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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Being a Boy, by Charles Dudley Warner
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-Title: Being a Boy
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-Author: Charles Dudley Warner
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-[Illustration: FISHING ON THE SWIMMING ROCK (page 169)]
-
-
-
-
- Being a Boy
-
- by
-
- Charles Dudley
- Warner
-
- [Illustration]
-
- _With Illustrations
- from Photographs
- by Clifton Johnson_
-
- Boston and New York
- Houghton, Mifflin and Company
-
- The Riverside Press, Cambridge
- Mdcccxcvii
-
-
-
-
- COPYRIGHT, 1877, BY JAMES R. OSGOOD AND CO.
- 1897, BY HOUGHTON, MIFFLIN AND CO.
- ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
-
-
-
-
- CONTENTS
-
-
- PAGE
-
- PREFACE TO THE ILLUSTRATED EDITION vii
-
- I. BEING A BOY 1
-
- II. THE BOY AS A FARMER 8
-
- III. THE DELIGHTS OF FARMING 15
-
- IV. NO FARMING WITHOUT A BOY 22
-
- V. THE BOY'S SUNDAY 30
-
- VI. THE GRINDSTONE OF LIFE 38
-
- VII. FICTION AND SENTIMENT 47
-
- VIII. THE COMING OF THANKSGIVING 56
-
- IX. THE SEASON OF PUMPKIN-PIE 65
-
- X. FIRST EXPERIENCE OF THE WORLD 73
-
- XI. HOME INVENTIONS 82
-
- XII. THE LONELY FARM-HOUSE 92
-
- XIII. JOHN'S FIRST PARTY 101
-
- XIV. THE SUGAR CAMP 113
-
- XV. THE HEART OF NEW ENGLAND 123
-
- XVI. JOHN'S REVIVAL 134
-
- XVII. WAR 150
-
- XVIII. COUNTRY SCENES 164
-
- XIX. A CONTRAST TO THE NEW ENGLAND BOY 179
-
-
-
-
- LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
-
-
- PAGE
-
- FISHING ON THE SWIMMING ROCK (see page 169)
- _Frontispiece._
-
- BEING A BOY 2
-
- THE FARM OXEN 4
-
- AT THE PASTURE BARS 8
-
- IN THE CATTLE PASTURE 10
-
- AFTER A CROW'S NEST 16
-
- A STRING OF SPECKLED TROUT 20
-
- WATCHING FOR SUNSET 28
-
- RIDING BAREBACK 32
-
- TURNING THE GRINDSTONE 36
-
- SNARING SUCKERS 45
-
- PICKING UP POTATOES 48
-
- LEAP-FROG AT RECESS 50
-
- POUNDING OFF SHUCKS 58
-
- RUNNING ON THE STONE WALL 75
-
- COASTING 83
-
- IN SCHOOL 89
-
- A REMOTE FARM-HOUSE 93
-
- GOING HOME WITH CYNTHIA 111
-
- A YOUNG SUGAR MAKER 119
-
- WATCHING THE KETTLES 121
-
- THE VILLAGE FROM THE HILL 127
-
- TREEING A WOODCHUCK 131
-
- LOOKING FOR FROGS 136
-
- TROUT FISHING 140
-
- FORCED TO GO TO BED 148
-
- SLIPPERY WORK 165
-
- RIGGING UP THE FISHING-TACKLE 169
-
- WATCHING THE FISHES 170
-
- ENTERING THE OLD BRIDGE 178
-
- THE OLD WATERING TROUGH 180
-
- THE NEW ENGLAND BOY 184
-
-
-
-
-PREFACE TO THE ILLUSTRATED EDITION
-
-
-This volume was first published over twenty years ago. If any of the
-boys described in it were real, they have long since grown up, got
-married, gone West, become selectmen or sheriffs, gone to Congress,
-invented an electric churn, become editors or preachers or commercial
-travelers, written a book, served a term as consul to a country the
-language of which they did not know, or plodded along on a farm,
-cultivating rheumatism and acquiring invaluable knowledge of the most
-fickle weather known in a region which has all the fascination and all
-the power of being disagreeable belonging to the most accomplished
-coquette in the world.
-
-The rural life described is that of New England between 1830 and 1850,
-in a period of darkness, before the use of lucifer matches; but when,
-although religion had a touch of gloom and all pleasure was heightened
-by a timorous apprehension that it was sin, the sun shone, the woods
-were full of pungent scents, nature was strong in its invitations to
-cheerfulness, and girls were as sweet and winsome as they are in the
-old ballads.
-
-The object of the papers composing the volume—hough "object" is a
-strong word to use about their waywardness—twas to recall scenes in
-the boy-life of New England, or the impressions that a boy had of that
-life. There was no attempt at the biography of any particular boy; the
-experiences given were common to the boyhood of the time and place.
-While the book, therefore, was not consciously biographical, it was of
-necessity written out of a personal knowledge. And I may be permitted
-to say that, as soon as I became conscious that I was dealing with a
-young life of the past, I tried to be faithful to it, strictly so, and
-to import into it nothing of later experience, either in feeling or
-performance. I invented nothing,—not an adventure, not a scene, not
-an emotion. I know from observation how difficult it is for an adult
-to write about childhood. Invention is apt to supply details that
-memory does not carry. The knowledge of the man insensibly inflates the
-boyhood limitations. The temptation is to make a psychological analysis
-of the boy's life and aspirations, and to interpret them according to
-the man's view of life. It seems comparatively easy to write stories
-about boys, and even biographies; but it is not easy to resist the
-temptation of inventing scenes to make them interesting, indulging in
-exaggerations both of adventure and of feeling which are not true to
-experience, inventing details impossible to be recalled by the best
-memory, and states of mind which are psychologically untrue to the
-boy's consciousness.
-
-How far I succeeded in keeping the man out of the boy's life, my
-readers can judge better than the writer. The volume originally made
-no sensation—how could it, pitched in such a key?—but it has gone
-on peacefully, and, I am glad to acknowledge, has made many valuable
-friends. It started a brook, and a brook it has continued. In sending
-out this new edition with Mr. Clifton Johnson's pictures, lovingly
-taken from the real life and heart of New England, I may express the
-hope that the boy of the remote generation will lose no friends.
-
- C. D. W.
-
- HARTFORD, May 8, 1897.
-
-
-
-
-BEING A BOY
-
-
-
-
-I
-
-BEING A BOY
-
-
-One of the best things in the world to be is a boy; it requires no
-experience, though it needs some practice to be a good one. The
-disadvantage of the position is that it does not last long enough;
-it is soon over; just as you get used to being a boy, you have to be
-something else, with a good deal more work to do and not half so much
-fun. And yet every boy is anxious to be a man, and is very uneasy with
-the restrictions that are put upon him as a boy. Good fun as it is to
-yoke up the calves and play work, there is not a boy on a farm but
-would rather drive a yoke of oxen at real work. What a glorious feeling
-it is, indeed, when a boy is for the first time given the long whip and
-permitted to drive the oxen, walking by their side, swinging the long
-lash, and shouting "Gee, Buck!" "Haw, Golden!" "Whoa, Bright!" and all
-the rest of that remarkable language, until he is red in the face, and
-all the neighbors for half a mile are aware that something unusual is
-going on. If I were a boy, I am not sure but I would rather drive the
-oxen than have a birthday.
-
-[Illustration: BEING A BOY]
-
-The proudest day of my life was one day when I rode on the neap of
-the cart, and drove the oxen, all alone, with a load of apples to the
-cider-mill. I was so little, that it was a wonder that I didn't fall
-off, and get under the broad wheels. Nothing could make a boy, who
-cared anything for his appearance, feel flatter than to be run over
-by the broad tire of a cart-wheel. But I never heard of one who was,
-and I don't believe one ever will be. As I said, it was a great day
-for me, but I don't remember that the oxen cared much about it. They
-sagged along in their great clumsy way, switching their tails in my
-face occasionally, and now and then giving a lurch to this or that
-side of the road, attracted by a choice tuft of grass. And then I
-"came the Julius Cæsar" over them, if you will allow me to use such a
-slang expression, a liberty I never should permit you. I don't know
-that Julius Cæsar ever drove cattle, though he must often have seen the
-peasants from the Campagna "haw" and "gee" them round the Forum (of
-course in Latin, a language that those cattle understood as well as
-ours do English); but what I mean is, that I stood up and "hollered"
-with all my might, as everybody does with oxen, as if they were born
-deaf, and whacked them with the long lash over the head, just as the
-big folks did when they drove. I think now that it was a cowardly thing
-to crack the patient old fellows over the face and eyes, and make them
-wink in their meek manner. If I am ever a boy again on a farm, I shall
-speak gently to the oxen, and not go screaming round the farm like a
-crazy man; and I shall not hit them a cruel cut with the lash every few
-minutes, because it looks big to do so and I cannot think of anything
-else to do. I never liked lickings myself, and I don't know why an
-ox should like them, especially as he cannot reason about the moral
-improvement he is to get out of them.
-
-[Illustration: THE FARM OXEN]
-
-Speaking of Latin reminds me that I once taught my cows Latin. I don't
-mean that I taught them to read it, for it is very difficult to teach a
-cow to read Latin or any of the dead languages,—a cow cares more for
-her cud than she does for all the classics put together. But if you
-begin early you can teach a cow, or a calf (if you can teach a calf
-anything, which I doubt), Latin as well as English. There were ten
-cows, which I had to escort to and from pasture night and morning. To
-these cows I gave the names of the Roman numerals, beginning with Unus
-and Duo, and going up to Decem. Decem was of course the biggest cow of
-the party, or at least she was the ruler of the others, and had the
-place of honor in the stable and everywhere else. I admire cows, and
-especially the exactness with which they define their social position.
-In this case, Decem could "lick" Novem, and Novem could "lick" Octo,
-and so on down to Unus, who couldn't lick anybody, except her own
-calf. I suppose I ought to have called the weakest cow Una instead of
-Unus, considering her sex; but I didn't care much to teach the cows
-the declensions of adjectives, in which I was not very well up myself;
-and besides it would be of little use to a cow. People who devote
-themselves too severely to study of the classics are apt to become
-dried up; and you should never do anything to dry up a cow. Well, these
-ten cows knew their names after a while, at least they appeared to, and
-would take their places as I called them. At least, if Octo attempted
-to get before Novem in going through the bars (I have heard people
-speak of a "pair of bars" when there were six or eight of them), or
-into the stable, the matter of precedence was settled then and there,
-and once settled there was no dispute about it afterwards. Novem either
-put her horns into Octo's ribs, and Octo shambled to one side, or else
-the two locked horns and tried the game of push and gore until one
-gave up. Nothing is stricter than the etiquette of a party of cows.
-There is nothing in royal courts equal to it; rank is exactly settled,
-and the same individuals always have the precedence. You know that at
-Windsor Castle, if the Royal Three-Ply Silver Stick should happen to
-get in front of the Most Royal Double-and-Twisted Golden Rod, when the
-court is going in to dinner, something so dreadful would happen that we
-don't dare to think of it. It is certain that the soup would get cold
-while the Golden Rod was pitching the Silver Stick out of the castle
-window into the moat, and perhaps the island of Great Britain itself
-would split in two. But the people are very careful that it never
-shall happen, so we shall probably never know what the effect would
-be. Among cows, as I say, the question is settled in short order, and
-in a different manner from what it sometimes is in other society. It
-is said that in other society there is sometimes a great scramble for
-the first place, for the leadership as it is called, and that women,
-and men too, fight for what is called position; and in order to be
-first they will injure their neighbors by telling stories about them
-and by backbiting, which is the meanest kind of biting there is, not
-excepting the bite of fleas. But in cow society there is nothing of
-this detraction in order to get the first place at the crib, or the
-farther stall in the stable. If the question arises, the cows turn in,
-horns and all, and settle it with one square fight, and that ends it. I
-have often admired this trait in cows.
-
-Besides Latin, I used to try to teach the cows a little poetry, and
-it is a very good plan. It does not benefit the cows much, but it is
-excellent exercise for a boy farmer. I used to commit to memory as many
-short poems as I could find (the cows liked to listen to Thanatopsis
-about as well as anything), and repeat them when I went to the pasture,
-and as I drove the cows home through the sweet ferns and down the rocky
-slopes. It improves a boy's elocution a great deal more than driving
-oxen.
-
-It is a fact, also, that if a boy repeats Thanatopsis while he is
-milking, that operation acquires a certain dignity.
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-THE BOY AS A FARMER
-
-[Illustration: AT THE PASTURE BARS]
-
-
-Boys in general would be very good farmers if the current notions
-about farming were not so very different from those they entertain.
-What passes for laziness is very often an unwillingness to farm in a
-particular way. For instance, some morning in early summer John is told
-to catch the sorrel mare, harness her into the spring wagon, and put
-in the buffalo and the best whip, for father is obliged to drive over
-to the "Corners, to see a man" about some cattle, or talk with the
-road commissioner, or go to the store for the "women folks," and to
-attend to other important business; and very likely he will not be back
-till sundown. It must be very pressing business, for the old gentleman
-drives off in this way somewhere almost every pleasant day, and appears
-to have a great deal on his mind.
-
-Meantime, he tells John that he can play ball after he has done up the
-chores. As if the chores could ever be "done up" on a farm. He is first
-to clean out the horse-stable; then to take a bill-hook and cut down
-the thistles and weeds from the fence-corners in the home mowing-lot
-and along the road towards the village; to dig up the docks round the
-garden patch; to weed out the beet-bed; to hoe the early potatoes; to
-rake the sticks and leaves out of the front yard; in short, there is
-work enough laid out for John to keep him busy, it seems to him, till
-he comes of age; and at half an hour to sundown he is to go for the
-cows, and, mind he don't run 'em!
-
-"Yes, sir," says John, "is that all?"
-
-"Well, if you get through in good season, you might pick over those
-potatoes in the cellar: they are sprouting; they ain't fit to eat."
-
-John is obliged to his father, for if there is any sort of chore more
-cheerful to a boy than another, on a pleasant day, it is rubbing the
-sprouts off potatoes in a dark cellar. And the old gentleman mounts
-his wagon and drives away down the enticing road, with the dog
-bounding along beside the wagon, and refusing to come back at John's
-call. John half wishes he were the dog. The dog knows the part of
-farming that suits him. He likes to run along the road and see all
-the dogs and other people, and he likes best of all to lie on the
-store steps at the Corners—while his master's horse is dozing at
-the post and his master is talking politics in the store—with the
-other dogs of his acquaintance, snapping at mutually annoying flies
-and indulging in that delightful dog gossip which is expressed by a
-wag of the tail and a sniff of the nose. Nobody knows how many dogs'
-characters are destroyed in this gossip; or how a dog may be able to
-insinuate suspicion by a wag of the tail as a man can by a shrug of the
-shoulders, or sniff a slander as a man can suggest one by raising his
-eyebrows.
-
-[Illustration: IN THE CATTLE PASTURE]
-
-John looks after the old gentleman driving off in state, with the
-odorous buffalo-robe and the new whip, and he thinks that is the sort
-of farming he would like to do. And he cries after his departing
-parent,—
-
-"Say, father, can't I go over to the farther pasture and salt the
-cattle?" John knows that he could spend half a day very pleasantly in
-going over to that pasture, looking for bird's-nests and shying at red
-squirrels on the way, and who knows but he might "see" a sucker in the
-meadow brook, and perhaps get a "jab" at him with a sharp stick. He
-knows a hole where there is a whopper; and one of his plans in life
-is to go some day and snare him, and bring him home in triumph. It
-therefore is strongly impressed upon his mind that the cattle want
-salting. But his father, without turning his head, replies,—
-
-"No, they don't need salting any more'n you do!" And the old equipage
-goes rattling down the road, and John whistles his disappointment. When
-I was a boy on a farm, and I suppose it is so now, cattle were never
-salted half enough.
-
-John goes to his chores, and gets through the stable as soon as he can,
-for that must be done; but when it comes to the outdoor work, that
-rather drags. There are so many things to distract the attention,—a
-chipmunk in the fence, a bird on a near tree, and a hen-hawk circling
-high in the air over the barn-yard. John loses a little time in stoning
-the chipmunk, which rather likes the sport, and in watching the bird
-to find where its nest is; and he convinces himself that he ought to
-watch the hawk, lest it pounce upon the chickens, and, therefore,
-with an easy conscience, he spends fifteen minutes in hallooing to
-that distant bird, and follows it away out of sight over the woods,
-and then wishes it would come back again. And then a carriage with
-two horses, and a trunk on behind, goes along the road; and there is
-a girl in the carriage who looks out at John, who is suddenly aware
-that his trousers are patched on each knee and in two places behind;
-and he wonders if she is rich, and whose name is on the trunk, and how
-much the horses cost, and whether that nice-looking man is the girl's
-father, and if that boy on the seat with the driver is her brother, and
-if he has to do chores; and as the gay sight disappears John falls to
-thinking about the great world beyond the farm, of cities, and people
-who are always dressed up, and a great many other things of which he
-has a very dim notion. And then a boy, whom John knows, rides by in
-a wagon with his father, and the boy makes a face at John, and John
-returns the greeting with a twist of his own visage and some symbolic
-gestures. All these things take time. The work of cutting down the
-big weeds gets on slowly, although it is not very disagreeable, or
-would not be if it were play. John imagines that yonder big thistle is
-some whiskered villain, of whom he has read in a fairy book, and he
-advances on him with "Die, ruffian!" and slashes off his head with the
-bill-hook; or he charges upon the rows of mullein-stalks as if they
-were rebels in regimental ranks, and hews them down without mercy.
-What fun it might be if there were only another boy there to help. But
-even war, single-handed, gets to be tiresome. It is dinner-time before
-John finishes the weeds, and it is cow-time before John has made much
-impression on the garden.
-
-This garden John has no fondness for. He would rather hoe corn all day
-than work in it. Father seems to think that it is easy work that John
-can do, because it is near the house! John's continual plan in this
-life is to go fishing. When there comes a rainy day, he attempts to
-carry it out. But ten chances to one his father has different views.
-As it rains so that work cannot be done outdoors, it is a good time to
-work in the garden. He can run into the house during the heavy showers.
-John accordingly detests the garden; and the only time he works briskly
-in it is when he has a stent set, to do so much weeding before the
-Fourth of July. If he is spry he can make an extra holiday the Fourth
-and the day after. Two days of gunpowder and ballplaying! When I was
-a boy, I supposed there was some connection between such and such an
-amount of work done on the farm and our national freedom. I doubted
-if there could be any Fourth of July if my stent was not done. I, at
-least, worked for my Independence.
-
-
-
-
-III
-
-THE DELIGHTS OF FARMING
-
-
-There are so many bright spots in the life of a farm-boy, that I
-sometimes think I should like to live the life over again; I should
-almost be willing to be a girl if it were not for the chores. There
-is a great comfort to a boy in the amount of work he can get rid of
-doing. It is sometimes astonishing how slow he can go on an errand, he
-who leads the school in a race. The world is new and interesting to
-him, and there is so much to take his attention off, when he is sent
-to do anything. Perhaps he couldn't explain, himself, why, when he is
-sent to the neighbor's after yeast, he stops to stone the frogs; he
-is not exactly cruel, but he wants to see if he can hit 'em. No other
-living thing can go so slow as a boy sent on an errand. His legs seem
-to be lead, unless he happens to espy a woodchuck in an adjoining
-lot, when he gives chase to it like a deer; and it is a curious fact
-about boys, that two will be a great deal slower in doing anything than
-one, and that the more you have to help on a piece of work the less
-is accomplished. Boys have a great power of helping each other to do
-nothing; and they are so innocent about it, and unconscious. "I went as
-quick as ever I could," says the boy: his father asks him why he didn't
-stay all night, when he has been absent three hours on a ten-minute
-errand. The sarcasm has no effect on the boy.
-
-[Illustration: AFTER A CROW'S NEST]
-
-Going after the cows was a serious thing in my day. I had to climb a
-hill, which was covered with wild strawberries in the season. Could any
-boy pass by those ripe berries? And then in the fragrant hill pasture
-there were beds of wintergreen with red berries, tufts of columbine,
-roots of sassafras to be dug, and dozens of things good to eat or to
-smell, that I could not resist. It sometimes even lay in my way to
-climb a tree to look for a crow's nest, or to swing in the top, and
-to try if I could see the steeple of the village church. It became
-very important sometimes for me to see that steeple; and in the midst
-of my investigations the tin horn would blow a great blast from the
-farm-house, which would send a cold chill down my back in the hottest
-days. I knew what it meant. It had a frightfully impatient quaver in
-it, not at all like the sweet note that called us to dinner from the
-hayfield. It said, "Why on earth doesn't that boy come home? It is
-almost dark, and the cows ain't milked!" And that was the time the cows
-had to start into a brisk pace and make up for lost time. I wonder if
-any boy ever drove the cows home late, who did not say that the cows
-were at the very farther end of the pasture, and that "Old Brindle" was
-hidden in the woods, and he couldn't find her for ever so long! The
-brindle cow is the boy's scapegoat, many a time.
-
-No other boy knows how to appreciate a holiday as the farm-boy does;
-and his best ones are of a peculiar kind. Going fishing is of course
-one sort. The excitement of rigging up the tackle, digging the bait,
-and the anticipation of great luck,—these are pure pleasures, enjoyed
-because they are rare. Boys who can go a-fishing any time care but
-little for it. Tramping all day through bush and brier, fighting flies
-and mosquitoes, and branches that tangle the line, and snags that break
-the hook, and returning home late and hungry, with wet feet and a
-string of speckled trout on a willow twig, and having the family crowd
-out at the kitchen door to look at 'em, and say, "Pretty well done for
-you, bub; did you catch that big one yourself?"—this is also pure
-happiness, the like of which the boy will never have again, not if he
-comes to be selectman and deacon and to "keep store."
-
-But the holidays I recall with delight were the two days in spring and
-fall, when we went to the distant pasture-land, in a neighboring town,
-may be, to drive thither the young cattle and colts, and to bring them
-back again. It was a wild and rocky upland where our great pasture
-was, many miles from home, the road to it running by a brawling river,
-and up a dashing brookside among great hills. What a day's adventure
-it was! It was like a journey to Europe. The night before, I could
-scarcely sleep for thinking of it, and there was no trouble about
-getting me up at sunrise that morning. The breakfast was eaten, the
-luncheon was packed in a large basket, with bottles of root beer and
-a jug of switchel, which packing I superintended with the greatest
-interest; and then the cattle were to be collected for the march,
-and the horses hitched up. Did I shirk any duty? Was I slow? I think
-not. I was willing to run my legs off after the frisky steers, who
-seemed to have an idea they were going on a lark, and frolicked about,
-dashing into all gates, and through all bars except the right ones;
-and how cheerfully I did yell at them; it was a glorious chance to
-"holler," and I have never since heard any public speaker on the stump
-or at camp-meeting who could make more noise. I have often thought
-it fortunate that the amount of noise in a boy does not increase in
-proportion to his size; if it did the world could not contain it.
-
-The whole day was full of excitement and of freedom. We were away from
-the farm, which to a boy is one of the best parts of farming; we saw
-other farms and other people at work; I had the pleasure of marching
-along, and swinging my whip, past boys whom I knew, who were picking
-up stones. Every turn of the road, every bend and rapid of the river,
-the great boulders by the wayside, the watering-troughs, the giant pine
-that had been struck by lightning, the mysterious covered bridge over
-the river where it was most swift and rocky and foamy, the chance eagle
-in the blue sky, the sense of going somewhere,—why, as I recall all
-these things I feel that even the Prince Imperial, as he used to dash
-on horseback through the Bois de Boulogne, with fifty mounted hussars
-clattering at his heels, and crowds of people cheering, could not have
-been as happy as was I, a boy in short jacket and shorter pantaloons,
-trudging in the dust that day behind the steers and colts, cracking my
-black-stock whip.
-
-[Illustration: A STRING OF SPECKLED TROUT]
-
-I wish the journey would never end; but at last, by noon, we reach
-the pastures and turn in the herd; and, after making the tour of
-the lots to make sure there are no breaks in the fences, we take our
-luncheon from the wagon and eat it under the trees by the spring.
-This is the supreme moment of the day. This is the way to live; this
-is like the Swiss Family Robinson, and all the rest of my delightful
-acquaintances in romance. Baked beans, rye-and-indian bread (moist,
-remember), doughnuts and cheese, pie, and root beer. What richness!
-You may live to dine at Delmonico's, or, if those Frenchmen do not eat
-each other up, at Philippe's, in the Rue Montorgueil in Paris, where
-the dear old Thackeray used to eat as good a dinner as anybody; but you
-will get there neither doughnuts, nor pie, nor root beer, nor anything
-so good as that luncheon at noon in the old pasture, high among the
-Massachusetts hills! Nor will you ever, if you live to be the oldest
-boy in the world, have any holiday equal to the one I have described.
-But I always regretted that I did not take along a fish-line, just to
-"throw in" the brook we passed. I know there were trout there.
-
-
-
-
-IV
-
-NO FARMING WITHOUT A BOY
-
-
-Say what you will about the general usefulness of boys, it is my
-impression that a farm without a boy would very soon come to grief.
-What the boy does is the life of the farm. He is the factotum, always
-in demand, always expected to do the thousand indispensable things that
-nobody else will do. Upon him fall all the odds and ends, the most
-difficult things. After everybody else is through, he has to finish up.
-His work is like a woman's,—perpetual waiting on others. Everybody
-knows how much easier it is to eat a good dinner than it is to wash the
-dishes afterwards. Consider what a boy on a farm is required to do;
-things that must be done, or life would actually stop.
-
-It is understood, in the first place, that he is to do all the errands,
-to go to the store, to the post-office, and to carry all sorts of
-messages. If he had as many legs as a centipede, they would tire before
-night. His two short limbs seem to him entirely inadequate to the task.
-He would like to have as many legs as a wheel has spokes, and rotate
-about in the same way. This he sometimes tries to do; and people who
-have seen him "turning cart-wheels" along the side of the road have
-supposed that he was amusing himself, and idling his time; he was only
-trying to invent a new mode of locomotion, so that he could economize
-his legs and do his errands with greater dispatch. He practices
-standing on his head, in order to accustom himself to any position.
-Leap-frog is one of his methods of getting over the ground quickly. He
-would willingly go an errand any distance if he could leap-frog it with
-a few other boys. He has a natural genius for combining pleasure with
-business. This is the reason why, when he is sent to the spring for a
-pitcher of water, and the family are waiting at the dinner-table, he is
-absent so long; for he stops to poke the frog that sits on the stone,
-or, if there is a penstock, to put his hand over the spout and squirt
-the water a little while. He is the one who spreads the grass when the
-men have cut it; he mows it away in the barn; he rides the horse to
-cultivate the corn, up and down the hot, weary rows; he picks up the
-potatoes when they are dug; he drives the cows night and morning; he
-brings wood and water and splits kindling; he gets up the horse and
-puts out the horse; whether he is in the house or out of it, there is
-always something for him to do. Just before school in winter he shovels
-paths; in summer he turns the grindstone. He knows where there are lots
-of wintergreen and sweet flag root, but instead of going for them he is
-to stay indoors and pare apples and stone raisins and pound something
-in a mortar. And yet, with his mind full of schemes of what he would
-like to do, and his hands full of occupations, he is an idle boy who
-has nothing to busy himself with but school and chores! He would gladly
-do all the work if somebody else would do the chores, he thinks, and
-yet I doubt if any boy ever amounted to anything in the world, or was
-of much use as a man, who did not enjoy the advantages of a liberal
-education in the way of chores.
-
-A boy on a farm is nothing without his pets; at least a dog, and
-probably rabbits, chickens, ducks, and guinea hens. A guinea hen
-suits a boy. It is entirely useless, and makes a more disagreeable
-noise than a Chinese gong. I once domesticated a young fox which a
-neighbor had caught. It is a mistake to suppose the fox cannot be
-tamed. Jacko was a very clever little animal, and behaved, in all
-respects, with propriety. He kept Sunday as well as any day, and all
-the ten commandments that he could understand. He was a very graceful
-playfellow, and seemed to have an affection for me. He lived in a
-woodpile, in the dooryard, and when I lay down at the entrance to his
-house and called him, he would come out and sit on his tail and lick
-my face just like a grown person. I taught him a great many tricks and
-all the virtues. That year I had a large number of hens, and Jacko went
-about among them with the most perfect indifference, never looking on
-them to lust after them, as I could see, and never touching an egg or
-a feather. So excellent was his reputation that I would have trusted
-him in the hen-roost in the dark without counting the hens. In short,
-he was domesticated, and I was fond of him and very proud of him,
-exhibiting him to all our visitors as an example of what affectionate
-treatment would do in subduing the brute instincts. I preferred him
-to my dog, whom I had, with much patience, taught to go up a long
-hill alone and surround the cows, and drive them home from the remote
-pasture. He liked the fun of it at first, but by and by he seemed to
-get the notion that it was a "chore," and when I whistled for him to
-go for the cows, he would turn tail and run the other way, and the
-more I whistled and threw stones at him the faster he would run. His
-name was Turk, and I should have sold him if he had not been the kind
-of dog that nobody will buy. I suppose he was not a cow-dog, but what
-they call a sheep-dog. At least, when he got big enough, he used to
-get into the pasture and chase the sheep to death. That was the way
-he got into trouble, and lost his valuable life. A dog is of great use
-on a farm, and that is the reason a boy likes him. He is good to bite
-peddlers and small children, and run out and yelp at wagons that pass
-by, and to howl all night when the moon shines. And yet, if I were a
-boy again, the first thing I would have should be a dog; for dogs are
-great companions, and as active and spry as a boy at doing nothing.
-They are also good to bark at woodchuck holes.
-
-A good dog will bark at a woodchuck hole long after the animal has
-retired to a remote part of his residence, and escaped by another hole.
-This deceives the woodchuck. Some of the most delightful hours of my
-life have been spent in hiding and watching the hole where the dog
-was not. What an exquisite thrill ran through my frame when the timid
-nose appeared, was withdrawn, poked out again, and finally followed
-by the entire animal, who looked cautiously about, and then hopped
-away to feed on the clover. At that moment I rushed in, occupied
-the "home base," yelled to Turk and then danced with delight at the
-combat between the spunky woodchuck and the dog. They were about the
-same size, but science and civilization won the day. I did not reflect
-then that it would have been more in the interest of civilization if
-the woodchuck had killed the dog. I do not know why it is that boys
-so like to hunt and kill animals; but the excuse that I gave in this
-case for the murder was, that the woodchuck ate the clover and trod it
-down; and, in fact, was a woodchuck. It was not till long after that
-I learned with surprise that he is a rodent mammal, of the species
-_Arctomys monax_, is called at the West a ground-hog, and is eaten by
-people of color with great relish.
-
-[Illustration: WATCHING FOR SUNSET]
-
-But I have forgotten my beautiful fox. Jacko continued to deport
-himself well until the young chickens came; he was actually cured of
-the fox vice of chicken-stealing. He used to go with me about the
-coops, pricking up his ears in an intelligent manner, and with a
-demure eye and the most virtuous droop of the tail. Charming fox!
-If he had held out a little while longer, I should have put him into
-a Sunday-school book. But I began to miss chickens. They disappeared
-mysteriously in the night. I would not suspect Jacko at first, for he
-looked so honest, and in the daytime he seemed to be as much interested
-in the chickens as I was. But one morning, when I went to call him,
-I found feathers at the entrance of his hole,—chicken feathers. He
-couldn't deny it. He was a thief. His fox nature had come out under
-severe temptation. And he died an unnatural death. He had a thousand
-virtues and one crime. But that crime struck at the foundation of
-society. He deceived and stole; he was a liar and a thief, and no
-pretty ways could hide the fact. His intelligent, bright face couldn't
-save him. If he had been honest, he might have grown up to be a large,
-ornamental fox.
-
-
-
-
-V
-
-THE BOY'S SUNDAY
-
-
-Sunday in the New England hill towns used to begin Saturday night
-at sundown; and the sun is lost to sight behind the hills there
-before it has set by the almanac. I remember that we used to go by
-the almanac Saturday night and by the visible disappearance Sunday
-night. On Saturday night we very slowly yielded to the influences of
-the holy time, which were settling down upon us, and submitted to
-the ablutions which were as inevitable as Sunday; but when the sun
-(and it never moved so slow) slid behind the hills Sunday night, the
-effect upon the watching boy was like a shock from a galvanic battery;
-something flashed through all his limbs and set them in motion, and
-no "play" ever seemed so sweet to him as that between sundown and
-dark Sunday night. This, however, was on the supposition that he
-had conscientiously kept Sunday, and had not gone in swimming and
-got drowned. This keeping of Saturday night instead of Sunday night
-we did not very well understand; but it seemed, on the whole, a good
-thing that we should rest Saturday night when we were tired, and play
-Sunday night when we were rested. I supposed, however, that it was
-an arrangement made to suit the big boys who wanted to go "courting"
-Sunday night. Certainly they were not to be blamed, for Sunday was the
-day when pretty girls were most fascinating, and I have never since
-seen any so lovely as those who used to sit in the gallery and in the
-singers' seats in the bare old meeting-houses.
-
-Sunday to the country farmer-boy was hardly the relief that it was to
-the other members of the family; for the same chores must be done that
-day as on others, and he could not divert his mind with whistling,
-hand-springs, or sending the dog into the river after sticks. He had to
-submit, in the first place, to the restraint of shoes and stockings.
-He read in the Old Testament that when Moses came to holy ground he
-put off his shoes; but the boy was obliged to put his on, upon the
-holy day, not only to go to meeting, but while he sat at home. Only
-the emancipated country-boy, who is as agile on his bare feet as a
-young kid, and rejoices in the pressure of the warm soft earth, knows
-what a hardship it is to tie on stiff shoes. The monks who put peas in
-their shoes as a penance do not suffer more than the country-boy in his
-penitential Sunday shoes. I recall the celerity with which he used to
-kick them off at sundown.
-
-Sunday morning was not an idle one for the farmer-boy. He must rise
-tolerably early, for the cows were to be milked and driven to pasture;
-family prayers were a little longer than on other days; there were the
-Sunday-school verses to be re-learned, for they did not stay in mind
-over night; perhaps the wagon was to be greased before the neighbors
-began to drive by; and the horse was to be caught out of the pasture,
-ridden home bareback, and harnessed.
-
-[Illustration: RIDING BAREBACK]
-
-This catching the horse, perhaps two of them, was very good fun
-usually, and would have broken the Sunday if the horse had not been
-wanted for taking the family to meeting. It was so peaceful and still
-in the pasture on Sunday morning; but the horses were never so playful,
-the colts never so frisky. Round and round the lot the boy went,
-calling, in an entreating Sunday voice, "Jock, jock, jock, jock," and
-shaking his salt-dish, while the horses, with heads erect, and shaking
-tails and flashing heels, dashed from corner to corner, and gave the
-boy a pretty good race before he could coax the nose of one of them
-into his dish. The boy got angry, and came very near saying "dum it,"
-but he rather enjoyed the fun, after all.
-
-The boy remembers how his mother's anxiety was divided between the set
-of his turn-over collar, the parting of his hair, and his memory of
-the Sunday-school verses; and what a wild confusion there was through
-the house in getting off for meeting, and how he was kept running
-hither and thither, to get the hymn-book, or a palm-leaf fan, or the
-best whip, or to pick from the Sunday part of the garden the bunch
-of caraway seed. Already the deacon's mare, with a wagon load of the
-deacon's folks, had gone shambling past, head and tail drooping, clumsy
-hoofs kicking up clouds of dust, while the good deacon sat jerking the
-reins in an automatic way, and the "women-folks" patiently saw the dust
-settle upon their best summer finery. Wagon after wagon went along
-the sandy road, and when our boy's family started, they became part
-of a long procession, which sent up a mile of dust and a pungent if
-not pious smell of buffalo-robes. There were fiery horses in the train
-which had to be held in, for it was neither etiquette nor decent to
-pass anybody on Sunday. It was a great delight to the farmer-boy to see
-all this procession of horses, and to exchange sly winks with the other
-boys, who leaned over the wagon-seats for that purpose. Occasionally
-a boy rode behind, with his back to the family, and his pantomime was
-always something wonderful to see, and was considered very daring and
-wicked.
-
-The meeting-house which our boy remembers was a high, square building,
-without a steeple. Within, it had a lofty pulpit, with doors underneath
-and closets where sacred things were kept, and where the tithing-men
-were supposed to imprison bad boys. The pews were square, with seats
-facing each other, those on one side low for the children, and all
-with hinges, so that they could be raised when the congregation stood
-up for prayers and leaned over the backs of the pews, as horses meet
-each other across a pasture fence. After prayers these seats used to
-be slammed down with a long-continued clatter, which seemed to the
-boys about the best part of the exercises. The galleries were very
-high, and the singers' seats, where the pretty girls sat, were the most
-conspicuous of all. To sit in the gallery, away from the family, was a
-privilege not often granted to the boy. The tithing-man, who carried
-a long rod and kept order in the house, and outdoors at noontime, sat
-in the gallery, and visited any boy who whispered or found curious
-passages in the Bible and showed them to another boy. It was an
-awful moment when the bushy-headed tithing-man approached a boy in
-sermon-time. The eyes of the whole congregation were on him, and he
-could feel the guilt ooze out of his burning face.
-
-At noon was Sunday-school, and after that, before the afternoon
-service, in summer, the boys had a little time to eat their luncheon
-together at the watering-trough, where some of the elders were likely
-to be gathered, talking very solemnly about cattle; or they went over
-to a neighboring barn to see the calves; or they slipped off down
-the roadside to a place where they could dig sassafras or the root
-of the sweet flag,—roots very fragrant in the mind of many a boy
-with religious associations to this day. There was often an odor of
-sassafras in the afternoon service. It used to stand in my mind as a
-substitute for the Old Testament incense of the Jews. Something in the
-same way the big bass-viol in the choir took the place of "David's harp
-of solemn sound."
-
-[Illustration: TURNING THE GRINDSTONE]
-
-The going home from meeting was more cheerful and lively than the
-coming to it. There was all the bustle of getting the horses out of the
-sheds and bringing them round to the meeting-house steps. At noon the
-boys sometimes sat in the wagons and swung the whips without cracking
-them: now it was permitted to give them a little snap in order to bring
-the horses up in good style; and the boy was rather proud of the horse
-if it pranced a little while the timid "women-folks" were trying to get
-in. The boy had an eye for whatever life and stir there was in a New
-England Sunday. He liked to drive home fast. The old house and the farm
-looked pleasant to him. There was an extra dinner when they reached
-home, and a cheerful consciousness of duty performed made it a pleasant
-dinner. Long before sundown the Sunday-school book had been read, and
-the boy sat waiting in the house with great impatience the signal that
-the "day of rest" was over. A boy may not be very wicked, and yet not
-see the need of "rest." Neither his idea of rest nor work is that of
-older farmers.
-
-
-
-
-VI
-
-THE GRINDSTONE OF LIFE
-
-
-If there is one thing more than another that hardens the lot of the
-farmer-boy it is the grindstone. Turning grindstones to grind scythes
-is one of those heroic but unobtrusive occupations for which one gets
-no credit. It is a hopeless kind of task, and, however faithfully the
-crank is turned, it is one that brings little reputation. There is a
-great deal of poetry about haying—I mean for those not engaged in it.
-One likes to hear the whetting of the scythes on a fresh morning and
-the response of the noisy bobolink, who always sits upon the fence
-and superintends the cutting of the dew-laden grass. There is a sort
-of music in the "swish" and a rhythm in the swing of the scythes in
-concert. The boy has not much time to attend to it, for it is lively
-business "spreading" after half a dozen men who have only to walk
-along and lay the grass low, while the boy has the whole hayfield on
-his hands. He has little time for the poetry of haying, as he struggles
-along, filling the air with the wet mass which he shakes over his head,
-and picking his way with short legs and bare feet amid the short and
-freshly cut stubble.
-
-But if the scythes cut well and swing merrily it is due to the boy
-who turned the grindstone. Oh, it was nothing to do, just turn the
-grindstone a few minutes for this and that one before breakfast; any
-"hired man" was authorized to order the boy to turn the grindstone.
-How they did bear on, those great strapping fellows! Turn, turn, turn,
-what a weary go it was. For my part, I used to like a grindstone that
-"wabbled" a good deal on its axis, for when I turned it fast, it put
-the grinder on a lively lookout for cutting his hands, and entirely
-satisfied his desire that I should "turn faster." It was some sport to
-make the water fly and wet the grinder, suddenly starting up quickly
-and surprising him when I was turning very slowly. I used to wish
-sometimes that I could turn fast enough to make the stone fly into a
-dozen pieces. Steady turning is what the grinders like, and any boy who
-turns steadily, so as to give an even motion to the stone, will be much
-praised, and will be in demand. I advise any boy who desires to do this
-sort of work to turn steadily. If he does it by jerks and in a fitful
-manner, the "hired men" will be very apt to dispense with his services
-and turn the grindstone for each other.
-
-This is one of the most disagreeable tasks of the boy farmer, and,
-hard as it is, I do not know why it is supposed to belong especially
-to childhood. But it is, and one of the certain marks that second
-childhood has come to a man on a farm is that he is asked to turn
-the grindstone as if he were a boy again. When the old man is good
-for nothing else, when he can neither mow nor pitch, and scarcely
-"rake after," he can turn grindstone, and it is in this way that he
-renews his youth. "Ain't you ashamed to have your granther turn the
-grindstone?" asks the hired man of the boy. So the boy takes hold and
-turns himself, till his little back aches. When he gets older he
-wishes he had replied, "Ain't you ashamed to make either an old man or
-a little boy do such hard grinding work?"
-
-Doing the regular work of this world is not much, the boy thinks, but
-the wearisome part is the waiting on the people who do the work. And
-the boy is not far wrong. This is what women and boys have to do on a
-farm,—wait upon everybody who "works." The trouble with the boy's life
-is that he has no time that he can call his own. He is, like a barrel
-of beer, always on draught. The men-folks, having worked in the regular
-hours, lie down and rest, stretch themselves idly in the shade at noon,
-or lounge about after supper. Then the boy, who has done nothing all
-day but turn grindstone, and spread hay, and rake after, and run his
-little legs off at everybody's beck and call, is sent on some errand or
-some household chore, in order that time shall not hang heavy on his
-hands. The boy comes nearer to perpetual motion than anything else in
-nature, only it is not altogether a voluntary motion. The time that
-the farm-boy gets for his own is usually at the end of a stent. We used
-to be given a certain piece of corn to hoe, or a certain quantity of
-corn to husk in so many days. If we finished the task before the time
-set, we had the remainder to ourselves. In my day it used to take very
-sharp work to gain anything, but we were always anxious to take the
-chance. I think we enjoyed the holiday in anticipation quite as much
-as we did when we had won it. Unless it was training-day, or Fourth
-of July, or the circus was coming, it was a little difficult to find
-anything big enough to fill our anticipations of the fun we would have
-in the day or the two or three days we had earned. We did not want to
-waste the time on any common thing. Even going fishing in one of the
-wild mountain brooks was hardly up to the mark, for we could sometimes
-do that on a rainy day. Going down to the village store was not very
-exciting, and was on the whole a waste of our precious time. Unless
-we could get out our military company, life was apt to be a little
-blank, even on the holidays for which we had worked so hard. If you
-went to see another boy, he was probably at work in the hayfield or
-the potato-patch, and his father looked at you askance. You sometimes
-took hold and helped him, so that he could go and play with you; but
-it was usually time to go for the cows before the task was done. There
-has been a change, but the amusements of a boy in the country were
-few then. Snaring "suckers" out of the deep meadow brook used to be
-about as good as any that I had. The North American sucker is not an
-engaging animal in all respects; his body is comely enough, but his
-mouth is puckered up like that of a purse. The mouth is not formed for
-the gentle angle-worm nor the delusive fly of the fishermen. It is
-necessary therefore to snare the fish if you want him. In the sunny
-days he lies in the deep pools, by some big stone or near the bank,
-poising himself quite still, or only stirring his fins a little now
-and then, as an elephant moves his ears. He will lie so for hours,—or
-rather float,—in perfect idleness and apparent bliss.
-
-The boy who also has a holiday, but cannot keep still, comes along
-and peeps over the bank. "Golly, ain't he a big one!" Perhaps he is
-eighteen inches long, and weighs two or three pounds. He lies there
-among his friends, little fish and big ones, quite a school of them,
-perhaps a district school, that only keeps in warm days in the summer.
-The pupils seem to have little to learn, except to balance themselves
-and to turn gracefully with a flirt of the tail. Not much is taught
-but "deportment," and some of the old suckers are perfect Turveydrops
-in that. The boy is armed with a pole and a stout line, and on the end
-of it a brass wire bent into a hoop, which is a slipnoose, and slides
-together when anything is caught in it. The boy approaches the bank
-and looks over. There he lies, calm as a whale. The boy devours him
-with his eyes. He is almost too much excited to drop the snare into
-the water without making a noise. A puff of wind comes and ruffles the
-surface, so that he cannot see the fish. It is calm again, and there
-he still is, moving his fins in peaceful security. The boy lowers his
-snare behind the fish and slips it along. He intends to get it around
-him just back of the gills and then elevate him with a sudden jerk. It
-is a delicate operation, for the snare will turn a little, and if it
-hits the fish he is off. However, it goes well, the wire is almost in
-place, when suddenly the fish, as if he had a warning in a dream, for
-he appears to see nothing, moves his tail just a little, glides out
-of the loop, and, with no seeming appearance of frustrating any one's
-plans, lounges over to the other side of the pool; and there he reposes
-just as if he was not spoiling the boy's holiday.
-
-[Illustration: SNARING SUCKERS]
-
-This slight change of base on the part of the fish requires the boy to
-reorganize his whole campaign, get a new position on the bank, a new
-line of approach, and patiently wait for the wind and sun before he can
-lower his line. This time, cunning and patience are rewarded. The hoop
-encircles the unsuspecting fish. The boy's eyes almost start from his
-head as he gives a tremendous jerk, and feels by the dead-weight that
-he has got him fast. Out he comes, up he goes in the air, and the boy
-runs to look at him. In this transaction, however, no one can be more
-surprised than the sucker.
-
-
-
-
-VII
-
-FICTION AND SENTIMENT
-
-
-The boy farmer does not appreciate school vacations as highly as
-his city cousin. When school keeps he has only to "do chores and go
-to school,"—but between terms there are a thousand things on the
-farm that have been left for the boy to do. Picking up stones in the
-pastures and piling them in heaps used to be one of them. Some lots
-appeared to grow stones, or else the sun every year drew them to the
-surface, as it coaxes the round cantelopes out of the soft garden soil;
-it is certain that there were fields that always gave the boys this
-sort of fall work. And very lively work it was on frosty mornings for
-the barefooted boys, who were continually turning up the larger stones
-in order to stand for a moment in the warm place that had been covered
-from the frost. A boy can stand on one leg as well as a Holland stork;
-and the boy who found a warm spot for the sole of his foot was likely
-to stand in it until the words, "Come, stir your stumps," broke in
-discordantly upon his meditations. For the boy is very much given to
-meditations. If he had his way he would do nothing in a hurry; he likes
-to stop and think about things, and enjoy his work as he goes along. He
-picks up potatoes as if each one was a lump of gold just turned out of
-the dirt, and requiring careful examination.
-
-[Illustration: PICKING UP POTATOES]
-
-Although the country boy feels a little joy when school breaks up (as
-he does when anything breaks up, or any change takes place), since he
-is released from the discipline and restraint of it, yet the school
-is his opening into the world,—his romance. Its opportunities for
-enjoyment are numberless. He does not exactly know what he is set at
-books for; he takes spelling rather as an exercise for his lungs,
-standing up and shouting out the words with entire recklessness of
-consequences; he grapples doggedly with arithmetic and geography as
-something that must be cleared out of his way before recess, but
-not at all with the zest he would dig a woodchuck out of his hole. But
-recess! Was ever any enjoyment so keen as that with which a boy rushes
-out of the school-house door for the ten minutes of recess? He is
-like to burst with animal spirits; he runs like a deer; he can nearly
-fly; and he throws himself into play with entire self-forgetfulness,
-and an energy that would overturn the world if his strength were
-proportioned to it. For ten minutes the world is absolutely his;
-the weights are taken off, restraints are loosed, and he is his own
-master for that brief time,—as he never again will be if he lives
-to be as old as the king of Thule, and nobody knows how old he was.
-And there is the nooning, a solid hour, in which vast projects can be
-carried out which have been slyly matured during the school-hours;
-expeditions are undertaken, wars are begun between the Indians on one
-side and the settlers on the other, the military company is drilled
-(without uniforms or arms), or games are carried on which involve
-miles of running, and an expenditure of wind sufficient to spell the
-spelling-book through at the highest pitch.
-
-[Illustration: LEAP FROG AT RECESS]
-
-Friendships are formed, too, which are fervent if not enduring, and
-enmities contracted which are frequently "taken out" on the spot,
-after a rough fashion boys have of settling as they go along; cases
-of long credit, either in words or trade, are not frequent with boys;
-boot on jack-knives must be paid on the nail; and it is considered
-much more honorable to out with a personal grievance at once, even if
-the explanation is made with the fists, than to pretend fair, and then
-take a sneaking revenge on some concealed opportunity. The country
-boy at the district school is introduced into a wider world than he
-knew at home, in many ways. Some big boy brings to school a copy of
-the Arabian Nights, a dog-eared copy, with cover, title-page, and the
-last leaves missing, which is passed around, and slyly read under the
-desk, and perhaps comes to the little boy whose parents disapprove
-of novel-reading, and have no work of fiction in the house except a
-pious fraud called "Six Months in a Convent," and the latest comic
-almanac. The boy's eyes dilate as he steals some of the treasures out
-of the wondrous pages, and he longs to lose himself in the land of
-enchantment open before him. He tells at home that he has seen the most
-wonderful book that ever was, and a big boy has promised to lend it to
-him. "Is it a true book, John?" asks the grandmother; "because if it
-isn't true, it is the worst thing that a boy can read." (This happened
-years ago.) John cannot answer as to the truth of the book, and so does
-not bring it home; but he borrows it, nevertheless, and conceals it in
-the barn, and lying in the hay-mow is lost in its enchantments many an
-odd hour when he is supposed to be doing chores. There were no chores
-in the Arabian Nights; the boy there had but to rub the ring and summon
-a genius, who would feed the calves and pick up chips and bring in wood
-in a minute. It was through this emblazoned portal that the boy walked
-into the world of books, which he soon found was larger than his own,
-and filled with people he longed to know.
-
-And the farmer-boy is not without his sentiment and his secrets, though
-he has never been at a children's party in his life, and, in fact,
-never has heard that children go into society when they are seven, and
-give regular wine-parties when they reach the ripe age of nine. But one
-of his regrets at having the summer school close is dimly connected
-with a little girl, whom he does not care much for,—would a great deal
-rather play with a boy than with her at recess,—but whom he will not
-see again for some time,—a sweet little thing, who is very friendly
-with John, and with whom he has been known to exchange bits of candy
-wrapped up in paper, and for whom he cut in two his lead-pencil, and
-gave her half. At the last day of school she goes part way with John,
-and then he turns and goes a longer distance towards her home, so that
-it is late when he reaches his own. Is he late? He didn't know he was
-late, he came straight home when school was dismissed, only going a
-little way home with Alice Linton to help her carry her books. In a box
-in his chamber, which he has lately put a padlock on, among fish-hooks
-and lines and bait-boxes, odd pieces of brass, twine, early sweet
-apples, popcorn, beech-nuts, and other articles of value, are some
-little billets-doux, fancifully folded, three-cornered or otherwise,
-and written, I will warrant, in red or beautifully blue ink. These
-little notes are parting gifts at the close of school, and John, no
-doubt, gave his own in exchange for them, though the writing was an
-immense labor, and the folding was a secret bought of another boy for a
-big piece of sweet flag-root baked in sugar, a delicacy which John used
-to carry in his pantaloons pocket until his pocket was in such a state
-that putting his fingers into them was about as good as dipping them
-into the sugar-bowl at home. Each precious note contained a lock or
-curl of girl's hair,—a rare collection of all colors, after John had
-been in school many terms, and had passed through a great many parting
-scenes,—black, brown, red, tow-color, and some that looked like spun
-gold and felt like silk. The sentiment contained in the notes was that
-which was common in the school, and expressed a melancholy foreboding
-of early death, and a touching desire to leave hair enough this side
-the grave to constitute a sort of strand of remembrance. With little
-variation, the poetry that made the hair precious was in the words,
-and, as a Cockney would say, set to the hair, following:—
-
-
- "This lock of hair,
- Which I did wear,
- Was taken from my head;
- When this you see,
- Remember me,
- Long after I am dead."
-
-John liked to read these verses, which always made a new and fresh
-impression with each lock of hair, and he was not critical; they were
-for him vehicles of true sentiment, and indeed they were what he used
-when he inclosed a clip of his own sandy hair to a friend. And it did
-not occur to him until he was a great deal older and less innocent to
-smile at them. John felt that he would sacredly keep every lock of hair
-intrusted to him, though death should come on the wings of cholera and
-take away every one of these sad, red-ink correspondents. When John's
-big brother one day caught sight of these treasures, and brutally told
-him that he "had hair enough to stuff a horse-collar," John was so
-outraged and shocked, as he should have been, at this rude invasion
-of his heart, this coarse suggestion, this profanation of his most
-delicate feeling, that he was only kept from crying by the resolution
-to "lick" his brother as soon as ever he got big enough.
-
-
-
-
-VIII
-
-THE COMING OF THANKSGIVING
-
-
-One of the best things in farming is gathering the chestnuts,
-hickory-nuts, butternuts, and even beech-nuts, in the late fall,
-after the frosts have cracked the husks and the high winds have
-shaken them, and the colored leaves have strewn the ground. On a
-bright October day, when the air is full of golden sunshine, there is
-nothing quite so exhilarating as going nutting. Nor is the pleasure of
-it altogether destroyed for the boy by the consideration that he is
-making himself useful in obtaining supplies for the winter household.
-The getting-in of potatoes and corn is a different thing; that is the
-prose, but nutting is the poetry, of farm life. I am not sure but the
-boy would find it very irksome, though, if he were obliged to work at
-nut-gathering in order to procure food for the family. He is willing
-to make himself useful in his own way. The Italian boy, who works day
-after day at a huge pile of pine-cones, pounding and cracking them and
-taking out the long seeds, which are sold and eaten as we eat nuts (and
-which are almost as good as pumpkin-seeds, another favorite with the
-Italians), probably does not see the fun of nutting. Indeed, if the
-farmer-boy here were set at pounding off the walnut-shucks and opening
-the prickly chestnut-burs as a task, he would think himself an ill-used
-boy. What a hardship the prickles in his fingers would be! But now he
-digs them out with his jack-knife, and he enjoys the process, on the
-whole. The boy is willing to do any amount of work if it is called play.
-
-In nutting, the squirrel is not more nimble and industrious than the
-boy. I like to see a crowd of boys swarm over a chestnut-grove; they
-leave a desert behind them like the seventeen-years locusts. To climb
-a tree and shake it, to club it, to strip it of its fruit and pass
-to the next, is the sport of a brief time. I have seen a legion of
-boys scamper over our grassplot under the chestnut-trees, each one
-as active as if he were a new patent picking-machine, sweeping the
-ground clean of nuts, and disappear over the hill before I could go to
-the door and speak to them about it. Indeed, I have noticed that boys
-don't care much for conversation with the owners of fruit-trees. They
-could speedily make their fortunes if they would work as rapidly in
-cotton-fields. I have never seen anything like it except a flock of
-turkeys removing the grasshoppers from a piece of pasture.
-
-[Illustration: POUNDING OFF SHUCKS]
-
-Perhaps it is not generally known that we get the idea of some of
-our best military manoeuvres from the turkey. The deploying of the
-skirmish-line in advance of an army is one of them. The drum-major
-of our holiday militia companies is copied exactly from the turkey
-gobbler; he has the same splendid appearance, the same proud step,
-and the same martial aspect. The gobbler does not lead his forces
-in the field, but goes behind them, like the colonel of a regiment,
-so that he can see every part of the line and direct its movements.
-This resemblance is one of the most singular things in natural
-history. I like to watch the gobbler manoeuvring his forces in a
-grasshopper-field. He throws out his company of two dozen turkeys in a
-crescent-shaped skirmish-line, the number disposed at equal distances,
-while he walks majestically in the rear. They advance rapidly, picking
-right and left, with military precision, killing the foe and disposing
-of the dead bodies with the same peck. Nobody has yet discovered how
-many grasshoppers a turkey will hold; but he is very much like a boy at
-a Thanksgiving dinner,—he keeps on eating as long as the supplies last.
-
-The gobbler, in one of these raids, does not condescend to grab a
-single grasshopper,—at least, not while anybody is watching him. But I
-suppose he makes up for it when his dignity cannot be injured by having
-spectators of his voracity; perhaps he falls upon the grasshoppers when
-they are driven into a corner of the field. But he is only fattening
-himself for destruction; like all greedy persons, he comes to a bad
-end. And if the turkeys had any Sunday-school, they would be taught
-this.
-
-The New England boy used to look forward to Thanksgiving as the great
-event of the year. He was apt to get stents set him,—so much corn to
-husk, for instance, before that day, so that he could have an extra
-play-spell; and in order to gain a day or two, he would work at his
-task with the rapidity of half a dozen boys. He had the day after
-Thanksgiving always as a holiday, and this was the day he counted on.
-Thanksgiving itself was rather an awful festival,—very much like
-Sunday, except for the enormous dinner, which filled his imagination
-for months before as completely as it did his stomach for that day and
-a week after. There was an impression in the house that that dinner
-was the most important event since the landing from the Mayflower.
-Heliogabalus, who did not resemble a Pilgrim Father at all, but who
-had prepared for himself in his day some very sumptuous banquets in
-Rome, and ate a great deal of the best he could get (and liked peacocks
-stuffed with asafoetida, for one thing), never had anything like
-a Thanksgiving dinner; for do you suppose that he, or Sardanapalus
-either, ever had twenty-four different kinds of pie at one dinner?
-Therein many a New England boy is greater than the Roman emperor or the
-Assyrian king, and these were among the most luxurious eaters of their
-day and generation. But something more is necessary to make good men
-than plenty to eat, as Heliogabalus no doubt found when his head was
-cut off. Cutting off the head was a mode the people had of expressing
-disapproval of their conspicuous men. Nowadays they elect them to a
-higher office, or give them a mission to some foreign country, if they
-do not do well where they are.
-
-For days and days before Thanksgiving the boy was kept at work
-evenings, pounding and paring and cutting up and mixing (not being
-allowed to taste much), until the world seemed to him to be made of
-fragrant spices, green fruit, raisins, and pastry,—a world that he
-was only yet allowed to enjoy through his nose. How filled the house
-was with the most delicious smells! The mince-pies that were made!
-If John had been shut in solid walls with them piled about him, he
-couldn't have eaten his way out in four weeks. There were dainties
-enough cooked in those two weeks to have made the entire year luscious
-with good living, if they had been scattered along in it. But people
-were probably all the better for scrimping themselves a little in order
-to make this a great feast. And it was not by any means over in a day.
-There were weeks deep of chicken-pie and other pastry. The cold buttery
-was a cave of Aladdin, and it took a long time to excavate all its
-riches.
-
-Thanksgiving Day itself was a heavy day, the hilarity of it being
-so subdued by going to meeting, and the universal wearing of the
-Sunday clothes, that the boy couldn't see it. But if he felt
-little exhilaration, he ate a great deal. The next day was the
-real holiday. Then were the merry-making parties, and perhaps the
-skatings and sleighrides, for the freezing weather came before the
-governor's proclamation in many parts of New England. The night after
-Thanksgiving occurred, perhaps, the first real party that the boy had
-ever attended, with live girls in it, dressed so bewitchingly. And
-there he heard those philandering songs, and played those sweet games
-of forfeits, which put him quite beside himself, and kept him awake
-that night till the rooster crowed at the end of his first chicken-nap.
-What a new world did that party open to him! I think it likely that
-he saw there, and probably did not dare say ten words to, some tall,
-graceful girl, much older than himself, who seemed to him like a new
-order of being. He could see her face just as plainly in the darkness
-of his chamber. He wondered if she noticed how awkward he was, and how
-short his trousers-legs were. He blushed as he thought of his rather
-ill-fitting shoes; and determined, then and there, that he wouldn't
-be put off with a ribbon any longer, but would have a young man's
-necktie. It was somewhat painful thinking the party over, but it was
-delicious too. He did not think, probably, that he would die for that
-tall, handsome girl; he did not put it exactly in that way. But he
-rather resolved to live for her,—which might in the end amount to the
-same thing. At least, he thought that nobody would live to speak twice
-disrespectfully of her in his presence.
-
-
-
-
-IX
-
-THE SEASON OF PUMPKIN-PIE
-
-
-What John said was, that he didn't care much for pumpkin-pie; but that
-was after he had eaten a whole one. It seemed to him then that mince
-would be better.
-
-The feeling of a boy towards pumpkin-pie has never been properly
-considered. There is an air of festivity about its approach in the
-fall. The boy is willing to help pare and cut up the pumpkin, and
-he watches with the greatest interest the stirring-up process and
-the pouring into the scalloped crust. When the sweet savor of the
-baking reaches his nostrils, he is filled with the most delightful
-anticipations. Why should he not be? He knows that for months to come
-the buttery will contain golden treasures, and that it will require
-only a slight ingenuity to get at them.
-
-The fact is, that the boy is as good in the buttery as in any part
-of farming. His elders say that the boy is always hungry; but that is
-a very coarse way to put it. He has only recently come into a world
-that is full of good things to eat, and there is on the whole a very
-short time in which to eat them; at least he is told, among the first
-information he receives, that life is short. Life being brief, and pie
-and the like fleeting, he very soon decides upon an active campaign. It
-may be an old story to people who have been eating for forty or fifty
-years, but it is different with a beginner. He takes the thick and thin
-as it comes, as to pie, for instance. Some people do make them very
-thin. I knew a place where they were not thicker than the poor man's
-plaster; they were spread so thin upon the crust that they were better
-fitted to draw out hunger than to satisfy it. They used to be made up
-by the great oven-full and kept in the dry cellar, where they hardened
-and dried to a toughness you would hardly believe. This was a long time
-ago, and they make the pumpkin-pie in the country better now, or the
-race of boys would have been so discouraged that I think they would
-have stopped coming into the world.
-
-The truth is, that boys have always been so plenty that they are
-not half appreciated. We have shown that a farm could not get along
-without them, and yet their rights are seldom recognized. One of the
-most amusing things is their effort to acquire personal property. The
-boy has the care of the calves; they always need feeding or shutting
-up or letting out; when the boy wants to play, there are those calves
-to be looked after,—until he gets to hate the name of calf. But in
-consideration of his faithfulness, two of them are given to him. There
-is no doubt that they are his; he has the entire charge of them. When
-they get to be steers, he spends all his holidays in breaking them in
-to a yoke. He gets them so broken in that they will run like a pair
-of deer all over the farm, turning the yoke, and kicking their heels,
-while he follows in full chase, shouting the ox language till he is
-red in the face. When the steers grow up to be cattle, a drover one
-day comes along and takes them away, and the boy is told that he can
-have another pair of calves; and so, with undiminished faith, he goes
-back and begins over again to make his fortune. He owns lambs and young
-colts in the same way, and makes just as much out of them.
-
-There are ways in which the farmer-boy can earn money, as by gathering
-the early chestnuts and taking them to the Corner store, or by finding
-turkeys' eggs and selling them to his mother; and another way is to
-go without butter at the table,—but the money thus made is for the
-heathen. John read in Dr. Livingstone that some of the tribes in
-Central Africa (which is represented by a blank spot in the atlas) use
-the butter to grease their hair, putting on pounds of it at a time;
-and he said he had rather eat his butter than have it put to that use,
-especially as it melted away so fast in that hot climate.
-
-Of course it was explained to John that the missionaries do not
-actually carry butter to Africa, and that they must usually go without
-it themselves there, it being almost impossible to make it good from
-the milk in the cocoanuts. And it was further explained to him that,
-even if the heathen never received his butter or the money for it, it
-was an excellent thing for a boy to cultivate the habit of self-denial
-and of benevolence, and if the heathen never heard of him he would be
-blessed for his generosity. This was all true.
-
-But John said that he was tired of supporting the heathen out of his
-butter, and he wished the rest of the family would also stop eating
-butter and save the money for missions; and he wanted to know where the
-other members of the family got their money to send to the heathen; and
-his mother said that he was about half right, and that self-denial was
-just as good for grown people as it was for little boys and girls.
-
-The boy is not always slow to take what he considers his rights.
-Speaking of those thin pumpkin-pies kept in the cellar cupboard, I used
-to know a boy who afterwards grew to be a selectman, and brushed his
-hair straight up like General Jackson, and went to the legislature,
-where he always voted against every measure that was proposed, in the
-most honest manner, and got the reputation of being the "watch-dog of
-the treasury." Rats in the cellar were nothing to be compared to this
-boy for destructiveness in pies. He used to go down, whenever he could
-make an excuse, to get apples for the family, or draw a mug of cider
-for his dear old grandfather (who was a famous story-teller about the
-Revolutionary War, and would no doubt have been wounded in battle if
-he had not been as prudent as he was patriotic), and come up stairs
-with a tallow candle in one hand and the apples or cider in the other,
-looking as innocent and as unconscious as if he had never done anything
-in his life except deny himself butter for the sake of the heathen.
-And yet this boy would have buttoned under his jacket an entire round
-pumpkin-pie. And the pie was so well made and so dry that it was not
-injured in the least, and it never hurt the boy's clothes a bit more
-than if it had been inside of him instead of outside; and this boy
-would retire to a secluded place and eat it with another boy, being
-never suspected, because he was not in the cellar long enough to eat a
-pie, and he never appeared to have one about him. But he did something
-worse than this. When his mother saw that pie after pie departed, she
-told the family that she suspected the hired man; and the boy never
-said a word, which was the meanest kind of lying. That hired man was
-probably regarded with suspicion by the family to the end of his days,
-and if he had been accused of robbing they would have believed him
-guilty.
-
-I shouldn't wonder if that selectman occasionally has remorse now about
-that pie; dreams, perhaps, that it is buttoned up under his jacket and
-sticking to him like a breastplate; that it lies upon his stomach like
-a round and red-hot nightmare, eating into his vitals. Perhaps not. It
-is difficult to say exactly what was the sin of stealing that kind of
-pie, especially if the one who stole it ate it. It could have been used
-for the game of pitching quoits, and a pair of them would have made
-very fair wheels for the dog-cart. And yet it is probably as wrong to
-steal a thin pie as a thick one; and it made no difference because
-it was easy to steal this sort. Easy stealing is no better than easy
-lying, where detection of the lie is difficult. The boy who steals his
-mother's pies has no right to be surprised when some other boy steals
-his watermelons. Stealing is like charity in one respect,—it is apt to
-begin at home.
-
-
-
-
-X
-
-FIRST EXPERIENCE OF THE WORLD
-
-
-If I were forced to be a boy, and a boy in the country,—the best kind
-of boy to be in the summer,—I would be about ten years of age. As soon
-as I got any older, I would quit it. The trouble with a boy is that
-just as he begins to enjoy himself he is too old, and has to be set to
-doing something else. If a country boy were wise he would stay at just
-that age when he could enjoy himself most, and have the least expected
-of him in the way of work.
-
-Of course the perfectly good boy will always prefer to work, and to do
-"chores" for his father and errands for his mother and sisters, rather
-than enjoy himself in his own way. I never saw but one such boy. He
-lived in the town of Goshen,—not the place where the butter is made,
-but a much better Goshen than that. And I never saw _him_, but I heard
-of him; and being about the same age, as I supposed, I was taken once
-from Zoar, where I lived, to Goshen to see him. But he was dead. He had
-been dead almost a year, so that it was impossible to see him. He died
-of the most singular disease: it was from _not_ eating green apples in
-the season of them. This boy, whose name was Solomon, before he died
-would rather split up kindling-wood for his mother than go a-fishing:
-the consequence was, that he was kept at splitting kindling-wood
-and such work most of the time, and grew a better and more useful
-boy day by day. Solomon would not disobey his parents and eat green
-apples,—not even when they were ripe enough to knock off with a
-stick,—but he had such a longing for them that he pined and passed
-away. If he had eaten the green apples he would have died of them,
-probably; so that his example is a difficult one to follow. In fact, a
-boy is a hard subject to get a moral from. All his little playmates who
-ate green apples came to Solomon's funeral, and were very sorry for
-what they had done.
-
-[Illustration: RUNNING ON THE STONE WALL]
-
-John was a very different boy from Solomon, not half so good, nor half
-so dead. He was a farmer's boy, as Solomon was, but he did not take
-so much interest in the farm. If John could have had his way he would
-have discovered a cave full of diamonds, and lots of nail-kegs full of
-gold-pieces and Spanish dollars, with a pretty little girl living in
-the cave, and two beautifully caparisoned horses, upon which, taking
-the jewels and money, they would have ridden off together, he did not
-know where. John had got thus far in his studies, which were apparently
-arithmetic and geography, but were in reality the Arabian Nights, and
-other books of high and mighty adventure. He was a simple country boy,
-and did not know much about the world as it is, but he had one of his
-own imagination, in which he lived a good deal. I dare say he found out
-soon enough what the world is, and he had a lesson or two when he was
-quite young, in two incidents, which I may as well relate.
-
-If you had seen John at this time, you might have thought he was only
-a shabbily dressed country lad, and you never would have guessed what
-beautiful thoughts he sometimes had as he went stubbing his toes along
-the dusty road, nor what a chivalrous little fellow he was. You would
-have seen a short boy, barefooted, with trousers at once too big and
-too short, held up, perhaps, by one suspender only; a checked cotton
-shirt; and a hat of braided palm-leaf, frayed at the edges and bulged
-up in the crown. It is impossible to keep a hat neat if you use it to
-catch bumble-bees and whisk 'em; to bail the water from a leaky boat;
-to catch minnows in; to put over honey-bees' nests; and to transport
-pebbles, strawberries, and hens' eggs. John usually carried a sling
-in his hand, or a bow, or a limber stick sharp at one end, from which
-he could sling apples a great distance. If he walked in the road, he
-walked in the middle of it, shuffling up the dust; or, if he went
-elsewhere, he was likely to be running on the top of the fence or the
-stone-wall, and chasing chipmunks.
-
-John knew the best place to dig sweet-flag in all the farm; it was in a
-meadow by the river, where the bobolinks sang so gayly. He never liked
-to hear the bobolink sing, however, for he said it always reminded
-him of the whetting of a scythe, and _that_ reminded him of spreading
-hay; and if there was anything he hated it was spreading hay after the
-mowers. "I guess you wouldn't like it yourself," said John, "with the
-stubs getting into your feet, and the hot sun, and the men getting
-ahead of you, all you could do."
-
-Towards evening once, John was coming along the road home with some
-stalks of the sweet-flag in his hand; there is a succulent pith in the
-end of the stalk which is very good to eat, tender, and not so strong
-as the root; and John liked to pull it, and carry home what he did
-not eat on the way. As he was walking along he met a carriage, which
-stopped opposite to him; he also stopped and bowed, as country boys
-used to bow in John's day. A lady leaned from the carriage and said,—
-
-"What have you got, little boy?"
-
-She seemed to be the most beautiful woman John had ever seen; with
-light hair, dark, tender eyes, and the sweetest smile. There was that
-in her gracious mien and in her dress which reminded John of the
-beautiful castle ladies, with whom he was well acquainted in books. He
-felt that he knew her at once, and he also seemed to be a sort of young
-prince himself. I fancy he didn't look much like one. But of his own
-appearance he thought not at all, as he replied to the lady's question,
-without the least embarrassment,—
-
-"It's sweet-flag stalk; would you like some?"
-
-"Indeed, I should like to taste it," said the lady, with a most winning
-smile. "I used to be very fond of it when I was a little girl."
-
-John was delighted that the lady should like sweet-flag, and that she
-was pleased to accept it from him. He thought himself that it was about
-the best thing to eat he knew. He handed up a large bunch of it. The
-lady took two or three stalks, and was about to return the rest, when
-John said,—
-
-"Please keep it all, ma'am. I can get lots more. I know where it's ever
-so thick."
-
-"Thank you, thank you," said the lady; and as the carriage started she
-reached out her hand to John. He did not understand the motion, until
-he saw a cent drop in the road at his feet. Instantly all his illusion
-and his pleasure vanished. Something like tears were in his eyes as he
-shouted,—
-
-"I don't want your cent. I don't sell flag!"
-
-John was intensely mortified. "I suppose," he said, "she thought I was
-a sort of beggar-boy. To think of selling flag!"
-
-At any rate, he walked away and left the cent in the road, a humiliated
-boy. The next day he told Jim Gates about it. Jim said he was green not
-to take the money; he'd go and look for it now, if he would tell him
-about where it dropped. And Jim did spend an hour poking about in the
-dirt, but he did not find the cent. Jim, however, had an idea: he said
-he was going to dig sweet-flag, and see if another carriage wouldn't
-come along.
-
-John's next rebuff and knowledge of the world was of another sort.
-He was again walking the road at twilight, when he was overtaken by
-a wagon with one seat, upon which were two pretty girls, and a young
-gentleman sat between them driving. It was a merry party, and John
-could hear them laughing and singing as they approached him. The wagon
-stopped when it overtook him, and one of the sweet-faced girls leaned
-from the seat and said, quite seriously and pleasantly,—
-
-"Little boy, how's your mar?"
-
-John was surprised and puzzled for a moment. He had never seen the
-young lady, but he thought that she perhaps knew his mother; at any
-rate his instinct of politeness made him say,—
-
-"She's pretty well, I thank you."
-
-"Does she know you are out?"
-
-And thereupon all three in the wagon burst into a roar of laughter and
-dashed on.
-
-It flashed upon John in a moment that he had been imposed on, and it
-hurt him dreadfully. His self-respect was injured somehow, and he felt
-as if his lovely, gentle mother had been insulted. He would like to
-have thrown a stone at the wagon, and in a rage he cried,—
-
-"You're a nice"—But he couldn't think of any hard, bitter words quick
-enough.
-
-Probably the young lady, who might have been almost any young lady,
-never knew what a cruel thing she had done.
-
-
-
-
-XI
-
-HOME INVENTIONS
-
-
-The winter season is not all sliding down hill for the farmer-boy by
-any means; yet he contrives to get as much fun out of it as from any
-part of the year. There is a difference in boys: some are always jolly,
-and some go scowling always through life as if they had a stone-bruise
-on each heel. I like a jolly boy.
-
-I used to know one who came round every morning to sell molasses candy,
-offering two sticks for a cent apiece; it was worth fifty cents a day
-to see his cheery face. That boy rose in the world. He is now the owner
-of a large town at the West. To be sure, there are no houses in it
-except his own; but there is a map of it and roads and streets are laid
-out on it, with dwellings and churches and academies and a college and
-an opera-house, and you could scarcely tell it from Springfield or
-Hartford, on paper. He and all his family have the fever and ague, and
-shake worse than the people at Lebanon: but they do not mind it; it
-makes them lively, in fact. Ed May is just as jolly as he used to be.
-He calls his town Mayopolis, and expects to be mayor of it; his wife,
-however, calls the town Maybe.
-
-[Illustration: COASTING]
-
-The farmer-boy likes to have winter come, for one thing, because it
-freezes up the ground so that he can't dig in it; and it is covered
-with snow, so that there is no picking up stones, nor driving the cows
-to pasture. He would have a very easy time if it were not for the
-getting up before daylight to build the fires and do the "chores."
-Nature intended the long winter nights for the farmer-boy to sleep;
-but in my day he was expected to open his sleepy eyes when the cock
-crew, get out of the warm bed and light a candle, struggle into his
-cold pantaloons, and pull on boots in which the thermometer would have
-gone down to zero, rake open the coals on the hearth and start the
-morning fire, and then go to the barn to "fodder." The frost was thick
-on the kitchen windows; the snow was drifted against the door; and
-the journey to the barn, in the pale light of dawn, over the creaking
-snow, was like an exile's trip to Siberia. The boy was not half awake
-when he stumbled into the cold barn, and was greeted by the lowing and
-bleating and neighing of cattle waiting for their breakfast. How their
-breath steamed up from the mangers, and hung in frosty spears from
-their noses! Through the great lofts above the hay, where the swallows
-nested, the winter wind whistled and the snow sifted. Those old barns
-were well ventilated.
-
-I used to spend much valuable time in planning a barn that should be
-tight and warm, with a fire in it if necessary in order to keep the
-temperature somewhere near the freezing point. I couldn't see how the
-cattle could live in a place where a lively boy, full of young blood,
-would freeze to death in a short time if he did not swing his arms and
-slap his hands, and jump about like a goat. I thought I would have a
-sort of perpetual manger that should shake down the hay when it was
-wanted, and a self-acting machine that should cut up the turnips and
-pass them into the mangers, and water always flowing for the cattle
-and horses to drink. With these simple arrangements I could lie in
-bed, and know that the "chores" were doing themselves. It would also
-be necessary, in order that I should not be disturbed, that the crow
-should be taken out of the roosters, but I could think of no process
-to do it. It seems to me that the hen-breeders, if they know as much
-as they say they do, might raise a breed of crowless roosters, for the
-benefit of boys, quiet neighborhoods, and sleepy families.
-
-There was another notion that I had, about kindling the kitchen fire,
-that I never carried out. It was, to have a spring at the head of my
-bed, connecting with a wire, which should run to a torpedo which I
-would plant overnight in the ashes of the fireplace. By touching the
-spring I could explode the torpedo, which would scatter the ashes and
-uncover the live coals, and at the same time shake down the sticks
-of wood which were standing by the side of the ashes in the chimney,
-and the fire would kindle itself. This ingenious plan was frowned on
-by the whole family, who said they did not want to be waked up every
-morning by an explosion. And yet they expected me to wake up without
-an explosion. A boy's plans for making life agreeable are hardly ever
-heeded.
-
-I never knew a boy farmer who was not eager to go to the district
-school in the winter. There is such a chance for learning, that he
-must be a dull boy who does not come out in the spring a fair skater,
-an accurate snowballer, and an accomplished slider downhill, with or
-without a board, on his seat, on his stomach, or on his feet. Take a
-moderate hill, with a foot-slide down it worn to icy smoothness, and a
-"go-round" of boys on it, and there is nothing like it for whittling
-away boot-leather. The boy is the shoemaker's friend. An active lad
-can wear down a pair of cowhide soles in a week so that the ice will
-scrape his toes. Sledding or coasting is also slow fun compared to
-the "bareback" sliding down a steep hill over a hard, glistening
-crust. It is not only dangerous, but it is destructive to jacket and
-pantaloons to a degree to make a tailor laugh. If any other animal wore
-out his skin as fast as a schoolboy wears out his clothes in winter,
-it would need a new one once a month. In a country district-school,
-patches were not by any means a sign of poverty, but of the boy's
-courage and adventurous disposition. Our elders used to threaten to
-dress us in leather and put sheet-iron seats in our trousers. The
-boy _said_ that he wore out his trousers on the hard seats in the
-school-house ciphering hard sums. For that extraordinary statement
-he received two castigations,—one at home, that was mild, and one
-from the schoolmaster, who was careful to lay the rod upon the boy's
-sliding-place, punishing him, as he jocosely called it, on a sliding
-scale, according to the thinness of his pantaloons.
-
-What I liked best at school, however, was the study of history, early
-history, the Indian wars. We studied it mostly at noontime, and we had
-it illustrated as the children nowadays have "object-lessons,"—though
-our object was not so much to have lessons as it was to revive real
-history.
-
-Back of the school-house rose a round hill, upon which tradition said
-had stood in colonial times a block-house, built by the settlers for
-defense against the Indians. For the Indians had the idea that the
-whites were not settled enough, and used to come nights to settle them
-with a tomahawk. It was called Fort Hill. It was very steep on each
-side, and the river ran close by. It was a charming place in summer,
-where one could find laurel, and checkerberries, and sassafras roots,
-and sit in the cool breeze, looking at the mountains across the river,
-and listening to the murmur of the Deerfield. The Methodists built a
-meeting-house there afterwards, but the hill was so slippery in winter
-that the aged could not climb it, and the wind raged so fiercely
-that it blew nearly all the young Methodists away (many of whom were
-afterwards heard of in the West), and finally the meeting-house
-itself came down into the valley and grew a steeple, and enjoyed
-itself ever afterwards. It used to be a notion in New England that a
-meeting-house ought to stand as near heaven as possible.
-
-[Illustration: IN SCHOOL]
-
-The boys at our school divided themselves into two parties; one was the
-Early Settlers and the other the Pequots, the latter the most numerous.
-The Early Settlers built a snow fort on the hill, and a strong fortress
-it was, constructed of snowballs rolled up to a vast size (larger than
-the Cyclopean blocks of stone which form the ancient Etruscan walls
-in Italy), piled one upon another, and the whole cemented by pouring
-on water which froze and made the walls solid. The Pequots helped the
-whites build it. It had a covered way under the snow, through which
-only could it be entered, and it had bastions and towers and openings
-to fire from, and a great many other things for which there are no
-names in military books. And it had a glacis and a ditch outside.
-
-When it was completed, the Early Settlers, leaving the women in the
-school-house, a prey to the Indians, used to retire into it, and await
-the attack of the Pequots. There was only a handful of the garrison,
-while the Indians were many, and also barbarous. It was agreed that
-they should be barbarous. And it was in this light that the great
-question was settled whether a boy might snowball with balls that he
-had soaked over night in water and let freeze. They were as hard as
-cobblestones, and if a boy should be hit in the head by one of them
-he could not tell whether he was a Pequot or an Early Settler. It
-was considered as unfair to use these ice-balls in an open fight, as
-it is to use poisoned ammunition in real war. But as the whites were
-protected by the fort, and the Indians were treacherous by nature, it
-was decided that the latter might use the hard missiles.
-
-The Pequots used to come swarming up the hill, with hideous war-whoops,
-attacking the fort on all sides with great noise and a shower of balls.
-The garrison replied with yells of defiance and well-directed shots,
-hurling back the invaders when they attempted to scale the walls.
-The Settlers had the advantage of position, but they were sometimes
-overpowered by numbers, and would often have had to surrender but for
-the ringing of the school-bell. The Pequots were in great fear of the
-school-bell.
-
-I do not remember that the whites ever hauled down their flag and
-surrendered voluntarily; but once or twice the fort was carried by
-storm and the garrison were massacred to a boy, and thrown out of the
-fortress, having been first scalped. To take a boy's cap was to scalp
-him, and after that he was dead, if he played fair. There were a great
-many hard hits given and taken, but always cheerfully, for it was in
-the cause of our early history. The history of Greece and Rome was
-stuff compared to this. And we had many boys in our school who could
-imitate the Indian war-whoop enough better than they could scan _arma,
-virumque cano_.
-
-
-
-
-XII
-
-THE LONELY FARM-HOUSE
-
-
-The winter evenings of the farmer-boy in New England used not to be so
-gay as to tire him of the pleasures of life before he became of age.
-A remote farm-house, standing a little off the road, banked up with
-sawdust and earth to keep the frost out of the cellar, blockaded with
-snow, and flying a blue flag of smoke from its chimney, looks like
-a besieged fort. On cold and stormy winter nights, to the traveler
-wearily dragging along in his creaking sleigh, the light from its
-windows suggests a house of refuge and the cheer of a blazing fire. But
-it is no less a fort, into which the family retire when the New England
-winter on the hills really sets in.
-
-The boy is an important part of the garrison. He is not only one of the
-best means of communicating with the outer world, but he furnishes
-half the entertainment and takes two thirds of the scolding of the
-family circle. A farm would come to grief without a boy on it, but it
-is impossible to think of a farm-house without a boy in it.
-
-[Illustration: A REMOTE FARM-HOUSE]
-
-"That boy" brings life into the house; his tracks are to be seen
-everywhere, he leaves all the doors open, he hasn't half filled the
-wood-box, he makes noise enough to wake the dead; or he is in a
-brown-study by the fire and cannot be stirred, or he has fastened a
-grip upon some Crusoe book which cannot easily be shaken off. I suppose
-that the farmer-boy's evenings are not now what they used to be; that
-he has more books, and less to do, and is not half so good a boy as
-formerly, when he used to think the almanac was pretty lively reading,
-and the comic almanac, if he could get hold of that, was a supreme
-delight.
-
-Of course he had the evenings to himself after he had done the "chores"
-at the barn, brought in the wood and piled it high in the box, ready to
-be heaped upon the great open fire. It was nearly dark when he came
-from school (with its continuation of snowballing and sliding), and he
-always had an agreeable time stumbling and fumbling around in barn and
-woodhouse in the waning light.
-
-John used to say that he supposed nobody would do his "chores" if he
-did not get home till midnight; and he was never contradicted. Whatever
-happened to him, and whatever length of days or sort of weather was
-produced by the almanac, the cardinal rule was that he should be at
-home before dark.
-
-John used to imagine what people did in the dark ages, and wonder
-sometimes whether he wasn't still in them.
-
-Of course, John had nothing to do all the evening, after his
-"chores,"—except little things. While he drew his chair up to the
-table in order to get the full radiance of the tallow candle on his
-slate or his book, the women of the house also sat by the table
-knitting and sewing. The head of the house sat in his chair, tipped
-back against the chimney; the hired man was in danger of burning his
-boots in the fire. John might be deep in the excitement of a bear
-story, or be hard at writing a "composition" on his greasy slate;
-but, whatever he was doing, he was the only one who could always be
-interrupted. It was he who must snuff the candles, and put on a stick
-of wood, and toast the cheese, and turn the apples, and crack the
-nuts. He knew where the fox-and-geese board was, and he could find the
-twelve-men-Morris. Considering that he was expected to go to bed at
-eight o'clock, one would say that the opportunity for study was not
-great, and that his reading was rather interrupted. There seemed to be
-always something for him to do, even when all the rest of the family
-came as near being idle as is ever possible in a New England household.
-
-No wonder that John was not sleepy at eight o'clock: he had been flying
-about while the others had been yawning before the fire. He would like
-to sit up just to see how much more solemn and stupid it would become
-as the night went on; he wanted to tinker his skates, to mend his sled,
-to finish that chapter. Why should he go away from that bright blaze,
-and the company that sat in its radiance, to the cold and solitude of
-his chamber? Why didn't the people who were sleepy go to bed?
-
-How lonesome the old house was; how cold it was, away from that great
-central fire in the heart of it; how its timbers creaked as if in the
-contracting pinch of the frost; what a rattling there was of windows,
-what a concerted attack upon the clapboards; how the floors squeaked,
-and what gusts from round corners came to snatch the feeble flame of
-the candle from the boy's hand! How he shivered, as he paused at the
-staircase window to look out upon the great fields of snow, upon the
-stripped forest, through which he could hear the wind raving in a kind
-of fury, and up at the black flying clouds, amid which the young moon
-was dashing and driven on like a frail shallop at sea! And his teeth
-chattered more than ever when he got into the icy sheets, and drew
-himself up into a ball in his flannel nightgown, like a fox in his hole.
-
-For a little time he could hear the noises downstairs, and an
-occasional laugh; he could guess that now they were having cider, and
-now apples were going round; and he could feel the wind tugging at the
-house, even sometimes shaking the bed. But this did not last long. He
-soon went away into a country he always delighted to be in; a calm
-place where the wind never blew, and no one dictated the time of going
-to bed to any one else. I like to think of him sleeping there, in such
-rude surroundings, ingenuous, innocent, mischievous, with no thought
-of the buffeting he is to get from a world that has a good many worse
-places for a boy than the hearth of an old farm-house, and the sweet
-though undemonstrative affection of its family life.
-
-But there were other evenings in the boy's life that were different
-from these at home, and one of them he will never forget. It opened
-a new world to John, and set him into a great flutter. It produced a
-revolution in his mind in regard to neckties; it made him wonder if
-greased boots were quite the thing compared with blacked boots; and he
-wished he had a long looking-glass, so that he could see, as he walked
-away from it, what was the effect of round patches on the portion of
-his trousers he could not see except in a mirror; and if patches were
-quite stylish, even on everyday trousers. And he began to be very much
-troubled about the parting of his hair, and how to find out on which
-side was the natural part.
-
-The evening to which I refer was that of John's first party. He knew
-the girls at school, and he was interested in some of them with a
-different interest from that he took in the boys. He never wanted to
-"take it out" with one of them, for an insult, in a stand-up fight,
-and he instinctively softened a boy's natural rudeness when he was
-with them. He would help a timid little girl to stand erect and slide;
-he would draw her on his sled, till his hands were stiff with cold,
-without a murmur; he would generously give her red apples into which
-he longed to set his own sharp teeth; and he would cut in two his
-lead-pencil for a girl, when he would not for a boy. Had he not some of
-the beautiful auburn tresses of Cynthia Rudd in his skate, spruce-gum,
-and wintergreen box at home? And yet the grand sentiment of life was
-little awakened in John. He liked best to be with boys, and their
-rough play suited him better than the amusements of the shrinking,
-fluttering, timid, and sensitive little girls. John had not learned
-then that a spider-web is stronger than a cable; or that a pretty
-little girl could turn him round her finger a great deal easier than a
-big bully of a boy could make him cry "enough."
-
-John had indeed been at spelling-schools, and had accomplished the
-feat of "going home with a girl" afterwards; and he had been growing
-into the habit of looking around in meeting on Sunday, and noticing
-how Cynthia was dressed, and not enjoying the service quite as much if
-Cynthia was absent as when she was present. But there was very little
-sentiment in all this, and nothing whatever to make John blush at
-hearing her name.
-
-But now John was invited to a regular party. There was the invitation,
-in a three-cornered billet, sealed with a transparent wafer: "Miss C.
-Rudd requests the pleasure of the company of," etc., all in blue ink,
-and the finest kind of pin-scratching writing. What a precious document
-it was to John! It even exhaled a faint sort of perfume, whether of
-lavender or caraway-seed he could not tell. He read it over a hundred
-times, and showed it confidentially to his favorite cousin, who had
-beaux of her own, and had even "sat up" with them in the parlor. And
-from this sympathetic cousin John got advice as to what he should wear
-and how he should conduct himself at the party.
-
-
-
-
-XIII
-
-JOHN'S FIRST PARTY
-
-
-It turned out that John did not go after all to Cynthia Rudd's party,
-having broken through the ice on the river when he was skating that
-day, and, as the boy who pulled him out said, "come within an inch of
-his life." But he took care not to tumble into anything that should
-keep him from the next party, which was given with due formality by
-Melinda Mayhew.
-
-John had been many a time to the house of Deacon Mayhew, and
-never with any hesitation, even if he knew that both the deacon's
-daughters—Melinda and Sophronia—were at home. The only fear he had
-felt was of the deacon's big dog, who always surlily watched him as
-he came up the tanbark walk, and made a rush at him if he showed the
-least sign of wavering. But upon the night of the party his courage
-vanished, and he thought he would rather face all the dogs in town than
-knock at the front door.
-
-The parlor was lighted up, and as John stood on the broad flagging
-before the front door, by the lilac-bush, he could hear the sound of
-voices—girls' voices—which set his heart in a flutter. He could
-face the whole district school of girls without flinching,—he didn't
-mind 'em in the meeting-house in their Sunday best; but he began to
-be conscious that now he was passing to a new sphere, where the girls
-are supreme and superior, and he began to feel for the first time that
-he was an awkward boy. The girl takes to society as naturally as a
-duckling does to the placid pond, but with a semblance of sly timidity;
-the boy plunges in with a great splash, and hides his shy awkwardness
-in noise and commotion.
-
-When John entered, the company had nearly all come. He knew them every
-one, and yet there was something about them strange and unfamiliar.
-They were all a little afraid of each other, as people are apt to be
-when they are well dressed and met together for social purposes in the
-country. To be at a real party was a novel thing for most of them,
-and put a constraint upon them which they could not at once overcome.
-Perhaps it was because they were in the awful parlor, that carpeted
-room of haircloth furniture, which was so seldom opened. Upon the
-wall hung two certificates framed in black,—one certifying that, by
-the payment of fifty dollars, Deacon Mayhew was a life member of the
-American Tract Society; and the other that, by a like outlay of bread
-cast upon the waters, his wife was a life member of the A. B. C. F. M.,
-a portion of the alphabet which has an awful significance to all New
-England childhood. These certificates are a sort of receipt in full for
-charity, and are a constant and consoling reminder to the farmer that
-he has discharged his religious duties.
-
-There was a fire on the broad hearth, and that, with the tallow candles
-on the mantelpiece, made quite an illumination in the room, and enabled
-the boys, who were mostly on one side of the room, to see the girls,
-who were on the other, quite plainly. How sweet and demure the girls
-looked, to be sure! Every boy was thinking if his hair was slick, and
-feeling the full embarrassment of his entrance into fashionable life.
-It was queer that these children, who were so free everywhere else,
-should be so constrained now, and not know what to do with themselves.
-The shooting of a spark out upon the carpet was a great relief, and was
-accompanied by a deal of scrambling to throw it back into the fire, and
-caused much giggling. It was only gradually that the formality was at
-all broken, and the young people got together and found their tongues.
-
-John at length found himself with Cynthia Rudd, to his great delight
-and considerable embarrassment, for Cynthia, who was older than John,
-never looked so pretty. To his surprise he had nothing to say to her.
-They had always found plenty to talk about before, but now nothing that
-he could think of seemed worth saying at a party.
-
-"It is a pleasant evening," said John.
-
-"It is quite so," replied Cynthia.
-
-"Did you come in a cutter?" asked John, anxiously.
-
-"No; I walked on the crust, and it was perfectly lovely walking," said
-Cynthia, in a burst of confidence.
-
-"Was it slippery?" continued John.
-
-"Not very."
-
-John hoped it would be slippery—very—when he walked home with
-Cynthia, as he determined to do, but he did not dare to say so, and the
-conversation ran aground again. John thought about his dog and his sled
-and his yoke of steers, but he didn't see any way to bring them into
-conversation. Had she read the "Swiss Family Robinson"? Only a little
-ways. John said it was splendid, and he would lend it to her, for which
-she thanked him, and said, with such a sweet expression, she should be
-so glad to have it from him. That was encouraging.
-
-And then John asked Cynthia if she had seen Sally Hawkes since the
-husking at their house, when Sally found so many red ears; and didn't
-she think she was a real pretty girl?
-
-"Yes, she was right pretty;" and Cynthia guessed that Sally knew it
-pretty well. But did John like the color of her eyes?
-
-No; John didn't like the color of her eyes exactly.
-
-"Her mouth would be well enough if she didn't laugh so much and show
-her teeth."
-
-John said her mouth was her worst feature.
-
-"Oh no," said Cynthia, warmly; "her mouth is better than her nose."
-
-John didn't know but it was better than her nose, and he should like
-her looks better if her hair wasn't so dreadful black.
-
-But Cynthia, who could afford to be generous now, said she liked black
-hair, and she wished hers was dark. Whereupon John protested that he
-liked light hair—auburn hair—of all things.
-
-And Cynthia said that Sally was a dear, good girl, and she didn't
-believe one word of the story that she only really found one red ear at
-the husking that night, and hid that and kept pulling it out as if it
-were a new one.
-
-And so the conversation, once started, went on as briskly as
-possible about the paring-bee and the spelling-school, and the new
-singing-master who was coming, and how Jack Thompson had gone to
-Northampton to be a clerk in a store, and how Elvira Reddington, in
-the geography class at school, was asked what was the capital of
-Massachusetts, and had answered "Northampton," and all the school
-laughed. John enjoyed the conversation amazingly, and he half wished
-that he and Cynthia were the whole of the party.
-
-But the party had meantime got into operation, and the formality was
-broken up when the boys and girls had ventured out of the parlor into
-the more comfortable living-room, with its easy-chairs and everyday
-things, and even gone so far as to penetrate the kitchen in their
-frolic. As soon as they forgot they were a party, they began to enjoy
-themselves.
-
-But the real pleasure only began with the games. The party was nothing
-without the games, and indeed it was made for the games. Very likely
-it was one of the timid girls who proposed to play something, and when
-the ice was once broken, the whole company went into the business
-enthusiastically. There was no dancing. We should hope not. Not in
-the deacon's house; not with the deacon's daughters, nor anywhere in
-this good Puritanic society. Dancing was a sin in itself, and no one
-could tell what it would lead to. But there was no reason why the boys
-and girls shouldn't come together and kiss each other during a whole
-evening occasionally. Kissing was a sign of peace, and was not at all
-like taking hold of hands and skipping about to the scraping of a
-wicked fiddle.
-
-In the games there was a great deal of clasping hands, of going round
-in a circle, of passing under each other's elevated arms, of singing
-about my true love, and the end was kisses distributed with more or
-less partiality according to the rules of the play; but, thank Heaven,
-there was no fiddler. John liked it all, and was quite brave about
-paying all the forfeits imposed on him, even to the kissing all the
-girls in the room; but he thought he could have amended that by kissing
-a few of them a good many times instead of kissing them all once.
-
-But John was destined to have a damper put upon his enjoyment. They
-were playing a most fascinating game, in which they all stand in a
-circle and sing a philandering song, except one who is in the centre
-of the ring and holds a cushion. At a certain word in the song, the
-one in the centre throws the cushion at the feet of some one in the
-ring, indicating thereby the choice of a mate, and then the two sweetly
-kneel upon the cushion, like two meek angels, and—and so forth. Then
-the chosen one takes the cushion and the delightful play goes on. It
-is very easy, as it will be seen, to learn how to play it. Cynthia was
-holding the cushion, and at the fatal word she threw it down,—not
-before John, but in front of Ephraim Leggett. And they two kneeled, and
-so forth. John was astounded. He had never conceived of such perfidy
-in the female heart. He felt like wiping Ephraim off the face of the
-earth, only Ephraim was older and bigger than he. When it came his
-turn at length—thanks to a plain little girl for whose admiration he
-didn't care a straw—he threw the cushion down before Melinda Mayhew
-with all the devotion he could muster, and a dagger look at Cynthia.
-And Cynthia's perfidious smile only enraged him the more. John felt
-wronged, and worked himself up to pass a wretched evening.
-
-When supper came he never went near Cynthia, and busied himself in
-carrying different kinds of pie and cake, and red apples and cider,
-to the girls he liked the least. He shunned Cynthia, and when he was
-accidentally near her, and she asked him if he would get her a glass of
-cider, he rudely told her—like a goose as he was—that she had better
-ask Ephraim. That seemed to him very smart; but he got more and more
-miserable, and began to feel that he was making himself ridiculous.
-
-Girls have a great deal more good sense in such matters than boys.
-Cynthia went to John, at length, and asked him simply what the
-matter was. John blushed, and said that nothing was the matter. Cynthia
-said that it wouldn't do for two people always to be together at a
-party; and so they made up, and John obtained permission to "see"
-Cynthia home.
-
-[Illustration: GOING HOME WITH CYNTHIA]
-
-It was after half past nine when the great festivities at the Deacon's
-broke up, and John walked home with Cynthia over the shining crust and
-under the stars. It was mostly a silent walk, for this was also an
-occasion when it is difficult to find anything fit to say. And John
-was thinking all the way how he should bid Cynthia goodnight; whether
-it would do and whether it wouldn't do, this not being a game, and
-no forfeits attaching to it. When they reached the gate there was an
-awkward little pause. John said the stars were uncommonly bright.
-Cynthia did not deny it, but waited a minute and then turned abruptly
-away, with "Good-night, John!"
-
-"Good-night, Cynthia!"
-
-And the party was over, and Cynthia was gone, and John went home in a
-kind of dissatisfaction with himself.
-
-It was long before he could go to sleep for thinking of the new world
-opened to him, and imagining how he would act under a hundred different
-circumstances, and what he would say, and what Cynthia would say; but a
-dream at length came, and led him away to a great city and a brilliant
-house; and while he was there he heard a loud rapping on the under
-floor, and saw that it was daylight.
-
-
-
-
-XIV
-
-THE SUGAR CAMP
-
-
-I think there is no part of farming the boy enjoys more than the making
-of maple sugar; it is better than "blackberrying," and nearly as good
-as fishing. And one reason he likes this work is that somebody else
-does the most of it. It is a sort of work in which he can appear to be
-very active and yet not do much.
-
-And it exactly suits the temperament of a real boy to be very busy
-about nothing. If the power, for instance, that is expended in play
-by a boy between the ages of eight and fourteen could be applied to
-some industry, we should see wonderful results. But a boy is like a
-galvanic battery that is not in connection with anything: he generates
-electricity and plays it off into the air with the most reckless
-prodigality. And I, for one, wouldn't have it otherwise. It is as much
-a boy's business to play off his energies into space as it is for a
-flower to blow, or a catbird to sing snatches of the tunes of all the
-other birds.
-
-In my day, maple-sugar making used to be something between picnicking
-and being shipwrecked on a fertile island where one should save from
-the wreck tubs and augers, and great kettles and pork, and hen's-eggs
-and rye-and-indian bread, and begin at once to lead the sweetest life
-in the world. I am told that it is something different nowadays, and
-that there is more desire to save the sap, and make good, pure sugar,
-and sell it for a large price, than there used to be, and that the
-old fun and picturesqueness of the business are pretty much gone. I
-am told that it is the custom to carefully collect the sap and bring
-it to the house, where there are built brick arches, over which it is
-evaporated in shallow pans; and that pains is taken to keep the leaves,
-sticks, and ashes and coals out of it; and that the sugar is clarified;
-and that, in short, it is a money-making business, in which there is
-very little fun, and that the boy is not allowed to dip his paddle
-into the kettle of boiling sugar and lick off the delicious sirup. The
-prohibition may improve the sugar, but it is cruel to the boy.
-
-As I remember the New England boy (and I am very intimate with one),
-he used to be on the _qui vive_ in the spring for the sap to begin
-running. I think he discovered it as soon as anybody. Perhaps he knew
-it by a feeling of something starting in his own veins,—a sort of
-spring stir in his legs and arms, which tempted him to stand on his
-head, or throw a handspring, if he could find a spot of ground from
-which the snow had melted. The sap stirs early in the legs of a country
-boy, and shows itself in uneasiness in the toes, which get tired of
-boots, and want to come out and touch the soil just as soon as the sun
-has warmed it a little. The country boy goes barefoot just as naturally
-as the trees burst their buds, which were packed and varnished over in
-the fall to keep the water and the frost out. Perhaps the boy has been
-out digging into the maple-trees with his jack-knife; at any rate, he
-is pretty sure to announce the discovery as he comes running into the
-house in a great state of excitement—as if he had heard a hen cackle
-in the barn—with, "Sap's runnin'!"
-
-And then, indeed, the stir and excitement begin. The sap-buckets,
-which have been stored in the garret over the woodhouse, and which
-the boy has occasionally climbed up to look at with another boy, for
-they are full of sweet suggestions of the annual spring frolic,—the
-sap-buckets are brought down and set out on the south side of the
-house and scalded. The snow is still a foot or two feet deep in the
-woods, and the ox-sled is got out to make a road to the sugar camp,
-and the campaign begins. The boy is everywhere present, superintending
-everything, asking questions, and filled with a desire to help the
-excitement.
-
-It is a great day when the cart is loaded with the buckets and the
-procession starts into the woods. The sun shines almost unobstructedly
-into the forest, for there are only naked branches to bar it; the snow
-is soft and beginning to sink down, leaving the young bushes spindling
-up everywhere; the snow-birds are twittering about, and the noise
-of shouting and of the blows of the axe echoes far and wide. This is
-spring, and the boy can scarcely contain his delight that his outdoor
-life is about to begin again.
-
-In the first place the men go about and tap the trees, drive in
-the spouts, and hang the buckets under. The boy watches all these
-operations with the greatest interest. He wishes that some time when a
-hole is bored in a tree that the sap would spout out in a stream as it
-does when a cider-barrel is tapped; but it never does, it only drops,
-sometimes almost in a stream, but on the whole slowly, and the boy
-learns that the sweet things of the world have to be patiently waited
-for, and do not usually come otherwise than drop by drop.
-
-Then the camp is to be cleared of snow. The shanty is re-covered with
-boughs. In front of it two enormous logs are rolled nearly together,
-and a fire is built between them. Forked sticks are set at each end,
-and a long pole is laid on them, and on this are hung the great caldron
-kettles. The huge hogsheads are turned right side up, and cleaned out
-to receive the sap that is gathered. And now, if there is a good "sap
-run," the establishment is under full headway.
-
-The great fire that is kindled up is never let out, night or day, as
-long as the season lasts. Somebody is always cutting wood to feed
-it; somebody is busy most of the time gathering in the sap; somebody
-is required to watch the kettles that they do not boil over, and to
-fill them. It is not the boy, however; he is too busy with things in
-general to be of any use in details. He has his own little sap-yoke
-and small pails, with which he gathers the sweet liquid. He has a
-little boiling-place of his own, with small logs and a tiny kettle. In
-the great kettles the boiling goes on slowly, and the liquid, as it
-thickens, is dipped from one to another, until in the end kettle it is
-reduced to sirup, and is taken out to cool and settle, until enough is
-made to "sugar off." To "sugar off" is to boil the sirup until it is
-thick enough to crystallize into sugar. This is the grand event, and
-it is only done once in two or three days.
-
-[Illustration: A YOUNG SUGAR-MAKER]
-
-But the boy's desire is to "sugar off" perpetually. He boils his kettle
-down as rapidly as possible; he is not particular about chips, scum, or
-ashes; he is apt to burn his sugar; but if he can get enough to make a
-little wax on the snow, or to scrape from the bottom of the kettle with
-his wooden paddle, he is happy. A good deal is wasted on his hands and
-the outside of his face and on his clothes, but he does not care; he is
-not stingy.
-
-To watch the operations of the big fire gives him constant pleasure.
-Sometimes he is left to watch the boiling kettles, with a piece of
-pork tied on the end of a stick, which he dips into the boiling mass
-when it threatens to go over. He is constantly tasting of it, however,
-to see if it is not almost sirup. He has a long round stick, whittled
-smooth at one end, which he uses for this purpose, at the constant
-risk of burning his tongue. The smoke blows in his face; he is grimy
-with ashes; he is altogether such a mass of dirt, stickiness, and
-sweetness, that his own mother wouldn't know him.
-
-He likes to boil eggs with the hired man in the hot sap; he likes to
-roast potatoes in the ashes, and he would live in the camp day and
-night if he were permitted. Some of the hired men sleep in the bough
-shanty and keep the fire blazing all night. To sleep there with them,
-and awake in the night and hear the wind in the trees, and see the
-sparks fly up to the sky, is a perfect realization of all the stories
-of adventures he has ever read. He tells the other boys afterwards that
-he heard something in the night that sounded very much like a bear. The
-hired man says that he was very much scared by the hooting of an owl.
-
-The great occasions for the boy, though, are the times of "sugaring
-off." Sometimes this used to be done in the evening, and it was made
-the excuse for a frolic in the camp. The neighbors were invited;
-sometimes even the pretty girls from the village, who filled all
-the woods with their sweet voices and merry laughter and little
-affectations of fright. The white snow still lies on all the ground
-except the warm spot about the camp. The tree branches all show
-distinctly in the light of the fire, which sends its ruddy glare far
-into the darkness, and lights up the bough shanty, the hogsheads, the
-buckets on the trees, and the group about the boiling kettles, until
-the scene is like something taken out of a fairy play. If Rembrandt
-could have seen a sugar party in a New England wood, he would have
-made out of its strong contrasts of light and shade one of the finest
-pictures in the world. But Rembrandt was not born in Massachusetts;
-people hardly ever do know where to be born until it is too late. Being
-born in the right place is a thing that has been very much neglected.
-
-[Illustration: WATCHING THE KETTLES]
-
-At these sugar parties every one was expected to eat as much sugar as
-possible; and those who are practiced in it can eat a great deal. It
-is a peculiarity about eating warm maple-sugar that, though you may
-eat so much of it one day as to be sick and loathe the thought of it,
-you will want it the next day more than ever. At the "sugaring off"
-they used to pour the hot sugar upon the snow, where it congealed,
-without crystallizing, into a sort of wax, which I do suppose is the
-most delicious substance that was ever invented. And it takes a great
-while to eat it. If one should close his teeth firmly on a ball of it,
-he would be unable to open his mouth until it dissolved. The sensation
-while it is melting is very pleasant, but one cannot converse.
-
-The boy used to make a big lump of it and give it to the dog, who
-seized it with great avidity, and closed his jaws on it, as dogs will
-on anything. It was funny the next moment to see the expression of
-perfect surprise on the dog's face when he found that he could not open
-his jaws. He shook his head; he sat down in despair; he ran round in
-a circle; he dashed into the woods and back again. He did everything
-except climb a tree and howl. It would have been such a relief to him
-if he could have howled! But that was the one thing he could not do.
-
-
-
-
-XV
-
-THE HEART OF NEW ENGLAND
-
-
-It is a wonder that every New England boy does not turn out a poet, or
-a missionary, or a peddler. Most of them used to. There is everything
-in the heart of the New England hills to feed the imagination of the
-boy, and excite his longing for strange countries. I scarcely know what
-the subtle influence is that forms him and attracts him in the most
-fascinating and aromatic of all lands, and yet urges him away from
-all the sweet delights of his home to become a roamer in literature
-and in the world,—a poet and a wanderer. There is something in the
-soil and the pure air, I suspect, that promises more romance than is
-forthcoming, that excites the imagination without satisfying it, and
-begets the desire of adventure. And the prosaic life of the sweet
-home does not at all correspond to the boy's dreams of the world.
-In the good old days, I am told, the boys on the coast ran away and
-became sailors; the country boys waited till they grew big enough to
-be missionaries, and then they sailed away, and met the coast boys in
-foreign ports.
-
-John used to spend hours in the top of a slender hickory-tree that
-a little detached itself from the forest which crowned the brow of
-the steep and lofty pasture behind his house. He was sent to make
-war on the bushes that constantly encroached upon the pasture land;
-but John had no hostility to any growing thing, and a very little
-bushwhacking satisfied him. When he had grubbed up a few laurels and
-young treesprouts, he was wont to retire into his favorite post of
-observation and meditation. Perhaps he fancied that the wide-swaying
-stem to which he clung was the mast of a ship; that the tossing forest
-behind him was the heaving waves of the sea; and that the wind which
-moaned over the woods and murmured in the leaves, and now and then
-sent him a wide circuit in the air, as if he had been a blackbird on
-the tiptop of a spruce, was an ocean gale. What life and action and
-heroism there was to him in the multitudinous roar of the forest, and
-what an eternity of existence in the monologue of the river which
-brawled far, far below him over its wide stony bed! How the river
-sparkled and danced and went on—now in a smooth amber current, now
-fretted by the pebbles, but always with that continuous busy song! John
-never knew that noise to cease, and he doubted not if he stayed here a
-thousand years that same loud murmur would fill the air.
-
-On it went, under the wide spans of the old wooden, covered bridge,
-swirling around the great rocks on which the piers stood, spreading
-away below in shallows, and taking the shadows of a row of maples that
-lined the green shore. Save this roar, no sound reached him, except
-now and then the rumble of a wagon on the bridge, or the muffled,
-far-off voices of some chance passers on the road. Seen from this high
-perch, the familiar village, sending its brown roofs and white spires
-up through the green foliage, had a strange aspect, and was like
-some town in a book, say a village nestled in the Swiss mountains, or
-something in Bohemia. And there, beyond the purple hills of Bozrah, and
-not so far as the stony pastures of Zoar, whither John had helped drive
-the colts and young stock in the spring, might be perhaps Jerusalem
-itself. John had himself once been to the land of Canaan with his
-grandfather, when he was a very small boy; and he had once seen an
-actual, no-mistake Jew, a mysterious person, with uncut beard and long
-hair, who sold scythe-snaths in that region, and about whom there was a
-rumor that he was once caught and shaved by the indignant farmers, who
-apprehended in his long locks a contempt of the Christian religion. Oh,
-the world had vast possibilities for John. Away to the south, up a vast
-basin of forest, there was a notch in the horizon and an opening in the
-line of woods, where the road ran. Through this opening John imagined
-an army might appear, perhaps British, perhaps Turks, and banners of
-red and of yellow advance, and a cannon wheel about and point its long
-nose and open on the valley. He fancied the army, after this salute,
-winding down the mountain road, deploying in the meadows, and giving
-the valley to pillage and to flame. In which event his position would
-be an excellent one for observation and for safety. While he was in the
-height of this engagement, perhaps the horn would be blown from the
-back porch, reminding him that it was time to quit cutting brush and go
-for the cows. As if there were no better use for a warrior and a poet
-in New England than to send him for the cows!
-
-[Illustration: THE VILLAGE FROM THE HILL]
-
-John knew a boy—a bad enough boy, I dare say—who afterwards became a
-general in the war, and went to Congress and got to be a real governor,
-who used also to be sent to cut brush in the back pastures, and hated
-it in his very soul; and by his wrong conduct forecast what kind of a
-man he would be. This boy, as soon as he had cut about one brush, would
-seek for one of several holes in the ground (and he was familiar with
-several), in which lived a white-and-black animal that must always be
-nameless in a book, but an animal quite capable of the most pungent
-defense of himself. This young aspirant to Congress would cut a long
-stick, with a little crotch in the end of it, and run it into the hole;
-and when the crotch was punched into the fur and skin of the animal, he
-would twist the stick round till it got a good grip on the skin, and
-then he would pull the beast out; and when he got the white-and-black
-just out of the hole so that his dog could seize him, the boy would
-take to his heels, and leave the two to fight it out, content to scent
-the battle afar off. And this boy, who was in training for public
-life, would do this sort of thing all the afternoon; and when the sun
-told him that he had spent long enough time cutting brush, he would
-industriously go home as innocent as anybody. There are few such boys
-as this nowadays; and that is the reason why the New England pastures
-are so much overgrown with brush.
-
-John himself preferred to hunt the pugnacious woodchuck. He bore a
-special grudge against this clover-eater, beyond the usual hostility
-that boys feel for any wild animal. One day on his way to school
-a woodchuck crossed the road before him, and John gave chase. The
-woodchuck scrambled into an orchard and climbed a small apple-tree.
-John thought this a most cowardly and unfair retreat, and stood under
-the tree and taunted the animal and stoned it. Thereupon the woodchuck
-dropped down on John and seized him by the leg of his trousers. John
-was both enraged and scared by this dastardly attack; the teeth of the
-enemy went through the cloth and met; and there he hung. John then made
-a pivot of one leg and whirled himself around, swinging the woodchuck
-in the air, until he shook him off; but in his departure the woodchuck
-carried away a large piece of John's summer trousers leg. The boy never
-forgot it. And whenever he had a holiday he used to expend an amount
-of labor and ingenuity in the pursuit of woodchucks that would have
-made his fortune in any useful pursuit. There was a hill-pasture, down
-on one side of which ran a small brook, and this pasture was full of
-woodchuck-holes. It required the assistance of several boys to capture
-a woodchuck. It was first necessary by patient watching to ascertain
-that the woodchuck was at home. When one was seen to enter his burrow,
-then all the entries to it except one—there are usually three—were
-plugged up with stones. A boy and a dog were then left to watch the
-open hole, while John and his comrades went to the brook and began to
-dig a canal, to turn the water into the residence of the woodchuck.
-This was often a difficult feat of engineering and a long job. Often
-it took more than half a day of hard labor with shovel and hoe to dig
-the canal. But when the canal was finished, and the water began to pour
-into the hole, the excitement began. How long would it take to fill
-the hole and drown out the woodchuck? Sometimes it seemed as if the
-hole were a bottomless pit. But sooner or later the water would rise
-in it, and then there was sure to be seen the nose of the woodchuck,
-keeping itself on a level with the rising flood. It was piteous to see
-the anxious look of the hunted, half-drowned creature as it came to
-the surface and caught sight of the dog. There the dog stood, at the
-mouth of the hole, quivering with excitement from his nose to the tip
-of his tail, and behind him were the cruel boys dancing with joy and
-setting the dog on. The poor creature would disappear in the water in
-terror; but he must breathe, and out would come his nose again, nearer
-the dog each time. At last the water ran out of the hole as well as in,
-and the soaked beast came with it, and made a desperate rush. But in a
-trice the dog had him, and the boys stood off in a circle, with stones
-in their hands, to see what they called "fair play." They maintained
-perfect "neutrality" so long as the dog was getting the best of the
-woodchuck; but if the latter was likely to escape, they "interfered"
-in the interest of peace and the "balance of power," and killed the
-woodchuck. This is a boy's notion of justice; of course he'd no
-business to be a woodchuck,—an "unspeakable woodchuck."
-
-[Illustration: TREEING A WOODCHUCK]
-
-I used the word "aromatic" in relation to the New England soil. John
-knew very well all its sweet, aromatic, pungent, and medicinal
-products, and liked to search for the scented herbs and the wild fruits
-and exquisite flowers; but he did not then know, and few do know,
-that there is no part of the globe where the subtle chemistry of the
-earth produces more that is agreeable to the senses than a New England
-hill-pasture and the green meadow at its foot. The poets have succeeded
-in turning our attention from it to the comparatively barren Orient as
-the land of sweet-smelling spices and odorous gums. And it is indeed a
-constant surprise that this poor and stony soil elaborates and grows so
-many delicate and aromatic products.
-
-John, it is true, did not care much for anything that did not appeal
-to his taste and smell and delight in brilliant color; and he trod
-down the exquisite ferns and the wonderful mosses without compunction.
-But he gathered from the crevices of the rocks the columbine and the
-eglantine and the blue harebell; he picked the high-flavored alpine
-strawberry, the blueberry, the boxberry, wild currants and gooseberries
-and fox-grapes; he brought home armfuls of the pink-and-white laurel
-and the wild honeysuckle; he dug the roots of the fragrant sassafras
-and of the sweet-flag; he ate the tender leaves of the wintergreen
-and its red berries; he gathered the peppermint and the spearmint;
-he gnawed the twigs of the black birch; there was a stout fern which
-he called "brake," which he pulled up, and found that the soft end
-"tasted good;" he dug the amber gum from the spruce-tree, and liked to
-smell, though he could not chew, the gum of the wild cherry; it was
-his melancholy duty to bring home such medicinal herbs for the garret
-as the goldthread, the tansy, and the loathsome "boneset;" and he laid
-in for the winter, like a squirrel, stores of beech-nuts, hazel-nuts,
-hickory-nuts, chestnuts, and butternuts. But that which lives most
-vividly in his memory and most strongly draws him back to the New
-England hills is the aromatic sweet-fern: he likes to eat its spicy
-seeds, and to crush in his hands its fragrant leaves; their odor is the
-unique essence of New England.
-
-
-
-
-XVI
-
-JOHN'S REVIVAL
-
-
-The New England country boy of the last generation never heard of
-Christmas.
-
-There was no such day in his calendar. If John ever came across it in
-his reading, he attached no meaning to the word.
-
-If his curiosity had been aroused, and he had asked his elders
-about it, he might have got the dim impression that it was a kind
-of Popish holiday, the celebration of which was about as wicked
-as "card-playing," or being a "democrat." John knew a couple of
-desperately bad boys who were reported to play "seven-up" in a barn,
-on the hay-mow, and the enormity of this practice made him shudder.
-He had once seen a pack of greasy "playing-cards," and it seemed to
-him to contain the quintessence of sin. If he had desired to defy all
-Divine law and outrage all human society, he felt that he could do it
-by shuffling them. And he was quite right. The two bad boys enjoyed
-in stealth their scandalous pastime, because they knew it was the
-most wicked thing they could do. If it had been as sinless as playing
-marbles, they wouldn't have cared for it. John sometimes drove past
-a brown, tumble-down farm-house, whose shiftless inhabitants, it was
-said, were card-playing people; and it is impossible to describe how
-wicked that house appeared to John. He almost expected to see its
-shingles stand on end. In the old New England, one could not in any
-other way so express his contempt of all holy and orderly life as by
-playing cards for amusement.
-
-There was no element of Christmas in John's life, any more than there
-was of Easter, and probably nobody about him could have explained
-Easter; and he escaped all the demoralization attending Christmas
-gifts. Indeed, he never had any presents of any kind, either on his
-birthday or any other day. He expected nothing that he did not earn,
-or make in the way of "trade" with another boy. He was taught to work
-for what he received. He even earned, as I said, the extra holidays
-of the day after the "Fourth" and the day after Thanksgiving. Of the
-free grace and gifts of Christmas he had no conception. The single and
-melancholy association he had with it was the quaking hymn which his
-grandfather used to sing in a cracked and quavering voice,—
-
- "While shepherds watched their flocks by night,
- All seated on the ground."
-
-The "glory" that "shone around" at the end of it—the doleful voice
-always repeating, "and glory shone around"—made John as miserable as
-"Hark! from the tombs." It was all one dreary expectation of something
-uncomfortable. It was, in short, "religion." You'd got to have it
-some time; that John believed. But it lay in his unthinking mind to
-put off the "Hark! from the tombs" enjoyment as long as possible. He
-experienced a kind of delightful wickedness in indulging his dislike of
-hymns and of Sunday.
-
-[Illustration: LOOKING FOR FROGS]
-
-John was not a model boy, but I cannot exactly define in what his
-wickedness consisted. He had no inclination to steal, nor much to lie;
-and he despised "meanness" and stinginess, and had a chivalrous feeling
-toward little girls. Probably it never occurred to him that there was
-any virtue in not stealing and lying, for honesty and veracity were
-in the atmosphere about him. He hated work, and he "got mad" easily;
-but he did work, and he was always ashamed when he was over his fit of
-passion. In short, you couldn't find a much better wicked boy than John.
-
-When the "revival" came, therefore, one summer, John was in a quandary.
-Sunday meeting and Sunday school he didn't mind; they were a part of
-regular life, and only temporarily interrupted a boy's pleasures. But
-when there began to be evening meetings at the different houses, a
-new element came into affairs. There was a kind of solemnity over the
-community, and a seriousness in all faces. At first these twilight
-assemblies offered a little relief to the monotony of farm-life; and
-John liked to meet the boys and girls, and to watch the older people
-coming in, dressed in their second best. I think John's imagination
-was worked upon by the sweet and mournful hymns that were discordantly
-sung in the stiff old parlors. There was a suggestion of Sunday, and
-sanctity too, in the odor of caraway-seed that pervaded the room. The
-windows were wide open also, and the scent of June roses came in with
-all the languishing sounds of a summer night. All the little boys had a
-scared look, but the little girls were never so pretty and demure as in
-this their susceptible seriousness. If John saw a boy who did not come
-to the evening meeting, but was wandering off with his sling down the
-meadow, looking for frogs, maybe, that boy seemed to him a monster of
-wickedness.
-
-After a time, as the meetings continued, John fell also under the
-general impression of fright and seriousness. All the talk was
-of "getting religion," and he heard over and over again that the
-probability was, if he did not get it now he never would. The chance
-did not come often, and, if this offer was not improved, John would
-be given over to hardness of heart. His obstinacy would show that he
-was not one of the elect. John fancied that he could feel his heart
-hardening, and he began to look with a wistful anxiety into the faces
-of the Christians to see what were the visible signs of being one of
-the elect. John put on a good deal of a manner that he "didn't care,"
-and he never admitted his disquiet by asking any questions or standing
-up in meeting to be prayed for. But he did care. He heard all the time
-that all he had to do was to repent and believe. But there was nothing
-that he doubted, and he was perfectly willing to repent if he could
-think of anything to repent of.
-
-It was essential, he learned, that he should have a "conviction of
-sin." This he earnestly tried to have. Other people, no better than
-he, had it, and he wondered why he couldn't have it. Boys and girls
-whom he knew were "under conviction," and John began to feel not only
-panicky but lonesome. Cynthia Rudd had been anxious for days and days,
-and not able to sleep at night, but now she had given herself up and
-found peace. There was a kind of radiance in her face that struck John
-with awe, and he felt that now there was a great gulf between him and
-Cynthia. Everybody was going away from him, and his heart was getting
-harder than ever. He couldn't feel wicked, all he could do. And there
-was Ed Bates, his intimate friend, though older than he, a "whaling,"
-noisy kind of boy, who was under conviction and sure he was going to be
-lost. How John envied him! And, pretty soon, Ed "experienced religion."
-John anxiously watched the change in Ed's face when he became one of
-the elect. And a change there was. And John wondered about another
-thing. Ed Bates used to go trout-fishing, with a tremendously long
-pole, in a meadow-brook near the river; and when the trout didn't bite
-right off Ed would "get mad," and as soon as one took hold he would
-give an awful jerk, sending the fish more than three hundred feet into
-the air and landing it in the bushes the other side of the meadow,
-crying out, "Gul darn ye, I'll learn ye." And John wondered if Ed
-would take the little trout out any more gently now.
-
-[Illustration: TROUT FISHING]
-
-John felt more and more lonesome as one after another of his playmates
-came out and made a profession. Cynthia (she too was older than John)
-sat on Sunday in the singers' seat; her voice, which was going to be a
-contralto, had a wonderful pathos in it for him, and he heard it with
-a heartache. "There she is," thought John, "singing away like an angel
-in heaven, and I am left out." During all his after life a contralto
-voice was to John one of his most bitter and heart-wringing pleasures.
-It suggested the immaculate scornful, the melancholy unattainable.
-
-If ever a boy honestly tried to work himself into a conviction of sin,
-John tried. And what made him miserable was that he couldn't feel
-miserable when everybody else was miserable. He even began to pretend
-to be so. He put on a serious and anxious look like the others. He
-pretended he didn't care for play; he refrained from chasing chipmunks
-and snaring suckers; the songs of birds and the bright vivacity of
-the summer time that used to make him turn hand-springs smote him as a
-discordant levity. He was not a hypocrite at all, and he was getting
-to be alarmed that he was not alarmed at himself. Every day and night
-he heard that the spirit of the Lord would probably soon quit striving
-with him, and leave him out. The phrase was that he would "grieve
-away the Holy Spirit." John wondered if he was not doing it. He did
-everything to put himself in the way of conviction, was constant at the
-evening meetings, wore a grave face, refrained from play, and tried to
-feel anxious. At length he concluded that he must do something.
-
-One night as he walked home from a solemn meeting, at which several of
-his little playmates had "come forward," he felt that he could force
-the crisis. He was alone on the sandy road: it was an enchanting summer
-night; the stars danced overhead, and by his side the broad and shallow
-river ran over its stony bed with a loud but soothing murmur that
-filled all the air with entreaty, John did not then know that it sang,
-"But I go on forever," yet there was in it for him something of the
-solemn flow of the eternal world. When he came in sight of the house,
-he knelt down in the dust by a pile of rails and prayed. He prayed
-that he might feel bad, and be distressed about himself. As he prayed
-he heard distinctly, and yet not as a disturbance, the multitudinous
-croaking of the frogs by the meadow-spring. It was not discordant with
-his thoughts; it had in it a melancholy pathos, as if it were a kind of
-call to the unconverted. What is there in this sound that suggests the
-tenderness of spring, the despair of a summer night, the desolateness
-of young love? Years after it happened to John to be at twilight at
-a railway station on the edge of the Ravenna marshes. A little way
-over the purple plain he saw the darkening towers and heard "the
-sweet bells of Imola." The Holy Pontiff Pius IX. was born at Imola,
-and passed his boyhood in that serene and moist region. As the train
-waited, John heard from miles of marshes round about the evening song
-of millions of frogs, louder and more melancholy and entreating than
-the vesper call of the bells. And instantly his mind went back—for the
-association of sound is as subtle as that of odor—to the prayer, years
-ago, by the roadside and the plaintive appeal of the unheeded frogs,
-and he wondered if the little Pope had not heard the like importunity,
-and perhaps, when he thought of himself as a little Pope, associated
-his conversion with this plaintive sound.
-
-John prayed, but without feeling any worse, and then went desperately
-into the house and told the family that he was in an anxious state of
-mind. This was joyful news to the sweet and pious household, and the
-little boy was urged to feel that he was a sinner, to repent, and to
-become that night a Christian; he was prayed over, and told to read
-the Bible, and put to bed with the injunction to repeat all the texts
-of Scripture and hymns he could think of. John did this, and said
-over and over the few texts he was master of, and tossed about in a
-real discontent now, for he had a dim notion that he was playing the
-hypocrite a little. But he was sincere enough in wanting to feel, as
-the other boys and girls felt, that he was a wicked sinner. He tried to
-think of his evil deeds; and one occurred to him, indeed, it often came
-to his mind. It was a lie,—a deliberate, awful lie, that never injured
-anybody but himself. John knew he was not wicked enough to tell a lie
-to injure anybody else.
-
-This was the lie. One afternoon at school, just before John's class
-was to recite in geography, his pretty cousin, a young lady he held
-in great love and respect, came in to visit the school. John was a
-favorite with her, and she had come to hear him recite. As it happened,
-John felt shaky in the geographical lesson of that day, and he feared
-to be humiliated in the presence of his cousin; he felt embarrassed to
-that degree that he couldn't have "bounded" Massachusetts. So he stood
-up and raised his hand, and said to the schoolma'am, "Please, ma'am,
-I've got the stomach-ache; may I go home?" And John's character for
-truthfulness was so high (and even this was ever a reproach to him)
-that his word was instantly believed, and he was dismissed without
-any medical examination. For a moment John was delighted to get out
-of school so early; but soon his guilt took all the light out of the
-summer sky and the pleasantness out of nature. He had to walk slowly,
-without a single hop or jump, as became a diseased boy. The sight of a
-woodchuck at a distance from his well-known hole tempted John, but he
-restrained himself, lest somebody should see him, and know that chasing
-a woodchuck was inconsistent with the stomach-ache. He was acting a
-miserable part, but it had to be gone through with. He went home and
-told his mother the reason he had left school, but he added that he
-felt "some" better now. The "some" didn't save him. Genuine sympathy
-was lavished on him. He had to swallow a stiff dose of nasty "picra,"
-the horror of all childhood, and he was put in bed immediately. The
-world never looked so pleasant to John, but to bed he was forced to
-go. He was excused from all chores; he was not even to go after the
-cows. John said he thought he ought to go after the cows,—much as
-he hated the business usually, he would now willingly have wandered
-over the world after cows,—and for this heroic offer, in the condition
-he was, he got credit for a desire to do his duty; and this unjust
-confidence in him added to his torture. And he had intended to set his
-hooks that night for eels. His cousin came home, and sat by his bedside
-and condoled with him; his schoolma'am had sent word how sorry she was
-for him, John was such a good boy. All this was dreadful. He groaned
-in agony. Besides, he was not to have any supper; it would be very
-dangerous to eat a morsel. The prospect was appalling. Never was there
-such a long twilight; never before did he hear so many sounds outdoors
-that he wanted to investigate. Being ill without any illness was a
-horrible condition. And he began to have real stomach-ache now; and it
-ached because it was empty. John was hungry enough to have eaten the
-New England Primer. But by and by sleep came, and John forgot his woes
-in dreaming that he knew where Madagascar was just as easy as anything.
-
-[Illustration: FORCED TO GO TO BED]
-
-It was this lie that came back to John the night he was trying to
-be affected by the revival. And he was very much ashamed of it, and
-believed he would never tell another. But then he fell thinking whether
-with the "picra," and the going to bed in the afternoon, and the loss
-of his supper, he had not been sufficiently paid for it. And in this
-unhopeful frame of mind he dropped off in sleep.
-
-And the truth must be told, that in the morning John was no nearer to
-realizing the terrors he desired to feel. But he was a conscientious
-boy, and would do nothing to interfere with the influences of the
-season. He not only put himself away from them all, but he refrained
-from doing almost everything that he wanted to do. There came at that
-time a newspaper, a secular newspaper, which had in it a long account
-of the Long Island races, in which the famous horse "Lexington" was a
-runner. John was fond of horses, he knew about Lexington, and he had
-looked forward to the result of this race with keen interest. But
-to read the account of it now he felt might destroy his seriousness
-of mind, and—in all reverence and simplicity he felt it—be a means
-of "grieving away the Holy Spirit." He therefore hid away the paper
-in a table drawer, intending to read it when the revival should be
-over. Weeks after, when he looked for the newspaper, it was not to be
-found, and John never knew what "time" Lexington made, nor anything
-about the race. This was to him a serious loss, but by no means so
-deep as another feeling that remained with him; for when his little
-world returned to its ordinary course, and long after, John had an
-uneasy apprehension of his own separateness from other people in his
-insensibility to the revival. Perhaps the experience was a damage to
-him; and it is a pity that there was no one to explain that religion
-for a little fellow like him is not a "scheme."
-
-
-
-
-XVII
-
-WAR
-
-
-Every boy who is good for anything is a natural savage. The scientists
-who want to study the primitive man, and have so much difficulty in
-finding one anywhere in this sophisticated age, couldn't do better than
-to devote their attention to the common country boy. He has the primal,
-vigorous instincts and impulses of the African savage, without any of
-the vices inherited from a civilization long ago decayed, or developed
-in an unrestrained barbaric society. You want to catch your boy young,
-and study him before he has either virtues or vices, in order to
-understand the primitive man.
-
-Every New England boy desires (or did desire a generation ago, before
-children were born sophisticated, with a large library, and with the
-word "culture" written on their brows) to live by hunting, fishing,
-and war. The military instinct, which is the special mark of barbarism,
-is strong in him. It arises not alone from his love of fighting, for
-the boy is naturally as cowardly as the savage, but from his fondness
-for display,—the same that a corporal or a general feels in decking
-himself in tinsel and tawdry colors and strutting about in view of the
-female sex. Half the pleasure in going out to murder another man with
-a gun would be wanting if one did not wear feathers and gold lace and
-stripes on his pantaloons. The law also takes this view of it, and will
-not permit men to shoot each other in plain clothes. And the world also
-makes some curious distinctions in the art of killing. To kill people
-with arrows is barbarous; to kill them with smooth-bores and flintlock
-muskets is semi-civilized; to kill them with breech-loading rifles is
-civilized. That nation is the most civilized which has the appliances
-to kill the most of another nation in the shortest time. This is the
-result of six thousand years of constant civilization. By and by, when
-the nations cease to be boys, perhaps they will not want to kill each
-other at all. Some people think the world is very old; but here is an
-evidence that it is very young, and, in fact, has scarcely yet begun to
-be a world. When the volcanoes have done spouting, and the earthquakes
-are quaked out, and you can tell what land is going to be solid and
-keep its level twenty-four hours, and the swamps are filled up, and the
-deltas of the great rivers, like the Mississippi and the Nile, become
-_terra firma_, and men stop killing their fellows in order to get
-their land and other property, then perhaps there will be a world that
-an angel wouldn't weep over. Now one half the world are employed in
-getting ready to kill the other half, some of them by marching about in
-uniform, and the others by hard work to earn money to pay taxes to buy
-uniforms and guns.
-
-John was not naturally very cruel, and it was probably the love of
-display quite as much as of fighting that led him into a military
-life; for he in common with all his comrades had other traits of the
-savage. One of them was the same passion for ornament that induces
-the African to wear anklets and bracelets of hide and of metal, and to
-decorate himself with tufts of hair, and to tattoo his body. In John's
-day there was a rage at school among the boys for wearing bracelets
-woven of the hair of the little girls. Some of them were wonderful
-specimens of braiding and twist. These were not captured in war, but
-were sentimental tokens of friendship given by the young maidens
-themselves. John's own hair was kept so short (as became a warrior)
-that you couldn't have made a bracelet out of it, or anything except
-a paint-brush; but the little girls were not under military law, and
-they willingly sacrificed their tresses to decorate the soldiers they
-esteemed. As the Indian is honored in proportion to the scalps he can
-display, the boy at John's school was held in highest respect who could
-show the most hair trophies on his wrist. John himself had a variety
-that would have pleased a Mohawk, fine and coarse and of all colors.
-There were the flaxen, the faded straw, the glossy black, the lustrous
-brown, the dirty yellow, the undecided auburn, and the fiery red.
-Perhaps his pulse beat more quickly under the red hair of Cynthia Rudd
-than on account of all the other wristlets put together; it was a sort
-of gold-tried-in-the-fire color to John, and burned there with a steady
-flame. Now that Cynthia had become a Christian, this band of hair
-seemed a more sacred if less glowing possession (for all detached hair
-will fade in time), and if he had known anything about saints he would
-have imagined that it was a part of the aureole that always goes with
-a saint. But I am bound to say that, while John had a tender feeling
-for this red string, his sentiment was not that of the man who becomes
-entangled in the meshes of a woman's hair; and he valued rather the
-number than the quality of these elastic wristlets.
-
-John burned with as real a military ardor as ever inflamed the
-breast of any slaughterer of his fellows. He liked to read of war,
-of encounters with the Indians, of any kind of wholesale killing in
-glittering uniform, to the noise of the terribly exciting fife and
-drum, which maddened the combatants and drowned the cries of the
-wounded. In his future he saw himself a soldier with plume and sword
-and snug-fitting, decorated clothes,—very different from his somewhat
-roomy trousers and country-cut roundabout, made by Aunt Ellis, the
-village tailoress, who cut out clothes, not according to the shape of
-the boy, but to what he was expected to grow to,—going where glory
-awaited him. In his observation of pictures, it was the common soldier
-who was always falling and dying, while the officer stood unharmed in
-the storm of bullets and waved his sword in a heroic attitude. John
-determined to be an officer.
-
-It is needless to say that he was an ardent member of the military
-company of his village. He had risen from the grade of corporal to that
-of first lieutenant; the captain was a boy whose father was captain
-of the grown militia company, and consequently had inherited military
-aptness and knowledge. The old captain was a flaming son of Mars, whose
-nose militia war, general training, and New England rum had painted
-with the color of glory and disaster. He was one of the gallant old
-soldiers of the peaceful days of our country, splendid in uniform, a
-martinet in drill, terrible in oaths, a glorious object when he marched
-at the head of his company of flintlock muskets, with the American
-banner full high advanced, and the clamorous drum defying the world.
-In this he fulfilled his duties of citizen, faithfully teaching his
-uniformed companions how to march by the left leg, and to get reeling
-drunk by sundown; otherwise he didn't amount to much in the community;
-his house was unpainted, his fences were tumbled down, his farm was a
-waste, his wife wore an old gown to meeting, to which the captain never
-went; but he was a good trout-fisher, and there was no man in town who
-spent more time at the country store and made more shrewd observations
-upon the affairs of his neighbors. Although he had never been in an
-asylum any more than he had been in war, he was almost as perfect a
-drunkard as he was soldier. He hated the British, whom he had never
-seen, as much as he loved rum, from which he was never separated.
-
-The company which his son commanded, wearing his father's belt and
-sword, was about as effective as the old company, and more orderly.
-It contained from thirty to fifty boys, according to the pressure of
-"chores" at home, and it had its great days of parade and its autumn
-manoeuvres, like the general training. It was an artillery company,
-which gave every boy a chance to wear a sword; and it possessed a small
-mounted cannon, which was dragged about and limbered and unlimbered
-and fired, to the imminent danger of everybody, especially of the
-company. In point of marching, with all the legs going together, and
-twisting itself up and untwisting, breaking into single-file (for
-Indian fighting) and forming platoons, turning a sharp corner, and
-getting out of the way of a wagon, circling the town pump, frightening
-horses, stopping short in front of the tavern, with ranks dressed and
-eyes right and left, it was the equal of any military organization
-I ever saw. It could train better than the big company, and I think
-it did more good in keeping alive the spirit of patriotism and desire
-to fight. Its discipline was strict. If a boy left the ranks to jab a
-spectator, or make faces at a window, or "go for" a striped snake, he
-was "hollered" at no end.
-
-It was altogether a very serious business; there was no levity about
-the hot and hard marching, and as boys have no humor nothing ludicrous
-occurred. John was very proud of his office, and of his ability to
-keep the rear ranks closed up and ready to execute any manoeuvre when
-the captain "hollered," which he did continually. He carried a real
-sword, which his grandfather had worn in many a militia campaign on
-the village green, the rust upon which John fancied was Indian blood;
-he had various red and yellow insignia of military rank sewed upon
-different parts of his clothes, and though his cocked hat was of
-pasteboard, it was decorated with gilding and bright rosettes, and
-floated a red feather that made his heart beat with martial fury
-whenever he looked at it. The effect of this uniform upon the girls was
-not a matter of conjecture. I think they really cared nothing about
-it, but they pretended to think it fine, and they fed the poor boys'
-vanity,—the weakness by which women govern the world.
-
-The exalted happiness of John in this military service I dare say was
-never equalled in any subsequent occupation. The display of the company
-in the village filled him with the loftiest heroism. There was nothing
-wanting but an enemy to fight, but this could only be had by half the
-company staining themselves with elderberry juice and going into the
-woods as Indians, to fight the artillery from behind trees with bows
-and arrows, or to ambush it and tomahawk the gunners. This, however,
-was made to seem very like real war. Traditions of Indian cruelty
-were still fresh in Western Massachusetts. Behind John's house in the
-orchard were some old slate tombstones, sunken and leaning, which
-recorded the names of Captain Moses Rice and Phineas Arms, who had been
-killed by Indians in the last century while at work in the meadow by
-the river, and who slept there in the hope of a glorious resurrection.
-Phineas Arms—martial name—was long since dust; and even the mortal
-part of the great Captain Moses Rice had been absorbed in the soil,
-and passed perhaps with the sap up into the old but still blooming
-apple-trees. It was a quiet place where they lay, but they might have
-heard—if hear they could—the loud, continuous roar of the Deerfield,
-and the stirring of the long grass on that sunny slope. There was a
-tradition that years ago an Indian, probably the last of his race, had
-been seen moving along the crest of the mountain, and gazing down into
-the lovely valley which had been the favorite home of his tribe, upon
-the fields where he grew his corn and the sparkling stream whence he
-drew his fish. John used to fancy at times, as he sat there, that he
-could see that red spectre gliding among the trees on the hill; and
-if the tombstone suggested to him the trump of judgment, he could not
-separate it from the war-whoop that had been the last sound in the ear
-of Phineas Arms. The Indian always preceded murder by the war-whoop;
-and this was an advantage that the artillery had in the fight with the
-elderberry Indians. It was warned in time. If there was no war-whoop,
-the killing didn't count; the artilleryman got up and killed the
-Indian. The Indian usually had the worst of it; he not only got killed
-by the regulars, but he got whipped by the home-guard at night for
-staining himself and his clothes with the elderberry.
-
-But once a year the company had a superlative parade. This was when
-the military company from the north part of the town joined the
-villagers in a general muster. This was an infantry company, and not
-to be compared with that of the village in point of evolutions. There
-was a great and natural hatred between the north town boys and the
-centre. I don't know why, but no contiguous African tribes could be
-more hostile. It was all right for one of either section to "lick" the
-other if he could, or for half a dozen to "lick" one of the enemy if
-they caught him alone. The notion of honor, as of mercy, comes into
-the boy only when he is pretty well grown; to some, neither ever comes.
-And yet there was an artificial military courtesy (something like that
-existing in the feudal age, no doubt) which put the meeting of these
-two rival and mutually detested companies on a high plane of behavior.
-It was beautiful to see the seriousness of this lofty and studied
-condescension on both sides. For the time, everything was under martial
-law. The village company being the senior, its captain commanded the
-united battalion in the march, and this put John temporarily into the
-position of captain, with the right to march at the head and "holler;"
-a responsibility which realized all his hopes of glory.
-
-I suppose there has yet been discovered by man no gratification like
-that of marching at the head of a column in uniform on parade,—unless
-perhaps it is marching at their head when they are leaving a field of
-battle. John experienced all the thrill of this conspicuous authority,
-and I dare say that nothing in his later life has so exalted him
-in his own esteem; certainly nothing has since happened that was so
-important as the events of that parade day seemed. He satiated himself
-with all the delights of war.
-
-
-
-
-XVIII
-
-COUNTRY SCENES
-
-
-It is impossible to say at what age a New England country boy becomes
-conscious that his trousers-legs are too short, and is anxious about
-the part of his hair and the fit of his woman-made roundabout. These
-harrowing thoughts come to him later than to the city lad. At least, a
-generation ago he served a long apprenticeship with nature only for a
-master, absolutely unconscious of the artificialities of life.
-
-But I do not think his early education was neglected. And yet it is
-easy to underestimate the influences that, unconsciously to him, were
-expanding his mind and nursing in him heroic purposes. There was the
-lovely but narrow valley, with its rapid mountain stream; there were
-the great hills which he climbed only to see other hills stretching
-away to a broken and tempting horizon; there were the rocky pastures,
-and the wide sweeps of forest through which the winter tempests
-howled, upon which hung the haze of summer heat, over which the great
-shadows of summer clouds traveled; there were the clouds themselves,
-shouldering up above the peaks, hurrying across the narrow sky,—the
-clouds out of which the wind came, and the lightning and the sudden
-dashes of rain; and there were days when the sky was ineffably blue and
-distant, a fathomless vault of heaven where the hen-hawk and the eagle
-poised on outstretched wings and watched for their prey. Can you say
-how these things fed the imagination of the boy, who had few books and
-no contact with the great world? Do you think any city lad could have
-written "Thanatopsis" at eighteen?
-
-[Illustration: SLIPPERY WORK]
-
-If you had seen John, in his short and roomy trousers and ill-used
-straw hat, picking his barefooted way over the rocks along the
-river-bank of a cool morning to see if an eel had "got on," you
-would not have fancied that he lived in an ideal world. Nor did
-he consciously. So far as he knew, he had no more sentiment than a
-jack-knife. Although he loved Cynthia Rudd devotedly, and blushed
-scarlet one day when his cousin found a lock of Cynthia's flaming hair
-in the box where John kept his fish-hooks, spruce gum, flag-root,
-tickets of standing at the head, gimlet, billets-doux in blue ink,
-a vile liquid in a bottle to make fish bite, and other precious
-possessions, yet Cynthia's society had no attractions for him
-comparable to a day's trout-fishing. She was, after all, only a single
-and a very undefined item in his general ideal world, and there was
-no harm in letting his imagination play about her illumined head.
-Since Cynthia had "got religion" and John had got nothing, his love
-was tempered with a little awe and a feeling of distance. He was not
-fickle, and yet I cannot say that he was not ready to construct a new
-romance in which Cynthia should be eliminated. Nothing was easier.
-Perhaps it was a luxurious traveling-carriage, drawn by two splendid
-horses in plated harness, driven along the sandy road. There were a
-gentleman and a young lad on the front seat, and on the back seat a
-handsome, pale lady with a little girl beside her. Behind, on the rack
-with the trunk, was a colored boy, an imp out of a story-book. John was
-told that the black boy was a slave, and that the carriage was from
-Baltimore. Here was a chance for a romance. Slavery, beauty, wealth,
-haughtiness, especially on the part of the slender boy on the front
-seat,—here was an opening into a vast realm. The high-stepping horses
-and the shining harness were enough to excite John's admiration, but
-these were nothing to the little girl. His eyes had never before fallen
-upon that kind of girl; he had hardly imagined that such a lovely
-creature could exist. Was it the soft and dainty toilet, was it the
-brown curls, or the large laughing eyes, or the delicate, finely cut
-features, or the charming little figure of this fairy-like person? Was
-this expression on her mobile face merely that of amusement at seeing a
-country boy? Then John hated her. On the contrary, did she see in him
-what John felt himself to be? Then he would go the world over to serve
-her. In a moment he was self-conscious. His trousers seemed to creep
-higher up his legs, and he could feel his very ankles blush. He hoped
-that she had not seen the other side of him, for in fact the patches
-were not of the exact shade of the rest of the cloth. The vision
-flashed by him in a moment, but it left him with a resentful feeling.
-Perhaps that proud little girl would be sorry some day, when he had
-become a general, or written a book, or kept a store, to see him go
-away and marry another. He almost made up his cruel mind on the instant
-that he would never marry her, however bad she might feel. And yet he
-couldn't get her out of his mind for days and days, and when her image
-was present even Cynthia in the singers' seat on Sunday looked a little
-cheap and common. Poor Cynthia! Long before John became a general, or
-had his revenge on the Baltimore girl, she married a farmer and was the
-mother of children, red-headed; and when John saw her years after, she
-looked tired and discouraged, as one who has carried into womanhood
-none of the romance of her youth.
-
-[Illustration: RIGGING UP THE FISHING TACKLE]
-
-Fishing and dreaming, I think, were the best amusements John had. The
-middle pier of the long covered bridge over the river stood upon a
-great rock, and this rock (which was known as the swimming-rock, whence
-the boys on summer evenings dived into the deep pool by its side) was
-a favorite spot with John when he could get an hour or two from the
-everlasting "chores." Making his way out to it over the rocks at low
-water with his fish-pole, there he was content to sit and observe the
-world; and there he saw a great deal of life. He always expected to
-catch the legendary trout which weighed two pounds and was believed to
-inhabit that pool. He always did catch horned dace and shiners, which
-he despised, and sometimes he snared a monstrous sucker a foot and a
-half long. But in the summer the sucker is a flabby fish, and John was
-not thanked for bringing him home. He liked, however, to lie with his
-face close to the water and watch the long fishes panting in the clear
-depths, and occasionally he would drop a pebble near one to see how
-gracefully he would scud away with one wave of the tail into deeper
-water. Nothing fears the little brown boy. The yellow-bird slants his
-wings, almost touches the deep water before him, and then escapes away
-under the bridge to the east with a glint of sunshine on his back; the
-fish-hawk comes down with a swoop, dips one wing, and, his prey having
-darted under a stone, is away again over the still hill, high soaring
-on even-poised pinions, keeping an eye perhaps upon the great eagle
-which is sweeping the sky in widening circles.
-
-[Illustration: WATCHING THE FISHES]
-
-But there is other life. A wagon rumbles over the bridge, and the
-farmer and his wife, jogging along, do not know that they have startled
-a lazy boy into a momentary fancy that a thunder-shower is coming up.
-John can see, as he lies there on a still summer day with the fishes
-and the birds for company, the road that comes down the left bank of
-the river, a hot, sandy, well-traveled road, hidden from view here and
-there by trees and bushes. The chief point of interest, however, is
-an enormous sycamore-tree by the roadside and in front of John's house.
-The house is more than a century old, and its timbers were hewed and
-squared by Captain Moses Rice (who lies in his grave on the hillside
-above it), in the presence of the Red Man who killed him with arrow
-and tomahawk some time after his house was set in order. The gigantic
-tree, struck with a sort of leprosy, like all its species, appears
-much older, and of course has its tradition. They say it grew from a
-green stake which the first land-surveyor planted there for one of
-his points of sight. John was reminded of it years after when he sat
-under the shade of the decrepit lime-tree in Freiberg and was told that
-it was originally a twig which the breathless and bloody messenger
-carried in his hand when he dropped exhausted in the square with the
-word "Victory!" on his lips, announcing thus the result of the glorious
-battle of Morat, where the Swiss in 1476 defeated Charles the Bold.
-Under the broad but scanty shade of the great button-ball tree (as
-it was called) stood an old watering-trough, with its half-decayed
-penstock and well-worn spout pouring forever cold sparkling water into
-the overflowing trough. It is fed by a spring near by, and the water
-is sweeter and colder than any in the known world, unless it be the
-well Zem-Zem, as generations of people and horses which have drunk of
-it would testify if they could come back. And if they could file along
-this road again, what a procession there would be riding down the
-valley!—antiquated vehicles, rusty wagons adorned with the invariable
-buffalo-robe even in the hottest days, lean and long-favored horses,
-frisky colts, drawing generation after generation the sober and pious
-saints that passed this way to meeting and to mill.
-
-What a refreshment is that water-spout! All day long there are pilgrims
-to it, and John likes nothing better than to watch them. Here comes a
-gray horse drawing a buggy with two men,—cattle-buyers probably. Out
-jumps a man, down goes the check-rein. What a good draught the nag
-takes! Here comes a long-stepping trotter in a sulky; man in a brown
-linen coat and wide-awake hat,—dissolute, horsey-looking man. They
-turn up, of course. Ah! there is an establishment he knows well; a
-sorrel horse and an old chaise. The sorrel horse scents the water afar
-off, and begins to turn up long before he reaches the trough, thrusting
-out his nose in anticipation of the cool sensation. No check to let
-down; he plunges his nose in nearly to his eyes in his haste to get at
-it. Two maiden ladies—unmistakably such, though they appear neither
-"anxious nor aimless"—within the scoop-top smile benevolently on the
-sorrel back. It is the deacon's horse, a meeting-going nag, with a
-sedate, leisurely jog as he goes; and these are two of the "salt of the
-earth,"—the brevet rank of the women who stand and wait,—going down
-to the village store to dicker. There come two men in a hurry, horse
-driven up smartly and pulled up short; but as it is rising ground, and
-the horse does not easily reach the water with the wagon pulling back,
-the nervous man in the buggy hitches forward on his seat, as if that
-would carry the wagon a little ahead! Next, lumber-wagon with load
-of boards; horse wants to turn up, and driver switches him and cries
-"G'lang," and the horse reluctantly goes by, turning his head wistfully
-towards the flowing spout. Ah! here comes an equipage strange to these
-parts, and John stands up to look: an elegant carriage and two horses;
-trunks strapped on behind; gentleman and boy on front seat and two
-ladies on back seat,—city people. The gentleman descends, unchecks the
-horses, wipes his brow, takes a drink at the spout and looks around,
-evidently remarking upon the lovely view, as he swings his handkerchief
-in an explanatory manner. Judicious travelers! John would like to
-know who they are. Perhaps they are from Boston, whence come all the
-wonderfully painted peddlers' wagons drawn by six stalwart horses,
-which the driver, using no rein, controls with his long whip and cheery
-voice. If so, great is the condescension of Boston; and John follows
-them with an undefined longing as they drive away toward the mountains
-of Zoar. Here is a footman, dusty and tired, who comes with lagging
-steps. He stops, removes his hat, as he should to such a tree, puts his
-mouth to the spout, and takes a long pull at the lively water. And then
-he goes on, perhaps to Zoar, perhaps to a worse place.
-
-So they come and go all the summer afternoon; but the great event of
-the day is the passing down the valley of the majestic stage-coach,
-the vast yellow-bodied, rattling vehicle. John can hear a mile off the
-shaking of chains, traces, and whiffletrees, and the creaking of its
-leathern braces, as the great bulk swings along piled high with trunks.
-It represents to John, somehow, authority, government, the right of
-way; the driver is an autocrat,—everybody must make way for the
-stage-coach. It almost satisfies the imagination, this royal vehicle;
-one can go in it to the confines of the world,—to Boston and to Albany.
-
-There were other influences that I dare say contributed to the boy's
-education. I think his imagination was stimulated by a band of gypsies
-who used to come every summer and pitch a tent on a little roadside
-patch of green turf by the river-bank, not far from his house. It was
-shaded by elms and butternut-trees, and a long spit of sand and pebbles
-ran out from it into the brawling stream. Probably they were not a very
-good kind of gypsy, although the story was that the men drank and beat
-the women. John didn't know much about drinking; his experience of it
-was confined to sweet cider; yet he had already set himself up as a
-reformer, and joined the Cold Water Band. The object of this Band was
-to walk in a procession under a banner that declared,—
-
- "So here we pledge perpetual hate
- To all that can intoxicate;"
-
-and wear a badge with this legend, and above it the device of a
-well-curb with a long sweep. It kept John and all the little boys and
-girls from being drunkards till they were ten or eleven years of age;
-though perhaps a few of them died meantime from eating loaf-cake and
-pie and drinking ice-cold water at the celebrations of the Band.
-
-The gypsy camp had a strange fascination for John, mingled of
-curiosity and fear. Nothing more alien could come into the New England
-life than this tatterdemalion band. It was hardly credible that here
-were actually people who lived outdoors, who slept in their covered
-wagon or under their tent, and cooked in the open air; it was a visible
-romance transferred from foreign lands and the remote times of the
-story-books; and John took these city thieves, who were on their
-annual foray into the country, trading and stealing horses and robbing
-hen-roosts and cornfields, for the mysterious race who for thousands
-of years have done these same things in all lands, by right of their
-pure blood and ancient lineage. John was afraid to approach the camp
-when any of the scowling and villanous men were lounging about, pipes
-in mouth; but he took more courage when only women and children were
-visible. The swarthy, black-haired women in dirty calico frocks were
-anything but attractive, but they spoke softly to the boy, and told his
-fortune, and wheedled him into bringing them any amount of cucumbers
-and green corn in the course of the season. In front of the tent were
-planted in the ground three poles that met together at the top, whence
-depended a kettle. This was the kitchen, and it was sufficient. The
-fuel for the fire was the driftwood of the stream. John noted that it
-did not require to be sawed into stove-lengths; and, in short, that
-the "chores" about this establishment were reduced to the minimum. And
-an older person than John might envy the free life of these wanderers,
-who paid neither rent nor taxes, and yet enjoyed all the delights of
-nature. It seemed to the boy that affairs would go more smoothly in the
-world if everybody would live in this simple manner. Nor did he then
-know, or ever after find out, why it is that the world only permits
-wicked people to be Bohemians.
-
-[Illustration: ENTERING THE OLD BRIDGE]
-
-
-
-
-XIX
-
-A CONTRAST TO THE NEW ENGLAND BOY
-
-
-One evening at vespers in Genoa, attracted by a burst of music from
-the swinging curtain of the doorway, I entered a little church much
-frequented by the common people. An unexpected and exceedingly pretty
-sight rewarded me.
-
-It was All-Souls' Day. In Italy almost every day is set apart for some
-festival, or belongs to some saint or another; and I suppose that when
-leap-year brings around the extra day, there is a saint ready to claim
-the 29th of February. Whatever the day was to the elders, the evening
-was devoted to the children. The first thing I noticed was, that the
-quaint old church was lighted up with innumerable wax-tapers,—an
-uncommon sight, for the darkness of a Catholic church in the evening
-is usually relieved only by a candle here and there, and by a blazing
-pyramid of them on the high altar. The use of gas is held to be a
-vulgar thing all over Europe, and especially unfit for a church or an
-aristocratic palace.
-
-Then I saw that each taper belonged to a little boy or girl, and the
-groups of children were scattered all about the church. There was a
-group by every side altar and chapel, all the benches were occupied by
-knots of them, and there were so many circles of them seated on the
-pavement that I could with difficulty make my way among them. There
-were hundreds of children in the church, all dressed in their holiday
-apparel, and all intent upon the illumination, which seemed to be a
-private affair to each one of them.
-
-[Illustration: THE OLD WATERING TROUGH]
-
-And not much effect had their tapers upon the darkness of the vast
-vaults above them. The tapers were little spiral coils of wax, which
-the children unrolled as fast as they burned, and when they were tired
-of holding them they rested them on the ground and watched the burning.
-I stood some time by a group of a dozen seated in a corner of the
-church. They had massed all the tapers in the centre and formed a
-ring about the spectacle, sitting with their legs straight out before
-them and their toes turned up. The light shone full in their happy
-faces, and made the group, enveloped otherwise in darkness, like one
-of Correggio's pictures of children or angels. Correggio was a famous
-Italian artist of the sixteenth century, who painted cherubs like
-children who were just going to heaven, and children like cherubs who
-had just come out of it. But then, he had the Italian children for
-models, and they get the knack of being lovely very young. An Italian
-child finds it as easy to be pretty as an American child to be good.
-
-One could not but be struck with the patience these little people
-exhibited in their occupation, and the enjoyment they got out of it.
-There was no noise; all conversed in subdued whispers and behaved in
-the most gentle manner to each other, especially to the smallest, and
-there were many of them so small that they could only toddle about by
-the most judicious exercise of their equilibrium. I do not say this by
-way of reproof to any other kind of children.
-
-These little groups, as I have said, were scattered all about the
-church; and they made with their tapers little spots of light, which
-looked in the distance very much like Correggio's picture which is at
-Dresden,—the Holy Family at Night, and the light from the Divine Child
-blazing in the faces of all the attendants. Some of the children were
-infants in the nurse's arms, but no one was too small to have a taper,
-and to run the risk of burning its fingers.
-
-There is nothing that a baby likes more than a lighted candle, and the
-church has understood this longing in human nature, and found means to
-gratify it by this festival of tapers.
-
-The groups do not all remain long in place, you may imagine; there is a
-good deal of shifting about, and I see little stragglers wandering over
-the church, like fairies lighted by fire-flies. Occasionally they form
-a little procession and march from one altar to another, the lights
-twinkling as they go.
-
-But all this time there is music pouring out of the organ-loft at the
-end of the church, and flooding all its spaces with its volume. In
-front of the organ is a choir of boys, led by a round-faced and jolly
-monk, who rolls about as he sings, and lets the deep bass noise rumble
-about a long time in his stomach before he pours it out of his mouth.
-I can see the faces of all of them quite well, for each singer has a
-candle to light his music-book.
-
-And next to the monk stands the boy,—the handsomest boy in the whole
-world probably at this moment. I can see now his great, liquid, dark
-eyes and his exquisite face, and the way he tossed back his long waving
-hair when he struck into his part. He resembled the portraits of
-Raphael, when that artist was a boy; only I think he looked better than
-Raphael, and without trying, for he seemed to be a spontaneous sort of
-boy. And how that boy did sing! He was the soprano of the choir, and he
-had a voice of heavenly sweetness. When he opened his mouth and tossed
-back his head, he filled the church with exquisite melody.
-
-He sang like a lark, or like an angel. As we never heard an angel sing,
-that comparison is not worth much. I have seen pictures of angels
-singing,—there is one by Jan and Hubert Van Eyck in the gallery at
-Berlin,—and they open their mouths like this boy, but I can't say as
-much for their singing. The lark, which you very likely never heard
-either,—for larks are as scarce in America as angels,—is a bird that
-springs up from the meadow and begins to sing as he rises in a spiral
-flight, and the higher he mounts the sweeter he sings, until you think
-the notes are dropping out of heaven itself, and you hear him when he
-is gone from sight, and you think you hear him long after all sound has
-ceased.
-
-And yet this boy sang better than a lark, because he had more notes and
-a greater compass and more volume, although he shook out his voice in
-the same gleesome abundance.
-
-[Illustration: THE NEW ENGLAND BOY]
-
-I am sorry that I cannot add that this ravishingly beautiful boy was
-a good boy. He was probably one of the most mischievous boys that was
-ever in an organ-loft. All time that he was singing the vespers he
-was skylarking like an imp. While he was pouring out the most divine
-melody, he would take the opportunity of kicking the shins of the boy
-next to him; and while he was waiting for his part he would kick out
-behind at any one who was incautious enough to approach him. There
-never was such a vicious boy; he kept the whole loft in a ferment. When
-the monk rumbled his bass in his stomach, the boy cut up monkey-shines
-that set every other boy into a laugh, or he stirred up a row that set
-them all at fisticuffs.
-
-And yet this boy was a great favorite. The jolly monk loved him best
-of all, and bore with his wildest pranks. When he was wanted to sing
-his part and was skylarking in the rear, the fat monk took him by the
-ear and brought him forward; and when he gave the boy's ear a twist,
-the boy opened his lovely mouth and poured forth such a flood of melody
-as you never heard. And he didn't mind his notes; he seemed to know
-his notes by heart, and could sing and look off like a nightingale
-on a bough. He knew his power, that boy; and he stepped forward to
-his stand when he pleased, certain that he would be forgiven as soon
-as he began to sing. And such spirit and life as he threw into the
-performance, rollicking through the Vespers with a perfect abandon of
-carriage, as if he could sing himself out of his skin if he liked!
-
-While the little angels down below were pattering about with their wax
-tapers, keeping the holy fire burning, suddenly the organ stopped, the
-monk shut his book with a bang, the boys blew out the candles, and I
-heard them all tumbling down stairs in a gale of noise and laughter.
-The beautiful boy I saw no more.
-
-About him plays the light of tender memory; but were he twice as
-lovely, I could never think of him as having either the simple
-manliness or the good fortune of the New England boy.
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