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If you are not located in the United States, you'll have -to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. - - - -Title: The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 36, March 6, 1841 - -Author: Various - -Release Date: June 16, 2017 [EBook #54924] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL *** - - - - -Produced by Brownfox and the Online Distributed Proofreading -Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from -images generously made available by JSTOR www.jstor.org) - - - - - - - - - - - THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL. - - NUMBER 36. SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 1841. VOLUME I. - -[Illustration: THE OLD BRIDGE OF MILTOWN, COUNTY OF DUBLIN.] - -We have already taken occasion more than once to express our admiration -of the beautiful and varied scenery which surrounds our city on all -sides, and which presents such an endless variety in its general -character and individual features as no other city that we are acquainted -with in the empire possesses in any thing like an equal degree. Other -cities may have scenery in their immediate vicinity of some one or two -classes of higher beauty or grandeur than we can boast of; but it is the -proud distinction of our metropolis that there is no class of scenery -whatsoever of which its citizens have not the most characteristic -examples within their reach of enjoyment by a walk or drive of an hour or -two; and yet, strange to say, they are not enjoyed or even appreciated. -Some suburb of fashionable resort is indeed visited by them, but not on -account of any picturesque beauty it may possess, but simply because it -is fashionable, and allows us to get into a crowd--as our delightful -Musard concerts are attended by the multitude less for the music than to -see and be seen, and where we too often show our want of good taste by -being listless or silent when we ought to applaud, and express loudly -our approbation at some capricious extravagance of the performer that -we ought to condemn. The truth is, that in every thing appertaining to -taste we are as yet like children, and have very much to learn before -we can emancipate ourselves from the trammels of vulgar fashion, and -become qualified to enjoy those pure and refined pleasures consequent -upon a just perception of the beautiful in art and nature. Till this -power is acquired, our green pastoral vallies, our rocky cliffs, mountain -glens, and shining rivers, as well as our exhibitions of the Fine Arts, -and that pure portion of our literature which disdains to pander to the -prejudices of sect or party, must remain less appreciated at home than -abroad, and be less known to ourselves than to strangers who visit us, -and who in this respect are often infinitely our superiors. It is no -fault of ours, however, that we are thus defective in the cultivation -of those higher qualities of mind which would so much conduce to our -happiness; the causes which have produced such a result are sufficiently -obvious to every reflecting mind, and do not require that we should name -or more distinctly allude to them. But we have reason to be inspired -with cheerful hope that they will not very long continue in operation. -Temperance and education are making giant strides amongst us; and when -we look at our various institutions for the promotion of science, art, -and mechanics, all in active operation, and aided by the growth of a -national literature, we can scarcely hesitate to feel assured that the -arts of civilized life are taking a firm root in our country, and will be -followed by their attendant blessings. - -But it may be asked, What have these remarks to do with Miltown Bridge, -the subject of our prefixed woodcut? Our answer is, that in presenting -our readers with one of the innumerable picturesque scenes which are -found along the courses of our three rivers, the Liffey, the Dodder, and -the Tolka, all of which abound in features of the most beautiful pastoral -landscapes, we have naturally been led into such a train of thought by -the fact that we hold their charms in little esteem, and that few amongst -us have the taste to appreciate their beauties, and the consequent desire -to enjoy them. The Liffey may perhaps be known to a certain extent to -many of our Dublin readers, but we greatly doubt that the Tolka or the -Dodder are equally familiar to them; and yet the great poet of nature, -Mr Wordsworth, on his visit to our city, made himself most intimately -acquainted with the scenery of the former, and thought it not inferior to -that of his own Duddon, which his genius has immortalized. - -In like manner, the scenery of the Dodder, though so little known to the -mass of our fellow citizens, has been often explored by many British -as well as native artists, who have filled their portfolios with its -picturesque treasures, and have spoken of them with rapturous enthusiasm. -Thus, for example, it was, as we well know, from this fount that much -of the inspiration of our great self-taught imaginative painter Danby -was drawn; and though we could not point to a higher name, we could, if -it were necessary, give many other little less illustrious examples of -talent cultivated in the same school of nature. - -Amongst the many picturesque objects which this little mountain river -presents, the Old Bridge of Miltown has always been with those children -of genius an especial favourite, and many an elaborate study has been -made of its stained and timeworn walls. It is indeed just such a scene -as the lover of the picturesque would delight in;--quiet and sombre in -its colour, harmonious in its accompanying features of old buildings, -rocks, water, and mountain background; and, as a whole, impressed with a -poetical sentiment approaching to melancholy, derived from its pervading -expression of neglect and ruin. It is for these reasons that we have -given old Miltown bridge a place in our topographical collections; and -though many of our Dublin readers, for whom, on this occasion, we write -especially, may not fully understand our language, or participate in our -feelings, the fault is not ours: our object in writing is a kind one. -We would desire that they should all acquire the power of enjoying the -beautiful in nature, and, as a consequence, in art; knowing as we do -that such power is productive of the sweetest as well as the purest of -intellectual pleasures of which we are susceptible, and makes us not only -happier, but better men. - -We are aware also that some of our Dublin readers, whose tastes are not -uncultivated, but who have taken less trouble than ourselves to make -themselves familiar with our suburban localities, may think that we -speak too enthusiastically of the scenery of the Dodder river and its -accompanying features. But if such readers would meet us at Miltown some -sunny morning in May or June next, and accompany us along the Dodder -till we reach its source among the mountains--a moderate walk--we are -satisfied that we should be able to remove their scepticism, and give -them an enjoyment more delightful than they could anticipate, and for -which they would thank us warmly. We could show them not only a varied -succession of scenes of picturesque or romantic beauty on the way, but -also many contiguous objects of historic interest, on which we would -discourse them much legendary lore, and which we should lead them to -examine, offering as an excuse for our temporary divergence the beautiful -sound of Wordsworth to his favourite Duddon:-- - - Who swerves from innocence, who makes divorce - Of that serene companion--a good name, - Recovers not his loss, but walks with shame, - With doubt, with fear, and haply with remorse. - And oft-times he, who, yielding to the force - Of chance-temptation, ere his journey end, - From chosen comrade turns, or faithful friend, - In vain shall rue the broken intercourse. - Not so with such as loosely wear the chain, - That binds them, pleasant River! to thy side:-- - Through the rough copse wheel thou with hasty stride, - I choose to saunter o’er the grassy plain, - Sure, when the separation has been tried, - That we, who part in love, shall meet again. - -Thus, as we approached towards Rathfarnham, we should ask them to -admire that noble classic gateway on the river’s side, which leads -into the deserted park of the Loftus family, and which in its present -state, clothed with ivy and hastening to decay, cheats the imagination -with its appearance of age, and looks an arch of triumph of old Rome. -We would then lead them into this noble abandoned park, still in its -desolation rich in the magnificence of art and nature; then we would take -a meditative look at its general features and at those of the grim yet -grand and characteristic castellated mansion which with so much cost it -was formed to adorn; and we should ask our companions, why has so much -beauty and magnificence been thus abandoned? Here in its silent hall -we could still show them original marble busts of Pope and Newton by -Roubilliac; and, in the drawing-room, pictures painted expressly for it -on the spot by the fair and accomplished hand of Angelica Kaufmann. But -the interest of those objects would after all be somewhat a saddening -one, and we should return to our cheerful river with renewed pleasure, -to relieve our spirits with a view of objects more enlivening. Such an -object would be that old mill near Rathfarnham, where paper was first -manufactured in Ireland about two centuries since. It was on the paper -so made that Usher’s Primordia was printed, and the Annals of the -Four Masters were written. The manufacturer was a Dutchman--but what -matter? At the Bridge of Templeoge we should probably make another short -divergence, to take a look at the old park and mansion of the Talbots and -Domvilles; and here, beneath a majestic grove of ancient forest trees, -we should show our companions the largest bank of violets that ever came -under our observation. But the limits allotted to this article will not -permit us to describe or even name a twentieth part of the objects or -scenes of interest and beauty that would present themselves in quick -succession; and we shall only say a few words on one more--the glorious -Glanasmole, or the Valley of the Thrush, in which the Dodder has its -source. Reader, have you ever seen this noble valley? Most probably -you have not, for we know but few that ever even heard of it; and yet -this glen, situated within some six or seven miles of Dublin, presents -mountain scenery as romantic, wild, and almost as magnificent, as any to -be found in Ireland. In this majestic solitude, with the lovely Dodder -sparkling at our feet, and the gloomy Kippure mountain with his head -shrouded in the clouds two thousand four hundred feet above us, we have a -realization of the scenery of the Ossianic poetry. It is indeed the very -locality in which the scenes of some of these legends are laid, as in the -well-known Ossianic romance called the Hunt of Glanasmole; and monuments -commemorative of the celebrated Fin and his heroes, “tall grey stones,” -are still to be seen in the glen and on its surrounding mountains. We -could conduct our readers to the well of Ossian, and the tomb of Fin’s -celebrated dog Bran, in which, perhaps, the naturalist might find and -determine his species by his remains. The monument of Fin himself is on -a mountain in the neighbourhood, and that of his wife Finane, according -to the legends of the place, gives name to a mountain over the glen, -called See-Finane. But there are objects of even greater interest to the -antiquary and naturalist than those to be seen in Glanasmole, namely, -the three things for which, according to some of these old bardic poems, -the glen was anciently remarkable, and which were peculiar to it: these -were the large breed of thrushes from which the valley derived its name, -the great size of the ivy leaves found on its rocks, and the large -berries of the rowan or mountain ash, which formerly adorned its sides. -The ash woods indeed no longer exist, having been destroyed to make -charcoal above eighty years since, but shoots bearing the large berries -are still to be seen, while the thrush continues in his original haunt -in the little dell at the source of the river on the side of Kippure, -undisturbed and undiminished in size, and the giant ivy clings to the -rocks as large as ever; we have seen leaves of it from seven to ten -inches diameter. We should also state, that to the geologist Glanasmole -is as interesting as to the painter, antiquary, or naturalist, as our -friend Dr Schouler will show our readers in some future number of our -Journal. - -But we must bring our walk and our gossip to a conclusion, or our friends -will tire of both, if they are not so already. Let us, then, rest at the -little primitive Irish Christian church of Killmosantan, now ignorantly -called St Anne’s, seated on the bank of the river amongst the mountains; -and having refreshed ourselves with a drink from the pure fountain of the -saint, we shall return in silence to the place from which we started, and -bid our kind companions a warm farewell. - - P. - - - - -NOTICE OF A SINGULAR BOOK ON FOSSIL REMAINS. - - -Most of our readers must have heard of the wonderful discoveries of -Cuvier respecting the extinct animals of a former world, and of the -sagacity with which that profound anatomist disclosed the history of -races, of whose existence the only evidence we possess depends upon the -preservation of a few bones or fragments of skeletons. The same subject, -which in the hands of genius has afforded such brilliant discoveries, has -also afforded wide scope for credulity, and even imposture. The bones -of the larger races of extinct animals were formerly believed alike by -the learned and the vulgar to be those of giants. Even as late as the -seventeenth century, learned anatomists believed that the bones of the -extinct elephant belonged to a gigantic race of men. In the year 1577, -some bones of the elephant were disinterred near the town of Lucerne, in -Switzerland; the magistrates sent them to a professor of anatomy, who -decided that they belonged to the skeleton of a giant, and the citizens -were so delighted with the discovery that they adopted a giant as the -supporter of the arms of their town, an honour which he still retains. -In the same century, some bones of the elephant found in Dauphiny were -exhibited in different parts of Europe as the remains of the general of -the Cimbri who invaded Rome, and who was defeated by the consul Marius -some time before the commencement of the Christian era. In this case, -however, the mistake was not allowed to pass unnoticed, and the surgeons -and physicians of Paris entered into a lengthened discussion respecting -the nature of the bones; and the works written on this subject, if -collected, would form a small library. - -The most extraordinary instance of mystification and credulity upon -record is to be found in the history of a book on Petrifactions, -published by a German professor at the commencement of the last century. -We quote the following notice of this very rare book from a French -publication:-- - -It is related in the life of Father Kircher, one of the most eccentric -of men, that some youths, desirous of amusing themselves at his expense, -practised the following mystification upon him. They engraved a number of -fantastic figures upon a stone, which they afterwards buried in a place -where a house was about to be built. The stone was found by the workmen -while digging the foundation, and of course found its way to the learned -Father, who was quite delighted with the treasure; and after much labour -and research, he gave such a translation of the inscription as might have -been expected from the whimsical disposition of the man. Kircher had been -a professor at Wurzburg where this anecdote became well known, and led to -another mystification of a much more serious nature, as it was pushed so -far as to occasion the publication of a folio volume. - -M. Berenger, physician to the Prince-Bishop of Wurzburg, and a professor -in the University, was an enthusiastic collector of natural curiosities. -He collected without discrimination, and above all things valued those -objects which by their strange forms seemed to contradict the laws of -nature. This pursuit drew much ridicule upon M. Berenger, and induced -a young man of the name of Rodrich to amuse himself at his expense. -Rodrich cut upon stones the figures of different kinds of animals, and -caused them to be brought to Berenger, who purchased them and encouraged -the search for more. The success of the trick encouraged its author; he -prepared new petrifactions, of the most absurd nature imaginable. They -consisted of bats with the heads and wings of butterflies, winged crabs, -frogs, Hebrew and other characters, snails, spiders with their webs, &c. -When a sufficient number of them was prepared, boys who had been taught -their lesson brought them to the professor, informing him that they had -found them near the village of Eibelstadt, and caused him to pay dearly -for the time they had employed in collecting them. Delighted with the -ease with which he obtained so many wonders, he expressed a desire to -visit the place where they had been found, and the boys conducted him -to a locality where they had previously buried a number of specimens. -At last, when he had formed an ample collection, he could no longer -resist the inclination of making them known to the learned world. He -thought he would be guilty of selfishness if he withheld from the public -that knowledge which had afforded him so much delight. He exhibited -his treasures to the admiration of the learned, in a work containing -twenty-one plates, with a Latin text explanatory of the figures. - -As soon as M. Deckard, a brother professor, who was probably in the plot, -was aware of this ridiculous publication, he expressed great regret that -the mystification had been pushed so far, and informed M. Berenger of -the hoax that had been played upon him. The unfortunate author was now -as anxious to recall his work as he had formerly been to give it to the -public. Some copies, however, found their way into the libraries of the -curious. - -Nothing can be imagined more strange than this book, whether we consider -the opinions contained in it, or the manner in which they are stated. -It deserves to be better known as a monument of the most extravagant -credulity, and as an evidence of the follies at which the mind may arrive -when it attempts to bend the laws of nature to its chimeras. Nothing can -be more absurd than the allegoric engraving placed on the title-page. -On the summit of a Parnassus, composed of an enormous accumulation -of petrifactions, we observe an obelisk supporting the arms of the -Prince-Bishop, and surrounded by Cupids and garlands of flowers. Above -the pyramid there is a sun surmounted by the name of the Deity, in Hebrew -characters. Different emblematic persons holding petrifactions in their -hands are placed on the sides of the mountain. At its base we observe on -the right a tonsured Apollo, who doubtless represents the Prince-Bishop, -and on the left we see the professor himself demonstrating all these -wonders; and also a genius, seated near the centre of the mountain, -is writing down his words in Hebrew characters. In the dedication M. -Berenger gives an explanation of these allegories. But what is still -more remarkable, it appears that even the engraver has amused himself -at the expense of the professor. What renders this probable is, that at -the base of the engraving are figured pick-axes and spades necessary -for extracting petrifactions, and along with them chisels, compass, and -mallet, the emblems of sculpture; and what is still more wicked, a bell, -the emblem of noise. - -The work is dedicated to the Prince-Bishop of Wurzburg, on whom were -bestowed the epithets of the New Apollo, Sacred Amulet of the country, -the New Sun of Franconia, and others selected with equal taste. The -most absurd flattery abounds in this dedication, of which the following -may be taken as a sample. “The opinions of philosophers are still -unsettled. They hesitate whether to ascribe the wonderful productions -of this mountain to the admirable operations of nature, or to the art -of the ancients; but, interpreted by the public gratitude, all unite -with me in proclaiming that this useless and uncultivated hill has -rendered illustrious by its wonders the beginning of your reign, and has -honoured a learned Prince, the protector and support of learning, by a -hecatomb of petrified plants, flowers, and animals. If it be permitted -to attribute these marvels to the industry of antiquity, I can say that -Franconia was once the rival of Egypt. By a usage unknown in Europe, -Memphis covered her gigantic monuments with hieroglyphics, and I do not -hazard an idle conjecture. I state without fear of contradiction, that -the obelisk which crowns this mountain exhibits in its petrifactions the -emblems of your virtues.” According to the author, the name of the Deity -in Hebrew characters indicates the zeal of the Prince for religion. The -sun, the moon, and the stars, his beneficence, justice, prudence, and -indefatigable vigilance; the comets, contrary to the vulgar idea, which -considers them signs of evil, foretell the happy events of his reign; and -the fossil shells represent the hearts of his subjects. - -It appears from the preface that M. Berenger had solicited and obtained -permission from the Prince-Bishop to publish his work. He confesses -that the greater number of philosophers and intelligent people he had -consulted were of opinion that these petrifactions were the products of -art; in opposition to this erroneous opinion, he asserts that he has -convinced the sceptics by taking them to the spot where he found his -curiosities. Their astonishment, he adds, and their unanimous and perfect -conviction, had given him the utmost joy, and amply recompensed him for -all his labour and expense. - -This work was to have been followed by others. It is divided into -fourteen chapters, each chapter being devoted to a single question. Most -of these questions are so extraordinary and so singularly treated of, -that one can scarcely believe that the author was in earnest. Thus, Chap. -4, The petrifactions of Wurzburg are not relics of Paganism, nor can they -be attributed to the art and superstition of the Germans during heathen -times. - -Chap. 5. The ingenious conjecture which attributes their formation to the -plastic power of light. - -Chap. 6. The germs of shell-fish and marine animals, mixed with the -vapours of the ocean, and scattered over the earth by the showers, are -not the source of the fossils of Wurzburg. - -Chap. 12. Our petrifactions are not the products of modern art, as some -persons have ventured to assert, throwing a cloud of doubts and fables -over this subject. - -Chap. 13. Grave reasons for considering our petrifactions as the work of -nature, and not of art. - -The absurdity of the arguments employed in the discussion of these -different propositions, exceeds all belief. For example, the author, to -refute the opinion of those who attribute these petrifactions to the -superstition of the Pagans, demonstrates that none of these specimens in -his possession are described in the decrees of the German synods, which -proscribed images and sorcery. Neither can they be considered as victims -offered to idols, for who ever sacrificed figured stones instead of -living animals? They are not amulets which Pagan parents hung around the -necks of their children, to preserve them from the charms of witchcraft, -for some of them are so heavy that they would strangle the poor infant, -and there is no aperture in any of them through which a chain could be -passed. Finally, what renders it impossible that these stones are the -remains of Paganism, is, that many of them are inscribed with Hebrew, -Arabic, Greek, and German characters, expressing the name of the Deity. - -This work, as we have stated, was suppressed when he discovered the cruel -hoax that had been played upon him. The work, in its original state, is -very rare, and is only known to the curious; but after the death of M. -Berenger, the copies which he had retained were given to the public by a -bookseller, but with a new title-page. - - S. - - - - -SONGS OF OUR LAND. - - - Songs of our land, ye are with us for ever, - The power and the splendour of thrones pass away; - But yours is the might of some far flowing river, - Through Summer’s bright roses or Autumn’s decay. - Ye treasure each voice of the swift passing ages, - And truth, which time writeth on leaves or on sand; - Ye bring us the bright thoughts of poets and sages, - And keep them among us, old songs of our land. - - The bards may go down to the place of their slumbers, - The lyre of the charmer be hushed in the grave, - But far in the future the power of their numbers - Shall kindle the hearts of our faithful and brave. - It will waken an echo in souls deep and lonely, - Like voices of reeds by the summer breeze fanned; - It will call up a spirit for freedom, when only - Her breathings are heard in the songs of our land. - - For they keep a record of those, the true hearted, - Who fell with the cause they had vowed to maintain; - They show us bright shadows of glory departed, - Of love that grew cold, and the hope that was vain. - The page may be lost and the pen long forsaken, - And weeds may grow wild o’er the brave heart and hand; - But ye are still left when all else hath been taken, - Like streams in the desert, sweet songs of our land. - - Songs of our land, ye have followed the stranger, - With power over ocean and desert afar, - Ye have gone with our wanderers through distance and danger, - And gladdened their path like a home-guiding star. - With the breath of our mountains in summers long vanished, - And visions that passed like a wave from the sand, - With hope for their country and joy from her banished, - Ye come to us ever, sweet songs of our land. - - The spring time may come with the song of her glory, - To bid the green heart of the forest rejoice, - But the pine of the mountain, though blasted and hoary, - And the rock in the desert, can send forth a voice. - It is thus in their triumph for deep desolations, - While ocean waves roll or the mountains shall stand, - Still hearts that are bravest and best of the nations, - Shall glory and live in the songs of their land. - - F. B. - - - - -PERIODICAL LITERATURE. - -THE POOR AUTHOR.[1] - - -How many a time do we take up the page of news, or the sheet of literary -novelty, without reflecting upon the nameless sources whence their -contents have been derived; and yet what a fruitful field do they afford -for our deepest contemplation, and our holiest and purest sympathies! -There may be there brought together, and to the general eye displayed -in undistinguished union, contributions over which the jewelled brow of -nobility hath been knitted into the frown of thoughtfulness, and side -by side with these, chapters wearily traced out by the tremulous hand -of unbefriended genius. Upon the former we do not mean to dwell, but we -_would_ wish for a few moments to contemplate the heart-trying condition -of the latter. - -It is hard to conceive a situation more replete with wretchedness than -that of the struggling man of letters--of him who has offered his _all_ -before the shrine of long-looked-for fame; who has staked health, and -peace, and happiness, that he may win her favour, and who nevertheless -holds an uncertain tenure even of his “daily bread.” He is poor and in -misery, yet he lives in a world of boundless wealth; but in this very -thing is to be found the exquisite agony of his condition. What though -haggard want wave around him her lean and famished hands, what avails -_that_? Write he must, if it be but to satisfy the cravings of a stinted -nature; write he must, though his only reward be the scanty pittance that -was greedily covenanted for, and when his due, but grudgingly presented -him. And then he must delineate plenty and happiness; he must describe -“the short holiday of childhood,” the guileless period of maiden’s -modesty, the sunshine of the moment when we first hear that we are loved, -the placid calm of peaceful resignation; or it may be, the charms that -nature wears in England’s happy vales, the beauty of her scenery, the -splendour and wealth of her institutions, the protecting law for the -poor man, her admirable code of jurisprudence. All, all these may be -the theme of his song, or the subject of his appointed task; but the -hours will pass away, and the spirits he has called up will disappear, -and his visions of happiness will leave him only, if it be possible, -more fearfully alive to his own helplessness--they cannot wake their -echo in his soul, and instead of their worthier office of healing and -blessedness, they render his wound deeper, deadlier, and more rankling. - -And who is there, think you, kind reader, that can feel more acutely -the sting of neglect and poverty than the lonely man of genius? Of him -how truly may it be said, “he cannot dig, to beg he is ashamed!” His -intellect is his world; it is the glorious city in which he abides, the -treasure-house wherein his very being is garnered; it is to cultivate it -that he has lived; and when _it_ fails him in his wintry hour, is not he -indeed “of all men most miserable?” - -But let us suppose that his prescribed duty is done, that the required -article is written, and that this child of his sick and aching brain is -at last dismissed; and can his thoughts follow it? Can his heart bear -the reflection that it shall find admission where _he_ durst not make -his appearance? He knows that it will be laid on the gorgeous table of -the rich and honourable. He knows, too, that it will find its way to -the happy fireside, the home where sorrow hath not yet entered--such -as once was his own in the days of his childhood. He knows that the -unnatural relation who spurned him from his door when he asked the bread -of charity, may see it, and without at all knowing the writer, that even -_his_ scornful sneer may be thereby relaxed. He knows----but why more? Of -_himself_ he knows that want and woe have been his companions, that they -are yet encamped around him, and that they will only end their ministry -“where the wicked cease from troubling, and the weary are at rest!” - -This is by no means--oh, would that it were so!--an ideal picture. In -LONDON, amid her “wilderness of building,” there are _at this hour_ -hundreds whose sufferings could corroborate it, and whose necessities -could give the stamping conviction to its truth. We were ourselves -cognizant of the history of one young man’s life, his early and buoyant -hopes, his subsequent misfortunes and miseries, and his early and unripe -death, to all of which, anything that is painted above bears but a faint -and indistinct resemblance. He was an Irishman, and gifted with the -characteristics of his country--a romantic genius, united with feelings -the most tremulous, and tender, and impassioned. Many years have since -passed away, and over and over again have the wild flowers sprung up, and -bloomed, and withered over his narrow resting place, no unmeet emblem of - - “The poor inhabitant below!” - -but never has the memory of his sad story faded from us--never may it -fade! His lot was unhappy, and he “perished in his pride.” His reason -eventually bowed before his intense sufferings; and excepting the few -minutes just before his spirit passed away, his last hours were uncheered -by the glimpse of that glorious intellect which had promised to crown -him with a chaplet of undying fame. Even as it was, he had attracted -notice; his writings were beginning to make for him a name; and the Prime -Minister of England did not think it beneath him to visit his lonely -lodging, and to endeavour to raise his sinking soul with the promise of -almost unlimited patronage. But the restorative came too late: the poison -had worked its portion, and in the guise of Fame, DEATH approached; - - “And as around the brow - Of that ill-fated votary he wreath’d - The crown of victory, silently he twined - The cypress with the laurel: at his foot - Perish’d the MARTYR STUDENT.” - -We have nothing to add to this. Had we not hoped to strike a chord of -sympathy in our reader’s heart, we should never have even advanced so -far, or have uplifted the veil so as to exhibit the “latter end” of such. -Reader, in conclusion, you know not the toil, and trouble, and bodily -labour, and mental inquietude, that furnish you each week with the price -of YOUR PENNY! - - S. H. - -[1] The writer, as will be seen, has had in view solely the literature of -London. - - - - -PADDY CORBETT’S FIRST SMUGGLING TRIP. - - “Then on the ’tither hand present her, - A blackguard smuggler right behint her, - And cheek-for-chow a chuffle vintner, - Colleaguin’ join.”----BURNS. - - -No order of men has experienced severer treatment from the various -classes into which society is divided, than that of excisemen, or, -as they are vulgarly denominated, guagers. If, unlike the son of the -Hebrew patriarch, their hand is not raised against every man, yet they -may be truly said to inherit a portion of Ishmael’s destiny, for every -man’s hand is against them. The cordial and unmitigated hostility of -the lower classes follows the guager at every point of his dangerous -career, whether his pursuit be smuggled goods, potteen, or unpermitted -parliament. Literary men have catered to the gratification of the public -at his expense, by exhibiting him in their stories of Irish life under -such circumstances that the good-natured reader scarcely knows whether to -laugh or weep most at his ludicrous distress. The varied powers of rhyme -have been pressed into the service by the man of genius and the lover of -fun. The “Diel’s awa’ wi’ the Exciseman” of Burns, and the Irishman’s -“Paddy was up to the Guager,” will ever remain to prove the truth of the -foregoing assertion. - -But the humble historian of this unpretending narrative is happy to -record one instance of retributory justice on the part of an individual -of this devoted class, which would have procured him a statue in the -temple of Nemesis, had his lot been cast among the ancients. Many -instances of the generosity, justice, and self-abandonment of the guager, -have come to the writer’s knowledge, and these acts of virtue shall not -be utterly forgotten. The readers of the Irish Penny Journal shall blush -to find men, whose qualities might reconcile the estranged misanthrope to -the human family, rendered the butt of ridicule, and their many virtues -lost and unknown. - -On a foggy evening in the November of a year of which Irish tradition, -not being critically learned in chronology, has not furnished the date, -two men pursued their way along a bridle road that led through a wild -mountain tract in a remote and far westward district of Kerry. The scene -was savage and lonely. Far before them extended the broad Atlantic, -upon whose wild and heaving bosom the lowering clouds seemed to settle -in fitful repose. Round and beyond, on the dark and barren heath, rose -picturesque masses of rock--the finger-stones which nature, it would -seem, in some wayward frolic, had tossed into pinnacled heaps of strange -and multiform construction. About their base, and in the deep interstices -of their sides, grew the holly and the hardy mountain ash, and on their -topmost peaks frisked the agile goat in all the pride of unfettered -liberty. - -These men, each of whom led a Kerry pony that bore an empty sack along -the difficult pathway, were as dissimilar in form and appearance as -any two of Adam’s descendants possibly could be. One was a low-sized, -thickset man; his broad shoulders and muscular limbs gave indication of -considerable strength; but the mild expression of his large blue eyes and -broad, good-humoured countenance, told, as plain as the human face divine -could, that the fierce and stormy passions of our kind never exerted the -strength of that muscular arm in deeds of violence. A jacket and trousers -of brown frieze, and a broad-brimmed hat made of that particular grass -named _thraneen_, completed his dress. It would be difficult to conceive -a more strange or unseemly figure than the other: he exceeded in height -the usual size of men; but his limbs, which hung loosely together, and -seemed to accompany his emaciated body with evident reluctance, were -literally nothing but skin and bone; his long conical head was thinly -strewed with rusty-coloured hair that waved in the evening breeze about -a haggard face of greasy, sallow hue, where the rheumy sunken eye, the -highly prominent nose, the thin and livid lip, half disclosing a few -rotten straggling teeth, significantly seemed to tell how disease and -misery can attenuate the human frame. He moved, a living skeleton: yet, -strange to say, the smart nag which he led was hardly able to keep pace -with the swinging unequal stride of the gaunt pedestrian, though his -limbs were so fleshless that his clothes flapped and fluttered around him -as he stalked along the chilly moor. - -As the travellers proceeded, the road, which had lately been pent within -the huge masses of granite, now expanded sufficiently to allow them a -little side-by-side discourse; and the first-mentioned person pushed -forward to renew a conversation which seemed to have been interrupted by -the inequalities of the narrow pathway. - -“An’ so ye war saying, Shane Glas,” he said, advancing in a straight line -with his spectre-looking companion, “ye war saying that face of yours -would be the means of keeping the guager from our taste of tibaccy.” - -“The devil resave the guager will ever squint at a lafe of it,” says -Shane Glas, “if I’m in yer road. There was never a cloud over Tim Casey -for the twelve months I thravelled with him; and if the foolish man had -had me the day his taste o’ brandy was taken, he’d have the fat boiling -over his pot to-day, ’tisn’t that I say it myself.” - -“The sorrow from me, Shane Glas,” returned his friend with a hearty -laugh, and a roguish glance of his funny eye at the angular and sallow -countenance of the other, “the sorrow be from me if it’s much of Tim’s -_fat_ came in your way, at any rate, though I don’t say as much for the -_graise_.” - -“It’s laughing at the crucked side o’ yer mouth ye’d be. I’m thinking, -Paddy Corbett,” said Shane Glas, “if the thief of a guager smelt your -taste o’ tibaccy--Crush Chriest duin! and I not there to fricken him off, -as I often done afore.” - -“But couldn’t we take our lafe o’ tibaccy on our ponies’ backs in -panniers, and throw a few hake or some oysters over ’em, and let on that -we’re fish-joulting?” - -“Now, mark my words, Paddy Corbett: there’s a chap in Killarney as -knowledgeable as a jailor; Ould Nick wouldn’t bate him in roguery. So put -your goods in the thruckle, shake a wisp over ’em, lay me down over that -in the fould o’ the quilt, and say that I kem from Decie’s counthry to -pay a round at Tubber-na-Treenoda, and that I caught a faver, and that -ye’re taking me home to die, for the love o’ God and yer mother’s sowl. -Say, that Father Darby, who prepared me, said I had the worst spotted -faver that kem to the counthry these seven years. If that doesn’t fricken -him off, ye’re sowld” (betrayed.) - -By this time they had reached a deep ravine, through which a narrow -stream pursued its murmuring course. Here they left the horses, and, -furnished with the empty sacks, pursued their onward route till they -reached a steep cliff. Far below in the dark and undefined space sounded -the hollow roar of the heaving ocean, as its billowy volume broke upon -its granite barrier, and formed along the dark outline a zone of foam, -beneath whose snowy crest the ever-impelled and angry wave yielded its -last strength in myriad flashes of phosphoric light, that sparkled and -danced in arrowy splendour to the wild and sullen music of the dashing -sea. - -“Paddy Corbett, avick,” said Shane Glas, “pull yer legs fair an’ aisy -afther ye; one inch iv a mistake, achorra, might sind ye a long step of -two hundred feet to furnish a could supper for the sharks. The sorrow a -many would vinture down here, avourneen, barring the red fox of the hill -and the honest smuggler; they are both poor persecuted crathurs, but God -has given them _gumpshun_ to find a place of shelter for the fruits of -their honest industhry, glory be to his holy name!” - -Shane Glas was quite correct in his estimate of the height of this -fearful cliff. It overhung the deep Atlantic, and the narrow pathway -wound its sinuous way round and beneath so many frightful precipices, -that had the unpractised feet of Paddy Corbett threaded the mazy -declivity in the clear light of day, he would in all probability have -performed the saltation, and furnished the banquet of which Shane Glas -gave him a passing hint. But ignorance of his fearful situation saved his -life. His companion, in addition to his knowledge of this secret route, -had a limberness of muscle, and a pliancy of uncouth motion, that enabled -him to pursue every winding of the awful slope with all the activity of -a weasel. In their descent, the wild sea-fowl, roused by the unusual -approach of living things from their couch of repose, swept past on -sounding wing into the void and dreary space abroad, uttering discordant -cries, which roused the more distant slumberers of the rocks. As they -farther descended round the foot of the cliff, where the projecting -crags formed the sides of a little cove, a voice, harsh and threatening, -demanded “who goes there?” The echo of the questioner’s interrogation, -reverberating along the receding wall of rocks, would seem to a fanciful -ear the challenge of the guardian spirit of the coast pursuing his -nightly round. The wild words blended in horrid unison through the mid -air with the sigh of waving wings and discordant screams, which the -echoes of the cliffs multiplied a thousand fold, as though all the demons -of the viewless world had chosen that hour and place of loneliness to -give their baneful pinions and shrieks of terror to the wind. - -“Who goes there?” again demanded this strange warder of the savage scene; -and again the scream of the sea bird and the echo of human tones sounded -wildly along the sea. - -“A friend, avick machree,” replied Shane Glas. “Paudh, achorra, what -beautiful lungs you have! But keep yer voice a thrifle lower, ma bouchal, -or the wather-guards might be after staling a march on ye, sharp as ye -are.” - -“Shane Glas, ye slinging thief,” rejoined the other, “is that yerself? -Honest man,” addressing the new comer, “take care of that talla-faced -schamer. My hand for ye, Shane will see his own funeral yet, for the -devil another crathur, barring a fox, could creep down the cliff till the -moon rises, any how. But I know what saved yer bacon; he that’s born to -be hanged--you can repate the rest o’ the thrue ould saying yerself, ye -poor atomy!” - -“Chorpan Doul,” said Shane Glas, rather chafed by the severe raillery -of the other, “is it because to shoulder an ould gun that an honest -man can’t tell you what a Judy ye make o’ yerself, swaggering like a -raw Peeler, and frightening every shag on the cliff with yer foolish -bull-scuttering! Make way there, or I’ll stick that ould barrel in -yez--make way there, ye spalpeen!” - -“Away to yer masther with ye, ye miserable disciple,” returned the -unsparing jiber. “Arrah, by the hole o’ my coat, afther you have danced -yer last jig upon nothing, with yer purty himp cravat on, I’ll coax yer -miserable carcass from the hangman to frighten the crows with.” - -When the emaciated man and his companion had proceeded a few paces along -the narrow ledge that lay between the steep cliff and the sea, they -entered a huge excavation in the rock, which seemed to have been formed -by volcanic agency, when the infant world heaved in some dire convulsion -of its distempered bowels. The footway of the subterranean vault was -strewn with the finest sand, which, hardened by frequent pressure, sent -the tramp of the intruder’s feet reverberating along the gloomy vacancy. -On before gleamed a strong light, which, piercing the surrounding -darkness, partially revealed the sides of the cavern, while the far space -beneath the lofty roof, impervious to the powerful ray, extended dark -and undefined. Then came the sound of human voices mixed in uproarious -confusion; and anon, within a receding angle, a strange scene burst upon -their view. - -Before a huge fire which lighted all the deep recess of the high -over-arching rock that rose sublime as the lofty roof of a Gothic -cathedral, sat five wild-looking men of strange semi-nautical raiment. -Between them extended a large sea-chest, on which stood an earthen -flaggon, from which one, who seemed the president of the revel, poured -sparkling brandy into a single glass that circled in quick succession, -while the jest and laugh and song swelled in mingled confusion, till the -dinsome cavern rang again to the roar of the subterranean bacchanals. - -“God save all here!” said Shane Glas, approaching the festive group. “O, -wisha! Misther Cronin, but you and the boys is up to fun. The devil a -naither glass o’ brandy: no wonder ye should laugh and sing over it. How -goes the Colleen Ayrigh, and her Bochal Fadda, that knows how to bark so -purty at thim plundering thieves, the wather-guards?” - -“Ah! welcome, Shane,” replied the person addressed; “the customer you’ve -brought may be depinded on, I hope. Sit down, boys.” - -“’Tis ourselves that will, and welkim,” rejoined Shane. “Depinded on! -why, ’scure to the dacenther father’s son from this to himself than Paddy -Corbett, ’tisn’t that he’s to the fore.” - -“Come, taste our brandy, lads, while I help you to some ham,” said the -smuggler. “Shane, you have the stomach of a shark, the digestion of an -ostrich, and the _gout_ of an epicure.” - -“By gar ye may say that wid yer own purty mouth, Misther Cronin,” -responded the garrulous Shane. “Here, gintlemin, here is free thrade to -honest min, an’ high hangin’ to all informers! O! murdher maura (smacking -his lips), how it tastes! O, avirra yealish (laying his bony hand across -his shrunken paunch), how it hates the stummuck!” - -“You are welcome to our mansion, Paddy Corbett,” interrupted the -hospitable master of the cavern; “the house is covered in, the rent paid, -and the cruiskeen of brandy unadulterated; so eat, drink, and be merry. -When the moon rises, we can proceed to business.” - -Paddy Corbett was about to return thanks when the interminable Shane Glas -again broke in. - -“I never saw a man, beggin’ yer pardon, Misther Cronin, lade a finer -or rolickinger life than your own four bones--drinking an’ coorting on -land, and spreading the canvass of the Colleen Ayrigh over the salt -say, for the good o’ thrade. _Manim syr Shyre_, if I had Trig Dowl the -piper forninst me there, near the cruiskeen, but I’d drink an’ dance -till morning. But here’s God bless us, an’ success to our thrip, Paddy, -avrahir;” and he drained his glass. Then when many a successive round -went past, and the famished-looking wretch grew intoxicated, he called -out at the top of his voice, “Silence for a song,” and in a tone somewhat -between the squeak of a pig and the drone of a bagpipe, poured forth a -lyric, of which we shall present one or two stanzas to the reader. - - I thravelled France an’ Spain, an’ likewise in Asia, - Fal de ral, &c &c. - And spint many a long day at my aise in Arabia, - Fal de ral, &c &c. - Pur-shoeing of their ways, their sates an’ their farims, - But sich another place as the lakes o’ Killarney - I never saw elsewhere, the air being most charming, - Fal de ral, &c &c. - There the Muses came to make it their quarthers, - Fal de ral, &c &c. - An’ for their ray-creation they came from Castalia, - Fal de ral, &c &c. - With congratulations playing for his lordship, - A viewing of that place, I mean sweet Killarney, - That the music been so sweet, the lake became enchanted, - Fal de ral, &c &c. - -Early on a clear sunny morning after this, a man with a horse and truckle -car was observed to enter the town of Killarney from the west. He trolled -forth before the animal, which, checked by some instinctive dread, with -much reluctance allowed himself to be dragged along at the full length of -his hair halter. On the rude vehicle was laid what seemed a quantity of -straw, upon which was extended a human being, whose greatly attenuated -frame appeared fully developed beneath an old flannel quilt. His face, -that appeared above its tattered hem, looked the embodiment of disease -and famine, which seemed to have gnawed, in horrid union, into his -inmost vitals. His distorted features pourtrayed rending agony; and as -the rude vehicle jolted along the rugged pavement, he groaned hideously. -This miserable man was our acquaintance Shane Glas, and he that led the -strange procession no other than Paddy Corbett, who thus experimented to -smuggle his “taste o’ tibaccy,” which lay concealed in well-packed bales -beneath the sick couch of the wretched simulator. - -As they proceeded along, Shane Glas uttered a groan, conveying such a -feeling of real agony that his startled companion, supposing that he had -in verity received the sudden judgment of his deception, rushed back to -ascertain whether he had not been suddenly stricken to death. - -“Paddy, a chorra-na-nea,” he muttered in an undergrowl, “here’s the -vagabone thief of a guager down sthreet! Exert yerself, a-lea, to baffle -the schamer, an’ don’t forget ’tis the spotted faver I have.” - -Sure enough, the guager did come; and noticing, as he passed along, the -confusion and averted features of Paddy Corbett, he immediately drew up. - -“Where do you live, honest man, an’ how far might you be goin’?” said the -keen exciseman. - -“O, wisha! may the heavens be yer honour’s bed!--ye must be one o’ the -good ould stock, to ax afther the consarns of a poor angishore like me: -but, a yinusal-a-chree, ’tisn’t where I lives is worse to me, but where -that donan in the thruckle will die with me.” - -“But how far are you taking him?” - -“O, ’tis myself would offer a pather an’ ave on my two binded knees for -yer honour’s soul, if yer honour would tell me that. I forgot to ax -the crathur where he _should_ be berrid when we kim away, an’ now he’s -speechless out an’ out.” - -“Come, say where is your residence,” said the other, whose suspicion was -increased by the countryman’s prevarication. - -“By jamine, yer honour’s larnin’ bothers me intirely; but if yer -honour manes where the woman that owns me and the childre is, ’tis -that way, west at Tubber-na-Treenoda; yer honour has heard tell o’ -Tubber-na-Treenoda, by coorse?” - -“Never, indeed.” - -“O, wisha! don’t let yer honour be a day longer that way. If the -sickness, God betune us an’ harum, kim an ye, ’twould be betther for yer -honour give a testher to the durhogh there, to offer up a rosary for ye, -than to _shell out_ three pounds to Doctor Crump.” - -“Perhaps you have some _soft goods_ concealed under the sick man,” said -the guager, approaching the car. “I frequently catch smuggled wares in -such situations.” - -“The devil a taste _good_ or _saft_ under him, sir dear, but the could -sop from the top o’ the stack. _Ketch!_ why, the devil a haporth ye’ll -_ketch_ here but the spotted faver.” - -“Fever!” repeated the startled exciseman, retiring a step or two. - -“Yes, faver, yer honour; what else? Didn’t Father Darby that prepared him -say that he had spotted faver enough for a thousand min! Do, yer honour, -come look in his face, an’ thin throw the poor dying crathur, that kem -all the way from Decie’s counthry, by raisin of a dhream, to pay a round -for his wife’s sowl at Tubber-na-Treenoda: yes, throw him out an the -belly o’ the road, an’ let his blood, the blood o’ the stranger, be on -yer soul an’ his faver in yer body.” - -Paddy Corbett’s eloquence operating on the exciseman’s dread of -contagion, saved the tobacco. - -Our adventurers considering it rather dangerous to seek a buyer in -Killarney, directed their course eastward to Kanturk. The hour of evening -was rather advanced as they entered the town; and Shane, who could spell -his way without much difficulty through the letters of a sign-board, -seeing “entertainment for man and horse” over the door, said they would -put up there for the night, and then directed Paddy to the shop of the -only tobacconist in town, whither for some private motive he declined to -attend him. Mr Pigtail was after dispatching a batch of customers when -Paddy entered, who, seeing the coast clear, gave him the “God save all -here,” which is the usual phrase of greeting in the kingdom of Kerry. Mr -Pigtail was startled at the rude salutation, which, though a beautiful -benediction, and characteristic of a highly religious people, is yet too -uncouth for modern “ears polite,” and has, excepting among the lowest -class of peasants, entirely given way to that very sincere and expressive -phrase of address, “your servant.” - -Now, Mr Pigtail, who meted out the length of his replies in exact -proportion to the several ranks and degrees of his querists, upon hearing -the vulgar voice that uttered the more vulgar salute, hesitated to deign -the slightest notice, but, measuring with a glance the outward man of the -saluter, he gave a slight nod of acknowledgement, and the dissyllabic -response “servant;” but seeing Paddy Corbett with gaping mouth about to -open his embassy, and that, like Burns’s Death, - - “He seemed to make a kind o’ stan’, - But naething spak,” - -he immediately added, “Honest man, you came from the west, I believe?” - -“Thrue enough for yer honour,” said Pat; “my next door neighbours at -that side are the wild Ingins of Immeriky. A wet and could foot an’ a -dhry heart I had coming to ye; but welkim be the grace o’ God, sure poor -people should make out an honest bit an’ sup for the weeny crathurs at -home; an’ I have thirteen o’ thim, all thackeens, praise be to the Maker.” - -“And I dare say you have brought a trifle in my line of business in your -road?” - -“Faith, ’tis yerself may book it: I have the natest lafe o’ tibaccy -that ever left Connor Cro-ab-a-bo. I was going to _skin_ an the honest -man--Lord betune us an’harum, I’d be the first informer of my name, any -how. But, talking o’ the tibaccy, the man that giv it said a sweether -taste never left the hould of his ship, an’ that’s a great word. I’ll -give it dog chape, by raison o’ the long road it thravelled to yer -honour.” - -“You don’t seem to be long in this business,” said Mr Pigtail. - -“Thrue for ye there agin, a-yinusal; ’tis yourself may say so. Since the -priest christened Paddy an me, an’ that’s longer than I can remimber, I -never wint an the sachrawn afore. God comfort poor Jillian Dawly, the -crathur, an’ the grawls I left her. Amin, a-hierna!” - -Now, Mr Pigtail supposed from the man’s seeming simplicity, and his -inexperience in running smuggled goods, that he should drive a very -profitable adventure with him. He ordered him to bring the goods -privately to the back way that led to his premises; and Paddy, who had -the fear of the guager vividly before him, lost no time in obeying the -mandate. But when Mr Pigtail examined the several packages, he turns -round upon poor Paddy with a look of disapprobation, and exclaims, “This -article will not suit, good man--entirely damaged by sea water--never do.” - -“_See_ wather, anagh!” returns Paddy Corbett; “bad luck to the dhrop -o’ wather, salt or fresh, did my taste o’ tibaccy ever _see_. The -Colleen Ayrigh that brought it could dip an’ skim along the waves like -a sea-gull. There are two things she never yet let in, Mr Pigtail, -avourneen--wather nor wather-guards: the one ships off her, all as one as -a duck; and the Boochal Fadda on her deck keeps t’other a good mile off, -more spunk to him.” This piece of nautical information Paddy had ventured -from gleanings collected from the rich stores which the conversation of -Shane Glas presented along the road, and in the smugglers’ cave. - -“But, my good man, you cannot instruct me in the way of my business. Take -it away--no man in the trade would venture an article like it. But I -shall make a sacrifice, rather than let a poor ignorant man fall into the -hands of the guager. I shall give you five pounds for the lot.” - -Paddy Corbett, who had been buoyed up by the hope of making two hundred -per cent. of his lading, now seeing all his gainful views vanish -into thin air, was loud and impassioned in the expression of his -disappointment. “O, Jillian Dawly!” he cried, swinging his body to and -fro, “Jillian, a roon manima, what’ll ye say to yer man, afther throwing -out of his hand the half year’s rint that he had to give the agint? O! -what’ll ye say, aveen, but that I med a purty padder-napeka of myself, -listening to Shane Glas, the yellow schamer; or what’ll Sheelabeg, the -crathur, say, whin Tim Murphy won’t take her without the cows that I -won’t have to give her? O, Misther Pigtail, avourneen, be marciful to an -honest father’s son; don’t take me short, avourneen, an’ that God might -take you short. Give me the tin pounds it cost me, an’ I’ll pray for -yer sowl, both now an’ in the world to come. O! Jillian, Jillian, I’ll -never face ye, nor Sheelabeg, nor any o’ the crathurs agin, without the -tin pound, any how. I’ll take the vestmint, an’ all the books in Father -Darby’s house of it.” - -“Well, if you don’t give the tobacco to me for less than that, you can -call on one Mr Prywell, at the other side of the bridge; he deals in -such articles too. You see I cannot do more for you, but you may go -farther and fare worse,” said the perfidious tobacconist, as he directed -the unfortunate man to the residence of Mr Paul Prywell, the officer of -excise. - -With heavy heart, and anxious eye peering in every direction beneath -his broad-leafed hat, Paddy Corbett proceeded till he reached a private -residence having a green door and a brass knocker. He hesitated, seeing -no shop nor appearance of business there; but on being assured that -this was indeed the house of Mr Prywell, he approached, and gave the -door three thundering knocks with the butt end of his holly-handled -whip. The owner of the domicile, roused by this very unceremonious mode -of announcement, came forth to demand the intruder’s business, and -to wonder that he would not prefer giving a single rap with the brass -knocker, as was the wont of persons in his grade of society, instead of -sledging away at the door like a “peep-o’-day boy.” - -“Yer honour will excuse my bouldness,” said Paddy, taking off his -hat, and scraping the mud before and behind him a full yard; “excuse -my bouldness, for I never seed such curifixes on a dure afore, an’ I -wouldn’t throuble yer honour’s house at all at all, only in regard of a -taste of goods that I was tould would _shoot_ yer honour. Ye can have it, -a yinusal, for less than nothing, case I don’t find myself in heart to -push on farther; for the baste is slow, the crathur, an’ myself that’s -saying it, making buttons for fear o’ the guager.” - -“Who, might I ask,” said the astonished officer of excise, “directed you -here to sell smuggled tobacco?” - -“A very honest gintleman, but a bad buyer, over the bridge, sir. He’d -give but five pound for what cost myself tin--foreer dhota, that I had -ever had a hand in it! I put the half year’s rint in it, yer honour; and -my thirteen femul grawls an’ their mother, God help ’em, will be soon on -the sachrawn. I’ll never go home without the tin pound, any how. High -hanging to ye, Shane Glas, ye tallow-faced thief, that sint me smuggling. -O! Jillian, ’tis sogering I’ll soon be, with a gun an my shoulder.” - -“Shane Glas!” said the exciseman; “do you know Shane Glas; I’d give ten -pounds to see the villain.” - -“’Tis myself does, yer honour, an’ could put yer finger an him, if I -had ye at Tubber-na-Treenoda, saving yer presence; but as I was setting -away, he was lying undher an ould quilt, an’ I heard him telling that the -priest said he had spotted faver enough for a thousand min.” - -“That villain will never die of spotted fever, in my humble opinion,” -said the exciseman. - -“A good judgment in yer mouth, sir, achree. I heard the rogue himself -say, ‘Bad cess to the thief! that a cup-tosser tould him he’d die of -stoppage of breath.’ But won’t yer honour allow me to turn in the lafe o’ -tibaccy?” - -The officer of excise was struck with deep indignation at the villany -of him who would ruin a comparatively innocent man when he failed in -circumventing him, and was resolved to punish his treachery. “My good -fellow,” said he, “you are now before the guager you dread so much, and -I must do my duty, and seize upon the tobacco. However, it is but common -justice to punish the false-hearted traitor that sent you hither. Go -back quickly, and say that he can have the lot at his own terms; I shall -follow close, and yield him the reward of his treachery. Act discreetly -in this good work of biting the biter, and on the word of a gentleman I -shall give you ten pounds more.” - -Paddy was on his knees in a twinkling, his hands uplifted in the attitude -of prayer, and his mouth opened, but totally unable between terror and -delight to utter a syllable of thanks. - -“Up, I say,” exclaimed the exciseman, “up and be doing; go earn your ten -pounds, and have your sweet revenge on the thief that betrayed you.” - -Paddy rapidly retraced his steps, ejaculating as he went along, “O, -the noble gintleman, may the Lord make a bed in Heaven for his sowl in -glory! O, that chating imposthor, ’twas sinding the fox to mind the hins -sure enough. O, high hanging to him of a windy day!--the informer o’ the -world, I’ll make him sup sorrow.” - -“Have you seen the gentleman I directed you to?” said Mr Pigtail. - -“Arrah, sir dear, whin I came to the bridge an looked about me, I thought -that every roguish-looking fellow I met was the thief of a guager, an’ -thin afther standing a while, quite amplushed, with the botheration and -the dread upon me, I forgot yer friend’s name, an’ so kim back agin to ax -it, if ye plase.” - -“You had better take the five pounds than venture again; there’s a guager -in town, and your situation is somewhat dangerous.” - -“A guager in town!” cried Paddy Corbett, with well-affected surprise, -“Isas Mauri! what’ll I do at all at all? now I’m a gone man all out. Take -it for any thing ye like, sir dear, an’ if any throuble like this should -ever come down an ye, it will be a comfort an’ a raycreation to yer heart -to know that ye had a poor man’s blessing, _avick deelish machree_, an’ -I give it to ye on the knees of my heart, as ye desarved it, an’ that it -may go in yer road, an’ yer childre’s road, late an’ early, eating an’ -dhrinking, lying an’ rising, buying an’ selling.” - -Our story has approached its close: the tobacco was safely stowed inside, -in order to be consigned to Mr Pigtail’s private receptacle for such -contraband articles. Paddy had just pocketed his five pounds, and at -that moment in burst Mr Prywell. The execration which ever after pursued -the tobacconist for his treacherous conduct, and the heavy fine in which -he was amerced, so wrought upon his health and circumstances, that in a -short time he died in extreme poverty. His descendants became homeless -wanderers, and it is upon record, among the brave and high-minded men of -Duhallow, that Jeffrey Pigtail of Kanturk was the only betrayer that ever -disgraced the barony. - - E. W. - - * * * * * - -SPEED ON RAILWAYS.--In the first of a course of lectures on railways, -delivered in the early part of last year at Manchester by Dr Lardner, he -gave the following account of the speed attained by locomotive engines -at different periods: “Since the great questions which had been agitated -respecting the effect which an increased width of rails would have on -railway transit, and the effect which very large drawing wheels, of great -diameter, would have on certain railways, the question of very vastly -increased speed had acquired considerable interest. Very recently two -experiments had been made, attended with most surprising results. One was -the case of the Monmouth express. A dispatch was carried from Twyford -to London on the Great Western Railway, a distance of thirty miles, in -thirty-five minutes. This distance was traversed very favourably, and -being subject to less of those casual interruptions to which a longer -trip would be liable, it was performed at the rate of six miles in seven -minutes, or six-sevenths of a mile in one minute (very nearly fifty-one -and a half miles an hour). He had experimented on speed very largely -on most of the railways of the country, and he had never personally -witnessed that speed. The evaporating power of those engines was -enormous. Another performance, which he had ascertained since he arrived -in this neighbourhood, showed that great as was the one just mentioned, -they must not ascribe it to any peculiar circumstance attending the -large engines and wide gauge of the Great Western Railway. An express -was dispatched a short time since from Liverpool to Birmingham, and -its speed was stated in the papers. One engine, with its tender, went -from Liverpool, or rather from the top of the tunnel at Edge Hill, to -Birmingham, in two hours and thirty-five minutes. But he had inquired -into the circumstances of that trip, and it appeared that the time the -engine was actually in motion, after deducting a variety of stoppages, -was only one hour and fifty minutes in traversing ninety-seven miles. The -feat on the Great Western was performed on a dead level, while on the -Grand Junction the engine first encountered the Whiston incline, where -the line rises 1 in 96 for a mile and a half; and after passing Crewe, -it encountered a plane of three miles to the Madeley summit, rising 20 -feet a mile, succeeded by another plane, for three miles more, rising 30 -feet a mile; yet with all these impediments it performed the ninety-seven -miles in one hour and fifty minutes, or 110 minutes; consequently the -distance traversed in each minute was 97 divided by 110, or 52 ¹⁰⁄₁₁ths, -nearly 53 miles an hour--a speed which, he confessed, if he had not -evidence of it, he could scarcely have believed to be within the bounds -of mechanical possibility. The engine which performed this feat had -driving wheels of 5½ feet diameter; their circumference would be 17¼ -feet. Taking the speed at 53 miles an hour, it was within a very minute -fraction of 80 feet in a second of time. This was not the greatest speed -of the engine, but the average speed spread over 97 miles and there could -be little doubt that it must have exceeded sixty miles an hour during a -considerable portion of the distance.” - - * * * * * - -That man should be happy, is so evidently the intention of the Creator, -the contrivances to that end are so multitudinous and so striking, that -the perception of the aim may be called universal. Whatever tends to make -men happy, becomes a fulfilment of the will of God. Whatever tends to -make them miserable, becomes opposition to his will.--_Harriet Martineau._ - - * * * * * - - Printed and published every Saturday by GUNN and CAMERON, at - the Office of the General Advertiser, No. 6, Church Lane, - College Green, Dublin.--Agents:--R. GROOMBRIDGE, Panyer Alley, - Paternoster Row, London; SIMMS and DINHAM, Exchange Street, - Manchester; C. 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If you are not located in the United States, you'll have -to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. - - - -Title: The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 36, March 6, 1841 - -Author: Various - -Release Date: June 16, 2017 [EBook #54924] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL *** - - - - -Produced by Brownfox and the Online Distributed Proofreading -Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from -images generously made available by JSTOR www.jstor.org) - - - - - - -</pre> - - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span></p> - -<h1>THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL.</h1> - -<table summary="Headline layout"> - <tr> - <td class="smcap">Number 36.</td> - <td class="center">SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 1841.</td> - <td class="right smcap">Volume I.</td> - </tr> -</table> - -<div class="figcenter gap4" style="width: 500px;"> -<img src="images/miltown.jpg" width="500" height="360" alt="The old bridge, Miltown" /> -</div> - -<h2>THE OLD BRIDGE OF MILTOWN, COUNTY OF DUBLIN.</h2> - -<p>We have already taken occasion more than once to express -our admiration of the beautiful and varied scenery which surrounds -our city on all sides, and which presents such an endless -variety in its general character and individual features as -no other city that we are acquainted with in the empire possesses -in any thing like an equal degree. Other cities may have scenery -in their immediate vicinity of some one or two classes of -higher beauty or grandeur than we can boast of; but it is the -proud distinction of our metropolis that there is no class of -scenery whatsoever of which its citizens have not the most -characteristic examples within their reach of enjoyment by a -walk or drive of an hour or two; and yet, strange to say, they -are not enjoyed or even appreciated. Some suburb of fashionable -resort is indeed visited by them, but not on account of any -picturesque beauty it may possess, but simply because it is fashionable, -and allows us to get into a crowd—as our delightful -Musard concerts are attended by the multitude less for the music -than to see and be seen, and where we too often show our -want of good taste by being listless or silent when we ought to -applaud, and express loudly our approbation at some capricious -extravagance of the performer that we ought to condemn. -The truth is, that in every thing appertaining to taste we are -as yet like children, and have very much to learn before we -can emancipate ourselves from the trammels of vulgar fashion, -and become qualified to enjoy those pure and refined pleasures -consequent upon a just perception of the beautiful in art and -nature. Till this power is acquired, our green pastoral vallies, -our rocky cliffs, mountain glens, and shining rivers, as well as -our exhibitions of the Fine Arts, and that pure portion of our -literature which disdains to pander to the prejudices of sect or -party, must remain less appreciated at home than abroad, and -be less known to ourselves than to strangers who visit us, and -who in this respect are often infinitely our superiors. It is no -fault of ours, however, that we are thus defective in the cultivation -of those higher qualities of mind which would so much -conduce to our happiness; the causes which have produced -such a result are sufficiently obvious to every reflecting mind, -and do not require that we should name or more distinctly -allude to them. But we have reason to be inspired with -cheerful hope that they will not very long continue in operation. -Temperance and education are making giant strides -amongst us; and when we look at our various institutions for -the promotion of science, art, and mechanics, all in active -operation, and aided by the growth of a national literature, we -can scarcely hesitate to feel assured that the arts of civilized -life are taking a firm root in our country, and will be followed -by their attendant blessings.</p> - -<p>But it may be asked, What have these remarks to do with -Miltown Bridge, the subject of our prefixed woodcut? Our -answer is, that in presenting our readers with one of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span> -innumerable picturesque scenes which are found along the -courses of our three rivers, the Liffey, the Dodder, and the -Tolka, all of which abound in features of the most beautiful -pastoral landscapes, we have naturally been led into such -a train of thought by the fact that we hold their charms in -little esteem, and that few amongst us have the taste to appreciate -their beauties, and the consequent desire to enjoy them. -The Liffey may perhaps be known to a certain extent to many -of our Dublin readers, but we greatly doubt that the Tolka -or the Dodder are equally familiar to them; and yet the great -poet of nature, Mr Wordsworth, on his visit to our city, made -himself most intimately acquainted with the scenery of the -former, and thought it not inferior to that of his own Duddon, -which his genius has immortalized.</p> - -<p>In like manner, the scenery of the Dodder, though so little -known to the mass of our fellow citizens, has been often explored -by many British as well as native artists, who have filled -their portfolios with its picturesque treasures, and have spoken -of them with rapturous enthusiasm. Thus, for example, it -was, as we well know, from this fount that much of the inspiration -of our great self-taught imaginative painter Danby -was drawn; and though we could not point to a higher name, -we could, if it were necessary, give many other little less illustrious -examples of talent cultivated in the same school of -nature.</p> - -<p>Amongst the many picturesque objects which this little -mountain river presents, the Old Bridge of Miltown has -always been with those children of genius an especial favourite, -and many an elaborate study has been made of its stained -and timeworn walls. It is indeed just such a scene as -the lover of the picturesque would delight in;—quiet and -sombre in its colour, harmonious in its accompanying features -of old buildings, rocks, water, and mountain background; -and, as a whole, impressed with a poetical sentiment approaching -to melancholy, derived from its pervading expression of -neglect and ruin. It is for these reasons that we have given -old Miltown bridge a place in our topographical collections; -and though many of our Dublin readers, for whom, on this occasion, -we write especially, may not fully understand our -language, or participate in our feelings, the fault is not ours: -our object in writing is a kind one. We would desire that -they should all acquire the power of enjoying the beautiful in -nature, and, as a consequence, in art; knowing as we do -that such power is productive of the sweetest as well as the -purest of intellectual pleasures of which we are susceptible, -and makes us not only happier, but better men.</p> - -<p>We are aware also that some of our Dublin readers, whose -tastes are not uncultivated, but who have taken less trouble -than ourselves to make themselves familiar with our suburban -localities, may think that we speak too enthusiastically of the -scenery of the Dodder river and its accompanying features. But -if such readers would meet us at Miltown some sunny morning -in May or June next, and accompany us along the Dodder till -we reach its source among the mountains—a moderate walk—we -are satisfied that we should be able to remove their scepticism, -and give them an enjoyment more delightful than they -could anticipate, and for which they would thank us warmly. -We could show them not only a varied succession of scenes of -picturesque or romantic beauty on the way, but also many -contiguous objects of historic interest, on which we would -discourse them much legendary lore, and which we should -lead them to examine, offering as an excuse for our temporary -divergence the beautiful sound of Wordsworth to his favourite -Duddon:—</p> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">Who swerves from innocence, who makes divorce</div> -<div class="verse">Of that serene companion—a good name,</div> -<div class="verse">Recovers not his loss, but walks with shame,</div> -<div class="verse">With doubt, with fear, and haply with remorse.</div> -<div class="verse">And oft-times he, who, yielding to the force</div> -<div class="verse">Of chance-temptation, ere his journey end,</div> -<div class="verse">From chosen comrade turns, or faithful friend,</div> -<div class="verse">In vain shall rue the broken intercourse.</div> -<div class="verse">Not so with such as loosely wear the chain,</div> -<div class="verse">That binds them, pleasant River! to thy side:—</div> -<div class="verse">Through the rough copse wheel thou with hasty stride,</div> -<div class="verse">I choose to saunter o’er the grassy plain,</div> -<div class="verse">Sure, when the separation has been tried,</div> -<div class="verse">That we, who part in love, shall meet again.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -<p>Thus, as we approached towards Rathfarnham, we should -ask them to admire that noble classic gateway on the river’s -side, which leads into the deserted park of the Loftus family, -and which in its present state, clothed with ivy and hastening -to decay, cheats the imagination with its appearance of age, -and looks an arch of triumph of old Rome. We would then -lead them into this noble abandoned park, still in its desolation -rich in the magnificence of art and nature; then we -would take a meditative look at its general features and at -those of the grim yet grand and characteristic castellated mansion -which with so much cost it was formed to adorn; and -we should ask our companions, why has so much beauty and -magnificence been thus abandoned? Here in its silent hall we -could still show them original marble busts of Pope and Newton -by Roubilliac; and, in the drawing-room, pictures painted -expressly for it on the spot by the fair and accomplished hand -of Angelica Kaufmann. But the interest of those objects would -after all be somewhat a saddening one, and we should return to -our cheerful river with renewed pleasure, to relieve our -spirits with a view of objects more enlivening. Such an object -would be that old mill near Rathfarnham, where paper -was first manufactured in Ireland about two centuries since. -It was on the paper so made that Usher’s Primordia was -printed, and the Annals of the Four Masters were written. -The manufacturer was a Dutchman—but what matter? At -the Bridge of Templeoge we should probably make another -short divergence, to take a look at the old park and mansion -of the Talbots and Domvilles; and here, beneath a majestic -grove of ancient forest trees, we should show our companions -the largest bank of violets that ever came under our observation. -But the limits allotted to this article will not -permit us to describe or even name a twentieth part of the -objects or scenes of interest and beauty that would present -themselves in quick succession; and we shall only say a few -words on one more—the glorious Glanasmole, or the Valley of -the Thrush, in which the Dodder has its source. Reader, -have you ever seen this noble valley? Most probably you have -not, for we know but few that ever even heard of it; and yet -this glen, situated within some six or seven miles of Dublin, -presents mountain scenery as romantic, wild, and almost as -magnificent, as any to be found in Ireland. In this majestic -solitude, with the lovely Dodder sparkling at our feet, and the -gloomy Kippure mountain with his head shrouded in the -clouds two thousand four hundred feet above us, we have a -realization of the scenery of the Ossianic poetry. It is indeed -the very locality in which the scenes of some of these -legends are laid, as in the well-known Ossianic romance called -the Hunt of Glanasmole; and monuments commemorative of -the celebrated Fin and his heroes, “tall grey stones,” are still -to be seen in the glen and on its surrounding mountains. We -could conduct our readers to the well of Ossian, and the tomb -of Fin’s celebrated dog Bran, in which, perhaps, the naturalist -might find and determine his species by his remains. The -monument of Fin himself is on a mountain in the neighbourhood, -and that of his wife Finane, according to the legends of -the place, gives name to a mountain over the glen, called -See-Finane. But there are objects of even greater interest to -the antiquary and naturalist than those to be seen in Glanasmole, -namely, the three things for which, according to some of -these old bardic poems, the glen was anciently remarkable, -and which were peculiar to it: these were the large breed of -thrushes from which the valley derived its name, the great -size of the ivy leaves found on its rocks, and the large berries -of the rowan or mountain ash, which formerly adorned its -sides. The ash woods indeed no longer exist, having been -destroyed to make charcoal above eighty years since, but -shoots bearing the large berries are still to be seen, while the -thrush continues in his original haunt in the little dell at the -source of the river on the side of Kippure, undisturbed and -undiminished in size, and the giant ivy clings to the rocks as -large as ever; we have seen leaves of it from seven to ten -inches diameter. We should also state, that to the geologist -Glanasmole is as interesting as to the painter, antiquary, or -naturalist, as our friend Dr Schouler will show our readers in -some future number of our Journal.</p> - -<p>But we must bring our walk and our gossip to a conclusion, -or our friends will tire of both, if they are not so already. -Let us, then, rest at the little primitive Irish Christian church -of Killmosantan, now ignorantly called St Anne’s, seated on -the bank of the river amongst the mountains; and having -refreshed ourselves with a drink from the pure fountain of the -saint, we shall return in silence to the place from which we -started, and bid our kind companions a warm farewell.</p> - -<p class="right">P.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span></p> - -<h2 class="gap4">NOTICE OF A SINGULAR BOOK ON FOSSIL REMAINS.</h2> - -<p>Most of our readers must have heard of the wonderful discoveries -of Cuvier respecting the extinct animals of a former -world, and of the sagacity with which that profound anatomist -disclosed the history of races, of whose existence the only -evidence we possess depends upon the preservation of a few -bones or fragments of skeletons. The same subject, which in -the hands of genius has afforded such brilliant discoveries, -has also afforded wide scope for credulity, and even imposture. -The bones of the larger races of extinct animals were formerly -believed alike by the learned and the vulgar to be those -of giants. Even as late as the seventeenth century, learned -anatomists believed that the bones of the extinct elephant -belonged to a gigantic race of men. In the year 1577, some -bones of the elephant were disinterred near the town of -Lucerne, in Switzerland; the magistrates sent them to a -professor of anatomy, who decided that they belonged to the -skeleton of a giant, and the citizens were so delighted with -the discovery that they adopted a giant as the supporter of -the arms of their town, an honour which he still retains. In -the same century, some bones of the elephant found in -Dauphiny were exhibited in different parts of Europe as the -remains of the general of the Cimbri who invaded Rome, and -who was defeated by the consul Marius some time before the -commencement of the Christian era. In this case, however, -the mistake was not allowed to pass unnoticed, and the surgeons -and physicians of Paris entered into a lengthened -discussion respecting the nature of the bones; and the works -written on this subject, if collected, would form a small -library.</p> - -<p>The most extraordinary instance of mystification and credulity -upon record is to be found in the history of a book on -Petrifactions, published by a German professor at the commencement -of the last century. We quote the following -notice of this very rare book from a French publication:—</p> - -<p>It is related in the life of Father Kircher, one of the most -eccentric of men, that some youths, desirous of amusing -themselves at his expense, practised the following mystification -upon him. They engraved a number of fantastic figures -upon a stone, which they afterwards buried in a place where a -house was about to be built. The stone was found by the -workmen while digging the foundation, and of course found -its way to the learned Father, who was quite delighted with -the treasure; and after much labour and research, he gave -such a translation of the inscription as might have been expected -from the whimsical disposition of the man. Kircher -had been a professor at Wurzburg where this anecdote became -well known, and led to another mystification of a much more -serious nature, as it was pushed so far as to occasion the -publication of a folio volume.</p> - -<p>M. Berenger, physician to the Prince-Bishop of Wurzburg, -and a professor in the University, was an enthusiastic collector -of natural curiosities. He collected without discrimination, -and above all things valued those objects which by -their strange forms seemed to contradict the laws of nature. -This pursuit drew much ridicule upon M. Berenger, and induced -a young man of the name of Rodrich to amuse himself -at his expense. Rodrich cut upon stones the figures of different -kinds of animals, and caused them to be brought to -Berenger, who purchased them and encouraged the search for -more. The success of the trick encouraged its author; he -prepared new petrifactions, of the most absurd nature imaginable. -They consisted of bats with the heads and wings -of butterflies, winged crabs, frogs, Hebrew and other characters, -snails, spiders with their webs, &c. When a sufficient -number of them was prepared, boys who had been taught -their lesson brought them to the professor, informing him -that they had found them near the village of Eibelstadt, and -caused him to pay dearly for the time they had employed in -collecting them. Delighted with the ease with which he obtained -so many wonders, he expressed a desire to visit the -place where they had been found, and the boys conducted him -to a locality where they had previously buried a number of -specimens. At last, when he had formed an ample collection, -he could no longer resist the inclination of making them known -to the learned world. He thought he would be guilty of selfishness -if he withheld from the public that knowledge which -had afforded him so much delight. He exhibited his treasures -to the admiration of the learned, in a work containing twenty-one -plates, with a Latin text explanatory of the figures.</p> - -<p>As soon as M. Deckard, a brother professor, who was -probably in the plot, was aware of this ridiculous publication, -he expressed great regret that the mystification had been -pushed so far, and informed M. Berenger of the hoax that -had been played upon him. The unfortunate author was now -as anxious to recall his work as he had formerly been to give -it to the public. Some copies, however, found their way into -the libraries of the curious.</p> - -<p>Nothing can be imagined more strange than this book, -whether we consider the opinions contained in it, or the manner -in which they are stated. It deserves to be better known -as a monument of the most extravagant credulity, and as an -evidence of the follies at which the mind may arrive when it -attempts to bend the laws of nature to its chimeras. Nothing -can be more absurd than the allegoric engraving placed on -the title-page. On the summit of a Parnassus, composed of -an enormous accumulation of petrifactions, we observe an -obelisk supporting the arms of the Prince-Bishop, and surrounded -by Cupids and garlands of flowers. Above the pyramid -there is a sun surmounted by the name of the Deity, in -Hebrew characters. Different emblematic persons holding -petrifactions in their hands are placed on the sides of the -mountain. At its base we observe on the right a tonsured -Apollo, who doubtless represents the Prince-Bishop, and on -the left we see the professor himself demonstrating all these -wonders; and also a genius, seated near the centre of the -mountain, is writing down his words in Hebrew characters. -In the dedication M. Berenger gives an explanation of these -allegories. But what is still more remarkable, it appears that -even the engraver has amused himself at the expense of the -professor. What renders this probable is, that at the base -of the engraving are figured pick-axes and spades necessary -for extracting petrifactions, and along with them chisels, -compass, and mallet, the emblems of sculpture; and what is -still more wicked, a bell, the emblem of noise.</p> - -<p>The work is dedicated to the Prince-Bishop of Wurzburg, -on whom were bestowed the epithets of the New Apollo, Sacred -Amulet of the country, the New Sun of Franconia, and others -selected with equal taste. The most absurd flattery abounds -in this dedication, of which the following may be taken as a -sample. “The opinions of philosophers are still unsettled. -They hesitate whether to ascribe the wonderful productions -of this mountain to the admirable operations of nature, or to -the art of the ancients; but, interpreted by the public gratitude, -all unite with me in proclaiming that this useless and uncultivated -hill has rendered illustrious by its wonders the beginning -of your reign, and has honoured a learned Prince, the -protector and support of learning, by a hecatomb of petrified -plants, flowers, and animals. If it be permitted to attribute -these marvels to the industry of antiquity, I can say that -Franconia was once the rival of Egypt. By a usage unknown -in Europe, Memphis covered her gigantic monuments with -hieroglyphics, and I do not hazard an idle conjecture. I state -without fear of contradiction, that the obelisk which crowns -this mountain exhibits in its petrifactions the emblems of your -virtues.” According to the author, the name of the Deity in -Hebrew characters indicates the zeal of the Prince for religion. -The sun, the moon, and the stars, his beneficence, justice, -prudence, and indefatigable vigilance; the comets, contrary -to the vulgar idea, which considers them signs of evil, -foretell the happy events of his reign; and the fossil shells represent -the hearts of his subjects.</p> - -<p>It appears from the preface that M. Berenger had solicited -and obtained permission from the Prince-Bishop to publish -his work. He confesses that the greater number of -philosophers and intelligent people he had consulted were of -opinion that these petrifactions were the products of art; in -opposition to this erroneous opinion, he asserts that he has convinced -the sceptics by taking them to the spot where he found -his curiosities. Their astonishment, he adds, and their unanimous -and perfect conviction, had given him the utmost joy, -and amply recompensed him for all his labour and expense.</p> - -<p>This work was to have been followed by others. It is divided -into fourteen chapters, each chapter being devoted to a -single question. Most of these questions are so extraordinary -and so singularly treated of, that one can scarcely believe that -the author was in earnest. Thus, Chap. 4, The petrifactions of -Wurzburg are not relics of Paganism, nor can they be attributed -to the art and superstition of the Germans during -heathen times.</p> - -<p>Chap. 5. The ingenious conjecture which attributes their -formation to the plastic power of light.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span></p> - -<p>Chap. 6. The germs of shell-fish and marine animals, mixed -with the vapours of the ocean, and scattered over the earth -by the showers, are not the source of the fossils of Wurzburg.</p> - -<p>Chap. 12. Our petrifactions are not the products of modern -art, as some persons have ventured to assert, throwing a -cloud of doubts and fables over this subject.</p> - -<p>Chap. 13. Grave reasons for considering our petrifactions -as the work of nature, and not of art.</p> - -<p>The absurdity of the arguments employed in the discussion -of these different propositions, exceeds all belief. For example, -the author, to refute the opinion of those who attribute these -petrifactions to the superstition of the Pagans, demonstrates -that none of these specimens in his possession are -described in the decrees of the German synods, which proscribed -images and sorcery. Neither can they be considered -as victims offered to idols, for who ever sacrificed figured -stones instead of living animals? They are not amulets -which Pagan parents hung around the necks of their children, -to preserve them from the charms of witchcraft, for some of -them are so heavy that they would strangle the poor infant, -and there is no aperture in any of them through which a chain -could be passed. Finally, what renders it impossible that these -stones are the remains of Paganism, is, that many of them are -inscribed with Hebrew, Arabic, Greek, and German characters, -expressing the name of the Deity.</p> - -<p>This work, as we have stated, was suppressed when he discovered -the cruel hoax that had been played upon him. The -work, in its original state, is very rare, and is only known -to the curious; but after the death of M. Berenger, the copies -which he had retained were given to the public by a bookseller, -but with a new title-page.</p> - -<p class="right">S.</p> - -<h2 class="gap4">SONGS OF OUR LAND.</h2> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">Songs of our land, ye are with us for ever,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">The power and the splendour of thrones pass away;</div> -<div class="verse">But yours is the might of some far flowing river,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">Through Summer’s bright roses or Autumn’s decay.</div> -<div class="verse">Ye treasure each voice of the swift passing ages,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">And truth, which time writeth on leaves or on sand;</div> -<div class="verse">Ye bring us the bright thoughts of poets and sages,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">And keep them among us, old songs of our land.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">The bards may go down to the place of their slumbers,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">The lyre of the charmer be hushed in the grave,</div> -<div class="verse">But far in the future the power of their numbers</div> -<div class="verse indent1">Shall kindle the hearts of our faithful and brave.</div> -<div class="verse">It will waken an echo in souls deep and lonely,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">Like voices of reeds by the summer breeze fanned;</div> -<div class="verse">It will call up a spirit for freedom, when only</div> -<div class="verse indent1">Her breathings are heard in the songs of our land.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">For they keep a record of those, the true hearted,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">Who fell with the cause they had vowed to maintain;</div> -<div class="verse">They show us bright shadows of glory departed,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">Of love that grew cold, and the hope that was vain.</div> -<div class="verse">The page may be lost and the pen long forsaken,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">And weeds may grow wild o’er the brave heart and hand;</div> -<div class="verse">But ye are still left when all else hath been taken,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">Like streams in the desert, sweet songs of our land.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">Songs of our land, ye have followed the stranger,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">With power over ocean and desert afar,</div> -<div class="verse">Ye have gone with our wanderers through distance and danger,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">And gladdened their path like a home-guiding star.</div> -<div class="verse">With the breath of our mountains in summers long vanished,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">And visions that passed like a wave from the sand,</div> -<div class="verse">With hope for their country and joy from her banished,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">Ye come to us ever, sweet songs of our land.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">The spring time may come with the song of her glory,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">To bid the green heart of the forest rejoice,</div> -<div class="verse">But the pine of the mountain, though blasted and hoary,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">And the rock in the desert, can send forth a voice.</div> -<div class="verse">It is thus in their triumph for deep desolations,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">While ocean waves roll or the mountains shall stand,</div> -<div class="verse">Still hearts that are bravest and best of the nations,</div> -<div class="verse indent1">Shall glory and live in the songs of their land.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse right">F. B.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -<h2 class="gap4">PERIODICAL LITERATURE.<br /> -<span class="smaller">THE POOR AUTHOR.<a name="FNanchor_1" id="FNanchor_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a></span></h2> - -<p>How many a time do we take up the page of news, or the -sheet of literary novelty, without reflecting upon the nameless -sources whence their contents have been derived; and yet -what a fruitful field do they afford for our deepest contemplation, -and our holiest and purest sympathies! There may be -there brought together, and to the general eye displayed in -undistinguished union, contributions over which the jewelled -brow of nobility hath been knitted into the frown of thoughtfulness, -and side by side with these, chapters wearily traced -out by the tremulous hand of unbefriended genius. Upon -the former we do not mean to dwell, but we <em>would</em> wish for -a few moments to contemplate the heart-trying condition of -the latter.</p> - -<p>It is hard to conceive a situation more replete with wretchedness -than that of the struggling man of letters—of him -who has offered his <em>all</em> before the shrine of long-looked-for -fame; who has staked health, and peace, and happiness, that -he may win her favour, and who nevertheless holds an uncertain -tenure even of his “daily bread.” He is poor and in -misery, yet he lives in a world of boundless wealth; but in this -very thing is to be found the exquisite agony of his condition. -What though haggard want wave around him her lean and -famished hands, what avails <em>that</em>? Write he must, if it be -but to satisfy the cravings of a stinted nature; write he -must, though his only reward be the scanty pittance that was -greedily covenanted for, and when his due, but grudgingly -presented him. And then he must delineate plenty and happiness; -he must describe “the short holiday of childhood,” -the guileless period of maiden’s modesty, the sunshine of the -moment when we first hear that we are loved, the placid -calm of peaceful resignation; or it may be, the charms that -nature wears in England’s happy vales, the beauty of her -scenery, the splendour and wealth of her institutions, the -protecting law for the poor man, her admirable code of jurisprudence. -All, all these may be the theme of his song, or -the subject of his appointed task; but the hours will pass -away, and the spirits he has called up will disappear, and his -visions of happiness will leave him only, if it be possible, more -fearfully alive to his own helplessness—they cannot wake their -echo in his soul, and instead of their worthier office of healing -and blessedness, they render his wound deeper, deadlier, -and more rankling.</p> - -<p>And who is there, think you, kind reader, that can feel -more acutely the sting of neglect and poverty than the lonely -man of genius? Of him how truly may it be said, “he cannot -dig, to beg he is ashamed!” His intellect is his world; -it is the glorious city in which he abides, the treasure-house -wherein his very being is garnered; it is to cultivate it that -he has lived; and when <em>it</em> fails him in his wintry hour, is not -he indeed “of all men most miserable?”</p> - -<p>But let us suppose that his prescribed duty is done, that -the required article is written, and that this child of his sick -and aching brain is at last dismissed; and can his thoughts -follow it? Can his heart bear the reflection that it shall find -admission where <em>he</em> durst not make his appearance? He -knows that it will be laid on the gorgeous table of the rich -and honourable. He knows, too, that it will find its way to -the happy fireside, the home where sorrow hath not yet entered—such -as once was his own in the days of his childhood. -He knows that the unnatural relation who spurned him from -his door when he asked the bread of charity, may see it, and -without at all knowing the writer, that even <em>his</em> scornful -sneer may be thereby relaxed. He knows——but why more? -Of <em>himself</em> he knows that want and woe have been his companions, -that they are yet encamped around him, and that -they will only end their ministry “where the wicked cease -from troubling, and the weary are at rest!”</p> - -<p>This is by no means—oh, would that it were so!—an ideal -picture. In <span class="smcap">London</span>, amid her “wilderness of building,” -there are <em>at this hour</em> hundreds whose sufferings could corroborate -it, and whose necessities could give the stamping -conviction to its truth. We were ourselves cognizant of the -history of one young man’s life, his early and buoyant hopes, -his subsequent misfortunes and miseries, and his early and -unripe death, to all of which, anything that is painted above -bears but a faint and indistinct resemblance. He was an<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span> -Irishman, and gifted with the characteristics of his country—a -romantic genius, united with feelings the most tremulous, -and tender, and impassioned. Many years have since passed -away, and over and over again have the wild flowers sprung -up, and bloomed, and withered over his narrow resting place, -no unmeet emblem of</p> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">“The poor inhabitant below!”</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -<p>but never has the memory of his sad story faded from us—never -may it fade! His lot was unhappy, and he “perished -in his pride.” His reason eventually bowed before his intense -sufferings; and excepting the few minutes just before his -spirit passed away, his last hours were uncheered by the -glimpse of that glorious intellect which had promised to -crown him with a chaplet of undying fame. Even as it was, -he had attracted notice; his writings were beginning to -make for him a name; and the Prime Minister of England -did not think it beneath him to visit his lonely lodging, and -to endeavour to raise his sinking soul with the promise of -almost unlimited patronage. But the restorative came too -late: the poison had worked its portion, and in the guise of -Fame, <span class="smcap">Death</span> approached;</p> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse indent5">“And as around the brow</div> -<div class="verse">Of that ill-fated votary he wreath’d</div> -<div class="verse">The crown of victory, silently he twined</div> -<div class="verse">The cypress with the laurel: at his foot</div> -<div class="verse">Perish’d the <span class="smcap">Martyr Student</span>.”</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -<p>We have nothing to add to this. Had we not hoped to -strike a chord of sympathy in our reader’s heart, we should -never have even advanced so far, or have uplifted the veil -so as to exhibit the “latter end” of such. Reader, in conclusion, -you know not the toil, and trouble, and bodily labour, -and mental inquietude, that furnish you each week with -the price of <span class="smcapuc">YOUR PENNY</span>!</p> - -<p class="right">S. H.</p> - -<div class="footnotes"> - -<div class="footnote"> - -<p><a name="Footnote_1" id="Footnote_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> The writer, as will be seen, has had in view solely the literature of -London.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -<h2 class="gap4">PADDY CORBETT’S FIRST SMUGGLING TRIP.</h2> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">“Then on the ’tither hand present her,</div> -<div class="verse">A blackguard smuggler right behint her,</div> -<div class="verse">And cheek-for-chow a chuffle vintner,</div> -<div class="verse indent5">Colleaguin’ join.”——<span class="smcap">Burns.</span></div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -<p>No order of men has experienced severer treatment from -the various classes into which society is divided, than that of -excisemen, or, as they are vulgarly denominated, guagers. -If, unlike the son of the Hebrew patriarch, their hand is not -raised against every man, yet they may be truly said to inherit -a portion of Ishmael’s destiny, for every man’s hand is -against them. The cordial and unmitigated hostility of the -lower classes follows the guager at every point of his dangerous -career, whether his pursuit be smuggled goods, potteen, -or unpermitted parliament. Literary men have catered -to the gratification of the public at his expense, by exhibiting -him in their stories of Irish life under such circumstances -that the good-natured reader scarcely knows whether to -laugh or weep most at his ludicrous distress. The varied -powers of rhyme have been pressed into the service by the -man of genius and the lover of fun. The “Diel’s awa’ wi’ -the Exciseman” of Burns, and the Irishman’s “Paddy was up -to the Guager,” will ever remain to prove the truth of the -foregoing assertion.</p> - -<p>But the humble historian of this unpretending narrative -is happy to record one instance of retributory justice on the -part of an individual of this devoted class, which would have -procured him a statue in the temple of Nemesis, had his lot -been cast among the ancients. Many instances of the generosity, -justice, and self-abandonment of the guager, have -come to the writer’s knowledge, and these acts of virtue shall -not be utterly forgotten. The readers of the Irish Penny -Journal shall blush to find men, whose qualities might reconcile -the estranged misanthrope to the human family, rendered -the butt of ridicule, and their many virtues lost and unknown.</p> - -<p>On a foggy evening in the November of a year of which -Irish tradition, not being critically learned in chronology, has -not furnished the date, two men pursued their way along a -bridle road that led through a wild mountain tract in a remote -and far westward district of Kerry. The scene was -savage and lonely. Far before them extended the broad -Atlantic, upon whose wild and heaving bosom the lowering -clouds seemed to settle in fitful repose. Round and beyond, -on the dark and barren heath, rose picturesque masses of -rock—the finger-stones which nature, it would seem, in some -wayward frolic, had tossed into pinnacled heaps of strange and -multiform construction. About their base, and in the deep -interstices of their sides, grew the holly and the hardy mountain -ash, and on their topmost peaks frisked the agile goat in -all the pride of unfettered liberty.</p> - -<p>These men, each of whom led a Kerry pony that bore an -empty sack along the difficult pathway, were as dissimilar in -form and appearance as any two of Adam’s descendants possibly -could be. One was a low-sized, thickset man; his broad -shoulders and muscular limbs gave indication of considerable -strength; but the mild expression of his large blue eyes and -broad, good-humoured countenance, told, as plain as the human -face divine could, that the fierce and stormy passions of -our kind never exerted the strength of that muscular arm in -deeds of violence. A jacket and trousers of brown frieze, -and a broad-brimmed hat made of that particular grass named -<i lang="ga">thraneen</i>, completed his dress. It would be difficult to conceive -a more strange or unseemly figure than the other: he -exceeded in height the usual size of men; but his limbs, which -hung loosely together, and seemed to accompany his emaciated -body with evident reluctance, were literally nothing but skin -and bone; his long conical head was thinly strewed with -rusty-coloured hair that waved in the evening breeze about a -haggard face of greasy, sallow hue, where the rheumy sunken -eye, the highly prominent nose, the thin and livid lip, half -disclosing a few rotten straggling teeth, significantly seemed -to tell how disease and misery can attenuate the human frame. -He moved, a living skeleton: yet, strange to say, the smart -nag which he led was hardly able to keep pace with the -swinging unequal stride of the gaunt pedestrian, though his -limbs were so fleshless that his clothes flapped and fluttered -around him as he stalked along the chilly moor.</p> - -<p>As the travellers proceeded, the road, which had lately been -pent within the huge masses of granite, now expanded sufficiently -to allow them a little side-by-side discourse; and the -first-mentioned person pushed forward to renew a conversation -which seemed to have been interrupted by the inequalities -of the narrow pathway.</p> - -<p>“An’ so ye war saying, Shane Glas,” he said, advancing -in a straight line with his spectre-looking companion, “ye -war saying that face of yours would be the means of keeping -the guager from our taste of tibaccy.”</p> - -<p>“The devil resave the guager will ever squint at a lafe of -it,” says Shane Glas, “if I’m in yer road. There was never -a cloud over Tim Casey for the twelve months I thravelled -with him; and if the foolish man had had me the day his taste -o’ brandy was taken, he’d have the fat boiling over his pot to-day, -’tisn’t that I say it myself.”</p> - -<p>“The sorrow from me, Shane Glas,” returned his friend -with a hearty laugh, and a roguish glance of his funny eye -at the angular and sallow countenance of the other, “the -sorrow be from me if it’s much of Tim’s <em>fat</em> came in your -way, at any rate, though I don’t say as much for the <em>graise</em>.”</p> - -<p>“It’s laughing at the crucked side o’ yer mouth ye’d be. -I’m thinking, Paddy Corbett,” said Shane Glas, “if the -thief of a guager smelt your taste o’ tibaccy—Crush Chriest -duin! and I not there to fricken him off, as I often done -afore.”</p> - -<p>“But couldn’t we take our lafe o’ tibaccy on our ponies’ -backs in panniers, and throw a few hake or some oysters -over ’em, and let on that we’re fish-joulting?”</p> - -<p>“Now, mark my words, Paddy Corbett: there’s a chap -in Killarney as knowledgeable as a jailor; Ould Nick wouldn’t -bate him in roguery. So put your goods in the thruckle, shake -a wisp over ’em, lay me down over that in the fould o’ the -quilt, and say that I kem from Decie’s counthry to pay a -round at Tubber-na-Treenoda, and that I caught a faver, -and that ye’re taking me home to die, for the love o’ God and -yer mother’s sowl. Say, that Father Darby, who prepared -me, said I had the worst spotted faver that kem to the -counthry these seven years. If that doesn’t fricken him off, -ye’re sowld” (betrayed.)</p> - -<p>By this time they had reached a deep ravine, through -which a narrow stream pursued its murmuring course. Here -they left the horses, and, furnished with the empty sacks, -pursued their onward route till they reached a steep cliff. Far -below in the dark and undefined space sounded the hollow -roar of the heaving ocean, as its billowy volume broke upon -its granite barrier, and formed along the dark outline a zone -of foam, beneath whose snowy crest the ever-impelled and -angry wave yielded its last strength in myriad flashes of -phosphoric light, that sparkled and danced in arrowy splendour -to the wild and sullen music of the dashing sea.</p> - -<p>“Paddy Corbett, avick,” said Shane Glas, “pull yer legs -fair an’ aisy afther ye; one inch iv a mistake, achorra, might<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span> -sind ye a long step of two hundred feet to furnish a could -supper for the sharks. The sorrow a many would vinture -down here, avourneen, barring the red fox of the hill and -the honest smuggler; they are both poor persecuted crathurs, -but God has given them <em>gumpshun</em> to find a place of shelter for -the fruits of their honest industhry, glory be to his holy name!”</p> - -<p>Shane Glas was quite correct in his estimate of the -height of this fearful cliff. It overhung the deep Atlantic, -and the narrow pathway wound its sinuous way round and -beneath so many frightful precipices, that had the unpractised -feet of Paddy Corbett threaded the mazy declivity in -the clear light of day, he would in all probability have performed -the saltation, and furnished the banquet of which -Shane Glas gave him a passing hint. But ignorance of his -fearful situation saved his life. His companion, in addition -to his knowledge of this secret route, had a limberness of -muscle, and a pliancy of uncouth motion, that enabled him -to pursue every winding of the awful slope with all the activity -of a weasel. In their descent, the wild sea-fowl, roused -by the unusual approach of living things from their couch of -repose, swept past on sounding wing into the void and dreary -space abroad, uttering discordant cries, which roused the -more distant slumberers of the rocks. As they farther descended -round the foot of the cliff, where the projecting -crags formed the sides of a little cove, a voice, harsh and -threatening, demanded “who goes there?” The echo of the -questioner’s interrogation, reverberating along the receding -wall of rocks, would seem to a fanciful ear the challenge of -the guardian spirit of the coast pursuing his nightly round. -The wild words blended in horrid unison through the mid -air with the sigh of waving wings and discordant screams, -which the echoes of the cliffs multiplied a thousand fold, as -though all the demons of the viewless world had chosen that -hour and place of loneliness to give their baneful pinions and -shrieks of terror to the wind.</p> - -<p>“Who goes there?” again demanded this strange warder -of the savage scene; and again the scream of the sea bird -and the echo of human tones sounded wildly along the sea.</p> - -<p>“A friend, avick machree,” replied Shane Glas. “Paudh, -achorra, what beautiful lungs you have! But keep yer voice -a thrifle lower, ma bouchal, or the wather-guards might be -after staling a march on ye, sharp as ye are.”</p> - -<p>“Shane Glas, ye slinging thief,” rejoined the other, “is -that yerself? Honest man,” addressing the new comer, -“take care of that talla-faced schamer. My hand for ye, -Shane will see his own funeral yet, for the devil another -crathur, barring a fox, could creep down the cliff till the -moon rises, any how. But I know what saved yer bacon; -he that’s born to be hanged—you can repate the rest o’ the -thrue ould saying yerself, ye poor atomy!”</p> - -<p>“Chorpan Doul,” said Shane Glas, rather chafed by the severe -raillery of the other, “is it because to shoulder an ould gun -that an honest man can’t tell you what a Judy ye make o’ yerself, -swaggering like a raw Peeler, and frightening every -shag on the cliff with yer foolish bull-scuttering! Make way -there, or I’ll stick that ould barrel in yez—make way there, -ye spalpeen!”</p> - -<p>“Away to yer masther with ye, ye miserable disciple,” -returned the unsparing jiber. “Arrah, by the hole o’ my -coat, afther you have danced yer last jig upon nothing, with -yer purty himp cravat on, I’ll coax yer miserable carcass -from the hangman to frighten the crows with.”</p> - -<p>When the emaciated man and his companion had proceeded -a few paces along the narrow ledge that lay between the -steep cliff and the sea, they entered a huge excavation in the -rock, which seemed to have been formed by volcanic agency, -when the infant world heaved in some dire convulsion of its -distempered bowels. The footway of the subterranean vault -was strewn with the finest sand, which, hardened by frequent -pressure, sent the tramp of the intruder’s feet reverberating -along the gloomy vacancy. On before gleamed a strong -light, which, piercing the surrounding darkness, partially revealed -the sides of the cavern, while the far space beneath the -lofty roof, impervious to the powerful ray, extended dark and -undefined. Then came the sound of human voices mixed in -uproarious confusion; and anon, within a receding angle, a -strange scene burst upon their view.</p> - -<p>Before a huge fire which lighted all the deep recess of the -high over-arching rock that rose sublime as the lofty roof of -a Gothic cathedral, sat five wild-looking men of strange semi-nautical -raiment. Between them extended a large sea-chest, -on which stood an earthen flaggon, from which one, who seemed -the president of the revel, poured sparkling brandy into a -single glass that circled in quick succession, while the jest and -laugh and song swelled in mingled confusion, till the dinsome -cavern rang again to the roar of the subterranean bacchanals.</p> - -<p>“God save all here!” said Shane Glas, approaching the -festive group. “O, wisha! Misther Cronin, but you and the -boys is up to fun. The devil a naither glass o’ brandy: no -wonder ye should laugh and sing over it. How goes the -Colleen Ayrigh, and her Bochal Fadda, that knows how to bark -so purty at thim plundering thieves, the wather-guards?”</p> - -<p>“Ah! welcome, Shane,” replied the person addressed; “the -customer you’ve brought may be depinded on, I hope. Sit -down, boys.”</p> - -<p>“’Tis ourselves that will, and welkim,” rejoined Shane. -“Depinded on! why, ’scure to the dacenther father’s son -from this to himself than Paddy Corbett, ’tisn’t that he’s to -the fore.”</p> - -<p>“Come, taste our brandy, lads, while I help you to some -ham,” said the smuggler. “Shane, you have the stomach of -a shark, the digestion of an ostrich, and the <em>gout</em> of an epicure.”</p> - -<p>“By gar ye may say that wid yer own purty mouth, Misther -Cronin,” responded the garrulous Shane. “Here, gintlemin, -here is free thrade to honest min, an’ high hangin’ to -all informers! O! murdher maura (smacking his lips), how -it tastes! O, avirra yealish (laying his bony hand across -his shrunken paunch), how it hates the stummuck!”</p> - -<p>“You are welcome to our mansion, Paddy Corbett,” interrupted -the hospitable master of the cavern; “the house is covered -in, the rent paid, and the cruiskeen of brandy unadulterated; -so eat, drink, and be merry. When the moon rises, we -can proceed to business.”</p> - -<p>Paddy Corbett was about to return thanks when the interminable -Shane Glas again broke in.</p> - -<p>“I never saw a man, beggin’ yer pardon, Misther Cronin, -lade a finer or rolickinger life than your own four bones—drinking -an’ coorting on land, and spreading the canvass of -the Colleen Ayrigh over the salt say, for the good o’ thrade. -<i lang="ga">Manim syr Shyre</i>, if I had Trig Dowl the piper forninst me -there, near the cruiskeen, but I’d drink an’ dance till morning. -But here’s God bless us, an’ success to our thrip, Paddy, -avrahir;” and he drained his glass. Then when many a successive -round went past, and the famished-looking wretch -grew intoxicated, he called out at the top of his voice, “Silence -for a song,” and in a tone somewhat between the squeak -of a pig and the drone of a bagpipe, poured forth a lyric, of -which we shall present one or two stanzas to the reader.</p> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">I thravelled France an’ Spain, an’ likewise in Asia,</div> -<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &c &c.</div> -<div class="verse">And spint many a long day at my aise in Arabia,</div> -<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &c &c.</div> -<div class="verse">Pur-shoeing of their ways, their sates an’ their farims,</div> -<div class="verse">But sich another place as the lakes o’ Killarney</div> -<div class="verse">I never saw elsewhere, the air being most charming,</div> -<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &c &c.</div> -<div class="verse">There the Muses came to make it their quarthers,</div> -<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &c &c.</div> -<div class="verse">An’ for their ray-creation they came from Castalia,</div> -<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &c &c.</div> -<div class="verse">With congratulations playing for his lordship,</div> -<div class="verse">A viewing of that place, I mean sweet Killarney,</div> -<div class="verse">That the music been so sweet, the lake became enchanted,</div> -<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &c &c.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -<p>Early on a clear sunny morning after this, a man with a -horse and truckle car was observed to enter the town of -Killarney from the west. He trolled forth before the animal, -which, checked by some instinctive dread, with much reluctance -allowed himself to be dragged along at the full length -of his hair halter. On the rude vehicle was laid what seemed -a quantity of straw, upon which was extended a human being, -whose greatly attenuated frame appeared fully developed beneath -an old flannel quilt. His face, that appeared above its -tattered hem, looked the embodiment of disease and famine, -which seemed to have gnawed, in horrid union, into his inmost -vitals. His distorted features pourtrayed rending agony; -and as the rude vehicle jolted along the rugged pavement, he -groaned hideously. This miserable man was our acquaintance -Shane Glas, and he that led the strange procession no other -than Paddy Corbett, who thus experimented to smuggle his -“taste o’ tibaccy,” which lay concealed in well-packed bales -beneath the sick couch of the wretched simulator.</p> - -<p>As they proceeded along, Shane Glas uttered a groan, conveying -such a feeling of real agony that his startled companion, -supposing that he had in verity received the sudden<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span> -judgment of his deception, rushed back to ascertain whether -he had not been suddenly stricken to death.</p> - -<p>“Paddy, a chorra-na-nea,” he muttered in an undergrowl, -“here’s the vagabone thief of a guager down sthreet! Exert -yerself, a-lea, to baffle the schamer, an’ don’t forget ’tis the -spotted faver I have.”</p> - -<p>Sure enough, the guager did come; and noticing, as he -passed along, the confusion and averted features of Paddy -Corbett, he immediately drew up.</p> - -<p>“Where do you live, honest man, an’ how far might you -be goin’?” said the keen exciseman.</p> - -<p>“O, wisha! may the heavens be yer honour’s bed!—ye -must be one o’ the good ould stock, to ax afther the consarns -of a poor angishore like me: but, a yinusal-a-chree, ’tisn’t -where I lives is worse to me, but where that donan in the -thruckle will die with me.”</p> - -<p>“But how far are you taking him?”</p> - -<p>“O, ’tis myself would offer a pather an’ ave on my two binded -knees for yer honour’s soul, if yer honour would tell me -that. I forgot to ax the crathur where he <em>should</em> be berrid -when we kim away, an’ now he’s speechless out an’ out.”</p> - -<p>“Come, say where is your residence,” said the other, -whose suspicion was increased by the countryman’s prevarication.</p> - -<p>“By jamine, yer honour’s larnin’ bothers me intirely; but if -yer honour manes where the woman that owns me and the childre -is, ’tis that way, west at Tubber-na-Treenoda; yer -honour has heard tell o’ Tubber-na-Treenoda, by coorse?”</p> - -<p>“Never, indeed.”</p> - -<p>“O, wisha! don’t let yer honour be a day longer that way. -If the sickness, God betune us an’ harum, kim an ye, ’twould -be betther for yer honour give a testher to the durhogh there, -to offer up a rosary for ye, than to <em>shell out</em> three pounds to -Doctor Crump.”</p> - -<p>“Perhaps you have some <em>soft goods</em> concealed under the -sick man,” said the guager, approaching the car. “I frequently -catch smuggled wares in such situations.”</p> - -<p>“The devil a taste <em>good</em> or <em>saft</em> under him, sir dear, but -the could sop from the top o’ the stack. <em>Ketch!</em> why, the -devil a haporth ye’ll <em>ketch</em> here but the spotted faver.”</p> - -<p>“Fever!” repeated the startled exciseman, retiring a step -or two.</p> - -<p>“Yes, faver, yer honour; what else? Didn’t Father Darby -that prepared him say that he had spotted faver enough -for a thousand min! Do, yer honour, come look in his face, -an’ thin throw the poor dying crathur, that kem all the way -from Decie’s counthry, by raisin of a dhream, to pay a round -for his wife’s sowl at Tubber-na-Treenoda: yes, throw him -out an the belly o’ the road, an’ let his blood, the blood o’ the -stranger, be on yer soul an’ his faver in yer body.”</p> - -<p>Paddy Corbett’s eloquence operating on the exciseman’s -dread of contagion, saved the tobacco.</p> - -<p>Our adventurers considering it rather dangerous to seek a -buyer in Killarney, directed their course eastward to Kanturk. -The hour of evening was rather advanced as they entered the -town; and Shane, who could spell his way without much difficulty -through the letters of a sign-board, seeing “entertainment -for man and horse” over the door, said they would -put up there for the night, and then directed Paddy to the -shop of the only tobacconist in town, whither for some private -motive he declined to attend him. Mr Pigtail was after -dispatching a batch of customers when Paddy entered, who, -seeing the coast clear, gave him the “God save all here,” -which is the usual phrase of greeting in the kingdom of -Kerry. Mr Pigtail was startled at the rude salutation, which, -though a beautiful benediction, and characteristic of a highly -religious people, is yet too uncouth for modern “ears polite,” -and has, excepting among the lowest class of peasants, entirely -given way to that very sincere and expressive phrase -of address, “your servant.”</p> - -<p>Now, Mr Pigtail, who meted out the length of his replies -in exact proportion to the several ranks and degrees of his -querists, upon hearing the vulgar voice that uttered the more -vulgar salute, hesitated to deign the slightest notice, but, -measuring with a glance the outward man of the saluter, he -gave a slight nod of acknowledgement, and the dissyllabic -response “servant;” but seeing Paddy Corbett with gaping -mouth about to open his embassy, and that, like Burns’s Death,</p> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">“He seemed to make a kind o’ stan’,</div> -<div class="verse indent5">But naething spak,”</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -<p>he immediately added, “Honest man, you came from the -west, I believe?”</p> - -<p>“Thrue enough for yer honour,” said Pat; “my next door -neighbours at that side are the wild Ingins of Immeriky. A -wet and could foot an’ a dhry heart I had coming to ye; but -welkim be the grace o’ God, sure poor people should make out -an honest bit an’ sup for the weeny crathurs at home; an’ I -have thirteen o’ thim, all thackeens, praise be to the Maker.”</p> - -<p>“And I dare say you have brought a trifle in my line of -business in your road?”</p> - -<p>“Faith, ’tis yerself may book it: I have the natest lafe o’ -tibaccy that ever left Connor Cro-ab-a-bo. I was going to -<em>skin</em> an the honest man—Lord betune us an’harum, I’d be the -first informer of my name, any how. But, talking o’ the tibaccy, -the man that giv it said a sweether taste never left -the hould of his ship, an’ that’s a great word. I’ll give it dog -chape, by raison o’ the long road it thravelled to yer honour.”</p> - -<p>“You don’t seem to be long in this business,” said Mr -Pigtail.</p> - -<p>“Thrue for ye there agin, a-yinusal; ’tis yourself may say -so. Since the priest christened Paddy an me, an’ that’s longer -than I can remimber, I never wint an the sachrawn afore. -God comfort poor Jillian Dawly, the crathur, an’ the grawls -I left her. Amin, a-hierna!”</p> - -<p>Now, Mr Pigtail supposed from the man’s seeming simplicity, -and his inexperience in running smuggled goods, that he -should drive a very profitable adventure with him. He -ordered him to bring the goods privately to the back way that -led to his premises; and Paddy, who had the fear of the guager -vividly before him, lost no time in obeying the mandate. But -when Mr Pigtail examined the several packages, he turns -round upon poor Paddy with a look of disapprobation, and -exclaims, “This article will not suit, good man—entirely -damaged by sea water—never do.”</p> - -<p>“<em>See</em> wather, anagh!” returns Paddy Corbett; “bad luck -to the dhrop o’ wather, salt or fresh, did my taste o’ tibaccy -ever <em>see</em>. The Colleen Ayrigh that brought it could dip an’ -skim along the waves like a sea-gull. There are two things -she never yet let in, Mr Pigtail, avourneen—wather nor wather-guards: -the one ships off her, all as one as a duck; -and the Boochal Fadda on her deck keeps t’other a good mile -off, more spunk to him.” This piece of nautical information -Paddy had ventured from gleanings collected from the rich -stores which the conversation of Shane Glas presented along -the road, and in the smugglers’ cave.</p> - -<p>“But, my good man, you cannot instruct me in the way of -my business. Take it away—no man in the trade would -venture an article like it. But I shall make a sacrifice, -rather than let a poor ignorant man fall into the hands of the -guager. I shall give you five pounds for the lot.”</p> - -<p>Paddy Corbett, who had been buoyed up by the hope of -making two hundred per cent. of his lading, now seeing all his -gainful views vanish into thin air, was loud and impassioned -in the expression of his disappointment. “O, Jillian Dawly!” -he cried, swinging his body to and fro, “Jillian, a roon manima, -what’ll ye say to yer man, afther throwing out of his -hand the half year’s rint that he had to give the agint? O! -what’ll ye say, aveen, but that I med a purty padder-napeka -of myself, listening to Shane Glas, the yellow schamer; -or what’ll Sheelabeg, the crathur, say, whin Tim Murphy -won’t take her without the cows that I won’t have to give her? -O, Misther Pigtail, avourneen, be marciful to an honest -father’s son; don’t take me short, avourneen, an’ that God -might take you short. Give me the tin pounds it cost me, -an’ I’ll pray for yer sowl, both now an’ in the world to come. -O! Jillian, Jillian, I’ll never face ye, nor Sheelabeg, nor any -o’ the crathurs agin, without the tin pound, any how. I’ll -take the vestmint, an’ all the books in Father Darby’s house -of it.”</p> - -<p>“Well, if you don’t give the tobacco to me for less than -that, you can call on one Mr Prywell, at the other side of the -bridge; he deals in such articles too. You see I cannot do -more for you, but you may go farther and fare worse,” said -the perfidious tobacconist, as he directed the unfortunate man -to the residence of Mr Paul Prywell, the officer of excise.</p> - -<p>With heavy heart, and anxious eye peering in every direction -beneath his broad-leafed hat, Paddy Corbett proceeded -till he reached a private residence having a green door and -a brass knocker. He hesitated, seeing no shop nor appearance -of business there; but on being assured that this was indeed -the house of Mr Prywell, he approached, and gave the door -three thundering knocks with the butt end of his holly-handled -whip. The owner of the domicile, roused by this very unceremonious -mode of announcement, came forth to demand the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span> -intruder’s business, and to wonder that he would not prefer -giving a single rap with the brass knocker, as was the wont -of persons in his grade of society, instead of sledging away -at the door like a “peep-o’-day boy.”</p> - -<p>“Yer honour will excuse my bouldness,” said Paddy, taking -off his hat, and scraping the mud before and behind him -a full yard; “excuse my bouldness, for I never seed such -curifixes on a dure afore, an’ I wouldn’t throuble yer honour’s -house at all at all, only in regard of a taste of goods that I -was tould would <em>shoot</em> yer honour. Ye can have it, a yinusal, -for less than nothing, case I don’t find myself in heart to push -on farther; for the baste is slow, the crathur, an’ myself that’s -saying it, making buttons for fear o’ the guager.”</p> - -<p>“Who, might I ask,” said the astonished officer of excise, -“directed you here to sell smuggled tobacco?”</p> - -<p>“A very honest gintleman, but a bad buyer, over the bridge, -sir. He’d give but five pound for what cost myself tin—foreer -dhota, that I had ever had a hand in it! I put the half -year’s rint in it, yer honour; and my thirteen femul grawls an’ -their mother, God help ’em, will be soon on the sachrawn. -I’ll never go home without the tin pound, any how. High -hanging to ye, Shane Glas, ye tallow-faced thief, that sint -me smuggling. O! Jillian, ’tis sogering I’ll soon be, with a -gun an my shoulder.”</p> - -<p>“Shane Glas!” said the exciseman; “do you know Shane -Glas; I’d give ten pounds to see the villain.”</p> - -<p>“’Tis myself does, yer honour, an’ could put yer finger an -him, if I had ye at Tubber-na-Treenoda, saving yer presence; -but as I was setting away, he was lying undher an ould quilt, -an’ I heard him telling that the priest said he had spotted -faver enough for a thousand min.”</p> - -<p>“That villain will never die of spotted fever, in my humble -opinion,” said the exciseman.</p> - -<p>“A good judgment in yer mouth, sir, achree. I heard the -rogue himself say, ‘Bad cess to the thief! that a cup-tosser -tould him he’d die of stoppage of breath.’ But won’t yer honour -allow me to turn in the lafe o’ tibaccy?”</p> - -<p>The officer of excise was struck with deep indignation at the -villany of him who would ruin a comparatively innocent man -when he failed in circumventing him, and was resolved to -punish his treachery. “My good fellow,” said he, “you are -now before the guager you dread so much, and I must do my -duty, and seize upon the tobacco. However, it is but common -justice to punish the false-hearted traitor that sent you -hither. Go back quickly, and say that he can have the lot at -his own terms; I shall follow close, and yield him the reward -of his treachery. Act discreetly in this good work of biting -the biter, and on the word of a gentleman I shall give you -ten pounds more.”</p> - -<p>Paddy was on his knees in a twinkling, his hands uplifted -in the attitude of prayer, and his mouth opened, but totally -unable between terror and delight to utter a syllable of -thanks.</p> - -<p>“Up, I say,” exclaimed the exciseman, “up and be doing; -go earn your ten pounds, and have your sweet revenge on the -thief that betrayed you.”</p> - -<p>Paddy rapidly retraced his steps, ejaculating as he went -along, “O, the noble gintleman, may the Lord make a bed in -Heaven for his sowl in glory! O, that chating imposthor, -’twas sinding the fox to mind the hins sure enough. O, high -hanging to him of a windy day!—the informer o’ the world, -I’ll make him sup sorrow.”</p> - -<p>“Have you seen the gentleman I directed you to?” said -Mr Pigtail.</p> - -<p>“Arrah, sir dear, whin I came to the bridge an looked -about me, I thought that every roguish-looking fellow I met -was the thief of a guager, an’ thin afther standing a while, -quite amplushed, with the botheration and the dread upon me, -I forgot yer friend’s name, an’ so kim back agin to ax it, if -ye plase.”</p> - -<p>“You had better take the five pounds than venture again; -there’s a guager in town, and your situation is somewhat -dangerous.”</p> - -<p>“A guager in town!” cried Paddy Corbett, with well-affected -surprise, “Isas Mauri! what’ll I do at all at all? -now I’m a gone man all out. Take it for any thing ye like, -sir dear, an’ if any throuble like this should ever come down -an ye, it will be a comfort an’ a raycreation to yer heart to -know that ye had a poor man’s blessing, <i lang="ga">avick deelish machree</i>, -an’ I give it to ye on the knees of my heart, as ye desarved it, -an’ that it may go in yer road, an’ yer childre’s road, late an’ -early, eating an’ dhrinking, lying an’ rising, buying an’ selling.”</p> - -<p>Our story has approached its close: the tobacco was safely -stowed inside, in order to be consigned to Mr Pigtail’s private -receptacle for such contraband articles. Paddy had just -pocketed his five pounds, and at that moment in burst Mr -Prywell. The execration which ever after pursued the tobacconist -for his treacherous conduct, and the heavy fine in -which he was amerced, so wrought upon his health and -circumstances, that in a short time he died in extreme poverty. -His descendants became homeless wanderers, and it is upon -record, among the brave and high-minded men of Duhallow, -that Jeffrey Pigtail of Kanturk was the only betrayer that -ever disgraced the barony.</p> - -<p class="right">E. W.</p> - -<p class="gap4"><span class="smcap">Speed on Railways.</span>—In the first of a course of lectures -on railways, delivered in the early part of last year at Manchester -by Dr Lardner, he gave the following account of -the speed attained by locomotive engines at different periods: -“Since the great questions which had been agitated respecting -the effect which an increased width of rails would have -on railway transit, and the effect which very large drawing -wheels, of great diameter, would have on certain railways, -the question of very vastly increased speed had acquired considerable -interest. Very recently two experiments had been -made, attended with most surprising results. One was the -case of the Monmouth express. A dispatch was carried from -Twyford to London on the Great Western Railway, a distance -of thirty miles, in thirty-five minutes. This distance -was traversed very favourably, and being subject to less of -those casual interruptions to which a longer trip would be -liable, it was performed at the rate of six miles in seven minutes, -or six-sevenths of a mile in one minute (very nearly -fifty-one and a half miles an hour). He had experimented -on speed very largely on most of the railways of the country, -and he had never personally witnessed that speed. The -evaporating power of those engines was enormous. Another -performance, which he had ascertained since he arrived -in this neighbourhood, showed that great as was the one just -mentioned, they must not ascribe it to any peculiar circumstance -attending the large engines and wide gauge of the -Great Western Railway. An express was dispatched a short -time since from Liverpool to Birmingham, and its speed was -stated in the papers. One engine, with its tender, went from -Liverpool, or rather from the top of the tunnel at Edge Hill, -to Birmingham, in two hours and thirty-five minutes. But -he had inquired into the circumstances of that trip, and it -appeared that the time the engine was actually in motion, -after deducting a variety of stoppages, was only one hour and -fifty minutes in traversing ninety-seven miles. The feat on the -Great Western was performed on a dead level, while on the -Grand Junction the engine first encountered the Whiston incline, -where the line rises 1 in 96 for a mile and a half; and -after passing Crewe, it encountered a plane of three miles to -the Madeley summit, rising 20 feet a mile, succeeded by another -plane, for three miles more, rising 30 feet a mile; yet -with all these impediments it performed the ninety-seven -miles in one hour and fifty minutes, or 110 minutes; consequently -the distance traversed in each minute was 97 divided -by 110, or 52 ¹⁰⁄₁₁ths, nearly 53 miles an hour—a speed which, -he confessed, if he had not evidence of it, he could scarcely -have believed to be within the bounds of mechanical possibility. -The engine which performed this feat had driving wheels -of 5½ feet diameter; their circumference would be 17¼ feet. -Taking the speed at 53 miles an hour, it was within a very -minute fraction of 80 feet in a second of time. This was not -the greatest speed of the engine, but the average speed spread -over 97 miles and there could be little doubt that it must -have exceeded sixty miles an hour during a considerable portion -of the distance.”</p> - -<p class="gap4">That man should be happy, is so evidently the intention of -the Creator, the contrivances to that end are so multitudinous -and so striking, that the perception of the aim may be called -universal. Whatever tends to make men happy, becomes a -fulfilment of the will of God. Whatever tends to make them -miserable, becomes opposition to his will.—<cite>Harriet Martineau.</cite></p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<div class="blockquote"> - -<p>Printed and published every Saturday by <span class="smcap">Gunn</span> and <span class="smcap">Cameron</span>, at the Office -of the General Advertiser, No. 6, Church Lane, College Green, Dublin.—Agents:—<span class="smcap">R. -Groombridge</span>, Panyer Alley, Paternoster Row, London; -<span class="smcap">Simms</span> and <span class="smcap">Dinham</span>, Exchange Street, Manchester; <span class="smcap">C. Davies</span>, North -John Street, Liverpool; <span class="smcap">Slocombe</span> and <span class="smcap">Simms</span>, Leeds; <span class="smcap">Fraser</span> and -<span class="smcap">Crawford</span>, George Street, Edinburgh; and <span class="smcap">David Robertson</span>, Trongate, -Glasgow.</p> - -</div> - - - - - - - - -<pre> - - - - - -End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. -36, March 6, 1841, by Various - -*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL *** - -***** This file should be named 54924-h.htm or 54924-h.zip ***** -This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: - http://www.gutenberg.org/5/4/9/2/54924/ - -Produced by Brownfox and the Online Distributed Proofreading -Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from -images generously made available by JSTOR www.jstor.org) - - -Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will -be renamed. - -Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright -law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, -so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United -States without permission and without paying copyright -royalties. 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