could not help answering him," said the +girl. + +"Well then," said the curate, "bring me these books, senor landlord, for +I should like to see them." + +"With all my heart," said he, and going into his own room he brought out +an old valise secured with a little chain, on opening which the curate +found in it three large books and some manuscripts written in a very good +hand. The first that he opened he found to be "Don Cirongilio of Thrace," +and the second "Don Felixmarte of Hircania," and the other the "History +of the Great Captain Gonzalo Hernandez de Cordova, with the Life of Diego +Garcia de Paredes." + +When the curate read the two first titles he looked over at the barber +and said, "We want my friend's housekeeper and niece here now." + +"Nay," said the barber, "I can do just as well to carry them to the yard +or to the hearth, and there is a very good fire there." + +"What! your worship would burn my books!" said the landlord. + +"Only these two," said the curate, "Don Cirongilio, and Felixmarte." + +"Are my books, then, heretics or phlegmaties that you want to burn them?" +said the landlord. + +"Schismatics you mean, friend," said the barber, "not phlegmatics." + +"That's it," said the landlord; "but if you want to burn any, let it be +that about the Great Captain and that Diego Garcia; for I would rather +have a child of mine burnt than either of the others." + +"Brother," said the curate, "those two books are made up of lies, and are +full of folly and nonsense; but this of the Great Captain is a true +history, and contains the deeds of Gonzalo Hernandez of Cordova, who by +his many and great achievements earned the title all over the world of +the Great Captain, a famous and illustrious name, and deserved by him +alone; and this Diego Garcia de Paredes was a distinguished knight of the +city of Trujillo in Estremadura, a most gallant soldier, and of such +bodily strength that with one finger he stopped a mill-wheel in full +motion; and posted with a two-handed sword at the foot of a bridge he +kept the whole of an immense army from passing over it, and achieved such +other exploits that if, instead of his relating them himself with the +modesty of a knight and of one writing his own history, some free and +unbiassed writer had recorded them, they would have thrown into the shade +all the deeds of the Hectors, Achilleses, and Rolands." + +"Tell that to my father," said the landlord. "There's a thing to be +astonished at! Stopping a mill-wheel! By God your worship should read +what I have read of Felixmarte of Hircania, how with one single +backstroke he cleft five giants asunder through the middle as if they had +been made of bean-pods like the little friars the children make; and +another time he attacked a very great and powerful army, in which there +were more than a million six hundred thousand soldiers, all armed from +head to foot, and he routed them all as if they had been flocks of sheep. + +"And then, what do you say to the good Cirongilio of Thrace, that was so +stout and bold; as may be seen in the book, where it is related that as +he was sailing along a river there came up out of the midst of the water +against him a fiery serpent, and he, as soon as he saw it, flung himself +upon it and got astride of its scaly shoulders, and squeezed its throat +with both hands with such force that the serpent, finding he was +throttling it, had nothing for it but to let itself sink to the bottom of +the river, carrying with it the knight who would not let go his hold; and +when they got down there he found himself among palaces and gardens so +pretty that it was a wonder to see; and then the serpent changed itself +into an old ancient man, who told him such things as were never heard. +Hold your peace, senor; for if you were to hear this you would go mad +with delight. A couple of figs for your Great Captain and your Diego +Garcia!" + +Hearing this Dorothea said in a whisper to Cardenio, "Our landlord is +almost fit to play a second part to Don Quixote." + +"I think so," said Cardenio, "for, as he shows, he accepts it as a +certainty that everything those books relate took place exactly as it is +written down; and the barefooted friars themselves would not persuade him +to the contrary." + +"But consider, brother," said the curate once more, "there never was any +Felixmarte of Hircania in the world, nor any Cirongilio of Thrace, or any +of the other knights of the same sort, that the books of chivalry talk +of; the whole thing is the fabrication and invention of idle wits, +devised by them for the purpose you describe of beguiling the time, as +your reapers do when they read; for I swear to you in all seriousness +there never were any such knights in the world, and no such exploits or +nonsense ever happened anywhere." + +"Try that bone on another dog," said the landlord; "as if I did not know +how many make five, and where my shoe pinches me; don't think to feed me +with pap, for by God I am no fool. It is a good joke for your worship to +try and persuade me that everything these good books say is nonsense and +lies, and they printed by the license of the Lords of the Royal Council, +as if they were people who would allow such a lot of lies to be printed +all together, and so many battles and enchantments that they take away +one's senses." + +"I have told you, friend," said the curate, "that this is done to divert +our idle thoughts; and as in well-ordered states games of chess, fives, +and billiards are allowed for the diversion of those who do not care, or +are not obliged, or are unable to work, so books of this kind are allowed +to be printed, on the supposition that, what indeed is the truth, there +can be nobody so ignorant as to take any of them for true stories; and if +it were permitted me now, and the present company desired it, I could say +something about the qualities books of chivalry should possess to be good +ones, that would be to the advantage and even to the taste of some; but I +hope the time will come when I can communicate my ideas to some one who +may be able to mend matters; and in the meantime, senor landlord, believe +what I have said, and take your books, and make up your mind about their +truth or falsehood, and much good may they do you; and God grant you may +not fall lame of the same foot your guest Don Quixote halts on." + +"No fear of that," returned the landlord; "I shall not be so mad as to +make a knight-errant of myself; for I see well enough that things are not +now as they used to be in those days, when they say those famous knights +roamed about the world." + +Sancho had made his appearance in the middle of this conversation, and he +was very much troubled and cast down by what he heard said about +knights-errant being now no longer in vogue, and all books of chivalry +being folly and lies; and he resolved in his heart to wait and see what +came of this journey of his master's, and if it did not turn out as +happily as his master expected, he determined to leave him and go back to +his wife and children and his ordinary labour. + +The landlord was carrying away the valise and the books, but the curate +said to him, "Wait; I want to see what those papers are that are written +in such a good hand." The landlord taking them out handed them to him to +read, and he perceived they were a work of about eight sheets of +manuscript, with, in large letters at the beginning, the title of "Novel +of the Ill-advised Curiosity." The curate read three or four lines to +himself, and said, "I must say the title of this novel does not seem to +me a bad one, and I feel an inclination to read it all." To which the +landlord replied, "Then your reverence will do well to read it, for I can +tell you that some guests who have read it here have been much pleased +with it, and have begged it of me very earnestly; but I would not give +it, meaning to return it to the person who forgot the valise, books, and +papers here, for maybe he will return here some time or other; and though +I know I shall miss the books, faith I mean to return them; for though I +am an innkeeper, still I am a Christian." + +"You are very right, friend," said the curate; "but for all that, if the +novel pleases me you must let me copy it." + +"With all my heart," replied the host. + +While they were talking Cardenio had taken up the novel and begun to read +it, and forming the same opinion of it as the curate, he begged him to +read it so that they might all hear it. + +"I would read it," said the curate, "if the time would not be better +spent in sleeping." + +"It will be rest enough for me," said Dorothea, "to while away the time +by listening to some tale, for my spirits are not yet tranquil enough to +let me sleep when it would be seasonable." + +"Well then, in that case," said the curate, "I will read it, if it were +only out of curiosity; perhaps it may contain something pleasant." + +Master Nicholas added his entreaties to the same effect, and Sancho too; +seeing which, and considering that he would give pleasure to all, and +receive it himself, the curate said, "Well then, attend to me everyone, +for the novel begins thus." + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIII. + +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + + +In Florence, a rich and famous city of Italy in the province called +Tuscany, there lived two gentlemen of wealth and quality, Anselmo and +Lothario, such great friends that by way of distinction they were called +by all that knew them "The Two Friends." They were unmarried, young, of +the same age and of the same tastes, which was enough to account for the +reciprocal friendship between them. Anselmo, it is true, was somewhat +more inclined to seek pleasure in love than Lothario, for whom the +pleasures of the chase had more attraction; but on occasion Anselmo would +forego his own tastes to yield to those of Lothario, and Lothario would +surrender his to fall in with those of Anselmo, and in this way their +inclinations kept pace one with the other with a concord so perfect that +the best regulated clock could not surpass it. + +Anselmo was deep in love with a high-born and beautiful maiden of the +same city, the daughter of parents so estimable, and so estimable +herself, that he resolved, with the approval of his friend Lothario, +without whom he did nothing, to ask her of them in marriage, and did so, +Lothario being the bearer of the demand, and conducting the negotiation +so much to the satisfaction of his friend that in a short time he was in +possession of the object of his desires, and Camilla so happy in having +won Anselmo for her husband, that she gave thanks unceasingly to heaven +and to Lothario, by whose means such good fortune had fallen to her. The +first few days, those of a wedding being usually days of merry-making, +Lothario frequented his friend Anselmo's house as he had been wont, +striving to do honour to him and to the occasion, and to gratify him in +every way he could; but when the wedding days were over and the +succession of visits and congratulations had slackened, he began +purposely to leave off going to the house of Anselmo, for it seemed to +him, as it naturally would to all men of sense, that friends' houses +ought not to be visited after marriage with the same frequency as in +their masters' bachelor days: because, though true and genuine friendship +cannot and should not be in any way suspicious, still a married man's +honour is a thing of such delicacy that it is held liable to injury from +brothers, much more from friends. Anselmo remarked the cessation of +Lothario's visits, and complained of it to him, saying that if he had +known that marriage was to keep him from enjoying his society as he used, +he would have never married; and that, if by the thorough harmony that +subsisted between them while he was a bachelor they had earned such a +sweet name as that of "The Two Friends," he should not allow a title so +rare and so delightful to be lost through a needless anxiety to act +circumspectly; and so he entreated him, if such a phrase was allowable +between them, to be once more master of his house and to come in and go +out as formerly, assuring him that his wife Camilla had no other desire +or inclination than that which he would wish her to have, and that +knowing how sincerely they loved one another she was grieved to see such +coldness in him. + +To all this and much more that Anselmo said to Lothario to persuade him +to come to his house as he had been in the habit of doing, Lothario +replied with so much prudence, sense, and judgment, that Anselmo was +satisfied of his friend's good intentions, and it was agreed that on two +days in the week, and on holidays, Lothario should come to dine with him; +but though this arrangement was made between them Lothario resolved to +observe it no further than he considered to be in accordance with the +honour of his friend, whose good name was more to him than his own. He +said, and justly, that a married man upon whom heaven had bestowed a +beautiful wife should consider as carefully what friends he brought to +his house as what female friends his wife associated with, for what +cannot be done or arranged in the market-place, in church, at public +festivals or at stations (opportunities that husbands cannot always deny +their wives), may be easily managed in the house of the female friend or +relative in whom most confidence is reposed. Lothario said, too, that +every married man should have some friend who would point out to him any +negligence he might be guilty of in his conduct, for it will sometimes +happen that owing to the deep affection the husband bears his wife either +he does not caution her, or, not to vex her, refrains from telling her to +do or not to do certain things, doing or avoiding which may be a matter +of honour or reproach to him; and errors of this kind he could easily +correct if warned by a friend. But where is such a friend to be found as +Lothario would have, so judicious, so loyal, and so true? + +Of a truth I know not; Lothario alone was such a one, for with the utmost +care and vigilance he watched over the honour of his friend, and strove +to diminish, cut down, and reduce the number of days for going to his +house according to their agreement, lest the visits of a young man, +wealthy, high-born, and with the attractions he was conscious of +possessing, at the house of a woman so beautiful as Camilla, should be +regarded with suspicion by the inquisitive and malicious eyes of the idle +public. For though his integrity and reputation might bridle slanderous +tongues, still he was unwilling to hazard either his own good name or +that of his friend; and for this reason most of the days agreed upon he +devoted to some other business which he pretended was unavoidable; so +that a great portion of the day was taken up with complaints on one side +and excuses on the other. It happened, however, that on one occasion when +the two were strolling together outside the city, Anselmo addressed the +following words to Lothario. + +"Thou mayest suppose, Lothario my friend, that I am unable to give +sufficient thanks for the favours God has rendered me in making me the +son of such parents as mine were, and bestowing upon me with no niggard +hand what are called the gifts of nature as well as those of fortune, and +above all for what he has done in giving me thee for a friend and Camilla +for a wife--two treasures that I value, if not as highly as I ought, at +least as highly as I am able. And yet, with all these good things, which +are commonly all that men need to enable them to live happily, I am the +most discontented and dissatisfied man in the whole world; for, I know +not how long since, I have been harassed and oppressed by a desire so +strange and so unusual, that I wonder at myself and blame and chide +myself when I am alone, and strive to stifle it and hide it from my own +thoughts, and with no better success than if I were endeavouring +deliberately to publish it to all the world; and as, in short, it must +come out, I would confide it to thy safe keeping, feeling sure that by +this means, and by thy readiness as a true friend to afford me relief, I +shall soon find myself freed from the distress it causes me, and that thy +care will give me happiness in the same degree as my own folly has caused +me misery." + +The words of Anselmo struck Lothario with astonishment, unable as he was +to conjecture the purport of such a lengthy preamble; and though be +strove to imagine what desire it could be that so troubled his friend, +his conjectures were all far from the truth, and to relieve the anxiety +which this perplexity was causing him, he told him he was doing a +flagrant injustice to their great friendship in seeking circuitous +methods of confiding to him his most hidden thoughts, for he well knew he +might reckon upon his counsel in diverting them, or his help in carrying +them into effect. + +"That is the truth," replied Anselmo, "and relying upon that I will tell +thee, friend Lothario, that the desire which harasses me is that of +knowing whether my wife Camilla is as good and as perfect as I think her +to be; and I cannot satisfy myself of the truth on this point except by +testing her in such a way that the trial may prove the purity of her +virtue as the fire proves that of gold; because I am persuaded, my +friend, that a woman is virtuous only in proportion as she is or is not +tempted; and that she alone is strong who does not yield to the promises, +gifts, tears, and importunities of earnest lovers; for what thanks does a +woman deserve for being good if no one urges her to be bad, and what +wonder is it that she is reserved and circumspect to whom no opportunity +is given of going wrong and who knows she has a husband that will take +her life the first time he detects her in an impropriety? I do not +therefore hold her who is virtuous through fear or want of opportunity in +the same estimation as her who comes out of temptation and trial with a +crown of victory; and so, for these reasons and many others that I could +give thee to justify and support the opinion I hold, I am desirous that +my wife Camilla should pass this crisis, and be refined and tested by the +fire of finding herself wooed and by one worthy to set his affections +upon her; and if she comes out, as I know she will, victorious from this +struggle, I shall look upon my good fortune as unequalled, I shall be +able to say that the cup of my desire is full, and that the virtuous +woman of whom the sage says 'Who shall find her?' has fallen to my lot. +And if the result be the contrary of what I expect, in the satisfaction +of knowing that I have been right in my opinion, I shall bear without +complaint the pain which my so dearly bought experience will naturally +cause me. And, as nothing of all thou wilt urge in opposition to my wish +will avail to keep me from carrying it into effect, it is my desire, +friend Lothario, that thou shouldst consent to become the instrument for +effecting this purpose that I am bent upon, for I will afford thee +opportunities to that end, and nothing shall be wanting that I may think +necessary for the pursuit of a virtuous, honourable, modest and +high-minded woman. And among other reasons, I am induced to entrust this +arduous task to thee by the consideration that if Camilla be conquered by +thee the conquest will not be pushed to extremes, but only far enough to +account that accomplished which from a sense of honour will be left +undone; thus I shall not be wronged in anything more than intention, and +my wrong will remain buried in the integrity of thy silence, which I know +well will be as lasting as that of death in what concerns me. If, +therefore, thou wouldst have me enjoy what can be called life, thou wilt +at once engage in this love struggle, not lukewarmly nor slothfully, but +with the energy and zeal that my desire demands, and with the loyalty our +friendship assures me of." + +Such were the words Anselmo addressed to Lothario, who listened to them +with such attention that, except to say what has been already mentioned, +he did not open his lips until the other had finished. Then perceiving +that he had no more to say, after regarding him for awhile, as one would +regard something never before seen that excited wonder and amazement, he +said to him, "I cannot persuade myself, Anselmo my friend, that what thou +hast said to me is not in jest; if I thought that thou wert speaking +seriously I would not have allowed thee to go so far; so as to put a stop +to thy long harangue by not listening to thee I verily suspect that +either thou dost not know me, or I do not know thee; but no, I know well +thou art Anselmo, and thou knowest that I am Lothario; the misfortune is, +it seems to me, that thou art not the Anselmo thou wert, and must have +thought that I am not the Lothario I should be; for the things that thou +hast said to me are not those of that Anselmo who was my friend, nor are +those that thou demandest of me what should be asked of the Lothario thou +knowest. True friends will prove their friends and make use of them, as a +poet has said, usque ad aras; whereby he meant that they will not make +use of their friendship in things that are contrary to God's will. If +this, then, was a heathen's feeling about friendship, how much more +should it be a Christian's, who knows that the divine must not be +forfeited for the sake of any human friendship? And if a friend should go +so far as to put aside his duty to Heaven to fulfil his duty to his +friend, it should not be in matters that are trifling or of little +moment, but in such as affect the friend's life and honour. Now tell me, +Anselmo, in which of these two art thou imperilled, that I should hazard +myself to gratify thee, and do a thing so detestable as that thou seekest +of me? Neither forsooth; on the contrary, thou dost ask of me, so far as +I understand, to strive and labour to rob thee of honour and life, and to +rob myself of them at the same time; for if I take away thy honour it is +plain I take away thy life, as a man without honour is worse than dead; +and being the instrument, as thou wilt have it so, of so much wrong to +thee, shall not I, too, be left without honour, and consequently without +life? Listen to me, Anselmo my friend, and be not impatient to answer me +until I have said what occurs to me touching the object of thy desire, +for there will be time enough left for thee to reply and for me to hear." + +"Be it so," said Anselmo, "say what thou wilt." + +Lothario then went on to say, "It seems to me, Anselmo, that thine is +just now the temper of mind which is always that of the Moors, who can +never be brought to see the error of their creed by quotations from the +Holy Scriptures, or by reasons which depend upon the examination of the +understanding or are founded upon the articles of faith, but must have +examples that are palpable, easy, intelligible, capable of proof, not +admitting of doubt, with mathematical demonstrations that cannot be +denied, like, 'If equals be taken from equals, the remainders are equal:' +and if they do not understand this in words, and indeed they do not, it +has to be shown to them with the hands, and put before their eyes, and +even with all this no one succeeds in convincing them of the truth of our +holy religion. This same mode of proceeding I shall have to adopt with +thee, for the desire which has sprung up in thee is so absurd and remote +from everything that has a semblance of reason, that I feel it would be a +waste of time to employ it in reasoning with thy simplicity, for at +present I will call it by no other name; and I am even tempted to leave +thee in thy folly as a punishment for thy pernicious desire; but the +friendship I bear thee, which will not allow me to desert thee in such +manifest danger of destruction, keeps me from dealing so harshly by thee. +And that thou mayest clearly see this, say, Anselmo, hast thou not told +me that I must force my suit upon a modest woman, decoy one that is +virtuous, make overtures to one that is pure-minded, pay court to one +that is prudent? Yes, thou hast told me so. Then, if thou knowest that +thou hast a wife, modest, virtuous, pure-minded and prudent, what is it +that thou seekest? And if thou believest that she will come forth +victorious from all my attacks--as doubtless she would--what higher +titles than those she possesses now dost thou think thou canst upon her +then, or in what will she be better then than she is now? Either thou +dost not hold her to be what thou sayest, or thou knowest not what thou +dost demand. If thou dost not hold her to be what thou why dost thou seek +to prove her instead of treating her as guilty in the way that may seem +best to thee? but if she be as virtuous as thou believest, it is an +uncalled-for proceeding to make trial of truth itself, for, after trial, +it will but be in the same estimation as before. Thus, then, it is +conclusive that to attempt things from which harm rather than advantage +may come to us is the part of unreasoning and reckless minds, more +especially when they are things which we are not forced or compelled to +attempt, and which show from afar that it is plainly madness to attempt +them. + +"Difficulties are attempted either for the sake of God or for the sake of +the world, or for both; those undertaken for God's sake are those which +the saints undertake when they attempt to live the lives of angels in +human bodies; those undertaken for the sake of the world are those of the +men who traverse such a vast expanse of water, such a variety of +climates, so many strange countries, to acquire what are called the +blessings of fortune; and those undertaken for the sake of God and the +world together are those of brave soldiers, who no sooner do they see in +the enemy's wall a breach as wide as a cannon ball could make, than, +casting aside all fear, without hesitating, or heeding the manifest peril +that threatens them, borne onward by the desire of defending their faith, +their country, and their king, they fling themselves dauntlessly into the +midst of the thousand opposing deaths that await them. Such are the +things that men are wont to attempt, and there is honour, glory, gain, in +attempting them, however full of difficulty and peril they may be; but +that which thou sayest it is thy wish to attempt and carry out will not +win thee the glory of God nor the blessings of fortune nor fame among +men; for even if the issue he as thou wouldst have it, thou wilt be no +happier, richer, or more honoured than thou art this moment; and if it be +otherwise thou wilt be reduced to misery greater than can be imagined, +for then it will avail thee nothing to reflect that no one is aware of +the misfortune that has befallen thee; it will suffice to torture and +crush thee that thou knowest it thyself. And in confirmation of the truth +of what I say, let me repeat to thee a stanza made by the famous poet +Luigi Tansillo at the end of the first part of his 'Tears of Saint +Peter,' which says thus: + +The anguish and the shame but greater grew In Peter's heart as morning +slowly came; No eye was there to see him, well he knew, Yet he himself +was to himself a shame; Exposed to all men's gaze, or screened from view, +A noble heart will feel the pang the same; A prey to shame the sinning +soul will be, Though none but heaven and earth its shame can see. + +Thus by keeping it secret thou wilt not escape thy sorrow, but rather +thou wilt shed tears unceasingly, if not tears of the eyes, tears of +blood from the heart, like those shed by that simple doctor our poet +tells us of, that tried the test of the cup, which the wise Rinaldo, +better advised, refused to do; for though this may be a poetic fiction it +contains a moral lesson worthy of attention and study and imitation. +Moreover by what I am about to say to thee thou wilt be led to see the +great error thou wouldst commit. + +"Tell me, Anselmo, if Heaven or good fortune had made thee master and +lawful owner of a diamond of the finest quality, with the excellence and +purity of which all the lapidaries that had seen it had been satisfied, +saying with one voice and common consent that in purity, quality, and +fineness, it was all that a stone of the kind could possibly be, thou +thyself too being of the same belief, as knowing nothing to the contrary, +would it be reasonable in thee to desire to take that diamond and place +it between an anvil and a hammer, and by mere force of blows and strength +of arm try if it were as hard and as fine as they said? And if thou +didst, and if the stone should resist so silly a test, that would add +nothing to its value or reputation; and if it were broken, as it might +be, would not all be lost? Undoubtedly it would, leaving its owner to be +rated as a fool in the opinion of all. Consider, then, Anselmo my friend, +that Camilla is a diamond of the finest quality as well in thy estimation +as in that of others, and that it is contrary to reason to expose her to +the risk of being broken; for if she remains intact she cannot rise to a +higher value than she now possesses; and if she give way and be unable to +resist, bethink thee now how thou wilt be deprived of her, and with what +good reason thou wilt complain of thyself for having been the cause of +her ruin and thine own. Remember there is no jewel in the world so +precious as a chaste and virtuous woman, and that the whole honour of +women consists in reputation; and since thy wife's is of that high +excellence that thou knowest, wherefore shouldst thou seek to call that +truth in question? Remember, my friend, that woman is an imperfect +animal, and that impediments are not to be placed in her way to make her +trip and fall, but that they should be removed, and her path left clear +of all obstacles, so that without hindrance she may run her course freely +to attain the desired perfection, which consists in being virtuous. +Naturalists tell us that the ermine is a little animal which has a fur of +purest white, and that when the hunters wish to take it, they make use of +this artifice. Having ascertained the places which it frequents and +passes, they stop the way to them with mud, and then rousing it, drive it +towards the spot, and as soon as the ermine comes to the mud it halts, +and allows itself to be taken captive rather than pass through the mire, +and spoil and sully its whiteness, which it values more than life and +liberty. The virtuous and chaste woman is an ermine, and whiter and purer +than snow is the virtue of modesty; and he who wishes her not to lose it, +but to keep and preserve it, must adopt a course different from that +employed with the ermine; he must not put before her the mire of the +gifts and attentions of persevering lovers, because perhaps--and even +without a perhaps--she may not have sufficient virtue and natural +strength in herself to pass through and tread under foot these +impediments; they must be removed, and the brightness of virtue and the +beauty of a fair fame must be put before her. A virtuous woman, too, is +like a mirror, of clear shining crystal, liable to be tarnished and +dimmed by every breath that touches it. She must be treated as relics +are; adored, not touched. She must be protected and prized as one +protects and prizes a fair garden full of roses and flowers, the owner of +which allows no one to trespass or pluck a blossom; enough for others +that from afar and through the iron grating they may enjoy its fragrance +and its beauty. Finally let me repeat to thee some verses that come to my +mind; I heard them in a modern comedy, and it seems to me they bear upon +the point we are discussing. A prudent old man was giving advice to +another, the father of a young girl, to lock her up, watch over her and +keep her in seclusion, and among other arguments he used these: + +Woman is a thing of glass; +But her brittleness 'tis best +Not too curiously to test: +Who knows what may come to pass? + +Breaking is an easy matter, +And it's folly to expose +What you cannot mend to blows; +What you can't make whole to shatter. + +This, then, all may hold as true, +And the reason's plain to see; +For if Danaes there be, +There are golden showers too. + +"All that I have said to thee so far, Anselmo, has had reference to what +concerns thee; now it is right that I should say something of what +regards myself; and if I be prolix, pardon me, for the labyrinth into +which thou hast entered and from which thou wouldst have me extricate +thee makes it necessary. + +"Thou dost reckon me thy friend, and thou wouldst rob me of honour, a +thing wholly inconsistent with friendship; and not only dost thou aim at +this, but thou wouldst have me rob thee of it also. That thou wouldst rob +me of it is clear, for when Camilla sees that I pay court to her as thou +requirest, she will certainly regard me as a man without honour or right +feeling, since I attempt and do a thing so much opposed to what I owe to +my own position and thy friendship. That thou wouldst have me rob thee of +it is beyond a doubt, for Camilla, seeing that I press my suit upon her, +will suppose that I have perceived in her something light that has +encouraged me to make known to her my base desire; and if she holds +herself dishonoured, her dishonour touches thee as belonging to her; and +hence arises what so commonly takes place, that the husband of the +adulterous woman, though he may not be aware of or have given any cause +for his wife's failure in her duty, or (being careless or negligent) have +had it in his power to prevent his dishonour, nevertheless is stigmatised +by a vile and reproachful name, and in a manner regarded with eyes of +contempt instead of pity by all who know of his wife's guilt, though they +see that he is unfortunate not by his own fault, but by the lust of a +vicious consort. But I will tell thee why with good reason dishonour +attaches to the husband of the unchaste wife, though he know not that she +is so, nor be to blame, nor have done anything, or given any provocation +to make her so; and be not weary with listening to me, for it will be for +thy good. + +"When God created our first parent in the earthly paradise, the Holy +Scripture says that he infused sleep into Adam and while he slept took a +rib from his left side of which he formed our mother Eve, and when Adam +awoke and beheld her he said, 'This is flesh of my flesh, and bone of my +bone.' And God said 'For this shall a man leave his father and his +mother, and they shall be two in one flesh; and then was instituted the +divine sacrament of marriage, with such ties that death alone can loose +them. And such is the force and virtue of this miraculous sacrament that +it makes two different persons one and the same flesh; and even more than +this when the virtuous are married; for though they have two souls they +have but one will. And hence it follows that as the flesh of the wife is +one and the same with that of her husband the stains that may come upon +it, or the injuries it incurs fall upon the husband's flesh, though he, +as has been said, may have given no cause for them; for as the pain of +the foot or any member of the body is felt by the whole body, because all +is one flesh, as the head feels the hurt to the ankle without having +caused it, so the husband, being one with her, shares the dishonour of +the wife; and as all worldly honour or dishonour comes of flesh and +blood, and the erring wife's is of that kind, the husband must needs bear +his part of it and be held dishonoured without knowing it. See, then, +Anselmo, the peril thou art encountering in seeking to disturb the peace +of thy virtuous consort; see for what an empty and ill-advised curiosity +thou wouldst rouse up passions that now repose in quiet in the breast of +thy chaste wife; reflect that what thou art staking all to win is little, +and what thou wilt lose so much that I leave it undescribed, not having +the words to express it. But if all I have said be not enough to turn +thee from thy vile purpose, thou must seek some other instrument for thy +dishonour and misfortune; for such I will not consent to be, though I +lose thy friendship, the greatest loss that I can conceive." + +Having said this, the wise and virtuous Lothario was silent, and Anselmo, +troubled in mind and deep in thought, was unable for a while to utter a +word in reply; but at length he said, "I have listened, Lothario my +friend, attentively, as thou hast seen, to what thou hast chosen to say +to me, and in thy arguments, examples, and comparisons I have seen that +high intelligence thou dost possess, and the perfection of true +friendship thou hast reached; and likewise I see and confess that if I am +not guided by thy opinion, but follow my own, I am flying from the good +and pursuing the evil. This being so, thou must remember that I am now +labouring under that infirmity which women sometimes suffer from, when +the craving seizes them to eat clay, plaster, charcoal, and things even +worse, disgusting to look at, much more to eat; so that it will be +necessary to have recourse to some artifice to cure me; and this can be +easily effected if only thou wilt make a beginning, even though it be in +a lukewarm and make-believe fashion, to pay court to Camilla, who will +not be so yielding that her virtue will give way at the first attack: +with this mere attempt I shall rest satisfied, and thou wilt have done +what our friendship binds thee to do, not only in giving me life, but in +persuading me not to discard my honour. And this thou art bound to do for +one reason alone, that, being, as I am, resolved to apply this test, it +is not for thee to permit me to reveal my weakness to another, and so +imperil that honour thou art striving to keep me from losing; and if +thine may not stand as high as it ought in the estimation of Camilla +while thou art paying court to her, that is of little or no importance, +because ere long, on finding in her that constancy which we expect, thou +canst tell her the plain truth as regards our stratagem, and so regain +thy place in her esteem; and as thou art venturing so little, and by the +venture canst afford me so much satisfaction, refuse not to undertake it, +even if further difficulties present themselves to thee; for, as I have +said, if thou wilt only make a beginning I will acknowledge the issue +decided." + +Lothario seeing the fixed determination of Anselmo, and not knowing what +further examples to offer or arguments to urge in order to dissuade him +from it, and perceiving that he threatened to confide his pernicious +scheme to some one else, to avoid a greater evil resolved to gratify him +and do what he asked, intending to manage the business so as to satisfy +Anselmo without corrupting the mind of Camilla; so in reply he told him +not to communicate his purpose to any other, for he would undertake the +task himself, and would begin it as soon as he pleased. Anselmo embraced +him warmly and affectionately, and thanked him for his offer as if he had +bestowed some great favour upon him; and it was agreed between them to +set about it the next day, Anselmo affording opportunity and time to +Lothario to converse alone with Camilla, and furnishing him with money +and jewels to offer and present to her. He suggested, too, that he should +treat her to music, and write verses in her praise, and if he was +unwilling to take the trouble of composing them, he offered to do it +himself. Lothario agreed to all with an intention very different from +what Anselmo supposed, and with this understanding they returned to +Anselmo's house, where they found Camilla awaiting her husband anxiously +and uneasily, for he was later than usual in returning that day. Lothario +repaired to his own house, and Anselmo remained in his, as well satisfied +as Lothario was troubled in mind; for he could see no satisfactory way +out of this ill-advised business. That night, however, he thought of a +plan by which he might deceive Anselmo without any injury to Camilla. The +next day he went to dine with his friend, and was welcomed by Camilla, +who received and treated him with great cordiality, knowing the affection +her husband felt for him. When dinner was over and the cloth removed, +Anselmo told Lothario to stay there with Camilla while he attended to +some pressing business, as he would return in an hour and a half. Camilla +begged him not to go, and Lothario offered to accompany him, but nothing +could persuade Anselmo, who on the contrary pressed Lothario to remain +waiting for him as he had a matter of great importance to discuss with +him. At the same time he bade Camilla not to leave Lothario alone until +he came back. In short he contrived to put so good a face on the reason, +or the folly, of his absence that no one could have suspected it was a +pretence. + +Anselmo took his departure, and Camilla and Lothario were left alone at +the table, for the rest of the household had gone to dinner. Lothario saw +himself in the lists according to his friend's wish, and facing an enemy +that could by her beauty alone vanquish a squadron of armed knights; +judge whether he had good reason to fear; but what he did was to lean his +elbow on the arm of the chair, and his cheek upon his hand, and, asking +Camilla's pardon for his ill manners, he said he wished to take a little +sleep until Anselmo returned. Camilla in reply said he could repose more +at his ease in the reception-room than in his chair, and begged of him to +go in and sleep there; but Lothario declined, and there he remained +asleep until the return of Anselmo, who finding Camilla in her own room, +and Lothario asleep, imagined that he had stayed away so long as to have +afforded them time enough for conversation and even for sleep, and was +all impatience until Lothario should wake up, that he might go out with +him and question him as to his success. Everything fell out as he wished; +Lothario awoke, and the two at once left the house, and Anselmo asked +what he was anxious to know, and Lothario in answer told him that he had +not thought it advisable to declare himself entirely the first time, and +therefore had only extolled the charms of Camilla, telling her that all +the city spoke of nothing else but her beauty and wit, for this seemed to +him an excellent way of beginning to gain her good-will and render her +disposed to listen to him with pleasure the next time, thus availing +himself of the device the devil has recourse to when he would deceive one +who is on the watch; for he being the angel of darkness transforms +himself into an angel of light, and, under cover of a fair seeming, +discloses himself at length, and effects his purpose if at the beginning +his wiles are not discovered. All this gave great satisfaction to +Anselmo, and he said he would afford the same opportunity every day, but +without leaving the house, for he would find things to do at home so that +Camilla should not detect the plot. + +Thus, then, several days went by, and Lothario, without uttering a word +to Camilla, reported to Anselmo that he had talked with her and that he +had never been able to draw from her the slightest indication of consent +to anything dishonourable, nor even a sign or shadow of hope; on the +contrary, he said she would inform her husband of it. + +"So far well," said Anselmo; "Camilla has thus far resisted words; we +must now see how she will resist deeds. I will give you to-morrow two +thousand crowns in gold for you to offer or even present, and as many +more to buy jewels to lure her, for women are fond of being becomingly +attired and going gaily dressed, and all the more so if they are +beautiful, however chaste they may be; and if she resists this +temptation, I will rest satisfied and will give you no more trouble." + +Lothario replied that now he had begun he would carry on the undertaking +to the end, though he perceived he was to come out of it wearied and +vanquished. The next day he received the four thousand crowns, and with +them four thousand perplexities, for he knew not what to say by way of a +new falsehood; but in the end he made up his mind to tell him that +Camilla stood as firm against gifts and promises as against words, and +that there was no use in taking any further trouble, for the time was all +spent to no purpose. + +But chance, directing things in a different manner, so ordered it that +Anselmo, having left Lothario and Camilla alone as on other occasions, +shut himself into a chamber and posted himself to watch and listen +through the keyhole to what passed between them, and perceived that for +more than half an hour Lothario did not utter a word to Camilla, nor +would utter a word though he were to be there for an age; and he came to +the conclusion that what his friend had told him about the replies of +Camilla was all invention and falsehood, and to ascertain if it were so, +he came out, and calling Lothario aside asked him what news he had and in +what humour Camilla was. Lothario replied that he was not disposed to go +on with the business, for she had answered him so angrily and harshly +that he had no heart to say anything more to her. + +"Ah, Lothario, Lothario," said Anselmo, "how ill dost thou meet thy +obligations to me, and the great confidence I repose in thee! I have been +just now watching through this keyhole, and I have seen that thou has not +said a word to Camilla, whence I conclude that on the former occasions +thou hast not spoken to her either, and if this be so, as no doubt it is, +why dost thou deceive me, or wherefore seekest thou by craft to deprive +me of the means I might find of attaining my desire?" + +Anselmo said no more, but he had said enough to cover Lothario with shame +and confusion, and he, feeling as it were his honour touched by having +been detected in a lie, swore to Anselmo that he would from that moment +devote himself to satisfying him without any deception, as he would see +if he had the curiosity to watch; though he need not take the trouble, +for the pains he would take to satisfy him would remove all suspicions +from his mind. Anselmo believed him, and to afford him an opportunity +more free and less liable to surprise, he resolved to absent himself from +his house for eight days, betaking himself to that of a friend of his who +lived in a village not far from the city; and, the better to account for +his departure to Camilla, he so arranged it that the friend should send +him a very pressing invitation. + +Unhappy, shortsighted Anselmo, what art thou doing, what art thou +plotting, what art thou devising? Bethink thee thou art working against +thyself, plotting thine own dishonour, devising thine own ruin. Thy wife +Camilla is virtuous, thou dost possess her in peace and quietness, no one +assails thy happiness, her thoughts wander not beyond the walls of thy +house, thou art her heaven on earth, the object of her wishes, the +fulfilment of her desires, the measure wherewith she measures her will, +making it conform in all things to thine and Heaven's. If, then, the mine +of her honour, beauty, virtue, and modesty yields thee without labour all +the wealth it contains and thou canst wish for, why wilt thou dig the +earth in search of fresh veins, of new unknown treasure, risking the +collapse of all, since it but rests on the feeble props of her weak +nature? Bethink thee that from him who seeks impossibilities that which +is possible may with justice be withheld, as was better expressed by a +poet who said: + +'Tis mine to seek for life in death, +Health in disease seek I, +I seek in prison freedom's breath, +In traitors loyalty. +So Fate that ever scorns to grant +Or grace or boon to me, +Since what can never be I want, +Denies me what might be. + +The next day Anselmo took his departure for the village, leaving +instructions with Camilla that during his absence Lothario would come to +look after his house and to dine with her, and that she was to treat him +as she would himself. Camilla was distressed, as a discreet and +right-minded woman would be, at the orders her husband left her, and bade +him remember that it was not becoming that anyone should occupy his seat +at the table during his absence, and if he acted thus from not feeling +confidence that she would be able to manage his house, let him try her +this time, and he would find by experience that she was equal to greater +responsibilities. Anselmo replied that it was his pleasure to have it so, +and that she had only to submit and obey. Camilla said she would do so, +though against her will. + +Anselmo went, and the next day Lothario came to his house, where he was +received by Camilla with a friendly and modest welcome; but she never +suffered Lothario to see her alone, for she was always attended by her +men and women servants, especially by a handmaid of hers, Leonela by +name, to whom she was much attached (for they had been brought up +together from childhood in her father's house), and whom she had kept +with her after her marriage with Anselmo. The first three days Lothario +did not speak to her, though he might have done so when they removed the +cloth and the servants retired to dine hastily; for such were Camilla's +orders; nay more, Leonela had directions to dine earlier than Camilla and +never to leave her side. She, however, having her thoughts fixed upon +other things more to her taste, and wanting that time and opportunity for +her own pleasures, did not always obey her mistress's commands, but on +the contrary left them alone, as if they had ordered her to do so; but +the modest bearing of Camilla, the calmness of her countenance, the +composure of her aspect were enough to bridle the tongue of Lothario. But +the influence which the many virtues of Camilla exerted in imposing +silence on Lothario's tongue proved mischievous for both of them, for if +his tongue was silent his thoughts were busy, and could dwell at leisure +upon the perfections of Camilla's goodness and beauty one by one, charms +enough to warm with love a marble statue, not to say a heart of flesh. +Lothario gazed upon her when he might have been speaking to her, and +thought how worthy of being loved she was; and thus reflection began +little by little to assail his allegiance to Anselmo, and a thousand +times he thought of withdrawing from the city and going where Anselmo +should never see him nor he see Camilla. But already the delight he found +in gazing on her interposed and held him fast. He put a constraint upon +himself, and struggled to repel and repress the pleasure he found in +contemplating Camilla; when alone he blamed himself for his weakness, +called himself a bad friend, nay a bad Christian; then he argued the +matter and compared himself with Anselmo; always coming to the conclusion +that the folly and rashness of Anselmo had been worse than his +faithlessness, and that if he could excuse his intentions as easily +before God as with man, he had no reason to fear any punishment for his +offence. + +In short the beauty and goodness of Camilla, joined with the opportunity +which the blind husband had placed in his hands, overthrew the loyalty of +Lothario; and giving heed to nothing save the object towards which his +inclinations led him, after Anselmo had been three days absent, during +which he had been carrying on a continual struggle with his passion, he +began to make love to Camilla with so much vehemence and warmth of +language that she was overwhelmed with amazement, and could only rise +from her place and retire to her room without answering him a word. But +the hope which always springs up with love was not weakened in Lothario +by this repelling demeanour; on the contrary his passion for Camilla +increased, and she discovering in him what she had never expected, knew +not what to do; and considering it neither safe nor right to give him the +chance or opportunity of speaking to her again, she resolved to send, as +she did that very night, one of her servants with a letter to Anselmo, in +which she addressed the following words to him. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIV. + +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + + +"It is commonly said that an army looks ill without its general and a +castle without its castellan, and I say that a young married woman looks +still worse without her husband unless there are very good reasons for +it. I find myself so ill at ease without you, and so incapable of +enduring this separation, that unless you return quickly I shall have to +go for relief to my parents' house, even if I leave yours without a +protector; for the one you left me, if indeed he deserved that title, +has, I think, more regard to his own pleasure than to what concerns you: +as you are possessed of discernment I need say no more to you, nor indeed +is it fitting I should say more." + +Anselmo received this letter, and from it he gathered that Lothario had +already begun his task and that Camilla must have replied to him as he +would have wished; and delighted beyond measure at such intelligence he +sent word to her not to leave his house on any account, as he would very +shortly return. Camilla was astonished at Anselmo's reply, which placed +her in greater perplexity than before, for she neither dared to remain in +her own house, nor yet to go to her parents'; for in remaining her virtue +was imperilled, and in going she was opposing her husband's commands. +Finally she decided upon what was the worse course for her, to remain, +resolving not to fly from the presence of Lothario, that she might not +give food for gossip to her servants; and she now began to regret having +written as she had to her husband, fearing he might imagine that Lothario +had perceived in her some lightness which had impelled him to lay aside +the respect he owed her; but confident of her rectitude she put her trust +in God and in her own virtuous intentions, with which she hoped to resist +in silence all the solicitations of Lothario, without saying anything to +her husband so as not to involve him in any quarrel or trouble; and she +even began to consider how to excuse Lothario to Anselmo when he should +ask her what it was that induced her to write that letter. With these +resolutions, more honourable than judicious or effectual, she remained +the next day listening to Lothario, who pressed his suit so strenuously +that Camilla's firmness began to waver, and her virtue had enough to do +to come to the rescue of her eyes and keep them from showing signs of a +certain tender compassion which the tears and appeals of Lothario had +awakened in her bosom. Lothario observed all this, and it inflamed him +all the more. In short he felt that while Anselmo's absence afforded time +and opportunity he must press the siege of the fortress, and so he +assailed her self-esteem with praises of her beauty, for there is nothing +that more quickly reduces and levels the castle towers of fair women's +vanity than vanity itself upon the tongue of flattery. In fact with the +utmost assiduity he undermined the rock of her purity with such engines +that had Camilla been of brass she must have fallen. He wept, he +entreated, he promised, he flattered, he importuned, he pretended with so +much feeling and apparent sincerity, that he overthrew the virtuous +resolves of Camilla and won the triumph he least expected and most longed +for. Camilla yielded, Camilla fell; but what wonder if the friendship of +Lothario could not stand firm? A clear proof to us that the passion of +love is to be conquered only by flying from it, and that no one should +engage in a struggle with an enemy so mighty; for divine strength is +needed to overcome his human power. Leonela alone knew of her mistress's +weakness, for the two false friends and new lovers were unable to conceal +it. Lothario did not care to tell Camilla the object Anselmo had in view, +nor that he had afforded him the opportunity of attaining such a result, +lest she should undervalue his love and think that it was by chance and +without intending it and not of his own accord that he had made love to +her. + +A few days later Anselmo returned to his house and did not perceive what +it had lost, that which he so lightly treated and so highly prized. He +went at once to see Lothario, and found him at home; they embraced each +other, and Anselmo asked for the tidings of his life or his death. + +"The tidings I have to give thee, Anselmo my friend," said Lothario, "are +that thou dost possess a wife that is worthy to be the pattern and crown +of all good wives. The words that I have addressed to her were borne away +on the wind, my promises have been despised, my presents have been +refused, such feigned tears as I shed have been turned into open +ridicule. In short, as Camilla is the essence of all beauty, so is she +the treasure-house where purity dwells, and gentleness and modesty abide +with all the virtues that can confer praise, honour, and happiness upon a +woman. Take back thy money, my friend; here it is, and I have had no need +to touch it, for the chastity of Camilla yields not to things so base as +gifts or promises. Be content, Anselmo, and refrain from making further +proof; and as thou hast passed dryshod through the sea of those doubts +and suspicions that are and may be entertained of women, seek not to +plunge again into the deep ocean of new embarrassments, or with another +pilot make trial of the goodness and strength of the bark that Heaven has +granted thee for thy passage across the sea of this world; but reckon +thyself now safe in port, moor thyself with the anchor of sound +reflection, and rest in peace until thou art called upon to pay that debt +which no nobility on earth can escape paying." + +Anselmo was completely satisfied by the words of Lothario, and believed +them as fully as if they had been spoken by an oracle; nevertheless he +begged of him not to relinquish the undertaking, were it but for the sake +of curiosity and amusement; though thenceforward he need not make use of +the same earnest endeavours as before; all he wished him to do was to +write some verses to her, praising her under the name of Chloris, for he +himself would give her to understand that he was in love with a lady to +whom he had given that name to enable him to sing her praises with the +decorum due to her modesty; and if Lothario were unwilling to take the +trouble of writing the verses he would compose them himself. + +"That will not be necessary," said Lothario, "for the muses are not such +enemies of mine but that they visit me now and then in the course of the +year. Do thou tell Camilla what thou hast proposed about a pretended +amour of mine; as for the verses will make them, and if not as good as +the subject deserves, they shall be at least the best I can produce." An +agreement to this effect was made between the friends, the ill-advised +one and the treacherous, and Anselmo returning to his house asked Camilla +the question she already wondered he had not asked before--what it was +that had caused her to write the letter she had sent him. Camilla replied +that it had seemed to her that Lothario looked at her somewhat more +freely than when he had been at home; but that now she was undeceived and +believed it to have been only her own imagination, for Lothario now +avoided seeing her, or being alone with her. Anselmo told her she might +be quite easy on the score of that suspicion, for he knew that Lothario +was in love with a damsel of rank in the city whom he celebrated under +the name of Chloris, and that even if he were not, his fidelity and their +great friendship left no room for fear. Had not Camilla, however, been +informed beforehand by Lothario that this love for Chloris was a +pretence, and that he himself had told Anselmo of it in order to be able +sometimes to give utterance to the praises of Camilla herself, no doubt +she would have fallen into the despairing toils of jealousy; but being +forewarned she received the startling news without uneasiness. + +The next day as the three were at table Anselmo asked Lothario to recite +something of what he had composed for his mistress Chloris; for as +Camilla did not know her, he might safely say what he liked. + +"Even did she know her," returned Lothario, "I would hide nothing, for +when a lover praises his lady's beauty, and charges her with cruelty, he +casts no imputation upon her fair name; at any rate, all I can say is +that yesterday I made a sonnet on the ingratitude of this Chloris, which +goes thus: + +SONNET + +At midnight, in the silence, when the eyes + Of happier mortals balmy slumbers close, + The weary tale of my unnumbered woes +To Chloris and to Heaven is wont to rise. +And when the light of day returning dyes + The portals of the east with tints of rose, + With undiminished force my sorrow flows +In broken accents and in burning sighs. +And when the sun ascends his star-girt throne, + And on the earth pours down his midday beams, + Noon but renews my wailing and my tears; +And with the night again goes up my moan. + Yet ever in my agony it seems + To me that neither Heaven nor Chloris hears." + +The sonnet pleased Camilla, and still more Anselmo, for he praised it and +said the lady was excessively cruel who made no return for sincerity so +manifest. On which Camilla said, "Then all that love-smitten poets say is +true?" + +"As poets they do not tell the truth," replied Lothario; "but as lovers +they are not more defective in expression than they are truthful." + +"There is no doubt of that," observed Anselmo, anxious to support and +uphold Lothario's ideas with Camilla, who was as regardless of his design +as she was deep in love with Lothario; and so taking delight in anything +that was his, and knowing that his thoughts and writings had her for +their object, and that she herself was the real Chloris, she asked him to +repeat some other sonnet or verses if he recollected any. + +"I do," replied Lothario, "but I do not think it as good as the first +one, or, more correctly speaking, less bad; but you can easily judge, for +it is this. + +SONNET + +I know that I am doomed; death is to me + As certain as that thou, ungrateful fair, + Dead at thy feet shouldst see me lying, ere +My heart repented of its love for thee. +If buried in oblivion I should be, + Bereft of life, fame, favour, even there + It would be found that I thy image bear +Deep graven in my breast for all to see. +This like some holy relic do I prize + To save me from the fate my truth entails, + Truth that to thy hard heart its vigour owes. +Alas for him that under lowering skies, + In peril o'er a trackless ocean sails, + Where neither friendly port nor pole-star shows." + +Anselmo praised this second sonnet too, as he had praised the first; and +so he went on adding link after link to the chain with which he was +binding himself and making his dishonour secure; for when Lothario was +doing most to dishonour him he told him he was most honoured; and thus +each step that Camilla descended towards the depths of her abasement, she +mounted, in his opinion, towards the summit of virtue and fair fame. + +It so happened that finding herself on one occasion alone with her maid, +Camilla said to her, "I am ashamed to think, my dear Leonela, how lightly +I have valued myself that I did not compel Lothario to purchase by at +least some expenditure of time that full possession of me that I so +quickly yielded him of my own free will. I fear that he will think ill of +my pliancy or lightness, not considering the irresistible influence he +brought to bear upon me." + +"Let not that trouble you, my lady," said Leonela, "for it does not take +away the value of the thing given or make it the less precious to give it +quickly if it be really valuable and worthy of being prized; nay, they +are wont to say that he who gives quickly gives twice." + +"They say also," said Camilla, "that what costs little is valued less." + +"That saying does not hold good in your case," replied Leonela, "for +love, as I have heard say, sometimes flies and sometimes walks; with this +one it runs, with that it moves slowly; some it cools, others it burns; +some it wounds, others it slays; it begins the course of its desires, and +at the same moment completes and ends it; in the morning it will lay +siege to a fortress and by night will have taken it, for there is no +power that can resist it; so what are you in dread of, what do you fear, +when the same must have befallen Lothario, love having chosen the absence +of my lord as the instrument for subduing you? and it was absolutely +necessary to complete then what love had resolved upon, without affording +the time to let Anselmo return and by his presence compel the work to be +left unfinished; for love has no better agent for carrying out his +designs than opportunity; and of opportunity he avails himself in all his +feats, especially at the outset. All this I know well myself, more by +experience than by hearsay, and some day, senora, I will enlighten you on +the subject, for I am of your flesh and blood too. Moreover, lady +Camilla, you did not surrender yourself or yield so quickly but that +first you saw Lothario's whole soul in his eyes, in his sighs, in his +words, his promises and his gifts, and by it and his good qualities +perceived how worthy he was of your love. This, then, being the case, let +not these scrupulous and prudish ideas trouble your imagination, but be +assured that Lothario prizes you as you do him, and rest content and +satisfied that as you are caught in the noose of love it is one of worth +and merit that has taken you, and one that has not only the four S's that +they say true lovers ought to have, but a complete alphabet; only listen +to me and you will see how I can repeat it by rote. He is to my eyes and +thinking, Amiable, Brave, Courteous, Distinguished, Elegant, Fond, Gay, +Honourable, Illustrious, Loyal, Manly, Noble, Open, Polite, Quickwitted, +Rich, and the S's according to the saying, and then Tender, Veracious: X +does not suit him, for it is a rough letter; Y has been given already; +and Z Zealous for your honour." + +Camilla laughed at her maid's alphabet, and perceived her to be more +experienced in love affairs than she said, which she admitted, confessing +to Camilla that she had love passages with a young man of good birth of +the same city. Camilla was uneasy at this, dreading lest it might prove +the means of endangering her honour, and asked whether her intrigue had +gone beyond words, and she with little shame and much effrontery said it +had; for certain it is that ladies' imprudences make servants shameless, +who, when they see their mistresses make a false step, think nothing of +going astray themselves, or of its being known. All that Camilla could do +was to entreat Leonela to say nothing about her doings to him whom she +called her lover, and to conduct her own affairs secretly lest they +should come to the knowledge of Anselmo or of Lothario. Leonela said she +would, but kept her word in such a way that she confirmed Camilla's +apprehension of losing her reputation through her means; for this +abandoned and bold Leonela, as soon as she perceived that her mistress's +demeanour was not what it was wont to be, had the audacity to introduce +her lover into the house, confident that even if her mistress saw him she +would not dare to expose him; for the sins of mistresses entail this +mischief among others; they make themselves the slaves of their own +servants, and are obliged to hide their laxities and depravities; as was +the case with Camilla, who though she perceived, not once but many times, +that Leonela was with her lover in some room of the house, not only did +not dare to chide her, but afforded her opportunities for concealing him +and removed all difficulties, lest he should be seen by her husband. She +was unable, however, to prevent him from being seen on one occasion, as +he sallied forth at daybreak, by Lothario, who, not knowing who he was, +at first took him for a spectre; but, as soon as he saw him hasten away, +muffling his face with his cloak and concealing himself carefully and +cautiously, he rejected this foolish idea, and adopted another, which +would have been the ruin of all had not Camilla found a remedy. It did +not occur to Lothario that this man he had seen issuing at such an +untimely hour from Anselmo's house could have entered it on Leonela's +account, nor did he even remember there was such a person as Leonela; all +he thought was that as Camilla had been light and yielding with him, so +she had been with another; for this further penalty the erring woman's +sin brings with it, that her honour is distrusted even by him to whose +overtures and persuasions she has yielded; and he believes her to have +surrendered more easily to others, and gives implicit credence to every +suspicion that comes into his mind. All Lothario's good sense seems to +have failed him at this juncture; all his prudent maxims escaped his +memory; for without once reflecting rationally, and without more ado, in +his impatience and in the blindness of the jealous rage that gnawed his +heart, and dying to revenge himself upon Camilla, who had done him no +wrong, before Anselmo had risen he hastened to him and said to him, +"Know, Anselmo, that for several days past I have been struggling with +myself, striving to withhold from thee what it is no longer possible or +right that I should conceal from thee. Know that Camilla's fortress has +surrendered and is ready to submit to my will; and if I have been slow to +reveal this fact to thee, it was in order to see if it were some light +caprice of hers, or if she sought to try me and ascertain if the love I +began to make to her with thy permission was made with a serious +intention. I thought, too, that she, if she were what she ought to be, +and what we both believed her, would have ere this given thee information +of my addresses; but seeing that she delays, I believe the truth of the +promise she has given me that the next time thou art absent from the +house she will grant me an interview in the closet where thy jewels are +kept (and it was true that Camilla used to meet him there); but I do not +wish thee to rush precipitately to take vengeance, for the sin is as yet +only committed in intention, and Camilla's may change perhaps between +this and the appointed time, and repentance spring up in its place. As +hitherto thou hast always followed my advice wholly or in part, follow +and observe this that I will give thee now, so that, without mistake, and +with mature deliberation, thou mayest satisfy thyself as to what may seem +the best course; pretend to absent thyself for two or three days as thou +hast been wont to do on other occasions, and contrive to hide thyself in +the closet; for the tapestries and other things there afford great +facilities for thy concealment, and then thou wilt see with thine own +eyes and I with mine what Camilla's purpose may be. And if it be a guilty +one, which may be feared rather than expected, with silence, prudence, +and discretion thou canst thyself become the instrument of punishment for +the wrong done thee." + +Anselmo was amazed, overwhelmed, and astounded at the words of Lothario, +which came upon him at a time when he least expected to hear them, for he +now looked upon Camilla as having triumphed over the pretended attacks of +Lothario, and was beginning to enjoy the glory of her victory. He +remained silent for a considerable time, looking on the ground with fixed +gaze, and at length said, "Thou hast behaved, Lothario, as I expected of +thy friendship: I will follow thy advice in everything; do as thou wilt, +and keep this secret as thou seest it should be kept in circumstances so +unlooked for." + +Lothario gave him his word, but after leaving him he repented altogether +of what he had said to him, perceiving how foolishly he had acted, as he +might have revenged himself upon Camilla in some less cruel and degrading +way. He cursed his want of sense, condemned his hasty resolution, and +knew not what course to take to undo the mischief or find some ready +escape from it. At last he decided upon revealing all to Camilla, and, as +there was no want of opportunity for doing so, he found her alone the +same day; but she, as soon as she had the chance of speaking to him, +said, "Lothario my friend, I must tell thee I have a sorrow in my heart +which fills it so that it seems ready to burst; and it will be a wonder +if it does not; for the audacity of Leonela has now reached such a pitch +that every night she conceals a gallant of hers in this house and remains +with him till morning, at the expense of my reputation; inasmuch as it is +open to anyone to question it who may see him quitting my house at such +unseasonable hours; but what distresses me is that I cannot punish or +chide her, for her privity to our intrigue bridles my mouth and keeps me +silent about hers, while I am dreading that some catastrophe will come of +it." + +As Camilla said this Lothario at first imagined it was some device to +delude him into the idea that the man he had seen going out was Leonela's +lover and not hers; but when he saw how she wept and suffered, and begged +him to help her, he became convinced of the truth, and the conviction +completed his confusion and remorse; however, he told Camilla not to +distress herself, as he would take measures to put a stop to the +insolence of Leonela. At the same time he told her what, driven by the +fierce rage of jealousy, he had said to Anselmo, and how he had arranged +to hide himself in the closet that he might there see plainly how little +she preserved her fidelity to him; and he entreated her pardon for this +madness, and her advice as to how to repair it, and escape safely from +the intricate labyrinth in which his imprudence had involved him. Camilla +was struck with alarm at hearing what Lothario said, and with much anger, +and great good sense, she reproved him and rebuked his base design and +the foolish and mischievous resolution he had made; but as woman has by +nature a nimbler wit than man for good and for evil, though it is apt to +fail when she sets herself deliberately to reason, Camilla on the spur of +the moment thought of a way to remedy what was to all appearance +irremediable, and told Lothario to contrive that the next day Anselmo +should conceal himself in the place he mentioned, for she hoped from his +concealment to obtain the means of their enjoying themselves for the +future without any apprehension; and without revealing her purpose to him +entirely she charged him to be careful, as soon as Anselmo was concealed, +to come to her when Leonela should call him, and to all she said to him +to answer as he would have answered had he not known that Anselmo was +listening. Lothario pressed her to explain her intention fully, so that +he might with more certainty and precaution take care to do what he saw +to be needful. + +"I tell you," said Camilla, "there is nothing to take care of except to +answer me what I shall ask you;" for she did not wish to explain to him +beforehand what she meant to do, fearing lest he should be unwilling to +follow out an idea which seemed to her such a good one, and should try or +devise some other less practicable plan. + +Lothario then retired, and the next day Anselmo, under pretence of going +to his friend's country house, took his departure, and then returned to +conceal himself, which he was able to do easily, as Camilla and Leonela +took care to give him the opportunity; and so he placed himself in hiding +in the state of agitation that it may be imagined he would feel who +expected to see the vitals of his honour laid bare before his eyes, and +found himself on the point of losing the supreme blessing he thought he +possessed in his beloved Camilla. Having made sure of Anselmo's being in +his hiding-place, Camilla and Leonela entered the closet, and the instant +she set foot within it Camilla said, with a deep sigh, "Ah! dear Leonela, +would it not be better, before I do what I am unwilling you should know +lest you should seek to prevent it, that you should take Anselmo's dagger +that I have asked of you and with it pierce this vile heart of mine? But +no; there is no reason why I should suffer the punishment of another's +fault. I will first know what it is that the bold licentious eyes of +Lothario have seen in me that could have encouraged him to reveal to me a +design so base as that which he has disclosed regardless of his friend +and of my honour. Go to the window, Leonela, and call him, for no doubt +he is in the street waiting to carry out his vile project; but mine, +cruel it may be, but honourable, shall be carried out first." + +"Ah, senora," said the crafty Leonela, who knew her part, "what is it you +want to do with this dagger? Can it be that you mean to take your own +life, or Lothario's? for whichever you mean to do, it will lead to the +loss of your reputation and good name. It is better to dissemble your +wrong and not give this wicked man the chance of entering the house now +and finding us alone; consider, senora, we are weak women and he is a +man, and determined, and as he comes with such a base purpose, blind and +urged by passion, perhaps before you can put yours into execution he may +do what will be worse for you than taking your life. Ill betide my +master, Anselmo, for giving such authority in his house to this shameless +fellow! And supposing you kill him, senora, as I suspect you mean to do, +what shall we do with him when he is dead?" + +"What, my friend?" replied Camilla, "we shall leave him for Anselmo to +bury him; for in reason it will be to him a light labour to hide his own +infamy under ground. Summon him, make haste, for all the time I delay in +taking vengeance for my wrong seems to me an offence against the loyalty +I owe my husband." + +Anselmo was listening to all this, and every word that Camilla uttered +made him change his mind; but when he heard that it was resolved to kill +Lothario his first impulse was to come out and show himself to avert such +a disaster; but in his anxiety to see the issue of a resolution so bold +and virtuous he restrained himself, intending to come forth in time to +prevent the deed. At this moment Camilla, throwing herself upon a bed +that was close by, swooned away, and Leonela began to weep bitterly, +exclaiming, "Woe is me! that I should be fated to have dying here in my +arms the flower of virtue upon earth, the crown of true wives, the +pattern of chastity!" with more to the same effect, so that anyone who +heard her would have taken her for the most tender-hearted and faithful +handmaid in the world, and her mistress for another persecuted Penelope. + +Camilla was not long in recovering from her fainting fit and on coming to +herself she said, "Why do you not go, Leonela, to call hither that +friend, the falsest to his friend the sun ever shone upon or night +concealed? Away, run, haste, speed! lest the fire of my wrath burn itself +out with delay, and the righteous vengeance that I hope for melt away in +menaces and maledictions." + +"I am just going to call him, senora," said Leonela; "but you must first +give me that dagger, lest while I am gone you should by means of it give +cause to all who love you to weep all their lives." + +"Go in peace, dear Leonela, I will not do so," said Camilla, "for rash +and foolish as I may be, to your mind, in defending my honour, I am not +going to be so much so as that Lucretia who they say killed herself +without having done anything wrong, and without having first killed him +on whom the guilt of her misfortune lay. I shall die, if I am to die; but +it must be after full vengeance upon him who has brought me here to weep +over audacity that no fault of mine gave birth to." + +Leonela required much pressing before she would go to summon Lothario, +but at last she went, and while awaiting her return Camilla continued, as +if speaking to herself, "Good God! would it not have been more prudent to +have repulsed Lothario, as I have done many a time before, than to allow +him, as I am now doing, to think me unchaste and vile, even for the short +time I must wait until I undeceive him? No doubt it would have been +better; but I should not be avenged, nor the honour of my husband +vindicated, should he find so clear and easy an escape from the strait +into which his depravity has led him. Let the traitor pay with his life +for the temerity of his wanton wishes, and let the world know (if haply +it shall ever come to know) that Camilla not only preserved her +allegiance to her husband, but avenged him of the man who dared to wrong +him. Still, I think it might be better to disclose this to Anselmo. But +then I have called his attention to it in the letter I wrote to him in +the country, and, if he did nothing to prevent the mischief I there +pointed out to him, I suppose it was that from pure goodness of heart and +trustfulness he would not and could not believe that any thought against +his honour could harbour in the breast of so stanch a friend; nor indeed +did I myself believe it for many days, nor should I have ever believed it +if his insolence had not gone so far as to make it manifest by open +presents, lavish promises, and ceaseless tears. But why do I argue thus? +Does a bold determination stand in need of arguments? Surely not. Then +traitors avaunt! Vengeance to my aid! Let the false one come, approach, +advance, die, yield up his life, and then befall what may. Pure I came to +him whom Heaven bestowed upon me, pure I shall leave him; and at the +worst bathed in my own chaste blood and in the foul blood of the falsest +friend that friendship ever saw in the world;" and as she uttered these +words she paced the room holding the unsheathed dagger, with such +irregular and disordered steps, and such gestures that one would have +supposed her to have lost her senses, and taken her for some violent +desperado instead of a delicate woman. + +Anselmo, hidden behind some tapestries where he had concealed himself, +beheld and was amazed at all, and already felt that what he had seen and +heard was a sufficient answer to even greater suspicions; and he would +have been now well pleased if the proof afforded by Lothario's coming +were dispensed with, as he feared some sudden mishap; but as he was on +the point of showing himself and coming forth to embrace and undeceive +his wife he paused as he saw Leonela returning, leading Lothario. Camilla +when she saw him, drawing a long line in front of her on the floor with +the dagger, said to him, "Lothario, pay attention to what I say to thee: +if by any chance thou darest to cross this line thou seest, or even +approach it, the instant I see thee attempt it that same instant will I +pierce my bosom with this dagger that I hold in my hand; and before thou +answerest me a word desire thee to listen to a few from me, and +afterwards thou shalt reply as may please thee. First, I desire thee to +tell me, Lothario, if thou knowest my husband Anselmo, and in what light +thou regardest him; and secondly I desire to know if thou knowest me too. +Answer me this, without embarrassment or reflecting deeply what thou wilt +answer, for they are no riddles I put to thee." + +Lothario was not so dull but that from the first moment when Camilla +directed him to make Anselmo hide himself he understood what she intended +to do, and therefore he fell in with her idea so readily and promptly +that between them they made the imposture look more true than truth; so +he answered her thus: "I did not think, fair Camilla, that thou wert +calling me to ask questions so remote from the object with which I come; +but if it is to defer the promised reward thou art doing so, thou mightst +have put it off still longer, for the longing for happiness gives the +more distress the nearer comes the hope of gaining it; but lest thou +shouldst say that I do not answer thy questions, I say that I know thy +husband Anselmo, and that we have known each other from our earliest +years; I will not speak of what thou too knowest, of our friendship, that +I may not compel myself to testify against the wrong that love, the +mighty excuse for greater errors, makes me inflict upon him. Thee I know +and hold in the same estimation as he does, for were it not so I had not +for a lesser prize acted in opposition to what I owe to my station and +the holy laws of true friendship, now broken and violated by me through +that powerful enemy, love." + +"If thou dost confess that," returned Camilla, "mortal enemy of all that +rightly deserves to be loved, with what face dost thou dare to come +before one whom thou knowest to be the mirror wherein he is reflected on +whom thou shouldst look to see how unworthily thou him? But, woe is me, I +now comprehend what has made thee give so little heed to what thou owest +to thyself; it must have been some freedom of mine, for I will not call +it immodesty, as it did not proceed from any deliberate intention, but +from some heedlessness such as women are guilty of through inadvertence +when they think they have no occasion for reserve. But tell me, traitor, +when did I by word or sign give a reply to thy prayers that could awaken +in thee a shadow of hope of attaining thy base wishes? When were not thy +professions of love sternly and scornfully rejected and rebuked? When +were thy frequent pledges and still more frequent gifts believed or +accepted? But as I am persuaded that no one can long persevere in the +attempt to win love unsustained by some hope, I am willing to attribute +to myself the blame of thy assurance, for no doubt some thoughtlessness +of mine has all this time fostered thy hopes; and therefore will I punish +myself and inflict upon myself the penalty thy guilt deserves. And that +thou mayest see that being so relentless to myself I cannot possibly be +otherwise to thee, I have summoned thee to be a witness of the sacrifice +I mean to offer to the injured honour of my honoured husband, wronged by +thee with all the assiduity thou wert capable of, and by me too through +want of caution in avoiding every occasion, if I have given any, of +encouraging and sanctioning thy base designs. Once more I say the +suspicion in my mind that some imprudence of mine has engendered these +lawless thoughts in thee, is what causes me most distress and what I +desire most to punish with my own hands, for were any other instrument of +punishment employed my error might become perhaps more widely known; but +before I do so, in my death I mean to inflict death, and take with me one +that will fully satisfy my longing for the revenge I hope for and have; +for I shall see, wheresoever it may be that I go, the penalty awarded by +inflexible, unswerving justice on him who has placed me in a position so +desperate." + +As she uttered these words, with incredible energy and swiftness she flew +upon Lothario with the naked dagger, so manifestly bent on burying it in +his breast that he was almost uncertain whether these demonstrations were +real or feigned, for he was obliged to have recourse to all his skill and +strength to prevent her from striking him; and with such reality did she +act this strange farce and mystification that, to give it a colour of +truth, she determined to stain it with her own blood; for perceiving, or +pretending, that she could not wound Lothario, she said, "Fate, it seems, +will not grant my just desire complete satisfaction, but it will not be +able to keep me from satisfying it partially at least;" and making an +effort to free the hand with the dagger which Lothario held in his grasp, +she released it, and directing the point to a place where it could not +inflict a deep wound, she plunged it into her left side high up close to +the shoulder, and then allowed herself to fall to the ground as if in a +faint. + +Leonela and Lothario stood amazed and astounded at the catastrophe, and +seeing Camilla stretched on the ground and bathed in her blood they were +still uncertain as to the true nature of the act. Lothario, terrified and +breathless, ran in haste to pluck out the dagger; but when he saw how +slight the wound was he was relieved of his fears and once more admired +the subtlety, coolness, and ready wit of the fair Camilla; and the better +to support the part he had to play he began to utter profuse and doleful +lamentations over her body as if she were dead, invoking maledictions not +only on himself but also on him who had been the means of placing him in +such a position: and knowing that his friend Anselmo heard him he spoke +in such a way as to make a listener feel much more pity for him than for +Camilla, even though he supposed her dead. Leonela took her up in her +arms and laid her on the bed, entreating Lothario to go in quest of some +one to attend to her wound in secret, and at the same time asking his +advice and opinion as to what they should say to Anselmo about his lady's +wound if he should chance to return before it was healed. He replied they +might say what they liked, for he was not in a state to give advice that +would be of any use; all he could tell her was to try and stanch the +blood, as he was going where he should never more be seen; and with every +appearance of deep grief and sorrow he left the house; but when he found +himself alone, and where there was nobody to see him, he crossed himself +unceasingly, lost in wonder at the adroitness of Camilla and the +consistent acting of Leonela. He reflected how convinced Anselmo would be +that he had a second Portia for a wife, and he looked forward anxiously +to meeting him in order to rejoice together over falsehood and truth the +most craftily veiled that could be imagined. + +Leonela, as he told her, stanched her lady's blood, which was no more +than sufficed to support her deception; and washing the wound with a +little wine she bound it up to the best of her skill, talking all the +time she was tending her in a strain that, even if nothing else had been +said before, would have been enough to assure Anselmo that he had in +Camilla a model of purity. To Leonela's words Camilla added her own, +calling herself cowardly and wanting in spirit, since she had not enough +at the time she had most need of it to rid herself of the life she so +much loathed. She asked her attendant's advice as to whether or not she +ought to inform her beloved husband of all that had happened, but the +other bade her say nothing about it, as she would lay upon him the +obligation of taking vengeance on Lothario, which he could not do but at +great risk to himself; and it was the duty of a true wife not to give her +husband provocation to quarrel, but, on the contrary, to remove it as far +as possible from him. + +Camilla replied that she believed she was right and that she would follow +her advice, but at any rate it would be well to consider how she was to +explain the wound to Anselmo, for he could not help seeing it; to which +Leonela answered that she did not know how to tell a lie even in jest. + +"How then can I know, my dear?" said Camilla, "for I should not dare to +forge or keep up a falsehood if my life depended on it. If we can think +of no escape from this difficulty, it will be better to tell him the +plain truth than that he should find us out in an untrue story." + +"Be not uneasy, senora," said Leonela; "between this and to-morrow I will +think of what we must say to him, and perhaps the wound being where it is +it can be hidden from his sight, and Heaven will be pleased to aid us in +a purpose so good and honourable. Compose yourself, senora, and endeavour +to calm your excitement lest my lord find you agitated; and leave the +rest to my care and God's, who always supports good intentions." + +Anselmo had with the deepest attention listened to and seen played out +the tragedy of the death of his honour, which the performers acted with +such wonderfully effective truth that it seemed as if they had become the +realities of the parts they played. He longed for night and an +opportunity of escaping from the house to go and see his good friend +Lothario, and with him give vent to his joy over the precious pearl he +had gained in having established his wife's purity. Both mistress and +maid took care to give him time and opportunity to get away, and taking +advantage of it he made his escape, and at once went in quest of +Lothario, and it would be impossible to describe how he embraced him when +he found him, and the things he said to him in the joy of his heart, and +the praises he bestowed upon Camilla; all which Lothario listened to +without being able to show any pleasure, for he could not forget how +deceived his friend was, and how dishonourably he had wronged him; and +though Anselmo could see that Lothario was not glad, still he imagined it +was only because he had left Camilla wounded and had been himself the +cause of it; and so among other things he told him not to be distressed +about Camilla's accident, for, as they had agreed to hide it from him, +the wound was evidently trifling; and that being so, he had no cause for +fear, but should henceforward be of good cheer and rejoice with him, +seeing that by his means and adroitness he found himself raised to the +greatest height of happiness that he could have ventured to hope for, and +desired no better pastime than making verses in praise of Camilla that +would preserve her name for all time to come. Lothario commended his +purpose, and promised on his own part to aid him in raising a monument so +glorious. + +And so Anselmo was left the most charmingly hoodwinked man there could be +in the world. He himself, persuaded he was conducting the instrument of +his glory, led home by the hand him who had been the utter destruction of +his good name; whom Camilla received with averted countenance, though +with smiles in her heart. The deception was carried on for some time, +until at the end of a few months Fortune turned her wheel and the guilt +which had been until then so skilfully concealed was published abroad, +and Anselmo paid with his life the penalty of his ill-advised curiosity. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXV. + +WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS BATTLE DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH +CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, AND BRINGS THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED +CURIOSITY" TO A CLOSE + + +There remained but little more of the novel to be read, when Sancho Panza +burst forth in wild excitement from the garret where Don Quixote was +lying, shouting, "Run, sirs! quick; and help my master, who is in the +thick of the toughest and stiffest battle I ever laid eyes on. By the +living God he has given the giant, the enemy of my lady the Princess +Micomicona, such a slash that he has sliced his head clean off as if it +were a turnip." + +"What are you talking about, brother?" said the curate, pausing as he was +about to read the remainder of the novel. "Are you in your senses, +Sancho? How the devil can it be as you say, when the giant is two +thousand leagues away?" + +Here they heard a loud noise in the chamber, and Don Quixote shouting +out, "Stand, thief, brigand, villain; now I have got thee, and thy +scimitar shall not avail thee!" And then it seemed as though he were +slashing vigorously at the wall. + +"Don't stop to listen," said Sancho, "but go in and part them or help my +master: though there is no need of that now, for no doubt the giant is +dead by this time and giving account to God of his past wicked life; for +I saw the blood flowing on the ground, and the head cut off and fallen on +one side, and it is as big as a large wine-skin." + +"May I die," said the landlord at this, "if Don Quixote or Don Devil has +not been slashing some of the skins of red wine that stand full at his +bed's head, and the spilt wine must be what this good fellow takes for +blood;" and so saying he went into the room and the rest after him, and +there they found Don Quixote in the strangest costume in the world. He +was in his shirt, which was not long enough in front to cover his thighs +completely and was six fingers shorter behind; his legs were very long +and lean, covered with hair, and anything but clean; on his head he had a +little greasy red cap that belonged to the host, round his left arm he +had rolled the blanket of the bed, to which Sancho, for reasons best +known to himself, owed a grudge, and in his right hand he held his +unsheathed sword, with which he was slashing about on all sides, uttering +exclamations as if he were actually fighting some giant: and the best of +it was his eyes were not open, for he was fast asleep, and dreaming that +he was doing battle with the giant. For his imagination was so wrought +upon by the adventure he was going to accomplish, that it made him dream +he had already reached the kingdom of Micomicon, and was engaged in +combat with his enemy; and believing he was laying on the giant, he had +given so many sword cuts to the skins that the whole room was full of +wine. On seeing this the landlord was so enraged that he fell on Don +Quixote, and with his clenched fist began to pummel him in such a way, +that if Cardenio and the curate had not dragged him off, he would have +brought the war of the giant to an end. But in spite of all the poor +gentleman never woke until the barber brought a great pot of cold water +from the well and flung it with one dash all over his body, on which Don +Quixote woke up, but not so completely as to understand what was the +matter. Dorothea, seeing how short and slight his attire was, would not +go in to witness the battle between her champion and her opponent. As for +Sancho, he went searching all over the floor for the head of the giant, +and not finding it he said, "I see now that it's all enchantment in this +house; for the last time, on this very spot where I am now, I got ever so +many thumps without knowing who gave them to me, or being able to see +anybody; and now this head is not to be seen anywhere about, though I saw +it cut off with my own eyes and the blood running from the body as if +from a fountain." + +"What blood and fountains are you talking about, enemy of God and his +saints?" said the landlord. "Don't you see, you thief, that the blood and +the fountain are only these skins here that have been stabbed and the red +wine swimming all over the room?--and I wish I saw the soul of him that +stabbed them swimming in hell." + +"I know nothing about that," said Sancho; "all I know is it will be my +bad luck that through not finding this head my county will melt away like +salt in water;"--for Sancho awake was worse than his master asleep, so +much had his master's promises addled his wits. + +The landlord was beside himself at the coolness of the squire and the +mischievous doings of the master, and swore it should not be like the +last time when they went without paying; and that their privileges of +chivalry should not hold good this time to let one or other of them off +without paying, even to the cost of the plugs that would have to be put +to the damaged wine-skins. The curate was holding Don Quixote's hands, +who, fancying he had now ended the adventure and was in the presence of +the Princess Micomicona, knelt before the curate and said, "Exalted and +beauteous lady, your highness may live from this day forth fearless of +any harm this base being could do you; and I too from this day forth am +released from the promise I gave you, since by the help of God on high +and by the favour of her by whom I live and breathe, I have fulfilled it +so successfully." + +"Did not I say so?" said Sancho on hearing this. "You see I wasn't drunk; +there you see my master has already salted the giant; there's no doubt +about the bulls; my county is all right!" + +Who could have helped laughing at the absurdities of the pair, master and +man? And laugh they did, all except the landlord, who cursed himself; but +at length the barber, Cardenio, and the curate contrived with no small +trouble to get Don Quixote on the bed, and he fell asleep with every +appearance of excessive weariness. They left him to sleep, and came out +to the gate of the inn to console Sancho Panza on not having found the +head of the giant; but much more work had they to appease the landlord, +who was furious at the sudden death of his wine-skins; and said the +landlady half scolding, half crying, "At an evil moment and in an unlucky +hour he came into my house, this knight-errant--would that I had never +set eyes on him, for dear he has cost me; the last time he went off with +the overnight score against him for supper, bed, straw, and barley, for +himself and his squire and a hack and an ass, saying he was a knight +adventurer--God send unlucky adventures to him and all the adventurers in +the world--and therefore not bound to pay anything, for it was so settled +by the knight-errantry tariff: and then, all because of him, came the +other gentleman and carried off my tail, and gives it back more than two +cuartillos the worse, all stripped of its hair, so that it is no use for +my husband's purpose; and then, for a finishing touch to all, to burst my +wine-skins and spill my wine! I wish I saw his own blood spilt! But let +him not deceive himself, for, by the bones of my father and the shade of +my mother, they shall pay me down every quarts; or my name is not what it +is, and I am not my father's daughter." All this and more to the same +effect the landlady delivered with great irritation, and her good maid +Maritornes backed her up, while the daughter held her peace and smiled +from time to time. The curate smoothed matters by promising to make good +all losses to the best of his power, not only as regarded the wine-skins +but also the wine, and above all the depreciation of the tail which they +set such store by. Dorothea comforted Sancho, telling him that she +pledged herself, as soon as it should appear certain that his master had +decapitated the giant, and she found herself peacefully established in +her kingdom, to bestow upon him the best county there was in it. With +this Sancho consoled himself, and assured the princess she might rely +upon it that he had seen the head of the giant, and more by token it had +a beard that reached to the girdle, and that if it was not to be seen now +it was because everything that happened in that house went by +enchantment, as he himself had proved the last time he had lodged there. +Dorothea said she fully believed it, and that he need not be uneasy, for +all would go well and turn out as he wished. All therefore being +appeased, the curate was anxious to go on with the novel, as he saw there +was but little more left to read. Dorothea and the others begged him to +finish it, and he, as he was willing to please them, and enjoyed reading +it himself, continued the tale in these words: + +The result was, that from the confidence Anselmo felt in Camilla's +virtue, he lived happy and free from anxiety, and Camilla purposely +looked coldly on Lothario, that Anselmo might suppose her feelings +towards him to be the opposite of what they were; and the better to +support the position, Lothario begged to be excused from coming to the +house, as the displeasure with which Camilla regarded his presence was +plain to be seen. But the befooled Anselmo said he would on no account +allow such a thing, and so in a thousand ways he became the author of his +own dishonour, while he believed he was insuring his happiness. Meanwhile +the satisfaction with which Leonela saw herself empowered to carry on her +amour reached such a height that, regardless of everything else, she +followed her inclinations unrestrainedly, feeling confident that her +mistress would screen her, and even show her how to manage it safely. At +last one night Anselmo heard footsteps in Leonela's room, and on trying +to enter to see who it was, he found that the door was held against him, +which made him all the more determined to open it; and exerting his +strength he forced it open, and entered the room in time to see a man +leaping through the window into the street. He ran quickly to seize him +or discover who he was, but he was unable to effect either purpose, for +Leonela flung her arms round him crying, "Be calm, senor; do not give way +to passion or follow him who has escaped from this; he belongs to me, and +in fact he is my husband." + +Anselmo would not believe it, but blind with rage drew a dagger and +threatened to stab Leonela, bidding her tell the truth or he would kill +her. She, in her fear, not knowing what she was saying, exclaimed, "Do +not kill me, senor, for I can tell you things more important than any you +can imagine." + +"Tell me then at once or thou diest," said Anselmo. + +"It would be impossible for me now," said Leonela, "I am so agitated: +leave me till to-morrow, and then you shall hear from me what will fill +you with astonishment; but rest assured that he who leaped through the +window is a young man of this city, who has given me his promise to +become my husband." + +Anselmo was appeased with this, and was content to wait the time she +asked of him, for he never expected to hear anything against Camilla, so +satisfied and sure of her virtue was he; and so he quitted the room, and +left Leonela locked in, telling her she should not come out until she had +told him all she had to make known to him. He went at once to see +Camilla, and tell her, as he did, all that had passed between him and her +handmaid, and the promise she had given him to inform him matters of +serious importance. + +There is no need of saying whether Camilla was agitated or not, for so +great was her fear and dismay, that, making sure, as she had good reason +to do, that Leonela would tell Anselmo all she knew of her faithlessness, +she had not the courage to wait and see if her suspicions were confirmed; +and that same night, as soon as she thought that Anselmo was asleep, she +packed up the most valuable jewels she had and some money, and without +being observed by anybody escaped from the house and betook herself to +Lothario's, to whom she related what had occurred, imploring him to +convey her to some place of safety or fly with her where they might be +safe from Anselmo. The state of perplexity to which Camilla reduced +Lothario was such that he was unable to utter a word in reply, still less +to decide upon what he should do. At length he resolved to conduct her to +a convent of which a sister of his was prioress; Camilla agreed to this, +and with the speed which the circumstances demanded, Lothario took her to +the convent and left her there, and then himself quitted the city without +letting anyone know of his departure. + +As soon as daylight came Anselmo, without missing Camilla from his side, +rose cager to learn what Leonela had to tell him, and hastened to the +room where he had locked her in. He opened the door, entered, but found +no Leonela; all he found was some sheets knotted to the window, a plain +proof that she had let herself down from it and escaped. He returned, +uneasy, to tell Camilla, but not finding her in bed or anywhere in the +house he was lost in amazement. He asked the servants of the house about +her, but none of them could give him any explanation. As he was going in +search of Camilla it happened by chance that he observed her boxes were +lying open, and that the greater part of her jewels were gone; and now he +became fully aware of his disgrace, and that Leonela was not the cause of +his misfortune; and, just as he was, without delaying to dress himself +completely, he repaired, sad at heart and dejected, to his friend +Lothario to make known his sorrow to him; but when he failed to find him +and the servants reported that he had been absent from his house all +night and had taken with him all the money he had, he felt as though he +were losing his senses; and to make all complete on returning to his own +house he found it deserted and empty, not one of all his servants, male +or female, remaining in it. He knew not what to think, or say, or do, and +his reason seemed to be deserting him little by little. He reviewed his +position, and saw himself in a moment left without wife, friend, or +servants, abandoned, he felt, by the heaven above him, and more than all +robbed of his honour, for in Camilla's disappearance he saw his own ruin. +After long reflection he resolved at last to go to his friend's village, +where he had been staying when he afforded opportunities for the +contrivance of this complication of misfortune. He locked the doors of +his house, mounted his horse, and with a broken spirit set out on his +journey; but he had hardly gone half-way when, harassed by his +reflections, he had to dismount and tie his horse to a tree, at the foot +of which he threw himself, giving vent to piteous heartrending sighs; and +there he remained till nearly nightfall, when he observed a man +approaching on horseback from the city, of whom, after saluting him, he +asked what was the news in Florence. + +The citizen replied, "The strangest that have been heard for many a day; +for it is reported abroad that Lothario, the great friend of the wealthy +Anselmo, who lived at San Giovanni, carried off last night Camilla, the +wife of Anselmo, who also has disappeared. All this has been told by a +maid-servant of Camilla's, whom the governor found last night lowering +herself by a sheet from the windows of Anselmo's house. I know not +indeed, precisely, how the affair came to pass; all I know is that the +whole city is wondering at the occurrence, for no one could have expected +a thing of the kind, seeing the great and intimate friendship that +existed between them, so great, they say, that they were called 'The Two +Friends.'" + +"Is it known at all," said Anselmo, "what road Lothario and Camilla +took?" + +"Not in the least," said the citizen, "though the governor has been very +active in searching for them." + +"God speed you, senor," said Anselmo. + +"God be with you," said the citizen and went his way. + +This disastrous intelligence almost robbed Anselmo not only of his senses +but of his life. He got up as well as he was able and reached the house +of his friend, who as yet knew nothing of his misfortune, but seeing him +come pale, worn, and haggard, perceived that he was suffering some heavy +affliction. Anselmo at once begged to be allowed to retire to rest, and +to be given writing materials. His wish was complied with and he was left +lying down and alone, for he desired this, and even that the door should +be locked. Finding himself alone he so took to heart the thought of his +misfortune that by the signs of death he felt within him he knew well his +life was drawing to a close, and therefore he resolved to leave behind +him a declaration of the cause of his strange end. He began to write, but +before he had put down all he meant to say, his breath failed him and he +yielded up his life, a victim to the suffering which his ill-advised +curiosity had entailed upon him. The master of the house observing that +it was now late and that Anselmo did not call, determined to go in and +ascertain if his indisposition was increasing, and found him lying on his +face, his body partly in the bed, partly on the writing-table, on which +he lay with the written paper open and the pen still in his hand. Having +first called to him without receiving any answer, his host approached +him, and taking him by the hand, found that it was cold, and saw that he +was dead. Greatly surprised and distressed he summoned the household to +witness the sad fate which had befallen Anselmo; and then he read the +paper, the handwriting of which he recognised as his, and which contained +these words: + +"A foolish and ill-advised desire has robbed me of life. If the news of +my death should reach the ears of Camilla, let her know that I forgive +her, for she was not bound to perform miracles, nor ought I to have +required her to perform them; and since I have been the author of my own +dishonour, there is no reason why-" + +So far Anselmo had written, and thus it was plain that at this point, +before he could finish what he had to say, his life came to an end. The +next day his friend sent intelligence of his death to his relatives, who +had already ascertained his misfortune, as well as the convent where +Camilla lay almost on the point of accompanying her husband on that +inevitable journey, not on account of the tidings of his death, but +because of those she received of her lover's departure. Although she saw +herself a widow, it is said she refused either to quit the convent or +take the veil, until, not long afterwards, intelligence reached her that +Lothario had been killed in a battle in which M. de Lautrec had been +recently engaged with the Great Captain Gonzalo Fernandez de Cordova in +the kingdom of Naples, whither her too late repentant lover had repaired. +On learning this Camilla took the veil, and shortly afterwards died, worn +out by grief and melancholy. This was the end of all three, an end that +came of a thoughtless beginning. + +"I like this novel," said the curate; "but I cannot persuade myself of +its truth; and if it has been invented, the author's invention is faulty, +for it is impossible to imagine any husband so foolish as to try such a +costly experiment as Anselmo's. If it had been represented as occurring +between a gallant and his mistress it might pass; but between husband and +wife there is something of an impossibility about it. As to the way in +which the story is told, however, I have no fault to find." + + + + +CHAPTER XXXVI. + +WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT OCCURRED AT THE INN + + +Just at that instant the landlord, who was standing at the gate of the +inn, exclaimed, "Here comes a fine troop of guests; if they stop here we +may say gaudeamus." + +"What are they?" said Cardenio. + +"Four men," said the landlord, "riding a la jineta, with lances and +bucklers, and all with black veils, and with them there is a woman in +white on a side-saddle, whose face is also veiled, and two attendants on +foot." + +"Are they very near?" said the curate. + +"So near," answered the landlord, "that here they come." + +Hearing this Dorothea covered her face, and Cardenio retreated into Don +Quixote's room, and they hardly had time to do so before the whole party +the host had described entered the inn, and the four that were on +horseback, who were of highbred appearance and bearing, dismounted, and +came forward to take down the woman who rode on the side-saddle, and one +of them taking her in his arms placed her in a chair that stood at the +entrance of the room where Cardenio had hidden himself. All this time +neither she nor they had removed their veils or spoken a word, only on +sitting down on the chair the woman gave a deep sigh and let her arms +fall like one that was ill and weak. The attendants on foot then led the +horses away to the stable. Observing this the curate, curious to know who +these people in such a dress and preserving such silence were, went to +where the servants were standing and put the question to one of them, who +answered him. + +"Faith, sir, I cannot tell you who they are, I only know they seem to be +people of distinction, particularly he who advanced to take the lady you +saw in his arms; and I say so because all the rest show him respect, and +nothing is done except what he directs and orders." + +"And the lady, who is she?" asked the curate. + +"That I cannot tell you either," said the servant, "for I have not seen +her face all the way: I have indeed heard her sigh many times and utter +such groans that she seems to be giving up the ghost every time; but it +is no wonder if we do not know more than we have told you, as my comrade +and I have only been in their company two days, for having met us on the +road they begged and persuaded us to accompany them to Andalusia, +promising to pay us well." + +"And have you heard any of them called by his name?" asked the curate. + +"No, indeed," replied the servant; "they all preserve a marvellous +silence on the road, for not a sound is to be heard among them except the +poor lady's sighs and sobs, which make us pity her; and we feel sure that +wherever it is she is going, it is against her will, and as far as one +can judge from her dress she is a nun or, what is more likely, about to +become one; and perhaps it is because taking the vows is not of her own +free will, that she is so unhappy as she seems to be." + +"That may well be," said the curate, and leaving them he returned to +where Dorothea was, who, hearing the veiled lady sigh, moved by natural +compassion drew near to her and said, "What are you suffering from, +senora? If it be anything that women are accustomed and know how to +relieve, I offer you my services with all my heart." + +To this the unhappy lady made no reply; and though Dorothea repeated her +offers more earnestly she still kept silence, until the gentleman with +the veil, who, the servant said, was obeyed by the rest, approached and +said to Dorothea, "Do not give yourself the trouble, senora, of making +any offers to that woman, for it is her way to give no thanks for +anything that is done for her; and do not try to make her answer unless +you want to hear some lie from her lips." + +"I have never told a lie," was the immediate reply of her who had been +silent until now; "on the contrary, it is because I am so truthful and so +ignorant of lying devices that I am now in this miserable condition; and +this I call you yourself to witness, for it is my unstained truth that +has made you false and a liar." + +Cardenio heard these words clearly and distinctly, being quite close to +the speaker, for there was only the door of Don Quixote's room between +them, and the instant he did so, uttering a loud exclamation he cried, +"Good God! what is this I hear? What voice is this that has reached my +ears?" Startled at the voice the lady turned her head; and not seeing the +speaker she stood up and attempted to enter the room; observing which the +gentleman held her back, preventing her from moving a step. In her +agitation and sudden movement the silk with which she had covered her +face fell off and disclosed a countenance of incomparable and marvellous +beauty, but pale and terrified; for she kept turning her eyes, everywhere +she could direct her gaze, with an eagerness that made her look as if she +had lost her senses, and so marked that it excited the pity of Dorothea +and all who beheld her, though they knew not what caused it. The +gentleman grasped her firmly by the shoulders, and being so fully +occupied with holding her back, he was unable to put a hand to his veil +which was falling off, as it did at length entirely, and Dorothea, who +was holding the lady in her arms, raising her eyes saw that he who +likewise held her was her husband, Don Fernando. The instant she +recognised him, with a prolonged plaintive cry drawn from the depths of +her heart, she fell backwards fainting, and but for the barber being +close by to catch her in his arms, she would have fallen completely to +the ground. The curate at once hastened to uncover her face and throw +water on it, and as he did so Don Fernando, for he it was who held the +other in his arms, recognised her and stood as if death-stricken by the +sight; not, however, relaxing his grasp of Luscinda, for it was she that +was struggling to release herself from his hold, having recognised +Cardenio by his voice, as he had recognised her. Cardenio also heard +Dorothea's cry as she fell fainting, and imagining that it came from his +Luscinda burst forth in terror from the room, and the first thing he saw +was Don Fernando with Luscinda in his arms. Don Fernando, too, knew +Cardenio at once; and all three, Luscinda, Cardenio, and Dorothea, stood +in silent amazement scarcely knowing what had happened to them. + +They gazed at one another without speaking, Dorothea at Don Fernando, Don +Fernando at Cardenio, Cardenio at Luscinda, and Luscinda at Cardenio. The +first to break silence was Luscinda, who thus addressed Don Fernando: +"Leave me, Senor Don Fernando, for the sake of what you owe to yourself; +if no other reason will induce you, leave me to cling to the wall of +which I am the ivy, to the support from which neither your importunities, +nor your threats, nor your promises, nor your gifts have been able to +detach me. See how Heaven, by ways strange and hidden from our sight, has +brought me face to face with my true husband; and well you know by +dear-bought experience that death alone will be able to efface him from +my memory. May this plain declaration, then, lead you, as you can do +nothing else, to turn your love into rage, your affection into +resentment, and so to take my life; for if I yield it up in the presence +of my beloved husband I count it well bestowed; it may be by my death he +will be convinced that I kept my faith to him to the last moment of +life." + +Meanwhile Dorothea had come to herself, and had heard Luscinda's words, +by means of which she divined who she was; but seeing that Don Fernando +did not yet release her or reply to her, summoning up her resolution as +well as she could she rose and knelt at his feet, and with a flood of +bright and touching tears addressed him thus: + +"If, my lord, the beams of that sun that thou holdest eclipsed in thine +arms did not dazzle and rob thine eyes of sight thou wouldst have seen by +this time that she who kneels at thy feet is, so long as thou wilt have +it so, the unhappy and unfortunate Dorothea. I am that lowly peasant girl +whom thou in thy goodness or for thy pleasure wouldst raise high enough +to call herself thine; I am she who in the seclusion of innocence led a +contented life until at the voice of thy importunity, and thy true and +tender passion, as it seemed, she opened the gates of her modesty and +surrendered to thee the keys of her liberty; a gift received by thee but +thanklessly, as is clearly shown by my forced retreat to the place where +thou dost find me, and by thy appearance under the circumstances in which +I see thee. Nevertheless, I would not have thee suppose that I have come +here driven by my shame; it is only grief and sorrow at seeing myself +forgotten by thee that have led me. It was thy will to make me thine, and +thou didst so follow thy will, that now, even though thou repentest, thou +canst not help being mine. Bethink thee, my lord, the unsurpassable +affection I bear thee may compensate for the beauty and noble birth for +which thou wouldst desert me. Thou canst not be the fair Luscinda's +because thou art mine, nor can she be thine because she is Cardenio's; +and it will be easier, remember, to bend thy will to love one who adores +thee, than to lead one to love thee who abhors thee now. Thou didst +address thyself to my simplicity, thou didst lay siege to my virtue, thou +wert not ignorant of my station, well dost thou know how I yielded wholly +to thy will; there is no ground or reason for thee to plead deception, +and if it be so, as it is, and if thou art a Christian as thou art a +gentleman, why dost thou by such subterfuges put off making me as happy +at last as thou didst at first? And if thou wilt not have me for what I +am, thy true and lawful wife, at least take and accept me as thy slave, +for so long as I am thine I will count myself happy and fortunate. Do not +by deserting me let my shame become the talk of the gossips in the +streets; make not the old age of my parents miserable; for the loyal +services they as faithful vassals have ever rendered thine are not +deserving of such a return; and if thou thinkest it will debase thy blood +to mingle it with mine, reflect that there is little or no nobility in +the world that has not travelled the same road, and that in illustrious +lineages it is not the woman's blood that is of account; and, moreover, +that true nobility consists in virtue, and if thou art wanting in that, +refusing me what in justice thou owest me, then even I have higher claims +to nobility than thine. To make an end, senor, these are my last words to +thee: whether thou wilt, or wilt not, I am thy wife; witness thy words, +which must not and ought not to be false, if thou dost pride thyself on +that for want of which thou scornest me; witness the pledge which thou +didst give me, and witness Heaven, which thou thyself didst call to +witness the promise thou hadst made me; and if all this fail, thy own +conscience will not fail to lift up its silent voice in the midst of all +thy gaiety, and vindicate the truth of what I say and mar thy highest +pleasure and enjoyment." + +All this and more the injured Dorothea delivered with such earnest +feeling and such tears that all present, even those who came with Don +Fernando, were constrained to join her in them. Don Fernando listened to +her without replying, until, ceasing to speak, she gave way to such sobs +and sighs that it must have been a heart of brass that was not softened +by the sight of so great sorrow. Luscinda stood regarding her with no +less compassion for her sufferings than admiration for her intelligence +and beauty, and would have gone to her to say some words of comfort to +her, but was prevented by Don Fernando's grasp which held her fast. He, +overwhelmed with confusion and astonishment, after regarding Dorothea for +some moments with a fixed gaze, opened his arms, and, releasing Luscinda, +exclaimed: + +"Thou hast conquered, fair Dorothea, thou hast conquered, for it is +impossible to have the heart to deny the united force of so many truths." + +Luscinda in her feebleness was on the point of falling to the ground when +Don Fernando released her, but Cardenio, who stood near, having retreated +behind Don Fernando to escape recognition, casting fear aside and +regardless of what might happen, ran forward to support her, and said as +he clasped her in his arms, "If Heaven in its compassion is willing to +let thee rest at last, mistress of my heart, true, constant, and fair, +nowhere canst thou rest more safely than in these arms that now receive +thee, and received thee before when fortune permitted me to call thee +mine." + +At these words Luscinda looked up at Cardenio, at first beginning to +recognise him by his voice and then satisfying herself by her eyes that +it was he, and hardly knowing what she did, and heedless of all +considerations of decorum, she flung her arms around his neck and +pressing her face close to his, said, "Yes, my dear lord, you are the +true master of this your slave, even though adverse fate interpose again, +and fresh dangers threaten this life that hangs on yours." + +A strange sight was this for Don Fernando and those that stood around, +filled with surprise at an incident so unlooked for. Dorothea fancied +that Don Fernando changed colour and looked as though he meant to take +vengeance on Cardenio, for she observed him put his hand to his sword; +and the instant the idea struck her, with wonderful quickness she clasped +him round the knees, and kissing them and holding him so as to prevent +his moving, she said, while her tears continued to flow, "What is it thou +wouldst do, my only refuge, in this unforeseen event? Thou hast thy wife +at thy feet, and she whom thou wouldst have for thy wife is in the arms +of her husband: reflect whether it will be right for thee, whether it +will be possible for thee to undo what Heaven has done, or whether it +will be becoming in thee to seek to raise her to be thy mate who in spite +of every obstacle, and strong in her truth and constancy, is before thine +eyes, bathing with the tears of love the face and bosom of her lawful +husband. For God's sake I entreat of thee, for thine own I implore thee, +let not this open manifestation rouse thy anger; but rather so calm it as +to allow these two lovers to live in peace and quiet without any +interference from thee so long as Heaven permits them; and in so doing +thou wilt prove the generosity of thy lofty noble spirit, and the world +shall see that with thee reason has more influence than passion." + +All the time Dorothea was speaking, Cardenio, though he held Luscinda in +his arms, never took his eyes off Don Fernando, determined, if he saw him +make any hostile movement, to try and defend himself and resist as best +he could all who might assail him, though it should cost him his life. +But now Don Fernando's friends, as well as the curate and the barber, who +had been present all the while, not forgetting the worthy Sancho Panza, +ran forward and gathered round Don Fernando, entreating him to have +regard for the tears of Dorothea, and not suffer her reasonable hopes to +be disappointed, since, as they firmly believed, what she said was but +the truth; and bidding him observe that it was not, as it might seem, by +accident, but by a special disposition of Providence that they had all +met in a place where no one could have expected a meeting. And the curate +bade him remember that only death could part Luscinda from Cardenio; that +even if some sword were to separate them they would think their death +most happy; and that in a case that admitted of no remedy his wisest +course was, by conquering and putting a constraint upon himself, to show +a generous mind, and of his own accord suffer these two to enjoy the +happiness Heaven had granted them. He bade him, too, turn his eyes upon +the beauty of Dorothea and he would see that few if any could equal much +less excel her; while to that beauty should be added her modesty and the +surpassing love she bore him. But besides all this, he reminded him that +if he prided himself on being a gentleman and a Christian, he could not +do otherwise than keep his plighted word; and that in doing so he would +obey God and meet the approval of all sensible people, who know and +recognised it to be the privilege of beauty, even in one of humble birth, +provided virtue accompany it, to be able to raise itself to the level of +any rank, without any slur upon him who places it upon an equality with +himself; and furthermore that when the potent sway of passion asserts +itself, so long as there be no mixture of sin in it, he is not to be +blamed who gives way to it. + +To be brief, they added to these such other forcible arguments that Don +Fernando's manly heart, being after all nourished by noble blood, was +touched, and yielded to the truth which, even had he wished it, he could +not gainsay; and he showed his submission, and acceptance of the good +advice that had been offered to him, by stooping down and embracing +Dorothea, saying to her, "Rise, dear lady, it is not right that what I +hold in my heart should be kneeling at my feet; and if until now I have +shown no sign of what I own, it may have been by Heaven's decree in order +that, seeing the constancy with which you love me, I may learn to value +you as you deserve. What I entreat of you is that you reproach me not +with my transgression and grievous wrong-doing; for the same cause and +force that drove me to make you mine impelled me to struggle against +being yours; and to prove this, turn and look at the eyes of the now +happy Luscinda, and you will see in them an excuse for all my errors: and +as she has found and gained the object of her desires, and I have found +in you what satisfies all my wishes, may she live in peace and +contentment as many happy years with her Cardenio, as on my knees I pray +Heaven to allow me to live with my Dorothea;" and with these words he +once more embraced her and pressed his face to hers with so much +tenderness that he had to take great heed to keep his tears from +completing the proof of his love and repentance in the sight of all. Not +so Luscinda, and Cardenio, and almost all the others, for they shed so +many tears, some in their own happiness, some at that of the others, that +one would have supposed a heavy calamity had fallen upon them all. Even +Sancho Panza was weeping; though afterwards he said he only wept because +he saw that Dorothea was not as he fancied the queen Micomicona, of whom +he expected such great favours. Their wonder as well as their weeping +lasted some time, and then Cardenio and Luscinda went and fell on their +knees before Don Fernando, returning him thanks for the favour he had +rendered them in language so grateful that he knew not how to answer +them, and raising them up embraced them with every mark of affection and +courtesy. + +He then asked Dorothea how she had managed to reach a place so far +removed from her own home, and she in a few fitting words told all that +she had previously related to Cardenio, with which Don Fernando and his +companions were so delighted that they wished the story had been longer; +so charmingly did Dorothea describe her misadventures. When she had +finished Don Fernando recounted what had befallen him in the city after +he had found in Luscinda's bosom the paper in which she declared that she +was Cardenio's wife, and never could be his. He said he meant to kill +her, and would have done so had he not been prevented by her parents, and +that he quitted the house full of rage and shame, and resolved to avenge +himself when a more convenient opportunity should offer. The next day he +learned that Luscinda had disappeared from her father's house, and that +no one could tell whither she had gone. Finally, at the end of some +months he ascertained that she was in a convent and meant to remain there +all the rest of her life, if she were not to share it with Cardenio; and +as soon as he had learned this, taking these three gentlemen as his +companions, he arrived at the place where she was, but avoided speaking +to her, fearing that if it were known he was there stricter precautions +would be taken in the convent; and watching a time when the porter's +lodge was open he left two to guard the gate, and he and the other +entered the convent in quest of Luscinda, whom they found in the +cloisters in conversation with one of the nuns, and carrying her off +without giving her time to resist, they reached a place with her where +they provided themselves with what they required for taking her away; all +which they were able to do in complete safety, as the convent was in the +country at a considerable distance from the city. He added that when +Luscinda found herself in his power she lost all consciousness, and after +returning to herself did nothing but weep and sigh without speaking a +word; and thus in silence and tears they reached that inn, which for him +was reaching heaven where all the mischances of earth are over and at an +end. + + + + + +CHAPTER XXXVII. + +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE STORY OF THE FAMOUS PRINCESS MICOMICONA, WITH +OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES + + +To all this Sancho listened with no little sorrow at heart to see how his +hopes of dignity were fading away and vanishing in smoke, and how the +fair Princess Micomicona had turned into Dorothea, and the giant into Don +Fernando, while his master was sleeping tranquilly, totally unconscious +of all that had come to pass. Dorothea was unable to persuade herself +that her present happiness was not all a dream; Cardenio was in a similar +state of mind, and Luscinda's thoughts ran in the same direction. Don +Fernando gave thanks to Heaven for the favour shown to him and for having +been rescued from the intricate labyrinth in which he had been brought so +near the destruction of his good name and of his soul; and in short +everybody in the inn was full of contentment and satisfaction at the +happy issue of such a complicated and hopeless business. The curate as a +sensible man made sound reflections upon the whole affair, and +congratulated each upon his good fortune; but the one that was in the +highest spirits and good humour was the landlady, because of the promise +Cardenio and the curate had given her to pay for all the losses and +damage she had sustained through Don Quixote's means. Sancho, as has been +already said, was the only one who was distressed, unhappy, and dejected; +and so with a long face he went in to his master, who had just awoke, and +said to him: + +"Sir Rueful Countenance, your worship may as well sleep on as much as you +like, without troubling yourself about killing any giant or restoring her +kingdom to the princess; for that is all over and settled now." + +"I should think it was," replied Don Quixote, "for I have had the most +prodigious and stupendous battle with the giant that I ever remember +having had all the days of my life; and with one back-stroke-swish!--I +brought his head tumbling to the ground, and so much blood gushed forth +from him that it ran in rivulets over the earth like water." + +"Like red wine, your worship had better say," replied Sancho; "for I +would have you know, if you don't know it, that the dead giant is a +hacked wine-skin, and the blood four-and-twenty gallons of red wine that +it had in its belly, and the cut-off head is the bitch that bore me; and +the devil take it all." + +"What art thou talking about, fool?" said Don Quixote; "art thou in thy +senses?" + +"Let your worship get up," said Sancho, "and you will see the nice +business you have made of it, and what we have to pay; and you will see +the queen turned into a private lady called Dorothea, and other things +that will astonish you, if you understand them." + +"I shall not be surprised at anything of the kind," returned Don Quixote; +"for if thou dost remember the last time we were here I told thee that +everything that happened here was a matter of enchantment, and it would +be no wonder if it were the same now." + +"I could believe all that," replied Sancho, "if my blanketing was the +same sort of thing also; only it wasn't, but real and genuine; for I saw +the landlord, Who is here to-day, holding one end of the blanket and +jerking me up to the skies very neatly and smartly, and with as much +laughter as strength; and when it comes to be a case of knowing people, I +hold for my part, simple and sinner as I am, that there is no enchantment +about it at all, but a great deal of bruising and bad luck." + +"Well, well, God will give a remedy," said Don Quixote; "hand me my +clothes and let me go out, for I want to see these transformations and +things thou speakest of." + +Sancho fetched him his clothes; and while he was dressing, the curate +gave Don Fernando and the others present an account of Don Quixote's +madness and of the stratagem they had made use of to withdraw him from +that Pena Pobre where he fancied himself stationed because of his lady's +scorn. He described to them also nearly all the adventures that Sancho +had mentioned, at which they marvelled and laughed not a little, thinking +it, as all did, the strangest form of madness a crazy intellect could be +capable of. But now, the curate said, that the lady Dorothea's good +fortune prevented her from proceeding with their purpose, it would be +necessary to devise or discover some other way of getting him home. + +Cardenio proposed to carry out the scheme they had begun, and suggested +that Luscinda would act and support Dorothea's part sufficiently well. + +"No," said Don Fernando, "that must not be, for I want Dorothea to follow +out this idea of hers; and if the worthy gentleman's village is not very +far off, I shall be happy if I can do anything for his relief." + +"It is not more than two days' journey from this," said the curate. + +"Even if it were more," said Don Fernando, "I would gladly travel so far +for the sake of doing so good a work. + +"At this moment Don Quixote came out in full panoply, with Mambrino's +helmet, all dinted as it was, on his head, his buckler on his arm, and +leaning on his staff or pike. The strange figure he presented filled Don +Fernando and the rest with amazement as they contemplated his lean yellow +face half a league long, his armour of all sorts, and the solemnity of +his deportment. They stood silent waiting to see what he would say, and +he, fixing his eyes on the air Dorothea, addressed her with great gravity +and composure: + +"I am informed, fair lady, by my squire here that your greatness has been +annihilated and your being abolished, since, from a queen and lady of +high degree as you used to be, you have been turned into a private +maiden. If this has been done by the command of the magician king your +father, through fear that I should not afford you the aid you need and +are entitled to, I may tell you he did not know and does not know half +the mass, and was little versed in the annals of chivalry; for, if he had +read and gone through them as attentively and deliberately as I have, he +would have found at every turn that knights of less renown than mine have +accomplished things more difficult: it is no great matter to kill a whelp +of a giant, however arrogant he may be; for it is not many hours since I +myself was engaged with one, and-I will not speak of it, that they may +not say I am lying; time, however, that reveals all, will tell the tale +when we least expect it." + +"You were engaged with a couple of wine-skins, and not a giant," said the +landlord at this; but Don Fernando told him to hold his tongue and on no +account interrupt Don Quixote, who continued, "I say in conclusion, high +and disinherited lady, that if your father has brought about this +metamorphosis in your person for the reason I have mentioned, you ought +not to attach any importance to it; for there is no peril on earth +through which my sword will not force a way, and with it, before many +days are over, I will bring your enemy's head to the ground and place on +yours the crown of your kingdom." + +Don Quixote said no more, and waited for the reply of the princess, who +aware of Don Fernando's determination to carry on the deception until Don +Quixote had been conveyed to his home, with great ease of manner and +gravity made answer, "Whoever told you, valiant Knight of the Rueful +Countenance, that I had undergone any change or transformation did not +tell you the truth, for I am the same as I was yesterday. It is true that +certain strokes of good fortune, that have given me more than I could +have hoped for, have made some alteration in me; but I have not therefore +ceased to be what I was before, or to entertain the same desire I have +had all through of availing myself of the might of your valiant and +invincible arm. And so, senor, let your goodness reinstate the father +that begot me in your good opinion, and be assured that he was a wise and +prudent man, since by his craft he found out such a sure and easy way of +remedying my misfortune; for I believe, senor, that had it not been for +you I should never have lit upon the good fortune I now possess; and in +this I am saying what is perfectly true; as most of these gentlemen who +are present can fully testify. All that remains is to set out on our +journey to-morrow, for to-day we could not make much way; and for the +rest of the happy result I am looking forward to, I trust to God and the +valour of your heart." + +So said the sprightly Dorothea, and on hearing her Don Quixote turned to +Sancho, and said to him, with an angry air, "I declare now, little +Sancho, thou art the greatest little villain in Spain. Say, thief and +vagabond, hast thou not just now told me that this princess had been +turned into a maiden called Dorothea, and that the head which I am +persuaded I cut off from a giant was the bitch that bore thee, and other +nonsense that put me in the greatest perplexity I have ever been in all +my life? I vow" (and here he looked to heaven and ground his teeth) "I +have a mind to play the mischief with thee, in a way that will teach +sense for the future to all lying squires of knights-errant in the +world." + +"Let your worship be calm, senor," returned Sancho, "for it may well be +that I have been mistaken as to the change of the lady princess +Micomicona; but as to the giant's head, or at least as to the piercing of +the wine-skins, and the blood being red wine, I make no mistake, as sure +as there is a God; because the wounded skins are there at the head of +your worship's bed, and the wine has made a lake of the room; if not you +will see when the eggs come to be fried; I mean when his worship the +landlord calls for all the damages: for the rest, I am heartily glad that +her ladyship the queen is as she was, for it concerns me as much as +anyone." + +"I tell thee again, Sancho, thou art a fool," said Don Quixote; "forgive +me, and that will do." + +"That will do," said Don Fernando; "let us say no more about it; and as +her ladyship the princess proposes to set out to-morrow because it is too +late to-day, so be it, and we will pass the night in pleasant +conversation, and to-morrow we will all accompany Senor Don Quixote; for +we wish to witness the valiant and unparalleled achievements he is about +to perform in the course of this mighty enterprise which he has +undertaken." + +"It is I who shall wait upon and accompany you," said Don Quixote; "and I +am much gratified by the favour that is bestowed upon me, and the good +opinion entertained of me, which I shall strive to justify or it shall +cost me my life, or even more, if it can possibly cost me more." + +Many were the compliments and expressions of politeness that passed +between Don Quixote and Don Fernando; but they were brought to an end by +a traveller who at this moment entered the inn, and who seemed from his +attire to be a Christian lately come from the country of the Moors, for +he was dressed in a short-skirted coat of blue cloth with half-sleeves +and without a collar; his breeches were also of blue cloth, and his cap +of the same colour, and he wore yellow buskins and had a Moorish cutlass +slung from a baldric across his breast. Behind him, mounted upon an ass, +there came a woman dressed in Moorish fashion, with her face veiled and a +scarf on her head, and wearing a little brocaded cap, and a mantle that +covered her from her shoulders to her feet. The man was of a robust and +well-proportioned frame, in age a little over forty, rather swarthy in +complexion, with long moustaches and a full beard, and, in short, his +appearance was such that if he had been well dressed he would have been +taken for a person of quality and good birth. On entering he asked for a +room, and when they told him there was none in the inn he seemed +distressed, and approaching her who by her dress seemed to be a Moor he +her down from saddle in his arms. Luscinda, Dorothea, the landlady, her +daughter and Maritornes, attracted by the strange, and to them entirely +new costume, gathered round her; and Dorothea, who was always kindly, +courteous, and quick-witted, perceiving that both she and the man who had +brought her were annoyed at not finding a room, said to her, "Do not be +put out, senora, by the discomfort and want of luxuries here, for it is +the way of road-side inns to be without them; still, if you will be +pleased to share our lodging with us (pointing to Luscinda) perhaps you +will have found worse accommodation in the course of your journey." + +To this the veiled lady made no reply; all she did was to rise from her +seat, crossing her hands upon her bosom, bowing her head and bending her +body as a sign that she returned thanks. From her silence they concluded +that she must be a Moor and unable to speak a Christian tongue. + +At this moment the captive came up, having been until now otherwise +engaged, and seeing that they all stood round his companion and that she +made no reply to what they addressed to her, he said, "Ladies, this +damsel hardly understands my language and can speak none but that of her +own country, for which reason she does not and cannot answer what has +been asked of her." + +"Nothing has been asked of her," returned Luscinda; "she has only been +offered our company for this evening and a share of the quarters we +occupy, where she shall be made as comfortable as the circumstances +allow, with the good-will we are bound to show all strangers that stand +in need of it, especially if it be a woman to whom the service is +rendered." + +"On her part and my own, senora," replied the captive, "I kiss your +hands, and I esteem highly, as I ought, the favour you have offered, +which, on such an occasion and coming from persons of your appearance, +is, it is plain to see, a very great one." + +"Tell me, senor," said Dorothea, "is this lady a Christian or a Moor? for +her dress and her silence lead us to imagine that she is what we could +wish she was not." + +"In dress and outwardly," said he, "she is a Moor, but at heart she is a +thoroughly good Christian, for she has the greatest desire to become +one." + +"Then she has not been baptised?" returned Luscinda. + +"There has been no opportunity for that," replied the captive, "since she +left Algiers, her native country and home; and up to the present she has +not found herself in any such imminent danger of death as to make it +necessary to baptise her before she has been instructed in all the +ceremonies our holy mother Church ordains; but, please God, ere long she +shall be baptised with the solemnity befitting her which is higher than +her dress or mine indicates." + +By these words he excited a desire in all who heard him, to know who the +Moorish lady and the captive were, but no one liked to ask just then, +seeing that it was a fitter moment for helping them to rest themselves +than for questioning them about their lives. Dorothea took the Moorish +lady by the hand and leading her to a seat beside herself, requested her +to remove her veil. She looked at the captive as if to ask him what they +meant and what she was to do. He said to her in Arabic that they asked +her to take off her veil, and thereupon she removed it and disclosed a +countenance so lovely, that to Dorothea she seemed more beautiful than +Luscinda, and to Luscinda more beautiful than Dorothea, and all the +bystanders felt that if any beauty could compare with theirs it was the +Moorish lady's, and there were even those who were inclined to give it +somewhat the preference. And as it is the privilege and charm of beauty +to win the heart and secure good-will, all forthwith became eager to show +kindness and attention to the lovely Moor. + +Don Fernando asked the captive what her name was, and he replied that it +was Lela Zoraida; but the instant she heard him, she guessed what the +Christian had asked, and said hastily, with some displeasure and energy, +"No, not Zoraida; Maria, Maria!" giving them to understand that she was +called "Maria" and not "Zoraida." These words, and the touching +earnestness with which she uttered them, drew more than one tear from +some of the listeners, particularly the women, who are by nature +tender-hearted and compassionate. Luscinda embraced her affectionately, +saying, "Yes, yes, Maria, Maria," to which the Moor replied, "Yes, yes, +Maria; Zoraida macange," which means "not Zoraida." + +Night was now approaching, and by the orders of those who accompanied Don +Fernando the landlord had taken care and pains to prepare for them the +best supper that was in his power. The hour therefore having arrived they +all took their seats at a long table like a refectory one, for round or +square table there was none in the inn, and the seat of honour at the +head of it, though he was for refusing it, they assigned to Don Quixote, +who desired the lady Micomicona to place herself by his side, as he was +her protector. Luscinda and Zoraida took their places next her, opposite +to them were Don Fernando and Cardenio, and next the captive and the +other gentlemen, and by the side of the ladies, the curate and the +barber. And so they supped in high enjoyment, which was increased when +they observed Don Quixote leave off eating, and, moved by an impulse like +that which made him deliver himself at such length when he supped with +the goatherds, begin to address them: + +"Verily, gentlemen, if we reflect upon it, great and marvellous are the +things they see, who make profession of the order of knight-errantry. +Say, what being is there in this world, who entering the gate of this +castle at this moment, and seeing us as we are here, would suppose or +imagine us to be what we are? Who would say that this lady who is beside +me was the great queen that we all know her to be, or that I am that +Knight of the Rueful Countenance, trumpeted far and wide by the mouth of +Fame? Now, there can be no doubt that this art and calling surpasses all +those that mankind has invented, and is the more deserving of being held +in honour in proportion as it is the more exposed to peril. Away with +those who assert that letters have the preeminence over arms; I will tell +them, whosoever they may be, that they know not what they say. For the +reason which such persons commonly assign, and upon which they chiefly +rest, is, that the labours of the mind are greater than those of the +body, and that arms give employment to the body alone; as if the calling +were a porter's trade, for which nothing more is required than sturdy +strength; or as if, in what we who profess them call arms, there were not +included acts of vigour for the execution of which high intelligence is +requisite; or as if the soul of the warrior, when he has an army, or the +defence of a city under his care, did not exert itself as much by mind as +by body. Nay; see whether by bodily strength it be possible to learn or +divine the intentions of the enemy, his plans, stratagems, or obstacles, +or to ward off impending mischief; for all these are the work of the +mind, and in them the body has no share whatever. Since, therefore, arms +have need of the mind, as much as letters, let us see now which of the +two minds, that of the man of letters or that of the warrior, has most to +do; and this will be seen by the end and goal that each seeks to attain; +for that purpose is the more estimable which has for its aim the nobler +object. The end and goal of letters--I am not speaking now of divine +letters, the aim of which is to raise and direct the soul to Heaven; for +with an end so infinite no other can be compared--I speak of human +letters, the end of which is to establish distributive justice, give to +every man that which is his, and see and take care that good laws are +observed: an end undoubtedly noble, lofty, and deserving of high praise, +but not such as should be given to that sought by arms, which have for +their end and object peace, the greatest boon that men can desire in this +life. The first good news the world and mankind received was that which +the angels announced on the night that was our day, when they sang in the +air, 'Glory to God in the highest, and peace on earth to men of +good-will;' and the salutation which the great Master of heaven and earth +taught his disciples and chosen followers when they entered any house, +was to say, 'Peace be on this house;' and many other times he said to +them, 'My peace I give unto you, my peace I leave you, peace be with +you;' a jewel and a precious gift given and left by such a hand: a jewel +without which there can be no happiness either on earth or in heaven. +This peace is the true end of war; and war is only another name for arms. +This, then, being admitted, that the end of war is peace, and that so far +it has the advantage of the end of letters, let us turn to the bodily +labours of the man of letters, and those of him who follows the +profession of arms, and see which are the greater." + +Don Quixote delivered his discourse in such a manner and in such correct +language, that for the time being he made it impossible for any of his +hearers to consider him a madman; on the contrary, as they were mostly +gentlemen, to whom arms are an appurtenance by birth, they listened to +him with great pleasure as he continued: "Here, then, I say is what the +student has to undergo; first of all poverty: not that all are poor, but +to put the case as strongly as possible: and when I have said that he +endures poverty, I think nothing more need be said about his hard +fortune, for he who is poor has no share of the good things of life. This +poverty he suffers from in various ways, hunger, or cold, or nakedness, +or all together; but for all that it is not so extreme but that he gets +something to eat, though it may be at somewhat unseasonable hours and +from the leavings of the rich; for the greatest misery of the student is +what they themselves call 'going out for soup,' and there is always some +neighbour's brazier or hearth for them, which, if it does not warm, at +least tempers the cold to them, and lastly, they sleep comfortably at +night under a roof. I will not go into other particulars, as for example +want of shirts, and no superabundance of shoes, thin and threadbare +garments, and gorging themselves to surfeit in their voracity when good +luck has treated them to a banquet of some sort. By this road that I have +described, rough and hard, stumbling here, falling there, getting up +again to fall again, they reach the rank they desire, and that once +attained, we have seen many who have passed these Syrtes and Scyllas and +Charybdises, as if borne flying on the wings of favouring fortune; we +have seen them, I say, ruling and governing the world from a chair, their +hunger turned into satiety, their cold into comfort, their nakedness into +fine raiment, their sleep on a mat into repose in holland and damask, the +justly earned reward of their virtue; but, contrasted and compared with +what the warrior undergoes, all they have undergone falls far short of +it, as I am now about to show." + + + + +CHAPTER XXXVIII. + +WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON QUIXOTE DELIVERED ON ARMS AND +LETTERS + + +Continuing his discourse Don Quixote said: "As we began in the student's +case with poverty and its accompaniments, let us see now if the soldier +is richer, and we shall find that in poverty itself there is no one +poorer; for he is dependent on his miserable pay, which comes late or +never, or else on what he can plunder, seriously imperilling his life and +conscience; and sometimes his nakedness will be so great that a slashed +doublet serves him for uniform and shirt, and in the depth of winter he +has to defend himself against the inclemency of the weather in the open +field with nothing better than the breath of his mouth, which I need not +say, coming from an empty place, must come out cold, contrary to the laws +of nature. To be sure he looks forward to the approach of night to make +up for all these discomforts on the bed that awaits him, which, unless by +some fault of his, never sins by being over narrow, for he can easily +measure out on the ground as he likes, and roll himself about in it to +his heart's content without any fear of the sheets slipping away from +him. Then, after all this, suppose the day and hour for taking his degree +in his calling to have come; suppose the day of battle to have arrived, +when they invest him with the doctor's cap made of lint, to mend some +bullet-hole, perhaps, that has gone through his temples, or left him with +a crippled arm or leg. Or if this does not happen, and merciful Heaven +watches over him and keeps him safe and sound, it may be he will be in +the same poverty he was in before, and he must go through more +engagements and more battles, and come victorious out of all before he +betters himself; but miracles of that sort are seldom seen. For tell me, +sirs, if you have ever reflected upon it, by how much do those who have +gained by war fall short of the number of those who have perished in it? +No doubt you will reply that there can be no comparison, that the dead +cannot be numbered, while the living who have been rewarded may be summed +up with three figures. All which is the reverse in the case of men of +letters; for by skirts, to say nothing of sleeves, they all find means of +support; so that though the soldier has more to endure, his reward is +much less. But against all this it may be urged that it is easier to +reward two thousand soldiers, for the former may be remunerated by giving +them places, which must perforce be conferred upon men of their calling, +while the latter can only be recompensed out of the very property of the +master they serve; but this impossibility only strengthens my argument. + +"Putting this, however, aside, for it is a puzzling question for which it +is difficult to find a solution, let us return to the superiority of arms +over letters, a matter still undecided, so many are the arguments put +forward on each side; for besides those I have mentioned, letters say +that without them arms cannot maintain themselves, for war, too, has its +laws and is governed by them, and laws belong to the domain of letters +and men of letters. To this arms make answer that without them laws +cannot be maintained, for by arms states are defended, kingdoms +preserved, cities protected, roads made safe, seas cleared of pirates; +and, in short, if it were not for them, states, kingdoms, monarchies, +cities, ways by sea and land would be exposed to the violence and +confusion which war brings with it, so long as it lasts and is free to +make use of its privileges and powers. And then it is plain that whatever +costs most is valued and deserves to be valued most. To attain to +eminence in letters costs a man time, watching, hunger, nakedness, +headaches, indigestions, and other things of the sort, some of which I +have already referred to. But for a man to come in the ordinary course of +things to be a good soldier costs him all the student suffers, and in an +incomparably higher degree, for at every step he runs the risk of losing +his life. For what dread of want or poverty that can reach or harass the +student can compare with what the soldier feels, who finds himself +beleaguered in some stronghold mounting guard in some ravelin or +cavalier, knows that the enemy is pushing a mine towards the post where +he is stationed, and cannot under any circumstances retire or fly from +the imminent danger that threatens him? All he can do is to inform his +captain of what is going on so that he may try to remedy it by a +counter-mine, and then stand his ground in fear and expectation of the +moment when he will fly up to the clouds without wings and descend into +the deep against his will. And if this seems a trifling risk, let us see +whether it is equalled or surpassed by the encounter of two galleys stem +to stem, in the midst of the open sea, locked and entangled one with the +other, when the soldier has no more standing room than two feet of the +plank of the spur; and yet, though he sees before him threatening him as +many ministers of death as there are cannon of the foe pointed at him, +not a lance length from his body, and sees too that with the first +heedless step he will go down to visit the profundities of Neptune's +bosom, still with dauntless heart, urged on by honour that nerves him, he +makes himself a target for all that musketry, and struggles to cross that +narrow path to the enemy's ship. And what is still more marvellous, no +sooner has one gone down into the depths he will never rise from till the +end of the world, than another takes his place; and if he too falls into +the sea that waits for him like an enemy, another and another will +succeed him without a moment's pause between their deaths: courage and +daring the greatest that all the chances of war can show. Happy the blest +ages that knew not the dread fury of those devilish engines of artillery, +whose inventor I am persuaded is in hell receiving the reward of his +diabolical invention, by which he made it easy for a base and cowardly +arm to take the life of a gallant gentleman; and that, when he knows not +how or whence, in the height of the ardour and enthusiasm that fire and +animate brave hearts, there should come some random bullet, discharged +perhaps by one who fled in terror at the flash when he fired off his +accursed machine, which in an instant puts an end to the projects and +cuts off the life of one who deserved to live for ages to come. And thus +when I reflect on this, I am almost tempted to say that in my heart I +repent of having adopted this profession of knight-errant in so +detestable an age as we live in now; for though no peril can make me +fear, still it gives me some uneasiness to think that powder and lead may +rob me of the opportunity of making myself famous and renowned throughout +the known earth by the might of my arm and the edge of my sword. But +Heaven's will be done; if I succeed in my attempt I shall be all the more +honoured, as I have faced greater dangers than the knights-errant of yore +exposed themselves to." + +All this lengthy discourse Don Quixote delivered while the others supped, +forgetting to raise a morsel to his lips, though Sancho more than once +told him to eat his supper, as he would have time enough afterwards to +say all he wanted. It excited fresh pity in those who had heard him to +see a man of apparently sound sense, and with rational views on every +subject he discussed, so hopelessly wanting in all, when his wretched +unlucky chivalry was in question. The curate told him he was quite right +in all he had said in favour of arms, and that he himself, though a man +of letters and a graduate, was of the same opinion. + +They finished their supper, the cloth was removed, and while the hostess, +her daughter, and Maritornes were getting Don Quixote of La Mancha's +garret ready, in which it was arranged that the women were to be +quartered by themselves for the night, Don Fernando begged the captive to +tell them the story of his life, for it could not fail to be strange and +interesting, to judge by the hints he had let fall on his arrival in +company with Zoraida. To this the captive replied that he would very +willingly yield to his request, only he feared his tale would not give +them as much pleasure as he wished; nevertheless, not to be wanting in +compliance, he would tell it. The curate and the others thanked him and +added their entreaties, and he finding himself so pressed said there was +no occasion ask, where a command had such weight, and added, "If your +worships will give me your attention you will hear a true story which, +perhaps, fictitious ones constructed with ingenious and studied art +cannot come up to." These words made them settle themselves in their +places and preserve a deep silence, and he seeing them waiting on his +words in mute expectation, began thus in a pleasant quiet voice. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIX. + +WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES + + +My family had its origin in a village in the mountains of Leon, and +nature had been kinder and more generous to it than fortune; though in +the general poverty of those communities my father passed for being even +a rich man; and he would have been so in reality had he been as clever in +preserving his property as he was in spending it. This tendency of his to +be liberal and profuse he had acquired from having been a soldier in his +youth, for the soldier's life is a school in which the niggard becomes +free-handed and the free-handed prodigal; and if any soldiers are to be +found who are misers, they are monsters of rare occurrence. My father +went beyond liberality and bordered on prodigality, a disposition by no +means advantageous to a married man who has children to succeed to his +name and position. My father had three, all sons, and all of sufficient +age to make choice of a profession. Finding, then, that he was unable to +resist his propensity, he resolved to divest himself of the instrument +and cause of his prodigality and lavishness, to divest himself of wealth, +without which Alexander himself would have seemed parsimonious; and so +calling us all three aside one day into a room, he addressed us in words +somewhat to the following effect: + +"My sons, to assure you that I love you, no more need be known or said +than that you are my sons; and to encourage a suspicion that I do not +love you, no more is needed than the knowledge that I have no +self-control as far as preservation of your patrimony is concerned; +therefore, that you may for the future feel sure that I love you like a +father, and have no wish to ruin you like a stepfather, I propose to do +with you what I have for some time back meditated, and after mature +deliberation decided upon. You are now of an age to choose your line of +life or at least make choice of a calling that will bring you honour and +profit when you are older; and what I have resolved to do is to divide my +property into four parts; three I will give to you, to each his portion +without making any difference, and the other I will retain to live upon +and support myself for whatever remainder of life Heaven may be pleased +to grant me. But I wish each of you on taking possession of the share +that falls to him to follow one of the paths I shall indicate. In this +Spain of ours there is a proverb, to my mind very true--as they all are, +being short aphorisms drawn from long practical experience--and the one I +refer to says, 'The church, or the sea, or the king's house;' as much as +to say, in plainer language, whoever wants to flourish and become rich, +let him follow the church, or go to sea, adopting commerce as his +calling, or go into the king's service in his household, for they say, +'Better a king's crumb than a lord's favour.' I say so because it is my +will and pleasure that one of you should follow letters, another trade, +and the third serve the king in the wars, for it is a difficult matter to +gain admission to his service in his household, and if war does not bring +much wealth it confers great distinction and fame. Eight days hence I +will give you your full shares in money, without defrauding you of a +farthing, as you will see in the end. Now tell me if you are willing to +follow out my idea and advice as I have laid it before you." + +Having called upon me as the eldest to answer, I, after urging him not to +strip himself of his property but to spend it all as he pleased, for we +were young men able to gain our living, consented to comply with his +wishes, and said that mine were to follow the profession of arms and +thereby serve God and my king. My second brother having made the same +proposal, decided upon going to the Indies, embarking the portion that +fell to him in trade. The youngest, and in my opinion the wisest, said he +would rather follow the church, or go to complete his studies at +Salamanca. As soon as we had come to an understanding, and made choice of +our professions, my father embraced us all, and in the short time he +mentioned carried into effect all he had promised; and when he had given +to each his share, which as well as I remember was three thousand ducats +apiece in cash (for an uncle of ours bought the estate and paid for it +down, not to let it go out of the family), we all three on the same day +took leave of our good father; and at the same time, as it seemed to me +inhuman to leave my father with such scanty means in his old age, I +induced him to take two of my three thousand ducats, as the remainder +would be enough to provide me with all a soldier needed. My two brothers, +moved by my example, gave him each a thousand ducats, so that there was +left for my father four thousand ducats in money, besides three thousand, +the value of the portion that fell to him which he preferred to retain in +land instead of selling it. Finally, as I said, we took leave of him, and +of our uncle whom I have mentioned, not without sorrow and tears on both +sides, they charging us to let them know whenever an opportunity offered +how we fared, whether well or ill. We promised to do so, and when he had +embraced us and given us his blessing, one set out for Salamanca, the +other for Seville, and I for Alicante, where I had heard there was a +Genoese vessel taking in a cargo of wool for Genoa. + +It is now some twenty-two years since I left my father's house, and all +that time, though I have written several letters, I have had no news +whatever of him or of my brothers; my own adventures during that period I +will now relate briefly. I embarked at Alicante, reached Genoa after a +prosperous voyage, and proceeded thence to Milan, where I provided myself +with arms and a few soldier's accoutrements; thence it was my intention +to go and take service in Piedmont, but as I was already on the road to +Alessandria della Paglia, I learned that the great Duke of Alva was on +his way to Flanders. I changed my plans, joined him, served under him in +the campaigns he made, was present at the deaths of the Counts Egmont and +Horn, and was promoted to be ensign under a famous captain of +Guadalajara, Diego de Urbina by name. Some time after my arrival in +Flanders news came of the league that his Holiness Pope Pius V of happy +memory, had made with Venice and Spain against the common enemy, the +Turk, who had just then with his fleet taken the famous island of Cyprus, +which belonged to the Venetians, a loss deplorable and disastrous. It was +known as a fact that the Most Serene Don John of Austria, natural brother +of our good king Don Philip, was coming as commander-in-chief of the +allied forces, and rumours were abroad of the vast warlike preparations +which were being made, all which stirred my heart and filled me with a +longing to take part in the campaign which was expected; and though I had +reason to believe, and almost certain promises, that on the first +opportunity that presented itself I should be promoted to be captain, I +preferred to leave all and betake myself, as I did, to Italy; and it was +my good fortune that Don John had just arrived at Genoa, and was going on +to Naples to join the Venetian fleet, as he afterwards did at Messina. I +may say, in short, that I took part in that glorious expedition, promoted +by this time to be a captain of infantry, to which honourable charge my +good luck rather than my merits raised me; and that day--so fortunate for +Christendom, because then all the nations of the earth were disabused of +the error under which they lay in imagining the Turks to be invincible on +sea-on that day, I say, on which the Ottoman pride and arrogance were +broken, among all that were there made happy (for the Christians who died +that day were happier than those who remained alive and victorious) I +alone was miserable; for, instead of some naval crown that I might have +expected had it been in Roman times, on the night that followed that +famous day I found myself with fetters on my feet and manacles on my +hands. + +It happened in this way: El Uchali, the king of Algiers, a daring and +successful corsair, having attacked and taken the leading Maltese galley +(only three knights being left alive in it, and they badly wounded), the +chief galley of John Andrea, on board of which I and my company were +placed, came to its relief, and doing as was bound to do in such a case, +I leaped on board the enemy's galley, which, sheering off from that which +had attacked it, prevented my men from following me, and so I found +myself alone in the midst of my enemies, who were in such numbers that I +was unable to resist; in short I was taken, covered with wounds; El +Uchali, as you know, sirs, made his escape with his entire squadron, and +I was left a prisoner in his power, the only sad being among so many +filled with joy, and the only captive among so many free; for there were +fifteen thousand Christians, all at the oar in the Turkish fleet, that +regained their longed-for liberty that day. + +They carried me to Constantinople, where the Grand Turk, Selim, made my +master general at sea for having done his duty in the battle and carried +off as evidence of his bravery the standard of the Order of Malta. The +following year, which was the year seventy-two, I found myself at +Navarino rowing in the leading galley with the three lanterns. There I +saw and observed how the opportunity of capturing the whole Turkish fleet +in harbour was lost; for all the marines and janizzaries that belonged to +it made sure that they were about to be attacked inside the very harbour, +and had their kits and pasamaques, or shoes, ready to flee at once on +shore without waiting to be assailed, in so great fear did they stand of +our fleet. But Heaven ordered it otherwise, not for any fault or neglect +of the general who commanded on our side, but for the sins of +Christendom, and because it was God's will and pleasure that we should +always have instruments of punishment to chastise us. As it was, El +Uchali took refuge at Modon, which is an island near Navarino, and +landing forces fortified the mouth of the harbour and waited quietly +until Don John retired. On this expedition was taken the galley called +the Prize, whose captain was a son of the famous corsair Barbarossa. It +was taken by the chief Neapolitan galley called the She-wolf, commanded +by that thunderbolt of war, that father of his men, that successful and +unconquered captain Don Alvaro de Bazan, Marquis of Santa Cruz; and I +cannot help telling you what took place at the capture of the Prize. + +The son of Barbarossa was so cruel, and treated his slaves so badly, +that, when those who were at the oars saw that the She-wolf galley was +bearing down upon them and gaining upon them, they all at once dropped +their oars and seized their captain who stood on the stage at the end of +the gangway shouting to them to row lustily; and passing him on from +bench to bench, from the poop to the prow, they so bit him that before he +had got much past the mast his soul had already got to hell; so great, as +I said, was the cruelty with which he treated them, and the hatred with +which they hated him. + +We returned to Constantinople, and the following year, seventy-three, it +became known that Don John had seized Tunis and taken the kingdom from +the Turks, and placed Muley Hamet in possession, putting an end to the +hopes which Muley Hamida, the cruelest and bravest Moor in the world, +entertained of returning to reign there. The Grand Turk took the loss +greatly to heart, and with the cunning which all his race possess, he +made peace with the Venetians (who were much more eager for it than he +was), and the following year, seventy-four, he attacked the Goletta and +the fort which Don John had left half built near Tunis. While all these +events were occurring, I was labouring at the oar without any hope of +freedom; at least I had no hope of obtaining it by ransom, for I was +firmly resolved not to write to my father telling him of my misfortunes. +At length the Goletta fell, and the fort fell, before which places there +were seventy-five thousand regular Turkish soldiers, and more than four +hundred thousand Moors and Arabs from all parts of Africa, and in the +train of all this great host such munitions and engines of war, and so +many pioneers that with their hands they might have covered the Goletta +and the fort with handfuls of earth. The first to fall was the Goletta, +until then reckoned impregnable, and it fell, not by any fault of its +defenders, who did all that they could and should have done, but because +experiment proved how easily entrenchments could be made in the desert +sand there; for water used to be found at two palms depth, while the +Turks found none at two yards; and so by means of a quantity of sandbags +they raised their works so high that they commanded the walls of the +fort, sweeping them as if from a cavalier, so that no one was able to +make a stand or maintain the defence. + +It was a common opinion that our men should not have shut themselves up +in the Goletta, but should have waited in the open at the landing-place; +but those who say so talk at random and with little knowledge of such +matters; for if in the Goletta and in the fort there were barely seven +thousand soldiers, how could such a small number, however resolute, sally +out and hold their own against numbers like those of the enemy? And how +is it possible to help losing a stronghold that is not relieved, above +all when surrounded by a host of determined enemies in their own country? +But many thought, and I thought so too, that it was special favour and +mercy which Heaven showed to Spain in permitting the destruction of that +source and hiding place of mischief, that devourer, sponge, and moth of +countless money, fruitlessly wasted there to no other purpose save +preserving the memory of its capture by the invincible Charles V; as if +to make that eternal, as it is and will be, these stones were needed to +support it. The fort also fell; but the Turks had to win it inch by inch, +for the soldiers who defended it fought so gallantly and stoutly that the +number of the enemy killed in twenty-two general assaults exceeded +twenty-five thousand. Of three hundred that remained alive not one was +taken unwounded, a clear and manifest proof of their gallantry and +resolution, and how sturdily they had defended themselves and held their +post. A small fort or tower which was in the middle of the lagoon under +the command of Don Juan Zanoguera, a Valencian gentleman and a famous +soldier, capitulated upon terms. They took prisoner Don Pedro +Puertocarrero, commandant of the Goletta, who had done all in his power +to defend his fortress, and took the loss of it so much to heart that he +died of grief on the way to Constantinople, where they were carrying him +a prisoner. They also took the commandant of the fort, Gabrio Cerbellon +by name, a Milanese gentleman, a great engineer and a very brave soldier. +In these two fortresses perished many persons of note, among whom was +Pagano Doria, knight of the Order of St. John, a man of generous +disposition, as was shown by his extreme liberality to his brother, the +famous John Andrea Doria; and what made his death the more sad was that +he was slain by some Arabs to whom, seeing that the fort was now lost, he +entrusted himself, and who offered to conduct him in the disguise of a +Moor to Tabarca, a small fort or station on the coast held by the Genoese +employed in the coral fishery. These Arabs cut off his head and carried +it to the commander of the Turkish fleet, who proved on them the truth of +our Castilian proverb, that "though the treason may please, the traitor +is hated;" for they say he ordered those who brought him the present to +be hanged for not having brought him alive. + +Among the Christians who were taken in the fort was one named Don Pedro +de Aguilar, a native of some place, I know not what, in Andalusia, who +had been ensign in the fort, a soldier of great repute and rare +intelligence, who had in particular a special gift for what they call +poetry. I say so because his fate brought him to my galley and to my +bench, and made him a slave to the same master; and before we left the +port this gentleman composed two sonnets by way of epitaphs, one on the +Goletta and the other on the fort; indeed, I may as well repeat them, for +I have them by heart, and I think they will be liked rather than +disliked. + +The instant the captive mentioned the name of Don Pedro de Aguilar, Don +Fernando looked at his companions and they all three smiled; and when he +came to speak of the sonnets one of them said, "Before your worship +proceeds any further I entreat you to tell me what became of that Don +Pedro de Aguilar you have spoken of." + +"All I know is," replied the captive, "that after having been in +Constantinople two years, he escaped in the disguise of an Arnaut, in +company with a Greek spy; but whether he regained his liberty or not I +cannot tell, though I fancy he did, because a year afterwards I saw the +Greek at Constantinople, though I was unable to ask him what the result +of the journey was." + +"Well then, you are right," returned the gentleman, "for that Don Pedro +is my brother, and he is now in our village in good health, rich, +married, and with three children." + +"Thanks be to God for all the mercies he has shown him," said the +captive; "for to my mind there is no happiness on earth to compare with +recovering lost liberty." + +"And what is more," said the gentleman, "I know the sonnets my brother +made." + +"Then let your worship repeat them," said the captive, "for you will +recite them better than I can." + +"With all my heart," said the gentleman; "that on the Goletta runs thus." + + + + +CHAPTER XL. + +IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED. + + +SONNET + +"Blest souls, that, from this mortal husk set free, + In guerdon of brave deeds beatified, + Above this lowly orb of ours abide +Made heirs of heaven and immortality, +With noble rage and ardour glowing ye + Your strength, while strength was yours, in battle plied, + And with your own blood and the foeman's dyed +The sandy soil and the encircling sea. +It was the ebbing life-blood first that failed +The weary arms; the stout hearts never quailed. + Though vanquished, yet ye earned the victor's crown: +Though mourned, yet still triumphant was your fall +For there ye won, between the sword and wall, + In Heaven glory and on earth renown." +"That is it exactly, according to my recollection," said the captive. + +"Well then, that on the fort," said the gentleman, "if my memory serves +me, goes thus: + +SONNET + +"Up from this wasted soil, this shattered shell, + Whose walls and towers here in ruin lie, + Three thousand soldier souls took wing on high, +In the bright mansions of the blest to dwell. +The onslaught of the foeman to repel + By might of arm all vainly did they try, + And when at length 'twas left them but to die, +Wearied and few the last defenders fell. +And this same arid soil hath ever been +A haunt of countless mournful memories, + As well in our day as in days of yore. +But never yet to Heaven it sent, I ween, +From its hard bosom purer souls than these, + Or braver bodies on its surface bore." + +The sonnets were not disliked, and the captive was rejoiced at the +tidings they gave him of his comrade, and continuing his tale, he went on +to say: + +The Goletta and the fort being thus in their hands, the Turks gave orders +to dismantle the Goletta--for the fort was reduced to such a state that +there was nothing left to level--and to do the work more quickly and +easily they mined it in three places; but nowhere were they able to blow +up the part which seemed to be the least strong, that is to say, the old +walls, while all that remained standing of the new fortifications that +the Fratin had made came to the ground with the greatest ease. Finally +the fleet returned victorious and triumphant to Constantinople, and a few +months later died my master, El Uchali, otherwise Uchali Fartax, which +means in Turkish "the scabby renegade;" for that he was; it is the +practice with the Turks to name people from some defect or virtue they +may possess; the reason being that there are among them only four +surnames belonging to families tracing their descent from the Ottoman +house, and the others, as I have said, take their names and surnames +either from bodily blemishes or moral qualities. This "scabby one" rowed +at the oar as a slave of the Grand Signor's for fourteen years, and when +over thirty-four years of age, in resentment at having been struck by a +Turk while at the oar, turned renegade and renounced his faith in order +to be able to revenge himself; and such was his valour that, without +owing his advancement to the base ways and means by which most favourites +of the Grand Signor rise to power, he came to be king of Algiers, and +afterwards general-on-sea, which is the third place of trust in the +realm. He was a Calabrian by birth, and a worthy man morally, and he +treated his slaves with great humanity. He had three thousand of them, +and after his death they were divided, as he directed by his will, +between the Grand Signor (who is heir of all who die and shares with the +children of the deceased) and his renegades. I fell to the lot of a +Venetian renegade who, when a cabin boy on board a ship, had been taken +by Uchali and was so much beloved by him that he became one of his most +favoured youths. He came to be the most cruel renegade I ever saw: his +name was Hassan Aga, and he grew very rich and became king of Algiers. +With him I went there from Constantinople, rather glad to be so near +Spain, not that I intended to write to anyone about my unhappy lot, but +to try if fortune would be kinder to me in Algiers than in +Constantinople, where I had attempted in a thousand ways to escape +without ever finding a favourable time or chance; but in Algiers I +resolved to seek for other means of effecting the purpose I cherished so +dearly; for the hope of obtaining my liberty never deserted me; and when +in my plots and schemes and attempts the result did not answer my +expectations, without giving way to despair I immediately began to look +out for or conjure up some new hope to support me, however faint or +feeble it might be. + +In this way I lived on immured in a building or prison called by the +Turks a bano in which they confine the Christian captives, as well those +that are the king's as those belonging to private individuals, and also +what they call those of the Almacen, which is as much as to say the +slaves of the municipality, who serve the city in the public works and +other employments; but captives of this kind recover their liberty with +great difficulty, for, as they are public property and have no particular +master, there is no one with whom to treat for their ransom, even though +they may have the means. To these banos, as I have said, some private +individuals of the town are in the habit of bringing their captives, +especially when they are to be ransomed; because there they can keep them +in safety and comfort until their ransom arrives. The king's captives +also, that are on ransom, do not go out to work with the rest of the +crew, unless when their ransom is delayed; for then, to make them write +for it more pressingly, they compel them to work and go for wood, which +is no light labour. + +I, however, was one of those on ransom, for when it was discovered that I +was a captain, although I declared my scanty means and want of fortune, +nothing could dissuade them from including me among the gentlemen and +those waiting to be ransomed. They put a chain on me, more as a mark of +this than to keep me safe, and so I passed my life in that bano with +several other gentlemen and persons of quality marked out as held to +ransom; but though at times, or rather almost always, we suffered from +hunger and scanty clothing, nothing distressed us so much as hearing and +seeing at every turn the unexampled and unheard-of cruelties my master +inflicted upon the Christians. Every day he hanged a man, impaled one, +cut off the ears of another; and all with so little provocation, or so +entirely without any, that the Turks acknowledged he did it merely for +the sake of doing it, and because he was by nature murderously disposed +towards the whole human race. The only one that fared at all well with +him was a Spanish soldier, something de Saavedra by name, to whom he +never gave a blow himself, or ordered a blow to be given, or addressed a +hard word, although he had done things that will dwell in the memory of +the people there for many a year, and all to recover his liberty; and for +the least of the many things he did we all dreaded that he would be +impaled, and he himself was in fear of it more than once; and only that +time does not allow, I could tell you now something of what that soldier +did, that would interest and astonish you much more than the narration of +my own tale. + +To go on with my story; the courtyard of our prison was overlooked by the +windows of the house belonging to a wealthy Moor of high position; and +these, as is usual in Moorish houses, were rather loopholes than windows, +and besides were covered with thick and close lattice-work. It so +happened, then, that as I was one day on the terrace of our prison with +three other comrades, trying, to pass away the time, how far we could +leap with our chains, we being alone, for all the other Christians had +gone out to work, I chanced to raise my eyes, and from one of these +little closed windows I saw a reed appear with a cloth attached to the +end of it, and it kept waving to and fro, and moving as if making signs +to us to come and take it. We watched it, and one of those who were with +me went and stood under the reed to see whether they would let it drop, +or what they would do, but as he did so the reed was raised and moved +from side to side, as if they meant to say "no" by a shake of the head. +The Christian came back, and it was again lowered, making the same +movements as before. Another of my comrades went, and with him the same +happened as with the first, and then the third went forward, but with the +same result as the first and second. Seeing this I did not like not to +try my luck, and as soon as I came under the reed it was dropped and fell +inside the bano at my feet. I hastened to untie the cloth, in which I +perceived a knot, and in this were ten cianis, which are coins of base +gold, current among the Moors, and each worth ten reals of our money. + +It is needless to say I rejoiced over this godsend, and my joy was not +less than my wonder as I strove to imagine how this good fortune could +have come to us, but to me specially; for the evident unwillingness to +drop the reed for any but me showed that it was for me the favour was +intended. I took my welcome money, broke the reed, and returned to the +terrace, and looking up at the window, I saw a very white hand put out +that opened and shut very quickly. From this we gathered or fancied that +it must be some woman living in that house that had done us this +kindness, and to show that we were grateful for it, we made salaams after +the fashion of the Moors, bowing the head, bending the body, and crossing +the arms on the breast. Shortly afterwards at the same window a small +cross made of reeds was put out and immediately withdrawn. This sign led +us to believe that some Christian woman was a captive in the house, and +that it was she who had been so good to us; but the whiteness of the hand +and the bracelets we had perceived made us dismiss that idea, though we +thought it might be one of the Christian renegades whom their masters +very often take as lawful wives, and gladly, for they prefer them to the +women of their own nation. In all our conjectures we were wide of the +truth; so from that time forward our sole occupation was watching and +gazing at the window where the cross had appeared to us, as if it were +our pole-star; but at least fifteen days passed without our seeing either +it or the hand, or any other sign and though meanwhile we endeavoured +with the utmost pains to ascertain who it was that lived in the house, +and whether there were any Christian renegade in it, nobody could ever +tell us anything more than that he who lived there was a rich Moor of +high position, Hadji Morato by name, formerly alcaide of La Pata, an +office of high dignity among them. But when we least thought it was going +to rain any more cianis from that quarter, we saw the reed suddenly +appear with another cloth tied in a larger knot attached to it, and this +at a time when, as on the former occasion, the bano was deserted and +unoccupied. + +We made trial as before, each of the same three going forward before I +did; but the reed was delivered to none but me, and on my approach it was +let drop. I untied the knot and I found forty Spanish gold crowns with a +paper written in Arabic, and at the end of the writing there was a large +cross drawn. I kissed the cross, took the crowns and returned to the +terrace, and we all made our salaams; again the hand appeared, I made +signs that I would read the paper, and then the window was closed. We +were all puzzled, though filled with joy at what had taken place; and as +none of us understood Arabic, great was our curiosity to know what the +paper contained, and still greater the difficulty of finding some one to +read it. At last I resolved to confide in a renegade, a native of Murcia, +who professed a very great friendship for me, and had given pledges that +bound him to keep any secret I might entrust to him; for it is the custom +with some renegades, when they intend to return to Christian territory, +to carry about them certificates from captives of mark testifying, in +whatever form they can, that such and such a renegade is a worthy man who +has always shown kindness to Christians, and is anxious to escape on the +first opportunity that may present itself. Some obtain these testimonials +with good intentions, others put them to a cunning use; for when they go +to pillage on Christian territory, if they chance to be cast away, or +taken prisoners, they produce their certificates and say that from these +papers may be seen the object they came for, which was to remain on +Christian ground, and that it was to this end they joined the Turks in +their foray. In this way they escape the consequences of the first +outburst and make their peace with the Church before it does them any +harm, and then when they have the chance they return to Barbary to become +what they were before. Others, however, there are who procure these +papers and make use of them honestly, and remain on Christian soil. This +friend of mine, then, was one of these renegades that I have described; +he had certificates from all our comrades, in which we testified in his +favour as strongly as we could; and if the Moors had found the papers +they would have burned him alive. + +I knew that he understood Arabic very well, and could not only speak but +also write it; but before I disclosed the whole matter to him, I asked +him to read for me this paper which I had found by accident in a hole in +my cell. He opened it and remained some time examining it and muttering +to himself as he translated it. I asked him if he understood it, and he +told me he did perfectly well, and that if I wished him to tell me its +meaning word for word, I must give him pen and ink that he might do it +more satisfactorily. We at once gave him what he required, and he set +about translating it bit by bit, and when he had done he said: + +"All that is here in Spanish is what the Moorish paper contains, and you +must bear in mind that when it says 'Lela Marien' it means 'Our Lady the +Virgin Mary.'" + +We read the paper and it ran thus: + +"When I was a child my father had a slave who taught me to pray the +Christian prayer in my own language, and told me many things about Lela +Marien. The Christian died, and I know that she did not go to the fire, +but to Allah, because since then I have seen her twice, and she told me +to go to the land of the Christians to see Lela Marien, who had great +love for me. I know not how to go. I have seen many Christians, but +except thyself none has seemed to me to be a gentleman. I am young and +beautiful, and have plenty of money to take with me. See if thou canst +contrive how we may go, and if thou wilt thou shalt be my husband there, +and if thou wilt not it will not distress me, for Lela Marien will find +me some one to marry me. I myself have written this: have a care to whom +thou givest it to read: trust no Moor, for they are all perfidious. I am +greatly troubled on this account, for I would not have thee confide in +anyone, because if my father knew it he would at once fling me down a +well and cover me with stones. I will put a thread to the reed; tie the +answer to it, and if thou hast no one to write for thee in Arabic, tell +it to me by signs, for Lela Marien will make me understand thee. She and +Allah and this cross, which I often kiss as the captive bade me, protect +thee." + +Judge, sirs, whether we had reason for surprise and joy at the words of +this paper; and both one and the other were so great, that the renegade +perceived that the paper had not been found by chance, but had been in +reality addressed to some one of us, and he begged us, if what he +suspected were the truth, to trust him and tell him all, for he would +risk his life for our freedom; and so saying he took out from his breast +a metal crucifix, and with many tears swore by the God the image +represented, in whom, sinful and wicked as he was, he truly and +faithfully believed, to be loyal to us and keep secret whatever we chose +to reveal to him; for he thought and almost foresaw that by means of her +who had written that paper, he and all of us would obtain our liberty, +and he himself obtain the object he so much desired, his restoration to +the bosom of the Holy Mother Church, from which by his own sin and +ignorance he was now severed like a corrupt limb. The renegade said this +with so many tears and such signs of repentance, that with one consent we +all agreed to tell him the whole truth of the matter, and so we gave him +a full account of all, without hiding anything from him. We pointed out +to him the window at which the reed appeared, and he by that means took +note of the house, and resolved to ascertain with particular care who +lived in it. We agreed also that it would be advisable to answer the +Moorish lady's letter, and the renegade without a moment's delay took +down the words I dictated to him, which were exactly what I shall tell +you, for nothing of importance that took place in this affair has escaped +my memory, or ever will while life lasts. This, then, was the answer +returned to the Moorish lady: + +"The true Allah protect thee, Lady, and that blessed Marien who is the +true mother of God, and who has put it into thy heart to go to the land +of the Christians, because she loves thee. Entreat her that she be +pleased to show thee how thou canst execute the command she gives thee, +for she will, such is her goodness. On my own part, and on that of all +these Christians who are with me, I promise to do all that we can for +thee, even to death. Fail not to write to me and inform me what thou dost +mean to do, and I will always answer thee; for the great Allah has given +us a Christian captive who can speak and write thy language well, as thou +mayest see by this paper; without fear, therefore, thou canst inform us +of all thou wouldst. As to what thou sayest, that if thou dost reach the +land of the Christians thou wilt be my wife, I give thee my promise upon +it as a good Christian; and know that the Christians keep their promises +better than the Moors. Allah and Marien his mother watch over thee, my +Lady." + +The paper being written and folded I waited two days until the bano was +empty as before, and immediately repaired to the usual walk on the +terrace to see if there were any sign of the reed, which was not long in +making its appearance. As soon as I saw it, although I could not +distinguish who put it out, I showed the paper as a sign to attach the +thread, but it was already fixed to the reed, and to it I tied the paper; +and shortly afterwards our star once more made its appearance with the +white flag of peace, the little bundle. It was dropped, and I picked it +up, and found in the cloth, in gold and silver coins of all sorts, more +than fifty crowns, which fifty times more strengthened our joy and +doubled our hope of gaining our liberty. That very night our renegade +returned and said he had learned that the Moor we had been told of lived +in that house, that his name was Hadji Morato, that he was enormously +rich, that he had one only daughter the heiress of all his wealth, and +that it was the general opinion throughout the city that she was the most +beautiful woman in Barbary, and that several of the viceroys who came +there had sought her for a wife, but that she had been always unwilling +to marry; and he had learned, moreover, that she had a Christian slave +who was now dead; all which agreed with the contents of the paper. We +immediately took counsel with the renegade as to what means would have to +be adopted in order to carry off the Moorish lady and bring us all to +Christian territory; and in the end it was agreed that for the present we +should wait for a second communication from Zoraida (for that was the +name of her who now desires to be called Maria), because we saw clearly +that she and no one else could find a way out of all these difficulties. +When we had decided upon this the renegade told us not to be uneasy, for +he would lose his life or restore us to liberty. For four days the bano +was filled with people, for which reason the reed delayed its appearance +for four days, but at the end of that time, when the bano was, as it +generally was, empty, it appeared with the cloth so bulky that it +promised a happy birth. Reed and cloth came down to me, and I found +another paper and a hundred crowns in gold, without any other coin. The +renegade was present, and in our cell we gave him the paper to read, +which was to this effect: + +"I cannot think of a plan, senor, for our going to Spain, nor has Lela +Marien shown me one, though I have asked her. All that can be done is for +me to give you plenty of money in gold from this window. With it ransom +yourself and your friends, and let one of you go to the land of the +Christians, and there buy a vessel and come back for the others; and he +will find me in my father's garden, which is at the Babazon gate near the +seashore, where I shall be all this summer with my father and my +servants. You can carry me away from there by night without any danger, +and bring me to the vessel. And remember thou art to be my husband, else +I will pray to Marien to punish thee. If thou canst not trust anyone to +go for the vessel, ransom thyself and do thou go, for I know thou wilt +return more surely than any other, as thou art a gentleman and a +Christian. Endeavour to make thyself acquainted with the garden; and when +I see thee walking yonder I shall know that the bano is empty and I will +give thee abundance of money. Allah protect thee, senor." + +These were the words and contents of the second paper, and on hearing +them, each declared himself willing to be the ransomed one, and promised +to go and return with scrupulous good faith; and I too made the same +offer; but to all this the renegade objected, saying that he would not on +any account consent to one being set free before all went together, as +experience had taught him how ill those who have been set free keep +promises which they made in captivity; for captives of distinction +frequently had recourse to this plan, paying the ransom of one who was to +go to Valencia or Majorca with money to enable him to arm a bark and +return for the others who had ransomed him, but who never came back; for +recovered liberty and the dread of losing it again efface from the memory +all the obligations in the world. And to prove the truth of what he said, +he told us briefly what had happened to a certain Christian gentleman +almost at that very time, the strangest case that had ever occurred even +there, where astonishing and marvellous things are happening every +instant. In short, he ended by saying that what could and ought to be +done was to give the money intended for the ransom of one of us +Christians to him, so that he might with it buy a vessel there in Algiers +under the pretence of becoming a merchant and trader at Tetuan and along +the coast; and when master of the vessel, it would be easy for him to hit +on some way of getting us all out of the bano and putting us on board; +especially if the Moorish lady gave, as she said, money enough to ransom +all, because once free it would be the easiest thing in the world for us +to embark even in open day; but the greatest difficulty was that the +Moors do not allow any renegade to buy or own any craft, unless it be a +large vessel for going on roving expeditions, because they are afraid +that anyone who buys a small vessel, especially if he be a Spaniard, only +wants it for the purpose of escaping to Christian territory. This however +he could get over by arranging with a Tagarin Moor to go shares with him +in the purchase of the vessel, and in the profit on the cargo; and under +cover of this he could become master of the vessel, in which case he +looked upon all the rest as accomplished. But though to me and my +comrades it had seemed a better plan to send to Majorca for the vessel, +as the Moorish lady suggested, we did not dare to oppose him, fearing +that if we did not do as he said he would denounce us, and place us in +danger of losing all our lives if he were to disclose our dealings with +Zoraida, for whose life we would have all given our own. We therefore +resolved to put ourselves in the hands of God and in the renegade's; and +at the same time an answer was given to Zoraida, telling her that we +would do all she recommended, for she had given as good advice as if Lela +Marien had delivered it, and that it depended on her alone whether we +were to defer the business or put it in execution at once. I renewed my +promise to be her husband; and thus the next day that the bano chanced to +be empty she at different times gave us by means of the reed and cloth +two thousand gold crowns and a paper in which she said that the next +Juma, that is to say Friday, she was going to her father's garden, but +that before she went she would give us more money; and if it were not +enough we were to let her know, as she would give us as much as we asked, +for her father had so much he would not miss it, and besides she kept all +the keys. + +We at once gave the renegade five hundred crowns to buy the vessel, and +with eight hundred I ransomed myself, giving the money to a Valencian +merchant who happened to be in Algiers at the time, and who had me +released on his word, pledging it that on the arrival of the first ship +from Valencia he would pay my ransom; for if he had given the money at +once it would have made the king suspect that my ransom money had been +for a long time in Algiers, and that the merchant had for his own +advantage kept it secret. In fact my master was so difficult to deal with +that I dared not on any account pay down the money at once. The Thursday +before the Friday on which the fair Zoraida was to go to the garden she +gave us a thousand crowns more, and warned us of her departure, begging +me, if I were ransomed, to find out her father's garden at once, and by +all means to seek an opportunity of going there to see her. I answered in +a few words that I would do so, and that she must remember to commend us +to Lela Marien with all the prayers the captive had taught her. This +having been done, steps were taken to ransom our three comrades, so as to +enable them to quit the bano, and lest, seeing me ransomed and themselves +not, though the money was forthcoming, they should make a disturbance +about it and the devil should prompt them to do something that might +injure Zoraida; for though their position might be sufficient to relieve +me from this apprehension, nevertheless I was unwilling to run any risk +in the matter; and so I had them ransomed in the same way as I was, +handing over all the money to the merchant so that he might with safety +and confidence give security; without, however, confiding our arrangement +and secret to him, which might have been dangerous. + + + + +CHAPTER XLI. + +IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES + + +Before fifteen days were over our renegade had already purchased an +excellent vessel with room for more than thirty persons; and to make the +transaction safe and lend a colour to it, he thought it well to make, as +he did, a voyage to a place called Shershel, twenty leagues from Algiers +on the Oran side, where there is an extensive trade in dried figs. Two or +three times he made this voyage in company with the Tagarin already +mentioned. The Moors of Aragon are called Tagarins in Barbary, and those +of Granada Mudejars; but in the Kingdom of Fez they call the Mudejars +Elches, and they are the people the king chiefly employs in war. To +proceed: every time he passed with his vessel he anchored in a cove that +was not two crossbow shots from the garden where Zoraida was waiting; and +there the renegade, together with the two Moorish lads that rowed, used +purposely to station himself, either going through his prayers, or else +practising as a part what he meant to perform in earnest. And thus he +would go to Zoraida's garden and ask for fruit, which her father gave +him, not knowing him; but though, as he afterwards told me, he sought to +speak to Zoraida, and tell her who he was, and that by my orders he was +to take her to the land of the Christians, so that she might feel +satisfied and easy, he had never been able to do so; for the Moorish +women do not allow themselves to be seen by any Moor or Turk, unless +their husband or father bid them: with Christian captives they permit +freedom of intercourse and communication, even more than might be +considered proper. But for my part I should have been sorry if he had +spoken to her, for perhaps it might have alarmed her to find her affairs +talked of by renegades. But God, who ordered it otherwise, afforded no +opportunity for our renegade's well-meant purpose; and he, seeing how +safely he could go to Shershel and return, and anchor when and how and +where he liked, and that the Tagarin his partner had no will but his, and +that, now I was ransomed, all we wanted was to find some Christians to +row, told me to look out for any I should be willing to take with me, +over and above those who had been ransomed, and to engage them for the +next Friday, which he fixed upon for our departure. On this I spoke to +twelve Spaniards, all stout rowers, and such as could most easily leave +the city; but it was no easy matter to find so many just then, because +there were twenty ships out on a cruise and they had taken all the rowers +with them; and these would not have been found were it not that their +master remained at home that summer without going to sea in order to +finish a galliot that he had upon the stocks. To these men I said nothing +more than that the next Friday in the evening they were to come out +stealthily one by one and hang about Hadji Morato's garden, waiting for +me there until I came. These directions I gave each one separately, with +orders that if they saw any other Christians there they were not to say +anything to them except that I had directed them to wait at that spot. + +This preliminary having been settled, another still more necessary step +had to be taken, which was to let Zoraida know how matters stood that she +might be prepared and forewarned, so as not to be taken by surprise if we +were suddenly to seize upon her before she thought the Christians' vessel +could have returned. I determined, therefore, to go to the garden and try +if I could speak to her; and the day before my departure I went there +under the pretence of gathering herbs. The first person I met was her +father, who addressed me in the language that all over Barbary and even +in Constantinople is the medium between captives and Moors, and is +neither Morisco nor Castilian, nor of any other nation, but a mixture of +all languages, by means of which we can all understand one another. In +this sort of language, I say, he asked me what I wanted in his garden, +and to whom I belonged. I replied that I was a slave of the Arnaut Mami +(for I knew as a certainty that he was a very great friend of his), and +that I wanted some herbs to make a salad. He asked me then whether I were +on ransom or not, and what my master demanded for me. While these +questions and answers were proceeding, the fair Zoraida, who had already +perceived me some time before, came out of the house in the garden, and +as Moorish women are by no means particular about letting themselves be +seen by Christians, or, as I have said before, at all coy, she had no +hesitation in coming to where her father stood with me; moreover her +father, seeing her approaching slowly, called to her to come. It would be +beyond my power now to describe to you the great beauty, the high-bred +air, the brilliant attire of my beloved Zoraida as she presented herself +before my eyes. I will content myself with saying that more pearls hung +from her fair neck, her ears, and her hair than she had hairs on her +head. On her ankles, which as is customary were bare, she had carcajes +(for so bracelets or anklets are called in Morisco) of the purest gold, +set with so many diamonds that she told me afterwards her father valued +them at ten thousand doubloons, and those she had on her wrists were +worth as much more. The pearls were in profusion and very fine, for the +highest display and adornment of the Moorish women is decking themselves +with rich pearls and seed-pearls; and of these there are therefore more +among the Moors than among any other people. Zoraida's father had to the +reputation of possessing a great number, and the purest in all Algiers, +and of possessing also more than two hundred thousand Spanish crowns; and +she, who is now mistress of me only, was mistress of all this. Whether +thus adorned she would have been beautiful or not, and what she must have +been in her prosperity, may be imagined from the beauty remaining to her +after so many hardships; for, as everyone knows, the beauty of some women +has its times and its seasons, and is increased or diminished by chance +causes; and naturally the emotions of the mind will heighten or impair +it, though indeed more frequently they totally destroy it. In a word she +presented herself before me that day attired with the utmost splendour, +and supremely beautiful; at any rate, she seemed to me the most beautiful +object I had ever seen; and when, besides, I thought of all I owed to her +I felt as though I had before me some heavenly being come to earth to +bring me relief and happiness. + +As she approached her father told her in his own language that I was a +captive belonging to his friend the Arnaut Mami, and that I had come for +salad. + +She took up the conversation, and in that mixture of tongues I have +spoken of she asked me if I was a gentleman, and why I was not ransomed. + +I answered that I was already ransomed, and that by the price it might be +seen what value my master set on me, as I had given one thousand five +hundred zoltanis for me; to which she replied, "Hadst thou been my +father's, I can tell thee, I would not have let him part with thee for +twice as much, for you Christians always tell lies about yourselves and +make yourselves out poor to cheat the Moors." + +"That may be, lady," said I; "but indeed I dealt truthfully with my +master, as I do and mean to do with everybody in the world." + +"And when dost thou go?" said Zoraida. + +"To-morrow, I think," said I, "for there is a vessel here from France +which sails to-morrow, and I think I shall go in her." + +"Would it not be better," said Zoraida, "to wait for the arrival of ships +from Spain and go with them and not with the French who are not your +friends?" + +"No," said I; "though if there were intelligence that a vessel were now +coming from Spain it is true I might, perhaps, wait for it; however, it +is more likely I shall depart to-morrow, for the longing I feel to return +to my country and to those I love is so great that it will not allow me +to wait for another opportunity, however more convenient, if it be +delayed." + +"No doubt thou art married in thine own country," said Zoraida, "and for +that reason thou art anxious to go and see thy wife." + +"I am not married," I replied, "but I have given my promise to marry on +my arrival there." + +"And is the lady beautiful to whom thou hast given it?" said Zoraida. + +"So beautiful," said I, "that, to describe her worthily and tell thee the +truth, she is very like thee." + +At this her father laughed very heartily and said, "By Allah, Christian, +she must be very beautiful if she is like my daughter, who is the most +beautiful woman in all this kingdom: only look at her well and thou wilt +see I am telling the truth." + +Zoraida's father as the better linguist helped to interpret most of these +words and phrases, for though she spoke the bastard language, that, as I +have said, is employed there, she expressed her meaning more by signs +than by words. + +While we were still engaged in this conversation, a Moor came running up, +exclaiming that four Turks had leaped over the fence or wall of the +garden, and were gathering the fruit though it was not yet ripe. The old +man was alarmed and Zoraida too, for the Moors commonly, and, so to +speak, instinctively have a dread of the Turks, but particularly of the +soldiers, who are so insolent and domineering to the Moors who are under +their power that they treat them worse than if they were their slaves. +Her father said to Zoraida, "Daughter, retire into the house and shut +thyself in while I go and speak to these dogs; and thou, Christian, pick +thy herbs, and go in peace, and Allah bring thee safe to thy own +country." + +I bowed, and he went away to look for the Turks, leaving me alone with +Zoraida, who made as if she were about to retire as her father bade her; +but the moment he was concealed by the trees of the garden, turning to me +with her eyes full of tears she said, "Tameji, cristiano, tameji?" that is +to say, "Art thou going, Christian, art thou going?" + +I made answer, "Yes, lady, but not without thee, come what may: be on the +watch for me on the next Juma, and be not alarmed when thou seest us; for +most surely we shall go to the land of the Christians." + +This I said in such a way that she understood perfectly all that passed +between us, and throwing her arm round my neck she began with feeble +steps to move towards the house; but as fate would have it (and it might +have been very unfortunate if Heaven had not otherwise ordered it), just +as we were moving on in the manner and position I have described, with +her arm round my neck, her father, as he returned after having sent away +the Turks, saw how we were walking and we perceived that he saw us; but +Zoraida, ready and quickwitted, took care not to remove her arm from my +neck, but on the contrary drew closer to me and laid her head on my +breast, bending her knees a little and showing all the signs and tokens +of fainting, while I at the same time made it seem as though I were +supporting her against my will. Her father came running up to where we +were, and seeing his daughter in this state asked what was the matter +with her; she, however, giving no answer, he said, "No doubt she has +fainted in alarm at the entrance of those dogs," and taking her from mine +he drew her to his own breast, while she sighing, her eyes still wet with +tears, said again, "Ameji, cristiano, ameji"--"Go, Christian, go." To +this her father replied, "There is no need, daughter, for the Christian +to go, for he has done thee no harm, and the Turks have now gone; feel no +alarm, there is nothing to hurt thee, for as I say, the Turks at my +request have gone back the way they came." + +"It was they who terrified her, as thou hast said, senor," said I to her +father; "but since she tells me to go, I have no wish to displease her: +peace be with thee, and with thy leave I will come back to this garden +for herbs if need be, for my master says there are nowhere better herbs +for salad then here." + +"Come back for any thou hast need of," replied Hadji Morato; "for my +daughter does not speak thus because she is displeased with thee or any +Christian: she only meant that the Turks should go, not thou; or that it +was time for thee to look for thy herbs." + +With this I at once took my leave of both; and she, looking as though her +heart were breaking, retired with her father. While pretending to look +for herbs I made the round of the garden at my ease, and studied +carefully all the approaches and outlets, and the fastenings of the house +and everything that could be taken advantage of to make our task easy. + +Having done so I went and gave an account of all that had taken place to +the renegade and my comrades, and looked forward with impatience to the +hour when, all fear at an end, I should find myself in possession of the +prize which fortune held out to me in the fair and lovely Zoraida. The +time passed at length, and the appointed day we so longed for arrived; +and, all following out the arrangement and plan which, after careful +consideration and many a long discussion, we had decided upon, we +succeeded as fully as we could have wished; for on the Friday following +the day upon which I spoke to Zoraida in the garden, the renegade +anchored his vessel at nightfall almost opposite the spot where she was. +The Christians who were to row were ready and in hiding in different +places round about, all waiting for me, anxious and elated, and eager to +attack the vessel they had before their eyes; for they did not know the +renegade's plan, but expected that they were to gain their liberty by +force of arms and by killing the Moors who were on board the vessel. As +soon, then, as I and my comrades made our appearance, all those that were +in hiding seeing us came and joined us. It was now the time when the city +gates are shut, and there was no one to be seen in all the space outside. +When we were collected together we debated whether it would be better +first to go for Zoraida, or to make prisoners of the Moorish rowers who +rowed in the vessel; but while we were still uncertain our renegade came +up asking us what kept us, as it was now the time, and all the Moors were +off their guard and most of them asleep. We told him why we hesitated, +but he said it was of more importance first to secure the vessel, which +could be done with the greatest ease and without any danger, and then we +could go for Zoraida. We all approved of what he said, and so without +further delay, guided by him we made for the vessel, and he leaping on +board first, drew his cutlass and said in Morisco, "Let no one stir from +this if he does not want it to cost him his life." By this almost all the +Christians were on board, and the Moors, who were fainthearted, hearing +their captain speak in this way, were cowed, and without any one of them +taking to his arms (and indeed they had few or hardly any) they submitted +without saying a word to be bound by the Christians, who quickly secured +them, threatening them that if they raised any kind of outcry they would +be all put to the sword. This having been accomplished, and half of our +party being left to keep guard over them, the rest of us, again taking +the renegade as our guide, hastened towards Hadji Morato's garden, and as +good luck would have it, on trying the gate it opened as easily as if it +had not been locked; and so, quite quietly and in silence, we reached the +house without being perceived by anybody. The lovely Zoraida was watching +for us at a window, and as soon as she perceived that there were people +there, she asked in a low voice if we were "Nizarani," as much as to say +or ask if we were Christians. I answered that we were, and begged her to +come down. As soon as she recognised me she did not delay an instant, but +without answering a word came down immediately, opened the door and +presented herself before us all, so beautiful and so richly attired that +I cannot attempt to describe her. The moment I saw her I took her hand +and kissed it, and the renegade and my two comrades did the same; and the +rest, who knew nothing of the circumstances, did as they saw us do, for +it only seemed as if we were returning thanks to her, and recognising her +as the giver of our liberty. The renegade asked her in the Morisco +language if her father was in the house. She replied that he was and that +he was asleep. + +"Then it will be necessary to waken him and take him with us," said the +renegade, "and everything of value in this fair mansion." + +"Nay," said she, "my father must not on any account be touched, and there +is nothing in the house except what I shall take, and that will be quite +enough to enrich and satisfy all of you; wait a little and you shall +see," and so saying she went in, telling us she would return immediately +and bidding us keep quiet making any noise. + +I asked the renegade what had passed between them, and when he told me, I +declared that nothing should be done except in accordance with the wishes +of Zoraida, who now came back with a little trunk so full of gold crowns +that she could scarcely carry it. Unfortunately her father awoke while +this was going on, and hearing a noise in the garden, came to the window, +and at once perceiving that all those who were there were Christians, +raising a prodigiously loud outcry, he began to call out in Arabic, +"Christians, Christians! thieves, thieves!" by which cries we were all +thrown into the greatest fear and embarrassment; but the renegade seeing +the danger we were in and how important it was for him to effect his +purpose before we were heard, mounted with the utmost quickness to where +Hadji Morato was, and with him went some of our party; I, however, did +not dare to leave Zoraida, who had fallen almost fainting in my arms. To +be brief, those who had gone upstairs acted so promptly that in an +instant they came down, carrying Hadji Morato with his hands bound and a +napkin tied over his mouth, which prevented him from uttering a word, +warning him at the same time that to attempt to speak would cost him his +life. When his daughter caught sight of him she covered her eyes so as +not to see him, and her father was horror-stricken, not knowing how +willingly she had placed herself in our hands. But it was now most +essential for us to be on the move, and carefully and quickly we regained +the vessel, where those who had remained on board were waiting for us in +apprehension of some mishap having befallen us. It was barely two hours +after night set in when we were all on board the vessel, where the cords +were removed from the hands of Zoraida's father, and the napkin from his +mouth; but the renegade once more told him not to utter a word, or they +would take his life. He, when he saw his daughter there, began to sigh +piteously, and still more when he perceived that I held her closely +embraced and that she lay quiet without resisting or complaining, or +showing any reluctance; nevertheless he remained silent lest they should +carry into effect the repeated threats the renegade had addressed to him. + +Finding herself now on board, and that we were about to give way with the +oars, Zoraida, seeing her father there, and the other Moors bound, bade +the renegade ask me to do her the favour of releasing the Moors and +setting her father at liberty, for she would rather drown herself in the +sea than suffer a father that had loved her so dearly to be carried away +captive before her eyes and on her account. The renegade repeated this to +me, and I replied that I was very willing to do so; but he replied that +it was not advisable, because if they were left there they would at once +raise the country and stir up the city, and lead to the despatch of swift +cruisers in pursuit, and our being taken, by sea or land, without any +possibility of escape; and that all that could be done was to set them +free on the first Christian ground we reached. On this point we all +agreed; and Zoraida, to whom it was explained, together with the reasons +that prevented us from doing at once what she desired, was satisfied +likewise; and then in glad silence and with cheerful alacrity each of our +stout rowers took his oar, and commending ourselves to God with all our +hearts, we began to shape our course for the island of Majorca, the +nearest Christian land. Owing, however, to the Tramontana rising a +little, and the sea growing somewhat rough, it was impossible for us to +keep a straight course for Majorca, and we were compelled to coast in the +direction of Oran, not without great uneasiness on our part lest we +should be observed from the town of Shershel, which lies on that coast, +not more than sixty miles from Algiers. Moreover we were afraid of +meeting on that course one of the galliots that usually come with goods +from Tetuan; although each of us for himself and all of us together felt +confident that, if we were to meet a merchant galliot, so that it were +not a cruiser, not only should we not be lost, but that we should take a +vessel in which we could more safely accomplish our voyage. As we pursued +our course Zoraida kept her head between my hands so as not to see her +father, and I felt that she was praying to Lela Marien to help us. + +We might have made about thirty miles when daybreak found us some three +musket-shots off the land, which seemed to us deserted, and without +anyone to see us. For all that, however, by hard rowing we put out a +little to sea, for it was now somewhat calmer, and having gained about +two leagues the word was given to row by batches, while we ate something, +for the vessel was well provided; but the rowers said it was not a time +to take any rest; let food be served out to those who were not rowing, +but they would not leave their oars on any account. This was done, but +now a stiff breeze began to blow, which obliged us to leave off rowing +and make sail at once and steer for Oran, as it was impossible to make +any other course. All this was done very promptly, and under sail we ran +more than eight miles an hour without any fear, except that of coming +across some vessel out on a roving expedition. We gave the Moorish rowers +some food, and the renegade comforted them by telling them that they were +not held as captives, as we should set them free on the first +opportunity. + +The same was said to Zoraida's father, who replied, "Anything else, +Christian, I might hope for or think likely from your generosity and good +behaviour, but do not think me so simple as to imagine you will give me +my liberty; for you would have never exposed yourselves to the danger of +depriving me of it only to restore it to me so generously, especially as +you know who I am and the sum you may expect to receive on restoring it; +and if you will only name that, I here offer you all you require for +myself and for my unhappy daughter there; or else for her alone, for she +is the greatest and most precious part of my soul." + +As he said this he began to weep so bitterly that he filled us all with +compassion and forced Zoraida to look at him, and when she saw him +weeping she was so moved that she rose from my feet and ran to throw her +arms round him, and pressing her face to his, they both gave way to such +an outburst of tears that several of us were constrained to keep them +company. + +But when her father saw her in full dress and with all her jewels about +her, he said to her in his own language, "What means this, my daughter? +Last night, before this terrible misfortune in which we are plunged +befell us, I saw thee in thy everyday and indoor garments; and now, +without having had time to attire thyself, and without my bringing thee +any joyful tidings to furnish an occasion for adorning and bedecking +thyself, I see thee arrayed in the finest attire it would be in my power +to give thee when fortune was most kind to us. Answer me this; for it +causes me greater anxiety and surprise than even this misfortune itself." + +The renegade interpreted to us what the Moor said to his daughter; she, +however, returned him no answer. But when he observed in one corner of +the vessel the little trunk in which she used to keep her jewels, which +he well knew he had left in Algiers and had not brought to the garden, he +was still more amazed, and asked her how that trunk had come into our +hands, and what there was in it. To which the renegade, without waiting +for Zoraida to reply, made answer, "Do not trouble thyself by asking thy +daughter Zoraida so many questions, senor, for the one answer I will give +thee will serve for all; I would have thee know that she is a Christian, +and that it is she who has been the file for our chains and our deliverer +from captivity. She is here of her own free will, as glad, I imagine, to +find herself in this position as he who escapes from darkness into the +light, from death to life, and from suffering to glory." + +"Daughter, is this true, what he says?" cried the Moor. + +"It is," replied Zoraida. + +"That thou art in truth a Christian," said the old man, "and that thou +hast given thy father into the power of his enemies?" + +To which Zoraida made answer, "A Christian I am, but it is not I who have +placed thee in this position, for it never was my wish to leave thee or +do thee harm, but only to do good to myself." + +"And what good hast thou done thyself, daughter?" said he. + +"Ask thou that," said she, "of Lela Marien, for she can tell thee better +than I." + +The Moor had hardly heard these words when with marvellous quickness he +flung himself headforemost into the sea, where no doubt he would have +been drowned had not the long and full dress he wore held him up for a +little on the surface of the water. Zoraida cried aloud to us to save +him, and we all hastened to help, and seizing him by his robe we drew him +in half drowned and insensible, at which Zoraida was in such distress +that she wept over him as piteously and bitterly as though he were +already dead. We turned him upon his face and he voided a great quantity +of water, and at the end of two hours came to himself. Meanwhile, the +wind having changed we were compelled to head for the land, and ply our +oars to avoid being driven on shore; but it was our good fortune to reach +a creek that lies on one side of a small promontory or cape, called by +the Moors that of the "Cava rumia," which in our language means "the +wicked Christian woman;" for it is a tradition among them that La Cava, +through whom Spain was lost, lies buried at that spot; "cava" in their +language meaning "wicked woman," and "rumia" "Christian;" moreover, they +count it unlucky to anchor there when necessity compels them, and they +never do so otherwise. For us, however, it was not the resting-place of +the wicked woman but a haven of safety for our relief, so much had the +sea now got up. We posted a look-out on shore, and never let the oars out +of our hands, and ate of the stores the renegade had laid in, imploring +God and Our Lady with all our hearts to help and protect us, that we +might give a happy ending to a beginning so prosperous. At the entreaty +of Zoraida orders were given to set on shore her father and the other +Moors who were still bound, for she could not endure, nor could her +tender heart bear to see her father in bonds and her fellow-countrymen +prisoners before her eyes. We promised her to do this at the moment of +departure, for as it was uninhabited we ran no risk in releasing them at +that place. + +Our prayers were not so far in vain as to be unheard by Heaven, for after +a while the wind changed in our favour, and made the sea calm, inviting +us once more to resume our voyage with a good heart. Seeing this we +unbound the Moors, and one by one put them on shore, at which they were +filled with amazement; but when we came to land Zoraida's father, who had +now completely recovered his senses, he said: + +"Why is it, think ye, Christians, that this wicked woman is rejoiced at +your giving me my liberty? Think ye it is because of the affection she +bears me? Nay verily, it is only because of the hindrance my presence +offers to the execution of her base designs. And think not that it is her +belief that yours is better than ours that has led her to change her +religion; it is only because she knows that immodesty is more freely +practised in your country than in ours." Then turning to Zoraida, while I +and another of the Christians held him fast by both arms, lest he should +do some mad act, he said to her, "Infamous girl, misguided maiden, +whither in thy blindness and madness art thou going in the hands of these +dogs, our natural enemies? Cursed be the hour when I begot thee! Cursed +the luxury and indulgence in which I reared thee!" + +But seeing that he was not likely soon to cease I made haste to put him +on shore, and thence he continued his maledictions and lamentations +aloud; calling on Mohammed to pray to Allah to destroy us, to confound +us, to make an end of us; and when, in consequence of having made sail, +we could no longer hear what he said we could see what he did; how he +plucked out his beard and tore his hair and lay writhing on the ground. +But once he raised his voice to such a pitch that we were able to hear +what he said. "Come back, dear daughter, come back to shore; I forgive +thee all; let those men have the money, for it is theirs now, and come +back to comfort thy sorrowing father, who will yield up his life on this +barren strand if thou dost leave him." + +All this Zoraida heard, and heard with sorrow and tears, and all she +could say in answer was, "Allah grant that Lela Marien, who has made me +become a Christian, give thee comfort in thy sorrow, my father. Allah +knows that I could not do otherwise than I have done, and that these +Christians owe nothing to my will; for even had I wished not to accompany +them, but remain at home, it would have been impossible for me, so +eagerly did my soul urge me on to the accomplishment of this purpose, +which I feel to be as righteous as to thee, dear father, it seems +wicked." + +But neither could her father hear her nor we see him when she said this; +and so, while I consoled Zoraida, we turned our attention to our voyage, +in which a breeze from the right point so favoured us that we made sure +of finding ourselves off the coast of Spain on the morrow by daybreak. +But, as good seldom or never comes pure and unmixed, without being +attended or followed by some disturbing evil that gives a shock to it, +our fortune, or perhaps the curses which the Moor had hurled at his +daughter (for whatever kind of father they may come from these are always +to be dreaded), brought it about that when we were now in mid-sea, and +the night about three hours spent, as we were running with all sail set +and oars lashed, for the favouring breeze saved us the trouble of using +them, we saw by the light of the moon, which shone brilliantly, a +square-rigged vessel in full sail close to us, luffing up and standing +across our course, and so close that we had to strike sail to avoid +running foul of her, while they too put the helm hard up to let us pass. +They came to the side of the ship to ask who we were, whither we were +bound, and whence we came, but as they asked this in French our renegade +said, "Let no one answer, for no doubt these are French corsairs who +plunder all comers." + +Acting on this warning no one answered a word, but after we had gone a +little ahead, and the vessel was now lying to leeward, suddenly they +fired two guns, and apparently both loaded with chain-shot, for with one +they cut our mast in half and brought down both it and the sail into the +sea, and the other, discharged at the same moment, sent a ball into our +vessel amidships, staving her in completely, but without doing any +further damage. We, however, finding ourselves sinking began to shout for +help and call upon those in the ship to pick us up as we were beginning +to fill. They then lay to, and lowering a skiff or boat, as many as a +dozen Frenchmen, well armed with match-locks, and their matches burning, +got into it and came alongside; and seeing how few we were, and that our +vessel was going down, they took us in, telling us that this had come to +us through our incivility in not giving them an answer. Our renegade took +the trunk containing Zoraida's wealth and dropped it into the sea without +anyone perceiving what he did. In short we went on board with the +Frenchmen, who, after having ascertained all they wanted to know about +us, rifled us of everything we had, as if they had been our bitterest +enemies, and from Zoraida they took even the anklets she wore on her +feet; but the distress they caused her did not distress me so much as the +fear I was in that from robbing her of her rich and precious jewels they +would proceed to rob her of the most precious jewel that she valued more +than all. The desires, however, of those people do not go beyond money, +but of that their covetousness is insatiable, and on this occasion it was +carried to such a pitch that they would have taken even the clothes we +wore as captives if they had been worth anything to them. It was the +advice of some of them to throw us all into the sea wrapped up in a sail; +for their purpose was to trade at some of the ports of Spain, giving +themselves out as Bretons, and if they brought us alive they would be +punished as soon as the robbery was discovered; but the captain (who was +the one who had plundered my beloved Zoraida) said he was satisfied with +the prize he had got, and that he would not touch at any Spanish port, +but pass the Straits of Gibraltar by night, or as best he could, and make +for La Rochelle, from which he had sailed. So they agreed by common +consent to give us the skiff belonging to their ship and all we required +for the short voyage that remained to us, and this they did the next day +on coming in sight of the Spanish coast, with which, and the joy we felt, +all our sufferings and miseries were as completely forgotten as if they +had never been endured by us, such is the delight of recovering lost +liberty. + +It may have been about mid-day when they placed us in the boat, giving us +two kegs of water and some biscuit; and the captain, moved by I know not +what compassion, as the lovely Zoraida was about to embark, gave her some +forty gold crowns, and would not permit his men to take from her those +same garments which she has on now. We got into the boat, returning them +thanks for their kindness to us, and showing ourselves grateful rather +than indignant. They stood out to sea, steering for the straits; we, +without looking to any compass save the land we had before us, set +ourselves to row with such energy that by sunset we were so near that we +might easily, we thought, land before the night was far advanced. But as +the moon did not show that night, and the sky was clouded, and as we knew +not whereabouts we were, it did not seem to us a prudent thing to make +for the shore, as several of us advised, saying we ought to run ourselves +ashore even if it were on rocks and far from any habitation, for in this +way we should be relieved from the apprehensions we naturally felt of the +prowling vessels of the Tetuan corsairs, who leave Barbary at nightfall +and are on the Spanish coast by daybreak, where they commonly take some +prize, and then go home to sleep in their own houses. But of the +conflicting counsels the one which was adopted was that we should +approach gradually, and land where we could if the sea were calm enough +to permit us. This was done, and a little before midnight we drew near to +the foot of a huge and lofty mountain, not so close to the sea but that +it left a narrow space on which to land conveniently. We ran our boat up +on the sand, and all sprang out and kissed the ground, and with tears of +joyful satisfaction returned thanks to God our Lord for all his +incomparable goodness to us on our voyage. We took out of the boat the +provisions it contained, and drew it up on the shore, and then climbed a +long way up the mountain, for even there we could not feel easy in our +hearts, or persuade ourselves that it was Christian soil that was now +under our feet. + +The dawn came, more slowly, I think, than we could have wished; we +completed the ascent in order to see if from the summit any habitation or +any shepherds' huts could be discovered, but strain our eyes as we might, +neither dwelling, nor human being, nor path nor road could we perceive. +However, we determined to push on farther, as it could not but be that +ere long we must see some one who could tell us where we were. But what +distressed me most was to see Zoraida going on foot over that rough +ground; for though I once carried her on my shoulders, she was more +wearied by my weariness than rested by the rest; and so she would never +again allow me to undergo the exertion, and went on very patiently and +cheerfully, while I led her by the hand. We had gone rather less than a +quarter of a league when the sound of a little bell fell on our ears, a +clear proof that there were flocks hard by, and looking about carefully +to see if any were within view, we observed a young shepherd tranquilly +and unsuspiciously trimming a stick with his knife at the foot of a cork +tree. We called to him, and he, raising his head, sprang nimbly to his +feet, for, as we afterwards learned, the first who presented themselves +to his sight were the renegade and Zoraida, and seeing them in Moorish +dress he imagined that all the Moors of Barbary were upon him; and +plunging with marvellous swiftness into the thicket in front of him, he +began to raise a prodigious outcry, exclaiming, "The Moors--the Moors +have landed! To arms, to arms!" We were all thrown into perplexity by +these cries, not knowing what to do; but reflecting that the shouts of +the shepherd would raise the country and that the mounted coast-guard +would come at once to see what was the matter, we agreed that the +renegade must strip off his Turkish garments and put on a captive's +jacket or coat which one of our party gave him at once, though he himself +was reduced to his shirt; and so commending ourselves to God, we followed +the same road which we saw the shepherd take, expecting every moment that +the coast-guard would be down upon us. Nor did our expectation deceive +us, for two hours had not passed when, coming out of the brushwood into +the open ground, we perceived some fifty mounted men swiftly approaching +us at a hand-gallop. As soon as we saw them we stood still, waiting for +them; but as they came close and, instead of the Moors they were in quest +of, saw a set of poor Christians, they were taken aback, and one of them +asked if it could be we who were the cause of the shepherd having raised +the call to arms. I said "Yes," and as I was about to explain to him what +had occurred, and whence we came and who we were, one of the Christians +of our party recognised the horseman who had put the question to us, and +before I could say anything more he exclaimed: + +"Thanks be to God, sirs, for bringing us to such good quarters; for, if I +do not deceive myself, the ground we stand on is that of Velez Malaga +unless, indeed, all my years of captivity have made me unable to +recollect that you, senor, who ask who we are, are Pedro de Bustamante, +my uncle." + +The Christian captive had hardly uttered these words, when the horseman +threw himself off his horse, and ran to embrace the young man, crying: + +"Nephew of my soul and life! I recognise thee now; and long have I +mourned thee as dead, I, and my sister, thy mother, and all thy kin that +are still alive, and whom God has been pleased to preserve that they may +enjoy the happiness of seeing thee. We knew long since that thou wert in +Algiers, and from the appearance of thy garments and those of all this +company, I conclude that ye have had a miraculous restoration to +liberty." + +"It is true," replied the young man, "and by-and-by we will tell you +all." + +As soon as the horsemen understood that we were Christian captives, they +dismounted from their horses, and each offered his to carry us to the +city of Velez Malaga, which was a league and a half distant. Some of them +went to bring the boat to the city, we having told them where we had left +it; others took us up behind them, and Zoraida was placed on the horse of +the young man's uncle. The whole town came out to meet us, for they had +by this time heard of our arrival from one who had gone on in advance. +They were not astonished to see liberated captives or captive Moors, for +people on that coast are well used to see both one and the other; but +they were astonished at the beauty of Zoraida, which was just then +heightened, as well by the exertion of travelling as by joy at finding +herself on Christian soil, and relieved of all fear of being lost; for +this had brought such a glow upon her face, that unless my affection for +her were deceiving me, I would venture to say that there was not a more +beautiful creature in the world--at least, that I had ever seen. We went +straight to the church to return thanks to God for the mercies we had +received, and when Zoraida entered it she said there were faces there +like Lela Marien's. We told her they were her images; and as well as he +could the renegade explained to her what they meant, that she might adore +them as if each of them were the very same Lela Marien that had spoken to +her; and she, having great intelligence and a quick and clear instinct, +understood at once all he said to her about them. Thence they took us +away and distributed us all in different houses in the town; but as for +the renegade, Zoraida, and myself, the Christian who came with us brought +us to the house of his parents, who had a fair share of the gifts of +fortune, and treated us with as much kindness as they did their own son. + +We remained six days in Velez, at the end of which the renegade, having +informed himself of all that was requisite for him to do, set out for the +city of Granada to restore himself to the sacred bosom of the Church +through the medium of the Holy Inquisition. The other released captives +took their departures, each the way that seemed best to him, and Zoraida +and I were left alone, with nothing more than the crowns which the +courtesy of the Frenchman had bestowed upon Zoraida, out of which I +bought the beast on which she rides; and, I for the present attending her +as her father and squire and not as her husband, we are now going to +ascertain if my father is living, or if any of my brothers has had better +fortune than mine has been; though, as Heaven has made me the companion +of Zoraida, I think no other lot could be assigned to me, however happy, +that I would rather have. The patience with which she endures the +hardships that poverty brings with it, and the eagerness she shows to +become a Christian, are such that they fill me with admiration, and bind +me to serve her all my life; though the happiness I feel in seeing myself +hers, and her mine, is disturbed and marred by not knowing whether I +shall find any corner to shelter her in my own country, or whether time +and death may not have made such changes in the fortunes and lives of my +father and brothers, that I shall hardly find anyone who knows me, if +they are not alive. + +I have no more of my story to tell you, gentlemen; whether it be an +interesting or a curious one let your better judgments decide; all I can +say is I would gladly have told it to you more briefly; although my fear +of wearying you has made me leave out more than one circumstance. + + + + +CHAPTER XLII. + +WHICH TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, AND OF SEVERAL OTHER +THINGS WORTH KNOWING + + +With these words the captive held his peace, and Don Fernando said to +him, "In truth, captain, the manner in which you have related this +remarkable adventure has been such as befitted the novelty and +strangeness of the matter. The whole story is curious and uncommon, and +abounds with incidents that fill the hearers with wonder and +astonishment; and so great is the pleasure we have found in listening to +it that we should be glad if it were to begin again, even though +to-morrow were to find us still occupied with the same tale." And while +he said this Cardenio and the rest of them offered to be of service to +him in any way that lay in their power, and in words and language so +kindly and sincere that the captain was much gratified by their +good-will. In particular Don Fernando offered, if he would go back with +him, to get his brother the marquis to become godfather at the baptism of +Zoraida, and on his own part to provide him with the means of making his +appearance in his own country with the credit and comfort he was entitled +to. For all this the captive returned thanks very courteously, although +he would not accept any of their generous offers. + +By this time night closed in, and as it did, there came up to the inn a +coach attended by some men on horseback, who demanded accommodation; to +which the landlady replied that there was not a hand's breadth of the +whole inn unoccupied. + +"Still, for all that," said one of those who had entered on horseback, +"room must be found for his lordship the Judge here." + +At this name the landlady was taken aback, and said, "Senor, the fact is +I have no beds; but if his lordship the Judge carries one with him, as no +doubt he does, let him come in and welcome; for my husband and I will +give up our room to accommodate his worship." + +"Very good, so be it," said the squire; but in the meantime a man had got +out of the coach whose dress indicated at a glance the office and post he +held, for the long robe with ruffled sleeves that he wore showed that he +was, as his servant said, a Judge of appeal. He led by the hand a young +girl in a travelling dress, apparently about sixteen years of age, and of +such a high-bred air, so beautiful and so graceful, that all were filled +with admiration when she made her appearance, and but for having seen +Dorothea, Luscinda, and Zoraida, who were there in the inn, they would +have fancied that a beauty like that of this maiden's would have been +hard to find. Don Quixote was present at the entrance of the Judge with +the young lady, and as soon as he saw him he said, "Your worship may with +confidence enter and take your ease in this castle; for though the +accommodation be scanty and poor, there are no quarters so cramped or +inconvenient that they cannot make room for arms and letters; above all +if arms and letters have beauty for a guide and leader, as letters +represented by your worship have in this fair maiden, to whom not only +ought castles to throw themselves open and yield themselves up, but rocks +should rend themselves asunder and mountains divide and bow themselves +down to give her a reception. Enter, your worship, I say, into this +paradise, for here you will find stars and suns to accompany the heaven +your worship brings with you, here you will find arms in their supreme +excellence, and beauty in its highest perfection." + +The Judge was struck with amazement at the language of Don Quixote, whom +he scrutinized very carefully, no less astonished by his figure than by +his talk; and before he could find words to answer him he had a fresh +surprise, when he saw opposite to him Luscinda, Dorothea, and Zoraida, +who, having heard of the new guests and of the beauty of the young lady, +had come to see her and welcome her; Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the +curate, however, greeted him in a more intelligible and polished style. +In short, the Judge made his entrance in a state of bewilderment, as well +with what he saw as what he heard, and the fair ladies of the inn gave +the fair damsel a cordial welcome. On the whole he could perceive that +all who were there were people of quality; but with the figure, +countenance, and bearing of Don Quixote he was at his wits' end; and all +civilities having been exchanged, and the accommodation of the inn +inquired into, it was settled, as it had been before settled, that all +the women should retire to the garret that has been already mentioned, +and that the men should remain outside as if to guard them; the Judge, +therefore, was very well pleased to allow his daughter, for such the +damsel was, to go with the ladies, which she did very willingly; and with +part of the host's narrow bed and half of what the Judge had brought with +him, they made a more comfortable arrangement for the night than they had +expected. + +The captive, whose heart had leaped within him the instant he saw the +Judge, telling him somehow that this was his brother, asked one of the +servants who accompanied him what his name was, and whether he knew from +what part of the country he came. The servant replied that he was called +the Licentiate Juan Perez de Viedma, and that he had heard it said he +came from a village in the mountains of Leon. From this statement, and +what he himself had seen, he felt convinced that this was his brother who +had adopted letters by his father's advice; and excited and rejoiced, he +called Don Fernando and Cardenio and the curate aside, and told them how +the matter stood, assuring them that the judge was his brother. The +servant had further informed him that he was now going to the Indies with +the appointment of Judge of the Supreme Court of Mexico; and he had +learned, likewise, that the young lady was his daughter, whose mother had +died in giving birth to her, and that he was very rich in consequence of +the dowry left to him with the daughter. He asked their advice as to what +means he should adopt to make himself known, or to ascertain beforehand +whether, when he had made himself known, his brother, seeing him so poor, +would be ashamed of him, or would receive him with a warm heart. + +"Leave it to me to find out that," said the curate; "though there is no +reason for supposing, senor captain, that you will not be kindly +received, because the worth and wisdom that your brother's bearing shows +him to possess do not make it likely that he will prove haughty or +insensible, or that he will not know how to estimate the accidents of +fortune at their proper value." + +"Still," said the captain, "I would not make myself known abruptly, but +in some indirect way." + +"I have told you already," said the curate, "that I will manage it in a +way to satisfy us all." + +By this time supper was ready, and they all took their seats at the +table, except the captive, and the ladies, who supped by themselves in +their own room. In the middle of supper the curate said: + +"I had a comrade of your worship's name, Senor Judge, in Constantinople, +where I was a captive for several years, and that same comrade was one of +the stoutest soldiers and captains in the whole Spanish infantry; but he +had as large a share of misfortune as he had of gallantry and courage." + +"And how was the captain called, senor?" asked the Judge. + +"He was called Ruy Perez de Viedma," replied the curate, "and he was born +in a village in the mountains of Leon; and he mentioned a circumstance +connected with his father and his brothers which, had it not been told me +by so truthful a man as he was, I should have set down as one of those +fables the old women tell over the fire in winter; for he said his father +had divided his property among his three sons and had addressed words of +advice to them sounder than any of Cato's. But I can say this much, that +the choice he made of going to the wars was attended with such success, +that by his gallant conduct and courage, and without any help save his +own merit, he rose in a few years to be captain of infantry, and to see +himself on the high-road and in position to be given the command of a +corps before long; but Fortune was against him, for where he might have +expected her favour he lost it, and with it his liberty, on that glorious +day when so many recovered theirs, at the battle of Lepanto. I lost mine +at the Goletta, and after a variety of adventures we found ourselves +comrades at Constantinople. Thence he went to Algiers, where he met with +one of the most extraordinary adventures that ever befell anyone in the +world." + +Here the curate went on to relate briefly his brother's adventure with +Zoraida; to all which the Judge gave such an attentive hearing that he +never before had been so much of a hearer. The curate, however, only went +so far as to describe how the Frenchmen plundered those who were in the +boat, and the poverty and distress in which his comrade and the fair Moor +were left, of whom he said he had not been able to learn what became of +them, or whether they had reached Spain, or been carried to France by the +Frenchmen. + +The captain, standing a little to one side, was listening to all the +curate said, and watching every movement of his brother, who, as soon as +he perceived the curate had made an end of his story, gave a deep sigh +and said with his eyes full of tears, "Oh, senor, if you only knew what +news you have given me and how it comes home to me, making me show how I +feel it with these tears that spring from my eyes in spite of all my +worldly wisdom and self-restraint! That brave captain that you speak of +is my eldest brother, who, being of a bolder and loftier mind than my +other brother or myself, chose the honourable and worthy calling of arms, +which was one of the three careers our father proposed to us, as your +comrade mentioned in that fable you thought he was telling you. I +followed that of letters, in which God and my own exertions have raised +me to the position in which you see me. My second brother is in Peru, so +wealthy that with what he has sent to my father and to me he has fully +repaid the portion he took with him, and has even furnished my father's +hands with the means of gratifying his natural generosity, while I too +have been enabled to pursue my studies in a more becoming and creditable +fashion, and so to attain my present standing. My father is still alive, +though dying with anxiety to hear of his eldest son, and he prays God +unceasingly that death may not close his eyes until he has looked upon +those of his son; but with regard to him what surprises me is, that +having so much common sense as he had, he should have neglected to give +any intelligence about himself, either in his troubles and sufferings, or +in his prosperity, for if his father or any of us had known of his +condition he need not have waited for that miracle of the reed to obtain +his ransom; but what now disquiets me is the uncertainty whether those +Frenchmen may have restored him to liberty, or murdered him to hide the +robbery. All this will make me continue my journey, not with the +satisfaction in which I began it, but in the deepest melancholy and +sadness. Oh dear brother! that I only knew where thou art now, and I +would hasten to seek thee out and deliver thee from thy sufferings, +though it were to cost me suffering myself! Oh that I could bring news to +our old father that thou art alive, even wert thou the deepest dungeon of +Barbary; for his wealth and my brother's and mine would rescue thee +thence! Oh beautiful and generous Zoraida, that I could repay thy good +goodness to a brother! That I could be present at the new birth of thy +soul, and at thy bridal that would give us all such happiness!" + +All this and more the Judge uttered with such deep emotion at the news he +had received of his brother that all who heard him shared in it, showing +their sympathy with his sorrow. The curate, seeing, then, how well he had +succeeded in carrying out his purpose and the captain's wishes, had no +desire to keep them unhappy any longer, so he rose from the table and +going into the room where Zoraida was he took her by the hand, Luscinda, +Dorothea, and the Judge's daughter following her. The captain was waiting +to see what the curate would do, when the latter, taking him with the +other hand, advanced with both of them to where the Judge and the other +gentlemen were and said, "Let your tears cease to flow, Senor Judge, and +the wish of your heart be gratified as fully as you could desire, for you +have before you your worthy brother and your good sister-in-law. He whom +you see here is the Captain Viedma, and this is the fair Moor who has +been so good to him. The Frenchmen I told you of have reduced them to the +state of poverty you see that you may show the generosity of your kind +heart." + +The captain ran to embrace his brother, who placed both hands on his +breast so as to have a good look at him, holding him a little way off but +as soon as he had fully recognised him he clasped him in his arms so +closely, shedding such tears of heartfelt joy, that most of those present +could not but join in them. The words the brothers exchanged, the emotion +they showed can scarcely be imagined, I fancy, much less put down in +writing. They told each other in a few words the events of their lives; +they showed the true affection of brothers in all its strength; then the +judge embraced Zoraida, putting all he possessed at her disposal; then he +made his daughter embrace her, and the fair Christian and the lovely Moor +drew fresh tears from every eye. And there was Don Quixote observing all +these strange proceedings attentively without uttering a word, and +attributing the whole to chimeras of knight-errantry. Then they agreed +that the captain and Zoraida should return with his brother to Seville, +and send news to his father of his having been delivered and found, so as +to enable him to come and be present at the marriage and baptism of +Zoraida, for it was impossible for the Judge to put off his journey, as +he was informed that in a month from that time the fleet was to sail from +Seville for New Spain, and to miss the passage would have been a great +inconvenience to him. In short, everybody was well pleased and glad at +the captive's good fortune; and as now almost two-thirds of the night +were past, they resolved to retire to rest for the remainder of it. Don +Quixote offered to mount guard over the castle lest they should be +attacked by some giant or other malevolent scoundrel, covetous of the +great treasure of beauty the castle contained. Those who understood him +returned him thanks for this service, and they gave the Judge an account +of his extraordinary humour, with which he was not a little amused. +Sancho Panza alone was fuming at the lateness of the hour for retiring to +rest; and he of all was the one that made himself most comfortable, as he +stretched himself on the trappings of his ass, which, as will be told +farther on, cost him so dear. + +The ladies, then, having retired to their chamber, and the others having +disposed themselves with as little discomfort as they could, Don Quixote +sallied out of the inn to act as sentinel of the castle as he had +promised. It happened, however, that a little before the approach of dawn +a voice so musical and sweet reached the ears of the ladies that it +forced them all to listen attentively, but especially Dorothea, who had +been awake, and by whose side Dona Clara de Viedma, for so the Judge's +daughter was called, lay sleeping. No one could imagine who it was that +sang so sweetly, and the voice was unaccompanied by any instrument. At +one moment it seemed to them as if the singer were in the courtyard, at +another in the stable; and as they were all attention, wondering, +Cardenio came to the door and said, "Listen, whoever is not asleep, and +you will hear a muleteer's voice that enchants as it chants." + +"We are listening to it already, senor," said Dorothea; on which Cardenio +went away; and Dorothea, giving all her attention to it, made out the +words of the song to be these: + + + + +CHAPTER XLIII. + +WHEREIN IS RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, TOGETHER WITH +OTHER STRANGE THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS IN THE INN + +Ah me, Love's mariner am I + On Love's deep ocean sailing; +I know not where the haven lies, + I dare not hope to gain it. + +One solitary distant star + Is all I have to guide me, +A brighter orb than those of old + That Palinurus lighted. + +And vaguely drifting am I borne, + I know not where it leads me; +I fix my gaze on it alone, + Of all beside it heedless. + +But over-cautious prudery, + And coyness cold and cruel, +When most I need it, these, like clouds, + Its longed-for light refuse me. + +Bright star, goal of my yearning eyes + As thou above me beamest, +When thou shalt hide thee from my sight + I'll know that death is near me. + +The singer had got so far when it struck Dorothea that it was not fair to +let Clara miss hearing such a sweet voice, so, shaking her from side to +side, she woke her, saying: + +"Forgive me, child, for waking thee, but I do so that thou mayest have +the pleasure of hearing the best voice thou hast ever heard, perhaps, in +all thy life." + +Clara awoke quite drowsy, and not understanding at the moment what +Dorothea said, asked her what it was; she repeated what she had said, and +Clara became attentive at once; but she had hardly heard two lines, as +the singer continued, when a strange trembling seized her, as if she were +suffering from a severe attack of quartan ague, and throwing her arms +round Dorothea she said: + +"Ah, dear lady of my soul and life! why did you wake me? The greatest +kindness fortune could do me now would be to close my eyes and ears so as +neither to see or hear that unhappy musician." + +"What art thou talking about, child?" said Dorothea. "Why, they say this +singer is a muleteer!" + +"Nay, he is the lord of many places," replied Clara, "and that one in my +heart which he holds so firmly shall never be taken from him, unless he +be willing to surrender it." + +Dorothea was amazed at the ardent language of the girl, for it seemed to +be far beyond such experience of life as her tender years gave any +promise of, so she said to her: + +"You speak in such a way that I cannot understand you, Senora Clara; +explain yourself more clearly, and tell me what is this you are saying +about hearts and places and this musician whose voice has so moved you? +But do not tell me anything now; I do not want to lose the pleasure I get +from listening to the singer by giving my attention to your transports, +for I perceive he is beginning to sing a new strain and a new air." + +"Let him, in Heaven's name," returned Clara; and not to hear him she +stopped both ears with her hands, at which Dorothea was again surprised; +but turning her attention to the song she found that it ran in this +fashion: + + Sweet Hope, my stay, +That onward to the goal of thy intent + Dost make thy way, +Heedless of hindrance or impediment, + Have thou no fear +If at each step thou findest death is near. + + No victory, +No joy of triumph doth the faint heart know; + Unblest is he +That a bold front to Fortune dares not show, + But soul and sense +In bondage yieldeth up to indolence. + + If Love his wares +Do dearly sell, his right must be contest; + What gold compares +With that whereon his stamp he hath imprest? + And all men know +What costeth little that we rate but low. + + Love resolute +Knows not the word "impossibility;" + And though my suit +Beset by endless obstacles I see, + Yet no despair +Shall hold me bound to earth while heaven is there. + +Here the voice ceased and Clara's sobs began afresh, all which excited +Dorothea's curiosity to know what could be the cause of singing so sweet +and weeping so bitter, so she again asked her what it was she was going +to say before. On this Clara, afraid that Luscinda might overhear her, +winding her arms tightly round Dorothea put her mouth so close to her ear +that she could speak without fear of being heard by anyone else, and +said: + +"This singer, dear senora, is the son of a gentleman of Aragon, lord of +two villages, who lives opposite my father's house at Madrid; and though +my father had curtains to the windows of his house in winter, and +lattice-work in summer, in some way--I know not how--this gentleman, who +was pursuing his studies, saw me, whether in church or elsewhere, I +cannot tell, and, in fact, fell in love with me, and gave me to know it +from the windows of his house, with so many signs and tears that I was +forced to believe him, and even to love him, without knowing what it was +he wanted of me. One of the signs he used to make me was to link one hand +in the other, to show me he wished to marry me; and though I should have +been glad if that could be, being alone and motherless I knew not whom to +open my mind to, and so I left it as it was, showing him no favour, +except when my father, and his too, were from home, to raise the curtain +or the lattice a little and let him see me plainly, at which he would +show such delight that he seemed as if he were going mad. Meanwhile the +time for my father's departure arrived, which he became aware of, but not +from me, for I had never been able to tell him of it. He fell sick, of +grief I believe, and so the day we were going away I could not see him to +take farewell of him, were it only with the eyes. But after we had been +two days on the road, on entering the posada of a village a day's journey +from this, I saw him at the inn door in the dress of a muleteer, and so +well disguised, that if I did not carry his image graven on my heart it +would have been impossible for me to recognise him. But I knew him, and I +was surprised, and glad; he watched me, unsuspected by my father, from +whom he always hides himself when he crosses my path on the road, or in +the posadas where we halt; and, as I know what he is, and reflect that +for love of me he makes this journey on foot in all this hardship, I am +ready to die of sorrow; and where he sets foot there I set my eyes. I +know not with what object he has come; or how he could have got away from +his father, who loves him beyond measure, having no other heir, and +because he deserves it, as you will perceive when you see him. And +moreover, I can tell you, all that he sings is out of his own head; for I +have heard them say he is a great scholar and poet; and what is more, +every time I see him or hear him sing I tremble all over, and am +terrified lest my father should recognise him and come to know of our +loves. I have never spoken a word to him in my life; and for all that I +love him so that I could not live without him. This, dear senora, is all +I have to tell you about the musician whose voice has delighted you so +much; and from it alone you might easily perceive he is no muleteer, but +a lord of hearts and towns, as I told you already." + +"Say no more, Dona Clara," said Dorothea at this, at the same time +kissing her a thousand times over, "say no more, I tell you, but wait +till day comes; when I trust in God to arrange this affair of yours so +that it may have the happy ending such an innocent beginning deserves." + +"Ah, senora," said Dona Clara, "what end can be hoped for when his father +is of such lofty position, and so wealthy, that he would think I was not +fit to be even a servant to his son, much less wife? And as to marrying +without the knowledge of my father, I would not do it for all the world. +I would not ask anything more than that this youth should go back and +leave me; perhaps with not seeing him, and the long distance we shall +have to travel, the pain I suffer now may become easier; though I daresay +the remedy I propose will do me very little good. I don't know how the +devil this has come about, or how this love I have for him got in; I such +a young girl, and he such a mere boy; for I verily believe we are both of +an age, and I am not sixteen yet; for I will be sixteen Michaelmas Day, +next, my father says." + +Dorothea could not help laughing to hear how like a child Dona Clara +spoke. "Let us go to sleep now, senora," said she, "for the little of the +night that I fancy is left to us: God will soon send us daylight, and we +will set all to rights, or it will go hard with me." + +With this they fell asleep, and deep silence reigned all through the inn. +The only persons not asleep were the landlady's daughter and her servant +Maritornes, who, knowing the weak point of Don Quixote's humour, and that +he was outside the inn mounting guard in armour and on horseback, +resolved, the pair of them, to play some trick upon him, or at any rate +to amuse themselves for a while by listening to his nonsense. As it so +happened there was not a window in the whole inn that looked outwards +except a hole in the wall of a straw-loft through which they used to +throw out the straw. At this hole the two demi-damsels posted themselves, +and observed Don Quixote on his horse, leaning on his pike and from time +to time sending forth such deep and doleful sighs, that he seemed to +pluck up his soul by the roots with each of them; and they could hear +him, too, saying in a soft, tender, loving tone, "Oh my lady Dulcinea del +Toboso, perfection of all beauty, summit and crown of discretion, +treasure house of grace, depositary of virtue, and finally, ideal of all +that is good, honourable, and delectable in this world! What is thy grace +doing now? Art thou, perchance, mindful of thy enslaved knight who of his +own free will hath exposed himself to so great perils, and all to serve +thee? Give me tidings of her, oh luminary of the three faces! Perhaps at +this moment, envious of hers, thou art regarding her, either as she paces +to and fro some gallery of her sumptuous palaces, or leans over some +balcony, meditating how, whilst preserving her purity and greatness, she +may mitigate the tortures this wretched heart of mine endures for her +sake, what glory should recompense my sufferings, what repose my toil, +and lastly what death my life, and what reward my services? And thou, oh +sun, that art now doubtless harnessing thy steeds in haste to rise +betimes and come forth to see my lady; when thou seest her I entreat of +thee to salute her on my behalf: but have a care, when thou shalt see her +and salute her, that thou kiss not her face; for I shall be more jealous +of thee than thou wert of that light-footed ingrate that made thee sweat +and run so on the plains of Thessaly, or on the banks of the Peneus (for +I do not exactly recollect where it was thou didst run on that occasion) +in thy jealousy and love." + +Don Quixote had got so far in his pathetic speech when the landlady's +daughter began to signal to him, saying, "Senor, come over here, please." + +At these signals and voice Don Quixote turned his head and saw by the +light of the moon, which then was in its full splendour, that some one +was calling to him from the hole in the wall, which seemed to him to be a +window, and what is more, with a gilt grating, as rich castles, such as +he believed the inn to be, ought to have; and it immediately suggested +itself to his imagination that, as on the former occasion, the fair +damsel, the daughter of the lady of the castle, overcome by love for him, +was once more endeavouring to win his affections; and with this idea, not +to show himself discourteous, or ungrateful, he turned Rocinante's head +and approached the hole, and as he perceived the two wenches he said: + +"I pity you, beauteous lady, that you should have directed your thoughts +of love to a quarter from whence it is impossible that such a return can +be made to you as is due to your great merit and gentle birth, for which +you must not blame this unhappy knight-errant whom love renders incapable +of submission to any other than her whom, the first moment his eyes +beheld her, he made absolute mistress of his soul. Forgive me, noble +lady, and retire to your apartment, and do not, by any further +declaration of your passion, compel me to show myself more ungrateful; +and if, of the love you bear me, you should find that there is anything +else in my power wherein I can gratify you, provided it be not love +itself, demand it of me; for I swear to you by that sweet absent enemy of +mine to grant it this instant, though it be that you require of me a lock +of Medusa's hair, which was all snakes, or even the very beams of the sun +shut up in a vial." + +"My mistress wants nothing of that sort, sir knight," said Maritornes at +this. + +"What then, discreet dame, is it that your mistress wants?" replied Don +Quixote. + +"Only one of your fair hands," said Maritornes, "to enable her to vent +over it the great passion passion which has brought her to this loophole, +so much to the risk of her honour; for if the lord her father had heard +her, the least slice he would cut off her would be her ear." + +"I should like to see that tried," said Don Quixote; "but he had better +beware of that, if he does not want to meet the most disastrous end that +ever father in the world met for having laid hands on the tender limbs of +a love-stricken daughter." + +Maritornes felt sure that Don Quixote would present the hand she had +asked, and making up her mind what to do, she got down from the hole and +went into the stable, where she took the halter of Sancho Panza's ass, +and in all haste returned to the hole, just as Don Quixote had planted +himself standing on Rocinante's saddle in order to reach the grated +window where he supposed the lovelorn damsel to be; and giving her his +hand, he said, "Lady, take this hand, or rather this scourge of the +evil-doers of the earth; take, I say, this hand which no other hand of +woman has ever touched, not even hers who has complete possession of my +entire body. I present it to you, not that you may kiss it, but that you +may observe the contexture of the sinews, the close network of the +muscles, the breadth and capacity of the veins, whence you may infer what +must be the strength of the arm that has such a hand." + +"That we shall see presently," said Maritornes, and making a running knot +on the halter, she passed it over his wrist and coming down from the hole +tied the other end very firmly to the bolt of the door of the straw-loft. + +Don Quixote, feeling the roughness of the rope on his wrist, exclaimed, +"Your grace seems to be grating rather than caressing my hand; treat it +not so harshly, for it is not to blame for the offence my resolution has +given you, nor is it just to wreak all your vengeance on so small a part; +remember that one who loves so well should not revenge herself so +cruelly." + +But there was nobody now to listen to these words of Don Quixote's, for +as soon as Maritornes had tied him she and the other made off, ready to +die with laughing, leaving him fastened in such a way that it was +impossible for him to release himself. + +He was, as has been said, standing on Rocinante, with his arm passed +through the hole and his wrist tied to the bolt of the door, and in +mighty fear and dread of being left hanging by the arm if Rocinante were +to stir one side or the other; so he did not dare to make the least +movement, although from the patience and imperturbable disposition of +Rocinante, he had good reason to expect that he would stand without +budging for a whole century. Finding himself fast, then, and that the +ladies had retired, he began to fancy that all this was done by +enchantment, as on the former occasion when in that same castle that +enchanted Moor of a carrier had belaboured him; and he cursed in his +heart his own want of sense and judgment in venturing to enter the castle +again, after having come off so badly the first time; it being a settled +point with knights-errant that when they have tried an adventure, and +have not succeeded in it, it is a sign that it is not reserved for them +but for others, and that therefore they need not try it again. +Nevertheless he pulled his arm to see if he could release himself, but it +had been made so fast that all his efforts were in vain. It is true he +pulled it gently lest Rocinante should move, but try as he might to seat +himself in the saddle, he had nothing for it but to stand upright or pull +his hand off. Then it was he wished for the sword of Amadis, against +which no enchantment whatever had any power; then he cursed his ill +fortune; then he magnified the loss the world would sustain by his +absence while he remained there enchanted, for that he believed he was +beyond all doubt; then he once more took to thinking of his beloved +Dulcinea del Toboso; then he called to his worthy squire Sancho Panza, +who, buried in sleep and stretched upon the pack-saddle of his ass, was +oblivious, at that moment, of the mother that bore him; then he called +upon the sages Lirgandeo and Alquife to come to his aid; then he invoked +his good friend Urganda to succour him; and then, at last, morning found +him in such a state of desperation and perplexity that he was bellowing +like a bull, for he had no hope that day would bring any relief to his +suffering, which he believed would last for ever, inasmuch as he was +enchanted; and of this he was convinced by seeing that Rocinante never +stirred, much or little, and he felt persuaded that he and his horse were +to remain in this state, without eating or drinking or sleeping, until +the malign influence of the stars was overpast, or until some other more +sage enchanter should disenchant him. + +But he was very much deceived in this conclusion, for daylight had hardly +begun to appear when there came up to the inn four men on horseback, well +equipped and accoutred, with firelocks across their saddle-bows. They +called out and knocked loudly at the gate of the inn, which was still +shut; on seeing which, Don Quixote, even there where he was, did not +forget to act as sentinel, and said in a loud and imperious tone, +"Knights, or squires, or whatever ye be, ye have no right to knock at the +gates of this castle; for it is plain enough that they who are within are +either asleep, or else are not in the habit of throwing open the fortress +until the sun's rays are spread over the whole surface of the earth. +Withdraw to a distance, and wait till it is broad daylight, and then we +shall see whether it will be proper or not to open to you." + +"What the devil fortress or castle is this," said one, "to make us stand +on such ceremony? If you are the innkeeper bid them open to us; we are +travellers who only want to feed our horses and go on, for we are in +haste." + +"Do you think, gentlemen, that I look like an innkeeper?" said Don +Quixote. + +"I don't know what you look like," replied the other; "but I know that +you are talking nonsense when you call this inn a castle." + +"A castle it is," returned Don Quixote, "nay, more, one of the best in +this whole province, and it has within it people who have had the sceptre +in the hand and the crown on the head." + +"It would be better if it were the other way," said the traveller, "the +sceptre on the head and the crown in the hand; but if so, may be there is +within some company of players, with whom it is a common thing to have +those crowns and sceptres you speak of; for in such a small inn as this, +and where such silence is kept, I do not believe any people entitled to +crowns and sceptres can have taken up their quarters." + +"You know but little of the world," returned Don Quixote, "since you are +ignorant of what commonly occurs in knight-errantry." + +But the comrades of the spokesman, growing weary of the dialogue with Don +Quixote, renewed their knocks with great vehemence, so much so that the +host, and not only he but everybody in the inn, awoke, and he got up to +ask who knocked. It happened at this moment that one of the horses of the +four who were seeking admittance went to smell Rocinante, who melancholy, +dejected, and with drooping ears stood motionless, supporting his sorely +stretched master; and as he was, after all, flesh, though he looked as if +he were made of wood, he could not help giving way and in return smelling +the one who had come to offer him attentions. But he had hardly moved at +all when Don Quixote lost his footing; and slipping off the saddle, he +would have come to the ground, but for being suspended by the arm, which +caused him such agony that he believed either his wrist would be cut +through or his arm torn off; and he hung so near the ground that he could +just touch it with his feet, which was all the worse for him; for, +finding how little was wanted to enable him to plant his feet firmly, he +struggled and stretched himself as much as he could to gain a footing; +just like those undergoing the torture of the strappado, when they are +fixed at "touch and no touch," who aggravate their own sufferings by +their violent efforts to stretch themselves, deceived by the hope which +makes them fancy that with a very little more they will reach the ground. + + + + +CHAPTER XLIV. + +IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES OF THE INN + + +So loud, in fact, were the shouts of Don Quixote, that the landlord +opening the gate of the inn in all haste, came out in dismay, and ran to +see who was uttering such cries, and those who were outside joined him. +Maritornes, who had been by this time roused up by the same outcry, +suspecting what it was, ran to the loft and, without anyone seeing her, +untied the halter by which Don Quixote was suspended, and down he came to +the ground in the sight of the landlord and the travellers, who +approaching asked him what was the matter with him that he shouted so. He +without replying a word took the rope off his wrist, and rising to his +feet leaped upon Rocinante, braced his buckler on his arm, put his lance +in rest, and making a considerable circuit of the plain came back at a +half-gallop exclaiming: + +"Whoever shall say that I have been enchanted with just cause, provided +my lady the Princess Micomicona grants me permission to do so, I give him +the lie, challenge him and defy him to single combat." + +The newly arrived travellers were amazed at the words of Don Quixote; but +the landlord removed their surprise by telling them who he was, and not +to mind him as he was out of his senses. They then asked the landlord if +by any chance a youth of about fifteen years of age had come to that inn, +one dressed like a muleteer, and of such and such an appearance, +describing that of Dona Clara's lover. The landlord replied that there +were so many people in the inn he had not noticed the person they were +inquiring for; but one of them observing the coach in which the Judge had +come, said, "He is here no doubt, for this is the coach he is following: +let one of us stay at the gate, and the rest go in to look for him; or +indeed it would be as well if one of us went round the inn, lest he +should escape over the wall of the yard." "So be it," said another; and +while two of them went in, one remained at the gate and the other made +the circuit of the inn; observing all which, the landlord was unable to +conjecture for what reason they were taking all these precautions, though +he understood they were looking for the youth whose description they had +given him. + +It was by this time broad daylight; and for that reason, as well as in +consequence of the noise Don Quixote had made, everybody was awake and +up, but particularly Dona Clara and Dorothea; for they had been able to +sleep but badly that night, the one from agitation at having her lover so +near her, the other from curiosity to see him. Don Quixote, when he saw +that not one of the four travellers took any notice of him or replied to +his challenge, was furious and ready to die with indignation and wrath; +and if he could have found in the ordinances of chivalry that it was +lawful for a knight-errant to undertake or engage in another enterprise, +when he had plighted his word and faith not to involve himself in any +until he had made an end of the one to which he was pledged, he would +have attacked the whole of them, and would have made them return an +answer in spite of themselves. But considering that it would not become +him, nor be right, to begin any new emprise until he had established +Micomicona in her kingdom, he was constrained to hold his peace and wait +quietly to see what would be the upshot of the proceedings of those same +travellers; one of whom found the youth they were seeking lying asleep by +the side of a muleteer, without a thought of anyone coming in search of +him, much less finding him. + +The man laid hold of him by the arm, saying, "It becomes you well indeed, +Senor Don Luis, to be in the dress you wear, and well the bed in which I +find you agrees with the luxury in which your mother reared you." + +The youth rubbed his sleepy eyes and stared for a while at him who held +him, but presently recognised him as one of his father's servants, at +which he was so taken aback that for some time he could not find or utter +a word; while the servant went on to say, "There is nothing for it now, +Senor Don Luis, but to submit quietly and return home, unless it is your +wish that my lord, your father, should take his departure for the other +world, for nothing else can be the consequence of the grief he is in at +your absence." + +"But how did my father know that I had gone this road and in this dress?" +said Don Luis. + +"It was a student to whom you confided your intentions," answered the +servant, "that disclosed them, touched with pity at the distress he saw +your father suffer on missing you; he therefore despatched four of his +servants in quest of you, and here we all are at your service, better +pleased than you can imagine that we shall return so soon and be able to +restore you to those eyes that so yearn for you." + +"That shall be as I please, or as heaven orders," returned Don Luis. + +"What can you please or heaven order," said the other, "except to agree +to go back? Anything else is impossible." + +All this conversation between the two was overheard by the muleteer at +whose side Don Luis lay, and rising, he went to report what had taken +place to Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the others, who had by this time +dressed themselves; and told them how the man had addressed the youth as +"Don," and what words had passed, and how he wanted him to return to his +father, which the youth was unwilling to do. With this, and what they +already knew of the rare voice that heaven had bestowed upon him, they +all felt very anxious to know more particularly who he was, and even to +help him if it was attempted to employ force against him; so they +hastened to where he was still talking and arguing with his servant. +Dorothea at this instant came out of her room, followed by Dona Clara all +in a tremor; and calling Cardenio aside, she told him in a few words the +story of the musician and Dona Clara, and he at the same time told her +what had happened, how his father's servants had come in search of him; +but in telling her so, he did not speak low enough but that Dona Clara +heard what he said, at which she was so much agitated that had not +Dorothea hastened to support her she would have fallen to the ground. +Cardenio then bade Dorothea return to her room, as he would endeavour to +make the whole matter right, and they did as he desired. All the four who +had come in quest of Don Luis had now come into the inn and surrounded +him, urging him to return and console his father at once and without a +moment's delay. He replied that he could not do so on any account until +he had concluded some business in which his life, honour, and heart were +at stake. The servants pressed him, saying that most certainly they would +not return without him, and that they would take him away whether he +liked it or not. + +"You shall not do that," replied Don Luis, "unless you take me dead; +though however you take me, it will be without life." + +By this time most of those in the inn had been attracted by the dispute, +but particularly Cardenio, Don Fernando, his companions, the Judge, the +curate, the barber, and Don Quixote; for he now considered there was no +necessity for mounting guard over the castle any longer. Cardenio being +already acquainted with the young man's story, asked the men who wanted +to take him away, what object they had in seeking to carry off this youth +against his will. + +"Our object," said one of the four, "is to save the life of his father, +who is in danger of losing it through this gentleman's disappearance." + +Upon this Don Luis exclaimed, "There is no need to make my affairs public +here; I am free, and I will return if I please; and if not, none of you +shall compel me." + +"Reason will compel your worship," said the man, "and if it has no power +over you, it has power over us, to make us do what we came for, and what +it is our duty to do." + +"Let us hear what the whole affair is about," said the Judge at this; but +the man, who knew him as a neighbour of theirs, replied, "Do you not know +this gentleman, Senor Judge? He is the son of your neighbour, who has run +away from his father's house in a dress so unbecoming his rank, as your +worship may perceive." + +The judge on this looked at him more carefully and recognised him, and +embracing him said, "What folly is this, Senor Don Luis, or what can have +been the cause that could have induced you to come here in this way, and +in this dress, which so ill becomes your condition?" + +Tears came into the eyes of the young man, and he was unable to utter a +word in reply to the Judge, who told the four servants not to be uneasy, +for all would be satisfactorily settled; and then taking Don Luis by the +hand, he drew him aside and asked the reason of his having come there. + +But while he was questioning him they heard a loud outcry at the gate of +the inn, the cause of which was that two of the guests who had passed the +night there, seeing everybody busy about finding out what it was the four +men wanted, had conceived the idea of going off without paying what they +owed; but the landlord, who minded his own affairs more than other +people's, caught them going out of the gate and demanded his reckoning, +abusing them for their dishonesty with such language that he drove them +to reply with their fists, and so they began to lay on him in such a +style that the poor man was forced to cry out, and call for help. The +landlady and her daughter could see no one more free to give aid than Don +Quixote, and to him the daughter said, "Sir knight, by the virtue God has +given you, help my poor father, for two wicked men are beating him to a +mummy." + +To which Don Quixote very deliberately and phlegmatically replied, "Fair +damsel, at the present moment your request is inopportune, for I am +debarred from involving myself in any adventure until I have brought to a +happy conclusion one to which my word has pledged me; but that which I +can do for you is what I will now mention: run and tell your father to +stand his ground as well as he can in this battle, and on no account to +allow himself to be vanquished, while I go and request permission of the +Princess Micomicona to enable me to succour him in his distress; and if +she grants it, rest assured I will relieve him from it." + +"Sinner that I am," exclaimed Maritornes, who stood by; "before you have +got your permission my master will be in the other world." + +"Give me leave, senora, to obtain the permission I speak of," returned +Don Quixote; "and if I get it, it will matter very little if he is in the +other world; for I will rescue him thence in spite of all the same world +can do; or at any rate I will give you such a revenge over those who +shall have sent him there that you will be more than moderately +satisfied;" and without saying anything more he went and knelt before +Dorothea, requesting her Highness in knightly and errant phrase to be +pleased to grant him permission to aid and succour the castellan of that +castle, who now stood in grievous jeopardy. The princess granted it +graciously, and he at once, bracing his buckler on his arm and drawing +his sword, hastened to the inn-gate, where the two guests were still +handling the landlord roughly; but as soon as he reached the spot he +stopped short and stood still, though Maritornes and the landlady asked +him why he hesitated to help their master and husband. + +"I hesitate," said Don Quixote, "because it is not lawful for me to draw +sword against persons of squirely condition; but call my squire Sancho to +me; for this defence and vengeance are his affair and business." + +Thus matters stood at the inn-gate, where there was a very lively +exchange of fisticuffs and punches, to the sore damage of the landlord +and to the wrath of Maritornes, the landlady, and her daughter, who were +furious when they saw the pusillanimity of Don Quixote, and the hard +treatment their master, husband and father was undergoing. But let us +leave him there; for he will surely find some one to help him, and if +not, let him suffer and hold his tongue who attempts more than his +strength allows him to do; and let us go back fifty paces to see what Don +Luis said in reply to the Judge whom we left questioning him privately as +to his reasons for coming on foot and so meanly dressed. + +To which the youth, pressing his hand in a way that showed his heart was +troubled by some great sorrow, and shedding a flood of tears, made +answer: + +"Senor, I have no more to tell you than that from the moment when, +through heaven's will and our being near neighbours, I first saw Dona +Clara, your daughter and my lady, from that instant I made her the +mistress of my will, and if yours, my true lord and father, offers no +impediment, this very day she shall become my wife. For her I left my +father's house, and for her I assumed this disguise, to follow her +whithersoever she may go, as the arrow seeks its mark or the sailor the +pole-star. She knows nothing more of my passion than what she may have +learned from having sometimes seen from a distance that my eyes were +filled with tears. You know already, senor, the wealth and noble birth of +my parents, and that I am their sole heir; if this be a sufficient +inducement for you to venture to make me completely happy, accept me at +once as your son; for if my father, influenced by other objects of his +own, should disapprove of this happiness I have sought for myself, time +has more power to alter and change things, than human will." + +With this the love-smitten youth was silent, while the Judge, after +hearing him, was astonished, perplexed, and surprised, as well at the +manner and intelligence with which Don Luis had confessed the secret of +his heart, as at the position in which he found himself, not knowing what +course to take in a matter so sudden and unexpected. All the answer, +therefore, he gave him was to bid him to make his mind easy for the +present, and arrange with his servants not to take him back that day, so +that there might be time to consider what was best for all parties. Don +Luis kissed his hands by force, nay, bathed them with his tears, in a way +that would have touched a heart of marble, not to say that of the Judge, +who, as a shrewd man, had already perceived how advantageous the marriage +would be to his daughter; though, were it possible, he would have +preferred that it should be brought about with the consent of the father +of Don Luis, who he knew looked for a title for his son. + +The guests had by this time made peace with the landlord, for, by +persuasion and Don Quixote's fair words more than by threats, they had +paid him what he demanded, and the servants of Don Luis were waiting for +the end of the conversation with the Judge and their master's decision, +when the devil, who never sleeps, contrived that the barber, from whom +Don Quixote had taken Mambrino's helmet, and Sancho Panza the trappings +of his ass in exchange for those of his own, should at this instant enter +the inn; which said barber, as he led his ass to the stable, observed +Sancho Panza engaged in repairing something or other belonging to the +pack-saddle; and the moment he saw it he knew it, and made bold to attack +Sancho, exclaiming, "Ho, sir thief, I have caught you! hand over my basin +and my pack-saddle, and all my trappings that you robbed me of." + +Sancho, finding himself so unexpectedly assailed, and hearing the abuse +poured upon him, seized the pack-saddle with one hand, and with the other +gave the barber a cuff that bathed his teeth in blood. The barber, +however, was not so ready to relinquish the prize he had made in the +pack-saddle; on the contrary, he raised such an outcry that everyone in +the inn came running to know what the noise and quarrel meant. "Here, in +the name of the king and justice!" he cried, "this thief and highwayman +wants to kill me for trying to recover my property." + +"You lie," said Sancho, "I am no highwayman; it was in fair war my master +Don Quixote won these spoils." + +Don Quixote was standing by at the time, highly pleased to see his +squire's stoutness, both offensive and defensive, and from that time +forth he reckoned him a man of mettle, and in his heart resolved to dub +him a knight on the first opportunity that presented itself, feeling sure +that the order of chivalry would be fittingly bestowed upon him. + +In the course of the altercation, among other things the barber said, +"Gentlemen, this pack-saddle is mine as surely as I owe God a death, and +I know it as well as if I had given birth to it, and here is my ass in +the stable who will not let me lie; only try it, and if it does not fit +him like a glove, call me a rascal; and what is more, the same day I was +robbed of this, they robbed me likewise of a new brass basin, never yet +handselled, that would fetch a crown any day." + +At this Don Quixote could not keep himself from answering; and +interposing between the two, and separating them, he placed the +pack-saddle on the ground, to lie there in sight until the truth was +established, and said, "Your worships may perceive clearly and plainly +the error under which this worthy squire lies when he calls a basin which +was, is, and shall be the helmet of Mambrino which I won from him in air +war, and made myself master of by legitimate and lawful possession. With +the pack-saddle I do not concern myself; but I may tell you on that head +that my squire Sancho asked my permission to strip off the caparison of +this vanquished poltroon's steed, and with it adorn his own; I allowed +him, and he took it; and as to its having been changed from a caparison +into a pack-saddle, I can give no explanation except the usual one, that +such transformations will take place in adventures of chivalry. To +confirm all which, run, Sancho my son, and fetch hither the helmet which +this good fellow calls a basin." + +"Egad, master," said Sancho, "if we have no other proof of our case than +what your worship puts forward, Mambrino's helmet is just as much a basin +as this good fellow's caparison is a pack-saddle." + +"Do as I bid thee," said Don Quixote; "it cannot be that everything in +this castle goes by enchantment." + +Sancho hastened to where the basin was, and brought it back with him, and +when Don Quixote saw it, he took hold of it and said: + +"Your worships may see with what a face this squire can assert that this +is a basin and not the helmet I told you of; and I swear by the order of +chivalry I profess, that this helmet is the identical one I took from +him, without anything added to or taken from it." + +"There is no doubt of that," said Sancho, "for from the time my master +won it until now he has only fought one battle in it, when he let loose +those unlucky men in chains; and if had not been for this basin-helmet he +would not have come off over well that time, for there was plenty of +stone-throwing in that affair." + + + + +CHAPTER XLV. + +IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET AND THE PACK-SADDLE +IS FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND +EARNEST + + +"What do you think now, gentlemen," said the barber, "of what these +gentles say, when they want to make out that this is a helmet?" + +"And whoever says the contrary," said Don Quixote, "I will let him know +he lies if he is a knight, and if he is a squire that he lies again a +thousand times." + +Our own barber, who was present at all this, and understood Don Quixote's +humour so thoroughly, took it into his head to back up his delusion and +carry on the joke for the general amusement; so addressing the other +barber he said: + +"Senor barber, or whatever you are, you must know that I belong to your +profession too, and have had a licence to practise for more than twenty +years, and I know the implements of the barber craft, every one of them, +perfectly well; and I was likewise a soldier for some time in the days of +my youth, and I know also what a helmet is, and a morion, and a headpiece +with a visor, and other things pertaining to soldiering, I meant to say +to soldiers' arms; and I say-saving better opinions and always with +submission to sounder judgments--that this piece we have now before us, +which this worthy gentleman has in his hands, not only is no barber's +basin, but is as far from being one as white is from black, and truth +from falsehood; I say, moreover, that this, although it is a helmet, is +not a complete helmet." + +"Certainly not," said Don Quixote, "for half of it is wanting, that is to +say the beaver." + +"It is quite true," said the curate, who saw the object of his friend the +barber; and Cardenio, Don Fernando and his companions agreed with him, +and even the Judge, if his thoughts had not been so full of Don Luis's +affair, would have helped to carry on the joke; but he was so taken up +with the serious matters he had on his mind that he paid little or no +attention to these facetious proceedings. + +"God bless me!" exclaimed their butt the barber at this; "is it possible +that such an honourable company can say that this is not a basin but a +helmet? Why, this is a thing that would astonish a whole university, +however wise it might be! That will do; if this basin is a helmet, why, +then the pack-saddle must be a horse's caparison, as this gentleman has +said." + +"To me it looks like a pack-saddle," said Don Quixote; "but I have +already said that with that question I do not concern myself." + +"As to whether it be pack-saddle or caparison," said the curate, "it is +only for Senor Don Quixote to say; for in these matters of chivalry all +these gentlemen and I bow to his authority." + +"By God, gentlemen," said Don Quixote, "so many strange things have +happened to me in this castle on the two occasions on which I have +sojourned in it, that I will not venture to assert anything positively in +reply to any question touching anything it contains; for it is my belief +that everything that goes on within it goes by enchantment. The first +time, an enchanted Moor that there is in it gave me sore trouble, nor did +Sancho fare well among certain followers of his; and last night I was +kept hanging by this arm for nearly two hours, without knowing how or why +I came by such a mishap. So that now, for me to come forward to give an +opinion in such a puzzling matter, would be to risk a rash decision. As +regards the assertion that this is a basin and not a helmet I have +already given an answer; but as to the question whether this is a +pack-saddle or a caparison I will not venture to give a positive opinion, +but will leave it to your worships' better judgment. Perhaps as you are +not dubbed knights like myself, the enchantments of this place have +nothing to do with you, and your faculties are unfettered, and you can +see things in this castle as they really and truly are, and not as they +appear to me." + +"There can be no question," said Don Fernando on this, "but that Senor +Don Quixote has spoken very wisely, and that with us rests the decision +of this matter; and that we may have surer ground to go on, I will take +the votes of the gentlemen in secret, and declare the result clearly and +fully." + +To those who were in the secret of Don Quixote's humour all this afforded +great amusement; but to those who knew nothing about it, it seemed the +greatest nonsense in the world, in particular to the four servants of Don +Luis, as well as to Don Luis himself, and to three other travellers who +had by chance come to the inn, and had the appearance of officers of the +Holy Brotherhood, as indeed they were; but the one who above all was at +his wits' end, was the barber basin, there before his very eyes, had been +turned into Mambrino's helmet, and whose pack-saddle he had no doubt +whatever was about to become a rich caparison for a horse. All laughed to +see Don Fernando going from one to another collecting the votes, and +whispering to them to give him their private opinion whether the treasure +over which there had been so much fighting was a pack-saddle or a +caparison; but after he had taken the votes of those who knew Don +Quixote, he said aloud, "The fact is, my good fellow, that I am tired +collecting such a number of opinions, for I find that there is not one of +whom I ask what I desire to know, who does not tell me that it is absurd +to say that this is the pack-saddle of an ass, and not the caparison of a +horse, nay, of a thoroughbred horse; so you must submit, for, in spite of +you and your ass, this is a caparison and no pack-saddle, and you have +stated and proved your case very badly." + +"May I never share heaven," said the poor barber, "if your worships are +not all mistaken; and may my soul appear before God as that appears to me +a pack-saddle and not a caparison; but, 'laws go,'-I say no more; and +indeed I am not drunk, for I am fasting, except it be from sin." + +The simple talk of the barber did not afford less amusement than the +absurdities of Don Quixote, who now observed: + +"There is no more to be done now than for each to take what belongs to +him, and to whom God has given it, may St. Peter add his blessing." + +But said one of the four servants, "Unless, indeed, this is a deliberate +joke, I cannot bring myself to believe that men so intelligent as those +present are, or seem to be, can venture to declare and assert that this +is not a basin, and that not a pack-saddle; but as I perceive that they +do assert and declare it, I can only come to the conclusion that there is +some mystery in this persistence in what is so opposed to the evidence of +experience and truth itself; for I swear by"--and here he rapped out a +round oath-"all the people in the world will not make me believe that +this is not a barber's basin and that a jackass's pack-saddle." + +"It might easily be a she-ass's," observed the curate. + +"It is all the same," said the servant; "that is not the point; but +whether it is or is not a pack-saddle, as your worships say." + +On hearing this one of the newly arrived officers of the Brotherhood, who +had been listening to the dispute and controversy, unable to restrain his +anger and impatience, exclaimed, "It is a pack-saddle as sure as my +father is my father, and whoever has said or will say anything else must +be drunk." + +"You lie like a rascally clown," returned Don Quixote; and lifting his +pike, which he had never let out of his hand, he delivered such a blow at +his head that, had not the officer dodged it, it would have stretched him +at full length. The pike was shivered in pieces against the ground, and +the rest of the officers, seeing their comrade assaulted, raised a shout, +calling for help for the Holy Brotherhood. The landlord, who was of the +fraternity, ran at once to fetch his staff of office and his sword, and +ranged himself on the side of his comrades; the servants of Don Luis +clustered round him, lest he should escape from them in the confusion; +the barber, seeing the house turned upside down, once more laid hold of +his pack-saddle and Sancho did the same; Don Quixote drew his sword and +charged the officers; Don Luis cried out to his servants to leave him +alone and go and help Don Quixote, and Cardenio and Don Fernando, who +were supporting him; the curate was shouting at the top of his voice, the +landlady was screaming, her daughter was wailing, Maritornes was weeping, +Dorothea was aghast, Luscinda terror-stricken, and Dona Clara in a faint. +The barber cudgelled Sancho, and Sancho pommelled the barber; Don Luis +gave one of his servants, who ventured to catch him by the arm to keep +him from escaping, a cuff that bathed his teeth in blood; the Judge took +his part; Don Fernando had got one of the officers down and was +belabouring him heartily; the landlord raised his voice again calling for +help for the Holy Brotherhood; so that the whole inn was nothing but +cries, shouts, shrieks, confusion, terror, dismay, mishaps, sword-cuts, +fisticuffs, cudgellings, kicks, and bloodshed; and in the midst of all +this chaos, complication, and general entanglement, Don Quixote took it +into his head that he had been plunged into the thick of the discord of +Agramante's camp; and, in a voice that shook the inn like thunder, he +cried out: + +"Hold all, let all sheathe their swords, let all be calm and attend to me +as they value their lives!" + +All paused at his mighty voice, and he went on to say, "Did I not tell +you, sirs, that this castle was enchanted, and that a legion or so of +devils dwelt in it? In proof whereof I call upon you to behold with your +own eyes how the discord of Agramante's camp has come hither, and been +transferred into the midst of us. See how they fight, there for the +sword, here for the horse, on that side for the eagle, on this for the +helmet; we are all fighting, and all at cross purposes. Come then, you, +Senor Judge, and you, senor curate; let the one represent King Agramante +and the other King Sobrino, and make peace among us; for by God Almighty +it is a sorry business that so many persons of quality as we are should +slay one another for such trifling cause." The officers, who did not +understand Don Quixote's mode of speaking, and found themselves roughly +handled by Don Fernando, Cardenio, and their companions, were not to be +appeased; the barber was, however, for both his beard and his pack-saddle +were the worse for the struggle; Sancho like a good servant obeyed the +slightest word of his master; while the four servants of Don Luis kept +quiet when they saw how little they gained by not being so. The landlord +alone insisted upon it that they must punish the insolence of this +madman, who at every turn raised a disturbance in the inn; but at length +the uproar was stilled for the present; the pack-saddle remained a +caparison till the day of judgment, and the basin a helmet and the inn a +castle in Don Quixote's imagination. + +All having been now pacified and made friends by the persuasion of the +Judge and the curate, the servants of Don Luis began again to urge him to +return with them at once; and while he was discussing the matter with +them, the Judge took counsel with Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the curate +as to what he ought to do in the case, telling them how it stood, and +what Don Luis had said to him. It was agreed at length that Don Fernando +should tell the servants of Don Luis who he was, and that it was his +desire that Don Luis should accompany him to Andalusia, where he would +receive from the marquis his brother the welcome his quality entitled him +to; for, otherwise, it was easy to see from the determination of Don Luis +that he would not return to his father at present, though they tore him +to pieces. On learning the rank of Don Fernando and the resolution of Don +Luis the four then settled it between themselves that three of them +should return to tell his father how matters stood, and that the other +should remain to wait upon Don Luis, and not leave him until they came +back for him, or his father's orders were known. Thus by the authority of +Agramante and the wisdom of King Sobrino all this complication of +disputes was arranged; but the enemy of concord and hater of peace, +feeling himself slighted and made a fool of, and seeing how little he had +gained after having involved them all in such an elaborate entanglement, +resolved to try his hand once more by stirring up fresh quarrels and +disturbances. + +It came about in this wise: the officers were pacified on learning the +rank of those with whom they had been engaged, and withdrew from the +contest, considering that whatever the result might be they were likely +to get the worst of the battle; but one of them, the one who had been +thrashed and kicked by Don Fernando, recollected that among some warrants +he carried for the arrest of certain delinquents, he had one against Don +Quixote, whom the Holy Brotherhood had ordered to be arrested for setting +the galley slaves free, as Sancho had, with very good reason, +apprehended. Suspecting how it was, then, he wished to satisfy himself as +to whether Don Quixote's features corresponded; and taking a parchment +out of his bosom he lit upon what he was in search of, and setting +himself to read it deliberately, for he was not a quick reader, as he +made out each word he fixed his eyes on Don Quixote, and went on +comparing the description in the warrant with his face, and discovered +that beyond all doubt he was the person described in it. As soon as he +had satisfied himself, folding up the parchment, he took the warrant in +his left hand and with his right seized Don Quixote by the collar so +tightly that he did not allow him to breathe, and shouted aloud, "Help +for the Holy Brotherhood! and that you may see I demand it in earnest, +read this warrant which says this highwayman is to be arrested." + +The curate took the warrant and saw that what the officer said was true, +and that it agreed with Don Quixote's appearance, who, on his part, when +he found himself roughly handled by this rascally clown, worked up to the +highest pitch of wrath, and all his joints cracking with rage, with both +hands seized the officer by the throat with all his might, so that had he +not been helped by his comrades he would have yielded up his life ere Don +Quixote released his hold. The landlord, who had perforce to support his +brother officers, ran at once to aid them. The landlady, when she saw her +husband engaged in a fresh quarrel, lifted up her voice afresh, and its +note was immediately caught up by Maritornes and her daughter, calling +upon heaven and all present for help; and Sancho, seeing what was going +on, exclaimed, "By the Lord, it is quite true what my master says about +the enchantments of this castle, for it is impossible to live an hour in +peace in it!" + +Don Fernando parted the officer and Don Quixote, and to their mutual +contentment made them relax the grip by which they held, the one the coat +collar, the other the throat of his adversary; for all this, however, the +officers did not cease to demand their prisoner and call on them to help, +and deliver him over bound into their power, as was required for the +service of the King and of the Holy Brotherhood, on whose behalf they +again demanded aid and assistance to effect the capture of this robber +and footpad of the highways. + +Don Quixote smiled when he heard these words, and said very calmly, "Come +now, base, ill-born brood; call ye it highway robbery to give freedom to +those in bondage, to release the captives, to succour the miserable, to +raise up the fallen, to relieve the needy? Infamous beings, who by your +vile grovelling intellects deserve that heaven should not make known to +you the virtue that lies in knight-errantry, or show you the sin and +ignorance in which ye lie when ye refuse to respect the shadow, not to +say the presence, of any knight-errant! Come now; band, not of officers, +but of thieves; footpads with the licence of the Holy Brotherhood; tell +me who was the ignoramus who signed a warrant of arrest against such a +knight as I am? Who was he that did not know that knights-errant are +independent of all jurisdictions, that their law is their sword, their +charter their prowess, and their edicts their will? Who, I say again, was +the fool that knows not that there are no letters patent of nobility that +confer such privileges or exemptions as a knight-errant acquires the day +he is dubbed a knight, and devotes himself to the arduous calling of +chivalry? What knight-errant ever paid poll-tax, duty, queen's pin-money, +king's dues, toll or ferry? What tailor ever took payment of him for +making his clothes? What castellan that received him in his castle ever +made him pay his shot? What king did not seat him at his table? What +damsel was not enamoured of him and did not yield herself up wholly to +his will and pleasure? And, lastly, what knight-errant has there been, is +there, or will there ever be in the world, not bold enough to give, +single-handed, four hundred cudgellings to four hundred officers of the +Holy Brotherhood if they come in his way?" + + + + +CHAPTER XLVI. + +OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY +BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON QUIXOTE + + +While Don Quixote was talking in this strain, the curate was endeavouring +to persuade the officers that he was out of his senses, as they might +perceive by his deeds and his words, and that they need not press the +matter any further, for even if they arrested him and carried him off, +they would have to release him by-and-by as a madman; to which the holder +of the warrant replied that he had nothing to do with inquiring into Don +Quixote's madness, but only to execute his superior's orders, and that +once taken they might let him go three hundred times if they liked. + +"For all that," said the curate, "you must not take him away this time, +nor will he, it is my opinion, let himself be taken away." + +In short, the curate used such arguments, and Don Quixote did such mad +things, that the officers would have been more mad than he was if they +had not perceived his want of wits, and so they thought it best to allow +themselves to be pacified, and even to act as peacemakers between the +barber and Sancho Panza, who still continued their altercation with much +bitterness. In the end they, as officers of justice, settled the question +by arbitration in such a manner that both sides were, if not perfectly +contented, at least to some extent satisfied; for they changed the +pack-saddles, but not the girths or head-stalls; and as to Mambrino's +helmet, the curate, under the rose and without Don Quixote's knowing it, +paid eight reals for the basin, and the barber executed a full receipt +and engagement to make no further demand then or thenceforth for +evermore, amen. These two disputes, which were the most important and +gravest, being settled, it only remained for the servants of Don Luis to +consent that three of them should return while one was left to accompany +him whither Don Fernando desired to take him; and good luck and better +fortune, having already begun to solve difficulties and remove +obstructions in favour of the lovers and warriors of the inn, were +pleased to persevere and bring everything to a happy issue; for the +servants agreed to do as Don Luis wished; which gave Dona Clara such +happiness that no one could have looked into her face just then without +seeing the joy of her heart. Zoraida, though she did not fully comprehend +all she saw, was grave or gay without knowing why, as she watched and +studied the various countenances, but particularly her Spaniard's, whom +she followed with her eyes and clung to with her soul. The gift and +compensation which the curate gave the barber had not escaped the +landlord's notice, and he demanded Don Quixote's reckoning, together with +the amount of the damage to his wine-skins, and the loss of his wine, +swearing that neither Rocinante nor Sancho's ass should leave the inn +until he had been paid to the very last farthing. The curate settled all +amicably, and Don Fernando paid; though the Judge had also very readily +offered to pay the score; and all became so peaceful and quiet that the +inn no longer reminded one of the discord of Agramante's camp, as Don +Quixote said, but of the peace and tranquillity of the days of +Octavianus: for all which it was the universal opinion that their thanks +were due to the great zeal and eloquence of the curate, and to the +unexampled generosity of Don Fernando. + +Finding himself now clear and quit of all quarrels, his squire's as well +as his own, Don Quixote considered that it would be advisable to continue +the journey he had begun, and bring to a close that great adventure for +which he had been called and chosen; and with this high resolve he went +and knelt before Dorothea, who, however, would not allow him to utter a +word until he had risen; so to obey her he rose, and said, "It is a +common proverb, fair lady, that 'diligence is the mother of good +fortune,' and experience has often shown in important affairs that the +earnestness of the negotiator brings the doubtful case to a successful +termination; but in nothing does this truth show itself more plainly than +in war, where quickness and activity forestall the devices of the enemy, +and win the victory before the foe has time to defend himself. All this I +say, exalted and esteemed lady, because it seems to me that for us to +remain any longer in this castle now is useless, and may be injurious to +us in a way that we shall find out some day; for who knows but that your +enemy the giant may have learned by means of secret and diligent spies +that I am going to destroy him, and if the opportunity be given him he +may seize it to fortify himself in some impregnable castle or stronghold, +against which all my efforts and the might of my indefatigable arm may +avail but little? Therefore, lady, let us, as I say, forestall his +schemes by our activity, and let us depart at once in quest of fair +fortune; for your highness is only kept from enjoying it as fully as you +could desire by my delay in encountering your adversary." + +Don Quixote held his peace and said no more, calmly awaiting the reply of +the beauteous princess, who, with commanding dignity and in a style +adapted to Don Quixote's own, replied to him in these words, "I give you +thanks, sir knight, for the eagerness you, like a good knight to whom it +is a natural obligation to succour the orphan and the needy, display to +afford me aid in my sore trouble; and heaven grant that your wishes and +mine may be realised, so that you may see that there are women in this +world capable of gratitude; as to my departure, let it be forthwith, for +I have no will but yours; dispose of me entirely in accordance with your +good pleasure; for she who has once entrusted to you the defence of her +person, and placed in your hands the recovery of her dominions, must not +think of offering opposition to that which your wisdom may ordain." + +"On, then, in God's name," said Don Quixote; "for, when a lady humbles +herself to me, I will not lose the opportunity of raising her up and +placing her on the throne of her ancestors. Let us depart at once, for +the common saying that in delay there is danger, lends spurs to my +eagerness to take the road; and as neither heaven has created nor hell +seen any that can daunt or intimidate me, saddle Rocinante, Sancho, and +get ready thy ass and the queen's palfrey, and let us take leave of the +castellan and these gentlemen, and go hence this very instant." + +Sancho, who was standing by all the time, said, shaking his head, "Ah! +master, master, there is more mischief in the village than one hears of, +begging all good bodies' pardon." + +"What mischief can there be in any village, or in all the cities of the +world, you booby, that can hurt my reputation?" said Don Quixote. + +"If your worship is angry," replied Sancho, "I will hold my tongue and +leave unsaid what as a good squire I am bound to say, and what a good +servant should tell his master." + +"Say what thou wilt," returned Don Quixote, "provided thy words be not +meant to work upon my fears; for thou, if thou fearest, art behaving like +thyself; but I like myself, in not fearing." + +"It is nothing of the sort, as I am a sinner before God," said Sancho, +"but that I take it to be sure and certain that this lady, who calls +herself queen of the great kingdom of Micomicon, is no more so than my +mother; for, if she was what she says, she would not go rubbing noses +with one that is here every instant and behind every door." + +Dorothea turned red at Sancho's words, for the truth was that her husband +Don Fernando had now and then, when the others were not looking, gathered +from her lips some of the reward his love had earned, and Sancho seeing +this had considered that such freedom was more like a courtesan than a +queen of a great kingdom; she, however, being unable or not caring to +answer him, allowed him to proceed, and he continued, "This I say, senor, +because, if after we have travelled roads and highways, and passed bad +nights and worse days, one who is now enjoying himself in this inn is to +reap the fruit of our labours, there is no need for me to be in a hurry +to saddle Rocinante, put the pad on the ass, or get ready the palfrey; +for it will be better for us to stay quiet, and let every jade mind her +spinning, and let us go to dinner." + +Good God, what was the indignation of Don Quixote when he heard the +audacious words of his squire! So great was it, that in a voice +inarticulate with rage, with a stammering tongue, and eyes that flashed +living fire, he exclaimed, "Rascally clown, boorish, insolent, and +ignorant, ill-spoken, foul-mouthed, impudent backbiter and slanderer! +Hast thou dared to utter such words in my presence and in that of these +illustrious ladies? Hast thou dared to harbour such gross and shameless +thoughts in thy muddled imagination? Begone from my presence, thou born +monster, storehouse of lies, hoard of untruths, garner of knaveries, +inventor of scandals, publisher of absurdities, enemy of the respect due +to royal personages! Begone, show thyself no more before me under pain of +my wrath;" and so saying he knitted his brows, puffed out his cheeks, +gazed around him, and stamped on the ground violently with his right +foot, showing in every way the rage that was pent up in his heart; and at +his words and furious gestures Sancho was so scared and terrified that he +would have been glad if the earth had opened that instant and swallowed +him, and his only thought was to turn round and make his escape from the +angry presence of his master. + +But the ready-witted Dorothea, who by this time so well understood Don +Quixote's humour, said, to mollify his wrath, "Be not irritated at the +absurdities your good squire has uttered, Sir Knight of the Rueful +Countenance, for perhaps he did not utter them without cause, and from +his good sense and Christian conscience it is not likely that he would +bear false witness against anyone. We may therefore believe, without any +hesitation, that since, as you say, sir knight, everything in this castle +goes and is brought about by means of enchantment, Sancho, I say, may +possibly have seen, through this diabolical medium, what he says he saw +so much to the detriment of my modesty." + +"I swear by God Omnipotent," exclaimed Don Quixote at this, "your +highness has hit the point; and that some vile illusion must have come +before this sinner of a Sancho, that made him see what it would have been +impossible to see by any other means than enchantments; for I know well +enough, from the poor fellow's goodness and harmlessness, that he is +incapable of bearing false witness against anybody." + +"True, no doubt," said Don Fernando, "for which reason, Senor Don +Quixote, you ought to forgive him and restore him to the bosom of your +favour, sicut erat in principio, before illusions of this sort had taken +away his senses." + +Don Quixote said he was ready to pardon him, and the curate went for +Sancho, who came in very humbly, and falling on his knees begged for the +hand of his master, who having presented it to him and allowed him to +kiss it, gave him his blessing and said, "Now, Sancho my son, thou wilt +be convinced of the truth of what I have many a time told thee, that +everything in this castle is done by means of enchantment." + +"So it is, I believe," said Sancho, "except the affair of the blanket, +which came to pass in reality by ordinary means." + +"Believe it not," said Don Quixote, "for had it been so, I would have +avenged thee that instant, or even now; but neither then nor now could I, +nor have I seen anyone upon whom to avenge thy wrong." + +They were all eager to know what the affair of the blanket was, and the +landlord gave them a minute account of Sancho's flights, at which they +laughed not a little, and at which Sancho would have been no less out of +countenance had not his master once more assured him it was all +enchantment. For all that his simplicity never reached so high a pitch +that he could persuade himself it was not the plain and simple truth, +without any deception whatever about it, that he had been blanketed by +beings of flesh and blood, and not by visionary and imaginary phantoms, +as his master believed and protested. + +The illustrious company had now been two days in the inn; and as it +seemed to them time to depart, they devised a plan so that, without +giving Dorothea and Don Fernando the trouble of going back with Don +Quixote to his village under pretence of restoring Queen Micomicona, the +curate and the barber might carry him away with them as they proposed, +and the curate be able to take his madness in hand at home; and in +pursuance of their plan they arranged with the owner of an oxcart who +happened to be passing that way to carry him after this fashion. They +constructed a kind of cage with wooden bars, large enough to hold Don +Quixote comfortably; and then Don Fernando and his companions, the +servants of Don Luis, and the officers of the Brotherhood, together with +the landlord, by the directions and advice of the curate, covered their +faces and disguised themselves, some in one way, some in another, so as +to appear to Don Quixote quite different from the persons he had seen in +the castle. This done, in profound silence they entered the room where he +was asleep, taking his his rest after the past frays, and advancing to +where he was sleeping tranquilly, not dreaming of anything of the kind +happening, they seized him firmly and bound him fast hand and foot, so +that, when he awoke startled, he was unable to move, and could only +marvel and wonder at the strange figures he saw before him; upon which he +at once gave way to the idea which his crazed fancy invariably conjured +up before him, and took it into his head that all these shapes were +phantoms of the enchanted castle, and that he himself was unquestionably +enchanted as he could neither move nor help himself; precisely what the +curate, the concoctor of the scheme, expected would happen. Of all that +were there Sancho was the only one who was at once in his senses and in +his own proper character, and he, though he was within very little of +sharing his master's infirmity, did not fail to perceive who all these +disguised figures were; but he did not dare to open his lips until he saw +what came of this assault and capture of his master; nor did the latter +utter a word, waiting to the upshot of his mishap; which was that +bringing in the cage, they shut him up in it and nailed the bars so +firmly that they could not be easily burst open. + +They then took him on their shoulders, and as they passed out of the room +an awful voice--as much so as the barber, not he of the pack-saddle but +the other, was able to make it--was heard to say, "O Knight of the Rueful +Countenance, let not this captivity in which thou art placed afflict +thee, for this must needs be, for the more speedy accomplishment of the +adventure in which thy great heart has engaged thee; the which shall be +accomplished when the raging Manchegan lion and the white Tobosan dove +shall be linked together, having first humbled their haughty necks to the +gentle yoke of matrimony. And from this marvellous union shall come forth +to the light of the world brave whelps that shall rival the ravening +claws of their valiant father; and this shall come to pass ere the +pursuer of the flying nymph shall in his swift natural course have twice +visited the starry signs. And thou, O most noble and obedient squire that +ever bore sword at side, beard on face, or nose to smell with, be not +dismayed or grieved to see the flower of knight-errantry carried away +thus before thy very eyes; for soon, if it so please the Framer of the +universe, thou shalt see thyself exalted to such a height that thou shalt +not know thyself, and the promises which thy good master has made thee +shall not prove false; and I assure thee, on the authority of the sage +Mentironiana, that thy wages shall be paid thee, as thou shalt see in due +season. Follow then the footsteps of the valiant enchanted knight, for it +is expedient that thou shouldst go to the destination assigned to both of +you; and as it is not permitted to me to say more, God be with thee; for +I return to that place I wot of;" and as he brought the prophecy to a +close he raised his voice to a high pitch, and then lowered it to such a +soft tone, that even those who knew it was all a joke were almost +inclined to take what they heard seriously. + +Don Quixote was comforted by the prophecy he heard, for he at once +comprehended its meaning perfectly, and perceived it was promised to him +that he should see himself united in holy and lawful matrimony with his +beloved Dulcinea del Toboso, from whose blessed womb should proceed the +whelps, his sons, to the eternal glory of La Mancha; and being thoroughly +and firmly persuaded of this, he lifted up his voice, and with a deep +sigh exclaimed, "Oh thou, whoever thou art, who hast foretold me so much +good, I implore of thee that on my part thou entreat that sage enchanter +who takes charge of my interests, that he leave me not to perish in this +captivity in which they are now carrying me away, ere I see fulfilled +promises so joyful and incomparable as those which have been now made me; +for, let this but come to pass, and I shall glory in the pains of my +prison, find comfort in these chains wherewith they bind me, and regard +this bed whereon they stretch me, not as a hard battle-field, but as a +soft and happy nuptial couch; and touching the consolation of Sancho +Panza, my squire, I rely upon his goodness and rectitude that he will not +desert me in good or evil fortune; for if, by his ill luck or mine, it +may not happen to be in my power to give him the island I have promised, +or any equivalent for it, at least his wages shall not be lost; for in my +will, which is already made, I have declared the sum that shall be paid +to him, measured, not by his many faithful services, but by the means at +my disposal." + +Sancho bowed his head very respectfully and kissed both his hands, for, +being tied together, he could not kiss one; and then the apparitions +lifted the cage upon their shoulders and fixed it upon the ox-cart. + + + + +CHAPTER XLVII. + +OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WAS CARRIED AWAY +ENCHANTED, TOGETHER WITH OTHER REMARKABLE INCIDENTS + + +When Don Quixote saw himself caged and hoisted on the cart in this way, +he said, "Many grave histories of knights-errant have I read; but never +yet have I read, seen, or heard of their carrying off enchanted +knights-errant in this fashion, or at the slow pace that these lazy, +sluggish animals promise; for they always take them away through the air +with marvellous swiftness, enveloped in a dark thick cloud, or on a +chariot of fire, or it may be on some hippogriff or other beast of the +kind; but to carry me off like this on an ox-cart! By God, it puzzles me! +But perhaps the chivalry and enchantments of our day take a different +course from that of those in days gone by; and it may be, too, that as I +am a new knight in the world, and the first to revive the already +forgotten calling of knight-adventurers, they may have newly invented +other kinds of enchantments and other modes of carrying off the +enchanted. What thinkest thou of the matter, Sancho my son?" + +"I don't know what to think," answered Sancho, "not being as well read as +your worship in errant writings; but for all that I venture to say and +swear that these apparitions that are about us are not quite catholic." + +"Catholic!" said Don Quixote. "Father of me! how can they be Catholic +when they are all devils that have taken fantastic shapes to come and do +this, and bring me to this condition? And if thou wouldst prove it, touch +them, and feel them, and thou wilt find they have only bodies of air, and +no consistency except in appearance." + +"By God, master," returned Sancho, "I have touched them already; and that +devil, that goes about there so busily, has firm flesh, and another +property very different from what I have heard say devils have, for by +all accounts they all smell of brimstone and other bad smells; but this +one smells of amber half a league off." Sancho was here speaking of Don +Fernando, who, like a gentleman of his rank, was very likely perfumed as +Sancho said. + +"Marvel not at that, Sancho my friend," said Don Quixote; "for let me +tell thee devils are crafty; and even if they do carry odours about with +them, they themselves have no smell, because they are spirits; or, if +they have any smell, they cannot smell of anything sweet, but of +something foul and fetid; and the reason is that as they carry hell with +them wherever they go, and can get no ease whatever from their torments, +and as a sweet smell is a thing that gives pleasure and enjoyment, it is +impossible that they can smell sweet; if, then, this devil thou speakest +of seems to thee to smell of amber, either thou art deceiving thyself, or +he wants to deceive thee by making thee fancy he is not a devil." + +Such was the conversation that passed between master and man; and Don +Fernando and Cardenio, apprehensive of Sancho's making a complete +discovery of their scheme, towards which he had already gone some way, +resolved to hasten their departure, and calling the landlord aside, they +directed him to saddle Rocinante and put the pack-saddle on Sancho's ass, +which he did with great alacrity. In the meantime the curate had made an +arrangement with the officers that they should bear them company as far +as his village, he paying them so much a day. Cardenio hung the buckler +on one side of the bow of Rocinante's saddle and the basin on the other, +and by signs commanded Sancho to mount his ass and take Rocinante's +bridle, and at each side of the cart he placed two officers with their +muskets; but before the cart was put in motion, out came the landlady and +her daughter and Maritornes to bid Don Quixote farewell, pretending to +weep with grief at his misfortune; and to them Don Quixote said: + +"Weep not, good ladies, for all these mishaps are the lot of those who +follow the profession I profess; and if these reverses did not befall me +I should not esteem myself a famous knight-errant; for such things never +happen to knights of little renown and fame, because nobody in the world +thinks about them; to valiant knights they do, for these are envied for +their virtue and valour by many princes and other knights who compass the +destruction of the worthy by base means. Nevertheless, virtue is of +herself so mighty, that, in spite of all the magic that Zoroaster its +first inventor knew, she will come victorious out of every trial, and +shed her light upon the earth as the sun does upon the heavens. Forgive +me, fair ladies, if, through inadvertence, I have in aught offended you; +for intentionally and wittingly I have never done so to any; and pray to +God that he deliver me from this captivity to which some malevolent +enchanter has consigned me; and should I find myself released therefrom, +the favours that ye have bestowed upon me in this castle shall be held in +memory by me, that I may acknowledge, recognise, and requite them as they +deserve." + +While this was passing between the ladies of the castle and Don Quixote, +the curate and the barber bade farewell to Don Fernando and his +companions, to the captain, his brother, and the ladies, now all made +happy, and in particular to Dorothea and Luscinda. They all embraced one +another, and promised to let each other know how things went with them, +and Don Fernando directed the curate where to write to him, to tell him +what became of Don Quixote, assuring him that there was nothing that +could give him more pleasure than to hear of it, and that he too, on his +part, would send him word of everything he thought he would like to know, +about his marriage, Zoraida's baptism, Don Luis's affair, and Luscinda's +return to her home. The curate promised to comply with his request +carefully, and they embraced once more, and renewed their promises. + +The landlord approached the curate and handed him some papers, saying he +had discovered them in the lining of the valise in which the novel of +"The Ill-advised Curiosity" had been found, and that he might take them +all away with him as their owner had not since returned; for, as he could +not read, he did not want them himself. The curate thanked him, and +opening them he saw at the beginning of the manuscript the words, "Novel +of Rinconete and Cortadillo," by which he perceived that it was a novel, +and as that of "The Ill-advised Curiosity" had been good he concluded +this would be so too, as they were both probably by the same author; so +he kept it, intending to read it when he had an opportunity. He then +mounted and his friend the barber did the same, both masked, so as not to +be recognised by Don Quixote, and set out following in the rear of the +cart. The order of march was this: first went the cart with the owner +leading it; at each side of it marched the officers of the Brotherhood, +as has been said, with their muskets; then followed Sancho Panza on his +ass, leading Rocinante by the bridle; and behind all came the curate and +the barber on their mighty mules, with faces covered, as aforesaid, and a +grave and serious air, measuring their pace to suit the slow steps of the +oxen. Don Quixote was seated in the cage, with his hands tied and his +feet stretched out, leaning against the bars as silent and as patient as +if he were a stone statue and not a man of flesh. Thus slowly and +silently they made, it might be, two leagues, until they reached a valley +which the carter thought a convenient place for resting and feeding his +oxen, and he said so to the curate, but the barber was of opinion that +they ought to push on a little farther, as at the other side of a hill +which appeared close by he knew there was a valley that had more grass +and much better than the one where they proposed to halt; and his advice +was taken and they continued their journey. + +Just at that moment the curate, looking back, saw coming on behind them +six or seven mounted men, well found and equipped, who soon overtook +them, for they were travelling, not at the sluggish, deliberate pace of +oxen, but like men who rode canons' mules, and in haste to take their +noontide rest as soon as possible at the inn which was in sight not a +league off. The quick travellers came up with the slow, and courteous +salutations were exchanged; and one of the new comers, who was, in fact, +a canon of Toledo and master of the others who accompanied him, observing +the regular order of the procession, the cart, the officers, Sancho, +Rocinante, the curate and the barber, and above all Don Quixote caged and +confined, could not help asking what was the meaning of carrying the man +in that fashion; though, from the badges of the officers, he already +concluded that he must be some desperate highwayman or other malefactor +whose punishment fell within the jurisdiction of the Holy Brotherhood. +One of the officers to whom he had put the question, replied, "Let the +gentleman himself tell you the meaning of his going this way, senor, for +we do not know." + +Don Quixote overheard the conversation and said, "Haply, gentlemen, you +are versed and learned in matters of errant chivalry? Because if you are +I will tell you my misfortunes; if not, there is no good in my giving +myself the trouble of relating them;" but here the curate and the barber, +seeing that the travellers were engaged in conversation with Don Quixote, +came forward, in order to answer in such a way as to save their stratagem +from being discovered. + +The canon, replying to Don Quixote, said, "In truth, brother, I know more +about books of chivalry than I do about Villalpando's elements of logic; +so if that be all, you may safely tell me what you please." + +"In God's name, then, senor," replied Don Quixote; "if that be so, I +would have you know that I am held enchanted in this cage by the envy and +fraud of wicked enchanters; for virtue is more persecuted by the wicked +than loved by the good. I am a knight-errant, and not one of those whose +names Fame has never thought of immortalising in her record, but of those +who, in defiance and in spite of envy itself, and all the magicians that +Persia, or Brahmans that India, or Gymnosophists that Ethiopia ever +produced, will place their names in the temple of immortality, to serve +as examples and patterns for ages to come, whereby knights-errant may see +the footsteps in which they must tread if they would attain the summit +and crowning point of honour in arms." + +"What Senor Don Quixote of La Mancha says," observed the curate, "is the +truth; for he goes enchanted in this cart, not from any fault or sins of +his, but because of the malevolence of those to whom virtue is odious and +valour hateful. This, senor, is the Knight of the Rueful Countenance, if +you have ever heard him named, whose valiant achievements and mighty +deeds shall be written on lasting brass and imperishable marble, +notwithstanding all the efforts of envy to obscure them and malice to +hide them." + +When the canon heard both the prisoner and the man who was at liberty +talk in such a strain he was ready to cross himself in his astonishment, +and could not make out what had befallen him; and all his attendants were +in the same state of amazement. + +At this point Sancho Panza, who had drawn near to hear the conversation, +said, in order to make everything plain, "Well, sirs, you may like or +dislike what I am going to say, but the fact of the matter is, my master, +Don Quixote, is just as much enchanted as my mother. He is in his full +senses, he eats and he drinks, and he has his calls like other men and as +he had yesterday, before they caged him. And if that's the case, what do +they mean by wanting me to believe that he is enchanted? For I have heard +many a one say that enchanted people neither eat, nor sleep, nor talk; +and my master, if you don't stop him, will talk more than thirty +lawyers." Then turning to the curate he exclaimed, "Ah, senor curate, +senor curate! do you think I don't know you? Do you think I don't guess +and see the drift of these new enchantments? Well then, I can tell you I +know you, for all your face is covered, and I can tell you I am up to +you, however you may hide your tricks. After all, where envy reigns +virtue cannot live, and where there is niggardliness there can be no +liberality. Ill betide the devil! if it had not been for your worship my +master would be married to the Princess Micomicona this minute, and I +should be a count at least; for no less was to be expected, as well from +the goodness of my master, him of the Rueful Countenance, as from the +greatness of my services. But I see now how true it is what they say in +these parts, that the wheel of fortune turns faster than a mill-wheel, +and that those who were up yesterday are down to-day. I am sorry for my +wife and children, for when they might fairly and reasonably expect to +see their father return to them a governor or viceroy of some island or +kingdom, they will see him come back a horse-boy. I have said all this, +senor curate, only to urge your paternity to lay to your conscience your +ill-treatment of my master; and have a care that God does not call you to +account in another life for making a prisoner of him in this way, and +charge against you all the succours and good deeds that my lord Don +Quixote leaves undone while he is shut up. + +"Trim those lamps there!" exclaimed the barber at this; "so you are of +the same fraternity as your master, too, Sancho? By God, I begin to see +that you will have to keep him company in the cage, and be enchanted like +him for having caught some of his humour and chivalry. It was an evil +hour when you let yourself be got with child by his promises, and that +island you long so much for found its way into your head." + +"I am not with child by anyone," returned Sancho, "nor am I a man to let +myself be got with child, if it was by the King himself. Though I am poor +I am an old Christian, and I owe nothing to nobody, and if I long for an +island, other people long for worse. Each of us is the son of his own +works; and being a man I may come to be pope, not to say governor of an +island, especially as my master may win so many that he will not know +whom to give them to. Mind how you talk, master barber; for shaving is +not everything, and there is some difference between Peter and Peter. I +say this because we all know one another, and it will not do to throw +false dice with me; and as to the enchantment of my master, God knows the +truth; leave it as it is; it only makes it worse to stir it." + +The barber did not care to answer Sancho lest by his plain speaking he +should disclose what the curate and he himself were trying so hard to +conceal; and under the same apprehension the curate had asked the canon +to ride on a little in advance, so that he might tell him the mystery of +this man in the cage, and other things that would amuse him. The canon +agreed, and going on ahead with his servants, listened with attention to +the account of the character, life, madness, and ways of Don Quixote, +given him by the curate, who described to him briefly the beginning and +origin of his craze, and told him the whole story of his adventures up to +his being confined in the cage, together with the plan they had of taking +him home to try if by any means they could discover a cure for his +madness. The canon and his servants were surprised anew when they heard +Don Quixote's strange story, and when it was finished he said, "To tell +the truth, senor curate, I for my part consider what they call books of +chivalry to be mischievous to the State; and though, led by idle and +false taste, I have read the beginnings of almost all that have been +printed, I never could manage to read any one of them from beginning to +end; for it seems to me they are all more or less the same thing; and one +has nothing more in it than another; this no more than that. And in my +opinion this sort of writing and composition is of the same species as +the fables they call the Milesian, nonsensical tales that aim solely at +giving amusement and not instruction, exactly the opposite of the +apologue fables which amuse and instruct at the same time. And though it +may be the chief object of such books to amuse, I do not know how they +can succeed, when they are so full of such monstrous nonsense. For the +enjoyment the mind feels must come from the beauty and harmony which it +perceives or contemplates in the things that the eye or the imagination +brings before it; and nothing that has any ugliness or disproportion +about it can give any pleasure. What beauty, then, or what proportion of +the parts to the whole, or of the whole to the parts, can there be in a +book or fable where a lad of sixteen cuts down a giant as tall as a tower +and makes two halves of him as if he was an almond cake? And when they +want to give us a picture of a battle, after having told us that there +are a million of combatants on the side of the enemy, let the hero of the +book be opposed to them, and we have perforce to believe, whether we like +it or not, that the said knight wins the victory by the single might of +his strong arm. And then, what shall we say of the facility with which a +born queen or empress will give herself over into the arms of some +unknown wandering knight? What mind, that is not wholly barbarous and +uncultured, can find pleasure in reading of how a great tower full of +knights sails away across the sea like a ship with a fair wind, and will +be to-night in Lombardy and to-morrow morning in the land of Prester John +of the Indies, or some other that Ptolemy never described nor Marco Polo +saw? And if, in answer to this, I am told that the authors of books of +the kind write them as fiction, and therefore are not bound to regard +niceties of truth, I would reply that fiction is all the better the more +it looks like truth, and gives the more pleasure the more probability and +possibility there is about it. Plots in fiction should be wedded to the +understanding of the reader, and be constructed in such a way that, +reconciling impossibilities, smoothing over difficulties, keeping the +mind on the alert, they may surprise, interest, divert, and entertain, so +that wonder and delight joined may keep pace one with the other; all +which he will fail to effect who shuns verisimilitude and truth to +nature, wherein lies the perfection of writing. I have never yet seen any +book of chivalry that puts together a connected plot complete in all its +numbers, so that the middle agrees with the beginning, and the end with +the beginning and middle; on the contrary, they construct them with such +a multitude of members that it seems as though they meant to produce a +chimera or monster rather than a well-proportioned figure. And besides +all this they are harsh in their style, incredible in their achievements, +licentious in their amours, uncouth in their courtly speeches, prolix in +their battles, silly in their arguments, absurd in their travels, and, in +short, wanting in everything like intelligent art; for which reason they +deserve to be banished from the Christian commonwealth as a worthless +breed." + +The curate listened to him attentively and felt that he was a man of +sound understanding, and that there was good reason in what he said; so +he told him that, being of the same opinion himself, and bearing a grudge +to books of chivalry, he had burned all Don Quixote's, which were many; +and gave him an account of the scrutiny he had made of them, and of those +he had condemned to the flames and those he had spared, with which the +canon was not a little amused, adding that though he had said so much in +condemnation of these books, still he found one good thing in them, and +that was the opportunity they afforded to a gifted intellect for +displaying itself; for they presented a wide and spacious field over +which the pen might range freely, describing shipwrecks, tempests, +combats, battles, portraying a valiant captain with all the +qualifications requisite to make one, showing him sagacious in foreseeing +the wiles of the enemy, eloquent in speech to encourage or restrain his +soldiers, ripe in counsel, rapid in resolve, as bold in biding his time +as in pressing the attack; now picturing some sad tragic incident, now +some joyful and unexpected event; here a beauteous lady, virtuous, wise, +and modest; there a Christian knight, brave and gentle; here a lawless, +barbarous braggart; there a courteous prince, gallant and gracious; +setting forth the devotion and loyalty of vassals, the greatness and +generosity of nobles. "Or again," said he, "the author may show himself +to be an astronomer, or a skilled cosmographer, or musician, or one +versed in affairs of state, and sometimes he will have a chance of coming +forward as a magician if he likes. He can set forth the craftiness of +Ulysses, the piety of AEneas, the valour of Achilles, the misfortunes of +Hector, the treachery of Sinon, the friendship of Euryalus, the +generosity of Alexander, the boldness of Caesar, the clemency and truth +of Trajan, the fidelity of Zopyrus, the wisdom of Cato, and in short all +the faculties that serve to make an illustrious man perfect, now uniting +them in one individual, again distributing them among many; and if this +be done with charm of style and ingenious invention, aiming at the truth +as much as possible, he will assuredly weave a web of bright and varied +threads that, when finished, will display such perfection and beauty that +it will attain the worthiest object any writing can seek, which, as I +said before, is to give instruction and pleasure combined; for the +unrestricted range of these books enables the author to show his powers, +epic, lyric, tragic, or comic, and all the moods the sweet and winning +arts of poesy and oratory are capable of; for the epic may be written in +prose just as well as in verse." + + + + +CHAPTER XLVIII. + +IN WHICH THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS OF CHIVALRY, WITH +OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF HIS WIT + + +"It is as you say, senor canon," said the curate; "and for that reason +those who have hitherto written books of the sort deserve all the more +censure for writing without paying any attention to good taste or the +rules of art, by which they might guide themselves and become as famous +in prose as the two princes of Greek and Latin poetry are in verse." + +"I myself, at any rate," said the canon, "was once tempted to write a +book of chivalry in which all the points I have mentioned were to be +observed; and if I must own the truth I have more than a hundred sheets +written; and to try if it came up to my own opinion of it, I showed them +to persons who were fond of this kind of reading, to learned and +intelligent men as well as to ignorant people who cared for nothing but +the pleasure of listening to nonsense, and from all I obtained flattering +approval; nevertheless I proceeded no farther with it, as well because it +seemed to me an occupation inconsistent with my profession, as because I +perceived that the fools are more numerous than the wise; and, though it +is better to be praised by the wise few than applauded by the foolish +many, I have no mind to submit myself to the stupid judgment of the silly +public, to whom the reading of such books falls for the most part. + +"But what most of all made me hold my hand and even abandon all idea of +finishing it was an argument I put to myself taken from the plays that +are acted now-a-days, which was in this wise: if those that are now in +vogue, as well those that are pure invention as those founded on history, +are, all or most of them, downright nonsense and things that have neither +head nor tail, and yet the public listens to them with delight, and +regards and cries them up as perfection when they are so far from it; and +if the authors who write them, and the players who act them, say that +this is what they must be, for the public wants this and will have +nothing else; and that those that go by rule and work out a plot +according to the laws of art will only find some half-dozen intelligent +people to understand them, while all the rest remain blind to the merit +of their composition; and that for themselves it is better to get bread +from the many than praise from the few; then my book will fare the same +way, after I have burnt off my eyebrows in trying to observe the +principles I have spoken of, and I shall be 'the tailor of the corner.' +And though I have sometimes endeavoured to convince actors that they are +mistaken in this notion they have adopted, and that they would attract +more people, and get more credit, by producing plays in accordance with +the rules of art, than by absurd ones, they are so thoroughly wedded to +their own opinion that no argument or evidence can wean them from it. + +"I remember saying one day to one of these obstinate fellows, 'Tell me, +do you not recollect that a few years ago, there were three tragedies +acted in Spain, written by a famous poet of these kingdoms, which were +such that they filled all who heard them with admiration, delight, and +interest, the ignorant as well as the wise, the masses as well as the +higher orders, and brought in more money to the performers, these three +alone, than thirty of the best that have been since produced?' + +"'No doubt,' replied the actor in question, 'you mean the "Isabella," the +"Phyllis," and the "Alexandra."' + +"'Those are the ones I mean,' said I; 'and see if they did not observe +the principles of art, and if, by observing them, they failed to show +their superiority and please all the world; so that the fault does not +lie with the public that insists upon nonsense, but with those who don't +know how to produce something else. "The Ingratitude Revenged" was not +nonsense, nor was there any in "The Numantia," nor any to be found in +"The Merchant Lover," nor yet in "The Friendly Fair Foe," nor in some +others that have been written by certain gifted poets, to their own fame +and renown, and to the profit of those that brought them out;' some +further remarks I added to these, with which, I think, I left him rather +dumbfoundered, but not so satisfied or convinced that I could disabuse +him of his error." + +"You have touched upon a subject, senor canon," observed the curate here, +"that has awakened an old enmity I have against the plays in vogue at the +present day, quite as strong as that which I bear to the books of +chivalry; for while the drama, according to Tully, should be the mirror +of human life, the model of manners, and the image of the truth, those +which are presented now-a-days are mirrors of nonsense, models of folly, +and images of lewdness. For what greater nonsense can there be in +connection with what we are now discussing than for an infant to appear +in swaddling clothes in the first scene of the first act, and in the +second a grown-up bearded man? Or what greater absurdity can there be +than putting before us an old man as a swashbuckler, a young man as a +poltroon, a lackey using fine language, a page giving sage advice, a king +plying as a porter, a princess who is a kitchen-maid? And then what shall +I say of their attention to the time in which the action they represent +may or can take place, save that I have seen a play where the first act +began in Europe, the second in Asia, the third finished in Africa, and no +doubt, had it been in four acts, the fourth would have ended in America, +and so it would have been laid in all four quarters of the globe? And if +truth to life is the main thing the drama should keep in view, how is it +possible for any average understanding to be satisfied when the action is +supposed to pass in the time of King Pepin or Charlemagne, and the +principal personage in it they represent to be the Emperor Heraclius who +entered Jerusalem with the cross and won the Holy Sepulchre, like Godfrey +of Bouillon, there being years innumerable between the one and the other? +or, if the play is based on fiction and historical facts are introduced, +or bits of what occurred to different people and at different times mixed +up with it, all, not only without any semblance of probability, but with +obvious errors that from every point of view are inexcusable? And the +worst of it is, there are ignorant people who say that this is +perfection, and that anything beyond this is affected refinement. And +then if we turn to sacred dramas--what miracles they invent in them! What +apocryphal, ill-devised incidents, attributing to one saint the miracles +of another! And even in secular plays they venture to introduce miracles +without any reason or object except that they think some such miracle, or +transformation as they call it, will come in well to astonish stupid +people and draw them to the play. All this tends to the prejudice of the +truth and the corruption of history, nay more, to the reproach of the +wits of Spain; for foreigners who scrupulously observe the laws of the +drama look upon us as barbarous and ignorant, when they see the absurdity +and nonsense of the plays we produce. Nor will it be a sufficient excuse +to say that the chief object well-ordered governments have in view when +they permit plays to be performed in public is to entertain the people +with some harmless amusement occasionally, and keep it from those evil +humours which idleness is apt to engender; and that, as this may be +attained by any sort of play, good or bad, there is no need to lay down +laws, or bind those who write or act them to make them as they ought to +be made, since, as I say, the object sought for may be secured by any +sort. To this I would reply that the same end would be, beyond all +comparison, better attained by means of good plays than by those that are +not so; for after listening to an artistic and properly constructed play, +the hearer will come away enlivened by the jests, instructed by the +serious parts, full of admiration at the incidents, his wits sharpened by +the arguments, warned by the tricks, all the wiser for the examples, +inflamed against vice, and in love with virtue; for in all these ways a +good play will stimulate the mind of the hearer be he ever so boorish or +dull; and of all impossibilities the greatest is that a play endowed with +all these qualities will not entertain, satisfy, and please much more +than one wanting in them, like the greater number of those which are +commonly acted now-a-days. Nor are the poets who write them to be blamed +for this; for some there are among them who are perfectly well aware of +their faults, and know what they ought to do; but as plays have become a +salable commodity, they say, and with truth, that the actors will not buy +them unless they are after this fashion; and so the poet tries to adapt +himself to the requirements of the actor who is to pay him for his work. +And that this is the truth may be seen by the countless plays that a most +fertile wit of these kingdoms has written, with so much brilliancy, so +much grace and gaiety, such polished versification, such choice language, +such profound reflections, and in a word, so rich in eloquence and +elevation of style, that he has filled the world with his fame; and yet, +in consequence of his desire to suit the taste of the actors, they have +not all, as some of them have, come as near perfection as they ought. +Others write plays with such heedlessness that, after they have been +acted, the actors have to fly and abscond, afraid of being punished, as +they often have been, for having acted something offensive to some king +or other, or insulting to some noble family. All which evils, and many +more that I say nothing of, would be removed if there were some +intelligent and sensible person at the capital to examine all plays +before they were acted, not only those produced in the capital itself, +but all that were intended to be acted in Spain; without whose approval, +seal, and signature, no local magistracy should allow any play to be +acted. In that case actors would take care to send their plays to the +capital, and could act them in safety, and those who write them would be +more careful and take more pains with their work, standing in awe of +having to submit it to the strict examination of one who understood the +matter; and so good plays would be produced and the objects they aim at +happily attained; as well the amusement of the people, as the credit of +the wits of Spain, the interest and safety of the actors, and the saving +of trouble in inflicting punishment on them. And if the same or some +other person were authorised to examine the newly written books of +chivalry, no doubt some would appear with all the perfections you have +described, enriching our language with the gracious and precious treasure +of eloquence, and driving the old books into obscurity before the light +of the new ones that would come out for the harmless entertainment, not +merely of the idle but of the very busiest; for the bow cannot be always +bent, nor can weak human nature exist without some lawful amusement." + +The canon and the curate had proceeded thus far with their conversation, +when the barber, coming forward, joined them, and said to the curate, +"This is the spot, senor licentiate, that I said was a good one for fresh +and plentiful pasture for the oxen, while we take our noontide rest." + +"And so it seems," returned the curate, and he told the canon what he +proposed to do, on which he too made up his mind to halt with them, +attracted by the aspect of the fair valley that lay before their eyes; +and to enjoy it as well as the conversation of the curate, to whom he had +begun to take a fancy, and also to learn more particulars about the +doings of Don Quixote, he desired some of his servants to go on to the +inn, which was not far distant, and fetch from it what eatables there +might be for the whole party, as he meant to rest for the afternoon where +he was; to which one of his servants replied that the sumpter mule, which +by this time ought to have reached the inn, carried provisions enough to +make it unnecessary to get anything from the inn except barley. + +"In that case," said the canon, "take all the beasts there, and bring the +sumpter mule back." + +While this was going on, Sancho, perceiving that he could speak to his +master without having the curate and the barber, of whom he had his +suspicions, present all the time, approached the cage in which Don +Quixote was placed, and said, "Senor, to ease my conscience I want to +tell you the state of the case as to your enchantment, and that is that +these two here, with their faces covered, are the curate of our village +and the barber; and I suspect they have hit upon this plan of carrying +you off in this fashion, out of pure envy because your worship surpasses +them in doing famous deeds; and if this be the truth it follows that you +are not enchanted, but hoodwinked and made a fool of. And to prove this I +want to ask you one thing; and if you answer me as I believe you will +answer, you will be able to lay your finger on the trick, and you will +see that you are not enchanted but gone wrong in your wits." + +"Ask what thou wilt, Sancho my son," returned Don Quixote, "for I will +satisfy thee and answer all thou requirest. As to what thou sayest, that +these who accompany us yonder are the curate and the barber, our +neighbours and acquaintances, it is very possible that they may seem to +be those same persons; but that they are so in reality and in fact, +believe it not on any account; what thou art to believe and think is +that, if they look like them, as thou sayest, it must be that those who +have enchanted me have taken this shape and likeness; for it is easy for +enchanters to take any form they please, and they may have taken those of +our friends in order to make thee think as thou dost, and lead thee into +a labyrinth of fancies from which thou wilt find no escape though thou +hadst the cord of Theseus; and they may also have done it to make me +uncertain in my mind, and unable to conjecture whence this evil comes to +me; for if on the one hand thou dost tell me that the barber and curate +of our village are here in company with us, and on the other I find +myself shut up in a cage, and know in my heart that no power on earth +that was not supernatural would have been able to shut me in, what +wouldst thou have me say or think, but that my enchantment is of a sort +that transcends all I have ever read of in all the histories that deal +with knights-errant that have been enchanted? So thou mayest set thy mind +at rest as to the idea that they are what thou sayest, for they are as +much so as I am a Turk. But touching thy desire to ask me something, say +on, and I will answer thee, though thou shouldst ask questions from this +till to-morrow morning." + +"May Our Lady be good to me!" said Sancho, lifting up his voice; "and is +it possible that your worship is so thick of skull and so short of brains +that you cannot see that what I say is the simple truth, and that malice +has more to do with your imprisonment and misfortune than enchantment? +But as it is so, I will prove plainly to you that you are not enchanted. +Now tell me, so may God deliver you from this affliction, and so may you +find yourself when you least expect it in the arms of my lady Dulcinea-" + +"Leave off conjuring me," said Don Quixote, "and ask what thou wouldst +know; I have already told thee I will answer with all possible +precision." + +"That is what I want," said Sancho; "and what I would know, and have you +tell me, without adding or leaving out anything, but telling the whole +truth as one expects it to be told, and as it is told, by all who profess +arms, as your worship professes them, under the title of knights-errant-" + +"I tell thee I will not lie in any particular," said Don Quixote; "finish +thy question; for in truth thou weariest me with all these asseverations, +requirements, and precautions, Sancho." + +"Well, I rely on the goodness and truth of my master," said Sancho; "and +so, because it bears upon what we are talking about, I would ask, +speaking with all reverence, whether since your worship has been shut up +and, as you think, enchanted in this cage, you have felt any desire or +inclination to go anywhere, as the saying is?" + +"I do not understand 'going anywhere,'" said Don Quixote; "explain +thyself more clearly, Sancho, if thou wouldst have me give an answer to +the point." + +"Is it possible," said Sancho, "that your worship does not understand +'going anywhere'? Why, the schoolboys know that from the time they were +babes. Well then, you must know I mean have you had any desire to do what +cannot be avoided?" + +"Ah! now I understand thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "yes, often, and +even this minute; get me out of this strait, or all will not go right." + + + + +CHAPTER XLIX. + +WHICH TREATS OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS +MASTER DON QUIXOTE + + +"Aha, I have caught you," said Sancho; "this is what in my heart and soul +I was longing to know. Come now, senor, can you deny what is commonly +said around us, when a person is out of humour, 'I don't know what ails +so-and-so, that he neither eats, nor drinks, nor sleeps, nor gives a +proper answer to any question; one would think he was enchanted'? From +which it is to be gathered that those who do not eat, or drink, or sleep, +or do any of the natural acts I am speaking of-that such persons are +enchanted; but not those that have the desire your worship has, and drink +when drink is given them, and eat when there is anything to eat, and +answer every question that is asked them." + +"What thou sayest is true, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "but I have +already told thee there are many sorts of enchantments, and it may be +that in the course of time they have been changed one for another, and +that now it may be the way with enchanted people to do all that I do, +though they did not do so before; so it is vain to argue or draw +inferences against the usage of the time. I know and feel that I am +enchanted, and that is enough to ease my conscience; for it would weigh +heavily on it if I thought that I was not enchanted, and that in a +faint-hearted and cowardly way I allowed myself to lie in this cage, +defrauding multitudes of the succour I might afford to those in need and +distress, who at this very moment may be in sore want of my aid and +protection." + +"Still for all that," replied Sancho, "I say that, for your greater and +fuller satisfaction, it would be well if your worship were to try to get +out of this prison (and I promise to do all in my power to help, and even +to take you out of it), and see if you could once more mount your good +Rocinante, who seems to be enchanted too, he is so melancholy and +dejected; and then we might try our chance in looking for adventures +again; and if we have no luck there will be time enough to go back to the +cage; in which, on the faith of a good and loyal squire, I promise to +shut myself up along with your worship, if so be you are so unfortunate, +or I so stupid, as not to be able to carry out my plan." + +"I am content to do as thou sayest, brother Sancho," said Don Quixote, +"and when thou seest an opportunity for effecting my release I will obey +thee absolutely; but thou wilt see, Sancho, how mistaken thou art in thy +conception of my misfortune." + +The knight-errant and the ill-errant squire kept up their conversation +till they reached the place where the curate, the canon, and the barber, +who had already dismounted, were waiting for them. The carter at once +unyoked the oxen and left them to roam at large about the pleasant green +spot, the freshness of which seemed to invite, not enchanted people like +Don Quixote, but wide-awake, sensible folk like his squire, who begged +the curate to allow his master to leave the cage for a little; for if +they did not let him out, the prison might not be as clean as the +propriety of such a gentleman as his master required. The curate +understood him, and said he would very gladly comply with his request, +only that he feared his master, finding himself at liberty, would take to +his old courses and make off where nobody could ever find him again. + +"I will answer for his not running away," said Sancho. + +"And I also," said the canon, "especially if he gives me his word as a +knight not to leave us without our consent." + +Don Quixote, who was listening to all this, said, "I give it;-moreover +one who is enchanted as I am cannot do as he likes with himself; for he +who had enchanted him could prevent his moving from one place for three +ages, and if he attempted to escape would bring him back flying."--And +that being so, they might as well release him, particularly as it would +be to the advantage of all; for, if they did not let him out, he +protested he would be unable to avoid offending their nostrils unless +they kept their distance. + +The canon took his hand, tied together as they both were, and on his word +and promise they unbound him, and rejoiced beyond measure he was to find +himself out of the cage. The first thing he did was to stretch himself +all over, and then he went to where Rocinante was standing and giving him +a couple of slaps on the haunches said, "I still trust in God and in his +blessed mother, O flower and mirror of steeds, that we shall soon see +ourselves, both of us, as we wish to be, thou with thy master on thy +back, and I mounted upon thee, following the calling for which God sent +me into the world." And so saying, accompanied by Sancho, he withdrew to +a retired spot, from which he came back much relieved and more eager than +ever to put his squire's scheme into execution. + +The canon gazed at him, wondering at the extraordinary nature of his +madness, and that in all his remarks and replies he should show such +excellent sense, and only lose his stirrups, as has been already said, +when the subject of chivalry was broached. And so, moved by compassion, +he said to him, as they all sat on the green grass awaiting the arrival +of the provisions: + +"Is it possible, gentle sir, that the nauseous and idle reading of books +of chivalry can have had such an effect on your worship as to upset your +reason so that you fancy yourself enchanted, and the like, all as far +from the truth as falsehood itself is? How can there be any human +understanding that can persuade itself there ever was all that infinity +of Amadises in the world, or all that multitude of famous knights, all +those emperors of Trebizond, all those Felixmartes of Hircania, all those +palfreys, and damsels-errant, and serpents, and monsters, and giants, and +marvellous adventures, and enchantments of every kind, and battles, and +prodigious encounters, splendid costumes, love-sick princesses, squires +made counts, droll dwarfs, love letters, billings and cooings, +swashbuckler women, and, in a word, all that nonsense the books of +chivalry contain? For myself, I can only say that when I read them, so +long as I do not stop to think that they are all lies and frivolity, they +give me a certain amount of pleasure; but when I come to consider what +they are, I fling the very best of them at the wall, and would fling it +into the fire if there were one at hand, as richly deserving such +punishment as cheats and impostors out of the range of ordinary +toleration, and as founders of new sects and modes of life, and teachers +that lead the ignorant public to believe and accept as truth all the +folly they contain. And such is their audacity, they even dare to +unsettle the wits of gentlemen of birth and intelligence, as is shown +plainly by the way they have served your worship, when they have brought +you to such a pass that you have to be shut up in a cage and carried on +an ox-cart as one would carry a lion or a tiger from place to place to +make money by showing it. Come, Senor Don Quixote, have some compassion +for yourself, return to the bosom of common sense, and make use of the +liberal share of it that heaven has been pleased to bestow upon you, +employing your abundant gifts of mind in some other reading that may +serve to benefit your conscience and add to your honour. And if, still +led away by your natural bent, you desire to read books of achievements +and of chivalry, read the Book of Judges in the Holy Scriptures, for +there you will find grand reality, and deeds as true as they are heroic. +Lusitania had a Viriatus, Rome a Caesar, Carthage a Hannibal, Greece an +Alexander, Castile a Count Fernan Gonzalez, Valencia a Cid, Andalusia a +Gonzalo Fernandez, Estremadura a Diego Garcia de Paredes, Jerez a Garci +Perez de Vargas, Toledo a Garcilaso, Seville a Don Manuel de Leon, to +read of whose valiant deeds will entertain and instruct the loftiest +minds and fill them with delight and wonder. Here, Senor Don Quixote, +will be reading worthy of your sound understanding; from which you will +rise learned in history, in love with virtue, strengthened in goodness, +improved in manners, brave without rashness, prudent without cowardice; +and all to the honour of God, your own advantage and the glory of La +Mancha, whence, I am informed, your worship derives your birth." + +Don Quixote listened with the greatest attention to the canon's words, +and when he found he had finished, after regarding him for some time, he +replied to him: + +"It appears to me, gentle sir, that your worship's discourse is intended +to persuade me that there never were any knights-errant in the world, and +that all the books of chivalry are false, lying, mischievous and useless +to the State, and that I have done wrong in reading them, and worse in +believing them, and still worse in imitating them, when I undertook to +follow the arduous calling of knight-errantry which they set forth; for +you deny that there ever were Amadises of Gaul or of Greece, or any other +of the knights of whom the books are full." + +"It is all exactly as you state it," said the canon; to which Don Quixote +returned, "You also went on to say that books of this kind had done me +much harm, inasmuch as they had upset my senses, and shut me up in a +cage, and that it would be better for me to reform and change my studies, +and read other truer books which would afford more pleasure and +instruction." + +"Just so," said the canon. + +"Well then," returned Don Quixote, "to my mind it is you who are the one +that is out of his wits and enchanted, as you have ventured to utter such +blasphemies against a thing so universally acknowledged and accepted as +true that whoever denies it, as you do, deserves the same punishment +which you say you inflict on the books that irritate you when you read +them. For to try to persuade anybody that Amadis, and all the other +knights-adventurers with whom the books are filled, never existed, would +be like trying to persuade him that the sun does not yield light, or ice +cold, or earth nourishment. What wit in the world can persuade another +that the story of the Princess Floripes and Guy of Burgundy is not true, +or that of Fierabras and the bridge of Mantible, which happened in the +time of Charlemagne? For by all that is good it is as true as that it is +daylight now; and if it be a lie, it must be a lie too that there was a +Hector, or Achilles, or Trojan war, or Twelve Peers of France, or Arthur +of England, who still lives changed into a raven, and is unceasingly +looked for in his kingdom. One might just as well try to make out that +the history of Guarino Mezquino, or of the quest of the Holy Grail, is +false, or that the loves of Tristram and the Queen Yseult are apocryphal, +as well as those of Guinevere and Lancelot, when there are persons who +can almost remember having seen the Dame Quintanona, who was the best +cupbearer in Great Britain. And so true is this, that I recollect a +grandmother of mine on the father's side, whenever she saw any dame in a +venerable hood, used to say to me, 'Grandson, that one is like Dame +Quintanona,' from which I conclude that she must have known her, or at +least had managed to see some portrait of her. Then who can deny that the +story of Pierres and the fair Magalona is true, when even to this day may +be seen in the king's armoury the pin with which the valiant Pierres +guided the wooden horse he rode through the air, and it is a trifle +bigger than the pole of a cart? And alongside of the pin is Babieca's +saddle, and at Roncesvalles there is Roland's horn, as large as a large +beam; whence we may infer that there were Twelve Peers, and a Pierres, +and a Cid, and other knights like them, of the sort people commonly call +adventurers. Or perhaps I shall be told, too, that there was no such +knight-errant as the valiant Lusitanian Juan de Merlo, who went to +Burgundy and in the city of Arras fought with the famous lord of Charny, +Mosen Pierres by name, and afterwards in the city of Basle with Mosen +Enrique de Remesten, coming out of both encounters covered with fame and +honour; or adventures and challenges achieved and delivered, also in +Burgundy, by the valiant Spaniards Pedro Barba and Gutierre Quixada (of +whose family I come in the direct male line), when they vanquished the +sons of the Count of San Polo. I shall be told, too, that Don Fernando de +Guevara did not go in quest of adventures to Germany, where he engaged in +combat with Micer George, a knight of the house of the Duke of Austria. I +shall be told that the jousts of Suero de Quinones, him of the 'Paso,' +and the emprise of Mosen Luis de Falces against the Castilian knight, Don +Gonzalo de Guzman, were mere mockeries; as well as many other +achievements of Christian knights of these and foreign realms, which are +so authentic and true, that, I repeat, he who denies them must be totally +wanting in reason and good sense." + +The canon was amazed to hear the medley of truth and fiction Don Quixote +uttered, and to see how well acquainted he was with everything relating +or belonging to the achievements of his knight-errantry; so he said in +reply: + +"I cannot deny, Senor Don Quixote, that there is some truth in what you +say, especially as regards the Spanish knights-errant; and I am willing +to grant too that the Twelve Peers of France existed, but I am not +disposed to believe that they did all the things that the Archbishop +Turpin relates of them. For the truth of the matter is they were knights +chosen by the kings of France, and called 'Peers' because they were all +equal in worth, rank and prowess (at least if they were not they ought to +have been), and it was a kind of religious order like those of Santiago +and Calatrava in the present day, in which it is assumed that those who +take it are valiant knights of distinction and good birth; and just as we +say now a Knight of St. John, or of Alcantara, they used to say then a +Knight of the Twelve Peers, because twelve equals were chosen for that +military order. That there was a Cid, as well as a Bernardo del Carpio, +there can be no doubt; but that they did the deeds people say they did, I +hold to be very doubtful. In that other matter of the pin of Count +Pierres that you speak of, and say is near Babieca's saddle in the +Armoury, I confess my sin; for I am either so stupid or so short-sighted, +that, though I have seen the saddle, I have never been able to see the +pin, in spite of it being as big as your worship says it is." + +"For all that it is there, without any manner of doubt," said Don +Quixote; "and more by token they say it is inclosed in a sheath of +cowhide to keep it from rusting." + +"All that may be," replied the canon; "but, by the orders I have +received, I do not remember seeing it. However, granting it is there, +that is no reason why I am bound to believe the stories of all those +Amadises and of all that multitude of knights they tell us about, nor is +it reasonable that a man like your worship, so worthy, and with so many +good qualities, and endowed with such a good understanding, should allow +himself to be persuaded that such wild crazy things as are written in +those absurd books of chivalry are really true." + + + + +CHAPTER L. + +OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY WHICH DON QUIXOTE AND THE CANON HELD, TOGETHER +WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + + +"A good joke, that!" returned Don Quixote. "Books that have been printed +with the king's licence, and with the approbation of those to whom they +have been submitted, and read with universal delight, and extolled by +great and small, rich and poor, learned and ignorant, gentle and simple, +in a word by people of every sort, of whatever rank or condition they may +be--that these should be lies! And above all when they carry such an +appearance of truth with them; for they tell us the father, mother, +country, kindred, age, place, and the achievements, step by step, and day +by day, performed by such a knight or knights! Hush, sir; utter not such +blasphemy; trust me I am advising you now to act as a sensible man +should; only read them, and you will see the pleasure you will derive +from them. For, come, tell me, can there be anything more delightful than +to see, as it were, here now displayed before us a vast lake of bubbling +pitch with a host of snakes and serpents and lizards, and ferocious and +terrible creatures of all sorts swimming about in it, while from the +middle of the lake there comes a plaintive voice saying: 'Knight, +whosoever thou art who beholdest this dread lake, if thou wouldst win the +prize that lies hidden beneath these dusky waves, prove the valour of thy +stout heart and cast thyself into the midst of its dark burning waters, +else thou shalt not be worthy to see the mighty wonders contained in the +seven castles of the seven Fays that lie beneath this black expanse;' and +then the knight, almost ere the awful voice has ceased, without stopping +to consider, without pausing to reflect upon the danger to which he is +exposing himself, without even relieving himself of the weight of his +massive armour, commending himself to God and to his lady, plunges into +the midst of the boiling lake, and when he little looks for it, or knows +what his fate is to be, he finds himself among flowery meadows, with +which the Elysian fields are not to be compared. + +"The sky seems more transparent there, and the sun shines with a strange +brilliancy, and a delightful grove of green leafy trees presents itself +to the eyes and charms the sight with its verdure, while the ear is +soothed by the sweet untutored melody of the countless birds of gay +plumage that flit to and fro among the interlacing branches. Here he sees +a brook whose limpid waters, like liquid crystal, ripple over fine sands +and white pebbles that look like sifted gold and purest pearls. There he +perceives a cunningly wrought fountain of many-coloured jasper and +polished marble; here another of rustic fashion where the little +mussel-shells and the spiral white and yellow mansions of the snail +disposed in studious disorder, mingled with fragments of glittering +crystal and mock emeralds, make up a work of varied aspect, where art, +imitating nature, seems to have outdone it. + +"Suddenly there is presented to his sight a strong castle or gorgeous +palace with walls of massy gold, turrets of diamond and gates of jacinth; +in short, so marvellous is its structure that though the materials of +which it is built are nothing less than diamonds, carbuncles, rubies, +pearls, gold, and emeralds, the workmanship is still more rare. And after +having seen all this, what can be more charming than to see how a bevy of +damsels comes forth from the gate of the castle in gay and gorgeous +attire, such that, were I to set myself now to depict it as the histories +describe it to us, I should never have done; and then how she who seems +to be the first among them all takes the bold knight who plunged into the +boiling lake by the hand, and without addressing a word to him leads him +into the rich palace or castle, and strips him as naked as when his +mother bore him, and bathes him in lukewarm water, and anoints him all +over with sweet-smelling unguents, and clothes him in a shirt of the +softest sendal, all scented and perfumed, while another damsel comes and +throws over his shoulders a mantle which is said to be worth at the very +least a city, and even more? How charming it is, then, when they tell us +how, after all this, they lead him to another chamber where he finds the +tables set out in such style that he is filled with amazement and wonder; +to see how they pour out water for his hands distilled from amber and +sweet-scented flowers; how they seat him on an ivory chair; to see how +the damsels wait on him all in profound silence; how they bring him such +a variety of dainties so temptingly prepared that the appetite is at a +loss which to select; to hear the music that resounds while he is at +table, by whom or whence produced he knows not. And then when the repast +is over and the tables removed, for the knight to recline in the chair, +picking his teeth perhaps as usual, and a damsel, much lovelier than any +of the others, to enter unexpectedly by the chamber door, and herself by +his side, and begin to tell him what the castle is, and how she is held +enchanted there, and other things that amaze the knight and astonish the +readers who are perusing his history. + +"But I will not expatiate any further upon this, as it may be gathered +from it that whatever part of whatever history of a knight-errant one +reads, it will fill the reader, whoever he be, with delight and wonder; +and take my advice, sir, and, as I said before, read these books and you +will see how they will banish any melancholy you may feel and raise your +spirits should they be depressed. For myself I can say that since I have +been a knight-errant I have become valiant, polite, generous, well-bred, +magnanimous, courteous, dauntless, gentle, patient, and have learned to +bear hardships, imprisonments, and enchantments; and though it be such a +short time since I have seen myself shut up in a cage like a madman, I +hope by the might of my arm, if heaven aid me and fortune thwart me not, +to see myself king of some kingdom where I may be able to show the +gratitude and generosity that dwell in my heart; for by my faith, senor, +the poor man is incapacitated from showing the virtue of generosity to +anyone, though he may possess it in the highest degree; and gratitude +that consists of disposition only is a dead thing, just as faith without +works is dead. For this reason I should be glad were fortune soon to +offer me some opportunity of making myself an emperor, so as to show my +heart in doing good to my friends, particularly to this poor Sancho +Panza, my squire, who is the best fellow in the world; and I would gladly +give him a county I have promised him this ever so long, only that I am +afraid he has not the capacity to govern his realm." + +Sancho partly heard these last words of his master, and said to him, +"Strive hard you, Senor Don Quixote, to give me that county so often +promised by you and so long looked for by me, for I promise you there +will be no want of capacity in me to govern it; and even if there is, I +have heard say there are men in the world who farm seigniories, paying so +much a year, and they themselves taking charge of the government, while +the lord, with his legs stretched out, enjoys the revenue they pay him, +without troubling himself about anything else. That's what I'll do, and +not stand haggling over trifles, but wash my hands at once of the whole +business, and enjoy my rents like a duke, and let things go their own +way." + +"That, brother Sancho," said the canon, "only holds good as far as the +enjoyment of the revenue goes; but the lord of the seigniory must attend +to the administration of justice, and here capacity and sound judgment +come in, and above all a firm determination to find out the truth; for if +this be wanting in the beginning, the middle and the end will always go +wrong; and God as commonly aids the honest intentions of the simple as he +frustrates the evil designs of the crafty." + +"I don't understand those philosophies," returned Sancho Panza; "all I +know is I would I had the county as soon as I shall know how to govern +it; for I have as much soul as another, and as much body as anyone, and I +shall be as much king of my realm as any other of his; and being so I +should do as I liked, and doing as I liked I should please myself, and +pleasing myself I should be content, and when one is content he has +nothing more to desire, and when one has nothing more to desire there is +an end of it; so let the county come, and God he with you, and let us see +one another, as one blind man said to the other." + +"That is not bad philosophy thou art talking, Sancho," said the canon; +"but for all that there is a good deal to be said on this matter of +counties." + +To which Don Quixote returned, "I know not what more there is to be said; +I only guide myself by the example set me by the great Amadis of Gaul, +when he made his squire count of the Insula Firme; and so, without any +scruples of conscience, I can make a count of Sancho Panza, for he is one +of the best squires that ever knight-errant had." + +The canon was astonished at the methodical nonsense (if nonsense be +capable of method) that Don Quixote uttered, at the way in which he had +described the adventure of the knight of the lake, at the impression that +the deliberate lies of the books he read had made upon him, and lastly he +marvelled at the simplicity of Sancho, who desired so eagerly to obtain +the county his master had promised him. + +By this time the canon's servants, who had gone to the inn to fetch the +sumpter mule, had returned, and making a carpet and the green grass of +the meadow serve as a table, they seated themselves in the shade of some +trees and made their repast there, that the carter might not be deprived +of the advantage of the spot, as has been already said. As they were +eating they suddenly heard a loud noise and the sound of a bell that +seemed to come from among some brambles and thick bushes that were close +by, and the same instant they observed a beautiful goat, spotted all over +black, white, and brown, spring out of the thicket with a goatherd after +it, calling to it and uttering the usual cries to make it stop or turn +back to the fold. The fugitive goat, scared and frightened, ran towards +the company as if seeking their protection and then stood still, and the +goatherd coming up seized it by the horns and began to talk to it as if +it were possessed of reason and understanding: "Ah wanderer, wanderer, +Spotty, Spotty; how have you gone limping all this time? What wolves have +frightened you, my daughter? Won't you tell me what is the matter, my +beauty? But what else can it be except that you are a she, and cannot +keep quiet? A plague on your humours and the humours of those you take +after! Come back, come back, my darling; and if you will not be so happy, +at any rate you will be safe in the fold or with your companions; for if +you who ought to keep and lead them, go wandering astray, what will +become of them?" + +The goatherd's talk amused all who heard it, but especially the canon, +who said to him, "As you live, brother, take it easy, and be not in such +a hurry to drive this goat back to the fold; for, being a female, as you +say, she will follow her natural instinct in spite of all you can do to +prevent it. Take this morsel and drink a sup, and that will soothe your +irritation, and in the meantime the goat will rest herself," and so +saying, he handed him the loins of a cold rabbit on a fork. + +The goatherd took it with thanks, and drank and calmed himself, and then +said, "I should be sorry if your worships were to take me for a simpleton +for having spoken so seriously as I did to this animal; but the truth is +there is a certain mystery in the words I used. I am a clown, but not so +much of one but that I know how to behave to men and to beasts." + +"That I can well believe," said the curate, "for I know already by +experience that the woods breed men of learning, and shepherds' harbour +philosophers." + +"At all events, senor," returned the goatherd, "they shelter men of +experience; and that you may see the truth of this and grasp it, though I +may seem to put myself forward without being asked, I will, if it will +not tire you, gentlemen, and you will give me your attention for a +little, tell you a true story which will confirm this gentleman's word +(and he pointed to the curate) as well as my own." + +To this Don Quixote replied, "Seeing that this affair has a certain +colour of chivalry about it, I for my part, brother, will hear you most +gladly, and so will all these gentlemen, from the high intelligence they +possess and their love of curious novelties that interest, charm, and +entertain the mind, as I feel quite sure your story will do. So begin, +friend, for we are all prepared to listen." + +"I draw my stakes," said Sancho, "and will retreat with this pasty to the +brook there, where I mean to victual myself for three days; for I have +heard my lord, Don Quixote, say that a knight-errant's squire should eat +until he can hold no more, whenever he has the chance, because it often +happens them to get by accident into a wood so thick that they cannot +find a way out of it for six days; and if the man is not well filled or +his alforjas well stored, there he may stay, as very often he does, +turned into a dried mummy." + +"Thou art in the right of it, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "go where thou +wilt and eat all thou canst, for I have had enough, and only want to give +my mind its refreshment, as I shall by listening to this good fellow's +story." + +"It is what we shall all do," said the canon; and then begged the +goatherd to begin the promised tale. + +The goatherd gave the goat which he held by the horns a couple of slaps +on the back, saying, "Lie down here beside me, Spotty, for we have time +enough to return to our fold." The goat seemed to understand him, for as +her master seated himself, she stretched herself quietly beside him and +looked up in his face to show him she was all attention to what he was +going to say, and then in these words he began his story. + + + + +CHAPTER LI. + +WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE WHO WERE CARRYING OFF DON +QUIXOTE + + +Three leagues from this valley there is a village which, though small, is +one of the richest in all this neighbourhood, and in it there lived a +farmer, a very worthy man, and so much respected that, although to be so +is the natural consequence of being rich, he was even more respected for +his virtue than for the wealth he had acquired. But what made him still +more fortunate, as he said himself, was having a daughter of such +exceeding beauty, rare intelligence, gracefulness, and virtue, that +everyone who knew her and beheld her marvelled at the extraordinary gifts +with which heaven and nature had endowed her. As a child she was +beautiful, she continued to grow in beauty, and at the age of sixteen she +was most lovely. The fame of her beauty began to spread abroad through +all the villages around--but why do I say the villages around, merely, +when it spread to distant cities, and even made its way into the halls of +royalty and reached the ears of people of every class, who came from all +sides to see her as if to see something rare and curious, or some +wonder-working image? + +Her father watched over her and she watched over herself; for there are +no locks, or guards, or bolts that can protect a young girl better than +her own modesty. The wealth of the father and the beauty of the daughter +led many neighbours as well as strangers to seek her for a wife; but he, +as one might well be who had the disposal of so rich a jewel, was +perplexed and unable to make up his mind to which of her countless +suitors he should entrust her. I was one among the many who felt a desire +so natural, and, as her father knew who I was, and I was of the same +town, of pure blood, in the bloom of life, and very rich in possessions, +I had great hopes of success. There was another of the same place and +qualifications who also sought her, and this made her father's choice +hang in the balance, for he felt that on either of us his daughter would +be well bestowed; so to escape from this state of perplexity he resolved +to refer the matter to Leandra (for that is the name of the rich damsel +who has reduced me to misery), reflecting that as we were both equal it +would be best to leave it to his dear daughter to choose according to her +inclination--a course that is worthy of imitation by all fathers who wish +to settle their children in life. I do not mean that they ought to leave +them to make a choice of what is contemptible and bad, but that they +should place before them what is good and then allow them to make a good +choice as they please. I do not know which Leandra chose; I only know her +father put us both off with the tender age of his daughter and vague +words that neither bound him nor dismissed us. My rival is called Anselmo +and I myself Eugenio--that you may know the names of the personages that +figure in this tragedy, the end of which is still in suspense, though it +is plain to see it must be disastrous. + +About this time there arrived in our town one Vicente de la Roca, the son +of a poor peasant of the same town, the said Vicente having returned from +service as a soldier in Italy and divers other parts. A captain who +chanced to pass that way with his company had carried him off from our +village when he was a boy of about twelve years, and now twelve years +later the young man came back in a soldier's uniform, arrayed in a +thousand colours, and all over glass trinkets and fine steel chains. +To-day he would appear in one gay dress, to-morrow in another; but all +flimsy and gaudy, of little substance and less worth. The peasant folk, +who are naturally malicious, and when they have nothing to do can be +malice itself, remarked all this, and took note of his finery and +jewellery, piece by piece, and discovered that he had three suits of +different colours, with garters and stockings to match; but he made so +many arrangements and combinations out of them, that if they had not +counted them, anyone would have sworn that he had made a display of more +than ten suits of clothes and twenty plumes. Do not look upon all this +that I am telling you about the clothes as uncalled for or spun out, for +they have a great deal to do with the story. He used to seat himself on a +bench under the great poplar in our plaza, and there he would keep us all +hanging open-mouthed on the stories he told us of his exploits. There was +no country on the face of the globe he had not seen, nor battle he had +not been engaged in; he had killed more Moors than there are in Morocco +and Tunis, and fought more single combats, according to his own account, +than Garcilaso, Diego Garcia de Paredes and a thousand others he named, +and out of all he had come victorious without losing a drop of blood. On +the other hand he showed marks of wounds, which, though they could not be +made out, he said were gunshot wounds received in divers encounters and +actions. Lastly, with monstrous impudence he used to say "you" to his +equals and even those who knew what he was, and declare that his arm was +his father and his deeds his pedigree, and that being a soldier he was as +good as the king himself. And to add to these swaggering ways he was a +trifle of a musician, and played the guitar with such a flourish that +some said he made it speak; nor did his accomplishments end here, for he +was something of a poet too, and on every trifle that happened in the +town he made a ballad a league long. + +This soldier, then, that I have described, this Vicente de la Roca, this +bravo, gallant, musician, poet, was often seen and watched by Leandra +from a window of her house which looked out on the plaza. The glitter of +his showy attire took her fancy, his ballads bewitched her (for he gave +away twenty copies of every one he made), the tales of his exploits which +he told about himself came to her ears; and in short, as the devil no +doubt had arranged it, she fell in love with him before the presumption +of making love to her had suggested itself to him; and as in love-affairs +none are more easily brought to an issue than those which have the +inclination of the lady for an ally, Leandra and Vicente came to an +understanding without any difficulty; and before any of her numerous +suitors had any suspicion of her design, she had already carried it into +effect, having left the house of her dearly beloved father (for mother +she had none), and disappeared from the village with the soldier, who +came more triumphantly out of this enterprise than out of any of the +large number he laid claim to. All the village and all who heard of it +were amazed at the affair; I was aghast, Anselmo thunderstruck, her +father full of grief, her relations indignant, the authorities all in a +ferment, the officers of the Brotherhood in arms. They scoured the roads, +they searched the woods and all quarters, and at the end of three days +they found the flighty Leandra in a mountain cave, stript to her shift, +and robbed of all the money and precious jewels she had carried away from +home with her. + +They brought her back to her unhappy father, and questioned her as to her +misfortune, and she confessed without pressure that Vicente de la Roca +had deceived her, and under promise of marrying her had induced her to +leave her father's house, as he meant to take her to the richest and most +delightful city in the whole world, which was Naples; and that she, +ill-advised and deluded, had believed him, and robbed her father, and +handed over all to him the night she disappeared; and that he had carried +her away to a rugged mountain and shut her up in the eave where they had +found her. She said, moreover, that the soldier, without robbing her of +her honour, had taken from her everything she had, and made off, leaving +her in the cave, a thing that still further surprised everybody. It was +not easy for us to credit the young man's continence, but she asserted it +with such earnestness that it helped to console her distressed father, +who thought nothing of what had been taken since the jewel that once lost +can never be recovered had been left to his daughter. The same day that +Leandra made her appearance her father removed her from our sight and +took her away to shut her up in a convent in a town near this, in the +hope that time may wear away some of the disgrace she has incurred. +Leandra's youth furnished an excuse for her fault, at least with those to +whom it was of no consequence whether she was good or bad; but those who +knew her shrewdness and intelligence did not attribute her misdemeanour +to ignorance but to wantonness and the natural disposition of women, +which is for the most part flighty and ill-regulated. + +Leandra withdrawn from sight, Anselmo's eyes grew blind, or at any rate +found nothing to look at that gave them any pleasure, and mine were in +darkness without a ray of light to direct them to anything enjoyable +while Leandra was away. Our melancholy grew greater, our patience grew +less; we cursed the soldier's finery and railed at the carelessness of +Leandra's father. At last Anselmo and I agreed to leave the village and +come to this valley; and, he feeding a great flock of sheep of his own, +and I a large herd of goats of mine, we pass our life among the trees, +giving vent to our sorrows, together singing the fair Leandra's praises, +or upbraiding her, or else sighing alone, and to heaven pouring forth our +complaints in solitude. Following our example, many more of Leandra's +lovers have come to these rude mountains and adopted our mode of life, +and they are so numerous that one would fancy the place had been turned +into the pastoral Arcadia, so full is it of shepherds and sheep-folds; +nor is there a spot in it where the name of the fair Leandra is not +heard. Here one curses her and calls her capricious, fickle, and +immodest, there another condemns her as frail and frivolous; this pardons +and absolves her, that spurns and reviles her; one extols her beauty, +another assails her character, and in short all abuse her, and all adore +her, and to such a pitch has this general infatuation gone that there are +some who complain of her scorn without ever having exchanged a word with +her, and even some that bewail and mourn the raging fever of jealousy, +for which she never gave anyone cause, for, as I have already said, her +misconduct was known before her passion. There is no nook among the +rocks, no brookside, no shade beneath the trees that is not haunted by +some shepherd telling his woes to the breezes; wherever there is an echo +it repeats the name of Leandra; the mountains ring with "Leandra," +"Leandra" murmur the brooks, and Leandra keeps us all bewildered and +bewitched, hoping without hope and fearing without knowing what we fear. +Of all this silly set the one that shows the least and also the most +sense is my rival Anselmo, for having so many other things to complain +of, he only complains of separation, and to the accompaniment of a +rebeck, which he plays admirably, he sings his complaints in verses that +show his ingenuity. I follow another, easier, and to my mind wiser +course, and that is to rail at the frivolity of women, at their +inconstancy, their double dealing, their broken promises, their unkept +pledges, and in short the want of reflection they show in fixing their +affections and inclinations. This, sirs, was the reason of words and +expressions I made use of to this goat when I came up just now; for as +she is a female I have a contempt for her, though she is the best in all +my fold. This is the story I promised to tell you, and if I have been +tedious in telling it, I will not be slow to serve you; my hut is close +by, and I have fresh milk and dainty cheese there, as well as a variety +of toothsome fruit, no less pleasing to the eye than to the palate. + + + + +CHAPTER LII. + +OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER WITH THE +RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN EXPENDITURE OF SWEAT HE +BROUGHT TO A HAPPY CONCLUSION + + +The goatherd's tale gave great satisfaction to all the hearers, and the +canon especially enjoyed it, for he had remarked with particular +attention the manner in which it had been told, which was as unlike the +manner of a clownish goatherd as it was like that of a polished city wit; +and he observed that the curate had been quite right in saying that the +woods bred men of learning. They all offered their services to Eugenio +but he who showed himself most liberal in this way was Don Quixote, who +said to him, "Most assuredly, brother goatherd, if I found myself in a +position to attempt any adventure, I would, this very instant, set out on +your behalf, and would rescue Leandra from that convent (where no doubt +she is kept against her will), in spite of the abbess and all who might +try to prevent me, and would place her in your hands to deal with her +according to your will and pleasure, observing, however, the laws of +chivalry which lay down that no violence of any kind is to be offered to +any damsel. But I trust in God our Lord that the might of one malignant +enchanter may not prove so great but that the power of another better +disposed may prove superior to it, and then I promise you my support and +assistance, as I am bound to do by my profession, which is none other +than to give aid to the weak and needy." + +The goatherd eyed him, and noticing Don Quixote's sorry appearance and +looks, he was filled with wonder, and asked the barber, who was next him, +"Senor, who is this man who makes such a figure and talks in such a +strain?" + +"Who should it be," said the barber, "but the famous Don Quixote of La +Mancha, the undoer of injustice, the righter of wrongs, the protector of +damsels, the terror of giants, and the winner of battles?" + +"That," said the goatherd, "sounds like what one reads in the books of +the knights-errant, who did all that you say this man does; though it is +my belief that either you are joking, or else this gentleman has empty +lodgings in his head." + +"You are a great scoundrel," said Don Quixote, "and it is you who are +empty and a fool. I am fuller than ever was the whoreson bitch that bore +you;" and passing from words to deeds, he caught up a loaf that was near +him and sent it full in the goatherd's face, with such force that he +flattened his nose; but the goatherd, who did not understand jokes, and +found himself roughly handled in such good earnest, paying no respect to +carpet, tablecloth, or diners, sprang upon Don Quixote, and seizing him +by the throat with both hands would no doubt have throttled him, had not +Sancho Panza that instant come to the rescue, and grasping him by the +shoulders flung him down on the table, smashing plates, breaking glasses, +and upsetting and scattering everything on it. Don Quixote, finding +himself free, strove to get on top of the goatherd, who, with his face +covered with blood, and soundly kicked by Sancho, was on all fours +feeling about for one of the table-knives to take a bloody revenge with. +The canon and the curate, however, prevented him, but the barber so +contrived it that he got Don Quixote under him, and rained down upon him +such a shower of fisticuffs that the poor knight's face streamed with +blood as freely as his own. The canon and the curate were bursting with +laughter, the officers were capering with delight, and both the one and +the other hissed them on as they do dogs that are worrying one another in +a fight. Sancho alone was frantic, for he could not free himself from the +grasp of one of the canon's servants, who kept him from going to his +master's assistance. + +At last, while they were all, with the exception of the two bruisers who +were mauling each other, in high glee and enjoyment, they heard a trumpet +sound a note so doleful that it made them all look in the direction +whence the sound seemed to come. But the one that was most excited by +hearing it was Don Quixote, who though sorely against his will he was +under the goatherd, and something more than pretty well pummelled, said +to him, "Brother devil (for it is impossible but that thou must be one +since thou hast had might and strength enough to overcome mine), I ask +thee to agree to a truce for but one hour for the solemn note of yonder +trumpet that falls on our ears seems to me to summon me to some new +adventure." The goatherd, who was by this time tired of pummelling and +being pummelled, released him at once, and Don Quixote rising to his feet +and turning his eyes to the quarter where the sound had been heard, +suddenly saw coming down the slope of a hill several men clad in white +like penitents. + +The fact was that the clouds had that year withheld their moisture from +the earth, and in all the villages of the district they were organising +processions, rogations, and penances, imploring God to open the hands of +his mercy and send the rain; and to this end the people of a village that +was hard by were going in procession to a holy hermitage there was on one +side of that valley. Don Quixote when he saw the strange garb of the +penitents, without reflecting how often he had seen it before, took it +into his head that this was a case of adventure, and that it fell to him +alone as a knight-errant to engage in it; and he was all the more +confirmed in this notion, by the idea that an image draped in black they +had with them was some illustrious lady that these villains and +discourteous thieves were carrying off by force. As soon as this occurred +to him he ran with all speed to Rocinante who was grazing at large, and +taking the bridle and the buckler from the saddle-bow, he had him bridled +in an instant, and calling to Sancho for his sword he mounted Rocinante, +braced his buckler on his arm, and in a loud voice exclaimed to those who +stood by, "Now, noble company, ye shall see how important it is that +there should be knights in the world professing the of knight-errantry; +now, I say, ye shall see, by the deliverance of that worthy lady who is +borne captive there, whether knights-errant deserve to be held in +estimation," and so saying he brought his legs to bear on Rocinante--for +he had no spurs--and at a full canter (for in all this veracious history +we never read of Rocinante fairly galloping) set off to encounter the +penitents, though the curate, the canon, and the barber ran to prevent +him. But it was out of their power, nor did he even stop for the shouts +of Sancho calling after him, "Where are you going, Senor Don Quixote? +What devils have possessed you to set you on against our Catholic faith? +Plague take me! mind, that is a procession of penitents, and the lady +they are carrying on that stand there is the blessed image of the +immaculate Virgin. Take care what you are doing, senor, for this time it +may be safely said you don't know what you are about." Sancho laboured in +vain, for his master was so bent on coming to quarters with these sheeted +figures and releasing the lady in black that he did not hear a word; and +even had he heard, he would not have turned back if the king had ordered +him. He came up with the procession and reined in Rocinante, who was +already anxious enough to slacken speed a little, and in a hoarse, +excited voice he exclaimed, "You who hide your faces, perhaps because you +are not good subjects, pay attention and listen to what I am about to say +to you." The first to halt were those who were carrying the image, and +one of the four ecclesiastics who were chanting the Litany, struck by the +strange figure of Don Quixote, the leanness of Rocinante, and the other +ludicrous peculiarities he observed, said in reply to him, "Brother, if +you have anything to say to us say it quickly, for these brethren are +whipping themselves, and we cannot stop, nor is it reasonable we should +stop to hear anything, unless indeed it is short enough to be said in two +words." + +"I will say it in one," replied Don Quixote, "and it is this; that at +once, this very instant, ye release that fair lady whose tears and sad +aspect show plainly that ye are carrying her off against her will, and +that ye have committed some scandalous outrage against her; and I, who +was born into the world to redress all such like wrongs, will not permit +you to advance another step until you have restored to her the liberty +she pines for and deserves." + +From these words all the hearers concluded that he must be a madman, and +began to laugh heartily, and their laughter acted like gunpowder on Don +Quixote's fury, for drawing his sword without another word he made a rush +at the stand. One of those who supported it, leaving the burden to his +comrades, advanced to meet him, flourishing a forked stick that he had +for propping up the stand when resting, and with this he caught a mighty +cut Don Quixote made at him that severed it in two; but with the portion +that remained in his hand he dealt such a thwack on the shoulder of Don +Quixote's sword arm (which the buckler could not protect against the +clownish assault) that poor Don Quixote came to the ground in a sad +plight. + +Sancho Panza, who was coming on close behind puffing and blowing, seeing +him fall, cried out to his assailant not to strike him again, for he was +poor enchanted knight, who had never harmed anyone all the days of his +life; but what checked the clown was, not Sancho's shouting, but seeing +that Don Quixote did not stir hand or foot; and so, fancying he had +killed him, he hastily hitched up his tunic under his girdle and took to +his heels across the country like a deer. + +By this time all Don Quixote's companions had come up to where he lay; +but the processionists seeing them come running, and with them the +officers of the Brotherhood with their crossbows, apprehended mischief, +and clustering round the image, raised their hoods, and grasped their +scourges, as the priests did their tapers, and awaited the attack, +resolved to defend themselves and even to take the offensive against +their assailants if they could. Fortune, however, arranged the matter +better than they expected, for all Sancho did was to fling himself on his +master's body, raising over him the most doleful and laughable +lamentation that ever was heard, for he believed he was dead. The curate +was known to another curate who walked in the procession, and their +recognition of one another set at rest the apprehensions of both parties; +the first then told the other in two words who Don Quixote was, and he +and the whole troop of penitents went to see if the poor gentleman was +dead, and heard Sancho Panza saying, with tears in his eyes, "Oh flower +of chivalry, that with one blow of a stick hast ended the course of thy +well-spent life! Oh pride of thy race, honour and glory of all La Mancha, +nay, of all the world, that for want of thee will be full of evil-doers, +no longer in fear of punishment for their misdeeds! Oh thou, generous +above all the Alexanders, since for only eight months of service thou +hast given me the best island the sea girds or surrounds! Humble with the +proud, haughty with the humble, encounterer of dangers, endurer of +outrages, enamoured without reason, imitator of the good, scourge of the +wicked, enemy of the mean, in short, knight-errant, which is all that can +be said!" + +At the cries and moans of Sancho, Don Quixote came to himself, and the +first word he said was, "He who lives separated from you, sweetest +Dulcinea, has greater miseries to endure than these. Aid me, friend +Sancho, to mount the enchanted cart, for I am not in a condition to press +the saddle of Rocinante, as this shoulder is all knocked to pieces." + +"That I will do with all my heart, senor," said Sancho; "and let us +return to our village with these gentlemen, who seek your good, and there +we will prepare for making another sally, which may turn out more +profitable and creditable to us." + +"Thou art right, Sancho," returned Don Quixote; "It will be wise to let +the malign influence of the stars which now prevails pass off." + +The canon, the curate, and the barber told him he would act very wisely +in doing as he said; and so, highly amused at Sancho Panza's +simplicities, they placed Don Quixote in the cart as before. The +procession once more formed itself in order and proceeded on its road; +the goatherd took his leave of the party; the officers of the Brotherhood +declined to go any farther, and the curate paid them what was due to +them; the canon begged the curate to let him know how Don Quixote did, +whether he was cured of his madness or still suffered from it, and then +begged leave to continue his journey; in short, they all separated and +went their ways, leaving to themselves the curate and the barber, Don +Quixote, Sancho Panza, and the good Rocinante, who regarded everything +with as great resignation as his master. The carter yoked his oxen and +made Don Quixote comfortable on a truss of hay, and at his usual +deliberate pace took the road the curate directed, and at the end of six +days they reached Don Quixote's village, and entered it about the middle +of the day, which it so happened was a Sunday, and the people were all in +the plaza, through which Don Quixote's cart passed. They all flocked to +see what was in the cart, and when they recognised their townsman they +were filled with amazement, and a boy ran off to bring the news to his +housekeeper and his niece that their master and uncle had come back all +lean and yellow and stretched on a truss of hay on an ox-cart. It was +piteous to hear the cries the two good ladies raised, how they beat their +breasts and poured out fresh maledictions on those accursed books of +chivalry; all which was renewed when they saw Don Quixote coming in at +the gate. + +At the news of Don Quixote's arrival Sancho Panza's wife came running, +for she by this time knew that her husband had gone away with him as his +squire, and on seeing Sancho, the first thing she asked him was if the +ass was well. Sancho replied that he was, better than his master was. + +"Thanks be to God," said she, "for being so good to me; but now tell me, +my friend, what have you made by your squirings? What gown have you +brought me back? What shoes for your children?" + +"I bring nothing of that sort, wife," said Sancho; "though I bring other +things of more consequence and value." + +"I am very glad of that," returned his wife; "show me these things of +more value and consequence, my friend; for I want to see them to cheer my +heart that has been so sad and heavy all these ages that you have been +away." + +"I will show them to you at home, wife," said Sancho; "be content for the +present; for if it please God that we should again go on our travels in +search of adventures, you will soon see me a count, or governor of an +island, and that not one of those everyday ones, but the best that is to +be had." + +"Heaven grant it, husband," said she, "for indeed we have need of it. But +tell me, what's this about islands, for I don't understand it?" + +"Honey is not for the mouth of the ass," returned Sancho; "all in good +time thou shalt see, wife--nay, thou wilt be surprised to hear thyself +called 'your ladyship' by all thy vassals." + +"What are you talking about, Sancho, with your ladyships, islands, and +vassals?" returned Teresa Panza--for so Sancho's wife was called, though +they were not relations, for in La Mancha it is customary for wives to +take their husbands' surnames. + +"Don't be in such a hurry to know all this, Teresa," said Sancho; "it is +enough that I am telling you the truth, so shut your mouth. But I may +tell you this much by the way, that there is nothing in the world more +delightful than to be a person of consideration, squire to a +knight-errant, and a seeker of adventures. To be sure most of those one +finds do not end as pleasantly as one could wish, for out of a hundred, +ninety-nine will turn out cross and contrary. I know it by experience, +for out of some I came blanketed, and out of others belaboured. Still, +for all that, it is a fine thing to be on the look-out for what may +happen, crossing mountains, searching woods, climbing rocks, visiting +castles, putting up at inns, all at free quarters, and devil take the +maravedi to pay." + +While this conversation passed between Sancho Panza and his wife, Don +Quixote's housekeeper and niece took him in and undressed him and laid +him in his old bed. He eyed them askance, and could not make out where he +was. The curate charged his niece to be very careful to make her uncle +comfortable and to keep a watch over him lest he should make his escape +from them again, telling her what they had been obliged to do to bring +him home. On this the pair once more lifted up their voices and renewed +their maledictions upon the books of chivalry, and implored heaven to +plunge the authors of such lies and nonsense into the midst of the +bottomless pit. They were, in short, kept in anxiety and dread lest their +uncle and master should give them the slip the moment he found himself +somewhat better, and as they feared so it fell out. + +But the author of this history, though he has devoted research and +industry to the discovery of the deeds achieved by Don Quixote in his +third sally, has been unable to obtain any information respecting them, +at any rate derived from authentic documents; tradition has merely +preserved in the memory of La Mancha the fact that Don Quixote, the third +time he sallied forth from his home, betook himself to Saragossa, where +he was present at some famous jousts which came off in that city, and +that he had adventures there worthy of his valour and high intelligence. +Of his end and death he could learn no particulars, nor would he have +ascertained it or known of it, if good fortune had not produced an old +physician for him who had in his possession a leaden box, which, +according to his account, had been discovered among the crumbling +foundations of an ancient hermitage that was being rebuilt; in which box +were found certain parchment manuscripts in Gothic character, but in +Castilian verse, containing many of his achievements, and setting forth +the beauty of Dulcinea, the form of Rocinante, the fidelity of Sancho +Panza, and the burial of Don Quixote himself, together with sundry +epitaphs and eulogies on his life and character; but all that could be +read and deciphered were those which the trustworthy author of this new +and unparalleled history here presents. And the said author asks of those +that shall read it nothing in return for the vast toil which it has cost +him in examining and searching the Manchegan archives in order to bring +it to light, save that they give him the same credit that people of sense +give to the books of chivalry that pervade the world and are so popular; +for with this he will consider himself amply paid and fully satisfied, +and will be encouraged to seek out and produce other histories, if not as +truthful, at least equal in invention and not less entertaining. The +first words written on the parchment found in the leaden box were these: + + + THE ACADEMICIANS OF + ARGAMASILLA, A VILLAGE OF + LA MANCHA, + ON THE LIFE AND DEATH + OF DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA, + HOC SCRIPSERUNT +MONICONGO, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, + + +ON THE TOMB OF DON QUIXOTE +EPITAPH + +The scatterbrain that gave La Mancha more + Rich spoils than Jason's; who a point so keen + Had to his wit, and happier far had been +If his wit's weathercock a blunter bore; +The arm renowned far as Gaeta's shore, + Cathay, and all the lands that lie between; + The muse discreet and terrible in mien +As ever wrote on brass in days of yore; +He who surpassed the Amadises all, + And who as naught the Galaors accounted, + Supported by his love and gallantry: +Who made the Belianises sing small, + And sought renown on Rocinante mounted; + Here, underneath this cold stone, doth he lie. + + + +PANIAGUADO, +ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +IN LAUDEM DULCINEAE DEL TOBOSO + +SONNET + +She, whose full features may be here descried, + High-bosomed, with a bearing of disdain, + Is Dulcinea, she for whom in vain +The great Don Quixote of La Mancha sighed. +For her, Toboso's queen, from side to side + He traversed the grim sierra, the champaign + Of Aranjuez, and Montiel's famous plain: +On Rocinante oft a weary ride. +Malignant planets, cruel destiny, + Pursued them both, the fair Manchegan dame, +And the unconquered star of chivalry. + Nor youth nor beauty saved her from the claim +Of death; he paid love's bitter penalty, + And left the marble to preserve his name. + + + +CAPRICHOSO, A MOST ACUTE ACADEMICIAN +OF ARGAMASILLA, IN PRAISE OF ROCINANTE, +STEED OF DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +SONNET + +On that proud throne of diamantine sheen, + Which the blood-reeking feet of Mars degrade, +The mad Manchegan's banner now hath been + By him in all its bravery displayed. + There hath he hung his arms and trenchant blade +Wherewith, achieving deeds till now unseen, + He slays, lays low, cleaves, hews; but art hath made +A novel style for our new paladin. +If Amadis be the proud boast of Gaul, + If by his progeny the fame of Greece + Through all the regions of the earth be spread, +Great Quixote crowned in grim Bellona's hall + To-day exalts La Mancha over these, + And above Greece or Gaul she holds her head. +Nor ends his glory here, for his good steed +Doth Brillador and Bayard far exceed; +As mettled steeds compared with Rocinante, +The reputation they have won is scanty. + +BURLADOR, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON SANCHO PANZA + +SONNET + + The worthy Sancho Panza here you see; + A great soul once was in that body small, + Nor was there squire upon this earthly ball +So plain and simple, or of guile so free. +Within an ace of being Count was he, + And would have been but for the spite and gall + Of this vile age, mean and illiberal, +That cannot even let a donkey be. +For mounted on an ass (excuse the word), + By Rocinante's side this gentle squire + Was wont his wandering master to attend. +Delusive hopes that lure the common herd + With promises of ease, the heart's desire, + In shadows, dreams, and smoke ye always end. + + + + +CACHIDIABLO, +ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON THE TOMB OF DON QUIXOTE +EPITAPH + +The knight lies here below, + Ill-errant and bruised sore, + Whom Rocinante bore +In his wanderings to and fro. +By the side of the knight is laid + Stolid man Sancho too, + Than whom a squire more true +Was not in the esquire trade. + + TIQUITOC, + ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON THE TOMB OF DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO + + EPITAPH +Here Dulcinea lies. + Plump was she and robust: + Now she is ashes and dust: +The end of all flesh that dies. +A lady of high degree, + With the port of a lofty dame, + And the great Don Quixote's flame, +And the pride of her village was she. + +These were all the verses that could be deciphered; the rest, the writing +being worm-eaten, were handed over to one of the Academicians to make out +their meaning conjecturally. We have been informed that at the cost of +many sleepless nights and much toil he has succeeded, and that he means +to publish them in hopes of Don Quixote's third sally. + +"Forse altro cantera con miglior plectro." + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, +Complete, by Miguel de Cervantes + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, VOLUME I. *** + +***** This file should be named 5921.txt or 5921.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/5/9/2/5921/ + +Produced by David Widger + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net + + +Title: The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, Complete + +Author: Miguel de Cervantes + +Release Date: July 19, 2004 [EBook #5921] +Last Updated: October 19, 2012 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, VOLUME I. *** + + + + +Produced by David Widger + + + + + +</pre> + <div class="mynote"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/5921/old/orig5921-h/main.htm"><i> + LINK TO THE ORIGINAL HTMLL FILE: This Ebook Has Been Reformatted For + Better Appearance In Mobile Viewers Such As Kindles And Others. The + Original Format, Which The Editor Believes Has A More Attractive + Appearance For Laptops And Other Computers, May Be Viewed By Clicking On + This Box.</i></a> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h1> + DON QUIXOTE + </h1> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h2> + by Miguel de Cervantes + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + Translated by John Ormsby + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h3> + Volume I. + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/bookcover.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" + src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + <br /> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/spine.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h4> + Ebook Editor's Note + </h4> + <blockquote> + <p> + The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part + of the original Ormsby translation—they are taken from the 1880 + edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by Gustave Dore. Clark in his + edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' adopted in this + edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." + See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of both the Jarvis + and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project + Gutenberg edition to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the + Ormsby translation instead of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of + the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only by utilizing the "Full + Size" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby in his + Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; + others feel these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's + dreams. D.W. + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p003.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + CONTENTS + </h2> + <p> + <br /><br /><a href="#ch1">CHAPTER I</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND + PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA <br /><br /><a + href="#ch2">CHAPTER II</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS + DON QUIXOTE MADE FROM HOME <br /><br /><a href="#ch3">CHAPTER III</a> + WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF DUBBED A + KNIGHT <br /><br /><a href="#ch4">CHAPTER IV</a> OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR + KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN <br /><br /><a href="#ch5">CHAPTER V</a> IN + WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED <br /><br /><a + href="#ch6">CHAPTER VI</a> OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH + THE CURATE AND THE BARBER MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN + <br /><br /><a href="#ch7">CHAPTER VII</a> OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY + KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA <br /><br /><a href="#ch8">CHAPTER VIII</a> + OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE TERRIBLE AND + UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO + BE FITLY RECORDED <br /><br /><a href="#ch9">CHAPTER IX</a> IN WHICH IS + CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE BETWEEN THE GALLANT BISCAYAN + AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN <br /><br /><a href="#ch10">CHAPTER X</a> OF THE + PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS SQUIRE SANCHO + PANZA <br /><br /><a href="#ch11">CHAPTER XI</a> OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE + WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS <br /><br /><a href="#ch12">CHAPTER XII</a> OF WHAT A + GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE <br /><br /><a href="#ch13">CHAPTER + XIII</a> IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, WITH + OTHER INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a href="#ch14">CHAPTER XIV</a> WHEREIN ARE + INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD SHEPHERD, TOGETHER WITH OTHER + INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR <br /><br /><a href="#ch15">CHAPTER XV</a> IN WHICH + IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT DON QUIXOTE FELL IN WITH WHEN HE + FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN HEARTLESS YANGUESANS <br /><br /><a href="#ch16">CHAPTER + XVI</a> OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN WHICH HE + TOOK TO BE A CASTLE <br /><br /><a href="#ch17">CHAPTER XVII</a> IN WHICH + ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE DON QUIXOTE AND HIS + GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA ENDURED IN THE INN, WHICH TO HIS MISFORTUNE HE + TOOK TO BE A CASTLE <br /><br /><a href="#ch18">CHAPTER XVIII</a> IN WHICH + IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER, DON QUIXOTE, + AND OTHER ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING <br /><br /><a href="#ch19">CHAPTER XIX</a> + OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH HIS MASTER, AND OF THE + ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER NOTABLE + OCCURRENCES <br /><br /><a href="#ch20">CHAPTER XX</a> OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND + UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH WAS ACHIEVED BY THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF LA + MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER ACHIEVED BY ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE + WORLD <br /><br /><a href="#ch21">CHAPTER XXI</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE + EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET, TOGETHER WITH OTHER + THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE KNIGHT <br /><br /><a href="#ch22">CHAPTER + XXII</a> OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL UNFORTUNATES WHO + AGAINST THEIR WILL WERE BEING CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO <br /><br /><a + href="#ch23">CHAPTER XXIII</a> OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA + MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OF THE RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS + HISTORY <br /><br /><a href="#ch24">CHAPTER XXIV</a> IN WHICH IS CONTINUED + THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA <br /><br /><a href="#ch25">CHAPTER XXV</a> + WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE STOUT KNIGHT OF LA + MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF HIS IMITATION OF THE PENANCE OF + BELTENEBROS <br /><br /><a href="#ch26">CHAPTER XXVI</a> IN WHICH ARE + CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON QUIXOTE PLAYED THE PART OF A LOVER + IN THE SIERRA MORENA <br /><br /><a href="#ch27">CHAPTER XXVII</a> OF HOW + THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR SCHEME; TOGETHER WITH OTHER + MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN THIS GREAT HISTORY <br /><br /><a href="#ch28">CHAPTER + XXVIII</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE THAT + BEFELL THE CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA <br /><br /><a + href="#ch29">CHAPTER XXIX</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD + ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE OUR LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE + HAD IMPOSED UPON HIMSELF <br /><br /><a href="#ch30">CHAPTER XXX</a> WHICH + TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER MATTERS + PLEASANT AND AMUSING <br /><br /><a href="#ch31">CHAPTER XXXI</a> OF THE + DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA, HIS SQUIRE, + TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a href="#ch32">CHAPTER XXXII</a> + WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN <br /><br /><a + href="#ch33">CHAPTER XXXIII</a> IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE + ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" <br /><br /><a href="#ch34">CHAPTER XXXIV</a> IN + WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" <br /><br /><a + href="#ch35">CHAPTER XXXV</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS + BATTLE DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, AND BRINGS THE + NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" TO A CLOSE <br /><br /><a href="#ch36">CHAPTER + XXXVI</a> WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT OCCURRED AT THE INN + <br /><br /><a href="#ch37">CHAPTER XXXVII</a> IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE + STORY OF THE FAMOUS PRINCESS MICOMICONA, WITH OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES <br /><br /><a + href="#ch38">CHAPTER XXXVIII</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON + QUIXOTE DELIVERED ON ARMS AND LETTERS <br /><br /><a href="#ch39">CHAPTER + XXXIX</a> WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES <br /><br /><a + href="#ch40">CHAPTER XL</a> IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED + <br /><br /><a href="#ch41">CHAPTER XLI</a> IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL + CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES <br /><br /><a href="#ch42">CHAPTER XLII</a> WHICH + TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, AND OF SEVERAL OTHER THINGS + WORTH KNOWING <br /><br /><a href="#ch43">CHAPTER XLIII</a> WHEREIN IS + RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, TOGETHER WITH OTHER STRANGE + THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS IN THE INN <br /><br /><a href="#ch44">CHAPTER XLIV</a> + IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES OF THE INN <br /><br /><a + href="#ch45">CHAPTER XLV</a> IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S + HELMET AND THE PACK-SADDLE IS FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT + OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND EARNEST <br /><br /><a href="#ch46">CHAPTER XLVI</a> + OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY + BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON QUIXOTE + <br /><br /><a href="#ch47">CHAPTER XLVII</a> OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH + DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WAS CARRIED AWAY ENCHANTED, TOGETHER WITH OTHER + REMARKABLE INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a href="#ch48">CHAPTER XLVIII</a> IN WHICH + THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS OF CHIVALRY, WITH OTHER MATTERS + WORTHY OF HIS WIT <br /><br /><a href="#ch49">CHAPTER XLIX</a> WHICH TREATS + OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER DON + QUIXOTE <br /><br /><a href="#ch50">CHAPTER L</a> OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY + WHICH DON QUIXOTE AND THE CANON HELD, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a + href="#ch51">CHAPTER LI</a> WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE + WHO WERE CARRYING OFF DON QUIXOTE <br /><br /><a href="#ch52">CHAPTER LII</a> + OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER WITH THE + RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN EXPENDITURE OF SWEAT HE + BROUGHT TO A HAPPY CONCLUSION <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE + </h2> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h3> + I: ABOUT THIS TRANSLATION + </h3> + <p> + It was with considerable reluctance that I abandoned in favour of the + present undertaking what had long been a favourite project: that of a new + edition of Shelton's "Don Quixote," which has now become a somewhat scarce + book. There are some—and I confess myself to be one—for whom + Shelton's racy old version, with all its defects, has a charm that no + modern translation, however skilful or correct, could possess. Shelton had + the inestimable advantage of belonging to the same generation as + Cervantes; "Don Quixote" had to him a vitality that only a contemporary + could feel; it cost him no dramatic effort to see things as Cervantes saw + them; there is no anachronism in his language; he put the Spanish of + Cervantes into the English of Shakespeare. Shakespeare himself most likely + knew the book; he may have carried it home with him in his saddle-bags to + Stratford on one of his last journeys, and under the mulberry tree at New + Place joined hands with a kindred genius in its pages. + </p> + <p> + But it was soon made plain to me that to hope for even a moderate + popularity for Shelton was vain. His fine old crusted English would, no + doubt, be relished by a minority, but it would be only by a minority. His + warmest admirers must admit that he is not a satisfactory representative + of Cervantes. His translation of the First Part was very hastily made and + was never revised by him. It has all the freshness and vigour, but also a + full measure of the faults, of a hasty production. It is often very + literal—barbarously literal frequently—but just as often very + loose. He had evidently a good colloquial knowledge of Spanish, but + apparently not much more. It never seems to occur to him that the same + translation of a word will not suit in every case. + </p> + <p> + It is often said that we have no satisfactory translation of "Don + Quixote." To those who are familiar with the original, it savours of + truism or platitude to say so, for in truth there can be no thoroughly + satisfactory translation of "Don Quixote" into English or any other + language. It is not that the Spanish idioms are so utterly unmanageable, + or that the untranslatable words, numerous enough no doubt, are so + superabundant, but rather that the sententious terseness to which the + humour of the book owes its flavour is peculiar to Spanish, and can at + best be only distantly imitated in any other tongue. + </p> + <p> + The history of our English translations of "Don Quixote" is instructive. + Shelton's, the first in any language, was made, apparently, about 1608, + but not published till 1612. This of course was only the First Part. It + has been asserted that the Second, published in 1620, is not the work of + Shelton, but there is nothing to support the assertion save the fact that + it has less spirit, less of what we generally understand by "go," about it + than the first, which would be only natural if the first were the work of + a young man writing currente calamo, and the second that of a middle-aged + man writing for a bookseller. On the other hand, it is closer and more + literal, the style is the same, the very same translations, or + mistranslations, occur in it, and it is extremely unlikely that a new + translator would, by suppressing his name, have allowed Shelton to carry + off the credit. + </p> + <p> + In 1687 John Phillips, Milton's nephew, produced a "Don Quixote" "made + English," he says, "according to the humour of our modern language." His + "Quixote" is not so much a translation as a travesty, and a travesty that + for coarseness, vulgarity, and buffoonery is almost unexampled even in the + literature of that day. + </p> + <p> + Ned Ward's "Life and Notable Adventures of Don Quixote, merrily translated + into Hudibrastic Verse" (1700), can scarcely be reckoned a translation, + but it serves to show the light in which "Don Quixote" was regarded at the + time. + </p> + <p> + A further illustration may be found in the version published in 1712 by + Peter Motteux, who had then recently combined tea-dealing with literature. + It is described as "translated from the original by several hands," but if + so all Spanish flavour has entirely evaporated under the manipulation of + the several hands. The flavour that it has, on the other hand, is + distinctly Franco-cockney. Anyone who compares it carefully with the + original will have little doubt that it is a concoction from Shelton and + the French of Filleau de Saint Martin, eked out by borrowings from + Phillips, whose mode of treatment it adopts. It is, to be sure, more + decent and decorous, but it treats "Don Quixote" in the same fashion as a + comic book that cannot be made too comic. + </p> + <p> + To attempt to improve the humour of "Don Quixote" by an infusion of + cockney flippancy and facetiousness, as Motteux's operators did, is not + merely an impertinence like larding a sirloin of prize beef, but an + absolute falsification of the spirit of the book, and it is a proof of the + uncritical way in which "Don Quixote" is generally read that this worse + than worthless translation—worthless as failing to represent, worse + than worthless as misrepresenting—should have been favoured as it + has been. + </p> + <p> + It had the effect, however, of bringing out a translation undertaken and + executed in a very different spirit, that of Charles Jervas, the portrait + painter, and friend of Pope, Swift, Arbuthnot, and Gay. Jervas has been + allowed little credit for his work, indeed it may be said none, for it is + known to the world in general as Jarvis's. It was not published until + after his death, and the printers gave the name according to the current + pronunciation of the day. It has been the most freely used and the most + freely abused of all the translations. It has seen far more editions than + any other, it is admitted on all hands to be by far the most faithful, and + yet nobody seems to have a good word to say for it or for its author. + Jervas no doubt prejudiced readers against himself in his preface, where + among many true words about Shelton, Stevens, and Motteux, he rashly and + unjustly charges Shelton with having translated not from the Spanish, but + from the Italian version of Franciosini, which did not appear until ten + years after Shelton's first volume. A suspicion of incompetence, too, + seems to have attached to him because he was by profession a painter and a + mediocre one (though he has given us the best portrait we have of Swift), + and this may have been strengthened by Pope's remark that he "translated + 'Don Quixote' without understanding Spanish." He has been also charged + with borrowing from Shelton, whom he disparaged. It is true that in a few + difficult or obscure passages he has followed Shelton, and gone astray + with him; but for one case of this sort, there are fifty where he is right + and Shelton wrong. As for Pope's dictum, anyone who examines Jervas's + version carefully, side by side with the original, will see that he was a + sound Spanish scholar, incomparably a better one than Shelton, except + perhaps in mere colloquial Spanish. He was, in fact, an honest, faithful, + and painstaking translator, and he has left a version which, whatever its + shortcomings may be, is singularly free from errors and mistranslations. + </p> + <p> + The charge against it is that it is stiff, dry—"wooden" in a word,—and + no one can deny that there is a foundation for it. But it may be pleaded + for Jervas that a good deal of this rigidity is due to his abhorrence of + the light, flippant, jocose style of his predecessors. He was one of the + few, very few, translators that have shown any apprehension of the + unsmiling gravity which is the essence of Quixotic humour; it seemed to + him a crime to bring Cervantes forward smirking and grinning at his own + good things, and to this may be attributed in a great measure the ascetic + abstinence from everything savouring of liveliness which is the + characteristic of his translation. In most modern editions, it should be + observed, his style has been smoothed and smartened, but without any + reference to the original Spanish, so that if he has been made to read + more agreeably he has also been robbed of his chief merit of fidelity. + </p> + <p> + Smollett's version, published in 1755, may be almost counted as one of + these. At any rate it is plain that in its construction Jervas's + translation was very freely drawn upon, and very little or probably no + heed given to the original Spanish. + </p> + <p> + The later translations may be dismissed in a few words. George Kelly's, + which appeared in 1769, "printed for the Translator," was an impudent + imposture, being nothing more than Motteux's version with a few of the + words, here and there, artfully transposed; Charles Wilmot's (1774) was + only an abridgment like Florian's, but not so skilfully executed; and the + version published by Miss Smirke in 1818, to accompany her brother's + plates, was merely a patchwork production made out of former translations. + On the latest, Mr. A. J. Duffield's, it would be in every sense of the + word impertinent in me to offer an opinion here. I had not even seen it + when the present undertaking was proposed to me, and since then I may say + vidi tantum, having for obvious reasons resisted the temptation which Mr. + Duffield's reputation and comely volumes hold out to every lover of + Cervantes. + </p> + <p> + From the foregoing history of our translations of "Don Quixote," it will + be seen that there are a good many people who, provided they get the mere + narrative with its full complement of facts, incidents, and adventures + served up to them in a form that amuses them, care very little whether + that form is the one in which Cervantes originally shaped his ideas. On + the other hand, it is clear that there are many who desire to have not + merely the story he tells, but the story as he tells it, so far at least + as differences of idiom and circumstances permit, and who will give a + preference to the conscientious translator, even though he may have + acquitted himself somewhat awkwardly. + </p> + <p> + But after all there is no real antagonism between the two classes; there + is no reason why what pleases the one should not please the other, or why + a translator who makes it his aim to treat "Don Quixote" with the respect + due to a great classic, should not be as acceptable even to the careless + reader as the one who treats it as a famous old jest-book. It is not a + question of caviare to the general, or, if it is, the fault rests with him + who makes so. The method by which Cervantes won the ear of the Spanish + people ought, mutatis mutandis, to be equally effective with the great + majority of English readers. At any rate, even if there are readers to + whom it is a matter of indifference, fidelity to the method is as much a + part of the translator's duty as fidelity to the matter. If he can please + all parties, so much the better; but his first duty is to those who look + to him for as faithful a representation of his author as it is in his + power to give them, faithful to the letter so long as fidelity is + practicable, faithful to the spirit so far as he can make it. + </p> + <p> + My purpose here is not to dogmatise on the rules of translation, but to + indicate those I have followed, or at least tried to the best of my + ability to follow, in the present instance. One which, it seems to me, + cannot be too rigidly followed in translating "Don Quixote," is to avoid + everything that savours of affectation. The book itself is, indeed, in one + sense a protest against it, and no man abhorred it more than Cervantes. + For this reason, I think, any temptation to use antiquated or obsolete + language should be resisted. It is after all an affectation, and one for + which there is no warrant or excuse. Spanish has probably undergone less + change since the seventeenth century than any language in Europe, and by + far the greater and certainly the best part of "Don Quixote" differs but + little in language from the colloquial Spanish of the present day. Except + in the tales and Don Quixote's speeches, the translator who uses the + simplest and plainest everyday language will almost always be the one who + approaches nearest to the original. + </p> + <p> + Seeing that the story of "Don Quixote" and all its characters and + incidents have now been for more than two centuries and a half familiar as + household words in English mouths, it seems to me that the old familiar + names and phrases should not be changed without good reason. Of course a + translator who holds that "Don Quixote" should receive the treatment a + great classic deserves, will feel himself bound by the injunction laid + upon the Morisco in Chap. IX not to omit or add anything. + </p> + <p> + II: ABOUT CERVANTES AND DON QUIXOTE + </p> + <p> + Four generations had laughed over "Don Quixote" before it occurred to + anyone to ask, who and what manner of man was this Miguel de Cervantes + Saavedra whose name is on the title-page; and it was too late for a + satisfactory answer to the question when it was proposed to add a life of + the author to the London edition published at Lord Carteret's instance in + 1738. All traces of the personality of Cervantes had by that time + disappeared. Any floating traditions that may once have existed, + transmitted from men who had known him, had long since died out, and of + other record there was none; for the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries + were incurious as to "the men of the time," a reproach against which the + nineteenth has, at any rate, secured itself, if it has produced no + Shakespeare or Cervantes. All that Mayans y Siscar, to whom the task was + entrusted, or any of those who followed him, Rios, Pellicer, or Navarrete, + could do was to eke out the few allusions Cervantes makes to himself in + his various prefaces with such pieces of documentary evidence bearing upon + his life as they could find. + </p> + <p> + This, however, has been done by the last-named biographer to such good + purpose that he has superseded all predecessors. Thoroughness is the chief + characteristic of Navarrete's work. Besides sifting, testing, and + methodising with rare patience and judgment what had been previously + brought to light, he left, as the saying is, no stone unturned under which + anything to illustrate his subject might possibly be found. Navarrete has + done all that industry and acumen could do, and it is no fault of his if + he has not given us what we want. What Hallam says of Shakespeare may be + applied to the almost parallel case of Cervantes: "It is not the register + of his baptism, or the draft of his will, or the orthography of his name + that we seek; no letter of his writing, no record of his conversation, no + character of him drawn ... by a contemporary has been produced." + </p> + <p> + It is only natural, therefore, that the biographers of Cervantes, forced + to make brick without straw, should have recourse largely to conjecture, + and that conjecture should in some instances come by degrees to take the + place of established fact. All that I propose to do here is to separate + what is matter of fact from what is matter of conjecture, and leave it to + the reader's judgment to decide whether the data justify the inference or + not. + </p> + <p> + The men whose names by common consent stand in the front rank of Spanish + literature, Cervantes, Lope de Vega, Quevedo, Calderon, Garcilaso de la + Vega, the Mendozas, Gongora, were all men of ancient families, and, + curiously, all, except the last, of families that traced their origin to + the same mountain district in the North of Spain. The family of Cervantes + is commonly said to have been of Galician origin, and unquestionably it + was in possession of lands in Galicia at a very early date; but I think + the balance of the evidence tends to show that the "solar," the original + site of the family, was at Cervatos in the north-west corner of Old + Castile, close to the junction of Castile, Leon, and the Asturias. As it + happens, there is a complete history of the Cervantes family from the + tenth century down to the seventeenth extant under the title of + "Illustrious Ancestry, Glorious Deeds, and Noble Posterity of the Famous + Nuno Alfonso, Alcaide of Toledo," written in 1648 by the industrious + genealogist Rodrigo Mendez Silva, who availed himself of a manuscript + genealogy by Juan de Mena, the poet laureate and historiographer of John + II. + </p> + <p> + The origin of the name Cervantes is curious. Nuno Alfonso was almost as + distinguished in the struggle against the Moors in the reign of Alfonso + VII as the Cid had been half a century before in that of Alfonso VI, and + was rewarded by divers grants of land in the neighbourhood of Toledo. On + one of his acquisitions, about two leagues from the city, he built himself + a castle which he called Cervatos, because "he was lord of the solar of + Cervatos in the Montana," as the mountain region extending from the Basque + Provinces to Leon was always called. At his death in battle in 1143, the + castle passed by his will to his son Alfonso Munio, who, as territorial or + local surnames were then coming into vogue in place of the simple + patronymic, took the additional name of Cervatos. His eldest son Pedro + succeeded him in the possession of the castle, and followed his example in + adopting the name, an assumption at which the younger son, Gonzalo, seems + to have taken umbrage. + </p> + <p> + Everyone who has paid even a flying visit to Toledo will remember the + ruined castle that crowns the hill above the spot where the bridge of + Alcantara spans the gorge of the Tagus, and with its broken outline and + crumbling walls makes such an admirable pendant to the square solid + Alcazar towering over the city roofs on the opposite side. It was built, + or as some say restored, by Alfonso VI shortly after his occupation of + Toledo in 1085, and called by him San Servando after a Spanish martyr, a + name subsequently modified into San Servan (in which form it appears in + the "Poem of the Cid"), San Servantes, and San Cervantes: with regard to + which last the "Handbook for Spain" warns its readers against the + supposition that it has anything to do with the author of "Don Quixote." + Ford, as all know who have taken him for a companion and counsellor on the + roads of Spain, is seldom wrong in matters of literature or history. In + this instance, however, he is in error. It has everything to do with the + author of "Don Quixote," for it is in fact these old walls that have given + to Spain the name she is proudest of to-day. Gonzalo, above mentioned, it + may be readily conceived, did not relish the appropriation by his brother + of a name to which he himself had an equal right, for though nominally + taken from the castle, it was in reality derived from the ancient + territorial possession of the family, and as a set-off, and to distinguish + himself (diferenciarse) from his brother, he took as a surname the name of + the castle on the bank of the Tagus, in the building of which, according + to a family tradition, his great-grandfather had a share. + </p> + <p> + Both brothers founded families. The Cervantes branch had more tenacity; it + sent offshoots in various directions, Andalusia, Estremadura, Galicia, and + Portugal, and produced a goodly line of men distinguished in the service + of Church and State. Gonzalo himself, and apparently a son of his, + followed Ferdinand III in the great campaign of 1236-48 that gave Cordova + and Seville to Christian Spain and penned up the Moors in the kingdom of + Granada, and his descendants intermarried with some of the noblest + families of the Peninsula and numbered among them soldiers, magistrates, + and Church dignitaries, including at least two cardinal-archbishops. + </p> + <p> + Of the line that settled in Andalusia, Deigo de Cervantes, Commander of + the Order of Santiago, married Juana Avellaneda, daughter of Juan Arias de + Saavedra, and had several sons, of whom one was Gonzalo Gomez, Corregidor + of Jerez and ancestor of the Mexican and Columbian branches of the family; + and another, Juan, whose son Rodrigo married Dona Leonor de Cortinas, and + by her had four children, Rodrigo, Andrea, Luisa, and Miguel, our author. + </p> + <p> + The pedigree of Cervantes is not without its bearing on "Don Quixote." A + man who could look back upon an ancestry of genuine knights-errant + extending from well-nigh the time of Pelayo to the siege of Granada was + likely to have a strong feeling on the subject of the sham chivalry of the + romances. It gives a point, too, to what he says in more than one place + about families that have once been great and have tapered away until they + have come to nothing, like a pyramid. It was the case of his own. + </p> + <p> + He was born at Alcala de Henares and baptised in the church of Santa Maria + Mayor on the 9th of October, 1547. Of his boyhood and youth we know + nothing, unless it be from the glimpse he gives us in the preface to his + "Comedies" of himself as a boy looking on with delight while Lope de Rueda + and his company set up their rude plank stage in the plaza and acted the + rustic farces which he himself afterwards took as the model of his + interludes. This first glimpse, however, is a significant one, for it + shows the early development of that love of the drama which exercised such + an influence on his life and seems to have grown stronger as he grew + older, and of which this very preface, written only a few months before + his death, is such a striking proof. He gives us to understand, too, that + he was a great reader in his youth; but of this no assurance was needed, + for the First Part of "Don Quixote" alone proves a vast amount of + miscellaneous reading, romances of chivalry, ballads, popular poetry, + chronicles, for which he had no time or opportunity except in the first + twenty years of his life; and his misquotations and mistakes in matters of + detail are always, it may be noticed, those of a man recalling the reading + of his boyhood. + </p> + <p> + Other things besides the drama were in their infancy when Cervantes was a + boy. The period of his boyhood was in every way a transition period for + Spain. The old chivalrous Spain had passed away. The new Spain was the + mightiest power the world had seen since the Roman Empire and it had not + yet been called upon to pay the price of its greatness. By the policy of + Ferdinand and Ximenez the sovereign had been made absolute, and the Church + and Inquisition adroitly adjusted to keep him so. The nobles, who had + always resisted absolutism as strenuously as they had fought the Moors, + had been divested of all political power, a like fate had befallen the + cities, the free constitutions of Castile and Aragon had been swept away, + and the only function that remained to the Cortes was that of granting + money at the King's dictation. + </p> + <p> + The transition extended to literature. Men who, like Garcilaso de la Vega + and Diego Hurtado de Mendoza, followed the Italian wars, had brought back + from Italy the products of the post-Renaissance literature, which took + root and flourished and even threatened to extinguish the native growths. + Damon and Thyrsis, Phyllis and Chloe had been fairly naturalised in Spain, + together with all the devices of pastoral poetry for investing with an air + of novelty the idea of a dispairing shepherd and inflexible shepherdess. + As a set-off against this, the old historical and traditional ballads, and + the true pastorals, the songs and ballads of peasant life, were being + collected assiduously and printed in the cancioneros that succeeded one + another with increasing rapidity. But the most notable consequence, + perhaps, of the spread of printing was the flood of romances of chivalry + that had continued to pour from the press ever since Garci Ordonez de + Montalvo had resuscitated "Amadis of Gaul" at the beginning of the + century. + </p> + <p> + For a youth fond of reading, solid or light, there could have been no + better spot in Spain than Alcala de Henares in the middle of the sixteenth + century. It was then a busy, populous university town, something more than + the enterprising rival of Salamanca, and altogether a very different place + from the melancholy, silent, deserted Alcala the traveller sees now as he + goes from Madrid to Saragossa. Theology and medicine may have been the + strong points of the university, but the town itself seems to have + inclined rather to the humanities and light literature, and as a producer + of books Alcala was already beginning to compete with the older presses of + Toledo, Burgos, Salamanca and Seville. + </p> + <p> + A pendant to the picture Cervantes has given us of his first playgoings + might, no doubt, have been often seen in the streets of Alcala at that + time; a bright, eager, tawny-haired boy peering into a book-shop where the + latest volumes lay open to tempt the public, wondering, it may be, what + that little book with the woodcut of the blind beggar and his boy, that + called itself "Vida de Lazarillo de Tormes, segunda impresion," could be + about; or with eyes brimming over with merriment gazing at one of those + preposterous portraits of a knight-errant in outrageous panoply and plumes + with which the publishers of chivalry romances loved to embellish the + title-pages of their folios. If the boy was the father of the man, the + sense of the incongruous that was strong at fifty was lively at ten, and + some such reflections as these may have been the true genesis of "Don + Quixote." + </p> + <p> + For his more solid education, we are told, he went to Salamanca. But why + Rodrigo de Cervantes, who was very poor, should have sent his son to a + university a hundred and fifty miles away when he had one at his own door, + would be a puzzle, if we had any reason for supposing that he did so. The + only evidence is a vague statement by Professor Tomas Gonzalez, that he + once saw an old entry of the matriculation of a Miguel de Cervantes. This + does not appear to have been ever seen again; but even if it had, and if + the date corresponded, it would prove nothing, as there were at least two + other Miguels born about the middle of the century; one of them, moreover, + a Cervantes Saavedra, a cousin, no doubt, who was a source of great + embarrassment to the biographers. + </p> + <p> + That he was a student neither at Salamanca nor at Alcala is best proved by + his own works. No man drew more largely upon experience than he did, and + he has nowhere left a single reminiscence of student life—for the + "Tia Fingida," if it be his, is not one—nothing, not even "a college + joke," to show that he remembered days that most men remember best. All + that we know positively about his education is that Juan Lopez de Hoyos, a + professor of humanities and belles-lettres of some eminence, calls him his + "dear and beloved pupil." This was in a little collection of verses by + different hands on the death of Isabel de Valois, second queen of Philip + II, published by the professor in 1569, to which Cervantes contributed + four pieces, including an elegy, and an epitaph in the form of a sonnet. + It is only by a rare chance that a "Lycidas" finds its way into a volume + of this sort, and Cervantes was no Milton. His verses are no worse than + such things usually are; so much, at least, may be said for them. + </p> + <p> + By the time the book appeared he had left Spain, and, as fate ordered it, + for twelve years, the most eventful ones of his life. Giulio, afterwards + Cardinal, Acquaviva had been sent at the end of 1568 to Philip II by the + Pope on a mission, partly of condolence, partly political, and on his + return to Rome, which was somewhat brusquely expedited by the King, he + took Cervantes with him as his camarero (chamberlain), the office he + himself held in the Pope's household. The post would no doubt have led to + advancement at the Papal Court had Cervantes retained it, but in the + summer of 1570 he resigned it and enlisted as a private soldier in Captain + Diego Urbina's company, belonging to Don Miguel de Moncada's regiment, but + at that time forming a part of the command of Marc Antony Colonna. What + impelled him to this step we know not, whether it was distaste for the + career before him, or purely military enthusiasm. It may well have been + the latter, for it was a stirring time; the events, however, which led to + the alliance between Spain, Venice, and the Pope, against the common + enemy, the Porte, and to the victory of the combined fleets at Lepanto, + belong rather to the history of Europe than to the life of Cervantes. He + was one of those that sailed from Messina, in September 1571, under the + command of Don John of Austria; but on the morning of the 7th of October, + when the Turkish fleet was sighted, he was lying below ill with fever. At + the news that the enemy was in sight he rose, and, in spite of the + remonstrances of his comrades and superiors, insisted on taking his post, + saying he preferred death in the service of God and the King to health. + His galley, the Marquesa, was in the thick of the fight, and before it was + over he had received three gunshot wounds, two in the breast and one in + the left hand or arm. On the morning after the battle, according to + Navarrete, he had an interview with the commander-in-chief, Don John, who + was making a personal inspection of the wounded, one result of which was + an addition of three crowns to his pay, and another, apparently, the + friendship of his general. + </p> + <p> + How severely Cervantes was wounded may be inferred from the fact, that + with youth, a vigorous frame, and as cheerful and buoyant a temperament as + ever invalid had, he was seven months in hospital at Messina before he was + discharged. He came out with his left hand permanently disabled; he had + lost the use of it, as Mercury told him in the "Viaje del Parnaso" for the + greater glory of the right. This, however, did not absolutely unfit him + for service, and in April 1572 he joined Manuel Ponce de Leon's company of + Lope de Figueroa's regiment, in which, it seems probable, his brother + Rodrigo was serving, and shared in the operations of the next three years, + including the capture of the Goletta and Tunis. Taking advantage of the + lull which followed the recapture of these places by the Turks, he + obtained leave to return to Spain, and sailed from Naples in September + 1575 on board the Sun galley, in company with his brother Rodrigo, Pedro + Carrillo de Quesada, late Governor of the Goletta, and some others, and + furnished with letters from Don John of Austria and the Duke of Sesa, the + Viceroy of Sicily, recommending him to the King for the command of a + company, on account of his services; a dono infelice as events proved. On + the 26th they fell in with a squadron of Algerine galleys, and after a + stout resistance were overpowered and carried into Algiers. + </p> + <p> + By means of a ransomed fellow-captive the brothers contrived to inform + their family of their condition, and the poor people at Alcala at once + strove to raise the ransom money, the father disposing of all he + possessed, and the two sisters giving up their marriage portions. But Dali + Mami had found on Cervantes the letters addressed to the King by Don John + and the Duke of Sesa, and, concluding that his prize must be a person of + great consequence, when the money came he refused it scornfully as being + altogether insufficient. The owner of Rodrigo, however, was more easily + satisfied; ransom was accepted in his case, and it was arranged between + the brothers that he should return to Spain and procure a vessel in which + he was to come back to Algiers and take off Miguel and as many of their + comrades as possible. This was not the first attempt to escape that + Cervantes had made. Soon after the commencement of his captivity he + induced several of his companions to join him in trying to reach Oran, + then a Spanish post, on foot; but after the first day's journey, the Moor + who had agreed to act as their guide deserted them, and they had no choice + but to return. The second attempt was more disastrous. In a garden outside + the city on the sea-shore, he constructed, with the help of the gardener, + a Spaniard, a hiding-place, to which he brought, one by one, fourteen of + his fellow-captives, keeping them there in secrecy for several months, and + supplying them with food through a renegade known as El Dorador, "the + Gilder." How he, a captive himself, contrived to do all this, is one of + the mysteries of the story. Wild as the project may appear, it was very + nearly successful. The vessel procured by Rodrigo made its appearance off + the coast, and under cover of night was proceeding to take off the + refugees, when the crew were alarmed by a passing fishing boat, and beat a + hasty retreat. On renewing the attempt shortly afterwards, they, or a + portion of them at least, were taken prisoners, and just as the poor + fellows in the garden were exulting in the thought that in a few moments + more freedom would be within their grasp, they found themselves surrounded + by Turkish troops, horse and foot. The Dorador had revealed the whole + scheme to the Dey Hassan. + </p> + <p> + When Cervantes saw what had befallen them, he charged his companions to + lay all the blame upon him, and as they were being bound he declared aloud + that the whole plot was of his contriving, and that nobody else had any + share in it. Brought before the Dey, he said the same. He was threatened + with impalement and with torture; and as cutting off ears and noses were + playful freaks with the Algerines, it may be conceived what their tortures + were like; but nothing could make him swerve from his original statement + that he and he alone was responsible. The upshot was that the unhappy + gardener was hanged by his master, and the prisoners taken possession of + by the Dey, who, however, afterwards restored most of them to their + masters, but kept Cervantes, paying Dali Mami 500 crowns for him. He felt, + no doubt, that a man of such resource, energy, and daring, was too + dangerous a piece of property to be left in private hands; and he had him + heavily ironed and lodged in his own prison. If he thought that by these + means he could break the spirit or shake the resolution of his prisoner, + he was soon undeceived, for Cervantes contrived before long to despatch a + letter to the Governor of Oran, entreating him to send him some one that + could be trusted, to enable him and three other gentlemen, fellow-captives + of his, to make their escape; intending evidently to renew his first + attempt with a more trustworthy guide. Unfortunately the Moor who carried + the letter was stopped just outside Oran, and the letter being found upon + him, he was sent back to Algiers, where by the order of the Dey he was + promptly impaled as a warning to others, while Cervantes was condemned to + receive two thousand blows of the stick, a number which most likely would + have deprived the world of "Don Quixote," had not some persons, who they + were we know not, interceded on his behalf. + </p> + <p> + After this he seems to have been kept in still closer confinement than + before, for nearly two years passed before he made another attempt. This + time his plan was to purchase, by the aid of a Spanish renegade and two + Valencian merchants resident in Algiers, an armed vessel in which he and + about sixty of the leading captives were to make their escape; but just as + they were about to put it into execution one Doctor Juan Blanco de Paz, an + ecclesiastic and a compatriot, informed the Dey of the plot. Cervantes by + force of character, by his self-devotion, by his untiring energy and his + exertions to lighten the lot of his companions in misery, had endeared + himself to all, and become the leading spirit in the captive colony, and, + incredible as it may seem, jealousy of his influence and the esteem in + which he was held, moved this man to compass his destruction by a cruel + death. The merchants finding that the Dey knew all, and fearing that + Cervantes under torture might make disclosures that would imperil their + own lives, tried to persuade him to slip away on board a vessel that was + on the point of sailing for Spain; but he told them they had nothing to + fear, for no tortures would make him compromise anybody, and he went at + once and gave himself up to the Dey. + </p> + <p> + As before, the Dey tried to force him to name his accomplices. Everything + was made ready for his immediate execution; the halter was put round his + neck and his hands tied behind him, but all that could be got from him was + that he himself, with the help of four gentlemen who had since left + Algiers, had arranged the whole, and that the sixty who were to accompany + him were not to know anything of it until the last moment. Finding he + could make nothing of him, the Dey sent him back to prison more heavily + ironed than before. + </p> + <p> + The poverty-stricken Cervantes family had been all this time trying once + more to raise the ransom money, and at last a sum of three hundred ducats + was got together and entrusted to the Redemptorist Father Juan Gil, who + was about to sail for Algiers. The Dey, however, demanded more than double + the sum offered, and as his term of office had expired and he was about to + sail for Constantinople, taking all his slaves with him, the case of + Cervantes was critical. He was already on board heavily ironed, when the + Dey at length agreed to reduce his demand by one-half, and Father Gil by + borrowing was able to make up the amount, and on September 19, 1580, after + a captivity of five years all but a week, Cervantes was at last set free. + Before long he discovered that Blanco de Paz, who claimed to be an officer + of the Inquisition, was now concocting on false evidence a charge of + misconduct to be brought against him on his return to Spain. To checkmate + him Cervantes drew up a series of twenty-five questions, covering the + whole period of his captivity, upon which he requested Father Gil to take + the depositions of credible witnesses before a notary. Eleven witnesses + taken from among the principal captives in Algiers deposed to all the + facts above stated and to a great deal more besides. There is something + touching in the admiration, love, and gratitude we see struggling to find + expression in the formal language of the notary, as they testify one after + another to the good deeds of Cervantes, how he comforted and helped the + weak-hearted, how he kept up their drooping courage, how he shared his + poor purse with this deponent, and how "in him this deponent found father + and mother." + </p> + <p> + On his return to Spain he found his old regiment about to march for + Portugal to support Philip's claim to the crown, and utterly penniless + now, had no choice but to rejoin it. He was in the expeditions to the + Azores in 1582 and the following year, and on the conclusion of the war + returned to Spain in the autumn of 1583, bringing with him the manuscript + of his pastoral romance, the "Galatea," and probably also, to judge by + internal evidence, that of the first portion of "Persiles and Sigismunda." + He also brought back with him, his biographers assert, an infant daughter, + the offspring of an amour, as some of them with great circumstantiality + inform us, with a Lisbon lady of noble birth, whose name, however, as well + as that of the street she lived in, they omit to mention. The sole + foundation for all this is that in 1605 there certainly was living in the + family of Cervantes a Dona Isabel de Saavedra, who is described in an + official document as his natural daughter, and then twenty years of age. + </p> + <p> + With his crippled left hand promotion in the army was hopeless, now that + Don John was dead and he had no one to press his claims and services, and + for a man drawing on to forty life in the ranks was a dismal prospect; he + had already a certain reputation as a poet; he made up his mind, + therefore, to cast his lot with literature, and for a first venture + committed his "Galatea" to the press. It was published, as Salva y Mallen + shows conclusively, at Alcala, his own birth-place, in 1585 and no doubt + helped to make his name more widely known, but certainly did not do him + much good in any other way. + </p> + <p> + While it was going through the press, he married Dona Catalina de Palacios + Salazar y Vozmediano, a lady of Esquivias near Madrid, and apparently a + friend of the family, who brought him a fortune which may possibly have + served to keep the wolf from the door, but if so, that was all. The drama + had by this time outgrown market-place stages and strolling companies, and + with his old love for it he naturally turned to it for a congenial + employment. In about three years he wrote twenty or thirty plays, which he + tells us were performed without any throwing of cucumbers or other + missiles, and ran their course without any hisses, outcries, or + disturbance. In other words, his plays were not bad enough to be hissed + off the stage, but not good enough to hold their own upon it. Only two of + them have been preserved, but as they happen to be two of the seven or + eight he mentions with complacency, we may assume they are favourable + specimens, and no one who reads the "Numancia" and the "Trato de Argel" + will feel any surprise that they failed as acting dramas. Whatever merits + they may have, whatever occasional they may show, they are, as regards + construction, incurably clumsy. How completely they failed is manifest + from the fact that with all his sanguine temperament and indomitable + perseverance he was unable to maintain the struggle to gain a livelihood + as a dramatist for more than three years; nor was the rising popularity of + Lope the cause, as is often said, notwithstanding his own words to the + contrary. When Lope began to write for the stage is uncertain, but it was + certainly after Cervantes went to Seville. + </p> + <p> + Among the "Nuevos Documentos" printed by Senor Asensio y Toledo is one + dated 1592, and curiously characteristic of Cervantes. It is an agreement + with one Rodrigo Osorio, a manager, who was to accept six comedies at + fifty ducats (about 6l.) apiece, not to be paid in any case unless it + appeared on representation that the said comedy was one of the best that + had ever been represented in Spain. The test does not seem to have been + ever applied; perhaps it was sufficiently apparent to Rodrigo Osorio that + the comedies were not among the best that had ever been represented. Among + the correspondence of Cervantes there might have been found, no doubt, + more than one letter like that we see in the "Rake's Progress," "Sir, I + have read your play, and it will not doo." + </p> + <p> + He was more successful in a literary contest at Saragossa in 1595 in + honour of the canonisation of St. Jacinto, when his composition won the + first prize, three silver spoons. The year before this he had been + appointed a collector of revenues for the kingdom of Granada. In order to + remit the money he had collected more conveniently to the treasury, he + entrusted it to a merchant, who failed and absconded; and as the + bankrupt's assets were insufficient to cover the whole, he was sent to + prison at Seville in September 1597. The balance against him, however, was + a small one, about 26l., and on giving security for it he was released at + the end of the year. + </p> + <p> + It was as he journeyed from town to town collecting the king's taxes, that + he noted down those bits of inn and wayside life and character that abound + in the pages of "Don Quixote:" the Benedictine monks with spectacles and + sunshades, mounted on their tall mules; the strollers in costume bound for + the next village; the barber with his basin on his head, on his way to + bleed a patient; the recruit with his breeches in his bundle, tramping + along the road singing; the reapers gathered in the venta gateway + listening to "Felixmarte of Hircania" read out to them; and those little + Hogarthian touches that he so well knew how to bring in, the ox-tail + hanging up with the landlord's comb stuck in it, the wine-skins at the + bed-head, and those notable examples of hostelry art, Helen going off in + high spirits on Paris's arm, and Dido on the tower dropping tears as big + as walnuts. Nay, it may well be that on those journeys into remote regions + he came across now and then a specimen of the pauper gentleman, with his + lean hack and his greyhound and his books of chivalry, dreaming away his + life in happy ignorance that the world had changed since his + great-grandfather's old helmet was new. But it was in Seville that he + found out his true vocation, though he himself would not by any means have + admitted it to be so. It was there, in Triana, that he was first tempted + to try his hand at drawing from life, and first brought his humour into + play in the exquisite little sketch of "Rinconete y Cortadillo," the germ, + in more ways than one, of "Don Quixote." + </p> + <p> + Where and when that was written, we cannot tell. After his imprisonment + all trace of Cervantes in his official capacity disappears, from which it + may be inferred that he was not reinstated. That he was still in Seville + in November 1598 appears from a satirical sonnet of his on the elaborate + catafalque erected to testify the grief of the city at the death of Philip + II, but from this up to 1603 we have no clue to his movements. The words + in the preface to the First Part of "Don Quixote" are generally held to be + conclusive that he conceived the idea of the book, and wrote the beginning + of it at least, in a prison, and that he may have done so is extremely + likely. + </p> + <p> + There is a tradition that Cervantes read some portions of his work to a + select audience at the Duke of Bejar's, which may have helped to make the + book known; but the obvious conclusion is that the First Part of "Don + Quixote" lay on his hands some time before he could find a publisher bold + enough to undertake a venture of so novel a character; and so little faith + in it had Francisco Robles of Madrid, to whom at last he sold it, that he + did not care to incur the expense of securing the copyright for Aragon or + Portugal, contenting himself with that for Castile. The printing was + finished in December, and the book came out with the new year, 1605. It is + often said that "Don Quixote" was at first received coldly. The facts show + just the contrary. No sooner was it in the hands of the public than + preparations were made to issue pirated editions at Lisbon and Valencia, + and to bring out a second edition with the additional copyrights for + Aragon and Portugal, which he secured in February. + </p> + <p> + No doubt it was received with something more than coldness by certain + sections of the community. Men of wit, taste, and discrimination among the + aristocracy gave it a hearty welcome, but the aristocracy in general were + not likely to relish a book that turned their favourite reading into + ridicule and laughed at so many of their favourite ideas. The dramatists + who gathered round Lope as their leader regarded Cervantes as their common + enemy, and it is plain that he was equally obnoxious to the other clique, + the culto poets who had Gongora for their chief. Navarrete, who knew + nothing of the letter above mentioned, tries hard to show that the + relations between Cervantes and Lope were of a very friendly sort, as + indeed they were until "Don Quixote" was written. Cervantes, indeed, to + the last generously and manfully declared his admiration of Lope's powers, + his unfailing invention, and his marvellous fertility; but in the preface + of the First Part of "Don Quixote" and in the verses of "Urganda the + Unknown," and one or two other places, there are, if we read between the + lines, sly hits at Lope's vanities and affectations that argue no personal + good-will; and Lope openly sneers at "Don Quixote" and Cervantes, and + fourteen years after his death gives him only a few lines of cold + commonplace in the "Laurel de Apolo," that seem all the colder for the + eulogies of a host of nonentities whose names are found nowhere else. + </p> + <p> + In 1601 Valladolid was made the seat of the Court, and at the beginning of + 1603 Cervantes had been summoned thither in connection with the balance + due by him to the Treasury, which was still outstanding. He remained at + Valladolid, apparently supporting himself by agencies and scrivener's work + of some sort; probably drafting petitions and drawing up statements of + claims to be presented to the Council, and the like. So, at least, we + gather from the depositions taken on the occasion of the death of a + gentleman, the victim of a street brawl, who had been carried into the + house in which he lived. In these he himself is described as a man who + wrote and transacted business, and it appears that his household then + consisted of his wife, the natural daughter Isabel de Saavedra already + mentioned, his sister Andrea, now a widow, her daughter Constanza, a + mysterious Magdalena de Sotomayor calling herself his sister, for whom his + biographers cannot account, and a servant-maid. + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile "Don Quixote" had been growing in favour, and its author's name + was now known beyond the Pyrenees. In 1607 an edition was printed at + Brussels. Robles, the Madrid publisher, found it necessary to meet the + demand by a third edition, the seventh in all, in 1608. The popularity of + the book in Italy was such that a Milan bookseller was led to bring out an + edition in 1610; and another was called for in Brussels in 1611. It might + naturally have been expected that, with such proofs before him that he had + hit the taste of the public, Cervantes would have at once set about + redeeming his rather vague promise of a second volume. + </p> + <p> + But, to all appearance, nothing was farther from his thoughts. He had + still by him one or two short tales of the same vintage as those he had + inserted in "Don Quixote" and instead of continuing the adventures of Don + Quixote, he set to work to write more of these "Novelas Exemplares" as he + afterwards called them, with a view to making a book of them. + </p> + <p> + The novels were published in the summer of 1613, with a dedication to the + Conde de Lemos, the Maecenas of the day, and with one of those chatty + confidential prefaces Cervantes was so fond of. In this, eight years and a + half after the First Part of "Don Quixote" had appeared, we get the first + hint of a forthcoming Second Part. "You shall see shortly," he says, "the + further exploits of Don Quixote and humours of Sancho Panza." His idea of + "shortly" was a somewhat elastic one, for, as we know by the date to + Sancho's letter, he had barely one-half of the book completed that time + twelvemonth. + </p> + <p> + But more than poems, or pastorals, or novels, it was his dramatic ambition + that engrossed his thoughts. The same indomitable spirit that kept him + from despair in the bagnios of Algiers, and prompted him to attempt the + escape of himself and his comrades again and again, made him persevere in + spite of failure and discouragement in his efforts to win the ear of the + public as a dramatist. The temperament of Cervantes was essentially + sanguine. The portrait he draws in the preface to the novels, with the + aquiline features, chestnut hair, smooth untroubled forehead, and bright + cheerful eyes, is the very portrait of a sanguine man. Nothing that the + managers might say could persuade him that the merits of his plays would + not be recognised at last if they were only given a fair chance. The old + soldier of the Spanish Salamis was bent on being the Aeschylus of Spain. + He was to found a great national drama, based on the true principles of + art, that was to be the envy of all nations; he was to drive from the + stage the silly, childish plays, the "mirrors of nonsense and models of + folly" that were in vogue through the cupidity of the managers and + shortsightedness of the authors; he was to correct and educate the public + taste until it was ripe for tragedies on the model of the Greek drama—like + the "Numancia" for instance—and comedies that would not only amuse + but improve and instruct. All this he was to do, could he once get a + hearing: there was the initial difficulty. + </p> + <p> + He shows plainly enough, too, that "Don Quixote" and the demolition of the + chivalry romances was not the work that lay next his heart. He was, + indeed, as he says himself in his preface, more a stepfather than a father + to "Don Quixote." Never was great work so neglected by its author. That it + was written carelessly, hastily, and by fits and starts, was not always + his fault, but it seems clear he never read what he sent to the press. He + knew how the printers had blundered, but he never took the trouble to + correct them when the third edition was in progress, as a man who really + cared for the child of his brain would have done. He appears to have + regarded the book as little more than a mere libro de entretenimiento, an + amusing book, a thing, as he says in the "Viaje," "to divert the + melancholy moody heart at any time or season." No doubt he had an + affection for his hero, and was very proud of Sancho Panza. It would have + been strange indeed if he had not been proud of the most humorous creation + in all fiction. He was proud, too, of the popularity and success of the + book, and beyond measure delightful is the naivete with which he shows his + pride in a dozen passages in the Second Part. But it was not the success + he coveted. In all probability he would have given all the success of "Don + Quixote," nay, would have seen every copy of "Don Quixote" burned in the + Plaza Mayor, for one such success as Lope de Vega was enjoying on an + average once a week. + </p> + <p> + And so he went on, dawdling over "Don Quixote," adding a chapter now and + again, and putting it aside to turn to "Persiles and Sigismunda"—which, + as we know, was to be the most entertaining book in the language, and the + rival of "Theagenes and Chariclea"—or finishing off one of his + darling comedies; and if Robles asked when "Don Quixote" would be ready, + the answer no doubt was: En breve—shortly, there was time enough for + that. At sixty-eight he was as full of life and hope and plans for the + future as a boy of eighteen. + </p> + <p> + Nemesis was coming, however. He had got as far as Chapter LIX, which at + his leisurely pace he could hardly have reached before October or November + 1614, when there was put into his hand a small octave lately printed at + Tarragona, and calling itself "Second Volume of the Ingenious Gentleman + Don Quixote of La Mancha: by the Licentiate Alonso Fernandez de Avellaneda + of Tordesillas." The last half of Chapter LIX and most of the following + chapters of the Second Part give us some idea of the effect produced upon + him, and his irritation was not likely to be lessened by the reflection + that he had no one to blame but himself. Had Avellaneda, in fact, been + content with merely bringing out a continuation to "Don Quixote," + Cervantes would have had no reasonable grievance. His own intentions were + expressed in the very vaguest language at the end of the book; nay, in his + last words, "forse altro cantera con miglior plettro," he seems actually + to invite some one else to continue the work, and he made no sign until + eight years and a half had gone by; by which time Avellaneda's volume was + no doubt written. + </p> + <p> + In fact Cervantes had no case, or a very bad one, as far as the mere + continuation was concerned. But Avellaneda chose to write a preface to it, + full of such coarse personal abuse as only an ill-conditioned man could + pour out. He taunts Cervantes with being old, with having lost his hand, + with having been in prison, with being poor, with being friendless, + accuses him of envy of Lope's success, of petulance and querulousness, and + so on; and it was in this that the sting lay. Avellaneda's reason for this + personal attack is obvious enough. Whoever he may have been, it is clear + that he was one of the dramatists of Lope's school, for he has the + impudence to charge Cervantes with attacking him as well as Lope in his + criticism on the drama. His identification has exercised the best critics + and baffled all the ingenuity and research that has been brought to bear + on it. Navarrete and Ticknor both incline to the belief that Cervantes + knew who he was; but I must say I think the anger he shows suggests an + invisible assailant; it is like the irritation of a man stung by a + mosquito in the dark. Cervantes from certain solecisms of language + pronounces him to be an Aragonese, and Pellicer, an Aragonese himself, + supports this view and believes him, moreover, to have been an + ecclesiastic, a Dominican probably. + </p> + <p> + Any merit Avellaneda has is reflected from Cervantes, and he is too dull + to reflect much. "Dull and dirty" will always be, I imagine, the verdict + of the vast majority of unprejudiced readers. He is, at best, a poor + plagiarist; all he can do is to follow slavishly the lead given him by + Cervantes; his only humour lies in making Don Quixote take inns for + castles and fancy himself some legendary or historical personage, and + Sancho mistake words, invert proverbs, and display his gluttony; all + through he shows a proclivity to coarseness and dirt, and he has contrived + to introduce two tales filthier than anything by the sixteenth century + novellieri and without their sprightliness. + </p> + <p> + But whatever Avellaneda and his book may be, we must not forget the debt + we owe them. But for them, there can be no doubt, "Don Quixote" would have + come to us a mere torso instead of a complete work. Even if Cervantes had + finished the volume he had in hand, most assuredly he would have left off + with a promise of a Third Part, giving the further adventures of Don + Quixote and humours of Sancho Panza as shepherds. It is plain that he had + at one time an intention of dealing with the pastoral romances as he had + dealt with the books of chivalry, and but for Avellaneda he would have + tried to carry it out. But it is more likely that, with his plans, and + projects, and hopefulness, the volume would have remained unfinished till + his death, and that we should have never made the acquaintance of the Duke + and Duchess, or gone with Sancho to Barataria. + </p> + <p> + From the moment the book came into his hands he seems to have been haunted + by the fear that there might be more Avellanedas in the field, and putting + everything else aside, he set himself to finish off his task and protect + Don Quixote in the only way he could, by killing him. The conclusion is no + doubt a hasty and in some places clumsy piece of work and the frequent + repetition of the scolding administered to Avellaneda becomes in the end + rather wearisome; but it is, at any rate, a conclusion and for that we + must thank Avellaneda. + </p> + <p> + The new volume was ready for the press in February, but was not printed + till the very end of 1615, and during the interval Cervantes put together + the comedies and interludes he had written within the last few years, and, + as he adds plaintively, found no demand for among the managers, and + published them with a preface, worth the book it introduces tenfold, in + which he gives an account of the early Spanish stage, and of his own + attempts as a dramatist. It is needless to say they were put forward by + Cervantes in all good faith and full confidence in their merits. The + reader, however, was not to suppose they were his last word or final + effort in the drama, for he had in hand a comedy called "Engano a los + ojos," about which, if he mistook not, there would be no question. + </p> + <p> + Of this dramatic masterpiece the world has no opportunity of judging; his + health had been failing for some time, and he died, apparently of dropsy, + on the 23rd of April, 1616, the day on which England lost Shakespeare, + nominally at least, for the English calendar had not yet been reformed. He + died as he had lived, accepting his lot bravely and cheerfully. + </p> + <p> + Was it an unhappy life, that of Cervantes? His biographers all tell us + that it was; but I must say I doubt it. It was a hard life, a life of + poverty, of incessant struggle, of toil ill paid, of disappointment, but + Cervantes carried within himself the antidote to all these evils. His was + not one of those light natures that rise above adversity merely by virtue + of their own buoyancy; it was in the fortitude of a high spirit that he + was proof against it. It is impossible to conceive Cervantes giving way to + despondency or prostrated by dejection. As for poverty, it was with him a + thing to be laughed over, and the only sigh he ever allows to escape him + is when he says, "Happy he to whom Heaven has given a piece of bread for + which he is not bound to give thanks to any but Heaven itself." Add to all + this his vital energy and mental activity, his restless invention and his + sanguine temperament, and there will be reason enough to doubt whether his + could have been a very unhappy life. He who could take Cervantes' + distresses together with his apparatus for enduring them would not make so + bad a bargain, perhaps, as far as happiness in life is concerned. + </p> + <p> + Of his burial-place nothing is known except that he was buried, in + accordance with his will, in the neighbouring convent of Trinitarian nuns, + of which it is supposed his daughter, Isabel de Saavedra, was an inmate, + and that a few years afterwards the nuns removed to another convent, + carrying their dead with them. But whether the remains of Cervantes were + included in the removal or not no one knows, and the clue to their + resting-place is now lost beyond all hope. This furnishes perhaps the + least defensible of the items in the charge of neglect brought against his + contemporaries. In some of the others there is a good deal of + exaggeration. To listen to most of his biographers one would suppose that + all Spain was in league not only against the man but against his memory, + or at least that it was insensible to his merits, and left him to live in + misery and die of want. To talk of his hard life and unworthy employments + in Andalusia is absurd. What had he done to distinguish him from thousands + of other struggling men earning a precarious livelihood? True, he was a + gallant soldier, who had been wounded and had undergone captivity and + suffering in his country's cause, but there were hundreds of others in the + same case. He had written a mediocre specimen of an insipid class of + romance, and some plays which manifestly did not comply with the primary + condition of pleasing: were the playgoers to patronise plays that did not + amuse them, because the author was to produce "Don Quixote" twenty years + afterwards? + </p> + <p> + The scramble for copies which, as we have seen, followed immediately on + the appearance of the book, does not look like general insensibility to + its merits. No doubt it was received coldly by some, but if a man writes a + book in ridicule of periwigs he must make his account with being coldly + received by the periwig wearers and hated by the whole tribe of wigmakers. + If Cervantes had the chivalry-romance readers, the sentimentalists, the + dramatists, and the poets of the period all against him, it was because + "Don Quixote" was what it was; and if the general public did not come + forward to make him comfortable for the rest of his days, it is no more to + be charged with neglect and ingratitude than the English-speaking public + that did not pay off Scott's liabilities. It did the best it could; it + read his book and liked it and bought it, and encouraged the bookseller to + pay him well for others. + </p> + <p> + It has been also made a reproach to Spain that she has erected no monument + to the man she is proudest of; no monument, that is to say, of him; for + the bronze statue in the little garden of the Plaza de las Cortes, a fair + work of art no doubt, and unexceptionable had it been set up to the local + poet in the market-place of some provincial town, is not worthy of + Cervantes or of Madrid. But what need has Cervantes of "such weak witness + of his name;" or what could a monument do in his case except testify to + the self-glorification of those who had put it up? Si monumentum quoeris, + circumspice. The nearest bookseller's shop will show what bathos there + would be in a monument to the author of "Don Quixote." + </p> + <p> + Nine editions of the First Part of "Don Quixote" had already appeared + before Cervantes died, thirty thousand copies in all, according to his own + estimate, and a tenth was printed at Barcelona the year after his death. + So large a number naturally supplied the demand for some time, but by 1634 + it appears to have been exhausted; and from that time down to the present + day the stream of editions has continued to flow rapidly and regularly. + The translations show still more clearly in what request the book has been + from the very outset. In seven years from the completion of the work it + had been translated into the four leading languages of Europe. Except the + Bible, in fact, no book has been so widely diffused as "Don Quixote." The + "Imitatio Christi" may have been translated into as many different + languages, and perhaps "Robinson Crusoe" and the "Vicar of Wakefield" into + nearly as many, but in multiplicity of translations and editions "Don + Quixote" leaves them all far behind. + </p> + <p> + Still more remarkable is the character of this wide diffusion. "Don + Quixote" has been thoroughly naturalised among people whose ideas about + knight-errantry, if they had any at all, were of the vaguest, who had + never seen or heard of a book of chivalry, who could not possibly feel the + humour of the burlesque or sympathise with the author's purpose. Another + curious fact is that this, the most cosmopolitan book in the world, is one + of the most intensely national. "Manon Lescaut" is not more thoroughly + French, "Tom Jones" not more English, "Rob Roy" not more Scotch, than "Don + Quixote" is Spanish, in character, in ideas, in sentiment, in local + colour, in everything. What, then, is the secret of this unparalleled + popularity, increasing year by year for well-nigh three centuries? One + explanation, no doubt, is that of all the books in the world, "Don + Quixote" is the most catholic. There is something in it for every sort of + reader, young or old, sage or simple, high or low. As Cervantes himself + says with a touch of pride, "It is thumbed and read and got by heart by + people of all sorts; the children turn its leaves, the young people read + it, the grown men understand it, the old folk praise it." + </p> + <p> + But it would be idle to deny that the ingredient which, more than its + humour, or its wisdom, or the fertility of invention or knowledge of human + nature it displays, has insured its success with the multitude, is the + vein of farce that runs through it. It was the attack upon the sheep, the + battle with the wine-skins, Mambrino's helmet, the balsam of Fierabras, + Don Quixote knocked over by the sails of the windmill, Sancho tossed in + the blanket, the mishaps and misadventures of master and man, that were + originally the great attraction, and perhaps are so still to some extent + with the majority of readers. It is plain that "Don Quixote" was generally + regarded at first, and indeed in Spain for a long time, as little more + than a queer droll book, full of laughable incidents and absurd + situations, very amusing, but not entitled to much consideration or care. + All the editions printed in Spain from 1637 to 1771, when the famous + printer Ibarra took it up, were mere trade editions, badly and carelessly + printed on vile paper and got up in the style of chap-books intended only + for popular use, with, in most instances, uncouth illustrations and + clap-trap additions by the publisher. + </p> + <p> + To England belongs the credit of having been the first country to + recognise the right of "Don Quixote" to better treatment than this. The + London edition of 1738, commonly called Lord Carteret's from having been + suggested by him, was not a mere edition de luxe. It produced "Don + Quixote" in becoming form as regards paper and type, and embellished with + plates which, if not particularly happy as illustrations, were at least + well intentioned and well executed, but it also aimed at correctness of + text, a matter to which nobody except the editors of the Valencia and + Brussels editions had given even a passing thought; and for a first + attempt it was fairly successful, for though some of its emendations are + inadmissible, a good many of them have been adopted by all subsequent + editors. + </p> + <p> + The zeal of publishers, editors, and annotators brought about a remarkable + change of sentiment with regard to "Don Quixote." A vast number of its + admirers began to grow ashamed of laughing over it. It became almost a + crime to treat it as a humorous book. The humour was not entirely denied, + but, according to the new view, it was rated as an altogether secondary + quality, a mere accessory, nothing more than the stalking-horse under the + presentation of which Cervantes shot his philosophy or his satire, or + whatever it was he meant to shoot; for on this point opinions varied. All + were agreed, however, that the object he aimed at was not the books of + chivalry. He said emphatically in the preface to the First Part and in the + last sentence of the Second, that he had no other object in view than to + discredit these books, and this, to advanced criticism, made it clear that + his object must have been something else. + </p> + <p> + One theory was that the book was a kind of allegory, setting forth the + eternal struggle between the ideal and the real, between the spirit of + poetry and the spirit of prose; and perhaps German philosophy never + evolved a more ungainly or unlikely camel out of the depths of its inner + consciousness. Something of the antagonism, no doubt, is to be found in + "Don Quixote," because it is to be found everywhere in life, and Cervantes + drew from life. It is difficult to imagine a community in which the + never-ceasing game of cross-purposes between Sancho Panza and Don Quixote + would not be recognized as true to nature. In the stone age, among the + lake dwellers, among the cave men, there were Don Quixotes and Sancho + Panzas; there must have been the troglodyte who never could see the facts + before his eyes, and the troglodyte who could see nothing else. But to + suppose Cervantes deliberately setting himself to expound any such idea in + two stout quarto volumes is to suppose something not only very unlike the + age in which he lived, but altogether unlike Cervantes himself, who would + have been the first to laugh at an attempt of the sort made by anyone + else. + </p> + <p> + The extraordinary influence of the romances of chivalry in his day is + quite enough to account for the genesis of the book. Some idea of the + prodigious development of this branch of literature in the sixteenth + century may be obtained from the scrutiny of Chapter VII, if the reader + bears in mind that only a portion of the romances belonging to by far the + largest group are enumerated. As to its effect upon the nation, there is + abundant evidence. From the time when the Amadises and Palmerins began to + grow popular down to the very end of the century, there is a steady stream + of invective, from men whose character and position lend weight to their + words, against the romances of chivalry and the infatuation of their + readers. Ridicule was the only besom to sweep away that dust. + </p> + <p> + That this was the task Cervantes set himself, and that he had ample + provocation to urge him to it, will be sufficiently clear to those who + look into the evidence; as it will be also that it was not chivalry itself + that he attacked and swept away. Of all the absurdities that, thanks to + poetry, will be repeated to the end of time, there is no greater one than + saying that "Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away." In the first place + there was no chivalry for him to smile away. Spain's chivalry had been + dead for more than a century. Its work was done when Granada fell, and as + chivalry was essentially republican in its nature, it could not live under + the rule that Ferdinand substituted for the free institutions of mediaeval + Spain. What he did smile away was not chivalry but a degrading mockery of + it. + </p> + <p> + The true nature of the "right arm" and the "bright array," before which, + according to the poet, "the world gave ground," and which Cervantes' + single laugh demolished, may be gathered from the words of one of his own + countrymen, Don Felix Pacheco, as reported by Captain George Carleton, in + his "Military Memoirs from 1672 to 1713." "Before the appearance in the + world of that labour of Cervantes," he said, "it was next to an + impossibility for a man to walk the streets with any delight or without + danger. There were seen so many cavaliers prancing and curvetting before + the windows of their mistresses, that a stranger would have imagined the + whole nation to have been nothing less than a race of knight-errants. But + after the world became a little acquainted with that notable history, the + man that was seen in that once celebrated drapery was pointed at as a Don + Quixote, and found himself the jest of high and low. And I verily believe + that to this, and this only, we owe that dampness and poverty of spirit + which has run through all our councils for a century past, so little + agreeable to those nobler actions of our famous ancestors." + </p> + <p> + To call "Don Quixote" a sad book, preaching a pessimist view of life, + argues a total misconception of its drift. It would be so if its moral + were that, in this world, true enthusiasm naturally leads to ridicule and + discomfiture. But it preaches nothing of the sort; its moral, so far as it + can be said to have one, is that the spurious enthusiasm that is born of + vanity and self-conceit, that is made an end in itself, not a means to an + end, that acts on mere impulse, regardless of circumstances and + consequences, is mischievous to its owner, and a very considerable + nuisance to the community at large. To those who cannot distinguish + between the one kind and the other, no doubt "Don Quixote" is a sad book; + no doubt to some minds it is very sad that a man who had just uttered so + beautiful a sentiment as that "it is a hard case to make slaves of those + whom God and Nature made free," should be ungratefully pelted by the + scoundrels his crazy philanthropy had let loose on society; but to others + of a more judicial cast it will be a matter of regret that reckless + self-sufficient enthusiasm is not oftener requited in some such way for + all the mischief it does in the world. + </p> + <p> + A very slight examination of the structure of "Don Quixote" will suffice + to show that Cervantes had no deep design or elaborate plan in his mind + when he began the book. When he wrote those lines in which "with a few + strokes of a great master he sets before us the pauper gentleman," he had + no idea of the goal to which his imagination was leading him. There can be + little doubt that all he contemplated was a short tale to range with those + he had already written, a tale setting forth the ludicrous results that + might be expected to follow the attempt of a crazy gentleman to act the + part of a knight-errant in modern life. + </p> + <p> + It is plain, for one thing, that Sancho Panza did not enter into the + original scheme, for had Cervantes thought of him he certainly would not + have omitted him in his hero's outfit, which he obviously meant to be + complete. Him we owe to the landlord's chance remark in Chapter III that + knights seldom travelled without squires. To try to think of a Don Quixote + without Sancho Panza is like trying to think of a one-bladed pair of + scissors. + </p> + <p> + The story was written at first, like the others, without any division and + without the intervention of Cid Hamete Benengeli; and it seems not + unlikely that Cervantes had some intention of bringing Dulcinea, or + Aldonza Lorenzo, on the scene in person. It was probably the ransacking of + the Don's library and the discussion on the books of chivalry that first + suggested it to him that his idea was capable of development. What, if + instead of a mere string of farcical misadventures, he were to make his + tale a burlesque of one of these books, caricaturing their style, + incidents, and spirit? + </p> + <p> + In pursuance of this change of plan, he hastily and somewhat clumsily + divided what he had written into chapters on the model of "Amadis," + invented the fable of a mysterious Arabic manuscript, and set up Cid + Hamete Benengeli in imitation of the almost invariable practice of the + chivalry-romance authors, who were fond of tracing their books to some + recondite source. In working out the new ideas, he soon found the value of + Sancho Panza. Indeed, the keynote, not only to Sancho's part, but to the + whole book, is struck in the first words Sancho utters when he announces + his intention of taking his ass with him. "About the ass," we are told, + "Don Quixote hesitated a little, trying whether he could call to mind any + knight-errant taking with him an esquire mounted on ass-back; but no + instance occurred to his memory." We can see the whole scene at a glance, + the stolid unconsciousness of Sancho and the perplexity of his master, + upon whose perception the incongruity has just forced itself. This is + Sancho's mission throughout the book; he is an unconscious Mephistopheles, + always unwittingly making mockery of his master's aspirations, always + exposing the fallacy of his ideas by some unintentional ad absurdum, + always bringing him back to the world of fact and commonplace by force of + sheer stolidity. + </p> + <p> + By the time Cervantes had got his volume of novels off his hands, and + summoned up resolution enough to set about the Second Part in earnest, the + case was very much altered. Don Quixote and Sancho Panza had not merely + found favour, but had already become, what they have never since ceased to + be, veritable entities to the popular imagination. There was no occasion + for him now to interpolate extraneous matter; nay, his readers told him + plainly that what they wanted of him was more Don Quixote and more Sancho + Panza, and not novels, tales, or digressions. To himself, too, his + creations had become realities, and he had become proud of them, + especially of Sancho. He began the Second Part, therefore, under very + different conditions, and the difference makes itself manifest at once. + Even in translation the style will be seen to be far easier, more flowing, + more natural, and more like that of a man sure of himself and of his + audience. Don Quixote and Sancho undergo a change also. In the First Part, + Don Quixote has no character or individuality whatever. He is nothing more + than a crazy representative of the sentiments of the chivalry romances. In + all that he says and does he is simply repeating the lesson he has learned + from his books; and therefore, it is absurd to speak of him in the gushing + strain of the sentimental critics when they dilate upon his nobleness, + disinterestedness, dauntless courage, and so forth. It was the business of + a knight-errant to right wrongs, redress injuries, and succour the + distressed, and this, as a matter of course, he makes his business when he + takes up the part; a knight-errant was bound to be intrepid, and so he + feels bound to cast fear aside. Of all Byron's melodious nonsense about + Don Quixote, the most nonsensical statement is that "'t is his virtue + makes him mad!" The exact opposite is the truth; it is his madness makes + him virtuous. + </p> + <p> + In the Second Part, Cervantes repeatedly reminds the reader, as if it was + a point upon which he was anxious there should be no mistake, that his + hero's madness is strictly confined to delusions on the subject of + chivalry, and that on every other subject he is discreto, one, in fact, + whose faculty of discernment is in perfect order. The advantage of this is + that he is enabled to make use of Don Quixote as a mouthpiece for his own + reflections, and so, without seeming to digress, allow himself the relief + of digression when he requires it, as freely as in a commonplace book. + </p> + <p> + It is true the amount of individuality bestowed upon Don Quixote is not + very great. There are some natural touches of character about him, such as + his mixture of irascibility and placability, and his curious affection for + Sancho together with his impatience of the squire's loquacity and + impertinence; but in the main, apart from his craze, he is little more + than a thoughtful, cultured gentleman, with instinctive good taste and a + great deal of shrewdness and originality of mind. + </p> + <p> + As to Sancho, it is plain, from the concluding words of the preface to the + First Part, that he was a favourite with his creator even before he had + been taken into favour by the public. An inferior genius, taking him in + hand a second time, would very likely have tried to improve him by making + him more comical, clever, amiable, or virtuous. But Cervantes was too true + an artist to spoil his work in this way. Sancho, when he reappears, is the + old Sancho with the old familiar features; but with a difference; they + have been brought out more distinctly, but at the same time with a careful + avoidance of anything like caricature; the outline has been filled in + where filling in was necessary, and, vivified by a few touches of a + master's hand, Sancho stands before us as he might in a character portrait + by Velazquez. He is a much more important and prominent figure in the + Second Part than in the First; indeed, it is his matchless mendacity about + Dulcinea that to a great extent supplies the action of the story. + </p> + <p> + His development in this respect is as remarkable as in any other. In the + First Part he displays a great natural gift of lying. His lies are not of + the highly imaginative sort that liars in fiction commonly indulge in; + like Falstaff's, they resemble the father that begets them; they are + simple, homely, plump lies; plain working lies, in short. But in the + service of such a master as Don Quixote he develops rapidly, as we see + when he comes to palm off the three country wenches as Dulcinea and her + ladies in waiting. It is worth noticing how, flushed by his success in + this instance, he is tempted afterwards to try a flight beyond his powers + in his account of the journey on Clavileno. + </p> + <p> + In the Second Part it is the spirit rather than the incidents of the + chivalry romances that is the subject of the burlesque. Enchantments of + the sort travestied in those of Dulcinea and the Trifaldi and the cave of + Montesinos play a leading part in the later and inferior romances, and + another distinguishing feature is caricatured in Don Quixote's blind + adoration of Dulcinea. In the romances of chivalry love is either a mere + animalism or a fantastic idolatry. Only a coarse-minded man would care to + make merry with the former, but to one of Cervantes' humour the latter was + naturally an attractive subject for ridicule. Like everything else in + these romances, it is a gross exaggeration of the real sentiment of + chivalry, but its peculiar extravagance is probably due to the influence + of those masters of hyperbole, the Provencal poets. When a troubadour + professed his readiness to obey his lady in all things, he made it + incumbent upon the next comer, if he wished to avoid the imputation of + tameness and commonplace, to declare himself the slave of her will, which + the next was compelled to cap by some still stronger declaration; and so + expressions of devotion went on rising one above the other like biddings + at an auction, and a conventional language of gallantry and theory of love + came into being that in time permeated the literature of Southern Europe, + and bore fruit, in one direction in the transcendental worship of Beatrice + and Laura, and in another in the grotesque idolatry which found exponents + in writers like Feliciano de Silva. This is what Cervantes deals with in + Don Quixote's passion for Dulcinea, and in no instance has he carried out + the burlesque more happily. By keeping Dulcinea in the background, and + making her a vague shadowy being of whose very existence we are left in + doubt, he invests Don Quixote's worship of her virtues and charms with an + additional extravagance, and gives still more point to the caricature of + the sentiment and language of the romances. + </p> + <p> + One of the great merits of "Don Quixote," and one of the qualities that + have secured its acceptance by all classes of readers and made it the most + cosmopolitan of books, is its simplicity. There are, of course, points + obvious enough to a Spanish seventeenth century audience which do not + immediately strike a reader now-a-days, and Cervantes often takes it for + granted that an allusion will be generally understood which is only + intelligible to a few. For example, on many of his readers in Spain, and + most of his readers out of it, the significance of his choice of a country + for his hero is completely lost. It would be going too far to say that no + one can thoroughly comprehend "Don Quixote" without having seen La Mancha, + but undoubtedly even a glimpse of La Mancha will give an insight into the + meaning of Cervantes such as no commentator can give. Of all the regions + of Spain it is the last that would suggest the idea of romance. Of all the + dull central plateau of the Peninsula it is the dullest tract. There is + something impressive about the grim solitudes of Estremadura; and if the + plains of Leon and Old Castile are bald and dreary, they are studded with + old cities renowned in history and rich in relics of the past. But there + is no redeeming feature in the Manchegan landscape; it has all the + sameness of the desert without its dignity; the few towns and villages + that break its monotony are mean and commonplace, there is nothing + venerable about them, they have not even the picturesqueness of poverty; + indeed, Don Quixote's own village, Argamasilla, has a sort of oppressive + respectability in the prim regularity of its streets and houses; + everything is ignoble; the very windmills are the ugliest and shabbiest of + the windmill kind. + </p> + <p> + To anyone who knew the country well, the mere style and title of "Don + Quixote of La Mancha" gave the key to the author's meaning at once. La + Mancha as the knight's country and scene of his chivalries is of a piece + with the pasteboard helmet, the farm-labourer on ass-back for a squire, + knighthood conferred by a rascally ventero, convicts taken for victims of + oppression, and the rest of the incongruities between Don Quixote's world + and the world he lived in, between things as he saw them and things as + they were. + </p> + <p> + It is strange that this element of incongruity, underlying the whole + humour and purpose of the book, should have been so little heeded by the + majority of those who have undertaken to interpret "Don Quixote." It has + been completely overlooked, for example, by the illustrators. To be sure, + the great majority of the artists who illustrated "Don Quixote" knew + nothing whatever of Spain. To them a venta conveyed no idea but the + abstract one of a roadside inn, and they could not therefore do full + justice to the humour of Don Quixote's misconception in taking it for a + castle, or perceive the remoteness of all its realities from his ideal. + But even when better informed they seem to have no apprehension of the + full force of the discrepancy. Take, for instance, Gustave Dore's drawing + of Don Quixote watching his armour in the inn-yard. Whether or not the + Venta de Quesada on the Seville road is, as tradition maintains, the inn + described in "Don Quixote," beyond all question it was just such an + inn-yard as the one behind it that Cervantes had in his mind's eye, and it + was on just such a rude stone trough as that beside the primitive + draw-well in the corner that he meant Don Quixote to deposit his armour. + Gustave Dore makes it an elaborate fountain such as no arriero ever + watered his mules at in the corral of any venta in Spain, and thereby + entirely misses the point aimed at by Cervantes. It is the mean, prosaic, + commonplace character of all the surroundings and circumstances that gives + a significance to Don Quixote's vigil and the ceremony that follows. + </p> + <p> + Cervantes' humour is for the most part of that broader and simpler sort, + the strength of which lies in the perception of the incongruous. It is the + incongruity of Sancho in all his ways, words, and works, with the ideas + and aims of his master, quite as much as the wonderful vitality and truth + to nature of the character, that makes him the most humorous creation in + the whole range of fiction. That unsmiling gravity of which Cervantes was + the first great master, "Cervantes' serious air," which sits naturally on + Swift alone, perhaps, of later humourists, is essential to this kind of + humour, and here again Cervantes has suffered at the hands of his + interpreters. Nothing, unless indeed the coarse buffoonery of Phillips, + could be more out of place in an attempt to represent Cervantes, than a + flippant, would-be facetious style, like that of Motteux's version for + example, or the sprightly, jaunty air, French translators sometimes adopt. + It is the grave matter-of-factness of the narrative, and the apparent + unconsciousness of the author that he is saying anything ludicrous, + anything but the merest commonplace, that give its peculiar flavour to the + humour of Cervantes. His, in fact, is the exact opposite of the humour of + Sterne and the self-conscious humourists. Even when Uncle Toby is at his + best, you are always aware of "the man Sterne" behind him, watching you + over his shoulder to see what effect he is producing. Cervantes always + leaves you alone with Don Quixote and Sancho. He and Swift and the great + humourists always keep themselves out of sight, or, more properly + speaking, never think about themselves at all, unlike our latter-day + school of humourists, who seem to have revived the old horse-collar + method, and try to raise a laugh by some grotesque assumption of + ignorance, imbecility, or bad taste. + </p> + <p> + It is true that to do full justice to Spanish humour in any other language + is well-nigh an impossibility. There is a natural gravity and a sonorous + stateliness about Spanish, be it ever so colloquial, that make an + absurdity doubly absurd, and give plausibility to the most preposterous + statement. This is what makes Sancho Panza's drollery the despair of the + conscientious translator. Sancho's curt comments can never fall flat, but + they lose half their flavour when transferred from their native Castilian + into any other medium. But if foreigners have failed to do justice to the + humour of Cervantes, they are no worse than his own countrymen. Indeed, + were it not for the Spanish peasant's relish of "Don Quixote," one might + be tempted to think that the great humourist was not looked upon as a + humourist at all in his own country. + </p> + <p> + The craze of Don Quixote seems, in some instances, to have communicated + itself to his critics, making them see things that are not in the book and + run full tilt at phantoms that have no existence save in their own + imaginations. Like a good many critics now-a-days, they forget that + screams are not criticism, and that it is only vulgar tastes that are + influenced by strings of superlatives, three-piled hyperboles, and pompous + epithets. But what strikes one as particularly strange is that while they + deal in extravagant eulogies, and ascribe all manner of imaginary ideas + and qualities to Cervantes, they show no perception of the quality that + ninety-nine out of a hundred of his readers would rate highest in him, and + hold to be the one that raises him above all rivalry. + </p> + <p> + To speak of "Don Quixote" as if it were merely a humorous book would be a + manifest misdescription. Cervantes at times makes it a kind of commonplace + book for occasional essays and criticisms, or for the observations and + reflections and gathered wisdom of a long and stirring life. It is a mine + of shrewd observation on mankind and human nature. Among modern novels + there may be, here and there, more elaborate studies of character, but + there is no book richer in individualised character. What Coleridge said + of Shakespeare in minimis is true of Cervantes; he never, even for the + most temporary purpose, puts forward a lay figure. There is life and + individuality in all his characters, however little they may have to do, + or however short a time they may be before the reader. Samson Carrasco, + the curate, Teresa Panza, Altisidora, even the two students met on the + road to the cave of Montesinos, all live and move and have their being; + and it is characteristic of the broad humanity of Cervantes that there is + not a hateful one among them all. Even poor Maritornes, with her + deplorable morals, has a kind heart of her own and "some faint and distant + resemblance to a Christian about her;" and as for Sancho, though on + dissection we fail to find a lovable trait in him, unless it be a sort of + dog-like affection for his master, who is there that in his heart does not + love him? + </p> + <p> + But it is, after all, the humour of "Don Quixote" that distinguishes it + from all other books of the romance kind. It is this that makes it, as one + of the most judicial-minded of modern critics calls it, "the best novel in + the world beyond all comparison." It is its varied humour, ranging from + broad farce to comedy as subtle as Shakespeare's or Moliere's that has + naturalised it in every country where there are readers, and made it a + classic in every language that has a literature. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + SOME COMMENDATORY VERSES + </h2> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + +URGANDA THE UNKNOWN + +To the book of Don Quixote of la Mancha + + If to be welcomed by the good, + O Book! thou make thy steady aim, + No empty chatterer will dare + To question or dispute thy claim. + But if perchance thou hast a mind + To win of idiots approbation, + Lost labour will be thy reward, + Though they'll pretend appreciation. + + They say a goodly shade he finds + Who shelters 'neath a goodly tree; + And such a one thy kindly star + In Bejar bath provided thee: + A royal tree whose spreading boughs + A show of princely fruit display; + A tree that bears a noble Duke, + The Alexander of his day. + + Of a Manchegan gentleman + Thy purpose is to tell the story, + Relating how he lost his wits + O'er idle tales of love and glory, + Of "ladies, arms, and cavaliers:" + A new Orlando Furioso— + Innamorato, rather—who + Won Dulcinea del Toboso. + + Put no vain emblems on thy shield; + All figures—that is bragging play. + A modest dedication make, + And give no scoffer room to say, + "What! Alvaro de Luna here? + Or is it Hannibal again? + Or does King Francis at Madrid + Once more of destiny complain?" + + Since Heaven it hath not pleased on thee + Deep erudition to bestow, + Or black Latino's gift of tongues, + No Latin let thy pages show. + Ape not philosophy or wit, + Lest one who cannot comprehend, + Make a wry face at thee and ask, + "Why offer flowers to me, my friend?" + + Be not a meddler; no affair + Of thine the life thy neighbours lead: + Be prudent; oft the random jest + Recoils upon the jester's head. + Thy constant labour let it be + To earn thyself an honest name, + For fooleries preserved in print + Are perpetuity of shame. + + A further counsel bear in mind: + If that thy roof be made of glass, + It shows small wit to pick up stones + To pelt the people as they pass. + Win the attention of the wise, + And give the thinker food for thought; + Whoso indites frivolities, + Will but by simpletons be sought. + + + + + AMADIS OF GAUL + To Don Quixote of la Mancha + +SONNET + + Thou that didst imitate that life of mine + When I in lonely sadness on the great + Rock Pena Pobre sat disconsolate, + In self-imposed penance there to pine; + Thou, whose sole beverage was the bitter brine + Of thine own tears, and who withouten plate + Of silver, copper, tin, in lowly state + Off the bare earth and on earth's fruits didst dine; + Live thou, of thine eternal glory sure. + So long as on the round of the fourth sphere + The bright Apollo shall his coursers steer, + In thy renown thou shalt remain secure, + Thy country's name in story shall endure, + And thy sage author stand without a peer. + + + + +DON BELIANIS OF GREECE +To Don Quixote of la Mancha + +SONNET + + In slashing, hewing, cleaving, word and deed, + I was the foremost knight of chivalry, + Stout, bold, expert, as e'er the world did see; + Thousands from the oppressor's wrong I freed; + Great were my feats, eternal fame their meed; + In love I proved my truth and loyalty; + The hugest giant was a dwarf for me; + Ever to knighthood's laws gave I good heed. + My mastery the Fickle Goddess owned, + And even Chance, submitting to control, + Grasped by the forelock, yielded to my will. + Yet—though above yon horned moon enthroned + My fortune seems to sit—great Quixote, still + Envy of thy achievements fills my soul. + + + + +THE LADY OF ORIANA +To Dulcinea del Toboso + +SONNET + + Oh, fairest Dulcinea, could it be! + It were a pleasant fancy to suppose so— + Could Miraflores change to El Toboso, + And London's town to that which shelters thee! + Oh, could mine but acquire that livery + Of countless charms thy mind and body show so! + Or him, now famous grown—thou mad'st him grow so— + Thy knight, in some dread combat could I see! + Oh, could I be released from Amadis + By exercise of such coy chastity + As led thee gentle Quixote to dismiss! + Then would my heavy sorrow turn to joy; + None would I envy, all would envy me, + And happiness be mine without alloy. + + + + +GANDALIN, SQUIRE OF AMADIS OF GAUL, +To Sancho Panza, squire of Don Quixote + +SONNET + + All hail, illustrious man! Fortune, when she + Bound thee apprentice to the esquire trade, + Her care and tenderness of thee displayed, + Shaping thy course from misadventure free. + No longer now doth proud knight-errantry + Regard with scorn the sickle and the spade; + Of towering arrogance less count is made + Than of plain esquire-like simplicity. + I envy thee thy Dapple, and thy name, + And those alforjas thou wast wont to stuff + With comforts that thy providence proclaim. + Excellent Sancho! hail to thee again! + To thee alone the Ovid of our Spain + Does homage with the rustic kiss and cuff. + + + + + FROM EL DONOSO, THE MOTLEY POET, + +On Sancho Panza and Rocinante + +ON SANCHO + +I am the esquire Sancho Pan— +Who served Don Quixote of La Man—; +But from his service I retreat—, +Resolved to pass my life discreet—; +For Villadiego, called the Si—, +Maintained that only in reti— +Was found the secret of well-be—, +According to the "Celesti—:" +A book divine, except for sin— +By speech too plain, in my opin— + + + + +ON ROCINANTE + +I am that Rocinante fa—, +Great-grandson of great Babie—, +Who, all for being lean and bon—, +Had one Don Quixote for an own—; +But if I matched him well in weak—, +I never took short commons meek—, +But kept myself in corn by steal—, +A trick I learned from Lazaril—, +When with a piece of straw so neat— +The blind man of his wine he cheat—. + + + + +ORLANDO FURIOSO +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + +SONNET + + If thou art not a Peer, peer thou hast none; + Among a thousand Peers thou art a peer; + Nor is there room for one when thou art near, + Unvanquished victor, great unconquered one! + Orlando, by Angelica undone, + Am I; o'er distant seas condemned to steer, + And to Fame's altars as an offering bear + Valour respected by Oblivion. + I cannot be thy rival, for thy fame + And prowess rise above all rivalry, + Albeit both bereft of wits we go. + But, though the Scythian or the Moor to tame + Was not thy lot, still thou dost rival me: + Love binds us in a fellowship of woe. + + + + +THE KNIGHT OF PHOEBUS + +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + + My sword was not to be compared with thine + Phoebus of Spain, marvel of courtesy, + Nor with thy famous arm this hand of mine + That smote from east to west as lightnings fly. + I scorned all empire, and that monarchy + The rosy east held out did I resign + For one glance of Claridiana's eye, + The bright Aurora for whose love I pine. + A miracle of constancy my love; + And banished by her ruthless cruelty, + This arm had might the rage of Hell to tame. + But, Gothic Quixote, happier thou dost prove, + For thou dost live in Dulcinea's name, + And famous, honoured, wise, she lives in thee. + + + + +FROM SOLISDAN +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + +SONNET + + Your fantasies, Sir Quixote, it is true, + That crazy brain of yours have quite upset, + But aught of base or mean hath never yet + Been charged by any in reproach to you. + Your deeds are open proof in all men's view; + For you went forth injustice to abate, + And for your pains sore drubbings did you get + From many a rascally and ruffian crew. + If the fair Dulcinea, your heart's queen, + Be unrelenting in her cruelty, + If still your woe be powerless to move her, + In such hard case your comfort let it be + That Sancho was a sorry go-between: + A booby he, hard-hearted she, and you no lover. + + + + +DIALOGUE +Between Babieca and Rocinante + +SONNET + +B. "How comes it, Rocinante, you're so lean?" +R. "I'm underfed, with overwork I'm worn." +B. "But what becomes of all the hay and corn?" +R. "My master gives me none; he's much too mean." +B. "Come, come, you show ill-breeding, sir, I ween; + 'T is like an ass your master thus to scorn." +R. He is an ass, will die an ass, an ass was born; + Why, he's in love; what's what's plainer to be seen?" +B. "To be in love is folly?"—R. "No great sense." +B. "You're metaphysical."—R. "From want of food." +B. "Rail at the squire, then."—R. "Why, what's the good? + I might indeed complain of him, I grant ye, + But, squire or master, where's the difference? + They're both as sorry hacks as Rocinante." + +</pre> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p005" id="p005"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p005.jpg (171K)" src="images/p005.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p005.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + THE AUTHOR'S PREFACE + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + Idle reader: thou mayest believe me without any oath that I would this + book, as it is the child of my brain, were the fairest, gayest, and + cleverest that could be imagined. But I could not counteract Nature's law + that everything shall beget its like; and what, then, could this sterile, + illtilled wit of mine beget but the story of a dry, shrivelled, whimsical + offspring, full of thoughts of all sorts and such as never came into any + other imagination—just what might be begotten in a prison, where + every misery is lodged and every doleful sound makes its dwelling? + Tranquillity, a cheerful retreat, pleasant fields, bright skies, murmuring + brooks, peace of mind, these are the things that go far to make even the + most barren muses fertile, and bring into the world births that fill it + with wonder and delight. Sometimes when a father has an ugly, loutish son, + the love he bears him so blindfolds his eyes that he does not see his + defects, or, rather, takes them for gifts and charms of mind and body, and + talks of them to his friends as wit and grace. I, however—for though + I pass for the father, I am but the stepfather to "Don Quixote"—have + no desire to go with the current of custom, or to implore thee, dearest + reader, almost with tears in my eyes, as others do, to pardon or excuse + the defects thou wilt perceive in this child of mine. Thou art neither its + kinsman nor its friend, thy soul is thine own and thy will as free as any + man's, whate'er he be, thou art in thine own house and master of it as + much as the king of his taxes and thou knowest the common saying, "Under + my cloak I kill the king;" all which exempts and frees thee from every + consideration and obligation, and thou canst say what thou wilt of the + story without fear of being abused for any ill or rewarded for any good + thou mayest say of it. + </p> + <p> + My wish would be simply to present it to thee plain and unadorned, without + any embellishment of preface or uncountable muster of customary sonnets, + epigrams, and eulogies, such as are commonly put at the beginning of + books. For I can tell thee, though composing it cost me some labour, I + found none greater than the making of this Preface thou art now reading. + Many times did I take up my pen to write it, and many did I lay it down + again, not knowing what to write. One of these times, as I was pondering + with the paper before me, a pen in my ear, my elbow on the desk, and my + cheek in my hand, thinking of what I should say, there came in + unexpectedly a certain lively, clever friend of mine, who, seeing me so + deep in thought, asked the reason; to which I, making no mystery of it, + answered that I was thinking of the Preface I had to make for the story of + "Don Quixote," which so troubled me that I had a mind not to make any at + all, nor even publish the achievements of so noble a knight. + </p> + <p> + "For, how could you expect me not to feel uneasy about what that ancient + lawgiver they call the Public will say when it sees me, after slumbering + so many years in the silence of oblivion, coming out now with all my years + upon my back, and with a book as dry as a rush, devoid of invention, + meagre in style, poor in thoughts, wholly wanting in learning and wisdom, + without quotations in the margin or annotations at the end, after the + fashion of other books I see, which, though all fables and profanity, are + so full of maxims from Aristotle, and Plato, and the whole herd of + philosophers, that they fill the readers with amazement and convince them + that the authors are men of learning, erudition, and eloquence. And then, + when they quote the Holy Scriptures!—anyone would say they are St. + Thomases or other doctors of the Church, observing as they do a decorum so + ingenious that in one sentence they describe a distracted lover and in the + next deliver a devout little sermon that it is a pleasure and a treat to + hear and read. Of all this there will be nothing in my book, for I have + nothing to quote in the margin or to note at the end, and still less do I + know what authors I follow in it, to place them at the beginning, as all + do, under the letters A, B, C, beginning with Aristotle and ending with + Xenophon, or Zoilus, or Zeuxis, though one was a slanderer and the other a + painter. Also my book must do without sonnets at the beginning, at least + sonnets whose authors are dukes, marquises, counts, bishops, ladies, or + famous poets. Though if I were to ask two or three obliging friends, I + know they would give me them, and such as the productions of those that + have the highest reputation in our Spain could not equal. + </p> + <p> + "In short, my friend," I continued, "I am determined that Senor Don + Quixote shall remain buried in the archives of his own La Mancha until + Heaven provide some one to garnish him with all those things he stands in + need of; because I find myself, through my shallowness and want of + learning, unequal to supplying them, and because I am by nature shy and + careless about hunting for authors to say what I myself can say without + them. Hence the cogitation and abstraction you found me in, and reason + enough, what you have heard from me." + </p> + <p> + Hearing this, my friend, giving himself a slap on the forehead and + breaking into a hearty laugh, exclaimed, "Before God, Brother, now am I + disabused of an error in which I have been living all this long time I + have known you, all through which I have taken you to be shrewd and + sensible in all you do; but now I see you are as far from that as the + heaven is from the earth. It is possible that things of so little moment + and so easy to set right can occupy and perplex a ripe wit like yours, fit + to break through and crush far greater obstacles? By my faith, this comes, + not of any want of ability, but of too much indolence and too little + knowledge of life. Do you want to know if I am telling the truth? Well, + then, attend to me, and you will see how, in the opening and shutting of + an eye, I sweep away all your difficulties, and supply all those + deficiencies which you say check and discourage you from bringing before + the world the story of your famous Don Quixote, the light and mirror of + all knight-errantry." + </p> + <p> + "Say on," said I, listening to his talk; "how do you propose to make up + for my diffidence, and reduce to order this chaos of perplexity I am in?" + </p> + <p> + To which he made answer, "Your first difficulty about the sonnets, + epigrams, or complimentary verses which you want for the beginning, and + which ought to be by persons of importance and rank, can be removed if you + yourself take a little trouble to make them; you can afterwards baptise + them, and put any name you like to them, fathering them on Prester John of + the Indies or the Emperor of Trebizond, who, to my knowledge, were said to + have been famous poets: and even if they were not, and any pedants or + bachelors should attack you and question the fact, never care two + maravedis for that, for even if they prove a lie against you they cannot + cut off the hand you wrote it with. + </p> + <p> + "As to references in the margin to the books and authors from whom you + take the aphorisms and sayings you put into your story, it is only + contriving to fit in nicely any sentences or scraps of Latin you may + happen to have by heart, or at any rate that will not give you much + trouble to look up; so as, when you speak of freedom and captivity, to + insert + </p> + <blockquote> + <p> + <i>Non bene pro toto libertas venditur auro;</i> + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + and then refer in the margin to Horace, or whoever said it; or, if you + allude to the power of death, to come in with— + </p> + <blockquote> + <p> + <i>Pallida mors Aequo pulsat pede pauperum tabernas,<br /> Regumque + turres.</i> + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + "If it be friendship and the love God bids us bear to our enemy, go at + once to the Holy Scriptures, which you can do with a very small amount of + research, and quote no less than the words of God himself: Ego autem dico + vobis: diligite inimicos vestros. If you speak of evil thoughts, turn to + the Gospel: De corde exeunt cogitationes malae. If of the fickleness of + friends, there is Cato, who will give you his distich: + </p> + <blockquote> + <p> + <i>Donec eris felix multos numerabis amicos,<br /> Tempora si fuerint + nubila, solus eris.</i> + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + "With these and such like bits of Latin they will take you for a + grammarian at all events, and that now-a-days is no small honour and + profit. + </p> + <p> + "With regard to adding annotations at the end of the book, you may safely + do it in this way. If you mention any giant in your book contrive that it + shall be the giant Goliath, and with this alone, which will cost you + almost nothing, you have a grand note, for you can put—The giant + Golias or Goliath was a Philistine whom the shepherd David slew by a + mighty stone-cast in the Terebinth valley, as is related in the Book of + Kings—in the chapter where you find it written. + </p> + <p> + "Next, to prove yourself a man of erudition in polite literature and + cosmography, manage that the river Tagus shall be named in your story, and + there you are at once with another famous annotation, setting forth—The + river Tagus was so called after a King of Spain: it has its source in such + and such a place and falls into the ocean, kissing the walls of the famous + city of Lisbon, and it is a common belief that it has golden sands, etc. + If you should have anything to do with robbers, I will give you the story + of Cacus, for I have it by heart; if with loose women, there is the Bishop + of Mondonedo, who will give you the loan of Lamia, Laida, and Flora, any + reference to whom will bring you great credit; if with hard-hearted ones, + Ovid will furnish you with Medea; if with witches or enchantresses, Homer + has Calypso, and Virgil Circe; if with valiant captains, Julius Caesar + himself will lend you himself in his own 'Commentaries,' and Plutarch will + give you a thousand Alexanders. If you should deal with love, with two + ounces you may know of Tuscan you can go to Leon the Hebrew, who will + supply you to your heart's content; or if you should not care to go to + foreign countries you have at home Fonseca's 'Of the Love of God,' in + which is condensed all that you or the most imaginative mind can want on + the subject. In short, all you have to do is to manage to quote these + names, or refer to these stories I have mentioned, and leave it to me to + insert the annotations and quotations, and I swear by all that's good to + fill your margins and use up four sheets at the end of the book. + </p> + <p> + "Now let us come to those references to authors which other books have, + and you want for yours. The remedy for this is very simple: You have only + to look out for some book that quotes them all, from A to Z as you say + yourself, and then insert the very same alphabet in your book, and though + the imposition may be plain to see, because you have so little need to + borrow from them, that is no matter; there will probably be some simple + enough to believe that you have made use of them all in this plain, + artless story of yours. At any rate, if it answers no other purpose, this + long catalogue of authors will serve to give a surprising look of + authority to your book. Besides, no one will trouble himself to verify + whether you have followed them or whether you have not, being no way + concerned in it; especially as, if I mistake not, this book of yours has + no need of any one of those things you say it wants, for it is, from + beginning to end, an attack upon the books of chivalry, of which Aristotle + never dreamt, nor St. Basil said a word, nor Cicero had any knowledge; nor + do the niceties of truth nor the observations of astrology come within the + range of its fanciful vagaries; nor have geometrical measurements or + refutations of the arguments used in rhetoric anything to do with it; nor + does it mean to preach to anybody, mixing up things human and divine, a + sort of motley in which no Christian understanding should dress itself. It + has only to avail itself of truth to nature in its composition, and the + more perfect the imitation the better the work will be. And as this piece + of yours aims at nothing more than to destroy the authority and influence + which books of chivalry have in the world and with the public, there is no + need for you to go a-begging for aphorisms from philosophers, precepts + from Holy Scripture, fables from poets, speeches from orators, or miracles + from saints; but merely to take care that your style and diction run + musically, pleasantly, and plainly, with clear, proper, and well-placed + words, setting forth your purpose to the best of your power, and putting + your ideas intelligibly, without confusion or obscurity. Strive, too, that + in reading your story the melancholy may be moved to laughter, and the + merry made merrier still; that the simple shall not be wearied, that the + judicious shall admire the invention, that the grave shall not despise it, + nor the wise fail to praise it. Finally, keep your aim fixed on the + destruction of that ill-founded edifice of the books of chivalry, hated by + some and praised by many more; for if you succeed in this you will have + achieved no small success." + </p> + <p> + In profound silence I listened to what my friend said, and his + observations made such an impression on me that, without attempting to + question them, I admitted their soundness, and out of them I determined to + make this Preface; wherein, gentle reader, thou wilt perceive my friend's + good sense, my good fortune in finding such an adviser in such a time of + need, and what thou hast gained in receiving, without addition or + alteration, the story of the famous Don Quixote of La Mancha, who is held + by all the inhabitants of the district of the Campo de Montiel to have + been the chastest lover and the bravest knight that has for many years + been seen in that neighbourhood. I have no desire to magnify the service I + render thee in making thee acquainted with so renowned and honoured a + knight, but I do desire thy thanks for the acquaintance thou wilt make + with the famous Sancho Panza, his squire, in whom, to my thinking, I have + given thee condensed all the squirely drolleries that are scattered + through the swarm of the vain books of chivalry. And so—may God give + thee health, and not forget me. Vale. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + DEDICATION OF PART I + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + TO THE DUKE OF BEJAR, MARQUIS OF GIBRALEON, COUNT OF BENALCAZAR AND + BANARES, VICECOUNT OF THE PUEBLA DE ALCOCER, MASTER OF THE TOWNS OF + CAPILLA, CURIEL AND BURGUILLOS + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + In belief of the good reception and honours that Your Excellency bestows + on all sort of books, as prince so inclined to favor good arts, chiefly + those who by their nobleness do not submit to the service and bribery of + the vulgar, I have determined bringing to light The Ingenious Gentleman + Don Quixote of la Mancha, in shelter of Your Excellency's glamorous name, + to whom, with the obeisance I owe to such grandeur, I pray to receive it + agreeably under his protection, so that in this shadow, though deprived of + that precious ornament of elegance and erudition that clothe the works + composed in the houses of those who know, it dares appear with assurance + in the judgment of some who, trespassing the bounds of their own + ignorance, use to condemn with more rigour and less justice the writings + of others. It is my earnest hope that Your Excellency's good counsel in + regard to my honourable purpose, will not disdain the littleness of so + humble a service. + </p> + <p> + Miguel de Cervantes + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="e00.jpg (24K)" src="images/e00.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch1" id="ch1"></a>CHAPTER I. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN DON + QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="p007" id="p007"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p007.jpg (150K)" src="images/p007.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p007.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a> + </p> + <p> + In a village of La Mancha, the name of which I have no desire to call to + mind, there lived not long since one of those gentlemen that keep a lance + in the lance-rack, an old buckler, a lean hack, and a greyhound for + coursing. An olla of rather more beef than mutton, a salad on most nights, + scraps on Saturdays, lentils on Fridays, and a pigeon or so extra on + Sundays, made away with three-quarters of his income. The rest of it went + in a doublet of fine cloth and velvet breeches and shoes to match for + holidays, while on week-days he made a brave figure in his best homespun. + He had in his house a housekeeper past forty, a niece under twenty, and a + lad for the field and market-place, who used to saddle the hack as well as + handle the bill-hook. The age of this gentleman of ours was bordering on + fifty; he was of a hardy habit, spare, gaunt-featured, a very early riser + and a great sportsman. They will have it his surname was Quixada or + Quesada (for here there is some difference of opinion among the authors + who write on the subject), although from reasonable conjectures it seems + plain that he was called Quexana. This, however, is of but little + importance to our tale; it will be enough not to stray a hair's breadth + from the truth in the telling of it. + </p> + <p> + You must know, then, that the above-named gentleman whenever he was at + leisure (which was mostly all the year round) gave himself up to reading + books of chivalry with such ardour and avidity that he almost entirely + neglected the pursuit of his field-sports, and even the management of his + property; and to such a pitch did his eagerness and infatuation go that he + sold many an acre of tillageland to buy books of chivalry to read, and + brought home as many of them as he could get. But of all there were none + he liked so well as those of the famous Feliciano de Silva's composition, + for their lucidity of style and complicated conceits were as pearls in his + sight, particularly when in his reading he came upon courtships and + cartels, where he often found passages like "the reason of the unreason + with which my reason is afflicted so weakens my reason that with reason I + murmur at your beauty;" or again, "the high heavens, that of your divinity + divinely fortify you with the stars, render you deserving of the desert + your greatness deserves." Over conceits of this sort the poor gentleman + lost his wits, and used to lie awake striving to understand them and worm + the meaning out of them; what Aristotle himself could not have made out or + extracted had he come to life again for that special purpose. He was not + at all easy about the wounds which Don Belianis gave and took, because it + seemed to him that, great as were the surgeons who had cured him, he must + have had his face and body covered all over with seams and scars. He + commended, however, the author's way of ending his book with the promise + of that interminable adventure, and many a time was he tempted to take up + his pen and finish it properly as is there proposed, which no doubt he + would have done, and made a successful piece of work of it too, had not + greater and more absorbing thoughts prevented him. + </p> + <p> + Many an argument did he have with the curate of his village (a learned + man, and a graduate of Siguenza) as to which had been the better knight, + Palmerin of England or Amadis of Gaul. Master Nicholas, the village + barber, however, used to say that neither of them came up to the Knight of + Phoebus, and that if there was any that could compare with him it was Don + Galaor, the brother of Amadis of Gaul, because he had a spirit that was + equal to every occasion, and was no finikin knight, nor lachrymose like + his brother, while in the matter of valour he was not a whit behind him. + In short, he became so absorbed in his books that he spent his nights from + sunset to sunrise, and his days from dawn to dark, poring over them; and + what with little sleep and much reading his brains got so dry that he lost + his wits. His fancy grew full of what he used to read about in his books, + enchantments, quarrels, battles, challenges, wounds, wooings, loves, + agonies, and all sorts of impossible nonsense; and it so possessed his + mind that the whole fabric of invention and fancy he read of was true, + that to him no history in the world had more reality in it. He used to say + the Cid Ruy Diaz was a very good knight, but that he was not to be + compared with the Knight of the Burning Sword who with one back-stroke cut + in half two fierce and monstrous giants. He thought more of Bernardo del + Carpio because at Roncesvalles he slew Roland in spite of enchantments, + availing himself of the artifice of Hercules when he strangled Antaeus the + son of Terra in his arms. He approved highly of the giant Morgante, + because, although of the giant breed which is always arrogant and + ill-conditioned, he alone was affable and well-bred. But above all he + admired Reinaldos of Montalban, especially when he saw him sallying forth + from his castle and robbing everyone he met, and when beyond the seas he + stole that image of Mahomet which, as his history says, was entirely of + gold. To have a bout of kicking at that traitor of a Ganelon he would have + given his housekeeper, and his niece into the bargain. + </p> + <p> + In short, his wits being quite gone, he hit upon the strangest notion that + ever madman in this world hit upon, and that was that he fancied it was + right and requisite, as well for the support of his own honour as for the + service of his country, that he should make a knight-errant of himself, + roaming the world over in full armour and on horseback in quest of + adventures, and putting in practice himself all that he had read of as + being the usual practices of knights-errant; righting every kind of wrong, + and exposing himself to peril and danger from which, in the issue, he was + to reap eternal renown and fame. Already the poor man saw himself crowned + by the might of his arm Emperor of Trebizond at least; and so, led away by + the intense enjoyment he found in these pleasant fancies, he set himself + forthwith to put his scheme into execution. + </p> + <p> + The first thing he did was to clean up some armour that had belonged to + his great-grandfather, and had been for ages lying forgotten in a corner + eaten with rust and covered with mildew. He scoured and polished it as + best he could, but he perceived one great defect in it, that it had no + closed helmet, nothing but a simple morion. This deficiency, however, his + ingenuity supplied, for he contrived a kind of half-helmet of pasteboard + which, fitted on to the morion, looked like a whole one. It is true that, + in order to see if it was strong and fit to stand a cut, he drew his sword + and gave it a couple of slashes, the first of which undid in an instant + what had taken him a week to do. The ease with which he had knocked it to + pieces disconcerted him somewhat, and to guard against that danger he set + to work again, fixing bars of iron on the inside until he was satisfied + with its strength; and then, not caring to try any more experiments with + it, he passed it and adopted it as a helmet of the most perfect + construction. + </p> + <p> + He next proceeded to inspect his hack, which, with more quartos than a + real and more blemishes than the steed of Gonela, that "tantum pellis et + ossa fuit," surpassed in his eyes the Bucephalus of Alexander or the + Babieca of the Cid. Four days were spent in thinking what name to give + him, because (as he said to himself) it was not right that a horse + belonging to a knight so famous, and one with such merits of his own, + should be without some distinctive name, and he strove to adapt it so as + to indicate what he had been before belonging to a knight-errant, and what + he then was; for it was only reasonable that, his master taking a new + character, he should take a new name, and that it should be a + distinguished and full-sounding one, befitting the new order and calling + he was about to follow. And so, after having composed, struck out, + rejected, added to, unmade, and remade a multitude of names out of his + memory and fancy, he decided upon calling him Rocinante, a name, to his + thinking, lofty, sonorous, and significant of his condition as a hack + before he became what he now was, the first and foremost of all the hacks + in the world. + </p> + <p> + Having got a name for his horse so much to his taste, he was anxious to + get one for himself, and he was eight days more pondering over this point, + till at last he made up his mind to call himself "Don Quixote," whence, as + has been already said, the authors of this veracious history have inferred + that his name must have been beyond a doubt Quixada, and not Quesada as + others would have it. Recollecting, however, that the valiant Amadis was + not content to call himself curtly Amadis and nothing more, but added the + name of his kingdom and country to make it famous, and called himself + Amadis of Gaul, he, like a good knight, resolved to add on the name of + his, and to style himself Don Quixote of La Mancha, whereby, he + considered, he described accurately his origin and country, and did honour + to it in taking his surname from it. + </p> + <p> + So then, his armour being furbished, his morion turned into a helmet, his + hack christened, and he himself confirmed, he came to the conclusion that + nothing more was needed now but to look out for a lady to be in love with; + for a knight-errant without love was like a tree without leaves or fruit, + or a body without a soul. As he said to himself, "If, for my sins, or by + my good fortune, I come across some giant hereabouts, a common occurrence + with knights-errant, and overthrow him in one onslaught, or cleave him + asunder to the waist, or, in short, vanquish and subdue him, will it not + be well to have some one I may send him to as a present, that he may come + in and fall on his knees before my sweet lady, and in a humble, submissive + voice say, 'I am the giant Caraculiambro, lord of the island of + Malindrania, vanquished in single combat by the never sufficiently + extolled knight Don Quixote of La Mancha, who has commanded me to present + myself before your Grace, that your Highness dispose of me at your + pleasure'?" Oh, how our good gentleman enjoyed the delivery of this + speech, especially when he had thought of some one to call his Lady! There + was, so the story goes, in a village near his own a very good-looking + farm-girl with whom he had been at one time in love, though, so far as is + known, she never knew it nor gave a thought to the matter. Her name was + Aldonza Lorenzo, and upon her he thought fit to confer the title of Lady + of his Thoughts; and after some search for a name which should not be out + of harmony with her own, and should suggest and indicate that of a + princess and great lady, he decided upon calling her Dulcinea del Toboso—she + being of El Toboso—a name, to his mind, musical, uncommon, and + significant, like all those he had already bestowed upon himself and the + things belonging to him. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p007b" id="p007b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p007b.jpg (61K)" src="images/p007b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch2" id="ch2"></a>CHAPTER II. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS DON QUIXOTE MADE FROM HOME + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="p007c" id="p007c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p007c.jpg (97K)" src="images/p007c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p007c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + These preliminaries settled, he did not care to put off any longer the + execution of his design, urged on to it by the thought of all the world + was losing by his delay, seeing what wrongs he intended to right, + grievances to redress, injustices to repair, abuses to remove, and duties + to discharge. So, without giving notice of his intention to anyone, and + without anybody seeing him, one morning before the dawning of the day + (which was one of the hottest of the month of July) he donned his suit of + armour, mounted Rocinante with his patched-up helmet on, braced his + buckler, took his lance, and by the back door of the yard sallied forth + upon the plain in the highest contentment and satisfaction at seeing with + what ease he had made a beginning with his grand purpose. But scarcely did + he find himself upon the open plain, when a terrible thought struck him, + one all but enough to make him abandon the enterprise at the very outset. + It occurred to him that he had not been dubbed a knight, and that + according to the law of chivalry he neither could nor ought to bear arms + against any knight; and that even if he had been, still he ought, as a + novice knight, to wear white armour, without a device upon the shield + until by his prowess he had earned one. These reflections made him waver + in his purpose, but his craze being stronger than any reasoning, he made + up his mind to have himself dubbed a knight by the first one he came + across, following the example of others in the same case, as he had read + in the books that brought him to this pass. As for white armour, he + resolved, on the first opportunity, to scour his until it was whiter than + an ermine; and so comforting himself he pursued his way, taking that which + his horse chose, for in this he believed lay the essence of adventures. + </p> + <p> + Thus setting out, our new-fledged adventurer paced along, talking to + himself and saying, "Who knows but that in time to come, when the + veracious history of my famous deeds is made known, the sage who writes + it, when he has to set forth my first sally in the early morning, will do + it after this fashion? 'Scarce had the rubicund Apollo spread o'er the + face of the broad spacious earth the golden threads of his bright hair, + scarce had the little birds of painted plumage attuned their notes to hail + with dulcet and mellifluous harmony the coming of the rosy Dawn, that, + deserting the soft couch of her jealous spouse, was appearing to mortals + at the gates and balconies of the Manchegan horizon, when the renowned + knight Don Quixote of La Mancha, quitting the lazy down, mounted his + celebrated steed Rocinante and began to traverse the ancient and famous + Campo de Montiel;'" which in fact he was actually traversing. "Happy the + age, happy the time," he continued, "in which shall be made known my deeds + of fame, worthy to be moulded in brass, carved in marble, limned in + pictures, for a memorial for ever. And thou, O sage magician, whoever thou + art, to whom it shall fall to be the chronicler of this wondrous history, + forget not, I entreat thee, my good Rocinante, the constant companion of + my ways and wanderings." Presently he broke out again, as if he were + love-stricken in earnest, "O Princess Dulcinea, lady of this captive + heart, a grievous wrong hast thou done me to drive me forth with scorn, + and with inexorable obduracy banish me from the presence of thy beauty. O + lady, deign to hold in remembrance this heart, thy vassal, that thus in + anguish pines for love of thee." + </p> + <p> + So he went on stringing together these and other absurdities, all in the + style of those his books had taught him, imitating their language as well + as he could; and all the while he rode so slowly and the sun mounted so + rapidly and with such fervour that it was enough to melt his brains if he + had any. Nearly all day he travelled without anything remarkable happening + to him, at which he was in despair, for he was anxious to encounter some + one at once upon whom to try the might of his strong arm. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p008" id="p008"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p008.jpg (289K)" src="images/p008.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p008.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Writers there are who say the first adventure he met with was that of + Puerto Lapice; others say it was that of the windmills; but what I have + ascertained on this point, and what I have found written in the annals of + La Mancha, is that he was on the road all day, and towards nightfall his + hack and he found themselves dead tired and hungry, when, looking all + around to see if he could discover any castle or shepherd's shanty where + he might refresh himself and relieve his sore wants, he perceived not far + out of his road an inn, which was as welcome as a star guiding him to the + portals, if not the palaces, of his redemption; and quickening his pace he + reached it just as night was setting in. At the door were standing two + young women, girls of the district as they call them, on their way to + Seville with some carriers who had chanced to halt that night at the inn; + and as, happen what might to our adventurer, everything he saw or imaged + seemed to him to be and to happen after the fashion of what he read of, + the moment he saw the inn he pictured it to himself as a castle with its + four turrets and pinnacles of shining silver, not forgetting the + drawbridge and moat and all the belongings usually ascribed to castles of + the sort. To this inn, which to him seemed a castle, he advanced, and at a + short distance from it he checked Rocinante, hoping that some dwarf would + show himself upon the battlements, and by sound of trumpet give notice + that a knight was approaching the castle. But seeing that they were slow + about it, and that Rocinante was in a hurry to reach the stable, he made + for the inn door, and perceived the two gay damsels who were standing + there, and who seemed to him to be two fair maidens or lovely ladies + taking their ease at the castle gate. + </p> + <p> + At this moment it so happened that a swineherd who was going through the + stubbles collecting a drove of pigs (for, without any apology, that is + what they are called) gave a blast of his horn to bring them together, and + forthwith it seemed to Don Quixote to be what he was expecting, the signal + of some dwarf announcing his arrival; and so with prodigious satisfaction + he rode up to the inn and to the ladies, who, seeing a man of this sort + approaching in full armour and with lance and buckler, were turning in + dismay into the inn, when Don Quixote, guessing their fear by their + flight, raising his pasteboard visor, disclosed his dry dusty visage, and + with courteous bearing and gentle voice addressed them, "Your ladyships + need not fly or fear any rudeness, for that it belongs not to the order of + knighthood which I profess to offer to anyone, much less to highborn + maidens as your appearance proclaims you to be." The girls were looking at + him and straining their eyes to make out the features which the clumsy + visor obscured, but when they heard themselves called maidens, a thing so + much out of their line, they could not restrain their laughter, which made + Don Quixote wax indignant, and say, "Modesty becomes the fair, and + moreover laughter that has little cause is great silliness; this, however, + I say not to pain or anger you, for my desire is none other than to serve + you." + </p> + <p> + The incomprehensible language and the unpromising looks of our cavalier + only increased the ladies' laughter, and that increased his irritation, + and matters might have gone farther if at that moment the landlord had not + come out, who, being a very fat man, was a very peaceful one. He, seeing + this grotesque figure clad in armour that did not match any more than his + saddle, bridle, lance, buckler, or corselet, was not at all indisposed to + join the damsels in their manifestations of amusement; but, in truth, + standing in awe of such a complicated armament, he thought it best to + speak him fairly, so he said, "Senor Caballero, if your worship wants + lodging, bating the bed (for there is not one in the inn) there is plenty + of everything else here." Don Quixote, observing the respectful bearing of + the Alcaide of the fortress (for so innkeeper and inn seemed in his eyes), + made answer, "Sir Castellan, for me anything will suffice, for + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +'My armour is my only wear, +My only rest the fray.'" +</pre> + <p> + The host fancied he called him Castellan because he took him for a "worthy + of Castile," though he was in fact an Andalusian, and one from the strand + of San Lucar, as crafty a thief as Cacus and as full of tricks as a + student or a page. "In that case," said he, + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +"'Your bed is on the flinty rock, +Your sleep to watch alway;' +</pre> + <p> + and if so, you may dismount and safely reckon upon any quantity of + sleeplessness under this roof for a twelvemonth, not to say for a single + night." So saying, he advanced to hold the stirrup for Don Quixote, who + got down with great difficulty and exertion (for he had not broken his + fast all day), and then charged the host to take great care of his horse, + as he was the best bit of flesh that ever ate bread in this world. The + landlord eyed him over but did not find him as good as Don Quixote said, + nor even half as good; and putting him up in the stable, he returned to + see what might be wanted by his guest, whom the damsels, who had by this + time made their peace with him, were now relieving of his armour. They had + taken off his breastplate and backpiece, but they neither knew nor saw how + to open his gorget or remove his make-shift helmet, for he had fastened it + with green ribbons, which, as there was no untying the knots, required to + be cut. This, however, he would not by any means consent to, so he + remained all the evening with his helmet on, the drollest and oddest + figure that can be imagined; and while they were removing his armour, + taking the baggages who were about it for ladies of high degree belonging + to the castle, he said to them with great sprightliness: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +"Oh, never, surely, was there knight + So served by hand of dame, +As served was he, Don Quixote hight, + When from his town he came; +With maidens waiting on himself, + Princesses on his hack— +</pre> + <p> + —or Rocinante, for that, ladies mine, is my horse's name, and Don + Quixote of La Mancha is my own; for though I had no intention of declaring + myself until my achievements in your service and honour had made me known, + the necessity of adapting that old ballad of Lancelot to the present + occasion has given you the knowledge of my name altogether prematurely. A + time, however, will come for your ladyships to command and me to obey, and + then the might of my arm will show my desire to serve you." + </p> + <p> + The girls, who were not used to hearing rhetoric of this sort, had nothing + to say in reply; they only asked him if he wanted anything to eat. "I + would gladly eat a bit of something," said Don Quixote, "for I feel it + would come very seasonably." The day happened to be a Friday, and in the + whole inn there was nothing but some pieces of the fish they call in + Castile "abadejo," in Andalusia "bacallao," and in some places + "curadillo," and in others "troutlet;" so they asked him if he thought he + could eat troutlet, for there was no other fish to give him. "If there be + troutlets enough," said Don Quixote, "they will be the same thing as a + trout; for it is all one to me whether I am given eight reals in small + change or a piece of eight; moreover, it may be that these troutlets are + like veal, which is better than beef, or kid, which is better than goat. + But whatever it be let it come quickly, for the burden and pressure of + arms cannot be borne without support to the inside." They laid a table for + him at the door of the inn for the sake of the air, and the host brought + him a portion of ill-soaked and worse cooked stockfish, and a piece of + bread as black and mouldy as his own armour; but a laughable sight it was + to see him eating, for having his helmet on and the beaver up, he could + not with his own hands put anything into his mouth unless some one else + placed it there, and this service one of the ladies rendered him. But to + give him anything to drink was impossible, or would have been so had not + the landlord bored a reed, and putting one end in his mouth poured the + wine into him through the other; all which he bore with patience rather + than sever the ribbons of his helmet. + </p> + <p> + While this was going on there came up to the inn a sowgelder, who, as he + approached, sounded his reed pipe four or five times, and thereby + completely convinced Don Quixote that he was in some famous castle, and + that they were regaling him with music, and that the stockfish was trout, + the bread the whitest, the wenches ladies, and the landlord the castellan + of the castle; and consequently he held that his enterprise and sally had + been to some purpose. But still it distressed him to think he had not been + dubbed a knight, for it was plain to him he could not lawfully engage in + any adventure without receiving the order of knighthood. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="e02.jpg (39K)" src="images/e02.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch3" id="ch3"></a>CHAPTER III. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF DUBBED A + KNIGHT + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="p009" id="p009"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p009.jpg (164K)" src="images/p009.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p009.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Harassed by this reflection, he made haste with his scanty pothouse + supper, and having finished it called the landlord, and shutting himself + into the stable with him, fell on his knees before him, saying, "From this + spot I rise not, valiant knight, until your courtesy grants me the boon I + seek, one that will redound to your praise and the benefit of the human + race." The landlord, seeing his guest at his feet and hearing a speech of + this kind, stood staring at him in bewilderment, not knowing what to do or + say, and entreating him to rise, but all to no purpose until he had agreed + to grant the boon demanded of him. "I looked for no less, my lord, from + your High Magnificence," replied Don Quixote, "and I have to tell you that + the boon I have asked and your liberality has granted is that you shall + dub me knight to-morrow morning, and that to-night I shall watch my arms + in the chapel of this your castle; thus tomorrow, as I have said, will be + accomplished what I so much desire, enabling me lawfully to roam through + all the four quarters of the world seeking adventures on behalf of those + in distress, as is the duty of chivalry and of knights-errant like myself, + whose ambition is directed to such deeds." + </p> + <p> + The landlord, who, as has been mentioned, was something of a wag, and had + already some suspicion of his guest's want of wits, was quite convinced of + it on hearing talk of this kind from him, and to make sport for the night + he determined to fall in with his humour. So he told him he was quite + right in pursuing the object he had in view, and that such a motive was + natural and becoming in cavaliers as distinguished as he seemed and his + gallant bearing showed him to be; and that he himself in his younger days + had followed the same honourable calling, roaming in quest of adventures + in various parts of the world, among others the Curing-grounds of Malaga, + the Isles of Riaran, the Precinct of Seville, the Little Market of + Segovia, the Olivera of Valencia, the Rondilla of Granada, the Strand of + San Lucar, the Colt of Cordova, the Taverns of Toledo, and divers other + quarters, where he had proved the nimbleness of his feet and the lightness + of his fingers, doing many wrongs, cheating many widows, ruining maids and + swindling minors, and, in short, bringing himself under the notice of + almost every tribunal and court of justice in Spain; until at last he had + retired to this castle of his, where he was living upon his property and + upon that of others; and where he received all knights-errant of whatever + rank or condition they might be, all for the great love he bore them and + that they might share their substance with him in return for his + benevolence. He told him, moreover, that in this castle of his there was + no chapel in which he could watch his armour, as it had been pulled down + in order to be rebuilt, but that in a case of necessity it might, he knew, + be watched anywhere, and he might watch it that night in a courtyard of + the castle, and in the morning, God willing, the requisite ceremonies + might be performed so as to have him dubbed a knight, and so thoroughly + dubbed that nobody could be more so. He asked if he had any money with + him, to which Don Quixote replied that he had not a farthing, as in the + histories of knights-errant he had never read of any of them carrying any. + On this point the landlord told him he was mistaken; for, though not + recorded in the histories, because in the author's opinion there was no + need to mention anything so obvious and necessary as money and clean + shirts, it was not to be supposed therefore that they did not carry them, + and he might regard it as certain and established that all knights-errant + (about whom there were so many full and unimpeachable books) carried + well-furnished purses in case of emergency, and likewise carried shirts + and a little box of ointment to cure the wounds they received. For in + those plains and deserts where they engaged in combat and came out + wounded, it was not always that there was some one to cure them, unless + indeed they had for a friend some sage magician to succour them at once by + fetching through the air upon a cloud some damsel or dwarf with a vial of + water of such virtue that by tasting one drop of it they were cured of + their hurts and wounds in an instant and left as sound as if they had not + received any damage whatever. But in case this should not occur, the + knights of old took care to see that their squires were provided with + money and other requisites, such as lint and ointments for healing + purposes; and when it happened that knights had no squires (which was + rarely and seldom the case) they themselves carried everything in cunning + saddle-bags that were hardly seen on the horse's croup, as if it were + something else of more importance, because, unless for some such reason, + carrying saddle-bags was not very favourably regarded among + knights-errant. He therefore advised him (and, as his godson so soon to + be, he might even command him) never from that time forth to travel + without money and the usual requirements, and he would find the advantage + of them when he least expected it. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote promised to follow his advice scrupulously, and it was + arranged forthwith that he should watch his armour in a large yard at one + side of the inn; so, collecting it all together, Don Quixote placed it on + a trough that stood by the side of a well, and bracing his buckler on his + arm he grasped his lance and began with a stately air to march up and down + in front of the trough, and as he began his march night began to fall. + </p> + <p> + The landlord told all the people who were in the inn about the craze of + his guest, the watching of the armour, and the dubbing ceremony he + contemplated. Full of wonder at so strange a form of madness, they flocked + to see it from a distance, and observed with what composure he sometimes + paced up and down, or sometimes, leaning on his lance, gazed on his armour + without taking his eyes off it for ever so long; and as the night closed + in with a light from the moon so brilliant that it might vie with his that + lent it, everything the novice knight did was plainly seen by all. + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile one of the carriers who were in the inn thought fit to water his + team, and it was necessary to remove Don Quixote's armour as it lay on the + trough; but he seeing the other approach hailed him in a loud voice, "O + thou, whoever thou art, rash knight that comest to lay hands on the armour + of the most valorous errant that ever girt on sword, have a care what thou + dost; touch it not unless thou wouldst lay down thy life as the penalty of + thy rashness." The carrier gave no heed to these words (and he would have + done better to heed them if he had been heedful of his health), but + seizing it by the straps flung the armour some distance from him. Seeing + this, Don Quixote raised his eyes to heaven, and fixing his thoughts, + apparently, upon his lady Dulcinea, exclaimed, "Aid me, lady mine, in this + the first encounter that presents itself to this breast which thou holdest + in subjection; let not thy favour and protection fail me in this first + jeopardy;" and, with these words and others to the same purpose, dropping + his buckler he lifted his lance with both hands and with it smote such a + blow on the carrier's head that he stretched him on the ground, so stunned + that had he followed it up with a second there would have been no need of + a surgeon to cure him. This done, he picked up his armour and returned to + his beat with the same serenity as before. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p010" id="p010"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p010.jpg (261K)" src="images/p010.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p010.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Shortly after this, another, not knowing what had happened (for the + carrier still lay senseless), came with the same object of giving water to + his mules, and was proceeding to remove the armour in order to clear the + trough, when Don Quixote, without uttering a word or imploring aid from + anyone, once more dropped his buckler and once more lifted his lance, and + without actually breaking the second carrier's head into pieces, made more + than three of it, for he laid it open in four. At the noise all the people + of the inn ran to the spot, and among them the landlord. Seeing this, Don + Quixote braced his buckler on his arm, and with his hand on his sword + exclaimed, "O Lady of Beauty, strength and support of my faint heart, it + is time for thee to turn the eyes of thy greatness on this thy captive + knight on the brink of so mighty an adventure." By this he felt himself so + inspired that he would not have flinched if all the carriers in the world + had assailed him. The comrades of the wounded perceiving the plight they + were in began from a distance to shower stones on Don Quixote, who + screened himself as best he could with his buckler, not daring to quit the + trough and leave his armour unprotected. The landlord shouted to them to + leave him alone, for he had already told them that he was mad, and as a + madman he would not be accountable even if he killed them all. Still + louder shouted Don Quixote, calling them knaves and traitors, and the lord + of the castle, who allowed knights-errant to be treated in this fashion, a + villain and a low-born knight whom, had he received the order of + knighthood, he would call to account for his treachery. "But of you," he + cried, "base and vile rabble, I make no account; fling, strike, come on, + do all ye can against me, ye shall see what the reward of your folly and + insolence will be." This he uttered with so much spirit and boldness that + he filled his assailants with a terrible fear, and as much for this reason + as at the persuasion of the landlord they left off stoning him, and he + allowed them to carry off the wounded, and with the same calmness and + composure as before resumed the watch over his armour. + </p> + <p> + But these freaks of his guest were not much to the liking of the landlord, + so he determined to cut matters short and confer upon him at once the + unlucky order of knighthood before any further misadventure could occur; + so, going up to him, he apologised for the rudeness which, without his + knowledge, had been offered to him by these low people, who, however, had + been well punished for their audacity. As he had already told him, he + said, there was no chapel in the castle, nor was it needed for what + remained to be done, for, as he understood the ceremonial of the order, + the whole point of being dubbed a knight lay in the accolade and in the + slap on the shoulder, and that could be administered in the middle of a + field; and that he had now done all that was needful as to watching the + armour, for all requirements were satisfied by a watch of two hours only, + while he had been more than four about it. Don Quixote believed it all, + and told him he stood there ready to obey him, and to make an end of it + with as much despatch as possible; for, if he were again attacked, and + felt himself to be dubbed knight, he would not, he thought, leave a soul + alive in the castle, except such as out of respect he might spare at his + bidding. + </p> + <p> + Thus warned and menaced, the castellan forthwith brought out a book in + which he used to enter the straw and barley he served out to the carriers, + and, with a lad carrying a candle-end, and the two damsels already + mentioned, he returned to where Don Quixote stood, and bade him kneel + down. Then, reading from his account-book as if he were repeating some + devout prayer, in the middle of his delivery he raised his hand and gave + him a sturdy blow on the neck, and then, with his own sword, a smart slap + on the shoulder, all the while muttering between his teeth as if he was + saying his prayers. Having done this, he directed one of the ladies to + gird on his sword, which she did with great self-possession and gravity, + and not a little was required to prevent a burst of laughter at each stage + of the ceremony; but what they had already seen of the novice knight's + prowess kept their laughter within bounds. On girding him with the sword + the worthy lady said to him, "May God make your worship a very fortunate + knight, and grant you success in battle." Don Quixote asked her name in + order that he might from that time forward know to whom he was beholden + for the favour he had received, as he meant to confer upon her some + portion of the honour he acquired by the might of his arm. She answered + with great humility that she was called La Tolosa, and that she was the + daughter of a cobbler of Toledo who lived in the stalls of Sanchobienaya, + and that wherever she might be she would serve and esteem him as her lord. + Don Quixote said in reply that she would do him a favour if thenceforward + she assumed the "Don" and called herself Dona Tolosa. She promised she + would, and then the other buckled on his spur, and with her followed + almost the same conversation as with the lady of the sword. He asked her + name, and she said it was La Molinera, and that she was the daughter of a + respectable miller of Antequera; and of her likewise Don Quixote requested + that she would adopt the "Don" and call herself Dona Molinera, making + offers to her further services and favours. + </p> + <p> + Having thus, with hot haste and speed, brought to a conclusion these + never-till-now-seen ceremonies, Don Quixote was on thorns until he saw + himself on horseback sallying forth in quest of adventures; and saddling + Rocinante at once he mounted, and embracing his host, as he returned + thanks for his kindness in knighting him, he addressed him in language so + extraordinary that it is impossible to convey an idea of it or report it. + The landlord, to get him out of the inn, replied with no less rhetoric + though with shorter words, and without calling upon him to pay the + reckoning let him go with a Godspeed. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p017" id="p017"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p017.jpg (54K)" src="images/p017.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p017.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch4" id="ch4"></a>CHAPTER IV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="p018" id="p018"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p018.jpg (94K)" src="images/p018.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p018.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Day was dawning when Don Quixote quitted the inn, so happy, so gay, so + exhilarated at finding himself now dubbed a knight, that his joy was like + to burst his horse-girths. However, recalling the advice of his host as to + the requisites he ought to carry with him, especially that referring to + money and shirts, he determined to go home and provide himself with all, + and also with a squire, for he reckoned upon securing a farm-labourer, a + neighbour of his, a poor man with a family, but very well qualified for + the office of squire to a knight. With this object he turned his horse's + head towards his village, and Rocinante, thus reminded of his old + quarters, stepped out so briskly that he hardly seemed to tread the earth. + </p> + <p> + He had not gone far, when out of a thicket on his right there seemed to + come feeble cries as of some one in distress, and the instant he heard + them he exclaimed, "Thanks be to heaven for the favour it accords me, that + it so soon offers me an opportunity of fulfilling the obligation I have + undertaken, and gathering the fruit of my ambition. These cries, no doubt, + come from some man or woman in want of help, and needing my aid and + protection;" and wheeling, he turned Rocinante in the direction whence the + cries seemed to proceed. He had gone but a few paces into the wood, when + he saw a mare tied to an oak, and tied to another, and stripped from the + waist upwards, a youth of about fifteen years of age, from whom the cries + came. Nor were they without cause, for a lusty farmer was flogging him + with a belt and following up every blow with scoldings and commands, + repeating, "Your mouth shut and your eyes open!" while the youth made + answer, "I won't do it again, master mine; by God's passion I won't do it + again, and I'll take more care of the flock another time." + </p> + <p> + Seeing what was going on, Don Quixote said in an angry voice, + "Discourteous knight, it ill becomes you to assail one who cannot defend + himself; mount your steed and take your lance" (for there was a lance + leaning against the oak to which the mare was tied), "and I will make you + know that you are behaving as a coward." The farmer, seeing before him + this figure in full armour brandishing a lance over his head, gave himself + up for dead, and made answer meekly, "Sir Knight, this youth that I am + chastising is my servant, employed by me to watch a flock of sheep that I + have hard by, and he is so careless that I lose one every day, and when I + punish him for his carelessness and knavery he says I do it out of + niggardliness, to escape paying him the wages I owe him, and before God, + and on my soul, he lies." + </p> + <p> + "Lies before me, base clown!" said Don Quixote. "By the sun that shines on + us I have a mind to run you through with this lance. Pay him at once + without another word; if not, by the God that rules us I will make an end + of you, and annihilate you on the spot; release him instantly." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p019" id="p019"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p019.jpg (339K)" src="images/p019.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p019.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The farmer hung his head, and without a word untied his servant, of whom + Don Quixote asked how much his master owed him. + </p> + <p> + He replied, nine months at seven reals a month. Don Quixote added it up, + found that it came to sixty-three reals, and told the farmer to pay it + down immediately, if he did not want to die for it. + </p> + <p> + The trembling clown replied that as he lived and by the oath he had sworn + (though he had not sworn any) it was not so much; for there were to be + taken into account and deducted three pairs of shoes he had given him, and + a real for two blood-lettings when he was sick. + </p> + <p> + "All that is very well," said Don Quixote; "but let the shoes and the + blood-lettings stand as a setoff against the blows you have given him + without any cause; for if he spoiled the leather of the shoes you paid + for, you have damaged that of his body, and if the barber took blood from + him when he was sick, you have drawn it when he was sound; so on that + score he owes you nothing." + </p> + <p> + "The difficulty is, Sir Knight, that I have no money here; let Andres come + home with me, and I will pay him all, real by real." + </p> + <p> + "I go with him!" said the youth. "Nay, God forbid! No, senor, not for the + world; for once alone with me, he would ray me like a Saint Bartholomew." + </p> + <p> + "He will do nothing of the kind," said Don Quixote; "I have only to + command, and he will obey me; and as he has sworn to me by the order of + knighthood which he has received, I leave him free, and I guarantee the + payment." + </p> + <p> + "Consider what you are saying, senor," said the youth; "this master of + mine is not a knight, nor has he received any order of knighthood; for he + is Juan Haldudo the Rich, of Quintanar." + </p> + <p> + "That matters little," replied Don Quixote; "there may be Haldudos + knights; moreover, everyone is the son of his works." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Andres; "but this master of mine—of what works + is he the son, when he refuses me the wages of my sweat and labour?" + </p> + <p> + "I do not refuse, brother Andres," said the farmer, "be good enough to + come along with me, and I swear by all the orders of knighthood there are + in the world to pay you as I have agreed, real by real, and perfumed." + </p> + <p> + "For the perfumery I excuse you," said Don Quixote; "give it to him in + reals, and I shall be satisfied; and see that you do as you have sworn; if + not, by the same oath I swear to come back and hunt you out and punish + you; and I shall find you though you should lie closer than a lizard. And + if you desire to know who it is lays this command upon you, that you be + more firmly bound to obey it, know that I am the valorous Don Quixote of + La Mancha, the undoer of wrongs and injustices; and so, God be with you, + and keep in mind what you have promised and sworn under those penalties + that have been already declared to you." + </p> + <p> + So saying, he gave Rocinante the spur and was soon out of reach. The + farmer followed him with his eyes, and when he saw that he had cleared the + wood and was no longer in sight, he turned to his boy Andres, and said, + "Come here, my son, I want to pay you what I owe you, as that undoer of + wrongs has commanded me." + </p> + <p> + "My oath on it," said Andres, "your worship will be well advised to obey + the command of that good knight—may he live a thousand years—for, + as he is a valiant and just judge, by Roque, if you do not pay me, he will + come back and do as he said." + </p> + <p> + "My oath on it, too," said the farmer; "but as I have a strong affection + for you, I want to add to the debt in order to add to the payment;" and + seizing him by the arm, he tied him up again, and gave him such a flogging + that he left him for dead. + </p> + <p> + "Now, Master Andres," said the farmer, "call on the undoer of wrongs; you + will find he won't undo that, though I am not sure that I have quite done + with you, for I have a good mind to flay you alive." But at last he untied + him, and gave him leave to go look for his judge in order to put the + sentence pronounced into execution. + </p> + <p> + Andres went off rather down in the mouth, swearing he would go to look for + the valiant Don Quixote of La Mancha and tell him exactly what had + happened, and that all would have to be repaid him sevenfold; but for all + that, he went off weeping, while his master stood laughing. + </p> + <p> + Thus did the valiant Don Quixote right that wrong, and, thoroughly + satisfied with what had taken place, as he considered he had made a very + happy and noble beginning with his knighthood, he took the road towards + his village in perfect self-content, saying in a low voice, "Well mayest + thou this day call thyself fortunate above all on earth, O Dulcinea del + Toboso, fairest of the fair! since it has fallen to thy lot to hold + subject and submissive to thy full will and pleasure a knight so renowned + as is and will be Don Quixote of La Mancha, who, as all the world knows, + yesterday received the order of knighthood, and hath to-day righted the + greatest wrong and grievance that ever injustice conceived and cruelty + perpetrated: who hath to-day plucked the rod from the hand of yonder + ruthless oppressor so wantonly lashing that tender child." + </p> + <p> + He now came to a road branching in four directions, and immediately he was + reminded of those cross-roads where knights-errant used to stop to + consider which road they should take. In imitation of them he halted for a + while, and after having deeply considered it, he gave Rocinante his head, + submitting his own will to that of his hack, who followed out his first + intention, which was to make straight for his own stable. After he had + gone about two miles Don Quixote perceived a large party of people, who, + as afterwards appeared, were some Toledo traders, on their way to buy silk + at Murcia. There were six of them coming along under their sunshades, with + four servants mounted, and three muleteers on foot. Scarcely had Don + Quixote descried them when the fancy possessed him that this must be some + new adventure; and to help him to imitate as far as he could those + passages he had read of in his books, here seemed to come one made on + purpose, which he resolved to attempt. So with a lofty bearing and + determination he fixed himself firmly in his stirrups, got his lance + ready, brought his buckler before his breast, and planting himself in the + middle of the road, stood waiting the approach of these knights-errant, + for such he now considered and held them to be; and when they had come + near enough to see and hear, he exclaimed with a haughty gesture, "All the + world stand, unless all the world confess that in all the world there is + no maiden fairer than the Empress of La Mancha, the peerless Dulcinea del + Toboso." + </p> + <p> + The traders halted at the sound of this language and the sight of the + strange figure that uttered it, and from both figure and language at once + guessed the craze of their owner; they wished, however, to learn quietly + what was the object of this confession that was demanded of them, and one + of them, who was rather fond of a joke and was very sharp-witted, said to + him, "Sir Knight, we do not know who this good lady is that you speak of; + show her to us, for, if she be of such beauty as you suggest, with all our + hearts and without any pressure we will confess the truth that is on your + part required of us." + </p> + <p> + "If I were to show her to you," replied Don Quixote, "what merit would you + have in confessing a truth so manifest? The essential point is that + without seeing her you must believe, confess, affirm, swear, and defend + it; else ye have to do with me in battle, ill-conditioned, arrogant rabble + that ye are; and come ye on, one by one as the order of knighthood + requires, or all together as is the custom and vile usage of your breed, + here do I bide and await you relying on the justice of the cause I + maintain." + </p> + <p> + "Sir Knight," replied the trader, "I entreat your worship in the name of + this present company of princes, that, to save us from charging our + consciences with the confession of a thing we have never seen or heard of, + and one moreover so much to the prejudice of the Empresses and Queens of + the Alcarria and Estremadura, your worship will be pleased to show us some + portrait of this lady, though it be no bigger than a grain of wheat; for + by the thread one gets at the ball, and in this way we shall be satisfied + and easy, and you will be content and pleased; nay, I believe we are + already so far agreed with you that even though her portrait should show + her blind of one eye, and distilling vermilion and sulphur from the other, + we would nevertheless, to gratify your worship, say all in her favour that + you desire." + </p> + <p> + "She distils nothing of the kind, vile rabble," said Don Quixote, burning + with rage, "nothing of the kind, I say, only ambergris and civet in + cotton; nor is she one-eyed or humpbacked, but straighter than a + Guadarrama spindle: but ye must pay for the blasphemy ye have uttered + against beauty like that of my lady." + </p> + <p> + And so saying, he charged with levelled lance against the one who had + spoken, with such fury and fierceness that, if luck had not contrived that + Rocinante should stumble midway and come down, it would have gone hard + with the rash trader. Down went Rocinante, and over went his master, + rolling along the ground for some distance; and when he tried to rise he + was unable, so encumbered was he with lance, buckler, spurs, helmet, and + the weight of his old armour; and all the while he was struggling to get + up he kept saying, "Fly not, cowards and caitiffs! stay, for not by my + fault, but my horse's, am I stretched here." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p020" id="p020"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p020.jpg (352K)" src="images/p020.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p020.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + One of the muleteers in attendance, who could not have had much good + nature in him, hearing the poor prostrate man blustering in this style, + was unable to refrain from giving him an answer on his ribs; and coming up + to him he seized his lance, and having broken it in pieces, with one of + them he began so to belabour our Don Quixote that, notwithstanding and in + spite of his armour, he milled him like a measure of wheat. His masters + called out not to lay on so hard and to leave him alone, but the muleteers + blood was up, and he did not care to drop the game until he had vented the + rest of his wrath, and gathering up the remaining fragments of the lance + he finished with a discharge upon the unhappy victim, who all through the + storm of sticks that rained on him never ceased threatening heaven, and + earth, and the brigands, for such they seemed to him. At last the muleteer + was tired, and the traders continued their journey, taking with them + matter for talk about the poor fellow who had been cudgelled. He when he + found himself alone made another effort to rise; but if he was unable when + whole and sound, how was he to rise after having been thrashed and + well-nigh knocked to pieces? And yet he esteemed himself fortunate, as it + seemed to him that this was a regular knight-errant's mishap, and + entirely, he considered, the fault of his horse. However, battered in body + as he was, to rise was beyond his power. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="e04" id="e04"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="e04.jpg (28K)" src="images/e04.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch5" id="ch5"></a>CHAPTER V. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="p022" id="p022"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p022.jpg (123K)" src="images/p022.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p022.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Finding, then, that, in fact he could not move, he thought himself of + having recourse to his usual remedy, which was to think of some passage in + his books, and his craze brought to his mind that about Baldwin and the + Marquis of Mantua, when Carloto left him wounded on the mountain side, a + story known by heart by the children, not forgotten by the young men, and + lauded and even believed by the old folk; and for all that not a whit + truer than the miracles of Mahomet. This seemed to him to fit exactly the + case in which he found himself, so, making a show of severe suffering, he + began to roll on the ground and with feeble breath repeat the very words + which the wounded knight of the wood is said to have uttered: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +Where art thou, lady mine, that thou + My sorrow dost not rue? +Thou canst not know it, lady mine, + Or else thou art untrue. +</pre> + <p> + And so he went on with the ballad as far as the lines: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +O noble Marquis of Mantua, + My Uncle and liege lord! +</pre> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p026" id="p026"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p026.jpg (316K)" src="images/p026.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p026.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + As chance would have it, when he had got to this line there happened to + come by a peasant from his own village, a neighbour of his, who had been + with a load of wheat to the mill, and he, seeing the man stretched there, + came up to him and asked him who he was and what was the matter with him + that he complained so dolefully. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was firmly persuaded that this was the Marquis of Mantua, his + uncle, so the only answer he made was to go on with his ballad, in which + he told the tale of his misfortune, and of the loves of the Emperor's son + and his wife all exactly as the ballad sings it. + </p> + <p> + The peasant stood amazed at hearing such nonsense, and relieving him of + the visor, already battered to pieces by blows, he wiped his face, which + was covered with dust, and as soon as he had done so he recognised him and + said, "Senor Quixada" (for so he appears to have been called when he was + in his senses and had not yet changed from a quiet country gentleman into + a knight-errant), "who has brought your worship to this pass?" But to all + questions the other only went on with his ballad. + </p> + <p> + Seeing this, the good man removed as well as he could his breastplate and + backpiece to see if he had any wound, but he could perceive no blood nor + any mark whatever. He then contrived to raise him from the ground, and + with no little difficulty hoisted him upon his ass, which seemed to him to + be the easiest mount for him; and collecting the arms, even to the + splinters of the lance, he tied them on Rocinante, and leading him by the + bridle and the ass by the halter he took the road for the village, very + sad to hear what absurd stuff Don Quixote was talking. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p029" id="p029"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p029.jpg (285K)" src="images/p029.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p029.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Nor was Don Quixote less so, for what with blows and bruises he could not + sit upright on the ass, and from time to time he sent up sighs to heaven, + so that once more he drove the peasant to ask what ailed him. And it could + have been only the devil himself that put into his head tales to match his + own adventures, for now, forgetting Baldwin, he bethought himself of the + Moor Abindarraez, when the Alcaide of Antequera, Rodrigo de Narvaez, took + him prisoner and carried him away to his castle; so that when the peasant + again asked him how he was and what ailed him, he gave him for reply the + same words and phrases that the captive Abindarraez gave to Rodrigo de + Narvaez, just as he had read the story in the "Diana" of Jorge de + Montemayor where it is written, applying it to his own case so aptly that + the peasant went along cursing his fate that he had to listen to such a + lot of nonsense; from which, however, he came to the conclusion that his + neighbour was mad, and so made all haste to reach the village to escape + the wearisomeness of this harangue of Don Quixote's; who, at the end of + it, said, "Senor Don Rodrigo de Narvaez, your worship must know that this + fair Xarifa I have mentioned is now the lovely Dulcinea del Toboso, for + whom I have done, am doing, and will do the most famous deeds of chivalry + that in this world have been seen, are to be seen, or ever shall be seen." + </p> + <p> + To this the peasant answered, "Senor—sinner that I am!—cannot + your worship see that I am not Don Rodrigo de Narvaez nor the Marquis of + Mantua, but Pedro Alonso your neighbour, and that your worship is neither + Baldwin nor Abindarraez, but the worthy gentleman Senor Quixada?" + </p> + <p> + "I know who I am," replied Don Quixote, "and I know that I may be not only + those I have named, but all the Twelve Peers of France and even all the + Nine Worthies, since my achievements surpass all that they have done all + together and each of them on his own account." + </p> + <p> + With this talk and more of the same kind they reached the village just as + night was beginning to fall, but the peasant waited until it was a little + later that the belaboured gentleman might not be seen riding in such a + miserable trim. When it was what seemed to him the proper time he entered + the village and went to Don Quixote's house, which he found all in + confusion, and there were the curate and the village barber, who were + great friends of Don Quixote, and his housekeeper was saying to them in a + loud voice, "What does your worship think can have befallen my master, + Senor Licentiate Pero Perez?" for so the curate was called; "it is three + days now since anything has been seen of him, or the hack, or the buckler, + lance, or armour. Miserable me! I am certain of it, and it is as true as + that I was born to die, that these accursed books of chivalry he has, and + has got into the way of reading so constantly, have upset his reason; for + now I remember having often heard him saying to himself that he would turn + knight-errant and go all over the world in quest of adventures. To the + devil and Barabbas with such books, that have brought to ruin in this way + the finest understanding there was in all La Mancha!" + </p> + <p> + The niece said the same, and, more: "You must know, Master Nicholas"—for + that was the name of the barber—"it was often my uncle's way to stay + two days and nights together poring over these unholy books of + misventures, after which he would fling the book away and snatch up his + sword and fall to slashing the walls; and when he was tired out he would + say he had killed four giants like four towers; and the sweat that flowed + from him when he was weary he said was the blood of the wounds he had + received in battle; and then he would drink a great jug of cold water and + become calm and quiet, saying that this water was a most precious potion + which the sage Esquife, a great magician and friend of his, had brought + him. But I take all the blame upon myself for never having told your + worships of my uncle's vagaries, that you might put a stop to them before + things had come to this pass, and burn all these accursed books—for + he has a great number—that richly deserve to be burned like + heretics." + </p> + <p> + "So say I too," said the curate, "and by my faith to-morrow shall not pass + without public judgment upon them, and may they be condemned to the flames + lest they lead those that read to behave as my good friend seems to have + behaved." + </p> + <p> + All this the peasant heard, and from it he understood at last what was the + matter with his neighbour, so he began calling aloud, "Open, your + worships, to Senor Baldwin and to Senor the Marquis of Mantua, who comes + badly wounded, and to Senor Abindarraez, the Moor, whom the valiant + Rodrigo de Narvaez, the Alcaide of Antequera, brings captive." + </p> + <p> + At these words they all hurried out, and when they recognised their + friend, master, and uncle, who had not yet dismounted from the ass because + he could not, they ran to embrace him. + </p> + <p> + "Hold!" said he, "for I am badly wounded through my horse's fault; carry + me to bed, and if possible send for the wise Urganda to cure and see to my + wounds." + </p> + <p> + "See there! plague on it!" cried the housekeeper at this: "did not my + heart tell the truth as to which foot my master went lame of? To bed with + your worship at once, and we will contrive to cure you here without + fetching that Hurgada. A curse I say once more, and a hundred times more, + on those books of chivalry that have brought your worship to such a pass." + </p> + <p> + They carried him to bed at once, and after searching for his wounds could + find none, but he said they were all bruises from having had a severe fall + with his horse Rocinante when in combat with ten giants, the biggest and + the boldest to be found on earth. + </p> + <p> + "So, so!" said the curate, "are there giants in the dance? By the sign of + the Cross I will burn them to-morrow before the day over." + </p> + <p> + They put a host of questions to Don Quixote, but his only answer to all + was—give him something to eat, and leave him to sleep, for that was + what he needed most. They did so, and the curate questioned the peasant at + great length as to how he had found Don Quixote. He told him, and the + nonsense he had talked when found and on the way home, all which made the + licentiate the more eager to do what he did the next day, which was to + summon his friend the barber, Master Nicholas, and go with him to Don + Quixote's house. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p031" id="p031"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p031.jpg (31K)" src="images/p031.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch6" id="ch6"></a>CHAPTER VI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH THE CURATE AND THE BARBER + MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c06a" id="c06a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c06a.jpg (92K)" src="images/c06a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c06a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + He was still sleeping; so the curate asked the niece for the keys of the + room where the books, the authors of all the mischief, were, and right + willingly she gave them. They all went in, the housekeeper with them, and + found more than a hundred volumes of big books very well bound, and some + other small ones. The moment the housekeeper saw them she turned about and + ran out of the room, and came back immediately with a saucer of holy water + and a sprinkler, saying, "Here, your worship, senor licentiate, sprinkle + this room; don't leave any magician of the many there are in these books + to bewitch us in revenge for our design of banishing them from the world." + </p> + <p> + The simplicity of the housekeeper made the licentiate laugh, and he + directed the barber to give him the books one by one to see what they were + about, as there might be some to be found among them that did not deserve + the penalty of fire. + </p> + <p> + "No," said the niece, "there is no reason for showing mercy to any of + them; they have every one of them done mischief; better fling them out of + the window into the court and make a pile of them and set fire to them; or + else carry them into the yard, and there a bonfire can be made without the + smoke giving any annoyance." The housekeeper said the same, so eager were + they both for the slaughter of those innocents, but the curate would not + agree to it without first reading at any rate the titles. + </p> + <p> + The first that Master Nicholas put into his hand was "The four books of + Amadis of Gaul." "This seems a mysterious thing," said the curate, "for, + as I have heard say, this was the first book of chivalry printed in Spain, + and from this all the others derive their birth and origin; so it seems to + me that we ought inexorably to condemn it to the flames as the founder of + so vile a sect." + </p> + <p> + "Nay, sir," said the barber, "I too, have heard say that this is the best + of all the books of this kind that have been written, and so, as something + singular in its line, it ought to be pardoned." + </p> + <p> + "True," said the curate; "and for that reason let its life be spared for + the present. Let us see that other which is next to it." + </p> + <p> + "It is," said the barber, "the 'Sergas de Esplandian,' the lawful son of + Amadis of Gaul." + </p> + <p> + "Then verily," said the curate, "the merit of the father must not be put + down to the account of the son. Take it, mistress housekeeper; open the + window and fling it into the yard and lay the foundation of the pile for + the bonfire we are to make." + </p> + <p> + The housekeeper obeyed with great satisfaction, and the worthy + "Esplandian" went flying into the yard to await with all patience the fire + that was in store for him. + </p> + <p> + "Proceed," said the curate. + </p> + <p> + "This that comes next," said the barber, "is 'Amadis of Greece,' and, + indeed, I believe all those on this side are of the same Amadis lineage." + </p> + <p> + "Then to the yard with the whole of them," said the curate; "for to have + the burning of Queen Pintiquiniestra, and the shepherd Darinel and his + eclogues, and the bedevilled and involved discourses of his author, I + would burn with them the father who begot me if he were going about in the + guise of a knight-errant." + </p> + <p> + "I am of the same mind," said the barber. + </p> + <p> + "And so am I," added the niece. + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said the housekeeper, "here, into the yard with them!" + </p> + <p> + They were handed to her, and as there were many of them, she spared + herself the staircase, and flung them down out of the window. + </p> + <p> + "Who is that tub there?" said the curate. + </p> + <p> + "This," said the barber, "is 'Don Olivante de Laura.'" + </p> + <p> + "The author of that book," said the curate, "was the same that wrote 'The + Garden of Flowers,' and truly there is no deciding which of the two books + is the more truthful, or, to put it better, the less lying; all I can say + is, send this one into the yard for a swaggering fool." + </p> + <p> + "This that follows is 'Florismarte of Hircania,'" said the barber. + </p> + <p> + "Senor Florismarte here?" said the curate; "then by my faith he must take + up his quarters in the yard, in spite of his marvellous birth and + visionary adventures, for the stiffness and dryness of his style deserve + nothing else; into the yard with him and the other, mistress housekeeper." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart, senor," said she, and executed the order with great + delight. + </p> + <p> + "This," said the barber, "is The Knight Platir.'" + </p> + <p> + "An old book that," said the curate, "but I find no reason for clemency in + it; send it after the others without appeal;" which was done. + </p> + <p> + Another book was opened, and they saw it was entitled, "The Knight of the + Cross." + </p> + <p> + "For the sake of the holy name this book has," said the curate, "its + ignorance might be excused; but then, they say, 'behind the cross there's + the devil; to the fire with it." + </p> + <p> + Taking down another book, the barber said, "This is 'The Mirror of + Chivalry.'" + </p> + <p> + "I know his worship," said the curate; "that is where Senor Reinaldos of + Montalvan figures with his friends and comrades, greater thieves than + Cacus, and the Twelve Peers of France with the veracious historian Turpin; + however, I am not for condemning them to more than perpetual banishment, + because, at any rate, they have some share in the invention of the famous + Matteo Boiardo, whence too the Christian poet Ludovico Ariosto wove his + web, to whom, if I find him here, and speaking any language but his own, I + shall show no respect whatever; but if he speaks his own tongue I will put + him upon my head." + </p> + <p> + "Well, I have him in Italian," said the barber, "but I do not understand + him." + </p> + <p> + "Nor would it be well that you should understand him," said the curate, + "and on that score we might have excused the Captain if he had not brought + him into Spain and turned him into Castilian. He robbed him of a great + deal of his natural force, and so do all those who try to turn books + written in verse into another language, for, with all the pains they take + and all the cleverness they show, they never can reach the level of the + originals as they were first produced. In short, I say that this book, and + all that may be found treating of those French affairs, should be thrown + into or deposited in some dry well, until after more consideration it is + settled what is to be done with them; excepting always one 'Bernardo del + Carpio' that is going about, and another called 'Roncesvalles;' for these, + if they come into my hands, shall pass at once into those of the + housekeeper, and from hers into the fire without any reprieve." + </p> + <p> + To all this the barber gave his assent, and looked upon it as right and + proper, being persuaded that the curate was so staunch to the Faith and + loyal to the Truth that he would not for the world say anything opposed to + them. Opening another book he saw it was "Palmerin de Oliva," and beside + it was another called "Palmerin of England," seeing which the licentiate + said, "Let the Olive be made firewood of at once and burned until no ashes + even are left; and let that Palm of England be kept and preserved as a + thing that stands alone, and let such another case be made for it as that + which Alexander found among the spoils of Darius and set aside for the + safe keeping of the works of the poet Homer. This book, gossip, is of + authority for two reasons, first because it is very good, and secondly + because it is said to have been written by a wise and witty king of + Portugal. All the adventures at the Castle of Miraguarda are excellent and + of admirable contrivance, and the language is polished and clear, studying + and observing the style befitting the speaker with propriety and judgment. + So then, provided it seems good to you, Master Nicholas, I say let this + and 'Amadis of Gaul' be remitted the penalty of fire, and as for all the + rest, let them perish without further question or query." + </p> + <p> + "Nay, gossip," said the barber, "for this that I have here is the famous + 'Don Belianis.'" + </p> + <p> + "Well," said the curate, "that and the second, third, and fourth parts all + stand in need of a little rhubarb to purge their excess of bile, and they + must be cleared of all that stuff about the Castle of Fame and other + greater affectations, to which end let them be allowed the over-seas term, + and, according as they mend, so shall mercy or justice be meted out to + them; and in the mean time, gossip, do you keep them in your house and let + no one read them." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said the barber; and not caring to tire himself with + reading more books of chivalry, he told the housekeeper to take all the + big ones and throw them into the yard. It was not said to one dull or + deaf, but to one who enjoyed burning them more than weaving the broadest + and finest web that could be; and seizing about eight at a time, she flung + them out of the window. + </p> + <p> + In carrying so many together she let one fall at the feet of the barber, + who took it up, curious to know whose it was, and found it said, "History + of the Famous Knight, Tirante el Blanco." + </p> + <p> + "God bless me!" said the curate with a shout, "'Tirante el Blanco' here! + Hand it over, gossip, for in it I reckon I have found a treasury of + enjoyment and a mine of recreation. Here is Don Kyrieleison of Montalvan, + a valiant knight, and his brother Thomas of Montalvan, and the knight + Fonseca, with the battle the bold Tirante fought with the mastiff, and the + witticisms of the damsel Placerdemivida, and the loves and wiles of the + widow Reposada, and the empress in love with the squire Hipolito—in + truth, gossip, by right of its style it is the best book in the world. + Here knights eat and sleep, and die in their beds, and make their wills + before dying, and a great deal more of which there is nothing in all the + other books. Nevertheless, I say he who wrote it, for deliberately + composing such fooleries, deserves to be sent to the galleys for life. + Take it home with you and read it, and you will see that what I have said + is true." + </p> + <p> + "As you will," said the barber; "but what are we to do with these little + books that are left?" + </p> + <p> + "These must be, not chivalry, but poetry," said the curate; and opening + one he saw it was the "Diana" of Jorge de Montemayor, and, supposing all + the others to be of the same sort, "these," he said, "do not deserve to be + burned like the others, for they neither do nor can do the mischief the + books of chivalry have done, being books of entertainment that can hurt no + one." + </p> + <p> + "Ah, senor!" said the niece, "your worship had better order these to be + burned as well as the others; for it would be no wonder if, after being + cured of his chivalry disorder, my uncle, by reading these, took a fancy + to turn shepherd and range the woods and fields singing and piping; or, + what would be still worse, to turn poet, which they say is an incurable + and infectious malady." + </p> + <p> + "The damsel is right," said the curate, "and it will be well to put this + stumbling-block and temptation out of our friend's way. To begin, then, + with the 'Diana' of Montemayor. I am of opinion it should not be burned, + but that it should be cleared of all that about the sage Felicia and the + magic water, and of almost all the longer pieces of verse: let it keep, + and welcome, its prose and the honour of being the first of books of the + kind." + </p> + <p> + "This that comes next," said the barber, "is the 'Diana,' entitled the + 'Second Part, by the Salamancan,' and this other has the same title, and + its author is Gil Polo." + </p> + <p> + "As for that of the Salamancan," replied the curate, "let it go to swell + the number of the condemned in the yard, and let Gil Polo's be preserved + as if it came from Apollo himself: but get on, gossip, and make haste, for + it is growing late." + </p> + <p> + "This book," said the barber, opening another, "is the ten books of the + 'Fortune of Love,' written by Antonio de Lofraso, a Sardinian poet." + </p> + <p> + "By the orders I have received," said the curate, "since Apollo has been + Apollo, and the Muses have been Muses, and poets have been poets, so droll + and absurd a book as this has never been written, and in its way it is the + best and the most singular of all of this species that have as yet + appeared, and he who has not read it may be sure he has never read what is + delightful. Give it here, gossip, for I make more account of having found + it than if they had given me a cassock of Florence stuff." + </p> + <p> + He put it aside with extreme satisfaction, and the barber went on, "These + that come next are 'The Shepherd of Iberia,' 'Nymphs of Henares,' and 'The + Enlightenment of Jealousy.'" + </p> + <p> + "Then all we have to do," said the curate, "is to hand them over to the + secular arm of the housekeeper, and ask me not why, or we shall never have + done." + </p> + <p> + "This next is the 'Pastor de Filida.'" + </p> + <p> + "No Pastor that," said the curate, "but a highly polished courtier; let it + be preserved as a precious jewel." + </p> + <p> + "This large one here," said the barber, "is called 'The Treasury of + various Poems.'" + </p> + <p> + "If there were not so many of them," said the curate, "they would be more + relished: this book must be weeded and cleansed of certain vulgarities + which it has with its excellences; let it be preserved because the author + is a friend of mine, and out of respect for other more heroic and loftier + works that he has written." + </p> + <p> + "This," continued the barber, "is the 'Cancionero' of Lopez de Maldonado." + </p> + <p> + "The author of that book, too," said the curate, "is a great friend of + mine, and his verses from his own mouth are the admiration of all who hear + them, for such is the sweetness of his voice that he enchants when he + chants them: it gives rather too much of its eclogues, but what is good + was never yet plentiful: let it be kept with those that have been set + apart. But what book is that next it?" + </p> + <p> + "The 'Galatea' of Miguel de Cervantes," said the barber. + </p> + <p> + "That Cervantes has been for many years a great friend of mine, and to my + knowledge he has had more experience in reverses than in verses. His book + has some good invention in it, it presents us with something but brings + nothing to a conclusion: we must wait for the Second Part it promises: + perhaps with amendment it may succeed in winning the full measure of grace + that is now denied it; and in the mean time do you, senor gossip, keep it + shut up in your own quarters." + </p> + <p> + "Very good," said the barber; "and here come three together, the + 'Araucana' of Don Alonso de Ercilla, the 'Austriada' of Juan Rufo, Justice + of Cordova, and the 'Montserrate' of Christobal de Virues, the Valencian + poet." + </p> + <p> + "These three books," said the curate, "are the best that have been written + in Castilian in heroic verse, and they may compare with the most famous of + Italy; let them be preserved as the richest treasures of poetry that Spain + possesses." + </p> + <p> + The curate was tired and would not look into any more books, and so he + decided that, "contents uncertified," all the rest should be burned; but + just then the barber held open one, called "The Tears of Angelica." + </p> + <p> + "I should have shed tears myself," said the curate when he heard the + title, "had I ordered that book to be burned, for its author was one of + the famous poets of the world, not to say of Spain, and was very happy in + the translation of some of Ovid's fables." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c06e" id="c06e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c06e.jpg (30K)" src="images/c06e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch7" id="ch7"></a>CHAPTER VII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c07a" id="c07a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c07a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c07a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c07a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + At this instant Don Quixote began shouting out, "Here, here, valiant + knights! here is need for you to put forth the might of your strong arms, + for they of the Court are gaining the mastery in the tourney!" Called away + by this noise and outcry, they proceeded no farther with the scrutiny of + the remaining books, and so it is thought that "The Carolea," "The Lion of + Spain," and "The Deeds of the Emperor," written by Don Luis de Avila, went + to the fire unseen and unheard; for no doubt they were among those that + remained, and perhaps if the curate had seen them they would not have + undergone so severe a sentence. + </p> + <p> + When they reached Don Quixote he was already out of bed, and was still + shouting and raving, and slashing and cutting all round, as wide awake as + if he had never slept. + </p> + <p> + They closed with him and by force got him back to bed, and when he had + become a little calm, addressing the curate, he said to him, "Of a truth, + Senor Archbishop Turpin, it is a great disgrace for us who call ourselves + the Twelve Peers, so carelessly to allow the knights of the Court to gain + the victory in this tourney, we the adventurers having carried off the + honour on the three former days." + </p> + <p> + "Hush, gossip," said the curate; "please God, the luck may turn, and what + is lost to-day may be won to-morrow; for the present let your worship have + a care of your health, for it seems to me that you are over-fatigued, if + not badly wounded." + </p> + <p> + "Wounded no," said Don Quixote, "but bruised and battered no doubt, for + that bastard Don Roland has cudgelled me with the trunk of an oak tree, + and all for envy, because he sees that I alone rival him in his + achievements. But I should not call myself Reinaldos of Montalvan did he + not pay me for it in spite of all his enchantments as soon as I rise from + this bed. For the present let them bring me something to eat, for that, I + feel, is what will be more to my purpose, and leave it to me to avenge + myself." + </p> + <p> + They did as he wished; they gave him something to eat, and once more he + fell asleep, leaving them marvelling at his madness. + </p> + <p> + That night the housekeeper burned to ashes all the books that were in the + yard and in the whole house; and some must have been consumed that + deserved preservation in everlasting archives, but their fate and the + laziness of the examiner did not permit it, and so in them was verified + the proverb that the innocent suffer for the guilty. + </p> + <p> + One of the remedies which the curate and the barber immediately applied to + their friend's disorder was to wall up and plaster the room where the + books were, so that when he got up he should not find them (possibly the + cause being removed the effect might cease), and they might say that a + magician had carried them off, room and all; and this was done with all + despatch. Two days later Don Quixote got up, and the first thing he did + was to go and look at his books, and not finding the room where he had + left it, he wandered from side to side looking for it. He came to the + place where the door used to be, and tried it with his hands, and turned + and twisted his eyes in every direction without saying a word; but after a + good while he asked his housekeeper whereabouts was the room that held his + books. + </p> + <p> + The housekeeper, who had been already well instructed in what she was to + answer, said, "What room or what nothing is it that your worship is + looking for? There are neither room nor books in this house now, for the + devil himself has carried all away." + </p> + <p> + "It was not the devil," said the niece, "but a magician who came on a + cloud one night after the day your worship left this, and dismounting from + a serpent that he rode he entered the room, and what he did there I know + not, but after a little while he made off, flying through the roof, and + left the house full of smoke; and when we went to see what he had done we + saw neither book nor room: but we remember very well, the housekeeper and + I, that on leaving, the old villain said in a loud voice that, for a + private grudge he owed the owner of the books and the room, he had done + mischief in that house that would be discovered by-and-by: he said too + that his name was the Sage Munaton." + </p> + <p> + "He must have said Friston," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I don't know whether he called himself Friston or Friton," said the + housekeeper, "I only know that his name ended with 'ton.'" + </p> + <p> + "So it does," said Don Quixote, "and he is a sage magician, a great enemy + of mine, who has a spite against me because he knows by his arts and lore + that in process of time I am to engage in single combat with a knight whom + he befriends and that I am to conquer, and he will be unable to prevent + it; and for this reason he endeavours to do me all the ill turns that he + can; but I promise him it will be hard for him to oppose or avoid what is + decreed by Heaven." + </p> + <p> + "Who doubts that?" said the niece; "but, uncle, who mixes you up in these + quarrels? Would it not be better to remain at peace in your own house + instead of roaming the world looking for better bread than ever came of + wheat, never reflecting that many go for wool and come back shorn?" + </p> + <p> + "Oh, niece of mine," replied Don Quixote, "how much astray art thou in thy + reckoning: ere they shear me I shall have plucked away and stripped off + the beards of all who dare to touch only the tip of a hair of mine." + </p> + <p> + The two were unwilling to make any further answer, as they saw that his + anger was kindling. + </p> + <p> + In short, then, he remained at home fifteen days very quietly without + showing any signs of a desire to take up with his former delusions, and + during this time he held lively discussions with his two gossips, the + curate and the barber, on the point he maintained, that knights-errant + were what the world stood most in need of, and that in him was to be + accomplished the revival of knight-errantry. The curate sometimes + contradicted him, sometimes agreed with him, for if he had not observed + this precaution he would have been unable to bring him to reason. + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile Don Quixote worked upon a farm labourer, a neighbour of his, an + honest man (if indeed that title can be given to him who is poor), but + with very little wit in his pate. In a word, he so talked him over, and + with such persuasions and promises, that the poor clown made up his mind + to sally forth with him and serve him as esquire. Don Quixote, among other + things, told him he ought to be ready to go with him gladly, because any + moment an adventure might occur that might win an island in the twinkling + of an eye and leave him governor of it. On these and the like promises + Sancho Panza (for so the labourer was called) left wife and children, and + engaged himself as esquire to his neighbour. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c07b" id="c07b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c07b.jpg (322K)" src="images/c07b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c07b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote next set about getting some money; and selling one thing and + pawning another, and making a bad bargain in every case, he got together a + fair sum. He provided himself with a buckler, which he begged as a loan + from a friend, and, restoring his battered helmet as best he could, he + warned his squire Sancho of the day and hour he meant to set out, that he + might provide himself with what he thought most needful. Above all, he + charged him to take alforjas with him. The other said he would, and that + he meant to take also a very good ass he had, as he was not much given to + going on foot. About the ass, Don Quixote hesitated a little, trying + whether he could call to mind any knight-errant taking with him an esquire + mounted on ass-back, but no instance occurred to his memory. For all that, + however, he determined to take him, intending to furnish him with a more + honourable mount when a chance of it presented itself, by appropriating + the horse of the first discourteous knight he encountered. Himself he + provided with shirts and such other things as he could, according to the + advice the host had given him; all which being done, without taking leave, + Sancho Panza of his wife and children, or Don Quixote of his housekeeper + and niece, they sallied forth unseen by anybody from the village one + night, and made such good way in the course of it that by daylight they + held themselves safe from discovery, even should search be made for them. + </p> + <p> + Sancho rode on his ass like a patriarch, with his alforjas and bota, and + longing to see himself soon governor of the island his master had promised + him. Don Quixote decided upon taking the same route and road he had taken + on his first journey, that over the Campo de Montiel, which he travelled + with less discomfort than on the last occasion, for, as it was early + morning and the rays of the sun fell on them obliquely, the heat did not + distress them. + </p> + <p> + And now said Sancho Panza to his master, "Your worship will take care, + Senor Knight-errant, not to forget about the island you have promised me, + for be it ever so big I'll be equal to governing it." + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote replied, "Thou must know, friend Sancho Panza, that + it was a practice very much in vogue with the knights-errant of old to + make their squires governors of the islands or kingdoms they won, and I am + determined that there shall be no failure on my part in so liberal a + custom; on the contrary, I mean to improve upon it, for they sometimes, + and perhaps most frequently, waited until their squires were old, and then + when they had had enough of service and hard days and worse nights, they + gave them some title or other, of count, or at the most marquis, of some + valley or province more or less; but if thou livest and I live, it may + well be that before six days are over, I may have won some kingdom that + has others dependent upon it, which will be just the thing to enable thee + to be crowned king of one of them. Nor needst thou count this wonderful, + for things and chances fall to the lot of such knights in ways so + unexampled and unexpected that I might easily give thee even more than I + promise thee." + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said Sancho Panza, "if I should become a king by one of + those miracles your worship speaks of, even Juana Gutierrez, my old woman, + would come to be queen and my children infantes." + </p> + <p> + "Well, who doubts it?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I doubt it," replied Sancho Panza, "because for my part I am persuaded + that though God should shower down kingdoms upon earth, not one of them + would fit the head of Mari Gutierrez. Let me tell you, senor, she is not + worth two maravedis for a queen; countess will fit her better, and that + only with God's help." + </p> + <p> + "Leave it to God, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "for he will give her + what suits her best; but do not undervalue thyself so much as to come to + be content with anything less than being governor of a province." + </p> + <p> + "I will not, senor," answered Sancho, "specially as I have a man of such + quality for a master in your worship, who will know how to give me all + that will be suitable for me and that I can bear." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c07e" id="c07e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c07e.jpg (70K)" src="images/c07e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch8" id="ch8"></a>CHAPTER VIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE TERRIBLE AND + UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO + BE FITLY RECORDED + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c08a" id="c08a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c08a.jpg (142K)" src="images/c08a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c08a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + At this point they came in sight of thirty forty windmills that there are + on plain, and as soon as Don Quixote saw them he said to his squire, + "Fortune is arranging matters for us better than we could have shaped our + desires ourselves, for look there, friend Sancho Panza, where thirty or + more monstrous giants present themselves, all of whom I mean to engage in + battle and slay, and with whose spoils we shall begin to make our + fortunes; for this is righteous warfare, and it is God's good service to + sweep so evil a breed from off the face of the earth." + </p> + <p> + "What giants?" said Sancho Panza. + </p> + <p> + "Those thou seest there," answered his master, "with the long arms, and + some have them nearly two leagues long." + </p> + <p> + "Look, your worship," said Sancho; "what we see there are not giants but + windmills, and what seem to be their arms are the sails that turned by the + wind make the millstone go." + </p> + <p> + "It is easy to see," replied Don Quixote, "that thou art not used to this + business of adventures; those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away + with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in + fierce and unequal combat." + </p> + <p> + So saying, he gave the spur to his steed Rocinante, heedless of the cries + his squire Sancho sent after him, warning him that most certainly they + were windmills and not giants he was going to attack. He, however, was so + positive they were giants that he neither heard the cries of Sancho, nor + perceived, near as he was, what they were, but made at them shouting, "Fly + not, cowards and vile beings, for a single knight attacks you." + </p> + <p> + A slight breeze at this moment sprang up, and the great sails began to + move, seeing which Don Quixote exclaimed, "Though ye flourish more arms + than the giant Briareus, ye have to reckon with me." + </p> + <p> + So saying, and commending himself with all his heart to his lady Dulcinea, + imploring her to support him in such a peril, with lance in rest and + covered by his buckler, he charged at Rocinante's fullest gallop and fell + upon the first mill that stood in front of him; but as he drove his + lance-point into the sail the wind whirled it round with such force that + it shivered the lance to pieces, sweeping with it horse and rider, who + went rolling over on the plain, in a sorry condition. Sancho hastened to + his assistance as fast as his ass could go, and when he came up found him + unable to move, with such a shock had Rocinante fallen with him. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c08b" id="c08b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c08b.jpg (358K)" src="images/c08b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c08b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "God bless me!" said Sancho, "did I not tell your worship to mind what you + were about, for they were only windmills? and no one could have made any + mistake about it but one who had something of the same kind in his head." + </p> + <p> + "Hush, friend Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "the fortunes of war more than + any other are liable to frequent fluctuations; and moreover I think, and + it is the truth, that that same sage Friston who carried off my study and + books, has turned these giants into mills in order to rob me of the glory + of vanquishing them, such is the enmity he bears me; but in the end his + wicked arts will avail but little against my good sword." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c08c" id="c08c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c08c.jpg (301K)" src="images/c08c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c08c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "God order it as he may," said Sancho Panza, and helping him to rise got + him up again on Rocinante, whose shoulder was half out; and then, + discussing the late adventure, they followed the road to Puerto Lapice, + for there, said Don Quixote, they could not fail to find adventures in + abundance and variety, as it was a great thoroughfare. For all that, he + was much grieved at the loss of his lance, and saying so to his squire, he + added, "I remember having read how a Spanish knight, Diego Perez de Vargas + by name, having broken his sword in battle, tore from an oak a ponderous + bough or branch, and with it did such things that day, and pounded so many + Moors, that he got the surname of Machuca, and he and his descendants from + that day forth were called Vargas y Machuca. I mention this because from + the first oak I see I mean to rend such another branch, large and stout + like that, with which I am determined and resolved to do such deeds that + thou mayest deem thyself very fortunate in being found worthy to come and + see them, and be an eyewitness of things that will with difficulty be + believed." + </p> + <p> + "Be that as God will," said Sancho, "I believe it all as your worship says + it; but straighten yourself a little, for you seem all on one side, may be + from the shaking of the fall." + </p> + <p> + "That is the truth," said Don Quixote, "and if I make no complaint of the + pain it is because knights-errant are not permitted to complain of any + wound, even though their bowels be coming out through it." + </p> + <p> + "If so," said Sancho, "I have nothing to say; but God knows I would rather + your worship complained when anything ailed you. For my part, I confess I + must complain however small the ache may be; unless this rule about not + complaining extends to the squires of knights-errant also." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote could not help laughing at his squire's simplicity, and he + assured him he might complain whenever and however he chose, just as he + liked, for, so far, he had never read of anything to the contrary in the + order of knighthood. + </p> + <p> + Sancho bade him remember it was dinner-time, to which his master answered + that he wanted nothing himself just then, but that he might eat when he + had a mind. With this permission Sancho settled himself as comfortably as + he could on his beast, and taking out of the alforjas what he had stowed + away in them, he jogged along behind his master munching deliberately, and + from time to time taking a pull at the bota with a relish that the + thirstiest tapster in Malaga might have envied; and while he went on in + this way, gulping down draught after draught, he never gave a thought to + any of the promises his master had made him, nor did he rate it as + hardship but rather as recreation going in quest of adventures, however + dangerous they might be. Finally they passed the night among some trees, + from one of which Don Quixote plucked a dry branch to serve him after a + fashion as a lance, and fixed on it the head he had removed from the + broken one. All that night Don Quixote lay awake thinking of his lady + Dulcinea, in order to conform to what he had read in his books, how many a + night in the forests and deserts knights used to lie sleepless supported + by the memory of their mistresses. Not so did Sancho Panza spend it, for + having his stomach full of something stronger than chicory water he made + but one sleep of it, and, if his master had not called him, neither the + rays of the sun beating on his face nor all the cheery notes of the birds + welcoming the approach of day would have had power to waken him. On + getting up he tried the bota and found it somewhat less full than the + night before, which grieved his heart because they did not seem to be on + the way to remedy the deficiency readily. Don Quixote did not care to + break his fast, for, as has been already said, he confined himself to + savoury recollections for nourishment. + </p> + <p> + They returned to the road they had set out with, leading to Puerto Lapice, + and at three in the afternoon they came in sight of it. "Here, brother + Sancho Panza," said Don Quixote when he saw it, "we may plunge our hands + up to the elbows in what they call adventures; but observe, even shouldst + thou see me in the greatest danger in the world, thou must not put a hand + to thy sword in my defence, unless indeed thou perceivest that those who + assail me are rabble or base folk; for in that case thou mayest very + properly aid me; but if they be knights it is on no account permitted or + allowed thee by the laws of knighthood to help me until thou hast been + dubbed a knight." + </p> + <p> + "Most certainly, senor," replied Sancho, "your worship shall be fully + obeyed in this matter; all the more as of myself I am peaceful and no + friend to mixing in strife and quarrels: it is true that as regards the + defence of my own person I shall not give much heed to those laws, for + laws human and divine allow each one to defend himself against any + assailant whatever." + </p> + <p> + "That I grant," said Don Quixote, "but in this matter of aiding me against + knights thou must put a restraint upon thy natural impetuosity." + </p> + <p> + "I will do so, I promise you," answered Sancho, "and will keep this + precept as carefully as Sunday." + </p> + <p> + While they were thus talking there appeared on the road two friars of the + order of St. Benedict, mounted on two dromedaries, for not less tall were + the two mules they rode on. They wore travelling spectacles and carried + sunshades; and behind them came a coach attended by four or five persons + on horseback and two muleteers on foot. In the coach there was, as + afterwards appeared, a Biscay lady on her way to Seville, where her + husband was about to take passage for the Indies with an appointment of + high honour. The friars, though going the same road, were not in her + company; but the moment Don Quixote perceived them he said to his squire, + "Either I am mistaken, or this is going to be the most famous adventure + that has ever been seen, for those black bodies we see there must be, and + doubtless are, magicians who are carrying off some stolen princess in that + coach, and with all my might I must undo this wrong." + </p> + <p> + "This will be worse than the windmills," said Sancho. "Look, senor; those + are friars of St. Benedict, and the coach plainly belongs to some + travellers: I tell you to mind well what you are about and don't let the + devil mislead you." + </p> + <p> + "I have told thee already, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "that on the + subject of adventures thou knowest little. What I say is the truth, as + thou shalt see presently." + </p> + <p> + So saying, he advanced and posted himself in the middle of the road along + which the friars were coming, and as soon as he thought they had come near + enough to hear what he said, he cried aloud, "Devilish and unnatural + beings, release instantly the highborn princesses whom you are carrying + off by force in this coach, else prepare to meet a speedy death as the + just punishment of your evil deeds." + </p> + <p> + The friars drew rein and stood wondering at the appearance of Don Quixote + as well as at his words, to which they replied, "Senor Caballero, we are + not devilish or unnatural, but two brothers of St. Benedict following our + road, nor do we know whether or not there are any captive princesses + coming in this coach." + </p> + <p> + "No soft words with me, for I know you, lying rabble," said Don Quixote, + and without waiting for a reply he spurred Rocinante and with levelled + lance charged the first friar with such fury and determination, that, if + the friar had not flung himself off the mule, he would have brought him to + the ground against his will, and sore wounded, if not killed outright. The + second brother, seeing how his comrade was treated, drove his heels into + his castle of a mule and made off across the country faster than the wind. + </p> + <p> + Sancho Panza, when he saw the friar on the ground, dismounting briskly + from his ass, rushed towards him and began to strip off his gown. At that + instant the friars muleteers came up and asked what he was stripping him + for. Sancho answered them that this fell to him lawfully as spoil of the + battle which his lord Don Quixote had won. The muleteers, who had no idea + of a joke and did not understand all this about battles and spoils, seeing + that Don Quixote was some distance off talking to the travellers in the + coach, fell upon Sancho, knocked him down, and leaving hardly a hair in + his beard, belaboured him with kicks and left him stretched breathless and + senseless on the ground; and without any more delay helped the friar to + mount, who, trembling, terrified, and pale, as soon as he found himself in + the saddle, spurred after his companion, who was standing at a distance + looking on, watching the result of the onslaught; then, not caring to wait + for the end of the affair just begun, they pursued their journey making + more crosses than if they had the devil after them. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was, as has been said, speaking to the lady in the coach: + "Your beauty, lady mine," said he, "may now dispose of your person as may + be most in accordance with your pleasure, for the pride of your ravishers + lies prostrate on the ground through this strong arm of mine; and lest you + should be pining to know the name of your deliverer, know that I am called + Don Quixote of La Mancha, knight-errant and adventurer, and captive to the + peerless and beautiful lady Dulcinea del Toboso: and in return for the + service you have received of me I ask no more than that you should return + to El Toboso, and on my behalf present yourself before that lady and tell + her what I have done to set you free." + </p> + <p> + One of the squires in attendance upon the coach, a Biscayan, was listening + to all Don Quixote was saying, and, perceiving that he would not allow the + coach to go on, but was saying it must return at once to El Toboso, he + made at him, and seizing his lance addressed him in bad Castilian and + worse Biscayan after his fashion, "Begone, caballero, and ill go with + thee; by the God that made me, unless thou quittest coach, slayest thee as + art here a Biscayan." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote understood him quite well, and answered him very quietly, "If + thou wert a knight, as thou art none, I should have already chastised thy + folly and rashness, miserable creature." To which the Biscayan returned, + "I no gentleman!—I swear to God thou liest as I am Christian: if + thou droppest lance and drawest sword, soon shalt thou see thou art + carrying water to the cat: Biscayan on land, hidalgo at sea, hidalgo at + the devil, and look, if thou sayest otherwise thou liest." + </p> + <p> + "'"You will see presently," said Agrajes,'" replied Don Quixote; and + throwing his lance on the ground he drew his sword, braced his buckler on + his arm, and attacked the Biscayan, bent upon taking his life. + </p> + <p> + The Biscayan, when he saw him coming on, though he wished to dismount from + his mule, in which, being one of those sorry ones let out for hire, he had + no confidence, had no choice but to draw his sword; it was lucky for him, + however, that he was near the coach, from which he was able to snatch a + cushion that served him for a shield; and they went at one another as if + they had been two mortal enemies. The others strove to make peace between + them, but could not, for the Biscayan declared in his disjointed phrase + that if they did not let him finish his battle he would kill his mistress + and everyone that strove to prevent him. The lady in the coach, amazed and + terrified at what she saw, ordered the coachman to draw aside a little, + and set herself to watch this severe struggle, in the course of which the + Biscayan smote Don Quixote a mighty stroke on the shoulder over the top of + his buckler, which, given to one without armour, would have cleft him to + the waist. Don Quixote, feeling the weight of this prodigious blow, cried + aloud, saying, "O lady of my soul, Dulcinea, flower of beauty, come to the + aid of this your knight, who, in fulfilling his obligations to your + beauty, finds himself in this extreme peril." To say this, to lift his + sword, to shelter himself well behind his buckler, and to assail the + Biscayan was the work of an instant, determined as he was to venture all + upon a single blow. The Biscayan, seeing him come on in this way, was + convinced of his courage by his spirited bearing, and resolved to follow + his example, so he waited for him keeping well under cover of his cushion, + being unable to execute any sort of manoeuvre with his mule, which, dead + tired and never meant for this kind of game, could not stir a step. + </p> + <p> + On, then, as aforesaid, came Don Quixote against the wary Biscayan, with + uplifted sword and a firm intention of splitting him in half, while on his + side the Biscayan waited for him sword in hand, and under the protection + of his cushion; and all present stood trembling, waiting in suspense the + result of blows such as threatened to fall, and the lady in the coach and + the rest of her following were making a thousand vows and offerings to all + the images and shrines of Spain, that God might deliver her squire and all + of them from this great peril in which they found themselves. But it + spoils all, that at this point and crisis the author of the history leaves + this battle impending, giving as excuse that he could find nothing more + written about these achievements of Don Quixote than what has been already + set forth. It is true the second author of this work was unwilling to + believe that a history so curious could have been allowed to fall under + the sentence of oblivion, or that the wits of La Mancha could have been so + undiscerning as not to preserve in their archives or registries some + documents referring to this famous knight; and this being his persuasion, + he did not despair of finding the conclusion of this pleasant history, + which, heaven favouring him, he did find in a way that shall be related in + the Second Part. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c08e" id="c08e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c08e.jpg (54K)" src="images/c08e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch9" id="ch9"></a>CHAPTER IX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE BETWEEN THE GALLANT + BISCAYAN AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c09a" id="c09a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c09a.jpg (142K)" src="images/c09a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c09a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + In the First Part of this history we left the valiant Biscayan and the + renowned Don Quixote with drawn swords uplifted, ready to deliver two such + furious slashing blows that if they had fallen full and fair they would at + least have split and cleft them asunder from top to toe and laid them open + like a pomegranate; and at this so critical point the delightful history + came to a stop and stood cut short without any intimation from the author + where what was missing was to be found. + </p> + <p> + This distressed me greatly, because the pleasure derived from having read + such a small portion turned to vexation at the thought of the poor chance + that presented itself of finding the large part that, so it seemed to me, + was missing of such an interesting tale. It appeared to me to be a thing + impossible and contrary to all precedent that so good a knight should have + been without some sage to undertake the task of writing his marvellous + achievements; a thing that was never wanting to any of those + knights-errant who, they say, went after adventures; for every one of them + had one or two sages as if made on purpose, who not only recorded their + deeds but described their most trifling thoughts and follies, however + secret they might be; and such a good knight could not have been so + unfortunate as not to have what Platir and others like him had in + abundance. And so I could not bring myself to believe that such a gallant + tale had been left maimed and mutilated, and I laid the blame on Time, the + devourer and destroyer of all things, that had either concealed or + consumed it. + </p> + <p> + On the other hand, it struck me that, inasmuch as among his books there + had been found such modern ones as "The Enlightenment of Jealousy" and the + "Nymphs and Shepherds of Henares," his story must likewise be modern, and + that though it might not be written, it might exist in the memory of the + people of his village and of those in the neighbourhood. This reflection + kept me perplexed and longing to know really and truly the whole life and + wondrous deeds of our famous Spaniard, Don Quixote of La Mancha, light and + mirror of Manchegan chivalry, and the first that in our age and in these + so evil days devoted himself to the labour and exercise of the arms of + knight-errantry, righting wrongs, succouring widows, and protecting + damsels of that sort that used to ride about, whip in hand, on their + palfreys, with all their virginity about them, from mountain to mountain + and valley to valley—for, if it were not for some ruffian, or boor + with a hood and hatchet, or monstrous giant, that forced them, there were + in days of yore damsels that at the end of eighty years, in all which time + they had never slept a day under a roof, went to their graves as much + maids as the mothers that bore them. I say, then, that in these and other + respects our gallant Don Quixote is worthy of everlasting and notable + praise, nor should it be withheld even from me for the labour and pains + spent in searching for the conclusion of this delightful history; though I + know well that if Heaven, chance and good fortune had not helped me, the + world would have remained deprived of an entertainment and pleasure that + for a couple of hours or so may well occupy him who shall read it + attentively. The discovery of it occurred in this way. + </p> + <p> + One day, as I was in the Alcana of Toledo, a boy came up to sell some + pamphlets and old papers to a silk mercer, and, as I am fond of reading + even the very scraps of paper in the streets, led by this natural bent of + mine I took up one of the pamphlets the boy had for sale, and saw that it + was in characters which I recognised as Arabic, and as I was unable to + read them though I could recognise them, I looked about to see if there + were any Spanish-speaking Morisco at hand to read them for me; nor was + there any great difficulty in finding such an interpreter, for even had I + sought one for an older and better language I should have found him. In + short, chance provided me with one, who when I told him what I wanted and + put the book into his hands, opened it in the middle and after reading a + little in it began to laugh. I asked him what he was laughing at, and he + replied that it was at something the book had written in the margin by way + of a note. I bade him tell it to me; and he still laughing said, "In the + margin, as I told you, this is written: 'This Dulcinea del Toboso so often + mentioned in this history, had, they say, the best hand of any woman in + all La Mancha for salting pigs.'" + </p> + <p> + When I heard Dulcinea del Toboso named, I was struck with surprise and + amazement, for it occurred to me at once that these pamphlets contained + the history of Don Quixote. With this idea I pressed him to read the + beginning, and doing so, turning the Arabic offhand into Castilian, he + told me it meant, "History of Don Quixote of La Mancha, written by Cid + Hamete Benengeli, an Arab historian." It required great caution to hide + the joy I felt when the title of the book reached my ears, and snatching + it from the silk mercer, I bought all the papers and pamphlets from the + boy for half a real; and if he had had his wits about him and had known + how eager I was for them, he might have safely calculated on making more + than six reals by the bargain. I withdrew at once with the Morisco into + the cloister of the cathedral, and begged him to turn all these pamphlets + that related to Don Quixote into the Castilian tongue, without omitting or + adding anything to them, offering him whatever payment he pleased. He was + satisfied with two arrobas of raisins and two bushels of wheat, and + promised to translate them faithfully and with all despatch; but to make + the matter easier, and not to let such a precious find out of my hands, I + took him to my house, where in little more than a month and a half he + translated the whole just as it is set down here. + </p> + <p> + In the first pamphlet the battle between Don Quixote and the Biscayan was + drawn to the very life, they planted in the same attitude as the history + describes, their swords raised, and the one protected by his buckler, the + other by his cushion, and the Biscayan's mule so true to nature that it + could be seen to be a hired one a bowshot off. The Biscayan had an + inscription under his feet which said, "Don Sancho de Azpeitia," which no + doubt must have been his name; and at the feet of Rocinante was another + that said, "Don Quixote." Rocinante was marvellously portrayed, so long + and thin, so lank and lean, with so much backbone and so far gone in + consumption, that he showed plainly with what judgment and propriety the + name of Rocinante had been bestowed upon him. Near him was Sancho Panza + holding the halter of his ass, at whose feet was another label that said, + "Sancho Zancas," and according to the picture, he must have had a big + belly, a short body, and long shanks, for which reason, no doubt, the + names of Panza and Zancas were given him, for by these two surnames the + history several times calls him. Some other trifling particulars might be + mentioned, but they are all of slight importance and have nothing to do + with the true relation of the history; and no history can be bad so long + as it is true. + </p> + <p> + If against the present one any objection be raised on the score of its + truth, it can only be that its author was an Arab, as lying is a very + common propensity with those of that nation; though, as they are such + enemies of ours, it is conceivable that there were omissions rather than + additions made in the course of it. And this is my own opinion; for, where + he could and should give freedom to his pen in praise of so worthy a + knight, he seems to me deliberately to pass it over in silence; which is + ill done and worse contrived, for it is the business and duty of + historians to be exact, truthful, and wholly free from passion, and + neither interest nor fear, hatred nor love, should make them swerve from + the path of truth, whose mother is history, rival of time, storehouse of + deeds, witness for the past, example and counsel for the present, and + warning for the future. In this I know will be found all that can be + desired in the pleasantest, and if it be wanting in any good quality, I + maintain it is the fault of its hound of an author and not the fault of + the subject. To be brief, its Second Part, according to the translation, + began in this way: + </p> + <p> + With trenchant swords upraised and poised on high, it seemed as though the + two valiant and wrathful combatants stood threatening heaven, and earth, + and hell, with such resolution and determination did they bear themselves. + The fiery Biscayan was the first to strike a blow, which was delivered + with such force and fury that had not the sword turned in its course, that + single stroke would have sufficed to put an end to the bitter struggle and + to all the adventures of our knight; but that good fortune which reserved + him for greater things, turned aside the sword of his adversary, so that + although it smote him upon the left shoulder, it did him no more harm than + to strip all that side of its armour, carrying away a great part of his + helmet with half of his ear, all which with fearful ruin fell to the + ground, leaving him in a sorry plight. + </p> + <p> + Good God! Who is there that could properly describe the rage that filled + the heart of our Manchegan when he saw himself dealt with in this fashion? + All that can be said is, it was such that he again raised himself in his + stirrups, and, grasping his sword more firmly with both hands, he came + down on the Biscayan with such fury, smiting him full over the cushion and + over the head, that—even so good a shield proving useless—as + if a mountain had fallen on him, he began to bleed from nose, mouth, and + ears, reeling as if about to fall backwards from his mule, as no doubt he + would have done had he not flung his arms about its neck; at the same + time, however, he slipped his feet out of the stirrups and then unclasped + his arms, and the mule, taking fright at the terrible blow, made off + across the plain, and with a few plunges flung its master to the ground. + Don Quixote stood looking on very calmly, and, when he saw him fall, + leaped from his horse and with great briskness ran to him, and, presenting + the point of his sword to his eyes, bade him surrender, or he would cut + his head off. The Biscayan was so bewildered that he was unable to answer + a word, and it would have gone hard with him, so blind was Don Quixote, + had not the ladies in the coach, who had hitherto been watching the combat + in great terror, hastened to where he stood and implored him with earnest + entreaties to grant them the great grace and favour of sparing their + squire's life; to which Don Quixote replied with much gravity and dignity, + "In truth, fair ladies, I am well content to do what ye ask of me; but it + must be on one condition and understanding, which is that this knight + promise me to go to the village of El Toboso, and on my behalf present + himself before the peerless lady Dulcinea, that she deal with him as shall + be most pleasing to her." + </p> + <p> + The terrified and disconsolate ladies, without discussing Don Quixote's + demand or asking who Dulcinea might be, promised that their squire should + do all that had been commanded. + </p> + <p> + "Then, on the faith of that promise," said Don Quixote, "I shall do him no + further harm, though he well deserves it of me." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c09e" id="c09e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c09e.jpg (61K)" src="images/c09e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c09e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch10" id="ch10"></a>CHAPTER X. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS SQUIRE + SANCHO PANZA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c10a" id="c10a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c10a.jpg (91K)" src="images/c10a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c10a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Now by this time Sancho had risen, rather the worse for the handling of + the friars' muleteers, and stood watching the battle of his master, Don + Quixote, and praying to God in his heart that it might be his will to + grant him the victory, and that he might thereby win some island to make + him governor of, as he had promised. Seeing, therefore, that the struggle + was now over, and that his master was returning to mount Rocinante, he + approached to hold the stirrup for him, and, before he could mount, he + went on his knees before him, and taking his hand, kissed it saying, "May + it please your worship, Senor Don Quixote, to give me the government of + that island which has been won in this hard fight, for be it ever so big I + feel myself in sufficient force to be able to govern it as much and as + well as anyone in the world who has ever governed islands." + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote replied, "Thou must take notice, brother Sancho, that + this adventure and those like it are not adventures of islands, but of + cross-roads, in which nothing is got except a broken head or an ear the + less: have patience, for adventures will present themselves from which I + may make you, not only a governor, but something more." + </p> + <p> + Sancho gave him many thanks, and again kissing his hand and the skirt of + his hauberk, helped him to mount Rocinante, and mounting his ass himself, + proceeded to follow his master, who at a brisk pace, without taking leave, + or saying anything further to the ladies belonging to the coach, turned + into a wood that was hard by. Sancho followed him at his ass's best trot, + but Rocinante stepped out so that, seeing himself left behind, he was + forced to call to his master to wait for him. Don Quixote did so, reining + in Rocinante until his weary squire came up, who on reaching him said, "It + seems to me, senor, it would be prudent in us to go and take refuge in + some church, for, seeing how mauled he with whom you fought has been left, + it will be no wonder if they give information of the affair to the Holy + Brotherhood and arrest us, and, faith, if they do, before we come out of + gaol we shall have to sweat for it." + </p> + <p> + "Peace," said Don Quixote; "where hast thou ever seen or heard that a + knight-errant has been arraigned before a court of justice, however many + homicides he may have committed?" + </p> + <p> + "I know nothing about omecils," answered Sancho, "nor in my life have had + anything to do with one; I only know that the Holy Brotherhood looks after + those who fight in the fields, and in that other matter I do not meddle." + </p> + <p> + "Then thou needst have no uneasiness, my friend," said Don Quixote, "for I + will deliver thee out of the hands of the Chaldeans, much more out of + those of the Brotherhood. But tell me, as thou livest, hast thou seen a + more valiant knight than I in all the known world; hast thou read in + history of any who has or had higher mettle in attack, more spirit in + maintaining it, more dexterity in wounding or skill in overthrowing?" + </p> + <p> + "The truth is," answered Sancho, "that I have never read any history, for + I can neither read nor write, but what I will venture to bet is that a + more daring master than your worship I have never served in all the days + of my life, and God grant that this daring be not paid for where I have + said; what I beg of your worship is to dress your wound, for a great deal + of blood flows from that ear, and I have here some lint and a little white + ointment in the alforjas." + </p> + <p> + "All that might be well dispensed with," said Don Quixote, "if I had + remembered to make a vial of the balsam of Fierabras, for time and + medicine are saved by one single drop." + </p> + <p> + "What vial and what balsam is that?" said Sancho Panza. + </p> + <p> + "It is a balsam," answered Don Quixote, "the receipt of which I have in my + memory, with which one need have no fear of death, or dread dying of any + wound; and so when I make it and give it to thee thou hast nothing to do + when in some battle thou seest they have cut me in half through the middle + of the body—as is wont to happen frequently—but neatly and + with great nicety, ere the blood congeal, to place that portion of the + body which shall have fallen to the ground upon the other half which + remains in the saddle, taking care to fit it on evenly and exactly. Then + thou shalt give me to drink but two drops of the balsam I have mentioned, + and thou shalt see me become sounder than an apple." + </p> + <p> + "If that be so," said Panza, "I renounce henceforth the government of the + promised island, and desire nothing more in payment of my many and + faithful services than that your worship give me the receipt of this + supreme liquor, for I am persuaded it will be worth more than two reals an + ounce anywhere, and I want no more to pass the rest of my life in ease and + honour; but it remains to be told if it costs much to make it." + </p> + <p> + "With less than three reals, six quarts of it may be made," said Don + Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Sinner that I am!" said Sancho, "then why does your worship put off + making it and teaching it to me?" + </p> + <p> + "Peace, friend," answered Don Quixote; "greater secrets I mean to teach + thee and greater favours to bestow upon thee; and for the present let us + see to the dressing, for my ear pains me more than I could wish." + </p> + <p> + Sancho took out some lint and ointment from the alforjas; but when Don + Quixote came to see his helmet shattered, he was like to lose his senses, + and clapping his hand upon his sword and raising his eyes to heaven, he + said, "I swear by the Creator of all things and the four Gospels in their + fullest extent, to do as the great Marquis of Mantua did when he swore to + avenge the death of his nephew Baldwin (and that was not to eat bread from + a table-cloth, nor embrace his wife, and other points which, though I + cannot now call them to mind, I here grant as expressed) until I take + complete vengeance upon him who has committed such an offence against me." + </p> + <p> + Hearing this, Sancho said to him, "Your worship should bear in mind, Senor + Don Quixote, that if the knight has done what was commanded him in going + to present himself before my lady Dulcinea del Toboso, he will have done + all that he was bound to do, and does not deserve further punishment + unless he commits some new offence." + </p> + <p> + "Thou hast said well and hit the point," answered Don Quixote; and so I + recall the oath in so far as relates to taking fresh vengeance on him, but + I make and confirm it anew to lead the life I have said until such time as + I take by force from some knight another helmet such as this and as good; + and think not, Sancho, that I am raising smoke with straw in doing so, for + I have one to imitate in the matter, since the very same thing to a hair + happened in the case of Mambrino's helmet, which cost Sacripante so dear." + </p> + <p> + "Senor," replied Sancho, "let your worship send all such oaths to the + devil, for they are very pernicious to salvation and prejudicial to the + conscience; just tell me now, if for several days to come we fall in with + no man armed with a helmet, what are we to do? Is the oath to be observed + in spite of all the inconvenience and discomfort it will be to sleep in + your clothes, and not to sleep in a house, and a thousand other + mortifications contained in the oath of that old fool the Marquis of + Mantua, which your worship is now wanting to revive? Let your worship + observe that there are no men in armour travelling on any of these roads, + nothing but carriers and carters, who not only do not wear helmets, but + perhaps never heard tell of them all their lives." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art wrong there," said Don Quixote, "for we shall not have been + above two hours among these cross-roads before we see more men in armour + than came to Albraca to win the fair Angelica." + </p> + <p> + "Enough," said Sancho; "so be it then, and God grant us success, and that + the time for winning that island which is costing me so dear may soon + come, and then let me die." + </p> + <p> + "I have already told thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "not to give thyself + any uneasiness on that score; for if an island should fail, there is the + kingdom of Denmark, or of Sobradisa, which will fit thee as a ring fits + the finger, and all the more that, being on terra firma, thou wilt all the + better enjoy thyself. But let us leave that to its own time; see if thou + hast anything for us to eat in those alforjas, because we must presently + go in quest of some castle where we may lodge to-night and make the balsam + I told thee of, for I swear to thee by God, this ear is giving me great + pain." + </p> + <p> + "I have here an onion and a little cheese and a few scraps of bread," said + Sancho, "but they are not victuals fit for a valiant knight like your + worship." + </p> + <p> + "How little thou knowest about it," answered Don Quixote; "I would have + thee to know, Sancho, that it is the glory of knights-errant to go without + eating for a month, and even when they do eat, that it should be of what + comes first to hand; and this would have been clear to thee hadst thou + read as many histories as I have, for, though they are very many, among + them all I have found no mention made of knights-errant eating, unless by + accident or at some sumptuous banquets prepared for them, and the rest of + the time they passed in dalliance. And though it is plain they could not + do without eating and performing all the other natural functions, because, + in fact, they were men like ourselves, it is plain too that, wandering as + they did the most part of their lives through woods and wilds and without + a cook, their most usual fare would be rustic viands such as those thou + now offer me; so that, friend Sancho, let not that distress thee which + pleases me, and do not seek to make a new world or pervert + knight-errantry." + </p> + <p> + "Pardon me, your worship," said Sancho, "for, as I cannot read or write, + as I said just now, I neither know nor comprehend the rules of the + profession of chivalry: henceforward I will stock the alforjas with every + kind of dry fruit for your worship, as you are a knight; and for myself, + as I am not one, I will furnish them with poultry and other things more + substantial." + </p> + <p> + "I do not say, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "that it is imperative on + knights-errant not to eat anything else but the fruits thou speakest of; + only that their more usual diet must be those, and certain herbs they + found in the fields which they knew and I know too." + </p> + <p> + "A good thing it is," answered Sancho, "to know those herbs, for to my + thinking it will be needful some day to put that knowledge into practice." + </p> + <p> + And here taking out what he said he had brought, the pair made their + repast peaceably and sociably. But anxious to find quarters for the night, + they with all despatch made an end of their poor dry fare, mounted at + once, and made haste to reach some habitation before night set in; but + daylight and the hope of succeeding in their object failed them close by + the huts of some goatherds, so they determined to pass the night there, + and it was as much to Sancho's discontent not to have reached a house, as + it was to his master's satisfaction to sleep under the open heaven, for he + fancied that each time this happened to him he performed an act of + ownership that helped to prove his chivalry. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c10e" id="c10e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c10e.jpg (57K)" src="images/c10e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch11" id="ch11"></a>CHAPTER XI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c11a" id="c11a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c11a.jpg (173K)" src="images/c11a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c11a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + He was cordially welcomed by the goatherds, and Sancho, having as best he + could put up Rocinante and the ass, drew towards the fragrance that came + from some pieces of salted goat simmering in a pot on the fire; and though + he would have liked at once to try if they were ready to be transferred + from the pot to the stomach, he refrained from doing so as the goatherds + removed them from the fire, and laying sheepskins on the ground, quickly + spread their rude table, and with signs of hearty good-will invited them + both to share what they had. Round the skins six of the men belonging to + the fold seated themselves, having first with rough politeness pressed Don + Quixote to take a seat upon a trough which they placed for him upside + down. Don Quixote seated himself, and Sancho remained standing to serve + the cup, which was made of horn. Seeing him standing, his master said to + him: + </p> + <p> + "That thou mayest see, Sancho, the good that knight-errantry contains in + itself, and how those who fill any office in it are on the high road to be + speedily honoured and esteemed by the world, I desire that thou seat + thyself here at my side and in the company of these worthy people, and + that thou be one with me who am thy master and natural lord, and that thou + eat from my plate and drink from whatever I drink from; for the same may + be said of knight-errantry as of love, that it levels all." + </p> + <p> + "Great thanks," said Sancho, "but I may tell your worship that provided I + have enough to eat, I can eat it as well, or better, standing, and by + myself, than seated alongside of an emperor. And indeed, if the truth is + to be told, what I eat in my corner without form or fuss has much more + relish for me, even though it be bread and onions, than the turkeys of + those other tables where I am forced to chew slowly, drink little, wipe my + mouth every minute, and cannot sneeze or cough if I want or do other + things that are the privileges of liberty and solitude. So, senor, as for + these honours which your worship would put upon me as a servant and + follower of knight-errantry, exchange them for other things which may be + of more use and advantage to me; for these, though I fully acknowledge + them as received, I renounce from this moment to the end of the world." + </p> + <p> + "For all that," said Don Quixote, "thou must seat thyself, because him who + humbleth himself God exalteth;" and seizing him by the arm he forced him + to sit down beside himself. + </p> + <p> + The goatherds did not understand this jargon about squires and + knights-errant, and all they did was to eat in silence and stare at their + guests, who with great elegance and appetite were stowing away pieces as + big as one's fist. The course of meat finished, they spread upon the + sheepskins a great heap of parched acorns, and with them they put down a + half cheese harder than if it had been made of mortar. All this while the + horn was not idle, for it went round so constantly, now full, now empty, + like the bucket of a water-wheel, that it soon drained one of the two + wine-skins that were in sight. When Don Quixote had quite appeased his + appetite he took up a handful of the acorns, and contemplating them + attentively delivered himself somewhat in this fashion: + </p> + <p> + "Happy the age, happy the time, to which the ancients gave the name of + golden, not because in that fortunate age the gold so coveted in this our + iron one was gained without toil, but because they that lived in it knew + not the two words "mine" and "thine"! In that blessed age all things were + in common; to win the daily food no labour was required of any save to + stretch forth his hand and gather it from the sturdy oaks that stood + generously inviting him with their sweet ripe fruit. The clear streams and + running brooks yielded their savoury limpid waters in noble abundance. The + busy and sagacious bees fixed their republic in the clefts of the rocks + and hollows of the trees, offering without usance the plenteous produce of + their fragrant toil to every hand. The mighty cork trees, unenforced save + of their own courtesy, shed the broad light bark that served at first to + roof the houses supported by rude stakes, a protection against the + inclemency of heaven alone. Then all was peace, all friendship, all + concord; as yet the dull share of the crooked plough had not dared to rend + and pierce the tender bowels of our first mother that without compulsion + yielded from every portion of her broad fertile bosom all that could + satisfy, sustain, and delight the children that then possessed her. Then + was it that the innocent and fair young shepherdess roamed from vale to + vale and hill to hill, with flowing locks, and no more garments than were + needful modestly to cover what modesty seeks and ever sought to hide. Nor + were their ornaments like those in use to-day, set off by Tyrian purple, + and silk tortured in endless fashions, but the wreathed leaves of the + green dock and ivy, wherewith they went as bravely and becomingly decked + as our Court dames with all the rare and far-fetched artifices that idle + curiosity has taught them. Then the love-thoughts of the heart clothed + themselves simply and naturally as the heart conceived them, nor sought to + commend themselves by forced and rambling verbiage. Fraud, deceit, or + malice had then not yet mingled with truth and sincerity. Justice held her + ground, undisturbed and unassailed by the efforts of favour and of + interest, that now so much impair, pervert, and beset her. Arbitrary law + had not yet established itself in the mind of the judge, for then there + was no cause to judge and no one to be judged. Maidens and modesty, as I + have said, wandered at will alone and unattended, without fear of insult + from lawlessness or libertine assault, and if they were undone it was of + their own will and pleasure. But now in this hateful age of ours not one + is safe, not though some new labyrinth like that of Crete conceal and + surround her; even there the pestilence of gallantry will make its way to + them through chinks or on the air by the zeal of its accursed importunity, + and, despite of all seclusion, lead them to ruin. In defence of these, as + time advanced and wickedness increased, the order of knights-errant was + instituted, to defend maidens, to protect widows and to succour the + orphans and the needy. To this order I belong, brother goatherds, to whom + I return thanks for the hospitality and kindly welcome ye offer me and my + squire; for though by natural law all living are bound to show favour to + knights-errant, yet, seeing that without knowing this obligation ye have + welcomed and feasted me, it is right that with all the good-will in my + power I should thank you for yours." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c11b" id="c11b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c11b.jpg (349K)" src="images/c11b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c11b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + All this long harangue (which might very well have been spared) our knight + delivered because the acorns they gave him reminded him of the golden age; + and the whim seized him to address all this unnecessary argument to the + goatherds, who listened to him gaping in amazement without saying a word + in reply. Sancho likewise held his peace and ate acorns, and paid repeated + visits to the second wine-skin, which they had hung up on a cork tree to + keep the wine cool. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was longer in talking than the supper in finishing, at the end + of which one of the goatherds said, "That your worship, senor + knight-errant, may say with more truth that we show you hospitality with + ready good-will, we will give you amusement and pleasure by making one of + our comrades sing: he will be here before long, and he is a very + intelligent youth and deep in love, and what is more he can read and write + and play on the rebeck to perfection." + </p> + <p> + The goatherd had hardly done speaking, when the notes of the rebeck + reached their ears; and shortly after, the player came up, a very + good-looking young man of about two-and-twenty. His comrades asked him if + he had supped, and on his replying that he had, he who had already made + the offer said to him: + </p> + <p> + "In that case, Antonio, thou mayest as well do us the pleasure of singing + a little, that the gentleman, our guest, may see that even in the + mountains and woods there are musicians: we have told him of thy + accomplishments, and we want thee to show them and prove that we say true; + so, as thou livest, pray sit down and sing that ballad about thy love that + thy uncle the prebendary made thee, and that was so much liked in the + town." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said the young man, and without waiting for more + pressing he seated himself on the trunk of a felled oak, and tuning his + rebeck, presently began to sing to these words. + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + ANTONIO'S BALLAD + +Thou dost love me well, Olalla; + Well I know it, even though +Love's mute tongues, thine eyes, have never + By their glances told me so. + +For I know my love thou knowest, + Therefore thine to claim I dare: +Once it ceases to be secret, + Love need never feel despair. + +True it is, Olalla, sometimes + Thou hast all too plainly shown +That thy heart is brass in hardness, + And thy snowy bosom stone. + +Yet for all that, in thy coyness, + And thy fickle fits between, +Hope is there—at least the border + Of her garment may be seen. + +Lures to faith are they, those glimpses, + And to faith in thee I hold; +Kindness cannot make it stronger, + Coldness cannot make it cold. + +If it be that love is gentle, + In thy gentleness I see +Something holding out assurance + To the hope of winning thee. + +If it be that in devotion + Lies a power hearts to move, +That which every day I show thee, + Helpful to my suit should prove. + +Many a time thou must have noticed— + If to notice thou dost care— +How I go about on Monday + Dressed in all my Sunday wear. + +Love's eyes love to look on brightness; + Love loves what is gaily drest; +Sunday, Monday, all I care is + Thou shouldst see me in my best. + +No account I make of dances, + Or of strains that pleased thee so, +Keeping thee awake from midnight + Till the cocks began to crow; + +Or of how I roundly swore it + That there's none so fair as thou; +True it is, but as I said it, + By the girls I'm hated now. + +For Teresa of the hillside + At my praise of thee was sore; +Said, "You think you love an angel; + It's a monkey you adore; + +"Caught by all her glittering trinkets, + And her borrowed braids of hair, +And a host of made-up beauties + That would Love himself ensnare." + +'T was a lie, and so I told her, + And her cousin at the word +Gave me his defiance for it; + And what followed thou hast heard. + +Mine is no high-flown affection, + Mine no passion par amours— +As they call it—what I offer + Is an honest love, and pure. + +Cunning cords the holy Church has, + Cords of softest silk they be; +Put thy neck beneath the yoke, dear; + Mine will follow, thou wilt see. + +Else—and once for all I swear it + By the saint of most renown— +If I ever quit the mountains, + 'T will be in a friar's gown. +</pre> + <p> + Here the goatherd brought his song to an end, and though Don Quixote + entreated him to sing more, Sancho had no mind that way, being more + inclined for sleep than for listening to songs; so said he to his master, + "Your worship will do well to settle at once where you mean to pass the + night, for the labour these good men are at all day does not allow them to + spend the night in singing." + </p> + <p> + "I understand thee, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "I perceive clearly that + those visits to the wine-skin demand compensation in sleep rather than in + music." + </p> + <p> + "It's sweet to us all, blessed be God," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "I do not deny it," replied Don Quixote; "but settle thyself where thou + wilt; those of my calling are more becomingly employed in watching than in + sleeping; still it would be as well if thou wert to dress this ear for me + again, for it is giving me more pain than it need." + </p> + <p> + Sancho did as he bade him, but one of the goatherds, seeing the wound, + told him not to be uneasy, as he would apply a remedy with which it would + be soon healed; and gathering some leaves of rosemary, of which there was + a great quantity there, he chewed them and mixed them with a little salt, + and applying them to the ear he secured them firmly with a bandage, + assuring him that no other treatment would be required, and so it proved. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c11e" id="c11e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c11e.jpg (37K)" src="images/c11e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch12" id="ch12"></a>CHAPTER XII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF WHAT A GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c12a" id="c12a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c12a.jpg (143K)" src="images/c12a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c12a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Just then another young man, one of those who fetched their provisions + from the village, came up and said, "Do you know what is going on in the + village, comrades?" + </p> + <p> + "How could we know it?" replied one of them. + </p> + <p> + "Well, then, you must know," continued the young man, "this morning that + famous student-shepherd called Chrysostom died, and it is rumoured that he + died of love for that devil of a village girl the daughter of Guillermo + the Rich, she that wanders about the wolds here in the dress of a + shepherdess." + </p> + <p> + "You mean Marcela?" said one. + </p> + <p> + "Her I mean," answered the goatherd; "and the best of it is, he has + directed in his will that he is to be buried in the fields like a Moor, + and at the foot of the rock where the Cork-tree spring is, because, as the + story goes (and they say he himself said so), that was the place where he + first saw her. And he has also left other directions which the clergy of + the village say should not and must not be obeyed because they savour of + paganism. To all which his great friend Ambrosio the student, he who, like + him, also went dressed as a shepherd, replies that everything must be done + without any omission according to the directions left by Chrysostom, and + about this the village is all in commotion; however, report says that, + after all, what Ambrosio and all the shepherds his friends desire will be + done, and to-morrow they are coming to bury him with great ceremony where + I said. I am sure it will be something worth seeing; at least I will not + fail to go and see it even if I knew I should not return to the village + tomorrow." + </p> + <p> + "We will do the same," answered the goatherds, "and cast lots to see who + must stay to mind the goats of all." + </p> + <p> + "Thou sayest well, Pedro," said one, "though there will be no need of + taking that trouble, for I will stay behind for all; and don't suppose it + is virtue or want of curiosity in me; it is that the splinter that ran + into my foot the other day will not let me walk." + </p> + <p> + "For all that, we thank thee," answered Pedro. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote asked Pedro to tell him who the dead man was and who the + shepherdess, to which Pedro replied that all he knew was that the dead man + was a wealthy gentleman belonging to a village in those mountains, who had + been a student at Salamanca for many years, at the end of which he + returned to his village with the reputation of being very learned and + deeply read. "Above all, they said, he was learned in the science of the + stars and of what went on yonder in the heavens and the sun and the moon, + for he told us of the cris of the sun and moon to exact time." + </p> + <p> + "Eclipse it is called, friend, not cris, the darkening of those two + luminaries," said Don Quixote; but Pedro, not troubling himself with + trifles, went on with his story, saying, "Also he foretold when the year + was going to be one of abundance or estility." + </p> + <p> + "Sterility, you mean," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Sterility or estility," answered Pedro, "it is all the same in the end. + And I can tell you that by this his father and friends who believed him + grew very rich because they did as he advised them, bidding them 'sow + barley this year, not wheat; this year you may sow pulse and not barley; + the next there will be a full oil crop, and the three following not a drop + will be got.'" + </p> + <p> + "That science is called astrology," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I do not know what it is called," replied Pedro, "but I know that he knew + all this and more besides. But, to make an end, not many months had passed + after he returned from Salamanca, when one day he appeared dressed as a + shepherd with his crook and sheepskin, having put off the long gown he + wore as a scholar; and at the same time his great friend, Ambrosio by + name, who had been his companion in his studies, took to the shepherd's + dress with him. I forgot to say that Chrysostom, who is dead, was a great + man for writing verses, so much so that he made carols for Christmas Eve, + and plays for Corpus Christi, which the young men of our village acted, + and all said they were excellent. When the villagers saw the two scholars + so unexpectedly appearing in shepherd's dress, they were lost in wonder, + and could not guess what had led them to make so extraordinary a change. + About this time the father of our Chrysostom died, and he was left heir to + a large amount of property in chattels as well as in land, no small number + of cattle and sheep, and a large sum of money, of all of which the young + man was left dissolute owner, and indeed he was deserving of it all, for + he was a very good comrade, and kind-hearted, and a friend of worthy folk, + and had a countenance like a benediction. Presently it came to be known + that he had changed his dress with no other object than to wander about + these wastes after that shepherdess Marcela our lad mentioned a while ago, + with whom the deceased Chrysostom had fallen in love. And I must tell you + now, for it is well you should know it, who this girl is; perhaps, and + even without any perhaps, you will not have heard anything like it all the + days of your life, though you should live more years than sarna." + </p> + <p> + "Say Sarra," said Don Quixote, unable to endure the goatherd's confusion + of words. + </p> + <p> + "The sarna lives long enough," answered Pedro; "and if, senor, you must go + finding fault with words at every step, we shall not make an end of it + this twelvemonth." + </p> + <p> + "Pardon me, friend," said Don Quixote; "but, as there is such a difference + between sarna and Sarra, I told you of it; however, you have answered very + rightly, for sarna lives longer than Sarra: so continue your story, and I + will not object any more to anything." + </p> + <p> + "I say then, my dear sir," said the goatherd, "that in our village there + was a farmer even richer than the father of Chrysostom, who was named + Guillermo, and upon whom God bestowed, over and above great wealth, a + daughter at whose birth her mother died, the most respected woman there + was in this neighbourhood; I fancy I can see her now with that countenance + which had the sun on one side and the moon on the other; and moreover + active, and kind to the poor, for which I trust that at the present moment + her soul is in bliss with God in the other world. Her husband Guillermo + died of grief at the death of so good a wife, leaving his daughter + Marcela, a child and rich, to the care of an uncle of hers, a priest and + prebendary in our village. The girl grew up with such beauty that it + reminded us of her mother's, which was very great, and yet it was thought + that the daughter's would exceed it; and so when she reached the age of + fourteen to fifteen years nobody beheld her but blessed God that had made + her so beautiful, and the greater number were in love with her past + redemption. Her uncle kept her in great seclusion and retirement, but for + all that the fame of her great beauty spread so that, as well for it as + for her great wealth, her uncle was asked, solicited, and importuned, to + give her in marriage not only by those of our town but of those many + leagues round, and by the persons of highest quality in them. But he, + being a good Christian man, though he desired to give her in marriage at + once, seeing her to be old enough, was unwilling to do so without her + consent, not that he had any eye to the gain and profit which the custody + of the girl's property brought him while he put off her marriage; and, + faith, this was said in praise of the good priest in more than one set in + the town. For I would have you know, Sir Errant, that in these little + villages everything is talked about and everything is carped at, and rest + assured, as I am, that the priest must be over and above good who forces + his parishioners to speak well of him, especially in villages." + </p> + <p> + "That is the truth," said Don Quixote; "but go on, for the story is very + good, and you, good Pedro, tell it with very good grace." + </p> + <p> + "May that of the Lord not be wanting to me," said Pedro; "that is the one + to have. To proceed; you must know that though the uncle put before his + niece and described to her the qualities of each one in particular of the + many who had asked her in marriage, begging her to marry and make a choice + according to her own taste, she never gave any other answer than that she + had no desire to marry just yet, and that being so young she did not think + herself fit to bear the burden of matrimony. At these, to all appearance, + reasonable excuses that she made, her uncle ceased to urge her, and waited + till she was somewhat more advanced in age and could mate herself to her + own liking. For, said he—and he said quite right—parents are + not to settle children in life against their will. But when one least + looked for it, lo and behold! one day the demure Marcela makes her + appearance turned shepherdess; and, in spite of her uncle and all those of + the town that strove to dissuade her, took to going a-field with the other + shepherd-lasses of the village, and tending her own flock. And so, since + she appeared in public, and her beauty came to be seen openly, I could not + well tell you how many rich youths, gentlemen and peasants, have adopted + the costume of Chrysostom, and go about these fields making love to her. + One of these, as has been already said, was our deceased friend, of whom + they say that he did not love but adore her. But you must not suppose, + because Marcela chose a life of such liberty and independence, and of so + little or rather no retirement, that she has given any occasion, or even + the semblance of one, for disparagement of her purity and modesty; on the + contrary, such and so great is the vigilance with which she watches over + her honour, that of all those that court and woo her not one has boasted, + or can with truth boast, that she has given him any hope however small of + obtaining his desire. For although she does not avoid or shun the society + and conversation of the shepherds, and treats them courteously and kindly, + should any one of them come to declare his intention to her, though it be + one as proper and holy as that of matrimony, she flings him from her like + a catapult. And with this kind of disposition she does more harm in this + country than if the plague had got into it, for her affability and her + beauty draw on the hearts of those that associate with her to love her and + to court her, but her scorn and her frankness bring them to the brink of + despair; and so they know not what to say save to proclaim her aloud cruel + and hard-hearted, and other names of the same sort which well describe the + nature of her character; and if you should remain here any time, senor, + you would hear these hills and valleys resounding with the laments of the + rejected ones who pursue her. Not far from this there is a spot where + there are a couple of dozen of tall beeches, and there is not one of them + but has carved and written on its smooth bark the name of Marcela, and + above some a crown carved on the same tree as though her lover would say + more plainly that Marcela wore and deserved that of all human beauty. Here + one shepherd is sighing, there another is lamenting; there love songs are + heard, here despairing elegies. One will pass all the hours of the night + seated at the foot of some oak or rock, and there, without having closed + his weeping eyes, the sun finds him in the morning bemused and bereft of + sense; and another without relief or respite to his sighs, stretched on + the burning sand in the full heat of the sultry summer noontide, makes his + appeal to the compassionate heavens, and over one and the other, over + these and all, the beautiful Marcela triumphs free and careless. And all + of us that know her are waiting to see what her pride will come to, and + who is to be the happy man that will succeed in taming a nature so + formidable and gaining possession of a beauty so supreme. All that I have + told you being such well-established truth, I am persuaded that what they + say of the cause of Chrysostom's death, as our lad told us, is the same. + And so I advise you, senor, fail not to be present to-morrow at his + burial, which will be well worth seeing, for Chrysostom had many friends, + and it is not half a league from this place to where he directed he should + be buried." + </p> + <p> + "I will make a point of it," said Don Quixote, "and I thank you for the + pleasure you have given me by relating so interesting a tale." + </p> + <p> + "Oh," said the goatherd, "I do not know even the half of what has happened + to the lovers of Marcela, but perhaps to-morrow we may fall in with some + shepherd on the road who can tell us; and now it will be well for you to + go and sleep under cover, for the night air may hurt your wound, though + with the remedy I have applied to you there is no fear of an untoward + result." + </p> + <p> + Sancho Panza, who was wishing the goatherd's loquacity at the devil, on + his part begged his master to go into Pedro's hut to sleep. He did so, and + passed all the rest of the night in thinking of his lady Dulcinea, in + imitation of the lovers of Marcela. Sancho Panza settled himself between + Rocinante and his ass, and slept, not like a lover who had been discarded, + but like a man who had been soundly kicked. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c12e" id="c12e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c12e.jpg (42K)" src="images/c12e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch13" id="ch13"></a>CHAPTER XIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, WITH OTHER + INCIDENTS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c13a" id="c13a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c13a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c13a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c13a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + But hardly had day begun to show itself through the balconies of the east, + when five of the six goatherds came to rouse Don Quixote and tell him that + if he was still of a mind to go and see the famous burial of Chrysostom + they would bear him company. Don Quixote, who desired nothing better, rose + and ordered Sancho to saddle and pannel at once, which he did with all + despatch, and with the same they all set out forthwith. They had not gone + a quarter of a league when at the meeting of two paths they saw coming + towards them some six shepherds dressed in black sheepskins and with their + heads crowned with garlands of cypress and bitter oleander. Each of them + carried a stout holly staff in his hand, and along with them there came + two men of quality on horseback in handsome travelling dress, with three + servants on foot accompanying them. Courteous salutations were exchanged + on meeting, and inquiring one of the other which way each party was going, + they learned that all were bound for the scene of the burial, so they went + on all together. + </p> + <p> + One of those on horseback addressing his companion said to him, "It seems + to me, Senor Vivaldo, that we may reckon as well spent the delay we shall + incur in seeing this remarkable funeral, for remarkable it cannot but be + judging by the strange things these shepherds have told us, of both the + dead shepherd and homicide shepherdess." + </p> + <p> + "So I think too," replied Vivaldo, "and I would delay not to say a day, + but four, for the sake of seeing it." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote asked them what it was they had heard of Marcela and + Chrysostom. The traveller answered that the same morning they had met + these shepherds, and seeing them dressed in this mournful fashion they had + asked them the reason of their appearing in such a guise; which one of + them gave, describing the strange behaviour and beauty of a shepherdess + called Marcela, and the loves of many who courted her, together with the + death of that Chrysostom to whose burial they were going. In short, he + repeated all that Pedro had related to Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + This conversation dropped, and another was commenced by him who was called + Vivaldo asking Don Quixote what was the reason that led him to go armed in + that fashion in a country so peaceful. To which Don Quixote replied, "The + pursuit of my calling does not allow or permit me to go in any other + fashion; easy life, enjoyment, and repose were invented for soft + courtiers, but toil, unrest, and arms were invented and made for those + alone whom the world calls knights-errant, of whom I, though unworthy, am + the least of all." + </p> + <p> + The instant they heard this all set him down as mad, and the better to + settle the point and discover what kind of madness his was, Vivaldo + proceeded to ask him what knights-errant meant. + </p> + <p> + "Have not your worships," replied Don Quixote, "read the annals and + histories of England, in which are recorded the famous deeds of King + Arthur, whom we in our popular Castilian invariably call King Artus, with + regard to whom it is an ancient tradition, and commonly received all over + that kingdom of Great Britain, that this king did not die, but was changed + by magic art into a raven, and that in process of time he is to return to + reign and recover his kingdom and sceptre; for which reason it cannot be + proved that from that time to this any Englishman ever killed a raven? + Well, then, in the time of this good king that famous order of chivalry of + the Knights of the Round Table was instituted, and the amour of Don + Lancelot of the Lake with the Queen Guinevere occurred, precisely as is + there related, the go-between and confidante therein being the highly + honourable dame Quintanona, whence came that ballad so well known and + widely spread in our Spain— + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +O never surely was there knight + So served by hand of dame, +As served was he Sir Lancelot hight + When he from Britain came-- +</pre> + <p> + with all the sweet and delectable course of his achievements in love and + war. Handed down from that time, then, this order of chivalry went on + extending and spreading itself over many and various parts of the world; + and in it, famous and renowned for their deeds, were the mighty Amadis of + Gaul with all his sons and descendants to the fifth generation, and the + valiant Felixmarte of Hircania, and the never sufficiently praised Tirante + el Blanco, and in our own days almost we have seen and heard and talked + with the invincible knight Don Belianis of Greece. This, then, sirs, is to + be a knight-errant, and what I have spoken of is the order of his + chivalry, of which, as I have already said, I, though a sinner, have made + profession, and what the aforesaid knights professed that same do I + profess, and so I go through these solitudes and wilds seeking adventures, + resolved in soul to oppose my arm and person to the most perilous that + fortune may offer me in aid of the weak and needy." + </p> + <p> + By these words of his the travellers were able to satisfy themselves of + Don Quixote's being out of his senses and of the form of madness that + overmastered him, at which they felt the same astonishment that all felt + on first becoming acquainted with it; and Vivaldo, who was a person of + great shrewdness and of a lively temperament, in order to beguile the + short journey which they said was required to reach the mountain, the + scene of the burial, sought to give him an opportunity of going on with + his absurdities. So he said to him, "It seems to me, Senor Knight-errant, + that your worship has made choice of one of the most austere professions + in the world, and I imagine even that of the Carthusian monks is not so + austere." + </p> + <p> + "As austere it may perhaps be," replied our Don Quixote, "but so necessary + for the world I am very much inclined to doubt. For, if the truth is to be + told, the soldier who executes what his captain orders does no less than + the captain himself who gives the order. My meaning, is, that churchmen in + peace and quiet pray to Heaven for the welfare of the world, but we + soldiers and knights carry into effect what they pray for, defending it + with the might of our arms and the edge of our swords, not under shelter + but in the open air, a target for the intolerable rays of the sun in + summer and the piercing frosts of winter. Thus are we God's ministers on + earth and the arms by which his justice is done therein. And as the + business of war and all that relates and belongs to it cannot be conducted + without exceeding great sweat, toil, and exertion, it follows that those + who make it their profession have undoubtedly more labour than those who + in tranquil peace and quiet are engaged in praying to God to help the + weak. I do not mean to say, nor does it enter into my thoughts, that the + knight-errant's calling is as good as that of the monk in his cell; I + would merely infer from what I endure myself that it is beyond a doubt a + more laborious and a more belaboured one, a hungrier and thirstier, a + wretcheder, raggeder, and lousier; for there is no reason to doubt that + the knights-errant of yore endured much hardship in the course of their + lives. And if some of them by the might of their arms did rise to be + emperors, in faith it cost them dear in the matter of blood and sweat; and + if those who attained to that rank had not had magicians and sages to help + them they would have been completely baulked in their ambition and + disappointed in their hopes." + </p> + <p> + "That is my own opinion," replied the traveller; "but one thing among many + others seems to me very wrong in knights-errant, and that is that when + they find themselves about to engage in some mighty and perilous adventure + in which there is manifest danger of losing their lives, they never at the + moment of engaging in it think of commending themselves to God, as is the + duty of every good Christian in like peril; instead of which they commend + themselves to their ladies with as much devotion as if these were their + gods, a thing which seems to me to savour somewhat of heathenism." + </p> + <p> + "Sir," answered Don Quixote, "that cannot be on any account omitted, and + the knight-errant would be disgraced who acted otherwise: for it is usual + and customary in knight-errantry that the knight-errant, who on engaging + in any great feat of arms has his lady before him, should turn his eyes + towards her softly and lovingly, as though with them entreating her to + favour and protect him in the hazardous venture he is about to undertake, + and even though no one hear him, he is bound to say certain words between + his teeth, commending himself to her with all his heart, and of this we + have innumerable instances in the histories. Nor is it to be supposed from + this that they are to omit commending themselves to God, for there will be + time and opportunity for doing so while they are engaged in their task." + </p> + <p> + "For all that," answered the traveller, "I feel some doubt still, because + often I have read how words will arise between two knights-errant, and + from one thing to another it comes about that their anger kindles and they + wheel their horses round and take a good stretch of field, and then + without any more ado at the top of their speed they come to the charge, + and in mid-career they are wont to commend themselves to their ladies; and + what commonly comes of the encounter is that one falls over the haunches + of his horse pierced through and through by his antagonist's lance, and as + for the other, it is only by holding on to the mane of his horse that he + can help falling to the ground; but I know not how the dead man had time + to commend himself to God in the course of such rapid work as this; it + would have been better if those words which he spent in commending himself + to his lady in the midst of his career had been devoted to his duty and + obligation as a Christian. Moreover, it is my belief that all + knights-errant have not ladies to commend themselves to, for they are not + all in love." + </p> + <p> + "That is impossible," said Don Quixote: "I say it is impossible that there + could be a knight-errant without a lady, because to such it is as natural + and proper to be in love as to the heavens to have stars: most certainly + no history has been seen in which there is to be found a knight-errant + without an amour, and for the simple reason that without one he would be + held no legitimate knight but a bastard, and one who had gained entrance + into the stronghold of the said knighthood, not by the door, but over the + wall like a thief and a robber." + </p> + <p> + "Nevertheless," said the traveller, "if I remember rightly, I think I have + read that Don Galaor, the brother of the valiant Amadis of Gaul, never had + any special lady to whom he might commend himself, and yet he was not the + less esteemed, and was a very stout and famous knight." + </p> + <p> + To which our Don Quixote made answer, "Sir, one solitary swallow does not + make summer; moreover, I know that knight was in secret very deeply in + love; besides which, that way of falling in love with all that took his + fancy was a natural propensity which he could not control. But, in short, + it is very manifest that he had one alone whom he made mistress of his + will, to whom he commended himself very frequently and very secretly, for + he prided himself on being a reticent knight." + </p> + <p> + "Then if it be essential that every knight-errant should be in love," said + the traveller, "it may be fairly supposed that your worship is so, as you + are of the order; and if you do not pride yourself on being as reticent as + Don Galaor, I entreat you as earnestly as I can, in the name of all this + company and in my own, to inform us of the name, country, rank, and beauty + of your lady, for she will esteem herself fortunate if all the world knows + that she is loved and served by such a knight as your worship seems to + be." + </p> + <p> + At this Don Quixote heaved a deep sigh and said, "I cannot say positively + whether my sweet enemy is pleased or not that the world should know I + serve her; I can only say in answer to what has been so courteously asked + of me, that her name is Dulcinea, her country El Toboso, a village of La + Mancha, her rank must be at least that of a princess, since she is my + queen and lady, and her beauty superhuman, since all the impossible and + fanciful attributes of beauty which the poets apply to their ladies are + verified in her; for her hairs are gold, her forehead Elysian fields, her + eyebrows rainbows, her eyes suns, her cheeks roses, her lips coral, her + teeth pearls, her neck alabaster, her bosom marble, her hands ivory, her + fairness snow, and what modesty conceals from sight such, I think and + imagine, as rational reflection can only extol, not compare." + </p> + <p> + "We should like to know her lineage, race, and ancestry," said Vivaldo. + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote replied, "She is not of the ancient Roman Curtii, + Caii, or Scipios, nor of the modern Colonnas or Orsini, nor of the + Moncadas or Requesenes of Catalonia, nor yet of the Rebellas or Villanovas + of Valencia; Palafoxes, Nuzas, Rocabertis, Corellas, Lunas, Alagones, + Urreas, Foces, or Gurreas of Aragon; Cerdas, Manriques, Mendozas, or + Guzmans of Castile; Alencastros, Pallas, or Meneses of Portugal; but she + is of those of El Toboso of La Mancha, a lineage that though modern, may + furnish a source of gentle blood for the most illustrious families of the + ages that are to come, and this let none dispute with me save on the + condition that Zerbino placed at the foot of the trophy of Orlando's arms, + saying, + </p> + <p> + 'These let none move Who dareth not his might with Roland prove.'" + </p> + <p> + "Although mine is of the Cachopins of Laredo," said the traveller, "I will + not venture to compare it with that of El Toboso of La Mancha, though, to + tell the truth, no such surname has until now ever reached my ears." + </p> + <p> + "What!" said Don Quixote, "has that never reached them?" + </p> + <p> + The rest of the party went along listening with great attention to the + conversation of the pair, and even the very goatherds and shepherds + perceived how exceedingly out of his wits our Don Quixote was. Sancho + Panza alone thought that what his master said was the truth, knowing who + he was and having known him from his birth; and all that he felt any + difficulty in believing was that about the fair Dulcinea del Toboso, + because neither any such name nor any such princess had ever come to his + knowledge though he lived so close to El Toboso. They were going along + conversing in this way, when they saw descending a gap between two high + mountains some twenty shepherds, all clad in sheepskins of black wool, and + crowned with garlands which, as afterwards appeared, were, some of them of + yew, some of cypress. Six of the number were carrying a bier covered with + a great variety of flowers and branches, on seeing which one of the + goatherds said, "Those who come there are the bearers of Chrysostom's + body, and the foot of that mountain is the place where he ordered them to + bury him." They therefore made haste to reach the spot, and did so by the + time those who came had laid the bier upon the ground, and four of them + with sharp pickaxes were digging a grave by the side of a hard rock. They + greeted each other courteously, and then Don Quixote and those who + accompanied him turned to examine the bier, and on it, covered with + flowers, they saw a dead body in the dress of a shepherd, to all + appearance of one thirty years of age, and showing even in death that in + life he had been of comely features and gallant bearing. Around him on the + bier itself were laid some books, and several papers open and folded; and + those who were looking on as well as those who were opening the grave and + all the others who were there preserved a strange silence, until one of + those who had borne the body said to another, "Observe carefully, Ambrosia + if this is the place Chrysostom spoke of, since you are anxious that what + he directed in his will should be so strictly complied with." + </p> + <p> + "This is the place," answered Ambrosia "for in it many a time did my poor + friend tell me the story of his hard fortune. Here it was, he told me, + that he saw for the first time that mortal enemy of the human race, and + here, too, for the first time he declared to her his passion, as + honourable as it was devoted, and here it was that at last Marcela ended + by scorning and rejecting him so as to bring the tragedy of his wretched + life to a close; here, in memory of misfortunes so great, he desired to be + laid in the bowels of eternal oblivion." Then turning to Don Quixote and + the travellers he went on to say, "That body, sirs, on which you are + looking with compassionate eyes, was the abode of a soul on which Heaven + bestowed a vast share of its riches. That is the body of Chrysostom, who + was unrivalled in wit, unequalled in courtesy, unapproached in gentle + bearing, a phoenix in friendship, generous without limit, grave without + arrogance, gay without vulgarity, and, in short, first in all that + constitutes goodness and second to none in all that makes up misfortune. + He loved deeply, he was hated; he adored, he was scorned; he wooed a wild + beast, he pleaded with marble, he pursued the wind, he cried to the + wilderness, he served ingratitude, and for reward was made the prey of + death in the mid-course of life, cut short by a shepherdess whom he sought + to immortalise in the memory of man, as these papers which you see could + fully prove, had he not commanded me to consign them to the fire after + having consigned his body to the earth." + </p> + <p> + "You would deal with them more harshly and cruelly than their owner + himself," said Vivaldo, "for it is neither right nor proper to do the will + of one who enjoins what is wholly unreasonable; it would not have been + reasonable in Augustus Caesar had he permitted the directions left by the + divine Mantuan in his will to be carried into effect. So that, Senor + Ambrosia while you consign your friend's body to the earth, you should not + consign his writings to oblivion, for if he gave the order in bitterness + of heart, it is not right that you should irrationally obey it. On the + contrary, by granting life to those papers, let the cruelty of Marcela + live for ever, to serve as a warning in ages to come to all men to shun + and avoid falling into like danger; or I and all of us who have come here + know already the story of this your love-stricken and heart-broken friend, + and we know, too, your friendship, and the cause of his death, and the + directions he gave at the close of his life; from which sad story may be + gathered how great was the cruelty of Marcela, the love of Chrysostom, and + the loyalty of your friendship, together with the end awaiting those who + pursue rashly the path that insane passion opens to their eyes. Last night + we learned the death of Chrysostom and that he was to be buried here, and + out of curiosity and pity we left our direct road and resolved to come and + see with our eyes that which when heard of had so moved our compassion, + and in consideration of that compassion and our desire to prove it if we + might by condolence, we beg of you, excellent Ambrosia, or at least I on + my own account entreat you, that instead of burning those papers you allow + me to carry away some of them." + </p> + <p> + And without waiting for the shepherd's answer, he stretched out his hand + and took up some of those that were nearest to him; seeing which Ambrosio + said, "Out of courtesy, senor, I will grant your request as to those you + have taken, but it is idle to expect me to abstain from burning the + remainder." + </p> + <p> + Vivaldo, who was eager to see what the papers contained, opened one of + them at once, and saw that its title was "Lay of Despair." + </p> + <p> + Ambrosio hearing it said, "That is the last paper the unhappy man wrote; + and that you may see, senor, to what an end his misfortunes brought him, + read it so that you may be heard, for you will have time enough for that + while we are waiting for the grave to be dug." + </p> + <p> + "I will do so very willingly," said Vivaldo; and as all the bystanders + were equally eager they gathered round him, and he, reading in a loud + voice, found that it ran as follows. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c13e" id="c13e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c13e.jpg (15K)" src="images/c13e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch14" id="ch14"></a>CHAPTER XIV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHEREIN ARE INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD SHEPHERD, TOGETHER + WITH OTHER INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c14a" id="c14a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c14a.jpg (172K)" src="images/c14a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c14a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + THE LAY OF CHRYSOSTOM + + Since thou dost in thy cruelty desire +The ruthless rigour of thy tyranny +From tongue to tongue, from land to land proclaimed, +The very Hell will I constrain to lend +This stricken breast of mine deep notes of woe +To serve my need of fitting utterance. +And as I strive to body forth the tale +Of all I suffer, all that thou hast done, +Forth shall the dread voice roll, and bear along +Shreds from my vitals torn for greater pain. +Then listen, not to dulcet harmony, +But to a discord wrung by mad despair +Out of this bosom's depths of bitterness, +To ease my heart and plant a sting in thine. + + The lion's roar, the fierce wolf's savage howl, +The horrid hissing of the scaly snake, +The awesome cries of monsters yet unnamed, +The crow's ill-boding croak, the hollow moan +Of wild winds wrestling with the restless sea, +The wrathful bellow of the vanquished bull, +The plaintive sobbing of the widowed dove, +The envied owl's sad note, the wail of woe +That rises from the dreary choir of Hell, +Commingled in one sound, confusing sense, +Let all these come to aid my soul's complaint, +For pain like mine demands new modes of song. + + No echoes of that discord shall be heard +Where Father Tagus rolls, or on the banks +Of olive-bordered Betis; to the rocks +Or in deep caverns shall my plaint be told, +And by a lifeless tongue in living words; +Or in dark valleys or on lonely shores, +Where neither foot of man nor sunbeam falls; +Or in among the poison-breathing swarms +Of monsters nourished by the sluggish Nile. +For, though it be to solitudes remote +The hoarse vague echoes of my sorrows sound +Thy matchless cruelty, my dismal fate +Shall carry them to all the spacious world. + + Disdain hath power to kill, and patience dies +Slain by suspicion, be it false or true; +And deadly is the force of jealousy; +Long absence makes of life a dreary void; +No hope of happiness can give repose +To him that ever fears to be forgot; +And death, inevitable, waits in hall. +But I, by some strange miracle, live on +A prey to absence, jealousy, disdain; +Racked by suspicion as by certainty; +Forgotten, left to feed my flame alone. +And while I suffer thus, there comes no ray +Of hope to gladden me athwart the gloom; +Nor do I look for it in my despair; +But rather clinging to a cureless woe, +All hope do I abjure for evermore. + + Can there be hope where fear is? Were it well, +When far more certain are the grounds of fear? +Ought I to shut mine eyes to jealousy, +If through a thousand heart-wounds it appears? +Who would not give free access to distrust, +Seeing disdain unveiled, and—bitter change!— +All his suspicions turned to certainties, +And the fair truth transformed into a lie? +Oh, thou fierce tyrant of the realms of love, +Oh, Jealousy! put chains upon these hands, +And bind me with thy strongest cord, Disdain. +But, woe is me! triumphant over all, +My sufferings drown the memory of you. + + And now I die, and since there is no hope +Of happiness for me in life or death, +Still to my fantasy I'll fondly cling. +I'll say that he is wise who loveth well, +And that the soul most free is that most bound +In thraldom to the ancient tyrant Love. +I'll say that she who is mine enemy +In that fair body hath as fair a mind, +And that her coldness is but my desert, +And that by virtue of the pain he sends +Love rules his kingdom with a gentle sway. +Thus, self-deluding, and in bondage sore, +And wearing out the wretched shred of life +To which I am reduced by her disdain, +I'll give this soul and body to the winds, +All hopeless of a crown of bliss in store. + + Thou whose injustice hath supplied the cause +That makes me quit the weary life I loathe, +As by this wounded bosom thou canst see +How willingly thy victim I become, +Let not my death, if haply worth a tear, +Cloud the clear heaven that dwells in thy bright eyes; +I would not have thee expiate in aught +The crime of having made my heart thy prey; +But rather let thy laughter gaily ring +And prove my death to be thy festival. +Fool that I am to bid thee! well I know +Thy glory gains by my untimely end. + + And now it is the time; from Hell's abyss +Come thirsting Tantalus, come Sisyphus +Heaving the cruel stone, come Tityus +With vulture, and with wheel Ixion come, +And come the sisters of the ceaseless toil; +And all into this breast transfer their pains, +And (if such tribute to despair be due) +Chant in their deepest tones a doleful dirge +Over a corse unworthy of a shroud. +Let the three-headed guardian of the gate, +And all the monstrous progeny of hell, +The doleful concert join: a lover dead +Methinks can have no fitter obsequies. + + Lay of despair, grieve not when thou art gone +Forth from this sorrowing heart: my misery +Brings fortune to the cause that gave thee birth; +Then banish sadness even in the tomb. + +</pre> + <p> + The "Lay of Chrysostom" met with the approbation of the listeners, though + the reader said it did not seem to him to agree with what he had heard of + Marcela's reserve and propriety, for Chrysostom complained in it of + jealousy, suspicion, and absence, all to the prejudice of the good name + and fame of Marcela; to which Ambrosio replied as one who knew well his + friend's most secret thoughts, "Senor, to remove that doubt I should tell + you that when the unhappy man wrote this lay he was away from Marcela, + from whom he had voluntarily separated himself, to try if absence would + act with him as it is wont; and as everything distresses and every fear + haunts the banished lover, so imaginary jealousies and suspicions, dreaded + as if they were true, tormented Chrysostom; and thus the truth of what + report declares of the virtue of Marcela remains unshaken, and with her + envy itself should not and cannot find any fault save that of being cruel, + somewhat haughty, and very scornful." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Vivaldo; and as he was about to read another paper of + those he had preserved from the fire, he was stopped by a marvellous + vision (for such it seemed) that unexpectedly presented itself to their + eyes; for on the summit of the rock where they were digging the grave + there appeared the shepherdess Marcela, so beautiful that her beauty + exceeded its reputation. Those who had never till then beheld her gazed + upon her in wonder and silence, and those who were accustomed to see her + were not less amazed than those who had never seen her before. But the + instant Ambrosio saw her he addressed her, with manifest indignation: + </p> + <p> + "Art thou come, by chance, cruel basilisk of these mountains, to see if in + thy presence blood will flow from the wounds of this wretched being thy + cruelty has robbed of life; or is it to exult over the cruel work of thy + humours that thou art come; or like another pitiless Nero to look down + from that height upon the ruin of his Rome in embers; or in thy arrogance + to trample on this ill-fated corpse, as the ungrateful daughter trampled + on her father Tarquin's? Tell us quickly for what thou art come, or what + it is thou wouldst have, for, as I know the thoughts of Chrysostom never + failed to obey thee in life, I will make all these who call themselves his + friends obey thee, though he be dead." + </p> + <p> + "I come not, Ambrosia for any of the purposes thou hast named," replied + Marcela, "but to defend myself and to prove how unreasonable are all those + who blame me for their sorrow and for Chrysostom's death; and therefore I + ask all of you that are here to give me your attention, for will not take + much time or many words to bring the truth home to persons of sense. + Heaven has made me, so you say, beautiful, and so much so that in spite of + yourselves my beauty leads you to love me; and for the love you show me + you say, and even urge, that I am bound to love you. By that natural + understanding which God has given me I know that everything beautiful + attracts love, but I cannot see how, by reason of being loved, that which + is loved for its beauty is bound to love that which loves it; besides, it + may happen that the lover of that which is beautiful may be ugly, and + ugliness being detestable, it is very absurd to say, "I love thee because + thou art beautiful, thou must love me though I be ugly." But supposing the + beauty equal on both sides, it does not follow that the inclinations must + be therefore alike, for it is not every beauty that excites love, some but + pleasing the eye without winning the affection; and if every sort of + beauty excited love and won the heart, the will would wander vaguely to + and fro unable to make choice of any; for as there is an infinity of + beautiful objects there must be an infinity of inclinations, and true + love, I have heard it said, is indivisible, and must be voluntary and not + compelled. If this be so, as I believe it to be, why do you desire me to + bend my will by force, for no other reason but that you say you love me? + Nay—tell me—had Heaven made me ugly, as it has made me + beautiful, could I with justice complain of you for not loving me? + Moreover, you must remember that the beauty I possess was no choice of + mine, for, be it what it may, Heaven of its bounty gave it me without my + asking or choosing it; and as the viper, though it kills with it, does not + deserve to be blamed for the poison it carries, as it is a gift of nature, + neither do I deserve reproach for being beautiful; for beauty in a modest + woman is like fire at a distance or a sharp sword; the one does not burn, + the other does not cut, those who do not come too near. Honour and virtue + are the ornaments of the mind, without which the body, though it be so, + has no right to pass for beautiful; but if modesty is one of the virtues + that specially lend a grace and charm to mind and body, why should she who + is loved for her beauty part with it to gratify one who for his pleasure + alone strives with all his might and energy to rob her of it? I was born + free, and that I might live in freedom I chose the solitude of the fields; + in the trees of the mountains I find society, the clear waters of the + brooks are my mirrors, and to the trees and waters I make known my + thoughts and charms. I am a fire afar off, a sword laid aside. Those whom + I have inspired with love by letting them see me, I have by words + undeceived, and if their longings live on hope—and I have given none + to Chrysostom or to any other—it cannot justly be said that the + death of any is my doing, for it was rather his own obstinacy than my + cruelty that killed him; and if it be made a charge against me that his + wishes were honourable, and that therefore I was bound to yield to them, I + answer that when on this very spot where now his grave is made he declared + to me his purity of purpose, I told him that mine was to live in perpetual + solitude, and that the earth alone should enjoy the fruits of my + retirement and the spoils of my beauty; and if, after this open avowal, he + chose to persist against hope and steer against the wind, what wonder is + it that he should sink in the depths of his infatuation? If I had + encouraged him, I should be false; if I had gratified him, I should have + acted against my own better resolution and purpose. He was persistent in + spite of warning, he despaired without being hated. Bethink you now if it + be reasonable that his suffering should be laid to my charge. Let him who + has been deceived complain, let him give way to despair whose encouraged + hopes have proved vain, let him flatter himself whom I shall entice, let + him boast whom I shall receive; but let not him call me cruel or homicide + to whom I make no promise, upon whom I practise no deception, whom I + neither entice nor receive. It has not been so far the will of Heaven that + I should love by fate, and to expect me to love by choice is idle. Let + this general declaration serve for each of my suitors on his own account, + and let it be understood from this time forth that if anyone dies for me + it is not of jealousy or misery he dies, for she who loves no one can give + no cause for jealousy to any, and candour is not to be confounded with + scorn. Let him who calls me wild beast and basilisk, leave me alone as + something noxious and evil; let him who calls me ungrateful, withhold his + service; who calls me wayward, seek not my acquaintance; who calls me + cruel, pursue me not; for this wild beast, this basilisk, this ungrateful, + cruel, wayward being has no kind of desire to seek, serve, know, or follow + them. If Chrysostom's impatience and violent passion killed him, why + should my modest behaviour and circumspection be blamed? If I preserve my + purity in the society of the trees, why should he who would have me + preserve it among men, seek to rob me of it? I have, as you know, wealth + of my own, and I covet not that of others; my taste is for freedom, and I + have no relish for constraint; I neither love nor hate anyone; I do not + deceive this one or court that, or trifle with one or play with another. + The modest converse of the shepherd girls of these hamlets and the care of + my goats are my recreations; my desires are bounded by these mountains, + and if they ever wander hence it is to contemplate the beauty of the + heavens, steps by which the soul travels to its primeval abode." + </p> + <p> + With these words, and not waiting to hear a reply, she turned and passed + into the thickest part of a wood that was hard by, leaving all who were + there lost in admiration as much of her good sense as of her beauty. Some—those + wounded by the irresistible shafts launched by her bright eyes—made + as though they would follow her, heedless of the frank declaration they + had heard; seeing which, and deeming this a fitting occasion for the + exercise of his chivalry in aid of distressed damsels, Don Quixote, laying + his hand on the hilt of his sword, exclaimed in a loud and distinct voice: + </p> + <p> + "Let no one, whatever his rank or condition, dare to follow the beautiful + Marcela, under pain of incurring my fierce indignation. She has shown by + clear and satisfactory arguments that little or no fault is to be found + with her for the death of Chrysostom, and also how far she is from + yielding to the wishes of any of her lovers, for which reason, instead of + being followed and persecuted, she should in justice be honoured and + esteemed by all the good people of the world, for she shows that she is + the only woman in it that holds to such a virtuous resolution." + </p> + <p> + Whether it was because of the threats of Don Quixote, or because Ambrosio + told them to fulfil their duty to their good friend, none of the shepherds + moved or stirred from the spot until, having finished the grave and burned + Chrysostom's papers, they laid his body in it, not without many tears from + those who stood by. They closed the grave with a heavy stone until a slab + was ready which Ambrosio said he meant to have prepared, with an epitaph + which was to be to this effect: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +Beneath the stone before your eyes +The body of a lover lies; +In life he was a shepherd swain, +In death a victim to disdain. +Ungrateful, cruel, coy, and fair, +Was she that drove him to despair, +And Love hath made her his ally +For spreading wide his tyranny. +</pre> + <p> + They then strewed upon the grave a profusion of flowers and branches, and + all expressing their condolence with his friend Ambrosio, took their + Vivaldo and his companion did the same; and Don Quixote bade farewell to + his hosts and to the travellers, who pressed him to come with them to + Seville, as being such a convenient place for finding adventures, for they + presented themselves in every street and round every corner oftener than + anywhere else. Don Quixote thanked them for their advice and for the + disposition they showed to do him a favour, and said that for the present + he would not, and must not go to Seville until he had cleared all these + mountains of highwaymen and robbers, of whom report said they were full. + Seeing his good intention, the travellers were unwilling to press him + further, and once more bidding him farewell, they left him and pursued + their journey, in the course of which they did not fail to discuss the + story of Marcela and Chrysostom as well as the madness of Don Quixote. He, + on his part, resolved to go in quest of the shepherdess Marcela, and make + offer to her of all the service he could render her; but things did not + fall out with him as he expected, according to what is related in the + course of this veracious history, of which the Second Part ends here. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c14e" id="c14e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c14e.jpg (31K)" src="images/c14e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch15" id="ch15"></a>CHAPTER XV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT DON QUIXOTE FELL IN + WITH WHEN HE FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN HEARTLESS YANGUESANS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c15a" id="c15a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c15a.jpg (81K)" src="images/c15a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c15a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The sage Cid Hamete Benengeli relates that as soon as Don Quixote took + leave of his hosts and all who had been present at the burial of + Chrysostom, he and his squire passed into the same wood which they had + seen the shepherdess Marcela enter, and after having wandered for more + than two hours in all directions in search of her without finding her, + they came to a halt in a glade covered with tender grass, beside which ran + a pleasant cool stream that invited and compelled them to pass there the + hours of the noontide heat, which by this time was beginning to come on + oppressively. Don Quixote and Sancho dismounted, and turning Rocinante and + the ass loose to feed on the grass that was there in abundance, they + ransacked the alforjas, and without any ceremony very peacefully and + sociably master and man made their repast on what they found in them. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15b" id="c15b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c15b.jpg (376K)" src="images/c15b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c15b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Sancho had not thought it worth while to hobble Rocinante, feeling sure, + from what he knew of his staidness and freedom from incontinence, that all + the mares in the Cordova pastures would not lead him into an impropriety. + Chance, however, and the devil, who is not always asleep, so ordained it + that feeding in this valley there was a drove of Galician ponies belonging + to certain Yanguesan carriers, whose way it is to take their midday rest + with their teams in places and spots where grass and water abound; and + that where Don Quixote chanced to be suited the Yanguesans' purpose very + well. It so happened, then, that Rocinante took a fancy to disport himself + with their ladyships the ponies, and abandoning his usual gait and + demeanour as he scented them, he, without asking leave of his master, got + up a briskish little trot and hastened to make known his wishes to them; + they, however, it seemed, preferred their pasture to him, and received him + with their heels and teeth to such effect that they soon broke his girths + and left him naked without a saddle to cover him; but what must have been + worse to him was that the carriers, seeing the violence he was offering to + their mares, came running up armed with stakes, and so belaboured him that + they brought him sorely battered to the ground. + </p> + <p> + By this time Don Quixote and Sancho, who had witnessed the drubbing of + Rocinante, came up panting, and said Don Quixote to Sancho: + </p> + <p> + "So far as I can see, friend Sancho, these are not knights but base folk + of low birth: I mention it because thou canst lawfully aid me in taking + due vengeance for the insult offered to Rocinante before our eyes." + </p> + <p> + "What the devil vengeance can we take," answered Sancho, "if they are more + than twenty, and we no more than two, or, indeed, perhaps not more than + one and a half?" + </p> + <p> + "I count for a hundred," replied Don Quixote, and without more words he + drew his sword and attacked the Yanguesans and excited and impelled by the + example of his master, Sancho did the same; and to begin with, Don Quixote + delivered a slash at one of them that laid open the leather jerkin he + wore, together with a great portion of his shoulder. The Yanguesans, + seeing themselves assaulted by only two men while they were so many, + betook themselves to their stakes, and driving the two into the middle + they began to lay on with great zeal and energy; in fact, at the second + blow they brought Sancho to the ground, and Don Quixote fared the same + way, all his skill and high mettle availing him nothing, and fate willed + it that he should fall at the feet of Rocinante, who had not yet risen; + whereby it may be seen how furiously stakes can pound in angry boorish + hands. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15c" id="c15c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c15c.jpg (362K)" src="images/c15c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c15c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Then, seeing the mischief they had done, the Yanguesans with all the haste + they could loaded their team and pursued their journey, leaving the two + adventurers a sorry sight and in sorrier mood. + </p> + <p> + Sancho was the first to come to, and finding himself close to his master + he called to him in a weak and doleful voice, "Senor Don Quixote, ah, + Senor Don Quixote!" + </p> + <p> + "What wouldst thou, brother Sancho?" answered Don Quixote in the same + feeble suffering tone as Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "I would like, if it were possible," answered Sancho Panza, "your worship + to give me a couple of sups of that potion of the fiery Blas, if it be + that you have any to hand there; perhaps it will serve for broken bones as + well as for wounds." + </p> + <p> + "If I only had it here, wretch that I am, what more should we want?" said + Don Quixote; "but I swear to thee, Sancho Panza, on the faith of a + knight-errant, ere two days are over, unless fortune orders otherwise, I + mean to have it in my possession, or my hand will have lost its cunning." + </p> + <p> + "But in how many does your worship think we shall have the use of our + feet?" answered Sancho Panza. + </p> + <p> + "For myself I must say I cannot guess how many," said the battered knight + Don Quixote; "but I take all the blame upon myself, for I had no business + to put hand to sword against men who where not dubbed knights like myself, + and so I believe that in punishment for having transgressed the laws of + chivalry the God of battles has permitted this chastisement to be + administered to me; for which reason, brother Sancho, it is well thou + shouldst receive a hint on the matter which I am now about to mention to + thee, for it is of much importance to the welfare of both of us. It is at + when thou shalt see rabble of this sort offering us insult thou art not to + wait till I draw sword against them, for I shall not do so at all; but do + thou draw sword and chastise them to thy heart's content, and if any + knights come to their aid and defence I will take care to defend thee and + assail them with all my might; and thou hast already seen by a thousand + signs and proofs what the might of this strong arm of mine is equal to"—so + uplifted had the poor gentleman become through the victory over the stout + Biscayan. + </p> + <p> + But Sancho did not so fully approve of his master's admonition as to let + it pass without saying in reply, "Senor, I am a man of peace, meek and + quiet, and I can put up with any affront because I have a wife and + children to support and bring up; so let it be likewise a hint to your + worship, as it cannot be a mandate, that on no account will I draw sword + either against clown or against knight, and that here before God I forgive + the insults that have been offered me, whether they have been, are, or + shall be offered me by high or low, rich or poor, noble or commoner, not + excepting any rank or condition whatsoever." + </p> + <p> + To all which his master said in reply, "I wish I had breath enough to + speak somewhat easily, and that the pain I feel on this side would abate + so as to let me explain to thee, Panza, the mistake thou makest. Come now, + sinner, suppose the wind of fortune, hitherto so adverse, should turn in + our favour, filling the sails of our desires so that safely and without + impediment we put into port in some one of those islands I have promised + thee, how would it be with thee if on winning it I made thee lord of it? + Why, thou wilt make it well-nigh impossible through not being a knight nor + having any desire to be one, nor possessing the courage nor the will to + avenge insults or defend thy lordship; for thou must know that in newly + conquered kingdoms and provinces the minds of the inhabitants are never so + quiet nor so well disposed to the new lord that there is no fear of their + making some move to change matters once more, and try, as they say, what + chance may do for them; so it is essential that the new possessor should + have good sense to enable him to govern, and valour to attack and defend + himself, whatever may befall him." + </p> + <p> + "In what has now befallen us," answered Sancho, "I'd have been well + pleased to have that good sense and that valour your worship speaks of, + but I swear on the faith of a poor man I am more fit for plasters than for + arguments. See if your worship can get up, and let us help Rocinante, + though he does not deserve it, for he was the main cause of all this + thrashing. I never thought it of Rocinante, for I took him to be a + virtuous person and as quiet as myself. After all, they say right that it + takes a long time to come to know people, and that there is nothing sure + in this life. Who would have said that, after such mighty slashes as your + worship gave that unlucky knight-errant, there was coming, travelling post + and at the very heels of them, such a great storm of sticks as has fallen + upon our shoulders?" + </p> + <p> + "And yet thine, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "ought to be used to such + squalls; but mine, reared in soft cloth and fine linen, it is plain they + must feel more keenly the pain of this mishap, and if it were not that I + imagine—why do I say imagine?—know of a certainty that all + these annoyances are very necessary accompaniments of the calling of arms, + I would lay me down here to die of pure vexation." + </p> + <p> + To this the squire replied, "Senor, as these mishaps are what one reaps of + chivalry, tell me if they happen very often, or if they have their own + fixed times for coming to pass; because it seems to me that after two + harvests we shall be no good for the third, unless God in his infinite + mercy helps us." + </p> + <p> + "Know, friend Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "that the life of + knights-errant is subject to a thousand dangers and reverses, and neither + more nor less is it within immediate possibility for knights-errant to + become kings and emperors, as experience has shown in the case of many + different knights with whose histories I am thoroughly acquainted; and I + could tell thee now, if the pain would let me, of some who simply by might + of arm have risen to the high stations I have mentioned; and those same, + both before and after, experienced divers misfortunes and miseries; for + the valiant Amadis of Gaul found himself in the power of his mortal enemy + Arcalaus the magician, who, it is positively asserted, holding him + captive, gave him more than two hundred lashes with the reins of his horse + while tied to one of the pillars of a court; and moreover there is a + certain recondite author of no small authority who says that the Knight of + Phoebus, being caught in a certain pitfall, which opened under his feet in + a certain castle, on falling found himself bound hand and foot in a deep + pit underground, where they administered to him one of those things they + call clysters, of sand and snow-water, that well-nigh finished him; and if + he had not been succoured in that sore extremity by a sage, a great friend + of his, it would have gone very hard with the poor knight; so I may well + suffer in company with such worthy folk, for greater were the indignities + which they had to suffer than those which we suffer. For I would have thee + know, Sancho, that wounds caused by any instruments which happen by chance + to be in hand inflict no indignity, and this is laid down in the law of + the duel in express words: if, for instance, the cobbler strikes another + with the last which he has in his hand, though it be in fact a piece of + wood, it cannot be said for that reason that he whom he struck with it has + been cudgelled. I say this lest thou shouldst imagine that because we have + been drubbed in this affray we have therefore suffered any indignity; for + the arms those men carried, with which they pounded us, were nothing more + than their stakes, and not one of them, so far as I remember, carried + rapier, sword, or dagger." + </p> + <p> + "They gave me no time to see that much," answered Sancho, "for hardly had + I laid hand on my tizona when they signed the cross on my shoulders with + their sticks in such style that they took the sight out of my eyes and the + strength out of my feet, stretching me where I now lie, and where thinking + of whether all those stake-strokes were an indignity or not gives me no + uneasiness, which the pain of the blows does, for they will remain as + deeply impressed on my memory as on my shoulders." + </p> + <p> + "For all that let me tell thee, brother Panza," said Don Quixote, "that + there is no recollection which time does not put an end to, and no pain + which death does not remove." + </p> + <p> + "And what greater misfortune can there be," replied Panza, "than the one + that waits for time to put an end to it and death to remove it? If our + mishap were one of those that are cured with a couple of plasters, it + would not be so bad; but I am beginning to think that all the plasters in + a hospital almost won't be enough to put us right." + </p> + <p> + "No more of that: pluck strength out of weakness, Sancho, as I mean to + do," returned Don Quixote, "and let us see how Rocinante is, for it seems + to me that not the least share of this mishap has fallen to the lot of the + poor beast." + </p> + <p> + "There is nothing wonderful in that," replied Sancho, "since he is a + knight-errant too; what I wonder at is that my beast should have come off + scot-free where we come out scotched." + </p> + <p> + "Fortune always leaves a door open in adversity in order to bring relief + to it," said Don Quixote; "I say so because this little beast may now + supply the want of Rocinante, carrying me hence to some castle where I may + be cured of my wounds. And moreover I shall not hold it any dishonour to + be so mounted, for I remember having read how the good old Silenus, the + tutor and instructor of the gay god of laughter, when he entered the city + of the hundred gates, went very contentedly mounted on a handsome ass." + </p> + <p> + "It may be true that he went mounted as your worship says," answered + Sancho, "but there is a great difference between going mounted and going + slung like a sack of manure." + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote replied, "Wounds received in battle confer honour + instead of taking it away; and so, friend Panza, say no more, but, as I + told thee before, get up as well as thou canst and put me on top of thy + beast in whatever fashion pleases thee best, and let us go hence ere night + come on and surprise us in these wilds." + </p> + <p> + "And yet I have heard your worship say," observed Panza, "that it is very + meet for knights-errant to sleep in wastes and deserts, and that they + esteem it very good fortune." + </p> + <p> + "That is," said Don Quixote, "when they cannot help it, or when they are + in love; and so true is this that there have been knights who have + remained two years on rocks, in sunshine and shade and all the + inclemencies of heaven, without their ladies knowing anything of it; and + one of these was Amadis, when, under the name of Beltenebros, he took up + his abode on the Pena Pobre for—I know not if it was eight years or + eight months, for I am not very sure of the reckoning; at any rate he + stayed there doing penance for I know not what pique the Princess Oriana + had against him; but no more of this now, Sancho, and make haste before a + mishap like Rocinante's befalls the ass." + </p> + <p> + "The very devil would be in it in that case," said Sancho; and letting off + thirty "ohs," and sixty sighs, and a hundred and twenty maledictions and + execrations on whomsoever it was that had brought him there, he raised + himself, stopping half-way bent like a Turkish bow without power to bring + himself upright, but with all his pains he saddled his ass, who too had + gone astray somewhat, yielding to the excessive licence of the day; he + next raised up Rocinante, and as for him, had he possessed a tongue to + complain with, most assuredly neither Sancho nor his master would have + been behind him. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15d" id="c15d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c15d.jpg (329K)" src="images/c15d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c15d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + To be brief, Sancho fixed Don Quixote on the ass and secured Rocinante + with a leading rein, and taking the ass by the halter, he proceeded more + or less in the direction in which it seemed to him the high road might be; + and, as chance was conducting their affairs for them from good to better, + he had not gone a short league when the road came in sight, and on it he + perceived an inn, which to his annoyance and to the delight of Don Quixote + must needs be a castle. Sancho insisted that it was an inn, and his master + that it was not one, but a castle, and the dispute lasted so long that + before the point was settled they had time to reach it, and into it Sancho + entered with all his team without any further controversy. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15e" id="c15e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c15e.jpg (31K)" src="images/c15e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch16" id="ch16"></a>CHAPTER XVI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN WHICH HE TOOK TO BE + A CASTLE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c16a" id="c16a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c16a.jpg (129K)" src="images/c16a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c16a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The innkeeper, seeing Don Quixote slung across the ass, asked Sancho what + was amiss with him. Sancho answered that it was nothing, only that he had + fallen down from a rock and had his ribs a little bruised. The innkeeper + had a wife whose disposition was not such as those of her calling commonly + have, for she was by nature kind-hearted and felt for the sufferings of + her neighbours, so she at once set about tending Don Quixote, and made her + young daughter, a very comely girl, help her in taking care of her guest. + There was besides in the inn, as servant, an Asturian lass with a broad + face, flat poll, and snub nose, blind of one eye and not very sound in the + other. The elegance of her shape, to be sure, made up for all her defects; + she did not measure seven palms from head to foot, and her shoulders, + which overweighted her somewhat, made her contemplate the ground more than + she liked. This graceful lass, then, helped the young girl, and the two + made up a very bad bed for Don Quixote in a garret that showed evident + signs of having formerly served for many years as a straw-loft, in which + there was also quartered a carrier whose bed was placed a little beyond + our Don Quixote's, and, though only made of the pack-saddles and cloths of + his mules, had much the advantage of it, as Don Quixote's consisted simply + of four rough boards on two not very even trestles, a mattress, that for + thinness might have passed for a quilt, full of pellets which, were they + not seen through the rents to be wool, would to the touch have seemed + pebbles in hardness, two sheets made of buckler leather, and a coverlet + the threads of which anyone that chose might have counted without missing + one in the reckoning. + </p> + <p> + On this accursed bed Don Quixote stretched himself, and the hostess and + her daughter soon covered him with plasters from top to toe, while + Maritornes—for that was the name of the Asturian—held the + light for them, and while plastering him, the hostess, observing how full + of wheals Don Quixote was in some places, remarked that this had more the + look of blows than of a fall. + </p> + <p> + It was not blows, Sancho said, but that the rock had many points and + projections, and that each of them had left its mark. "Pray, senora," he + added, "manage to save some tow, as there will be no want of some one to + use it, for my loins too are rather sore." + </p> + <p> + "Then you must have fallen too," said the hostess. + </p> + <p> + "I did not fall," said Sancho Panza, "but from the shock I got at seeing + my master fall, my body aches so that I feel as if I had had a thousand + thwacks." + </p> + <p> + "That may well be," said the young girl, "for it has many a time happened + to me to dream that I was falling down from a tower and never coming to + the ground, and when I awoke from the dream to find myself as weak and + shaken as if I had really fallen." + </p> + <p> + "There is the point, senora," replied Sancho Panza, "that I without + dreaming at all, but being more awake than I am now, find myself with + scarcely less wheals than my master, Don Quixote." + </p> + <p> + "How is the gentleman called?" asked Maritornes the Asturian. + </p> + <p> + "Don Quixote of La Mancha," answered Sancho Panza, "and he is a + knight-adventurer, and one of the best and stoutest that have been seen in + the world this long time past." + </p> + <p> + "What is a knight-adventurer?" said the lass. + </p> + <p> + "Are you so new in the world as not to know?" answered Sancho Panza. + "Well, then, you must know, sister, that a knight-adventurer is a thing + that in two words is seen drubbed and emperor, that is to-day the most + miserable and needy being in the world, and to-morrow will have two or + three crowns of kingdoms to give his squire." + </p> + <p> + "Then how is it," said the hostess, "that belonging to so good a master as + this, you have not, to judge by appearances, even so much as a county?" + </p> + <p> + "It is too soon yet," answered Sancho, "for we have only been a month + going in quest of adventures, and so far we have met with nothing that can + be called one, for it will happen that when one thing is looked for + another thing is found; however, if my master Don Quixote gets well of + this wound, or fall, and I am left none the worse of it, I would not + change my hopes for the best title in Spain." + </p> + <p> + To all this conversation Don Quixote was listening very attentively, and + sitting up in bed as well as he could, and taking the hostess by the hand + he said to her, "Believe me, fair lady, you may call yourself fortunate in + having in this castle of yours sheltered my person, which is such that if + I do not myself praise it, it is because of what is commonly said, that + self-praise debaseth; but my squire will inform you who I am. I only tell + you that I shall preserve for ever inscribed on my memory the service you + have rendered me in order to tender you my gratitude while life shall last + me; and would to Heaven love held me not so enthralled and subject to its + laws and to the eyes of that fair ingrate whom I name between my teeth, + but that those of this lovely damsel might be the masters of my liberty." + </p> + <p> + The hostess, her daughter, and the worthy Maritornes listened in + bewilderment to the words of the knight-errant; for they understood about + as much of them as if he had been talking Greek, though they could + perceive they were all meant for expressions of good-will and + blandishments; and not being accustomed to this kind of language, they + stared at him and wondered to themselves, for he seemed to them a man of a + different sort from those they were used to, and thanking him in pothouse + phrase for his civility they left him, while the Asturian gave her + attention to Sancho, who needed it no less than his master. + </p> + <p> + The carrier had made an arrangement with her for recreation that night, + and she had given him her word that when the guests were quiet and the + family asleep she would come in search of him and meet his wishes + unreservedly. And it is said of this good lass that she never made + promises of the kind without fulfilling them, even though she made them in + a forest and without any witness present, for she plumed herself greatly + on being a lady and held it no disgrace to be in such an employment as + servant in an inn, because, she said, misfortunes and ill-luck had brought + her to that position. The hard, narrow, wretched, rickety bed of Don + Quixote stood first in the middle of this star-lit stable, and close + beside it Sancho made his, which merely consisted of a rush mat and a + blanket that looked as if it was of threadbare canvas rather than of wool. + Next to these two beds was that of the carrier, made up, as has been said, + of the pack-saddles and all the trappings of the two best mules he had, + though there were twelve of them, sleek, plump, and in prime condition, + for he was one of the rich carriers of Arevalo, according to the author of + this history, who particularly mentions this carrier because he knew him + very well, and they even say was in some degree a relation of his; besides + which Cid Hamete Benengeli was a historian of great research and accuracy + in all things, as is very evident since he would not pass over in silence + those that have been already mentioned, however trifling and insignificant + they might be, an example that might be followed by those grave historians + who relate transactions so curtly and briefly that we hardly get a taste + of them, all the substance of the work being left in the inkstand from + carelessness, perverseness, or ignorance. A thousand blessings on the + author of "Tablante de Ricamonte" and that of the other book in which the + deeds of the Conde Tomillas are recounted; with what minuteness they + describe everything! + </p> + <p> + To proceed, then: after having paid a visit to his team and given them + their second feed, the carrier stretched himself on his pack-saddles and + lay waiting for his conscientious Maritornes. Sancho was by this time + plastered and had lain down, and though he strove to sleep the pain of his + ribs would not let him, while Don Quixote with the pain of his had his + eyes as wide open as a hare's. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16b" id="c16b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c16b.jpg (333K)" src="images/c16b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c16b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The inn was all in silence, and in the whole of it there was no light + except that given by a lantern that hung burning in the middle of the + gateway. This strange stillness, and the thoughts, always present to our + knight's mind, of the incidents described at every turn in the books that + were the cause of his misfortune, conjured up to his imagination as + extraordinary a delusion as can well be conceived, which was that he + fancied himself to have reached a famous castle (for, as has been said, + all the inns he lodged in were castles to his eyes), and that the daughter + of the innkeeper was daughter of the lord of the castle, and that she, won + by his high-bred bearing, had fallen in love with him, and had promised to + come to his bed for a while that night without the knowledge of her + parents; and holding all this fantasy that he had constructed as solid + fact, he began to feel uneasy and to consider the perilous risk which his + virtue was about to encounter, and he resolved in his heart to commit no + treason to his lady Dulcinea del Toboso, even though the queen Guinevere + herself and the dame Quintanona should present themselves before him. + </p> + <p> + While he was taken up with these vagaries, then, the time and the hour—an + unlucky one for him—arrived for the Asturian to come, who in her + smock, with bare feet and her hair gathered into a fustian coif, with + noiseless and cautious steps entered the chamber where the three were + quartered, in quest of the carrier; but scarcely had she gained the door + when Don Quixote perceived her, and sitting up in his bed in spite of his + plasters and the pain of his ribs, he stretched out his arms to receive + his beauteous damsel. The Asturian, who went all doubled up and in silence + with her hands before her feeling for her lover, encountered the arms of + Don Quixote, who grasped her tightly by the wrist, and drawing her towards + him, while she dared not utter a word, made her sit down on the bed. He + then felt her smock, and although it was of sackcloth it appeared to him + to be of the finest and softest silk: on her wrists she wore some glass + beads, but to him they had the sheen of precious Orient pearls: her hair, + which in some measure resembled a horse's mane, he rated as threads of the + brightest gold of Araby, whose refulgence dimmed the sun himself: her + breath, which no doubt smelt of yesterday's stale salad, seemed to him to + diffuse a sweet aromatic fragrance from her mouth; and, in short, he drew + her portrait in his imagination with the same features and in the same + style as that which he had seen in his books of the other princesses who, + smitten by love, came with all the adornments that are here set down, to + see the sorely wounded knight; and so great was the poor gentleman's + blindness that neither touch, nor smell, nor anything else about the good + lass that would have made any but a carrier vomit, were enough to + undeceive him; on the contrary, he was persuaded he had the goddess of + beauty in his arms, and holding her firmly in his grasp he went on to say + in low, tender voice: + </p> + <p> + "Would that found myself, lovely and exalted lady, in a position to repay + such a favour as that which you, by the sight of your great beauty, have + granted me; but fortune, which is never weary of persecuting the good, has + chosen to place me upon this bed, where I lie so bruised and broken that + though my inclination would gladly comply with yours it is impossible; + besides, to this impossibility another yet greater is to be added, which + is the faith that I have pledged to the peerless Dulcinea del Toboso, sole + lady of my most secret thoughts; and were it not that this stood in the + way I should not be so insensible a knight as to miss the happy + opportunity which your great goodness has offered me." + </p> + <p> + Maritornes was fretting and sweating at finding herself held so fast by + Don Quixote, and not understanding or heeding the words he addressed to + her, she strove without speaking to free herself. The worthy carrier, + whose unholy thoughts kept him awake, was aware of his doxy the moment she + entered the door, and was listening attentively to all Don Quixote said; + and jealous that the Asturian should have broken her word with him for + another, drew nearer to Don Quixote's bed and stood still to see what + would come of this talk which he could not understand; but when he + perceived the wench struggling to get free and Don Quixote striving to + hold her, not relishing the joke he raised his arm and delivered such a + terrible cuff on the lank jaws of the amorous knight that he bathed all + his mouth in blood, and not content with this he mounted on his ribs and + with his feet tramped all over them at a pace rather smarter than a trot. + The bed which was somewhat crazy and not very firm on its feet, unable to + support the additional weight of the carrier, came to the ground, and at + the mighty crash of this the innkeeper awoke and at once concluded that it + must be some brawl of Maritornes', because after calling loudly to her he + got no answer. With this suspicion he got up, and lighting a lamp hastened + to the quarter where he had heard the disturbance. The wench, seeing that + her master was coming and knowing that his temper was terrible, frightened + and panic-stricken made for the bed of Sancho Panza, who still slept, and + crouching upon it made a ball of herself. + </p> + <p> + The innkeeper came in exclaiming, "Where art thou, strumpet? Of course + this is some of thy work." At this Sancho awoke, and feeling this mass + almost on top of him fancied he had the nightmare and began to distribute + fisticuffs all round, of which a certain share fell upon Maritornes, who, + irritated by the pain and flinging modesty aside, paid back so many in + return to Sancho that she woke him up in spite of himself. He then, + finding himself so handled, by whom he knew not, raising himself up as + well as he could, grappled with Maritornes, and he and she between them + began the bitterest and drollest scrimmage in the world. The carrier, + however, perceiving by the light of the innkeeper candle how it fared with + his ladylove, quitting Don Quixote, ran to bring her the help she needed; + and the innkeeper did the same but with a different intention, for his was + to chastise the lass, as he believed that beyond a doubt she alone was the + cause of all the harmony. And so, as the saying is, cat to rat, rat to + rope, rope to stick, the carrier pounded Sancho, Sancho the lass, she him, + and the innkeeper her, and all worked away so briskly that they did not + give themselves a moment's rest; and the best of it was that the + innkeeper's lamp went out, and as they were left in the dark they all laid + on one upon the other in a mass so unmercifully that there was not a sound + spot left where a hand could light. + </p> + <p> + It so happened that there was lodging that night in the inn a caudrillero + of what they call the Old Holy Brotherhood of Toledo, who, also hearing + the extraordinary noise of the conflict, seized his staff and the tin case + with his warrants, and made his way in the dark into the room crying: + "Hold! in the name of the Jurisdiction! Hold! in the name of the Holy + Brotherhood!" + </p> + <p> + The first that he came upon was the pummelled Don Quixote, who lay + stretched senseless on his back upon his broken-down bed, and, his hand + falling on the beard as he felt about, he continued to cry, "Help for the + Jurisdiction!" but perceiving that he whom he had laid hold of did not + move or stir, he concluded that he was dead and that those in the room + were his murderers, and with this suspicion he raised his voice still + higher, calling out, "Shut the inn gate; see that no one goes out; they + have killed a man here!" This cry startled them all, and each dropped the + contest at the point at which the voice reached him. The innkeeper + retreated to his room, the carrier to his pack-saddles, the lass to her + crib; the unlucky Don Quixote and Sancho alone were unable to move from + where they were. The cuadrillero on this let go Don Quixote's beard, and + went out to look for a light to search for and apprehend the culprits; but + not finding one, as the innkeeper had purposely extinguished the lantern + on retreating to his room, he was compelled to have recourse to the + hearth, where after much time and trouble he lit another lamp. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16e" id="c16e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c16e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c16e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch17" id="ch17"></a>CHAPTER XVII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE DON + QUIXOTE AND HIS GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA ENDURED IN THE INN, WHICH TO HIS + MISFORTUNE HE TOOK TO BE A CASTLE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c17a" id="c17a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c17a.jpg (87K)" src="images/c17a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c17a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + By this time Don Quixote had recovered from his swoon; and in the same + tone of voice in which he had called to his squire the day before when he + lay stretched "in the vale of the stakes," he began calling to him now, + "Sancho, my friend, art thou asleep? sleepest thou, friend Sancho?" + </p> + <p> + "How can I sleep, curses on it!" returned Sancho discontentedly and + bitterly, "when it is plain that all the devils have been at me this + night?" + </p> + <p> + "Thou mayest well believe that," answered Don Quixote, "because, either I + know little, or this castle is enchanted, for thou must know—but + this that I am now about to tell thee thou must swear to keep secret until + after my death." + </p> + <p> + "I swear it," answered Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "I say so," continued Don Quixote, "because I hate taking away anyone's + good name." + </p> + <p> + "I say," replied Sancho, "that I swear to hold my tongue about it till the + end of your worship's days, and God grant I may be able to let it out + tomorrow." + </p> + <p> + "Do I do thee such injuries, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "that thou wouldst + see me dead so soon?" + </p> + <p> + "It is not for that," replied Sancho, "but because I hate keeping things + long, and I don't want them to grow rotten with me from over-keeping." + </p> + <p> + "At any rate," said Don Quixote, "I have more confidence in thy affection + and good nature; and so I would have thee know that this night there + befell me one of the strangest adventures that I could describe, and to + relate it to thee briefly thou must know that a little while ago the + daughter of the lord of this castle came to me, and that she is the most + elegant and beautiful damsel that could be found in the wide world. What I + could tell thee of the charms of her person! of her lively wit! of other + secret matters which, to preserve the fealty I owe to my lady Dulcinea del + Toboso, I shall pass over unnoticed and in silence! I will only tell thee + that, either fate being envious of so great a boon placed in my hands by + good fortune, or perhaps (and this is more probable) this castle being, as + I have already said, enchanted, at the time when I was engaged in the + sweetest and most amorous discourse with her, there came, without my + seeing or knowing whence it came, a hand attached to some arm of some huge + giant, that planted such a cuff on my jaws that I have them all bathed in + blood, and then pummelled me in such a way that I am in a worse plight + than yesterday when the carriers, on account of Rocinante's misbehaviour, + inflicted on us the injury thou knowest of; whence conjecture that there + must be some enchanted Moor guarding the treasure of this damsel's beauty, + and that it is not for me." + </p> + <p> + "Not for me either," said Sancho, "for more than four hundred Moors have + so thrashed me that the drubbing of the stakes was cakes and fancy-bread + to it. But tell me, senor, what do you call this excellent and rare + adventure that has left us as we are left now? Though your worship was not + so badly off, having in your arms that incomparable beauty you spoke of; + but I, what did I have, except the heaviest whacks I think I had in all my + life? Unlucky me and the mother that bore me! for I am not a knight-errant + and never expect to be one, and of all the mishaps, the greater part falls + to my share." + </p> + <p> + "Then thou hast been thrashed too?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Didn't I say so? worse luck to my line!" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Be not distressed, friend," said Don Quixote, "for I will now make the + precious balsam with which we shall cure ourselves in the twinkling of an + eye." + </p> + <p> + By this time the cuadrillero had succeeded in lighting the lamp, and came + in to see the man that he thought had been killed; and as Sancho caught + sight of him at the door, seeing him coming in his shirt, with a cloth on + his head, and a lamp in his hand, and a very forbidding countenance, he + said to his master, "Senor, can it be that this is the enchanted Moor + coming back to give us more castigation if there be anything still left in + the ink-bottle?" + </p> + <p> + "It cannot be the Moor," answered Don Quixote, "for those under + enchantment do not let themselves be seen by anyone." + </p> + <p> + "If they don't let themselves be seen, they let themselves be felt," said + Sancho; "if not, let my shoulders speak to the point." + </p> + <p> + "Mine could speak too," said Don Quixote, "but that is not a sufficient + reason for believing that what we see is the enchanted Moor." + </p> + <p> + The officer came up, and finding them engaged in such a peaceful + conversation, stood amazed; though Don Quixote, to be sure, still lay on + his back unable to move from pure pummelling and plasters. The officer + turned to him and said, "Well, how goes it, good man?" + </p> + <p> + "I would speak more politely if I were you," replied Don Quixote; "is it + the way of this country to address knights-errant in that style, you + booby?" + </p> + <p> + The cuadrillero finding himself so disrespectfully treated by such a + sorry-looking individual, lost his temper, and raising the lamp full of + oil, smote Don Quixote such a blow with it on the head that he gave him a + badly broken pate; then, all being in darkness, he went out, and Sancho + Panza said, "That is certainly the enchanted Moor, Senor, and he keeps the + treasure for others, and for us only the cuffs and lamp-whacks." + </p> + <p> + "That is the truth," answered Don Quixote, "and there is no use in + troubling oneself about these matters of enchantment or being angry or + vexed at them, for as they are invisible and visionary we shall find no + one on whom to avenge ourselves, do what we may; rise, Sancho, if thou + canst, and call the alcaide of this fortress, and get him to give me a + little oil, wine, salt, and rosemary to make the salutiferous balsam, for + indeed I believe I have great need of it now, because I am losing much + blood from the wound that phantom gave me." + </p> + <p> + Sancho got up with pain enough in his bones, and went after the innkeeper + in the dark, and meeting the officer, who was looking to see what had + become of his enemy, he said to him, "Senor, whoever you are, do us the + favour and kindness to give us a little rosemary, oil, salt, and wine, for + it is wanted to cure one of the best knights-errant on earth, who lies on + yonder bed wounded by the hands of the enchanted Moor that is in this + inn." + </p> + <p> + When the officer heard him talk in this way, he took him for a man out of + his senses, and as day was now beginning to break, he opened the inn gate, + and calling the host, he told him what this good man wanted. The host + furnished him with what he required, and Sancho brought it to Don Quixote, + who, with his hand to his head, was bewailing the pain of the blow of the + lamp, which had done him no more harm than raising a couple of rather + large lumps, and what he fancied blood was only the sweat that flowed from + him in his sufferings during the late storm. To be brief, he took the + materials, of which he made a compound, mixing them all and boiling them a + good while until it seemed to him they had come to perfection. He then + asked for some vial to pour it into, and as there was not one in the inn, + he decided on putting it into a tin oil-bottle or flask of which the host + made him a free gift; and over the flask he repeated more than eighty + paternosters and as many more ave-marias, salves, and credos, accompanying + each word with a cross by way of benediction, at all which there were + present Sancho, the innkeeper, and the cuadrillero; for the carrier was + now peacefully engaged in attending to the comfort of his mules. + </p> + <p> + This being accomplished, he felt anxious to make trial himself, on the + spot, of the virtue of this precious balsam, as he considered it, and so + he drank near a quart of what could not be put into the flask and remained + in the pigskin in which it had been boiled; but scarcely had he done + drinking when he began to vomit in such a way that nothing was left in his + stomach, and with the pangs and spasms of vomiting he broke into a profuse + sweat, on account of which he bade them cover him up and leave him alone. + They did so, and he lay sleeping more than three hours, at the end of + which he awoke and felt very great bodily relief and so much ease from his + bruises that he thought himself quite cured, and verily believed he had + hit upon the balsam of Fierabras; and that with this remedy he might + thenceforward, without any fear, face any kind of destruction, battle, or + combat, however perilous it might be. + </p> + <p> + Sancho Panza, who also regarded the amendment of his master as miraculous, + begged him to give him what was left in the pigskin, which was no small + quantity. Don Quixote consented, and he, taking it with both hands, in + good faith and with a better will, gulped down and drained off very little + less than his master. But the fact is, that the stomach of poor Sancho was + of necessity not so delicate as that of his master, and so, before + vomiting, he was seized with such gripings and retchings, and such sweats + and faintness, that verily and truly he believed his last hour had come, + and finding himself so racked and tormented he cursed the balsam and the + thief that had given it to him. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote seeing him in this state said, "It is my belief, Sancho, that + this mischief comes of thy not being dubbed a knight, for I am persuaded + this liquor cannot be good for those who are not so." + </p> + <p> + "If your worship knew that," returned Sancho—"woe betide me and all + my kindred!—why did you let me taste it?" + </p> + <p> + At this moment the draught took effect, and the poor squire began to + discharge both ways at such a rate that the rush mat on which he had + thrown himself and the canvas blanket he had covering him were fit for + nothing afterwards. He sweated and perspired with such paroxysms and + convulsions that not only he himself but all present thought his end had + come. This tempest and tribulation lasted about two hours, at the end of + which he was left, not like his master, but so weak and exhausted that he + could not stand. Don Quixote, however, who, as has been said, felt himself + relieved and well, was eager to take his departure at once in quest of + adventures, as it seemed to him that all the time he loitered there was a + fraud upon the world and those in it who stood in need of his help and + protection, all the more when he had the security and confidence his + balsam afforded him; and so, urged by this impulse, he saddled Rocinante + himself and put the pack-saddle on his squire's beast, whom likewise he + helped to dress and mount the ass; after which he mounted his horse and + turning to a corner of the inn he laid hold of a pike that stood there, to + serve him by way of a lance. All that were in the inn, who were more than + twenty persons, stood watching him; the innkeeper's daughter was likewise + observing him, and he too never took his eyes off her, and from time to + time fetched a sigh that he seemed to pluck up from the depths of his + bowels; but they all thought it must be from the pain he felt in his ribs; + at any rate they who had seen him plastered the night before thought so. + </p> + <p> + As soon as they were both mounted, at the gate of the inn, he called to + the host and said in a very grave and measured voice, "Many and great are + the favours, Senor Alcaide, that I have received in this castle of yours, + and I remain under the deepest obligation to be grateful to you for them + all the days of my life; if I can repay them in avenging you of any + arrogant foe who may have wronged you, know that my calling is no other + than to aid the weak, to avenge those who suffer wrong, and to chastise + perfidy. Search your memory, and if you find anything of this kind you + need only tell me of it, and I promise you by the order of knighthood + which I have received to procure you satisfaction and reparation to the + utmost of your desire." + </p> + <p> + The innkeeper replied to him with equal calmness, "Sir Knight, I do not + want your worship to avenge me of any wrong, because when any is done me I + can take what vengeance seems good to me; the only thing I want is that + you pay me the score that you have run up in the inn last night, as well + for the straw and barley for your two beasts, as for supper and beds." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16c" id="c16c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c16c.jpg (326K)" src="images/c16c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c16c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Then this is an inn?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "And a very respectable one," said the innkeeper. + </p> + <p> + "I have been under a mistake all this time," answered Don Quixote, "for in + truth I thought it was a castle, and not a bad one; but since it appears + that it is not a castle but an inn, all that can be done now is that you + should excuse the payment, for I cannot contravene the rule of + knights-errant, of whom I know as a fact (and up to the present I have + read nothing to the contrary) that they never paid for lodging or anything + else in the inn where they might be; for any hospitality that might be + offered them is their due by law and right in return for the insufferable + toil they endure in seeking adventures by night and by day, in summer and + in winter, on foot and on horseback, in hunger and thirst, cold and heat, + exposed to all the inclemencies of heaven and all the hardships of earth." + </p> + <p> + "I have little to do with that," replied the innkeeper; "pay me what you + owe me, and let us have no more talk of chivalry, for all I care about is + to get my money." + </p> + <p> + "You are a stupid, scurvy innkeeper," said Don Quixote, and putting spurs + to Rocinante and bringing his pike to the slope he rode out of the inn + before anyone could stop him, and pushed on some distance without looking + to see if his squire was following him. + </p> + <p> + The innkeeper when he saw him go without paying him ran to get payment of + Sancho, who said that as his master would not pay neither would he, + because, being as he was squire to a knight-errant, the same rule and + reason held good for him as for his master with regard to not paying + anything in inns and hostelries. At this the innkeeper waxed very wroth, + and threatened if he did not pay to compel him in a way that he would not + like. To which Sancho made answer that by the law of chivalry his master + had received he would not pay a rap, though it cost him his life; for the + excellent and ancient usage of knights-errant was not going to be violated + by him, nor should the squires of such as were yet to come into the world + ever complain of him or reproach him with breaking so just a privilege. + </p> + <p> + The ill-luck of the unfortunate Sancho so ordered it that among the + company in the inn there were four woolcarders from Segovia, three + needle-makers from the Colt of Cordova, and two lodgers from the Fair of + Seville, lively fellows, tender-hearted, fond of a joke, and playful, who, + almost as if instigated and moved by a common impulse, made up to Sancho + and dismounted him from his ass, while one of them went in for the blanket + of the host's bed; but on flinging him into it they looked up, and seeing + that the ceiling was somewhat lower than what they required for their work, + they decided upon going out into the yard, which was bounded by the sky, + and there, putting Sancho in the middle of the blanket, they began to + raise him high, making sport with him as they would with a dog at + Shrovetide. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16d" id="c16d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c16d.jpg (285K)" src="images/c16d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c16d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The cries of the poor blanketed wretch were so loud that they reached the + ears of his master, who, halting to listen attentively, was persuaded that + some new adventure was coming, until he clearly perceived that it was his + squire who uttered them. Wheeling about he came up to the inn with a + laborious gallop, and finding it shut went round it to see if he could + find some way of getting in; but as soon as he came to the wall of the + yard, which was not very high, he discovered the game that was being + played with his squire. He saw him rising and falling in the air with such + grace and nimbleness that, had his rage allowed him, it is my belief he + would have laughed. He tried to climb from his horse on to the top of the + wall, but he was so bruised and battered that he could not even dismount; + and so from the back of his horse he began to utter such maledictions and + objurgations against those who were blanketing Sancho as it would be + impossible to write down accurately: they, however, did not stay their + laughter or their work for this, nor did the flying Sancho cease his + lamentations, mingled now with threats, now with entreaties but all to + little purpose, or none at all, until from pure weariness they left off. + They then brought him his ass, and mounting him on top of it they put his + jacket round him; and the compassionate Maritornes, seeing him so + exhausted, thought fit to refresh him with a jug of water, and that it + might be all the cooler she fetched it from the well. Sancho took it, and + as he was raising it to his mouth he was stopped by the cries of his + master exclaiming, "Sancho, my son, drink not water; drink it not, my son, + for it will kill thee; see, here I have the blessed balsam (and he held up + the flask of liquor), and with drinking two drops of it thou wilt + certainly be restored." + </p> + <p> + At these words Sancho turned his eyes asquint, and in a still louder voice + said, "Can it be your worship has forgotten that I am not a knight, or do + you want me to end by vomiting up what bowels I have left after last + night? Keep your liquor in the name of all the devils, and leave me to + myself!" and at one and the same instant he left off talking and began + drinking; but as at the first sup he perceived it was water he did not + care to go on with it, and begged Maritornes to fetch him some wine, which + she did with right good will, and paid for it with her own money; for + indeed they say of her that, though she was in that line of life, there + was some faint and distant resemblance to a Christian about her. When + Sancho had done drinking he dug his heels into his ass, and the gate of + the inn being thrown open he passed out very well pleased at having paid + nothing and carried his point, though it had been at the expense of his + usual sureties, his shoulders. It is true that the innkeeper detained his + alforjas in payment of what was owing to him, but Sancho took his + departure in such a flurry that he never missed them. The innkeeper, as + soon as he saw him off, wanted to bar the gate close, but the blanketers + would not agree to it, for they were fellows who would not have cared two + farthings for Don Quixote, even had he been really one of the + knights-errant of the Round Table. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c17e" id="c17e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c17e.jpg (47K)" src="images/c17e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch18" id="ch18"></a>CHAPTER XVIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER, DON + QUIXOTE, AND OTHER ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c18a" id="c18a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c18a.jpg (79K)" src="images/c18a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c18a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Sancho reached his master so limp and faint that he could not urge on his + beast. When Don Quixote saw the state he was in he said, "I have now come + to the conclusion, good Sancho, that this castle or inn is beyond a doubt + enchanted, because those who have so atrociously diverted themselves with + thee, what can they be but phantoms or beings of another world? and I hold + this confirmed by having noticed that when I was by the wall of the yard + witnessing the acts of thy sad tragedy, it was out of my power to mount + upon it, nor could I even dismount from Rocinante, because they no doubt + had me enchanted; for I swear to thee by the faith of what I am that if I + had been able to climb up or dismount, I would have avenged thee in such a + way that those braggart thieves would have remembered their freak for + ever, even though in so doing I knew that I contravened the laws of + chivalry, which, as I have often told thee, do not permit a knight to lay + hands on him who is not one, save in case of urgent and great necessity in + defence of his own life and person." + </p> + <p> + "I would have avenged myself too if I could," said Sancho, "whether I had + been dubbed knight or not, but I could not; though for my part I am + persuaded those who amused themselves with me were not phantoms or + enchanted men, as your worship says, but men of flesh and bone like + ourselves; and they all had their names, for I heard them name them when + they were tossing me, and one was called Pedro Martinez, and another + Tenorio Hernandez, and the innkeeper, I heard, was called Juan Palomeque + the Left-handed; so that, senor, your not being able to leap over the wall + of the yard or dismount from your horse came of something else besides + enchantments; and what I make out clearly from all this is, that these + adventures we go seeking will in the end lead us into such misadventures + that we shall not know which is our right foot; and that the best and + wisest thing, according to my small wits, would be for us to return home, + now that it is harvest-time, and attend to our business, and give over + wandering from Zeca to Mecca and from pail to bucket, as the saying is." + </p> + <p> + "How little thou knowest about chivalry, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; + "hold thy peace and have patience; the day will come when thou shalt see + with thine own eyes what an honourable thing it is to wander in the + pursuit of this calling; nay, tell me, what greater pleasure can there be + in the world, or what delight can equal that of winning a battle, and + triumphing over one's enemy? None, beyond all doubt." + </p> + <p> + "Very likely," answered Sancho, "though I do not know it; all I know is + that since we have been knights-errant, or since your worship has been one + (for I have no right to reckon myself one of so honourable a number) we + have never won any battle except the one with the Biscayan, and even out + of that your worship came with half an ear and half a helmet the less; and + from that till now it has been all cudgellings and more cudgellings, cuffs + and more cuffs, I getting the blanketing over and above, and falling in + with enchanted persons on whom I cannot avenge myself so as to know what + the delight, as your worship calls it, of conquering an enemy is like." + </p> + <p> + "That is what vexes me, and what ought to vex thee, Sancho," replied Don + Quixote; "but henceforward I will endeavour to have at hand some sword + made by such craft that no kind of enchantments can take effect upon him + who carries it, and it is even possible that fortune may procure for me + that which belonged to Amadis when he was called 'The Knight of the + Burning Sword,' which was one of the best swords that ever knight in the + world possessed, for, besides having the said virtue, it cut like a razor, + and there was no armour, however strong and enchanted it might be, that + could resist it." + </p> + <p> + "Such is my luck," said Sancho, "that even if that happened and your + worship found some such sword, it would, like the balsam, turn out + serviceable and good for dubbed knights only, and as for the squires, they + might sup sorrow." + </p> + <p> + "Fear not that, Sancho," said Don Quixote: "Heaven will deal better by + thee." + </p> + <p> + Thus talking, Don Quixote and his squire were going along, when, on the + road they were following, Don Quixote perceived approaching them a large + and thick cloud of dust, on seeing which he turned to Sancho and said: + </p> + <p> + "This is the day, Sancho, on which will be seen the boon my fortune is + reserving for me; this, I say, is the day on which as much as on any other + shall be displayed the might of my arm, and on which I shall do deeds that + shall remain written in the book of fame for all ages to come. Seest thou + that cloud of dust which rises yonder? Well, then, all that is churned up + by a vast army composed of various and countless nations that comes + marching there." + </p> + <p> + "According to that there must be two," said Sancho, "for on this opposite + side also there rises just such another cloud of dust." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote turned to look and found that it was true, and rejoicing + exceedingly, he concluded that they were two armies about to engage and + encounter in the midst of that broad plain; for at all times and seasons + his fancy was full of the battles, enchantments, adventures, crazy feats, + loves, and defiances that are recorded in the books of chivalry, and + everything he said, thought, or did had reference to such things. Now the + cloud of dust he had seen was raised by two great droves of sheep coming + along the same road in opposite directions, which, because of the dust, + did not become visible until they drew near, but Don Quixote asserted so + positively that they were armies that Sancho was led to believe it and + say, "Well, and what are we to do, senor?" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c17b" id="c17b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c17b.jpg (339K)" src="images/c17b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c17b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "What?" said Don Quixote: "give aid and assistance to the weak and those + who need it; and thou must know, Sancho, that this which comes opposite to + us is conducted and led by the mighty emperor Alifanfaron, lord of the + great isle of Trapobana; this other that marches behind me is that of his + enemy the king of the Garamantas, Pentapolin of the Bare Arm, for he + always goes into battle with his right arm bare." + </p> + <p> + "But why are these two lords such enemies?" + </p> + <p> + "They are at enmity," replied Don Quixote, "because this Alifanfaron is a + furious pagan and is in love with the daughter of Pentapolin, who is a + very beautiful and moreover gracious lady, and a Christian, and her father + is unwilling to bestow her upon the pagan king unless he first abandons + the religion of his false prophet Mahomet, and adopts his own." + </p> + <p> + "By my beard," said Sancho, "but Pentapolin does quite right, and I will + help him as much as I can." + </p> + <p> + "In that thou wilt do what is thy duty, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "for to + engage in battles of this sort it is not requisite to be a dubbed knight." + </p> + <p> + "That I can well understand," answered Sancho; "but where shall we put + this ass where we may be sure to find him after the fray is over? for I + believe it has not been the custom so far to go into battle on a beast of + this kind." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Don Quixote, "and what you had best do with him is to + leave him to take his chance whether he be lost or not, for the horses we + shall have when we come out victors will be so many that even Rocinante + will run a risk of being changed for another. But attend to me and + observe, for I wish to give thee some account of the chief knights who + accompany these two armies; and that thou mayest the better see and mark, + let us withdraw to that hillock which rises yonder, whence both armies may + be seen." + </p> + <p> + They did so, and placed themselves on a rising ground from which the two + droves that Don Quixote made armies of might have been plainly seen if the + clouds of dust they raised had not obscured them and blinded the sight; + nevertheless, seeing in his imagination what he did not see and what did + not exist, he began thus in a loud voice: + </p> + <p> + "That knight whom thou seest yonder in yellow armour, who bears upon his + shield a lion crowned crouching at the feet of a damsel, is the valiant + Laurcalco, lord of the Silver Bridge; that one in armour with flowers of + gold, who bears on his shield three crowns argent on an azure field, is + the dreaded Micocolembo, grand duke of Quirocia; that other of gigantic + frame, on his right hand, is the ever dauntless Brandabarbaran de Boliche, + lord of the three Arabias, who for armour wears that serpent skin, and has + for shield a gate which, according to tradition, is one of those of the + temple that Samson brought to the ground when by his death he revenged + himself upon his enemies. But turn thine eyes to the other side, and thou + shalt see in front and in the van of this other army the ever victorious + and never vanquished Timonel of Carcajona, prince of New Biscay, who comes + in armour with arms quartered azure, vert, white, and yellow, and bears on + his shield a cat or on a field tawny with a motto which says Miau, which + is the beginning of the name of his lady, who according to report is the + peerless Miaulina, daughter of the duke Alfeniquen of the Algarve; the + other, who burdens and presses the loins of that powerful charger and + bears arms white as snow and a shield blank and without any device, is a + novice knight, a Frenchman by birth, Pierres Papin by name, lord of the + baronies of Utrique; that other, who with iron-shod heels strikes the + flanks of that nimble parti-coloured zebra, and for arms bears azure vair, + is the mighty duke of Nerbia, Espartafilardo del Bosque, who bears for + device on his shield an asparagus plant with a motto in Castilian that + says, Rastrea mi suerte." And so he went on naming a number of knights of + one squadron or the other out of his imagination, and to all he assigned + off-hand their arms, colours, devices, and mottoes, carried away by the + illusions of his unheard-of craze; and without a pause, he continued, + "People of divers nations compose this squadron in front; here are those + that drink of the sweet waters of the famous Xanthus, those that scour the + woody Massilian plains, those that sift the pure fine gold of Arabia + Felix, those that enjoy the famed cool banks of the crystal Thermodon, + those that in many and various ways divert the streams of the golden + Pactolus, the Numidians, faithless in their promises, the Persians + renowned in archery, the Parthians and the Medes that fight as they fly, + the Arabs that ever shift their dwellings, the Scythians as cruel as they + are fair, the Ethiopians with pierced lips, and an infinity of other + nations whose features I recognise and descry, though I cannot recall + their names. In this other squadron there come those that drink of the + crystal streams of the olive-bearing Betis, those that make smooth their + countenances with the water of the ever rich and golden Tagus, those that + rejoice in the fertilising flow of the divine Genil, those that roam the + Tartesian plains abounding in pasture, those that take their pleasure in + the Elysian meadows of Jerez, the rich Manchegans crowned with ruddy ears + of corn, the wearers of iron, old relics of the Gothic race, those that + bathe in the Pisuerga renowned for its gentle current, those that feed + their herds along the spreading pastures of the winding Guadiana famed for + its hidden course, those that tremble with the cold of the pineclad + Pyrenees or the dazzling snows of the lofty Apennine; in a word, as many + as all Europe includes and contains." + </p> + <p> + Good God! what a number of countries and nations he named! giving to each + its proper attributes with marvellous readiness; brimful and saturated + with what he had read in his lying books! Sancho Panza hung upon his words + without speaking, and from time to time turned to try if he could see the + knights and giants his master was describing, and as he could not make out + one of them he said to him: + </p> + <p> + "Senor, devil take it if there's a sign of any man you talk of, knight or + giant, in the whole thing; maybe it's all enchantment, like the phantoms + last night." + </p> + <p> + "How canst thou say that!" answered Don Quixote; "dost thou not hear the + neighing of the steeds, the braying of the trumpets, the roll of the + drums?" + </p> + <p> + "I hear nothing but a great bleating of ewes and sheep," said Sancho; + which was true, for by this time the two flocks had come close. + </p> + <p> + "The fear thou art in, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "prevents thee from + seeing or hearing correctly, for one of the effects of fear is to derange + the senses and make things appear different from what they are; if thou + art in such fear, withdraw to one side and leave me to myself, for alone I + suffice to bring victory to that side to which I shall give my aid;" and + so saying he gave Rocinante the spur, and putting the lance in rest, shot + down the slope like a thunderbolt. Sancho shouted after him, crying, "Come + back, Senor Don Quixote; I vow to God they are sheep and ewes you are + charging! Come back! Unlucky the father that begot me! what madness is + this! Look, there is no giant, nor knight, nor cats, nor arms, nor shields + quartered or whole, nor vair azure or bedevilled. What are you about? + Sinner that I am before God!" But not for all these entreaties did Don + Quixote turn back; on the contrary he went on shouting out, "Ho, knights, + ye who follow and fight under the banners of the valiant emperor + Pentapolin of the Bare Arm, follow me all; ye shall see how easily I shall + give him his revenge over his enemy Alifanfaron of the Trapobana." + </p> + <p> + So saying, he dashed into the midst of the squadron of ewes, and began + spearing them with as much spirit and intrepidity as if he were + transfixing mortal enemies in earnest. The shepherds and drovers + accompanying the flock shouted to him to desist; seeing it was no use, + they ungirt their slings and began to salute his ears with stones as big + as one's fist. Don Quixote gave no heed to the stones, but, letting drive + right and left kept saying: + </p> + <p> + "Where art thou, proud Alifanfaron? Come before me; I am a single knight + who would fain prove thy prowess hand to hand, and make thee yield thy + life a penalty for the wrong thou dost to the valiant Pentapolin + Garamanta." Here came a sugar-plum from the brook that struck him on the + side and buried a couple of ribs in his body. Feeling himself so smitten, + he imagined himself slain or badly wounded for certain, and recollecting + his liquor he drew out his flask, and putting it to his mouth began to + pour the contents into his stomach; but ere he had succeeded in swallowing + what seemed to him enough, there came another almond which struck him on + the hand and on the flask so fairly that it smashed it to pieces, knocking + three or four teeth and grinders out of his mouth in its course, and + sorely crushing two fingers of his hand. Such was the force of the first + blow and of the second, that the poor knight in spite of himself came down + backwards off his horse. The shepherds came up, and felt sure they had + killed him; so in all haste they collected their flock together, took up + the dead beasts, of which there were more than seven, and made off without + waiting to ascertain anything further. + </p> + <p> + All this time Sancho stood on the hill watching the crazy feats his master + was performing, and tearing his beard and cursing the hour and the + occasion when fortune had made him acquainted with him. Seeing him, then, + brought to the ground, and that the shepherds had taken themselves off, he + ran to him and found him in very bad case, though not unconscious; and + said he: + </p> + <p> + "Did I not tell you to come back, Senor Don Quixote; and that what you + were going to attack were not armies but droves of sheep?" + </p> + <p> + "That's how that thief of a sage, my enemy, can alter and falsify things," + answered Don Quixote; "thou must know, Sancho, that it is a very easy + matter for those of his sort to make us believe what they choose; and this + malignant being who persecutes me, envious of the glory he knew I was to + win in this battle, has turned the squadrons of the enemy into droves of + sheep. At any rate, do this much, I beg of thee, Sancho, to undeceive + thyself, and see that what I say is true; mount thy ass and follow them + quietly, and thou shalt see that when they have gone some little distance + from this they will return to their original shape and, ceasing to be + sheep, become men in all respects as I described them to thee at first. + But go not just yet, for I want thy help and assistance; come hither, and + see how many of my teeth and grinders are missing, for I feel as if there + was not one left in my mouth." + </p> + <p> + Sancho came so close that he almost put his eyes into his mouth; now just + at that moment the balsam had acted on the stomach of Don Quixote, so, at + the very instant when Sancho came to examine his mouth, he discharged all + its contents with more force than a musket, and full into the beard of the + compassionate squire. + </p> + <p> + "Holy Mary!" cried Sancho, "what is this that has happened me? Clearly + this sinner is mortally wounded, as he vomits blood from the mouth;" but + considering the matter a little more closely he perceived by the colour, + taste, and smell, that it was not blood but the balsam from the flask + which he had seen him drink; and he was taken with such a loathing that + his stomach turned, and he vomited up his inside over his very master, and + both were left in a precious state. Sancho ran to his ass to get something + wherewith to clean himself, and relieve his master, out of his alforjas; + but not finding them, he well-nigh took leave of his senses, and cursed + himself anew, and in his heart resolved to quit his master and return + home, even though he forfeited the wages of his service and all hopes of + the promised island. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote now rose, and putting his left hand to his mouth to keep his + teeth from falling out altogether, with the other he laid hold of the + bridle of Rocinante, who had never stirred from his master's side—so + loyal and well-behaved was he—and betook himself to where the squire + stood leaning over his ass with his hand to his cheek, like one in deep + dejection. Seeing him in this mood, looking so sad, Don Quixote said to + him: + </p> + <p> + "Bear in mind, Sancho, that one man is no more than another, unless he + does more than another; all these tempests that fall upon us are signs + that fair weather is coming shortly, and that things will go well with us, + for it is impossible for good or evil to last for ever; and hence it + follows that the evil having lasted long, the good must be now nigh at + hand; so thou must not distress thyself at the misfortunes which happen to + me, since thou hast no share in them." + </p> + <p> + "How have I not?" replied Sancho; "was he whom they blanketed yesterday + perchance any other than my father's son? and the alforjas that are + missing to-day with all my treasures, did they belong to any other but + myself?" + </p> + <p> + "What! are the alforjas missing, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Yes, they are missing," answered Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "In that case we have nothing to eat to-day," replied Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "It would be so," answered Sancho, "if there were none of the herbs your + worship says you know in these meadows, those with which knights-errant as + unlucky as your worship are wont to supply such-like shortcomings." + </p> + <p> + "For all that," answered Don Quixote, "I would rather have just now a + quarter of bread, or a loaf and a couple of pilchards' heads, than all the + herbs described by Dioscorides, even with Doctor Laguna's notes. + Nevertheless, Sancho the Good, mount thy beast and come along with me, for + God, who provides for all things, will not fail us (more especially when + we are so active in his service as we are), since he fails not the midges + of the air, nor the grubs of the earth, nor the tadpoles of the water, and + is so merciful that he maketh his sun to rise on the good and on the evil, + and sendeth rain on the unjust and on the just." + </p> + <p> + "Your worship would make a better preacher than knight-errant," said + Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Knights-errant knew and ought to know everything, Sancho," said Don + Quixote; "for there were knights-errant in former times as well qualified + to deliver a sermon or discourse in the middle of an encampment, as if + they had graduated in the University of Paris; whereby we may see that the + lance has never blunted the pen, nor the pen the lance." + </p> + <p> + "Well, be it as your worship says," replied Sancho; "let us be off now and + find some place of shelter for the night, and God grant it may be + somewhere where there are no blankets, nor blanketeers, nor phantoms, nor + enchanted Moors; for if there are, may the devil take the whole concern." + </p> + <p> + "Ask that of God, my son," said Don Quixote; and do thou lead on where + thou wilt, for this time I leave our lodging to thy choice; but reach me + here thy hand, and feel with thy finger, and find out how many of my teeth + and grinders are missing from this right side of the upper jaw, for it is + there I feel the pain." + </p> + <p> + Sancho put in his fingers, and feeling about asked him, "How many grinders + used your worship have on this side?" + </p> + <p> + "Four," replied Don Quixote, "besides the back-tooth, all whole and quite + sound." + </p> + <p> + "Mind what you are saying, senor." + </p> + <p> + "I say four, if not five," answered Don Quixote, "for never in my life + have I had tooth or grinder drawn, nor has any fallen out or been + destroyed by any decay or rheum." + </p> + <p> + "Well, then," said Sancho, "in this lower side your worship has no more + than two grinders and a half, and in the upper neither a half nor any at + all, for it is all as smooth as the palm of my hand." + </p> + <p> + "Luckless that I am!" said Don Quixote, hearing the sad news his squire + gave him; "I had rather they despoiled me of an arm, so it were not the + sword-arm; for I tell thee, Sancho, a mouth without teeth is like a mill + without a millstone, and a tooth is much more to be prized than a diamond; + but we who profess the austere order of chivalry are liable to all this. + Mount, friend, and lead the way, and I will follow thee at whatever pace + thou wilt." + </p> + <p> + Sancho did as he bade him, and proceeded in the direction in which he + thought he might find refuge without quitting the high road, which was + there very much frequented. As they went along, then, at a slow pace—for + the pain in Don Quixote's jaws kept him uneasy and ill-disposed for speed—Sancho + thought it well to amuse and divert him by talk of some kind, and among + the things he said to him was that which will be told in the following + chapter. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c18e" id="c18e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c18e.jpg (44K)" src="images/c18e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch19" id="ch19"></a>CHAPTER XIX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH HIS MASTER, AND OF THE + ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER NOTABLE + OCCURRENCES + </h3> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + "It seems to me, senor, that all these mishaps that have befallen us of + late have been without any doubt a punishment for the offence committed by + your worship against the order of chivalry in not keeping the oath you + made not to eat bread off a tablecloth or embrace the queen, and all the + rest of it that your worship swore to observe until you had taken that + helmet of Malandrino's, or whatever the Moor is called, for I do not very + well remember." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art very right, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but to tell the truth, + it had escaped my memory; and likewise thou mayest rely upon it that the + affair of the blanket happened to thee because of thy fault in not + reminding me of it in time; but I will make amends, for there are ways of + compounding for everything in the order of chivalry." + </p> + <p> + "Why! have I taken an oath of some sort, then?" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "It makes no matter that thou hast not taken an oath," said Don Quixote; + "suffice it that I see thou art not quite clear of complicity; and whether + or no, it will not be ill done to provide ourselves with a remedy." + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said Sancho, "mind that your worship does not forget this + as you did the oath; perhaps the phantoms may take it into their heads to + amuse themselves once more with me; or even with your worship if they see + you so obstinate." + </p> + <p> + While engaged in this and other talk, night overtook them on the road + before they had reached or discovered any place of shelter; and what made + it still worse was that they were dying of hunger, for with the loss of + the alforjas they had lost their entire larder and commissariat; and to + complete the misfortune they met with an adventure which without any + invention had really the appearance of one. It so happened that the night + closed in somewhat darkly, but for all that they pushed on, Sancho feeling + sure that as the road was the king's highway they might reasonably expect + to find some inn within a league or two. Going along, then, in this way, + the night dark, the squire hungry, the master sharp-set, they saw coming + towards them on the road they were travelling a great number of lights + which looked exactly like stars in motion. Sancho was taken aback at the + sight of them, nor did Don Quixote altogether relish them: the one pulled + up his ass by the halter, the other his hack by the bridle, and they stood + still, watching anxiously to see what all this would turn out to be, and + found that the lights were approaching them, and the nearer they came the + greater they seemed, at which spectacle Sancho began to shake like a man + dosed with mercury, and Don Quixote's hair stood on end; he, however, + plucking up spirit a little, said: + </p> + <p> + "This, no doubt, Sancho, will be a most mighty and perilous adventure, in + which it will be needful for me to put forth all my valour and + resolution." + </p> + <p> + "Unlucky me!" answered Sancho; "if this adventure happens to be one of + phantoms, as I am beginning to think it is, where shall I find the ribs to + bear it?" + </p> + <p> + "Be they phantoms ever so much," said Don Quixote, "I will not permit them + to touch a thread of thy garments; for if they played tricks with thee the + time before, it was because I was unable to leap the walls of the yard; + but now we are on a wide plain, where I shall be able to wield my sword as + I please." + </p> + <p> + "And if they enchant and cripple you as they did the last time," said + Sancho, "what difference will it make being on the open plain or not?" + </p> + <p> + "For all that," replied Don Quixote, "I entreat thee, Sancho, to keep a + good heart, for experience will tell thee what mine is." + </p> + <p> + "I will, please God," answered Sancho, and the two retiring to one side of + the road set themselves to observe closely what all these moving lights + might be; and very soon afterwards they made out some twenty encamisados, + all on horseback, with lighted torches in their hands, the awe-inspiring + aspect of whom completely extinguished the courage of Sancho, who began to + chatter with his teeth like one in the cold fit of an ague; and his heart + sank and his teeth chattered still more when they perceived distinctly + that behind them there came a litter covered over with black and followed + by six more mounted figures in mourning down to the very feet of their + mules—for they could perceive plainly they were not horses by the + easy pace at which they went. And as the encamisados came along they + muttered to themselves in a low plaintive tone. This strange spectacle at + such an hour and in such a solitary place was quite enough to strike + terror into Sancho's heart, and even into his master's; and (save in Don + Quixote's case) did so, for all Sancho's resolution had now broken down. + It was just the opposite with his master, whose imagination immediately + conjured up all this to him vividly as one of the adventures of his books. + </p> + <p> + He took it into his head that the litter was a bier on which was borne + some sorely wounded or slain knight, to avenge whom was a task reserved + for him alone; and without any further reasoning he laid his lance in + rest, fixed himself firmly in his saddle, and with gallant spirit and + bearing took up his position in the middle of the road where the + encamisados must of necessity pass; and as soon as he saw them near at + hand he raised his voice and said: + </p> + <p> + "Halt, knights, or whosoever ye may be, and render me account of who ye + are, whence ye come, where ye go, what it is ye carry upon that bier, for, + to judge by appearances, either ye have done some wrong or some wrong has + been done to you, and it is fitting and necessary that I should know, + either that I may chastise you for the evil ye have done, or else that I + may avenge you for the injury that has been inflicted upon you." + </p> + <p> + "We are in haste," answered one of the encamisados, "and the inn is far + off, and we cannot stop to render you such an account as you demand;" and + spurring his mule he moved on. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was mightily provoked by this answer, and seizing the mule by + the bridle he said, "Halt, and be more mannerly, and render an account of + what I have asked of you; else, take my defiance to combat, all of you." + </p> + <p> + The mule was shy, and was so frightened at her bridle being seized that + rearing up she flung her rider to the ground over her haunches. An + attendant who was on foot, seeing the encamisado fall, began to abuse Don + Quixote, who now moved to anger, without any more ado, laying his lance in + rest charged one of the men in mourning and brought him badly wounded to + the ground, and as he wheeled round upon the others the agility with which + he attacked and routed them was a sight to see, for it seemed just as if + wings had that instant grown upon Rocinante, so lightly and proudly did he + bear himself. The encamisados were all timid folk and unarmed, so they + speedily made their escape from the fray and set off at a run across the + plain with their lighted torches, looking exactly like maskers running on + some gala or festival night. The mourners, too, enveloped and swathed in + their skirts and gowns, were unable to bestir themselves, and so with + entire safety to himself Don Quixote belaboured them all and drove them + off against their will, for they all thought it was no man but a devil + from hell come to carry away the dead body they had in the litter. + </p> + <p> + Sancho beheld all this in astonishment at the intrepidity of his lord, and + said to himself, "Clearly this master of mine is as bold and valiant as he + says he is." + </p> + <p> + A burning torch lay on the ground near the first man whom the mule had + thrown, by the light of which Don Quixote perceived him, and coming up to + him he presented the point of the lance to his face, calling on him to + yield himself prisoner, or else he would kill him; to which the prostrate + man replied, "I am prisoner enough as it is; I cannot stir, for one of my + legs is broken: I entreat you, if you be a Christian gentleman, not to + kill me, which will be committing grave sacrilege, for I am a licentiate + and I hold first orders." + </p> + <p> + "Then what the devil brought you here, being a churchman?" said Don + Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "What, senor?" said the other. "My bad luck." + </p> + <p> + "Then still worse awaits you," said Don Quixote, "if you do not satisfy me + as to all I asked you at first." + </p> + <p> + "You shall be soon satisfied," said the licentiate; "you must know, then, + that though just now I said I was a licentiate, I am only a bachelor, and + my name is Alonzo Lopez; I am a native of Alcobendas, I come from the city + of Baeza with eleven others, priests, the same who fled with the torches, + and we are going to the city of Segovia accompanying a dead body which is + in that litter, and is that of a gentleman who died in Baeza, where he was + interred; and now, as I said, we are taking his bones to their + burial-place, which is in Segovia, where he was born." + </p> + <p> + "And who killed him?" asked Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "God, by means of a malignant fever that took him," answered the bachelor. + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said Don Quixote, "the Lord has relieved me of the task of + avenging his death had any other slain him; but, he who slew him having + slain him, there is nothing for it but to be silent, and shrug one's + shoulders; I should do the same were he to slay myself; and I would have + your reverence know that I am a knight of La Mancha, Don Quixote by name, + and it is my business and calling to roam the world righting wrongs and + redressing injuries." + </p> + <p> + "I do not know how that about righting wrongs can be," said the bachelor, + "for from straight you have made me crooked, leaving me with a broken leg + that will never see itself straight again all the days of its life; and + the injury you have redressed in my case has been to leave me injured in + such a way that I shall remain injured for ever; and the height of + misadventure it was to fall in with you who go in search of adventures." + </p> + <p> + "Things do not all happen in the same way," answered Don Quixote; "it all + came, Sir Bachelor Alonzo Lopez, of your going, as you did, by night, + dressed in those surplices, with lighted torches, praying, covered with + mourning, so that naturally you looked like something evil and of the + other world; and so I could not avoid doing my duty in attacking you, and + I should have attacked you even had I known positively that you were the + very devils of hell, for such I certainly believed and took you to be." + </p> + <p> + "As my fate has so willed it," said the bachelor, "I entreat you, sir + knight-errant, whose errand has been such an evil one for me, to help me + to get from under this mule that holds one of my legs caught between the + stirrup and the saddle." + </p> + <p> + "I would have talked on till to-morrow," said Don Quixote; "how long were + you going to wait before telling me of your distress?" + </p> + <p> + He at once called to Sancho, who, however, had no mind to come, as he was + just then engaged in unloading a sumpter mule, well laden with provender, + which these worthy gentlemen had brought with them. Sancho made a bag of + his coat, and, getting together as much as he could, and as the bag would + hold, he loaded his beast, and then hastened to obey his master's call, + and helped him to remove the bachelor from under the mule; then putting + him on her back he gave him the torch, and Don Quixote bade him follow the + track of his companions, and beg pardon of them on his part for the wrong + which he could not help doing them. + </p> + <p> + And said Sancho, "If by chance these gentlemen should want to know who was + the hero that served them so, your worship may tell them that he is the + famous Don Quixote of La Mancha, otherwise called the Knight of the Rueful + Countenance." + </p> + <p> + The bachelor then took his departure. + </p> + <p> + I forgot to mention that before he did so he said to Don Quixote, + "Remember that you stand excommunicated for having laid violent hands on a + holy thing, juxta illud, si quis, suadente diabolo." + </p> + <p> + "I do not understand that Latin," answered Don Quixote, "but I know well I + did not lay hands, only this pike; besides, I did not think I was + committing an assault upon priests or things of the Church, which, like a + Catholic and faithful Christian as I am, I respect and revere, but upon + phantoms and spectres of the other world; but even so, I remember how it + fared with Cid Ruy Diaz when he broke the chair of the ambassador of that + king before his Holiness the Pope, who excommunicated him for the same; + and yet the good Roderick of Vivar bore himself that day like a very noble + and valiant knight." + </p> + <p> + On hearing this the bachelor took his departure, as has been said, without + making any reply; and Don Quixote asked Sancho what had induced him to + call him the "Knight of the Rueful Countenance" more then than at any + other time. + </p> + <p> + "I will tell you," answered Sancho; "it was because I have been looking at + you for some time by the light of the torch held by that unfortunate, and + verily your worship has got of late the most ill-favoured countenance I + ever saw: it must be either owing to the fatigue of this combat, or else + to the want of teeth and grinders." + </p> + <p> + "It is not that," replied Don Quixote, "but because the sage whose duty it + will be to write the history of my achievements must have thought it + proper that I should take some distinctive name as all knights of yore + did; one being 'He of the Burning Sword,' another 'He of the Unicorn,' + this one 'He of the Damsels,' that 'He of the Phoenix,' another 'The + Knight of the Griffin,' and another 'He of the Death,' and by these names + and designations they were known all the world round; and so I say that + the sage aforesaid must have put it into your mouth and mind just now to + call me 'The Knight of the Rueful Countenance,' as I intend to call myself + from this day forward; and that the said name may fit me better, I mean, + when the opportunity offers, to have a very rueful countenance painted on + my shield." + </p> + <p> + "There is no occasion, senor, for wasting time or money on making that + countenance," said Sancho; "for all that need be done is for your worship + to show your own, face to face, to those who look at you, and without + anything more, either image or shield, they will call you 'Him of the + Rueful Countenance' and believe me I am telling you the truth, for I + assure you, senor (and in good part be it said), hunger and the loss of + your grinders have given you such an ill-favoured face that, as I say, the + rueful picture may be very well spared." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote laughed at Sancho's pleasantry; nevertheless he resolved to + call himself by that name, and have his shield or buckler painted as he + had devised. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote would have looked to see whether the body in the litter were + bones or not, but Sancho would not have it, saying: + </p> + <p> + "Senor, you have ended this perilous adventure more safely for yourself + than any of those I have seen: perhaps these people, though beaten and + routed, may bethink themselves that it is a single man that has beaten + them, and feeling sore and ashamed of it may take heart and come in search + of us and give us trouble enough. The ass is in proper trim, the mountains + are near at hand, hunger presses, we have nothing more to do but make good + our retreat, and, as the saying is, the dead to the grave and the living + to the loaf." + </p> + <p> + And driving his ass before him he begged his master to follow, who, + feeling that Sancho was right, did so without replying; and after + proceeding some little distance between two hills they found themselves in + a wide and retired valley, where they alighted, and Sancho unloaded his + beast, and stretched upon the green grass, with hunger for sauce, they + breakfasted, dined, lunched, and supped all at once, satisfying their + appetites with more than one store of cold meat which the dead man's + clerical gentlemen (who seldom put themselves on short allowance) had + brought with them on their sumpter mule. But another piece of ill-luck + befell them, which Sancho held the worst of all, and that was that they + had no wine to drink, nor even water to moisten their lips; and as thirst + tormented them, Sancho, observing that the meadow where they were was full + of green and tender grass, said what will be told in the following + chapter. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch20" id="ch20"></a>CHAPTER XX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH WAS ACHIEVED BY THE + VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER ACHIEVED BY + ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE WORLD + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19a" id="c19a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c19a.jpg (147K)" src="images/c19a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c19a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "It cannot be, senor, but that this grass is a proof that there must be + hard by some spring or brook to give it moisture, so it would be well to + move a little farther on, that we may find some place where we may quench + this terrible thirst that plagues us, which beyond a doubt is more + distressing than hunger." + </p> + <p> + The advice seemed good to Don Quixote, and, he leading Rocinante by the + bridle and Sancho the ass by the halter, after he had packed away upon him + the remains of the supper, they advanced the meadow feeling their way, for + the darkness of the night made it impossible to see anything; but they had + not gone two hundred paces when a loud noise of water, as if falling from + great rocks, struck their ears. The sound cheered them greatly; but + halting to make out by listening from what quarter it came they heard + unseasonably another noise which spoiled the satisfaction the sound of the + water gave them, especially for Sancho, who was by nature timid and + faint-hearted. They heard, I say, strokes falling with a measured beat, + and a certain rattling of iron and chains that, together with the furious + din of the water, would have struck terror into any heart but Don + Quixote's. The night was, as has been said, dark, and they had happened to + reach a spot in among some tall trees, whose leaves stirred by a gentle + breeze made a low ominous sound; so that, what with the solitude, the + place, the darkness, the noise of the water, and the rustling of the + leaves, everything inspired awe and dread; more especially as they + perceived that the strokes did not cease, nor the wind lull, nor morning + approach; to all which might be added their ignorance as to where they + were. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19b" id="c19b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c19b.jpg (204K)" src="images/c19b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c19b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + But Don Quixote, supported by his intrepid heart, leaped on Rocinante, and + bracing his buckler on his arm, brought his pike to the slope, and said, + "Friend Sancho, know that I by Heaven's will have been born in this our + iron age to revive in it the age of gold, or the golden as it is + called; I am he for whom perils, mighty achievements, and valiant deeds + are reserved; I am, I say again, he who is to revive the Knights of the + Round Table, the Twelve of France and the Nine Worthies; and he who is to + consign to oblivion the Platirs, the Tablantes, the Olivantes and + Tirantes, the Phoebuses and Belianises, with the whole herd of famous + knights-errant of days gone by, performing in these in which I live such + exploits, marvels, and feats of arms as shall obscure their brightest + deeds. Thou dost mark well, faithful and trusty squire, the gloom of this + night, its strange silence, the dull confused murmur of those trees, the + awful sound of that water in quest of which we came, that seems as though + it were precipitating and dashing itself down from the lofty mountains of + the Moon, and that incessant hammering that wounds and pains our ears; + which things all together and each of itself are enough to instil fear, + dread, and dismay into the breast of Mars himself, much more into one not + used to hazards and adventures of the kind. Well, then, all this that I + put before thee is but an incentive and stimulant to my spirit, making my + heart burst in my bosom through eagerness to engage in this adventure, + arduous as it promises to be; therefore tighten Rocinante's girths a + little, and God be with thee; wait for me here three days and no more, and + if in that time I come not back, thou canst return to our village, and + thence, to do me a favour and a service, thou wilt go to El Toboso, where + thou shalt say to my incomparable lady Dulcinea that her captive knight + hath died in attempting things that might make him worthy of being called + hers." + </p> + <p> + When Sancho heard his master's words he began to weep in the most pathetic + way, saying: + </p> + <p> + "Senor, I know not why your worship wants to attempt this so dreadful + adventure; it is night now, no one sees us here, we can easily turn about + and take ourselves out of danger, even if we don't drink for three days to + come; and as there is no one to see us, all the less will there be anyone + to set us down as cowards; besides, I have many a time heard the curate of + our village, whom your worship knows well, preach that he who seeks danger + perishes in it; so it is not right to tempt God by trying so tremendous a + feat from which there can be no escape save by a miracle, and Heaven has + performed enough of them for your worship in delivering you from being + blanketed as I was, and bringing you out victorious and safe and sound + from among all those enemies that were with the dead man; and if all this + does not move or soften that hard heart, let this thought and reflection + move it, that you will have hardly quitted this spot when from pure fear I + shall yield my soul up to anyone that will take it. I left home and wife + and children to come and serve your worship, trusting to do better and not + worse; but as covetousness bursts the bag, it has rent my hopes asunder, + for just as I had them highest about getting that wretched unlucky island + your worship has so often promised me, I see that instead and in lieu of + it you mean to desert me now in a place so far from human reach: for God's + sake, master mine, deal not so unjustly by me, and if your worship will + not entirely give up attempting this feat, at least put it off till + morning, for by what the lore I learned when I was a shepherd tells me it + cannot want three hours of dawn now, because the mouth of the Horn is + overhead and makes midnight in the line of the left arm." + </p> + <p> + "How canst thou see, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "where it makes that line, + or where this mouth or this occiput is that thou talkest of, when the + night is so dark that there is not a star to be seen in the whole heaven?" + </p> + <p> + "That's true," said Sancho, "but fear has sharp eyes, and sees things + underground, much more above in heavens; besides, there is good reason to + show that it now wants but little of day." + </p> + <p> + "Let it want what it may," replied Don Quixote, "it shall not be said of + me now or at any time that tears or entreaties turned me aside from doing + what was in accordance with knightly usage; and so I beg of thee, Sancho, + to hold thy peace, for God, who has put it into my heart to undertake now + this so unexampled and terrible adventure, will take care to watch over my + safety and console thy sorrow; what thou hast to do is to tighten + Rocinante's girths well, and wait here, for I shall come back shortly, + alive or dead." + </p> + <p> + Sancho perceiving it his master's final resolve, and how little his tears, + counsels, and entreaties prevailed with him, determined to have recourse + to his own ingenuity and compel him, if he could, to wait till daylight; + and so, while tightening the girths of the horse, he quietly and without + being felt, with his ass' halter tied both Rocinante's legs, so that when + Don Quixote strove to go he was unable as the horse could only move by + jumps. Seeing the success of his trick, Sancho Panza said: + </p> + <p> + "See there, senor! Heaven, moved by my tears and prayers, has so ordered + it that Rocinante cannot stir; and if you will be obstinate, and spur and + strike him, you will only provoke fortune, and kick, as they say, against + the pricks." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote at this grew desperate, but the more he drove his heels into + the horse, the less he stirred him; and not having any suspicion of the + tying, he was fain to resign himself and wait till daybreak or until + Rocinante could move, firmly persuaded that all this came of something + other than Sancho's ingenuity. So he said to him, "As it is so, Sancho, + and as Rocinante cannot move, I am content to wait till dawn smiles upon + us, even though I weep while it delays its coming." + </p> + <p> + "There is no need to weep," answered Sancho, "for I will amuse your + worship by telling stories from this till daylight, unless indeed you like + to dismount and lie down to sleep a little on the green grass after the + fashion of knights-errant, so as to be fresher when day comes and the + moment arrives for attempting this extraordinary adventure you are looking + forward to." + </p> + <p> + "What art thou talking about dismounting or sleeping for?" said Don + Quixote. "Am I, thinkest thou, one of those knights that take their rest + in the presence of danger? Sleep thou who art born to sleep, or do as thou + wilt, for I will act as I think most consistent with my character." + </p> + <p> + "Be not angry, master mine," replied Sancho, "I did not mean to say that;" + and coming close to him he laid one hand on the pommel of the saddle and + the other on the cantle so that he held his master's left thigh in his + embrace, not daring to separate a finger's width from him; so much afraid + was he of the strokes which still resounded with a regular beat. Don + Quixote bade him tell some story to amuse him as he had proposed, to which + Sancho replied that he would if his dread of what he heard would let him; + "Still," said he, "I will strive to tell a story which, if I can manage to + relate it, and nobody interferes with the telling, is the best of stories, + and let your worship give me your attention, for here I begin. What was, + was; and may the good that is to come be for all, and the evil for him who + goes to look for it—your worship must know that the beginning the + old folk used to put to their tales was not just as each one pleased; it + was a maxim of Cato Zonzorino the Roman, that says 'the evil for him that + goes to look for it,' and it comes as pat to the purpose now as ring to + finger, to show that your worship should keep quiet and not go looking for + evil in any quarter, and that we should go back by some other road, since + nobody forces us to follow this in which so many terrors affright us." + </p> + <p> + "Go on with thy story, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and leave the choice of + our road to my care." + </p> + <p> + "I say then," continued Sancho, "that in a village of Estremadura there + was a goat-shepherd—that is to say, one who tended goats—which + shepherd or goatherd, as my story goes, was called Lope Ruiz, and this + Lope Ruiz was in love with a shepherdess called Torralva, which + shepherdess called Torralva was the daughter of a rich grazier, and this + rich grazier-" + </p> + <p> + "If that is the way thou tellest thy tale, Sancho," said Don Quixote, + "repeating twice all thou hast to say, thou wilt not have done these two + days; go straight on with it, and tell it like a reasonable man, or else + say nothing." + </p> + <p> + "Tales are always told in my country in the very way I am telling this," + answered Sancho, "and I cannot tell it in any other, nor is it right of + your worship to ask me to make new customs." + </p> + <p> + "Tell it as thou wilt," replied Don Quixote; "and as fate will have it + that I cannot help listening to thee, go on." + </p> + <p> + "And so, lord of my soul," continued Sancho, as I have said, this shepherd + was in love with Torralva the shepherdess, who was a wild buxom lass with + something of the look of a man about her, for she had little moustaches; I + fancy I see her now." + </p> + <p> + "Then you knew her?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I did not know her," said Sancho, "but he who told me the story said it + was so true and certain that when I told it to another I might safely + declare and swear I had seen it all myself. And so in course of time, the + devil, who never sleeps and puts everything in confusion, contrived that + the love the shepherd bore the shepherdess turned into hatred and + ill-will, and the reason, according to evil tongues, was some little + jealousy she caused him that crossed the line and trespassed on forbidden + ground; and so much did the shepherd hate her from that time forward that, + in order to escape from her, he determined to quit the country and go + where he should never set eyes on her again. Torralva, when she found + herself spurned by Lope, was immediately smitten with love for him, though + she had never loved him before." + </p> + <p> + "That is the natural way of women," said Don Quixote, "to scorn the one + that loves them, and love the one that hates them: go on, Sancho." + </p> + <p> + "It came to pass," said Sancho, "that the shepherd carried out his + intention, and driving his goats before him took his way across the plains + of Estremadura to pass over into the Kingdom of Portugal. Torralva, who + knew of it, went after him, and on foot and barefoot followed him at a + distance, with a pilgrim's staff in her hand and a scrip round her neck, + in which she carried, it is said, a bit of looking-glass and a piece of a + comb and some little pot or other of paint for her face; but let her carry + what she did, I am not going to trouble myself to prove it; all I say is, + that the shepherd, they say, came with his flock to cross over the river + Guadiana, which was at that time swollen and almost overflowing its banks, + and at the spot he came to there was neither ferry nor boat nor anyone to + carry him or his flock to the other side, at which he was much vexed, for + he perceived that Torralva was approaching and would give him great + annoyance with her tears and entreaties; however, he went looking about so + closely that he discovered a fisherman who had alongside of him a boat so + small that it could only hold one person and one goat; but for all that he + spoke to him and agreed with him to carry himself and his three hundred + goats across. The fisherman got into the boat and carried one goat over; + he came back and carried another over; he came back again, and again + brought over another—let your worship keep count of the goats the + fisherman is taking across, for if one escapes the memory there will be an + end of the story, and it will be impossible to tell another word of it. To + proceed, I must tell you the landing place on the other side was miry and + slippery, and the fisherman lost a great deal of time in going and coming; + still he returned for another goat, and another, and another." + </p> + <p> + "Take it for granted he brought them all across," said Don Quixote, "and + don't keep going and coming in this way, or thou wilt not make an end of + bringing them over this twelvemonth." + </p> + <p> + "How many have gone across so far?" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "How the devil do I know?" replied Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "There it is," said Sancho, "what I told you, that you must keep a good + count; well then, by God, there is an end of the story, for there is no + going any farther." + </p> + <p> + "How can that be?" said Don Quixote; "is it so essential to the story to + know to a nicety the goats that have crossed over, that if there be a + mistake of one in the reckoning, thou canst not go on with it?" + </p> + <p> + "No, senor, not a bit," replied Sancho; "for when I asked your worship to + tell me how many goats had crossed, and you answered you did not know, at + that very instant all I had to say passed away out of my memory, and, + faith, there was much virtue in it, and entertainment." + </p> + <p> + "So, then," said Don Quixote, "the story has come to an end?" + </p> + <p> + "As much as my mother has," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "In truth," said Don Quixote, "thou hast told one of the rarest stories, + tales, or histories, that anyone in the world could have imagined, and + such a way of telling it and ending it was never seen nor will be in a + lifetime; though I expected nothing else from thy excellent understanding. + But I do not wonder, for perhaps those ceaseless strokes may have confused + thy wits." + </p> + <p> + "All that may be," replied Sancho, "but I know that as to my story, all + that can be said is that it ends there where the mistake in the count of + the passage of the goats begins." + </p> + <p> + "Let it end where it will, well and good," said Don Quixote, "and let us + see if Rocinante can go;" and again he spurred him, and again Rocinante + made jumps and remained where he was, so well tied was he. + </p> + <p> + Just then, whether it was the cold of the morning that was now + approaching, or that he had eaten something laxative at supper, or that it + was only natural (as is most likely), Sancho felt a desire to do what no + one could do for him; but so great was the fear that had penetrated his + heart, he dared not separate himself from his master by as much as the + black of his nail; to escape doing what he wanted was, however, also + impossible; so what he did for peace's sake was to remove his right hand, + which held the back of the saddle, and with it to untie gently and + silently the running string which alone held up his breeches, so that on + loosening it they at once fell down round his feet like fetters; he then + raised his shirt as well as he could and bared his hind quarters, no slim + ones. But, this accomplished, which he fancied was all he had to do to get + out of this terrible strait and embarrassment, another still greater + difficulty presented itself, for it seemed to him impossible to relieve + himself without making some noise, and he ground his teeth and squeezed + his shoulders together, holding his breath as much as he could; but in + spite of his precautions he was unlucky enough after all to make a little + noise, very different from that which was causing him so much fear. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19c" id="c19c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c19c.jpg (308K)" src="images/c19c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c19c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, hearing it, said, "What noise is that, Sancho?" + </p> + <p> + "I don't know, senor," said he; "it must be something new, for adventures + and misadventures never begin with a trifle." Once more he tried his luck, + and succeeded so well, that without any further noise or disturbance he + found himself relieved of the burden that had given him so much + discomfort. But as Don Quixote's sense of smell was as acute as his + hearing, and as Sancho was so closely linked with him that the fumes rose + almost in a straight line, it could not be but that some should reach his + nose, and as soon as they did he came to its relief by compressing it + between his fingers, saying in a rather snuffing tone, "Sancho, it strikes + me thou art in great fear." + </p> + <p> + "I am," answered Sancho; "but how does your worship perceive it now more + than ever?" + </p> + <p> + "Because just now thou smellest stronger than ever, and not of ambergris," + answered Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Very likely," said Sancho, "but that's not my fault, but your worship's, + for leading me about at unseasonable hours and at such unwonted paces." + </p> + <p> + "Then go back three or four, my friend," said Don Quixote, all the time + with his fingers to his nose; "and for the future pay more attention to + thy person and to what thou owest to mine; for it is my great familiarity + with thee that has bred this contempt." + </p> + <p> + "I'll bet," replied Sancho, "that your worship thinks I have done + something I ought not with my person." + </p> + <p> + "It makes it worse to stir it, friend Sancho," returned Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + With this and other talk of the same sort master and man passed the night, + till Sancho, perceiving that daybreak was coming on apace, very cautiously + untied Rocinante and tied up his breeches. As soon as Rocinante found + himself free, though by nature he was not at all mettlesome, he seemed to + feel lively and began pawing—for as to capering, begging his pardon, + he knew not what it meant. Don Quixote, then, observing that Rocinante + could move, took it as a good sign and a signal that he should attempt the + dread adventure. By this time day had fully broken and everything showed + distinctly, and Don Quixote saw that he was among some tall trees, + chestnuts, which cast a very deep shade; he perceived likewise that the + sound of the strokes did not cease, but could not discover what caused it, + and so without any further delay he let Rocinante feel the spur, and once + more taking leave of Sancho, he told him to wait for him there three days + at most, as he had said before, and if he should not have returned by that + time, he might feel sure it had been God's will that he should end his + days in that perilous adventure. He again repeated the message and + commission with which he was to go on his behalf to his lady Dulcinea, and + said he was not to be uneasy as to the payment of his services, for before + leaving home he had made his will, in which he would find himself fully + recompensed in the matter of wages in due proportion to the time he had + served; but if God delivered him safe, sound, and unhurt out of that + danger, he might look upon the promised island as much more than certain. + Sancho began to weep afresh on again hearing the affecting words of his + good master, and resolved to stay with him until the final issue and end + of the business. From these tears and this honourable resolve of Sancho + Panza's the author of this history infers that he must have been of good + birth and at least an old Christian; and the feeling he displayed touched + his but not so much as to make him show any weakness; on the contrary, + hiding what he felt as well as he could, he began to move towards that + quarter whence the sound of the water and of the strokes seemed to come. + </p> + <p> + Sancho followed him on foot, leading by the halter, as his custom was, his + ass, his constant comrade in prosperity or adversity; and advancing some + distance through the shady chestnut trees they came upon a little meadow + at the foot of some high rocks, down which a mighty rush of water flung + itself. At the foot of the rocks were some rudely constructed houses + looking more like ruins than houses, from among which came, they + perceived, the din and clatter of blows, which still continued without + intermission. Rocinante took fright at the noise of the water and of the + blows, but quieting him Don Quixote advanced step by step towards the + houses, commending himself with all his heart to his lady, imploring her + support in that dread pass and enterprise, and on the way commending + himself to God, too, not to forget him. Sancho who never quitted his side, + stretched his neck as far as he could and peered between the legs of + Rocinante to see if he could now discover what it was that caused him such + fear and apprehension. They went it might be a hundred paces farther, when + on turning a corner the true cause, beyond the possibility of any mistake, + of that dread-sounding and to them awe-inspiring noise that had kept them + all the night in such fear and perplexity, appeared plain and obvious; and + it was (if, reader, thou art not disgusted and disappointed) six fulling + hammers which by their alternate strokes made all the din. + </p> + <p> + When Don Quixote perceived what it was, he was struck dumb and rigid from + head to foot. Sancho glanced at him and saw him with his head bent down + upon his breast in manifest mortification; and Don Quixote glanced at + Sancho and saw him with his cheeks puffed out and his mouth full of + laughter, and evidently ready to explode with it, and in spite of his + vexation he could not help laughing at the sight of him; and when Sancho + saw his master begin he let go so heartily that he had to hold his sides + with both hands to keep himself from bursting with laughter. Four times he + stopped, and as many times did his laughter break out afresh with the same + violence as at first, whereat Don Quixote grew furious, above all when he + heard him say mockingly, "Thou must know, friend Sancho, that of Heaven's + will I was born in this our iron age to revive in it the golden or age of + gold; I am he for whom are reserved perils, mighty achievements, valiant + deeds;" and here he went on repeating the words that Don Quixote uttered + the first time they heard the awful strokes. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, then, seeing that Sancho was turning him into ridicule, was + so mortified and vexed that he lifted up his pike and smote him two such + blows that if, instead of catching them on his shoulders, he had caught + them on his head there would have been no wages to pay, unless indeed to + his heirs. Sancho seeing that he was getting an awkward return in earnest + for his jest, and fearing his master might carry it still further, said to + him very humbly, "Calm yourself, sir, for by God I am only joking." + </p> + <p> + "Well, then, if you are joking I am not," replied Don Quixote. "Look here, + my lively gentleman, if these, instead of being fulling hammers, had been + some perilous adventure, have I not, think you, shown the courage required + for the attempt and achievement? Am I, perchance, being, as I am, a + gentleman, bound to know and distinguish sounds and tell whether they come + from fulling mills or not; and that, when perhaps, as is the case, I have + never in my life seen any as you have, low boor as you are, that have been + born and bred among them? But turn me these six hammers into six giants, + and bring them to beard me, one by one or all together, and if I do not + knock them head over heels, then make what mockery you like of me." + </p> + <p> + "No more of that, senor," returned Sancho; "I own I went a little too far + with the joke. But tell me, your worship, now that peace is made between + us (and may God bring you out of all the adventures that may befall you as + safe and sound as he has brought you out of this one), was it not a thing + to laugh at, and is it not a good story, the great fear we were in?—at + least that I was in; for as to your worship I see now that you neither + know nor understand what either fear or dismay is." + </p> + <p> + "I do not deny," said Don Quixote, "that what happened to us may be worth + laughing at, but it is not worth making a story about, for it is not + everyone that is shrewd enough to hit the right point of a thing." + </p> + <p> + "At any rate," said Sancho, "your worship knew how to hit the right point + with your pike, aiming at my head and hitting me on the shoulders, thanks + be to God and my own smartness in dodging it. But let that pass; all will + come out in the scouring; for I have heard say 'he loves thee well that + makes thee weep;' and moreover that it is the way with great lords after + any hard words they give a servant to give him a pair of breeches; though + I do not know what they give after blows, unless it be that knights-errant + after blows give islands, or kingdoms on the mainland." + </p> + <p> + "It may be on the dice," said Don Quixote, "that all thou sayest will come + true; overlook the past, for thou art shrewd enough to know that our first + movements are not in our own control; and one thing for the future bear in + mind, that thou curb and restrain thy loquacity in my company; for in all + the books of chivalry that I have read, and they are innumerable, I never + met with a squire who talked so much to his lord as thou dost to thine; + and in fact I feel it to be a great fault of thine and of mine: of thine, + that thou hast so little respect for me; of mine, that I do not make + myself more respected. There was Gandalin, the squire of Amadis of Gaul, + that was Count of the Insula Firme, and we read of him that he always + addressed his lord with his cap in his hand, his head bowed down and his + body bent double, more turquesco. And then, what shall we say of Gasabal, + the squire of Galaor, who was so silent that in order to indicate to us + the greatness of his marvellous taciturnity his name is only once + mentioned in the whole of that history, as long as it is truthful? From + all I have said thou wilt gather, Sancho, that there must be a difference + between master and man, between lord and lackey, between knight and + squire: so that from this day forward in our intercourse we must observe + more respect and take less liberties, for in whatever way I may be + provoked with you it will be bad for the pitcher. The favours and benefits + that I have promised you will come in due time, and if they do not your + wages at least will not be lost, as I have already told you." + </p> + <p> + "All that your worship says is very well," said Sancho, "but I should like + to know (in case the time of favours should not come, and it might be + necessary to fall back upon wages) how much did the squire of a + knight-errant get in those days, and did they agree by the month, or by + the day like bricklayers?" + </p> + <p> + "I do not believe," replied Don Quixote, "that such squires were ever on + wages, but were dependent on favour; and if I have now mentioned thine in + the sealed will I have left at home, it was with a view to what may + happen; for as yet I know not how chivalry will turn out in these wretched + times of ours, and I do not wish my soul to suffer for trifles in the + other world; for I would have thee know, Sancho, that in this there is no + condition more hazardous than that of adventurers." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Sancho, "since the mere noise of the hammers of a + fulling mill can disturb and disquiet the heart of such a valiant errant + adventurer as your worship; but you may be sure I will not open my lips + henceforward to make light of anything of your worship's, but only to + honour you as my master and natural lord." + </p> + <p> + "By so doing," replied Don Quixote, "shalt thou live long on the face of + the earth; for next to parents, masters are to be respected as though they + were parents." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19e" id="c19e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c19e.jpg (33K)" src="images/c19e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch21" id="ch21"></a>CHAPTER XXI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET, + TOGETHER WITH OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE KNIGHT + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c20a" id="c20a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c20a.jpg (73K)" src="images/c20a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c20a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + It now began to rain a little, and Sancho was for going into the fulling + mills, but Don Quixote had taken such an abhorrence to them on account of + the late joke that he would not enter them on any account; so turning + aside to right they came upon another road, different from that which they + had taken the night before. Shortly afterwards Don Quixote perceived a man + on horseback who wore on his head something that shone like gold, and the + moment he saw him he turned to Sancho and said: + </p> + <p> + "I think, Sancho, there is no proverb that is not true, all being maxims + drawn from experience itself, the mother of all the sciences, especially + that one that says, 'Where one door shuts, another opens.' I say so + because if last night fortune shut the door of the adventure we were + looking for against us, cheating us with the fulling mills, it now opens + wide another one for another better and more certain adventure, and if I + do not contrive to enter it, it will be my own fault, and I cannot lay it + to my ignorance of fulling mills, or the darkness of the night. I say this + because, if I mistake not, there comes towards us one who wears on his + head the helmet of Mambrino, concerning which I took the oath thou + rememberest." + </p> + <p> + "Mind what you say, your worship, and still more what you do," said + Sancho, "for I don't want any more fulling mills to finish off fulling and + knocking our senses out." + </p> + <p> + "The devil take thee, man," said Don Quixote; "what has a helmet to do + with fulling mills?" + </p> + <p> + "I don't know," replied Sancho, "but, faith, if I might speak as I used, + perhaps I could give such reasons that your worship would see you were + mistaken in what you say." + </p> + <p> + "How can I be mistaken in what I say, unbelieving traitor?" returned Don + Quixote; "tell me, seest thou not yonder knight coming towards us on a + dappled grey steed, who has upon his head a helmet of gold?" + </p> + <p> + "What I see and make out," answered Sancho, "is only a man on a grey ass + like my own, who has something that shines on his head." + </p> + <p> + "Well, that is the helmet of Mambrino," said Don Quixote; "stand to one + side and leave me alone with him; thou shalt see how, without saying a + word, to save time, I shall bring this adventure to an issue and possess + myself of the helmet I have so longed for." + </p> + <p> + "I will take care to stand aside," said Sancho; "but God grant, I say once + more, that it may be marjoram and not fulling mills." + </p> + <p> + "I have told thee, brother, on no account to mention those fulling mills + to me again," said Don Quixote, "or I vow—and I say no more—I'll + full the soul out of you." + </p> + <p> + Sancho held his peace in dread lest his master should carry out the vow he + had hurled like a bowl at him. + </p> + <p> + The fact of the matter as regards the helmet, steed, and knight that Don + Quixote saw, was this. In that neighbourhood there were two villages, one + of them so small that it had neither apothecary's shop nor barber, which + the other that was close to it had, so the barber of the larger served the + smaller, and in it there was a sick man who required to be bled and + another man who wanted to be shaved, and on this errand the barber was + going, carrying with him a brass basin; but as luck would have it, as he + was on the way it began to rain, and not to spoil his hat, which probably + was a new one, he put the basin on his head, and being clean it glittered + at half a league's distance. He rode upon a grey ass, as Sancho said, and + this was what made it seem to Don Quixote to be a dapple-grey steed and a + knight and a golden helmet; for everything he saw he made to fall in with + his crazy chivalry and ill-errant notions; and when he saw the poor knight + draw near, without entering into any parley with him, at Rocinante's top + speed he bore down upon him with the pike pointed low, fully determined to + run him through and through, and as he reached him, without checking the + fury of his charge, he cried to him: + </p> + <p> + "Defend thyself, miserable being, or yield me of thine own accord that + which is so reasonably my due." + </p> + <p> + The barber, who without any expectation or apprehension of it saw this + apparition coming down upon him, had no other way of saving himself from + the stroke of the lance but to let himself fall off his ass; and no sooner + had he touched the ground than he sprang up more nimbly than a deer and + sped away across the plain faster than the wind. + </p> + <p> + He left the basin on the ground, with which Don Quixote contented himself, + saying that the pagan had shown his discretion and imitated the beaver, + which finding itself pressed by the hunters bites and cuts off with its + teeth that for which, by its natural instinct, it knows it is pursued. + </p> + <p> + He told Sancho to pick up the helmet, and he taking it in his hands said: + </p> + <p> + "By God the basin is a good one, and worth a real of eight if it is worth + a maravedis," and handed it to his master, who immediately put it on his + head, turning it round, now this way, now that, in search of fitment, and + not finding it he said, "Clearly the pagan to whose measure this famous + head-piece was first forged must have had a very large head; but the worst + of it is half of it is wanting." + </p> + <p> + When Sancho heard him call the basin a headpiece he was unable to restrain + his laughter, but remembering his master's wrath he checked himself in the + midst of it. + </p> + <p> + "What art thou laughing at, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I am laughing," said he, "to think of the great head the pagan must have + had who owned this helmet, for it looks exactly like a regular barber's + basin." + </p> + <p> + "Dost thou know what I suspect, Sancho?" said Don Quixote; "that this + wonderful piece of this enchanted helmet must by some strange accident + have come into the hands of some one who was unable to recognise or + realise its value, and who, not knowing what he did, and seeing it to be + of the purest gold, must have melted down one half for the sake of what it + might be worth, and of the other made this which is like a barber's basin + as thou sayest; but be it as it may, to me who recognise it, its + transformation makes no difference, for I will set it to rights at the + first village where there is a blacksmith, and in such style that that + helmet the god of smithies forged for the god of battles shall not surpass + it or even come up to it; and in the meantime I will wear it as well as I + can, for something is better than nothing; all the more as it will be + quite enough to protect me from any chance blow of a stone." + </p> + <p> + "That is," said Sancho, "if it is not shot with a sling as they were in + the battle of the two armies, when they signed the cross on your worship's + grinders and smashed the flask with that blessed draught that made me + vomit my bowels up." + </p> + <p> + "It does not grieve me much to have lost it," said Don Quixote, "for thou + knowest, Sancho, that I have the receipt in my memory." + </p> + <p> + "So have I," answered Sancho, "but if ever I make it, or try it again as + long as I live, may this be my last hour; moreover, I have no intention of + putting myself in the way of wanting it, for I mean, with all my five + senses, to keep myself from being wounded or from wounding anyone: as to + being blanketed again I say nothing, for it is hard to prevent mishaps of + that sort, and if they come there is nothing for it but to squeeze our + shoulders together, hold our breath, shut our eyes, and let ourselves go + where luck and the blanket may send us." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art a bad Christian, Sancho," said Don Quixote on hearing this, "for + once an injury has been done thee thou never forgettest it: but know that + it is the part of noble and generous hearts not to attach importance to + trifles. What lame leg hast thou got by it, what broken rib, what cracked + head, that thou canst not forget that jest? For jest and sport it was, + properly regarded, and had I not seen it in that light I would have + returned and done more mischief in revenging thee than the Greeks did for + the rape of Helen, who, if she were alive now, or if my Dulcinea had lived + then, might depend upon it she would not be so famous for her beauty as + she is;" and here he heaved a sigh and sent it aloft; and said Sancho, + "Let it pass for a jest as it cannot be revenged in earnest, but I know + what sort of jest and earnest it was, and I know it will never be rubbed + out of my memory any more than off my shoulders. But putting that aside, + will your worship tell me what are we to do with this dapple-grey steed + that looks like a grey ass, which that Martino that your worship overthrew + has left deserted here? for, from the way he took to his heels and bolted, + he is not likely ever to come back for it; and by my beard but the grey is + a good one." + </p> + <p> + "I have never been in the habit," said Don Quixote, "of taking spoil of + those whom I vanquish, nor is it the practice of chivalry to take away + their horses and leave them to go on foot, unless indeed it be that the + victor have lost his own in the combat, in which case it is lawful to take + that of the vanquished as a thing won in lawful war; therefore, Sancho, + leave this horse, or ass, or whatever thou wilt have it to be; for when + its owner sees us gone hence he will come back for it." + </p> + <p> + "God knows I should like to take it," returned Sancho, "or at least to + change it for my own, which does not seem to me as good a one: verily the + laws of chivalry are strict, since they cannot be stretched to let one ass + be changed for another; I should like to know if I might at least change + trappings." + </p> + <p> + "On that head I am not quite certain," answered Don Quixote, "and the + matter being doubtful, pending better information, I say thou mayest + change them, if so be thou hast urgent need of them." + </p> + <p> + "So urgent is it," answered Sancho, "that if they were for my own person I + could not want them more;" and forthwith, fortified by this licence, he + effected the mutatio capparum, rigging out his beast to the ninety-nines + and making quite another thing of it. This done, they broke their fast on + the remains of the spoils of war plundered from the sumpter mule, and + drank of the brook that flowed from the fulling mills, without casting a + look in that direction, in such loathing did they hold them for the alarm + they had caused them; and, all anger and gloom removed, they mounted and, + without taking any fixed road (not to fix upon any being the proper thing + for true knights-errant), they set out, guided by Rocinante's will, which + carried along with it that of his master, not to say that of the ass, + which always followed him wherever he led, lovingly and sociably; + nevertheless they returned to the high road, and pursued it at a venture + without any other aim. + </p> + <p> + As they went along, then, in this way Sancho said to his master, "Senor, + would your worship give me leave to speak a little to you? For since you + laid that hard injunction of silence on me several things have gone to rot + in my stomach, and I have now just one on the tip of my tongue that I + don't want to be spoiled." + </p> + <p> + "Say, on, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and be brief in thy discourse, for + there is no pleasure in one that is long." + </p> + <p> + "Well then, senor," returned Sancho, "I say that for some days past I have + been considering how little is got or gained by going in search of these + adventures that your worship seeks in these wilds and cross-roads, where, + even if the most perilous are victoriously achieved, there is no one to + see or know of them, and so they must be left untold for ever, to the loss + of your worship's object and the credit they deserve; therefore it seems + to me it would be better (saving your worship's better judgment) if we + were to go and serve some emperor or other great prince who may have some + war on hand, in whose service your worship may prove the worth of your + person, your great might, and greater understanding, on perceiving which + the lord in whose service we may be will perforce have to reward us, each + according to his merits; and there you will not be at a loss for some one + to set down your achievements in writing so as to preserve their memory + for ever. Of my own I say nothing, as they will not go beyond squirely + limits, though I make bold to say that, if it be the practice in chivalry + to write the achievements of squires, I think mine must not be left out." + </p> + <p> + "Thou speakest not amiss, Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "but before that + point is reached it is requisite to roam the world, as it were on + probation, seeking adventures, in order that, by achieving some, name and + fame may be acquired, such that when he betakes himself to the court of + some great monarch the knight may be already known by his deeds, and that + the boys, the instant they see him enter the gate of the city, may all + follow him and surround him, crying, 'This is the Knight of the Sun'-or + the Serpent, or any other title under which he may have achieved great + deeds. 'This,' they will say, 'is he who vanquished in single combat the + gigantic Brocabruno of mighty strength; he who delivered the great + Mameluke of Persia out of the long enchantment under which he had been for + almost nine hundred years.' So from one to another they will go + proclaiming his achievements; and presently at the tumult of the boys and + the others the king of that kingdom will appear at the windows of his + royal palace, and as soon as he beholds the knight, recognising him by his + arms and the device on his shield, he will as a matter of course say, + 'What ho! Forth all ye, the knights of my court, to receive the flower of + chivalry who cometh hither!' At which command all will issue forth, and he + himself, advancing half-way down the stairs, will embrace him closely, and + salute him, kissing him on the cheek, and will then lead him to the + queen's chamber, where the knight will find her with the princess her + daughter, who will be one of the most beautiful and accomplished damsels + that could with the utmost pains be discovered anywhere in the known + world. Straightway it will come to pass that she will fix her eyes upon + the knight and he his upon her, and each will seem to the other something + more divine than human, and, without knowing how or why they will be taken + and entangled in the inextricable toils of love, and sorely distressed in + their hearts not to see any way of making their pains and sufferings known + by speech. Thence they will lead him, no doubt, to some richly adorned + chamber of the palace, where, having removed his armour, they will bring + him a rich mantle of scarlet wherewith to robe himself, and if he looked + noble in his armour he will look still more so in a doublet. When night + comes he will sup with the king, queen, and princess; and all the time he + will never take his eyes off her, stealing stealthy glances, unnoticed by + those present, and she will do the same, and with equal cautiousness, + being, as I have said, a damsel of great discretion. The tables being + removed, suddenly through the door of the hall there will enter a hideous + and diminutive dwarf followed by a fair dame, between two giants, who + comes with a certain adventure, the work of an ancient sage; and he who + shall achieve it shall be deemed the best knight in the world. + </p> + <p> + "The king will then command all those present to essay it, and none will + bring it to an end and conclusion save the stranger knight, to the great + enhancement of his fame, whereat the princess will be overjoyed and will + esteem herself happy and fortunate in having fixed and placed her thoughts + so high. And the best of it is that this king, or prince, or whatever he + is, is engaged in a very bitter war with another as powerful as himself, + and the stranger knight, after having been some days at his court, + requests leave from him to go and serve him in the said war. The king will + grant it very readily, and the knight will courteously kiss his hands for + the favour done to him; and that night he will take leave of his lady the + princess at the grating of the chamber where she sleeps, which looks upon + a garden, and at which he has already many times conversed with her, the + go-between and confidante in the matter being a damsel much trusted by the + princess. He will sigh, she will swoon, the damsel will fetch water, much + distressed because morning approaches, and for the honour of her lady he + would not that they were discovered; at last the princess will come to + herself and will present her white hands through the grating to the + knight, who will kiss them a thousand and a thousand times, bathing them + with his tears. It will be arranged between them how they are to inform + each other of their good or evil fortunes, and the princess will entreat + him to make his absence as short as possible, which he will promise to do + with many oaths; once more he kisses her hands, and takes his leave in + such grief that he is well-nigh ready to die. He betakes him thence to his + chamber, flings himself on his bed, cannot sleep for sorrow at parting, + rises early in the morning, goes to take leave of the king, queen, and + princess, and, as he takes his leave of the pair, it is told him that the + princess is indisposed and cannot receive a visit; the knight thinks it is + from grief at his departure, his heart is pierced, and he is hardly able + to keep from showing his pain. The confidante is present, observes all, + goes to tell her mistress, who listens with tears and says that one of her + greatest distresses is not knowing who this knight is, and whether he is + of kingly lineage or not; the damsel assures her that so much courtesy, + gentleness, and gallantry of bearing as her knight possesses could not + exist in any save one who was royal and illustrious; her anxiety is thus + relieved, and she strives to be of good cheer lest she should excite + suspicion in her parents, and at the end of two days she appears in + public. Meanwhile the knight has taken his departure; he fights in the + war, conquers the king's enemy, wins many cities, triumphs in many + battles, returns to the court, sees his lady where he was wont to see her, + and it is agreed that he shall demand her in marriage of her parents as + the reward of his services; the king is unwilling to give her, as he knows + not who he is, but nevertheless, whether carried off or in whatever other + way it may be, the princess comes to be his bride, and her father comes to + regard it as very good fortune; for it so happens that this knight is + proved to be the son of a valiant king of some kingdom, I know not what, + for I fancy it is not likely to be on the map. The father dies, the + princess inherits, and in two words the knight becomes king. And here + comes in at once the bestowal of rewards upon his squire and all who have + aided him in rising to so exalted a rank. He marries his squire to a + damsel of the princess's, who will be, no doubt, the one who was + confidante in their amour, and is daughter of a very great duke." + </p> + <p> + "That's what I want, and no mistake about it!" said Sancho. "That's what + I'm waiting for; for all this, word for word, is in store for your worship + under the title of the Knight of the Rueful Countenance." + </p> + <p> + "Thou needst not doubt it, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "for in the same + manner, and by the same steps as I have described here, knights-errant + rise and have risen to be kings and emperors; all we want now is to find + out what king, Christian or pagan, is at war and has a beautiful daughter; + but there will be time enough to think of that, for, as I have told thee, + fame must be won in other quarters before repairing to the court. There is + another thing, too, that is wanting; for supposing we find a king who is + at war and has a beautiful daughter, and that I have won incredible fame + throughout the universe, I know not how it can be made out that I am of + royal lineage, or even second cousin to an emperor; for the king will not + be willing to give me his daughter in marriage unless he is first + thoroughly satisfied on this point, however much my famous deeds may + deserve it; so that by this deficiency I fear I shall lose what my arm has + fairly earned. True it is I am a gentleman of known house, of estate and + property, and entitled to the five hundred sueldos mulct; and it may be + that the sage who shall write my history will so clear up my ancestry and + pedigree that I may find myself fifth or sixth in descent from a king; for + I would have thee know, Sancho, that there are two kinds of lineages in + the world; some there be tracing and deriving their descent from kings and + princes, whom time has reduced little by little until they end in a point + like a pyramid upside down; and others who spring from the common herd and + go on rising step by step until they come to be great lords; so that the + difference is that the one were what they no longer are, and the others + are what they formerly were not. And I may be of such that after + investigation my origin may prove great and famous, with which the king, + my father-in-law that is to be, ought to be satisfied; and should he not + be, the princess will so love me that even though she well knew me to be + the son of a water-carrier, she will take me for her lord and husband in + spite of her father; if not, then it comes to seizing her and carrying her + off where I please; for time or death will put an end to the wrath of her + parents." + </p> + <p> + "It comes to this, too," said Sancho, "what some naughty people say, + 'Never ask as a favour what thou canst take by force;' though it would fit + better to say, 'A clear escape is better than good men's prayers.' I say + so because if my lord the king, your worship's father-in-law, will not + condescend to give you my lady the princess, there is nothing for it but, + as your worship says, to seize her and transport her. But the mischief is + that until peace is made and you come into the peaceful enjoyment of your + kingdom, the poor squire is famishing as far as rewards go, unless it be + that the confidante damsel that is to be his wife comes with the princess, + and that with her he tides over his bad luck until Heaven otherwise orders + things; for his master, I suppose, may as well give her to him at once for + a lawful wife." + </p> + <p> + "Nobody can object to that," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Then since that may be," said Sancho, "there is nothing for it but to + commend ourselves to God, and let fortune take what course it will." + </p> + <p> + "God guide it according to my wishes and thy wants," said Don Quixote, + "and mean be he who thinks himself mean." + </p> + <p> + "In God's name let him be so," said Sancho: "I am an old Christian, and to + fit me for a count that's enough." + </p> + <p> + "And more than enough for thee," said Don Quixote; "and even wert thou + not, it would make no difference, because I being the king can easily give + thee nobility without purchase or service rendered by thee, for when I + make thee a count, then thou art at once a gentleman; and they may say + what they will, but by my faith they will have to call thee 'your + lordship,' whether they like it or not." + </p> + <p> + "Not a doubt of it; and I'll know how to support the tittle," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Title thou shouldst say, not tittle," said his master. + </p> + <p> + "So be it," answered Sancho. "I say I will know how to behave, for once in + my life I was beadle of a brotherhood, and the beadle's gown sat so well + on me that all said I looked as if I was to be steward of the same + brotherhood. What will it be, then, when I put a duke's robe on my back, + or dress myself in gold and pearls like a count? I believe they'll come a + hundred leagues to see me." + </p> + <p> + "Thou wilt look well," said Don Quixote, "but thou must shave thy beard + often, for thou hast it so thick and rough and unkempt, that if thou dost + not shave it every second day at least, they will see what thou art at the + distance of a musket shot." + </p> + <p> + "What more will it be," said Sancho, "than having a barber, and keeping + him at wages in the house? and even if it be necessary, I will make him go + behind me like a nobleman's equerry." + </p> + <p> + "Why, how dost thou know that noblemen have equerries behind them?" asked + Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I will tell you," answered Sancho. "Years ago I was for a month at the + capital and there I saw taking the air a very small gentleman who they + said was a very great man, and a man following him on horseback in every + turn he took, just as if he was his tail. I asked why this man did not + join the other man, instead of always going behind him; they answered me + that he was his equerry, and that it was the custom with nobles to have + such persons behind them, and ever since then I know it, for I have never + forgotten it." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art right," said Don Quixote, "and in the same way thou mayest carry + thy barber with thee, for customs did not come into use all together, nor + were they all invented at once, and thou mayest be the first count to have + a barber to follow him; and, indeed, shaving one's beard is a greater + trust than saddling one's horse." + </p> + <p> + "Let the barber business be my look-out," said Sancho; "and your worship's + be it to strive to become a king, and make me a count." + </p> + <p> + "So it shall be," answered Don Quixote, and raising his eyes he saw what + will be told in the following chapter. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c20e" id="c20e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c20e.jpg (18K)" src="images/c20e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch22" id="ch22"></a>CHAPTER XXII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL UNFORTUNATES WHO AGAINST + THEIR WILL WERE BEING CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c22a" id="c22a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c22a.jpg (178K)" src="images/c22a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c22a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Cid Hamete Benengeli, the Arab and Manchegan author, relates in this most + grave, high-sounding, minute, delightful, and original history that after + the discussion between the famous Don Quixote of La Mancha and his squire + Sancho Panza which is set down at the end of chapter twenty-one, Don + Quixote raised his eyes and saw coming along the road he was following + some dozen men on foot strung together by the neck, like beads, on a great + iron chain, and all with manacles on their hands. With them there came + also two men on horseback and two on foot; those on horseback with + wheel-lock muskets, those on foot with javelins and swords, and as soon as + Sancho saw them he said: + </p> + <p> + "That is a chain of galley slaves, on the way to the galleys by force of + the king's orders." + </p> + <p> + "How by force?" asked Don Quixote; "is it possible that the king uses + force against anyone?" + </p> + <p> + "I do not say that," answered Sancho, "but that these are people condemned + for their crimes to serve by force in the king's galleys." + </p> + <p> + "In fact," replied Don Quixote, "however it may be, these people are going + where they are taking them by force, and not of their own will." + </p> + <p> + "Just so," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Then if so," said Don Quixote, "here is a case for the exercise of my + office, to put down force and to succour and help the wretched." + </p> + <p> + "Recollect, your worship," said Sancho, "Justice, which is the king + himself, is not using force or doing wrong to such persons, but punishing + them for their crimes." + </p> + <p> + The chain of galley slaves had by this time come up, and Don Quixote in + very courteous language asked those who were in custody of it to be good + enough to tell him the reason or reasons for which they were conducting + these people in this manner. One of the guards on horseback answered that + they were galley slaves belonging to his majesty, that they were going to + the galleys, and that was all that was to be said and all he had any + business to know. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c22b" id="c22b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c22b.jpg (298K)" src="images/c22b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c22b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Nevertheless," replied Don Quixote, "I should like to know from each of + them separately the reason of his misfortune;" to this he added more to + the same effect to induce them to tell him what he wanted so civilly that + the other mounted guard said to him: + </p> + <p> + "Though we have here the register and certificate of the sentence of every + one of these wretches, this is no time to take them out or read them; come + and ask themselves; they can tell if they choose, and they will, for these + fellows take a pleasure in doing and talking about rascalities." + </p> + <p> + With this permission, which Don Quixote would have taken even had they not + granted it, he approached the chain and asked the first for what offences + he was now in such a sorry case. + </p> + <p> + He made answer that it was for being a lover. + </p> + <p> + "For that only?" replied Don Quixote; "why, if for being lovers they send + people to the galleys I might have been rowing in them long ago." + </p> + <p> + "The love is not the sort your worship is thinking of," said the galley + slave; "mine was that I loved a washerwoman's basket of clean linen so + well, and held it so close in my embrace, that if the arm of the law had + not forced it from me, I should never have let it go of my own will to + this moment; I was caught in the act, there was no occasion for torture, + the case was settled, they treated me to a hundred lashes on the back, and + three years of gurapas besides, and that was the end of it." + </p> + <p> + "What are gurapas?" asked Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Gurapas are galleys," answered the galley slave, who was a young man of + about four-and-twenty, and said he was a native of Piedrahita. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote asked the same question of the second, who made no reply, so + downcast and melancholy was he; but the first answered for him, and said, + "He, sir, goes as a canary, I mean as a musician and a singer." + </p> + <p> + "What!" said Don Quixote, "for being musicians and singers are people sent + to the galleys too?" + </p> + <p> + "Yes, sir," answered the galley slave, "for there is nothing worse than + singing under suffering." + </p> + <p> + "On the contrary, I have heard say," said Don Quixote, "that he who sings + scares away his woes." + </p> + <p> + "Here it is the reverse," said the galley slave; "for he who sings once + weeps all his life." + </p> + <p> + "I do not understand it," said Don Quixote; but one of the guards said to + him, "Sir, to sing under suffering means with the non sancta fraternity to + confess under torture; they put this sinner to the torture and he + confessed his crime, which was being a cuatrero, that is a cattle-stealer, + and on his confession they sentenced him to six years in the galleys, + besides two hundred lashes that he has already had on the back; and he is + always dejected and downcast because the other thieves that were left + behind and that march here ill-treat, and snub, and jeer, and despise him + for confessing and not having spirit enough to say nay; for, say they, + 'nay' has no more letters in it than 'yea,' and a culprit is well off when + life or death with him depends on his own tongue and not on that of + witnesses or evidence; and to my thinking they are not very far out." + </p> + <p> + "And I think so too," answered Don Quixote; then passing on to the third + he asked him what he had asked the others, and the man answered very + readily and unconcernedly, "I am going for five years to their ladyships + the gurapas for the want of ten ducats." + </p> + <p> + "I will give twenty with pleasure to get you out of that trouble," said + Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "That," said the galley slave, "is like a man having money at sea when he + is dying of hunger and has no way of buying what he wants; I say so + because if at the right time I had had those twenty ducats that your + worship now offers me, I would have greased the notary's pen and freshened + up the attorney's wit with them, so that to-day I should be in the middle + of the plaza of the Zocodover at Toledo, and not on this road coupled like + a greyhound. But God is great; patience—there, that's enough of it." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote passed on to the fourth, a man of venerable aspect with a + white beard falling below his breast, who on hearing himself asked the + reason of his being there began to weep without answering a word, but the + fifth acted as his tongue and said, "This worthy man is going to the + galleys for four years, after having gone the rounds in ceremony and on + horseback." + </p> + <p> + "That means," said Sancho Panza, "as I take it, to have been exposed to + shame in public." + </p> + <p> + "Just so," replied the galley slave, "and the offence for which they gave + him that punishment was having been an ear-broker, nay body-broker; I + mean, in short, that this gentleman goes as a pimp, and for having besides + a certain touch of the sorcerer about him." + </p> + <p> + "If that touch had not been thrown in," said Don Quixote, "he would not + deserve, for mere pimping, to row in the galleys, but rather to command + and be admiral of them; for the office of pimp is no ordinary one, being + the office of persons of discretion, one very necessary in a well-ordered + state, and only to be exercised by persons of good birth; nay, there ought + to be an inspector and overseer of them, as in other offices, and + recognised number, as with the brokers on change; in this way many of the + evils would be avoided which are caused by this office and calling being + in the hands of stupid and ignorant people, such as women more or less + silly, and pages and jesters of little standing and experience, who on the + most urgent occasions, and when ingenuity of contrivance is needed, let + the crumbs freeze on the way to their mouths, and know not which is their + right hand. I should like to go farther, and give reasons to show that it + is advisable to choose those who are to hold so necessary an office in the + state, but this is not the fit place for it; some day I will expound the + matter to some one able to see to and rectify it; all I say now is, that + the additional fact of his being a sorcerer has removed the sorrow it gave + me to see these white hairs and this venerable countenance in so painful a + position on account of his being a pimp; though I know well there are no + sorceries in the world that can move or compel the will as some simple + folk fancy, for our will is free, nor is there herb or charm that can + force it. All that certain silly women and quacks do is to turn men mad + with potions and poisons, pretending that they have power to cause love, + for, as I say, it is an impossibility to compel the will." + </p> + <p> + "It is true," said the good old man, "and indeed, sir, as far as the + charge of sorcery goes I was not guilty; as to that of being a pimp I + cannot deny it; but I never thought I was doing any harm by it, for my + only object was that all the world should enjoy itself and live in peace + and quiet, without quarrels or troubles; but my good intentions were + unavailing to save me from going where I never expect to come back from, + with this weight of years upon me and a urinary ailment that never gives + me a moment's ease;" and again he fell to weeping as before, and such + compassion did Sancho feel for him that he took out a real of four from + his bosom and gave it to him in alms. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote went on and asked another what his crime was, and the man + answered with no less but rather much more sprightliness than the last + one. + </p> + <p> + "I am here because I carried the joke too far with a couple of cousins of + mine, and with a couple of other cousins who were none of mine; in short, + I carried the joke so far with them all that it ended in such a + complicated increase of kindred that no accountant could make it clear: it + was all proved against me, I got no favour, I had no money, I was near + having my neck stretched, they sentenced me to the galleys for six years, + I accepted my fate, it is the punishment of my fault; I am a young man; + let life only last, and with that all will come right. If you, sir, have + anything wherewith to help the poor, God will repay it to you in heaven, + and we on earth will take care in our petitions to him to pray for the + life and health of your worship, that they may be as long and as good as + your amiable appearance deserves." + </p> + <p> + This one was in the dress of a student, and one of the guards said he was + a great talker and a very elegant Latin scholar. + </p> + <p> + Behind all these there came a man of thirty, a very personable fellow, + except that when he looked, his eyes turned in a little one towards the + other. He was bound differently from the rest, for he had to his leg a + chain so long that it was wound all round his body, and two rings on his + neck, one attached to the chain, the other to what they call a + "keep-friend" or "friend's foot," from which hung two irons reaching to + his waist with two manacles fixed to them in which his hands were secured + by a big padlock, so that he could neither raise his hands to his mouth + nor lower his head to his hands. Don Quixote asked why this man carried so + many more chains than the others. The guard replied that it was because he + alone had committed more crimes than all the rest put together, and was so + daring and such a villain, that though they marched him in that fashion + they did not feel sure of him, but were in dread of his making his escape. + </p> + <p> + "What crimes can he have committed," said Don Quixote, "if they have not + deserved a heavier punishment than being sent to the galleys?" + </p> + <p> + "He goes for ten years," replied the guard, "which is the same thing as + civil death, and all that need be said is that this good fellow is the + famous Gines de Pasamonte, otherwise called Ginesillo de Parapilla." + </p> + <p> + "Gently, senor commissary," said the galley slave at this, "let us have no + fixing of names or surnames; my name is Gines, not Ginesillo, and my + family name is Pasamonte, not Parapilla as you say; let each one mind his + own business, and he will be doing enough." + </p> + <p> + "Speak with less impertinence, master thief of extra measure," replied the + commissary, "if you don't want me to make you hold your tongue in spite of + your teeth." + </p> + <p> + "It is easy to see," returned the galley slave, "that man goes as God + pleases, but some one shall know some day whether I am called Ginesillo de + Parapilla or not." + </p> + <p> + "Don't they call you so, you liar?" said the guard. + </p> + <p> + "They do," returned Gines, "but I will make them give over calling me so, + or I will be shaved, where, I only say behind my teeth. If you, sir, have + anything to give us, give it to us at once, and God speed you, for you are + becoming tiresome with all this inquisitiveness about the lives of others; + if you want to know about mine, let me tell you I am Gines de Pasamonte, + whose life is written by these fingers." + </p> + <p> + "He says true," said the commissary, "for he has himself written his story + as grand as you please, and has left the book in the prison in pawn for + two hundred reals." + </p> + <p> + "And I mean to take it out of pawn," said Gines, "though it were in for + two hundred ducats." + </p> + <p> + "Is it so good?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "So good is it," replied Gines, "that a fig for 'Lazarillo de Tormes,' and + all of that kind that have been written, or shall be written compared with + it: all I will say about it is that it deals with facts, and facts so neat + and diverting that no lies could match them." + </p> + <p> + "And how is the book entitled?" asked Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "The 'Life of Gines de Pasamonte,'" replied the subject of it. + </p> + <p> + "And is it finished?" asked Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "How can it be finished," said the other, "when my life is not yet + finished? All that is written is from my birth down to the point when they + sent me to the galleys this last time." + </p> + <p> + "Then you have been there before?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "In the service of God and the king I have been there for four years + before now, and I know by this time what the biscuit and courbash are + like," replied Gines; "and it is no great grievance to me to go back to + them, for there I shall have time to finish my book; I have still many + things left to say, and in the galleys of Spain there is more than enough + leisure; though I do not want much for what I have to write, for I have it + by heart." + </p> + <p> + "You seem a clever fellow," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "And an unfortunate one," replied Gines, "for misfortune always persecutes + good wit." + </p> + <p> + "It persecutes rogues," said the commissary. + </p> + <p> + "I told you already to go gently, master commissary," said Pasamonte; + "their lordships yonder never gave you that staff to ill-treat us wretches + here, but to conduct and take us where his majesty orders you; if not, by + the life of-never mind-; it may be that some day the stains made in the + inn will come out in the scouring; let everyone hold his tongue and behave + well and speak better; and now let us march on, for we have had quite + enough of this entertainment." + </p> + <p> + The commissary lifted his staff to strike Pasamonte in return for his + threats, but Don Quixote came between them, and begged him not to ill-use + him, as it was not too much to allow one who had his hands tied to have + his tongue a trifle free; and turning to the whole chain of them he said: + </p> + <p> + "From all you have told me, dear brethren, make out clearly that though + they have punished you for your faults, the punishments you are about to + endure do not give you much pleasure, and that you go to them very much + against the grain and against your will, and that perhaps this one's want + of courage under torture, that one's want of money, the other's want of + advocacy, and lastly the perverted judgment of the judge may have been the + cause of your ruin and of your failure to obtain the justice you had on + your side. All which presents itself now to my mind, urging, persuading, + and even compelling me to demonstrate in your case the purpose for which + Heaven sent me into the world and caused me to make profession of the + order of chivalry to which I belong, and the vow I took therein to give + aid to those in need and under the oppression of the strong. But as I know + that it is a mark of prudence not to do by foul means what may be done by + fair, I will ask these gentlemen, the guards and commissary, to be so good + as to release you and let you go in peace, as there will be no lack of + others to serve the king under more favourable circumstances; for it seems + to me a hard case to make slaves of those whom God and nature have made + free. Moreover, sirs of the guard," added Don Quixote, "these poor fellows + have done nothing to you; let each answer for his own sins yonder; there + is a God in Heaven who will not forget to punish the wicked or reward the + good; and it is not fitting that honest men should be the instruments of + punishment to others, they being therein no way concerned. This request I + make thus gently and quietly, that, if you comply with it, I may have + reason for thanking you; and, if you will not voluntarily, this lance and + sword together with the might of my arm shall compel you to comply with it + by force." + </p> + <p> + "Nice nonsense!" said the commissary; "a fine piece of pleasantry he has + come out with at last! He wants us to let the king's prisoners go, as if + we had any authority to release them, or he to order us to do so! Go your + way, sir, and good luck to you; put that basin straight that you've got on + your head, and don't go looking for three feet on a cat." + </p> + <p> + "'Tis you that are the cat, rat, and rascal," replied Don Quixote, and + acting on the word he fell upon him so suddenly that without giving him + time to defend himself he brought him to the ground sorely wounded with a + lance-thrust; and lucky it was for him that it was the one that had the + musket. The other guards stood thunderstruck and amazed at this unexpected + event, but recovering presence of mind, those on horseback seized their + swords, and those on foot their javelins, and attacked Don Quixote, who + was waiting for them with great calmness; and no doubt it would have gone + badly with him if the galley slaves, seeing the chance before them of + liberating themselves, had not effected it by contriving to break the + chain on which they were strung. Such was the confusion, that the guards, + now rushing at the galley slaves who were breaking loose, now to attack + Don Quixote who was waiting for them, did nothing at all that was of any + use. Sancho, on his part, gave a helping hand to release Gines de + Pasamonte, who was the first to leap forth upon the plain free and + unfettered, and who, attacking the prostrate commissary, took from him his + sword and the musket, with which, aiming at one and levelling at another, + he, without ever discharging it, drove every one of the guards off the + field, for they took to flight, as well to escape Pasamonte's musket, as + the showers of stones the now released galley slaves were raining upon + them. Sancho was greatly grieved at the affair, because he anticipated + that those who had fled would report the matter to the Holy Brotherhood, + who at the summons of the alarm-bell would at once sally forth in quest of + the offenders; and he said so to his master, and entreated him to leave + the place at once, and go into hiding in the sierra that was close by. + </p> + <p> + "That is all very well," said Don Quixote, "but I know what must be done + now;" and calling together all the galley slaves, who were now running + riot, and had stripped the commissary to the skin, he collected them round + him to hear what he had to say, and addressed them as follows: "To be + grateful for benefits received is the part of persons of good birth, and + one of the sins most offensive to God is ingratitude; I say so because, + sirs, ye have already seen by manifest proof the benefit ye have received + of me; in return for which I desire, and it is my good pleasure that, + laden with that chain which I have taken off your necks, ye at once set + out and proceed to the city of El Toboso, and there present yourselves + before the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, and say to her that her knight, he of + the Rueful Countenance, sends to commend himself to her; and that ye + recount to her in full detail all the particulars of this notable + adventure, up to the recovery of your longed-for liberty; and this done ye + may go where ye will, and good fortune attend you." + </p> + <p> + Gines de Pasamonte made answer for all, saying, "That which you, sir, our + deliverer, demand of us, is of all impossibilities the most impossible to + comply with, because we cannot go together along the roads, but only + singly and separate, and each one his own way, endeavouring to hide + ourselves in the bowels of the earth to escape the Holy Brotherhood, + which, no doubt, will come out in search of us. What your worship may do, + and fairly do, is to change this service and tribute as regards the lady + Dulcinea del Toboso for a certain quantity of ave-marias and credos which + we will say for your worship's intention, and this is a condition that can + be complied with by night as by day, running or resting, in peace or in + war; but to imagine that we are going now to return to the flesh-pots of + Egypt, I mean to take up our chain and set out for El Toboso, is to + imagine that it is now night, though it is not yet ten in the morning, and + to ask this of us is like asking pears of the elm tree." + </p> + <p> + "Then by all that's good," said Don Quixote (now stirred to wrath), "Don + son of a bitch, Don Ginesillo de Paropillo, or whatever your name is, you + will have to go yourself alone, with your tail between your legs and the + whole chain on your back." + </p> + <p> + Pasamonte, who was anything but meek (being by this time thoroughly + convinced that Don Quixote was not quite right in his head as he had + committed such a vagary as to set them free), finding himself abused in + this fashion, gave the wink to his companions, and falling back they began + to shower stones on Don Quixote at such a rate that he was quite unable to + protect himself with his buckler, and poor Rocinante no more heeded the + spur than if he had been made of brass. Sancho planted himself behind his + ass, and with him sheltered himself from the hailstorm that poured on both + of them. Don Quixote was unable to shield himself so well but that more + pebbles than I could count struck him full on the body with such force + that they brought him to the ground; and the instant he fell the student + pounced upon him, snatched the basin from his head, and with it struck + three or four blows on his shoulders, and as many more on the ground, + knocking it almost to pieces. They then stripped him of a jacket that he + wore over his armour, and they would have stripped off his stockings if + his greaves had not prevented them. From Sancho they took his coat, + leaving him in his shirt-sleeves; and dividing among themselves the + remaining spoils of the battle, they went each one his own way, more + solicitous about keeping clear of the Holy Brotherhood they dreaded, than + about burdening themselves with the chain, or going to present themselves + before the lady Dulcinea del Toboso. The ass and Rocinante, Sancho and Don + Quixote, were all that were left upon the spot; the ass with drooping + head, serious, shaking his ears from time to time as if he thought the + storm of stones that assailed them was not yet over; Rocinante stretched + beside his master, for he too had been brought to the ground by a stone; + Sancho stripped, and trembling with fear of the Holy Brotherhood; and Don + Quixote fuming to find himself so served by the very persons for whom he + had done so much. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c22e" id="c22e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c22e.jpg (44K)" src="images/c22e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch23" id="ch23"></a>CHAPTER XXIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OF THE + RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS HISTORY + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23a" id="c23a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23a.jpg (148K)" src="images/c23a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Seeing himself served in this way, Don Quixote said to his squire, "I have + always heard it said, Sancho, that to do good to boors is to throw water + into the sea. If I had believed thy words, I should have avoided this + trouble; but it is done now, it is only to have patience and take warning + for the future." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23b" id="c23b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23b.jpg (318K)" src="images/c23b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Your worship will take warning as much as I am a Turk," returned Sancho; + "but, as you say this mischief might have been avoided if you had believed + me, believe me now, and a still greater one will be avoided; for I tell + you chivalry is of no account with the Holy Brotherhood, and they don't + care two maravedis for all the knights-errant in the world; and I can tell + you I fancy I hear their arrows whistling past my ears this minute." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art a coward by nature, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but lest thou + shouldst say I am obstinate, and that I never do as thou dost advise, this + once I will take thy advice, and withdraw out of reach of that fury thou + so dreadest; but it must be on one condition, that never, in life or in + death, thou art to say to anyone that I retired or withdrew from this + danger out of fear, but only in compliance with thy entreaties; for if + thou sayest otherwise thou wilt lie therein, and from this time to that, + and from that to this, I give thee lie, and say thou liest and wilt lie + every time thou thinkest or sayest it; and answer me not again; for at the + mere thought that I am withdrawing or retiring from any danger, above all + from this, which does seem to carry some little shadow of fear with it, I + am ready to take my stand here and await alone, not only that Holy + Brotherhood you talk of and dread, but the brothers of the twelve tribes + of Israel, and the Seven Maccabees, and Castor and Pollux, and all the + brothers and brotherhoods in the world." + </p> + <p> + "Senor," replied Sancho, "to retire is not to flee, and there is no wisdom + in waiting when danger outweighs hope, and it is the part of wise men to + preserve themselves to-day for to-morrow, and not risk all in one day; and + let me tell you, though I am a clown and a boor, I have got some notion of + what they call safe conduct; so repent not of having taken my advice, but + mount Rocinante if you can, and if not I will help you; and follow me, for + my mother-wit tells me we have more need of legs than hands just now." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote mounted without replying, and, Sancho leading the way on his + ass, they entered the side of the Sierra Morena, which was close by, as it + was Sancho's design to cross it entirely and come out again at El Viso or + Almodovar del Campo, and hide for some days among its crags so as to + escape the search of the Brotherhood should they come to look for them. He + was encouraged in this by perceiving that the stock of provisions carried + by the ass had come safe out of the fray with the galley slaves, a + circumstance that he regarded as a miracle, seeing how they pillaged and + ransacked. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23c" id="c23c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23c.jpg (297K)" src="images/c23c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + That night they reached the very heart of the Sierra Morena, where it + seemed prudent to Sancho to pass the night and even some days, at least as + many as the stores he carried might last, and so they encamped between two + rocks and among some cork trees; but fatal destiny, which, according to + the opinion of those who have not the light of the true faith, directs, + arranges, and settles everything in its own way, so ordered it that Gines + de Pasamonte, the famous knave and thief who by the virtue and madness of + Don Quixote had been released from the chain, driven by fear of the Holy + Brotherhood, which he had good reason to dread, resolved to take hiding in + the mountains; and his fate and fear led him to the same spot to which Don + Quixote and Sancho Panza had been led by theirs, just in time to recognise + them and leave them to fall asleep: and as the wicked are always + ungrateful, and necessity leads to evildoing, and immediate advantage + overcomes all considerations of the future, Gines, who was neither + grateful nor well-principled, made up his mind to steal Sancho Panza's + ass, not troubling himself about Rocinante, as being a prize that was no + good either to pledge or sell. While Sancho slept he stole his ass, and + before day dawned he was far out of reach. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23d" id="c23d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23d.jpg (256K)" src="images/c23d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Aurora made her appearance bringing gladness to the earth but sadness to + Sancho Panza, for he found that his Dapple was missing, and seeing himself + bereft of him he began the saddest and most doleful lament in the world, + so loud that Don Quixote awoke at his exclamations and heard him saying, + "O son of my bowels, born in my very house, my children's plaything, my + wife's joy, the envy of my neighbours, relief of my burdens, and lastly, + half supporter of myself, for with the six-and-twenty maravedis thou didst + earn me daily I met half my charges." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, when he heard the lament and learned the cause, consoled + Sancho with the best arguments he could, entreating him to be patient, and + promising to give him a letter of exchange ordering three out of five + ass-colts that he had at home to be given to him. Sancho took comfort at + this, dried his tears, suppressed his sobs, and returned thanks for the + kindness shown him by Don Quixote. He on his part was rejoiced to the + heart on entering the mountains, as they seemed to him to be just the + place for the adventures he was in quest of. They brought back to his + memory the marvellous adventures that had befallen knights-errant in like + solitudes and wilds, and he went along reflecting on these things, so + absorbed and carried away by them that he had no thought for anything + else. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23e" id="c23e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23e.jpg (280K)" src="images/c23e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Nor had Sancho any other care (now that he fancied he was travelling in a + safe quarter) than to satisfy his appetite with such remains as were left + of the clerical spoils, and so he marched behind his master laden with + what Dapple used to carry, emptying the sack and packing his paunch, and + so long as he could go that way, he would not have given a farthing to + meet with another adventure. + </p> + <p> + While so engaged he raised his eyes and saw that his master had halted, + and was trying with the point of his pike to lift some bulky object that + lay upon the ground, on which he hastened to join him and help him if it + were needful, and reached him just as with the point of the pike he was + raising a saddle-pad with a valise attached to it, half or rather wholly + rotten and torn; but so heavy were they that Sancho had to help to take + them up, and his master directed him to see what the valise contained. + Sancho did so with great alacrity, and though the valise was secured by a + chain and padlock, from its torn and rotten condition he was able to see + its contents, which were four shirts of fine holland, and other articles + of linen no less curious than clean; and in a handkerchief he found a good + lot of gold crowns, and as soon as he saw them he exclaimed: + </p> + <p> + "Blessed be all Heaven for sending us an adventure that is good for + something!" + </p> + <p> + Searching further he found a little memorandum book richly bound; this Don + Quixote asked of him, telling him to take the money and keep it for + himself. Sancho kissed his hands for the favour, and cleared the valise of + its linen, which he stowed away in the provision sack. Considering the + whole matter, Don Quixote observed: + </p> + <p> + "It seems to me, Sancho—and it is impossible it can be otherwise—that + some strayed traveller must have crossed this sierra and been attacked and + slain by footpads, who brought him to this remote spot to bury him." + </p> + <p> + "That cannot be," answered Sancho, "because if they had been robbers they + would not have left this money." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art right," said Don Quixote, "and I cannot guess or explain what + this may mean; but stay; let us see if in this memorandum book there is + anything written by which we may be able to trace out or discover what we + want to know." + </p> + <p> + He opened it, and the first thing he found in it, written roughly but in a + very good hand, was a sonnet, and reading it aloud that Sancho might hear + it, he found that it ran as follows: + </p> + <blockquote> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +Or Love is lacking in intelligence, + Or to the height of cruelty attains, + Or else it is my doom to suffer pains +Beyond the measure due to my offence. +But if Love be a God, it follows thence + That he knows all, and certain it remains + No God loves cruelty; then who ordains +This penance that enthrals while it torments? +It were a falsehood, Chloe, thee to name; + Such evil with such goodness cannot live; +And against Heaven I dare not charge the blame, + I only know it is my fate to die. + To him who knows not whence his malady + A miracle alone a cure can give. +</pre> + </blockquote> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23f" id="c23f"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23f.jpg (344K)" src="images/c23f.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23f.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "There is nothing to be learned from that rhyme," said Sancho, "unless by + that clue there's in it, one may draw out the ball of the whole matter." + </p> + <p> + "What clue is there?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I thought your worship spoke of a clue in it," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "I only said Chloe," replied Don Quixote; "and that no doubt, is the name + of the lady of whom the author of the sonnet complains; and, faith, he + must be a tolerable poet, or I know little of the craft." + </p> + <p> + "Then your worship understands rhyming too?" + </p> + <p> + "And better than thou thinkest," replied Don Quixote, "as thou shalt see + when thou carriest a letter written in verse from beginning to end to my + lady Dulcinea del Toboso, for I would have thee know, Sancho, that all or + most of the knights-errant in days of yore were great troubadours and + great musicians, for both of these accomplishments, or more properly + speaking gifts, are the peculiar property of lovers-errant: true it is + that the verses of the knights of old have more spirit than neatness in + them." + </p> + <p> + "Read more, your worship," said Sancho, "and you will find something that + will enlighten us." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote turned the page and said, "This is prose and seems to be a + letter." + </p> + <p> + "A correspondence letter, senor?" + </p> + <p> + "From the beginning it seems to be a love letter," replied Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Then let your worship read it aloud," said Sancho, "for I am very fond of + love matters." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said Don Quixote, and reading it aloud as Sancho had + requested him, he found it ran thus: + </p> + <p> + Thy false promise and my sure misfortune carry me to a place whence the + news of my death will reach thy ears before the words of my complaint. + Ungrateful one, thou hast rejected me for one more wealthy, but not more + worthy; but if virtue were esteemed wealth I should neither envy the + fortunes of others nor weep for misfortunes of my own. What thy beauty + raised up thy deeds have laid low; by it I believed thee to be an angel, + by them I know thou art a woman. Peace be with thee who hast sent war to + me, and Heaven grant that the deceit of thy husband be ever hidden from + thee, so that thou repent not of what thou hast done, and I reap not a + revenge I would not have. + </p> + <p> + When he had finished the letter, Don Quixote said, "There is less to be + gathered from this than from the verses, except that he who wrote it is + some rejected lover;" and turning over nearly all the pages of the book he + found more verses and letters, some of which he could read, while others + he could not; but they were all made up of complaints, laments, + misgivings, desires and aversions, favours and rejections, some rapturous, + some doleful. While Don Quixote examined the book, Sancho examined the + valise, not leaving a corner in the whole of it or in the pad that he did + not search, peer into, and explore, or seam that he did not rip, or tuft + of wool that he did not pick to pieces, lest anything should escape for + want of care and pains; so keen was the covetousness excited in him by the + discovery of the crowns, which amounted to near a hundred; and though he + found no more booty, he held the blanket flights, balsam vomits, stake + benedictions, carriers' fisticuffs, missing alforjas, stolen coat, and all + the hunger, thirst, and weariness he had endured in the service of his + good master, cheap at the price; as he considered himself more than fully + indemnified for all by the payment he received in the gift of the + treasure-trove. + </p> + <p> + The Knight of the Rueful Countenance was still very anxious to find out + who the owner of the valise could be, conjecturing from the sonnet and + letter, from the money in gold, and from the fineness of the shirts, that + he must be some lover of distinction whom the scorn and cruelty of his + lady had driven to some desperate course; but as in that uninhabited and + rugged spot there was no one to be seen of whom he could inquire, he saw + nothing else for it but to push on, taking whatever road Rocinante chose—which + was where he could make his way—firmly persuaded that among these + wilds he could not fail to meet some rare adventure. As he went along, + then, occupied with these thoughts, he perceived on the summit of a height + that rose before their eyes a man who went springing from rock to rock and + from tussock to tussock with marvellous agility. As well as he could make + out he was unclad, with a thick black beard, long tangled hair, and bare + legs and feet, his thighs were covered by breeches apparently of tawny + velvet but so ragged that they showed his skin in several places. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23g" id="c23g"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23g.jpg (360K)" src="images/c23g.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23g.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + He was bareheaded, and notwithstanding the swiftness with which he passed + as has been described, the Knight of the Rueful Countenance observed and + noted all these trifles, and though he made the attempt, he was unable to + follow him, for it was not granted to the feebleness of Rocinante to make + way over such rough ground, he being, moreover, slow-paced and sluggish by + nature. Don Quixote at once came to the conclusion that this was the owner + of the saddle-pad and of the valise, and made up his mind to go in search + of him, even though he should have to wander a year in those mountains + before he found him, and so he directed Sancho to take a short cut over + one side of the mountain, while he himself went by the other, and perhaps + by this means they might light upon this man who had passed so quickly out + of their sight. + </p> + <p> + "I could not do that," said Sancho, "for when I separate from your worship + fear at once lays hold of me, and assails me with all sorts of panics and + fancies; and let what I now say be a notice that from this time forth I am + not going to stir a finger's width from your presence." + </p> + <p> + "It shall be so," said he of the Rueful Countenance, "and I am very glad + that thou art willing to rely on my courage, which will never fail thee, + even though the soul in thy body fail thee; so come on now behind me + slowly as well as thou canst, and make lanterns of thine eyes; let us make + the circuit of this ridge; perhaps we shall light upon this man that we + saw, who no doubt is no other than the owner of what we found." + </p> + <p> + To which Sancho made answer, "Far better would it be not to look for him, + for, if we find him, and he happens to be the owner of the money, it is + plain I must restore it; it would be better, therefore, that without + taking this needless trouble, I should keep possession of it until in some + other less meddlesome and officious way the real owner may be discovered; + and perhaps that will be when I shall have spent it, and then the king + will hold me harmless." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art wrong there, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for now that we have a + suspicion who the owner is, and have him almost before us, we are bound to + seek him and make restitution; and if we do not see him, the strong + suspicion we have as to his being the owner makes us as guilty as if he + were so; and so, friend Sancho, let not our search for him give thee any + uneasiness, for if we find him it will relieve mine." + </p> + <p> + And so saying he gave Rocinante the spur, and Sancho followed him on foot + and loaded, and after having partly made the circuit of the mountain they + found lying in a ravine, dead and half devoured by dogs and pecked by + jackdaws, a mule saddled and bridled, all which still further strengthened + their suspicion that he who had fled was the owner of the mule and the + saddle-pad. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23h" id="c23h"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23h.jpg (381K)" src="images/c23h.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23h.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + As they stood looking at it they heard a whistle like that of a shepherd + watching his flock, and suddenly on their left there appeared a great + number of goats and behind them on the summit of the mountain the goatherd + in charge of them, a man advanced in years. Don Quixote called aloud to + him and begged him to come down to where they stood. He shouted in return, + asking what had brought them to that spot, seldom or never trodden except + by the feet of goats, or of the wolves and other wild beasts that roamed + around. Sancho in return bade him come down, and they would explain all to + him. + </p> + <p> + The goatherd descended, and reaching the place where Don Quixote stood, he + said, "I will wager you are looking at that hack mule that lies dead in + the hollow there, and, faith, it has been lying there now these six + months; tell me, have you come upon its master about here?" + </p> + <p> + "We have come upon nobody," answered Don Quixote, "nor on anything except + a saddle-pad and a little valise that we found not far from this." + </p> + <p> + "I found it too," said the goatherd, "but I would not lift it nor go near + it for fear of some ill-luck or being charged with theft, for the devil is + crafty, and things rise up under one's feet to make one fall without + knowing why or wherefore." + </p> + <p> + "That's exactly what I say," said Sancho; "I found it too, and I would not + go within a stone's throw of it; there I left it, and there it lies just + as it was, for I don't want a dog with a bell." + </p> + <p> + "Tell me, good man," said Don Quixote, "do you know who is the owner of + this property?" + </p> + <p> + "All I can tell you," said the goatherd, "is that about six months ago, + more or less, there arrived at a shepherd's hut three leagues, perhaps, + away from this, a youth of well-bred appearance and manners, mounted on + that same mule which lies dead here, and with the same saddle-pad and + valise which you say you found and did not touch. He asked us what part of + this sierra was the most rugged and retired; we told him that it was where + we now are; and so in truth it is, for if you push on half a league + farther, perhaps you will not be able to find your way out; and I am + wondering how you have managed to come here, for there is no road or path + that leads to this spot. I say, then, that on hearing our answer the youth + turned about and made for the place we pointed out to him, leaving us all + charmed with his good looks, and wondering at his question and the haste + with which we saw him depart in the direction of the sierra; and after + that we saw him no more, until some days afterwards he crossed the path of + one of our shepherds, and without saying a word to him, came up to him and + gave him several cuffs and kicks, and then turned to the ass with our + provisions and took all the bread and cheese it carried, and having done + this made off back again into the sierra with extraordinary swiftness. + When some of us goatherds learned this we went in search of him for about + two days through the most remote portion of this sierra, at the end of + which we found him lodged in the hollow of a large thick cork tree. He + came out to meet us with great gentleness, with his dress now torn and his + face so disfigured and burned by the sun, that we hardly recognised him + but that his clothes, though torn, convinced us, from the recollection we + had of them, that he was the person we were looking for. He saluted us + courteously, and in a few well-spoken words he told us not to wonder at + seeing him going about in this guise, as it was binding upon him in order + that he might work out a penance which for his many sins had been imposed + upon him. We asked him to tell us who he was, but we were never able to + find out from him: we begged of him too, when he was in want of food, + which he could not do without, to tell us where we should find him, as we + would bring it to him with all good-will and readiness; or if this were + not to his taste, at least to come and ask it of us and not take it by + force from the shepherds. He thanked us for the offer, begged pardon for + the late assault, and promised for the future to ask it in God's name + without offering violence to anybody. As for fixed abode, he said he had + no other than that which chance offered wherever night might overtake him; + and his words ended in an outburst of weeping so bitter that we who + listened to him must have been very stones had we not joined him in it, + comparing what we saw of him the first time with what we saw now; for, as + I said, he was a graceful and gracious youth, and in his courteous and + polished language showed himself to be of good birth and courtly breeding, + and rustics as we were that listened to him, even to our rusticity his + gentle bearing sufficed to make it plain. + </p> + <p> + "But in the midst of his conversation he stopped and became silent, + keeping his eyes fixed upon the ground for some time, during which we + stood still waiting anxiously to see what would come of this abstraction; + and with no little pity, for from his behaviour, now staring at the ground + with fixed gaze and eyes wide open without moving an eyelid, again closing + them, compressing his lips and raising his eyebrows, we could perceive + plainly that a fit of madness of some kind had come upon him; and before + long he showed that what we imagined was the truth, for he arose in a fury + from the ground where he had thrown himself, and attacked the first he + found near him with such rage and fierceness that if we had not dragged + him off him, he would have beaten or bitten him to death, all the while + exclaiming, 'Oh faithless Fernando, here, here shalt thou pay the penalty + of the wrong thou hast done me; these hands shall tear out that heart of + thine, abode and dwelling of all iniquity, but of deceit and fraud above + all; and to these he added other words all in effect upbraiding this + Fernando and charging him with treachery and faithlessness. + </p> + <p> + "We forced him to release his hold with no little difficulty, and without + another word he left us, and rushing off plunged in among these brakes and + brambles, so as to make it impossible for us to follow him; from this we + suppose that madness comes upon him from time to time, and that some one + called Fernando must have done him a wrong of a grievous nature such as + the condition to which it had brought him seemed to show. All this has + been since then confirmed on those occasions, and they have been many, on + which he has crossed our path, at one time to beg the shepherds to give + him some of the food they carry, at another to take it from them by force; + for when there is a fit of madness upon him, even though the shepherds + offer it freely, he will not accept it but snatches it from them by dint + of blows; but when he is in his senses he begs it for the love of God, + courteously and civilly, and receives it with many thanks and not a few + tears. And to tell you the truth, sirs," continued the goatherd, "it was + yesterday that we resolved, I and four of the lads, two of them our + servants, and the other two friends of mine, to go in search of him until + we find him, and when we do to take him, whether by force or of his own + consent, to the town of Almodovar, which is eight leagues from this, and + there strive to cure him (if indeed his malady admits of a cure), or learn + when he is in his senses who he is, and if he has relatives to whom we may + give notice of his misfortune. This, sirs, is all I can say in answer to + what you have asked me; and be sure that the owner of the articles you + found is he whom you saw pass by with such nimbleness and so naked." + </p> + <p> + For Don Quixote had already described how he had seen the man go bounding + along the mountain side, and he was now filled with amazement at what he + heard from the goatherd, and more eager than ever to discover who the + unhappy madman was; and in his heart he resolved, as he had done before, + to search for him all over the mountain, not leaving a corner or cave + unexamined until he had found him. But chance arranged matters better than + he expected or hoped, for at that very moment, in a gorge on the mountain + that opened where they stood, the youth he wished to find made his + appearance, coming along talking to himself in a way that would have been + unintelligible near at hand, much more at a distance. His garb was what + has been described, save that as he drew near, Don Quixote perceived that + a tattered doublet which he wore was amber-tanned, from which he concluded + that one who wore such garments could not be of very low rank. + </p> + <p> + Approaching them, the youth greeted them in a harsh and hoarse voice but + with great courtesy. Don Quixote returned his salutation with equal + politeness, and dismounting from Rocinante advanced with well-bred bearing + and grace to embrace him, and held him for some time close in his arms as + if he had known him for a long time. The other, whom we may call the + Ragged One of the Sorry Countenance, as Don Quixote was of the Rueful, + after submitting to the embrace pushed him back a little and, placing his + hands on Don Quixote's shoulders, stood gazing at him as if seeking to see + whether he knew him, not less amazed, perhaps, at the sight of the face, + figure, and armour of Don Quixote than Don Quixote was at the sight of + him. To be brief, the first to speak after embracing was the Ragged One, + and he said what will be told farther on. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23i" id="c23i"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23i.jpg (53K)" src="images/c23i.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23i.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch24" id="ch24"></a>CHAPTER XXIV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c24a" id="c24a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c24a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c24a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c24a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The history relates that it was with the greatest attention Don Quixote + listened to the ragged knight of the Sierra, who began by saying: + </p> + <p> + "Of a surety, senor, whoever you are, for I know you not, I thank you for + the proofs of kindness and courtesy you have shown me, and would I were in + a condition to requite with something more than good-will that which you + have displayed towards me in the cordial reception you have given me; but + my fate does not afford me any other means of returning kindnesses done me + save the hearty desire to repay them." + </p> + <p> + "Mine," replied Don Quixote, "is to be of service to you, so much so that + I had resolved not to quit these mountains until I had found you, and + learned of you whether there is any kind of relief to be found for that + sorrow under which from the strangeness of your life you seem to labour; + and to search for you with all possible diligence, if search had been + necessary. And if your misfortune should prove to be one of those that + refuse admission to any sort of consolation, it was my purpose to join you + in lamenting and mourning over it, so far as I could; for it is still some + comfort in misfortune to find one who can feel for it. And if my good + intentions deserve to be acknowledged with any kind of courtesy, I entreat + you, senor, by that which I perceive you possess in so high a degree, and + likewise conjure you by whatever you love or have loved best in life, to + tell me who you are and the cause that has brought you to live or die in + these solitudes like a brute beast, dwelling among them in a manner so + foreign to your condition as your garb and appearance show. And I swear," + added Don Quixote, "by the order of knighthood which I have received, and + by my vocation of knight-errant, if you gratify me in this, to serve you + with all the zeal my calling demands of me, either in relieving your + misfortune if it admits of relief, or in joining you in lamenting it as I + promised to do." + </p> + <p> + The Knight of the Thicket, hearing him of the Rueful Countenance talk in + this strain, did nothing but stare at him, and stare at him again, and + again survey him from head to foot; and when he had thoroughly examined + him, he said to him: + </p> + <p> + "If you have anything to give me to eat, for God's sake give it me, and + after I have eaten I will do all you ask in acknowledgment of the goodwill + you have displayed towards me." + </p> + <p> + Sancho from his sack, and the goatherd from his pouch, furnished the + Ragged One with the means of appeasing his hunger, and what they gave him + he ate like a half-witted being, so hastily that he took no time between + mouthfuls, gorging rather than swallowing; and while he ate neither he nor + they who observed him uttered a word. As soon as he had done he made signs + to them to follow him, which they did, and he led them to a green plot + which lay a little farther off round the corner of a rock. On reaching it + he stretched himself upon the grass, and the others did the same, all + keeping silence, until the Ragged One, settling himself in his place, + said: + </p> + <p> + "If it is your wish, sirs, that I should disclose in a few words the + surpassing extent of my misfortunes, you must promise not to break the + thread of my sad story with any question or other interruption, for the + instant you do so the tale I tell will come to an end." + </p> + <p> + These words of the Ragged One reminded Don Quixote of the tale his squire + had told him, when he failed to keep count of the goats that had crossed + the river and the story remained unfinished; but to return to the Ragged + One, he went on to say: + </p> + <p> + "I give you this warning because I wish to pass briefly over the story of + my misfortunes, for recalling them to memory only serves to add fresh + ones, and the less you question me the sooner shall I make an end of the + recital, though I shall not omit to relate anything of importance in order + fully to satisfy your curiosity." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote gave the promise for himself and the others, and with this + assurance he began as follows: + </p> + <p> + "My name is Cardenio, my birthplace one of the best cities of this + Andalusia, my family noble, my parents rich, my misfortune so great that + my parents must have wept and my family grieved over it without being able + by their wealth to lighten it; for the gifts of fortune can do little to + relieve reverses sent by Heaven. In that same country there was a heaven + in which love had placed all the glory I could desire; such was the beauty + of Luscinda, a damsel as noble and as rich as I, but of happier fortunes, + and of less firmness than was due to so worthy a passion as mine. This + Luscinda I loved, worshipped, and adored from my earliest and tenderest + years, and she loved me in all the innocence and sincerity of childhood. + Our parents were aware of our feelings, and were not sorry to perceive + them, for they saw clearly that as they ripened they must lead at last to + a marriage between us, a thing that seemed almost prearranged by the + equality of our families and wealth. We grew up, and with our growth grew + the love between us, so that the father of Luscinda felt bound for + propriety's sake to refuse me admission to his house, in this perhaps + imitating the parents of that Thisbe so celebrated by the poets, and this + refusal but added love to love and flame to flame; for though they + enforced silence upon our tongues they could not impose it upon our pens, + which can make known the heart's secrets to a loved one more freely than + tongues; for many a time the presence of the object of love shakes the + firmest will and strikes dumb the boldest tongue. Ah heavens! how many + letters did I write her, and how many dainty modest replies did I receive! + how many ditties and love-songs did I compose in which my heart declared + and made known its feelings, described its ardent longings, revelled in + its recollections and dallied with its desires! At length growing + impatient and feeling my heart languishing with longing to see her, I + resolved to put into execution and carry out what seemed to me the best + mode of winning my desired and merited reward, to ask her of her father + for my lawful wife, which I did. To this his answer was that he thanked me + for the disposition I showed to do honour to him and to regard myself as + honoured by the bestowal of his treasure; but that as my father was alive + it was his by right to make this demand, for if it were not in accordance + with his full will and pleasure, Luscinda was not to be taken or given by + stealth. I thanked him for his kindness, reflecting that there was reason + in what he said, and that my father would assent to it as soon as I should + tell him, and with that view I went the very same instant to let him know + what my desires were. When I entered the room where he was I found him + with an open letter in his hand, which, before I could utter a word, he + gave me, saying, 'By this letter thou wilt see, Cardenio, the disposition + the Duke Ricardo has to serve thee.' This Duke Ricardo, as you, sirs, + probably know already, is a grandee of Spain who has his seat in the best + part of this Andalusia. I took and read the letter, which was couched in + terms so flattering that even I myself felt it would be wrong in my father + not to comply with the request the duke made in it, which was that he + would send me immediately to him, as he wished me to become the companion, + not servant, of his eldest son, and would take upon himself the charge of + placing me in a position corresponding to the esteem in which he held me. + On reading the letter my voice failed me, and still more when I heard my + father say, 'Two days hence thou wilt depart, Cardenio, in accordance with + the duke's wish, and give thanks to God who is opening a road to thee by + which thou mayest attain what I know thou dost deserve; and to these words + he added others of fatherly counsel. The time for my departure arrived; I + spoke one night to Luscinda, I told her all that had occurred, as I did + also to her father, entreating him to allow some delay, and to defer the + disposal of her hand until I should see what the Duke Ricardo sought of + me: he gave me the promise, and she confirmed it with vows and swoonings + unnumbered. Finally, I presented myself to the duke, and was received and + treated by him so kindly that very soon envy began to do its work, the old + servants growing envious of me, and regarding the duke's inclination to + show me favour as an injury to themselves. But the one to whom my arrival + gave the greatest pleasure was the duke's second son, Fernando by name, a + gallant youth, of noble, generous, and amorous disposition, who very soon + made so intimate a friend of me that it was remarked by everybody; for + though the elder was attached to me, and showed me kindness, he did not + carry his affectionate treatment to the same length as Don Fernando. It so + happened, then, that as between friends no secret remains unshared, and as + the favour I enjoyed with Don Fernando had grown into friendship, he made + all his thoughts known to me, and in particular a love affair which + troubled his mind a little. He was deeply in love with a peasant girl, a + vassal of his father's, the daughter of wealthy parents, and herself so + beautiful, modest, discreet, and virtuous, that no one who knew her was + able to decide in which of these respects she was most highly gifted or + most excelled. The attractions of the fair peasant raised the passion of + Don Fernando to such a point that, in order to gain his object and + overcome her virtuous resolutions, he determined to pledge his word to her + to become her husband, for to attempt it in any other way was to attempt + an impossibility. Bound to him as I was by friendship, I strove by the + best arguments and the most forcible examples I could think of to restrain + and dissuade him from such a course; but perceiving I produced no effect I + resolved to make the Duke Ricardo, his father, acquainted with the matter; + but Don Fernando, being sharp-witted and shrewd, foresaw and apprehended + this, perceiving that by my duty as a good servant I was bound not to keep + concealed a thing so much opposed to the honour of my lord the duke; and + so, to mislead and deceive me, he told me he could find no better way of + effacing from his mind the beauty that so enslaved him than by absenting + himself for some months, and that he wished the absence to be effected by + our going, both of us, to my father's house under the pretence, which he + would make to the duke, of going to see and buy some fine horses that + there were in my city, which produces the best in the world. When I heard + him say so, even if his resolution had not been so good a one I should + have hailed it as one of the happiest that could be imagined, prompted by + my affection, seeing what a favourable chance and opportunity it offered + me of returning to see my Luscinda. With this thought and wish I commended + his idea and encouraged his design, advising him to put it into execution + as quickly as possible, as, in truth, absence produced its effect in spite + of the most deeply rooted feelings. But, as afterwards appeared, when he + said this to me he had already enjoyed the peasant girl under the title of + husband, and was waiting for an opportunity of making it known with safety + to himself, being in dread of what his father the duke would do when he + came to know of his folly. It happened, then, that as with young men love + is for the most part nothing more than appetite, which, as its final + object is enjoyment, comes to an end on obtaining it, and that which + seemed to be love takes to flight, as it cannot pass the limit fixed by + nature, which fixes no limit to true love—what I mean is that after + Don Fernando had enjoyed this peasant girl his passion subsided and his + eagerness cooled, and if at first he feigned a wish to absent himself in + order to cure his love, he was now in reality anxious to go to avoid + keeping his promise. + </p> + <p> + "The duke gave him permission, and ordered me to accompany him; we arrived + at my city, and my father gave him the reception due to his rank; I saw + Luscinda without delay, and, though it had not been dead or deadened, my + love gathered fresh life. To my sorrow I told the story of it to Don + Fernando, for I thought that in virtue of the great friendship he bore me + I was bound to conceal nothing from him. I extolled her beauty, her + gaiety, her wit, so warmly, that my praises excited in him a desire to see + a damsel adorned by such attractions. To my misfortune I yielded to it, + showing her to him one night by the light of a taper at a window where we + used to talk to one another. As she appeared to him in her dressing-gown, + she drove all the beauties he had seen until then out of his recollection; + speech failed him, his head turned, he was spell-bound, and in the end + love-smitten, as you will see in the course of the story of my misfortune; + and to inflame still further his passion, which he hid from me and + revealed to Heaven alone, it so happened that one day he found a note of + hers entreating me to demand her of her father in marriage, so delicate, + so modest, and so tender, that on reading it he told me that in Luscinda + alone were combined all the charms of beauty and understanding that were + distributed among all the other women in the world. It is true, and I own + it now, that though I knew what good cause Don Fernando had to praise + Luscinda, it gave me uneasiness to hear these praises from his mouth, and + I began to fear, and with reason to feel distrust of him, for there was no + moment when he was not ready to talk of Luscinda, and he would start the + subject himself even though he dragged it in unseasonably, a circumstance + that aroused in me a certain amount of jealousy; not that I feared any + change in the constancy or faith of Luscinda; but still my fate led me to + forebode what she assured me against. Don Fernando contrived always to + read the letters I sent to Luscinda and her answers to me, under the + pretence that he enjoyed the wit and sense of both. It so happened, then, + that Luscinda having begged of me a book of chivalry to read, one that she + was very fond of, Amadis of Gaul-" + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote no sooner heard a book of chivalry mentioned, than he said: + </p> + <p> + "Had your worship told me at the beginning of your story that the Lady + Luscinda was fond of books of chivalry, no other laudation would have been + requisite to impress upon me the superiority of her understanding, for it + could not have been of the excellence you describe had a taste for such + delightful reading been wanting; so, as far as I am concerned, you need + waste no more words in describing her beauty, worth, and intelligence; + for, on merely hearing what her taste was, I declare her to be the most + beautiful and the most intelligent woman in the world; and I wish your + worship had, along with Amadis of Gaul, sent her the worthy Don Rugel of + Greece, for I know the Lady Luscinda would greatly relish Daraida and + Garaya, and the shrewd sayings of the shepherd Darinel, and the admirable + verses of his bucolics, sung and delivered by him with such sprightliness, + wit, and ease; but a time may come when this omission can be remedied, and + to rectify it nothing more is needed than for your worship to be so good + as to come with me to my village, for there I can give you more than three + hundred books which are the delight of my soul and the entertainment of my + life;—though it occurs to me that I have not got one of them now, + thanks to the spite of wicked and envious enchanters;—but pardon me + for having broken the promise we made not to interrupt your discourse; for + when I hear chivalry or knights-errant mentioned, I can no more help + talking about them than the rays of the sun can help giving heat, or those + of the moon moisture; pardon me, therefore, and proceed, for that is more + to the purpose now." + </p> + <p> + While Don Quixote was saying this, Cardenio allowed his head to fall upon + his breast, and seemed plunged in deep thought; and though twice Don + Quixote bade him go on with his story, he neither looked up nor uttered a + word in reply; but after some time he raised his head and said, "I cannot + get rid of the idea, nor will anyone in the world remove it, or make me + think otherwise—and he would be a blockhead who would hold or + believe anything else than that that arrant knave Master Elisabad made + free with Queen Madasima." + </p> + <p> + "That is not true, by all that's good," said Don Quixote in high wrath, + turning upon him angrily, as his way was; "and it is a very great slander, + or rather villainy. Queen Madasima was a very illustrious lady, and it is + not to be supposed that so exalted a princess would have made free with a + quack; and whoever maintains the contrary lies like a great scoundrel, and + I will give him to know it, on foot or on horseback, armed or unarmed, by + night or by day, or as he likes best." + </p> + <p> + Cardenio was looking at him steadily, and his mad fit having now come upon + him, he had no disposition to go on with his story, nor would Don Quixote + have listened to it, so much had what he had heard about Madasima + disgusted him. Strange to say, he stood up for her as if she were in + earnest his veritable born lady; to such a pass had his unholy books + brought him. Cardenio, then, being, as I said, now mad, when he heard + himself given the lie, and called a scoundrel and other insulting names, + not relishing the jest, snatched up a stone that he found near him, and + with it delivered such a blow on Don Quixote's breast that he laid him on + his back. Sancho Panza, seeing his master treated in this fashion, + attacked the madman with his closed fist; but the Ragged One received him + in such a way that with a blow of his fist he stretched him at his feet, + and then mounting upon him crushed his ribs to his own satisfaction; the + goatherd, who came to the rescue, shared the same fate; and having beaten + and pummelled them all he left them and quietly withdrew to his + hiding-place on the mountain. Sancho rose, and with the rage he felt at + finding himself so belaboured without deserving it, ran to take vengeance + on the goatherd, accusing him of not giving them warning that this man was + at times taken with a mad fit, for if they had known it they would have + been on their guard to protect themselves. The goatherd replied that he + had said so, and that if he had not heard him, that was no fault of his. + Sancho retorted, and the goatherd rejoined, and the altercation ended in + their seizing each other by the beard, and exchanging such fisticuffs that + if Don Quixote had not made peace between them, they would have knocked + one another to pieces. + </p> + <p> + "Leave me alone, Sir Knight of the Rueful Countenance," said Sancho, + grappling with the goatherd, "for of this fellow, who is a clown like + myself, and no dubbed knight, I can safely take satisfaction for the + affront he has offered me, fighting with him hand to hand like an honest + man." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Don Quixote, "but I know that he is not to blame for + what has happened." + </p> + <p> + With this he pacified them, and again asked the goatherd if it would be + possible to find Cardenio, as he felt the greatest anxiety to know the end + of his story. The goatherd told him, as he had told him before, that there + was no knowing of a certainty where his lair was; but that if he wandered + about much in that neighbourhood he could not fail to fall in with him + either in or out of his senses. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c24e" id="c24e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c24e.jpg (69K)" src="images/c24e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c24e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch25" id="ch25"></a>CHAPTER XXV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE STOUT KNIGHT OF LA + MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF HIS IMITATION OF THE PENANCE OF + BELTENEBROS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c25a" id="c25a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c25a.jpg (168K)" src="images/c25a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c25a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote took leave of the goatherd, and once more mounting Rocinante + bade Sancho follow him, which he having no ass, did very discontentedly. + They proceeded slowly, making their way into the most rugged part of the + mountain, Sancho all the while dying to have a talk with his master, and + longing for him to begin, so that there should be no breach of the + injunction laid upon him; but unable to keep silence so long he said to + him: + </p> + <p> + "Senor Don Quixote, give me your worship's blessing and dismissal, for I'd + like to go home at once to my wife and children with whom I can at any + rate talk and converse as much as I like; for to want me to go through + these solitudes day and night and not speak to you when I have a mind is + burying me alive. If luck would have it that animals spoke as they did in + the days of Guisopete, it would not be so bad, because I could talk to + Rocinante about whatever came into my head, and so put up with my + ill-fortune; but it is a hard case, and not to be borne with patience, to + go seeking adventures all one's life and get nothing but kicks and + blanketings, brickbats and punches, and with all this to have to sew up + one's mouth without daring to say what is in one's heart, just as if one + were dumb." + </p> + <p> + "I understand thee, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "thou art dying to have + the interdict I placed upon thy tongue removed; consider it removed, and + say what thou wilt while we are wandering in these mountains." + </p> + <p> + "So be it," said Sancho; "let me speak now, for God knows what will happen + by-and-by; and to take advantage of the permit at once, I ask, what made + your worship stand up so for that Queen Majimasa, or whatever her name is, + or what did it matter whether that abbot was a friend of hers or not? for + if your worship had let that pass—and you were not a judge in the + matter—it is my belief the madman would have gone on with his story, + and the blow of the stone, and the kicks, and more than half a dozen cuffs + would have been escaped." + </p> + <p> + "In faith, Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "if thou knewest as I do what an + honourable and illustrious lady Queen Madasima was, I know thou wouldst + say I had great patience that I did not break in pieces the mouth that + uttered such blasphemies, for a very great blasphemy it is to say or + imagine that a queen has made free with a surgeon. The truth of the story + is that that Master Elisabad whom the madman mentioned was a man of great + prudence and sound judgment, and served as governor and physician to the + queen, but to suppose that she was his mistress is nonsense deserving very + severe punishment; and as a proof that Cardenio did not know what he was + saying, remember when he said it he was out of his wits." + </p> + <p> + "That is what I say," said Sancho; "there was no occasion for minding the + words of a madman; for if good luck had not helped your worship, and he + had sent that stone at your head instead of at your breast, a fine way we + should have been in for standing up for my lady yonder, God confound her! + And then, would not Cardenio have gone free as a madman?" + </p> + <p> + "Against men in their senses or against madmen," said Don Quixote, "every + knight-errant is bound to stand up for the honour of women, whoever they + may be, much more for queens of such high degree and dignity as Queen + Madasima, for whom I have a particular regard on account of her amiable + qualities; for, besides being extremely beautiful, she was very wise, and + very patient under her misfortunes, of which she had many; and the counsel + and society of the Master Elisabad were a great help and support to her in + enduring her afflictions with wisdom and resignation; hence the ignorant + and ill-disposed vulgar took occasion to say and think that she was his + mistress; and they lie, I say it once more, and will lie two hundred times + more, all who think and say so." + </p> + <p> + "I neither say nor think so," said Sancho; "let them look to it; with + their bread let them eat it; they have rendered account to God whether + they misbehaved or not; I come from my vineyard, I know nothing; I am not + fond of prying into other men's lives; he who buys and lies feels it in + his purse; moreover, naked was I born, naked I find myself, I neither lose + nor gain; but if they did, what is that to me? many think there are + flitches where there are no hooks; but who can put gates to the open + plain? moreover they said of God-" + </p> + <p> + "God bless me," said Don Quixote, "what a set of absurdities thou art + stringing together! What has what we are talking about got to do with the + proverbs thou art threading one after the other? for God's sake hold thy + tongue, Sancho, and henceforward keep to prodding thy ass and don't meddle + in what does not concern thee; and understand with all thy five senses + that everything I have done, am doing, or shall do, is well founded on + reason and in conformity with the rules of chivalry, for I understand them + better than all the world that profess them." + </p> + <p> + "Senor," replied Sancho, "is it a good rule of chivalry that we should go + astray through these mountains without path or road, looking for a madman + who when he is found will perhaps take a fancy to finish what he began, + not his story, but your worship's head and my ribs, and end by breaking + them altogether for us?" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c25b" id="c25b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c25b.jpg (330K)" src="images/c25b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c25b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Peace, I say again, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for let me tell thee it + is not so much the desire of finding that madman that leads me into these + regions as that which I have of performing among them an achievement + wherewith I shall win eternal name and fame throughout the known world; + and it shall be such that I shall thereby set the seal on all that can + make a knight-errant perfect and famous." + </p> + <p> + "And is it very perilous, this achievement?" + </p> + <p> + "No," replied he of the Rueful Countenance; "though it may be in the dice + that we may throw deuce-ace instead of sixes; but all will depend on thy + diligence." + </p> + <p> + "On my diligence!" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Yes," said Don Quixote, "for if thou dost return soon from the place + where I mean to send thee, my penance will be soon over, and my glory will + soon begin. But as it is not right to keep thee any longer in suspense, + waiting to see what comes of my words, I would have thee know, Sancho, + that the famous Amadis of Gaul was one of the most perfect knights-errant—I + am wrong to say he was one; he stood alone, the first, the only one, the + lord of all that were in the world in his time. A fig for Don Belianis, + and for all who say he equalled him in any respect, for, my oath upon it, + they are deceiving themselves! I say, too, that when a painter desires to + become famous in his art he endeavours to copy the originals of the rarest + painters that he knows; and the same rule holds good for all the most + important crafts and callings that serve to adorn a state; thus must he + who would be esteemed prudent and patient imitate Ulysses, in whose person + and labours Homer presents to us a lively picture of prudence and + patience; as Virgil, too, shows us in the person of AEneas the virtue of a + pious son and the sagacity of a brave and skilful captain; not + representing or describing them as they were, but as they ought to be, so + as to leave the example of their virtues to posterity. In the same way + Amadis was the polestar, day-star, sun of valiant and devoted knights, + whom all we who fight under the banner of love and chivalry are bound to + imitate. This, then, being so, I consider, friend Sancho, that the + knight-errant who shall imitate him most closely will come nearest to + reaching the perfection of chivalry. Now one of the instances in which + this knight most conspicuously showed his prudence, worth, valour, + endurance, fortitude, and love, was when he withdrew, rejected by the Lady + Oriana, to do penance upon the Pena Pobre, changing his name into that of + Beltenebros, a name assuredly significant and appropriate to the life + which he had voluntarily adopted. So, as it is easier for me to imitate + him in this than in cleaving giants asunder, cutting off serpents' heads, + slaying dragons, routing armies, destroying fleets, and breaking + enchantments, and as this place is so well suited for a similar purpose, I + must not allow the opportunity to escape which now so conveniently offers + me its forelock." + </p> + <p> + "What is it in reality," said Sancho, "that your worship means to do in + such an out-of-the-way place as this?" + </p> + <p> + "Have I not told thee," answered Don Quixote, "that I mean to imitate + Amadis here, playing the victim of despair, the madman, the maniac, so as + at the same time to imitate the valiant Don Roland, when at the fountain + he had evidence of the fair Angelica having disgraced herself with Medoro + and through grief thereat went mad, and plucked up trees, troubled the + waters of the clear springs, slew destroyed flocks, burned down huts, + levelled houses, dragged mares after him, and perpetrated a hundred + thousand other outrages worthy of everlasting renown and record? And + though I have no intention of imitating Roland, or Orlando, or Rotolando + (for he went by all these names), step by step in all the mad things he + did, said, and thought, I will make a rough copy to the best of my power + of all that seems to me most essential; but perhaps I shall content myself + with the simple imitation of Amadis, who without giving way to any + mischievous madness but merely to tears and sorrow, gained as much fame as + the most famous." + </p> + <p> + "It seems to me," said Sancho, "that the knights who behaved in this way + had provocation and cause for those follies and penances; but what cause + has your worship for going mad? What lady has rejected you, or what + evidence have you found to prove that the lady Dulcinea del Toboso has + been trifling with Moor or Christian?" + </p> + <p> + "There is the point," replied Don Quixote, "and that is the beauty of this + business of mine; no thanks to a knight-errant for going mad when he has + cause; the thing is to turn crazy without any provocation, and let my lady + know, if I do this in the dry, what I would do in the moist; moreover I + have abundant cause in the long separation I have endured from my lady + till death, Dulcinea del Toboso; for as thou didst hear that shepherd + Ambrosio say the other day, in absence all ills are felt and feared; and + so, friend Sancho, waste no time in advising me against so rare, so happy, + and so unheard-of an imitation; mad I am, and mad I must be until thou + returnest with the answer to a letter that I mean to send by thee to my + lady Dulcinea; and if it be such as my constancy deserves, my insanity and + penance will come to an end; and if it be to the opposite effect, I shall + become mad in earnest, and, being so, I shall suffer no more; thus in + whatever way she may answer I shall escape from the struggle and + affliction in which thou wilt leave me, enjoying in my senses the boon + thou bearest me, or as a madman not feeling the evil thou bringest me. But + tell me, Sancho, hast thou got Mambrino's helmet safe? for I saw thee take + it up from the ground when that ungrateful wretch tried to break it in + pieces but could not, by which the fineness of its temper may be seen." + </p> + <p> + To which Sancho made answer, "By the living God, Sir Knight of the Rueful + Countenance, I cannot endure or bear with patience some of the things that + your worship says; and from them I begin to suspect that all you tell me + about chivalry, and winning kingdoms and empires, and giving islands, and + bestowing other rewards and dignities after the custom of knights-errant, + must be all made up of wind and lies, and all pigments or figments, or + whatever we may call them; for what would anyone think that heard your + worship calling a barber's basin Mambrino's helmet without ever seeing the + mistake all this time, but that one who says and maintains such things + must have his brains addled? I have the basin in my sack all dinted, and I + am taking it home to have it mended, to trim my beard in it, if, by God's + grace, I am allowed to see my wife and children some day or other." + </p> + <p> + "Look here, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "by him thou didst swear by just + now I swear thou hast the most limited understanding that any squire in + the world has or ever had. Is it possible that all this time thou hast + been going about with me thou hast never found out that all things + belonging to knights-errant seem to be illusions and nonsense and ravings, + and to go always by contraries? And not because it really is so, but + because there is always a swarm of enchanters in attendance upon us that + change and alter everything with us, and turn things as they please, and + according as they are disposed to aid or destroy us; thus what seems to + thee a barber's basin seems to me Mambrino's helmet, and to another it + will seem something else; and rare foresight it was in the sage who is on + my side to make what is really and truly Mambrine's helmet seem a basin to + everybody, for, being held in such estimation as it is, all the world + would pursue me to rob me of it; but when they see it is only a barber's + basin they do not take the trouble to obtain it; as was plainly shown by + him who tried to break it, and left it on the ground without taking it, + for, by my faith, had he known it he would never have left it behind. Keep + it safe, my friend, for just now I have no need of it; indeed, I shall + have to take off all this armour and remain as naked as I was born, if I + have a mind to follow Roland rather than Amadis in my penance." + </p> + <p> + Thus talking they reached the foot of a high mountain which stood like an + isolated peak among the others that surrounded it. Past its base there + flowed a gentle brook, all around it spread a meadow so green and + luxuriant that it was a delight to the eyes to look upon it, and forest + trees in abundance, and shrubs and flowers, added to the charms of the + spot. Upon this place the Knight of the Rueful Countenance fixed his + choice for the performance of his penance, and as he beheld it exclaimed + in a loud voice as though he were out of his senses: + </p> + <p> + "This is the place, oh, ye heavens, that I select and choose for bewailing + the misfortune in which ye yourselves have plunged me: this is the spot + where the overflowings of mine eyes shall swell the waters of yon little + brook, and my deep and endless sighs shall stir unceasingly the leaves of + these mountain trees, in testimony and token of the pain my persecuted + heart is suffering. Oh, ye rural deities, whoever ye be that haunt this + lone spot, give ear to the complaint of a wretched lover whom long absence + and brooding jealousy have driven to bewail his fate among these wilds and + complain of the hard heart of that fair and ungrateful one, the end and + limit of all human beauty! Oh, ye wood nymphs and dryads, that dwell in + the thickets of the forest, so may the nimble wanton satyrs by whom ye are + vainly wooed never disturb your sweet repose, help me to lament my hard + fate or at least weary not at listening to it! Oh, Dulcinea del Toboso, + day of my night, glory of my pain, guide of my path, star of my fortune, + so may Heaven grant thee in full all thou seekest of it, bethink thee of + the place and condition to which absence from thee has brought me, and + make that return in kindness that is due to my fidelity! Oh, lonely trees, + that from this day forward shall bear me company in my solitude, give me + some sign by the gentle movement of your boughs that my presence is not + distasteful to you! Oh, thou, my squire, pleasant companion in my + prosperous and adverse fortunes, fix well in thy memory what thou shalt + see me do here, so that thou mayest relate and report it to the sole cause + of all," and so saying he dismounted from Rocinante, and in an instant + relieved him of saddle and bridle, and giving him a slap on the croup, + said, "He gives thee freedom who is bereft of it himself, oh steed as + excellent in deed as thou art unfortunate in thy lot; begone where thou + wilt, for thou bearest written on thy forehead that neither Astolfo's + hippogriff, nor the famed Frontino that cost Bradamante so dear, could + equal thee in speed." + </p> + <p> + Seeing this Sancho said, "Good luck to him who has saved us the trouble of + stripping the pack-saddle off Dapple! By my faith he would not have gone + without a slap on the croup and something said in his praise; though if he + were here I would not let anyone strip him, for there would be no + occasion, as he had nothing of the lover or victim of despair about him, + inasmuch as his master, which I was while it was God's pleasure, was + nothing of the sort; and indeed, Sir Knight of the Rueful Countenance, if + my departure and your worship's madness are to come off in earnest, it + will be as well to saddle Rocinante again in order that he may supply the + want of Dapple, because it will save me time in going and returning: for + if I go on foot I don't know when I shall get there or when I shall get + back, as I am, in truth, a bad walker." + </p> + <p> + "I declare, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "it shall be as thou wilt, for + thy plan does not seem to me a bad one, and three days hence thou wilt + depart, for I wish thee to observe in the meantime what I do and say for + her sake, that thou mayest be able to tell it." + </p> + <p> + "But what more have I to see besides what I have seen?" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Much thou knowest about it!" said Don Quixote. "I have now got to tear up + my garments, to scatter about my armour, knock my head against these + rocks, and more of the same sort of thing, which thou must witness." + </p> + <p> + "For the love of God," said Sancho, "be careful, your worship, how you + give yourself those knocks on the head, for you may come across such a + rock, and in such a way, that the very first may put an end to the whole + contrivance of this penance; and I should think, if indeed knocks on the + head seem necessary to you, and this business cannot be done without them, + you might be content—as the whole thing is feigned, and counterfeit, + and in joke—you might be content, I say, with giving them to + yourself in the water, or against something soft, like cotton; and leave + it all to me; for I'll tell my lady that your worship knocked your head + against a point of rock harder than a diamond." + </p> + <p> + "I thank thee for thy good intentions, friend Sancho," answered Don + Quixote, "but I would have thee know that all these things I am doing are + not in joke, but very much in earnest, for anything else would be a + transgression of the ordinances of chivalry, which forbid us to tell any + lie whatever under the penalties due to apostasy; and to do one thing + instead of another is just the same as lying; so my knocks on the head + must be real, solid, and valid, without anything sophisticated or fanciful + about them, and it will be needful to leave me some lint to dress my + wounds, since fortune has compelled us to do without the balsam we lost." + </p> + <p> + "It was worse losing the ass," replied Sancho, "for with him lint and all + were lost; but I beg of your worship not to remind me again of that + accursed liquor, for my soul, not to say my stomach, turns at hearing the + very name of it; and I beg of you, too, to reckon as past the three days + you allowed me for seeing the mad things you do, for I take them as seen + already and pronounced upon, and I will tell wonderful stories to my lady; + so write the letter and send me off at once, for I long to return and take + your worship out of this purgatory where I am leaving you." + </p> + <p> + "Purgatory dost thou call it, Sancho?" said Don Quixote, "rather call it + hell, or even worse if there be anything worse." + </p> + <p> + "For one who is in hell," said Sancho, "nulla est retentio, as I have + heard say." + </p> + <p> + "I do not understand what retentio means," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Retentio," answered Sancho, "means that whoever is in hell never comes + nor can come out of it, which will be the opposite case with your worship + or my legs will be idle, that is if I have spurs to enliven Rocinante: let + me once get to El Toboso and into the presence of my lady Dulcinea, and I + will tell her such things of the follies and madnesses (for it is all one) + that your worship has done and is still doing, that I will manage to make + her softer than a glove though I find her harder than a cork tree; and + with her sweet and honeyed answer I will come back through the air like a + witch, and take your worship out of this purgatory that seems to be hell + but is not, as there is hope of getting out of it; which, as I have said, + those in hell have not, and I believe your worship will not say anything + to the contrary." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said he of the Rueful Countenance, "but how shall we + manage to write the letter?" + </p> + <p> + "And the ass-colt order too," added Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "All shall be included," said Don Quixote; "and as there is no paper, it + would be well done to write it on the leaves of trees, as the ancients + did, or on tablets of wax; though that would be as hard to find just now + as paper. But it has just occurred to me how it may be conveniently and + even more than conveniently written, and that is in the note-book that + belonged to Cardenio, and thou wilt take care to have it copied on paper, + in a good hand, at the first village thou comest to where there is a + schoolmaster, or if not, any sacristan will copy it; but see thou give it + not to any notary to copy, for they write a law hand that Satan could not + make out." + </p> + <p> + "But what is to be done about the signature?" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "The letters of Amadis were never signed," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "That is all very well," said Sancho, "but the order must needs be signed, + and if it is copied they will say the signature is false, and I shall be + left without ass-colts." + </p> + <p> + "The order shall go signed in the same book," said Don Quixote, "and on + seeing it my niece will make no difficulty about obeying it; as to the + loveletter thou canst put by way of signature, 'Yours till death, the + Knight of the Rueful Countenance.' And it will be no great matter if it is + in some other person's hand, for as well as I recollect Dulcinea can + neither read nor write, nor in the whole course of her life has she seen + handwriting or letter of mine, for my love and hers have been always + platonic, not going beyond a modest look, and even that so seldom that I + can safely swear I have not seen her four times in all these twelve years + I have been loving her more than the light of these eyes that the earth + will one day devour; and perhaps even of those four times she has not once + perceived that I was looking at her: such is the retirement and seclusion + in which her father Lorenzo Corchuelo and her mother Aldonza Nogales have + brought her up." + </p> + <p> + "So, so!" said Sancho; "Lorenzo Corchuelo's daughter is the lady Dulcinea + del Toboso, otherwise called Aldonza Lorenzo?" + </p> + <p> + "She it is," said Don Quixote, "and she it is that is worthy to be lady of + the whole universe." + </p> + <p> + "I know her well," said Sancho, "and let me tell you she can fling a + crowbar as well as the lustiest lad in all the town. Giver of all good! + but she is a brave lass, and a right and stout one, and fit to be helpmate + to any knight-errant that is or is to be, who may make her his lady: the + whoreson wench, what sting she has and what a voice! I can tell you one + day she posted herself on the top of the belfry of the village to call + some labourers of theirs that were in a ploughed field of her father's, + and though they were better than half a league off they heard her as well + as if they were at the foot of the tower; and the best of her is that she + is not a bit prudish, for she has plenty of affability, and jokes with + everybody, and has a grin and a jest for everything. So, Sir Knight of the + Rueful Countenance, I say you not only may and ought to do mad freaks for + her sake, but you have a good right to give way to despair and hang + yourself; and no one who knows of it but will say you did well, though the + devil should take you; and I wish I were on my road already, simply to see + her, for it is many a day since I saw her, and she must be altered by this + time, for going about the fields always, and the sun and the air spoil + women's looks greatly. But I must own the truth to your worship, Senor Don + Quixote; until now I have been under a great mistake, for I believed truly + and honestly that the lady Dulcinea must be some princess your worship was + in love with, or some person great enough to deserve the rich presents you + have sent her, such as the Biscayan and the galley slaves, and many more + no doubt, for your worship must have won many victories in the time when I + was not yet your squire. But all things considered, what good can it do + the lady Aldonza Lorenzo, I mean the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, to have the + vanquished your worship sends or will send coming to her and going down on + their knees before her? Because may be when they came she'd be hackling + flax or threshing on the threshing floor, and they'd be ashamed to see + her, and she'd laugh, or resent the present." + </p> + <p> + "I have before now told thee many times, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "that + thou art a mighty great chatterer, and that with a blunt wit thou art + always striving at sharpness; but to show thee what a fool thou art and + how rational I am, I would have thee listen to a short story. Thou must + know that a certain widow, fair, young, independent, and rich, and above + all free and easy, fell in love with a sturdy strapping young lay-brother; + his superior came to know of it, and one day said to the worthy widow by + way of brotherly remonstrance, 'I am surprised, senora, and not without + good reason, that a woman of such high standing, so fair, and so rich as + you are, should have fallen in love with such a mean, low, stupid fellow + as So-and-so, when in this house there are so many masters, graduates, and + divinity students from among whom you might choose as if they were a lot + of pears, saying this one I'll take, that I won't take;' but she replied + to him with great sprightliness and candour, 'My dear sir, you are very + much mistaken, and your ideas are very old-fashioned, if you think that I + have made a bad choice in So-and-so, fool as he seems; because for all I + want with him he knows as much and more philosophy than Aristotle.' In the + same way, Sancho, for all I want with Dulcinea del Toboso she is just as + good as the most exalted princess on earth. It is not to be supposed that + all those poets who sang the praises of ladies under the fancy names they + give them, had any such mistresses. Thinkest thou that the Amarillises, + the Phillises, the Sylvias, the Dianas, the Galateas, the Filidas, and all + the rest of them, that the books, the ballads, the barber's shops, the + theatres are full of, were really and truly ladies of flesh and blood, and + mistresses of those that glorify and have glorified them? Nothing of the + kind; they only invent them for the most part to furnish a subject for + their verses, and that they may pass for lovers, or for men valiant enough + to be so; and so it suffices me to think and believe that the good Aldonza + Lorenzo is fair and virtuous; and as to her pedigree it is very little + matter, for no one will examine into it for the purpose of conferring any + order upon her, and I, for my part, reckon her the most exalted princess + in the world. For thou shouldst know, Sancho, if thou dost not know, that + two things alone beyond all others are incentives to love, and these are + great beauty and a good name, and these two things are to be found in + Dulcinea in the highest degree, for in beauty no one equals her and in + good name few approach her; and to put the whole thing in a nutshell, I + persuade myself that all I say is as I say, neither more nor less, and I + picture her in my imagination as I would have her to be, as well in beauty + as in condition; Helen approaches her not nor does Lucretia come up to + her, nor any other of the famous women of times past, Greek, Barbarian, or + Latin; and let each say what he will, for if in this I am taken to task by + the ignorant, I shall not be censured by the critical." + </p> + <p> + "I say that your worship is entirely right," said Sancho, "and that I am + an ass. But I know not how the name of ass came into my mouth, for a rope + is not to be mentioned in the house of him who has been hanged; but now + for the letter, and then, God be with you, I am off." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote took out the note-book, and, retiring to one side, very + deliberately began to write the letter, and when he had finished it he + called to Sancho, saying he wished to read it to him, so that he might + commit it to memory, in case of losing it on the road; for with evil + fortune like his anything might be apprehended. To which Sancho replied, + "Write it two or three times there in the book and give it to me, and I + will carry it very carefully, because to expect me to keep it in my memory + is all nonsense, for I have such a bad one that I often forget my own + name; but for all that repeat it to me, as I shall like to hear it, for + surely it will run as if it was in print." + </p> + <p> + "Listen," said Don Quixote, "this is what it says: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +"DON QUIXOTE'S LETTER TO DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO + +"Sovereign and exalted Lady,—The pierced by the point of absence, +the wounded to the heart's core, sends thee, sweetest Dulcinea del +Toboso, the health that he himself enjoys not. If thy beauty +despises me, if thy worth is not for me, if thy scorn is my +affliction, though I be sufficiently long-suffering, hardly shall I +endure this anxiety, which, besides being oppressive, is protracted. +My good squire Sancho will relate to thee in full, fair ingrate, +dear enemy, the condition to which I am reduced on thy account: if +it be thy pleasure to give me relief, I am thine; if not, do as may be +pleasing to thee; for by ending my life I shall satisfy thy cruelty +and my desire. + +"Thine till death, + +"The Knight of the Rueful Countenance." +</pre> + <p> + "By the life of my father," said Sancho, when he heard the letter, "it is + the loftiest thing I ever heard. Body of me! how your worship says + everything as you like in it! And how well you fit in 'The Knight of the + Rueful Countenance' into the signature. I declare your worship is indeed + the very devil, and there is nothing you don't know." + </p> + <p> + "Everything is needed for the calling I follow," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Now then," said Sancho, "let your worship put the order for the three + ass-colts on the other side, and sign it very plainly, that they may + recognise it at first sight." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said Don Quixote, and as he had written it he read it + to this effect: + </p> + <p> + "Mistress Niece,—By this first of ass-colts please pay to Sancho + Panza, my squire, three of the five I left at home in your charge: said + three ass-colts to be paid and delivered for the same number received here + in hand, which upon this and upon his receipt shall be duly paid. Done in + the heart of the Sierra Morena, the twenty-seventh of August of this + present year." + </p> + <p> + "That will do," said Sancho; "now let your worship sign it." + </p> + <p> + "There is no need to sign it," said Don Quixote, "but merely to put my + flourish, which is the same as a signature, and enough for three asses, or + even three hundred." + </p> + <p> + "I can trust your worship," returned Sancho; "let me go and saddle + Rocinante, and be ready to give me your blessing, for I mean to go at once + without seeing the fooleries your worship is going to do; I'll say I saw + you do so many that she will not want any more." + </p> + <p> + "At any rate, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "I should like—and there is + reason for it—I should like thee, I say, to see me stripped to the + skin and performing a dozen or two of insanities, which I can get done in + less than half an hour; for having seen them with thine own eyes, thou + canst then safely swear to the rest that thou wouldst add; and I promise + thee thou wilt not tell of as many as I mean to perform." + </p> + <p> + "For the love of God, master mine," said Sancho, "let me not see your + worship stripped, for it will sorely grieve me, and I shall not be able to + keep from tears, and my head aches so with all I shed last night for + Dapple, that I am not fit to begin any fresh weeping; but if it is your + worship's pleasure that I should see some insanities, do them in your + clothes, short ones, and such as come readiest to hand; for I myself want + nothing of the sort, and, as I have said, it will be a saving of time for + my return, which will be with the news your worship desires and deserves. + If not, let the lady Dulcinea look to it; if she does not answer + reasonably, I swear as solemnly as I can that I will fetch a fair answer + out of her stomach with kicks and cuffs; for why should it be borne that a + knight-errant as famous as your worship should go mad without rhyme or + reason for a—? Her ladyship had best not drive me to say it, for by + God I will speak out and let off everything cheap, even if it doesn't + sell: I am pretty good at that! she little knows me; faith, if she knew me + she'd be in awe of me." + </p> + <p> + "In faith, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "to all appearance thou art no + sounder in thy wits than I." + </p> + <p> + "I am not so mad," answered Sancho, "but I am more peppery; but apart from + all this, what has your worship to eat until I come back? Will you sally + out on the road like Cardenio to force it from the shepherds?" + </p> + <p> + "Let not that anxiety trouble thee," replied Don Quixote, "for even if I + had it I should not eat anything but the herbs and the fruits which this + meadow and these trees may yield me; the beauty of this business of mine + lies in not eating, and in performing other mortifications." + </p> + <p> + "Do you know what I am afraid of?" said Sancho upon this; "that I shall + not be able to find my way back to this spot where I am leaving you, it is + such an out-of-the-way place." + </p> + <p> + "Observe the landmarks well," said Don Quixote, "for I will try not to go + far from this neighbourhood, and I will even take care to mount the + highest of these rocks to see if I can discover thee returning; however, + not to miss me and lose thyself, the best plan will be to cut some + branches of the broom that is so abundant about here, and as thou goest to + lay them at intervals until thou hast come out upon the plain; these will + serve thee, after the fashion of the clue in the labyrinth of Theseus, as + marks and signs for finding me on thy return." + </p> + <p> + "So I will," said Sancho Panza, and having cut some, he asked his master's + blessing, and not without many tears on both sides, took his leave of him, + and mounting Rocinante, of whom Don Quixote charged him earnestly to have + as much care as of his own person, he set out for the plain, strewing at + intervals the branches of broom as his master had recommended him; and so + he went his way, though Don Quixote still entreated him to see him do were + it only a couple of mad acts. He had not gone a hundred paces, however, + when he returned and said: + </p> + <p> + "I must say, senor, your worship said quite right, that in order to be + able to swear without a weight on my conscience that I had seen you do mad + things, it would be well for me to see if it were only one; though in your + worship's remaining here I have seen a very great one." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c25c" id="c25c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c25c.jpg (261K)" src="images/c25c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c25c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Did I not tell thee so?" said Don Quixote. "Wait, Sancho, and I will do + them in the saying of a credo," and pulling off his breeches in all haste + he stripped himself to his skin and his shirt, and then, without more ado, + he cut a couple of gambados in the air, and a couple of somersaults, heels + over head, making such a display that, not to see it a second time, Sancho + wheeled Rocinante round, and felt easy, and satisfied in his mind that he + could swear he had left his master mad; and so we will leave him to follow + his road until his return, which was a quick one. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c25e" id="c25e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c25e.jpg (20K)" src="images/c25e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch26" id="ch26"></a>CHAPTER XXVI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON QUIXOTE PLAYED THE + PART OF A LOVER IN THE SIERRA MORENA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c26a" id="c26a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c26a.jpg (111K)" src="images/c26a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c26a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Returning to the proceedings of him of the Rueful Countenance when he + found himself alone, the history says that when Don Quixote had completed + the performance of the somersaults or capers, naked from the waist down + and clothed from the waist up, and saw that Sancho had gone off without + waiting to see any more crazy feats, he climbed up to the top of a high + rock, and there set himself to consider what he had several times before + considered without ever coming to any conclusion on the point, namely + whether it would be better and more to his purpose to imitate the + outrageous madness of Roland, or the melancholy madness of Amadis; and + communing with himself he said: + </p> + <p> + "What wonder is it if Roland was so good a knight and so valiant as + everyone says he was, when, after all, he was enchanted, and nobody could + kill him save by thrusting a corking pin into the sole of his foot, and he + always wore shoes with seven iron soles? Though cunning devices did not + avail him against Bernardo del Carpio, who knew all about them, and + strangled him in his arms at Roncesvalles. But putting the question of his + valour aside, let us come to his losing his wits, for certain it is that + he did lose them in consequence of the proofs he discovered at the + fountain, and the intelligence the shepherd gave him of Angelica having + slept more than two siestas with Medoro, a little curly-headed Moor, and + page to Agramante. If he was persuaded that this was true, and that his + lady had wronged him, it is no wonder that he should have gone mad; but I, + how am I to imitate him in his madness, unless I can imitate him in the + cause of it? For my Dulcinea, I will venture to swear, never saw a Moor in + her life, as he is, in his proper costume, and she is this day as the + mother that bore her, and I should plainly be doing her a wrong if, + fancying anything else, I were to go mad with the same kind of madness as + Roland the Furious. On the other hand, I see that Amadis of Gaul, without + losing his senses and without doing anything mad, acquired as a lover as + much fame as the most famous; for, according to his history, on finding + himself rejected by his lady Oriana, who had ordered him not to appear in + her presence until it should be her pleasure, all he did was to retire to + the Pena Pobre in company with a hermit, and there he took his fill of + weeping until Heaven sent him relief in the midst of his great grief and + need. And if this be true, as it is, why should I now take the trouble to + strip stark naked, or do mischief to these trees which have done me no + harm, or why am I to disturb the clear waters of these brooks which will + give me to drink whenever I have a mind? Long live the memory of Amadis + and let him be imitated so far as is possible by Don Quixote of La Mancha, + of whom it will be said, as was said of the other, that if he did not + achieve great things, he died in attempting them; and if I am not repulsed + or rejected by my Dulcinea, it is enough for me, as I have said, to be + absent from her. And so, now to business; come to my memory ye deeds of + Amadis, and show me how I am to begin to imitate you. I know already that + what he chiefly did was to pray and commend himself to God; but what am I + to do for a rosary, for I have not got one?" + </p> + <p> + And then it occurred to him how he might make one, and that was by tearing + a great strip off the tail of his shirt which hung down, and making eleven + knots on it, one bigger than the rest, and this served him for a rosary + all the time he was there, during which he repeated countless ave-marias. + But what distressed him greatly was not having another hermit there to + confess him and receive consolation from; and so he solaced himself with + pacing up and down the little meadow, and writing and carving on the bark + of the trees and on the fine sand a multitude of verses all in harmony + with his sadness, and some in praise of Dulcinea; but, when he was found + there afterwards, the only ones completely legible that could be + discovered were those that follow here: + </p> + <blockquote> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +Ye on the mountain side that grow, + Ye green things all, trees, shrubs, and bushes, +Are ye aweary of the woe + That this poor aching bosom crushes? +If it disturb you, and I owe + Some reparation, it may be a +Defence for me to let you know +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. + +The lealest lover time can show, + Doomed for a lady-love to languish, +Among these solitudes doth go, + A prey to every kind of anguish. +Why Love should like a spiteful foe + Thus use him, he hath no idea, +But hogsheads full—this doth he know— +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. + +Adventure-seeking doth he go + Up rugged heights, down rocky valleys, +But hill or dale, or high or low, + Mishap attendeth all his sallies: +Love still pursues him to and fro, + And plies his cruel scourge—ah me! a +Relentless fate, an endless woe; +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. +</pre> + </blockquote> + <p> + The addition of "Del Toboso" to Dulcinea's name gave rise to no little + laughter among those who found the above lines, for they suspected Don + Quixote must have fancied that unless he added "del Toboso" when he + introduced the name of Dulcinea the verse would be unintelligible; which + was indeed the fact, as he himself afterwards admitted. He wrote many + more, but, as has been said, these three verses were all that could be + plainly and perfectly deciphered. In this way, and in sighing and calling + on the fauns and satyrs of the woods and the nymphs of the streams, and + Echo, moist and mournful, to answer, console, and hear him, as well as in + looking for herbs to sustain him, he passed his time until Sancho's + return; and had that been delayed three weeks, as it was three days, the + Knight of the Rueful Countenance would have worn such an altered + countenance that the mother that bore him would not have known him: and + here it will be well to leave him, wrapped up in sighs and verses, to + relate how Sancho Panza fared on his mission. + </p> + <p> + As for him, coming out upon the high road, he made for El Toboso, and the + next day reached the inn where the mishap of the blanket had befallen him. + As soon as he recognised it he felt as if he were once more living through + the air, and he could not bring himself to enter it though it was an hour + when he might well have done so, for it was dinner-time, and he longed to + taste something hot as it had been all cold fare with him for many days + past. This craving drove him to draw near to the inn, still undecided + whether to go in or not, and as he was hesitating there came out two + persons who at once recognised him, and said one to the other: + </p> + <p> + "Senor licentiate, is not he on the horse there Sancho Panza who, our + adventurer's housekeeper told us, went off with her master as esquire?" + </p> + <p> + "So it is," said the licentiate, "and that is our friend Don Quixote's + horse;" and if they knew him so well it was because they were the curate + and the barber of his own village, the same who had carried out the + scrutiny and sentence upon the books; and as soon as they recognised + Sancho Panza and Rocinante, being anxious to hear of Don Quixote, they + approached, and calling him by his name the curate said, "Friend Sancho + Panza, where is your master?" + </p> + <p> + Sancho recognised them at once, and determined to keep secret the place + and circumstances where and under which he had left his master, so he + replied that his master was engaged in a certain quarter on a certain + matter of great importance to him which he could not disclose for the eyes + in his head. + </p> + <p> + "Nay, nay," said the barber, "if you don't tell us where he is, Sancho + Panza, we will suspect as we suspect already, that you have murdered and + robbed him, for here you are mounted on his horse; in fact, you must + produce the master of the hack, or else take the consequences." + </p> + <p> + "There is no need of threats with me," said Sancho, "for I am not a man to + rob or murder anybody; let his own fate, or God who made him, kill each + one; my master is engaged very much to his taste doing penance in the + midst of these mountains;" and then, offhand and without stopping, he told + them how he had left him, what adventures had befallen him, and how he was + carrying a letter to the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, the daughter of Lorenzo + Corchuelo, with whom he was over head and ears in love. They were both + amazed at what Sancho Panza told them; for though they were aware of Don + Quixote's madness and the nature of it, each time they heard of it they + were filled with fresh wonder. They then asked Sancho Panza to show them + the letter he was carrying to the lady Dulcinea del Toboso. He said it was + written in a note-book, and that his master's directions were that he + should have it copied on paper at the first village he came to. On this + the curate said if he showed it to him, he himself would make a fair copy + of it. Sancho put his hand into his bosom in search of the note-book but + could not find it, nor, if he had been searching until now, could he have + found it, for Don Quixote had kept it, and had never given it to him, nor + had he himself thought of asking for it. When Sancho discovered he could + not find the book his face grew deadly pale, and in great haste he again + felt his body all over, and seeing plainly it was not to be found, without + more ado he seized his beard with both hands and plucked away half of it, + and then, as quick as he could and without stopping, gave himself half a + dozen cuffs on the face and nose till they were bathed in blood. + </p> + <p> + Seeing this, the curate and the barber asked him what had happened him + that he gave himself such rough treatment. + </p> + <p> + "What should happen to me?" replied Sancho, "but to have lost from one hand + to the other, in a moment, three ass-colts, each of them like a castle?" + </p> + <p> + "How is that?" said the barber. + </p> + <p> + "I have lost the note-book," said Sancho, "that contained the letter to + Dulcinea, and an order signed by my master in which he directed his niece + to give me three ass-colts out of four or five he had at home;" and he + then told them about the loss of Dapple. + </p> + <p> + The curate consoled him, telling him that when his master was found he + would get him to renew the order, and make a fresh draft on paper, as was + usual and customary; for those made in notebooks were never accepted or + honoured. + </p> + <p> + Sancho comforted himself with this, and said if that were so the loss of + Dulcinea's letter did not trouble him much, for he had it almost by heart, + and it could be taken down from him wherever and whenever they liked. + </p> + <p> + "Repeat it then, Sancho," said the barber, "and we will write it down + afterwards." + </p> + <p> + Sancho Panza stopped to scratch his head to bring back the letter to his + memory, and balanced himself now on one foot, now the other, one moment + staring at the ground, the next at the sky, and after having half gnawed + off the end of a finger and kept them in suspense waiting for him to + begin, he said, after a long pause, "By God, senor licentiate, devil a + thing can I recollect of the letter; but it said at the beginning, + 'Exalted and scrubbing Lady.'" + </p> + <p> + "It cannot have said 'scrubbing,'" said the barber, "but 'superhuman' or + 'sovereign.'" + </p> + <p> + "That is it," said Sancho; "then, as well as I remember, it went on, 'The + wounded, and wanting of sleep, and the pierced, kisses your worship's + hands, ungrateful and very unrecognised fair one; and it said something or + other about health and sickness that he was sending her; and from that it + went tailing off until it ended with 'Yours till death, the Knight of the + Rueful Countenance." + </p> + <p> + It gave them no little amusement, both of them, to see what a good memory + Sancho had, and they complimented him greatly upon it, and begged him to + repeat the letter a couple of times more, so that they too might get it by + heart to write it out by-and-by. Sancho repeated it three times, and as he + did, uttered three thousand more absurdities; then he told them more about + his master but he never said a word about the blanketing that had befallen + himself in that inn, into which he refused to enter. He told them, + moreover, how his lord, if he brought him a favourable answer from the + lady Dulcinea del Toboso, was to put himself in the way of endeavouring to + become an emperor, or at least a monarch; for it had been so settled + between them, and with his personal worth and the might of his arm it was + an easy matter to come to be one: and how on becoming one his lord was to + make a marriage for him (for he would be a widower by that time, as a + matter of course) and was to give him as a wife one of the damsels of the + empress, the heiress of some rich and grand state on the mainland, having + nothing to do with islands of any sort, for he did not care for them now. + All this Sancho delivered with so much composure—wiping his nose + from time to time—and with so little common-sense that his two + hearers were again filled with wonder at the force of Don Quixote's + madness that could run away with this poor man's reason. They did not care + to take the trouble of disabusing him of his error, as they considered + that since it did not in any way hurt his conscience it would be better to + leave him in it, and they would have all the more amusement in listening + to his simplicities; and so they bade him pray to God for his lord's + health, as it was a very likely and a very feasible thing for him in + course of time to come to be an emperor, as he said, or at least an + archbishop or some other dignitary of equal rank. + </p> + <p> + To which Sancho made answer, "If fortune, sirs, should bring things about + in such a way that my master should have a mind, instead of being an + emperor, to be an archbishop, I should like to know what + archbishops-errant commonly give their squires?" + </p> + <p> + "They commonly give them," said the curate, some simple benefice or cure, + or some place as sacristan which brings them a good fixed income, not + counting the altar fees, which may be reckoned at as much more." + </p> + <p> + "But for that," said Sancho, "the squire must be unmarried, and must know, + at any rate, how to help at mass, and if that be so, woe is me, for I am + married already and I don't know the first letter of the A B C. What will + become of me if my master takes a fancy to be an archbishop and not an + emperor, as is usual and customary with knights-errant?" + </p> + <p> + "Be not uneasy, friend Sancho," said the barber, "for we will entreat your + master, and advise him, even urging it upon him as a case of conscience, + to become an emperor and not an archbishop, because it will be easier for + him as he is more valiant than lettered." + </p> + <p> + "So I have thought," said Sancho; "though I can tell you he is fit for + anything: what I mean to do for my part is to pray to our Lord to place + him where it may be best for him, and where he may be able to bestow most + favours upon me." + </p> + <p> + "You speak like a man of sense," said the curate, "and you will be acting + like a good Christian; but what must now be done is to take steps to coax + your master out of that useless penance you say he is performing; and we + had best turn into this inn to consider what plan to adopt, and also to + dine, for it is now time." + </p> + <p> + Sancho said they might go in, but that he would wait there outside, and + that he would tell them afterwards the reason why he was unwilling, and + why it did not suit him to enter it; but he begged them to bring him out + something to eat, and to let it be hot, and also to bring barley for + Rocinante. They left him and went in, and presently the barber brought him + out something to eat. By-and-by, after they had between them carefully + thought over what they should do to carry out their object, the curate hit + upon an idea very well adapted to humour Don Quixote, and effect their + purpose; and his notion, which he explained to the barber, was that he + himself should assume the disguise of a wandering damsel, while the other + should try as best he could to pass for a squire, and that they should + thus proceed to where Don Quixote was, and he, pretending to be an + aggrieved and distressed damsel, should ask a favour of him, which as a + valiant knight-errant he could not refuse to grant; and the favour he + meant to ask him was that he should accompany her whither she would + conduct him, in order to redress a wrong which a wicked knight had done + her, while at the same time she should entreat him not to require her to + remove her mask, nor ask her any question touching her circumstances until + he had righted her with the wicked knight. And he had no doubt that Don + Quixote would comply with any request made in these terms, and that in + this way they might remove him and take him to his own village, where they + would endeavour to find out if his extraordinary madness admitted of any + kind of remedy. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c26e" id="c26e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c26e.jpg (48K)" src="images/c26e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch27" id="ch27"></a>CHAPTER XXVII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF HOW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR SCHEME; TOGETHER + WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN THIS GREAT HISTORY + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c27a" id="c27a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c27a.jpg (169K)" src="images/c27a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c27a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The curate's plan did not seem a bad one to the barber, but on the + contrary so good that they immediately set about putting it in execution. + They begged a petticoat and hood of the landlady, leaving her in pledge a + new cassock of the curate's; and the barber made a beard out of a + grey-brown or red ox-tail in which the landlord used to stick his comb. + The landlady asked them what they wanted these things for, and the curate + told her in a few words about the madness of Don Quixote, and how this + disguise was intended to get him away from the mountain where he then was. + The landlord and landlady immediately came to the conclusion that the + madman was their guest, the balsam man and master of the blanketed squire, + and they told the curate all that had passed between him and them, not + omitting what Sancho had been so silent about. Finally the landlady + dressed up the curate in a style that left nothing to be desired; she put + on him a cloth petticoat with black velvet stripes a palm broad, all + slashed, and a bodice of green velvet set off by a binding of white satin, + which as well as the petticoat must have been made in the time of king + Wamba. The curate would not let them hood him, but put on his head a + little quilted linen cap which he used for a night-cap, and bound his + forehead with a strip of black silk, while with another he made a mask + with which he concealed his beard and face very well. He then put on his + hat, which was broad enough to serve him for an umbrella, and enveloping + himself in his cloak seated himself woman-fashion on his mule, while the + barber mounted his with a beard down to the waist of mingled red and + white, for it was, as has been said, the tail of a clay-red ox. + </p> + <p> + They took leave of all, and of the good Maritornes, who, sinner as she + was, promised to pray a rosary of prayers that God might grant them + success in such an arduous and Christian undertaking as that they had in + hand. But hardly had he sallied forth from the inn when it struck the + curate that he was doing wrong in rigging himself out in that fashion, as + it was an indecorous thing for a priest to dress himself that way even + though much might depend upon it; and saying so to the barber he begged + him to change dresses, as it was fitter he should be the distressed + damsel, while he himself would play the squire's part, which would be less + derogatory to his dignity; otherwise he was resolved to have nothing more + to do with the matter, and let the devil take Don Quixote. Just at this + moment Sancho came up, and on seeing the pair in such a costume he was + unable to restrain his laughter; the barber, however, agreed to do as the + curate wished, and, altering their plan, the curate went on to instruct + him how to play his part and what to say to Don Quixote to induce and + compel him to come with them and give up his fancy for the place he had + chosen for his idle penance. The barber told him he could manage it + properly without any instruction, and as he did not care to dress himself + up until they were near where Don Quixote was, he folded up the garments, + and the curate adjusted his beard, and they set out under the guidance of + Sancho Panza, who went along telling them of the encounter with the madman + they met in the Sierra, saying nothing, however, about the finding of the + valise and its contents; for with all his simplicity the lad was a trifle + covetous. + </p> + <p> + The next day they reached the place where Sancho had laid the + broom-branches as marks to direct him to where he had left his master, and + recognising it he told them that here was the entrance, and that they + would do well to dress themselves, if that was required to deliver his + master; for they had already told him that going in this guise and + dressing in this way were of the highest importance in order to rescue his + master from the pernicious life he had adopted; and they charged him + strictly not to tell his master who they were, or that he knew them, and + should he ask, as ask he would, if he had given the letter to Dulcinea, to + say that he had, and that, as she did not know how to read, she had given + an answer by word of mouth, saying that she commanded him, on pain of her + displeasure, to come and see her at once; and it was a very important + matter for himself, because in this way and with what they meant to say to + him they felt sure of bringing him back to a better mode of life and + inducing him to take immediate steps to become an emperor or monarch, for + there was no fear of his becoming an archbishop. All this Sancho listened + to and fixed it well in his memory, and thanked them heartily for + intending to recommend his master to be an emperor instead of an + archbishop, for he felt sure that in the way of bestowing rewards on their + squires emperors could do more than archbishops-errant. He said, too, that + it would be as well for him to go on before them to find him, and give him + his lady's answer; for that perhaps might be enough to bring him away from + the place without putting them to all this trouble. They approved of what + Sancho proposed, and resolved to wait for him until he brought back word + of having found his master. + </p> + <p> + Sancho pushed on into the glens of the Sierra, leaving them in one through + which there flowed a little gentle rivulet, and where the rocks and trees + afforded a cool and grateful shade. It was an August day with all the heat + of one, and the heat in those parts is intense, and the hour was three in + the afternoon, all which made the spot the more inviting and tempted them + to wait there for Sancho's return, which they did. They were reposing, + then, in the shade, when a voice unaccompanied by the notes of any + instrument, but sweet and pleasing in its tone, reached their ears, at + which they were not a little astonished, as the place did not seem to them + likely quarters for one who sang so well; for though it is often said that + shepherds of rare voice are to be found in the woods and fields, this is + rather a flight of the poet's fancy than the truth. And still more + surprised were they when they perceived that what they heard sung were the + verses not of rustic shepherds, but of the polished wits of the city; and + so it proved, for the verses they heard were these: + </p> + <blockquote> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +What makes my quest of happiness seem vain? + Disdain. +What bids me to abandon hope of ease? + Jealousies. +What holds my heart in anguish of suspense? + Absence. + If that be so, then for my grief + Where shall I turn to seek relief, + When hope on every side lies slain + By Absence, Jealousies, Disdain? + +What the prime cause of all my woe doth prove? + Love. +What at my glory ever looks askance? + Chance. +Whence is permission to afflict me given? + Heaven. + If that be so, I but await + The stroke of a resistless fate, + Since, working for my woe, these three, + Love, Chance and Heaven, in league I see. + +What must I do to find a remedy? + Die. +What is the lure for love when coy and strange? + Change. +What, if all fail, will cure the heart of sadness? + Madness. + If that be so, it is but folly + To seek a cure for melancholy: + Ask where it lies; the answer saith + In Change, in Madness, or in Death. +</pre> + </blockquote> + <p> + The hour, the summer season, the solitary place, the voice and skill of + the singer, all contributed to the wonder and delight of the two + listeners, who remained still waiting to hear something more; finding, + however, that the silence continued some little time, they resolved to go + in search of the musician who sang with so fine a voice; but just as they + were about to do so they were checked by the same voice, which once more + fell upon their ears, singing this + </p> + <blockquote> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +When heavenward, holy Friendship, thou didst go + Soaring to seek thy home beyond the sky, + And take thy seat among the saints on high, +It was thy will to leave on earth below +Thy semblance, and upon it to bestow + Thy veil, wherewith at times hypocrisy, + Parading in thy shape, deceives the eye, +And makes its vileness bright as virtue show. +Friendship, return to us, or force the cheat + That wears it now, thy livery to restore, + By aid whereof sincerity is slain. +If thou wilt not unmask thy counterfeit, + This earth will be the prey of strife once more, + As when primaeval discord held its reign. + +</pre> + </blockquote> + <p> + The song ended with a deep sigh, and again the listeners remained waiting + attentively for the singer to resume; but perceiving that the music had + now turned to sobs and heart-rending moans they determined to find out who + the unhappy being could be whose voice was as rare as his sighs were + piteous, and they had not proceeded far when on turning the corner of a + rock they discovered a man of the same aspect and appearance as Sancho had + described to them when he told them the story of Cardenio. He, showing no + astonishment when he saw them, stood still with his head bent down upon + his breast like one in deep thought, without raising his eyes to look at + them after the first glance when they suddenly came upon him. The curate, + who was aware of his misfortune and recognised him by the description, + being a man of good address, approached him and in a few sensible words + entreated and urged him to quit a life of such misery, lest he should end + it there, which would be the greatest of all misfortunes. Cardenio was + then in his right mind, free from any attack of that madness which so + frequently carried him away, and seeing them dressed in a fashion so + unusual among the frequenters of those wilds, could not help showing some + surprise, especially when he heard them speak of his case as if it were a + well-known matter (for the curate's words gave him to understand as much) + so he replied to them thus: + </p> + <p> + "I see plainly, sirs, whoever you may be, that Heaven, whose care it is to + succour the good, and even the wicked very often, here, in this remote + spot, cut off from human intercourse, sends me, though I deserve it not, + those who seek to draw me away from this to some better retreat, showing + me by many and forcible arguments how unreasonably I act in leading the + life I do; but as they know, that if I escape from this evil I shall fall + into another still greater, perhaps they will set me down as a weak-minded + man, or, what is worse, one devoid of reason; nor would it be any wonder, + for I myself can perceive that the effect of the recollection of my + misfortunes is so great and works so powerfully to my ruin, that in spite + of myself I become at times like a stone, without feeling or + consciousness; and I come to feel the truth of it when they tell me and + show me proofs of the things I have done when the terrible fit overmasters + me; and all I can do is bewail my lot in vain, and idly curse my destiny, + and plead for my madness by telling how it was caused, to any that care to + hear it; for no reasonable beings on learning the cause will wonder at the + effects; and if they cannot help me at least they will not blame me, and + the repugnance they feel at my wild ways will turn into pity for my woes. + If it be, sirs, that you are here with the same design as others have come + wah, before you proceed with your wise arguments, I entreat you to hear + the story of my countless misfortunes, for perhaps when you have heard it + you will spare yourselves the trouble you would take in offering + consolation to grief that is beyond the reach of it." + </p> + <p> + As they, both of them, desired nothing more than to hear from his own lips + the cause of his suffering, they entreated him to tell it, promising not + to do anything for his relief or comfort that he did not wish; and + thereupon the unhappy gentleman began his sad story in nearly the same + words and manner in which he had related it to Don Quixote and the + goatherd a few days before, when, through Master Elisabad, and Don + Quixote's scrupulous observance of what was due to chivalry, the tale was + left unfinished, as this history has already recorded; but now fortunately + the mad fit kept off, allowed him to tell it to the end; and so, coming to + the incident of the note which Don Fernando had found in the volume of + "Amadis of Gaul," Cardenio said that he remembered it perfectly and that + it was in these words: + </p> + <blockquote> + <p> + "Luscinda to Cardenio. + </p> + <p> + "Every day I discover merits in you that oblige and compel me to hold + you in higher estimation; so if you desire to relieve me of this + obligation without cost to my honour, you may easily do so. I have a + father who knows you and loves me dearly, who without putting any + constraint on my inclination will grant what will be reasonable for you + to have, if it be that you value me as you say and as I believe you do." + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + "By this letter I was induced, as I told you, to demand Luscinda for my + wife, and it was through it that Luscinda came to be regarded by Don + Fernando as one of the most discreet and prudent women of the day, and + this letter it was that suggested his design of ruining me before mine + could be carried into effect. I told Don Fernando that all Luscinda's + father was waiting for was that mine should ask her of him, which I did + not dare to suggest to him, fearing that he would not consent to do so; + not because he did not know perfectly well the rank, goodness, virtue, and + beauty of Luscinda, and that she had qualities that would do honour to any + family in Spain, but because I was aware that he did not wish me to marry + so soon, before seeing what the Duke Ricardo would do for me. In short, I + told him I did not venture to mention it to my father, as well on account + of that difficulty, as of many others that discouraged me though I knew + not well what they were, only that it seemed to me that what I desired was + never to come to pass. To all this Don Fernando answered that he would + take it upon himself to speak to my father, and persuade him to speak to + Luscinda's father. O, ambitious Marius! O, cruel Catiline! O, wicked + Sylla! O, perfidious Ganelon! O, treacherous Vellido! O, vindictive + Julian! O, covetous Judas! Traitor, cruel, vindictive, and perfidious, + wherein had this poor wretch failed in his fidelity, who with such + frankness showed thee the secrets and the joys of his heart? What offence + did I commit? What words did I utter, or what counsels did I give that had + not the furtherance of thy honour and welfare for their aim? But, woe is + me, wherefore do I complain? for sure it is that when misfortunes spring + from the stars, descending from on high they fall upon us with such fury + and violence that no power on earth can check their course nor human + device stay their coming. Who could have thought that Don Fernando, a + highborn gentleman, intelligent, bound to me by gratitude for my services, + one that could win the object of his love wherever he might set his + affections, could have become so obdurate, as they say, as to rob me of my + one ewe lamb that was not even yet in my possession? But laying aside + these useless and unavailing reflections, let us take up the broken thread + of my unhappy story. + </p> + <p> + "To proceed, then: Don Fernando finding my presence an obstacle to the + execution of his treacherous and wicked design, resolved to send me to his + elder brother under the pretext of asking money from him to pay for six + horses which, purposely, and with the sole object of sending me away that + he might the better carry out his infernal scheme, he had purchased the + very day he offered to speak to my father, and the price of which he now + desired me to fetch. Could I have anticipated this treachery? Could I by + any chance have suspected it? Nay; so far from that, I offered with the + greatest pleasure to go at once, in my satisfaction at the good bargain + that had been made. That night I spoke with Luscinda, and told her what + had been agreed upon with Don Fernando, and how I had strong hopes of our + fair and reasonable wishes being realised. She, as unsuspicious as I was + of the treachery of Don Fernando, bade me try to return speedily, as she + believed the fulfilment of our desires would be delayed only so long as my + father put off speaking to hers. I know not why it was that on saying this + to me her eyes filled with tears, and there came a lump in her throat that + prevented her from uttering a word of many more that it seemed to me she + was striving to say to me. I was astonished at this unusual turn, which I + never before observed in her. for we always conversed, whenever good + fortune and my ingenuity gave us the chance, with the greatest gaiety and + cheerfulness, mingling tears, sighs, jealousies, doubts, or fears with our + words; it was all on my part a eulogy of my good fortune that Heaven + should have given her to me for my mistress; I glorified her beauty, I + extolled her worth and her understanding; and she paid me back by praising + in me what in her love for me she thought worthy of praise; and besides we + had a hundred thousand trifles and doings of our neighbours and + acquaintances to talk about, and the utmost extent of my boldness was to + take, almost by force, one of her fair white hands and carry it to my + lips, as well as the closeness of the low grating that separated us + allowed me. But the night before the unhappy day of my departure she wept, + she moaned, she sighed, and she withdrew leaving me filled with perplexity + and amazement, overwhelmed at the sight of such strange and affecting + signs of grief and sorrow in Luscinda; but not to dash my hopes I ascribed + it all to the depth of her love for me and the pain that separation gives + those who love tenderly. At last I took my departure, sad and dejected, my + heart filled with fancies and suspicions, but not knowing well what it was + I suspected or fancied; plain omens pointing to the sad event and + misfortune that was awaiting me. + </p> + <p> + "I reached the place whither I had been sent, gave the letter to Don + Fernando's brother, and was kindly received but not promptly dismissed, + for he desired me to wait, very much against my will, eight days in some + place where the duke his father was not likely to see me, as his brother + wrote that the money was to be sent without his knowledge; all of which + was a scheme of the treacherous Don Fernando, for his brother had no want + of money to enable him to despatch me at once. + </p> + <p> + "The command was one that exposed me to the temptation of disobeying it, + as it seemed to me impossible to endure life for so many days separated + from Luscinda, especially after leaving her in the sorrowful mood I have + described to you; nevertheless as a dutiful servant I obeyed, though I + felt it would be at the cost of my well-being. But four days later there + came a man in quest of me with a letter which he gave me, and which by the + address I perceived to be from Luscinda, as the writing was hers. I opened + it with fear and trepidation, persuaded that it must be something serious + that had impelled her to write to me when at a distance, as she seldom did + so when I was near. Before reading it I asked the man who it was that had + given it to him, and how long he had been upon the road; he told me that + as he happened to be passing through one of the streets of the city at the + hour of noon, a very beautiful lady called to him from a window, and with + tears in her eyes said to him hurriedly, 'Brother, if you are, as you seem + to be, a Christian, for the love of God I entreat you to have this letter + despatched without a moment's delay to the place and person named in the + address, all which is well known, and by this you will render a great + service to our Lord; and that you may be at no inconvenience in doing so + take what is in this handkerchief;' and said he, 'with this she threw me a + handkerchief out of the window in which were tied up a hundred reals and + this gold ring which I bring here together with the letter I have given + you. And then without waiting for any answer she left the window, though + not before she saw me take the letter and the handkerchief, and I had by + signs let her know that I would do as she bade me; and so, seeing myself + so well paid for the trouble I would have in bringing it to you, and + knowing by the address that it was to you it was sent (for, senor, I know + you very well), and also unable to resist that beautiful lady's tears, I + resolved to trust no one else, but to come myself and give it to you, and + in sixteen hours from the time when it was given me I have made the + journey, which, as you know, is eighteen leagues.' + </p> + <p> + "All the while the good-natured improvised courier was telling me this, I + hung upon his words, my legs trembling under me so that I could scarcely + stand. However, I opened the letter and read these words: + </p> + <p> + "'The promise Don Fernando gave you to urge your father to speak to mine, + he has fulfilled much more to his own satisfaction than to your advantage. + I have to tell you, senor, that he has demanded me for a wife, and my + father, led away by what he considers Don Fernando's superiority over you, + has favoured his suit so cordially, that in two days hence the betrothal + is to take place with such secrecy and so privately that the only + witnesses are to be the Heavens above and a few of the household. Picture + to yourself the state I am in; judge if it be urgent for you to come; the + issue of the affair will show you whether I love you or not. God grant + this may come to your hand before mine shall be forced to link itself with + his who keeps so ill the faith that he has pledged.' + </p> + <p> + "Such, in brief, were the words of the letter, words that made me set out + at once without waiting any longer for reply or money; for I now saw + clearly that it was not the purchase of horses but of his own pleasure + that had made Don Fernando send me to his brother. The exasperation I felt + against Don Fernando, joined with the fear of losing the prize I had won + by so many years of love and devotion, lent me wings; so that almost + flying I reached home the same day, by the hour which served for speaking + with Luscinda. I arrived unobserved, and left the mule on which I had come + at the house of the worthy man who had brought me the letter, and fortune + was pleased to be for once so kind that I found Luscinda at the grating + that was the witness of our loves. She recognised me at once, and I her, + but not as she ought to have recognised me, or I her. But who is there in + the world that can boast of having fathomed or understood the wavering + mind and unstable nature of a woman? Of a truth no one. To proceed: as + soon as Luscinda saw me she said, 'Cardenio, I am in my bridal dress, and + the treacherous Don Fernando and my covetous father are waiting for me in + the hall with the other witnesses, who shall be the witnesses of my death + before they witness my betrothal. Be not distressed, my friend, but + contrive to be present at this sacrifice, and if that cannot be prevented + by my words, I have a dagger concealed which will prevent more deliberate + violence, putting an end to my life and giving thee a first proof of the + love I have borne and bear thee.' I replied to her distractedly and + hastily, in fear lest I should not have time to reply, 'May thy words be + verified by thy deeds, lady; and if thou hast a dagger to save thy honour, + I have a sword to defend thee or kill myself if fortune be against us.' + </p> + <p> + "I think she could not have heard all these words, for I perceived that + they called her away in haste, as the bridegroom was waiting. Now the + night of my sorrow set in, the sun of my happiness went down, I felt my + eyes bereft of sight, my mind of reason. I could not enter the house, nor + was I capable of any movement; but reflecting how important it was that I + should be present at what might take place on the occasion, I nerved + myself as best I could and went in, for I well knew all the entrances and + outlets; and besides, with the confusion that in secret pervaded the house + no one took notice of me, so, without being seen, I found an opportunity + of placing myself in the recess formed by a window of the hall itself, and + concealed by the ends and borders of two tapestries, from between which I + could, without being seen, see all that took place in the room. Who could + describe the agitation of heart I suffered as I stood there—the + thoughts that came to me—the reflections that passed through my + mind? They were such as cannot be, nor were it well they should be, told. + Suffice it to say that the bridegroom entered the hall in his usual dress, + without ornament of any kind; as groomsman he had with him a cousin of + Luscinda's and except the servants of the house there was no one else in + the chamber. Soon afterwards Luscinda came out from an antechamber, + attended by her mother and two of her damsels, arrayed and adorned as + became her rank and beauty, and in full festival and ceremonial attire. My + anxiety and distraction did not allow me to observe or notice particularly + what she wore; I could only perceive the colours, which were crimson and + white, and the glitter of the gems and jewels on her head dress and + apparel, surpassed by the rare beauty of her lovely auburn hair that vying + with the precious stones and the light of the four torches that stood in + the hall shone with a brighter gleam than all. Oh memory, mortal foe of my + peace! why bring before me now the incomparable beauty of that adored + enemy of mine? Were it not better, cruel memory, to remind me and recall + what she then did, that stirred by a wrong so glaring I may seek, if not + vengeance now, at least to rid myself of life? Be not weary, sirs, of + listening to these digressions; my sorrow is not one of those that can or + should be told tersely and briefly, for to me each incident seems to call + for many words." + </p> + <p> + To this the curate replied that not only were they not weary of listening + to him, but that the details he mentioned interested them greatly, being + of a kind by no means to be omitted and deserving of the same attention as + the main story. + </p> + <p> + "To proceed, then," continued Cardenio: "all being assembled in the hall, + the priest of the parish came in and as he took the pair by the hand to + perform the requisite ceremony, at the words, 'Will you, Senora Luscinda, + take Senor Don Fernando, here present, for your lawful husband, as the + holy Mother Church ordains?' I thrust my head and neck out from between + the tapestries, and with eager ears and throbbing heart set myself to + listen to Luscinda's answer, awaiting in her reply the sentence of death + or the grant of life. Oh, that I had but dared at that moment to rush + forward crying aloud, 'Luscinda, Luscinda! have a care what thou dost; + remember what thou owest me; bethink thee thou art mine and canst not be + another's; reflect that thy utterance of "Yes" and the end of my life will + come at the same instant. O, treacherous Don Fernando! robber of my glory, + death of my life! What seekest thou? Remember that thou canst not as a + Christian attain the object of thy wishes, for Luscinda is my bride, and I + am her husband!' Fool that I am! now that I am far away, and out of + danger, I say I should have done what I did not do: now that I have + allowed my precious treasure to be robbed from me, I curse the robber, on + whom I might have taken vengeance had I as much heart for it as I have for + bewailing my fate; in short, as I was then a coward and a fool, little + wonder is it if I am now dying shame-stricken, remorseful, and mad. + </p> + <p> + "The priest stood waiting for the answer of Luscinda, who for a long time + withheld it; and just as I thought she was taking out the dagger to save + her honour, or struggling for words to make some declaration of the truth + on my behalf, I heard her say in a faint and feeble voice, 'I will:' Don + Fernando said the same, and giving her the ring they stood linked by a + knot that could never be loosed. The bridegroom then approached to embrace + his bride; and she, pressing her hand upon her heart, fell fainting in her + mother's arms. It only remains now for me to tell you the state I was in + when in that consent that I heard I saw all my hopes mocked, the words and + promises of Luscinda proved falsehoods, and the recovery of the prize I + had that instant lost rendered impossible for ever. I stood stupefied, + wholly abandoned, it seemed, by Heaven, declared the enemy of the earth + that bore me, the air refusing me breath for my sighs, the water moisture + for my tears; it was only the fire that gathered strength so that my whole + frame glowed with rage and jealousy. They were all thrown into confusion + by Luscinda's fainting, and as her mother was unlacing her to give her air + a sealed paper was discovered in her bosom which Don Fernando seized at + once and began to read by the light of one of the torches. As soon as he + had read it he seated himself in a chair, leaning his cheek on his hand in + the attitude of one deep in thought, without taking any part in the + efforts that were being made to recover his bride from her fainting fit. + </p> + <p> + "Seeing all the household in confusion, I ventured to come out regardless + whether I were seen or not, and determined, if I were, to do some frenzied + deed that would prove to all the world the righteous indignation of my + breast in the punishment of the treacherous Don Fernando, and even in that + of the fickle fainting traitress. But my fate, doubtless reserving me for + greater sorrows, if such there be, so ordered it that just then I had + enough and to spare of that reason which has since been wanting to me; and + so, without seeking to take vengeance on my greatest enemies (which might + have been easily taken, as all thought of me was so far from their minds), + I resolved to take it upon myself, and on myself to inflict the pain they + deserved, perhaps with even greater severity than I should have dealt out + to them had I then slain them; for sudden pain is soon over, but that + which is protracted by tortures is ever slaying without ending life. In a + word, I quitted the house and reached that of the man with whom I had left + my mule; I made him saddle it for me, mounted without bidding him + farewell, and rode out of the city, like another Lot, not daring to turn + my head to look back upon it; and when I found myself alone in the open + country, screened by the darkness of the night, and tempted by the + stillness to give vent to my grief without apprehension or fear of being + heard or seen, then I broke silence and lifted up my voice in maledictions + upon Luscinda and Don Fernando, as if I could thus avenge the wrong they + had done me. I called her cruel, ungrateful, false, thankless, but above + all covetous, since the wealth of my enemy had blinded the eyes of her + affection, and turned it from me to transfer it to one to whom fortune had + been more generous and liberal. And yet, in the midst of this outburst of + execration and upbraiding, I found excuses for her, saying it was no + wonder that a young girl in the seclusion of her parents' house, trained + and schooled to obey them always, should have been ready to yield to their + wishes when they offered her for a husband a gentleman of such + distinction, wealth, and noble birth, that if she had refused to accept + him she would have been thought out of her senses, or to have set her + affection elsewhere, a suspicion injurious to her fair name and fame. But + then again, I said, had she declared I was her husband, they would have + seen that in choosing me she had not chosen so ill but that they might + excuse her, for before Don Fernando had made his offer, they themselves + could not have desired, if their desires had been ruled by reason, a more + eligible husband for their daughter than I was; and she, before taking the + last fatal step of giving her hand, might easily have said that I had + already given her mine, for I should have come forward to support any + assertion of hers to that effect. In short, I came to the conclusion that + feeble love, little reflection, great ambition, and a craving for rank, + had made her forget the words with which she had deceived me, encouraged + and supported by my firm hopes and honourable passion. + </p> + <p> + "Thus soliloquising and agitated, I journeyed onward for the remainder of + the night, and by daybreak I reached one of the passes of these mountains, + among which I wandered for three days more without taking any path or + road, until I came to some meadows lying on I know not which side of the + mountains, and there I inquired of some herdsmen in what direction the + most rugged part of the range lay. They told me that it was in this + quarter, and I at once directed my course hither, intending to end my life + here; but as I was making my way among these crags, my mule dropped dead + through fatigue and hunger, or, as I think more likely, in order to have + done with such a worthless burden as it bore in me. I was left on foot, + worn out, famishing, without anyone to help me or any thought of seeking + help: and so thus I lay stretched on the ground, how long I know not, + after which I rose up free from hunger, and found beside me some + goatherds, who no doubt were the persons who had relieved me in my need, + for they told me how they had found me, and how I had been uttering + ravings that showed plainly I had lost my reason; and since then I am + conscious that I am not always in full possession of it, but at times so + deranged and crazed that I do a thousand mad things, tearing my clothes, + crying aloud in these solitudes, cursing my fate, and idly calling on the + dear name of her who is my enemy, and only seeking to end my life in + lamentation; and when I recover my senses I find myself so exhausted and + weary that I can scarcely move. Most commonly my dwelling is the hollow of + a cork tree large enough to shelter this miserable body; the herdsmen and + goatherds who frequent these mountains, moved by compassion, furnish me + with food, leaving it by the wayside or on the rocks, where they think I + may perhaps pass and find it; and so, even though I may be then out of my + senses, the wants of nature teach me what is required to sustain me, and + make me crave it and eager to take it. At other times, so they tell me + when they find me in a rational mood, I sally out upon the road, and + though they would gladly give it me, I snatch food by force from the + shepherds bringing it from the village to their huts. Thus do pass the + wretched life that remains to me, until it be Heaven's will to bring it to + a close, or so to order my memory that I no longer recollect the beauty + and treachery of Luscinda, or the wrong done me by Don Fernando; for if it + will do this without depriving me of life, I will turn my thoughts into + some better channel; if not, I can only implore it to have full mercy on + my soul, for in myself I feel no power or strength to release my body from + this strait in which I have of my own accord chosen to place it. + </p> + <p> + "Such, sirs, is the dismal story of my misfortune: say if it be one that + can be told with less emotion than you have seen in me; and do not trouble + yourselves with urging or pressing upon me what reason suggests as likely + to serve for my relief, for it will avail me as much as the medicine + prescribed by a wise physician avails the sick man who will not take it. I + have no wish for health without Luscinda; and since it is her pleasure to + be another's, when she is or should be mine, let it be mine to be a prey + to misery when I might have enjoyed happiness. She by her fickleness + strove to make my ruin irretrievable; I will strive to gratify her wishes + by seeking destruction; and it will show generations to come that I alone + was deprived of that of which all others in misfortune have a + superabundance, for to them the impossibility of being consoled is itself + a consolation, while to me it is the cause of greater sorrows and + sufferings, for I think that even in death there will not be an end of + them." + </p> + <p> + Here Cardenio brought to a close his long discourse and story, as full of + misfortune as it was of love; but just as the curate was going to address + some words of comfort to him, he was stopped by a voice that reached his + ear, saying in melancholy tones what will be told in the Fourth Part of + this narrative; for at this point the sage and sagacious historian, Cid + Hamete Benengeli, brought the Third to a conclusion. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c27e" id="c27e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c27e.jpg (65K)" src="images/c27e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch28" id="ch28"></a>CHAPTER XXVIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL THE + CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c28a" id="c28a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28a.jpg (159K)" src="images/c28a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c28a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Happy and fortunate were the times when that most daring knight Don + Quixote of La Mancha was sent into the world; for by reason of his having + formed a resolution so honourable as that of seeking to revive and restore + to the world the long-lost and almost defunct order of knight-errantry, we + now enjoy in this age of ours, so poor in light entertainment, not only + the charm of his veracious history, but also of the tales and episodes + contained in it which are, in a measure, no less pleasing, ingenious, and + truthful, than the history itself; which, resuming its thread, carded, + spun, and wound, relates that just as the curate was going to offer + consolation to Cardenio, he was interrupted by a voice that fell upon his + ear saying in plaintive tones: + </p> + <p> + "O God! is it possible I have found a place that may serve as a secret + grave for the weary load of this body that I support so unwillingly? If + the solitude these mountains promise deceives me not, it is so; ah! woe is + me! how much more grateful to my mind will be the society of these rocks + and brakes that permit me to complain of my misfortune to Heaven, than + that of any human being, for there is none on earth to look to for counsel + in doubt, comfort in sorrow, or relief in distress!" + </p> + <p> + All this was heard distinctly by the curate and those with him, and as it + seemed to them to be uttered close by, as indeed it was, they got up to + look for the speaker, and before they had gone twenty paces they + discovered behind a rock, seated at the foot of an ash tree, a youth in + the dress of a peasant, whose face they were unable at the moment to see + as he was leaning forward, bathing his feet in the brook that flowed past. + They approached so silently that he did not perceive them, being fully + occupied in bathing his feet, which were so fair that they looked like two + pieces of shining crystal brought forth among the other stones of the + brook. The whiteness and beauty of these feet struck them with surprise, + for they did not seem to have been made to crush clods or to follow the + plough and the oxen as their owner's dress suggested; and so, finding they + had not been noticed, the curate, who was in front, made a sign to the + other two to conceal themselves behind some fragments of rock that lay + there; which they did, observing closely what the youth was about. He had + on a loose double-skirted dark brown jacket bound tight to his body with a + white cloth; he wore besides breeches and gaiters of brown cloth, and on + his head a brown montera; and he had the gaiters turned up as far as the + middle of the leg, which verily seemed to be of pure alabaster. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28b" id="c28b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28b.jpg (339K)" src="images/c28b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c28b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + As soon as he had done bathing his beautiful feet, he wiped them with a + towel he took from under the montera, on taking off which he raised his + face, and those who were watching him had an opportunity of seeing a + beauty so exquisite that Cardenio said to the curate in a whisper: + </p> + <p> + "As this is not Luscinda, it is no human creature but a divine being." + </p> + <p> + The youth then took off the montera, and shaking his head from side to + side there broke loose and spread out a mass of hair that the beams of the + sun might have envied; by this they knew that what had seemed a peasant + was a lovely woman, nay the most beautiful the eyes of two of them had + ever beheld, or even Cardenio's if they had not seen and known Luscinda, + for he afterwards declared that only the beauty of Luscinda could compare + with this. The long auburn tresses not only covered her shoulders, but + such was their length and abundance, concealed her all round beneath their + masses, so that except the feet nothing of her form was visible. She now + used her hands as a comb, and if her feet had seemed like bits of crystal + in the water, her hands looked like pieces of driven snow among her locks; + all which increased not only the admiration of the three beholders, but + their anxiety to learn who she was. With this object they resolved to show + themselves, and at the stir they made in getting upon their feet the fair + damsel raised her head, and parting her hair from before her eyes with + both hands, she looked to see who had made the noise, and the instant she + perceived them she started to her feet, and without waiting to put on her + shoes or gather up her hair, hastily snatched up a bundle as though of + clothes that she had beside her, and, scared and alarmed, endeavoured to + take flight; but before she had gone six paces she fell to the ground, her + delicate feet being unable to bear the roughness of the stones; seeing + which, the three hastened towards her, and the curate addressing her first + said: + </p> + <p> + "Stay, senora, whoever you may be, for those whom you see here only desire + to be of service to you; you have no need to attempt a flight so heedless, + for neither can your feet bear it, nor we allow it." + </p> + <p> + Taken by surprise and bewildered, she made no reply to these words. They, + however, came towards her, and the curate taking her hand went on to say: + </p> + <p> + "What your dress would hide, senora, is made known to us by your hair; a + clear proof that it can be no trifling cause that has disguised your + beauty in a garb so unworthy of it, and sent it into solitudes like these + where we have had the good fortune to find you, if not to relieve your + distress, at least to offer you comfort; for no distress, so long as life + lasts, can be so oppressive or reach such a height as to make the sufferer + refuse to listen to comfort offered with good intention. And so, senora, + or senor, or whatever you prefer to be, dismiss the fears that our + appearance has caused you and make us acquainted with your good or evil + fortunes, for from all of us together, or from each one of us, you will + receive sympathy in your trouble." + </p> + <p> + While the curate was speaking, the disguised damsel stood as if + spell-bound, looking at them without opening her lips or uttering a word, + just like a village rustic to whom something strange that he has never + seen before has been suddenly shown; but on the curate addressing some + further words to the same effect to her, sighing deeply she broke silence + and said: + </p> + <p> + "Since the solitude of these mountains has been unable to conceal me, and + the escape of my dishevelled tresses will not allow my tongue to deal in + falsehoods, it would be idle for me now to make any further pretence of + what, if you were to believe me, you would believe more out of courtesy + than for any other reason. This being so, I say I thank you, sirs, for the + offer you have made me, which places me under the obligation of complying + with the request you have made of me; though I fear the account I shall + give you of my misfortunes will excite in you as much concern as + compassion, for you will be unable to suggest anything to remedy them or + any consolation to alleviate them. However, that my honour may not be left + a matter of doubt in your minds, now that you have discovered me to be a + woman, and see that I am young, alone, and in this dress, things that + taken together or separately would be enough to destroy any good name, I + feel bound to tell what I would willingly keep secret if I could." + </p> + <p> + All this she who was now seen to be a lovely woman delivered without any + hesitation, with so much ease and in so sweet a voice that they were not + less charmed by her intelligence than by her beauty, and as they again + repeated their offers and entreaties to her to fulfil her promise, she + without further pressing, first modestly covering her feet and gathering + up her hair, seated herself on a stone with the three placed around her, + and, after an effort to restrain some tears that came to her eyes, in a + clear and steady voice began her story thus: + </p> + <p> + "In this Andalusia there is a town from which a duke takes a title which + makes him one of those that are called Grandees of Spain. This nobleman + has two sons, the elder heir to his dignity and apparently to his good + qualities; the younger heir to I know not what, unless it be the treachery + of Vellido and the falsehood of Ganelon. My parents are this lord's + vassals, lowly in origin, but so wealthy that if birth had conferred as + much on them as fortune, they would have had nothing left to desire, nor + should I have had reason to fear trouble like that in which I find myself + now; for it may be that my ill fortune came of theirs in not having been + nobly born. It is true they are not so low that they have any reason to be + ashamed of their condition, but neither are they so high as to remove from + my mind the impression that my mishap comes of their humble birth. They + are, in short, peasants, plain homely people, without any taint of + disreputable blood, and, as the saying is, old rusty Christians, but so + rich that by their wealth and free-handed way of life they are coming by + degrees to be considered gentlefolk by birth, and even by position; though + the wealth and nobility they thought most of was having me for their + daughter; and as they have no other child to make their heir, and are + affectionate parents, I was one of the most indulged daughters that ever + parents indulged. + </p> + <p> + "I was the mirror in which they beheld themselves, the staff of their old + age, and the object in which, with submission to Heaven, all their wishes + centred, and mine were in accordance with theirs, for I knew their worth; + and as I was mistress of their hearts, so was I also of their possessions. + Through me they engaged or dismissed their servants; through my hands + passed the accounts and returns of what was sown and reaped; the + oil-mills, the wine-presses, the count of the flocks and herds, the + beehives, all in short that a rich farmer like my father has or can have, + I had under my care, and I acted as steward and mistress with an assiduity + on my part and satisfaction on theirs that I cannot well describe to you. + The leisure hours left to me after I had given the requisite orders to the + head-shepherds, overseers, and other labourers, I passed in such + employments as are not only allowable but necessary for young girls, those + that the needle, embroidery cushion, and spinning wheel usually afford, + and if to refresh my mind I quitted them for a while, I found recreation + in reading some devotional book or playing the harp, for experience taught + me that music soothes the troubled mind and relieves weariness of spirit. + Such was the life I led in my parents' house and if I have depicted it + thus minutely, it is not out of ostentation, or to let you know that I am + rich, but that you may see how, without any fault of mine, I have fallen + from the happy condition I have described, to the misery I am in at + present. The truth is, that while I was leading this busy life, in a + retirement that might compare with that of a monastery, and unseen as I + thought by any except the servants of the house (for when I went to Mass + it was so early in the morning, and I was so closely attended by my mother + and the women of the household, and so thickly veiled and so shy, that my + eyes scarcely saw more ground than I trod on), in spite of all this, the + eyes of love, or idleness, more properly speaking, that the lynx's cannot + rival, discovered me, with the help of the assiduity of Don Fernando; for + that is the name of the younger son of the duke I told of." + </p> + <p> + The moment the speaker mentioned the name of Don Fernando, Cardenio + changed colour and broke into a sweat, with such signs of emotion that the + curate and the barber, who observed it, feared that one of the mad fits + which they heard attacked him sometimes was coming upon him; but Cardenio + showed no further agitation and remained quiet, regarding the peasant girl + with fixed attention, for he began to suspect who she was. She, however, + without noticing the excitement of Cardenio, continuing her story, went on + to say: + </p> + <p> + "And they had hardly discovered me, when, as he owned afterwards, he was + smitten with a violent love for me, as the manner in which it displayed + itself plainly showed. But to shorten the long recital of my woes, I will + pass over in silence all the artifices employed by Don Fernando for + declaring his passion for me. He bribed all the household, he gave and + offered gifts and presents to my parents; every day was like a holiday or + a merry-making in our street; by night no one could sleep for the music; + the love letters that used to come to my hand, no one knew how, were + innumerable, full of tender pleadings and pledges, containing more + promises and oaths than there were letters in them; all which not only did + not soften me, but hardened my heart against him, as if he had been my + mortal enemy, and as if everything he did to make me yield were done with + the opposite intention. Not that the high-bred bearing of Don Fernando was + disagreeable to me, or that I found his importunities wearisome; for it + gave me a certain sort of satisfaction to find myself so sought and prized + by a gentleman of such distinction, and I was not displeased at seeing my + praises in his letters (for however ugly we women may be, it seems to me + it always pleases us to hear ourselves called beautiful) but that my own + sense of right was opposed to all this, as well as the repeated advice of + my parents, who now very plainly perceived Don Fernando's purpose, for he + cared very little if all the world knew it. They told me they trusted and + confided their honour and good name to my virtue and rectitude alone, and + bade me consider the disparity between Don Fernando and myself, from which + I might conclude that his intentions, whatever he might say to the + contrary, had for their aim his own pleasure rather than my advantage; and + if I were at all desirous of opposing an obstacle to his unreasonable + suit, they were ready, they said, to marry me at once to anyone I + preferred, either among the leading people of our own town, or of any of + those in the neighbourhood; for with their wealth and my good name, a + match might be looked for in any quarter. This offer, and their sound + advice strengthened my resolution, and I never gave Don Fernando a word in + reply that could hold out to him any hope of success, however remote. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28c" id="c28c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28c.jpg (279K)" src="images/c28c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c28c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "All this caution of mine, which he must have taken for coyness, had + apparently the effect of increasing his wanton appetite—for that is + the name I give to his passion for me; had it been what he declared it to + be, you would not know of it now, because there would have been no + occasion to tell you of it. At length he learned that my parents were + contemplating marriage for me in order to put an end to his hopes of + obtaining possession of me, or at least to secure additional protectors to + watch over me, and this intelligence or suspicion made him act as you + shall hear. One night, as I was in my chamber with no other companion than + a damsel who waited on me, with the doors carefully locked lest my honour + should be imperilled through any carelessness, I know not nor can conceive + how it happened, but, with all this seclusion and these precautions, and + in the solitude and silence of my retirement, I found him standing before + me, a vision that so astounded me that it deprived my eyes of sight, and + my tongue of speech. I had no power to utter a cry, nor, I think, did he + give me time to utter one, as he immediately approached me, and taking me + in his arms (for, overwhelmed as I was, I was powerless, I say, to help + myself), he began to make such professions to me that I know not how + falsehood could have had the power of dressing them up to seem so like + truth; and the traitor contrived that his tears should vouch for his + words, and his sighs for his sincerity. + </p> + <p> + "I, a poor young creature alone, ill versed among my people in cases such + as this, began, I know not how, to think all these lying protestations + true, though without being moved by his sighs and tears to anything more + than pure compassion; and so, as the first feeling of bewilderment passed + away, and I began in some degree to recover myself, I said to him with + more courage than I thought I could have possessed, 'If, as I am now in + your arms, senor, I were in the claws of a fierce lion, and my deliverance + could be procured by doing or saying anything to the prejudice of my + honour, it would no more be in my power to do it or say it, than it would + be possible that what was should not have been; so then, if you hold my + body clasped in your arms, I hold my soul secured by virtuous intentions, + very different from yours, as you will see if you attempt to carry them + into effect by force. I am your vassal, but I am not your slave; your + nobility neither has nor should have any right to dishonour or degrade my + humble birth; and low-born peasant as I am, I have my self-respect as much + as you, a lord and gentleman: with me your violence will be to no purpose, + your wealth will have no weight, your words will have no power to deceive + me, nor your sighs or tears to soften me: were I to see any of the things + I speak of in him whom my parents gave me as a husband, his will should be + mine, and mine should be bounded by his; and my honour being preserved + even though my inclinations were not would willingly yield him what you, + senor, would now obtain by force; and this I say lest you should suppose + that any but my lawful husband shall ever win anything of me.' 'If that,' + said this disloyal gentleman, 'be the only scruple you feel, fairest + Dorothea' (for that is the name of this unhappy being), 'see here I give + you my hand to be yours, and let Heaven, from which nothing is hid, and + this image of Our Lady you have here, be witnesses of this pledge.'" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28d" id="c28d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28d.jpg (289K)" src="images/c28d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c28d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + When Cardenio heard her say she was called Dorothea, he showed fresh + agitation and felt convinced of the truth of his former suspicion, but he + was unwilling to interrupt the story, and wished to hear the end of what + he already all but knew, so he merely said: + </p> + <p> + "What! is Dorothea your name, senora? I have heard of another of the same + name who can perhaps match your misfortunes. But proceed; by-and-by I may + tell you something that will astonish you as much as it will excite your + compassion." + </p> + <p> + Dorothea was struck by Cardenio's words as well as by his strange and + miserable attire, and begged him if he knew anything concerning her to + tell it to her at once, for if fortune had left her any blessing it was + courage to bear whatever calamity might fall upon her, as she felt sure + that none could reach her capable of increasing in any degree what she + endured already. + </p> + <p> + "I would not let the occasion pass, senora," replied Cardenio, "of telling + you what I think, if what I suspect were the truth, but so far there has + been no opportunity, nor is it of any importance to you to know it." + </p> + <p> + "Be it as it may," replied Dorothea, "what happened in my story was that + Don Fernando, taking an image that stood in the chamber, placed it as a + witness of our betrothal, and with the most binding words and extravagant + oaths gave me his promise to become my husband; though before he had made + an end of pledging himself I bade him consider well what he was doing, and + think of the anger his father would feel at seeing him married to a + peasant girl and one of his vassals; I told him not to let my beauty, such + as it was, blind him, for that was not enough to furnish an excuse for his + transgression; and if in the love he bore me he wished to do me any + kindness, it would be to leave my lot to follow its course at the level my + condition required; for marriages so unequal never brought happiness, nor + did they continue long to afford the enjoyment they began with. + </p> + <p> + "All this that I have now repeated I said to him, and much more which I + cannot recollect; but it had no effect in inducing him to forego his + purpose; he who has no intention of paying does not trouble himself about + difficulties when he is striking the bargain. At the same time I argued + the matter briefly in my own mind, saying to myself, 'I shall not be the + first who has risen through marriage from a lowly to a lofty station, nor + will Don Fernando be the first whom beauty or, as is more likely, a blind + attachment, has led to mate himself below his rank. Then, since I am + introducing no new usage or practice, I may as well avail myself of the + honour that chance offers me, for even though his inclination for me + should not outlast the attainment of his wishes, I shall be, after all, + his wife before God. And if I strive to repel him by scorn, I can see + that, fair means failing, he is in a mood to use force, and I shall be + left dishonoured and without any means of proving my innocence to those + who cannot know how innocently I have come to be in this position; for + what arguments would persuade my parents that this gentleman entered my + chamber without my consent?' + </p> + <p> + "All these questions and answers passed through my mind in a moment; but + the oaths of Don Fernando, the witnesses he appealed to, the tears he + shed, and lastly the charms of his person and his high-bred grace, which, + accompanied by such signs of genuine love, might well have conquered a + heart even more free and coy than mine—these were the things that + more than all began to influence me and lead me unawares to my ruin. I + called my waiting-maid to me, that there might be a witness on earth + besides those in Heaven, and again Don Fernando renewed and repeated his + oaths, invoked as witnesses fresh saints in addition to the former ones, + called down upon himself a thousand curses hereafter should he fail to + keep his promise, shed more tears, redoubled his sighs and pressed me + closer in his arms, from which he had never allowed me to escape; and so I + was left by my maid, and ceased to be one, and he became a traitor and a + perjured man. + </p> + <p> + "The day which followed the night of my misfortune did not come so + quickly, I imagine, as Don Fernando wished, for when desire has attained + its object, the greatest pleasure is to fly from the scene of pleasure. I + say so because Don Fernando made all haste to leave me, and by the + adroitness of my maid, who was indeed the one who had admitted him, gained + the street before daybreak; but on taking leave of me he told me, though + not with as much earnestness and fervour as when he came, that I might + rest assured of his faith and of the sanctity and sincerity of his oaths; + and to confirm his words he drew a rich ring off his finger and placed it + upon mine. He then took his departure and I was left, I know not whether + sorrowful or happy; all I can say is, I was left agitated and troubled in + mind and almost bewildered by what had taken place, and I had not the + spirit, or else it did not occur to me, to chide my maid for the treachery + she had been guilty of in concealing Don Fernando in my chamber; for as + yet I was unable to make up my mind whether what had befallen me was for + good or evil. I told Don Fernando at parting, that as I was now his, he + might see me on other nights in the same way, until it should be his + pleasure to let the matter become known; but, except the following night, + he came no more, nor for more than a month could I catch a glimpse of him + in the street or in church, while I wearied myself with watching for one; + although I knew he was in the town, and almost every day went out hunting, + a pastime he was very fond of. I remember well how sad and dreary those + days and hours were to me; I remember well how I began to doubt as they + went by, and even to lose confidence in the faith of Don Fernando; and I + remember, too, how my maid heard those words in reproof of her audacity + that she had not heard before, and how I was forced to put a constraint on + my tears and on the expression of my countenance, not to give my parents + cause to ask me why I was so melancholy, and drive me to invent falsehoods + in reply. But all this was suddenly brought to an end, for the time came + when all such considerations were disregarded, and there was no further + question of honour, when my patience gave way and the secret of my heart + became known abroad. The reason was, that a few days later it was reported + in the town that Don Fernando had been married in a neighbouring city to a + maiden of rare beauty, the daughter of parents of distinguished position, + though not so rich that her portion would entitle her to look for so + brilliant a match; it was said, too, that her name was Luscinda, and that + at the betrothal some strange things had happened." + </p> + <p> + Cardenio heard the name of Luscinda, but he only shrugged his shoulders, + bit his lips, bent his brows, and before long two streams of tears escaped + from his eyes. Dorothea, however, did not interrupt her story, but went on + in these words: + </p> + <p> + "This sad intelligence reached my ears, and, instead of being struck with + a chill, with such wrath and fury did my heart burn that I scarcely + restrained myself from rushing out into the streets, crying aloud and + proclaiming openly the perfidy and treachery of which I was the victim; + but this transport of rage was for the time checked by a resolution I + formed, to be carried out the same night, and that was to assume this + dress, which I got from a servant of my father's, one of the zagals, as + they are called in farmhouses, to whom I confided the whole of my + misfortune, and whom I entreated to accompany me to the city where I heard + my enemy was. He, though he remonstrated with me for my boldness, and + condemned my resolution, when he saw me bent upon my purpose, offered to + bear me company, as he said, to the end of the world. I at once packed up + in a linen pillow-case a woman's dress, and some jewels and money to + provide for emergencies, and in the silence of the night, without letting + my treacherous maid know, I sallied forth from the house, accompanied by + my servant and abundant anxieties, and on foot set out for the city, but + borne as it were on wings by my eagerness to reach it, if not to prevent + what I presumed to be already done, at least to call upon Don Fernando to + tell me with what conscience he had done it. I reached my destination in + two days and a half, and on entering the city inquired for the house of + Luscinda's parents. The first person I asked gave me more in reply than I + sought to know; he showed me the house, and told me all that had occurred + at the betrothal of the daughter of the family, an affair of such + notoriety in the city that it was the talk of every knot of idlers in the + street. He said that on the night of Don Fernando's betrothal with + Luscinda, as soon as she had consented to be his bride by saying 'Yes,' + she was taken with a sudden fainting fit, and that on the bridegroom + approaching to unlace the bosom of her dress to give her air, he found a + paper in her own handwriting, in which she said and declared that she + could not be Don Fernando's bride, because she was already Cardenio's, + who, according to the man's account, was a gentleman of distinction of the + same city; and that if she had accepted Don Fernando, it was only in + obedience to her parents. In short, he said, the words of the paper made + it clear she meant to kill herself on the completion of the betrothal, and + gave her reasons for putting an end to herself all which was confirmed, it + was said, by a dagger they found somewhere in her clothes. On seeing this, + Don Fernando, persuaded that Luscinda had befooled, slighted, and trifled + with him, assailed her before she had recovered from her swoon, and tried + to stab her with the dagger that had been found, and would have succeeded + had not her parents and those who were present prevented him. It was said, + moreover, that Don Fernando went away at once, and that Luscinda did not + recover from her prostration until the next day, when she told her parents + how she was really the bride of that Cardenio I have mentioned. I learned + besides that Cardenio, according to report, had been present at the + betrothal; and that upon seeing her betrothed contrary to his expectation, + he had quitted the city in despair, leaving behind him a letter declaring + the wrong Luscinda had done him, and his intention of going where no one + should ever see him again. All this was a matter of notoriety in the city, + and everyone spoke of it; especially when it became known that Luscinda + was missing from her father's house and from the city, for she was not to + be found anywhere, to the distraction of her parents, who knew not what + steps to take to recover her. What I learned revived my hopes, and I was + better pleased not to have found Don Fernando than to find him married, + for it seemed to me that the door was not yet entirely shut upon relief in + my case, and I thought that perhaps Heaven had put this impediment in the + way of the second marriage, to lead him to recognise his obligations under + the former one, and reflect that as a Christian he was bound to consider + his soul above all human objects. All this passed through my mind, and I + strove to comfort myself without comfort, indulging in faint and distant + hopes of cherishing that life that I now abhor. + </p> + <p> + "But while I was in the city, uncertain what to do, as I could not find + Don Fernando, I heard notice given by the public crier offering a great + reward to anyone who should find me, and giving the particulars of my age + and of the very dress I wore; and I heard it said that the lad who came + with me had taken me away from my father's house; a thing that cut me to + the heart, showing how low my good name had fallen, since it was not + enough that I should lose it by my flight, but they must add with whom I + had fled, and that one so much beneath me and so unworthy of my + consideration. The instant I heard the notice I quitted the city with my + servant, who now began to show signs of wavering in his fidelity to me, + and the same night, for fear of discovery, we entered the most thickly + wooded part of these mountains. But, as is commonly said, one evil calls + up another and the end of one misfortune is apt to be the beginning of one + still greater, and so it proved in my case; for my worthy servant, until + then so faithful and trusty when he found me in this lonely spot, moved + more by his own villainy than by my beauty, sought to take advantage of + the opportunity which these solitudes seemed to present him, and with + little shame and less fear of God and respect for me, began to make + overtures to me; and finding that I replied to the effrontery of his + proposals with justly severe language, he laid aside the entreaties which + he had employed at first, and began to use violence. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28e" id="c28e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28e.jpg (324K)" src="images/c28e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c28e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "But just Heaven, that seldom fails to watch over and aid good intentions, + so aided mine that with my slight strength and with little exertion I + pushed him over a precipice, where I left him, whether dead or alive I + know not; and then, with greater speed than seemed possible in my terror + and fatigue, I made my way into the mountains, without any other thought + or purpose save that of hiding myself among them, and escaping my father + and those despatched in search of me by his orders. It is now I know not + how many months since with this object I came here, where I met a herdsman + who engaged me as his servant at a place in the heart of this Sierra, and + all this time I have been serving him as herd, striving to keep always + afield to hide these locks which have now unexpectedly betrayed me. But + all my care and pains were unavailing, for my master made the discovery + that I was not a man, and harboured the same base designs as my servant; + and as fortune does not always supply a remedy in cases of difficulty, and + I had no precipice or ravine at hand down which to fling the master and + cure his passion, as I had in the servant's case, I thought it a lesser + evil to leave him and again conceal myself among these crags, than make + trial of my strength and argument with him. So, as I say, once more I went + into hiding to seek for some place where I might with sighs and tears + implore Heaven to have pity on my misery, and grant me help and strength + to escape from it, or let me die among the solitudes, leaving no trace of + an unhappy being who, by no fault of hers, has furnished matter for talk + and scandal at home and abroad." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28f" id="c28f"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28f.jpg (42K)" src="images/c28f.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch29" id="ch29"></a>CHAPTER XXIX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE OUR + LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE HAD IMPOSED UPON HIMSELF + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c29a" id="c29a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29a.jpg (99K)" src="images/c29a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Such, sirs, is the true story of my sad adventures; judge for yourselves + now whether the sighs and lamentations you heard, and the tears that + flowed from my eyes, had not sufficient cause even if I had indulged in + them more freely; and if you consider the nature of my misfortune you will + see that consolation is idle, as there is no possible remedy for it. All I + ask of you is, what you may easily and reasonably do, to show me where I + may pass my life unharassed by the fear and dread of discovery by those + who are in search of me; for though the great love my parents bear me + makes me feel sure of being kindly received by them, so great is my + feeling of shame at the mere thought that I cannot present myself before + them as they expect, that I had rather banish myself from their sight for + ever than look them in the face with the reflection that they beheld mine + stripped of that purity they had a right to expect in me." + </p> + <p> + With these words she became silent, and the colour that overspread her + face showed plainly the pain and shame she was suffering at heart. In + theirs the listeners felt as much pity as wonder at her misfortunes; but + as the curate was just about to offer her some consolation and advice + Cardenio forestalled him, saying, "So then, senora, you are the fair + Dorothea, the only daughter of the rich Clenardo?" Dorothea was astonished + at hearing her father's name, and at the miserable appearance of him who + mentioned it, for it has been already said how wretchedly clad Cardenio + was; so she said to him: + </p> + <p> + "And who may you be, brother, who seem to know my father's name so well? + For so far, if I remember rightly, I have not mentioned it in the whole + story of my misfortunes." + </p> + <p> + "I am that unhappy being, senora," replied Cardenio, "whom, as you have + said, Luscinda declared to be her husband; I am the unfortunate Cardenio, + whom the wrong-doing of him who has brought you to your present condition + has reduced to the state you see me in, bare, ragged, bereft of all human + comfort, and what is worse, of reason, for I only possess it when Heaven + is pleased for some short space to restore it to me. I, Dorothea, am he + who witnessed the wrong done by Don Fernando, and waited to hear the 'Yes' + uttered by which Luscinda owned herself his betrothed: I am he who had not + courage enough to see how her fainting fit ended, or what came of the + paper that was found in her bosom, because my heart had not the fortitude + to endure so many strokes of ill-fortune at once; and so losing patience I + quitted the house, and leaving a letter with my host, which I entreated + him to place in Luscinda's hands, I betook myself to these solitudes, + resolved to end here the life I hated as if it were my mortal enemy. But + fate would not rid me of it, contenting itself with robbing me of my + reason, perhaps to preserve me for the good fortune I have had in meeting + you; for if that which you have just told us be true, as I believe it to + be, it may be that Heaven has yet in store for both of us a happier + termination to our misfortunes than we look for; because seeing that + Luscinda cannot marry Don Fernando, being mine, as she has herself so + openly declared, and that Don Fernando cannot marry her as he is yours, we + may reasonably hope that Heaven will restore to us what is ours, as it is + still in existence and not yet alienated or destroyed. And as we have this + consolation springing from no very visionary hope or wild fancy, I entreat + you, senora, to form new resolutions in your better mind, as I mean to do + in mine, preparing yourself to look forward to happier fortunes; for I + swear to you by the faith of a gentleman and a Christian not to desert you + until I see you in possession of Don Fernando, and if I cannot by words + induce him to recognise his obligation to you, in that case to avail + myself of the right which my rank as a gentleman gives me, and with just + cause challenge him on account of the injury he has done you, not + regarding my own wrongs, which I shall leave to Heaven to avenge, while I + on earth devote myself to yours." + </p> + <p> + Cardenio's words completed the astonishment of Dorothea, and not knowing + how to return thanks for such an offer, she attempted to kiss his feet; + but Cardenio would not permit it, and the licentiate replied for both, + commended the sound reasoning of Cardenio, and lastly, begged, advised, + and urged them to come with him to his village, where they might furnish + themselves with what they needed, and take measures to discover Don + Fernando, or restore Dorothea to her parents, or do what seemed to them + most advisable. Cardenio and Dorothea thanked him, and accepted the kind + offer he made them; and the barber, who had been listening to all + attentively and in silence, on his part some kindly words also, and with + no less good-will than the curate offered his services in any way that + might be of use to them. He also explained to them in a few words the + object that had brought them there, and the strange nature of Don + Quixote's madness, and how they were waiting for his squire, who had gone + in search of him. Like the recollection of a dream, the quarrel he had had + with Don Quixote came back to Cardenio's memory, and he described it to + the others; but he was unable to say what the dispute was about. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29b" id="c29b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29b.jpg (351K)" src="images/c29b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + At this moment they heard a shout, and recognised it as coming from Sancho + Panza, who, not finding them where he had left them, was calling aloud to + them. They went to meet him, and in answer to their inquiries about Don + Quixote, he told them how he had found him stripped to his shirt, lank, + yellow, half dead with hunger, and sighing for his lady Dulcinea; and + although he had told him that she commanded him to quit that place and + come to El Toboso, where she was expecting him, he had answered that he + was determined not to appear in the presence of her beauty until he had + done deeds to make him worthy of her favour; and if this went on, Sancho + said, he ran the risk of not becoming an emperor as in duty bound, or even + an archbishop, which was the least he could be; for which reason they + ought to consider what was to be done to get him away from there. The + licentiate in reply told him not to be uneasy, for they would fetch him + away in spite of himself. He then told Cardenio and Dorothea what they had + proposed to do to cure Don Quixote, or at any rate take him home; upon + which Dorothea said that she could play the distressed damsel better than + the barber; especially as she had there the dress in which to do it to the + life, and that they might trust to her acting the part in every particular + requisite for carrying out their scheme, for she had read a great many + books of chivalry, and knew exactly the style in which afflicted damsels + begged boons of knights-errant. + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said the curate, "there is nothing more required than to + set about it at once, for beyond a doubt fortune is declaring itself in + our favour, since it has so unexpectedly begun to open a door for your + relief, and smoothed the way for us to our object." + </p> + <p> + Dorothea then took out of her pillow-case a complete petticoat of some + rich stuff, and a green mantle of some other fine material, and a necklace + and other ornaments out of a little box, and with these in an instant she + so arrayed herself that she looked like a great and rich lady. All this, + and more, she said, she had taken from home in case of need, but that + until then she had had no occasion to make use of it. They were all highly + delighted with her grace, air, and beauty, and declared Don Fernando to be + a man of very little taste when he rejected such charms. But the one who + admired her most was Sancho Panza, for it seemed to him (what indeed was + true) that in all the days of his life he had never seen such a lovely + creature; and he asked the curate with great eagerness who this beautiful + lady was, and what she wanted in these out-of-the-way quarters. + </p> + <p> + "This fair lady, brother Sancho," replied the curate, "is no less a + personage than the heiress in the direct male line of the great kingdom of + Micomicon, who has come in search of your master to beg a boon of him, + which is that he redress a wrong or injury that a wicked giant has done + her; and from the fame as a good knight which your master has acquired far + and wide, this princess has come from Guinea to seek him." + </p> + <p> + "A lucky seeking and a lucky finding!" said Sancho Panza at this; + "especially if my master has the good fortune to redress that injury, and + right that wrong, and kill that son of a bitch of a giant your worship + speaks of; as kill him he will if he meets him, unless, indeed, he happens + to be a phantom; for my master has no power at all against phantoms. But + one thing among others I would beg of you, senor licentiate, which is, + that, to prevent my master taking a fancy to be an archbishop, for that is + what I'm afraid of, your worship would recommend him to marry this + princess at once; for in this way he will be disabled from taking + archbishop's orders, and will easily come into his empire, and I to the + end of my desires; I have been thinking over the matter carefully, and by + what I can make out I find it will not do for me that my master should + become an archbishop, because I am no good for the Church, as I am + married; and for me now, having as I have a wife and children, to set + about obtaining dispensations to enable me to hold a place of profit under + the Church, would be endless work; so that, senor, it all turns on my + master marrying this lady at once—for as yet I do not know her + grace, and so I cannot call her by her name." + </p> + <p> + "She is called the Princess Micomicona," said the curate; "for as her + kingdom is Micomicon, it is clear that must be her name." + </p> + <p> + "There's no doubt of that," replied Sancho, "for I have known many to take + their name and title from the place where they were born and call + themselves Pedro of Alcala, Juan of Ubeda, and Diego of Valladolid; and it + may be that over there in Guinea queens have the same way of taking the + names of their kingdoms." + </p> + <p> + "So it may," said the curate; "and as for your master's marrying, I will + do all in my power towards it:" with which Sancho was as much pleased as + the curate was amazed at his simplicity and at seeing what a hold the + absurdities of his master had taken of his fancy, for he had evidently + persuaded himself that he was going to be an emperor. + </p> + <p> + By this time Dorothea had seated herself upon the curate's mule, and the + barber had fitted the ox-tail beard to his face, and they now told Sancho + to conduct them to where Don Quixote was, warning him not to say that he + knew either the licentiate or the barber, as his master's becoming an + emperor entirely depended on his not recognising them; neither the curate + nor Cardenio, however, thought fit to go with them; Cardenio lest he + should remind Don Quixote of the quarrel he had with him, and the curate + as there was no necessity for his presence just yet, so they allowed the + others to go on before them, while they themselves followed slowly on + foot. The curate did not forget to instruct Dorothea how to act, but she + said they might make their minds easy, as everything would be done exactly + as the books of chivalry required and described. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29c" id="c29c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29c.jpg (286K)" src="images/c29c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + They had gone about three-quarters of a league when they discovered Don + Quixote in a wilderness of rocks, by this time clothed, but without his + armour; and as soon as Dorothea saw him and was told by Sancho that that + was Don Quixote, she whipped her palfrey, the well-bearded barber + following her, and on coming up to him her squire sprang from his mule and + came forward to receive her in his arms, and she dismounting with great + ease of manner advanced to kneel before the feet of Don Quixote; and + though he strove to raise her up, she without rising addressed him in this + fashion: + </p> + <p> + "From this spot I will not rise, valiant and doughty knight, until your + goodness and courtesy grant me a boon, which will redound to the honour + and renown of your person and render a service to the most disconsolate + and afflicted damsel the sun has seen; and if the might of your strong arm + corresponds to the repute of your immortal fame, you are bound to aid the + helpless being who, led by the savour of your renowned name, hath come + from far distant lands to seek your aid in her misfortunes." + </p> + <p> + "I will not answer a word, beauteous lady," replied Don Quixote, "nor will + I listen to anything further concerning you, until you rise from the + earth." + </p> + <p> + "I will not rise, senor," answered the afflicted damsel, "unless of your + courtesy the boon I ask is first granted me." + </p> + <p> + "I grant and accord it," said Don Quixote, "provided without detriment or + prejudice to my king, my country, or her who holds the key of my heart and + freedom, it may be complied with." + </p> + <p> + "It will not be to the detriment or prejudice of any of them, my worthy + lord," said the afflicted damsel; and here Sancho Panza drew close to his + master's ear and said to him very softly, "Your worship may very safely + grant the boon she asks; it's nothing at all; only to kill a big giant; + and she who asks it is the exalted Princess Micomicona, queen of the great + kingdom of Micomicon of Ethiopia." + </p> + <p> + "Let her be who she may," replied Don Quixote, "I will do what is my + bounden duty, and what my conscience bids me, in conformity with what I + have professed;" and turning to the damsel he said, "Let your great beauty + rise, for I grant the boon which you would ask of me." + </p> + <p> + "Then what I ask," said the damsel, "is that your magnanimous person + accompany me at once whither I will conduct you, and that you promise not + to engage in any other adventure or quest until you have avenged me of a + traitor who against all human and divine law, has usurped my kingdom." + </p> + <p> + "I repeat that I grant it," replied Don Quixote; "and so, lady, you may + from this day forth lay aside the melancholy that distresses you, and let + your failing hopes gather new life and strength, for with the help of God + and of my arm you will soon see yourself restored to your kingdom, and + seated upon the throne of your ancient and mighty realm, notwithstanding + and despite of the felons who would gainsay it; and now hands to the work, + for in delay there is apt to be danger." + </p> + <p> + The distressed damsel strove with much pertinacity to kiss his hands; but + Don Quixote, who was in all things a polished and courteous knight, would + by no means allow it, but made her rise and embraced her with great + courtesy and politeness, and ordered Sancho to look to Rocinante's girths, + and to arm him without a moment's delay. Sancho took down the armour, + which was hung up on a tree like a trophy, and having seen to the girths + armed his master in a trice, who as soon as he found himself in his armour + exclaimed: + </p> + <p> + "Let us be gone in the name of God to bring aid to this great lady." + </p> + <p> + The barber was all this time on his knees at great pains to hide his + laughter and not let his beard fall, for had it fallen maybe their fine + scheme would have come to nothing; but now seeing the boon granted, and + the promptitude with which Don Quixote prepared to set out in compliance + with it, he rose and took his lady's hand, and between them they placed + her upon the mule. Don Quixote then mounted Rocinante, and the barber + settled himself on his beast, Sancho being left to go on foot, which made + him feel anew the loss of his Dapple, finding the want of him now. But he + bore all with cheerfulness, being persuaded that his master had now fairly + started and was just on the point of becoming an emperor; for he felt no + doubt at all that he would marry this princess, and be king of Micomicon + at least. The only thing that troubled him was the reflection that this + kingdom was in the land of the blacks, and that the people they would give + him for vassals would be all black; but for this he soon found a remedy in + his fancy, and said he to himself, "What is it to me if my vassals are + blacks? What more have I to do than make a cargo of them and carry them to + Spain, where I can sell them and get ready money for them, and with it buy + some title or some office in which to live at ease all the days of my + life? Not unless you go to sleep and haven't the wit or skill to turn + things to account and sell three, six, or ten thousand vassals while you + would be talking about it! By God I will stir them up, big and little, or + as best I can, and let them be ever so black I'll turn them into white or + yellow. Come, come, what a fool I am!" And so he jogged on, so occupied + with his thoughts and easy in his mind that he forgot all about the + hardship of travelling on foot. + </p> + <p> + Cardenio and the curate were watching all this from among some bushes, not + knowing how to join company with the others; but the curate, who was very + fertile in devices, soon hit upon a way of effecting their purpose, and + with a pair of scissors he had in a case he quickly cut off Cardenio's + beard, and putting on him a grey jerkin of his own he gave him a black + cloak, leaving himself in his breeches and doublet, while Cardenio's + appearance was so different from what it had been that he would not have + known himself had he seen himself in a mirror. Having effected this, + although the others had gone on ahead while they were disguising + themselves, they easily came out on the high road before them, for the + brambles and awkward places they encountered did not allow those on + horseback to go as fast as those on foot. They then posted themselves on + the level ground at the outlet of the Sierra, and as soon as Don Quixote + and his companions emerged from it the curate began to examine him very + deliberately, as though he were striving to recognise him, and after + having stared at him for some time he hastened towards him with open arms + exclaiming, "A happy meeting with the mirror of chivalry, my worthy + compatriot Don Quixote of La Mancha, the flower and cream of high + breeding, the protection and relief of the distressed, the quintessence of + knights-errant!" And so saying he clasped in his arms the knee of Don + Quixote's left leg. He, astonished at the stranger's words and behaviour, + looked at him attentively, and at length recognised him, very much + surprised to see him there, and made great efforts to dismount. This, + however, the curate would not allow, on which Don Quixote said, "Permit + me, senor licentiate, for it is not fitting that I should be on horseback + and so reverend a person as your worship on foot." + </p> + <p> + "On no account will I allow it," said the curate; "your mightiness must + remain on horseback, for it is on horseback you achieve the greatest deeds + and adventures that have been beheld in our age; as for me, an unworthy + priest, it will serve me well enough to mount on the haunches of one of + the mules of these gentlefolk who accompany your worship, if they have no + objection, and I will fancy I am mounted on the steed Pegasus, or on the + zebra or charger that bore the famous Moor, Muzaraque, who to this day + lies enchanted in the great hill of Zulema, a little distance from the + great Complutum." + </p> + <p> + "Nor even that will I consent to, senor licentiate," answered Don Quixote, + "and I know it will be the good pleasure of my lady the princess, out of + love for me, to order her squire to give up the saddle of his mule to your + worship, and he can sit behind if the beast will bear it." + </p> + <p> + "It will, I am sure," said the princess, "and I am sure, too, that I need + not order my squire, for he is too courteous and considerate to allow a + Churchman to go on foot when he might be mounted." + </p> + <p> + "That he is," said the barber, and at once alighting, he offered his + saddle to the curate, who accepted it without much entreaty; but + unfortunately as the barber was mounting behind, the mule, being as it + happened a hired one, which is the same thing as saying ill-conditioned, + lifted its hind hoofs and let fly a couple of kicks in the air, which + would have made Master Nicholas wish his expedition in quest of Don + Quixote at the devil had they caught him on the breast or head. As it was, + they so took him by surprise that he came to the ground, giving so little + heed to his beard that it fell off, and all he could do when he found + himself without it was to cover his face hastily with both his hands and + moan that his teeth were knocked out. Don Quixote when he saw all that + bundle of beard detached, without jaws or blood, from the face of the + fallen squire, exclaimed: + </p> + <p> + "By the living God, but this is a great miracle! it has knocked off and + plucked away the beard from his face as if it had been shaved off + designedly." + </p> + <p> + The curate, seeing the danger of discovery that threatened his scheme, at + once pounced upon the beard and hastened with it to where Master Nicholas + lay, still uttering moans, and drawing his head to his breast had it on in + an instant, muttering over him some words which he said were a certain + special charm for sticking on beards, as they would see; and as soon as he + had it fixed he left him, and the squire appeared well bearded and whole + as before, whereat Don Quixote was beyond measure astonished, and begged + the curate to teach him that charm when he had an opportunity, as he was + persuaded its virtue must extend beyond the sticking on of beards, for it + was clear that where the beard had been stripped off the flesh must have + remained torn and lacerated, and when it could heal all that it must be + good for more than beards. + </p> + <p> + "And so it is," said the curate, and he promised to teach it to him on the + first opportunity. They then agreed that for the present the curate should + mount, and that the three should ride by turns until they reached the inn, + which might be about six leagues from where they were. + </p> + <p> + Three then being mounted, that is to say, Don Quixote, the princess, and + the curate, and three on foot, Cardenio, the barber, and Sancho Panza, Don + Quixote said to the damsel: + </p> + <p> + "Let your highness, lady, lead on whithersoever is most pleasing to you;" + but before she could answer the licentiate said: + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29d" id="c29d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29d.jpg (345K)" src="images/c29d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Towards what kingdom would your ladyship direct our course? Is it + perchance towards that of Micomicon? It must be, or else I know little + about kingdoms." + </p> + <p> + She, being ready on all points, understood that she was to answer "Yes," + so she said "Yes, senor, my way lies towards that kingdom." + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said the curate, "we must pass right through my village, + and there your worship will take the road to Cartagena, where you will be + able to embark, fortune favouring; and if the wind be fair and the sea + smooth and tranquil, in somewhat less than nine years you may come in + sight of the great lake Meona, I mean Meotides, which is little more than + a hundred days' journey this side of your highness's kingdom." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29e" id="c29e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29e.jpg (318K)" src="images/c29e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Your worship is mistaken, senor," said she; "for it is not two years + since I set out from it, and though I never had good weather, nevertheless + I am here to behold what I so longed for, and that is my lord Don Quixote + of La Mancha, whose fame came to my ears as soon as I set foot in Spain + and impelled me to go in search of him, to commend myself to his courtesy, + and entrust the justice of my cause to the might of his invincible arm." + </p> + <p> + "Enough; no more praise," said Don Quixote at this, "for I hate all + flattery; and though this may not be so, still language of the kind is + offensive to my chaste ears. I will only say, senora, that whether it has + might or not, that which it may or may not have shall be devoted to your + service even to death; and now, leaving this to its proper season, I would + ask the senor licentiate to tell me what it is that has brought him into + these parts, alone, unattended, and so lightly clad that I am filled with + amazement." + </p> + <p> + "I will answer that briefly," replied the curate; "you must know then, + Senor Don Quixote, that Master Nicholas, our friend and barber, and I were + going to Seville to receive some money that a relative of mine who went to + the Indies many years ago had sent me, and not such a small sum but that + it was over sixty thousand pieces of eight, full weight, which is + something; and passing by this place yesterday we were attacked by four + footpads, who stripped us even to our beards, and them they stripped off + so that the barber found it necessary to put on a false one, and even this + young man here"—pointing to Cardenio—"they completely + transformed. But the best of it is, the story goes in the neighbourhood + that those who attacked us belong to a number of galley slaves who, they + say, were set free almost on the very same spot by a man of such valour + that, in spite of the commissary and of the guards, he released the whole + of them; and beyond all doubt he must have been out of his senses, or he + must be as great a scoundrel as they, or some man without heart or + conscience to let the wolf loose among the sheep, the fox among the hens, + the fly among the honey. He has defrauded justice, and opposed his king + and lawful master, for he opposed his just commands; he has, I say, robbed + the galleys of their feet, stirred up the Holy Brotherhood which for many + years past has been quiet, and, lastly, has done a deed by which his soul + may be lost without any gain to his body." Sancho had told the curate and + the barber of the adventure of the galley slaves, which, so much to his + glory, his master had achieved, and hence the curate in alluding to it + made the most of it to see what would be said or done by Don Quixote; who + changed colour at every word, not daring to say that it was he who had + been the liberator of those worthy people. "These, then," said the curate, + "were they who robbed us; and God in his mercy pardon him who would not + let them go to the punishment they deserved." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29f" id="c29f"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29f.jpg (53K)" src="images/c29f.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29f.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch30" id="ch30"></a>CHAPTER XXX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER MATTERS + PLEASANT AND AMUSING + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c30a" id="c30a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c30a.jpg (147K)" src="images/c30a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c30a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The curate had hardly ceased speaking, when Sancho said, "In faith, then, + senor licentiate, he who did that deed was my master; and it was not for + want of my telling him beforehand and warning him to mind what he was + about, and that it was a sin to set them at liberty, as they were all on + the march there because they were special scoundrels." + </p> + <p> + "Blockhead!" said Don Quixote at this, "it is no business or concern of + knights-errant to inquire whether any persons in affliction, in chains, or + oppressed that they may meet on the high roads go that way and suffer as + they do because of their faults or because of their misfortunes. It only + concerns them to aid them as persons in need of help, having regard to + their sufferings and not to their rascalities. I encountered a chaplet or + string of miserable and unfortunate people, and did for them what my sense + of duty demands of me, and as for the rest be that as it may; and whoever + takes objection to it, saving the sacred dignity of the senor licentiate + and his honoured person, I say he knows little about chivalry and lies + like a whoreson villain, and this I will give him to know to the fullest + extent with my sword;" and so saying he settled himself in his stirrups + and pressed down his morion; for the barber's basin, which according to + him was Mambrino's helmet, he carried hanging at the saddle-bow until he + could repair the damage done to it by the galley slaves. + </p> + <p> + Dorothea, who was shrewd and sprightly, and by this time thoroughly + understood Don Quixote's crazy turn, and that all except Sancho Panza were + making game of him, not to be behind the rest said to him, on observing + his irritation, "Sir Knight, remember the boon you have promised me, and + that in accordance with it you must not engage in any other adventure, be + it ever so pressing; calm yourself, for if the licentiate had known that + the galley slaves had been set free by that unconquered arm he would have + stopped his mouth thrice over, or even bitten his tongue three times + before he would have said a word that tended towards disrespect of your + worship." + </p> + <p> + "That I swear heartily," said the curate, "and I would have even plucked + off a moustache." + </p> + <p> + "I will hold my peace, senora," said Don Quixote, "and I will curb the + natural anger that had arisen in my breast, and will proceed in peace and + quietness until I have fulfilled my promise; but in return for this + consideration I entreat you to tell me, if you have no objection to do so, + what is the nature of your trouble, and how many, who, and what are the + persons of whom I am to require due satisfaction, and on whom I am to take + vengeance on your behalf?" + </p> + <p> + "That I will do with all my heart," replied Dorothea, "if it will not be + wearisome to you to hear of miseries and misfortunes." + </p> + <p> + "It will not be wearisome, senora," said Don Quixote; to which Dorothea + replied, "Well, if that be so, give me your attention." As soon as she + said this, Cardenio and the barber drew close to her side, eager to hear + what sort of story the quick-witted Dorothea would invent for herself; and + Sancho did the same, for he was as much taken in by her as his master; and + she having settled herself comfortably in the saddle, and with the help of + coughing and other preliminaries taken time to think, began with great + sprightliness of manner in this fashion. + </p> + <p> + "First of all, I would have you know, sirs, that my name is-" and here she + stopped for a moment, for she forgot the name the curate had given her; + but he came to her relief, seeing what her difficulty was, and said, "It + is no wonder, senora, that your highness should be confused and + embarrassed in telling the tale of your misfortunes; for such afflictions + often have the effect of depriving the sufferers of memory, so that they + do not even remember their own names, as is the case now with your + ladyship, who has forgotten that she is called the Princess Micomicona, + lawful heiress of the great kingdom of Micomicon; and with this cue your + highness may now recall to your sorrowful recollection all you may wish to + tell us." + </p> + <p> + "That is the truth," said the damsel; "but I think from this on I shall + have no need of any prompting, and I shall bring my true story safe into + port, and here it is. The king my father, who was called Tinacrio the + Sapient, was very learned in what they call magic arts, and became aware + by his craft that my mother, who was called Queen Jaramilla, was to die + before he did, and that soon after he too was to depart this life, and I + was to be left an orphan without father or mother. But all this, he + declared, did not so much grieve or distress him as his certain knowledge + that a prodigious giant, the lord of a great island close to our kingdom, + Pandafilando of the Scowl by name--for it is averred that, though his eyes + are properly placed and straight, he always looks askew as if he squinted, + and this he does out of malignity, to strike fear and terror into those he + looks at--that he knew, I say, that this giant on becoming aware of my + orphan condition would overrun my kingdom with a mighty force and strip me + of all, not leaving me even a small village to shelter me; but that I + could avoid all this ruin and misfortune if I were willing to marry him; + however, as far as he could see, he never expected that I would consent to + a marriage so unequal; and he said no more than the truth in this, for it + has never entered my mind to marry that giant, or any other, let him be + ever so great or enormous. My father said, too, that when he was dead, and + I saw Pandafilando about to invade my kingdom, I was not to wait and + attempt to defend myself, for that would be destructive to me, but that I + should leave the kingdom entirely open to him if I wished to avoid the + death and total destruction of my good and loyal vassals, for there would + be no possibility of defending myself against the giant's devilish power; + and that I should at once with some of my followers set out for Spain, + where I should obtain relief in my distress on finding a certain + knight-errant whose fame by that time would extend over the whole kingdom, + and who would be called, if I remember rightly, Don Azote or Don Gigote." + </p> + <p> + "'Don Quixote,' he must have said, senora," observed Sancho at this, + "otherwise called the Knight of the Rueful Countenance." + </p> + <p> + "That is it," said Dorothea; "he said, moreover, that he would be tall of + stature and lank featured; and that on his right side under the left + shoulder, or thereabouts, he would have a grey mole with hairs like + bristles." + </p> + <p> + On hearing this, Don Quixote said to his squire, "Here, Sancho my son, + bear a hand and help me to strip, for I want to see if I am the knight + that sage king foretold." + </p> + <p> + "What does your worship want to strip for?" said Dorothea. + </p> + <p> + "To see if I have that mole your father spoke of," answered Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "There is no occasion to strip," said Sancho; "for I know your worship has + just such a mole on the middle of your backbone, which is the mark of a + strong man." + </p> + <p> + "That is enough," said Dorothea, "for with friends we must not look too + closely into trifles; and whether it be on the shoulder or on the backbone + matters little; it is enough if there is a mole, be it where it may, for + it is all the same flesh; no doubt my good father hit the truth in every + particular, and I have made a lucky hit in commending myself to Don + Quixote; for he is the one my father spoke of, as the features of his + countenance correspond with those assigned to this knight by that wide + fame he has acquired not only in Spain but in all La Mancha; for I had + scarcely landed at Osuna when I heard such accounts of his achievements, + that at once my heart told me he was the very one I had come in search + of." + </p> + <p> + "But how did you land at Osuna, senora," asked Don Quixote, "when it is + not a seaport?" + </p> + <p> + But before Dorothea could reply the curate anticipated her, saying, "The + princess meant to say that after she had landed at Malaga the first place + where she heard of your worship was Osuna." + </p> + <p> + "That is what I meant to say," said Dorothea. + </p> + <p> + "And that would be only natural," said the curate. "Will your majesty + please proceed?" + </p> + <p> + "There is no more to add," said Dorothea, "save that in finding Don + Quixote I have had such good fortune, that I already reckon and regard + myself queen and mistress of my entire dominions, since of his courtesy + and magnanimity he has granted me the boon of accompanying me + whithersoever I may conduct him, which will be only to bring him face to + face with Pandafilando of the Scowl, that he may slay him and restore to + me what has been unjustly usurped by him: for all this must come to pass + satisfactorily since my good father Tinacrio the Sapient foretold it, who + likewise left it declared in writing in Chaldee or Greek characters (for I + cannot read them), that if this predicted knight, after having cut the + giant's throat, should be disposed to marry me I was to offer myself at + once without demur as his lawful wife, and yield him possession of my + kingdom together with my person." + </p> + <p> + "What thinkest thou now, friend Sancho?" said Don Quixote at this. + "Hearest thou that? Did I not tell thee so? See how we have already got a + kingdom to govern and a queen to marry!" + </p> + <p> + "On my oath it is so," said Sancho; "and foul fortune to him who won't + marry after slitting Senor Pandahilado's windpipe! And then, how + illfavoured the queen is! I wish the fleas in my bed were that sort!" + </p> + <p> + And so saying he cut a couple of capers in the air with every sign of + extreme satisfaction, and then ran to seize the bridle of Dorothea's mule, + and checking it fell on his knees before her, begging her to give him her + hand to kiss in token of his acknowledgment of her as his queen and + mistress. Which of the bystanders could have helped laughing to see the + madness of the master and the simplicity of the servant? Dorothea + therefore gave her hand, and promised to make him a great lord in her + kingdom, when Heaven should be so good as to permit her to recover and + enjoy it, for which Sancho returned thanks in words that set them all + laughing again. + </p> + <p> + "This, sirs," continued Dorothea, "is my story; it only remains to tell + you that of all the attendants I took with me from my kingdom I have none + left except this well-bearded squire, for all were drowned in a great + tempest we encountered when in sight of port; and he and I came to land on + a couple of planks as if by a miracle; and indeed the whole course of my + life is a miracle and a mystery as you may have observed; and if I have + been over minute in any respect or not as precise as I ought, let it be + accounted for by what the licentiate said at the beginning of my tale, + that constant and excessive troubles deprive the sufferers of their + memory." + </p> + <p> + "They shall not deprive me of mine, exalted and worthy princess," said Don + Quixote, "however great and unexampled those which I shall endure in your + service may be; and here I confirm anew the boon I have promised you, and + I swear to go with you to the end of the world until I find myself in the + presence of your fierce enemy, whose haughty head I trust by the aid of my + arm to cut off with the edge of this--I will not say good sword, thanks to + Gines de Pasamonte who carried away mine"--(this he said between his + teeth, and then continued), "and when it has been cut off and you have + been put in peaceful possession of your realm it shall be left to your own + decision to dispose of your person as may be most pleasing to you; for so + long as my memory is occupied, my will enslaved, and my understanding + enthralled by her--I say no more--it is impossible for me for a moment to + contemplate marriage, even with a Phoenix." + </p> + <p> + The last words of his master about not wanting to marry were so + disagreeable to Sancho that raising his voice he exclaimed with great + irritation: + </p> + <p> + "By my oath, Senor Don Quixote, you are not in your right senses; for how + can your worship possibly object to marrying such an exalted princess as + this? Do you think Fortune will offer you behind every stone such a piece + of luck as is offered you now? Is my lady Dulcinea fairer, perchance? Not + she; nor half as fair; and I will even go so far as to say she does not + come up to the shoe of this one here. A poor chance I have of getting that + county I am waiting for if your worship goes looking for dainties in the + bottom of the sea. In the devil's name, marry, marry, and take this + kingdom that comes to hand without any trouble, and when you are king make + me a marquis or governor of a province, and for the rest let the devil + take it all." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, when he heard such blasphemies uttered against his lady + Dulcinea, could not endure it, and lifting his pike, without saying + anything to Sancho or uttering a word, he gave him two such thwacks that + he brought him to the ground; and had it not been that Dorothea cried out + to him to spare him he would have no doubt taken his life on the spot. + </p> + <p> + "Do you think," he said to him after a pause, "you scurvy clown, that you + are to be always interfering with me, and that you are to be always + offending and I always pardoning? Don't fancy it, impious scoundrel, for + that beyond a doubt thou art, since thou hast set thy tongue going against + the peerless Dulcinea. Know you not, lout, vagabond, beggar, that were it + not for the might that she infuses into my arm I should not have strength + enough to kill a flea? Say, scoffer with a viper's tongue, what think you + has won this kingdom and cut off this giant's head and made you a marquis + (for all this I count as already accomplished and decided), but the might + of Dulcinea, employing my arm as the instrument of her achievements? She + fights in me and conquers in me, and I live and breathe in her, and owe my + life and being to her. O whoreson scoundrel, how ungrateful you are, you + see yourself raised from the dust of the earth to be a titled lord, and + the return you make for so great a benefit is to speak evil of her who has + conferred it upon you!" + </p> + <p> + Sancho was not so stunned but that he heard all his master said, and + rising with some degree of nimbleness he ran to place himself behind + Dorothea's palfrey, and from that position he said to his master: + </p> + <p> + "Tell me, senor; if your worship is resolved not to marry this great + princess, it is plain the kingdom will not be yours; and not being so, how + can you bestow favours upon me? That is what I complain of. Let your + worship at any rate marry this queen, now that we have got her here as if + showered down from heaven, and afterwards you may go back to my lady + Dulcinea; for there must have been kings in the world who kept mistresses. + As to beauty, I have nothing to do with it; and if the truth is to be + told, I like them both; though I have never seen the lady Dulcinea." + </p> + <p> + "How! never seen her, blasphemous traitor!" exclaimed Don Quixote; "hast + thou not just now brought me a message from her?" + </p> + <p> + "I mean," said Sancho, "that I did not see her so much at my leisure that + I could take particular notice of her beauty, or of her charms piecemeal; + but taken in the lump I like her." + </p> + <p> + "Now I forgive thee," said Don Quixote; "and do thou forgive me the injury + I have done thee; for our first impulses are not in our control." + </p> + <p> + "That I see," replied Sancho, "and with me the wish to speak is always the + first impulse, and I cannot help saying, once at any rate, what I have on + the tip of my tongue." + </p> + <p> + "For all that, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "take heed of what thou sayest, + for the pitcher goes so often to the well--I need say no more to thee." + </p> + <p> + "Well, well," said Sancho, "God is in heaven, and sees all tricks, and + will judge who does most harm, I in not speaking right, or your worship in + not doing it." + </p> + <p> + "That is enough," said Dorothea; "run, Sancho, and kiss your lord's hand + and beg his pardon, and henceforward be more circumspect with your praise + and abuse; and say nothing in disparagement of that lady Toboso, of whom I + know nothing save that I am her servant; and put your trust in God, for + you will not fail to obtain some dignity so as to live like a prince." + </p> + <p> + Sancho advanced hanging his head and begged his master's hand, which Don + Quixote with dignity presented to him, giving him his blessing as soon as + he had kissed it; he then bade him go on ahead a little, as he had + questions to ask him and matters of great importance to discuss with him. + Sancho obeyed, and when the two had gone some distance in advance Don + Quixote said to him, "Since thy return I have had no opportunity or time + to ask thee many particulars touching thy mission and the answer thou hast + brought back, and now that chance has granted us the time and opportunity, + deny me not the happiness thou canst give me by such good news." + </p> + <p> + "Let your worship ask what you will," answered Sancho, "for I shall find a + way out of all as I found a way in; but I implore you, senor, not + to be so revengeful in future." + </p> + <p> + "Why dost thou say that, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I say it," he returned, "because those blows just now were more because + of the quarrel the devil stirred up between us both the other night, than + for what I said against my lady Dulcinea, whom I love and reverence as I + would a relic--though there is nothing of that about her--merely as + something belonging to your worship." + </p> + <p> + "Say no more on that subject for thy life, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for + it is displeasing to me; I have already pardoned thee for that, and thou + knowest the common saying, 'for a fresh sin a fresh penance.'" + </p> + <p> + While this was going on they saw coming along the road they were following + a man mounted on an ass, who when he came close seemed to be a gipsy; but + Sancho Panza, whose eyes and heart were there wherever he saw asses, no + sooner beheld the man than he knew him to be Gines de Pasamonte; and by + the thread of the gipsy he got at the ball, his ass, for it was, in fact, + Dapple that carried Pasamonte, who to escape recognition and to sell the + ass had disguised himself as a gipsy, being able to speak the gipsy + language, and many more, as well as if they were his own. Sancho saw him + and recognised him, and the instant he did so he shouted to him, + "Ginesillo, you thief, give up my treasure, release my life, embarrass + thyself not with my repose, quit my ass, leave my delight, be off, rip, + get thee gone, thief, and give up what is not thine." + </p> + <p> + There was no necessity for so many words or objurgations, for at the first + one Gines jumped down, and at a like racing speed made off and got clear + of them all. Sancho hastened to his Dapple, and embracing him he said, + "How hast thou fared, my blessing, Dapple of my eyes, my comrade?" all the + while kissing him and caressing him as if he were a human being. The ass + held his peace, and let himself be kissed and caressed by Sancho without + answering a single word. They all came up and congratulated him on having + found Dapple, Don Quixote especially, who told him that notwithstanding + this he would not cancel the order for the three ass-colts, for which + Sancho thanked him. + </p> + <p> + While the two had been going along conversing in this fashion, the curate + observed to Dorothea that she had shown great cleverness, as well in the + story itself as in its conciseness, and the resemblance it bore to those + of the books of chivalry. She said that she had many times amused herself + reading them; but that she did not know the situation of the provinces or + seaports, and so she had said at haphazard that she had landed at Osuna. + </p> + <p> + "So I saw," said the curate, "and for that reason I made haste to say what + I did, by which it was all set right. But is it not a strange thing to see + how readily this unhappy gentleman believes all these figments and lies, + simply because they are in the style and manner of the absurdities of his + books?" + </p> + <p> + "So it is," said Cardenio; "and so uncommon and unexampled, that were one + to attempt to invent and concoct it in fiction, I doubt if there be any + wit keen enough to imagine it." + </p> + <p> + "But another strange thing about it," said the curate, "is that, apart + from the silly things which this worthy gentleman says in connection with + his craze, when other subjects are dealt with, he can discuss them in a + perfectly rational manner, showing that his mind is quite clear and + composed; so that, provided his chivalry is not touched upon, no one would + take him to be anything but a man of thoroughly sound understanding." + </p> + <p> + While they were holding this conversation Don Quixote continued his with + Sancho, saying: + </p> + <p> + "Friend Panza, let us forgive and forget as to our quarrels, and tell me + now, dismissing anger and irritation, where, how, and when didst thou find + Dulcinea? What was she doing? What didst thou say to her? What did she + answer? How did she look when she was reading my letter? Who copied it out + for thee? and everything in the matter that seems to thee worth knowing, + asking, and learning; neither adding nor falsifying to give me pleasure, + nor yet curtailing lest you should deprive me of it." + </p> + <p> + "Senor," replied Sancho, "if the truth is to be told, nobody copied out + the letter for me, for I carried no letter at all." + </p> + <p> + "It is as thou sayest," said Don Quixote, "for the note-book in which I + wrote it I found in my own possession two days after thy departure, which + gave me very great vexation, as I knew not what thou wouldst do on finding + thyself without any letter; and I made sure thou wouldst return from the + place where thou didst first miss it." + </p> + <p> + "So I should have done," said Sancho, "if I had not got it by heart when + your worship read it to me, so that I repeated it to a sacristan, who + copied it out for me from hearing it, so exactly that he said in all the + days of his life, though he had read many a letter of excommunication, he + had never seen or read so pretty a letter as that." + </p> + <p> + "And hast thou got it still in thy memory, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "No, senor," replied Sancho, "for as soon as I had repeated it, seeing + there was no further use for it, I set about forgetting it; and if I + recollect any of it, it is that about 'Scrubbing,'I mean to say 'Sovereign + Lady,' and the end 'Yours till death, the Knight of the Rueful + Countenance;' and between these two I put into it more than three hundred + 'my souls' and 'my life's' and 'my eyes." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c30e" id="c30e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c30e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c30e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch31" id="ch31"></a>CHAPTER XXXI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA, HIS + SQUIRE, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c31a" id="c31a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c31a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c31a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c31a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "All that is not unsatisfactory to me," said Don Quixote. "Go on; thou + didst reach her; and what was that queen of beauty doing? Surely thou + didst find her stringing pearls, or embroidering some device in gold + thread for this her enslaved knight." + </p> + <p> + "I did not," said Sancho, "but I found her winnowing two bushels of wheat + in the yard of her house." + </p> + <p> + "Then depend upon it," said Don Quixote, "the grains of that wheat were + pearls when touched by her hands; and didst thou look, friend? was it + white wheat or brown?" + </p> + <p> + "It was neither, but red," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Then I promise thee," said Don Quixote, "that, winnowed by her hands, + beyond a doubt the bread it made was of the whitest; but go on; when thou + gavest her my letter, did she kiss it? Did she place it on her head? Did + she perform any ceremony befitting it, or what did she do?" + </p> + <p> + "When I went to give it to her," replied Sancho, "she was hard at it + swaying from side to side with a lot of wheat she had in the sieve, and + she said to me, 'Lay the letter, friend, on the top of that sack, for I + cannot read it until I have done sifting all this." + </p> + <p> + "Discreet lady!" said Don Quixote; "that was in order to read it at her + leisure and enjoy it; proceed, Sancho; while she was engaged in her + occupation what converse did she hold with thee? What did she ask about + me, and what answer didst thou give? Make haste; tell me all, and let not + an atom be left behind in the ink-bottle." + </p> + <p> + "She asked me nothing," said Sancho; "but I told her how your worship was + left doing penance in her service, naked from the waist up, in among these + mountains like a savage, sleeping on the ground, not eating bread off a + tablecloth nor combing your beard, weeping and cursing your fortune." + </p> + <p> + "In saying I cursed my fortune thou saidst wrong," said Don Quixote; "for + rather do I bless it and shall bless it all the days of my life for having + made me worthy of aspiring to love so lofty a lady as Dulcinea del + Toboso." + </p> + <p> + "And so lofty she is," said Sancho, "that she overtops me by more than a + hand's-breadth." + </p> + <p> + "What! Sancho," said Don Quixote, "didst thou measure with her?" + </p> + <p> + "I measured in this way," said Sancho; "going to help her to put a sack of + wheat on the back of an ass, we came so close together that I could see + she stood more than a good palm over me." + </p> + <p> + "Well!" said Don Quixote, "and doth she not of a truth accompany and adorn + this greatness with a thousand million charms of mind! But one thing thou + wilt not deny, Sancho; when thou camest close to her didst thou not + perceive a Sabaean odour, an aromatic fragrance, a, I know not what, + delicious, that I cannot find a name for; I mean a redolence, an + exhalation, as if thou wert in the shop of some dainty glover?" + </p> + <p> + "All I can say is," said Sancho, "that I did perceive a little odour, + something goaty; it must have been that she was all in a sweat with hard + work." + </p> + <p> + "It could not be that," said Don Quixote, "but thou must have been + suffering from cold in the head, or must have smelt thyself; for I know + well what would be the scent of that rose among thorns, that lily of the + field, that dissolved amber." + </p> + <p> + "Maybe so," replied Sancho; "there often comes from myself that same odour + which then seemed to me to come from her grace the lady Dulcinea; but + that's no wonder, for one devil is like another." + </p> + <p> + "Well then," continued Don Quixote, "now she has done sifting the corn and + sent it to the mill; what did she do when she read the letter?" + </p> + <p> + "As for the letter," said Sancho, "she did not read it, for she said she + could neither read nor write; instead of that she tore it up into small + pieces, saying that she did not want to let anyone read it lest her + secrets should become known in the village, and that what I had told her + by word of mouth about the love your worship bore her, and the + extraordinary penance you were doing for her sake, was enough; and, to + make an end of it, she told me to tell your worship that she kissed your + hands, and that she had a greater desire to see you than to write to you; + and that therefore she entreated and commanded you, on sight of this + present, to come out of these thickets, and to have done with carrying on + absurdities, and to set out at once for El Toboso, unless something else + of greater importance should happen, for she had a great desire to see + your worship. She laughed greatly when I told her how your worship was + called The Knight of the Rueful Countenance; I asked her if that Biscayan + the other day had been there; and she told me he had, and that he was an + honest fellow; I asked her too about the galley slaves, but she said she + had not seen any as yet." + </p> + <p> + "So far all goes well," said Don Quixote; "but tell me what jewel was it + that she gave thee on taking thy leave, in return for thy tidings of me? + For it is a usual and ancient custom with knights and ladies errant to + give the squires, damsels, or dwarfs who bring tidings of their ladies to + the knights, or of their knights to the ladies, some rich jewel as a + guerdon for good news,' and acknowledgment of the message." + </p> + <p> + "That is very likely," said Sancho, "and a good custom it was, to my mind; + but that must have been in days gone by, for now it would seem to be the + custom only to give a piece of bread and cheese; because that was what my + lady Dulcinea gave me over the top of the yard-wall when I took leave of + her; and more by token it was sheep's-milk cheese." + </p> + <p> + "She is generous in the extreme," said Don Quixote, "and if she did not + give thee a jewel of gold, no doubt it must have been because she had not + one to hand there to give thee; but sleeves are good after Easter; I shall + see her and all shall be made right. But knowest thou what amazes me, + Sancho? It seems to me thou must have gone and come through the air, for + thou hast taken but little more than three days to go to El Toboso and + return, though it is more than thirty leagues from here to there. From + which I am inclined to think that the sage magician who is my friend, and + watches over my interests (for of necessity there is and must be one, or + else I should not be a right knight-errant), that this same, I say, must + have helped thee to travel without thy knowledge; for some of these sages + will catch up a knight-errant sleeping in his bed, and without his knowing + how or in what way it happened, he wakes up the next day more than a + thousand leagues away from the place where he went to sleep. And if it + were not for this, knights-errant would not be able to give aid to one + another in peril, as they do at every turn. For a knight, maybe, is + fighting in the mountains of Armenia with some dragon, or fierce serpent, + or another knight, and gets the worst of the battle, and is at the point + of death; but when he least looks for it, there appears over against him + on a cloud, or chariot of fire, another knight, a friend of his, who just + before had been in England, and who takes his part, and delivers him from + death; and at night he finds himself in his own quarters supping very much + to his satisfaction; and yet from one place to the other will have been + two or three thousand leagues. And all this is done by the craft and skill + of the sage enchanters who take care of those valiant knights; so that, + friend Sancho, I find no difficulty in believing that thou mayest have + gone from this place to El Toboso and returned in such a short time, + since, as I have said, some friendly sage must have carried thee through + the air without thee perceiving it." + </p> + <p> + "That must have been it," said Sancho, "for indeed Rocinante went like a + gipsy's ass with quicksilver in his ears." + </p> + <p> + "Quicksilver!" said Don Quixote, "aye and what is more, a legion of + devils, folk that can travel and make others travel without being weary, + exactly as the whim seizes them. But putting this aside, what thinkest + thou I ought to do about my lady's command to go and see her? For though I + feel that I am bound to obey her mandate, I feel too that I am debarred by + the boon I have accorded to the princess that accompanies us, and the law + of chivalry compels me to have regard for my word in preference to my + inclination; on the one hand the desire to see my lady pursues and + harasses me, on the other my solemn promise and the glory I shall win in + this enterprise urge and call me; but what I think I shall do is to travel + with all speed and reach quickly the place where this giant is, and on my + arrival I shall cut off his head, and establish the princess peacefully in + her realm, and forthwith I shall return to behold the light that lightens + my senses, to whom I shall make such excuses that she will be led to + approve of my delay, for she will see that it entirely tends to increase + her glory and fame; for all that I have won, am winning, or shall win by + arms in this life, comes to me of the favour she extends to me, and + because I am hers." + </p> + <p> + "Ah! what a sad state your worship's brains are in!" said Sancho. "Tell + me, senor, do you mean to travel all that way for nothing, and to let slip + and lose so rich and great a match as this where they give as a portion a + kingdom that in sober truth I have heard say is more than twenty thousand + leagues round about, and abounds with all things necessary to support + human life, and is bigger than Portugal and Castile put together? Peace, + for the love of God! Blush for what you have said, and take my advice, and + forgive me, and marry at once in the first village where there is a + curate; if not, here is our licentiate who will do the business + beautifully; remember, I am old enough to give advice, and this I am + giving comes pat to the purpose; for a sparrow in the hand is better than + a vulture on the wing, and he who has the good to his hand and chooses the + bad, that the good he complains of may not come to him." + </p> + <p> + "Look here, Sancho," said Don Quixote. "If thou art advising me to marry, + in order that immediately on slaying the giant I may become king, and be + able to confer favours on thee, and give thee what I have promised, let me + tell thee I shall be able very easily to satisfy thy desires without + marrying; for before going into battle I will make it a stipulation that, + if I come out of it victorious, even I do not marry, they shall give me a + portion of the kingdom, that I may bestow it upon whomsoever I + choose, and when they give it to me upon whom wouldst thou have me bestow + it but upon thee?" + </p> + <p> + "That is plain speaking," said Sancho; "but let your worship take care to + choose it on the seacoast, so that if I don't like the life, I may be able + to ship off my black vassals and deal with them as I have said; don't mind + going to see my lady Dulcinea now, but go and kill this giant and let us + finish off this business; for by God it strikes me it will be one of great + honour and great profit." + </p> + <p> + "I hold thou art in the right of it, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and I + will take thy advice as to accompanying the princess before going to see + Dulcinea; but I counsel thee not to say anything to any one, or to those + who are with us, about what we have considered and discussed, for as + Dulcinea is so decorous that she does not wish her thoughts to be known it + is not right that I or anyone for me should disclose them." + </p> + <p> + "Well then, if that be so," said Sancho, "how is it that your worship + makes all those you overcome by your arm go to present themselves before + my lady Dulcinea, this being the same thing as signing your name to it + that you love her and are her lover? And as those who go must perforce + kneel before her and say they come from your worship to submit themselves + to her, how can the thoughts of both of you be hid?" + </p> + <p> + "O, how silly and simple thou art!" said Don Quixote; "seest thou not, + Sancho, that this tends to her greater exaltation? For thou must know that + according to our way of thinking in chivalry, it is a high honour to a + lady to have many knights-errant in her service, whose thoughts never go + beyond serving her for her own sake, and who look for no other reward for + their great and true devotion than that she should be willing to accept + them as her knights." + </p> + <p> + "It is with that kind of love," said Sancho, "I have heard preachers say + we ought to love our Lord, for himself alone, without being moved by the + hope of glory or the fear of punishment; though for my part, I would + rather love and serve him for what he could do." + </p> + <p> + "The devil take thee for a clown!" said Don Quixote, "and what shrewd + things thou sayest at times! One would think thou hadst studied." + </p> + <p> + "In faith, then, I cannot even read." + </p> + <p> + Master Nicholas here called out to them to wait a while, as they wanted to + halt and drink at a little spring there was there. Don Quixote drew up, + not a little to the satisfaction of Sancho, for he was by this time weary + of telling so many lies, and in dread of his master catching him tripping, + for though he knew that Dulcinea was a peasant girl of El Toboso, he had + never seen her in all his life. Cardenio had now put on the clothes which + Dorothea was wearing when they found her, and though they were not very + good, they were far better than those he put off. They dismounted together + by the side of the spring, and with what the curate had provided himself + with at the inn they appeased, though not very well, the keen appetite + they all of them brought with them. + </p> + <p> + While they were so employed there happened to come by a youth passing on + his way, who stopping to examine the party at the spring, the next moment + ran to Don Quixote and clasping him round the legs, began to weep freely, + saying, "O, senor, do you not know me? Look at me well; I am that lad + Andres that your worship released from the oak-tree where I was tied." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote recognised him, and taking his hand he turned to those present + and said: "That your worships may see how important it is to have + knights-errant to redress the wrongs and injuries done by tyrannical and + wicked men in this world, I may tell you that some days ago passing + through a wood, I heard cries and piteous complaints as of a person in + pain and distress; I immediately hastened, impelled by my bounden duty, to + the quarter whence the plaintive accents seemed to me to proceed, and I + found tied to an oak this lad who now stands before you, which in my heart + I rejoice at, for his testimony will not permit me to depart from the + truth in any particular. He was, I say, tied to an oak, naked from the + waist up, and a clown, whom I afterwards found to be his master, was + scarifying him by lashes with the reins of his mare. As soon as I saw him + I asked the reason of so cruel a flagellation. The boor replied that he + was flogging him because he was his servant and because of carelessness + that proceeded rather from dishonesty than stupidity; on which this boy + said, 'Senor, he flogs me only because I ask for my wages.' The master + made I know not what speeches and explanations, which, though I listened + to them, I did not accept. In short, I compelled the clown to unbind him, + and to swear he would take him with him, and pay him real by real, and + perfumed into the bargain. Is not all this true, Andres my son? Didst thou + not mark with what authority I commanded him, and with what humility he + promised to do all I enjoined, specified, and required of him? Answer + without hesitation; tell these gentlemen what took place, that they may + see that it is as great an advantage as I say to have knights-errant + abroad." + </p> + <p> + "All that your worship has said is quite true," answered the lad; "but the + end of the business turned out just the opposite of what your worship + supposes." + </p> + <p> + "How! the opposite?" said Don Quixote; "did not the clown pay thee then?" + </p> + <p> + "Not only did he not pay me," replied the lad, "but as soon as your + worship had passed out of the wood and we were alone, he tied me up again + to the same oak and gave me a fresh flogging, that left me like a flayed + Saint Bartholomew; and every stroke he gave me he followed up with some + jest or gibe about having made a fool of your worship, and but for the + pain I was suffering I should have laughed at the things he said. In short + he left me in such a condition that I have been until now in a hospital + getting cured of the injuries which that rascally clown inflicted on me + then; for all which your worship is to blame; for if you had gone your own + way and not come where there was no call for you, nor meddled in other + people's affairs, my master would have been content with giving me one or + two dozen lashes, and would have then loosed me and paid me what he owed + me; but when your worship abused him so out of measure, and gave him so + many hard words, his anger was kindled; and as he could not revenge + himself on you, as soon as he saw you had left him the storm burst upon me + in such a way, that I feel as if I should never be a man again." + </p> + <p> + "The mischief," said Don Quixote, "lay in my going away; for I should not + have gone until I had seen thee paid; because I ought to have known well + by long experience that there is no clown who will keep his word if he + finds it will not suit him to keep it; but thou rememberest, Andres, that + I swore if he did not pay thee I would go and seek him, and find him + though he were to hide himself in the whale's belly." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Andres; "but it was of no use." + </p> + <p> + "Thou shalt see now whether it is of use or not," said Don Quixote; and so + saying, he got up hastily and bade Sancho bridle Rocinante, who was + browsing while they were eating. Dorothea asked him what he meant to do. + He replied that he meant to go in search of this clown and chastise him + for such iniquitous conduct, and see Andres paid to the last maravedi, + despite and in the teeth of all the clowns in the world. To which she + replied that he must remember that in accordance with his promise he could + not engage in any enterprise until he had concluded hers; and that as he + knew this better than anyone, he should restrain his ardour until his + return from her kingdom. + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Don Quixote, "and Andres must have patience until my + return as you say, senora; but I once more swear and promise not to stop + until I have seen him avenged and paid." + </p> + <p> + "I have no faith in those oaths," said Andres; "I would rather have now + something to help me to get to Seville than all the revenges in the world; + if you have here anything to eat that I can take with me, give it me, and + God be with your worship and all knights-errant; and may their errands + turn out as well for themselves as they have for me." + </p> + <p> + Sancho took out from his store a piece of bread and another of cheese, and + giving them to the lad he said, "Here, take this, brother Andres, for we + have all of us a share in your misfortune." + </p> + <p> + "Why, what share have you got?" + </p> + <p> + "This share of bread and cheese I am giving you," answered Sancho; "and + God knows whether I shall feel the want of it myself or not; for I would + have you know, friend, that we squires to knights-errant have to bear a + great deal of hunger and hard fortune, and even other things more easily + felt than told." + </p> + <p> + Andres seized his bread and cheese, and seeing that nobody gave him + anything more, bent his head, and took hold of the road, as the saying is. + However, before leaving he said, "For the love of God, sir knight-errant, + if you ever meet me again, though you may see them cutting me to pieces, + give me no aid or succour, but leave me to my misfortune, which will not + be so great but that a greater will come to me by being helped by your + worship, on whom and all the knights-errant that have ever been born God + send his curse." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was getting up to chastise him, but he took to his heels at + such a pace that no one attempted to follow him; and mightily chapfallen + was Don Quixote at Andres' story, and the others had to take great care to + restrain their laughter so as not to put him entirely out of countenance. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c31e" id="c31e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c31e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c31e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch32" id="ch32"></a>CHAPTER XXXII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c32a" id="c32a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c32a.jpg (132K)" src="images/c32a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c32a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Their dainty repast being finished, they saddled at once, and without any + adventure worth mentioning they reached next day the inn, the object of + Sancho Panza's fear and dread; but though he would have rather not entered + it, there was no help for it. The landlady, the landlord, their daughter, + and Maritornes, when they saw Don Quixote and Sancho coming, went out to + welcome them with signs of hearty satisfaction, which Don Quixote received + with dignity and gravity, and bade them make up a better bed for him than + the last time: to which the landlady replied that if he paid better than + he did the last time she would give him one fit for a prince. Don Quixote + said he would, so they made up a tolerable one for him in the same garret + as before; and he lay down at once, being sorely shaken and in want of + sleep. + </p> + <p> + No sooner was the door shut upon him than the landlady made at the barber, + and seizing him by the beard, said: + </p> + <p> + "By my faith you are not going to make a beard of my tail any longer; you + must give me back tail, for it is a shame the way that thing of my + husband's goes tossing about on the floor; I mean the comb that I used to + stick in my good tail." + </p> + <p> + But for all she tugged at it the barber would not give it up until the + licentiate told him to let her have it, as there was now no further + occasion for that stratagem, because he might declare himself and appear + in his own character, and tell Don Quixote that he had fled to this inn + when those thieves the galley slaves robbed him; and should he ask for the + princess's squire, they could tell him that she had sent him on before her + to give notice to the people of her kingdom that she was coming, and + bringing with her the deliverer of them all. On this the barber cheerfully + restored the tail to the landlady, and at the same time they returned all + the accessories they had borrowed to effect Don Quixote's deliverance. All + the people of the inn were struck with astonishment at the beauty of + Dorothea, and even at the comely figure of the shepherd Cardenio. The + curate made them get ready such fare as there was in the inn, and the + landlord, in hope of better payment, served them up a tolerably good + dinner. All this time Don Quixote was asleep, and they thought it best not + to waken him, as sleeping would now do him more good than eating. + </p> + <p> + While at dinner, the company consisting of the landlord, his wife, their + daughter, Maritornes, and all the travellers, they discussed the strange + craze of Don Quixote and the manner in which he had been found; and the + landlady told them what had taken place between him and the carrier; and + then, looking round to see if Sancho was there, when she saw he was not, + she gave them the whole story of his blanketing, which they received with + no little amusement. But on the curate observing that it was the books of + chivalry which Don Quixote had read that had turned his brain, the + landlord said: + </p> + <p> + "I cannot understand how that can be, for in truth to my mind there is no + better reading in the world, and I have here two or three of them, with + other writings that are the very life, not only of myself but of plenty + more; for when it is harvest-time, the reapers flock here on holidays, and + there is always one among them who can read and who takes up one of these + books, and we gather round him, thirty or more of us, and stay listening + to him with a delight that makes our grey hairs grow young again. At least + I can say for myself that when I hear of what furious and terrible blows + the knights deliver, I am seized with the longing to do the same, and I + would like to be hearing about them night and day." + </p> + <p> + "And I just as much," said the landlady, "because I never have a quiet + moment in my house except when you are listening to some one reading; for + then you are so taken up that for the time being you forget to scold." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Maritornes; "and, faith, I relish hearing these + things greatly too, for they are very pretty; especially when they + describe some lady or another in the arms of her knight under the orange + trees, and the duenna who is keeping watch for them half dead with envy + and fright; all this I say is as good as honey." + </p> + <p> + "And you, what do you think, young lady?" said the curate turning to the + landlord's daughter. + </p> + <p> + "I don't know indeed, senor," said she; "I listen too, and to tell the + truth, though I do not understand it, I like hearing it; but it is not the + blows that my father likes that I like, but the laments the knights utter + when they are separated from their ladies; and indeed they sometimes make + me weep with the pity I feel for them." + </p> + <p> + "Then you would console them if it was for you they wept, young lady?" + said Dorothea. + </p> + <p> + "I don't know what I should do," said the girl; "I only know that there + are some of those ladies so cruel that they call their knights tigers and + lions and a thousand other foul names: and Jesus! I don't know what sort + of folk they can be, so unfeeling and heartless, that rather than bestow a + glance upon a worthy man they leave him to die or go mad. I don't know + what is the good of such prudery; if it is for honour's sake, why not + marry them? That's all they want." + </p> + <p> + "Hush, child," said the landlady; "it seems to me thou knowest a great + deal about these things, and it is not fit for girls to know or talk so + much." + </p> + <p> + "As the gentleman asked me, I could not help answering him," said the + girl. + </p> + <p> + "Well then," said the curate, "bring me these books, senor landlord, for I + should like to see them." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said he, and going into his own room he brought out + an old valise secured with a little chain, on opening which the curate + found in it three large books and some manuscripts written in a very good + hand. The first that he opened he found to be "Don Cirongilio of Thrace," + and the second "Don Felixmarte of Hircania," and the other the "History of + the Great Captain Gonzalo Hernandez de Cordova, with the Life of Diego + Garcia de Paredes." + </p> + <p> + When the curate read the two first titles he looked over at the barber and + said, "We want my friend's housekeeper and niece here now." + </p> + <p> + "Nay," said the barber, "I can do just as well to carry them to the yard + or to the hearth, and there is a very good fire there." + </p> + <p> + "What! your worship would burn my books!" said the landlord. + </p> + <p> + "Only these two," said the curate, "Don Cirongilio, and Felixmarte." + </p> + <p> + "Are my books, then, heretics or phlegmaties that you want to burn them?" + said the landlord. + </p> + <p> + "Schismatics you mean, friend," said the barber, "not phlegmatics." + </p> + <p> + "That's it," said the landlord; "but if you want to burn any, let it be + that about the Great Captain and that Diego Garcia; for I would rather + have a child of mine burnt than either of the others." + </p> + <p> + "Brother," said the curate, "those two books are made up of lies, and are + full of folly and nonsense; but this of the Great Captain is a true + history, and contains the deeds of Gonzalo Hernandez of Cordova, who by + his many and great achievements earned the title all over the world of the + Great Captain, a famous and illustrious name, and deserved by him alone; + and this Diego Garcia de Paredes was a distinguished knight of the city of + Trujillo in Estremadura, a most gallant soldier, and of such bodily + strength that with one finger he stopped a mill-wheel in full motion; and + posted with a two-handed sword at the foot of a bridge he kept the whole + of an immense army from passing over it, and achieved such other exploits + that if, instead of his relating them himself with the modesty of a knight + and of one writing his own history, some free and unbiased writer had + recorded them, they would have thrown into the shade all the deeds of the + Hectors, Achilleses, and Rolands." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c32b" id="c32b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c32b.jpg (395K)" src="images/c32b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c32b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Tell that to my father," said the landlord. "There's a thing to be + astonished at! Stopping a mill-wheel! By God your worship should read what + I have read of Felixmarte of Hircania, how with one single backstroke he + cleft five giants asunder through the middle as if they had been made of + bean-pods like the little friars the children make; and another time he + attacked a very great and powerful army, in which there were more than a + million six hundred thousand soldiers, all armed from head to foot, and he + routed them all as if they had been flocks of sheep." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c32c" id="c32c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c32c.jpg (341K)" src="images/c32c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c32c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "And then, what do you say to the good Cirongilio of Thrace, that was so + stout and bold; as may be seen in the book, where it is related that as he + was sailing along a river there came up out of the midst of the water + against him a fiery serpent, and he, as soon as he saw it, flung himself + upon it and got astride of its scaly shoulders, and squeezed its throat + with both hands with such force that the serpent, finding he was + throttling it, had nothing for it but to let itself sink to the bottom of + the river, carrying with it the knight who would not let go his hold; and + when they got down there he found himself among palaces and gardens so + pretty that it was a wonder to see; and then the serpent changed itself + into an old ancient man, who told him such things as were never heard. + Hold your peace, senor; for if you were to hear this you would go mad with + delight. A couple of figs for your Great Captain and your Diego Garcia!" + </p> + <p> + Hearing this Dorothea said in a whisper to Cardenio, "Our landlord is + almost fit to play a second part to Don Quixote." + </p> + <p> + "I think so," said Cardenio, "for, as he shows, he accepts it as a + certainty that everything those books relate took place exactly as it is + written down; and the barefooted friars themselves would not persuade him + to the contrary." + </p> + <p> + "But consider, brother," said the curate once more, "there never was any + Felixmarte of Hircania in the world, nor any Cirongilio of Thrace, or any + of the other knights of the same sort, that the books of chivalry talk of; + the whole thing is the fabrication and invention of idle wits, devised by + them for the purpose you describe of beguiling the time, as your reapers + do when they read; for I swear to you in all seriousness there never were + any such knights in the world, and no such exploits or nonsense ever + happened anywhere." + </p> + <p> + "Try that bone on another dog," said the landlord; "as if I did not know + how many make five, and where my shoe pinches me; don't think to feed me + with pap, for by God I am no fool. It is a good joke for your worship to + try and persuade me that everything these good books say is nonsense and + lies, and they printed by the license of the Lords of the Royal Council, + as if they were people who would allow such a lot of lies to be printed + all together, and so many battles and enchantments that they take away + one's senses." + </p> + <p> + "I have told you, friend," said the curate, "that this is done to divert + our idle thoughts; and as in well-ordered states games of chess, fives, + and billiards are allowed for the diversion of those who do not care, or + are not obliged, or are unable to work, so books of this kind are allowed + to be printed, on the supposition that, what indeed is the truth, there + can be nobody so ignorant as to take any of them for true stories; and if + it were permitted me now, and the present company desired it, I could say + something about the qualities books of chivalry should possess to be good + ones, that would be to the advantage and even to the taste of some; but I + hope the time will come when I can communicate my ideas to some one who + may be able to mend matters; and in the meantime, senor landlord, believe + what I have said, and take your books, and make up your mind about their + truth or falsehood, and much good may they do you; and God grant you may + not fall lame of the same foot your guest Don Quixote halts on." + </p> + <p> + "No fear of that," returned the landlord; "I shall not be so mad as to + make a knight-errant of myself; for I see well enough that things are not + now as they used to be in those days, when they say those famous knights + roamed about the world." + </p> + <p> + Sancho had made his appearance in the middle of this conversation, and he + was very much troubled and cast down by what he heard said about + knights-errant being now no longer in vogue, and all books of chivalry + being folly and lies; and he resolved in his heart to wait and see what + came of this journey of his master's, and if it did not turn out as + happily as his master expected, he determined to leave him and go back to + his wife and children and his ordinary labour. + </p> + <p> + The landlord was carrying away the valise and the books, but the curate + said to him, "Wait; I want to see what those papers are that are written + in such a good hand." The landlord taking them out handed them to him to + read, and he perceived they were a work of about eight sheets of + manuscript, with, in large letters at the beginning, the title of "Novel + of the Ill-advised Curiosity." The curate read three or four lines to + himself, and said, "I must say the title of this novel does not seem to me + a bad one, and I feel an inclination to read it all." To which the + landlord replied, "Then your reverence will do well to read it, for I can + tell you that some guests who have read it here have been much pleased + with it, and have begged it of me very earnestly; but I would not give it, + meaning to return it to the person who forgot the valise, books, and + papers here, for maybe he will return here some time or other; and though + I know I shall miss the books, faith I mean to return them; for though I + am an innkeeper, still I am a Christian." + </p> + <p> + "You are very right, friend," said the curate; "but for all that, if the + novel pleases me you must let me copy it." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," replied the host. + </p> + <p> + While they were talking Cardenio had taken up the novel and begun to read + it, and forming the same opinion of it as the curate, he begged him to + read it so that they might all hear it. + </p> + <p> + "I would read it," said the curate, "if the time would not be better spent + in sleeping." + </p> + <p> + "It will be rest enough for me," said Dorothea, "to while away the time by + listening to some tale, for my spirits are not yet tranquil enough to let + me sleep when it would be seasonable." + </p> + <p> + "Well then, in that case," said the curate, "I will read it, if it were + only out of curiosity; perhaps it may contain something pleasant." + </p> + <p> + Master Nicholas added his entreaties to the same effect, and Sancho too; + seeing which, and considering that he would give pleasure to all, and + receive it himself, the curate said, "Well then, attend to me everyone, + for the novel begins thus." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c32e" id="c32e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c32e.jpg (11K)" src="images/c32e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch33" id="ch33"></a>CHAPTER XXXIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + In Florence, a rich and famous city of Italy in the province called + Tuscany, there lived two gentlemen of wealth and quality, Anselmo and + Lothario, such great friends that by way of distinction they were called + by all that knew them "The Two Friends." They were unmarried, young, of + the same age and of the same tastes, which was enough to account for the + reciprocal friendship between them. Anselmo, it is true, was somewhat more + inclined to seek pleasure in love than Lothario, for whom the pleasures of + the chase had more attraction; but on occasion Anselmo would forego his + own tastes to yield to those of Lothario, and Lothario would surrender his + to fall in with those of Anselmo, and in this way their inclinations kept + pace one with the other with a concord so perfect that the best regulated + clock could not surpass it. + </p> + <p> + Anselmo was deep in love with a high-born and beautiful maiden of the same + city, the daughter of parents so estimable, and so estimable herself, that + he resolved, with the approval of his friend Lothario, without whom he did + nothing, to ask her of them in marriage, and did so, Lothario being the + bearer of the demand, and conducting the negotiation so much to the + satisfaction of his friend that in a short time he was in possession of + the object of his desires, and Camilla so happy in having won Anselmo for + her husband, that she gave thanks unceasingly to heaven and to Lothario, + by whose means such good fortune had fallen to her. The first few days, + those of a wedding being usually days of merry-making, Lothario frequented + his friend Anselmo's house as he had been wont, striving to do honour to + him and to the occasion, and to gratify him in every way he could; but + when the wedding days were over and the succession of visits and + congratulations had slackened, he began purposely to leave off going to + the house of Anselmo, for it seemed to him, as it naturally would to all + men of sense, that friends' houses ought not to be visited after marriage + with the same frequency as in their masters' bachelor days: because, + though true and genuine friendship cannot and should not be in any way + suspicious, still a married man's honour is a thing of such delicacy that + it is held liable to injury from brothers, much more from friends. Anselmo + remarked the cessation of Lothario's visits, and complained of it to him, + saying that if he had known that marriage was to keep him from enjoying + his society as he used, he would have never married; and that, if by the + thorough harmony that subsisted between them while he was a bachelor they + had earned such a sweet name as that of "The Two Friends," he should not + allow a title so rare and so delightful to be lost through a needless + anxiety to act circumspectly; and so he entreated him, if such a phrase + was allowable between them, to be once more master of his house and to + come in and go out as formerly, assuring him that his wife Camilla had no + other desire or inclination than that which he would wish her to have, and + that knowing how sincerely they loved one another she was grieved to see + such coldness in him. + </p> + <p> + To all this and much more that Anselmo said to Lothario to persuade him to + come to his house as he had been in the habit of doing, Lothario replied + with so much prudence, sense, and judgment, that Anselmo was satisfied of + his friend's good intentions, and it was agreed that on two days in the + week, and on holidays, Lothario should come to dine with him; but though + this arrangement was made between them Lothario resolved to observe it no + further than he considered to be in accordance with the honour of his + friend, whose good name was more to him than his own. He said, and justly, + that a married man upon whom heaven had bestowed a beautiful wife should + consider as carefully what friends he brought to his house as what female + friends his wife associated with, for what cannot be done or arranged in + the market-place, in church, at public festivals or at stations + (opportunities that husbands cannot always deny their wives), may be + easily managed in the house of the female friend or relative in whom most + confidence is reposed. Lothario said, too, that every married man should + have some friend who would point out to him any negligence he might be + guilty of in his conduct, for it will sometimes happen that owing to the + deep affection the husband bears his wife either he does not caution her, + or, not to vex her, refrains from telling her to do or not to do certain + things, doing or avoiding which may be a matter of honour or reproach to + him; and errors of this kind he could easily correct if warned by a + friend. But where is such a friend to be found as Lothario would have, so + judicious, so loyal, and so true? + </p> + <p> + Of a truth I know not; Lothario alone was such a one, for with the utmost + care and vigilance he watched over the honour of his friend, and strove to + diminish, cut down, and reduce the number of days for going to his house + according to their agreement, lest the visits of a young man, wealthy, + high-born, and with the attractions he was conscious of possessing, at the + house of a woman so beautiful as Camilla, should be regarded with + suspicion by the inquisitive and malicious eyes of the idle public. For + though his integrity and reputation might bridle slanderous tongues, still + he was unwilling to hazard either his own good name or that of his friend; + and for this reason most of the days agreed upon he devoted to some other + business which he pretended was unavoidable; so that a great portion of + the day was taken up with complaints on one side and excuses on the other. + It happened, however, that on one occasion when the two were strolling + together outside the city, Anselmo addressed the following words to + Lothario. + </p> + <p> + "Thou mayest suppose, Lothario my friend, that I am unable to give + sufficient thanks for the favours God has rendered me in making me the son + of such parents as mine were, and bestowing upon me with no niggard hand + what are called the gifts of nature as well as those of fortune, and above + all for what he has done in giving me thee for a friend and Camilla for a + wife—two treasures that I value, if not as highly as I ought, at + least as highly as I am able. And yet, with all these good things, which + are commonly all that men need to enable them to live happily, I am the + most discontented and dissatisfied man in the whole world; for, I know not + how long since, I have been harassed and oppressed by a desire so strange + and so unusual, that I wonder at myself and blame and chide myself when I + am alone, and strive to stifle it and hide it from my own thoughts, and + with no better success than if I were endeavouring deliberately to publish + it to all the world; and as, in short, it must come out, I would confide + it to thy safe keeping, feeling sure that by this means, and by thy + readiness as a true friend to afford me relief, I shall soon find myself + freed from the distress it causes me, and that thy care will give me + happiness in the same degree as my own folly has caused me misery." + </p> + <p> + The words of Anselmo struck Lothario with astonishment, unable as he was + to conjecture the purport of such a lengthy preamble; and though he strove + to imagine what desire it could be that so troubled his friend, his + conjectures were all far from the truth, and to relieve the anxiety which + this perplexity was causing him, he told him he was doing a flagrant + injustice to their great friendship in seeking circuitous methods of + confiding to him his most hidden thoughts, for he well knew he might + reckon upon his counsel in diverting them, or his help in carrying them + into effect. + </p> + <p> + "That is the truth," replied Anselmo, "and relying upon that I will tell + thee, friend Lothario, that the desire which harasses me is that of + knowing whether my wife Camilla is as good and as perfect as I think her + to be; and I cannot satisfy myself of the truth on this point except by + testing her in such a way that the trial may prove the purity of her + virtue as the fire proves that of gold; because I am persuaded, my friend, + that a woman is virtuous only in proportion as she is or is not tempted; + and that she alone is strong who does not yield to the promises, gifts, + tears, and importunities of earnest lovers; for what thanks does a woman + deserve for being good if no one urges her to be bad, and what wonder is + it that she is reserved and circumspect to whom no opportunity is given of + going wrong and who knows she has a husband that will take her life the + first time he detects her in an impropriety? I do not therefore hold her + who is virtuous through fear or want of opportunity in the same estimation + as her who comes out of temptation and trial with a crown of victory; and + so, for these reasons and many others that I could give thee to justify + and support the opinion I hold, I am desirous that my wife Camilla should + pass this crisis, and be refined and tested by the fire of finding herself + wooed and by one worthy to set his affections upon her; and if she comes + out, as I know she will, victorious from this struggle, I shall look upon + my good fortune as unequalled, I shall be able to say that the cup of my + desire is full, and that the virtuous woman of whom the sage says 'Who + shall find her?' has fallen to my lot. And if the result be the contrary + of what I expect, in the satisfaction of knowing that I have been right in + my opinion, I shall bear without complaint the pain which my so dearly + bought experience will naturally cause me. And, as nothing of all thou + wilt urge in opposition to my wish will avail to keep me from carrying it + into effect, it is my desire, friend Lothario, that thou shouldst consent + to become the instrument for effecting this purpose that I am bent upon, + for I will afford thee opportunities to that end, and nothing shall be + wanting that I may think necessary for the pursuit of a virtuous, + honourable, modest and high-minded woman. And among other reasons, I am + induced to entrust this arduous task to thee by the consideration that if + Camilla be conquered by thee the conquest will not be pushed to extremes, + but only far enough to account that accomplished which from a sense of + honour will be left undone; thus I shall not be wronged in anything more + than intention, and my wrong will remain buried in the integrity of thy + silence, which I know well will be as lasting as that of death in what + concerns me. If, therefore, thou wouldst have me enjoy what can be called + life, thou wilt at once engage in this love struggle, not lukewarmly nor + slothfully, but with the energy and zeal that my desire demands, and with + the loyalty our friendship assures me of." + </p> + <p> + Such were the words Anselmo addressed to Lothario, who listened to them + with such attention that, except to say what has been already mentioned, + he did not open his lips until the other had finished. Then perceiving + that he had no more to say, after regarding him for awhile, as one would + regard something never before seen that excited wonder and amazement, he + said to him, "I cannot persuade myself, Anselmo my friend, that what thou + hast said to me is not in jest; if I thought that thou wert speaking + seriously I would not have allowed thee to go so far; so as to put a stop + to thy long harangue by not listening to thee I verily suspect that either + thou dost not know me, or I do not know thee; but no, I know well thou art + Anselmo, and thou knowest that I am Lothario; the misfortune is, it seems + to me, that thou art not the Anselmo thou wert, and must have thought that + I am not the Lothario I should be; for the things that thou hast said to + me are not those of that Anselmo who was my friend, nor are those that + thou demandest of me what should be asked of the Lothario thou knowest. + True friends will prove their friends and make use of them, as a poet has + said, usque ad aras; whereby he meant that they will not make use of their + friendship in things that are contrary to God's will. If this, then, was a + heathen's feeling about friendship, how much more should it be a + Christian's, who knows that the divine must not be forfeited for the sake + of any human friendship? And if a friend should go so far as to put aside + his duty to Heaven to fulfil his duty to his friend, it should not be in + matters that are trifling or of little moment, but in such as affect the + friend's life and honour. Now tell me, Anselmo, in which of these two art + thou imperilled, that I should hazard myself to gratify thee, and do a + thing so detestable as that thou seekest of me? Neither forsooth; on the + contrary, thou dost ask of me, so far as I understand, to strive and + labour to rob thee of honour and life, and to rob myself of them at the + same time; for if I take away thy honour it is plain I take away thy life, + as a man without honour is worse than dead; and being the instrument, as + thou wilt have it so, of so much wrong to thee, shall not I, too, be left + without honour, and consequently without life? Listen to me, Anselmo my + friend, and be not impatient to answer me until I have said what occurs to + me touching the object of thy desire, for there will be time enough left + for thee to reply and for me to hear." + </p> + <p> + "Be it so," said Anselmo, "say what thou wilt." + </p> + <p> + Lothario then went on to say, "It seems to me, Anselmo, that thine is just + now the temper of mind which is always that of the Moors, who can never be + brought to see the error of their creed by quotations from the Holy + Scriptures, or by reasons which depend upon the examination of the + understanding or are founded upon the articles of faith, but must have + examples that are palpable, easy, intelligible, capable of proof, not + admitting of doubt, with mathematical demonstrations that cannot be + denied, like, 'If equals be taken from equals, the remainders are equal:' + and if they do not understand this in words, and indeed they do not, it + has to be shown to them with the hands, and put before their eyes, and + even with all this no one succeeds in convincing them of the truth of our + holy religion. This same mode of proceeding I shall have to adopt with + thee, for the desire which has sprung up in thee is so absurd and remote + from everything that has a semblance of reason, that I feel it would be a + waste of time to employ it in reasoning with thy simplicity, for at + present I will call it by no other name; and I am even tempted to leave + thee in thy folly as a punishment for thy pernicious desire; but the + friendship I bear thee, which will not allow me to desert thee in such + manifest danger of destruction, keeps me from dealing so harshly by thee. + And that thou mayest clearly see this, say, Anselmo, hast thou not told me + that I must force my suit upon a modest woman, decoy one that is virtuous, + make overtures to one that is pure-minded, pay court to one that is + prudent? Yes, thou hast told me so. Then, if thou knowest that thou hast a + wife, modest, virtuous, pure-minded and prudent, what is it that thou + seekest? And if thou believest that she will come forth victorious from + all my attacks—as doubtless she would—what higher titles than + those she possesses now dost thou think thou canst upon her then, or in + what will she be better then than she is now? Either thou dost not hold + her to be what thou sayest, or thou knowest not what thou dost demand. If + thou dost not hold her to be what thou sayest, why dost thou seek to prove her + instead of treating her as guilty in the way that may seem best to thee? + but if she be as virtuous as thou believest, it is an uncalled-for + proceeding to make trial of truth itself, for, after trial, it will but be + in the same estimation as before. Thus, then, it is conclusive that to + attempt things from which harm rather than advantage may come to us is the + part of unreasoning and reckless minds, more especially when they are + things which we are not forced or compelled to attempt, and which show + from afar that it is plainly madness to attempt them. + </p> + <p> + "Difficulties are attempted either for the sake of God or for the sake of + the world, or for both; those undertaken for God's sake are those which + the saints undertake when they attempt to live the lives of angels in + human bodies; those undertaken for the sake of the world are those of the + men who traverse such a vast expanse of water, such a variety of climates, + so many strange countries, to acquire what are called the blessings of + fortune; and those undertaken for the sake of God and the world together + are those of brave soldiers, who no sooner do they see in the enemy's wall + a breach as wide as a cannon ball could make, than, casting aside all + fear, without hesitating, or heeding the manifest peril that threatens + them, borne onward by the desire of defending their faith, their country, + and their king, they fling themselves dauntlessly into the midst of the + thousand opposing deaths that await them. Such are the things that men are + wont to attempt, and there is honour, glory, gain, in attempting them, + however full of difficulty and peril they may be; but that which thou + sayest it is thy wish to attempt and carry out will not win thee the glory + of God nor the blessings of fortune nor fame among men; for even if the + issue be as thou wouldst have it, thou wilt be no happier, richer, or more + honoured than thou art this moment; and if it be otherwise thou wilt be + reduced to misery greater than can be imagined, for then it will avail + thee nothing to reflect that no one is aware of the misfortune that has + befallen thee; it will suffice to torture and crush thee that thou knowest + it thyself. And in confirmation of the truth of what I say, let me repeat + to thee a stanza made by the famous poet Luigi Tansillo at the end of the + first part of his 'Tears of Saint Peter,' which says thus: + </p> + <p> + The anguish and the shame but greater grew In Peter's heart as morning + slowly came; No eye was there to see him, well he knew, Yet he himself was + to himself a shame; Exposed to all men's gaze, or screened from view, A + noble heart will feel the pang the same; A prey to shame the sinning soul + will be, Though none but heaven and earth its shame can see. + </p> + <p> + Thus by keeping it secret thou wilt not escape thy sorrow, but rather thou + wilt shed tears unceasingly, if not tears of the eyes, tears of blood from + the heart, like those shed by that simple doctor our poet tells us of, + that tried the test of the cup, which the wise Rinaldo, better advised, + refused to do; for though this may be a poetic fiction it contains a moral + lesson worthy of attention and study and imitation. Moreover by what I am + about to say to thee thou wilt be led to see the great error thou wouldst + commit. + </p> + <p> + "Tell me, Anselmo, if Heaven or good fortune had made thee master and + lawful owner of a diamond of the finest quality, with the excellence and + purity of which all the lapidaries that had seen it had been satisfied, + saying with one voice and common consent that in purity, quality, and + fineness, it was all that a stone of the kind could possibly be, thou + thyself too being of the same belief, as knowing nothing to the contrary, + would it be reasonable in thee to desire to take that diamond and place it + between an anvil and a hammer, and by mere force of blows and strength of + arm try if it were as hard and as fine as they said? And if thou didst, + and if the stone should resist so silly a test, that would add nothing to + its value or reputation; and if it were broken, as it might be, would not + all be lost? Undoubtedly it would, leaving its owner to be rated as a fool + in the opinion of all. Consider, then, Anselmo my friend, that Camilla is + a diamond of the finest quality as well in thy estimation as in that of + others, and that it is contrary to reason to expose her to the risk of + being broken; for if she remains intact she cannot rise to a higher value + than she now possesses; and if she give way and be unable to resist, + bethink thee now how thou wilt be deprived of her, and with what good + reason thou wilt complain of thyself for having been the cause of her ruin + and thine own. Remember there is no jewel in the world so precious as a + chaste and virtuous woman, and that the whole honour of women consists in + reputation; and since thy wife's is of that high excellence that thou + knowest, wherefore shouldst thou seek to call that truth in question? + Remember, my friend, that woman is an imperfect animal, and that + impediments are not to be placed in her way to make her trip and fall, but + that they should be removed, and her path left clear of all obstacles, so + that without hindrance she may run her course freely to attain the desired + perfection, which consists in being virtuous. Naturalists tell us that the + ermine is a little animal which has a fur of purest white, and that when + the hunters wish to take it, they make use of this artifice. Having + ascertained the places which it frequents and passes, they stop the way to + them with mud, and then rousing it, drive it towards the spot, and as soon + as the ermine comes to the mud it halts, and allows itself to be taken + captive rather than pass through the mire, and spoil and sully its + whiteness, which it values more than life and liberty. The virtuous and + chaste woman is an ermine, and whiter and purer than snow is the virtue of + modesty; and he who wishes her not to lose it, but to keep and preserve + it, must adopt a course different from that employed with the ermine; he + must not put before her the mire of the gifts and attentions of + persevering lovers, because perhaps—and even without a perhaps—she + may not have sufficient virtue and natural strength in herself to pass + through and tread under foot these impediments; they must be removed, and + the brightness of virtue and the beauty of a fair fame must be put before + her. A virtuous woman, too, is like a mirror, of clear shining crystal, + liable to be tarnished and dimmed by every breath that touches it. She + must be treated as relics are; adored, not touched. She must be protected + and prized as one protects and prizes a fair garden full of roses and + flowers, the owner of which allows no one to trespass or pluck a blossom; + enough for others that from afar and through the iron grating they may + enjoy its fragrance and its beauty. Finally let me repeat to thee some + verses that come to my mind; I heard them in a modern comedy, and it seems + to me they bear upon the point we are discussing. A prudent old man was + giving advice to another, the father of a young girl, to lock her up, + watch over her and keep her in seclusion, and among other arguments he + used these: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + Woman is a thing of glass; + But her brittleness 'tis best + Not too curiously to test: + Who knows what may come to pass? + + Breaking is an easy matter, + And it's folly to expose + What you cannot mend to blows; + What you can't make whole to shatter. + + This, then, all may hold as true, + And the reason's plain to see; + For if Danaes there be, + There are golden showers too." +</pre> + <p> + "All that I have said to thee so far, Anselmo, has had reference to what + concerns thee; now it is right that I should say something of what regards + myself; and if I be prolix, pardon me, for the labyrinth into which thou + hast entered and from which thou wouldst have me extricate thee makes it + necessary. + </p> + <p> + "Thou dost reckon me thy friend, and thou wouldst rob me of honour, a + thing wholly inconsistent with friendship; and not only dost thou aim at + this, but thou wouldst have me rob thee of it also. That thou wouldst rob + me of it is clear, for when Camilla sees that I pay court to her as thou + requirest, she will certainly regard me as a man without honour or right + feeling, since I attempt and do a thing so much opposed to what I owe to + my own position and thy friendship. That thou wouldst have me rob thee of + it is beyond a doubt, for Camilla, seeing that I press my suit upon her, + will suppose that I have perceived in her something light that has + encouraged me to make known to her my base desire; and if she holds + herself dishonoured, her dishonour touches thee as belonging to her; and + hence arises what so commonly takes place, that the husband of the + adulterous woman, though he may not be aware of or have given any cause + for his wife's failure in her duty, or (being careless or negligent) have + had it in his power to prevent his dishonour, nevertheless is stigmatised + by a vile and reproachful name, and in a manner regarded with eyes of + contempt instead of pity by all who know of his wife's guilt, though they + see that he is unfortunate not by his own fault, but by the lust of a + vicious consort. But I will tell thee why with good reason dishonour + attaches to the husband of the unchaste wife, though he know not that she + is so, nor be to blame, nor have done anything, or given any provocation + to make her so; and be not weary with listening to me, for it will be for + thy good. + </p> + <p> + "When God created our first parent in the earthly paradise, the Holy + Scripture says that he infused sleep into Adam and while he slept took a + rib from his left side of which he formed our mother Eve, and when Adam + awoke and beheld her he said, 'This is flesh of my flesh, and bone of my + bone.' And God said 'For this shall a man leave his father and his mother, + and they shall be two in one flesh; and then was instituted the divine + sacrament of marriage, with such ties that death alone can loose them. And + such is the force and virtue of this miraculous sacrament that it makes + two different persons one and the same flesh; and even more than this when + the virtuous are married; for though they have two souls they have but one + will. And hence it follows that as the flesh of the wife is one and the + same with that of her husband the stains that may come upon it, or the + injuries it incurs fall upon the husband's flesh, though he, as has been + said, may have given no cause for them; for as the pain of the foot or any + member of the body is felt by the whole body, because all is one flesh, as + the head feels the hurt to the ankle without having caused it, so the + husband, being one with her, shares the dishonour of the wife; and as all + worldly honour or dishonour comes of flesh and blood, and the erring + wife's is of that kind, the husband must needs bear his part of it and be + held dishonoured without knowing it. See, then, Anselmo, the peril thou + art encountering in seeking to disturb the peace of thy virtuous consort; + see for what an empty and ill-advised curiosity thou wouldst rouse up + passions that now repose in quiet in the breast of thy chaste wife; + reflect that what thou art staking all to win is little, and what thou + wilt lose so much that I leave it undescribed, not having the words to + express it. But if all I have said be not enough to turn thee from thy + vile purpose, thou must seek some other instrument for thy dishonour and + misfortune; for such I will not consent to be, though I lose thy + friendship, the greatest loss that I can conceive." + </p> + <p> + Having said this, the wise and virtuous Lothario was silent, and Anselmo, + troubled in mind and deep in thought, was unable for a while to utter a + word in reply; but at length he said, "I have listened, Lothario my + friend, attentively, as thou hast seen, to what thou hast chosen to say to + me, and in thy arguments, examples, and comparisons I have seen that high + intelligence thou dost possess, and the perfection of true friendship thou + hast reached; and likewise I see and confess that if I am not guided by + thy opinion, but follow my own, I am flying from the good and pursuing the + evil. This being so, thou must remember that I am now labouring under that + infirmity which women sometimes suffer from, when the craving seizes them + to eat clay, plaster, charcoal, and things even worse, disgusting to look + at, much more to eat; so that it will be necessary to have recourse to + some artifice to cure me; and this can be easily effected if only thou + wilt make a beginning, even though it be in a lukewarm and make-believe + fashion, to pay court to Camilla, who will not be so yielding that her + virtue will give way at the first attack: with this mere attempt I shall + rest satisfied, and thou wilt have done what our friendship binds thee to + do, not only in giving me life, but in persuading me not to discard my + honour. And this thou art bound to do for one reason alone, that, being, + as I am, resolved to apply this test, it is not for thee to permit me to + reveal my weakness to another, and so imperil that honour thou art + striving to keep me from losing; and if thine may not stand as high as it + ought in the estimation of Camilla while thou art paying court to her, + that is of little or no importance, because ere long, on finding in her + that constancy which we expect, thou canst tell her the plain truth as + regards our stratagem, and so regain thy place in her esteem; and as thou + art venturing so little, and by the venture canst afford me so much + satisfaction, refuse not to undertake it, even if further difficulties + present themselves to thee; for, as I have said, if thou wilt only make a + beginning I will acknowledge the issue decided." + </p> + <p> + Lothario seeing the fixed determination of Anselmo, and not knowing what + further examples to offer or arguments to urge in order to dissuade him + from it, and perceiving that he threatened to confide his pernicious + scheme to some one else, to avoid a greater evil resolved to gratify him + and do what he asked, intending to manage the business so as to satisfy + Anselmo without corrupting the mind of Camilla; so in reply he told him + not to communicate his purpose to any other, for he would undertake the + task himself, and would begin it as soon as he pleased. Anselmo embraced + him warmly and affectionately, and thanked him for his offer as if he had + bestowed some great favour upon him; and it was agreed between them to set + about it the next day, Anselmo affording opportunity and time to Lothario + to converse alone with Camilla, and furnishing him with money and jewels + to offer and present to her. He suggested, too, that he should treat her + to music, and write verses in her praise, and if he was unwilling to take + the trouble of composing them, he offered to do it himself. Lothario + agreed to all with an intention very different from what Anselmo supposed, + and with this understanding they returned to Anselmo's house, where they + found Camilla awaiting her husband anxiously and uneasily, for he was + later than usual in returning that day. Lothario repaired to his own + house, and Anselmo remained in his, as well satisfied as Lothario was + troubled in mind; for he could see no satisfactory way out of this + ill-advised business. That night, however, he thought of a plan by which + he might deceive Anselmo without any injury to Camilla. The next day he + went to dine with his friend, and was welcomed by Camilla, who received + and treated him with great cordiality, knowing the affection her husband + felt for him. When dinner was over and the cloth removed, Anselmo told + Lothario to stay there with Camilla while he attended to some pressing + business, as he would return in an hour and a half. Camilla begged him not + to go, and Lothario offered to accompany him, but nothing could persuade + Anselmo, who on the contrary pressed Lothario to remain waiting for him as + he had a matter of great importance to discuss with him. At the same time + he bade Camilla not to leave Lothario alone until he came back. In short + he contrived to put so good a face on the reason, or the folly, of his + absence that no one could have suspected it was a pretence. + </p> + <p> + Anselmo took his departure, and Camilla and Lothario were left alone at + the table, for the rest of the household had gone to dinner. Lothario saw + himself in the lists according to his friend's wish, and facing an enemy + that could by her beauty alone vanquish a squadron of armed knights; judge + whether he had good reason to fear; but what he did was to lean his elbow + on the arm of the chair, and his cheek upon his hand, and, asking + Camilla's pardon for his ill manners, he said he wished to take a little + sleep until Anselmo returned. Camilla in reply said he could repose more + at his ease in the reception-room than in his chair, and begged of him to + go in and sleep there; but Lothario declined, and there he remained asleep + until the return of Anselmo, who finding Camilla in her own room, and + Lothario asleep, imagined that he had stayed away so long as to have + afforded them time enough for conversation and even for sleep, and was all + impatience until Lothario should wake up, that he might go out with him + and question him as to his success. Everything fell out as he wished; + Lothario awoke, and the two at once left the house, and Anselmo asked what + he was anxious to know, and Lothario in answer told him that he had not + thought it advisable to declare himself entirely the first time, and + therefore had only extolled the charms of Camilla, telling her that all + the city spoke of nothing else but her beauty and wit, for this seemed to + him an excellent way of beginning to gain her good-will and render her + disposed to listen to him with pleasure the next time, thus availing + himself of the device the devil has recourse to when he would deceive one + who is on the watch; for he being the angel of darkness transforms himself + into an angel of light, and, under cover of a fair seeming, discloses + himself at length, and effects his purpose if at the beginning his wiles + are not discovered. All this gave great satisfaction to Anselmo, and he + said he would afford the same opportunity every day, but without leaving + the house, for he would find things to do at home so that Camilla should + not detect the plot. + </p> + <p> + Thus, then, several days went by, and Lothario, without uttering a word to + Camilla, reported to Anselmo that he had talked with her and that he had + never been able to draw from her the slightest indication of consent to + anything dishonourable, nor even a sign or shadow of hope; on the + contrary, he said she would inform her husband of it. + </p> + <p> + "So far well," said Anselmo; "Camilla has thus far resisted words; we must + now see how she will resist deeds. I will give you to-morrow two thousand + crowns in gold for you to offer or even present, and as many more to buy + jewels to lure her, for women are fond of being becomingly attired and + going gaily dressed, and all the more so if they are beautiful, however + chaste they may be; and if she resists this temptation, I will rest + satisfied and will give you no more trouble." + </p> + <p> + Lothario replied that now he had begun he would carry on the undertaking + to the end, though he perceived he was to come out of it wearied and + vanquished. The next day he received the four thousand crowns, and with + them four thousand perplexities, for he knew not what to say by way of a + new falsehood; but in the end he made up his mind to tell him that Camilla + stood as firm against gifts and promises as against words, and that there + was no use in taking any further trouble, for the time was all spent to no + purpose. + </p> + <p> + But chance, directing things in a different manner, so ordered it that + Anselmo, having left Lothario and Camilla alone as on other occasions, + shut himself into a chamber and posted himself to watch and listen through + the keyhole to what passed between them, and perceived that for more than + half an hour Lothario did not utter a word to Camilla, nor would utter a + word though he were to be there for an age; and he came to the conclusion + that what his friend had told him about the replies of Camilla was all + invention and falsehood, and to ascertain if it were so, he came out, and + calling Lothario aside asked him what news he had and in what humour + Camilla was. Lothario replied that he was not disposed to go on with the + business, for she had answered him so angrily and harshly that he had no + heart to say anything more to her. + </p> + <p> + "Ah, Lothario, Lothario," said Anselmo, "how ill dost thou meet thy + obligations to me, and the great confidence I repose in thee! I have been + just now watching through this keyhole, and I have seen that thou hast not + said a word to Camilla, whence I conclude that on the former occasions + thou hast not spoken to her either, and if this be so, as no doubt it is, + why dost thou deceive me, or wherefore seekest thou by craft to deprive me + of the means I might find of attaining my desire?" + </p> + <p> + Anselmo said no more, but he had said enough to cover Lothario with shame + and confusion, and he, feeling as it were his honour touched by having + been detected in a lie, swore to Anselmo that he would from that moment + devote himself to satisfying him without any deception, as he would see if + he had the curiosity to watch; though he need not take the trouble, for + the pains he would take to satisfy him would remove all suspicions from + his mind. Anselmo believed him, and to afford him an opportunity more free + and less liable to surprise, he resolved to absent himself from his house + for eight days, betaking himself to that of a friend of his who lived in a + village not far from the city; and, the better to account for his + departure to Camilla, he so arranged it that the friend should send him a + very pressing invitation. + </p> + <p> + Unhappy, shortsighted Anselmo, what art thou doing, what art thou + plotting, what art thou devising? Bethink thee thou art working against + thyself, plotting thine own dishonour, devising thine own ruin. Thy wife + Camilla is virtuous, thou dost possess her in peace and quietness, no one + assails thy happiness, her thoughts wander not beyond the walls of thy + house, thou art her heaven on earth, the object of her wishes, the + fulfilment of her desires, the measure wherewith she measures her will, + making it conform in all things to thine and Heaven's. If, then, the mine + of her honour, beauty, virtue, and modesty yields thee without labour all + the wealth it contains and thou canst wish for, why wilt thou dig the + earth in search of fresh veins, of new unknown treasure, risking the + collapse of all, since it but rests on the feeble props of her weak + nature? Bethink thee that from him who seeks impossibilities that which is + possible may with justice be withheld, as was better expressed by a poet + who said: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +'Tis mine to seek for life in death, + Health in disease seek I, +I seek in prison freedom's breath, + In traitors loyalty. +So Fate that ever scorns to grant + Or grace or boon to me, +Since what can never be I want, + Denies me what might be. +</pre> + <p> + The next day Anselmo took his departure for the village, leaving + instructions with Camilla that during his absence Lothario would come to + look after his house and to dine with her, and that she was to treat him + as she would himself. Camilla was distressed, as a discreet and + right-minded woman would be, at the orders her husband left her, and bade + him remember that it was not becoming that anyone should occupy his seat + at the table during his absence, and if he acted thus from not feeling + confidence that she would be able to manage his house, let him try her + this time, and he would find by experience that she was equal to greater + responsibilities. Anselmo replied that it was his pleasure to have it so, + and that she had only to submit and obey. Camilla said she would do so, + though against her will. + </p> + <p> + Anselmo went, and the next day Lothario came to his house, where he was + received by Camilla with a friendly and modest welcome; but she never + suffered Lothario to see her alone, for she was always attended by her men + and women servants, especially by a handmaid of hers, Leonela by name, to + whom she was much attached (for they had been brought up together from + childhood in her father's house), and whom she had kept with her after her + marriage with Anselmo. The first three days Lothario did not speak to her, + though he might have done so when they removed the cloth and the servants + retired to dine hastily; for such were Camilla's orders; nay more, Leonela + had directions to dine earlier than Camilla and never to leave her side. + She, however, having her thoughts fixed upon other things more to her + taste, and wanting that time and opportunity for her own pleasures, did + not always obey her mistress's commands, but on the contrary left them + alone, as if they had ordered her to do so; but the modest bearing of + Camilla, the calmness of her countenance, the composure of her aspect were + enough to bridle the tongue of Lothario. But the influence which the many + virtues of Camilla exerted in imposing silence on Lothario's tongue proved + mischievous for both of them, for if his tongue was silent his thoughts + were busy, and could dwell at leisure upon the perfections of Camilla's + goodness and beauty one by one, charms enough to warm with love a marble + statue, not to say a heart of flesh. Lothario gazed upon her when he might + have been speaking to her, and thought how worthy of being loved she was; + and thus reflection began little by little to assail his allegiance to + Anselmo, and a thousand times he thought of withdrawing from the city and + going where Anselmo should never see him nor he see Camilla. But already + the delight he found in gazing on her interposed and held him fast. He put + a constraint upon himself, and struggled to repel and repress the pleasure + he found in contemplating Camilla; when alone he blamed himself for his + weakness, called himself a bad friend, nay a bad Christian; then he argued + the matter and compared himself with Anselmo; always coming to the + conclusion that the folly and rashness of Anselmo had been worse than his + faithlessness, and that if he could excuse his intentions as easily before + God as with man, he had no reason to fear any punishment for his offence. + </p> + <p> + In short the beauty and goodness of Camilla, joined with the opportunity + which the blind husband had placed in his hands, overthrew the loyalty of + Lothario; and giving heed to nothing save the object towards which his + inclinations led him, after Anselmo had been three days absent, during + which he had been carrying on a continual struggle with his passion, he + began to make love to Camilla with so much vehemence and warmth of + language that she was overwhelmed with amazement, and could only rise from + her place and retire to her room without answering him a word. But the + hope which always springs up with love was not weakened in Lothario by + this repelling demeanour; on the contrary his passion for Camilla + increased, and she discovering in him what she had never expected, knew + not what to do; and considering it neither safe nor right to give him the + chance or opportunity of speaking to her again, she resolved to send, as + she did that very night, one of her servants with a letter to Anselmo, in + which she addressed the following words to him. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch34" id="ch34"></a>CHAPTER XXXIV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "It is commonly said that an army looks ill without its general and a + castle without its castellan, and I say that a young married woman looks + still worse without her husband unless there are very good reasons for it. + I find myself so ill at ease without you, and so incapable of enduring + this separation, that unless you return quickly I shall have to go for + relief to my parents' house, even if I leave yours without a protector; + for the one you left me, if indeed he deserved that title, has, I think, + more regard to his own pleasure than to what concerns you: as you are + possessed of discernment I need say no more to you, nor indeed is it + fitting I should say more." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo received this letter, and from it he gathered that Lothario had + already begun his task and that Camilla must have replied to him as he + would have wished; and delighted beyond measure at such intelligence he + sent word to her not to leave his house on any account, as he would very + shortly return. Camilla was astonished at Anselmo's reply, which placed + her in greater perplexity than before, for she neither dared to remain in + her own house, nor yet to go to her parents'; for in remaining her virtue + was imperilled, and in going she was opposing her husband's commands. + Finally she decided upon what was the worse course for her, to remain, + resolving not to fly from the presence of Lothario, that she might not + give food for gossip to her servants; and she now began to regret having + written as she had to her husband, fearing he might imagine that Lothario + had perceived in her some lightness which had impelled him to lay aside + the respect he owed her; but confident of her rectitude she put her trust + in God and in her own virtuous intentions, with which she hoped to resist + in silence all the solicitations of Lothario, without saying anything to + her husband so as not to involve him in any quarrel or trouble; and she + even began to consider how to excuse Lothario to Anselmo when he should + ask her what it was that induced her to write that letter. With these + resolutions, more honourable than judicious or effectual, she remained the + next day listening to Lothario, who pressed his suit so strenuously that + Camilla's firmness began to waver, and her virtue had enough to do to come + to the rescue of her eyes and keep them from showing signs of a certain + tender compassion which the tears and appeals of Lothario had awakened in + her bosom. Lothario observed all this, and it inflamed him all the more. + In short he felt that while Anselmo's absence afforded time and + opportunity he must press the siege of the fortress, and so he assailed + her self-esteem with praises of her beauty, for there is nothing that more + quickly reduces and levels the castle towers of fair women's vanity than + vanity itself upon the tongue of flattery. In fact with the utmost + assiduity he undermined the rock of her purity with such engines that had + Camilla been of brass she must have fallen. He wept, he entreated, he + promised, he flattered, he importuned, he pretended with so much feeling + and apparent sincerity, that he overthrew the virtuous resolves of Camilla + and won the triumph he least expected and most longed for. Camilla + yielded, Camilla fell; but what wonder if the friendship of Lothario could + not stand firm? A clear proof to us that the passion of love is to be + conquered only by flying from it, and that no one should engage in a + struggle with an enemy so mighty; for divine strength is needed to + overcome his human power. Leonela alone knew of her mistress's weakness, + for the two false friends and new lovers were unable to conceal it. + Lothario did not care to tell Camilla the object Anselmo had in view, nor + that he had afforded him the opportunity of attaining such a result, lest + she should undervalue his love and think that it was by chance and without + intending it and not of his own accord that he had made love to her. + </p> + <p> + A few days later Anselmo returned to his house and did not perceive what + it had lost, that which he so lightly treated and so highly prized. He + went at once to see Lothario, and found him at home; they embraced each + other, and Anselmo asked for the tidings of his life or his death. + </p> + <p> + "The tidings I have to give thee, Anselmo my friend," said Lothario, "are + that thou dost possess a wife that is worthy to be the pattern and crown + of all good wives. The words that I have addressed to her were borne away + on the wind, my promises have been despised, my presents have been + refused, such feigned tears as I shed have been turned into open ridicule. + In short, as Camilla is the essence of all beauty, so is she the + treasure-house where purity dwells, and gentleness and modesty abide with + all the virtues that can confer praise, honour, and happiness upon a + woman. Take back thy money, my friend; here it is, and I have had no need + to touch it, for the chastity of Camilla yields not to things so base as + gifts or promises. Be content, Anselmo, and refrain from making further + proof; and as thou hast passed dryshod through the sea of those doubts and + suspicions that are and may be entertained of women, seek not to plunge + again into the deep ocean of new embarrassments, or with another pilot + make trial of the goodness and strength of the bark that Heaven has + granted thee for thy passage across the sea of this world; but reckon + thyself now safe in port, moor thyself with the anchor of sound + reflection, and rest in peace until thou art called upon to pay that debt + which no nobility on earth can escape paying." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo was completely satisfied by the words of Lothario, and believed + them as fully as if they had been spoken by an oracle; nevertheless he + begged of him not to relinquish the undertaking, were it but for the sake + of curiosity and amusement; though thenceforward he need not make use of + the same earnest endeavours as before; all he wished him to do was to + write some verses to her, praising her under the name of Chloris, for he + himself would give her to understand that he was in love with a lady to + whom he had given that name to enable him to sing her praises with the + decorum due to her modesty; and if Lothario were unwilling to take the + trouble of writing the verses he would compose them himself. + </p> + <p> + "That will not be necessary," said Lothario, "for the muses are not such + enemies of mine but that they visit me now and then in the course of the + year. Do thou tell Camilla what thou hast proposed about a pretended amour + of mine; as for the verses I will make them, and if not as good as the + subject deserves, they shall be at least the best I can produce." An + agreement to this effect was made between the friends, the ill-advised one + and the treacherous, and Anselmo returning to his house asked Camilla the + question she already wondered he had not asked before—what it was + that had caused her to write the letter she had sent him. Camilla replied + that it had seemed to her that Lothario looked at her somewhat more freely + than when he had been at home; but that now she was undeceived and + believed it to have been only her own imagination, for Lothario now + avoided seeing her, or being alone with her. Anselmo told her she might be + quite easy on the score of that suspicion, for he knew that Lothario was + in love with a damsel of rank in the city whom he celebrated under the + name of Chloris, and that even if he were not, his fidelity and their + great friendship left no room for fear. Had not Camilla, however, been + informed beforehand by Lothario that this love for Chloris was a pretence, + and that he himself had told Anselmo of it in order to be able sometimes + to give utterance to the praises of Camilla herself, no doubt she would + have fallen into the despairing toils of jealousy; but being forewarned + she received the startling news without uneasiness. + </p> + <p> + The next day as the three were at table Anselmo asked Lothario to recite + something of what he had composed for his mistress Chloris; for as Camilla + did not know her, he might safely say what he liked. + </p> + <p> + "Even did she know her," returned Lothario, "I would hide nothing, for + when a lover praises his lady's beauty, and charges her with cruelty, he + casts no imputation upon her fair name; at any rate, all I can say is that + yesterday I made a sonnet on the ingratitude of this Chloris, which goes + thus: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +At midnight, in the silence, when the eyes + Of happier mortals balmy slumbers close, + The weary tale of my unnumbered woes +To Chloris and to Heaven is wont to rise. +And when the light of day returning dyes + The portals of the east with tints of rose, + With undiminished force my sorrow flows +In broken accents and in burning sighs. +And when the sun ascends his star-girt throne, + And on the earth pours down his midday beams, + Noon but renews my wailing and my tears; +And with the night again goes up my moan. + Yet ever in my agony it seems + To me that neither Heaven nor Chloris hears." +</pre> + <p> + The sonnet pleased Camilla, and still more Anselmo, for he praised it and + said the lady was excessively cruel who made no return for sincerity so + manifest. On which Camilla said, "Then all that love-smitten poets say is + true?" + </p> + <p> + "As poets they do not tell the truth," replied Lothario; "but as lovers + they are not more defective in expression than they are truthful." + </p> + <p> + "There is no doubt of that," observed Anselmo, anxious to support and + uphold Lothario's ideas with Camilla, who was as regardless of his design + as she was deep in love with Lothario; and so taking delight in anything + that was his, and knowing that his thoughts and writings had her for their + object, and that she herself was the real Chloris, she asked him to repeat + some other sonnet or verses if he recollected any. + </p> + <p> + "I do," replied Lothario, "but I do not think it as good as the first one, + or, more correctly speaking, less bad; but you can easily judge, for it is + this. + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +I know that I am doomed; death is to me + As certain as that thou, ungrateful fair, + Dead at thy feet shouldst see me lying, ere +My heart repented of its love for thee. +If buried in oblivion I should be, + Bereft of life, fame, favour, even there + It would be found that I thy image bear +Deep graven in my breast for all to see. +This like some holy relic do I prize + To save me from the fate my truth entails, + Truth that to thy hard heart its vigour owes. +Alas for him that under lowering skies, + In peril o'er a trackless ocean sails, + Where neither friendly port nor pole-star shows." +</pre> + <p> + Anselmo praised this second sonnet too, as he had praised the first; and + so he went on adding link after link to the chain with which he was + binding himself and making his dishonour secure; for when Lothario was + doing most to dishonour him he told him he was most honoured; and thus + each step that Camilla descended towards the depths of her abasement, she + mounted, in his opinion, towards the summit of virtue and fair fame. + </p> + <p> + It so happened that finding herself on one occasion alone with her maid, + Camilla said to her, "I am ashamed to think, my dear Leonela, how lightly + I have valued myself that I did not compel Lothario to purchase by at + least some expenditure of time that full possession of me that I so + quickly yielded him of my own free will. I fear that he will think ill of + my pliancy or lightness, not considering the irresistible influence he + brought to bear upon me." + </p> + <p> + "Let not that trouble you, my lady," said Leonela, "for it does not take + away the value of the thing given or make it the less precious to give it + quickly if it be really valuable and worthy of being prized; nay, they are + wont to say that he who gives quickly gives twice." + </p> + <p> + "They say also," said Camilla, "that what costs little is valued less." + </p> + <p> + "That saying does not hold good in your case," replied Leonela, "for love, + as I have heard say, sometimes flies and sometimes walks; with this one it + runs, with that it moves slowly; some it cools, others it burns; some it + wounds, others it slays; it begins the course of its desires, and at the + same moment completes and ends it; in the morning it will lay siege to a + fortress and by night will have taken it, for there is no power that can + resist it; so what are you in dread of, what do you fear, when the same + must have befallen Lothario, love having chosen the absence of my lord as + the instrument for subduing you? and it was absolutely necessary to + complete then what love had resolved upon, without affording the time to + let Anselmo return and by his presence compel the work to be left + unfinished; for love has no better agent for carrying out his designs than + opportunity; and of opportunity he avails himself in all his feats, + especially at the outset. All this I know well myself, more by experience + than by hearsay, and some day, senora, I will enlighten you on the + subject, for I am of your flesh and blood too. Moreover, lady Camilla, you + did not surrender yourself or yield so quickly but that first you saw + Lothario's whole soul in his eyes, in his sighs, in his words, his + promises and his gifts, and by it and his good qualities perceived how + worthy he was of your love. This, then, being the case, let not these + scrupulous and prudish ideas trouble your imagination, but be assured that + Lothario prizes you as you do him, and rest content and satisfied that as + you are caught in the noose of love it is one of worth and merit that has + taken you, and one that has not only the four S's that they say true + lovers ought to have, but a complete alphabet; only listen to me and you + will see how I can repeat it by rote. He is to my eyes and thinking, + Amiable, Brave, Courteous, Distinguished, Elegant, Fond, Gay, Honourable, + Illustrious, Loyal, Manly, Noble, Open, Polite, Quickwitted, Rich, and the + S's according to the saying, and then Tender, Veracious: X does not suit + him, for it is a rough letter; Y has been given already; and Z Zealous for + your honour." + </p> + <p> + Camilla laughed at her maid's alphabet, and perceived her to be more + experienced in love affairs than she said, which she admitted, confessing + to Camilla that she had love passages with a young man of good birth of + the same city. Camilla was uneasy at this, dreading lest it might prove + the means of endangering her honour, and asked whether her intrigue had + gone beyond words, and she with little shame and much effrontery said it + had; for certain it is that ladies' imprudences make servants shameless, + who, when they see their mistresses make a false step, think nothing of + going astray themselves, or of its being known. All that Camilla could do + was to entreat Leonela to say nothing about her doings to him whom she + called her lover, and to conduct her own affairs secretly lest they should + come to the knowledge of Anselmo or of Lothario. Leonela said she would, + but kept her word in such a way that she confirmed Camilla's apprehension + of losing her reputation through her means; for this abandoned and bold + Leonela, as soon as she perceived that her mistress's demeanour was not + what it was wont to be, had the audacity to introduce her lover into the + house, confident that even if her mistress saw him she would not dare to + expose him; for the sins of mistresses entail this mischief among others; + they make themselves the slaves of their own servants, and are obliged to + hide their laxities and depravities; as was the case with Camilla, who + though she perceived, not once but many times, that Leonela was with her + lover in some room of the house, not only did not dare to chide her, but + afforded her opportunities for concealing him and removed all + difficulties, lest he should be seen by her husband. She was unable, + however, to prevent him from being seen on one occasion, as he sallied + forth at daybreak, by Lothario, who, not knowing who he was, at first took + him for a spectre; but, as soon as he saw him hasten away, muffling his + face with his cloak and concealing himself carefully and cautiously, he + rejected this foolish idea, and adopted another, which would have been the + ruin of all had not Camilla found a remedy. It did not occur to Lothario + that this man he had seen issuing at such an untimely hour from Anselmo's + house could have entered it on Leonela's account, nor did he even remember + there was such a person as Leonela; all he thought was that as Camilla had + been light and yielding with him, so she had been with another; for this + further penalty the erring woman's sin brings with it, that her honour is + distrusted even by him to whose overtures and persuasions she has yielded; + and he believes her to have surrendered more easily to others, and gives + implicit credence to every suspicion that comes into his mind. All + Lothario's good sense seems to have failed him at this juncture; all his + prudent maxims escaped his memory; for without once reflecting rationally, + and without more ado, in his impatience and in the blindness of the + jealous rage that gnawed his heart, and dying to revenge himself upon + Camilla, who had done him no wrong, before Anselmo had risen he hastened + to him and said to him, "Know, Anselmo, that for several days past I have + been struggling with myself, striving to withhold from thee what it is no + longer possible or right that I should conceal from thee. Know that + Camilla's fortress has surrendered and is ready to submit to my will; and + if I have been slow to reveal this fact to thee, it was in order to see if + it were some light caprice of hers, or if she sought to try me and + ascertain if the love I began to make to her with thy permission was made + with a serious intention. I thought, too, that she, if she were what she + ought to be, and what we both believed her, would have ere this given thee + information of my addresses; but seeing that she delays, I believe the + truth of the promise she has given me that the next time thou art absent + from the house she will grant me an interview in the closet where thy + jewels are kept (and it was true that Camilla used to meet him there); but + I do not wish thee to rush precipitately to take vengeance, for the sin is + as yet only committed in intention, and Camilla's may change perhaps + between this and the appointed time, and repentance spring up in its + place. As hitherto thou hast always followed my advice wholly or in part, + follow and observe this that I will give thee now, so that, without + mistake, and with mature deliberation, thou mayest satisfy thyself as to + what may seem the best course; pretend to absent thyself for two or three + days as thou hast been wont to do on other occasions, and contrive to hide + thyself in the closet; for the tapestries and other things there afford + great facilities for thy concealment, and then thou wilt see with thine + own eyes and I with mine what Camilla's purpose may be. And if it be a + guilty one, which may be feared rather than expected, with silence, + prudence, and discretion thou canst thyself become the instrument of + punishment for the wrong done thee." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo was amazed, overwhelmed, and astounded at the words of Lothario, + which came upon him at a time when he least expected to hear them, for he + now looked upon Camilla as having triumphed over the pretended attacks of + Lothario, and was beginning to enjoy the glory of her victory. He remained + silent for a considerable time, looking on the ground with fixed gaze, and + at length said, "Thou hast behaved, Lothario, as I expected of thy + friendship: I will follow thy advice in everything; do as thou wilt, and + keep this secret as thou seest it should be kept in circumstances so + unlooked for." + </p> + <p> + Lothario gave him his word, but after leaving him he repented altogether + of what he had said to him, perceiving how foolishly he had acted, as he + might have revenged himself upon Camilla in some less cruel and degrading + way. He cursed his want of sense, condemned his hasty resolution, and knew + not what course to take to undo the mischief or find some ready escape + from it. At last he decided upon revealing all to Camilla, and, as there + was no want of opportunity for doing so, he found her alone the same day; + but she, as soon as she had the chance of speaking to him, said, "Lothario + my friend, I must tell thee I have a sorrow in my heart which fills it so + that it seems ready to burst; and it will be a wonder if it does not; for + the audacity of Leonela has now reached such a pitch that every night she + conceals a gallant of hers in this house and remains with him till + morning, at the expense of my reputation; inasmuch as it is open to anyone + to question it who may see him quitting my house at such unseasonable + hours; but what distresses me is that I cannot punish or chide her, for + her privity to our intrigue bridles my mouth and keeps me silent about + hers, while I am dreading that some catastrophe will come of it." + </p> + <p> + As Camilla said this Lothario at first imagined it was some device to + delude him into the idea that the man he had seen going out was Leonela's + lover and not hers; but when he saw how she wept and suffered, and begged + him to help her, he became convinced of the truth, and the conviction + completed his confusion and remorse; however, he told Camilla not to + distress herself, as he would take measures to put a stop to the insolence + of Leonela. At the same time he told her what, driven by the fierce rage + of jealousy, he had said to Anselmo, and how he had arranged to hide + himself in the closet that he might there see plainly how little she + preserved her fidelity to him; and he entreated her pardon for this + madness, and her advice as to how to repair it, and escape safely from the + intricate labyrinth in which his imprudence had involved him. Camilla was + struck with alarm at hearing what Lothario said, and with much anger, and + great good sense, she reproved him and rebuked his base design and the + foolish and mischievous resolution he had made; but as woman has by nature + a nimbler wit than man for good and for evil, though it is apt to fail + when she sets herself deliberately to reason, Camilla on the spur of the + moment thought of a way to remedy what was to all appearance irremediable, + and told Lothario to contrive that the next day Anselmo should conceal + himself in the place he mentioned, for she hoped from his concealment to + obtain the means of their enjoying themselves for the future without any + apprehension; and without revealing her purpose to him entirely she + charged him to be careful, as soon as Anselmo was concealed, to come to + her when Leonela should call him, and to all she said to him to answer as + he would have answered had he not known that Anselmo was listening. + Lothario pressed her to explain her intention fully, so that he might with + more certainty and precaution take care to do what he saw to be needful. + </p> + <p> + "I tell you," said Camilla, "there is nothing to take care of except to + answer me what I shall ask you;" for she did not wish to explain to him + beforehand what she meant to do, fearing lest he should be unwilling to + follow out an idea which seemed to her such a good one, and should try or + devise some other less practicable plan. + </p> + <p> + Lothario then retired, and the next day Anselmo, under pretence of going + to his friend's country house, took his departure, and then returned to + conceal himself, which he was able to do easily, as Camilla and Leonela + took care to give him the opportunity; and so he placed himself in hiding + in the state of agitation that it may be imagined he would feel who + expected to see the vitals of his honour laid bare before his eyes, and + found himself on the point of losing the supreme blessing he thought he + possessed in his beloved Camilla. Having made sure of Anselmo's being in + his hiding-place, Camilla and Leonela entered the closet, and the instant + she set foot within it Camilla said, with a deep sigh, "Ah! dear Leonela, + would it not be better, before I do what I am unwilling you should know + lest you should seek to prevent it, that you should take Anselmo's dagger + that I have asked of you and with it pierce this vile heart of mine? But + no; there is no reason why I should suffer the punishment of another's + fault. I will first know what it is that the bold licentious eyes of + Lothario have seen in me that could have encouraged him to reveal to me a + design so base as that which he has disclosed regardless of his friend and + of my honour. Go to the window, Leonela, and call him, for no doubt he is + in the street waiting to carry out his vile project; but mine, cruel it + may be, but honourable, shall be carried out first." + </p> + <p> + "Ah, senora," said the crafty Leonela, who knew her part, "what is it you + want to do with this dagger? Can it be that you mean to take your own + life, or Lothario's? for whichever you mean to do, it will lead to the + loss of your reputation and good name. It is better to dissemble your + wrong and not give this wicked man the chance of entering the house now + and finding us alone; consider, senora, we are weak women and he is a man, + and determined, and as he comes with such a base purpose, blind and urged + by passion, perhaps before you can put yours into execution he may do what + will be worse for you than taking your life. Ill betide my master, + Anselmo, for giving such authority in his house to this shameless fellow! + And supposing you kill him, senora, as I suspect you mean to do, what + shall we do with him when he is dead?" + </p> + <p> + "What, my friend?" replied Camilla, "we shall leave him for Anselmo to + bury him; for in reason it will be to him a light labour to hide his own + infamy under ground. Summon him, make haste, for all the time I delay in + taking vengeance for my wrong seems to me an offence against the loyalty I + owe my husband." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo was listening to all this, and every word that Camilla uttered + made him change his mind; but when he heard that it was resolved to kill + Lothario his first impulse was to come out and show himself to avert such + a disaster; but in his anxiety to see the issue of a resolution so bold + and virtuous he restrained himself, intending to come forth in time to + prevent the deed. At this moment Camilla, throwing herself upon a bed that + was close by, swooned away, and Leonela began to weep bitterly, + exclaiming, "Woe is me! that I should be fated to have dying here in my + arms the flower of virtue upon earth, the crown of true wives, the pattern + of chastity!" with more to the same effect, so that anyone who heard her + would have taken her for the most tender-hearted and faithful handmaid in + the world, and her mistress for another persecuted Penelope. + </p> + <p> + Camilla was not long in recovering from her fainting fit and on coming to + herself she said, "Why do you not go, Leonela, to call hither that friend, + the falsest to his friend the sun ever shone upon or night concealed? + Away, run, haste, speed! lest the fire of my wrath burn itself out with + delay, and the righteous vengeance that I hope for melt away in menaces + and maledictions." + </p> + <p> + "I am just going to call him, senora," said Leonela; "but you must first + give me that dagger, lest while I am gone you should by means of it give + cause to all who love you to weep all their lives." + </p> + <p> + "Go in peace, dear Leonela, I will not do so," said Camilla, "for rash and + foolish as I may be, to your mind, in defending my honour, I am not going + to be so much so as that Lucretia who they say killed herself without + having done anything wrong, and without having first killed him on whom + the guilt of her misfortune lay. I shall die, if I am to die; but it must + be after full vengeance upon him who has brought me here to weep over + audacity that no fault of mine gave birth to." + </p> + <p> + Leonela required much pressing before she would go to summon Lothario, but + at last she went, and while awaiting her return Camilla continued, as if + speaking to herself, "Good God! would it not have been more prudent to + have repulsed Lothario, as I have done many a time before, than to allow + him, as I am now doing, to think me unchaste and vile, even for the short + time I must wait until I undeceive him? No doubt it would have been + better; but I should not be avenged, nor the honour of my husband + vindicated, should he find so clear and easy an escape from the strait + into which his depravity has led him. Let the traitor pay with his life + for the temerity of his wanton wishes, and let the world know (if haply it + shall ever come to know) that Camilla not only preserved her allegiance to + her husband, but avenged him of the man who dared to wrong him. Still, I + think it might be better to disclose this to Anselmo. But then I have + called his attention to it in the letter I wrote to him in the country, + and, if he did nothing to prevent the mischief I there pointed out to him, + I suppose it was that from pure goodness of heart and trustfulness he + would not and could not believe that any thought against his honour could + harbour in the breast of so stanch a friend; nor indeed did I myself + believe it for many days, nor should I have ever believed it if his + insolence had not gone so far as to make it manifest by open presents, + lavish promises, and ceaseless tears. But why do I argue thus? Does a bold + determination stand in need of arguments? Surely not. Then traitors + avaunt! Vengeance to my aid! Let the false one come, approach, advance, + die, yield up his life, and then befall what may. Pure I came to him whom + Heaven bestowed upon me, pure I shall leave him; and at the worst bathed + in my own chaste blood and in the foul blood of the falsest friend that + friendship ever saw in the world;" and as she uttered these words she + paced the room holding the unsheathed dagger, with such irregular and + disordered steps, and such gestures that one would have supposed her to + have lost her senses, and taken her for some violent desperado instead of + a delicate woman. + </p> + <p> + Anselmo, hidden behind some tapestries where he had concealed himself, + beheld and was amazed at all, and already felt that what he had seen and + heard was a sufficient answer to even greater suspicions; and he would + have been now well pleased if the proof afforded by Lothario's coming were + dispensed with, as he feared some sudden mishap; but as he was on the + point of showing himself and coming forth to embrace and undeceive his + wife he paused as he saw Leonela returning, leading Lothario. Camilla when + she saw him, drawing a long line in front of her on the floor with the + dagger, said to him, "Lothario, pay attention to what I say to thee: if by + any chance thou darest to cross this line thou seest, or even approach it, + the instant I see thee attempt it that same instant will I pierce my bosom + with this dagger that I hold in my hand; and before thou answerest me a + word desire thee to listen to a few from me, and afterwards thou shalt + reply as may please thee. First, I desire thee to tell me, Lothario, if + thou knowest my husband Anselmo, and in what light thou regardest him; and + secondly I desire to know if thou knowest me too. Answer me this, without + embarrassment or reflecting deeply what thou wilt answer, for they are no + riddles I put to thee." + </p> + <p> + Lothario was not so dull but that from the first moment when Camilla + directed him to make Anselmo hide himself he understood what she intended + to do, and therefore he fell in with her idea so readily and promptly that + between them they made the imposture look more true than truth; so he + answered her thus: "I did not think, fair Camilla, that thou wert calling + me to ask questions so remote from the object with which I come; but if it + is to defer the promised reward thou art doing so, thou mightst have put + it off still longer, for the longing for happiness gives the more distress + the nearer comes the hope of gaining it; but lest thou shouldst say that I + do not answer thy questions, I say that I know thy husband Anselmo, and + that we have known each other from our earliest years; I will not speak of + what thou too knowest, of our friendship, that I may not compel myself to + testify against the wrong that love, the mighty excuse for greater errors, + makes me inflict upon him. Thee I know and hold in the same estimation as + he does, for were it not so I had not for a lesser prize acted in + opposition to what I owe to my station and the holy laws of true + friendship, now broken and violated by me through that powerful enemy, + love." + </p> + <p> + "If thou dost confess that," returned Camilla, "mortal enemy of all that + rightly deserves to be loved, with what face dost thou dare to come before + one whom thou knowest to be the mirror wherein he is reflected on whom + thou shouldst look to see how unworthily thou wrongest him? But, woe is me, I now + comprehend what has made thee give so little heed to what thou owest to + thyself; it must have been some freedom of mine, for I will not call it + immodesty, as it did not proceed from any deliberate intention, but from + some heedlessness such as women are guilty of through inadvertence when + they think they have no occasion for reserve. But tell me, traitor, when + did I by word or sign give a reply to thy prayers that could awaken in + thee a shadow of hope of attaining thy base wishes? When were not thy + professions of love sternly and scornfully rejected and rebuked? When were + thy frequent pledges and still more frequent gifts believed or accepted? + But as I am persuaded that no one can long persevere in the attempt to win + love unsustained by some hope, I am willing to attribute to myself the + blame of thy assurance, for no doubt some thoughtlessness of mine has all + this time fostered thy hopes; and therefore will I punish myself and + inflict upon myself the penalty thy guilt deserves. And that thou mayest + see that being so relentless to myself I cannot possibly be otherwise to + thee, I have summoned thee to be a witness of the sacrifice I mean to + offer to the injured honour of my honoured husband, wronged by thee with + all the assiduity thou wert capable of, and by me too through want of + caution in avoiding every occasion, if I have given any, of encouraging + and sanctioning thy base designs. Once more I say the suspicion in my mind + that some imprudence of mine has engendered these lawless thoughts in + thee, is what causes me most distress and what I desire most to punish + with my own hands, for were any other instrument of punishment employed my + error might become perhaps more widely known; but before I do so, in my + death I mean to inflict death, and take with me one that will fully + satisfy my longing for the revenge I hope for and have; for I shall see, + wheresoever it may be that I go, the penalty awarded by inflexible, + unswerving justice on him who has placed me in a position so desperate." + </p> + <p> + As she uttered these words, with incredible energy and swiftness she flew + upon Lothario with the naked dagger, so manifestly bent on burying it in + his breast that he was almost uncertain whether these demonstrations were + real or feigned, for he was obliged to have recourse to all his skill and + strength to prevent her from striking him; and with such reality did she + act this strange farce and mystification that, to give it a colour of + truth, she determined to stain it with her own blood; for perceiving, or + pretending, that she could not wound Lothario, she said, "Fate, it seems, + will not grant my just desire complete satisfaction, but it will not be + able to keep me from satisfying it partially at least;" and making an + effort to free the hand with the dagger which Lothario held in his grasp, + she released it, and directing the point to a place where it could not + inflict a deep wound, she plunged it into her left side high up close to + the shoulder, and then allowed herself to fall to the ground as if in a + faint. + </p> + <p> + Leonela and Lothario stood amazed and astounded at the catastrophe, and + seeing Camilla stretched on the ground and bathed in her blood they were + still uncertain as to the true nature of the act. Lothario, terrified and + breathless, ran in haste to pluck out the dagger; but when he saw how + slight the wound was he was relieved of his fears and once more admired + the subtlety, coolness, and ready wit of the fair Camilla; and the better + to support the part he had to play he began to utter profuse and doleful + lamentations over her body as if she were dead, invoking maledictions not + only on himself but also on him who had been the means of placing him in + such a position: and knowing that his friend Anselmo heard him he spoke in + such a way as to make a listener feel much more pity for him than for + Camilla, even though he supposed her dead. Leonela took her up in her arms + and laid her on the bed, entreating Lothario to go in quest of some one to + attend to her wound in secret, and at the same time asking his advice and + opinion as to what they should say to Anselmo about his lady's wound if he + should chance to return before it was healed. He replied they might say + what they liked, for he was not in a state to give advice that would be of + any use; all he could tell her was to try and stanch the blood, as he was + going where he should never more be seen; and with every appearance of + deep grief and sorrow he left the house; but when he found himself alone, + and where there was nobody to see him, he crossed himself unceasingly, + lost in wonder at the adroitness of Camilla and the consistent acting of + Leonela. He reflected how convinced Anselmo would be that he had a second + Portia for a wife, and he looked forward anxiously to meeting him in order + to rejoice together over falsehood and truth the most craftily veiled that + could be imagined. + </p> + <p> + Leonela, as he told her, stanched her lady's blood, which was no more than + sufficed to support her deception; and washing the wound with a little + wine she bound it up to the best of her skill, talking all the time she + was tending her in a strain that, even if nothing else had been said + before, would have been enough to assure Anselmo that he had in Camilla a + model of purity. To Leonela's words Camilla added her own, calling herself + cowardly and wanting in spirit, since she had not enough at the time she + had most need of it to rid herself of the life she so much loathed. She + asked her attendant's advice as to whether or not she ought to inform her + beloved husband of all that had happened, but the other bade her say + nothing about it, as she would lay upon him the obligation of taking + vengeance on Lothario, which he could not do but at great risk to himself; + and it was the duty of a true wife not to give her husband provocation to + quarrel, but, on the contrary, to remove it as far as possible from him. + </p> + <p> + Camilla replied that she believed she was right and that she would follow + her advice, but at any rate it would be well to consider how she was to + explain the wound to Anselmo, for he could not help seeing it; to which + Leonela answered that she did not know how to tell a lie even in jest. + </p> + <p> + "How then can I know, my dear?" said Camilla, "for I should not dare to + forge or keep up a falsehood if my life depended on it. If we can think of + no escape from this difficulty, it will be better to tell him the plain + truth than that he should find us out in an untrue story." + </p> + <p> + "Be not uneasy, senora," said Leonela; "between this and to-morrow I will + think of what we must say to him, and perhaps the wound being where it is + it can be hidden from his sight, and Heaven will be pleased to aid us in a + purpose so good and honourable. Compose yourself, senora, and endeavour to + calm your excitement lest my lord find you agitated; and leave the rest to + my care and God's, who always supports good intentions." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo had with the deepest attention listened to and seen played out the + tragedy of the death of his honour, which the performers acted with such + wonderfully effective truth that it seemed as if they had become the + realities of the parts they played. He longed for night and an opportunity + of escaping from the house to go and see his good friend Lothario, and + with him give vent to his joy over the precious pearl he had gained in + having established his wife's purity. Both mistress and maid took care to + give him time and opportunity to get away, and taking advantage of it he + made his escape, and at once went in quest of Lothario, and it would be + impossible to describe how he embraced him when he found him, and the + things he said to him in the joy of his heart, and the praises he bestowed + upon Camilla; all which Lothario listened to without being able to show + any pleasure, for he could not forget how deceived his friend was, and how + dishonourably he had wronged him; and though Anselmo could see that + Lothario was not glad, still he imagined it was only because he had left + Camilla wounded and had been himself the cause of it; and so among other + things he told him not to be distressed about Camilla's accident, for, as + they had agreed to hide it from him, the wound was evidently trifling; and + that being so, he had no cause for fear, but should henceforward be of + good cheer and rejoice with him, seeing that by his means and adroitness + he found himself raised to the greatest height of happiness that he could + have ventured to hope for, and desired no better pastime than making + verses in praise of Camilla that would preserve her name for all time to + come. Lothario commended his purpose, and promised on his own part to aid + him in raising a monument so glorious. + </p> + <p> + And so Anselmo was left the most charmingly hoodwinked man there could be + in the world. He himself, persuaded he was conducting the instrument of + his glory, led home by the hand of him who had been the utter destruction of + his good name; whom Camilla received with averted countenance, though with + smiles in her heart. The deception was carried on for some time, until at + the end of a few months Fortune turned her wheel and the guilt which had + been until then so skilfully concealed was published abroad, and Anselmo + paid with his life the penalty of his ill-advised curiosity. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch35" id="ch35"></a>CHAPTER XXXV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS BATTLE DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH + CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, AND BRINGS THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED + CURIOSITY" TO A CLOSE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + There remained but little more of the novel to be read, when Sancho Panza + burst forth in wild excitement from the garret where Don Quixote was + lying, shouting, "Run, sirs! quick; and help my master, who is in the + thick of the toughest and stiffest battle I ever laid eyes on. By the + living God he has given the giant, the enemy of my lady the Princess + Micomicona, such a slash that he has sliced his head clean off as if it + were a turnip." + </p> + <p> + "What are you talking about, brother?" said the curate, pausing as he was + about to read the remainder of the novel. "Are you in your senses, Sancho? + How the devil can it be as you say, when the giant is two thousand leagues + away?" + </p> + <p> + Here they heard a loud noise in the chamber, and Don Quixote shouting out, + "Stand, thief, brigand, villain; now I have got thee, and thy scimitar + shall not avail thee!" And then it seemed as though he were slashing + vigorously at the wall. + </p> + <p> + "Don't stop to listen," said Sancho, "but go in and part them or help my + master: though there is no need of that now, for no doubt the giant is + dead by this time and giving account to God of his past wicked life; for I + saw the blood flowing on the ground, and the head cut off and fallen on + one side, and it is as big as a large wine-skin." + </p> + <p> + "May I die," said the landlord at this, "if Don Quixote or Don Devil has + not been slashing some of the skins of red wine that stand full at his + bed's head, and the spilt wine must be what this good fellow takes for + blood;" and so saying he went into the room and the rest after him, and + there they found Don Quixote in the strangest costume in the world. He was + in his shirt, which was not long enough in front to cover his thighs + completely and was six fingers shorter behind; his legs were very long and + lean, covered with hair, and anything but clean; on his head he had a + little greasy red cap that belonged to the host, round his left arm he had + rolled the blanket of the bed, to which Sancho, for reasons best known to + himself, owed a grudge, and in his right hand he held his unsheathed + sword, with which he was slashing about on all sides, uttering + exclamations as if he were actually fighting some giant: and the best of + it was his eyes were not open, for he was fast asleep, and dreaming that + he was doing battle with the giant. For his imagination was so wrought + upon by the adventure he was going to accomplish, that it made him dream + he had already reached the kingdom of Micomicon, and was engaged in combat + with his enemy; and believing he was laying on the giant, he had given so + many sword cuts to the skins that the whole room was full of wine. On + seeing this the landlord was so enraged that he fell on Don Quixote, and + with his clenched fist began to pummel him in such a way, that if Cardenio + and the curate had not dragged him off, he would have brought the war of + the giant to an end. But in spite of all the poor gentleman never woke + until the barber brought a great pot of cold water from the well and flung + it with one dash all over his body, on which Don Quixote woke up, but not + so completely as to understand what was the matter. Dorothea, seeing how + short and slight his attire was, would not go in to witness the battle + between her champion and her opponent. As for Sancho, he went searching + all over the floor for the head of the giant, and not finding it he said, + "I see now that it's all enchantment in this house; for the last time, on + this very spot where I am now, I got ever so many thumps without knowing + who gave them to me, or being able to see anybody; and now this head is + not to be seen anywhere about, though I saw it cut off with my own eyes + and the blood running from the body as if from a fountain." + </p> + <p> + "What blood and fountains are you talking about, enemy of God and his + saints?" said the landlord. "Don't you see, you thief, that the blood and + the fountain are only these skins here that have been stabbed and the red + wine swimming all over the room?—and I wish I saw the soul of him + that stabbed them swimming in hell." + </p> + <p> + "I know nothing about that," said Sancho; "all I know is it will be my bad + luck that through not finding this head my county will melt away like salt + in water;"—for Sancho awake was worse than his master asleep, so + much had his master's promises addled his wits. + </p> + <p> + The landlord was beside himself at the coolness of the squire and the + mischievous doings of the master, and swore it should not be like the last + time when they went without paying; and that their privileges of chivalry + should not hold good this time to let one or other of them off without + paying, even to the cost of the plugs that would have to be put to the + damaged wine-skins. The curate was holding Don Quixote's hands, who, + fancying he had now ended the adventure and was in the presence of the + Princess Micomicona, knelt before the curate and said, "Exalted and + beauteous lady, your highness may live from this day forth fearless of any + harm this base being could do you; and I too from this day forth am + released from the promise I gave you, since by the help of God on high and + by the favour of her by whom I live and breathe, I have fulfilled it so + successfully." + </p> + <p> + "Did not I say so?" said Sancho on hearing this. "You see I wasn't drunk; + there you see my master has already salted the giant; there's no doubt + about the bulls; my county is all right!" + </p> + <p> + Who could have helped laughing at the absurdities of the pair, master and + man? And laugh they did, all except the landlord, who cursed himself; but + at length the barber, Cardenio, and the curate contrived with no small + trouble to get Don Quixote on the bed, and he fell asleep with every + appearance of excessive weariness. They left him to sleep, and came out to + the gate of the inn to console Sancho Panza on not having found the head + of the giant; but much more work had they to appease the landlord, who was + furious at the sudden death of his wine-skins; and said the landlady half + scolding, half crying, "At an evil moment and in an unlucky hour he came + into my house, this knight-errant—would that I had never set eyes on + him, for dear he has cost me; the last time he went off with the overnight + score against him for supper, bed, straw, and barley, for himself and his + squire and a hack and an ass, saying he was a knight adventurer—God + send unlucky adventures to him and all the adventurers in the world—and + therefore not bound to pay anything, for it was so settled by the + knight-errantry tariff: and then, all because of him, came the other + gentleman and carried off my tail, and gives it back more than two + cuartillos the worse, all stripped of its hair, so that it is no use for + my husband's purpose; and then, for a finishing touch to all, to burst my + wine-skins and spill my wine! I wish I saw his own blood spilt! But let + him not deceive himself, for, by the bones of my father and the shade of + my mother, they shall pay me down every quarts; or my name is not what it + is, and I am not my father's daughter." All this and more to the same + effect the landlady delivered with great irritation, and her good maid + Maritornes backed her up, while the daughter held her peace and smiled + from time to time. The curate smoothed matters by promising to make good + all losses to the best of his power, not only as regarded the wine-skins + but also the wine, and above all the depreciation of the tail which they + set such store by. Dorothea comforted Sancho, telling him that she pledged + herself, as soon as it should appear certain that his master had + decapitated the giant, and she found herself peacefully established in her + kingdom, to bestow upon him the best county there was in it. With this + Sancho consoled himself, and assured the princess she might rely upon it + that he had seen the head of the giant, and more by token it had a beard + that reached to the girdle, and that if it was not to be seen now it was + because everything that happened in that house went by enchantment, as he + himself had proved the last time he had lodged there. Dorothea said she + fully believed it, and that he need not be uneasy, for all would go well + and turn out as he wished. All therefore being appeased, the curate was + anxious to go on with the novel, as he saw there was but little more left + to read. Dorothea and the others begged him to finish it, and he, as he + was willing to please them, and enjoyed reading it himself, continued the + tale in these words: + </p> + <p> + The result was, that from the confidence Anselmo felt in Camilla's virtue, + he lived happy and free from anxiety, and Camilla purposely looked coldly + on Lothario, that Anselmo might suppose her feelings towards him to be the + opposite of what they were; and the better to support the position, + Lothario begged to be excused from coming to the house, as the displeasure + with which Camilla regarded his presence was plain to be seen. But the + befooled Anselmo said he would on no account allow such a thing, and so in + a thousand ways he became the author of his own dishonour, while he + believed he was insuring his happiness. Meanwhile the satisfaction with + which Leonela saw herself empowered to carry on her amour reached such a + height that, regardless of everything else, she followed her inclinations + unrestrainedly, feeling confident that her mistress would screen her, and + even show her how to manage it safely. At last one night Anselmo heard + footsteps in Leonela's room, and on trying to enter to see who it was, he + found that the door was held against him, which made him all the more + determined to open it; and exerting his strength he forced it open, and + entered the room in time to see a man leaping through the window into the + street. He ran quickly to seize him or discover who he was, but he was + unable to effect either purpose, for Leonela flung her arms round him + crying, "Be calm, senor; do not give way to passion or follow him who has + escaped from this; he belongs to me, and in fact he is my husband." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo would not believe it, but blind with rage drew a dagger and + threatened to stab Leonela, bidding her tell the truth or he would kill + her. She, in her fear, not knowing what she was saying, exclaimed, "Do not + kill me, senor, for I can tell you things more important than any you can + imagine." + </p> + <p> + "Tell me then at once or thou diest," said Anselmo. + </p> + <p> + "It would be impossible for me now," said Leonela, "I am so agitated: + leave me till to-morrow, and then you shall hear from me what will fill + you with astonishment; but rest assured that he who leaped through the + window is a young man of this city, who has given me his promise to become + my husband." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo was appeased with this, and was content to wait the time she asked + of him, for he never expected to hear anything against Camilla, so + satisfied and sure of her virtue was he; and so he quitted the room, and + left Leonela locked in, telling her she should not come out until she had + told him all she had to make known to him. He went at once to see Camilla, + and tell her, as he did, all that had passed between him and her handmaid, + and the promise she had given him to inform him matters of serious + importance. + </p> + <p> + There is no need of saying whether Camilla was agitated or not, for so + great was her fear and dismay, that, making sure, as she had good reason + to do, that Leonela would tell Anselmo all she knew of her faithlessness, + she had not the courage to wait and see if her suspicions were confirmed; + and that same night, as soon as she thought that Anselmo was asleep, she + packed up the most valuable jewels she had and some money, and without + being observed by anybody escaped from the house and betook herself to + Lothario's, to whom she related what had occurred, imploring him to convey + her to some place of safety or fly with her where they might be safe from + Anselmo. The state of perplexity to which Camilla reduced Lothario was + such that he was unable to utter a word in reply, still less to decide + upon what he should do. At length he resolved to conduct her to a convent + of which a sister of his was prioress; Camilla agreed to this, and with + the speed which the circumstances demanded, Lothario took her to the + convent and left her there, and then himself quitted the city without + letting anyone know of his departure. + </p> + <p> + As soon as daylight came Anselmo, without missing Camilla from his side, + rose eager to learn what Leonela had to tell him, and hastened to the room + where he had locked her in. He opened the door, entered, but found no + Leonela; all he found was some sheets knotted to the window, a plain proof + that she had let herself down from it and escaped. He returned, uneasy, to + tell Camilla, but not finding her in bed or anywhere in the house he was + lost in amazement. He asked the servants of the house about her, but none + of them could give him any explanation. As he was going in search of + Camilla it happened by chance that he observed her boxes were lying open, + and that the greater part of her jewels were gone; and now he became fully + aware of his disgrace, and that Leonela was not the cause of his + misfortune; and, just as he was, without delaying to dress himself + completely, he repaired, sad at heart and dejected, to his friend Lothario + to make known his sorrow to him; but when he failed to find him and the + servants reported that he had been absent from his house all night and had + taken with him all the money he had, he felt as though he were losing his + senses; and to make all complete on returning to his own house he found it + deserted and empty, not one of all his servants, male or female, remaining + in it. He knew not what to think, or say, or do, and his reason seemed to + be deserting him little by little. He reviewed his position, and saw + himself in a moment left without wife, friend, or servants, abandoned, he + felt, by the heaven above him, and more than all robbed of his honour, for + in Camilla's disappearance he saw his own ruin. After long reflection he + resolved at last to go to his friend's village, where he had been staying + when he afforded opportunities for the contrivance of this complication of + misfortune. He locked the doors of his house, mounted his horse, and with + a broken spirit set out on his journey; but he had hardly gone half-way + when, harassed by his reflections, he had to dismount and tie his horse to + a tree, at the foot of which he threw himself, giving vent to piteous + heartrending sighs; and there he remained till nearly nightfall, when he + observed a man approaching on horseback from the city, of whom, after + saluting him, he asked what was the news in Florence. + </p> + <p> + The citizen replied, "The strangest that have been heard for many a day; + for it is reported abroad that Lothario, the great friend of the wealthy + Anselmo, who lived at San Giovanni, carried off last night Camilla, the + wife of Anselmo, who also has disappeared. All this has been told by a + maid-servant of Camilla's, whom the governor found last night lowering + herself by a sheet from the windows of Anselmo's house. I know not indeed, + precisely, how the affair came to pass; all I know is that the whole city + is wondering at the occurrence, for no one could have expected a thing of + the kind, seeing the great and intimate friendship that existed between + them, so great, they say, that they were called 'The Two Friends.'" + </p> + <p> + "Is it known at all," said Anselmo, "what road Lothario and Camilla took?" + </p> + <p> + "Not in the least," said the citizen, "though the governor has been very + active in searching for them." + </p> + <p> + "God speed you, senor," said Anselmo. + </p> + <p> + "God be with you," said the citizen and went his way. + </p> + <p> + This disastrous intelligence almost robbed Anselmo not only of his senses + but of his life. He got up as well as he was able and reached the house of + his friend, who as yet knew nothing of his misfortune, but seeing him come + pale, worn, and haggard, perceived that he was suffering some heavy + affliction. Anselmo at once begged to be allowed to retire to rest, and to + be given writing materials. His wish was complied with and he was left + lying down and alone, for he desired this, and even that the door should + be locked. Finding himself alone he so took to heart the thought of his + misfortune that by the signs of death he felt within him he knew well his + life was drawing to a close, and therefore he resolved to leave behind him + a declaration of the cause of his strange end. He began to write, but + before he had put down all he meant to say, his breath failed him and he + yielded up his life, a victim to the suffering which his ill-advised + curiosity had entailed upon him. The master of the house observing that it + was now late and that Anselmo did not call, determined to go in and + ascertain if his indisposition was increasing, and found him lying on his + face, his body partly in the bed, partly on the writing-table, on which he + lay with the written paper open and the pen still in his hand. Having + first called to him without receiving any answer, his host approached him, + and taking him by the hand, found that it was cold, and saw that he was + dead. Greatly surprised and distressed he summoned the household to + witness the sad fate which had befallen Anselmo; and then he read the + paper, the handwriting of which he recognised as his, and which contained + these words: + </p> + <p> + "A foolish and ill-advised desire has robbed me of life. If the news of my + death should reach the ears of Camilla, let her know that I forgive her, + for she was not bound to perform miracles, nor ought I to have required + her to perform them; and since I have been the author of my own dishonour, + there is no reason why-" + </p> + <p> + So far Anselmo had written, and thus it was plain that at this point, + before he could finish what he had to say, his life came to an end. The + next day his friend sent intelligence of his death to his relatives, who + had already ascertained his misfortune, as well as the convent where + Camilla lay almost on the point of accompanying her husband on that + inevitable journey, not on account of the tidings of his death, but + because of those she received of her lover's departure. Although she saw + herself a widow, it is said she refused either to quit the convent or take + the veil, until, not long afterwards, intelligence reached her that + Lothario had been killed in a battle in which M. de Lautrec had been + recently engaged with the Great Captain Gonzalo Fernandez de Cordova in + the kingdom of Naples, whither her too late repentant lover had repaired. + On learning this Camilla took the veil, and shortly afterwards died, worn + out by grief and melancholy. This was the end of all three, an end that + came of a thoughtless beginning. + </p> + <p> + "I like this novel," said the curate; "but I cannot persuade myself of its + truth; and if it has been invented, the author's invention is faulty, for + it is impossible to imagine any husband so foolish as to try such a costly + experiment as Anselmo's. If it had been represented as occurring between a + gallant and his mistress it might pass; but between husband and wife there + is something of an impossibility about it. As to the way in which the + story is told, however, I have no fault to find." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch36" id="ch36"></a>CHAPTER XXXVI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT OCCURRED AT THE INN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c36a" id="c36a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c36a.jpg (124K)" src="images/c36a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c36a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Just at that instant the landlord, who was standing at the gate of the + inn, exclaimed, "Here comes a fine troop of guests; if they stop here we + may say gaudeamus." + </p> + <p> + "What are they?" said Cardenio. + </p> + <p> + "Four men," said the landlord, "riding a la jineta, with lances and + bucklers, and all with black veils, and with them there is a woman in + white on a side-saddle, whose face is also veiled, and two attendants on + foot." + </p> + <p> + "Are they very near?" said the curate. + </p> + <p> + "So near," answered the landlord, "that here they come." + </p> + <p> + Hearing this Dorothea covered her face, and Cardenio retreated into Don + Quixote's room, and they hardly had time to do so before the whole party + the host had described entered the inn, and the four that were on + horseback, who were of highbred appearance and bearing, dismounted, and + came forward to take down the woman who rode on the side-saddle, and one + of them taking her in his arms placed her in a chair that stood at the + entrance of the room where Cardenio had hidden himself. All this time + neither she nor they had removed their veils or spoken a word, only on + sitting down on the chair the woman gave a deep sigh and let her arms fall + like one that was ill and weak. The attendants on foot then led the horses + away to the stable. Observing this the curate, curious to know who these + people in such a dress and preserving such silence were, went to where the + servants were standing and put the question to one of them, who answered + him. + </p> + <p> + "Faith, sir, I cannot tell you who they are, I only know they seem to be + people of distinction, particularly he who advanced to take the lady you + saw in his arms; and I say so because all the rest show him respect, and + nothing is done except what he directs and orders." + </p> + <p> + "And the lady, who is she?" asked the curate. + </p> + <p> + "That I cannot tell you either," said the servant, "for I have not seen + her face all the way: I have indeed heard her sigh many times and utter + such groans that she seems to be giving up the ghost every time; but it is + no wonder if we do not know more than we have told you, as my comrade and + I have only been in their company two days, for having met us on the road + they begged and persuaded us to accompany them to Andalusia, promising to + pay us well." + </p> + <p> + "And have you heard any of them called by his name?" asked the curate. + </p> + <p> + "No, indeed," replied the servant; "they all preserve a marvellous silence + on the road, for not a sound is to be heard among them except the poor + lady's sighs and sobs, which make us pity her; and we feel sure that + wherever it is she is going, it is against her will, and as far as one can + judge from her dress she is a nun or, what is more likely, about to become + one; and perhaps it is because taking the vows is not of her own free + will, that she is so unhappy as she seems to be." + </p> + <p> + "That may well be," said the curate, and leaving them he returned to where + Dorothea was, who, hearing the veiled lady sigh, moved by natural + compassion drew near to her and said, "What are you suffering from, + senora? If it be anything that women are accustomed and know how to + relieve, I offer you my services with all my heart." + </p> + <p> + To this the unhappy lady made no reply; and though Dorothea repeated her + offers more earnestly she still kept silence, until the gentleman with the + veil, who, the servant said, was obeyed by the rest, approached and said + to Dorothea, "Do not give yourself the trouble, senora, of making any + offers to that woman, for it is her way to give no thanks for anything + that is done for her; and do not try to make her answer unless you want to + hear some lie from her lips." + </p> + <p> + "I have never told a lie," was the immediate reply of her who had been + silent until now; "on the contrary, it is because I am so truthful and so + ignorant of lying devices that I am now in this miserable condition; and + this I call you yourself to witness, for it is my unstained truth that has + made you false and a liar." + </p> + <p> + Cardenio heard these words clearly and distinctly, being quite close to + the speaker, for there was only the door of Don Quixote's room between + them, and the instant he did so, uttering a loud exclamation he cried, + "Good God! what is this I hear? What voice is this that has reached my + ears?" Startled at the voice the lady turned her head; and not seeing the + speaker she stood up and attempted to enter the room; observing which the + gentleman held her back, preventing her from moving a step. In her + agitation and sudden movement the silk with which she had covered her face + fell off and disclosed a countenance of incomparable and marvellous + beauty, but pale and terrified; for she kept turning her eyes, everywhere + she could direct her gaze, with an eagerness that made her look as if she + had lost her senses, and so marked that it excited the pity of Dorothea + and all who beheld her, though they knew not what caused it. The gentleman + grasped her firmly by the shoulders, and being so fully occupied with + holding her back, he was unable to put a hand to his veil which was + falling off, as it did at length entirely, and Dorothea, who was holding + the lady in her arms, raising her eyes saw that he who likewise held her + was her husband, Don Fernando. The instant she recognised him, with a + prolonged plaintive cry drawn from the depths of her heart, she fell + backwards fainting, and but for the barber being close by to catch her in + his arms, she would have fallen completely to the ground. The curate at + once hastened to uncover her face and throw water on it, and as he did so + Don Fernando, for he it was who held the other in his arms, recognised her + and stood as if death-stricken by the sight; not, however, relaxing his + grasp of Luscinda, for it was she that was struggling to release herself + from his hold, having recognised Cardenio by his voice, as he had + recognised her. Cardenio also heard Dorothea's cry as she fell fainting, + and imagining that it came from his Luscinda burst forth in terror from + the room, and the first thing he saw was Don Fernando with Luscinda in his + arms. Don Fernando, too, knew Cardenio at once; and all three, Luscinda, + Cardenio, and Dorothea, stood in silent amazement scarcely knowing what + had happened to them. + </p> + <p> + They gazed at one another without speaking, Dorothea at Don Fernando, Don + Fernando at Cardenio, Cardenio at Luscinda, and Luscinda at Cardenio. The + first to break silence was Luscinda, who thus addressed Don Fernando: + "Leave me, Senor Don Fernando, for the sake of what you owe to yourself; + if no other reason will induce you, leave me to cling to the wall of which + I am the ivy, to the support from which neither your importunities, nor + your threats, nor your promises, nor your gifts have been able to detach + me. See how Heaven, by ways strange and hidden from our sight, has brought + me face to face with my true husband; and well you know by dear-bought + experience that death alone will be able to efface him from my memory. May + this plain declaration, then, lead you, as you can do nothing else, to + turn your love into rage, your affection into resentment, and so to take + my life; for if I yield it up in the presence of my beloved husband I + count it well bestowed; it may be by my death he will be convinced that I + kept my faith to him to the last moment of life." + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile Dorothea had come to herself, and had heard Luscinda's words, by + means of which she divined who she was; but seeing that Don Fernando did + not yet release her or reply to her, summoning up her resolution as well + as she could she rose and knelt at his feet, and with a flood of bright + and touching tears addressed him thus: + </p> + <p> + "If, my lord, the beams of that sun that thou holdest eclipsed in thine + arms did not dazzle and rob thine eyes of sight thou wouldst have seen by + this time that she who kneels at thy feet is, so long as thou wilt have it + so, the unhappy and unfortunate Dorothea. I am that lowly peasant girl + whom thou in thy goodness or for thy pleasure wouldst raise high enough to + call herself thine; I am she who in the seclusion of innocence led a + contented life until at the voice of thy importunity, and thy true and + tender passion, as it seemed, she opened the gates of her modesty and + surrendered to thee the keys of her liberty; a gift received by thee but + thanklessly, as is clearly shown by my forced retreat to the place where + thou dost find me, and by thy appearance under the circumstances in which + I see thee. Nevertheless, I would not have thee suppose that I have come + here driven by my shame; it is only grief and sorrow at seeing myself + forgotten by thee that have led me. It was thy will to make me thine, and + thou didst so follow thy will, that now, even though thou repentest, thou + canst not help being mine. Bethink thee, my lord, the unsurpassable + affection I bear thee may compensate for the beauty and noble birth for + which thou wouldst desert me. Thou canst not be the fair Luscinda's + because thou art mine, nor can she be thine because she is Cardenio's; and + it will be easier, remember, to bend thy will to love one who adores thee, + than to lead one to love thee who abhors thee now. Thou didst address + thyself to my simplicity, thou didst lay siege to my virtue, thou wert not + ignorant of my station, well dost thou know how I yielded wholly to thy + will; there is no ground or reason for thee to plead deception, and if it + be so, as it is, and if thou art a Christian as thou art a gentleman, why + dost thou by such subterfuges put off making me as happy at last as thou + didst at first? And if thou wilt not have me for what I am, thy true and + lawful wife, at least take and accept me as thy slave, for so long as I am + thine I will count myself happy and fortunate. Do not by deserting me let + my shame become the talk of the gossips in the streets; make not the old + age of my parents miserable; for the loyal services they as faithful + vassals have ever rendered thine are not deserving of such a return; and + if thou thinkest it will debase thy blood to mingle it with mine, reflect + that there is little or no nobility in the world that has not travelled + the same road, and that in illustrious lineages it is not the woman's + blood that is of account; and, moreover, that true nobility consists in + virtue, and if thou art wanting in that, refusing me what in justice thou + owest me, then even I have higher claims to nobility than thine. To make + an end, senor, these are my last words to thee: whether thou wilt, or wilt + not, I am thy wife; witness thy words, which must not and ought not to be + false, if thou dost pride thyself on that for want of which thou scornest + me; witness the pledge which thou didst give me, and witness Heaven, which + thou thyself didst call to witness the promise thou hadst made me; and if + all this fail, thy own conscience will not fail to lift up its silent + voice in the midst of all thy gaiety, and vindicate the truth of what I + say and mar thy highest pleasure and enjoyment." + </p> + <p> + All this and more the injured Dorothea delivered with such earnest feeling + and such tears that all present, even those who came with Don Fernando, + were constrained to join her in them. Don Fernando listened to her without + replying, until, ceasing to speak, she gave way to such sobs and sighs + that it must have been a heart of brass that was not softened by the sight + of so great sorrow. Luscinda stood regarding her with no less compassion + for her sufferings than admiration for her intelligence and beauty, and + would have gone to her to say some words of comfort to her, but was + prevented by Don Fernando's grasp which held her fast. He, overwhelmed + with confusion and astonishment, after regarding Dorothea for some moments + with a fixed gaze, opened his arms, and, releasing Luscinda, exclaimed: + </p> + <p> + "Thou hast conquered, fair Dorothea, thou hast conquered, for it is + impossible to have the heart to deny the united force of so many truths." + </p> + <p> + Luscinda in her feebleness was on the point of falling to the ground when + Don Fernando released her, but Cardenio, who stood near, having retreated + behind Don Fernando to escape recognition, casting fear aside and + regardless of what might happen, ran forward to support her, and said as + he clasped her in his arms, "If Heaven in its compassion is willing to let + thee rest at last, mistress of my heart, true, constant, and fair, nowhere + canst thou rest more safely than in these arms that now receive thee, and + received thee before when fortune permitted me to call thee mine." + </p> + <p> + At these words Luscinda looked up at Cardenio, at first beginning to + recognise him by his voice and then satisfying herself by her eyes that it + was he, and hardly knowing what she did, and heedless of all + considerations of decorum, she flung her arms around his neck and pressing + her face close to his, said, "Yes, my dear lord, you are the true master + of this your slave, even though adverse fate interpose again, and fresh + dangers threaten this life that hangs on yours." + </p> + <p> + A strange sight was this for Don Fernando and those that stood around, + filled with surprise at an incident so unlooked for. Dorothea fancied that + Don Fernando changed colour and looked as though he meant to take + vengeance on Cardenio, for she observed him put his hand to his sword; and + the instant the idea struck her, with wonderful quickness she clasped him + round the knees, and kissing them and holding him so as to prevent his + moving, she said, while her tears continued to flow, "What is it thou + wouldst do, my only refuge, in this unforeseen event? Thou hast thy wife + at thy feet, and she whom thou wouldst have for thy wife is in the arms of + her husband: reflect whether it will be right for thee, whether it will be + possible for thee to undo what Heaven has done, or whether it will be + becoming in thee to seek to raise her to be thy mate who in spite of every + obstacle, and strong in her truth and constancy, is before thine eyes, + bathing with the tears of love the face and bosom of her lawful husband. + For God's sake I entreat of thee, for thine own I implore thee, let not + this open manifestation rouse thy anger; but rather so calm it as to allow + these two lovers to live in peace and quiet without any interference from + thee so long as Heaven permits them; and in so doing thou wilt prove the + generosity of thy lofty noble spirit, and the world shall see that with + thee reason has more influence than passion." + </p> + <p> + All the time Dorothea was speaking, Cardenio, though he held Luscinda in + his arms, never took his eyes off Don Fernando, determined, if he saw him + make any hostile movement, to try and defend himself and resist as best he + could all who might assail him, though it should cost him his life. But + now Don Fernando's friends, as well as the curate and the barber, who had + been present all the while, not forgetting the worthy Sancho Panza, ran + forward and gathered round Don Fernando, entreating him to have regard for + the tears of Dorothea, and not suffer her reasonable hopes to be + disappointed, since, as they firmly believed, what she said was but the + truth; and bidding him observe that it was not, as it might seem, by + accident, but by a special disposition of Providence that they had all met + in a place where no one could have expected a meeting. And the curate bade + him remember that only death could part Luscinda from Cardenio; that even + if some sword were to separate them they would think their death most + happy; and that in a case that admitted of no remedy his wisest course + was, by conquering and putting a constraint upon himself, to show a + generous mind, and of his own accord suffer these two to enjoy the + happiness Heaven had granted them. He bade him, too, turn his eyes upon + the beauty of Dorothea and he would see that few if any could equal much + less excel her; while to that beauty should be added her modesty and the + surpassing love she bore him. But besides all this, he reminded him that + if he prided himself on being a gentleman and a Christian, he could not do + otherwise than keep his plighted word; and that in doing so he would obey + God and meet the approval of all sensible people, who know and recognised + it to be the privilege of beauty, even in one of humble birth, provided + virtue accompany it, to be able to raise itself to the level of any rank, + without any slur upon him who places it upon an equality with himself; and + furthermore that when the potent sway of passion asserts itself, so long + as there be no mixture of sin in it, he is not to be blamed who gives way + to it. + </p> + <p> + To be brief, they added to these such other forcible arguments that Don + Fernando's manly heart, being after all nourished by noble blood, was + touched, and yielded to the truth which, even had he wished it, he could + not gainsay; and he showed his submission, and acceptance of the good + advice that had been offered to him, by stooping down and embracing + Dorothea, saying to her, "Rise, dear lady, it is not right that what I + hold in my heart should be kneeling at my feet; and if until now I have + shown no sign of what I own, it may have been by Heaven's decree in order + that, seeing the constancy with which you love me, I may learn to value + you as you deserve. What I entreat of you is that you reproach me not with + my transgression and grievous wrong-doing; for the same cause and force + that drove me to make you mine impelled me to struggle against being + yours; and to prove this, turn and look at the eyes of the now happy + Luscinda, and you will see in them an excuse for all my errors: and as she + has found and gained the object of her desires, and I have found in you + what satisfies all my wishes, may she live in peace and contentment as + many happy years with her Cardenio, as on my knees I pray Heaven to allow + me to live with my Dorothea;" and with these words he once more embraced + her and pressed his face to hers with so much tenderness that he had to + take great heed to keep his tears from completing the proof of his love + and repentance in the sight of all. Not so Luscinda, and Cardenio, and + almost all the others, for they shed so many tears, some in their own + happiness, some at that of the others, that one would have supposed a + heavy calamity had fallen upon them all. Even Sancho Panza was weeping; + though afterwards he said he only wept because he saw that Dorothea was + not as he fancied the queen Micomicona, of whom he expected such great + favours. Their wonder as well as their weeping lasted some time, and then + Cardenio and Luscinda went and fell on their knees before Don Fernando, + returning him thanks for the favour he had rendered them in language so + grateful that he knew not how to answer them, and raising them up embraced + them with every mark of affection and courtesy. + </p> + <p> + He then asked Dorothea how she had managed to reach a place so far removed + from her own home, and she in a few fitting words told all that she had + previously related to Cardenio, with which Don Fernando and his companions + were so delighted that they wished the story had been longer; so + charmingly did Dorothea describe her misadventures. When she had finished + Don Fernando recounted what had befallen him in the city after he had + found in Luscinda's bosom the paper in which she declared that she was + Cardenio's wife, and never could be his. He said he meant to kill her, and + would have done so had he not been prevented by her parents, and that he + quitted the house full of rage and shame, and resolved to avenge himself + when a more convenient opportunity should offer. The next day he learned + that Luscinda had disappeared from her father's house, and that no one + could tell whither she had gone. Finally, at the end of some months he + ascertained that she was in a convent and meant to remain there all the + rest of her life, if she were not to share it with Cardenio; and as soon + as he had learned this, taking these three gentlemen as his companions, he + arrived at the place where she was, but avoided speaking to her, fearing + that if it were known he was there stricter precautions would be taken in + the convent; and watching a time when the porter's lodge was open he left + two to guard the gate, and he and the other entered the convent in quest + of Luscinda, whom they found in the cloisters in conversation with one of + the nuns, and carrying her off without giving her time to resist, they + reached a place with her where they provided themselves with what they + required for taking her away; all which they were able to do in complete + safety, as the convent was in the country at a considerable distance from + the city. He added that when Luscinda found herself in his power she lost + all consciousness, and after returning to herself did nothing but weep and + sigh without speaking a word; and thus in silence and tears they reached + that inn, which for him was reaching heaven where all the mischances of + earth are over and at an end. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c36b" id="c36b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c36b.jpg (319K)" src="images/c36b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c36b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c36e" id="c36e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c36e.jpg (36K)" src="images/c36e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch37" id="ch37"></a>CHAPTER XXXVII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE STORY OF THE FAMOUS PRINCESS MICOMICONA, WITH + OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c37a" id="c37a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c37a.jpg (159K)" src="images/c37a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c37a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + To all this Sancho listened with no little sorrow at heart to see how his + hopes of dignity were fading away and vanishing in smoke, and how the fair + Princess Micomicona had turned into Dorothea, and the giant into Don + Fernando, while his master was sleeping tranquilly, totally unconscious of + all that had come to pass. Dorothea was unable to persuade herself that + her present happiness was not all a dream; Cardenio was in a similar state + of mind, and Luscinda's thoughts ran in the same direction. Don Fernando + gave thanks to Heaven for the favour shown to him and for having been + rescued from the intricate labyrinth in which he had been brought so near + the destruction of his good name and of his soul; and in short everybody + in the inn was full of contentment and satisfaction at the happy issue of + such a complicated and hopeless business. The curate as a sensible man + made sound reflections upon the whole affair, and congratulated each upon + his good fortune; but the one that was in the highest spirits and good + humour was the landlady, because of the promise Cardenio and the curate + had given her to pay for all the losses and damage she had sustained + through Don Quixote's means. Sancho, as has been already said, was the + only one who was distressed, unhappy, and dejected; and so with a long + face he went in to his master, who had just awoke, and said to him: + </p> + <p> + "Sir Rueful Countenance, your worship may as well sleep on as much as you + like, without troubling yourself about killing any giant or restoring her + kingdom to the princess; for that is all over and settled now." + </p> + <p> + "I should think it was," replied Don Quixote, "for I have had the most + prodigious and stupendous battle with the giant that I ever remember + having had all the days of my life; and with one back-stroke—swish!—I + brought his head tumbling to the ground, and so much blood gushed forth + from him that it ran in rivulets over the earth like water." + </p> + <p> + "Like red wine, your worship had better say," replied Sancho; "for I would + have you know, if you don't know it, that the dead giant is a hacked + wine-skin, and the blood four-and-twenty gallons of red wine that it had + in its belly, and the cut-off head is the bitch that bore me; and the + devil take it all." + </p> + <p> + "What art thou talking about, fool?" said Don Quixote; "art thou in thy + senses?" + </p> + <p> + "Let your worship get up," said Sancho, "and you will see the nice + business you have made of it, and what we have to pay; and you will see + the queen turned into a private lady called Dorothea, and other things + that will astonish you, if you understand them." + </p> + <p> + "I shall not be surprised at anything of the kind," returned Don Quixote; + "for if thou dost remember the last time we were here I told thee that + everything that happened here was a matter of enchantment, and it would be + no wonder if it were the same now." + </p> + <p> + "I could believe all that," replied Sancho, "if my blanketing was the same + sort of thing also; only it wasn't, but real and genuine; for I saw the + landlord, Who is here to-day, holding one end of the blanket and jerking + me up to the skies very neatly and smartly, and with as much laughter as + strength; and when it comes to be a case of knowing people, I hold for my + part, simple and sinner as I am, that there is no enchantment about it at + all, but a great deal of bruising and bad luck." + </p> + <p> + "Well, well, God will give a remedy," said Don Quixote; "hand me my + clothes and let me go out, for I want to see these transformations and + things thou speakest of." + </p> + <p> + Sancho fetched him his clothes; and while he was dressing, the curate gave + Don Fernando and the others present an account of Don Quixote's madness + and of the stratagem they had made use of to withdraw him from that Pena + Pobre where he fancied himself stationed because of his lady's scorn. He + described to them also nearly all the adventures that Sancho had + mentioned, at which they marvelled and laughed not a little, thinking it, + as all did, the strangest form of madness a crazy intellect could be + capable of. But now, the curate said, that the lady Dorothea's good + fortune prevented her from proceeding with their purpose, it would be + necessary to devise or discover some other way of getting him home. + </p> + <p> + Cardenio proposed to carry out the scheme they had begun, and suggested + that Luscinda would act and support Dorothea's part sufficiently well. + </p> + <p> + "No," said Don Fernando, "that must not be, for I want Dorothea to follow + out this idea of hers; and if the worthy gentleman's village is not very + far off, I shall be happy if I can do anything for his relief." + </p> + <p> + "It is not more than two days' journey from this," said the curate. + </p> + <p> + "Even if it were more," said Don Fernando, "I would gladly travel so far + for the sake of doing so good a work. + </p> + <p> + "At this moment Don Quixote came out in full panoply, with Mambrino's + helmet, all dinted as it was, on his head, his buckler on his arm, and + leaning on his staff or pike. The strange figure he presented filled Don + Fernando and the rest with amazement as they contemplated his lean yellow + face half a league long, his armour of all sorts, and the solemnity of his + deportment. They stood silent waiting to see what he would say, and he, + fixing his eyes on the fair Dorothea, addressed her with great gravity and + composure: + </p> + <p> + "I am informed, fair lady, by my squire here that your greatness has been + annihilated and your being abolished, since, from a queen and lady of high + degree as you used to be, you have been turned into a private maiden. If + this has been done by the command of the magician king your father, + through fear that I should not afford you the aid you need and are + entitled to, I may tell you he did not know and does not know half the + mass, and was little versed in the annals of chivalry; for, if he had read + and gone through them as attentively and deliberately as I have, he would + have found at every turn that knights of less renown than mine have + accomplished things more difficult: it is no great matter to kill a whelp + of a giant, however arrogant he may be; for it is not many hours since I + myself was engaged with one, and—I will not speak of it, that they + may not say I am lying; time, however, that reveals all, will tell the + tale when we least expect it." + </p> + <p> + "You were engaged with a couple of wine-skins, and not a giant," said the + landlord at this; but Don Fernando told him to hold his tongue and on no + account interrupt Don Quixote, who continued, "I say in conclusion, high + and disinherited lady, that if your father has brought about this + metamorphosis in your person for the reason I have mentioned, you ought + not to attach any importance to it; for there is no peril on earth through + which my sword will not force a way, and with it, before many days are + over, I will bring your enemy's head to the ground and place on yours the + crown of your kingdom." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote said no more, and waited for the reply of the princess, who + aware of Don Fernando's determination to carry on the deception until Don + Quixote had been conveyed to his home, with great ease of manner and + gravity made answer, "Whoever told you, valiant Knight of the Rueful + Countenance, that I had undergone any change or transformation did not + tell you the truth, for I am the same as I was yesterday. It is true that + certain strokes of good fortune, that have given me more than I could have + hoped for, have made some alteration in me; but I have not therefore + ceased to be what I was before, or to entertain the same desire I have had + all through of availing myself of the might of your valiant and invincible + arm. And so, senor, let your goodness reinstate the father that begot me + in your good opinion, and be assured that he was a wise and prudent man, + since by his craft he found out such a sure and easy way of remedying my + misfortune; for I believe, senor, that had it not been for you I should + never have lit upon the good fortune I now possess; and in this I am + saying what is perfectly true; as most of these gentlemen who are present + can fully testify. All that remains is to set out on our journey + to-morrow, for to-day we could not make much way; and for the rest of the + happy result I am looking forward to, I trust to God and the valour of + your heart." + </p> + <p> + So said the sprightly Dorothea, and on hearing her Don Quixote turned to + Sancho, and said to him, with an angry air, "I declare now, little Sancho, + thou art the greatest little villain in Spain. Say, thief and vagabond, + hast thou not just now told me that this princess had been turned into a + maiden called Dorothea, and that the head which I am persuaded I cut off + from a giant was the bitch that bore thee, and other nonsense that put me + in the greatest perplexity I have ever been in all my life? I vow" (and + here he looked to heaven and ground his teeth) "I have a mind to play the + mischief with thee, in a way that will teach sense for the future to all + lying squires of knights-errant in the world." + </p> + <p> + "Let your worship be calm, senor," returned Sancho, "for it may well be + that I have been mistaken as to the change of the lady princess + Micomicona; but as to the giant's head, or at least as to the piercing of + the wine-skins, and the blood being red wine, I make no mistake, as sure + as there is a God; because the wounded skins are there at the head of your + worship's bed, and the wine has made a lake of the room; if not you will + see when the eggs come to be fried; I mean when his worship the landlord + calls for all the damages: for the rest, I am heartily glad that her + ladyship the queen is as she was, for it concerns me as much as anyone." + </p> + <p> + "I tell thee again, Sancho, thou art a fool," said Don Quixote; "forgive + me, and that will do." + </p> + <p> + "That will do," said Don Fernando; "let us say no more about it; and as + her ladyship the princess proposes to set out to-morrow because it is too + late to-day, so be it, and we will pass the night in pleasant + conversation, and to-morrow we will all accompany Senor Don Quixote; for + we wish to witness the valiant and unparalleled achievements he is about + to perform in the course of this mighty enterprise which he has + undertaken." + </p> + <p> + "It is I who shall wait upon and accompany you," said Don Quixote; "and I + am much gratified by the favour that is bestowed upon me, and the good + opinion entertained of me, which I shall strive to justify or it shall + cost me my life, or even more, if it can possibly cost me more." + </p> + <p> + Many were the compliments and expressions of politeness that passed + between Don Quixote and Don Fernando; but they were brought to an end by a + traveller who at this moment entered the inn, and who seemed from his + attire to be a Christian lately come from the country of the Moors, for he + was dressed in a short-skirted coat of blue cloth with half-sleeves and + without a collar; his breeches were also of blue cloth, and his cap of the + same colour, and he wore yellow buskins and had a Moorish cutlass slung + from a baldric across his breast. Behind him, mounted upon an ass, there + came a woman dressed in Moorish fashion, with her face veiled and a scarf + on her head, and wearing a little brocaded cap, and a mantle that covered + her from her shoulders to her feet. The man was of a robust and + well-proportioned frame, in age a little over forty, rather swarthy in + complexion, with long moustaches and a full beard, and, in short, his + appearance was such that if he had been well dressed he would have been + taken for a person of quality and good birth. On entering he asked for a + room, and when they told him there was none in the inn he seemed + distressed, and approaching her who by her dress seemed to be a Moor, he took + her down from the saddle in his arms. Luscinda, Dorothea, the landlady, her + daughter and Maritornes, attracted by the strange, and to them entirely + new costume, gathered round her; and Dorothea, who was always kindly, + courteous, and quick-witted, perceiving that both she and the man who had + brought her were annoyed at not finding a room, said to her, "Do not be + put out, senora, by the discomfort and want of luxuries here, for it is + the way of road-side inns to be without them; still, if you will be + pleased to share our lodging with us (pointing to Luscinda) perhaps you + will have found worse accommodation in the course of your journey." + </p> + <p> + To this the veiled lady made no reply; all she did was to rise from her + seat, crossing her hands upon her bosom, bowing her head and bending her + body as a sign that she returned thanks. From her silence they concluded + that she must be a Moor and unable to speak a Christian tongue. + </p> + <p> + At this moment the captive came up, having been until now otherwise + engaged, and seeing that they all stood round his companion and that she + made no reply to what they addressed to her, he said, "Ladies, this damsel + hardly understands my language and can speak none but that of her own + country, for which reason she does not and cannot answer what has been + asked of her." + </p> + <p> + "Nothing has been asked of her," returned Luscinda; "she has only been + offered our company for this evening and a share of the quarters we + occupy, where she shall be made as comfortable as the circumstances allow, + with the good-will we are bound to show all strangers that stand in need + of it, especially if it be a woman to whom the service is rendered." + </p> + <p> + "On her part and my own, senora," replied the captive, "I kiss your hands, + and I esteem highly, as I ought, the favour you have offered, which, on + such an occasion and coming from persons of your appearance, is, it is + plain to see, a very great one." + </p> + <p> + "Tell me, senor," said Dorothea, "is this lady a Christian or a Moor? for + her dress and her silence lead us to imagine that she is what we could + wish she was not." + </p> + <p> + "In dress and outwardly," said he, "she is a Moor, but at heart she is a + thoroughly good Christian, for she has the greatest desire to become one." + </p> + <p> + "Then she has not been baptised?" returned Luscinda. + </p> + <p> + "There has been no opportunity for that," replied the captive, "since she + left Algiers, her native country and home; and up to the present she has + not found herself in any such imminent danger of death as to make it + necessary to baptise her before she has been instructed in all the + ceremonies our holy mother Church ordains; but, please God, ere long she + shall be baptised with the solemnity befitting her which is higher than + her dress or mine indicates." + </p> + <p> + By these words he excited a desire in all who heard him, to know who the + Moorish lady and the captive were, but no one liked to ask just then, + seeing that it was a fitter moment for helping them to rest themselves + than for questioning them about their lives. Dorothea took the Moorish + lady by the hand and leading her to a seat beside herself, requested her + to remove her veil. She looked at the captive as if to ask him what they + meant and what she was to do. He said to her in Arabic that they asked her + to take off her veil, and thereupon she removed it and disclosed a + countenance so lovely, that to Dorothea she seemed more beautiful than + Luscinda, and to Luscinda more beautiful than Dorothea, and all the + bystanders felt that if any beauty could compare with theirs it was the + Moorish lady's, and there were even those who were inclined to give it + somewhat the preference. And as it is the privilege and charm of beauty to + win the heart and secure good-will, all forthwith became eager to show + kindness and attention to the lovely Moor. + </p> + <p> + Don Fernando asked the captive what her name was, and he replied that it + was Lela Zoraida; but the instant she heard him, she guessed what the + Christian had asked, and said hastily, with some displeasure and energy, + "No, not Zoraida; Maria, Maria!" giving them to understand that she was + called "Maria" and not "Zoraida." These words, and the touching + earnestness with which she uttered them, drew more than one tear from some + of the listeners, particularly the women, who are by nature tender-hearted + and compassionate. Luscinda embraced her affectionately, saying, "Yes, + yes, Maria, Maria," to which the Moor replied, "Yes, yes, Maria; Zoraida + macange," which means "not Zoraida." + </p> + <p> + Night was now approaching, and by the orders of those who accompanied Don + Fernando the landlord had taken care and pains to prepare for them the + best supper that was in his power. The hour therefore having arrived they + all took their seats at a long table like a refectory one, for round or + square table there was none in the inn, and the seat of honour at the head + of it, though he was for refusing it, they assigned to Don Quixote, who + desired the lady Micomicona to place herself by his side, as he was her + protector. Luscinda and Zoraida took their places next her, opposite to + them were Don Fernando and Cardenio, and next the captive and the other + gentlemen, and by the side of the ladies, the curate and the barber. And + so they supped in high enjoyment, which was increased when they observed + Don Quixote leave off eating, and, moved by an impulse like that which + made him deliver himself at such length when he supped with the goatherds, + begin to address them: + </p> + <p> + "Verily, gentlemen, if we reflect upon it, great and marvellous are the + things they see, who make profession of the order of knight-errantry. Say, + what being is there in this world, who entering the gate of this castle at + this moment, and seeing us as we are here, would suppose or imagine us to + be what we are? Who would say that this lady who is beside me was the + great queen that we all know her to be, or that I am that Knight of the + Rueful Countenance, trumpeted far and wide by the mouth of Fame? Now, + there can be no doubt that this art and calling surpasses all those that + mankind has invented, and is the more deserving of being held in honour in + proportion as it is the more exposed to peril. Away with those who assert + that letters have the preeminence over arms; I will tell them, whosoever + they may be, that they know not what they say. For the reason which such + persons commonly assign, and upon which they chiefly rest, is, that the + labours of the mind are greater than those of the body, and that arms give + employment to the body alone; as if the calling were a porter's trade, for + which nothing more is required than sturdy strength; or as if, in what we + who profess them call arms, there were not included acts of vigour for the + execution of which high intelligence is requisite; or as if the soul of + the warrior, when he has an army, or the defence of a city under his care, + did not exert itself as much by mind as by body. Nay; see whether by + bodily strength it be possible to learn or divine the intentions of the + enemy, his plans, stratagems, or obstacles, or to ward off impending + mischief; for all these are the work of the mind, and in them the body has + no share whatever. Since, therefore, arms have need of the mind, as much + as letters, let us see now which of the two minds, that of the man of + letters or that of the warrior, has most to do; and this will be seen by + the end and goal that each seeks to attain; for that purpose is the more + estimable which has for its aim the nobler object. The end and goal of + letters—I am not speaking now of divine letters, the aim of which is + to raise and direct the soul to Heaven; for with an end so infinite no + other can be compared—I speak of human letters, the end of which is + to establish distributive justice, give to every man that which is his, + and see and take care that good laws are observed: an end undoubtedly + noble, lofty, and deserving of high praise, but not such as should be + given to that sought by arms, which have for their end and object peace, + the greatest boon that men can desire in this life. The first good news + the world and mankind received was that which the angels announced on the + night that was our day, when they sang in the air, 'Glory to God in the + highest, and peace on earth to men of good-will;' and the salutation which + the great Master of heaven and earth taught his disciples and chosen + followers when they entered any house, was to say, 'Peace be on this + house;' and many other times he said to them, 'My peace I give unto you, + my peace I leave you, peace be with you;' a jewel and a precious gift + given and left by such a hand: a jewel without which there can be no + happiness either on earth or in heaven. This peace is the true end of war; + and war is only another name for arms. This, then, being admitted, that + the end of war is peace, and that so far it has the advantage of the end + of letters, let us turn to the bodily labours of the man of letters, and + those of him who follows the profession of arms, and see which are the + greater." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote delivered his discourse in such a manner and in such correct + language, that for the time being he made it impossible for any of his + hearers to consider him a madman; on the contrary, as they were mostly + gentlemen, to whom arms are an appurtenance by birth, they listened to him + with great pleasure as he continued: "Here, then, I say is what the + student has to undergo; first of all poverty: not that all are poor, but + to put the case as strongly as possible: and when I have said that he + endures poverty, I think nothing more need be said about his hard fortune, + for he who is poor has no share of the good things of life. This poverty + he suffers from in various ways, hunger, or cold, or nakedness, or all + together; but for all that it is not so extreme but that he gets something + to eat, though it may be at somewhat unseasonable hours and from the + leavings of the rich; for the greatest misery of the student is what they + themselves call 'going out for soup,' and there is always some neighbour's + brazier or hearth for them, which, if it does not warm, at least tempers + the cold to them, and lastly, they sleep comfortably at night under a + roof. I will not go into other particulars, as for example want of shirts, + and no superabundance of shoes, thin and threadbare garments, and gorging + themselves to surfeit in their voracity when good luck has treated them to + a banquet of some sort. By this road that I have described, rough and + hard, stumbling here, falling there, getting up again to fall again, they + reach the rank they desire, and that once attained, we have seen many who + have passed these Syrtes and Scyllas and Charybdises, as if borne flying + on the wings of favouring fortune; we have seen them, I say, ruling and + governing the world from a chair, their hunger turned into satiety, their + cold into comfort, their nakedness into fine raiment, their sleep on a mat + into repose in holland and damask, the justly earned reward of their + virtue; but, contrasted and compared with what the warrior undergoes, all + they have undergone falls far short of it, as I am now about to show." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c37e" id="c37e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c37e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c37e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch38" id="ch38"></a>CHAPTER XXXVIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON QUIXOTE DELIVERED ON ARMS AND + LETTERS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c38a" id="c38a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c38a.jpg (180K)" src="images/c38a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c38a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Continuing his discourse Don Quixote said: "As we began in the student's + case with poverty and its accompaniments, let us see now if the soldier is + richer, and we shall find that in poverty itself there is no one poorer; + for he is dependent on his miserable pay, which comes late or never, or + else on what he can plunder, seriously imperilling his life and + conscience; and sometimes his nakedness will be so great that a slashed + doublet serves him for uniform and shirt, and in the depth of winter he + has to defend himself against the inclemency of the weather in the open + field with nothing better than the breath of his mouth, which I need not + say, coming from an empty place, must come out cold, contrary to the laws + of nature. To be sure he looks forward to the approach of night to make up + for all these discomforts on the bed that awaits him, which, unless by + some fault of his, never sins by being over narrow, for he can easily + measure out on the ground as he likes, and roll himself about in it to his + heart's content without any fear of the sheets slipping away from him. + Then, after all this, suppose the day and hour for taking his degree in + his calling to have come; suppose the day of battle to have arrived, when + they invest him with the doctor's cap made of lint, to mend some + bullet-hole, perhaps, that has gone through his temples, or left him with + a crippled arm or leg. Or if this does not happen, and merciful Heaven + watches over him and keeps him safe and sound, it may be he will be in the + same poverty he was in before, and he must go through more engagements and + more battles, and come victorious out of all before he betters himself; + but miracles of that sort are seldom seen. For tell me, sirs, if you have + ever reflected upon it, by how much do those who have gained by war fall + short of the number of those who have perished in it? No doubt you will + reply that there can be no comparison, that the dead cannot be numbered, + while the living who have been rewarded may be summed up with three + figures. All which is the reverse in the case of men of letters; for by + skirts, to say nothing of sleeves, they all find means of support; so that + though the soldier has more to endure, his reward is much less. But + against all this it may be urged that it is easier to reward two thousand + soldiers, for the former may be remunerated by giving them places, which + must perforce be conferred upon men of their calling, while the latter can + only be recompensed out of the very property of the master they serve; but + this impossibility only strengthens my argument. + </p> + <p> + "Putting this, however, aside, for it is a puzzling question for which it + is difficult to find a solution, let us return to the superiority of arms + over letters, a matter still undecided, so many are the arguments put + forward on each side; for besides those I have mentioned, letters say that + without them arms cannot maintain themselves, for war, too, has its laws + and is governed by them, and laws belong to the domain of letters and men + of letters. To this arms make answer that without them laws cannot be + maintained, for by arms states are defended, kingdoms preserved, cities + protected, roads made safe, seas cleared of pirates; and, in short, if it + were not for them, states, kingdoms, monarchies, cities, ways by sea and + land would be exposed to the violence and confusion which war brings with + it, so long as it lasts and is free to make use of its privileges and + powers. And then it is plain that whatever costs most is valued and + deserves to be valued most. To attain to eminence in letters costs a man + time, watching, hunger, nakedness, headaches, indigestions, and other + things of the sort, some of which I have already referred to. But for a + man to come in the ordinary course of things to be a good soldier costs + him all the student suffers, and in an incomparably higher degree, for at + every step he runs the risk of losing his life. For what dread of want or + poverty that can reach or harass the student can compare with what the + soldier feels, who finds himself beleaguered in some stronghold mounting + guard in some ravelin or cavalier, knows that the enemy is pushing a mine + towards the post where he is stationed, and cannot under any circumstances + retire or fly from the imminent danger that threatens him? All he can do + is to inform his captain of what is going on so that he may try to remedy + it by a counter-mine, and then stand his ground in fear and expectation of + the moment when he will fly up to the clouds without wings and descend + into the deep against his will. And if this seems a trifling risk, let us + see whether it is equalled or surpassed by the encounter of two galleys + stem to stem, in the midst of the open sea, locked and entangled one with + the other, when the soldier has no more standing room than two feet of the + plank of the spur; and yet, though he sees before him threatening him as + many ministers of death as there are cannon of the foe pointed at him, not + a lance length from his body, and sees too that with the first heedless + step he will go down to visit the profundities of Neptune's bosom, still + with dauntless heart, urged on by honour that nerves him, he makes himself + a target for all that musketry, and struggles to cross that narrow path to + the enemy's ship. And what is still more marvellous, no sooner has one + gone down into the depths he will never rise from till the end of the + world, than another takes his place; and if he too falls into the sea that + waits for him like an enemy, another and another will succeed him without + a moment's pause between their deaths: courage and daring the greatest + that all the chances of war can show. Happy the blest ages that knew not + the dread fury of those devilish engines of artillery, whose inventor I am + persuaded is in hell receiving the reward of his diabolical invention, by + which he made it easy for a base and cowardly arm to take the life of a + gallant gentleman; and that, when he knows not how or whence, in the + height of the ardour and enthusiasm that fire and animate brave hearts, + there should come some random bullet, discharged perhaps by one who fled + in terror at the flash when he fired off his accursed machine, which in an + instant puts an end to the projects and cuts off the life of one who + deserved to live for ages to come. And thus when I reflect on this, I am + almost tempted to say that in my heart I repent of having adopted this + profession of knight-errant in so detestable an age as we live in now; for + though no peril can make me fear, still it gives me some uneasiness to + think that powder and lead may rob me of the opportunity of making myself + famous and renowned throughout the known earth by the might of my arm and + the edge of my sword. But Heaven's will be done; if I succeed in my + attempt I shall be all the more honoured, as I have faced greater dangers + than the knights-errant of yore exposed themselves to." + </p> + <p> + All this lengthy discourse Don Quixote delivered while the others supped, + forgetting to raise a morsel to his lips, though Sancho more than once + told him to eat his supper, as he would have time enough afterwards to say + all he wanted. It excited fresh pity in those who had heard him to see a + man of apparently sound sense, and with rational views on every subject he + discussed, so hopelessly wanting in all, when his wretched unlucky + chivalry was in question. The curate told him he was quite right in all he + had said in favour of arms, and that he himself, though a man of letters + and a graduate, was of the same opinion. + </p> + <p> + They finished their supper, the cloth was removed, and while the hostess, + her daughter, and Maritornes were getting Don Quixote of La Mancha's + garret ready, in which it was arranged that the women were to be quartered + by themselves for the night, Don Fernando begged the captive to tell them + the story of his life, for it could not fail to be strange and + interesting, to judge by the hints he had let fall on his arrival in + company with Zoraida. To this the captive replied that he would very + willingly yield to his request, only he feared his tale would not give + them as much pleasure as he wished; nevertheless, not to be wanting in + compliance, he would tell it. The curate and the others thanked him and + added their entreaties, and he finding himself so pressed said there was + no occasion ask, where a command had such weight, and added, "If your + worships will give me your attention you will hear a true story which, + perhaps, fictitious ones constructed with ingenious and studied art cannot + come up to." These words made them settle themselves in their places and + preserve a deep silence, and he seeing them waiting on his words in mute + expectation, began thus in a pleasant quiet voice. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c38e" id="c38e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c38e.jpg (18K)" src="images/c38e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch39" id="ch39"></a>CHAPTER XXXIX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c39a" id="c39a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c39a.jpg (137K)" src="images/c39a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c39a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + My family had its origin in a village in the mountains of Leon, and nature + had been kinder and more generous to it than fortune; though in the + general poverty of those communities my father passed for being even a + rich man; and he would have been so in reality had he been as clever in + preserving his property as he was in spending it. This tendency of his to + be liberal and profuse he had acquired from having been a soldier in his + youth, for the soldier's life is a school in which the niggard becomes + free-handed and the free-handed prodigal; and if any soldiers are to be + found who are misers, they are monsters of rare occurrence. My father went + beyond liberality and bordered on prodigality, a disposition by no means + advantageous to a married man who has children to succeed to his name and + position. My father had three, all sons, and all of sufficient age to make + choice of a profession. Finding, then, that he was unable to resist his + propensity, he resolved to divest himself of the instrument and cause of + his prodigality and lavishness, to divest himself of wealth, without which + Alexander himself would have seemed parsimonious; and so calling us all + three aside one day into a room, he addressed us in words somewhat to the + following effect: + </p> + <p> + "My sons, to assure you that I love you, no more need be known or said + than that you are my sons; and to encourage a suspicion that I do not love + you, no more is needed than the knowledge that I have no self-control as + far as preservation of your patrimony is concerned; therefore, that you + may for the future feel sure that I love you like a father, and have no + wish to ruin you like a stepfather, I propose to do with you what I have + for some time back meditated, and after mature deliberation decided upon. + You are now of an age to choose your line of life or at least make choice + of a calling that will bring you honour and profit when you are older; and + what I have resolved to do is to divide my property into four parts; three + I will give to you, to each his portion without making any difference, and + the other I will retain to live upon and support myself for whatever + remainder of life Heaven may be pleased to grant me. But I wish each of + you on taking possession of the share that falls to him to follow one of + the paths I shall indicate. In this Spain of ours there is a proverb, to + my mind very true—as they all are, being short aphorisms drawn from + long practical experience—and the one I refer to says, 'The church, + or the sea, or the king's house;' as much as to say, in plainer language, + whoever wants to flourish and become rich, let him follow the church, or + go to sea, adopting commerce as his calling, or go into the king's service + in his household, for they say, 'Better a king's crumb than a lord's + favour.' I say so because it is my will and pleasure that one of you + should follow letters, another trade, and the third serve the king in the + wars, for it is a difficult matter to gain admission to his service in his + household, and if war does not bring much wealth it confers great + distinction and fame. Eight days hence I will give you your full shares in + money, without defrauding you of a farthing, as you will see in the end. + Now tell me if you are willing to follow out my idea and advice as I have + laid it before you." + </p> + <p> + Having called upon me as the eldest to answer, I, after urging him not to + strip himself of his property but to spend it all as he pleased, for we + were young men able to gain our living, consented to comply with his + wishes, and said that mine were to follow the profession of arms and + thereby serve God and my king. My second brother having made the same + proposal, decided upon going to the Indies, embarking the portion that + fell to him in trade. The youngest, and in my opinion the wisest, said he + would rather follow the church, or go to complete his studies at + Salamanca. As soon as we had come to an understanding, and made choice of + our professions, my father embraced us all, and in the short time he + mentioned carried into effect all he had promised; and when he had given + to each his share, which as well as I remember was three thousand ducats + apiece in cash (for an uncle of ours bought the estate and paid for it + down, not to let it go out of the family), we all three on the same day + took leave of our good father; and at the same time, as it seemed to me + inhuman to leave my father with such scanty means in his old age, I + induced him to take two of my three thousand ducats, as the remainder + would be enough to provide me with all a soldier needed. My two brothers, + moved by my example, gave him each a thousand ducats, so that there was + left for my father four thousand ducats in money, besides three thousand, + the value of the portion that fell to him which he preferred to retain in + land instead of selling it. Finally, as I said, we took leave of him, and + of our uncle whom I have mentioned, not without sorrow and tears on both + sides, they charging us to let them know whenever an opportunity offered + how we fared, whether well or ill. We promised to do so, and when he had + embraced us and given us his blessing, one set out for Salamanca, the + other for Seville, and I for Alicante, where I had heard there was a + Genoese vessel taking in a cargo of wool for Genoa. + </p> + <p> + It is now some twenty-two years since I left my father's house, and all + that time, though I have written several letters, I have had no news + whatever of him or of my brothers; my own adventures during that period I + will now relate briefly. I embarked at Alicante, reached Genoa after a + prosperous voyage, and proceeded thence to Milan, where I provided myself + with arms and a few soldier's accoutrements; thence it was my intention to + go and take service in Piedmont, but as I was already on the road to + Alessandria della Paglia, I learned that the great Duke of Alva was on his + way to Flanders. I changed my plans, joined him, served under him in the + campaigns he made, was present at the deaths of the Counts Egmont and + Horn, and was promoted to be ensign under a famous captain of Guadalajara, + Diego de Urbina by name. Some time after my arrival in Flanders news came + of the league that his Holiness Pope Pius V of happy memory, had made with + Venice and Spain against the common enemy, the Turk, who had just then + with his fleet taken the famous island of Cyprus, which belonged to the + Venetians, a loss deplorable and disastrous. It was known as a fact that + the Most Serene Don John of Austria, natural brother of our good king Don + Philip, was coming as commander-in-chief of the allied forces, and rumours + were abroad of the vast warlike preparations which were being made, all + which stirred my heart and filled me with a longing to take part in the + campaign which was expected; and though I had reason to believe, and + almost certain promises, that on the first opportunity that presented + itself I should be promoted to be captain, I preferred to leave all and + betake myself, as I did, to Italy; and it was my good fortune that Don + John had just arrived at Genoa, and was going on to Naples to join the + Venetian fleet, as he afterwards did at Messina. I may say, in short, that + I took part in that glorious expedition, promoted by this time to be a + captain of infantry, to which honourable charge my good luck rather than + my merits raised me; and that day—so fortunate for Christendom, + because then all the nations of the earth were disabused of the error + under which they lay in imagining the Turks to be invincible on sea-on + that day, I say, on which the Ottoman pride and arrogance were broken, + among all that were there made happy (for the Christians who died that day + were happier than those who remained alive and victorious) I alone was + miserable; for, instead of some naval crown that I might have expected had + it been in Roman times, on the night that followed that famous day I found + myself with fetters on my feet and manacles on my hands. + </p> + <p> + It happened in this way: El Uchali, the king of Algiers, a daring and + successful corsair, having attacked and taken the leading Maltese galley + (only three knights being left alive in it, and they badly wounded), the + chief galley of John Andrea, on board of which I and my company were + placed, came to its relief, and doing as was bound to do in such a case, I + leaped on board the enemy's galley, which, sheering off from that which + had attacked it, prevented my men from following me, and so I found myself + alone in the midst of my enemies, who were in such numbers that I was + unable to resist; in short I was taken, covered with wounds; El Uchali, as + you know, sirs, made his escape with his entire squadron, and I was left a + prisoner in his power, the only sad being among so many filled with joy, + and the only captive among so many free; for there were fifteen thousand + Christians, all at the oar in the Turkish fleet, that regained their + longed-for liberty that day. + </p> + <p> + They carried me to Constantinople, where the Grand Turk, Selim, made my + master general at sea for having done his duty in the battle and carried + off as evidence of his bravery the standard of the Order of Malta. The + following year, which was the year seventy-two, I found myself at Navarino + rowing in the leading galley with the three lanterns. There I saw and + observed how the opportunity of capturing the whole Turkish fleet in + harbour was lost; for all the marines and janizzaries that belonged to it + made sure that they were about to be attacked inside the very harbour, and + had their kits and pasamaques, or shoes, ready to flee at once on shore + without waiting to be assailed, in so great fear did they stand of our + fleet. But Heaven ordered it otherwise, not for any fault or neglect of + the general who commanded on our side, but for the sins of Christendom, + and because it was God's will and pleasure that we should always have + instruments of punishment to chastise us. As it was, El Uchali took refuge + at Modon, which is an island near Navarino, and landing forces fortified + the mouth of the harbour and waited quietly until Don John retired. On + this expedition was taken the galley called the Prize, whose captain was a + son of the famous corsair Barbarossa. It was taken by the chief Neapolitan + galley called the She-wolf, commanded by that thunderbolt of war, that + father of his men, that successful and unconquered captain Don Alvaro de + Bazan, Marquis of Santa Cruz; and I cannot help telling you what took + place at the capture of the Prize. + </p> + <p> + The son of Barbarossa was so cruel, and treated his slaves so badly, that, + when those who were at the oars saw that the She-wolf galley was bearing + down upon them and gaining upon them, they all at once dropped their oars + and seized their captain who stood on the stage at the end of the gangway + shouting to them to row lustily; and passing him on from bench to bench, + from the poop to the prow, they so bit him that before he had got much + past the mast his soul had already got to hell; so great, as I said, was + the cruelty with which he treated them, and the hatred with which they + hated him. + </p> + <p> + We returned to Constantinople, and the following year, seventy-three, it + became known that Don John had seized Tunis and taken the kingdom from the + Turks, and placed Muley Hamet in possession, putting an end to the hopes + which Muley Hamida, the cruelest and bravest Moor in the world, + entertained of returning to reign there. The Grand Turk took the loss + greatly to heart, and with the cunning which all his race possess, he made + peace with the Venetians (who were much more eager for it than he was), + and the following year, seventy-four, he attacked the Goletta and the fort + which Don John had left half built near Tunis. While all these events were + occurring, I was labouring at the oar without any hope of freedom; at + least I had no hope of obtaining it by ransom, for I was firmly resolved + not to write to my father telling him of my misfortunes. At length the + Goletta fell, and the fort fell, before which places there were + seventy-five thousand regular Turkish soldiers, and more than four hundred + thousand Moors and Arabs from all parts of Africa, and in the train of all + this great host such munitions and engines of war, and so many pioneers + that with their hands they might have covered the Goletta and the fort + with handfuls of earth. The first to fall was the Goletta, until then + reckoned impregnable, and it fell, not by any fault of its defenders, who + did all that they could and should have done, but because experiment + proved how easily entrenchments could be made in the desert sand there; + for water used to be found at two palms depth, while the Turks found none + at two yards; and so by means of a quantity of sandbags they raised their + works so high that they commanded the walls of the fort, sweeping them as + if from a cavalier, so that no one was able to make a stand or maintain + the defence. + </p> + <p> + It was a common opinion that our men should not have shut themselves up in + the Goletta, but should have waited in the open at the landing-place; but + those who say so talk at random and with little knowledge of such matters; + for if in the Goletta and in the fort there were barely seven thousand + soldiers, how could such a small number, however resolute, sally out and + hold their own against numbers like those of the enemy? And how is it + possible to help losing a stronghold that is not relieved, above all when + surrounded by a host of determined enemies in their own country? But many + thought, and I thought so too, that it was special favour and mercy which + Heaven showed to Spain in permitting the destruction of that source and + hiding place of mischief, that devourer, sponge, and moth of countless + money, fruitlessly wasted there to no other purpose save preserving the + memory of its capture by the invincible Charles V; as if to make that + eternal, as it is and will be, these stones were needed to support it. The + fort also fell; but the Turks had to win it inch by inch, for the soldiers + who defended it fought so gallantly and stoutly that the number of the + enemy killed in twenty-two general assaults exceeded twenty-five thousand. + Of three hundred that remained alive not one was taken unwounded, a clear + and manifest proof of their gallantry and resolution, and how sturdily + they had defended themselves and held their post. A small fort or tower + which was in the middle of the lagoon under the command of Don Juan + Zanoguera, a Valencian gentleman and a famous soldier, capitulated upon + terms. They took prisoner Don Pedro Puertocarrero, commandant of the + Goletta, who had done all in his power to defend his fortress, and took + the loss of it so much to heart that he died of grief on the way to + Constantinople, where they were carrying him a prisoner. They also took + the commandant of the fort, Gabrio Cerbellon by name, a Milanese + gentleman, a great engineer and a very brave soldier. In these two + fortresses perished many persons of note, among whom was Pagano Doria, + knight of the Order of St. John, a man of generous disposition, as was + shown by his extreme liberality to his brother, the famous John Andrea + Doria; and what made his death the more sad was that he was slain by some + Arabs to whom, seeing that the fort was now lost, he entrusted himself, + and who offered to conduct him in the disguise of a Moor to Tabarca, a + small fort or station on the coast held by the Genoese employed in the + coral fishery. These Arabs cut off his head and carried it to the + commander of the Turkish fleet, who proved on them the truth of our + Castilian proverb, that "though the treason may please, the traitor is + hated;" for they say he ordered those who brought him the present to be + hanged for not having brought him alive. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c39b" id="c39b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c39b.jpg (371K)" src="images/c39b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c39b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Among the Christians who were taken in the fort was one named Don Pedro de + Aguilar, a native of some place, I know not what, in Andalusia, who had + been ensign in the fort, a soldier of great repute and rare intelligence, + who had in particular a special gift for what they call poetry. I say so + because his fate brought him to my galley and to my bench, and made him a + slave to the same master; and before we left the port this gentleman + composed two sonnets by way of epitaphs, one on the Goletta and the other + on the fort; indeed, I may as well repeat them, for I have them by heart, + and I think they will be liked rather than disliked. + </p> + <p> + The instant the captive mentioned the name of Don Pedro de Aguilar, Don + Fernando looked at his companions and they all three smiled; and when he + came to speak of the sonnets one of them said, "Before your worship + proceeds any further I entreat you to tell me what became of that Don + Pedro de Aguilar you have spoken of." + </p> + <p> + "All I know is," replied the captive, "that after having been in + Constantinople two years, he escaped in the disguise of an Arnaut, in + company with a Greek spy; but whether he regained his liberty or not I + cannot tell, though I fancy he did, because a year afterwards I saw the + Greek at Constantinople, though I was unable to ask him what the result of + the journey was." + </p> + <p> + "Well then, you are right," returned the gentleman, "for that Don Pedro is + my brother, and he is now in our village in good health, rich, married, + and with three children." + </p> + <p> + "Thanks be to God for all the mercies he has shown him," said the captive; + "for to my mind there is no happiness on earth to compare with recovering + lost liberty." + </p> + <p> + "And what is more," said the gentleman, "I know the sonnets my brother + made." + </p> + <p> + "Then let your worship repeat them," said the captive, "for you will + recite them better than I can." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said the gentleman; "that on the Goletta runs thus." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c39e" id="c39e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c39e.jpg (38K)" src="images/c39e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch40" id="ch40"></a>CHAPTER XL. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED. + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c40a" id="c40a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c40a.jpg (131K)" src="images/c40a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c40a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +"Blest souls, that, from this mortal husk set free, + In guerdon of brave deeds beatified, + Above this lowly orb of ours abide +Made heirs of heaven and immortality, +With noble rage and ardour glowing ye + Your strength, while strength was yours, in battle plied, + And with your own blood and the foeman's dyed +The sandy soil and the encircling sea. +It was the ebbing life-blood first that failed +The weary arms; the stout hearts never quailed. + Though vanquished, yet ye earned the victor's crown: +Though mourned, yet still triumphant was your fall +For there ye won, between the sword and wall, + In Heaven glory and on earth renown." +</pre> + <p> + "That is it exactly, according to my recollection," said the captive. + </p> + <p> + "Well then, that on the fort," said the gentleman, "if my memory serves + me, goes thus: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +"Up from this wasted soil, this shattered shell, + Whose walls and towers here in ruin lie, + Three thousand soldier souls took wing on high, +In the bright mansions of the blest to dwell. +The onslaught of the foeman to repel + By might of arm all vainly did they try, + And when at length 'twas left them but to die, +Wearied and few the last defenders fell. +And this same arid soil hath ever been +A haunt of countless mournful memories, + As well in our day as in days of yore. +But never yet to Heaven it sent, I ween, +From its hard bosom purer souls than these, + Or braver bodies on its surface bore." +</pre> + <p> + The sonnets were not disliked, and the captive was rejoiced at the tidings + they gave him of his comrade, and continuing his tale, he went on to say: + </p> + <p> + The Goletta and the fort being thus in their hands, the Turks gave orders + to dismantle the Goletta—for the fort was reduced to such a state + that there was nothing left to level—and to do the work more quickly + and easily they mined it in three places; but nowhere were they able to + blow up the part which seemed to be the least strong, that is to say, the + old walls, while all that remained standing of the new fortifications that + the Fratin had made came to the ground with the greatest ease. Finally the + fleet returned victorious and triumphant to Constantinople, and a few + months later died my master, El Uchali, otherwise Uchali Fartax, which + means in Turkish "the scabby renegade;" for that he was; it is the + practice with the Turks to name people from some defect or virtue they may + possess; the reason being that there are among them only four surnames + belonging to families tracing their descent from the Ottoman house, and + the others, as I have said, take their names and surnames either from + bodily blemishes or moral qualities. This "scabby one" rowed at the oar as + a slave of the Grand Signor's for fourteen years, and when over + thirty-four years of age, in resentment at having been struck by a Turk + while at the oar, turned renegade and renounced his faith in order to be + able to revenge himself; and such was his valour that, without owing his + advancement to the base ways and means by which most favourites of the + Grand Signor rise to power, he came to be king of Algiers, and afterwards + general-on-sea, which is the third place of trust in the realm. He was a + Calabrian by birth, and a worthy man morally, and he treated his slaves + with great humanity. He had three thousand of them, and after his death + they were divided, as he directed by his will, between the Grand Signor + (who is heir of all who die and shares with the children of the deceased) + and his renegades. I fell to the lot of a Venetian renegade who, when a + cabin boy on board a ship, had been taken by Uchali and was so much + beloved by him that he became one of his most favoured youths. He came to + be the most cruel renegade I ever saw: his name was Hassan Aga, and he + grew very rich and became king of Algiers. With him I went there from + Constantinople, rather glad to be so near Spain, not that I intended to + write to anyone about my unhappy lot, but to try if fortune would be + kinder to me in Algiers than in Constantinople, where I had attempted in a + thousand ways to escape without ever finding a favourable time or chance; + but in Algiers I resolved to seek for other means of effecting the purpose + I cherished so dearly; for the hope of obtaining my liberty never deserted + me; and when in my plots and schemes and attempts the result did not + answer my expectations, without giving way to despair I immediately began + to look out for or conjure up some new hope to support me, however faint + or feeble it might be. + </p> + <p> + In this way I lived on immured in a building or prison called by the Turks + a bano in which they confine the Christian captives, as well those that + are the king's as those belonging to private individuals, and also what + they call those of the Almacen, which is as much as to say the slaves of + the municipality, who serve the city in the public works and other + employments; but captives of this kind recover their liberty with great + difficulty, for, as they are public property and have no particular + master, there is no one with whom to treat for their ransom, even though + they may have the means. To these banos, as I have said, some private + individuals of the town are in the habit of bringing their captives, + especially when they are to be ransomed; because there they can keep them + in safety and comfort until their ransom arrives. The king's captives + also, that are on ransom, do not go out to work with the rest of the crew, + unless when their ransom is delayed; for then, to make them write for it + more pressingly, they compel them to work and go for wood, which is no + light labour. + </p> + <p> + I, however, was one of those on ransom, for when it was discovered that I + was a captain, although I declared my scanty means and want of fortune, + nothing could dissuade them from including me among the gentlemen and + those waiting to be ransomed. They put a chain on me, more as a mark of + this than to keep me safe, and so I passed my life in that bano with + several other gentlemen and persons of quality marked out as held to + ransom; but though at times, or rather almost always, we suffered from + hunger and scanty clothing, nothing distressed us so much as hearing and + seeing at every turn the unexampled and unheard-of cruelties my master + inflicted upon the Christians. Every day he hanged a man, impaled one, cut + off the ears of another; and all with so little provocation, or so + entirely without any, that the Turks acknowledged he did it merely for the + sake of doing it, and because he was by nature murderously disposed + towards the whole human race. The only one that fared at all well with him + was a Spanish soldier, something de Saavedra by name, to whom he never + gave a blow himself, or ordered a blow to be given, or addressed a hard + word, although he had done things that will dwell in the memory of the + people there for many a year, and all to recover his liberty; and for the + least of the many things he did we all dreaded that he would be impaled, + and he himself was in fear of it more than once; and only that time does + not allow, I could tell you now something of what that soldier did, that + would interest and astonish you much more than the narration of my own + tale. + </p> + <p> + To go on with my story; the courtyard of our prison was overlooked by the + windows of the house belonging to a wealthy Moor of high position; and + these, as is usual in Moorish houses, were rather loopholes than windows, + and besides were covered with thick and close lattice-work. It so + happened, then, that as I was one day on the terrace of our prison with + three other comrades, trying, to pass away the time, how far we could leap + with our chains, we being alone, for all the other Christians had gone out + to work, I chanced to raise my eyes, and from one of these little closed + windows I saw a reed appear with a cloth attached to the end of it, and it + kept waving to and fro, and moving as if making signs to us to come and + take it. We watched it, and one of those who were with me went and stood + under the reed to see whether they would let it drop, or what they would + do, but as he did so the reed was raised and moved from side to side, as + if they meant to say "no" by a shake of the head. The Christian came back, + and it was again lowered, making the same movements as before. Another of + my comrades went, and with him the same happened as with the first, and + then the third went forward, but with the same result as the first and + second. Seeing this I did not like not to try my luck, and as soon as I + came under the reed it was dropped and fell inside the bano at my feet. I + hastened to untie the cloth, in which I perceived a knot, and in this were + ten cianis, which are coins of base gold, current among the Moors, and + each worth ten reals of our money. + </p> + <p> + It is needless to say I rejoiced over this godsend, and my joy was not + less than my wonder as I strove to imagine how this good fortune could + have come to us, but to me specially; for the evident unwillingness to + drop the reed for any but me showed that it was for me the favour was + intended. I took my welcome money, broke the reed, and returned to the + terrace, and looking up at the window, I saw a very white hand put out + that opened and shut very quickly. From this we gathered or fancied that + it must be some woman living in that house that had done us this kindness, + and to show that we were grateful for it, we made salaams after the + fashion of the Moors, bowing the head, bending the body, and crossing the + arms on the breast. Shortly afterwards at the same window a small cross + made of reeds was put out and immediately withdrawn. This sign led us to + believe that some Christian woman was a captive in the house, and that it + was she who had been so good to us; but the whiteness of the hand and the + bracelets we had perceived made us dismiss that idea, though we thought it + might be one of the Christian renegades whom their masters very often take + as lawful wives, and gladly, for they prefer them to the women of their + own nation. In all our conjectures we were wide of the truth; so from that + time forward our sole occupation was watching and gazing at the window + where the cross had appeared to us, as if it were our pole-star; but at + least fifteen days passed without our seeing either it or the hand, or any + other sign and though meanwhile we endeavoured with the utmost pains to + ascertain who it was that lived in the house, and whether there were any + Christian renegade in it, nobody could ever tell us anything more than + that he who lived there was a rich Moor of high position, Hadji Morato by + name, formerly alcaide of La Pata, an office of high dignity among them. + But when we least thought it was going to rain any more cianis from that + quarter, we saw the reed suddenly appear with another cloth tied in a + larger knot attached to it, and this at a time when, as on the former + occasion, the bano was deserted and unoccupied. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c40b" id="c40b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c40b.jpg (288K)" src="images/c40b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c40b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + We made trial as before, each of the same three going forward before I + did; but the reed was delivered to none but me, and on my approach it was + let drop. I untied the knot and I found forty Spanish gold crowns with a + paper written in Arabic, and at the end of the writing there was a large + cross drawn. I kissed the cross, took the crowns and returned to the + terrace, and we all made our salaams; again the hand appeared, I made + signs that I would read the paper, and then the window was closed. We were + all puzzled, though filled with joy at what had taken place; and as none + of us understood Arabic, great was our curiosity to know what the paper + contained, and still greater the difficulty of finding some one to read + it. At last I resolved to confide in a renegade, a native of Murcia, who + professed a very great friendship for me, and had given pledges that bound + him to keep any secret I might entrust to him; for it is the custom with + some renegades, when they intend to return to Christian territory, to + carry about them certificates from captives of mark testifying, in + whatever form they can, that such and such a renegade is a worthy man who + has always shown kindness to Christians, and is anxious to escape on the + first opportunity that may present itself. Some obtain these testimonials + with good intentions, others put them to a cunning use; for when they go + to pillage on Christian territory, if they chance to be cast away, or + taken prisoners, they produce their certificates and say that from these + papers may be seen the object they came for, which was to remain on + Christian ground, and that it was to this end they joined the Turks in + their foray. In this way they escape the consequences of the first + outburst and make their peace with the Church before it does them any + harm, and then when they have the chance they return to Barbary to become + what they were before. Others, however, there are who procure these papers + and make use of them honestly, and remain on Christian soil. This friend + of mine, then, was one of these renegades that I have described; he had + certificates from all our comrades, in which we testified in his favour as + strongly as we could; and if the Moors had found the papers they would + have burned him alive. + </p> + <p> + I knew that he understood Arabic very well, and could not only speak but + also write it; but before I disclosed the whole matter to him, I asked him + to read for me this paper which I had found by accident in a hole in my + cell. He opened it and remained some time examining it and muttering to + himself as he translated it. I asked him if he understood it, and he told + me he did perfectly well, and that if I wished him to tell me its meaning + word for word, I must give him pen and ink that he might do it more + satisfactorily. We at once gave him what he required, and he set about + translating it bit by bit, and when he had done he said: + </p> + <p> + "All that is here in Spanish is what the Moorish paper contains, and you + must bear in mind that when it says 'Lela Marien' it means 'Our Lady the + Virgin Mary.'" + </p> + <p> + We read the paper and it ran thus: + </p> + <p> + "When I was a child my father had a slave who taught me to pray the + Christian prayer in my own language, and told me many things about Lela + Marien. The Christian died, and I know that she did not go to the fire, + but to Allah, because since then I have seen her twice, and she told me to + go to the land of the Christians to see Lela Marien, who had great love + for me. I know not how to go. I have seen many Christians, but except + thyself none has seemed to me to be a gentleman. I am young and beautiful, + and have plenty of money to take with me. See if thou canst contrive how + we may go, and if thou wilt thou shalt be my husband there, and if thou + wilt not it will not distress me, for Lela Marien will find me some one to + marry me. I myself have written this: have a care to whom thou givest it + to read: trust no Moor, for they are all perfidious. I am greatly troubled + on this account, for I would not have thee confide in anyone, because if + my father knew it he would at once fling me down a well and cover me with + stones. I will put a thread to the reed; tie the answer to it, and if thou + hast no one to write for thee in Arabic, tell it to me by signs, for Lela + Marien will make me understand thee. She and Allah and this cross, which I + often kiss as the captive bade me, protect thee." + </p> + <p> + Judge, sirs, whether we had reason for surprise and joy at the words of + this paper; and both one and the other were so great, that the renegade + perceived that the paper had not been found by chance, but had been in + reality addressed to some one of us, and he begged us, if what he + suspected were the truth, to trust him and tell him all, for he would risk + his life for our freedom; and so saying he took out from his breast a + metal crucifix, and with many tears swore by the God the image + represented, in whom, sinful and wicked as he was, he truly and faithfully + believed, to be loyal to us and keep secret whatever we chose to reveal to + him; for he thought and almost foresaw that by means of her who had + written that paper, he and all of us would obtain our liberty, and he + himself obtain the object he so much desired, his restoration to the bosom + of the Holy Mother Church, from which by his own sin and ignorance he was + now severed like a corrupt limb. The renegade said this with so many tears + and such signs of repentance, that with one consent we all agreed to tell + him the whole truth of the matter, and so we gave him a full account of + all, without hiding anything from him. We pointed out to him the window at + which the reed appeared, and he by that means took note of the house, and + resolved to ascertain with particular care who lived in it. We agreed also + that it would be advisable to answer the Moorish lady's letter, and the + renegade without a moment's delay took down the words I dictated to him, + which were exactly what I shall tell you, for nothing of importance that + took place in this affair has escaped my memory, or ever will while life + lasts. This, then, was the answer returned to the Moorish lady: + </p> + <p> + "The true Allah protect thee, Lady, and that blessed Marien who is the + true mother of God, and who has put it into thy heart to go to the land of + the Christians, because she loves thee. Entreat her that she be pleased to + show thee how thou canst execute the command she gives thee, for she will, + such is her goodness. On my own part, and on that of all these Christians + who are with me, I promise to do all that we can for thee, even to death. + Fail not to write to me and inform me what thou dost mean to do, and I + will always answer thee; for the great Allah has given us a Christian + captive who can speak and write thy language well, as thou mayest see by + this paper; without fear, therefore, thou canst inform us of all thou + wouldst. As to what thou sayest, that if thou dost reach the land of the + Christians thou wilt be my wife, I give thee my promise upon it as a good + Christian; and know that the Christians keep their promises better than + the Moors. Allah and Marien his mother watch over thee, my Lady." + </p> + <p> + The paper being written and folded I waited two days until the bano was + empty as before, and immediately repaired to the usual walk on the terrace + to see if there were any sign of the reed, which was not long in making + its appearance. As soon as I saw it, although I could not distinguish who + put it out, I showed the paper as a sign to attach the thread, but it was + already fixed to the reed, and to it I tied the paper; and shortly + afterwards our star once more made its appearance with the white flag of + peace, the little bundle. It was dropped, and I picked it up, and found in + the cloth, in gold and silver coins of all sorts, more than fifty crowns, + which fifty times more strengthened our joy and doubled our hope of + gaining our liberty. That very night our renegade returned and said he had + learned that the Moor we had been told of lived in that house, that his + name was Hadji Morato, that he was enormously rich, that he had one only + daughter the heiress of all his wealth, and that it was the general + opinion throughout the city that she was the most beautiful woman in + Barbary, and that several of the viceroys who came there had sought her + for a wife, but that she had been always unwilling to marry; and he had + learned, moreover, that she had a Christian slave who was now dead; all + which agreed with the contents of the paper. We immediately took counsel + with the renegade as to what means would have to be adopted in order to + carry off the Moorish lady and bring us all to Christian territory; and in + the end it was agreed that for the present we should wait for a second + communication from Zoraida (for that was the name of her who now desires + to be called Maria), because we saw clearly that she and no one else could + find a way out of all these difficulties. When we had decided upon this + the renegade told us not to be uneasy, for he would lose his life or + restore us to liberty. For four days the bano was filled with people, for + which reason the reed delayed its appearance for four days, but at the end + of that time, when the bano was, as it generally was, empty, it appeared + with the cloth so bulky that it promised a happy birth. Reed and cloth + came down to me, and I found another paper and a hundred crowns in gold, + without any other coin. The renegade was present, and in our cell we gave + him the paper to read, which was to this effect: + </p> + <p> + "I cannot think of a plan, senor, for our going to Spain, nor has Lela + Marien shown me one, though I have asked her. All that can be done is for + me to give you plenty of money in gold from this window. With it ransom + yourself and your friends, and let one of you go to the land of the + Christians, and there buy a vessel and come back for the others; and he + will find me in my father's garden, which is at the Babazon gate near the + seashore, where I shall be all this summer with my father and my servants. + You can carry me away from there by night without any danger, and bring me + to the vessel. And remember thou art to be my husband, else I will pray to + Marien to punish thee. If thou canst not trust anyone to go for the + vessel, ransom thyself and do thou go, for I know thou wilt return more + surely than any other, as thou art a gentleman and a Christian. Endeavour + to make thyself acquainted with the garden; and when I see thee walking + yonder I shall know that the bano is empty and I will give thee abundance + of money. Allah protect thee, senor." + </p> + <p> + These were the words and contents of the second paper, and on hearing + them, each declared himself willing to be the ransomed one, and promised + to go and return with scrupulous good faith; and I too made the same + offer; but to all this the renegade objected, saying that he would not on + any account consent to one being set free before all went together, as + experience had taught him how ill those who have been set free keep + promises which they made in captivity; for captives of distinction + frequently had recourse to this plan, paying the ransom of one who was to + go to Valencia or Majorca with money to enable him to arm a bark and + return for the others who had ransomed him, but who never came back; for + recovered liberty and the dread of losing it again efface from the memory + all the obligations in the world. And to prove the truth of what he said, + he told us briefly what had happened to a certain Christian gentleman + almost at that very time, the strangest case that had ever occurred even + there, where astonishing and marvellous things are happening every + instant. In short, he ended by saying that what could and ought to be done + was to give the money intended for the ransom of one of us Christians to + him, so that he might with it buy a vessel there in Algiers under the + pretence of becoming a merchant and trader at Tetuan and along the coast; + and when master of the vessel, it would be easy for him to hit on some way + of getting us all out of the bano and putting us on board; especially if + the Moorish lady gave, as she said, money enough to ransom all, because + once free it would be the easiest thing in the world for us to embark even + in open day; but the greatest difficulty was that the Moors do not allow + any renegade to buy or own any craft, unless it be a large vessel for + going on roving expeditions, because they are afraid that anyone who buys + a small vessel, especially if he be a Spaniard, only wants it for the + purpose of escaping to Christian territory. This however he could get over + by arranging with a Tagarin Moor to go shares with him in the purchase of + the vessel, and in the profit on the cargo; and under cover of this he + could become master of the vessel, in which case he looked upon all the + rest as accomplished. But though to me and my comrades it had seemed a + better plan to send to Majorca for the vessel, as the Moorish lady + suggested, we did not dare to oppose him, fearing that if we did not do as + he said he would denounce us, and place us in danger of losing all our + lives if he were to disclose our dealings with Zoraida, for whose life we + would have all given our own. We therefore resolved to put ourselves in + the hands of God and in the renegade's; and at the same time an answer was + given to Zoraida, telling her that we would do all she recommended, for + she had given as good advice as if Lela Marien had delivered it, and that + it depended on her alone whether we were to defer the business or put it + in execution at once. I renewed my promise to be her husband; and thus the + next day that the bano chanced to be empty she at different times gave us + by means of the reed and cloth two thousand gold crowns and a paper in + which she said that the next Juma, that is to say Friday, she was going to + her father's garden, but that before she went she would give us more + money; and if it were not enough we were to let her know, as she would + give us as much as we asked, for her father had so much he would not miss + it, and besides she kept all the keys. + </p> + <p> + We at once gave the renegade five hundred crowns to buy the vessel, and + with eight hundred I ransomed myself, giving the money to a Valencian + merchant who happened to be in Algiers at the time, and who had me + released on his word, pledging it that on the arrival of the first ship + from Valencia he would pay my ransom; for if he had given the money at + once it would have made the king suspect that my ransom money had been for + a long time in Algiers, and that the merchant had for his own advantage + kept it secret. In fact my master was so difficult to deal with that I + dared not on any account pay down the money at once. The Thursday before + the Friday on which the fair Zoraida was to go to the garden she gave us a + thousand crowns more, and warned us of her departure, begging me, if I + were ransomed, to find out her father's garden at once, and by all means + to seek an opportunity of going there to see her. I answered in a few + words that I would do so, and that she must remember to commend us to Lela + Marien with all the prayers the captive had taught her. This having been + done, steps were taken to ransom our three comrades, so as to enable them + to quit the bano, and lest, seeing me ransomed and themselves not, though + the money was forthcoming, they should make a disturbance about it and the + devil should prompt them to do something that might injure Zoraida; for + though their position might be sufficient to relieve me from this + apprehension, nevertheless I was unwilling to run any risk in the matter; + and so I had them ransomed in the same way as I was, handing over all the + money to the merchant so that he might with safety and confidence give + security; without, however, confiding our arrangement and secret to him, + which might have been dangerous. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c40e" id="c40e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c40e.jpg (34K)" src="images/c40e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch41" id="ch41"></a>CHAPTER XLI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c41a" id="c41a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41a.jpg (106K)" src="images/c41a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Before fifteen days were over our renegade had already purchased an + excellent vessel with room for more than thirty persons; and to make the + transaction safe and lend a colour to it, he thought it well to make, as + he did, a voyage to a place called Shershel, twenty leagues from Algiers + on the Oran side, where there is an extensive trade in dried figs. Two or + three times he made this voyage in company with the Tagarin already + mentioned. The Moors of Aragon are called Tagarins in Barbary, and those + of Granada Mudejars; but in the Kingdom of Fez they call the Mudejars + Elches, and they are the people the king chiefly employs in war. To + proceed: every time he passed with his vessel he anchored in a cove that + was not two crossbow shots from the garden where Zoraida was waiting; and + there the renegade, together with the two Moorish lads that rowed, used + purposely to station himself, either going through his prayers, or else + practising as a part what he meant to perform in earnest. And thus he + would go to Zoraida's garden and ask for fruit, which her father gave him, + not knowing him; but though, as he afterwards told me, he sought to speak + to Zoraida, and tell her who he was, and that by my orders he was to take + her to the land of the Christians, so that she might feel satisfied and + easy, he had never been able to do so; for the Moorish women do not allow + themselves to be seen by any Moor or Turk, unless their husband or father + bid them: with Christian captives they permit freedom of intercourse and + communication, even more than might be considered proper. But for my part + I should have been sorry if he had spoken to her, for perhaps it might + have alarmed her to find her affairs talked of by renegades. But God, who + ordered it otherwise, afforded no opportunity for our renegade's + well-meant purpose; and he, seeing how safely he could go to Shershel and + return, and anchor when and how and where he liked, and that the Tagarin + his partner had no will but his, and that, now I was ransomed, all we + wanted was to find some Christians to row, told me to look out for any I + should he willing to take with me, over and above those who had been + ransomed, and to engage them for the next Friday, which he fixed upon for + our departure. On this I spoke to twelve Spaniards, all stout rowers, and + such as could most easily leave the city; but it was no easy matter to + find so many just then, because there were twenty ships out on a cruise + and they had taken all the rowers with them; and these would not have been + found were it not that their master remained at home that summer without + going to sea in order to finish a galliot that he had upon the stocks. To + these men I said nothing more than that the next Friday in the evening + they were to come out stealthily one by one and hang about Hadji Morato's + garden, waiting for me there until I came. These directions I gave each + one separately, with orders that if they saw any other Christians there + they were not to say anything to them except that I had directed them to + wait at that spot. + </p> + <p> + This preliminary having been settled, another still more necessary step + had to be taken, which was to let Zoraida know how matters stood that she + might be prepared and forewarned, so as not to be taken by surprise if we + were suddenly to seize upon her before she thought the Christians' vessel + could have returned. I determined, therefore, to go to the garden and try + if I could speak to her; and the day before my departure I went there + under the pretence of gathering herbs. The first person I met was her + father, who addressed me in the language that all over Barbary and even in + Constantinople is the medium between captives and Moors, and is neither + Morisco nor Castilian, nor of any other nation, but a mixture of all + languages, by means of which we can all understand one another. In this + sort of language, I say, he asked me what I wanted in his garden, and to + whom I belonged. I replied that I was a slave of the Arnaut Mami (for I + knew as a certainty that he was a very great friend of his), and that I + wanted some herbs to make a salad. He asked me then whether I were on + ransom or not, and what my master demanded for me. While these questions + and answers were proceeding, the fair Zoraida, who had already perceived + me some time before, came out of the house in the garden, and as Moorish + women are by no means particular about letting themselves be seen by + Christians, or, as I have said before, at all coy, she had no hesitation + in coming to where her father stood with me; moreover her father, seeing + her approaching slowly, called to her to come. It would be beyond my power + now to describe to you the great beauty, the high-bred air, the brilliant + attire of my beloved Zoraida as she presented herself before my eyes. I + will content myself with saying that more pearls hung from her fair neck, + her ears, and her hair than she had hairs on her head. On her ankles, + which as is customary were bare, she had carcajes (for so bracelets or + anklets are called in Morisco) of the purest gold, set with so many + diamonds that she told me afterwards her father valued them at ten + thousand doubloons, and those she had on her wrists were worth as much + more. The pearls were in profusion and very fine, for the highest display + and adornment of the Moorish women is decking themselves with rich pearls + and seed-pearls; and of these there are therefore more among the Moors + than among any other people. Zoraida's father had to the reputation of + possessing a great number, and the purest in all Algiers, and of + possessing also more than two hundred thousand Spanish crowns; and she, + who is now mistress of me only, was mistress of all this. Whether thus + adorned she would have been beautiful or not, and what she must have been + in her prosperity, may be imagined from the beauty remaining to her after + so many hardships; for, as everyone knows, the beauty of some women has + its times and its seasons, and is increased or diminished by chance + causes; and naturally the emotions of the mind will heighten or impair it, + though indeed more frequently they totally destroy it. In a word she + presented herself before me that day attired with the utmost splendour, + and supremely beautiful; at any rate, she seemed to me the most beautiful + object I had ever seen; and when, besides, I thought of all I owed to her + I felt as though I had before me some heavenly being come to earth to + bring me relief and happiness. + </p> + <p> + As she approached her father told her in his own language that I was a + captive belonging to his friend the Arnaut Mami, and that I had come for + salad. + </p> + <p> + She took up the conversation, and in that mixture of tongues I have spoken + of she asked me if I was a gentleman, and why I was not ransomed. + </p> + <p> + I answered that I was already ransomed, and that by the price it might be + seen what value my master set on me, as they had given one thousand five + hundred zoltanis for me; to which she replied, "Hadst thou been my + father's, I can tell thee, I would not have let him part with thee for + twice as much, for you Christians always tell lies about yourselves and + make yourselves out poor to cheat the Moors." + </p> + <p> + "That may be, lady," said I; "but indeed I dealt truthfully with my + master, as I do and mean to do with everybody in the world." + </p> + <p> + "And when dost thou go?" said Zoraida. + </p> + <p> + "To-morrow, I think," said I, "for there is a vessel here from France + which sails to-morrow, and I think I shall go in her." + </p> + <p> + "Would it not be better," said Zoraida, "to wait for the arrival of ships + from Spain and go with them and not with the French who are not your + friends?" + </p> + <p> + "No," said I; "though if there were intelligence that a vessel were now + coming from Spain it is true I might, perhaps, wait for it; however, it is + more likely I shall depart to-morrow, for the longing I feel to return to + my country and to those I love is so great that it will not allow me to + wait for another opportunity, however more convenient, if it be delayed." + </p> + <p> + "No doubt thou art married in thine own country," said Zoraida, "and for + that reason thou art anxious to go and see thy wife." + </p> + <p> + "I am not married," I replied, "but I have given my promise to marry on my + arrival there." + </p> + <p> + "And is the lady beautiful to whom thou hast given it?" said Zoraida. + </p> + <p> + "So beautiful," said I, "that, to describe her worthily and tell thee the + truth, she is very like thee." + </p> + <p> + At this her father laughed very heartily and said, "By Allah, Christian, + she must be very beautiful if she is like my daughter, who is the most + beautiful woman in all this kingdom: only look at her well and thou wilt + see I am telling the truth." + </p> + <p> + Zoraida's father as the better linguist helped to interpret most of these + words and phrases, for though she spoke the bastard language, that, as I + have said, is employed there, she expressed her meaning more by signs than + by words. + </p> + <p> + While we were still engaged in this conversation, a Moor came running up, + exclaiming that four Turks had leaped over the fence or wall of the + garden, and were gathering the fruit though it was not yet ripe. The old + man was alarmed and Zoraida too, for the Moors commonly, and, so to speak, + instinctively have a dread of the Turks, but particularly of the soldiers, + who are so insolent and domineering to the Moors who are under their power + that they treat them worse than if they were their slaves. Her father said + to Zoraida, "Daughter, retire into the house and shut thyself in while I + go and speak to these dogs; and thou, Christian, pick thy herbs, and go in + peace, and Allah bring thee safe to thy own country." + </p> + <p> + I bowed, and he went away to look for the Turks, leaving me alone with + Zoraida, who made as if she were about to retire as her father bade her; + but the moment he was concealed by the trees of the garden, turning to me + with her eyes full of tears she said, "Tameji, cristiano, tameji?" that is + to say, "Art thou going, Christian, art thou going?" + </p> + <p> + I made answer, "Yes, lady, but not without thee, come what may: be on the + watch for me on the next Juma, and be not alarmed when thou seest us; for + most surely we shall go to the land of the Christians." + </p> + <p> + This I said in such a way that she understood perfectly all that passed + between us, and throwing her arm round my neck she began with feeble steps + to move towards the house; but as fate would have it (and it might have + been very unfortunate if Heaven had not otherwise ordered it), just as we + were moving on in the manner and position I have described, with her arm + round my neck, her father, as he returned after having sent away the + Turks, saw how we were walking and we perceived that he saw us; but + Zoraida, ready and quickwitted, took care not to remove her arm from my + neck, but on the contrary drew closer to me and laid her head on my + breast, bending her knees a little and showing all the signs and tokens of + fainting, while I at the same time made it seem as though I were + supporting her against my will. Her father came running up to where we + were, and seeing his daughter in this state asked what was the matter with + her; she, however, giving no answer, he said, "No doubt she has fainted in + alarm at the entrance of those dogs," and taking her from mine he drew her + to his own breast, while she sighing, her eyes still wet with tears, said + again, "Ameji, cristiano, ameji"—"Go, Christian, go." To this her + father replied, "There is no need, daughter, for the Christian to go, for + he has done thee no harm, and the Turks have now gone; feel no alarm, + there is nothing to hurt thee, for as I say, the Turks at my request have + gone back the way they came." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41b" id="c41b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41b.jpg (320K)" src="images/c41b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "It was they who terrified her, as thou hast said, senor," said I to her + father; "but since she tells me to go, I have no wish to displease her: + peace be with thee, and with thy leave I will come back to this garden for + herbs if need be, for my master says there are nowhere better herbs for + salad than here." + </p> + <p> + "Come back for any thou hast need of," replied Hadji Morato; "for my + daughter does not speak thus because she is displeased with thee or any + Christian: she only meant that the Turks should go, not thou; or that it + was time for thee to look for thy herbs." + </p> + <p> + With this I at once took my leave of both; and she, looking as though her + heart were breaking, retired with her father. While pretending to look for + herbs I made the round of the garden at my ease, and studied carefully all + the approaches and outlets, and the fastenings of the house and everything + that could be taken advantage of to make our task easy. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41c" id="c41c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41c.jpg (326K)" src="images/c41c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Having done so I went and gave an account of all that had taken place to + the renegade and my comrades, and looked forward with impatience to the + hour when, all fear at an end, I should find myself in possession of the + prize which fortune held out to me in the fair and lovely Zoraida. The + time passed at length, and the appointed day we so longed for arrived; + and, all following out the arrangement and plan which, after careful + consideration and many a long discussion, we had decided upon, we + succeeded as fully as we could have wished; for on the Friday following + the day upon which I spoke to Zoraida in the garden, the renegade anchored + his vessel at nightfall almost opposite the spot where she was. The + Christians who were to row were ready and in hiding in different places + round about, all waiting for me, anxious and elated, and eager to attack + the vessel they had before their eyes; for they did not know the + renegade's plan, but expected that they were to gain their liberty by + force of arms and by killing the Moors who were on board the vessel. As + soon, then, as I and my comrades made our appearance, all those that were + in hiding seeing us came and joined us. It was now the time when the city + gates are shut, and there was no one to be seen in all the space outside. + When we were collected together we debated whether it would be better + first to go for Zoraida, or to make prisoners of the Moorish rowers who + rowed in the vessel; but while we were still uncertain our renegade came + up asking us what kept us, as it was now the time, and all the Moors were + off their guard and most of them asleep. We told him why we hesitated, but + he said it was of more importance first to secure the vessel, which could + be done with the greatest ease and without any danger, and then we could + go for Zoraida. We all approved of what he said, and so without further + delay, guided by him we made for the vessel, and he leaping on board + first, drew his cutlass and said in Morisco, "Let no one stir from this if + he does not want it to cost him his life." By this almost all the + Christians were on board, and the Moors, who were fainthearted, hearing + their captain speak in this way, were cowed, and without any one of them + taking to his arms (and indeed they had few or hardly any) they submitted + without saying a word to be bound by the Christians, who quickly secured + them, threatening them that if they raised any kind of outcry they would + be all put to the sword. This having been accomplished, and half of our + party being left to keep guard over them, the rest of us, again taking the + renegade as our guide, hastened towards Hadji Morato's garden, and as good + luck would have it, on trying the gate it opened as easily as if it had + not been locked; and so, quite quietly and in silence, we reached the + house without being perceived by anybody. The lovely Zoraida was watching + for us at a window, and as soon as she perceived that there were people + there, she asked in a low voice if we were "Nizarani," as much as to say + or ask if we were Christians. I answered that we were, and begged her to + come down. As soon as she recognised me she did not delay an instant, but + without answering a word came down immediately, opened the door and + presented herself before us all, so beautiful and so richly attired that I + cannot attempt to describe her. The moment I saw her I took her hand and + kissed it, and the renegade and my two comrades did the same; and the + rest, who knew nothing of the circumstances, did as they saw us do, for it + only seemed as if we were returning thanks to her, and recognising her as + the giver of our liberty. The renegade asked her in the Morisco language + if her father was in the house. She replied that he was and that he was + asleep. + </p> + <p> + "Then it will be necessary to waken him and take him with us," said the + renegade, "and everything of value in this fair mansion." + </p> + <p> + "Nay," said she, "my father must not on any account be touched, and there + is nothing in the house except what I shall take, and that will be quite + enough to enrich and satisfy all of you; wait a little and you shall see," + and so saying she went in, telling us she would return immediately and + bidding us keep quiet without making any noise. + </p> + <p> + I asked the renegade what had passed between them, and when he told me, I + declared that nothing should be done except in accordance with the wishes + of Zoraida, who now came back with a little trunk so full of gold crowns + that she could scarcely carry it. Unfortunately her father awoke while + this was going on, and hearing a noise in the garden, came to the window, + and at once perceiving that all those who were there were Christians, + raising a prodigiously loud outcry, he began to call out in Arabic, + "Christians, Christians! thieves, thieves!" by which cries we were all + thrown into the greatest fear and embarrassment; but the renegade seeing + the danger we were in and how important it was for him to effect his + purpose before we were heard, mounted with the utmost quickness to where + Hadji Morato was, and with him went some of our party; I, however, did not + dare to leave Zoraida, who had fallen almost fainting in my arms. To be + brief, those who had gone upstairs acted so promptly that in an instant + they came down, carrying Hadji Morato with his hands bound and a napkin + tied over his mouth, which prevented him from uttering a word, warning him + at the same time that to attempt to speak would cost him his life. When + his daughter caught sight of him she covered her eyes so as not to see + him, and her father was horror-stricken, not knowing how willingly she had + placed herself in our hands. But it was now most essential for us to be on + the move, and carefully and quickly we regained the vessel, where those + who had remained on board were waiting for us in apprehension of some + mishap having befallen us. It was barely two hours after night set in when + we were all on board the vessel, where the cords were removed from the + hands of Zoraida's father, and the napkin from his mouth; but the renegade + once more told him not to utter a word, or they would take his life. He, + when he saw his daughter there, began to sigh piteously, and still more + when he perceived that I held her closely embraced and that she lay quiet + without resisting or complaining, or showing any reluctance; nevertheless + he remained silent lest they should carry into effect the repeated threats + the renegade had addressed to him. + </p> + <p> + Finding herself now on board, and that we were about to give way with the + oars, Zoraida, seeing her father there, and the other Moors bound, bade + the renegade ask me to do her the favour of releasing the Moors and + setting her father at liberty, for she would rather drown herself in the + sea than suffer a father that had loved her so dearly to be carried away + captive before her eyes and on her account. The renegade repeated this to + me, and I replied that I was very willing to do so; but he replied that it + was not advisable, because if they were left there they would at once + raise the country and stir up the city, and lead to the despatch of swift + cruisers in pursuit, and our being taken, by sea or land, without any + possibility of escape; and that all that could be done was to set them + free on the first Christian ground we reached. On this point we all + agreed; and Zoraida, to whom it was explained, together with the reasons + that prevented us from doing at once what she desired, was satisfied + likewise; and then in glad silence and with cheerful alacrity each of our + stout rowers took his oar, and commending ourselves to God with all our + hearts, we began to shape our course for the island of Majorca, the + nearest Christian land. Owing, however, to the Tramontana rising a little, + and the sea growing somewhat rough, it was impossible for us to keep a + straight course for Majorca, and we were compelled to coast in the + direction of Oran, not without great uneasiness on our part lest we should + be observed from the town of Shershel, which lies on that coast, not more + than sixty miles from Algiers. Moreover we were afraid of meeting on that + course one of the galliots that usually come with goods from Tetuan; + although each of us for himself and all of us together felt confident + that, if we were to meet a merchant galliot, so that it were not a + cruiser, not only should we not be lost, but that we should take a vessel + in which we could more safely accomplish our voyage. As we pursued our + course Zoraida kept her head between my hands so as not to see her father, + and I felt that she was praying to Lela Marien to help us. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41d" id="c41d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41d.jpg (266K)" src="images/c41d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + We might have made about thirty miles when daybreak found us some three + musket-shots off the land, which seemed to us deserted, and without anyone + to see us. For all that, however, by hard rowing we put out a little to + sea, for it was now somewhat calmer, and having gained about two leagues + the word was given to row by batches, while we ate something, for the + vessel was well provided; but the rowers said it was not a time to take + any rest; let food be served out to those who were not rowing, but they + would not leave their oars on any account. This was done, but now a stiff + breeze began to blow, which obliged us to leave off rowing and make sail + at once and steer for Oran, as it was impossible to make any other course. + All this was done very promptly, and under sail we ran more than eight + miles an hour without any fear, except that of coming across some vessel + out on a roving expedition. We gave the Moorish rowers some food, and the + renegade comforted them by telling them that they were not held as + captives, as we should set them free on the first opportunity. + </p> + <p> + The same was said to Zoraida's father, who replied, "Anything else, + Christian, I might hope for or think likely from your generosity and good + behaviour, but do not think me so simple as to imagine you will give me my + liberty; for you would have never exposed yourselves to the danger of + depriving me of it only to restore it to me so generously, especially as + you know who I am and the sum you may expect to receive on restoring it; + and if you will only name that, I here offer you all you require for + myself and for my unhappy daughter there; or else for her alone, for she + is the greatest and most precious part of my soul." + </p> + <p> + As he said this he began to weep so bitterly that he filled us all with + compassion and forced Zoraida to look at him, and when she saw him weeping + she was so moved that she rose from my feet and ran to throw her arms + round him, and pressing her face to his, they both gave way to such an + outburst of tears that several of us were constrained to keep them + company. + </p> + <p> + But when her father saw her in full dress and with all her jewels about + her, he said to her in his own language, "What means this, my daughter? + Last night, before this terrible misfortune in which we are plunged befell + us, I saw thee in thy everyday and indoor garments; and now, without + having had time to attire thyself, and without my bringing thee any joyful + tidings to furnish an occasion for adorning and bedecking thyself, I see + thee arrayed in the finest attire it would be in my power to give thee + when fortune was most kind to us. Answer me this; for it causes me greater + anxiety and surprise than even this misfortune itself." + </p> + <p> + The renegade interpreted to us what the Moor said to his daughter; she, + however, returned him no answer. But when he observed in one corner of the + vessel the little trunk in which she used to keep her jewels, which he + well knew he had left in Algiers and had not brought to the garden, he was + still more amazed, and asked her how that trunk had come into our hands, + and what there was in it. To which the renegade, without waiting for + Zoraida to reply, made answer, "Do not trouble thyself by asking thy + daughter Zoraida so many questions, senor, for the one answer I will give + thee will serve for all; I would have thee know that she is a Christian, + and that it is she who has been the file for our chains and our deliverer + from captivity. She is here of her own free will, as glad, I imagine, to + find herself in this position as he who escapes from darkness into the + light, from death to life, and from suffering to glory." + </p> + <p> + "Daughter, is this true, what he says?" cried the Moor. + </p> + <p> + "It is," replied Zoraida. + </p> + <p> + "That thou art in truth a Christian," said the old man, "and that thou + hast given thy father into the power of his enemies?" + </p> + <p> + To which Zoraida made answer, "A Christian I am, but it is not I who have + placed thee in this position, for it never was my wish to leave thee or do + thee harm, but only to do good to myself." + </p> + <p> + "And what good hast thou done thyself, daughter?" said he. + </p> + <p> + "Ask thou that," said she, "of Lela Marien, for she can tell thee better + than I." + </p> + <p> + The Moor had hardly heard these words when with marvellous quickness he + flung himself headforemost into the sea, where no doubt he would have been + drowned had not the long and full dress he wore held him up for a little + on the surface of the water. Zoraida cried aloud to us to save him, and we + all hastened to help, and seizing him by his robe we drew him in half + drowned and insensible, at which Zoraida was in such distress that she + wept over him as piteously and bitterly as though he were already dead. We + turned him upon his face and he voided a great quantity of water, and at + the end of two hours came to himself. Meanwhile, the wind having changed + we were compelled to head for the land, and ply our oars to avoid being + driven on shore; but it was our good fortune to reach a creek that lies on + one side of a small promontory or cape, called by the Moors that of the + "Cava rumia," which in our language means "the wicked Christian woman;" + for it is a tradition among them that La Cava, through whom Spain was + lost, lies buried at that spot; "cava" in their language meaning "wicked + woman," and "rumia" "Christian;" moreover, they count it unlucky to anchor + there when necessity compels them, and they never do so otherwise. For us, + however, it was not the resting-place of the wicked woman but a haven of + safety for our relief, so much had the sea now got up. We posted a + look-out on shore, and never let the oars out of our hands, and ate of the + stores the renegade had laid in, imploring God and Our Lady with all our + hearts to help and protect us, that we might give a happy ending to a + beginning so prosperous. At the entreaty of Zoraida orders were given to + set on shore her father and the other Moors who were still bound, for she + could not endure, nor could her tender heart bear to see her father in + bonds and her fellow-countrymen prisoners before her eyes. We promised her + to do this at the moment of departure, for as it was uninhabited we ran no + risk in releasing them at that place. + </p> + <p> + Our prayers were not so far in vain as to be unheard by Heaven, for after + a while the wind changed in our favour, and made the sea calm, inviting us + once more to resume our voyage with a good heart. Seeing this we unbound + the Moors, and one by one put them on shore, at which they were filled + with amazement; but when we came to land Zoraida's father, who had now + completely recovered his senses, he said: + </p> + <p> + "Why is it, think ye, Christians, that this wicked woman is rejoiced at + your giving me my liberty? Think ye it is because of the affection she + bears me? Nay verily, it is only because of the hindrance my presence + offers to the execution of her base designs. And think not that it is her + belief that yours is better than ours that has led her to change her + religion; it is only because she knows that immodesty is more freely + practised in your country than in ours." Then turning to Zoraida, while I + and another of the Christians held him fast by both arms, lest he should + do some mad act, he said to her, "Infamous girl, misguided maiden, whither + in thy blindness and madness art thou going in the hands of these dogs, + our natural enemies? Cursed be the hour when I begot thee! Cursed the + luxury and indulgence in which I reared thee!" + </p> + <p> + But seeing that he was not likely soon to cease I made haste to put him on + shore, and thence he continued his maledictions and lamentations aloud; + calling on Mohammed to pray to Allah to destroy us, to confound us, to + make an end of us; and when, in consequence of having made sail, we could + no longer hear what he said we could see what he did; how he plucked out + his beard and tore his hair and lay writhing on the ground. But once he + raised his voice to such a pitch that we were able to hear what he said. + "Come back, dear daughter, come back to shore; I forgive thee all; let + those men have the money, for it is theirs now, and come back to comfort + thy sorrowing father, who will yield up his life on this barren strand if + thou dost leave him." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41e" id="c41e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41e.jpg (281K)" src="images/c41e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + All this Zoraida heard, and heard with sorrow and tears, and all she could + say in answer was, "Allah grant that Lela Marien, who has made me become a + Christian, give thee comfort in thy sorrow, my father. Allah knows that I + could not do otherwise than I have done, and that these Christians owe + nothing to my will; for even had I wished not to accompany them, but + remain at home, it would have been impossible for me, so eagerly did my + soul urge me on to the accomplishment of this purpose, which I feel to be + as righteous as to thee, dear father, it seems wicked." + </p> + <p> + But neither could her father hear her nor we see him when she said this; + and so, while I consoled Zoraida, we turned our attention to our voyage, + in which a breeze from the right point so favoured us that we made sure of + finding ourselves off the coast of Spain on the morrow by daybreak. But, + as good seldom or never comes pure and unmixed, without being attended or + followed by some disturbing evil that gives a shock to it, our fortune, or + perhaps the curses which the Moor had hurled at his daughter (for whatever + kind of father they may come from these are always to be dreaded), brought + it about that when we were now in mid-sea, and the night about three hours + spent, as we were running with all sail set and oars lashed, for the + favouring breeze saved us the trouble of using them, we saw by the light + of the moon, which shone brilliantly, a square-rigged vessel in full sail + close to us, luffing up and standing across our course, and so close that + we had to strike sail to avoid running foul of her, while they too put the + helm hard up to let us pass. They came to the side of the ship to ask who + we were, whither we were bound, and whence we came, but as they asked this + in French our renegade said, "Let no one answer, for no doubt these are + French corsairs who plunder all comers." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41f" id="c41f"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41f.jpg (268K)" src="images/c41f.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41f.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Acting on this warning no one answered a word, but after we had gone a + little ahead, and the vessel was now lying to leeward, suddenly they fired + two guns, and apparently both loaded with chain-shot, for with one they + cut our mast in half and brought down both it and the sail into the sea, + and the other, discharged at the same moment, sent a ball into our vessel + amidships, staving her in completely, but without doing any further + damage. We, however, finding ourselves sinking began to shout for help and + call upon those in the ship to pick us up as we were beginning to fill. + They then lay to, and lowering a skiff or boat, as many as a dozen + Frenchmen, well armed with match-locks, and their matches burning, got + into it and came alongside; and seeing how few we were, and that our + vessel was going down, they took us in, telling us that this had come to + us through our incivility in not giving them an answer. Our renegade took + the trunk containing Zoraida's wealth and dropped it into the sea without + anyone perceiving what he did. In short we went on board with the + Frenchmen, who, after having ascertained all they wanted to know about us, + rifled us of everything we had, as if they had been our bitterest enemies, + and from Zoraida they took even the anklets she wore on her feet; but the + distress they caused her did not distress me so much as the fear I was in + that from robbing her of her rich and precious jewels they would proceed + to rob her of the most precious jewel that she valued more than all. The + desires, however, of those people do not go beyond money, but of that + their covetousness is insatiable, and on this occasion it was carried to + such a pitch that they would have taken even the clothes we wore as + captives if they had been worth anything to them. It was the advice of + some of them to throw us all into the sea wrapped up in a sail; for their + purpose was to trade at some of the ports of Spain, giving themselves out + as Bretons, and if they brought us alive they would be punished as soon as + the robbery was discovered; but the captain (who was the one who had + plundered my beloved Zoraida) said he was satisfied with the prize he had + got, and that he would not touch at any Spanish port, but pass the Straits + of Gibraltar by night, or as best he could, and make for La Rochelle, from + which he had sailed. So they agreed by common consent to give us the skiff + belonging to their ship and all we required for the short voyage that + remained to us, and this they did the next day on coming in sight of the + Spanish coast, with which, and the joy we felt, all our sufferings and + miseries were as completely forgotten as if they had never been endured by + us, such is the delight of recovering lost liberty. + </p> + <p> + It may have been about mid-day when they placed us in the boat, giving us + two kegs of water and some biscuit; and the captain, moved by I know not + what compassion, as the lovely Zoraida was about to embark, gave her some + forty gold crowns, and would not permit his men to take from her those + same garments which she has on now. We got into the boat, returning them + thanks for their kindness to us, and showing ourselves grateful rather + than indignant. They stood out to sea, steering for the straits; we, + without looking to any compass save the land we had before us, set + ourselves to row with such energy that by sunset we were so near that we + might easily, we thought, land before the night was far advanced. But as + the moon did not show that night, and the sky was clouded, and as we knew + not whereabouts we were, it did not seem to us a prudent thing to make for + the shore, as several of us advised, saying we ought to run ourselves + ashore even if it were on rocks and far from any habitation, for in this + way we should be relieved from the apprehensions we naturally felt of the + prowling vessels of the Tetuan corsairs, who leave Barbary at nightfall + and are on the Spanish coast by daybreak, where they commonly take some + prize, and then go home to sleep in their own houses. But of the + conflicting counsels the one which was adopted was that we should approach + gradually, and land where we could if the sea were calm enough to permit + us. This was done, and a little before midnight we drew near to the foot + of a huge and lofty mountain, not so close to the sea but that it left a + narrow space on which to land conveniently. We ran our boat up on the + sand, and all sprang out and kissed the ground, and with tears of joyful + satisfaction returned thanks to God our Lord for all his incomparable + goodness to us on our voyage. We took out of the boat the provisions it + contained, and drew it up on the shore, and then climbed a long way up the + mountain, for even there we could not feel easy in our hearts, or persuade + ourselves that it was Christian soil that was now under our feet. + </p> + <p> + The dawn came, more slowly, I think, than we could have wished; we + completed the ascent in order to see if from the summit any habitation or + any shepherds' huts could be discovered, but strain our eyes as we might, + neither dwelling, nor human being, nor path nor road could we perceive. + However, we determined to push on farther, as it could not but be that ere + long we must see some one who could tell us where we were. But what + distressed me most was to see Zoraida going on foot over that rough + ground; for though I once carried her on my shoulders, she was more + wearied by my weariness than rested by the rest; and so she would never + again allow me to undergo the exertion, and went on very patiently and + cheerfully, while I led her by the hand. We had gone rather less than a + quarter of a league when the sound of a little bell fell on our ears, a + clear proof that there were flocks hard by, and looking about carefully to + see if any were within view, we observed a young shepherd tranquilly and + unsuspiciously trimming a stick with his knife at the foot of a cork tree. + We called to him, and he, raising his head, sprang nimbly to his feet, + for, as we afterwards learned, the first who presented themselves to his + sight were the renegade and Zoraida, and seeing them in Moorish dress he + imagined that all the Moors of Barbary were upon him; and plunging with + marvellous swiftness into the thicket in front of him, he began to raise a + prodigious outcry, exclaiming, "The Moors—the Moors have landed! To + arms, to arms!" We were all thrown into perplexity by these cries, not + knowing what to do; but reflecting that the shouts of the shepherd would + raise the country and that the mounted coast-guard would come at once to + see what was the matter, we agreed that the renegade must strip off his + Turkish garments and put on a captive's jacket or coat which one of our + party gave him at once, though he himself was reduced to his shirt; and so + commending ourselves to God, we followed the same road which we saw the + shepherd take, expecting every moment that the coast-guard would be down + upon us. Nor did our expectation deceive us, for two hours had not passed + when, coming out of the brushwood into the open ground, we perceived some + fifty mounted men swiftly approaching us at a hand-gallop. As soon as we + saw them we stood still, waiting for them; but as they came close and, + instead of the Moors they were in quest of, saw a set of poor Christians, + they were taken aback, and one of them asked if it could be we who were + the cause of the shepherd having raised the call to arms. I said "Yes," + and as I was about to explain to him what had occurred, and whence we came + and who we were, one of the Christians of our party recognised the + horseman who had put the question to us, and before I could say anything + more he exclaimed: + </p> + <p> + "Thanks be to God, sirs, for bringing us to such good quarters; for, if I + do not deceive myself, the ground we stand on is that of Velez Malaga + unless, indeed, all my years of captivity have made me unable to recollect + that you, senor, who ask who we are, are Pedro de Bustamante, my uncle." + </p> + <p> + The Christian captive had hardly uttered these words, when the horseman + threw himself off his horse, and ran to embrace the young man, crying: + </p> + <p> + "Nephew of my soul and life! I recognise thee now; and long have I mourned + thee as dead, I, and my sister, thy mother, and all thy kin that are still + alive, and whom God has been pleased to preserve that they may enjoy the + happiness of seeing thee. We knew long since that thou wert in Algiers, + and from the appearance of thy garments and those of all this company, I + conclude that ye have had a miraculous restoration to liberty." + </p> + <p> + "It is true," replied the young man, "and by-and-by we will tell you all." + </p> + <p> + As soon as the horsemen understood that we were Christian captives, they + dismounted from their horses, and each offered his to carry us to the city + of Velez Malaga, which was a league and a half distant. Some of them went + to bring the boat to the city, we having told them where we had left it; + others took us up behind them, and Zoraida was placed on the horse of the + young man's uncle. The whole town came out to meet us, for they had by + this time heard of our arrival from one who had gone on in advance. They + were not astonished to see liberated captives or captive Moors, for people + on that coast are well used to see both one and the other; but they were + astonished at the beauty of Zoraida, which was just then heightened, as + well by the exertion of travelling as by joy at finding herself on + Christian soil, and relieved of all fear of being lost; for this had + brought such a glow upon her face, that unless my affection for her were + deceiving me, I would venture to say that there was not a more beautiful + creature in the world—at least, that I had ever seen. We went + straight to the church to return thanks to God for the mercies we had + received, and when Zoraida entered it she said there were faces there like + Lela Marien's. We told her they were her images; and as well as he could + the renegade explained to her what they meant, that she might adore them + as if each of them were the very same Lela Marien that had spoken to her; + and she, having great intelligence and a quick and clear instinct, + understood at once all he said to her about them. Thence they took us away + and distributed us all in different houses in the town; but as for the + renegade, Zoraida, and myself, the Christian who came with us brought us + to the house of his parents, who had a fair share of the gifts of fortune, + and treated us with as much kindness as they did their own son. + </p> + <p> + We remained six days in Velez, at the end of which the renegade, having + informed himself of all that was requisite for him to do, set out for the + city of Granada to restore himself to the sacred bosom of the Church + through the medium of the Holy Inquisition. The other released captives + took their departures, each the way that seemed best to him, and Zoraida + and I were left alone, with nothing more than the crowns which the + courtesy of the Frenchman had bestowed upon Zoraida, out of which I bought + the beast on which she rides; and, I for the present attending her as her + father and squire and not as her husband, we are now going to ascertain if + my father is living, or if any of my brothers has had better fortune than + mine has been; though, as Heaven has made me the companion of Zoraida, I + think no other lot could be assigned to me, however happy, that I would + rather have. The patience with which she endures the hardships that + poverty brings with it, and the eagerness she shows to become a Christian, + are such that they fill me with admiration, and bind me to serve her all + my life; though the happiness I feel in seeing myself hers, and her mine, + is disturbed and marred by not knowing whether I shall find any corner to + shelter her in my own country, or whether time and death may not have made + such changes in the fortunes and lives of my father and brothers, that I + shall hardly find anyone who knows me, if they are not alive. + </p> + <p> + I have no more of my story to tell you, gentlemen; whether it be an + interesting or a curious one let your better judgments decide; all I can + say is I would gladly have told it to you more briefly; although my fear + of wearying you has made me leave out more than one circumstance. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41g" id="c41g"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41g.jpg (33K)" src="images/c41g.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch42" id="ch42"></a>CHAPTER XLII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, AND OF SEVERAL OTHER + THINGS WORTH KNOWING + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c42a" id="c42a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c42a.jpg (139K)" src="images/c42a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c42a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + With these words the captive held his peace, and Don Fernando said to him, + "In truth, captain, the manner in which you have related this remarkable + adventure has been such as befitted the novelty and strangeness of the + matter. The whole story is curious and uncommon, and abounds with + incidents that fill the hearers with wonder and astonishment; and so great + is the pleasure we have found in listening to it that we should be glad if + it were to begin again, even though to-morrow were to find us still + occupied with the same tale." And while he said this Cardenio and the rest + of them offered to be of service to him in any way that lay in their + power, and in words and language so kindly and sincere that the captain + was much gratified by their good-will. In particular Don Fernando offered, + if he would go back with him, to get his brother the marquis to become + godfather at the baptism of Zoraida, and on his own part to provide him + with the means of making his appearance in his own country with the credit + and comfort he was entitled to. For all this the captive returned thanks + very courteously, although he would not accept any of their generous + offers. + </p> + <p> + By this time night closed in, and as it did, there came up to the inn a + coach attended by some men on horseback, who demanded accommodation; to + which the landlady replied that there was not a hand's breadth of the + whole inn unoccupied. + </p> + <p> + "Still, for all that," said one of those who had entered on horseback, + "room must be found for his lordship the Judge here." + </p> + <p> + At this name the landlady was taken aback, and said, "Senor, the fact is I + have no beds; but if his lordship the Judge carries one with him, as no + doubt he does, let him come in and welcome; for my husband and I will give + up our room to accommodate his worship." + </p> + <p> + "Very good, so be it," said the squire; but in the meantime a man had got + out of the coach whose dress indicated at a glance the office and post he + held, for the long robe with ruffled sleeves that he wore showed that he + was, as his servant said, a Judge of appeal. He led by the hand a young + girl in a travelling dress, apparently about sixteen years of age, and of + such a high-bred air, so beautiful and so graceful, that all were filled + with admiration when she made her appearance, and but for having seen + Dorothea, Luscinda, and Zoraida, who were there in the inn, they would + have fancied that a beauty like that of this maiden's would have been hard + to find. Don Quixote was present at the entrance of the Judge with the + young lady, and as soon as he saw him he said, "Your worship may with + confidence enter and take your ease in this castle; for though the + accommodation be scanty and poor, there are no quarters so cramped or + inconvenient that they cannot make room for arms and letters; above all if + arms and letters have beauty for a guide and leader, as letters + represented by your worship have in this fair maiden, to whom not only + ought castles to throw themselves open and yield themselves up, but rocks + should rend themselves asunder and mountains divide and bow themselves + down to give her a reception. Enter, your worship, I say, into this + paradise, for here you will find stars and suns to accompany the heaven + your worship brings with you, here you will find arms in their supreme + excellence, and beauty in its highest perfection." + </p> + <p> + The Judge was struck with amazement at the language of Don Quixote, whom + he scrutinized very carefully, no less astonished by his figure than by + his talk; and before he could find words to answer him he had a fresh + surprise, when he saw opposite to him Luscinda, Dorothea, and Zoraida, + who, having heard of the new guests and of the beauty of the young lady, + had come to see her and welcome her; Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the + curate, however, greeted him in a more intelligible and polished style. In + short, the Judge made his entrance in a state of bewilderment, as well + with what he saw as what he heard, and the fair ladies of the inn gave the + fair damsel a cordial welcome. On the whole he could perceive that all who + were there were people of quality; but with the figure, countenance, and + bearing of Don Quixote he was at his wits' end; and all civilities having + been exchanged, and the accommodation of the inn inquired into, it was + settled, as it had been before settled, that all the women should retire + to the garret that has been already mentioned, and that the men should + remain outside as if to guard them; the Judge, therefore, was very well + pleased to allow his daughter, for such the damsel was, to go with the + ladies, which she did very willingly; and with part of the host's narrow + bed and half of what the Judge had brought with him, they made a more + comfortable arrangement for the night than they had expected. + </p> + <p> + The captive, whose heart had leaped within him the instant he saw the + Judge, telling him somehow that this was his brother, asked one of the + servants who accompanied him what his name was, and whether he knew from + what part of the country he came. The servant replied that he was called + the Licentiate Juan Perez de Viedma, and that he had heard it said he came + from a village in the mountains of Leon. From this statement, and what he + himself had seen, he felt convinced that this was his brother who had + adopted letters by his father's advice; and excited and rejoiced, he + called Don Fernando and Cardenio and the curate aside, and told them how + the matter stood, assuring them that the judge was his brother. The + servant had further informed him that he was now going to the Indies with + the appointment of Judge of the Supreme Court of Mexico; and he had + learned, likewise, that the young lady was his daughter, whose mother had + died in giving birth to her, and that he was very rich in consequence of + the dowry left to him with the daughter. He asked their advice as to what + means he should adopt to make himself known, or to ascertain beforehand + whether, when he had made himself known, his brother, seeing him so poor, + would be ashamed of him, or would receive him with a warm heart. + </p> + <p> + "Leave it to me to find out that," said the curate; "though there is no + reason for supposing, senor captain, that you will not be kindly received, + because the worth and wisdom that your brother's bearing shows him to + possess do not make it likely that he will prove haughty or insensible, or + that he will not know how to estimate the accidents of fortune at their + proper value." + </p> + <p> + "Still," said the captain, "I would not make myself known abruptly, but in + some indirect way." + </p> + <p> + "I have told you already," said the curate, "that I will manage it in a + way to satisfy us all." + </p> + <p> + By this time supper was ready, and they all took their seats at the table, + except the captive, and the ladies, who supped by themselves in their own + room. In the middle of supper the curate said: + </p> + <p> + "I had a comrade of your worship's name, Senor Judge, in Constantinople, + where I was a captive for several years, and that same comrade was one of + the stoutest soldiers and captains in the whole Spanish infantry; but he + had as large a share of misfortune as he had of gallantry and courage." + </p> + <p> + "And how was the captain called, senor?" asked the Judge. + </p> + <p> + "He was called Ruy Perez de Viedma," replied the curate, "and he was born + in a village in the mountains of Leon; and he mentioned a circumstance + connected with his father and his brothers which, had it not been told me + by so truthful a man as he was, I should have set down as one of those + fables the old women tell over the fire in winter; for he said his father + had divided his property among his three sons and had addressed words of + advice to them sounder than any of Cato's. But I can say this much, that + the choice he made of going to the wars was attended with such success, + that by his gallant conduct and courage, and without any help save his own + merit, he rose in a few years to be captain of infantry, and to see + himself on the high-road and in position to be given the command of a + corps before long; but Fortune was against him, for where he might have + expected her favour he lost it, and with it his liberty, on that glorious + day when so many recovered theirs, at the battle of Lepanto. I lost mine + at the Goletta, and after a variety of adventures we found ourselves + comrades at Constantinople. Thence he went to Algiers, where he met with + one of the most extraordinary adventures that ever befell anyone in the + world." + </p> + <p> + Here the curate went on to relate briefly his brother's adventure with + Zoraida; to all which the Judge gave such an attentive hearing that he + never before had been so much of a hearer. The curate, however, only went + so far as to describe how the Frenchmen plundered those who were in the + boat, and the poverty and distress in which his comrade and the fair Moor + were left, of whom he said he had not been able to learn what became of + them, or whether they had reached Spain, or been carried to France by the + Frenchmen. + </p> + <p> + The captain, standing a little to one side, was listening to all the + curate said, and watching every movement of his brother, who, as soon as + he perceived the curate had made an end of his story, gave a deep sigh and + said with his eyes full of tears, "Oh, senor, if you only knew what news + you have given me and how it comes home to me, making me show how I feel + it with these tears that spring from my eyes in spite of all my worldly + wisdom and self-restraint! That brave captain that you speak of is my + eldest brother, who, being of a bolder and loftier mind than my other + brother or myself, chose the honourable and worthy calling of arms, which + was one of the three careers our father proposed to us, as your comrade + mentioned in that fable you thought he was telling you. I followed that of + letters, in which God and my own exertions have raised me to the position + in which you see me. My second brother is in Peru, so wealthy that with + what he has sent to my father and to me he has fully repaid the portion he + took with him, and has even furnished my father's hands with the means of + gratifying his natural generosity, while I too have been enabled to pursue + my studies in a more becoming and creditable fashion, and so to attain my + present standing. My father is still alive, though dying with anxiety to + hear of his eldest son, and he prays God unceasingly that death may not + close his eyes until he has looked upon those of his son; but with regard + to him what surprises me is, that having so much common sense as he had, + he should have neglected to give any intelligence about himself, either in + his troubles and sufferings, or in his prosperity, for if his father or + any of us had known of his condition he need not have waited for that + miracle of the reed to obtain his ransom; but what now disquiets me is the + uncertainty whether those Frenchmen may have restored him to liberty, or + murdered him to hide the robbery. All this will make me continue my + journey, not with the satisfaction in which I began it, but in the deepest + melancholy and sadness. Oh dear brother! that I only knew where thou art + now, and I would hasten to seek thee out and deliver thee from thy + sufferings, though it were to cost me suffering myself! Oh that I could + bring news to our old father that thou art alive, even wert thou in the + deepest dungeon of Barbary; for his wealth and my brother's and mine would + rescue thee thence! Oh beautiful and generous Zoraida, that I could repay + thy goodness to a brother! That I could be present at the new birth + of thy soul, and at thy bridal that would give us all such happiness!" + </p> + <p> + All this and more the Judge uttered with such deep emotion at the news he + had received of his brother that all who heard him shared in it, showing + their sympathy with his sorrow. The curate, seeing, then, how well he had + succeeded in carrying out his purpose and the captain's wishes, had no + desire to keep them unhappy any longer, so he rose from the table and + going into the room where Zoraida was he took her by the hand, Luscinda, + Dorothea, and the Judge's daughter following her. The captain was waiting + to see what the curate would do, when the latter, taking him with the + other hand, advanced with both of them to where the Judge and the other + gentlemen were and said, "Let your tears cease to flow, Senor Judge, and + the wish of your heart be gratified as fully as you could desire, for you + have before you your worthy brother and your good sister-in-law. He whom + you see here is the Captain Viedma, and this is the fair Moor who has been + so good to him. The Frenchmen I told you of have reduced them to the state + of poverty you see that you may show the generosity of your kind heart." + </p> + <p> + The captain ran to embrace his brother, who placed both hands on his + breast so as to have a good look at him, holding him a little way off but + as soon as he had fully recognised him he clasped him in his arms so + closely, shedding such tears of heartfelt joy, that most of those present + could not but join in them. The words the brothers exchanged, the emotion + they showed can scarcely be imagined, I fancy, much less put down in + writing. They told each other in a few words the events of their lives; + they showed the true affection of brothers in all its strength; then the + judge embraced Zoraida, putting all he possessed at her disposal; then he + made his daughter embrace her, and the fair Christian and the lovely Moor + drew fresh tears from every eye. And there was Don Quixote observing all + these strange proceedings attentively without uttering a word, and + attributing the whole to chimeras of knight-errantry. Then they agreed + that the captain and Zoraida should return with his brother to Seville, + and send news to his father of his having been delivered and found, so as + to enable him to come and be present at the marriage and baptism of + Zoraida, for it was impossible for the Judge to put off his journey, as he + was informed that in a month from that time the fleet was to sail from + Seville for New Spain, and to miss the passage would have been a great + inconvenience to him. In short, everybody was well pleased and glad at the + captive's good fortune; and as now almost two-thirds of the night were + past, they resolved to retire to rest for the remainder of it. Don Quixote + offered to mount guard over the castle lest they should be attacked by + some giant or other malevolent scoundrel, covetous of the great treasure + of beauty the castle contained. Those who understood him returned him + thanks for this service, and they gave the Judge an account of his + extraordinary humour, with which he was not a little amused. Sancho Panza + alone was fuming at the lateness of the hour for retiring to rest; and he + of all was the one that made himself most comfortable, as he stretched + himself on the trappings of his ass, which, as will be told farther on, + cost him so dear. + </p> + <p> + The ladies, then, having retired to their chamber, and the others having + disposed themselves with as little discomfort as they could, Don Quixote + sallied out of the inn to act as sentinel of the castle as he had + promised. It happened, however, that a little before the approach of dawn + a voice so musical and sweet reached the ears of the ladies that it forced + them all to listen attentively, but especially Dorothea, who had been + awake, and by whose side Dona Clara de Viedma, for so the Judge's daughter + was called, lay sleeping. No one could imagine who it was that sang so + sweetly, and the voice was unaccompanied by any instrument. At one moment + it seemed to them as if the singer were in the courtyard, at another in + the stable; and as they were all attention, wondering, Cardenio came to + the door and said, "Listen, whoever is not asleep, and you will hear a + muleteer's voice that enchants as it chants." + </p> + <p> + "We are listening to it already, senor," said Dorothea; on which Cardenio + went away; and Dorothea, giving all her attention to it, made out the + words of the song to be these: + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c42e" id="c42e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c42e.jpg (11K)" src="images/c42e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch43" id="ch43"></a>CHAPTER XLIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHEREIN IS RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, TOGETHER WITH OTHER + STRANGE THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS IN THE INN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c43a" id="c43a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c43a.jpg (127K)" src="images/c43a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c43a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +Ah me, Love's mariner am I + On Love's deep ocean sailing; +I know not where the haven lies, + I dare not hope to gain it. + +One solitary distant star + Is all I have to guide me, +A brighter orb than those of old + That Palinurus lighted. + +And vaguely drifting am I borne, + I know not where it leads me; +I fix my gaze on it alone, + Of all beside it heedless. + +But over-cautious prudery, + And coyness cold and cruel, +When most I need it, these, like clouds, + Its longed-for light refuse me. + +Bright star, goal of my yearning eyes + As thou above me beamest, +When thou shalt hide thee from my sight + I'll know that death is near me. +</pre> + <p> + The singer had got so far when it struck Dorothea that it was not fair to + let Clara miss hearing such a sweet voice, so, shaking her from side to + side, she woke her, saying: + </p> + <p> + "Forgive me, child, for waking thee, but I do so that thou mayest have the + pleasure of hearing the best voice thou hast ever heard, perhaps, in all + thy life." + </p> + <p> + Clara awoke quite drowsy, and not understanding at the moment what + Dorothea said, asked her what it was; she repeated what she had said, and + Clara became attentive at once; but she had hardly heard two lines, as the + singer continued, when a strange trembling seized her, as if she were + suffering from a severe attack of quartan ague, and throwing her arms + round Dorothea she said: + </p> + <p> + "Ah, dear lady of my soul and life! why did you wake me? The greatest + kindness fortune could do me now would be to close my eyes and ears so as + neither to see or hear that unhappy musician." + </p> + <p> + "What art thou talking about, child?" said Dorothea. "Why, they say this + singer is a muleteer!" + </p> + <p> + "Nay, he is the lord of many places," replied Clara, "and that one in my + heart which he holds so firmly shall never be taken from him, unless he be + willing to surrender it." + </p> + <p> + Dorothea was amazed at the ardent language of the girl, for it seemed to + be far beyond such experience of life as her tender years gave any promise + of, so she said to her: + </p> + <p> + "You speak in such a way that I cannot understand you, Senora Clara; + explain yourself more clearly, and tell me what is this you are saying + about hearts and places and this musician whose voice has so moved you? + But do not tell me anything now; I do not want to lose the pleasure I get + from listening to the singer by giving my attention to your transports, + for I perceive he is beginning to sing a new strain and a new air." + </p> + <p> + "Let him, in Heaven's name," returned Clara; and not to hear him she + stopped both ears with her hands, at which Dorothea was again surprised; + but turning her attention to the song she found that it ran in this + fashion: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + Sweet Hope, my stay, +That onward to the goal of thy intent + Dost make thy way, +Heedless of hindrance or impediment, + Have thou no fear +If at each step thou findest death is near. + + No victory, +No joy of triumph doth the faint heart know; + Unblest is he +That a bold front to Fortune dares not show, + But soul and sense +In bondage yieldeth up to indolence. + + If Love his wares +Do dearly sell, his right must be contest; + What gold compares +With that whereon his stamp he hath imprest? + And all men know +What costeth little that we rate but low. + + Love resolute +Knows not the word "impossibility;" + And though my suit +Beset by endless obstacles I see, + Yet no despair +Shall hold me bound to earth while heaven is there. +</pre> + <p> + Here the voice ceased and Clara's sobs began afresh, all which excited + Dorothea's curiosity to know what could be the cause of singing so sweet + and weeping so bitter, so she again asked her what it was she was going to + say before. On this Clara, afraid that Luscinda might overhear her, + winding her arms tightly round Dorothea put her mouth so close to her ear + that she could speak without fear of being heard by anyone else, and said: + </p> + <p> + "This singer, dear senora, is the son of a gentleman of Aragon, lord of + two villages, who lives opposite my father's house at Madrid; and though + my father had curtains to the windows of his house in winter, and + lattice-work in summer, in some way—I know not how—this + gentleman, who was pursuing his studies, saw me, whether in church or + elsewhere, I cannot tell, and, in fact, fell in love with me, and gave me + to know it from the windows of his house, with so many signs and tears + that I was forced to believe him, and even to love him, without knowing + what it was he wanted of me. One of the signs he used to make me was to + link one hand in the other, to show me he wished to marry me; and though I + should have been glad if that could be, being alone and motherless I knew + not whom to open my mind to, and so I left it as it was, showing him no + favour, except when my father, and his too, were from home, to raise the + curtain or the lattice a little and let him see me plainly, at which he + would show such delight that he seemed as if he were going mad. Meanwhile + the time for my father's departure arrived, which he became aware of, but + not from me, for I had never been able to tell him of it. He fell sick, of + grief I believe, and so the day we were going away I could not see him to + take farewell of him, were it only with the eyes. But after we had been + two days on the road, on entering the posada of a village a day's journey + from this, I saw him at the inn door in the dress of a muleteer, and so + well disguised, that if I did not carry his image graven on my heart it + would have been impossible for me to recognise him. But I knew him, and I + was surprised, and glad; he watched me, unsuspected by my father, from + whom he always hides himself when he crosses my path on the road, or in + the posadas where we halt; and, as I know what he is, and reflect that for + love of me he makes this journey on foot in all this hardship, I am ready + to die of sorrow; and where he sets foot there I set my eyes. I know not + with what object he has come; or how he could have got away from his + father, who loves him beyond measure, having no other heir, and because he + deserves it, as you will perceive when you see him. And moreover, I can + tell you, all that he sings is out of his own head; for I have heard them + say he is a great scholar and poet; and what is more, every time I see him + or hear him sing I tremble all over, and am terrified lest my father + should recognise him and come to know of our loves. I have never spoken a + word to him in my life; and for all that I love him so that I could not + live without him. This, dear senora, is all I have to tell you about the + musician whose voice has delighted you so much; and from it alone you + might easily perceive he is no muleteer, but a lord of hearts and towns, + as I told you already." + </p> + <p> + "Say no more, Dona Clara," said Dorothea at this, at the same time kissing + her a thousand times over, "say no more, I tell you, but wait till day + comes; when I trust in God to arrange this affair of yours so that it may + have the happy ending such an innocent beginning deserves." + </p> + <p> + "Ah, senora," said Dona Clara, "what end can be hoped for when his father + is of such lofty position, and so wealthy, that he would think I was not + fit to be even a servant to his son, much less wife? And as to marrying + without the knowledge of my father, I would not do it for all the world. I + would not ask anything more than that this youth should go back and leave + me; perhaps with not seeing him, and the long distance we shall have to + travel, the pain I suffer now may become easier; though I daresay the + remedy I propose will do me very little good. I don't know how the devil + this has come about, or how this love I have for him got in; I such a + young girl, and he such a mere boy; for I verily believe we are both of an + age, and I am not sixteen yet; for I will be sixteen Michaelmas Day, next, + my father says." + </p> + <p> + Dorothea could not help laughing to hear how like a child Dona Clara + spoke. "Let us go to sleep now, senora," said she, "for the little of the + night that I fancy is left to us: God will soon send us daylight, and we + will set all to rights, or it will go hard with me." + </p> + <p> + With this they fell asleep, and deep silence reigned all through the inn. + The only persons not asleep were the landlady's daughter and her servant + Maritornes, who, knowing the weak point of Don Quixote's humour, and that + he was outside the inn mounting guard in armour and on horseback, + resolved, the pair of them, to play some trick upon him, or at any rate to + amuse themselves for a while by listening to his nonsense. As it so + happened there was not a window in the whole inn that looked outwards + except a hole in the wall of a straw-loft through which they used to throw + out the straw. At this hole the two demi-damsels posted themselves, and + observed Don Quixote on his horse, leaning on his pike and from time to + time sending forth such deep and doleful sighs, that he seemed to pluck up + his soul by the roots with each of them; and they could hear him, too, + saying in a soft, tender, loving tone, "Oh my lady Dulcinea del Toboso, + perfection of all beauty, summit and crown of discretion, treasure house + of grace, depositary of virtue, and finally, ideal of all that is good, + honourable, and delectable in this world! What is thy grace doing now? Art + thou, perchance, mindful of thy enslaved knight who of his own free will + hath exposed himself to so great perils, and all to serve thee? Give me + tidings of her, oh luminary of the three faces! Perhaps at this moment, + envious of hers, thou art regarding her, either as she paces to and fro + some gallery of her sumptuous palaces, or leans over some balcony, + meditating how, whilst preserving her purity and greatness, she may + mitigate the tortures this wretched heart of mine endures for her sake, + what glory should recompense my sufferings, what repose my toil, and + lastly what death my life, and what reward my services? And thou, oh sun, + that art now doubtless harnessing thy steeds in haste to rise betimes and + come forth to see my lady; when thou seest her I entreat of thee to salute + her on my behalf: but have a care, when thou shalt see her and salute her, + that thou kiss not her face; for I shall be more jealous of thee than thou + wert of that light-footed ingrate that made thee sweat and run so on the + plains of Thessaly, or on the banks of the Peneus (for I do not exactly + recollect where it was thou didst run on that occasion) in thy jealousy + and love." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote had got so far in his pathetic speech when the landlady's + daughter began to signal to him, saying, "Senor, come over here, please." + </p> + <p> + At these signals and voice Don Quixote turned his head and saw by the + light of the moon, which then was in its full splendour, that some one was + calling to him from the hole in the wall, which seemed to him to be a + window, and what is more, with a gilt grating, as rich castles, such as he + believed the inn to be, ought to have; and it immediately suggested itself + to his imagination that, as on the former occasion, the fair damsel, the + daughter of the lady of the castle, overcome by love for him, was once + more endeavouring to win his affections; and with this idea, not to show + himself discourteous, or ungrateful, he turned Rocinante's head and + approached the hole, and as he perceived the two wenches he said: + </p> + <p> + "I pity you, beauteous lady, that you should have directed your thoughts + of love to a quarter from whence it is impossible that such a return can + be made to you as is due to your great merit and gentle birth, for which + you must not blame this unhappy knight-errant whom love renders incapable + of submission to any other than her whom, the first moment his eyes beheld + her, he made absolute mistress of his soul. Forgive me, noble lady, and + retire to your apartment, and do not, by any further declaration of your + passion, compel me to show myself more ungrateful; and if, of the love you + bear me, you should find that there is anything else in my power wherein I + can gratify you, provided it be not love itself, demand it of me; for I + swear to you by that sweet absent enemy of mine to grant it this instant, + though it be that you require of me a lock of Medusa's hair, which was all + snakes, or even the very beams of the sun shut up in a vial." + </p> + <p> + "My mistress wants nothing of that sort, sir knight," said Maritornes at + this. + </p> + <p> + "What then, discreet dame, is it that your mistress wants?" replied Don + Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Only one of your fair hands," said Maritornes, "to enable her to vent + over it the great passion, passion which has brought her to this loophole, + so much to the risk of her honour; for if the lord her father had heard + her, the least slice he would cut off her would be her ear." + </p> + <p> + "I should like to see that tried," said Don Quixote; "but he had better + beware of that, if he does not want to meet the most disastrous end that + ever father in the world met for having laid hands on the tender limbs of + a love-stricken daughter." + </p> + <p> + Maritornes felt sure that Don Quixote would present the hand she had + asked, and making up her mind what to do, she got down from the hole and + went into the stable, where she took the halter of Sancho Panza's ass, and + in all haste returned to the hole, just as Don Quixote had planted himself + standing on Rocinante's saddle in order to reach the grated window where + he supposed the lovelorn damsel to be; and giving her his hand, he said, + "Lady, take this hand, or rather this scourge of the evil-doers of the + earth; take, I say, this hand which no other hand of woman has ever + touched, not even hers who has complete possession of my entire body. I + present it to you, not that you may kiss it, but that you may observe the + contexture of the sinews, the close network of the muscles, the breadth + and capacity of the veins, whence you may infer what must be the strength + of the arm that has such a hand." + </p> + <p> + "That we shall see presently," said Maritornes, and making a running knot + on the halter, she passed it over his wrist and coming down from the hole + tied the other end very firmly to the bolt of the door of the straw-loft. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, feeling the roughness of the rope on his wrist, exclaimed, + "Your grace seems to be grating rather than caressing my hand; treat it + not so harshly, for it is not to blame for the offence my resolution has + given you, nor is it just to wreak all your vengeance on so small a part; + remember that one who loves so well should not revenge herself so + cruelly." + </p> + <p> + But there was nobody now to listen to these words of Don Quixote's, for as + soon as Maritornes had tied him she and the other made off, ready to die + with laughing, leaving him fastened in such a way that it was impossible + for him to release himself. + </p> + <p> + He was, as has been said, standing on Rocinante, with his arm passed + through the hole and his wrist tied to the bolt of the door, and in mighty + fear and dread of being left hanging by the arm if Rocinante were to stir + one side or the other; so he did not dare to make the least movement, + although from the patience and imperturbable disposition of Rocinante, he + had good reason to expect that he would stand without budging for a whole + century. Finding himself fast, then, and that the ladies had retired, he + began to fancy that all this was done by enchantment, as on the former + occasion when in that same castle that enchanted Moor of a carrier had + belaboured him; and he cursed in his heart his own want of sense and + judgment in venturing to enter the castle again, after having come off so + badly the first time; it being a settled point with knights-errant that + when they have tried an adventure, and have not succeeded in it, it is a + sign that it is not reserved for them but for others, and that therefore + they need not try it again. Nevertheless he pulled his arm to see if he + could release himself, but it had been made so fast that all his efforts + were in vain. It is true he pulled it gently lest Rocinante should move, + but try as he might to seat himself in the saddle, he had nothing for it + but to stand upright or pull his hand off. Then it was he wished for the + sword of Amadis, against which no enchantment whatever had any power; then + he cursed his ill fortune; then he magnified the loss the world would + sustain by his absence while he remained there enchanted, for that he + believed he was beyond all doubt; then he once more took to thinking of + his beloved Dulcinea del Toboso; then he called to his worthy squire + Sancho Panza, who, buried in sleep and stretched upon the pack-saddle of + his ass, was oblivious, at that moment, of the mother that bore him; then + he called upon the sages Lirgandeo and Alquife to come to his aid; then he + invoked his good friend Urganda to succour him; and then, at last, morning + found him in such a state of desperation and perplexity that he was + bellowing like a bull, for he had no hope that day would bring any relief + to his suffering, which he believed would last for ever, inasmuch as he + was enchanted; and of this he was convinced by seeing that Rocinante never + stirred, much or little, and he felt persuaded that he and his horse were + to remain in this state, without eating or drinking or sleeping, until the + malign influence of the stars was overpast, or until some other more sage + enchanter should disenchant him. + </p> + <p> + But he was very much deceived in this conclusion, for daylight had hardly + begun to appear when there came up to the inn four men on horseback, well + equipped and accoutred, with firelocks across their saddle-bows. They + called out and knocked loudly at the gate of the inn, which was still + shut; on seeing which, Don Quixote, even there where he was, did not + forget to act as sentinel, and said in a loud and imperious tone, + "Knights, or squires, or whatever ye be, ye have no right to knock at the + gates of this castle; for it is plain enough that they who are within are + either asleep, or else are not in the habit of throwing open the fortress + until the sun's rays are spread over the whole surface of the earth. + Withdraw to a distance, and wait till it is broad daylight, and then we + shall see whether it will be proper or not to open to you." + </p> + <p> + "What the devil fortress or castle is this," said one, "to make us stand + on such ceremony? If you are the innkeeper bid them open to us; we are + travellers who only want to feed our horses and go on, for we are in + haste." + </p> + <p> + "Do you think, gentlemen, that I look like an innkeeper?" said Don + Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I don't know what you look like," replied the other; "but I know that you + are talking nonsense when you call this inn a castle." + </p> + <p> + "A castle it is," returned Don Quixote, "nay, more, one of the best in + this whole province, and it has within it people who have had the sceptre + in the hand and the crown on the head." + </p> + <p> + "It would be better if it were the other way," said the traveller, "the + sceptre on the head and the crown in the hand; but if so, may be there is + within some company of players, with whom it is a common thing to have + those crowns and sceptres you speak of; for in such a small inn as this, + and where such silence is kept, I do not believe any people entitled to + crowns and sceptres can have taken up their quarters." + </p> + <p> + "You know but little of the world," returned Don Quixote, "since you are + ignorant of what commonly occurs in knight-errantry." + </p> + <p> + But the comrades of the spokesman, growing weary of the dialogue with Don + Quixote, renewed their knocks with great vehemence, so much so that the + host, and not only he but everybody in the inn, awoke, and he got up to + ask who knocked. It happened at this moment that one of the horses of the + four who were seeking admittance went to smell Rocinante, who melancholy, + dejected, and with drooping ears stood motionless, supporting his sorely + stretched master; and as he was, after all, flesh, though he looked as if + he were made of wood, he could not help giving way and in return smelling + the one who had come to offer him attentions. But he had hardly moved at + all when Don Quixote lost his footing; and slipping off the saddle, he + would have come to the ground, but for being suspended by the arm, which + caused him such agony that he believed either his wrist would be cut + through or his arm torn off; and he hung so near the ground that he could + just touch it with his feet, which was all the worse for him; for, finding + how little was wanted to enable him to plant his feet firmly, he struggled + and stretched himself as much as he could to gain a footing; just like + those undergoing the torture of the strappado, when they are fixed at + "touch and no touch," who aggravate their own sufferings by their violent + efforts to stretch themselves, deceived by the hope which makes them fancy + that with a very little more they will reach the ground. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c43b" id="c43b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c43b.jpg (272K)" src="images/c43b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c43b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c43e" id="c43e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c43e.jpg (20K)" src="images/c43e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch44" id="ch44"></a>CHAPTER XLIV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES OF THE INN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c44a" id="c44a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c44a.jpg (144K)" src="images/c44a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c44a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + So loud, in fact, were the shouts of Don Quixote, that the landlord + opening the gate of the inn in all haste, came out in dismay, and ran to + see who was uttering such cries, and those who were outside joined him. + Maritornes, who had been by this time roused up by the same outcry, + suspecting what it was, ran to the loft and, without anyone seeing her, + untied the halter by which Don Quixote was suspended, and down he came to + the ground in the sight of the landlord and the travellers, who + approaching asked him what was the matter with him that he shouted so. He + without replying a word took the rope off his wrist, and rising to his + feet leaped upon Rocinante, braced his buckler on his arm, put his lance + in rest, and making a considerable circuit of the plain came back at a + half-gallop exclaiming: + </p> + <p> + "Whoever shall say that I have been enchanted with just cause, provided my + lady the Princess Micomicona grants me permission to do so, I give him the + lie, challenge him and defy him to single combat." + </p> + <p> + The newly arrived travellers were amazed at the words of Don Quixote; but + the landlord removed their surprise by telling them who he was, and not to + mind him as he was out of his senses. They then asked the landlord if by + any chance a youth of about fifteen years of age had come to that inn, one + dressed like a muleteer, and of such and such an appearance, describing + that of Dona Clara's lover. The landlord replied that there were so many + people in the inn he had not noticed the person they were inquiring for; + but one of them observing the coach in which the Judge had come, said, "He + is here no doubt, for this is the coach he is following: let one of us + stay at the gate, and the rest go in to look for him; or indeed it would + be as well if one of us went round the inn, lest he should escape over the + wall of the yard." "So be it," said another; and while two of them went + in, one remained at the gate and the other made the circuit of the inn; + observing all which, the landlord was unable to conjecture for what reason + they were taking all these precautions, though he understood they were + looking for the youth whose description they had given him. + </p> + <p> + It was by this time broad daylight; and for that reason, as well as in + consequence of the noise Don Quixote had made, everybody was awake and up, + but particularly Dona Clara and Dorothea; for they had been able to sleep + but badly that night, the one from agitation at having her lover so near + her, the other from curiosity to see him. Don Quixote, when he saw that + not one of the four travellers took any notice of him or replied to his + challenge, was furious and ready to die with indignation and wrath; and if + he could have found in the ordinances of chivalry that it was lawful for a + knight-errant to undertake or engage in another enterprise, when he had + plighted his word and faith not to involve himself in any until he had + made an end of the one to which he was pledged, he would have attacked the + whole of them, and would have made them return an answer in spite of + themselves. But considering that it would not become him, nor be right, to + begin any new emprise until he had established Micomicona in her kingdom, + he was constrained to hold his peace and wait quietly to see what would be + the upshot of the proceedings of those same travellers; one of whom found + the youth they were seeking lying asleep by the side of a muleteer, + without a thought of anyone coming in search of him, much less finding + him. + </p> + <p> + The man laid hold of him by the arm, saying, "It becomes you well indeed, + Senor Don Luis, to be in the dress you wear, and well the bed in which I + find you agrees with the luxury in which your mother reared you." + </p> + <p> + The youth rubbed his sleepy eyes and stared for a while at him who held + him, but presently recognised him as one of his father's servants, at + which he was so taken aback that for some time he could not find or utter + a word; while the servant went on to say, "There is nothing for it now, + Senor Don Luis, but to submit quietly and return home, unless it is your + wish that my lord, your father, should take his departure for the other + world, for nothing else can be the consequence of the grief he is in at + your absence." + </p> + <p> + "But how did my father know that I had gone this road and in this dress?" + said Don Luis. + </p> + <p> + "It was a student to whom you confided your intentions," answered the + servant, "that disclosed them, touched with pity at the distress he saw + your father suffer on missing you; he therefore despatched four of his + servants in quest of you, and here we all are at your service, better + pleased than you can imagine that we shall return so soon and be able to + restore you to those eyes that so yearn for you." + </p> + <p> + "That shall be as I please, or as heaven orders," returned Don Luis. + </p> + <p> + "What can you please or heaven order," said the other, "except to agree to + go back? Anything else is impossible." + </p> + <p> + All this conversation between the two was overheard by the muleteer at + whose side Don Luis lay, and rising, he went to report what had taken + place to Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the others, who had by this time + dressed themselves; and told them how the man had addressed the youth as + "Don," and what words had passed, and how he wanted him to return to his + father, which the youth was unwilling to do. With this, and what they + already knew of the rare voice that heaven had bestowed upon him, they all + felt very anxious to know more particularly who he was, and even to help + him if it was attempted to employ force against him; so they hastened to + where he was still talking and arguing with his servant. Dorothea at this + instant came out of her room, followed by Dona Clara all in a tremor; and + calling Cardenio aside, she told him in a few words the story of the + musician and Dona Clara, and he at the same time told her what had + happened, how his father's servants had come in search of him; but in + telling her so, he did not speak low enough but that Dona Clara heard what + he said, at which she was so much agitated that had not Dorothea hastened + to support her she would have fallen to the ground. Cardenio then bade + Dorothea return to her room, as he would endeavour to make the whole + matter right, and they did as he desired. All the four who had come in + quest of Don Luis had now come into the inn and surrounded him, urging him + to return and console his father at once and without a moment's delay. He + replied that he could not do so on any account until he had concluded some + business in which his life, honour, and heart were at stake. The servants + pressed him, saying that most certainly they would not return without him, + and that they would take him away whether he liked it or not. + </p> + <p> + "You shall not do that," replied Don Luis, "unless you take me dead; + though however you take me, it will be without life." + </p> + <p> + By this time most of those in the inn had been attracted by the dispute, + but particularly Cardenio, Don Fernando, his companions, the Judge, the + curate, the barber, and Don Quixote; for he now considered there was no + necessity for mounting guard over the castle any longer. Cardenio being + already acquainted with the young man's story, asked the men who wanted to + take him away, what object they had in seeking to carry off this youth + against his will. + </p> + <p> + "Our object," said one of the four, "is to save the life of his father, + who is in danger of losing it through this gentleman's disappearance." + </p> + <p> + Upon this Don Luis exclaimed, "There is no need to make my affairs public + here; I am free, and I will return if I please; and if not, none of you + shall compel me." + </p> + <p> + "Reason will compel your worship," said the man, "and if it has no power + over you, it has power over us, to make us do what we came for, and what + it is our duty to do." + </p> + <p> + "Let us hear what the whole affair is about," said the Judge at this; but + the man, who knew him as a neighbour of theirs, replied, "Do you not know + this gentleman, Senor Judge? He is the son of your neighbour, who has run + away from his father's house in a dress so unbecoming his rank, as your + worship may perceive." + </p> + <p> + The judge on this looked at him more carefully and recognised him, and + embracing him said, "What folly is this, Senor Don Luis, or what can have + been the cause that could have induced you to come here in this way, and + in this dress, which so ill becomes your condition?" + </p> + <p> + Tears came into the eyes of the young man, and he was unable to utter a + word in reply to the Judge, who told the four servants not to be uneasy, + for all would be satisfactorily settled; and then taking Don Luis by the + hand, he drew him aside and asked the reason of his having come there. + </p> + <p> + But while he was questioning him they heard a loud outcry at the gate of + the inn, the cause of which was that two of the guests who had passed the + night there, seeing everybody busy about finding out what it was the four + men wanted, had conceived the idea of going off without paying what they + owed; but the landlord, who minded his own affairs more than other + people's, caught them going out of the gate and demanded his reckoning, + abusing them for their dishonesty with such language that he drove them to + reply with their fists, and so they began to lay on him in such a style + that the poor man was forced to cry out, and call for help. The landlady + and her daughter could see no one more free to give aid than Don Quixote, + and to him the daughter said, "Sir knight, by the virtue God has given + you, help my poor father, for two wicked men are beating him to a mummy." + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote very deliberately and phlegmatically replied, "Fair + damsel, at the present moment your request is inopportune, for I am + debarred from involving myself in any adventure until I have brought to a + happy conclusion one to which my word has pledged me; but that which I can + do for you is what I will now mention: run and tell your father to stand + his ground as well as he can in this battle, and on no account to allow + himself to be vanquished, while I go and request permission of the + Princess Micomicona to enable me to succour him in his distress; and if + she grants it, rest assured I will relieve him from it." + </p> + <p> + "Sinner that I am," exclaimed Maritornes, who stood by; "before you have + got your permission my master will be in the other world." + </p> + <p> + "Give me leave, senora, to obtain the permission I speak of," returned Don + Quixote; "and if I get it, it will matter very little if he is in the + other world; for I will rescue him thence in spite of all the same world + can do; or at any rate I will give you such a revenge over those who shall + have sent him there that you will be more than moderately satisfied;" and + without saying anything more he went and knelt before Dorothea, requesting + her Highness in knightly and errant phrase to be pleased to grant him + permission to aid and succour the castellan of that castle, who now stood + in grievous jeopardy. The princess granted it graciously, and he at once, + bracing his buckler on his arm and drawing his sword, hastened to the + inn-gate, where the two guests were still handling the landlord roughly; + but as soon as he reached the spot he stopped short and stood still, + though Maritornes and the landlady asked him why he hesitated to help + their master and husband. + </p> + <p> + "I hesitate," said Don Quixote, "because it is not lawful for me to draw + sword against persons of squirely condition; but call my squire Sancho to + me; for this defence and vengeance are his affair and business." + </p> + <p> + Thus matters stood at the inn-gate, where there was a very lively exchange + of fisticuffs and punches, to the sore damage of the landlord and to the + wrath of Maritornes, the landlady, and her daughter, who were furious when + they saw the pusillanimity of Don Quixote, and the hard treatment their + master, husband and father was undergoing. But let us leave him there; for + he will surely find some one to help him, and if not, let him suffer and + hold his tongue who attempts more than his strength allows him to do; and + let us go back fifty paces to see what Don Luis said in reply to the Judge + whom we left questioning him privately as to his reasons for coming on + foot and so meanly dressed. + </p> + <p> + To which the youth, pressing his hand in a way that showed his heart was + troubled by some great sorrow, and shedding a flood of tears, made answer: + </p> + <p> + "Senor, I have no more to tell you than that from the moment when, through + heaven's will and our being near neighbours, I first saw Dona Clara, your + daughter and my lady, from that instant I made her the mistress of my + will, and if yours, my true lord and father, offers no impediment, this + very day she shall become my wife. For her I left my father's house, and + for her I assumed this disguise, to follow her whithersoever she may go, + as the arrow seeks its mark or the sailor the pole-star. She knows nothing + more of my passion than what she may have learned from having sometimes + seen from a distance that my eyes were filled with tears. You know + already, senor, the wealth and noble birth of my parents, and that I am + their sole heir; if this be a sufficient inducement for you to venture to + make me completely happy, accept me at once as your son; for if my father, + influenced by other objects of his own, should disapprove of this + happiness I have sought for myself, time has more power to alter and + change things, than human will." + </p> + <p> + With this the love-smitten youth was silent, while the Judge, after + hearing him, was astonished, perplexed, and surprised, as well at the + manner and intelligence with which Don Luis had confessed the secret of + his heart, as at the position in which he found himself, not knowing what + course to take in a matter so sudden and unexpected. All the answer, + therefore, he gave him was to bid him to make his mind easy for the + present, and arrange with his servants not to take him back that day, so + that there might be time to consider what was best for all parties. Don + Luis kissed his hands by force, nay, bathed them with his tears, in a way + that would have touched a heart of marble, not to say that of the Judge, + who, as a shrewd man, had already perceived how advantageous the marriage + would be to his daughter; though, were it possible, he would have + preferred that it should be brought about with the consent of the father + of Don Luis, who he knew looked for a title for his son. + </p> + <p> + The guests had by this time made peace with the landlord, for, by + persuasion and Don Quixote's fair words more than by threats, they had + paid him what he demanded, and the servants of Don Luis were waiting for + the end of the conversation with the Judge and their master's decision, + when the devil, who never sleeps, contrived that the barber, from whom Don + Quixote had taken Mambrino's helmet, and Sancho Panza the trappings of his + ass in exchange for those of his own, should at this instant enter the + inn; which said barber, as he led his ass to the stable, observed Sancho + Panza engaged in repairing something or other belonging to the + pack-saddle; and the moment he saw it he knew it, and made bold to attack + Sancho, exclaiming, "Ho, sir thief, I have caught you! hand over my basin + and my pack-saddle, and all my trappings that you robbed me of." + </p> + <p> + Sancho, finding himself so unexpectedly assailed, and hearing the abuse + poured upon him, seized the pack-saddle with one hand, and with the other + gave the barber a cuff that bathed his teeth in blood. The barber, + however, was not so ready to relinquish the prize he had made in the + pack-saddle; on the contrary, he raised such an outcry that everyone in + the inn came running to know what the noise and quarrel meant. "Here, in + the name of the king and justice!" he cried, "this thief and highwayman + wants to kill me for trying to recover my property." + </p> + <p> + "You lie," said Sancho, "I am no highwayman; it was in fair war my master + Don Quixote won these spoils." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was standing by at the time, highly pleased to see his + squire's stoutness, both offensive and defensive, and from that time forth + he reckoned him a man of mettle, and in his heart resolved to dub him a + knight on the first opportunity that presented itself, feeling sure that + the order of chivalry would be fittingly bestowed upon him. + </p> + <p> + In the course of the altercation, among other things the barber said, + "Gentlemen, this pack-saddle is mine as surely as I owe God a death, and I + know it as well as if I had given birth to it, and here is my ass in the + stable who will not let me lie; only try it, and if it does not fit him + like a glove, call me a rascal; and what is more, the same day I was + robbed of this, they robbed me likewise of a new brass basin, never yet + handselled, that would fetch a crown any day." + </p> + <p> + At this Don Quixote could not keep himself from answering; and interposing + between the two, and separating them, he placed the pack-saddle on the + ground, to lie there in sight until the truth was established, and said, + "Your worships may perceive clearly and plainly the error under which this + worthy squire lies when he calls a basin which was, is, and shall be the + helmet of Mambrino which I won from him in fair war, and made myself master + of by legitimate and lawful possession. With the pack-saddle I do not + concern myself; but I may tell you on that head that my squire Sancho + asked my permission to strip off the caparison of this vanquished + poltroon's steed, and with it adorn his own; I allowed him, and he took + it; and as to its having been changed from a caparison into a pack-saddle, + I can give no explanation except the usual one, that such transformations + will take place in adventures of chivalry. To confirm all which, run, + Sancho my son, and fetch hither the helmet which this good fellow calls a + basin." + </p> + <p> + "Egad, master," said Sancho, "if we have no other proof of our case than + what your worship puts forward, Mambrino's helmet is just as much a basin + as this good fellow's caparison is a pack-saddle." + </p> + <p> + "Do as I bid thee," said Don Quixote; "it cannot be that everything in + this castle goes by enchantment." + </p> + <p> + Sancho hastened to where the basin was, and brought it back with him, and + when Don Quixote saw it, he took hold of it and said: + </p> + <p> + "Your worships may see with what a face this squire can assert that this + is a basin and not the helmet I told you of; and I swear by the order of + chivalry I profess, that this helmet is the identical one I took from him, + without anything added to or taken from it." + </p> + <p> + "There is no doubt of that," said Sancho, "for from the time my master won + it until now he has only fought one battle in it, when he let loose those + unlucky men in chains; and if had not been for this basin-helmet he would + not have come off over well that time, for there was plenty of + stone-throwing in that affair." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c44e" id="c44e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c44e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c44e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch45" id="ch45"></a>CHAPTER XLV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET AND THE PACK-SADDLE IS + FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND EARNEST + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c45a" id="c45a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c45a.jpg (154K)" src="images/c45a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c45a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "What do you think now, gentlemen," said the barber, "of what these + gentles say, when they want to make out that this is a helmet?" + </p> + <p> + "And whoever says the contrary," said Don Quixote, "I will let him know he + lies if he is a knight, and if he is a squire that he lies again a + thousand times." + </p> + <p> + Our own barber, who was present at all this, and understood Don Quixote's + humour so thoroughly, took it into his head to back up his delusion and + carry on the joke for the general amusement; so addressing the other + barber he said: + </p> + <p> + "Senor barber, or whatever you are, you must know that I belong to your + profession too, and have had a licence to practise for more than twenty + years, and I know the implements of the barber craft, every one of them, + perfectly well; and I was likewise a soldier for some time in the days of + my youth, and I know also what a helmet is, and a morion, and a headpiece + with a visor, and other things pertaining to soldiering, I meant to say to + soldiers' arms; and I say—saving better opinions and always with + submission to sounder judgments—that this piece we have now before + us, which this worthy gentleman has in his hands, not only is no barber's + basin, but is as far from being one as white is from black, and truth from + falsehood; I say, moreover, that this, although it is a helmet, is not a + complete helmet." + </p> + <p> + "Certainly not," said Don Quixote, "for half of it is wanting, that is to + say the beaver." + </p> + <p> + "It is quite true," said the curate, who saw the object of his friend the + barber; and Cardenio, Don Fernando and his companions agreed with him, and + even the Judge, if his thoughts had not been so full of Don Luis's affair, + would have helped to carry on the joke; but he was so taken up with the + serious matters he had on his mind that he paid little or no attention to + these facetious proceedings. + </p> + <p> + "God bless me!" exclaimed their butt the barber at this; "is it possible + that such an honourable company can say that this is not a basin but a + helmet? Why, this is a thing that would astonish a whole university, + however wise it might be! That will do; if this basin is a helmet, why, + then the pack-saddle must be a horse's caparison, as this gentleman has + said." + </p> + <p> + "To me it looks like a pack-saddle," said Don Quixote; "but I have already + said that with that question I do not concern myself." + </p> + <p> + "As to whether it be pack-saddle or caparison," said the curate, "it is + only for Senor Don Quixote to say; for in these matters of chivalry all + these gentlemen and I bow to his authority." + </p> + <p> + "By God, gentlemen," said Don Quixote, "so many strange things have + happened to me in this castle on the two occasions on which I have + sojourned in it, that I will not venture to assert anything positively in + reply to any question touching anything it contains; for it is my belief + that everything that goes on within it goes by enchantment. The first + time, an enchanted Moor that there is in it gave me sore trouble, nor did + Sancho fare well among certain followers of his; and last night I was kept + hanging by this arm for nearly two hours, without knowing how or why I + came by such a mishap. So that now, for me to come forward to give an + opinion in such a puzzling matter, would be to risk a rash decision. As + regards the assertion that this is a basin and not a helmet I have already + given an answer; but as to the question whether this is a pack-saddle or a + caparison I will not venture to give a positive opinion, but will leave it + to your worships' better judgment. Perhaps as you are not dubbed knights + like myself, the enchantments of this place have nothing to do with you, + and your faculties are unfettered, and you can see things in this castle + as they really and truly are, and not as they appear to me." + </p> + <p> + "There can be no question," said Don Fernando on this, "but that Senor Don + Quixote has spoken very wisely, and that with us rests the decision of + this matter; and that we may have surer ground to go on, I will take the + votes of the gentlemen in secret, and declare the result clearly and + fully." + </p> + <p> + To those who were in on the secret of Don Quixote's humour all this afforded + great amusement; but to those who knew nothing about it, it seemed the + greatest nonsense in the world, in particular to the four servants of Don + Luis, as well as to Don Luis himself, and to three other travellers who + had by chance come to the inn, and had the appearance of officers of the + Holy Brotherhood, as indeed they were; but the one who above all was at + his wits' end was the barber whose basin, there before his very eyes, had been + turned into Mambrino's helmet, and whose pack-saddle he had no doubt + whatever was about to become a rich caparison for a horse. All laughed to + see Don Fernando going from one to another collecting the votes, and + whispering to them to give him their private opinion whether the treasure + over which there had been so much fighting was a pack-saddle or a + caparison; but after he had taken the votes of those who knew Don Quixote, + he said aloud, "The fact is, my good fellow, that I am tired collecting + such a number of opinions, for I find that there is not one of whom I ask + what I desire to know, who does not tell me that it is absurd to say that + this is the pack-saddle of an ass, and not the caparison of a horse, nay, + of a thoroughbred horse; so you must submit, for, in spite of you and your + ass, this is a caparison and no pack-saddle, and you have stated and + proved your case very badly." + </p> + <p> + "May I never share heaven," said the poor barber, "if your worships are + not all mistaken; and may my soul appear before God as that appears to me + a pack-saddle and not a caparison; but, 'laws go,'—I say no more; + and indeed I am not drunk, for I am fasting, except it be from sin." + </p> + <p> + The simple talk of the barber did not afford less amusement than the + absurdities of Don Quixote, who now observed: + </p> + <p> + "There is no more to be done now than for each to take what belongs to + him, and to whom God has given it, may St. Peter add his blessing." + </p> + <p> + But said one of the four servants, "Unless, indeed, this is a deliberate + joke, I cannot bring myself to believe that men so intelligent as those + present are, or seem to be, can venture to declare and assert that this is + not a basin, and that not a pack-saddle; but as I perceive that they do + assert and declare it, I can only come to the conclusion that there is + some mystery in this persistence in what is so opposed to the evidence of + experience and truth itself; for I swear by"—and here he rapped out + a round oath—"all the people in the world will not make me believe + that this is not a barber's basin and that a jackass's pack-saddle." + </p> + <p> + "It might easily be a she-ass's," observed the curate. + </p> + <p> + "It is all the same," said the servant; "that is not the point; but + whether it is or is not a pack-saddle, as your worships say." + </p> + <p> + On hearing this one of the newly arrived officers of the Brotherhood, who + had been listening to the dispute and controversy, unable to restrain his + anger and impatience, exclaimed, "It is a pack-saddle as sure as my father + is my father, and whoever has said or will say anything else must be + drunk." + </p> + <p> + "You lie like a rascally clown," returned Don Quixote; and lifting his + pike, which he had never let out of his hand, he delivered such a blow at + his head that, had not the officer dodged it, it would have stretched him + at full length. The pike was shivered in pieces against the ground, and + the rest of the officers, seeing their comrade assaulted, raised a shout, + calling for help for the Holy Brotherhood. The landlord, who was of the + fraternity, ran at once to fetch his staff of office and his sword, and + ranged himself on the side of his comrades; the servants of Don Luis + clustered round him, lest he should escape from them in the confusion; the + barber, seeing the house turned upside down, once more laid hold of his + pack-saddle and Sancho did the same; Don Quixote drew his sword and + charged the officers; Don Luis cried out to his servants to leave him + alone and go and help Don Quixote, and Cardenio and Don Fernando, who were + supporting him; the curate was shouting at the top of his voice, the + landlady was screaming, her daughter was wailing, Maritornes was weeping, + Dorothea was aghast, Luscinda terror-stricken, and Dona Clara in a faint. + The barber cudgelled Sancho, and Sancho pommelled the barber; Don Luis + gave one of his servants, who ventured to catch him by the arm to keep him + from escaping, a cuff that bathed his teeth in blood; the Judge took his + part; Don Fernando had got one of the officers down and was belabouring + him heartily; the landlord raised his voice again calling for help for the + Holy Brotherhood; so that the whole inn was nothing but cries, shouts, + shrieks, confusion, terror, dismay, mishaps, sword-cuts, fisticuffs, + cudgellings, kicks, and bloodshed; and in the midst of all this chaos, + complication, and general entanglement, Don Quixote took it into his head + that he had been plunged into the thick of the discord of Agramante's + camp; and, in a voice that shook the inn like thunder, he cried out: + </p> + <p> + "Hold all, let all sheathe their swords, let all be calm and attend to me + as they value their lives!" + </p> + <p> + All paused at his mighty voice, and he went on to say, "Did I not tell + you, sirs, that this castle was enchanted, and that a legion or so of + devils dwelt in it? In proof whereof I call upon you to behold with your + own eyes how the discord of Agramante's camp has come hither, and been + transferred into the midst of us. See how they fight, there for the sword, + here for the horse, on that side for the eagle, on this for the helmet; we + are all fighting, and all at cross purposes. Come then, you, Senor Judge, + and you, senor curate; let the one represent King Agramante and the other + King Sobrino, and make peace among us; for by God Almighty it is a sorry + business that so many persons of quality as we are should slay one another + for such trifling cause." The officers, who did not understand Don + Quixote's mode of speaking, and found themselves roughly handled by Don + Fernando, Cardenio, and their companions, were not to be appeased; the + barber was, however, for both his beard and his pack-saddle were the worse + for the struggle; Sancho like a good servant obeyed the slightest word of + his master; while the four servants of Don Luis kept quiet when they saw + how little they gained by not being so. The landlord alone insisted upon + it that they must punish the insolence of this madman, who at every turn + raised a disturbance in the inn; but at length the uproar was stilled for + the present; the pack-saddle remained a caparison till the day of + judgment, and the basin a helmet and the inn a castle in Don Quixote's + imagination. + </p> + <p> + All having been now pacified and made friends by the persuasion of the + Judge and the curate, the servants of Don Luis began again to urge him to + return with them at once; and while he was discussing the matter with + them, the Judge took counsel with Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the curate + as to what he ought to do in the case, telling them how it stood, and what + Don Luis had said to him. It was agreed at length that Don Fernando should + tell the servants of Don Luis who he was, and that it was his desire that + Don Luis should accompany him to Andalusia, where he would receive from + the marquis his brother the welcome his quality entitled him to; for, + otherwise, it was easy to see from the determination of Don Luis that he + would not return to his father at present, though they tore him to pieces. + On learning the rank of Don Fernando and the resolution of Don Luis the + four then settled it between themselves that three of them should return + to tell his father how matters stood, and that the other should remain to + wait upon Don Luis, and not leave him until they came back for him, or his + father's orders were known. Thus by the authority of Agramante and the + wisdom of King Sobrino all this complication of disputes was arranged; but + the enemy of concord and hater of peace, feeling himself slighted and made + a fool of, and seeing how little he had gained after having involved them + all in such an elaborate entanglement, resolved to try his hand once more + by stirring up fresh quarrels and disturbances. + </p> + <p> + It came about in this wise: the officers were pacified on learning the + rank of those with whom they had been engaged, and withdrew from the + contest, considering that whatever the result might be they were likely to + get the worst of the battle; but one of them, the one who had been + thrashed and kicked by Don Fernando, recollected that among some warrants + he carried for the arrest of certain delinquents, he had one against Don + Quixote, whom the Holy Brotherhood had ordered to be arrested for setting + the galley slaves free, as Sancho had, with very good reason, apprehended. + Suspecting how it was, then, he wished to satisfy himself as to whether + Don Quixote's features corresponded; and taking a parchment out of his + bosom he lit upon what he was in search of, and setting himself to read it + deliberately, for he was not a quick reader, as he made out each word he + fixed his eyes on Don Quixote, and went on comparing the description in + the warrant with his face, and discovered that beyond all doubt he was the + person described in it. As soon as he had satisfied himself, folding up + the parchment, he took the warrant in his left hand and with his right + seized Don Quixote by the collar so tightly that he did not allow him to + breathe, and shouted aloud, "Help for the Holy Brotherhood! and that you + may see I demand it in earnest, read this warrant which says this + highwayman is to be arrested." + </p> + <p> + The curate took the warrant and saw that what the officer said was true, + and that it agreed with Don Quixote's appearance, who, on his part, when + he found himself roughly handled by this rascally clown, worked up to the + highest pitch of wrath, and all his joints cracking with rage, with both + hands seized the officer by the throat with all his might, so that had he + not been helped by his comrades he would have yielded up his life ere Don + Quixote released his hold. The landlord, who had perforce to support his + brother officers, ran at once to aid them. The landlady, when she saw her + husband engaged in a fresh quarrel, lifted up her voice afresh, and its + note was immediately caught up by Maritornes and her daughter, calling + upon heaven and all present for help; and Sancho, seeing what was going + on, exclaimed, "By the Lord, it is quite true what my master says about + the enchantments of this castle, for it is impossible to live an hour in + peace in it!" + </p> + <p> + Don Fernando parted the officer and Don Quixote, and to their mutual + contentment made them relax the grip by which they held, the one the coat + collar, the other the throat of his adversary; for all this, however, the + officers did not cease to demand their prisoner and call on them to help, + and deliver him over bound into their power, as was required for the + service of the King and of the Holy Brotherhood, on whose behalf they + again demanded aid and assistance to effect the capture of this robber and + footpad of the highways. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote smiled when he heard these words, and said very calmly, "Come + now, base, ill-born brood; call ye it highway robbery to give freedom to + those in bondage, to release the captives, to succour the miserable, to + raise up the fallen, to relieve the needy? Infamous beings, who by your + vile grovelling intellects deserve that heaven should not make known to + you the virtue that lies in knight-errantry, or show you the sin and + ignorance in which ye lie when ye refuse to respect the shadow, not to say + the presence, of any knight-errant! Come now; band, not of officers, but + of thieves; footpads with the licence of the Holy Brotherhood; tell me who + was the ignoramus who signed a warrant of arrest against such a knight as + I am? Who was he that did not know that knights-errant are independent of + all jurisdictions, that their law is their sword, their charter their + prowess, and their edicts their will? Who, I say again, was the fool that + knows not that there are no letters patent of nobility that confer such + privileges or exemptions as a knight-errant acquires the day he is dubbed + a knight, and devotes himself to the arduous calling of chivalry? What + knight-errant ever paid poll-tax, duty, queen's pin-money, king's dues, + toll or ferry? What tailor ever took payment of him for making his + clothes? What castellan that received him in his castle ever made him pay + his shot? What king did not seat him at his table? What damsel was not + enamoured of him and did not yield herself up wholly to his will and + pleasure? And, lastly, what knight-errant has there been, is there, or + will there ever be in the world, not bold enough to give, single-handed, + four hundred cudgellings to four hundred officers of the Holy Brotherhood + if they come in his way?" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch46" id="ch46"></a>CHAPTER XLVI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY + BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON QUIXOTE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c46a" id="c46a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c46a.jpg (163K)" src="images/c46a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c46a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + While Don Quixote was talking in this strain, the curate was endeavouring + to persuade the officers that he was out of his senses, as they might + perceive by his deeds and his words, and that they need not press the + matter any further, for even if they arrested him and carried him off, + they would have to release him by-and-by as a madman; to which the holder + of the warrant replied that he had nothing to do with inquiring into Don + Quixote's madness, but only to execute his superior's orders, and that + once taken they might let him go three hundred times if they liked. + </p> + <p> + "For all that," said the curate, "you must not take him away this time, + nor will he, it is my opinion, let himself be taken away." + </p> + <p> + In short, the curate used such arguments, and Don Quixote did such mad + things, that the officers would have been more mad than he was if they had + not perceived his want of wits, and so they thought it best to allow + themselves to be pacified, and even to act as peacemakers between the + barber and Sancho Panza, who still continued their altercation with much + bitterness. In the end they, as officers of justice, settled the question + by arbitration in such a manner that both sides were, if not perfectly + contented, at least to some extent satisfied; for they changed the + pack-saddles, but not the girths or head-stalls; and as to Mambrino's + helmet, the curate, under the rose and without Don Quixote's knowing it, + paid eight reals for the basin, and the barber executed a full receipt and + engagement to make no further demand then or thenceforth for evermore, + amen. These two disputes, which were the most important and gravest, being + settled, it only remained for the servants of Don Luis to consent that + three of them should return while one was left to accompany him whither + Don Fernando desired to take him; and good luck and better fortune, having + already begun to solve difficulties and remove obstructions in favour of + the lovers and warriors of the inn, were pleased to persevere and bring + everything to a happy issue; for the servants agreed to do as Don Luis + wished; which gave Dona Clara such happiness that no one could have looked + into her face just then without seeing the joy of her heart. Zoraida, + though she did not fully comprehend all she saw, was grave or gay without + knowing why, as she watched and studied the various countenances, but + particularly her Spaniard's, whom she followed with her eyes and clung to + with her soul. The gift and compensation which the curate gave the barber + had not escaped the landlord's notice, and he demanded Don Quixote's + reckoning, together with the amount of the damage to his wine-skins, and + the loss of his wine, swearing that neither Rocinante nor Sancho's ass + should leave the inn until he had been paid to the very last farthing. The + curate settled all amicably, and Don Fernando paid; though the Judge had + also very readily offered to pay the score; and all became so peaceful and + quiet that the inn no longer reminded one of the discord of Agramante's + camp, as Don Quixote said, but of the peace and tranquillity of the days + of Octavianus: for all which it was the universal opinion that their + thanks were due to the great zeal and eloquence of the curate, and to the + unexampled generosity of Don Fernando. + </p> + <p> + Finding himself now clear and quit of all quarrels, his squire's as well + as his own, Don Quixote considered that it would be advisable to continue + the journey he had begun, and bring to a close that great adventure for + which he had been called and chosen; and with this high resolve he went + and knelt before Dorothea, who, however, would not allow him to utter a + word until he had risen; so to obey her he rose, and said, "It is a common + proverb, fair lady, that 'diligence is the mother of good fortune,' and + experience has often shown in important affairs that the earnestness of + the negotiator brings the doubtful case to a successful termination; but + in nothing does this truth show itself more plainly than in war, where + quickness and activity forestall the devices of the enemy, and win the + victory before the foe has time to defend himself. All this I say, exalted + and esteemed lady, because it seems to me that for us to remain any longer + in this castle now is useless, and may be injurious to us in a way that we + shall find out some day; for who knows but that your enemy the giant may + have learned by means of secret and diligent spies that I am going to + destroy him, and if the opportunity be given him he may seize it to + fortify himself in some impregnable castle or stronghold, against which + all my efforts and the might of my indefatigable arm may avail but little? + Therefore, lady, let us, as I say, forestall his schemes by our activity, + and let us depart at once in quest of fair fortune; for your highness is + only kept from enjoying it as fully as you could desire by my delay in + encountering your adversary." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote held his peace and said no more, calmly awaiting the reply of + the beauteous princess, who, with commanding dignity and in a style + adapted to Don Quixote's own, replied to him in these words, "I give you + thanks, sir knight, for the eagerness you, like a good knight to whom it + is a natural obligation to succour the orphan and the needy, display to + afford me aid in my sore trouble; and heaven grant that your wishes and + mine may be realised, so that you may see that there are women in this + world capable of gratitude; as to my departure, let it be forthwith, for I + have no will but yours; dispose of me entirely in accordance with your + good pleasure; for she who has once entrusted to you the defence of her + person, and placed in your hands the recovery of her dominions, must not + think of offering opposition to that which your wisdom may ordain." + </p> + <p> + "On, then, in God's name," said Don Quixote; "for, when a lady humbles + herself to me, I will not lose the opportunity of raising her up and + placing her on the throne of her ancestors. Let us depart at once, for the + common saying that in delay there is danger, lends spurs to my eagerness + to take the road; and as neither heaven has created nor hell seen any that + can daunt or intimidate me, saddle Rocinante, Sancho, and get ready thy + ass and the queen's palfrey, and let us take leave of the castellan and + these gentlemen, and go hence this very instant." + </p> + <p> + Sancho, who was standing by all the time, said, shaking his head, "Ah! + master, master, there is more mischief in the village than one hears of, + begging all good bodies' pardon." + </p> + <p> + "What mischief can there be in any village, or in all the cities of the + world, you booby, that can hurt my reputation?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "If your worship is angry," replied Sancho, "I will hold my tongue and + leave unsaid what as a good squire I am bound to say, and what a good + servant should tell his master." + </p> + <p> + "Say what thou wilt," returned Don Quixote, "provided thy words be not + meant to work upon my fears; for thou, if thou fearest, art behaving like + thyself; but I like myself, in not fearing." + </p> + <p> + "It is nothing of the sort, as I am a sinner before God," said Sancho, + "but that I take it to be sure and certain that this lady, who calls + herself queen of the great kingdom of Micomicon, is no more so than my + mother; for, if she was what she says, she would not go rubbing noses with + one that is here every instant and behind every door." + </p> + <p> + Dorothea turned red at Sancho's words, for the truth was that her husband + Don Fernando had now and then, when the others were not looking, gathered + from her lips some of the reward his love had earned, and Sancho seeing + this had considered that such freedom was more like a courtesan than a + queen of a great kingdom; she, however, being unable or not caring to + answer him, allowed him to proceed, and he continued, "This I say, senor, + because, if after we have travelled roads and highways, and passed bad + nights and worse days, one who is now enjoying himself in this inn is to + reap the fruit of our labours, there is no need for me to be in a hurry to + saddle Rocinante, put the pad on the ass, or get ready the palfrey; for it + will be better for us to stay quiet, and let every jade mind her spinning, + and let us go to dinner." + </p> + <p> + Good God, what was the indignation of Don Quixote when he heard the + audacious words of his squire! So great was it, that in a voice + inarticulate with rage, with a stammering tongue, and eyes that flashed + living fire, he exclaimed, "Rascally clown, boorish, insolent, and + ignorant, ill-spoken, foul-mouthed, impudent backbiter and slanderer! Hast + thou dared to utter such words in my presence and in that of these + illustrious ladies? Hast thou dared to harbour such gross and shameless + thoughts in thy muddled imagination? Begone from my presence, thou born + monster, storehouse of lies, hoard of untruths, garner of knaveries, + inventor of scandals, publisher of absurdities, enemy of the respect due + to royal personages! Begone, show thyself no more before me under pain of + my wrath;" and so saying he knitted his brows, puffed out his cheeks, + gazed around him, and stamped on the ground violently with his right foot, + showing in every way the rage that was pent up in his heart; and at his + words and furious gestures Sancho was so scared and terrified that he + would have been glad if the earth had opened that instant and swallowed + him, and his only thought was to turn round and make his escape from the + angry presence of his master. + </p> + <p> + But the ready-witted Dorothea, who by this time so well understood Don + Quixote's humour, said, to mollify his wrath, "Be not irritated at the + absurdities your good squire has uttered, Sir Knight of the Rueful + Countenance, for perhaps he did not utter them without cause, and from his + good sense and Christian conscience it is not likely that he would bear + false witness against anyone. We may therefore believe, without any + hesitation, that since, as you say, sir knight, everything in this castle + goes and is brought about by means of enchantment, Sancho, I say, may + possibly have seen, through this diabolical medium, what he says he saw so + much to the detriment of my modesty." + </p> + <p> + "I swear by God Omnipotent," exclaimed Don Quixote at this, "your highness + has hit the point; and that some vile illusion must have come before this + sinner of a Sancho, that made him see what it would have been impossible + to see by any other means than enchantments; for I know well enough, from + the poor fellow's goodness and harmlessness, that he is incapable of + bearing false witness against anybody." + </p> + <p> + "True, no doubt," said Don Fernando, "for which reason, Senor Don Quixote, + you ought to forgive him and restore him to the bosom of your favour, + sicut erat in principio, before illusions of this sort had taken away his + senses." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote said he was ready to pardon him, and the curate went for + Sancho, who came in very humbly, and falling on his knees begged for the + hand of his master, who having presented it to him and allowed him to kiss + it, gave him his blessing and said, "Now, Sancho my son, thou wilt be + convinced of the truth of what I have many a time told thee, that + everything in this castle is done by means of enchantment." + </p> + <p> + "So it is, I believe," said Sancho, "except the affair of the blanket, + which came to pass in reality by ordinary means." + </p> + <p> + "Believe it not," said Don Quixote, "for had it been so, I would have + avenged thee that instant, or even now; but neither then nor now could I, + nor have I seen anyone upon whom to avenge thy wrong." + </p> + <p> + They were all eager to know what the affair of the blanket was, and the + landlord gave them a minute account of Sancho's flights, at which they + laughed not a little, and at which Sancho would have been no less out of + countenance had not his master once more assured him it was all + enchantment. For all that his simplicity never reached so high a pitch + that he could persuade himself it was not the plain and simple truth, + without any deception whatever about it, that he had been blanketed by + beings of flesh and blood, and not by visionary and imaginary phantoms, as + his master believed and protested. + </p> + <p> + The illustrious company had now been two days in the inn; and as it seemed + to them time to depart, they devised a plan so that, without giving + Dorothea and Don Fernando the trouble of going back with Don Quixote to + his village under pretence of restoring Queen Micomicona, the curate and + the barber might carry him away with them as they proposed, and the curate + be able to take his madness in hand at home; and in pursuance of their + plan they arranged with the owner of an oxcart who happened to be passing + that way to carry him after this fashion. They constructed a kind of cage + with wooden bars, large enough to hold Don Quixote comfortably; and then + Don Fernando and his companions, the servants of Don Luis, and the + officers of the Brotherhood, together with the landlord, by the directions + and advice of the curate, covered their faces and disguised themselves, + some in one way, some in another, so as to appear to Don Quixote quite + different from the persons he had seen in the castle. This done, in + profound silence they entered the room where he was asleep, taking his + rest after the past frays, and advancing to where he was sleeping + tranquilly, not dreaming of anything of the kind happening, they seized + him firmly and bound him fast hand and foot, so that, when he awoke + startled, he was unable to move, and could only marvel and wonder at the + strange figures he saw before him; upon which he at once gave way to the + idea which his crazed fancy invariably conjured up before him, and took it + into his head that all these shapes were phantoms of the enchanted castle, + and that he himself was unquestionably enchanted as he could neither move + nor help himself; precisely what the curate, the concoctor of the scheme, + expected would happen. Of all that were there Sancho was the only one who + was at once in his senses and in his own proper character, and he, though + he was within very little of sharing his master's infirmity, did not fail + to perceive who all these disguised figures were; but he did not dare to + open his lips until he saw what came of this assault and capture of his + master; nor did the latter utter a word, waiting to the upshot of his + mishap; which was that bringing in the cage, they shut him up in it and + nailed the bars so firmly that they could not be easily burst open. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c46b" id="c46b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c46b.jpg (342K)" src="images/c46b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c46b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + They then took him on their shoulders, and as they passed out of the room + an awful voice—as much so as the barber, not he of the pack-saddle + but the other, was able to make it—was heard to say, "O Knight of + the Rueful Countenance, let not this captivity in which thou art placed + afflict thee, for this must needs be, for the more speedy accomplishment + of the adventure in which thy great heart has engaged thee; the which + shall be accomplished when the raging Manchegan lion and the white Tobosan + dove shall be linked together, having first humbled their haughty necks to + the gentle yoke of matrimony. And from this marvellous union shall come + forth to the light of the world brave whelps that shall rival the ravening + claws of their valiant father; and this shall come to pass ere the pursuer + of the flying nymph shall in his swift natural course have twice visited + the starry signs. And thou, O most noble and obedient squire that ever + bore sword at side, beard on face, or nose to smell with, be not dismayed + or grieved to see the flower of knight-errantry carried away thus before + thy very eyes; for soon, if it so please the Framer of the universe, thou + shalt see thyself exalted to such a height that thou shalt not know + thyself, and the promises which thy good master has made thee shall not + prove false; and I assure thee, on the authority of the sage Mentironiana, + that thy wages shall be paid thee, as thou shalt see in due season. Follow + then the footsteps of the valiant enchanted knight, for it is expedient + that thou shouldst go to the destination assigned to both of you; and as + it is not permitted to me to say more, God be with thee; for I return to + that place I wot of;" and as he brought the prophecy to a close he raised + his voice to a high pitch, and then lowered it to such a soft tone, that + even those who knew it was all a joke were almost inclined to take what + they heard seriously. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was comforted by the prophecy he heard, for he at once + comprehended its meaning perfectly, and perceived it was promised to him + that he should see himself united in holy and lawful matrimony with his + beloved Dulcinea del Toboso, from whose blessed womb should proceed the + whelps, his sons, to the eternal glory of La Mancha; and being thoroughly + and firmly persuaded of this, he lifted up his voice, and with a deep sigh + exclaimed, "Oh thou, whoever thou art, who hast foretold me so much good, + I implore of thee that on my part thou entreat that sage enchanter who + takes charge of my interests, that he leave me not to perish in this + captivity in which they are now carrying me away, ere I see fulfilled + promises so joyful and incomparable as those which have been now made me; + for, let this but come to pass, and I shall glory in the pains of my + prison, find comfort in these chains wherewith they bind me, and regard + this bed whereon they stretch me, not as a hard battle-field, but as a + soft and happy nuptial couch; and touching the consolation of Sancho + Panza, my squire, I rely upon his goodness and rectitude that he will not + desert me in good or evil fortune; for if, by his ill luck or mine, it may + not happen to be in my power to give him the island I have promised, or + any equivalent for it, at least his wages shall not be lost; for in my + will, which is already made, I have declared the sum that shall be paid to + him, measured, not by his many faithful services, but by the means at my + disposal." + </p> + <p> + Sancho bowed his head very respectfully and kissed both his hands, for, + being tied together, he could not kiss one; and then the apparitions + lifted the cage upon their shoulders and fixed it upon the ox-cart. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c46e" id="c46e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c46e.jpg (56K)" src="images/c46e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c46e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch47" id="ch47"></a>CHAPTER XLVII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WAS CARRIED AWAY + ENCHANTED, TOGETHER WITH OTHER REMARKABLE INCIDENTS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c47a" id="c47a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c47a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c47a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c47a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + When Don Quixote saw himself caged and hoisted on the cart in this way, he + said, "Many grave histories of knights-errant have I read; but never yet + have I read, seen, or heard of their carrying off enchanted knights-errant + in this fashion, or at the slow pace that these lazy, sluggish animals + promise; for they always take them away through the air with marvellous + swiftness, enveloped in a dark thick cloud, or on a chariot of fire, or it + may be on some hippogriff or other beast of the kind; but to carry me off + like this on an ox-cart! By God, it puzzles me! But perhaps the chivalry + and enchantments of our day take a different course from that of those in + days gone by; and it may be, too, that as I am a new knight in the world, + and the first to revive the already forgotten calling of + knight-adventurers, they may have newly invented other kinds of + enchantments and other modes of carrying off the enchanted. What thinkest + thou of the matter, Sancho my son?" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c47b" id="c47b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c47b.jpg (357K)" src="images/c47b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c47b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "I don't know what to think," answered Sancho, "not being as well read as + your worship in errant writings; but for all that I venture to say and + swear that these apparitions that are about us are not quite catholic." + </p> + <p> + "Catholic!" said Don Quixote. "Father of me! how can they be Catholic when + they are all devils that have taken fantastic shapes to come and do this, + and bring me to this condition? And if thou wouldst prove it, touch them, + and feel them, and thou wilt find they have only bodies of air, and no + consistency except in appearance." + </p> + <p> + "By God, master," returned Sancho, "I have touched them already; and that + devil, that goes about there so busily, has firm flesh, and another + property very different from what I have heard say devils have, for by all + accounts they all smell of brimstone and other bad smells; but this one + smells of amber half a league off." Sancho was here speaking of Don + Fernando, who, like a gentleman of his rank, was very likely perfumed as + Sancho said. + </p> + <p> + "Marvel not at that, Sancho my friend," said Don Quixote; "for let me tell + thee devils are crafty; and even if they do carry odours about with them, + they themselves have no smell, because they are spirits; or, if they have + any smell, they cannot smell of anything sweet, but of something foul and + fetid; and the reason is that as they carry hell with them wherever they + go, and can get no ease whatever from their torments, and as a sweet smell + is a thing that gives pleasure and enjoyment, it is impossible that they + can smell sweet; if, then, this devil thou speakest of seems to thee to + smell of amber, either thou art deceiving thyself, or he wants to deceive + thee by making thee fancy he is not a devil." + </p> + <p> + Such was the conversation that passed between master and man; and Don + Fernando and Cardenio, apprehensive of Sancho's making a complete + discovery of their scheme, towards which he had already gone some way, + resolved to hasten their departure, and calling the landlord aside, they + directed him to saddle Rocinante and put the pack-saddle on Sancho's ass, + which he did with great alacrity. In the meantime the curate had made an + arrangement with the officers that they should bear them company as far as + his village, he paying them so much a day. Cardenio hung the buckler on + one side of the bow of Rocinante's saddle and the basin on the other, and + by signs commanded Sancho to mount his ass and take Rocinante's bridle, + and at each side of the cart he placed two officers with their muskets; + but before the cart was put in motion, out came the landlady and her + daughter and Maritornes to bid Don Quixote farewell, pretending to weep + with grief at his misfortune; and to them Don Quixote said: + </p> + <p> + "Weep not, good ladies, for all these mishaps are the lot of those who + follow the profession I profess; and if these reverses did not befall me I + should not esteem myself a famous knight-errant; for such things never + happen to knights of little renown and fame, because nobody in the world + thinks about them; to valiant knights they do, for these are envied for + their virtue and valour by many princes and other knights who compass the + destruction of the worthy by base means. Nevertheless, virtue is of + herself so mighty, that, in spite of all the magic that Zoroaster its + first inventor knew, she will come victorious out of every trial, and shed + her light upon the earth as the sun does upon the heavens. Forgive me, + fair ladies, if, through inadvertence, I have in aught offended you; for + intentionally and wittingly I have never done so to any; and pray to God + that he deliver me from this captivity to which some malevolent enchanter + has consigned me; and should I find myself released therefrom, the favours + that ye have bestowed upon me in this castle shall be held in memory by + me, that I may acknowledge, recognise, and requite them as they deserve." + </p> + <p> + While this was passing between the ladies of the castle and Don Quixote, + the curate and the barber bade farewell to Don Fernando and his + companions, to the captain, his brother, and the ladies, now all made + happy, and in particular to Dorothea and Luscinda. They all embraced one + another, and promised to let each other know how things went with them, + and Don Fernando directed the curate where to write to him, to tell him + what became of Don Quixote, assuring him that there was nothing that could + give him more pleasure than to hear of it, and that he too, on his part, + would send him word of everything he thought he would like to know, about + his marriage, Zoraida's baptism, Don Luis's affair, and Luscinda's return + to her home. The curate promised to comply with his request carefully, and + they embraced once more, and renewed their promises. + </p> + <p> + The landlord approached the curate and handed him some papers, saying he + had discovered them in the lining of the valise in which the novel of "The + Ill-advised Curiosity" had been found, and that he might take them all + away with him as their owner had not since returned; for, as he could not + read, he did not want them himself. The curate thanked him, and opening + them he saw at the beginning of the manuscript the words, "Novel of + Rinconete and Cortadillo," by which he perceived that it was a novel, and + as that of "The Ill-advised Curiosity" had been good he concluded this + would be so too, as they were both probably by the same author; so he kept + it, intending to read it when he had an opportunity. He then mounted and + his friend the barber did the same, both masked, so as not to be + recognised by Don Quixote, and set out following in the rear of the cart. + The order of march was this: first went the cart with the owner leading + it; at each side of it marched the officers of the Brotherhood, as has + been said, with their muskets; then followed Sancho Panza on his ass, + leading Rocinante by the bridle; and behind all came the curate and the + barber on their mighty mules, with faces covered, as aforesaid, and a + grave and serious air, measuring their pace to suit the slow steps of the + oxen. Don Quixote was seated in the cage, with his hands tied and his feet + stretched out, leaning against the bars as silent and as patient as if he + were a stone statue and not a man of flesh. Thus slowly and silently they + made, it might be, two leagues, until they reached a valley which the + carter thought a convenient place for resting and feeding his oxen, and he + said so to the curate, but the barber was of opinion that they ought to + push on a little farther, as at the other side of a hill which appeared + close by he knew there was a valley that had more grass and much better + than the one where they proposed to halt; and his advice was taken and + they continued their journey. + </p> + <p> + Just at that moment the curate, looking back, saw coming on behind them + six or seven mounted men, well found and equipped, who soon overtook them, + for they were travelling, not at the sluggish, deliberate pace of oxen, + but like men who rode canons' mules, and in haste to take their noontide + rest as soon as possible at the inn which was in sight not a league off. + The quick travellers came up with the slow, and courteous salutations were + exchanged; and one of the new comers, who was, in fact, a canon of Toledo + and master of the others who accompanied him, observing the regular order + of the procession, the cart, the officers, Sancho, Rocinante, the curate + and the barber, and above all Don Quixote caged and confined, could not + help asking what was the meaning of carrying the man in that fashion; + though, from the badges of the officers, he already concluded that he must + be some desperate highwayman or other malefactor whose punishment fell + within the jurisdiction of the Holy Brotherhood. One of the officers to + whom he had put the question, replied, "Let the gentleman himself tell you + the meaning of his going this way, senor, for we do not know." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote overheard the conversation and said, "Haply, gentlemen, you + are versed and learned in matters of errant chivalry? Because if you are I + will tell you my misfortunes; if not, there is no good in my giving myself + the trouble of relating them;" but here the curate and the barber, seeing + that the travellers were engaged in conversation with Don Quixote, came + forward, in order to answer in such a way as to save their stratagem from + being discovered. + </p> + <p> + The canon, replying to Don Quixote, said, "In truth, brother, I know more + about books of chivalry than I do about Villalpando's elements of logic; + so if that be all, you may safely tell me what you please." + </p> + <p> + "In God's name, then, senor," replied Don Quixote; "if that be so, I would + have you know that I am held enchanted in this cage by the envy and fraud + of wicked enchanters; for virtue is more persecuted by the wicked than + loved by the good. I am a knight-errant, and not one of those whose names + Fame has never thought of immortalising in her record, but of those who, + in defiance and in spite of envy itself, and all the magicians that + Persia, or Brahmans that India, or Gymnosophists that Ethiopia ever + produced, will place their names in the temple of immortality, to serve as + examples and patterns for ages to come, whereby knights-errant may see the + footsteps in which they must tread if they would attain the summit and + crowning point of honour in arms." + </p> + <p> + "What Senor Don Quixote of La Mancha says," observed the curate, "is the + truth; for he goes enchanted in this cart, not from any fault or sins of + his, but because of the malevolence of those to whom virtue is odious and + valour hateful. This, senor, is the Knight of the Rueful Countenance, if + you have ever heard him named, whose valiant achievements and mighty deeds + shall be written on lasting brass and imperishable marble, notwithstanding + all the efforts of envy to obscure them and malice to hide them." + </p> + <p> + When the canon heard both the prisoner and the man who was at liberty talk + in such a strain he was ready to cross himself in his astonishment, and + could not make out what had befallen him; and all his attendants were in + the same state of amazement. + </p> + <p> + At this point Sancho Panza, who had drawn near to hear the conversation, + said, in order to make everything plain, "Well, sirs, you may like or + dislike what I am going to say, but the fact of the matter is, my master, + Don Quixote, is just as much enchanted as my mother. He is in his full + senses, he eats and he drinks, and he has his calls like other men and as + he had yesterday, before they caged him. And if that's the case, what do + they mean by wanting me to believe that he is enchanted? For I have heard + many a one say that enchanted people neither eat, nor sleep, nor talk; and + my master, if you don't stop him, will talk more than thirty lawyers." + Then turning to the curate he exclaimed, "Ah, senor curate, senor curate! + do you think I don't know you? Do you think I don't guess and see the + drift of these new enchantments? Well then, I can tell you I know you, for + all your face is covered, and I can tell you I am up to you, however you + may hide your tricks. After all, where envy reigns virtue cannot live, and + where there is niggardliness there can be no liberality. Ill betide the + devil! if it had not been for your worship my master would be married to + the Princess Micomicona this minute, and I should be a count at least; for + no less was to be expected, as well from the goodness of my master, him of + the Rueful Countenance, as from the greatness of my services. But I see + now how true it is what they say in these parts, that the wheel of fortune + turns faster than a mill-wheel, and that those who were up yesterday are + down to-day. I am sorry for my wife and children, for when they might + fairly and reasonably expect to see their father return to them a governor + or viceroy of some island or kingdom, they will see him come back a + horse-boy. I have said all this, senor curate, only to urge your paternity + to lay to your conscience your ill-treatment of my master; and have a care + that God does not call you to account in another life for making a + prisoner of him in this way, and charge against you all the succours and + good deeds that my lord Don Quixote leaves undone while he is shut up. + </p> + <p> + "Trim those lamps there!" exclaimed the barber at this; "so you are of the + same fraternity as your master, too, Sancho? By God, I begin to see that + you will have to keep him company in the cage, and be enchanted like him + for having caught some of his humour and chivalry. It was an evil hour + when you let yourself be got with child by his promises, and that island + you long so much for found its way into your head." + </p> + <p> + "I am not with child by anyone," returned Sancho, "nor am I a man to let + myself be got with child, if it was by the King himself. Though I am poor + I am an old Christian, and I owe nothing to nobody, and if I long for an + island, other people long for worse. Each of us is the son of his own + works; and being a man I may come to be pope, not to say governor of an + island, especially as my master may win so many that he will not know whom + to give them to. Mind how you talk, master barber; for shaving is not + everything, and there is some difference between Peter and Peter. I say + this because we all know one another, and it will not do to throw false + dice with me; and as to the enchantment of my master, God knows the truth; + leave it as it is; it only makes it worse to stir it." + </p> + <p> + The barber did not care to answer Sancho lest by his plain speaking he + should disclose what the curate and he himself were trying so hard to + conceal; and under the same apprehension the curate had asked the canon to + ride on a little in advance, so that he might tell him the mystery of this + man in the cage, and other things that would amuse him. The canon agreed, + and going on ahead with his servants, listened with attention to the + account of the character, life, madness, and ways of Don Quixote, given + him by the curate, who described to him briefly the beginning and origin + of his craze, and told him the whole story of his adventures up to his + being confined in the cage, together with the plan they had of taking him + home to try if by any means they could discover a cure for his madness. + The canon and his servants were surprised anew when they heard Don + Quixote's strange story, and when it was finished he said, "To tell the + truth, senor curate, I for my part consider what they call books of + chivalry to be mischievous to the State; and though, led by idle and false + taste, I have read the beginnings of almost all that have been printed, I + never could manage to read any one of them from beginning to end; for it + seems to me they are all more or less the same thing; and one has nothing + more in it than another; this no more than that. And in my opinion this + sort of writing and composition is of the same species as the fables they + call the Milesian, nonsensical tales that aim solely at giving amusement + and not instruction, exactly the opposite of the apologue fables which + amuse and instruct at the same time. And though it may be the chief object + of such books to amuse, I do not know how they can succeed, when they are + so full of such monstrous nonsense. For the enjoyment the mind feels must + come from the beauty and harmony which it perceives or contemplates in the + things that the eye or the imagination brings before it; and nothing that + has any ugliness or disproportion about it can give any pleasure. What + beauty, then, or what proportion of the parts to the whole, or of the + whole to the parts, can there be in a book or fable where a lad of sixteen + cuts down a giant as tall as a tower and makes two halves of him as if he + was an almond cake? And when they want to give us a picture of a battle, + after having told us that there are a million of combatants on the side of + the enemy, let the hero of the book be opposed to them, and we have + perforce to believe, whether we like it or not, that the said knight wins + the victory by the single might of his strong arm. And then, what shall we + say of the facility with which a born queen or empress will give herself + over into the arms of some unknown wandering knight? What mind, that is + not wholly barbarous and uncultured, can find pleasure in reading of how a + great tower full of knights sails away across the sea like a ship with a + fair wind, and will be to-night in Lombardy and to-morrow morning in the + land of Prester John of the Indies, or some other that Ptolemy never + described nor Marco Polo saw? And if, in answer to this, I am told that + the authors of books of the kind write them as fiction, and therefore are + not bound to regard niceties of truth, I would reply that fiction is all + the better the more it looks like truth, and gives the more pleasure the + more probability and possibility there is about it. Plots in fiction + should be wedded to the understanding of the reader, and be constructed in + such a way that, reconciling impossibilities, smoothing over difficulties, + keeping the mind on the alert, they may surprise, interest, divert, and + entertain, so that wonder and delight joined may keep pace one with the + other; all which he will fail to effect who shuns verisimilitude and truth + to nature, wherein lies the perfection of writing. I have never yet seen + any book of chivalry that puts together a connected plot complete in all + its numbers, so that the middle agrees with the beginning, and the end + with the beginning and middle; on the contrary, they construct them with + such a multitude of members that it seems as though they meant to produce + a chimera or monster rather than a well-proportioned figure. And besides + all this they are harsh in their style, incredible in their achievements, + licentious in their amours, uncouth in their courtly speeches, prolix in + their battles, silly in their arguments, absurd in their travels, and, in + short, wanting in everything like intelligent art; for which reason they + deserve to be banished from the Christian commonwealth as a worthless + breed." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c47c" id="c47c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c47c.jpg (300K)" src="images/c47c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c47c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The curate listened to him attentively and felt that he was a man of sound + understanding, and that there was good reason in what he said; so he told + him that, being of the same opinion himself, and bearing a grudge to books + of chivalry, he had burned all Don Quixote's, which were many; and gave + him an account of the scrutiny he had made of them, and of those he had + condemned to the flames and those he had spared, with which the canon was + not a little amused, adding that though he had said so much in + condemnation of these books, still he found one good thing in them, and + that was the opportunity they afforded to a gifted intellect for + displaying itself; for they presented a wide and spacious field over which + the pen might range freely, describing shipwrecks, tempests, combats, + battles, portraying a valiant captain with all the qualifications + requisite to make one, showing him sagacious in foreseeing the wiles of + the enemy, eloquent in speech to encourage or restrain his soldiers, ripe + in counsel, rapid in resolve, as bold in biding his time as in pressing + the attack; now picturing some sad tragic incident, now some joyful and + unexpected event; here a beauteous lady, virtuous, wise, and modest; there + a Christian knight, brave and gentle; here a lawless, barbarous braggart; + there a courteous prince, gallant and gracious; setting forth the devotion + and loyalty of vassals, the greatness and generosity of nobles. "Or + again," said he, "the author may show himself to be an astronomer, or a + skilled cosmographer, or musician, or one versed in affairs of state, and + sometimes he will have a chance of coming forward as a magician if he + likes. He can set forth the craftiness of Ulysses, the piety of AEneas, + the valour of Achilles, the misfortunes of Hector, the treachery of Sinon, + the friendship of Euryalus, the generosity of Alexander, the boldness of + Caesar, the clemency and truth of Trajan, the fidelity of Zopyrus, the + wisdom of Cato, and in short all the faculties that serve to make an + illustrious man perfect, now uniting them in one individual, again + distributing them among many; and if this be done with charm of style and + ingenious invention, aiming at the truth as much as possible, he will + assuredly weave a web of bright and varied threads that, when finished, + will display such perfection and beauty that it will attain the worthiest + object any writing can seek, which, as I said before, is to give + instruction and pleasure combined; for the unrestricted range of these + books enables the author to show his powers, epic, lyric, tragic, or + comic, and all the moods the sweet and winning arts of poesy and oratory + are capable of; for the epic may be written in prose just as well as in + verse." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c47e" id="c47e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c47e.jpg (67K)" src="images/c47e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c47e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch48" id="ch48"></a>CHAPTER XLVIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS OF CHIVALRY, WITH + OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF HIS WIT + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c48a" id="c48a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c48a.jpg (80K)" src="images/c48a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c48a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "It is as you say, senor canon," said the curate; "and for that reason + those who have hitherto written books of the sort deserve all the more + censure for writing without paying any attention to good taste or the + rules of art, by which they might guide themselves and become as famous in + prose as the two princes of Greek and Latin poetry are in verse." + </p> + <p> + "I myself, at any rate," said the canon, "was once tempted to write a book + of chivalry in which all the points I have mentioned were to be observed; + and if I must own the truth I have more than a hundred sheets written; and + to try if it came up to my own opinion of it, I showed them to persons who + were fond of this kind of reading, to learned and intelligent men as well + as to ignorant people who cared for nothing but the pleasure of listening + to nonsense, and from all I obtained flattering approval; nevertheless I + proceeded no farther with it, as well because it seemed to me an + occupation inconsistent with my profession, as because I perceived that + the fools are more numerous than the wise; and, though it is better to be + praised by the wise few than applauded by the foolish many, I have no mind + to submit myself to the stupid judgment of the silly public, to whom the + reading of such books falls for the most part. + </p> + <p> + "But what most of all made me hold my hand and even abandon all idea of + finishing it was an argument I put to myself taken from the plays that are + acted now-a-days, which was in this wise: if those that are now in vogue, + as well those that are pure invention as those founded on history, are, + all or most of them, downright nonsense and things that have neither head + nor tail, and yet the public listens to them with delight, and regards and + cries them up as perfection when they are so far from it; and if the + authors who write them, and the players who act them, say that this is + what they must be, for the public wants this and will have nothing else; + and that those that go by rule and work out a plot according to the laws + of art will only find some half-dozen intelligent people to understand + them, while all the rest remain blind to the merit of their composition; + and that for themselves it is better to get bread from the many than + praise from the few; then my book will fare the same way, after I have + burnt off my eyebrows in trying to observe the principles I have spoken + of, and I shall be 'the tailor of the corner.' And though I have sometimes + endeavoured to convince actors that they are mistaken in this notion they + have adopted, and that they would attract more people, and get more + credit, by producing plays in accordance with the rules of art, than by + absurd ones, they are so thoroughly wedded to their own opinion that no + argument or evidence can wean them from it. + </p> + <p> + "I remember saying one day to one of these obstinate fellows, 'Tell me, do + you not recollect that a few years ago, there were three tragedies acted + in Spain, written by a famous poet of these kingdoms, which were such that + they filled all who heard them with admiration, delight, and interest, the + ignorant as well as the wise, the masses as well as the higher orders, and + brought in more money to the performers, these three alone, than thirty of + the best that have been since produced?' + </p> + <p> + "'No doubt,' replied the actor in question, 'you mean the "Isabella," the + "Phyllis," and the "Alexandra."' + </p> + <p> + "'Those are the ones I mean,' said I; 'and see if they did not observe the + principles of art, and if, by observing them, they failed to show their + superiority and please all the world; so that the fault does not lie with + the public that insists upon nonsense, but with those who don't know how + to produce something else. "The Ingratitude Revenged" was not nonsense, + nor was there any in "The Numantia," nor any to be found in "The Merchant + Lover," nor yet in "The Friendly Fair Foe," nor in some others that have + been written by certain gifted poets, to their own fame and renown, and to + the profit of those that brought them out;' some further remarks I added + to these, with which, I think, I left him rather dumbfoundered, but not so + satisfied or convinced that I could disabuse him of his error." + </p> + <p> + "You have touched upon a subject, senor canon," observed the curate here, + "that has awakened an old enmity I have against the plays in vogue at the + present day, quite as strong as that which I bear to the books of + chivalry; for while the drama, according to Tully, should be the mirror of + human life, the model of manners, and the image of the truth, those which + are presented now-a-days are mirrors of nonsense, models of folly, and + images of lewdness. For what greater nonsense can there be in connection + with what we are now discussing than for an infant to appear in swaddling + clothes in the first scene of the first act, and in the second a grown-up + bearded man? Or what greater absurdity can there be than putting before us + an old man as a swashbuckler, a young man as a poltroon, a lackey using + fine language, a page giving sage advice, a king plying as a porter, a + princess who is a kitchen-maid? And then what shall I say of their + attention to the time in which the action they represent may or can take + place, save that I have seen a play where the first act began in Europe, + the second in Asia, the third finished in Africa, and no doubt, had it + been in four acts, the fourth would have ended in America, and so it would + have been laid in all four quarters of the globe? And if truth to life is + the main thing the drama should keep in view, how is it possible for any + average understanding to be satisfied when the action is supposed to pass + in the time of King Pepin or Charlemagne, and the principal personage in + it they represent to be the Emperor Heraclius who entered Jerusalem with + the cross and won the Holy Sepulchre, like Godfrey of Bouillon, there + being years innumerable between the one and the other? or, if the play is + based on fiction and historical facts are introduced, or bits of what + occurred to different people and at different times mixed up with it, all, + not only without any semblance of probability, but with obvious errors + that from every point of view are inexcusable? And the worst of it is, + there are ignorant people who say that this is perfection, and that + anything beyond this is affected refinement. And then if we turn to sacred + dramas--what miracles they invent in them! What apocryphal, ill-devised + incidents, attributing to one saint the miracles of another! And even in + secular plays they venture to introduce miracles without any reason or + object except that they think some such miracle, or transformation as they + call it, will come in well to astonish stupid people and draw them to the + play. All this tends to the prejudice of the truth and the corruption of + history, nay more, to the reproach of the wits of Spain; for foreigners + who scrupulously observe the laws of the drama look upon us as barbarous + and ignorant, when they see the absurdity and nonsense of the plays we + produce. Nor will it be a sufficient excuse to say that the chief object + well-ordered governments have in view when they permit plays to be + performed in public is to entertain the people with some harmless + amusement occasionally, and keep it from those evil humours which idleness + is apt to engender; and that, as this may be attained by any sort of play, + good or bad, there is no need to lay down laws, or bind those who write or + act them to make them as they ought to be made, since, as I say, the + object sought for may be secured by any sort. To this I would reply that + the same end would be, beyond all comparison, better attained by means of + good plays than by those that are not so; for after listening to an + artistic and properly constructed play, the hearer will come away + enlivened by the jests, instructed by the serious parts, full of + admiration at the incidents, his wits sharpened by the arguments, warned + by the tricks, all the wiser for the examples, inflamed against vice, and + in love with virtue; for in all these ways a good play will stimulate the + mind of the hearer be he ever so boorish or dull; and of all + impossibilities the greatest is that a play endowed with all these + qualities will not entertain, satisfy, and please much more than one + wanting in them, like the greater number of those which are commonly acted + now-a-days. Nor are the poets who write them to be blamed for this; for + some there are among them who are perfectly well aware of their faults, + and know what they ought to do; but as plays have become a salable + commodity, they say, and with truth, that the actors will not buy them + unless they are after this fashion; and so the poet tries to adapt himself + to the requirements of the actor who is to pay him for his work. And that + this is the truth may be seen by the countless plays that a most fertile + wit of these kingdoms has written, with so much brilliancy, so much grace + and gaiety, such polished versification, such choice language, such + profound reflections, and in a word, so rich in eloquence and elevation of + style, that he has filled the world with his fame; and yet, in consequence + of his desire to suit the taste of the actors, they have not all, as some + of them have, come as near perfection as they ought. Others write plays + with such heedlessness that, after they have been acted, the actors have + to fly and abscond, afraid of being punished, as they often have been, for + having acted something offensive to some king or other, or insulting to + some noble family. All which evils, and many more that I say nothing of, + would be removed if there were some intelligent and sensible person at the + capital to examine all plays before they were acted, not only those + produced in the capital itself, but all that were intended to be acted in + Spain; without whose approval, seal, and signature, no local magistracy + should allow any play to be acted. In that case actors would take care to + send their plays to the capital, and could act them in safety, and those + who write them would be more careful and take more pains with their work, + standing in awe of having to submit it to the strict examination of one + who understood the matter; and so good plays would be produced and the + objects they aim at happily attained; as well the amusement of the people, + as the credit of the wits of Spain, the interest and safety of the actors, + and the saving of trouble in inflicting punishment on them. And if the + same or some other person were authorised to examine the newly written + books of chivalry, no doubt some would appear with all the perfections you + have described, enriching our language with the gracious and precious + treasure of eloquence, and driving the old books into obscurity before the + light of the new ones that would come out for the harmless entertainment, + not merely of the idle but of the very busiest; for the bow cannot be + always bent, nor can weak human nature exist without some lawful + amusement." + </p> + <p> + The canon and the curate had proceeded thus far with their conversation, + when the barber, coming forward, joined them, and said to the curate, + "This is the spot, senor licentiate, that I said was a good one for fresh + and plentiful pasture for the oxen, while we take our noontide rest." + </p> + <p> + "And so it seems," returned the curate, and he told the canon what he + proposed to do, on which he too made up his mind to halt with them, + attracted by the aspect of the fair valley that lay before their eyes; and + to enjoy it as well as the conversation of the curate, to whom he had + begun to take a fancy, and also to learn more particulars about the doings + of Don Quixote, he desired some of his servants to go on to the inn, which + was not far distant, and fetch from it what eatables there might be for + the whole party, as he meant to rest for the afternoon where he was; to + which one of his servants replied that the sumpter mule, which by this + time ought to have reached the inn, carried provisions enough to make it + unnecessary to get anything from the inn except barley. + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said the canon, "take all the beasts there, and bring the + sumpter mule back." + </p> + <p> + While this was going on, Sancho, perceiving that he could speak to his + master without having the curate and the barber, of whom he had his + suspicions, present all the time, approached the cage in which Don Quixote + was placed, and said, "Senor, to ease my conscience I want to tell you the + state of the case as to your enchantment, and that is that these two here, + with their faces covered, are the curate of our village and the barber; + and I suspect they have hit upon this plan of carrying you off in this + fashion, out of pure envy because your worship surpasses them in doing + famous deeds; and if this be the truth it follows that you are not + enchanted, but hoodwinked and made a fool of. And to prove this I want to + ask you one thing; and if you answer me as I believe you will answer, you + will be able to lay your finger on the trick, and you will see that you + are not enchanted but gone wrong in your wits." + </p> + <p> + "Ask what thou wilt, Sancho my son," returned Don Quixote, "for I will + satisfy thee and answer all thou requirest. As to what thou sayest, that + these who accompany us yonder are the curate and the barber, our + neighbours and acquaintances, it is very possible that they may seem to be + those same persons; but that they are so in reality and in fact, believe + it not on any account; what thou art to believe and think is that, if they + look like them, as thou sayest, it must be that those who have enchanted + me have taken this shape and likeness; for it is easy for enchanters to + take any form they please, and they may have taken those of our friends in + order to make thee think as thou dost, and lead thee into a labyrinth of + fancies from which thou wilt find no escape though thou hadst the cord of + Theseus; and they may also have done it to make me uncertain in my mind, + and unable to conjecture whence this evil comes to me; for if on the one + hand thou dost tell me that the barber and curate of our village are here + in company with us, and on the other I find myself shut up in a cage, and + know in my heart that no power on earth that was not supernatural would + have been able to shut me in, what wouldst thou have me say or think, but + that my enchantment is of a sort that transcends all I have ever read of + in all the histories that deal with knights-errant that have been + enchanted? So thou mayest set thy mind at rest as to the idea that they + are what thou sayest, for they are as much so as I am a Turk. But touching + thy desire to ask me something, say on, and I will answer thee, though + thou shouldst ask questions from this till to-morrow morning." + </p> + <p> + "May Our Lady be good to me!" said Sancho, lifting up his voice; "and is + it possible that your worship is so thick of skull and so short of brains + that you cannot see that what I say is the simple truth, and that malice + has more to do with your imprisonment and misfortune than enchantment? But + as it is so, I will prove plainly to you that you are not enchanted. Now + tell me, so may God deliver you from this affliction, and so may you find + yourself when you least expect it in the arms of my lady Dulcinea-" + </p> + <p> + "Leave off conjuring me," said Don Quixote, "and ask what thou wouldst + know; I have already told thee I will answer with all possible precision." + </p> + <p> + "That is what I want," said Sancho; "and what I would know, and have you + tell me, without adding or leaving out anything, but telling the whole + truth as one expects it to be told, and as it is told, by all who profess + arms, as your worship professes them, under the title of knights-errant-" + </p> + <p> + "I tell thee I will not lie in any particular," said Don Quixote; "finish + thy question; for in truth thou weariest me with all these asseverations, + requirements, and precautions, Sancho." + </p> + <p> + "Well, I rely on the goodness and truth of my master," said Sancho; "and + so, because it bears upon what we are talking about, I would ask, speaking + with all reverence, whether since your worship has been shut up and, as + you think, enchanted in this cage, you have felt any desire or inclination + to go anywhere, as the saying is?" + </p> + <p> + "I do not understand 'going anywhere,'" said Don Quixote; "explain thyself + more clearly, Sancho, if thou wouldst have me give an answer to the + point." + </p> + <p> + "Is it possible," said Sancho, "that your worship does not understand + 'going anywhere'? Why, the schoolboys know that from the time they were + babes. Well then, you must know I mean have you had any desire to do what + cannot be avoided?" + </p> + <p> + "Ah! now I understand thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "yes, often, and + even this minute; get me out of this strait, or all will not go right." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c48e" id="c48e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c48e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c48e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch49" id="ch49"></a>CHAPTER XLIX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS + MASTER DON QUIXOTE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c49a" id="c49a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c49a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c49a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c49a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Aha, I have caught you," said Sancho; "this is what in my heart and soul + I was longing to know. Come now, senor, can you deny what is commonly said + around us, when a person is out of humour, 'I don't know what ails + so-and-so, that he neither eats, nor drinks, nor sleeps, nor gives a + proper answer to any question; one would think he was enchanted'? From + which it is to be gathered that those who do not eat, or drink, or sleep, + or do any of the natural acts I am speaking of--that such persons are + enchanted; but not those that have the desire your worship has, and drink + when drink is given them, and eat when there is anything to eat, and + answer every question that is asked them." + </p> + <p> + "What thou sayest is true, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "but I have + already told thee there are many sorts of enchantments, and it may be that + in the course of time they have been changed one for another, and that now + it may be the way with enchanted people to do all that I do, though they + did not do so before; so it is vain to argue or draw inferences against + the usage of the time. I know and feel that I am enchanted, and that is + enough to ease my conscience; for it would weigh heavily on it if I + thought that I was not enchanted, and that in a faint-hearted and cowardly + way I allowed myself to lie in this cage, defrauding multitudes of the + succour I might afford to those in need and distress, who at this very + moment may be in sore want of my aid and protection." + </p> + <p> + "Still for all that," replied Sancho, "I say that, for your greater and + fuller satisfaction, it would be well if your worship were to try to get + out of this prison (and I promise to do all in my power to help, and even + to take you out of it), and see if you could once more mount your good + Rocinante, who seems to be enchanted too, he is so melancholy and + dejected; and then we might try our chance in looking for adventures + again; and if we have no luck there will be time enough to go back to the + cage; in which, on the faith of a good and loyal squire, I promise to shut + myself up along with your worship, if so be you are so unfortunate, or I + so stupid, as not to be able to carry out my plan." + </p> + <p> + "I am content to do as thou sayest, brother Sancho," said Don Quixote, + "and when thou seest an opportunity for effecting my release I will obey + thee absolutely; but thou wilt see, Sancho, how mistaken thou art in thy + conception of my misfortune." + </p> + <p> + The knight-errant and the ill-errant squire kept up their conversation + till they reached the place where the curate, the canon, and the barber, + who had already dismounted, were waiting for them. The carter at once + unyoked the oxen and left them to roam at large about the pleasant green + spot, the freshness of which seemed to invite, not enchanted people like + Don Quixote, but wide-awake, sensible folk like his squire, who begged the + curate to allow his master to leave the cage for a little; for if they did + not let him out, the prison might not be as clean as the propriety of such + a gentleman as his master required. The curate understood him, and said he + would very gladly comply with his request, only that he feared his master, + finding himself at liberty, would take to his old courses and make off + where nobody could ever find him again. + </p> + <p> + "I will answer for his not running away," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "And I also," said the canon, "especially if he gives me his word as a + knight not to leave us without our consent." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, who was listening to all this, said, "I give it;--moreover + one who is enchanted as I am cannot do as he likes with himself; for he + who had enchanted him could prevent his moving from one place for three + ages, and if he attempted to escape would bring him back flying."--And + that being so, they might as well release him, particularly as it would be + to the advantage of all; for, if they did not let him out, he protested he + would be unable to avoid offending their nostrils unless they kept their + distance. + </p> + <p> + The canon took his hand, tied together as they both were, and on his word + and promise they unbound him, and rejoiced beyond measure he was to find + himself out of the cage. The first thing he did was to stretch himself all + over, and then he went to where Rocinante was standing and giving him a + couple of slaps on the haunches said, "I still trust in God and in his + blessed mother, O flower and mirror of steeds, that we shall soon see + ourselves, both of us, as we wish to be, thou with thy master on thy back, + and I mounted upon thee, following the calling for which God sent me into + the world." And so saying, accompanied by Sancho, he withdrew to a retired + spot, from which he came back much relieved and more eager than ever to + put his squire's scheme into execution. + </p> + <p> + The canon gazed at him, wondering at the extraordinary nature of his + madness, and that in all his remarks and replies he should show such + excellent sense, and only lose his stirrups, as has been already said, + when the subject of chivalry was broached. And so, moved by compassion, he + said to him, as they all sat on the green grass awaiting the arrival of + the provisions: + </p> + <p> + "Is it possible, gentle sir, that the nauseous and idle reading of books + of chivalry can have had such an effect on your worship as to upset your + reason so that you fancy yourself enchanted, and the like, all as far from + the truth as falsehood itself is? How can there be any human understanding + that can persuade itself there ever was all that infinity of Amadises in + the world, or all that multitude of famous knights, all those emperors of + Trebizond, all those Felixmartes of Hircania, all those palfreys, and + damsels-errant, and serpents, and monsters, and giants, and marvellous + adventures, and enchantments of every kind, and battles, and prodigious + encounters, splendid costumes, love-sick princesses, squires made counts, + droll dwarfs, love letters, billings and cooings, swashbuckler women, and, + in a word, all that nonsense the books of chivalry contain? For myself, I + can only say that when I read them, so long as I do not stop to think that + they are all lies and frivolity, they give me a certain amount of + pleasure; but when I come to consider what they are, I fling the very best + of them at the wall, and would fling it into the fire if there were one at + hand, as richly deserving such punishment as cheats and impostors out of + the range of ordinary toleration, and as founders of new sects and modes + of life, and teachers that lead the ignorant public to believe and accept + as truth all the folly they contain. And such is their audacity, they even + dare to unsettle the wits of gentlemen of birth and intelligence, as is + shown plainly by the way they have served your worship, when they have + brought you to such a pass that you have to be shut up in a cage and + carried on an ox-cart as one would carry a lion or a tiger from place to + place to make money by showing it. Come, Senor Don Quixote, have some + compassion for yourself, return to the bosom of common sense, and make use + of the liberal share of it that heaven has been pleased to bestow upon + you, employing your abundant gifts of mind in some other reading that may + serve to benefit your conscience and add to your honour. And if, still led + away by your natural bent, you desire to read books of achievements and of + chivalry, read the Book of Judges in the Holy Scriptures, for there you + will find grand reality, and deeds as true as they are heroic. Lusitania + had a Viriatus, Rome a Caesar, Carthage a Hannibal, Greece an Alexander, + Castile a Count Fernan Gonzalez, Valencia a Cid, Andalusia a Gonzalo + Fernandez, Estremadura a Diego Garcia de Paredes, Jerez a Garci Perez de + Vargas, Toledo a Garcilaso, Seville a Don Manuel de Leon, to read of whose + valiant deeds will entertain and instruct the loftiest minds and fill them + with delight and wonder. Here, Senor Don Quixote, will be reading worthy + of your sound understanding; from which you will rise learned in history, + in love with virtue, strengthened in goodness, improved in manners, brave + without rashness, prudent without cowardice; and all to the honour of God, + your own advantage and the glory of La Mancha, whence, I am informed, your + worship derives your birth." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote listened with the greatest attention to the canon's words, and + when he found he had finished, after regarding him for some time, he + replied to him: + </p> + <p> + "It appears to me, gentle sir, that your worship's discourse is intended + to persuade me that there never were any knights-errant in the world, and + that all the books of chivalry are false, lying, mischievous and useless + to the State, and that I have done wrong in reading them, and worse in + believing them, and still worse in imitating them, when I undertook to + follow the arduous calling of knight-errantry which they set forth; for + you deny that there ever were Amadises of Gaul or of Greece, or any other + of the knights of whom the books are full." + </p> + <p> + "It is all exactly as you state it," said the canon; to which Don Quixote + returned, "You also went on to say that books of this kind had done me + much harm, inasmuch as they had upset my senses, and shut me up in a cage, + and that it would be better for me to reform and change my studies, and + read other truer books which would afford more pleasure and instruction." + </p> + <p> + "Just so," said the canon. + </p> + <p> + "Well then," returned Don Quixote, "to my mind it is you who are the one + that is out of his wits and enchanted, as you have ventured to utter such + blasphemies against a thing so universally acknowledged and accepted as + true that whoever denies it, as you do, deserves the same punishment which + you say you inflict on the books that irritate you when you read them. For + to try to persuade anybody that Amadis, and all the other + knights-adventurers with whom the books are filled, never existed, would + be like trying to persuade him that the sun does not yield light, or ice + cold, or earth nourishment. What wit in the world can persuade another + that the story of the Princess Floripes and Guy of Burgundy is not true, + or that of Fierabras and the bridge of Mantible, which happened in the + time of Charlemagne? For by all that is good it is as true as that it is + daylight now; and if it be a lie, it must be a lie too that there was a + Hector, or Achilles, or Trojan war, or Twelve Peers of France, or Arthur + of England, who still lives changed into a raven, and is unceasingly + looked for in his kingdom. One might just as well try to make out that the + history of Guarino Mezquino, or of the quest of the Holy Grail, is false, + or that the loves of Tristram and the Queen Yseult are apocryphal, as well + as those of Guinevere and Lancelot, when there are persons who can almost + remember having seen the Dame Quintanona, who was the best cupbearer in + Great Britain. And so true is this, that I recollect a grandmother of mine + on the father's side, whenever she saw any dame in a venerable hood, used + to say to me, 'Grandson, that one is like Dame Quintanona,' from which I + conclude that she must have known her, or at least had managed to see some + portrait of her. Then who can deny that the story of Pierres and the fair + Magalona is true, when even to this day may be seen in the king's armoury + the pin with which the valiant Pierres guided the wooden horse he rode + through the air, and it is a trifle bigger than the pole of a cart? And + alongside of the pin is Babieca's saddle, and at Roncesvalles there is + Roland's horn, as large as a large beam; whence we may infer that there + were Twelve Peers, and a Pierres, and a Cid, and other knights like them, + of the sort people commonly call adventurers. Or perhaps I shall be told, + too, that there was no such knight-errant as the valiant Lusitanian Juan + de Merlo, who went to Burgundy and in the city of Arras fought with the + famous lord of Charny, Mosen Pierres by name, and afterwards in the city + of Basle with Mosen Enrique de Remesten, coming out of both encounters + covered with fame and honour; or adventures and challenges achieved and + delivered, also in Burgundy, by the valiant Spaniards Pedro Barba and + Gutierre Quixada (of whose family I come in the direct male line), when + they vanquished the sons of the Count of San Polo. I shall be told, too, + that Don Fernando de Guevara did not go in quest of adventures to Germany, + where he engaged in combat with Micer George, a knight of the house of the + Duke of Austria. I shall be told that the jousts of Suero de Quinones, him + of the 'Paso,' and the emprise of Mosen Luis de Falces against the + Castilian knight, Don Gonzalo de Guzman, were mere mockeries; as well as + many other achievements of Christian knights of these and foreign realms, + which are so authentic and true, that, I repeat, he who denies them must + be totally wanting in reason and good sense." + </p> + <p> + The canon was amazed to hear the medley of truth and fiction Don Quixote + uttered, and to see how well acquainted he was with everything relating or + belonging to the achievements of his knight-errantry; so he said in reply: + </p> + <p> + "I cannot deny, Senor Don Quixote, that there is some truth in what you + say, especially as regards the Spanish knights-errant; and I am willing to + grant too that the Twelve Peers of France existed, but I am not disposed + to believe that they did all the things that the Archbishop Turpin relates + of them. For the truth of the matter is they were knights chosen by the + kings of France, and called 'Peers' because they were all equal in worth, + rank and prowess (at least if they were not they ought to have been), and + it was a kind of religious order like those of Santiago and Calatrava in + the present day, in which it is assumed that those who take it are valiant + knights of distinction and good birth; and just as we say now a Knight of + St. John, or of Alcantara, they used to say then a Knight of the Twelve + Peers, because twelve equals were chosen for that military order. That + there was a Cid, as well as a Bernardo del Carpio, there can be no doubt; + but that they did the deeds people say they did, I hold to be very + doubtful. In that other matter of the pin of Count Pierres that you speak + of, and say is near Babieca's saddle in the Armoury, I confess my sin; for + I am either so stupid or so short-sighted, that, though I have seen the + saddle, I have never been able to see the pin, in spite of it being as big + as your worship says it is." + </p> + <p> + "For all that it is there, without any manner of doubt," said Don Quixote; + "and more by token they say it is inclosed in a sheath of cowhide to keep + it from rusting." + </p> + <p> + "All that may be," replied the canon; "but, by the orders I have received, + I do not remember seeing it. However, granting it is there, that is no + reason why I am bound to believe the stories of all those Amadises and of + all that multitude of knights they tell us about, nor is it reasonable + that a man like your worship, so worthy, and with so many good qualities, + and endowed with such a good understanding, should allow himself to be + persuaded that such wild crazy things as are written in those absurd books + of chivalry are really true." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c49e" id="c49e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c49e.jpg (22K)" src="images/c49e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch50" id="ch50"></a>CHAPTER L. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY WHICH DON QUIXOTE AND THE CANON HELD, TOGETHER + WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c50a" id="c50a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c50a.jpg (160K)" src="images/c50a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c50a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "A good joke, that!" returned Don Quixote. "Books that have been printed + with the king's licence, and with the approbation of those to whom they + have been submitted, and read with universal delight, and extolled by + great and small, rich and poor, learned and ignorant, gentle and simple, + in a word by people of every sort, of whatever rank or condition they may + be—that these should be lies! And above all when they carry such an + appearance of truth with them; for they tell us the father, mother, + country, kindred, age, place, and the achievements, step by step, and day + by day, performed by such a knight or knights! Hush, sir; utter not such + blasphemy; trust me I am advising you now to act as a sensible man should; + only read them, and you will see the pleasure you will derive from them. + For, come, tell me, can there be anything more delightful than to see, as + it were, here now displayed before us a vast lake of bubbling pitch with a + host of snakes and serpents and lizards, and ferocious and terrible + creatures of all sorts swimming about in it, while from the middle of the + lake there comes a plaintive voice saying: 'Knight, whosoever thou art who + beholdest this dread lake, if thou wouldst win the prize that lies hidden + beneath these dusky waves, prove the valour of thy stout heart and cast + thyself into the midst of its dark burning waters, else thou shalt not be + worthy to see the mighty wonders contained in the seven castles of the + seven Fays that lie beneath this black expanse;' and then the knight, + almost ere the awful voice has ceased, without stopping to consider, + without pausing to reflect upon the danger to which he is exposing + himself, without even relieving himself of the weight of his massive + armour, commending himself to God and to his lady, plunges into the midst + of the boiling lake, and when he little looks for it, or knows what his + fate is to be, he finds himself among flowery meadows, with which the + Elysian fields are not to be compared. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50b" id="c50b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c50b.jpg (344K)" src="images/c50b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c50b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "The sky seems more transparent there, and the sun shines with a strange + brilliancy, and a delightful grove of green leafy trees presents itself to + the eyes and charms the sight with its verdure, while the ear is soothed + by the sweet untutored melody of the countless birds of gay plumage that + flit to and fro among the interlacing branches. Here he sees a brook whose + limpid waters, like liquid crystal, ripple over fine sands and white + pebbles that look like sifted gold and purest pearls. There he perceives a + cunningly wrought fountain of many-coloured jasper and polished marble; + here another of rustic fashion where the little mussel-shells and the + spiral white and yellow mansions of the snail disposed in studious + disorder, mingled with fragments of glittering crystal and mock emeralds, + make up a work of varied aspect, where art, imitating nature, seems to + have outdone it. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50c" id="c50c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c50c.jpg (334K)" src="images/c50c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c50c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Suddenly there is presented to his sight a strong castle or gorgeous + palace with walls of massy gold, turrets of diamond and gates of jacinth; + in short, so marvellous is its structure that though the materials of + which it is built are nothing less than diamonds, carbuncles, rubies, + pearls, gold, and emeralds, the workmanship is still more rare. And after + having seen all this, what can be more charming than to see how a bevy of + damsels comes forth from the gate of the castle in gay and gorgeous + attire, such that, were I to set myself now to depict it as the histories + describe it to us, I should never have done; and then how she who seems to + be the first among them all takes the bold knight who plunged into the + boiling lake by the hand, and without addressing a word to him leads him + into the rich palace or castle, and strips him as naked as when his mother + bore him, and bathes him in lukewarm water, and anoints him all over with + sweet-smelling unguents, and clothes him in a shirt of the softest sendal, + all scented and perfumed, while another damsel comes and throws over his + shoulders a mantle which is said to be worth at the very least a city, and + even more? How charming it is, then, when they tell us how, after all + this, they lead him to another chamber where he finds the tables set out + in such style that he is filled with amazement and wonder; to see how they + pour out water for his hands distilled from amber and sweet-scented + flowers; how they seat him on an ivory chair; to see how the damsels wait + on him all in profound silence; how they bring him such a variety of + dainties so temptingly prepared that the appetite is at a loss which to + select; to hear the music that resounds while he is at table, by whom or + whence produced he knows not. And then when the repast is over and the + tables removed, for the knight to recline in the chair, picking his teeth + perhaps as usual, and a damsel, much lovelier than any of the others, to + enter unexpectedly by the chamber door, and herself by his side, and begin + to tell him what the castle is, and how she is held enchanted there, and + other things that amaze the knight and astonish the readers who are + perusing his history. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50d" id="c50d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c50d.jpg (433K)" src="images/c50d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c50d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "But I will not expatiate any further upon this, as it may be gathered + from it that whatever part of whatever history of a knight-errant one + reads, it will fill the reader, whoever he be, with delight and wonder; + and take my advice, sir, and, as I said before, read these books and you + will see how they will banish any melancholy you may feel and raise your + spirits should they be depressed. For myself I can say that since I have + been a knight-errant I have become valiant, polite, generous, well-bred, + magnanimous, courteous, dauntless, gentle, patient, and have learned to + bear hardships, imprisonments, and enchantments; and though it be such a + short time since I have seen myself shut up in a cage like a madman, I + hope by the might of my arm, if heaven aid me and fortune thwart me not, + to see myself king of some kingdom where I may be able to show the + gratitude and generosity that dwell in my heart; for by my faith, senor, + the poor man is incapacitated from showing the virtue of generosity to + anyone, though he may possess it in the highest degree; and gratitude that + consists of disposition only is a dead thing, just as faith without works + is dead. For this reason I should be glad were fortune soon to offer me + some opportunity of making myself an emperor, so as to show my heart in + doing good to my friends, particularly to this poor Sancho Panza, my + squire, who is the best fellow in the world; and I would gladly give him a + county I have promised him this ever so long, only that I am afraid he has + not the capacity to govern his realm." + </p> + <p> + Sancho partly heard these last words of his master, and said to him, + "Strive hard you, Senor Don Quixote, to give me that county so often + promised by you and so long looked for by me, for I promise you there will + be no want of capacity in me to govern it; and even if there is, I have + heard say there are men in the world who farm seigniories, paying so much + a year, and they themselves taking charge of the government, while the + lord, with his legs stretched out, enjoys the revenue they pay him, + without troubling himself about anything else. That's what I'll do, and + not stand haggling over trifles, but wash my hands at once of the whole + business, and enjoy my rents like a duke, and let things go their own + way." + </p> + <p> + "That, brother Sancho," said the canon, "only holds good as far as the + enjoyment of the revenue goes; but the lord of the seigniory must attend + to the administration of justice, and here capacity and sound judgment + come in, and above all a firm determination to find out the truth; for if + this be wanting in the beginning, the middle and the end will always go + wrong; and God as commonly aids the honest intentions of the simple as he + frustrates the evil designs of the crafty." + </p> + <p> + "I don't understand those philosophies," returned Sancho Panza; "all I + know is I would I had the county as soon as I shall know how to govern it; + for I have as much soul as another, and as much body as anyone, and I + shall be as much king of my realm as any other of his; and being so I + should do as I liked, and doing as I liked I should please myself, and + pleasing myself I should be content, and when one is content he has + nothing more to desire, and when one has nothing more to desire there is + an end of it; so let the county come, and God be with you, and let us see + one another, as one blind man said to the other." + </p> + <p> + "That is not bad philosophy thou art talking, Sancho," said the canon; + "but for all that there is a good deal to be said on this matter of + counties." + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote returned, "I know not what more there is to be said; + I only guide myself by the example set me by the great Amadis of Gaul, + when he made his squire count of the Insula Firme; and so, without any + scruples of conscience, I can make a count of Sancho Panza, for he is one + of the best squires that ever knight-errant had." + </p> + <p> + The canon was astonished at the methodical nonsense (if nonsense be + capable of method) that Don Quixote uttered, at the way in which he had + described the adventure of the knight of the lake, at the impression that + the deliberate lies of the books he read had made upon him, and lastly he + marvelled at the simplicity of Sancho, who desired so eagerly to obtain + the county his master had promised him. + </p> + <p> + By this time the canon's servants, who had gone to the inn to fetch the + sumpter mule, had returned, and making a carpet and the green grass of the + meadow serve as a table, they seated themselves in the shade of some trees + and made their repast there, that the carter might not be deprived of the + advantage of the spot, as has been already said. As they were eating they + suddenly heard a loud noise and the sound of a bell that seemed to come + from among some brambles and thick bushes that were close by, and the same + instant they observed a beautiful goat, spotted all over black, white, and + brown, spring out of the thicket with a goatherd after it, calling to it + and uttering the usual cries to make it stop or turn back to the fold. The + fugitive goat, scared and frightened, ran towards the company as if + seeking their protection and then stood still, and the goatherd coming up + seized it by the horns and began to talk to it as if it were possessed of + reason and understanding: "Ah wanderer, wanderer, Spotty, Spotty; how have + you gone limping all this time? What wolves have frightened you, my + daughter? Won't you tell me what is the matter, my beauty? But what else + can it be except that you are a she, and cannot keep quiet? A plague on + your humours and the humours of those you take after! Come back, come + back, my darling; and if you will not be so happy, at any rate you will be + safe in the fold or with your companions; for if you who ought to keep and + lead them, go wandering astray, what will become of them?" + </p> + <p> + The goatherd's talk amused all who heard it, but especially the canon, who + said to him, "As you live, brother, take it easy, and be not in such a + hurry to drive this goat back to the fold; for, being a female, as you + say, she will follow her natural instinct in spite of all you can do to + prevent it. Take this morsel and drink a sup, and that will soothe your + irritation, and in the meantime the goat will rest herself," and so + saying, he handed him the loins of a cold rabbit on a fork. + </p> + <p> + The goatherd took it with thanks, and drank and calmed himself, and then + said, "I should be sorry if your worships were to take me for a simpleton + for having spoken so seriously as I did to this animal; but the truth is + there is a certain mystery in the words I used. I am a clown, but not so + much of one but that I know how to behave to men and to beasts." + </p> + <p> + "That I can well believe," said the curate, "for I know already by + experience that the woods breed men of learning, and shepherds' huts harbour + philosophers." + </p> + <p> + "At all events, senor," returned the goatherd, "they shelter men of + experience; and that you may see the truth of this and grasp it, though I + may seem to put myself forward without being asked, I will, if it will not + tire you, gentlemen, and you will give me your attention for a little, + tell you a true story which will confirm this gentleman's word (and he + pointed to the curate) as well as my own." + </p> + <p> + To this Don Quixote replied, "Seeing that this affair has a certain colour + of chivalry about it, I for my part, brother, will hear you most gladly, + and so will all these gentlemen, from the high intelligence they possess + and their love of curious novelties that interest, charm, and entertain + the mind, as I feel quite sure your story will do. So begin, friend, for + we are all prepared to listen." + </p> + <p> + "I draw my stakes," said Sancho, "and will retreat with this pasty to the + brook there, where I mean to victual myself for three days; for I have + heard my lord, Don Quixote, say that a knight-errant's squire should eat + until he can hold no more, whenever he has the chance, because it often + happens them to get by accident into a wood so thick that they cannot find + a way out of it for six days; and if the man is not well filled or his + alforjas well stored, there he may stay, as very often he does, turned + into a dried mummy." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art in the right of it, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "go where thou + wilt and eat all thou canst, for I have had enough, and only want to give + my mind its refreshment, as I shall by listening to this good fellow's + story." + </p> + <p> + "It is what we shall all do," said the canon; and then begged the goatherd + to begin the promised tale. + </p> + <p> + The goatherd gave the goat which he held by the horns a couple of slaps on + the back, saying, "Lie down here beside me, Spotty, for we have time + enough to return to our fold." The goat seemed to understand him, for as + her master seated himself, she stretched herself quietly beside him and + looked up in his face to show him she was all attention to what he was + going to say, and then in these words he began his story. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50e" id="c50e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c50e.jpg (27K)" src="images/c50e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch51" id="ch51"></a>CHAPTER LI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE WHO WERE CARRYING OFF DON + QUIXOTE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c51a" id="c51a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c51a.jpg (115K)" src="images/c51a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c51a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Three leagues from this valley there is a village which, though small, is + one of the richest in all this neighbourhood, and in it there lived a + farmer, a very worthy man, and so much respected that, although to be so + is the natural consequence of being rich, he was even more respected for + his virtue than for the wealth he had acquired. But what made him still + more fortunate, as he said himself, was having a daughter of such + exceeding beauty, rare intelligence, gracefulness, and virtue, that + everyone who knew her and beheld her marvelled at the extraordinary gifts + with which heaven and nature had endowed her. As a child she was + beautiful, she continued to grow in beauty, and at the age of sixteen she + was most lovely. The fame of her beauty began to spread abroad through all + the villages around—but why do I say the villages around, merely, + when it spread to distant cities, and even made its way into the halls of + royalty and reached the ears of people of every class, who came from all + sides to see her as if to see something rare and curious, or some + wonder-working image? + </p> + <p> + Her father watched over her and she watched over herself; for there are no + locks, or guards, or bolts that can protect a young girl better than her + own modesty. The wealth of the father and the beauty of the daughter led + many neighbours as well as strangers to seek her for a wife; but he, as + one might well be who had the disposal of so rich a jewel, was perplexed + and unable to make up his mind to which of her countless suitors he should + entrust her. I was one among the many who felt a desire so natural, and, + as her father knew who I was, and I was of the same town, of pure blood, + in the bloom of life, and very rich in possessions, I had great hopes of + success. There was another of the same place and qualifications who also + sought her, and this made her father's choice hang in the balance, for he + felt that on either of us his daughter would be well bestowed; so to + escape from this state of perplexity he resolved to refer the matter to + Leandra (for that is the name of the rich damsel who has reduced me to + misery), reflecting that as we were both equal it would be best to leave + it to his dear daughter to choose according to her inclination—a + course that is worthy of imitation by all fathers who wish to settle their + children in life. I do not mean that they ought to leave them to make a + choice of what is contemptible and bad, but that they should place before + them what is good and then allow them to make a good choice as they + please. I do not know which Leandra chose; I only know her father put us + both off with the tender age of his daughter and vague words that neither + bound him nor dismissed us. My rival is called Anselmo and I myself + Eugenio—that you may know the names of the personages that figure in + this tragedy, the end of which is still in suspense, though it is plain to + see it must be disastrous. + </p> + <p> + About this time there arrived in our town one Vicente de la Roca, the son + of a poor peasant of the same town, the said Vicente having returned from + service as a soldier in Italy and divers other parts. A captain who + chanced to pass that way with his company had carried him off from our + village when he was a boy of about twelve years, and now twelve years + later the young man came back in a soldier's uniform, arrayed in a + thousand colours, and all over glass trinkets and fine steel chains. + To-day he would appear in one gay dress, to-morrow in another; but all + flimsy and gaudy, of little substance and less worth. The peasant folk, + who are naturally malicious, and when they have nothing to do can be + malice itself, remarked all this, and took note of his finery and + jewellery, piece by piece, and discovered that he had three suits of + different colours, with garters and stockings to match; but he made so + many arrangements and combinations out of them, that if they had not + counted them, anyone would have sworn that he had made a display of more + than ten suits of clothes and twenty plumes. Do not look upon all this + that I am telling you about the clothes as uncalled for or spun out, for + they have a great deal to do with the story. He used to seat himself on a + bench under the great poplar in our plaza, and there he would keep us all + hanging open-mouthed on the stories he told us of his exploits. There was + no country on the face of the globe he had not seen, nor battle he had not + been engaged in; he had killed more Moors than there are in Morocco and + Tunis, and fought more single combats, according to his own account, than + Garcilaso, Diego Garcia de Paredes and a thousand others he named, and out + of all he had come victorious without losing a drop of blood. On the other + hand he showed marks of wounds, which, though they could not be made out, + he said were gunshot wounds received in divers encounters and actions. + Lastly, with monstrous impudence he used to say "you" to his equals and + even those who knew what he was, and declare that his arm was his father + and his deeds his pedigree, and that being a soldier he was as good as the + king himself. And to add to these swaggering ways he was a trifle of a + musician, and played the guitar with such a flourish that some said he + made it speak; nor did his accomplishments end here, for he was something + of a poet too, and on every trifle that happened in the town he made a + ballad a league long. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c51b" id="c51b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c51b.jpg (372K)" src="images/c51b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c51b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + This soldier, then, that I have described, this Vicente de la Roca, this + bravo, gallant, musician, poet, was often seen and watched by Leandra from + a window of her house which looked out on the plaza. The glitter of his + showy attire took her fancy, his ballads bewitched her (for he gave away + twenty copies of every one he made), the tales of his exploits which he + told about himself came to her ears; and in short, as the devil no doubt + had arranged it, she fell in love with him before the presumption of + making love to her had suggested itself to him; and as in love-affairs + none are more easily brought to an issue than those which have the + inclination of the lady for an ally, Leandra and Vicente came to an + understanding without any difficulty; and before any of her numerous + suitors had any suspicion of her design, she had already carried it into + effect, having left the house of her dearly beloved father (for mother she + had none), and disappeared from the village with the soldier, who came + more triumphantly out of this enterprise than out of any of the large + number he laid claim to. All the village and all who heard of it were + amazed at the affair; I was aghast, Anselmo thunderstruck, her father full + of grief, her relations indignant, the authorities all in a ferment, the + officers of the Brotherhood in arms. They scoured the roads, they searched + the woods and all quarters, and at the end of three days they found the + flighty Leandra in a mountain cave, stript to her shift, and robbed of all + the money and precious jewels she had carried away from home with her. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c51c" id="c51c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c51c.jpg (275K)" src="images/c51c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c51c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + They brought her back to her unhappy father, and questioned her as to her + misfortune, and she confessed without pressure that Vicente de la Roca had + deceived her, and under promise of marrying her had induced her to leave + her father's house, as he meant to take her to the richest and most + delightful city in the whole world, which was Naples; and that she, + ill-advised and deluded, had believed him, and robbed her father, and + handed over all to him the night she disappeared; and that he had carried + her away to a rugged mountain and shut her up in the cave where they had + found her. She said, moreover, that the soldier, without robbing her of + her honour, had taken from her everything she had, and made off, leaving + her in the cave, a thing that still further surprised everybody. It was + not easy for us to credit the young man's continence, but she asserted it + with such earnestness that it helped to console her distressed father, who + thought nothing of what had been taken since the jewel that once lost can + never be recovered had been left to his daughter. The same day that + Leandra made her appearance her father removed her from our sight and took + her away to shut her up in a convent in a town near this, in the hope that + time may wear away some of the disgrace she has incurred. Leandra's youth + furnished an excuse for her fault, at least with those to whom it was of + no consequence whether she was good or bad; but those who knew her + shrewdness and intelligence did not attribute her misdemeanour to + ignorance but to wantonness and the natural disposition of women, which is + for the most part flighty and ill-regulated. + </p> + <p> + Leandra withdrawn from sight, Anselmo's eyes grew blind, or at any rate + found nothing to look at that gave them any pleasure, and mine were in + darkness without a ray of light to direct them to anything enjoyable while + Leandra was away. Our melancholy grew greater, our patience grew less; we + cursed the soldier's finery and railed at the carelessness of Leandra's + father. At last Anselmo and I agreed to leave the village and come to this + valley; and, he feeding a great flock of sheep of his own, and I a large + herd of goats of mine, we pass our life among the trees, giving vent to + our sorrows, together singing the fair Leandra's praises, or upbraiding + her, or else sighing alone, and to heaven pouring forth our complaints in + solitude. Following our example, many more of Leandra's lovers have come + to these rude mountains and adopted our mode of life, and they are so + numerous that one would fancy the place had been turned into the pastoral + Arcadia, so full is it of shepherds and sheep-folds; nor is there a spot + in it where the name of the fair Leandra is not heard. Here one curses her + and calls her capricious, fickle, and immodest, there another condemns her + as frail and frivolous; this pardons and absolves her, that spurns and + reviles her; one extols her beauty, another assails her character, and in + short all abuse her, and all adore her, and to such a pitch has this + general infatuation gone that there are some who complain of her scorn + without ever having exchanged a word with her, and even some that bewail + and mourn the raging fever of jealousy, for which she never gave anyone + cause, for, as I have already said, her misconduct was known before her + passion. There is no nook among the rocks, no brookside, no shade beneath + the trees that is not haunted by some shepherd telling his woes to the + breezes; wherever there is an echo it repeats the name of Leandra; the + mountains ring with "Leandra," "Leandra" murmur the brooks, and Leandra + keeps us all bewildered and bewitched, hoping without hope and fearing + without knowing what we fear. Of all this silly set the one that shows the + least and also the most sense is my rival Anselmo, for having so many + other things to complain of, he only complains of separation, and to the + accompaniment of a rebeck, which he plays admirably, he sings his + complaints in verses that show his ingenuity. I follow another, easier, + and to my mind wiser course, and that is to rail at the frivolity of + women, at their inconstancy, their double dealing, their broken promises, + their unkept pledges, and in short the want of reflection they show in + fixing their affections and inclinations. This, sirs, was the reason of + words and expressions I made use of to this goat when I came up just now; + for as she is a female I have a contempt for her, though she is the best + in all my fold. This is the story I promised to tell you, and if I have + been tedious in telling it, I will not be slow to serve you; my hut is + close by, and I have fresh milk and dainty cheese there, as well as a + variety of toothsome fruit, no less pleasing to the eye than to the + palate. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c51e" id="c51e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c51e.jpg (14K)" src="images/c51e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + " <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch52" id="ch52"></a>CHAPTER LII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER WITH THE + RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN EXPENDITURE OF SWEAT HE + BROUGHT TO A HAPPY CONCLUSION + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c52a" id="c52a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c52a.jpg (40K)" src="images/c52a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c52a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The goatherd's tale gave great satisfaction to all the hearers, and the + canon especially enjoyed it, for he had remarked with particular attention + the manner in which it had been told, which was as unlike the manner of a + clownish goatherd as it was like that of a polished city wit; and he + observed that the curate had been quite right in saying that the woods + bred men of learning. They all offered their services to Eugenio but he + who showed himself most liberal in this way was Don Quixote, who said to + him, "Most assuredly, brother goatherd, if I found myself in a position to + attempt any adventure, I would, this very instant, set out on your behalf, + and would rescue Leandra from that convent (where no doubt she is kept + against her will), in spite of the abbess and all who might try to prevent + me, and would place her in your hands to deal with her according to your + will and pleasure, observing, however, the laws of chivalry which lay down + that no violence of any kind is to be offered to any damsel. But I trust + in God our Lord that the might of one malignant enchanter may not prove so + great but that the power of another better disposed may prove superior to + it, and then I promise you my support and assistance, as I am bound to do + by my profession, which is none other than to give aid to the weak and + needy." + </p> + <p> + The goatherd eyed him, and noticing Don Quixote's sorry appearance and + looks, he was filled with wonder, and asked the barber, who was next him, + "Senor, who is this man who makes such a figure and talks in such a + strain?" + </p> + <p> + "Who should it be," said the barber, "but the famous Don Quixote of La + Mancha, the undoer of injustice, the righter of wrongs, the protector of + damsels, the terror of giants, and the winner of battles?" + </p> + <p> + "That," said the goatherd, "sounds like what one reads in the books of the + knights-errant, who did all that you say this man does; though it is my + belief that either you are joking, or else this gentleman has empty + lodgings in his head." + </p> + <p> + "You are a great scoundrel," said Don Quixote, "and it is you who are + empty and a fool. I am fuller than ever was the whoreson bitch that bore + you;" and passing from words to deeds, he caught up a loaf that was near + him and sent it full in the goatherd's face, with such force that he + flattened his nose; but the goatherd, who did not understand jokes, and + found himself roughly handled in such good earnest, paying no respect to + carpet, tablecloth, or diners, sprang upon Don Quixote, and seizing him by + the throat with both hands would no doubt have throttled him, had not + Sancho Panza that instant come to the rescue, and grasping him by the + shoulders flung him down on the table, smashing plates, breaking glasses, + and upsetting and scattering everything on it. Don Quixote, finding + himself free, strove to get on top of the goatherd, who, with his face + covered with blood, and soundly kicked by Sancho, was on all fours feeling + about for one of the table-knives to take a bloody revenge with. The canon + and the curate, however, prevented him, but the barber so contrived it + that he got Don Quixote under him, and rained down upon him such a shower + of fisticuffs that the poor knight's face streamed with blood as freely as + his own. The canon and the curate were bursting with laughter, the + officers were capering with delight, and both the one and the other hissed + them on as they do dogs that are worrying one another in a fight. Sancho + alone was frantic, for he could not free himself from the grasp of one of + the canon's servants, who kept him from going to his master's assistance. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c52b" id="c52b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c52b.jpg (348K)" src="images/c52b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c52b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + At last, while they were all, with the exception of the two bruisers who + were mauling each other, in high glee and enjoyment, they heard a trumpet + sound a note so doleful that it made them all look in the direction whence + the sound seemed to come. But the one that was most excited by hearing it + was Don Quixote, who though sorely against his will he was under the + goatherd, and something more than pretty well pummelled, said to him, + "Brother devil (for it is impossible but that thou must be one since thou + hast had might and strength enough to overcome mine), I ask thee to agree + to a truce for but one hour for the solemn note of yonder trumpet that + falls on our ears seems to me to summon me to some new adventure." The + goatherd, who was by this time tired of pummelling and being pummelled, + released him at once, and Don Quixote rising to his feet and turning his + eyes to the quarter where the sound had been heard, suddenly saw coming + down the slope of a hill several men clad in white like penitents. + </p> + <p> + The fact was that the clouds had that year withheld their moisture from + the earth, and in all the villages of the district they were organising + processions, rogations, and penances, imploring God to open the hands of + his mercy and send the rain; and to this end the people of a village that + was hard by were going in procession to a holy hermitage there was on one + side of that valley. Don Quixote when he saw the strange garb of the + penitents, without reflecting how often he had seen it before, took it + into his head that this was a case of adventure, and that it fell to him + alone as a knight-errant to engage in it; and he was all the more + confirmed in this notion, by the idea that an image draped in black they + had with them was some illustrious lady that these villains and + discourteous thieves were carrying off by force. As soon as this occurred + to him he ran with all speed to Rocinante who was grazing at large, and + taking the bridle and the buckler from the saddle-bow, he had him bridled + in an instant, and calling to Sancho for his sword he mounted Rocinante, + braced his buckler on his arm, and in a loud voice exclaimed to those who + stood by, "Now, noble company, ye shall see how important it is that there + should be knights in the world professing the order of knight-errantry; now, I + say, ye shall see, by the deliverance of that worthy lady who is borne + captive there, whether knights-errant deserve to be held in estimation," + and so saying he brought his legs to bear on Rocinante—for he had no + spurs—and at a full canter (for in all this veracious history we + never read of Rocinante fairly galloping) set off to encounter the + penitents, though the curate, the canon, and the barber ran to prevent + him. But it was out of their power, nor did he even stop for the shouts of + Sancho calling after him, "Where are you going, Senor Don Quixote? What + devils have possessed you to set you on against our Catholic faith? Plague + take me! mind, that is a procession of penitents, and the lady they are + carrying on that stand there is the blessed image of the immaculate + Virgin. Take care what you are doing, senor, for this time it may be + safely said you don't know what you are about." Sancho laboured in vain, + for his master was so bent on coming to quarters with these sheeted + figures and releasing the lady in black that he did not hear a word; and + even had he heard, he would not have turned back if the king had ordered + him. He came up with the procession and reined in Rocinante, who was + already anxious enough to slacken speed a little, and in a hoarse, excited + voice he exclaimed, "You who hide your faces, perhaps because you are not + good subjects, pay attention and listen to what I am about to say to you." + The first to halt were those who were carrying the image, and one of the + four ecclesiastics who were chanting the Litany, struck by the strange + figure of Don Quixote, the leanness of Rocinante, and the other ludicrous + peculiarities he observed, said in reply to him, "Brother, if you have + anything to say to us say it quickly, for these brethren are whipping + themselves, and we cannot stop, nor is it reasonable we should stop to + hear anything, unless indeed it is short enough to be said in two words." + </p> + <p> + "I will say it in one," replied Don Quixote, "and it is this; that at + once, this very instant, ye release that fair lady whose tears and sad + aspect show plainly that ye are carrying her off against her will, and + that ye have committed some scandalous outrage against her; and I, who was + born into the world to redress all such like wrongs, will not permit you + to advance another step until you have restored to her the liberty she + pines for and deserves." + </p> + <p> + From these words all the hearers concluded that he must be a madman, and + began to laugh heartily, and their laughter acted like gunpowder on Don + Quixote's fury, for drawing his sword without another word he made a rush + at the stand. One of those who supported it, leaving the burden to his + comrades, advanced to meet him, flourishing a forked stick that he had for + propping up the stand when resting, and with this he caught a mighty cut + Don Quixote made at him that severed it in two; but with the portion that + remained in his hand he dealt such a thwack on the shoulder of Don + Quixote's sword arm (which the buckler could not protect against the + clownish assault) that poor Don Quixote came to the ground in a sad + plight. + </p> + <p> + Sancho Panza, who was coming on close behind puffing and blowing, seeing + him fall, cried out to his assailant not to strike him again, for he was a + poor enchanted knight, who had never harmed anyone all the days of his + life; but what checked the clown was, not Sancho's shouting, but seeing + that Don Quixote did not stir hand or foot; and so, fancying he had killed + him, he hastily hitched up his tunic under his girdle and took to his + heels across the country like a deer. + </p> + <p> + By this time all Don Quixote's companions had come up to where he lay; but + the processionists seeing them come running, and with them the officers of + the Brotherhood with their crossbows, apprehended mischief, and clustering + round the image, raised their hoods, and grasped their scourges, as the + priests did their tapers, and awaited the attack, resolved to defend + themselves and even to take the offensive against their assailants if they + could. Fortune, however, arranged the matter better than they expected, + for all Sancho did was to fling himself on his master's body, raising over + him the most doleful and laughable lamentation that ever was heard, for he + believed he was dead. The curate was known to another curate who walked in + the procession, and their recognition of one another set at rest the + apprehensions of both parties; the first then told the other in two words + who Don Quixote was, and he and the whole troop of penitents went to see + if the poor gentleman was dead, and heard Sancho Panza saying, with tears + in his eyes, "Oh flower of chivalry, that with one blow of a stick hast + ended the course of thy well-spent life! Oh pride of thy race, honour and + glory of all La Mancha, nay, of all the world, that for want of thee will + be full of evil-doers, no longer in fear of punishment for their misdeeds! + Oh thou, generous above all the Alexanders, since for only eight months of + service thou hast given me the best island the sea girds or surrounds! + Humble with the proud, haughty with the humble, encounterer of dangers, + endurer of outrages, enamoured without reason, imitator of the good, + scourge of the wicked, enemy of the mean, in short, knight-errant, which + is all that can be said!" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c52c" id="c52c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c52c.jpg (325K)" src="images/c52c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c52c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + At the cries and moans of Sancho, Don Quixote came to himself, and the + first word he said was, "He who lives separated from you, sweetest + Dulcinea, has greater miseries to endure than these. Aid me, friend + Sancho, to mount the enchanted cart, for I am not in a condition to press + the saddle of Rocinante, as this shoulder is all knocked to pieces." + </p> + <p> + "That I will do with all my heart, senor," said Sancho; "and let us return + to our village with these gentlemen, who seek your good, and there we will + prepare for making another sally, which may turn out more profitable and + creditable to us." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art right, Sancho," returned Don Quixote; "It will be wise to let + the malign influence of the stars which now prevails pass off." + </p> + <p> + The canon, the curate, and the barber told him he would act very wisely in + doing as he said; and so, highly amused at Sancho Panza's simplicities, + they placed Don Quixote in the cart as before. The procession once more + formed itself in order and proceeded on its road; the goatherd took his + leave of the party; the officers of the Brotherhood declined to go any + farther, and the curate paid them what was due to them; the canon begged + the curate to let him know how Don Quixote did, whether he was cured of + his madness or still suffered from it, and then begged leave to continue + his journey; in short, they all separated and went their ways, leaving to + themselves the curate and the barber, Don Quixote, Sancho Panza, and the + good Rocinante, who regarded everything with as great resignation as his + master. The carter yoked his oxen and made Don Quixote comfortable on a + truss of hay, and at his usual deliberate pace took the road the curate + directed, and at the end of six days they reached Don Quixote's village, + and entered it about the middle of the day, which it so happened was a + Sunday, and the people were all in the plaza, through which Don Quixote's + cart passed. They all flocked to see what was in the cart, and when they + recognised their townsman they were filled with amazement, and a boy ran + off to bring the news to his housekeeper and his niece that their master + and uncle had come back all lean and yellow and stretched on a truss of + hay on an ox-cart. It was piteous to hear the cries the two good ladies + raised, how they beat their breasts and poured out fresh maledictions on + those accursed books of chivalry; all which was renewed when they saw Don + Quixote coming in at the gate. + </p> + <p> + At the news of Don Quixote's arrival Sancho Panza's wife came running, for + she by this time knew that her husband had gone away with him as his + squire, and on seeing Sancho, the first thing she asked him was if the ass + was well. Sancho replied that he was, better than his master was. + </p> + <p> + "Thanks be to God," said she, "for being so good to me; but now tell me, + my friend, what have you made by your squirings? What gown have you + brought me back? What shoes for your children?" + </p> + <p> + "I bring nothing of that sort, wife," said Sancho; "though I bring other + things of more consequence and value." + </p> + <p> + "I am very glad of that," returned his wife; "show me these things of more + value and consequence, my friend; for I want to see them to cheer my heart + that has been so sad and heavy all these ages that you have been away." + </p> + <p> + "I will show them to you at home, wife," said Sancho; "be content for the + present; for if it please God that we should again go on our travels in + search of adventures, you will soon see me a count, or governor of an + island, and that not one of those everyday ones, but the best that is to + be had." + </p> + <p> + "Heaven grant it, husband," said she, "for indeed we have need of it. But + tell me, what's this about islands, for I don't understand it?" + </p> + <p> + "Honey is not for the mouth of the ass," returned Sancho; "all in good + time thou shalt see, wife—nay, thou wilt be surprised to hear + thyself called 'your ladyship' by all thy vassals." + </p> + <p> + "What are you talking about, Sancho, with your ladyships, islands, and + vassals?" returned Teresa Panza—for so Sancho's wife was called, + though they were not relations, for in La Mancha it is customary for wives + to take their husbands' surnames. + </p> + <p> + "Don't be in such a hurry to know all this, Teresa," said Sancho; "it is + enough that I am telling you the truth, so shut your mouth. But I may tell + you this much by the way, that there is nothing in the world more + delightful than to be a person of consideration, squire to a + knight-errant, and a seeker of adventures. To be sure most of those one + finds do not end as pleasantly as one could wish, for out of a hundred, + ninety-nine will turn out cross and contrary. I know it by experience, for + out of some I came blanketed, and out of others belaboured. Still, for all + that, it is a fine thing to be on the look-out for what may happen, + crossing mountains, searching woods, climbing rocks, visiting castles, + putting up at inns, all at free quarters, and devil take the maravedi to + pay." + </p> + <p> + While this conversation passed between Sancho Panza and his wife, Don + Quixote's housekeeper and niece took him in and undressed him and laid him + in his old bed. He eyed them askance, and could not make out where he was. + The curate charged his niece to be very careful to make her uncle + comfortable and to keep a watch over him lest he should make his escape + from them again, telling her what they had been obliged to do to bring him + home. On this the pair once more lifted up their voices and renewed their + maledictions upon the books of chivalry, and implored heaven to plunge the + authors of such lies and nonsense into the midst of the bottomless pit. + They were, in short, kept in anxiety and dread lest their uncle and master + should give them the slip the moment he found himself somewhat better, and + as they feared so it fell out. + </p> + <p> + But the author of this history, though he has devoted research and + industry to the discovery of the deeds achieved by Don Quixote in his + third sally, has been unable to obtain any information respecting them, at + any rate derived from authentic documents; tradition has merely preserved + in the memory of La Mancha the fact that Don Quixote, the third time he + sallied forth from his home, betook himself to Saragossa, where he was + present at some famous jousts which came off in that city, and that he had + adventures there worthy of his valour and high intelligence. Of his end + and death he could learn no particulars, nor would he have ascertained it + or known of it, if good fortune had not produced an old physician for him + who had in his possession a leaden box, which, according to his account, + had been discovered among the crumbling foundations of an ancient + hermitage that was being rebuilt; in which box were found certain + parchment manuscripts in Gothic character, but in Castilian verse, + containing many of his achievements, and setting forth the beauty of + Dulcinea, the form of Rocinante, the fidelity of Sancho Panza, and the + burial of Don Quixote himself, together with sundry epitaphs and eulogies + on his life and character; but all that could be read and deciphered were + those which the trustworthy author of this new and unparalleled history + here presents. And the said author asks of those that shall read it + nothing in return for the vast toil which it has cost him in examining and + searching the Manchegan archives in order to bring it to light, save that + they give him the same credit that people of sense give to the books of + chivalry that pervade the world and are so popular; for with this he will + consider himself amply paid and fully satisfied, and will be encouraged to + seek out and produce other histories, if not as truthful, at least equal + in invention and not less entertaining. The first words written on the + parchment found in the leaden box were these: + </p> + <p> + THE ACADEMICIANS OF<br /> ARGAMASILLA, A VILLAGE OF<br /> LA MANCHA,<br /> ON + THE LIFE AND DEATH<br /> OF DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA,<br /> HOC SCRIPSERUNT<br /> + MONICONGO, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA,<br /> + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + + + + + ON THE TOMB OF DON QUIXOTE + + +EPITAPH + +The scatterbrain that gave La Mancha more + Rich spoils than Jason's; who a point so keen + Had to his wit, and happier far had been +If his wit's weathercock a blunter bore; +The arm renowned far as Gaeta's shore, + Cathay, and all the lands that lie between; + The muse discreet and terrible in mien +As ever wrote on brass in days of yore; +He who surpassed the Amadises all, + And who as naught the Galaors accounted, + Supported by his love and gallantry: +Who made the Belianises sing small, + And sought renown on Rocinante mounted; + Here, underneath this cold stone, doth he lie. + + + +PANIAGUADO, +ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +IN LAUDEM DULCINEAE DEL TOBOSO + +SONNET + +She, whose full features may be here descried, + High-bosomed, with a bearing of disdain, + Is Dulcinea, she for whom in vain +The great Don Quixote of La Mancha sighed. +For her, Toboso's queen, from side to side + He traversed the grim sierra, the champaign + Of Aranjuez, and Montiel's famous plain: +On Rocinante oft a weary ride. +Malignant planets, cruel destiny, + Pursued them both, the fair Manchegan dame, +And the unconquered star of chivalry. + Nor youth nor beauty saved her from the claim +Of death; he paid love's bitter penalty, + And left the marble to preserve his name. + + + +CAPRICHOSO, A MOST ACUTE ACADEMICIAN +OF ARGAMASILLA, IN PRAISE OF ROCINANTE, +STEED OF DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +SONNET + +On that proud throne of diamantine sheen, + Which the blood-reeking feet of Mars degrade, +The mad Manchegan's banner now hath been + By him in all its bravery displayed. + There hath he hung his arms and trenchant blade +Wherewith, achieving deeds till now unseen, + He slays, lays low, cleaves, hews; but art hath made +A novel style for our new paladin. +If Amadis be the proud boast of Gaul, + If by his progeny the fame of Greece + Through all the regions of the earth be spread, +Great Quixote crowned in grim Bellona's hall + To-day exalts La Mancha over these, + And above Greece or Gaul she holds her head. +Nor ends his glory here, for his good steed +Doth Brillador and Bayard far exceed; +As mettled steeds compared with Rocinante, +The reputation they have won is scanty. + + + + +BURLADOR, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON SANCHO PANZA + +SONNET + + The worthy Sancho Panza here you see; + A great soul once was in that body small, + Nor was there squire upon this earthly ball +So plain and simple, or of guile so free. +Within an ace of being Count was he, + And would have been but for the spite and gall + Of this vile age, mean and illiberal, +That cannot even let a donkey be. +For mounted on an ass (excuse the word), + By Rocinante's side this gentle squire + Was wont his wandering master to attend. +Delusive hopes that lure the common herd + With promises of ease, the heart's desire, + In shadows, dreams, and smoke ye always end. + + + + +CACHIDIABLO, +ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON THE TOMB OF DON QUIXOTE +EPITAPH + +The knight lies here below, + Ill-errant and bruised sore, + Whom Rocinante bore +In his wanderings to and fro. +By the side of the knight is laid + Stolid man Sancho too, + Than whom a squire more true +Was not in the esquire trade. + + + + + TIQUITOC, + ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON THE TOMB OF DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO + + EPITAPH +Here Dulcinea lies. + Plump was she and robust: + Now she is ashes and dust: +The end of all flesh that dies. +A lady of high degree, + With the port of a lofty dame, + And the great Don Quixote's flame, +And the pride of her village was she. +</pre> + <p> + These were all the verses that could be deciphered; the rest, the writing + being worm-eaten, were handed over to one of the Academicians to make out + their meaning conjecturally. We have been informed that at the cost of + many sleepless nights and much toil he has succeeded, and that he means to + publish them in hopes of Don Quixote's third sally. + </p> + <p> + <i>"Forse altro cantera con miglior plettro."</i> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + <a name="c52e" id="c52e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c52e.jpg (54K)" src="images/c52e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, +Complete, by Miguel de Cervantes + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, VOLUME I. *** + +***** This file should be named 5921-h.htm or 5921-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.net/5/9/2/5921/ + +Produced by David Widger + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net + + +Title: The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, Complete + +Author: Miguel de Cervantes + +Release Date: July 19, 2004 [EBook #5921] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, VOLUME I. *** + + + + +Produced by David Widger + + + + + +</pre> + + + + + +<br> +<hr> +<br><br><br><br><br><br> + + + + +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +<br> +<h2>Illustrated by Gustave Dore</h2> +<br> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3>Volume I., Complete</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p> +The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. </p> + + +<br><br> + +<h3>Note on the Images<br>Please use the "Enlarge" Link</h3> + +<p> +The images both woodcuts and steel-engravings are some of Gustave Dore's finest productions. +The pages of the printed edition measure 16 inches by 11 inches—images as first displayed here +have been reduced to one-fourth of the original +size. This severely deteriorates many of the illustrations which can only be appreciated when returned to +full size. All of the steel-engravings should be enlarged.<p> + + + + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br> + +<a name="contents"></a> +<br><br> + + +<h2>CONTENTS</h2> +<br> + +<h3>Volume I.</h3> + + +<pre> + +<a href="p1.htm#ch1">CHAPTER I</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN +DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +<a href="p1.htm#ch2">CHAPTER II</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS DON QUIXOTE MADE +FROM HOME + +<a href="p1.htm#ch3">CHAPTER III</a> +WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF +DUBBED A KNIGHT + +<a href="p2.htm#ch4">CHAPTER IV</a> +OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN + +<a href="p2.htm#ch5">CHAPTER V</a> +IN WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED + +<a href="p3.htm#ch6">CHAPTER VI</a> +OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH THE CURATE AND THE +BARBER MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN + +<a href="p3.htm#ch7">CHAPTER VII</a> +OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +<a href="p3.htm#ch8">CHAPTER VIII</a> +OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE +TERRIBLE AND UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER +OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO BE FITLY RECORDED + +<a href="p4.htm#ch9">CHAPTER IX</a> +IN WHICH IS CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE BETWEEN THE +GALLANT BISCAYAN AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN + +<a href="p4.htm#ch10">CHAPTER X</a> +OF THE PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS +SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA + +<a href="p4.htm#ch11">CHAPTER XI</a> +OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS + +<a href="p4.htm#ch12">CHAPTER XII</a> +OF WHAT A GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE + +<a href="p4.htm#ch13">CHAPTER XIII</a> +IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, WITH OTHER +INCIDENTS + +<a href="p5.htm#ch14">CHAPTER XIV</a> +WHEREIN ARE INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD SHEPHERD, +TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR + +<a href="p5.htm#ch15">CHAPTER XV</a> +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT DON QUIXOTE +FELL IN WITH WHEN HE FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN HEARTLESS YANGUESANS + +<a href="p6.htm#ch16">CHAPTER XVI</a> +OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN WHICH HE +TOOK TO BE A CASTLE + +<a href="p6.htm#ch17">CHAPTER XVII</a> +IN WHICH ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE +DON QUIXOTE AND HIS GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA ENDURED IN THE INN, +WHICH TO HIS MISFORTUNE HE TOOK TO BE A CASTLE + +<a href="p7.htm#ch18">CHAPTER XVIII</a> +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER, +DON QUIXOTE, AND OTHER ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING + +<a href="p7.htm#ch19">CHAPTER XIX</a> +OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH HIS MASTER, AND OF +THE ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER +NOTABLE OCCURRENCES + +<a href="p7.htm#ch20">CHAPTER XX</a> +OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH WAS ACHIEVED BY THE +VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER +ACHIEVED BY ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE WORLD + +<a href="p7.htm#ch21">CHAPTER XXI</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S +HELMET, TOGETHER WITH OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE +KNIGHT + +<a href="p7.htm#ch22">CHAPTER XXII</a> +OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL UNFORTUNATES WHO +AGAINST THEIR WILL WERE BEING CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO + +<a href="p8.htm#ch23">CHAPTER XXIII</a> +OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OF +THE RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS HISTORY + +<a href="p9.htm#ch24">CHAPTER XXIV</a> +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA + +<a href="p9.htm#ch25">CHAPTER XXV</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE STOUT +KNIGHT OF LA MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF HIS IMITATION +OF THE PENANCE OF BELTENEBROS + +<a href="p9.htm#ch26">CHAPTER XXVI</a> +IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON QUIXOTE +PLAYED THE PART OF A LOVER IN THE SIERRA MORENA + +<a href="p9.htm#ch27">CHAPTER XXVII</a> +OF HOW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR SCHEME; +TOGETHER WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN THIS GREAT HISTORY + +<a href="p10.htm#ch28">CHAPTER XXVIII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL +THE CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA + +<a href="p11.htm#ch29">CHAPTER XXIX</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE +OUR LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE HAD IMPOSED +UPON HIMSELF + +<a href="p12.htm#ch30">CHAPTER XXX</a> +WHICH TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER +MATTERS PLEASANT AND AMUSING + +<a href="p12.htm#ch31">CHAPTER XXXI</a> +OF THE DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA, +HIS SQUIRE, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + +<a href="p12.htm#ch32">CHAPTER XXXII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN + +<a href="p13.htm#ch33">CHAPTER XXXIII</a> +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + +<a href="p13.htm#ch34">CHAPTER XXXIV</a> +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + +<a href="p13.htm#ch35">CHAPTER XXXV</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS BATTLE DON QUIXOTE HAD +WITH CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, AND BRINGS THE NOVEL OF "THE +ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" TO A CLOSE + +<a href="p13.htm#ch36">CHAPTER XXXVI</a> +WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT OCCURRED AT THE INN + +<a href="p13.htm#ch37">CHAPTER XXXVII</a> +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE STORY OF THE FAMOUS PRINCESS MICOMICONA, +WITH OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES + +<a href="p13.htm#ch38">CHAPTER XXXVIII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON QUIXOTE DELIVERED ON +ARMS AND LETTERS + +<a href="p13.htm#ch39">CHAPTER XXXIX</a> +WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES + +<a href="p13.htm#ch40">CHAPTER XL</a> +IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED. + +<a href="p14.htm#ch41">CHAPTER XLI</a> +IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES + +<a href="p15.htm#ch42">CHAPTER XLII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, AND OF +SEVERAL OTHER THINGS WORTH KNOWING + +<a href="p15.htm#ch43">CHAPTER XLIII</a> +WHEREIN IS RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, TOGETHER +WITH OTHER STRANGE THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS IN THE INN + +<a href="p15.htm#ch44">CHAPTER XLIV</a> +IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES OF THE INN + +<a href="p15.htm#ch45">CHAPTER XLV</a> +IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET AND THE +PACK-SADDLE IS FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT +OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND EARNEST + +<a href="p15.htm#ch46">CHAPTER XLVI</a> +OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY +BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON +QUIXOTE + +<a href="p16.htm#ch47">CHAPTER XLVII</a> +OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WAS +CARRIED AWAY ENCHANTED, TOGETHER WITH OTHER REMARKABLE INCIDENTS + +<a href="p16.htm#ch48">CHAPTER XLVIII</a> +IN WHICH THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS OF CHIVALRY, +WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF HIS WIT + +<a href="p16.htm#ch49">CHAPTER XLIX</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HELD +WITH HIS MASTER DON QUIXOTE + +<a href="p17.htm#ch50">CHAPTER L</a> +OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY WHICH DON QUIXOTE AND THE CANON HELD, +TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + +<a href="p18.htm#ch51">CHAPTER LI</a> +WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE WHO WERE CARRYING +OFF DON QUIXOTE + +<a href="p18.htm#ch52">CHAPTER LII</a> +OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER +WITH NTHE RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN +EXPENDITURE OF SWEAT HE BROUGHT TO A HAPPY CONCLUSION + +</pre> + + + +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=6 border=4> +<tr><td> + <a href="p1.htm"><b>BEGIN VOLUME ONE</b></a> </td></tr><tr><td> + <a href="#contents"><b>CONTENTS OF VOLUME ONE</b></a> </td></tr><tr><td> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.net/5/9/4/5946/5946-h/5946-h.htm"><b>LINK TO VOLUME TWO</b></a> +</td></tr> +</table> +</center> + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, +Complete, by Miguel de Cervantes + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, VOLUME I. *** + +***** This file should be named 5921-h.htm or 5921-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.net/5/9/2/5921/ + +Produced by David Widger + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net + + +Title: The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, Complete + +Author: Miguel de Cervantes + +Release Date: July 19, 2004 [EBook #5921] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, VOLUME I. *** + + + + +Produced by David Widger + + + + + +</pre> + + + + + +<br> +<hr> +<br><br><br><br><br><br> + + + + +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +<br> +<h2>Illustrated by Gustave Dore</h2> +<br> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3>Volume I., Complete</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p> +The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. </p> + + +<br><br> + +<h3>Note on the Images<br>Please use the "Enlarge" Link</h3> + +<p> +The images both woodcuts and steel-engravings are some of Gustave Dore's finest productions. +The pages of the printed edition measure 16 inches by 11 inches—images as first displayed here +have been reduced to one-fourth of the original +size. This severely deteriorates many of the illustrations which can only be appreciated when returned to +full size. All of the steel-engravings should be enlarged.<p> + + + + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br> + +<a name="contents"></a> +<br><br> + + +<h2>CONTENTS</h2> +<br> + +<h3>Volume I.</h3> + + +<pre> + +<a href="p1.htm#ch1">CHAPTER I</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN +DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +<a href="p1.htm#ch2">CHAPTER II</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS DON QUIXOTE MADE +FROM HOME + +<a href="p1.htm#ch3">CHAPTER III</a> +WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF +DUBBED A KNIGHT + +<a href="p2.htm#ch4">CHAPTER IV</a> +OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN + +<a href="p2.htm#ch5">CHAPTER V</a> +IN WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED + +<a href="p3.htm#ch6">CHAPTER VI</a> +OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH THE CURATE AND THE +BARBER MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN + +<a href="p3.htm#ch7">CHAPTER VII</a> +OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +<a href="p3.htm#ch8">CHAPTER VIII</a> +OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE +TERRIBLE AND UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER +OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO BE FITLY RECORDED + +<a href="p4.htm#ch9">CHAPTER IX</a> +IN WHICH IS CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE BETWEEN THE +GALLANT BISCAYAN AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN + +<a href="p4.htm#ch10">CHAPTER X</a> +OF THE PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS +SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA + +<a href="p4.htm#ch11">CHAPTER XI</a> +OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS + +<a href="p4.htm#ch12">CHAPTER XII</a> +OF WHAT A GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE + +<a href="p4.htm#ch13">CHAPTER XIII</a> +IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, WITH OTHER +INCIDENTS + +<a href="p5.htm#ch14">CHAPTER XIV</a> +WHEREIN ARE INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD SHEPHERD, +TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR + +<a href="p5.htm#ch15">CHAPTER XV</a> +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT DON QUIXOTE +FELL IN WITH WHEN HE FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN HEARTLESS YANGUESANS + +<a href="p6.htm#ch16">CHAPTER XVI</a> +OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN WHICH HE +TOOK TO BE A CASTLE + +<a href="p6.htm#ch17">CHAPTER XVII</a> +IN WHICH ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE +DON QUIXOTE AND HIS GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA ENDURED IN THE INN, +WHICH TO HIS MISFORTUNE HE TOOK TO BE A CASTLE + +<a href="p7.htm#ch18">CHAPTER XVIII</a> +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER, +DON QUIXOTE, AND OTHER ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING + +<a href="p7.htm#ch19">CHAPTER XIX</a> +OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH HIS MASTER, AND OF +THE ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER +NOTABLE OCCURRENCES + +<a href="p7.htm#ch20">CHAPTER XX</a> +OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH WAS ACHIEVED BY THE +VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER +ACHIEVED BY ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE WORLD + +<a href="p7.htm#ch21">CHAPTER XXI</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S +HELMET, TOGETHER WITH OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE +KNIGHT + +<a href="p7.htm#ch22">CHAPTER XXII</a> +OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL UNFORTUNATES WHO +AGAINST THEIR WILL WERE BEING CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO + +<a href="p8.htm#ch23">CHAPTER XXIII</a> +OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OF +THE RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS HISTORY + +<a href="p9.htm#ch24">CHAPTER XXIV</a> +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA + +<a href="p9.htm#ch25">CHAPTER XXV</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE STOUT +KNIGHT OF LA MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF HIS IMITATION +OF THE PENANCE OF BELTENEBROS + +<a href="p9.htm#ch26">CHAPTER XXVI</a> +IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON QUIXOTE +PLAYED THE PART OF A LOVER IN THE SIERRA MORENA + +<a href="p9.htm#ch27">CHAPTER XXVII</a> +OF HOW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR SCHEME; +TOGETHER WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN THIS GREAT HISTORY + +<a href="p10.htm#ch28">CHAPTER XXVIII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL +THE CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA + +<a href="p11.htm#ch29">CHAPTER XXIX</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE +OUR LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE HAD IMPOSED +UPON HIMSELF + +<a href="p12.htm#ch30">CHAPTER XXX</a> +WHICH TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER +MATTERS PLEASANT AND AMUSING + +<a href="p12.htm#ch31">CHAPTER XXXI</a> +OF THE DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA, +HIS SQUIRE, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + +<a href="p12.htm#ch32">CHAPTER XXXII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN + +<a href="p13.htm#ch33">CHAPTER XXXIII</a> +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + +<a href="p13.htm#ch34">CHAPTER XXXIV</a> +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + +<a href="p13.htm#ch35">CHAPTER XXXV</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS BATTLE DON QUIXOTE HAD +WITH CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, AND BRINGS THE NOVEL OF "THE +ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" TO A CLOSE + +<a href="p13.htm#ch36">CHAPTER XXXVI</a> +WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT OCCURRED AT THE INN + +<a href="p13.htm#ch37">CHAPTER XXXVII</a> +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE STORY OF THE FAMOUS PRINCESS MICOMICONA, +WITH OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES + +<a href="p13.htm#ch38">CHAPTER XXXVIII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON QUIXOTE DELIVERED ON +ARMS AND LETTERS + +<a href="p13.htm#ch39">CHAPTER XXXIX</a> +WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES + +<a href="p13.htm#ch40">CHAPTER XL</a> +IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED. + +<a href="p14.htm#ch41">CHAPTER XLI</a> +IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES + +<a href="p15.htm#ch42">CHAPTER XLII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, AND OF +SEVERAL OTHER THINGS WORTH KNOWING + +<a href="p15.htm#ch43">CHAPTER XLIII</a> +WHEREIN IS RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, TOGETHER +WITH OTHER STRANGE THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS IN THE INN + +<a href="p15.htm#ch44">CHAPTER XLIV</a> +IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES OF THE INN + +<a href="p15.htm#ch45">CHAPTER XLV</a> +IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET AND THE +PACK-SADDLE IS FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT +OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND EARNEST + +<a href="p15.htm#ch46">CHAPTER XLVI</a> +OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY +BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON +QUIXOTE + +<a href="p16.htm#ch47">CHAPTER XLVII</a> +OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WAS +CARRIED AWAY ENCHANTED, TOGETHER WITH OTHER REMARKABLE INCIDENTS + +<a href="p16.htm#ch48">CHAPTER XLVIII</a> +IN WHICH THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS OF CHIVALRY, +WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF HIS WIT + +<a href="p16.htm#ch49">CHAPTER XLIX</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HELD +WITH HIS MASTER DON QUIXOTE + +<a href="p17.htm#ch50">CHAPTER L</a> +OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY WHICH DON QUIXOTE AND THE CANON HELD, +TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + +<a href="p18.htm#ch51">CHAPTER LI</a> +WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE WHO WERE CARRYING +OFF DON QUIXOTE + +<a href="p18.htm#ch52">CHAPTER LII</a> +OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER +WITH NTHE RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN +EXPENDITURE OF SWEAT HE BROUGHT TO A HAPPY CONCLUSION + +</pre> + + + +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=6 border=4> +<tr><td> + <a href="p1.htm"><b>BEGIN VOLUME ONE</b></a> </td></tr><tr><td> + <a href="#contents"><b>CONTENTS OF VOLUME ONE</b></a> </td></tr><tr><td> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.net/5/9/4/5946/5946-h/5946-h.htm"><b>LINK TO VOLUME TWO</b></a> +</td></tr> +</table> +</center> + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, +Complete, by Miguel de Cervantes + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, VOLUME I. *** + +***** This file should be named 5921-h.htm or 5921-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.net/5/9/2/5921/ + +Produced by David Widger + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Full Size" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch1">CHAPTER I</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN +DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +<a href="#ch2">CHAPTER II</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS DON QUIXOTE MADE +FROM HOME + +<a href="#ch3">CHAPTER III</a> +WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF +DUBBED A KNIGHT + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + +<center> +<h2>TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE</h2> +</center> +<br><br> + + +<h3>I: ABOUT THIS TRANSLATION</h3> + +<p> +It was with considerable reluctance that I abandoned in favour of +the present undertaking what had long been a favourite project: that +of a new edition of Shelton's "Don Quixote," which has now become a +somewhat scarce book. There are some—and I confess myself to be +one—for whom Shelton's racy old version, with all its defects, has +a charm that no modern translation, however skilful or correct, +could possess. Shelton had the inestimable advantage of belonging to +the same generation as Cervantes; "Don Quixote" had to him a +vitality that only a contemporary could feel; it cost him no +dramatic effort to see things as Cervantes saw them; there is no +anachronism in his language; he put the Spanish of Cervantes into +the English of Shakespeare. Shakespeare himself most likely knew the +book; he may have carried it home with him in his saddle-bags to +Stratford on one of his last journeys, and under the mulberry tree +at New Place joined hands with a kindred genius in its pages.</p> + +<p>But it was soon made plain to me that to hope for even a moderate +popularity for Shelton was vain. His fine old crusted English would, +no doubt, be relished by a minority, but it would be only by a +minority. His warmest admirers must admit that he is not a +satisfactory representative of Cervantes. His translation of the First +Part was very hastily made and was never revised by him. It has all +the freshness and vigour, but also a full measure of the faults, of +a hasty production. It is often very literal—barbarously literal +frequently—but just as often very loose. He had evidently a good +colloquial knowledge of Spanish, but apparently not much more. It +never seems to occur to him that the same translation of a word will +not suit in every case.</p> + +<p>It is often said that we have no satisfactory translation of "Don +Quixote." To those who are familiar with the original, it savours of +truism or platitude to say so, for in truth there can be no thoroughly +satisfactory translation of "Don Quixote" into English or any other +language. It is not that the Spanish idioms are so utterly +unmanageable, or that the untranslatable words, numerous enough no +doubt, are so superabundant, but rather that the sententious terseness +to which the humour of the book owes its flavour is peculiar to +Spanish, and can at best be only distantly imitated in any other +tongue.</p> + +<p>The history of our English translations of "Don Quixote" is +instructive. Shelton's, the first in any language, was made, +apparently, about 1608, but not published till 1612. This of course +was only the First Part. It has been asserted that the Second, +published in 1620, is not the work of Shelton, but there is nothing to +support the assertion save the fact that it has less spirit, less of +what we generally understand by "go," about it than the first, which +would be only natural if the first were the work of a young man +writing currente calamo, and the second that of a middle-aged man +writing for a bookseller. On the other hand, it is closer and more +literal, the style is the same, the very same translations, or +mistranslations, occur in it, and it is extremely unlikely that a +new translator would, by suppressing his name, have allowed Shelton to +carry off the credit.</p> + +<p>In 1687 John Phillips, Milton's nephew, produced a "Don Quixote" +"made English," he says, "according to the humour of our modern +language." His "Quixote" is not so much a translation as a travesty, +and a travesty that for coarseness, vulgarity, and buffoonery is +almost unexampled even in the literature of that day.</p> + +<p>Ned Ward's "Life and Notable Adventures of Don Quixote, merrily +translated into Hudibrastic Verse" (1700), can scarcely be reckoned +a translation, but it serves to show the light in which "Don +Quixote" was regarded at the time.</p> + +<p>A further illustration may be found in the version published in 1712 +by Peter Motteux, who had then recently combined tea-dealing with +literature. It is described as "translated from the original by +several hands," but if so all Spanish flavour has entirely +evaporated under the manipulation of the several hands. The flavour +that it has, on the other hand, is distinctly Franco-cockney. Anyone +who compares it carefully with the original will have little doubt +that it is a concoction from Shelton and the French of Filleau de +Saint Martin, eked out by borrowings from Phillips, whose mode of +treatment it adopts. It is, to be sure, more decent and decorous, +but it treats "Don Quixote" in the same fashion as a comic book that +cannot be made too comic.</p> + +<p>To attempt to improve the humour of "Don Quixote" by an infusion +of cockney flippancy and facetiousness, as Motteux's operators did, is +not merely an impertinence like larding a sirloin of prize beef, but +an absolute falsification of the spirit of the book, and it is a proof +of the uncritical way in which "Don Quixote" is generally read that +this worse than worthless translation—worthless as failing to +represent, worse than worthless as misrepresenting—should have been +favoured as it has been.</p> + +<p>It had the effect, however, of bringing out a translation undertaken +and executed in a very different spirit, that of Charles Jervas, the +portrait painter, and friend of Pope, Swift, Arbuthnot, and Gay. +Jervas has been allowed little credit for his work, indeed it may be +said none, for it is known to the world in general as Jarvis's. It was +not published until after his death, and the printers gave the name +according to the current pronunciation of the day. It has been the +most freely used and the most freely abused of all the translations. +It has seen far more editions than any other, it is admitted on all +hands to be by far the most faithful, and yet nobody seems to have a +good word to say for it or for its author. Jervas no doubt +prejudiced readers against himself in his preface, where among many +true words about Shelton, Stevens, and Motteux, he rashly and unjustly +charges Shelton with having translated not from the Spanish, but +from the Italian version of Franciosini, which did not appear until +ten years after Shelton's first volume. A suspicion of incompetence, +too, seems to have attached to him because he was by profession a +painter and a mediocre one (though he has given us the best portrait +we have of Swift), and this may have been strengthened by Pope's +remark that he "translated 'Don Quixote' without understanding +Spanish." He has been also charged with borrowing from Shelton, whom +he disparaged. It is true that in a few difficult or obscure +passages he has followed Shelton, and gone astray with him; but for +one case of this sort, there are fifty where he is right and Shelton +wrong. As for Pope's dictum, anyone who examines Jervas's version +carefully, side by side with the original, will see that he was a +sound Spanish scholar, incomparably a better one than Shelton, +except perhaps in mere colloquial Spanish. He was, in fact, an honest, +faithful, and painstaking translator, and he has left a version which, +whatever its shortcomings may be, is singularly free from errors and +mistranslations.</p> + +<p>The charge against it is that it is stiff, dry—"wooden" in a +word,—and no one can deny that there is a foundation for it. But it may be +pleaded for Jervas that a good deal of this rigidity is due to his +abhorrence of the light, flippant, jocose style of his predecessors. +He was one of the few, very few, translators that have shown any +apprehension of the unsmiling gravity which is the essence of Quixotic +humour; it seemed to him a crime to bring Cervantes forward smirking +and grinning at his own good things, and to this may be attributed +in a great measure the ascetic abstinence from everything savouring of +liveliness which is the characteristic of his translation. In most +modern editions, it should be observed, his style has been smoothed +and smartened, but without any reference to the original Spanish, so +that if he has been made to read more agreeably he has also been +robbed of his chief merit of fidelity.</p> + +<p>Smollett's version, published in 1755, may be almost counted as +one of these. At any rate it is plain that in its construction +Jervas's translation was very freely drawn upon, and very little or +probably no heed given to the original Spanish.</p> + +<p>The later translations may be dismissed in a few words. George +Kelly's, which appeared in 1769, "printed for the Translator," was +an impudent imposture, being nothing more than Motteux's version +with a few of the words, here and there, artfully transposed; +Charles Wilmot's (1774) was only an abridgment like Florian's, but not +so skilfully executed; and the version published by Miss Smirke in +1818, to accompany her brother's plates, was merely a patchwork +production made out of former translations. On the latest, Mr. A. J. +Duffield's, it would be in every sense of the word impertinent in me +to offer an opinion here. I had not even seen it when the present +undertaking was proposed to me, and since then I may say vidi +tantum, having for obvious reasons resisted the temptation which Mr. +Duffield's reputation and comely volumes hold out to every lover of +Cervantes.</p> + +<p>From the foregoing history of our translations of "Don Quixote," +it will be seen that there are a good many people who, provided they +get the mere narrative with its full complement of facts, incidents, +and adventures served up to them in a form that amuses them, care very +little whether that form is the one in which Cervantes originally +shaped his ideas. On the other hand, it is clear that there are many +who desire to have not merely the story he tells, but the story as +he tells it, so far at least as differences of idiom and circumstances +permit, and who will give a preference to the conscientious +translator, even though he may have acquitted himself somewhat +awkwardly.</p> + +<p>But after all there is no real antagonism between the two classes; +there is no reason why what pleases the one should not please the +other, or why a translator who makes it his aim to treat "Don Quixote" +with the respect due to a great classic, should not be as acceptable +even to the careless reader as the one who treats it as a famous old +jest-book. It is not a question of caviare to the general, or, if it +is, the fault rests with him who makes so. The method by which +Cervantes won the ear of the Spanish people ought, mutatis mutandis, +to be equally effective with the great majority of English readers. At +any rate, even if there are readers to whom it is a matter of +indifference, fidelity to the method is as much a part of the +translator's duty as fidelity to the matter. If he can please all +parties, so much the better; but his first duty is to those who look +to him for as faithful a representation of his author as it is in +his power to give them, faithful to the letter so long as fidelity +is practicable, faithful to the spirit so far as he can make it.</p> + +<p>My purpose here is not to dogmatise on the rules of translation, but +to indicate those I have followed, or at least tried to the best of my +ability to follow, in the present instance. One which, it seems to me, +cannot be too rigidly followed in translating "Don Quixote," is to +avoid everything that savours of affectation. The book itself is, +indeed, in one sense a protest against it, and no man abhorred it more +than Cervantes. For this reason, I think, any temptation to use +antiquated or obsolete language should be resisted. It is after all an +affectation, and one for which there is no warrant or excuse. +Spanish has probably undergone less change since the seventeenth +century than any language in Europe, and by far the greater and +certainly the best part of "Don Quixote" differs but little in +language from the colloquial Spanish of the present day. Except in the +tales and Don Quixote's speeches, the translator who uses the simplest +and plainest everyday language will almost always be the one who +approaches nearest to the original.</p> + +<p>Seeing that the story of "Don Quixote" and all its characters and +incidents have now been for more than two centuries and a half +familiar as household words in English mouths, it seems to me that the +old familiar names and phrases should not be changed without good +reason. Of course a translator who holds that "Don Quixote" should +receive the treatment a great classic deserves, will feel himself +bound by the injunction laid upon the Morisco in Chap. IX not to +omit or add anything.</p> + +<p> +II: ABOUT CERVANTES AND DON QUIXOTE</p> + +<p> +Four generations had laughed over "Don Quixote" before it occurred +to anyone to ask, who and what manner of man was this Miguel de +Cervantes Saavedra whose name is on the title-page; and it was too +late for a satisfactory answer to the question when it was proposed to +add a life of the author to the London edition published at Lord +Carteret's instance in 1738. All traces of the personality of +Cervantes had by that time disappeared. Any floating traditions that +may once have existed, transmitted from men who had known him, had +long since died out, and of other record there was none; for the +sixteenth and seventeenth centuries were incurious as to "the men of +the time," a reproach against which the nineteenth has, at any rate, +secured itself, if it has produced no Shakespeare or Cervantes. All +that Mayans y Siscar, to whom the task was entrusted, or any of +those who followed him, Rios, Pellicer, or Navarrete, could do was +to eke out the few allusions Cervantes makes to himself in his various +prefaces with such pieces of documentary evidence bearing upon his +life as they could find.</p> + +<p>This, however, has been done by the last-named biographer to such +good purpose that he has superseded all predecessors. Thoroughness +is the chief characteristic of Navarrete's work. Besides sifting, +testing, and methodising with rare patience and judgment what had been +previously brought to light, he left, as the saying is, no stone +unturned under which anything to illustrate his subject might possibly +be found. Navarrete has done all that industry and acumen could do, +and it is no fault of his if he has not given us what we want. What +Hallam says of Shakespeare may be applied to the almost parallel +case of Cervantes: "It is not the register of his baptism, or the +draft of his will, or the orthography of his name that we seek; no +letter of his writing, no record of his conversation, no character +of him drawn ... by a contemporary has been produced."</p> + +<p>It is only natural, therefore, that the biographers of Cervantes, +forced to make brick without straw, should have recourse largely to +conjecture, and that conjecture should in some instances come by +degrees to take the place of established fact. All that I propose to +do here is to separate what is matter of fact from what is matter of +conjecture, and leave it to the reader's judgment to decide whether +the data justify the inference or not.</p> + +<p>The men whose names by common consent stand in the front rank of +Spanish literature, Cervantes, Lope de Vega, Quevedo, Calderon, +Garcilaso de la Vega, the Mendozas, Gongora, were all men of ancient +families, and, curiously, all, except the last, of families that +traced their origin to the same mountain district in the North of +Spain. The family of Cervantes is commonly said to have been of +Galician origin, and unquestionably it was in possession of lands in +Galicia at a very early date; but I think the balance of the +evidence tends to show that the "solar," the original site of the +family, was at Cervatos in the north-west corner of Old Castile, close +to the junction of Castile, Leon, and the Asturias. As it happens, +there is a complete history of the Cervantes family from the tenth +century down to the seventeenth extant under the title of "Illustrious +Ancestry, Glorious Deeds, and Noble Posterity of the Famous Nuno +Alfonso, Alcaide of Toledo," written in 1648 by the industrious +genealogist Rodrigo Mendez Silva, who availed himself of a +manuscript genealogy by Juan de Mena, the poet laureate and +historiographer of John II.</p> + +<p>The origin of the name Cervantes is curious. Nuno Alfonso was almost +as distinguished in the struggle against the Moors in the reign of +Alfonso VII as the Cid had been half a century before in that of +Alfonso VI, and was rewarded by divers grants of land in the +neighbourhood of Toledo. On one of his acquisitions, about two leagues +from the city, he built himself a castle which he called Cervatos, +because "he was lord of the solar of Cervatos in the Montana," as +the mountain region extending from the Basque Provinces to Leon was +always called. At his death in battle in 1143, the castle passed by +his will to his son Alfonso Munio, who, as territorial or local +surnames were then coming into vogue in place of the simple +patronymic, took the additional name of Cervatos. His eldest son Pedro +succeeded him in the possession of the castle, and followed his +example in adopting the name, an assumption at which the younger +son, Gonzalo, seems to have taken umbrage.</p> + +<p>Everyone who has paid even a flying visit to Toledo will remember +the ruined castle that crowns the hill above the spot where the bridge +of Alcantara spans the gorge of the Tagus, and with its broken outline +and crumbling walls makes such an admirable pendant to the square +solid Alcazar towering over the city roofs on the opposite side. It +was built, or as some say restored, by Alfonso VI shortly after his +occupation of Toledo in 1085, and called by him San Servando after a +Spanish martyr, a name subsequently modified into San Servan (in which +form it appears in the "Poem of the Cid"), San Servantes, and San +Cervantes: with regard to which last the "Handbook for Spain" warns +its readers against the supposition that it has anything to do with +the author of "Don Quixote." Ford, as all know who have taken him +for a companion and counsellor on the roads of Spain, is seldom +wrong in matters of literature or history. In this instance, +however, he is in error. It has everything to do with the author of +"Don Quixote," for it is in fact these old walls that have given to +Spain the name she is proudest of to-day. Gonzalo, above mentioned, it +may be readily conceived, did not relish the appropriation by his +brother of a name to which he himself had an equal right, for though +nominally taken from the castle, it was in reality derived from the +ancient territorial possession of the family, and as a set-off, and to +distinguish himself (diferenciarse) from his brother, he took as a +surname the name of the castle on the bank of the Tagus, in the +building of which, according to a family tradition, his +great-grandfather had a share.</p> + +<p>Both brothers founded families. The Cervantes branch had more +tenacity; it sent offshoots in various directions, Andalusia, +Estremadura, Galicia, and Portugal, and produced a goodly line of +men distinguished in the service of Church and State. Gonzalo himself, +and apparently a son of his, followed Ferdinand III in the great +campaign of 1236-48 that gave Cordova and Seville to Christian Spain +and penned up the Moors in the kingdom of Granada, and his descendants +intermarried with some of the noblest families of the Peninsula and +numbered among them soldiers, magistrates, and Church dignitaries, +including at least two cardinal-archbishops.</p> + +<p>Of the line that settled in Andalusia, Deigo de Cervantes, +Commander of the Order of Santiago, married Juana Avellaneda, daughter +of Juan Arias de Saavedra, and had several sons, of whom one was +Gonzalo Gomez, Corregidor of Jerez and ancestor of the Mexican and +Columbian branches of the family; and another, Juan, whose son Rodrigo +married Dona Leonor de Cortinas, and by her had four children, +Rodrigo, Andrea, Luisa, and Miguel, our author.</p> + +<p>The pedigree of Cervantes is not without its bearing on "Don +Quixote." A man who could look back upon an ancestry of genuine +knights-errant extending from well-nigh the time of Pelayo to the +siege of Granada was likely to have a strong feeling on the subject of +the sham chivalry of the romances. It gives a point, too, to what he +says in more than one place about families that have once been great +and have tapered away until they have come to nothing, like a pyramid. +It was the case of his own.</p> + +<p>He was born at Alcala de Henares and baptised in the church of Santa +Maria Mayor on the 9th of October, 1547. Of his boyhood and youth we +know nothing, unless it be from the glimpse he gives us in the preface +to his "Comedies" of himself as a boy looking on with delight while +Lope de Rueda and his company set up their rude plank stage in the +plaza and acted the rustic farces which he himself afterwards took +as the model of his interludes. This first glimpse, however, is a +significant one, for it shows the early development of that love of +the drama which exercised such an influence on his life and seems to +have grown stronger as he grew older, and of which this very +preface, written only a few months before his death, is such a +striking proof. He gives us to understand, too, that he was a great +reader in his youth; but of this no assurance was needed, for the +First Part of "Don Quixote" alone proves a vast amount of +miscellaneous reading, romances of chivalry, ballads, popular +poetry, chronicles, for which he had no time or opportunity except +in the first twenty years of his life; and his misquotations and +mistakes in matters of detail are always, it may be noticed, those +of a man recalling the reading of his boyhood.</p> + +<p>Other things besides the drama were in their infancy when +Cervantes was a boy. The period of his boyhood was in every way a +transition period for Spain. The old chivalrous Spain had passed away. +The new Spain was the mightiest power the world had seen since the +Roman Empire and it had not yet been called upon to pay the price of +its greatness. By the policy of Ferdinand and Ximenez the sovereign +had been made absolute, and the Church and Inquisition adroitly +adjusted to keep him so. The nobles, who had always resisted +absolutism as strenuously as they had fought the Moors, had been +divested of all political power, a like fate had befallen the +cities, the free constitutions of Castile and Aragon had been swept +away, and the only function that remained to the Cortes was that of +granting money at the King's dictation.</p> + +<p>The transition extended to literature. Men who, like Garcilaso de la +Vega and Diego Hurtado de Mendoza, followed the Italian wars, had +brought back from Italy the products of the post-Renaissance +literature, which took root and flourished and even threatened to +extinguish the native growths. Damon and Thyrsis, Phyllis and Chloe +had been fairly naturalised in Spain, together with all the devices of +pastoral poetry for investing with an air of novelty the idea of a +dispairing shepherd and inflexible shepherdess. As a set-off against +this, the old historical and traditional ballads, and the true +pastorals, the songs and ballads of peasant life, were being collected +assiduously and printed in the cancioneros that succeeded one +another with increasing rapidity. But the most notable consequence, +perhaps, of the spread of printing was the flood of romances of +chivalry that had continued to pour from the press ever since Garci +Ordonez de Montalvo had resuscitated "Amadis of Gaul" at the beginning +of the century.</p> + +<p>For a youth fond of reading, solid or light, there could have been +no better spot in Spain than Alcala de Henares in the middle of the +sixteenth century. It was then a busy, populous university town, +something more than the enterprising rival of Salamanca, and +altogether a very different place from the melancholy, silent, +deserted Alcala the traveller sees now as he goes from Madrid to +Saragossa. Theology and medicine may have been the strong points of +the university, but the town itself seems to have inclined rather to +the humanities and light literature, and as a producer of books Alcala +was already beginning to compete with the older presses of Toledo, +Burgos, Salamanca and Seville.</p> + +<p>A pendant to the picture Cervantes has given us of his first +playgoings might, no doubt, have been often seen in the streets of +Alcala at that time; a bright, eager, tawny-haired boy peering into +a book-shop where the latest volumes lay open to tempt the public, +wondering, it may be, what that little book with the woodcut of the +blind beggar and his boy, that called itself "Vida de Lazarillo de +Tormes, segunda impresion," could be about; or with eyes brimming over +with merriment gazing at one of those preposterous portraits of a +knight-errant in outrageous panoply and plumes with which the +publishers of chivalry romances loved to embellish the title-pages +of their folios. If the boy was the father of the man, the sense of +the incongruous that was strong at fifty was lively at ten, and some +such reflections as these may have been the true genesis of "Don +Quixote."</p> + +<p>For his more solid education, we are told, he went to Salamanca. But +why Rodrigo de Cervantes, who was very poor, should have sent his +son to a university a hundred and fifty miles away when he had one +at his own door, would be a puzzle, if we had any reason for supposing +that he did so. The only evidence is a vague statement by Professor +Tomas Gonzalez, that he once saw an old entry of the matriculation +of a Miguel de Cervantes. This does not appear to have been ever +seen again; but even if it had, and if the date corresponded, it would +prove nothing, as there were at least two other Miguels born about the +middle of the century; one of them, moreover, a Cervantes Saavedra, +a cousin, no doubt, who was a source of great embarrassment to the +biographers.</p> + +<p>That he was a student neither at Salamanca nor at Alcala is best +proved by his own works. No man drew more largely upon experience than +he did, and he has nowhere left a single reminiscence of student +life—for the "Tia Fingida," if it be his, is not one—nothing, not even +"a college joke," to show that he remembered days that most men +remember best. All that we know positively about his education is that +Juan Lopez de Hoyos, a professor of humanities and belles-lettres of +some eminence, calls him his "dear and beloved pupil." This was in a +little collection of verses by different hands on the death of +Isabel de Valois, second queen of Philip II, published by the +professor in 1569, to which Cervantes contributed four pieces, +including an elegy, and an epitaph in the form of a sonnet. It is only +by a rare chance that a "Lycidas" finds its way into a volume of +this sort, and Cervantes was no Milton. His verses are no worse than +such things usually are; so much, at least, may be said for them.</p> + +<p>By the time the book appeared he had left Spain, and, as fate +ordered it, for twelve years, the most eventful ones of his life. +Giulio, afterwards Cardinal, Acquaviva had been sent at the end of +1568 to Philip II by the Pope on a mission, partly of condolence, +partly political, and on his return to Rome, which was somewhat +brusquely expedited by the King, he took Cervantes with him as his +camarero (chamberlain), the office he himself held in the Pope's +household. The post would no doubt have led to advancement at the +Papal Court had Cervantes retained it, but in the summer of 1570 he +resigned it and enlisted as a private soldier in Captain Diego +Urbina's company, belonging to Don Miguel de Moncada's regiment, but +at that time forming a part of the command of Marc Antony Colonna. +What impelled him to this step we know not, whether it was distaste +for the career before him, or purely military enthusiasm. It may +well have been the latter, for it was a stirring time; the events, +however, which led to the alliance between Spain, Venice, and the +Pope, against the common enemy, the Porte, and to the victory of the +combined fleets at Lepanto, belong rather to the history of Europe +than to the life of Cervantes. He was one of those that sailed from +Messina, in September 1571, under the command of Don John of +Austria; but on the morning of the 7th of October, when the Turkish +fleet was sighted, he was lying below ill with fever. At the news that +the enemy was in sight he rose, and, in spite of the remonstrances +of his comrades and superiors, insisted on taking his post, saying +he preferred death in the service of God and the King to health. His +galley, the Marquesa, was in the thick of the fight, and before it was +over he had received three gunshot wounds, two in the breast and one +in the left hand or arm. On the morning after the battle, according to +Navarrete, he had an interview with the commander-in-chief, Don +John, who was making a personal inspection of the wounded, one +result of which was an addition of three crowns to his pay, and +another, apparently, the friendship of his general.</p> + +<p>How severely Cervantes was wounded may be inferred from the fact, +that with youth, a vigorous frame, and as cheerful and buoyant a +temperament as ever invalid had, he was seven months in hospital at +Messina before he was discharged. He came out with his left hand +permanently disabled; he had lost the use of it, as Mercury told him +in the "Viaje del Parnaso" for the greater glory of the right. This, +however, did not absolutely unfit him for service, and in April 1572 +he joined Manuel Ponce de Leon's company of Lope de Figueroa's +regiment, in which, it seems probable, his brother Rodrigo was +serving, and shared in the operations of the next three years, +including the capture of the Goletta and Tunis. Taking advantage of +the lull which followed the recapture of these places by the Turks, he +obtained leave to return to Spain, and sailed from Naples in September +1575 on board the Sun galley, in company with his brother Rodrigo, +Pedro Carrillo de Quesada, late Governor of the Goletta, and some +others, and furnished with letters from Don John of Austria and the +Duke of Sesa, the Viceroy of Sicily, recommending him to the King +for the command of a company, on account of his services; a dono +infelice as events proved. On the 26th they fell in with a squadron of +Algerine galleys, and after a stout resistance were overpowered and +carried into Algiers.</p> + +<p>By means of a ransomed fellow-captive the brothers contrived to +inform their family of their condition, and the poor people at +Alcala at once strove to raise the ransom money, the father +disposing of all he possessed, and the two sisters giving up their +marriage portions. But Dali Mami had found on Cervantes the letters +addressed to the King by Don John and the Duke of Sesa, and, +concluding that his prize must be a person of great consequence, +when the money came he refused it scornfully as being altogether +insufficient. The owner of Rodrigo, however, was more easily +satisfied; ransom was accepted in his case, and it was arranged +between the brothers that he should return to Spain and procure a +vessel in which he was to come back to Algiers and take off Miguel and +as many of their comrades as possible. This was not the first +attempt to escape that Cervantes had made. Soon after the commencement +of his captivity he induced several of his companions to join him in +trying to reach Oran, then a Spanish post, on foot; but after the +first day's journey, the Moor who had agreed to act as their guide +deserted them, and they had no choice but to return. The second +attempt was more disastrous. In a garden outside the city on the +sea-shore, he constructed, with the help of the gardener, a +Spaniard, a hiding-place, to which he brought, one by one, fourteen of +his fellow-captives, keeping them there in secrecy for several months, +and supplying them with food through a renegade known as El Dorador, +"the Gilder." How he, a captive himself, contrived to do all this, +is one of the mysteries of the story. Wild as the project may +appear, it was very nearly successful. The vessel procured by +Rodrigo made its appearance off the coast, and under cover of night +was proceeding to take off the refugees, when the crew were alarmed by +a passing fishing boat, and beat a hasty retreat. On renewing the +attempt shortly afterwards, they, or a portion of them at least, +were taken prisoners, and just as the poor fellows in the garden +were exulting in the thought that in a few moments more freedom +would be within their grasp, they found themselves surrounded by +Turkish troops, horse and foot. The Dorador had revealed the whole +scheme to the Dey Hassan.</p> + +<p>When Cervantes saw what had befallen them, he charged his companions +to lay all the blame upon him, and as they were being bound he +declared aloud that the whole plot was of his contriving, and that +nobody else had any share in it. Brought before the Dey, he said the +same. He was threatened with impalement and with torture; and as +cutting off ears and noses were playful freaks with the Algerines, +it may be conceived what their tortures were like; but nothing could +make him swerve from his original statement that he and he alone was +responsible. The upshot was that the unhappy gardener was hanged by +his master, and the prisoners taken possession of by the Dey, who, +however, afterwards restored most of them to their masters, but kept +Cervantes, paying Dali Mami 500 crowns for him. He felt, no doubt, +that a man of such resource, energy, and daring, was too dangerous a +piece of property to be left in private hands; and he had him +heavily ironed and lodged in his own prison. If he thought that by +these means he could break the spirit or shake the resolution of his +prisoner, he was soon undeceived, for Cervantes contrived before +long to despatch a letter to the Governor of Oran, entreating him to +send him some one that could be trusted, to enable him and three other +gentlemen, fellow-captives of his, to make their escape; intending +evidently to renew his first attempt with a more trustworthy guide. +Unfortunately the Moor who carried the letter was stopped just outside +Oran, and the letter being found upon him, he was sent back to +Algiers, where by the order of the Dey he was promptly impaled as a +warning to others, while Cervantes was condemned to receive two +thousand blows of the stick, a number which most likely would have +deprived the world of "Don Quixote," had not some persons, who they +were we know not, interceded on his behalf.</p> + +<p>After this he seems to have been kept in still closer confinement +than before, for nearly two years passed before he made another +attempt. This time his plan was to purchase, by the aid of a Spanish +renegade and two Valencian merchants resident in Algiers, an armed +vessel in which he and about sixty of the leading captives were to +make their escape; but just as they were about to put it into +execution one Doctor Juan Blanco de Paz, an ecclesiastic and a +compatriot, informed the Dey of the plot. Cervantes by force of +character, by his self-devotion, by his untiring energy and his +exertions to lighten the lot of his companions in misery, had endeared +himself to all, and become the leading spirit in the captive colony, +and, incredible as it may seem, jealousy of his influence and the +esteem in which he was held, moved this man to compass his destruction +by a cruel death. The merchants finding that the Dey knew all, and +fearing that Cervantes under torture might make disclosures that would +imperil their own lives, tried to persuade him to slip away on board a +vessel that was on the point of sailing for Spain; but he told them +they had nothing to fear, for no tortures would make him compromise +anybody, and he went at once and gave himself up to the Dey.</p> + +<p>As before, the Dey tried to force him to name his accomplices. +Everything was made ready for his immediate execution; the halter +was put round his neck and his hands tied behind him, but all that +could be got from him was that he himself, with the help of four +gentlemen who had since left Algiers, had arranged the whole, and that +the sixty who were to accompany him were not to know anything of it +until the last moment. Finding he could make nothing of him, the Dey +sent him back to prison more heavily ironed than before.</p> + +<p>The poverty-stricken Cervantes family had been all this time +trying once more to raise the ransom money, and at last a sum of three +hundred ducats was got together and entrusted to the Redemptorist +Father Juan Gil, who was about to sail for Algiers. The Dey, +however, demanded more than double the sum offered, and as his term of +office had expired and he was about to sail for Constantinople, taking +all his slaves with him, the case of Cervantes was critical. He was +already on board heavily ironed, when the Dey at length agreed to +reduce his demand by one-half, and Father Gil by borrowing was able to +make up the amount, and on September 19, 1580, after a captivity of +five years all but a week, Cervantes was at last set free. Before long +he discovered that Blanco de Paz, who claimed to be an officer of +the Inquisition, was now concocting on false evidence a charge of +misconduct to be brought against him on his return to Spain. To +checkmate him Cervantes drew up a series of twenty-five questions, +covering the whole period of his captivity, upon which he requested +Father Gil to take the depositions of credible witnesses before a +notary. Eleven witnesses taken from among the principal captives in +Algiers deposed to all the facts above stated and to a great deal more +besides. There is something touching in the admiration, love, and +gratitude we see struggling to find expression in the formal +language of the notary, as they testify one after another to the +good deeds of Cervantes, how he comforted and helped the weak-hearted, +how he kept up their drooping courage, how he shared his poor purse +with this deponent, and how "in him this deponent found father and +mother."</p> + +<p>On his return to Spain he found his old regiment about to march +for Portugal to support Philip's claim to the crown, and utterly +penniless now, had no choice but to rejoin it. He was in the +expeditions to the Azores in 1582 and the following year, and on the +conclusion of the war returned to Spain in the autumn of 1583, +bringing with him the manuscript of his pastoral romance, the +"Galatea," and probably also, to judge by internal evidence, that of +the first portion of "Persiles and Sigismunda." He also brought back +with him, his biographers assert, an infant daughter, the offspring of +an amour, as some of them with great circumstantiality inform us, with +a Lisbon lady of noble birth, whose name, however, as well as that +of the street she lived in, they omit to mention. The sole +foundation for all this is that in 1605 there certainly was living +in the family of Cervantes a Dona Isabel de Saavedra, who is described +in an official document as his natural daughter, and then twenty years +of age.</p> + +<p>With his crippled left hand promotion in the army was hopeless, +now that Don John was dead and he had no one to press his claims and +services, and for a man drawing on to forty life in the ranks was a +dismal prospect; he had already a certain reputation as a poet; he +made up his mind, therefore, to cast his lot with literature, and +for a first venture committed his "Galatea" to the press. It was +published, as Salva y Mallen shows conclusively, at Alcala, his own +birth-place, in 1585 and no doubt helped to make his name more +widely known, but certainly did not do him much good in any other way.</p> + +<p>While it was going through the press, he married Dona Catalina de +Palacios Salazar y Vozmediano, a lady of Esquivias near Madrid, and +apparently a friend of the family, who brought him a fortune which may +possibly have served to keep the wolf from the door, but if so, that +was all. The drama had by this time outgrown market-place stages and +strolling companies, and with his old love for it he naturally +turned to it for a congenial employment. In about three years he wrote +twenty or thirty plays, which he tells us were performed without any +throwing of cucumbers or other missiles, and ran their course +without any hisses, outcries, or disturbance. In other words, his +plays were not bad enough to be hissed off the stage, but not good +enough to hold their own upon it. Only two of them have been +preserved, but as they happen to be two of the seven or eight he +mentions with complacency, we may assume they are favourable +specimens, and no one who reads the "Numancia" and the "Trato de +Argel" will feel any surprise that they failed as acting dramas. +Whatever merits they may have, whatever occasional they may show, they +are, as regards construction, incurably clumsy. How completely they +failed is manifest from the fact that with all his sanguine +temperament and indomitable perseverance he was unable to maintain the +struggle to gain a livelihood as a dramatist for more than three +years; nor was the rising popularity of Lope the cause, as is often +said, notwithstanding his own words to the contrary. When Lope began +to write for the stage is uncertain, but it was certainly after +Cervantes went to Seville.</p> + +<p>Among the "Nuevos Documentos" printed by Senor Asensio y Toledo is +one dated 1592, and curiously characteristic of Cervantes. It is an +agreement with one Rodrigo Osorio, a manager, who was to accept six +comedies at fifty ducats (about 6l.) apiece, not to be paid in any +case unless it appeared on representation that the said comedy was one +of the best that had ever been represented in Spain. The test does not +seem to have been ever applied; perhaps it was sufficiently apparent +to Rodrigo Osorio that the comedies were not among the best that had +ever been represented. Among the correspondence of Cervantes there +might have been found, no doubt, more than one letter like that we see +in the "Rake's Progress," "Sir, I have read your play, and it will not +doo."</p> + +<p>He was more successful in a literary contest at Saragossa in 1595 in +honour of the canonisation of St. Jacinto, when his composition won +the first prize, three silver spoons. The year before this he had been +appointed a collector of revenues for the kingdom of Granada. In order +to remit the money he had collected more conveniently to the treasury, +he entrusted it to a merchant, who failed and absconded; and as the +bankrupt's assets were insufficient to cover the whole, he was sent to +prison at Seville in September 1597. The balance against him, however, +was a small one, about 26l., and on giving security for it he was +released at the end of the year.</p> + +<p>It was as he journeyed from town to town collecting the king's +taxes, that he noted down those bits of inn and wayside life and +character that abound in the pages of "Don Quixote:" the Benedictine +monks with spectacles and sunshades, mounted on their tall mules; +the strollers in costume bound for the next village; the barber with +his basin on his head, on his way to bleed a patient; the recruit with +his breeches in his bundle, tramping along the road singing; the +reapers gathered in the venta gateway listening to "Felixmarte of +Hircania" read out to them; and those little Hogarthian touches that +he so well knew how to bring in, the ox-tail hanging up with the +landlord's comb stuck in it, the wine-skins at the bed-head, and those +notable examples of hostelry art, Helen going off in high spirits on +Paris's arm, and Dido on the tower dropping tears as big as walnuts. +Nay, it may well be that on those journeys into remote regions he came +across now and then a specimen of the pauper gentleman, with his +lean hack and his greyhound and his books of chivalry, dreaming away +his life in happy ignorance that the world had changed since his +great-grandfather's old helmet was new. But it was in Seville that +he found out his true vocation, though he himself would not by any +means have admitted it to be so. It was there, in Triana, that he +was first tempted to try his hand at drawing from life, and first +brought his humour into play in the exquisite little sketch of +"Rinconete y Cortadillo," the germ, in more ways than one, of "Don +Quixote."</p> + +<p>Where and when that was written, we cannot tell. After his +imprisonment all trace of Cervantes in his official capacity +disappears, from which it may be inferred that he was not +reinstated. That he was still in Seville in November 1598 appears from +a satirical sonnet of his on the elaborate catafalque erected to +testify the grief of the city at the death of Philip II, but from this +up to 1603 we have no clue to his movements. The words in the +preface to the First Part of "Don Quixote" are generally held to be +conclusive that he conceived the idea of the book, and wrote the +beginning of it at least, in a prison, and that he may have done so is +extremely likely.</p> + +<p>There is a tradition that Cervantes read some portions of his work +to a select audience at the Duke of Bejar's, which may have helped +to make the book known; but the obvious conclusion is that the First +Part of "Don Quixote" lay on his hands some time before he could +find a publisher bold enough to undertake a venture of so novel a +character; and so little faith in it had Francisco Robles of Madrid, +to whom at last he sold it, that he did not care to incur the +expense of securing the copyright for Aragon or Portugal, contenting +himself with that for Castile. The printing was finished in +December, and the book came out with the new year, 1605. It is often +said that "Don Quixote" was at first received coldly. The facts show +just the contrary. No sooner was it in the hands of the public than +preparations were made to issue pirated editions at Lisbon and +Valencia, and to bring out a second edition with the additional +copyrights for Aragon and Portugal, which he secured in February.</p> + +<p>No doubt it was received with something more than coldness by +certain sections of the community. Men of wit, taste, and +discrimination among the aristocracy gave it a hearty welcome, but the +aristocracy in general were not likely to relish a book that turned +their favourite reading into ridicule and laughed at so many of +their favourite ideas. The dramatists who gathered round Lope as their +leader regarded Cervantes as their common enemy, and it is plain +that he was equally obnoxious to the other clique, the culto poets who +had Gongora for their chief. Navarrete, who knew nothing of the letter +above mentioned, tries hard to show that the relations between +Cervantes and Lope were of a very friendly sort, as indeed they were +until "Don Quixote" was written. Cervantes, indeed, to the last +generously and manfully declared his admiration of Lope's powers, +his unfailing invention, and his marvellous fertility; but in the +preface of the First Part of "Don Quixote" and in the verses of +"Urganda the Unknown," and one or two other places, there are, if we +read between the lines, sly hits at Lope's vanities and affectations +that argue no personal good-will; and Lope openly sneers at "Don +Quixote" and Cervantes, and fourteen years after his death gives him +only a few lines of cold commonplace in the "Laurel de Apolo," that +seem all the colder for the eulogies of a host of nonentities whose +names are found nowhere else.</p> + +<p>In 1601 Valladolid was made the seat of the Court, and at the +beginning of 1603 Cervantes had been summoned thither in connection +with the balance due by him to the Treasury, which was still +outstanding. He remained at Valladolid, apparently supporting +himself by agencies and scrivener's work of some sort; probably +drafting petitions and drawing up statements of claims to be presented +to the Council, and the like. So, at least, we gather from the +depositions taken on the occasion of the death of a gentleman, the +victim of a street brawl, who had been carried into the house in which +he lived. In these he himself is described as a man who wrote and +transacted business, and it appears that his household then +consisted of his wife, the natural daughter Isabel de Saavedra already +mentioned, his sister Andrea, now a widow, her daughter Constanza, a +mysterious Magdalena de Sotomayor calling herself his sister, for whom +his biographers cannot account, and a servant-maid.</p> + +<p>Meanwhile "Don Quixote" had been growing in favour, and its author's +name was now known beyond the Pyrenees. In 1607 an edition was printed +at Brussels. Robles, the Madrid publisher, found it necessary to +meet the demand by a third edition, the seventh in all, in 1608. The +popularity of the book in Italy was such that a Milan bookseller was +led to bring out an edition in 1610; and another was called for in +Brussels in 1611. It might naturally have been expected that, with +such proofs before him that he had hit the taste of the public, +Cervantes would have at once set about redeeming his rather vague +promise of a second volume.</p> + +<p>But, to all appearance, nothing was farther from his thoughts. He +had still by him one or two short tales of the same vintage as those +he had inserted in "Don Quixote" and instead of continuing the +adventures of Don Quixote, he set to work to write more of these +"Novelas Exemplares" as he afterwards called them, with a view to +making a book of them.</p> + +<p>The novels were published in the summer of 1613, with a dedication +to the Conde de Lemos, the Maecenas of the day, and with one of +those chatty confidential prefaces Cervantes was so fond of. In +this, eight years and a half after the First Part of "Don Quixote" had +appeared, we get the first hint of a forthcoming Second Part. "You +shall see shortly," he says, "the further exploits of Don Quixote +and humours of Sancho Panza." His idea of "shortly" was a somewhat +elastic one, for, as we know by the date to Sancho's letter, he had +barely one-half of the book completed that time twelvemonth.</p> + +<p>But more than poems, or pastorals, or novels, it was his dramatic +ambition that engrossed his thoughts. The same indomitable spirit that +kept him from despair in the bagnios of Algiers, and prompted him to +attempt the escape of himself and his comrades again and again, made +him persevere in spite of failure and discouragement in his efforts to +win the ear of the public as a dramatist. The temperament of Cervantes +was essentially sanguine. The portrait he draws in the preface to +the novels, with the aquiline features, chestnut hair, smooth +untroubled forehead, and bright cheerful eyes, is the very portrait of +a sanguine man. Nothing that the managers might say could persuade him +that the merits of his plays would not be recognised at last if they +were only given a fair chance. The old soldier of the Spanish +Salamis was bent on being the Aeschylus of Spain. He was to found a +great national drama, based on the true principles of art, that was to +be the envy of all nations; he was to drive from the stage the +silly, childish plays, the "mirrors of nonsense and models of folly" +that were in vogue through the cupidity of the managers and +shortsightedness of the authors; he was to correct and educate the +public taste until it was ripe for tragedies on the model of the Greek +drama—like the "Numancia" for instance—and comedies that would not +only amuse but improve and instruct. All this he was to do, could he +once get a hearing: there was the initial difficulty.</p> + +<p>He shows plainly enough, too, that "Don Quixote" and the +demolition of the chivalry romances was not the work that lay next his +heart. He was, indeed, as he says himself in his preface, more a +stepfather than a father to "Don Quixote." Never was great work so +neglected by its author. That it was written carelessly, hastily, +and by fits and starts, was not always his fault, but it seems clear +he never read what he sent to the press. He knew how the printers +had blundered, but he never took the trouble to correct them when +the third edition was in progress, as a man who really cared for the +child of his brain would have done. He appears to have regarded the +book as little more than a mere libro de entretenimiento, an amusing +book, a thing, as he says in the "Viaje," "to divert the melancholy +moody heart at any time or season." No doubt he had an affection for +his hero, and was very proud of Sancho Panza. It would have been +strange indeed if he had not been proud of the most humorous +creation in all fiction. He was proud, too, of the popularity and +success of the book, and beyond measure delightful is the naivete with +which he shows his pride in a dozen passages in the Second Part. But +it was not the success he coveted. In all probability he would have +given all the success of "Don Quixote," nay, would have seen every +copy of "Don Quixote" burned in the Plaza Mayor, for one such +success as Lope de Vega was enjoying on an average once a week.</p> + +<p> And so he went on, dawdling over "Don Quixote," adding a chapter +now and again, and putting it aside to turn to "Persiles and +Sigismunda"—which, as we know, was to be the most entertaining book +in the language, and the rival of "Theagenes and Chariclea"—or +finishing off one of his darling comedies; and if Robles asked when +"Don Quixote" would be ready, the answer no doubt was: +En breve—shortly, there was time enough for that. At sixty-eight he was as full +of life and hope and plans for the future as a boy of eighteen.</p> + +<p>Nemesis was coming, however. He had got as far as Chapter LIX, which +at his leisurely pace he could hardly have reached before October or +November 1614, when there was put into his hand a small octave +lately printed at Tarragona, and calling itself "Second Volume of +the Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha: by the Licentiate +Alonso Fernandez de Avellaneda of Tordesillas." The last half of +Chapter LIX and most of the following chapters of the Second Part give +us some idea of the effect produced upon him, and his irritation was +not likely to be lessened by the reflection that he had no one to +blame but himself. Had Avellaneda, in fact, been content with merely +bringing out a continuation to "Don Quixote," Cervantes would have had +no reasonable grievance. His own intentions were expressed in the very +vaguest language at the end of the book; nay, in his last words, +"forse altro cantera con miglior plettro," he seems actually to invite +some one else to continue the work, and he made no sign until eight +years and a half had gone by; by which time Avellaneda's volume was no +doubt written.</p> + +<p>In fact Cervantes had no case, or a very bad one, as far as the mere +continuation was concerned. But Avellaneda chose to write a preface to +it, full of such coarse personal abuse as only an ill-conditioned +man could pour out. He taunts Cervantes with being old, with having +lost his hand, with having been in prison, with being poor, with being +friendless, accuses him of envy of Lope's success, of petulance and +querulousness, and so on; and it was in this that the sting lay. +Avellaneda's reason for this personal attack is obvious enough. +Whoever he may have been, it is clear that he was one of the +dramatists of Lope's school, for he has the impudence to charge +Cervantes with attacking him as well as Lope in his criticism on the +drama. His identification has exercised the best critics and baffled +all the ingenuity and research that has been brought to bear on it. +Navarrete and Ticknor both incline to the belief that Cervantes knew +who he was; but I must say I think the anger he shows suggests an +invisible assailant; it is like the irritation of a man stung by a +mosquito in the dark. Cervantes from certain solecisms of language +pronounces him to be an Aragonese, and Pellicer, an Aragonese himself, +supports this view and believes him, moreover, to have been an +ecclesiastic, a Dominican probably.</p> + +<p>Any merit Avellaneda has is reflected from Cervantes, and he is +too dull to reflect much. "Dull and dirty" will always be, I +imagine, the verdict of the vast majority of unprejudiced readers. +He is, at best, a poor plagiarist; all he can do is to follow +slavishly the lead given him by Cervantes; his only humour lies in +making Don Quixote take inns for castles and fancy himself some +legendary or historical personage, and Sancho mistake words, invert +proverbs, and display his gluttony; all through he shows a +proclivity to coarseness and dirt, and he has contrived to introduce +two tales filthier than anything by the sixteenth century novellieri +and without their sprightliness.</p> + +<p>But whatever Avellaneda and his book may be, we must not forget +the debt we owe them. But for them, there can be no doubt, "Don +Quixote" would have come to us a mere torso instead of a complete +work. Even if Cervantes had finished the volume he had in hand, most +assuredly he would have left off with a promise of a Third Part, +giving the further adventures of Don Quixote and humours of Sancho +Panza as shepherds. It is plain that he had at one time an intention +of dealing with the pastoral romances as he had dealt with the books +of chivalry, and but for Avellaneda he would have tried to carry it +out. But it is more likely that, with his plans, and projects, and +hopefulness, the volume would have remained unfinished till his death, +and that we should have never made the acquaintance of the Duke and +Duchess, or gone with Sancho to Barataria.</p> + +<p>From the moment the book came into his hands he seems to have been +haunted by the fear that there might be more Avellanedas in the field, +and putting everything else aside, he set himself to finish off his +task and protect Don Quixote in the only way he could, by killing him. +The conclusion is no doubt a hasty and in some places clumsy piece +of work and the frequent repetition of the scolding administered to +Avellaneda becomes in the end rather wearisome; but it is, at any +rate, a conclusion and for that we must thank Avellaneda.</p> + +<p>The new volume was ready for the press in February, but was not +printed till the very end of 1615, and during the interval Cervantes +put together the comedies and interludes he had written within the +last few years, and, as he adds plaintively, found no demand for among +the managers, and published them with a preface, worth the book it +introduces tenfold, in which he gives an account of the early +Spanish stage, and of his own attempts as a dramatist. It is +needless to say they were put forward by Cervantes in all good faith +and full confidence in their merits. The reader, however, was not to +suppose they were his last word or final effort in the drama, for he +had in hand a comedy called "Engano a los ojos," about which, if he +mistook not, there would be no question.</p> + +<p>Of this dramatic masterpiece the world has no opportunity of +judging; his health had been failing for some time, and he died, +apparently of dropsy, on the 23rd of April, 1616, the day on which +England lost Shakespeare, nominally at least, for the English calendar +had not yet been reformed. He died as he had lived, accepting his +lot bravely and cheerfully.</p> + +<p>Was it an unhappy life, that of Cervantes? His biographers all +tell us that it was; but I must say I doubt it. It was a hard life, +a life of poverty, of incessant struggle, of toil ill paid, of +disappointment, but Cervantes carried within himself the antidote to +all these evils. His was not one of those light natures that rise +above adversity merely by virtue of their own buoyancy; it was in +the fortitude of a high spirit that he was proof against it. It is +impossible to conceive Cervantes giving way to despondency or +prostrated by dejection. As for poverty, it was with him a thing to be +laughed over, and the only sigh he ever allows to escape him is when +he says, "Happy he to whom Heaven has given a piece of bread for which +he is not bound to give thanks to any but Heaven itself." Add to all +this his vital energy and mental activity, his restless invention +and his sanguine temperament, and there will be reason enough to doubt +whether his could have been a very unhappy life. He who could take +Cervantes' distresses together with his apparatus for enduring them +would not make so bad a bargain, perhaps, as far as happiness in +life is concerned.</p> + +<p>Of his burial-place nothing is known except that he was buried, in +accordance with his will, in the neighbouring convent of Trinitarian +nuns, of which it is supposed his daughter, Isabel de Saavedra, was an +inmate, and that a few years afterwards the nuns removed to another +convent, carrying their dead with them. But whether the remains of +Cervantes were included in the removal or not no one knows, and the +clue to their resting-place is now lost beyond all hope. This +furnishes perhaps the least defensible of the items in the charge of +neglect brought against his contemporaries. In some of the others +there is a good deal of exaggeration. To listen to most of his +biographers one would suppose that all Spain was in league not only +against the man but against his memory, or at least that it was +insensible to his merits, and left him to live in misery and die of +want. To talk of his hard life and unworthy employments in Andalusia +is absurd. What had he done to distinguish him from thousands of other +struggling men earning a precarious livelihood? True, he was a gallant +soldier, who had been wounded and had undergone captivity and +suffering in his country's cause, but there were hundreds of others in +the same case. He had written a mediocre specimen of an insipid +class of romance, and some plays which manifestly did not comply +with the primary condition of pleasing: were the playgoers to +patronise plays that did not amuse them, because the author was to +produce "Don Quixote" twenty years afterwards?</p> + +<p>The scramble for copies which, as we have seen, followed immediately +on the appearance of the book, does not look like general +insensibility to its merits. No doubt it was received coldly by +some, but if a man writes a book in ridicule of periwigs he must +make his account with being coldly received by the periwig wearers and +hated by the whole tribe of wigmakers. If Cervantes had the +chivalry-romance readers, the sentimentalists, the dramatists, and the +poets of the period all against him, it was because "Don Quixote" +was what it was; and if the general public did not come forward to +make him comfortable for the rest of his days, it is no more to be +charged with neglect and ingratitude than the English-speaking +public that did not pay off Scott's liabilities. It did the best it +could; it read his book and liked it and bought it, and encouraged the +bookseller to pay him well for others.</p> + +<p>It has been also made a reproach to Spain that she has erected no +monument to the man she is proudest of; no monument, that is to say, +of him; for the bronze statue in the little garden of the Plaza de las +Cortes, a fair work of art no doubt, and unexceptionable had it been +set up to the local poet in the market-place of some provincial +town, is not worthy of Cervantes or of Madrid. But what need has +Cervantes of "such weak witness of his name;" or what could a monument +do in his case except testify to the self-glorification of those who +had put it up? Si monumentum quoeris, circumspice. The nearest +bookseller's shop will show what bathos there would be in a monument +to the author of "Don Quixote."</p> + +<p>Nine editions of the First Part of "Don Quixote" had already +appeared before Cervantes died, thirty thousand copies in all, +according to his own estimate, and a tenth was printed at Barcelona +the year after his death. So large a number naturally supplied the +demand for some time, but by 1634 it appears to have been exhausted; +and from that time down to the present day the stream of editions +has continued to flow rapidly and regularly. The translations show +still more clearly in what request the book has been from the very +outset. In seven years from the completion of the work it had been +translated into the four leading languages of Europe. Except the +Bible, in fact, no book has been so widely diffused as "Don +Quixote." The "Imitatio Christi" may have been translated into as many +different languages, and perhaps "Robinson Crusoe" and the "Vicar of +Wakefield" into nearly as many, but in multiplicity of translations +and editions "Don Quixote" leaves them all far behind.</p> + +<p>Still more remarkable is the character of this wide diffusion. +"Don Quixote" has been thoroughly naturalised among people whose ideas +about knight-errantry, if they had any at all, were of the vaguest, +who had never seen or heard of a book of chivalry, who could not +possibly feel the humour of the burlesque or sympathise with the +author's purpose. Another curious fact is that this, the most +cosmopolitan book in the world, is one of the most intensely national. +"Manon Lescaut" is not more thoroughly French, "Tom Jones" not more +English, "Rob Roy" not more Scotch, than "Don Quixote" is Spanish, +in character, in ideas, in sentiment, in local colour, in +everything. What, then, is the secret of this unparalleled popularity, +increasing year by year for well-nigh three centuries? One +explanation, no doubt, is that of all the books in the world, "Don +Quixote" is the most catholic. There is something in it for every sort +of reader, young or old, sage or simple, high or low. As Cervantes +himself says with a touch of pride, "It is thumbed and read and got by +heart by people of all sorts; the children turn its leaves, the +young people read it, the grown men understand it, the old folk praise +it."</p> + +<p>But it would be idle to deny that the ingredient which, more than +its humour, or its wisdom, or the fertility of invention or +knowledge of human nature it displays, has insured its success with +the multitude, is the vein of farce that runs through it. It was the +attack upon the sheep, the battle with the wine-skins, Mambrino's +helmet, the balsam of Fierabras, Don Quixote knocked over by the sails +of the windmill, Sancho tossed in the blanket, the mishaps and +misadventures of master and man, that were originally the great +attraction, and perhaps are so still to some extent with the +majority of readers. It is plain that "Don Quixote" was generally +regarded at first, and indeed in Spain for a long time, as little more +than a queer droll book, full of laughable incidents and absurd +situations, very amusing, but not entitled to much consideration or +care. All the editions printed in Spain from 1637 to 1771, when the +famous printer Ibarra took it up, were mere trade editions, badly +and carelessly printed on vile paper and got up in the style of +chap-books intended only for popular use, with, in most instances, +uncouth illustrations and clap-trap additions by the publisher.</p> + +<p>To England belongs the credit of having been the first country to +recognise the right of "Don Quixote" to better treatment than this. +The London edition of 1738, commonly called Lord Carteret's from +having been suggested by him, was not a mere edition de luxe. It +produced "Don Quixote" in becoming form as regards paper and type, and +embellished with plates which, if not particularly happy as +illustrations, were at least well intentioned and well executed, but +it also aimed at correctness of text, a matter to which nobody +except the editors of the Valencia and Brussels editions had given +even a passing thought; and for a first attempt it was fairly +successful, for though some of its emendations are inadmissible, a +good many of them have been adopted by all subsequent editors.</p> + +<p>The zeal of publishers, editors, and annotators brought about a +remarkable change of sentiment with regard to "Don Quixote." A vast +number of its admirers began to grow ashamed of laughing over it. It +became almost a crime to treat it as a humorous book. The humour was +not entirely denied, but, according to the new view, it was rated as +an altogether secondary quality, a mere accessory, nothing more than +the stalking-horse under the presentation of which Cervantes shot +his philosophy or his satire, or whatever it was he meant to shoot; +for on this point opinions varied. All were agreed, however, that +the object he aimed at was not the books of chivalry. He said +emphatically in the preface to the First Part and in the last sentence +of the Second, that he had no other object in view than to discredit +these books, and this, to advanced criticism, made it clear that his +object must have been something else.</p> + +<p>One theory was that the book was a kind of allegory, setting forth +the eternal struggle between the ideal and the real, between the +spirit of poetry and the spirit of prose; and perhaps German +philosophy never evolved a more ungainly or unlikely camel out of +the depths of its inner consciousness. Something of the antagonism, no +doubt, is to be found in "Don Quixote," because it is to be found +everywhere in life, and Cervantes drew from life. It is difficult to +imagine a community in which the never-ceasing game of +cross-purposes between Sancho Panza and Don Quixote would not be +recognized as true to nature. In the stone age, among the lake +dwellers, among the cave men, there were Don Quixotes and Sancho +Panzas; there must have been the troglodyte who never could see the +facts before his eyes, and the troglodyte who could see nothing +else. But to suppose Cervantes deliberately setting himself to expound +any such idea in two stout quarto volumes is to suppose something +not only very unlike the age in which he lived, but altogether +unlike Cervantes himself, who would have been the first to laugh at an +attempt of the sort made by anyone else.</p> + +<p>The extraordinary influence of the romances of chivalry in his day +is quite enough to account for the genesis of the book. Some idea of +the prodigious development of this branch of literature in the +sixteenth century may be obtained from the scrutiny of Chapter VII, if +the reader bears in mind that only a portion of the romances belonging +to by far the largest group are enumerated. As to its effect upon +the nation, there is abundant evidence. From the time when the +Amadises and Palmerins began to grow popular down to the very end of +the century, there is a steady stream of invective, from men whose +character and position lend weight to their words, against the +romances of chivalry and the infatuation of their readers. Ridicule +was the only besom to sweep away that dust.</p> + +<p>That this was the task Cervantes set himself, and that he had +ample provocation to urge him to it, will be sufficiently clear to +those who look into the evidence; as it will be also that it was not +chivalry itself that he attacked and swept away. Of all the +absurdities that, thanks to poetry, will be repeated to the end of +time, there is no greater one than saying that "Cervantes smiled +Spain's chivalry away." In the first place there was no chivalry for +him to smile away. Spain's chivalry had been dead for more than a +century. Its work was done when Granada fell, and as chivalry was +essentially republican in its nature, it could not live under the rule +that Ferdinand substituted for the free institutions of mediaeval +Spain. What he did smile away was not chivalry but a degrading mockery +of it.</p> + +<p>The true nature of the "right arm" and the "bright array," before +which, according to the poet, "the world gave ground," and which +Cervantes' single laugh demolished, may be gathered from the words +of one of his own countrymen, Don Felix Pacheco, as reported by +Captain George Carleton, in his "Military Memoirs from 1672 to +1713." "Before the appearance in the world of that labour of +Cervantes," he said, "it was next to an impossibility for a man to +walk the streets with any delight or without danger. There were seen +so many cavaliers prancing and curvetting before the windows of +their mistresses, that a stranger would have imagined the whole nation +to have been nothing less than a race of knight-errants. But after the +world became a little acquainted with that notable history, the man +that was seen in that once celebrated drapery was pointed at as a +Don Quixote, and found himself the jest of high and low. And I +verily believe that to this, and this only, we owe that dampness and +poverty of spirit which has run through all our councils for a century +past, so little agreeable to those nobler actions of our famous +ancestors."</p> + +<p>To call "Don Quixote" a sad book, preaching a pessimist view of +life, argues a total misconception of its drift. It would be so if its +moral were that, in this world, true enthusiasm naturally leads to +ridicule and discomfiture. But it preaches nothing of the sort; its +moral, so far as it can be said to have one, is that the spurious +enthusiasm that is born of vanity and self-conceit, that is made an +end in itself, not a means to an end, that acts on mere impulse, +regardless of circumstances and consequences, is mischievous to its +owner, and a very considerable nuisance to the community at large. +To those who cannot distinguish between the one kind and the other, no +doubt "Don Quixote" is a sad book; no doubt to some minds it is very +sad that a man who had just uttered so beautiful a sentiment as that +"it is a hard case to make slaves of those whom God and Nature made +free," should be ungratefully pelted by the scoundrels his crazy +philanthropy had let loose on society; but to others of a more +judicial cast it will be a matter of regret that reckless +self-sufficient enthusiasm is not oftener requited in some such way +for all the mischief it does in the world.</p> + +<p>A very slight examination of the structure of "Don Quixote" will +suffice to show that Cervantes had no deep design or elaborate plan in +his mind when he began the book. When he wrote those lines in which +"with a few strokes of a great master he sets before us the pauper +gentleman," he had no idea of the goal to which his imagination was +leading him. There can be little doubt that all he contemplated was +a short tale to range with those he had already written, a tale +setting forth the ludicrous results that might be expected to follow +the attempt of a crazy gentleman to act the part of a knight-errant in +modern life.</p> + +<p>It is plain, for one thing, that Sancho Panza did not enter into the +original scheme, for had Cervantes thought of him he certainly would +not have omitted him in his hero's outfit, which he obviously meant to +be complete. Him we owe to the landlord's chance remark in Chapter III +that knights seldom travelled without squires. To try to think of a +Don Quixote without Sancho Panza is like trying to think of a +one-bladed pair of scissors.</p> + +<p>The story was written at first, like the others, without any +division and without the intervention of Cide Hamete Benengeli; and it +seems not unlikely that Cervantes had some intention of bringing +Dulcinea, or Aldonza Lorenzo, on the scene in person. It was +probably the ransacking of the Don's library and the discussion on the +books of chivalry that first suggested it to him that his idea was +capable of development. What, if instead of a mere string of +farcical misadventures, he were to make his tale a burlesque of one of +these books, caricaturing their style, incidents, and spirit?</p> + +<p>In pursuance of this change of plan, he hastily and somewhat +clumsily divided what he had written into chapters on the model of +"Amadis," invented the fable of a mysterious Arabic manuscript, and +set up Cide Hamete Benengeli in imitation of the almost invariable +practice of the chivalry-romance authors, who were fond of tracing +their books to some recondite source. In working out the new ideas, he +soon found the value of Sancho Panza. Indeed, the keynote, not only to +Sancho's part, but to the whole book, is struck in the first words +Sancho utters when he announces his intention of taking his ass with +him. "About the ass," we are told, "Don Quixote hesitated a little, +trying whether he could call to mind any knight-errant taking with him +an esquire mounted on ass-back; but no instance occurred to his +memory." We can see the whole scene at a glance, the stolid +unconsciousness of Sancho and the perplexity of his master, upon whose +perception the incongruity has just forced itself. This is Sancho's +mission throughout the book; he is an unconscious Mephistopheles, +always unwittingly making mockery of his master's aspirations, +always exposing the fallacy of his ideas by some unintentional ad +absurdum, always bringing him back to the world of fact and +commonplace by force of sheer stolidity.</p> + +<p>By the time Cervantes had got his volume of novels off his hands, +and summoned up resolution enough to set about the Second Part in +earnest, the case was very much altered. Don Quixote and Sancho +Panza had not merely found favour, but had already become, what they +have never since ceased to be, veritable entities to the popular +imagination. There was no occasion for him now to interpolate +extraneous matter; nay, his readers told him plainly that what they +wanted of him was more Don Quixote and more Sancho Panza, and not +novels, tales, or digressions. To himself, too, his creations had +become realities, and he had become proud of them, especially of +Sancho. He began the Second Part, therefore, under very different +conditions, and the difference makes itself manifest at once. Even +in translation the style will be seen to be far easier, more +flowing, more natural, and more like that of a man sure of himself and +of his audience. Don Quixote and Sancho undergo a change also. In +the First Part, Don Quixote has no character or individuality +whatever. He is nothing more than a crazy representative of the +sentiments of the chivalry romances. In all that he says and does he +is simply repeating the lesson he has learned from his books; and +therefore, it is absurd to speak of him in the gushing strain of the +sentimental critics when they dilate upon his nobleness, +disinterestedness, dauntless courage, and so forth. It was the +business of a knight-errant to right wrongs, redress injuries, and +succour the distressed, and this, as a matter of course, he makes +his business when he takes up the part; a knight-errant was bound to +be intrepid, and so he feels bound to cast fear aside. Of all +Byron's melodious nonsense about Don Quixote, the most nonsensical +statement is that "'t is his virtue makes him mad!" The exact opposite +is the truth; it is his madness makes him virtuous.</p> + +<p>In the Second Part, Cervantes repeatedly reminds the reader, as if +it was a point upon which he was anxious there should be no mistake, +that his hero's madness is strictly confined to delusions on the +subject of chivalry, and that on every other subject he is discreto, +one, in fact, whose faculty of discernment is in perfect order. The +advantage of this is that he is enabled to make use of Don Quixote +as a mouthpiece for his own reflections, and so, without seeming to +digress, allow himself the relief of digression when he requires it, +as freely as in a commonplace book.</p> + +<p>It is true the amount of individuality bestowed upon Don Quixote +is not very great. There are some natural touches of character about +him, such as his mixture of irascibility and placability, and his +curious affection for Sancho together with his impatience of the +squire's loquacity and impertinence; but in the main, apart from his +craze, he is little more than a thoughtful, cultured gentleman, with +instinctive good taste and a great deal of shrewdness and +originality of mind.</p> + +<p>As to Sancho, it is plain, from the concluding words of the +preface to the First Part, that he was a favourite with his creator +even before he had been taken into favour by the public. An inferior +genius, taking him in hand a second time, would very likely have tried +to improve him by making him more comical, clever, amiable, or +virtuous. But Cervantes was too true an artist to spoil his work in +this way. Sancho, when he reappears, is the old Sancho with the old +familiar features; but with a difference; they have been brought out +more distinctly, but at the same time with a careful avoidance of +anything like caricature; the outline has been filled in where filling +in was necessary, and, vivified by a few touches of a master's hand, +Sancho stands before us as he might in a character portrait by +Velazquez. He is a much more important and prominent figure in the +Second Part than in the First; indeed, it is his matchless mendacity +about Dulcinea that to a great extent supplies the action of the +story.</p> + +<p>His development in this respect is as remarkable as in any other. In +the First Part he displays a great natural gift of lying. His lies are +not of the highly imaginative sort that liars in fiction commonly +indulge in; like Falstaff's, they resemble the father that begets +them; they are simple, homely, plump lies; plain working lies, in +short. But in the service of such a master as Don Quixote he +develops rapidly, as we see when he comes to palm off the three +country wenches as Dulcinea and her ladies in waiting. It is worth +noticing how, flushed by his success in this instance, he is tempted +afterwards to try a flight beyond his powers in his account of the +journey on Clavileno.</p> + +<p>In the Second Part it is the spirit rather than the incidents of the +chivalry romances that is the subject of the burlesque. Enchantments +of the sort travestied in those of Dulcinea and the Trifaldi and the +cave of Montesinos play a leading part in the later and inferior +romances, and another distinguishing feature is caricatured in Don +Quixote's blind adoration of Dulcinea. In the romances of chivalry +love is either a mere animalism or a fantastic idolatry. Only a +coarse-minded man would care to make merry with the former, but to one +of Cervantes' humour the latter was naturally an attractive subject +for ridicule. Like everything else in these romances, it is a gross +exaggeration of the real sentiment of chivalry, but its peculiar +extravagance is probably due to the influence of those masters of +hyperbole, the Provencal poets. When a troubadour professed his +readiness to obey his lady in all things, he made it incumbent upon +the next comer, if he wished to avoid the imputation of tameness and +commonplace, to declare himself the slave of her will, which the +next was compelled to cap by some still stronger declaration; and so +expressions of devotion went on rising one above the other like +biddings at an auction, and a conventional language of gallantry and +theory of love came into being that in time permeated the literature +of Southern Europe, and bore fruit, in one direction in the +transcendental worship of Beatrice and Laura, and in another in the +grotesque idolatry which found exponents in writers like Feliciano +de Silva. This is what Cervantes deals with in Don Quixote's passion +for Dulcinea, and in no instance has he carried out the burlesque more +happily. By keeping Dulcinea in the background, and making her a vague +shadowy being of whose very existence we are left in doubt, he invests +Don Quixote's worship of her virtues and charms with an additional +extravagance, and gives still more point to the caricature of the +sentiment and language of the romances.</p> + +<p>One of the great merits of "Don Quixote," and one of the qualities +that have secured its acceptance by all classes of readers and made it +the most cosmopolitan of books, is its simplicity. There are, of +course, points obvious enough to a Spanish seventeenth century +audience which do not immediately strike a reader now-a-days, and +Cervantes often takes it for granted that an allusion will be +generally understood which is only intelligible to a few. For example, +on many of his readers in Spain, and most of his readers out of it, +the significance of his choice of a country for his hero is completely +lost. It would be going too far to say that no one can thoroughly +comprehend "Don Quixote" without having seen La Mancha, but +undoubtedly even a glimpse of La Mancha will give an insight into +the meaning of Cervantes such as no commentator can give. Of all the +regions of Spain it is the last that would suggest the idea of +romance. Of all the dull central plateau of the Peninsula it is the +dullest tract. There is something impressive about the grim +solitudes of Estremadura; and if the plains of Leon and Old Castile +are bald and dreary, they are studded with old cities renowned in +history and rich in relics of the past. But there is no redeeming +feature in the Manchegan landscape; it has all the sameness of the +desert without its dignity; the few towns and villages that break +its monotony are mean and commonplace, there is nothing venerable +about them, they have not even the picturesqueness of poverty; indeed, +Don Quixote's own village, Argamasilla, has a sort of oppressive +respectability in the prim regularity of its streets and houses; +everything is ignoble; the very windmills are the ugliest and +shabbiest of the windmill kind.</p> + +<p>To anyone who knew the country well, the mere style and title of +"Don Quixote of La Mancha" gave the key to the author's meaning at +once. La Mancha as the knight's country and scene of his chivalries is +of a piece with the pasteboard helmet, the farm-labourer on ass-back +for a squire, knighthood conferred by a rascally ventero, convicts +taken for victims of oppression, and the rest of the incongruities +between Don Quixote's world and the world he lived in, between +things as he saw them and things as they were.</p> + +<p>It is strange that this element of incongruity, underlying the whole +humour and purpose of the book, should have been so little heeded by +the majority of those who have undertaken to interpret "Don +Quixote." It has been completely overlooked, for example, by the +illustrators. To be sure, the great majority of the artists who +illustrated "Don Quixote" knew nothing whatever of Spain. To them a +venta conveyed no idea but the abstract one of a roadside inn, and +they could not therefore do full justice to the humour of Don +Quixote's misconception in taking it for a castle, or perceive the +remoteness of all its realities from his ideal. But even when better +informed they seem to have no apprehension of the full force of the +discrepancy. Take, for instance, Gustave Dore's drawing of Don Quixote +watching his armour in the inn-yard. Whether or not the Venta de +Quesada on the Seville road is, as tradition maintains, the inn +described in "Don Quixote," beyond all question it was just such an +inn-yard as the one behind it that Cervantes had in his mind's eye, +and it was on just such a rude stone trough as that beside the +primitive draw-well in the corner that he meant Don Quixote to deposit +his armour. Gustave Dore makes it an elaborate fountain such as no +arriero ever watered his mules at in the corral of any venta in Spain, +and thereby entirely misses the point aimed at by Cervantes. It is the +mean, prosaic, commonplace character of all the surroundings and +circumstances that gives a significance to Don Quixote's vigil and the +ceremony that follows.</p> + +<p>Cervantes' humour is for the most part of that broader and simpler +sort, the strength of which lies in the perception of the incongruous. +It is the incongruity of Sancho in all his ways, words, and works, +with the ideas and aims of his master, quite as much as the +wonderful vitality and truth to nature of the character, that makes +him the most humorous creation in the whole range of fiction. That +unsmiling gravity of which Cervantes was the first great master, +"Cervantes' serious air," which sits naturally on Swift alone, +perhaps, of later humourists, is essential to this kind of humour, and +here again Cervantes has suffered at the hands of his interpreters. +Nothing, unless indeed the coarse buffoonery of Phillips, could be +more out of place in an attempt to represent Cervantes, than a +flippant, would-be facetious style, like that of Motteux's version for +example, or the sprightly, jaunty air, French translators sometimes +adopt. It is the grave matter-of-factness of the narrative, and the +apparent unconsciousness of the author that he is saying anything +ludicrous, anything but the merest commonplace, that give its peculiar +flavour to the humour of Cervantes. His, in fact, is the exact +opposite of the humour of Sterne and the self-conscious humourists. +Even when Uncle Toby is at his best, you are always aware of "the +man Sterne" behind him, watching you over his shoulder to see what +effect he is producing. Cervantes always leaves you alone with Don +Quixote and Sancho. He and Swift and the great humourists always +keep themselves out of sight, or, more properly speaking, never +think about themselves at all, unlike our latter-day school of +humourists, who seem to have revived the old horse-collar method, +and try to raise a laugh by some grotesque assumption of ignorance, +imbecility, or bad taste.</p> + +<p>It is true that to do full justice to Spanish humour in any other +language is well-nigh an impossibility. There is a natural gravity and +a sonorous stateliness about Spanish, be it ever so colloquial, that +make an absurdity doubly absurd, and give plausibility to the most +preposterous statement. This is what makes Sancho Panza's drollery the +despair of the conscientious translator. Sancho's curt comments can +never fall flat, but they lose half their flavour when transferred +from their native Castilian into any other medium. But if foreigners +have failed to do justice to the humour of Cervantes, they are no +worse than his own countrymen. Indeed, were it not for the Spanish +peasant's relish of "Don Quixote," one might be tempted to think +that the great humourist was not looked upon as a humourist at all +in his own country.</p> + +<p>The craze of Don Quixote seems, in some instances, to have +communicated itself to his critics, making them see things that are +not in the book and run full tilt at phantoms that have no existence +save in their own imaginations. Like a good many critics now-a-days, +they forget that screams are not criticism, and that it is only vulgar +tastes that are influenced by strings of superlatives, three-piled +hyperboles, and pompous epithets. But what strikes one as particularly +strange is that while they deal in extravagant eulogies, and ascribe +all manner of imaginary ideas and qualities to Cervantes, they show no +perception of the quality that ninety-nine out of a hundred of his +readers would rate highest in him, and hold to be the one that +raises him above all rivalry.</p> + +<p>To speak of "Don Quixote" as if it were merely a humorous book would +be a manifest misdescription. Cervantes at times makes it a kind of +commonplace book for occasional essays and criticisms, or for the +observations and reflections and gathered wisdom of a long and +stirring life. It is a mine of shrewd observation on mankind and human +nature. Among modern novels there may be, here and there, more +elaborate studies of character, but there is no book richer in +individualised character. What Coleridge said of Shakespeare in +minimis is true of Cervantes; he never, even for the most temporary +purpose, puts forward a lay figure. There is life and individuality in +all his characters, however little they may have to do, or however +short a time they may be before the reader. Samson Carrasco, the +curate, Teresa Panza, Altisidora, even the two students met on the +road to the cave of Montesinos, all live and move and have their +being; and it is characteristic of the broad humanity of Cervantes +that there is not a hateful one among them all. Even poor +Maritornes, with her deplorable morals, has a kind heart of her own +and "some faint and distant resemblance to a Christian about her;" and +as for Sancho, though on dissection we fail to find a lovable trait in +him, unless it be a sort of dog-like affection for his master, who +is there that in his heart does not love him?</p> + +<p>But it is, after all, the humour of "Don Quixote" that distinguishes +it from all other books of the romance kind. It is this that makes it, +as one of the most judicial-minded of modern critics calls it, "the +best novel in the world beyond all comparison." It is its varied +humour, ranging from broad farce to comedy as subtle as +Shakespeare's or Moliere's that has naturalised it in every country +where there are readers, and made it a classic in every language +that has a literature.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> + +<center> +<h2>SOME COMMENDATORY VERSES</h2> +</center> + + + +<pre> + +URGANDA THE UNKNOWN + +To the book of Don Quixote of la Mancha + + If to be welcomed by the good, + O Book! thou make thy steady aim, + No empty chatterer will dare + To question or dispute thy claim. + But if perchance thou hast a mind + To win of idiots approbation, + Lost labour will be thy reward, + Though they'll pretend appreciation. + + They say a goodly shade he finds + Who shelters 'neath a goodly tree; + And such a one thy kindly star + In Bejar bath provided thee: + A royal tree whose spreading boughs + A show of princely fruit display; + A tree that bears a noble Duke, + The Alexander of his day. + + Of a Manchegan gentleman + Thy purpose is to tell the story, + Relating how he lost his wits + O'er idle tales of love and glory, + Of "ladies, arms, and cavaliers:" + A new Orlando Furioso— + Innamorato, rather—who + Won Dulcinea del Toboso. + + Put no vain emblems on thy shield; + All figures—that is bragging play. + A modest dedication make, + And give no scoffer room to say, + "What! Alvaro de Luna here? + Or is it Hannibal again? + Or does King Francis at Madrid + Once more of destiny complain?" + + Since Heaven it hath not pleased on thee + Deep erudition to bestow, + Or black Latino's gift of tongues, + No Latin let thy pages show. + Ape not philosophy or wit, + Lest one who cannot comprehend, + Make a wry face at thee and ask, + "Why offer flowers to me, my friend?" + + Be not a meddler; no affair + Of thine the life thy neighbours lead: + Be prudent; oft the random jest + Recoils upon the jester's head. + Thy constant labour let it be + To earn thyself an honest name, + For fooleries preserved in print + Are perpetuity of shame. + + A further counsel bear in mind: + If that thy roof be made of glass, + It shows small wit to pick up stones + To pelt the people as they pass. + Win the attention of the wise, + And give the thinker food for thought; + Whoso indites frivolities, + Will but by simpletons be sought. + + + + + AMADIS OF GAUL + To Don Quixote of la Mancha + +SONNET + + Thou that didst imitate that life of mine + When I in lonely sadness on the great + Rock Pena Pobre sat disconsolate, + In self-imposed penance there to pine; + Thou, whose sole beverage was the bitter brine + Of thine own tears, and who withouten plate + Of silver, copper, tin, in lowly state + Off the bare earth and on earth's fruits didst dine; + Live thou, of thine eternal glory sure. + So long as on the round of the fourth sphere + The bright Apollo shall his coursers steer, + In thy renown thou shalt remain secure, + Thy country's name in story shall endure, + And thy sage author stand without a peer. + + + + +DON BELIANIS OF GREECE +To Don Quixote of la Mancha + +SONNET + + In slashing, hewing, cleaving, word and deed, + I was the foremost knight of chivalry, + Stout, bold, expert, as e'er the world did see; + Thousands from the oppressor's wrong I freed; + Great were my feats, eternal fame their meed; + In love I proved my truth and loyalty; + The hugest giant was a dwarf for me; + Ever to knighthood's laws gave I good heed. + My mastery the Fickle Goddess owned, + And even Chance, submitting to control, + Grasped by the forelock, yielded to my will. + Yet—though above yon horned moon enthroned + My fortune seems to sit—great Quixote, still + Envy of thy achievements fills my soul. + + + + +THE LADY OF ORIANA +To Dulcinea del Toboso + +SONNET + + Oh, fairest Dulcinea, could it be! + It were a pleasant fancy to suppose so— + Could Miraflores change to El Toboso, + And London's town to that which shelters thee! + Oh, could mine but acquire that livery + Of countless charms thy mind and body show so! + Or him, now famous grown—thou mad'st him grow so— + Thy knight, in some dread combat could I see! + Oh, could I be released from Amadis + By exercise of such coy chastity + As led thee gentle Quixote to dismiss! + Then would my heavy sorrow turn to joy; + None would I envy, all would envy me, + And happiness be mine without alloy. + + + + +GANDALIN, SQUIRE OF AMADIS OF GAUL, +To Sancho Panza, squire of Don Quixote + +SONNET + + All hail, illustrious man! Fortune, when she + Bound thee apprentice to the esquire trade, + Her care and tenderness of thee displayed, + Shaping thy course from misadventure free. + No longer now doth proud knight-errantry + Regard with scorn the sickle and the spade; + Of towering arrogance less count is made + Than of plain esquire-like simplicity. + I envy thee thy Dapple, and thy name, + And those alforjas thou wast wont to stuff + With comforts that thy providence proclaim. + Excellent Sancho! hail to thee again! + To thee alone the Ovid of our Spain + Does homage with the rustic kiss and cuff. + + + + + FROM EL DONOSO, THE MOTLEY POET, + +On Sancho Panza and Rocinante + +ON SANCHO + +I am the esquire Sancho Pan— +Who served Don Quixote of La Man—; +But from his service I retreat—, +Resolved to pass my life discreet—; +For Villadiego, called the Si—, +Maintained that only in reti— +Was found the secret of well-be—, +According to the "Celesti—:" +A book divine, except for sin— +By speech too plain, in my opin— + + + + +ON ROCINANTE + +I am that Rocinante fa—, +Great-grandson of great Babie—, +Who, all for being lean and bon—, +Had one Don Quixote for an own—; +But if I matched him well in weak—, +I never took short commons meek—, +But kept myself in corn by steal—, +A trick I learned from Lazaril—, +When with a piece of straw so neat— +The blind man of his wine he cheat—. + + + + +ORLANDO FURIOSO +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + +SONNET + + If thou art not a Peer, peer thou hast none; + Among a thousand Peers thou art a peer; + Nor is there room for one when thou art near, + Unvanquished victor, great unconquered one! + Orlando, by Angelica undone, + Am I; o'er distant seas condemned to steer, + And to Fame's altars as an offering bear + Valour respected by Oblivion. + I cannot be thy rival, for thy fame + And prowess rise above all rivalry, + Albeit both bereft of wits we go. + But, though the Scythian or the Moor to tame + Was not thy lot, still thou dost rival me: + Love binds us in a fellowship of woe. + + + + +THE KNIGHT OF PHOEBUS + +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + + My sword was not to be compared with thine + Phoebus of Spain, marvel of courtesy, + Nor with thy famous arm this hand of mine + That smote from east to west as lightnings fly. + I scorned all empire, and that monarchy + The rosy east held out did I resign + For one glance of Claridiana's eye, + The bright Aurora for whose love I pine. + A miracle of constancy my love; + And banished by her ruthless cruelty, + This arm had might the rage of Hell to tame. + But, Gothic Quixote, happier thou dost prove, + For thou dost live in Dulcinea's name, + And famous, honoured, wise, she lives in thee. + + + + +FROM SOLISDAN +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + +SONNET + + Your fantasies, Sir Quixote, it is true, + That crazy brain of yours have quite upset, + But aught of base or mean hath never yet + Been charged by any in reproach to you. + Your deeds are open proof in all men's view; + For you went forth injustice to abate, + And for your pains sore drubbings did you get + From many a rascally and ruffian crew. + If the fair Dulcinea, your heart's queen, + Be unrelenting in her cruelty, + If still your woe be powerless to move her, + In such hard case your comfort let it be + That Sancho was a sorry go-between: + A booby he, hard-hearted she, and you no lover. + + + + +DIALOGUE +Between Babieca and Rocinante + +SONNET + +B. "How comes it, Rocinante, you're so lean?" +R. "I'm underfed, with overwork I'm worn." +B. "But what becomes of all the hay and corn?" +R. "My master gives me none; he's much too mean." +B. "Come, come, you show ill-breeding, sir, I ween; + 'T is like an ass your master thus to scorn." +R. He is an ass, will die an ass, an ass was born; + Why, he's in love; what's what's plainer to be seen?" +B. "To be in love is folly?"—R. "No great sense." +B. "You're metaphysical."—R. "From want of food." +B. "Rail at the squire, then."—R. "Why, what's the good? + I might indeed complain of him, I grant ye, + But, squire or master, where's the difference? + They're both as sorry hacks as Rocinante." + +</pre> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p005"></a><img alt="p005.jpg (171K)" src="images/p005.jpg" height="431" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p005.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<center> +<h2>THE AUTHOR'S PREFACE</h2> +</center> +<br> +<p>Idle reader: thou mayest believe me without any oath that I would +this book, as it is the child of my brain, were the fairest, gayest, +and cleverest that could be imagined. But I could not counteract +Nature's law that everything shall beget its like; and what, then, +could this sterile, illtilled wit of mine beget but the story of a +dry, shrivelled, whimsical offspring, full of thoughts of all sorts +and such as never came into any other imagination—just what might +be begotten in a prison, where every misery is lodged and every +doleful sound makes its dwelling? Tranquillity, a cheerful retreat, +pleasant fields, bright skies, murmuring brooks, peace of mind, +these are the things that go far to make even the most barren muses +fertile, and bring into the world births that fill it with wonder +and delight. Sometimes when a father has an ugly, loutish son, the +love he bears him so blindfolds his eyes that he does not see his +defects, or, rather, takes them for gifts and charms of mind and body, +and talks of them to his friends as wit and grace. I, however—for +though I pass for the father, I am but the stepfather to "Don +Quixote"—have no desire to go with the current of custom, or to +implore thee, dearest reader, almost with tears in my eyes, as +others do, to pardon or excuse the defects thou wilt perceive in +this child of mine. Thou art neither its kinsman nor its friend, thy +soul is thine own and thy will as free as any man's, whate'er he be, +thou art in thine own house and master of it as much as the king of +his taxes and thou knowest the common saying, "Under my cloak I kill +the king;" all which exempts and frees thee from every consideration +and obligation, and thou canst say what thou wilt of the story without +fear of being abused for any ill or rewarded for any good thou +mayest say of it.</p> + +<p>My wish would be simply to present it to thee plain and unadorned, +without any embellishment of preface or uncountable muster of +customary sonnets, epigrams, and eulogies, such as are commonly put at +the beginning of books. For I can tell thee, though composing it +cost me some labour, I found none greater than the making of this +Preface thou art now reading. Many times did I take up my pen to write +it, and many did I lay it down again, not knowing what to write. One +of these times, as I was pondering with the paper before me, a pen +in my ear, my elbow on the desk, and my cheek in my hand, thinking +of what I should say, there came in unexpectedly a certain lively, +clever friend of mine, who, seeing me so deep in thought, asked the +reason; to which I, making no mystery of it, answered that I was +thinking of the Preface I had to make for the story of "Don +Quixote," which so troubled me that I had a mind not to make any at +all, nor even publish the achievements of so noble a knight.</p> + +<p>"For, how could you expect me not to feel uneasy about what that +ancient lawgiver they call the Public will say when it sees me, +after slumbering so many years in the silence of oblivion, coming +out now with all my years upon my back, and with a book as dry as a +rush, devoid of invention, meagre in style, poor in thoughts, wholly +wanting in learning and wisdom, without quotations in the margin or +annotations at the end, after the fashion of other books I see, which, +though all fables and profanity, are so full of maxims from Aristotle, +and Plato, and the whole herd of philosophers, that they fill the +readers with amazement and convince them that the authors are men of +learning, erudition, and eloquence. And then, when they quote the Holy +Scriptures!—anyone would say they are St. Thomases or other doctors +of the Church, observing as they do a decorum so ingenious that in one +sentence they describe a distracted lover and in the next deliver a +devout little sermon that it is a pleasure and a treat to hear and +read. Of all this there will be nothing in my book, for I have nothing +to quote in the margin or to note at the end, and still less do I know +what authors I follow in it, to place them at the beginning, as all +do, under the letters A, B, C, beginning with Aristotle and ending +with Xenophon, or Zoilus, or Zeuxis, though one was a slanderer and +the other a painter. Also my book must do without sonnets at the +beginning, at least sonnets whose authors are dukes, marquises, +counts, bishops, ladies, or famous poets. Though if I were to ask +two or three obliging friends, I know they would give me them, and +such as the productions of those that have the highest reputation in +our Spain could not equal.</p> + +<p>"In short, my friend," I continued, "I am determined that Senor +Don Quixote shall remain buried in the archives of his own La Mancha +until Heaven provide some one to garnish him with all those things +he stands in need of; because I find myself, through my shallowness +and want of learning, unequal to supplying them, and because I am by +nature shy and careless about hunting for authors to say what I myself +can say without them. Hence the cogitation and abstraction you found +me in, and reason enough, what you have heard from me."</p> + +<p>Hearing this, my friend, giving himself a slap on the forehead and +breaking into a hearty laugh, exclaimed, "Before God, Brother, now +am I disabused of an error in which I have been living all this long +time I have known you, all through which I have taken you to be shrewd +and sensible in all you do; but now I see you are as far from that +as the heaven is from the earth. It is possible that things of so +little moment and so easy to set right can occupy and perplex a ripe +wit like yours, fit to break through and crush far greater +obstacles? By my faith, this comes, not of any want of ability, but of +too much indolence and too little knowledge of life. Do you want to +know if I am telling the truth? Well, then, attend to me, and you will +see how, in the opening and shutting of an eye, I sweep away all +your difficulties, and supply all those deficiencies which you say +check and discourage you from bringing before the world the story of +your famous Don Quixote, the light and mirror of all knight-errantry."</p> + +<p>"Say on," said I, listening to his talk; "how do you propose to make +up for my diffidence, and reduce to order this chaos of perplexity I +am in?"</p> + +<p>To which he made answer, "Your first difficulty about the sonnets, +epigrams, or complimentary verses which you want for the beginning, +and which ought to be by persons of importance and rank, can be +removed if you yourself take a little trouble to make them; you can +afterwards baptise them, and put any name you like to them, +fathering them on Prester John of the Indies or the Emperor of +Trebizond, who, to my knowledge, were said to have been famous +poets: and even if they were not, and any pedants or bachelors +should attack you and question the fact, never care two maravedis +for that, for even if they prove a lie against you they cannot cut off +the hand you wrote it with.</p> + +<p>"As to references in the margin to the books and authors from whom +you take the aphorisms and sayings you put into your story, it is only +contriving to fit in nicely any sentences or scraps of Latin you may +happen to have by heart, or at any rate that will not give you much +trouble to look up; so as, when you speak of freedom and captivity, to +insert</p> +<blockquote><blockquote> +<i> Non bene pro toto libertas venditur auro;</i> +</blockquote></blockquote> + +<p>and then refer in the margin to Horace, or whoever said it; or, if you +allude to the power of death, to come in with—</p> + +<blockquote><blockquote> +<i> Pallida mors Aequo pulsat pede pauperum tabernas, + <br> Regumque turres.</i> +</blockquote></blockquote> +<p>"If it be friendship and the love God bids us bear to our enemy, go +at once to the Holy Scriptures, which you can do with a very small +amount of research, and quote no less than the words of God himself: +Ego autem dico vobis: diligite inimicos vestros. If you speak of +evil thoughts, turn to the Gospel: De corde exeunt cogitationes malae. +If of the fickleness of friends, there is Cato, who will give you +his distich:</p> +<blockquote><blockquote> +<i>Donec eris felix multos numerabis amicos, + <br> Tempora si fuerint nubila, solus eris.</i> +</blockquote></blockquote> +<p>"With these and such like bits of Latin they will take you for a +grammarian at all events, and that now-a-days is no small honour and +profit.</p> + +<p>"With regard to adding annotations at the end of the book, you may +safely do it in this way. If you mention any giant in your book +contrive that it shall be the giant Goliath, and with this alone, +which will cost you almost nothing, you have a grand note, for you can +put—The giant Golias or Goliath was a Philistine whom the shepherd +David slew by a mighty stone-cast in the Terebinth valley, as is +related in the Book of Kings—in the chapter where you find it +written.</p> + +<p>"Next, to prove yourself a man of erudition in polite literature and +cosmography, manage that the river Tagus shall be named in your story, +and there you are at once with another famous annotation, setting +forth—The river Tagus was so called after a King of Spain: it has its +source in such and such a place and falls into the ocean, kissing +the walls of the famous city of Lisbon, and it is a common belief that +it has golden sands, etc. If you should have anything to do with +robbers, I will give you the story of Cacus, for I have it by heart; +if with loose women, there is the Bishop of Mondonedo, who will give +you the loan of Lamia, Laida, and Flora, any reference to whom will +bring you great credit; if with hard-hearted ones, Ovid will furnish +you with Medea; if with witches or enchantresses, Homer has Calypso, +and Virgil Circe; if with valiant captains, Julius Caesar himself will +lend you himself in his own 'Commentaries,' and Plutarch will give you +a thousand Alexanders. If you should deal with love, with two ounces +you may know of Tuscan you can go to Leon the Hebrew, who will +supply you to your heart's content; or if you should not care to go to +foreign countries you have at home Fonseca's 'Of the Love of God,' +in which is condensed all that you or the most imaginative mind can +want on the subject. In short, all you have to do is to manage to +quote these names, or refer to these stories I have mentioned, and +leave it to me to insert the annotations and quotations, and I swear +by all that's good to fill your margins and use up four sheets at +the end of the book.</p> + +<p>"Now let us come to those references to authors which other books +have, and you want for yours. The remedy for this is very simple: +You have only to look out for some book that quotes them all, from A +to Z as you say yourself, and then insert the very same alphabet in +your book, and though the imposition may be plain to see, because +you have so little need to borrow from them, that is no matter; +there will probably be some simple enough to believe that you have +made use of them all in this plain, artless story of yours. At any +rate, if it answers no other purpose, this long catalogue of authors +will serve to give a surprising look of authority to your book. +Besides, no one will trouble himself to verify whether you have +followed them or whether you have not, being no way concerned in it; +especially as, if I mistake not, this book of yours has no need of any +one of those things you say it wants, for it is, from beginning to +end, an attack upon the books of chivalry, of which Aristotle never +dreamt, nor St. Basil said a word, nor Cicero had any knowledge; nor +do the niceties of truth nor the observations of astrology come within +the range of its fanciful vagaries; nor have geometrical +measurements or refutations of the arguments used in rhetoric anything +to do with it; nor does it mean to preach to anybody, mixing up things +human and divine, a sort of motley in which no Christian understanding +should dress itself. It has only to avail itself of truth to nature in +its composition, and the more perfect the imitation the better the +work will be. And as this piece of yours aims at nothing more than +to destroy the authority and influence which books of chivalry have in +the world and with the public, there is no need for you to go +a-begging for aphorisms from philosophers, precepts from Holy +Scripture, fables from poets, speeches from orators, or miracles +from saints; but merely to take care that your style and diction run +musically, pleasantly, and plainly, with clear, proper, and +well-placed words, setting forth your purpose to the best of your +power, and putting your ideas intelligibly, without confusion or +obscurity. Strive, too, that in reading your story the melancholy +may be moved to laughter, and the merry made merrier still; that the +simple shall not be wearied, that the judicious shall admire the +invention, that the grave shall not despise it, nor the wise fail to +praise it. Finally, keep your aim fixed on the destruction of that +ill-founded edifice of the books of chivalry, hated by some and +praised by many more; for if you succeed in this you will have +achieved no small success."</p> + +<p>In profound silence I listened to what my friend said, and his +observations made such an impression on me that, without attempting to +question them, I admitted their soundness, and out of them I +determined to make this Preface; wherein, gentle reader, thou wilt +perceive my friend's good sense, my good fortune in finding such an +adviser in such a time of need, and what thou hast gained in +receiving, without addition or alteration, the story of the famous Don +Quixote of La Mancha, who is held by all the inhabitants of the +district of the Campo de Montiel to have been the chastest lover and +the bravest knight that has for many years been seen in that +neighbourhood. I have no desire to magnify the service I render thee +in making thee acquainted with so renowned and honoured a knight, +but I do desire thy thanks for the acquaintance thou wilt make with +the famous Sancho Panza, his squire, in whom, to my thinking, I have +given thee condensed all the squirely drolleries that are scattered +through the swarm of the vain books of chivalry. And so—may God +give thee health, and not forget me. Vale.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>DEDICATION OF PART I</h2> +</center> +<br> +<p>TO THE DUKE OF BEJAR, MARQUIS OF GIBRALEON, COUNT OF BENALCAZAR +AND BANARES, VICECOUNT OF THE PUEBLA DE ALCOCER, MASTER OF THE TOWNS +OF CAPILLA, CURIEL AND BURGUILLOS</p> +<br> +<p> +In belief of the good reception and honours that Your Excellency +bestows on all sort of books, as prince so inclined to favor good +arts, chiefly those who by their nobleness do not submit to the +service and bribery of the vulgar, I have determined bringing to light +The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of la Mancha, in shelter of Your +Excellency's glamorous name, to whom, with the obeisance I owe to such +grandeur, I pray to receive it agreeably under his protection, so that +in this shadow, though deprived of that precious ornament of +elegance and erudition that clothe the works composed in the houses of +those who know, it dares appear with assurance in the judgment of some +who, trespassing the bounds of their own ignorance, use to condemn +with more rigour and less justice the writings of others. It is my +earnest hope that Your Excellency's good counsel in regard to my +honourable purpose, will not disdain the littleness of so humble a +service.</p> + +<p>Miguel de Cervantes</p> +<br><br> + +<br><br> +<center><img alt="e00.jpg (24K)" src="images/e00.jpg" height="445" width="308"> +</center> + + +<br><br><br><br><br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch1"></a>CHAPTER I.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN +DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center><a name="p007"></a><img alt="p007.jpg (150K)" src="images/p007.jpg" height="437" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p007.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> + + + + +<p>In a village of La Mancha, the name of which I have no desire to +call to mind, there lived not long since one of those gentlemen that +keep a lance in the lance-rack, an old buckler, a lean hack, and a +greyhound for coursing. An olla of rather more beef than mutton, a +salad on most nights, scraps on Saturdays, lentils on Fridays, and a +pigeon or so extra on Sundays, made away with three-quarters of his +income. The rest of it went in a doublet of fine cloth and velvet +breeches and shoes to match for holidays, while on week-days he made a +brave figure in his best homespun. He had in his house a housekeeper +past forty, a niece under twenty, and a lad for the field and +market-place, who used to saddle the hack as well as handle the +bill-hook. The age of this gentleman of ours was bordering on fifty; +he was of a hardy habit, spare, gaunt-featured, a very early riser and +a great sportsman. They will have it his surname was Quixada or +Quesada (for here there is some difference of opinion among the +authors who write on the subject), although from reasonable +conjectures it seems plain that he was called Quexana. This, +however, is of but little importance to our tale; it will be enough +not to stray a hair's breadth from the truth in the telling of it.</p> + +<p>You must know, then, that the above-named gentleman whenever he +was at leisure (which was mostly all the year round) gave himself up +to reading books of chivalry with such ardour and avidity that he +almost entirely neglected the pursuit of his field-sports, and even +the management of his property; and to such a pitch did his +eagerness and infatuation go that he sold many an acre of +tillageland to buy books of chivalry to read, and brought home as many +of them as he could get. But of all there were none he liked so well +as those of the famous Feliciano de Silva's composition, for their +lucidity of style and complicated conceits were as pearls in his +sight, particularly when in his reading he came upon courtships and +cartels, where he often found passages like "the reason of the +unreason with which my reason is afflicted so weakens my reason that +with reason I murmur at your beauty;" or again, "the high heavens, +that of your divinity divinely fortify you with the stars, render +you deserving of the desert your greatness deserves." Over conceits of +this sort the poor gentleman lost his wits, and used to lie awake +striving to understand them and worm the meaning out of them; what +Aristotle himself could not have made out or extracted had he come +to life again for that special purpose. He was not at all easy about +the wounds which Don Belianis gave and took, because it seemed to +him that, great as were the surgeons who had cured him, he must have +had his face and body covered all over with seams and scars. He +commended, however, the author's way of ending his book with the +promise of that interminable adventure, and many a time was he tempted +to take up his pen and finish it properly as is there proposed, +which no doubt he would have done, and made a successful piece of work +of it too, had not greater and more absorbing thoughts prevented him.</p> + +<p>Many an argument did he have with the curate of his village (a +learned man, and a graduate of Siguenza) as to which had been the +better knight, Palmerin of England or Amadis of Gaul. Master Nicholas, +the village barber, however, used to say that neither of them came +up to the Knight of Phoebus, and that if there was any that could +compare with him it was Don Galaor, the brother of Amadis of Gaul, +because he had a spirit that was equal to every occasion, and was no +finikin knight, nor lachrymose like his brother, while in the matter +of valour he was not a whit behind him. In short, he became so +absorbed in his books that he spent his nights from sunset to sunrise, +and his days from dawn to dark, poring over them; and what with little +sleep and much reading his brains got so dry that he lost his wits. +His fancy grew full of what he used to read about in his books, +enchantments, quarrels, battles, challenges, wounds, wooings, loves, +agonies, and all sorts of impossible nonsense; and it so possessed his +mind that the whole fabric of invention and fancy he read of was true, +that to him no history in the world had more reality in it. He used to +say the Cid Ruy Diaz was a very good knight, but that he was not to be +compared with the Knight of the Burning Sword who with one back-stroke +cut in half two fierce and monstrous giants. He thought more of +Bernardo del Carpio because at Roncesvalles he slew Roland in spite of +enchantments, availing himself of the artifice of Hercules when he +strangled Antaeus the son of Terra in his arms. He approved highly +of the giant Morgante, because, although of the giant breed which is +always arrogant and ill-conditioned, he alone was affable and +well-bred. But above all he admired Reinaldos of Montalban, especially +when he saw him sallying forth from his castle and robbing everyone he +met, and when beyond the seas he stole that image of Mahomet which, as +his history says, was entirely of gold. To have a bout of kicking at +that traitor of a Ganelon he would have given his housekeeper, and his +niece into the bargain.</p> + +<p>In short, his wits being quite gone, he hit upon the strangest +notion that ever madman in this world hit upon, and that was that he +fancied it was right and requisite, as well for the support of his own +honour as for the service of his country, that he should make a +knight-errant of himself, roaming the world over in full armour and on +horseback in quest of adventures, and putting in practice himself +all that he had read of as being the usual practices of +knights-errant; righting every kind of wrong, and exposing himself +to peril and danger from which, in the issue, he was to reap eternal +renown and fame. Already the poor man saw himself crowned by the might +of his arm Emperor of Trebizond at least; and so, led away by the +intense enjoyment he found in these pleasant fancies, he set himself +forthwith to put his scheme into execution.</p> + +<p>The first thing he did was to clean up some armour that had belonged +to his great-grandfather, and had been for ages lying forgotten in a +corner eaten with rust and covered with mildew. He scoured and +polished it as best he could, but he perceived one great defect in it, +that it had no closed helmet, nothing but a simple morion. This +deficiency, however, his ingenuity supplied, for he contrived a kind +of half-helmet of pasteboard which, fitted on to the morion, looked +like a whole one. It is true that, in order to see if it was strong +and fit to stand a cut, he drew his sword and gave it a couple of +slashes, the first of which undid in an instant what had taken him a +week to do. The ease with which he had knocked it to pieces +disconcerted him somewhat, and to guard against that danger he set +to work again, fixing bars of iron on the inside until he was +satisfied with its strength; and then, not caring to try any more +experiments with it, he passed it and adopted it as a helmet of the +most perfect construction.</p> + +<p>He next proceeded to inspect his hack, which, with more quartos than +a real and more blemishes than the steed of Gonela, that "tantum +pellis et ossa fuit," surpassed in his eyes the Bucephalus of +Alexander or the Babieca of the Cid. Four days were spent in +thinking what name to give him, because (as he said to himself) it was +not right that a horse belonging to a knight so famous, and one with +such merits of his own, should be without some distinctive name, and +he strove to adapt it so as to indicate what he had been before +belonging to a knight-errant, and what he then was; for it was only +reasonable that, his master taking a new character, he should take a +new name, and that it should be a distinguished and full-sounding one, +befitting the new order and calling he was about to follow. And so, +after having composed, struck out, rejected, added to, unmade, and +remade a multitude of names out of his memory and fancy, he decided +upon calling him Rocinante, a name, to his thinking, lofty, +sonorous, and significant of his condition as a hack before he +became what he now was, the first and foremost of all the hacks in the +world.</p> + +<p>Having got a name for his horse so much to his taste, he was anxious +to get one for himself, and he was eight days more pondering over this +point, till at last he made up his mind to call himself "Don Quixote," +whence, as has been already said, the authors of this veracious +history have inferred that his name must have been beyond a doubt +Quixada, and not Quesada as others would have it. Recollecting, +however, that the valiant Amadis was not content to call himself +curtly Amadis and nothing more, but added the name of his kingdom +and country to make it famous, and called himself Amadis of Gaul, +he, like a good knight, resolved to add on the name of his, and to +style himself Don Quixote of La Mancha, whereby, he considered, he +described accurately his origin and country, and did honour to it in +taking his surname from it.</p> + +<p>So then, his armour being furbished, his morion turned into a +helmet, his hack christened, and he himself confirmed, he came to +the conclusion that nothing more was needed now but to look out for +a lady to be in love with; for a knight-errant without love was like a +tree without leaves or fruit, or a body without a soul. As he said +to himself, "If, for my sins, or by my good fortune, I come across +some giant hereabouts, a common occurrence with knights-errant, and +overthrow him in one onslaught, or cleave him asunder to the waist, +or, in short, vanquish and subdue him, will it not be well to have +some one I may send him to as a present, that he may come in and +fall on his knees before my sweet lady, and in a humble, submissive +voice say, 'I am the giant Caraculiambro, lord of the island of +Malindrania, vanquished in single combat by the never sufficiently +extolled knight Don Quixote of La Mancha, who has commanded me to +present myself before your Grace, that your Highness dispose of me +at your pleasure'?" Oh, how our good gentleman enjoyed the delivery of +this speech, especially when he had thought of some one to call his +Lady! There was, so the story goes, in a village near his own a very +good-looking farm-girl with whom he had been at one time in love, +though, so far as is known, she never knew it nor gave a thought to +the matter. Her name was Aldonza Lorenzo, and upon her he thought +fit to confer the title of Lady of his Thoughts; and after some search +for a name which should not be out of harmony with her own, and should +suggest and indicate that of a princess and great lady, he decided +upon calling her Dulcinea del Toboso—she being of El Toboso—a name, +to his mind, musical, uncommon, and significant, like all those he had +already bestowed upon himself and the things belonging to him.</p> + + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p007b"></a><img alt="p007b.jpg (61K)" src="images/p007b.jpg" height="485" width="623"> +</center> + + +<br><br><br><br><br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch2"></a>CHAPTER II.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS DON QUIXOTE MADE FROM HOME +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center><a name="p007c"></a><img alt="p007c.jpg (97K)" src="images/p007c.jpg" height="265" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p007c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>These preliminaries settled, he did not care to put off any longer +the execution of his design, urged on to it by the thought of all +the world was losing by his delay, seeing what wrongs he intended to +right, grievances to redress, injustices to repair, abuses to +remove, and duties to discharge. So, without giving notice of his +intention to anyone, and without anybody seeing him, one morning +before the dawning of the day (which was one of the hottest of the +month of July) he donned his suit of armour, mounted Rocinante with +his patched-up helmet on, braced his buckler, took his lance, and by +the back door of the yard sallied forth upon the plain in the +highest contentment and satisfaction at seeing with what ease he had +made a beginning with his grand purpose. But scarcely did he find +himself upon the open plain, when a terrible thought struck him, one +all but enough to make him abandon the enterprise at the very +outset. It occurred to him that he had not been dubbed a knight, and +that according to the law of chivalry he neither could nor ought to +bear arms against any knight; and that even if he had been, still he +ought, as a novice knight, to wear white armour, without a device upon +the shield until by his prowess he had earned one. These reflections +made him waver in his purpose, but his craze being stronger than any +reasoning, he made up his mind to have himself dubbed a knight by +the first one he came across, following the example of others in the +same case, as he had read in the books that brought him to this +pass. As for white armour, he resolved, on the first opportunity, to +scour his until it was whiter than an ermine; and so comforting +himself he pursued his way, taking that which his horse chose, for +in this he believed lay the essence of adventures.</p> + +<p>Thus setting out, our new-fledged adventurer paced along, talking to +himself and saying, "Who knows but that in time to come, when the +veracious history of my famous deeds is made known, the sage who +writes it, when he has to set forth my first sally in the early +morning, will do it after this fashion? 'Scarce had the rubicund +Apollo spread o'er the face of the broad spacious earth the golden +threads of his bright hair, scarce had the little birds of painted +plumage attuned their notes to hail with dulcet and mellifluous +harmony the coming of the rosy Dawn, that, deserting the soft couch of +her jealous spouse, was appearing to mortals at the gates and +balconies of the Manchegan horizon, when the renowned knight Don +Quixote of La Mancha, quitting the lazy down, mounted his celebrated +steed Rocinante and began to traverse the ancient and famous Campo +de Montiel;'" which in fact he was actually traversing. "Happy the +age, happy the time," he continued, "in which shall be made known my +deeds of fame, worthy to be moulded in brass, carved in marble, limned +in pictures, for a memorial for ever. And thou, O sage magician, +whoever thou art, to whom it shall fall to be the chronicler of this +wondrous history, forget not, I entreat thee, my good Rocinante, the +constant companion of my ways and wanderings." Presently he broke +out again, as if he were love-stricken in earnest, "O Princess +Dulcinea, lady of this captive heart, a grievous wrong hast thou +done me to drive me forth with scorn, and with inexorable obduracy +banish me from the presence of thy beauty. O lady, deign to hold in +remembrance this heart, thy vassal, that thus in anguish pines for +love of thee."</p> + +<p>So he went on stringing together these and other absurdities, all in +the style of those his books had taught him, imitating their +language as well as he could; and all the while he rode so slowly +and the sun mounted so rapidly and with such fervour that it was +enough to melt his brains if he had any. Nearly all day he travelled +without anything remarkable happening to him, at which he was in +despair, for he was anxious to encounter some one at once upon whom to +try the might of his strong arm.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p008"></a><img alt="p008.jpg (289K)" src="images/p008.jpg" height="512" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p008.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Writers there are who say the first adventure he met with was that +of Puerto Lapice; others say it was that of the windmills; but what +I have ascertained on this point, and what I have found written in the +annals of La Mancha, is that he was on the road all day, and towards +nightfall his hack and he found themselves dead tired and hungry, +when, looking all around to see if he could discover any castle or +shepherd's shanty where he might refresh himself and relieve his +sore wants, he perceived not far out of his road an inn, which was +as welcome as a star guiding him to the portals, if not the palaces, +of his redemption; and quickening his pace he reached it just as night +was setting in. At the door were standing two young women, girls of +the district as they call them, on their way to Seville with some +carriers who had chanced to halt that night at the inn; and as, happen +what might to our adventurer, everything he saw or imaged seemed to +him to be and to happen after the fashion of what he read of, the +moment he saw the inn he pictured it to himself as a castle with its +four turrets and pinnacles of shining silver, not forgetting the +drawbridge and moat and all the belongings usually ascribed to castles +of the sort. To this inn, which to him seemed a castle, he advanced, +and at a short distance from it he checked Rocinante, hoping that some +dwarf would show himself upon the battlements, and by sound of trumpet +give notice that a knight was approaching the castle. But seeing +that they were slow about it, and that Rocinante was in a hurry to +reach the stable, he made for the inn door, and perceived the two +gay damsels who were standing there, and who seemed to him to be two +fair maidens or lovely ladies taking their ease at the castle gate.</p> + +<p>At this moment it so happened that a swineherd who was going through +the stubbles collecting a drove of pigs (for, without any apology, +that is what they are called) gave a blast of his horn to bring them +together, and forthwith it seemed to Don Quixote to be what he was +expecting, the signal of some dwarf announcing his arrival; and so +with prodigious satisfaction he rode up to the inn and to the +ladies, who, seeing a man of this sort approaching in full armour +and with lance and buckler, were turning in dismay into the inn, +when Don Quixote, guessing their fear by their flight, raising his +pasteboard visor, disclosed his dry dusty visage, and with courteous +bearing and gentle voice addressed them, "Your ladyships need not +fly or fear any rudeness, for that it belongs not to the order of +knighthood which I profess to offer to anyone, much less to highborn +maidens as your appearance proclaims you to be." The girls were +looking at him and straining their eyes to make out the features which +the clumsy visor obscured, but when they heard themselves called +maidens, a thing so much out of their line, they could not restrain +their laughter, which made Don Quixote wax indignant, and say, +"Modesty becomes the fair, and moreover laughter that has little cause +is great silliness; this, however, I say not to pain or anger you, for +my desire is none other than to serve you."</p> + +<p>The incomprehensible language and the unpromising looks of our +cavalier only increased the ladies' laughter, and that increased his +irritation, and matters might have gone farther if at that moment +the landlord had not come out, who, being a very fat man, was a very +peaceful one. He, seeing this grotesque figure clad in armour that did +not match any more than his saddle, bridle, lance, buckler, or +corselet, was not at all indisposed to join the damsels in their +manifestations of amusement; but, in truth, standing in awe of such +a complicated armament, he thought it best to speak him fairly, so +he said, "Senor Caballero, if your worship wants lodging, bating the +bed (for there is not one in the inn) there is plenty of everything +else here." Don Quixote, observing the respectful bearing of the +Alcaide of the fortress (for so innkeeper and inn seemed in his eyes), +made answer, "Sir Castellan, for me anything will suffice, for</p> + + +<pre>'My armour is my only wear, +My only rest the fray.'"</pre> + +<p>The host fancied he called him Castellan because he took him for a +"worthy of Castile," though he was in fact an Andalusian, and one from +the strand of San Lucar, as crafty a thief as Cacus and as full of +tricks as a student or a page. "In that case," said he,</p> + +<pre>"'Your bed is on the flinty rock, +Your sleep to watch alway;'</pre> + +<p>and if so, you may dismount and safely reckon upon any quantity of +sleeplessness under this roof for a twelvemonth, not to say for a +single night." So saying, he advanced to hold the stirrup for Don +Quixote, who got down with great difficulty and exertion (for he had +not broken his fast all day), and then charged the host to take +great care of his horse, as he was the best bit of flesh that ever ate +bread in this world. The landlord eyed him over but did not find him +as good as Don Quixote said, nor even half as good; and putting him up +in the stable, he returned to see what might be wanted by his guest, +whom the damsels, who had by this time made their peace with him, were +now relieving of his armour. They had taken off his breastplate and +backpiece, but they neither knew nor saw how to open his gorget or +remove his make-shift helmet, for he had fastened it with green +ribbons, which, as there was no untying the knots, required to be cut. +This, however, he would not by any means consent to, so he remained +all the evening with his helmet on, the drollest and oddest figure +that can be imagined; and while they were removing his armour, +taking the baggages who were about it for ladies of high degree +belonging to the castle, he said to them with great sprightliness:</p> + +<pre>"Oh, never, surely, was there knight + So served by hand of dame, +As served was he, Don Quixote hight, + When from his town he came; +With maidens waiting on himself, + Princesses on his hack— +</pre> +<p>—or Rocinante, for that, ladies mine, is my horse's name, and Don +Quixote of La Mancha is my own; for though I had no intention of +declaring myself until my achievements in your service and honour +had made me known, the necessity of adapting that old ballad of +Lancelot to the present occasion has given you the knowledge of my +name altogether prematurely. A time, however, will come for your +ladyships to command and me to obey, and then the might of my arm will +show my desire to serve you."</p> + +<p>The girls, who were not used to hearing rhetoric of this sort, had +nothing to say in reply; they only asked him if he wanted anything +to eat. "I would gladly eat a bit of something," said Don Quixote, +"for I feel it would come very seasonably." The day happened to be a +Friday, and in the whole inn there was nothing but some pieces of +the fish they call in Castile "abadejo," in Andalusia "bacallao," +and in some places "curadillo," and in others "troutlet;" so they +asked him if he thought he could eat troutlet, for there was no +other fish to give him. "If there be troutlets enough," said Don +Quixote, "they will be the same thing as a trout; for it is all one to +me whether I am given eight reals in small change or a piece of eight; +moreover, it may be that these troutlets are like veal, which is +better than beef, or kid, which is better than goat. But whatever it +be let it come quickly, for the burden and pressure of arms cannot +be borne without support to the inside." They laid a table for him +at the door of the inn for the sake of the air, and the host brought +him a portion of ill-soaked and worse cooked stockfish, and a piece of +bread as black and mouldy as his own armour; but a laughable sight +it was to see him eating, for having his helmet on and the beaver +up, he could not with his own hands put anything into his mouth unless +some one else placed it there, and this service one of the ladies +rendered him. But to give him anything to drink was impossible, or +would have been so had not the landlord bored a reed, and putting +one end in his mouth poured the wine into him through the other; all +which he bore with patience rather than sever the ribbons of his +helmet.</p> + +<p>While this was going on there came up to the inn a sowgelder, who, +as he approached, sounded his reed pipe four or five times, and +thereby completely convinced Don Quixote that he was in some famous +castle, and that they were regaling him with music, and that the +stockfish was trout, the bread the whitest, the wenches ladies, and +the landlord the castellan of the castle; and consequently he held +that his enterprise and sally had been to some purpose. But still it +distressed him to think he had not been dubbed a knight, for it was +plain to him he could not lawfully engage in any adventure without +receiving the order of knighthood.</p> + +<br> +<br> +<br> +<br> +<center><img alt="e02.jpg (39K)" src="images/e02.jpg" height="381" width="575"> +</center> + + +<br><br><br><br><br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch3"></a>CHAPTER III.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF +DUBBED A KNIGHT +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> +<center><a name="p009"></a><img alt="p009.jpg (164K)" src="images/p009.jpg" height="423" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p009.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Harassed by this reflection, he made haste with his scanty +pothouse supper, and having finished it called the landlord, and +shutting himself into the stable with him, fell on his knees before +him, saying, "From this spot I rise not, valiant knight, until your +courtesy grants me the boon I seek, one that will redound to your +praise and the benefit of the human race." The landlord, seeing his +guest at his feet and hearing a speech of this kind, stood staring +at him in bewilderment, not knowing what to do or say, and +entreating him to rise, but all to no purpose until he had agreed to +grant the boon demanded of him. "I looked for no less, my lord, from +your High Magnificence," replied Don Quixote, "and I have to tell +you that the boon I have asked and your liberality has granted is that +you shall dub me knight to-morrow morning, and that to-night I shall +watch my arms in the chapel of this your castle; thus tomorrow, as I +have said, will be accomplished what I so much desire, enabling me +lawfully to roam through all the four quarters of the world seeking +adventures on behalf of those in distress, as is the duty of +chivalry and of knights-errant like myself, whose ambition is directed +to such deeds."</p> + +<p>The landlord, who, as has been mentioned, was something of a wag, +and had already some suspicion of his guest's want of wits, was +quite convinced of it on hearing talk of this kind from him, and to +make sport for the night he determined to fall in with his humour. +So he told him he was quite right in pursuing the object he had in +view, and that such a motive was natural and becoming in cavaliers +as distinguished as he seemed and his gallant bearing showed him to +be; and that he himself in his younger days had followed the same +honourable calling, roaming in quest of adventures in various parts of +the world, among others the Curing-grounds of Malaga, the Isles of +Riaran, the Precinct of Seville, the Little Market of Segovia, the +Olivera of Valencia, the Rondilla of Granada, the Strand of San Lucar, +the Colt of Cordova, the Taverns of Toledo, and divers other quarters, +where he had proved the nimbleness of his feet and the lightness of +his fingers, doing many wrongs, cheating many widows, ruining maids +and swindling minors, and, in short, bringing himself under the notice +of almost every tribunal and court of justice in Spain; until at +last he had retired to this castle of his, where he was living upon +his property and upon that of others; and where he received all +knights-errant of whatever rank or condition they might be, all for +the great love he bore them and that they might share their +substance with him in return for his benevolence. He told him, +moreover, that in this castle of his there was no chapel in which he +could watch his armour, as it had been pulled down in order to be +rebuilt, but that in a case of necessity it might, he knew, be watched +anywhere, and he might watch it that night in a courtyard of the +castle, and in the morning, God willing, the requisite ceremonies +might be performed so as to have him dubbed a knight, and so +thoroughly dubbed that nobody could be more so. He asked if he had any +money with him, to which Don Quixote replied that he had not a +farthing, as in the histories of knights-errant he had never read of +any of them carrying any. On this point the landlord told him he was +mistaken; for, though not recorded in the histories, because in the +author's opinion there was no need to mention anything so obvious +and necessary as money and clean shirts, it was not to be supposed +therefore that they did not carry them, and he might regard it as +certain and established that all knights-errant (about whom there were +so many full and unimpeachable books) carried well-furnished purses in +case of emergency, and likewise carried shirts and a little box of +ointment to cure the wounds they received. For in those plains and +deserts where they engaged in combat and came out wounded, it was +not always that there was some one to cure them, unless indeed they +had for a friend some sage magician to succour them at once by +fetching through the air upon a cloud some damsel or dwarf with a vial +of water of such virtue that by tasting one drop of it they were cured +of their hurts and wounds in an instant and left as sound as if they +had not received any damage whatever. But in case this should not +occur, the knights of old took care to see that their squires were +provided with money and other requisites, such as lint and ointments +for healing purposes; and when it happened that knights had no squires +(which was rarely and seldom the case) they themselves carried +everything in cunning saddle-bags that were hardly seen on the horse's +croup, as if it were something else of more importance, because, +unless for some such reason, carrying saddle-bags was not very +favourably regarded among knights-errant. He therefore advised him +(and, as his godson so soon to be, he might even command him) never +from that time forth to travel without money and the usual +requirements, and he would find the advantage of them when he least +expected it.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote promised to follow his advice scrupulously, and it was +arranged forthwith that he should watch his armour in a large yard +at one side of the inn; so, collecting it all together, Don Quixote +placed it on a trough that stood by the side of a well, and bracing +his buckler on his arm he grasped his lance and began with a stately +air to march up and down in front of the trough, and as he began his +march night began to fall.</p> + +<p>The landlord told all the people who were in the inn about the craze +of his guest, the watching of the armour, and the dubbing ceremony +he contemplated. Full of wonder at so strange a form of madness, +they flocked to see it from a distance, and observed with what +composure he sometimes paced up and down, or sometimes, leaning on his +lance, gazed on his armour without taking his eyes off it for ever +so long; and as the night closed in with a light from the moon so +brilliant that it might vie with his that lent it, everything the +novice knight did was plainly seen by all.</p> + +<p>Meanwhile one of the carriers who were in the inn thought fit to +water his team, and it was necessary to remove Don Quixote's armour as +it lay on the trough; but he seeing the other approach hailed him in a +loud voice, "O thou, whoever thou art, rash knight that comest to +lay hands on the armour of the most valorous errant that ever girt +on sword, have a care what thou dost; touch it not unless thou wouldst +lay down thy life as the penalty of thy rashness." The carrier gave no +heed to these words (and he would have done better to heed them if +he had been heedful of his health), but seizing it by the straps flung +the armour some distance from him. Seeing this, Don Quixote raised his +eyes to heaven, and fixing his thoughts, apparently, upon his lady +Dulcinea, exclaimed, "Aid me, lady mine, in this the first encounter +that presents itself to this breast which thou holdest in subjection; +let not thy favour and protection fail me in this first jeopardy;" +and, with these words and others to the same purpose, dropping his +buckler he lifted his lance with both hands and with it smote such a +blow on the carrier's head that he stretched him on the ground, so +stunned that had he followed it up with a second there would have been +no need of a surgeon to cure him. This done, he picked up his armour +and returned to his beat with the same serenity as before.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p010"></a><img alt="p010.jpg (261K)" src="images/p010.jpg" height="835" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p010.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Shortly after this, another, not knowing what had happened (for +the carrier still lay senseless), came with the same object of +giving water to his mules, and was proceeding to remove the armour +in order to clear the trough, when Don Quixote, without uttering a +word or imploring aid from anyone, once more dropped his buckler and +once more lifted his lance, and without actually breaking the second +carrier's head into pieces, made more than three of it, for he laid it +open in four. At the noise all the people of the inn ran to the +spot, and among them the landlord. Seeing this, Don Quixote braced his +buckler on his arm, and with his hand on his sword exclaimed, "O +Lady of Beauty, strength and support of my faint heart, it is time for +thee to turn the eyes of thy greatness on this thy captive knight on +the brink of so mighty an adventure." By this he felt himself so +inspired that he would not have flinched if all the carriers in the +world had assailed him. The comrades of the wounded perceiving the +plight they were in began from a distance to shower stones on Don +Quixote, who screened himself as best he could with his buckler, not +daring to quit the trough and leave his armour unprotected. The +landlord shouted to them to leave him alone, for he had already told +them that he was mad, and as a madman he would not be accountable even +if he killed them all. Still louder shouted Don Quixote, calling +them knaves and traitors, and the lord of the castle, who allowed +knights-errant to be treated in this fashion, a villain and a low-born +knight whom, had he received the order of knighthood, he would call to +account for his treachery. "But of you," he cried, "base and vile +rabble, I make no account; fling, strike, come on, do all ye can +against me, ye shall see what the reward of your folly and insolence +will be." This he uttered with so much spirit and boldness that he +filled his assailants with a terrible fear, and as much for this +reason as at the persuasion of the landlord they left off stoning him, +and he allowed them to carry off the wounded, and with the same +calmness and composure as before resumed the watch over his armour.</p> + +<p>But these freaks of his guest were not much to the liking of the +landlord, so he determined to cut matters short and confer upon him at +once the unlucky order of knighthood before any further misadventure +could occur; so, going up to him, he apologised for the rudeness +which, without his knowledge, had been offered to him by these low +people, who, however, had been well punished for their audacity. As he +had already told him, he said, there was no chapel in the castle, +nor was it needed for what remained to be done, for, as he +understood the ceremonial of the order, the whole point of being +dubbed a knight lay in the accolade and in the slap on the shoulder, +and that could be administered in the middle of a field; and that he +had now done all that was needful as to watching the armour, for all +requirements were satisfied by a watch of two hours only, while he had +been more than four about it. Don Quixote believed it all, and told +him he stood there ready to obey him, and to make an end of it with as +much despatch as possible; for, if he were again attacked, and felt +himself to be dubbed knight, he would not, he thought, leave a soul +alive in the castle, except such as out of respect he might spare at +his bidding.</p> + +<p>Thus warned and menaced, the castellan forthwith brought out a +book in which he used to enter the straw and barley he served out to +the carriers, and, with a lad carrying a candle-end, and the two +damsels already mentioned, he returned to where Don Quixote stood, and +bade him kneel down. Then, reading from his account-book as if he were +repeating some devout prayer, in the middle of his delivery he +raised his hand and gave him a sturdy blow on the neck, and then, with +his own sword, a smart slap on the shoulder, all the while muttering +between his teeth as if he was saying his prayers. Having done this, +he directed one of the ladies to gird on his sword, which she did with +great self-possession and gravity, and not a little was required to +prevent a burst of laughter at each stage of the ceremony; but what +they had already seen of the novice knight's prowess kept their +laughter within bounds. On girding him with the sword the worthy +lady said to him, "May God make your worship a very fortunate +knight, and grant you success in battle." Don Quixote asked her name +in order that he might from that time forward know to whom he was +beholden for the favour he had received, as he meant to confer upon +her some portion of the honour he acquired by the might of his arm. +She answered with great humility that she was called La Tolosa, and +that she was the daughter of a cobbler of Toledo who lived in the +stalls of Sanchobienaya, and that wherever she might be she would +serve and esteem him as her lord. Don Quixote said in reply that she +would do him a favour if thenceforward she assumed the "Don" and +called herself Dona Tolosa. She promised she would, and then the other +buckled on his spur, and with her followed almost the same +conversation as with the lady of the sword. He asked her name, and she +said it was La Molinera, and that she was the daughter of a +respectable miller of Antequera; and of her likewise Don Quixote +requested that she would adopt the "Don" and call herself Dona +Molinera, making offers to her further services and favours.</p> + +<p>Having thus, with hot haste and speed, brought to a conclusion these +never-till-now-seen ceremonies, Don Quixote was on thorns until he saw +himself on horseback sallying forth in quest of adventures; and +saddling Rocinante at once he mounted, and embracing his host, as he +returned thanks for his kindness in knighting him, he addressed him in +language so extraordinary that it is impossible to convey an idea of +it or report it. The landlord, to get him out of the inn, replied with +no less rhetoric though with shorter words, and without calling upon +him to pay the reckoning let him go with a Godspeed.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p017"></a><img alt="p017.jpg (54K)" src="images/p017.jpg" height="435" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p017.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> + +<br> +<br> + + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p2.htm">Next Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p10.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p10.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6d7c5f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p10.htm @@ -0,0 +1,704 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 10.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p9.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p11.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 10. +<br><br> +Chapter 28 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch28">CHAPTER XXVIII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE +THAT BEFELL THE CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch28"></a>CHAPTER XXVIII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL THE +CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c28a"></a><img alt="c28a.jpg (159K)" src="images/c28a.jpg" height="446" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c28a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Happy and fortunate were the times when that most daring knight +Don Quixote of La Mancha was sent into the world; for by reason of his +having formed a resolution so honourable as that of seeking to +revive and restore to the world the long-lost and almost defunct order +of knight-errantry, we now enjoy in this age of ours, so poor in light +entertainment, not only the charm of his veracious history, but also +of the tales and episodes contained in it which are, in a measure, +no less pleasing, ingenious, and truthful, than the history itself; +which, resuming its thread, carded, spun, and wound, relates that just +as the curate was going to offer consolation to Cardenio, he was +interrupted by a voice that fell upon his ear saying in plaintive +tones:</p> + +<p>"O God! is it possible I have found a place that may serve as a +secret grave for the weary load of this body that I support so +unwillingly? If the solitude these mountains promise deceives me +not, it is so; ah! woe is me! how much more grateful to my mind will +be the society of these rocks and brakes that permit me to complain of +my misfortune to Heaven, than that of any human being, for there is +none on earth to look to for counsel in doubt, comfort in sorrow, or +relief in distress!"</p> + +<p>All this was heard distinctly by the curate and those with him, +and as it seemed to them to be uttered close by, as indeed it was, +they got up to look for the speaker, and before they had gone twenty +paces they discovered behind a rock, seated at the foot of an ash +tree, a youth in the dress of a peasant, whose face they were unable +at the moment to see as he was leaning forward, bathing his feet in +the brook that flowed past. They approached so silently that he did +not perceive them, being fully occupied in bathing his feet, which +were so fair that they looked like two pieces of shining crystal +brought forth among the other stones of the brook. The whiteness and +beauty of these feet struck them with surprise, for they did not +seem to have been made to crush clods or to follow the plough and +the oxen as their owner's dress suggested; and so, finding they had +not been noticed, the curate, who was in front, made a sign to the +other two to conceal themselves behind some fragments of rock that lay +there; which they did, observing closely what the youth was about. +He had on a loose double-skirted dark brown jacket bound tight to +his body with a white cloth; he wore besides breeches and gaiters of +brown cloth, and on his head a brown montera; and he had the gaiters +turned up as far as the middle of the leg, which verily seemed to be +of pure alabaster.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c28b"></a><img alt="c28b.jpg (339K)" src="images/c28b.jpg" height="822" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c28b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>As soon as he had done bathing his beautiful feet, he wiped them +with a towel he took from under the montera, on taking off which he +raised his face, and those who were watching him had an opportunity of +seeing a beauty so exquisite that Cardenio said to the curate in a +whisper:</p> + +<p>"As this is not Luscinda, it is no human creature but a divine +being."</p> + +<p>The youth then took off the montera, and shaking his head from +side to side there broke loose and spread out a mass of hair that +the beams of the sun might have envied; by this they knew that what +had seemed a peasant was a lovely woman, nay the most beautiful the +eyes of two of them had ever beheld, or even Cardenio's if they had +not seen and known Luscinda, for he afterwards declared that only +the beauty of Luscinda could compare with this. The long auburn +tresses not only covered her shoulders, but such was their length +and abundance, concealed her all round beneath their masses, so that +except the feet nothing of her form was visible. She now used her +hands as a comb, and if her feet had seemed like bits of crystal in +the water, her hands looked like pieces of driven snow among her +locks; all which increased not only the admiration of the three +beholders, but their anxiety to learn who she was. With this object +they resolved to show themselves, and at the stir they made in getting +upon their feet the fair damsel raised her head, and parting her +hair from before her eyes with both hands, she looked to see who had +made the noise, and the instant she perceived them she started to +her feet, and without waiting to put on her shoes or gather up her +hair, hastily snatched up a bundle as though of clothes that she had +beside her, and, scared and alarmed, endeavoured to take flight; but +before she had gone six paces she fell to the ground, her delicate +feet being unable to bear the roughness of the stones; seeing which, +the three hastened towards her, and the curate addressing her first +said:</p> + +<p>"Stay, senora, whoever you may be, for those whom you see here +only desire to be of service to you; you have no need to attempt a +flight so heedless, for neither can your feet bear it, nor we allow +it."</p> + +<p>Taken by surprise and bewildered, she made no reply to these +words. They, however, came towards her, and the curate taking her hand +went on to say:</p> + +<p>"What your dress would hide, senora, is made known to us by your +hair; a clear proof that it can be no trifling cause that has +disguised your beauty in a garb so unworthy of it, and sent it into +solitudes like these where we have had the good fortune to find you, +if not to relieve your distress, at least to offer you comfort; for no +distress, so long as life lasts, can be so oppressive or reach such +a height as to make the sufferer refuse to listen to comfort offered +with good intention. And so, senora, or senor, or whatever you +prefer to be, dismiss the fears that our appearance has caused you and +make us acquainted with your good or evil fortunes, for from all of us +together, or from each one of us, you will receive sympathy in your +trouble."</p> + +<p>While the curate was speaking, the disguised damsel stood as if +spell-bound, looking at them without opening her lips or uttering a +word, just like a village rustic to whom something strange that he has +never seen before has been suddenly shown; but on the curate +addressing some further words to the same effect to her, sighing +deeply she broke silence and said:</p> + +<p>"Since the solitude of these mountains has been unable to conceal +me, and the escape of my dishevelled tresses will not allow my +tongue to deal in falsehoods, it would be idle for me now to make +any further pretence of what, if you were to believe me, you would +believe more out of courtesy than for any other reason. This being so, +I say I thank you, sirs, for the offer you have made me, which +places me under the obligation of complying with the request you +have made of me; though I fear the account I shall give you of my +misfortunes will excite in you as much concern as compassion, for +you will be unable to suggest anything to remedy them or any +consolation to alleviate them. However, that my honour may not be left +a matter of doubt in your minds, now that you have discovered me to be +a woman, and see that I am young, alone, and in this dress, things +that taken together or separately would be enough to destroy any +good name, I feel bound to tell what I would willingly keep secret +if I could."</p> + +<p>All this she who was now seen to be a lovely woman delivered without +any hesitation, with so much ease and in so sweet a voice that they +were not less charmed by her intelligence than by her beauty, and as +they again repeated their offers and entreaties to her to fulfil her +promise, she without further pressing, first modestly covering her +feet and gathering up her hair, seated herself on a stone with the +three placed around her, and, after an effort to restrain some tears +that came to her eyes, in a clear and steady voice began her story +thus:</p> + +<p>"In this Andalusia there is a town from which a duke takes a title +which makes him one of those that are called Grandees of Spain. This +nobleman has two sons, the elder heir to his dignity and apparently to +his good qualities; the younger heir to I know not what, unless it +be the treachery of Vellido and the falsehood of Ganelon. My parents +are this lord's vassals, lowly in origin, but so wealthy that if birth +had conferred as much on them as fortune, they would have had +nothing left to desire, nor should I have had reason to fear trouble +like that in which I find myself now; for it may be that my ill +fortune came of theirs in not having been nobly born. It is true +they are not so low that they have any reason to be ashamed of their +condition, but neither are they so high as to remove from my mind +the impression that my mishap comes of their humble birth. They are, +in short, peasants, plain homely people, without any taint of +disreputable blood, and, as the saying is, old rusty Christians, but +so rich that by their wealth and free-handed way of life they are +coming by degrees to be considered gentlefolk by birth, and even by +position; though the wealth and nobility they thought most of was +having me for their daughter; and as they have no other child to +make their heir, and are affectionate parents, I was one of the most +indulged daughters that ever parents indulged.</p> + +<p>"I was the mirror in which they beheld themselves, the staff of +their old age, and the object in which, with submission to Heaven, all +their wishes centred, and mine were in accordance with theirs, for I +knew their worth; and as I was mistress of their hearts, so was I also +of their possessions. Through me they engaged or dismissed their +servants; through my hands passed the accounts and returns of what was +sown and reaped; the oil-mills, the wine-presses, the count of the +flocks and herds, the beehives, all in short that a rich farmer like +my father has or can have, I had under my care, and I acted as steward +and mistress with an assiduity on my part and satisfaction on theirs +that I cannot well describe to you. The leisure hours left to me after +I had given the requisite orders to the head-shepherds, overseers, and +other labourers, I passed in such employments as are not only +allowable but necessary for young girls, those that the needle, +embroidery cushion, and spinning wheel usually afford, and if to +refresh my mind I quitted them for a while, I found recreation in +reading some devotional book or playing the harp, for experience +taught me that music soothes the troubled mind and relieves +weariness of spirit. Such was the life I led in my parents' house +and if I have depicted it thus minutely, it is not out of ostentation, +or to let you know that I am rich, but that you may see how, without +any fault of mine, I have fallen from the happy condition I have +described, to the misery I am in at present. The truth is, that +while I was leading this busy life, in a retirement that might compare +with that of a monastery, and unseen as I thought by any except the +servants of the house (for when I went to Mass it was so early in +the morning, and I was so closely attended by my mother and the +women of the household, and so thickly veiled and so shy, that my eyes +scarcely saw more ground than I trod on), in spite of all this, the +eyes of love, or idleness, more properly speaking, that the lynx's +cannot rival, discovered me, with the help of the assiduity of Don +Fernando; for that is the name of the younger son of the duke I told +of."</p> + +<p>The moment the speaker mentioned the name of Don Fernando, +Cardenio changed colour and broke into a sweat, with such signs of +emotion that the curate and the barber, who observed it, feared that +one of the mad fits which they heard attacked him sometimes was coming +upon him; but Cardenio showed no further agitation and remained quiet, +regarding the peasant girl with fixed attention, for he began to +suspect who she was. She, however, without noticing the excitement +of Cardenio, continuing her story, went on to say:</p> + +<p>"And they had hardly discovered me, when, as he owned afterwards, he +was smitten with a violent love for me, as the manner in which it +displayed itself plainly showed. But to shorten the long recital of my +woes, I will pass over in silence all the artifices employed by Don +Fernando for declaring his passion for me. He bribed all the +household, he gave and offered gifts and presents to my parents; every +day was like a holiday or a merry-making in our street; by night no +one could sleep for the music; the love letters that used to come to +my hand, no one knew how, were innumerable, full of tender pleadings +and pledges, containing more promises and oaths than there were +letters in them; all which not only did not soften me, but hardened my +heart against him, as if he had been my mortal enemy, and as if +everything he did to make me yield were done with the opposite +intention. Not that the high-bred bearing of Don Fernando was +disagreeable to me, or that I found his importunities wearisome; for +it gave me a certain sort of satisfaction to find myself so sought and +prized by a gentleman of such distinction, and I was not displeased at +seeing my praises in his letters (for however ugly we women may be, it +seems to me it always pleases us to hear ourselves called beautiful) +but that my own sense of right was opposed to all this, as well as the +repeated advice of my parents, who now very plainly perceived Don +Fernando's purpose, for he cared very little if all the world knew it. +They told me they trusted and confided their honour and good name to +my virtue and rectitude alone, and bade me consider the disparity +between Don Fernando and myself, from which I might conclude that +his intentions, whatever he might say to the contrary, had for their +aim his own pleasure rather than my advantage; and if I were at all +desirous of opposing an obstacle to his unreasonable suit, they were +ready, they said, to marry me at once to anyone I preferred, either +among the leading people of our own town, or of any of those in the +neighbourhood; for with their wealth and my good name, a match might +be looked for in any quarter. This offer, and their sound advice +strengthened my resolution, and I never gave Don Fernando a word in +reply that could hold out to him any hope of success, however remote.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c28c"></a><img alt="c28c.jpg (279K)" src="images/c28c.jpg" height="814" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c28c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"All this caution of mine, which he must have taken for coyness, had +apparently the effect of increasing his wanton appetite—for that is +the name I give to his passion for me; had it been what he declared it +to be, you would not know of it now, because there would have been +no occasion to tell you of it. At length he learned that my parents +were contemplating marriage for me in order to put an end to his hopes +of obtaining possession of me, or at least to secure additional +protectors to watch over me, and this intelligence or suspicion made +him act as you shall hear. One night, as I was in my chamber with no +other companion than a damsel who waited on me, with the doors +carefully locked lest my honour should be imperilled through any +carelessness, I know not nor can conceive how it happened, but, with +all this seclusion and these precautions, and in the solitude and +silence of my retirement, I found him standing before me, a vision +that so astounded me that it deprived my eyes of sight, and my +tongue of speech. I had no power to utter a cry, nor, I think, did +he give me time to utter one, as he immediately approached me, and +taking me in his arms (for, overwhelmed as I was, I was powerless, I +say, to help myself), he began to make such professions to me that I +know not how falsehood could have had the power of dressing them up to +seem so like truth; and the traitor contrived that his tears should +vouch for his words, and his sighs for his sincerity.</p> + +<p>"I, a poor young creature alone, ill versed among my people in cases +such as this, began, I know not how, to think all these lying +protestations true, though without being moved by his sighs and +tears to anything more than pure compassion; and so, as the first +feeling of bewilderment passed away, and I began in some degree to +recover myself, I said to him with more courage than I thought I could +have possessed, 'If, as I am now in your arms, senor, I were in the +claws of a fierce lion, and my deliverance could be procured by +doing or saying anything to the prejudice of my honour, it would no +more be in my power to do it or say it, than it would be possible that +what was should not have been; so then, if you hold my body clasped in +your arms, I hold my soul secured by virtuous intentions, very +different from yours, as you will see if you attempt to carry them +into effect by force. I am your vassal, but I am not your slave; +your nobility neither has nor should have any right to dishonour or +degrade my humble birth; and low-born peasant as I am, I have my +self-respect as much as you, a lord and gentleman: with me your +violence will be to no purpose, your wealth will have no weight, +your words will have no power to deceive me, nor your sighs or tears +to soften me: were I to see any of the things I speak of in him whom +my parents gave me as a husband, his will should be mine, and mine +should be bounded by his; and my honour being preserved even though my +inclinations were not would willingly yield him what you, senor, would +now obtain by force; and this I say lest you should suppose that any +but my lawful husband shall ever win anything of me.' 'If that,' +said this disloyal gentleman, 'be the only scruple you feel, fairest +Dorothea' (for that is the name of this unhappy being), 'see here I +give you my hand to be yours, and let Heaven, from which nothing is +hid, and this image of Our Lady you have here, be witnesses of this +pledge.'"</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c28d"></a><img alt="c28d.jpg (289K)" src="images/c28d.jpg" height="830" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c28d.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>When Cardenio heard her say she was called Dorothea, he showed fresh +agitation and felt convinced of the truth of his former suspicion, but +he was unwilling to interrupt the story, and wished to hear the end of +what he already all but knew, so he merely said:</p> + +<p>"What! is Dorothea your name, senora? I have heard of another of the +same name who can perhaps match your misfortunes. But proceed; +by-and-by I may tell you something that will astonish you as much as +it will excite your compassion."</p> + +<p>Dorothea was struck by Cardenio's words as well as by his strange +and miserable attire, and begged him if he knew anything concerning +her to tell it to her at once, for if fortune had left her any +blessing it was courage to bear whatever calamity might fall upon her, +as she felt sure that none could reach her capable of increasing in +any degree what she endured already.</p> + +<p>"I would not let the occasion pass, senora," replied Cardenio, "of +telling you what I think, if what I suspect were the truth, but so far +there has been no opportunity, nor is it of any importance to you to +know it."</p> + +<p>"Be it as it may," replied Dorothea, "what happened in my story +was that Don Fernando, taking an image that stood in the chamber, +placed it as a witness of our betrothal, and with the most binding +words and extravagant oaths gave me his promise to become my +husband; though before he had made an end of pledging himself I bade +him consider well what he was doing, and think of the anger his father +would feel at seeing him married to a peasant girl and one of his +vassals; I told him not to let my beauty, such as it was, blind him, +for that was not enough to furnish an excuse for his transgression; +and if in the love he bore me he wished to do me any kindness, it +would be to leave my lot to follow its course at the level my +condition required; for marriages so unequal never brought +happiness, nor did they continue long to afford the enjoyment they +began with.</p> + +<p>"All this that I have now repeated I said to him, and much more +which I cannot recollect; but it had no effect in inducing him to +forego his purpose; he who has no intention of paying does not trouble +himself about difficulties when he is striking the bargain. At the +same time I argued the matter briefly in my own mind, saying to +myself, 'I shall not be the first who has risen through marriage +from a lowly to a lofty station, nor will Don Fernando be the first +whom beauty or, as is more likely, a blind attachment, has led to mate +himself below his rank. Then, since I am introducing no new usage or +practice, I may as well avail myself of the honour that chance +offers me, for even though his inclination for me should not outlast +the attainment of his wishes, I shall be, after all, his wife before +God. And if I strive to repel him by scorn, I can see that, fair means +failing, he is in a mood to use force, and I shall be left dishonoured +and without any means of proving my innocence to those who cannot know +how innocently I have come to be in this position; for what +arguments would persuade my parents that this gentleman entered my +chamber without my consent?'</p> + +<p>"All these questions and answers passed through my mind in a moment; +but the oaths of Don Fernando, the witnesses he appealed to, the tears +he shed, and lastly the charms of his person and his high-bred +grace, which, accompanied by such signs of genuine love, might well +have conquered a heart even more free and coy than mine—these were +the things that more than all began to influence me and lead me +unawares to my ruin. I called my waiting-maid to me, that there +might be a witness on earth besides those in Heaven, and again Don +Fernando renewed and repeated his oaths, invoked as witnesses fresh +saints in addition to the former ones, called down upon himself a +thousand curses hereafter should he fail to keep his promise, shed +more tears, redoubled his sighs and pressed me closer in his arms, +from which he had never allowed me to escape; and so I was left by +my maid, and ceased to be one, and he became a traitor and a +perjured man.</p> + +<p>"The day which followed the night of my misfortune did not come so +quickly, I imagine, as Don Fernando wished, for when desire has +attained its object, the greatest pleasure is to fly from the scene of +pleasure. I say so because Don Fernando made all haste to leave me, +and by the adroitness of my maid, who was indeed the one who had +admitted him, gained the street before daybreak; but on taking leave +of me he told me, though not with as much earnestness and fervour as +when he came, that I might rest assured of his faith and of the +sanctity and sincerity of his oaths; and to confirm his words he +drew a rich ring off his finger and placed it upon mine. He then +took his departure and I was left, I know not whether sorrowful or +happy; all I can say is, I was left agitated and troubled in mind +and almost bewildered by what had taken place, and I had not the +spirit, or else it did not occur to me, to chide my maid for the +treachery she had been guilty of in concealing Don Fernando in my +chamber; for as yet I was unable to make up my mind whether what had +befallen me was for good or evil. I told Don Fernando at parting, that +as I was now his, he might see me on other nights in the same way, +until it should be his pleasure to let the matter become known; but, +except the following night, he came no more, nor for more than a month +could I catch a glimpse of him in the street or in church, while I +wearied myself with watching for one; although I knew he was in the +town, and almost every day went out hunting, a pastime he was very +fond of. I remember well how sad and dreary those days and hours +were to me; I remember well how I began to doubt as they went by, +and even to lose confidence in the faith of Don Fernando; and I +remember, too, how my maid heard those words in reproof of her +audacity that she had not heard before, and how I was forced to put +a constraint on my tears and on the expression of my countenance, +not to give my parents cause to ask me why I was so melancholy, and +drive me to invent falsehoods in reply. But all this was suddenly +brought to an end, for the time came when all such considerations were +disregarded, and there was no further question of honour, when my +patience gave way and the secret of my heart became known abroad. +The reason was, that a few days later it was reported in the town that +Don Fernando had been married in a neighbouring city to a maiden of +rare beauty, the daughter of parents of distinguished position, though +not so rich that her portion would entitle her to look for so +brilliant a match; it was said, too, that her name was Luscinda, and +that at the betrothal some strange things had happened."</p> + +<p>Cardenio heard the name of Luscinda, but he only shrugged his +shoulders, bit his lips, bent his brows, and before long two streams +of tears escaped from his eyes. Dorothea, however, did not interrupt +her story, but went on in these words:</p> + +<p>"This sad intelligence reached my ears, and, instead of being struck +with a chill, with such wrath and fury did my heart burn that I +scarcely restrained myself from rushing out into the streets, crying +aloud and proclaiming openly the perfidy and treachery of which I +was the victim; but this transport of rage was for the time checked by +a resolution I formed, to be carried out the same night, and that +was to assume this dress, which I got from a servant of my father's, +one of the zagals, as they are called in farmhouses, to whom I +confided the whole of my misfortune, and whom I entreated to accompany +me to the city where I heard my enemy was. He, though he +remonstrated with me for my boldness, and condemned my resolution, +when he saw me bent upon my purpose, offered to bear me company, as he +said, to the end of the world. I at once packed up in a linen +pillow-case a woman's dress, and some jewels and money to provide +for emergencies, and in the silence of the night, without letting my +treacherous maid know, I sallied forth from the house, accompanied +by my servant and abundant anxieties, and on foot set out for the +city, but borne as it were on wings by my eagerness to reach it, if +not to prevent what I presumed to be already done, at least to call +upon Don Fernando to tell me with what conscience he had done it. I +reached my destination in two days and a half, and on entering the +city inquired for the house of Luscinda's parents. The first person +I asked gave me more in reply than I sought to know; he showed me +the house, and told me all that had occurred at the betrothal of the +daughter of the family, an affair of such notoriety in the city that +it was the talk of every knot of idlers in the street. He said that on +the night of Don Fernando's betrothal with Luscinda, as soon as she +had consented to be his bride by saying 'Yes,' she was taken with a +sudden fainting fit, and that on the bridegroom approaching to +unlace the bosom of her dress to give her air, he found a paper in her +own handwriting, in which she said and declared that she could not +be Don Fernando's bride, because she was already Cardenio's, who, +according to the man's account, was a gentleman of distinction of +the same city; and that if she had accepted Don Fernando, it was +only in obedience to her parents. In short, he said, the words of +the paper made it clear she meant to kill herself on the completion of +the betrothal, and gave her reasons for putting an end to herself +all which was confirmed, it was said, by a dagger they found somewhere +in her clothes. On seeing this, Don Fernando, persuaded that +Luscinda had befooled, slighted, and trifled with him, assailed her +before she had recovered from her swoon, and tried to stab her with +the dagger that had been found, and would have succeeded had not her +parents and those who were present prevented him. It was said, +moreover, that Don Fernando went away at once, and that Luscinda did +not recover from her prostration until the next day, when she told her +parents how she was really the bride of that Cardenio I have +mentioned. I learned besides that Cardenio, according to report, had +been present at the betrothal; and that upon seeing her betrothed +contrary to his expectation, he had quitted the city in despair, +leaving behind him a letter declaring the wrong Luscinda had done him, +and his intention of going where no one should ever see him again. All +this was a matter of notoriety in the city, and everyone spoke of +it; especially when it became known that Luscinda was missing from her +father's house and from the city, for she was not to be found +anywhere, to the distraction of her parents, who knew not what steps +to take to recover her. What I learned revived my hopes, and I was +better pleased not to have found Don Fernando than to find him +married, for it seemed to me that the door was not yet entirely shut +upon relief in my case, and I thought that perhaps Heaven had put this +impediment in the way of the second marriage, to lead him to recognise +his obligations under the former one, and reflect that as a +Christian he was bound to consider his soul above all human objects. +All this passed through my mind, and I strove to comfort myself +without comfort, indulging in faint and distant hopes of cherishing +that life that I now abhor.</p> + +<p>"But while I was in the city, uncertain what to do, as I could not +find Don Fernando, I heard notice given by the public crier offering a +great reward to anyone who should find me, and giving the +particulars of my age and of the very dress I wore; and I heard it +said that the lad who came with me had taken me away from my +father's house; a thing that cut me to the heart, showing how low my +good name had fallen, since it was not enough that I should lose it by +my flight, but they must add with whom I had fled, and that one so +much beneath me and so unworthy of my consideration. The instant I +heard the notice I quitted the city with my servant, who now began +to show signs of wavering in his fidelity to me, and the same night, +for fear of discovery, we entered the most thickly wooded part of +these mountains. But, as is commonly said, one evil calls up another +and the end of one misfortune is apt to be the beginning of one +still greater, and so it proved in my case; for my worthy servant, +until then so faithful and trusty when he found me in this lonely +spot, moved more by his own villainy than by my beauty, sought to take +advantage of the opportunity which these solitudes seemed to present +him, and with little shame and less fear of God and respect for me, +began to make overtures to me; and finding that I replied to the +effrontery of his proposals with justly severe language, he laid aside +the entreaties which he had employed at first, and began to use +violence.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c28e"></a><img alt="c28e.jpg (324K)" src="images/c28e.jpg" height="810" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c28e.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"But just Heaven, that seldom fails to watch over and aid +good intentions, so aided mine that with my slight strength and with +little exertion I pushed him over a precipice, where I left him, +whether dead or alive I know not; and then, with greater speed than +seemed possible in my terror and fatigue, I made my way into the +mountains, without any other thought or purpose save that of hiding +myself among them, and escaping my father and those despatched in +search of me by his orders. It is now I know not how many months since +with this object I came here, where I met a herdsman who engaged me as +his servant at a place in the heart of this Sierra, and all this +time I have been serving him as herd, striving to keep always afield +to hide these locks which have now unexpectedly betrayed me. But all +my care and pains were unavailing, for my master made the discovery +that I was not a man, and harboured the same base designs as my +servant; and as fortune does not always supply a remedy in cases of +difficulty, and I had no precipice or ravine at hand down which to +fling the master and cure his passion, as I had in the servant's case, +I thought it a lesser evil to leave him and again conceal myself among +these crags, than make trial of my strength and argument with him. So, +as I say, once more I went into hiding to seek for some place where +I might with sighs and tears implore Heaven to have pity on my misery, +and grant me help and strength to escape from it, or let me die +among the solitudes, leaving no trace of an unhappy being who, by no +fault of hers, has furnished matter for talk and scandal at home and +abroad."</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c28f"></a><img alt="c28f.jpg (42K)" src="images/c28f.jpg" height="621" width="509"> +</center> + + +<br> +<br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p9.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p11.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p11.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p11.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9a8cee7 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p11.htm @@ -0,0 +1,627 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 11.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p10.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p12.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 11. +<br><br> +Chapter 29 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch29">CHAPTER XXIX</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD +ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE OUR LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT +FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE HAD IMPOSED UPON HIMSELF + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch29"></a>CHAPTER XXIX.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE OUR +LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE HAD IMPOSED UPON HIMSELF +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c29a"></a><img alt="c29a.jpg (99K)" src="images/c29a.jpg" height="282" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c29a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"Such, sirs, is the true story of my sad adventures; judge for +yourselves now whether the sighs and lamentations you heard, and the +tears that flowed from my eyes, had not sufficient cause even if I had +indulged in them more freely; and if you consider the nature of my +misfortune you will see that consolation is idle, as there is no +possible remedy for it. All I ask of you is, what you may easily and +reasonably do, to show me where I may pass my life unharassed by the +fear and dread of discovery by those who are in search of me; for +though the great love my parents bear me makes me feel sure of being +kindly received by them, so great is my feeling of shame at the mere +thought that I cannot present myself before them as they expect, +that I had rather banish myself from their sight for ever than look +them in the face with the reflection that they beheld mine stripped of +that purity they had a right to expect in me."</p> + +<p>With these words she became silent, and the colour that overspread +her face showed plainly the pain and shame she was suffering at heart. +In theirs the listeners felt as much pity as wonder at her +misfortunes; but as the curate was just about to offer her some +consolation and advice Cardenio forestalled him, saying, "So then, +senora, you are the fair Dorothea, the only daughter of the rich +Clenardo?" Dorothea was astonished at hearing her father's name, and +at the miserable appearance of him who mentioned it, for it has been +already said how wretchedly clad Cardenio was; so she said to him:</p> + +<p>"And who may you be, brother, who seem to know my father's name so +well? For so far, if I remember rightly, I have not mentioned it in +the whole story of my misfortunes."</p> + +<p>"I am that unhappy being, senora," replied Cardenio, "whom, as you +have said, Luscinda declared to be her husband; I am the unfortunate +Cardenio, whom the wrong-doing of him who has brought you to your +present condition has reduced to the state you see me in, bare, +ragged, bereft of all human comfort, and what is worse, of reason, for +I only possess it when Heaven is pleased for some short space to +restore it to me. I, Dorothea, am he who witnessed the wrong done by +Don Fernando, and waited to hear the 'Yes' uttered by which Luscinda +owned herself his betrothed: I am he who had not courage enough to see +how her fainting fit ended, or what came of the paper that was found +in her bosom, because my heart had not the fortitude to endure so many +strokes of ill-fortune at once; and so losing patience I quitted the +house, and leaving a letter with my host, which I entreated him to +place in Luscinda's hands, I betook myself to these solitudes, +resolved to end here the life I hated as if it were my mortal enemy. +But fate would not rid me of it, contenting itself with robbing me +of my reason, perhaps to preserve me for the good fortune I have had +in meeting you; for if that which you have just told us be true, as +I believe it to be, it may be that Heaven has yet in store for both of +us a happier termination to our misfortunes than we look for; +because seeing that Luscinda cannot marry Don Fernando, being mine, as +she has herself so openly declared, and that Don Fernando cannot marry +her as he is yours, we may reasonably hope that Heaven will restore to +us what is ours, as it is still in existence and not yet alienated +or destroyed. And as we have this consolation springing from no very +visionary hope or wild fancy, I entreat you, senora, to form new +resolutions in your better mind, as I mean to do in mine, preparing +yourself to look forward to happier fortunes; for I swear to you by +the faith of a gentleman and a Christian not to desert you until I see +you in possession of Don Fernando, and if I cannot by words induce him +to recognise his obligation to you, in that case to avail myself of +the right which my rank as a gentleman gives me, and with just cause +challenge him on account of the injury he has done you, not +regarding my own wrongs, which I shall leave to Heaven to avenge, +while I on earth devote myself to yours."</p> + +<p>Cardenio's words completed the astonishment of Dorothea, and not +knowing how to return thanks for such an offer, she attempted to +kiss his feet; but Cardenio would not permit it, and the licentiate +replied for both, commended the sound reasoning of Cardenio, and +lastly, begged, advised, and urged them to come with him to his +village, where they might furnish themselves with what they needed, +and take measures to discover Don Fernando, or restore Dorothea to her +parents, or do what seemed to them most advisable. Cardenio and +Dorothea thanked him, and accepted the kind offer he made them; and +the barber, who had been listening to all attentively and in +silence, on his part some kindly words also, and with no less +good-will than the curate offered his services in any way that might +be of use to them. He also explained to them in a few words the object +that had brought them there, and the strange nature of Don Quixote's +madness, and how they were waiting for his squire, who had gone in +search of him. Like the recollection of a dream, the quarrel he had +had with Don Quixote came back to Cardenio's memory, and he +described it to the others; but he was unable to say what the +dispute was about.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c29b"></a><img alt="c29b.jpg (351K)" src="images/c29b.jpg" height="815" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c29b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>At this moment they heard a shout, and recognised it as coming +from Sancho Panza, who, not finding them where he had left them, was +calling aloud to them. They went to meet him, and in answer to their +inquiries about Don Quixote, he told them how he had found him +stripped to his shirt, lank, yellow, half dead with hunger, and +sighing for his lady Dulcinea; and although he had told him that she +commanded him to quit that place and come to El Toboso, where she +was expecting him, he had answered that he was determined not to +appear in the presence of her beauty until he had done deeds to make +him worthy of her favour; and if this went on, Sancho said, he ran the +risk of not becoming an emperor as in duty bound, or even an +archbishop, which was the least he could be; for which reason they +ought to consider what was to be done to get him away from there. +The licentiate in reply told him not to be uneasy, for they would +fetch him away in spite of himself. He then told Cardenio and Dorothea +what they had proposed to do to cure Don Quixote, or at any rate +take him home; upon which Dorothea said that she could play the +distressed damsel better than the barber; especially as she had +there the dress in which to do it to the life, and that they might +trust to her acting the part in every particular requisite for +carrying out their scheme, for she had read a great many books of +chivalry, and knew exactly the style in which afflicted damsels begged +boons of knights-errant.</p> + +<p>"In that case," said the curate, "there is nothing more required +than to set about it at once, for beyond a doubt fortune is +declaring itself in our favour, since it has so unexpectedly begun +to open a door for your relief, and smoothed the way for us to our +object."</p> + +<p>Dorothea then took out of her pillow-case a complete petticoat of +some rich stuff, and a green mantle of some other fine material, and a +necklace and other ornaments out of a little box, and with these in an +instant she so arrayed herself that she looked like a great and rich +lady. All this, and more, she said, she had taken from home in case of +need, but that until then she had had no occasion to make use of it. +They were all highly delighted with her grace, air, and beauty, and +declared Don Fernando to be a man of very little taste when he +rejected such charms. But the one who admired her most was Sancho +Panza, for it seemed to him (what indeed was true) that in all the +days of his life he had never seen such a lovely creature; and he +asked the curate with great eagerness who this beautiful lady was, and +what she wanted in these out-of-the-way quarters.</p> + +<p>"This fair lady, brother Sancho," replied the curate, "is no less +a personage than the heiress in the direct male line of the great +kingdom of Micomicon, who has come in search of your master to beg a +boon of him, which is that he redress a wrong or injury that a +wicked giant has done her; and from the fame as a good knight which +your master has acquired far and wide, this princess has come from +Guinea to seek him."</p> + +<p>"A lucky seeking and a lucky finding!" said Sancho Panza at this; +"especially if my master has the good fortune to redress that +injury, and right that wrong, and kill that son of a bitch of a +giant your worship speaks of; as kill him he will if he meets him, +unless, indeed, he happens to be a phantom; for my master has no power +at all against phantoms. But one thing among others I would beg of +you, senor licentiate, which is, that, to prevent my master taking a +fancy to be an archbishop, for that is what I'm afraid of, your +worship would recommend him to marry this princess at once; for in +this way he will be disabled from taking archbishop's orders, and will +easily come into his empire, and I to the end of my desires; I have +been thinking over the matter carefully, and by what I can make out +I find it will not do for me that my master should become an +archbishop, because I am no good for the Church, as I am married; +and for me now, having as I have a wife and children, to set about +obtaining dispensations to enable me to hold a place of profit under +the Church, would be endless work; so that, senor, it all turns on +my master marrying this lady at once—for as yet I do not know her +grace, and so I cannot call her by her name."</p> + +<p>"She is called the Princess Micomicona," said the curate; "for as +her kingdom is Micomicon, it is clear that must be her name."</p> + +<p>"There's no doubt of that," replied Sancho, "for I have known many +to take their name and title from the place where they were born and +call themselves Pedro of Alcala, Juan of Ubeda, and Diego of +Valladolid; and it may be that over there in Guinea queens have the +same way of taking the names of their kingdoms."</p> + +<p>"So it may," said the curate; "and as for your master's marrying, +I will do all in my power towards it:" with which Sancho was as much +pleased as the curate was amazed at his simplicity and at seeing +what a hold the absurdities of his master had taken of his fancy, +for he had evidently persuaded himself that he was going to be an +emperor.</p> + +<p>By this time Dorothea had seated herself upon the curate's mule, and +the barber had fitted the ox-tail beard to his face, and they now told +Sancho to conduct them to where Don Quixote was, warning him not to +say that he knew either the licentiate or the barber, as his +master's becoming an emperor entirely depended on his not +recognising them; neither the curate nor Cardenio, however, thought +fit to go with them; Cardenio lest he should remind Don Quixote of the +quarrel he had with him, and the curate as there was no necessity +for his presence just yet, so they allowed the others to go on +before them, while they themselves followed slowly on foot. The curate +did not forget to instruct Dorothea how to act, but she said they +might make their minds easy, as everything would be done exactly as +the books of chivalry required and described.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c29c"></a><img alt="c29c.jpg (286K)" src="images/c29c.jpg" height="821" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c29c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>They had gone about three-quarters of a league when they +discovered Don Quixote in a wilderness of rocks, by this time clothed, +but without his armour; and as soon as Dorothea saw him and was told +by Sancho that that was Don Quixote, she whipped her palfrey, the +well-bearded barber following her, and on coming up to him her +squire sprang from his mule and came forward to receive her in his +arms, and she dismounting with great ease of manner advanced to +kneel before the feet of Don Quixote; and though he strove to raise +her up, she without rising addressed him in this fashion:</p> + +<p>"From this spot I will not rise, valiant and doughty knight, until +your goodness and courtesy grant me a boon, which will redound to +the honour and renown of your person and render a service to the +most disconsolate and afflicted damsel the sun has seen; and if the +might of your strong arm corresponds to the repute of your immortal +fame, you are bound to aid the helpless being who, led by the savour +of your renowned name, hath come from far distant lands to seek your +aid in her misfortunes."</p> + +<p>"I will not answer a word, beauteous lady," replied Don Quixote, +"nor will I listen to anything further concerning you, until you +rise from the earth."</p> + +<p>"I will not rise, senor," answered the afflicted damsel, "unless +of your courtesy the boon I ask is first granted me."</p> + +<p>"I grant and accord it," said Don Quixote, "provided without +detriment or prejudice to my king, my country, or her who holds the +key of my heart and freedom, it may be complied with."</p> + +<p>"It will not be to the detriment or prejudice of any of them, my +worthy lord," said the afflicted damsel; and here Sancho Panza drew +close to his master's ear and said to him very softly, "Your worship +may very safely grant the boon she asks; it's nothing at all; only +to kill a big giant; and she who asks it is the exalted Princess +Micomicona, queen of the great kingdom of Micomicon of Ethiopia."</p> + +<p>"Let her be who she may," replied Don Quixote, "I will do what is my +bounden duty, and what my conscience bids me, in conformity with +what I have professed;" and turning to the damsel he said, "Let your +great beauty rise, for I grant the boon which you would ask of me."</p> + +<p>"Then what I ask," said the damsel, "is that your magnanimous person +accompany me at once whither I will conduct you, and that you +promise not to engage in any other adventure or quest until you have +avenged me of a traitor who against all human and divine law, has +usurped my kingdom."</p> + +<p>"I repeat that I grant it," replied Don Quixote; "and so, lady, +you may from this day forth lay aside the melancholy that distresses +you, and let your failing hopes gather new life and strength, for with +the help of God and of my arm you will soon see yourself restored to +your kingdom, and seated upon the throne of your ancient and mighty +realm, notwithstanding and despite of the felons who would gainsay it; +and now hands to the work, for in delay there is apt to be danger."</p> + +<p>The distressed damsel strove with much pertinacity to kiss his +hands; but Don Quixote, who was in all things a polished and courteous +knight, would by no means allow it, but made her rise and embraced her +with great courtesy and politeness, and ordered Sancho to look to +Rocinante's girths, and to arm him without a moment's delay. Sancho +took down the armour, which was hung up on a tree like a trophy, and +having seen to the girths armed his master in a trice, who as soon +as he found himself in his armour exclaimed:</p> + +<p>"Let us be gone in the name of God to bring aid to this great lady."</p> + +<p>The barber was all this time on his knees at great pains to hide his +laughter and not let his beard fall, for had it fallen maybe their +fine scheme would have come to nothing; but now seeing the boon +granted, and the promptitude with which Don Quixote prepared to set +out in compliance with it, he rose and took his lady's hand, and +between them they placed her upon the mule. Don Quixote then mounted +Rocinante, and the barber settled himself on his beast, Sancho being +left to go on foot, which made him feel anew the loss of his Dapple, +finding the want of him now. But he bore all with cheerfulness, +being persuaded that his master had now fairly started and was just on +the point of becoming an emperor; for he felt no doubt at all that +he would marry this princess, and be king of Micomicon at least. The +only thing that troubled him was the reflection that this kingdom +was in the land of the blacks, and that the people they would give him +for vassals would be all black; but for this he soon found a remedy in +his fancy, and said he to himself, "What is it to me if my vassals are +blacks? What more have I to do than make a cargo of them and carry +them to Spain, where I can sell them and get ready money for them, and +with it buy some title or some office in which to live at ease all the +days of my life? Not unless you go to sleep and haven't the wit or +skill to turn things to account and sell three, six, or ten thousand +vassals while you would be talking about it! By God I will stir them +up, big and little, or as best I can, and let them be ever so black +I'll turn them into white or yellow. Come, come, what a fool I am!" +And so he jogged on, so occupied with his thoughts and easy in his +mind that he forgot all about the hardship of travelling on foot.</p> + +<p>Cardenio and the curate were watching all this from among some +bushes, not knowing how to join company with the others; but the +curate, who was very fertile in devices, soon hit upon a way of +effecting their purpose, and with a pair of scissors he had in a +case he quickly cut off Cardenio's beard, and putting on him a grey +jerkin of his own he gave him a black cloak, leaving himself in his +breeches and doublet, while Cardenio's appearance was so different +from what it had been that he would not have known himself had he seen +himself in a mirror. Having effected this, although the others had +gone on ahead while they were disguising themselves, they easily +came out on the high road before them, for the brambles and awkward +places they encountered did not allow those on horseback to go as fast +as those on foot. They then posted themselves on the level ground at +the outlet of the Sierra, and as soon as Don Quixote and his +companions emerged from it the curate began to examine him very +deliberately, as though he were striving to recognise him, and after +having stared at him for some time he hastened towards him with open +arms exclaiming, "A happy meeting with the mirror of chivalry, my +worthy compatriot Don Quixote of La Mancha, the flower and cream of +high breeding, the protection and relief of the distressed, the +quintessence of knights-errant!" And so saying he clasped in his +arms the knee of Don Quixote's left leg. He, astonished at the +stranger's words and behaviour, looked at him attentively, and at +length recognised him, very much surprised to see him there, and +made great efforts to dismount. This, however, the curate would not +allow, on which Don Quixote said, "Permit me, senor licentiate, for it +is not fitting that I should be on horseback and so reverend a +person as your worship on foot."</p> + +<p>"On no account will I allow it," said the curate; "your mightiness +must remain on horseback, for it is on horseback you achieve the +greatest deeds and adventures that have been beheld in our age; as for +me, an unworthy priest, it will serve me well enough to mount on the +haunches of one of the mules of these gentlefolk who accompany your +worship, if they have no objection, and I will fancy I am mounted on +the steed Pegasus, or on the zebra or charger that bore the famous +Moor, Muzaraque, who to this day lies enchanted in the great hill of +Zulema, a little distance from the great Complutum."</p> + +<p>"Nor even that will I consent to, senor licentiate," answered Don +Quixote, "and I know it will be the good pleasure of my lady the +princess, out of love for me, to order her squire to give up the +saddle of his mule to your worship, and he can sit behind if the beast +will bear it."</p> + +<p>"It will, I am sure," said the princess, "and I am sure, too, that I +need not order my squire, for he is too courteous and considerate to +allow a Churchman to go on foot when he might be mounted."</p> + +<p>"That he is," said the barber, and at once alighting, he offered his +saddle to the curate, who accepted it without much entreaty; but +unfortunately as the barber was mounting behind, the mule, being as it +happened a hired one, which is the same thing as saying +ill-conditioned, lifted its hind hoofs and let fly a couple of kicks +in the air, which would have made Master Nicholas wish his +expedition in quest of Don Quixote at the devil had they caught him on +the breast or head. As it was, they so took him by surprise that he +came to the ground, giving so little heed to his beard that it fell +off, and all he could do when he found himself without it was to cover +his face hastily with both his hands and moan that his teeth were +knocked out. Don Quixote when he saw all that bundle of beard +detached, without jaws or blood, from the face of the fallen squire, +exclaimed:</p> + +<p>"By the living God, but this is a great miracle! it has knocked +off and plucked away the beard from his face as if it had been +shaved off designedly."</p> + +<p>The curate, seeing the danger of discovery that threatened his +scheme, at once pounced upon the beard and hastened with it to where +Master Nicholas lay, still uttering moans, and drawing his head to his +breast had it on in an instant, muttering over him some words which he +said were a certain special charm for sticking on beards, as they +would see; and as soon as he had it fixed he left him, and the +squire appeared well bearded and whole as before, whereat Don +Quixote was beyond measure astonished, and begged the curate to +teach him that charm when he had an opportunity, as he was persuaded +its virtue must extend beyond the sticking on of beards, for it was +clear that where the beard had been stripped off the flesh must have +remained torn and lacerated, and when it could heal all that it must +be good for more than beards.</p> + +<p>"And so it is," said the curate, and he promised to teach it to +him on the first opportunity. They then agreed that for the present +the curate should mount, and that the three should ride by turns until +they reached the inn, which might be about six leagues from where they +were.</p> + +<p>Three then being mounted, that is to say, Don Quixote, the princess, +and the curate, and three on foot, Cardenio, the barber, and Sancho +Panza, Don Quixote said to the damsel:</p> + +<p>"Let your highness, lady, lead on whithersoever is most pleasing +to you;" but before she could answer the licentiate said:</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c29d"></a><img alt="c29d.jpg (345K)" src="images/c29d.jpg" height="818" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c29d.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>"Towards what kingdom would your ladyship direct our course? Is it +perchance towards that of Micomicon? It must be, or else I know little +about kingdoms."</p> + +<p>She, being ready on all points, understood that she was to answer +"Yes," so she said "Yes, senor, my way lies towards that kingdom."</p> + +<p>"In that case," said the curate, "we must pass right through my +village, and there your worship will take the road to Cartagena, where +you will be able to embark, fortune favouring; and if the wind be fair +and the sea smooth and tranquil, in somewhat less than nine years +you may come in sight of the great lake Meona, I mean Meotides, +which is little more than a hundred days' journey this side of your +highness's kingdom."</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c29e"></a><img alt="c29e.jpg (318K)" src="images/c29e.jpg" height="819" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c29e.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"Your worship is mistaken, senor," said she; "for it is not two +years since I set out from it, and though I never had good weather, +nevertheless I am here to behold what I so longed for, and that is +my lord Don Quixote of La Mancha, whose fame came to my ears as soon +as I set foot in Spain and impelled me to go in search of him, to +commend myself to his courtesy, and entrust the justice of my cause to +the might of his invincible arm."</p> + +<p>"Enough; no more praise," said Don Quixote at this, "for I hate +all flattery; and though this may not be so, still language of the +kind is offensive to my chaste ears. I will only say, senora, that +whether it has might or not, that which it may or may not have shall +be devoted to your service even to death; and now, leaving this to its +proper season, I would ask the senor licentiate to tell me what it +is that has brought him into these parts, alone, unattended, and so +lightly clad that I am filled with amazement."</p> + +<p>"I will answer that briefly," replied the curate; "you must know +then, Senor Don Quixote, that Master Nicholas, our friend and +barber, and I were going to Seville to receive some money that a +relative of mine who went to the Indies many years ago had sent me, +and not such a small sum but that it was over sixty thousand pieces of +eight, full weight, which is something; and passing by this place +yesterday we were attacked by four footpads, who stripped us even to +our beards, and them they stripped off so that the barber found it +necessary to put on a false one, and even this young man +here"—pointing to Cardenio—"they completely transformed. But the best of it +is, the story goes in the neighbourhood that those who attacked us +belong to a number of galley slaves who, they say, were set free +almost on the very same spot by a man of such valour that, in spite of +the commissary and of the guards, he released the whole of them; and +beyond all doubt he must have been out of his senses, or he must be as +great a scoundrel as they, or some man without heart or conscience +to let the wolf loose among the sheep, the fox among the hens, the fly +among the honey. He has defrauded justice, and opposed his king and +lawful master, for he opposed his just commands; he has, I say, robbed +the galleys of their feet, stirred up the Holy Brotherhood which for +many years past has been quiet, and, lastly, has done a deed by +which his soul may be lost without any gain to his body." Sancho had +told the curate and the barber of the adventure of the galley +slaves, which, so much to his glory, his master had achieved, and +hence the curate in alluding to it made the most of it to see what +would be said or done by Don Quixote; who changed colour at every +word, not daring to say that it was he who had been the liberator of +those worthy people. "These, then," said the curate, "were they who +robbed us; and God in his mercy pardon him who would not let them go +to the punishment they deserved."</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c29f"></a><img alt="c29f.jpg (53K)" src="images/c29f.jpg" height="443" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c29f.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> + + +<br> +<br> + + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p10.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p12.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p12.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p12.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a75a750 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p12.htm @@ -0,0 +1,1262 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 12.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p11.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p13.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 12. +<br><br> +Chapters 30-32 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation--they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch30">CHAPTER XXX</a> +WHICH TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, +WITH OTHER MATTERS PLEASANT AND AMUSING + +<a href="#ch31">CHAPTER XXXI</a> +OF THE DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND +SANCHO PANZA, HIS SQUIRE, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + +<a href="#ch32">CHAPTER XXXII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN + + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch30"></a>CHAPTER XXX.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER +MATTERS PLEASANT AND AMUSING +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c30a"></a><img alt="c30a.jpg (147K)" src="images/c30a.jpg" height="408" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c30a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The curate had hardly ceased speaking, when Sancho said, "In +faith, then, senor licentiate, he who did that deed was my master; and +it was not for want of my telling him beforehand and warning him to +mind what he was about, and that it was a sin to set them at +liberty, as they were all on the march there because they were special +scoundrels."</p> + +<p>"Blockhead!" said Don Quixote at this, "it is no business or concern +of knights-errant to inquire whether any persons in affliction, in +chains, or oppressed that they may meet on the high roads go that +way and suffer as they do because of their faults or because of +their misfortunes. It only concerns them to aid them as persons in +need of help, having regard to their sufferings and not to their +rascalities. I encountered a chaplet or string of miserable and +unfortunate people, and did for them what my sense of duty demands +of me, and as for the rest be that as it may; and whoever takes +objection to it, saving the sacred dignity of the senor licentiate and +his honoured person, I say he knows little about chivalry and lies +like a whoreson villain, and this I will give him to know to the +fullest extent with my sword;" and so saying he settled himself in his +stirrups and pressed down his morion; for the barber's basin, which +according to him was Mambrino's helmet, he carried hanging at the +saddle-bow until he could repair the damage done to it by the galley +slaves.</p> + +<p>Dorothea, who was shrewd and sprightly, and by this time +thoroughly understood Don Quixote's crazy turn, and that all except +Sancho Panza were making game of him, not to be behind the rest said +to him, on observing his irritation, "Sir Knight, remember the boon +you have promised me, and that in accordance with it you must not +engage in any other adventure, be it ever so pressing; calm +yourself, for if the licentiate had known that the galley slaves had +been set free by that unconquered arm he would have stopped his +mouth thrice over, or even bitten his tongue three times before he +would have said a word that tended towards disrespect of your +worship."</p> + +<p>"That I swear heartily," said the curate, "and I would have even +plucked off a moustache."</p> + +<p>"I will hold my peace, senora," said Don Quixote, "and I will curb +the natural anger that had arisen in my breast, and will proceed in +peace and quietness until I have fulfilled my promise; but in return +for this consideration I entreat you to tell me, if you have no +objection to do so, what is the nature of your trouble, and how +many, who, and what are the persons of whom I am to require due +satisfaction, and on whom I am to take vengeance on your behalf?"</p> + +<p>"That I will do with all my heart," replied Dorothea, "if it will +not be wearisome to you to hear of miseries and misfortunes."</p> + +<p>"It will not be wearisome, senora," said Don Quixote; to which +Dorothea replied, "Well, if that be so, give me your attention." As +soon as she said this, Cardenio and the barber drew close to her side, +eager to hear what sort of story the quick-witted Dorothea would +invent for herself; and Sancho did the same, for he was as much +taken in by her as his master; and she having settled herself +comfortably in the saddle, and with the help of coughing and other +preliminaries taken time to think, began with great sprightliness of +manner in this fashion.</p> + +<p>"First of all, I would have you know, sirs, that my name is-" and +here she stopped for a moment, for she forgot the name the curate +had given her; but he came to her relief, seeing what her difficulty +was, and said, "It is no wonder, senora, that your highness should +be confused and embarrassed in telling the tale of your misfortunes; +for such afflictions often have the effect of depriving the +sufferers of memory, so that they do not even remember their own +names, as is the case now with your ladyship, who has forgotten that +she is called the Princess Micomicona, lawful heiress of the great +kingdom of Micomicon; and with this cue your highness may now recall +to your sorrowful recollection all you may wish to tell us."</p> + +<p>"That is the truth," said the damsel; "but I think from this on I +shall have no need of any prompting, and I shall bring my true story +safe into port, and here it is. The king my father, who was called +Tinacrio the Sapient, was very learned in what they call magic arts, +and became aware by his craft that my mother, who was called Queen +Jaramilla, was to die before he did, and that soon after he too was to +depart this life, and I was to be left an orphan without father or +mother. But all this, he declared, did not so much grieve or +distress him as his certain knowledge that a prodigious giant, the +lord of a great island close to our kingdom, Pandafilando of the Scowl +by name--for it is averred that, though his eyes are properly placed +and straight, he always looks askew as if he squinted, and this he +does out of malignity, to strike fear and terror into those he looks +at--that he knew, I say, that this giant on becoming aware of my +orphan condition would overrun my kingdom with a mighty force and +strip me of all, not leaving me even a small village to shelter me; +but that I could avoid all this ruin and misfortune if I were +willing to marry him; however, as far as he could see, he never +expected that I would consent to a marriage so unequal; and he said no +more than the truth in this, for it has never entered my mind to marry +that giant, or any other, let him be ever so great or enormous. My +father said, too, that when he was dead, and I saw Pandafilando +about to invade my kingdom, I was not to wait and attempt to defend +myself, for that would be destructive to me, but that I should leave +the kingdom entirely open to him if I wished to avoid the death and +total destruction of my good and loyal vassals, for there would be +no possibility of defending myself against the giant's devilish power; +and that I should at once with some of my followers set out for Spain, +where I should obtain relief in my distress on finding a certain +knight-errant whose fame by that time would extend over the whole +kingdom, and who would be called, if I remember rightly, Don Azote +or Don Gigote."</p> + +<p>"'Don Quixote,' he must have said, senora," observed Sancho at this, +"otherwise called the Knight of the Rueful Countenance."</p> + +<p>"That is it," said Dorothea; "he said, moreover, that he would be +tall of stature and lank featured; and that on his right side under +the left shoulder, or thereabouts, he would have a grey mole with +hairs like bristles."</p> + +<p>On hearing this, Don Quixote said to his squire, "Here, Sancho my +son, bear a hand and help me to strip, for I want to see if I am the +knight that sage king foretold."</p> + +<p>"What does your worship want to strip for?" said Dorothea.</p> + +<p>"To see if I have that mole your father spoke of," answered Don +Quixote.</p> + +<p>"There is no occasion to strip," said Sancho; "for I know your +worship has just such a mole on the middle of your backbone, which +is the mark of a strong man."</p> + +<p>"That is enough," said Dorothea, "for with friends we must not +look too closely into trifles; and whether it be on the shoulder or on +the backbone matters little; it is enough if there is a mole, be it +where it may, for it is all the same flesh; no doubt my good father +hit the truth in every particular, and I have made a lucky hit in +commending myself to Don Quixote; for he is the one my father spoke +of, as the features of his countenance correspond with those +assigned to this knight by that wide fame he has acquired not only +in Spain but in all La Mancha; for I had scarcely landed at Osuna when +I heard such accounts of his achievements, that at once my heart +told me he was the very one I had come in search of."</p> + +<p>"But how did you land at Osuna, senora," asked Don Quixote, "when it +is not a seaport?"</p> + +<p>But before Dorothea could reply the curate anticipated her, +saying, "The princess meant to say that after she had landed at Malaga +the first place where she heard of your worship was Osuna."</p> + +<p>"That is what I meant to say," said Dorothea.</p> + +<p>"And that would be only natural," said the curate. "Will your +majesty please proceed?"</p> + +<p>"There is no more to add," said Dorothea, "save that in finding +Don Quixote I have had such good fortune, that I already reckon and +regard myself queen and mistress of my entire dominions, since of +his courtesy and magnanimity he has granted me the boon of +accompanying me whithersoever I may conduct him, which will be only to +bring him face to face with Pandafilando of the Scowl, that he may +slay him and restore to me what has been unjustly usurped by him: +for all this must come to pass satisfactorily since my good father +Tinacrio the Sapient foretold it, who likewise left it declared in +writing in Chaldee or Greek characters (for I cannot read them), +that if this predicted knight, after having cut the giant's throat, +should be disposed to marry me I was to offer myself at once without +demur as his lawful wife, and yield him possession of my kingdom +together with my person."</p> + +<p>"What thinkest thou now, friend Sancho?" said Don Quixote at this. +"Hearest thou that? Did I not tell thee so? See how we have already +got a kingdom to govern and a queen to marry!"</p> + +<p>"On my oath it is so," said Sancho; "and foul fortune to him who +won't marry after slitting Senor Pandahilado's windpipe! And then, how +illfavoured the queen is! I wish the fleas in my bed were that sort!"</p> + +<p>And so saying he cut a couple of capers in the air with every sign +of extreme satisfaction, and then ran to seize the bridle of +Dorothea's mule, and checking it fell on his knees before her, begging +her to give him her hand to kiss in token of his acknowledgment of her +as his queen and mistress. Which of the bystanders could have helped +laughing to see the madness of the master and the simplicity of the +servant? Dorothea therefore gave her hand, and promised to make him +a great lord in her kingdom, when Heaven should be so good as to +permit her to recover and enjoy it, for which Sancho returned thanks +in words that set them all laughing again.</p> + +<p>"This, sirs," continued Dorothea, "is my story; it only remains to +tell you that of all the attendants I took with me from my kingdom I +have none left except this well-bearded squire, for all were drowned +in a great tempest we encountered when in sight of port; and he and +I came to land on a couple of planks as if by a miracle; and indeed +the whole course of my life is a miracle and a mystery as you may have +observed; and if I have been over minute in any respect or not as +precise as I ought, let it be accounted for by what the licentiate +said at the beginning of my tale, that constant and excessive troubles +deprive the sufferers of their memory."</p> + +<p>"They shall not deprive me of mine, exalted and worthy princess," +said Don Quixote, "however great and unexampled those which I shall +endure in your service may be; and here I confirm anew the boon I have +promised you, and I swear to go with you to the end of the world until +I find myself in the presence of your fierce enemy, whose haughty head +I trust by the aid of my arm to cut off with the edge of this--I +will not say good sword, thanks to Gines de Pasamonte who carried away +mine"--(this he said between his teeth, and then continued), "and when +it has been cut off and you have been put in peaceful possession of +your realm it shall be left to your own decision to dispose of your +person as may be most pleasing to you; for so long as my memory is +occupied, my will enslaved, and my understanding enthralled by +her--I say no more--it is impossible for me for a moment to contemplate +marriage, even with a Phoenix."</p> + +<p>The last words of his master about not wanting to marry were so +disagreeable to Sancho that raising his voice he exclaimed with +great irritation:</p> + +<p>"By my oath, Senor Don Quixote, you are not in your right senses; +for how can your worship possibly object to marrying such an exalted +princess as this? Do you think Fortune will offer you behind every +stone such a piece of luck as is offered you now? Is my lady +Dulcinea fairer, perchance? Not she; nor half as fair; and I will even +go so far as to say she does not come up to the shoe of this one here. +A poor chance I have of getting that county I am waiting for if your +worship goes looking for dainties in the bottom of the sea. In the +devil's name, marry, marry, and take this kingdom that comes to hand +without any trouble, and when you are king make me a marquis or +governor of a province, and for the rest let the devil take it all."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote, when he heard such blasphemies uttered against his lady +Dulcinea, could not endure it, and lifting his pike, without saying +anything to Sancho or uttering a word, he gave him two such thwacks +that he brought him to the ground; and had it not been that Dorothea +cried out to him to spare him he would have no doubt taken his life on +the spot.</p> + +<p>"Do you think," he said to him after a pause, "you scurvy clown, +that you are to be always interfering with me, and that you are to +be always offending and I always pardoning? Don't fancy it, impious +scoundrel, for that beyond a doubt thou art, since thou hast set thy +tongue going against the peerless Dulcinea. Know you not, lout, +vagabond, beggar, that were it not for the might that she infuses into +my arm I should not have strength enough to kill a flea? Say, +scoffer with a viper's tongue, what think you has won this kingdom and +cut off this giant's head and made you a marquis (for all this I count +as already accomplished and decided), but the might of Dulcinea, +employing my arm as the instrument of her achievements? She fights +in me and conquers in me, and I live and breathe in her, and owe my +life and being to her. O whoreson scoundrel, how ungrateful you are, +you see yourself raised from the dust of the earth to be a titled +lord, and the return you make for so great a benefit is to speak +evil of her who has conferred it upon you!"</p> + +<p>Sancho was not so stunned but that he heard all his master said, and +rising with some degree of nimbleness he ran to place himself behind +Dorothea's palfrey, and from that position he said to his master:</p> + +<p>"Tell me, senor; if your worship is resolved not to marry this great +princess, it is plain the kingdom will not be yours; and not being so, +how can you bestow favours upon me? That is what I complain of. Let +your worship at any rate marry this queen, now that we have got her +here as if showered down from heaven, and afterwards you may go back +to my lady Dulcinea; for there must have been kings in the world who +kept mistresses. As to beauty, I have nothing to do with it; and if +the truth is to be told, I like them both; though I have never seen +the lady Dulcinea."</p> + +<p>"How! never seen her, blasphemous traitor!" exclaimed Don Quixote; +"hast thou not just now brought me a message from her?"</p> + +<p>"I mean," said Sancho, "that I did not see her so much at my leisure +that I could take particular notice of her beauty, or of her charms +piecemeal; but taken in the lump I like her."</p> + +<p>"Now I forgive thee," said Don Quixote; "and do thou forgive me +the injury I have done thee; for our first impulses are not in our +control."</p> + +<p>"That I see," replied Sancho, "and with me the wish to speak is +always the first impulse, and I cannot help saying, once at any +rate, what I have on the tip of my tongue."</p> + +<p>"For all that, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "take heed of what thou +sayest, for the pitcher goes so often to the well--I need say no +more to thee."</p> + +<p>"Well, well," said Sancho, "God is in heaven, and sees all tricks, +and will judge who does most harm, I in not speaking right, or your +worship in not doing it."</p> + +<p>"That is enough," said Dorothea; "run, Sancho, and kiss your +lord's hand and beg his pardon, and henceforward be more circumspect +with your praise and abuse; and say nothing in disparagement of that +lady Toboso, of whom I know nothing save that I am her servant; and +put your trust in God, for you will not fail to obtain some dignity so +as to live like a prince."</p> + +<p>Sancho advanced hanging his head and begged his master's hand, which +Don Quixote with dignity presented to him, giving him his blessing +as soon as he had kissed it; he then bade him go on ahead a little, as +he had questions to ask him and matters of great importance to discuss +with him. Sancho obeyed, and when the two had gone some distance in +advance Don Quixote said to him, "Since thy return I have had no +opportunity or time to ask thee many particulars touching thy +mission and the answer thou hast brought back, and now that chance has +granted us the time and opportunity, deny me not the happiness thou +canst give me by such good news."</p> + +<p>"Let your worship ask what you will," answered Sancho, "for I +shall find a way out of all as as I found a way in; but I implore you, +senor, not not to be so revengeful in future."</p> + +<p>"Why dost thou say that, Sancho?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"I say it," he returned, "because those blows just now were more +because of the quarrel the devil stirred up between us both the +other night, than for what I said against my lady Dulcinea, whom I +love and reverence as I would a relic--though there is nothing of that +about her--merely as something belonging to your worship."</p> + +<p>"Say no more on that subject for thy life, Sancho," said Don +Quixote, "for it is displeasing to me; I have already pardoned thee +for that, and thou knowest the common saying, 'for a fresh sin a fresh +penance.'"</p> + +<p>While this was going on they saw coming along the road they were +following a man mounted on an ass, who when he came close seemed to be +a gipsy; but Sancho Panza, whose eyes and heart were there wherever he +saw asses, no sooner beheld the man than he knew him to be Gines de +Pasamonte; and by the thread of the gipsy he got at the ball, his ass, +for it was, in fact, Dapple that carried Pasamonte, who to escape +recognition and to sell the ass had disguised himself as a gipsy, +being able to speak the gipsy language, and many more, as well as if +they were his own. Sancho saw him and recognised him, and the +instant he did so he shouted to him, "Ginesillo, you thief, give up my +treasure, release my life, embarrass thyself not with my repose, +quit my ass, leave my delight, be off, rip, get thee gone, thief, +and give up what is not thine."</p> + +<p>There was no necessity for so many words or objurgations, for at the +first one Gines jumped down, and at a like racing speed made off and +got clear of them all. Sancho hastened to his Dapple, and embracing +him he said, "How hast thou fared, my blessing, Dapple of my eyes, +my comrade?" all the while kissing him and caressing him as if he were +a human being. The ass held his peace, and let himself be kissed and +caressed by Sancho without answering a single word. They all came up +and congratulated him on having found Dapple, Don Quixote +especially, who told him that notwithstanding this he would not cancel +the order for the three ass-colts, for which Sancho thanked him.</p> + +<p>While the two had been going along conversing in this fashion, the +curate observed to Dorothea that she had shown great cleverness, as +well in the story itself as in its conciseness, and the resemblance it +bore to those of the books of chivalry. She said that she had many +times amused herself reading them; but that she did not know the +situation of the provinces or seaports, and so she had said at +haphazard that she had landed at Osuna.</p> + +<p>"So I saw," said the curate, "and for that reason I made haste to +say what I did, by which it was all set right. But is it not a strange +thing to see how readily this unhappy gentleman believes all these +figments and lies, simply because they are in the style and manner +of the absurdities of his books?"</p> + +<p>"So it is," said Cardenio; "and so uncommon and unexampled, that +were one to attempt to invent and concoct it in fiction, I doubt if +there be any wit keen enough to imagine it."</p> + +<p>"But another strange thing about it," said the curate, "is that, +apart from the silly things which this worthy gentleman says in +connection with his craze, when other subjects are dealt with, he +can discuss them in a perfectly rational manner, showing that his mind +is quite clear and composed; so that, provided his chivalry is not +touched upon, no one would take him to be anything but a man of +thoroughly sound understanding."</p> + +<p>While they were holding this conversation Don Quixote continued +his with Sancho, saying:</p> + +<p>"Friend Panza, let us forgive and forget as to our quarrels, and +tell me now, dismissing anger and irritation, where, how, and when +didst thou find Dulcinea? What was she doing? What didst thou say to +her? What did she answer? How did she look when she was reading my +letter? Who copied it out for thee? and everything in the matter +that seems to thee worth knowing, asking, and learning; neither adding +nor falsifying to give me pleasure, nor yet curtailing lest you should +deprive me of it."</p> + +<p>"Senor," replied Sancho, "if the truth is to be told, nobody +copied out the letter for me, for I carried no letter at all."</p> + +<p>"It is as thou sayest," said Don Quixote, "for the note-book in +which I wrote it I found in my own possession two days after thy +departure, which gave me very great vexation, as I knew not what +thou wouldst do on finding thyself without any letter; and I made sure +thou wouldst return from the place where thou didst first miss it."</p> + +<p>"So I should have done," said Sancho, "if I had not got it by +heart when your worship read it to me, so that I repeated it to a +sacristan, who copied it out for me from hearing it, so exactly that +he said in all the days of his life, though he had read many a +letter of excommunication, he had never seen or read so pretty a +letter as that."</p> + +<p>"And hast thou got it still in thy memory, Sancho?" said Don +Quixote.</p> + +<p>"No, senor," replied Sancho, "for as soon as I had repeated it, +seeing there was no further use for it, I set about forgetting it; and +if I recollect any of it, it is that about 'Scrubbing,'I mean to say +'Sovereign Lady,' and the end 'Yours till death, the Knight of the +Rueful Countenance;' and between these two I put into it more than +three hundred 'my souls' and 'my life's' and 'my eyes."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c30e"></a><img alt="c30e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c30e.jpg" height="297" width="325"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch31"></a>CHAPTER XXXI.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA, +HIS SQUIRE, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c31a"></a><img alt="c31a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c31a.jpg" height="441" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c31a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"All that is not unsatisfactory to me," said Don Quixote. "Go on; +thou didst reach her; and what was that queen of beauty doing? +Surely thou didst find her stringing pearls, or embroidering some +device in gold thread for this her enslaved knight."</p> + +<p>"I did not," said Sancho, "but I found her winnowing two bushels +of wheat in the yard of her house."</p> + +<p>"Then depend upon it," said Don Quixote, "the grains of that wheat +were pearls when touched by her hands; and didst thou look, friend? +was it white wheat or brown?"</p> + +<p>"It was neither, but red," said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"Then I promise thee," said Don Quixote, "that, winnowed by her +hands, beyond a doubt the bread it made was of the whitest; but go on; +when thou gavest her my letter, did she kiss it? Did she place it on +her head? Did she perform any ceremony befitting it, or what did she +do?"</p> + +<p>"When I went to give it to her," replied Sancho, "she was hard at it +swaying from side to side with a lot of wheat she had in the sieve, +and she said to me, 'Lay the letter, friend, on the top of that +sack, for I cannot read it until I have done sifting all this."</p> + +<p>"Discreet lady!" said Don Quixote; "that was in order to read it +at her leisure and enjoy it; proceed, Sancho; while she was engaged in +her occupation what converse did she hold with thee? What did she +ask about me, and what answer didst thou give? Make haste; tell me +all, and let not an atom be left behind in the ink-bottle."</p> + +<p>"She asked me nothing," said Sancho; "but I told her how your +worship was left doing penance in her service, naked from the waist +up, in among these mountains like a savage, sleeping on the ground, +not eating bread off a tablecloth nor combing your beard, weeping +and cursing your fortune."</p> + +<p>"In saying I cursed my fortune thou saidst wrong," said Don Quixote; +"for rather do I bless it and shall bless it all the days of my life +for having made me worthy of aspiring to love so lofty a lady as +Dulcinea del Toboso."</p> + +<p>"And so lofty she is," said Sancho, "that she overtops me by more +than a hand's-breadth."</p> + +<p>"What! Sancho," said Don Quixote, "didst thou measure with her?"</p> + +<p>"I measured in this way," said Sancho; "going to help her to put a +sack of wheat on the back of an ass, we came so close together that +I could see she stood more than a good palm over me."</p> + +<p>"Well!" said Don Quixote, "and doth she not of a truth accompany and +adorn this greatness with a thousand million charms of mind! But one +thing thou wilt not deny, Sancho; when thou camest close to her +didst thou not perceive a Sabaean odour, an aromatic fragrance, a, I +know not what, delicious, that I cannot find a name for; I mean a +redolence, an exhalation, as if thou wert in the shop of some dainty +glover?"</p> + +<p>"All I can say is," said Sancho, "that I did perceive a little +odour, something goaty; it must have been that she was all in a +sweat with hard work."</p> + +<p>"It could not be that," said Don Quixote, "but thou must have been +suffering from cold in the head, or must have smelt thyself; for I +know well what would be the scent of that rose among thorns, that lily +of the field, that dissolved amber."</p> + +<p>"Maybe so," replied Sancho; "there often comes from myself that same +odour which then seemed to me to come from her grace the lady +Dulcinea; but that's no wonder, for one devil is like another."</p> + +<p>"Well then," continued Don Quixote, "now she has done sifting the +corn and sent it to the mill; what did she do when she read the +letter?"</p> + +<p>"As for the letter," said Sancho, "she did not read it, for she said +she could neither read nor write; instead of that she tore it up +into small pieces, saying that she did not want to let anyone read +it lest her secrets should become known in the village, and that +what I had told her by word of mouth about the love your worship +bore her, and the extraordinary penance you were doing for her sake, +was enough; and, to make an end of it, she told me to tell your +worship that she kissed your hands, and that she had a greater +desire to see you than to write to you; and that therefore she +entreated and commanded you, on sight of this present, to come out +of these thickets, and to have done with carrying on absurdities, +and to set out at once for El Toboso, unless something else of greater +importance should happen, for she had a great desire to see your +worship. She laughed greatly when I told her how your worship was +called The Knight of the Rueful Countenance; I asked her if that +Biscayan the other day had been there; and she told me he had, and +that he was an honest fellow; I asked her too about the galley slaves, +but she said she had not seen any as yet."</p> + +<p>"So far all goes well," said Don Quixote; "but tell me what jewel +was it that she gave thee on taking thy leave, in return for thy +tidings of me? For it is a usual and ancient custom with knights and +ladies errant to give the squires, damsels, or dwarfs who bring +tidings of their ladies to the knights, or of their knights to the +ladies, some rich jewel as a guerdon for good news,' and +acknowledgment of the message."</p> + +<p>"That is very likely," said Sancho, "and a good custom it was, to my +mind; but that must have been in days gone by, for now it would seem +to be the custom only to give a piece of bread and cheese; because +that was what my lady Dulcinea gave me over the top of the yard-wall +when I took leave of her; and more by token it was sheep's-milk +cheese."</p> + +<p>"She is generous in the extreme," said Don Quixote, "and if she +did not give thee a jewel of gold, no doubt it must have been +because she had not one to hand there to give thee; but sleeves are +good after Easter; I shall see her and all shall be made right. But +knowest thou what amazes me, Sancho? It seems to me thou must have +gone and come through the air, for thou hast taken but little more +than three days to go to El Toboso and return, though it is more +than thirty leagues from here to there. From which I am inclined to +think that the sage magician who is my friend, and watches over my +interests (for of necessity there is and must be one, or else I should +not be a right knight-errant), that this same, I say, must have helped +thee to travel without thy knowledge; for some of these sages will +catch up a knight-errant sleeping in his bed, and without his +knowing how or in what way it happened, he wakes up the next day +more than a thousand leagues away from the place where he went to +sleep. And if it were not for this, knights-errant would not be able +to give aid to one another in peril, as they do at every turn. For a +knight, maybe, is fighting in the mountains of Armenia with some +dragon, or fierce serpent, or another knight, and gets the worst of +the battle, and is at the point of death; but when he least looks +for it, there appears over against him on a cloud, or chariot of fire, +another knight, a friend of his, who just before had been in +England, and who takes his part, and delivers him from death; and at +night he finds himself in his own quarters supping very much to his +satisfaction; and yet from one place to the other will have been two +or three thousand leagues. And all this is done by the craft and skill +of the sage enchanters who take care of those valiant knights; so +that, friend Sancho, I find no difficulty in believing that thou +mayest have gone from this place to El Toboso and returned in such a +short time, since, as I have said, some friendly sage must have +carried thee through the air without thee perceiving it."</p> + +<p>"That must have been it," said Sancho, "for indeed Rocinante went +like a gipsy's ass with quicksilver in his ears."</p> + +<p>"Quicksilver!" said Don Quixote, "aye and what is more, a legion +of devils, folk that can travel and make others travel without being +weary, exactly as the whim seizes them. But putting this aside, what +thinkest thou I ought to do about my lady's command to go and see her? +For though I feel that I am bound to obey her mandate, I feel too that +I am debarred by the boon I have accorded to the princess that +accompanies us, and the law of chivalry compels me to have regard +for my word in preference to my inclination; on the one hand the +desire to see my lady pursues and harasses me, on the other my +solemn promise and the glory I shall win in this enterprise urge and +call me; but what I think I shall do is to travel with all speed and +reach quickly the place where this giant is, and on my arrival I shall +cut off his head, and establish the princess peacefully in her +realm, and forthwith I shall return to behold the light that +lightens my senses, to whom I shall make such excuses that she will be +led to approve of my delay, for she will see that it entirely tends to +increase her glory and fame; for all that I have won, am winning, or +shall win by arms in this life, comes to me of the favour she +extends to me, and because I am hers."</p> + +<p>"Ah! what a sad state your worship's brains are in!" said Sancho. +"Tell me, senor, do you mean to travel all that way for nothing, and +to let slip and lose so rich and great a match as this where they give +as a portion a kingdom that in sober truth I have heard say is more +than twenty thousand leagues round about, and abounds with all +things necessary to support human life, and is bigger than Portugal +and Castile put together? Peace, for the love of God! Blush for what +you have said, and take my advice, and forgive me, and marry at once +in the first village where there is a curate; if not, here is our +licentiate who will do the business beautifully; remember, I am old +enough to give advice, and this I am giving comes pat to the +purpose; for a sparrow in the hand is better than a vulture on the +wing, and he who has the good to his hand and chooses the bad, that +the good he complains of may not come to him."</p> + +<p>"Look here, Sancho," said Don Quixote. "If thou art advising me to +marry, in order that immediately on slaying the giant I may become +king, and be able to confer favours on thee, and give thee what I have +promised, let me tell thee I shall be able very easily to satisfy +thy desires without marrying; for before going into battle I will make +it a stipulation that, if I come out of it victorious, even I do not +marry, they shall give me a portion portion of the kingdom, that I may +bestow it upon whomsoever I choose, and when they give it to me upon +whom wouldst thou have me bestow it but upon thee?"</p> + +<p>"That is plain speaking," said Sancho; "but let your worship take +care to choose it on the seacoast, so that if I don't like the life, I +may be able to ship off my black vassals and deal with them as I +have said; don't mind going to see my lady Dulcinea now, but go and +kill this giant and let us finish off this business; for by God it +strikes me it will be one of great honour and great profit."</p> + +<p>"I hold thou art in the right of it, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and +I will take thy advice as to accompanying the princess before going to +see Dulcinea; but I counsel thee not to say anything to any one, or to +those who are with us, about what we have considered and discussed, +for as Dulcinea is so decorous that she does not wish her thoughts +to be known it is not right that I or anyone for me should disclose +them."</p> + +<p>"Well then, if that be so," said Sancho, "how is it that your +worship makes all those you overcome by your arm go to present +themselves before my lady Dulcinea, this being the same thing as +signing your name to it that you love her and are her lover? And as +those who go must perforce kneel before her and say they come from +your worship to submit themselves to her, how can the thoughts of both +of you be hid?"</p> + +<p>"O, how silly and simple thou art!" said Don Quixote; "seest thou +not, Sancho, that this tends to her greater exaltation? For thou +must know that according to our way of thinking in chivalry, it is a +high honour to a lady to have many knights-errant in her service, +whose thoughts never go beyond serving her for her own sake, and who +look for no other reward for their great and true devotion than that +she should be willing to accept them as her knights."</p> + +<p>"It is with that kind of love," said Sancho, "I have heard preachers +say we ought to love our Lord, for himself alone, without being +moved by the hope of glory or the fear of punishment; though for my +part, I would rather love and serve him for what he could do."</p> + +<p>"The devil take thee for a clown!" said Don Quixote, "and what +shrewd things thou sayest at times! One would think thou hadst +studied."</p> + +<p>"In faith, then, I cannot even read."</p> + +<p>Master Nicholas here called out to them to wait a while, as they +wanted to halt and drink at a little spring there was there. Don +Quixote drew up, not a little to the satisfaction of Sancho, for he +was by this time weary of telling so many lies, and in dread of his +master catching him tripping, for though he knew that Dulcinea was a +peasant girl of El Toboso, he had never seen her in all his life. +Cardenio had now put on the clothes which Dorothea was wearing when +they found her, and though they were not very good, they were far +better than those he put off. They dismounted together by the side +of the spring, and with what the curate had provided himself with at +the inn they appeased, though not very well, the keen appetite they +all of them brought with them.</p> + +<p>While they were so employed there happened to come by a youth +passing on his way, who stopping to examine the party at the spring, +the next moment ran to Don Quixote and clasping him round the legs, +began to weep freely, saying, "O, senor, do you not know me? Look at +me well; I am that lad Andres that your worship released from the +oak-tree where I was tied."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote recognised him, and taking his hand he turned to those +present and said: "That your worships may see how important it is to +have knights-errant to redress the wrongs and injuries done by +tyrannical and wicked men in this world, I may tell you that some days +ago passing through a wood, I heard cries and piteous complaints as of +a person in pain and distress; I immediately hastened, impelled by +my bounden duty, to the quarter whence the plaintive accents seemed to +me to proceed, and I found tied to an oak this lad who now stands +before you, which in my heart I rejoice at, for his testimony will not +permit me to depart from the truth in any particular. He was, I say, +tied to an oak, naked from the waist up, and a clown, whom I +afterwards found to be his master, was scarifying him by lashes with +the reins of his mare. As soon as I saw him I asked the reason of so +cruel a flagellation. The boor replied that he was flogging him +because he was his servant and because of carelessness that +proceeded rather from dishonesty than stupidity; on which this boy +said, 'Senor, he flogs me only because I ask for my wages.' The master +made I know not what speeches and explanations, which, though I +listened to them, I did not accept. In short, I compelled the clown to +unbind him, and to swear he would take him with him, and pay him +real by real, and perfumed into the bargain. Is not all this true, +Andres my son? Didst thou not mark with what authority I commanded +him, and with what humility he promised to do all I enjoined, +specified, and required of him? Answer without hesitation; tell +these gentlemen what took place, that they may see that it is as great +an advantage as I say to have knights-errant abroad."</p> + +<p>"All that your worship has said is quite true," answered the lad; +"but the end of the business turned out just the opposite of what your +worship supposes."</p> + +<p>"How! the opposite?" said Don Quixote; "did not the clown pay thee +then?"</p> + +<p>"Not only did he not pay me," replied the lad, "but as soon as +your worship had passed out of the wood and we were alone, he tied +me up again to the same oak and gave me a fresh flogging, that left me +like a flayed Saint Bartholomew; and every stroke he gave me he +followed up with some jest or gibe about having made a fool of your +worship, and but for the pain I was suffering I should have laughed at +the things he said. In short he left me in such a condition that I +have been until now in a hospital getting cured of the injuries +which that rascally clown inflicted on me then; for all which your +worship is to blame; for if you had gone your own way and not come +where there was no call for you, nor meddled in other people's +affairs, my master would have been content with giving me one or two +dozen lashes, and would have then loosed me and paid me what he owed +me; but when your worship abused him so out of measure, and gave him +so many hard words, his anger was kindled; and as he could not revenge +himself on you, as soon as he saw you had left him the storm burst +upon me in such a way, that I feel as if I should never be a man +again."</p> + +<p>"The mischief," said Don Quixote, "lay in my going away; for I +should not have gone until I had seen thee paid; because I ought to +have known well by long experience that there is no clown who will +keep his word if he finds it will not suit him to keep it; but thou +rememberest, Andres, that I swore if he did not pay thee I would go +and seek him, and find him though he were to hide himself in the +whale's belly."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said Andres; "but it was of no use."</p> + +<p>"Thou shalt see now whether it is of use or not," said Don +Quixote; and so saying, he got up hastily and bade Sancho bridle +Rocinante, who was browsing while they were eating. Dorothea asked him +what he meant to do. He replied that he meant to go in search of +this clown and chastise him for such iniquitous conduct, and see +Andres paid to the last maravedi, despite and in the teeth of all +the clowns in the world. To which she replied that he must remember +that in accordance with his promise he could not engage in any +enterprise until he had concluded hers; and that as he knew this +better than anyone, he should restrain his ardour until his return +from her kingdom.</p> + +<p>"That is true," said Don Quixote, "and Andres must have patience +until my return as you say, senora; but I once more swear and +promise not to stop until I have seen him avenged and paid."</p> + +<p>"I have no faith in those oaths," said Andres; "I would rather +have now something to help me to get to Seville than all the +revenges in the world; if you have here anything to eat that I can +take with me, give it me, and God be with your worship and all +knights-errant; and may their errands turn out as well for +themselves as they have for me."</p> + +<p>Sancho took out from his store a piece of bread and another of +cheese, and giving them to the lad he said, "Here, take this, +brother Andres, for we have all of us a share in your misfortune."</p> + +<p>"Why, what share have you got?"</p> + +<p>"This share of bread and cheese I am giving you," answered Sancho; +"and God knows whether I shall feel the want of it myself or not; +for I would have you know, friend, that we squires to knights-errant +have to bear a great deal of hunger and hard fortune, and even other +things more easily felt than told."</p> + +<p>Andres seized his bread and cheese, and seeing that nobody gave +him anything more, bent his head, and took hold of the road, as the +saying is. However, before leaving he said, "For the love of God, +sir knight-errant, if you ever meet me again, though you may see +them cutting me to pieces, give me no aid or succour, but leave me +to my misfortune, which will not be so great but that a greater will +come to me by being helped by your worship, on whom and all the +knights-errant that have ever been born God send his curse."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote was getting up to chastise him, but he took to his heels +at such a pace that no one attempted to follow him; and mightily +chapfallen was Don Quixote at Andres' story, and the others had to +take great care to restrain their laughter so as not to put him +entirely out of countenance.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c31e"></a><img alt="c31e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c31e.jpg" height="431" width="411"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch32"></a>CHAPTER XXXII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c32a"></a><img alt="c32a.jpg (132K)" src="images/c32a.jpg" height="418" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c32a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Their dainty repast being finished, they saddled at once, and +without any adventure worth mentioning they reached next day the +inn, the object of Sancho Panza's fear and dread; but though he +would have rather not entered it, there was no help for it. The +landlady, the landlord, their daughter, and Maritornes, when they +saw Don Quixote and Sancho coming, went out to welcome them with signs +of hearty satisfaction, which Don Quixote received with dignity and +gravity, and bade them make up a better bed for him than the last +time: to which the landlady replied that if he paid better than he did +the last time she would give him one fit for a prince. Don Quixote +said he would, so they made up a tolerable one for him in the same +garret as before; and he lay down at once, being sorely shaken and +in want of sleep.</p> + +<p>No sooner was the door shut upon him than the landlady made at the +barber, and seizing him by the beard, said:</p> + +<p>"By my faith you are not going to make a beard of my tail any +longer; you must give me back tail, for it is a shame the way that +thing of my husband's goes tossing about on the floor; I mean the comb +that I used to stick in my good tail."</p> + +<p>But for all she tugged at it the barber would not give it up until +the licentiate told him to let her have it, as there was now no +further occasion for that stratagem, because he might declare +himself and appear in his own character, and tell Don Quixote that +he had fled to this inn when those thieves the galley slaves robbed +him; and should he ask for the princess's squire, they could tell +him that she had sent him on before her to give notice to the people +of her kingdom that she was coming, and bringing with her the +deliverer of them all. On this the barber cheerfully restored the tail +to the landlady, and at the same time they returned all the +accessories they had borrowed to effect Don Quixote's deliverance. All +the people of the inn were struck with astonishment at the beauty of +Dorothea, and even at the comely figure of the shepherd Cardenio. +The curate made them get ready such fare as there was in the inn, +and the landlord, in hope of better payment, served them up a +tolerably good dinner. All this time Don Quixote was asleep, and +they thought it best not to waken him, as sleeping would now do him +more good than eating.</p> + +<p>While at dinner, the company consisting of the landlord, his wife, +their daughter, Maritornes, and all the travellers, they discussed the +strange craze of Don Quixote and the manner in which he had been +found; and the landlady told them what had taken place between him and +the carrier; and then, looking round to see if Sancho was there, +when she saw he was not, she gave them the whole story of his +blanketing, which they received with no little amusement. But on the +curate observing that it was the books of chivalry which Don Quixote +had read that had turned his brain, the landlord said:</p> + +<p>"I cannot understand how that can be, for in truth to my mind +there is no better reading in the world, and I have here two or +three of them, with other writings that are the very life, not only of +myself but of plenty more; for when it is harvest-time, the reapers +flock here on holidays, and there is always one among them who can +read and who takes up one of these books, and we gather round him, +thirty or more of us, and stay listening to him with a delight that +makes our grey hairs grow young again. At least I can say for myself +that when I hear of what furious and terrible blows the knights +deliver, I am seized with the longing to do the same, and I would like +to be hearing about them night and day."</p> + +<p>"And I just as much," said the landlady, "because I never have a +quiet moment in my house except when you are listening to some one +reading; for then you are so taken up that for the time being you +forget to scold."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said Maritornes; "and, faith, I relish hearing these +things greatly too, for they are very pretty; especially when they +describe some lady or another in the arms of her knight under the +orange trees, and the duenna who is keeping watch for them half dead +with envy and fright; all this I say is as good as honey."</p> + +<p>"And you, what do you think, young lady?" said the curate turning to +the landlord's daughter.</p> + +<p>"I don't know indeed, senor," said she; "I listen too, and to tell +the truth, though I do not understand it, I like hearing it; but it is +not the blows that my father likes that I like, but the laments the +knights utter when they are separated from their ladies; and indeed +they sometimes make me weep with the pity I feel for them."</p> + +<p>"Then you would console them if it was for you they wept, young +lady?" said Dorothea.</p> + +<p>"I don't know what I should do," said the girl; "I only know that +there are some of those ladies so cruel that they call their knights +tigers and lions and a thousand other foul names: and Jesus! I don't +know what sort of folk they can be, so unfeeling and heartless, that +rather than bestow a glance upon a worthy man they leave him to die or +go mad. I don't know what is the good of such prudery; if it is for +honour's sake, why not marry them? That's all they want."</p> + +<p>"Hush, child," said the landlady; "it seems to me thou knowest a +great deal about these things, and it is not fit for girls to know +or talk so much."</p> + +<p>"As the gentleman asked me, I could not help answering him," said +the girl.</p> + +<p>"Well then," said the curate, "bring me these books, senor landlord, +for I should like to see them."</p> + +<p>"With all my heart," said he, and going into his own room he brought +out an old valise secured with a little chain, on opening which the +curate found in it three large books and some manuscripts written in a +very good hand. The first that he opened he found to be "Don +Cirongilio of Thrace," and the second "Don Felixmarte of Hircania," +and the other the "History of the Great Captain Gonzalo Hernandez de +Cordova, with the Life of Diego Garcia de Paredes."</p> + +<p>When the curate read the two first titles he looked over at the +barber and said, "We want my friend's housekeeper and niece here now."</p> + +<p>"Nay," said the barber, "I can do just as well to carry them to +the yard or to the hearth, and there is a very good fire there."</p> + +<p>"What! your worship would burn my books!" said the landlord.</p> + +<p>"Only these two," said the curate, "Don Cirongilio, and Felixmarte."</p> + +<p>"Are my books, then, heretics or phlegmaties that you want to burn +them?" said the landlord.</p> + +<p>"Schismatics you mean, friend," said the barber, "not phlegmatics."</p> + +<p>"That's it," said the landlord; "but if you want to burn any, let it +be that about the Great Captain and that Diego Garcia; for I would +rather have a child of mine burnt than either of the others."</p> + +<p>"Brother," said the curate, "those two books are made up of lies, +and are full of folly and nonsense; but this of the Great Captain is a +true history, and contains the deeds of Gonzalo Hernandez of +Cordova, who by his many and great achievements earned the title all +over the world of the Great Captain, a famous and illustrious name, +and deserved by him alone; and this Diego Garcia de Paredes was a +distinguished knight of the city of Trujillo in Estremadura, a most +gallant soldier, and of such bodily strength that with one finger he +stopped a mill-wheel in full motion; and posted with a two-handed +sword at the foot of a bridge he kept the whole of an immense army +from passing over it, and achieved such other exploits that if, +instead of his relating them himself with the modesty of a knight +and of one writing his own history, some free and unbiassed writer had +recorded them, they would have thrown into the shade all the deeds +of the Hectors, Achilleses, and Rolands."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c32b"></a><img alt="c32b.jpg (395K)" src="images/c32b.jpg" height="823" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c32b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"Tell that to my father," said the landlord. "There's a thing to +be astonished at! Stopping a mill-wheel! By God your worship should +read what I have read of Felixmarte of Hircania, how with one single +backstroke he cleft five giants asunder through the middle as if +they had been made of bean-pods like the little friars the children +make; and another time he attacked a very great and powerful army, +in which there were more than a million six hundred thousand soldiers, +all armed from head to foot, and he routed them all as if they had +been flocks of sheep."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c32c"></a><img alt="c32c.jpg (341K)" src="images/c32c.jpg" height="825" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c32c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"And then, what do you say to the good Cirongilio +of Thrace, that was so stout and bold; as may be seen in the book, +where it is related that as he was sailing along a river there came up +out of the midst of the water against him a fiery serpent, and he, +as soon as he saw it, flung himself upon it and got astride of its +scaly shoulders, and squeezed its throat with both hands with such +force that the serpent, finding he was throttling it, had nothing +for it but to let itself sink to the bottom of the river, carrying +with it the knight who would not let go his hold; and when they got +down there he found himself among palaces and gardens so pretty that +it was a wonder to see; and then the serpent changed itself into an +old ancient man, who told him such things as were never heard. Hold +your peace, senor; for if you were to hear this you would go mad +with delight. A couple of figs for your Great Captain and your Diego +Garcia!"</p> + +<p>Hearing this Dorothea said in a whisper to Cardenio, "Our landlord +is almost fit to play a second part to Don Quixote."</p> + +<p>"I think so," said Cardenio, "for, as he shows, he accepts it as a +certainty that everything those books relate took place exactly as +it is written down; and the barefooted friars themselves would not +persuade him to the contrary."</p> + +<p>"But consider, brother," said the curate once more, "there never +was any Felixmarte of Hircania in the world, nor any Cirongilio of +Thrace, or any of the other knights of the same sort, that the books +of chivalry talk of; the whole thing is the fabrication and +invention of idle wits, devised by them for the purpose you describe +of beguiling the time, as your reapers do when they read; for I +swear to you in all seriousness there never were any such knights in +the world, and no such exploits or nonsense ever happened anywhere."</p> + +<p>"Try that bone on another dog," said the landlord; "as if I did +not know how many make five, and where my shoe pinches me; don't think +to feed me with pap, for by God I am no fool. It is a good joke for +your worship to try and persuade me that everything these good books +say is nonsense and lies, and they printed by the license of the Lords +of the Royal Council, as if they were people who would allow such a +lot of lies to be printed all together, and so many battles and +enchantments that they take away one's senses."</p> + +<p>"I have told you, friend," said the curate, "that this is done to +divert our idle thoughts; and as in well-ordered states games of +chess, fives, and billiards are allowed for the diversion of those who +do not care, or are not obliged, or are unable to work, so books of +this kind are allowed to be printed, on the supposition that, what +indeed is the truth, there can be nobody so ignorant as to take any of +them for true stories; and if it were permitted me now, and the +present company desired it, I could say something about the +qualities books of chivalry should possess to be good ones, that would +be to the advantage and even to the taste of some; but I hope the time +will come when I can communicate my ideas to some one who may be +able to mend matters; and in the meantime, senor landlord, believe +what I have said, and take your books, and make up your mind about +their truth or falsehood, and much good may they do you; and God grant +you may not fall lame of the same foot your guest Don Quixote halts +on."</p> + +<p>"No fear of that," returned the landlord; "I shall not be so mad +as to make a knight-errant of myself; for I see well enough that +things are not now as they used to be in those days, when they say +those famous knights roamed about the world."</p> + +<p>Sancho had made his appearance in the middle of this conversation, +and he was very much troubled and cast down by what he heard said +about knights-errant being now no longer in vogue, and all books of +chivalry being folly and lies; and he resolved in his heart to wait +and see what came of this journey of his master's, and if it did not +turn out as happily as his master expected, he determined to leave him +and go back to his wife and children and his ordinary labour.</p> + +<p>The landlord was carrying away the valise and the books, but the +curate said to him, "Wait; I want to see what those papers are that +are written in such a good hand." The landlord taking them out +handed them to him to read, and he perceived they were a work of about +eight sheets of manuscript, with, in large letters at the beginning, +the title of "Novel of the Ill-advised Curiosity." The curate read +three or four lines to himself, and said, "I must say the title of +this novel does not seem to me a bad one, and I feel an inclination to +read it all." To which the landlord replied, "Then your reverence will +do well to read it, for I can tell you that some guests who have +read it here have been much pleased with it, and have begged it of +me very earnestly; but I would not give it, meaning to return it to +the person who forgot the valise, books, and papers here, for maybe he +will return here some time or other; and though I know I shall miss +the books, faith I mean to return them; for though I am an +innkeeper, still I am a Christian."</p> + +<p>"You are very right, friend," said the curate; "but for all that, if +the novel pleases me you must let me copy it."</p> + +<p>"With all my heart," replied the host.</p> + +<p>While they were talking Cardenio had taken up the novel and begun to +read it, and forming the same opinion of it as the curate, he begged +him to read it so that they might all hear it.</p> + +<p>"I would read it," said the curate, "if the time would not be better +spent in sleeping."</p> + +<p>"It will be rest enough for me," said Dorothea, "to while away the +time by listening to some tale, for my spirits are not yet tranquil +enough to let me sleep when it would be seasonable."</p> + +<p>"Well then, in that case," said the curate, "I will read it, if it +were only out of curiosity; perhaps it may contain something +pleasant."</p> + +<p>Master Nicholas added his entreaties to the same effect, and +Sancho too; seeing which, and considering that he would give +pleasure to all, and receive it himself, the curate said, "Well +then, attend to me everyone, for the novel begins thus."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c32e"></a><img alt="c32e.jpg (11K)" src="images/c32e.jpg" height="313" width="253"> +</center> +<br> +<br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p11.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p13.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p13.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p13.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d7b24ce --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p13.htm @@ -0,0 +1,3654 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 13.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p12.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p14.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 13. +<br><br> +Chapters 33-40 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch33">CHAPTER XXXIII</a> +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED +CURIOSITY" + +<a href="#ch34">CHAPTER XXXIV</a> +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED +CURIOSITY" + +<a href="#ch35">CHAPTER XXXV</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS BATTLE +DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, +AND BRINGS THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" +TO A CLOSE + +<a href="#ch36">CHAPTER XXXVI</a> +WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT +OCCURRED AT THE INN + +<a href="#ch37">CHAPTER XXXVII</a> +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE STORY OF THE FAMOUS +PRINCESS MICOMICONA, WITH OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES + +<a href="#ch38">CHAPTER XXXVIII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON QUIXOTE +DELIVERED ON ARMS AND LETTERS + +<a href="#ch39">CHAPTER XXXIX</a> +WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES + +<a href="#ch40">CHAPTER XL</a> +IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED. +</pre> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch33"></a>CHAPTER XXXIII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<p>In Florence, a rich and famous city of Italy in the province +called Tuscany, there lived two gentlemen of wealth and quality, +Anselmo and Lothario, such great friends that by way of distinction +they were called by all that knew them "The Two Friends." They were +unmarried, young, of the same age and of the same tastes, which was +enough to account for the reciprocal friendship between them. Anselmo, +it is true, was somewhat more inclined to seek pleasure in love than +Lothario, for whom the pleasures of the chase had more attraction; but +on occasion Anselmo would forego his own tastes to yield to those of +Lothario, and Lothario would surrender his to fall in with those of +Anselmo, and in this way their inclinations kept pace one with the +other with a concord so perfect that the best regulated clock could +not surpass it.</p> + +<p>Anselmo was deep in love with a high-born and beautiful maiden of +the same city, the daughter of parents so estimable, and so +estimable herself, that he resolved, with the approval of his friend +Lothario, without whom he did nothing, to ask her of them in marriage, +and did so, Lothario being the bearer of the demand, and conducting +the negotiation so much to the satisfaction of his friend that in a +short time he was in possession of the object of his desires, and +Camilla so happy in having won Anselmo for her husband, that she +gave thanks unceasingly to heaven and to Lothario, by whose means such +good fortune had fallen to her. The first few days, those of a wedding +being usually days of merry-making, Lothario frequented his friend +Anselmo's house as he had been wont, striving to do honour to him +and to the occasion, and to gratify him in every way he could; but +when the wedding days were over and the succession of visits and +congratulations had slackened, he began purposely to leave off going +to the house of Anselmo, for it seemed to him, as it naturally would +to all men of sense, that friends' houses ought not to be visited +after marriage with the same frequency as in their masters' bachelor +days: because, though true and genuine friendship cannot and should +not be in any way suspicious, still a married man's honour is a +thing of such delicacy that it is held liable to injury from brothers, +much more from friends. Anselmo remarked the cessation of Lothario's +visits, and complained of it to him, saying that if he had known +that marriage was to keep him from enjoying his society as he used, he +would have never married; and that, if by the thorough harmony that +subsisted between them while he was a bachelor they had earned such +a sweet name as that of "The Two Friends," he should not allow a title +so rare and so delightful to be lost through a needless anxiety to act +circumspectly; and so he entreated him, if such a phrase was allowable +between them, to be once more master of his house and to come in and +go out as formerly, assuring him that his wife Camilla had no other +desire or inclination than that which he would wish her to have, and +that knowing how sincerely they loved one another she was grieved to +see such coldness in him.</p> + +<p>To all this and much more that Anselmo said to Lothario to +persuade him to come to his house as he had been in the habit of +doing, Lothario replied with so much prudence, sense, and judgment, +that Anselmo was satisfied of his friend's good intentions, and it was +agreed that on two days in the week, and on holidays, Lothario +should come to dine with him; but though this arrangement was made +between them Lothario resolved to observe it no further than he +considered to be in accordance with the honour of his friend, whose +good name was more to him than his own. He said, and justly, that a +married man upon whom heaven had bestowed a beautiful wife should +consider as carefully what friends he brought to his house as what +female friends his wife associated with, for what cannot be done or +arranged in the market-place, in church, at public festivals or at +stations (opportunities that husbands cannot always deny their wives), +may be easily managed in the house of the female friend or relative in +whom most confidence is reposed. Lothario said, too, that every +married man should have some friend who would point out to him any +negligence he might be guilty of in his conduct, for it will sometimes +happen that owing to the deep affection the husband bears his wife +either he does not caution her, or, not to vex her, refrains from +telling her to do or not to do certain things, doing or avoiding which +may be a matter of honour or reproach to him; and errors of this +kind he could easily correct if warned by a friend. But where is +such a friend to be found as Lothario would have, so judicious, so +loyal, and so true?</p> + +<p>Of a truth I know not; Lothario alone was such a one, for with the +utmost care and vigilance he watched over the honour of his friend, +and strove to diminish, cut down, and reduce the number of days for +going to his house according to their agreement, lest the visits of +a young man, wealthy, high-born, and with the attractions he was +conscious of possessing, at the house of a woman so beautiful as +Camilla, should be regarded with suspicion by the inquisitive and +malicious eyes of the idle public. For though his integrity and +reputation might bridle slanderous tongues, still he was unwilling +to hazard either his own good name or that of his friend; and for this +reason most of the days agreed upon he devoted to some other +business which he pretended was unavoidable; so that a great portion +of the day was taken up with complaints on one side and excuses on the +other. It happened, however, that on one occasion when the two were +strolling together outside the city, Anselmo addressed the following +words to Lothario.</p> + +<p>"Thou mayest suppose, Lothario my friend, that I am unable to give +sufficient thanks for the favours God has rendered me in making me the +son of such parents as mine were, and bestowing upon me with no +niggard hand what are called the gifts of nature as well as those of +fortune, and above all for what he has done in giving me thee for a +friend and Camilla for a wife—two treasures that I value, if not as +highly as I ought, at least as highly as I am able. And yet, with +all these good things, which are commonly all that men need to +enable them to live happily, I am the most discontented and +dissatisfied man in the whole world; for, I know not how long since, I +have been harassed and oppressed by a desire so strange and so +unusual, that I wonder at myself and blame and chide myself when I +am alone, and strive to stifle it and hide it from my own thoughts, +and with no better success than if I were endeavouring deliberately to +publish it to all the world; and as, in short, it must come out, I +would confide it to thy safe keeping, feeling sure that by this means, +and by thy readiness as a true friend to afford me relief, I shall +soon find myself freed from the distress it causes me, and that thy +care will give me happiness in the same degree as my own folly has +caused me misery."</p> + +<p>The words of Anselmo struck Lothario with astonishment, unable as he +was to conjecture the purport of such a lengthy preamble; and though +he strove to imagine what desire it could be that so troubled his +friend, his conjectures were all far from the truth, and to relieve +the anxiety which this perplexity was causing him, he told him he +was doing a flagrant injustice to their great friendship in seeking +circuitous methods of confiding to him his most hidden thoughts, for +he well knew he might reckon upon his counsel in diverting them, or +his help in carrying them into effect.</p> + +<p>"That is the truth," replied Anselmo, "and relying upon that I +will tell thee, friend Lothario, that the desire which harasses me +is that of knowing whether my wife Camilla is as good and as perfect +as I think her to be; and I cannot satisfy myself of the truth on this +point except by testing her in such a way that the trial may prove the +purity of her virtue as the fire proves that of gold; because I am +persuaded, my friend, that a woman is virtuous only in proportion as +she is or is not tempted; and that she alone is strong who does not +yield to the promises, gifts, tears, and importunities of earnest +lovers; for what thanks does a woman deserve for being good if no +one urges her to be bad, and what wonder is it that she is reserved +and circumspect to whom no opportunity is given of going wrong and who +knows she has a husband that will take her life the first time he +detects her in an impropriety? I do not therefore hold her who is +virtuous through fear or want of opportunity in the same estimation as +her who comes out of temptation and trial with a crown of victory; and +so, for these reasons and many others that I could give thee to +justify and support the opinion I hold, I am desirous that my wife +Camilla should pass this crisis, and be refined and tested by the fire +of finding herself wooed and by one worthy to set his affections +upon her; and if she comes out, as I know she will, victorious from +this struggle, I shall look upon my good fortune as unequalled, I +shall be able to say that the cup of my desire is full, and that the +virtuous woman of whom the sage says 'Who shall find her?' has +fallen to my lot. And if the result be the contrary of what I +expect, in the satisfaction of knowing that I have been right in my +opinion, I shall bear without complaint the pain which my so dearly +bought experience will naturally cause me. And, as nothing of all thou +wilt urge in opposition to my wish will avail to keep me from carrying +it into effect, it is my desire, friend Lothario, that thou shouldst +consent to become the instrument for effecting this purpose that I +am bent upon, for I will afford thee opportunities to that end, and +nothing shall be wanting that I may think necessary for the pursuit of +a virtuous, honourable, modest and high-minded woman. And among +other reasons, I am induced to entrust this arduous task to thee by +the consideration that if Camilla be conquered by thee the conquest +will not be pushed to extremes, but only far enough to account that +accomplished which from a sense of honour will be left undone; thus +I shall not be wronged in anything more than intention, and my wrong +will remain buried in the integrity of thy silence, which I know +well will be as lasting as that of death in what concerns me. If, +therefore, thou wouldst have me enjoy what can be called life, thou +wilt at once engage in this love struggle, not lukewarmly nor +slothfully, but with the energy and zeal that my desire demands, and +with the loyalty our friendship assures me of."</p> + +<p>Such were the words Anselmo addressed to Lothario, who listened to +them with such attention that, except to say what has been already +mentioned, he did not open his lips until the other had finished. Then +perceiving that he had no more to say, after regarding him for awhile, +as one would regard something never before seen that excited wonder +and amazement, he said to him, "I cannot persuade myself, Anselmo my +friend, that what thou hast said to me is not in jest; if I thought +that thou wert speaking seriously I would not have allowed thee to +go so far; so as to put a stop to thy long harangue by not listening +to thee I verily suspect that either thou dost not know me, or I do +not know thee; but no, I know well thou art Anselmo, and thou +knowest that I am Lothario; the misfortune is, it seems to me, that +thou art not the Anselmo thou wert, and must have thought that I am +not the Lothario I should be; for the things that thou hast said to me +are not those of that Anselmo who was my friend, nor are those that +thou demandest of me what should be asked of the Lothario thou +knowest. True friends will prove their friends and make use of them, +as a poet has said, usque ad aras; whereby he meant that they will not +make use of their friendship in things that are contrary to God's +will. If this, then, was a heathen's feeling about friendship, how +much more should it be a Christian's, who knows that the divine must +not be forfeited for the sake of any human friendship? And if a friend +should go so far as to put aside his duty to Heaven to fulfil his duty +to his friend, it should not be in matters that are trifling or of +little moment, but in such as affect the friend's life and honour. Now +tell me, Anselmo, in which of these two art thou imperilled, that I +should hazard myself to gratify thee, and do a thing so detestable +as that thou seekest of me? Neither forsooth; on the contrary, thou +dost ask of me, so far as I understand, to strive and labour to rob +thee of honour and life, and to rob myself of them at the same time; +for if I take away thy honour it is plain I take away thy life, as a +man without honour is worse than dead; and being the instrument, as +thou wilt have it so, of so much wrong to thee, shall not I, too, be +left without honour, and consequently without life? Listen to me, +Anselmo my friend, and be not impatient to answer me until I have said +what occurs to me touching the object of thy desire, for there will be +time enough left for thee to reply and for me to hear."</p> + +<p>"Be it so," said Anselmo, "say what thou wilt."</p> + +<p>Lothario then went on to say, "It seems to me, Anselmo, that thine +is just now the temper of mind which is always that of the Moors, +who can never be brought to see the error of their creed by quotations +from the Holy Scriptures, or by reasons which depend upon the +examination of the understanding or are founded upon the articles of +faith, but must have examples that are palpable, easy, intelligible, +capable of proof, not admitting of doubt, with mathematical +demonstrations that cannot be denied, like, 'If equals be taken from +equals, the remainders are equal:' and if they do not understand +this in words, and indeed they do not, it has to be shown to them with +the hands, and put before their eyes, and even with all this no one +succeeds in convincing them of the truth of our holy religion. This +same mode of proceeding I shall have to adopt with thee, for the +desire which has sprung up in thee is so absurd and remote from +everything that has a semblance of reason, that I feel it would be a +waste of time to employ it in reasoning with thy simplicity, for at +present I will call it by no other name; and I am even tempted to +leave thee in thy folly as a punishment for thy pernicious desire; but +the friendship I bear thee, which will not allow me to desert thee +in such manifest danger of destruction, keeps me from dealing so +harshly by thee. And that thou mayest clearly see this, say, +Anselmo, hast thou not told me that I must force my suit upon a modest +woman, decoy one that is virtuous, make overtures to one that is +pure-minded, pay court to one that is prudent? Yes, thou hast told +me so. Then, if thou knowest that thou hast a wife, modest, +virtuous, pure-minded and prudent, what is it that thou seekest? And +if thou believest that she will come forth victorious from all my +attacks—as doubtless she would—what higher titles than those she +possesses now dost thou think thou canst upon her then, or in what +will she be better then than she is now? Either thou dost not hold her +to be what thou sayest, or thou knowest not what thou dost demand. +If thou dost not hold her to be what thou why dost thou seek to +prove her instead of treating her as guilty in the way that may seem +best to thee? but if she be as virtuous as thou believest, it is an +uncalled-for proceeding to make trial of truth itself, for, after +trial, it will but be in the same estimation as before. Thus, then, it +is conclusive that to attempt things from which harm rather than +advantage may come to us is the part of unreasoning and reckless +minds, more especially when they are things which we are not forced or +compelled to attempt, and which show from afar that it is plainly +madness to attempt them.</p> + +<p>"Difficulties are attempted either for the sake of God or for the +sake of the world, or for both; those undertaken for God's sake are +those which the saints undertake when they attempt to live the lives +of angels in human bodies; those undertaken for the sake of the +world are those of the men who traverse such a vast expanse of +water, such a variety of climates, so many strange countries, to +acquire what are called the blessings of fortune; and those undertaken +for the sake of God and the world together are those of brave +soldiers, who no sooner do they see in the enemy's wall a breach as +wide as a cannon ball could make, than, casting aside all fear, +without hesitating, or heeding the manifest peril that threatens them, +borne onward by the desire of defending their faith, their country, +and their king, they fling themselves dauntlessly into the midst of +the thousand opposing deaths that await them. Such are the things that +men are wont to attempt, and there is honour, glory, gain, in +attempting them, however full of difficulty and peril they may be; but +that which thou sayest it is thy wish to attempt and carry out will +not win thee the glory of God nor the blessings of fortune nor fame +among men; for even if the issue he as thou wouldst have it, thou wilt +be no happier, richer, or more honoured than thou art this moment; and +if it be otherwise thou wilt be reduced to misery greater than can +be imagined, for then it will avail thee nothing to reflect that no +one is aware of the misfortune that has befallen thee; it will suffice +to torture and crush thee that thou knowest it thyself. And in +confirmation of the truth of what I say, let me repeat to thee a +stanza made by the famous poet Luigi Tansillo at the end of the +first part of his 'Tears of Saint Peter,' which says thus:</p> + +<p>The anguish and the shame but greater grew + In Peter's heart as morning slowly came; +No eye was there to see him, well he knew, + Yet he himself was to himself a shame; +Exposed to all men's gaze, or screened from view, + A noble heart will feel the pang the same; +A prey to shame the sinning soul will be, +Though none but heaven and earth its shame can see.</p> + +<p>Thus by keeping it secret thou wilt not escape thy sorrow, but +rather thou wilt shed tears unceasingly, if not tears of the eyes, +tears of blood from the heart, like those shed by that simple doctor +our poet tells us of, that tried the test of the cup, which the wise +Rinaldo, better advised, refused to do; for though this may be a +poetic fiction it contains a moral lesson worthy of attention and +study and imitation. Moreover by what I am about to say to thee thou +wilt be led to see the great error thou wouldst commit.</p> + +<p>"Tell me, Anselmo, if Heaven or good fortune had made thee master +and lawful owner of a diamond of the finest quality, with the +excellence and purity of which all the lapidaries that had seen it had +been satisfied, saying with one voice and common consent that in +purity, quality, and fineness, it was all that a stone of the kind +could possibly be, thou thyself too being of the same belief, as +knowing nothing to the contrary, would it be reasonable in thee to +desire to take that diamond and place it between an anvil and a +hammer, and by mere force of blows and strength of arm try if it +were as hard and as fine as they said? And if thou didst, and if the +stone should resist so silly a test, that would add nothing to its +value or reputation; and if it were broken, as it might be, would +not all be lost? Undoubtedly it would, leaving its owner to be rated +as a fool in the opinion of all. Consider, then, Anselmo my friend, +that Camilla is a diamond of the finest quality as well in thy +estimation as in that of others, and that it is contrary to reason +to expose her to the risk of being broken; for if she remains intact +she cannot rise to a higher value than she now possesses; and if she +give way and be unable to resist, bethink thee now how thou wilt be +deprived of her, and with what good reason thou wilt complain of +thyself for having been the cause of her ruin and thine own. +Remember there is no jewel in the world so precious as a chaste and +virtuous woman, and that the whole honour of women consists in +reputation; and since thy wife's is of that high excellence that +thou knowest, wherefore shouldst thou seek to call that truth in +question? Remember, my friend, that woman is an imperfect animal, +and that impediments are not to be placed in her way to make her +trip and fall, but that they should be removed, and her path left +clear of all obstacles, so that without hindrance she may run her +course freely to attain the desired perfection, which consists in +being virtuous. Naturalists tell us that the ermine is a little animal +which has a fur of purest white, and that when the hunters wish to +take it, they make use of this artifice. Having ascertained the places +which it frequents and passes, they stop the way to them with mud, and +then rousing it, drive it towards the spot, and as soon as the +ermine comes to the mud it halts, and allows itself to be taken +captive rather than pass through the mire, and spoil and sully its +whiteness, which it values more than life and liberty. The virtuous +and chaste woman is an ermine, and whiter and purer than snow is the +virtue of modesty; and he who wishes her not to lose it, but to keep +and preserve it, must adopt a course different from that employed with +the ermine; he must not put before her the mire of the gifts and +attentions of persevering lovers, because perhaps—and even without +a perhaps—she may not have sufficient virtue and natural strength +in herself to pass through and tread under foot these impediments; +they must be removed, and the brightness of virtue and the beauty of a +fair fame must be put before her. A virtuous woman, too, is like a +mirror, of clear shining crystal, liable to be tarnished and dimmed by +every breath that touches it. She must be treated as relics are; +adored, not touched. She must be protected and prized as one +protects and prizes a fair garden full of roses and flowers, the owner +of which allows no one to trespass or pluck a blossom; enough for +others that from afar and through the iron grating they may enjoy +its fragrance and its beauty. Finally let me repeat to thee some +verses that come to my mind; I heard them in a modern comedy, and it +seems to me they bear upon the point we are discussing. A prudent +old man was giving advice to another, the father of a young girl, to +lock her up, watch over her and keep her in seclusion, and among other +arguments he used these:</p> + +<pre> + Woman is a thing of glass; + But her brittleness 'tis best + Not too curiously to test: + Who knows what may come to pass? + + Breaking is an easy matter, + And it's folly to expose + What you cannot mend to blows; + What you can't make whole to shatter. + + This, then, all may hold as true, + And the reason's plain to see; + For if Danaes there be, + There are golden showers too." +</pre> + +<p> +"All that I have said to thee so far, Anselmo, has had reference +to what concerns thee; now it is right that I should say something +of what regards myself; and if I be prolix, pardon me, for the +labyrinth into which thou hast entered and from which thou wouldst +have me extricate thee makes it necessary.</p> + +<p>"Thou dost reckon me thy friend, and thou wouldst rob me of +honour, a thing wholly inconsistent with friendship; and not only dost +thou aim at this, but thou wouldst have me rob thee of it also. That +thou wouldst rob me of it is clear, for when Camilla sees that I pay +court to her as thou requirest, she will certainly regard me as a +man without honour or right feeling, since I attempt and do a thing so +much opposed to what I owe to my own position and thy friendship. That +thou wouldst have me rob thee of it is beyond a doubt, for Camilla, +seeing that I press my suit upon her, will suppose that I have +perceived in her something light that has encouraged me to make +known to her my base desire; and if she holds herself dishonoured, her +dishonour touches thee as belonging to her; and hence arises what so +commonly takes place, that the husband of the adulterous woman, though +he may not be aware of or have given any cause for his wife's +failure in her duty, or (being careless or negligent) have had it in +his power to prevent his dishonour, nevertheless is stigmatised by a +vile and reproachful name, and in a manner regarded with eyes of +contempt instead of pity by all who know of his wife's guilt, though +they see that he is unfortunate not by his own fault, but by the +lust of a vicious consort. But I will tell thee why with good reason +dishonour attaches to the husband of the unchaste wife, though he know +not that she is so, nor be to blame, nor have done anything, or +given any provocation to make her so; and be not weary with +listening to me, for it will be for thy good.</p> + +<p>"When God created our first parent in the earthly paradise, the Holy +Scripture says that he infused sleep into Adam and while he slept took +a rib from his left side of which he formed our mother Eve, and when +Adam awoke and beheld her he said, 'This is flesh of my flesh, and +bone of my bone.' And God said 'For this shall a man leave his +father and his mother, and they shall be two in one flesh; and then +was instituted the divine sacrament of marriage, with such ties that +death alone can loose them. And such is the force and virtue of this +miraculous sacrament that it makes two different persons one and the +same flesh; and even more than this when the virtuous are married; for +though they have two souls they have but one will. And hence it +follows that as the flesh of the wife is one and the same with that of +her husband the stains that may come upon it, or the injuries it +incurs fall upon the husband's flesh, though he, as has been said, may +have given no cause for them; for as the pain of the foot or any +member of the body is felt by the whole body, because all is one +flesh, as the head feels the hurt to the ankle without having caused +it, so the husband, being one with her, shares the dishonour of the +wife; and as all worldly honour or dishonour comes of flesh and blood, +and the erring wife's is of that kind, the husband must needs bear his +part of it and be held dishonoured without knowing it. See, then, +Anselmo, the peril thou art encountering in seeking to disturb the +peace of thy virtuous consort; see for what an empty and ill-advised +curiosity thou wouldst rouse up passions that now repose in quiet in +the breast of thy chaste wife; reflect that what thou art staking +all to win is little, and what thou wilt lose so much that I leave +it undescribed, not having the words to express it. But if all I +have said be not enough to turn thee from thy vile purpose, thou +must seek some other instrument for thy dishonour and misfortune; +for such I will not consent to be, though I lose thy friendship, the +greatest loss that I can conceive."</p> + +<p>Having said this, the wise and virtuous Lothario was silent, and +Anselmo, troubled in mind and deep in thought, was unable for a +while to utter a word in reply; but at length he said, "I have +listened, Lothario my friend, attentively, as thou hast seen, to +what thou hast chosen to say to me, and in thy arguments, examples, +and comparisons I have seen that high intelligence thou dost +possess, and the perfection of true friendship thou hast reached; +and likewise I see and confess that if I am not guided by thy opinion, +but follow my own, I am flying from the good and pursuing the evil. +This being so, thou must remember that I am now labouring under that +infirmity which women sometimes suffer from, when the craving seizes +them to eat clay, plaster, charcoal, and things even worse, disgusting +to look at, much more to eat; so that it will be necessary to have +recourse to some artifice to cure me; and this can be easily +effected if only thou wilt make a beginning, even though it be in a +lukewarm and make-believe fashion, to pay court to Camilla, who will +not be so yielding that her virtue will give way at the first +attack: with this mere attempt I shall rest satisfied, and thou wilt +have done what our friendship binds thee to do, not only in giving +me life, but in persuading me not to discard my honour. And this +thou art bound to do for one reason alone, that, being, as I am, +resolved to apply this test, it is not for thee to permit me to reveal +my weakness to another, and so imperil that honour thou art striving +to keep me from losing; and if thine may not stand as high as it ought +in the estimation of Camilla while thou art paying court to her, +that is of little or no importance, because ere long, on finding in +her that constancy which we expect, thou canst tell her the plain +truth as regards our stratagem, and so regain thy place in her esteem; +and as thou art venturing so little, and by the venture canst afford +me so much satisfaction, refuse not to undertake it, even if further +difficulties present themselves to thee; for, as I have said, if +thou wilt only make a beginning I will acknowledge the issue decided."</p> + +<p>Lothario seeing the fixed determination of Anselmo, and not +knowing what further examples to offer or arguments to urge in order +to dissuade him from it, and perceiving that he threatened to +confide his pernicious scheme to some one else, to avoid a greater +evil resolved to gratify him and do what he asked, intending to manage +the business so as to satisfy Anselmo without corrupting the mind of +Camilla; so in reply he told him not to communicate his purpose to any +other, for he would undertake the task himself, and would begin it +as soon as he pleased. Anselmo embraced him warmly and affectionately, +and thanked him for his offer as if he had bestowed some great +favour upon him; and it was agreed between them to set about it the +next day, Anselmo affording opportunity and time to Lothario to +converse alone with Camilla, and furnishing him with money and +jewels to offer and present to her. He suggested, too, that he +should treat her to music, and write verses in her praise, and if he +was unwilling to take the trouble of composing them, he offered to +do it himself. Lothario agreed to all with an intention very different +from what Anselmo supposed, and with this understanding they +returned to Anselmo's house, where they found Camilla awaiting her +husband anxiously and uneasily, for he was later than usual in +returning that day. Lothario repaired to his own house, and Anselmo +remained in his, as well satisfied as Lothario was troubled in mind; +for he could see no satisfactory way out of this ill-advised business. +That night, however, he thought of a plan by which he might deceive +Anselmo without any injury to Camilla. The next day he went to dine +with his friend, and was welcomed by Camilla, who received and treated +him with great cordiality, knowing the affection her husband felt +for him. When dinner was over and the cloth removed, Anselmo told +Lothario to stay there with Camilla while he attended to some pressing +business, as he would return in an hour and a half. Camilla begged him +not to go, and Lothario offered to accompany him, but nothing could +persuade Anselmo, who on the contrary pressed Lothario to remain +waiting for him as he had a matter of great importance to discuss with +him. At the same time he bade Camilla not to leave Lothario alone +until he came back. In short he contrived to put so good a face on the +reason, or the folly, of his absence that no one could have +suspected it was a pretence.</p> + +<p>Anselmo took his departure, and Camilla and Lothario were left alone +at the table, for the rest of the household had gone to dinner. +Lothario saw himself in the lists according to his friend's wish, +and facing an enemy that could by her beauty alone vanquish a squadron +of armed knights; judge whether he had good reason to fear; but what +he did was to lean his elbow on the arm of the chair, and his cheek +upon his hand, and, asking Camilla's pardon for his ill manners, he +said he wished to take a little sleep until Anselmo returned. +Camilla in reply said he could repose more at his ease in the +reception-room than in his chair, and begged of him to go in and sleep +there; but Lothario declined, and there he remained asleep until the +return of Anselmo, who finding Camilla in her own room, and Lothario +asleep, imagined that he had stayed away so long as to have afforded +them time enough for conversation and even for sleep, and was all +impatience until Lothario should wake up, that he might go out with +him and question him as to his success. Everything fell out as he +wished; Lothario awoke, and the two at once left the house, and +Anselmo asked what he was anxious to know, and Lothario in answer told +him that he had not thought it advisable to declare himself entirely +the first time, and therefore had only extolled the charms of Camilla, +telling her that all the city spoke of nothing else but her beauty and +wit, for this seemed to him an excellent way of beginning to gain +her good-will and render her disposed to listen to him with pleasure +the next time, thus availing himself of the device the devil has +recourse to when he would deceive one who is on the watch; for he +being the angel of darkness transforms himself into an angel of light, +and, under cover of a fair seeming, discloses himself at length, and +effects his purpose if at the beginning his wiles are not +discovered. All this gave great satisfaction to Anselmo, and he said +he would afford the same opportunity every day, but without leaving +the house, for he would find things to do at home so that Camilla +should not detect the plot.</p> + +<p>Thus, then, several days went by, and Lothario, without uttering a +word to Camilla, reported to Anselmo that he had talked with her and +that he had never been able to draw from her the slightest +indication of consent to anything dishonourable, nor even a sign or +shadow of hope; on the contrary, he said she would inform her +husband of it.</p> + +<p>"So far well," said Anselmo; "Camilla has thus far resisted words; +we must now see how she will resist deeds. I will give you to-morrow +two thousand crowns in gold for you to offer or even present, and as +many more to buy jewels to lure her, for women are fond of being +becomingly attired and going gaily dressed, and all the more so if +they are beautiful, however chaste they may be; and if she resists +this temptation, I will rest satisfied and will give you no more +trouble."</p> + +<p>Lothario replied that now he had begun he would carry on the +undertaking to the end, though he perceived he was to come out of it +wearied and vanquished. The next day he received the four thousand +crowns, and with them four thousand perplexities, for he knew not what +to say by way of a new falsehood; but in the end he made up his mind +to tell him that Camilla stood as firm against gifts and promises as +against words, and that there was no use in taking any further +trouble, for the time was all spent to no purpose.</p> + +<p>But chance, directing things in a different manner, so ordered it +that Anselmo, having left Lothario and Camilla alone as on other +occasions, shut himself into a chamber and posted himself to watch and +listen through the keyhole to what passed between them, and +perceived that for more than half an hour Lothario did not utter a +word to Camilla, nor would utter a word though he were to be there for +an age; and he came to the conclusion that what his friend had told +him about the replies of Camilla was all invention and falsehood, +and to ascertain if it were so, he came out, and calling Lothario +aside asked him what news he had and in what humour Camilla was. +Lothario replied that he was not disposed to go on with the +business, for she had answered him so angrily and harshly that he +had no heart to say anything more to her.</p> + +<p>"Ah, Lothario, Lothario," said Anselmo, "how ill dost thou meet +thy obligations to me, and the great confidence I repose in thee! I +have been just now watching through this keyhole, and I have seen that +thou has not said a word to Camilla, whence I conclude that on the +former occasions thou hast not spoken to her either, and if this be +so, as no doubt it is, why dost thou deceive me, or wherefore +seekest thou by craft to deprive me of the means I might find of +attaining my desire?"</p> + +<p>Anselmo said no more, but he had said enough to cover Lothario +with shame and confusion, and he, feeling as it were his honour +touched by having been detected in a lie, swore to Anselmo that he +would from that moment devote himself to satisfying him without any +deception, as he would see if he had the curiosity to watch; though he +need not take the trouble, for the pains he would take to satisfy +him would remove all suspicions from his mind. Anselmo believed him, +and to afford him an opportunity more free and less liable to +surprise, he resolved to absent himself from his house for eight days, +betaking himself to that of a friend of his who lived in a village not +far from the city; and, the better to account for his departure to +Camilla, he so arranged it that the friend should send him a very +pressing invitation.</p> + +<p>Unhappy, shortsighted Anselmo, what art thou doing, what art thou +plotting, what art thou devising? Bethink thee thou art working +against thyself, plotting thine own dishonour, devising thine own +ruin. Thy wife Camilla is virtuous, thou dost possess her in peace and +quietness, no one assails thy happiness, her thoughts wander not +beyond the walls of thy house, thou art her heaven on earth, the +object of her wishes, the fulfilment of her desires, the measure +wherewith she measures her will, making it conform in all things to +thine and Heaven's. If, then, the mine of her honour, beauty, +virtue, and modesty yields thee without labour all the wealth it +contains and thou canst wish for, why wilt thou dig the earth in +search of fresh veins, of new unknown treasure, risking the collapse +of all, since it but rests on the feeble props of her weak nature? +Bethink thee that from him who seeks impossibilities that which is +possible may with justice be withheld, as was better expressed by a +poet who said: +<pre> +'Tis mine to seek for life in death, + Health in disease seek I, +I seek in prison freedom's breath, + In traitors loyalty. +So Fate that ever scorns to grant + Or grace or boon to me, +Since what can never be I want, + Denies me what might be. +</pre> + +<p> +The next day Anselmo took his departure for the village, leaving +instructions with Camilla that during his absence Lothario would +come to look after his house and to dine with her, and that she was to +treat him as she would himself. Camilla was distressed, as a +discreet and right-minded woman would be, at the orders her husband +left her, and bade him remember that it was not becoming that anyone +should occupy his seat at the table during his absence, and if he +acted thus from not feeling confidence that she would be able to +manage his house, let him try her this time, and he would find by +experience that she was equal to greater responsibilities. Anselmo +replied that it was his pleasure to have it so, and that she had +only to submit and obey. Camilla said she would do so, though +against her will.</p> + +<p>Anselmo went, and the next day Lothario came to his house, where +he was received by Camilla with a friendly and modest welcome; but she +never suffered Lothario to see her alone, for she was always +attended by her men and women servants, especially by a handmaid of +hers, Leonela by name, to whom she was much attached (for they had +been brought up together from childhood in her father's house), and +whom she had kept with her after her marriage with Anselmo. The +first three days Lothario did not speak to her, though he might have +done so when they removed the cloth and the servants retired to dine +hastily; for such were Camilla's orders; nay more, Leonela had +directions to dine earlier than Camilla and never to leave her side. +She, however, having her thoughts fixed upon other things more to +her taste, and wanting that time and opportunity for her own +pleasures, did not always obey her mistress's commands, but on the +contrary left them alone, as if they had ordered her to do so; but the +modest bearing of Camilla, the calmness of her countenance, the +composure of her aspect were enough to bridle the tongue of +Lothario. But the influence which the many virtues of Camilla +exerted in imposing silence on Lothario's tongue proved mischievous +for both of them, for if his tongue was silent his thoughts were busy, +and could dwell at leisure upon the perfections of Camilla's +goodness and beauty one by one, charms enough to warm with love a +marble statue, not to say a heart of flesh. Lothario gazed upon her +when he might have been speaking to her, and thought how worthy of +being loved she was; and thus reflection began little by little to +assail his allegiance to Anselmo, and a thousand times he thought of +withdrawing from the city and going where Anselmo should never see him +nor he see Camilla. But already the delight he found in gazing on +her interposed and held him fast. He put a constraint upon himself, +and struggled to repel and repress the pleasure he found in +contemplating Camilla; when alone he blamed himself for his +weakness, called himself a bad friend, nay a bad Christian; then he +argued the matter and compared himself with Anselmo; always coming +to the conclusion that the folly and rashness of Anselmo had been +worse than his faithlessness, and that if he could excuse his +intentions as easily before God as with man, he had no reason to +fear any punishment for his offence.</p> + +<p>In short the beauty and goodness of Camilla, joined with the +opportunity which the blind husband had placed in his hands, overthrew +the loyalty of Lothario; and giving heed to nothing save the object +towards which his inclinations led him, after Anselmo had been three +days absent, during which he had been carrying on a continual struggle +with his passion, he began to make love to Camilla with so much +vehemence and warmth of language that she was overwhelmed with +amazement, and could only rise from her place and retire to her room +without answering him a word. But the hope which always springs up +with love was not weakened in Lothario by this repelling demeanour; on +the contrary his passion for Camilla increased, and she discovering in +him what she had never expected, knew not what to do; and +considering it neither safe nor right to give him the chance or +opportunity of speaking to her again, she resolved to send, as she did +that very night, one of her servants with a letter to Anselmo, in +which she addressed the following words to him.</p> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch34"></a>CHAPTER XXXIV.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<p>"It is commonly said that an army looks ill without its general +and a castle without its castellan, and I say that a young married +woman looks still worse without her husband unless there are very good +reasons for it. I find myself so ill at ease without you, and so +incapable of enduring this separation, that unless you return +quickly I shall have to go for relief to my parents' house, even if +I leave yours without a protector; for the one you left me, if +indeed he deserved that title, has, I think, more regard to his own +pleasure than to what concerns you: as you are possessed of +discernment I need say no more to you, nor indeed is it fitting I +should say more."</p> + +<p>Anselmo received this letter, and from it he gathered that +Lothario had already begun his task and that Camilla must have replied +to him as he would have wished; and delighted beyond measure at such +intelligence he sent word to her not to leave his house on any +account, as he would very shortly return. Camilla was astonished at +Anselmo's reply, which placed her in greater perplexity than before, +for she neither dared to remain in her own house, nor yet to go to her +parents'; for in remaining her virtue was imperilled, and in going she +was opposing her husband's commands. Finally she decided upon what was +the worse course for her, to remain, resolving not to fly from the +presence of Lothario, that she might not give food for gossip to her +servants; and she now began to regret having written as she had to her +husband, fearing he might imagine that Lothario had perceived in her +some lightness which had impelled him to lay aside the respect he owed +her; but confident of her rectitude she put her trust in God and in +her own virtuous intentions, with which she hoped to resist in silence +all the solicitations of Lothario, without saying anything to her +husband so as not to involve him in any quarrel or trouble; and she +even began to consider how to excuse Lothario to Anselmo when he +should ask her what it was that induced her to write that letter. With +these resolutions, more honourable than judicious or effectual, she +remained the next day listening to Lothario, who pressed his suit so +strenuously that Camilla's firmness began to waver, and her virtue had +enough to do to come to the rescue of her eyes and keep them from +showing signs of a certain tender compassion which the tears and +appeals of Lothario had awakened in her bosom. Lothario observed all +this, and it inflamed him all the more. In short he felt that while +Anselmo's absence afforded time and opportunity he must press the +siege of the fortress, and so he assailed her self-esteem with praises +of her beauty, for there is nothing that more quickly reduces and +levels the castle towers of fair women's vanity than vanity itself +upon the tongue of flattery. In fact with the utmost assiduity he +undermined the rock of her purity with such engines that had Camilla +been of brass she must have fallen. He wept, he entreated, he +promised, he flattered, he importuned, he pretended with so much +feeling and apparent sincerity, that he overthrew the virtuous +resolves of Camilla and won the triumph he least expected and most +longed for. Camilla yielded, Camilla fell; but what wonder if the +friendship of Lothario could not stand firm? A clear proof to us +that the passion of love is to be conquered only by flying from it, +and that no one should engage in a struggle with an enemy so mighty; +for divine strength is needed to overcome his human power. Leonela +alone knew of her mistress's weakness, for the two false friends and +new lovers were unable to conceal it. Lothario did not care to tell +Camilla the object Anselmo had in view, nor that he had afforded him +the opportunity of attaining such a result, lest she should undervalue +his love and think that it was by chance and without intending it +and not of his own accord that he had made love to her.</p> + +<p>A few days later Anselmo returned to his house and did not +perceive what it had lost, that which he so lightly treated and so +highly prized. He went at once to see Lothario, and found him at home; +they embraced each other, and Anselmo asked for the tidings of his +life or his death.</p> + +<p>"The tidings I have to give thee, Anselmo my friend," said Lothario, +"are that thou dost possess a wife that is worthy to be the pattern +and crown of all good wives. The words that I have addressed to her +were borne away on the wind, my promises have been despised, my +presents have been refused, such feigned tears as I shed have been +turned into open ridicule. In short, as Camilla is the essence of +all beauty, so is she the treasure-house where purity dwells, and +gentleness and modesty abide with all the virtues that can confer +praise, honour, and happiness upon a woman. Take back thy money, my +friend; here it is, and I have had no need to touch it, for the +chastity of Camilla yields not to things so base as gifts or promises. +Be content, Anselmo, and refrain from making further proof; and as +thou hast passed dryshod through the sea of those doubts and +suspicions that are and may be entertained of women, seek not to +plunge again into the deep ocean of new embarrassments, or with +another pilot make trial of the goodness and strength of the bark that +Heaven has granted thee for thy passage across the sea of this +world; but reckon thyself now safe in port, moor thyself with the +anchor of sound reflection, and rest in peace until thou art called +upon to pay that debt which no nobility on earth can escape paying."</p> + +<p>Anselmo was completely satisfied by the words of Lothario, and +believed them as fully as if they had been spoken by an oracle; +nevertheless he begged of him not to relinquish the undertaking, +were it but for the sake of curiosity and amusement; though +thenceforward he need not make use of the same earnest endeavours as +before; all he wished him to do was to write some verses to her, +praising her under the name of Chloris, for he himself would give +her to understand that he was in love with a lady to whom he had given +that name to enable him to sing her praises with the decorum due to +her modesty; and if Lothario were unwilling to take the trouble of +writing the verses he would compose them himself.</p> + +<p>"That will not be necessary," said Lothario, "for the muses are +not such enemies of mine but that they visit me now and then in the +course of the year. Do thou tell Camilla what thou hast proposed about +a pretended amour of mine; as for the verses will make them, and if +not as good as the subject deserves, they shall be at least the best I +can produce." An agreement to this effect was made between the +friends, the ill-advised one and the treacherous, and Anselmo +returning to his house asked Camilla the question she already wondered +he had not asked before—what it was that had caused her to write +the letter she had sent him. Camilla replied that it had seemed to her +that Lothario looked at her somewhat more freely than when he had been +at home; but that now she was undeceived and believed it to have +been only her own imagination, for Lothario now avoided seeing her, or +being alone with her. Anselmo told her she might be quite easy on +the score of that suspicion, for he knew that Lothario was in love +with a damsel of rank in the city whom he celebrated under the name of +Chloris, and that even if he were not, his fidelity and their great +friendship left no room for fear. Had not Camilla, however, been +informed beforehand by Lothario that this love for Chloris was a +pretence, and that he himself had told Anselmo of it in order to be +able sometimes to give utterance to the praises of Camilla herself, no +doubt she would have fallen into the despairing toils of jealousy; but +being forewarned she received the startling news without uneasiness.</p> + +<p>The next day as the three were at table Anselmo asked Lothario to +recite something of what he had composed for his mistress Chloris; for +as Camilla did not know her, he might safely say what he liked.</p> + +<p>"Even did she know her," returned Lothario, "I would hide nothing, +for when a lover praises his lady's beauty, and charges her with +cruelty, he casts no imputation upon her fair name; at any rate, all I +can say is that yesterday I made a sonnet on the ingratitude of this +Chloris, which goes thus:</p> + + +<pre> +SONNET + +At midnight, in the silence, when the eyes + Of happier mortals balmy slumbers close, + The weary tale of my unnumbered woes +To Chloris and to Heaven is wont to rise. +And when the light of day returning dyes + The portals of the east with tints of rose, + With undiminished force my sorrow flows +In broken accents and in burning sighs. +And when the sun ascends his star-girt throne, + And on the earth pours down his midday beams, + Noon but renews my wailing and my tears; +And with the night again goes up my moan. + Yet ever in my agony it seems + To me that neither Heaven nor Chloris hears." +</pre> + + +<p> +The sonnet pleased Camilla, and still more Anselmo, for he praised +it and said the lady was excessively cruel who made no return for +sincerity so manifest. On which Camilla said, "Then all that +love-smitten poets say is true?"</p> + +<p>"As poets they do not tell the truth," replied Lothario; "but as +lovers they are not more defective in expression than they are +truthful."</p> + +<p>"There is no doubt of that," observed Anselmo, anxious to support +and uphold Lothario's ideas with Camilla, who was as regardless of his +design as she was deep in love with Lothario; and so taking delight in +anything that was his, and knowing that his thoughts and writings +had her for their object, and that she herself was the real Chloris, +she asked him to repeat some other sonnet or verses if he +recollected any.</p> + +<p>"I do," replied Lothario, "but I do not think it as good as the +first one, or, more correctly speaking, less bad; but you can easily +judge, for it is this.</p> + + +<pre> +SONNET + +I know that I am doomed; death is to me + As certain as that thou, ungrateful fair, + Dead at thy feet shouldst see me lying, ere +My heart repented of its love for thee. +If buried in oblivion I should be, + Bereft of life, fame, favour, even there + It would be found that I thy image bear +Deep graven in my breast for all to see. +This like some holy relic do I prize + To save me from the fate my truth entails, + Truth that to thy hard heart its vigour owes. +Alas for him that under lowering skies, + In peril o'er a trackless ocean sails, + Where neither friendly port nor pole-star shows." +</pre> + + +<p> +Anselmo praised this second sonnet too, as he had praised the first; +and so he went on adding link after link to the chain with which he +was binding himself and making his dishonour secure; for when Lothario +was doing most to dishonour him he told him he was most honoured; +and thus each step that Camilla descended towards the depths of her +abasement, she mounted, in his opinion, towards the summit of virtue +and fair fame.</p> + +<p>It so happened that finding herself on one occasion alone with her +maid, Camilla said to her, "I am ashamed to think, my dear Leonela, +how lightly I have valued myself that I did not compel Lothario to +purchase by at least some expenditure of time that full possession +of me that I so quickly yielded him of my own free will. I fear that +he will think ill of my pliancy or lightness, not considering the +irresistible influence he brought to bear upon me."</p> + +<p>"Let not that trouble you, my lady," said Leonela, "for it does +not take away the value of the thing given or make it the less +precious to give it quickly if it be really valuable and worthy of +being prized; nay, they are wont to say that he who gives quickly +gives twice."</p> + +<p>"They say also," said Camilla, "that what costs little is valued +less."</p> + +<p>"That saying does not hold good in your case," replied Leonela, "for +love, as I have heard say, sometimes flies and sometimes walks; with +this one it runs, with that it moves slowly; some it cools, others +it burns; some it wounds, others it slays; it begins the course of its +desires, and at the same moment completes and ends it; in the +morning it will lay siege to a fortress and by night will have taken +it, for there is no power that can resist it; so what are you in dread +of, what do you fear, when the same must have befallen Lothario, +love having chosen the absence of my lord as the instrument for +subduing you? and it was absolutely necessary to complete then what +love had resolved upon, without affording the time to let Anselmo +return and by his presence compel the work to be left unfinished; +for love has no better agent for carrying out his designs than +opportunity; and of opportunity he avails himself in all his feats, +especially at the outset. All this I know well myself, more by +experience than by hearsay, and some day, senora, I will enlighten you +on the subject, for I am of your flesh and blood too. Moreover, lady +Camilla, you did not surrender yourself or yield so quickly but that +first you saw Lothario's whole soul in his eyes, in his sighs, in +his words, his promises and his gifts, and by it and his good +qualities perceived how worthy he was of your love. This, then, +being the case, let not these scrupulous and prudish ideas trouble +your imagination, but be assured that Lothario prizes you as you do +him, and rest content and satisfied that as you are caught in the +noose of love it is one of worth and merit that has taken you, and one +that has not only the four S's that they say true lovers ought to +have, but a complete alphabet; only listen to me and you will see +how I can repeat it by rote. He is to my eyes and thinking, Amiable, +Brave, Courteous, Distinguished, Elegant, Fond, Gay, Honourable, +Illustrious, Loyal, Manly, Noble, Open, Polite, Quickwitted, Rich, and +the S's according to the saying, and then Tender, Veracious: X does +not suit him, for it is a rough letter; Y has been given already; +and Z Zealous for your honour."</p> + +<p>Camilla laughed at her maid's alphabet, and perceived her to be more +experienced in love affairs than she said, which she admitted, +confessing to Camilla that she had love passages with a young man of +good birth of the same city. Camilla was uneasy at this, dreading lest +it might prove the means of endangering her honour, and asked +whether her intrigue had gone beyond words, and she with little +shame and much effrontery said it had; for certain it is that +ladies' imprudences make servants shameless, who, when they see +their mistresses make a false step, think nothing of going astray +themselves, or of its being known. All that Camilla could do was to +entreat Leonela to say nothing about her doings to him whom she called +her lover, and to conduct her own affairs secretly lest they should +come to the knowledge of Anselmo or of Lothario. Leonela said she +would, but kept her word in such a way that she confirmed Camilla's +apprehension of losing her reputation through her means; for this +abandoned and bold Leonela, as soon as she perceived that her +mistress's demeanour was not what it was wont to be, had the +audacity to introduce her lover into the house, confident that even if +her mistress saw him she would not dare to expose him; for the sins of +mistresses entail this mischief among others; they make themselves the +slaves of their own servants, and are obliged to hide their laxities +and depravities; as was the case with Camilla, who though she +perceived, not once but many times, that Leonela was with her lover in +some room of the house, not only did not dare to chide her, but +afforded her opportunities for concealing him and removed all +difficulties, lest he should be seen by her husband. She was unable, +however, to prevent him from being seen on one occasion, as he sallied +forth at daybreak, by Lothario, who, not knowing who he was, at +first took him for a spectre; but, as soon as he saw him hasten +away, muffling his face with his cloak and concealing himself +carefully and cautiously, he rejected this foolish idea, and adopted +another, which would have been the ruin of all had not Camilla found a +remedy. It did not occur to Lothario that this man he had seen issuing +at such an untimely hour from Anselmo's house could have entered it on +Leonela's account, nor did he even remember there was such a person as +Leonela; all he thought was that as Camilla had been light and +yielding with him, so she had been with another; for this further +penalty the erring woman's sin brings with it, that her honour is +distrusted even by him to whose overtures and persuasions she has +yielded; and he believes her to have surrendered more easily to +others, and gives implicit credence to every suspicion that comes into +his mind. All Lothario's good sense seems to have failed him at this +juncture; all his prudent maxims escaped his memory; for without +once reflecting rationally, and without more ado, in his impatience +and in the blindness of the jealous rage that gnawed his heart, and +dying to revenge himself upon Camilla, who had done him no wrong, +before Anselmo had risen he hastened to him and said to him, "Know, +Anselmo, that for several days past I have been struggling with +myself, striving to withhold from thee what it is no longer possible +or right that I should conceal from thee. Know that Camilla's fortress +has surrendered and is ready to submit to my will; and if I have +been slow to reveal this fact to thee, it was in order to see if it +were some light caprice of hers, or if she sought to try me and +ascertain if the love I began to make to her with thy permission was +made with a serious intention. I thought, too, that she, if she were +what she ought to be, and what we both believed her, would have ere +this given thee information of my addresses; but seeing that she +delays, I believe the truth of the promise she has given me that the +next time thou art absent from the house she will grant me an +interview in the closet where thy jewels are kept (and it was true +that Camilla used to meet him there); but I do not wish thee to rush +precipitately to take vengeance, for the sin is as yet only +committed in intention, and Camilla's may change perhaps between +this and the appointed time, and repentance spring up in its place. As +hitherto thou hast always followed my advice wholly or in part, follow +and observe this that I will give thee now, so that, without +mistake, and with mature deliberation, thou mayest satisfy thyself +as to what may seem the best course; pretend to absent thyself for two +or three days as thou hast been wont to do on other occasions, and +contrive to hide thyself in the closet; for the tapestries and other +things there afford great facilities for thy concealment, and then +thou wilt see with thine own eyes and I with mine what Camilla's +purpose may be. And if it be a guilty one, which may be feared +rather than expected, with silence, prudence, and discretion thou +canst thyself become the instrument of punishment for the wrong done +thee."</p> + +<p>Anselmo was amazed, overwhelmed, and astounded at the words of +Lothario, which came upon him at a time when he least expected to hear +them, for he now looked upon Camilla as having triumphed over the +pretended attacks of Lothario, and was beginning to enjoy the glory of +her victory. He remained silent for a considerable time, looking on +the ground with fixed gaze, and at length said, "Thou hast behaved, +Lothario, as I expected of thy friendship: I will follow thy advice in +everything; do as thou wilt, and keep this secret as thou seest it +should be kept in circumstances so unlooked for."</p> + +<p>Lothario gave him his word, but after leaving him he repented +altogether of what he had said to him, perceiving how foolishly he had +acted, as he might have revenged himself upon Camilla in some less +cruel and degrading way. He cursed his want of sense, condemned his +hasty resolution, and knew not what course to take to undo the +mischief or find some ready escape from it. At last he decided upon +revealing all to Camilla, and, as there was no want of opportunity for +doing so, he found her alone the same day; but she, as soon as she had +the chance of speaking to him, said, "Lothario my friend, I must +tell thee I have a sorrow in my heart which fills it so that it +seems ready to burst; and it will be a wonder if it does not; for +the audacity of Leonela has now reached such a pitch that every +night she conceals a gallant of hers in this house and remains with +him till morning, at the expense of my reputation; inasmuch as it is +open to anyone to question it who may see him quitting my house at +such unseasonable hours; but what distresses me is that I cannot +punish or chide her, for her privity to our intrigue bridles my +mouth and keeps me silent about hers, while I am dreading that some +catastrophe will come of it."</p> + +<p>As Camilla said this Lothario at first imagined it was some device +to delude him into the idea that the man he had seen going out was +Leonela's lover and not hers; but when he saw how she wept and +suffered, and begged him to help her, he became convinced of the +truth, and the conviction completed his confusion and remorse; +however, he told Camilla not to distress herself, as he would take +measures to put a stop to the insolence of Leonela. At the same time +he told her what, driven by the fierce rage of jealousy, he had said +to Anselmo, and how he had arranged to hide himself in the closet that +he might there see plainly how little she preserved her fidelity to +him; and he entreated her pardon for this madness, and her advice as +to how to repair it, and escape safely from the intricate labyrinth in +which his imprudence had involved him. Camilla was struck with alarm +at hearing what Lothario said, and with much anger, and great good +sense, she reproved him and rebuked his base design and the foolish +and mischievous resolution he had made; but as woman has by nature a +nimbler wit than man for good and for evil, though it is apt to fail +when she sets herself deliberately to reason, Camilla on the spur of +the moment thought of a way to remedy what was to all appearance +irremediable, and told Lothario to contrive that the next day +Anselmo should conceal himself in the place he mentioned, for she +hoped from his concealment to obtain the means of their enjoying +themselves for the future without any apprehension; and without +revealing her purpose to him entirely she charged him to be careful, +as soon as Anselmo was concealed, to come to her when Leonela should +call him, and to all she said to him to answer as he would have +answered had he not known that Anselmo was listening. Lothario pressed +her to explain her intention fully, so that he might with more +certainty and precaution take care to do what he saw to be needful.</p> + +<p>"I tell you," said Camilla, "there is nothing to take care of except +to answer me what I shall ask you;" for she did not wish to explain to +him beforehand what she meant to do, fearing lest he should be +unwilling to follow out an idea which seemed to her such a good one, +and should try or devise some other less practicable plan.</p> + +<p>Lothario then retired, and the next day Anselmo, under pretence of +going to his friend's country house, took his departure, and then +returned to conceal himself, which he was able to do easily, as +Camilla and Leonela took care to give him the opportunity; and so he +placed himself in hiding in the state of agitation that it may be +imagined he would feel who expected to see the vitals of his honour +laid bare before his eyes, and found himself on the point of losing +the supreme blessing he thought he possessed in his beloved Camilla. +Having made sure of Anselmo's being in his hiding-place, Camilla and +Leonela entered the closet, and the instant she set foot within it +Camilla said, with a deep sigh, "Ah! dear Leonela, would it not be +better, before I do what I am unwilling you should know lest you +should seek to prevent it, that you should take Anselmo's dagger +that I have asked of you and with it pierce this vile heart of mine? +But no; there is no reason why I should suffer the punishment of +another's fault. I will first know what it is that the bold licentious +eyes of Lothario have seen in me that could have encouraged him to +reveal to me a design so base as that which he has disclosed +regardless of his friend and of my honour. Go to the window, +Leonela, and call him, for no doubt he is in the street waiting to +carry out his vile project; but mine, cruel it may be, but honourable, +shall be carried out first."</p> + +<p>"Ah, senora," said the crafty Leonela, who knew her part, "what is +it you want to do with this dagger? Can it be that you mean to take +your own life, or Lothario's? for whichever you mean to do, it will +lead to the loss of your reputation and good name. It is better to +dissemble your wrong and not give this wicked man the chance of +entering the house now and finding us alone; consider, senora, we +are weak women and he is a man, and determined, and as he comes with +such a base purpose, blind and urged by passion, perhaps before you +can put yours into execution he may do what will be worse for you than +taking your life. Ill betide my master, Anselmo, for giving such +authority in his house to this shameless fellow! And supposing you +kill him, senora, as I suspect you mean to do, what shall we do with +him when he is dead?"</p> + +<p>"What, my friend?" replied Camilla, "we shall leave him for +Anselmo to bury him; for in reason it will be to him a light labour to +hide his own infamy under ground. Summon him, make haste, for all +the time I delay in taking vengeance for my wrong seems to me an +offence against the loyalty I owe my husband."</p> + +<p>Anselmo was listening to all this, and every word that Camilla +uttered made him change his mind; but when he heard that it was +resolved to kill Lothario his first impulse was to come out and show +himself to avert such a disaster; but in his anxiety to see the +issue of a resolution so bold and virtuous he restrained himself, +intending to come forth in time to prevent the deed. At this moment +Camilla, throwing herself upon a bed that was close by, swooned +away, and Leonela began to weep bitterly, exclaiming, "Woe is me! that +I should be fated to have dying here in my arms the flower of virtue +upon earth, the crown of true wives, the pattern of chastity!" with +more to the same effect, so that anyone who heard her would have taken +her for the most tender-hearted and faithful handmaid in the world, +and her mistress for another persecuted Penelope.</p> + +<p>Camilla was not long in recovering from her fainting fit and on +coming to herself she said, "Why do you not go, Leonela, to call +hither that friend, the falsest to his friend the sun ever shone +upon or night concealed? Away, run, haste, speed! lest the fire of +my wrath burn itself out with delay, and the righteous vengeance +that I hope for melt away in menaces and maledictions."</p> + +<p>"I am just going to call him, senora," said Leonela; "but you must +first give me that dagger, lest while I am gone you should by means of +it give cause to all who love you to weep all their lives."</p> + +<p>"Go in peace, dear Leonela, I will not do so," said Camilla, "for +rash and foolish as I may be, to your mind, in defending my honour, +I am not going to be so much so as that Lucretia who they say killed +herself without having done anything wrong, and without having first +killed him on whom the guilt of her misfortune lay. I shall die, if +I am to die; but it must be after full vengeance upon him who has +brought me here to weep over audacity that no fault of mine gave birth +to."</p> + +<p>Leonela required much pressing before she would go to summon +Lothario, but at last she went, and while awaiting her return +Camilla continued, as if speaking to herself, "Good God! would it +not have been more prudent to have repulsed Lothario, as I have done +many a time before, than to allow him, as I am now doing, to think +me unchaste and vile, even for the short time I must wait until I +undeceive him? No doubt it would have been better; but I should not be +avenged, nor the honour of my husband vindicated, should he find so +clear and easy an escape from the strait into which his depravity +has led him. Let the traitor pay with his life for the temerity of his +wanton wishes, and let the world know (if haply it shall ever come +to know) that Camilla not only preserved her allegiance to her +husband, but avenged him of the man who dared to wrong him. Still, I +think it might be better to disclose this to Anselmo. But then I +have called his attention to it in the letter I wrote to him in the +country, and, if he did nothing to prevent the mischief I there +pointed out to him, I suppose it was that from pure goodness of +heart and trustfulness he would not and could not believe that any +thought against his honour could harbour in the breast of so stanch +a friend; nor indeed did I myself believe it for many days, nor should +I have ever believed it if his insolence had not gone so far as to +make it manifest by open presents, lavish promises, and ceaseless +tears. But why do I argue thus? Does a bold determination stand in +need of arguments? Surely not. Then traitors avaunt! Vengeance to my +aid! Let the false one come, approach, advance, die, yield up his +life, and then befall what may. Pure I came to him whom Heaven +bestowed upon me, pure I shall leave him; and at the worst bathed in +my own chaste blood and in the foul blood of the falsest friend that +friendship ever saw in the world;" and as she uttered these words +she paced the room holding the unsheathed dagger, with such +irregular and disordered steps, and such gestures that one would +have supposed her to have lost her senses, and taken her for some +violent desperado instead of a delicate woman.</p> + +<p>Anselmo, hidden behind some tapestries where he had concealed +himself, beheld and was amazed at all, and already felt that what he +had seen and heard was a sufficient answer to even greater suspicions; +and he would have been now well pleased if the proof afforded by +Lothario's coming were dispensed with, as he feared some sudden +mishap; but as he was on the point of showing himself and coming forth +to embrace and undeceive his wife he paused as he saw Leonela +returning, leading Lothario. Camilla when she saw him, drawing a +long line in front of her on the floor with the dagger, said to him, +"Lothario, pay attention to what I say to thee: if by any chance +thou darest to cross this line thou seest, or even approach it, the +instant I see thee attempt it that same instant will I pierce my bosom +with this dagger that I hold in my hand; and before thou answerest +me a word desire thee to listen to a few from me, and afterwards +thou shalt reply as may please thee. First, I desire thee to tell +me, Lothario, if thou knowest my husband Anselmo, and in what light +thou regardest him; and secondly I desire to know if thou knowest me +too. Answer me this, without embarrassment or reflecting deeply what +thou wilt answer, for they are no riddles I put to thee."</p> + +<p>Lothario was not so dull but that from the first moment when Camilla +directed him to make Anselmo hide himself he understood what she +intended to do, and therefore he fell in with her idea so readily +and promptly that between them they made the imposture look more +true than truth; so he answered her thus: "I did not think, fair +Camilla, that thou wert calling me to ask questions so remote from the +object with which I come; but if it is to defer the promised reward +thou art doing so, thou mightst have put it off still longer, for +the longing for happiness gives the more distress the nearer comes the +hope of gaining it; but lest thou shouldst say that I do not answer +thy questions, I say that I know thy husband Anselmo, and that we have +known each other from our earliest years; I will not speak of what +thou too knowest, of our friendship, that I may not compel myself to +testify against the wrong that love, the mighty excuse for greater +errors, makes me inflict upon him. Thee I know and hold in the same +estimation as he does, for were it not so I had not for a lesser prize +acted in opposition to what I owe to my station and the holy laws of +true friendship, now broken and violated by me through that powerful +enemy, love."</p> + +<p>"If thou dost confess that," returned Camilla, "mortal enemy of +all that rightly deserves to be loved, with what face dost thou dare +to come before one whom thou knowest to be the mirror wherein he is +reflected on whom thou shouldst look to see how unworthily thou him? +But, woe is me, I now comprehend what has made thee give so little +heed to what thou owest to thyself; it must have been some freedom +of mine, for I will not call it immodesty, as it did not proceed +from any deliberate intention, but from some heedlessness such as +women are guilty of through inadvertence when they think they have +no occasion for reserve. But tell me, traitor, when did I by word or +sign give a reply to thy prayers that could awaken in thee a shadow of +hope of attaining thy base wishes? When were not thy professions of +love sternly and scornfully rejected and rebuked? When were thy +frequent pledges and still more frequent gifts believed or accepted? +But as I am persuaded that no one can long persevere in the attempt to +win love unsustained by some hope, I am willing to attribute to myself +the blame of thy assurance, for no doubt some thoughtlessness of +mine has all this time fostered thy hopes; and therefore will I punish +myself and inflict upon myself the penalty thy guilt deserves. And +that thou mayest see that being so relentless to myself I cannot +possibly be otherwise to thee, I have summoned thee to be a witness of +the sacrifice I mean to offer to the injured honour of my honoured +husband, wronged by thee with all the assiduity thou wert capable +of, and by me too through want of caution in avoiding every +occasion, if I have given any, of encouraging and sanctioning thy base +designs. Once more I say the suspicion in my mind that some imprudence +of mine has engendered these lawless thoughts in thee, is what +causes me most distress and what I desire most to punish with my own +hands, for were any other instrument of punishment employed my error +might become perhaps more widely known; but before I do so, in my +death I mean to inflict death, and take with me one that will fully +satisfy my longing for the revenge I hope for and have; for I shall +see, wheresoever it may be that I go, the penalty awarded by +inflexible, unswerving justice on him who has placed me in a +position so desperate."</p> + +<p>As she uttered these words, with incredible energy and swiftness she +flew upon Lothario with the naked dagger, so manifestly bent on +burying it in his breast that he was almost uncertain whether these +demonstrations were real or feigned, for he was obliged to have +recourse to all his skill and strength to prevent her from striking +him; and with such reality did she act this strange farce and +mystification that, to give it a colour of truth, she determined to +stain it with her own blood; for perceiving, or pretending, that she +could not wound Lothario, she said, "Fate, it seems, will not grant my +just desire complete satisfaction, but it will not be able to keep +me from satisfying it partially at least;" and making an effort to +free the hand with the dagger which Lothario held in his grasp, she +released it, and directing the point to a place where it could not +inflict a deep wound, she plunged it into her left side high up +close to the shoulder, and then allowed herself to fall to the +ground as if in a faint.</p> + +<p>Leonela and Lothario stood amazed and astounded at the +catastrophe, and seeing Camilla stretched on the ground and bathed +in her blood they were still uncertain as to the true nature of the +act. Lothario, terrified and breathless, ran in haste to pluck out the +dagger; but when he saw how slight the wound was he was relieved of +his fears and once more admired the subtlety, coolness, and ready +wit of the fair Camilla; and the better to support the part he had +to play he began to utter profuse and doleful lamentations over her +body as if she were dead, invoking maledictions not only on himself +but also on him who had been the means of placing him in such a +position: and knowing that his friend Anselmo heard him he spoke in +such a way as to make a listener feel much more pity for him than +for Camilla, even though he supposed her dead. Leonela took her up +in her arms and laid her on the bed, entreating Lothario to go in +quest of some one to attend to her wound in secret, and at the same +time asking his advice and opinion as to what they should say to +Anselmo about his lady's wound if he should chance to return before it +was healed. He replied they might say what they liked, for he was +not in a state to give advice that would be of any use; all he could +tell her was to try and stanch the blood, as he was going where he +should never more be seen; and with every appearance of deep grief and +sorrow he left the house; but when he found himself alone, and where +there was nobody to see him, he crossed himself unceasingly, lost in +wonder at the adroitness of Camilla and the consistent acting of +Leonela. He reflected how convinced Anselmo would be that he had a +second Portia for a wife, and he looked forward anxiously to meeting +him in order to rejoice together over falsehood and truth the most +craftily veiled that could be imagined.</p> + +<p>Leonela, as he told her, stanched her lady's blood, which was no +more than sufficed to support her deception; and washing the wound +with a little wine she bound it up to the best of her skill, talking +all the time she was tending her in a strain that, even if nothing +else had been said before, would have been enough to assure Anselmo +that he had in Camilla a model of purity. To Leonela's words Camilla +added her own, calling herself cowardly and wanting in spirit, since +she had not enough at the time she had most need of it to rid +herself of the life she so much loathed. She asked her attendant's +advice as to whether or not she ought to inform her beloved husband of +all that had happened, but the other bade her say nothing about it, as +she would lay upon him the obligation of taking vengeance on Lothario, +which he could not do but at great risk to himself; and it was the +duty of a true wife not to give her husband provocation to quarrel, +but, on the contrary, to remove it as far as possible from him.</p> + +<p>Camilla replied that she believed she was right and that she would +follow her advice, but at any rate it would be well to consider how +she was to explain the wound to Anselmo, for he could not help +seeing it; to which Leonela answered that she did not know how to tell +a lie even in jest.</p> + +<p>"How then can I know, my dear?" said Camilla, "for I should not dare +to forge or keep up a falsehood if my life depended on it. If we can +think of no escape from this difficulty, it will be better to tell him +the plain truth than that he should find us out in an untrue story."</p> + +<p>"Be not uneasy, senora," said Leonela; "between this and to-morrow I +will think of what we must say to him, and perhaps the wound being +where it is it can be hidden from his sight, and Heaven will be +pleased to aid us in a purpose so good and honourable. Compose +yourself, senora, and endeavour to calm your excitement lest my lord +find you agitated; and leave the rest to my care and God's, who always +supports good intentions."</p> + +<p>Anselmo had with the deepest attention listened to and seen played +out the tragedy of the death of his honour, which the performers acted +with such wonderfully effective truth that it seemed as if they had +become the realities of the parts they played. He longed for night and +an opportunity of escaping from the house to go and see his good +friend Lothario, and with him give vent to his joy over the precious +pearl he had gained in having established his wife's purity. Both +mistress and maid took care to give him time and opportunity to get +away, and taking advantage of it he made his escape, and at once +went in quest of Lothario, and it would be impossible to describe +how he embraced him when he found him, and the things he said to him +in the joy of his heart, and the praises he bestowed upon Camilla; all +which Lothario listened to without being able to show any pleasure, +for he could not forget how deceived his friend was, and how +dishonourably he had wronged him; and though Anselmo could see that +Lothario was not glad, still he imagined it was only because he had +left Camilla wounded and had been himself the cause of it; and so +among other things he told him not to be distressed about Camilla's +accident, for, as they had agreed to hide it from him, the wound was +evidently trifling; and that being so, he had no cause for fear, but +should henceforward be of good cheer and rejoice with him, seeing that +by his means and adroitness he found himself raised to the greatest +height of happiness that he could have ventured to hope for, and +desired no better pastime than making verses in praise of Camilla that +would preserve her name for all time to come. Lothario commended his +purpose, and promised on his own part to aid him in raising a monument +so glorious.</p> + +<p>And so Anselmo was left the most charmingly hoodwinked man there +could be in the world. He himself, persuaded he was conducting the +instrument of his glory, led home by the hand him who had been the +utter destruction of his good name; whom Camilla received with averted +countenance, though with smiles in her heart. The deception was +carried on for some time, until at the end of a few months Fortune +turned her wheel and the guilt which had been until then so +skilfully concealed was published abroad, and Anselmo paid with his +life the penalty of his ill-advised curiosity.</p> + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch35"></a>CHAPTER XXXV.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS BATTLE DON QUIXOTE HAD +WITH CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, AND BRINGS THE NOVEL OF "THE +ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" TO A CLOSE +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + + +<p>There remained but little more of the novel to be read, when +Sancho Panza burst forth in wild excitement from the garret where +Don Quixote was lying, shouting, "Run, sirs! quick; and help my +master, who is in the thick of the toughest and stiffest battle I ever +laid eyes on. By the living God he has given the giant, the enemy of +my lady the Princess Micomicona, such a slash that he has sliced his +head clean off as if it were a turnip."</p> + +<p>"What are you talking about, brother?" said the curate, pausing as +he was about to read the remainder of the novel. "Are you in your +senses, Sancho? How the devil can it be as you say, when the giant +is two thousand leagues away?"</p> + +<p>Here they heard a loud noise in the chamber, and Don Quixote +shouting out, "Stand, thief, brigand, villain; now I have got thee, +and thy scimitar shall not avail thee!" And then it seemed as though +he were slashing vigorously at the wall.</p> + +<p>"Don't stop to listen," said Sancho, "but go in and part them or +help my master: though there is no need of that now, for no doubt +the giant is dead by this time and giving account to God of his past +wicked life; for I saw the blood flowing on the ground, and the head +cut off and fallen on one side, and it is as big as a large +wine-skin."</p> + +<p>"May I die," said the landlord at this, "if Don Quixote or Don Devil +has not been slashing some of the skins of red wine that stand full at +his bed's head, and the spilt wine must be what this good fellow takes +for blood;" and so saying he went into the room and the rest after +him, and there they found Don Quixote in the strangest costume in +the world. He was in his shirt, which was not long enough in front +to cover his thighs completely and was six fingers shorter behind; his +legs were very long and lean, covered with hair, and anything but +clean; on his head he had a little greasy red cap that belonged to the +host, round his left arm he had rolled the blanket of the bed, to +which Sancho, for reasons best known to himself, owed a grudge, and in +his right hand he held his unsheathed sword, with which he was +slashing about on all sides, uttering exclamations as if he were +actually fighting some giant: and the best of it was his eyes were not +open, for he was fast asleep, and dreaming that he was doing battle +with the giant. For his imagination was so wrought upon by the +adventure he was going to accomplish, that it made him dream he had +already reached the kingdom of Micomicon, and was engaged in combat +with his enemy; and believing he was laying on the giant, he had given +so many sword cuts to the skins that the whole room was full of +wine. On seeing this the landlord was so enraged that he fell on Don +Quixote, and with his clenched fist began to pummel him in such a way, +that if Cardenio and the curate had not dragged him off, he would have +brought the war of the giant to an end. But in spite of all the poor +gentleman never woke until the barber brought a great pot of cold +water from the well and flung it with one dash all over his body, on +which Don Quixote woke up, but not so completely as to understand what +was the matter. Dorothea, seeing how short and slight his attire +was, would not go in to witness the battle between her champion and +her opponent. As for Sancho, he went searching all over the floor +for the head of the giant, and not finding it he said, "I see now that +it's all enchantment in this house; for the last time, on this very +spot where I am now, I got ever so many thumps without knowing who +gave them to me, or being able to see anybody; and now this head is +not to be seen anywhere about, though I saw it cut off with my own +eyes and the blood running from the body as if from a fountain."</p> + +<p>"What blood and fountains are you talking about, enemy of God and +his saints?" said the landlord. "Don't you see, you thief, that the +blood and the fountain are only these skins here that have been +stabbed and the red wine swimming all over the room?—and I wish I saw +the soul of him that stabbed them swimming in hell."</p> + +<p>"I know nothing about that," said Sancho; "all I know is it will +be my bad luck that through not finding this head my county will +melt away like salt in water;"—for Sancho awake was worse than his +master asleep, so much had his master's promises addled his wits.</p> + +<p>The landlord was beside himself at the coolness of the squire and +the mischievous doings of the master, and swore it should not be +like the last time when they went without paying; and that their +privileges of chivalry should not hold good this time to let one or +other of them off without paying, even to the cost of the plugs that +would have to be put to the damaged wine-skins. The curate was holding +Don Quixote's hands, who, fancying he had now ended the adventure +and was in the presence of the Princess Micomicona, knelt before the +curate and said, "Exalted and beauteous lady, your highness may live +from this day forth fearless of any harm this base being could do you; +and I too from this day forth am released from the promise I gave you, +since by the help of God on high and by the favour of her by whom I +live and breathe, I have fulfilled it so successfully."</p> + +<p>"Did not I say so?" said Sancho on hearing this. "You see I wasn't +drunk; there you see my master has already salted the giant; there's +no doubt about the bulls; my county is all right!"</p> + +<p>Who could have helped laughing at the absurdities of the pair, +master and man? And laugh they did, all except the landlord, who +cursed himself; but at length the barber, Cardenio, and the curate +contrived with no small trouble to get Don Quixote on the bed, and +he fell asleep with every appearance of excessive weariness. They left +him to sleep, and came out to the gate of the inn to console Sancho +Panza on not having found the head of the giant; but much more work +had they to appease the landlord, who was furious at the sudden +death of his wine-skins; and said the landlady half scolding, half +crying, "At an evil moment and in an unlucky hour he came into my +house, this knight-errant—would that I had never set eyes on him, for +dear he has cost me; the last time he went off with the overnight +score against him for supper, bed, straw, and barley, for himself +and his squire and a hack and an ass, saying he was a knight +adventurer—God send unlucky adventures to him and all the adventurers +in the world—and therefore not bound to pay anything, for it was so +settled by the knight-errantry tariff: and then, all because of him, +came the other gentleman and carried off my tail, and gives it back +more than two cuartillos the worse, all stripped of its hair, so +that it is no use for my husband's purpose; and then, for a +finishing touch to all, to burst my wine-skins and spill my wine! I +wish I saw his own blood spilt! But let him not deceive himself, +for, by the bones of my father and the shade of my mother, they +shall pay me down every quarts; or my name is not what it is, and I am +not my father's daughter." All this and more to the same effect the +landlady delivered with great irritation, and her good maid Maritornes +backed her up, while the daughter held her peace and smiled from +time to time. The curate smoothed matters by promising to make good +all losses to the best of his power, not only as regarded the +wine-skins but also the wine, and above all the depreciation of the +tail which they set such store by. Dorothea comforted Sancho, +telling him that she pledged herself, as soon as it should appear +certain that his master had decapitated the giant, and she found +herself peacefully established in her kingdom, to bestow upon him +the best county there was in it. With this Sancho consoled himself, +and assured the princess she might rely upon it that he had seen the +head of the giant, and more by token it had a beard that reached to +the girdle, and that if it was not to be seen now it was because +everything that happened in that house went by enchantment, as he +himself had proved the last time he had lodged there. Dorothea said +she fully believed it, and that he need not be uneasy, for all would +go well and turn out as he wished. All therefore being appeased, the +curate was anxious to go on with the novel, as he saw there was but +little more left to read. Dorothea and the others begged him to finish +it, and he, as he was willing to please them, and enjoyed reading it +himself, continued the tale in these words:</p> + +<p> +The result was, that from the confidence Anselmo felt in Camilla's +virtue, he lived happy and free from anxiety, and Camilla purposely +looked coldly on Lothario, that Anselmo might suppose her feelings +towards him to be the opposite of what they were; and the better to +support the position, Lothario begged to be excused from coming to the +house, as the displeasure with which Camilla regarded his presence was +plain to be seen. But the befooled Anselmo said he would on no account +allow such a thing, and so in a thousand ways he became the author +of his own dishonour, while he believed he was insuring his happiness. +Meanwhile the satisfaction with which Leonela saw herself empowered to +carry on her amour reached such a height that, regardless of +everything else, she followed her inclinations unrestrainedly, feeling +confident that her mistress would screen her, and even show her how to +manage it safely. At last one night Anselmo heard footsteps in +Leonela's room, and on trying to enter to see who it was, he found +that the door was held against him, which made him all the more +determined to open it; and exerting his strength he forced it open, +and entered the room in time to see a man leaping through the window +into the street. He ran quickly to seize him or discover who he was, +but he was unable to effect either purpose, for Leonela flung her arms +round him crying, "Be calm, senor; do not give way to passion or +follow him who has escaped from this; he belongs to me, and in fact he +is my husband."</p> + +<p>Anselmo would not believe it, but blind with rage drew a dagger +and threatened to stab Leonela, bidding her tell the truth or he would +kill her. She, in her fear, not knowing what she was saying, +exclaimed, "Do not kill me, senor, for I can tell you things more +important than any you can imagine."</p> + +<p>"Tell me then at once or thou diest," said Anselmo.</p> + +<p>"It would be impossible for me now," said Leonela, "I am so +agitated: leave me till to-morrow, and then you shall hear from me +what will fill you with astonishment; but rest assured that he who +leaped through the window is a young man of this city, who has given +me his promise to become my husband."</p> + +<p>Anselmo was appeased with this, and was content to wait the time she +asked of him, for he never expected to hear anything against +Camilla, so satisfied and sure of her virtue was he; and so he quitted +the room, and left Leonela locked in, telling her she should not +come out until she had told him all she had to make known to him. He +went at once to see Camilla, and tell her, as he did, all that had +passed between him and her handmaid, and the promise she had given him +to inform him matters of serious importance.</p> + +<p>There is no need of saying whether Camilla was agitated or not, +for so great was her fear and dismay, that, making sure, as she had +good reason to do, that Leonela would tell Anselmo all she knew of her +faithlessness, she had not the courage to wait and see if her +suspicions were confirmed; and that same night, as soon as she thought +that Anselmo was asleep, she packed up the most valuable jewels she +had and some money, and without being observed by anybody escaped from +the house and betook herself to Lothario's, to whom she related what +had occurred, imploring him to convey her to some place of safety or +fly with her where they might be safe from Anselmo. The state of +perplexity to which Camilla reduced Lothario was such that he was +unable to utter a word in reply, still less to decide upon what he +should do. At length he resolved to conduct her to a convent of +which a sister of his was prioress; Camilla agreed to this, and with +the speed which the circumstances demanded, Lothario took her to the +convent and left her there, and then himself quitted the city +without letting anyone know of his departure.</p> + +<p>As soon as daylight came Anselmo, without missing Camilla from his +side, rose cager to learn what Leonela had to tell him, and hastened +to the room where he had locked her in. He opened the door, entered, +but found no Leonela; all he found was some sheets knotted to the +window, a plain proof that she had let herself down from it and +escaped. He returned, uneasy, to tell Camilla, but not finding her +in bed or anywhere in the house he was lost in amazement. He asked the +servants of the house about her, but none of them could give him any +explanation. As he was going in search of Camilla it happened by +chance that he observed her boxes were lying open, and that the +greater part of her jewels were gone; and now he became fully aware of +his disgrace, and that Leonela was not the cause of his misfortune; +and, just as he was, without delaying to dress himself completely, +he repaired, sad at heart and dejected, to his friend Lothario to make +known his sorrow to him; but when he failed to find him and the +servants reported that he had been absent from his house all night and +had taken with him all the money he had, he felt as though he were +losing his senses; and to make all complete on returning to his own +house he found it deserted and empty, not one of all his servants, +male or female, remaining in it. He knew not what to think, or say, or +do, and his reason seemed to be deserting him little by little. He +reviewed his position, and saw himself in a moment left without +wife, friend, or servants, abandoned, he felt, by the heaven above +him, and more than all robbed of his honour, for in Camilla's +disappearance he saw his own ruin. After long reflection he resolved +at last to go to his friend's village, where he had been staying +when he afforded opportunities for the contrivance of this +complication of misfortune. He locked the doors of his house, +mounted his horse, and with a broken spirit set out on his journey; +but he had hardly gone half-way when, harassed by his reflections, +he had to dismount and tie his horse to a tree, at the foot of which +he threw himself, giving vent to piteous heartrending sighs; and there +he remained till nearly nightfall, when he observed a man +approaching on horseback from the city, of whom, after saluting him, +he asked what was the news in Florence.</p> + +<p>The citizen replied, "The strangest that have been heard for many +a day; for it is reported abroad that Lothario, the great friend of +the wealthy Anselmo, who lived at San Giovanni, carried off last night +Camilla, the wife of Anselmo, who also has disappeared. All this has +been told by a maid-servant of Camilla's, whom the governor found last +night lowering herself by a sheet from the windows of Anselmo's house. +I know not indeed, precisely, how the affair came to pass; all I +know is that the whole city is wondering at the occurrence, for no one +could have expected a thing of the kind, seeing the great and intimate +friendship that existed between them, so great, they say, that they +were called 'The Two Friends.'"</p> + +<p>"Is it known at all," said Anselmo, "what road Lothario and +Camilla took?"</p> + +<p>"Not in the least," said the citizen, "though the governor has +been very active in searching for them."</p> + +<p>"God speed you, senor," said Anselmo.</p> + +<p>"God be with you," said the citizen and went his way.</p> + +<p>This disastrous intelligence almost robbed Anselmo not only of his +senses but of his life. He got up as well as he was able and reached +the house of his friend, who as yet knew nothing of his misfortune, +but seeing him come pale, worn, and haggard, perceived that he was +suffering some heavy affliction. Anselmo at once begged to be +allowed to retire to rest, and to be given writing materials. His wish +was complied with and he was left lying down and alone, for he desired +this, and even that the door should be locked. Finding himself alone +he so took to heart the thought of his misfortune that by the signs of +death he felt within him he knew well his life was drawing to a close, +and therefore he resolved to leave behind him a declaration of the +cause of his strange end. He began to write, but before he had put +down all he meant to say, his breath failed him and he yielded up +his life, a victim to the suffering which his ill-advised curiosity +had entailed upon him. The master of the house observing that it was +now late and that Anselmo did not call, determined to go in and +ascertain if his indisposition was increasing, and found him lying +on his face, his body partly in the bed, partly on the +writing-table, on which he lay with the written paper open and the pen +still in his hand. Having first called to him without receiving any +answer, his host approached him, and taking him by the hand, found +that it was cold, and saw that he was dead. Greatly surprised and +distressed he summoned the household to witness the sad fate which had +befallen Anselmo; and then he read the paper, the handwriting of which +he recognised as his, and which contained these words:</p> + +<p>"A foolish and ill-advised desire has robbed me of life. If the news +of my death should reach the ears of Camilla, let her know that I +forgive her, for she was not bound to perform miracles, nor ought I to +have required her to perform them; and since I have been the author of +my own dishonour, there is no reason why-"</p> + +<p>So far Anselmo had written, and thus it was plain that at this +point, before he could finish what he had to say, his life came to +an end. The next day his friend sent intelligence of his death to +his relatives, who had already ascertained his misfortune, as well +as the convent where Camilla lay almost on the point of accompanying +her husband on that inevitable journey, not on account of the +tidings of his death, but because of those she received of her lover's +departure. Although she saw herself a widow, it is said she refused +either to quit the convent or take the veil, until, not long +afterwards, intelligence reached her that Lothario had been killed +in a battle in which M. de Lautrec had been recently engaged with +the Great Captain Gonzalo Fernandez de Cordova in the kingdom of +Naples, whither her too late repentant lover had repaired. On learning +this Camilla took the veil, and shortly afterwards died, worn out by +grief and melancholy. This was the end of all three, an end that +came of a thoughtless beginning.</p> + +<p> +"I like this novel," said the curate; "but I cannot persuade +myself of its truth; and if it has been invented, the author's +invention is faulty, for it is impossible to imagine any husband so +foolish as to try such a costly experiment as Anselmo's. If it had +been represented as occurring between a gallant and his mistress it +might pass; but between husband and wife there is something of an +impossibility about it. As to the way in which the story is told, +however, I have no fault to find."</p> + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch36"></a>CHAPTER XXXVI.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT OCCURRED AT THE INN +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> +<center><a name="c36a"></a><img alt="c36a.jpg (124K)" src="images/c36a.jpg" height="393" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c36a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Just at that instant the landlord, who was standing at the gate of +the inn, exclaimed, "Here comes a fine troop of guests; if they stop +here we may say gaudeamus."</p> + +<p>"What are they?" said Cardenio.</p> + +<p>"Four men," said the landlord, "riding a la jineta, with lances +and bucklers, and all with black veils, and with them there is a woman +in white on a side-saddle, whose face is also veiled, and two +attendants on foot."</p> + +<p>"Are they very near?" said the curate.</p> + +<p>"So near," answered the landlord, "that here they come."</p> + +<p>Hearing this Dorothea covered her face, and Cardenio retreated +into Don Quixote's room, and they hardly had time to do so before +the whole party the host had described entered the inn, and the four +that were on horseback, who were of highbred appearance and bearing, +dismounted, and came forward to take down the woman who rode on the +side-saddle, and one of them taking her in his arms placed her in a +chair that stood at the entrance of the room where Cardenio had hidden +himself. All this time neither she nor they had removed their veils or +spoken a word, only on sitting down on the chair the woman gave a deep +sigh and let her arms fall like one that was ill and weak. The +attendants on foot then led the horses away to the stable. Observing +this the curate, curious to know who these people in such a dress +and preserving such silence were, went to where the servants were +standing and put the question to one of them, who answered him.</p> + +<p>"Faith, sir, I cannot tell you who they are, I only know they seem +to be people of distinction, particularly he who advanced to take +the lady you saw in his arms; and I say so because all the rest show +him respect, and nothing is done except what he directs and orders."</p> + +<p>"And the lady, who is she?" asked the curate.</p> + +<p>"That I cannot tell you either," said the servant, "for I have not +seen her face all the way: I have indeed heard her sigh many times and +utter such groans that she seems to be giving up the ghost every time; +but it is no wonder if we do not know more than we have told you, as +my comrade and I have only been in their company two days, for +having met us on the road they begged and persuaded us to accompany +them to Andalusia, promising to pay us well."</p> + +<p>"And have you heard any of them called by his name?" asked the +curate.</p> + +<p>"No, indeed," replied the servant; "they all preserve a marvellous +silence on the road, for not a sound is to be heard among them +except the poor lady's sighs and sobs, which make us pity her; and +we feel sure that wherever it is she is going, it is against her will, +and as far as one can judge from her dress she is a nun or, what is +more likely, about to become one; and perhaps it is because taking the +vows is not of her own free will, that she is so unhappy as she +seems to be."</p> + +<p>"That may well be," said the curate, and leaving them he returned to +where Dorothea was, who, hearing the veiled lady sigh, moved by +natural compassion drew near to her and said, "What are you +suffering from, senora? If it be anything that women are accustomed +and know how to relieve, I offer you my services with all my heart."</p> + +<p>To this the unhappy lady made no reply; and though Dorothea repeated +her offers more earnestly she still kept silence, until the +gentleman with the veil, who, the servant said, was obeyed by the +rest, approached and said to Dorothea, "Do not give yourself the +trouble, senora, of making any offers to that woman, for it is her way +to give no thanks for anything that is done for her; and do not try to +make her answer unless you want to hear some lie from her lips."</p> + +<p>"I have never told a lie," was the immediate reply of her who had +been silent until now; "on the contrary, it is because I am so +truthful and so ignorant of lying devices that I am now in this +miserable condition; and this I call you yourself to witness, for it +is my unstained truth that has made you false and a liar."</p> + +<p>Cardenio heard these words clearly and distinctly, being quite close +to the speaker, for there was only the door of Don Quixote's room +between them, and the instant he did so, uttering a loud exclamation +he cried, "Good God! what is this I hear? What voice is this that +has reached my ears?" Startled at the voice the lady turned her +head; and not seeing the speaker she stood up and attempted to enter +the room; observing which the gentleman held her back, preventing +her from moving a step. In her agitation and sudden movement the +silk with which she had covered her face fell off and disclosed a +countenance of incomparable and marvellous beauty, but pale and +terrified; for she kept turning her eyes, everywhere she could +direct her gaze, with an eagerness that made her look as if she had +lost her senses, and so marked that it excited the pity of Dorothea +and all who beheld her, though they knew not what caused it. The +gentleman grasped her firmly by the shoulders, and being so fully +occupied with holding her back, he was unable to put a hand to his +veil which was falling off, as it did at length entirely, and +Dorothea, who was holding the lady in her arms, raising her eyes saw +that he who likewise held her was her husband, Don Fernando. The +instant she recognised him, with a prolonged plaintive cry drawn +from the depths of her heart, she fell backwards fainting, and but for +the barber being close by to catch her in his arms, she would have +fallen completely to the ground. The curate at once hastened to +uncover her face and throw water on it, and as he did so Don Fernando, +for he it was who held the other in his arms, recognised her and stood +as if death-stricken by the sight; not, however, relaxing his grasp of +Luscinda, for it was she that was struggling to release herself from +his hold, having recognised Cardenio by his voice, as he had +recognised her. Cardenio also heard Dorothea's cry as she fell +fainting, and imagining that it came from his Luscinda burst forth +in terror from the room, and the first thing he saw was Don Fernando +with Luscinda in his arms. Don Fernando, too, knew Cardenio at once; +and all three, Luscinda, Cardenio, and Dorothea, stood in silent +amazement scarcely knowing what had happened to them.</p> + +<p>They gazed at one another without speaking, Dorothea at Don +Fernando, Don Fernando at Cardenio, Cardenio at Luscinda, and Luscinda +at Cardenio. The first to break silence was Luscinda, who thus +addressed Don Fernando: "Leave me, Senor Don Fernando, for the sake of +what you owe to yourself; if no other reason will induce you, leave me +to cling to the wall of which I am the ivy, to the support from +which neither your importunities, nor your threats, nor your promises, +nor your gifts have been able to detach me. See how Heaven, by ways +strange and hidden from our sight, has brought me face to face with my +true husband; and well you know by dear-bought experience that death +alone will be able to efface him from my memory. May this plain +declaration, then, lead you, as you can do nothing else, to turn +your love into rage, your affection into resentment, and so to take my +life; for if I yield it up in the presence of my beloved husband I +count it well bestowed; it may be by my death he will be convinced +that I kept my faith to him to the last moment of life."</p> + +<p>Meanwhile Dorothea had come to herself, and had heard Luscinda's +words, by means of which she divined who she was; but seeing that +Don Fernando did not yet release her or reply to her, summoning up her +resolution as well as she could she rose and knelt at his feet, and +with a flood of bright and touching tears addressed him thus:</p> + +<p>"If, my lord, the beams of that sun that thou holdest eclipsed in +thine arms did not dazzle and rob thine eyes of sight thou wouldst +have seen by this time that she who kneels at thy feet is, so long +as thou wilt have it so, the unhappy and unfortunate Dorothea. I am +that lowly peasant girl whom thou in thy goodness or for thy +pleasure wouldst raise high enough to call herself thine; I am she who +in the seclusion of innocence led a contented life until at the +voice of thy importunity, and thy true and tender passion, as it +seemed, she opened the gates of her modesty and surrendered to thee +the keys of her liberty; a gift received by thee but thanklessly, as +is clearly shown by my forced retreat to the place where thou dost +find me, and by thy appearance under the circumstances in which I +see thee. Nevertheless, I would not have thee suppose that I have come +here driven by my shame; it is only grief and sorrow at seeing +myself forgotten by thee that have led me. It was thy will to make +me thine, and thou didst so follow thy will, that now, even though +thou repentest, thou canst not help being mine. Bethink thee, my lord, +the unsurpassable affection I bear thee may compensate for the +beauty and noble birth for which thou wouldst desert me. Thou canst +not be the fair Luscinda's because thou art mine, nor can she be thine +because she is Cardenio's; and it will be easier, remember, to bend +thy will to love one who adores thee, than to lead one to love thee +who abhors thee now. Thou didst address thyself to my simplicity, thou +didst lay siege to my virtue, thou wert not ignorant of my station, +well dost thou know how I yielded wholly to thy will; there is no +ground or reason for thee to plead deception, and if it be so, as it +is, and if thou art a Christian as thou art a gentleman, why dost thou +by such subterfuges put off making me as happy at last as thou didst +at first? And if thou wilt not have me for what I am, thy true and +lawful wife, at least take and accept me as thy slave, for so long +as I am thine I will count myself happy and fortunate. Do not by +deserting me let my shame become the talk of the gossips in the +streets; make not the old age of my parents miserable; for the loyal +services they as faithful vassals have ever rendered thine are not +deserving of such a return; and if thou thinkest it will debase thy +blood to mingle it with mine, reflect that there is little or no +nobility in the world that has not travelled the same road, and that +in illustrious lineages it is not the woman's blood that is of +account; and, moreover, that true nobility consists in virtue, and +if thou art wanting in that, refusing me what in justice thou owest +me, then even I have higher claims to nobility than thine. To make +an end, senor, these are my last words to thee: whether thou wilt, +or wilt not, I am thy wife; witness thy words, which must not and +ought not to be false, if thou dost pride thyself on that for want +of which thou scornest me; witness the pledge which thou didst give +me, and witness Heaven, which thou thyself didst call to witness the +promise thou hadst made me; and if all this fail, thy own conscience +will not fail to lift up its silent voice in the midst of all thy +gaiety, and vindicate the truth of what I say and mar thy highest +pleasure and enjoyment."</p> + +<p>All this and more the injured Dorothea delivered with such earnest +feeling and such tears that all present, even those who came with +Don Fernando, were constrained to join her in them. Don Fernando +listened to her without replying, until, ceasing to speak, she gave +way to such sobs and sighs that it must have been a heart of brass +that was not softened by the sight of so great sorrow. Luscinda +stood regarding her with no less compassion for her sufferings than +admiration for her intelligence and beauty, and would have gone to her +to say some words of comfort to her, but was prevented by Don +Fernando's grasp which held her fast. He, overwhelmed with confusion +and astonishment, after regarding Dorothea for some moments with a +fixed gaze, opened his arms, and, releasing Luscinda, exclaimed:</p> + +<p>"Thou hast conquered, fair Dorothea, thou hast conquered, for it +is impossible to have the heart to deny the united force of so many +truths."</p> + +<p>Luscinda in her feebleness was on the point of falling to the ground +when Don Fernando released her, but Cardenio, who stood near, having +retreated behind Don Fernando to escape recognition, casting fear +aside and regardless of what might happen, ran forward to support her, +and said as he clasped her in his arms, "If Heaven in its compassion +is willing to let thee rest at last, mistress of my heart, true, +constant, and fair, nowhere canst thou rest more safely than in +these arms that now receive thee, and received thee before when +fortune permitted me to call thee mine."</p> + +<p>At these words Luscinda looked up at Cardenio, at first beginning to +recognise him by his voice and then satisfying herself by her eyes +that it was he, and hardly knowing what she did, and heedless of all +considerations of decorum, she flung her arms around his neck and +pressing her face close to his, said, "Yes, my dear lord, you are +the true master of this your slave, even though adverse fate interpose +again, and fresh dangers threaten this life that hangs on yours."</p> + +<p>A strange sight was this for Don Fernando and those that stood +around, filled with surprise at an incident so unlooked for. +Dorothea fancied that Don Fernando changed colour and looked as though +he meant to take vengeance on Cardenio, for she observed him put his +hand to his sword; and the instant the idea struck her, with wonderful +quickness she clasped him round the knees, and kissing them and +holding him so as to prevent his moving, she said, while her tears +continued to flow, "What is it thou wouldst do, my only refuge, in +this unforeseen event? Thou hast thy wife at thy feet, and she whom +thou wouldst have for thy wife is in the arms of her husband: +reflect whether it will be right for thee, whether it will be possible +for thee to undo what Heaven has done, or whether it will be +becoming in thee to seek to raise her to be thy mate who in spite of +every obstacle, and strong in her truth and constancy, is before thine +eyes, bathing with the tears of love the face and bosom of her +lawful husband. For God's sake I entreat of thee, for thine own I +implore thee, let not this open manifestation rouse thy anger; but +rather so calm it as to allow these two lovers to live in peace and +quiet without any interference from thee so long as Heaven permits +them; and in so doing thou wilt prove the generosity of thy lofty +noble spirit, and the world shall see that with thee reason has more +influence than passion."</p> + +<p>All the time Dorothea was speaking, Cardenio, though he held +Luscinda in his arms, never took his eyes off Don Fernando, +determined, if he saw him make any hostile movement, to try and defend +himself and resist as best he could all who might assail him, though +it should cost him his life. But now Don Fernando's friends, as well +as the curate and the barber, who had been present all the while, +not forgetting the worthy Sancho Panza, ran forward and gathered round +Don Fernando, entreating him to have regard for the tears of Dorothea, +and not suffer her reasonable hopes to be disappointed, since, as they +firmly believed, what she said was but the truth; and bidding him +observe that it was not, as it might seem, by accident, but by a +special disposition of Providence that they had all met in a place +where no one could have expected a meeting. And the curate bade him +remember that only death could part Luscinda from Cardenio; that +even if some sword were to separate them they would think their +death most happy; and that in a case that admitted of no remedy his +wisest course was, by conquering and putting a constraint upon +himself, to show a generous mind, and of his own accord suffer these +two to enjoy the happiness Heaven had granted them. He bade him, +too, turn his eyes upon the beauty of Dorothea and he would see that +few if any could equal much less excel her; while to that beauty +should be added her modesty and the surpassing love she bore him. +But besides all this, he reminded him that if he prided himself on +being a gentleman and a Christian, he could not do otherwise than keep +his plighted word; and that in doing so he would obey God and meet the +approval of all sensible people, who know and recognised it to be +the privilege of beauty, even in one of humble birth, provided +virtue accompany it, to be able to raise itself to the level of any +rank, without any slur upon him who places it upon an equality with +himself; and furthermore that when the potent sway of passion +asserts itself, so long as there be no mixture of sin in it, he is not +to be blamed who gives way to it.</p> + +<p>To be brief, they added to these such other forcible arguments +that Don Fernando's manly heart, being after all nourished by noble +blood, was touched, and yielded to the truth which, even had he wished +it, he could not gainsay; and he showed his submission, and acceptance +of the good advice that had been offered to him, by stooping down +and embracing Dorothea, saying to her, "Rise, dear lady, it is not +right that what I hold in my heart should be kneeling at my feet; +and if until now I have shown no sign of what I own, it may have +been by Heaven's decree in order that, seeing the constancy with which +you love me, I may learn to value you as you deserve. What I entreat +of you is that you reproach me not with my transgression and +grievous wrong-doing; for the same cause and force that drove me to +make you mine impelled me to struggle against being yours; and to +prove this, turn and look at the eyes of the now happy Luscinda, and +you will see in them an excuse for all my errors: and as she has found +and gained the object of her desires, and I have found in you what +satisfies all my wishes, may she live in peace and contentment as many +happy years with her Cardenio, as on my knees I pray Heaven to allow +me to live with my Dorothea;" and with these words he once more +embraced her and pressed his face to hers with so much tenderness that +he had to take great heed to keep his tears from completing the +proof of his love and repentance in the sight of all. Not so Luscinda, +and Cardenio, and almost all the others, for they shed so many +tears, some in their own happiness, some at that of the others, that +one would have supposed a heavy calamity had fallen upon them all. +Even Sancho Panza was weeping; though afterwards he said he only +wept because he saw that Dorothea was not as he fancied the queen +Micomicona, of whom he expected such great favours. Their wonder as +well as their weeping lasted some time, and then Cardenio and Luscinda +went and fell on their knees before Don Fernando, returning him thanks +for the favour he had rendered them in language so grateful that he +knew not how to answer them, and raising them up embraced them with +every mark of affection and courtesy.</p> + +<p>He then asked Dorothea how she had managed to reach a place so far +removed from her own home, and she in a few fitting words told all +that she had previously related to Cardenio, with which Don Fernando +and his companions were so delighted that they wished the story had +been longer; so charmingly did Dorothea describe her misadventures. +When she had finished Don Fernando recounted what had befallen him +in the city after he had found in Luscinda's bosom the paper in +which she declared that she was Cardenio's wife, and never could be +his. He said he meant to kill her, and would have done so had he not +been prevented by her parents, and that he quitted the house full of +rage and shame, and resolved to avenge himself when a more +convenient opportunity should offer. The next day he learned that +Luscinda had disappeared from her father's house, and that no one +could tell whither she had gone. Finally, at the end of some months he +ascertained that she was in a convent and meant to remain there all +the rest of her life, if she were not to share it with Cardenio; and +as soon as he had learned this, taking these three gentlemen as his +companions, he arrived at the place where she was, but avoided +speaking to her, fearing that if it were known he was there stricter +precautions would be taken in the convent; and watching a time when +the porter's lodge was open he left two to guard the gate, and he +and the other entered the convent in quest of Luscinda, whom they +found in the cloisters in conversation with one of the nuns, and +carrying her off without giving her time to resist, they reached a +place with her where they provided themselves with what they +required for taking her away; all which they were able to do in +complete safety, as the convent was in the country at a considerable +distance from the city. He added that when Luscinda found herself in +his power she lost all consciousness, and after returning to herself +did nothing but weep and sigh without speaking a word; and thus in +silence and tears they reached that inn, which for him was reaching +heaven where all the mischances of earth are over and at an end.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c36b"></a><img alt="c36b.jpg (319K)" src="images/c36b.jpg" height="835" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c36b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<center><a name="c36e"></a><img alt="c36e.jpg (36K)" src="images/c36e.jpg" height="467" width="650"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch37"></a>CHAPTER XXXVII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE STORY OF THE FAMOUS PRINCESS MICOMICONA, +WITH OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c37a"></a><img alt="c37a.jpg (159K)" src="images/c37a.jpg" height="434" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c37a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>To all this Sancho listened with no little sorrow at heart to see +how his hopes of dignity were fading away and vanishing in smoke, +and how the fair Princess Micomicona had turned into Dorothea, and the +giant into Don Fernando, while his master was sleeping tranquilly, +totally unconscious of all that had come to pass. Dorothea was +unable to persuade herself that her present happiness was not all a +dream; Cardenio was in a similar state of mind, and Luscinda's +thoughts ran in the same direction. Don Fernando gave thanks to Heaven +for the favour shown to him and for having been rescued from the +intricate labyrinth in which he had been brought so near the +destruction of his good name and of his soul; and in short everybody +in the inn was full of contentment and satisfaction at the happy issue +of such a complicated and hopeless business. The curate as a +sensible man made sound reflections upon the whole affair, and +congratulated each upon his good fortune; but the one that was in +the highest spirits and good humour was the landlady, because of the +promise Cardenio and the curate had given her to pay for all the +losses and damage she had sustained through Don Quixote's means. +Sancho, as has been already said, was the only one who was distressed, +unhappy, and dejected; and so with a long face he went in to his +master, who had just awoke, and said to him:</p> + +<p>"Sir Rueful Countenance, your worship may as well sleep on as much +as you like, without troubling yourself about killing any giant or +restoring her kingdom to the princess; for that is all over and +settled now."</p> + +<p>"I should think it was," replied Don Quixote, "for I have had the +most prodigious and stupendous battle with the giant that I ever +remember having had all the days of my life; and with +one back-stroke—swish!—I brought his head tumbling to the ground, and so much blood +gushed forth from him that it ran in rivulets over the earth like +water."</p> + +<p> "Like red wine, your worship had better say," replied Sancho; +"for I would have you know, if you don't know it, that the dead +giant is a hacked wine-skin, and the blood four-and-twenty gallons +of red wine that it had in its belly, and the cut-off head is the +bitch that bore me; and the devil take it all."</p> + +<p>"What art thou talking about, fool?" said Don Quixote; "art thou +in thy senses?"</p> + +<p>"Let your worship get up," said Sancho, "and you will see the nice +business you have made of it, and what we have to pay; and you will +see the queen turned into a private lady called Dorothea, and other +things that will astonish you, if you understand them."</p> + +<p>"I shall not be surprised at anything of the kind," returned Don +Quixote; "for if thou dost remember the last time we were here I +told thee that everything that happened here was a matter of +enchantment, and it would be no wonder if it were the same now."</p> + +<p>"I could believe all that," replied Sancho, "if my blanketing was +the same sort of thing also; only it wasn't, but real and genuine; for +I saw the landlord, Who is here to-day, holding one end of the blanket +and jerking me up to the skies very neatly and smartly, and with as +much laughter as strength; and when it comes to be a case of knowing +people, I hold for my part, simple and sinner as I am, that there is +no enchantment about it at all, but a great deal of bruising and bad +luck."</p> + +<p>"Well, well, God will give a remedy," said Don Quixote; "hand me +my clothes and let me go out, for I want to see these +transformations and things thou speakest of."</p> + +<p>Sancho fetched him his clothes; and while he was dressing, the +curate gave Don Fernando and the others present an account of Don +Quixote's madness and of the stratagem they had made use of to +withdraw him from that Pena Pobre where he fancied himself stationed +because of his lady's scorn. He described to them also nearly all +the adventures that Sancho had mentioned, at which they marvelled +and laughed not a little, thinking it, as all did, the strangest +form of madness a crazy intellect could be capable of. But now, the +curate said, that the lady Dorothea's good fortune prevented her +from proceeding with their purpose, it would be necessary to devise or +discover some other way of getting him home.</p> + +<p>Cardenio proposed to carry out the scheme they had begun, and +suggested that Luscinda would act and support Dorothea's part +sufficiently well.</p> + +<p>"No," said Don Fernando, "that must not be, for I want Dorothea to +follow out this idea of hers; and if the worthy gentleman's village is +not very far off, I shall be happy if I can do anything for his +relief."</p> + +<p>"It is not more than two days' journey from this," said the curate.</p> + +<p>"Even if it were more," said Don Fernando, "I would gladly travel so +far for the sake of doing so good a work.</p> + +<p>"At this moment Don Quixote came out in full panoply, with +Mambrino's helmet, all dinted as it was, on his head, his buckler on +his arm, and leaning on his staff or pike. The strange figure he +presented filled Don Fernando and the rest with amazement as they +contemplated his lean yellow face half a league long, his armour of +all sorts, and the solemnity of his deportment. They stood silent +waiting to see what he would say, and he, fixing his eyes on the air +Dorothea, addressed her with great gravity and composure:</p> + +<p>"I am informed, fair lady, by my squire here that your greatness has +been annihilated and your being abolished, since, from a queen and +lady of high degree as you used to be, you have been turned into a +private maiden. If this has been done by the command of the magician +king your father, through fear that I should not afford you the aid +you need and are entitled to, I may tell you he did not know and +does not know half the mass, and was little versed in the annals of +chivalry; for, if he had read and gone through them as attentively and +deliberately as I have, he would have found at every turn that knights +of less renown than mine have accomplished things more difficult: it +is no great matter to kill a whelp of a giant, however arrogant he may +be; for it is not many hours since I myself was engaged with one, +and—I will not speak of it, that they may not say I am lying; time, +however, that reveals all, will tell the tale when we least expect +it."</p> + +<p>"You were engaged with a couple of wine-skins, and not a giant," +said the landlord at this; but Don Fernando told him to hold his +tongue and on no account interrupt Don Quixote, who continued, "I +say in conclusion, high and disinherited lady, that if your father has +brought about this metamorphosis in your person for the reason I +have mentioned, you ought not to attach any importance to it; for +there is no peril on earth through which my sword will not force a +way, and with it, before many days are over, I will bring your enemy's +head to the ground and place on yours the crown of your kingdom."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote said no more, and waited for the reply of the +princess, who aware of Don Fernando's determination to carry on the +deception until Don Quixote had been conveyed to his home, with +great ease of manner and gravity made answer, "Whoever told you, +valiant Knight of the Rueful Countenance, that I had undergone any +change or transformation did not tell you the truth, for I am the same +as I was yesterday. It is true that certain strokes of good fortune, +that have given me more than I could have hoped for, have made some +alteration in me; but I have not therefore ceased to be what I was +before, or to entertain the same desire I have had all through of +availing myself of the might of your valiant and invincible arm. And +so, senor, let your goodness reinstate the father that begot me in +your good opinion, and be assured that he was a wise and prudent +man, since by his craft he found out such a sure and easy way of +remedying my misfortune; for I believe, senor, that had it not been +for you I should never have lit upon the good fortune I now possess; +and in this I am saying what is perfectly true; as most of these +gentlemen who are present can fully testify. All that remains is to +set out on our journey to-morrow, for to-day we could not make much +way; and for the rest of the happy result I am looking forward to, I +trust to God and the valour of your heart."</p> + +<p>So said the sprightly Dorothea, and on hearing her Don Quixote +turned to Sancho, and said to him, with an angry air, "I declare +now, little Sancho, thou art the greatest little villain in Spain. +Say, thief and vagabond, hast thou not just now told me that this +princess had been turned into a maiden called Dorothea, and that the +head which I am persuaded I cut off from a giant was the bitch that +bore thee, and other nonsense that put me in the greatest perplexity I +have ever been in all my life? I vow" (and here he looked to heaven +and ground his teeth) "I have a mind to play the mischief with thee, +in a way that will teach sense for the future to all lying squires +of knights-errant in the world."</p> + +<p>"Let your worship be calm, senor," returned Sancho, "for it may well +be that I have been mistaken as to the change of the lady princess +Micomicona; but as to the giant's head, or at least as to the piercing +of the wine-skins, and the blood being red wine, I make no mistake, as +sure as there is a God; because the wounded skins are there at the +head of your worship's bed, and the wine has made a lake of the +room; if not you will see when the eggs come to be fried; I mean +when his worship the landlord calls for all the damages: for the rest, +I am heartily glad that her ladyship the queen is as she was, for it +concerns me as much as anyone."</p> + +<p>"I tell thee again, Sancho, thou art a fool," said Don Quixote; +"forgive me, and that will do."</p> + +<p>"That will do," said Don Fernando; "let us say no more about it; and +as her ladyship the princess proposes to set out to-morrow because +it is too late to-day, so be it, and we will pass the night in +pleasant conversation, and to-morrow we will all accompany Senor Don +Quixote; for we wish to witness the valiant and unparalleled +achievements he is about to perform in the course of this mighty +enterprise which he has undertaken."</p> + +<p>"It is I who shall wait upon and accompany you," said Don Quixote; +"and I am much gratified by the favour that is bestowed upon me, and +the good opinion entertained of me, which I shall strive to justify or +it shall cost me my life, or even more, if it can possibly cost me +more."</p> + +<p>Many were the compliments and expressions of politeness that +passed between Don Quixote and Don Fernando; but they were brought +to an end by a traveller who at this moment entered the inn, and who +seemed from his attire to be a Christian lately come from the +country of the Moors, for he was dressed in a short-skirted coat of +blue cloth with half-sleeves and without a collar; his breeches were +also of blue cloth, and his cap of the same colour, and he wore yellow +buskins and had a Moorish cutlass slung from a baldric across his +breast. Behind him, mounted upon an ass, there came a woman dressed in +Moorish fashion, with her face veiled and a scarf on her head, and +wearing a little brocaded cap, and a mantle that covered her from +her shoulders to her feet. The man was of a robust and +well-proportioned frame, in age a little over forty, rather swarthy in +complexion, with long moustaches and a full beard, and, in short, +his appearance was such that if he had been well dressed he would have +been taken for a person of quality and good birth. On entering he +asked for a room, and when they told him there was none in the inn +he seemed distressed, and approaching her who by her dress seemed to +be a Moor he her down from saddle in his arms. Luscinda, Dorothea, the +landlady, her daughter and Maritornes, attracted by the strange, and +to them entirely new costume, gathered round her; and Dorothea, who +was always kindly, courteous, and quick-witted, perceiving that both +she and the man who had brought her were annoyed at not finding a +room, said to her, "Do not be put out, senora, by the discomfort and +want of luxuries here, for it is the way of road-side inns to be +without them; still, if you will be pleased to share our lodging +with us (pointing to Luscinda) perhaps you will have found worse +accommodation in the course of your journey."</p> + +<p>To this the veiled lady made no reply; all she did was to rise +from her seat, crossing her hands upon her bosom, bowing her head +and bending her body as a sign that she returned thanks. From her +silence they concluded that she must be a Moor and unable to speak a +Christian tongue.</p> + +<p>At this moment the captive came up, having been until now +otherwise engaged, and seeing that they all stood round his +companion and that she made no reply to what they addressed to her, he +said, "Ladies, this damsel hardly understands my language and can +speak none but that of her own country, for which reason she does +not and cannot answer what has been asked of her."</p> + +<p>"Nothing has been asked of her," returned Luscinda; "she has only +been offered our company for this evening and a share of the +quarters we occupy, where she shall be made as comfortable as the +circumstances allow, with the good-will we are bound to show all +strangers that stand in need of it, especially if it be a woman to +whom the service is rendered."</p> + +<p>"On her part and my own, senora," replied the captive, "I kiss +your hands, and I esteem highly, as I ought, the favour you have +offered, which, on such an occasion and coming from persons of your +appearance, is, it is plain to see, a very great one."</p> + +<p>"Tell me, senor," said Dorothea, "is this lady a Christian or a +Moor? for her dress and her silence lead us to imagine that she is +what we could wish she was not."</p> + +<p>"In dress and outwardly," said he, "she is a Moor, but at heart +she is a thoroughly good Christian, for she has the greatest desire to +become one."</p> + +<p>"Then she has not been baptised?" returned Luscinda.</p> + +<p>"There has been no opportunity for that," replied the captive, +"since she left Algiers, her native country and home; and up to the +present she has not found herself in any such imminent danger of death +as to make it necessary to baptise her before she has been +instructed in all the ceremonies our holy mother Church ordains; +but, please God, ere long she shall be baptised with the solemnity +befitting her which is higher than her dress or mine indicates."</p> + +<p>By these words he excited a desire in all who heard him, to know who +the Moorish lady and the captive were, but no one liked to ask just +then, seeing that it was a fitter moment for helping them to rest +themselves than for questioning them about their lives. Dorothea +took the Moorish lady by the hand and leading her to a seat beside +herself, requested her to remove her veil. She looked at the captive +as if to ask him what they meant and what she was to do. He said to +her in Arabic that they asked her to take off her veil, and +thereupon she removed it and disclosed a countenance so lovely, that +to Dorothea she seemed more beautiful than Luscinda, and to Luscinda +more beautiful than Dorothea, and all the bystanders felt that if +any beauty could compare with theirs it was the Moorish lady's, and +there were even those who were inclined to give it somewhat the +preference. And as it is the privilege and charm of beauty to win +the heart and secure good-will, all forthwith became eager to show +kindness and attention to the lovely Moor.</p> + +<p>Don Fernando asked the captive what her name was, and he replied +that it was Lela Zoraida; but the instant she heard him, she guessed +what the Christian had asked, and said hastily, with some +displeasure and energy, "No, not Zoraida; Maria, Maria!" giving them +to understand that she was called "Maria" and not "Zoraida." These +words, and the touching earnestness with which she uttered them, +drew more than one tear from some of the listeners, particularly the +women, who are by nature tender-hearted and compassionate. Luscinda +embraced her affectionately, saying, "Yes, yes, Maria, Maria," to +which the Moor replied, "Yes, yes, Maria; Zoraida macange," which +means "not Zoraida."</p> + +<p>Night was now approaching, and by the orders of those who +accompanied Don Fernando the landlord had taken care and pains to +prepare for them the best supper that was in his power. The hour +therefore having arrived they all took their seats at a long table +like a refectory one, for round or square table there was none in +the inn, and the seat of honour at the head of it, though he was for +refusing it, they assigned to Don Quixote, who desired the lady +Micomicona to place herself by his side, as he was her protector. +Luscinda and Zoraida took their places next her, opposite to them were +Don Fernando and Cardenio, and next the captive and the other +gentlemen, and by the side of the ladies, the curate and the barber. +And so they supped in high enjoyment, which was increased when they +observed Don Quixote leave off eating, and, moved by an impulse like +that which made him deliver himself at such length when he supped with +the goatherds, begin to address them:</p> + +<p>"Verily, gentlemen, if we reflect upon it, great and marvellous +are the things they see, who make profession of the order of +knight-errantry. Say, what being is there in this world, who +entering the gate of this castle at this moment, and seeing us as we +are here, would suppose or imagine us to be what we are? Who would say +that this lady who is beside me was the great queen that we all know +her to be, or that I am that Knight of the Rueful Countenance, +trumpeted far and wide by the mouth of Fame? Now, there can be no +doubt that this art and calling surpasses all those that mankind has +invented, and is the more deserving of being held in honour in +proportion as it is the more exposed to peril. Away with those who +assert that letters have the preeminence over arms; I will tell +them, whosoever they may be, that they know not what they say. For the +reason which such persons commonly assign, and upon which they chiefly +rest, is, that the labours of the mind are greater than those of the +body, and that arms give employment to the body alone; as if the +calling were a porter's trade, for which nothing more is required than +sturdy strength; or as if, in what we who profess them call arms, +there were not included acts of vigour for the execution of which high +intelligence is requisite; or as if the soul of the warrior, when he +has an army, or the defence of a city under his care, did not exert +itself as much by mind as by body. Nay; see whether by bodily strength +it be possible to learn or divine the intentions of the enemy, his +plans, stratagems, or obstacles, or to ward off impending mischief; +for all these are the work of the mind, and in them the body has no +share whatever. Since, therefore, arms have need of the mind, as +much as letters, let us see now which of the two minds, that of the +man of letters or that of the warrior, has most to do; and this will +be seen by the end and goal that each seeks to attain; for that +purpose is the more estimable which has for its aim the nobler object. +The end and goal of letters—I am not speaking now of divine +letters, the aim of which is to raise and direct the soul to Heaven; +for with an end so infinite no other can be compared—I speak of human +letters, the end of which is to establish distributive justice, give +to every man that which is his, and see and take care that good laws +are observed: an end undoubtedly noble, lofty, and deserving of high +praise, but not such as should be given to that sought by arms, +which have for their end and object peace, the greatest boon that +men can desire in this life. The first good news the world and mankind +received was that which the angels announced on the night that was our +day, when they sang in the air, 'Glory to God in the highest, and +peace on earth to men of good-will;' and the salutation which the +great Master of heaven and earth taught his disciples and chosen +followers when they entered any house, was to say, 'Peace be on this +house;' and many other times he said to them, 'My peace I give unto +you, my peace I leave you, peace be with you;' a jewel and a +precious gift given and left by such a hand: a jewel without which +there can be no happiness either on earth or in heaven. This peace +is the true end of war; and war is only another name for arms. This, +then, being admitted, that the end of war is peace, and that so far it +has the advantage of the end of letters, let us turn to the bodily +labours of the man of letters, and those of him who follows the +profession of arms, and see which are the greater."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote delivered his discourse in such a manner and in such +correct language, that for the time being he made it impossible for +any of his hearers to consider him a madman; on the contrary, as +they were mostly gentlemen, to whom arms are an appurtenance by birth, +they listened to him with great pleasure as he continued: "Here, then, +I say is what the student has to undergo; first of all poverty: not +that all are poor, but to put the case as strongly as possible: and +when I have said that he endures poverty, I think nothing more need be +said about his hard fortune, for he who is poor has no share of the +good things of life. This poverty he suffers from in various ways, +hunger, or cold, or nakedness, or all together; but for all that it is +not so extreme but that he gets something to eat, though it may be +at somewhat unseasonable hours and from the leavings of the rich; +for the greatest misery of the student is what they themselves call +'going out for soup,' and there is always some neighbour's brazier +or hearth for them, which, if it does not warm, at least tempers the +cold to them, and lastly, they sleep comfortably at night under a +roof. I will not go into other particulars, as for example want of +shirts, and no superabundance of shoes, thin and threadbare +garments, and gorging themselves to surfeit in their voracity when +good luck has treated them to a banquet of some sort. By this road +that I have described, rough and hard, stumbling here, falling +there, getting up again to fall again, they reach the rank they +desire, and that once attained, we have seen many who have passed +these Syrtes and Scyllas and Charybdises, as if borne flying on the +wings of favouring fortune; we have seen them, I say, ruling and +governing the world from a chair, their hunger turned into satiety, +their cold into comfort, their nakedness into fine raiment, their +sleep on a mat into repose in holland and damask, the justly earned +reward of their virtue; but, contrasted and compared with what the +warrior undergoes, all they have undergone falls far short of it, as I +am now about to show."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c37e"></a><img alt="c37e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c37e.jpg" height="371" width="303"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch38"></a>CHAPTER XXXVIII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON QUIXOTE DELIVERED ON +ARMS AND LETTERS +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c38a"></a><img alt="c38a.jpg (180K)" src="images/c38a.jpg" height="417" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c38a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Continuing his discourse Don Quixote said: "As we began in the +student's case with poverty and its accompaniments, let us see now +if the soldier is richer, and we shall find that in poverty itself +there is no one poorer; for he is dependent on his miserable pay, +which comes late or never, or else on what he can plunder, seriously +imperilling his life and conscience; and sometimes his nakedness +will be so great that a slashed doublet serves him for uniform and +shirt, and in the depth of winter he has to defend himself against the +inclemency of the weather in the open field with nothing better than +the breath of his mouth, which I need not say, coming from an empty +place, must come out cold, contrary to the laws of nature. To be +sure he looks forward to the approach of night to make up for all +these discomforts on the bed that awaits him, which, unless by some +fault of his, never sins by being over narrow, for he can easily +measure out on the ground as he likes, and roll himself about in it to +his heart's content without any fear of the sheets slipping away +from him. Then, after all this, suppose the day and hour for taking +his degree in his calling to have come; suppose the day of battle to +have arrived, when they invest him with the doctor's cap made of lint, +to mend some bullet-hole, perhaps, that has gone through his +temples, or left him with a crippled arm or leg. Or if this does not +happen, and merciful Heaven watches over him and keeps him safe and +sound, it may be he will be in the same poverty he was in before, +and he must go through more engagements and more battles, and come +victorious out of all before he betters himself; but miracles of +that sort are seldom seen. For tell me, sirs, if you have ever +reflected upon it, by how much do those who have gained by war fall +short of the number of those who have perished in it? No doubt you +will reply that there can be no comparison, that the dead cannot be +numbered, while the living who have been rewarded may be summed up +with three figures. All which is the reverse in the case of men of +letters; for by skirts, to say nothing of sleeves, they all find means +of support; so that though the soldier has more to endure, his +reward is much less. But against all this it may be urged that it is +easier to reward two thousand soldiers, for the former may be +remunerated by giving them places, which must perforce be conferred +upon men of their calling, while the latter can only be recompensed +out of the very property of the master they serve; but this +impossibility only strengthens my argument.</p> + +<p>"Putting this, however, aside, for it is a puzzling question for +which it is difficult to find a solution, let us return to the +superiority of arms over letters, a matter still undecided, so many +are the arguments put forward on each side; for besides those I have +mentioned, letters say that without them arms cannot maintain +themselves, for war, too, has its laws and is governed by them, and +laws belong to the domain of letters and men of letters. To this +arms make answer that without them laws cannot be maintained, for by +arms states are defended, kingdoms preserved, cities protected, +roads made safe, seas cleared of pirates; and, in short, if it were +not for them, states, kingdoms, monarchies, cities, ways by sea and +land would be exposed to the violence and confusion which war brings +with it, so long as it lasts and is free to make use of its privileges +and powers. And then it is plain that whatever costs most is valued +and deserves to be valued most. To attain to eminence in letters costs +a man time, watching, hunger, nakedness, headaches, indigestions, +and other things of the sort, some of which I have already referred +to. But for a man to come in the ordinary course of things to be a +good soldier costs him all the student suffers, and in an incomparably +higher degree, for at every step he runs the risk of losing his +life. For what dread of want or poverty that can reach or harass the +student can compare with what the soldier feels, who finds himself +beleaguered in some stronghold mounting guard in some ravelin or +cavalier, knows that the enemy is pushing a mine towards the post +where he is stationed, and cannot under any circumstances retire or +fly from the imminent danger that threatens him? All he can do is to +inform his captain of what is going on so that he may try to remedy it +by a counter-mine, and then stand his ground in fear and expectation +of the moment when he will fly up to the clouds without wings and +descend into the deep against his will. And if this seems a trifling +risk, let us see whether it is equalled or surpassed by the +encounter of two galleys stem to stem, in the midst of the open sea, +locked and entangled one with the other, when the soldier has no +more standing room than two feet of the plank of the spur; and yet, +though he sees before him threatening him as many ministers of death +as there are cannon of the foe pointed at him, not a lance length from +his body, and sees too that with the first heedless step he will go +down to visit the profundities of Neptune's bosom, still with +dauntless heart, urged on by honour that nerves him, he makes +himself a target for all that musketry, and struggles to cross that +narrow path to the enemy's ship. And what is still more marvellous, no +sooner has one gone down into the depths he will never rise from +till the end of the world, than another takes his place; and if he too +falls into the sea that waits for him like an enemy, another and +another will succeed him without a moment's pause between their +deaths: courage and daring the greatest that all the chances of war +can show. Happy the blest ages that knew not the dread fury of those +devilish engines of artillery, whose inventor I am persuaded is in +hell receiving the reward of his diabolical invention, by which he +made it easy for a base and cowardly arm to take the life of a gallant +gentleman; and that, when he knows not how or whence, in the height of +the ardour and enthusiasm that fire and animate brave hearts, there +should come some random bullet, discharged perhaps by one who fled +in terror at the flash when he fired off his accursed machine, which +in an instant puts an end to the projects and cuts off the life of one +who deserved to live for ages to come. And thus when I reflect on +this, I am almost tempted to say that in my heart I repent of having +adopted this profession of knight-errant in so detestable an age as we +live in now; for though no peril can make me fear, still it gives me +some uneasiness to think that powder and lead may rob me of the +opportunity of making myself famous and renowned throughout the +known earth by the might of my arm and the edge of my sword. But +Heaven's will be done; if I succeed in my attempt I shall be all the +more honoured, as I have faced greater dangers than the knights-errant +of yore exposed themselves to."</p> + +<p>All this lengthy discourse Don Quixote delivered while the others +supped, forgetting to raise a morsel to his lips, though Sancho more +than once told him to eat his supper, as he would have time enough +afterwards to say all he wanted. It excited fresh pity in those who +had heard him to see a man of apparently sound sense, and with +rational views on every subject he discussed, so hopelessly wanting in +all, when his wretched unlucky chivalry was in question. The curate +told him he was quite right in all he had said in favour of arms, +and that he himself, though a man of letters and a graduate, was of +the same opinion.</p> + +<p>They finished their supper, the cloth was removed, and while the +hostess, her daughter, and Maritornes were getting Don Quixote of La +Mancha's garret ready, in which it was arranged that the women were to +be quartered by themselves for the night, Don Fernando begged the +captive to tell them the story of his life, for it could not fail to +be strange and interesting, to judge by the hints he had let fall on +his arrival in company with Zoraida. To this the captive replied +that he would very willingly yield to his request, only he feared +his tale would not give them as much pleasure as he wished; +nevertheless, not to be wanting in compliance, he would tell it. The +curate and the others thanked him and added their entreaties, and he +finding himself so pressed said there was no occasion ask, where a +command had such weight, and added, "If your worships will give me +your attention you will hear a true story which, perhaps, fictitious +ones constructed with ingenious and studied art cannot come up to." +These words made them settle themselves in their places and preserve a +deep silence, and he seeing them waiting on his words in mute +expectation, began thus in a pleasant quiet voice.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c38e"></a><img alt="c38e.jpg (18K)" src="images/c38e.jpg" height="365" width="389"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch39"></a>CHAPTER XXXIX.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c39a"></a><img alt="c39a.jpg (137K)" src="images/c39a.jpg" height="442" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c39a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>My family had its origin in a village in the mountains of Leon, +and nature had been kinder and more generous to it than fortune; +though in the general poverty of those communities my father passed +for being even a rich man; and he would have been so in reality had he +been as clever in preserving his property as he was in spending it. +This tendency of his to be liberal and profuse he had acquired from +having been a soldier in his youth, for the soldier's life is a school +in which the niggard becomes free-handed and the free-handed prodigal; +and if any soldiers are to be found who are misers, they are +monsters of rare occurrence. My father went beyond liberality and +bordered on prodigality, a disposition by no means advantageous to a +married man who has children to succeed to his name and position. My +father had three, all sons, and all of sufficient age to make choice +of a profession. Finding, then, that he was unable to resist his +propensity, he resolved to divest himself of the instrument and +cause of his prodigality and lavishness, to divest himself of +wealth, without which Alexander himself would have seemed +parsimonious; and so calling us all three aside one day into a room, +he addressed us in words somewhat to the following effect:</p> + +<p>"My sons, to assure you that I love you, no more need be known or +said than that you are my sons; and to encourage a suspicion that I do +not love you, no more is needed than the knowledge that I have no +self-control as far as preservation of your patrimony is concerned; +therefore, that you may for the future feel sure that I love you +like a father, and have no wish to ruin you like a stepfather, I +propose to do with you what I have for some time back meditated, and +after mature deliberation decided upon. You are now of an age to +choose your line of life or at least make choice of a calling that +will bring you honour and profit when you are older; and what I have +resolved to do is to divide my property into four parts; three I +will give to you, to each his portion without making any difference, +and the other I will retain to live upon and support myself for +whatever remainder of life Heaven may be pleased to grant me. But I +wish each of you on taking possession of the share that falls to him +to follow one of the paths I shall indicate. In this Spain of ours +there is a proverb, to my mind very true—as they all are, being short +aphorisms drawn from long practical experience—and the one I refer to +says, 'The church, or the sea, or the king's house;' as much as to +say, in plainer language, whoever wants to flourish and become rich, +let him follow the church, or go to sea, adopting commerce as his +calling, or go into the king's service in his household, for they say, +'Better a king's crumb than a lord's favour.' I say so because it is +my will and pleasure that one of you should follow letters, another +trade, and the third serve the king in the wars, for it is a difficult +matter to gain admission to his service in his household, and if war +does not bring much wealth it confers great distinction and fame. +Eight days hence I will give you your full shares in money, without +defrauding you of a farthing, as you will see in the end. Now tell +me if you are willing to follow out my idea and advice as I have +laid it before you."</p> + +<p>Having called upon me as the eldest to answer, I, after urging him +not to strip himself of his property but to spend it all as he +pleased, for we were young men able to gain our living, consented to +comply with his wishes, and said that mine were to follow the +profession of arms and thereby serve God and my king. My second +brother having made the same proposal, decided upon going to the +Indies, embarking the portion that fell to him in trade. The youngest, +and in my opinion the wisest, said he would rather follow the +church, or go to complete his studies at Salamanca. As soon as we +had come to an understanding, and made choice of our professions, my +father embraced us all, and in the short time he mentioned carried +into effect all he had promised; and when he had given to each his +share, which as well as I remember was three thousand ducats apiece in +cash (for an uncle of ours bought the estate and paid for it down, not +to let it go out of the family), we all three on the same day took +leave of our good father; and at the same time, as it seemed to me +inhuman to leave my father with such scanty means in his old age, I +induced him to take two of my three thousand ducats, as the +remainder would be enough to provide me with all a soldier needed. +My two brothers, moved by my example, gave him each a thousand ducats, +so that there was left for my father four thousand ducats in money, +besides three thousand, the value of the portion that fell to him +which he preferred to retain in land instead of selling it. Finally, +as I said, we took leave of him, and of our uncle whom I have +mentioned, not without sorrow and tears on both sides, they charging +us to let them know whenever an opportunity offered how we fared, +whether well or ill. We promised to do so, and when he had embraced us +and given us his blessing, one set out for Salamanca, the other for +Seville, and I for Alicante, where I had heard there was a Genoese +vessel taking in a cargo of wool for Genoa.</p> + +<p>It is now some twenty-two years since I left my father's house, +and all that time, though I have written several letters, I have had +no news whatever of him or of my brothers; my own adventures during +that period I will now relate briefly. I embarked at Alicante, reached +Genoa after a prosperous voyage, and proceeded thence to Milan, +where I provided myself with arms and a few soldier's accoutrements; +thence it was my intention to go and take service in Piedmont, but +as I was already on the road to Alessandria della Paglia, I learned +that the great Duke of Alva was on his way to Flanders. I changed my +plans, joined him, served under him in the campaigns he made, was +present at the deaths of the Counts Egmont and Horn, and was +promoted to be ensign under a famous captain of Guadalajara, Diego +de Urbina by name. Some time after my arrival in Flanders news came of +the league that his Holiness Pope Pius V of happy memory, had made +with Venice and Spain against the common enemy, the Turk, who had just +then with his fleet taken the famous island of Cyprus, which +belonged to the Venetians, a loss deplorable and disastrous. It was +known as a fact that the Most Serene Don John of Austria, natural +brother of our good king Don Philip, was coming as +commander-in-chief of the allied forces, and rumours were abroad of +the vast warlike preparations which were being made, all which stirred +my heart and filled me with a longing to take part in the campaign +which was expected; and though I had reason to believe, and almost +certain promises, that on the first opportunity that presented +itself I should be promoted to be captain, I preferred to leave all +and betake myself, as I did, to Italy; and it was my good fortune that +Don John had just arrived at Genoa, and was going on to Naples to join +the Venetian fleet, as he afterwards did at Messina. I may say, in +short, that I took part in that glorious expedition, promoted by +this time to be a captain of infantry, to which honourable charge my +good luck rather than my merits raised me; and that day—so +fortunate for Christendom, because then all the nations of the earth +were disabused of the error under which they lay in imagining the +Turks to be invincible on sea-on that day, I say, on which the Ottoman +pride and arrogance were broken, among all that were there made +happy (for the Christians who died that day were happier than those +who remained alive and victorious) I alone was miserable; for, instead +of some naval crown that I might have expected had it been in Roman +times, on the night that followed that famous day I found myself +with fetters on my feet and manacles on my hands.</p> + +<p>It happened in this way: El Uchali, the king of Algiers, a daring +and successful corsair, having attacked and taken the leading +Maltese galley (only three knights being left alive in it, and they +badly wounded), the chief galley of John Andrea, on board of which I +and my company were placed, came to its relief, and doing as was bound +to do in such a case, I leaped on board the enemy's galley, which, +sheering off from that which had attacked it, prevented my men from +following me, and so I found myself alone in the midst of my +enemies, who were in such numbers that I was unable to resist; in +short I was taken, covered with wounds; El Uchali, as you know, +sirs, made his escape with his entire squadron, and I was left a +prisoner in his power, the only sad being among so many filled with +joy, and the only captive among so many free; for there were fifteen +thousand Christians, all at the oar in the Turkish fleet, that +regained their longed-for liberty that day.</p> + +<p>They carried me to Constantinople, where the Grand Turk, Selim, made +my master general at sea for having done his duty in the battle and +carried off as evidence of his bravery the standard of the Order of +Malta. The following year, which was the year seventy-two, I found +myself at Navarino rowing in the leading galley with the three +lanterns. There I saw and observed how the opportunity of capturing +the whole Turkish fleet in harbour was lost; for all the marines and +janizzaries that belonged to it made sure that they were about to be +attacked inside the very harbour, and had their kits and pasamaques, +or shoes, ready to flee at once on shore without waiting to be +assailed, in so great fear did they stand of our fleet. But Heaven +ordered it otherwise, not for any fault or neglect of the general +who commanded on our side, but for the sins of Christendom, and +because it was God's will and pleasure that we should always have +instruments of punishment to chastise us. As it was, El Uchali took +refuge at Modon, which is an island near Navarino, and landing +forces fortified the mouth of the harbour and waited quietly until Don +John retired. On this expedition was taken the galley called the +Prize, whose captain was a son of the famous corsair Barbarossa. It +was taken by the chief Neapolitan galley called the She-wolf, +commanded by that thunderbolt of war, that father of his men, that +successful and unconquered captain Don Alvaro de Bazan, Marquis of +Santa Cruz; and I cannot help telling you what took place at the +capture of the Prize.</p> + +<p>The son of Barbarossa was so cruel, and treated his slaves so badly, +that, when those who were at the oars saw that the She-wolf galley was +bearing down upon them and gaining upon them, they all at once dropped +their oars and seized their captain who stood on the stage at the +end of the gangway shouting to them to row lustily; and passing him on +from bench to bench, from the poop to the prow, they so bit him that +before he had got much past the mast his soul had already got to hell; +so great, as I said, was the cruelty with which he treated them, and +the hatred with which they hated him.</p> + +<p>We returned to Constantinople, and the following year, +seventy-three, it became known that Don John had seized Tunis and +taken the kingdom from the Turks, and placed Muley Hamet in +possession, putting an end to the hopes which Muley Hamida, the +cruelest and bravest Moor in the world, entertained of returning to +reign there. The Grand Turk took the loss greatly to heart, and with +the cunning which all his race possess, he made peace with the +Venetians (who were much more eager for it than he was), and the +following year, seventy-four, he attacked the Goletta and the fort +which Don John had left half built near Tunis. While all these +events were occurring, I was labouring at the oar without any hope +of freedom; at least I had no hope of obtaining it by ransom, for I +was firmly resolved not to write to my father telling him of my +misfortunes. At length the Goletta fell, and the fort fell, before +which places there were seventy-five thousand regular Turkish +soldiers, and more than four hundred thousand Moors and Arabs from all +parts of Africa, and in the train of all this great host such +munitions and engines of war, and so many pioneers that with their +hands they might have covered the Goletta and the fort with handfuls +of earth. The first to fall was the Goletta, until then reckoned +impregnable, and it fell, not by any fault of its defenders, who did +all that they could and should have done, but because experiment +proved how easily entrenchments could be made in the desert sand +there; for water used to be found at two palms depth, while the +Turks found none at two yards; and so by means of a quantity of +sandbags they raised their works so high that they commanded the walls +of the fort, sweeping them as if from a cavalier, so that no one was +able to make a stand or maintain the defence.</p> + +<p>It was a common opinion that our men should not have shut themselves +up in the Goletta, but should have waited in the open at the +landing-place; but those who say so talk at random and with little +knowledge of such matters; for if in the Goletta and in the fort there +were barely seven thousand soldiers, how could such a small number, +however resolute, sally out and hold their own against numbers like +those of the enemy? And how is it possible to help losing a stronghold +that is not relieved, above all when surrounded by a host of +determined enemies in their own country? But many thought, and I +thought so too, that it was special favour and mercy which Heaven +showed to Spain in permitting the destruction of that source and +hiding place of mischief, that devourer, sponge, and moth of countless +money, fruitlessly wasted there to no other purpose save preserving +the memory of its capture by the invincible Charles V; as if to make +that eternal, as it is and will be, these stones were needed to +support it. The fort also fell; but the Turks had to win it inch by +inch, for the soldiers who defended it fought so gallantly and stoutly +that the number of the enemy killed in twenty-two general assaults +exceeded twenty-five thousand. Of three hundred that remained alive +not one was taken unwounded, a clear and manifest proof of their +gallantry and resolution, and how sturdily they had defended +themselves and held their post. A small fort or tower which was in the +middle of the lagoon under the command of Don Juan Zanoguera, a +Valencian gentleman and a famous soldier, capitulated upon terms. They +took prisoner Don Pedro Puertocarrero, commandant of the Goletta, +who had done all in his power to defend his fortress, and took the +loss of it so much to heart that he died of grief on the way to +Constantinople, where they were carrying him a prisoner. They also +took the commandant of the fort, Gabrio Cerbellon by name, a +Milanese gentleman, a great engineer and a very brave soldier. In +these two fortresses perished many persons of note, among whom was +Pagano Doria, knight of the Order of St. John, a man of generous +disposition, as was shown by his extreme liberality to his brother, +the famous John Andrea Doria; and what made his death the more sad was +that he was slain by some Arabs to whom, seeing that the fort was +now lost, he entrusted himself, and who offered to conduct him in +the disguise of a Moor to Tabarca, a small fort or station on the +coast held by the Genoese employed in the coral fishery. These Arabs +cut off his head and carried it to the commander of the Turkish fleet, +who proved on them the truth of our Castilian proverb, that "though +the treason may please, the traitor is hated;" for they say he ordered +those who brought him the present to be hanged for not having +brought him alive.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c39b"></a><img alt="c39b.jpg (371K)" src="images/c39b.jpg" height="824" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c39b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Among the Christians who were taken in the fort was one named Don +Pedro de Aguilar, a native of some place, I know not what, in +Andalusia, who had been ensign in the fort, a soldier of great +repute and rare intelligence, who had in particular a special gift for +what they call poetry. I say so because his fate brought him to my +galley and to my bench, and made him a slave to the same master; and +before we left the port this gentleman composed two sonnets by way +of epitaphs, one on the Goletta and the other on the fort; indeed, I +may as well repeat them, for I have them by heart, and I think they +will be liked rather than disliked.</p> + +<p> +The instant the captive mentioned the name of Don Pedro de +Aguilar, Don Fernando looked at his companions and they all three +smiled; and when he came to speak of the sonnets one of them said, +"Before your worship proceeds any further I entreat you to tell me +what became of that Don Pedro de Aguilar you have spoken of."</p> + +<p>"All I know is," replied the captive, "that after having been in +Constantinople two years, he escaped in the disguise of an Arnaut, +in company with a Greek spy; but whether he regained his liberty or +not I cannot tell, though I fancy he did, because a year afterwards +I saw the Greek at Constantinople, though I was unable to ask him what +the result of the journey was."</p> + +<p>"Well then, you are right," returned the gentleman, "for that Don +Pedro is my brother, and he is now in our village in good health, +rich, married, and with three children."</p> + +<p>"Thanks be to God for all the mercies he has shown him," said the +captive; "for to my mind there is no happiness on earth to compare +with recovering lost liberty."</p> + +<p>"And what is more," said the gentleman, "I know the sonnets my +brother made."</p> + +<p>"Then let your worship repeat them," said the captive, "for you will +recite them better than I can."</p> + +<p>"With all my heart," said the gentleman; "that on the Goletta runs +thus."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c39e"></a><img alt="c39e.jpg (38K)" src="images/c39e.jpg" height="332" width="650"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch40"></a>CHAPTER XL.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED. +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c40a"></a><img alt="c40a.jpg (131K)" src="images/c40a.jpg" height="790" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c40a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<pre> +SONNET + +"Blest souls, that, from this mortal husk set free, + In guerdon of brave deeds beatified, + Above this lowly orb of ours abide +Made heirs of heaven and immortality, +With noble rage and ardour glowing ye + Your strength, while strength was yours, in battle plied, + And with your own blood and the foeman's dyed +The sandy soil and the encircling sea. +It was the ebbing life-blood first that failed +The weary arms; the stout hearts never quailed. + Though vanquished, yet ye earned the victor's crown: +Though mourned, yet still triumphant was your fall +For there ye won, between the sword and wall, + In Heaven glory and on earth renown." +</pre> + + +<p> +"That is it exactly, according to my recollection," said the +captive.</p> + +<p> +"Well then, that on the fort," said the gentleman, "if my memory +serves me, goes thus:</p> + + +<pre> +SONNET + +"Up from this wasted soil, this shattered shell, + Whose walls and towers here in ruin lie, + Three thousand soldier souls took wing on high, +In the bright mansions of the blest to dwell. +The onslaught of the foeman to repel + By might of arm all vainly did they try, + And when at length 'twas left them but to die, +Wearied and few the last defenders fell. +And this same arid soil hath ever been +A haunt of countless mournful memories, + As well in our day as in days of yore. +But never yet to Heaven it sent, I ween, +From its hard bosom purer souls than these, + Or braver bodies on its surface bore." +</pre> + + +<p> + The sonnets were not disliked, and the captive was rejoiced at +the tidings they gave him of his comrade, and continuing his tale, +he went on to say:</p> + +<p> +The Goletta and the fort being thus in their hands, the Turks gave +orders to dismantle the Goletta—for the fort was reduced to such a +state that there was nothing left to level—and to do the work more +quickly and easily they mined it in three places; but nowhere were +they able to blow up the part which seemed to be the least strong, +that is to say, the old walls, while all that remained standing of the +new fortifications that the Fratin had made came to the ground with +the greatest ease. Finally the fleet returned victorious and +triumphant to Constantinople, and a few months later died my master, +El Uchali, otherwise Uchali Fartax, which means in Turkish "the scabby +renegade;" for that he was; it is the practice with the Turks to +name people from some defect or virtue they may possess; the reason +being that there are among them only four surnames belonging to +families tracing their descent from the Ottoman house, and the others, +as I have said, take their names and surnames either from bodily +blemishes or moral qualities. This "scabby one" rowed at the oar as +a slave of the Grand Signor's for fourteen years, and when over +thirty-four years of age, in resentment at having been struck by a +Turk while at the oar, turned renegade and renounced his faith in +order to be able to revenge himself; and such was his valour that, +without owing his advancement to the base ways and means by which most +favourites of the Grand Signor rise to power, he came to be king of +Algiers, and afterwards general-on-sea, which is the third place of +trust in the realm. He was a Calabrian by birth, and a worthy man +morally, and he treated his slaves with great humanity. He had three +thousand of them, and after his death they were divided, as he +directed by his will, between the Grand Signor (who is heir of all who +die and shares with the children of the deceased) and his renegades. I +fell to the lot of a Venetian renegade who, when a cabin boy on +board a ship, had been taken by Uchali and was so much beloved by +him that he became one of his most favoured youths. He came to be +the most cruel renegade I ever saw: his name was Hassan Aga, and he +grew very rich and became king of Algiers. With him I went there +from Constantinople, rather glad to be so near Spain, not that I +intended to write to anyone about my unhappy lot, but to try if +fortune would be kinder to me in Algiers than in Constantinople, where +I had attempted in a thousand ways to escape without ever finding a +favourable time or chance; but in Algiers I resolved to seek for other +means of effecting the purpose I cherished so dearly; for the hope +of obtaining my liberty never deserted me; and when in my plots and +schemes and attempts the result did not answer my expectations, +without giving way to despair I immediately began to look out for or +conjure up some new hope to support me, however faint or feeble it +might be.</p> + +<p>In this way I lived on immured in a building or prison called by the +Turks a bano in which they confine the Christian captives, as well +those that are the king's as those belonging to private individuals, +and also what they call those of the Almacen, which is as much as to +say the slaves of the municipality, who serve the city in the public +works and other employments; but captives of this kind recover their +liberty with great difficulty, for, as they are public property and +have no particular master, there is no one with whom to treat for +their ransom, even though they may have the means. To these banos, +as I have said, some private individuals of the town are in the +habit of bringing their captives, especially when they are to be +ransomed; because there they can keep them in safety and comfort until +their ransom arrives. The king's captives also, that are on ransom, do +not go out to work with the rest of the crew, unless when their ransom +is delayed; for then, to make them write for it more pressingly, +they compel them to work and go for wood, which is no light labour.</p> + +<p>I, however, was one of those on ransom, for when it was discovered +that I was a captain, although I declared my scanty means and want +of fortune, nothing could dissuade them from including me among the +gentlemen and those waiting to be ransomed. They put a chain on me, +more as a mark of this than to keep me safe, and so I passed my life +in that bano with several other gentlemen and persons of quality +marked out as held to ransom; but though at times, or rather almost +always, we suffered from hunger and scanty clothing, nothing +distressed us so much as hearing and seeing at every turn the +unexampled and unheard-of cruelties my master inflicted upon the +Christians. Every day he hanged a man, impaled one, cut off the ears +of another; and all with so little provocation, or so entirely without +any, that the Turks acknowledged he did it merely for the sake of +doing it, and because he was by nature murderously disposed towards +the whole human race. The only one that fared at all well with him was +a Spanish soldier, something de Saavedra by name, to whom he never +gave a blow himself, or ordered a blow to be given, or addressed a +hard word, although he had done things that will dwell in the memory +of the people there for many a year, and all to recover his liberty; +and for the least of the many things he did we all dreaded that he +would be impaled, and he himself was in fear of it more than once; and +only that time does not allow, I could tell you now something of +what that soldier did, that would interest and astonish you much +more than the narration of my own tale.</p> + +<p>To go on with my story; the courtyard of our prison was overlooked +by the windows of the house belonging to a wealthy Moor of high +position; and these, as is usual in Moorish houses, were rather +loopholes than windows, and besides were covered with thick and +close lattice-work. It so happened, then, that as I was one day on the +terrace of our prison with three other comrades, trying, to pass +away the time, how far we could leap with our chains, we being +alone, for all the other Christians had gone out to work, I chanced to +raise my eyes, and from one of these little closed windows I saw a +reed appear with a cloth attached to the end of it, and it kept waving +to and fro, and moving as if making signs to us to come and take it. +We watched it, and one of those who were with me went and stood +under the reed to see whether they would let it drop, or what they +would do, but as he did so the reed was raised and moved from side +to side, as if they meant to say "no" by a shake of the head. The +Christian came back, and it was again lowered, making the same +movements as before. Another of my comrades went, and with him the +same happened as with the first, and then the third went forward, +but with the same result as the first and second. Seeing this I did +not like not to try my luck, and as soon as I came under the reed it +was dropped and fell inside the bano at my feet. I hastened to untie +the cloth, in which I perceived a knot, and in this were ten cianis, +which are coins of base gold, current among the Moors, and each +worth ten reals of our money.</p> + +<p>It is needless to say I rejoiced over this godsend, and my joy was +not less than my wonder as I strove to imagine how this good fortune +could have come to us, but to me specially; for the evident +unwillingness to drop the reed for any but me showed that it was for +me the favour was intended. I took my welcome money, broke the reed, +and returned to the terrace, and looking up at the window, I saw a +very white hand put out that opened and shut very quickly. From this +we gathered or fancied that it must be some woman living in that house +that had done us this kindness, and to show that we were grateful +for it, we made salaams after the fashion of the Moors, bowing the +head, bending the body, and crossing the arms on the breast. Shortly +afterwards at the same window a small cross made of reeds was put +out and immediately withdrawn. This sign led us to believe that some +Christian woman was a captive in the house, and that it was she who +had been so good to us; but the whiteness of the hand and the +bracelets we had perceived made us dismiss that idea, though we +thought it might be one of the Christian renegades whom their +masters very often take as lawful wives, and gladly, for they prefer +them to the women of their own nation. In all our conjectures we +were wide of the truth; so from that time forward our sole +occupation was watching and gazing at the window where the cross had +appeared to us, as if it were our pole-star; but at least fifteen days +passed without our seeing either it or the hand, or any other sign and +though meanwhile we endeavoured with the utmost pains to ascertain who +it was that lived in the house, and whether there were any Christian +renegade in it, nobody could ever tell us anything more than that he +who lived there was a rich Moor of high position, Hadji Morato by +name, formerly alcaide of La Pata, an office of high dignity among +them. But when we least thought it was going to rain any more cianis +from that quarter, we saw the reed suddenly appear with another +cloth tied in a larger knot attached to it, and this at a time when, +as on the former occasion, the bano was deserted and unoccupied.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c40b"></a><img alt="c40b.jpg (288K)" src="images/c40b.jpg" height="833" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c40b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>We made trial as before, each of the same three going forward before +I did; but the reed was delivered to none but me, and on my approach +it was let drop. I untied the knot and I found forty Spanish gold +crowns with a paper written in Arabic, and at the end of the writing +there was a large cross drawn. I kissed the cross, took the crowns and +returned to the terrace, and we all made our salaams; again the hand +appeared, I made signs that I would read the paper, and then the +window was closed. We were all puzzled, though filled with joy at what +had taken place; and as none of us understood Arabic, great was our +curiosity to know what the paper contained, and still greater the +difficulty of finding some one to read it. At last I resolved to +confide in a renegade, a native of Murcia, who professed a very +great friendship for me, and had given pledges that bound him to +keep any secret I might entrust to him; for it is the custom with some +renegades, when they intend to return to Christian territory, to carry +about them certificates from captives of mark testifying, in +whatever form they can, that such and such a renegade is a worthy +man who has always shown kindness to Christians, and is anxious to +escape on the first opportunity that may present itself. Some obtain +these testimonials with good intentions, others put them to a +cunning use; for when they go to pillage on Christian territory, if +they chance to be cast away, or taken prisoners, they produce their +certificates and say that from these papers may be seen the object +they came for, which was to remain on Christian ground, and that it +was to this end they joined the Turks in their foray. In this way they +escape the consequences of the first outburst and make their peace +with the Church before it does them any harm, and then when they +have the chance they return to Barbary to become what they were +before. Others, however, there are who procure these papers and make +use of them honestly, and remain on Christian soil. This friend of +mine, then, was one of these renegades that I have described; he had +certificates from all our comrades, in which we testified in his +favour as strongly as we could; and if the Moors had found the +papers they would have burned him alive.</p> + +<p>I knew that he understood Arabic very well, and could not only speak +but also write it; but before I disclosed the whole matter to him, I +asked him to read for me this paper which I had found by accident in a +hole in my cell. He opened it and remained some time examining it +and muttering to himself as he translated it. I asked him if he +understood it, and he told me he did perfectly well, and that if I +wished him to tell me its meaning word for word, I must give him pen +and ink that he might do it more satisfactorily. We at once gave him +what he required, and he set about translating it bit by bit, and when +he had done he said:</p> + +<p>"All that is here in Spanish is what the Moorish paper contains, and +you must bear in mind that when it says 'Lela +Marien' it means 'Our Lady the Virgin Mary.'"</p> + +<p>We read the paper and it ran thus:</p> + +<p>"When I was a child my father had a slave who taught me to pray +the Christian prayer in my own language, and told me many things about +Lela Marien. The Christian died, and I know that she did not go to the +fire, but to Allah, because since then I have seen her twice, and +she told me to go to the land of the Christians to see Lela Marien, +who had great love for me. I know not how to go. I have seen many +Christians, but except thyself none has seemed to me to be a +gentleman. I am young and beautiful, and have plenty of money to +take with me. See if thou canst contrive how we may go, and if thou +wilt thou shalt be my husband there, and if thou wilt not it will +not distress me, for Lela Marien will find me some one to marry me. +I myself have written this: have a care to whom thou givest it to +read: trust no Moor, for they are all perfidious. I am greatly +troubled on this account, for I would not have thee confide in anyone, +because if my father knew it he would at once fling me down a well and +cover me with stones. I will put a thread to the reed; tie the +answer to it, and if thou hast no one to write for thee in Arabic, +tell it to me by signs, for Lela Marien will make me understand +thee. She and Allah and this cross, which I often kiss as the +captive bade me, protect thee."</p> + +<p>Judge, sirs, whether we had reason for surprise and joy at the words +of this paper; and both one and the other were so great, that the +renegade perceived that the paper had not been found by chance, but +had been in reality addressed to some one of us, and he begged us, +if what he suspected were the truth, to trust him and tell him all, +for he would risk his life for our freedom; and so saying he took +out from his breast a metal crucifix, and with many tears swore by the +God the image represented, in whom, sinful and wicked as he was, he +truly and faithfully believed, to be loyal to us and keep secret +whatever we chose to reveal to him; for he thought and almost +foresaw that by means of her who had written that paper, he and all of +us would obtain our liberty, and he himself obtain the object he so +much desired, his restoration to the bosom of the Holy Mother +Church, from which by his own sin and ignorance he was now severed +like a corrupt limb. The renegade said this with so many tears and +such signs of repentance, that with one consent we all agreed to +tell him the whole truth of the matter, and so we gave him a full +account of all, without hiding anything from him. We pointed out to +him the window at which the reed appeared, and he by that means took +note of the house, and resolved to ascertain with particular care +who lived in it. We agreed also that it would be advisable to answer +the Moorish lady's letter, and the renegade without a moment's delay +took down the words I dictated to him, which were exactly what I shall +tell you, for nothing of importance that took place in this affair has +escaped my memory, or ever will while life lasts. This, then, was +the answer returned to the Moorish lady:</p> + +<p>"The true Allah protect thee, Lady, and that blessed Marien who is +the true mother of God, and who has put it into thy heart to go to the +land of the Christians, because she loves thee. Entreat her that she +be pleased to show thee how thou canst execute the command she gives +thee, for she will, such is her goodness. On my own part, and on +that of all these Christians who are with me, I promise to do all that +we can for thee, even to death. Fail not to write to me and inform +me what thou dost mean to do, and I will always answer thee; for the +great Allah has given us a Christian captive who can speak and write +thy language well, as thou mayest see by this paper; without fear, +therefore, thou canst inform us of all thou wouldst. As to what thou +sayest, that if thou dost reach the land of the Christians thou wilt +be my wife, I give thee my promise upon it as a good Christian; and +know that the Christians keep their promises better than the Moors. +Allah and Marien his mother watch over thee, my Lady."</p> + +<p>The paper being written and folded I waited two days until the +bano was empty as before, and immediately repaired to the usual walk +on the terrace to see if there were any sign of the reed, which was +not long in making its appearance. As soon as I saw it, although I +could not distinguish who put it out, I showed the paper as a sign +to attach the thread, but it was already fixed to the reed, and to +it I tied the paper; and shortly afterwards our star once more made +its appearance with the white flag of peace, the little bundle. It was +dropped, and I picked it up, and found in the cloth, in gold and +silver coins of all sorts, more than fifty crowns, which fifty times +more strengthened our joy and doubled our hope of gaining our liberty. +That very night our renegade returned and said he had learned that the +Moor we had been told of lived in that house, that his name was +Hadji Morato, that he was enormously rich, that he had one only +daughter the heiress of all his wealth, and that it was the general +opinion throughout the city that she was the most beautiful woman in +Barbary, and that several of the viceroys who came there had sought +her for a wife, but that she had been always unwilling to marry; and +he had learned, moreover, that she had a Christian slave who was now +dead; all which agreed with the contents of the paper. We +immediately took counsel with the renegade as to what means would have +to be adopted in order to carry off the Moorish lady and bring us +all to Christian territory; and in the end it was agreed that for +the present we should wait for a second communication from Zoraida +(for that was the name of her who now desires to be called Maria), +because we saw clearly that she and no one else could find a way out +of all these difficulties. When we had decided upon this the +renegade told us not to be uneasy, for he would lose his life or +restore us to liberty. For four days the bano was filled with +people, for which reason the reed delayed its appearance for four +days, but at the end of that time, when the bano was, as it +generally was, empty, it appeared with the cloth so bulky that it +promised a happy birth. Reed and cloth came down to me, and I found +another paper and a hundred crowns in gold, without any other coin. +The renegade was present, and in our cell we gave him the paper to +read, which was to this effect:</p> + +<p>"I cannot think of a plan, senor, for our going to Spain, nor has +Lela Marien shown me one, though I have asked her. All that can be +done is for me to give you plenty of money in gold from this window. +With it ransom yourself and your friends, and let one of you go to the +land of the Christians, and there buy a vessel and come back for the +others; and he will find me in my father's garden, which is at the +Babazon gate near the seashore, where I shall be all this summer +with my father and my servants. You can carry me away from there by +night without any danger, and bring me to the vessel. And remember +thou art to be my husband, else I will pray to Marien to punish +thee. If thou canst not trust anyone to go for the vessel, ransom +thyself and do thou go, for I know thou wilt return more surely than +any other, as thou art a gentleman and a Christian. Endeavour to +make thyself acquainted with the garden; and when I see thee walking +yonder I shall know that the bano is empty and I will give thee +abundance of money. Allah protect thee, senor."</p> + +<p>These were the words and contents of the second paper, and on +hearing them, each declared himself willing to be the ransomed one, +and promised to go and return with scrupulous good faith; and I too +made the same offer; but to all this the renegade objected, saying +that he would not on any account consent to one being set free +before all went together, as experience had taught him how ill those +who have been set free keep promises which they made in captivity; for +captives of distinction frequently had recourse to this plan, paying +the ransom of one who was to go to Valencia or Majorca with money to +enable him to arm a bark and return for the others who had ransomed +him, but who never came back; for recovered liberty and the dread of +losing it again efface from the memory all the obligations in the +world. And to prove the truth of what he said, he told us briefly what +had happened to a certain Christian gentleman almost at that very +time, the strangest case that had ever occurred even there, where +astonishing and marvellous things are happening every instant. In +short, he ended by saying that what could and ought to be done was +to give the money intended for the ransom of one of us Christians to +him, so that he might with it buy a vessel there in Algiers under +the pretence of becoming a merchant and trader at Tetuan and along the +coast; and when master of the vessel, it would be easy for him to +hit on some way of getting us all out of the bano and putting us on +board; especially if the Moorish lady gave, as she said, money +enough to ransom all, because once free it would be the easiest +thing in the world for us to embark even in open day; but the greatest +difficulty was that the Moors do not allow any renegade to buy or +own any craft, unless it be a large vessel for going on roving +expeditions, because they are afraid that anyone who buys a small +vessel, especially if he be a Spaniard, only wants it for the +purpose of escaping to Christian territory. This however he could +get over by arranging with a Tagarin Moor to go shares with him in the +purchase of the vessel, and in the profit on the cargo; and under +cover of this he could become master of the vessel, in which case he +looked upon all the rest as accomplished. But though to me and my +comrades it had seemed a better plan to send to Majorca for the +vessel, as the Moorish lady suggested, we did not dare to oppose +him, fearing that if we did not do as he said he would denounce us, +and place us in danger of losing all our lives if he were to +disclose our dealings with Zoraida, for whose life we would have all +given our own. We therefore resolved to put ourselves in the hands +of God and in the renegade's; and at the same time an answer was given +to Zoraida, telling her that we would do all she recommended, for +she had given as good advice as if Lela Marien had delivered it, and +that it depended on her alone whether we were to defer the business or +put it in execution at once. I renewed my promise to be her husband; +and thus the next day that the bano chanced to be empty she at +different times gave us by means of the reed and cloth two thousand +gold crowns and a paper in which she said that the next Juma, that +is to say Friday, she was going to her father's garden, but that +before she went she would give us more money; and if it were not +enough we were to let her know, as she would give us as much as we +asked, for her father had so much he would not miss it, and besides +she kept all the keys.</p> + +<p>We at once gave the renegade five hundred crowns to buy the +vessel, and with eight hundred I ransomed myself, giving the money +to a Valencian merchant who happened to be in Algiers at the time, and +who had me released on his word, pledging it that on the arrival of +the first ship from Valencia he would pay my ransom; for if he had +given the money at once it would have made the king suspect that my +ransom money had been for a long time in Algiers, and that the +merchant had for his own advantage kept it secret. In fact my master +was so difficult to deal with that I dared not on any account pay down +the money at once. The Thursday before the Friday on which the fair +Zoraida was to go to the garden she gave us a thousand crowns more, +and warned us of her departure, begging me, if I were ransomed, to +find out her father's garden at once, and by all means to seek an +opportunity of going there to see her. I answered in a few words +that I would do so, and that she must remember to commend us to Lela +Marien with all the prayers the captive had taught her. This having +been done, steps were taken to ransom our three comrades, so as to +enable them to quit the bano, and lest, seeing me ransomed and +themselves not, though the money was forthcoming, they should make a +disturbance about it and the devil should prompt them to do +something that might injure Zoraida; for though their position might +be sufficient to relieve me from this apprehension, nevertheless I was +unwilling to run any risk in the matter; and so I had them ransomed in +the same way as I was, handing over all the money to the merchant so +that he might with safety and confidence give security; without, +however, confiding our arrangement and secret to him, which might have +been dangerous.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c40e"></a><img alt="c40e.jpg (34K)" src="images/c40e.jpg" height="667" width="425"> +</center> + + +<br> +<br> + + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p12.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p14.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p14.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p14.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f84f429 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p14.htm @@ -0,0 +1,916 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Volume I., Part 14.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p13.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p15.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 14. +<br><br> +Chapters 41 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Full Size" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch41">CHAPTER XLI</a> +IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch41"></a>CHAPTER XLI.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c41a"></a><img alt="c41a.jpg (106K)" src="images/c41a.jpg" height="374" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c41a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Before fifteen days were over our renegade had already purchased +an excellent vessel with room for more than thirty persons; and to +make the transaction safe and lend a colour to it, he thought it +well to make, as he did, a voyage to a place called Shershel, twenty +leagues from Algiers on the Oran side, where there is an extensive +trade in dried figs. Two or three times he made this voyage in company +with the Tagarin already mentioned. The Moors of Aragon are called +Tagarins in Barbary, and those of Granada Mudejars; but in the Kingdom +of Fez they call the Mudejars Elches, and they are the people the king +chiefly employs in war. To proceed: every time he passed with his +vessel he anchored in a cove that was not two crossbow shots from +the garden where Zoraida was waiting; and there the renegade, together +with the two Moorish lads that rowed, used purposely to station +himself, either going through his prayers, or else practising as a +part what he meant to perform in earnest. And thus he would go to +Zoraida's garden and ask for fruit, which her father gave him, not +knowing him; but though, as he afterwards told me, he sought to +speak to Zoraida, and tell her who he was, and that by my orders he +was to take her to the land of the Christians, so that she might +feel satisfied and easy, he had never been able to do so; for the +Moorish women do not allow themselves to be seen by any Moor or +Turk, unless their husband or father bid them: with Christian captives +they permit freedom of intercourse and communication, even more than +might be considered proper. But for my part I should have been sorry +if he had spoken to her, for perhaps it might have alarmed her to find +her affairs talked of by renegades. But God, who ordered it otherwise, +afforded no opportunity for our renegade's well-meant purpose; and he, +seeing how safely he could go to Shershel and return, and anchor +when and how and where he liked, and that the Tagarin his partner +had no will but his, and that, now I was ransomed, all we wanted was +to find some Christians to row, told me to look out for any I should +he willing to take with me, over and above those who had been +ransomed, and to engage them for the next Friday, which he fixed +upon for our departure. On this I spoke to twelve Spaniards, all stout +rowers, and such as could most easily leave the city; but it was no +easy matter to find so many just then, because there were twenty ships +out on a cruise and they had taken all the rowers with them; and these +would not have been found were it not that their master remained at +home that summer without going to sea in order to finish a galliot +that he had upon the stocks. To these men I said nothing more than +that the next Friday in the evening they were to come out stealthily +one by one and hang about Hadji Morato's garden, waiting for me +there until I came. These directions I gave each one separately, +with orders that if they saw any other Christians there they were +not to say anything to them except that I had directed them to wait at +that spot.</p> + +<p>This preliminary having been settled, another still more necessary +step had to be taken, which was to let Zoraida know how matters +stood that she might be prepared and forewarned, so as not to be taken +by surprise if we were suddenly to seize upon her before she thought +the Christians' vessel could have returned. I determined, therefore, +to go to the garden and try if I could speak to her; and the day +before my departure I went there under the pretence of gathering +herbs. The first person I met was her father, who addressed me in +the language that all over Barbary and even in Constantinople is the +medium between captives and Moors, and is neither Morisco nor +Castilian, nor of any other nation, but a mixture of all languages, by +means of which we can all understand one another. In this sort of +language, I say, he asked me what I wanted in his garden, and to +whom I belonged. I replied that I was a slave of the Arnaut Mami +(for I knew as a certainty that he was a very great friend of his), +and that I wanted some herbs to make a salad. He asked me then whether +I were on ransom or not, and what my master demanded for me. While +these questions and answers were proceeding, the fair Zoraida, who had +already perceived me some time before, came out of the house in the +garden, and as Moorish women are by no means particular about +letting themselves be seen by Christians, or, as I have said before, +at all coy, she had no hesitation in coming to where her father +stood with me; moreover her father, seeing her approaching slowly, +called to her to come. It would be beyond my power now to describe +to you the great beauty, the high-bred air, the brilliant attire of my +beloved Zoraida as she presented herself before my eyes. I will +content myself with saying that more pearls hung from her fair neck, +her ears, and her hair than she had hairs on her head. On her +ankles, which as is customary were bare, she had carcajes (for so +bracelets or anklets are called in Morisco) of the purest gold, set +with so many diamonds that she told me afterwards her father valued +them at ten thousand doubloons, and those she had on her wrists were +worth as much more. The pearls were in profusion and very fine, for +the highest display and adornment of the Moorish women is decking +themselves with rich pearls and seed-pearls; and of these there are +therefore more among the Moors than among any other people. +Zoraida's father had to the reputation of possessing a great number, +and the purest in all Algiers, and of possessing also more than two +hundred thousand Spanish crowns; and she, who is now mistress of me +only, was mistress of all this. Whether thus adorned she would have +been beautiful or not, and what she must have been in her +prosperity, may be imagined from the beauty remaining to her after +so many hardships; for, as everyone knows, the beauty of some women +has its times and its seasons, and is increased or diminished by +chance causes; and naturally the emotions of the mind will heighten or +impair it, though indeed more frequently they totally destroy it. In a +word she presented herself before me that day attired with the +utmost splendour, and supremely beautiful; at any rate, she seemed +to me the most beautiful object I had ever seen; and when, besides, +I thought of all I owed to her I felt as though I had before me some +heavenly being come to earth to bring me relief and happiness.</p> + +<p>As she approached her father told her in his own language that I was +a captive belonging to his friend the Arnaut Mami, and that I had come +for salad.</p> + +<p>She took up the conversation, and in that mixture of tongues I +have spoken of she asked me if I was a gentleman, and why I was not +ransomed.</p> + +<p>I answered that I was already ransomed, and that by the price it +might be seen what value my master set on me, as I had given one +thousand five hundred zoltanis for me; to which she replied, "Hadst +thou been my father's, I can tell thee, I would not have let him +part with thee for twice as much, for you Christians always tell +lies about yourselves and make yourselves out poor to cheat the +Moors."</p> + +<p>"That may be, lady," said I; "but indeed I dealt truthfully with +my master, as I do and mean to do with everybody in the world."</p> + +<p>"And when dost thou go?" said Zoraida.</p> + +<p>"To-morrow, I think," said I, "for there is a vessel here from +France which sails to-morrow, and I think I shall go in her."</p> + +<p>"Would it not be better," said Zoraida, "to wait for the arrival +of ships from Spain and go with them and not with the French who are +not your friends?"</p> + +<p>"No," said I; "though if there were intelligence that a vessel +were now coming from Spain it is true I might, perhaps, wait for it; +however, it is more likely I shall depart to-morrow, for the longing I +feel to return to my country and to those I love is so great that it +will not allow me to wait for another opportunity, however more +convenient, if it be delayed."</p> + +<p>"No doubt thou art married in thine own country," said Zoraida, "and +for that reason thou art anxious to go and see thy wife."</p> + +<p>"I am not married," I replied, "but I have given my promise to marry +on my arrival there."</p> + +<p>"And is the lady beautiful to whom thou hast given it?" said +Zoraida.</p> + +<p>"So beautiful," said I, "that, to describe her worthily and tell +thee the truth, she is very like thee."</p> + +<p>At this her father laughed very heartily and said, "By Allah, +Christian, she must be very beautiful if she is like my daughter, +who is the most beautiful woman in all this kingdom: only look at +her well and thou wilt see I am telling the truth."</p> + +<p>Zoraida's father as the better linguist helped to interpret most +of these words and phrases, for though she spoke the bastard language, +that, as I have said, is employed there, she expressed her meaning +more by signs than by words.</p> + +<p>While we were still engaged in this conversation, a Moor came +running up, exclaiming that four Turks had leaped over the fence or +wall of the garden, and were gathering the fruit though it was not yet +ripe. The old man was alarmed and Zoraida too, for the Moors commonly, +and, so to speak, instinctively have a dread of the Turks, but +particularly of the soldiers, who are so insolent and domineering to +the Moors who are under their power that they treat them worse than if +they were their slaves. Her father said to Zoraida, "Daughter, +retire into the house and shut thyself in while I go and speak to +these dogs; and thou, Christian, pick thy herbs, and go in peace, +and Allah bring thee safe to thy own country."</p> + +<p>I bowed, and he went away to look for the Turks, leaving me alone +with Zoraida, who made as if she were about to retire as her father +bade her; but the moment he was concealed by the trees of the +garden, turning to me with her eyes full of tears she said, "Tameji, +cristiano, tameji?" that is to say, "Art thou going, Christian, art +thou going?"</p> + +<p>I made answer, "Yes, lady, but not without thee, come what may: be +on the watch for me on the next Juma, and be not alarmed when thou +seest us; for most surely we shall go to the land of the Christians."</p> + +<p>This I said in such a way that she understood perfectly all that +passed between us, and throwing her arm round my neck she began with +feeble steps to move towards the house; but as fate would have it (and +it might have been very unfortunate if Heaven had not otherwise +ordered it), just as we were moving on in the manner and position I +have described, with her arm round my neck, her father, as he returned +after having sent away the Turks, saw how we were walking and we +perceived that he saw us; but Zoraida, ready and quickwitted, took +care not to remove her arm from my neck, but on the contrary drew +closer to me and laid her head on my breast, bending her knees a +little and showing all the signs and tokens of fainting, while I at the +same time made it seem as though I were supporting her against my +will. Her father came running up to where we were, and seeing his +daughter in this state asked what was the matter with her; she, +however, giving no answer, he said, "No doubt she has fainted in alarm +at the entrance of those dogs," and taking her from mine he drew her +to his own breast, while she sighing, her eyes still wet with tears, +said again, "Ameji, cristiano, ameji"—"Go, Christian, go." To this +her father replied, "There is no need, daughter, for the Christian +to go, for he has done thee no harm, and the Turks have now gone; feel +no alarm, there is nothing to hurt thee, for as I say, the Turks at my +request have gone back the way they came."</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c41b"></a><img alt="c41b.jpg (320K)" src="images/c41b.jpg" height="838" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c41b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"It was they who terrified her, as thou hast said, senor," said I to +her father; "but since she tells me to go, I have no wish to displease +her: peace be with thee, and with thy leave I will come back to this +garden for herbs if need be, for my master says there are nowhere +better herbs for salad then here."</p> + +<p>"Come back for any thou hast need of," replied Hadji Morato; "for my +daughter does not speak thus because she is displeased with thee or +any Christian: she only meant that the Turks should go, not thou; or +that it was time for thee to look for thy herbs."</p> + +<p>With this I at once took my leave of both; and she, looking as +though her heart were breaking, retired with her father. While +pretending to look for herbs I made the round of the garden at my +ease, and studied carefully all the approaches and outlets, and the +fastenings of the house and everything that could be taken advantage +of to make our task easy.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c41c"></a><img alt="c41c.jpg (326K)" src="images/c41c.jpg" height="828" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c41c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>Having done so I went and gave an account of +all that had taken place to the renegade and my comrades, and looked +forward with impatience to the hour when, all fear at an end, I should +find myself in possession of the prize which fortune held out to me in +the fair and lovely Zoraida. The time passed at length, and the +appointed day we so longed for arrived; and, all following out the +arrangement and plan which, after careful consideration and many a +long discussion, we had decided upon, we succeeded as fully as we +could have wished; for on the Friday following the day upon which I +spoke to Zoraida in the garden, the renegade anchored his vessel at +nightfall almost opposite the spot where she was. The Christians who +were to row were ready and in hiding in different places round +about, all waiting for me, anxious and elated, and eager to attack the +vessel they had before their eyes; for they did not know the +renegade's plan, but expected that they were to gain their liberty +by force of arms and by killing the Moors who were on board the +vessel. As soon, then, as I and my comrades made our appearance, all +those that were in hiding seeing us came and joined us. It was now the +time when the city gates are shut, and there was no one to be seen +in all the space outside. When we were collected together we debated +whether it would be better first to go for Zoraida, or to make +prisoners of the Moorish rowers who rowed in the vessel; but while +we were still uncertain our renegade came up asking us what kept us, +as it was now the time, and all the Moors were off their guard and +most of them asleep. We told him why we hesitated, but he said it +was of more importance first to secure the vessel, which could be done +with the greatest ease and without any danger, and then we could go +for Zoraida. We all approved of what he said, and so without further +delay, guided by him we made for the vessel, and he leaping on board +first, drew his cutlass and said in Morisco, "Let no one stir from +this if he does not want it to cost him his life." By this almost +all the Christians were on board, and the Moors, who were +fainthearted, hearing their captain speak in this way, were cowed, and +without any one of them taking to his arms (and indeed they had few or +hardly any) they submitted without saying a word to be bound by the +Christians, who quickly secured them, threatening them that if they +raised any kind of outcry they would be all put to the sword. This +having been accomplished, and half of our party being left to keep +guard over them, the rest of us, again taking the renegade as our +guide, hastened towards Hadji Morato's garden, and as good luck +would have it, on trying the gate it opened as easily as if it had not +been locked; and so, quite quietly and in silence, we reached the +house without being perceived by anybody. The lovely Zoraida was +watching for us at a window, and as soon as she perceived that there +were people there, she asked in a low voice if we were "Nizarani," +as much as to say or ask if we were Christians. I answered that we +were, and begged her to come down. As soon as she recognised me she +did not delay an instant, but without answering a word came down +immediately, opened the door and presented herself before us all, so +beautiful and so richly attired that I cannot attempt to describe her. +The moment I saw her I took her hand and kissed it, and the renegade +and my two comrades did the same; and the rest, who knew nothing of +the circumstances, did as they saw us do, for it only seemed as if +we were returning thanks to her, and recognising her as the giver of +our liberty. The renegade asked her in the Morisco language if her +father was in the house. She replied that he was and that he was +asleep.</p> + +<p>"Then it will be necessary to waken him and take him with us," +said the renegade, "and everything of value in this fair mansion."</p> + +<p>"Nay," said she, "my father must not on any account be touched, +and there is nothing in the house except what I shall take, and that +will be quite enough to enrich and satisfy all of you; wait a little +and you shall see," and so saying she went in, telling us she would +return immediately and bidding us keep quiet making any noise.</p> + +<p>I asked the renegade what had passed between them, and when he +told me, I declared that nothing should be done except in accordance +with the wishes of Zoraida, who now came back with a little trunk so +full of gold crowns that she could scarcely carry it. Unfortunately +her father awoke while this was going on, and hearing a noise in the +garden, came to the window, and at once perceiving that all those +who were there were Christians, raising a prodigiously loud outcry, he +began to call out in Arabic, "Christians, Christians! thieves, +thieves!" by which cries we were all thrown into the greatest fear and +embarrassment; but the renegade seeing the danger we were in and how +important it was for him to effect his purpose before we were heard, +mounted with the utmost quickness to where Hadji Morato was, and +with him went some of our party; I, however, did not dare to leave +Zoraida, who had fallen almost fainting in my arms. To be brief, those +who had gone upstairs acted so promptly that in an instant they came +down, carrying Hadji Morato with his hands bound and a napkin tied +over his mouth, which prevented him from uttering a word, warning +him at the same time that to attempt to speak would cost him his life. +When his daughter caught sight of him she covered her eyes so as not +to see him, and her father was horror-stricken, not knowing how +willingly she had placed herself in our hands. But it was now most +essential for us to be on the move, and carefully and quickly we +regained the vessel, where those who had remained on board were +waiting for us in apprehension of some mishap having befallen us. It +was barely two hours after night set in when we were all on board +the vessel, where the cords were removed from the hands of Zoraida's +father, and the napkin from his mouth; but the renegade once more told +him not to utter a word, or they would take his life. He, when he +saw his daughter there, began to sigh piteously, and still more when +he perceived that I held her closely embraced and that she lay quiet +without resisting or complaining, or showing any reluctance; +nevertheless he remained silent lest they should carry into effect the +repeated threats the renegade had addressed to him.</p> + +<p>Finding herself now on board, and that we were about to give way +with the oars, Zoraida, seeing her father there, and the other Moors +bound, bade the renegade ask me to do her the favour of releasing +the Moors and setting her father at liberty, for she would rather +drown herself in the sea than suffer a father that had loved her so +dearly to be carried away captive before her eyes and on her +account. The renegade repeated this to me, and I replied that I was +very willing to do so; but he replied that it was not advisable, +because if they were left there they would at once raise the country +and stir up the city, and lead to the despatch of swift cruisers in +pursuit, and our being taken, by sea or land, without any +possibility of escape; and that all that could be done was to set them +free on the first Christian ground we reached. On this point we all +agreed; and Zoraida, to whom it was explained, together with the +reasons that prevented us from doing at once what she desired, was +satisfied likewise; and then in glad silence and with cheerful +alacrity each of our stout rowers took his oar, and commending +ourselves to God with all our hearts, we began to shape our course for +the island of Majorca, the nearest Christian land. Owing, however, +to the Tramontana rising a little, and the sea growing somewhat rough, +it was impossible for us to keep a straight course for Majorca, and we +were compelled to coast in the direction of Oran, not without great +uneasiness on our part lest we should be observed from the town of +Shershel, which lies on that coast, not more than sixty miles from +Algiers. Moreover we were afraid of meeting on that course one of +the galliots that usually come with goods from Tetuan; although each +of us for himself and all of us together felt confident that, if we +were to meet a merchant galliot, so that it were not a cruiser, not +only should we not be lost, but that we should take a vessel in +which we could more safely accomplish our voyage. As we pursued our +course Zoraida kept her head between my hands so as not to see her +father, and I felt that she was praying to Lela Marien to help us.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c41d"></a><img alt="c41d.jpg (266K)" src="images/c41d.jpg" height="505" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c41d.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>We might have made about thirty miles when daybreak found us some +three musket-shots off the land, which seemed to us deserted, and +without anyone to see us. For all that, however, by hard rowing we put +out a little to sea, for it was now somewhat calmer, and having gained +about two leagues the word was given to row by batches, while we ate +something, for the vessel was well provided; but the rowers said it +was not a time to take any rest; let food be served out to those who +were not rowing, but they would not leave their oars on any account. +This was done, but now a stiff breeze began to blow, which obliged +us to leave off rowing and make sail at once and steer for Oran, as it +was impossible to make any other course. All this was done very +promptly, and under sail we ran more than eight miles an hour +without any fear, except that of coming across some vessel out on a +roving expedition. We gave the Moorish rowers some food, and the +renegade comforted them by telling them that they were not held as +captives, as we should set them free on the first opportunity.</p> + +<p>The same was said to Zoraida's father, who replied, "Anything +else, Christian, I might hope for or think likely from your generosity +and good behaviour, but do not think me so simple as to imagine you +will give me my liberty; for you would have never exposed yourselves +to the danger of depriving me of it only to restore it to me so +generously, especially as you know who I am and the sum you may expect +to receive on restoring it; and if you will only name that, I here +offer you all you require for myself and for my unhappy daughter +there; or else for her alone, for she is the greatest and most +precious part of my soul."</p> + +<p>As he said this he began to weep so bitterly that he filled us all +with compassion and forced Zoraida to look at him, and when she saw +him weeping she was so moved that she rose from my feet and ran to +throw her arms round him, and pressing her face to his, they both gave +way to such an outburst of tears that several of us were constrained +to keep them company.</p> + +<p>But when her father saw her in full dress and with all her jewels +about her, he said to her in his own language, "What means this, my +daughter? Last night, before this terrible misfortune in which we +are plunged befell us, I saw thee in thy everyday and indoor garments; +and now, without having had time to attire thyself, and without my +bringing thee any joyful tidings to furnish an occasion for adorning +and bedecking thyself, I see thee arrayed in the finest attire it +would be in my power to give thee when fortune was most kind to us. +Answer me this; for it causes me greater anxiety and surprise than +even this misfortune itself."</p> + +<p>The renegade interpreted to us what the Moor said to his daughter; +she, however, returned him no answer. But when he observed in one +corner of the vessel the little trunk in which she used to keep her +jewels, which he well knew he had left in Algiers and had not +brought to the garden, he was still more amazed, and asked her how +that trunk had come into our hands, and what there was in it. To which +the renegade, without waiting for Zoraida to reply, made answer, "Do +not trouble thyself by asking thy daughter Zoraida so many +questions, senor, for the one answer I will give thee will serve for +all; I would have thee know that she is a Christian, and that it is +she who has been the file for our chains and our deliverer from +captivity. She is here of her own free will, as glad, I imagine, to +find herself in this position as he who escapes from darkness into the +light, from death to life, and from suffering to glory."</p> + +<p>"Daughter, is this true, what he says?" cried the Moor.</p> + +<p>"It is," replied Zoraida.</p> + +<p>"That thou art in truth a Christian," said the old man, "and that +thou hast given thy father into the power of his enemies?"</p> + +<p>To which Zoraida made answer, "A Christian I am, but it is not I who +have placed thee in this position, for it never was my wish to leave +thee or do thee harm, but only to do good to myself."</p> + +<p>"And what good hast thou done thyself, daughter?" said he.</p> + +<p>"Ask thou that," said she, "of Lela Marien, for she can tell thee +better than I."</p> + +<p>The Moor had hardly heard these words when with marvellous quickness +he flung himself headforemost into the sea, where no doubt he would +have been drowned had not the long and full dress he wore held him +up for a little on the surface of the water. Zoraida cried aloud to us +to save him, and we all hastened to help, and seizing him by his +robe we drew him in half drowned and insensible, at which Zoraida +was in such distress that she wept over him as piteously and +bitterly as though he were already dead. We turned him upon his face +and he voided a great quantity of water, and at the end of two hours +came to himself. Meanwhile, the wind having changed we were +compelled to head for the land, and ply our oars to avoid being driven +on shore; but it was our good fortune to reach a creek that lies on +one side of a small promontory or cape, called by the Moors that of +the "Cava rumia," which in our language means "the wicked Christian +woman;" for it is a tradition among them that La Cava, through whom +Spain was lost, lies buried at that spot; "cava" in their language +meaning "wicked woman," and "rumia" "Christian;" moreover, they +count it unlucky to anchor there when necessity compels them, and they +never do so otherwise. For us, however, it was not the resting-place +of the wicked woman but a haven of safety for our relief, so much +had the sea now got up. We posted a look-out on shore, and never let +the oars out of our hands, and ate of the stores the renegade had laid +in, imploring God and Our Lady with all our hearts to help and protect +us, that we might give a happy ending to a beginning so prosperous. At +the entreaty of Zoraida orders were given to set on shore her father +and the other Moors who were still bound, for she could not endure, +nor could her tender heart bear to see her father in bonds and her +fellow-countrymen prisoners before her eyes. We promised her to do +this at the moment of departure, for as it was uninhabited we ran no +risk in releasing them at that place.</p> + +<p>Our prayers were not so far in vain as to be unheard by Heaven, +for after a while the wind changed in our favour, and made the sea +calm, inviting us once more to resume our voyage with a good heart. +Seeing this we unbound the Moors, and one by one put them on shore, at +which they were filled with amazement; but when we came to land +Zoraida's father, who had now completely recovered his senses, he +said:</p> + +<p>"Why is it, think ye, Christians, that this wicked woman is rejoiced +at your giving me my liberty? Think ye it is because of the +affection she bears me? Nay verily, it is only because of the +hindrance my presence offers to the execution of her base designs. And +think not that it is her belief that yours is better than ours that +has led her to change her religion; it is only because she knows +that immodesty is more freely practised in your country than in ours." +Then turning to Zoraida, while I and another of the Christians held +him fast by both arms, lest he should do some mad act, he said to her, +"Infamous girl, misguided maiden, whither in thy blindness and madness +art thou going in the hands of these dogs, our natural enemies? Cursed +be the hour when I begot thee! Cursed the luxury and indulgence in +which I reared thee!"</p> + +<p>But seeing that he was not likely soon to cease I made haste to +put him on shore, and thence he continued his maledictions and +lamentations aloud; calling on Mohammed to pray to Allah to destroy +us, to confound us, to make an end of us; and when, in consequence +of having made sail, we could no longer hear what he said we could see +what he did; how he plucked out his beard and tore his hair and lay +writhing on the ground. But once he raised his voice to such a pitch +that we were able to hear what he said. "Come back, dear daughter, +come back to shore; I forgive thee all; let those men have the +money, for it is theirs now, and come back to comfort thy sorrowing +father, who will yield up his life on this barren strand if thou +dost leave him."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c41e"></a><img alt="c41e.jpg (281K)" src="images/c41e.jpg" height="514" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c41e.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>All this Zoraida heard, and heard with sorrow and tears, and all she +could say in answer was, "Allah grant that Lela Marien, who has made +me become a Christian, give thee comfort in thy sorrow, my father. +Allah knows that I could not do otherwise than I have done, and that +these Christians owe nothing to my will; for even had I wished not +to accompany them, but remain at home, it would have been impossible +for me, so eagerly did my soul urge me on to the accomplishment of +this purpose, which I feel to be as righteous as to thee, dear father, +it seems wicked."</p> + +<p>But neither could her father hear her nor we see him when she said +this; and so, while I consoled Zoraida, we turned our attention to our +voyage, in which a breeze from the right point so favoured us that +we made sure of finding ourselves off the coast of Spain on the morrow +by daybreak. But, as good seldom or never comes pure and unmixed, +without being attended or followed by some disturbing evil that +gives a shock to it, our fortune, or perhaps the curses which the Moor +had hurled at his daughter (for whatever kind of father they may +come from these are always to be dreaded), brought it about that +when we were now in mid-sea, and the night about three hours spent, as +we were running with all sail set and oars lashed, for the favouring +breeze saved us the trouble of using them, we saw by the light of +the moon, which shone brilliantly, a square-rigged vessel in full sail +close to us, luffing up and standing across our course, and so close +that we had to strike sail to avoid running foul of her, while they +too put the helm hard up to let us pass. They came to the side of +the ship to ask who we were, whither we were bound, and whence we +came, but as they asked this in French our renegade said, "Let no +one answer, for no doubt these are French corsairs who plunder all +comers."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c41f"></a><img alt="c41f.jpg (268K)" src="images/c41f.jpg" height="518" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c41f.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Acting on this warning no one answered a word, but after we +had gone a little ahead, and the vessel was now lying to leeward, +suddenly they fired two guns, and apparently both loaded with +chain-shot, for with one they cut our mast in half and brought down +both it and the sail into the sea, and the other, discharged at the +same moment, sent a ball into our vessel amidships, staving her in +completely, but without doing any further damage. We, however, finding +ourselves sinking began to shout for help and call upon those in the +ship to pick us up as we were beginning to fill. They then lay to, and +lowering a skiff or boat, as many as a dozen Frenchmen, well armed +with match-locks, and their matches burning, got into it and came +alongside; and seeing how few we were, and that our vessel was going +down, they took us in, telling us that this had come to us through our +incivility in not giving them an answer. Our renegade took the trunk +containing Zoraida's wealth and dropped it into the sea without anyone +perceiving what he did. In short we went on board with the +Frenchmen, who, after having ascertained all they wanted to know about +us, rifled us of everything we had, as if they had been our +bitterest enemies, and from Zoraida they took even the anklets she +wore on her feet; but the distress they caused her did not distress me +so much as the fear I was in that from robbing her of her rich and +precious jewels they would proceed to rob her of the most precious +jewel that she valued more than all. The desires, however, of those +people do not go beyond money, but of that their covetousness is +insatiable, and on this occasion it was carried to such a pitch that +they would have taken even the clothes we wore as captives if they had +been worth anything to them. It was the advice of some of them to +throw us all into the sea wrapped up in a sail; for their purpose +was to trade at some of the ports of Spain, giving themselves out as +Bretons, and if they brought us alive they would be punished as soon +as the robbery was discovered; but the captain (who was the one who +had plundered my beloved Zoraida) said he was satisfied with the prize +he had got, and that he would not touch at any Spanish port, but +pass the Straits of Gibraltar by night, or as best he could, and +make for La Rochelle, from which he had sailed. So they agreed by +common consent to give us the skiff belonging to their ship and all we +required for the short voyage that remained to us, and this they did +the next day on coming in sight of the Spanish coast, with which, +and the joy we felt, all our sufferings and miseries were as +completely forgotten as if they had never been endured by us, such +is the delight of recovering lost liberty.</p> + +<p>It may have been about mid-day when they placed us in the boat, +giving us two kegs of water and some biscuit; and the captain, moved +by I know not what compassion, as the lovely Zoraida was about to +embark, gave her some forty gold crowns, and would not permit his +men to take from her those same garments which she has on now. We +got into the boat, returning them thanks for their kindness to us, and +showing ourselves grateful rather than indignant. They stood out to +sea, steering for the straits; we, without looking to any compass save +the land we had before us, set ourselves to row with such energy +that by sunset we were so near that we might easily, we thought, +land before the night was far advanced. But as the moon did not show +that night, and the sky was clouded, and as we knew not whereabouts we +were, it did not seem to us a prudent thing to make for the shore, +as several of us advised, saying we ought to run ourselves ashore even +if it were on rocks and far from any habitation, for in this way we +should be relieved from the apprehensions we naturally felt of the +prowling vessels of the Tetuan corsairs, who leave Barbary at +nightfall and are on the Spanish coast by daybreak, where they +commonly take some prize, and then go home to sleep in their own +houses. But of the conflicting counsels the one which was adopted +was that we should approach gradually, and land where we could if +the sea were calm enough to permit us. This was done, and a little +before midnight we drew near to the foot of a huge and lofty mountain, +not so close to the sea but that it left a narrow space on which to +land conveniently. We ran our boat up on the sand, and all sprang +out and kissed the ground, and with tears of joyful satisfaction +returned thanks to God our Lord for all his incomparable goodness to +us on our voyage. We took out of the boat the provisions it contained, +and drew it up on the shore, and then climbed a long way up the +mountain, for even there we could not feel easy in our hearts, or +persuade ourselves that it was Christian soil that was now under our +feet.</p> + +<p>The dawn came, more slowly, I think, than we could have wished; we +completed the ascent in order to see if from the summit any habitation +or any shepherds' huts could be discovered, but strain our eyes as +we might, neither dwelling, nor human being, nor path nor road could +we perceive. However, we determined to push on farther, as it could +not but be that ere long we must see some one who could tell us +where we were. But what distressed me most was to see Zoraida going on +foot over that rough ground; for though I once carried her on my +shoulders, she was more wearied by my weariness than rested by the +rest; and so she would never again allow me to undergo the exertion, +and went on very patiently and cheerfully, while I led her by the +hand. We had gone rather less than a quarter of a league when the +sound of a little bell fell on our ears, a clear proof that there were +flocks hard by, and looking about carefully to see if any were +within view, we observed a young shepherd tranquilly and +unsuspiciously trimming a stick with his knife at the foot of a cork +tree. We called to him, and he, raising his head, sprang nimbly to his +feet, for, as we afterwards learned, the first who presented +themselves to his sight were the renegade and Zoraida, and seeing them +in Moorish dress he imagined that all the Moors of Barbary were upon +him; and plunging with marvellous swiftness into the thicket in +front of him, he began to raise a prodigious outcry, exclaiming, +"The Moors—the Moors have landed! To arms, to arms!" We were all +thrown into perplexity by these cries, not knowing what to do; but +reflecting that the shouts of the shepherd would raise the country and +that the mounted coast-guard would come at once to see what was the +matter, we agreed that the renegade must strip off his Turkish +garments and put on a captive's jacket or coat which one of our +party gave him at once, though he himself was reduced to his shirt; +and so commending ourselves to God, we followed the same road which we +saw the shepherd take, expecting every moment that the coast-guard +would be down upon us. Nor did our expectation deceive us, for two +hours had not passed when, coming out of the brushwood into the open +ground, we perceived some fifty mounted men swiftly approaching us +at a hand-gallop. As soon as we saw them we stood still, waiting for +them; but as they came close and, instead of the Moors they were in +quest of, saw a set of poor Christians, they were taken aback, and one +of them asked if it could be we who were the cause of the shepherd +having raised the call to arms. I said "Yes," and as I was about to +explain to him what had occurred, and whence we came and who we +were, one of the Christians of our party recognised the horseman who +had put the question to us, and before I could say anything more he +exclaimed:</p> + +<p>"Thanks be to God, sirs, for bringing us to such good quarters; for, +if I do not deceive myself, the ground we stand on is that of Velez +Malaga unless, indeed, all my years of captivity have made me unable +to recollect that you, senor, who ask who we are, are Pedro de +Bustamante, my uncle."</p> + +<p>The Christian captive had hardly uttered these words, when the +horseman threw himself off his horse, and ran to embrace the young +man, crying:</p> + +<p>"Nephew of my soul and life! I recognise thee now; and long have I +mourned thee as dead, I, and my sister, thy mother, and all thy kin +that are still alive, and whom God has been pleased to preserve that +they may enjoy the happiness of seeing thee. We knew long since that +thou wert in Algiers, and from the appearance of thy garments and +those of all this company, I conclude that ye have had a miraculous +restoration to liberty."</p> + +<p>"It is true," replied the young man, "and by-and-by we will tell you +all."</p> + +<p>As soon as the horsemen understood that we were Christian +captives, they dismounted from their horses, and each offered his to +carry us to the city of Velez Malaga, which was a league and a half +distant. Some of them went to bring the boat to the city, we having +told them where we had left it; others took us up behind them, and +Zoraida was placed on the horse of the young man's uncle. The whole +town came out to meet us, for they had by this time heard of our +arrival from one who had gone on in advance. They were not +astonished to see liberated captives or captive Moors, for people on +that coast are well used to see both one and the other; but they +were astonished at the beauty of Zoraida, which was just then +heightened, as well by the exertion of travelling as by joy at finding +herself on Christian soil, and relieved of all fear of being lost; for +this had brought such a glow upon her face, that unless my affection +for her were deceiving me, I would venture to say that there was not a +more beautiful creature in the world—at least, that I had ever seen. + We went straight to the church to return thanks to God for the +mercies we had received, and when Zoraida entered it she said there +were faces there like Lela Marien's. We told her they were her images; +and as well as he could the renegade explained to her what they meant, +that she might adore them as if each of them were the very same Lela +Marien that had spoken to her; and she, having great intelligence +and a quick and clear instinct, understood at once all he said to +her about them. Thence they took us away and distributed us all in +different houses in the town; but as for the renegade, Zoraida, and +myself, the Christian who came with us brought us to the house of +his parents, who had a fair share of the gifts of fortune, and treated +us with as much kindness as they did their own son.</p> + +<p>We remained six days in Velez, at the end of which the renegade, +having informed himself of all that was requisite for him to do, set +out for the city of Granada to restore himself to the sacred bosom +of the Church through the medium of the Holy Inquisition. The other +released captives took their departures, each the way that seemed best +to him, and Zoraida and I were left alone, with nothing more than +the crowns which the courtesy of the Frenchman had bestowed upon +Zoraida, out of which I bought the beast on which she rides; and, I +for the present attending her as her father and squire and not as +her husband, we are now going to ascertain if my father is living, +or if any of my brothers has had better fortune than mine has been; +though, as Heaven has made me the companion of Zoraida, I think no +other lot could be assigned to me, however happy, that I would +rather have. The patience with which she endures the hardships that +poverty brings with it, and the eagerness she shows to become a +Christian, are such that they fill me with admiration, and bind me +to serve her all my life; though the happiness I feel in seeing myself +hers, and her mine, is disturbed and marred by not knowing whether I +shall find any corner to shelter her in my own country, or whether +time and death may not have made such changes in the fortunes and +lives of my father and brothers, that I shall hardly find anyone who +knows me, if they are not alive.</p> + +<p>I have no more of my story to tell you, gentlemen; whether it be +an interesting or a curious one let your better judgments decide; +all I can say is I would gladly have told it to you more briefly; +although my fear of wearying you has made me leave out more than one +circumstance.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c41g"></a><img alt="c41g.jpg (33K)" src="images/c41g.jpg" height="300" width="650"> +</center> + + +<br> +<br> + + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p13.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p15.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p15.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p15.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5e506c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p15.htm @@ -0,0 +1,1856 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 15.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p14.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p16.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 15. +<br><br> +Chapters 42-46 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch42">CHAPTER XLII</a> +WHICH TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, +AND OF SEVERAL OTHER THINGS WORTH KNOWING + +<a href="#ch43">CHAPTER XLIII</a> +WHEREIN IS RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, +TOGETHER WITH OTHER STRANGE THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS +IN THE INN + +<a href="#ch44">CHAPTER XLIV</a> +IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES +OF THE INN + +<a href="#ch45">CHAPTER XLV</a> +IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET +AND THE PACK-SADDLE IS FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER +ADVENTURES THAT OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND EARNEST + +<a href="#ch46">CHAPTER XLVI</a> +OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS +OF THE HOLY BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY +OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON QUIXOTE + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch42"></a>CHAPTER XLII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, AND OF SEVERAL +OTHER THINGS WORTH KNOWING +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c42a"></a><img alt="c42a.jpg (139K)" src="images/c42a.jpg" height="404" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c42a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>With these words the captive held his peace, and Don Fernando said +to him, "In truth, captain, the manner in which you have related +this remarkable adventure has been such as befitted the novelty and +strangeness of the matter. The whole story is curious and uncommon, +and abounds with incidents that fill the hearers with wonder and +astonishment; and so great is the pleasure we have found in +listening to it that we should be glad if it were to begin again, even +though to-morrow were to find us still occupied with the same tale." +And while he said this Cardenio and the rest of them offered to be +of service to him in any way that lay in their power, and in words and +language so kindly and sincere that the captain was much gratified +by their good-will. In particular Don Fernando offered, if he would go +back with him, to get his brother the marquis to become godfather at +the baptism of Zoraida, and on his own part to provide him with the +means of making his appearance in his own country with the credit +and comfort he was entitled to. For all this the captive returned +thanks very courteously, although he would not accept any of their +generous offers.</p> + +<p>By this time night closed in, and as it did, there came up to the +inn a coach attended by some men on horseback, who demanded +accommodation; to which the landlady replied that there was not a +hand's breadth of the whole inn unoccupied.</p> + +<p>"Still, for all that," said one of those who had entered on +horseback, "room must be found for his lordship the Judge here."</p> + +<p>At this name the landlady was taken aback, and said, "Senor, the +fact is I have no beds; but if his lordship the Judge carries one with +him, as no doubt he does, let him come in and welcome; for my +husband and I will give up our room to accommodate his worship."</p> + +<p>"Very good, so be it," said the squire; but in the meantime a man +had got out of the coach whose dress indicated at a glance the +office and post he held, for the long robe with ruffled sleeves that +he wore showed that he was, as his servant said, a Judge of appeal. He +led by the hand a young girl in a travelling dress, apparently about +sixteen years of age, and of such a high-bred air, so beautiful and so +graceful, that all were filled with admiration when she made her +appearance, and but for having seen Dorothea, Luscinda, and Zoraida, +who were there in the inn, they would have fancied that a beauty +like that of this maiden's would have been hard to find. Don Quixote +was present at the entrance of the Judge with the young lady, and as +soon as he saw him he said, "Your worship may with confidence enter +and take your ease in this castle; for though the accommodation be +scanty and poor, there are no quarters so cramped or inconvenient that +they cannot make room for arms and letters; above all if arms and +letters have beauty for a guide and leader, as letters represented +by your worship have in this fair maiden, to whom not only ought +castles to throw themselves open and yield themselves up, but rocks +should rend themselves asunder and mountains divide and bow themselves +down to give her a reception. Enter, your worship, I say, into this +paradise, for here you will find stars and suns to accompany the +heaven your worship brings with you, here you will find arms in +their supreme excellence, and beauty in its highest perfection."</p> + +<p>The Judge was struck with amazement at the language of Don +Quixote, whom he scrutinized very carefully, no less astonished by his +figure than by his talk; and before he could find words to answer +him he had a fresh surprise, when he saw opposite to him Luscinda, +Dorothea, and Zoraida, who, having heard of the new guests and of +the beauty of the young lady, had come to see her and welcome her; Don +Fernando, Cardenio, and the curate, however, greeted him in a more +intelligible and polished style. In short, the Judge made his entrance +in a state of bewilderment, as well with what he saw as what he heard, +and the fair ladies of the inn gave the fair damsel a cordial welcome. +On the whole he could perceive that all who were there were people +of quality; but with the figure, countenance, and bearing of Don +Quixote he was at his wits' end; and all civilities having been +exchanged, and the accommodation of the inn inquired into, it was +settled, as it had been before settled, that all the women should +retire to the garret that has been already mentioned, and that the men +should remain outside as if to guard them; the Judge, therefore, was +very well pleased to allow his daughter, for such the damsel was, to +go with the ladies, which she did very willingly; and with part of the +host's narrow bed and half of what the Judge had brought with him, +they made a more comfortable arrangement for the night than they had +expected.</p> + +<p>The captive, whose heart had leaped within him the instant he saw +the Judge, telling him somehow that this was his brother, asked one of +the servants who accompanied him what his name was, and whether he +knew from what part of the country he came. The servant replied that +he was called the Licentiate Juan Perez de Viedma, and that he had +heard it said he came from a village in the mountains of Leon. From +this statement, and what he himself had seen, he felt convinced that +this was his brother who had adopted letters by his father's advice; +and excited and rejoiced, he called Don Fernando and Cardenio and +the curate aside, and told them how the matter stood, assuring them +that the judge was his brother. The servant had further informed him +that he was now going to the Indies with the appointment of Judge of +the Supreme Court of Mexico; and he had learned, likewise, that the +young lady was his daughter, whose mother had died in giving birth +to her, and that he was very rich in consequence of the dowry left +to him with the daughter. He asked their advice as to what means he +should adopt to make himself known, or to ascertain beforehand +whether, when he had made himself known, his brother, seeing him so +poor, would be ashamed of him, or would receive him with a warm heart.</p> + +<p>"Leave it to me to find out that," said the curate; "though there is +no reason for supposing, senor captain, that you will not be kindly +received, because the worth and wisdom that your brother's bearing +shows him to possess do not make it likely that he will prove +haughty or insensible, or that he will not know how to estimate the +accidents of fortune at their proper value."</p> + +<p>"Still," said the captain, "I would not make myself known +abruptly, but in some indirect way."</p> + +<p>"I have told you already," said the curate, "that I will manage it +in a way to satisfy us all."</p> + +<p>By this time supper was ready, and they all took their seats at +the table, except the captive, and the ladies, who supped by +themselves in their own room. In the middle of supper the curate said:</p> + +<p>"I had a comrade of your worship's name, Senor Judge, in +Constantinople, where I was a captive for several years, and that same +comrade was one of the stoutest soldiers and captains in the whole +Spanish infantry; but he had as large a share of misfortune as he +had of gallantry and courage."</p> + +<p>"And how was the captain called, senor?" asked the Judge.</p> + +<p>"He was called Ruy Perez de Viedma," replied the curate, "and he was +born in a village in the mountains of Leon; and he mentioned a +circumstance connected with his father and his brothers which, had +it not been told me by so truthful a man as he was, I should have +set down as one of those fables the old women tell over the fire in +winter; for he said his father had divided his property among his +three sons and had addressed words of advice to them sounder than +any of Cato's. But I can say this much, that the choice he made of +going to the wars was attended with such success, that by his +gallant conduct and courage, and without any help save his own +merit, he rose in a few years to be captain of infantry, and to see +himself on the high-road and in position to be given the command of +a corps before long; but Fortune was against him, for where he might +have expected her favour he lost it, and with it his liberty, on +that glorious day when so many recovered theirs, at the battle of +Lepanto. I lost mine at the Goletta, and after a variety of adventures +we found ourselves comrades at Constantinople. Thence he went to +Algiers, where he met with one of the most extraordinary adventures +that ever befell anyone in the world."</p> + +<p>Here the curate went on to relate briefly his brother's adventure +with Zoraida; to all which the Judge gave such an attentive hearing +that he never before had been so much of a hearer. The curate, +however, only went so far as to describe how the Frenchmen plundered +those who were in the boat, and the poverty and distress in which +his comrade and the fair Moor were left, of whom he said he had not +been able to learn what became of them, or whether they had reached +Spain, or been carried to France by the Frenchmen.</p> + +<p>The captain, standing a little to one side, was listening to all the +curate said, and watching every movement of his brother, who, as +soon as he perceived the curate had made an end of his story, gave a +deep sigh and said with his eyes full of tears, "Oh, senor, if you +only knew what news you have given me and how it comes home to me, +making me show how I feel it with these tears that spring from my eyes +in spite of all my worldly wisdom and self-restraint! That brave +captain that you speak of is my eldest brother, who, being of a bolder +and loftier mind than my other brother or myself, chose the honourable +and worthy calling of arms, which was one of the three careers our +father proposed to us, as your comrade mentioned in that fable you +thought he was telling you. I followed that of letters, in which God +and my own exertions have raised me to the position in which you see +me. My second brother is in Peru, so wealthy that with what he has +sent to my father and to me he has fully repaid the portion he took +with him, and has even furnished my father's hands with the means of +gratifying his natural generosity, while I too have been enabled to +pursue my studies in a more becoming and creditable fashion, and so to +attain my present standing. My father is still alive, though dying +with anxiety to hear of his eldest son, and he prays God unceasingly +that death may not close his eyes until he has looked upon those of +his son; but with regard to him what surprises me is, that having so +much common sense as he had, he should have neglected to give any +intelligence about himself, either in his troubles and sufferings, +or in his prosperity, for if his father or any of us had known of +his condition he need not have waited for that miracle of the reed +to obtain his ransom; but what now disquiets me is the uncertainty +whether those Frenchmen may have restored him to liberty, or +murdered him to hide the robbery. All this will make me continue my +journey, not with the satisfaction in which I began it, but in the +deepest melancholy and sadness. Oh dear brother! that I only knew +where thou art now, and I would hasten to seek thee out and deliver +thee from thy sufferings, though it were to cost me suffering +myself! Oh that I could bring news to our old father that thou art +alive, even wert thou the deepest dungeon of Barbary; for his wealth +and my brother's and mine would rescue thee thence! Oh beautiful and +generous Zoraida, that I could repay thy good goodness to a brother! +That I could be present at the new birth of thy soul, and at thy +bridal that would give us all such happiness!"</p> + +<p>All this and more the Judge uttered with such deep emotion at the +news he had received of his brother that all who heard him shared in +it, showing their sympathy with his sorrow. The curate, seeing, +then, how well he had succeeded in carrying out his purpose and the +captain's wishes, had no desire to keep them unhappy any longer, so he +rose from the table and going into the room where Zoraida was he +took her by the hand, Luscinda, Dorothea, and the Judge's daughter +following her. The captain was waiting to see what the curate would +do, when the latter, taking him with the other hand, advanced with +both of them to where the Judge and the other gentlemen were and said, +"Let your tears cease to flow, Senor Judge, and the wish of your heart +be gratified as fully as you could desire, for you have before you +your worthy brother and your good sister-in-law. He whom you see here +is the Captain Viedma, and this is the fair Moor who has been so good +to him. The Frenchmen I told you of have reduced them to the state of +poverty you see that you may show the generosity of your kind heart."</p> + +<p>The captain ran to embrace his brother, who placed both hands on his +breast so as to have a good look at him, holding him a little way +off but as soon as he had fully recognised him he clasped him in his +arms so closely, shedding such tears of heartfelt joy, that most of +those present could not but join in them. The words the brothers +exchanged, the emotion they showed can scarcely be imagined, I +fancy, much less put down in writing. They told each other in a few +words the events of their lives; they showed the true affection of +brothers in all its strength; then the judge embraced Zoraida, putting +all he possessed at her disposal; then he made his daughter embrace +her, and the fair Christian and the lovely Moor drew fresh tears +from every eye. And there was Don Quixote observing all these +strange proceedings attentively without uttering a word, and +attributing the whole to chimeras of knight-errantry. Then they agreed +that the captain and Zoraida should return with his brother to +Seville, and send news to his father of his having been delivered +and found, so as to enable him to come and be present at the +marriage and baptism of Zoraida, for it was impossible for the Judge +to put off his journey, as he was informed that in a month from that +time the fleet was to sail from Seville for New Spain, and to miss the +passage would have been a great inconvenience to him. In short, +everybody was well pleased and glad at the captive's good fortune; and +as now almost two-thirds of the night were past, they resolved to +retire to rest for the remainder of it. Don Quixote offered to mount +guard over the castle lest they should be attacked by some giant or +other malevolent scoundrel, covetous of the great treasure of beauty +the castle contained. Those who understood him returned him thanks for +this service, and they gave the Judge an account of his +extraordinary humour, with which he was not a little amused. Sancho +Panza alone was fuming at the lateness of the hour for retiring to +rest; and he of all was the one that made himself most comfortable, as +he stretched himself on the trappings of his ass, which, as will be +told farther on, cost him so dear.</p> + +<p>The ladies, then, having retired to their chamber, and the others +having disposed themselves with as little discomfort as they could, +Don Quixote sallied out of the inn to act as sentinel of the castle as +he had promised. It happened, however, that a little before the +approach of dawn a voice so musical and sweet reached the ears of +the ladies that it forced them all to listen attentively, but +especially Dorothea, who had been awake, and by whose side Dona +Clara de Viedma, for so the Judge's daughter was called, lay sleeping. +No one could imagine who it was that sang so sweetly, and the voice +was unaccompanied by any instrument. At one moment it seemed to them +as if the singer were in the courtyard, at another in the stable; +and as they were all attention, wondering, Cardenio came to the door +and said, "Listen, whoever is not asleep, and you will hear a +muleteer's voice that enchants as it chants."</p> + +<p>"We are listening to it already, senor," said Dorothea; on which +Cardenio went away; and Dorothea, giving all her attention to it, made +out the words of the song to be these:</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c42e"></a><img alt="c42e.jpg (11K)" src="images/c42e.jpg" height="313" width="213"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch43"></a>CHAPTER XLIII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHEREIN IS RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, TOGETHER WITH +OTHER STRANGE THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS IN THE INN +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c43a"></a><img alt="c43a.jpg (127K)" src="images/c43a.jpg" height="437" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c43a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<pre>Ah me, Love's mariner am I + On Love's deep ocean sailing; +I know not where the haven lies, + I dare not hope to gain it. + +One solitary distant star + Is all I have to guide me, +A brighter orb than those of old + That Palinurus lighted. + +And vaguely drifting am I borne, + I know not where it leads me; +I fix my gaze on it alone, + Of all beside it heedless. + +But over-cautious prudery, + And coyness cold and cruel, +When most I need it, these, like clouds, + Its longed-for light refuse me. + +Bright star, goal of my yearning eyes + As thou above me beamest, +When thou shalt hide thee from my sight + I'll know that death is near me.</pre> + + +<p> +The singer had got so far when it struck Dorothea that it was not +fair to let Clara miss hearing such a sweet voice, so, shaking her +from side to side, she woke her, saying:</p> + +<p>"Forgive me, child, for waking thee, but I do so that thou mayest +have the pleasure of hearing the best voice thou hast ever heard, +perhaps, in all thy life."</p> + +<p>Clara awoke quite drowsy, and not understanding at the moment what +Dorothea said, asked her what it was; she repeated what she had +said, and Clara became attentive at once; but she had hardly heard two +lines, as the singer continued, when a strange trembling seized her, +as if she were suffering from a severe attack of quartan ague, and +throwing her arms round Dorothea she said:</p> + +<p>"Ah, dear lady of my soul and life! why did you wake me? The +greatest kindness fortune could do me now would be to close my eyes +and ears so as neither to see or hear that unhappy musician."</p> + +<p>"What art thou talking about, child?" said Dorothea. "Why, they +say this singer is a muleteer!"</p> + +<p>"Nay, he is the lord of many places," replied Clara, "and that one +in my heart which he holds so firmly shall never be taken from him, +unless he be willing to surrender it."</p> + +<p>Dorothea was amazed at the ardent language of the girl, for it +seemed to be far beyond such experience of life as her tender years +gave any promise of, so she said to her:</p> + +<p>"You speak in such a way that I cannot understand you, Senora Clara; +explain yourself more clearly, and tell me what is this you are saying +about hearts and places and this musician whose voice has so moved +you? But do not tell me anything now; I do not want to lose the +pleasure I get from listening to the singer by giving my attention +to your transports, for I perceive he is beginning to sing a new +strain and a new air."</p> + +<p>"Let him, in Heaven's name," returned Clara; and not to hear him she +stopped both ears with her hands, at which Dorothea was again +surprised; but turning her attention to the song she found that it ran +in this fashion:</p> + +<pre> Sweet Hope, my stay, +That onward to the goal of thy intent + Dost make thy way, +Heedless of hindrance or impediment, + Have thou no fear +If at each step thou findest death is near. + + No victory, +No joy of triumph doth the faint heart know; + Unblest is he +That a bold front to Fortune dares not show, + But soul and sense +In bondage yieldeth up to indolence. + + If Love his wares +Do dearly sell, his right must be contest; + What gold compares +With that whereon his stamp he hath imprest? + And all men know +What costeth little that we rate but low. + + Love resolute +Knows not the word "impossibility;" + And though my suit +Beset by endless obstacles I see, + Yet no despair +Shall hold me bound to earth while heaven is there. +</pre> + + +<p> +Here the voice ceased and Clara's sobs began afresh, all which +excited Dorothea's curiosity to know what could be the cause of +singing so sweet and weeping so bitter, so she again asked her what it +was she was going to say before. On this Clara, afraid that Luscinda +might overhear her, winding her arms tightly round Dorothea put her +mouth so close to her ear that she could speak without fear of being +heard by anyone else, and said:</p> + +<p>"This singer, dear senora, is the son of a gentleman of Aragon, lord +of two villages, who lives opposite my father's house at Madrid; and +though my father had curtains to the windows of his house in winter, +and lattice-work in summer, in some way—I know not how—this +gentleman, who was pursuing his studies, saw me, whether in church +or elsewhere, I cannot tell, and, in fact, fell in love with me, and +gave me to know it from the windows of his house, with so many signs +and tears that I was forced to believe him, and even to love him, +without knowing what it was he wanted of me. One of the signs he +used to make me was to link one hand in the other, to show me he +wished to marry me; and though I should have been glad if that could +be, being alone and motherless I knew not whom to open my mind to, and +so I left it as it was, showing him no favour, except when my +father, and his too, were from home, to raise the curtain or the +lattice a little and let him see me plainly, at which he would show +such delight that he seemed as if he were going mad. Meanwhile the +time for my father's departure arrived, which he became aware of, +but not from me, for I had never been able to tell him of it. He +fell sick, of grief I believe, and so the day we were going away I +could not see him to take farewell of him, were it only with the eyes. +But after we had been two days on the road, on entering the posada +of a village a day's journey from this, I saw him at the inn door in +the dress of a muleteer, and so well disguised, that if I did not +carry his image graven on my heart it would have been impossible for +me to recognise him. But I knew him, and I was surprised, and glad; he +watched me, unsuspected by my father, from whom he always hides +himself when he crosses my path on the road, or in the posadas where +we halt; and, as I know what he is, and reflect that for love of me he +makes this journey on foot in all this hardship, I am ready to die +of sorrow; and where he sets foot there I set my eyes. I know not with +what object he has come; or how he could have got away from his +father, who loves him beyond measure, having no other heir, and +because he deserves it, as you will perceive when you see him. And +moreover, I can tell you, all that he sings is out of his own head; +for I have heard them say he is a great scholar and poet; and what is +more, every time I see him or hear him sing I tremble all over, and am +terrified lest my father should recognise him and come to know of our +loves. I have never spoken a word to him in my life; and for all that +I love him so that I could not live without him. This, dear senora, is +all I have to tell you about the musician whose voice has delighted +you so much; and from it alone you might easily perceive he is no +muleteer, but a lord of hearts and towns, as I told you already."</p> + +<p>"Say no more, Dona Clara," said Dorothea at this, at the same time +kissing her a thousand times over, "say no more, I tell you, but +wait till day comes; when I trust in God to arrange this affair of +yours so that it may have the happy ending such an innocent +beginning deserves."</p> + +<p>"Ah, senora," said Dona Clara, "what end can be hoped for when his +father is of such lofty position, and so wealthy, that he would +think I was not fit to be even a servant to his son, much less wife? +And as to marrying without the knowledge of my father, I would not +do it for all the world. I would not ask anything more than that +this youth should go back and leave me; perhaps with not seeing him, +and the long distance we shall have to travel, the pain I suffer now +may become easier; though I daresay the remedy I propose will do me +very little good. I don't know how the devil this has come about, or +how this love I have for him got in; I such a young girl, and he +such a mere boy; for I verily believe we are both of an age, and I +am not sixteen yet; for I will be sixteen Michaelmas Day, next, my +father says."</p> + +<p>Dorothea could not help laughing to hear how like a child Dona Clara +spoke. "Let us go to sleep now, senora," said she, "for the little +of the night that I fancy is left to us: God will soon send us +daylight, and we will set all to rights, or it will go hard with me."</p> + +<p>With this they fell asleep, and deep silence reigned all through the +inn. The only persons not asleep were the landlady's daughter and +her servant Maritornes, who, knowing the weak point of Don Quixote's +humour, and that he was outside the inn mounting guard in armour and +on horseback, resolved, the pair of them, to play some trick upon him, +or at any rate to amuse themselves for a while by listening to his +nonsense. As it so happened there was not a window in the whole inn +that looked outwards except a hole in the wall of a straw-loft through +which they used to throw out the straw. At this hole the two +demi-damsels posted themselves, and observed Don Quixote on his horse, +leaning on his pike and from time to time sending forth such deep +and doleful sighs, that he seemed to pluck up his soul by the roots +with each of them; and they could hear him, too, saying in a soft, +tender, loving tone, "Oh my lady Dulcinea del Toboso, perfection of +all beauty, summit and crown of discretion, treasure house of grace, +depositary of virtue, and finally, ideal of all that is good, +honourable, and delectable in this world! What is thy grace doing now? +Art thou, perchance, mindful of thy enslaved knight who of his own +free will hath exposed himself to so great perils, and all to serve +thee? Give me tidings of her, oh luminary of the three faces! +Perhaps at this moment, envious of hers, thou art regarding her, +either as she paces to and fro some gallery of her sumptuous +palaces, or leans over some balcony, meditating how, whilst preserving +her purity and greatness, she may mitigate the tortures this +wretched heart of mine endures for her sake, what glory should +recompense my sufferings, what repose my toil, and lastly what death +my life, and what reward my services? And thou, oh sun, that art now +doubtless harnessing thy steeds in haste to rise betimes and come +forth to see my lady; when thou seest her I entreat of thee to +salute her on my behalf: but have a care, when thou shalt see her +and salute her, that thou kiss not her face; for I shall be more +jealous of thee than thou wert of that light-footed ingrate that +made thee sweat and run so on the plains of Thessaly, or on the +banks of the Peneus (for I do not exactly recollect where it was +thou didst run on that occasion) in thy jealousy and love."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote had got so far in his pathetic speech when the +landlady's daughter began to signal to him, saying, "Senor, come +over here, please."</p> + +<p>At these signals and voice Don Quixote turned his head and saw by +the light of the moon, which then was in its full splendour, that some +one was calling to him from the hole in the wall, which seemed to +him to be a window, and what is more, with a gilt grating, as rich +castles, such as he believed the inn to be, ought to have; and it +immediately suggested itself to his imagination that, as on the former +occasion, the fair damsel, the daughter of the lady of the castle, +overcome by love for him, was once more endeavouring to win his +affections; and with this idea, not to show himself discourteous, or +ungrateful, he turned Rocinante's head and approached the hole, and as +he perceived the two wenches he said:</p> + +<p>"I pity you, beauteous lady, that you should have directed your +thoughts of love to a quarter from whence it is impossible that such a +return can be made to you as is due to your great merit and gentle +birth, for which you must not blame this unhappy knight-errant whom +love renders incapable of submission to any other than her whom, the +first moment his eyes beheld her, he made absolute mistress of his +soul. Forgive me, noble lady, and retire to your apartment, and do +not, by any further declaration of your passion, compel me to show +myself more ungrateful; and if, of the love you bear me, you should +find that there is anything else in my power wherein I can gratify +you, provided it be not love itself, demand it of me; for I swear to +you by that sweet absent enemy of mine to grant it this instant, +though it be that you require of me a lock of Medusa's hair, which was +all snakes, or even the very beams of the sun shut up in a vial."</p> + +<p>"My mistress wants nothing of that sort, sir knight," said +Maritornes at this.</p> + +<p>"What then, discreet dame, is it that your mistress wants?" +replied Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Only one of your fair hands," said Maritornes, "to enable her to +vent over it the great passion passion which has brought her to this +loophole, so much to the risk of her honour; for if the lord her +father had heard her, the least slice he would cut off her would be +her ear."</p> + +<p>"I should like to see that tried," said Don Quixote; "but he had +better beware of that, if he does not want to meet the most disastrous +end that ever father in the world met for having laid hands on the +tender limbs of a love-stricken daughter."</p> + +<p>Maritornes felt sure that Don Quixote would present the hand she had +asked, and making up her mind what to do, she got down from the hole +and went into the stable, where she took the halter of Sancho +Panza's ass, and in all haste returned to the hole, just as Don +Quixote had planted himself standing on Rocinante's saddle in order to +reach the grated window where he supposed the lovelorn damsel to be; +and giving her his hand, he said, "Lady, take this hand, or rather +this scourge of the evil-doers of the earth; take, I say, this hand +which no other hand of woman has ever touched, not even hers who has +complete possession of my entire body. I present it to you, not that +you may kiss it, but that you may observe the contexture of the +sinews, the close network of the muscles, the breadth and capacity +of the veins, whence you may infer what must be the strength of the +arm that has such a hand."</p> + +<p>"That we shall see presently," said Maritornes, and making a running +knot on the halter, she passed it over his wrist and coming down +from the hole tied the other end very firmly to the bolt of the door +of the straw-loft.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote, feeling the roughness of the rope on his wrist, +exclaimed, "Your grace seems to be grating rather than caressing my +hand; treat it not so harshly, for it is not to blame for the +offence my resolution has given you, nor is it just to wreak all +your vengeance on so small a part; remember that one who loves so well +should not revenge herself so cruelly."</p> + +<p>But there was nobody now to listen to these words of Don +Quixote's, for as soon as Maritornes had tied him she and the other +made off, ready to die with laughing, leaving him fastened in such a +way that it was impossible for him to release himself.</p> + +<p>He was, as has been said, standing on Rocinante, with his arm passed +through the hole and his wrist tied to the bolt of the door, and in +mighty fear and dread of being left hanging by the arm if Rocinante +were to stir one side or the other; so he did not dare to make the +least movement, although from the patience and imperturbable +disposition of Rocinante, he had good reason to expect that he would +stand without budging for a whole century. Finding himself fast, then, +and that the ladies had retired, he began to fancy that all this was +done by enchantment, as on the former occasion when in that same +castle that enchanted Moor of a carrier had belaboured him; and he +cursed in his heart his own want of sense and judgment in venturing to +enter the castle again, after having come off so badly the first time; +it being a settled point with knights-errant that when they have tried +an adventure, and have not succeeded in it, it is a sign that it is +not reserved for them but for others, and that therefore they need not +try it again. Nevertheless he pulled his arm to see if he could +release himself, but it had been made so fast that all his efforts +were in vain. It is true he pulled it gently lest Rocinante should +move, but try as he might to seat himself in the saddle, he had +nothing for it but to stand upright or pull his hand off. Then it +was he wished for the sword of Amadis, against which no enchantment +whatever had any power; then he cursed his ill fortune; then he +magnified the loss the world would sustain by his absence while he +remained there enchanted, for that he believed he was beyond all +doubt; then he once more took to thinking of his beloved Dulcinea +del Toboso; then he called to his worthy squire Sancho Panza, who, +buried in sleep and stretched upon the pack-saddle of his ass, was +oblivious, at that moment, of the mother that bore him; then he called +upon the sages Lirgandeo and Alquife to come to his aid; then he +invoked his good friend Urganda to succour him; and then, at last, +morning found him in such a state of desperation and perplexity that +he was bellowing like a bull, for he had no hope that day would +bring any relief to his suffering, which he believed would last for +ever, inasmuch as he was enchanted; and of this he was convinced by +seeing that Rocinante never stirred, much or little, and he felt +persuaded that he and his horse were to remain in this state, +without eating or drinking or sleeping, until the malign influence +of the stars was overpast, or until some other more sage enchanter +should disenchant him.</p> + +<p>But he was very much deceived in this conclusion, for daylight had +hardly begun to appear when there came up to the inn four men on +horseback, well equipped and accoutred, with firelocks across their +saddle-bows. They called out and knocked loudly at the gate of the +inn, which was still shut; on seeing which, Don Quixote, even there +where he was, did not forget to act as sentinel, and said in a loud +and imperious tone, "Knights, or squires, or whatever ye be, ye have +no right to knock at the gates of this castle; for it is plain +enough that they who are within are either asleep, or else are not +in the habit of throwing open the fortress until the sun's rays are +spread over the whole surface of the earth. Withdraw to a distance, +and wait till it is broad daylight, and then we shall see whether it +will be proper or not to open to you."</p> + +<p>"What the devil fortress or castle is this," said one, "to make us +stand on such ceremony? If you are the innkeeper bid them open to +us; we are travellers who only want to feed our horses and go on, +for we are in haste."</p> + +<p>"Do you think, gentlemen, that I look like an innkeeper?" said Don +Quixote.</p> + +<p>"I don't know what you look like," replied the other; "but I know +that you are talking nonsense when you call this inn a castle."</p> + +<p>"A castle it is," returned Don Quixote, "nay, more, one of the +best in this whole province, and it has within it people who have +had the sceptre in the hand and the crown on the head."</p> + +<p>"It would be better if it were the other way," said the traveller, +"the sceptre on the head and the crown in the hand; but if so, may +be there is within some company of players, with whom it is a common +thing to have those crowns and sceptres you speak of; for in such a +small inn as this, and where such silence is kept, I do not believe +any people entitled to crowns and sceptres can have taken up their +quarters."</p> + +<p>"You know but little of the world," returned Don Quixote, "since you +are ignorant of what commonly occurs in knight-errantry."</p> + +<p>But the comrades of the spokesman, growing weary of the dialogue +with Don Quixote, renewed their knocks with great vehemence, so much +so that the host, and not only he but everybody in the inn, awoke, and +he got up to ask who knocked. It happened at this moment that one of +the horses of the four who were seeking admittance went to smell +Rocinante, who melancholy, dejected, and with drooping ears stood +motionless, supporting his sorely stretched master; and as he was, +after all, flesh, though he looked as if he were made of wood, he +could not help giving way and in return smelling the one who had come +to offer him attentions. But he had hardly moved at all when Don +Quixote lost his footing; and slipping off the saddle, he would have +come to the ground, but for being suspended by the arm, which caused +him such agony that he believed either his wrist would be cut through +or his arm torn off; and he hung so near the ground that he could just +touch it with his feet, which was all the worse for him; for, finding +how little was wanted to enable him to plant his feet firmly, he +struggled and stretched himself as much as he could to gain a footing; +just like those undergoing the torture of the strappado, when they are +fixed at "touch and no touch," who aggravate their own sufferings by +their violent efforts to stretch themselves, deceived by the hope +which makes them fancy that with a very little more they will reach +the ground.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c43b"></a><img alt="c43b.jpg (272K)" src="images/c43b.jpg" height="830" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c43b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<center><a name="c43e"></a><img alt="c43e.jpg (20K)" src="images/c43e.jpg" height="501" width="295"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch44"></a>CHAPTER XLIV.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES OF THE INN +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c44a"></a><img alt="c44a.jpg (144K)" src="images/c44a.jpg" height="414" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c44a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>So loud, in fact, were the shouts of Don Quixote, that the +landlord opening the gate of the inn in all haste, came out in dismay, +and ran to see who was uttering such cries, and those who were outside +joined him. Maritornes, who had been by this time roused up by the +same outcry, suspecting what it was, ran to the loft and, without +anyone seeing her, untied the halter by which Don Quixote was +suspended, and down he came to the ground in the sight of the landlord +and the travellers, who approaching asked him what was the matter with +him that he shouted so. He without replying a word took the rope off +his wrist, and rising to his feet leaped upon Rocinante, braced his +buckler on his arm, put his lance in rest, and making a considerable +circuit of the plain came back at a half-gallop exclaiming:</p> + +<p>"Whoever shall say that I have been enchanted with just cause, +provided my lady the Princess Micomicona grants me permission to do +so, I give him the lie, challenge him and defy him to single combat."</p> + +<p>The newly arrived travellers were amazed at the words of Don +Quixote; but the landlord removed their surprise by telling them who +he was, and not to mind him as he was out of his senses. They then +asked the landlord if by any chance a youth of about fifteen years +of age had come to that inn, one dressed like a muleteer, and of +such and such an appearance, describing that of Dona Clara's lover. +The landlord replied that there were so many people in the inn he +had not noticed the person they were inquiring for; but one of them +observing the coach in which the Judge had come, said, "He is here +no doubt, for this is the coach he is following: let one of us stay at +the gate, and the rest go in to look for him; or indeed it would be as +well if one of us went round the inn, lest he should escape over the +wall of the yard." "So be it," said another; and while two of them +went in, one remained at the gate and the other made the circuit of +the inn; observing all which, the landlord was unable to conjecture +for what reason they were taking all these precautions, though he +understood they were looking for the youth whose description they +had given him.</p> + +<p>It was by this time broad daylight; and for that reason, as well +as in consequence of the noise Don Quixote had made, everybody was +awake and up, but particularly Dona Clara and Dorothea; for they had +been able to sleep but badly that night, the one from agitation at +having her lover so near her, the other from curiosity to see him. Don +Quixote, when he saw that not one of the four travellers took any +notice of him or replied to his challenge, was furious and ready to +die with indignation and wrath; and if he could have found in the +ordinances of chivalry that it was lawful for a knight-errant to +undertake or engage in another enterprise, when he had plighted his +word and faith not to involve himself in any until he had made an +end of the one to which he was pledged, he would have attacked the +whole of them, and would have made them return an answer in spite of +themselves. But considering that it would not become him, nor be +right, to begin any new emprise until he had established Micomicona in +her kingdom, he was constrained to hold his peace and wait quietly +to see what would be the upshot of the proceedings of those same +travellers; one of whom found the youth they were seeking lying asleep +by the side of a muleteer, without a thought of anyone coming in +search of him, much less finding him.</p> + +<p>The man laid hold of him by the arm, saying, "It becomes you well +indeed, Senor Don Luis, to be in the dress you wear, and well the +bed in which I find you agrees with the luxury in which your mother +reared you."</p> + +<p>The youth rubbed his sleepy eyes and stared for a while at him who +held him, but presently recognised him as one of his father's +servants, at which he was so taken aback that for some time he could +not find or utter a word; while the servant went on to say, "There +is nothing for it now, Senor Don Luis, but to submit quietly and +return home, unless it is your wish that my lord, your father, +should take his departure for the other world, for nothing else can be +the consequence of the grief he is in at your absence."</p> + +<p>"But how did my father know that I had gone this road and in this +dress?" said Don Luis.</p> + +<p>"It was a student to whom you confided your intentions," answered +the servant, "that disclosed them, touched with pity at the distress +he saw your father suffer on missing you; he therefore despatched four +of his servants in quest of you, and here we all are at your +service, better pleased than you can imagine that we shall return so +soon and be able to restore you to those eyes that so yearn for you."</p> + +<p>"That shall be as I please, or as heaven orders," returned Don Luis.</p> + +<p>"What can you please or heaven order," said the other, "except to +agree to go back? Anything else is impossible."</p> + +<p>All this conversation between the two was overheard by the +muleteer at whose side Don Luis lay, and rising, he went to report +what had taken place to Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the others, who +had by this time dressed themselves; and told them how the man had +addressed the youth as "Don," and what words had passed, and how he +wanted him to return to his father, which the youth was unwilling to +do. With this, and what they already knew of the rare voice that +heaven had bestowed upon him, they all felt very anxious to know +more particularly who he was, and even to help him if it was attempted +to employ force against him; so they hastened to where he was still +talking and arguing with his servant. Dorothea at this instant came +out of her room, followed by Dona Clara all in a tremor; and calling +Cardenio aside, she told him in a few words the story of the +musician and Dona Clara, and he at the same time told her what had +happened, how his father's servants had come in search of him; but +in telling her so, he did not speak low enough but that Dona Clara +heard what he said, at which she was so much agitated that had not +Dorothea hastened to support her she would have fallen to the +ground. Cardenio then bade Dorothea return to her room, as he would +endeavour to make the whole matter right, and they did as he +desired. All the four who had come in quest of Don Luis had now come +into the inn and surrounded him, urging him to return and console +his father at once and without a moment's delay. He replied that he +could not do so on any account until he had concluded some business in +which his life, honour, and heart were at stake. The servants +pressed him, saying that most certainly they would not return +without him, and that they would take him away whether he liked it +or not.</p> + +<p>"You shall not do that," replied Don Luis, "unless you take me dead; +though however you take me, it will be without life."</p> + +<p>By this time most of those in the inn had been attracted by the +dispute, but particularly Cardenio, Don Fernando, his companions, +the Judge, the curate, the barber, and Don Quixote; for he now +considered there was no necessity for mounting guard over the castle +any longer. Cardenio being already acquainted with the young man's +story, asked the men who wanted to take him away, what object they had +in seeking to carry off this youth against his will.</p> + +<p>"Our object," said one of the four, "is to save the life of his +father, who is in danger of losing it through this gentleman's +disappearance."</p> + +<p>Upon this Don Luis exclaimed, "There is no need to make my affairs +public here; I am free, and I will return if I please; and if not, +none of you shall compel me."</p> + +<p>"Reason will compel your worship," said the man, "and if it has no +power over you, it has power over us, to make us do what we came +for, and what it is our duty to do."</p> + +<p>"Let us hear what the whole affair is about," said the Judge at +this; but the man, who knew him as a neighbour of theirs, replied, "Do +you not know this gentleman, Senor Judge? He is the son of your +neighbour, who has run away from his father's house in a dress so +unbecoming his rank, as your worship may perceive."</p> + +<p>The judge on this looked at him more carefully and recognised him, +and embracing him said, "What folly is this, Senor Don Luis, or what +can have been the cause that could have induced you to come here in +this way, and in this dress, which so ill becomes your condition?"</p> + +<p>Tears came into the eyes of the young man, and he was unable to +utter a word in reply to the Judge, who told the four servants not +to be uneasy, for all would be satisfactorily settled; and then taking +Don Luis by the hand, he drew him aside and asked the reason of his +having come there.</p> + +<p>But while he was questioning him they heard a loud outcry at the +gate of the inn, the cause of which was that two of the guests who had +passed the night there, seeing everybody busy about finding out what +it was the four men wanted, had conceived the idea of going off +without paying what they owed; but the landlord, who minded his own +affairs more than other people's, caught them going out of the gate +and demanded his reckoning, abusing them for their dishonesty with +such language that he drove them to reply with their fists, and so +they began to lay on him in such a style that the poor man was +forced to cry out, and call for help. The landlady and her daughter +could see no one more free to give aid than Don Quixote, and to him +the daughter said, "Sir knight, by the virtue God has given you, +help my poor father, for two wicked men are beating him to a mummy."</p> + +<p>To which Don Quixote very deliberately and phlegmatically replied, +"Fair damsel, at the present moment your request is inopportune, for I +am debarred from involving myself in any adventure until I have +brought to a happy conclusion one to which my word has pledged me; but +that which I can do for you is what I will now mention: run and tell +your father to stand his ground as well as he can in this battle, +and on no account to allow himself to be vanquished, while I go and +request permission of the Princess Micomicona to enable me to +succour him in his distress; and if she grants it, rest assured I will +relieve him from it."</p> + +<p>"Sinner that I am," exclaimed Maritornes, who stood by; "before +you have got your permission my master will be in the other world."</p> + +<p>"Give me leave, senora, to obtain the permission I speak of," +returned Don Quixote; "and if I get it, it will matter very little +if he is in the other world; for I will rescue him thence in spite +of all the same world can do; or at any rate I will give you such a +revenge over those who shall have sent him there that you will be more +than moderately satisfied;" and without saying anything more he went +and knelt before Dorothea, requesting her Highness in knightly and +errant phrase to be pleased to grant him permission to aid and succour +the castellan of that castle, who now stood in grievous jeopardy. +The princess granted it graciously, and he at once, bracing his +buckler on his arm and drawing his sword, hastened to the inn-gate, +where the two guests were still handling the landlord roughly; but +as soon as he reached the spot he stopped short and stood still, +though Maritornes and the landlady asked him why he hesitated to +help their master and husband.</p> + +<p>"I hesitate," said Don Quixote, "because it is not lawful for me +to draw sword against persons of squirely condition; but call my +squire Sancho to me; for this defence and vengeance are his affair and +business."</p> + +<p>Thus matters stood at the inn-gate, where there was a very lively +exchange of fisticuffs and punches, to the sore damage of the landlord +and to the wrath of Maritornes, the landlady, and her daughter, who +were furious when they saw the pusillanimity of Don Quixote, and the +hard treatment their master, husband and father was undergoing. But +let us leave him there; for he will surely find some one to help +him, and if not, let him suffer and hold his tongue who attempts +more than his strength allows him to do; and let us go back fifty +paces to see what Don Luis said in reply to the Judge whom we left +questioning him privately as to his reasons for coming on foot and +so meanly dressed.</p> + +<p>To which the youth, pressing his hand in a way that showed his heart +was troubled by some great sorrow, and shedding a flood of tears, made +answer:</p> + +<p>"Senor, I have no more to tell you than that from the moment when, +through heaven's will and our being near neighbours, I first saw +Dona Clara, your daughter and my lady, from that instant I made her +the mistress of my will, and if yours, my true lord and father, offers +no impediment, this very day she shall become my wife. For her I +left my father's house, and for her I assumed this disguise, to follow +her whithersoever she may go, as the arrow seeks its mark or the +sailor the pole-star. She knows nothing more of my passion than what +she may have learned from having sometimes seen from a distance that +my eyes were filled with tears. You know already, senor, the wealth +and noble birth of my parents, and that I am their sole heir; if +this be a sufficient inducement for you to venture to make me +completely happy, accept me at once as your son; for if my father, +influenced by other objects of his own, should disapprove of this +happiness I have sought for myself, time has more power to alter and +change things, than human will."</p> + +<p>With this the love-smitten youth was silent, while the Judge, +after hearing him, was astonished, perplexed, and surprised, as well +at the manner and intelligence with which Don Luis had confessed the +secret of his heart, as at the position in which he found himself, not +knowing what course to take in a matter so sudden and unexpected. +All the answer, therefore, he gave him was to bid him to make his mind +easy for the present, and arrange with his servants not to take him +back that day, so that there might be time to consider what was best +for all parties. Don Luis kissed his hands by force, nay, bathed +them with his tears, in a way that would have touched a heart of +marble, not to say that of the Judge, who, as a shrewd man, had +already perceived how advantageous the marriage would be to his +daughter; though, were it possible, he would have preferred that it +should be brought about with the consent of the father of Don Luis, +who he knew looked for a title for his son.</p> + +<p>The guests had by this time made peace with the landlord, for, by +persuasion and Don Quixote's fair words more than by threats, they had +paid him what he demanded, and the servants of Don Luis were waiting +for the end of the conversation with the Judge and their master's +decision, when the devil, who never sleeps, contrived that the barber, +from whom Don Quixote had taken Mambrino's helmet, and Sancho Panza +the trappings of his ass in exchange for those of his own, should at +this instant enter the inn; which said barber, as he led his ass to +the stable, observed Sancho Panza engaged in repairing something or +other belonging to the pack-saddle; and the moment he saw it he knew +it, and made bold to attack Sancho, exclaiming, "Ho, sir thief, I have +caught you! hand over my basin and my pack-saddle, and all my +trappings that you robbed me of."</p> + +<p>Sancho, finding himself so unexpectedly assailed, and hearing the +abuse poured upon him, seized the pack-saddle with one hand, and +with the other gave the barber a cuff that bathed his teeth in +blood. The barber, however, was not so ready to relinquish the prize +he had made in the pack-saddle; on the contrary, he raised such an +outcry that everyone in the inn came running to know what the noise +and quarrel meant. "Here, in the name of the king and justice!" he +cried, "this thief and highwayman wants to kill me for trying to +recover my property."</p> + +<p>"You lie," said Sancho, "I am no highwayman; it was in fair war my +master Don Quixote won these spoils."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote was standing by at the time, highly pleased to see his +squire's stoutness, both offensive and defensive, and from that time +forth he reckoned him a man of mettle, and in his heart resolved to +dub him a knight on the first opportunity that presented itself, +feeling sure that the order of chivalry would be fittingly bestowed +upon him.</p> + +<p>In the course of the altercation, among other things the barber +said, "Gentlemen, this pack-saddle is mine as surely as I owe God a +death, and I know it as well as if I had given birth to it, and here +is my ass in the stable who will not let me lie; only try it, and if +it does not fit him like a glove, call me a rascal; and what is +more, the same day I was robbed of this, they robbed me likewise of +a new brass basin, never yet handselled, that would fetch a crown +any day."</p> + +<p>At this Don Quixote could not keep himself from answering; and +interposing between the two, and separating them, he placed the +pack-saddle on the ground, to lie there in sight until the truth was +established, and said, "Your worships may perceive clearly and plainly +the error under which this worthy squire lies when he calls a basin +which was, is, and shall be the helmet of Mambrino which I won from +him in air war, and made myself master of by legitimate and lawful +possession. With the pack-saddle I do not concern myself; but I may +tell you on that head that my squire Sancho asked my permission to +strip off the caparison of this vanquished poltroon's steed, and +with it adorn his own; I allowed him, and he took it; and as to its +having been changed from a caparison into a pack-saddle, I can give no +explanation except the usual one, that such transformations will +take place in adventures of chivalry. To confirm all which, run, +Sancho my son, and fetch hither the helmet which this good fellow +calls a basin."</p> + +<p>"Egad, master," said Sancho, "if we have no other proof of our +case than what your worship puts forward, Mambrino's helmet is just as +much a basin as this good fellow's caparison is a pack-saddle."</p> + +<p>"Do as I bid thee," said Don Quixote; "it cannot be that +everything in this castle goes by enchantment."</p> + +<p>Sancho hastened to where the basin was, and brought it back with +him, and when Don Quixote saw it, he took hold of it and said:</p> + +<p>"Your worships may see with what a face this squire can assert +that this is a basin and not the helmet I told you of; and I swear +by the order of chivalry I profess, that this helmet is the +identical one I took from him, without anything added to or taken from +it."</p> + +<p>"There is no doubt of that," said Sancho, "for from the time my +master won it until now he has only fought one battle in it, when he +let loose those unlucky men in chains; and if had not been for this +basin-helmet he would not have come off over well that time, for there +was plenty of stone-throwing in that affair."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c44e"></a><img alt="c44e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c44e.jpg" height="317" width="265"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch45"></a>CHAPTER XLV.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET AND THE +PACK-SADDLE IS FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT OCCURRED IN +TRUTH AND EARNEST +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c45a"></a><img alt="c45a.jpg (154K)" src="images/c45a.jpg" height="439" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c45a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"What do you think now, gentlemen," said the barber, "of what these +gentles say, when they want to make out that this is a helmet?"</p> + +<p>"And whoever says the contrary," said Don Quixote, "I will let him +know he lies if he is a knight, and if he is a squire that he lies +again a thousand times."</p> + +<p>Our own barber, who was present at all this, and understood Don +Quixote's humour so thoroughly, took it into his head to back up his +delusion and carry on the joke for the general amusement; so +addressing the other barber he said:</p> + +<p>"Senor barber, or whatever you are, you must know that I belong to +your profession too, and have had a licence to practise for more +than twenty years, and I know the implements of the barber craft, +every one of them, perfectly well; and I was likewise a soldier for +some time in the days of my youth, and I know also what a helmet is, +and a morion, and a headpiece with a visor, and other things +pertaining to soldiering, I meant to say to soldiers' arms; and I +say—saving better opinions and always with submission to sounder +judgments—that this piece we have now before us, which this worthy gentleman +has in his hands, not only is no barber's basin, but is as far from +being one as white is from black, and truth from falsehood; I say, +moreover, that this, although it is a helmet, is not a complete +helmet."</p> + +<p>"Certainly not," said Don Quixote, "for half of it is wanting, +that is to say the beaver."</p> + +<p>"It is quite true," said the curate, who saw the object of his +friend the barber; and Cardenio, Don Fernando and his companions +agreed with him, and even the Judge, if his thoughts had not been so +full of Don Luis's affair, would have helped to carry on the joke; but +he was so taken up with the serious matters he had on his mind that he +paid little or no attention to these facetious proceedings.</p> + +<p>"God bless me!" exclaimed their butt the barber at this; "is it +possible that such an honourable company can say that this is not a +basin but a helmet? Why, this is a thing that would astonish a whole +university, however wise it might be! That will do; if this basin is a +helmet, why, then the pack-saddle must be a horse's caparison, as this +gentleman has said."</p> + +<p>"To me it looks like a pack-saddle," said Don Quixote; "but I have +already said that with that question I do not concern myself."</p> + +<p>"As to whether it be pack-saddle or caparison," said the curate, "it +is only for Senor Don Quixote to say; for in these matters of chivalry +all these gentlemen and I bow to his authority."</p> + +<p>"By God, gentlemen," said Don Quixote, "so many strange things +have happened to me in this castle on the two occasions on which I +have sojourned in it, that I will not venture to assert anything +positively in reply to any question touching anything it contains; for +it is my belief that everything that goes on within it goes by +enchantment. The first time, an enchanted Moor that there is in it +gave me sore trouble, nor did Sancho fare well among certain followers +of his; and last night I was kept hanging by this arm for nearly two +hours, without knowing how or why I came by such a mishap. So that +now, for me to come forward to give an opinion in such a puzzling +matter, would be to risk a rash decision. As regards the assertion +that this is a basin and not a helmet I have already given an +answer; but as to the question whether this is a pack-saddle or a +caparison I will not venture to give a positive opinion, but will +leave it to your worships' better judgment. Perhaps as you are not +dubbed knights like myself, the enchantments of this place have +nothing to do with you, and your faculties are unfettered, and you can +see things in this castle as they really and truly are, and not as +they appear to me."</p> + +<p>"There can be no question," said Don Fernando on this, "but that +Senor Don Quixote has spoken very wisely, and that with us rests the +decision of this matter; and that we may have surer ground to go on, I +will take the votes of the gentlemen in secret, and declare the result +clearly and fully."</p> + +<p>To those who were in the secret of Don Quixote's humour all this +afforded great amusement; but to those who knew nothing about it, it +seemed the greatest nonsense in the world, in particular to the four +servants of Don Luis, as well as to Don Luis himself, and to three +other travellers who had by chance come to the inn, and had the +appearance of officers of the Holy Brotherhood, as indeed they were; +but the one who above all was at his wits' end, was the barber +basin, there before his very eyes, had been turned into Mambrino's +helmet, and whose pack-saddle he had no doubt whatever was about to +become a rich caparison for a horse. All laughed to see Don Fernando +going from one to another collecting the votes, and whispering to them +to give him their private opinion whether the treasure over which +there had been so much fighting was a pack-saddle or a caparison; +but after he had taken the votes of those who knew Don Quixote, he +said aloud, "The fact is, my good fellow, that I am tired collecting +such a number of opinions, for I find that there is not one of whom +I ask what I desire to know, who does not tell me that it is absurd to +say that this is the pack-saddle of an ass, and not the caparison of a +horse, nay, of a thoroughbred horse; so you must submit, for, in spite +of you and your ass, this is a caparison and no pack-saddle, and you +have stated and proved your case very badly."</p> + +<p>"May I never share heaven," said the poor barber, "if your +worships are not all mistaken; and may my soul appear before God as +that appears to me a pack-saddle and not a caparison; but, +'laws go,'—I say no more; and indeed I am not drunk, for I am fasting, except +it be from sin."</p> + +<p>The simple talk of the barber did not afford less amusement than the +absurdities of Don Quixote, who now observed:</p> + +<p>"There is no more to be done now than for each to take what +belongs to him, and to whom God has given it, may St. Peter add his +blessing."</p> + +<p>But said one of the four servants, "Unless, indeed, this is a +deliberate joke, I cannot bring myself to believe that men so +intelligent as those present are, or seem to be, can venture to +declare and assert that this is not a basin, and that not a +pack-saddle; but as I perceive that they do assert and declare it, I +can only come to the conclusion that there is some mystery in this +persistence in what is so opposed to the evidence of experience and +truth itself; for I swear by"—and here he rapped out a round +oath—"all the people in the world will not make me believe that this is not +a barber's basin and that a jackass's pack-saddle."</p> + +<p>"It might easily be a she-ass's," observed the curate.</p> + +<p>"It is all the same," said the servant; "that is not the point; +but whether it is or is not a pack-saddle, as your worships say."</p> + +<p>On hearing this one of the newly arrived officers of the +Brotherhood, who had been listening to the dispute and controversy, +unable to restrain his anger and impatience, exclaimed, "It is a +pack-saddle as sure as my father is my father, and whoever has said or +will say anything else must be drunk."</p> + +<p>"You lie like a rascally clown," returned Don Quixote; and lifting +his pike, which he had never let out of his hand, he delivered such +a blow at his head that, had not the officer dodged it, it would +have stretched him at full length. The pike was shivered in pieces +against the ground, and the rest of the officers, seeing their comrade +assaulted, raised a shout, calling for help for the Holy +Brotherhood. The landlord, who was of the fraternity, ran at once to +fetch his staff of office and his sword, and ranged himself on the +side of his comrades; the servants of Don Luis clustered round him, +lest he should escape from them in the confusion; the barber, seeing +the house turned upside down, once more laid hold of his pack-saddle +and Sancho did the same; Don Quixote drew his sword and charged the +officers; Don Luis cried out to his servants to leave him alone and go +and help Don Quixote, and Cardenio and Don Fernando, who were +supporting him; the curate was shouting at the top of his voice, the +landlady was screaming, her daughter was wailing, Maritornes was +weeping, Dorothea was aghast, Luscinda terror-stricken, and Dona Clara +in a faint. The barber cudgelled Sancho, and Sancho pommelled the +barber; Don Luis gave one of his servants, who ventured to catch him +by the arm to keep him from escaping, a cuff that bathed his teeth +in blood; the Judge took his part; Don Fernando had got one of the +officers down and was belabouring him heartily; the landlord raised +his voice again calling for help for the Holy Brotherhood; so that the +whole inn was nothing but cries, shouts, shrieks, confusion, terror, +dismay, mishaps, sword-cuts, fisticuffs, cudgellings, kicks, and +bloodshed; and in the midst of all this chaos, complication, and +general entanglement, Don Quixote took it into his head that he had +been plunged into the thick of the discord of Agramante's camp; and, +in a voice that shook the inn like thunder, he cried out:</p> + +<p>"Hold all, let all sheathe their swords, let all be calm and +attend to me as they value their lives!"</p> + +<p>All paused at his mighty voice, and he went on to say, "Did I not +tell you, sirs, that this castle was enchanted, and that a legion or +so of devils dwelt in it? In proof whereof I call upon you to behold +with your own eyes how the discord of Agramante's camp has come +hither, and been transferred into the midst of us. See how they fight, +there for the sword, here for the horse, on that side for the eagle, +on this for the helmet; we are all fighting, and all at cross +purposes. Come then, you, Senor Judge, and you, senor curate; let +the one represent King Agramante and the other King Sobrino, and +make peace among us; for by God Almighty it is a sorry business that +so many persons of quality as we are should slay one another for +such trifling cause." + The officers, who did not understand Don Quixote's mode of +speaking, and found themselves roughly handled by Don Fernando, +Cardenio, and their companions, were not to be appeased; the barber +was, however, for both his beard and his pack-saddle were the worse +for the struggle; Sancho like a good servant obeyed the slightest word +of his master; while the four servants of Don Luis kept quiet when +they saw how little they gained by not being so. The landlord alone +insisted upon it that they must punish the insolence of this madman, +who at every turn raised a disturbance in the inn; but at length the +uproar was stilled for the present; the pack-saddle remained a +caparison till the day of judgment, and the basin a helmet and the inn +a castle in Don Quixote's imagination.</p> + +<p>All having been now pacified and made friends by the persuasion of +the Judge and the curate, the servants of Don Luis began again to urge +him to return with them at once; and while he was discussing the +matter with them, the Judge took counsel with Don Fernando, +Cardenio, and the curate as to what he ought to do in the case, +telling them how it stood, and what Don Luis had said to him. It was +agreed at length that Don Fernando should tell the servants of Don +Luis who he was, and that it was his desire that Don Luis should +accompany him to Andalusia, where he would receive from the marquis +his brother the welcome his quality entitled him to; for, otherwise, +it was easy to see from the determination of Don Luis that he would +not return to his father at present, though they tore him to pieces. +On learning the rank of Don Fernando and the resolution of Don Luis +the four then settled it between themselves that three of them +should return to tell his father how matters stood, and that the other +should remain to wait upon Don Luis, and not leave him until they came +back for him, or his father's orders were known. Thus by the authority +of Agramante and the wisdom of King Sobrino all this complication of +disputes was arranged; but the enemy of concord and hater of peace, +feeling himself slighted and made a fool of, and seeing how little +he had gained after having involved them all in such an elaborate +entanglement, resolved to try his hand once more by stirring up +fresh quarrels and disturbances.</p> + +<p>It came about in this wise: the officers were pacified on learning +the rank of those with whom they had been engaged, and withdrew from +the contest, considering that whatever the result might be they were +likely to get the worst of the battle; but one of them, the one who +had been thrashed and kicked by Don Fernando, recollected that among +some warrants he carried for the arrest of certain delinquents, he had +one against Don Quixote, whom the Holy Brotherhood had ordered to be +arrested for setting the galley slaves free, as Sancho had, with +very good reason, apprehended. Suspecting how it was, then, he +wished to satisfy himself as to whether Don Quixote's features +corresponded; and taking a parchment out of his bosom he lit upon what +he was in search of, and setting himself to read it deliberately, +for he was not a quick reader, as he made out each word he fixed his +eyes on Don Quixote, and went on comparing the description in the +warrant with his face, and discovered that beyond all doubt he was the +person described in it. As soon as he had satisfied himself, folding +up the parchment, he took the warrant in his left hand and with his +right seized Don Quixote by the collar so tightly that he did not +allow him to breathe, and shouted aloud, "Help for the Holy +Brotherhood! and that you may see I demand it in earnest, read this +warrant which says this highwayman is to be arrested."</p> + +<p>The curate took the warrant and saw that what the officer said was +true, and that it agreed with Don Quixote's appearance, who, on his +part, when he found himself roughly handled by this rascally clown, +worked up to the highest pitch of wrath, and all his joints cracking +with rage, with both hands seized the officer by the throat with all +his might, so that had he not been helped by his comrades he would +have yielded up his life ere Don Quixote released his hold. The +landlord, who had perforce to support his brother officers, ran at +once to aid them. The landlady, when she saw her husband engaged in +a fresh quarrel, lifted up her voice afresh, and its note was +immediately caught up by Maritornes and her daughter, calling upon +heaven and all present for help; and Sancho, seeing what was going on, +exclaimed, "By the Lord, it is quite true what my master says about +the enchantments of this castle, for it is impossible to live an +hour in peace in it!"</p> + +<p>Don Fernando parted the officer and Don Quixote, and to their mutual +contentment made them relax the grip by which they held, the one the +coat collar, the other the throat of his adversary; for all this, +however, the officers did not cease to demand their prisoner and +call on them to help, and deliver him over bound into their power, +as was required for the service of the King and of the Holy +Brotherhood, on whose behalf they again demanded aid and assistance to +effect the capture of this robber and footpad of the highways.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote smiled when he heard these words, and said very +calmly, "Come now, base, ill-born brood; call ye it highway robbery to +give freedom to those in bondage, to release the captives, to +succour the miserable, to raise up the fallen, to relieve the needy? +Infamous beings, who by your vile grovelling intellects deserve that +heaven should not make known to you the virtue that lies in +knight-errantry, or show you the sin and ignorance in which ye lie +when ye refuse to respect the shadow, not to say the presence, of +any knight-errant! Come now; band, not of officers, but of thieves; +footpads with the licence of the Holy Brotherhood; tell me who was the +ignoramus who signed a warrant of arrest against such a knight as I +am? Who was he that did not know that knights-errant are independent +of all jurisdictions, that their law is their sword, their charter +their prowess, and their edicts their will? Who, I say again, was +the fool that knows not that there are no letters patent of nobility +that confer such privileges or exemptions as a knight-errant +acquires the day he is dubbed a knight, and devotes himself to the +arduous calling of chivalry? What knight-errant ever paid poll-tax, +duty, queen's pin-money, king's dues, toll or ferry? What tailor +ever took payment of him for making his clothes? What castellan that +received him in his castle ever made him pay his shot? What king did +not seat him at his table? What damsel was not enamoured of him and +did not yield herself up wholly to his will and pleasure? And, lastly, +what knight-errant has there been, is there, or will there ever be +in the world, not bold enough to give, single-handed, four hundred +cudgellings to four hundred officers of the Holy Brotherhood if they +come in his way?"</p> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch46"></a>CHAPTER XLVI.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY +BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON +QUIXOTE +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c46a"></a><img alt="c46a.jpg (163K)" src="images/c46a.jpg" height="444" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c46a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>While Don Quixote was talking in this strain, the curate was +endeavouring to persuade the officers that he was out of his senses, +as they might perceive by his deeds and his words, and that they +need not press the matter any further, for even if they arrested him +and carried him off, they would have to release him by-and-by as a +madman; to which the holder of the warrant replied that he had nothing +to do with inquiring into Don Quixote's madness, but only to execute +his superior's orders, and that once taken they might let him go three +hundred times if they liked.</p> + +<p>"For all that," said the curate, "you must not take him away this +time, nor will he, it is my opinion, let himself be taken away."</p> + +<p>In short, the curate used such arguments, and Don Quixote did such +mad things, that the officers would have been more mad than he was +if they had not perceived his want of wits, and so they thought it +best to allow themselves to be pacified, and even to act as +peacemakers between the barber and Sancho Panza, who still continued +their altercation with much bitterness. In the end they, as officers +of justice, settled the question by arbitration in such a manner +that both sides were, if not perfectly contented, at least to some +extent satisfied; for they changed the pack-saddles, but not the +girths or head-stalls; and as to Mambrino's helmet, the curate, +under the rose and without Don Quixote's knowing it, paid eight +reals for the basin, and the barber executed a full receipt and +engagement to make no further demand then or thenceforth for evermore, +amen. These two disputes, which were the most important and gravest, +being settled, it only remained for the servants of Don Luis to +consent that three of them should return while one was left to +accompany him whither Don Fernando desired to take him; and good +luck and better fortune, having already begun to solve difficulties +and remove obstructions in favour of the lovers and warriors of the +inn, were pleased to persevere and bring everything to a happy +issue; for the servants agreed to do as Don Luis wished; which gave +Dona Clara such happiness that no one could have looked into her +face just then without seeing the joy of her heart. Zoraida, though +she did not fully comprehend all she saw, was grave or gay without +knowing why, as she watched and studied the various countenances, +but particularly her Spaniard's, whom she followed with her eyes and +clung to with her soul. The gift and compensation which the curate +gave the barber had not escaped the landlord's notice, and he demanded +Don Quixote's reckoning, together with the amount of the damage to his +wine-skins, and the loss of his wine, swearing that neither +Rocinante nor Sancho's ass should leave the inn until he had been paid +to the very last farthing. The curate settled all amicably, and Don +Fernando paid; though the Judge had also very readily offered to pay +the score; and all became so peaceful and quiet that the inn no longer +reminded one of the discord of Agramante's camp, as Don Quixote +said, but of the peace and tranquillity of the days of Octavianus: for +all which it was the universal opinion that their thanks were due to +the great zeal and eloquence of the curate, and to the unexampled +generosity of Don Fernando.</p> + +<p>Finding himself now clear and quit of all quarrels, his squire's +as well as his own, Don Quixote considered that it would be +advisable to continue the journey he had begun, and bring to a close +that great adventure for which he had been called and chosen; and with +this high resolve he went and knelt before Dorothea, who, however, +would not allow him to utter a word until he had risen; so to obey her +he rose, and said, "It is a common proverb, fair lady, that 'diligence +is the mother of good fortune,' and experience has often shown in +important affairs that the earnestness of the negotiator brings the +doubtful case to a successful termination; but in nothing does this +truth show itself more plainly than in war, where quickness and +activity forestall the devices of the enemy, and win the victory +before the foe has time to defend himself. All this I say, exalted and +esteemed lady, because it seems to me that for us to remain any longer +in this castle now is useless, and may be injurious to us in a way +that we shall find out some day; for who knows but that your enemy the +giant may have learned by means of secret and diligent spies that I am +going to destroy him, and if the opportunity be given him he may seize +it to fortify himself in some impregnable castle or stronghold, +against which all my efforts and the might of my indefatigable arm may +avail but little? Therefore, lady, let us, as I say, forestall his +schemes by our activity, and let us depart at once in quest of fair +fortune; for your highness is only kept from enjoying it as fully as +you could desire by my delay in encountering your adversary."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote held his peace and said no more, calmly awaiting the +reply of the beauteous princess, who, with commanding dignity and in a +style adapted to Don Quixote's own, replied to him in these words, +"I give you thanks, sir knight, for the eagerness you, like a good +knight to whom it is a natural obligation to succour the orphan and +the needy, display to afford me aid in my sore trouble; and heaven +grant that your wishes and mine may be realised, so that you may see +that there are women in this world capable of gratitude; as to my +departure, let it be forthwith, for I have no will but yours; +dispose of me entirely in accordance with your good pleasure; for +she who has once entrusted to you the defence of her person, and +placed in your hands the recovery of her dominions, must not think +of offering opposition to that which your wisdom may ordain."</p> + +<p>"On, then, in God's name," said Don Quixote; "for, when a lady +humbles herself to me, I will not lose the opportunity of raising +her up and placing her on the throne of her ancestors. Let us depart +at once, for the common saying that in delay there is danger, lends +spurs to my eagerness to take the road; and as neither heaven has +created nor hell seen any that can daunt or intimidate me, saddle +Rocinante, Sancho, and get ready thy ass and the queen's palfrey, +and let us take leave of the castellan and these gentlemen, and go +hence this very instant."</p> + +<p>Sancho, who was standing by all the time, said, shaking his head, +"Ah! master, master, there is more mischief in the village than one +hears of, begging all good bodies' pardon."</p> + +<p>"What mischief can there be in any village, or in all the cities +of the world, you booby, that can hurt my reputation?" said Don +Quixote.</p> + +<p>"If your worship is angry," replied Sancho, "I will hold my tongue +and leave unsaid what as a good squire I am bound to say, and what a +good servant should tell his master."</p> + +<p>"Say what thou wilt," returned Don Quixote, "provided thy words be +not meant to work upon my fears; for thou, if thou fearest, art +behaving like thyself; but I like myself, in not fearing."</p> + +<p>"It is nothing of the sort, as I am a sinner before God," said +Sancho, "but that I take it to be sure and certain that this lady, who +calls herself queen of the great kingdom of Micomicon, is no more so +than my mother; for, if she was what she says, she would not go +rubbing noses with one that is here every instant and behind every +door."</p> + +<p>Dorothea turned red at Sancho's words, for the truth was that her +husband Don Fernando had now and then, when the others were not +looking, gathered from her lips some of the reward his love had +earned, and Sancho seeing this had considered that such freedom was +more like a courtesan than a queen of a great kingdom; she, however, +being unable or not caring to answer him, allowed him to proceed, +and he continued, "This I say, senor, because, if after we have +travelled roads and highways, and passed bad nights and worse days, +one who is now enjoying himself in this inn is to reap the fruit of +our labours, there is no need for me to be in a hurry to saddle +Rocinante, put the pad on the ass, or get ready the palfrey; for it +will be better for us to stay quiet, and let every jade mind her +spinning, and let us go to dinner."</p> + +<p>Good God, what was the indignation of Don Quixote when he heard +the audacious words of his squire! So great was it, that in a voice +inarticulate with rage, with a stammering tongue, and eyes that +flashed living fire, he exclaimed, "Rascally clown, boorish, insolent, +and ignorant, ill-spoken, foul-mouthed, impudent backbiter and +slanderer! Hast thou dared to utter such words in my presence and in +that of these illustrious ladies? Hast thou dared to harbour such +gross and shameless thoughts in thy muddled imagination? Begone from +my presence, thou born monster, storehouse of lies, hoard of untruths, +garner of knaveries, inventor of scandals, publisher of absurdities, +enemy of the respect due to royal personages! Begone, show thyself +no more before me under pain of my wrath;" and so saying he knitted +his brows, puffed out his cheeks, gazed around him, and stamped on the +ground violently with his right foot, showing in every way the rage +that was pent up in his heart; and at his words and furious gestures +Sancho was so scared and terrified that he would have been glad if the +earth had opened that instant and swallowed him, and his only +thought was to turn round and make his escape from the angry +presence of his master.</p> + +<p>But the ready-witted Dorothea, who by this time so well understood +Don Quixote's humour, said, to mollify his wrath, "Be not irritated at +the absurdities your good squire has uttered, Sir Knight of the Rueful +Countenance, for perhaps he did not utter them without cause, and from +his good sense and Christian conscience it is not likely that he would +bear false witness against anyone. We may therefore believe, without +any hesitation, that since, as you say, sir knight, everything in this +castle goes and is brought about by means of enchantment, Sancho, I +say, may possibly have seen, through this diabolical medium, what he +says he saw so much to the detriment of my modesty."</p> + +<p>"I swear by God Omnipotent," exclaimed Don Quixote at this, "your +highness has hit the point; and that some vile illusion must have come +before this sinner of a Sancho, that made him see what it would have +been impossible to see by any other means than enchantments; for I +know well enough, from the poor fellow's goodness and harmlessness, +that he is incapable of bearing false witness against anybody."</p> + +<p>"True, no doubt," said Don Fernando, "for which reason, Senor Don +Quixote, you ought to forgive him and restore him to the bosom of your +favour, sicut erat in principio, before illusions of this sort had +taken away his senses."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote said he was ready to pardon him, and the curate went for +Sancho, who came in very humbly, and falling on his knees begged for +the hand of his master, who having presented it to him and allowed him +to kiss it, gave him his blessing and said, "Now, Sancho my son, +thou wilt be convinced of the truth of what I have many a time told +thee, that everything in this castle is done by means of enchantment."</p> + +<p>"So it is, I believe," said Sancho, "except the affair of the +blanket, which came to pass in reality by ordinary means."</p> + +<p>"Believe it not," said Don Quixote, "for had it been so, I would +have avenged thee that instant, or even now; but neither then nor +now could I, nor have I seen anyone upon whom to avenge thy wrong."</p> + +<p>They were all eager to know what the affair of the blanket was, +and the landlord gave them a minute account of Sancho's flights, at +which they laughed not a little, and at which Sancho would have been +no less out of countenance had not his master once more assured him it +was all enchantment. For all that his simplicity never reached so high +a pitch that he could persuade himself it was not the plain and simple +truth, without any deception whatever about it, that he had been +blanketed by beings of flesh and blood, and not by visionary and +imaginary phantoms, as his master believed and protested.</p> + +<p>The illustrious company had now been two days in the inn; and as +it seemed to them time to depart, they devised a plan so that, without +giving Dorothea and Don Fernando the trouble of going back with Don +Quixote to his village under pretence of restoring Queen Micomicona, +the curate and the barber might carry him away with them as they +proposed, and the curate be able to take his madness in hand at +home; and in pursuance of their plan they arranged with the owner of +an oxcart who happened to be passing that way to carry him after +this fashion. They constructed a kind of cage with wooden bars, +large enough to hold Don Quixote comfortably; and then Don Fernando +and his companions, the servants of Don Luis, and the officers of +the Brotherhood, together with the landlord, by the directions and +advice of the curate, covered their faces and disguised themselves, +some in one way, some in another, so as to appear to Don Quixote quite +different from the persons he had seen in the castle. This done, in +profound silence they entered the room where he was asleep, taking his +his rest after the past frays, and advancing to where he was +sleeping tranquilly, not dreaming of anything of the kind happening, +they seized him firmly and bound him fast hand and foot, so that, when +he awoke startled, he was unable to move, and could only marvel and +wonder at the strange figures he saw before him; upon which he at once +gave way to the idea which his crazed fancy invariably conjured up +before him, and took it into his head that all these shapes were +phantoms of the enchanted castle, and that he himself was +unquestionably enchanted as he could neither move nor help himself; +precisely what the curate, the concoctor of the scheme, expected would +happen. Of all that were there Sancho was the only one who was at once +in his senses and in his own proper character, and he, though he was +within very little of sharing his master's infirmity, did not fail +to perceive who all these disguised figures were; but he did not +dare to open his lips until he saw what came of this assault and +capture of his master; nor did the latter utter a word, waiting to the +upshot of his mishap; which was that bringing in the cage, they shut +him up in it and nailed the bars so firmly that they could not be +easily burst open.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c46b"></a><img alt="c46b.jpg (342K)" src="images/c46b.jpg" height="808" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c46b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>They then took him on their shoulders, and as +they passed out of the room an awful voice—as much so as the +barber, not he of the pack-saddle but the other, was able to make +it—was heard to say, "O Knight of the Rueful Countenance, let not +this captivity in which thou art placed afflict thee, for this must +needs be, for the more speedy accomplishment of the adventure in which +thy great heart has engaged thee; the which shall be accomplished when +the raging Manchegan lion and the white Tobosan dove shall be linked +together, having first humbled their haughty necks to the gentle +yoke of matrimony. And from this marvellous union shall come forth +to the light of the world brave whelps that shall rival the ravening +claws of their valiant father; and this shall come to pass ere the +pursuer of the flying nymph shall in his swift natural course have +twice visited the starry signs. And thou, O most noble and obedient +squire that ever bore sword at side, beard on face, or nose to smell +with, be not dismayed or grieved to see the flower of +knight-errantry carried away thus before thy very eyes; for soon, if +it so please the Framer of the universe, thou shalt see thyself +exalted to such a height that thou shalt not know thyself, and the +promises which thy good master has made thee shall not prove false; +and I assure thee, on the authority of the sage Mentironiana, that thy +wages shall be paid thee, as thou shalt see in due season. Follow then +the footsteps of the valiant enchanted knight, for it is expedient +that thou shouldst go to the destination assigned to both of you; +and as it is not permitted to me to say more, God be with thee; for +I return to that place I wot of;" and as he brought the prophecy to +a close he raised his voice to a high pitch, and then lowered it to +such a soft tone, that even those who knew it was all a joke were +almost inclined to take what they heard seriously.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote was comforted by the prophecy he heard, for he at once +comprehended its meaning perfectly, and perceived it was promised to +him that he should see himself united in holy and lawful matrimony +with his beloved Dulcinea del Toboso, from whose blessed womb should +proceed the whelps, his sons, to the eternal glory of La Mancha; and +being thoroughly and firmly persuaded of this, he lifted up his voice, +and with a deep sigh exclaimed, "Oh thou, whoever thou art, who hast +foretold me so much good, I implore of thee that on my part thou +entreat that sage enchanter who takes charge of my interests, that +he leave me not to perish in this captivity in which they are now +carrying me away, ere I see fulfilled promises so joyful and +incomparable as those which have been now made me; for, let this but +come to pass, and I shall glory in the pains of my prison, find +comfort in these chains wherewith they bind me, and regard this bed +whereon they stretch me, not as a hard battle-field, but as a soft and +happy nuptial couch; and touching the consolation of Sancho Panza, +my squire, I rely upon his goodness and rectitude that he will not +desert me in good or evil fortune; for if, by his ill luck or mine, it +may not happen to be in my power to give him the island I have +promised, or any equivalent for it, at least his wages shall not be +lost; for in my will, which is already made, I have declared the sum +that shall be paid to him, measured, not by his many faithful +services, but by the means at my disposal."</p> + +<p>Sancho bowed his head very respectfully and kissed both his hands, +for, being tied together, he could not kiss one; and then the +apparitions lifted the cage upon their shoulders and fixed it upon the +ox-cart.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c46e"></a><img alt="c46e.jpg (56K)" src="images/c46e.jpg" height="434" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c46e.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> + + +<br> +<br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p14.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p16.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + + + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p16.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p16.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..30ce8e3 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p16.htm @@ -0,0 +1,1105 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 16.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p15.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p17.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 16 +<br><br> +Chapters 47-49 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation--they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch47">CHAPTER XLVII</a> +OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE OF +LA MANCHA WAS CARRIED AWAY ENCHANTED, TOGETHER +WITH OTHER REMARKABLE INCIDENTS + +<a href="#ch48">CHAPTER XLVIII</a> +IN WHICH THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS +OF CHIVALRY, WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF HIS WIT + +<a href="#ch49">CHAPTER XLIX</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO +PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER DON QUIXOTE + + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch47"></a>CHAPTER XLVII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WAS +CARRIED AWAY ENCHANTED, TOGETHER WITH OTHER REMARKABLE INCIDENTS +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c47a"></a><img alt="c47a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c47a.jpg" height="433" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c47a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>When Don Quixote saw himself caged and hoisted on the cart in this +way, he said, "Many grave histories of knights-errant have I read; but +never yet have I read, seen, or heard of their carrying off +enchanted knights-errant in this fashion, or at the slow pace that +these lazy, sluggish animals promise; for they always take them away +through the air with marvellous swiftness, enveloped in a dark thick +cloud, or on a chariot of fire, or it may be on some hippogriff or +other beast of the kind; but to carry me off like this on an +ox-cart! By God, it puzzles me! But perhaps the chivalry and +enchantments of our day take a different course from that of those +in days gone by; and it may be, too, that as I am a new knight in +the world, and the first to revive the already forgotten calling of +knight-adventurers, they may have newly invented other kinds of +enchantments and other modes of carrying off the enchanted. What +thinkest thou of the matter, Sancho my son?"</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c47b"></a><img alt="c47b.jpg (357K)" src="images/c47b.jpg" height="836" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c47b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"I don't know what to think," answered Sancho, "not being as well +read as your worship in errant writings; but for all that I venture to +say and swear that these apparitions that are about us are not quite +catholic."</p> + +<p>"Catholic!" said Don Quixote. "Father of me! how can they be +Catholic when they are all devils that have taken fantastic shapes +to come and do this, and bring me to this condition? And if thou +wouldst prove it, touch them, and feel them, and thou wilt find they +have only bodies of air, and no consistency except in appearance."</p> + +<p>"By God, master," returned Sancho, "I have touched them already; and +that devil, that goes about there so busily, has firm flesh, and +another property very different from what I have heard say devils +have, for by all accounts they all smell of brimstone and other bad +smells; but this one smells of amber half a league off." Sancho was +here speaking of Don Fernando, who, like a gentleman of his rank, +was very likely perfumed as Sancho said.</p> + +<p>"Marvel not at that, Sancho my friend," said Don Quixote; "for let +me tell thee devils are crafty; and even if they do carry odours about +with them, they themselves have no smell, because they are spirits; +or, if they have any smell, they cannot smell of anything sweet, but +of something foul and fetid; and the reason is that as they carry hell +with them wherever they go, and can get no ease whatever from their +torments, and as a sweet smell is a thing that gives pleasure and +enjoyment, it is impossible that they can smell sweet; if, then, +this devil thou speakest of seems to thee to smell of amber, either +thou art deceiving thyself, or he wants to deceive thee by making thee +fancy he is not a devil."</p> + +<p>Such was the conversation that passed between master and man; and +Don Fernando and Cardenio, apprehensive of Sancho's making a +complete discovery of their scheme, towards which he had already +gone some way, resolved to hasten their departure, and calling the +landlord aside, they directed him to saddle Rocinante and put the +pack-saddle on Sancho's ass, which he did with great alacrity. In +the meantime the curate had made an arrangement with the officers that +they should bear them company as far as his village, he paying them so +much a day. Cardenio hung the buckler on one side of the bow of +Rocinante's saddle and the basin on the other, and by signs +commanded Sancho to mount his ass and take Rocinante's bridle, and +at each side of the cart he placed two officers with their muskets; +but before the cart was put in motion, out came the landlady and her +daughter and Maritornes to bid Don Quixote farewell, pretending to +weep with grief at his misfortune; and to them Don Quixote said:</p> + +<p>"Weep not, good ladies, for all these mishaps are the lot of those +who follow the profession I profess; and if these reverses did not +befall me I should not esteem myself a famous knight-errant; for +such things never happen to knights of little renown and fame, because +nobody in the world thinks about them; to valiant knights they do, for +these are envied for their virtue and valour by many princes and other +knights who compass the destruction of the worthy by base means. +Nevertheless, virtue is of herself so mighty, that, in spite of all +the magic that Zoroaster its first inventor knew, she will come +victorious out of every trial, and shed her light upon the earth as +the sun does upon the heavens. Forgive me, fair ladies, if, through +inadvertence, I have in aught offended you; for intentionally and +wittingly I have never done so to any; and pray to God that he deliver +me from this captivity to which some malevolent enchanter has +consigned me; and should I find myself released therefrom, the favours +that ye have bestowed upon me in this castle shall be held in memory +by me, that I may acknowledge, recognise, and requite them as they +deserve."</p> + +<p>While this was passing between the ladies of the castle and Don +Quixote, the curate and the barber bade farewell to Don Fernando and +his companions, to the captain, his brother, and the ladies, now all +made happy, and in particular to Dorothea and Luscinda. They all +embraced one another, and promised to let each other know how things +went with them, and Don Fernando directed the curate where to write to +him, to tell him what became of Don Quixote, assuring him that there +was nothing that could give him more pleasure than to hear of it, +and that he too, on his part, would send him word of everything he +thought he would like to know, about his marriage, Zoraida's +baptism, Don Luis's affair, and Luscinda's return to her home. The +curate promised to comply with his request carefully, and they +embraced once more, and renewed their promises.</p> + +<p>The landlord approached the curate and handed him some papers, +saying he had discovered them in the lining of the valise in which the +novel of "The Ill-advised Curiosity" had been found, and that he might +take them all away with him as their owner had not since returned; +for, as he could not read, he did not want them himself. The curate +thanked him, and opening them he saw at the beginning of the +manuscript the words, "Novel of Rinconete and Cortadillo," by which he +perceived that it was a novel, and as that of "The Ill-advised +Curiosity" had been good he concluded this would be so too, as they +were both probably by the same author; so he kept it, intending to +read it when he had an opportunity. He then mounted and his friend the +barber did the same, both masked, so as not to be recognised by Don +Quixote, and set out following in the rear of the cart. The order of +march was this: first went the cart with the owner leading it; at each +side of it marched the officers of the Brotherhood, as has been +said, with their muskets; then followed Sancho Panza on his ass, +leading Rocinante by the bridle; and behind all came the curate and +the barber on their mighty mules, with faces covered, as aforesaid, +and a grave and serious air, measuring their pace to suit the slow +steps of the oxen. Don Quixote was seated in the cage, with his +hands tied and his feet stretched out, leaning against the bars as +silent and as patient as if he were a stone statue and not a man of +flesh. Thus slowly and silently they made, it might be, two leagues, +until they reached a valley which the carter thought a convenient +place for resting and feeding his oxen, and he said so to the +curate, but the barber was of opinion that they ought to push on a +little farther, as at the other side of a hill which appeared close by +he knew there was a valley that had more grass and much better than +the one where they proposed to halt; and his advice was taken and they +continued their journey.</p> + +<p>Just at that moment the curate, looking back, saw coming on behind +them six or seven mounted men, well found and equipped, who soon +overtook them, for they were travelling, not at the sluggish, +deliberate pace of oxen, but like men who rode canons' mules, and in +haste to take their noontide rest as soon as possible at the inn which +was in sight not a league off. The quick travellers came up with the +slow, and courteous salutations were exchanged; and one of the new +comers, who was, in fact, a canon of Toledo and master of the others +who accompanied him, observing the regular order of the procession, +the cart, the officers, Sancho, Rocinante, the curate and the +barber, and above all Don Quixote caged and confined, could not help +asking what was the meaning of carrying the man in that fashion; +though, from the badges of the officers, he already concluded that +he must be some desperate highwayman or other malefactor whose +punishment fell within the jurisdiction of the Holy Brotherhood. One +of the officers to whom he had put the question, replied, "Let the +gentleman himself tell you the meaning of his going this way, senor, +for we do not know."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote overheard the conversation and said, "Haply, +gentlemen, you are versed and learned in matters of errant chivalry? +Because if you are I will tell you my misfortunes; if not, there is no +good in my giving myself the trouble of relating them;" but here the +curate and the barber, seeing that the travellers were engaged in +conversation with Don Quixote, came forward, in order to answer in +such a way as to save their stratagem from being discovered.</p> + +<p>The canon, replying to Don Quixote, said, "In truth, brother, I know +more about books of chivalry than I do about Villalpando's elements of +logic; so if that be all, you may safely tell me what you please."</p> + +<p>"In God's name, then, senor," replied Don Quixote; "if that be so, I +would have you know that I am held enchanted in this cage by the +envy and fraud of wicked enchanters; for virtue is more persecuted +by the wicked than loved by the good. I am a knight-errant, and not +one of those whose names Fame has never thought of immortalising in +her record, but of those who, in defiance and in spite of envy itself, +and all the magicians that Persia, or Brahmans that India, or +Gymnosophists that Ethiopia ever produced, will place their names in +the temple of immortality, to serve as examples and patterns for +ages to come, whereby knights-errant may see the footsteps in which +they must tread if they would attain the summit and crowning point +of honour in arms."</p> + +<p>"What Senor Don Quixote of La Mancha says," observed the curate, "is +the truth; for he goes enchanted in this cart, not from any fault or +sins of his, but because of the malevolence of those to whom virtue is +odious and valour hateful. This, senor, is the Knight of the Rueful +Countenance, if you have ever heard him named, whose valiant +achievements and mighty deeds shall be written on lasting brass and +imperishable marble, notwithstanding all the efforts of envy to +obscure them and malice to hide them."</p> + +<p>When the canon heard both the prisoner and the man who was at +liberty talk in such a strain he was ready to cross himself in his +astonishment, and could not make out what had befallen him; and all +his attendants were in the same state of amazement.</p> + +<p>At this point Sancho Panza, who had drawn near to hear the +conversation, said, in order to make everything plain, "Well, sirs, +you may like or dislike what I am going to say, but the fact of the +matter is, my master, Don Quixote, is just as much enchanted as my +mother. He is in his full senses, he eats and he drinks, and he has +his calls like other men and as he had yesterday, before they caged +him. And if that's the case, what do they mean by wanting me to +believe that he is enchanted? For I have heard many a one say that +enchanted people neither eat, nor sleep, nor talk; and my master, if +you don't stop him, will talk more than thirty lawyers." Then +turning to the curate he exclaimed, "Ah, senor curate, senor curate! +do you think I don't know you? Do you think I don't guess and see +the drift of these new enchantments? Well then, I can tell you I +know you, for all your face is covered, and I can tell you I am up +to you, however you may hide your tricks. After all, where envy reigns +virtue cannot live, and where there is niggardliness there can be no +liberality. Ill betide the devil! if it had not been for your +worship my master would be married to the Princess Micomicona this +minute, and I should be a count at least; for no less was to be +expected, as well from the goodness of my master, him of the Rueful +Countenance, as from the greatness of my services. But I see now how +true it is what they say in these parts, that the wheel of fortune +turns faster than a mill-wheel, and that those who were up yesterday +are down to-day. I am sorry for my wife and children, for when they +might fairly and reasonably expect to see their father return to +them a governor or viceroy of some island or kingdom, they will see +him come back a horse-boy. I have said all this, senor curate, only to +urge your paternity to lay to your conscience your ill-treatment of my +master; and have a care that God does not call you to account in +another life for making a prisoner of him in this way, and charge +against you all the succours and good deeds that my lord Don Quixote +leaves undone while he is shut up.</p> + +<p>"Trim those lamps there!" exclaimed the barber at this; "so you +are of the same fraternity as your master, too, Sancho? By God, I +begin to see that you will have to keep him company in the cage, and +be enchanted like him for having caught some of his humour and +chivalry. It was an evil hour when you let yourself be got with +child by his promises, and that island you long so much for found +its way into your head."</p> + +<p>"I am not with child by anyone," returned Sancho, "nor am I a man to +let myself be got with child, if it was by the King himself. Though +I am poor I am an old Christian, and I owe nothing to nobody, and if I +long for an island, other people long for worse. Each of us is the son +of his own works; and being a man I may come to be pope, not to say +governor of an island, especially as my master may win so many that he +will not know whom to give them to. Mind how you talk, master +barber; for shaving is not everything, and there is some difference +between Peter and Peter. I say this because we all know one another, +and it will not do to throw false dice with me; and as to the +enchantment of my master, God knows the truth; leave it as it is; it +only makes it worse to stir it."</p> + +<p>The barber did not care to answer Sancho lest by his plain +speaking he should disclose what the curate and he himself were trying +so hard to conceal; and under the same apprehension the curate had +asked the canon to ride on a little in advance, so that he might +tell him the mystery of this man in the cage, and other things that +would amuse him. The canon agreed, and going on ahead with his +servants, listened with attention to the account of the character, +life, madness, and ways of Don Quixote, given him by the curate, who +described to him briefly the beginning and origin of his craze, and +told him the whole story of his adventures up to his being confined in +the cage, together with the plan they had of taking him home to try if +by any means they could discover a cure for his madness. The canon and +his servants were surprised anew when they heard Don Quixote's strange +story, and when it was finished he said, "To tell the truth, senor +curate, I for my part consider what they call books of chivalry to +be mischievous to the State; and though, led by idle and false +taste, I have read the beginnings of almost all that have been +printed, I never could manage to read any one of them from beginning +to end; for it seems to me they are all more or less the same thing; +and one has nothing more in it than another; this no more than that. +And in my opinion this sort of writing and composition is of the +same species as the fables they call the Milesian, nonsensical tales +that aim solely at giving amusement and not instruction, exactly the +opposite of the apologue fables which amuse and instruct at the same +time. And though it may be the chief object of such books to amuse, +I do not know how they can succeed, when they are so full of such +monstrous nonsense. For the enjoyment the mind feels must come from +the beauty and harmony which it perceives or contemplates in the +things that the eye or the imagination brings before it; and nothing +that has any ugliness or disproportion about it can give any pleasure. +What beauty, then, or what proportion of the parts to the whole, or of +the whole to the parts, can there be in a book or fable where a lad of +sixteen cuts down a giant as tall as a tower and makes two halves of +him as if he was an almond cake? And when they want to give us a +picture of a battle, after having told us that there are a million +of combatants on the side of the enemy, let the hero of the book be +opposed to them, and we have perforce to believe, whether we like it +or not, that the said knight wins the victory by the single might of +his strong arm. And then, what shall we say of the facility with which +a born queen or empress will give herself over into the arms of some +unknown wandering knight? What mind, that is not wholly barbarous +and uncultured, can find pleasure in reading of how a great tower full +of knights sails away across the sea like a ship with a fair wind, and +will be to-night in Lombardy and to-morrow morning in the land of +Prester John of the Indies, or some other that Ptolemy never described +nor Marco Polo saw? And if, in answer to this, I am told that the +authors of books of the kind write them as fiction, and therefore +are not bound to regard niceties of truth, I would reply that +fiction is all the better the more it looks like truth, and gives +the more pleasure the more probability and possibility there is +about it. Plots in fiction should be wedded to the understanding of +the reader, and be constructed in such a way that, reconciling +impossibilities, smoothing over difficulties, keeping the mind on +the alert, they may surprise, interest, divert, and entertain, so that +wonder and delight joined may keep pace one with the other; all +which he will fail to effect who shuns verisimilitude and truth to +nature, wherein lies the perfection of writing. I have never yet +seen any book of chivalry that puts together a connected plot complete +in all its numbers, so that the middle agrees with the beginning, +and the end with the beginning and middle; on the contrary, they +construct them with such a multitude of members that it seems as +though they meant to produce a chimera or monster rather than a +well-proportioned figure. And besides all this they are harsh in their +style, incredible in their achievements, licentious in their amours, +uncouth in their courtly speeches, prolix in their battles, silly in +their arguments, absurd in their travels, and, in short, wanting in +everything like intelligent art; for which reason they deserve to be +banished from the Christian commonwealth as a worthless breed."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c47c"></a><img alt="c47c.jpg (300K)" src="images/c47c.jpg" height="524" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c47c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The curate listened to him attentively and felt that he was a man of +sound understanding, and that there was good reason in what he said; +so he told him that, being of the same opinion himself, and bearing +a grudge to books of chivalry, he had burned all Don Quixote's, +which were many; and gave him an account of the scrutiny he had made +of them, and of those he had condemned to the flames and those he +had spared, with which the canon was not a little amused, adding +that though he had said so much in condemnation of these books, +still he found one good thing in them, and that was the opportunity +they afforded to a gifted intellect for displaying itself; for they +presented a wide and spacious field over which the pen might range +freely, describing shipwrecks, tempests, combats, battles, +portraying a valiant captain with all the qualifications requisite +to make one, showing him sagacious in foreseeing the wiles of the +enemy, eloquent in speech to encourage or restrain his soldiers, +ripe in counsel, rapid in resolve, as bold in biding his time as in +pressing the attack; now picturing some sad tragic incident, now +some joyful and unexpected event; here a beauteous lady, virtuous, +wise, and modest; there a Christian knight, brave and gentle; here a +lawless, barbarous braggart; there a courteous prince, gallant and +gracious; setting forth the devotion and loyalty of vassals, the +greatness and generosity of nobles. "Or again," said he, "the author +may show himself to be an astronomer, or a skilled cosmographer, or +musician, or one versed in affairs of state, and sometimes he will +have a chance of coming forward as a magician if he likes. He can +set forth the craftiness of Ulysses, the piety of AEneas, the valour +of Achilles, the misfortunes of Hector, the treachery of Sinon, the +friendship of Euryalus, the generosity of Alexander, the boldness of +Caesar, the clemency and truth of Trajan, the fidelity of Zopyrus, the +wisdom of Cato, and in short all the faculties that serve to make an +illustrious man perfect, now uniting them in one individual, again +distributing them among many; and if this be done with charm of +style and ingenious invention, aiming at the truth as much as +possible, he will assuredly weave a web of bright and varied threads +that, when finished, will display such perfection and beauty that it +will attain the worthiest object any writing can seek, which, as I +said before, is to give instruction and pleasure combined; for the +unrestricted range of these books enables the author to show his +powers, epic, lyric, tragic, or comic, and all the moods the sweet and +winning arts of poesy and oratory are capable of; for the epic may +be written in prose just as well as in verse."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c47e"></a><img alt="c47e.jpg (67K)" src="images/c47e.jpg" height="409" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c47e.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch48"></a>CHAPTER XLVIII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS OF CHIVALRY, +WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF HIS WIT +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c48a"></a><img alt="c48a.jpg (80K)" src="images/c48a.jpg" height="232" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c48a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"It is as you say, senor canon," said the curate; "and for that +reason those who have hitherto written books of the sort deserve all +the more censure for writing without paying any attention to good +taste or the rules of art, by which they might guide themselves and +become as famous in prose as the two princes of Greek and Latin poetry +are in verse."</p> + +<p>"I myself, at any rate," said the canon, "was once tempted to +write a book of chivalry in which all the points I have mentioned were +to be observed; and if I must own the truth I have more than a hundred +sheets written; and to try if it came up to my own opinion of it, I +showed them to persons who were fond of this kind of reading, to +learned and intelligent men as well as to ignorant people who cared +for nothing but the pleasure of listening to nonsense, and from all +I obtained flattering approval; nevertheless I proceeded no farther +with it, as well because it seemed to me an occupation inconsistent +with my profession, as because I perceived that the fools are more +numerous than the wise; and, though it is better to be praised by +the wise few than applauded by the foolish many, I have no mind to +submit myself to the stupid judgment of the silly public, to whom +the reading of such books falls for the most part.</p> + +<p>"But what most of all made me hold my hand and even abandon all idea +of finishing it was an argument I put to myself taken from the plays +that are acted now-a-days, which was in this wise: if those that are +now in vogue, as well those that are pure invention as those founded +on history, are, all or most of them, downright nonsense and things +that have neither head nor tail, and yet the public listens to them +with delight, and regards and cries them up as perfection when they +are so far from it; and if the authors who write them, and the players +who act them, say that this is what they must be, for the public wants +this and will have nothing else; and that those that go by rule and +work out a plot according to the laws of art will only find some +half-dozen intelligent people to understand them, while all the rest +remain blind to the merit of their composition; and that for +themselves it is better to get bread from the many than praise from +the few; then my book will fare the same way, after I have burnt off +my eyebrows in trying to observe the principles I have spoken of, +and I shall be 'the tailor of the corner.' And though I have sometimes +endeavoured to convince actors that they are mistaken in this notion +they have adopted, and that they would attract more people, and get +more credit, by producing plays in accordance with the rules of art, +than by absurd ones, they are so thoroughly wedded to their own +opinion that no argument or evidence can wean them from it.</p> + +<p>"I remember saying one day to one of these obstinate fellows, +'Tell me, do you not recollect that a few years ago, there were +three tragedies acted in Spain, written by a famous poet of these +kingdoms, which were such that they filled all who heard them with +admiration, delight, and interest, the ignorant as well as the wise, +the masses as well as the higher orders, and brought in more money +to the performers, these three alone, than thirty of the best that +have been since produced?'</p> + +<p>"'No doubt,' replied the actor in question, 'you mean the +"Isabella," the "Phyllis," and the "Alexandra."'</p> + +<p>"'Those are the ones I mean,' said I; 'and see if they did not +observe the principles of art, and if, by observing them, they +failed to show their superiority and please all the world; so that the +fault does not lie with the public that insists upon nonsense, but +with those who don't know how to produce something else. "The +Ingratitude Revenged" was not nonsense, nor was there any in "The +Numantia," nor any to be found in "The Merchant Lover," nor yet in +"The Friendly Fair Foe," nor in some others that have been written +by certain gifted poets, to their own fame and renown, and to the +profit of those that brought them out;' some further remarks I added +to these, with which, I think, I left him rather dumbfoundered, but +not so satisfied or convinced that I could disabuse him of his error."</p> + +<p>"You have touched upon a subject, senor canon," observed the +curate here, "that has awakened an old enmity I have against the plays +in vogue at the present day, quite as strong as that which I bear to +the books of chivalry; for while the drama, according to Tully, should +be the mirror of human life, the model of manners, and the image of +the truth, those which are presented now-a-days are mirrors of +nonsense, models of folly, and images of lewdness. For what greater +nonsense can there be in connection with what we are now discussing +than for an infant to appear in swaddling clothes in the first scene +of the first act, and in the second a grown-up bearded man? Or what +greater absurdity can there be than putting before us an old man as +a swashbuckler, a young man as a poltroon, a lackey using fine +language, a page giving sage advice, a king plying as a porter, a +princess who is a kitchen-maid? And then what shall I say of their +attention to the time in which the action they represent may or can +take place, save that I have seen a play where the first act began +in Europe, the second in Asia, the third finished in Africa, and no +doubt, had it been in four acts, the fourth would have ended in +America, and so it would have been laid in all four quarters of the +globe? And if truth to life is the main thing the drama should keep in +view, how is it possible for any average understanding to be satisfied +when the action is supposed to pass in the time of King Pepin or +Charlemagne, and the principal personage in it they represent to be +the Emperor Heraclius who entered Jerusalem with the cross and won the +Holy Sepulchre, like Godfrey of Bouillon, there being years +innumerable between the one and the other? or, if the play is based on +fiction and historical facts are introduced, or bits of what +occurred to different people and at different times mixed up with +it, all, not only without any semblance of probability, but with +obvious errors that from every point of view are inexcusable? And +the worst of it is, there are ignorant people who say that this is +perfection, and that anything beyond this is affected refinement. +And then if we turn to sacred dramas--what miracles they invent in +them! What apocryphal, ill-devised incidents, attributing to one saint +the miracles of another! And even in secular plays they venture to +introduce miracles without any reason or object except that they think +some such miracle, or transformation as they call it, will come in +well to astonish stupid people and draw them to the play. All this +tends to the prejudice of the truth and the corruption of history, nay +more, to the reproach of the wits of Spain; for foreigners who +scrupulously observe the laws of the drama look upon us as barbarous +and ignorant, when they see the absurdity and nonsense of the plays we +produce. Nor will it be a sufficient excuse to say that the chief +object well-ordered governments have in view when they permit plays to +be performed in public is to entertain the people with some harmless +amusement occasionally, and keep it from those evil humours which +idleness is apt to engender; and that, as this may be attained by +any sort of play, good or bad, there is no need to lay down laws, or +bind those who write or act them to make them as they ought to be +made, since, as I say, the object sought for may be secured by any +sort. To this I would reply that the same end would be, beyond all +comparison, better attained by means of good plays than by those +that are not so; for after listening to an artistic and properly +constructed play, the hearer will come away enlivened by the jests, +instructed by the serious parts, full of admiration at the +incidents, his wits sharpened by the arguments, warned by the +tricks, all the wiser for the examples, inflamed against vice, and +in love with virtue; for in all these ways a good play will +stimulate the mind of the hearer be he ever so boorish or dull; and of +all impossibilities the greatest is that a play endowed with all these +qualities will not entertain, satisfy, and please much more than one +wanting in them, like the greater number of those which are commonly +acted now-a-days. Nor are the poets who write them to be blamed for +this; for some there are among them who are perfectly well aware of +their faults, and know what they ought to do; but as plays have become +a salable commodity, they say, and with truth, that the actors will +not buy them unless they are after this fashion; and so the poet tries +to adapt himself to the requirements of the actor who is to pay him +for his work. And that this is the truth may be seen by the +countless plays that a most fertile wit of these kingdoms has written, +with so much brilliancy, so much grace and gaiety, such polished +versification, such choice language, such profound reflections, and in +a word, so rich in eloquence and elevation of style, that he has +filled the world with his fame; and yet, in consequence of his +desire to suit the taste of the actors, they have not all, as some +of them have, come as near perfection as they ought. Others write +plays with such heedlessness that, after they have been acted, the +actors have to fly and abscond, afraid of being punished, as they +often have been, for having acted something offensive to some king +or other, or insulting to some noble family. All which evils, and many +more that I say nothing of, would be removed if there were some +intelligent and sensible person at the capital to examine all plays +before they were acted, not only those produced in the capital itself, +but all that were intended to be acted in Spain; without whose +approval, seal, and signature, no local magistracy should allow any +play to be acted. In that case actors would take care to send their +plays to the capital, and could act them in safety, and those who +write them would be more careful and take more pains with their +work, standing in awe of having to submit it to the strict examination +of one who understood the matter; and so good plays would be +produced and the objects they aim at happily attained; as well the +amusement of the people, as the credit of the wits of Spain, the +interest and safety of the actors, and the saving of trouble in +inflicting punishment on them. And if the same or some other person +were authorised to examine the newly written books of chivalry, no +doubt some would appear with all the perfections you have described, +enriching our language with the gracious and precious treasure of +eloquence, and driving the old books into obscurity before the light +of the new ones that would come out for the harmless entertainment, +not merely of the idle but of the very busiest; for the bow cannot +be always bent, nor can weak human nature exist without some lawful +amusement."</p> + +<p>The canon and the curate had proceeded thus far with their +conversation, when the barber, coming forward, joined them, and said +to the curate, "This is the spot, senor licentiate, that I said was +a good one for fresh and plentiful pasture for the oxen, while we take +our noontide rest."</p> + +<p>"And so it seems," returned the curate, and he told the canon what +he proposed to do, on which he too made up his mind to halt with them, +attracted by the aspect of the fair valley that lay before their eyes; +and to enjoy it as well as the conversation of the curate, to whom +he had begun to take a fancy, and also to learn more particulars about +the doings of Don Quixote, he desired some of his servants to go on to +the inn, which was not far distant, and fetch from it what eatables +there might be for the whole party, as he meant to rest for the +afternoon where he was; to which one of his servants replied that +the sumpter mule, which by this time ought to have reached the inn, +carried provisions enough to make it unnecessary to get anything +from the inn except barley.</p> + +<p>"In that case," said the canon, "take all the beasts there, and +bring the sumpter mule back."</p> + +<p>While this was going on, Sancho, perceiving that he could speak to +his master without having the curate and the barber, of whom he had +his suspicions, present all the time, approached the cage in which Don +Quixote was placed, and said, "Senor, to ease my conscience I want +to tell you the state of the case as to your enchantment, and that +is that these two here, with their faces covered, are the curate of +our village and the barber; and I suspect they have hit upon this plan +of carrying you off in this fashion, out of pure envy because your +worship surpasses them in doing famous deeds; and if this be the truth +it follows that you are not enchanted, but hoodwinked and made a +fool of. And to prove this I want to ask you one thing; and if you +answer me as I believe you will answer, you will be able to lay your +finger on the trick, and you will see that you are not enchanted but +gone wrong in your wits."</p> + +<p>"Ask what thou wilt, Sancho my son," returned Don Quixote, "for I +will satisfy thee and answer all thou requirest. As to what thou +sayest, that these who accompany us yonder are the curate and the +barber, our neighbours and acquaintances, it is very possible that +they may seem to be those same persons; but that they are so in +reality and in fact, believe it not on any account; what thou art to +believe and think is that, if they look like them, as thou sayest, +it must be that those who have enchanted me have taken this shape +and likeness; for it is easy for enchanters to take any form they +please, and they may have taken those of our friends in order to +make thee think as thou dost, and lead thee into a labyrinth of +fancies from which thou wilt find no escape though thou hadst the cord +of Theseus; and they may also have done it to make me uncertain in +my mind, and unable to conjecture whence this evil comes to me; for if +on the one hand thou dost tell me that the barber and curate of our +village are here in company with us, and on the other I find myself +shut up in a cage, and know in my heart that no power on earth that +was not supernatural would have been able to shut me in, what +wouldst thou have me say or think, but that my enchantment is of a +sort that transcends all I have ever read of in all the histories that +deal with knights-errant that have been enchanted? So thou mayest +set thy mind at rest as to the idea that they are what thou sayest, +for they are as much so as I am a Turk. But touching thy desire to ask +me something, say on, and I will answer thee, though thou shouldst ask +questions from this till to-morrow morning."</p> + +<p>"May Our Lady be good to me!" said Sancho, lifting up his voice; +"and is it possible that your worship is so thick of skull and so +short of brains that you cannot see that what I say is the simple +truth, and that malice has more to do with your imprisonment and +misfortune than enchantment? But as it is so, I will prove plainly +to you that you are not enchanted. Now tell me, so may God deliver you +from this affliction, and so may you find yourself when you least +expect it in the arms of my lady Dulcinea-"</p> + +<p>"Leave off conjuring me," said Don Quixote, "and ask what thou +wouldst know; I have already told thee I will answer with all possible +precision."</p> + +<p>"That is what I want," said Sancho; "and what I would know, and have +you tell me, without adding or leaving out anything, but telling the +whole truth as one expects it to be told, and as it is told, by all +who profess arms, as your worship professes them, under the title of +knights-errant-"</p> + +<p>"I tell thee I will not lie in any particular," said Don Quixote; +"finish thy question; for in truth thou weariest me with all these +asseverations, requirements, and precautions, Sancho."</p> + +<p>"Well, I rely on the goodness and truth of my master," said +Sancho; "and so, because it bears upon what we are talking about, I +would ask, speaking with all reverence, whether since your worship has +been shut up and, as you think, enchanted in this cage, you have +felt any desire or inclination to go anywhere, as the saying is?"</p> + +<p>"I do not understand 'going anywhere,'" said Don Quixote; "explain +thyself more clearly, Sancho, if thou wouldst have me give an answer +to the point."</p> + +<p>"Is it possible," said Sancho, "that your worship does not +understand 'going anywhere'? Why, the schoolboys know that from the +time they were babes. Well then, you must know I mean have you had any +desire to do what cannot be avoided?"</p> + +<p>"Ah! now I understand thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "yes, +often, and even this minute; get me out of this strait, or all will +not go right."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c48e"></a><img alt="c48e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c48e.jpg" height="653" width="461"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch49"></a>CHAPTER XLIX.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH +HIS MASTER DON QUIXOTE +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c49a"></a><img alt="c49a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c49a.jpg" height="434" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c49a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"Aha, I have caught you," said Sancho; "this is what in my heart and +soul I was longing to know. Come now, senor, can you deny what is +commonly said around us, when a person is out of humour, 'I don't know +what ails so-and-so, that he neither eats, nor drinks, nor sleeps, nor +gives a proper answer to any question; one would think he was +enchanted'? From which it is to be gathered that those who do not eat, +or drink, or sleep, or do any of the natural acts I am speaking +of--that such persons are enchanted; but not those that have the desire +your worship has, and drink when drink is given them, and eat when +there is anything to eat, and answer every question that is asked +them."</p> + +<p>"What thou sayest is true, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "but I have +already told thee there are many sorts of enchantments, and it may +be that in the course of time they have been changed one for +another, and that now it may be the way with enchanted people to do +all that I do, though they did not do so before; so it is vain to +argue or draw inferences against the usage of the time. I know and +feel that I am enchanted, and that is enough to ease my conscience; +for it would weigh heavily on it if I thought that I was not +enchanted, and that in a faint-hearted and cowardly way I allowed +myself to lie in this cage, defrauding multitudes of the succour I +might afford to those in need and distress, who at this very moment +may be in sore want of my aid and protection."</p> + +<p>"Still for all that," replied Sancho, "I say that, for your +greater and fuller satisfaction, it would be well if your worship were +to try to get out of this prison (and I promise to do all in my +power to help, and even to take you out of it), and see if you could +once more mount your good Rocinante, who seems to be enchanted too, he +is so melancholy and dejected; and then we might try our chance in +looking for adventures again; and if we have no luck there will be +time enough to go back to the cage; in which, on the faith of a good +and loyal squire, I promise to shut myself up along with your worship, +if so be you are so unfortunate, or I so stupid, as not to be able +to carry out my plan."</p> + +<p>"I am content to do as thou sayest, brother Sancho," said Don +Quixote, "and when thou seest an opportunity for effecting my +release I will obey thee absolutely; but thou wilt see, Sancho, how +mistaken thou art in thy conception of my misfortune."</p> + +<p>The knight-errant and the ill-errant squire kept up their +conversation till they reached the place where the curate, the +canon, and the barber, who had already dismounted, were waiting for +them. The carter at once unyoked the oxen and left them to roam at +large about the pleasant green spot, the freshness of which seemed +to invite, not enchanted people like Don Quixote, but wide-awake, +sensible folk like his squire, who begged the curate to allow his +master to leave the cage for a little; for if they did not let him +out, the prison might not be as clean as the propriety of such a +gentleman as his master required. The curate understood him, and +said he would very gladly comply with his request, only that he feared +his master, finding himself at liberty, would take to his old +courses and make off where nobody could ever find him again.</p> + +<p>"I will answer for his not running away," said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"And I also," said the canon, "especially if he gives me his word as +a knight not to leave us without our consent."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote, who was listening to all this, said, "I give +it;--moreover one who is enchanted as I am cannot do as he likes with +himself; for he who had enchanted him could prevent his moving from +one place for three ages, and if he attempted to escape would bring +him back flying."--And that being so, they might as well release +him, particularly as it would be to the advantage of all; for, if they +did not let him out, he protested he would be unable to avoid +offending their nostrils unless they kept their distance.</p> + +<p>The canon took his hand, tied together as they both were, and on his +word and promise they unbound him, and rejoiced beyond measure he +was to find himself out of the cage. The first thing he did was to +stretch himself all over, and then he went to where Rocinante was +standing and giving him a couple of slaps on the haunches said, "I +still trust in God and in his blessed mother, O flower and mirror of +steeds, that we shall soon see ourselves, both of us, as we wish to +be, thou with thy master on thy back, and I mounted upon thee, +following the calling for which God sent me into the world." And so +saying, accompanied by Sancho, he withdrew to a retired spot, from +which he came back much relieved and more eager than ever to put his +squire's scheme into execution.</p> + +<p>The canon gazed at him, wondering at the extraordinary nature of his +madness, and that in all his remarks and replies he should show such +excellent sense, and only lose his stirrups, as has been already said, +when the subject of chivalry was broached. And so, moved by +compassion, he said to him, as they all sat on the green grass +awaiting the arrival of the provisions:</p> + +<p>"Is it possible, gentle sir, that the nauseous and idle reading of +books of chivalry can have had such an effect on your worship as to +upset your reason so that you fancy yourself enchanted, and the +like, all as far from the truth as falsehood itself is? How can +there be any human understanding that can persuade itself there ever +was all that infinity of Amadises in the world, or all that +multitude of famous knights, all those emperors of Trebizond, all +those Felixmartes of Hircania, all those palfreys, and damsels-errant, +and serpents, and monsters, and giants, and marvellous adventures, and +enchantments of every kind, and battles, and prodigious encounters, +splendid costumes, love-sick princesses, squires made counts, droll +dwarfs, love letters, billings and cooings, swashbuckler women, and, +in a word, all that nonsense the books of chivalry contain? For +myself, I can only say that when I read them, so long as I do not stop +to think that they are all lies and frivolity, they give me a +certain amount of pleasure; but when I come to consider what they are, +I fling the very best of them at the wall, and would fling it into the +fire if there were one at hand, as richly deserving such punishment as +cheats and impostors out of the range of ordinary toleration, and as +founders of new sects and modes of life, and teachers that lead the +ignorant public to believe and accept as truth all the folly they +contain. And such is their audacity, they even dare to unsettle the +wits of gentlemen of birth and intelligence, as is shown plainly by +the way they have served your worship, when they have brought you to +such a pass that you have to be shut up in a cage and carried on an +ox-cart as one would carry a lion or a tiger from place to place to +make money by showing it. Come, Senor Don Quixote, have some +compassion for yourself, return to the bosom of common sense, and make +use of the liberal share of it that heaven has been pleased to +bestow upon you, employing your abundant gifts of mind in some other +reading that may serve to benefit your conscience and add to your +honour. And if, still led away by your natural bent, you desire to +read books of achievements and of chivalry, read the Book of Judges in +the Holy Scriptures, for there you will find grand reality, and +deeds as true as they are heroic. Lusitania had a Viriatus, Rome a +Caesar, Carthage a Hannibal, Greece an Alexander, Castile a Count +Fernan Gonzalez, Valencia a Cid, Andalusia a Gonzalo Fernandez, +Estremadura a Diego Garcia de Paredes, Jerez a Garci Perez de +Vargas, Toledo a Garcilaso, Seville a Don Manuel de Leon, to read of +whose valiant deeds will entertain and instruct the loftiest minds and +fill them with delight and wonder. Here, Senor Don Quixote, will be +reading worthy of your sound understanding; from which you will rise +learned in history, in love with virtue, strengthened in goodness, +improved in manners, brave without rashness, prudent without +cowardice; and all to the honour of God, your own advantage and the +glory of La Mancha, whence, I am informed, your worship derives your +birth."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote listened with the greatest attention to the canon's +words, and when he found he had finished, after regarding him for some +time, he replied to him:</p> + +<p>"It appears to me, gentle sir, that your worship's discourse is +intended to persuade me that there never were any knights-errant in +the world, and that all the books of chivalry are false, lying, +mischievous and useless to the State, and that I have done wrong in +reading them, and worse in believing them, and still worse in +imitating them, when I undertook to follow the arduous calling of +knight-errantry which they set forth; for you deny that there ever +were Amadises of Gaul or of Greece, or any other of the knights of +whom the books are full."</p> + +<p>"It is all exactly as you state it," said the canon; to which Don +Quixote returned, "You also went on to say that books of this kind had +done me much harm, inasmuch as they had upset my senses, and shut me +up in a cage, and that it would be better for me to reform and +change my studies, and read other truer books which would afford +more pleasure and instruction."</p> + +<p>"Just so," said the canon.</p> + +<p>"Well then," returned Don Quixote, "to my mind it is you who are the +one that is out of his wits and enchanted, as you have ventured to +utter such blasphemies against a thing so universally acknowledged and +accepted as true that whoever denies it, as you do, deserves the +same punishment which you say you inflict on the books that irritate +you when you read them. For to try to persuade anybody that Amadis, +and all the other knights-adventurers with whom the books are +filled, never existed, would be like trying to persuade him that the +sun does not yield light, or ice cold, or earth nourishment. What +wit in the world can persuade another that the story of the Princess +Floripes and Guy of Burgundy is not true, or that of Fierabras and the +bridge of Mantible, which happened in the time of Charlemagne? For +by all that is good it is as true as that it is daylight now; and if +it be a lie, it must be a lie too that there was a Hector, or +Achilles, or Trojan war, or Twelve Peers of France, or Arthur of +England, who still lives changed into a raven, and is unceasingly +looked for in his kingdom. One might just as well try to make out that +the history of Guarino Mezquino, or of the quest of the Holy Grail, is +false, or that the loves of Tristram and the Queen Yseult are +apocryphal, as well as those of Guinevere and Lancelot, when there are +persons who can almost remember having seen the Dame Quintanona, who +was the best cupbearer in Great Britain. And so true is this, that I +recollect a grandmother of mine on the father's side, whenever she saw +any dame in a venerable hood, used to say to me, 'Grandson, that one +is like Dame Quintanona,' from which I conclude that she must have +known her, or at least had managed to see some portrait of her. Then +who can deny that the story of Pierres and the fair Magalona is +true, when even to this day may be seen in the king's armoury the +pin with which the valiant Pierres guided the wooden horse he rode +through the air, and it is a trifle bigger than the pole of a cart? +And alongside of the pin is Babieca's saddle, and at Roncesvalles +there is Roland's horn, as large as a large beam; whence we may +infer that there were Twelve Peers, and a Pierres, and a Cid, and +other knights like them, of the sort people commonly call adventurers. +Or perhaps I shall be told, too, that there was no such +knight-errant as the valiant Lusitanian Juan de Merlo, who went to +Burgundy and in the city of Arras fought with the famous lord of +Charny, Mosen Pierres by name, and afterwards in the city of Basle +with Mosen Enrique de Remesten, coming out of both encounters +covered with fame and honour; or adventures and challenges achieved +and delivered, also in Burgundy, by the valiant Spaniards Pedro +Barba and Gutierre Quixada (of whose family I come in the direct +male line), when they vanquished the sons of the Count of San Polo. +I shall be told, too, that Don Fernando de Guevara did not go in quest +of adventures to Germany, where he engaged in combat with Micer +George, a knight of the house of the Duke of Austria. I shall be +told that the jousts of Suero de Quinones, him of the 'Paso,' and +the emprise of Mosen Luis de Falces against the Castilian knight, +Don Gonzalo de Guzman, were mere mockeries; as well as many other +achievements of Christian knights of these and foreign realms, which +are so authentic and true, that, I repeat, he who denies them must +be totally wanting in reason and good sense."</p> + +<p>The canon was amazed to hear the medley of truth and fiction Don +Quixote uttered, and to see how well acquainted he was with everything +relating or belonging to the achievements of his knight-errantry; so +he said in reply:</p> + +<p>"I cannot deny, Senor Don Quixote, that there is some truth in +what you say, especially as regards the Spanish knights-errant; and +I am willing to grant too that the Twelve Peers of France existed, but +I am not disposed to believe that they did all the things that the +Archbishop Turpin relates of them. For the truth of the matter is they +were knights chosen by the kings of France, and called 'Peers' because +they were all equal in worth, rank and prowess (at least if they +were not they ought to have been), and it was a kind of religious +order like those of Santiago and Calatrava in the present day, in +which it is assumed that those who take it are valiant knights of +distinction and good birth; and just as we say now a Knight of St. +John, or of Alcantara, they used to say then a Knight of the Twelve +Peers, because twelve equals were chosen for that military order. That +there was a Cid, as well as a Bernardo del Carpio, there can be no +doubt; but that they did the deeds people say they did, I hold to be +very doubtful. In that other matter of the pin of Count Pierres that +you speak of, and say is near Babieca's saddle in the Armoury, I +confess my sin; for I am either so stupid or so short-sighted, that, +though I have seen the saddle, I have never been able to see the +pin, in spite of it being as big as your worship says it is."</p> + +<p>"For all that it is there, without any manner of doubt," said Don +Quixote; "and more by token they say it is inclosed in a sheath of +cowhide to keep it from rusting."</p> + +<p>"All that may be," replied the canon; "but, by the orders I have +received, I do not remember seeing it. However, granting it is +there, that is no reason why I am bound to believe the stories of +all those Amadises and of all that multitude of knights they tell us +about, nor is it reasonable that a man like your worship, so worthy, +and with so many good qualities, and endowed with such a good +understanding, should allow himself to be persuaded that such wild +crazy things as are written in those absurd books of chivalry are +really true."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c49e"></a><img alt="c49e.jpg (22K)" src="images/c49e.jpg" height="513" width="389"> +</center> + + +<br> +<br> + + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p15.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p17.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p17.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p17.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5a9651d --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p17.htm @@ -0,0 +1,415 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 17.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p16.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p18.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 17. +<br><br> +Chapter 50 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Full Size" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch50">CHAPTER L</a> +OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY WHICH DON QUIXOTE +AND THE CANON HELD, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch50"></a>CHAPTER L.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY WHICH DON QUIXOTE AND THE CANON HELD, +TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c50a"></a><img alt="c50a.jpg (160K)" src="images/c50a.jpg" height="427" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c50a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"A good joke, that!" returned Don Quixote. "Books that have been +printed with the king's licence, and with the approbation of those +to whom they have been submitted, and read with universal delight, and +extolled by great and small, rich and poor, learned and ignorant, +gentle and simple, in a word by people of every sort, of whatever rank +or condition they may be—that these should be lies! And above all +when they carry such an appearance of truth with them; for they tell +us the father, mother, country, kindred, age, place, and the +achievements, step by step, and day by day, performed by such a knight +or knights! Hush, sir; utter not such blasphemy; trust me I am +advising you now to act as a sensible man should; only read them, +and you will see the pleasure you will derive from them. For, come, +tell me, can there be anything more delightful than to see, as it +were, here now displayed before us a vast lake of bubbling pitch +with a host of snakes and serpents and lizards, and ferocious and +terrible creatures of all sorts swimming about in it, while from the +middle of the lake there comes a plaintive voice saying: 'Knight, +whosoever thou art who beholdest this dread lake, if thou wouldst +win the prize that lies hidden beneath these dusky waves, prove the +valour of thy stout heart and cast thyself into the midst of its +dark burning waters, else thou shalt not be worthy to see the mighty +wonders contained in the seven castles of the seven Fays that lie +beneath this black expanse;' and then the knight, almost ere the awful +voice has ceased, without stopping to consider, without pausing to +reflect upon the danger to which he is exposing himself, without +even relieving himself of the weight of his massive armour, commending +himself to God and to his lady, plunges into the midst of the +boiling lake, and when he little looks for it, or knows what his +fate is to be, he finds himself among flowery meadows, with which +the Elysian fields are not to be compared.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c50b"></a><img alt="c50b.jpg (344K)" src="images/c50b.jpg" height="827" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c50b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"The sky seems more +transparent there, and the sun shines with a strange brilliancy, and a +delightful grove of green leafy trees presents itself to the eyes +and charms the sight with its verdure, while the ear is soothed by the +sweet untutored melody of the countless birds of gay plumage that flit +to and fro among the interlacing branches. Here he sees a brook +whose limpid waters, like liquid crystal, ripple over fine sands and +white pebbles that look like sifted gold and purest pearls. There he +perceives a cunningly wrought fountain of many-coloured jasper and +polished marble; here another of rustic fashion where the little +mussel-shells and the spiral white and yellow mansions of the snail +disposed in studious disorder, mingled with fragments of glittering +crystal and mock emeralds, make up a work of varied aspect, where art, +imitating nature, seems to have outdone it.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c50c"></a><img alt="c50c.jpg (334K)" src="images/c50c.jpg" height="830" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c50c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>"Suddenly there is +presented to his sight a strong castle or gorgeous palace with walls +of massy gold, turrets of diamond and gates of jacinth; in short, so +marvellous is its structure that though the materials of which it is +built are nothing less than diamonds, carbuncles, rubies, pearls, +gold, and emeralds, the workmanship is still more rare. And after +having seen all this, what can be more charming than to see how a bevy +of damsels comes forth from the gate of the castle in gay and gorgeous +attire, such that, were I to set myself now to depict it as the +histories describe it to us, I should never have done; and then how +she who seems to be the first among them all takes the bold knight who +plunged into the boiling lake by the hand, and without addressing a +word to him leads him into the rich palace or castle, and strips him +as naked as when his mother bore him, and bathes him in lukewarm +water, and anoints him all over with sweet-smelling unguents, and +clothes him in a shirt of the softest sendal, all scented and +perfumed, while another damsel comes and throws over his shoulders a +mantle which is said to be worth at the very least a city, and even +more? How charming it is, then, when they tell us how, after all this, +they lead him to another chamber where he finds the tables set out +in such style that he is filled with amazement and wonder; to see +how they pour out water for his hands distilled from amber and +sweet-scented flowers; how they seat him on an ivory chair; to see how +the damsels wait on him all in profound silence; how they bring him +such a variety of dainties so temptingly prepared that the appetite is +at a loss which to select; to hear the music that resounds while he is +at table, by whom or whence produced he knows not. And then when the +repast is over and the tables removed, for the knight to recline in +the chair, picking his teeth perhaps as usual, and a damsel, much +lovelier than any of the others, to enter unexpectedly by the +chamber door, and herself by his side, and begin to tell him what +the castle is, and how she is held enchanted there, and other things +that amaze the knight and astonish the readers who are perusing his +history.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c50d"></a><img alt="c50d.jpg (433K)" src="images/c50d.jpg" height="825" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c50d.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"But I will not expatiate any further upon this, as it may +be gathered from it that whatever part of whatever history of a +knight-errant one reads, it will fill the reader, whoever he be, +with delight and wonder; and take my advice, sir, and, as I said +before, read these books and you will see how they will banish any +melancholy you may feel and raise your spirits should they be +depressed. For myself I can say that since I have been a knight-errant +I have become valiant, polite, generous, well-bred, magnanimous, +courteous, dauntless, gentle, patient, and have learned to bear +hardships, imprisonments, and enchantments; and though it be such a +short time since I have seen myself shut up in a cage like a madman, I +hope by the might of my arm, if heaven aid me and fortune thwart me +not, to see myself king of some kingdom where I may be able to show +the gratitude and generosity that dwell in my heart; for by my +faith, senor, the poor man is incapacitated from showing the virtue of +generosity to anyone, though he may possess it in the highest +degree; and gratitude that consists of disposition only is a dead +thing, just as faith without works is dead. For this reason I should +be glad were fortune soon to offer me some opportunity of making +myself an emperor, so as to show my heart in doing good to my friends, +particularly to this poor Sancho Panza, my squire, who is the best +fellow in the world; and I would gladly give him a county I have +promised him this ever so long, only that I am afraid he has not the +capacity to govern his realm."</p> + +<p>Sancho partly heard these last words of his master, and said to him, +"Strive hard you, Senor Don Quixote, to give me that county so often +promised by you and so long looked for by me, for I promise you +there will be no want of capacity in me to govern it; and even if +there is, I have heard say there are men in the world who farm +seigniories, paying so much a year, and they themselves taking +charge of the government, while the lord, with his legs stretched out, +enjoys the revenue they pay him, without troubling himself about +anything else. That's what I'll do, and not stand haggling over +trifles, but wash my hands at once of the whole business, and enjoy my +rents like a duke, and let things go their own way."</p> + +<p>"That, brother Sancho," said the canon, "only holds good as far as +the enjoyment of the revenue goes; but the lord of the seigniory +must attend to the administration of justice, and here capacity and +sound judgment come in, and above all a firm determination to find out +the truth; for if this be wanting in the beginning, the middle and the +end will always go wrong; and God as commonly aids the honest +intentions of the simple as he frustrates the evil designs of the +crafty."</p> + +<p>"I don't understand those philosophies," returned Sancho Panza; "all +I know is I would I had the county as soon as I shall know how to +govern it; for I have as much soul as another, and as much body as +anyone, and I shall be as much king of my realm as any other of his; +and being so I should do as I liked, and doing as I liked I should +please myself, and pleasing myself I should be content, and when one +is content he has nothing more to desire, and when one has nothing +more to desire there is an end of it; so let the county come, and +God he with you, and let us see one another, as one blind man said +to the other."</p> + +<p>"That is not bad philosophy thou art talking, Sancho," said the +canon; "but for all that there is a good deal to be said on this +matter of counties."</p> + +<p>To which Don Quixote returned, "I know not what more there is to +be said; I only guide myself by the example set me by the great Amadis +of Gaul, when he made his squire count of the Insula Firme; and so, +without any scruples of conscience, I can make a count of Sancho +Panza, for he is one of the best squires that ever knight-errant had."</p> + +<p>The canon was astonished at the methodical nonsense (if nonsense +be capable of method) that Don Quixote uttered, at the way in which he +had described the adventure of the knight of the lake, at the +impression that the deliberate lies of the books he read had made upon +him, and lastly he marvelled at the simplicity of Sancho, who +desired so eagerly to obtain the county his master had promised him.</p> + +<p>By this time the canon's servants, who had gone to the inn to +fetch the sumpter mule, had returned, and making a carpet and the +green grass of the meadow serve as a table, they seated themselves +in the shade of some trees and made their repast there, that the +carter might not be deprived of the advantage of the spot, as has been +already said. As they were eating they suddenly heard a loud noise and +the sound of a bell that seemed to come from among some brambles and +thick bushes that were close by, and the same instant they observed +a beautiful goat, spotted all over black, white, and brown, spring out +of the thicket with a goatherd after it, calling to it and uttering +the usual cries to make it stop or turn back to the fold. The fugitive +goat, scared and frightened, ran towards the company as if seeking +their protection and then stood still, and the goatherd coming up +seized it by the horns and began to talk to it as if it were possessed +of reason and understanding: "Ah wanderer, wanderer, Spotty, Spotty; +how have you gone limping all this time? What wolves have frightened +you, my daughter? Won't you tell me what is the matter, my beauty? But +what else can it be except that you are a she, and cannot keep +quiet? A plague on your humours and the humours of those you take +after! Come back, come back, my darling; and if you will not be so +happy, at any rate you will be safe in the fold or with your +companions; for if you who ought to keep and lead them, go wandering +astray, what will become of them?"</p> + +<p>The goatherd's talk amused all who heard it, but especially the +canon, who said to him, "As you live, brother, take it easy, and be +not in such a hurry to drive this goat back to the fold; for, being +a female, as you say, she will follow her natural instinct in spite of +all you can do to prevent it. Take this morsel and drink a sup, and +that will soothe your irritation, and in the meantime the goat will +rest herself," and so saying, he handed him the loins of a cold rabbit +on a fork.</p> + +<p>The goatherd took it with thanks, and drank and calmed himself, +and then said, "I should be sorry if your worships were to take me for +a simpleton for having spoken so seriously as I did to this animal; +but the truth is there is a certain mystery in the words I used. I +am a clown, but not so much of one but that I know how to behave to +men and to beasts."</p> + +<p>"That I can well believe," said the curate, "for I know already by +experience that the woods breed men of learning, and shepherds' +harbour philosophers."</p> + +<p>"At all events, senor," returned the goatherd, "they shelter men +of experience; and that you may see the truth of this and grasp it, +though I may seem to put myself forward without being asked, I will, +if it will not tire you, gentlemen, and you will give me your +attention for a little, tell you a true story which will confirm +this gentleman's word (and he pointed to the curate) as well as my +own."</p> + +<p>To this Don Quixote replied, "Seeing that this affair has a +certain colour of chivalry about it, I for my part, brother, will hear +you most gladly, and so will all these gentlemen, from the high +intelligence they possess and their love of curious novelties that +interest, charm, and entertain the mind, as I feel quite sure your +story will do. So begin, friend, for we are all prepared to listen."</p> + +<p>"I draw my stakes," said Sancho, "and will retreat with this pasty +to the brook there, where I mean to victual myself for three days; for +I have heard my lord, Don Quixote, say that a knight-errant's squire +should eat until he can hold no more, whenever he has the chance, +because it often happens them to get by accident into a wood so +thick that they cannot find a way out of it for six days; and if the +man is not well filled or his alforjas well stored, there he may stay, +as very often he does, turned into a dried mummy."</p> + +<p>"Thou art in the right of it, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "go where +thou wilt and eat all thou canst, for I have had enough, and only want +to give my mind its refreshment, as I shall by listening to this +good fellow's story."</p> + +<p>"It is what we shall all do," said the canon; and then begged the +goatherd to begin the promised tale.</p> + +<p>The goatherd gave the goat which he held by the horns a couple of +slaps on the back, saying, "Lie down here beside me, Spotty, for we +have time enough to return to our fold." The goat seemed to understand +him, for as her master seated himself, she stretched herself quietly +beside him and looked up in his face to show him she was all attention +to what he was going to say, and then in these words he began his +story.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c50e"></a><img alt="c50e.jpg (27K)" src="images/c50e.jpg" height="381" width="423"> +</center> + + +<br> +<br> + + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p16.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p18.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p18.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p18.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..05849d2 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p18.htm @@ -0,0 +1,870 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 18.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p17.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 18. +<br><br> +Chapters 51-52 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch51">CHAPTER LI</a> +WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE WHO +WERE CARRYING OFF DON QUIXOTE + +<a href="#ch52">CHAPTER LII</a> +OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, +TOGETHER WITH THE RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, +WHICH WITH AN EXPENDITURE OF SWEAT HE BROUGHT TO +A HAPPY CONCLUSION + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + + + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch51"></a>CHAPTER LI.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE WHO WERE CARRYING +OFF DON QUIXOTE +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c51a"></a><img alt="c51a.jpg (115K)" src="images/c51a.jpg" height="423" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c51a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Three leagues from this valley there is a village which, though +small, is one of the richest in all this neighbourhood, and in it +there lived a farmer, a very worthy man, and so much respected that, +although to be so is the natural consequence of being rich, he was +even more respected for his virtue than for the wealth he had +acquired. But what made him still more fortunate, as he said +himself, was having a daughter of such exceeding beauty, rare +intelligence, gracefulness, and virtue, that everyone who knew her and +beheld her marvelled at the extraordinary gifts with which heaven +and nature had endowed her. As a child she was beautiful, she +continued to grow in beauty, and at the age of sixteen she was most +lovely. The fame of her beauty began to spread abroad through all +the villages around—but why do I say the villages around, merely, +when it spread to distant cities, and even made its way into the halls +of royalty and reached the ears of people of every class, who came +from all sides to see her as if to see something rare and curious, +or some wonder-working image?</p> + +<p>Her father watched over her and she watched over herself; for +there are no locks, or guards, or bolts that can protect a young +girl better than her own modesty. The wealth of the father and the +beauty of the daughter led many neighbours as well as strangers to +seek her for a wife; but he, as one might well be who had the disposal +of so rich a jewel, was perplexed and unable to make up his mind to +which of her countless suitors he should entrust her. I was one +among the many who felt a desire so natural, and, as her father knew +who I was, and I was of the same town, of pure blood, in the bloom +of life, and very rich in possessions, I had great hopes of success. +There was another of the same place and qualifications who also sought +her, and this made her father's choice hang in the balance, for he +felt that on either of us his daughter would be well bestowed; so to +escape from this state of perplexity he resolved to refer the matter +to Leandra (for that is the name of the rich damsel who has reduced me +to misery), reflecting that as we were both equal it would be best +to leave it to his dear daughter to choose according to her +inclination—a course that is worthy of imitation by all fathers who +wish to settle their children in life. I do not mean that they ought +to leave them to make a choice of what is contemptible and bad, but +that they should place before them what is good and then allow them to +make a good choice as they please. I do not know which Leandra +chose; I only know her father put us both off with the tender age of +his daughter and vague words that neither bound him nor dismissed +us. My rival is called Anselmo and I myself Eugenio—that you may know +the names of the personages that figure in this tragedy, the end of +which is still in suspense, though it is plain to see it must be +disastrous.</p> + +<p>About this time there arrived in our town one Vicente de la Roca, +the son of a poor peasant of the same town, the said Vicente having +returned from service as a soldier in Italy and divers other parts. +A captain who chanced to pass that way with his company had carried +him off from our village when he was a boy of about twelve years, +and now twelve years later the young man came back in a soldier's +uniform, arrayed in a thousand colours, and all over glass trinkets +and fine steel chains. To-day he would appear in one gay dress, +to-morrow in another; but all flimsy and gaudy, of little substance +and less worth. The peasant folk, who are naturally malicious, and +when they have nothing to do can be malice itself, remarked all +this, and took note of his finery and jewellery, piece by piece, and +discovered that he had three suits of different colours, with +garters and stockings to match; but he made so many arrangements and +combinations out of them, that if they had not counted them, anyone +would have sworn that he had made a display of more than ten suits +of clothes and twenty plumes. Do not look upon all this that I am +telling you about the clothes as uncalled for or spun out, for they +have a great deal to do with the story. He used to seat himself on a +bench under the great poplar in our plaza, and there he would keep +us all hanging open-mouthed on the stories he told us of his exploits. +There was no country on the face of the globe he had not seen, nor +battle he had not been engaged in; he had killed more Moors than there +are in Morocco and Tunis, and fought more single combats, according to +his own account, than Garcilaso, Diego Garcia de Paredes and a +thousand others he named, and out of all he had come victorious +without losing a drop of blood. On the other hand he showed marks of +wounds, which, though they could not be made out, he said were gunshot +wounds received in divers encounters and actions. Lastly, with +monstrous impudence he used to say "you" to his equals and even +those who knew what he was, and declare that his arm was his father +and his deeds his pedigree, and that being a soldier he was as good as +the king himself. And to add to these swaggering ways he was a +trifle of a musician, and played the guitar with such a flourish +that some said he made it speak; nor did his accomplishments end here, +for he was something of a poet too, and on every trifle that +happened in the town he made a ballad a league long.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c51b"></a><img alt="c51b.jpg (372K)" src="images/c51b.jpg" height="827" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c51b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>This soldier, then, that I have described, this Vicente de la +Roca, this bravo, gallant, musician, poet, was often seen and +watched by Leandra from a window of her house which looked out on +the plaza. The glitter of his showy attire took her fancy, his ballads +bewitched her (for he gave away twenty copies of every one he made), +the tales of his exploits which he told about himself came to her +ears; and in short, as the devil no doubt had arranged it, she fell in +love with him before the presumption of making love to her had +suggested itself to him; and as in love-affairs none are more easily +brought to an issue than those which have the inclination of the +lady for an ally, Leandra and Vicente came to an understanding without +any difficulty; and before any of her numerous suitors had any +suspicion of her design, she had already carried it into effect, +having left the house of her dearly beloved father (for mother she had +none), and disappeared from the village with the soldier, who came +more triumphantly out of this enterprise than out of any of the +large number he laid claim to. All the village and all who heard of it +were amazed at the affair; I was aghast, Anselmo thunderstruck, her +father full of grief, her relations indignant, the authorities all +in a ferment, the officers of the Brotherhood in arms. They scoured +the roads, they searched the woods and all quarters, and at the end of +three days they found the flighty Leandra in a mountain cave, stript +to her shift, and robbed of all the money and precious jewels she +had carried away from home with her.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c51c"></a><img alt="c51c.jpg (275K)" src="images/c51c.jpg" height="826" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c51c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>They brought her back to her +unhappy father, and questioned her as to her misfortune, and she +confessed without pressure that Vicente de la Roca had deceived her, +and under promise of marrying her had induced her to leave her +father's house, as he meant to take her to the richest and most +delightful city in the whole world, which was Naples; and that she, +ill-advised and deluded, had believed him, and robbed her father, +and handed over all to him the night she disappeared; and that he +had carried her away to a rugged mountain and shut her up in the +eave where they had found her. She said, moreover, that the soldier, +without robbing her of her honour, had taken from her everything she +had, and made off, leaving her in the cave, a thing that still further +surprised everybody. It was not easy for us to credit the young +man's continence, but she asserted it with such earnestness that it +helped to console her distressed father, who thought nothing of what +had been taken since the jewel that once lost can never be recovered +had been left to his daughter. The same day that Leandra made her +appearance her father removed her from our sight and took her away +to shut her up in a convent in a town near this, in the hope that time +may wear away some of the disgrace she has incurred. Leandra's youth +furnished an excuse for her fault, at least with those to whom it +was of no consequence whether she was good or bad; but those who +knew her shrewdness and intelligence did not attribute her +misdemeanour to ignorance but to wantonness and the natural +disposition of women, which is for the most part flighty and +ill-regulated.</p> + +<p>Leandra withdrawn from sight, Anselmo's eyes grew blind, or at any +rate found nothing to look at that gave them any pleasure, and mine +were in darkness without a ray of light to direct them to anything +enjoyable while Leandra was away. Our melancholy grew greater, our +patience grew less; we cursed the soldier's finery and railed at the +carelessness of Leandra's father. At last Anselmo and I agreed to +leave the village and come to this valley; and, he feeding a great +flock of sheep of his own, and I a large herd of goats of mine, we +pass our life among the trees, giving vent to our sorrows, together +singing the fair Leandra's praises, or upbraiding her, or else sighing +alone, and to heaven pouring forth our complaints in solitude. +Following our example, many more of Leandra's lovers have come to +these rude mountains and adopted our mode of life, and they are so +numerous that one would fancy the place had been turned into the +pastoral Arcadia, so full is it of shepherds and sheep-folds; nor is +there a spot in it where the name of the fair Leandra is not heard. +Here one curses her and calls her capricious, fickle, and immodest, +there another condemns her as frail and frivolous; this pardons and +absolves her, that spurns and reviles her; one extols her beauty, +another assails her character, and in short all abuse her, and all +adore her, and to such a pitch has this general infatuation gone +that there are some who complain of her scorn without ever having +exchanged a word with her, and even some that bewail and mourn the +raging fever of jealousy, for which she never gave anyone cause, +for, as I have already said, her misconduct was known before her +passion. There is no nook among the rocks, no brookside, no shade +beneath the trees that is not haunted by some shepherd telling his +woes to the breezes; wherever there is an echo it repeats the name +of Leandra; the mountains ring with "Leandra," "Leandra" murmur the +brooks, and Leandra keeps us all bewildered and bewitched, hoping +without hope and fearing without knowing what we fear. Of all this +silly set the one that shows the least and also the most sense is my +rival Anselmo, for having so many other things to complain of, he only +complains of separation, and to the accompaniment of a rebeck, which +he plays admirably, he sings his complaints in verses that show his +ingenuity. I follow another, easier, and to my mind wiser course, +and that is to rail at the frivolity of women, at their inconstancy, +their double dealing, their broken promises, their unkept pledges, and +in short the want of reflection they show in fixing their affections +and inclinations. This, sirs, was the reason of words and +expressions I made use of to this goat when I came up just now; for as +she is a female I have a contempt for her, though she is the best in +all my fold. This is the story I promised to tell you, and if I have +been tedious in telling it, I will not be slow to serve you; my hut is +close by, and I have fresh milk and dainty cheese there, as well as +a variety of toothsome fruit, no less pleasing to the eye than to +the palate.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c51e"><img alt="c51e.jpg (14K)" src="images/c51e.jpg" height="377" width="315">"></a> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch52"></a>CHAPTER LII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER WITH +THE RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN EXPENDITURE OF +SWEAT HE BROUGHT TO A HAPPY CONCLUSION +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c52a"></a><img alt="c52a.jpg (40K)" src="images/c52a.jpg" height="130" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c52a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The goatherd's tale gave great satisfaction to all the hearers, +and the canon especially enjoyed it, for he had remarked with +particular attention the manner in which it had been told, which was +as unlike the manner of a clownish goatherd as it was like that of a +polished city wit; and he observed that the curate had been quite +right in saying that the woods bred men of learning. They all +offered their services to Eugenio but he who showed himself most +liberal in this way was Don Quixote, who said to him, "Most assuredly, +brother goatherd, if I found myself in a position to attempt any +adventure, I would, this very instant, set out on your behalf, and +would rescue Leandra from that convent (where no doubt she is kept +against her will), in spite of the abbess and all who might try to +prevent me, and would place her in your hands to deal with her +according to your will and pleasure, observing, however, the laws of +chivalry which lay down that no violence of any kind is to be +offered to any damsel. But I trust in God our Lord that the might of +one malignant enchanter may not prove so great but that the power of +another better disposed may prove superior to it, and then I promise +you my support and assistance, as I am bound to do by my profession, +which is none other than to give aid to the weak and needy."</p> + +<p>The goatherd eyed him, and noticing Don Quixote's sorry appearance +and looks, he was filled with wonder, and asked the barber, who was +next him, "Senor, who is this man who makes such a figure and talks in +such a strain?"</p> + +<p>"Who should it be," said the barber, "but the famous Don Quixote +of La Mancha, the undoer of injustice, the righter of wrongs, the +protector of damsels, the terror of giants, and the winner of +battles?"</p> + +<p>"That," said the goatherd, "sounds like what one reads in the +books of the knights-errant, who did all that you say this man does; +though it is my belief that either you are joking, or else this +gentleman has empty lodgings in his head."</p> + +<p>"You are a great scoundrel," said Don Quixote, "and it is you who +are empty and a fool. I am fuller than ever was the whoreson bitch +that bore you;" and passing from words to deeds, he caught up a loaf +that was near him and sent it full in the goatherd's face, with such +force that he flattened his nose; but the goatherd, who did not +understand jokes, and found himself roughly handled in such good +earnest, paying no respect to carpet, tablecloth, or diners, sprang +upon Don Quixote, and seizing him by the throat with both hands +would no doubt have throttled him, had not Sancho Panza that instant +come to the rescue, and grasping him by the shoulders flung him down +on the table, smashing plates, breaking glasses, and upsetting and +scattering everything on it. Don Quixote, finding himself free, strove +to get on top of the goatherd, who, with his face covered with +blood, and soundly kicked by Sancho, was on all fours feeling about +for one of the table-knives to take a bloody revenge with. The canon +and the curate, however, prevented him, but the barber so contrived it +that he got Don Quixote under him, and rained down upon him such a +shower of fisticuffs that the poor knight's face streamed with blood +as freely as his own. The canon and the curate were bursting with +laughter, the officers were capering with delight, and both the one +and the other hissed them on as they do dogs that are worrying one +another in a fight. Sancho alone was frantic, for he could not free +himself from the grasp of one of the canon's servants, who kept him +from going to his master's assistance.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c52b"></a><img alt="c52b.jpg (348K)" src="images/c52b.jpg" height="510" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c52b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>At last, while they were all, with the exception of the two bruisers +who were mauling each other, in high glee and enjoyment, they heard +a trumpet sound a note so doleful that it made them all look in the +direction whence the sound seemed to come. But the one that was most +excited by hearing it was Don Quixote, who though sorely against his +will he was under the goatherd, and something more than pretty well +pummelled, said to him, "Brother devil (for it is impossible but +that thou must be one since thou hast had might and strength enough to +overcome mine), I ask thee to agree to a truce for but one hour for +the solemn note of yonder trumpet that falls on our ears seems to me +to summon me to some new adventure." The goatherd, who was by this +time tired of pummelling and being pummelled, released him at once, +and Don Quixote rising to his feet and turning his eyes to the quarter +where the sound had been heard, suddenly saw coming down the slope +of a hill several men clad in white like penitents.</p> + +<p>The fact was that the clouds had that year withheld their moisture +from the earth, and in all the villages of the district they were +organising processions, rogations, and penances, imploring God to open +the hands of his mercy and send the rain; and to this end the people +of a village that was hard by were going in procession to a holy +hermitage there was on one side of that valley. Don Quixote when he +saw the strange garb of the penitents, without reflecting how often he +had seen it before, took it into his head that this was a case of +adventure, and that it fell to him alone as a knight-errant to +engage in it; and he was all the more confirmed in this notion, by the +idea that an image draped in black they had with them was some +illustrious lady that these villains and discourteous thieves were +carrying off by force. As soon as this occurred to him he ran with all +speed to Rocinante who was grazing at large, and taking the bridle and +the buckler from the saddle-bow, he had him bridled in an instant, and +calling to Sancho for his sword he mounted Rocinante, braced his +buckler on his arm, and in a loud voice exclaimed to those who stood +by, "Now, noble company, ye shall see how important it is that there +should be knights in the world professing the of knight-errantry; now, +I say, ye shall see, by the deliverance of that worthy lady who is +borne captive there, whether knights-errant deserve to be held in +estimation," and so saying he brought his legs to bear on +Rocinante—for he had no spurs—and at a full canter (for in all this veracious +history we never read of Rocinante fairly galloping) set off to +encounter the penitents, though the curate, the canon, and the +barber ran to prevent him. But it was out of their power, nor did he +even stop for the shouts of Sancho calling after him, "Where are you +going, Senor Don Quixote? What devils have possessed you to set you on +against our Catholic faith? Plague take me! mind, that is a procession +of penitents, and the lady they are carrying on that stand there is +the blessed image of the immaculate Virgin. Take care what you are +doing, senor, for this time it may be safely said you don't know +what you are about." Sancho laboured in vain, for his master was so +bent on coming to quarters with these sheeted figures and releasing +the lady in black that he did not hear a word; and even had he +heard, he would not have turned back if the king had ordered him. He +came up with the procession and reined in Rocinante, who was already +anxious enough to slacken speed a little, and in a hoarse, excited +voice he exclaimed, "You who hide your faces, perhaps because you +are not good subjects, pay attention and listen to what I am about +to say to you." The first to halt were those who were carrying the +image, and one of the four ecclesiastics who were chanting the Litany, +struck by the strange figure of Don Quixote, the leanness of +Rocinante, and the other ludicrous peculiarities he observed, said +in reply to him, "Brother, if you have anything to say to us say it +quickly, for these brethren are whipping themselves, and we cannot +stop, nor is it reasonable we should stop to hear anything, unless +indeed it is short enough to be said in two words."</p> + +<p>"I will say it in one," replied Don Quixote, "and it is this; that +at once, this very instant, ye release that fair lady whose tears +and sad aspect show plainly that ye are carrying her off against her +will, and that ye have committed some scandalous outrage against +her; and I, who was born into the world to redress all such like +wrongs, will not permit you to advance another step until you have +restored to her the liberty she pines for and deserves."</p> + +<p>From these words all the hearers concluded that he must be a madman, +and began to laugh heartily, and their laughter acted like gunpowder +on Don Quixote's fury, for drawing his sword without another word he +made a rush at the stand. One of those who supported it, leaving the +burden to his comrades, advanced to meet him, flourishing a forked +stick that he had for propping up the stand when resting, and with +this he caught a mighty cut Don Quixote made at him that severed it in +two; but with the portion that remained in his hand he dealt such a +thwack on the shoulder of Don Quixote's sword arm (which the buckler +could not protect against the clownish assault) that poor Don +Quixote came to the ground in a sad plight.</p> + +<p>Sancho Panza, who was coming on close behind puffing and blowing, +seeing him fall, cried out to his assailant not to strike him again, +for he was poor enchanted knight, who had never harmed anyone all +the days of his life; but what checked the clown was, not Sancho's +shouting, but seeing that Don Quixote did not stir hand or foot; and +so, fancying he had killed him, he hastily hitched up his tunic +under his girdle and took to his heels across the country like a deer.</p> + +<p>By this time all Don Quixote's companions had come up to where he +lay; but the processionists seeing them come running, and with them +the officers of the Brotherhood with their crossbows, apprehended +mischief, and clustering round the image, raised their hoods, and +grasped their scourges, as the priests did their tapers, and awaited +the attack, resolved to defend themselves and even to take the +offensive against their assailants if they could. Fortune, however, +arranged the matter better than they expected, for all Sancho did +was to fling himself on his master's body, raising over him the most +doleful and laughable lamentation that ever was heard, for he believed +he was dead. The curate was known to another curate who walked in +the procession, and their recognition of one another set at rest the +apprehensions of both parties; the first then told the other in two +words who Don Quixote was, and he and the whole troop of penitents +went to see if the poor gentleman was dead, and heard Sancho Panza +saying, with tears in his eyes, "Oh flower of chivalry, that with +one blow of a stick hast ended the course of thy well-spent life! Oh +pride of thy race, honour and glory of all La Mancha, nay, of all +the world, that for want of thee will be full of evil-doers, no longer +in fear of punishment for their misdeeds! Oh thou, generous above +all the Alexanders, since for only eight months of service thou hast +given me the best island the sea girds or surrounds! Humble with the +proud, haughty with the humble, encounterer of dangers, endurer of +outrages, enamoured without reason, imitator of the good, scourge of +the wicked, enemy of the mean, in short, knight-errant, which is all +that can be said!"</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c52c"></a><img alt="c52c.jpg (325K)" src="images/c52c.jpg" height="516" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c52c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>At the cries and moans of Sancho, Don Quixote came to himself, and +the first word he said was, "He who lives separated from you, sweetest +Dulcinea, has greater miseries to endure than these. Aid me, friend +Sancho, to mount the enchanted cart, for I am not in a condition to +press the saddle of Rocinante, as this shoulder is all knocked to +pieces."</p> + +<p>"That I will do with all my heart, senor," said Sancho; "and let +us return to our village with these gentlemen, who seek your good, and +there we will prepare for making another sally, which may turn out +more profitable and creditable to us."</p> + +<p>"Thou art right, Sancho," returned Don Quixote; "It will be wise +to let the malign influence of the stars which now prevails pass off."</p> + +<p>The canon, the curate, and the barber told him he would act very +wisely in doing as he said; and so, highly amused at Sancho Panza's +simplicities, they placed Don Quixote in the cart as before. The +procession once more formed itself in order and proceeded on its road; +the goatherd took his leave of the party; the officers of the +Brotherhood declined to go any farther, and the curate paid them +what was due to them; the canon begged the curate to let him know +how Don Quixote did, whether he was cured of his madness or still +suffered from it, and then begged leave to continue his journey; in +short, they all separated and went their ways, leaving to themselves +the curate and the barber, Don Quixote, Sancho Panza, and the good +Rocinante, who regarded everything with as great resignation as his +master. The carter yoked his oxen and made Don Quixote comfortable +on a truss of hay, and at his usual deliberate pace took the road +the curate directed, and at the end of six days they reached Don +Quixote's village, and entered it about the middle of the day, which +it so happened was a Sunday, and the people were all in the plaza, +through which Don Quixote's cart passed. They all flocked to see +what was in the cart, and when they recognised their townsman they +were filled with amazement, and a boy ran off to bring the news to his +housekeeper and his niece that their master and uncle had come back +all lean and yellow and stretched on a truss of hay on an ox-cart. +It was piteous to hear the cries the two good ladies raised, how +they beat their breasts and poured out fresh maledictions on those +accursed books of chivalry; all which was renewed when they saw Don +Quixote coming in at the gate.</p> + +<p>At the news of Don Quixote's arrival Sancho Panza's wife came +running, for she by this time knew that her husband had gone away with +him as his squire, and on seeing Sancho, the first thing she asked him +was if the ass was well. Sancho replied that he was, better than his +master was.</p> + +<p>"Thanks be to God," said she, "for being so good to me; but now tell +me, my friend, what have you made by your squirings? What gown have +you brought me back? What shoes for your children?"</p> + +<p>"I bring nothing of that sort, wife," said Sancho; "though I bring +other things of more consequence and value."</p> + +<p>"I am very glad of that," returned his wife; "show me these things +of more value and consequence, my friend; for I want to see them to +cheer my heart that has been so sad and heavy all these ages that +you have been away."</p> + +<p>"I will show them to you at home, wife," said Sancho; "be content +for the present; for if it please God that we should again go on our +travels in search of adventures, you will soon see me a count, or +governor of an island, and that not one of those everyday ones, but +the best that is to be had."</p> + +<p>"Heaven grant it, husband," said she, "for indeed we have need of +it. But tell me, what's this about islands, for I don't understand +it?"</p> + +<p>"Honey is not for the mouth of the ass," returned Sancho; "all in +good time thou shalt see, wife—nay, thou wilt be surprised to hear +thyself called 'your ladyship' by all thy vassals."</p> + +<p>"What are you talking about, Sancho, with your ladyships, islands, +and vassals?" returned Teresa Panza—for so Sancho's wife was +called, though they were not relations, for in La Mancha it is +customary for wives to take their husbands' surnames.</p> + +<p>"Don't be in such a hurry to know all this, Teresa," said Sancho; +"it is enough that I am telling you the truth, so shut your mouth. But +I may tell you this much by the way, that there is nothing in the +world more delightful than to be a person of consideration, squire +to a knight-errant, and a seeker of adventures. To be sure most of +those one finds do not end as pleasantly as one could wish, for out of +a hundred, ninety-nine will turn out cross and contrary. I know it +by experience, for out of some I came blanketed, and out of others +belaboured. Still, for all that, it is a fine thing to be on the +look-out for what may happen, crossing mountains, searching woods, +climbing rocks, visiting castles, putting up at inns, all at free +quarters, and devil take the maravedi to pay."</p> + +<p>While this conversation passed between Sancho Panza and his wife, +Don Quixote's housekeeper and niece took him in and undressed him +and laid him in his old bed. He eyed them askance, and could not +make out where he was. The curate charged his niece to be very careful +to make her uncle comfortable and to keep a watch over him lest he +should make his escape from them again, telling her what they had been +obliged to do to bring him home. On this the pair once more lifted +up their voices and renewed their maledictions upon the books of +chivalry, and implored heaven to plunge the authors of such lies and +nonsense into the midst of the bottomless pit. They were, in short, +kept in anxiety and dread lest their uncle and master should give them +the slip the moment he found himself somewhat better, and as they +feared so it fell out.</p> + +<p>But the author of this history, though he has devoted research and +industry to the discovery of the deeds achieved by Don Quixote in +his third sally, has been unable to obtain any information +respecting them, at any rate derived from authentic documents; +tradition has merely preserved in the memory of La Mancha the fact +that Don Quixote, the third time he sallied forth from his home, +betook himself to Saragossa, where he was present at some famous +jousts which came off in that city, and that he had adventures there +worthy of his valour and high intelligence. Of his end and death he +could learn no particulars, nor would he have ascertained it or +known of it, if good fortune had not produced an old physician for him +who had in his possession a leaden box, which, according to his +account, had been discovered among the crumbling foundations of an +ancient hermitage that was being rebuilt; in which box were found +certain parchment manuscripts in Gothic character, but in Castilian +verse, containing many of his achievements, and setting forth the +beauty of Dulcinea, the form of Rocinante, the fidelity of Sancho +Panza, and the burial of Don Quixote himself, together with sundry +epitaphs and eulogies on his life and character; but all that could be +read and deciphered were those which the trustworthy author of this +new and unparalleled history here presents. And the said author asks +of those that shall read it nothing in return for the vast toil +which it has cost him in examining and searching the Manchegan +archives in order to bring it to light, save that they give him the +same credit that people of sense give to the books of chivalry that +pervade the world and are so popular; for with this he will consider +himself amply paid and fully satisfied, and will be encouraged to seek +out and produce other histories, if not as truthful, at least equal in +invention and not less entertaining. The first words written on the +parchment found in the leaden box were these:</p> + + +<center> + + THE ACADEMICIANS OF<br> + ARGAMASILLA, A VILLAGE OF<br> + LA MANCHA,<br> + ON THE LIFE AND DEATH<br> + OF DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA,<br> + HOC SCRIPSERUNT<br> +MONICONGO, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA,<br> +</center> + + +<pre> + + + + + ON THE TOMB OF DON QUIXOTE + + +EPITAPH + +The scatterbrain that gave La Mancha more + Rich spoils than Jason's; who a point so keen + Had to his wit, and happier far had been +If his wit's weathercock a blunter bore; +The arm renowned far as Gaeta's shore, + Cathay, and all the lands that lie between; + The muse discreet and terrible in mien +As ever wrote on brass in days of yore; +He who surpassed the Amadises all, + And who as naught the Galaors accounted, + Supported by his love and gallantry: +Who made the Belianises sing small, + And sought renown on Rocinante mounted; + Here, underneath this cold stone, doth he lie. + + + +PANIAGUADO, +ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +IN LAUDEM DULCINEAE DEL TOBOSO + +SONNET + +She, whose full features may be here descried, + High-bosomed, with a bearing of disdain, + Is Dulcinea, she for whom in vain +The great Don Quixote of La Mancha sighed. +For her, Toboso's queen, from side to side + He traversed the grim sierra, the champaign + Of Aranjuez, and Montiel's famous plain: +On Rocinante oft a weary ride. +Malignant planets, cruel destiny, + Pursued them both, the fair Manchegan dame, +And the unconquered star of chivalry. + Nor youth nor beauty saved her from the claim +Of death; he paid love's bitter penalty, + And left the marble to preserve his name. + + + +CAPRICHOSO, A MOST ACUTE ACADEMICIAN +OF ARGAMASILLA, IN PRAISE OF ROCINANTE, +STEED OF DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +SONNET + +On that proud throne of diamantine sheen, + Which the blood-reeking feet of Mars degrade, +The mad Manchegan's banner now hath been + By him in all its bravery displayed. + There hath he hung his arms and trenchant blade +Wherewith, achieving deeds till now unseen, + He slays, lays low, cleaves, hews; but art hath made +A novel style for our new paladin. +If Amadis be the proud boast of Gaul, + If by his progeny the fame of Greece + Through all the regions of the earth be spread, +Great Quixote crowned in grim Bellona's hall + To-day exalts La Mancha over these, + And above Greece or Gaul she holds her head. +Nor ends his glory here, for his good steed +Doth Brillador and Bayard far exceed; +As mettled steeds compared with Rocinante, +The reputation they have won is scanty. + + + + +BURLADOR, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON SANCHO PANZA + +SONNET + + The worthy Sancho Panza here you see; + A great soul once was in that body small, + Nor was there squire upon this earthly ball +So plain and simple, or of guile so free. +Within an ace of being Count was he, + And would have been but for the spite and gall + Of this vile age, mean and illiberal, +That cannot even let a donkey be. +For mounted on an ass (excuse the word), + By Rocinante's side this gentle squire + Was wont his wandering master to attend. +Delusive hopes that lure the common herd + With promises of ease, the heart's desire, + In shadows, dreams, and smoke ye always end. + + + + +CACHIDIABLO, +ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON THE TOMB OF DON QUIXOTE +EPITAPH + +The knight lies here below, + Ill-errant and bruised sore, + Whom Rocinante bore +In his wanderings to and fro. +By the side of the knight is laid + Stolid man Sancho too, + Than whom a squire more true +Was not in the esquire trade. + + + + + TIQUITOC, + ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON THE TOMB OF DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO + + EPITAPH +Here Dulcinea lies. + Plump was she and robust: + Now she is ashes and dust: +The end of all flesh that dies. +A lady of high degree, + With the port of a lofty dame, + And the great Don Quixote's flame, +And the pride of her village was she. +</pre> + + +<p> +These were all the verses that could be deciphered; the rest, the +writing being worm-eaten, were handed over to one of the +Academicians to make out their meaning conjecturally. We have been +informed that at the cost of many sleepless nights and much toil he +has succeeded, and that he means to publish them in hopes of Don +Quixote's third sally.</p> + +<center><i> +"Forse altro cantera con miglior plectro."</i> +</center> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c52e"></a><img alt="c52e.jpg (54K)" src="images/c52e.jpg" height="713" width="479"> +</center> + + +<br> +<br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p17.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p2.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p2.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ec8b8a8 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p2.htm @@ -0,0 +1,621 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 2.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p1.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p3.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 2. +<br><br> +Chapters 4-5 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<center> +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> +</center> + +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch4">CHAPTER IV</a> +OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN + +<a href="#ch5">CHAPTER V</a> +IN WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED + + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2><a name="ch4"></a>CHAPTER IV.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center><a name="p018"></a><img alt="p018.jpg (94K)" src="images/p018.jpg" height="258" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p018.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Day was dawning when Don Quixote quitted the inn, so happy, so +gay, so exhilarated at finding himself now dubbed a knight, that his +joy was like to burst his horse-girths. However, recalling the +advice of his host as to the requisites he ought to carry with him, +especially that referring to money and shirts, he determined to go +home and provide himself with all, and also with a squire, for he +reckoned upon securing a farm-labourer, a neighbour of his, a poor man +with a family, but very well qualified for the office of squire to a +knight. With this object he turned his horse's head towards his +village, and Rocinante, thus reminded of his old quarters, stepped out +so briskly that he hardly seemed to tread the earth.</p> + +<p>He had not gone far, when out of a thicket on his right there seemed +to come feeble cries as of some one in distress, and the instant he +heard them he exclaimed, "Thanks be to heaven for the favour it +accords me, that it so soon offers me an opportunity of fulfilling the +obligation I have undertaken, and gathering the fruit of my +ambition. These cries, no doubt, come from some man or woman in want +of help, and needing my aid and protection;" and wheeling, he turned +Rocinante in the direction whence the cries seemed to proceed. He +had gone but a few paces into the wood, when he saw a mare tied to +an oak, and tied to another, and stripped from the waist upwards, a +youth of about fifteen years of age, from whom the cries came. Nor +were they without cause, for a lusty farmer was flogging him with a +belt and following up every blow with scoldings and commands, +repeating, "Your mouth shut and your eyes open!" while the youth +made answer, "I won't do it again, master mine; by God's passion I +won't do it again, and I'll take more care of the flock another time."</p> + +<p>Seeing what was going on, Don Quixote said in an angry voice, +"Discourteous knight, it ill becomes you to assail one who cannot +defend himself; mount your steed and take your lance" (for there was a +lance leaning against the oak to which the mare was tied), "and I will +make you know that you are behaving as a coward." The farmer, seeing +before him this figure in full armour brandishing a lance over his +head, gave himself up for dead, and made answer meekly, "Sir Knight, +this youth that I am chastising is my servant, employed by me to watch +a flock of sheep that I have hard by, and he is so careless that I +lose one every day, and when I punish him for his carelessness and +knavery he says I do it out of niggardliness, to escape paying him the +wages I owe him, and before God, and on my soul, he lies."</p> + +<p>"Lies before me, base clown!" said Don Quixote. "By the sun that +shines on us I have a mind to run you through with this lance. Pay him +at once without another word; if not, by the God that rules us I +will make an end of you, and annihilate you on the spot; release him +instantly."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p019"></a><img alt="p019.jpg (339K)" src="images/p019.jpg" height="865" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p019.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The farmer hung his head, and without a word untied his servant, +of whom Don Quixote asked how much his master owed him.</p> + +<p>He replied, nine months at seven reals a month. Don Quixote added it +up, found that it came to sixty-three reals, and told the farmer to +pay it down immediately, if he did not want to die for it.</p> + +<p>The trembling clown replied that as he lived and by the oath he +had sworn (though he had not sworn any) it was not so much; for +there were to be taken into account and deducted three pairs of +shoes he had given him, and a real for two blood-lettings when he +was sick.</p> + +<p>"All that is very well," said Don Quixote; "but let the shoes and +the blood-lettings stand as a setoff against the blows you have +given him without any cause; for if he spoiled the leather of the +shoes you paid for, you have damaged that of his body, and if the +barber took blood from him when he was sick, you have drawn it when he +was sound; so on that score he owes you nothing."</p> + +<p>"The difficulty is, Sir Knight, that I have no money here; let +Andres come home with me, and I will pay him all, real by real."</p> + +<p>"I go with him!" said the youth. "Nay, God forbid! No, senor, not +for the world; for once alone with me, he would ray me like a Saint +Bartholomew."</p> + +<p>"He will do nothing of the kind," said Don Quixote; "I have only +to command, and he will obey me; and as he has sworn to me by the +order of knighthood which he has received, I leave him free, and I +guarantee the payment."</p> + +<p>"Consider what you are saying, senor," said the youth; "this +master of mine is not a knight, nor has he received any order of +knighthood; for he is Juan Haldudo the Rich, of Quintanar."</p> + +<p>"That matters little," replied Don Quixote; "there may be Haldudos +knights; moreover, everyone is the son of his works."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said Andres; "but this master of mine—of what works +is he the son, when he refuses me the wages of my sweat and labour?"</p> + +<p>"I do not refuse, brother Andres," said the farmer, "be good +enough to come along with me, and I swear by all the orders of +knighthood there are in the world to pay you as I have agreed, real by +real, and perfumed."</p> + +<p>"For the perfumery I excuse you," said Don Quixote; "give it to +him in reals, and I shall be satisfied; and see that you do as you +have sworn; if not, by the same oath I swear to come back and hunt you +out and punish you; and I shall find you though you should lie +closer than a lizard. And if you desire to know who it is lays this +command upon you, that you be more firmly bound to obey it, know +that I am the valorous Don Quixote of La Mancha, the undoer of +wrongs and injustices; and so, God be with you, and keep in mind +what you have promised and sworn under those penalties that have +been already declared to you."</p> + +<p>So saying, he gave Rocinante the spur and was soon out of reach. The +farmer followed him with his eyes, and when he saw that he had cleared +the wood and was no longer in sight, he turned to his boy Andres, +and said, "Come here, my son, I want to pay you what I owe you, as +that undoer of wrongs has commanded me."</p> + +<p>"My oath on it," said Andres, "your worship will be well advised +to obey the command of that good knight—may he live a thousand +years—for, as he is a valiant and just judge, by Roque, if you do not pay +me, he will come back and do as he said."</p> + +<p>"My oath on it, too," said the farmer; "but as I have a strong +affection for you, I want to add to the debt in order to add to the +payment;" and seizing him by the arm, he tied him up again, and gave +him such a flogging that he left him for dead.</p> + +<p>"Now, Master Andres," said the farmer, "call on the undoer of +wrongs; you will find he won't undo that, though I am not sure that +I have quite done with you, for I have a good mind to flay you alive." +But at last he untied him, and gave him leave to go look for his judge +in order to put the sentence pronounced into execution.</p> + +<p>Andres went off rather down in the mouth, swearing he would go to +look for the valiant Don Quixote of La Mancha and tell him exactly +what had happened, and that all would have to be repaid him sevenfold; +but for all that, he went off weeping, while his master stood +laughing.</p> + +<p>Thus did the valiant Don Quixote right that wrong, and, thoroughly +satisfied with what had taken place, as he considered he had made a +very happy and noble beginning with his knighthood, he took the road +towards his village in perfect self-content, saying in a low voice, +"Well mayest thou this day call thyself fortunate above all on +earth, O Dulcinea del Toboso, fairest of the fair! since it has fallen +to thy lot to hold subject and submissive to thy full will and +pleasure a knight so renowned as is and will be Don Quixote of La +Mancha, who, as all the world knows, yesterday received the order of +knighthood, and hath to-day righted the greatest wrong and grievance +that ever injustice conceived and cruelty perpetrated: who hath to-day +plucked the rod from the hand of yonder ruthless oppressor so wantonly +lashing that tender child."</p> + +<p>He now came to a road branching in four directions, and +immediately he was reminded of those cross-roads where +knights-errant used to stop to consider which road they should take. +In imitation of them he halted for a while, and after having deeply +considered it, he gave Rocinante his head, submitting his own will +to that of his hack, who followed out his first intention, which was +to make straight for his own stable. After he had gone about two miles +Don Quixote perceived a large party of people, who, as afterwards +appeared, were some Toledo traders, on their way to buy silk at +Murcia. There were six of them coming along under their sunshades, +with four servants mounted, and three muleteers on foot. Scarcely +had Don Quixote descried them when the fancy possessed him that this +must be some new adventure; and to help him to imitate as far as he +could those passages he had read of in his books, here seemed to +come one made on purpose, which he resolved to attempt. So with a +lofty bearing and determination he fixed himself firmly in his +stirrups, got his lance ready, brought his buckler before his +breast, and planting himself in the middle of the road, stood +waiting the approach of these knights-errant, for such he now +considered and held them to be; and when they had come near enough +to see and hear, he exclaimed with a haughty gesture, "All the world +stand, unless all the world confess that in all the world there is +no maiden fairer than the Empress of La Mancha, the peerless +Dulcinea del Toboso."</p> + +<p>The traders halted at the sound of this language and the sight of +the strange figure that uttered it, and from both figure and +language at once guessed the craze of their owner; they wished, +however, to learn quietly what was the object of this confession +that was demanded of them, and one of them, who was rather fond of a +joke and was very sharp-witted, said to him, "Sir Knight, we do not +know who this good lady is that you speak of; show her to us, for, +if she be of such beauty as you suggest, with all our hearts and +without any pressure we will confess the truth that is on your part +required of us."</p> + +<p>"If I were to show her to you," replied Don Quixote, "what merit +would you have in confessing a truth so manifest? The essential +point is that without seeing her you must believe, confess, affirm, +swear, and defend it; else ye have to do with me in battle, +ill-conditioned, arrogant rabble that ye are; and come ye on, one by +one as the order of knighthood requires, or all together as is the +custom and vile usage of your breed, here do I bide and await you +relying on the justice of the cause I maintain."</p> + +<p>"Sir Knight," replied the trader, "I entreat your worship in the +name of this present company of princes, that, to save us from +charging our consciences with the confession of a thing we have +never seen or heard of, and one moreover so much to the prejudice of +the Empresses and Queens of the Alcarria and Estremadura, your worship +will be pleased to show us some portrait of this lady, though it be no +bigger than a grain of wheat; for by the thread one gets at the +ball, and in this way we shall be satisfied and easy, and you will +be content and pleased; nay, I believe we are already so far agreed +with you that even though her portrait should show her blind of one +eye, and distilling vermilion and sulphur from the other, we would +nevertheless, to gratify your worship, say all in her favour that +you desire."</p> + +<p>"She distils nothing of the kind, vile rabble," said Don Quixote, +burning with rage, "nothing of the kind, I say, only ambergris and +civet in cotton; nor is she one-eyed or humpbacked, but straighter +than a Guadarrama spindle: but ye must pay for the blasphemy ye have +uttered against beauty like that of my lady."</p> + +<p>And so saying, he charged with levelled lance against the one who +had spoken, with such fury and fierceness that, if luck had not +contrived that Rocinante should stumble midway and come down, it would +have gone hard with the rash trader. Down went Rocinante, and over +went his master, rolling along the ground for some distance; and +when he tried to rise he was unable, so encumbered was he with +lance, buckler, spurs, helmet, and the weight of his old armour; and +all the while he was struggling to get up he kept saying, "Fly not, +cowards and caitiffs! stay, for not by my fault, but my horse's, am +I stretched here."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p020"></a><img alt="p020.jpg (352K)" src="images/p020.jpg" height="498" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p020.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>One of the muleteers in attendance, who could not have had much good +nature in him, hearing the poor prostrate man blustering in this +style, was unable to refrain from giving him an answer on his ribs; +and coming up to him he seized his lance, and having broken it in +pieces, with one of them he began so to belabour our Don Quixote that, +notwithstanding and in spite of his armour, he milled him like a +measure of wheat. His masters called out not to lay on so hard and +to leave him alone, but the muleteers blood was up, and he did not +care to drop the game until he had vented the rest of his wrath, and +gathering up the remaining fragments of the lance he finished with a +discharge upon the unhappy victim, who all through the storm of sticks +that rained on him never ceased threatening heaven, and earth, and the +brigands, for such they seemed to him. At last the muleteer was tired, +and the traders continued their journey, taking with them matter for +talk about the poor fellow who had been cudgelled. He when he found +himself alone made another effort to rise; but if he was unable when +whole and sound, how was he to rise after having been thrashed and +well-nigh knocked to pieces? And yet he esteemed himself fortunate, as +it seemed to him that this was a regular knight-errant's mishap, and +entirely, he considered, the fault of his horse. However, battered +in body as he was, to rise was beyond his power.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="e04"></a><img alt="e04.jpg (28K)" src="images/e04.jpg" height="389" width="523"> +</center> + + +<br><br><br><br><br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch5"></a>CHAPTER V.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> +<center><a name="p022"></a><img alt="p022.jpg (123K)" src="images/p022.jpg" height="385" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p022.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Finding, then, that, in fact he could not move, he thought himself +of having recourse to his usual remedy, which was to think of some +passage in his books, and his craze brought to his mind that about +Baldwin and the Marquis of Mantua, when Carloto left him wounded on +the mountain side, a story known by heart by the children, not +forgotten by the young men, and lauded and even believed by the old +folk; and for all that not a whit truer than the miracles of +Mahomet. This seemed to him to fit exactly the case in which he +found himself, so, making a show of severe suffering, he began to roll +on the ground and with feeble breath repeat the very words which the +wounded knight of the wood is said to have uttered:</p> + + +<pre> +Where art thou, lady mine, that thou + My sorrow dost not rue? +Thou canst not know it, lady mine, + Or else thou art untrue. +</pre> + + +<p>And so he went on with the ballad as far as the lines:</p> + + +<pre> +O noble Marquis of Mantua, + My Uncle and liege lord! +</pre> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p026"></a><img alt="p026.jpg (316K)" src="images/p026.jpg" height="508" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p026.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p> +As chance would have it, when he had got to this line there happened +to come by a peasant from his own village, a neighbour of his, who had +been with a load of wheat to the mill, and he, seeing the man +stretched there, came up to him and asked him who he was and what +was the matter with him that he complained so dolefully.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote was firmly persuaded that this was the Marquis of +Mantua, his uncle, so the only answer he made was to go on with his +ballad, in which he told the tale of his misfortune, and of the +loves of the Emperor's son and his wife all exactly as the ballad +sings it.</p> + +<p>The peasant stood amazed at hearing such nonsense, and relieving him +of the visor, already battered to pieces by blows, he wiped his +face, which was covered with dust, and as soon as he had done so he +recognised him and said, "Senor Quixada" (for so he appears to have +been called when he was in his senses and had not yet changed from a +quiet country gentleman into a knight-errant), "who has brought your +worship to this pass?" But to all questions the other only went on +with his ballad.</p> + +<p>Seeing this, the good man removed as well as he could his +breastplate and backpiece to see if he had any wound, but he could +perceive no blood nor any mark whatever. He then contrived to raise +him from the ground, and with no little difficulty hoisted him upon +his ass, which seemed to him to be the easiest mount for him; and +collecting the arms, even to the splinters of the lance, he tied +them on Rocinante, and leading him by the bridle and the ass by the +halter he took the road for the village, very sad to hear what +absurd stuff Don Quixote was talking.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p029"></a><img alt="p029.jpg (285K)" src="images/p029.jpg" height="834" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p029.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Nor was Don Quixote less so, for +what with blows and bruises he could not sit upright on the ass, and +from time to time he sent up sighs to heaven, so that once more he +drove the peasant to ask what ailed him. And it could have been only +the devil himself that put into his head tales to match his own +adventures, for now, forgetting Baldwin, he bethought himself of the +Moor Abindarraez, when the Alcaide of Antequera, Rodrigo de Narvaez, +took him prisoner and carried him away to his castle; so that when the +peasant again asked him how he was and what ailed him, he gave him for +reply the same words and phrases that the captive Abindarraez gave +to Rodrigo de Narvaez, just as he had read the story in the "Diana" of +Jorge de Montemayor where it is written, applying it to his own case +so aptly that the peasant went along cursing his fate that he had to +listen to such a lot of nonsense; from which, however, he came to +the conclusion that his neighbour was mad, and so made all haste to +reach the village to escape the wearisomeness of this harangue of +Don Quixote's; who, at the end of it, said, "Senor Don Rodrigo de +Narvaez, your worship must know that this fair Xarifa I have mentioned +is now the lovely Dulcinea del Toboso, for whom I have done, am doing, +and will do the most famous deeds of chivalry that in this world +have been seen, are to be seen, or ever shall be seen."</p> + +<p>To this the peasant answered, "Senor—sinner that I am!—cannot your +worship see that I am not Don Rodrigo de Narvaez nor the Marquis of +Mantua, but Pedro Alonso your neighbour, and that your worship is +neither Baldwin nor Abindarraez, but the worthy gentleman Senor +Quixada?"</p> + +<p>"I know who I am," replied Don Quixote, "and I know that I may be +not only those I have named, but all the Twelve Peers of France and +even all the Nine Worthies, since my achievements surpass all that +they have done all together and each of them on his own account."</p> + +<p>With this talk and more of the same kind they reached the village +just as night was beginning to fall, but the peasant waited until it +was a little later that the belaboured gentleman might not be seen +riding in such a miserable trim. When it was what seemed to him the +proper time he entered the village and went to Don Quixote's house, +which he found all in confusion, and there were the curate and the +village barber, who were great friends of Don Quixote, and his +housekeeper was saying to them in a loud voice, "What does your +worship think can have befallen my master, Senor Licentiate Pero +Perez?" for so the curate was called; "it is three days now since +anything has been seen of him, or the hack, or the buckler, lance, +or armour. Miserable me! I am certain of it, and it is as true as that +I was born to die, that these accursed books of chivalry he has, and +has got into the way of reading so constantly, have upset his +reason; for now I remember having often heard him saying to himself +that he would turn knight-errant and go all over the world in quest of +adventures. To the devil and Barabbas with such books, that have +brought to ruin in this way the finest understanding there was in +all La Mancha!"</p> + +<p>The niece said the same, and, more: "You must know, Master +Nicholas"—for that was the name of the barber—"it was often my +uncle's way to stay two days and nights together poring over these +unholy books of misventures, after which he would fling the book +away and snatch up his sword and fall to slashing the walls; and +when he was tired out he would say he had killed four giants like four +towers; and the sweat that flowed from him when he was weary he said +was the blood of the wounds he had received in battle; and then he +would drink a great jug of cold water and become calm and quiet, +saying that this water was a most precious potion which the sage +Esquife, a great magician and friend of his, had brought him. But I +take all the blame upon myself for never having told your worships +of my uncle's vagaries, that you might put a stop to them before +things had come to this pass, and burn all these accursed books—for +he has a great number—that richly deserve to be burned like +heretics."</p> + +<p>"So say I too," said the curate, "and by my faith to-morrow shall +not pass without public judgment upon them, and may they be +condemned to the flames lest they lead those that read to behave as my +good friend seems to have behaved."</p> + +<p>All this the peasant heard, and from it he understood at last what +was the matter with his neighbour, so he began calling aloud, "Open, +your worships, to Senor Baldwin and to Senor the Marquis of Mantua, +who comes badly wounded, and to Senor Abindarraez, the Moor, whom +the valiant Rodrigo de Narvaez, the Alcaide of Antequera, brings +captive."</p> + +<p>At these words they all hurried out, and when they recognised +their friend, master, and uncle, who had not yet dismounted from the +ass because he could not, they ran to embrace him.</p> + +<p>"Hold!" said he, "for I am badly wounded through my horse's fault; +carry me to bed, and if possible send for the wise Urganda to cure and +see to my wounds."</p> + +<p>"See there! plague on it!" cried the housekeeper at this: "did not +my heart tell the truth as to which foot my master went lame of? To +bed with your worship at once, and we will contrive to cure you here +without fetching that Hurgada. A curse I say once more, and a +hundred times more, on those books of chivalry that have brought +your worship to such a pass."</p> + +<p>They carried him to bed at once, and after searching for his +wounds could find none, but he said they were all bruises from +having had a severe fall with his horse Rocinante when in combat +with ten giants, the biggest and the boldest to be found on earth.</p> + +<p>"So, so!" said the curate, "are there giants in the dance? By the +sign of the Cross I will burn them to-morrow before the day over."</p> + +<p>They put a host of questions to Don Quixote, but his only answer +to all was—give him something to eat, and leave him to sleep, for +that was what he needed most. They did so, and the curate questioned +the peasant at great length as to how he had found Don Quixote. He +told him, and the nonsense he had talked when found and on the way +home, all which made the licentiate the more eager to do what he did +the next day, which was to summon his friend the barber, Master +Nicholas, and go with him to Don Quixote's house.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="p031"></a><img alt="p031.jpg (31K)" src="images/p031.jpg" height="355" width="559"> +</center> + + +<br> +<br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p1.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p3.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p3.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p3.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7f93dee --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p3.htm @@ -0,0 +1,1031 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 3.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p2.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p4.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 3. +<br><br> +Chapters 6-8 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h4>Ebook Editor's Note</h4> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch6">CHAPTER VI</a> +OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH THE CURATE AND THE +BARBER MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN + +<a href="#ch7">CHAPTER VII</a> +OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +<a href="#ch8">CHAPTER VIII</a> +OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE +TERRIBLE AND UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER +OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO BE FITLY RECORDED + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<center><h2><a name="ch6"></a>CHAPTER VI.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH THE CURATE AND THE +BARBER MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> +<center><a name="c06a"></a><img alt="c06a.jpg (92K)" src="images/c06a.jpg" height="310" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c06a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>He was still sleeping; so the curate asked the niece for the keys of +the room where the books, the authors of all the mischief, were, and +right willingly she gave them. They all went in, the housekeeper +with them, and found more than a hundred volumes of big books very +well bound, and some other small ones. The moment the housekeeper +saw them she turned about and ran out of the room, and came back +immediately with a saucer of holy water and a sprinkler, saying, +"Here, your worship, senor licentiate, sprinkle this room; don't leave +any magician of the many there are in these books to bewitch us in +revenge for our design of banishing them from the world."</p> + +<p>The simplicity of the housekeeper made the licentiate laugh, and +he directed the barber to give him the books one by one to see what +they were about, as there might be some to be found among them that +did not deserve the penalty of fire.</p> + +<p>"No," said the niece, "there is no reason for showing mercy to any +of them; they have every one of them done mischief; better fling +them out of the window into the court and make a pile of them and +set fire to them; or else carry them into the yard, and there a +bonfire can be made without the smoke giving any annoyance." The +housekeeper said the same, so eager were they both for the slaughter +of those innocents, but the curate would not agree to it without first +reading at any rate the titles.</p> + +<p>The first that Master Nicholas put into his hand was "The four books +of Amadis of Gaul." "This seems a mysterious thing," said the +curate, "for, as I have heard say, this was the first book of chivalry +printed in Spain, and from this all the others derive their birth +and origin; so it seems to me that we ought inexorably to condemn it +to the flames as the founder of so vile a sect."</p> + +<p>"Nay, sir," said the barber, "I too, have heard say that this is the +best of all the books of this kind that have been written, and so, +as something singular in its line, it ought to be pardoned."</p> + +<p>"True," said the curate; "and for that reason let its life be spared +for the present. Let us see that other which is next to it."</p> + +<p>"It is," said the barber, "the 'Sergas de Esplandian,' the lawful +son of Amadis of Gaul."</p> + +<p>"Then verily," said the curate, "the merit of the father must not be +put down to the account of the son. Take it, mistress housekeeper; +open the window and fling it into the yard and lay the foundation of +the pile for the bonfire we are to make."</p> + +<p>The housekeeper obeyed with great satisfaction, and the worthy +"Esplandian" went flying into the yard to await with all patience +the fire that was in store for him.</p> + +<p>"Proceed," said the curate.</p> + +<p>"This that comes next," said the barber, "is 'Amadis of Greece,' +and, indeed, I believe all those on this side are of the same Amadis +lineage."</p> + +<p>"Then to the yard with the whole of them," said the curate; "for +to have the burning of Queen Pintiquiniestra, and the shepherd Darinel +and his eclogues, and the bedevilled and involved discourses of his +author, I would burn with them the father who begot me if he were +going about in the guise of a knight-errant."</p> + +<p>"I am of the same mind," said the barber.</p> + +<p>"And so am I," added the niece.</p> + +<p>"In that case," said the housekeeper, "here, into the yard with +them!"</p> + +<p>They were handed to her, and as there were many of them, she +spared herself the staircase, and flung them down out of the window.</p> + +<p>"Who is that tub there?" said the curate.</p> + +<p>"This," said the barber, "is 'Don Olivante de Laura.'"</p> + +<p>"The author of that book," said the curate, "was the same that wrote +'The Garden of Flowers,' and truly there is no deciding which of the +two books is the more truthful, or, to put it better, the less +lying; all I can say is, send this one into the yard for a +swaggering fool."</p> + +<p>"This that follows is 'Florismarte of Hircania,'" said the barber.</p> + +<p>"Senor Florismarte here?" said the curate; "then by my faith he must +take up his quarters in the yard, in spite of his marvellous birth and +visionary adventures, for the stiffness and dryness of his style +deserve nothing else; into the yard with him and the other, mistress +housekeeper."</p> + +<p>"With all my heart, senor," said she, and executed the order with +great delight.</p> + +<p>"This," said the barber, "is The Knight Platir.'"</p> + +<p>"An old book that," said the curate, "but I find no reason for +clemency in it; send it after the others without appeal;" which was +done.</p> + +<p>Another book was opened, and they saw it was entitled, "The Knight +of the Cross."</p> + +<p>"For the sake of the holy name this book has," said the curate, "its +ignorance might be excused; but then, they say, 'behind the cross +there's the devil; to the fire with it."</p> + +<p>Taking down another book, the barber said, "This is 'The Mirror of +Chivalry.'"</p> + +<p>"I know his worship," said the curate; "that is where Senor +Reinaldos of Montalvan figures with his friends and comrades, +greater thieves than Cacus, and the Twelve Peers of France with the +veracious historian Turpin; however, I am not for condemning them to +more than perpetual banishment, because, at any rate, they have some +share in the invention of the famous Matteo Boiardo, whence too the +Christian poet Ludovico Ariosto wove his web, to whom, if I find him +here, and speaking any language but his own, I shall show no respect +whatever; but if he speaks his own tongue I will put him upon my +head."</p> + +<p>"Well, I have him in Italian," said the barber, "but I do not +understand him."</p> + +<p>"Nor would it be well that you should understand him," said the +curate, "and on that score we might have excused the Captain if he had +not brought him into Spain and turned him into Castilian. He robbed +him of a great deal of his natural force, and so do all those who +try to turn books written in verse into another language, for, with +all the pains they take and all the cleverness they show, they never +can reach the level of the originals as they were first produced. In +short, I say that this book, and all that may be found treating of +those French affairs, should be thrown into or deposited in some dry +well, until after more consideration it is settled what is to be +done with them; excepting always one 'Bernardo del Carpio' that is +going about, and another called 'Roncesvalles;' for these, if they +come into my hands, shall pass at once into those of the +housekeeper, and from hers into the fire without any reprieve."</p> + +<p>To all this the barber gave his assent, and looked upon it as +right and proper, being persuaded that the curate was so staunch to +the Faith and loyal to the Truth that he would not for the world say +anything opposed to them. Opening another book he saw it was "Palmerin +de Oliva," and beside it was another called "Palmerin of England," +seeing which the licentiate said, "Let the Olive be made firewood of +at once and burned until no ashes even are left; and let that Palm +of England be kept and preserved as a thing that stands alone, and let +such another case be made for it as that which Alexander found among +the spoils of Darius and set aside for the safe keeping of the works +of the poet Homer. This book, gossip, is of authority for two reasons, +first because it is very good, and secondly because it is said to have +been written by a wise and witty king of Portugal. All the +adventures at the Castle of Miraguarda are excellent and of +admirable contrivance, and the language is polished and clear, +studying and observing the style befitting the speaker with +propriety and judgment. So then, provided it seems good to you, Master +Nicholas, I say let this and 'Amadis of Gaul' be remitted the +penalty of fire, and as for all the rest, let them perish without +further question or query."</p> + +<p>"Nay, gossip," said the barber, "for this that I have here is the +famous 'Don Belianis.'"</p> + +<p>"Well," said the curate, "that and the second, third, and fourth +parts all stand in need of a little rhubarb to purge their excess of +bile, and they must be cleared of all that stuff about the Castle of +Fame and other greater affectations, to which end let them be +allowed the over-seas term, and, according as they mend, so shall +mercy or justice be meted out to them; and in the mean time, gossip, +do you keep them in your house and let no one read them."</p> + +<p>"With all my heart," said the barber; and not caring to tire himself +with reading more books of chivalry, he told the housekeeper to take +all the big ones and throw them into the yard. It was not said to +one dull or deaf, but to one who enjoyed burning them more than +weaving the broadest and finest web that could be; and seizing about +eight at a time, she flung them out of the window.</p> + +<p>In carrying so many together she let one fall at the feet of the +barber, who took it up, curious to know whose it was, and found it +said, "History of the Famous Knight, Tirante el Blanco."</p> + +<p>"God bless me!" said the curate with a shout, "'Tirante el Blanco' +here! Hand it over, gossip, for in it I reckon I have found a treasury +of enjoyment and a mine of recreation. Here is Don Kyrieleison of +Montalvan, a valiant knight, and his brother Thomas of Montalvan, +and the knight Fonseca, with the battle the bold Tirante fought with +the mastiff, and the witticisms of the damsel Placerdemivida, and +the loves and wiles of the widow Reposada, and the empress in love +with the squire Hipolito—in truth, gossip, by right of its style it +is the best book in the world. Here knights eat and sleep, and die +in their beds, and make their wills before dying, and a great deal +more of which there is nothing in all the other books. Nevertheless, I +say he who wrote it, for deliberately composing such fooleries, +deserves to be sent to the galleys for life. Take it home with you and +read it, and you will see that what I have said is true."</p> + +<p>"As you will," said the barber; "but what are we to do with these +little books that are left?"</p> + +<p>"These must be, not chivalry, but poetry," said the curate; and +opening one he saw it was the "Diana" of Jorge de Montemayor, and, +supposing all the others to be of the same sort, "these," he said, "do +not deserve to be burned like the others, for they neither do nor +can do the mischief the books of chivalry have done, being books of +entertainment that can hurt no one."</p> + +<p>"Ah, senor!" said the niece, "your worship had better order these to +be burned as well as the others; for it would be no wonder if, after +being cured of his chivalry disorder, my uncle, by reading these, took +a fancy to turn shepherd and range the woods and fields singing and +piping; or, what would be still worse, to turn poet, which they say is +an incurable and infectious malady."</p> + +<p>"The damsel is right," said the curate, "and it will be well to +put this stumbling-block and temptation out of our friend's way. To +begin, then, with the 'Diana' of Montemayor. I am of opinion it should +not be burned, but that it should be cleared of all that about the +sage Felicia and the magic water, and of almost all the longer +pieces of verse: let it keep, and welcome, its prose and the honour of +being the first of books of the kind."</p> + +<p>"This that comes next," said the barber, "is the 'Diana,' entitled +the 'Second Part, by the Salamancan,' and this other has the same +title, and its author is Gil Polo."</p> + +<p>"As for that of the Salamancan," replied the curate, "let it go to +swell the number of the condemned in the yard, and let Gil Polo's be +preserved as if it came from Apollo himself: but get on, gossip, and +make haste, for it is growing late."</p> + +<p>"This book," said the barber, opening another, "is the ten books +of the 'Fortune of Love,' written by Antonio de Lofraso, a Sardinian +poet."</p> + +<p>"By the orders I have received," said the curate, "since Apollo +has been Apollo, and the Muses have been Muses, and poets have been +poets, so droll and absurd a book as this has never been written, +and in its way it is the best and the most singular of all of this +species that have as yet appeared, and he who has not read it may be +sure he has never read what is delightful. Give it here, gossip, for I +make more account of having found it than if they had given me a +cassock of Florence stuff."</p> + +<p>He put it aside with extreme satisfaction, and the barber went on, +"These that come next are 'The Shepherd of Iberia,' 'Nymphs of +Henares,' and 'The Enlightenment of Jealousy.'"</p> + +<p>"Then all we have to do," said the curate, "is to hand them over +to the secular arm of the housekeeper, and ask me not why, or we shall +never have done."</p> + +<p>"This next is the 'Pastor de Filida.'"</p> + +<p>"No Pastor that," said the curate, "but a highly polished +courtier; let it be preserved as a precious jewel."</p> + +<p>"This large one here," said the barber, "is called 'The Treasury +of various Poems.'"</p> + +<p>"If there were not so many of them," said the curate, "they would be +more relished: this book must be weeded and cleansed of certain +vulgarities which it has with its excellences; let it be preserved +because the author is a friend of mine, and out of respect for other +more heroic and loftier works that he has written."</p> + +<p>"This," continued the barber, "is the 'Cancionero' of Lopez de +Maldonado."</p> + +<p>"The author of that book, too," said the curate, "is a great +friend of mine, and his verses from his own mouth are the admiration +of all who hear them, for such is the sweetness of his voice that he +enchants when he chants them: it gives rather too much of its +eclogues, but what is good was never yet plentiful: let it be kept +with those that have been set apart. But what book is that next it?"</p> + +<p>"The 'Galatea' of Miguel de Cervantes," said the barber.</p> + +<p>"That Cervantes has been for many years a great friend of mine, +and to my knowledge he has had more experience in reverses than in +verses. His book has some good invention in it, it presents us with +something but brings nothing to a conclusion: we must wait for the +Second Part it promises: perhaps with amendment it may succeed in +winning the full measure of grace that is now denied it; and in the +mean time do you, senor gossip, keep it shut up in your own quarters."</p> + +<p>"Very good," said the barber; "and here come three together, the +'Araucana' of Don Alonso de Ercilla, the 'Austriada' of Juan Rufo, +Justice of Cordova, and the 'Montserrate' of Christobal de Virues, the +Valencian poet."</p> + +<p>"These three books," said the curate, "are the best that have been +written in Castilian in heroic verse, and they may compare with the +most famous of Italy; let them be preserved as the richest treasures +of poetry that Spain possesses."</p> + +<p>The curate was tired and would not look into any more books, and +so he decided that, "contents uncertified," all the rest should be +burned; but just then the barber held open one, called "The Tears of +Angelica."</p> + +<p>"I should have shed tears myself," said the curate when he heard the +title, "had I ordered that book to be burned, for its author was one +of the famous poets of the world, not to say of Spain, and was very +happy in the translation of some of Ovid's fables."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c06e"></a><img alt="c06e.jpg (30K)" src="images/c06e.jpg" height="383" width="547"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch7"></a>CHAPTER VII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA +</h3></center> + +<br> +<br> +<center><a name="c07a"></a><img alt="c07a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c07a.jpg" height="440" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c07a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>At this instant Don Quixote began shouting out, "Here, here, +valiant knights! here is need for you to put forth the might of your +strong arms, for they of the Court are gaining the mastery in the +tourney!" Called away by this noise and outcry, they proceeded no +farther with the scrutiny of the remaining books, and so it is thought +that "The Carolea," "The Lion of Spain," and "The Deeds of the +Emperor," written by Don Luis de Avila, went to the fire unseen and +unheard; for no doubt they were among those that remained, and perhaps +if the curate had seen them they would not have undergone so severe +a sentence.</p> + +<p>When they reached Don Quixote he was already out of bed, and was +still shouting and raving, and slashing and cutting all round, as wide +awake as if he had never slept.</p> + +<p>They closed with him and by force got him back to bed, and when he +had become a little calm, addressing the curate, he said to him, "Of a +truth, Senor Archbishop Turpin, it is a great disgrace for us who call +ourselves the Twelve Peers, so carelessly to allow the knights of +the Court to gain the victory in this tourney, we the adventurers +having carried off the honour on the three former days."</p> + +<p>"Hush, gossip," said the curate; "please God, the luck may turn, and +what is lost to-day may be won to-morrow; for the present let your +worship have a care of your health, for it seems to me that you are +over-fatigued, if not badly wounded."</p> + +<p>"Wounded no," said Don Quixote, "but bruised and battered no +doubt, for that bastard Don Roland has cudgelled me with the trunk +of an oak tree, and all for envy, because he sees that I alone rival +him in his achievements. But I should not call myself Reinaldos of +Montalvan did he not pay me for it in spite of all his enchantments as +soon as I rise from this bed. For the present let them bring me +something to eat, for that, I feel, is what will be more to my +purpose, and leave it to me to avenge myself."</p> + +<p>They did as he wished; they gave him something to eat, and once more +he fell asleep, leaving them marvelling at his madness.</p> + +<p>That night the housekeeper burned to ashes all the books that were +in the yard and in the whole house; and some must have been consumed +that deserved preservation in everlasting archives, but their fate and +the laziness of the examiner did not permit it, and so in them was +verified the proverb that the innocent suffer for the guilty.</p> + +<p>One of the remedies which the curate and the barber immediately +applied to their friend's disorder was to wall up and plaster the room +where the books were, so that when he got up he should not find them +(possibly the cause being removed the effect might cease), and they +might say that a magician had carried them off, room and all; and this +was done with all despatch. Two days later Don Quixote got up, and the +first thing he did was to go and look at his books, and not finding +the room where he had left it, he wandered from side to side looking +for it. He came to the place where the door used to be, and tried it +with his hands, and turned and twisted his eyes in every direction +without saying a word; but after a good while he asked his housekeeper +whereabouts was the room that held his books.</p> + +<p>The housekeeper, who had been already well instructed in what she +was to answer, said, "What room or what nothing is it that your +worship is looking for? There are neither room nor books in this house +now, for the devil himself has carried all away."</p> + +<p>"It was not the devil," said the niece, "but a magician who came +on a cloud one night after the day your worship left this, and +dismounting from a serpent that he rode he entered the room, and +what he did there I know not, but after a little while he made off, +flying through the roof, and left the house full of smoke; and when we +went to see what he had done we saw neither book nor room: but we +remember very well, the housekeeper and I, that on leaving, the old +villain said in a loud voice that, for a private grudge he owed the +owner of the books and the room, he had done mischief in that house +that would be discovered by-and-by: he said too that his name was +the Sage Munaton."</p> + +<p>"He must have said Friston," said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"I don't know whether he called himself Friston or Friton," said the +housekeeper, "I only know that his name ended with 'ton.'"</p> + +<p>"So it does," said Don Quixote, "and he is a sage magician, a +great enemy of mine, who has a spite against me because he knows by +his arts and lore that in process of time I am to engage in single +combat with a knight whom he befriends and that I am to conquer, and +he will be unable to prevent it; and for this reason he endeavours +to do me all the ill turns that he can; but I promise him it will be +hard for him to oppose or avoid what is decreed by Heaven."</p> + +<p>"Who doubts that?" said the niece; "but, uncle, who mixes you up +in these quarrels? Would it not be better to remain at peace in your +own house instead of roaming the world looking for better bread than +ever came of wheat, never reflecting that many go for wool and come +back shorn?"</p> + +<p>"Oh, niece of mine," replied Don Quixote, "how much astray art +thou in thy reckoning: ere they shear me I shall have plucked away and +stripped off the beards of all who dare to touch only the tip of a +hair of mine."</p> + +<p>The two were unwilling to make any further answer, as they saw +that his anger was kindling.</p> + +<p>In short, then, he remained at home fifteen days very quietly +without showing any signs of a desire to take up with his former +delusions, and during this time he held lively discussions with his +two gossips, the curate and the barber, on the point he maintained, +that knights-errant were what the world stood most in need of, and +that in him was to be accomplished the revival of knight-errantry. The +curate sometimes contradicted him, sometimes agreed with him, for if +he had not observed this precaution he would have been unable to bring +him to reason.</p> + +<p>Meanwhile Don Quixote worked upon a farm labourer, a neighbour of +his, an honest man (if indeed that title can be given to him who is +poor), but with very little wit in his pate. In a word, he so talked +him over, and with such persuasions and promises, that the poor +clown made up his mind to sally forth with him and serve him as +esquire. Don Quixote, among other things, told him he ought to be +ready to go with him gladly, because any moment an adventure might +occur that might win an island in the twinkling of an eye and leave +him governor of it. On these and the like promises Sancho Panza (for +so the labourer was called) left wife and children, and engaged +himself as esquire to his neighbour.</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c07b"></a><img alt="c07b.jpg (322K)" src="images/c07b.jpg" height="818" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c07b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Don Quixote next set about +getting some money; and selling one thing and pawning another, and +making a bad bargain in every case, he got together a fair sum. He +provided himself with a buckler, which he begged as a loan from a +friend, and, restoring his battered helmet as best he could, he warned +his squire Sancho of the day and hour he meant to set out, that he +might provide himself with what he thought most needful. Above all, he +charged him to take alforjas with him. The other said he would, and +that he meant to take also a very good ass he had, as he was not +much given to going on foot. About the ass, Don Quixote hesitated a +little, trying whether he could call to mind any knight-errant +taking with him an esquire mounted on ass-back, but no instance +occurred to his memory. For all that, however, he determined to take +him, intending to furnish him with a more honourable mount when a +chance of it presented itself, by appropriating the horse of the first +discourteous knight he encountered. Himself he provided with shirts +and such other things as he could, according to the advice the host +had given him; all which being done, without taking leave, Sancho +Panza of his wife and children, or Don Quixote of his housekeeper +and niece, they sallied forth unseen by anybody from the village one +night, and made such good way in the course of it that by daylight +they held themselves safe from discovery, even should search be made +for them.</p> + +<p>Sancho rode on his ass like a patriarch, with his alforjas and bota, +and longing to see himself soon governor of the island his master +had promised him. Don Quixote decided upon taking the same route and +road he had taken on his first journey, that over the Campo de +Montiel, which he travelled with less discomfort than on the last +occasion, for, as it was early morning and the rays of the sun fell on +them obliquely, the heat did not distress them.</p> + +<p>And now said Sancho Panza to his master, "Your worship will take +care, Senor Knight-errant, not to forget about the island you have +promised me, for be it ever so big I'll be equal to governing it."</p> + +<p>To which Don Quixote replied, "Thou must know, friend Sancho +Panza, that it was a practice very much in vogue with the +knights-errant of old to make their squires governors of the islands +or kingdoms they won, and I am determined that there shall be no +failure on my part in so liberal a custom; on the contrary, I mean +to improve upon it, for they sometimes, and perhaps most frequently, +waited until their squires were old, and then when they had had enough +of service and hard days and worse nights, they gave them some title +or other, of count, or at the most marquis, of some valley or province +more or less; but if thou livest and I live, it may well be that +before six days are over, I may have won some kingdom that has +others dependent upon it, which will be just the thing to enable +thee to be crowned king of one of them. Nor needst thou count this +wonderful, for things and chances fall to the lot of such knights in +ways so unexampled and unexpected that I might easily give thee even +more than I promise thee."</p> + +<p>"In that case," said Sancho Panza, "if I should become a king by one +of those miracles your worship speaks of, even Juana Gutierrez, my old +woman, would come to be queen and my children infantes."</p> + +<p>"Well, who doubts it?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"I doubt it," replied Sancho Panza, "because for my part I am +persuaded that though God should shower down kingdoms upon earth, +not one of them would fit the head of Mari Gutierrez. Let me tell you, +senor, she is not worth two maravedis for a queen; countess will fit +her better, and that only with God's help."</p> + +<p>"Leave it to God, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "for he will give +her what suits her best; but do not undervalue thyself so much as to +come to be content with anything less than being governor of a +province."</p> + +<p>"I will not, senor," answered Sancho, "specially as I have a man +of such quality for a master in your worship, who will know how to +give me all that will be suitable for me and that I can bear."</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c07e"></a><img alt="c07e.jpg (70K)" src="images/c07e.jpg" height="747" width="589"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch8"></a>CHAPTER VIII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE +TERRIBLE AND UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER +OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO BE FITLY RECORDED +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center><a name="c08a"></a><img alt="c08a.jpg (142K)" src="images/c08a.jpg" height="428" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c08a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>At this point they came in sight of thirty forty windmills that +there are on plain, and as soon as Don Quixote saw them he said to his +squire, "Fortune is arranging matters for us better than we could have +shaped our desires ourselves, for look there, friend Sancho Panza, +where thirty or more monstrous giants present themselves, all of +whom I mean to engage in battle and slay, and with whose spoils we +shall begin to make our fortunes; for this is righteous warfare, and +it is God's good service to sweep so evil a breed from off the face of +the earth."</p> + +<p>"What giants?" said Sancho Panza.</p> + +<p>"Those thou seest there," answered his master, "with the long +arms, and some have them nearly two leagues long."</p> + +<p>"Look, your worship," said Sancho; "what we see there are not giants +but windmills, and what seem to be their arms are the sails that +turned by the wind make the millstone go."</p> + +<p>"It is easy to see," replied Don Quixote, "that thou art not used to +this business of adventures; those are giants; and if thou art afraid, +away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage +them in fierce and unequal combat."</p> + +<p>So saying, he gave the spur to his steed Rocinante, heedless of +the cries his squire Sancho sent after him, warning him that most +certainly they were windmills and not giants he was going to attack. +He, however, was so positive they were giants that he neither heard +the cries of Sancho, nor perceived, near as he was, what they were, +but made at them shouting, "Fly not, cowards and vile beings, for a +single knight attacks you."</p> + +<p>A slight breeze at this moment sprang up, and the great sails +began to move, seeing which Don Quixote exclaimed, "Though ye flourish +more arms than the giant Briareus, ye have to reckon with me."</p> + +<p>So saying, and commending himself with all his heart to his lady +Dulcinea, imploring her to support him in such a peril, with lance +in rest and covered by his buckler, he charged at Rocinante's +fullest gallop and fell upon the first mill that stood in front of +him; but as he drove his lance-point into the sail the wind whirled it +round with such force that it shivered the lance to pieces, sweeping +with it horse and rider, who went rolling over on the plain, in a +sorry condition. Sancho hastened to his assistance as fast as his +ass could go, and when he came up found him unable to move, with +such a shock had Rocinante fallen with him.</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c08b"></a><img alt="c08b.jpg (358K)" src="images/c08b.jpg" height="812" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c08b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"God bless me!" said Sancho, "did I not tell your worship to mind +what you were about, for they were only windmills? and no one could +have made any mistake about it but one who had something of the same +kind in his head."</p> + +<p>"Hush, friend Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "the fortunes of war +more than any other are liable to frequent fluctuations; and +moreover I think, and it is the truth, that that same sage Friston who +carried off my study and books, has turned these giants into mills +in order to rob me of the glory of vanquishing them, such is the +enmity he bears me; but in the end his wicked arts will avail but +little against my good sword."</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c08c"></a><img alt="c08c.jpg (301K)" src="images/c08c.jpg" height="833" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c08c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"God order it as he may," said Sancho Panza, and helping him to rise +got him up again on Rocinante, whose shoulder was half out; and +then, discussing the late adventure, they followed the road to +Puerto Lapice, for there, said Don Quixote, they could not fail to +find adventures in abundance and variety, as it was a great +thoroughfare. For all that, he was much grieved at the loss of his +lance, and saying so to his squire, he added, "I remember having +read how a Spanish knight, Diego Perez de Vargas by name, having +broken his sword in battle, tore from an oak a ponderous bough or +branch, and with it did such things that day, and pounded so many +Moors, that he got the surname of Machuca, and he and his +descendants from that day forth were called Vargas y Machuca. I +mention this because from the first oak I see I mean to rend such +another branch, large and stout like that, with which I am +determined and resolved to do such deeds that thou mayest deem thyself +very fortunate in being found worthy to come and see them, and be an +eyewitness of things that will with difficulty be believed."</p> + +<p>"Be that as God will," said Sancho, "I believe it all as your +worship says it; but straighten yourself a little, for you seem all on +one side, may be from the shaking of the fall."</p> + +<p>"That is the truth," said Don Quixote, "and if I make no complaint +of the pain it is because knights-errant are not permitted to complain +of any wound, even though their bowels be coming out through it."</p> + +<p>"If so," said Sancho, "I have nothing to say; but God knows I +would rather your worship complained when anything ailed you. For my +part, I confess I must complain however small the ache may be; +unless this rule about not complaining extends to the squires of +knights-errant also."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote could not help laughing at his squire's simplicity, +and he assured him he might complain whenever and however he chose, +just as he liked, for, so far, he had never read of anything to the +contrary in the order of knighthood.</p> + +<p>Sancho bade him remember it was dinner-time, to which his master +answered that he wanted nothing himself just then, but that he might +eat when he had a mind. With this permission Sancho settled himself as +comfortably as he could on his beast, and taking out of the alforjas +what he had stowed away in them, he jogged along behind his master +munching deliberately, and from time to time taking a pull at the bota +with a relish that the thirstiest tapster in Malaga might have envied; +and while he went on in this way, gulping down draught after +draught, he never gave a thought to any of the promises his master had +made him, nor did he rate it as hardship but rather as recreation +going in quest of adventures, however dangerous they might be. Finally +they passed the night among some trees, from one of which Don +Quixote plucked a dry branch to serve him after a fashion as a +lance, and fixed on it the head he had removed from the broken one. +All that night Don Quixote lay awake thinking of his lady Dulcinea, in +order to conform to what he had read in his books, how many a night in +the forests and deserts knights used to lie sleepless supported by the +memory of their mistresses. Not so did Sancho Panza spend it, for +having his stomach full of something stronger than chicory water he +made but one sleep of it, and, if his master had not called him, +neither the rays of the sun beating on his face nor all the cheery +notes of the birds welcoming the approach of day would have had +power to waken him. On getting up he tried the bota and found it +somewhat less full than the night before, which grieved his heart +because they did not seem to be on the way to remedy the deficiency +readily. Don Quixote did not care to break his fast, for, as has +been already said, he confined himself to savoury recollections for +nourishment.</p> + +<p>They returned to the road they had set out with, leading to Puerto +Lapice, and at three in the afternoon they came in sight of it. "Here, +brother Sancho Panza," said Don Quixote when he saw it, "we may plunge +our hands up to the elbows in what they call adventures; but +observe, even shouldst thou see me in the greatest danger in the +world, thou must not put a hand to thy sword in my defence, unless +indeed thou perceivest that those who assail me are rabble or base +folk; for in that case thou mayest very properly aid me; but if they +be knights it is on no account permitted or allowed thee by the laws +of knighthood to help me until thou hast been dubbed a knight."</p> + +<p>"Most certainly, senor," replied Sancho, "your worship shall be +fully obeyed in this matter; all the more as of myself I am peaceful +and no friend to mixing in strife and quarrels: it is true that as +regards the defence of my own person I shall not give much heed to +those laws, for laws human and divine allow each one to defend himself +against any assailant whatever."</p> + +<p>"That I grant," said Don Quixote, "but in this matter of aiding me +against knights thou must put a restraint upon thy natural +impetuosity."</p> + +<p>"I will do so, I promise you," answered Sancho, "and will keep +this precept as carefully as Sunday."</p> + +<p>While they were thus talking there appeared on the road two friars +of the order of St. Benedict, mounted on two dromedaries, for not less +tall were the two mules they rode on. They wore travelling +spectacles and carried sunshades; and behind them came a coach +attended by four or five persons on horseback and two muleteers on +foot. In the coach there was, as afterwards appeared, a Biscay lady on +her way to Seville, where her husband was about to take passage for +the Indies with an appointment of high honour. The friars, though +going the same road, were not in her company; but the moment Don +Quixote perceived them he said to his squire, "Either I am mistaken, +or this is going to be the most famous adventure that has ever been +seen, for those black bodies we see there must be, and doubtless +are, magicians who are carrying off some stolen princess in that +coach, and with all my might I must undo this wrong."</p> + +<p>"This will be worse than the windmills," said Sancho. "Look, +senor; those are friars of St. Benedict, and the coach plainly belongs +to some travellers: I tell you to mind well what you are about and +don't let the devil mislead you."</p> + +<p>"I have told thee already, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "that on +the subject of adventures thou knowest little. What I say is the +truth, as thou shalt see presently."</p> + +<p>So saying, he advanced and posted himself in the middle of the +road along which the friars were coming, and as soon as he thought +they had come near enough to hear what he said, he cried aloud, +"Devilish and unnatural beings, release instantly the highborn +princesses whom you are carrying off by force in this coach, else +prepare to meet a speedy death as the just punishment of your evil +deeds."</p> + +<p>The friars drew rein and stood wondering at the appearance of Don +Quixote as well as at his words, to which they replied, "Senor +Caballero, we are not devilish or unnatural, but two brothers of St. +Benedict following our road, nor do we know whether or not there are +any captive princesses coming in this coach."</p> + +<p>"No soft words with me, for I know you, lying rabble," said Don +Quixote, and without waiting for a reply he spurred Rocinante and with +levelled lance charged the first friar with such fury and +determination, that, if the friar had not flung himself off the +mule, he would have brought him to the ground against his will, and +sore wounded, if not killed outright. The second brother, seeing how +his comrade was treated, drove his heels into his castle of a mule and +made off across the country faster than the wind.</p> + +<p>Sancho Panza, when he saw the friar on the ground, dismounting +briskly from his ass, rushed towards him and began to strip off his +gown. At that instant the friars muleteers came up and asked what he +was stripping him for. Sancho answered them that this fell to him +lawfully as spoil of the battle which his lord Don Quixote had won. +The muleteers, who had no idea of a joke and did not understand all +this about battles and spoils, seeing that Don Quixote was some +distance off talking to the travellers in the coach, fell upon Sancho, +knocked him down, and leaving hardly a hair in his beard, belaboured +him with kicks and left him stretched breathless and senseless on +the ground; and without any more delay helped the friar to mount, who, +trembling, terrified, and pale, as soon as he found himself in the +saddle, spurred after his companion, who was standing at a distance +looking on, watching the result of the onslaught; then, not caring +to wait for the end of the affair just begun, they pursued their +journey making more crosses than if they had the devil after them.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote was, as has been said, speaking to the lady in the +coach: "Your beauty, lady mine," said he, "may now dispose of your +person as may be most in accordance with your pleasure, for the +pride of your ravishers lies prostrate on the ground through this +strong arm of mine; and lest you should be pining to know the name +of your deliverer, know that I am called Don Quixote of La Mancha, +knight-errant and adventurer, and captive to the peerless and +beautiful lady Dulcinea del Toboso: and in return for the service +you have received of me I ask no more than that you should return to +El Toboso, and on my behalf present yourself before that lady and tell +her what I have done to set you free."</p> + +<p>One of the squires in attendance upon the coach, a Biscayan, was +listening to all Don Quixote was saying, and, perceiving that he would +not allow the coach to go on, but was saying it must return at once to +El Toboso, he made at him, and seizing his lance addressed him in +bad Castilian and worse Biscayan after his fashion, "Begone, +caballero, and ill go with thee; by the God that made me, unless +thou quittest coach, slayest thee as art here a Biscayan."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote understood him quite well, and answered him very +quietly, "If thou wert a knight, as thou art none, I should have +already chastised thy folly and rashness, miserable creature." To +which the Biscayan returned, "I no gentleman!—I swear to God thou +liest as I am Christian: if thou droppest lance and drawest sword, +soon shalt thou see thou art carrying water to the cat: Biscayan on +land, hidalgo at sea, hidalgo at the devil, and look, if thou sayest +otherwise thou liest."</p> + +<p>"'"You will see presently," said Agrajes,'" replied Don Quixote; and +throwing his lance on the ground he drew his sword, braced his buckler +on his arm, and attacked the Biscayan, bent upon taking his life.</p> + +<p>The Biscayan, when he saw him coming on, though he wished to +dismount from his mule, in which, being one of those sorry ones let +out for hire, he had no confidence, had no choice but to draw his +sword; it was lucky for him, however, that he was near the coach, from +which he was able to snatch a cushion that served him for a shield; +and they went at one another as if they had been two mortal enemies. +The others strove to make peace between them, but could not, for the +Biscayan declared in his disjointed phrase that if they did not let +him finish his battle he would kill his mistress and everyone that +strove to prevent him. The lady in the coach, amazed and terrified +at what she saw, ordered the coachman to draw aside a little, and +set herself to watch this severe struggle, in the course of which +the Biscayan smote Don Quixote a mighty stroke on the shoulder over +the top of his buckler, which, given to one without armour, would have +cleft him to the waist. Don Quixote, feeling the weight of this +prodigious blow, cried aloud, saying, "O lady of my soul, Dulcinea, +flower of beauty, come to the aid of this your knight, who, in +fulfilling his obligations to your beauty, finds himself in this +extreme peril." To say this, to lift his sword, to shelter himself +well behind his buckler, and to assail the Biscayan was the work of an +instant, determined as he was to venture all upon a single blow. The +Biscayan, seeing him come on in this way, was convinced of his courage +by his spirited bearing, and resolved to follow his example, so he +waited for him keeping well under cover of his cushion, being unable +to execute any sort of manoeuvre with his mule, which, dead tired +and never meant for this kind of game, could not stir a step.</p> + +<p>On, then, as aforesaid, came Don Quixote against the wary +Biscayan, with uplifted sword and a firm intention of splitting him in +half, while on his side the Biscayan waited for him sword in hand, and +under the protection of his cushion; and all present stood +trembling, waiting in suspense the result of blows such as +threatened to fall, and the lady in the coach and the rest of her +following were making a thousand vows and offerings to all the +images and shrines of Spain, that God might deliver her squire and all +of them from this great peril in which they found themselves. But it +spoils all, that at this point and crisis the author of the history +leaves this battle impending, giving as excuse that he could find +nothing more written about these achievements of Don Quixote than what +has been already set forth. It is true the second author of this +work was unwilling to believe that a history so curious could have +been allowed to fall under the sentence of oblivion, or that the +wits of La Mancha could have been so undiscerning as not to preserve +in their archives or registries some documents referring to this +famous knight; and this being his persuasion, he did not despair of +finding the conclusion of this pleasant history, which, heaven +favouring him, he did find in a way that shall be related in the +Second Part.</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c08e"></a><img alt="c08e.jpg (54K)" src="images/c08e.jpg" height="409" width="650"> +</center> + + +<br> +<br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p2.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p4.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p4.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p4.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a28aede --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p4.htm @@ -0,0 +1,1499 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol.I., Part 4.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p3.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p5.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + + + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 4. +<br><br> +Chapters 9-13 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch9">CHAPTER IX</a> +IN WHICH IS CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE +BETWEEN THE GALLANT BISCAYAN AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN + +<a href="#ch10">CHAPTER X</a> +OF THE PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE +AND HIS SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA + +<a href="#ch11">CHAPTER XI</a> +OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS + +<a href="#ch12">CHAPTER XII</a> +OF WHAT A GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE + +<a href="#ch13">CHAPTER XIII</a> +IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, +WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch9"></a>CHAPTER IX.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH IS CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE BETWEEN THE +GALLANT BISCAYAN AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN +</h3></center> +<br> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c09a"></a><img alt="c09a.jpg (142K)" src="images/c09a.jpg" height="447" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c09a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>In the First Part of this history we left the valiant Biscayan and +the renowned Don Quixote with drawn swords uplifted, ready to +deliver two such furious slashing blows that if they had fallen full +and fair they would at least have split and cleft them asunder from +top to toe and laid them open like a pomegranate; and at this so +critical point the delightful history came to a stop and stood cut +short without any intimation from the author where what was missing +was to be found.</p> + +<p>This distressed me greatly, because the pleasure derived from having +read such a small portion turned to vexation at the thought of the +poor chance that presented itself of finding the large part that, so +it seemed to me, was missing of such an interesting tale. It +appeared to me to be a thing impossible and contrary to all +precedent that so good a knight should have been without some sage +to undertake the task of writing his marvellous achievements; a +thing that was never wanting to any of those knights-errant who, +they say, went after adventures; for every one of them had one or +two sages as if made on purpose, who not only recorded their deeds but +described their most trifling thoughts and follies, however secret +they might be; and such a good knight could not have been so +unfortunate as not to have what Platir and others like him had in +abundance. And so I could not bring myself to believe that such a +gallant tale had been left maimed and mutilated, and I laid the +blame on Time, the devourer and destroyer of all things, that had +either concealed or consumed it.</p> + +<p>On the other hand, it struck me that, inasmuch as among his books +there had been found such modern ones as "The Enlightenment of +Jealousy" and the "Nymphs and Shepherds of Henares," his story must +likewise be modern, and that though it might not be written, it +might exist in the memory of the people of his village and of those in +the neighbourhood. This reflection kept me perplexed and longing to +know really and truly the whole life and wondrous deeds of our +famous Spaniard, Don Quixote of La Mancha, light and mirror of +Manchegan chivalry, and the first that in our age and in these so evil +days devoted himself to the labour and exercise of the arms of +knight-errantry, righting wrongs, succouring widows, and protecting +damsels of that sort that used to ride about, whip in hand, on their +palfreys, with all their virginity about them, from mountain to +mountain and valley to valley—for, if it were not for some ruffian, +or boor with a hood and hatchet, or monstrous giant, that forced them, +there were in days of yore damsels that at the end of eighty years, in +all which time they had never slept a day under a roof, went to +their graves as much maids as the mothers that bore them. I say, then, +that in these and other respects our gallant Don Quixote is worthy +of everlasting and notable praise, nor should it be withheld even from +me for the labour and pains spent in searching for the conclusion of +this delightful history; though I know well that if Heaven, chance and +good fortune had not helped me, the world would have remained deprived +of an entertainment and pleasure that for a couple of hours or so +may well occupy him who shall read it attentively. The discovery of it +occurred in this way.</p> + +<p>One day, as I was in the Alcana of Toledo, a boy came up to sell +some pamphlets and old papers to a silk mercer, and, as I am fond of +reading even the very scraps of paper in the streets, led by this +natural bent of mine I took up one of the pamphlets the boy had for +sale, and saw that it was in characters which I recognised as +Arabic, and as I was unable to read them though I could recognise +them, I looked about to see if there were any Spanish-speaking Morisco +at hand to read them for me; nor was there any great difficulty in +finding such an interpreter, for even had I sought one for an older +and better language I should have found him. In short, chance provided +me with one, who when I told him what I wanted and put the book into +his hands, opened it in the middle and after reading a little in it +began to laugh. I asked him what he was laughing at, and he replied +that it was at something the book had written in the margin by way +of a note. I bade him tell it to me; and he still laughing said, "In +the margin, as I told you, this is written: 'This Dulcinea del +Toboso so often mentioned in this history, had, they say, the best +hand of any woman in all La Mancha for salting pigs.'"</p> + +<p>When I heard Dulcinea del Toboso named, I was struck with surprise +and amazement, for it occurred to me at once that these pamphlets +contained the history of Don Quixote. With this idea I pressed him +to read the beginning, and doing so, turning the Arabic offhand into +Castilian, he told me it meant, "History of Don Quixote of La +Mancha, written by Cide Hamete Benengeli, an Arab historian." It +required great caution to hide the joy I felt when the title of the +book reached my ears, and snatching it from the silk mercer, I +bought all the papers and pamphlets from the boy for half a real; +and if he had had his wits about him and had known how eager I was for +them, he might have safely calculated on making more than six reals by +the bargain. I withdrew at once with the Morisco into the cloister +of the cathedral, and begged him to turn all these pamphlets that +related to Don Quixote into the Castilian tongue, without omitting +or adding anything to them, offering him whatever payment he +pleased. He was satisfied with two arrobas of raisins and two +bushels of wheat, and promised to translate them faithfully and with +all despatch; but to make the matter easier, and not to let such a +precious find out of my hands, I took him to my house, where in little +more than a month and a half he translated the whole just as it is set +down here.</p> + +<p>In the first pamphlet the battle between Don Quixote and the +Biscayan was drawn to the very life, they planted in the same attitude +as the history describes, their swords raised, and the one protected +by his buckler, the other by his cushion, and the Biscayan's mule so +true to nature that it could be seen to be a hired one a bowshot +off. The Biscayan had an inscription under his feet which said, "Don +Sancho de Azpeitia," which no doubt must have been his name; and at +the feet of Rocinante was another that said, "Don Quixote." +Rocinante was marvellously portrayed, so long and thin, so lank and +lean, with so much backbone and so far gone in consumption, that he +showed plainly with what judgment and propriety the name of +Rocinante had been bestowed upon him. Near him was Sancho Panza +holding the halter of his ass, at whose feet was another label that +said, "Sancho Zancas," and according to the picture, he must have +had a big belly, a short body, and long shanks, for which reason, no +doubt, the names of Panza and Zancas were given him, for by these +two surnames the history several times calls him. Some other +trifling particulars might be mentioned, but they are all of slight +importance and have nothing to do with the true relation of the +history; and no history can be bad so long as it is true.</p> + +<p>If against the present one any objection be raised on the score of +its truth, it can only be that its author was an Arab, as lying is a +very common propensity with those of that nation; though, as they +are such enemies of ours, it is conceivable that there were +omissions rather than additions made in the course of it. And this +is my own opinion; for, where he could and should give freedom to +his pen in praise of so worthy a knight, he seems to me deliberately +to pass it over in silence; which is ill done and worse contrived, for +it is the business and duty of historians to be exact, truthful, and +wholly free from passion, and neither interest nor fear, hatred nor +love, should make them swerve from the path of truth, whose mother +is history, rival of time, storehouse of deeds, witness for the +past, example and counsel for the present, and warning for the future. +In this I know will be found all that can be desired in the +pleasantest, and if it be wanting in any good quality, I maintain it +is the fault of its hound of an author and not the fault of the +subject. To be brief, its Second Part, according to the translation, +began in this way:</p> + +<p>With trenchant swords upraised and poised on high, it seemed as +though the two valiant and wrathful combatants stood threatening +heaven, and earth, and hell, with such resolution and determination +did they bear themselves. The fiery Biscayan was the first to strike a +blow, which was delivered with such force and fury that had not the +sword turned in its course, that single stroke would have sufficed +to put an end to the bitter struggle and to all the adventures of +our knight; but that good fortune which reserved him for greater +things, turned aside the sword of his adversary, so that although it +smote him upon the left shoulder, it did him no more harm than to +strip all that side of its armour, carrying away a great part of his +helmet with half of his ear, all which with fearful ruin fell to the +ground, leaving him in a sorry plight.</p> + +<p>Good God! Who is there that could properly describe the rage that +filled the heart of our Manchegan when he saw himself dealt with in +this fashion? All that can be said is, it was such that he again +raised himself in his stirrups, and, grasping his sword more firmly +with both hands, he came down on the Biscayan with such fury, +smiting him full over the cushion and over the head, that—even so +good a shield proving useless—as if a mountain had fallen on him, +he began to bleed from nose, mouth, and ears, reeling as if about to +fall backwards from his mule, as no doubt he would have done had he +not flung his arms about its neck; at the same time, however, he +slipped his feet out of the stirrups and then unclasped his arms, +and the mule, taking fright at the terrible blow, made off across +the plain, and with a few plunges flung its master to the ground. +Don Quixote stood looking on very calmly, and, when he saw him fall, +leaped from his horse and with great briskness ran to him, and, +presenting the point of his sword to his eyes, bade him surrender, +or he would cut his head off. The Biscayan was so bewildered that he +was unable to answer a word, and it would have gone hard with him, +so blind was Don Quixote, had not the ladies in the coach, who had +hitherto been watching the combat in great terror, hastened to where +he stood and implored him with earnest entreaties to grant them the +great grace and favour of sparing their squire's life; to which Don +Quixote replied with much gravity and dignity, "In truth, fair ladies, +I am well content to do what ye ask of me; but it must be on one +condition and understanding, which is that this knight promise me to +go to the village of El Toboso, and on my behalf present himself +before the peerless lady Dulcinea, that she deal with him as shall +be most pleasing to her."</p> + +<p>The terrified and disconsolate ladies, without discussing Don +Quixote's demand or asking who Dulcinea might be, promised that +their squire should do all that had been commanded.</p> + +<p>"Then, on the faith of that promise," said Don Quixote, "I shall +do him no further harm, though he well deserves it of me."</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c09e"></a><img alt="c09e.jpg (61K)" src="images/c09e.jpg" height="421" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c09e.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch10"></a>CHAPTER X.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS +SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center><a name="c10a"></a><img alt="c10a.jpg (91K)" src="images/c10a.jpg" height="379" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c10a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Now by this time Sancho had risen, rather the worse for the handling +of the friars' muleteers, and stood watching the battle of his master, +Don Quixote, and praying to God in his heart that it might be his will +to grant him the victory, and that he might thereby win some island to +make him governor of, as he had promised. Seeing, therefore, that +the struggle was now over, and that his master was returning to +mount Rocinante, he approached to hold the stirrup for him, and, +before he could mount, he went on his knees before him, and taking his +hand, kissed it saying, "May it please your worship, Senor Don +Quixote, to give me the government of that island which has been won +in this hard fight, for be it ever so big I feel myself in +sufficient force to be able to govern it as much and as well as anyone +in the world who has ever governed islands."</p> + +<p>To which Don Quixote replied, "Thou must take notice, brother +Sancho, that this adventure and those like it are not adventures of +islands, but of cross-roads, in which nothing is got except a broken +head or an ear the less: have patience, for adventures will present +themselves from which I may make you, not only a governor, but +something more."</p> + +<p>Sancho gave him many thanks, and again kissing his hand and the +skirt of his hauberk, helped him to mount Rocinante, and mounting +his ass himself, proceeded to follow his master, who at a brisk +pace, without taking leave, or saying anything further to the ladies +belonging to the coach, turned into a wood that was hard by. Sancho +followed him at his ass's best trot, but Rocinante stepped out so +that, seeing himself left behind, he was forced to call to his +master to wait for him. Don Quixote did so, reining in Rocinante until +his weary squire came up, who on reaching him said, "It seems to me, +senor, it would be prudent in us to go and take refuge in some church, +for, seeing how mauled he with whom you fought has been left, it +will be no wonder if they give information of the affair to the Holy +Brotherhood and arrest us, and, faith, if they do, before we come +out of gaol we shall have to sweat for it."</p> + +<p>"Peace," said Don Quixote; "where hast thou ever seen or heard +that a knight-errant has been arraigned before a court of justice, +however many homicides he may have committed?"</p> + +<p>"I know nothing about omecils," answered Sancho, "nor in my life +have had anything to do with one; I only know that the Holy +Brotherhood looks after those who fight in the fields, and in that +other matter I do not meddle."</p> + +<p>"Then thou needst have no uneasiness, my friend," said Don +Quixote, "for I will deliver thee out of the hands of the Chaldeans, +much more out of those of the Brotherhood. But tell me, as thou +livest, hast thou seen a more valiant knight than I in all the known +world; hast thou read in history of any who has or had higher mettle +in attack, more spirit in maintaining it, more dexterity in wounding +or skill in overthrowing?"</p> + +<p>"The truth is," answered Sancho, "that I have never read any +history, for I can neither read nor write, but what I will venture +to bet is that a more daring master than your worship I have never +served in all the days of my life, and God grant that this daring be +not paid for where I have said; what I beg of your worship is to dress +your wound, for a great deal of blood flows from that ear, and I +have here some lint and a little white ointment in the alforjas."</p> + +<p>"All that might be well dispensed with," said Don Quixote, "if I had +remembered to make a vial of the balsam of Fierabras, for time and +medicine are saved by one single drop."</p> + +<p>"What vial and what balsam is that?" said Sancho Panza.</p> + +<p>"It is a balsam," answered Don Quixote, "the receipt of which I have +in my memory, with which one need have no fear of death, or dread +dying of any wound; and so when I make it and give it to thee thou +hast nothing to do when in some battle thou seest they have cut me +in half through the middle of the body—as is wont to happen +frequently,—but neatly and with great nicety, ere the blood +congeal, to place that portion of the body which shall have fallen +to the ground upon the other half which remains in the saddle, +taking care to fit it on evenly and exactly. Then thou shalt give me +to drink but two drops of the balsam I have mentioned, and thou +shalt see me become sounder than an apple."</p> + +<p>"If that be so," said Panza, "I renounce henceforth the government +of the promised island, and desire nothing more in payment of my +many and faithful services than that your worship give me the +receipt of this supreme liquor, for I am persuaded it will be worth +more than two reals an ounce anywhere, and I want no more to pass +the rest of my life in ease and honour; but it remains to be told if +it costs much to make it."</p> + +<p>"With less than three reals, six quarts of it may be made," said Don +Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Sinner that I am!" said Sancho, "then why does your worship put off +making it and teaching it to me?"</p> + +<p>"Peace, friend," answered Don Quixote; "greater secrets I mean to +teach thee and greater favours to bestow upon thee; and for the +present let us see to the dressing, for my ear pains me more than I +could wish."</p> + +<p>Sancho took out some lint and ointment from the alforjas; but when +Don Quixote came to see his helmet shattered, he was like to lose +his senses, and clapping his hand upon his sword and raising his +eyes to heaven, be said, "I swear by the Creator of all things and the +four Gospels in their fullest extent, to do as the great Marquis of +Mantua did when he swore to avenge the death of his nephew Baldwin +(and that was not to eat bread from a table-cloth, nor embrace his +wife, and other points which, though I cannot now call them to mind, I +here grant as expressed) until I take complete vengeance upon him +who has committed such an offence against me."</p> + +<p>Hearing this, Sancho said to him, "Your worship should bear in mind, +Senor Don Quixote, that if the knight has done what was commanded +him in going to present himself before my lady Dulcinea del Toboso, he +will have done all that he was bound to do, and does not deserve +further punishment unless he commits some new offence."</p> + +<p>"Thou hast said well and hit the point," answered Don Quixote; and +so I recall the oath in so far as relates to taking fresh vengeance on +him, but I make and confirm it anew to lead the life I have said until +such time as I take by force from some knight another helmet such as +this and as good; and think not, Sancho, that I am raising smoke +with straw in doing so, for I have one to imitate in the matter, since +the very same thing to a hair happened in the case of Mambrino's +helmet, which cost Sacripante so dear."</p> + +<p>"Senor," replied Sancho, "let your worship send all such oaths to +the devil, for they are very pernicious to salvation and prejudicial +to the conscience; just tell me now, if for several days to come we +fall in with no man armed with a helmet, what are we to do? Is the +oath to be observed in spite of all the inconvenience and discomfort +it will be to sleep in your clothes, and not to sleep in a house, +and a thousand other mortifications contained in the oath of that +old fool the Marquis of Mantua, which your worship is now wanting to +revive? Let your worship observe that there are no men in armour +travelling on any of these roads, nothing but carriers and carters, +who not only do not wear helmets, but perhaps never heard tell of them +all their lives."</p> + +<p>"Thou art wrong there," said Don Quixote, "for we shall not have +been above two hours among these cross-roads before we see more men in +armour than came to Albraca to win the fair Angelica."</p> + +<p>"Enough," said Sancho; "so be it then, and God grant us success, and +that the time for winning that island which is costing me so dear +may soon come, and then let me die."</p> + +<p>"I have already told thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "not to give +thyself any uneasiness on that score; for if an island should fail, +there is the kingdom of Denmark, or of Sobradisa, which will fit +thee as a ring fits the finger, and all the more that, being on +terra firma, thou wilt all the better enjoy thyself. But let us +leave that to its own time; see if thou hast anything for us to eat in +those alforjas, because we must presently go in quest of some castle +where we may lodge to-night and make the balsam I told thee of, for +I swear to thee by God, this ear is giving me great pain."</p> + +<p>"I have here an onion and a little cheese and a few scraps of +bread," said Sancho, "but they are not victuals fit for a valiant +knight like your worship."</p> + +<p>"How little thou knowest about it," answered Don Quixote; "I would +have thee to know, Sancho, that it is the glory of knights-errant to +go without eating for a month, and even when they do eat, that it +should be of what comes first to hand; and this would have been +clear to thee hadst thou read as many histories as I have, for, though +they are very many, among them all I have found no mention made of +knights-errant eating, unless by accident or at some sumptuous +banquets prepared for them, and the rest of the time they passed in +dalliance. And though it is plain they could not do without eating and +performing all the other natural functions, because, in fact, they +were men like ourselves, it is plain too that, wandering as they did +the most part of their lives through woods and wilds and without a +cook, their most usual fare would be rustic viands such as those +thou now offer me; so that, friend Sancho, let not that distress +thee which pleases me, and do not seek to make a new world or +pervert knight-errantry."</p> + +<p>"Pardon me, your worship," said Sancho, "for, as I cannot read or +write, as I said just now, I neither know nor comprehend the rules +of the profession of chivalry: henceforward I will stock the +alforjas with every kind of dry fruit for your worship, as you are a +knight; and for myself, as I am not one, I will furnish them with +poultry and other things more substantial."</p> + +<p>"I do not say, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "that it is +imperative on knights-errant not to eat anything else but the fruits +thou speakest of; only that their more usual diet must be those, and +certain herbs they found in the fields which they knew and I know +too."</p> + +<p>"A good thing it is," answered Sancho, "to know those herbs, for +to my thinking it will be needful some day to put that knowledge +into practice."</p> + +<p>And here taking out what he said he had brought, the pair made their +repast peaceably and sociably. But anxious to find quarters for the +night, they with all despatch made an end of their poor dry fare, +mounted at once, and made haste to reach some habitation before +night set in; but daylight and the hope of succeeding in their +object failed them close by the huts of some goatherds, so they +determined to pass the night there, and it was as much to Sancho's +discontent not to have reached a house, as it was to his master's +satisfaction to sleep under the open heaven, for he fancied that +each time this happened to him he performed an act of ownership that +helped to prove his chivalry.</p> + + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c10e"></a><img alt="c10e.jpg (57K)" src="images/c10e.jpg" height="462" width="650"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch11"></a>CHAPTER XI.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center><a name="c11a"></a><img alt="c11a.jpg (173K)" src="images/c11a.jpg" height="460" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c11a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>He was cordially welcomed by the goatherds, and Sancho, having as +best he could put up Rocinante and the ass, drew towards the fragrance +that came from some pieces of salted goat simmering in a pot on the +fire; and though he would have liked at once to try if they were ready +to be transferred from the pot to the stomach, he refrained from doing +so as the goatherds removed them from the fire, and laying +sheepskins on the ground, quickly spread their rude table, and with +signs of hearty good-will invited them both to share what they had. +Round the skins six of the men belonging to the fold seated +themselves, having first with rough politeness pressed Don Quixote +to take a seat upon a trough which they placed for him upside down. +Don Quixote seated himself, and Sancho remained standing to serve +the cup, which was made of horn. Seeing him standing, his master +said to him:</p> + +<p>"That thou mayest see, Sancho, the good that knight-errantry +contains in itself, and how those who fill any office in it are on the +high road to be speedily honoured and esteemed by the world, I +desire that thou seat thyself here at my side and in the company of +these worthy people, and that thou be one with me who am thy master +and natural lord, and that thou eat from my plate and drink from +whatever I drink from; for the same may be said of knight-errantry +as of love, that it levels all."</p> + +<p>"Great thanks," said Sancho, "but I may tell your worship that +provided I have enough to eat, I can eat it as well, or better, +standing, and by myself, than seated alongside of an emperor. And +indeed, if the truth is to be told, what I eat in my corner without +form or fuss has much more relish for me, even though it be bread +and onions, than the turkeys of those other tables where I am forced +to chew slowly, drink little, wipe my mouth every minute, and cannot +sneeze or cough if I want or do other things that are the privileges +of liberty and solitude. So, senor, as for these honours which your +worship would put upon me as a servant and follower of +knight-errantry, exchange them for other things which may be of more +use and advantage to me; for these, though I fully acknowledge them as +received, I renounce from this moment to the end of the world."</p> + +<p>"For all that," said Don Quixote, "thou must seat thyself, because +him who humbleth himself God exalteth;" and seizing him by the arm +he forced him to sit down beside himself.</p> + +<p>The goatherds did not understand this jargon about squires and +knights-errant, and all they did was to eat in silence and stare at +their guests, who with great elegance and appetite were stowing away +pieces as big as one's fist. The course of meat finished, they +spread upon the sheepskins a great heap of parched acorns, and with +them they put down a half cheese harder than if it had been made of +mortar. All this while the horn was not idle, for it went round so +constantly, now full, now empty, like the bucket of a water-wheel, +that it soon drained one of the two wine-skins that were in sight. +When Don Quixote had quite appeased his appetite he took up a +handful of the acorns, and contemplating them attentively delivered +himself somewhat in this fashion:</p> + +<p>"Happy the age, happy the time, to which the ancients gave the +name of golden, not because in that fortunate age the gold so +coveted in this our iron one was gained without toil, but because they +that lived in it knew not the two words "mine" and "thine"! In that +blessed age all things were in common; to win the daily food no labour +was required of any save to stretch forth his hand and gather it +from the sturdy oaks that stood generously inviting him with their +sweet ripe fruit. The clear streams and running brooks yielded their +savoury limpid waters in noble abundance. The busy and sagacious +bees fixed their republic in the clefts of the rocks and hollows of +the trees, offering without usance the plenteous produce of their +fragrant toil to every hand. The mighty cork trees, unenforced save of +their own courtesy, shed the broad light bark that served at first +to roof the houses supported by rude stakes, a protection against +the inclemency of heaven alone. Then all was peace, all friendship, +all concord; as yet the dull share of the crooked plough had not dared +to rend and pierce the tender bowels of our first mother that +without compulsion yielded from every portion of her broad fertile +bosom all that could satisfy, sustain, and delight the children that +then possessed her. Then was it that the innocent and fair young +shepherdess roamed from vale to vale and hill to hill, with flowing +locks, and no more garments than were needful modestly to cover what +modesty seeks and ever sought to hide. Nor were their ornaments like +those in use to-day, set off by Tyrian purple, and silk tortured in +endless fashions, but the wreathed leaves of the green dock and ivy, +wherewith they went as bravely and becomingly decked as our Court +dames with all the rare and far-fetched artifices that idle +curiosity has taught them. Then the love-thoughts of the heart clothed +themselves simply and naturally as the heart conceived them, nor +sought to commend themselves by forced and rambling verbiage. Fraud, +deceit, or malice had then not yet mingled with truth and sincerity. +Justice held her ground, undisturbed and unassailed by the efforts +of favour and of interest, that now so much impair, pervert, and beset +her. Arbitrary law had not yet established itself in the mind of the +judge, for then there was no cause to judge and no one to be judged. +Maidens and modesty, as I have said, wandered at will alone and +unattended, without fear of insult from lawlessness or libertine +assault, and if they were undone it was of their own will and +pleasure. But now in this hateful age of ours not one is safe, not +though some new labyrinth like that of Crete conceal and surround her; +even there the pestilence of gallantry will make its way to them +through chinks or on the air by the zeal of its accursed +importunity, and, despite of all seclusion, lead them to ruin. In +defence of these, as time advanced and wickedness increased, the order +of knights-errant was instituted, to defend maidens, to protect widows +and to succour the orphans and the needy. To this order I belong, +brother goatherds, to whom I return thanks for the hospitality and +kindly welcome ye offer me and my squire; for though by natural law +all living are bound to show favour to knights-errant, yet, seeing +that without knowing this obligation ye have welcomed and feasted +me, it is right that with all the good-will in my power I should thank +you for yours."</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c11b"></a><img alt="c11b.jpg (349K)" src="images/c11b.jpg" height="831" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c11b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>All this long harangue (which might very well have been spared) +our knight delivered because the acorns they gave him reminded him +of the golden age; and the whim seized him to address all this +unnecessary argument to the goatherds, who listened to him gaping in +amazement without saying a word in reply. Sancho likewise held his +peace and ate acorns, and paid repeated visits to the second +wine-skin, which they had hung up on a cork tree to keep the wine +cool.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote was longer in talking than the supper in finishing, at +the end of which one of the goatherds said, "That your worship, +senor knight-errant, may say with more truth that we show you +hospitality with ready good-will, we will give you amusement and +pleasure by making one of our comrades sing: he will be here before +long, and he is a very intelligent youth and deep in love, and what is +more he can read and write and play on the rebeck to perfection."</p> + +<p>The goatherd had hardly done speaking, when the notes of the +rebeck reached their ears; and shortly after, the player came up, a +very good-looking young man of about two-and-twenty. His comrades +asked him if he had supped, and on his replying that he had, he who +had already made the offer said to him:</p> + +<p>"In that case, Antonio, thou mayest as well do us the pleasure of +singing a little, that the gentleman, our guest, may see that even +in the mountains and woods there are musicians: we have told him of +thy accomplishments, and we want thee to show them and prove that we +say true; so, as thou livest, pray sit down and sing that ballad about +thy love that thy uncle the prebendary made thee, and that was so much +liked in the town."</p> + +<p>"With all my heart," said the young man, and without waiting for +more pressing he seated himself on the trunk of a felled oak, and +tuning his rebeck, presently began to sing to these words.</p> + +<pre> + ANTONIO'S BALLAD + +Thou dost love me well, Olalla; + Well I know it, even though +Love's mute tongues, thine eyes, have never + By their glances told me so. + +For I know my love thou knowest, + Therefore thine to claim I dare: +Once it ceases to be secret, + Love need never feel despair. + +True it is, Olalla, sometimes + Thou hast all too plainly shown +That thy heart is brass in hardness, + And thy snowy bosom stone. + +Yet for all that, in thy coyness, + And thy fickle fits between, +Hope is there—at least the border + Of her garment may be seen. + +Lures to faith are they, those glimpses, + And to faith in thee I hold; +Kindness cannot make it stronger, + Coldness cannot make it cold. + +If it be that love is gentle, + In thy gentleness I see +Something holding out assurance + To the hope of winning thee. + +If it be that in devotion + Lies a power hearts to move, +That which every day I show thee, + Helpful to my suit should prove. + +Many a time thou must have noticed— + If to notice thou dost care— +How I go about on Monday + Dressed in all my Sunday wear. + +Love's eyes love to look on brightness; + Love loves what is gaily drest; +Sunday, Monday, all I care is + Thou shouldst see me in my best. + +No account I make of dances, + Or of strains that pleased thee so, +Keeping thee awake from midnight + Till the cocks began to crow; + +Or of how I roundly swore it + That there's none so fair as thou; +True it is, but as I said it, + By the girls I'm hated now. + +For Teresa of the hillside + At my praise of thee was sore; +Said, "You think you love an angel; + It's a monkey you adore; + +"Caught by all her glittering trinkets, + And her borrowed braids of hair, +And a host of made-up beauties + That would Love himself ensnare." + +'T was a lie, and so I told her, + And her cousin at the word +Gave me his defiance for it; + And what followed thou hast heard. + +Mine is no high-flown affection, + Mine no passion par amours— +As they call it—what I offer + Is an honest love, and pure. + +Cunning cords the holy Church has, + Cords of softest silk they be; +Put thy neck beneath the yoke, dear; + Mine will follow, thou wilt see. + +Else—and once for all I swear it + By the saint of most renown— +If I ever quit the mountains, + 'T will be in a friar's gown. +</pre> + +<p> +Here the goatherd brought his song to an end, and though Don Quixote +entreated him to sing more, Sancho had no mind that way, being more +inclined for sleep than for listening to songs; so said he to his +master, "Your worship will do well to settle at once where you mean to +pass the night, for the labour these good men are at all day does +not allow them to spend the night in singing."</p> + +<p>"I understand thee, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "I perceive +clearly that those visits to the wine-skin demand compensation in +sleep rather than in music."</p> + +<p>"It's sweet to us all, blessed be God," said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"I do not deny it," replied Don Quixote; "but settle thyself where +thou wilt; those of my calling are more becomingly employed in +watching than in sleeping; still it would be as well if thou wert to +dress this ear for me again, for it is giving me more pain than it +need."</p> + +<p>Sancho did as he bade him, but one of the goatherds, seeing the +wound, told him not to be uneasy, as he would apply a remedy with +which it would be soon healed; and gathering some leaves of +rosemary, of which there was a great quantity there, he chewed them +and mixed them with a little salt, and applying them to the ear he +secured them firmly with a bandage, assuring him that no other +treatment would be required, and so it proved.</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c11e"></a><img alt="c11e.jpg (37K)" src="images/c11e.jpg" height="619" width="451"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch12"></a>CHAPTER XII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF WHAT A GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center><a name="c12a"></a><img alt="c12a.jpg (143K)" src="images/c12a.jpg" height="441" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c12a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Just then another young man, one of those who fetched their +provisions from the village, came up and said, "Do you know what is +going on in the village, comrades?"</p> + +<p>"How could we know it?" replied one of them.</p> + +<p>"Well, then, you must know," continued the young man, "this +morning that famous student-shepherd called Chrysostom died, and it is +rumoured that he died of love for that devil of a village girl the +daughter of Guillermo the Rich, she that wanders about the wolds +here in the dress of a shepherdess."</p> + +<p>"You mean Marcela?" said one.</p> + +<p>"Her I mean," answered the goatherd; "and the best of it is, he +has directed in his will that he is to be buried in the fields like +a Moor, and at the foot of the rock where the Cork-tree spring is, +because, as the story goes (and they say he himself said so), that was +the place where he first saw her. And he has also left other +directions which the clergy of the village say should not and must not +be obeyed because they savour of paganism. To all which his great +friend Ambrosio the student, he who, like him, also went dressed as +a shepherd, replies that everything must be done without any +omission according to the directions left by Chrysostom, and about +this the village is all in commotion; however, report says that, after +all, what Ambrosio and all the shepherds his friends desire will be +done, and to-morrow they are coming to bury him with great ceremony +where I said. I am sure it will be something worth seeing; at least +I will not fail to go and see it even if I knew I should not return to +the village tomorrow."</p> + +<p>"We will do the same," answered the goatherds, "and cast lots to see +who must stay to mind the goats of all."</p> + +<p>"Thou sayest well, Pedro," said one, "though there will be no need +of taking that trouble, for I will stay behind for all; and don't +suppose it is virtue or want of curiosity in me; it is that the +splinter that ran into my foot the other day will not let me walk."</p> + +<p>"For all that, we thank thee," answered Pedro.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote asked Pedro to tell him who the dead man was and who the +shepherdess, to which Pedro replied that all he knew was that the dead +man was a wealthy gentleman belonging to a village in those mountains, +who had been a student at Salamanca for many years, at the end of +which he returned to his village with the reputation of being very +learned and deeply read. "Above all, they said, he was learned in +the science of the stars and of what went on yonder in the heavens and +the sun and the moon, for he told us of the cris of the sun and moon +to exact time."</p> + +<p>"Eclipse it is called, friend, not cris, the darkening of those +two luminaries," said Don Quixote; but Pedro, not troubling himself +with trifles, went on with his story, saying, "Also he foretold when +the year was going to be one of abundance or estility."</p> + +<p>"Sterility, you mean," said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Sterility or estility," answered Pedro, "it is all the same in +the end. And I can tell you that by this his father and friends who +believed him grew very rich because they did as he advised them, +bidding them 'sow barley this year, not wheat; this year you may sow +pulse and not barley; the next there will be a full oil crop, and +the three following not a drop will be got.'"</p> + +<p>"That science is called astrology," said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"I do not know what it is called," replied Pedro, "but I know that +he knew all this and more besides. But, to make an end, not many +months had passed after he returned from Salamanca, when one day he +appeared dressed as a shepherd with his crook and sheepskin, having +put off the long gown he wore as a scholar; and at the same time his +great friend, Ambrosio by name, who had been his companion in his +studies, took to the shepherd's dress with him. I forgot to say that +Chrysostom, who is dead, was a great man for writing verses, so much +so that he made carols for Christmas Eve, and plays for Corpus +Christi, which the young men of our village acted, and all said they +were excellent. When the villagers saw the two scholars so +unexpectedly appearing in shepherd's dress, they were lost in +wonder, and could not guess what had led them to make so extraordinary +a change. About this time the father of our Chrysostom died, and he +was left heir to a large amount of property in chattels as well as +in land, no small number of cattle and sheep, and a large sum of +money, of all of which the young man was left dissolute owner, and +indeed he was deserving of it all, for he was a very good comrade, and +kind-hearted, and a friend of worthy folk, and had a countenance +like a benediction. Presently it came to be known that he had +changed his dress with no other object than to wander about these +wastes after that shepherdess Marcela our lad mentioned a while ago, +with whom the deceased Chrysostom had fallen in love. And I must +tell you now, for it is well you should know it, who this girl is; +perhaps, and even without any perhaps, you will not have heard +anything like it all the days of your life, though you should live +more years than sarna."</p> + +<p>"Say Sarra," said Don Quixote, unable to endure the goatherd's +confusion of words.</p> + +<p>"The sarna lives long enough," answered Pedro; "and if, senor, you +must go finding fault with words at every step, we shall not make an +end of it this twelvemonth."</p> + +<p>"Pardon me, friend," said Don Quixote; "but, as there is such a +difference between sarna and Sarra, I told you of it; however, you +have answered very rightly, for sarna lives longer than Sarra: so +continue your story, and I will not object any more to anything."</p> + +<p>"I say then, my dear sir," said the goatherd, "that in our village +there was a farmer even richer than the father of Chrysostom, who +was named Guillermo, and upon whom God bestowed, over and above +great wealth, a daughter at whose birth her mother died, the most +respected woman there was in this neighbourhood; I fancy I can see her +now with that countenance which had the sun on one side and the moon +on the other; and moreover active, and kind to the poor, for which I +trust that at the present moment her soul is in bliss with God in +the other world. Her husband Guillermo died of grief at the death of +so good a wife, leaving his daughter Marcela, a child and rich, to the +care of an uncle of hers, a priest and prebendary in our village. +The girl grew up with such beauty that it reminded us of her mother's, +which was very great, and yet it was thought that the daughter's would +exceed it; and so when she reached the age of fourteen to fifteen +years nobody beheld her but blessed God that had made her so +beautiful, and the greater number were in love with her past +redemption. Her uncle kept her in great seclusion and retirement, +but for all that the fame of her great beauty spread so that, as +well for it as for her great wealth, her uncle was asked, solicited, +and importuned, to give her in marriage not only by those of our +town but of those many leagues round, and by the persons of highest +quality in them. But he, being a good Christian man, though he desired +to give her in marriage at once, seeing her to be old enough, was +unwilling to do so without her consent, not that he had any eye to the +gain and profit which the custody of the girl's property brought him +while he put off her marriage; and, faith, this was said in praise +of the good priest in more than one set in the town. For I would +have you know, Sir Errant, that in these little villages everything is +talked about and everything is carped at, and rest assured, as I am, +that the priest must be over and above good who forces his +parishioners to speak well of him, especially in villages."</p> + +<p>"That is the truth," said Don Quixote; "but go on, for the story +is very good, and you, good Pedro, tell it with very good grace."</p> + +<p>"May that of the Lord not be wanting to me," said Pedro; "that is +the one to have. To proceed; you must know that though the uncle put +before his niece and described to her the qualities of each one in +particular of the many who had asked her in marriage, begging her to +marry and make a choice according to her own taste, she never gave any +other answer than that she had no desire to marry just yet, and that +being so young she did not think herself fit to bear the burden of +matrimony. At these, to all appearance, reasonable excuses that she +made, her uncle ceased to urge her, and waited till she was somewhat +more advanced in age and could mate herself to her own liking. For, +said he—and he said quite right—parents are not to settle children +in life against their will. But when one least looked for it, lo and +behold! one day the demure Marcela makes her appearance turned +shepherdess; and, in spite of her uncle and all those of the town that +strove to dissuade her, took to going a-field with the other +shepherd-lasses of the village, and tending her own flock. And so, +since she appeared in public, and her beauty came to be seen openly, I +could not well tell you how many rich youths, gentlemen and +peasants, have adopted the costume of Chrysostom, and go about these +fields making love to her. One of these, as has been already said, was +our deceased friend, of whom they say that he did not love but adore +her. But you must not suppose, because Marcela chose a life of such +liberty and independence, and of so little or rather no retirement, +that she has given any occasion, or even the semblance of one, for +disparagement of her purity and modesty; on the contrary, such and +so great is the vigilance with which she watches over her honour, that +of all those that court and woo her not one has boasted, or can with +truth boast, that she has given him any hope however small of +obtaining his desire. For although she does not avoid or shun the +society and conversation of the shepherds, and treats them courteously +and kindly, should any one of them come to declare his intention to +her, though it be one as proper and holy as that of matrimony, she +flings him from her like a catapult. And with this kind of disposition +she does more harm in this country than if the plague had got into it, +for her affability and her beauty draw on the hearts of those that +associate with her to love her and to court her, but her scorn and her +frankness bring them to the brink of despair; and so they know not +what to say save to proclaim her aloud cruel and hard-hearted, and +other names of the same sort which well describe the nature of her +character; and if you should remain here any time, senor, you would +hear these hills and valleys resounding with the laments of the +rejected ones who pursue her. Not far from this there is a spot +where there are a couple of dozen of tall beeches, and there is not +one of them but has carved and written on its smooth bark the name +of Marcela, and above some a crown carved on the same tree as though +her lover would say more plainly that Marcela wore and deserved that +of all human beauty. Here one shepherd is sighing, there another is +lamenting; there love songs are heard, here despairing elegies. One +will pass all the hours of the night seated at the foot of some oak or +rock, and there, without having closed his weeping eyes, the sun finds +him in the morning bemused and bereft of sense; and another without +relief or respite to his sighs, stretched on the burning sand in the +full heat of the sultry summer noontide, makes his appeal to the +compassionate heavens, and over one and the other, over these and all, +the beautiful Marcela triumphs free and careless. And all of us that +know her are waiting to see what her pride will come to, and who is to +be the happy man that will succeed in taming a nature so formidable +and gaining possession of a beauty so supreme. All that I have told +you being such well-established truth, I am persuaded that what they +say of the cause of Chrysostom's death, as our lad told us, is the +same. And so I advise you, senor, fail not to be present to-morrow +at his burial, which will be well worth seeing, for Chrysostom had +many friends, and it is not half a league from this place to where +he directed he should be buried."</p> + +<p>"I will make a point of it," said Don Quixote, "and I thank you +for the pleasure you have given me by relating so interesting a tale."</p> + +<p>"Oh," said the goatherd, "I do not know even the half of what has +happened to the lovers of Marcela, but perhaps to-morrow we may fall +in with some shepherd on the road who can tell us; and now it will +be well for you to go and sleep under cover, for the night air may +hurt your wound, though with the remedy I have applied to you there is +no fear of an untoward result."</p> + +<p>Sancho Panza, who was wishing the goatherd's loquacity at the devil, +on his part begged his master to go into Pedro's hut to sleep. He +did so, and passed all the rest of the night in thinking of his lady +Dulcinea, in imitation of the lovers of Marcela. Sancho Panza settled +himself between Rocinante and his ass, and slept, not like a lover +who had been discarded, but like a man who had been soundly kicked.</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c12e"></a><img alt="c12e.jpg (42K)" src="images/c12e.jpg" height="425" width="615"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch13"></a>CHAPTER XIII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, WITH OTHER +INCIDENTS +</h3></center> +<br> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c13a"></a><img alt="c13a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c13a.jpg" height="434" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c13a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Bit hardly had day begun to show itself through the balconies of the +east, when five of the six goatherds came to rouse Don Quixote and +tell him that if he was still of a mind to go and see the famous +burial of Chrysostom they would bear him company. Don Quixote, who +desired nothing better, rose and ordered Sancho to saddle and pannel +at once, which he did with all despatch, and with the same they all +set out forthwith. They had not gone a quarter of a league when at the +meeting of two paths they saw coming towards them some six shepherds +dressed in black sheepskins and with their heads crowned with garlands +of cypress and bitter oleander. Each of them carried a stout holly +staff in his hand, and along with them there came two men of quality +on horseback in handsome travelling dress, with three servants on foot +accompanying them. Courteous salutations were exchanged on meeting, +and inquiring one of the other which way each party was going, they +learned that all were bound for the scene of the burial, so they +went on all together.</p> + +<p>One of those on horseback addressing his companion said to him, +"It seems to me, Senor Vivaldo, that we may reckon as well spent the +delay we shall incur in seeing this remarkable funeral, for remarkable +it cannot but be judging by the strange things these shepherds have +told us, of both the dead shepherd and homicide shepherdess."</p> + +<p>"So I think too," replied Vivaldo, "and I would delay not to say a +day, but four, for the sake of seeing it."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote asked them what it was they had heard of Marcela and +Chrysostom. The traveller answered that the same morning they had +met these shepherds, and seeing them dressed in this mournful +fashion they had asked them the reason of their appearing in such a +guise; which one of them gave, describing the strange behaviour and +beauty of a shepherdess called Marcela, and the loves of many who +courted her, together with the death of that Chrysostom to whose +burial they were going. In short, he repeated all that Pedro had +related to Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>This conversation dropped, and another was commenced by him who +was called Vivaldo asking Don Quixote what was the reason that led him +to go armed in that fashion in a country so peaceful. To which Don +Quixote replied, "The pursuit of my calling does not allow or permit +me to go in any other fashion; easy life, enjoyment, and repose were +invented for soft courtiers, but toil, unrest, and arms were +invented and made for those alone whom the world calls knights-errant, +of whom I, though unworthy, am the least of all."</p> + +<p>The instant they heard this all set him down as mad, and the +better to settle the point and discover what kind of madness his +was, Vivaldo proceeded to ask him what knights-errant meant.</p> + +<p>"Have not your worships," replied Don Quixote, "read the annals +and histories of England, in which are recorded the famous deeds of +King Arthur, whom we in our popular Castilian invariably call King +Artus, with regard to whom it is an ancient tradition, and commonly +received all over that kingdom of Great Britain, that this king did +not die, but was changed by magic art into a raven, and that in +process of time he is to return to reign and recover his kingdom and +sceptre; for which reason it cannot be proved that from that time to +this any Englishman ever killed a raven? Well, then, in the time of +this good king that famous order of chivalry of the Knights of the +Round Table was instituted, and the amour of Don Lancelot of the +Lake with the Queen Guinevere occurred, precisely as is there related, +the go-between and confidante therein being the highly honourable dame +Quintanona, whence came that ballad so well known and widely spread in +our Spain—</p> + + +<pre> +O never surely was there knight + So served by hand of dame, +As served was he Sir Lancelot hight + When he from Britain came-- +</pre> + + +<p>with all the sweet and delectable course of his achievements in love +and war. Handed down from that time, then, this order of chivalry went +on extending and spreading itself over many and various parts of the +world; and in it, famous and renowned for their deeds, were the mighty +Amadis of Gaul with all his sons and descendants to the fifth +generation, and the valiant Felixmarte of Hircania, and the never +sufficiently praised Tirante el Blanco, and in our own days almost +we have seen and heard and talked with the invincible knight Don +Belianis of Greece. This, then, sirs, is to be a knight-errant, and +what I have spoken of is the order of his chivalry, of which, as I +have already said, I, though a sinner, have made profession, and +what the aforesaid knights professed that same do I profess, and so +I go through these solitudes and wilds seeking adventures, resolved in +soul to oppose my arm and person to the most perilous that fortune may +offer me in aid of the weak and needy."</p> + +<p>By these words of his the travellers were able to satisfy themselves +of Don Quixote's being out of his senses and of the form of madness +that overmastered him, at which they felt the same astonishment that +all felt on first becoming acquainted with it; and Vivaldo, who was +a person of great shrewdness and of a lively temperament, in order +to beguile the short journey which they said was required to reach the +mountain, the scene of the burial, sought to give him an opportunity +of going on with his absurdities. So he said to him, "It seems to +me, Senor Knight-errant, that your worship has made choice of one of +the most austere professions in the world, and I imagine even that +of the Carthusian monks is not so austere."</p> + +<p>"As austere it may perhaps be," replied our Don Quixote, "but so +necessary for the world I am very much inclined to doubt. For, if +the truth is to be told, the soldier who executes what his captain +orders does no less than the captain himself who gives the order. My +meaning, is, that churchmen in peace and quiet pray to Heaven for +the welfare of the world, but we soldiers and knights carry into +effect what they pray for, defending it with the might of our arms and +the edge of our swords, not under shelter but in the open air, a +target for the intolerable rays of the sun in summer and the +piercing frosts of winter. Thus are we God's ministers on earth and +the arms by which his justice is done therein. And as the business +of war and all that relates and belongs to it cannot be conducted +without exceeding great sweat, toil, and exertion, it follows that +those who make it their profession have undoubtedly more labour than +those who in tranquil peace and quiet are engaged in praying to God to +help the weak. I do not mean to say, nor does it enter into my +thoughts, that the knight-errant's calling is as good as that of the +monk in his cell; I would merely infer from what I endure myself +that it is beyond a doubt a more laborious and a more belaboured +one, a hungrier and thirstier, a wretcheder, raggeder, and lousier; +for there is no reason to doubt that the knights-errant of yore +endured much hardship in the course of their lives. And if some of +them by the might of their arms did rise to be emperors, in faith it +cost them dear in the matter of blood and sweat; and if those who +attained to that rank had not had magicians and sages to help them +they would have been completely baulked in their ambition and +disappointed in their hopes."</p> + +<p>"That is my own opinion," replied the traveller; "but one thing +among many others seems to me very wrong in knights-errant, and that +is that when they find themselves about to engage in some mighty and +perilous adventure in which there is manifest danger of losing their +lives, they never at the moment of engaging in it think of +commending themselves to God, as is the duty of every good Christian +in like peril; instead of which they commend themselves to their +ladies with as much devotion as if these were their gods, a thing +which seems to me to savour somewhat of heathenism."</p> + +<p>"Sir," answered Don Quixote, "that cannot be on any account omitted, +and the knight-errant would be disgraced who acted otherwise: for it +is usual and customary in knight-errantry that the knight-errant, +who on engaging in any great feat of arms has his lady before him, +should turn his eyes towards her softly and lovingly, as though with +them entreating her to favour and protect him in the hazardous venture +he is about to undertake, and even though no one hear him, he is bound +to say certain words between his teeth, commending himself to her with +all his heart, and of this we have innumerable instances in the +histories. Nor is it to be supposed from this that they are to omit +commending themselves to God, for there will be time and opportunity +for doing so while they are engaged in their task."</p> + +<p>"For all that," answered the traveller, "I feel some doubt still, +because often I have read how words will arise between two +knights-errant, and from one thing to another it comes about that +their anger kindles and they wheel their horses round and take a +good stretch of field, and then without any more ado at the top of +their speed they come to the charge, and in mid-career they are wont +to commend themselves to their ladies; and what commonly comes of +the encounter is that one falls over the haunches of his horse pierced +through and through by his antagonist's lance, and as for the other, +it is only by holding on to the mane of his horse that he can help +falling to the ground; but I know not how the dead man had time to +commend himself to God in the course of such rapid work as this; it +would have been better if those words which he spent in commending +himself to his lady in the midst of his career had been devoted to his +duty and obligation as a Christian. Moreover, it is my belief that all +knights-errant have not ladies to commend themselves to, for they +are not all in love."</p> + +<p>"That is impossible," said Don Quixote: "I say it is impossible that +there could be a knight-errant without a lady, because to such it is +as natural and proper to be in love as to the heavens to have stars: +most certainly no history has been seen in which there is to be +found a knight-errant without an amour, and for the simple reason that +without one he would be held no legitimate knight but a bastard, and +one who had gained entrance into the stronghold of the said +knighthood, not by the door, but over the wall like a thief and a +robber."</p> + +<p>"Nevertheless," said the traveller, "if I remember rightly, I +think I have read that Don Galaor, the brother of the valiant Amadis +of Gaul, never had any special lady to whom he might commend +himself, and yet he was not the less esteemed, and was a very stout +and famous knight."</p> + +<p>To which our Don Quixote made answer, "Sir, one solitary swallow +does not make summer; moreover, I know that knight was in secret +very deeply in love; besides which, that way of falling in love with +all that took his fancy was a natural propensity which he could not +control. But, in short, it is very manifest that he had one alone whom +he made mistress of his will, to whom he commended himself very +frequently and very secretly, for he prided himself on being a +reticent knight."</p> + +<p>"Then if it be essential that every knight-errant should be in +love," said the traveller, "it may be fairly supposed that your +worship is so, as you are of the order; and if you do not pride +yourself on being as reticent as Don Galaor, I entreat you as +earnestly as I can, in the name of all this company and in my own, +to inform us of the name, country, rank, and beauty of your lady, +for she will esteem herself fortunate if all the world knows that +she is loved and served by such a knight as your worship seems to be."</p> + +<p>At this Don Quixote heaved a deep sigh and said, "I cannot say +positively whether my sweet enemy is pleased or not that the world +should know I serve her; I can only say in answer to what has been +so courteously asked of me, that her name is Dulcinea, her country +El Toboso, a village of La Mancha, her rank must be at least that of a +princess, since she is my queen and lady, and her beauty superhuman, +since all the impossible and fanciful attributes of beauty which the +poets apply to their ladies are verified in her; for her hairs are +gold, her forehead Elysian fields, her eyebrows rainbows, her eyes +suns, her cheeks roses, her lips coral, her teeth pearls, her neck +alabaster, her bosom marble, her hands ivory, her fairness snow, and +what modesty conceals from sight such, I think and imagine, as +rational reflection can only extol, not compare."</p> + +<p>"We should like to know her lineage, race, and ancestry," said +Vivaldo.</p> + +<p>To which Don Quixote replied, "She is not of the ancient Roman +Curtii, Caii, or Scipios, nor of the modern Colonnas or Orsini, nor of +the Moncadas or Requesenes of Catalonia, nor yet of the Rebellas or +Villanovas of Valencia; Palafoxes, Nuzas, Rocabertis, Corellas, Lunas, +Alagones, Urreas, Foces, or Gurreas of Aragon; Cerdas, Manriques, +Mendozas, or Guzmans of Castile; Alencastros, Pallas, or Meneses of +Portugal; but she is of those of El Toboso of La Mancha, a lineage +that though modern, may furnish a source of gentle blood for the +most illustrious families of the ages that are to come, and this let +none dispute with me save on the condition that Zerbino placed at +the foot of the trophy of Orlando's arms, saying,</p> + +<p>'These let none move + Who dareth not his might with Roland prove.'"</p> + +<p> +"Although mine is of the Cachopins of Laredo," said the traveller, +"I will not venture to compare it with that of El Toboso of La Mancha, +though, to tell the truth, no such surname has until now ever +reached my ears."</p> + +<p>"What!" said Don Quixote, "has that never reached them?"</p> + +<p>The rest of the party went along listening with great attention to +the conversation of the pair, and even the very goatherds and +shepherds perceived how exceedingly out of his wits our Don Quixote +was. Sancho Panza alone thought that what his master said was the +truth, knowing who he was and having known him from his birth; and all +that he felt any difficulty in believing was that about the fair +Dulcinea del Toboso, because neither any such name nor any such +princess had ever come to his knowledge though he lived so close to El +Toboso. They were going along conversing in this way, when they saw +descending a gap between two high mountains some twenty shepherds, all +clad in sheepskins of black wool, and crowned with garlands which, +as afterwards appeared, were, some of them of yew, some of cypress. +Six of the number were carrying a bier covered with a great variety of +flowers and branches, on seeing which one of the goatherds said, +"Those who come there are the bearers of Chrysostom's body, and the +foot of that mountain is the place where he ordered them to bury him." +They therefore made haste to reach the spot, and did so by the time +those who came had laid the bier upon the ground, and four of them +with sharp pickaxes were digging a grave by the side of a hard rock. +They greeted each other courteously, and then Don Quixote and those +who accompanied him turned to examine the bier, and on it, covered +with flowers, they saw a dead body in the dress of a shepherd, to +all appearance of one thirty years of age, and showing even in death +that in life he had been of comely features and gallant bearing. +Around him on the bier itself were laid some books, and several papers +open and folded; and those who were looking on as well as those who +were opening the grave and all the others who were there preserved a +strange silence, until one of those who had borne the body said to +another, "Observe carefully, Ambrosia if this is the place +Chrysostom spoke of, since you are anxious that what he directed in +his will should be so strictly complied with."</p> + +<p>"This is the place," answered Ambrosia "for in it many a time did my +poor friend tell me the story of his hard fortune. Here it was, he +told me, that he saw for the first time that mortal enemy of the human +race, and here, too, for the first time he declared to her his +passion, as honourable as it was devoted, and here it was that at last +Marcela ended by scorning and rejecting him so as to bring the tragedy +of his wretched life to a close; here, in memory of misfortunes so +great, he desired to be laid in the bowels of eternal oblivion." +Then turning to Don Quixote and the travellers he went on to say, +"That body, sirs, on which you are looking with compassionate eyes, +was the abode of a soul on which Heaven bestowed a vast share of its +riches. That is the body of Chrysostom, who was unrivalled in wit, +unequalled in courtesy, unapproached in gentle bearing, a phoenix in +friendship, generous without limit, grave without arrogance, gay +without vulgarity, and, in short, first in all that constitutes +goodness and second to none in all that makes up misfortune. He +loved deeply, he was hated; he adored, he was scorned; he wooed a wild +beast, he pleaded with marble, he pursued the wind, he cried to the +wilderness, he served ingratitude, and for reward was made the prey of +death in the mid-course of life, cut short by a shepherdess whom he +sought to immortalise in the memory of man, as these papers which +you see could fully prove, had he not commanded me to consign them +to the fire after having consigned his body to the earth."</p> + +<p>"You would deal with them more harshly and cruelly than their +owner himself," said Vivaldo, "for it is neither right nor proper to +do the will of one who enjoins what is wholly unreasonable; it would +not have been reasonable in Augustus Caesar had he permitted the +directions left by the divine Mantuan in his will to be carried into +effect. So that, Senor Ambrosia while you consign your friend's body +to the earth, you should not consign his writings to oblivion, for +if he gave the order in bitterness of heart, it is not right that +you should irrationally obey it. On the contrary, by granting life +to those papers, let the cruelty of Marcela live for ever, to serve as +a warning in ages to come to all men to shun and avoid falling into +like danger; or I and all of us who have come here know already the +story of this your love-stricken and heart-broken friend, and we know, +too, your friendship, and the cause of his death, and the directions +he gave at the close of his life; from which sad story may be gathered +how great was the cruelty of Marcela, the love of Chrysostom, and +the loyalty of your friendship, together with the end awaiting those +who pursue rashly the path that insane passion opens to their eyes. +Last night we learned the death of Chrysostom and that he was to be +buried here, and out of curiosity and pity we left our direct road and +resolved to come and see with our eyes that which when heard of had so +moved our compassion, and in consideration of that compassion and +our desire to prove it if we might by condolence, we beg of you, +excellent Ambrosia, or at least I on my own account entreat you, +that instead of burning those papers you allow me to carry away some +of them."</p> + +<p>And without waiting for the shepherd's answer, he stretched out +his hand and took up some of those that were nearest to him; seeing +which Ambrosio said, "Out of courtesy, senor, I will grant your +request as to those you have taken, but it is idle to expect me to +abstain from burning the remainder."</p> + +<p>Vivaldo, who was eager to see what the papers contained, opened +one of them at once, and saw that its title was "Lay of Despair."</p> + +<p>Ambrosio hearing it said, "That is the last paper the unhappy man +wrote; and that you may see, senor, to what an end his misfortunes +brought him, read it so that you may be heard, for you will have +time enough for that while we are waiting for the grave to be dug."</p> + +<p>"I will do so very willingly," said Vivaldo; and as all the +bystanders were equally eager they gathered round him, and he, reading +in a loud voice, found that it ran as follows.</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c13e"></a><img alt="c13e.jpg (15K)" src="images/c13e.jpg" height="285" width="441"> +</center> + + + +<br> +<br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p3.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p5.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + +</body> +</html> + + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p5.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p5.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..23a7d25 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p5.htm @@ -0,0 +1,807 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol.I., Part 5.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p4.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p6.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 5. +<br><br> +Chapters 14-15 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> + + +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch14">CHAPTER XIV</a> +WHEREIN ARE INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD +SHEPHERD, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR + +<a href="#ch15">CHAPTER XV</a> +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT +DON QUIXOTE FELL IN WITH WHEN HE FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN +HEARTLESS YANGUESANS + + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch14"></a>CHAPTER XIV.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHEREIN ARE INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD SHEPHERD, +TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR +</h3></center> +<br> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c14a"></a><img alt="c14a.jpg (172K)" src="images/c14a.jpg" height="441" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c14a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<pre> + THE LAY OF CHRYSOSTOM + + Since thou dost in thy cruelty desire +The ruthless rigour of thy tyranny +From tongue to tongue, from land to land proclaimed, +The very Hell will I constrain to lend +This stricken breast of mine deep notes of woe +To serve my need of fitting utterance. +And as I strive to body forth the tale +Of all I suffer, all that thou hast done, +Forth shall the dread voice roll, and bear along +Shreds from my vitals torn for greater pain. +Then listen, not to dulcet harmony, +But to a discord wrung by mad despair +Out of this bosom's depths of bitterness, +To ease my heart and plant a sting in thine. + + The lion's roar, the fierce wolf's savage howl, +The horrid hissing of the scaly snake, +The awesome cries of monsters yet unnamed, +The crow's ill-boding croak, the hollow moan +Of wild winds wrestling with the restless sea, +The wrathful bellow of the vanquished bull, +The plaintive sobbing of the widowed dove, +The envied owl's sad note, the wail of woe +That rises from the dreary choir of Hell, +Commingled in one sound, confusing sense, +Let all these come to aid my soul's complaint, +For pain like mine demands new modes of song. + + No echoes of that discord shall be heard +Where Father Tagus rolls, or on the banks +Of olive-bordered Betis; to the rocks +Or in deep caverns shall my plaint be told, +And by a lifeless tongue in living words; +Or in dark valleys or on lonely shores, +Where neither foot of man nor sunbeam falls; +Or in among the poison-breathing swarms +Of monsters nourished by the sluggish Nile. +For, though it be to solitudes remote +The hoarse vague echoes of my sorrows sound +Thy matchless cruelty, my dismal fate +Shall carry them to all the spacious world. + + Disdain hath power to kill, and patience dies +Slain by suspicion, be it false or true; +And deadly is the force of jealousy; +Long absence makes of life a dreary void; +No hope of happiness can give repose +To him that ever fears to be forgot; +And death, inevitable, waits in hall. +But I, by some strange miracle, live on +A prey to absence, jealousy, disdain; +Racked by suspicion as by certainty; +Forgotten, left to feed my flame alone. +And while I suffer thus, there comes no ray +Of hope to gladden me athwart the gloom; +Nor do I look for it in my despair; +But rather clinging to a cureless woe, +All hope do I abjure for evermore. + + Can there be hope where fear is? Were it well, +When far more certain are the grounds of fear? +Ought I to shut mine eyes to jealousy, +If through a thousand heart-wounds it appears? +Who would not give free access to distrust, +Seeing disdain unveiled, and—bitter change!— +All his suspicions turned to certainties, +And the fair truth transformed into a lie? +Oh, thou fierce tyrant of the realms of love, +Oh, Jealousy! put chains upon these hands, +And bind me with thy strongest cord, Disdain. +But, woe is me! triumphant over all, +My sufferings drown the memory of you. + + And now I die, and since there is no hope +Of happiness for me in life or death, +Still to my fantasy I'll fondly cling. +I'll say that he is wise who loveth well, +And that the soul most free is that most bound +In thraldom to the ancient tyrant Love. +I'll say that she who is mine enemy +In that fair body hath as fair a mind, +And that her coldness is but my desert, +And that by virtue of the pain he sends +Love rules his kingdom with a gentle sway. +Thus, self-deluding, and in bondage sore, +And wearing out the wretched shred of life +To which I am reduced by her disdain, +I'll give this soul and body to the winds, +All hopeless of a crown of bliss in store. + + Thou whose injustice hath supplied the cause +That makes me quit the weary life I loathe, +As by this wounded bosom thou canst see +How willingly thy victim I become, +Let not my death, if haply worth a tear, +Cloud the clear heaven that dwells in thy bright eyes; +I would not have thee expiate in aught +The crime of having made my heart thy prey; +But rather let thy laughter gaily ring +And prove my death to be thy festival. +Fool that I am to bid thee! well I know +Thy glory gains by my untimely end. + + And now it is the time; from Hell's abyss +Come thirsting Tantalus, come Sisyphus +Heaving the cruel stone, come Tityus +With vulture, and with wheel Ixion come, +And come the sisters of the ceaseless toil; +And all into this breast transfer their pains, +And (if such tribute to despair be due) +Chant in their deepest tones a doleful dirge +Over a corse unworthy of a shroud. +Let the three-headed guardian of the gate, +And all the monstrous progeny of hell, +The doleful concert join: a lover dead +Methinks can have no fitter obsequies. + + Lay of despair, grieve not when thou art gone +Forth from this sorrowing heart: my misery +Brings fortune to the cause that gave thee birth; +Then banish sadness even in the tomb. + +</pre> + + +<p> +The "Lay of Chrysostom" met with the approbation of the listeners, +though the reader said it did not seem to him to agree with what he +had heard of Marcela's reserve and propriety, for Chrysostom +complained in it of jealousy, suspicion, and absence, all to the +prejudice of the good name and fame of Marcela; to which Ambrosio +replied as one who knew well his friend's most secret thoughts, +"Senor, to remove that doubt I should tell you that when the unhappy +man wrote this lay he was away from Marcela, from whom he had +voluntarily separated himself, to try if absence would act with him as +it is wont; and as everything distresses and every fear haunts the +banished lover, so imaginary jealousies and suspicions, dreaded as +if they were true, tormented Chrysostom; and thus the truth of what +report declares of the virtue of Marcela remains unshaken, and with +her envy itself should not and cannot find any fault save that of +being cruel, somewhat haughty, and very scornful."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said Vivaldo; and as he was about to read another +paper of those he had preserved from the fire, he was stopped by a +marvellous vision (for such it seemed) that unexpectedly presented +itself to their eyes; for on the summit of the rock where they were +digging the grave there appeared the shepherdess Marcela, so beautiful +that her beauty exceeded its reputation. Those who had never till then +beheld her gazed upon her in wonder and silence, and those who were +accustomed to see her were not less amazed than those who had never +seen her before. But the instant Ambrosio saw her he addressed her, +with manifest indignation:</p> + +<p>"Art thou come, by chance, cruel basilisk of these mountains, to see +if in thy presence blood will flow from the wounds of this wretched +being thy cruelty has robbed of life; or is it to exult over the cruel +work of thy humours that thou art come; or like another pitiless +Nero to look down from that height upon the ruin of his Rome in +embers; or in thy arrogance to trample on this ill-fated corpse, as +the ungrateful daughter trampled on her father Tarquin's? Tell us +quickly for what thou art come, or what it is thou wouldst have, +for, as I know the thoughts of Chrysostom never failed to obey thee in +life, I will make all these who call themselves his friends obey thee, +though he be dead."</p> + +<p>"I come not, Ambrosia for any of the purposes thou hast named," +replied Marcela, "but to defend myself and to prove how unreasonable +are all those who blame me for their sorrow and for Chrysostom's +death; and therefore I ask all of you that are here to give me your +attention, for will not take much time or many words to bring the +truth home to persons of sense. Heaven has made me, so you say, +beautiful, and so much so that in spite of yourselves my beauty +leads you to love me; and for the love you show me you say, and even +urge, that I am bound to love you. By that natural understanding which +God has given me I know that everything beautiful attracts love, but I +cannot see how, by reason of being loved, that which is loved for +its beauty is bound to love that which loves it; besides, it may +happen that the lover of that which is beautiful may be ugly, and +ugliness being detestable, it is very absurd to say, "I love thee +because thou art beautiful, thou must love me though I be ugly." But +supposing the beauty equal on both sides, it does not follow that +the inclinations must be therefore alike, for it is not every beauty +that excites love, some but pleasing the eye without winning the +affection; and if every sort of beauty excited love and won the heart, +the will would wander vaguely to and fro unable to make choice of any; +for as there is an infinity of beautiful objects there must be an +infinity of inclinations, and true love, I have heard it said, is +indivisible, and must be voluntary and not compelled. If this be so, +as I believe it to be, why do you desire me to bend my will by +force, for no other reason but that you say you love me? Nay—tell +me—had Heaven made me ugly, as it has made me beautiful, could I with +justice complain of you for not loving me? Moreover, you must remember +that the beauty I possess was no choice of mine, for, be it what it +may, Heaven of its bounty gave it me without my asking or choosing it; +and as the viper, though it kills with it, does not deserve to be +blamed for the poison it carries, as it is a gift of nature, neither +do I deserve reproach for being beautiful; for beauty in a modest +woman is like fire at a distance or a sharp sword; the one does not +burn, the other does not cut, those who do not come too near. Honour +and virtue are the ornaments of the mind, without which the body, +though it be so, has no right to pass for beautiful; but if modesty is +one of the virtues that specially lend a grace and charm to mind and +body, why should she who is loved for her beauty part with it to +gratify one who for his pleasure alone strives with all his might +and energy to rob her of it? I was born free, and that I might live in +freedom I chose the solitude of the fields; in the trees of the +mountains I find society, the clear waters of the brooks are my +mirrors, and to the trees and waters I make known my thoughts and +charms. I am a fire afar off, a sword laid aside. Those whom I have +inspired with love by letting them see me, I have by words undeceived, +and if their longings live on hope—and I have given none to +Chrysostom or to any other—it cannot justly be said that the death of +any is my doing, for it was rather his own obstinacy than my cruelty +that killed him; and if it be made a charge against me that his wishes +were honourable, and that therefore I was bound to yield to them, I +answer that when on this very spot where now his grave is made he +declared to me his purity of purpose, I told him that mine was to live +in perpetual solitude, and that the earth alone should enjoy the +fruits of my retirement and the spoils of my beauty; and if, after +this open avowal, he chose to persist against hope and steer against +the wind, what wonder is it that he should sink in the depths of his +infatuation? If I had encouraged him, I should be false; if I had +gratified him, I should have acted against my own better resolution +and purpose. He was persistent in spite of warning, he despaired +without being hated. Bethink you now if it be reasonable that his +suffering should be laid to my charge. Let him who has been deceived +complain, let him give way to despair whose encouraged hopes have +proved vain, let him flatter himself whom I shall entice, let him +boast whom I shall receive; but let not him call me cruel or +homicide to whom I make no promise, upon whom I practise no deception, +whom I neither entice nor receive. It has not been so far the will +of Heaven that I should love by fate, and to expect me to love by +choice is idle. Let this general declaration serve for each of my +suitors on his own account, and let it be understood from this time +forth that if anyone dies for me it is not of jealousy or misery he +dies, for she who loves no one can give no cause for jealousy to +any, and candour is not to be confounded with scorn. Let him who calls +me wild beast and basilisk, leave me alone as something noxious and +evil; let him who calls me ungrateful, withhold his service; who calls +me wayward, seek not my acquaintance; who calls me cruel, pursue me +not; for this wild beast, this basilisk, this ungrateful, cruel, +wayward being has no kind of desire to seek, serve, know, or follow +them. If Chrysostom's impatience and violent passion killed him, why +should my modest behaviour and circumspection be blamed? If I preserve +my purity in the society of the trees, why should he who would have me +preserve it among men, seek to rob me of it? I have, as you know, +wealth of my own, and I covet not that of others; my taste is for +freedom, and I have no relish for constraint; I neither love nor +hate anyone; I do not deceive this one or court that, or trifle with +one or play with another. The modest converse of the shepherd girls of +these hamlets and the care of my goats are my recreations; my +desires are bounded by these mountains, and if they ever wander +hence it is to contemplate the beauty of the heavens, steps by which +the soul travels to its primeval abode."</p> + +<p>With these words, and not waiting to hear a reply, she turned and +passed into the thickest part of a wood that was hard by, leaving +all who were there lost in admiration as much of her good sense as +of her beauty. Some—those wounded by the irresistible shafts launched +by her bright eyes—made as though they would follow her, heedless +of the frank declaration they had heard; seeing which, and deeming +this a fitting occasion for the exercise of his chivalry in aid of +distressed damsels, Don Quixote, laying his hand on the hilt of his +sword, exclaimed in a loud and distinct voice:</p> + +<p>"Let no one, whatever his rank or condition, dare to follow the +beautiful Marcela, under pain of incurring my fierce indignation. +She has shown by clear and satisfactory arguments that little or no +fault is to be found with her for the death of Chrysostom, and also +how far she is from yielding to the wishes of any of her lovers, for +which reason, instead of being followed and persecuted, she should +in justice be honoured and esteemed by all the good people of the +world, for she shows that she is the only woman in it that holds to +such a virtuous resolution."</p> + +<p>Whether it was because of the threats of Don Quixote, or because +Ambrosio told them to fulfil their duty to their good friend, none +of the shepherds moved or stirred from the spot until, having finished +the grave and burned Chrysostom's papers, they laid his body in it, +not without many tears from those who stood by. They closed the +grave with a heavy stone until a slab was ready which Ambrosio said he +meant to have prepared, with an epitaph which was to be to this effect:</p> + +<pre> +Beneath the stone before your eyes +The body of a lover lies; +In life he was a shepherd swain, +In death a victim to disdain. +Ungrateful, cruel, coy, and fair, +Was she that drove him to despair, +And Love hath made her his ally +For spreading wide his tyranny.</pre> + +<p> +They then strewed upon the grave a profusion of flowers and +branches, and all expressing their condolence with his friend +ambrosio, took their Vivaldo and his companion did the same; and Don +Quixote bade farewell to his hosts and to the travellers, who +pressed him to come with them to Seville, as being such a convenient +place for finding adventures, for they presented themselves in every +street and round every corner oftener than anywhere else. Don +Quixote thanked them for their advice and for the disposition they +showed to do him a favour, and said that for the present he would not, +and must not go to Seville until he had cleared all these mountains of +highwaymen and robbers, of whom report said they were full. Seeing his +good intention, the travellers were unwilling to press him further, +and once more bidding him farewell, they left him and pursued their +journey, in the course of which they did not fail to discuss the story +of Marcela and Chrysostom as well as the madness of Don Quixote. He, +on his part, resolved to go in quest of the shepherdess Marcela, and +make offer to her of all the service he could render her; but things +did not fall out with him as he expected, according to what is related +in the course of this veracious history, of which the Second Part ends +here.</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c14e"></a><img alt="c14e.jpg (31K)" src="images/c14e.jpg" height="503" width="529"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch15"></a>CHAPTER XV.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT DON QUIXOTE +FELL IN WITH WHEN HE FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN HEARTLESS YANGUESANS +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> +<center><a name="c15a"></a><img alt="c15a.jpg (81K)" src="images/c15a.jpg" height="202" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c15a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The sage Cide Hamete Benengeli relates that as soon as Don Quixote +took leave of his hosts and all who had been present at the burial +of Chrysostom, he and his squire passed into the same wood which +they had seen the shepherdess Marcela enter, and after having wandered +for more than two hours in all directions in search of her without +finding her, they came to a halt in a glade covered with tender grass, +beside which ran a pleasant cool stream that invited and compelled +them to pass there the hours of the noontide heat, which by this +time was beginning to come on oppressively. Don Quixote and Sancho +dismounted, and turning Rocinante and the ass loose to feed on the +grass that was there in abundance, they ransacked the alforjas, and +without any ceremony very peacefully and sociably master and man +made their repast on what they found in them.</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c15b"></a><img alt="c15b.jpg (376K)" src="images/c15b.jpg" height="822" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c15b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Sancho had not thought +it worth while to hobble Rocinante, feeling sure, from what he knew of +his staidness and freedom from incontinence, that all the mares in the +Cordova pastures would not lead him into an impropriety. Chance, +however, and the devil, who is not always asleep, so ordained it +that feeding in this valley there was a drove of Galician ponies +belonging to certain Yanguesan carriers, whose way it is to take their +midday rest with their teams in places and spots where grass and water +abound; and that where Don Quixote chanced to be suited the +Yanguesans' purpose very well. It so happened, then, that Rocinante +took a fancy to disport himself with their ladyships the ponies, and +abandoning his usual gait and demeanour as he scented them, he, +without asking leave of his master, got up a briskish little trot +and hastened to make known his wishes to them; they, however, it +seemed, preferred their pasture to him, and received him with their +heels and teeth to such effect that they soon broke his girths and +left him naked without a saddle to cover him; but what must have +been worse to him was that the carriers, seeing the violence he was +offering to their mares, came running up armed with stakes, and so +belaboured him that they brought him sorely battered to the ground.</p> + +<p>By this time Don Quixote and Sancho, who had witnessed the +drubbing of Rocinante, came up panting, and said Don Quixote to +Sancho:</p> + +<p>"So far as I can see, friend Sancho, these are not knights but +base folk of low birth: I mention it because thou canst lawfully aid +me in taking due vengeance for the insult offered to Rocinante +before our eyes."</p> + +<p>"What the devil vengeance can we take," answered Sancho, "if they +are more than twenty, and we no more than two, or, indeed, perhaps not +more than one and a half?"</p> + +<p>"I count for a hundred," replied Don Quixote, and without more words +he drew his sword and attacked the Yanguesans and excited and impelled +by the example of his master, Sancho did the same; and to begin +with, Don Quixote delivered a slash at one of them that laid open +the leather jerkin he wore, together with a great portion of his +shoulder. The Yanguesans, seeing themselves assaulted by only two +men while they were so many, betook themselves to their stakes, and +driving the two into the middle they began to lay on with great zeal +and energy; in fact, at the second blow they brought Sancho to the +ground, and Don Quixote fared the same way, all his skill and high +mettle availing him nothing, and fate willed it that he should fall at +the feet of Rocinante, who had not yet risen; whereby it may be seen +how furiously stakes can pound in angry boorish hands.</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c15c"></a><img alt="c15c.jpg (362K)" src="images/c15c.jpg" height="841" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c15c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Then, seeing +the mischief they had done, the Yanguesans with all the haste they +could loaded their team and pursued their journey, leaving the two +adventurers a sorry sight and in sorrier mood.</p> + +<p>Sancho was the first to come to, and finding himself close to his +master he called to him in a weak and doleful voice, "Senor Don +Quixote, ah, Senor Don Quixote!"</p> + +<p>"What wouldst thou, brother Sancho?" answered Don Quixote in the +same feeble suffering tone as Sancho.</p> + +<p>"I would like, if it were possible," answered Sancho Panza, "your +worship to give me a couple of sups of that potion of the fiery +Blas, if it be that you have any to hand there; perhaps it will +serve for broken bones as well as for wounds."</p> + +<p>"If I only had it here, wretch that I am, what more should we want?" +said Don Quixote; "but I swear to thee, Sancho Panza, on the faith +of a knight-errant, ere two days are over, unless fortune orders +otherwise, I mean to have it in my possession, or my hand will have +lost its cunning."</p> + +<p>"But in how many does your worship think we shall have the use of +our feet?" answered Sancho Panza.</p> + +<p>"For myself I must say I cannot guess how many," said the battered +knight Don Quixote; "but I take all the blame upon myself, for I had +no business to put hand to sword against men who where not dubbed +knights like myself, and so I believe that in punishment for having +transgressed the laws of chivalry the God of battles has permitted +this chastisement to be administered to me; for which reason, +brother Sancho, it is well thou shouldst receive a hint on the +matter which I am now about to mention to thee, for it is of much +importance to the welfare of both of us. It is at when thou shalt +see rabble of this sort offering us insult thou art not to wait till I +draw sword against them, for I shall not do so at all; but do thou +draw sword and chastise them to thy heart's content, and if any +knights come to their aid and defence I will take care to defend +thee and assail them with all my might; and thou hast already seen +by a thousand signs and proofs what the might of this strong arm of +mine is equal to"—so uplifted had the poor gentleman become through +the victory over the stout Biscayan.</p> + +<p>But Sancho did not so fully approve of his master's admonition as to +let it pass without saying in reply, "Senor, I am a man of peace, meek +and quiet, and I can put up with any affront because I have a wife and +children to support and bring up; so let it be likewise a hint to your +worship, as it cannot be a mandate, that on no account will I draw +sword either against clown or against knight, and that here before God +I forgive the insults that have been offered me, whether they have +been, are, or shall be offered me by high or low, rich or poor, +noble or commoner, not excepting any rank or condition whatsoever."</p> + +<p>To all which his master said in reply, "I wish I had breath enough +to speak somewhat easily, and that the pain I feel on this side +would abate so as to let me explain to thee, Panza, the mistake thou +makest. Come now, sinner, suppose the wind of fortune, hitherto so +adverse, should turn in our favour, filling the sails of our desires +so that safely and without impediment we put into port in some one +of those islands I have promised thee, how would it be with thee if on +winning it I made thee lord of it? Why, thou wilt make it well-nigh +impossible through not being a knight nor having any desire to be one, +nor possessing the courage nor the will to avenge insults or defend +thy lordship; for thou must know that in newly conquered kingdoms +and provinces the minds of the inhabitants are never so quiet nor so +well disposed to the new lord that there is no fear of their making +some move to change matters once more, and try, as they say, what +chance may do for them; so it is essential that the new possessor +should have good sense to enable him to govern, and valour to attack +and defend himself, whatever may befall him."</p> + +<p>"In what has now befallen us," answered Sancho, "I'd have been +well pleased to have that good sense and that valour your worship +speaks of, but I swear on the faith of a poor man I am more fit for +plasters than for arguments. See if your worship can get up, and let +us help Rocinante, though he does not deserve it, for he was the +main cause of all this thrashing. I never thought it of Rocinante, for +I took him to be a virtuous person and as quiet as myself. After +all, they say right that it takes a long time to come to know +people, and that there is nothing sure in this life. Who would have +said that, after such mighty slashes as your worship gave that unlucky +knight-errant, there was coming, travelling post and at the very heels +of them, such a great storm of sticks as has fallen upon our +shoulders?"</p> + +<p>"And yet thine, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "ought to be used to +such squalls; but mine, reared in soft cloth and fine linen, it is +plain they must feel more keenly the pain of this mishap, and if it +were not that I imagine—why do I say imagine?—know of a certainty +that all these annoyances are very necessary accompaniments of the +calling of arms, I would lay me down here to die of pure vexation."</p> + +<p>To this the squire replied, "Senor, as these mishaps are what one +reaps of chivalry, tell me if they happen very often, or if they +have their own fixed times for coming to pass; because it seems to +me that after two harvests we shall be no good for the third, unless +God in his infinite mercy helps us."</p> + +<p>"Know, friend Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "that the life of +knights-errant is subject to a thousand dangers and reverses, and +neither more nor less is it within immediate possibility for +knights-errant to become kings and emperors, as experience has shown +in the case of many different knights with whose histories I am +thoroughly acquainted; and I could tell thee now, if the pain would +let me, of some who simply by might of arm have risen to the high +stations I have mentioned; and those same, both before and after, +experienced divers misfortunes and miseries; for the valiant Amadis of +Gaul found himself in the power of his mortal enemy Arcalaus the +magician, who, it is positively asserted, holding him captive, gave +him more than two hundred lashes with the reins of his horse while +tied to one of the pillars of a court; and moreover there is a certain +recondite author of no small authority who says that the Knight of +Phoebus, being caught in a certain pitfall, which opened under his +feet in a certain castle, on falling found himself bound hand and foot +in a deep pit underground, where they administered to him one of those +things they call clysters, of sand and snow-water, that well-nigh +finished him; and if he had not been succoured in that sore +extremity by a sage, a great friend of his, it would have gone very +hard with the poor knight; so I may well suffer in company with such +worthy folk, for greater were the indignities which they had to suffer +than those which we suffer. For I would have thee know, Sancho, that +wounds caused by any instruments which happen by chance to be in +hand inflict no indignity, and this is laid down in the law of the +duel in express words: if, for instance, the cobbler strikes another +with the last which he has in his hand, though it be in fact a piece +of wood, it cannot be said for that reason that he whom he struck with +it has been cudgelled. I say this lest thou shouldst imagine that +because we have been drubbed in this affray we have therefore suffered +any indignity; for the arms those men carried, with which they pounded +us, were nothing more than their stakes, and not one of them, so far +as I remember, carried rapier, sword, or dagger."</p> + +<p>"They gave me no time to see that much," answered Sancho, "for +hardly had I laid hand on my tizona when they signed the cross on my +shoulders with their sticks in such style that they took the sight out +of my eyes and the strength out of my feet, stretching me where I +now lie, and where thinking of whether all those stake-strokes were an +indignity or not gives me no uneasiness, which the pain of the blows +does, for they will remain as deeply impressed on my memory as on my +shoulders."</p> + +<p>"For all that let me tell thee, brother Panza," said Don Quixote, +"that there is no recollection which time does not put an end to, +and no pain which death does not remove."</p> + +<p>"And what greater misfortune can there be," replied Panza, "than the +one that waits for time to put an end to it and death to remove it? If +our mishap were one of those that are cured with a couple of plasters, +it would not be so bad; but I am beginning to think that all the +plasters in a hospital almost won't be enough to put us right."</p> + +<p>"No more of that: pluck strength out of weakness, Sancho, as I +mean to do," returned Don Quixote, "and let us see how Rocinante is, +for it seems to me that not the least share of this mishap has +fallen to the lot of the poor beast."</p> + +<p>"There is nothing wonderful in that," replied Sancho, "since he is a +knight-errant too; what I wonder at is that my beast should have +come off scot-free where we come out scotched."</p> + +<p>"Fortune always leaves a door open in adversity in order to bring +relief to it," said Don Quixote; "I say so because this little beast +may now supply the want of Rocinante, carrying me hence to some castle +where I may be cured of my wounds. And moreover I shall not hold it +any dishonour to be so mounted, for I remember having read how the +good old Silenus, the tutor and instructor of the gay god of laughter, +when he entered the city of the hundred gates, went very contentedly +mounted on a handsome ass."</p> + +<p>"It may be true that he went mounted as your worship says," answered +Sancho, "but there is a great difference between going mounted and +going slung like a sack of manure."</p> + +<p>To which Don Quixote replied, "Wounds received in battle confer +honour instead of taking it away; and so, friend Panza, say no more, +but, as I told thee before, get up as well as thou canst and put me on +top of thy beast in whatever fashion pleases thee best, and let us +go hence ere night come on and surprise us in these wilds."</p> + +<p>"And yet I have heard your worship say," observed Panza, "that it is +very meet for knights-errant to sleep in wastes and deserts, and +that they esteem it very good fortune."</p> + +<p>"That is," said Don Quixote, "when they cannot help it, or when they +are in love; and so true is this that there have been knights who have +remained two years on rocks, in sunshine and shade and all the +inclemencies of heaven, without their ladies knowing anything of it; +and one of these was Amadis, when, under the name of Beltenebros, he +took up his abode on the Pena Pobre for—I know not if it was eight +years or eight months, for I am not very sure of the reckoning; at any +rate he stayed there doing penance for I know not what pique the +Princess Oriana had against him; but no more of this now, Sancho, +and make haste before a mishap like Rocinante's befalls the ass."</p> + +<p>"The very devil would be in it in that case," said Sancho; and +letting off thirty "ohs," and sixty sighs, and a hundred and twenty +maledictions and execrations on whomsoever it was that had brought him +there, he raised himself, stopping half-way bent like a Turkish bow +without power to bring himself upright, but with all his pains he +saddled his ass, who too had gone astray somewhat, yielding to the +excessive licence of the day; he next raised up Rocinante, and as +for him, had he possessed a tongue to complain with, most assuredly +neither Sancho nor his master would have been behind him.</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c15d"></a><img alt="c15d.jpg (329K)" src="images/c15d.jpg" height="510" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c15d.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>To be brief, +Sancho fixed Don Quixote on the ass and secured Rocinante with a +leading rein, and taking the ass by the halter, he proceeded more or +less in the direction in which it seemed to him the high road might +be; and, as chance was conducting their affairs for them from good +to better, he had not gone a short league when the road came in sight, +and on it he perceived an inn, which to his annoyance and to the +delight of Don Quixote must needs be a castle. Sancho insisted that it +was an inn, and his master that it was not one, but a castle, and +the dispute lasted so long that before the point was settled they +had time to reach it, and into it Sancho entered with all his team +without any further controversy.</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c15e"></a><img alt="c15e.jpg (31K)" src="images/c15e.jpg" height="520" width="329"> +</center> + + +<br> +<br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p4.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p6.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p6.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p6.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7a0f605 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p6.htm @@ -0,0 +1,808 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 6.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p5.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p7.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 6. +<br><br> +Chapters 16-17 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch16">CHAPTER XVI</a> +OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN +WHICH HE TOOK TO BE A CASTLE + +<a href="#ch17">CHAPTER XVII</a> +IN WHICH ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH +THE BRAVE DON QUIXOTE AND HIS GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA +ENDURED IN THE INN, WHICH TO HIS MISFORTUNE HE TOOK TO +BE A CASTLE + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch16"></a>CHAPTER XVI.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN WHICH HE TOOK +TO BE A CASTLE +</h3></center> +<br> + +<br> +<center><a name="c16a"></a><img alt="c16a.jpg (129K)" src="images/c16a.jpg" height="332" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c16a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The innkeeper, seeing Don Quixote slung across the ass, asked Sancho +what was amiss with him. Sancho answered that it was nothing, only +that he had fallen down from a rock and had his ribs a little bruised. +The innkeeper had a wife whose disposition was not such as those of +her calling commonly have, for she was by nature kind-hearted and felt +for the sufferings of her neighbours, so she at once set about tending +Don Quixote, and made her young daughter, a very comely girl, help her +in taking care of her guest. There was besides in the inn, as servant, +an Asturian lass with a broad face, flat poll, and snub nose, blind of +one eye and not very sound in the other. The elegance of her shape, to +be sure, made up for all her defects; she did not measure seven +palms from head to foot, and her shoulders, which overweighted her +somewhat, made her contemplate the ground more than she liked. This +graceful lass, then, helped the young girl, and the two made up a very +bad bed for Don Quixote in a garret that showed evident signs of +having formerly served for many years as a straw-loft, in which +there was also quartered a carrier whose bed was placed a little +beyond our Don Quixote's, and, though only made of the pack-saddles +and cloths of his mules, had much the advantage of it, as Don +Quixote's consisted simply of four rough boards on two not very even +trestles, a mattress, that for thinness might have passed for a quilt, +full of pellets which, were they not seen through the rents to be +wool, would to the touch have seemed pebbles in hardness, two sheets +made of buckler leather, and a coverlet the threads of which anyone +that chose might have counted without missing one in the reckoning.</p> + +<p>On this accursed bed Don Quixote stretched himself, and the +hostess and her daughter soon covered him with plasters from top to +toe, while Maritornes—for that was the name of the Asturian—held the +light for them, and while plastering him, the hostess, observing how +full of wheals Don Quixote was in some places, remarked that this +had more the look of blows than of a fall.</p> + +<p>It was not blows, Sancho said, but that the rock had many points and +projections, and that each of them had left its mark. "Pray, +senora," he added, "manage to save some tow, as there will be no +want of some one to use it, for my loins too are rather sore."</p> + +<p>"Then you must have fallen too," said the hostess.</p> + +<p>"I did not fall," said Sancho Panza, "but from the shock I got at +seeing my master fall, my body aches so that I feel as if I had had +a thousand thwacks."</p> + +<p>"That may well be," said the young girl, "for it has many a time +happened to me to dream that I was falling down from a tower and never +coming to the ground, and when I awoke from the dream to find myself +as weak and shaken as if I had really fallen."</p> + +<p>"There is the point, senora," replied Sancho Panza, "that I +without dreaming at all, but being more awake than I am now, find +myself with scarcely less wheals than my master, Don Quixote."</p> + +<p>"How is the gentleman called?" asked Maritornes the Asturian.</p> + +<p>"Don Quixote of La Mancha," answered Sancho Panza, "and he is a +knight-adventurer, and one of the best and stoutest that have been +seen in the world this long time past."</p> + +<p>"What is a knight-adventurer?" said the lass.</p> + +<p>"Are you so new in the world as not to know?" answered Sancho Panza. +"Well, then, you must know, sister, that a knight-adventurer is a +thing that in two words is seen drubbed and emperor, that is to-day +the most miserable and needy being in the world, and to-morrow will +have two or three crowns of kingdoms to give his squire."</p> + +<p>"Then how is it," said the hostess, "that belonging to so good a +master as this, you have not, to judge by appearances, even so much as +a county?"</p> + +<p>"It is too soon yet," answered Sancho, "for we have only been a +month going in quest of adventures, and so far we have met with +nothing that can be called one, for it will happen that when one thing +is looked for another thing is found; however, if my master Don +Quixote gets well of this wound, or fall, and I am left none the worse +of it, I would not change my hopes for the best title in Spain."</p> + +<p>To all this conversation Don Quixote was listening very attentively, +and sitting up in bed as well as he could, and taking the hostess by +the hand he said to her, "Believe me, fair lady, you may call yourself +fortunate in having in this castle of yours sheltered my person, which +is such that if I do not myself praise it, it is because of what is +commonly said, that self-praise debaseth; but my squire will inform +you who I am. I only tell you that I shall preserve for ever inscribed +on my memory the service you have rendered me in order to tender you +my gratitude while life shall last me; and would to Heaven love held +me not so enthralled and subject to its laws and to the eyes of that +fair ingrate whom I name between my teeth, but that those of this +lovely damsel might be the masters of my liberty."</p> + +<p>The hostess, her daughter, and the worthy Maritornes listened in +bewilderment to the words of the knight-errant; for they understood +about as much of them as if he had been talking Greek, though they +could perceive they were all meant for expressions of good-will and +blandishments; and not being accustomed to this kind of language, they +stared at him and wondered to themselves, for he seemed to them a +man of a different sort from those they were used to, and thanking him +in pothouse phrase for his civility they left him, while the +Asturian gave her attention to Sancho, who needed it no less than +his master.</p> + +<p>The carrier had made an arrangement with her for recreation that +night, and she had given him her word that when the guests were +quiet and the family asleep she would come in search of him and meet +his wishes unreservedly. And it is said of this good lass that she +never made promises of the kind without fulfilling them, even though +she made them in a forest and without any witness present, for she +plumed herself greatly on being a lady and held it no disgrace to be +in such an employment as servant in an inn, because, she said, +misfortunes and ill-luck had brought her to that position. The hard, +narrow, wretched, rickety bed of Don Quixote stood first in the middle +of this star-lit stable, and close beside it Sancho made his, which +merely consisted of a rush mat and a blanket that looked as if it +was of threadbare canvas rather than of wool. Next to these two beds +was that of the carrier, made up, as has been said, of the +pack-saddles and all the trappings of the two best mules he had, +though there were twelve of them, sleek, plump, and in prime +condition, for he was one of the rich carriers of Arevalo, according +to the author of this history, who particularly mentions this +carrier because he knew him very well, and they even say was in some +degree a relation of his; besides which Cide Hamete Benengeli was a +historian of great research and accuracy in all things, as is very +evident since he would not pass over in silence those that have been +already mentioned, however trifling and insignificant they might be, +an example that might be followed by those grave historians who relate +transactions so curtly and briefly that we hardly get a taste of them, +all the substance of the work being left in the inkstand from +carelessness, perverseness, or ignorance. A thousand blessings on +the author of "Tablante de Ricamonte" and that of the other book in +which the deeds of the Conde Tomillas are recounted; with what +minuteness they describe everything!</p> + +<p>To proceed, then: after having paid a visit to his team and given +them their second feed, the carrier stretched himself on his +pack-saddles and lay waiting for his conscientious Maritornes. +Sancho was by this time plastered and had lain down, and though he +strove to sleep the pain of his ribs would not let him, while Don +Quixote with the pain of his had his eyes as wide open as a hare's.</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c16b"></a><img alt="c16b.jpg (333K)" src="images/c16b.jpg" height="838" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c16b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The inn was all in silence, and in the whole of it there was no +light except that given by a lantern that hung burning in the middle +of the gateway. This strange stillness, and the thoughts, always +present to our knight's mind, of the incidents described at every turn +in the books that were the cause of his misfortune, conjured up to his +imagination as extraordinary a delusion as can well be conceived, +which was that he fancied himself to have reached a famous castle +(for, as has been said, all the inns he lodged in were castles to +his eyes), and that the daughter of the innkeeper was daughter of +the lord of the castle, and that she, won by his high-bred bearing, +had fallen in love with him, and had promised to come to his bed for a +while that night without the knowledge of her parents; and holding all +this fantasy that he had constructed as solid fact, he began to feel +uneasy and to consider the perilous risk which his virtue was about to +encounter, and he resolved in his heart to commit no treason to his +lady Dulcinea del Toboso, even though the queen Guinevere herself +and the dame Quintanona should present themselves before him.</p> + +<p>While he was taken up with these vagaries, then, the time and the +hour—an unlucky one for him—arrived for the Asturian to come, who in +her smock, with bare feet and her hair gathered into a fustian coif, +with noiseless and cautious steps entered the chamber where the +three were quartered, in quest of the carrier; but scarcely had she +gained the door when Don Quixote perceived her, and sitting up in +his bed in spite of his plasters and the pain of his ribs, he +stretched out his arms to receive his beauteous damsel. The +Asturian, who went all doubled up and in silence with her hands before +her feeling for her lover, encountered the arms of Don Quixote, who +grasped her tightly by the wrist, and drawing her towards him, while +she dared not utter a word, made her sit down on the bed. He then felt +her smock, and although it was of sackcloth it appeared to him to be +of the finest and softest silk: on her wrists she wore some glass +beads, but to him they had the sheen of precious Orient pearls: her +hair, which in some measure resembled a horse's mane, he rated as +threads of the brightest gold of Araby, whose refulgence dimmed the +sun himself: her breath, which no doubt smelt of yesterday's stale +salad, seemed to him to diffuse a sweet aromatic fragrance from her +mouth; and, in short, he drew her portrait in his imagination with the +same features and in the same style as that which he had seen in his +books of the other princesses who, smitten by love, came with all +the adornments that are here set down, to see the sorely wounded +knight; and so great was the poor gentleman's blindness that neither +touch, nor smell, nor anything else about the good lass that would +have made any but a carrier vomit, were enough to undeceive him; on +the contrary, he was persuaded he had the goddess of beauty in his +arms, and holding her firmly in his grasp he went on to say in low, +tender voice:</p> + +<p>"Would that found myself, lovely and exalted lady, in a position +to repay such a favour as that which you, by the sight of your great +beauty, have granted me; but fortune, which is never weary of +persecuting the good, has chosen to place me upon this bed, where I +lie so bruised and broken that though my inclination would gladly +comply with yours it is impossible; besides, to this impossibility +another yet greater is to be added, which is the faith that I have +pledged to the peerless Dulcinea del Toboso, sole lady of my most +secret thoughts; and were it not that this stood in the way I should +not be so insensible a knight as to miss the happy opportunity which +your great goodness has offered me."</p> + +<p>Maritornes was fretting and sweating at finding herself held so fast +by Don Quixote, and not understanding or heeding the words he +addressed to her, she strove without speaking to free herself. The +worthy carrier, whose unholy thoughts kept him awake, was aware of his +doxy the moment she entered the door, and was listening attentively to +all Don Quixote said; and jealous that the Asturian should have broken +her word with him for another, drew nearer to Don Quixote's bed and +stood still to see what would come of this talk which he could not +understand; but when he perceived the wench struggling to get free and +Don Quixote striving to hold her, not relishing the joke he raised his +arm and delivered such a terrible cuff on the lank jaws of the amorous +knight that he bathed all his mouth in blood, and not content with +this he mounted on his ribs and with his feet tramped all over them at +a pace rather smarter than a trot. The bed which was somewhat crazy +and not very firm on its feet, unable to support the additional weight +of the carrier, came to the ground, and at the mighty crash of this +the innkeeper awoke and at once concluded that it must be some brawl +of Maritornes', because after calling loudly to her he got no +answer. With this suspicion he got up, and lighting a lamp hastened to +the quarter where he had heard the disturbance. The wench, seeing that +her master was coming and knowing that his temper was terrible, +frightened and panic-stricken made for the bed of Sancho Panza, who +still slept, and crouching upon it made a ball of herself.</p> + +<p>The innkeeper came in exclaiming, "Where art thou, strumpet? Of +course this is some of thy work." At this Sancho awoke, and feeling +this mass almost on top of him fancied he had the nightmare and +began to distribute fisticuffs all round, of which a certain share +fell upon Maritornes, who, irritated by the pain and flinging +modesty aside, paid back so many in return to Sancho that she woke him +up in spite of himself. He then, finding himself so handled, by whom +he knew not, raising himself up as well as he could, grappled with +Maritornes, and he and she between them began the bitterest and +drollest scrimmage in the world. The carrier, however, perceiving by +the light of the innkeeper candle how it fared with his ladylove, +quitting Don Quixote, ran to bring her the help she needed; and the +innkeeper did the same but with a different intention, for his was +to chastise the lass, as he believed that beyond a doubt she alone was +the cause of all the harmony. And so, as the saying is, cat to rat, +rat to rope, rope to stick, the carrier pounded Sancho, Sancho the +lass, she him, and the innkeeper her, and all worked away so briskly +that they did not give themselves a moment's rest; and the best of +it was that the innkeeper's lamp went out, and as they were left in +the dark they all laid on one upon the other in a mass so unmercifully +that there was not a sound spot left where a hand could light.</p> + +<p>It so happened that there was lodging that night in the inn a +caudrillero of what they call the Old Holy Brotherhood of Toledo, who, +also hearing the extraordinary noise of the conflict, seized his staff +and the tin case with his warrants, and made his way in the dark +into the room crying: "Hold! in the name of the Jurisdiction! Hold! in +the name of the Holy Brotherhood!"</p> + +<p>The first that he came upon was the pummelled Don Quixote, who lay +stretched senseless on his back upon his broken-down bed, and, his +hand falling on the beard as he felt about, he continued to cry, "Help +for the Jurisdiction!" but perceiving that he whom he had laid hold of +did not move or stir, he concluded that he was dead and that those +in the room were his murderers, and with this suspicion he raised +his voice still higher, calling out, "Shut the inn gate; see that no +one goes out; they have killed a man here!" This cry startled them +all, and each dropped the contest at the point at which the voice +reached him. The innkeeper retreated to his room, the carrier to his +pack-saddles, the lass to her crib; the unlucky Don Quixote and Sancho +alone were unable to move from where they were. The cuadrillero on +this let go Don Quixote's beard, and went out to look for a light to +search for and apprehend the culprits; but not finding one, as the +innkeeper had purposely extinguished the lantern on retreating to +his room, he was compelled to have recourse to the hearth, where after +much time and trouble he lit another lamp.</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c16e"></a><img alt="c16e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c16e.jpg" height="565" width="375"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch17"></a>CHAPTER XVII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE +DON QUIXOTE AND HIS GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA ENDURED IN THE INN, WHICH +TO HIS MISFORTUNE HE TOOK TO BE A CASTLE +</h3></center> +<br> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c17a"></a><img alt="c17a.jpg (87K)" src="images/c17a.jpg" height="224" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c17a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>By this time Don Quixote had recovered from his swoon; and in the +same tone of voice in which he had called to his squire the day before +when he lay stretched "in the vale of the stakes," he began calling to +him now, "Sancho, my friend, art thou asleep? sleepest thou, friend +Sancho?"</p> + +<p>"How can I sleep, curses on it!" returned Sancho discontentedly +and bitterly, "when it is plain that all the devils have been at me +this night?"</p> + +<p>"Thou mayest well believe that," answered Don Quixote, "because, +either I know little, or this castle is enchanted, for thou must +know—but this that I am now about to tell thee thou must swear to keep +secret until after my death."</p> + +<p>"I swear it," answered Sancho.</p> + +<p>"I say so," continued Don Quixote, "because I hate taking away +anyone's good name."</p> + +<p>"I say," replied Sancho, "that I swear to hold my tongue about it +till the end of your worship's days, and God grant I may be able to +let it out tomorrow."</p> + +<p>"Do I do thee such injuries, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "that thou +wouldst see me dead so soon?"</p> + +<p>"It is not for that," replied Sancho, "but because I hate keeping +things long, and I don't want them to grow rotten with me from +over-keeping."</p> + +<p>"At any rate," said Don Quixote, "I have more confidence in thy +affection and good nature; and so I would have thee know that this +night there befell me one of the strangest adventures that I could +describe, and to relate it to thee briefly thou must know that a +little while ago the daughter of the lord of this castle came to me, +and that she is the most elegant and beautiful damsel that could be +found in the wide world. What I could tell thee of the charms of her +person! of her lively wit! of other secret matters which, to +preserve the fealty I owe to my lady Dulcinea del Toboso, I shall pass +over unnoticed and in silence! I will only tell thee that, either fate +being envious of so great a boon placed in my hands by good fortune, +or perhaps (and this is more probable) this castle being, as I have +already said, enchanted, at the time when I was engaged in the +sweetest and most amorous discourse with her, there came, without my +seeing or knowing whence it came, a hand attached to some arm of +some huge giant, that planted such a cuff on my jaws that I have +them all bathed in blood, and then pummelled me in such a way that I +am in a worse plight than yesterday when the carriers, on account of +Rocinante's misbehaviour, inflicted on us the injury thou knowest +of; whence conjecture that there must be some enchanted Moor +guarding the treasure of this damsel's beauty, and that it is not +for me."</p> + +<p>"Not for me either," said Sancho, "for more than four hundred +Moors have so thrashed me that the drubbing of the stakes was cakes +and fancy-bread to it. But tell me, senor, what do you call this +excellent and rare adventure that has left us as we are left now? +Though your worship was not so badly off, having in your arms that +incomparable beauty you spoke of; but I, what did I have, except the +heaviest whacks I think I had in all my life? Unlucky me and the +mother that bore me! for I am not a knight-errant and never expect +to be one, and of all the mishaps, the greater part falls to my +share."</p> + +<p>"Then thou hast been thrashed too?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Didn't I say so? worse luck to my line!" said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"Be not distressed, friend," said Don Quixote, "for I will now +make the precious balsam with which we shall cure ourselves in the +twinkling of an eye."</p> + +<p>By this time the cuadrillero had succeeded in lighting the lamp, and +came in to see the man that he thought had been killed; and as +Sancho caught sight of him at the door, seeing him coming in his +shirt, with a cloth on his head, and a lamp in his hand, and a very +forbidding countenance, he said to his master, "Senor, can it be +that this is the enchanted Moor coming back to give us more +castigation if there be anything still left in the ink-bottle?"</p> + +<p>"It cannot be the Moor," answered Don Quixote, "for those under +enchantment do not let themselves be seen by anyone."</p> + +<p>"If they don't let themselves be seen, they let themselves be felt," +said Sancho; "if not, let my shoulders speak to the point."</p> + +<p>"Mine could speak too," said Don Quixote, "but that is not a +sufficient reason for believing that what we see is the enchanted +Moor."</p> + +<p>The officer came up, and finding them engaged in such a peaceful +conversation, stood amazed; though Don Quixote, to be sure, still +lay on his back unable to move from pure pummelling and plasters. +The officer turned to him and said, "Well, how goes it, good man?"</p> + +<p>"I would speak more politely if I were you," replied Don Quixote; +"is it the way of this country to address knights-errant in that +style, you booby?"</p> + +<p>The cuadrillero finding himself so disrespectfully treated by such a +sorry-looking individual, lost his temper, and raising the lamp full +of oil, smote Don Quixote such a blow with it on the head that he gave +him a badly broken pate; then, all being in darkness, he went out, and +Sancho Panza said, "That is certainly the enchanted Moor, Senor, and +he keeps the treasure for others, and for us only the cuffs and +lamp-whacks."</p> + +<p>"That is the truth," answered Don Quixote, "and there is no use in +troubling oneself about these matters of enchantment or being angry or +vexed at them, for as they are invisible and visionary we shall find +no one on whom to avenge ourselves, do what we may; rise, Sancho, if +thou canst, and call the alcaide of this fortress, and get him to give +me a little oil, wine, salt, and rosemary to make the salutiferous +balsam, for indeed I believe I have great need of it now, because I am +losing much blood from the wound that phantom gave me."</p> + +<p>Sancho got up with pain enough in his bones, and went after the +innkeeper in the dark, and meeting the officer, who was looking to see +what had become of his enemy, he said to him, "Senor, whoever you are, +do us the favour and kindness to give us a little rosemary, oil, salt, +and wine, for it is wanted to cure one of the best knights-errant on +earth, who lies on yonder bed wounded by the hands of the enchanted +Moor that is in this inn."</p> + +<p>When the officer heard him talk in this way, he took him for a man +out of his senses, and as day was now beginning to break, he opened +the inn gate, and calling the host, he told him what this good man +wanted. The host furnished him with what he required, and Sancho +brought it to Don Quixote, who, with his hand to his head, was +bewailing the pain of the blow of the lamp, which had done him no more +harm than raising a couple of rather large lumps, and what he +fancied blood was only the sweat that flowed from him in his +sufferings during the late storm. To be brief, he took the +materials, of which he made a compound, mixing them all and boiling +them a good while until it seemed to him they had come to +perfection. He then asked for some vial to pour it into, and as +there was not one in the inn, he decided on putting it into a tin +oil-bottle or flask of which the host made him a free gift; and over +the flask he repeated more than eighty paternosters and as many more +ave-marias, salves, and credos, accompanying each word with a cross by +way of benediction, at all which there were present Sancho, the +innkeeper, and the cuadrillero; for the carrier was now peacefully +engaged in attending to the comfort of his mules.</p> + +<p>This being accomplished, he felt anxious to make trial himself, on +the spot, of the virtue of this precious balsam, as he considered +it, and so he drank near a quart of what could not be put into the +flask and remained in the pigskin in which it had been boiled; but +scarcely had he done drinking when he began to vomit in such a way +that nothing was left in his stomach, and with the pangs and spasms of +vomiting he broke into a profuse sweat, on account of which he bade +them cover him up and leave him alone. They did so, and he lay +sleeping more than three hours, at the end of which he awoke and +felt very great bodily relief and so much ease from his bruises that +he thought himself quite cured, and verily believed he had hit upon +the balsam of Fierabras; and that with this remedy he might +thenceforward, without any fear, face any kind of destruction, battle, +or combat, however perilous it might be.</p> + +<p>Sancho Panza, who also regarded the amendment of his master as +miraculous, begged him to give him what was left in the pigskin, which +was no small quantity. Don Quixote consented, and he, taking it with +both hands, in good faith and with a better will, gulped down and +drained off very little less than his master. But the fact is, that +the stomach of poor Sancho was of necessity not so delicate as that of +his master, and so, before vomiting, he was seized with such +gripings and retchings, and such sweats and faintness, that verily and +truly be believed his last hour had come, and finding himself so +racked and tormented he cursed the balsam and the thief that had given +it to him.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote seeing him in this state said, "It is my belief, Sancho, +that this mischief comes of thy not being dubbed a knight, for I am +persuaded this liquor cannot be good for those who are not so."</p> + +<p>"If your worship knew that," returned Sancho—"woe betide me and all +my kindred!—why did you let me taste it?"</p> + +<p>At this moment the draught took effect, and the poor squire began to +discharge both ways at such a rate that the rush mat on which he had +thrown himself and the canvas blanket he had covering him were fit for +nothing afterwards. He sweated and perspired with such paroxysms and +convulsions that not only he himself but all present thought his end +had come. This tempest and tribulation lasted about two hours, at +the end of which he was left, not like his master, but so weak and +exhausted that he could not stand. Don Quixote, however, who, as has +been said, felt himself relieved and well, was eager to take his +departure at once in quest of adventures, as it seemed to him that all +the time he loitered there was a fraud upon the world and those in +it who stood in need of his help and protection, all the more when +he had the security and confidence his balsam afforded him; and so, +urged by this impulse, he saddled Rocinante himself and put the +pack-saddle on his squire's beast, whom likewise he helped to dress +and mount the ass; after which he mounted his horse and turning to a +corner of the inn he laid hold of a pike that stood there, to serve +him by way of a lance. All that were in the inn, who were more than +twenty persons, stood watching him; the innkeeper's daughter was +likewise observing him, and he too never took his eyes off her, and +from time to time fetched a sigh that he seemed to pluck up from the +depths of his bowels; but they all thought it must be from the pain he +felt in his ribs; at any rate they who had seen him plastered the +night before thought so.</p> + +<p>As soon as they were both mounted, at the gate of the inn, he called +to the host and said in a very grave and measured voice, "Many and +great are the favours, Senor Alcaide, that I have received in this +castle of yours, and I remain under the deepest obligation to be +grateful to you for them all the days of my life; if I can repay +them in avenging you of any arrogant foe who may have wronged you, +know that my calling is no other than to aid the weak, to avenge those +who suffer wrong, and to chastise perfidy. Search your memory, and +if you find anything of this kind you need only tell me of it, and I +promise you by the order of knighthood which I have received to +procure you satisfaction and reparation to the utmost of your desire."</p> + +<p>The innkeeper replied to him with equal calmness, "Sir Knight, I +do not want your worship to avenge me of any wrong, because when any +is done me I can take what vengeance seems good to me; the only +thing I want is that you pay me the score that you have run up in +the inn last night, as well for the straw and barley for your two +beasts, as for supper and beds."</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c16c"></a><img alt="c16c.jpg (326K)" src="images/c16c.jpg" height="846" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c16c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"Then this is an inn?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"And a very respectable one," said the innkeeper.</p> + +<p>"I have been under a mistake all this time," answered Don Quixote, +"for in truth I thought it was a castle, and not a bad one; but +since it appears that it is not a castle but an inn, all that can be +done now is that you should excuse the payment, for I cannot +contravene the rule of knights-errant, of whom I know as a fact (and +up to the present I have read nothing to the contrary) that they never +paid for lodging or anything else in the inn where they might be; +for any hospitality that might be offered them is their due by law and +right in return for the insufferable toil they endure in seeking +adventures by night and by day, in summer and in winter, on foot and +on horseback, in hunger and thirst, cold and heat, exposed to all +the inclemencies of heaven and all the hardships of earth."</p> + +<p>"I have little to do with that," replied the innkeeper; "pay me what +you owe me, and let us have no more talk of chivalry, for all I care +about is to get my money."</p> + +<p>"You are a stupid, scurvy innkeeper," said Don Quixote, and +putting spurs to Rocinante and bringing his pike to the slope he +rode out of the inn before anyone could stop him, and pushed on some +distance without looking to see if his squire was following him.</p> + +<p>The innkeeper when he saw him go without paying him ran to get +payment of Sancho, who said that as his master would not pay neither +would he, because, being as he was squire to a knight-errant, the same +rule and reason held good for him as for his master with regard to not +paying anything in inns and hostelries. At this the innkeeper waxed +very wroth, and threatened if he did not pay to compel him in a way +that he would not like. To which Sancho made answer that by the law of +chivalry his master had received he would not pay a rap, though it +cost him his life; for the excellent and ancient usage of +knights-errant was not going to be violated by him, nor should the +squires of such as were yet to come into the world ever complain of +him or reproach him with breaking so just a privilege.</p> + +<p>The ill-luck of the unfortunate Sancho so ordered it that among +the company in the inn there were four woolcarders from Segovia, three +needle-makers from the Colt of Cordova, and two lodgers from the +Fair of Seville, lively fellows, tender-hearted, fond of a joke, and +playful, who, almost as if instigated and moved by a common impulse, +made up to Sancho and dismounted him from his ass, while one of them +went in for the blanket of the host's bed; but on flinging him into it +they looked up, and seeing that the ceiling was somewhat lower what +they required for their work, they decided upon going out into the +yard, which was bounded by the sky, and there, putting Sancho in the +middle of the blanket, they began to raise him high, making sport with +him as they would with a dog at Shrovetide.</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c16d"></a><img alt="c16d.jpg (285K)" src="images/c16d.jpg" height="840" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c16d.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The cries of the poor blanketed wretch were so loud that they +reached the ears of his master, who, halting to listen attentively, +was persuaded that some new adventure was coming, until he clearly +perceived that it was his squire who uttered them. Wheeling about he +came up to the inn with a laborious gallop, and finding it shut went +round it to see if he could find some way of getting in; but as soon +as he came to the wall of the yard, which was not very high, he +discovered the game that was being played with his squire. He saw +him rising and falling in the air with such grace and nimbleness that, +had his rage allowed him, it is my belief he would have laughed. He +tried to climb from his horse on to the top of the wall, but he was so +bruised and battered that he could not even dismount; and so from +the back of his horse he began to utter such maledictions and +objurgations against those who were blanketing Sancho as it would be +impossible to write down accurately: they, however, did not stay their +laughter or their work for this, nor did the flying Sancho cease his +lamentations, mingled now with threats, now with entreaties but all to +little purpose, or none at all, until from pure weariness they left +off. They then brought him his ass, and mounting him on top of it they +put his jacket round him; and the compassionate Maritornes, seeing him +so exhausted, thought fit to refresh him with a jug of water, and that +it might be all the cooler she fetched it from the well. Sancho took +it, and as he was raising it to his mouth he was stopped by the +cries of his master exclaiming, "Sancho, my son, drink not water; +drink it not, my son, for it will kill thee; see, here I have the +blessed balsam (and he held up the flask of liquor), and with drinking +two drops of it thou wilt certainly be restored."</p> + +<p>At these words Sancho turned his eyes asquint, and in a still louder +voice said, "Can it be your worship has forgotten that I am not a +knight, or do you want me to end by vomiting up what bowels I have +left after last night? Keep your liquor in the name of all the devils, +and leave me to myself!" and at one and the same instant he left off +talking and began drinking; but as at the first sup he perceived it +was water he did not care to go on with it, and begged Maritornes to +fetch him some wine, which she did with right good will, and paid +for it with her own money; for indeed they say of her that, though she +was in that line of life, there was some faint and distant resemblance +to a Christian about her. When Sancho had done drinking he dug his +heels into his ass, and the gate of the inn being thrown open he +passed out very well pleased at having paid nothing and carried his +point, though it had been at the expense of his usual sureties, his +shoulders. It is true that the innkeeper detained his alforjas in +payment of what was owing to him, but Sancho took his departure in +such a flurry that he never missed them. The innkeeper, as soon as +he saw him off, wanted to bar the gate close, but the blanketers would +not agree to it, for they were fellows who would not have cared two +farthings for Don Quixote, even had he been really one of the +knights-errant of the Round Table.</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c17e"></a><img alt="c17e.jpg (47K)" src="images/c17e.jpg" height="398" width="650"> +</center> +<br><br> + + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p5.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p7.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> + +<br><br> + + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p7.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p7.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..169ac51 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p7.htm @@ -0,0 +1,2367 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 7.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p6.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p8.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 7. +<br><br> +Chapters 18-22 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch18">CHAPTER XVIII</a> +IN WHICH IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA +HELD WITH HIS MASTER, DON QUIXOTE, AND OTHER +ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING + +<a href="#ch19">CHAPTER XIX</a> +OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH +HIS MASTER, AND OF THE ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM +WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER NOTABLE +OCCURRENCES + +<a href="#ch20">CHAPTER XX</a> +OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH +WAS ACHIEVED BY THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF +LA MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER ACHIEVED +BY ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE WORLD + +<a href="#ch21">CHAPTER XXI</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH +PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET, TOGETHER WITH OTHER +THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE KNIGHT + +<a href="#ch22">CHAPTER XXII</a> +OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL +UNFORTUNATES WHO AGAINST THEIR WILL WERE BEING +CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO + +</pre> + +<br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch18"></a>CHAPTER XVIII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER, +DON QUIXOTE, AND OTHER ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING +</h3></center> +<br> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c18a"></a><img alt="c18a.jpg (79K)" src="images/c18a.jpg" height="242" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c18a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Sancho reached his master so limp and faint that he could not urge +on his beast. When Don Quixote saw the state he was in he said, "I +have now come to the conclusion, good Sancho, that this castle or +inn is beyond a doubt enchanted, because those who have so atrociously +diverted themselves with thee, what can they be but phantoms or beings +of another world? and I hold this confirmed by having noticed that +when I was by the wall of the yard witnessing the acts of thy sad +tragedy, it was out of my power to mount upon it, nor could I even +dismount from Rocinante, because they no doubt had me enchanted; for I +swear to thee by the faith of what I am that if I had been able to +climb up or dismount, I would have avenged thee in such a way that +those braggart thieves would have remembered their freak for ever, +even though in so doing I knew that I contravened the laws of +chivalry, which, as I have often told thee, do not permit a knight +to lay hands on him who is not one, save in case of urgent and great +necessity in defence of his own life and person."</p> + +<p>"I would have avenged myself too if I could," said Sancho, +"whether I had been dubbed knight or not, but I could not; though +for my part I am persuaded those who amused themselves with me were +not phantoms or enchanted men, as your worship says, but men of +flesh and bone like ourselves; and they all had their names, for I +heard them name them when they were tossing me, and one was called +Pedro Martinez, and another Tenorio Hernandez, and the innkeeper, I +heard, was called Juan Palomeque the Left-handed; so that, senor, your +not being able to leap over the wall of the yard or dismount from your +horse came of something else besides enchantments; and what I make out +clearly from all this is, that these adventures we go seeking will +in the end lead us into such misadventures that we shall not know +which is our right foot; and that the best and wisest thing, according +to my small wits, would be for us to return home, now that it is +harvest-time, and attend to our business, and give over wandering from +Zeca to Mecca and from pail to bucket, as the saying is."</p> + +<p>"How little thou knowest about chivalry, Sancho," replied Don +Quixote; "hold thy peace and have patience; the day will come when +thou shalt see with thine own eyes what an honourable thing it is to +wander in the pursuit of this calling; nay, tell me, what greater +pleasure can there be in the world, or what delight can equal that +of winning a battle, and triumphing over one's enemy? None, beyond all +doubt."</p> + +<p>"Very likely," answered Sancho, "though I do not know it; all I know +is that since we have been knights-errant, or since your worship has +been one (for I have no right to reckon myself one of so honourable +a number) we have never won any battle except the one with the +Biscayan, and even out of that your worship came with half an ear +and half a helmet the less; and from that till now it has been all +cudgellings and more cudgellings, cuffs and more cuffs, I getting +the blanketing over and above, and falling in with enchanted persons +on whom I cannot avenge myself so as to know what the delight, as your +worship calls it, of conquering an enemy is like."</p> + +<p>"That is what vexes me, and what ought to vex thee, Sancho," replied +Don Quixote; "but henceforward I will endeavour to have at hand some +sword made by such craft that no kind of enchantments can take +effect upon him who carries it, and it is even possible that fortune +may procure for me that which belonged to Amadis when he was called +'The Knight of the Burning Sword,' which was one of the best swords +that ever knight in the world possessed, for, besides having the +said virtue, it cut like a razor, and there was no armour, however +strong and enchanted it might be, that could resist it."</p> + +<p>"Such is my luck," said Sancho, "that even if that happened and your +worship found some such sword, it would, like the balsam, turn out +serviceable and good for dubbed knights only, and as for the +squires, they might sup sorrow."</p> + +<p>"Fear not that, Sancho," said Don Quixote: "Heaven will deal +better by thee."</p> + +<p>Thus talking, Don Quixote and his squire were going along, when, +on the road they were following, Don Quixote perceived approaching +them a large and thick cloud of dust, on seeing which he turned to +Sancho and said:</p> + +<p>"This is the day, Sancho, on which will be seen the boon my +fortune is reserving for me; this, I say, is the day on which as +much as on any other shall be displayed the might of my arm, and on +which I shall do deeds that shall remain written in the book of fame +for all ages to come. Seest thou that cloud of dust which rises +yonder? Well, then, all that is churned up by a vast army composed +of various and countless nations that comes marching there."</p> + +<p>"According to that there must be two," said Sancho, "for on this +opposite side also there rises just such another cloud of dust."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote turned to look and found that it was true, and rejoicing +exceedingly, he concluded that they were two armies about to engage +and encounter in the midst of that broad plain; for at all times and +seasons his fancy was full of the battles, enchantments, adventures, +crazy feats, loves, and defiances that are recorded in the books of +chivalry, and everything he said, thought, or did had reference to +such things. Now the cloud of dust he had seen was raised by two great +droves of sheep coming along the same road in opposite directions, +which, because of the dust, did not become visible until they drew +near, but Don Quixote asserted so positively that they were armies +that Sancho was led to believe it and say, "Well, and what are we to +do, senor?"</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c17b"></a><img alt="c17b.jpg (339K)" src="images/c17b.jpg" height="814" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c17b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"What?" said Don Quixote: "give aid and assistance to the weak and +those who need it; and thou must know, Sancho, that this which comes +opposite to us is conducted and led by the mighty emperor Alifanfaron, +lord of the great isle of Trapobana; this other that marches behind me +is that of his enemy the king of the Garamantas, Pentapolin of the +Bare Arm, for he always goes into battle with his right arm bare."</p> + +<p>"But why are these two lords such enemies?"</p> + +<p>"They are at enmity," replied Don Quixote, "because this Alifanfaron +is a furious pagan and is in love with the daughter of Pentapolin, who +is a very beautiful and moreover gracious lady, and a Christian, and +her father is unwilling to bestow her upon the pagan king unless he +first abandons the religion of his false prophet Mahomet, and adopts +his own."</p> + +<p>"By my beard," said Sancho, "but Pentapolin does quite right, and +I will help him as much as I can."</p> + +<p>"In that thou wilt do what is thy duty, Sancho," said Don Quixote; +"for to engage in battles of this sort it is not requisite to be a +dubbed knight."</p> + +<p>"That I can well understand," answered Sancho; "but where shall we +put this ass where we may be sure to find him after the fray is +over? for I believe it has not been the custom so far to go into +battle on a beast of this kind."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said Don Quixote, "and what you had best do with him +is to leave him to take his chance whether he be lost or not, for +the horses we shall have when we come out victors will be so many that +even Rocinante will run a risk of being changed for another. But +attend to me and observe, for I wish to give thee some account of +the chief knights who accompany these two armies; and that thou mayest +the better see and mark, let us withdraw to that hillock which rises +yonder, whence both armies may be seen."</p> + +<p>They did so, and placed themselves on a rising ground from which the +two droves that Don Quixote made armies of might have been plainly +seen if the clouds of dust they raised had not obscured them and +blinded the sight; nevertheless, seeing in his imagination what he did +not see and what did not exist, he began thus in a loud voice:</p> + +<p>"That knight whom thou seest yonder in yellow armour, who bears upon +his shield a lion crowned crouching at the feet of a damsel, is the +valiant Laurcalco, lord of the Silver Bridge; that one in armour +with flowers of gold, who bears on his shield three crowns argent on +an azure field, is the dreaded Micocolembo, grand duke of Quirocia; +that other of gigantic frame, on his right hand, is the ever dauntless +Brandabarbaran de Boliche, lord of the three Arabias, who for armour +wears that serpent skin, and has for shield a gate which, according to +tradition, is one of those of the temple that Samson brought to the +ground when by his death he revenged himself upon his enemies. But +turn thine eyes to the other side, and thou shalt see in front and +in the van of this other army the ever victorious and never vanquished +Timonel of Carcajona, prince of New Biscay, who comes in armour with +arms quartered azure, vert, white, and yellow, and bears on his shield +a cat or on a field tawny with a motto which says Miau, which is the +beginning of the name of his lady, who according to report is the +peerless Miaulina, daughter of the duke Alfeniquen of the Algarve; the +other, who burdens and presses the loins of that powerful charger +and bears arms white as snow and a shield blank and without any +device, is a novice knight, a Frenchman by birth, Pierres Papin by +name, lord of the baronies of Utrique; that other, who with +iron-shod heels strikes the flanks of that nimble parti-coloured +zebra, and for arms bears azure vair, is the mighty duke of Nerbia, +Espartafilardo del Bosque, who bears for device on his shield an +asparagus plant with a motto in Castilian that says, Rastrea mi +suerte." And so he went on naming a number of knights of one +squadron or the other out of his imagination, and to all he assigned +off-hand their arms, colours, devices, and mottoes, carried away by +the illusions of his unheard-of craze; and without a pause, he +continued, "People of divers nations compose this squadron in front; +here are those that drink of the sweet waters of the famous Xanthus, +those that scour the woody Massilian plains, those that sift the +pure fine gold of Arabia Felix, those that enjoy the famed cool +banks of the crystal Thermodon, those that in many and various ways +divert the streams of the golden Pactolus, the Numidians, faithless in +their promises, the Persians renowned in archery, the Parthians and +the Medes that fight as they fly, the Arabs that ever shift their +dwellings, the Scythians as cruel as they are fair, the Ethiopians +with pierced lips, and an infinity of other nations whose features I +recognise and descry, though I cannot recall their names. In this +other squadron there come those that drink of the crystal streams of +the olive-bearing Betis, those that make smooth their countenances +with the water of the ever rich and golden Tagus, those that rejoice +in the fertilising flow of the divine Genil, those that roam the +Tartesian plains abounding in pasture, those that take their +pleasure in the Elysian meadows of Jerez, the rich Manchegans +crowned with ruddy ears of corn, the wearers of iron, old relics of +the Gothic race, those that bathe in the Pisuerga renowned for its +gentle current, those that feed their herds along the spreading +pastures of the winding Guadiana famed for its hidden course, those +that tremble with the cold of the pineclad Pyrenees or the dazzling +snows of the lofty Apennine; in a word, as many as all Europe includes +and contains."</p> + +<p>Good God! what a number of countries and nations he named! giving to +each its proper attributes with marvellous readiness; brimful and +saturated with what he had read in his lying books! Sancho Panza +hung upon his words without speaking, and from time to time turned +to try if he could see the knights and giants his master was +describing, and as he could not make out one of them he said to him:</p> + +<p>"Senor, devil take it if there's a sign of any man you talk of, +knight or giant, in the whole thing; maybe it's all enchantment, +like the phantoms last night."</p> + +<p>"How canst thou say that!" answered Don Quixote; "dost thou not hear +the neighing of the steeds, the braying of the trumpets, the roll of +the drums?"</p> + +<p>"I hear nothing but a great bleating of ewes and sheep," said +Sancho; which was true, for by this time the two flocks had come +close.</p> + +<p>"The fear thou art in, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "prevents thee +from seeing or hearing correctly, for one of the effects of fear is to +derange the senses and make things appear different from what they +are; if thou art in such fear, withdraw to one side and leave me to +myself, for alone I suffice to bring victory to that side to which I +shall give my aid;" and so saying he gave Rocinante the spur, and +putting the lance in rest, shot down the slope like a thunderbolt. +Sancho shouted after him, crying, "Come back, Senor Don Quixote; I vow +to God they are sheep and ewes you are charging! Come back! Unlucky +the father that begot me! what madness is this! Look, there is no +giant, nor knight, nor cats, nor arms, nor shields quartered or whole, +nor vair azure or bedevilled. What are you about? Sinner that I am +before God!" But not for all these entreaties did Don Quixote turn +back; on the contrary he went on shouting out, "Ho, knights, ye who +follow and fight under the banners of the valiant emperor Pentapolin +of the Bare Arm, follow me all; ye shall see how easily I shall give +him his revenge over his enemy Alifanfaron of the Trapobana."</p> + +<p>So saying, he dashed into the midst of the squadron of ewes, and +began spearing them with as much spirit and intrepidity as if he +were transfixing mortal enemies in earnest. The shepherds and +drovers accompanying the flock shouted to him to desist; seeing it was +no use, they ungirt their slings and began to salute his ears with +stones as big as one's fist. Don Quixote gave no heed to the stones, +but, letting drive right and left kept saying:</p> + +<p>"Where art thou, proud Alifanfaron? Come before me; I am a single +knight who would fain prove thy prowess hand to hand, and make thee +yield thy life a penalty for the wrong thou dost to the valiant +Pentapolin Garamanta." Here came a sugar-plum from the brook that +struck him on the side and buried a couple of ribs in his body. +Feeling himself so smitten, he imagined himself slain or badly wounded +for certain, and recollecting his liquor he drew out his flask, and +putting it to his mouth began to pour the contents into his stomach; +but ere he had succeeded in swallowing what seemed to him enough, +there came another almond which struck him on the hand and on the +flask so fairly that it smashed it to pieces, knocking three or four +teeth and grinders out of his mouth in its course, and sorely crushing +two fingers of his hand. Such was the force of the first blow and of +the second, that the poor knight in spite of himself came down +backwards off his horse. The shepherds came up, and felt sure they had +killed him; so in all haste they collected their flock together, +took up the dead beasts, of which there were more than seven, and made +off without waiting to ascertain anything further.</p> + +<p>All this time Sancho stood on the hill watching the crazy feats +his master was performing, and tearing his beard and cursing the +hour and the occasion when fortune had made him acquainted with him. +Seeing him, then, brought to the ground, and that the shepherds had +taken themselves off, he ran to him and found him in very bad case, +though not unconscious; and said he:</p> + +<p>"Did I not tell you to come back, Senor Don Quixote; and that what +you were going to attack were not armies but droves of sheep?"</p> + +<p>"That's how that thief of a sage, my enemy, can alter and falsify +things," answered Don Quixote; "thou must know, Sancho, that it is a +very easy matter for those of his sort to make us believe what they +choose; and this malignant being who persecutes me, envious of the +glory he knew I was to win in this battle, has turned the squadrons of +the enemy into droves of sheep. At any rate, do this much, I beg of +thee, Sancho, to undeceive thyself, and see that what I say is true; +mount thy ass and follow them quietly, and thou shalt see that when +they have gone some little distance from this they will return to +their original shape and, ceasing to be sheep, become men in all +respects as I described them to thee at first. But go not just yet, +for I want thy help and assistance; come hither, and see how many of +my teeth and grinders are missing, for I feel as if there was not +one left in my mouth."</p> + +<p>Sancho came so close that he almost put his eyes into his mouth; now +just at that moment the balsam had acted on the stomach of Don +Quixote, so, at the very instant when Sancho came to examine his +mouth, he discharged all its contents with more force than a musket, +and full into the beard of the compassionate squire.</p> + +<p>"Holy Mary!" cried Sancho, "what is this that has happened me? +Clearly this sinner is mortally wounded, as he vomits blood from the +mouth;" but considering the matter a little more closely he +perceived by the colour, taste, and smell, that it was not blood but +the balsam from the flask which he had seen him drink; and he was +taken with such a loathing that his stomach turned, and he vomited +up his inside over his very master, and both were left in a precious +state. Sancho ran to his ass to get something wherewith to clean +himself, and relieve his master, out of his alforjas; but not +finding them, he well-nigh took leave of his senses, and cursed +himself anew, and in his heart resolved to quit his master and +return home, even though he forfeited the wages of his service and all +hopes of the promised island.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote now rose, and putting his left hand to his mouth to keep +his teeth from falling out altogether, with the other he laid hold +of the bridle of Rocinante, who had never stirred from his master's +side—so loyal and well-behaved was he—and betook himself to where +the squire stood leaning over his ass with his hand to his cheek, like +one in deep dejection. Seeing him in this mood, looking so sad, Don +Quixote said to him:</p> + +<p>"Bear in mind, Sancho, that one man is no more than another, +unless he does more than another; all these tempests that fall upon us +are signs that fair weather is coming shortly, and that things will go +well with us, for it is impossible for good or evil to last for +ever; and hence it follows that the evil having lasted long, the +good must be now nigh at hand; so thou must not distress thyself at +the misfortunes which happen to me, since thou hast no share in them."</p> + +<p>"How have I not?" replied Sancho; "was he whom they blanketed +yesterday perchance any other than my father's son? and the alforjas +that are missing to-day with all my treasures, did they belong to +any other but myself?"</p> + +<p>"What! are the alforjas missing, Sancho?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Yes, they are missing," answered Sancho.</p> + +<p>"In that case we have nothing to eat to-day," replied Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"It would be so," answered Sancho, "if there were none of the +herbs your worship says you know in these meadows, those with which +knights-errant as unlucky as your worship are wont to supply such-like +shortcomings."</p> + +<p>"For all that," answered Don Quixote, "I would rather have just +now a quarter of bread, or a loaf and a couple of pilchards' heads, +than all the herbs described by Dioscorides, even with Doctor Laguna's +notes. Nevertheless, Sancho the Good, mount thy beast and come along +with me, for God, who provides for all things, will not fail us +(more especially when we are so active in his service as we are), +since he fails not the midges of the air, nor the grubs of the +earth, nor the tadpoles of the water, and is so merciful that he +maketh his sun to rise on the good and on the evil, and sendeth rain +on the unjust and on the just."</p> + +<p>"Your worship would make a better preacher than knight-errant," said +Sancho.</p> + +<p>"Knights-errant knew and ought to know everything, Sancho," said Don +Quixote; "for there were knights-errant in former times as well +qualified to deliver a sermon or discourse in the middle of an +encampment, as if they had graduated in the University of Paris; +whereby we may see that the lance has never blunted the pen, nor the +pen the lance."</p> + +<p>"Well, be it as your worship says," replied Sancho; "let us be off +now and find some place of shelter for the night, and God grant it may +be somewhere where there are no blankets, nor blanketeers, nor +phantoms, nor enchanted Moors; for if there are, may the devil take +the whole concern."</p> + +<p>"Ask that of God, my son," said Don Quixote; and do thou lead on +where thou wilt, for this time I leave our lodging to thy choice; +but reach me here thy hand, and feel with thy finger, and find out how +many of my teeth and grinders are missing from this right side of +the upper jaw, for it is there I feel the pain."</p> + +<p>Sancho put in his fingers, and feeling about asked him, "How many +grinders used your worship have on this side?"</p> + +<p>"Four," replied Don Quixote, "besides the back-tooth, all whole +and quite sound."</p> + +<p>"Mind what you are saying, senor."</p> + +<p>"I say four, if not five," answered Don Quixote, "for never in my +life have I had tooth or grinder drawn, nor has any fallen out or been +destroyed by any decay or rheum."</p> + +<p>"Well, then," said Sancho, "in this lower side your worship has no +more than two grinders and a half, and in the upper neither a half nor +any at all, for it is all as smooth as the palm of my hand."</p> + +<p>"Luckless that I am!" said Don Quixote, hearing the sad news his +squire gave him; "I had rather they despoiled me of an arm, so it were +not the sword-arm; for I tell thee, Sancho, a mouth without teeth is +like a mill without a millstone, and a tooth is much more to be prized +than a diamond; but we who profess the austere order of chivalry are +liable to all this. Mount, friend, and lead the way, and I will follow +thee at whatever pace thou wilt."</p> + +<p>Sancho did as he bade him, and proceeded in the direction in which +he thought he might find refuge without quitting the high road, +which was there very much frequented. As they went along, then, at a +slow pace—for the pain in Don Quixote's jaws kept him uneasy and +ill-disposed for speed—Sancho thought it well to amuse and divert him +by talk of some kind, and among the things he said to him was that +which will be told in the following chapter.</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c18e"></a><img alt="c18e.jpg (44K)" src="images/c18e.jpg" height="391" width="621"> +</center> +<br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch19"></a>CHAPTER XIX.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH HIS MASTER, AND OF +THE ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER +NOTABLE OCCURRENCES +</h3></center> +<br> + +<p>"It seems to me, senor, that all these mishaps that have befallen us +of late have been without any doubt a punishment for the offence +committed by your worship against the order of chivalry in not keeping +the oath you made not to eat bread off a tablecloth or embrace the +queen, and all the rest of it that your worship swore to observe until +you had taken that helmet of Malandrino's, or whatever the Moor is +called, for I do not very well remember."</p> + +<p>"Thou art very right, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but to tell the +truth, it had escaped my memory; and likewise thou mayest rely upon it +that the affair of the blanket happened to thee because of thy fault +in not reminding me of it in time; but I will make amends, for there +are ways of compounding for everything in the order of chivalry."</p> + +<p>"Why! have I taken an oath of some sort, then?" said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"It makes no matter that thou hast not taken an oath," said Don +Quixote; "suffice it that I see thou art not quite clear of +complicity; and whether or no, it will not be ill done to provide +ourselves with a remedy."</p> + +<p>"In that case," said Sancho, "mind that your worship does not forget +this as you did the oath; perhaps the phantoms may take it into +their heads to amuse themselves once more with me; or even with your +worship if they see you so obstinate."</p> + +<p>While engaged in this and other talk, night overtook them on the +road before they had reached or discovered any place of shelter; and +what made it still worse was that they were dying of hunger, for +with the loss of the alforjas they had lost their entire larder and +commissariat; and to complete the misfortune they met with an +adventure which without any invention had really the appearance of +one. It so happened that the night closed in somewhat darkly, but +for all that they pushed on, Sancho feeling sure that as the road +was the king's highway they might reasonably expect to find some inn +within a league or two. Going along, then, in this way, the night +dark, the squire hungry, the master sharp-set, they saw coming towards +them on the road they were travelling a great number of lights which +looked exactly like stars in motion. Sancho was taken aback at the +sight of them, nor did Don Quixote altogether relish them: the one +pulled up his ass by the halter, the other his hack by the bridle, and +they stood still, watching anxiously to see what all this would turn +out to be, and found that the lights were approaching them, and the +nearer they came the greater they seemed, at which spectacle Sancho +began to shake like a man dosed with mercury, and Don Quixote's hair +stood on end; he, however, plucking up spirit a little, said:</p> + +<p>"This, no doubt, Sancho, will be a most mighty and perilous +adventure, in which it will be needful for me to put forth all my +valour and resolution."</p> + +<p>"Unlucky me!" answered Sancho; "if this adventure happens to be +one of phantoms, as I am beginning to think it is, where shall I +find the ribs to bear it?"</p> + +<p>"Be they phantoms ever so much," said Don Quixote, "I will not +permit them to touch a thread of thy garments; for if they played +tricks with thee the time before, it was because I was unable to +leap the walls of the yard; but now we are on a wide plain, where I +shall be able to wield my sword as I please."</p> + +<p>"And if they enchant and cripple you as they did the last time," +said Sancho, "what difference will it make being on the open plain +or not?"</p> + +<p>"For all that," replied Don Quixote, "I entreat thee, Sancho, to +keep a good heart, for experience will tell thee what mine is."</p> + +<p>"I will, please God," answered Sancho, and the two retiring to one +side of the road set themselves to observe closely what all these +moving lights might be; and very soon afterwards they made out some +twenty encamisados, all on horseback, with lighted torches in their +hands, the awe-inspiring aspect of whom completely extinguished the +courage of Sancho, who began to chatter with his teeth like one in the +cold fit of an ague; and his heart sank and his teeth chattered +still more when they perceived distinctly that behind them there +came a litter covered over with black and followed by six more mounted +figures in mourning down to the very feet of their mules—for they +could perceive plainly they were not horses by the easy pace at +which they went. And as the encamisados came along they muttered to +themselves in a low plaintive tone. This strange spectacle at such +an hour and in such a solitary place was quite enough to strike terror +into Sancho's heart, and even into his master's; and (save in Don +Quixote's case) did so, for all Sancho's resolution had now broken +down. It was just the opposite with his master, whose imagination +immediately conjured up all this to him vividly as one of the +adventures of his books.</p> + +<p>He took it into his head that the litter was a bier on which was +borne some sorely wounded or slain knight, to avenge whom was a task +reserved for him alone; and without any further reasoning he laid +his lance in rest, fixed himself firmly in his saddle, and with +gallant spirit and bearing took up his position in the middle of the +road where the encamisados must of necessity pass; and as soon as he +saw them near at hand he raised his voice and said:</p> + +<p>"Halt, knights, or whosoever ye may be, and render me account of who +ye are, whence ye come, where ye go, what it is ye carry upon that +bier, for, to judge by appearances, either ye have done some wrong +or some wrong has been done to you, and it is fitting and necessary +that I should know, either that I may chastise you for the evil ye +have done, or else that I may avenge you for the injury that has +been inflicted upon you."</p> + +<p>"We are in haste," answered one of the encamisados, "and the inn +is far off, and we cannot stop to render you such an account as you +demand;" and spurring his mule he moved on.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote was mightily provoked by this answer, and seizing the +mule by the bridle he said, "Halt, and be more mannerly, and render an +account of what I have asked of you; else, take my defiance to combat, +all of you."</p> + +<p>The mule was shy, and was so frightened at her bridle being seized +that rearing up she flung her rider to the ground over her haunches. +An attendant who was on foot, seeing the encamisado fall, began to +abuse Don Quixote, who now moved to anger, without any more ado, +laying his lance in rest charged one of the men in mourning and +brought him badly wounded to the ground, and as he wheeled round +upon the others the agility with which he attacked and routed them was +a sight to see, for it seemed just as if wings had that instant +grown upon Rocinante, so lightly and proudly did he bear himself. +The encamisados were all timid folk and unarmed, so they speedily made +their escape from the fray and set off at a run across the plain +with their lighted torches, looking exactly like maskers running on +some gala or festival night. The mourners, too, enveloped and +swathed in their skirts and gowns, were unable to bestir themselves, +and so with entire safety to himself Don Quixote belaboured them all +and drove them off against their will, for they all thought it was +no man but a devil from hell come to carry away the dead body they had +in the litter.</p> + +<p>Sancho beheld all this in astonishment at the intrepidity of his +lord, and said to himself, "Clearly this master of mine is as bold and +valiant as he says he is."</p> + +<p>A burning torch lay on the ground near the first man whom the mule +had thrown, by the light of which Don Quixote perceived him, and +coming up to him he presented the point of the lance to his face, +calling on him to yield himself prisoner, or else he would kill him; +to which the prostrate man replied, "I am prisoner enough as it is; +I cannot stir, for one of my legs is broken: I entreat you, if you +be a Christian gentleman, not to kill me, which will be committing +grave sacrilege, for I am a licentiate and I hold first orders."</p> + +<p>"Then what the devil brought you here, being a churchman?" said +Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"What, senor?" said the other. "My bad luck."</p> + +<p>"Then still worse awaits you," said Don Quixote, "if you do not +satisfy me as to all I asked you at first."</p> + +<p>"You shall be soon satisfied," said the licentiate; "you must +know, then, that though just now I said I was a licentiate, I am +only a bachelor, and my name is Alonzo Lopez; I am a native of +Alcobendas, I come from the city of Baeza with eleven others, priests, +the same who fled with the torches, and we are going to the city of +Segovia accompanying a dead body which is in that litter, and is +that of a gentleman who died in Baeza, where he was interred; and now, +as I said, we are taking his bones to their burial-place, which is +in Segovia, where he was born."</p> + +<p>"And who killed him?" asked Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"God, by means of a malignant fever that took him," answered the +bachelor.</p> + +<p>"In that case," said Don Quixote, "the Lord has relieved me of the +task of avenging his death had any other slain him; but, he who slew +him having slain him, there is nothing for it but to be silent, and +shrug one's shoulders; I should do the same were he to slay myself; +and I would have your reverence know that I am a knight of La +Mancha, Don Quixote by name, and it is my business and calling to roam +the world righting wrongs and redressing injuries."</p> + +<p>"I do not know how that about righting wrongs can be," said the +bachelor, "for from straight you have made me crooked, leaving me with +a broken leg that will never see itself straight again all the days of +its life; and the injury you have redressed in my case has been to +leave me injured in such a way that I shall remain injured for ever; +and the height of misadventure it was to fall in with you who go in +search of adventures."</p> + +<p>"Things do not all happen in the same way," answered Don Quixote; +"it all came, Sir Bachelor Alonzo Lopez, of your going, as you did, by +night, dressed in those surplices, with lighted torches, praying, +covered with mourning, so that naturally you looked like something +evil and of the other world; and so I could not avoid doing my duty in +attacking you, and I should have attacked you even had I known +positively that you were the very devils of hell, for such I certainly +believed and took you to be."</p> + +<p>"As my fate has so willed it," said the bachelor, "I entreat you, +sir knight-errant, whose errand has been such an evil one for me, to +help me to get from under this mule that holds one of my legs caught +between the stirrup and the saddle."</p> + +<p>"I would have talked on till to-morrow," said Don Quixote; "how long +were you going to wait before telling me of your distress?"</p> + +<p>He at once called to Sancho, who, however, had no mind to come, as +he was just then engaged in unloading a sumpter mule, well laden +with provender, which these worthy gentlemen had brought with them. +Sancho made a bag of his coat, and, getting together as much as he +could, and as the bag would hold, he loaded his beast, and then +hastened to obey his master's call, and helped him to remove the +bachelor from under the mule; then putting him on her back he gave him +the torch, and Don Quixote bade him follow the track of his +companions, and beg pardon of them on his part for the wrong which +he could not help doing them.</p> + +<p>And said Sancho, "If by chance these gentlemen should want to know +who was the hero that served them so, your worship may tell them +that he is the famous Don Quixote of La Mancha, otherwise called the +Knight of the Rueful Countenance."</p> + +<p>The bachelor then took his departure.</p> + +<p>I forgot to mention that before he did so he said to Don Quixote, +"Remember that you stand excommunicated for having laid violent +hands on a holy thing, juxta illud, si quis, suadente diabolo."</p> + +<p>"I do not understand that Latin," answered Don Quixote, "but I +know well I did not lay hands, only this pike; besides, I did not +think I was committing an assault upon priests or things of the +Church, which, like a Catholic and faithful Christian as I am, I +respect and revere, but upon phantoms and spectres of the other world; +but even so, I remember how it fared with Cid Ruy Diaz when he broke +the chair of the ambassador of that king before his Holiness the Pope, +who excommunicated him for the same; and yet the good Roderick of +Vivar bore himself that day like a very noble and valiant knight."</p> + +<p>On hearing this the bachelor took his departure, as has been said, +without making any reply; and Don Quixote asked Sancho what had +induced him to call him the "Knight of the Rueful Countenance" more +then than at any other time.</p> + +<p>"I will tell you," answered Sancho; "it was because I have been +looking at you for some time by the light of the torch held by that +unfortunate, and verily your worship has got of late the most +ill-favoured countenance I ever saw: it must be either owing to the +fatigue of this combat, or else to the want of teeth and grinders."</p> + +<p>"It is not that," replied Don Quixote, "but because the sage whose +duty it will be to write the history of my achievements must have +thought it proper that I should take some distinctive name as all +knights of yore did; one being 'He of the Burning Sword,' another +'He of the Unicorn,' this one 'He of the Damsels,' that 'He of the +Phoenix,' another 'The Knight of the Griffin,' and another 'He of +the Death,' and by these names and designations they were known all +the world round; and so I say that the sage aforesaid must have put it +into your mouth and mind just now to call me 'The Knight of the Rueful +Countenance,' as I intend to call myself from this day forward; and +that the said name may fit me better, I mean, when the opportunity +offers, to have a very rueful countenance painted on my shield."</p> + +<p>"There is no occasion, senor, for wasting time or money on making +that countenance," said Sancho; "for all that need be done is for your +worship to show your own, face to face, to those who look at you, +and without anything more, either image or shield, they will call +you 'Him of the Rueful Countenance' and believe me I am telling you +the truth, for I assure you, senor (and in good part be it said), +hunger and the loss of your grinders have given you such an +ill-favoured face that, as I say, the rueful picture may be very +well spared."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote laughed at Sancho's pleasantry; nevertheless he resolved +to call himself by that name, and have his shield or buckler painted +as he had devised.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote would have looked to see whether the body in the +litter were bones or not, but Sancho would not have it, saying:</p> + +<p>"Senor, you have ended this perilous adventure more safely for +yourself than any of those I have seen: perhaps these people, though +beaten and routed, may bethink themselves that it is a single man that +has beaten them, and feeling sore and ashamed of it may take heart and +come in search of us and give us trouble enough. The ass is in +proper trim, the mountains are near at hand, hunger presses, we have +nothing more to do but make good our retreat, and, as the saying is, +the dead to the grave and the living to the loaf."</p> + +<p>And driving his ass before him he begged his master to follow, +who, feeling that Sancho was right, did so without replying; and after +proceeding some little distance between two hills they found +themselves in a wide and retired valley, where they alighted, and +Sancho unloaded his beast, and stretched upon the green grass, with +hunger for sauce, they breakfasted, dined, lunched, and supped all +at once, satisfying their appetites with more than one store of cold +meat which the dead man's clerical gentlemen (who seldom put +themselves on short allowance) had brought with them on their +sumpter mule. But another piece of ill-luck befell them, which +Sancho held the worst of all, and that was that they had no wine to +drink, nor even water to moisten their lips; and as thirst tormented +them, Sancho, observing that the meadow where they were was full of +green and tender grass, said what will be told in the following chapter.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch20"></a>CHAPTER XX.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH WAS ACHIEVED BY THE +VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER +ACHIEVED BY ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE WORLD +</h3></center> +<br> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c19a"></a><img alt="c19a.jpg (147K)" src="images/c19a.jpg" height="287" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c19a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"It cannot be, senor, but that this grass is a proof that there must +be hard by some spring or brook to give it moisture, so it would be +well to move a little farther on, that we may find some place where we +may quench this terrible thirst that plagues us, which beyond a +doubt is more distressing than hunger."</p> + +<p>The advice seemed good to Don Quixote, and, he leading Rocinante +by the bridle and Sancho the ass by the halter, after he had packed +away upon him the remains of the supper, they advanced the meadow +feeling their way, for the darkness of the night made it impossible to +see anything; but they had not gone two hundred paces when a loud +noise of water, as if falling from great rocks, struck their ears. The +sound cheered them greatly; but halting to make out by listening +from what quarter it came they heard unseasonably another noise +which spoiled the satisfaction the sound of the water gave them, +especially for Sancho, who was by nature timid and faint-hearted. They +heard, I say, strokes falling with a measured beat, and a certain +rattling of iron and chains that, together with the furious din of the +water, would have struck terror into any heart but Don Quixote's. +The night was, as has been said, dark, and they had happened to +reach a spot in among some tall trees, whose leaves stirred by a +gentle breeze made a low ominous sound; so that, what with the +solitude, the place, the darkness, the noise of the water, and the +rustling of the leaves, everything inspired awe and dread; more +especially as they perceived that the strokes did not cease, nor the +wind lull, nor morning approach; to all which might be added their +ignorance as to where they were.</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c19b"></a><img alt="c19b.jpg (204K)" src="images/c19b.jpg" height="525" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c19b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>But Don Quixote, supported by his +intrepid heart, leaped on Rocinante, and bracing his buckler on his +arm, brought his pike to the slope, and said, "Friend Sancho, know +that I by Heaven's will have been born in this our iron age to +revive revive in it the age of gold, or the golden as it is called; +I am he for whom perils, mighty achievements, and valiant deeds are +reserved; I am, I say again, he who is to revive the Knights of the +Round Table, the Twelve of France and the Nine Worthies; and he who is +to consign to oblivion the Platirs, the Tablantes, the Olivantes and +Tirantes, the Phoebuses and Belianises, with the whole herd of +famous knights-errant of days gone by, performing in these in which +I live such exploits, marvels, and feats of arms as shall obscure +their brightest deeds. Thou dost mark well, faithful and trusty +squire, the gloom of this night, its strange silence, the dull +confused murmur of those trees, the awful sound of that water in quest +of which we came, that seems as though it were precipitating and +dashing itself down from the lofty mountains of the Moon, and that +incessant hammering that wounds and pains our ears; which things all +together and each of itself are enough to instil fear, dread, and +dismay into the breast of Mars himself, much more into one not used to +hazards and adventures of the kind. Well, then, all this that I put +before thee is but an incentive and stimulant to my spirit, making +my heart burst in my bosom through eagerness to engage in this +adventure, arduous as it promises to be; therefore tighten Rocinante's +girths a little, and God be with thee; wait for me here three days and +no more, and if in that time I come not back, thou canst return to our +village, and thence, to do me a favour and a service, thou wilt go +to El Toboso, where thou shalt say to my incomparable lady Dulcinea +that her captive knight hath died in attempting things that might make +him worthy of being called hers."</p> + +<p>When Sancho heard his master's words he began to weep in the most +pathetic way, saying:</p> + +<p>"Senor, I know not why your worship wants to attempt this so +dreadful adventure; it is night now, no one sees us here, we can +easily turn about and take ourselves out of danger, even if we don't +drink for three days to come; and as there is no one to see us, all +the less will there be anyone to set us down as cowards; besides, I +have many a time heard the curate of our village, whom your worship +knows well, preach that he who seeks danger perishes in it; so it is +not right to tempt God by trying so tremendous a feat from which there +can be no escape save by a miracle, and Heaven has performed enough of +them for your worship in delivering you from being blanketed as I was, +and bringing you out victorious and safe and sound from among all +those enemies that were with the dead man; and if all this does not +move or soften that hard heart, let this thought and reflection move +it, that you will have hardly quitted this spot when from pure fear +I shall yield my soul up to anyone that will take it. I left home +and wife and children to come and serve your worship, trusting to do +better and not worse; but as covetousness bursts the bag, it has +rent my hopes asunder, for just as I had them highest about getting +that wretched unlucky island your worship has so often promised me, +I see that instead and in lieu of it you mean to desert me now in a +place so far from human reach: for God's sake, master mine, deal not +so unjustly by me, and if your worship will not entirely give up +attempting this feat, at least put it off till morning, for by what +the lore I learned when I was a shepherd tells me it cannot want three +hours of dawn now, because the mouth of the Horn is overhead and makes +midnight in the line of the left arm."</p> + +<p>"How canst thou see, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "where it makes that +line, or where this mouth or this occiput is that thou talkest of, +when the night is so dark that there is not a star to be seen in the +whole heaven?"</p> + +<p>"That's true," said Sancho, "but fear has sharp eyes, and sees +things underground, much more above in heavens; besides, there is good +reason to show that it now wants but little of day."</p> + +<p>"Let it want what it may," replied Don Quixote, "it shall not be +said of me now or at any time that tears or entreaties turned me aside +from doing what was in accordance with knightly usage; and so I beg of +thee, Sancho, to hold thy peace, for God, who has put it into my heart +to undertake now this so unexampled and terrible adventure, will +take care to watch over my safety and console thy sorrow; what thou +hast to do is to tighten Rocinante's girths well, and wait here, for I +shall come back shortly, alive or dead."</p> + +<p>Sancho perceiving it his master's final resolve, and how little +his tears, counsels, and entreaties prevailed with him, determined +to have recourse to his own ingenuity and compel him, if he could, +to wait till daylight; and so, while tightening the girths of the +horse, he quietly and without being felt, with his ass' halter tied +both Rocinante's legs, so that when Don Quixote strove to go he was +unable as the horse could only move by jumps. Seeing the success of +his trick, Sancho Panza said:</p> + +<p>"See there, senor! Heaven, moved by my tears and prayers, has so +ordered it that Rocinante cannot stir; and if you will be obstinate, +and spur and strike him, you will only provoke fortune, and kick, as +they say, against the pricks."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote at this grew desperate, but the more he drove his +heels into the horse, the less he stirred him; and not having any +suspicion of the tying, he was fain to resign himself and wait till +daybreak or until Rocinante could move, firmly persuaded that all this +came of something other than Sancho's ingenuity. So he said to him, +"As it is so, Sancho, and as Rocinante cannot move, I am content to +wait till dawn smiles upon us, even though I weep while it delays +its coming."</p> + +<p>"There is no need to weep," answered Sancho, "for I will amuse +your worship by telling stories from this till daylight, unless indeed +you like to dismount and lie down to sleep a little on the green grass +after the fashion of knights-errant, so as to be fresher when day +comes and the moment arrives for attempting this extraordinary +adventure you are looking forward to."</p> + +<p>"What art thou talking about dismounting or sleeping for?" said +Don Quixote. "Am I, thinkest thou, one of those knights that take +their rest in the presence of danger? Sleep thou who art born to +sleep, or do as thou wilt, for I will act as I think most consistent +with my character."</p> + +<p>"Be not angry, master mine," replied Sancho, "I did not mean to +say that;" and coming close to him he laid one hand on the pommel of +the saddle and the other on the cantle so that he held his master's +left thigh in his embrace, not daring to separate a finger's width +from him; so much afraid was he of the strokes which still resounded +with a regular beat. Don Quixote bade him tell some story to amuse him +as he had proposed, to which Sancho replied that he would if his dread +of what he heard would let him; "Still," said he, "I will strive to +tell a story which, if I can manage to relate it, and nobody +interferes with the telling, is the best of stories, and let your +worship give me your attention, for here I begin. What was, was; and +may the good that is to come be for all, and the evil for him who goes +to look for it—your worship must know that the beginning the old folk +used to put to their tales was not just as each one pleased; it was +a maxim of Cato Zonzorino the Roman, that says 'the evil for him +that goes to look for it,' and it comes as pat to the purpose now as +ring to finger, to show that your worship should keep quiet and not go +looking for evil in any quarter, and that we should go back by some +other road, since nobody forces us to follow this in which so many +terrors affright us."</p> + +<p>"Go on with thy story, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and leave the +choice of our road to my care."</p> + +<p>"I say then," continued Sancho, "that in a village of Estremadura +there was a goat-shepherd—that is to say, one who tended goats—which +shepherd or goatherd, as my story goes, was called Lope Ruiz, and this +Lope Ruiz was in love with a shepherdess called Torralva, which +shepherdess called Torralva was the daughter of a rich grazier, and +this rich grazier-"</p> + +<p>"If that is the way thou tellest thy tale, Sancho," said Don +Quixote, "repeating twice all thou hast to say, thou wilt not have +done these two days; go straight on with it, and tell it like a +reasonable man, or else say nothing."</p> + +<p>"Tales are always told in my country in the very way I am telling +this," answered Sancho, "and I cannot tell it in any other, nor is +it right of your worship to ask me to make new customs."</p> + +<p>"Tell it as thou wilt," replied Don Quixote; "and as fate will +have it that I cannot help listening to thee, go on."</p> + +<p>"And so, lord of my soul," continued Sancho, as I have said, this +shepherd was in love with Torralva the shepherdess, who was a wild +buxom lass with something of the look of a man about her, for she +had little moustaches; I fancy I see her now."</p> + +<p>"Then you knew her?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"I did not know her," said Sancho, "but he who told me the story +said it was so true and certain that when I told it to another I might +safely declare and swear I had seen it all myself. And so in course of +time, the devil, who never sleeps and puts everything in confusion, +contrived that the love the shepherd bore the shepherdess turned +into hatred and ill-will, and the reason, according to evil tongues, +was some little jealousy she caused him that crossed the line and +trespassed on forbidden ground; and so much did the shepherd hate +her from that time forward that, in order to escape from her, he +determined to quit the country and go where he should never set eyes +on her again. Torralva, when she found herself spurned by Lope, was +immediately smitten with love for him, though she had never loved +him before."</p> + +<p>"That is the natural way of women," said Don Quixote, "to scorn +the one that loves them, and love the one that hates them: go on, +Sancho."</p> + +<p>"It came to pass," said Sancho, "that the shepherd carried out his +intention, and driving his goats before him took his way across the +plains of Estremadura to pass over into the Kingdom of Portugal. +Torralva, who knew of it, went after him, and on foot and barefoot +followed him at a distance, with a pilgrim's staff in her hand and a +scrip round her neck, in which she carried, it is said, a bit of +looking-glass and a piece of a comb and some little pot or other of +paint for her face; but let her carry what she did, I am not going +to trouble myself to prove it; all I say is, that the shepherd, they +say, came with his flock to cross over the river Guadiana, which was +at that time swollen and almost overflowing its banks, and at the spot +he came to there was neither ferry nor boat nor anyone to carry him or +his flock to the other side, at which he was much vexed, for he +perceived that Torralva was approaching and would give him great +annoyance with her tears and entreaties; however, he went looking +about so closely that he discovered a fisherman who had alongside of +him a boat so small that it could only hold one person and one goat; +but for all that he spoke to him and agreed with him to carry +himself and his three hundred goats across. The fisherman got into the +boat and carried one goat over; he came back and carried another over; +he came back again, and again brought over another—let your worship +keep count of the goats the fisherman is taking across, for if one +escapes the memory there will be an end of the story, and it will be +impossible to tell another word of it. To proceed, I must tell you the +landing place on the other side was miry and slippery, and the +fisherman lost a great deal of time in going and coming; still he +returned for another goat, and another, and another."</p> + +<p>"Take it for granted he brought them all across," said Don +Quixote, "and don't keep going and coming in this way, or thou wilt +not make an end of bringing them over this twelvemonth."</p> + +<p>"How many have gone across so far?" said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"How the devil do I know?" replied Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"There it is," said Sancho, "what I told you, that you must keep a +good count; well then, by God, there is an end of the story, for there +is no going any farther."</p> + +<p>"How can that be?" said Don Quixote; "is it so essential to the +story to know to a nicety the goats that have crossed over, that if +there be a mistake of one in the reckoning, thou canst not go on +with it?"</p> + +<p>"No, senor, not a bit," replied Sancho; "for when I asked your +worship to tell me how many goats had crossed, and you answered you +did not know, at that very instant all I had to say passed away out of +my memory, and, faith, there was much virtue in it, and +entertainment."</p> + +<p>"So, then," said Don Quixote, "the story has come to an end?"</p> + +<p>"As much as my mother has," said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"In truth," said Don Quixote, "thou hast told one of the rarest +stories, tales, or histories, that anyone in the world could have +imagined, and such a way of telling it and ending it was never seen +nor will be in a lifetime; though I expected nothing else from thy +excellent understanding. But I do not wonder, for perhaps those +ceaseless strokes may have confused thy wits."</p> + +<p>"All that may be," replied Sancho, "but I know that as to my +story, all that can be said is that it ends there where the mistake in +the count of the passage of the goats begins."</p> + +<p>"Let it end where it will, well and good," said Don Quixote, "and +let us see if Rocinante can go;" and again he spurred him, and again +Rocinante made jumps and remained where he was, so well tied was he.</p> + +<p>Just then, whether it was the cold of the morning that was now +approaching, or that he had eaten something laxative at supper, or +that it was only natural (as is most likely), Sancho felt a desire +to do what no one could do for him; but so great was the fear that had +penetrated his heart, he dared not separate himself from his master by +as much as the black of his nail; to escape doing what he wanted +was, however, also impossible; so what he did for peace's sake was +to remove his right hand, which held the back of the saddle, and +with it to untie gently and silently the running string which alone +held up his breeches, so that on loosening it they at once fell down +round his feet like fetters; he then raised his shirt as well as he +could and bared his hind quarters, no slim ones. But, this +accomplished, which he fancied was all he had to do to get out of this +terrible strait and embarrassment, another still greater difficulty +presented itself, for it seemed to him impossible to relieve himself +without making some noise, and he ground his teeth and squeezed his +shoulders together, holding his breath as much as he could; but in +spite of his precautions he was unlucky enough after all to make a +little noise, very different from that which was causing him so much +fear.</p> + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c19c"></a><img alt="c19c.jpg (308K)" src="images/c19c.jpg" height="839" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c19c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Don Quixote, hearing it, said, "What noise is that, Sancho?"</p> + +<p>"I don't know, senor," said he; "it must be something new, for +adventures and misadventures never begin with a trifle." Once more +he tried his luck, and succeeded so well, that without any further +noise or disturbance he found himself relieved of the burden that +had given him so much discomfort. But as Don Quixote's sense of +smell was as acute as his hearing, and as Sancho was so closely linked +with him that the fumes rose almost in a straight line, it could not +be but that some should reach his nose, and as soon as they did he +came to its relief by compressing it between his fingers, saying in +a rather snuffing tone, "Sancho, it strikes me thou art in great +fear."</p> + +<p>"I am," answered Sancho; "but how does your worship perceive it +now more than ever?"</p> + +<p>"Because just now thou smellest stronger than ever, and not of +ambergris," answered Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Very likely," said Sancho, "but that's not my fault, but your +worship's, for leading me about at unseasonable hours and at such +unwonted paces."</p> + +<p>"Then go back three or four, my friend," said Don Quixote, all the +time with his fingers to his nose; "and for the future pay more +attention to thy person and to what thou owest to mine; for it is my +great familiarity with thee that has bred this contempt."</p> + +<p>"I'll bet," replied Sancho, "that your worship thinks I have done +something I ought not with my person."</p> + +<p>"It makes it worse to stir it, friend Sancho," returned Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>With this and other talk of the same sort master and man passed +the night, till Sancho, perceiving that daybreak was coming on +apace, very cautiously untied Rocinante and tied up his breeches. As +soon as Rocinante found himself free, though by nature he was not at +all mettlesome, he seemed to feel lively and began pawing—for as to +capering, begging his pardon, he knew not what it meant. Don +Quixote, then, observing that Rocinante could move, took it as a +good sign and a signal that he should attempt the dread adventure. +By this time day had fully broken and everything showed distinctly, +and Don Quixote saw that he was among some tall trees, chestnuts, +which cast a very deep shade; he perceived likewise that the sound +of the strokes did not cease, but could not discover what caused it, +and so without any further delay he let Rocinante feel the spur, and +once more taking leave of Sancho, he told him to wait for him there +three days at most, as he had said before, and if he should not have +returned by that time, he might feel sure it had been God's will +that he should end his days in that perilous adventure. He again +repeated the message and commission with which he was to go on his +behalf to his lady Dulcinea, and said he was not to be uneasy as to +the payment of his services, for before leaving home he had made his +will, in which he would find himself fully recompensed in the matter +of wages in due proportion to the time he had served; but if God +delivered him safe, sound, and unhurt out of that danger, he might +look upon the promised island as much more than certain. Sancho +began to weep afresh on again hearing the affecting words of his +good master, and resolved to stay with him until the final issue and +end of the business. From these tears and this honourable resolve of +Sancho Panza's the author of this history infers that he must have +been of good birth and at least an old Christian; and the feeling he +displayed touched his but not so much as to make him show any +weakness; on the contrary, hiding what he felt as well as he could, he +began to move towards that quarter whence the sound of the water and +of the strokes seemed to come.</p> + +<p>Sancho followed him on foot, leading by the halter, as his custom +was, his ass, his constant comrade in prosperity or adversity; and +advancing some distance through the shady chestnut trees they came +upon a little meadow at the foot of some high rocks, down which a +mighty rush of water flung itself. At the foot of the rocks were +some rudely constructed houses looking more like ruins than houses, +from among which came, they perceived, the din and clatter of blows, +which still continued without intermission. Rocinante took fright at +the noise of the water and of the blows, but quieting him Don +Quixote advanced step by step towards the houses, commending himself +with all his heart to his lady, imploring her support in that dread +pass and enterprise, and on the way commending himself to God, too, +not to forget him. Sancho who never quitted his side, stretched his +neck as far as he could and peered between the legs of Rocinante to +see if he could now discover what it was that caused him such fear and +apprehension. They went it might be a hundred paces farther, when on +turning a corner the true cause, beyond the possibility of any +mistake, of that dread-sounding and to them awe-inspiring noise that +had kept them all the night in such fear and perplexity, appeared +plain and obvious; and it was (if, reader, thou art not disgusted +and disappointed) six fulling hammers which by their alternate strokes +made all the din.</p> + +<p>When Don Quixote perceived what it was, he was struck dumb and rigid +from head to foot. Sancho glanced at him and saw him with his head +bent down upon his breast in manifest mortification; and Don Quixote +glanced at Sancho and saw him with his cheeks puffed out and his mouth +full of laughter, and evidently ready to explode with it, and in spite +of his vexation he could not help laughing at the sight of him; and +when Sancho saw his master begin he let go so heartily that he had +to hold his sides with both hands to keep himself from bursting with +laughter. Four times he stopped, and as many times did his laughter +break out afresh with the same violence as at first, whereat Don +Quixote grew furious, above all when he heard him say mockingly, "Thou +must know, friend Sancho, that of Heaven's will I was born in this our +iron age to revive in it the golden or age of gold; I am he for whom +are reserved perils, mighty achievements, valiant deeds;" and here +he went on repeating the words that Don Quixote uttered the first time +they heard the awful strokes.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote, then, seeing that Sancho was turning him into ridicule, +was so mortified and vexed that he lifted up his pike and smote him +two such blows that if, instead of catching them on his shoulders, +he had caught them on his head there would have been no wages to +pay, unless indeed to his heirs. Sancho seeing that he was getting +an awkward return in earnest for his jest, and fearing his master +might carry it still further, said to him very humbly, "Calm yourself, +sir, for by God I am only joking."</p> + +<p>"Well, then, if you are joking I am not," replied Don Quixote. "Look +here, my lively gentleman, if these, instead of being fulling hammers, +had been some perilous adventure, have I not, think you, shown the +courage required for the attempt and achievement? Am I, perchance, +being, as I am, a gentleman, bound to know and distinguish sounds +and tell whether they come from fulling mills or not; and that, when +perhaps, as is the case, I have never in my life seen any as you have, +low boor as you are, that have been born and bred among them? But turn +me these six hammers into six giants, and bring them to beard me, +one by one or all together, and if I do not knock them head over +heels, then make what mockery you like of me."</p> + +<p>"No more of that, senor," returned Sancho; "I own I went a little +too far with the joke. But tell me, your worship, now that peace is +made between us (and may God bring you out of all the adventures +that may befall you as safe and sound as he has brought you out of +this one), was it not a thing to laugh at, and is it not a good story, +the great fear we were in?—at least that I was in; for as to your +worship I see now that you neither know nor understand what either +fear or dismay is."</p> + +<p>"I do not deny," said Don Quixote, "that what happened to us may +be worth laughing at, but it is not worth making a story about, for it +is not everyone that is shrewd enough to hit the right point of a +thing."</p> + +<p>"At any rate," said Sancho, "your worship knew how to hit the +right point with your pike, aiming at my head and hitting me on the +shoulders, thanks be to God and my own smartness in dodging it. But +let that pass; all will come out in the scouring; for I have heard say +'he loves thee well that makes thee weep;' and moreover that it is the +way with great lords after any hard words they give a servant to +give him a pair of breeches; though I do not know what they give after +blows, unless it be that knights-errant after blows give islands, or +kingdoms on the mainland."</p> + +<p>"It may be on the dice," said Don Quixote, "that all thou sayest +will come true; overlook the past, for thou art shrewd enough to +know that our first movements are not in our own control; and one +thing for the future bear in mind, that thou curb and restrain thy +loquacity in my company; for in all the books of chivalry that I +have read, and they are innumerable, I never met with a squire who +talked so much to his lord as thou dost to thine; and in fact I feel +it to be a great fault of thine and of mine: of thine, that thou +hast so little respect for me; of mine, that I do not make myself more +respected. There was Gandalin, the squire of Amadis of Gaul, that +was Count of the Insula Firme, and we read of him that he always +addressed his lord with his cap in his hand, his head bowed down and +his body bent double, more turquesco. And then, what shall we say of +Gasabal, the squire of Galaor, who was so silent that in order to +indicate to us the greatness of his marvellous taciturnity his name is +only once mentioned in the whole of that history, as long as it is +truthful? From all I have said thou wilt gather, Sancho, that there +must be a difference between master and man, between lord and +lackey, between knight and squire: so that from this day forward in +our intercourse we must observe more respect and take less +liberties, for in whatever way I may be provoked with you it will be +bad for the pitcher. The favours and benefits that I have promised you +will come in due time, and if they do not your wages at least will not +be lost, as I have already told you."</p> + +<p>"All that your worship says is very well," said Sancho, "but I +should like to know (in case the time of favours should not come, +and it might be necessary to fall back upon wages) how much did the +squire of a knight-errant get in those days, and did they agree by the +month, or by the day like bricklayers?"</p> + +<p>"I do not believe," replied Don Quixote, "that such squires were +ever on wages, but were dependent on favour; and if I have now +mentioned thine in the sealed will I have left at home, it was with +a view to what may happen; for as yet I know not how chivalry will +turn out in these wretched times of ours, and I do not wish my soul to +suffer for trifles in the other world; for I would have thee know, +Sancho, that in this there is no condition more hazardous than that of +adventurers."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said Sancho, "since the mere noise of the hammers of +a fulling mill can disturb and disquiet the heart of such a valiant +errant adventurer as your worship; but you may be sure I will not open +my lips henceforward to make light of anything of your worship's, +but only to honour you as my master and natural lord."</p> + +<p>"By so doing," replied Don Quixote, "shalt thou live long on the +face of the earth; for next to parents, masters are to be respected as +though they were parents."</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c19e"></a><img alt="c19e.jpg (33K)" src="images/c19e.jpg" height="643" width="459"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch21"></a>CHAPTER XXI.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF THE EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S +HELMET, TOGETHER WITH OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE +KNIGHT +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c20a"></a><img alt="c20a.jpg (73K)" src="images/c20a.jpg" height="219" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c20a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>It now began to rain a little, and Sancho was for going into the +fulling mills, but Don Quixote had taken such an abhorrence to them on +account of the late joke that he would not enter them on any +account; so turning aside to right they came upon another road, +different from that which they had taken the night before. Shortly +afterwards Don Quixote perceived a man on horseback who wore on his +head something that shone like gold, and the moment he saw him he +turned to Sancho and said:</p> + +<p>"I think, Sancho, there is no proverb that is not true, all being +maxims drawn from experience itself, the mother of all the sciences, +especially that one that says, 'Where one door shuts, another +opens.' I say so because if last night fortune shut the door of the +adventure we were looking for against us, cheating us with the fulling +mills, it now opens wide another one for another better and more +certain adventure, and if I do not contrive to enter it, it will be my +own fault, and I cannot lay it to my ignorance of fulling mills, or +the darkness of the night. I say this because, if I mistake not, there +comes towards us one who wears on his head the helmet of Mambrino, +concerning which I took the oath thou rememberest."</p> + +<p>"Mind what you say, your worship, and still more what you do," +said Sancho, "for I don't want any more fulling mills to finish off +fulling and knocking our senses out."</p> + +<p>"The devil take thee, man," said Don Quixote; "what has a helmet +to do with fulling mills?"</p> + +<p>"I don't know," replied Sancho, "but, faith, if I might speak as I +used, perhaps I could give such reasons that your worship would see +you were mistaken in what you say."</p> + +<p>"How can I be mistaken in what I say, unbelieving traitor?" returned +Don Quixote; "tell me, seest thou not yonder knight coming towards +us on a dappled grey steed, who has upon his head a helmet of gold?"</p> + +<p>"What I see and make out," answered Sancho, "is only a man on a grey +ass like my own, who has something that shines on his head."</p> + +<p>"Well, that is the helmet of Mambrino," said Don Quixote; "stand +to one side and leave me alone with him; thou shalt see how, without +saying a word, to save time, I shall bring this adventure to an +issue and possess myself of the helmet I have so longed for."</p> + +<p>"I will take care to stand aside," said Sancho; "but God grant, I +say once more, that it may be marjoram and not fulling mills."</p> + +<p>"I have told thee, brother, on no account to mention those fulling +mills to me again," said Don Quixote, "or I vow—and I say no +more—I'll full the soul out of you."</p> + +<p>Sancho held his peace in dread lest his master should carry out +the vow he had hurled like a bowl at him.</p> + +<p>The fact of the matter as regards the helmet, steed, and knight that +Don Quixote saw, was this. In that neighbourhood there were two +villages, one of them so small that it had neither apothecary's shop +nor barber, which the other that was close to it had, so the barber of +the larger served the smaller, and in it there was a sick man who +required to be bled and another man who wanted to be shaved, and on +this errand the barber was going, carrying with him a brass basin; but +as luck would have it, as he was on the way it began to rain, and +not to spoil his hat, which probably was a new one, he put the basin +on his head, and being clean it glittered at half a league's distance. +He rode upon a grey ass, as Sancho said, and this was what made it +seem to Don Quixote to be a dapple-grey steed and a knight and a +golden helmet; for everything he saw he made to fall in with his crazy +chivalry and ill-errant notions; and when he saw the poor knight +draw near, without entering into any parley with him, at Rocinante's +top speed he bore down upon him with the pike pointed low, fully +determined to run him through and through, and as he reached him, +without checking the fury of his charge, he cried to him:</p> + +<p>"Defend thyself, miserable being, or yield me of thine own accord +that which is so reasonably my due."</p> + +<p>The barber, who without any expectation or apprehension of it saw +this apparition coming down upon him, had no other way of saving +himself from the stroke of the lance but to let himself fall off his +ass; and no sooner had he touched the ground than he sprang up more +nimbly than a deer and sped away across the plain faster than the +wind.</p> + +<p>He left the basin on the ground, with which Don Quixote contented +himself, saying that the pagan had shown his discretion and imitated +the beaver, which finding itself pressed by the hunters bites and cuts +off with its teeth that for which, by its natural instinct, it knows +it is pursued.</p> + +<p>He told Sancho to pick up the helmet, and he taking it in his +hands said:</p> + +<p>"By God the basin is a good one, and worth a real of eight if it +is worth a maravedis," and handed it to his master, who immediately +put it on his head, turning it round, now this way, now that, in +search of fitment, and not finding it he said, "Clearly the pagan to +whose measure this famous head-piece was first forged must have had +a very large head; but the worst of it is half of it is wanting."</p> + +<p>When Sancho heard him call the basin a headpiece he was unable to +restrain his laughter, but remembering his master's wrath he checked +himself in the midst of it.</p> + +<p>"What art thou laughing at, Sancho?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"I am laughing," said he, "to think of the great head the pagan must +have had who owned this helmet, for it looks exactly like a regular +barber's basin."</p> + +<p>"Dost thou know what I suspect, Sancho?" said Don Quixote; "that +this wonderful piece of this enchanted helmet must by some strange +accident have come into the hands of some one who was unable to +recognise or realise its value, and who, not knowing what he did, +and seeing it to be of the purest gold, must have melted down one half +for the sake of what it might be worth, and of the other made this +which is like a barber's basin as thou sayest; but be it as it may, to +me who recognise it, its transformation makes no difference, for I +will set it to rights at the first village where there is a +blacksmith, and in such style that that helmet the god of smithies +forged for the god of battles shall not surpass it or even come up +to it; and in the meantime I will wear it as well as I can, for +something is better than nothing; all the more as it will be quite +enough to protect me from any chance blow of a stone."</p> + +<p>"That is," said Sancho, "if it is not shot with a sling as they were +in the battle of the two armies, when they signed the cross on your +worship's grinders and smashed the flask with that blessed draught +that made me vomit my bowels up."</p> + +<p>"It does not grieve me much to have lost it," said Don Quixote, "for +thou knowest, Sancho, that I have the receipt in my memory."</p> + +<p>"So have I," answered Sancho, "but if ever I make it, or try it +again as long as I live, may this be my last hour; moreover, I have no +intention of putting myself in the way of wanting it, for I mean, with +all my five senses, to keep myself from being wounded or from wounding +anyone: as to being blanketed again I say nothing, for it is hard to +prevent mishaps of that sort, and if they come there is nothing for it +but to squeeze our shoulders together, hold our breath, shut our eyes, +and let ourselves go where luck and the blanket may send us."</p> + +<p>"Thou art a bad Christian, Sancho," said Don Quixote on hearing +this, "for once an injury has been done thee thou never forgettest it: +but know that it is the part of noble and generous hearts not to +attach importance to trifles. What lame leg hast thou got by it, +what broken rib, what cracked head, that thou canst not forget that +jest? For jest and sport it was, properly regarded, and had I not seen +it in that light I would have returned and done more mischief in +revenging thee than the Greeks did for the rape of Helen, who, if +she were alive now, or if my Dulcinea had lived then, might depend +upon it she would not be so famous for her beauty as she is;" and here +he heaved a sigh and sent it aloft; and said Sancho, "Let it pass +for a jest as it cannot be revenged in earnest, but I know what sort +of jest and earnest it was, and I know it will never be rubbed out +of my memory any more than off my shoulders. But putting that aside, +will your worship tell me what are we to do with this dapple-grey +steed that looks like a grey ass, which that Martino that your worship +overthrew has left deserted here? for, from the way he took to his +heels and bolted, he is not likely ever to come back for it; and by my +beard but the grey is a good one."</p> + +<p>"I have never been in the habit," said Don Quixote, "of taking spoil +of those whom I vanquish, nor is it the practice of chivalry to take +away their horses and leave them to go on foot, unless indeed it be +that the victor have lost his own in the combat, in which case it is +lawful to take that of the vanquished as a thing won in lawful war; +therefore, Sancho, leave this horse, or ass, or whatever thou wilt +have it to be; for when its owner sees us gone hence he will come back +for it."</p> + +<p>"God knows I should like to take it," returned Sancho, "or at +least to change it for my own, which does not seem to me as good a +one: verily the laws of chivalry are strict, since they cannot be +stretched to let one ass be changed for another; I should like to know +if I might at least change trappings."</p> + +<p>"On that head I am not quite certain," answered Don Quixote, "and +the matter being doubtful, pending better information, I say thou +mayest change them, if so be thou hast urgent need of them."</p> + +<p>"So urgent is it," answered Sancho, "that if they were for my own +person I could not want them more;" and forthwith, fortified by this +licence, he effected the mutatio capparum, rigging out his beast to +the ninety-nines and making quite another thing of it. This done, they +broke their fast on the remains of the spoils of war plundered from +the sumpter mule, and drank of the brook that flowed from the +fulling mills, without casting a look in that direction, in such +loathing did they hold them for the alarm they had caused them; and, +all anger and gloom removed, they mounted and, without taking any +fixed road (not to fix upon any being the proper thing for true +knights-errant), they set out, guided by Rocinante's will, which +carried along with it that of his master, not to say that of the +ass, which always followed him wherever he led, lovingly and sociably; +nevertheless they returned to the high road, and pursued it at a +venture without any other aim.</p> + +<p>As they went along, then, in this way Sancho said to his master, +"Senor, would your worship give me leave to speak a little to you? For +since you laid that hard injunction of silence on me several things +have gone to rot in my stomach, and I have now just one on the tip +of my tongue that I don't want to be spoiled."</p> + +<p>"Say, on, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and be brief in thy discourse, +for there is no pleasure in one that is long."</p> + +<p>"Well then, senor," returned Sancho, "I say that for some days +past I have been considering how little is got or gained by going in +search of these adventures that your worship seeks in these wilds +and cross-roads, where, even if the most perilous are victoriously +achieved, there is no one to see or know of them, and so they must +be left untold for ever, to the loss of your worship's object and +the credit they deserve; therefore it seems to me it would be better +(saving your worship's better judgment) if we were to go and serve +some emperor or other great prince who may have some war on hand, in +whose service your worship may prove the worth of your person, your +great might, and greater understanding, on perceiving which the lord +in whose service we may be will perforce have to reward us, each +according to his merits; and there you will not be at a loss for +some one to set down your achievements in writing so as to preserve +their memory for ever. Of my own I say nothing, as they will not go +beyond squirely limits, though I make bold to say that, if it be the +practice in chivalry to write the achievements of squires, I think +mine must not be left out."</p> + +<p>"Thou speakest not amiss, Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "but before +that point is reached it is requisite to roam the world, as it were on +probation, seeking adventures, in order that, by achieving some, +name and fame may be acquired, such that when he betakes himself to +the court of some great monarch the knight may be already known by his +deeds, and that the boys, the instant they see him enter the gate of +the city, may all follow him and surround him, crying, 'This is the +Knight of the Sun'-or the Serpent, or any other title under which he +may have achieved great deeds. 'This,' they will say, 'is he who +vanquished in single combat the gigantic Brocabruno of mighty +strength; he who delivered the great Mameluke of Persia out of the +long enchantment under which he had been for almost nine hundred +years.' So from one to another they will go proclaiming his +achievements; and presently at the tumult of the boys and the others +the king of that kingdom will appear at the windows of his royal +palace, and as soon as he beholds the knight, recognising him by his +arms and the device on his shield, he will as a matter of course +say, 'What ho! Forth all ye, the knights of my court, to receive the +flower of chivalry who cometh hither!' At which command all will issue +forth, and he himself, advancing half-way down the stairs, will +embrace him closely, and salute him, kissing him on the cheek, and +will then lead him to the queen's chamber, where the knight will +find her with the princess her daughter, who will be one of the most +beautiful and accomplished damsels that could with the utmost pains be +discovered anywhere in the known world. Straightway it will come to +pass that she will fix her eyes upon the knight and he his upon her, +and each will seem to the other something more divine than human, and, +without knowing how or why they will be taken and entangled in the +inextricable toils of love, and sorely distressed in their hearts +not to see any way of making their pains and sufferings known by +speech. Thence they will lead him, no doubt, to some richly adorned +chamber of the palace, where, having removed his armour, they will +bring him a rich mantle of scarlet wherewith to robe himself, and if +he looked noble in his armour he will look still more so in a doublet. +When night comes he will sup with the king, queen, and princess; and +all the time he will never take his eyes off her, stealing stealthy +glances, unnoticed by those present, and she will do the same, and +with equal cautiousness, being, as I have said, a damsel of great +discretion. The tables being removed, suddenly through the door of the +hall there will enter a hideous and diminutive dwarf followed by a +fair dame, between two giants, who comes with a certain adventure, the +work of an ancient sage; and he who shall achieve it shall be deemed +the best knight in the world.</p> + +<p>"The king will then command all those present to essay it, and +none will bring it to an end and conclusion save the stranger +knight, to the great enhancement of his fame, whereat the princess +will be overjoyed and will esteem herself happy and fortunate in +having fixed and placed her thoughts so high. And the best of it is +that this king, or prince, or whatever he is, is engaged in a very +bitter war with another as powerful as himself, and the stranger +knight, after having been some days at his court, requests leave +from him to go and serve him in the said war. The king will grant it +very readily, and the knight will courteously kiss his hands for the +favour done to him; and that night he will take leave of his lady +the princess at the grating of the chamber where she sleeps, which +looks upon a garden, and at which he has already many times +conversed with her, the go-between and confidante in the matter +being a damsel much trusted by the princess. He will sigh, she will +swoon, the damsel will fetch water, much distressed because morning +approaches, and for the honour of her lady he would not that they were +discovered; at last the princess will come to herself and will present +her white hands through the grating to the knight, who will kiss +them a thousand and a thousand times, bathing them with his tears. +It will be arranged between them how they are to inform each other +of their good or evil fortunes, and the princess will entreat him to +make his absence as short as possible, which he will promise to do +with many oaths; once more he kisses her hands, and takes his leave in +such grief that he is well-nigh ready to die. He betakes him thence to +his chamber, flings himself on his bed, cannot sleep for sorrow at +parting, rises early in the morning, goes to take leave of the king, +queen, and princess, and, as he takes his leave of the pair, it is +told him that the princess is indisposed and cannot receive a visit; +the knight thinks it is from grief at his departure, his heart is +pierced, and he is hardly able to keep from showing his pain. The +confidante is present, observes all, goes to tell her mistress, who +listens with tears and says that one of her greatest distresses is not +knowing who this knight is, and whether he is of kingly lineage or +not; the damsel assures her that so much courtesy, gentleness, and +gallantry of bearing as her knight possesses could not exist in any +save one who was royal and illustrious; her anxiety is thus +relieved, and she strives to be of good cheer lest she should excite +suspicion in her parents, and at the end of two days she appears in +public. Meanwhile the knight has taken his departure; he fights in the +war, conquers the king's enemy, wins many cities, triumphs in many +battles, returns to the court, sees his lady where he was wont to +see her, and it is agreed that he shall demand her in marriage of +her parents as the reward of his services; the king is unwilling to +give her, as he knows not who he is, but nevertheless, whether carried +off or in whatever other way it may be, the princess comes to be his +bride, and her father comes to regard it as very good fortune; for +it so happens that this knight is proved to be the son of a valiant +king of some kingdom, I know not what, for I fancy it is not likely to +be on the map. The father dies, the princess inherits, and in two +words the knight becomes king. And here comes in at once the +bestowal of rewards upon his squire and all who have aided him in +rising to so exalted a rank. He marries his squire to a damsel of +the princess's, who will be, no doubt, the one who was confidante in +their amour, and is daughter of a very great duke."</p> + +<p>"That's what I want, and no mistake about it!" said Sancho. +"That's what I'm waiting for; for all this, word for word, is in store +for your worship under the title of the Knight of the Rueful +Countenance."</p> + +<p>"Thou needst not doubt it, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "for in the +same manner, and by the same steps as I have described here, +knights-errant rise and have risen to be kings and emperors; all we +want now is to find out what king, Christian or pagan, is at war and +has a beautiful daughter; but there will be time enough to think of +that, for, as I have told thee, fame must be won in other quarters +before repairing to the court. There is another thing, too, that is +wanting; for supposing we find a king who is at war and has a +beautiful daughter, and that I have won incredible fame throughout the +universe, I know not how it can be made out that I am of royal +lineage, or even second cousin to an emperor; for the king will not be +willing to give me his daughter in marriage unless he is first +thoroughly satisfied on this point, however much my famous deeds may +deserve it; so that by this deficiency I fear I shall lose what my arm +has fairly earned. True it is I am a gentleman of known house, of +estate and property, and entitled to the five hundred sueldos mulct; +and it may be that the sage who shall write my history will so clear +up my ancestry and pedigree that I may find myself fifth or sixth in +descent from a king; for I would have thee know, Sancho, that there +are two kinds of lineages in the world; some there be tracing and +deriving their descent from kings and princes, whom time has reduced +little by little until they end in a point like a pyramid upside down; +and others who spring from the common herd and go on rising step by +step until they come to be great lords; so that the difference is that +the one were what they no longer are, and the others are what they +formerly were not. And I may be of such that after investigation my +origin may prove great and famous, with which the king, my +father-in-law that is to be, ought to be satisfied; and should he +not be, the princess will so love me that even though she well knew me +to be the son of a water-carrier, she will take me for her lord and +husband in spite of her father; if not, then it comes to seizing her +and carrying her off where I please; for time or death will put an end +to the wrath of her parents."</p> + +<p>"It comes to this, too," said Sancho, "what some naughty people say, +'Never ask as a favour what thou canst take by force;' though it would +fit better to say, 'A clear escape is better than good men's prayers.' +I say so because if my lord the king, your worship's father-in-law, +will not condescend to give you my lady the princess, there is nothing +for it but, as your worship says, to seize her and transport her. +But the mischief is that until peace is made and you come into the +peaceful enjoyment of your kingdom, the poor squire is famishing as +far as rewards go, unless it be that the confidante damsel that is +to be his wife comes with the princess, and that with her he tides +over his bad luck until Heaven otherwise orders things; for his +master, I suppose, may as well give her to him at once for a lawful +wife."</p> + +<p>"Nobody can object to that," said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Then since that may be," said Sancho, "there is nothing for it +but to commend ourselves to God, and let fortune take what course it +will."</p> + +<p>"God guide it according to my wishes and thy wants," said Don +Quixote, "and mean be he who thinks himself mean."</p> + +<p>"In God's name let him be so," said Sancho: "I am an old +Christian, and to fit me for a count that's enough."</p> + +<p>"And more than enough for thee," said Don Quixote; "and even wert +thou not, it would make no difference, because I being the king can +easily give thee nobility without purchase or service rendered by +thee, for when I make thee a count, then thou art at once a gentleman; +and they may say what they will, but by my faith they will have to +call thee 'your lordship,' whether they like it or not."</p> + +<p>"Not a doubt of it; and I'll know how to support the tittle," said +Sancho.</p> + +<p>"Title thou shouldst say, not tittle," said his master.</p> + +<p>"So be it," answered Sancho. "I say I will know how to behave, for +once in my life I was beadle of a brotherhood, and the beadle's gown +sat so well on me that all said I looked as if I was to be steward +of the same brotherhood. What will it be, then, when I put a duke's +robe on my back, or dress myself in gold and pearls like a count? I +believe they'll come a hundred leagues to see me."</p> + +<p>"Thou wilt look well," said Don Quixote, "but thou must shave thy +beard often, for thou hast it so thick and rough and unkempt, that +if thou dost not shave it every second day at least, they will see +what thou art at the distance of a musket shot."</p> + +<p>"What more will it be," said Sancho, "than having a barber, and +keeping him at wages in the house? and even if it be necessary, I will +make him go behind me like a nobleman's equerry."</p> + +<p>"Why, how dost thou know that noblemen have equerries behind +them?" asked Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"I will tell you," answered Sancho. "Years ago I was for a month +at the capital and there I saw taking the air a very small gentleman +who they said was a very great man, and a man following him on +horseback in every turn he took, just as if he was his tail. I asked +why this man did not join the other man, instead of always going +behind him; they answered me that he was his equerry, and that it +was the custom with nobles to have such persons behind them, and +ever since then I know it, for I have never forgotten it."</p> + +<p>"Thou art right," said Don Quixote, "and in the same way thou mayest +carry thy barber with thee, for customs did not come into use all +together, nor were they all invented at once, and thou mayest be the +first count to have a barber to follow him; and, indeed, shaving one's +beard is a greater trust than saddling one's horse."</p> + +<p>"Let the barber business be my look-out," said Sancho; "and your +worship's be it to strive to become a king, and make me a count."</p> + +<p>"So it shall be," answered Don Quixote, and raising his eyes he +saw what will be told in the following chapter.</p> + + +<br> +<br><br><br> +<center><a name="c20e"></a><img alt="c20e.jpg (18K)" src="images/c20e.jpg" height="392" width="308"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch22"></a>CHAPTER XXII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL UNFORTUNATES WHO +AGAINST THEIR WILL WERE BEING CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c22a"></a><img alt="c22a.jpg (178K)" src="images/c22a.jpg" height="453" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c22a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Cide Hamete Benengeli, the Arab and Manchegan author, relates in +this most grave, high-sounding, minute, delightful, and original +history that after the discussion between the famous Don Quixote of La +Mancha and his squire Sancho Panza which is set down at the end of +chapter twenty-one, Don Quixote raised his eyes and saw coming along +the road he was following some dozen men on foot strung together by +the neck, like beads, on a great iron chain, and all with manacles +on their hands. With them there came also two men on horseback and two +on foot; those on horseback with wheel-lock muskets, those on foot +with javelins and swords, and as soon as Sancho saw them he said:</p> + +<p>"That is a chain of galley slaves, on the way to the galleys by +force of the king's orders."</p> + +<p>"How by force?" asked Don Quixote; "is it possible that the king +uses force against anyone?"</p> + +<p>"I do not say that," answered Sancho, "but that these are people +condemned for their crimes to serve by force in the king's galleys."</p> + +<p>"In fact," replied Don Quixote, "however it may be, these people are +going where they are taking them by force, and not of their own will."</p> + +<p>"Just so," said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"Then if so," said Don Quixote, "here is a case for the exercise +of my office, to put down force and to succour and help the wretched."</p> + +<p>"Recollect, your worship," said Sancho, "Justice, which is the +king himself, is not using force or doing wrong to such persons, but +punishing them for their crimes."</p> + +<p>The chain of galley slaves had by this time come up, and Don Quixote +in very courteous language asked those who were in custody of it to be +good enough to tell him the reason or reasons for which they were +conducting these people in this manner. One of the guards on horseback +answered that they were galley slaves belonging to his majesty, that +they were going to the galleys, and that was all that was to be said +and all he had any business to know.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c22b"></a><img alt="c22b.jpg (298K)" src="images/c22b.jpg" height="819" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c22b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"Nevertheless," replied Don Quixote, "I should like to know from +each of them separately the reason of his misfortune;" to this he +added more to the same effect to induce them to tell him what he +wanted so civilly that the other mounted guard said to him:</p> + +<p>"Though we have here the register and certificate of the sentence of +every one of these wretches, this is no time to take them out or +read them; come and ask themselves; they can tell if they choose, +and they will, for these fellows take a pleasure in doing and +talking about rascalities."</p> + +<p>With this permission, which Don Quixote would have taken even had +they not granted it, he approached the chain and asked the first for +what offences he was now in such a sorry case.</p> + +<p>He made answer that it was for being a lover.</p> + +<p>"For that only?" replied Don Quixote; "why, if for being lovers they +send people to the galleys I might have been rowing in them long ago."</p> + +<p>"The love is not the sort your worship is thinking of," said the +galley slave; "mine was that I loved a washerwoman's basket of clean +linen so well, and held it so close in my embrace, that if the arm +of the law had not forced it from me, I should never have let it go of +my own will to this moment; I was caught in the act, there was no +occasion for torture, the case was settled, they treated me to a +hundred lashes on the back, and three years of gurapas besides, and +that was the end of it."</p> + +<p>"What are gurapas?" asked Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Gurapas are galleys," answered the galley slave, who was a young +man of about four-and-twenty, and said he was a native of Piedrahita.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote asked the same question of the second, who made no +reply, so downcast and melancholy was he; but the first answered for +him, and said, "He, sir, goes as a canary, I mean as a musician and +a singer."</p> + +<p>"What!" said Don Quixote, "for being musicians and singers are +people sent to the galleys too?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir," answered the galley slave, "for there is nothing worse +than singing under suffering."</p> + +<p>"On the contrary, I have heard say," said Don Quixote, "that he +who sings scares away his woes."</p> + +<p>"Here it is the reverse," said the galley slave; "for he who sings +once weeps all his life."</p> + +<p>"I do not understand it," said Don Quixote; but one of the guards +said to him, "Sir, to sing under suffering means with the non sancta +fraternity to confess under torture; they put this sinner to the +torture and he confessed his crime, which was being a cuatrero, that +is a cattle-stealer, and on his confession they sentenced him to six +years in the galleys, besides two bundred lashes that he has already +had on the back; and he is always dejected and downcast because the +other thieves that were left behind and that march here ill-treat, and +snub, and jeer, and despise him for confessing and not having spirit +enough to say nay; for, say they, 'nay' has no more letters in it than +'yea,' and a culprit is well off when life or death with him depends +on his own tongue and not on that of witnesses or evidence; and to +my thinking they are not very far out."</p> + +<p>"And I think so too," answered Don Quixote; then passing on to the +third he asked him what he had asked the others, and the man +answered very readily and unconcernedly, "I am going for five years to +their ladyships the gurapas for the want of ten ducats."</p> + +<p>"I will give twenty with pleasure to get you out of that trouble," +said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"That," said the galley slave, "is like a man having money at sea +when he is dying of hunger and has no way of buying what he wants; I +say so because if at the right time I had had those twenty ducats that +your worship now offers me, I would have greased the notary's pen +and freshened up the attorney's wit with them, so that to-day I should +be in the middle of the plaza of the Zocodover at Toledo, and not on +this road coupled like a greyhound. But God is great; patience—there, +that's enough of it."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote passed on to the fourth, a man of venerable aspect +with a white beard falling below his breast, who on hearing himself +asked the reason of his being there began to weep without answering +a word, but the fifth acted as his tongue and said, "This worthy man +is going to the galleys for four years, after having gone the rounds +in ceremony and on horseback."</p> + +<p> "That means," said Sancho Panza, "as I take it, to have been +exposed to shame in public."</p> + +<p>"Just so," replied the galley slave, "and the offence for which they +gave him that punishment was having been an ear-broker, nay +body-broker; I mean, in short, that this gentleman goes as a pimp, and +for having besides a certain touch of the sorcerer about him."</p> + +<p>"If that touch had not been thrown in," said Don Quixote, "be +would not deserve, for mere pimping, to row in the galleys, but rather +to command and be admiral of them; for the office of pimp is no +ordinary one, being the office of persons of discretion, one very +necessary in a well-ordered state, and only to be exercised by persons +of good birth; nay, there ought to be an inspector and overseer of +them, as in other offices, and recognised number, as with the +brokers on change; in this way many of the evils would be avoided +which are caused by this office and calling being in the hands of +stupid and ignorant people, such as women more or less silly, and +pages and jesters of little standing and experience, who on the most +urgent occasions, and when ingenuity of contrivance is needed, let the +crumbs freeze on the way to their mouths, and know not which is +their right hand. I should like to go farther, and give reasons to +show that it is advisable to choose those who are to hold so necessary +an office in the state, but this is not the fit place for it; some day +I will expound the matter to some one able to see to and rectify it; +all I say now is, that the additional fact of his being a sorcerer has +removed the sorrow it gave me to see these white hairs and this +venerable countenance in so painful a position on account of his being +a pimp; though I know well there are no sorceries in the world that +can move or compel the will as some simple folk fancy, for our will is +free, nor is there herb or charm that can force it. All that certain +silly women and quacks do is to turn men mad with potions and poisons, +pretending that they have power to cause love, for, as I say, it is an +impossibility to compel the will."</p> + +<p>"It is true," said the good old man, "and indeed, sir, as far as the +charge of sorcery goes I was not guilty; as to that of being a pimp +I cannot deny it; but I never thought I was doing any harm by it, +for my only object was that all the world should enjoy itself and live +in peace and quiet, without quarrels or troubles; but my good +intentions were unavailing to save me from going where I never +expect to come back from, with this weight of years upon me and a +urinary ailment that never gives me a moment's ease;" and again he +fell to weeping as before, and such compassion did Sancho feel for him +that he took out a real of four from his bosom and gave it to him in +alms.</p> + +<p>Don Quixote went on and asked another what his crime was, and the +man answered with no less but rather much more sprightliness than +the last one.</p> + +<p>"I am here because I carried the joke too far with a couple of +cousins of mine, and with a couple of other cousins who were none of +mine; in short, I carried the joke so far with them all that it +ended in such a complicated increase of kindred that no accountant +could make it clear: it was all proved against me, I got no favour, +I had no money, I was near having my neck stretched, they sentenced me +to the galleys for six years, I accepted my fate, it is the punishment +of my fault; I am a young man; let life only last, and with that all +will come right. If you, sir, have anything wherewith to help the +poor, God will repay it to you in heaven, and we on earth will take +care in our petitions to him to pray for the life and health of your +worship, that they may be as long and as good as your amiable +appearance deserves."</p> + +<p>This one was in the dress of a student, and one of the guards said +he was a great talker and a very elegant Latin scholar.</p> + +<p>Behind all these there came a man of thirty, a very personable +fellow, except that when he looked, his eyes turned in a little one +towards the other. He was bound differently from the rest, for he +had to his leg a chain so long that it was wound all round his body, +and two rings on his neck, one attached to the chain, the other to +what they call a "keep-friend" or "friend's foot," from which hung two +irons reaching to his waist with two manacles fixed to them in which +his hands were secured by a big padlock, so that he could neither +raise his hands to his mouth nor lower his head to his hands. Don +Quixote asked why this man carried so many more chains than the +others. The guard replied that it was because he alone had committed +more crimes than all the rest put together, and was so daring and such +a villain, that though they marched him in that fashion they did not +feel sure of him, but were in dread of his making his escape.</p> + +<p>"What crimes can he have committed," said Don Quixote, "if they have +not deserved a heavier punishment than being sent to the galleys?"</p> + +<p>"He goes for ten years," replied the guard, "which is the same thing +as civil death, and all that need be said is that this good fellow +is the famous Gines de Pasamonte, otherwise called Ginesillo de +Parapilla."</p> + +<p>"Gently, senor commissary," said the galley slave at this, "let us +have no fixing of names or surnames; my name is Gines, not +Ginesillo, and my family name is Pasamonte, not Parapilla as you +say; let each one mind his own business, and he will be doing enough."</p> + +<p>"Speak with less impertinence, master thief of extra measure," +replied the commissary, "if you don't want me to make you hold your +tongue in spite of your teeth."</p> + +<p>"It is easy to see," returned the galley slave, "that man goes as +God pleases, but some one shall know some day whether I am called +Ginesillo de Parapilla or not."</p> + +<p>"Don't they call you so, you liar?" said the guard.</p> + +<p>"They do," returned Gines, "but I will make them give over calling +me so, or I will be shaved, where, I only say behind my teeth. If you, +sir, have anything to give us, give it to us at once, and God speed +you, for you are becoming tiresome with all this inquisitiveness about +the lives of others; if you want to know about mine, let me tell you I +am Gines de Pasamonte, whose life is written by these fingers."</p> + +<p>"He says true," said the commissary, "for he has himself written his +story as grand as you please, and has left the book in the prison in +pawn for two hundred reals."</p> + +<p>"And I mean to take it out of pawn," said Gines, "though it were +in for two hundred ducats."</p> + +<p>"Is it so good?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"So good is it," replied Gines, "that a fig for 'Lazarillo de +Tormes,' and all of that kind that have been written, or shall be +written compared with it: all I will say about it is that it deals +with facts, and facts so neat and diverting that no lies could match +them."</p> + +<p>"And how is the book entitled?" asked Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"The 'Life of Gines de Pasamonte,'" replied the subject of it.</p> + +<p>"And is it finished?" asked Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"How can it be finished," said the other, "when my life is not yet +finished? All that is written is from my birth down to the point +when they sent me to the galleys this last time."</p> + +<p>"Then you have been there before?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"In the service of God and the king I have been there for four years +before now, and I know by this time what the biscuit and courbash +are like," replied Gines; "and it is no great grievance to me to go +back to them, for there I shall have time to finish my book; I have +still many things left to say, and in the galleys of Spain there is +more than enough leisure; though I do not want much for what I have to +write, for I have it by heart."</p> + +<p>"You seem a clever fellow," said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"And an unfortunate one," replied Gines, "for misfortune always +persecutes good wit."</p> + +<p>"It persecutes rogues," said the commissary.</p> + +<p>"I told you already to go gently, master commissary," said +Pasamonte; "their lordships yonder never gave you that staff to +ill-treat us wretches here, but to conduct and take us where his +majesty orders you; if not, by the life of-never mind-; it may be that +some day the stains made in the inn will come out in the scouring; let +everyone hold his tongue and behave well and speak better; and now let +us march on, for we have had quite enough of this entertainment."</p> + +<p>The commissary lifted his staff to strike Pasamonte in return for +his threats, but Don Quixote came between them, and begged him not +to ill-use him, as it was not too much to allow one who had his +hands tied to have his tongue a trifle free; and turning to the +whole chain of them he said:</p> + +<p>"From all you have told me, dear brethren, make out clearly that +though they have punished you for your faults, the punishments you are +about to endure do not give you much pleasure, and that you go to them +very much against the grain and against your will, and that perhaps +this one's want of courage under torture, that one's want of money, +the other's want of advocacy, and lastly the perverted judgment of the +judge may have been the cause of your ruin and of your failure to +obtain the justice you had on your side. All which presents itself now +to my mind, urging, persuading, and even compelling me to +demonstrate in your case the purpose for which Heaven sent me into the +world and caused me to make profession of the order of chivalry to +which I belong, and the vow I took therein to give aid to those in +need and under the oppression of the strong. But as I know that it +is a mark of prudence not to do by foul means what may be done by +fair, I will ask these gentlemen, the guards and commissary, to be +so good as to release you and let you go in peace, as there will be no +lack of others to serve the king under more favourable +circumstances; for it seems to me a hard case to make slaves of +those whom God and nature have made free. Moreover, sirs of the +guard," added Don Quixote, "these poor fellows have done nothing to +you; let each answer for his own sins yonder; there is a God in Heaven +who will not forget to punish the wicked or reward the good; and it is +not fitting that honest men should be the instruments of punishment to +others, they being therein no way concerned. This request I make +thus gently and quietly, that, if you comply with it, I may have +reason for thanking you; and, if you will not voluntarily, this +lance and sword together with the might of my arm shall compel you +to comply with it by force."</p> + +<p>"Nice nonsense!" said the commissary; "a fine piece of pleasantry he +has come out with at last! He wants us to let the king's prisoners go, +as if we had any authority to release them, or he to order us to do +so! Go your way, sir, and good luck to you; put that basin straight +that you've got on your head, and don't go looking for three feet on a +cat."</p> + +<p>"'Tis you that are the cat, rat, and rascal," replied Don Quixote, +and acting on the word he fell upon him so suddenly that without +giving him time to defend himself he brought him to the ground +sorely wounded with a lance-thrust; and lucky it was for him that it +was the one that had the musket. The other guards stood +thunderstruck and amazed at this unexpected event, but recovering +presence of mind, those on horseback seized their swords, and those on +foot their javelins, and attacked Don Quixote, who was waiting for +them with great calmness; and no doubt it would have gone badly with +him if the galley slaves, seeing the chance before them of +liberating themselves, had not effected it by contriving to break +the chain on which they were strung. Such was the confusion, that +the guards, now rushing at the galley slaves who were breaking +loose, now to attack Don Quixote who was waiting for them, did nothing +at all that was of any use. Sancho, on his part, gave a helping hand +to release Gines de Pasamonte, who was the first to leap forth upon +the plain free and unfettered, and who, attacking the prostrate +commissary, took from him his sword and the musket, with which, aiming +at one and levelling at another, he, without ever discharging it, +drove every one of the guards off the field, for they took to +flight, as well to escape Pasamonte's musket, as the showers of stones +the now released galley slaves were raining upon them. Sancho was +greatly grieved at the affair, because he anticipated that those who +had fled would report the matter to the Holy Brotherhood, who at the +summons of the alarm-bell would at once sally forth in quest of the +offenders; and he said so to his master, and entreated him to leave +the place at once, and go into hiding in the sierra that was close by.</p> + +<p>"That is all very well," said Don Quixote, "but I know what must +be done now;" and calling together all the galley slaves, who were now +running riot, and had stripped the commissary to the skin, he +collected them round him to hear what he had to say, and addressed +them as follows: "To be grateful for benefits received is the part +of persons of good birth, and one of the sins most offensive to God is +ingratitude; I say so because, sirs, ye have already seen by +manifest proof the benefit ye have received of me; in return for which +I desire, and it is my good pleasure that, laden with that chain which +I have taken off your necks, ye at once set out and proceed to the +city of El Toboso, and there present yourselves before the lady +Dulcinea del Toboso, and say to her that her knight, he of the +Rueful Countenance, sends to commend himself to her; and that ye +recount to her in full detail all the particulars of this notable +adventure, up to the recovery of your longed-for liberty; and this +done ye may go where ye will, and good fortune attend you."</p> + +<p>Gines de Pasamonte made answer for all, saying, "That which you, +sir, our deliverer, demand of us, is of all impossibilities the most +impossible to comply with, because we cannot go together along the +roads, but only singly and separate, and each one his own way, +endeavouring to hide ourselves in the bowels of the earth to escape +the Holy Brotherhood, which, no doubt, will come out in search of +us. What your worship may do, and fairly do, is to change this service +and tribute as regards the lady Dulcinea del Toboso for a certain +quantity of ave-marias and credos which we will say for your worship's +intention, and this is a condition that can be complied with by +night as by day, running or resting, in peace or in war; but to +imagine that we are going now to return to the flesh-pots of Egypt, +I mean to take up our chain and set out for El Toboso, is to imagine +that it is now night, though it is not yet ten in the morning, and +to ask this of us is like asking pears of the elm tree."</p> + +<p>"Then by all that's good," said Don Quixote (now stirred to +wrath), "Don son of a bitch, Don Ginesillo de Paropillo, or whatever +your name is, you will have to go yourself alone, with your tail +between your legs and the whole chain on your back."</p> + +<p>Pasamonte, who was anything but meek (being by this time +thoroughly convinced that Don Quixote was not quite right in his +head as he had committed such a vagary as to set them free), finding +himself abused in this fashion, gave the wink to his companions, and +falling back they began to shower stones on Don Quixote at such a rate +that he was quite unable to protect himself with his buckler, and poor +Rocinante no more heeded the spur than if he had been made of brass. +Sancho planted himself behind his ass, and with him sheltered +himself from the hailstorm that poured on both of them. Don Quixote +was unable to shield himself so well but that more pebbles than I +could count struck him full on the body with such force that they +brought him to the ground; and the instant he fell the student pounced +upon him, snatched the basin from his head, and with it struck three +or four blows on his shoulders, and as many more on the ground, +knocking it almost to pieces. They then stripped him of a jacket +that he wore over his armour, and they would have stripped off his +stockings if his greaves had not prevented them. From Sancho they took +his coat, leaving him in his shirt-sleeves; and dividing among +themselves the remaining spoils of the battle, they went each one +his own way, more solicitous about keeping clear of the Holy +Brotherhood they dreaded, than about burdening themselves with the +chain, or going to present themselves before the lady Dulcinea del +Toboso. The ass and Rocinante, Sancho and Don Quixote, were all that +were left upon the spot; the ass with drooping head, serious, +shaking his ears from time to time as if he thought the storm of +stones that assailed them was not yet over; Rocinante stretched beside +his master, for he too had been brought to the ground by a stone; +Sancho stripped, and trembling with fear of the Holy Brotherhood; +and Don Quixote fuming to find himself so served by the very persons +for whom he had done so much.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c22e"></a><img alt="c22e.jpg (44K)" src="images/c22e.jpg" height="637" width="527"> +</center> + + + +<br> +<br> + + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p6.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p8.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p8.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p8.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..58ba71f --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p8.htm @@ -0,0 +1,664 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 8.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p7.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p9.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 8. +<br><br> +Chapter 23 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<center> +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> +</center> + +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch23">CHAPTER XXIII</a> +OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA MORENA, +WHICH WAS ONE OF THE RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED +IN THIS VERACIOUS HISTORY + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch23"></a>CHAPTER XXIII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OF +THE RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS HISTORY +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c23a"></a><img alt="c23a.jpg (148K)" src="images/c23a.jpg" height="404" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c23a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Seeing himself served in this way, Don Quixote said to his squire, +"I have always heard it said, Sancho, that to do good to boors is to +throw water into the sea. If I had believed thy words, I should have +avoided this trouble; but it is done now, it is only to have +patience and take warning for the future."</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c23b"></a><img alt="c23b.jpg (318K)" src="images/c23b.jpg" height="512" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c23b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"Your worship will take warning as much as I am a Turk," returned +Sancho; "but, as you say this mischief might have been avoided if +you had believed me, believe me now, and a still greater one will be +avoided; for I tell you chivalry is of no account with the Holy +Brotherhood, and they don't care two maravedis for all the +knights-errant in the world; and I can tell you I fancy I hear their +arrows whistling past my ears this minute."</p> + +<p>"Thou art a coward by nature, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but lest +thou shouldst say I am obstinate, and that I never do as thou dost +advise, this once I will take thy advice, and withdraw out of reach of +that fury thou so dreadest; but it must be on one condition, that +never, in life or in death, thou art to say to anyone that I retired +or withdrew from this danger out of fear, but only in compliance +with thy entreaties; for if thou sayest otherwise thou wilt lie +therein, and from this time to that, and from that to this, I give +thee lie, and say thou liest and wilt lie every time thou thinkest +or sayest it; and answer me not again; for at the mere thought that +I am withdrawing or retiring from any danger, above all from this, +which does seem to carry some little shadow of fear with it, I am +ready to take my stand here and await alone, not only that Holy +Brotherhood you talk of and dread, but the brothers of the twelve +tribes of Israel, and the Seven Maccabees, and Castor and Pollux, +and all the brothers and brotherhoods in the world."</p> + +<p>"Senor," replied Sancho, "to retire is not to flee, and there is +no wisdom in waiting when danger outweighs hope, and it is the part of +wise men to preserve themselves to-day for to-morrow, and not risk all +in one day; and let me tell you, though I am a clown and a boor, I +have got some notion of what they call safe conduct; so repent not +of having taken my advice, but mount Rocinante if you can, and if +not I will help you; and follow me, for my mother-wit tells me we have +more need of legs than hands just now."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote mounted without replying, and, Sancho leading the way on +his ass, they entered the side of the Sierra Morena, which was close +by, as it was Sancho's design to cross it entirely and come out +again at El Viso or Almodovar del Campo, and hide for some days +among its crags so as to escape the search of the Brotherhood should +they come to look for them. He was encouraged in this by perceiving +that the stock of provisions carried by the ass had come safe out of +the fray with the galley slaves, a circumstance that he regarded as +a miracle, seeing how they pillaged and ransacked.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c23c"></a><img alt="c23c.jpg (297K)" src="images/c23c.jpg" height="503" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c23c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>That night they reached the very heart of the Sierra Morena, where +it seemed prudent to Sancho to pass the night and even some days, at +least as many as the stores he carried might last, and so they +encamped between two rocks and among some cork trees; but fatal +destiny, which, according to the opinion of those who have not the +light of the true faith, directs, arranges, and settles everything +in its own way, so ordered it that Gines de Pasamonte, the famous +knave and thief who by the virtue and madness of Don Quixote had +been released from the chain, driven by fear of the Holy +Brotherhood, which he had good reason to dread, resolved to take +hiding in the mountains; and his fate and fear led him to the same +spot to which Don Quixote and Sancho Panza had been led by theirs, +just in time to recognise them and leave them to fall asleep: and as +the wicked are always ungrateful, and necessity leads to evildoing, +and immediate advantage overcomes all considerations of the future, +Gines, who was neither grateful nor well-principled, made up his +mind to steal Sancho Panza's ass, not troubling himself about +Rocinante, as being a prize that was no good either to pledge or sell. +While Sancho slept he stole his ass, and before day dawned he was +far out of reach.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c23d"></a><img alt="c23d.jpg (256K)" src="images/c23d.jpg" height="858" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c23d.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>Aurora made her appearance bringing gladness to the earth but +sadness to Sancho Panza, for he found that his Dapple was missing, and +seeing himself bereft of him he began the saddest and most doleful +lament in the world, so loud that Don Quixote awoke at his +exclamations and heard him saying, "O son of my bowels, born in my +very house, my children's plaything, my wife's joy, the envy of my +neighbours, relief of my burdens, and lastly, half supporter of +myself, for with the six-and-twenty maravedis thou didst earn me daily +I met half my charges."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote, when he heard the lament and learned the cause, +consoled Sancho with the best arguments he could, entreating him to be +patient, and promising to give him a letter of exchange ordering three +out of five ass-colts that he had at home to be given to him. Sancho +took comfort at this, dried his tears, suppressed his sobs, and +returned thanks for the kindness shown him by Don Quixote. He on his +part was rejoiced to the heart on entering the mountains, as they +seemed to him to be just the place for the adventures he was in +quest of. They brought back to his memory the marvellous adventures +that had befallen knights-errant in like solitudes and wilds, and he +went along reflecting on these things, so absorbed and carried away by +them that he had no thought for anything else.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c23e"></a><img alt="c23e.jpg (280K)" src="images/c23e.jpg" height="825" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c23e.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Nor had Sancho any +other care (now that he fancied he was travelling in a safe quarter) +than to satisfy his appetite with such remains as were left of the +clerical spoils, and so he marched behind his master laden with what +Dapple used to carry, emptying the sack and packing his paunch, and so +long as he could go that way, he would not have given a farthing to +meet with another adventure.</p> + +<p>While so engaged he raised his eyes and saw that his master had +halted, and was trying with the point of his pike to lift some bulky +object that lay upon the ground, on which he hastened to join him +and help him if it were needful, and reached him just as with the +point of the pike he was raising a saddle-pad with a valise attached +to it, half or rather wholly rotten and torn; but so heavy were they +that Sancho had to help to take them up, and his master directed him +to see what the valise contained. Sancho did so with great alacrity, +and though the valise was secured by a chain and padlock, from its +torn and rotten condition he was able to see its contents, which +were four shirts of fine holland, and other articles of linen no +less curious than clean; and in a handkerchief he found a good lot +of gold crowns, and as soon as he saw them he exclaimed:</p> + +<p>"Blessed be all Heaven for sending us an adventure that is good +for something!"</p> + +<p>Searching further he found a little memorandum book richly bound; +this Don Quixote asked of him, telling him to take the money and +keep it for himself. Sancho kissed his hands for the favour, and +cleared the valise of its linen, which he stowed away in the provision +sack. Considering the whole matter, Don Quixote observed:</p> + +<p>"It seems to me, Sancho—and it is impossible it can be +otherwise—that some strayed traveller must have crossed this sierra and been +attacked and slain by footpads, who brought him to this remote spot to +bury him."</p> + +<p>"That cannot be," answered Sancho, "because if they had been robbers +they would not have left this money."</p> + +<p>"Thou art right," said Don Quixote, "and I cannot guess or explain +what this may mean; but stay; let us see if in this memorandum book +there is anything written by which we may be able to trace out or +discover what we want to know."</p> + +<p>He opened it, and the first thing he found in it, written roughly +but in a very good hand, was a sonnet, and reading it aloud that +Sancho might hear it, he found that it ran as follows:</p> + +<blockquote><blockquote> +<pre> +SONNET + +Or Love is lacking in intelligence, + Or to the height of cruelty attains, + Or else it is my doom to suffer pains +Beyond the measure due to my offence. +But if Love be a God, it follows thence + That he knows all, and certain it remains + No God loves cruelty; then who ordains +This penance that enthrals while it torments? +It were a falsehood, Chloe, thee to name; + Such evil with such goodness cannot live; +And against Heaven I dare not charge the blame, + I only know it is my fate to die. + To him who knows not whence his malady + A miracle alone a cure can give.</pre> +</blockquote></blockquote> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c23f"></a><img alt="c23f.jpg (344K)" src="images/c23f.jpg" height="816" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c23f.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p> +"There is nothing to be learned from that rhyme," said Sancho, +"unless by that clue there's in it, one may draw out the ball of the +whole matter."</p> + +<p>"What clue is there?" said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"I thought your worship spoke of a clue in it," said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"I only said Chloe," replied Don Quixote; "and that no doubt, is the +name of the lady of whom the author of the sonnet complains; and, +faith, he must be a tolerable poet, or I know little of the craft."</p> + +<p>"Then your worship understands rhyming too?"</p> + +<p>"And better than thou thinkest," replied Don Quixote, "as thou shalt +see when thou carriest a letter written in verse from beginning to end +to my lady Dulcinea del Toboso, for I would have thee know, Sancho, +that all or most of the knights-errant in days of yore were great +troubadours and great musicians, for both of these accomplishments, or +more properly speaking gifts, are the peculiar property of +lovers-errant: true it is that the verses of the knights of old have +more spirit than neatness in them."</p> + +<p>"Read more, your worship," said Sancho, "and you will find something +that will enlighten us."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote turned the page and said, "This is prose and seems to be +a letter."</p> + +<p>"A correspondence letter, senor?"</p> + +<p>"From the beginning it seems to be a love letter," replied Don +Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Then let your worship read it aloud," said Sancho, "for I am very +fond of love matters."</p> + +<p>"With all my heart," said Don Quixote, and reading it aloud as +Sancho had requested him, he found it ran thus:</p> + +<p> +Thy false promise and my sure misfortune carry me to a place +whence the news of my death will reach thy ears before the words of my +complaint. Ungrateful one, thou hast rejected me for one more wealthy, +but not more worthy; but if virtue were esteemed wealth I should +neither envy the fortunes of others nor weep for misfortunes of my +own. What thy beauty raised up thy deeds have laid low; by it I +believed thee to be an angel, by them I know thou art a woman. Peace +be with thee who hast sent war to me, and Heaven grant that the deceit +of thy husband be ever hidden from thee, so that thou repent not of +what thou hast done, and I reap not a revenge I would not have.</p> + +<p>When he had finished the letter, Don Quixote said, "There is less to +be gathered from this than from the verses, except that he who wrote +it is some rejected lover;" and turning over nearly all the pages of +the book he found more verses and letters, some of which he could +read, while others he could not; but they were all made up of +complaints, laments, misgivings, desires and aversions, favours and +rejections, some rapturous, some doleful. While Don Quixote examined +the book, Sancho examined the valise, not leaving a corner in the +whole of it or in the pad that he did not search, peer into, and +explore, or seam that he did not rip, or tuft of wool that he did +not pick to pieces, lest anything should escape for want of care and +pains; so keen was the covetousness excited in him by the discovery of +the crowns, which amounted to near a hundred; and though he found no +more booty, he held the blanket flights, balsam vomits, stake +benedictions, carriers' fisticuffs, missing alforjas, stolen coat, and +all the hunger, thirst, and weariness he had endured in the service of +his good master, cheap at the price; as he considered himself more +than fully indemnified for all by the payment he received in the +gift of the treasure-trove.</p> + +<p>The Knight of the Rueful Countenance was still very anxious to +find out who the owner of the valise could be, conjecturing from the +sonnet and letter, from the money in gold, and from the fineness of +the shirts, that he must be some lover of distinction whom the scorn +and cruelty of his lady had driven to some desperate course; but as in +that uninhabited and rugged spot there was no one to be seen of whom +he could inquire, he saw nothing else for it but to push on, taking +whatever road Rocinante chose—which was where he could make his +way—firmly persuaded that among these wilds he could not fail to meet +some rare adventure. As he went along, then, occupied with these +thoughts, he perceived on the summit of a height that rose before +their eyes a man who went springing from rock to rock and from tussock +to tussock with marvellous agility. As well as he could make out he +was unclad, with a thick black beard, long tangled hair, and bare legs +and feet, his thighs were covered by breeches apparently of tawny +velvet but so ragged that they showed his skin in several places.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c23g"></a><img alt="c23g.jpg (360K)" src="images/c23g.jpg" height="817" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c23g.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>He was bareheaded, and notwithstanding the swiftness with which he passed +as has been described, the Knight of the Rueful Countenance observed +and noted all these trifles, and though he made the attempt, he was +unable to follow him, for it was not granted to the feebleness of +Rocinante to make way over such rough ground, he being, moreover, +slow-paced and sluggish by nature. Don Quixote at once came to the +conclusion that this was the owner of the saddle-pad and of the +valise, and made up his mind to go in search of him, even though he +should have to wander a year in those mountains before he found him, +and so he directed Sancho to take a short cut over one side of the +mountain, while he himself went by the other, and perhaps by this +means they might light upon this man who had passed so quickly out +of their sight.</p> + +<p>"I could not do that," said Sancho, "for when I separate from your +worship fear at once lays hold of me, and assails me with all sorts of +panics and fancies; and let what I now say be a notice that from +this time forth I am not going to stir a finger's width from your +presence."</p> + +<p>"It shall be so," said he of the Rueful Countenance, "and I am +very glad that thou art willing to rely on my courage, which will +never fail thee, even though the soul in thy body fail thee; so come +on now behind me slowly as well as thou canst, and make lanterns of +thine eyes; let us make the circuit of this ridge; perhaps we shall +light upon this man that we saw, who no doubt is no other than the +owner of what we found."</p> + +<p>To which Sancho made answer, "Far better would it be not to look for +him, for, if we find him, and he happens to be the owner of the money, +it is plain I must restore it; it would be better, therefore, that +without taking this needless trouble, I should keep possession of it +until in some other less meddlesome and officious way the real owner +may be discovered; and perhaps that will be when I shall have spent +it, and then the king will hold me harmless."</p> + +<p>"Thou art wrong there, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for now that we +have a suspicion who the owner is, and have him almost before us, we +are bound to seek him and make restitution; and if we do not see +him, the strong suspicion we have as to his being the owner makes us +as guilty as if he were so; and so, friend Sancho, let not our +search for him give thee any uneasiness, for if we find him it will +relieve mine."</p> + +<p>And so saying he gave Rocinante the spur, and Sancho followed him on +foot and loaded, and after having partly made the circuit of the +mountain they found lying in a ravine, dead and half devoured by +dogs and pecked by jackdaws, a mule saddled and bridled, all which +still further strengthened their suspicion that he who had fled was +the owner of the mule and the saddle-pad.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c23h"></a><img alt="c23h.jpg (381K)" src="images/c23h.jpg" height="816" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c23h.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>As they stood looking at it they heard a whistle like that of a +shepherd watching his flock, and suddenly on their left there appeared +a great number of goats and behind them on the summit of the +mountain the goatherd in charge of them, a man advanced in years. +Don Quixote called aloud to him and begged him to come down to where +they stood. He shouted in return, asking what had brought them to that +spot, seldom or never trodden except by the feet of goats, or of the +wolves and other wild beasts that roamed around. Sancho in return bade +him come down, and they would explain all to him.</p> + +<p>The goatherd descended, and reaching the place where Don Quixote +stood, he said, "I will wager you are looking at that hack mule that +lies dead in the hollow there, and, faith, it has been lying there now +these six months; tell me, have you come upon its master about here?"</p> + +<p>"We have come upon nobody," answered Don Quixote, "nor on anything +except a saddle-pad and a little valise that we found not far from +this."</p> + +<p>"I found it too," said the goatherd, "but I would not lift it nor go +near it for fear of some ill-luck or being charged with theft, for the +devil is crafty, and things rise up under one's feet to make one +fall without knowing why or wherefore."</p> + +<p>"That's exactly what I say," said Sancho; "I found it too, and I +would not go within a stone's throw of it; there I left it, and +there it lies just as it was, for I don't want a dog with a bell."</p> + +<p>"Tell me, good man," said Don Quixote, "do you know who is the owner +of this property?"</p> + +<p>"All I can tell you," said the goatherd, "is that about six months +ago, more or less, there arrived at a shepherd's hut three leagues, +perhaps, away from this, a youth of well-bred appearance and +manners, mounted on that same mule which lies dead here, and with +the same saddle-pad and valise which you say you found and did not +touch. He asked us what part of this sierra was the most rugged and +retired; we told him that it was where we now are; and so in truth +it is, for if you push on half a league farther, perhaps you will +not be able to find your way out; and I am wondering how you have +managed to come here, for there is no road or path that leads to +this spot. I say, then, that on hearing our answer the youth turned +about and made for the place we pointed out to him, leaving us all +charmed with his good looks, and wondering at his question and the +haste with which we saw him depart in the direction of the sierra; and +after that we saw him no more, until some days afterwards he crossed +the path of one of our shepherds, and without saying a word to him, +came up to him and gave him several cuffs and kicks, and then turned +to the ass with our provisions and took all the bread and cheese it +carried, and having done this made off back again into the sierra with +extraordinary swiftness. When some of us goatherds learned this we +went in search of him for about two days through the most remote +portion of this sierra, at the end of which we found him lodged in the +hollow of a large thick cork tree. He came out to meet us with great +gentleness, with his dress now torn and his face so disfigured and +burned by the sun, that we hardly recognised him but that his clothes, +though torn, convinced us, from the recollection we had of them, +that he was the person we were looking for. He saluted us courteously, +and in a few well-spoken words he told us not to wonder at seeing +him going about in this guise, as it was binding upon him in order +that he might work out a penance which for his many sins had been +imposed upon him. We asked him to tell us who he was, but we were +never able to find out from him: we begged of him too, when he was +in want of food, which he could not do without, to tell us where we +should find him, as we would bring it to him with all good-will and +readiness; or if this were not to his taste, at least to come and +ask it of us and not take it by force from the shepherds. He thanked +us for the offer, begged pardon for the late assault, and promised for +the future to ask it in God's name without offering violence to +anybody. As for fixed abode, he said he had no other than that which +chance offered wherever night might overtake him; and his words +ended in an outburst of weeping so bitter that we who listened to +him must have been very stones had we not joined him in it, +comparing what we saw of him the first time with what we saw now; for, +as I said, he was a graceful and gracious youth, and in his +courteous and polished language showed himself to be of good birth and +courtly breeding, and rustics as we were that listened to him, even to +our rusticity his gentle bearing sufficed to make it plain.</p> + +<p>"But in the midst of his conversation he stopped and became +silent, keeping his eyes fixed upon the ground for some time, during +which we stood still waiting anxiously to see what would come of +this abstraction; and with no little pity, for from his behaviour, now +staring at the ground with fixed gaze and eyes wide open without +moving an eyelid, again closing them, compressing his lips and raising +his eyebrows, we could perceive plainly that a fit of madness of +some kind had come upon him; and before long he showed that what we +imagined was the truth, for he arose in a fury from the ground where +he had thrown himself, and attacked the first he found near him with +such rage and fierceness that if we had not dragged him off him, he +would have beaten or bitten him to death, all the while exclaiming, +'Oh faithless Fernando, here, here shalt thou pay the penalty of the +wrong thou hast done me; these hands shall tear out that heart of +thine, abode and dwelling of all iniquity, but of deceit and fraud +above all; and to these he added other words all in effect +upbraiding this Fernando and charging him with treachery and +faithlessness.</p> + +<p>"We forced him to release his hold with no little difficulty, and +without another word he left us, and rushing off plunged in among +these brakes and brambles, so as to make it impossible for us to +follow him; from this we suppose that madness comes upon him from time +to time, and that some one called Fernando must have done him a +wrong of a grievous nature such as the condition to which it had +brought him seemed to show. All this has been since then confirmed +on those occasions, and they have been many, on which he has crossed +our path, at one time to beg the shepherds to give him some of the +food they carry, at another to take it from them by force; for when +there is a fit of madness upon him, even though the shepherds offer it +freely, he will not accept it but snatches it from them by dint of +blows; but when he is in his senses he begs it for the love of God, +courteously and civilly, and receives it with many thanks and not a +few tears. And to tell you the truth, sirs," continued the goatherd, +"it was yesterday that we resolved, I and four of the lads, two of +them our servants, and the other two friends of mine, to go in +search of him until we find him, and when we do to take him, whether +by force or of his own consent, to the town of Almodovar, which is +eight leagues from this, and there strive to cure him (if indeed his +malady admits of a cure), or learn when he is in his senses who he is, +and if he has relatives to whom we may give notice of his +misfortune. This, sirs, is all I can say in answer to what you have +asked me; and be sure that the owner of the articles you found is he +whom you saw pass by with such nimbleness and so naked."</p> + +<p>For Don Quixote had already described how he had seen the man go +bounding along the mountain side, and he was now filled with amazement +at what he heard from the goatherd, and more eager than ever to +discover who the unhappy madman was; and in his heart he resolved, +as he had done before, to search for him all over the mountain, not +leaving a corner or cave unexamined until he had found him. But chance +arranged matters better than he expected or hoped, for at that very +moment, in a gorge on the mountain that opened where they stood, the +youth he wished to find made his appearance, coming along talking to +himself in a way that would have been unintelligible near at hand, +much more at a distance. His garb was what has been described, save +that as he drew near, Don Quixote perceived that a tattered doublet +which he wore was amber-tanned, from which he concluded that one who +wore such garments could not be of very low rank.</p> + +<p>Approaching them, the youth greeted them in a harsh and hoarse voice +but with great courtesy. Don Quixote returned his salutation with +equal politeness, and dismounting from Rocinante advanced with +well-bred bearing and grace to embrace him, and held him for some time +close in his arms as if he had known him for a long time. The other, +whom we may call the Ragged One of the Sorry Countenance, as Don +Quixote was of the Rueful, after submitting to the embrace pushed +him back a little and, placing his hands on Don Quixote's shoulders, +stood gazing at him as if seeking to see whether he knew him, not less +amazed, perhaps, at the sight of the face, figure, and armour of Don +Quixote than Don Quixote was at the sight of him. To be brief, the +first to speak after embracing was the Ragged One, and he said what +will be told farther on.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c23i"></a><img alt="c23i.jpg (53K)" src="images/c23i.jpg" height="443" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c23i.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> + + +<br> +<br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p7.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p9.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/orig5921-h/p9.htm b/old/orig5921-h/p9.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..23292f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/orig5921-h/p9.htm @@ -0,0 +1,2122 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<title>THE HISTORY OF DON QUIXOTE, By Cervantes, Vol. I., Part 9.</title> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {background:#faebd7; margin:10%; text-align:justify} + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; text-align: center; } + blockquote {font-size: 97%; } + .figleft {float: left;} + .figright {float: right;} + .toc { margin-left: 15%; margin-bottom: 0em;} + CENTER { padding: 10px;} + PRE { font-family: Times; font-size: 97%; margin-left: 15%;} + // --> +</style> + + +</head> +<body> + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p8.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p10.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + + +<center> +<h1>DON QUIXOTE</h1> +<br> +<h2>by Miguel de Cervantes</h2> +<br> +<h3>Translated by John Ormsby</h3> +</center> + +<br><br> + +<center><h3> +Volume I., Part 9. +<br><br> +Chapters 24-27 +</h3></center> + +<br><br> +<center> +<img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/bookcover.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" height="842" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/spine.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center> +<h3>Ebook Editor's Note</h3> +</center> +<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote> +<p>The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part of the original Ormsby +translation—they are taken from the 1880 edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by +Gustave Dore. Clark in his edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' +adopted in this edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." +See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of +both the Jarvis and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project Gutenberg edition +to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the Ormsby translation instead +of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only +by utilizing the "Enlarge" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby +in his Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; others feel +these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's dreams. + + D.W.</p> +</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center> +<img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" height="813" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/p003.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"> +</a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<center><h2>CONTENTS</h2></center> + + +<pre> + +<a href="#ch24">CHAPTER XXIV</a> +IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA + +<a href="#ch25">CHAPTER XXV</a> +WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE +STOUT KNIGHT OF LA MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF +HIS IMITATION OF THE PENANCE OF BELTENEBROS + +<a href="#ch26">CHAPTER XXVI</a> +IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON +QUIXOTE PLAYED THE PART OF A LOVER IN THE SIERRA MORENA + +<a href="#ch27">CHAPTER XXVII</a> +OF HOW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR +SCHEME; TOGETHER WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN +THIS GREAT HISTORY + +</pre> + +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch24"></a>CHAPTER XXIV.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c24a"></a><img alt="c24a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c24a.jpg" height="423" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c24a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The history relates that it was with the greatest attention Don +Quixote listened to the ragged knight of the Sierra, who began by +saying:</p> + +<p>"Of a surety, senor, whoever you are, for I know you not, I thank +you for the proofs of kindness and courtesy you have shown me, and +would I were in a condition to requite with something more than +good-will that which you have displayed towards me in the cordial +reception you have given me; but my fate does not afford me any +other means of returning kindnesses done me save the hearty desire +to repay them."</p> + +<p>"Mine," replied Don Quixote, "is to be of service to you, so much so +that I had resolved not to quit these mountains until I had found you, +and learned of you whether there is any kind of relief to be found for +that sorrow under which from the strangeness of your life you seem +to labour; and to search for you with all possible diligence, if +search had been necessary. And if your misfortune should prove to be +one of those that refuse admission to any sort of consolation, it +was my purpose to join you in lamenting and mourning over it, so far +as I could; for it is still some comfort in misfortune to find one who +can feel for it. And if my good intentions deserve to be +acknowledged with any kind of courtesy, I entreat you, senor, by +that which I perceive you possess in so high a degree, and likewise +conjure you by whatever you love or have loved best in life, to tell +me who you are and the cause that has brought you to live or die in +these solitudes like a brute beast, dwelling among them in a manner so +foreign to your condition as your garb and appearance show. And I +swear," added Don Quixote, "by the order of knighthood which I have +received, and by my vocation of knight-errant, if you gratify me in +this, to serve you with all the zeal my calling demands of me, +either in relieving your misfortune if it admits of relief, or in +joining you in lamenting it as I promised to do."</p> + +<p>The Knight of the Thicket, hearing him of the Rueful Countenance +talk in this strain, did nothing but stare at him, and stare at him +again, and again survey him from head to foot; and when he had +thoroughly examined him, he said to him:</p> + +<p>"If you have anything to give me to eat, for God's sake give it +me, and after I have eaten I will do all you ask in acknowledgment +of the goodwill you have displayed towards me."</p> + +<p>Sancho from his sack, and the goatherd from his pouch, furnished the +Ragged One with the means of appeasing his hunger, and what they +gave him he ate like a half-witted being, so hastily that he took no +time between mouthfuls, gorging rather than swallowing; and while he +ate neither he nor they who observed him uttered a word. As soon as he +had done he made signs to them to follow him, which they did, and he +led them to a green plot which lay a little farther off round the +corner of a rock. On reaching it he stretched himself upon the +grass, and the others did the same, all keeping silence, until the +Ragged One, settling himself in his place, said:</p> + +<p>"If it is your wish, sirs, that I should disclose in a few words the +surpassing extent of my misfortunes, you must promise not to break the +thread of my sad story with any question or other interruption, for +the instant you do so the tale I tell will come to an end."</p> + +<p>These words of the Ragged One reminded Don Quixote of the tale his +squire had told him, when he failed to keep count of the goats that +had crossed the river and the story remained unfinished; but to return +to the Ragged One, he went on to say:</p> + +<p>"I give you this warning because I wish to pass briefly over the +story of my misfortunes, for recalling them to memory only serves to +add fresh ones, and the less you question me the sooner shall I make +an end of the recital, though I shall not omit to relate anything of +importance in order fully to satisfy your curiosity."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote gave the promise for himself and the others, and with +this assurance he began as follows:</p> + +<p>"My name is Cardenio, my birthplace one of the best cities of this +Andalusia, my family noble, my parents rich, my misfortune so great +that my parents must have wept and my family grieved over it without +being able by their wealth to lighten it; for the gifts of fortune can +do little to relieve reverses sent by Heaven. In that same country +there was a heaven in which love had placed all the glory I could +desire; such was the beauty of Luscinda, a damsel as noble and as rich +as I, but of happier fortunes, and of less firmness than was due to so +worthy a passion as mine. This Luscinda I loved, worshipped, and +adored from my earliest and tenderest years, and she loved me in all +the innocence and sincerity of childhood. Our parents were aware of +our feelings, and were not sorry to perceive them, for they saw +clearly that as they ripened they must lead at last to a marriage +between us, a thing that seemed almost prearranged by the equality +of our families and wealth. We grew up, and with our growth grew the +love between us, so that the father of Luscinda felt bound for +propriety's sake to refuse me admission to his house, in this +perhaps imitating the parents of that Thisbe so celebrated by the +poets, and this refusal but added love to love and flame to flame; for +though they enforced silence upon our tongues they could not impose it +upon our pens, which can make known the heart's secrets to a loved one +more freely than tongues; for many a time the presence of the object +of love shakes the firmest will and strikes dumb the boldest tongue. +Ah heavens! how many letters did I write her, and how many dainty +modest replies did I receive! how many ditties and love-songs did I +compose in which my heart declared and made known its feelings, +described its ardent longings, revelled in its recollections and +dallied with its desires! At length growing impatient and feeling my +heart languishing with longing to see her, I resolved to put into +execution and carry out what seemed to me the best mode of winning +my desired and merited reward, to ask her of her father for my +lawful wife, which I did. To this his answer was that he thanked me +for the disposition I showed to do honour to him and to regard +myself as honoured by the bestowal of his treasure; but that as my +father was alive it was his by right to make this demand, for if it +were not in accordance with his full will and pleasure, Luscinda was +not to be taken or given by stealth. I thanked him for his kindness, +reflecting that there was reason in what he said, and that my father +would assent to it as soon as I should tell him, and with that view +I went the very same instant to let him know what my desires were. +When I entered the room where he was I found him with an open letter +in his hand, which, before I could utter a word, he gave me, saying, +'By this letter thou wilt see, Cardenio, the disposition the Duke +Ricardo has to serve thee.' This Duke Ricardo, as you, sirs, +probably know already, is a grandee of Spain who has his seat in the +best part of this Andalusia. I took and read the letter, which was +couched in terms so flattering that even I myself felt it would be +wrong in my father not to comply with the request the duke made in it, +which was that he would send me immediately to him, as he wished me to +become the companion, not servant, of his eldest son, and would take +upon himself the charge of placing me in a position corresponding to +the esteem in which he held me. On reading the letter my voice +failed me, and still more when I heard my father say, 'Two days +hence thou wilt depart, Cardenio, in accordance with the duke's +wish, and give thanks to God who is opening a road to thee by which +thou mayest attain what I know thou dost deserve; and to these words +he added others of fatherly counsel. The time for my departure +arrived; I spoke one night to Luscinda, I told her all that had +occurred, as I did also to her father, entreating him to allow some +delay, and to defer the disposal of her hand until I should see what +the Duke Ricardo sought of me: he gave me the promise, and she +confirmed it with vows and swoonings unnumbered. Finally, I +presented myself to the duke, and was received and treated by him so +kindly that very soon envy began to do its work, the old servants +growing envious of me, and regarding the duke's inclination to show me +favour as an injury to themselves. But the one to whom my arrival gave +the greatest pleasure was the duke's second son, Fernando by name, a +gallant youth, of noble, generous, and amorous disposition, who very +soon made so intimate a friend of me that it was remarked by +everybody; for though the elder was attached to me, and showed me +kindness, he did not carry his affectionate treatment to the same +length as Don Fernando. It so happened, then, that as between +friends no secret remains unshared, and as the favour I enjoyed with +Don Fernando had grown into friendship, he made all his thoughts known +to me, and in particular a love affair which troubled his mind a +little. He was deeply in love with a peasant girl, a vassal of his +father's, the daughter of wealthy parents, and herself so beautiful, +modest, discreet, and virtuous, that no one who knew her was able to +decide in which of these respects she was most highly gifted or most +excelled. The attractions of the fair peasant raised the passion of +Don Fernando to such a point that, in order to gain his object and +overcome her virtuous resolutions, he determined to pledge his word to +her to become her husband, for to attempt it in any other way was to +attempt an impossibility. Bound to him as I was by friendship, I +strove by the best arguments and the most forcible examples I could +think of to restrain and dissuade him from such a course; but +perceiving I produced no effect I resolved to make the Duke Ricardo, +his father, acquainted with the matter; but Don Fernando, being +sharp-witted and shrewd, foresaw and apprehended this, perceiving that +by my duty as a good servant I was bound not to keep concealed a thing +so much opposed to the honour of my lord the duke; and so, to +mislead and deceive me, he told me he could find no better way of +effacing from his mind the beauty that so enslaved him than by +absenting himself for some months, and that he wished the absence to +be effected by our going, both of us, to my father's house under the +pretence, which he would make to the duke, of going to see and buy +some fine horses that there were in my city, which produces the best +in the world. When I heard him say so, even if his resolution had +not been so good a one I should have hailed it as one of the +happiest that could be imagined, prompted by my affection, seeing what +a favourable chance and opportunity it offered me of returning to +see my Luscinda. With this thought and wish I commended his idea and +encouraged his design, advising him to put it into execution as +quickly as possible, as, in truth, absence produced its effect in +spite of the most deeply rooted feelings. But, as afterwards appeared, +when he said this to me he had already enjoyed the peasant girl +under the title of husband, and was waiting for an opportunity of +making it known with safety to himself, being in dread of what his +father the duke would do when he came to know of his folly. It +happened, then, that as with young men love is for the most part +nothing more than appetite, which, as its final object is enjoyment, +comes to an end on obtaining it, and that which seemed to be love +takes to flight, as it cannot pass the limit fixed by nature, which +fixes no limit to true love—what I mean is that after Don Fernando +had enjoyed this peasant girl his passion subsided and his eagerness +cooled, and if at first he feigned a wish to absent himself in order +to cure his love, he was now in reality anxious to go to avoid keeping +his promise.</p> + +<p>"The duke gave him permission, and ordered me to accompany him; we +arrived at my city, and my father gave him the reception due to his +rank; I saw Luscinda without delay, and, though it had not been dead +or deadened, my love gathered fresh life. To my sorrow I told the +story of it to Don Fernando, for I thought that in virtue of the great +friendship he bore me I was bound to conceal nothing from him. I +extolled her beauty, her gaiety, her wit, so warmly, that my praises +excited in him a desire to see a damsel adorned by such attractions. +To my misfortune I yielded to it, showing her to him one night by +the light of a taper at a window where we used to talk to one another. +As she appeared to him in her dressing-gown, she drove all the +beauties he had seen until then out of his recollection; speech failed +him, his head turned, he was spell-bound, and in the end love-smitten, +as you will see in the course of the story of my misfortune; and to +inflame still further his passion, which he hid from me and revealed +to Heaven alone, it so happened that one day he found a note of hers +entreating me to demand her of her father in marriage, so delicate, so +modest, and so tender, that on reading it he told me that in +Luscinda alone were combined all the charms of beauty and +understanding that were distributed among all the other women in the +world. It is true, and I own it now, that though I knew what good +cause Don Fernando had to praise Luscinda, it gave me uneasiness to +hear these praises from his mouth, and I began to fear, and with +reason to feel distrust of him, for there was no moment when he was +not ready to talk of Luscinda, and he would start the subject +himself even though he dragged it in unseasonably, a circumstance that +aroused in me a certain amount of jealousy; not that I feared any +change in the constancy or faith of Luscinda; but still my fate led me +to forebode what she assured me against. Don Fernando contrived always +to read the letters I sent to Luscinda and her answers to me, under +the pretence that he enjoyed the wit and sense of both. It so +happened, then, that Luscinda having begged of me a book of chivalry +to read, one that she was very fond of, Amadis of Gaul-"</p> + +<p>Don Quixote no sooner heard a book of chivalry mentioned, than he +said:</p> + +<p>"Had your worship told me at the beginning of your story that the +Lady Luscinda was fond of books of chivalry, no other laudation +would have been requisite to impress upon me the superiority of her +understanding, for it could not have been of the excellence you +describe had a taste for such delightful reading been wanting; so, +as far as I am concerned, you need waste no more words in describing +her beauty, worth, and intelligence; for, on merely hearing what her +taste was, I declare her to be the most beautiful and the most +intelligent woman in the world; and I wish your worship had, along +with Amadis of Gaul, sent her the worthy Don Rugel of Greece, for I +know the Lady Luscinda would greatly relish Daraida and Garaya, and +the shrewd sayings of the shepherd Darinel, and the admirable verses +of his bucolics, sung and delivered by him with such sprightliness, +wit, and ease; but a time may come when this omission can be remedied, +and to rectify it nothing more is needed than for your worship to be +so good as to come with me to my village, for there I can give you +more than three hundred books which are the delight of my soul and the +entertainment of my life;—though it occurs to me that I have not +got one of them now, thanks to the spite of wicked and envious +enchanters;—but pardon me for having broken the promise we made not +to interrupt your discourse; for when I hear chivalry or +knights-errant mentioned, I can no more help talking about them than +the rays of the sun can help giving heat, or those of the moon +moisture; pardon me, therefore, and proceed, for that is more to the +purpose now."</p> + +<p>While Don Quixote was saying this, Cardenio allowed his head to fall +upon his breast, and seemed plunged in deep thought; and though +twice Don Quixote bade him go on with his story, he neither looked +up nor uttered a word in reply; but after some time he raised his head +and said, "I cannot get rid of the idea, nor will anyone in the +world remove it, or make me think otherwise—and he would be a +blockhead who would hold or believe anything else than that that +arrant knave Master Elisabad made free with Queen Madasima."</p> + +<p>"That is not true, by all that's good," said Don Quixote in high +wrath, turning upon him angrily, as his way was; "and it is a very +great slander, or rather villainy. Queen Madasima was a very +illustrious lady, and it is not to be supposed that so exalted a +princess would have made free with a quack; and whoever maintains +the contrary lies like a great scoundrel, and I will give him to +know it, on foot or on horseback, armed or unarmed, by night or by +day, or as he likes best."</p> + +<p>Cardenio was looking at him steadily, and his mad fit having now +come upon him, he had no disposition to go on with his story, nor +would Don Quixote have listened to it, so much had what he had heard +about Madasima disgusted him. Strange to say, he stood up for her as +if she were in earnest his veritable born lady; to such a pass had his +unholy books brought him. Cardenio, then, being, as I said, now mad, +when he heard himself given the lie, and called a scoundrel and +other insulting names, not relishing the jest, snatched up a stone +that he found near him, and with it delivered such a blow on Don +Quixote's breast that he laid him on his back. Sancho Panza, seeing +his master treated in this fashion, attacked the madman with his +closed fist; but the Ragged One received him in such a way that with a +blow of his fist he stretched him at his feet, and then mounting +upon him crushed his ribs to his own satisfaction; the goatherd, who +came to the rescue, shared the same fate; and having beaten and +pummelled them all he left them and quietly withdrew to his +hiding-place on the mountain. Sancho rose, and with the rage he felt +at finding himself so belaboured without deserving it, ran to take +vengeance on the goatherd, accusing him of not giving them warning +that this man was at times taken with a mad fit, for if they had known +it they would have been on their guard to protect themselves. The +goatherd replied that he had said so, and that if he had not heard +him, that was no fault of his. Sancho retorted, and the goatherd +rejoined, and the altercation ended in their seizing each other by the +beard, and exchanging such fisticuffs that if Don Quixote had not made +peace between them, they would have knocked one another to pieces.</p> + +<p>"Leave me alone, Sir Knight of the Rueful Countenance," said Sancho, +grappling with the goatherd, "for of this fellow, who is a clown +like myself, and no dubbed knight, I can safely take satisfaction +for the affront he has offered me, fighting with him hand to hand like +an honest man."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said Don Quixote, "but I know that he is not to +blame for what has happened."</p> + +<p>With this he pacified them, and again asked the goatherd if it would +be possible to find Cardenio, as he felt the greatest anxiety to +know the end of his story. The goatherd told him, as he had told him +before, that there was no knowing of a certainty where his lair was; +but that if he wandered about much in that neighbourhood he could +not fail to fall in with him either in or out of his senses.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c24e"></a><img alt="c24e.jpg (69K)" src="images/c24e.jpg" height="435" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c24e.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch25"></a>CHAPTER XXV.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE STOUT KNIGHT +OF LA MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF HIS IMITATION OF THE PENANCE +OF BELTENEBROS +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c25a"></a><img alt="c25a.jpg (168K)" src="images/c25a.jpg" height="424" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c25a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Don Quixote took leave of the goatherd, and once more mounting +Rocinante bade Sancho follow him, which he having no ass, did very +discontentedly. They proceeded slowly, making their way into the +most rugged part of the mountain, Sancho all the while dying to have a +talk with his master, and longing for him to begin, so that there +should be no breach of the injunction laid upon him; but unable to +keep silence so long he said to him:</p> + +<p>"Senor Don Quixote, give me your worship's blessing and dismissal, +for I'd like to go home at once to my wife and children with whom I +can at any rate talk and converse as much as I like; for to want me to +go through these solitudes day and night and not speak to you when I +have a mind is burying me alive. If luck would have it that animals +spoke as they did in the days of Guisopete, it would not be so bad, +because I could talk to Rocinante about whatever came into my head, +and so put up with my ill-fortune; but it is a hard case, and not to +be borne with patience, to go seeking adventures all one's life and +get nothing but kicks and blanketings, brickbats and punches, and with +all this to have to sew up one's mouth without daring to say what is +in one's heart, just as if one were dumb."</p> + +<p>"I understand thee, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "thou art dying to +have the interdict I placed upon thy tongue removed; consider it +removed, and say what thou wilt while we are wandering in these +mountains."</p> + +<p>"So be it," said Sancho; "let me speak now, for God knows what +will happen by-and-by; and to take advantage of the permit at once, +I ask, what made your worship stand up so for that Queen Majimasa, +or whatever her name is, or what did it matter whether that abbot +was a friend of hers or not? for if your worship had let that +pass—and you were not a judge in the matter—it is my belief the madman +would have gone on with his story, and the blow of the stone, and +the kicks, and more than half a dozen cuffs would have been escaped."</p> + +<p>"In faith, Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "if thou knewest as I do +what an honourable and illustrious lady Queen Madasima was, I know +thou wouldst say I had great patience that I did not break in pieces +the mouth that uttered such blasphemies, for a very great blasphemy it +is to say or imagine that a queen has made free with a surgeon. The +truth of the story is that that Master Elisabad whom the madman +mentioned was a man of great prudence and sound judgment, and served +as governor and physician to the queen, but to suppose that she was +his mistress is nonsense deserving very severe punishment; and as a +proof that Cardenio did not know what he was saying, remember when +he said it he was out of his wits."</p> + +<p>"That is what I say," said Sancho; "there was no occasion for +minding the words of a madman; for if good luck had not helped your +worship, and he had sent that stone at your head instead of at your +breast, a fine way we should have been in for standing up for my +lady yonder, God confound her! And then, would not Cardenio have +gone free as a madman?"</p> + +<p>"Against men in their senses or against madmen," said Don Quixote, +"every knight-errant is bound to stand up for the honour of women, +whoever they may be, much more for queens of such high degree and +dignity as Queen Madasima, for whom I have a particular regard on +account of her amiable qualities; for, besides being extremely +beautiful, she was very wise, and very patient under her +misfortunes, of which she had many; and the counsel and society of the +Master Elisabad were a great help and support to her in enduring her +afflictions with wisdom and resignation; hence the ignorant and +ill-disposed vulgar took occasion to say and think that she was his +mistress; and they lie, I say it once more, and will lie two hundred +times more, all who think and say so."</p> + +<p>"I neither say nor think so," said Sancho; "let them look to it; +with their bread let them eat it; they have rendered account to God +whether they misbehaved or not; I come from my vineyard, I know +nothing; I am not fond of prying into other men's lives; he who buys +and lies feels it in his purse; moreover, naked was I born, naked I +find myself, I neither lose nor gain; but if they did, what is that to +me? many think there are flitches where there are no hooks; but who +can put gates to the open plain? moreover they said of God-"</p> + +<p>"God bless me," said Don Quixote, "what a set of absurdities thou +art stringing together! What has what we are talking about got to do +with the proverbs thou art threading one after the other? for God's +sake hold thy tongue, Sancho, and henceforward keep to prodding thy +ass and don't meddle in what does not concern thee; and understand +with all thy five senses that everything I have done, am doing, or +shall do, is well founded on reason and in conformity with the rules +of chivalry, for I understand them better than all the world that +profess them."</p> + +<p>"Senor," replied Sancho, "is it a good rule of chivalry that we +should go astray through these mountains without path or road, looking +for a madman who when he is found will perhaps take a fancy to +finish what he began, not his story, but your worship's head and my +ribs, and end by breaking them altogether for us?"</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c25b"></a><img alt="c25b.jpg (330K)" src="images/c25b.jpg" height="817" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c25b.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>"Peace, I say again, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for let me tell +thee it is not so much the desire of finding that madman that leads me +into these regions as that which I have of performing among them an +achievement wherewith I shall win eternal name and fame throughout the +known world; and it shall be such that I shall thereby set the seal on +all that can make a knight-errant perfect and famous."</p> + +<p>"And is it very perilous, this achievement?"</p> + +<p>"No," replied he of the Rueful Countenance; "though it may be in the +dice that we may throw deuce-ace instead of sixes; but all will depend +on thy diligence."</p> + +<p>"On my diligence!" said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"Yes," said Don Quixote, "for if thou dost return soon from the +place where I mean to send thee, my penance will be soon over, and +my glory will soon begin. But as it is not right to keep thee any +longer in suspense, waiting to see what comes of my words, I would +have thee know, Sancho, that the famous Amadis of Gaul was one of +the most perfect knights-errant—I am wrong to say he was one; he +stood alone, the first, the only one, the lord of all that were in the +world in his time. A fig for Don Belianis, and for all who say he +equalled him in any respect, for, my oath upon it, they are +deceiving themselves! I say, too, that when a painter desires to +become famous in his art he endeavours to copy the originals of the +rarest painters that he knows; and the same rule holds good for all +the most important crafts and callings that serve to adorn a state; +thus must he who would be esteemed prudent and patient imitate +Ulysses, in whose person and labours Homer presents to us a lively +picture of prudence and patience; as Virgil, too, shows us in the +person of AEneas the virtue of a pious son and the sagacity of a brave +and skilful captain; not representing or describing them as they were, +but as they ought to be, so as to leave the example of their virtues +to posterity. In the same way Amadis was the polestar, day-star, sun +of valiant and devoted knights, whom all we who fight under the banner +of love and chivalry are bound to imitate. This, then, being so, I +consider, friend Sancho, that the knight-errant who shall imitate +him most closely will come nearest to reaching the perfection of +chivalry. Now one of the instances in which this knight most +conspicuously showed his prudence, worth, valour, endurance, +fortitude, and love, was when he withdrew, rejected by the Lady +Oriana, to do penance upon the Pena Pobre, changing his name into that +of Beltenebros, a name assuredly significant and appropriate to the +life which he had voluntarily adopted. So, as it is easier for me to +imitate him in this than in cleaving giants asunder, cutting off +serpents' heads, slaying dragons, routing armies, destroying fleets, +and breaking enchantments, and as this place is so well suited for a +similar purpose, I must not allow the opportunity to escape which +now so conveniently offers me its forelock."</p> + +<p>"What is it in reality," said Sancho, "that your worship means to do +in such an out-of-the-way place as this?"</p> + +<p>"Have I not told thee," answered Don Quixote, "that I mean to +imitate Amadis here, playing the victim of despair, the madman, the +maniac, so as at the same time to imitate the valiant Don Roland, when +at the fountain he had evidence of the fair Angelica having +disgraced herself with Medoro and through grief thereat went mad, +and plucked up trees, troubled the waters of the clear springs, slew +destroyed flocks, burned down huts, levelled houses, dragged mares +after him, and perpetrated a hundred thousand other outrages worthy of +everlasting renown and record? And though I have no intention of +imitating Roland, or Orlando, or Rotolando (for he went by all these +names), step by step in all the mad things he did, said, and +thought, I will make a rough copy to the best of my power of all +that seems to me most essential; but perhaps I shall content myself +with the simple imitation of Amadis, who without giving way to any +mischievous madness but merely to tears and sorrow, gained as much +fame as the most famous."</p> + +<p>"It seems to me," said Sancho, "that the knights who behaved in this +way had provocation and cause for those follies and penances; but what +cause has your worship for going mad? What lady has rejected you, or +what evidence have you found to prove that the lady Dulcinea del +Toboso has been trifling with Moor or Christian?"</p> + +<p>"There is the point," replied Don Quixote, "and that is the beauty +of this business of mine; no thanks to a knight-errant for going mad +when he has cause; the thing is to turn crazy without any provocation, +and let my lady know, if I do this in the dry, what I would do in +the moist; moreover I have abundant cause in the long separation I +have endured from my lady till death, Dulcinea del Toboso; for as thou +didst hear that shepherd Ambrosio say the other day, in absence all +ills are felt and feared; and so, friend Sancho, waste no time in +advising me against so rare, so happy, and so unheard-of an imitation; +mad I am, and mad I must be until thou returnest with the answer to +a letter that I mean to send by thee to my lady Dulcinea; and if it be +such as my constancy deserves, my insanity and penance will come to an +end; and if it be to the opposite effect, I shall become mad in +earnest, and, being so, I shall suffer no more; thus in whatever way +she may answer I shall escape from the struggle and affliction in +which thou wilt leave me, enjoying in my senses the boon thou +bearest me, or as a madman not feeling the evil thou bringest me. +But tell me, Sancho, hast thou got Mambrino's helmet safe? for I saw +thee take it up from the ground when that ungrateful wretch tried to +break it in pieces but could not, by which the fineness of its +temper may be seen."</p> + +<p>To which Sancho made answer, "By the living God, Sir Knight of the +Rueful Countenance, I cannot endure or bear with patience some of +the things that your worship says; and from them I begin to suspect +that all you tell me about chivalry, and winning kingdoms and empires, +and giving islands, and bestowing other rewards and dignities after +the custom of knights-errant, must be all made up of wind and lies, +and all pigments or figments, or whatever we may call them; for what +would anyone think that heard your worship calling a barber's basin +Mambrino's helmet without ever seeing the mistake all this time, but +that one who says and maintains such things must have his brains +addled? I have the basin in my sack all dinted, and I am taking it +home to have it mended, to trim my beard in it, if, by God's grace, +I am allowed to see my wife and children some day or other."</p> + +<p>"Look here, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "by him thou didst swear by +just now I swear thou hast the most limited understanding that any +squire in the world has or ever had. Is it possible that all this time +thou hast been going about with me thou hast never found out that +all things belonging to knights-errant seem to be illusions and +nonsense and ravings, and to go always by contraries? And not +because it really is so, but because there is always a swarm of +enchanters in attendance upon us that change and alter everything with +us, and turn things as they please, and according as they are disposed +to aid or destroy us; thus what seems to thee a barber's basin seems +to me Mambrino's helmet, and to another it will seem something else; +and rare foresight it was in the sage who is on my side to make what +is really and truly Mambrine's helmet seem a basin to everybody, +for, being held in such estimation as it is, all the world would +pursue me to rob me of it; but when they see it is only a barber's +basin they do not take the trouble to obtain it; as was plainly +shown by him who tried to break it, and left it on the ground +without taking it, for, by my faith, had he known it he would never +have left it behind. Keep it safe, my friend, for just now I have no +need of it; indeed, I shall have to take off all this armour and +remain as naked as I was born, if I have a mind to follow Roland +rather than Amadis in my penance."</p> + +<p>Thus talking they reached the foot of a high mountain which stood +like an isolated peak among the others that surrounded it. Past its +base there flowed a gentle brook, all around it spread a meadow so +green and luxuriant that it was a delight to the eyes to look upon it, +and forest trees in abundance, and shrubs and flowers, added to the +charms of the spot. Upon this place the Knight of the Rueful +Countenance fixed his choice for the performance of his penance, and +as he beheld it exclaimed in a loud voice as though he were out of his +senses:</p> + +<p>"This is the place, oh, ye heavens, that I select and choose for +bewailing the misfortune in which ye yourselves have plunged me: +this is the spot where the overflowings of mine eyes shall swell the +waters of yon little brook, and my deep and endless sighs shall stir +unceasingly the leaves of these mountain trees, in testimony and token +of the pain my persecuted heart is suffering. Oh, ye rural deities, +whoever ye be that haunt this lone spot, give ear to the complaint +of a wretched lover whom long absence and brooding jealousy have +driven to bewail his fate among these wilds and complain of the hard +heart of that fair and ungrateful one, the end and limit of all +human beauty! Oh, ye wood nymphs and dryads, that dwell in the +thickets of the forest, so may the nimble wanton satyrs by whom ye are +vainly wooed never disturb your sweet repose, help me to lament my +hard fate or at least weary not at listening to it! Oh, Dulcinea del +Toboso, day of my night, glory of my pain, guide of my path, star of +my fortune, so may Heaven grant thee in full all thou seekest of it, +bethink thee of the place and condition to which absence from thee has +brought me, and make that return in kindness that is due to my +fidelity! Oh, lonely trees, that from this day forward shall bear me +company in my solitude, give me some sign by the gentle movement of +your boughs that my presence is not distasteful to you! Oh, thou, my +squire, pleasant companion in my prosperous and adverse fortunes, +fix well in thy memory what thou shalt see me do here, so that thou +mayest relate and report it to the sole cause of all," and so saying +he dismounted from Rocinante, and in an instant relieved him of saddle +and bridle, and giving him a slap on the croup, said, "He gives thee +freedom who is bereft of it himself, oh steed as excellent in deed +as thou art unfortunate in thy lot; begone where thou wilt, for thou +bearest written on thy forehead that neither Astolfo's hippogriff, nor +the famed Frontino that cost Bradamante so dear, could equal thee in +speed."</p> + +<p>Seeing this Sancho said, "Good luck to him who has saved us the +trouble of stripping the pack-saddle off Dapple! By my faith he +would not have gone without a slap on the croup and something said +in his praise; though if he were here I would not let anyone strip +him, for there would be no occasion, as he had nothing of the lover or +victim of despair about him, inasmuch as his master, which I was while +it was God's pleasure, was nothing of the sort; and indeed, Sir Knight +of the Rueful Countenance, if my departure and your worship's +madness are to come off in earnest, it will be as well to saddle +Rocinante again in order that he may supply the want of Dapple, +because it will save me time in going and returning: for if I go on +foot I don't know when I shall get there or when I shall get back, +as I am, in truth, a bad walker."</p> + +<p>"I declare, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "it shall be as thou +wilt, for thy plan does not seem to me a bad one, and three days hence +thou wilt depart, for I wish thee to observe in the meantime what I do +and say for her sake, that thou mayest be able to tell it."</p> + +<p>"But what more have I to see besides what I have seen?" said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"Much thou knowest about it!" said Don Quixote. "I have now got to +tear up my garments, to scatter about my armour, knock my head against +these rocks, and more of the same sort of thing, which thou must +witness."</p> + +<p>"For the love of God," said Sancho, "be careful, your worship, how +you give yourself those knocks on the head, for you may come across +such a rock, and in such a way, that the very first may put an end +to the whole contrivance of this penance; and I should think, if +indeed knocks on the head seem necessary to you, and this business +cannot be done without them, you might be content—as the whole +thing is feigned, and counterfeit, and in joke—you might be +content, I say, with giving them to yourself in the water, or +against something soft, like cotton; and leave it all to me; for +I'll tell my lady that your worship knocked your head against a +point of rock harder than a diamond."</p> + +<p>"I thank thee for thy good intentions, friend Sancho," answered +Don Quixote, "but I would have thee know that all these things I am +doing are not in joke, but very much in earnest, for anything else +would be a transgression of the ordinances of chivalry, which forbid +us to tell any lie whatever under the penalties due to apostasy; and +to do one thing instead of another is just the same as lying; so my +knocks on the head must be real, solid, and valid, without anything +sophisticated or fanciful about them, and it will be needful to +leave me some lint to dress my wounds, since fortune has compelled +us to do without the balsam we lost."</p> + +<p>"It was worse losing the ass," replied Sancho, "for with him lint +and all were lost; but I beg of your worship not to remind me again of +that accursed liquor, for my soul, not to say my stomach, turns at +hearing the very name of it; and I beg of you, too, to reckon as +past the three days you allowed me for seeing the mad things you do, +for I take them as seen already and pronounced upon, and I will tell +wonderful stories to my lady; so write the letter and send me off at +once, for I long to return and take your worship out of this purgatory +where I am leaving you."</p> + +<p>"Purgatory dost thou call it, Sancho?" said Don Quixote, "rather +call it hell, or even worse if there be anything worse."</p> + +<p>"For one who is in hell," said Sancho, "nulla est retentio, as I +have heard say."</p> + +<p>"I do not understand what retentio means," said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Retentio," answered Sancho, "means that whoever is in hell never +comes nor can come out of it, which will be the opposite case with +your worship or my legs will be idle, that is if I have spurs to +enliven Rocinante: let me once get to El Toboso and into the +presence of my lady Dulcinea, and I will tell her such things of the +follies and madnesses (for it is all one) that your worship has done +and is still doing, that I will manage to make her softer than a glove +though I find her harder than a cork tree; and with her sweet and +honeyed answer I will come back through the air like a witch, and take +your worship out of this purgatory that seems to be hell but is not, +as there is hope of getting out of it; which, as I have said, those in +hell have not, and I believe your worship will not say anything to the +contrary."</p> + +<p>"That is true," said he of the Rueful Countenance, "but how shall we +manage to write the letter?"</p> + +<p>"And the ass-colt order too," added Sancho.</p> + +<p>"All shall be included," said Don Quixote; "and as there is no +paper, it would be well done to write it on the leaves of trees, as +the ancients did, or on tablets of wax; though that would be as hard +to find just now as paper. But it has just occurred to me how it may +be conveniently and even more than conveniently written, and that is +in the note-book that belonged to Cardenio, and thou wilt take care to +have it copied on paper, in a good hand, at the first village thou +comest to where there is a schoolmaster, or if not, any sacristan will +copy it; but see thou give it not to any notary to copy, for they +write a law hand that Satan could not make out."</p> + +<p>"But what is to be done about the signature?" said Sancho.</p> + +<p>"The letters of Amadis were never signed," said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"That is all very well," said Sancho, "but the order must needs be +signed, and if it is copied they will say the signature is false, +and I shall be left without ass-colts."</p> + +<p>"The order shall go signed in the same book," said Don Quixote, "and +on seeing it my niece will make no difficulty about obeying it; as +to the loveletter thou canst put by way of signature, 'Yours till +death, the Knight of the Rueful Countenance.' And it will be no +great matter if it is in some other person's hand, for as well as I +recollect Dulcinea can neither read nor write, nor in the whole course +of her life has she seen handwriting or letter of mine, for my love +and hers have been always platonic, not going beyond a modest look, +and even that so seldom that I can safely swear I have not seen her +four times in all these twelve years I have been loving her more +than the light of these eyes that the earth will one day devour; and +perhaps even of those four times she has not once perceived that I was +looking at her: such is the retirement and seclusion in which her +father Lorenzo Corchuelo and her mother Aldonza Nogales have brought +her up."</p> + +<p>"So, so!" said Sancho; "Lorenzo Corchuelo's daughter is the lady +Dulcinea del Toboso, otherwise called Aldonza Lorenzo?"</p> + +<p>"She it is," said Don Quixote, "and she it is that is worthy to be +lady of the whole universe."</p> + +<p>"I know her well," said Sancho, "and let me tell you she can fling a +crowbar as well as the lustiest lad in all the town. Giver of all +good! but she is a brave lass, and a right and stout one, and fit to +be helpmate to any knight-errant that is or is to be, who may make her +his lady: the whoreson wench, what sting she has and what a voice! I +can tell you one day she posted herself on the top of the belfry of +the village to call some labourers of theirs that were in a ploughed +field of her father's, and though they were better than half a +league off they heard her as well as if they were at the foot of the +tower; and the best of her is that she is not a bit prudish, for she +has plenty of affability, and jokes with everybody, and has a grin and +a jest for everything. So, Sir Knight of the Rueful Countenance, I say +you not only may and ought to do mad freaks for her sake, but you have +a good right to give way to despair and hang yourself; and no one +who knows of it but will say you did well, though the devil should +take you; and I wish I were on my road already, simply to see her, for +it is many a day since I saw her, and she must be altered by this +time, for going about the fields always, and the sun and the air spoil +women's looks greatly. But I must own the truth to your worship, Senor +Don Quixote; until now I have been under a great mistake, for I +believed truly and honestly that the lady Dulcinea must be some +princess your worship was in love with, or some person great enough to +deserve the rich presents you have sent her, such as the Biscayan +and the galley slaves, and many more no doubt, for your worship must +have won many victories in the time when I was not yet your squire. +But all things considered, what good can it do the lady Aldonza +Lorenzo, I mean the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, to have the vanquished +your worship sends or will send coming to her and going down on +their knees before her? Because may be when they came she'd be +hackling flax or threshing on the threshing floor, and they'd be +ashamed to see her, and she'd laugh, or resent the present."</p> + +<p>"I have before now told thee many times, Sancho," said Don +Quixote, "that thou art a mighty great chatterer, and that with a +blunt wit thou art always striving at sharpness; but to show thee what +a fool thou art and how rational I am, I would have thee listen to a +short story. Thou must know that a certain widow, fair, young, +independent, and rich, and above all free and easy, fell in love +with a sturdy strapping young lay-brother; his superior came to know +of it, and one day said to the worthy widow by way of brotherly +remonstrance, 'I am surprised, senora, and not without good reason, +that a woman of such high standing, so fair, and so rich as you are, +should have fallen in love with such a mean, low, stupid fellow as +So-and-so, when in this house there are so many masters, graduates, +and divinity students from among whom you might choose as if they were +a lot of pears, saying this one I'll take, that I won't take;' but she +replied to him with great sprightliness and candour, 'My dear sir, you +are very much mistaken, and your ideas are very old-fashioned, if +you think that I have made a bad choice in So-and-so, fool as he +seems; because for all I want with him he knows as much and more +philosophy than Aristotle.' In the same way, Sancho, for all I want +with Dulcinea del Toboso she is just as good as the most exalted +princess on earth. It is not to be supposed that all those poets who +sang the praises of ladies under the fancy names they give them, had +any such mistresses. Thinkest thou that the Amarillises, the +Phillises, the Sylvias, the Dianas, the Galateas, the Filidas, and all +the rest of them, that the books, the ballads, the barber's shops, the +theatres are full of, were really and truly ladies of flesh and blood, +and mistresses of those that glorify and have glorified them? +Nothing of the kind; they only invent them for the most part to +furnish a subject for their verses, and that they may pass for lovers, +or for men valiant enough to be so; and so it suffices me to think and +believe that the good Aldonza Lorenzo is fair and virtuous; and as +to her pedigree it is very little matter, for no one will examine into +it for the purpose of conferring any order upon her, and I, for my +part, reckon her the most exalted princess in the world. For thou +shouldst know, Sancho, if thou dost not know, that two things alone +beyond all others are incentives to love, and these are great beauty +and a good name, and these two things are to be found in Dulcinea in +the highest degree, for in beauty no one equals her and in good name +few approach her; and to put the whole thing in a nutshell, I persuade +myself that all I say is as I say, neither more nor less, and I +picture her in my imagination as I would have her to be, as well in +beauty as in condition; Helen approaches her not nor does Lucretia +come up to her, nor any other of the famous women of times past, +Greek, Barbarian, or Latin; and let each say what he will, for if in +this I am taken to task by the ignorant, I shall not be censured by +the critical."</p> + +<p>"I say that your worship is entirely right," said Sancho, "and +that I am an ass. But I know not how the name of ass came into my +mouth, for a rope is not to be mentioned in the house of him who has +been hanged; but now for the letter, and then, God be with you, I am +off."</p> + +<p>Don Quixote took out the note-book, and, retiring to one side, +very deliberately began to write the letter, and when he had +finished it he called to Sancho, saying he wished to read it to him, +so that he might commit it to memory, in case of losing it on the +road; for with evil fortune like his anything might be apprehended. To +which Sancho replied, "Write it two or three times there in the book +and give it to me, and I will carry it very carefully, because to +expect me to keep it in my memory is all nonsense, for I have such a +bad one that I often forget my own name; but for all that repeat it to +me, as I shall like to hear it, for surely it will run as if it was in +print."</p> + +<p>"Listen," said Don Quixote, "this is what it says:</p> + +<pre> +"DON QUIXOTE'S LETTER TO DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO + +"Sovereign and exalted Lady,—The pierced by the point of absence, +the wounded to the heart's core, sends thee, sweetest Dulcinea del +Toboso, the health that he himself enjoys not. If thy beauty +despises me, if thy worth is not for me, if thy scorn is my +affliction, though I be sufficiently long-suffering, hardly shall I +endure this anxiety, which, besides being oppressive, is protracted. +My good squire Sancho will relate to thee in full, fair ingrate, +dear enemy, the condition to which I am reduced on thy account: if +it be thy pleasure to give me relief, I am thine; if not, do as may be +pleasing to thee; for by ending my life I shall satisfy thy cruelty +and my desire. + +"Thine till death, + +"The Knight of the Rueful Countenance." +</pre> + + + +<p>"By the life of my father," said Sancho, when he heard the letter, +"it is the loftiest thing I ever heard. Body of me! how your worship +says everything as you like in it! And how well you fit in 'The Knight +of the Rueful Countenance' into the signature. I declare your worship +is indeed the very devil, and there is nothing you don't know."</p> + +<p>"Everything is needed for the calling I follow," said Don Quixote.</p> + +<p>"Now then," said Sancho, "let your worship put the order for the +three ass-colts on the other side, and sign it very plainly, that they +may recognise it at first sight."</p> + +<p>"With all my heart," said Don Quixote, and as he had written it he +read it to this effect:</p> + +<p>"Mistress Niece,—By this first of ass-colts please pay to Sancho +Panza, my squire, three of the five I left at home in your charge: +said three ass-colts to be paid and delivered for the same number +received here in hand, which upon this and upon his receipt shall be +duly paid. Done in the heart of the Sierra Morena, the +twenty-seventh of August of this present year."</p> + +<p>"That will do," said Sancho; "now let your worship sign it."</p> + +<p>"There is no need to sign it," said Don Quixote, "but merely to +put my flourish, which is the same as a signature, and enough for +three asses, or even three hundred."</p> + +<p>"I can trust your worship," returned Sancho; "let me go and saddle +Rocinante, and be ready to give me your blessing, for I mean to go +at once without seeing the fooleries your worship is going to do; I'll +say I saw you do so many that she will not want any more."</p> + +<p>"At any rate, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "I should like—and there +is reason for it—I should like thee, I say, to see me stripped to the +skin and performing a dozen or two of insanities, which I can get done +in less than half an hour; for having seen them with thine own eyes, +thou canst then safely swear to the rest that thou wouldst add; and +I promise thee thou wilt not tell of as many as I mean to perform."</p> + +<p>"For the love of God, master mine," said Sancho, "let me not see +your worship stripped, for it will sorely grieve me, and I shall not +be able to keep from tears, and my head aches so with all I shed +last night for Dapple, that I am not fit to begin any fresh weeping; +but if it is your worship's pleasure that I should see some +insanities, do them in your clothes, short ones, and such as come +readiest to hand; for I myself want nothing of the sort, and, as I +have said, it will be a saving of time for my return, which will be +with the news your worship desires and deserves. If not, let the +lady Dulcinea look to it; if she does not answer reasonably, I swear +as solemnly as I can that I will fetch a fair answer out of her +stomach with kicks and cuffs; for why should it be borne that a +knight-errant as famous as your worship should go mad without rhyme or +reason for a—? Her ladyship had best not drive me to say it, for by +God I will speak out and let off everything cheap, even if it +doesn't sell: I am pretty good at that! she little knows me; faith, if +she knew me she'd be in awe of me."</p> + +<p>"In faith, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "to all appearance thou art no +sounder in thy wits than I."</p> + +<p>"I am not so mad," answered Sancho, "but I am more peppery; but +apart from all this, what has your worship to eat until I come back? +Will you sally out on the road like Cardenio to force it from the +shepherds?"</p> + +<p>"Let not that anxiety trouble thee," replied Don Quixote, "for +even if I had it I should not eat anything but the herbs and the +fruits which this meadow and these trees may yield me; the beauty of +this business of mine lies in not eating, and in performing other +mortifications."</p> + +<p>"Do you know what I am afraid of?" said Sancho upon this; "that I +shall not be able to find my way back to this spot where I am +leaving you, it is such an out-of-the-way place."</p> + +<p>"Observe the landmarks well," said Don Quixote, "for I will try +not to go far from this neighbourhood, and I will even take care to +mount the highest of these rocks to see if I can discover thee +returning; however, not to miss me and lose thyself, the best plan +will be to cut some branches of the broom that is so abundant about +here, and as thou goest to lay them at intervals until thou hast +come out upon the plain; these will serve thee, after the fashion of +the clue in the labyrinth of Theseus, as marks and signs for finding +me on thy return."</p> + +<p>"So I will," said Sancho Panza, and having cut some, he asked his +master's blessing, and not without many tears on both sides, took +his leave of him, and mounting Rocinante, of whom Don Quixote +charged him earnestly to have as much care as of his own person, he +set out for the plain, strewing at intervals the branches of broom +as his master had recommended him; and so he went his way, though +Don Quixote still entreated him to see him do were it only a couple of +mad acts. He had not gone a hundred paces, however, when he returned +and said:</p> + +<p>"I must say, senor, your worship said quite right, that in order +to be able to swear without a weight on my conscience that I had +seen you do mad things, it would be well for me to see if it were only +one; though in your worship's remaining here I have seen a very +great one."</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c25c"></a><img alt="c25c.jpg (261K)" src="images/c25c.jpg" height="814" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c25c.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + + +<p>"Did I not tell thee so?" said Don Quixote. "Wait, Sancho, and I +will do them in the saying of a credo," and pulling off his breeches +in all haste he stripped himself to his skin and his shirt, and +then, without more ado, he cut a couple of gambados in the air, and +a couple of somersaults, heels over head, making such a display +that, not to see it a second time, Sancho wheeled Rocinante round, and +felt easy, and satisfied in his mind that he could swear he had left +his master mad; and so we will leave him to follow his road until +his return, which was a quick one.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c25e"></a><img alt="c25e.jpg (20K)" src="images/c25e.jpg" height="327" width="411"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch26"></a>CHAPTER XXVI.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON QUIXOTE +PLAYED THE PART OF A LOVER IN THE SIERRA MORENA +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c26a"></a><img alt="c26a.jpg (111K)" src="images/c26a.jpg" height="353" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c26a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>Returning to the proceedings of him of the Rueful Countenance when +he found himself alone, the history says that when Don Quixote had +completed the performance of the somersaults or capers, naked from the +waist down and clothed from the waist up, and saw that Sancho had gone +off without waiting to see any more crazy feats, he climbed up to +the top of a high rock, and there set himself to consider what he +had several times before considered without ever coming to any +conclusion on the point, namely whether it would be better and more to +his purpose to imitate the outrageous madness of Roland, or the +melancholy madness of Amadis; and communing with himself he said:</p> + +<p>"What wonder is it if Roland was so good a knight and so valiant +as everyone says he was, when, after all, he was enchanted, and nobody +could kill him save by thrusting a corking pin into the sole of his +foot, and he always wore shoes with seven iron soles? Though cunning +devices did not avail him against Bernardo del Carpio, who knew all +about them, and strangled him in his arms at Roncesvalles. But putting +the question of his valour aside, let us come to his losing his +wits, for certain it is that he did lose them in consequence of the +proofs he discovered at the fountain, and the intelligence the +shepherd gave him of Angelica having slept more than two siestas +with Medoro, a little curly-headed Moor, and page to Agramante. If +he was persuaded that this was true, and that his lady had wronged +him, it is no wonder that he should have gone mad; but I, how am I +to imitate him in his madness, unless I can imitate him in the cause +of it? For my Dulcinea, I will venture to swear, never saw a Moor in +her life, as he is, in his proper costume, and she is this day as +the mother that bore her, and I should plainly be doing her a wrong +if, fancying anything else, I were to go mad with the same kind of +madness as Roland the Furious. On the other hand, I see that Amadis of +Gaul, without losing his senses and without doing anything mad, +acquired as a lover as much fame as the most famous; for, according to +his history, on finding himself rejected by his lady Oriana, who had +ordered him not to appear in her presence until it should be her +pleasure, all he did was to retire to the Pena Pobre in company with a +hermit, and there he took his fill of weeping until Heaven sent him +relief in the midst of his great grief and need. And if this be +true, as it is, why should I now take the trouble to strip stark +naked, or do mischief to these trees which have done me no harm, or +why am I to disturb the clear waters of these brooks which will give +me to drink whenever I have a mind? Long live the memory of Amadis and +let him be imitated so far as is possible by Don Quixote of La Mancha, +of whom it will be said, as was said of the other, that if he did +not achieve great things, he died in attempting them; and if I am +not repulsed or rejected by my Dulcinea, it is enough for me, as I +have said, to be absent from her. And so, now to business; come to +my memory ye deeds of Amadis, and show me how I am to begin to imitate +you. I know already that what he chiefly did was to pray and commend +himself to God; but what am I to do for a rosary, for I have not got +one?"</p> + +<p>And then it occurred to him how he might make one, and that was by +tearing a great strip off the tail of his shirt which hung down, and +making eleven knots on it, one bigger than the rest, and this served +him for a rosary all the time he was there, during which he repeated +countless ave-marias. But what distressed him greatly was not having +another hermit there to confess him and receive consolation from; +and so he solaced himself with pacing up and down the little meadow, +and writing and carving on the bark of the trees and on the fine +sand a multitude of verses all in harmony with his sadness, and some +in praise of Dulcinea; but, when he was found there afterwards, the +only ones completely legible that could be discovered were those +that follow here:</p> + +<blockquote><blockquote> +<pre>Ye on the mountain side that grow, + Ye green things all, trees, shrubs, and bushes, +Are ye aweary of the woe + That this poor aching bosom crushes? +If it disturb you, and I owe + Some reparation, it may be a +Defence for me to let you know +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. + +The lealest lover time can show, + Doomed for a lady-love to languish, +Among these solitudes doth go, + A prey to every kind of anguish. +Why Love should like a spiteful foe + Thus use him, he hath no idea, +But hogsheads full—this doth he know— +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. + +Adventure-seeking doth he go + Up rugged heights, down rocky valleys, +But hill or dale, or high or low, + Mishap attendeth all his sallies: +Love still pursues him to and fro, + And plies his cruel scourge—ah me! a +Relentless fate, an endless woe; +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. +</pre> +</blockquote></blockquote> + +<p> +The addition of "Del Toboso" to Dulcinea's name gave rise to no +little laughter among those who found the above lines, for they +suspected Don Quixote must have fancied that unless he added "del +Toboso" when he introduced the name of Dulcinea the verse would be +unintelligible; which was indeed the fact, as he himself afterwards +admitted. He wrote many more, but, as has been said, these three +verses were all that could be plainly and perfectly deciphered. In +this way, and in sighing and calling on the fauns and satyrs of the +woods and the nymphs of the streams, and Echo, moist and mournful, +to answer, console, and hear him, as well as in looking for herbs to +sustain him, he passed his time until Sancho's return; and had that +been delayed three weeks, as it was three days, the Knight of the +Rueful Countenance would have worn such an altered countenance that +the mother that bore him would not have known him: and here it will be +well to leave him, wrapped up in sighs and verses, to relate how +Sancho Panza fared on his mission.</p> + +<p>As for him, coming out upon the high road, he made for El Toboso, +and the next day reached the inn where the mishap of the blanket had +befallen him. As soon as he recognised it he felt as if he were once +more living through the air, and he could not bring himself to enter +it though it was an hour when he might well have done so, for it was +dinner-time, and he longed to taste something hot as it had been all +cold fare with him for many days past. This craving drove him to +draw near to the inn, still undecided whether to go in or not, and +as he was hesitating there came out two persons who at once recognised +him, and said one to the other:</p> + +<p>"Senor licentiate, is not he on the horse there Sancho Panza who, +our adventurer's housekeeper told us, went off with her master as +esquire?"</p> + +<p>"So it is," said the licentiate, "and that is our friend Don +Quixote's horse;" and if they knew him so well it was because they +were the curate and the barber of his own village, the same who had +carried out the scrutiny and sentence upon the books; and as soon as +they recognised Sancho Panza and Rocinante, being anxious to hear of +Don Quixote, they approached, and calling him by his name the curate +said, "Friend Sancho Panza, where is your master?"</p> + +<p>Sancho recognised them at once, and determined to keep secret the +place and circumstances where and under which he had left his +master, so he replied that his master was engaged in a certain quarter +on a certain matter of great importance to him which he could not +disclose for the eyes in his head.</p> + +<p>"Nay, nay," said the barber, "if you don't tell us where he is, +Sancho Panza, we will suspect as we suspect already, that you have +murdered and robbed him, for here you are mounted on his horse; in +fact, you must produce the master of the hack, or else take the +consequences."</p> + +<p>"There is no need of threats with me," said Sancho, "for I am not +a man to rob or murder anybody; let his own fate, or God who made him, +kill each one; my master is engaged very much to his taste doing +penance in the midst of these mountains;" and then, offhand and without +stopping, he told them how he had left him, what adventures had +befallen him, and how he was carrying a letter to the lady Dulcinea +del Toboso, the daughter of Lorenzo Corchuelo, with whom he was over +head and ears in love. They were both amazed at what Sancho Panza told +them; for though they were aware of Don Quixote's madness and the +nature of it, each time they heard of it they were filled with fresh +wonder. They then asked Sancho Panza to show them the letter he was +carrying to the lady Dulcinea del Toboso. He said it was written in +a note-book, and that his master's directions were that he should have +it copied on paper at the first village he came to. On this the curate +said if he showed it to him, he himself would make a fair copy of +it. Sancho put his hand into his bosom in search of the note-book +but could not find it, nor, if he had been searching until now, +could he have found it, for Don Quixote had kept it, and had never +given it to him, nor had he himself thought of asking for it. When +Sancho discovered he could not find the book his face grew deadly +pale, and in great haste he again felt his body all over, and seeing +plainly it was not to be found, without more ado he seized his beard +with both hands and plucked away half of it, and then, as quick as +he could and without stopping, gave himself half a dozen cuffs on +the face and nose till they were bathed in blood.</p> + +<p>Seeing this, the curate and the barber asked him what had happened +him that he gave himself such rough treatment.</p> + +<p>"What should happen me?" replied Sancho, "but to have lost from +one hand to the other, in a moment, three ass-colts, each of them like +a castle?"</p> + +<p>"How is that?" said the barber.</p> + +<p>"I have lost the note-book," said Sancho, "that contained the letter +to Dulcinea, and an order signed by my master in which he directed his +niece to give me three ass-colts out of four or five he had at +home;" and he then told them about the loss of Dapple.</p> + +<p>The curate consoled him, telling him that when his master was +found he would get him to renew the order, and make a fresh draft on +paper, as was usual and customary; for those made in notebooks were +never accepted or honoured.</p> + +<p>Sancho comforted himself with this, and said if that were so the +loss of Dulcinea's letter did not trouble him much, for he had it +almost by heart, and it could be taken down from him wherever and +whenever they liked.</p> + +<p>"Repeat it then, Sancho," said the barber, "and we will write it +down afterwards."</p> + +<p>Sancho Panza stopped to scratch his head to bring back the letter to +his memory, and balanced himself now on one foot, now the other, one +moment staring at the ground, the next at the sky, and after having +half gnawed off the end of a finger and kept them in suspense +waiting for him to begin, he said, after a long pause, "By God, +senor licentiate, devil a thing can I recollect of the letter; but +it said at the beginning, 'Exalted and scrubbing Lady.'"</p> + +<p>"It cannot have said 'scrubbing,'" said the barber, "but +'superhuman' or 'sovereign.'"</p> + +<p>"That is it," said Sancho; "then, as well as I remember, it went on, +'The wounded, and wanting of sleep, and the pierced, kisses your +worship's hands, ungrateful and very unrecognised fair one; and it +said something or other about health and sickness that he was +sending her; and from that it went tailing off until it ended with +'Yours till death, the Knight of the Rueful Countenance."</p> + +<p>It gave them no little amusement, both of them, to see what a good +memory Sancho had, and they complimented him greatly upon it, and +begged him to repeat the letter a couple of times more, so that they +too might get it by heart to write it out by-and-by. Sancho repeated +it three times, and as he did, uttered three thousand more +absurdities; then he told them more about his master but he never said +a word about the blanketing that had befallen himself in that inn, +into which he refused to enter. He told them, moreover, how his +lord, if he brought him a favourable answer from the lady Dulcinea del +Toboso, was to put himself in the way of endeavouring to become an +emperor, or at least a monarch; for it had been so settled between +them, and with his personal worth and the might of his arm it was an +easy matter to come to be one: and how on becoming one his lord was to +make a marriage for him (for he would be a widower by that time, as +a matter of course) and was to give him as a wife one of the damsels +of the empress, the heiress of some rich and grand state on the +mainland, having nothing to do with islands of any sort, for he did +not care for them now. All this Sancho delivered with so much +composure—wiping his nose from time to time—and with so little +common-sense that his two hearers were again filled with wonder at the +force of Don Quixote's madness that could run away with this poor +man's reason. They did not care to take the trouble of disabusing +him of his error, as they considered that since it did not in any +way hurt his conscience it would be better to leave him in it, and +they would have all the more amusement in listening to his +simplicities; and so they bade him pray to God for his lord's +health, as it was a very likely and a very feasible thing for him in +course of time to come to be an emperor, as he said, or at least an +archbishop or some other dignitary of equal rank.</p> + +<p>To which Sancho made answer, "If fortune, sirs, should bring +things about in such a way that my master should have a mind, +instead of being an emperor, to be an archbishop, I should like to +know what archbishops-errant commonly give their squires?"</p> + +<p>"They commonly give them," said the curate, some simple benefice +or cure, or some place as sacristan which brings them a good fixed +income, not counting the altar fees, which may be reckoned at as +much more."</p> + +<p>"But for that," said Sancho, "the squire must be unmarried, and must +know, at any rate, how to help at mass, and if that be so, woe is +me, for I am married already and I don't know the first letter of +the A B C. What will become of me if my master takes a fancy to be +an archbishop and not an emperor, as is usual and customary with +knights-errant?"</p> + +<p>"Be not uneasy, friend Sancho," said the barber, "for we will +entreat your master, and advise him, even urging it upon him as a case +of conscience, to become an emperor and not an archbishop, because +it will be easier for him as he is more valiant than lettered."</p> + +<p>"So I have thought," said Sancho; "though I can tell you he is fit +for anything: what I mean to do for my part is to pray to our Lord +to place him where it may be best for him, and where he may be able to +bestow most favours upon me."</p> + +<p>"You speak like a man of sense," said the curate, "and you will be +acting like a good Christian; but what must now be done is to take +steps to coax your master out of that useless penance you say he is +performing; and we had best turn into this inn to consider what plan +to adopt, and also to dine, for it is now time."</p> + +<p>Sancho said they might go in, but that he would wait there +outside, and that he would tell them afterwards the reason why he +was unwilling, and why it did not suit him to enter it; but he +begged them to bring him out something to eat, and to let it be hot, +and also to bring barley for Rocinante. They left him and went in, and +presently the barber brought him out something to eat. By-and-by, +after they had between them carefully thought over what they should do +to carry out their object, the curate hit upon an idea very well +adapted to humour Don Quixote, and effect their purpose; and his +notion, which he explained to the barber, was that he himself should +assume the disguise of a wandering damsel, while the other should +try as best he could to pass for a squire, and that they should thus +proceed to where Don Quixote was, and he, pretending to be an +aggrieved and distressed damsel, should ask a favour of him, which +as a valiant knight-errant he could not refuse to grant; and the +favour he meant to ask him was that he should accompany her whither +she would conduct him, in order to redress a wrong which a wicked +knight had done her, while at the same time she should entreat him not +to require her to remove her mask, nor ask her any question touching +her circumstances until he had righted her with the wicked knight. And +he had no doubt that Don Quixote would comply with any request made in +these terms, and that in this way they might remove him and take him +to his own village, where they would endeavour to find out if his +extraordinary madness admitted of any kind of remedy.</p> + + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c26e"></a><img alt="c26e.jpg (48K)" src="images/c26e.jpg" height="501" width="631"> +</center> +<br><br><br><br> + + + +<br><br> +<center><h2><a name="ch27"></a>CHAPTER XXVII.</h2></center> +<br> +<center><h3>OF HOW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR SCHEME; +TOGETHER WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN THIS GREAT HISTORY +</h3></center> +<br> +<br> + +<center><a name="c27a"></a><img alt="c27a.jpg (169K)" src="images/c27a.jpg" height="437" width="650"> +</center> +<a href="images/c27a.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg"></a> +<br><br><br><br> + +<p>The curate's plan did not seem a bad one to the barber, but on the +contrary so good that they immediately set about putting it in +execution. They begged a petticoat and hood of the landlady, leaving +her in pledge a new cassock of the curate's; and the barber made a +beard out of a grey-brown or red ox-tail in which the landlord used to +stick his comb. The landlady asked them what they wanted these +things for, and the curate told her in a few words about the madness +of Don Quixote, and how this disguise was intended to get him away +from the mountain where he then was. The landlord and landlady +immediately came to the conclusion that the madman was their guest, +the balsam man and master of the blanketed squire, and they told the +curate all that had passed between him and them, not omitting what +Sancho had been so silent about. Finally the landlady dressed up the +curate in a style that left nothing to be desired; she put on him a +cloth petticoat with black velvet stripes a palm broad, all slashed, +and a bodice of green velvet set off by a binding of white satin, +which as well as the petticoat must have been made in the time of king +Wamba. The curate would not let them hood him, but put on his head a +little quilted linen cap which he used for a night-cap, and bound +his forehead with a strip of black silk, while with another he made +a mask with which he concealed his beard and face very well. He then +put on his hat, which was broad enough to serve him for an umbrella, +and enveloping himself in his cloak seated himself woman-fashion on +his mule, while the barber mounted his with a beard down to the +waist of mingled red and white, for it was, as has been said, the tail +of a clay-red ox.</p> + +<p>They took leave of all, and of the good Maritornes, who, sinner as +she was, promised to pray a rosary of prayers that God might grant +them success in such an arduous and Christian undertaking as that they +had in hand. But hardly had he sallied forth from the inn when it +struck the curate that he was doing wrong in rigging himself out in +that fashion, as it was an indecorous thing for a priest to dress +himself that way even though much might depend upon it; and saying +so to the barber he begged him to change dresses, as it was fitter +he should be the distressed damsel, while he himself would play the +squire's part, which would be less derogatory to his dignity; +otherwise he was resolved to have nothing more to do with the +matter, and let the devil take Don Quixote. Just at this moment Sancho +came up, and on seeing the pair in such a costume he was unable to +restrain his laughter; the barber, however, agreed to do as the curate +wished, and, altering their plan, the curate went on to instruct him +how to play his part and what to say to Don Quixote to induce and +compel him to come with them and give up his fancy for the place he +had chosen for his idle penance. The barber told him he could manage +it properly without any instruction, and as he did not care to dress +himself up until they were near where Don Quixote was, he folded up +the garments, and the curate adjusted his beard, and they set out +under the guidance of Sancho Panza, who went along telling them of the +encounter with the madman they met in the Sierra, saying nothing, +however, about the finding of the valise and its contents; for with +all his simplicity the lad was a trifle covetous.</p> + +<p>The next day they reached the place where Sancho had laid the +broom-branches as marks to direct him to where he had left his master, +and recognising it he told them that here was the entrance, and that +they would do well to dress themselves, if that was required to +deliver his master; for they had already told him that going in this +guise and dressing in this way were of the highest importance in order +to rescue his master from the pernicious life he had adopted; and they +charged him strictly not to tell his master who they were, or that +he knew them, and should he ask, as ask he would, if he had given +the letter to Dulcinea, to say that he had, and that, as she did not +know how to read, she had given an answer by word of mouth, saying +that she commanded him, on pain of her displeasure, to come and see +her at once; and it was a very important matter for himself, because +in this way and with what they meant to say to him they felt sure of +bringing him back to a better mode of life and inducing him to take +immediate steps to become an emperor or monarch, for there was no fear +of his becoming an archbishop. All this Sancho listened to and fixed +it well in his memory, and thanked them heartily for intending to +recommend his master to be an emperor instead of an archbishop, for he +felt sure that in the way of bestowing rewards on their squires +emperors could do more than archbishops-errant. He said, too, that +it would be as well for him to go on before them to find him, and give +him his lady's answer; for that perhaps might be enough to bring him +away from the place without putting them to all this trouble. They +approved of what Sancho proposed, and resolved to wait for him until +he brought back word of having found his master.</p> + +<p>Sancho pushed on into the glens of the Sierra, leaving them in one +through which there flowed a little gentle rivulet, and where the +rocks and trees afforded a cool and grateful shade. It was an August +day with all the heat of one, and the heat in those parts is +intense, and the hour was three in the afternoon, all which made the +spot the more inviting and tempted them to wait there for Sancho's +return, which they did. They were reposing, then, in the shade, when a +voice unaccompanied by the notes of any instrument, but sweet and +pleasing in its tone, reached their ears, at which they were not a +little astonished, as the place did not seem to them likely quarters +for one who sang so well; for though it is often said that shepherds +of rare voice are to be found in the woods and fields, this is +rather a flight of the poet's fancy than the truth. And still more +surprised were they when they perceived that what they heard sung were +the verses not of rustic shepherds, but of the polished wits of the +city; and so it proved, for the verses they heard were these:</p> + + +<blockquote><blockquote> +<pre>What makes my quest of happiness seem vain? + Disdain. +What bids me to abandon hope of ease? + Jealousies. +What holds my heart in anguish of suspense? + Absence. + If that be so, then for my grief + Where shall I turn to seek relief, + When hope on every side lies slain + By Absence, Jealousies, Disdain? + +What the prime cause of all my woe doth prove? + Love. +What at my glory ever looks askance? + Chance. +Whence is permission to afflict me given? + Heaven. + If that be so, I but await + The stroke of a resistless fate, + Since, working for my woe, these three, + Love, Chance and Heaven, in league I see. + +What must I do to find a remedy? + Die. +What is the lure for love when coy and strange? + Change. +What, if all fail, will cure the heart of sadness? + Madness. + If that be so, it is but folly + To seek a cure for melancholy: + Ask where it lies; the answer saith + In Change, in Madness, or in Death. +</pre> +</blockquote></blockquote> + +<p> +The hour, the summer season, the solitary place, the voice and skill +of the singer, all contributed to the wonder and delight of the two +listeners, who remained still waiting to hear something more; finding, +however, that the silence continued some little time, they resolved to +go in search of the musician who sang with so fine a voice; but just +as they were about to do so they were checked by the same voice, which +once more fell upon their ears, singing this</p> + +<blockquote><blockquote> +<pre> +SONNET + +When heavenward, holy Friendship, thou didst go + Soaring to seek thy home beyond the sky, + And take thy seat among the saints on high, +It was thy will to leave on earth below +Thy semblance, and upon it to bestow + Thy veil, wherewith at times hypocrisy, + Parading in thy shape, deceives the eye, +And makes its vileness bright as virtue show. +Friendship, return to us, or force the cheat + That wears it now, thy livery to restore, + By aid whereof sincerity is slain. +If thou wilt not unmask thy counterfeit, + This earth will be the prey of strife once more, + As when primaeval discord held its reign. + </pre> +</blockquote></blockquote> +<p> +The song ended with a deep sigh, and again the listeners remained +waiting attentively for the singer to resume; but perceiving that +the music had now turned to sobs and heart-rending moans they +determined to find out who the unhappy being could be whose voice +was as rare as his sighs were piteous, and they had not proceeded +far when on turning the corner of a rock they discovered a man of +the same aspect and appearance as Sancho had described to them when he +told them the story of Cardenio. He, showing no astonishment when he +saw them, stood still with his head bent down upon his breast like one +in deep thought, without raising his eyes to look at them after the +first glance when they suddenly came upon him. The curate, who was +aware of his misfortune and recognised him by the description, being a +man of good address, approached him and in a few sensible words +entreated and urged him to quit a life of such misery, lest he +should end it there, which would be the greatest of all misfortunes. +Cardenio was then in his right mind, free from any attack of that +madness which so frequently carried him away, and seeing them +dressed in a fashion so unusual among the frequenters of those +wilds, could not help showing some surprise, especially when he +heard them speak of his case as if it were a well-known matter (for +the curate's words gave him to understand as much) so he replied to +them thus:</p> + +<p>"I see plainly, sirs, whoever you may be, that Heaven, whose care it +is to succour the good, and even the wicked very often, here, in +this remote spot, cut off from human intercourse, sends me, though I +deserve it not, those who seek to draw me away from this to some +better retreat, showing me by many and forcible arguments how +unreasonably I act in leading the life I do; but as they know, that if +I escape from this evil I shall fall into another still greater, +perhaps they will set me down as a weak-minded man, or, what is worse, +one devoid of reason; nor would it be any wonder, for I myself can +perceive that the effect of the recollection of my misfortunes is so +great and works so powerfully to my ruin, that in spite of myself I +become at times like a stone, without feeling or consciousness; and +I come to feel the truth of it when they tell me and show me proofs of +the things I have done when the terrible fit overmasters me; and all I +can do is bewail my lot in vain, and idly curse my destiny, and +plead for my madness by telling how it was caused, to any that care to +hear it; for no reasonable beings on learning the cause will wonder at +the effects; and if they cannot help me at least they will not blame +me, and the repugnance they feel at my wild ways will turn into pity +for my woes. If it be, sirs, that you are here with the same design as +others have come wah, before you proceed with your wise arguments, I +entreat you to hear the story of my countless misfortunes, for perhaps +when you have heard it you will spare yourselves the trouble you would +take in offering consolation to grief that is beyond the reach of it."</p> + +<p>As they, both of them, desired nothing more than to hear from his +own lips the cause of his suffering, they entreated him to tell it, +promising not to do anything for his relief or comfort that he did not +wish; and thereupon the unhappy gentleman began his sad story in +nearly the same words and manner in which he had related it to Don +Quixote and the goatherd a few days before, when, through Master +Elisabad, and Don Quixote's scrupulous observance of what was due to +chivalry, the tale was left unfinished, as this history has already +recorded; but now fortunately the mad fit kept off, allowed him to +tell it to the end; and so, coming to the incident of the note which +Don Fernando had found in the volume of "Amadis of Gaul," Cardenio +said that he remembered it perfectly and that it was in these words:</p> + +<blockquote><blockquote> +<p> +"Luscinda to Cardenio.</p> + +<p> +"Every day I discover merits in you that oblige and compel me to +hold you in higher estimation; so if you desire to relieve me of +this obligation without cost to my honour, you may easily do so. I +have a father who knows you and loves me dearly, who without putting +any constraint on my inclination will grant what will be reasonable +for you to have, if it be that you value me as you say and as I +believe you do."</p> +</blockquote></blockquote> + +<p> +"By this letter I was induced, as I told you, to demand Luscinda for +my wife, and it was through it that Luscinda came to be regarded by +Don Fernando as one of the most discreet and prudent women of the day, +and this letter it was that suggested his design of ruining me +before mine could be carried into effect. I told Don Fernando that all +Luscinda's father was waiting for was that mine should ask her of him, +which I did not dare to suggest to him, fearing that he would not +consent to do so; not because he did not know perfectly well the rank, +goodness, virtue, and beauty of Luscinda, and that she had qualities +that would do honour to any family in Spain, but because I was aware +that he did not wish me to marry so soon, before seeing what the +Duke Ricardo would do for me. In short, I told him I did not venture +to mention it to my father, as well on account of that difficulty, +as of many others that discouraged me though I knew not well what they +were, only that it seemed to me that what I desired was never to +come to pass. To all this Don Fernando answered that he would take +it upon himself to speak to my father, and persuade him to speak to +Luscinda's father. O, ambitious Marius! O, cruel Catiline! O, wicked +Sylla! O, perfidious Ganelon! O, treacherous Vellido! O, vindictive +Julian! O, covetous Judas! Traitor, cruel, vindictive, and perfidious, +wherein had this poor wretch failed in his fidelity, who with such +frankness showed thee the secrets and the joys of his heart? What +offence did I commit? What words did I utter, or what counsels did I +give that had not the furtherance of thy honour and welfare for +their aim? But, woe is me, wherefore do I complain? for sure it is +that when misfortunes spring from the stars, descending from on high +they fall upon us with such fury and violence that no power on earth +can check their course nor human device stay their coming. Who could +have thought that Don Fernando, a highborn gentleman, intelligent, +bound to me by gratitude for my services, one that could win the +object of his love wherever he might set his affections, could have +become so obdurate, as they say, as to rob me of my one ewe lamb +that was not even yet in my possession? But laying aside these useless +and unavailing reflections, let us take up the broken thread of my +unhappy story.</p> + +<p>"To proceed, then: Don Fernando finding my presence an obstacle to +the execution of his treacherous and wicked design, resolved to send +me to his elder brother under the pretext of asking money from him +to pay for six horses which, purposely, and with the sole object of +sending me away that he might the better carry out his infernal +scheme, he had purchased the very day he offered to speak to my +father, and the price of which he now desired me to fetch. Could I +have anticipated this treachery? Could I by any chance have +suspected it? Nay; so far from that, I offered with the greatest +pleasure to go at once, in my satisfaction at the good bargain that +had been made. That night I spoke with Luscinda, and told her what had +been agreed upon with Don Fernando, and how I had strong hopes of +our fair and reasonable wishes being realised. She, as unsuspicious as +I was of the treachery of Don Fernando, bade me try to return +speedily, as she believed the fulfilment of our desires would be +delayed only so long as my father put off speaking to hers. I know not +why it was that on saying this to me her eyes filled with tears, and +there came a lump in her throat that prevented her from uttering a +word of many more that it seemed to me she was striving to say to +me. I was astonished at this unusual turn, which I never before +observed in her. for we always conversed, whenever good fortune and my +ingenuity gave us the chance, with the greatest gaiety and +cheerfulness, mingling tears, sighs, jealousies, doubts, or fears with +our words; it was all on my part a eulogy of my good fortune that +Heaven should have given her to me for my mistress; I glorified her +beauty, I extolled her worth and her understanding; and she paid me +back by praising in me what in her love for me she thought worthy of +praise; and besides we had a hundred thousand trifles and doings of +our neighbours and acquaintances to talk about, and the utmost +extent of my boldness was to take, almost by force, one of her fair +white hands and carry it to my lips, as well as the closeness of the +low grating that separated us allowed me. But the night before the +unhappy day of my departure she wept, she moaned, she sighed, and +she withdrew leaving me filled with perplexity and amazement, +overwhelmed at the sight of such strange and affecting signs of +grief and sorrow in Luscinda; but not to dash my hopes I ascribed it +all to the depth of her love for me and the pain that separation gives +those who love tenderly. At last I took my departure, sad and +dejected, my heart filled with fancies and suspicions, but not knowing +well what it was I suspected or fancied; plain omens pointing to the +sad event and misfortune that was awaiting me.</p> + +<p>"I reached the place whither I had been sent, gave the letter to Don +Fernando's brother, and was kindly received but not promptly +dismissed, for he desired me to wait, very much against my will, eight +days in some place where the duke his father was not likely to see me, +as his brother wrote that the money was to be sent without his +knowledge; all of which was a scheme of the treacherous Don +Fernando, for his brother had no want of money to enable him to +despatch me at once.</p> + +<p>"The command was one that exposed me to the temptation of disobeying +it, as it seemed to me impossible to endure life for so many days +separated from Luscinda, especially after leaving her in the sorrowful +mood I have described to you; nevertheless as a dutiful servant I +obeyed, though I felt it would be at the cost of my well-being. But +four days later there came a man in quest of me with a letter which he +gave me, and which by the address I perceived to be from Luscinda, +as the writing was hers. I opened it with fear and trepidation, +persuaded that it must be something serious that had impelled her to +write to me when at a distance, as she seldom did so when I was +near. Before reading it I asked the man who it was that had given it +to him, and how long he had been upon the road; he told me that as +he happened to be passing through one of the streets of the city at +the hour of noon, a very beautiful lady called to him from a window, +and with tears in her eyes said to him hurriedly, 'Brother, if you +are, as you seem to be, a Christian, for the love of God I entreat you +to have this letter despatched without a moment's delay to the place +and person named in the address, all which is well known, and by +this you will render a great service to our Lord; and that you may +be at no inconvenience in doing so take what is in this handkerchief;' +and said he, 'with this she threw me a handkerchief out of the +window in which were tied up a hundred reals and this gold ring +which I bring here together with the letter I have given you. And then +without waiting for any answer she left the window, though not +before she saw me take the letter and the handkerchief, and I had by +signs let her know that I would do as she bade me; and so, seeing +myself so well paid for the trouble I would have in bringing it to +you, and knowing by the address that it was to you it was sent (for, +senor, I know you very well), and also unable to resist that beautiful +lady's tears, I resolved to trust no one else, but to come myself +and give it to you, and in sixteen hours from the time when it was +given me I have made the journey, which, as you know, is eighteen +leagues.'</p> + +<p>"All the while the good-natured improvised courier was telling me +this, I hung upon his words, my legs trembling under me so that I +could scarcely stand. However, I opened the letter and read these +words:</p> + +<p> +"'The promise Don Fernando gave you to urge your father to speak +to mine, he has fulfilled much more to his own satisfaction than to +your advantage. I have to tell you, senor, that he has demanded me for +a wife, and my father, led away by what he considers Don Fernando's +superiority over you, has favoured his suit so cordially, that in +two days hence the betrothal is to take place with such secrecy and so +privately that the only witnesses are to be the Heavens above and a +few of the household. Picture to yourself the state I am in; judge +if it be urgent for you to come; the issue of the affair will show you +whether I love you or not. God grant this may come to your hand before +mine shall be forced to link itself with his who keeps so ill the +faith that he has pledged.'</p> + +<p> +"Such, in brief, were the words of the letter, words that made me +set out at once without waiting any longer for reply or money; for I +now saw clearly that it was not the purchase of horses but of his +own pleasure that had made Don Fernando send me to his brother. The +exasperation I felt against Don Fernando, joined with the fear of +losing the prize I had won by so many years of love and devotion, lent +me wings; so that almost flying I reached home the same day, by the +hour which served for speaking with Luscinda. I arrived unobserved, +and left the mule on which I had come at the house of the worthy man +who had brought me the letter, and fortune was pleased to be for +once so kind that I found Luscinda at the grating that was the witness +of our loves. She recognised me at once, and I her, but not as she +ought to have recognised me, or I her. But who is there in the world +that can boast of having fathomed or understood the wavering mind +and unstable nature of a woman? Of a truth no one. To proceed: as soon +as Luscinda saw me she said, 'Cardenio, I am in my bridal dress, and +the treacherous Don Fernando and my covetous father are waiting for me +in the hall with the other witnesses, who shall be the witnesses of my +death before they witness my betrothal. Be not distressed, my +friend, but contrive to be present at this sacrifice, and if that +cannot be prevented by my words, I have a dagger concealed which +will prevent more deliberate violence, putting an end to my life and +giving thee a first proof of the love I have borne and bear thee.' I +replied to her distractedly and hastily, in fear lest I should not +have time to reply, 'May thy words be verified by thy deeds, lady; and +if thou hast a dagger to save thy honour, I have a sword to defend +thee or kill myself if fortune be against us.'</p> + +<p>"I think she could not have heard all these words, for I perceived +that they called her away in haste, as the bridegroom was waiting. Now +the night of my sorrow set in, the sun of my happiness went down, I +felt my eyes bereft of sight, my mind of reason. I could not enter the +house, nor was I capable of any movement; but reflecting how important +it was that I should be present at what might take place on the +occasion, I nerved myself as best I could and went in, for I well knew +all the entrances and outlets; and besides, with the confusion that in +secret pervaded the house no one took notice of me, so, without +being seen, I found an opportunity of placing myself in the recess +formed by a window of the hall itself, and concealed by the ends and +borders of two tapestries, from between which I could, without being +seen, see all that took place in the room. Who could describe the +agitation of heart I suffered as I stood there—the thoughts that came +to me—the reflections that passed through my mind? They were such +as cannot be, nor were it well they should be, told. Suffice it to say +that the bridegroom entered the hall in his usual dress, without +ornament of any kind; as groomsman he had with him a cousin of +Luscinda's and except the servants of the house there was no one +else in the chamber. Soon afterwards Luscinda came out from an +antechamber, attended by her mother and two of her damsels, arrayed +and adorned as became her rank and beauty, and in full festival and +ceremonial attire. My anxiety and distraction did not allow me to +observe or notice particularly what she wore; I could only perceive +the colours, which were crimson and white, and the glitter of the gems +and jewels on her head dress and apparel, surpassed by the rare beauty +of her lovely auburn hair that vying with the precious stones and +the light of the four torches that stood in the hall shone with a +brighter gleam than all. Oh memory, mortal foe of my peace! why +bring before me now the incomparable beauty of that adored enemy of +mine? Were it not better, cruel memory, to remind me and recall what +she then did, that stirred by a wrong so glaring I may seek, if not +vengeance now, at least to rid myself of life? Be not weary, sirs, +of listening to these digressions; my sorrow is not one of those +that can or should be told tersely and briefly, for to me each +incident seems to call for many words."</p> + +<p>To this the curate replied that not only were they not weary of +listening to him, but that the details he mentioned interested them +greatly, being of a kind by no means to be omitted and deserving of +the same attention as the main story.</p> + +<p>"To proceed, then," continued Cardenio: "all being assembled in +the hall, the priest of the parish came in and as he took the pair +by the hand to perform the requisite ceremony, at the words, 'Will +you, Senora Luscinda, take Senor Don Fernando, here present, for +your lawful husband, as the holy Mother Church ordains?' I thrust my +head and neck out from between the tapestries, and with eager ears and +throbbing heart set myself to listen to Luscinda's answer, awaiting in +her reply the sentence of death or the grant of life. Oh, that I had +but dared at that moment to rush forward crying aloud, 'Luscinda, +Luscinda! have a care what thou dost; remember what thou owest me; +bethink thee thou art mine and canst not be another's; reflect that +thy utterance of "Yes" and the end of my life will come at the same +instant. O, treacherous Don Fernando! robber of my glory, death of +my life! What seekest thou? Remember that thou canst not as a +Christian attain the object of thy wishes, for Luscinda is my bride, +and I am her husband!' Fool that I am! now that I am far away, and out +of danger, I say I should have done what I did not do: now that I have +allowed my precious treasure to be robbed from me, I curse the robber, +on whom I might have taken vengeance had I as much heart for it as I +have for bewailing my fate; in short, as I was then a coward and a +fool, little wonder is it if I am now dying shame-stricken, +remorseful, and mad.</p> + +<p>"The priest stood waiting for the answer of Luscinda, who for a long +time withheld it; and just as I thought she was taking out the +dagger to save her honour, or struggling for words to make some +declaration of the truth on my behalf, I heard her say in a faint +and feeble voice, 'I will:' Don Fernando said the same, and giving her +the ring they stood linked by a knot that could never be loosed. The +bridegroom then approached to embrace his bride; and she, pressing her +hand upon her heart, fell fainting in her mother's arms. It only +remains now for me to tell you the state I was in when in that consent +that I heard I saw all my hopes mocked, the words and promises of +Luscinda proved falsehoods, and the recovery of the prize I had that +instant lost rendered impossible for ever. I stood stupefied, wholly +abandoned, it seemed, by Heaven, declared the enemy of the earth +that bore me, the air refusing me breath for my sighs, the water +moisture for my tears; it was only the fire that gathered strength +so that my whole frame glowed with rage and jealousy. They were all +thrown into confusion by Luscinda's fainting, and as her mother was +unlacing her to give her air a sealed paper was discovered in her +bosom which Don Fernando seized at once and began to read by the light +of one of the torches. As soon as he had read it he seated himself +in a chair, leaning his cheek on his hand in the attitude of one +deep in thought, without taking any part in the efforts that were +being made to recover his bride from her fainting fit.</p> + +<p>"Seeing all the household in confusion, I ventured to come out +regardless whether I were seen or not, and determined, if I were, to +do some frenzied deed that would prove to all the world the +righteous indignation of my breast in the punishment of the +treacherous Don Fernando, and even in that of the fickle fainting +traitress. But my fate, doubtless reserving me for greater sorrows, if +such there be, so ordered it that just then I had enough and to +spare of that reason which has since been wanting to me; and so, +without seeking to take vengeance on my greatest enemies (which +might have been easily taken, as all thought of me was so far from +their minds), I resolved to take it upon myself, and on myself to +inflict the pain they deserved, perhaps with even greater severity +than I should have dealt out to them had I then slain them; for sudden +pain is soon over, but that which is protracted by tortures is ever +slaying without ending life. In a word, I quitted the house and +reached that of the man with whom I had left my mule; I made him +saddle it for me, mounted without bidding him farewell, and rode out +of the city, like another Lot, not daring to turn my head to look back +upon it; and when I found myself alone in the open country, screened +by the darkness of the night, and tempted by the stillness to give +vent to my grief without apprehension or fear of being heard or +seen, then I broke silence and lifted up my voice in maledictions upon +Luscinda and Don Fernando, as if I could thus avenge the wrong they +had done me. I called her cruel, ungrateful, false, thankless, but +above all covetous, since the wealth of my enemy had blinded the +eyes of her affection, and turned it from me to transfer it to one +to whom fortune had been more generous and liberal. And yet, in the +midst of this outburst of execration and upbraiding, I found excuses +for her, saying it was no wonder that a young girl in the seclusion of +her parents' house, trained and schooled to obey them always, should +have been ready to yield to their wishes when they offered her for a +husband a gentleman of such distinction, wealth, and noble birth, that +if she had refused to accept him she would have been thought out of +her senses, or to have set her affection elsewhere, a suspicion +injurious to her fair name and fame. But then again, I said, had she +declared I was her husband, they would have seen that in choosing me +she had not chosen so ill but that they might excuse her, for before +Don Fernando had made his offer, they themselves could not have +desired, if their desires had been ruled by reason, a more eligible +husband for their daughter than I was; and she, before taking the last +fatal step of giving her hand, might easily have said that I had +already given her mine, for I should have come forward to support +any assertion of hers to that effect. In short, I came to the +conclusion that feeble love, little reflection, great ambition, and +a craving for rank, had made her forget the words with which she had +deceived me, encouraged and supported by my firm hopes and +honourable passion.</p> + +<p>"Thus soliloquising and agitated, I journeyed onward for the +remainder of the night, and by daybreak I reached one of the passes of +these mountains, among which I wandered for three days more without +taking any path or road, until I came to some meadows lying on I +know not which side of the mountains, and there I inquired of some +herdsmen in what direction the most rugged part of the range lay. They +told me that it was in this quarter, and I at once directed my +course hither, intending to end my life here; but as I was making my +way among these crags, my mule dropped dead through fatigue and +hunger, or, as I think more likely, in order to have done with such +a worthless burden as it bore in me. I was left on foot, worn out, +famishing, without anyone to help me or any thought of seeking help: +and so thus I lay stretched on the ground, how long I know not, +after which I rose up free from hunger, and found beside me some +goatherds, who no doubt were the persons who had relieved me in my +need, for they told me how they had found me, and how I had been +uttering ravings that showed plainly I had lost my reason; and since +then I am conscious that I am not always in full possession of it, but +at times so deranged and crazed that I do a thousand mad things, +tearing my clothes, crying aloud in these solitudes, cursing my +fate, and idly calling on the dear name of her who is my enemy, and +only seeking to end my life in lamentation; and when I recover my +senses I find myself so exhausted and weary that I can scarcely +move. Most commonly my dwelling is the hollow of a cork tree large +enough to shelter this miserable body; the herdsmen and goatherds +who frequent these mountains, moved by compassion, furnish me with +food, leaving it by the wayside or on the rocks, where they think I +may perhaps pass and find it; and so, even though I may be then out of +my senses, the wants of nature teach me what is required to sustain +me, and make me crave it and eager to take it. At other times, so they +tell me when they find me in a rational mood, I sally out upon the +road, and though they would gladly give it me, I snatch food by +force from the shepherds bringing it from the village to their huts. +Thus do pass the wretched life that remains to me, until it be +Heaven's will to bring it to a close, or so to order my memory that +I no longer recollect the beauty and treachery of Luscinda, or the +wrong done me by Don Fernando; for if it will do this without +depriving me of life, I will turn my thoughts into some better +channel; if not, I can only implore it to have full mercy on my +soul, for in myself I feel no power or strength to release my body +from this strait in which I have of my own accord chosen to place it.</p> + +<p>"Such, sirs, is the dismal story of my misfortune: say if it be +one that can be told with less emotion than you have seen in me; and +do not trouble yourselves with urging or pressing upon me what +reason suggests as likely to serve for my relief, for it will avail me +as much as the medicine prescribed by a wise physician avails the sick +man who will not take it. I have no wish for health without +Luscinda; and since it is her pleasure to be another's, when she is or +should be mine, let it be mine to be a prey to misery when I might +have enjoyed happiness. She by her fickleness strove to make my ruin +irretrievable; I will strive to gratify her wishes by seeking +destruction; and it will show generations to come that I alone was +deprived of that of which all others in misfortune have a +superabundance, for to them the impossibility of being consoled is +itself a consolation, while to me it is the cause of greater sorrows +and sufferings, for I think that even in death there will not be an +end of them."</p> + +<p>Here Cardenio brought to a close his long discourse and story, as +full of misfortune as it was of love; but just as the curate was going +to address some words of comfort to him, he was stopped by a voice +that reached his ear, saying in melancholy tones what will be told +in the Fourth Part of this narrative; for at this point the sage and +sagacious historian, Cide Hamete Benengeli, brought the Third to a +conclusion.</p> + +<br><br><br><br> +<center><a name="c27e"></a><img alt="c27e.jpg (65K)" src="images/c27e.jpg" height="679" width="495"> +</center> + + +<br> +<br> + + +<center> +<table summary="" cellPadding=4 border=3> +<tr><td> + <a href="p8.htm">Previous Part</a> +</td><td> + <a href="5921-h.htm">Main Index</a> +</td><td> + <a href="p10.htm">Next Part</a> + </td></tr> +</table> +</center> +<br><br> + +</body> +</html> + diff --git a/old/qxp1w10h.zip b/old/qxp1w10h.zip Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..0c10ad3 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/qxp1w10h.zip |
