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-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span></p>
-
-<h1>THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL.</h1>
-
-<table summary="Headline layout">
- <tr>
- <td class="smcap">Number 36.</td>
- <td class="center">SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 1841.</td>
- <td class="right smcap">Volume I.</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class="figcenter gap4" style="width: 500px;">
-<img src="images/miltown.jpg" width="500" height="360" alt="The old bridge, Miltown" />
-</div>
-
-<h2>THE OLD BRIDGE OF MILTOWN, COUNTY OF DUBLIN.</h2>
-
-<p>We have already taken occasion more than once to express
-our admiration of the beautiful and varied scenery which surrounds
-our city on all sides, and which presents such an endless
-variety in its general character and individual features as
-no other city that we are acquainted with in the empire possesses
-in any thing like an equal degree. Other cities may have scenery
-in their immediate vicinity of some one or two classes of
-higher beauty or grandeur than we can boast of; but it is the
-proud distinction of our metropolis that there is no class of
-scenery whatsoever of which its citizens have not the most
-characteristic examples within their reach of enjoyment by a
-walk or drive of an hour or two; and yet, strange to say, they
-are not enjoyed or even appreciated. Some suburb of fashionable
-resort is indeed visited by them, but not on account of any
-picturesque beauty it may possess, but simply because it is fashionable,
-and allows us to get into a crowd&mdash;as our delightful
-Musard concerts are attended by the multitude less for the music
-than to see and be seen, and where we too often show our
-want of good taste by being listless or silent when we ought to
-applaud, and express loudly our approbation at some capricious
-extravagance of the performer that we ought to condemn.
-The truth is, that in every thing appertaining to taste we are
-as yet like children, and have very much to learn before we
-can emancipate ourselves from the trammels of vulgar fashion,
-and become qualified to enjoy those pure and refined pleasures
-consequent upon a just perception of the beautiful in art and
-nature. Till this power is acquired, our green pastoral vallies,
-our rocky cliffs, mountain glens, and shining rivers, as well as
-our exhibitions of the Fine Arts, and that pure portion of our
-literature which disdains to pander to the prejudices of sect or
-party, must remain less appreciated at home than abroad, and
-be less known to ourselves than to strangers who visit us, and
-who in this respect are often infinitely our superiors. It is no
-fault of ours, however, that we are thus defective in the cultivation
-of those higher qualities of mind which would so much
-conduce to our happiness; the causes which have produced
-such a result are sufficiently obvious to every reflecting mind,
-and do not require that we should name or more distinctly
-allude to them. But we have reason to be inspired with
-cheerful hope that they will not very long continue in operation.
-Temperance and education are making giant strides
-amongst us; and when we look at our various institutions for
-the promotion of science, art, and mechanics, all in active
-operation, and aided by the growth of a national literature, we
-can scarcely hesitate to feel assured that the arts of civilized
-life are taking a firm root in our country, and will be followed
-by their attendant blessings.</p>
-
-<p>But it may be asked, What have these remarks to do with
-Miltown Bridge, the subject of our prefixed woodcut? Our
-answer is, that in presenting our readers with one of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span>
-innumerable picturesque scenes which are found along the
-courses of our three rivers, the Liffey, the Dodder, and the
-Tolka, all of which abound in features of the most beautiful
-pastoral landscapes, we have naturally been led into such
-a train of thought by the fact that we hold their charms in
-little esteem, and that few amongst us have the taste to appreciate
-their beauties, and the consequent desire to enjoy them.
-The Liffey may perhaps be known to a certain extent to many
-of our Dublin readers, but we greatly doubt that the Tolka
-or the Dodder are equally familiar to them; and yet the great
-poet of nature, Mr Wordsworth, on his visit to our city, made
-himself most intimately acquainted with the scenery of the
-former, and thought it not inferior to that of his own Duddon,
-which his genius has immortalized.</p>
-
-<p>In like manner, the scenery of the Dodder, though so little
-known to the mass of our fellow citizens, has been often explored
-by many British as well as native artists, who have filled
-their portfolios with its picturesque treasures, and have spoken
-of them with rapturous enthusiasm. Thus, for example, it
-was, as we well know, from this fount that much of the inspiration
-of our great self-taught imaginative painter Danby
-was drawn; and though we could not point to a higher name,
-we could, if it were necessary, give many other little less illustrious
-examples of talent cultivated in the same school of
-nature.</p>
-
-<p>Amongst the many picturesque objects which this little
-mountain river presents, the Old Bridge of Miltown has
-always been with those children of genius an especial favourite,
-and many an elaborate study has been made of its stained
-and timeworn walls. It is indeed just such a scene as
-the lover of the picturesque would delight in;&mdash;quiet and
-sombre in its colour, harmonious in its accompanying features
-of old buildings, rocks, water, and mountain background;
-and, as a whole, impressed with a poetical sentiment approaching
-to melancholy, derived from its pervading expression of
-neglect and ruin. It is for these reasons that we have given
-old Miltown bridge a place in our topographical collections;
-and though many of our Dublin readers, for whom, on this occasion,
-we write especially, may not fully understand our
-language, or participate in our feelings, the fault is not ours:
-our object in writing is a kind one. We would desire that
-they should all acquire the power of enjoying the beautiful in
-nature, and, as a consequence, in art; knowing as we do
-that such power is productive of the sweetest as well as the
-purest of intellectual pleasures of which we are susceptible,
-and makes us not only happier, but better men.</p>
-
-<p>We are aware also that some of our Dublin readers, whose
-tastes are not uncultivated, but who have taken less trouble
-than ourselves to make themselves familiar with our suburban
-localities, may think that we speak too enthusiastically of the
-scenery of the Dodder river and its accompanying features. But
-if such readers would meet us at Miltown some sunny morning
-in May or June next, and accompany us along the Dodder till
-we reach its source among the mountains&mdash;a moderate walk&mdash;we
-are satisfied that we should be able to remove their scepticism,
-and give them an enjoyment more delightful than they
-could anticipate, and for which they would thank us warmly.
-We could show them not only a varied succession of scenes of
-picturesque or romantic beauty on the way, but also many
-contiguous objects of historic interest, on which we would
-discourse them much legendary lore, and which we should
-lead them to examine, offering as an excuse for our temporary
-divergence the beautiful sound of Wordsworth to his favourite
-Duddon:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Who swerves from innocence, who makes divorce</div>
-<div class="verse">Of that serene companion&mdash;a good name,</div>
-<div class="verse">Recovers not his loss, but walks with shame,</div>
-<div class="verse">With doubt, with fear, and haply with remorse.</div>
-<div class="verse">And oft-times he, who, yielding to the force</div>
-<div class="verse">Of chance-temptation, ere his journey end,</div>
-<div class="verse">From chosen comrade turns, or faithful friend,</div>
-<div class="verse">In vain shall rue the broken intercourse.</div>
-<div class="verse">Not so with such as loosely wear the chain,</div>
-<div class="verse">That binds them, pleasant River! to thy side:&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">Through the rough copse wheel thou with hasty stride,</div>
-<div class="verse">I choose to saunter o’er the grassy plain,</div>
-<div class="verse">Sure, when the separation has been tried,</div>
-<div class="verse">That we, who part in love, shall meet again.</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Thus, as we approached towards Rathfarnham, we should
-ask them to admire that noble classic gateway on the river’s
-side, which leads into the deserted park of the Loftus family,
-and which in its present state, clothed with ivy and hastening
-to decay, cheats the imagination with its appearance of age,
-and looks an arch of triumph of old Rome. We would then
-lead them into this noble abandoned park, still in its desolation
-rich in the magnificence of art and nature; then we
-would take a meditative look at its general features and at
-those of the grim yet grand and characteristic castellated mansion
-which with so much cost it was formed to adorn; and
-we should ask our companions, why has so much beauty and
-magnificence been thus abandoned? Here in its silent hall we
-could still show them original marble busts of Pope and Newton
-by Roubilliac; and, in the drawing-room, pictures painted
-expressly for it on the spot by the fair and accomplished hand
-of Angelica Kaufmann. But the interest of those objects would
-after all be somewhat a saddening one, and we should return to
-our cheerful river with renewed pleasure, to relieve our
-spirits with a view of objects more enlivening. Such an object
-would be that old mill near Rathfarnham, where paper
-was first manufactured in Ireland about two centuries since.
-It was on the paper so made that Usher’s Primordia was
-printed, and the Annals of the Four Masters were written.
-The manufacturer was a Dutchman&mdash;but what matter? At
-the Bridge of Templeoge we should probably make another
-short divergence, to take a look at the old park and mansion
-of the Talbots and Domvilles; and here, beneath a majestic
-grove of ancient forest trees, we should show our companions
-the largest bank of violets that ever came under our observation.
-But the limits allotted to this article will not
-permit us to describe or even name a twentieth part of the
-objects or scenes of interest and beauty that would present
-themselves in quick succession; and we shall only say a few
-words on one more&mdash;the glorious Glanasmole, or the Valley of
-the Thrush, in which the Dodder has its source. Reader,
-have you ever seen this noble valley? Most probably you have
-not, for we know but few that ever even heard of it; and yet
-this glen, situated within some six or seven miles of Dublin,
-presents mountain scenery as romantic, wild, and almost as
-magnificent, as any to be found in Ireland. In this majestic
-solitude, with the lovely Dodder sparkling at our feet, and the
-gloomy Kippure mountain with his head shrouded in the
-clouds two thousand four hundred feet above us, we have a
-realization of the scenery of the Ossianic poetry. It is indeed
-the very locality in which the scenes of some of these
-legends are laid, as in the well-known Ossianic romance called
-the Hunt of Glanasmole; and monuments commemorative of
-the celebrated Fin and his heroes, “tall grey stones,” are still
-to be seen in the glen and on its surrounding mountains. We
-could conduct our readers to the well of Ossian, and the tomb
-of Fin’s celebrated dog Bran, in which, perhaps, the naturalist
-might find and determine his species by his remains. The
-monument of Fin himself is on a mountain in the neighbourhood,
-and that of his wife Finane, according to the legends of
-the place, gives name to a mountain over the glen, called
-See-Finane. But there are objects of even greater interest to
-the antiquary and naturalist than those to be seen in Glanasmole,
-namely, the three things for which, according to some of
-these old bardic poems, the glen was anciently remarkable,
-and which were peculiar to it: these were the large breed of
-thrushes from which the valley derived its name, the great
-size of the ivy leaves found on its rocks, and the large berries
-of the rowan or mountain ash, which formerly adorned its
-sides. The ash woods indeed no longer exist, having been
-destroyed to make charcoal above eighty years since, but
-shoots bearing the large berries are still to be seen, while the
-thrush continues in his original haunt in the little dell at the
-source of the river on the side of Kippure, undisturbed and
-undiminished in size, and the giant ivy clings to the rocks as
-large as ever; we have seen leaves of it from seven to ten
-inches diameter. We should also state, that to the geologist
-Glanasmole is as interesting as to the painter, antiquary, or
-naturalist, as our friend Dr Schouler will show our readers in
-some future number of our Journal.</p>
-
-<p>But we must bring our walk and our gossip to a conclusion,
-or our friends will tire of both, if they are not so already.
-Let us, then, rest at the little primitive Irish Christian church
-of Killmosantan, now ignorantly called St Anne’s, seated on
-the bank of the river amongst the mountains; and having
-refreshed ourselves with a drink from the pure fountain of the
-saint, we shall return in silence to the place from which we
-started, and bid our kind companions a warm farewell.</p>
-
-<p class="right">P.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">NOTICE OF A SINGULAR BOOK ON FOSSIL REMAINS.</h2>
-
-<p>Most of our readers must have heard of the wonderful discoveries
-of Cuvier respecting the extinct animals of a former
-world, and of the sagacity with which that profound anatomist
-disclosed the history of races, of whose existence the only
-evidence we possess depends upon the preservation of a few
-bones or fragments of skeletons. The same subject, which in
-the hands of genius has afforded such brilliant discoveries,
-has also afforded wide scope for credulity, and even imposture.
-The bones of the larger races of extinct animals were formerly
-believed alike by the learned and the vulgar to be those
-of giants. Even as late as the seventeenth century, learned
-anatomists believed that the bones of the extinct elephant
-belonged to a gigantic race of men. In the year 1577, some
-bones of the elephant were disinterred near the town of
-Lucerne, in Switzerland; the magistrates sent them to a
-professor of anatomy, who decided that they belonged to the
-skeleton of a giant, and the citizens were so delighted with
-the discovery that they adopted a giant as the supporter of
-the arms of their town, an honour which he still retains. In
-the same century, some bones of the elephant found in
-Dauphiny were exhibited in different parts of Europe as the
-remains of the general of the Cimbri who invaded Rome, and
-who was defeated by the consul Marius some time before the
-commencement of the Christian era. In this case, however,
-the mistake was not allowed to pass unnoticed, and the surgeons
-and physicians of Paris entered into a lengthened
-discussion respecting the nature of the bones; and the works
-written on this subject, if collected, would form a small
-library.</p>
-
-<p>The most extraordinary instance of mystification and credulity
-upon record is to be found in the history of a book on
-Petrifactions, published by a German professor at the commencement
-of the last century. We quote the following
-notice of this very rare book from a French publication:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>It is related in the life of Father Kircher, one of the most
-eccentric of men, that some youths, desirous of amusing
-themselves at his expense, practised the following mystification
-upon him. They engraved a number of fantastic figures
-upon a stone, which they afterwards buried in a place where a
-house was about to be built. The stone was found by the
-workmen while digging the foundation, and of course found
-its way to the learned Father, who was quite delighted with
-the treasure; and after much labour and research, he gave
-such a translation of the inscription as might have been expected
-from the whimsical disposition of the man. Kircher
-had been a professor at Wurzburg where this anecdote became
-well known, and led to another mystification of a much more
-serious nature, as it was pushed so far as to occasion the
-publication of a folio volume.</p>
-
-<p>M. Berenger, physician to the Prince-Bishop of Wurzburg,
-and a professor in the University, was an enthusiastic collector
-of natural curiosities. He collected without discrimination,
-and above all things valued those objects which by
-their strange forms seemed to contradict the laws of nature.
-This pursuit drew much ridicule upon M. Berenger, and induced
-a young man of the name of Rodrich to amuse himself
-at his expense. Rodrich cut upon stones the figures of different
-kinds of animals, and caused them to be brought to
-Berenger, who purchased them and encouraged the search for
-more. The success of the trick encouraged its author; he
-prepared new petrifactions, of the most absurd nature imaginable.
-They consisted of bats with the heads and wings
-of butterflies, winged crabs, frogs, Hebrew and other characters,
-snails, spiders with their webs, &amp;c. When a sufficient
-number of them was prepared, boys who had been taught
-their lesson brought them to the professor, informing him
-that they had found them near the village of Eibelstadt, and
-caused him to pay dearly for the time they had employed in
-collecting them. Delighted with the ease with which he obtained
-so many wonders, he expressed a desire to visit the
-place where they had been found, and the boys conducted him
-to a locality where they had previously buried a number of
-specimens. At last, when he had formed an ample collection,
-he could no longer resist the inclination of making them known
-to the learned world. He thought he would be guilty of selfishness
-if he withheld from the public that knowledge which
-had afforded him so much delight. He exhibited his treasures
-to the admiration of the learned, in a work containing twenty-one
-plates, with a Latin text explanatory of the figures.</p>
-
-<p>As soon as M. Deckard, a brother professor, who was
-probably in the plot, was aware of this ridiculous publication,
-he expressed great regret that the mystification had been
-pushed so far, and informed M. Berenger of the hoax that
-had been played upon him. The unfortunate author was now
-as anxious to recall his work as he had formerly been to give
-it to the public. Some copies, however, found their way into
-the libraries of the curious.</p>
-
-<p>Nothing can be imagined more strange than this book,
-whether we consider the opinions contained in it, or the manner
-in which they are stated. It deserves to be better known
-as a monument of the most extravagant credulity, and as an
-evidence of the follies at which the mind may arrive when it
-attempts to bend the laws of nature to its chimeras. Nothing
-can be more absurd than the allegoric engraving placed on
-the title-page. On the summit of a Parnassus, composed of
-an enormous accumulation of petrifactions, we observe an
-obelisk supporting the arms of the Prince-Bishop, and surrounded
-by Cupids and garlands of flowers. Above the pyramid
-there is a sun surmounted by the name of the Deity, in
-Hebrew characters. Different emblematic persons holding
-petrifactions in their hands are placed on the sides of the
-mountain. At its base we observe on the right a tonsured
-Apollo, who doubtless represents the Prince-Bishop, and on
-the left we see the professor himself demonstrating all these
-wonders; and also a genius, seated near the centre of the
-mountain, is writing down his words in Hebrew characters.
-In the dedication M. Berenger gives an explanation of these
-allegories. But what is still more remarkable, it appears that
-even the engraver has amused himself at the expense of the
-professor. What renders this probable is, that at the base
-of the engraving are figured pick-axes and spades necessary
-for extracting petrifactions, and along with them chisels,
-compass, and mallet, the emblems of sculpture; and what is
-still more wicked, a bell, the emblem of noise.</p>
-
-<p>The work is dedicated to the Prince-Bishop of Wurzburg,
-on whom were bestowed the epithets of the New Apollo, Sacred
-Amulet of the country, the New Sun of Franconia, and others
-selected with equal taste. The most absurd flattery abounds
-in this dedication, of which the following may be taken as a
-sample. “The opinions of philosophers are still unsettled.
-They hesitate whether to ascribe the wonderful productions
-of this mountain to the admirable operations of nature, or to
-the art of the ancients; but, interpreted by the public gratitude,
-all unite with me in proclaiming that this useless and uncultivated
-hill has rendered illustrious by its wonders the beginning
-of your reign, and has honoured a learned Prince, the
-protector and support of learning, by a hecatomb of petrified
-plants, flowers, and animals. If it be permitted to attribute
-these marvels to the industry of antiquity, I can say that
-Franconia was once the rival of Egypt. By a usage unknown
-in Europe, Memphis covered her gigantic monuments with
-hieroglyphics, and I do not hazard an idle conjecture. I state
-without fear of contradiction, that the obelisk which crowns
-this mountain exhibits in its petrifactions the emblems of your
-virtues.” According to the author, the name of the Deity in
-Hebrew characters indicates the zeal of the Prince for religion.
-The sun, the moon, and the stars, his beneficence, justice,
-prudence, and indefatigable vigilance; the comets, contrary
-to the vulgar idea, which considers them signs of evil,
-foretell the happy events of his reign; and the fossil shells represent
-the hearts of his subjects.</p>
-
-<p>It appears from the preface that M. Berenger had solicited
-and obtained permission from the Prince-Bishop to publish
-his work. He confesses that the greater number of
-philosophers and intelligent people he had consulted were of
-opinion that these petrifactions were the products of art; in
-opposition to this erroneous opinion, he asserts that he has convinced
-the sceptics by taking them to the spot where he found
-his curiosities. Their astonishment, he adds, and their unanimous
-and perfect conviction, had given him the utmost joy,
-and amply recompensed him for all his labour and expense.</p>
-
-<p>This work was to have been followed by others. It is divided
-into fourteen chapters, each chapter being devoted to a
-single question. Most of these questions are so extraordinary
-and so singularly treated of, that one can scarcely believe that
-the author was in earnest. Thus, Chap. 4, The petrifactions of
-Wurzburg are not relics of Paganism, nor can they be attributed
-to the art and superstition of the Germans during
-heathen times.</p>
-
-<p>Chap. 5. The ingenious conjecture which attributes their
-formation to the plastic power of light.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Chap. 6. The germs of shell-fish and marine animals, mixed
-with the vapours of the ocean, and scattered over the earth
-by the showers, are not the source of the fossils of Wurzburg.</p>
-
-<p>Chap. 12. Our petrifactions are not the products of modern
-art, as some persons have ventured to assert, throwing a
-cloud of doubts and fables over this subject.</p>
-
-<p>Chap. 13. Grave reasons for considering our petrifactions
-as the work of nature, and not of art.</p>
-
-<p>The absurdity of the arguments employed in the discussion
-of these different propositions, exceeds all belief. For example,
-the author, to refute the opinion of those who attribute these
-petrifactions to the superstition of the Pagans, demonstrates
-that none of these specimens in his possession are
-described in the decrees of the German synods, which proscribed
-images and sorcery. Neither can they be considered
-as victims offered to idols, for who ever sacrificed figured
-stones instead of living animals? They are not amulets
-which Pagan parents hung around the necks of their children,
-to preserve them from the charms of witchcraft, for some of
-them are so heavy that they would strangle the poor infant,
-and there is no aperture in any of them through which a chain
-could be passed. Finally, what renders it impossible that these
-stones are the remains of Paganism, is, that many of them are
-inscribed with Hebrew, Arabic, Greek, and German characters,
-expressing the name of the Deity.</p>
-
-<p>This work, as we have stated, was suppressed when he discovered
-the cruel hoax that had been played upon him. The
-work, in its original state, is very rare, and is only known
-to the curious; but after the death of M. Berenger, the copies
-which he had retained were given to the public by a bookseller,
-but with a new title-page.</p>
-
-<p class="right">S.</p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">SONGS OF OUR LAND.</h2>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Songs of our land, ye are with us for ever,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">The power and the splendour of thrones pass away;</div>
-<div class="verse">But yours is the might of some far flowing river,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Through Summer’s bright roses or Autumn’s decay.</div>
-<div class="verse">Ye treasure each voice of the swift passing ages,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">And truth, which time writeth on leaves or on sand;</div>
-<div class="verse">Ye bring us the bright thoughts of poets and sages,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">And keep them among us, old songs of our land.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">The bards may go down to the place of their slumbers,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">The lyre of the charmer be hushed in the grave,</div>
-<div class="verse">But far in the future the power of their numbers</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Shall kindle the hearts of our faithful and brave.</div>
-<div class="verse">It will waken an echo in souls deep and lonely,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Like voices of reeds by the summer breeze fanned;</div>
-<div class="verse">It will call up a spirit for freedom, when only</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Her breathings are heard in the songs of our land.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">For they keep a record of those, the true hearted,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Who fell with the cause they had vowed to maintain;</div>
-<div class="verse">They show us bright shadows of glory departed,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Of love that grew cold, and the hope that was vain.</div>
-<div class="verse">The page may be lost and the pen long forsaken,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">And weeds may grow wild o’er the brave heart and hand;</div>
-<div class="verse">But ye are still left when all else hath been taken,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Like streams in the desert, sweet songs of our land.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Songs of our land, ye have followed the stranger,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">With power over ocean and desert afar,</div>
-<div class="verse">Ye have gone with our wanderers through distance and danger,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">And gladdened their path like a home-guiding star.</div>
-<div class="verse">With the breath of our mountains in summers long vanished,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">And visions that passed like a wave from the sand,</div>
-<div class="verse">With hope for their country and joy from her banished,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Ye come to us ever, sweet songs of our land.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">The spring time may come with the song of her glory,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">To bid the green heart of the forest rejoice,</div>
-<div class="verse">But the pine of the mountain, though blasted and hoary,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">And the rock in the desert, can send forth a voice.</div>
-<div class="verse">It is thus in their triumph for deep desolations,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">While ocean waves roll or the mountains shall stand,</div>
-<div class="verse">Still hearts that are bravest and best of the nations,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Shall glory and live in the songs of their land.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse right">F. B.</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">PERIODICAL LITERATURE.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE POOR AUTHOR.<a name="FNanchor_1" id="FNanchor_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a></span></h2>
-
-<p>How many a time do we take up the page of news, or the
-sheet of literary novelty, without reflecting upon the nameless
-sources whence their contents have been derived; and yet
-what a fruitful field do they afford for our deepest contemplation,
-and our holiest and purest sympathies! There may be
-there brought together, and to the general eye displayed in
-undistinguished union, contributions over which the jewelled
-brow of nobility hath been knitted into the frown of thoughtfulness,
-and side by side with these, chapters wearily traced
-out by the tremulous hand of unbefriended genius. Upon
-the former we do not mean to dwell, but we <em>would</em> wish for
-a few moments to contemplate the heart-trying condition of
-the latter.</p>
-
-<p>It is hard to conceive a situation more replete with wretchedness
-than that of the struggling man of letters&mdash;of him
-who has offered his <em>all</em> before the shrine of long-looked-for
-fame; who has staked health, and peace, and happiness, that
-he may win her favour, and who nevertheless holds an uncertain
-tenure even of his “daily bread.” He is poor and in
-misery, yet he lives in a world of boundless wealth; but in this
-very thing is to be found the exquisite agony of his condition.
-What though haggard want wave around him her lean and
-famished hands, what avails <em>that</em>? Write he must, if it be
-but to satisfy the cravings of a stinted nature; write he
-must, though his only reward be the scanty pittance that was
-greedily covenanted for, and when his due, but grudgingly
-presented him. And then he must delineate plenty and happiness;
-he must describe “the short holiday of childhood,”
-the guileless period of maiden’s modesty, the sunshine of the
-moment when we first hear that we are loved, the placid
-calm of peaceful resignation; or it may be, the charms that
-nature wears in England’s happy vales, the beauty of her
-scenery, the splendour and wealth of her institutions, the
-protecting law for the poor man, her admirable code of jurisprudence.
-All, all these may be the theme of his song, or
-the subject of his appointed task; but the hours will pass
-away, and the spirits he has called up will disappear, and his
-visions of happiness will leave him only, if it be possible, more
-fearfully alive to his own helplessness&mdash;they cannot wake their
-echo in his soul, and instead of their worthier office of healing
-and blessedness, they render his wound deeper, deadlier,
-and more rankling.</p>
-
-<p>And who is there, think you, kind reader, that can feel
-more acutely the sting of neglect and poverty than the lonely
-man of genius? Of him how truly may it be said, “he cannot
-dig, to beg he is ashamed!” His intellect is his world;
-it is the glorious city in which he abides, the treasure-house
-wherein his very being is garnered; it is to cultivate it that
-he has lived; and when <em>it</em> fails him in his wintry hour, is not
-he indeed “of all men most miserable?”</p>
-
-<p>But let us suppose that his prescribed duty is done, that
-the required article is written, and that this child of his sick
-and aching brain is at last dismissed; and can his thoughts
-follow it? Can his heart bear the reflection that it shall find
-admission where <em>he</em> durst not make his appearance? He
-knows that it will be laid on the gorgeous table of the rich
-and honourable. He knows, too, that it will find its way to
-the happy fireside, the home where sorrow hath not yet entered&mdash;such
-as once was his own in the days of his childhood.
-He knows that the unnatural relation who spurned him from
-his door when he asked the bread of charity, may see it, and
-without at all knowing the writer, that even <em>his</em> scornful
-sneer may be thereby relaxed. He knows&mdash;&mdash;but why more?
-Of <em>himself</em> he knows that want and woe have been his companions,
-that they are yet encamped around him, and that
-they will only end their ministry “where the wicked cease
-from troubling, and the weary are at rest!”</p>
-
-<p>This is by no means&mdash;oh, would that it were so!&mdash;an ideal
-picture. In <span class="smcap">London</span>, amid her “wilderness of building,”
-there are <em>at this hour</em> hundreds whose sufferings could corroborate
-it, and whose necessities could give the stamping
-conviction to its truth. We were ourselves cognizant of the
-history of one young man’s life, his early and buoyant hopes,
-his subsequent misfortunes and miseries, and his early and
-unripe death, to all of which, anything that is painted above
-bears but a faint and indistinct resemblance. He was an<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span>
-Irishman, and gifted with the characteristics of his country&mdash;a
-romantic genius, united with feelings the most tremulous,
-and tender, and impassioned. Many years have since passed
-away, and over and over again have the wild flowers sprung
-up, and bloomed, and withered over his narrow resting place,
-no unmeet emblem of</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">“The poor inhabitant below!”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>but never has the memory of his sad story faded from us&mdash;never
-may it fade! His lot was unhappy, and he “perished
-in his pride.” His reason eventually bowed before his intense
-sufferings; and excepting the few minutes just before his
-spirit passed away, his last hours were uncheered by the
-glimpse of that glorious intellect which had promised to
-crown him with a chaplet of undying fame. Even as it was,
-he had attracted notice; his writings were beginning to
-make for him a name; and the Prime Minister of England
-did not think it beneath him to visit his lonely lodging, and
-to endeavour to raise his sinking soul with the promise of
-almost unlimited patronage. But the restorative came too
-late: the poison had worked its portion, and in the guise of
-Fame, <span class="smcap">Death</span> approached;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse indent5">“And as around the brow</div>
-<div class="verse">Of that ill-fated votary he wreath’d</div>
-<div class="verse">The crown of victory, silently he twined</div>
-<div class="verse">The cypress with the laurel: at his foot</div>
-<div class="verse">Perish’d the <span class="smcap">Martyr Student</span>.”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>We have nothing to add to this. Had we not hoped to
-strike a chord of sympathy in our reader’s heart, we should
-never have even advanced so far, or have uplifted the veil
-so as to exhibit the “latter end” of such. Reader, in conclusion,
-you know not the toil, and trouble, and bodily labour,
-and mental inquietude, that furnish you each week with
-the price of <span class="smcapuc">YOUR PENNY</span>!</p>
-
-<p class="right">S. H.</p>
-
-<div class="footnotes">
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_1" id="Footnote_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> The writer, as will be seen, has had in view solely the literature of
-London.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">PADDY CORBETT’S FIRST SMUGGLING TRIP.</h2>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">“Then on the ’tither hand present her,</div>
-<div class="verse">A blackguard smuggler right behint her,</div>
-<div class="verse">And cheek-for-chow a chuffle vintner,</div>
-<div class="verse indent5">Colleaguin’ join.”&mdash;&mdash;<span class="smcap">Burns.</span></div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>No order of men has experienced severer treatment from
-the various classes into which society is divided, than that of
-excisemen, or, as they are vulgarly denominated, guagers.
-If, unlike the son of the Hebrew patriarch, their hand is not
-raised against every man, yet they may be truly said to inherit
-a portion of Ishmael’s destiny, for every man’s hand is
-against them. The cordial and unmitigated hostility of the
-lower classes follows the guager at every point of his dangerous
-career, whether his pursuit be smuggled goods, potteen,
-or unpermitted parliament. Literary men have catered
-to the gratification of the public at his expense, by exhibiting
-him in their stories of Irish life under such circumstances
-that the good-natured reader scarcely knows whether to
-laugh or weep most at his ludicrous distress. The varied
-powers of rhyme have been pressed into the service by the
-man of genius and the lover of fun. The “Diel’s awa’ wi’
-the Exciseman” of Burns, and the Irishman’s “Paddy was up
-to the Guager,” will ever remain to prove the truth of the
-foregoing assertion.</p>
-
-<p>But the humble historian of this unpretending narrative
-is happy to record one instance of retributory justice on the
-part of an individual of this devoted class, which would have
-procured him a statue in the temple of Nemesis, had his lot
-been cast among the ancients. Many instances of the generosity,
-justice, and self-abandonment of the guager, have
-come to the writer’s knowledge, and these acts of virtue shall
-not be utterly forgotten. The readers of the Irish Penny
-Journal shall blush to find men, whose qualities might reconcile
-the estranged misanthrope to the human family, rendered
-the butt of ridicule, and their many virtues lost and unknown.</p>
-
-<p>On a foggy evening in the November of a year of which
-Irish tradition, not being critically learned in chronology, has
-not furnished the date, two men pursued their way along a
-bridle road that led through a wild mountain tract in a remote
-and far westward district of Kerry. The scene was
-savage and lonely. Far before them extended the broad
-Atlantic, upon whose wild and heaving bosom the lowering
-clouds seemed to settle in fitful repose. Round and beyond,
-on the dark and barren heath, rose picturesque masses of
-rock&mdash;the finger-stones which nature, it would seem, in some
-wayward frolic, had tossed into pinnacled heaps of strange and
-multiform construction. About their base, and in the deep
-interstices of their sides, grew the holly and the hardy mountain
-ash, and on their topmost peaks frisked the agile goat in
-all the pride of unfettered liberty.</p>
-
-<p>These men, each of whom led a Kerry pony that bore an
-empty sack along the difficult pathway, were as dissimilar in
-form and appearance as any two of Adam’s descendants possibly
-could be. One was a low-sized, thickset man; his broad
-shoulders and muscular limbs gave indication of considerable
-strength; but the mild expression of his large blue eyes and
-broad, good-humoured countenance, told, as plain as the human
-face divine could, that the fierce and stormy passions of
-our kind never exerted the strength of that muscular arm in
-deeds of violence. A jacket and trousers of brown frieze,
-and a broad-brimmed hat made of that particular grass named
-<i lang="ga">thraneen</i>, completed his dress. It would be difficult to conceive
-a more strange or unseemly figure than the other: he
-exceeded in height the usual size of men; but his limbs, which
-hung loosely together, and seemed to accompany his emaciated
-body with evident reluctance, were literally nothing but skin
-and bone; his long conical head was thinly strewed with
-rusty-coloured hair that waved in the evening breeze about a
-haggard face of greasy, sallow hue, where the rheumy sunken
-eye, the highly prominent nose, the thin and livid lip, half
-disclosing a few rotten straggling teeth, significantly seemed
-to tell how disease and misery can attenuate the human frame.
-He moved, a living skeleton: yet, strange to say, the smart
-nag which he led was hardly able to keep pace with the
-swinging unequal stride of the gaunt pedestrian, though his
-limbs were so fleshless that his clothes flapped and fluttered
-around him as he stalked along the chilly moor.</p>
-
-<p>As the travellers proceeded, the road, which had lately been
-pent within the huge masses of granite, now expanded sufficiently
-to allow them a little side-by-side discourse; and the
-first-mentioned person pushed forward to renew a conversation
-which seemed to have been interrupted by the inequalities
-of the narrow pathway.</p>
-
-<p>“An’ so ye war saying, Shane Glas,” he said, advancing
-in a straight line with his spectre-looking companion, “ye
-war saying that face of yours would be the means of keeping
-the guager from our taste of tibaccy.”</p>
-
-<p>“The devil resave the guager will ever squint at a lafe of
-it,” says Shane Glas, “if I’m in yer road. There was never
-a cloud over Tim Casey for the twelve months I thravelled
-with him; and if the foolish man had had me the day his taste
-o’ brandy was taken, he’d have the fat boiling over his pot to-day,
-’tisn’t that I say it myself.”</p>
-
-<p>“The sorrow from me, Shane Glas,” returned his friend
-with a hearty laugh, and a roguish glance of his funny eye
-at the angular and sallow countenance of the other, “the
-sorrow be from me if it’s much of Tim’s <em>fat</em> came in your
-way, at any rate, though I don’t say as much for the <em>graise</em>.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s laughing at the crucked side o’ yer mouth ye’d be.
-I’m thinking, Paddy Corbett,” said Shane Glas, “if the
-thief of a guager smelt your taste o’ tibaccy&mdash;Crush Chriest
-duin! and I not there to fricken him off, as I often done
-afore.”</p>
-
-<p>“But couldn’t we take our lafe o’ tibaccy on our ponies’
-backs in panniers, and throw a few hake or some oysters
-over ’em, and let on that we’re fish-joulting?”</p>
-
-<p>“Now, mark my words, Paddy Corbett: there’s a chap
-in Killarney as knowledgeable as a jailor; Ould Nick wouldn’t
-bate him in roguery. So put your goods in the thruckle, shake
-a wisp over ’em, lay me down over that in the fould o’ the
-quilt, and say that I kem from Decie’s counthry to pay a
-round at Tubber-na-Treenoda, and that I caught a faver,
-and that ye’re taking me home to die, for the love o’ God and
-yer mother’s sowl. Say, that Father Darby, who prepared
-me, said I had the worst spotted faver that kem to the
-counthry these seven years. If that doesn’t fricken him off,
-ye’re sowld” (betrayed.)</p>
-
-<p>By this time they had reached a deep ravine, through
-which a narrow stream pursued its murmuring course. Here
-they left the horses, and, furnished with the empty sacks,
-pursued their onward route till they reached a steep cliff. Far
-below in the dark and undefined space sounded the hollow
-roar of the heaving ocean, as its billowy volume broke upon
-its granite barrier, and formed along the dark outline a zone
-of foam, beneath whose snowy crest the ever-impelled and
-angry wave yielded its last strength in myriad flashes of
-phosphoric light, that sparkled and danced in arrowy splendour
-to the wild and sullen music of the dashing sea.</p>
-
-<p>“Paddy Corbett, avick,” said Shane Glas, “pull yer legs
-fair an’ aisy afther ye; one inch iv a mistake, achorra, might<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span>
-sind ye a long step of two hundred feet to furnish a could
-supper for the sharks. The sorrow a many would vinture
-down here, avourneen, barring the red fox of the hill and
-the honest smuggler; they are both poor persecuted crathurs,
-but God has given them <em>gumpshun</em> to find a place of shelter for
-the fruits of their honest industhry, glory be to his holy name!”</p>
-
-<p>Shane Glas was quite correct in his estimate of the
-height of this fearful cliff. It overhung the deep Atlantic,
-and the narrow pathway wound its sinuous way round and
-beneath so many frightful precipices, that had the unpractised
-feet of Paddy Corbett threaded the mazy declivity in
-the clear light of day, he would in all probability have performed
-the saltation, and furnished the banquet of which
-Shane Glas gave him a passing hint. But ignorance of his
-fearful situation saved his life. His companion, in addition
-to his knowledge of this secret route, had a limberness of
-muscle, and a pliancy of uncouth motion, that enabled him
-to pursue every winding of the awful slope with all the activity
-of a weasel. In their descent, the wild sea-fowl, roused
-by the unusual approach of living things from their couch of
-repose, swept past on sounding wing into the void and dreary
-space abroad, uttering discordant cries, which roused the
-more distant slumberers of the rocks. As they farther descended
-round the foot of the cliff, where the projecting
-crags formed the sides of a little cove, a voice, harsh and
-threatening, demanded “who goes there?” The echo of the
-questioner’s interrogation, reverberating along the receding
-wall of rocks, would seem to a fanciful ear the challenge of
-the guardian spirit of the coast pursuing his nightly round.
-The wild words blended in horrid unison through the mid
-air with the sigh of waving wings and discordant screams,
-which the echoes of the cliffs multiplied a thousand fold, as
-though all the demons of the viewless world had chosen that
-hour and place of loneliness to give their baneful pinions and
-shrieks of terror to the wind.</p>
-
-<p>“Who goes there?” again demanded this strange warder
-of the savage scene; and again the scream of the sea bird
-and the echo of human tones sounded wildly along the sea.</p>
-
-<p>“A friend, avick machree,” replied Shane Glas. “Paudh,
-achorra, what beautiful lungs you have! But keep yer voice
-a thrifle lower, ma bouchal, or the wather-guards might be
-after staling a march on ye, sharp as ye are.”</p>
-
-<p>“Shane Glas, ye slinging thief,” rejoined the other, “is
-that yerself? Honest man,” addressing the new comer,
-“take care of that talla-faced schamer. My hand for ye,
-Shane will see his own funeral yet, for the devil another
-crathur, barring a fox, could creep down the cliff till the
-moon rises, any how. But I know what saved yer bacon;
-he that’s born to be hanged&mdash;you can repate the rest o’ the
-thrue ould saying yerself, ye poor atomy!”</p>
-
-<p>“Chorpan Doul,” said Shane Glas, rather chafed by the severe
-raillery of the other, “is it because to shoulder an ould gun
-that an honest man can’t tell you what a Judy ye make o’ yerself,
-swaggering like a raw Peeler, and frightening every
-shag on the cliff with yer foolish bull-scuttering! Make way
-there, or I’ll stick that ould barrel in yez&mdash;make way there,
-ye spalpeen!”</p>
-
-<p>“Away to yer masther with ye, ye miserable disciple,”
-returned the unsparing jiber. “Arrah, by the hole o’ my
-coat, afther you have danced yer last jig upon nothing, with
-yer purty himp cravat on, I’ll coax yer miserable carcass
-from the hangman to frighten the crows with.”</p>
-
-<p>When the emaciated man and his companion had proceeded
-a few paces along the narrow ledge that lay between the
-steep cliff and the sea, they entered a huge excavation in the
-rock, which seemed to have been formed by volcanic agency,
-when the infant world heaved in some dire convulsion of its
-distempered bowels. The footway of the subterranean vault
-was strewn with the finest sand, which, hardened by frequent
-pressure, sent the tramp of the intruder’s feet reverberating
-along the gloomy vacancy. On before gleamed a strong
-light, which, piercing the surrounding darkness, partially revealed
-the sides of the cavern, while the far space beneath the
-lofty roof, impervious to the powerful ray, extended dark and
-undefined. Then came the sound of human voices mixed in
-uproarious confusion; and anon, within a receding angle, a
-strange scene burst upon their view.</p>
-
-<p>Before a huge fire which lighted all the deep recess of the
-high over-arching rock that rose sublime as the lofty roof of
-a Gothic cathedral, sat five wild-looking men of strange semi-nautical
-raiment. Between them extended a large sea-chest,
-on which stood an earthen flaggon, from which one, who seemed
-the president of the revel, poured sparkling brandy into a
-single glass that circled in quick succession, while the jest and
-laugh and song swelled in mingled confusion, till the dinsome
-cavern rang again to the roar of the subterranean bacchanals.</p>
-
-<p>“God save all here!” said Shane Glas, approaching the
-festive group. “O, wisha! Misther Cronin, but you and the
-boys is up to fun. The devil a naither glass o’ brandy: no
-wonder ye should laugh and sing over it. How goes the
-Colleen Ayrigh, and her Bochal Fadda, that knows how to bark
-so purty at thim plundering thieves, the wather-guards?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah! welcome, Shane,” replied the person addressed; “the
-customer you’ve brought may be depinded on, I hope. Sit
-down, boys.”</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis ourselves that will, and welkim,” rejoined Shane.
-“Depinded on! why, ’scure to the dacenther father’s son
-from this to himself than Paddy Corbett, ’tisn’t that he’s to
-the fore.”</p>
-
-<p>“Come, taste our brandy, lads, while I help you to some
-ham,” said the smuggler. “Shane, you have the stomach of
-a shark, the digestion of an ostrich, and the <em>gout</em> of an epicure.”</p>
-
-<p>“By gar ye may say that wid yer own purty mouth, Misther
-Cronin,” responded the garrulous Shane. “Here, gintlemin,
-here is free thrade to honest min, an’ high hangin’ to
-all informers! O! murdher maura (smacking his lips), how
-it tastes! O, avirra yealish (laying his bony hand across
-his shrunken paunch), how it hates the stummuck!”</p>
-
-<p>“You are welcome to our mansion, Paddy Corbett,” interrupted
-the hospitable master of the cavern; “the house is covered
-in, the rent paid, and the cruiskeen of brandy unadulterated;
-so eat, drink, and be merry. When the moon rises, we
-can proceed to business.”</p>
-
-<p>Paddy Corbett was about to return thanks when the interminable
-Shane Glas again broke in.</p>
-
-<p>“I never saw a man, beggin’ yer pardon, Misther Cronin,
-lade a finer or rolickinger life than your own four bones&mdash;drinking
-an’ coorting on land, and spreading the canvass of
-the Colleen Ayrigh over the salt say, for the good o’ thrade.
-<i lang="ga">Manim syr Shyre</i>, if I had Trig Dowl the piper forninst me
-there, near the cruiskeen, but I’d drink an’ dance till morning.
-But here’s God bless us, an’ success to our thrip, Paddy,
-avrahir;” and he drained his glass. Then when many a successive
-round went past, and the famished-looking wretch
-grew intoxicated, he called out at the top of his voice, “Silence
-for a song,” and in a tone somewhat between the squeak
-of a pig and the drone of a bagpipe, poured forth a lyric, of
-which we shall present one or two stanzas to the reader.</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">I thravelled France an’ Spain, an’ likewise in Asia,</div>
-<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &amp;c &amp;c.</div>
-<div class="verse">And spint many a long day at my aise in Arabia,</div>
-<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &amp;c &amp;c.</div>
-<div class="verse">Pur-shoeing of their ways, their sates an’ their farims,</div>
-<div class="verse">But sich another place as the lakes o’ Killarney</div>
-<div class="verse">I never saw elsewhere, the air being most charming,</div>
-<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &amp;c &amp;c.</div>
-<div class="verse">There the Muses came to make it their quarthers,</div>
-<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &amp;c &amp;c.</div>
-<div class="verse">An’ for their ray-creation they came from Castalia,</div>
-<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &amp;c &amp;c.</div>
-<div class="verse">With congratulations playing for his lordship,</div>
-<div class="verse">A viewing of that place, I mean sweet Killarney,</div>
-<div class="verse">That the music been so sweet, the lake became enchanted,</div>
-<div class="verse indent11">Fal de ral, &amp;c &amp;c.</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Early on a clear sunny morning after this, a man with a
-horse and truckle car was observed to enter the town of
-Killarney from the west. He trolled forth before the animal,
-which, checked by some instinctive dread, with much reluctance
-allowed himself to be dragged along at the full length
-of his hair halter. On the rude vehicle was laid what seemed
-a quantity of straw, upon which was extended a human being,
-whose greatly attenuated frame appeared fully developed beneath
-an old flannel quilt. His face, that appeared above its
-tattered hem, looked the embodiment of disease and famine,
-which seemed to have gnawed, in horrid union, into his inmost
-vitals. His distorted features pourtrayed rending agony;
-and as the rude vehicle jolted along the rugged pavement, he
-groaned hideously. This miserable man was our acquaintance
-Shane Glas, and he that led the strange procession no other
-than Paddy Corbett, who thus experimented to smuggle his
-“taste o’ tibaccy,” which lay concealed in well-packed bales
-beneath the sick couch of the wretched simulator.</p>
-
-<p>As they proceeded along, Shane Glas uttered a groan, conveying
-such a feeling of real agony that his startled companion,
-supposing that he had in verity received the sudden<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span>
-judgment of his deception, rushed back to ascertain whether
-he had not been suddenly stricken to death.</p>
-
-<p>“Paddy, a chorra-na-nea,” he muttered in an undergrowl,
-“here’s the vagabone thief of a guager down sthreet! Exert
-yerself, a-lea, to baffle the schamer, an’ don’t forget ’tis the
-spotted faver I have.”</p>
-
-<p>Sure enough, the guager did come; and noticing, as he
-passed along, the confusion and averted features of Paddy
-Corbett, he immediately drew up.</p>
-
-<p>“Where do you live, honest man, an’ how far might you
-be goin’?” said the keen exciseman.</p>
-
-<p>“O, wisha! may the heavens be yer honour’s bed!&mdash;ye
-must be one o’ the good ould stock, to ax afther the consarns
-of a poor angishore like me: but, a yinusal-a-chree, ’tisn’t
-where I lives is worse to me, but where that donan in the
-thruckle will die with me.”</p>
-
-<p>“But how far are you taking him?”</p>
-
-<p>“O, ’tis myself would offer a pather an’ ave on my two binded
-knees for yer honour’s soul, if yer honour would tell me
-that. I forgot to ax the crathur where he <em>should</em> be berrid
-when we kim away, an’ now he’s speechless out an’ out.”</p>
-
-<p>“Come, say where is your residence,” said the other,
-whose suspicion was increased by the countryman’s prevarication.</p>
-
-<p>“By jamine, yer honour’s larnin’ bothers me intirely; but if
-yer honour manes where the woman that owns me and the childre
-is, ’tis that way, west at Tubber-na-Treenoda; yer
-honour has heard tell o’ Tubber-na-Treenoda, by coorse?”</p>
-
-<p>“Never, indeed.”</p>
-
-<p>“O, wisha! don’t let yer honour be a day longer that way.
-If the sickness, God betune us an’ harum, kim an ye, ’twould
-be betther for yer honour give a testher to the durhogh there,
-to offer up a rosary for ye, than to <em>shell out</em> three pounds to
-Doctor Crump.”</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps you have some <em>soft goods</em> concealed under the
-sick man,” said the guager, approaching the car. “I frequently
-catch smuggled wares in such situations.”</p>
-
-<p>“The devil a taste <em>good</em> or <em>saft</em> under him, sir dear, but
-the could sop from the top o’ the stack. <em>Ketch!</em> why, the
-devil a haporth ye’ll <em>ketch</em> here but the spotted faver.”</p>
-
-<p>“Fever!” repeated the startled exciseman, retiring a step
-or two.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, faver, yer honour; what else? Didn’t Father Darby
-that prepared him say that he had spotted faver enough
-for a thousand min! Do, yer honour, come look in his face,
-an’ thin throw the poor dying crathur, that kem all the way
-from Decie’s counthry, by raisin of a dhream, to pay a round
-for his wife’s sowl at Tubber-na-Treenoda: yes, throw him
-out an the belly o’ the road, an’ let his blood, the blood o’ the
-stranger, be on yer soul an’ his faver in yer body.”</p>
-
-<p>Paddy Corbett’s eloquence operating on the exciseman’s
-dread of contagion, saved the tobacco.</p>
-
-<p>Our adventurers considering it rather dangerous to seek a
-buyer in Killarney, directed their course eastward to Kanturk.
-The hour of evening was rather advanced as they entered the
-town; and Shane, who could spell his way without much difficulty
-through the letters of a sign-board, seeing “entertainment
-for man and horse” over the door, said they would
-put up there for the night, and then directed Paddy to the
-shop of the only tobacconist in town, whither for some private
-motive he declined to attend him. Mr Pigtail was after
-dispatching a batch of customers when Paddy entered, who,
-seeing the coast clear, gave him the “God save all here,”
-which is the usual phrase of greeting in the kingdom of
-Kerry. Mr Pigtail was startled at the rude salutation, which,
-though a beautiful benediction, and characteristic of a highly
-religious people, is yet too uncouth for modern “ears polite,”
-and has, excepting among the lowest class of peasants, entirely
-given way to that very sincere and expressive phrase
-of address, “your servant.”</p>
-
-<p>Now, Mr Pigtail, who meted out the length of his replies
-in exact proportion to the several ranks and degrees of his
-querists, upon hearing the vulgar voice that uttered the more
-vulgar salute, hesitated to deign the slightest notice, but,
-measuring with a glance the outward man of the saluter, he
-gave a slight nod of acknowledgement, and the dissyllabic
-response “servant;” but seeing Paddy Corbett with gaping
-mouth about to open his embassy, and that, like Burns’s Death,</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">“He seemed to make a kind o’ stan’,</div>
-<div class="verse indent5">But naething spak,”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>he immediately added, “Honest man, you came from the
-west, I believe?”</p>
-
-<p>“Thrue enough for yer honour,” said Pat; “my next door
-neighbours at that side are the wild Ingins of Immeriky. A
-wet and could foot an’ a dhry heart I had coming to ye; but
-welkim be the grace o’ God, sure poor people should make out
-an honest bit an’ sup for the weeny crathurs at home; an’ I
-have thirteen o’ thim, all thackeens, praise be to the Maker.”</p>
-
-<p>“And I dare say you have brought a trifle in my line of
-business in your road?”</p>
-
-<p>“Faith, ’tis yerself may book it: I have the natest lafe o’
-tibaccy that ever left Connor Cro-ab-a-bo. I was going to
-<em>skin</em> an the honest man&mdash;Lord betune us an’harum, I’d be the
-first informer of my name, any how. But, talking o’ the tibaccy,
-the man that giv it said a sweether taste never left
-the hould of his ship, an’ that’s a great word. I’ll give it dog
-chape, by raison o’ the long road it thravelled to yer honour.”</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t seem to be long in this business,” said Mr
-Pigtail.</p>
-
-<p>“Thrue for ye there agin, a-yinusal; ’tis yourself may say
-so. Since the priest christened Paddy an me, an’ that’s longer
-than I can remimber, I never wint an the sachrawn afore.
-God comfort poor Jillian Dawly, the crathur, an’ the grawls
-I left her. Amin, a-hierna!”</p>
-
-<p>Now, Mr Pigtail supposed from the man’s seeming simplicity,
-and his inexperience in running smuggled goods, that he
-should drive a very profitable adventure with him. He
-ordered him to bring the goods privately to the back way that
-led to his premises; and Paddy, who had the fear of the guager
-vividly before him, lost no time in obeying the mandate. But
-when Mr Pigtail examined the several packages, he turns
-round upon poor Paddy with a look of disapprobation, and
-exclaims, “This article will not suit, good man&mdash;entirely
-damaged by sea water&mdash;never do.”</p>
-
-<p>“<em>See</em> wather, anagh!” returns Paddy Corbett; “bad luck
-to the dhrop o’ wather, salt or fresh, did my taste o’ tibaccy
-ever <em>see</em>. The Colleen Ayrigh that brought it could dip an’
-skim along the waves like a sea-gull. There are two things
-she never yet let in, Mr Pigtail, avourneen&mdash;wather nor wather-guards:
-the one ships off her, all as one as a duck;
-and the Boochal Fadda on her deck keeps t’other a good mile
-off, more spunk to him.” This piece of nautical information
-Paddy had ventured from gleanings collected from the rich
-stores which the conversation of Shane Glas presented along
-the road, and in the smugglers’ cave.</p>
-
-<p>“But, my good man, you cannot instruct me in the way of
-my business. Take it away&mdash;no man in the trade would
-venture an article like it. But I shall make a sacrifice,
-rather than let a poor ignorant man fall into the hands of the
-guager. I shall give you five pounds for the lot.”</p>
-
-<p>Paddy Corbett, who had been buoyed up by the hope of
-making two hundred per cent. of his lading, now seeing all his
-gainful views vanish into thin air, was loud and impassioned
-in the expression of his disappointment. “O, Jillian Dawly!”
-he cried, swinging his body to and fro, “Jillian, a roon manima,
-what’ll ye say to yer man, afther throwing out of his
-hand the half year’s rint that he had to give the agint? O!
-what’ll ye say, aveen, but that I med a purty padder-napeka
-of myself, listening to Shane Glas, the yellow schamer;
-or what’ll Sheelabeg, the crathur, say, whin Tim Murphy
-won’t take her without the cows that I won’t have to give her?
-O, Misther Pigtail, avourneen, be marciful to an honest
-father’s son; don’t take me short, avourneen, an’ that God
-might take you short. Give me the tin pounds it cost me,
-an’ I’ll pray for yer sowl, both now an’ in the world to come.
-O! Jillian, Jillian, I’ll never face ye, nor Sheelabeg, nor any
-o’ the crathurs agin, without the tin pound, any how. I’ll
-take the vestmint, an’ all the books in Father Darby’s house
-of it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, if you don’t give the tobacco to me for less than
-that, you can call on one Mr Prywell, at the other side of the
-bridge; he deals in such articles too. You see I cannot do
-more for you, but you may go farther and fare worse,” said
-the perfidious tobacconist, as he directed the unfortunate man
-to the residence of Mr Paul Prywell, the officer of excise.</p>
-
-<p>With heavy heart, and anxious eye peering in every direction
-beneath his broad-leafed hat, Paddy Corbett proceeded
-till he reached a private residence having a green door and
-a brass knocker. He hesitated, seeing no shop nor appearance
-of business there; but on being assured that this was indeed
-the house of Mr Prywell, he approached, and gave the door
-three thundering knocks with the butt end of his holly-handled
-whip. The owner of the domicile, roused by this very unceremonious
-mode of announcement, came forth to demand the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span>
-intruder’s business, and to wonder that he would not prefer
-giving a single rap with the brass knocker, as was the wont
-of persons in his grade of society, instead of sledging away
-at the door like a “peep-o’-day boy.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yer honour will excuse my bouldness,” said Paddy, taking
-off his hat, and scraping the mud before and behind him
-a full yard; “excuse my bouldness, for I never seed such
-curifixes on a dure afore, an’ I wouldn’t throuble yer honour’s
-house at all at all, only in regard of a taste of goods that I
-was tould would <em>shoot</em> yer honour. Ye can have it, a yinusal,
-for less than nothing, case I don’t find myself in heart to push
-on farther; for the baste is slow, the crathur, an’ myself that’s
-saying it, making buttons for fear o’ the guager.”</p>
-
-<p>“Who, might I ask,” said the astonished officer of excise,
-“directed you here to sell smuggled tobacco?”</p>
-
-<p>“A very honest gintleman, but a bad buyer, over the bridge,
-sir. He’d give but five pound for what cost myself tin&mdash;foreer
-dhota, that I had ever had a hand in it! I put the half
-year’s rint in it, yer honour; and my thirteen femul grawls an’
-their mother, God help ’em, will be soon on the sachrawn.
-I’ll never go home without the tin pound, any how. High
-hanging to ye, Shane Glas, ye tallow-faced thief, that sint
-me smuggling. O! Jillian, ’tis sogering I’ll soon be, with a
-gun an my shoulder.”</p>
-
-<p>“Shane Glas!” said the exciseman; “do you know Shane
-Glas; I’d give ten pounds to see the villain.”</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis myself does, yer honour, an’ could put yer finger an
-him, if I had ye at Tubber-na-Treenoda, saving yer presence;
-but as I was setting away, he was lying undher an ould quilt,
-an’ I heard him telling that the priest said he had spotted
-faver enough for a thousand min.”</p>
-
-<p>“That villain will never die of spotted fever, in my humble
-opinion,” said the exciseman.</p>
-
-<p>“A good judgment in yer mouth, sir, achree. I heard the
-rogue himself say, ‘Bad cess to the thief! that a cup-tosser
-tould him he’d die of stoppage of breath.’ But won’t yer honour
-allow me to turn in the lafe o’ tibaccy?”</p>
-
-<p>The officer of excise was struck with deep indignation at the
-villany of him who would ruin a comparatively innocent man
-when he failed in circumventing him, and was resolved to
-punish his treachery. “My good fellow,” said he, “you are
-now before the guager you dread so much, and I must do my
-duty, and seize upon the tobacco. However, it is but common
-justice to punish the false-hearted traitor that sent you
-hither. Go back quickly, and say that he can have the lot at
-his own terms; I shall follow close, and yield him the reward
-of his treachery. Act discreetly in this good work of biting
-the biter, and on the word of a gentleman I shall give you
-ten pounds more.”</p>
-
-<p>Paddy was on his knees in a twinkling, his hands uplifted
-in the attitude of prayer, and his mouth opened, but totally
-unable between terror and delight to utter a syllable of
-thanks.</p>
-
-<p>“Up, I say,” exclaimed the exciseman, “up and be doing;
-go earn your ten pounds, and have your sweet revenge on the
-thief that betrayed you.”</p>
-
-<p>Paddy rapidly retraced his steps, ejaculating as he went
-along, “O, the noble gintleman, may the Lord make a bed in
-Heaven for his sowl in glory! O, that chating imposthor,
-’twas sinding the fox to mind the hins sure enough. O, high
-hanging to him of a windy day!&mdash;the informer o’ the world,
-I’ll make him sup sorrow.”</p>
-
-<p>“Have you seen the gentleman I directed you to?” said
-Mr Pigtail.</p>
-
-<p>“Arrah, sir dear, whin I came to the bridge an looked
-about me, I thought that every roguish-looking fellow I met
-was the thief of a guager, an’ thin afther standing a while,
-quite amplushed, with the botheration and the dread upon me,
-I forgot yer friend’s name, an’ so kim back agin to ax it, if
-ye plase.”</p>
-
-<p>“You had better take the five pounds than venture again;
-there’s a guager in town, and your situation is somewhat
-dangerous.”</p>
-
-<p>“A guager in town!” cried Paddy Corbett, with well-affected
-surprise, “Isas Mauri! what’ll I do at all at all?
-now I’m a gone man all out. Take it for any thing ye like,
-sir dear, an’ if any throuble like this should ever come down
-an ye, it will be a comfort an’ a raycreation to yer heart to
-know that ye had a poor man’s blessing, <i lang="ga">avick deelish machree</i>,
-an’ I give it to ye on the knees of my heart, as ye desarved it,
-an’ that it may go in yer road, an’ yer childre’s road, late an’
-early, eating an’ dhrinking, lying an’ rising, buying an’ selling.”</p>
-
-<p>Our story has approached its close: the tobacco was safely
-stowed inside, in order to be consigned to Mr Pigtail’s private
-receptacle for such contraband articles. Paddy had just
-pocketed his five pounds, and at that moment in burst Mr
-Prywell. The execration which ever after pursued the tobacconist
-for his treacherous conduct, and the heavy fine in
-which he was amerced, so wrought upon his health and
-circumstances, that in a short time he died in extreme poverty.
-His descendants became homeless wanderers, and it is upon
-record, among the brave and high-minded men of Duhallow,
-that Jeffrey Pigtail of Kanturk was the only betrayer that
-ever disgraced the barony.</p>
-
-<p class="right">E. W.</p>
-
-<p class="gap4"><span class="smcap">Speed on Railways.</span>&mdash;In the first of a course of lectures
-on railways, delivered in the early part of last year at Manchester
-by Dr Lardner, he gave the following account of
-the speed attained by locomotive engines at different periods:
-“Since the great questions which had been agitated respecting
-the effect which an increased width of rails would have
-on railway transit, and the effect which very large drawing
-wheels, of great diameter, would have on certain railways,
-the question of very vastly increased speed had acquired considerable
-interest. Very recently two experiments had been
-made, attended with most surprising results. One was the
-case of the Monmouth express. A dispatch was carried from
-Twyford to London on the Great Western Railway, a distance
-of thirty miles, in thirty-five minutes. This distance
-was traversed very favourably, and being subject to less of
-those casual interruptions to which a longer trip would be
-liable, it was performed at the rate of six miles in seven minutes,
-or six-sevenths of a mile in one minute (very nearly
-fifty-one and a half miles an hour). He had experimented
-on speed very largely on most of the railways of the country,
-and he had never personally witnessed that speed. The
-evaporating power of those engines was enormous. Another
-performance, which he had ascertained since he arrived
-in this neighbourhood, showed that great as was the one just
-mentioned, they must not ascribe it to any peculiar circumstance
-attending the large engines and wide gauge of the
-Great Western Railway. An express was dispatched a short
-time since from Liverpool to Birmingham, and its speed was
-stated in the papers. One engine, with its tender, went from
-Liverpool, or rather from the top of the tunnel at Edge Hill,
-to Birmingham, in two hours and thirty-five minutes. But
-he had inquired into the circumstances of that trip, and it
-appeared that the time the engine was actually in motion,
-after deducting a variety of stoppages, was only one hour and
-fifty minutes in traversing ninety-seven miles. The feat on the
-Great Western was performed on a dead level, while on the
-Grand Junction the engine first encountered the Whiston incline,
-where the line rises 1 in 96 for a mile and a half; and
-after passing Crewe, it encountered a plane of three miles to
-the Madeley summit, rising 20 feet a mile, succeeded by another
-plane, for three miles more, rising 30 feet a mile; yet
-with all these impediments it performed the ninety-seven
-miles in one hour and fifty minutes, or 110 minutes; consequently
-the distance traversed in each minute was 97 divided
-by 110, or 52 ¹⁰⁄₁₁ths, nearly 53 miles an hour&mdash;a speed which,
-he confessed, if he had not evidence of it, he could scarcely
-have believed to be within the bounds of mechanical possibility.
-The engine which performed this feat had driving wheels
-of 5½ feet diameter; their circumference would be 17¼ feet.
-Taking the speed at 53 miles an hour, it was within a very
-minute fraction of 80 feet in a second of time. This was not
-the greatest speed of the engine, but the average speed spread
-over 97 miles and there could be little doubt that it must
-have exceeded sixty miles an hour during a considerable portion
-of the distance.”</p>
-
-<p class="gap4">That man should be happy, is so evidently the intention of
-the Creator, the contrivances to that end are so multitudinous
-and so striking, that the perception of the aim may be called
-universal. Whatever tends to make men happy, becomes a
-fulfilment of the will of God. Whatever tends to make them
-miserable, becomes opposition to his will.&mdash;<cite>Harriet Martineau.</cite></p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
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-Groombridge</span>, Panyer Alley, Paternoster Row, London;
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