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If you are not located in the United States, you'll have -to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. - -Title: Stephen H. Branch's Alligator Vol. 1 no. 11, July 3, 1858 - -Author: Stephen H. Branch - -Release Date: May 31, 2017 [EBook #54818] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK STEPHEN BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR, JULY 3, 1958 *** - - - - -Produced by The Online Distributed Proofreading Team at -http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images -generously made available by The Internet Archive) - - - - - - - Transcriber Notes - - Obvious printer errors and missing punctuation fixed. Archaic and - inconsistent spelling retained. - Unclear text in the ads in the original has been clarified by review of - the same ads printed more clearly in other issues. - The table of contents has been created and added by the transcriber. - Italics are represented by underscores surrounding the _italic text_. - Small capitals have been converted to ALL CAPS. - ------------------------------------------------------------------------- - - Life of Stephen H. Branch. 1 - - A Melodious Fragment! 2 - - Human Devils. 2 - - James Gordon Bennett’s 2 - Editorial Career. - - Peter Cooper’s Funny little 3 - Grocery-Groggery, at the - Corner of the Bowery and - Stuyversant Street, in 1820. - - Advertisements 4 - ------------------------------------------------------------------------- - - - - -[Illustration: STEPHEN H. BRANCH’S ALLIGATOR.] - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - Volume I.—No. 11.] SATURDAY, JULY 3, 1858. [Price 2 Cents. - - - Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1857, by - STEPHEN H. BRANCH, - - In the Clerk’s Office of the District Court of the United - States for the Southern District of New York. - - - - - Life of Stephen H. Branch. - - -McDonald Clarke had the dyspepsia badly, and would board at the Graham -House while his money lasted, and then Goss would request him to leave. -At the table he always created infinite mirth. I often met him on the -Battery, (with his pockets filled with stale Graham bread,) and at -Mercer’s Dining Saloon, at the corner of Ann and Nassau, and on the -steps of the Astor, and while rapidly promenading Broadway, with his -eyes riveted on the ground. I also saw him every Sabbath in front of Dr. -Taylor’s Grace Church, at the corner of Rector street and Broadway, -where he used to await the arrival of Miss Jones, and almost stare her -into fits, and to whom he addressed such lines as these through the -public journals: - - Her form’s elastic as a willow tree, - Glorious in motion, when the winds are free: - She moves with timid dignity and grace, - While thought is thrilling through her sweet young face. - -In his last days, he often came to the Graham House, and Goss was very -kind to him, and did not charge him for his meals. He called on Sunday -morning, when all were at church save myself. I was ill, in the rocking -chair, and for an hour he amused me with his incoherent flights of -eloquence, and the recitation of his choicest poetry. He came several -times during the week. On a stormy evening, while I was seated by the -stove, he rushed in and took a seat beside me, and wept aloud, and spoke -of his intense affection for Miss Jones, (the daughter of the wealthy -Banker, and President of the Chemical Bank,) whom he supposed was -ardently in love with him. He said that he had been twice invited to her -parties, but that on ringing the bell, he was twice ejected by the -servant. The cards of invitation were forgeries, but those who imposed -on McDonald, assured him that they were genuine, and were written by -Miss Jones. I strove in vain to disabuse McDonald’s mind, who said he -should make the third attempt the following week, and, if possible, he -would have an interview with the precious object of his affection. On -the afternoon of the following Sunday, he came to the Graham House, and -violently rang the bell, and dashed into the parlor, greatly excited, -and took a seat on the sofa, where I was reclining, and exclaimed: “Why, -Branch, people call me crazy. But you don’t think I’m crazy, do you, -Branch? I know you don’t. You love me, don’t you, Branch? I know you do. -Heigh ho! I’m not long for this world. I’m going to Heaven in a few -days, where I shall fare better than among the unkind people of this -world. Yes, I rambled through Greenwood, last week, by the Silver Lake, -and selected the lovely and romantic spot where my poor bones will soon -repose and wither. (His tears now began to fall like summer rain.) And -there will be the sacred bells, and the Grace Church exercises, -conducted by the pure and eloquent Dr. Taylor, and the mournful music, -and solemn procession, and the Sexton’s dreary hearse and spade, and the -pale white monument. And those who now deny me bread, and call me crazy, -and trifle with my affections, will then sadly miss me, and my beautiful -poetry, and lament my melancholy fate. And they will come and stand -before my monument in Greenwood’s Silver Dell, and weep, and profoundly -regret that they always neglected poor McDonald Clarke. Yes, Branch, I -see my snowy monument by the Silver Lake, and I shall soon be there. O -God! Yes, I shall too soon be in that dismal vale. But you will come and -see me, won’t you, Branch? I know you will. I know you will, O God! O -God! My destiny is very hard.” And he buried his face with both hands, -and cried with all the simplicity of childhood, and I strove to restrain -my tears, lest he would not cease his lamentation, if he saw my eyes -moistened with nature’s sympathising waters. And I breathed kind words -into his lacerated heart, and he leaned his head upon my shoulder, and -was silent for some minutes, when he sprang to his feet, and said he -would like a bath, and went to the bathing room. In half an hour, he -returned, went to the tea table, ate sparingly, came into the parlor, -went to the window, and knelt and prayed in whisper tones. The clouds -had suddenly dispersed, and the moon was full, whose soft rays rested on -the sad face of McDonald. He then got the Bible, and read a chapter, and -was absorbed in a second prayer, just above a whisper, when a transient -boarder (from Boston) entered the parlor, and sat on the sofa, and began -a spirited conversation with a friend who had long been waiting for him. -McDonald, while engaged in prayer, in a kneeling posture, sprang to his -feet, and rushed towards the two gentlemen in lively conversation on the -sofa, and told them that if they did not cease to laugh, and talk so -loudly, he would smite them on the spot. They were amazed and terrified, -and dared not speak. McDonald then rapidly paced the parlor, and -exclaimed: “I am only 40 years old, with nearly half the period often -allotted to man yet to run, and I am near my journey’s close.” And then, -with a sudden halt in the centre of the parlor, he again riveted his -wild eyes on the gentlemen seated on the sofa, who had excited his ire, -and stamped, and most violently exclaimed: “How dare you talk and laugh -in God’s holy hour? This is the all-glorious Sabbath, and it is -sacrilege to talk and laugh beyond a whisper. Do it again, and as sure -as my name is McDonald Clarke, I will paralyse you where you sit. -Silence, I say, (stamping,) silence!” The two gentlemen then arose, and -left the parlor, in pursuit of Mr. Goss, and McDonald went to the -window, and delivered a glowing apostrophe to the moon and stars, and -asked me to play sacred music on the piano, which I did, and he strove -to sing, but his voice was severely weakened, and nearly lost, by his -nervous excitement, and through his severe anathema of the two gentlemen -who had just left the parlor. As I played, he stood beside me, and -hummed and beat time with his hands. I closed the piano, and he went to -the window, and prayed again, and breathed the most eloquent and -touching soliloquy I ever heard. Such melting pathos and purity of -language never flowed from human lips. He rose to the highest -inspiration in his allusion to his departed mother, and his anticipated -joy at his early reunion with her in Heaven. I have always regretted -that I had no pencil and paper on this sad occasion, so that I could -have preserved his supernatural soliloquies, which impressed me with the -profoundest solemnity. Mr. Goss now came into the parlor, and asked -McDonald where he boarded, and he said he had no home. Goss then asked -him if he had any friends. He said that James Gordon Bennett was his -friend, and had been kind and generous towards him, and had given him -money and apparel, and published his poetry in the _Herald_. He also -said that he ate, and sometimes slept, at a Dentist’s in Park Place, and -that he would now go there. I asked him if I should accompany him, and -he warmly thanked me, and he put on his cloak and cap, and very -carefully adjusted his large red comforter around his neck, and took my -arm, and I accompanied him to the residence of his dentist friend in -Park Place. I rang the bell, and the servant came, and said the dentist -was out, and McDonald then shook my hand, and bade me an affectionate -good night, and walked in and closed the door, which was my last -communion with poor McDonald Clarke. I called the next day, and the -servant told me that McDonald left in half an hour after my departure on -the previous night, and had not returned. I went in pursuit of him, but -could not find him. The next I heard of him was through the newspapers, -which stated that he was found at midnight, by a Policeman, in Broadway, -near St. Paul’s Church, in a terrible storm, and in a state of raving -insanity, with his apparel partially gone,—that he was conveyed to the -Tombs,—that neither the Policemen nor any of the officers at the Tombs -knew McDonald, nor was he sane enough to disclose his name,—that on -going to feed him in the morning, his place of confinement was partially -filled with icy water, (in which he was bathing himself,) which had been -running all night, and which gave him a chill of death,—that he was -finally recognised by one of the Tombs’ officers, and conveyed to the -Alms House Hospital, where he soon died. I called to see him before he -died, but he did not know me. His reason entirely returned just prior to -his death, when he called for a custard, (of which he was always -extremely fond,) and he ate a little, and said he was glad his hour had -come, as he was tired of earth. He bade his nurse an affectionate -farewell, and died without a contortion or a moan. His sudden and pauper -death produced great excitement, and the newspapers severely lashed his -murderers, who strove to make him think that Miss Jones loved him -dearly, and had invited him to her aristocratic parties. But the names -of the villains were not published, (as they should have been,) because -they belonged to the upper circles. Some kind friends erected a monument -to his memory, on the very spot McDonald had selected, by the Silver -Lake in Greenwood, for which they received much praise. And thus closes -my sad allusion to poor McDonald Clarke. - - (To be continued to my last sun.) - - ------------------------------------ - - - - - A Melodious Fragment! - - - TO ALL WHO LOVE ENTRANCING MUSIC. - -READER:—Did you ever behold the tumultuous excitement of the populace at -a Race Course, as the furious steeds neared the judge’s stand on the -last heat? Then go and see Gazzaniga’s reflection of the passions at the -Academy of Music, and behold the glow and palor, and joy and terror, and -stamps and screams of the excited and enraptured multitudes. Did you -ever see the moon emerge from a tranquil ocean, or the sun descend a -wild horison? Then see Gazzaniga. Did you ever see a peerless virgin at -the altar, or on her journey to the sepulchre? Then see Gazzaniga. Do -you remember the merry laugh of childhood, or your fond mother’s gentle -tones? Then see Gazzaniga. Do you lament Ophelia’s sadness and mournful -destiny, and the fatal grief of Portia at the absence of Brutus? Then -see Gazzaniga. Do you love the murmurs of the rivulet, or of summer -zephyrs on the moonlight waters? Then see Gazzaniga. Do you love the -melody of the birds, and the hues of the pastures, and the romance of -the forest, and the perfume of the foliage, and the silence of the -wilderness, and the beauty of the vales, and the majesty of the -mountains? Then see Gazzaniga. Do you love the security of a calm, or -the sublimity of a storm? Then see Gazzaniga. Have you seen Niagara or -Vesuvius, and admired and trembled in their glorious and awful presence? -Then see Gazzaniga. Have you read and dreamed of Antony and Cleopatra? -Then see Brignoli and Gazzaniga. Have you read Cæsar’s hatred of Cassius -and Horace Greeley, and his love of Matsell and fat men? Then see Ullman -and Armodio. Do you love to roam in dells and caves and deserts? Do you -love the pensive meditations of genius in cavern solitudes? Do you love -to gaze at Heaven’s Panorama, in the silence and glory of midnight? Do -you love your parent’s admonitions, and the sweet tones of your brothers -and sisters, and wives and children? Do you remember your early love, -and pleasant rambles with your devoted and beauteous Juliet? Do you love -to witness the reflection of your own heart? Do you love to shed tears -of joy at the triumph of the virtuous, and to paralyse the vicious with -your terrible execrations? Have you breathed Italian skies, and wandered -by Italian streams, and fondly lingered on Italian sunsets? O then go -and see and hear Gazzaniga, whose mighty soul reflects the smiles and -tears—lovers and misanthropes—beauties and melodies—calms and -storms—rainbows and landscapes—plains and mountains—cataracts and -volcanoes—thunder and lightning—rain and hail—tornadoes and -earthquakes—witches and angels—devils and demons—ghosts and hobgoblins, -and suns and globes and caravans of Universal Nature. O Gazzaniga! Thy -tranquil music is the echo of a Choir of Angels, and thy frenzied strain -is the yell of a gang of devils. More than a thousand millions of human -pilgrims rove in the romantic paths of earth, but in all this mighty -throng, on its march to a common sepulchre, there is but one Gazzaniga -in the delightful realms of melody. - - - - - Stephen H. Branch’s Alligator. - - ------------------------------------------------------ - - NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JULY 3, 1858. - - ------------------------------------------------------ - -STEPHEN H. BRANCH’S “ALLIGATOR” CAN BE obtained at all hours, (day or -night,) at wholesale and retail, at No. 128 Nassau Street, Near Beekman -Street, and opposite Ross & Tousey’s News Depot, New York. - - ------------------------------------ - - - - - Human Devils. - - -Some $10,000 have been expended in building fences, and improving the -forest grounds at the corner of Fourteenth and Fifteenth streets and the -Sixth Avenue? We have received a card, heralding a “Palace Garden,” -signed by De Forest and Tisdale, Proprietors. Mr. De Forest was the -Treasurer of the Crystal Palace Ball, and Mr. Tisdale is the Treasurer -of the Hunter Woodis Benevolent Society. A few loaves of John Hecker’s -bread, distributed among the poor, was the only charitable result of the -Academy of Music Ball, and none of John Hecker’s bread, nor of any -baker, nor any necessaries of life were distributed among the indigent, -as the result of the mighty and lucrative Crystal Palace Ball. Both of -those Balls were given by the public—for the benefit of the Poor—in the -name of the self-constituted members of the Hunter Woodis Society, and -De Forest and Tisdale, who control the vast receipts of that Society, -now open an Ice Cream and Lager Bier Saloon on a scale of unprecedented -magnitude and magnificence, while the poor creatures are starving, who -own all the surplus funds in the vile grasp of the Hunter Woodis -Society, and of the outside scamps, who partially control those pauper -funds. De Forest and Tisdale (who thrice cunningly assured me that all -the members of the Hunter Woodis Society were Know Nothings) beckoned me -last week to their gorgeous chariot on Broadway, and told me that they -were “snags,” and through dagger eyes, and ferocious gestures, and -stunning declamation, threatened my utter annihilation, for my recent -exposure of their plunder of our generous citizens, and the private -paupers, whose funds they withhold and squander. If one of the huge -villains of these devilish days in which my lot is cast approaches me -with menacing look or attitude, he will be a dead thief before he can -implore the God of truth and justice and mercy to forgive him for his -awful crimes. Where the $40,000 that were doubtless received by the -Managers and Treasurers of the Academy of Music and Crystal Palace -Balls; and where their vast private collections have all mysteriously -vanished, will never be disclosed to the poor of this, nor of coming -generations, but, at the Throne of God, these consummate villains and -infernal scamps will have to confront the famishing creatures they have -robbed and starved, when they will be convicted, and condemned, and -hurled from Heaven’s resplendent heights into a gulph of yelling devils, -who will pinch them, and prick them, and bite them, and lance them, and -roast them through wasteless ages. - - O, what I hear, and what I see, - Makes me from earth yearn to be free. - - ------------------------------------ - - - - - James Gordon Bennett’s Editorial Career. - - - _Bennett and John Kelly._ - -_Bennett_—John, the wall cracked again yesterday, and I fear this old -ruin will soon fall, and bury us in death. So, after you have folded -those papers, you can take them and the broom, and I will take my -memorandum book and easy slippers, and we will go to the new quarters -that I hired yesterday in Broadway. The rent is very cheap, and I am not -to pay it until the end of the month, which is a godsend in these days -of poverty. - -_John_—I have only got fifty papers to fold, and I will soon be ready. - -_Bennett_—Hurry, Johnny, for the building may fall before we get out. -(John folds papers mighty fast.) - -_John_—I am ready, sir. - -_Bennett_—Come on then. (They depart for Broadway, with all their -luggage, consisting of fifty _Heralds_, a broom, memorandum book, and -Bennett’s easy slippers.) - - _Enter Landlord._ - -_Landlord_—Mr. Bennett, I told you that you could pay your rent at the -end of the month, but I have concluded to require it in advance. - -_Bennett_—I have not the money to spare, but I will let you have my -watch as security. - -_Landlord_—I have no pawnbroker’s license, and I fear it would be a -violation of the law to take a watch in pawn. - -_Bennett_—I have let Anderson & Ward have it as security for the payment -of my papers some fifty times, and they have not been arrested. - -_Landlord_—Is it gold or silver? - -_Bennett_—Silver. - -_Landlord_—What is its value? - -_Bennett_—Twenty dollars. - -_Landlord_—Does it keep good time? - -_Bennett_—It goes well, don’t it, Johnny (giving him a wink.) - -_John_—Yes, sir. (May God forgive me for this lie.) - -_Landlord_—I will take it, but you must try to pay the rent before the -close of the month. - -_Bennett_—I will, sir. Our circulation is rapidly increasing, ain’t it, -Johnny? - -_John_ (pale as death)—Y-e-s, s-i-r. (O, Heavenly Father, do forgive me -for another lie.) - -_Landlord_—Good day, Mr. Bennett, and may success attend your -enterprise. - -_Bennett_—Good by, sir, but don’t call again until the very last week in -the month. - -_Landlord_—I will be as lenient as I can. Good day. (He goes.) - -_Bennett_—John, why did you say y-e-s, s-i-r? This is no time to drawl -your words. And I saw your lips quiver, and your eyes and arms directed -to Heaven, as though you were engaged in silent prayer. This won’t do, -sir. My case is desperate. Can’t you lie, in matters of business, -without invoking the celestial pardon? If you can’t, you will soon ruin -me. What say you, John? - -_John_—My parents will not let me tell lies. They would kill me, if they -caught me in the two lies I have told for you to-day. They are extremely -indigent, but they are as honest as poor Burns, the great poet of your -native land, who said: - - “The honest man, tho’ e’er sae poor, - Is king o’ men for a’ that.” - -And who also said: - - “O, wad some Pow’r the giftie gie us - To see oursels as ithers see us!” - -_Bennett_ (stamping the floor)—Darm it, boy, this is no time for poetry. -Hang Burns, who was an old fool, and lived on air, like all the poets. I -prefer Richard, who said: - - “I have set my life upon a cast, - And I will stand the hazard of the die.” - -Or Iago: - - “This is the night, - That either makes me, or fordoes me quite.” - -Or Ophelia, with whose beautiful aphorism I closed my leading editorial, -in the first number of the _Herald_: - - “Lord, we know that we are, - But know not what we may be.” - -But darm the rhyme. We want bread and butter. I have been starving on -truth and poetry, and I intend to lie, and cheat, and black mail, during -the residue of my days. Do you understand me? - -_John_—Yes, sir, but I can’t lie. I had rather be poor, and tell the -truth, than lie, and cheat, and wrong my fellow creatures, and be -loathed by my parents, and be despised by myself, and by others, and -have sleepless nights, and be in constant fear of death, and be in -danger of a prison or the scaffold. So, you had better get another boy. - -_Bennett_—I am sorry to part with you, dear Johnny, because you have -been so true and kind to me. - -_John_—I would like to remain, but I must leave, if you require me to -lie. And yet I dread to inform my poor father and mother that I have -left you, and have no means to aid them. But I had rather go hungry than -tell lies, and I hope and believe that my parents will forgive me for -leaving you. - -_Bennett_—I fear you are too conscientious to be my associate in the -reckless and unscrupulous career of journalism before me, and therefore -I shall advertise for another boy to-morrow. - -_John_—Very well, sir. (John takes his hat to go.) - -_Bennett_—Don’t go until I get another boy. - -_John_—I must go now, because you have proclaimed yourself a dishonest -man, and I should be unhappy if I remained longer in your presence. - -_Bennett_—How much do I owe you? - -_John_—Nothing. - -_Bennett_—Yes I do. - -_John_—You can have it, because I fear you did not get it honestly, and -I do not want it. (John goes.) - -_Bennett_ (soliloquises)—This boy’s rebuke is terrible. And now I am -alone. O God! if I only had his integrity, I would make any sacrifice. -That boy has got the principles of Washington in his breast, and the -world will hear of him. No earthly power can crush the love of truth in -the heart of that dear little boy. And now what shall I do? His merited -castigation has unnerved and unmanned me. I know not which way to turn. -I have but little money. I cannot get another boy so faithful as Johnny. -I must strive to sell my papers in the stores alone, now that Johnny is -gone, and, if I fail, I am forever ruined. But this won’t do. I must not -despair. I must rally. (He arises, and paces his office rapidly, with -compressed jaws and lips, and distended nostrils, and clenched fingers, -and ferocious gesticulation.) I must not whine now. I must cut and -smash, and detract and terrify the innocent, and levy thousands on the -affluent, or I am forever lost. I have no associate, nor friend, nor -kindred in all this land, and I can only degrade myself, as my aged -parents are in the deep mountain glades of Scotland, and can never hear -of my degradation. So I will be a devil. I will advertise for another -boy, and if I get one who will conspire with me in my contemplated -villainy, my fortunes will yet be vast. (He writes an advertisement, and -puts it in the _New York Sun_.) - - (To be continued.) - - - - - Peter Cooper’s Funny little Grocery-Groggery, at the Corner of the - Bowery and Stuyversant Street, in 1820. - - - PETER BEHIND THE COUNTER. - - _Enter Female Customer._ - -_Customer_—I want two candles, and a quart of soft soap, and a pint of -gin. - -_Peter_—There’s the candles, and there’s the soap, and now I will get -the gin. (Measures it.) And there’s the gin. - -_Customer_—Put it all down on the book. - -_Peter_—I will only put it on the slate, as I want you to pay me by -Saturday evening. - -_Customer_—O, certainly. (She goes.) - - _Enter Jim, a Darkey._ - -_Jim_—Mr. Cooper, I want a plug of tobacco, and a glass of rum, and I -will pay you on Saturday night, when I get my week’s wages. - -_Peter_—I can’t trust any more to-day, as I have just let a woman have -some candles, soap, and gin on credit, and I shall ruin myself if I -trust so much as I have recently. My capital is very small, and my -credit is so bad that I have to pay cash for nearly all I buy, and if I -trust much, I shall have to fail again, and shut up my little shop for -ever. So, Jim, I can’t trust you any more. - -_Jim_—Then I will trade elsewhere. I have been drinking your rum for a -long time, and I have always paid you for it, and I have got drunk many -a time on your rum, and now you won’t let me have a glass on credit. You -must have an iron heart. - -_Peter_—Jim, you have drunk a large quantity of rum at my bar, and you -have always paid me for it, as you declare, but I am going to turn over -a new leaf, and trust no more. But if you will promise never to ask me -to trust you again, I will let you have as nice a glass of rum as you -ever drank. - -_Jim_—Agreed. - -_Peter_—(pours out some cheap and nasty rum, and squats down behind the -counter so that Jim can’t see him, and adulterates it about two-thirds -with old Manhattan water, that had been in the pitcher all day)—There’s -your rum, Jim, and now drink it, and enjoy yourself. - -_Jim_—(drinks, and can hardly taste the nasty rum, and makes wry -faces,)—How much bilge water did you put in this mean rum, and how much -do you intend to put down on the slate against me for this disgusting -dose of rum and water? - -_Peter_—That is nice rum, Jim, and I shall charge you my usual price of -three cents a glass. - -_Jim_—Take that, and that, and that, you stingy old villain. (Throws -most of the rum and water into his face, and strikes him twice, and -knocks him down, and runs down the Bowery.) - -_Peter_ (solus and nose bleeding profusely)—I fear the black rascal has -broken my nose and ribs, and blackened my eyes badly. I will close the -shop, and go and see a physician, and I suppose I shall have to run up -quite a Doctor’s bill before my wounds are entirely healed. (Shuts the -shop and goes to an Apothecary.) - -_Peter_—Doctor, nigger Jim has just struck me several times with all his -might, and I fear he has mutilated me for life. Just examine my nose and -ribs, Doctor, and dress my nose and eyes as soon as possible, so that -they will soon heal. - -_Doctor_—Why did Jim strike you? - -_Peter_—Well, Doctor, he wanted some rum on credit, and because I -hesitated, and finally gave him some very poor rum (rather freely -adulterated), to get rid of him, he got angry, and threw the rum and -water in my face, and then most cruelly beat me. - -_Doctor_—Mr. Cooper, why don’t you stop selling rum, and especially to -such low characters as nigger Jim? - -_Peter_—O, I can’t stop selling rum, as I make more profit on that than -any thing else. In fact, it is nearly all profit, if properly and -judiciously adulterated. - -_Doctor_—But don’t you impoverish and degrade and render vicious all to -whom you sell your poisonous alcohol, and expose their wives and -children to all the horrors of poverty, and the brutal ferocity and -insanity of a drunken father? - -_Peter_—O, I don’t know any thing about all that. All I know, as a -business man, is, that I get a mighty large profit on my rum, and if my -customers get drunk, and abuse and starve their families, and commit -theft or murder, that is their fault, and I shall not be responsible for -it here, nor hereafter. - -_Doctor_—I fear you view this matter altogether in the light of -selfishness. - -_Peter_ (terribly cornered)—Doctor, no more of this. I have come to have -you examine and dress my wounds, and if you can’t do it, without a -tedious homily on temperance, I will go to the other Apothecary, down -the Bowery, who has long been your rival, and would like the job mighty -well. (This was a clincher, and smashed the Doctor’s impregnable -position.) - -_Doctor_—That is all true, Mr. Cooper, and I will discharge my painful -duty. Here, Samuel, bring me some warm water. (Washes Peter’s bloody -nose and dark eyes, and dresses them. He then feels of his bruised ribs, -and finds them unbroken, though very sore and inflamed.) - -_Peter_—Doctor, what is your charge? - -_Doctor_—Twenty-five cents. - -_Peter_—Business is very dull now, and your rival Apothecary, down the -Bowery, would not have charged more than twenty cents. Can’t you take -twenty, Doctor? - -_Doctor_—Twenty will do, if you will promise to come again, when nigger -Jim beats you. - -_Peter_ (very slightly blushes)—I will certainly come again, when I have -any more business in the Apothecary line. (Gives the Doctor an old -pistareen, and departs, with poultices and bandages over his eyes and -nose.) - - - SUNDAY EVENING. - -_Peter’s Groggery full of political strikers and vagabonds and criminals - of every hue—A primary election to come off early in the morning._ - -_Peter_—Now, boys, I want you to put me through to-morrow. - -_Thieves_—We will—we will. - -_Peter_—If you will, I’ll give you all the most glorious drunk you have -had since the last election. - -_Head Thief_—We will elect a majority of our friends to the Convention, -and you may regard your nomination as sure. - -_Peter_—Give me your hand on that delightful news, and now, boys, what -are you going to drink? As it is Sunday evening, and as some of the -stiff old deacons will soon be coming by on their way to Church, I will -close my shop doors, and then we will all sit down, and drink and smoke -until daylight appears, so that you can be earlier than our adversaries -at the polls, and put in a handful or two of ballots before the polls -open. What say you? - -_Jack_ (one of the primary inspectors)—Go it, Peter,—you are the boy for -me. I put in a large handful of ballots with your name on them half an -hour since. - -_Peter_—That’s the talk, my lad. I will remember you for that, if I’m -elected. (Closes the doors, and brings jug of rum.) Now, boys, fill -yourselves to your throats with rum, and in the mean time, I’ll get some -crackers and cheese. - -_Thieves_ (all drink like fish while Peter is after the crackers and -cheese.) - - (To be continued for a long time.) - - -T. B. JOHNSTON has a complimentary benefit at Wallack’s Theatre on -Saturday evening, the 26th of June. I shall go early, and take a front -seat, and enjoy his extraordinary comicalities, and I advise all to -follow my example. - ------------------------------------------------------------------------- - - - - - Advertisements—25 Cents a line. - - -Credit—From two to four seconds, or as long as the Advertiser can hold -his breath! Letters and Advertisements to be left at No. 128 Nassau -street, third floor, back room. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -FRANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE and RETAIL CLOTHING & FURNISHING -WAREHOUSE, 70 and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester sts., New York. -Large and elegant assortment of Youths’ and Boys’ Clothing. - - F. B. BALDWIN, - J. G. BARNUM. - -F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense Establishment. THE -LARGEST IN THE CITY! An entire New Stock of GENTLEMEN’S, YOUTH’S and -CHILDREN’S CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best workmen in the -city, is now opened for inspection. Also, a superior stock of FURNISHING -GOODS. All articles are of the Best Quality, and having been purchased -during the crisis, WILL BE SOLD VERY LOW! The Custom Department contains -the greatest variety of CLOTHS, CASSIMERES, and VESTINGS. - -Mr. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BARNUM, who has had great -experience in the business, having been thirty years connected with the -leading Clothing Establishments of the city. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -THOMAS A. DUNN, 506 EIGHTH AVENUE, has a very choice assortment of -Wines, Brandies, Cordials, and Segars, which he will sell at prices that -will yield a fair profit. All my democratic friends, and my immediate -associates in the Boards of Aldermen and Councilmen are respectfully -invited to call in their rambles through Eighth Avenue, and enjoy a good -Havana segar, and nice, sparkling champagne, and very exhilerating -brandy. For the segars, I will charge my political friends and -associates only five pence each, and for the brandy only ten pence per -half gill, and for the champagne only four shillings a glass, or two -dollars a bottle. - - So call, kind friends, and sing a glee, - And laugh and smoke and drink with me, - Sweet Sangaree - Till you can’t see: - (_Chorus_)—At your expense! - (Which pays my rents,) - For my fingers do you see - O’er my nose gyrating free? - - THOMAS A. DUNN, No. 506 Eighth avenue. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -J. VAN TINE, SHANGAE RESTAURANT, No. 2, Dey street, New York. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -COREY AND SON, MERCHANT’S EXCHANGE, Wall street, New York—Notaries -Public and Commissioners—United State’s Passports issued in 36 -hours,—Bills of Exchange, Drafts, and Notes protested,—Marine protests -noted and extended. - - EDWIN F. COREY, - EDWIN F. COREY, JR. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -CARLTON HOUSE, 496 BROADWAY, NEW York. Bates and Holden, Proprietors. - - THEOPHILUS BATES. - OREL J. HOLDEN. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -BOWERY NEWS DEPOT, NO. 177 BOWERY.—Constantly on hand, Daily, Sunday and -Weekly Papers, Monthly Magazines, Play Books, stationary, &c. &c. -English Papers per Steamers. All orders punctually attended to. - - BENNETT & CARROLL - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -TRIMMING MANUFACTURERS.—B. S. YATES & CO., 639 Broadway, New York. - - Fringes, Cords, Tassels, Loops, Gimps, - and Gimp Bands. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND Commission Merchants, No. 106, Wall -street, corner of Front street, New York. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -JAMES DONNELLY’S COAL YARD,—Twenty-sixth street and Second Avenue. I -always have all kinds of coal on hand, and of the very best quality, -which I will sell as low as any other coal dealer in the United States. - - JAMES DONNELLY. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -FOLEY’S CELEBRATED “GOLD PENS.” For sale by all Stationers and -Jewellers. - - OFFICE AND STORE, - 163 BROADWAY. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -AMERICAN GLASS COMPANY, MANUFACTURE and keep constantly on hand at their -Warehouse, Plain, Moulded, and Cut Flint Glass Ware, in all its -varieties. Also, Druggists’ and Perfumers’ Ware of all Kinds. Wholesale -Warehouses, No. 163 Pearl street, New York, and 54 Kilby street, Boston. -(Factories at South Boston.) D. Burrell & Co., Agents, New York. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -W. W. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR, 9 Chamber street, near Chatham street, -New York. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -JNO. WARD, JR., REAL ESTATE AGENT, Offices No. 5 Tryon Row, corner -Chatham St., (opposite the Park,) New York, and 4th Avenue, near 126th -street, Harlem. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -ROBERT ONDERDONK—THIRTEENTH Ward Hotel, 405 and 407 Grand street, corner -of Clinton street, New York. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -MRS. S. S. BIRD’S LADIES’ AND GENTLEMEN’S Dining and Oyster Saloons, No. -31 Canal street, near East Broadway, and 264 Division street, New York. - - Oysters Pickled to Order. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -WILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR, & OFFICE Furniture Dealer and Manufacturer, - -No. 289 Broadway, corner of Read street, New York. Room No. 15. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -TRUSSES, ELASTIC STOCKINGS, SHOULDER Braces, Supporters, Bandages, &c. -H. L. Parsons, E. D. Office, 4 Ann street, under the Museum. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -FASHION HOUSE.—JOSEPH HYDE PROPRIETOR, corner Grand and Essex street. -Wines, Liquors, and Cigars of the best brands. He invites his friends to -give him a call. Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -S. & J. W. BARKER, GENERAL AUCTIONEERS & REAL ESTATE BROKERS. Loans -negotiated, Houses and Stores Rented, Stocks and Bonds Sold at Auction -or Private Sale. - -Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private houses. Office, 14 Pine -street, under Commonwealth Bank. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -AUGUST BRENTANO, CORNER OF HOUSTON street & Broadway, has all the latest -Publications, and receives all the Foreign Papers by every steamer. He -also has the back numbers of almost every paper published, including -Branch’s “_Alligator_.” - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, No. 176 Chatham -street, New York. Any business entrusted to his charge from citizens of -this city or any part of the country, will receive prompt and faithful -attention, and be conducted on reasonable terms. - - WILLIAM A. CONKLIN. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -HERRING’S PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BURGLAR Proof Safe, with Hall’s -Patent Powder Proof Locks, afford the greatest security of any Safe in -the world. Also, Sideboard and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship and -finish, for plate, &c. S. C. HERRING & CO., - - 251 Broadway. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -JAMES MELENFY, (SUCCESSOR TO SAMUEL Hopper,) Grocer, and Wholesale and -Retail Dealer in Pure Country Milk. Teas, Coffee, Sugars & Spices. -Flour, Butter, Lard, Cheese, Eggs &c. No. 158, Eighth Avenue, Near 18th -Street, New York. Families supplied by leaving their address at the -Store. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -BOOT & SHOE EMPORIUMS. EDWIN A. BROOKS, Importer and Manufacturer of -Boots, Shoes & Gaiters, Wholesale and Retail, No. 575 Broadway, and 150 -Fulton Street, New York. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -MCSPEDON AND BAKER’S STATIONERY WAREHOUSE and Envelope Manufactory, Nos. -29, 31, and 33, Beekman Street, New York. - -ENVELOPES of all patterns, styles, and quality, on hand, and made to -order for the trade and others, by Steam Machinery. Patented April 8th, -1856. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -COZZENS’ HOTEL COACHES,—STABLE, Nos. 34 and 36 Canal Street, New York. - -I will strive hard to please all those generous citizens who will kindly -favor me with their patronage. - - EDWARD VAN RANST. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -J. W. MASON, MANUFACTURER, WHOLESALE and Retail dealers in all kinds of -Chairs, Wash Stands, Settees, &c. 377 & 379 Pearl Street, New York. - -Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, in Boxes, for Shipping. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -BENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN Real Estate. Houses and stores and -lots for sale in all parts of the city. Office at the junction of -Broadway, Seventh Avenue, and Forty-Sixth Street. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -FULLMER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE Manufacturers, 239 West 19th Street, New -York. - -Horse-shoeing done with despatch, and in the most scientific manner, and -on reasonable terms. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -W. E. KNAPP’S NEWS DEPOT, 279 BLEEKER ST., near Barrow street. -Subscriptions for Dailies, Weeklies, and Monthlies, which will be served -as soon as issued. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -CHEAP PERIODICAL AND PAMPHLET BINDERY, No. 50 Ann street, N. Y. F. S. -Pittman, successor to H. H. Randall. Mr. Gouverneur Carr and N. S. -Putnam have purchased an interest in the concern. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -P. C. GODFREY, STATIONER, BOOKSELLER, AND General News dealer, 831 -Broadway, New York, near 13th street. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -SAMUEL SNEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER.—My Office is at No. 31 Corlears -street, New York; and my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have -built Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a long term -of years, and continue to do so on reasonable terms. - - SAMUEL SNEDEN. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -JOHN B. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 718 WATER STREET. My Boats are of models and -materials unsurpassed by those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me -a call, and if I don’t please you, I will disdain to charge you for what -does not entirely satisfy you. - - JOHN B. WEBB. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -ALANSON T. BRIGGS—DEALER IN FLOUR BARRELS, Molasses Casks, Water, and -all other kinds of Casks. Also, new flour barrels and half-barrels; a -large supply constantly on hand. My Stores are at Nos. 62, 63, 64, 69, -73, 75, 77 and 79 Rutger’s Slip; at 235, 237, and 239 Cherry street; -also, in South and Water streets, between Pike and Rutger’s Slip, -extending from street to street. My yards in Williamsburgh are at Furman -& Co.’s Dock. My yards in New York are at the corner of Water and -Gouverneur streets; and in Washington street, near Canal; and at Leroy -Place. My general Office is at 64 Rutger’s Slip. - - ALANSON T. BRIGGS. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -FULTON IRON WORKS.—JAMES MURPHY & CO., manufacturers of Marine and Land -Engines, Boilers, &c. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, -East River. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -BRADDICK & HOGAN, SAILMAKERS, No. 272 South Street, New York. - -Awnings, Tents, and Bags made to order. - - JESSE A. BRADDICK, - RICHARD HOGAN. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -WILLIAM M. SOMERVILLE, WHOLESALE AND Retail Druggist and Apothecary, 205 -Bleecker-st., corner Minetta, opposite Cottage Place, New York. All the -popular Patent Medicines, fresh Swedish Leeches, Cupping, &c. -Physicians’ Prescriptions accurately prepared. - - WM. M. SOMERVILLE. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -A. W. & T. HUME, MERCHANT TAILORS, No. 82 Sixth Avenue, New York. We -keep a large and elegant assortment of every article that a gentleman -requires. We make Coats, Vests and Pants, after the latest Parisian -fashions, and on reasonable terms. - - A. W. & T. HUME. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -THE WASHINGTON, BY BARTLETT & GATES, No. 1 Broadway, New York. Come and -see us, good friends, and eat and drink and be merry, in the same -capacious and patriotic halls where the immortal Washington’s voice and -laugh once reverberated. - - O come to our Hotel, - And you’ll be treated well. - - BARTLETT & GATES. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -J. N. GENIN, FASHIONABLE HATTER, 214 Broadway, New York. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -GENIN’S LADIES’ & CHILDREN’S OUTFITTING Bazaar, 513 Broadway, (St. -Nicholas Hotel, N. Y.) - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -EDWARD PHALON & SON, 497 and 517 Broadway, New York—Depots for the sale -of Perfumery, and every article connected with the Toilet. - -We now introduce the “BOUQUET D’OGARITA, or Wild Flower of Mexico,” -which is superior to any thing of the kind in the civilized world. - - EDWARD PHALON & SON. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -EXCELSIOR PRINTING HOUSE, 211 CENTRE ST., IS furnished with every -facility, latest improved presses, and the newest styles of type—for the -execution of Book, Job and Ornamental Printing. Call and see specimens. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -CHARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, (ESTABLISHED IN 1808,) Sign of the Golden -Horse, 39 Bowery, New York, opposite the Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his -articles as low as any other Saddler in America, and warrant them to be -equal to any in the World. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -H. N. WILD, STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No. 451 Broadway, bet. Grand and -Howard streets, New York. My Iceland Moss and Flaxseed Candy will cure -Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -JAMES GRIFFITHS, (Late CHATFIELD & GRIFFITHS,) No. 273 Grand st., New -York. A large stock of well-selected Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestings, &c., -on hand. Gent’s, Youths’ and Children’s Clothing, Cut and Made in the -most approved style. All cheap for Cash. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -J. AGATE & CO., MEN’S FURNISHING GOODS and Shirt Manufacturers, 256 -Broadway, New York. - -Shirts made to order and guaranteed to fit. - -J. AGATE, F. W. TALKINGTON. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -BILLIARD TABLES—PHELAN’S IMPROVED BILLIARD Tables and Combination -Cushions—Protected by letters patent, dated Feb. 19, 1856; Oct. 28, -1856; Dec. 8, 1857; Jan. 12, 1858. The recent improvements in these -Tables make them unsurpassed in the world. They are now offered to the -scientific Billiard players as combining speed with truth, never before -obtained in any Billiard Table. Sales-rooms Nos. 786 and 788 Broadway, -New York. Manufactory No. 53 Ann Street. - - O’CONNOR & COLLENDOR, Sole Manufacturers. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -S. L. OLMSTEAD, IMPORTER, MANUFACTURER and Jobber of Men’s Furnishing -Goods, No. 24 Barclay Street, corner of Church, New York. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -C. B. HATCH, HILLER & MERSEREAU, Importers and Jobbers of Men’s -Furnishing Goods, and Manufacturers of the Golden Hill Shirts, 99 -Chambers Street, N. E. corner Church Street, New York. - - ---------------------------------------------------------------- - - -L. A. ROSENMILLER, DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH Avenue, New York. Cupping & -Leeching. Medicines at all hours. - - - - - -End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Stephen H. Branch's Alligator Vol. 1 -no. 11, July 3, 1858, by Stephen H. 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Branch - -Release Date: May 31, 2017 [EBook #54818] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK STEPHEN BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR, JULY 3, 1958 *** - - - - -Produced by The Online Distributed Proofreading Team at -http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images -generously made available by The Internet Archive) - - - - - - -</pre> - - -<div class='tnote'> - -<div class='nf-center-c1'> - <div class='nf-center'> - <div>Transcriber Notes</div> - </div> -</div> - - <ul class='ul_1'> - <li>Obvious printer errors and missing punctuation fixed. Archaic and inconsistent - spelling retained. - </li> - <li>Unclear text in the ads in the original has been clarified by review of the same ads - printed more clearly in other issues. - </li> - <li>The table of contents has been created and added by the transcriber. - </li> - <li>The cover has been created by the transcriber and placed in the public domain. - </li> - </ul> - -</div> -<div class='pbb'> - <hr class='pb c000' /> -</div> - -<table class='table0' summary=''> -<colgroup> -<col width='90%' /> -<col width='9%' /> -</colgroup> - <tr> - <td class='c001'>Life of Stephen H. Branch.</td> - <td class='c002'><a href='#life'>1</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c001'>A Melodious Fragment!</td> - <td class='c002'><a href='#melodious'>2</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c001'>Human Devils.</td> - <td class='c002'><a href='#human'>2</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c001'>James Gordon Bennett’s Editorial Career.</td> - <td class='c002'><a href='#bennett'>2</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c001'>Peter Cooper’s Funny little Grocery-Groggery, at the Corner of the Bowery and Stuyversant Street, in 1820.</td> - <td class='c002'><a href='#grocer'>3</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class='c001'>Advertisements</td> - <td class='c002'><a href='#ads'>4</a></td> - </tr> -</table> -<div class='pbb'> - <hr class='pb c000' /> -</div> - -<div class='figcenter id001'> -<img src='images/logo.jpg' alt='STEPHEN H. BRANCH’S ALLIGATOR.' class='ig001' /> -</div> - -<div class='double'> - -</div> - -<div class='nf-center-c1'> -<div class='nf-center c003'> - <div>Volume I.—No. 11.]<span class='padded'>SATURDAY, JULY 3, 1858.</span><span class='padded'>[Price 2 Cents.</span></div> - </div> -</div> - -<div> - <h1 class='c004'>STEPHEN H. BRANCH’S <br /> ALLIGATOR.</h1> -</div> - -<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_1'>1</span></div> -<div class='column'> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c005'> - <div>Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1857, by</div> - <div>STEPHEN H. BRANCH,</div> - <div class='c000'>In the Clerk’s Office of the District Court of the United</div> - <div>States for the Southern District of New York.</div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='chapter'> - <h2 id='life' class='c006'>Life of Stephen H. Branch.</h2> -</div> - -<p class='c007'>McDonald Clarke had the dyspepsia badly, -and would board at the Graham House while -his money lasted, and then Goss would request -him to leave. At the table he always -created infinite mirth. I often met him on the -Battery, (with his pockets filled with stale -Graham bread,) and at Mercer’s Dining Saloon, -at the corner of Ann and Nassau, and on the -steps of the Astor, and while rapidly promenading -Broadway, with his eyes riveted on the -ground. I also saw him every Sabbath in -front of Dr. Taylor’s Grace Church, at the -corner of Rector street and Broadway, where -he used to await the arrival of Miss Jones, -and almost stare her into fits, and to whom he -addressed such lines as these through the public -journals:</p> - -<div class='lg-container-b c000'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>Her form’s elastic as a willow tree,</div> - <div class='line'>Glorious in motion, when the winds are free:</div> - <div class='line'>She moves with timid dignity and grace,</div> - <div class='line'>While thought is thrilling through her sweet young face.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c008'>In his last days, he often came to the Graham -House, and Goss was very kind to him, and -did not charge him for his meals. He called -on Sunday morning, when all were at church -save myself. I was ill, in the rocking chair, -and for an hour he amused me with his incoherent -flights of eloquence, and the recitation -of his choicest poetry. He came several times -during the week. On a stormy evening, while -I was seated by the stove, he rushed in and -took a seat beside me, and wept aloud, and -spoke of his intense affection for Miss Jones, -(the daughter of the wealthy Banker, and President -of the Chemical Bank,) whom he supposed -was ardently in love with him. He -said that he had been twice invited to her -parties, but that on ringing the bell, he was -twice ejected by the servant. The cards of -invitation were forgeries, but those who imposed -on McDonald, assured him that they -were genuine, and were written by Miss Jones. -I strove in vain to disabuse McDonald’s mind, -who said he should make the third attempt -the following week, and, if possible, he would -have an interview with the precious object of -his affection. On the afternoon of the following -Sunday, he came to the Graham House, -and violently rang the bell, and dashed into -the parlor, greatly excited, and took a seat on -the sofa, where I was reclining, and exclaimed: -“Why, Branch, people call me crazy. -But you don’t think I’m crazy, do you, Branch? -I know you don’t. You love me, don’t you, -Branch? I know you do. Heigh ho! I’m not -long for this world. I’m going to Heaven in -a few days, where I shall fare better than -among the unkind people of this world. Yes, -I rambled through Greenwood, last week, by -the Silver Lake, and selected the lovely and -romantic spot where my poor bones will soon -repose and wither. (His tears now began to -fall like summer rain.) And there will be the -sacred bells, and the Grace Church exercises, -conducted by the pure and eloquent Dr. Taylor, -and the mournful music, and solemn procession, -and the Sexton’s dreary hearse and -spade, and the pale white monument. And -those who now deny me bread, and call me -crazy, and trifle with my affections, will then -sadly miss me, and my beautiful poetry, and -lament my melancholy fate. And they will -come and stand before my monument in -Greenwood’s Silver Dell, and weep, and profoundly -regret that they always neglected poor -McDonald Clarke. Yes, Branch, I see my -snowy monument by the Silver Lake, and I -shall soon be there. O God! Yes, I shall too -soon be in that dismal vale. But you will -come and see me, won’t you, Branch? I know -you will. I know you will, O God! O God! -My destiny is very hard.” And he buried his -face with both hands, and cried with all the -simplicity of childhood, and I strove to restrain -my tears, lest he would not cease his -lamentation, if he saw my eyes moistened with -nature’s sympathising waters. And I breathed -kind words into his lacerated heart, and he -leaned his head upon my shoulder, and was -silent for some minutes, when he sprang to -his feet, and said he would like a bath, and -went to the bathing room. In half an hour, -he returned, went to the tea table, ate sparingly, -came into the parlor, went to the window, -and knelt and prayed in whisper tones. -The clouds had suddenly dispersed, and the -moon was full, whose soft rays rested on the -sad face of McDonald. He then got the Bible, -and read a chapter, and was absorbed in a -second prayer, just above a whisper, when a -transient boarder (from Boston) entered the -parlor, and sat on the sofa, and began a spirited -conversation with a friend who had long been -waiting for him. McDonald, while engaged -in prayer, in a kneeling posture, sprang to his -feet, and rushed towards the two gentlemen -in lively conversation on the sofa, and told -them that if they did not cease to laugh, and -talk so loudly, he would smite them on the -spot. They were amazed and terrified, and -dared not speak. McDonald then rapidly -paced the parlor, and exclaimed: “I am only -40 years old, with nearly half the period -often allotted to man yet to run, and I am -near my journey’s close.” And then, with a -sudden halt in the centre of the parlor, he -again riveted his wild eyes on the gentlemen -seated on the sofa, who had excited his ire, and -stamped, and most violently exclaimed: “How -dare you talk and laugh in God’s holy hour? -This is the all-glorious Sabbath, and it is sacrilege -to talk and laugh beyond a whisper. -Do it again, and as sure as my name is McDonald -Clarke, I will paralyse you where you -sit. Silence, I say, (stamping,) silence!” -The two gentlemen then arose, and left the -parlor, in pursuit of Mr. Goss, and McDonald -went to the window, and delivered a -glowing apostrophe to the moon and stars, -and asked me to play sacred music on the -piano, which I did, and he strove to sing, but -his voice was severely weakened, and nearly -lost, by his nervous excitement, and through -his severe anathema of the two gentlemen -who had just left the parlor. As I played, he -stood beside me, and hummed and beat time -with his hands. I closed the piano, and he -went to the window, and prayed again, and -breathed the most eloquent and touching soliloquy -I ever heard. Such melting pathos and -purity of language never flowed from human -lips. He rose to the highest inspiration in -his allusion to his departed mother, and his -anticipated joy at his early reunion with her -in Heaven. I have always regretted that I -had no pencil and paper on this sad occasion, -so that I could have preserved his supernatural -soliloquies, which impressed me with -the profoundest solemnity. Mr. Goss now -came into the parlor, and asked McDonald -where he boarded, and he said he had no -home. Goss then asked him if he had any -friends. He said that James Gordon Bennett -was his friend, and had been kind and generous -towards him, and had given him money -and apparel, and published his poetry in the -<cite>Herald</cite>. He also said that he ate, and sometimes -slept, at a Dentist’s in Park Place, and -that he would now go there. I asked him if -I should accompany him, and he warmly -thanked me, and he put on his cloak and cap, -and very carefully adjusted his large red comforter -around his neck, and took my arm, -and I accompanied him to the residence of his -dentist friend in Park Place. I rang the bell, -and the servant came, and said the dentist -was out, and McDonald then shook my hand, -and bade me an affectionate good night, and -walked in and closed the door, which was my -last communion with poor McDonald -Clarke. I called the next day, and the servant -told me that McDonald left in half an -<span class='pageno' id='Page_2'>2</span>hour after my departure on the previous night, -and had not returned. I went in pursuit of -him, but could not find him. The next I -heard of him was through the newspapers, -which stated that he was found at midnight, -by a Policeman, in Broadway, near St. Paul’s -Church, in a terrible storm, and in a state of -raving insanity, with his apparel partially -gone,—that he was conveyed to the Tombs,—that -neither the Policemen nor any of the -officers at the Tombs knew McDonald, nor -was he sane enough to disclose his name,—that -on going to feed him in the morning, his -place of confinement was partially filled with -icy water, (in which he was bathing himself,) -which had been running all night, and which -gave him a chill of death,—that he was -finally recognised by one of the Tombs’ officers, -and conveyed to the Alms House Hospital, -where he soon died. I called to see him -before he died, but he did not know me. His -reason entirely returned just prior to his -death, when he called for a custard, (of which -he was always extremely fond,) and he ate a -little, and said he was glad his hour had come, -as he was tired of earth. He bade his nurse -an affectionate farewell, and died without a -contortion or a moan. His sudden and pauper -death produced great excitement, and the -newspapers severely lashed his murderers, -who strove to make him think that Miss Jones -loved him dearly, and had invited him to her -aristocratic parties. But the names of the -villains were not published, (as they should -have been,) because they belonged to the -upper circles. Some kind friends erected a -monument to his memory, on the very spot -McDonald had selected, by the Silver Lake -in Greenwood, for which they received much -praise. And thus closes my sad allusion to -poor McDonald Clarke.</p> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c009'> - <div>(To be continued to my last sun.)</div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='figcenter id002'> -<img src='images/curlyline.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' /> -</div> - -<div class='chapter'> - <h2 id='melodious' class='c006'>A Melodious Fragment!</h2> -</div> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c010'> - <div>TO ALL WHO LOVE ENTRANCING MUSIC.</div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c011'><span class='sc'>Reader</span>:—Did you ever behold the tumultuous -excitement of the populace at a Race -Course, as the furious steeds neared the judge’s -stand on the last heat? Then go and see -Gazzaniga’s reflection of the passions at the -Academy of Music, and behold the glow and -palor, and joy and terror, and stamps and -screams of the excited and enraptured multitudes. -Did you ever see the moon emerge -from a tranquil ocean, or the sun descend a -wild horison? Then see Gazzaniga. Did -you ever see a peerless virgin at the altar, or -on her journey to the sepulchre? Then see -Gazzaniga. Do you remember the merry -laugh of childhood, or your fond mother’s -gentle tones? Then see Gazzaniga. Do you -lament Ophelia’s sadness and mournful destiny, -and the fatal grief of Portia at the absence -of Brutus? Then see Gazzaniga. Do -you love the murmurs of the rivulet, or of -summer zephyrs on the moonlight waters? -Then see Gazzaniga. Do you love the melody -of the birds, and the hues of the pastures, and -the romance of the forest, and the perfume of -the foliage, and the silence of the wilderness, -and the beauty of the vales, and the majesty -of the mountains? Then see Gazzaniga. Do -you love the security of a calm, or the sublimity -of a storm? Then see Gazzaniga. -Have you seen Niagara or Vesuvius, and admired -and trembled in their glorious and awful -presence? Then see Gazzaniga. Have -you read and dreamed of Antony and Cleopatra? -Then see Brignoli and Gazzaniga. -Have you read Cæsar’s hatred of Cassius -and Horace Greeley, and his love of Matsell -and fat men? Then see Ullman and Armodio. -Do you love to roam in dells and caves and -deserts? Do you love the pensive meditations -of genius in cavern solitudes? Do you love -to gaze at Heaven’s Panorama, in the silence -and glory of midnight? Do you love your -parent’s admonitions, and the sweet tones of -your brothers and sisters, and wives and children? -Do you remember your early love, -and pleasant rambles with your devoted and -beauteous Juliet? Do you love to witness the -reflection of your own heart? Do you love -to shed tears of joy at the triumph of the virtuous, -and to paralyse the vicious with your -terrible execrations? Have you breathed -Italian skies, and wandered by Italian streams, -and fondly lingered on Italian sunsets? O -then go and see and hear Gazzaniga, whose -mighty soul reflects the smiles and tears—lovers -and misanthropes—beauties and melodies—calms -and storms—rainbows and landscapes—plains -and mountains—cataracts and -volcanoes—thunder and lightning—rain and -hail—tornadoes and earthquakes—witches and -angels—devils and demons—ghosts and hobgoblins, -and suns and globes and caravans of -Universal Nature. O Gazzaniga! Thy tranquil -music is the echo of a Choir of Angels, -and thy frenzied strain is the yell of a gang -of devils. More than a thousand millions of -human pilgrims rove in the romantic paths -of earth, but in all this mighty throng, on its -march to a common sepulchre, there is but -one Gazzaniga in the delightful realms of -melody.</p> - -<div class='fancy'> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c012'> - <div>Stephen H. Branch’s Alligator.</div> - </div> -</div> - -</div> -<hr class='c013' /> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> - <div class='nf-center'> - <div>NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JULY 3, 1858.</div> - </div> -</div> - -<hr class='c013' /> - -<p class='c014'>STEPHEN H. BRANCH’S “ALLIGATOR” CAN BE -obtained at all hours, (day or night,) at wholesale and -retail, at No. 128 Nassau Street, Near Beekman Street, -and opposite Ross & Tousey’s News Depot, New York.</p> - -<div class='figcenter id002'> -<img src='images/curlyline.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' /> -</div> - -<div class='chapter'> - <h2 id='human' class='c006'>Human Devils.</h2> -</div> - -<p class='c007'>Some $10,000 have been expended in building -fences, and improving the forest grounds -at the corner of Fourteenth and Fifteenth -streets and the Sixth Avenue? We have received -a card, heralding a “Palace Garden,” -signed by De Forest and Tisdale, Proprietors. -Mr. De Forest was the Treasurer of the Crystal -Palace Ball, and Mr. Tisdale is the Treasurer -of the Hunter Woodis Benevolent Society. -A few loaves of John Hecker’s bread, -distributed among the poor, was the only -charitable result of the Academy of Music -Ball, and none of John Hecker’s bread, nor -of any baker, nor any necessaries of life were -distributed among the indigent, as the result -of the mighty and lucrative Crystal Palace -Ball. Both of those Balls were given by the -public—for the benefit of the Poor—in the -name of the self-constituted members of the -Hunter Woodis Society, and De Forest and -Tisdale, who control the vast receipts of that -Society, now open an Ice Cream and Lager -Bier Saloon on a scale of unprecedented magnitude -and magnificence, while the poor creatures -are starving, who own all the surplus -funds in the vile grasp of the Hunter Woodis -Society, and of the outside scamps, who partially -control those pauper funds. De Forest -and Tisdale (who thrice cunningly assured -me that all the members of the Hunter Woodis -Society were Know Nothings) beckoned me -last week to their gorgeous chariot on Broadway, -and told me that they were “snags,” -and through dagger eyes, and ferocious gestures, -and stunning declamation, threatened -my utter annihilation, for my recent exposure -of their plunder of our generous citizens, and -the private paupers, whose funds they withhold -and squander. If one of the huge villains -of these devilish days in which my lot -is cast approaches me with menacing look or -attitude, he will be a dead thief before he can -implore the God of truth and justice and -mercy to forgive him for his awful crimes. -Where the $40,000 that were doubtless received -by the Managers and Treasurers of the -Academy of Music and Crystal Palace Balls; -and where their vast private collections have -all mysteriously vanished, will never be disclosed -to the poor of this, nor of coming -generations, but, at the Throne of God, these -consummate villains and infernal scamps will -have to confront the famishing creatures they -have robbed and starved, when they will be -convicted, and condemned, and hurled from -Heaven’s resplendent heights into a gulph of -yelling devils, who will pinch them, and prick -them, and bite them, and lance them, and -roast them through wasteless ages.</p> - -<div class='lg-container-b c000'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>O, what I hear, and what I see,</div> - <div class='line'>Makes me from earth yearn to be free.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='figcenter id002'> -<img src='images/curlyline.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' /> -</div> - -<div class='chapter'> - <h2 id='bennett' class='c006'>James Gordon Bennett’s Editorial Career.</h2> -</div> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c010'> - <div><i>Bennett and John Kelly.</i></div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—John, the wall cracked again yesterday, -and I fear this old ruin will soon fall, -and bury us in death. So, after you have -folded those papers, you can take them and -the broom, and I will take my memorandum -book and easy slippers, and we will go to the -new quarters that I hired yesterday in Broadway. -The rent is very cheap, and I am not -to pay it until the end of the month, which is -a godsend in these days of poverty.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>John</i>—I have only got fifty papers to fold, -and I will soon be ready.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—Hurry, Johnny, for the building -may fall before we get out. (John folds papers -mighty fast.)</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>John</i>—I am ready, sir.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—Come on then. (They depart for -Broadway, with all their luggage, consisting -of fifty <cite>Heralds</cite>, a broom, memorandum book, -and Bennett’s easy slippers.)</p> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> - <div class='nf-center'> - <div><i>Enter Landlord.</i></div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c011'><i>Landlord</i>—Mr. Bennett, I told you that you -could pay your rent at the end of the month, -but I have concluded to require it in advance.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—I have not the money to spare, -but I will let you have my watch as security.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Landlord</i>—I have no pawnbroker’s license, -and I fear it would be a violation of the law -to take a watch in pawn.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—I have let Anderson & Ward have -it as security for the payment of my papers -some fifty times, and they have not been arrested.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Landlord</i>—Is it gold or silver?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—Silver.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Landlord</i>—What is its value?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—Twenty dollars.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Landlord</i>—Does it keep good time?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—It goes well, don’t it, Johnny -(giving him a wink.)</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>John</i>—Yes, sir. (May God forgive me for -this lie.)</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Landlord</i>—I will take it, but you must try -to pay the rent before the close of the month.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—I will, sir. Our circulation is -rapidly increasing, ain’t it, Johnny?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>John</i> (pale as death)—Y-e-s, s-i-r. (O, -Heavenly Father, do forgive me for another -lie.)</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Landlord</i>—Good day, Mr. Bennett, and -may success attend your enterprise.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—Good by, sir, but don’t call again -until the very last week in the month.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Landlord</i>—I will be as lenient as I can. -Good day. (He goes.)</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—John, why did you say y-e-s, -s-i-r? This is no time to drawl your words. -And I saw your lips quiver, and your eyes -and arms directed to Heaven, as though you -were engaged in silent prayer. This won’t -do, sir. My case is desperate. Can’t you lie, -in matters of business, without invoking the -celestial pardon? If you can’t, you will soon -ruin me. What say you, John?</p> - -<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_3'>3</span><i>John</i>—My parents will not let me tell lies. -They would kill me, if they caught me in the -two lies I have told for you to-day. They -are extremely indigent, but they are as honest -as poor Burns, the great poet of your native -land, who said:</p> - -<div class='lg-container-b c000'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>“The honest man, tho’ e’er sae poor,</div> - <div class='line'>Is king o’ men for a’ that.”</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c011'>And who also said:</p> - -<div class='lg-container-b c000'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>“O, wad some Pow’r the giftie gie us</div> - <div class='line'>To see oursels as ithers see us!”</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i> (stamping the floor)—Darm it, boy, -this is no time for poetry. Hang Burns, who -was an old fool, and lived on air, like all the -poets. I prefer Richard, who said:</p> - -<div class='lg-container-b c000'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in6'>“I have set my life upon a cast,</div> - <div class='line'>And I will stand the hazard of the die.”</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c011'>Or Iago:</p> - -<div class='lg-container-b c000'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line in18'>“This is the night,</div> - <div class='line'>That either makes me, or fordoes me quite.”</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c011'>Or Ophelia, with whose beautiful aphorism -I closed my leading editorial, in the first number -of the <cite>Herald</cite>:</p> - -<div class='lg-container-b c000'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>“Lord, we know that we are,</div> - <div class='line'>But know not what we may be.”</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c011'>But darm the rhyme. We want bread and -butter. I have been starving on truth and -poetry, and I intend to lie, and cheat, and -black mail, during the residue of my days. -Do you understand me?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>John</i>—Yes, sir, but I can’t lie. I had rather -be poor, and tell the truth, than lie, and cheat, -and wrong my fellow creatures, and be loathed -by my parents, and be despised by myself, -and by others, and have sleepless nights, and -be in constant fear of death, and be in danger -of a prison or the scaffold. So, you had -better get another boy.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—I am sorry to part with you, dear -Johnny, because you have been so true and -kind to me.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>John</i>—I would like to remain, but I must -leave, if you require me to lie. And yet I -dread to inform my poor father and mother -that I have left you, and have no means to -aid them. But I had rather go hungry than -tell lies, and I hope and believe that my -parents will forgive me for leaving you.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—I fear you are too conscientious -to be my associate in the reckless and unscrupulous -career of journalism before me, and -therefore I shall advertise for another boy to-morrow.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>John</i>—Very well, sir. (John takes his hat -to go.)</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—Don’t go until I get another boy.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>John</i>—I must go now, because you have -proclaimed yourself a dishonest man, and I -should be unhappy if I remained longer in -your presence.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—How much do I owe you?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>John</i>—Nothing.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i>—Yes I do.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>John</i>—You can have it, because I fear -you did not get it honestly, and I do not want -it. (John goes.)</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Bennett</i> (soliloquises)—This boy’s rebuke is -terrible. And now I am alone. O God! if I -only had his integrity, I would make any -sacrifice. That boy has got the principles of -Washington in his breast, and the world will -hear of him. No earthly power can crush -the love of truth in the heart of that dear -little boy. And now what shall I do? His -merited castigation has unnerved and unmanned -me. I know not which way to turn. -I have but little money. I cannot get another -boy so faithful as Johnny. I must strive to -sell my papers in the stores alone, now that -Johnny is gone, and, if I fail, I am forever -ruined. But this won’t do. I must not -despair. I must rally. (He arises, and paces -his office rapidly, with compressed jaws and -lips, and distended nostrils, and clenched -fingers, and ferocious gesticulation.) I must -not whine now. I must cut and smash, and -detract and terrify the innocent, and levy -thousands on the affluent, or I am forever -lost. I have no associate, nor friend, nor -kindred in all this land, and I can only degrade -myself, as my aged parents are in the deep -mountain glades of Scotland, and can never -hear of my degradation. So I will be a devil. -I will advertise for another boy, and if I get -one who will conspire with me in my contemplated -villainy, my fortunes will yet be -vast. (He writes an advertisement, and puts -it in the <cite>New York Sun</cite>.)</p> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c009'> - <div>(To be continued.)</div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='chapter'> - <h2 id='grocer' class='c006'>Peter Cooper’s Funny little Grocery-Groggery, at the Corner of the Bowery and Stuyversant Street, in 1820.</h2> -</div> - -<h3 class='c015'>PETER BEHIND THE COUNTER.</h3> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c000'> - <div><i>Enter Female Customer.</i></div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c011'><i>Customer</i>—I want two candles, and a quart -of soft soap, and a pint of gin.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—There’s the candles, and there’s the -soap, and now I will get the gin. (Measures -it.) And there’s the gin.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Customer</i>—Put it all down on the book.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—I will only put it on the slate, as I -want you to pay me by Saturday evening.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Customer</i>—O, certainly. (She goes.)</p> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> - <div class='nf-center'> - <div><i>Enter Jim, a Darkey.</i></div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c011'><i>Jim</i>—Mr. Cooper, I want a plug of tobacco, -and a glass of rum, and I will pay you on -Saturday night, when I get my week’s wages.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—I can’t trust any more to-day, as I -have just let a woman have some candles, -soap, and gin on credit, and I shall ruin myself -if I trust so much as I have recently. My -capital is very small, and my credit is so bad -that I have to pay cash for nearly all I buy, -and if I trust much, I shall have to fail again, -and shut up my little shop for ever. So, Jim, -I can’t trust you any more.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Jim</i>—Then I will trade elsewhere. I have -been drinking your rum for a long time, and -I have always paid you for it, and I have got -drunk many a time on your rum, and now you -won’t let me have a glass on credit. You must -have an iron heart.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—Jim, you have drunk a large quantity -of rum at my bar, and you have always -paid me for it, as you declare, but I am going -to turn over a new leaf, and trust no more. -But if you will promise never to ask me to -trust you again, I will let you have as nice a -glass of rum as you ever drank.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Jim</i>—Agreed.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—(pours out some cheap and nasty -rum, and squats down behind the counter so -that Jim can’t see him, and adulterates it -about two-thirds with old Manhattan water, -that had been in the pitcher all day)—There’s -your rum, Jim, and now drink it, and enjoy -yourself.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Jim</i>—(drinks, and can hardly taste the -nasty rum, and makes wry faces,)—How much -bilge water did you put in this mean rum, and -how much do you intend to put down on the -slate against me for this disgusting dose of -rum and water?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—That is nice rum, Jim, and I shall -charge you my usual price of three cents a -glass.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Jim</i>—Take that, and that, and that, you -stingy old villain. (Throws most of the rum -and water into his face, and strikes him twice, -and knocks him down, and runs down the -Bowery.)</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i> (solus and nose bleeding profusely)—I -fear the black rascal has broken my nose -and ribs, and blackened my eyes badly. I -will close the shop, and go and see a physician, -and I suppose I shall have to run up quite a -Doctor’s bill before my wounds are entirely -healed. (Shuts the shop and goes to an Apothecary.)</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—Doctor, nigger Jim has just struck -me several times with all his might, and I fear -he has mutilated me for life. Just examine -my nose and ribs, Doctor, and dress my nose -and eyes as soon as possible, so that they will -soon heal.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Doctor</i>—Why did Jim strike you?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—Well, Doctor, he wanted some rum -on credit, and because I hesitated, and finally -gave him some very poor rum (rather freely -adulterated), to get rid of him, he got angry, -and threw the rum and water in my face, and -then most cruelly beat me.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Doctor</i>—Mr. Cooper, why don’t you stop -selling rum, and especially to such low characters -as nigger Jim?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—O, I can’t stop selling rum, as I -make more profit on that than any thing else. -In fact, it is nearly all profit, if properly and -judiciously adulterated.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Doctor</i>—But don’t you impoverish and degrade -and render vicious all to whom you sell -your poisonous alcohol, and expose their wives -and children to all the horrors of poverty, and -the brutal ferocity and insanity of a drunken -father?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—O, I don’t know any thing about all -that. All I know, as a business man, is, that -I get a mighty large profit on my rum, and if -my customers get drunk, and abuse and starve -their families, and commit theft or murder, -that is their fault, and I shall not be responsible -for it here, nor hereafter.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Doctor</i>—I fear you view this matter altogether -in the light of selfishness.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i> (terribly cornered)—Doctor, no more -of this. I have come to have you examine -and dress my wounds, and if you can’t do it, -without a tedious homily on temperance, I -will go to the other Apothecary, down the -Bowery, who has long been your rival, and -would like the job mighty well. (This was a -clincher, and smashed the Doctor’s impregnable -position.)</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Doctor</i>—That is all true, Mr. Cooper, and -I will discharge my painful duty. Here, -Samuel, bring me some warm water. (Washes -Peter’s bloody nose and dark eyes, and dresses -them. He then feels of his bruised ribs, and -finds them unbroken, though very sore and -inflamed.)</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—Doctor, what is your charge?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Doctor</i>—Twenty-five cents.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—Business is very dull now, and -your rival Apothecary, down the Bowery, -would not have charged more than twenty -cents. Can’t you take twenty, Doctor?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Doctor</i>—Twenty will do, if you will promise -to come again, when nigger Jim beats you.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i> (very slightly blushes)—I will certainly -come again, when I have any more business -in the Apothecary line. (Gives the Doctor -an old pistareen, and departs, with poultices -and bandages over his eyes and nose.)</p> - -<h3 class='c015'>SUNDAY EVENING.</h3> - -<p class='c016'><i>Peter’s Groggery full of political strikers -and vagabonds and criminals of every hue—A -primary election to come off early in the -morning.</i></p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—Now, boys, I want you to put me -through to-morrow.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Thieves</i>—We will—we will.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—If you will, I’ll give you all the -most glorious drunk you have had since the -last election.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Head Thief</i>—We will elect a majority of -our friends to the Convention, and you may -regard your nomination as sure.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—Give me your hand on that delightful -news, and now, boys, what are you going -to drink? As it is Sunday evening, and as -some of the stiff old deacons will soon be -coming by on their way to Church, I will -close my shop doors, and then we will all sit -down, and drink and smoke until daylight appears, -so that you can be earlier than our adversaries -at the polls, and put in a handful or -two of ballots before the polls open. What -say you?</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Jack</i> (one of the primary inspectors)—Go it, -Peter,—you are the boy for me. I put in a -large handful of ballots with your name on -them half an hour since.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Peter</i>—That’s the talk, my lad. I will remember -you for that, if I’m elected. (Closes -the doors, and brings jug of rum.) Now, -boys, fill yourselves to your throats with rum, -and in the mean time, I’ll get some crackers -and cheese.</p> - -<p class='c011'><i>Thieves</i> (all drink like fish while Peter is -after the crackers and cheese.)</p> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> -<div class='nf-center c009'> - <div>(To be continued for a long time.)</div> - </div> -</div> - -<p class='c007'><span class='sc'>T. B. Johnston</span> has a complimentary benefit -at Wallack’s Theatre on Saturday evening, -the 26th of June. I shall go early, and take -a front seat, and enjoy his extraordinary comicalities, -and I advise all to follow my example.</p> - -<div class='double'> - -</div> - -<div class='chapter'> - <h2 id='ads' class='c006'>Advertisements—25 Cents a line.</h2> -</div> - -<p class='c017'>Credit—From two to four seconds, or as long as the Advertiser -can hold his breath! Letters and Advertisements to -be left at No. 128 Nassau street, third floor, back room.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>FRANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE -and RETAIL CLOTHING & FURNISHING WAREHOUSE, -70 and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester sts., -New York. Large and elegant assortment of Youths’ and -Boys’ Clothing.</p> - -<div class='c020'>F. B. BALDWIN,</div> -<div class='c020'>J. G. BARNUM.</div> - -<p class='c011'>F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense -Establishment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY! An entire -New Stock of GENTLEMEN’S, YOUTH’S and CHILDREN’S -CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best -workmen in the city, is now opened for inspection. Also, a -superior stock of FURNISHING GOODS. All articles are -of the Best Quality, and having been purchased during the -crisis, WILL BE SOLD VERY LOW! The Custom Department -contains the greatest variety of CLOTHS, CASSIMERES, -and VESTINGS.</p> - -<p class='c011'>Mr. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BARNUM, -who has had great experience in the business, having -been thirty years connected with the leading Clothing Establishments -of the city.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>THOMAS A. DUNN, 506 EIGHTH AVENUE, -has a very choice assortment of Wines, Brandies, Cordials, -and Segars, which he will sell at prices that will yield a -fair profit. All my democratic friends, and my immediate associates -in the Boards of Aldermen and Councilmen are respectfully -invited to call in their rambles through Eighth Avenue, -and enjoy a good Havana segar, and nice, sparkling -champagne, and very exhilerating brandy. For the segars, I -will charge my political friends and associates only five pence -each, and for the brandy only ten pence per half gill, and for -the champagne only four shillings a glass, or two dollars a bottle.</p> -<div class='lg-container-b c000'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>So call, kind friends, and sing a glee,</div> - <div class='line'>And laugh and smoke and drink with me,</div> - <div class='line in14'>Sweet Sangaree</div> - <div class='line in14'>Till you can’t see:</div> - <div class='line in4'>(<i>Chorus</i>)—At your expense!</div> - <div class='line in14'>(Which pays my rents,)</div> - <div class='line'>For my fingers do you see</div> - <div class='line'>O’er my nose gyrating free?</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='c020'>THOMAS A. DUNN, No. 506 Eighth avenue.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>J. VAN TINE, SHANGAE RESTAURANT, -No. 2, Dey street, New York.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>COREY AND SON, MERCHANT’S EXCHANGE, -Wall street, New York—Notaries Public and Commissioners—United -State’s Passports issued in 36 hours,—Bills -of Exchange, Drafts, and Notes protested,—Marine protests -noted and extended.</p> - -<div class='c020'>EDWIN F. COREY,</div> -<div class='c020'>EDWIN F. COREY, <span class='sc'>Jr.</span></div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>CARLTON HOUSE, 496 BROADWAY, NEW -York. Bates and Holden, Proprietors.</p> - -<div class='c020'>THEOPHILUS BATES.</div> -<div class='c020'>OREL J. HOLDEN.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>BOWERY NEWS DEPOT, NO. 177 BOWERY.—Constantly -on hand, Daily, Sunday and Weekly -Papers, Monthly Magazines, Play Books, stationary, &c. &c. -English Papers per Steamers. All orders punctually attended -to.</p> - -<div class='c020'>BENNETT & CARROLL</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>TRIMMING MANUFACTURERS.—B. S. -YATES & CO., 639 Broadway, New York.</p> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> - <div class='nf-center'> - <div>Fringes, Cords, Tassels, Loops, Gimps,</div> - <div>and Gimp Bands.</div> - </div> -</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND -Commission Merchants, No. 106, Wall street, corner of -Front street, New York.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>JAMES DONNELLY’S COAL YARD,—Twenty-sixth -street and Second Avenue. I always have -all kinds of coal on hand, and of the very best quality, which -I will sell as low as any other coal dealer in the United States.</p> - -<div class='c020'>JAMES DONNELLY.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>FOLEY’S CELEBRATED “GOLD PENS.” -For sale by all Stationers and Jewellers.</p> - -<div class='lg-container-b'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>OFFICE AND STORE,</div> - <div class='line in6'>163 BROADWAY.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>AMERICAN GLASS COMPANY, MANUFACTURE -and keep constantly on hand at their Warehouse, -Plain, Moulded, and Cut Flint Glass Ware, in all its varieties. -Also, Druggists’ and Perfumers’ Ware of all Kinds. Wholesale -Warehouses, No. 163 Pearl street, New York, and 54 Kilby -street, Boston. (Factories at South Boston.) D. Burrell & -Co., Agents, New York.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>W. W. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR, -9 Chamber street, near Chatham street, New York.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>JNO. WARD, JR., REAL ESTATE AGENT, -Offices No. 5 Tryon Row, corner Chatham St., (opposite -the Park,) New York, and 4th Avenue, near 126th street, -Harlem.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>ROBERT ONDERDONK—THIRTEENTH -Ward Hotel, 405 and 407 Grand street, corner of Clinton -street, New York.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>MRS. S. S. BIRD’S LADIES’ AND GENTLEMEN’S -Dining and Oyster Saloons, No. 31 Canal street, -near East Broadway, and 264 Division street, New York.</p> - -<div class='nf-center-c0'> - <div class='nf-center'> - <div>Oysters Pickled to Order.</div> - </div> -</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>WILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR, & OFFICE -Furniture Dealer and Manufacturer,</p> - -<p class='c011'>No. 289 Broadway, corner of Read street, New York. Room -No. 15.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>TRUSSES, ELASTIC STOCKINGS, SHOULDER -Braces, Supporters, Bandages, &c. H. L. Parsons, -E. D. Office, 4 Ann street, under the Museum.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>FASHION HOUSE.—JOSEPH HYDE PROPRIETOR, -corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors, -and Cigars of the best brands. He invites his friends to give -him a call. Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>S. & J. W. BARKER, GENERAL AUCTIONEERS -& REAL ESTATE BROKERS. Loans -negotiated, Houses and Stores Rented, Stocks and Bonds -Sold at Auction or Private Sale.</p> - -<p class='c011'>Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private houses. -Office, 14 Pine street, under Commonwealth Bank.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>AUGUST BRENTANO, CORNER OF HOUSTON -street & Broadway, has all the latest Publications, -and receives all the Foreign Papers by every steamer. He -also has the back numbers of almost every paper published, -including Branch’s “<cite>Alligator</cite>.”</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND -COUNSELLOR AT LAW, No. 176 Chatham street, -New York. Any business entrusted to his charge from citizens -of this city or any part of the country, will receive prompt -and faithful attention, and be conducted on reasonable terms.</p> - -<div class='c020'>WILLIAM A. CONKLIN.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>HERRING’S PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BURGLAR -Proof Safe, with Hall’s Patent Powder Proof -Locks, afford the greatest security of any Safe in the world. -Also, Sideboard and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship -and finish, for plate, &c. S. C. HERRING & CO.,</p> - -<div class='c020'>251 Broadway.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>JAMES MELENFY, (SUCCESSOR TO SAMUEL -Hopper,) Grocer, and Wholesale and Retail Dealer in -Pure Country Milk. Teas, Coffee, Sugars & Spices. Flour, -Butter, Lard, Cheese, Eggs &c. No. 158, Eighth Avenue, -Near 18th Street, New York. Families supplied by leaving -their address at the Store.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>BOOT & SHOE EMPORIUMS. EDWIN A. BROOKS, -Importer and Manufacturer of Boots, Shoes & Gaiters, -Wholesale and Retail, No. 575 Broadway, and 150 Fulton -Street, New York.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>MCSPEDON AND BAKER’S STATIONERY WAREHOUSE -and Envelope Manufactory, Nos. 29, 31, and -33, Beekman Street, New York.</p> - -<p class='c011'><span class='sc'>Envelopes</span> of all patterns, styles, and quality, on hand, -and made to order for the trade and others, by Steam Machinery. -Patented April 8th, 1856.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>COZZENS’ HOTEL COACHES,—STABLE, Nos. 34 and -36 Canal Street, New York.</p> - -<p class='c011'>I will strive hard to please all those generous citizens -who will kindly favor me with their patronage.</p> - -<div class='c020'>EDWARD VAN RANST.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>J. W. MASON, MANUFACTURER, WHOLESALE and -Retail dealers in all kinds of Chairs, Wash Stands, -Settees, &c. 377 & 379 Pearl Street, New York.</p> - -<p class='c011'>Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, in Boxes, for Shipping.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>BENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN Real -Estate. Houses and stores and lots for sale in all -parts of the city. Office at the junction of Broadway, -Seventh Avenue, and Forty-Sixth Street.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>FULLMER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE Manufacturers, -239 West 19th Street, New York.</p> - -<p class='c011'>Horse-shoeing done with despatch, and in the most scientific -manner, and on reasonable terms.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>W. E. KNAPP’S NEWS DEPOT, 279 BLEEKER ST., -near Barrow street. Subscriptions for Dailies, -Weeklies, and Monthlies, which will be served as soon as -issued.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>CHEAP PERIODICAL AND PAMPHLET BINDERY, -No. 50 Ann street, N. Y. F. S. Pittman, successor to -H. H. Randall. Mr. Gouverneur Carr and N. S. Putnam -have purchased an interest in the concern.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>P. C. GODFREY, STATIONER, BOOKSELLER, AND -General News dealer, 831 Broadway, New York, -near 13th street.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>SAMUEL SNEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER.—My -Office is at No. 31 Corlears street, New York; and -my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have built -Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a -long term of years, and continue to do so on reasonable -terms.</p> - -<div class='c020'>SAMUEL SNEDEN.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>JOHN B. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 718 WATER STREET. -My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by -those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a call, -and if I don’t please you, I will disdain to charge you for -what does not entirely satisfy you.</p> - -<div class='c020'>JOHN B. WEBB.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>ALANSON T. BRIGGS—DEALER IN FLOUR BARRELS, -Molasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks. -Also, new flour barrels and half-barrels; a large supply -constantly on hand. My Stores are at Nos. 62, 63, 64, 69, -73, 75, 77 and 79 Rutger’s Slip; at 235, 237, and 239 Cherry -street; also, in South and Water streets, between Pike and -Rutger’s Slip, extending from street to street. My yards in -Williamsburgh are at Furman & Co.’s Dock. My yards in -New York are at the corner of Water and Gouverneur -streets; and in Washington street, near Canal; and at Leroy -Place. My general Office is at 64 Rutger’s Slip.</p> - -<div class='c020'>ALANSON T. BRIGGS.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>FULTON IRON WORKS.—JAMES MURPHY & CO., -manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers, -&c. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, East -River.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>BRADDICK & HOGAN, SAILMAKERS, No. 272 South -Street, New York.</p> - -<p class='c011'>Awnings, Tents, and Bags made to order.</p> - -<div class='c020'>JESSE A. BRADDICK,</div> -<div class='c020'>RICHARD HOGAN.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>WILLIAM M. SOMERVILLE, WHOLESALE AND -Retail Druggist and Apothecary, 205 Bleecker-st., -corner Minetta, opposite Cottage Place, New York. All the -popular Patent Medicines, fresh Swedish Leeches, Cupping, -&c. Physicians’ Prescriptions accurately prepared.</p> - -<div class='c020'>WM. M. SOMERVILLE.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>A. W. & T. HUME, MERCHANT TAILORS, No. -82 Sixth Avenue, New York. We keep a large and -elegant assortment of every article that a gentleman requires. -We make Coats, Vests and Pants, after the latest -Parisian fashions, and on reasonable terms.</p> - -<div class='c020'>A. W. & T. HUME.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>THE WASHINGTON, <span class='sc'>By</span> BARTLETT & GATES, -No. 1 Broadway, New York. Come and see us, good -friends, and eat and drink and be merry, in the same capacious -and patriotic halls where the immortal Washington’s -voice and laugh once reverberated.</p> - -<div class='lg-container-b'> - <div class='linegroup'> - <div class='group'> - <div class='line'>O come to our Hotel,</div> - <div class='line'>And you’ll be treated well.</div> - </div> - </div> -</div> - -<div class='c020'>BARTLETT & GATES.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>J. N. GENIN, FASHIONABLE HATTER, 214 Broadway, -New York.</p> - -<div class='clear'> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -</div> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>GENIN’S LADIES’ & CHILDREN’S OUTFITTING -Bazaar, 513 Broadway, (St. Nicholas Hotel, N. Y.)</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>EDWARD PHALON & SON, 497 and 517 Broadway, -New York—Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and -every article connected with the Toilet.</p> - -<p class='c011'>We now introduce the “BOUQUET D’OGARITA, or -Wild Flower of Mexico,” which is superior to any thing of -the kind in the civilized world.</p> - -<div class='c020'>EDWARD PHALON & SON.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>EXCELSIOR PRINTING HOUSE, 211 CENTRE ST., IS -furnished with every facility, latest improved presses, -and the newest styles of type—for the execution of Book, -Job and Ornamental Printing. Call and see specimens.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>CHARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, (ESTABLISHED IN -1808,) Sign of the Golden Horse, 39 Bowery, New York, -opposite the Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his articles as low as -any other Saddler in America, and warrant them to be equal -to any in the World.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>H. N. WILD, STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No. -451 Broadway, bet. Grand and Howard streets, New -York. My Iceland Moss and Flaxseed Candy will cure -Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>JAMES GRIFFITHS, (Late CHATFIELD & GRIFFITHS,) -No. 273 Grand st., New York. A large stock of well-selected -Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestings, &c., on hand. Gent’s, -Youths’ and Children’s Clothing, Cut and Made in the most -approved style. All cheap for Cash.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>J. AGATE & CO., MEN’S FURNISHING GOODS -and Shirt Manufacturers, 256 Broadway, New York.</p> - -<p class='c011'>Shirts made to order and guaranteed to fit.</p> - -<p class='c011'>J. AGATE, <span class='padded'>F. W. TALKINGTON.</span></p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>BILLIARD TABLES—PHELAN’S IMPROVED BILLIARD -Tables and Combination Cushions—Protected by -letters patent, dated Feb. 19, 1856; Oct. 28, 1856; Dec. 8, -1857; Jan. 12, 1858. The recent improvements in these -Tables make them unsurpassed in the world. They are -now offered to the scientific Billiard players as combining -speed with truth, never before obtained in any Billiard Table. -Sales-rooms Nos. 786 and 788 Broadway, New York. Manufactory -No. 53 Ann Street.</p> - -<div class='c020'>O’CONNOR & COLLENDOR, Sole Manufacturers.</div> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>S. L. OLMSTEAD, IMPORTER, MANUFACTURER -and Jobber of Men’s Furnishing Goods, No. 24 Barclay -Street, corner of Church, New York.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>C. B. HATCH, HILLER & MERSEREAU, Importers -and Jobbers of Men’s Furnishing Goods, and Manufacturers -of the Golden Hill Shirts, 99 Chambers Street, N. -E. corner Church Street, New York.</p> - -<hr class='c018' /> - -<p class='drop-capa0_0_0_4 c019'>L. A. ROSENMILLER, DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH -Avenue, New York. Cupping & Leeching. Medicines -at all hours.</p> - -</div> - - - - - - - - -<pre> - - - - - -End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Stephen H. Branch's Alligator Vol. 1 -no. 11, July 3, 1858, by Stephen H. 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