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- THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL.
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- NUMBER 36. SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 1841. VOLUME I.
-
-[Illustration: THE OLD BRIDGE OF MILTOWN, COUNTY OF DUBLIN.]
-
-We have already taken occasion more than once to express our admiration
-of the beautiful and varied scenery which surrounds our city on all
-sides, and which presents such an endless variety in its general
-character and individual features as no other city that we are acquainted
-with in the empire possesses in any thing like an equal degree. Other
-cities may have scenery in their immediate vicinity of some one or two
-classes of higher beauty or grandeur than we can boast of; but it is the
-proud distinction of our metropolis that there is no class of scenery
-whatsoever of which its citizens have not the most characteristic
-examples within their reach of enjoyment by a walk or drive of an hour or
-two; and yet, strange to say, they are not enjoyed or even appreciated.
-Some suburb of fashionable resort is indeed visited by them, but not on
-account of any picturesque beauty it may possess, but simply because it
-is fashionable, and allows us to get into a crowd--as our delightful
-Musard concerts are attended by the multitude less for the music than to
-see and be seen, and where we too often show our want of good taste by
-being listless or silent when we ought to applaud, and express loudly
-our approbation at some capricious extravagance of the performer that
-we ought to condemn. The truth is, that in every thing appertaining to
-taste we are as yet like children, and have very much to learn before
-we can emancipate ourselves from the trammels of vulgar fashion, and
-become qualified to enjoy those pure and refined pleasures consequent
-upon a just perception of the beautiful in art and nature. Till this
-power is acquired, our green pastoral vallies, our rocky cliffs, mountain
-glens, and shining rivers, as well as our exhibitions of the Fine Arts,
-and that pure portion of our literature which disdains to pander to the
-prejudices of sect or party, must remain less appreciated at home than
-abroad, and be less known to ourselves than to strangers who visit us,
-and who in this respect are often infinitely our superiors. It is no
-fault of ours, however, that we are thus defective in the cultivation
-of those higher qualities of mind which would so much conduce to our
-happiness; the causes which have produced such a result are sufficiently
-obvious to every reflecting mind, and do not require that we should name
-or more distinctly allude to them. But we have reason to be inspired
-with cheerful hope that they will not very long continue in operation.
-Temperance and education are making giant strides amongst us; and when
-we look at our various institutions for the promotion of science, art,
-and mechanics, all in active operation, and aided by the growth of a
-national literature, we can scarcely hesitate to feel assured that the
-arts of civilized life are taking a firm root in our country, and will be
-followed by their attendant blessings.
-
-But it may be asked, What have these remarks to do with Miltown Bridge,
-the subject of our prefixed woodcut? Our answer is, that in presenting
-our readers with one of the innumerable picturesque scenes which are
-found along the courses of our three rivers, the Liffey, the Dodder, and
-the Tolka, all of which abound in features of the most beautiful pastoral
-landscapes, we have naturally been led into such a train of thought by
-the fact that we hold their charms in little esteem, and that few amongst
-us have the taste to appreciate their beauties, and the consequent desire
-to enjoy them. The Liffey may perhaps be known to a certain extent to
-many of our Dublin readers, but we greatly doubt that the Tolka or the
-Dodder are equally familiar to them; and yet the great poet of nature,
-Mr Wordsworth, on his visit to our city, made himself most intimately
-acquainted with the scenery of the former, and thought it not inferior to
-that of his own Duddon, which his genius has immortalized.
-
-In like manner, the scenery of the Dodder, though so little known to the
-mass of our fellow citizens, has been often explored by many British
-as well as native artists, who have filled their portfolios with its
-picturesque treasures, and have spoken of them with rapturous enthusiasm.
-Thus, for example, it was, as we well know, from this fount that much
-of the inspiration of our great self-taught imaginative painter Danby
-was drawn; and though we could not point to a higher name, we could, if
-it were necessary, give many other little less illustrious examples of
-talent cultivated in the same school of nature.
-
-Amongst the many picturesque objects which this little mountain river
-presents, the Old Bridge of Miltown has always been with those children
-of genius an especial favourite, and many an elaborate study has been
-made of its stained and timeworn walls. It is indeed just such a scene
-as the lover of the picturesque would delight in;--quiet and sombre in
-its colour, harmonious in its accompanying features of old buildings,
-rocks, water, and mountain background; and, as a whole, impressed with a
-poetical sentiment approaching to melancholy, derived from its pervading
-expression of neglect and ruin. It is for these reasons that we have
-given old Miltown bridge a place in our topographical collections; and
-though many of our Dublin readers, for whom, on this occasion, we write
-especially, may not fully understand our language, or participate in our
-feelings, the fault is not ours: our object in writing is a kind one.
-We would desire that they should all acquire the power of enjoying the
-beautiful in nature, and, as a consequence, in art; knowing as we do
-that such power is productive of the sweetest as well as the purest of
-intellectual pleasures of which we are susceptible, and makes us not only
-happier, but better men.
-
-We are aware also that some of our Dublin readers, whose tastes are not
-uncultivated, but who have taken less trouble than ourselves to make
-themselves familiar with our suburban localities, may think that we
-speak too enthusiastically of the scenery of the Dodder river and its
-accompanying features. But if such readers would meet us at Miltown some
-sunny morning in May or June next, and accompany us along the Dodder
-till we reach its source among the mountains--a moderate walk--we are
-satisfied that we should be able to remove their scepticism, and give
-them an enjoyment more delightful than they could anticipate, and for
-which they would thank us warmly. We could show them not only a varied
-succession of scenes of picturesque or romantic beauty on the way, but
-also many contiguous objects of historic interest, on which we would
-discourse them much legendary lore, and which we should lead them to
-examine, offering as an excuse for our temporary divergence the beautiful
-sound of Wordsworth to his favourite Duddon:--
-
- Who swerves from innocence, who makes divorce
- Of that serene companion--a good name,
- Recovers not his loss, but walks with shame,
- With doubt, with fear, and haply with remorse.
- And oft-times he, who, yielding to the force
- Of chance-temptation, ere his journey end,
- From chosen comrade turns, or faithful friend,
- In vain shall rue the broken intercourse.
- Not so with such as loosely wear the chain,
- That binds them, pleasant River! to thy side:--
- Through the rough copse wheel thou with hasty stride,
- I choose to saunter o’er the grassy plain,
- Sure, when the separation has been tried,
- That we, who part in love, shall meet again.
-
-Thus, as we approached towards Rathfarnham, we should ask them to
-admire that noble classic gateway on the river’s side, which leads
-into the deserted park of the Loftus family, and which in its present
-state, clothed with ivy and hastening to decay, cheats the imagination
-with its appearance of age, and looks an arch of triumph of old Rome.
-We would then lead them into this noble abandoned park, still in its
-desolation rich in the magnificence of art and nature; then we would take
-a meditative look at its general features and at those of the grim yet
-grand and characteristic castellated mansion which with so much cost it
-was formed to adorn; and we should ask our companions, why has so much
-beauty and magnificence been thus abandoned? Here in its silent hall
-we could still show them original marble busts of Pope and Newton by
-Roubilliac; and, in the drawing-room, pictures painted expressly for it
-on the spot by the fair and accomplished hand of Angelica Kaufmann. But
-the interest of those objects would after all be somewhat a saddening
-one, and we should return to our cheerful river with renewed pleasure,
-to relieve our spirits with a view of objects more enlivening. Such an
-object would be that old mill near Rathfarnham, where paper was first
-manufactured in Ireland about two centuries since. It was on the paper
-so made that Usher’s Primordia was printed, and the Annals of the
-Four Masters were written. The manufacturer was a Dutchman--but what
-matter? At the Bridge of Templeoge we should probably make another short
-divergence, to take a look at the old park and mansion of the Talbots and
-Domvilles; and here, beneath a majestic grove of ancient forest trees,
-we should show our companions the largest bank of violets that ever came
-under our observation. But the limits allotted to this article will not
-permit us to describe or even name a twentieth part of the objects or
-scenes of interest and beauty that would present themselves in quick
-succession; and we shall only say a few words on one more--the glorious
-Glanasmole, or the Valley of the Thrush, in which the Dodder has its
-source. Reader, have you ever seen this noble valley? Most probably
-you have not, for we know but few that ever even heard of it; and yet
-this glen, situated within some six or seven miles of Dublin, presents
-mountain scenery as romantic, wild, and almost as magnificent, as any to
-be found in Ireland. In this majestic solitude, with the lovely Dodder
-sparkling at our feet, and the gloomy Kippure mountain with his head
-shrouded in the clouds two thousand four hundred feet above us, we have a
-realization of the scenery of the Ossianic poetry. It is indeed the very
-locality in which the scenes of some of these legends are laid, as in the
-well-known Ossianic romance called the Hunt of Glanasmole; and monuments
-commemorative of the celebrated Fin and his heroes, “tall grey stones,”
-are still to be seen in the glen and on its surrounding mountains. We
-could conduct our readers to the well of Ossian, and the tomb of Fin’s
-celebrated dog Bran, in which, perhaps, the naturalist might find and
-determine his species by his remains. The monument of Fin himself is on
-a mountain in the neighbourhood, and that of his wife Finane, according
-to the legends of the place, gives name to a mountain over the glen,
-called See-Finane. But there are objects of even greater interest to the
-antiquary and naturalist than those to be seen in Glanasmole, namely,
-the three things for which, according to some of these old bardic poems,
-the glen was anciently remarkable, and which were peculiar to it: these
-were the large breed of thrushes from which the valley derived its name,
-the great size of the ivy leaves found on its rocks, and the large
-berries of the rowan or mountain ash, which formerly adorned its sides.
-The ash woods indeed no longer exist, having been destroyed to make
-charcoal above eighty years since, but shoots bearing the large berries
-are still to be seen, while the thrush continues in his original haunt
-in the little dell at the source of the river on the side of Kippure,
-undisturbed and undiminished in size, and the giant ivy clings to the
-rocks as large as ever; we have seen leaves of it from seven to ten
-inches diameter. We should also state, that to the geologist Glanasmole
-is as interesting as to the painter, antiquary, or naturalist, as our
-friend Dr Schouler will show our readers in some future number of our
-Journal.
-
-But we must bring our walk and our gossip to a conclusion, or our friends
-will tire of both, if they are not so already. Let us, then, rest at the
-little primitive Irish Christian church of Killmosantan, now ignorantly
-called St Anne’s, seated on the bank of the river amongst the mountains;
-and having refreshed ourselves with a drink from the pure fountain of the
-saint, we shall return in silence to the place from which we started, and
-bid our kind companions a warm farewell.
-
- P.
-
-
-
-
-NOTICE OF A SINGULAR BOOK ON FOSSIL REMAINS.
-
-
-Most of our readers must have heard of the wonderful discoveries of
-Cuvier respecting the extinct animals of a former world, and of the
-sagacity with which that profound anatomist disclosed the history of
-races, of whose existence the only evidence we possess depends upon the
-preservation of a few bones or fragments of skeletons. The same subject,
-which in the hands of genius has afforded such brilliant discoveries, has
-also afforded wide scope for credulity, and even imposture. The bones
-of the larger races of extinct animals were formerly believed alike by
-the learned and the vulgar to be those of giants. Even as late as the
-seventeenth century, learned anatomists believed that the bones of the
-extinct elephant belonged to a gigantic race of men. In the year 1577,
-some bones of the elephant were disinterred near the town of Lucerne, in
-Switzerland; the magistrates sent them to a professor of anatomy, who
-decided that they belonged to the skeleton of a giant, and the citizens
-were so delighted with the discovery that they adopted a giant as the
-supporter of the arms of their town, an honour which he still retains.
-In the same century, some bones of the elephant found in Dauphiny were
-exhibited in different parts of Europe as the remains of the general of
-the Cimbri who invaded Rome, and who was defeated by the consul Marius
-some time before the commencement of the Christian era. In this case,
-however, the mistake was not allowed to pass unnoticed, and the surgeons
-and physicians of Paris entered into a lengthened discussion respecting
-the nature of the bones; and the works written on this subject, if
-collected, would form a small library.
-
-The most extraordinary instance of mystification and credulity upon
-record is to be found in the history of a book on Petrifactions,
-published by a German professor at the commencement of the last century.
-We quote the following notice of this very rare book from a French
-publication:--
-
-It is related in the life of Father Kircher, one of the most eccentric
-of men, that some youths, desirous of amusing themselves at his expense,
-practised the following mystification upon him. They engraved a number of
-fantastic figures upon a stone, which they afterwards buried in a place
-where a house was about to be built. The stone was found by the workmen
-while digging the foundation, and of course found its way to the learned
-Father, who was quite delighted with the treasure; and after much labour
-and research, he gave such a translation of the inscription as might have
-been expected from the whimsical disposition of the man. Kircher had been
-a professor at Wurzburg where this anecdote became well known, and led to
-another mystification of a much more serious nature, as it was pushed so
-far as to occasion the publication of a folio volume.
-
-M. Berenger, physician to the Prince-Bishop of Wurzburg, and a professor
-in the University, was an enthusiastic collector of natural curiosities.
-He collected without discrimination, and above all things valued those
-objects which by their strange forms seemed to contradict the laws of
-nature. This pursuit drew much ridicule upon M. Berenger, and induced
-a young man of the name of Rodrich to amuse himself at his expense.
-Rodrich cut upon stones the figures of different kinds of animals, and
-caused them to be brought to Berenger, who purchased them and encouraged
-the search for more. The success of the trick encouraged its author; he
-prepared new petrifactions, of the most absurd nature imaginable. They
-consisted of bats with the heads and wings of butterflies, winged crabs,
-frogs, Hebrew and other characters, snails, spiders with their webs, &c.
-When a sufficient number of them was prepared, boys who had been taught
-their lesson brought them to the professor, informing him that they had
-found them near the village of Eibelstadt, and caused him to pay dearly
-for the time they had employed in collecting them. Delighted with the
-ease with which he obtained so many wonders, he expressed a desire to
-visit the place where they had been found, and the boys conducted him
-to a locality where they had previously buried a number of specimens.
-At last, when he had formed an ample collection, he could no longer
-resist the inclination of making them known to the learned world. He
-thought he would be guilty of selfishness if he withheld from the public
-that knowledge which had afforded him so much delight. He exhibited
-his treasures to the admiration of the learned, in a work containing
-twenty-one plates, with a Latin text explanatory of the figures.
-
-As soon as M. Deckard, a brother professor, who was probably in the plot,
-was aware of this ridiculous publication, he expressed great regret that
-the mystification had been pushed so far, and informed M. Berenger of
-the hoax that had been played upon him. The unfortunate author was now
-as anxious to recall his work as he had formerly been to give it to the
-public. Some copies, however, found their way into the libraries of the
-curious.
-
-Nothing can be imagined more strange than this book, whether we consider
-the opinions contained in it, or the manner in which they are stated.
-It deserves to be better known as a monument of the most extravagant
-credulity, and as an evidence of the follies at which the mind may arrive
-when it attempts to bend the laws of nature to its chimeras. Nothing can
-be more absurd than the allegoric engraving placed on the title-page.
-On the summit of a Parnassus, composed of an enormous accumulation
-of petrifactions, we observe an obelisk supporting the arms of the
-Prince-Bishop, and surrounded by Cupids and garlands of flowers. Above
-the pyramid there is a sun surmounted by the name of the Deity, in Hebrew
-characters. Different emblematic persons holding petrifactions in their
-hands are placed on the sides of the mountain. At its base we observe on
-the right a tonsured Apollo, who doubtless represents the Prince-Bishop,
-and on the left we see the professor himself demonstrating all these
-wonders; and also a genius, seated near the centre of the mountain,
-is writing down his words in Hebrew characters. In the dedication M.
-Berenger gives an explanation of these allegories. But what is still
-more remarkable, it appears that even the engraver has amused himself
-at the expense of the professor. What renders this probable is, that at
-the base of the engraving are figured pick-axes and spades necessary
-for extracting petrifactions, and along with them chisels, compass, and
-mallet, the emblems of sculpture; and what is still more wicked, a bell,
-the emblem of noise.
-
-The work is dedicated to the Prince-Bishop of Wurzburg, on whom were
-bestowed the epithets of the New Apollo, Sacred Amulet of the country,
-the New Sun of Franconia, and others selected with equal taste. The
-most absurd flattery abounds in this dedication, of which the following
-may be taken as a sample. “The opinions of philosophers are still
-unsettled. They hesitate whether to ascribe the wonderful productions
-of this mountain to the admirable operations of nature, or to the art
-of the ancients; but, interpreted by the public gratitude, all unite
-with me in proclaiming that this useless and uncultivated hill has
-rendered illustrious by its wonders the beginning of your reign, and has
-honoured a learned Prince, the protector and support of learning, by a
-hecatomb of petrified plants, flowers, and animals. If it be permitted
-to attribute these marvels to the industry of antiquity, I can say that
-Franconia was once the rival of Egypt. By a usage unknown in Europe,
-Memphis covered her gigantic monuments with hieroglyphics, and I do not
-hazard an idle conjecture. I state without fear of contradiction, that
-the obelisk which crowns this mountain exhibits in its petrifactions the
-emblems of your virtues.” According to the author, the name of the Deity
-in Hebrew characters indicates the zeal of the Prince for religion. The
-sun, the moon, and the stars, his beneficence, justice, prudence, and
-indefatigable vigilance; the comets, contrary to the vulgar idea, which
-considers them signs of evil, foretell the happy events of his reign; and
-the fossil shells represent the hearts of his subjects.
-
-It appears from the preface that M. Berenger had solicited and obtained
-permission from the Prince-Bishop to publish his work. He confesses
-that the greater number of philosophers and intelligent people he had
-consulted were of opinion that these petrifactions were the products of
-art; in opposition to this erroneous opinion, he asserts that he has
-convinced the sceptics by taking them to the spot where he found his
-curiosities. Their astonishment, he adds, and their unanimous and perfect
-conviction, had given him the utmost joy, and amply recompensed him for
-all his labour and expense.
-
-This work was to have been followed by others. It is divided into
-fourteen chapters, each chapter being devoted to a single question. Most
-of these questions are so extraordinary and so singularly treated of,
-that one can scarcely believe that the author was in earnest. Thus, Chap.
-4, The petrifactions of Wurzburg are not relics of Paganism, nor can they
-be attributed to the art and superstition of the Germans during heathen
-times.
-
-Chap. 5. The ingenious conjecture which attributes their formation to the
-plastic power of light.
-
-Chap. 6. The germs of shell-fish and marine animals, mixed with the
-vapours of the ocean, and scattered over the earth by the showers, are
-not the source of the fossils of Wurzburg.
-
-Chap. 12. Our petrifactions are not the products of modern art, as some
-persons have ventured to assert, throwing a cloud of doubts and fables
-over this subject.
-
-Chap. 13. Grave reasons for considering our petrifactions as the work of
-nature, and not of art.
-
-The absurdity of the arguments employed in the discussion of these
-different propositions, exceeds all belief. For example, the author, to
-refute the opinion of those who attribute these petrifactions to the
-superstition of the Pagans, demonstrates that none of these specimens in
-his possession are described in the decrees of the German synods, which
-proscribed images and sorcery. Neither can they be considered as victims
-offered to idols, for who ever sacrificed figured stones instead of
-living animals? They are not amulets which Pagan parents hung around the
-necks of their children, to preserve them from the charms of witchcraft,
-for some of them are so heavy that they would strangle the poor infant,
-and there is no aperture in any of them through which a chain could be
-passed. Finally, what renders it impossible that these stones are the
-remains of Paganism, is, that many of them are inscribed with Hebrew,
-Arabic, Greek, and German characters, expressing the name of the Deity.
-
-This work, as we have stated, was suppressed when he discovered the cruel
-hoax that had been played upon him. The work, in its original state, is
-very rare, and is only known to the curious; but after the death of M.
-Berenger, the copies which he had retained were given to the public by a
-bookseller, but with a new title-page.
-
- S.
-
-
-
-
-SONGS OF OUR LAND.
-
-
- Songs of our land, ye are with us for ever,
- The power and the splendour of thrones pass away;
- But yours is the might of some far flowing river,
- Through Summer’s bright roses or Autumn’s decay.
- Ye treasure each voice of the swift passing ages,
- And truth, which time writeth on leaves or on sand;
- Ye bring us the bright thoughts of poets and sages,
- And keep them among us, old songs of our land.
-
- The bards may go down to the place of their slumbers,
- The lyre of the charmer be hushed in the grave,
- But far in the future the power of their numbers
- Shall kindle the hearts of our faithful and brave.
- It will waken an echo in souls deep and lonely,
- Like voices of reeds by the summer breeze fanned;
- It will call up a spirit for freedom, when only
- Her breathings are heard in the songs of our land.
-
- For they keep a record of those, the true hearted,
- Who fell with the cause they had vowed to maintain;
- They show us bright shadows of glory departed,
- Of love that grew cold, and the hope that was vain.
- The page may be lost and the pen long forsaken,
- And weeds may grow wild o’er the brave heart and hand;
- But ye are still left when all else hath been taken,
- Like streams in the desert, sweet songs of our land.
-
- Songs of our land, ye have followed the stranger,
- With power over ocean and desert afar,
- Ye have gone with our wanderers through distance and danger,
- And gladdened their path like a home-guiding star.
- With the breath of our mountains in summers long vanished,
- And visions that passed like a wave from the sand,
- With hope for their country and joy from her banished,
- Ye come to us ever, sweet songs of our land.
-
- The spring time may come with the song of her glory,
- To bid the green heart of the forest rejoice,
- But the pine of the mountain, though blasted and hoary,
- And the rock in the desert, can send forth a voice.
- It is thus in their triumph for deep desolations,
- While ocean waves roll or the mountains shall stand,
- Still hearts that are bravest and best of the nations,
- Shall glory and live in the songs of their land.
-
- F. B.
-
-
-
-
-PERIODICAL LITERATURE.
-
-THE POOR AUTHOR.[1]
-
-
-How many a time do we take up the page of news, or the sheet of literary
-novelty, without reflecting upon the nameless sources whence their
-contents have been derived; and yet what a fruitful field do they afford
-for our deepest contemplation, and our holiest and purest sympathies!
-There may be there brought together, and to the general eye displayed
-in undistinguished union, contributions over which the jewelled brow of
-nobility hath been knitted into the frown of thoughtfulness, and side
-by side with these, chapters wearily traced out by the tremulous hand
-of unbefriended genius. Upon the former we do not mean to dwell, but we
-_would_ wish for a few moments to contemplate the heart-trying condition
-of the latter.
-
-It is hard to conceive a situation more replete with wretchedness than
-that of the struggling man of letters--of him who has offered his _all_
-before the shrine of long-looked-for fame; who has staked health, and
-peace, and happiness, that he may win her favour, and who nevertheless
-holds an uncertain tenure even of his “daily bread.” He is poor and in
-misery, yet he lives in a world of boundless wealth; but in this very
-thing is to be found the exquisite agony of his condition. What though
-haggard want wave around him her lean and famished hands, what avails
-_that_? Write he must, if it be but to satisfy the cravings of a stinted
-nature; write he must, though his only reward be the scanty pittance that
-was greedily covenanted for, and when his due, but grudgingly presented
-him. And then he must delineate plenty and happiness; he must describe
-“the short holiday of childhood,” the guileless period of maiden’s
-modesty, the sunshine of the moment when we first hear that we are loved,
-the placid calm of peaceful resignation; or it may be, the charms that
-nature wears in England’s happy vales, the beauty of her scenery, the
-splendour and wealth of her institutions, the protecting law for the
-poor man, her admirable code of jurisprudence. All, all these may be
-the theme of his song, or the subject of his appointed task; but the
-hours will pass away, and the spirits he has called up will disappear,
-and his visions of happiness will leave him only, if it be possible,
-more fearfully alive to his own helplessness--they cannot wake their
-echo in his soul, and instead of their worthier office of healing and
-blessedness, they render his wound deeper, deadlier, and more rankling.
-
-And who is there, think you, kind reader, that can feel more acutely
-the sting of neglect and poverty than the lonely man of genius? Of him
-how truly may it be said, “he cannot dig, to beg he is ashamed!” His
-intellect is his world; it is the glorious city in which he abides, the
-treasure-house wherein his very being is garnered; it is to cultivate it
-that he has lived; and when _it_ fails him in his wintry hour, is not he
-indeed “of all men most miserable?”
-
-But let us suppose that his prescribed duty is done, that the required
-article is written, and that this child of his sick and aching brain is
-at last dismissed; and can his thoughts follow it? Can his heart bear
-the reflection that it shall find admission where _he_ durst not make
-his appearance? He knows that it will be laid on the gorgeous table of
-the rich and honourable. He knows, too, that it will find its way to
-the happy fireside, the home where sorrow hath not yet entered--such
-as once was his own in the days of his childhood. He knows that the
-unnatural relation who spurned him from his door when he asked the bread
-of charity, may see it, and without at all knowing the writer, that even
-_his_ scornful sneer may be thereby relaxed. He knows----but why more? Of
-_himself_ he knows that want and woe have been his companions, that they
-are yet encamped around him, and that they will only end their ministry
-“where the wicked cease from troubling, and the weary are at rest!”
-
-This is by no means--oh, would that it were so!--an ideal picture. In
-LONDON, amid her “wilderness of building,” there are _at this hour_
-hundreds whose sufferings could corroborate it, and whose necessities
-could give the stamping conviction to its truth. We were ourselves
-cognizant of the history of one young man’s life, his early and buoyant
-hopes, his subsequent misfortunes and miseries, and his early and unripe
-death, to all of which, anything that is painted above bears but a faint
-and indistinct resemblance. He was an Irishman, and gifted with the
-characteristics of his country--a romantic genius, united with feelings
-the most tremulous, and tender, and impassioned. Many years have since
-passed away, and over and over again have the wild flowers sprung up, and
-bloomed, and withered over his narrow resting place, no unmeet emblem of
-
- “The poor inhabitant below!”
-
-but never has the memory of his sad story faded from us--never may it
-fade! His lot was unhappy, and he “perished in his pride.” His reason
-eventually bowed before his intense sufferings; and excepting the few
-minutes just before his spirit passed away, his last hours were uncheered
-by the glimpse of that glorious intellect which had promised to crown
-him with a chaplet of undying fame. Even as it was, he had attracted
-notice; his writings were beginning to make for him a name; and the Prime
-Minister of England did not think it beneath him to visit his lonely
-lodging, and to endeavour to raise his sinking soul with the promise of
-almost unlimited patronage. But the restorative came too late: the poison
-had worked its portion, and in the guise of Fame, DEATH approached;
-
- “And as around the brow
- Of that ill-fated votary he wreath’d
- The crown of victory, silently he twined
- The cypress with the laurel: at his foot
- Perish’d the MARTYR STUDENT.”
-
-We have nothing to add to this. Had we not hoped to strike a chord of
-sympathy in our reader’s heart, we should never have even advanced so
-far, or have uplifted the veil so as to exhibit the “latter end” of such.
-Reader, in conclusion, you know not the toil, and trouble, and bodily
-labour, and mental inquietude, that furnish you each week with the price
-of YOUR PENNY!
-
- S. H.
-
-[1] The writer, as will be seen, has had in view solely the literature of
-London.
-
-
-
-
-PADDY CORBETT’S FIRST SMUGGLING TRIP.
-
- “Then on the ’tither hand present her,
- A blackguard smuggler right behint her,
- And cheek-for-chow a chuffle vintner,
- Colleaguin’ join.”----BURNS.
-
-
-No order of men has experienced severer treatment from the various
-classes into which society is divided, than that of excisemen, or,
-as they are vulgarly denominated, guagers. If, unlike the son of the
-Hebrew patriarch, their hand is not raised against every man, yet they
-may be truly said to inherit a portion of Ishmael’s destiny, for every
-man’s hand is against them. The cordial and unmitigated hostility of
-the lower classes follows the guager at every point of his dangerous
-career, whether his pursuit be smuggled goods, potteen, or unpermitted
-parliament. Literary men have catered to the gratification of the public
-at his expense, by exhibiting him in their stories of Irish life under
-such circumstances that the good-natured reader scarcely knows whether to
-laugh or weep most at his ludicrous distress. The varied powers of rhyme
-have been pressed into the service by the man of genius and the lover of
-fun. The “Diel’s awa’ wi’ the Exciseman” of Burns, and the Irishman’s
-“Paddy was up to the Guager,” will ever remain to prove the truth of the
-foregoing assertion.
-
-But the humble historian of this unpretending narrative is happy to
-record one instance of retributory justice on the part of an individual
-of this devoted class, which would have procured him a statue in the
-temple of Nemesis, had his lot been cast among the ancients. Many
-instances of the generosity, justice, and self-abandonment of the guager,
-have come to the writer’s knowledge, and these acts of virtue shall not
-be utterly forgotten. The readers of the Irish Penny Journal shall blush
-to find men, whose qualities might reconcile the estranged misanthrope to
-the human family, rendered the butt of ridicule, and their many virtues
-lost and unknown.
-
-On a foggy evening in the November of a year of which Irish tradition,
-not being critically learned in chronology, has not furnished the date,
-two men pursued their way along a bridle road that led through a wild
-mountain tract in a remote and far westward district of Kerry. The scene
-was savage and lonely. Far before them extended the broad Atlantic,
-upon whose wild and heaving bosom the lowering clouds seemed to settle
-in fitful repose. Round and beyond, on the dark and barren heath, rose
-picturesque masses of rock--the finger-stones which nature, it would
-seem, in some wayward frolic, had tossed into pinnacled heaps of strange
-and multiform construction. About their base, and in the deep interstices
-of their sides, grew the holly and the hardy mountain ash, and on their
-topmost peaks frisked the agile goat in all the pride of unfettered
-liberty.
-
-These men, each of whom led a Kerry pony that bore an empty sack along
-the difficult pathway, were as dissimilar in form and appearance as
-any two of Adam’s descendants possibly could be. One was a low-sized,
-thickset man; his broad shoulders and muscular limbs gave indication of
-considerable strength; but the mild expression of his large blue eyes and
-broad, good-humoured countenance, told, as plain as the human face divine
-could, that the fierce and stormy passions of our kind never exerted the
-strength of that muscular arm in deeds of violence. A jacket and trousers
-of brown frieze, and a broad-brimmed hat made of that particular grass
-named _thraneen_, completed his dress. It would be difficult to conceive
-a more strange or unseemly figure than the other: he exceeded in height
-the usual size of men; but his limbs, which hung loosely together, and
-seemed to accompany his emaciated body with evident reluctance, were
-literally nothing but skin and bone; his long conical head was thinly
-strewed with rusty-coloured hair that waved in the evening breeze about
-a haggard face of greasy, sallow hue, where the rheumy sunken eye, the
-highly prominent nose, the thin and livid lip, half disclosing a few
-rotten straggling teeth, significantly seemed to tell how disease and
-misery can attenuate the human frame. He moved, a living skeleton: yet,
-strange to say, the smart nag which he led was hardly able to keep pace
-with the swinging unequal stride of the gaunt pedestrian, though his
-limbs were so fleshless that his clothes flapped and fluttered around him
-as he stalked along the chilly moor.
-
-As the travellers proceeded, the road, which had lately been pent within
-the huge masses of granite, now expanded sufficiently to allow them a
-little side-by-side discourse; and the first-mentioned person pushed
-forward to renew a conversation which seemed to have been interrupted by
-the inequalities of the narrow pathway.
-
-“An’ so ye war saying, Shane Glas,” he said, advancing in a straight line
-with his spectre-looking companion, “ye war saying that face of yours
-would be the means of keeping the guager from our taste of tibaccy.”
-
-“The devil resave the guager will ever squint at a lafe of it,” says
-Shane Glas, “if I’m in yer road. There was never a cloud over Tim Casey
-for the twelve months I thravelled with him; and if the foolish man had
-had me the day his taste o’ brandy was taken, he’d have the fat boiling
-over his pot to-day, ’tisn’t that I say it myself.”
-
-“The sorrow from me, Shane Glas,” returned his friend with a hearty
-laugh, and a roguish glance of his funny eye at the angular and sallow
-countenance of the other, “the sorrow be from me if it’s much of Tim’s
-_fat_ came in your way, at any rate, though I don’t say as much for the
-_graise_.”
-
-“It’s laughing at the crucked side o’ yer mouth ye’d be. I’m thinking,
-Paddy Corbett,” said Shane Glas, “if the thief of a guager smelt your
-taste o’ tibaccy--Crush Chriest duin! and I not there to fricken him off,
-as I often done afore.”
-
-“But couldn’t we take our lafe o’ tibaccy on our ponies’ backs in
-panniers, and throw a few hake or some oysters over ’em, and let on that
-we’re fish-joulting?”
-
-“Now, mark my words, Paddy Corbett: there’s a chap in Killarney as
-knowledgeable as a jailor; Ould Nick wouldn’t bate him in roguery. So put
-your goods in the thruckle, shake a wisp over ’em, lay me down over that
-in the fould o’ the quilt, and say that I kem from Decie’s counthry to
-pay a round at Tubber-na-Treenoda, and that I caught a faver, and that
-ye’re taking me home to die, for the love o’ God and yer mother’s sowl.
-Say, that Father Darby, who prepared me, said I had the worst spotted
-faver that kem to the counthry these seven years. If that doesn’t fricken
-him off, ye’re sowld” (betrayed.)
-
-By this time they had reached a deep ravine, through which a narrow
-stream pursued its murmuring course. Here they left the horses, and,
-furnished with the empty sacks, pursued their onward route till they
-reached a steep cliff. Far below in the dark and undefined space sounded
-the hollow roar of the heaving ocean, as its billowy volume broke upon
-its granite barrier, and formed along the dark outline a zone of foam,
-beneath whose snowy crest the ever-impelled and angry wave yielded its
-last strength in myriad flashes of phosphoric light, that sparkled and
-danced in arrowy splendour to the wild and sullen music of the dashing
-sea.
-
-“Paddy Corbett, avick,” said Shane Glas, “pull yer legs fair an’ aisy
-afther ye; one inch iv a mistake, achorra, might sind ye a long step of
-two hundred feet to furnish a could supper for the sharks. The sorrow a
-many would vinture down here, avourneen, barring the red fox of the hill
-and the honest smuggler; they are both poor persecuted crathurs, but God
-has given them _gumpshun_ to find a place of shelter for the fruits of
-their honest industhry, glory be to his holy name!”
-
-Shane Glas was quite correct in his estimate of the height of this
-fearful cliff. It overhung the deep Atlantic, and the narrow pathway
-wound its sinuous way round and beneath so many frightful precipices,
-that had the unpractised feet of Paddy Corbett threaded the mazy
-declivity in the clear light of day, he would in all probability have
-performed the saltation, and furnished the banquet of which Shane Glas
-gave him a passing hint. But ignorance of his fearful situation saved his
-life. His companion, in addition to his knowledge of this secret route,
-had a limberness of muscle, and a pliancy of uncouth motion, that enabled
-him to pursue every winding of the awful slope with all the activity of
-a weasel. In their descent, the wild sea-fowl, roused by the unusual
-approach of living things from their couch of repose, swept past on
-sounding wing into the void and dreary space abroad, uttering discordant
-cries, which roused the more distant slumberers of the rocks. As they
-farther descended round the foot of the cliff, where the projecting
-crags formed the sides of a little cove, a voice, harsh and threatening,
-demanded “who goes there?” The echo of the questioner’s interrogation,
-reverberating along the receding wall of rocks, would seem to a fanciful
-ear the challenge of the guardian spirit of the coast pursuing his
-nightly round. The wild words blended in horrid unison through the mid
-air with the sigh of waving wings and discordant screams, which the
-echoes of the cliffs multiplied a thousand fold, as though all the demons
-of the viewless world had chosen that hour and place of loneliness to
-give their baneful pinions and shrieks of terror to the wind.
-
-“Who goes there?” again demanded this strange warder of the savage scene;
-and again the scream of the sea bird and the echo of human tones sounded
-wildly along the sea.
-
-“A friend, avick machree,” replied Shane Glas. “Paudh, achorra, what
-beautiful lungs you have! But keep yer voice a thrifle lower, ma bouchal,
-or the wather-guards might be after staling a march on ye, sharp as ye
-are.”
-
-“Shane Glas, ye slinging thief,” rejoined the other, “is that yerself?
-Honest man,” addressing the new comer, “take care of that talla-faced
-schamer. My hand for ye, Shane will see his own funeral yet, for the
-devil another crathur, barring a fox, could creep down the cliff till the
-moon rises, any how. But I know what saved yer bacon; he that’s born to
-be hanged--you can repate the rest o’ the thrue ould saying yerself, ye
-poor atomy!”
-
-“Chorpan Doul,” said Shane Glas, rather chafed by the severe raillery
-of the other, “is it because to shoulder an ould gun that an honest
-man can’t tell you what a Judy ye make o’ yerself, swaggering like a
-raw Peeler, and frightening every shag on the cliff with yer foolish
-bull-scuttering! Make way there, or I’ll stick that ould barrel in
-yez--make way there, ye spalpeen!”
-
-“Away to yer masther with ye, ye miserable disciple,” returned the
-unsparing jiber. “Arrah, by the hole o’ my coat, afther you have danced
-yer last jig upon nothing, with yer purty himp cravat on, I’ll coax yer
-miserable carcass from the hangman to frighten the crows with.”
-
-When the emaciated man and his companion had proceeded a few paces along
-the narrow ledge that lay between the steep cliff and the sea, they
-entered a huge excavation in the rock, which seemed to have been formed
-by volcanic agency, when the infant world heaved in some dire convulsion
-of its distempered bowels. The footway of the subterranean vault was
-strewn with the finest sand, which, hardened by frequent pressure, sent
-the tramp of the intruder’s feet reverberating along the gloomy vacancy.
-On before gleamed a strong light, which, piercing the surrounding
-darkness, partially revealed the sides of the cavern, while the far space
-beneath the lofty roof, impervious to the powerful ray, extended dark
-and undefined. Then came the sound of human voices mixed in uproarious
-confusion; and anon, within a receding angle, a strange scene burst upon
-their view.
-
-Before a huge fire which lighted all the deep recess of the high
-over-arching rock that rose sublime as the lofty roof of a Gothic
-cathedral, sat five wild-looking men of strange semi-nautical raiment.
-Between them extended a large sea-chest, on which stood an earthen
-flaggon, from which one, who seemed the president of the revel, poured
-sparkling brandy into a single glass that circled in quick succession,
-while the jest and laugh and song swelled in mingled confusion, till the
-dinsome cavern rang again to the roar of the subterranean bacchanals.
-
-“God save all here!” said Shane Glas, approaching the festive group. “O,
-wisha! Misther Cronin, but you and the boys is up to fun. The devil a
-naither glass o’ brandy: no wonder ye should laugh and sing over it. How
-goes the Colleen Ayrigh, and her Bochal Fadda, that knows how to bark so
-purty at thim plundering thieves, the wather-guards?”
-
-“Ah! welcome, Shane,” replied the person addressed; “the customer you’ve
-brought may be depinded on, I hope. Sit down, boys.”
-
-“’Tis ourselves that will, and welkim,” rejoined Shane. “Depinded on!
-why, ’scure to the dacenther father’s son from this to himself than Paddy
-Corbett, ’tisn’t that he’s to the fore.”
-
-“Come, taste our brandy, lads, while I help you to some ham,” said the
-smuggler. “Shane, you have the stomach of a shark, the digestion of an
-ostrich, and the _gout_ of an epicure.”
-
-“By gar ye may say that wid yer own purty mouth, Misther Cronin,”
-responded the garrulous Shane. “Here, gintlemin, here is free thrade to
-honest min, an’ high hangin’ to all informers! O! murdher maura (smacking
-his lips), how it tastes! O, avirra yealish (laying his bony hand across
-his shrunken paunch), how it hates the stummuck!”
-
-“You are welcome to our mansion, Paddy Corbett,” interrupted the
-hospitable master of the cavern; “the house is covered in, the rent paid,
-and the cruiskeen of brandy unadulterated; so eat, drink, and be merry.
-When the moon rises, we can proceed to business.”
-
-Paddy Corbett was about to return thanks when the interminable Shane Glas
-again broke in.
-
-“I never saw a man, beggin’ yer pardon, Misther Cronin, lade a finer
-or rolickinger life than your own four bones--drinking an’ coorting on
-land, and spreading the canvass of the Colleen Ayrigh over the salt
-say, for the good o’ thrade. _Manim syr Shyre_, if I had Trig Dowl the
-piper forninst me there, near the cruiskeen, but I’d drink an’ dance
-till morning. But here’s God bless us, an’ success to our thrip, Paddy,
-avrahir;” and he drained his glass. Then when many a successive round
-went past, and the famished-looking wretch grew intoxicated, he called
-out at the top of his voice, “Silence for a song,” and in a tone somewhat
-between the squeak of a pig and the drone of a bagpipe, poured forth a
-lyric, of which we shall present one or two stanzas to the reader.
-
- I thravelled France an’ Spain, an’ likewise in Asia,
- Fal de ral, &c &c.
- And spint many a long day at my aise in Arabia,
- Fal de ral, &c &c.
- Pur-shoeing of their ways, their sates an’ their farims,
- But sich another place as the lakes o’ Killarney
- I never saw elsewhere, the air being most charming,
- Fal de ral, &c &c.
- There the Muses came to make it their quarthers,
- Fal de ral, &c &c.
- An’ for their ray-creation they came from Castalia,
- Fal de ral, &c &c.
- With congratulations playing for his lordship,
- A viewing of that place, I mean sweet Killarney,
- That the music been so sweet, the lake became enchanted,
- Fal de ral, &c &c.
-
-Early on a clear sunny morning after this, a man with a horse and truckle
-car was observed to enter the town of Killarney from the west. He trolled
-forth before the animal, which, checked by some instinctive dread, with
-much reluctance allowed himself to be dragged along at the full length of
-his hair halter. On the rude vehicle was laid what seemed a quantity of
-straw, upon which was extended a human being, whose greatly attenuated
-frame appeared fully developed beneath an old flannel quilt. His face,
-that appeared above its tattered hem, looked the embodiment of disease
-and famine, which seemed to have gnawed, in horrid union, into his
-inmost vitals. His distorted features pourtrayed rending agony; and as
-the rude vehicle jolted along the rugged pavement, he groaned hideously.
-This miserable man was our acquaintance Shane Glas, and he that led the
-strange procession no other than Paddy Corbett, who thus experimented to
-smuggle his “taste o’ tibaccy,” which lay concealed in well-packed bales
-beneath the sick couch of the wretched simulator.
-
-As they proceeded along, Shane Glas uttered a groan, conveying such a
-feeling of real agony that his startled companion, supposing that he had
-in verity received the sudden judgment of his deception, rushed back to
-ascertain whether he had not been suddenly stricken to death.
-
-“Paddy, a chorra-na-nea,” he muttered in an undergrowl, “here’s the
-vagabone thief of a guager down sthreet! Exert yerself, a-lea, to baffle
-the schamer, an’ don’t forget ’tis the spotted faver I have.”
-
-Sure enough, the guager did come; and noticing, as he passed along, the
-confusion and averted features of Paddy Corbett, he immediately drew up.
-
-“Where do you live, honest man, an’ how far might you be goin’?” said the
-keen exciseman.
-
-“O, wisha! may the heavens be yer honour’s bed!--ye must be one o’ the
-good ould stock, to ax afther the consarns of a poor angishore like me:
-but, a yinusal-a-chree, ’tisn’t where I lives is worse to me, but where
-that donan in the thruckle will die with me.”
-
-“But how far are you taking him?”
-
-“O, ’tis myself would offer a pather an’ ave on my two binded knees for
-yer honour’s soul, if yer honour would tell me that. I forgot to ax
-the crathur where he _should_ be berrid when we kim away, an’ now he’s
-speechless out an’ out.”
-
-“Come, say where is your residence,” said the other, whose suspicion was
-increased by the countryman’s prevarication.
-
-“By jamine, yer honour’s larnin’ bothers me intirely; but if yer
-honour manes where the woman that owns me and the childre is, ’tis
-that way, west at Tubber-na-Treenoda; yer honour has heard tell o’
-Tubber-na-Treenoda, by coorse?”
-
-“Never, indeed.”
-
-“O, wisha! don’t let yer honour be a day longer that way. If the
-sickness, God betune us an’ harum, kim an ye, ’twould be betther for yer
-honour give a testher to the durhogh there, to offer up a rosary for ye,
-than to _shell out_ three pounds to Doctor Crump.”
-
-“Perhaps you have some _soft goods_ concealed under the sick man,” said
-the guager, approaching the car. “I frequently catch smuggled wares in
-such situations.”
-
-“The devil a taste _good_ or _saft_ under him, sir dear, but the could
-sop from the top o’ the stack. _Ketch!_ why, the devil a haporth ye’ll
-_ketch_ here but the spotted faver.”
-
-“Fever!” repeated the startled exciseman, retiring a step or two.
-
-“Yes, faver, yer honour; what else? Didn’t Father Darby that prepared him
-say that he had spotted faver enough for a thousand min! Do, yer honour,
-come look in his face, an’ thin throw the poor dying crathur, that kem
-all the way from Decie’s counthry, by raisin of a dhream, to pay a round
-for his wife’s sowl at Tubber-na-Treenoda: yes, throw him out an the
-belly o’ the road, an’ let his blood, the blood o’ the stranger, be on
-yer soul an’ his faver in yer body.”
-
-Paddy Corbett’s eloquence operating on the exciseman’s dread of
-contagion, saved the tobacco.
-
-Our adventurers considering it rather dangerous to seek a buyer in
-Killarney, directed their course eastward to Kanturk. The hour of evening
-was rather advanced as they entered the town; and Shane, who could spell
-his way without much difficulty through the letters of a sign-board,
-seeing “entertainment for man and horse” over the door, said they would
-put up there for the night, and then directed Paddy to the shop of the
-only tobacconist in town, whither for some private motive he declined to
-attend him. Mr Pigtail was after dispatching a batch of customers when
-Paddy entered, who, seeing the coast clear, gave him the “God save all
-here,” which is the usual phrase of greeting in the kingdom of Kerry. Mr
-Pigtail was startled at the rude salutation, which, though a beautiful
-benediction, and characteristic of a highly religious people, is yet too
-uncouth for modern “ears polite,” and has, excepting among the lowest
-class of peasants, entirely given way to that very sincere and expressive
-phrase of address, “your servant.”
-
-Now, Mr Pigtail, who meted out the length of his replies in exact
-proportion to the several ranks and degrees of his querists, upon hearing
-the vulgar voice that uttered the more vulgar salute, hesitated to deign
-the slightest notice, but, measuring with a glance the outward man of the
-saluter, he gave a slight nod of acknowledgement, and the dissyllabic
-response “servant;” but seeing Paddy Corbett with gaping mouth about to
-open his embassy, and that, like Burns’s Death,
-
- “He seemed to make a kind o’ stan’,
- But naething spak,”
-
-he immediately added, “Honest man, you came from the west, I believe?”
-
-“Thrue enough for yer honour,” said Pat; “my next door neighbours at
-that side are the wild Ingins of Immeriky. A wet and could foot an’ a
-dhry heart I had coming to ye; but welkim be the grace o’ God, sure poor
-people should make out an honest bit an’ sup for the weeny crathurs at
-home; an’ I have thirteen o’ thim, all thackeens, praise be to the Maker.”
-
-“And I dare say you have brought a trifle in my line of business in your
-road?”
-
-“Faith, ’tis yerself may book it: I have the natest lafe o’ tibaccy
-that ever left Connor Cro-ab-a-bo. I was going to _skin_ an the honest
-man--Lord betune us an’harum, I’d be the first informer of my name, any
-how. But, talking o’ the tibaccy, the man that giv it said a sweether
-taste never left the hould of his ship, an’ that’s a great word. I’ll
-give it dog chape, by raison o’ the long road it thravelled to yer
-honour.”
-
-“You don’t seem to be long in this business,” said Mr Pigtail.
-
-“Thrue for ye there agin, a-yinusal; ’tis yourself may say so. Since the
-priest christened Paddy an me, an’ that’s longer than I can remimber, I
-never wint an the sachrawn afore. God comfort poor Jillian Dawly, the
-crathur, an’ the grawls I left her. Amin, a-hierna!”
-
-Now, Mr Pigtail supposed from the man’s seeming simplicity, and his
-inexperience in running smuggled goods, that he should drive a very
-profitable adventure with him. He ordered him to bring the goods
-privately to the back way that led to his premises; and Paddy, who had
-the fear of the guager vividly before him, lost no time in obeying the
-mandate. But when Mr Pigtail examined the several packages, he turns
-round upon poor Paddy with a look of disapprobation, and exclaims, “This
-article will not suit, good man--entirely damaged by sea water--never do.”
-
-“_See_ wather, anagh!” returns Paddy Corbett; “bad luck to the dhrop
-o’ wather, salt or fresh, did my taste o’ tibaccy ever _see_. The
-Colleen Ayrigh that brought it could dip an’ skim along the waves like
-a sea-gull. There are two things she never yet let in, Mr Pigtail,
-avourneen--wather nor wather-guards: the one ships off her, all as one as
-a duck; and the Boochal Fadda on her deck keeps t’other a good mile off,
-more spunk to him.” This piece of nautical information Paddy had ventured
-from gleanings collected from the rich stores which the conversation of
-Shane Glas presented along the road, and in the smugglers’ cave.
-
-“But, my good man, you cannot instruct me in the way of my business. Take
-it away--no man in the trade would venture an article like it. But I
-shall make a sacrifice, rather than let a poor ignorant man fall into the
-hands of the guager. I shall give you five pounds for the lot.”
-
-Paddy Corbett, who had been buoyed up by the hope of making two hundred
-per cent. of his lading, now seeing all his gainful views vanish
-into thin air, was loud and impassioned in the expression of his
-disappointment. “O, Jillian Dawly!” he cried, swinging his body to and
-fro, “Jillian, a roon manima, what’ll ye say to yer man, afther throwing
-out of his hand the half year’s rint that he had to give the agint? O!
-what’ll ye say, aveen, but that I med a purty padder-napeka of myself,
-listening to Shane Glas, the yellow schamer; or what’ll Sheelabeg, the
-crathur, say, whin Tim Murphy won’t take her without the cows that I
-won’t have to give her? O, Misther Pigtail, avourneen, be marciful to an
-honest father’s son; don’t take me short, avourneen, an’ that God might
-take you short. Give me the tin pounds it cost me, an’ I’ll pray for
-yer sowl, both now an’ in the world to come. O! Jillian, Jillian, I’ll
-never face ye, nor Sheelabeg, nor any o’ the crathurs agin, without the
-tin pound, any how. I’ll take the vestmint, an’ all the books in Father
-Darby’s house of it.”
-
-“Well, if you don’t give the tobacco to me for less than that, you can
-call on one Mr Prywell, at the other side of the bridge; he deals in
-such articles too. You see I cannot do more for you, but you may go
-farther and fare worse,” said the perfidious tobacconist, as he directed
-the unfortunate man to the residence of Mr Paul Prywell, the officer of
-excise.
-
-With heavy heart, and anxious eye peering in every direction beneath
-his broad-leafed hat, Paddy Corbett proceeded till he reached a private
-residence having a green door and a brass knocker. He hesitated, seeing
-no shop nor appearance of business there; but on being assured that
-this was indeed the house of Mr Prywell, he approached, and gave the
-door three thundering knocks with the butt end of his holly-handled
-whip. The owner of the domicile, roused by this very unceremonious mode
-of announcement, came forth to demand the intruder’s business, and
-to wonder that he would not prefer giving a single rap with the brass
-knocker, as was the wont of persons in his grade of society, instead of
-sledging away at the door like a “peep-o’-day boy.”
-
-“Yer honour will excuse my bouldness,” said Paddy, taking off his
-hat, and scraping the mud before and behind him a full yard; “excuse
-my bouldness, for I never seed such curifixes on a dure afore, an’ I
-wouldn’t throuble yer honour’s house at all at all, only in regard of a
-taste of goods that I was tould would _shoot_ yer honour. Ye can have it,
-a yinusal, for less than nothing, case I don’t find myself in heart to
-push on farther; for the baste is slow, the crathur, an’ myself that’s
-saying it, making buttons for fear o’ the guager.”
-
-“Who, might I ask,” said the astonished officer of excise, “directed you
-here to sell smuggled tobacco?”
-
-“A very honest gintleman, but a bad buyer, over the bridge, sir. He’d
-give but five pound for what cost myself tin--foreer dhota, that I had
-ever had a hand in it! I put the half year’s rint in it, yer honour; and
-my thirteen femul grawls an’ their mother, God help ’em, will be soon on
-the sachrawn. I’ll never go home without the tin pound, any how. High
-hanging to ye, Shane Glas, ye tallow-faced thief, that sint me smuggling.
-O! Jillian, ’tis sogering I’ll soon be, with a gun an my shoulder.”
-
-“Shane Glas!” said the exciseman; “do you know Shane Glas; I’d give ten
-pounds to see the villain.”
-
-“’Tis myself does, yer honour, an’ could put yer finger an him, if I
-had ye at Tubber-na-Treenoda, saving yer presence; but as I was setting
-away, he was lying undher an ould quilt, an’ I heard him telling that the
-priest said he had spotted faver enough for a thousand min.”
-
-“That villain will never die of spotted fever, in my humble opinion,”
-said the exciseman.
-
-“A good judgment in yer mouth, sir, achree. I heard the rogue himself
-say, ‘Bad cess to the thief! that a cup-tosser tould him he’d die of
-stoppage of breath.’ But won’t yer honour allow me to turn in the lafe o’
-tibaccy?”
-
-The officer of excise was struck with deep indignation at the villany
-of him who would ruin a comparatively innocent man when he failed in
-circumventing him, and was resolved to punish his treachery. “My good
-fellow,” said he, “you are now before the guager you dread so much, and
-I must do my duty, and seize upon the tobacco. However, it is but common
-justice to punish the false-hearted traitor that sent you hither. Go
-back quickly, and say that he can have the lot at his own terms; I shall
-follow close, and yield him the reward of his treachery. Act discreetly
-in this good work of biting the biter, and on the word of a gentleman I
-shall give you ten pounds more.”
-
-Paddy was on his knees in a twinkling, his hands uplifted in the attitude
-of prayer, and his mouth opened, but totally unable between terror and
-delight to utter a syllable of thanks.
-
-“Up, I say,” exclaimed the exciseman, “up and be doing; go earn your ten
-pounds, and have your sweet revenge on the thief that betrayed you.”
-
-Paddy rapidly retraced his steps, ejaculating as he went along, “O,
-the noble gintleman, may the Lord make a bed in Heaven for his sowl in
-glory! O, that chating imposthor, ’twas sinding the fox to mind the hins
-sure enough. O, high hanging to him of a windy day!--the informer o’ the
-world, I’ll make him sup sorrow.”
-
-“Have you seen the gentleman I directed you to?” said Mr Pigtail.
-
-“Arrah, sir dear, whin I came to the bridge an looked about me, I thought
-that every roguish-looking fellow I met was the thief of a guager, an’
-thin afther standing a while, quite amplushed, with the botheration and
-the dread upon me, I forgot yer friend’s name, an’ so kim back agin to ax
-it, if ye plase.”
-
-“You had better take the five pounds than venture again; there’s a guager
-in town, and your situation is somewhat dangerous.”
-
-“A guager in town!” cried Paddy Corbett, with well-affected surprise,
-“Isas Mauri! what’ll I do at all at all? now I’m a gone man all out. Take
-it for any thing ye like, sir dear, an’ if any throuble like this should
-ever come down an ye, it will be a comfort an’ a raycreation to yer heart
-to know that ye had a poor man’s blessing, _avick deelish machree_, an’
-I give it to ye on the knees of my heart, as ye desarved it, an’ that it
-may go in yer road, an’ yer childre’s road, late an’ early, eating an’
-dhrinking, lying an’ rising, buying an’ selling.”
-
-Our story has approached its close: the tobacco was safely stowed inside,
-in order to be consigned to Mr Pigtail’s private receptacle for such
-contraband articles. Paddy had just pocketed his five pounds, and at
-that moment in burst Mr Prywell. The execration which ever after pursued
-the tobacconist for his treacherous conduct, and the heavy fine in which
-he was amerced, so wrought upon his health and circumstances, that in a
-short time he died in extreme poverty. His descendants became homeless
-wanderers, and it is upon record, among the brave and high-minded men of
-Duhallow, that Jeffrey Pigtail of Kanturk was the only betrayer that ever
-disgraced the barony.
-
- E. W.
-
- * * * * *
-
-SPEED ON RAILWAYS.--In the first of a course of lectures on railways,
-delivered in the early part of last year at Manchester by Dr Lardner, he
-gave the following account of the speed attained by locomotive engines
-at different periods: “Since the great questions which had been agitated
-respecting the effect which an increased width of rails would have on
-railway transit, and the effect which very large drawing wheels, of great
-diameter, would have on certain railways, the question of very vastly
-increased speed had acquired considerable interest. Very recently two
-experiments had been made, attended with most surprising results. One was
-the case of the Monmouth express. A dispatch was carried from Twyford
-to London on the Great Western Railway, a distance of thirty miles, in
-thirty-five minutes. This distance was traversed very favourably, and
-being subject to less of those casual interruptions to which a longer
-trip would be liable, it was performed at the rate of six miles in seven
-minutes, or six-sevenths of a mile in one minute (very nearly fifty-one
-and a half miles an hour). He had experimented on speed very largely
-on most of the railways of the country, and he had never personally
-witnessed that speed. The evaporating power of those engines was
-enormous. Another performance, which he had ascertained since he arrived
-in this neighbourhood, showed that great as was the one just mentioned,
-they must not ascribe it to any peculiar circumstance attending the
-large engines and wide gauge of the Great Western Railway. An express
-was dispatched a short time since from Liverpool to Birmingham, and
-its speed was stated in the papers. One engine, with its tender, went
-from Liverpool, or rather from the top of the tunnel at Edge Hill, to
-Birmingham, in two hours and thirty-five minutes. But he had inquired
-into the circumstances of that trip, and it appeared that the time the
-engine was actually in motion, after deducting a variety of stoppages,
-was only one hour and fifty minutes in traversing ninety-seven miles. The
-feat on the Great Western was performed on a dead level, while on the
-Grand Junction the engine first encountered the Whiston incline, where
-the line rises 1 in 96 for a mile and a half; and after passing Crewe,
-it encountered a plane of three miles to the Madeley summit, rising 20
-feet a mile, succeeded by another plane, for three miles more, rising 30
-feet a mile; yet with all these impediments it performed the ninety-seven
-miles in one hour and fifty minutes, or 110 minutes; consequently the
-distance traversed in each minute was 97 divided by 110, or 52 ¹⁰⁄₁₁ths,
-nearly 53 miles an hour--a speed which, he confessed, if he had not
-evidence of it, he could scarcely have believed to be within the bounds
-of mechanical possibility. The engine which performed this feat had
-driving wheels of 5½ feet diameter; their circumference would be 17¼
-feet. Taking the speed at 53 miles an hour, it was within a very minute
-fraction of 80 feet in a second of time. This was not the greatest speed
-of the engine, but the average speed spread over 97 miles and there could
-be little doubt that it must have exceeded sixty miles an hour during a
-considerable portion of the distance.”
-
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-
-That man should be happy, is so evidently the intention of the Creator,
-the contrivances to that end are so multitudinous and so striking, that
-the perception of the aim may be called universal. Whatever tends to make
-men happy, becomes a fulfilment of the will of God. Whatever tends to
-make them miserable, becomes opposition to his will.--_Harriet Martineau._
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- the Office of the General Advertiser, No. 6, Church Lane,
- College Green, Dublin.--Agents:--R. GROOMBRIDGE, Panyer Alley,
- Paternoster Row, London; SIMMS and DINHAM, Exchange Street,
- Manchester; C. DAVIES, North John Street, Liverpool; SLOCOMBE and
- SIMMS, Leeds; FRASER and CRAWFORD, George Street, Edinburgh; and
- DAVID ROBERTSON, Trongate, Glasgow.
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