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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Being a Boy, by Charles Dudley Warner
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-Title: Being a Boy
-
-Author: Charles Dudley Warner
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-Illustrator: Clifton Johnson
-
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-
-[Illustration: FISHING ON THE SWIMMING ROCK (page 169)]
-
-
-
-
- Being a Boy
-
- by
-
- Charles Dudley
- Warner
-
- [Illustration]
-
- _With Illustrations
- from Photographs
- by Clifton Johnson_
-
- Boston and New York
- Houghton, Mifflin and Company
-
- The Riverside Press, Cambridge
- Mdcccxcvii
-
-
-
-
- COPYRIGHT, 1877, BY JAMES R. OSGOOD AND CO.
- 1897, BY HOUGHTON, MIFFLIN AND CO.
- ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
-
-
-
-
- CONTENTS
-
-
- PAGE
-
- PREFACE TO THE ILLUSTRATED EDITION vii
-
- I. BEING A BOY 1
-
- II. THE BOY AS A FARMER 8
-
- III. THE DELIGHTS OF FARMING 15
-
- IV. NO FARMING WITHOUT A BOY 22
-
- V. THE BOY'S SUNDAY 30
-
- VI. THE GRINDSTONE OF LIFE 38
-
- VII. FICTION AND SENTIMENT 47
-
- VIII. THE COMING OF THANKSGIVING 56
-
- IX. THE SEASON OF PUMPKIN-PIE 65
-
- X. FIRST EXPERIENCE OF THE WORLD 73
-
- XI. HOME INVENTIONS 82
-
- XII. THE LONELY FARM-HOUSE 92
-
- XIII. JOHN'S FIRST PARTY 101
-
- XIV. THE SUGAR CAMP 113
-
- XV. THE HEART OF NEW ENGLAND 123
-
- XVI. JOHN'S REVIVAL 134
-
- XVII. WAR 150
-
- XVIII. COUNTRY SCENES 164
-
- XIX. A CONTRAST TO THE NEW ENGLAND BOY 179
-
-
-
-
- LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
-
-
- PAGE
-
- FISHING ON THE SWIMMING ROCK (see page 169)
- _Frontispiece._
-
- BEING A BOY 2
-
- THE FARM OXEN 4
-
- AT THE PASTURE BARS 8
-
- IN THE CATTLE PASTURE 10
-
- AFTER A CROW'S NEST 16
-
- A STRING OF SPECKLED TROUT 20
-
- WATCHING FOR SUNSET 28
-
- RIDING BAREBACK 32
-
- TURNING THE GRINDSTONE 36
-
- SNARING SUCKERS 45
-
- PICKING UP POTATOES 48
-
- LEAP-FROG AT RECESS 50
-
- POUNDING OFF SHUCKS 58
-
- RUNNING ON THE STONE WALL 75
-
- COASTING 83
-
- IN SCHOOL 89
-
- A REMOTE FARM-HOUSE 93
-
- GOING HOME WITH CYNTHIA 111
-
- A YOUNG SUGAR MAKER 119
-
- WATCHING THE KETTLES 121
-
- THE VILLAGE FROM THE HILL 127
-
- TREEING A WOODCHUCK 131
-
- LOOKING FOR FROGS 136
-
- TROUT FISHING 140
-
- FORCED TO GO TO BED 148
-
- SLIPPERY WORK 165
-
- RIGGING UP THE FISHING-TACKLE 169
-
- WATCHING THE FISHES 170
-
- ENTERING THE OLD BRIDGE 178
-
- THE OLD WATERING TROUGH 180
-
- THE NEW ENGLAND BOY 184
-
-
-
-
-PREFACE TO THE ILLUSTRATED EDITION
-
-
-This volume was first published over twenty years ago. If any of the
-boys described in it were real, they have long since grown up, got
-married, gone West, become selectmen or sheriffs, gone to Congress,
-invented an electric churn, become editors or preachers or commercial
-travelers, written a book, served a term as consul to a country the
-language of which they did not know, or plodded along on a farm,
-cultivating rheumatism and acquiring invaluable knowledge of the most
-fickle weather known in a region which has all the fascination and all
-the power of being disagreeable belonging to the most accomplished
-coquette in the world.
-
-The rural life described is that of New England between 1830 and 1850,
-in a period of darkness, before the use of lucifer matches; but when,
-although religion had a touch of gloom and all pleasure was heightened
-by a timorous apprehension that it was sin, the sun shone, the woods
-were full of pungent scents, nature was strong in its invitations to
-cheerfulness, and girls were as sweet and winsome as they are in the
-old ballads.
-
-The object of the papers composing the volume—hough "object" is a
-strong word to use about their waywardness—twas to recall scenes in
-the boy-life of New England, or the impressions that a boy had of that
-life. There was no attempt at the biography of any particular boy; the
-experiences given were common to the boyhood of the time and place.
-While the book, therefore, was not consciously biographical, it was of
-necessity written out of a personal knowledge. And I may be permitted
-to say that, as soon as I became conscious that I was dealing with a
-young life of the past, I tried to be faithful to it, strictly so, and
-to import into it nothing of later experience, either in feeling or
-performance. I invented nothing,—not an adventure, not a scene, not
-an emotion. I know from observation how difficult it is for an adult
-to write about childhood. Invention is apt to supply details that
-memory does not carry. The knowledge of the man insensibly inflates the
-boyhood limitations. The temptation is to make a psychological analysis
-of the boy's life and aspirations, and to interpret them according to
-the man's view of life. It seems comparatively easy to write stories
-about boys, and even biographies; but it is not easy to resist the
-temptation of inventing scenes to make them interesting, indulging in
-exaggerations both of adventure and of feeling which are not true to
-experience, inventing details impossible to be recalled by the best
-memory, and states of mind which are psychologically untrue to the
-boy's consciousness.
-
-How far I succeeded in keeping the man out of the boy's life, my
-readers can judge better than the writer. The volume originally made
-no sensation—how could it, pitched in such a key?—but it has gone
-on peacefully, and, I am glad to acknowledge, has made many valuable
-friends. It started a brook, and a brook it has continued. In sending
-out this new edition with Mr. Clifton Johnson's pictures, lovingly
-taken from the real life and heart of New England, I may express the
-hope that the boy of the remote generation will lose no friends.
-
- C. D. W.
-
- HARTFORD, May 8, 1897.
-
-
-
-
-BEING A BOY
-
-
-
-
-I
-
-BEING A BOY
-
-
-One of the best things in the world to be is a boy; it requires no
-experience, though it needs some practice to be a good one. The
-disadvantage of the position is that it does not last long enough;
-it is soon over; just as you get used to being a boy, you have to be
-something else, with a good deal more work to do and not half so much
-fun. And yet every boy is anxious to be a man, and is very uneasy with
-the restrictions that are put upon him as a boy. Good fun as it is to
-yoke up the calves and play work, there is not a boy on a farm but
-would rather drive a yoke of oxen at real work. What a glorious feeling
-it is, indeed, when a boy is for the first time given the long whip and
-permitted to drive the oxen, walking by their side, swinging the long
-lash, and shouting "Gee, Buck!" "Haw, Golden!" "Whoa, Bright!" and all
-the rest of that remarkable language, until he is red in the face, and
-all the neighbors for half a mile are aware that something unusual is
-going on. If I were a boy, I am not sure but I would rather drive the
-oxen than have a birthday.
-
-[Illustration: BEING A BOY]
-
-The proudest day of my life was one day when I rode on the neap of
-the cart, and drove the oxen, all alone, with a load of apples to the
-cider-mill. I was so little, that it was a wonder that I didn't fall
-off, and get under the broad wheels. Nothing could make a boy, who
-cared anything for his appearance, feel flatter than to be run over
-by the broad tire of a cart-wheel. But I never heard of one who was,
-and I don't believe one ever will be. As I said, it was a great day
-for me, but I don't remember that the oxen cared much about it. They
-sagged along in their great clumsy way, switching their tails in my
-face occasionally, and now and then giving a lurch to this or that
-side of the road, attracted by a choice tuft of grass. And then I
-"came the Julius Cæsar" over them, if you will allow me to use such a
-slang expression, a liberty I never should permit you. I don't know
-that Julius Cæsar ever drove cattle, though he must often have seen the
-peasants from the Campagna "haw" and "gee" them round the Forum (of
-course in Latin, a language that those cattle understood as well as
-ours do English); but what I mean is, that I stood up and "hollered"
-with all my might, as everybody does with oxen, as if they were born
-deaf, and whacked them with the long lash over the head, just as the
-big folks did when they drove. I think now that it was a cowardly thing
-to crack the patient old fellows over the face and eyes, and make them
-wink in their meek manner. If I am ever a boy again on a farm, I shall
-speak gently to the oxen, and not go screaming round the farm like a
-crazy man; and I shall not hit them a cruel cut with the lash every few
-minutes, because it looks big to do so and I cannot think of anything
-else to do. I never liked lickings myself, and I don't know why an
-ox should like them, especially as he cannot reason about the moral
-improvement he is to get out of them.
-
-[Illustration: THE FARM OXEN]
-
-Speaking of Latin reminds me that I once taught my cows Latin. I don't
-mean that I taught them to read it, for it is very difficult to teach a
-cow to read Latin or any of the dead languages,—a cow cares more for
-her cud than she does for all the classics put together. But if you
-begin early you can teach a cow, or a calf (if you can teach a calf
-anything, which I doubt), Latin as well as English. There were ten
-cows, which I had to escort to and from pasture night and morning. To
-these cows I gave the names of the Roman numerals, beginning with Unus
-and Duo, and going up to Decem. Decem was of course the biggest cow of
-the party, or at least she was the ruler of the others, and had the
-place of honor in the stable and everywhere else. I admire cows, and
-especially the exactness with which they define their social position.
-In this case, Decem could "lick" Novem, and Novem could "lick" Octo,
-and so on down to Unus, who couldn't lick anybody, except her own
-calf. I suppose I ought to have called the weakest cow Una instead of
-Unus, considering her sex; but I didn't care much to teach the cows
-the declensions of adjectives, in which I was not very well up myself;
-and besides it would be of little use to a cow. People who devote
-themselves too severely to study of the classics are apt to become
-dried up; and you should never do anything to dry up a cow. Well, these
-ten cows knew their names after a while, at least they appeared to, and
-would take their places as I called them. At least, if Octo attempted
-to get before Novem in going through the bars (I have heard people
-speak of a "pair of bars" when there were six or eight of them), or
-into the stable, the matter of precedence was settled then and there,
-and once settled there was no dispute about it afterwards. Novem either
-put her horns into Octo's ribs, and Octo shambled to one side, or else
-the two locked horns and tried the game of push and gore until one
-gave up. Nothing is stricter than the etiquette of a party of cows.
-There is nothing in royal courts equal to it; rank is exactly settled,
-and the same individuals always have the precedence. You know that at
-Windsor Castle, if the Royal Three-Ply Silver Stick should happen to
-get in front of the Most Royal Double-and-Twisted Golden Rod, when the
-court is going in to dinner, something so dreadful would happen that we
-don't dare to think of it. It is certain that the soup would get cold
-while the Golden Rod was pitching the Silver Stick out of the castle
-window into the moat, and perhaps the island of Great Britain itself
-would split in two. But the people are very careful that it never
-shall happen, so we shall probably never know what the effect would
-be. Among cows, as I say, the question is settled in short order, and
-in a different manner from what it sometimes is in other society. It
-is said that in other society there is sometimes a great scramble for
-the first place, for the leadership as it is called, and that women,
-and men too, fight for what is called position; and in order to be
-first they will injure their neighbors by telling stories about them
-and by backbiting, which is the meanest kind of biting there is, not
-excepting the bite of fleas. But in cow society there is nothing of
-this detraction in order to get the first place at the crib, or the
-farther stall in the stable. If the question arises, the cows turn in,
-horns and all, and settle it with one square fight, and that ends it. I
-have often admired this trait in cows.
-
-Besides Latin, I used to try to teach the cows a little poetry, and
-it is a very good plan. It does not benefit the cows much, but it is
-excellent exercise for a boy farmer. I used to commit to memory as many
-short poems as I could find (the cows liked to listen to Thanatopsis
-about as well as anything), and repeat them when I went to the pasture,
-and as I drove the cows home through the sweet ferns and down the rocky
-slopes. It improves a boy's elocution a great deal more than driving
-oxen.
-
-It is a fact, also, that if a boy repeats Thanatopsis while he is
-milking, that operation acquires a certain dignity.
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-THE BOY AS A FARMER
-
-[Illustration: AT THE PASTURE BARS]
-
-
-Boys in general would be very good farmers if the current notions
-about farming were not so very different from those they entertain.
-What passes for laziness is very often an unwillingness to farm in a
-particular way. For instance, some morning in early summer John is told
-to catch the sorrel mare, harness her into the spring wagon, and put
-in the buffalo and the best whip, for father is obliged to drive over
-to the "Corners, to see a man" about some cattle, or talk with the
-road commissioner, or go to the store for the "women folks," and to
-attend to other important business; and very likely he will not be back
-till sundown. It must be very pressing business, for the old gentleman
-drives off in this way somewhere almost every pleasant day, and appears
-to have a great deal on his mind.
-
-Meantime, he tells John that he can play ball after he has done up the
-chores. As if the chores could ever be "done up" on a farm. He is first
-to clean out the horse-stable; then to take a bill-hook and cut down
-the thistles and weeds from the fence-corners in the home mowing-lot
-and along the road towards the village; to dig up the docks round the
-garden patch; to weed out the beet-bed; to hoe the early potatoes; to
-rake the sticks and leaves out of the front yard; in short, there is
-work enough laid out for John to keep him busy, it seems to him, till
-he comes of age; and at half an hour to sundown he is to go for the
-cows, and, mind he don't run 'em!
-
-"Yes, sir," says John, "is that all?"
-
-"Well, if you get through in good season, you might pick over those
-potatoes in the cellar: they are sprouting; they ain't fit to eat."
-
-John is obliged to his father, for if there is any sort of chore more
-cheerful to a boy than another, on a pleasant day, it is rubbing the
-sprouts off potatoes in a dark cellar. And the old gentleman mounts
-his wagon and drives away down the enticing road, with the dog
-bounding along beside the wagon, and refusing to come back at John's
-call. John half wishes he were the dog. The dog knows the part of
-farming that suits him. He likes to run along the road and see all
-the dogs and other people, and he likes best of all to lie on the
-store steps at the Corners—while his master's horse is dozing at
-the post and his master is talking politics in the store—with the
-other dogs of his acquaintance, snapping at mutually annoying flies
-and indulging in that delightful dog gossip which is expressed by a
-wag of the tail and a sniff of the nose. Nobody knows how many dogs'
-characters are destroyed in this gossip; or how a dog may be able to
-insinuate suspicion by a wag of the tail as a man can by a shrug of the
-shoulders, or sniff a slander as a man can suggest one by raising his
-eyebrows.
-
-[Illustration: IN THE CATTLE PASTURE]
-
-John looks after the old gentleman driving off in state, with the
-odorous buffalo-robe and the new whip, and he thinks that is the sort
-of farming he would like to do. And he cries after his departing
-parent,—
-
-"Say, father, can't I go over to the farther pasture and salt the
-cattle?" John knows that he could spend half a day very pleasantly in
-going over to that pasture, looking for bird's-nests and shying at red
-squirrels on the way, and who knows but he might "see" a sucker in the
-meadow brook, and perhaps get a "jab" at him with a sharp stick. He
-knows a hole where there is a whopper; and one of his plans in life
-is to go some day and snare him, and bring him home in triumph. It
-therefore is strongly impressed upon his mind that the cattle want
-salting. But his father, without turning his head, replies,—
-
-"No, they don't need salting any more'n you do!" And the old equipage
-goes rattling down the road, and John whistles his disappointment. When
-I was a boy on a farm, and I suppose it is so now, cattle were never
-salted half enough.
-
-John goes to his chores, and gets through the stable as soon as he can,
-for that must be done; but when it comes to the outdoor work, that
-rather drags. There are so many things to distract the attention,—a
-chipmunk in the fence, a bird on a near tree, and a hen-hawk circling
-high in the air over the barn-yard. John loses a little time in stoning
-the chipmunk, which rather likes the sport, and in watching the bird
-to find where its nest is; and he convinces himself that he ought to
-watch the hawk, lest it pounce upon the chickens, and, therefore,
-with an easy conscience, he spends fifteen minutes in hallooing to
-that distant bird, and follows it away out of sight over the woods,
-and then wishes it would come back again. And then a carriage with
-two horses, and a trunk on behind, goes along the road; and there is
-a girl in the carriage who looks out at John, who is suddenly aware
-that his trousers are patched on each knee and in two places behind;
-and he wonders if she is rich, and whose name is on the trunk, and how
-much the horses cost, and whether that nice-looking man is the girl's
-father, and if that boy on the seat with the driver is her brother, and
-if he has to do chores; and as the gay sight disappears John falls to
-thinking about the great world beyond the farm, of cities, and people
-who are always dressed up, and a great many other things of which he
-has a very dim notion. And then a boy, whom John knows, rides by in
-a wagon with his father, and the boy makes a face at John, and John
-returns the greeting with a twist of his own visage and some symbolic
-gestures. All these things take time. The work of cutting down the
-big weeds gets on slowly, although it is not very disagreeable, or
-would not be if it were play. John imagines that yonder big thistle is
-some whiskered villain, of whom he has read in a fairy book, and he
-advances on him with "Die, ruffian!" and slashes off his head with the
-bill-hook; or he charges upon the rows of mullein-stalks as if they
-were rebels in regimental ranks, and hews them down without mercy.
-What fun it might be if there were only another boy there to help. But
-even war, single-handed, gets to be tiresome. It is dinner-time before
-John finishes the weeds, and it is cow-time before John has made much
-impression on the garden.
-
-This garden John has no fondness for. He would rather hoe corn all day
-than work in it. Father seems to think that it is easy work that John
-can do, because it is near the house! John's continual plan in this
-life is to go fishing. When there comes a rainy day, he attempts to
-carry it out. But ten chances to one his father has different views.
-As it rains so that work cannot be done outdoors, it is a good time to
-work in the garden. He can run into the house during the heavy showers.
-John accordingly detests the garden; and the only time he works briskly
-in it is when he has a stent set, to do so much weeding before the
-Fourth of July. If he is spry he can make an extra holiday the Fourth
-and the day after. Two days of gunpowder and ballplaying! When I was
-a boy, I supposed there was some connection between such and such an
-amount of work done on the farm and our national freedom. I doubted
-if there could be any Fourth of July if my stent was not done. I, at
-least, worked for my Independence.
-
-
-
-
-III
-
-THE DELIGHTS OF FARMING
-
-
-There are so many bright spots in the life of a farm-boy, that I
-sometimes think I should like to live the life over again; I should
-almost be willing to be a girl if it were not for the chores. There
-is a great comfort to a boy in the amount of work he can get rid of
-doing. It is sometimes astonishing how slow he can go on an errand, he
-who leads the school in a race. The world is new and interesting to
-him, and there is so much to take his attention off, when he is sent
-to do anything. Perhaps he couldn't explain, himself, why, when he is
-sent to the neighbor's after yeast, he stops to stone the frogs; he
-is not exactly cruel, but he wants to see if he can hit 'em. No other
-living thing can go so slow as a boy sent on an errand. His legs seem
-to be lead, unless he happens to espy a woodchuck in an adjoining
-lot, when he gives chase to it like a deer; and it is a curious fact
-about boys, that two will be a great deal slower in doing anything than
-one, and that the more you have to help on a piece of work the less
-is accomplished. Boys have a great power of helping each other to do
-nothing; and they are so innocent about it, and unconscious. "I went as
-quick as ever I could," says the boy: his father asks him why he didn't
-stay all night, when he has been absent three hours on a ten-minute
-errand. The sarcasm has no effect on the boy.
-
-[Illustration: AFTER A CROW'S NEST]
-
-Going after the cows was a serious thing in my day. I had to climb a
-hill, which was covered with wild strawberries in the season. Could any
-boy pass by those ripe berries? And then in the fragrant hill pasture
-there were beds of wintergreen with red berries, tufts of columbine,
-roots of sassafras to be dug, and dozens of things good to eat or to
-smell, that I could not resist. It sometimes even lay in my way to
-climb a tree to look for a crow's nest, or to swing in the top, and
-to try if I could see the steeple of the village church. It became
-very important sometimes for me to see that steeple; and in the midst
-of my investigations the tin horn would blow a great blast from the
-farm-house, which would send a cold chill down my back in the hottest
-days. I knew what it meant. It had a frightfully impatient quaver in
-it, not at all like the sweet note that called us to dinner from the
-hayfield. It said, "Why on earth doesn't that boy come home? It is
-almost dark, and the cows ain't milked!" And that was the time the cows
-had to start into a brisk pace and make up for lost time. I wonder if
-any boy ever drove the cows home late, who did not say that the cows
-were at the very farther end of the pasture, and that "Old Brindle" was
-hidden in the woods, and he couldn't find her for ever so long! The
-brindle cow is the boy's scapegoat, many a time.
-
-No other boy knows how to appreciate a holiday as the farm-boy does;
-and his best ones are of a peculiar kind. Going fishing is of course
-one sort. The excitement of rigging up the tackle, digging the bait,
-and the anticipation of great luck,—these are pure pleasures, enjoyed
-because they are rare. Boys who can go a-fishing any time care but
-little for it. Tramping all day through bush and brier, fighting flies
-and mosquitoes, and branches that tangle the line, and snags that break
-the hook, and returning home late and hungry, with wet feet and a
-string of speckled trout on a willow twig, and having the family crowd
-out at the kitchen door to look at 'em, and say, "Pretty well done for
-you, bub; did you catch that big one yourself?"—this is also pure
-happiness, the like of which the boy will never have again, not if he
-comes to be selectman and deacon and to "keep store."
-
-But the holidays I recall with delight were the two days in spring and
-fall, when we went to the distant pasture-land, in a neighboring town,
-may be, to drive thither the young cattle and colts, and to bring them
-back again. It was a wild and rocky upland where our great pasture
-was, many miles from home, the road to it running by a brawling river,
-and up a dashing brookside among great hills. What a day's adventure
-it was! It was like a journey to Europe. The night before, I could
-scarcely sleep for thinking of it, and there was no trouble about
-getting me up at sunrise that morning. The breakfast was eaten, the
-luncheon was packed in a large basket, with bottles of root beer and
-a jug of switchel, which packing I superintended with the greatest
-interest; and then the cattle were to be collected for the march,
-and the horses hitched up. Did I shirk any duty? Was I slow? I think
-not. I was willing to run my legs off after the frisky steers, who
-seemed to have an idea they were going on a lark, and frolicked about,
-dashing into all gates, and through all bars except the right ones;
-and how cheerfully I did yell at them; it was a glorious chance to
-"holler," and I have never since heard any public speaker on the stump
-or at camp-meeting who could make more noise. I have often thought
-it fortunate that the amount of noise in a boy does not increase in
-proportion to his size; if it did the world could not contain it.
-
-The whole day was full of excitement and of freedom. We were away from
-the farm, which to a boy is one of the best parts of farming; we saw
-other farms and other people at work; I had the pleasure of marching
-along, and swinging my whip, past boys whom I knew, who were picking
-up stones. Every turn of the road, every bend and rapid of the river,
-the great boulders by the wayside, the watering-troughs, the giant pine
-that had been struck by lightning, the mysterious covered bridge over
-the river where it was most swift and rocky and foamy, the chance eagle
-in the blue sky, the sense of going somewhere,—why, as I recall all
-these things I feel that even the Prince Imperial, as he used to dash
-on horseback through the Bois de Boulogne, with fifty mounted hussars
-clattering at his heels, and crowds of people cheering, could not have
-been as happy as was I, a boy in short jacket and shorter pantaloons,
-trudging in the dust that day behind the steers and colts, cracking my
-black-stock whip.
-
-[Illustration: A STRING OF SPECKLED TROUT]
-
-I wish the journey would never end; but at last, by noon, we reach
-the pastures and turn in the herd; and, after making the tour of
-the lots to make sure there are no breaks in the fences, we take our
-luncheon from the wagon and eat it under the trees by the spring.
-This is the supreme moment of the day. This is the way to live; this
-is like the Swiss Family Robinson, and all the rest of my delightful
-acquaintances in romance. Baked beans, rye-and-indian bread (moist,
-remember), doughnuts and cheese, pie, and root beer. What richness!
-You may live to dine at Delmonico's, or, if those Frenchmen do not eat
-each other up, at Philippe's, in the Rue Montorgueil in Paris, where
-the dear old Thackeray used to eat as good a dinner as anybody; but you
-will get there neither doughnuts, nor pie, nor root beer, nor anything
-so good as that luncheon at noon in the old pasture, high among the
-Massachusetts hills! Nor will you ever, if you live to be the oldest
-boy in the world, have any holiday equal to the one I have described.
-But I always regretted that I did not take along a fish-line, just to
-"throw in" the brook we passed. I know there were trout there.
-
-
-
-
-IV
-
-NO FARMING WITHOUT A BOY
-
-
-Say what you will about the general usefulness of boys, it is my
-impression that a farm without a boy would very soon come to grief.
-What the boy does is the life of the farm. He is the factotum, always
-in demand, always expected to do the thousand indispensable things that
-nobody else will do. Upon him fall all the odds and ends, the most
-difficult things. After everybody else is through, he has to finish up.
-His work is like a woman's,—perpetual waiting on others. Everybody
-knows how much easier it is to eat a good dinner than it is to wash the
-dishes afterwards. Consider what a boy on a farm is required to do;
-things that must be done, or life would actually stop.
-
-It is understood, in the first place, that he is to do all the errands,
-to go to the store, to the post-office, and to carry all sorts of
-messages. If he had as many legs as a centipede, they would tire before
-night. His two short limbs seem to him entirely inadequate to the task.
-He would like to have as many legs as a wheel has spokes, and rotate
-about in the same way. This he sometimes tries to do; and people who
-have seen him "turning cart-wheels" along the side of the road have
-supposed that he was amusing himself, and idling his time; he was only
-trying to invent a new mode of locomotion, so that he could economize
-his legs and do his errands with greater dispatch. He practices
-standing on his head, in order to accustom himself to any position.
-Leap-frog is one of his methods of getting over the ground quickly. He
-would willingly go an errand any distance if he could leap-frog it with
-a few other boys. He has a natural genius for combining pleasure with
-business. This is the reason why, when he is sent to the spring for a
-pitcher of water, and the family are waiting at the dinner-table, he is
-absent so long; for he stops to poke the frog that sits on the stone,
-or, if there is a penstock, to put his hand over the spout and squirt
-the water a little while. He is the one who spreads the grass when the
-men have cut it; he mows it away in the barn; he rides the horse to
-cultivate the corn, up and down the hot, weary rows; he picks up the
-potatoes when they are dug; he drives the cows night and morning; he
-brings wood and water and splits kindling; he gets up the horse and
-puts out the horse; whether he is in the house or out of it, there is
-always something for him to do. Just before school in winter he shovels
-paths; in summer he turns the grindstone. He knows where there are lots
-of wintergreen and sweet flag root, but instead of going for them he is
-to stay indoors and pare apples and stone raisins and pound something
-in a mortar. And yet, with his mind full of schemes of what he would
-like to do, and his hands full of occupations, he is an idle boy who
-has nothing to busy himself with but school and chores! He would gladly
-do all the work if somebody else would do the chores, he thinks, and
-yet I doubt if any boy ever amounted to anything in the world, or was
-of much use as a man, who did not enjoy the advantages of a liberal
-education in the way of chores.
-
-A boy on a farm is nothing without his pets; at least a dog, and
-probably rabbits, chickens, ducks, and guinea hens. A guinea hen
-suits a boy. It is entirely useless, and makes a more disagreeable
-noise than a Chinese gong. I once domesticated a young fox which a
-neighbor had caught. It is a mistake to suppose the fox cannot be
-tamed. Jacko was a very clever little animal, and behaved, in all
-respects, with propriety. He kept Sunday as well as any day, and all
-the ten commandments that he could understand. He was a very graceful
-playfellow, and seemed to have an affection for me. He lived in a
-woodpile, in the dooryard, and when I lay down at the entrance to his
-house and called him, he would come out and sit on his tail and lick
-my face just like a grown person. I taught him a great many tricks and
-all the virtues. That year I had a large number of hens, and Jacko went
-about among them with the most perfect indifference, never looking on
-them to lust after them, as I could see, and never touching an egg or
-a feather. So excellent was his reputation that I would have trusted
-him in the hen-roost in the dark without counting the hens. In short,
-he was domesticated, and I was fond of him and very proud of him,
-exhibiting him to all our visitors as an example of what affectionate
-treatment would do in subduing the brute instincts. I preferred him
-to my dog, whom I had, with much patience, taught to go up a long
-hill alone and surround the cows, and drive them home from the remote
-pasture. He liked the fun of it at first, but by and by he seemed to
-get the notion that it was a "chore," and when I whistled for him to
-go for the cows, he would turn tail and run the other way, and the
-more I whistled and threw stones at him the faster he would run. His
-name was Turk, and I should have sold him if he had not been the kind
-of dog that nobody will buy. I suppose he was not a cow-dog, but what
-they call a sheep-dog. At least, when he got big enough, he used to
-get into the pasture and chase the sheep to death. That was the way
-he got into trouble, and lost his valuable life. A dog is of great use
-on a farm, and that is the reason a boy likes him. He is good to bite
-peddlers and small children, and run out and yelp at wagons that pass
-by, and to howl all night when the moon shines. And yet, if I were a
-boy again, the first thing I would have should be a dog; for dogs are
-great companions, and as active and spry as a boy at doing nothing.
-They are also good to bark at woodchuck holes.
-
-A good dog will bark at a woodchuck hole long after the animal has
-retired to a remote part of his residence, and escaped by another hole.
-This deceives the woodchuck. Some of the most delightful hours of my
-life have been spent in hiding and watching the hole where the dog
-was not. What an exquisite thrill ran through my frame when the timid
-nose appeared, was withdrawn, poked out again, and finally followed
-by the entire animal, who looked cautiously about, and then hopped
-away to feed on the clover. At that moment I rushed in, occupied
-the "home base," yelled to Turk and then danced with delight at the
-combat between the spunky woodchuck and the dog. They were about the
-same size, but science and civilization won the day. I did not reflect
-then that it would have been more in the interest of civilization if
-the woodchuck had killed the dog. I do not know why it is that boys
-so like to hunt and kill animals; but the excuse that I gave in this
-case for the murder was, that the woodchuck ate the clover and trod it
-down; and, in fact, was a woodchuck. It was not till long after that
-I learned with surprise that he is a rodent mammal, of the species
-_Arctomys monax_, is called at the West a ground-hog, and is eaten by
-people of color with great relish.
-
-[Illustration: WATCHING FOR SUNSET]
-
-But I have forgotten my beautiful fox. Jacko continued to deport
-himself well until the young chickens came; he was actually cured of
-the fox vice of chicken-stealing. He used to go with me about the
-coops, pricking up his ears in an intelligent manner, and with a
-demure eye and the most virtuous droop of the tail. Charming fox!
-If he had held out a little while longer, I should have put him into
-a Sunday-school book. But I began to miss chickens. They disappeared
-mysteriously in the night. I would not suspect Jacko at first, for he
-looked so honest, and in the daytime he seemed to be as much interested
-in the chickens as I was. But one morning, when I went to call him,
-I found feathers at the entrance of his hole,—chicken feathers. He
-couldn't deny it. He was a thief. His fox nature had come out under
-severe temptation. And he died an unnatural death. He had a thousand
-virtues and one crime. But that crime struck at the foundation of
-society. He deceived and stole; he was a liar and a thief, and no
-pretty ways could hide the fact. His intelligent, bright face couldn't
-save him. If he had been honest, he might have grown up to be a large,
-ornamental fox.
-
-
-
-
-V
-
-THE BOY'S SUNDAY
-
-
-Sunday in the New England hill towns used to begin Saturday night
-at sundown; and the sun is lost to sight behind the hills there
-before it has set by the almanac. I remember that we used to go by
-the almanac Saturday night and by the visible disappearance Sunday
-night. On Saturday night we very slowly yielded to the influences of
-the holy time, which were settling down upon us, and submitted to
-the ablutions which were as inevitable as Sunday; but when the sun
-(and it never moved so slow) slid behind the hills Sunday night, the
-effect upon the watching boy was like a shock from a galvanic battery;
-something flashed through all his limbs and set them in motion, and
-no "play" ever seemed so sweet to him as that between sundown and
-dark Sunday night. This, however, was on the supposition that he
-had conscientiously kept Sunday, and had not gone in swimming and
-got drowned. This keeping of Saturday night instead of Sunday night
-we did not very well understand; but it seemed, on the whole, a good
-thing that we should rest Saturday night when we were tired, and play
-Sunday night when we were rested. I supposed, however, that it was
-an arrangement made to suit the big boys who wanted to go "courting"
-Sunday night. Certainly they were not to be blamed, for Sunday was the
-day when pretty girls were most fascinating, and I have never since
-seen any so lovely as those who used to sit in the gallery and in the
-singers' seats in the bare old meeting-houses.
-
-Sunday to the country farmer-boy was hardly the relief that it was to
-the other members of the family; for the same chores must be done that
-day as on others, and he could not divert his mind with whistling,
-hand-springs, or sending the dog into the river after sticks. He had to
-submit, in the first place, to the restraint of shoes and stockings.
-He read in the Old Testament that when Moses came to holy ground he
-put off his shoes; but the boy was obliged to put his on, upon the
-holy day, not only to go to meeting, but while he sat at home. Only
-the emancipated country-boy, who is as agile on his bare feet as a
-young kid, and rejoices in the pressure of the warm soft earth, knows
-what a hardship it is to tie on stiff shoes. The monks who put peas in
-their shoes as a penance do not suffer more than the country-boy in his
-penitential Sunday shoes. I recall the celerity with which he used to
-kick them off at sundown.
-
-Sunday morning was not an idle one for the farmer-boy. He must rise
-tolerably early, for the cows were to be milked and driven to pasture;
-family prayers were a little longer than on other days; there were the
-Sunday-school verses to be re-learned, for they did not stay in mind
-over night; perhaps the wagon was to be greased before the neighbors
-began to drive by; and the horse was to be caught out of the pasture,
-ridden home bareback, and harnessed.
-
-[Illustration: RIDING BAREBACK]
-
-This catching the horse, perhaps two of them, was very good fun
-usually, and would have broken the Sunday if the horse had not been
-wanted for taking the family to meeting. It was so peaceful and still
-in the pasture on Sunday morning; but the horses were never so playful,
-the colts never so frisky. Round and round the lot the boy went,
-calling, in an entreating Sunday voice, "Jock, jock, jock, jock," and
-shaking his salt-dish, while the horses, with heads erect, and shaking
-tails and flashing heels, dashed from corner to corner, and gave the
-boy a pretty good race before he could coax the nose of one of them
-into his dish. The boy got angry, and came very near saying "dum it,"
-but he rather enjoyed the fun, after all.
-
-The boy remembers how his mother's anxiety was divided between the set
-of his turn-over collar, the parting of his hair, and his memory of
-the Sunday-school verses; and what a wild confusion there was through
-the house in getting off for meeting, and how he was kept running
-hither and thither, to get the hymn-book, or a palm-leaf fan, or the
-best whip, or to pick from the Sunday part of the garden the bunch
-of caraway seed. Already the deacon's mare, with a wagon load of the
-deacon's folks, had gone shambling past, head and tail drooping, clumsy
-hoofs kicking up clouds of dust, while the good deacon sat jerking the
-reins in an automatic way, and the "women-folks" patiently saw the dust
-settle upon their best summer finery. Wagon after wagon went along
-the sandy road, and when our boy's family started, they became part
-of a long procession, which sent up a mile of dust and a pungent if
-not pious smell of buffalo-robes. There were fiery horses in the train
-which had to be held in, for it was neither etiquette nor decent to
-pass anybody on Sunday. It was a great delight to the farmer-boy to see
-all this procession of horses, and to exchange sly winks with the other
-boys, who leaned over the wagon-seats for that purpose. Occasionally
-a boy rode behind, with his back to the family, and his pantomime was
-always something wonderful to see, and was considered very daring and
-wicked.
-
-The meeting-house which our boy remembers was a high, square building,
-without a steeple. Within, it had a lofty pulpit, with doors underneath
-and closets where sacred things were kept, and where the tithing-men
-were supposed to imprison bad boys. The pews were square, with seats
-facing each other, those on one side low for the children, and all
-with hinges, so that they could be raised when the congregation stood
-up for prayers and leaned over the backs of the pews, as horses meet
-each other across a pasture fence. After prayers these seats used to
-be slammed down with a long-continued clatter, which seemed to the
-boys about the best part of the exercises. The galleries were very
-high, and the singers' seats, where the pretty girls sat, were the most
-conspicuous of all. To sit in the gallery, away from the family, was a
-privilege not often granted to the boy. The tithing-man, who carried
-a long rod and kept order in the house, and outdoors at noontime, sat
-in the gallery, and visited any boy who whispered or found curious
-passages in the Bible and showed them to another boy. It was an
-awful moment when the bushy-headed tithing-man approached a boy in
-sermon-time. The eyes of the whole congregation were on him, and he
-could feel the guilt ooze out of his burning face.
-
-At noon was Sunday-school, and after that, before the afternoon
-service, in summer, the boys had a little time to eat their luncheon
-together at the watering-trough, where some of the elders were likely
-to be gathered, talking very solemnly about cattle; or they went over
-to a neighboring barn to see the calves; or they slipped off down
-the roadside to a place where they could dig sassafras or the root
-of the sweet flag,—roots very fragrant in the mind of many a boy
-with religious associations to this day. There was often an odor of
-sassafras in the afternoon service. It used to stand in my mind as a
-substitute for the Old Testament incense of the Jews. Something in the
-same way the big bass-viol in the choir took the place of "David's harp
-of solemn sound."
-
-[Illustration: TURNING THE GRINDSTONE]
-
-The going home from meeting was more cheerful and lively than the
-coming to it. There was all the bustle of getting the horses out of the
-sheds and bringing them round to the meeting-house steps. At noon the
-boys sometimes sat in the wagons and swung the whips without cracking
-them: now it was permitted to give them a little snap in order to bring
-the horses up in good style; and the boy was rather proud of the horse
-if it pranced a little while the timid "women-folks" were trying to get
-in. The boy had an eye for whatever life and stir there was in a New
-England Sunday. He liked to drive home fast. The old house and the farm
-looked pleasant to him. There was an extra dinner when they reached
-home, and a cheerful consciousness of duty performed made it a pleasant
-dinner. Long before sundown the Sunday-school book had been read, and
-the boy sat waiting in the house with great impatience the signal that
-the "day of rest" was over. A boy may not be very wicked, and yet not
-see the need of "rest." Neither his idea of rest nor work is that of
-older farmers.
-
-
-
-
-VI
-
-THE GRINDSTONE OF LIFE
-
-
-If there is one thing more than another that hardens the lot of the
-farmer-boy it is the grindstone. Turning grindstones to grind scythes
-is one of those heroic but unobtrusive occupations for which one gets
-no credit. It is a hopeless kind of task, and, however faithfully the
-crank is turned, it is one that brings little reputation. There is a
-great deal of poetry about haying—I mean for those not engaged in it.
-One likes to hear the whetting of the scythes on a fresh morning and
-the response of the noisy bobolink, who always sits upon the fence
-and superintends the cutting of the dew-laden grass. There is a sort
-of music in the "swish" and a rhythm in the swing of the scythes in
-concert. The boy has not much time to attend to it, for it is lively
-business "spreading" after half a dozen men who have only to walk
-along and lay the grass low, while the boy has the whole hayfield on
-his hands. He has little time for the poetry of haying, as he struggles
-along, filling the air with the wet mass which he shakes over his head,
-and picking his way with short legs and bare feet amid the short and
-freshly cut stubble.
-
-But if the scythes cut well and swing merrily it is due to the boy
-who turned the grindstone. Oh, it was nothing to do, just turn the
-grindstone a few minutes for this and that one before breakfast; any
-"hired man" was authorized to order the boy to turn the grindstone.
-How they did bear on, those great strapping fellows! Turn, turn, turn,
-what a weary go it was. For my part, I used to like a grindstone that
-"wabbled" a good deal on its axis, for when I turned it fast, it put
-the grinder on a lively lookout for cutting his hands, and entirely
-satisfied his desire that I should "turn faster." It was some sport to
-make the water fly and wet the grinder, suddenly starting up quickly
-and surprising him when I was turning very slowly. I used to wish
-sometimes that I could turn fast enough to make the stone fly into a
-dozen pieces. Steady turning is what the grinders like, and any boy who
-turns steadily, so as to give an even motion to the stone, will be much
-praised, and will be in demand. I advise any boy who desires to do this
-sort of work to turn steadily. If he does it by jerks and in a fitful
-manner, the "hired men" will be very apt to dispense with his services
-and turn the grindstone for each other.
-
-This is one of the most disagreeable tasks of the boy farmer, and,
-hard as it is, I do not know why it is supposed to belong especially
-to childhood. But it is, and one of the certain marks that second
-childhood has come to a man on a farm is that he is asked to turn
-the grindstone as if he were a boy again. When the old man is good
-for nothing else, when he can neither mow nor pitch, and scarcely
-"rake after," he can turn grindstone, and it is in this way that he
-renews his youth. "Ain't you ashamed to have your granther turn the
-grindstone?" asks the hired man of the boy. So the boy takes hold and
-turns himself, till his little back aches. When he gets older he
-wishes he had replied, "Ain't you ashamed to make either an old man or
-a little boy do such hard grinding work?"
-
-Doing the regular work of this world is not much, the boy thinks, but
-the wearisome part is the waiting on the people who do the work. And
-the boy is not far wrong. This is what women and boys have to do on a
-farm,—wait upon everybody who "works." The trouble with the boy's life
-is that he has no time that he can call his own. He is, like a barrel
-of beer, always on draught. The men-folks, having worked in the regular
-hours, lie down and rest, stretch themselves idly in the shade at noon,
-or lounge about after supper. Then the boy, who has done nothing all
-day but turn grindstone, and spread hay, and rake after, and run his
-little legs off at everybody's beck and call, is sent on some errand or
-some household chore, in order that time shall not hang heavy on his
-hands. The boy comes nearer to perpetual motion than anything else in
-nature, only it is not altogether a voluntary motion. The time that
-the farm-boy gets for his own is usually at the end of a stent. We used
-to be given a certain piece of corn to hoe, or a certain quantity of
-corn to husk in so many days. If we finished the task before the time
-set, we had the remainder to ourselves. In my day it used to take very
-sharp work to gain anything, but we were always anxious to take the
-chance. I think we enjoyed the holiday in anticipation quite as much
-as we did when we had won it. Unless it was training-day, or Fourth
-of July, or the circus was coming, it was a little difficult to find
-anything big enough to fill our anticipations of the fun we would have
-in the day or the two or three days we had earned. We did not want to
-waste the time on any common thing. Even going fishing in one of the
-wild mountain brooks was hardly up to the mark, for we could sometimes
-do that on a rainy day. Going down to the village store was not very
-exciting, and was on the whole a waste of our precious time. Unless
-we could get out our military company, life was apt to be a little
-blank, even on the holidays for which we had worked so hard. If you
-went to see another boy, he was probably at work in the hayfield or
-the potato-patch, and his father looked at you askance. You sometimes
-took hold and helped him, so that he could go and play with you; but
-it was usually time to go for the cows before the task was done. There
-has been a change, but the amusements of a boy in the country were
-few then. Snaring "suckers" out of the deep meadow brook used to be
-about as good as any that I had. The North American sucker is not an
-engaging animal in all respects; his body is comely enough, but his
-mouth is puckered up like that of a purse. The mouth is not formed for
-the gentle angle-worm nor the delusive fly of the fishermen. It is
-necessary therefore to snare the fish if you want him. In the sunny
-days he lies in the deep pools, by some big stone or near the bank,
-poising himself quite still, or only stirring his fins a little now
-and then, as an elephant moves his ears. He will lie so for hours,—or
-rather float,—in perfect idleness and apparent bliss.
-
-The boy who also has a holiday, but cannot keep still, comes along
-and peeps over the bank. "Golly, ain't he a big one!" Perhaps he is
-eighteen inches long, and weighs two or three pounds. He lies there
-among his friends, little fish and big ones, quite a school of them,
-perhaps a district school, that only keeps in warm days in the summer.
-The pupils seem to have little to learn, except to balance themselves
-and to turn gracefully with a flirt of the tail. Not much is taught
-but "deportment," and some of the old suckers are perfect Turveydrops
-in that. The boy is armed with a pole and a stout line, and on the end
-of it a brass wire bent into a hoop, which is a slipnoose, and slides
-together when anything is caught in it. The boy approaches the bank
-and looks over. There he lies, calm as a whale. The boy devours him
-with his eyes. He is almost too much excited to drop the snare into
-the water without making a noise. A puff of wind comes and ruffles the
-surface, so that he cannot see the fish. It is calm again, and there
-he still is, moving his fins in peaceful security. The boy lowers his
-snare behind the fish and slips it along. He intends to get it around
-him just back of the gills and then elevate him with a sudden jerk. It
-is a delicate operation, for the snare will turn a little, and if it
-hits the fish he is off. However, it goes well, the wire is almost in
-place, when suddenly the fish, as if he had a warning in a dream, for
-he appears to see nothing, moves his tail just a little, glides out
-of the loop, and, with no seeming appearance of frustrating any one's
-plans, lounges over to the other side of the pool; and there he reposes
-just as if he was not spoiling the boy's holiday.
-
-[Illustration: SNARING SUCKERS]
-
-This slight change of base on the part of the fish requires the boy to
-reorganize his whole campaign, get a new position on the bank, a new
-line of approach, and patiently wait for the wind and sun before he can
-lower his line. This time, cunning and patience are rewarded. The hoop
-encircles the unsuspecting fish. The boy's eyes almost start from his
-head as he gives a tremendous jerk, and feels by the dead-weight that
-he has got him fast. Out he comes, up he goes in the air, and the boy
-runs to look at him. In this transaction, however, no one can be more
-surprised than the sucker.
-
-
-
-
-VII
-
-FICTION AND SENTIMENT
-
-
-The boy farmer does not appreciate school vacations as highly as
-his city cousin. When school keeps he has only to "do chores and go
-to school,"—but between terms there are a thousand things on the
-farm that have been left for the boy to do. Picking up stones in the
-pastures and piling them in heaps used to be one of them. Some lots
-appeared to grow stones, or else the sun every year drew them to the
-surface, as it coaxes the round cantelopes out of the soft garden soil;
-it is certain that there were fields that always gave the boys this
-sort of fall work. And very lively work it was on frosty mornings for
-the barefooted boys, who were continually turning up the larger stones
-in order to stand for a moment in the warm place that had been covered
-from the frost. A boy can stand on one leg as well as a Holland stork;
-and the boy who found a warm spot for the sole of his foot was likely
-to stand in it until the words, "Come, stir your stumps," broke in
-discordantly upon his meditations. For the boy is very much given to
-meditations. If he had his way he would do nothing in a hurry; he likes
-to stop and think about things, and enjoy his work as he goes along. He
-picks up potatoes as if each one was a lump of gold just turned out of
-the dirt, and requiring careful examination.
-
-[Illustration: PICKING UP POTATOES]
-
-Although the country boy feels a little joy when school breaks up (as
-he does when anything breaks up, or any change takes place), since he
-is released from the discipline and restraint of it, yet the school
-is his opening into the world,—his romance. Its opportunities for
-enjoyment are numberless. He does not exactly know what he is set at
-books for; he takes spelling rather as an exercise for his lungs,
-standing up and shouting out the words with entire recklessness of
-consequences; he grapples doggedly with arithmetic and geography as
-something that must be cleared out of his way before recess, but
-not at all with the zest he would dig a woodchuck out of his hole. But
-recess! Was ever any enjoyment so keen as that with which a boy rushes
-out of the school-house door for the ten minutes of recess? He is
-like to burst with animal spirits; he runs like a deer; he can nearly
-fly; and he throws himself into play with entire self-forgetfulness,
-and an energy that would overturn the world if his strength were
-proportioned to it. For ten minutes the world is absolutely his;
-the weights are taken off, restraints are loosed, and he is his own
-master for that brief time,—as he never again will be if he lives
-to be as old as the king of Thule, and nobody knows how old he was.
-And there is the nooning, a solid hour, in which vast projects can be
-carried out which have been slyly matured during the school-hours;
-expeditions are undertaken, wars are begun between the Indians on one
-side and the settlers on the other, the military company is drilled
-(without uniforms or arms), or games are carried on which involve
-miles of running, and an expenditure of wind sufficient to spell the
-spelling-book through at the highest pitch.
-
-[Illustration: LEAP FROG AT RECESS]
-
-Friendships are formed, too, which are fervent if not enduring, and
-enmities contracted which are frequently "taken out" on the spot,
-after a rough fashion boys have of settling as they go along; cases
-of long credit, either in words or trade, are not frequent with boys;
-boot on jack-knives must be paid on the nail; and it is considered
-much more honorable to out with a personal grievance at once, even if
-the explanation is made with the fists, than to pretend fair, and then
-take a sneaking revenge on some concealed opportunity. The country
-boy at the district school is introduced into a wider world than he
-knew at home, in many ways. Some big boy brings to school a copy of
-the Arabian Nights, a dog-eared copy, with cover, title-page, and the
-last leaves missing, which is passed around, and slyly read under the
-desk, and perhaps comes to the little boy whose parents disapprove
-of novel-reading, and have no work of fiction in the house except a
-pious fraud called "Six Months in a Convent," and the latest comic
-almanac. The boy's eyes dilate as he steals some of the treasures out
-of the wondrous pages, and he longs to lose himself in the land of
-enchantment open before him. He tells at home that he has seen the most
-wonderful book that ever was, and a big boy has promised to lend it to
-him. "Is it a true book, John?" asks the grandmother; "because if it
-isn't true, it is the worst thing that a boy can read." (This happened
-years ago.) John cannot answer as to the truth of the book, and so does
-not bring it home; but he borrows it, nevertheless, and conceals it in
-the barn, and lying in the hay-mow is lost in its enchantments many an
-odd hour when he is supposed to be doing chores. There were no chores
-in the Arabian Nights; the boy there had but to rub the ring and summon
-a genius, who would feed the calves and pick up chips and bring in wood
-in a minute. It was through this emblazoned portal that the boy walked
-into the world of books, which he soon found was larger than his own,
-and filled with people he longed to know.
-
-And the farmer-boy is not without his sentiment and his secrets, though
-he has never been at a children's party in his life, and, in fact,
-never has heard that children go into society when they are seven, and
-give regular wine-parties when they reach the ripe age of nine. But one
-of his regrets at having the summer school close is dimly connected
-with a little girl, whom he does not care much for,—would a great deal
-rather play with a boy than with her at recess,—but whom he will not
-see again for some time,—a sweet little thing, who is very friendly
-with John, and with whom he has been known to exchange bits of candy
-wrapped up in paper, and for whom he cut in two his lead-pencil, and
-gave her half. At the last day of school she goes part way with John,
-and then he turns and goes a longer distance towards her home, so that
-it is late when he reaches his own. Is he late? He didn't know he was
-late, he came straight home when school was dismissed, only going a
-little way home with Alice Linton to help her carry her books. In a box
-in his chamber, which he has lately put a padlock on, among fish-hooks
-and lines and bait-boxes, odd pieces of brass, twine, early sweet
-apples, popcorn, beech-nuts, and other articles of value, are some
-little billets-doux, fancifully folded, three-cornered or otherwise,
-and written, I will warrant, in red or beautifully blue ink. These
-little notes are parting gifts at the close of school, and John, no
-doubt, gave his own in exchange for them, though the writing was an
-immense labor, and the folding was a secret bought of another boy for a
-big piece of sweet flag-root baked in sugar, a delicacy which John used
-to carry in his pantaloons pocket until his pocket was in such a state
-that putting his fingers into them was about as good as dipping them
-into the sugar-bowl at home. Each precious note contained a lock or
-curl of girl's hair,—a rare collection of all colors, after John had
-been in school many terms, and had passed through a great many parting
-scenes,—black, brown, red, tow-color, and some that looked like spun
-gold and felt like silk. The sentiment contained in the notes was that
-which was common in the school, and expressed a melancholy foreboding
-of early death, and a touching desire to leave hair enough this side
-the grave to constitute a sort of strand of remembrance. With little
-variation, the poetry that made the hair precious was in the words,
-and, as a Cockney would say, set to the hair, following:—
-
-
- "This lock of hair,
- Which I did wear,
- Was taken from my head;
- When this you see,
- Remember me,
- Long after I am dead."
-
-John liked to read these verses, which always made a new and fresh
-impression with each lock of hair, and he was not critical; they were
-for him vehicles of true sentiment, and indeed they were what he used
-when he inclosed a clip of his own sandy hair to a friend. And it did
-not occur to him until he was a great deal older and less innocent to
-smile at them. John felt that he would sacredly keep every lock of hair
-intrusted to him, though death should come on the wings of cholera and
-take away every one of these sad, red-ink correspondents. When John's
-big brother one day caught sight of these treasures, and brutally told
-him that he "had hair enough to stuff a horse-collar," John was so
-outraged and shocked, as he should have been, at this rude invasion
-of his heart, this coarse suggestion, this profanation of his most
-delicate feeling, that he was only kept from crying by the resolution
-to "lick" his brother as soon as ever he got big enough.
-
-
-
-
-VIII
-
-THE COMING OF THANKSGIVING
-
-
-One of the best things in farming is gathering the chestnuts,
-hickory-nuts, butternuts, and even beech-nuts, in the late fall,
-after the frosts have cracked the husks and the high winds have
-shaken them, and the colored leaves have strewn the ground. On a
-bright October day, when the air is full of golden sunshine, there is
-nothing quite so exhilarating as going nutting. Nor is the pleasure of
-it altogether destroyed for the boy by the consideration that he is
-making himself useful in obtaining supplies for the winter household.
-The getting-in of potatoes and corn is a different thing; that is the
-prose, but nutting is the poetry, of farm life. I am not sure but the
-boy would find it very irksome, though, if he were obliged to work at
-nut-gathering in order to procure food for the family. He is willing
-to make himself useful in his own way. The Italian boy, who works day
-after day at a huge pile of pine-cones, pounding and cracking them and
-taking out the long seeds, which are sold and eaten as we eat nuts (and
-which are almost as good as pumpkin-seeds, another favorite with the
-Italians), probably does not see the fun of nutting. Indeed, if the
-farmer-boy here were set at pounding off the walnut-shucks and opening
-the prickly chestnut-burs as a task, he would think himself an ill-used
-boy. What a hardship the prickles in his fingers would be! But now he
-digs them out with his jack-knife, and he enjoys the process, on the
-whole. The boy is willing to do any amount of work if it is called play.
-
-In nutting, the squirrel is not more nimble and industrious than the
-boy. I like to see a crowd of boys swarm over a chestnut-grove; they
-leave a desert behind them like the seventeen-years locusts. To climb
-a tree and shake it, to club it, to strip it of its fruit and pass
-to the next, is the sport of a brief time. I have seen a legion of
-boys scamper over our grassplot under the chestnut-trees, each one
-as active as if he were a new patent picking-machine, sweeping the
-ground clean of nuts, and disappear over the hill before I could go to
-the door and speak to them about it. Indeed, I have noticed that boys
-don't care much for conversation with the owners of fruit-trees. They
-could speedily make their fortunes if they would work as rapidly in
-cotton-fields. I have never seen anything like it except a flock of
-turkeys removing the grasshoppers from a piece of pasture.
-
-[Illustration: POUNDING OFF SHUCKS]
-
-Perhaps it is not generally known that we get the idea of some of
-our best military manoeuvres from the turkey. The deploying of the
-skirmish-line in advance of an army is one of them. The drum-major
-of our holiday militia companies is copied exactly from the turkey
-gobbler; he has the same splendid appearance, the same proud step,
-and the same martial aspect. The gobbler does not lead his forces
-in the field, but goes behind them, like the colonel of a regiment,
-so that he can see every part of the line and direct its movements.
-This resemblance is one of the most singular things in natural
-history. I like to watch the gobbler manoeuvring his forces in a
-grasshopper-field. He throws out his company of two dozen turkeys in a
-crescent-shaped skirmish-line, the number disposed at equal distances,
-while he walks majestically in the rear. They advance rapidly, picking
-right and left, with military precision, killing the foe and disposing
-of the dead bodies with the same peck. Nobody has yet discovered how
-many grasshoppers a turkey will hold; but he is very much like a boy at
-a Thanksgiving dinner,—he keeps on eating as long as the supplies last.
-
-The gobbler, in one of these raids, does not condescend to grab a
-single grasshopper,—at least, not while anybody is watching him. But I
-suppose he makes up for it when his dignity cannot be injured by having
-spectators of his voracity; perhaps he falls upon the grasshoppers when
-they are driven into a corner of the field. But he is only fattening
-himself for destruction; like all greedy persons, he comes to a bad
-end. And if the turkeys had any Sunday-school, they would be taught
-this.
-
-The New England boy used to look forward to Thanksgiving as the great
-event of the year. He was apt to get stents set him,—so much corn to
-husk, for instance, before that day, so that he could have an extra
-play-spell; and in order to gain a day or two, he would work at his
-task with the rapidity of half a dozen boys. He had the day after
-Thanksgiving always as a holiday, and this was the day he counted on.
-Thanksgiving itself was rather an awful festival,—very much like
-Sunday, except for the enormous dinner, which filled his imagination
-for months before as completely as it did his stomach for that day and
-a week after. There was an impression in the house that that dinner
-was the most important event since the landing from the Mayflower.
-Heliogabalus, who did not resemble a Pilgrim Father at all, but who
-had prepared for himself in his day some very sumptuous banquets in
-Rome, and ate a great deal of the best he could get (and liked peacocks
-stuffed with asafoetida, for one thing), never had anything like
-a Thanksgiving dinner; for do you suppose that he, or Sardanapalus
-either, ever had twenty-four different kinds of pie at one dinner?
-Therein many a New England boy is greater than the Roman emperor or the
-Assyrian king, and these were among the most luxurious eaters of their
-day and generation. But something more is necessary to make good men
-than plenty to eat, as Heliogabalus no doubt found when his head was
-cut off. Cutting off the head was a mode the people had of expressing
-disapproval of their conspicuous men. Nowadays they elect them to a
-higher office, or give them a mission to some foreign country, if they
-do not do well where they are.
-
-For days and days before Thanksgiving the boy was kept at work
-evenings, pounding and paring and cutting up and mixing (not being
-allowed to taste much), until the world seemed to him to be made of
-fragrant spices, green fruit, raisins, and pastry,—a world that he
-was only yet allowed to enjoy through his nose. How filled the house
-was with the most delicious smells! The mince-pies that were made!
-If John had been shut in solid walls with them piled about him, he
-couldn't have eaten his way out in four weeks. There were dainties
-enough cooked in those two weeks to have made the entire year luscious
-with good living, if they had been scattered along in it. But people
-were probably all the better for scrimping themselves a little in order
-to make this a great feast. And it was not by any means over in a day.
-There were weeks deep of chicken-pie and other pastry. The cold buttery
-was a cave of Aladdin, and it took a long time to excavate all its
-riches.
-
-Thanksgiving Day itself was a heavy day, the hilarity of it being
-so subdued by going to meeting, and the universal wearing of the
-Sunday clothes, that the boy couldn't see it. But if he felt
-little exhilaration, he ate a great deal. The next day was the
-real holiday. Then were the merry-making parties, and perhaps the
-skatings and sleighrides, for the freezing weather came before the
-governor's proclamation in many parts of New England. The night after
-Thanksgiving occurred, perhaps, the first real party that the boy had
-ever attended, with live girls in it, dressed so bewitchingly. And
-there he heard those philandering songs, and played those sweet games
-of forfeits, which put him quite beside himself, and kept him awake
-that night till the rooster crowed at the end of his first chicken-nap.
-What a new world did that party open to him! I think it likely that
-he saw there, and probably did not dare say ten words to, some tall,
-graceful girl, much older than himself, who seemed to him like a new
-order of being. He could see her face just as plainly in the darkness
-of his chamber. He wondered if she noticed how awkward he was, and how
-short his trousers-legs were. He blushed as he thought of his rather
-ill-fitting shoes; and determined, then and there, that he wouldn't
-be put off with a ribbon any longer, but would have a young man's
-necktie. It was somewhat painful thinking the party over, but it was
-delicious too. He did not think, probably, that he would die for that
-tall, handsome girl; he did not put it exactly in that way. But he
-rather resolved to live for her,—which might in the end amount to the
-same thing. At least, he thought that nobody would live to speak twice
-disrespectfully of her in his presence.
-
-
-
-
-IX
-
-THE SEASON OF PUMPKIN-PIE
-
-
-What John said was, that he didn't care much for pumpkin-pie; but that
-was after he had eaten a whole one. It seemed to him then that mince
-would be better.
-
-The feeling of a boy towards pumpkin-pie has never been properly
-considered. There is an air of festivity about its approach in the
-fall. The boy is willing to help pare and cut up the pumpkin, and
-he watches with the greatest interest the stirring-up process and
-the pouring into the scalloped crust. When the sweet savor of the
-baking reaches his nostrils, he is filled with the most delightful
-anticipations. Why should he not be? He knows that for months to come
-the buttery will contain golden treasures, and that it will require
-only a slight ingenuity to get at them.
-
-The fact is, that the boy is as good in the buttery as in any part
-of farming. His elders say that the boy is always hungry; but that is
-a very coarse way to put it. He has only recently come into a world
-that is full of good things to eat, and there is on the whole a very
-short time in which to eat them; at least he is told, among the first
-information he receives, that life is short. Life being brief, and pie
-and the like fleeting, he very soon decides upon an active campaign. It
-may be an old story to people who have been eating for forty or fifty
-years, but it is different with a beginner. He takes the thick and thin
-as it comes, as to pie, for instance. Some people do make them very
-thin. I knew a place where they were not thicker than the poor man's
-plaster; they were spread so thin upon the crust that they were better
-fitted to draw out hunger than to satisfy it. They used to be made up
-by the great oven-full and kept in the dry cellar, where they hardened
-and dried to a toughness you would hardly believe. This was a long time
-ago, and they make the pumpkin-pie in the country better now, or the
-race of boys would have been so discouraged that I think they would
-have stopped coming into the world.
-
-The truth is, that boys have always been so plenty that they are
-not half appreciated. We have shown that a farm could not get along
-without them, and yet their rights are seldom recognized. One of the
-most amusing things is their effort to acquire personal property. The
-boy has the care of the calves; they always need feeding or shutting
-up or letting out; when the boy wants to play, there are those calves
-to be looked after,—until he gets to hate the name of calf. But in
-consideration of his faithfulness, two of them are given to him. There
-is no doubt that they are his; he has the entire charge of them. When
-they get to be steers, he spends all his holidays in breaking them in
-to a yoke. He gets them so broken in that they will run like a pair
-of deer all over the farm, turning the yoke, and kicking their heels,
-while he follows in full chase, shouting the ox language till he is
-red in the face. When the steers grow up to be cattle, a drover one
-day comes along and takes them away, and the boy is told that he can
-have another pair of calves; and so, with undiminished faith, he goes
-back and begins over again to make his fortune. He owns lambs and young
-colts in the same way, and makes just as much out of them.
-
-There are ways in which the farmer-boy can earn money, as by gathering
-the early chestnuts and taking them to the Corner store, or by finding
-turkeys' eggs and selling them to his mother; and another way is to
-go without butter at the table,—but the money thus made is for the
-heathen. John read in Dr. Livingstone that some of the tribes in
-Central Africa (which is represented by a blank spot in the atlas) use
-the butter to grease their hair, putting on pounds of it at a time;
-and he said he had rather eat his butter than have it put to that use,
-especially as it melted away so fast in that hot climate.
-
-Of course it was explained to John that the missionaries do not
-actually carry butter to Africa, and that they must usually go without
-it themselves there, it being almost impossible to make it good from
-the milk in the cocoanuts. And it was further explained to him that,
-even if the heathen never received his butter or the money for it, it
-was an excellent thing for a boy to cultivate the habit of self-denial
-and of benevolence, and if the heathen never heard of him he would be
-blessed for his generosity. This was all true.
-
-But John said that he was tired of supporting the heathen out of his
-butter, and he wished the rest of the family would also stop eating
-butter and save the money for missions; and he wanted to know where the
-other members of the family got their money to send to the heathen; and
-his mother said that he was about half right, and that self-denial was
-just as good for grown people as it was for little boys and girls.
-
-The boy is not always slow to take what he considers his rights.
-Speaking of those thin pumpkin-pies kept in the cellar cupboard, I used
-to know a boy who afterwards grew to be a selectman, and brushed his
-hair straight up like General Jackson, and went to the legislature,
-where he always voted against every measure that was proposed, in the
-most honest manner, and got the reputation of being the "watch-dog of
-the treasury." Rats in the cellar were nothing to be compared to this
-boy for destructiveness in pies. He used to go down, whenever he could
-make an excuse, to get apples for the family, or draw a mug of cider
-for his dear old grandfather (who was a famous story-teller about the
-Revolutionary War, and would no doubt have been wounded in battle if
-he had not been as prudent as he was patriotic), and come up stairs
-with a tallow candle in one hand and the apples or cider in the other,
-looking as innocent and as unconscious as if he had never done anything
-in his life except deny himself butter for the sake of the heathen.
-And yet this boy would have buttoned under his jacket an entire round
-pumpkin-pie. And the pie was so well made and so dry that it was not
-injured in the least, and it never hurt the boy's clothes a bit more
-than if it had been inside of him instead of outside; and this boy
-would retire to a secluded place and eat it with another boy, being
-never suspected, because he was not in the cellar long enough to eat a
-pie, and he never appeared to have one about him. But he did something
-worse than this. When his mother saw that pie after pie departed, she
-told the family that she suspected the hired man; and the boy never
-said a word, which was the meanest kind of lying. That hired man was
-probably regarded with suspicion by the family to the end of his days,
-and if he had been accused of robbing they would have believed him
-guilty.
-
-I shouldn't wonder if that selectman occasionally has remorse now about
-that pie; dreams, perhaps, that it is buttoned up under his jacket and
-sticking to him like a breastplate; that it lies upon his stomach like
-a round and red-hot nightmare, eating into his vitals. Perhaps not. It
-is difficult to say exactly what was the sin of stealing that kind of
-pie, especially if the one who stole it ate it. It could have been used
-for the game of pitching quoits, and a pair of them would have made
-very fair wheels for the dog-cart. And yet it is probably as wrong to
-steal a thin pie as a thick one; and it made no difference because
-it was easy to steal this sort. Easy stealing is no better than easy
-lying, where detection of the lie is difficult. The boy who steals his
-mother's pies has no right to be surprised when some other boy steals
-his watermelons. Stealing is like charity in one respect,—it is apt to
-begin at home.
-
-
-
-
-X
-
-FIRST EXPERIENCE OF THE WORLD
-
-
-If I were forced to be a boy, and a boy in the country,—the best kind
-of boy to be in the summer,—I would be about ten years of age. As soon
-as I got any older, I would quit it. The trouble with a boy is that
-just as he begins to enjoy himself he is too old, and has to be set to
-doing something else. If a country boy were wise he would stay at just
-that age when he could enjoy himself most, and have the least expected
-of him in the way of work.
-
-Of course the perfectly good boy will always prefer to work, and to do
-"chores" for his father and errands for his mother and sisters, rather
-than enjoy himself in his own way. I never saw but one such boy. He
-lived in the town of Goshen,—not the place where the butter is made,
-but a much better Goshen than that. And I never saw _him_, but I heard
-of him; and being about the same age, as I supposed, I was taken once
-from Zoar, where I lived, to Goshen to see him. But he was dead. He had
-been dead almost a year, so that it was impossible to see him. He died
-of the most singular disease: it was from _not_ eating green apples in
-the season of them. This boy, whose name was Solomon, before he died
-would rather split up kindling-wood for his mother than go a-fishing:
-the consequence was, that he was kept at splitting kindling-wood
-and such work most of the time, and grew a better and more useful
-boy day by day. Solomon would not disobey his parents and eat green
-apples,—not even when they were ripe enough to knock off with a
-stick,—but he had such a longing for them that he pined and passed
-away. If he had eaten the green apples he would have died of them,
-probably; so that his example is a difficult one to follow. In fact, a
-boy is a hard subject to get a moral from. All his little playmates who
-ate green apples came to Solomon's funeral, and were very sorry for
-what they had done.
-
-[Illustration: RUNNING ON THE STONE WALL]
-
-John was a very different boy from Solomon, not half so good, nor half
-so dead. He was a farmer's boy, as Solomon was, but he did not take
-so much interest in the farm. If John could have had his way he would
-have discovered a cave full of diamonds, and lots of nail-kegs full of
-gold-pieces and Spanish dollars, with a pretty little girl living in
-the cave, and two beautifully caparisoned horses, upon which, taking
-the jewels and money, they would have ridden off together, he did not
-know where. John had got thus far in his studies, which were apparently
-arithmetic and geography, but were in reality the Arabian Nights, and
-other books of high and mighty adventure. He was a simple country boy,
-and did not know much about the world as it is, but he had one of his
-own imagination, in which he lived a good deal. I dare say he found out
-soon enough what the world is, and he had a lesson or two when he was
-quite young, in two incidents, which I may as well relate.
-
-If you had seen John at this time, you might have thought he was only
-a shabbily dressed country lad, and you never would have guessed what
-beautiful thoughts he sometimes had as he went stubbing his toes along
-the dusty road, nor what a chivalrous little fellow he was. You would
-have seen a short boy, barefooted, with trousers at once too big and
-too short, held up, perhaps, by one suspender only; a checked cotton
-shirt; and a hat of braided palm-leaf, frayed at the edges and bulged
-up in the crown. It is impossible to keep a hat neat if you use it to
-catch bumble-bees and whisk 'em; to bail the water from a leaky boat;
-to catch minnows in; to put over honey-bees' nests; and to transport
-pebbles, strawberries, and hens' eggs. John usually carried a sling
-in his hand, or a bow, or a limber stick sharp at one end, from which
-he could sling apples a great distance. If he walked in the road, he
-walked in the middle of it, shuffling up the dust; or, if he went
-elsewhere, he was likely to be running on the top of the fence or the
-stone-wall, and chasing chipmunks.
-
-John knew the best place to dig sweet-flag in all the farm; it was in a
-meadow by the river, where the bobolinks sang so gayly. He never liked
-to hear the bobolink sing, however, for he said it always reminded
-him of the whetting of a scythe, and _that_ reminded him of spreading
-hay; and if there was anything he hated it was spreading hay after the
-mowers. "I guess you wouldn't like it yourself," said John, "with the
-stubs getting into your feet, and the hot sun, and the men getting
-ahead of you, all you could do."
-
-Towards evening once, John was coming along the road home with some
-stalks of the sweet-flag in his hand; there is a succulent pith in the
-end of the stalk which is very good to eat, tender, and not so strong
-as the root; and John liked to pull it, and carry home what he did
-not eat on the way. As he was walking along he met a carriage, which
-stopped opposite to him; he also stopped and bowed, as country boys
-used to bow in John's day. A lady leaned from the carriage and said,—
-
-"What have you got, little boy?"
-
-She seemed to be the most beautiful woman John had ever seen; with
-light hair, dark, tender eyes, and the sweetest smile. There was that
-in her gracious mien and in her dress which reminded John of the
-beautiful castle ladies, with whom he was well acquainted in books. He
-felt that he knew her at once, and he also seemed to be a sort of young
-prince himself. I fancy he didn't look much like one. But of his own
-appearance he thought not at all, as he replied to the lady's question,
-without the least embarrassment,—
-
-"It's sweet-flag stalk; would you like some?"
-
-"Indeed, I should like to taste it," said the lady, with a most winning
-smile. "I used to be very fond of it when I was a little girl."
-
-John was delighted that the lady should like sweet-flag, and that she
-was pleased to accept it from him. He thought himself that it was about
-the best thing to eat he knew. He handed up a large bunch of it. The
-lady took two or three stalks, and was about to return the rest, when
-John said,—
-
-"Please keep it all, ma'am. I can get lots more. I know where it's ever
-so thick."
-
-"Thank you, thank you," said the lady; and as the carriage started she
-reached out her hand to John. He did not understand the motion, until
-he saw a cent drop in the road at his feet. Instantly all his illusion
-and his pleasure vanished. Something like tears were in his eyes as he
-shouted,—
-
-"I don't want your cent. I don't sell flag!"
-
-John was intensely mortified. "I suppose," he said, "she thought I was
-a sort of beggar-boy. To think of selling flag!"
-
-At any rate, he walked away and left the cent in the road, a humiliated
-boy. The next day he told Jim Gates about it. Jim said he was green not
-to take the money; he'd go and look for it now, if he would tell him
-about where it dropped. And Jim did spend an hour poking about in the
-dirt, but he did not find the cent. Jim, however, had an idea: he said
-he was going to dig sweet-flag, and see if another carriage wouldn't
-come along.
-
-John's next rebuff and knowledge of the world was of another sort.
-He was again walking the road at twilight, when he was overtaken by
-a wagon with one seat, upon which were two pretty girls, and a young
-gentleman sat between them driving. It was a merry party, and John
-could hear them laughing and singing as they approached him. The wagon
-stopped when it overtook him, and one of the sweet-faced girls leaned
-from the seat and said, quite seriously and pleasantly,—
-
-"Little boy, how's your mar?"
-
-John was surprised and puzzled for a moment. He had never seen the
-young lady, but he thought that she perhaps knew his mother; at any
-rate his instinct of politeness made him say,—
-
-"She's pretty well, I thank you."
-
-"Does she know you are out?"
-
-And thereupon all three in the wagon burst into a roar of laughter and
-dashed on.
-
-It flashed upon John in a moment that he had been imposed on, and it
-hurt him dreadfully. His self-respect was injured somehow, and he felt
-as if his lovely, gentle mother had been insulted. He would like to
-have thrown a stone at the wagon, and in a rage he cried,—
-
-"You're a nice"—But he couldn't think of any hard, bitter words quick
-enough.
-
-Probably the young lady, who might have been almost any young lady,
-never knew what a cruel thing she had done.
-
-
-
-
-XI
-
-HOME INVENTIONS
-
-
-The winter season is not all sliding down hill for the farmer-boy by
-any means; yet he contrives to get as much fun out of it as from any
-part of the year. There is a difference in boys: some are always jolly,
-and some go scowling always through life as if they had a stone-bruise
-on each heel. I like a jolly boy.
-
-I used to know one who came round every morning to sell molasses candy,
-offering two sticks for a cent apiece; it was worth fifty cents a day
-to see his cheery face. That boy rose in the world. He is now the owner
-of a large town at the West. To be sure, there are no houses in it
-except his own; but there is a map of it and roads and streets are laid
-out on it, with dwellings and churches and academies and a college and
-an opera-house, and you could scarcely tell it from Springfield or
-Hartford, on paper. He and all his family have the fever and ague, and
-shake worse than the people at Lebanon: but they do not mind it; it
-makes them lively, in fact. Ed May is just as jolly as he used to be.
-He calls his town Mayopolis, and expects to be mayor of it; his wife,
-however, calls the town Maybe.
-
-[Illustration: COASTING]
-
-The farmer-boy likes to have winter come, for one thing, because it
-freezes up the ground so that he can't dig in it; and it is covered
-with snow, so that there is no picking up stones, nor driving the cows
-to pasture. He would have a very easy time if it were not for the
-getting up before daylight to build the fires and do the "chores."
-Nature intended the long winter nights for the farmer-boy to sleep;
-but in my day he was expected to open his sleepy eyes when the cock
-crew, get out of the warm bed and light a candle, struggle into his
-cold pantaloons, and pull on boots in which the thermometer would have
-gone down to zero, rake open the coals on the hearth and start the
-morning fire, and then go to the barn to "fodder." The frost was thick
-on the kitchen windows; the snow was drifted against the door; and
-the journey to the barn, in the pale light of dawn, over the creaking
-snow, was like an exile's trip to Siberia. The boy was not half awake
-when he stumbled into the cold barn, and was greeted by the lowing and
-bleating and neighing of cattle waiting for their breakfast. How their
-breath steamed up from the mangers, and hung in frosty spears from
-their noses! Through the great lofts above the hay, where the swallows
-nested, the winter wind whistled and the snow sifted. Those old barns
-were well ventilated.
-
-I used to spend much valuable time in planning a barn that should be
-tight and warm, with a fire in it if necessary in order to keep the
-temperature somewhere near the freezing point. I couldn't see how the
-cattle could live in a place where a lively boy, full of young blood,
-would freeze to death in a short time if he did not swing his arms and
-slap his hands, and jump about like a goat. I thought I would have a
-sort of perpetual manger that should shake down the hay when it was
-wanted, and a self-acting machine that should cut up the turnips and
-pass them into the mangers, and water always flowing for the cattle
-and horses to drink. With these simple arrangements I could lie in
-bed, and know that the "chores" were doing themselves. It would also
-be necessary, in order that I should not be disturbed, that the crow
-should be taken out of the roosters, but I could think of no process
-to do it. It seems to me that the hen-breeders, if they know as much
-as they say they do, might raise a breed of crowless roosters, for the
-benefit of boys, quiet neighborhoods, and sleepy families.
-
-There was another notion that I had, about kindling the kitchen fire,
-that I never carried out. It was, to have a spring at the head of my
-bed, connecting with a wire, which should run to a torpedo which I
-would plant overnight in the ashes of the fireplace. By touching the
-spring I could explode the torpedo, which would scatter the ashes and
-uncover the live coals, and at the same time shake down the sticks
-of wood which were standing by the side of the ashes in the chimney,
-and the fire would kindle itself. This ingenious plan was frowned on
-by the whole family, who said they did not want to be waked up every
-morning by an explosion. And yet they expected me to wake up without
-an explosion. A boy's plans for making life agreeable are hardly ever
-heeded.
-
-I never knew a boy farmer who was not eager to go to the district
-school in the winter. There is such a chance for learning, that he
-must be a dull boy who does not come out in the spring a fair skater,
-an accurate snowballer, and an accomplished slider downhill, with or
-without a board, on his seat, on his stomach, or on his feet. Take a
-moderate hill, with a foot-slide down it worn to icy smoothness, and a
-"go-round" of boys on it, and there is nothing like it for whittling
-away boot-leather. The boy is the shoemaker's friend. An active lad
-can wear down a pair of cowhide soles in a week so that the ice will
-scrape his toes. Sledding or coasting is also slow fun compared to
-the "bareback" sliding down a steep hill over a hard, glistening
-crust. It is not only dangerous, but it is destructive to jacket and
-pantaloons to a degree to make a tailor laugh. If any other animal wore
-out his skin as fast as a schoolboy wears out his clothes in winter,
-it would need a new one once a month. In a country district-school,
-patches were not by any means a sign of poverty, but of the boy's
-courage and adventurous disposition. Our elders used to threaten to
-dress us in leather and put sheet-iron seats in our trousers. The
-boy _said_ that he wore out his trousers on the hard seats in the
-school-house ciphering hard sums. For that extraordinary statement
-he received two castigations,—one at home, that was mild, and one
-from the schoolmaster, who was careful to lay the rod upon the boy's
-sliding-place, punishing him, as he jocosely called it, on a sliding
-scale, according to the thinness of his pantaloons.
-
-What I liked best at school, however, was the study of history, early
-history, the Indian wars. We studied it mostly at noontime, and we had
-it illustrated as the children nowadays have "object-lessons,"—though
-our object was not so much to have lessons as it was to revive real
-history.
-
-Back of the school-house rose a round hill, upon which tradition said
-had stood in colonial times a block-house, built by the settlers for
-defense against the Indians. For the Indians had the idea that the
-whites were not settled enough, and used to come nights to settle them
-with a tomahawk. It was called Fort Hill. It was very steep on each
-side, and the river ran close by. It was a charming place in summer,
-where one could find laurel, and checkerberries, and sassafras roots,
-and sit in the cool breeze, looking at the mountains across the river,
-and listening to the murmur of the Deerfield. The Methodists built a
-meeting-house there afterwards, but the hill was so slippery in winter
-that the aged could not climb it, and the wind raged so fiercely
-that it blew nearly all the young Methodists away (many of whom were
-afterwards heard of in the West), and finally the meeting-house
-itself came down into the valley and grew a steeple, and enjoyed
-itself ever afterwards. It used to be a notion in New England that a
-meeting-house ought to stand as near heaven as possible.
-
-[Illustration: IN SCHOOL]
-
-The boys at our school divided themselves into two parties; one was the
-Early Settlers and the other the Pequots, the latter the most numerous.
-The Early Settlers built a snow fort on the hill, and a strong fortress
-it was, constructed of snowballs rolled up to a vast size (larger than
-the Cyclopean blocks of stone which form the ancient Etruscan walls
-in Italy), piled one upon another, and the whole cemented by pouring
-on water which froze and made the walls solid. The Pequots helped the
-whites build it. It had a covered way under the snow, through which
-only could it be entered, and it had bastions and towers and openings
-to fire from, and a great many other things for which there are no
-names in military books. And it had a glacis and a ditch outside.
-
-When it was completed, the Early Settlers, leaving the women in the
-school-house, a prey to the Indians, used to retire into it, and await
-the attack of the Pequots. There was only a handful of the garrison,
-while the Indians were many, and also barbarous. It was agreed that
-they should be barbarous. And it was in this light that the great
-question was settled whether a boy might snowball with balls that he
-had soaked over night in water and let freeze. They were as hard as
-cobblestones, and if a boy should be hit in the head by one of them
-he could not tell whether he was a Pequot or an Early Settler. It
-was considered as unfair to use these ice-balls in an open fight, as
-it is to use poisoned ammunition in real war. But as the whites were
-protected by the fort, and the Indians were treacherous by nature, it
-was decided that the latter might use the hard missiles.
-
-The Pequots used to come swarming up the hill, with hideous war-whoops,
-attacking the fort on all sides with great noise and a shower of balls.
-The garrison replied with yells of defiance and well-directed shots,
-hurling back the invaders when they attempted to scale the walls.
-The Settlers had the advantage of position, but they were sometimes
-overpowered by numbers, and would often have had to surrender but for
-the ringing of the school-bell. The Pequots were in great fear of the
-school-bell.
-
-I do not remember that the whites ever hauled down their flag and
-surrendered voluntarily; but once or twice the fort was carried by
-storm and the garrison were massacred to a boy, and thrown out of the
-fortress, having been first scalped. To take a boy's cap was to scalp
-him, and after that he was dead, if he played fair. There were a great
-many hard hits given and taken, but always cheerfully, for it was in
-the cause of our early history. The history of Greece and Rome was
-stuff compared to this. And we had many boys in our school who could
-imitate the Indian war-whoop enough better than they could scan _arma,
-virumque cano_.
-
-
-
-
-XII
-
-THE LONELY FARM-HOUSE
-
-
-The winter evenings of the farmer-boy in New England used not to be so
-gay as to tire him of the pleasures of life before he became of age.
-A remote farm-house, standing a little off the road, banked up with
-sawdust and earth to keep the frost out of the cellar, blockaded with
-snow, and flying a blue flag of smoke from its chimney, looks like
-a besieged fort. On cold and stormy winter nights, to the traveler
-wearily dragging along in his creaking sleigh, the light from its
-windows suggests a house of refuge and the cheer of a blazing fire. But
-it is no less a fort, into which the family retire when the New England
-winter on the hills really sets in.
-
-The boy is an important part of the garrison. He is not only one of the
-best means of communicating with the outer world, but he furnishes
-half the entertainment and takes two thirds of the scolding of the
-family circle. A farm would come to grief without a boy on it, but it
-is impossible to think of a farm-house without a boy in it.
-
-[Illustration: A REMOTE FARM-HOUSE]
-
-"That boy" brings life into the house; his tracks are to be seen
-everywhere, he leaves all the doors open, he hasn't half filled the
-wood-box, he makes noise enough to wake the dead; or he is in a
-brown-study by the fire and cannot be stirred, or he has fastened a
-grip upon some Crusoe book which cannot easily be shaken off. I suppose
-that the farmer-boy's evenings are not now what they used to be; that
-he has more books, and less to do, and is not half so good a boy as
-formerly, when he used to think the almanac was pretty lively reading,
-and the comic almanac, if he could get hold of that, was a supreme
-delight.
-
-Of course he had the evenings to himself after he had done the "chores"
-at the barn, brought in the wood and piled it high in the box, ready to
-be heaped upon the great open fire. It was nearly dark when he came
-from school (with its continuation of snowballing and sliding), and he
-always had an agreeable time stumbling and fumbling around in barn and
-woodhouse in the waning light.
-
-John used to say that he supposed nobody would do his "chores" if he
-did not get home till midnight; and he was never contradicted. Whatever
-happened to him, and whatever length of days or sort of weather was
-produced by the almanac, the cardinal rule was that he should be at
-home before dark.
-
-John used to imagine what people did in the dark ages, and wonder
-sometimes whether he wasn't still in them.
-
-Of course, John had nothing to do all the evening, after his
-"chores,"—except little things. While he drew his chair up to the
-table in order to get the full radiance of the tallow candle on his
-slate or his book, the women of the house also sat by the table
-knitting and sewing. The head of the house sat in his chair, tipped
-back against the chimney; the hired man was in danger of burning his
-boots in the fire. John might be deep in the excitement of a bear
-story, or be hard at writing a "composition" on his greasy slate;
-but, whatever he was doing, he was the only one who could always be
-interrupted. It was he who must snuff the candles, and put on a stick
-of wood, and toast the cheese, and turn the apples, and crack the
-nuts. He knew where the fox-and-geese board was, and he could find the
-twelve-men-Morris. Considering that he was expected to go to bed at
-eight o'clock, one would say that the opportunity for study was not
-great, and that his reading was rather interrupted. There seemed to be
-always something for him to do, even when all the rest of the family
-came as near being idle as is ever possible in a New England household.
-
-No wonder that John was not sleepy at eight o'clock: he had been flying
-about while the others had been yawning before the fire. He would like
-to sit up just to see how much more solemn and stupid it would become
-as the night went on; he wanted to tinker his skates, to mend his sled,
-to finish that chapter. Why should he go away from that bright blaze,
-and the company that sat in its radiance, to the cold and solitude of
-his chamber? Why didn't the people who were sleepy go to bed?
-
-How lonesome the old house was; how cold it was, away from that great
-central fire in the heart of it; how its timbers creaked as if in the
-contracting pinch of the frost; what a rattling there was of windows,
-what a concerted attack upon the clapboards; how the floors squeaked,
-and what gusts from round corners came to snatch the feeble flame of
-the candle from the boy's hand! How he shivered, as he paused at the
-staircase window to look out upon the great fields of snow, upon the
-stripped forest, through which he could hear the wind raving in a kind
-of fury, and up at the black flying clouds, amid which the young moon
-was dashing and driven on like a frail shallop at sea! And his teeth
-chattered more than ever when he got into the icy sheets, and drew
-himself up into a ball in his flannel nightgown, like a fox in his hole.
-
-For a little time he could hear the noises downstairs, and an
-occasional laugh; he could guess that now they were having cider, and
-now apples were going round; and he could feel the wind tugging at the
-house, even sometimes shaking the bed. But this did not last long. He
-soon went away into a country he always delighted to be in; a calm
-place where the wind never blew, and no one dictated the time of going
-to bed to any one else. I like to think of him sleeping there, in such
-rude surroundings, ingenuous, innocent, mischievous, with no thought
-of the buffeting he is to get from a world that has a good many worse
-places for a boy than the hearth of an old farm-house, and the sweet
-though undemonstrative affection of its family life.
-
-But there were other evenings in the boy's life that were different
-from these at home, and one of them he will never forget. It opened
-a new world to John, and set him into a great flutter. It produced a
-revolution in his mind in regard to neckties; it made him wonder if
-greased boots were quite the thing compared with blacked boots; and he
-wished he had a long looking-glass, so that he could see, as he walked
-away from it, what was the effect of round patches on the portion of
-his trousers he could not see except in a mirror; and if patches were
-quite stylish, even on everyday trousers. And he began to be very much
-troubled about the parting of his hair, and how to find out on which
-side was the natural part.
-
-The evening to which I refer was that of John's first party. He knew
-the girls at school, and he was interested in some of them with a
-different interest from that he took in the boys. He never wanted to
-"take it out" with one of them, for an insult, in a stand-up fight,
-and he instinctively softened a boy's natural rudeness when he was
-with them. He would help a timid little girl to stand erect and slide;
-he would draw her on his sled, till his hands were stiff with cold,
-without a murmur; he would generously give her red apples into which
-he longed to set his own sharp teeth; and he would cut in two his
-lead-pencil for a girl, when he would not for a boy. Had he not some of
-the beautiful auburn tresses of Cynthia Rudd in his skate, spruce-gum,
-and wintergreen box at home? And yet the grand sentiment of life was
-little awakened in John. He liked best to be with boys, and their
-rough play suited him better than the amusements of the shrinking,
-fluttering, timid, and sensitive little girls. John had not learned
-then that a spider-web is stronger than a cable; or that a pretty
-little girl could turn him round her finger a great deal easier than a
-big bully of a boy could make him cry "enough."
-
-John had indeed been at spelling-schools, and had accomplished the
-feat of "going home with a girl" afterwards; and he had been growing
-into the habit of looking around in meeting on Sunday, and noticing
-how Cynthia was dressed, and not enjoying the service quite as much if
-Cynthia was absent as when she was present. But there was very little
-sentiment in all this, and nothing whatever to make John blush at
-hearing her name.
-
-But now John was invited to a regular party. There was the invitation,
-in a three-cornered billet, sealed with a transparent wafer: "Miss C.
-Rudd requests the pleasure of the company of," etc., all in blue ink,
-and the finest kind of pin-scratching writing. What a precious document
-it was to John! It even exhaled a faint sort of perfume, whether of
-lavender or caraway-seed he could not tell. He read it over a hundred
-times, and showed it confidentially to his favorite cousin, who had
-beaux of her own, and had even "sat up" with them in the parlor. And
-from this sympathetic cousin John got advice as to what he should wear
-and how he should conduct himself at the party.
-
-
-
-
-XIII
-
-JOHN'S FIRST PARTY
-
-
-It turned out that John did not go after all to Cynthia Rudd's party,
-having broken through the ice on the river when he was skating that
-day, and, as the boy who pulled him out said, "come within an inch of
-his life." But he took care not to tumble into anything that should
-keep him from the next party, which was given with due formality by
-Melinda Mayhew.
-
-John had been many a time to the house of Deacon Mayhew, and
-never with any hesitation, even if he knew that both the deacon's
-daughters—Melinda and Sophronia—were at home. The only fear he had
-felt was of the deacon's big dog, who always surlily watched him as
-he came up the tanbark walk, and made a rush at him if he showed the
-least sign of wavering. But upon the night of the party his courage
-vanished, and he thought he would rather face all the dogs in town than
-knock at the front door.
-
-The parlor was lighted up, and as John stood on the broad flagging
-before the front door, by the lilac-bush, he could hear the sound of
-voices—girls' voices—which set his heart in a flutter. He could
-face the whole district school of girls without flinching,—he didn't
-mind 'em in the meeting-house in their Sunday best; but he began to
-be conscious that now he was passing to a new sphere, where the girls
-are supreme and superior, and he began to feel for the first time that
-he was an awkward boy. The girl takes to society as naturally as a
-duckling does to the placid pond, but with a semblance of sly timidity;
-the boy plunges in with a great splash, and hides his shy awkwardness
-in noise and commotion.
-
-When John entered, the company had nearly all come. He knew them every
-one, and yet there was something about them strange and unfamiliar.
-They were all a little afraid of each other, as people are apt to be
-when they are well dressed and met together for social purposes in the
-country. To be at a real party was a novel thing for most of them,
-and put a constraint upon them which they could not at once overcome.
-Perhaps it was because they were in the awful parlor, that carpeted
-room of haircloth furniture, which was so seldom opened. Upon the
-wall hung two certificates framed in black,—one certifying that, by
-the payment of fifty dollars, Deacon Mayhew was a life member of the
-American Tract Society; and the other that, by a like outlay of bread
-cast upon the waters, his wife was a life member of the A. B. C. F. M.,
-a portion of the alphabet which has an awful significance to all New
-England childhood. These certificates are a sort of receipt in full for
-charity, and are a constant and consoling reminder to the farmer that
-he has discharged his religious duties.
-
-There was a fire on the broad hearth, and that, with the tallow candles
-on the mantelpiece, made quite an illumination in the room, and enabled
-the boys, who were mostly on one side of the room, to see the girls,
-who were on the other, quite plainly. How sweet and demure the girls
-looked, to be sure! Every boy was thinking if his hair was slick, and
-feeling the full embarrassment of his entrance into fashionable life.
-It was queer that these children, who were so free everywhere else,
-should be so constrained now, and not know what to do with themselves.
-The shooting of a spark out upon the carpet was a great relief, and was
-accompanied by a deal of scrambling to throw it back into the fire, and
-caused much giggling. It was only gradually that the formality was at
-all broken, and the young people got together and found their tongues.
-
-John at length found himself with Cynthia Rudd, to his great delight
-and considerable embarrassment, for Cynthia, who was older than John,
-never looked so pretty. To his surprise he had nothing to say to her.
-They had always found plenty to talk about before, but now nothing that
-he could think of seemed worth saying at a party.
-
-"It is a pleasant evening," said John.
-
-"It is quite so," replied Cynthia.
-
-"Did you come in a cutter?" asked John, anxiously.
-
-"No; I walked on the crust, and it was perfectly lovely walking," said
-Cynthia, in a burst of confidence.
-
-"Was it slippery?" continued John.
-
-"Not very."
-
-John hoped it would be slippery—very—when he walked home with
-Cynthia, as he determined to do, but he did not dare to say so, and the
-conversation ran aground again. John thought about his dog and his sled
-and his yoke of steers, but he didn't see any way to bring them into
-conversation. Had she read the "Swiss Family Robinson"? Only a little
-ways. John said it was splendid, and he would lend it to her, for which
-she thanked him, and said, with such a sweet expression, she should be
-so glad to have it from him. That was encouraging.
-
-And then John asked Cynthia if she had seen Sally Hawkes since the
-husking at their house, when Sally found so many red ears; and didn't
-she think she was a real pretty girl?
-
-"Yes, she was right pretty;" and Cynthia guessed that Sally knew it
-pretty well. But did John like the color of her eyes?
-
-No; John didn't like the color of her eyes exactly.
-
-"Her mouth would be well enough if she didn't laugh so much and show
-her teeth."
-
-John said her mouth was her worst feature.
-
-"Oh no," said Cynthia, warmly; "her mouth is better than her nose."
-
-John didn't know but it was better than her nose, and he should like
-her looks better if her hair wasn't so dreadful black.
-
-But Cynthia, who could afford to be generous now, said she liked black
-hair, and she wished hers was dark. Whereupon John protested that he
-liked light hair—auburn hair—of all things.
-
-And Cynthia said that Sally was a dear, good girl, and she didn't
-believe one word of the story that she only really found one red ear at
-the husking that night, and hid that and kept pulling it out as if it
-were a new one.
-
-And so the conversation, once started, went on as briskly as
-possible about the paring-bee and the spelling-school, and the new
-singing-master who was coming, and how Jack Thompson had gone to
-Northampton to be a clerk in a store, and how Elvira Reddington, in
-the geography class at school, was asked what was the capital of
-Massachusetts, and had answered "Northampton," and all the school
-laughed. John enjoyed the conversation amazingly, and he half wished
-that he and Cynthia were the whole of the party.
-
-But the party had meantime got into operation, and the formality was
-broken up when the boys and girls had ventured out of the parlor into
-the more comfortable living-room, with its easy-chairs and everyday
-things, and even gone so far as to penetrate the kitchen in their
-frolic. As soon as they forgot they were a party, they began to enjoy
-themselves.
-
-But the real pleasure only began with the games. The party was nothing
-without the games, and indeed it was made for the games. Very likely
-it was one of the timid girls who proposed to play something, and when
-the ice was once broken, the whole company went into the business
-enthusiastically. There was no dancing. We should hope not. Not in
-the deacon's house; not with the deacon's daughters, nor anywhere in
-this good Puritanic society. Dancing was a sin in itself, and no one
-could tell what it would lead to. But there was no reason why the boys
-and girls shouldn't come together and kiss each other during a whole
-evening occasionally. Kissing was a sign of peace, and was not at all
-like taking hold of hands and skipping about to the scraping of a
-wicked fiddle.
-
-In the games there was a great deal of clasping hands, of going round
-in a circle, of passing under each other's elevated arms, of singing
-about my true love, and the end was kisses distributed with more or
-less partiality according to the rules of the play; but, thank Heaven,
-there was no fiddler. John liked it all, and was quite brave about
-paying all the forfeits imposed on him, even to the kissing all the
-girls in the room; but he thought he could have amended that by kissing
-a few of them a good many times instead of kissing them all once.
-
-But John was destined to have a damper put upon his enjoyment. They
-were playing a most fascinating game, in which they all stand in a
-circle and sing a philandering song, except one who is in the centre
-of the ring and holds a cushion. At a certain word in the song, the
-one in the centre throws the cushion at the feet of some one in the
-ring, indicating thereby the choice of a mate, and then the two sweetly
-kneel upon the cushion, like two meek angels, and—and so forth. Then
-the chosen one takes the cushion and the delightful play goes on. It
-is very easy, as it will be seen, to learn how to play it. Cynthia was
-holding the cushion, and at the fatal word she threw it down,—not
-before John, but in front of Ephraim Leggett. And they two kneeled, and
-so forth. John was astounded. He had never conceived of such perfidy
-in the female heart. He felt like wiping Ephraim off the face of the
-earth, only Ephraim was older and bigger than he. When it came his
-turn at length—thanks to a plain little girl for whose admiration he
-didn't care a straw—he threw the cushion down before Melinda Mayhew
-with all the devotion he could muster, and a dagger look at Cynthia.
-And Cynthia's perfidious smile only enraged him the more. John felt
-wronged, and worked himself up to pass a wretched evening.
-
-When supper came he never went near Cynthia, and busied himself in
-carrying different kinds of pie and cake, and red apples and cider,
-to the girls he liked the least. He shunned Cynthia, and when he was
-accidentally near her, and she asked him if he would get her a glass of
-cider, he rudely told her—like a goose as he was—that she had better
-ask Ephraim. That seemed to him very smart; but he got more and more
-miserable, and began to feel that he was making himself ridiculous.
-
-Girls have a great deal more good sense in such matters than boys.
-Cynthia went to John, at length, and asked him simply what the
-matter was. John blushed, and said that nothing was the matter. Cynthia
-said that it wouldn't do for two people always to be together at a
-party; and so they made up, and John obtained permission to "see"
-Cynthia home.
-
-[Illustration: GOING HOME WITH CYNTHIA]
-
-It was after half past nine when the great festivities at the Deacon's
-broke up, and John walked home with Cynthia over the shining crust and
-under the stars. It was mostly a silent walk, for this was also an
-occasion when it is difficult to find anything fit to say. And John
-was thinking all the way how he should bid Cynthia goodnight; whether
-it would do and whether it wouldn't do, this not being a game, and
-no forfeits attaching to it. When they reached the gate there was an
-awkward little pause. John said the stars were uncommonly bright.
-Cynthia did not deny it, but waited a minute and then turned abruptly
-away, with "Good-night, John!"
-
-"Good-night, Cynthia!"
-
-And the party was over, and Cynthia was gone, and John went home in a
-kind of dissatisfaction with himself.
-
-It was long before he could go to sleep for thinking of the new world
-opened to him, and imagining how he would act under a hundred different
-circumstances, and what he would say, and what Cynthia would say; but a
-dream at length came, and led him away to a great city and a brilliant
-house; and while he was there he heard a loud rapping on the under
-floor, and saw that it was daylight.
-
-
-
-
-XIV
-
-THE SUGAR CAMP
-
-
-I think there is no part of farming the boy enjoys more than the making
-of maple sugar; it is better than "blackberrying," and nearly as good
-as fishing. And one reason he likes this work is that somebody else
-does the most of it. It is a sort of work in which he can appear to be
-very active and yet not do much.
-
-And it exactly suits the temperament of a real boy to be very busy
-about nothing. If the power, for instance, that is expended in play
-by a boy between the ages of eight and fourteen could be applied to
-some industry, we should see wonderful results. But a boy is like a
-galvanic battery that is not in connection with anything: he generates
-electricity and plays it off into the air with the most reckless
-prodigality. And I, for one, wouldn't have it otherwise. It is as much
-a boy's business to play off his energies into space as it is for a
-flower to blow, or a catbird to sing snatches of the tunes of all the
-other birds.
-
-In my day, maple-sugar making used to be something between picnicking
-and being shipwrecked on a fertile island where one should save from
-the wreck tubs and augers, and great kettles and pork, and hen's-eggs
-and rye-and-indian bread, and begin at once to lead the sweetest life
-in the world. I am told that it is something different nowadays, and
-that there is more desire to save the sap, and make good, pure sugar,
-and sell it for a large price, than there used to be, and that the
-old fun and picturesqueness of the business are pretty much gone. I
-am told that it is the custom to carefully collect the sap and bring
-it to the house, where there are built brick arches, over which it is
-evaporated in shallow pans; and that pains is taken to keep the leaves,
-sticks, and ashes and coals out of it; and that the sugar is clarified;
-and that, in short, it is a money-making business, in which there is
-very little fun, and that the boy is not allowed to dip his paddle
-into the kettle of boiling sugar and lick off the delicious sirup. The
-prohibition may improve the sugar, but it is cruel to the boy.
-
-As I remember the New England boy (and I am very intimate with one),
-he used to be on the _qui vive_ in the spring for the sap to begin
-running. I think he discovered it as soon as anybody. Perhaps he knew
-it by a feeling of something starting in his own veins,—a sort of
-spring stir in his legs and arms, which tempted him to stand on his
-head, or throw a handspring, if he could find a spot of ground from
-which the snow had melted. The sap stirs early in the legs of a country
-boy, and shows itself in uneasiness in the toes, which get tired of
-boots, and want to come out and touch the soil just as soon as the sun
-has warmed it a little. The country boy goes barefoot just as naturally
-as the trees burst their buds, which were packed and varnished over in
-the fall to keep the water and the frost out. Perhaps the boy has been
-out digging into the maple-trees with his jack-knife; at any rate, he
-is pretty sure to announce the discovery as he comes running into the
-house in a great state of excitement—as if he had heard a hen cackle
-in the barn—with, "Sap's runnin'!"
-
-And then, indeed, the stir and excitement begin. The sap-buckets,
-which have been stored in the garret over the woodhouse, and which
-the boy has occasionally climbed up to look at with another boy, for
-they are full of sweet suggestions of the annual spring frolic,—the
-sap-buckets are brought down and set out on the south side of the
-house and scalded. The snow is still a foot or two feet deep in the
-woods, and the ox-sled is got out to make a road to the sugar camp,
-and the campaign begins. The boy is everywhere present, superintending
-everything, asking questions, and filled with a desire to help the
-excitement.
-
-It is a great day when the cart is loaded with the buckets and the
-procession starts into the woods. The sun shines almost unobstructedly
-into the forest, for there are only naked branches to bar it; the snow
-is soft and beginning to sink down, leaving the young bushes spindling
-up everywhere; the snow-birds are twittering about, and the noise
-of shouting and of the blows of the axe echoes far and wide. This is
-spring, and the boy can scarcely contain his delight that his outdoor
-life is about to begin again.
-
-In the first place the men go about and tap the trees, drive in
-the spouts, and hang the buckets under. The boy watches all these
-operations with the greatest interest. He wishes that some time when a
-hole is bored in a tree that the sap would spout out in a stream as it
-does when a cider-barrel is tapped; but it never does, it only drops,
-sometimes almost in a stream, but on the whole slowly, and the boy
-learns that the sweet things of the world have to be patiently waited
-for, and do not usually come otherwise than drop by drop.
-
-Then the camp is to be cleared of snow. The shanty is re-covered with
-boughs. In front of it two enormous logs are rolled nearly together,
-and a fire is built between them. Forked sticks are set at each end,
-and a long pole is laid on them, and on this are hung the great caldron
-kettles. The huge hogsheads are turned right side up, and cleaned out
-to receive the sap that is gathered. And now, if there is a good "sap
-run," the establishment is under full headway.
-
-The great fire that is kindled up is never let out, night or day, as
-long as the season lasts. Somebody is always cutting wood to feed
-it; somebody is busy most of the time gathering in the sap; somebody
-is required to watch the kettles that they do not boil over, and to
-fill them. It is not the boy, however; he is too busy with things in
-general to be of any use in details. He has his own little sap-yoke
-and small pails, with which he gathers the sweet liquid. He has a
-little boiling-place of his own, with small logs and a tiny kettle. In
-the great kettles the boiling goes on slowly, and the liquid, as it
-thickens, is dipped from one to another, until in the end kettle it is
-reduced to sirup, and is taken out to cool and settle, until enough is
-made to "sugar off." To "sugar off" is to boil the sirup until it is
-thick enough to crystallize into sugar. This is the grand event, and
-it is only done once in two or three days.
-
-[Illustration: A YOUNG SUGAR-MAKER]
-
-But the boy's desire is to "sugar off" perpetually. He boils his kettle
-down as rapidly as possible; he is not particular about chips, scum, or
-ashes; he is apt to burn his sugar; but if he can get enough to make a
-little wax on the snow, or to scrape from the bottom of the kettle with
-his wooden paddle, he is happy. A good deal is wasted on his hands and
-the outside of his face and on his clothes, but he does not care; he is
-not stingy.
-
-To watch the operations of the big fire gives him constant pleasure.
-Sometimes he is left to watch the boiling kettles, with a piece of
-pork tied on the end of a stick, which he dips into the boiling mass
-when it threatens to go over. He is constantly tasting of it, however,
-to see if it is not almost sirup. He has a long round stick, whittled
-smooth at one end, which he uses for this purpose, at the constant
-risk of burning his tongue. The smoke blows in his face; he is grimy
-with ashes; he is altogether such a mass of dirt, stickiness, and
-sweetness, that his own mother wouldn't know him.
-
-He likes to boil eggs with the hired man in the hot sap; he likes to
-roast potatoes in the ashes, and he would live in the camp day and
-night if he were permitted. Some of the hired men sleep in the bough
-shanty and keep the fire blazing all night. To sleep there with them,
-and awake in the night and hear the wind in the trees, and see the
-sparks fly up to the sky, is a perfect realization of all the stories
-of adventures he has ever read. He tells the other boys afterwards that
-he heard something in the night that sounded very much like a bear. The
-hired man says that he was very much scared by the hooting of an owl.
-
-The great occasions for the boy, though, are the times of "sugaring
-off." Sometimes this used to be done in the evening, and it was made
-the excuse for a frolic in the camp. The neighbors were invited;
-sometimes even the pretty girls from the village, who filled all
-the woods with their sweet voices and merry laughter and little
-affectations of fright. The white snow still lies on all the ground
-except the warm spot about the camp. The tree branches all show
-distinctly in the light of the fire, which sends its ruddy glare far
-into the darkness, and lights up the bough shanty, the hogsheads, the
-buckets on the trees, and the group about the boiling kettles, until
-the scene is like something taken out of a fairy play. If Rembrandt
-could have seen a sugar party in a New England wood, he would have
-made out of its strong contrasts of light and shade one of the finest
-pictures in the world. But Rembrandt was not born in Massachusetts;
-people hardly ever do know where to be born until it is too late. Being
-born in the right place is a thing that has been very much neglected.
-
-[Illustration: WATCHING THE KETTLES]
-
-At these sugar parties every one was expected to eat as much sugar as
-possible; and those who are practiced in it can eat a great deal. It
-is a peculiarity about eating warm maple-sugar that, though you may
-eat so much of it one day as to be sick and loathe the thought of it,
-you will want it the next day more than ever. At the "sugaring off"
-they used to pour the hot sugar upon the snow, where it congealed,
-without crystallizing, into a sort of wax, which I do suppose is the
-most delicious substance that was ever invented. And it takes a great
-while to eat it. If one should close his teeth firmly on a ball of it,
-he would be unable to open his mouth until it dissolved. The sensation
-while it is melting is very pleasant, but one cannot converse.
-
-The boy used to make a big lump of it and give it to the dog, who
-seized it with great avidity, and closed his jaws on it, as dogs will
-on anything. It was funny the next moment to see the expression of
-perfect surprise on the dog's face when he found that he could not open
-his jaws. He shook his head; he sat down in despair; he ran round in
-a circle; he dashed into the woods and back again. He did everything
-except climb a tree and howl. It would have been such a relief to him
-if he could have howled! But that was the one thing he could not do.
-
-
-
-
-XV
-
-THE HEART OF NEW ENGLAND
-
-
-It is a wonder that every New England boy does not turn out a poet, or
-a missionary, or a peddler. Most of them used to. There is everything
-in the heart of the New England hills to feed the imagination of the
-boy, and excite his longing for strange countries. I scarcely know what
-the subtle influence is that forms him and attracts him in the most
-fascinating and aromatic of all lands, and yet urges him away from
-all the sweet delights of his home to become a roamer in literature
-and in the world,—a poet and a wanderer. There is something in the
-soil and the pure air, I suspect, that promises more romance than is
-forthcoming, that excites the imagination without satisfying it, and
-begets the desire of adventure. And the prosaic life of the sweet
-home does not at all correspond to the boy's dreams of the world.
-In the good old days, I am told, the boys on the coast ran away and
-became sailors; the country boys waited till they grew big enough to
-be missionaries, and then they sailed away, and met the coast boys in
-foreign ports.
-
-John used to spend hours in the top of a slender hickory-tree that
-a little detached itself from the forest which crowned the brow of
-the steep and lofty pasture behind his house. He was sent to make
-war on the bushes that constantly encroached upon the pasture land;
-but John had no hostility to any growing thing, and a very little
-bushwhacking satisfied him. When he had grubbed up a few laurels and
-young treesprouts, he was wont to retire into his favorite post of
-observation and meditation. Perhaps he fancied that the wide-swaying
-stem to which he clung was the mast of a ship; that the tossing forest
-behind him was the heaving waves of the sea; and that the wind which
-moaned over the woods and murmured in the leaves, and now and then
-sent him a wide circuit in the air, as if he had been a blackbird on
-the tiptop of a spruce, was an ocean gale. What life and action and
-heroism there was to him in the multitudinous roar of the forest, and
-what an eternity of existence in the monologue of the river which
-brawled far, far below him over its wide stony bed! How the river
-sparkled and danced and went on—now in a smooth amber current, now
-fretted by the pebbles, but always with that continuous busy song! John
-never knew that noise to cease, and he doubted not if he stayed here a
-thousand years that same loud murmur would fill the air.
-
-On it went, under the wide spans of the old wooden, covered bridge,
-swirling around the great rocks on which the piers stood, spreading
-away below in shallows, and taking the shadows of a row of maples that
-lined the green shore. Save this roar, no sound reached him, except
-now and then the rumble of a wagon on the bridge, or the muffled,
-far-off voices of some chance passers on the road. Seen from this high
-perch, the familiar village, sending its brown roofs and white spires
-up through the green foliage, had a strange aspect, and was like
-some town in a book, say a village nestled in the Swiss mountains, or
-something in Bohemia. And there, beyond the purple hills of Bozrah, and
-not so far as the stony pastures of Zoar, whither John had helped drive
-the colts and young stock in the spring, might be perhaps Jerusalem
-itself. John had himself once been to the land of Canaan with his
-grandfather, when he was a very small boy; and he had once seen an
-actual, no-mistake Jew, a mysterious person, with uncut beard and long
-hair, who sold scythe-snaths in that region, and about whom there was a
-rumor that he was once caught and shaved by the indignant farmers, who
-apprehended in his long locks a contempt of the Christian religion. Oh,
-the world had vast possibilities for John. Away to the south, up a vast
-basin of forest, there was a notch in the horizon and an opening in the
-line of woods, where the road ran. Through this opening John imagined
-an army might appear, perhaps British, perhaps Turks, and banners of
-red and of yellow advance, and a cannon wheel about and point its long
-nose and open on the valley. He fancied the army, after this salute,
-winding down the mountain road, deploying in the meadows, and giving
-the valley to pillage and to flame. In which event his position would
-be an excellent one for observation and for safety. While he was in the
-height of this engagement, perhaps the horn would be blown from the
-back porch, reminding him that it was time to quit cutting brush and go
-for the cows. As if there were no better use for a warrior and a poet
-in New England than to send him for the cows!
-
-[Illustration: THE VILLAGE FROM THE HILL]
-
-John knew a boy—a bad enough boy, I dare say—who afterwards became a
-general in the war, and went to Congress and got to be a real governor,
-who used also to be sent to cut brush in the back pastures, and hated
-it in his very soul; and by his wrong conduct forecast what kind of a
-man he would be. This boy, as soon as he had cut about one brush, would
-seek for one of several holes in the ground (and he was familiar with
-several), in which lived a white-and-black animal that must always be
-nameless in a book, but an animal quite capable of the most pungent
-defense of himself. This young aspirant to Congress would cut a long
-stick, with a little crotch in the end of it, and run it into the hole;
-and when the crotch was punched into the fur and skin of the animal, he
-would twist the stick round till it got a good grip on the skin, and
-then he would pull the beast out; and when he got the white-and-black
-just out of the hole so that his dog could seize him, the boy would
-take to his heels, and leave the two to fight it out, content to scent
-the battle afar off. And this boy, who was in training for public
-life, would do this sort of thing all the afternoon; and when the sun
-told him that he had spent long enough time cutting brush, he would
-industriously go home as innocent as anybody. There are few such boys
-as this nowadays; and that is the reason why the New England pastures
-are so much overgrown with brush.
-
-John himself preferred to hunt the pugnacious woodchuck. He bore a
-special grudge against this clover-eater, beyond the usual hostility
-that boys feel for any wild animal. One day on his way to school
-a woodchuck crossed the road before him, and John gave chase. The
-woodchuck scrambled into an orchard and climbed a small apple-tree.
-John thought this a most cowardly and unfair retreat, and stood under
-the tree and taunted the animal and stoned it. Thereupon the woodchuck
-dropped down on John and seized him by the leg of his trousers. John
-was both enraged and scared by this dastardly attack; the teeth of the
-enemy went through the cloth and met; and there he hung. John then made
-a pivot of one leg and whirled himself around, swinging the woodchuck
-in the air, until he shook him off; but in his departure the woodchuck
-carried away a large piece of John's summer trousers leg. The boy never
-forgot it. And whenever he had a holiday he used to expend an amount
-of labor and ingenuity in the pursuit of woodchucks that would have
-made his fortune in any useful pursuit. There was a hill-pasture, down
-on one side of which ran a small brook, and this pasture was full of
-woodchuck-holes. It required the assistance of several boys to capture
-a woodchuck. It was first necessary by patient watching to ascertain
-that the woodchuck was at home. When one was seen to enter his burrow,
-then all the entries to it except one—there are usually three—were
-plugged up with stones. A boy and a dog were then left to watch the
-open hole, while John and his comrades went to the brook and began to
-dig a canal, to turn the water into the residence of the woodchuck.
-This was often a difficult feat of engineering and a long job. Often
-it took more than half a day of hard labor with shovel and hoe to dig
-the canal. But when the canal was finished, and the water began to pour
-into the hole, the excitement began. How long would it take to fill
-the hole and drown out the woodchuck? Sometimes it seemed as if the
-hole were a bottomless pit. But sooner or later the water would rise
-in it, and then there was sure to be seen the nose of the woodchuck,
-keeping itself on a level with the rising flood. It was piteous to see
-the anxious look of the hunted, half-drowned creature as it came to
-the surface and caught sight of the dog. There the dog stood, at the
-mouth of the hole, quivering with excitement from his nose to the tip
-of his tail, and behind him were the cruel boys dancing with joy and
-setting the dog on. The poor creature would disappear in the water in
-terror; but he must breathe, and out would come his nose again, nearer
-the dog each time. At last the water ran out of the hole as well as in,
-and the soaked beast came with it, and made a desperate rush. But in a
-trice the dog had him, and the boys stood off in a circle, with stones
-in their hands, to see what they called "fair play." They maintained
-perfect "neutrality" so long as the dog was getting the best of the
-woodchuck; but if the latter was likely to escape, they "interfered"
-in the interest of peace and the "balance of power," and killed the
-woodchuck. This is a boy's notion of justice; of course he'd no
-business to be a woodchuck,—an "unspeakable woodchuck."
-
-[Illustration: TREEING A WOODCHUCK]
-
-I used the word "aromatic" in relation to the New England soil. John
-knew very well all its sweet, aromatic, pungent, and medicinal
-products, and liked to search for the scented herbs and the wild fruits
-and exquisite flowers; but he did not then know, and few do know,
-that there is no part of the globe where the subtle chemistry of the
-earth produces more that is agreeable to the senses than a New England
-hill-pasture and the green meadow at its foot. The poets have succeeded
-in turning our attention from it to the comparatively barren Orient as
-the land of sweet-smelling spices and odorous gums. And it is indeed a
-constant surprise that this poor and stony soil elaborates and grows so
-many delicate and aromatic products.
-
-John, it is true, did not care much for anything that did not appeal
-to his taste and smell and delight in brilliant color; and he trod
-down the exquisite ferns and the wonderful mosses without compunction.
-But he gathered from the crevices of the rocks the columbine and the
-eglantine and the blue harebell; he picked the high-flavored alpine
-strawberry, the blueberry, the boxberry, wild currants and gooseberries
-and fox-grapes; he brought home armfuls of the pink-and-white laurel
-and the wild honeysuckle; he dug the roots of the fragrant sassafras
-and of the sweet-flag; he ate the tender leaves of the wintergreen
-and its red berries; he gathered the peppermint and the spearmint;
-he gnawed the twigs of the black birch; there was a stout fern which
-he called "brake," which he pulled up, and found that the soft end
-"tasted good;" he dug the amber gum from the spruce-tree, and liked to
-smell, though he could not chew, the gum of the wild cherry; it was
-his melancholy duty to bring home such medicinal herbs for the garret
-as the goldthread, the tansy, and the loathsome "boneset;" and he laid
-in for the winter, like a squirrel, stores of beech-nuts, hazel-nuts,
-hickory-nuts, chestnuts, and butternuts. But that which lives most
-vividly in his memory and most strongly draws him back to the New
-England hills is the aromatic sweet-fern: he likes to eat its spicy
-seeds, and to crush in his hands its fragrant leaves; their odor is the
-unique essence of New England.
-
-
-
-
-XVI
-
-JOHN'S REVIVAL
-
-
-The New England country boy of the last generation never heard of
-Christmas.
-
-There was no such day in his calendar. If John ever came across it in
-his reading, he attached no meaning to the word.
-
-If his curiosity had been aroused, and he had asked his elders
-about it, he might have got the dim impression that it was a kind
-of Popish holiday, the celebration of which was about as wicked
-as "card-playing," or being a "democrat." John knew a couple of
-desperately bad boys who were reported to play "seven-up" in a barn,
-on the hay-mow, and the enormity of this practice made him shudder.
-He had once seen a pack of greasy "playing-cards," and it seemed to
-him to contain the quintessence of sin. If he had desired to defy all
-Divine law and outrage all human society, he felt that he could do it
-by shuffling them. And he was quite right. The two bad boys enjoyed
-in stealth their scandalous pastime, because they knew it was the
-most wicked thing they could do. If it had been as sinless as playing
-marbles, they wouldn't have cared for it. John sometimes drove past
-a brown, tumble-down farm-house, whose shiftless inhabitants, it was
-said, were card-playing people; and it is impossible to describe how
-wicked that house appeared to John. He almost expected to see its
-shingles stand on end. In the old New England, one could not in any
-other way so express his contempt of all holy and orderly life as by
-playing cards for amusement.
-
-There was no element of Christmas in John's life, any more than there
-was of Easter, and probably nobody about him could have explained
-Easter; and he escaped all the demoralization attending Christmas
-gifts. Indeed, he never had any presents of any kind, either on his
-birthday or any other day. He expected nothing that he did not earn,
-or make in the way of "trade" with another boy. He was taught to work
-for what he received. He even earned, as I said, the extra holidays
-of the day after the "Fourth" and the day after Thanksgiving. Of the
-free grace and gifts of Christmas he had no conception. The single and
-melancholy association he had with it was the quaking hymn which his
-grandfather used to sing in a cracked and quavering voice,—
-
- "While shepherds watched their flocks by night,
- All seated on the ground."
-
-The "glory" that "shone around" at the end of it—the doleful voice
-always repeating, "and glory shone around"—made John as miserable as
-"Hark! from the tombs." It was all one dreary expectation of something
-uncomfortable. It was, in short, "religion." You'd got to have it
-some time; that John believed. But it lay in his unthinking mind to
-put off the "Hark! from the tombs" enjoyment as long as possible. He
-experienced a kind of delightful wickedness in indulging his dislike of
-hymns and of Sunday.
-
-[Illustration: LOOKING FOR FROGS]
-
-John was not a model boy, but I cannot exactly define in what his
-wickedness consisted. He had no inclination to steal, nor much to lie;
-and he despised "meanness" and stinginess, and had a chivalrous feeling
-toward little girls. Probably it never occurred to him that there was
-any virtue in not stealing and lying, for honesty and veracity were
-in the atmosphere about him. He hated work, and he "got mad" easily;
-but he did work, and he was always ashamed when he was over his fit of
-passion. In short, you couldn't find a much better wicked boy than John.
-
-When the "revival" came, therefore, one summer, John was in a quandary.
-Sunday meeting and Sunday school he didn't mind; they were a part of
-regular life, and only temporarily interrupted a boy's pleasures. But
-when there began to be evening meetings at the different houses, a
-new element came into affairs. There was a kind of solemnity over the
-community, and a seriousness in all faces. At first these twilight
-assemblies offered a little relief to the monotony of farm-life; and
-John liked to meet the boys and girls, and to watch the older people
-coming in, dressed in their second best. I think John's imagination
-was worked upon by the sweet and mournful hymns that were discordantly
-sung in the stiff old parlors. There was a suggestion of Sunday, and
-sanctity too, in the odor of caraway-seed that pervaded the room. The
-windows were wide open also, and the scent of June roses came in with
-all the languishing sounds of a summer night. All the little boys had a
-scared look, but the little girls were never so pretty and demure as in
-this their susceptible seriousness. If John saw a boy who did not come
-to the evening meeting, but was wandering off with his sling down the
-meadow, looking for frogs, maybe, that boy seemed to him a monster of
-wickedness.
-
-After a time, as the meetings continued, John fell also under the
-general impression of fright and seriousness. All the talk was
-of "getting religion," and he heard over and over again that the
-probability was, if he did not get it now he never would. The chance
-did not come often, and, if this offer was not improved, John would
-be given over to hardness of heart. His obstinacy would show that he
-was not one of the elect. John fancied that he could feel his heart
-hardening, and he began to look with a wistful anxiety into the faces
-of the Christians to see what were the visible signs of being one of
-the elect. John put on a good deal of a manner that he "didn't care,"
-and he never admitted his disquiet by asking any questions or standing
-up in meeting to be prayed for. But he did care. He heard all the time
-that all he had to do was to repent and believe. But there was nothing
-that he doubted, and he was perfectly willing to repent if he could
-think of anything to repent of.
-
-It was essential, he learned, that he should have a "conviction of
-sin." This he earnestly tried to have. Other people, no better than
-he, had it, and he wondered why he couldn't have it. Boys and girls
-whom he knew were "under conviction," and John began to feel not only
-panicky but lonesome. Cynthia Rudd had been anxious for days and days,
-and not able to sleep at night, but now she had given herself up and
-found peace. There was a kind of radiance in her face that struck John
-with awe, and he felt that now there was a great gulf between him and
-Cynthia. Everybody was going away from him, and his heart was getting
-harder than ever. He couldn't feel wicked, all he could do. And there
-was Ed Bates, his intimate friend, though older than he, a "whaling,"
-noisy kind of boy, who was under conviction and sure he was going to be
-lost. How John envied him! And, pretty soon, Ed "experienced religion."
-John anxiously watched the change in Ed's face when he became one of
-the elect. And a change there was. And John wondered about another
-thing. Ed Bates used to go trout-fishing, with a tremendously long
-pole, in a meadow-brook near the river; and when the trout didn't bite
-right off Ed would "get mad," and as soon as one took hold he would
-give an awful jerk, sending the fish more than three hundred feet into
-the air and landing it in the bushes the other side of the meadow,
-crying out, "Gul darn ye, I'll learn ye." And John wondered if Ed
-would take the little trout out any more gently now.
-
-[Illustration: TROUT FISHING]
-
-John felt more and more lonesome as one after another of his playmates
-came out and made a profession. Cynthia (she too was older than John)
-sat on Sunday in the singers' seat; her voice, which was going to be a
-contralto, had a wonderful pathos in it for him, and he heard it with
-a heartache. "There she is," thought John, "singing away like an angel
-in heaven, and I am left out." During all his after life a contralto
-voice was to John one of his most bitter and heart-wringing pleasures.
-It suggested the immaculate scornful, the melancholy unattainable.
-
-If ever a boy honestly tried to work himself into a conviction of sin,
-John tried. And what made him miserable was that he couldn't feel
-miserable when everybody else was miserable. He even began to pretend
-to be so. He put on a serious and anxious look like the others. He
-pretended he didn't care for play; he refrained from chasing chipmunks
-and snaring suckers; the songs of birds and the bright vivacity of
-the summer time that used to make him turn hand-springs smote him as a
-discordant levity. He was not a hypocrite at all, and he was getting
-to be alarmed that he was not alarmed at himself. Every day and night
-he heard that the spirit of the Lord would probably soon quit striving
-with him, and leave him out. The phrase was that he would "grieve
-away the Holy Spirit." John wondered if he was not doing it. He did
-everything to put himself in the way of conviction, was constant at the
-evening meetings, wore a grave face, refrained from play, and tried to
-feel anxious. At length he concluded that he must do something.
-
-One night as he walked home from a solemn meeting, at which several of
-his little playmates had "come forward," he felt that he could force
-the crisis. He was alone on the sandy road: it was an enchanting summer
-night; the stars danced overhead, and by his side the broad and shallow
-river ran over its stony bed with a loud but soothing murmur that
-filled all the air with entreaty, John did not then know that it sang,
-"But I go on forever," yet there was in it for him something of the
-solemn flow of the eternal world. When he came in sight of the house,
-he knelt down in the dust by a pile of rails and prayed. He prayed
-that he might feel bad, and be distressed about himself. As he prayed
-he heard distinctly, and yet not as a disturbance, the multitudinous
-croaking of the frogs by the meadow-spring. It was not discordant with
-his thoughts; it had in it a melancholy pathos, as if it were a kind of
-call to the unconverted. What is there in this sound that suggests the
-tenderness of spring, the despair of a summer night, the desolateness
-of young love? Years after it happened to John to be at twilight at
-a railway station on the edge of the Ravenna marshes. A little way
-over the purple plain he saw the darkening towers and heard "the
-sweet bells of Imola." The Holy Pontiff Pius IX. was born at Imola,
-and passed his boyhood in that serene and moist region. As the train
-waited, John heard from miles of marshes round about the evening song
-of millions of frogs, louder and more melancholy and entreating than
-the vesper call of the bells. And instantly his mind went back—for the
-association of sound is as subtle as that of odor—to the prayer, years
-ago, by the roadside and the plaintive appeal of the unheeded frogs,
-and he wondered if the little Pope had not heard the like importunity,
-and perhaps, when he thought of himself as a little Pope, associated
-his conversion with this plaintive sound.
-
-John prayed, but without feeling any worse, and then went desperately
-into the house and told the family that he was in an anxious state of
-mind. This was joyful news to the sweet and pious household, and the
-little boy was urged to feel that he was a sinner, to repent, and to
-become that night a Christian; he was prayed over, and told to read
-the Bible, and put to bed with the injunction to repeat all the texts
-of Scripture and hymns he could think of. John did this, and said
-over and over the few texts he was master of, and tossed about in a
-real discontent now, for he had a dim notion that he was playing the
-hypocrite a little. But he was sincere enough in wanting to feel, as
-the other boys and girls felt, that he was a wicked sinner. He tried to
-think of his evil deeds; and one occurred to him, indeed, it often came
-to his mind. It was a lie,—a deliberate, awful lie, that never injured
-anybody but himself. John knew he was not wicked enough to tell a lie
-to injure anybody else.
-
-This was the lie. One afternoon at school, just before John's class
-was to recite in geography, his pretty cousin, a young lady he held
-in great love and respect, came in to visit the school. John was a
-favorite with her, and she had come to hear him recite. As it happened,
-John felt shaky in the geographical lesson of that day, and he feared
-to be humiliated in the presence of his cousin; he felt embarrassed to
-that degree that he couldn't have "bounded" Massachusetts. So he stood
-up and raised his hand, and said to the schoolma'am, "Please, ma'am,
-I've got the stomach-ache; may I go home?" And John's character for
-truthfulness was so high (and even this was ever a reproach to him)
-that his word was instantly believed, and he was dismissed without
-any medical examination. For a moment John was delighted to get out
-of school so early; but soon his guilt took all the light out of the
-summer sky and the pleasantness out of nature. He had to walk slowly,
-without a single hop or jump, as became a diseased boy. The sight of a
-woodchuck at a distance from his well-known hole tempted John, but he
-restrained himself, lest somebody should see him, and know that chasing
-a woodchuck was inconsistent with the stomach-ache. He was acting a
-miserable part, but it had to be gone through with. He went home and
-told his mother the reason he had left school, but he added that he
-felt "some" better now. The "some" didn't save him. Genuine sympathy
-was lavished on him. He had to swallow a stiff dose of nasty "picra,"
-the horror of all childhood, and he was put in bed immediately. The
-world never looked so pleasant to John, but to bed he was forced to
-go. He was excused from all chores; he was not even to go after the
-cows. John said he thought he ought to go after the cows,—much as
-he hated the business usually, he would now willingly have wandered
-over the world after cows,—and for this heroic offer, in the condition
-he was, he got credit for a desire to do his duty; and this unjust
-confidence in him added to his torture. And he had intended to set his
-hooks that night for eels. His cousin came home, and sat by his bedside
-and condoled with him; his schoolma'am had sent word how sorry she was
-for him, John was such a good boy. All this was dreadful. He groaned
-in agony. Besides, he was not to have any supper; it would be very
-dangerous to eat a morsel. The prospect was appalling. Never was there
-such a long twilight; never before did he hear so many sounds outdoors
-that he wanted to investigate. Being ill without any illness was a
-horrible condition. And he began to have real stomach-ache now; and it
-ached because it was empty. John was hungry enough to have eaten the
-New England Primer. But by and by sleep came, and John forgot his woes
-in dreaming that he knew where Madagascar was just as easy as anything.
-
-[Illustration: FORCED TO GO TO BED]
-
-It was this lie that came back to John the night he was trying to
-be affected by the revival. And he was very much ashamed of it, and
-believed he would never tell another. But then he fell thinking whether
-with the "picra," and the going to bed in the afternoon, and the loss
-of his supper, he had not been sufficiently paid for it. And in this
-unhopeful frame of mind he dropped off in sleep.
-
-And the truth must be told, that in the morning John was no nearer to
-realizing the terrors he desired to feel. But he was a conscientious
-boy, and would do nothing to interfere with the influences of the
-season. He not only put himself away from them all, but he refrained
-from doing almost everything that he wanted to do. There came at that
-time a newspaper, a secular newspaper, which had in it a long account
-of the Long Island races, in which the famous horse "Lexington" was a
-runner. John was fond of horses, he knew about Lexington, and he had
-looked forward to the result of this race with keen interest. But
-to read the account of it now he felt might destroy his seriousness
-of mind, and—in all reverence and simplicity he felt it—be a means
-of "grieving away the Holy Spirit." He therefore hid away the paper
-in a table drawer, intending to read it when the revival should be
-over. Weeks after, when he looked for the newspaper, it was not to be
-found, and John never knew what "time" Lexington made, nor anything
-about the race. This was to him a serious loss, but by no means so
-deep as another feeling that remained with him; for when his little
-world returned to its ordinary course, and long after, John had an
-uneasy apprehension of his own separateness from other people in his
-insensibility to the revival. Perhaps the experience was a damage to
-him; and it is a pity that there was no one to explain that religion
-for a little fellow like him is not a "scheme."
-
-
-
-
-XVII
-
-WAR
-
-
-Every boy who is good for anything is a natural savage. The scientists
-who want to study the primitive man, and have so much difficulty in
-finding one anywhere in this sophisticated age, couldn't do better than
-to devote their attention to the common country boy. He has the primal,
-vigorous instincts and impulses of the African savage, without any of
-the vices inherited from a civilization long ago decayed, or developed
-in an unrestrained barbaric society. You want to catch your boy young,
-and study him before he has either virtues or vices, in order to
-understand the primitive man.
-
-Every New England boy desires (or did desire a generation ago, before
-children were born sophisticated, with a large library, and with the
-word "culture" written on their brows) to live by hunting, fishing,
-and war. The military instinct, which is the special mark of barbarism,
-is strong in him. It arises not alone from his love of fighting, for
-the boy is naturally as cowardly as the savage, but from his fondness
-for display,—the same that a corporal or a general feels in decking
-himself in tinsel and tawdry colors and strutting about in view of the
-female sex. Half the pleasure in going out to murder another man with
-a gun would be wanting if one did not wear feathers and gold lace and
-stripes on his pantaloons. The law also takes this view of it, and will
-not permit men to shoot each other in plain clothes. And the world also
-makes some curious distinctions in the art of killing. To kill people
-with arrows is barbarous; to kill them with smooth-bores and flintlock
-muskets is semi-civilized; to kill them with breech-loading rifles is
-civilized. That nation is the most civilized which has the appliances
-to kill the most of another nation in the shortest time. This is the
-result of six thousand years of constant civilization. By and by, when
-the nations cease to be boys, perhaps they will not want to kill each
-other at all. Some people think the world is very old; but here is an
-evidence that it is very young, and, in fact, has scarcely yet begun to
-be a world. When the volcanoes have done spouting, and the earthquakes
-are quaked out, and you can tell what land is going to be solid and
-keep its level twenty-four hours, and the swamps are filled up, and the
-deltas of the great rivers, like the Mississippi and the Nile, become
-_terra firma_, and men stop killing their fellows in order to get
-their land and other property, then perhaps there will be a world that
-an angel wouldn't weep over. Now one half the world are employed in
-getting ready to kill the other half, some of them by marching about in
-uniform, and the others by hard work to earn money to pay taxes to buy
-uniforms and guns.
-
-John was not naturally very cruel, and it was probably the love of
-display quite as much as of fighting that led him into a military
-life; for he in common with all his comrades had other traits of the
-savage. One of them was the same passion for ornament that induces
-the African to wear anklets and bracelets of hide and of metal, and to
-decorate himself with tufts of hair, and to tattoo his body. In John's
-day there was a rage at school among the boys for wearing bracelets
-woven of the hair of the little girls. Some of them were wonderful
-specimens of braiding and twist. These were not captured in war, but
-were sentimental tokens of friendship given by the young maidens
-themselves. John's own hair was kept so short (as became a warrior)
-that you couldn't have made a bracelet out of it, or anything except
-a paint-brush; but the little girls were not under military law, and
-they willingly sacrificed their tresses to decorate the soldiers they
-esteemed. As the Indian is honored in proportion to the scalps he can
-display, the boy at John's school was held in highest respect who could
-show the most hair trophies on his wrist. John himself had a variety
-that would have pleased a Mohawk, fine and coarse and of all colors.
-There were the flaxen, the faded straw, the glossy black, the lustrous
-brown, the dirty yellow, the undecided auburn, and the fiery red.
-Perhaps his pulse beat more quickly under the red hair of Cynthia Rudd
-than on account of all the other wristlets put together; it was a sort
-of gold-tried-in-the-fire color to John, and burned there with a steady
-flame. Now that Cynthia had become a Christian, this band of hair
-seemed a more sacred if less glowing possession (for all detached hair
-will fade in time), and if he had known anything about saints he would
-have imagined that it was a part of the aureole that always goes with
-a saint. But I am bound to say that, while John had a tender feeling
-for this red string, his sentiment was not that of the man who becomes
-entangled in the meshes of a woman's hair; and he valued rather the
-number than the quality of these elastic wristlets.
-
-John burned with as real a military ardor as ever inflamed the
-breast of any slaughterer of his fellows. He liked to read of war,
-of encounters with the Indians, of any kind of wholesale killing in
-glittering uniform, to the noise of the terribly exciting fife and
-drum, which maddened the combatants and drowned the cries of the
-wounded. In his future he saw himself a soldier with plume and sword
-and snug-fitting, decorated clothes,—very different from his somewhat
-roomy trousers and country-cut roundabout, made by Aunt Ellis, the
-village tailoress, who cut out clothes, not according to the shape of
-the boy, but to what he was expected to grow to,—going where glory
-awaited him. In his observation of pictures, it was the common soldier
-who was always falling and dying, while the officer stood unharmed in
-the storm of bullets and waved his sword in a heroic attitude. John
-determined to be an officer.
-
-It is needless to say that he was an ardent member of the military
-company of his village. He had risen from the grade of corporal to that
-of first lieutenant; the captain was a boy whose father was captain
-of the grown militia company, and consequently had inherited military
-aptness and knowledge. The old captain was a flaming son of Mars, whose
-nose militia war, general training, and New England rum had painted
-with the color of glory and disaster. He was one of the gallant old
-soldiers of the peaceful days of our country, splendid in uniform, a
-martinet in drill, terrible in oaths, a glorious object when he marched
-at the head of his company of flintlock muskets, with the American
-banner full high advanced, and the clamorous drum defying the world.
-In this he fulfilled his duties of citizen, faithfully teaching his
-uniformed companions how to march by the left leg, and to get reeling
-drunk by sundown; otherwise he didn't amount to much in the community;
-his house was unpainted, his fences were tumbled down, his farm was a
-waste, his wife wore an old gown to meeting, to which the captain never
-went; but he was a good trout-fisher, and there was no man in town who
-spent more time at the country store and made more shrewd observations
-upon the affairs of his neighbors. Although he had never been in an
-asylum any more than he had been in war, he was almost as perfect a
-drunkard as he was soldier. He hated the British, whom he had never
-seen, as much as he loved rum, from which he was never separated.
-
-The company which his son commanded, wearing his father's belt and
-sword, was about as effective as the old company, and more orderly.
-It contained from thirty to fifty boys, according to the pressure of
-"chores" at home, and it had its great days of parade and its autumn
-manoeuvres, like the general training. It was an artillery company,
-which gave every boy a chance to wear a sword; and it possessed a small
-mounted cannon, which was dragged about and limbered and unlimbered
-and fired, to the imminent danger of everybody, especially of the
-company. In point of marching, with all the legs going together, and
-twisting itself up and untwisting, breaking into single-file (for
-Indian fighting) and forming platoons, turning a sharp corner, and
-getting out of the way of a wagon, circling the town pump, frightening
-horses, stopping short in front of the tavern, with ranks dressed and
-eyes right and left, it was the equal of any military organization
-I ever saw. It could train better than the big company, and I think
-it did more good in keeping alive the spirit of patriotism and desire
-to fight. Its discipline was strict. If a boy left the ranks to jab a
-spectator, or make faces at a window, or "go for" a striped snake, he
-was "hollered" at no end.
-
-It was altogether a very serious business; there was no levity about
-the hot and hard marching, and as boys have no humor nothing ludicrous
-occurred. John was very proud of his office, and of his ability to
-keep the rear ranks closed up and ready to execute any manoeuvre when
-the captain "hollered," which he did continually. He carried a real
-sword, which his grandfather had worn in many a militia campaign on
-the village green, the rust upon which John fancied was Indian blood;
-he had various red and yellow insignia of military rank sewed upon
-different parts of his clothes, and though his cocked hat was of
-pasteboard, it was decorated with gilding and bright rosettes, and
-floated a red feather that made his heart beat with martial fury
-whenever he looked at it. The effect of this uniform upon the girls was
-not a matter of conjecture. I think they really cared nothing about
-it, but they pretended to think it fine, and they fed the poor boys'
-vanity,—the weakness by which women govern the world.
-
-The exalted happiness of John in this military service I dare say was
-never equalled in any subsequent occupation. The display of the company
-in the village filled him with the loftiest heroism. There was nothing
-wanting but an enemy to fight, but this could only be had by half the
-company staining themselves with elderberry juice and going into the
-woods as Indians, to fight the artillery from behind trees with bows
-and arrows, or to ambush it and tomahawk the gunners. This, however,
-was made to seem very like real war. Traditions of Indian cruelty
-were still fresh in Western Massachusetts. Behind John's house in the
-orchard were some old slate tombstones, sunken and leaning, which
-recorded the names of Captain Moses Rice and Phineas Arms, who had been
-killed by Indians in the last century while at work in the meadow by
-the river, and who slept there in the hope of a glorious resurrection.
-Phineas Arms—martial name—was long since dust; and even the mortal
-part of the great Captain Moses Rice had been absorbed in the soil,
-and passed perhaps with the sap up into the old but still blooming
-apple-trees. It was a quiet place where they lay, but they might have
-heard—if hear they could—the loud, continuous roar of the Deerfield,
-and the stirring of the long grass on that sunny slope. There was a
-tradition that years ago an Indian, probably the last of his race, had
-been seen moving along the crest of the mountain, and gazing down into
-the lovely valley which had been the favorite home of his tribe, upon
-the fields where he grew his corn and the sparkling stream whence he
-drew his fish. John used to fancy at times, as he sat there, that he
-could see that red spectre gliding among the trees on the hill; and
-if the tombstone suggested to him the trump of judgment, he could not
-separate it from the war-whoop that had been the last sound in the ear
-of Phineas Arms. The Indian always preceded murder by the war-whoop;
-and this was an advantage that the artillery had in the fight with the
-elderberry Indians. It was warned in time. If there was no war-whoop,
-the killing didn't count; the artilleryman got up and killed the
-Indian. The Indian usually had the worst of it; he not only got killed
-by the regulars, but he got whipped by the home-guard at night for
-staining himself and his clothes with the elderberry.
-
-But once a year the company had a superlative parade. This was when
-the military company from the north part of the town joined the
-villagers in a general muster. This was an infantry company, and not
-to be compared with that of the village in point of evolutions. There
-was a great and natural hatred between the north town boys and the
-centre. I don't know why, but no contiguous African tribes could be
-more hostile. It was all right for one of either section to "lick" the
-other if he could, or for half a dozen to "lick" one of the enemy if
-they caught him alone. The notion of honor, as of mercy, comes into
-the boy only when he is pretty well grown; to some, neither ever comes.
-And yet there was an artificial military courtesy (something like that
-existing in the feudal age, no doubt) which put the meeting of these
-two rival and mutually detested companies on a high plane of behavior.
-It was beautiful to see the seriousness of this lofty and studied
-condescension on both sides. For the time, everything was under martial
-law. The village company being the senior, its captain commanded the
-united battalion in the march, and this put John temporarily into the
-position of captain, with the right to march at the head and "holler;"
-a responsibility which realized all his hopes of glory.
-
-I suppose there has yet been discovered by man no gratification like
-that of marching at the head of a column in uniform on parade,—unless
-perhaps it is marching at their head when they are leaving a field of
-battle. John experienced all the thrill of this conspicuous authority,
-and I dare say that nothing in his later life has so exalted him
-in his own esteem; certainly nothing has since happened that was so
-important as the events of that parade day seemed. He satiated himself
-with all the delights of war.
-
-
-
-
-XVIII
-
-COUNTRY SCENES
-
-
-It is impossible to say at what age a New England country boy becomes
-conscious that his trousers-legs are too short, and is anxious about
-the part of his hair and the fit of his woman-made roundabout. These
-harrowing thoughts come to him later than to the city lad. At least, a
-generation ago he served a long apprenticeship with nature only for a
-master, absolutely unconscious of the artificialities of life.
-
-But I do not think his early education was neglected. And yet it is
-easy to underestimate the influences that, unconsciously to him, were
-expanding his mind and nursing in him heroic purposes. There was the
-lovely but narrow valley, with its rapid mountain stream; there were
-the great hills which he climbed only to see other hills stretching
-away to a broken and tempting horizon; there were the rocky pastures,
-and the wide sweeps of forest through which the winter tempests
-howled, upon which hung the haze of summer heat, over which the great
-shadows of summer clouds traveled; there were the clouds themselves,
-shouldering up above the peaks, hurrying across the narrow sky,—the
-clouds out of which the wind came, and the lightning and the sudden
-dashes of rain; and there were days when the sky was ineffably blue and
-distant, a fathomless vault of heaven where the hen-hawk and the eagle
-poised on outstretched wings and watched for their prey. Can you say
-how these things fed the imagination of the boy, who had few books and
-no contact with the great world? Do you think any city lad could have
-written "Thanatopsis" at eighteen?
-
-[Illustration: SLIPPERY WORK]
-
-If you had seen John, in his short and roomy trousers and ill-used
-straw hat, picking his barefooted way over the rocks along the
-river-bank of a cool morning to see if an eel had "got on," you
-would not have fancied that he lived in an ideal world. Nor did
-he consciously. So far as he knew, he had no more sentiment than a
-jack-knife. Although he loved Cynthia Rudd devotedly, and blushed
-scarlet one day when his cousin found a lock of Cynthia's flaming hair
-in the box where John kept his fish-hooks, spruce gum, flag-root,
-tickets of standing at the head, gimlet, billets-doux in blue ink,
-a vile liquid in a bottle to make fish bite, and other precious
-possessions, yet Cynthia's society had no attractions for him
-comparable to a day's trout-fishing. She was, after all, only a single
-and a very undefined item in his general ideal world, and there was
-no harm in letting his imagination play about her illumined head.
-Since Cynthia had "got religion" and John had got nothing, his love
-was tempered with a little awe and a feeling of distance. He was not
-fickle, and yet I cannot say that he was not ready to construct a new
-romance in which Cynthia should be eliminated. Nothing was easier.
-Perhaps it was a luxurious traveling-carriage, drawn by two splendid
-horses in plated harness, driven along the sandy road. There were a
-gentleman and a young lad on the front seat, and on the back seat a
-handsome, pale lady with a little girl beside her. Behind, on the rack
-with the trunk, was a colored boy, an imp out of a story-book. John was
-told that the black boy was a slave, and that the carriage was from
-Baltimore. Here was a chance for a romance. Slavery, beauty, wealth,
-haughtiness, especially on the part of the slender boy on the front
-seat,—here was an opening into a vast realm. The high-stepping horses
-and the shining harness were enough to excite John's admiration, but
-these were nothing to the little girl. His eyes had never before fallen
-upon that kind of girl; he had hardly imagined that such a lovely
-creature could exist. Was it the soft and dainty toilet, was it the
-brown curls, or the large laughing eyes, or the delicate, finely cut
-features, or the charming little figure of this fairy-like person? Was
-this expression on her mobile face merely that of amusement at seeing a
-country boy? Then John hated her. On the contrary, did she see in him
-what John felt himself to be? Then he would go the world over to serve
-her. In a moment he was self-conscious. His trousers seemed to creep
-higher up his legs, and he could feel his very ankles blush. He hoped
-that she had not seen the other side of him, for in fact the patches
-were not of the exact shade of the rest of the cloth. The vision
-flashed by him in a moment, but it left him with a resentful feeling.
-Perhaps that proud little girl would be sorry some day, when he had
-become a general, or written a book, or kept a store, to see him go
-away and marry another. He almost made up his cruel mind on the instant
-that he would never marry her, however bad she might feel. And yet he
-couldn't get her out of his mind for days and days, and when her image
-was present even Cynthia in the singers' seat on Sunday looked a little
-cheap and common. Poor Cynthia! Long before John became a general, or
-had his revenge on the Baltimore girl, she married a farmer and was the
-mother of children, red-headed; and when John saw her years after, she
-looked tired and discouraged, as one who has carried into womanhood
-none of the romance of her youth.
-
-[Illustration: RIGGING UP THE FISHING TACKLE]
-
-Fishing and dreaming, I think, were the best amusements John had. The
-middle pier of the long covered bridge over the river stood upon a
-great rock, and this rock (which was known as the swimming-rock, whence
-the boys on summer evenings dived into the deep pool by its side) was
-a favorite spot with John when he could get an hour or two from the
-everlasting "chores." Making his way out to it over the rocks at low
-water with his fish-pole, there he was content to sit and observe the
-world; and there he saw a great deal of life. He always expected to
-catch the legendary trout which weighed two pounds and was believed to
-inhabit that pool. He always did catch horned dace and shiners, which
-he despised, and sometimes he snared a monstrous sucker a foot and a
-half long. But in the summer the sucker is a flabby fish, and John was
-not thanked for bringing him home. He liked, however, to lie with his
-face close to the water and watch the long fishes panting in the clear
-depths, and occasionally he would drop a pebble near one to see how
-gracefully he would scud away with one wave of the tail into deeper
-water. Nothing fears the little brown boy. The yellow-bird slants his
-wings, almost touches the deep water before him, and then escapes away
-under the bridge to the east with a glint of sunshine on his back; the
-fish-hawk comes down with a swoop, dips one wing, and, his prey having
-darted under a stone, is away again over the still hill, high soaring
-on even-poised pinions, keeping an eye perhaps upon the great eagle
-which is sweeping the sky in widening circles.
-
-[Illustration: WATCHING THE FISHES]
-
-But there is other life. A wagon rumbles over the bridge, and the
-farmer and his wife, jogging along, do not know that they have startled
-a lazy boy into a momentary fancy that a thunder-shower is coming up.
-John can see, as he lies there on a still summer day with the fishes
-and the birds for company, the road that comes down the left bank of
-the river, a hot, sandy, well-traveled road, hidden from view here and
-there by trees and bushes. The chief point of interest, however, is
-an enormous sycamore-tree by the roadside and in front of John's house.
-The house is more than a century old, and its timbers were hewed and
-squared by Captain Moses Rice (who lies in his grave on the hillside
-above it), in the presence of the Red Man who killed him with arrow
-and tomahawk some time after his house was set in order. The gigantic
-tree, struck with a sort of leprosy, like all its species, appears
-much older, and of course has its tradition. They say it grew from a
-green stake which the first land-surveyor planted there for one of
-his points of sight. John was reminded of it years after when he sat
-under the shade of the decrepit lime-tree in Freiberg and was told that
-it was originally a twig which the breathless and bloody messenger
-carried in his hand when he dropped exhausted in the square with the
-word "Victory!" on his lips, announcing thus the result of the glorious
-battle of Morat, where the Swiss in 1476 defeated Charles the Bold.
-Under the broad but scanty shade of the great button-ball tree (as
-it was called) stood an old watering-trough, with its half-decayed
-penstock and well-worn spout pouring forever cold sparkling water into
-the overflowing trough. It is fed by a spring near by, and the water
-is sweeter and colder than any in the known world, unless it be the
-well Zem-Zem, as generations of people and horses which have drunk of
-it would testify if they could come back. And if they could file along
-this road again, what a procession there would be riding down the
-valley!—antiquated vehicles, rusty wagons adorned with the invariable
-buffalo-robe even in the hottest days, lean and long-favored horses,
-frisky colts, drawing generation after generation the sober and pious
-saints that passed this way to meeting and to mill.
-
-What a refreshment is that water-spout! All day long there are pilgrims
-to it, and John likes nothing better than to watch them. Here comes a
-gray horse drawing a buggy with two men,—cattle-buyers probably. Out
-jumps a man, down goes the check-rein. What a good draught the nag
-takes! Here comes a long-stepping trotter in a sulky; man in a brown
-linen coat and wide-awake hat,—dissolute, horsey-looking man. They
-turn up, of course. Ah! there is an establishment he knows well; a
-sorrel horse and an old chaise. The sorrel horse scents the water afar
-off, and begins to turn up long before he reaches the trough, thrusting
-out his nose in anticipation of the cool sensation. No check to let
-down; he plunges his nose in nearly to his eyes in his haste to get at
-it. Two maiden ladies—unmistakably such, though they appear neither
-"anxious nor aimless"—within the scoop-top smile benevolently on the
-sorrel back. It is the deacon's horse, a meeting-going nag, with a
-sedate, leisurely jog as he goes; and these are two of the "salt of the
-earth,"—the brevet rank of the women who stand and wait,—going down
-to the village store to dicker. There come two men in a hurry, horse
-driven up smartly and pulled up short; but as it is rising ground, and
-the horse does not easily reach the water with the wagon pulling back,
-the nervous man in the buggy hitches forward on his seat, as if that
-would carry the wagon a little ahead! Next, lumber-wagon with load
-of boards; horse wants to turn up, and driver switches him and cries
-"G'lang," and the horse reluctantly goes by, turning his head wistfully
-towards the flowing spout. Ah! here comes an equipage strange to these
-parts, and John stands up to look: an elegant carriage and two horses;
-trunks strapped on behind; gentleman and boy on front seat and two
-ladies on back seat,—city people. The gentleman descends, unchecks the
-horses, wipes his brow, takes a drink at the spout and looks around,
-evidently remarking upon the lovely view, as he swings his handkerchief
-in an explanatory manner. Judicious travelers! John would like to
-know who they are. Perhaps they are from Boston, whence come all the
-wonderfully painted peddlers' wagons drawn by six stalwart horses,
-which the driver, using no rein, controls with his long whip and cheery
-voice. If so, great is the condescension of Boston; and John follows
-them with an undefined longing as they drive away toward the mountains
-of Zoar. Here is a footman, dusty and tired, who comes with lagging
-steps. He stops, removes his hat, as he should to such a tree, puts his
-mouth to the spout, and takes a long pull at the lively water. And then
-he goes on, perhaps to Zoar, perhaps to a worse place.
-
-So they come and go all the summer afternoon; but the great event of
-the day is the passing down the valley of the majestic stage-coach,
-the vast yellow-bodied, rattling vehicle. John can hear a mile off the
-shaking of chains, traces, and whiffletrees, and the creaking of its
-leathern braces, as the great bulk swings along piled high with trunks.
-It represents to John, somehow, authority, government, the right of
-way; the driver is an autocrat,—everybody must make way for the
-stage-coach. It almost satisfies the imagination, this royal vehicle;
-one can go in it to the confines of the world,—to Boston and to Albany.
-
-There were other influences that I dare say contributed to the boy's
-education. I think his imagination was stimulated by a band of gypsies
-who used to come every summer and pitch a tent on a little roadside
-patch of green turf by the river-bank, not far from his house. It was
-shaded by elms and butternut-trees, and a long spit of sand and pebbles
-ran out from it into the brawling stream. Probably they were not a very
-good kind of gypsy, although the story was that the men drank and beat
-the women. John didn't know much about drinking; his experience of it
-was confined to sweet cider; yet he had already set himself up as a
-reformer, and joined the Cold Water Band. The object of this Band was
-to walk in a procession under a banner that declared,—
-
- "So here we pledge perpetual hate
- To all that can intoxicate;"
-
-and wear a badge with this legend, and above it the device of a
-well-curb with a long sweep. It kept John and all the little boys and
-girls from being drunkards till they were ten or eleven years of age;
-though perhaps a few of them died meantime from eating loaf-cake and
-pie and drinking ice-cold water at the celebrations of the Band.
-
-The gypsy camp had a strange fascination for John, mingled of
-curiosity and fear. Nothing more alien could come into the New England
-life than this tatterdemalion band. It was hardly credible that here
-were actually people who lived outdoors, who slept in their covered
-wagon or under their tent, and cooked in the open air; it was a visible
-romance transferred from foreign lands and the remote times of the
-story-books; and John took these city thieves, who were on their
-annual foray into the country, trading and stealing horses and robbing
-hen-roosts and cornfields, for the mysterious race who for thousands
-of years have done these same things in all lands, by right of their
-pure blood and ancient lineage. John was afraid to approach the camp
-when any of the scowling and villanous men were lounging about, pipes
-in mouth; but he took more courage when only women and children were
-visible. The swarthy, black-haired women in dirty calico frocks were
-anything but attractive, but they spoke softly to the boy, and told his
-fortune, and wheedled him into bringing them any amount of cucumbers
-and green corn in the course of the season. In front of the tent were
-planted in the ground three poles that met together at the top, whence
-depended a kettle. This was the kitchen, and it was sufficient. The
-fuel for the fire was the driftwood of the stream. John noted that it
-did not require to be sawed into stove-lengths; and, in short, that
-the "chores" about this establishment were reduced to the minimum. And
-an older person than John might envy the free life of these wanderers,
-who paid neither rent nor taxes, and yet enjoyed all the delights of
-nature. It seemed to the boy that affairs would go more smoothly in the
-world if everybody would live in this simple manner. Nor did he then
-know, or ever after find out, why it is that the world only permits
-wicked people to be Bohemians.
-
-[Illustration: ENTERING THE OLD BRIDGE]
-
-
-
-
-XIX
-
-A CONTRAST TO THE NEW ENGLAND BOY
-
-
-One evening at vespers in Genoa, attracted by a burst of music from
-the swinging curtain of the doorway, I entered a little church much
-frequented by the common people. An unexpected and exceedingly pretty
-sight rewarded me.
-
-It was All-Souls' Day. In Italy almost every day is set apart for some
-festival, or belongs to some saint or another; and I suppose that when
-leap-year brings around the extra day, there is a saint ready to claim
-the 29th of February. Whatever the day was to the elders, the evening
-was devoted to the children. The first thing I noticed was, that the
-quaint old church was lighted up with innumerable wax-tapers,—an
-uncommon sight, for the darkness of a Catholic church in the evening
-is usually relieved only by a candle here and there, and by a blazing
-pyramid of them on the high altar. The use of gas is held to be a
-vulgar thing all over Europe, and especially unfit for a church or an
-aristocratic palace.
-
-Then I saw that each taper belonged to a little boy or girl, and the
-groups of children were scattered all about the church. There was a
-group by every side altar and chapel, all the benches were occupied by
-knots of them, and there were so many circles of them seated on the
-pavement that I could with difficulty make my way among them. There
-were hundreds of children in the church, all dressed in their holiday
-apparel, and all intent upon the illumination, which seemed to be a
-private affair to each one of them.
-
-[Illustration: THE OLD WATERING TROUGH]
-
-And not much effect had their tapers upon the darkness of the vast
-vaults above them. The tapers were little spiral coils of wax, which
-the children unrolled as fast as they burned, and when they were tired
-of holding them they rested them on the ground and watched the burning.
-I stood some time by a group of a dozen seated in a corner of the
-church. They had massed all the tapers in the centre and formed a
-ring about the spectacle, sitting with their legs straight out before
-them and their toes turned up. The light shone full in their happy
-faces, and made the group, enveloped otherwise in darkness, like one
-of Correggio's pictures of children or angels. Correggio was a famous
-Italian artist of the sixteenth century, who painted cherubs like
-children who were just going to heaven, and children like cherubs who
-had just come out of it. But then, he had the Italian children for
-models, and they get the knack of being lovely very young. An Italian
-child finds it as easy to be pretty as an American child to be good.
-
-One could not but be struck with the patience these little people
-exhibited in their occupation, and the enjoyment they got out of it.
-There was no noise; all conversed in subdued whispers and behaved in
-the most gentle manner to each other, especially to the smallest, and
-there were many of them so small that they could only toddle about by
-the most judicious exercise of their equilibrium. I do not say this by
-way of reproof to any other kind of children.
-
-These little groups, as I have said, were scattered all about the
-church; and they made with their tapers little spots of light, which
-looked in the distance very much like Correggio's picture which is at
-Dresden,—the Holy Family at Night, and the light from the Divine Child
-blazing in the faces of all the attendants. Some of the children were
-infants in the nurse's arms, but no one was too small to have a taper,
-and to run the risk of burning its fingers.
-
-There is nothing that a baby likes more than a lighted candle, and the
-church has understood this longing in human nature, and found means to
-gratify it by this festival of tapers.
-
-The groups do not all remain long in place, you may imagine; there is a
-good deal of shifting about, and I see little stragglers wandering over
-the church, like fairies lighted by fire-flies. Occasionally they form
-a little procession and march from one altar to another, the lights
-twinkling as they go.
-
-But all this time there is music pouring out of the organ-loft at the
-end of the church, and flooding all its spaces with its volume. In
-front of the organ is a choir of boys, led by a round-faced and jolly
-monk, who rolls about as he sings, and lets the deep bass noise rumble
-about a long time in his stomach before he pours it out of his mouth.
-I can see the faces of all of them quite well, for each singer has a
-candle to light his music-book.
-
-And next to the monk stands the boy,—the handsomest boy in the whole
-world probably at this moment. I can see now his great, liquid, dark
-eyes and his exquisite face, and the way he tossed back his long waving
-hair when he struck into his part. He resembled the portraits of
-Raphael, when that artist was a boy; only I think he looked better than
-Raphael, and without trying, for he seemed to be a spontaneous sort of
-boy. And how that boy did sing! He was the soprano of the choir, and he
-had a voice of heavenly sweetness. When he opened his mouth and tossed
-back his head, he filled the church with exquisite melody.
-
-He sang like a lark, or like an angel. As we never heard an angel sing,
-that comparison is not worth much. I have seen pictures of angels
-singing,—there is one by Jan and Hubert Van Eyck in the gallery at
-Berlin,—and they open their mouths like this boy, but I can't say as
-much for their singing. The lark, which you very likely never heard
-either,—for larks are as scarce in America as angels,—is a bird that
-springs up from the meadow and begins to sing as he rises in a spiral
-flight, and the higher he mounts the sweeter he sings, until you think
-the notes are dropping out of heaven itself, and you hear him when he
-is gone from sight, and you think you hear him long after all sound has
-ceased.
-
-And yet this boy sang better than a lark, because he had more notes and
-a greater compass and more volume, although he shook out his voice in
-the same gleesome abundance.
-
-[Illustration: THE NEW ENGLAND BOY]
-
-I am sorry that I cannot add that this ravishingly beautiful boy was
-a good boy. He was probably one of the most mischievous boys that was
-ever in an organ-loft. All time that he was singing the vespers he
-was skylarking like an imp. While he was pouring out the most divine
-melody, he would take the opportunity of kicking the shins of the boy
-next to him; and while he was waiting for his part he would kick out
-behind at any one who was incautious enough to approach him. There
-never was such a vicious boy; he kept the whole loft in a ferment. When
-the monk rumbled his bass in his stomach, the boy cut up monkey-shines
-that set every other boy into a laugh, or he stirred up a row that set
-them all at fisticuffs.
-
-And yet this boy was a great favorite. The jolly monk loved him best
-of all, and bore with his wildest pranks. When he was wanted to sing
-his part and was skylarking in the rear, the fat monk took him by the
-ear and brought him forward; and when he gave the boy's ear a twist,
-the boy opened his lovely mouth and poured forth such a flood of melody
-as you never heard. And he didn't mind his notes; he seemed to know
-his notes by heart, and could sing and look off like a nightingale
-on a bough. He knew his power, that boy; and he stepped forward to
-his stand when he pleased, certain that he would be forgiven as soon
-as he began to sing. And such spirit and life as he threw into the
-performance, rollicking through the Vespers with a perfect abandon of
-carriage, as if he could sing himself out of his skin if he liked!
-
-While the little angels down below were pattering about with their wax
-tapers, keeping the holy fire burning, suddenly the organ stopped, the
-monk shut his book with a bang, the boys blew out the candles, and I
-heard them all tumbling down stairs in a gale of noise and laughter.
-The beautiful boy I saw no more.
-
-About him plays the light of tender memory; but were he twice as
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-<td class="tdr">III.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Delights of Farming</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#III">15</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">IV.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">No Farming without a Boy</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#IV">22</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">V.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Boy's Sunday</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#V">30</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">VI.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Grindstone of Life</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#VI">38</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">VII.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Fiction and Sentiment</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#VII">47</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">VIII.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Coming of Thanksgiving</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#VIII">56</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">IX.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Season of Pumpkin-Pie</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#IX">65</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">X.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">First Experience of the World</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#X">73</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">XI.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Home Inventions</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#XI">82</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">XII.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Lonely Farm-House</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#XII">92</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">XIII.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">John's First Party</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#XIII">101</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">XIV.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Sugar Camp</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#XIV">113</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">XV.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Heart of New England</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#XV">123</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">XVI.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">John's Revival</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#XVI">134</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">XVII.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">War</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#XVII">150</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">XVIII.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Country Scenes</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#XVIII">164</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">XIX.</td>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Contrast to the New England Boy</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#XIX">179</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-</table>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_v" id="Page_v">[Pg v, vi]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="LIST_OF_ILLUSTRATIONS" id="LIST_OF_ILLUSTRATIONS"></a>LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
-
-<table summary="Illustrations">
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"></td>
-<td class="tdr">PAGE</td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Fishing on the Swimming Rock</span> (see page <a href="#Page_169">169</a>)&nbsp; &nbsp; </td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#FRONTIS">Frontispiece.</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Being a Boy</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#BEING_BOY">2</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Farm Oxen</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#THE_FARM_OXEN">4</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">At the Pasture Bars</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#AT_THE_PASTURE_BARS">8</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In the Cattle Pasture</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#IN_THE_CATTLE_PASTURE">10</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">After a Crow's Nest</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#AFTER_A_CROWS_NEST">16</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A String of Speckled Trout</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#A_STRING_OF_SPECKLED_TROUT">20</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Watching for Sunset</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#WATCHING_FOR_SUNSET">28</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Riding Bareback</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#RIDING_BAREBACK">32</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Turning the Grindstone</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#TURNING_THE_GRINDSTONE">36</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Snaring Suckers</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#SNARING_SUCKERS">45</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Picking up Potatoes</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#PICKING_UP_POTATOES">48</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Leap-frog at Recess</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#LEAP_FROG_AT_RECESS">50</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Pounding off Shucks</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#POUNDING_OFF_SHUCKS">58</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Running on the Stone Wall</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#RUNNING_ON_THE_STONE_WALL">75</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Coasting</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#COASTING">83</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In School</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#IN_SCHOOL">89</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Remote Farm-House</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#A_REMOTE_FARMHOUSE">93</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Going Home with Cynthia</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#GOING_HOME_WITH_CYNTHIA">111</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Young Sugar Maker</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#A_YOUNG_SUGARMAKER">119</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Watching the Kettles</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#WATCHING_THE_KETTLES">121</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Village from the Hill</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#THE_VILLAGE_FROM_THE_HILL">127</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Treeing a Woodchuck</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#TREEING_A_WOODCHUCK">131</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Looking for Frogs</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#LOOKING_FOR_FROGS">136</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Trout Fishing</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#TROUT_FISHING">140</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Forced to go to Bed</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#FORCED_TO_GO_TO_BED">148</a>
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_vi" id="Page_vi">[Pg vi]</a></span></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Slippery Work</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#SLIPPERY_WORK">165</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Rigging up the Fishing-Tackle</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#RIGGING_UP_THE_FISHINGTACKLE">169</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Watching the Fishes</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#WATCHING_THE_FISHES">170</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Entering the Old Bridge</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#ENTERING_THE_OLD_BRIDGE">178</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Old Watering Trough</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#THE_OLD_WATERING_TROUGH">180</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The New England Boy</span></td>
-<td class="tdr"><a href="#THE_NEW_ENGLAND_BOY">184</a></td>
-</tr>
-
-</table>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_vii" id="Page_vii">[Pg vii]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="PREFACE_TO_THE_ILLUSTRATED" id="PREFACE_TO_THE_ILLUSTRATED"></a>PREFACE TO THE ILLUSTRATED
-EDITION</h2>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">This</span> volume was first published over
-twenty years ago. If any of the boys described
-in it were real, they have long since
-grown up, got married, gone West, become
-selectmen or sheriffs, gone to Congress,
-invented an electric churn, become editors
-or preachers or commercial travelers, written
-a book, served a term as consul to a
-country the language of which they did not
-know, or plodded along on a farm, cultivating
-rheumatism and acquiring invaluable
-knowledge of the most fickle weather
-known in a region which has all the fascination
-and all the power of being disagreeable
-belonging to the most accomplished
-coquette in the world.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_viii" id="Page_viii">[Pg viii]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The rural life described is that of New
-England between 1830 and 1850, in a
-period of darkness, before the use of lucifer
-matches; but when, although religion had a
-touch of gloom and all pleasure was heightened
-by a timorous apprehension that it
-was sin, the sun shone, the woods were full
-of pungent scents, nature was strong in its
-invitations to cheerfulness, and girls were
-as sweet and winsome as they are in the
-old ballads.</p>
-
-<p>The object of the papers composing the
-volume&mdash;though "object" is a strong
-word to use about their waywardness&mdash;was
-to recall scenes in the boy-life of New
-England, or the impressions that a boy had
-of that life. There was no attempt at the
-biography of any particular boy; the experiences
-given were common to the boyhood
-of the time and place. While the book,
-therefore, was not consciously biographical,
-it was of necessity written out of a personal
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_ix" id="Page_ix">[Pg ix]</a></span>
-
-knowledge. And I may be permitted to
-say that, as soon as I became conscious
-that I was dealing with a young life of the
-past, I tried to be faithful to it, strictly so,
-and to import into it nothing of later experience,
-either in feeling or performance. I
-invented nothing,&mdash;not an adventure, not
-a scene, not an emotion. I know from
-observation how difficult it is for an adult
-to write about childhood. Invention is apt
-to supply details that memory does not
-carry. The knowledge of the man insensibly
-inflates the boyhood limitations. The
-temptation is to make a psychological analysis
-of the boy's life and aspirations, and
-to interpret them according to the man's
-view of life. It seems comparatively easy
-to write stories about boys, and even biographies;
-but it is not easy to resist the
-temptation of inventing scenes to make
-them interesting, indulging in exaggerations
-both of adventure and of feeling
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_x" id="Page_x">[Pg x]</a></span>
-
-which are not true to experience, inventing
-details impossible to be recalled by
-the best memory, and states of mind which
-are psychologically untrue to the boy's consciousness.</p>
-
-<p>How far I succeeded in keeping the man
-out of the boy's life, my readers can judge
-better than the writer. The volume originally
-made no sensation&mdash;how could it,
-pitched in such a key?&mdash;but it has gone
-on peacefully, and, I am glad to acknowledge,
-has made many valuable friends. It
-started a brook, and a brook it has continued.
-In sending out this new edition
-with Mr. Clifton Johnson's pictures, lovingly
-taken from the real life and heart of
-New England, I may express the hope
-that the boy of the remote generation will
-lose no friends.</p>
-
-<p class="right">C. D. W.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; </p>
-
-<p class="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <span class="smcap">Hartford</span>, May 8, 1897.<br />
-</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="BEING_A_BOY" id="BEING_A_BOY"></a>BEING A BOY</h2>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="r15" />
-
-<h2><a name="I" id="I"></a>I</h2>
-
-<p class="center">BEING A BOY</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">One</span> of the best things in the world to be
-is a boy; it requires no experience, though
-it needs some practice to be a good one.
-The disadvantage of the position is that it
-does not last long enough; it is soon over;
-just as you get used to being a boy, you
-have to be something else, with a good deal
-more work to do and not half so much fun.
-And yet every boy is anxious to be a man,
-and is very uneasy with the restrictions that
-are put upon him as a boy. Good fun as it
-is to yoke up the calves and play work, there
-is not a boy on a farm but would rather drive
-a yoke of oxen at real work. What a glorious
-feeling it is, indeed, when a boy is for
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span>
-
-the first time given the long whip and permitted
-to drive the oxen, walking by their
-side, swinging the long lash, and shouting
-"Gee, Buck!" "Haw, Golden!" "Whoa,
-Bright!" and all the rest of that remarkable
-language, until he is red in the face,
-and all the neighbors for half a mile are
-aware that something unusual is going on.
-If I were a boy, I am not sure but I would
-rather drive the oxen than have a birthday.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="BEING_BOY"></a>
-<img src="images/i_001.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">BEING A BOY</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>The proudest day of my life was one day
-when I rode on the neap of the cart, and
-drove the oxen, all alone, with a load of
-apples to the cider-mill. I was so little,
-that it was a wonder that I didn't fall off,
-and get under the broad wheels. Nothing
-could make a boy, who cared anything for
-his appearance, feel flatter than to be run
-over by the broad tire of a cart-wheel. But
-I never heard of one who was, and I don't
-believe one ever will be. As I said, it was
-a great day for me, but I don't remember
-that the oxen cared much about it. They
-sagged along in their great clumsy way,
-switching their tails in my face occasionally,
-and now and then giving a lurch to this or
-that side of the road, attracted by a choice
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span>
-
-tuft of grass. And then I "came the Julius
-C&#230;sar" over them, if you will allow me
-to use such a slang expression, a liberty
-I never should permit you. I don't know
-that Julius C&#230;sar ever drove cattle, though
-he must often have seen the peasants from
-the Campagna "haw" and "gee" them
-round the Forum (of course in Latin, a language
-that those cattle understood as well
-as ours do English); but what I mean is,
-that I stood up and "hollered" with all my
-might, as everybody does with oxen, as if
-they were born deaf, and whacked them
-with the long lash over the head, just as
-the big folks did when they drove. I think
-now that it was a cowardly thing to crack
-the patient old fellows over the face and
-eyes, and make them wink in their meek
-manner. If I am ever a boy again on a
-farm, I shall speak gently to the oxen, and
-not go screaming round the farm like a
-crazy man; and I shall not hit them a
-cruel cut with the lash every few minutes,
-because it looks big to do so and I cannot
-think of anything else to do. I never liked
-lickings myself, and I don't know why an
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span>
-
-ox should like them, especially as he cannot
-reason about the moral improvement he is
-to get out of them.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="THE_FARM_OXEN"></a>
-<img src="images/i_002.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">THE FARM OXEN</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Speaking of Latin reminds me that I
-once taught my cows Latin. I don't mean
-that I taught them to read it, for it is very
-difficult to teach a cow to read Latin or any
-of the dead languages,&mdash;a cow cares more
-for her cud than she does for all the classics
-put together. But if you begin early you
-can teach a cow, or a calf (if you can teach
-a calf anything, which I doubt), Latin as
-well as English. There were ten cows,
-which I had to escort to and from pasture
-night and morning. To these cows I gave
-the names of the Roman numerals, beginning
-with Unus and Duo, and going up to
-Decem. Decem was of course the biggest
-cow of the party, or at least she was the
-ruler of the others, and had the place of
-honor in the stable and everywhere else.
-I admire cows, and especially the exactness
-with which they define their social position.
-In this case, Decem could "lick" Novem,
-and Novem could "lick" Octo, and so on
-down to Unus, who couldn't lick anybody,
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span>
-
-except her own calf. I suppose I ought to
-have called the weakest cow Una instead
-of Unus, considering her sex; but I didn't
-care much to teach the cows the declensions
-of adjectives, in which I was not very
-well up myself; and besides it would be
-of little use to a cow. People who devote
-themselves too severely to study of the
-classics are apt to become dried up; and
-you should never do anything to dry up
-a cow. Well, these ten cows knew their
-names after a while, at least they appeared
-to, and would take their places as I called
-them. At least, if Octo attempted to get
-before Novem in going through the bars (I
-have heard people speak of a "pair of bars"
-when there were six or eight of them), or
-into the stable, the matter of precedence
-was settled then and there, and once settled
-there was no dispute about it afterwards.
-Novem either put her horns into Octo's
-ribs, and Octo shambled to one side, or
-else the two locked horns and tried the
-game of push and gore until one gave up.
-Nothing is stricter than the etiquette of a
-party of cows. There is nothing in royal
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>
-
-courts equal to it; rank is exactly settled,
-and the same individuals always have the
-precedence. You know that at Windsor
-Castle, if the Royal Three-Ply Silver Stick
-should happen to get in front of the Most
-Royal Double-and-Twisted Golden Rod,
-when the court is going in to dinner, something
-so dreadful would happen that we
-don't dare to think of it. It is certain that
-the soup would get cold while the Golden
-Rod was pitching the Silver Stick out of
-the castle window into the moat, and perhaps
-the island of Great Britain itself would
-split in two. But the people are very careful
-that it never shall happen, so we shall
-probably never know what the effect would
-be. Among cows, as I say, the question is
-settled in short order, and in a different
-manner from what it sometimes is in other
-society. It is said that in other society
-there is sometimes a great scramble for the
-first place, for the leadership as it is called,
-and that women, and men too, fight for
-what is called position; and in order to be
-first they will injure their neighbors by telling
-stories about them and by backbiting,
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>
-
-which is the meanest kind of biting there
-is, not excepting the bite of fleas. But in
-cow society there is nothing of this detraction
-in order to get the first place at the
-crib, or the farther stall in the stable. If
-the question arises, the cows turn in, horns
-and all, and settle it with one square fight,
-and that ends it. I have often admired this
-trait in cows.</p>
-
-<p>Besides Latin, I used to try to teach the
-cows a little poetry, and it is a very good
-plan. It does not benefit the cows much,
-but it is excellent exercise for a boy farmer.
-I used to commit to memory as many short
-poems as I could find (the cows liked to
-listen to Thanatopsis about as well as anything),
-and repeat them when I went to the
-pasture, and as I drove the cows home
-through the sweet ferns and down the rocky
-slopes. It improves a boy's elocution a
-great deal more than driving oxen.</p>
-
-<p>It is a fact, also, that if a boy repeats
-Thanatopsis while he is milking, that operation
-acquires a certain dignity.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="II" id="II"></a>II</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">THE BOY AS A FARMER</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="AT_THE_PASTURE_BARS"></a>
-<img src="images/i_003.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">AT THE PASTURE BARS</div>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Boys</span> in general would be very good
-farmers if the current notions about farming
-were not so very different from those
-they entertain. What passes for laziness
-is very often an unwillingness to farm in a
-particular way. For instance, some morning
-in early summer John is told to catch
-the sorrel mare, harness her into the spring
-wagon, and put in the buffalo and the best
-whip, for father is obliged to drive over to the
-"Corners, to see a man" about some cattle,
-or talk with the road commissioner, or go
-to the store for the "women folks," and to
-attend to other important business; and
-very likely he will not be back till sundown.
-It must be very pressing business, for the
-old gentleman drives off in this way somewhere
-almost every pleasant day, and appears
-to have a great deal on his mind.
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>
-
-Meantime, he tells John that he can play
-ball after he has done up the chores. As
-if the chores could ever be "done up" on a
-farm. He is first to clean out the horse-stable;
-then to take a bill-hook and cut
-down the thistles and weeds from the fence-corners
-in the home mowing-lot and along
-the road towards the village; to dig up the
-docks round the garden patch; to weed out
-the beet-bed; to hoe the early potatoes; to
-rake the sticks and leaves out of the front
-yard; in short, there is work enough laid
-out for John to keep him busy, it seems to
-him, till he comes of age; and at half an
-hour to sundown he is to go for the cows,
-and, mind he don't run 'em!</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, sir," says John, "is that all?"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, if you get through in good season,
-you might pick over those potatoes in
-the cellar: they are sprouting; they ain't
-fit to eat."</p>
-
-<p>John is obliged to his father, for if there
-is any sort of chore more cheerful to a boy
-than another, on a pleasant day, it is rubbing
-the sprouts off potatoes in a dark
-cellar. And the old gentleman mounts his
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span>
-
-wagon and drives away down the enticing
-road, with the dog bounding along beside
-the wagon, and refusing to come back at
-John's call. John half wishes he were the
-dog. The dog knows the part of farming
-that suits him. He likes to run along the
-road and see all the dogs and other people,
-and he likes best of all to lie on the store
-steps at the Corners&mdash;while his master's
-horse is dozing at the post and his master
-is talking politics in the store&mdash;with the
-other dogs of his acquaintance, snapping
-at mutually annoying flies and indulging
-in that delightful dog gossip which is expressed
-by a wag of the tail and a sniff of
-the nose. Nobody knows how many dogs'
-characters are destroyed in this gossip; or
-how a dog may be able to insinuate suspicion
-by a wag of the tail as a man can by a shrug
-of the shoulders, or sniff a slander as a
-man can suggest one by raising his eyebrows.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="IN_THE_CATTLE_PASTURE"></a>
-<img src="images/i_004.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">IN THE CATTLE PASTURE</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>John looks after the old gentleman driving
-off in state, with the odorous buffalo-robe
-and the new whip, and he thinks that
-is the sort of farming he would like to
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>
-
-do. And he cries after his departing parent,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"Say, father, can't I go over to the farther
-pasture and salt the cattle?" John knows
-that he could spend half a day very pleasantly
-in going over to that pasture, looking
-for bird's-nests and shying at red squirrels
-on the way, and who knows but he might
-"see" a sucker in the meadow brook, and
-perhaps get a "jab" at him with a sharp
-stick. He knows a hole where there is a
-whopper; and one of his plans in life is to
-go some day and snare him, and bring him
-home in triumph. It therefore is strongly
-impressed upon his mind that the cattle
-want salting. But his father, without turning
-his head, replies,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"No, they don't need salting any more'n
-you do!" And the old equipage goes rattling
-down the road, and John whistles his
-disappointment. When I was a boy on a
-farm, and I suppose it is so now, cattle were
-never salted half enough.</p>
-
-<p>John goes to his chores, and gets through
-the stable as soon as he can, for that must
-be done; but when it comes to the outdoor
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
-
-work, that rather drags. There are
-so many things to distract the attention,&mdash;a
-chipmunk in the fence, a bird on a near
-tree, and a hen-hawk circling high in the air
-over the barn-yard. John loses a little time
-in stoning the chipmunk, which rather likes
-the sport, and in watching the bird to find
-where its nest is; and he convinces himself
-that he ought to watch the hawk, lest
-it pounce upon the chickens, and, therefore,
-with an easy conscience, he spends fifteen
-minutes in hallooing to that distant
-bird, and follows it away out of sight over
-the woods, and then wishes it would come
-back again. And then a carriage with
-two horses, and a trunk on behind, goes
-along the road; and there is a girl in the
-carriage who looks out at John, who is suddenly
-aware that his trousers are patched
-on each knee and in two places behind;
-and he wonders if she is rich, and whose
-name is on the trunk, and how much the
-horses cost, and whether that nice-looking
-man is the girl's father, and if that boy on
-the seat with the driver is her brother, and
-if he has to do chores; and as the gay sight
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
-
-disappears John falls to thinking about the
-great world beyond the farm, of cities, and
-people who are always dressed up, and a
-great many other things of which he has a
-very dim notion. And then a boy, whom
-John knows, rides by in a wagon with his
-father, and the boy makes a face at John,
-and John returns the greeting with a twist
-of his own visage and some symbolic gestures.
-All these things take time. The
-work of cutting down the big weeds gets on
-slowly, although it is not very disagreeable,
-or would not be if it were play. John imagines
-that yonder big thistle is some whiskered
-villain, of whom he has read in a fairy
-book, and he advances on him with "Die,
-ruffian!" and slashes off his head with the
-bill-hook; or he charges upon the rows of
-mullein-stalks as if they were rebels in regimental
-ranks, and hews them down without
-mercy. What fun it might be if there were
-only another boy there to help. But even
-war, single-handed, gets to be tiresome.
-It is dinner-time before John finishes the
-weeds, and it is cow-time before John has
-made much impression on the garden.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>This garden John has no fondness for.
-He would rather hoe corn all day than work
-in it. Father seems to think that it is easy
-work that John can do, because it is near
-the house! John's continual plan in this
-life is to go fishing. When there comes a
-rainy day, he attempts to carry it out. But
-ten chances to one his father has different
-views. As it rains so that work cannot be
-done outdoors, it is a good time to work in
-the garden. He can run into the house
-during the heavy showers. John accordingly
-detests the garden; and the only
-time he works briskly in it is when he has a
-stent set, to do so much weeding before the
-Fourth of July. If he is spry he can make
-an extra holiday the Fourth and the day
-after. Two days of gunpowder and ballplaying!
-When I was a boy, I supposed
-there was some connection between such
-and such an amount of work done on the
-farm and our national freedom. I doubted
-if there could be any Fourth of July if my
-stent was not done. I, at least, worked for
-my Independence.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="III" id="III"></a>III</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">THE DELIGHTS OF FARMING</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">There</span> are so many bright spots in the
-life of a farm-boy, that I sometimes think
-I should like to live the life over again;
-I should almost be willing to be a girl if it
-were not for the chores. There is a great
-comfort to a boy in the amount of work
-he can get rid of doing. It is sometimes
-astonishing how slow he can go on an
-errand, he who leads the school in a race.
-The world is new and interesting to him,
-and there is so much to take his attention
-off, when he is sent to do anything. Perhaps
-he couldn't explain, himself, why,
-when he is sent to the neighbor's after
-yeast, he stops to stone the frogs; he is
-not exactly cruel, but he wants to see if he
-can hit 'em. No other living thing can go
-so slow as a boy sent on an errand. His
-legs seem to be lead, unless he happens to
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>
-
-espy a woodchuck in an adjoining lot, when
-he gives chase to it like a deer; and it is
-a curious fact about boys, that two will be
-a great deal slower in doing anything than
-one, and that the more you have to help on
-a piece of work the less is accomplished.
-Boys have a great power of helping each
-other to do nothing; and they are so innocent
-about it, and unconscious. "I went
-as quick as ever I could," says the boy:
-his father asks him why he didn't stay all
-night, when he has been absent three hours
-on a ten-minute errand. The sarcasm has
-no effect on the boy.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="AFTER_A_CROWS_NEST"></a>
-<img src="images/i_005.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">AFTER A CROW'S NEST</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Going after the cows was a serious thing
-in my day. I had to climb a hill, which was
-covered with wild strawberries in the season.
-Could any boy pass by those ripe berries?
-And then in the fragrant hill pasture
-there were beds of wintergreen with red
-berries, tufts of columbine, roots of sassafras
-to be dug, and dozens of things good
-to eat or to smell, that I could not resist.
-It sometimes even lay in my way to climb
-a tree to look for a crow's nest, or to swing
-in the top, and to try if I could see the
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span>
-
-steeple of the village church. It became
-very important sometimes for me to see
-that steeple; and in the midst of my investigations
-the tin horn would blow a great
-blast from the farm-house, which would
-send a cold chill down my back in the hottest
-days. I knew what it meant. It had
-a frightfully impatient quaver in it, not at
-all like the sweet note that called us to dinner
-from the hayfield. It said, "Why on
-earth doesn't that boy come home? It is
-almost dark, and the cows ain't milked!"
-And that was the time the cows had to
-start into a brisk pace and make up for
-lost time. I wonder if any boy ever drove
-the cows home late, who did not say that
-the cows were at the very farther end of the
-pasture, and that "Old Brindle" was hidden
-in the woods, and he couldn't find her for
-ever so long! The brindle cow is the boy's
-scapegoat, many a time.</p>
-
-<p>No other boy knows how to appreciate a
-holiday as the farm-boy does; and his best
-ones are of a peculiar kind. Going fishing
-is of course one sort. The excitement of
-rigging up the tackle, digging the bait, and
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span>
-
-the anticipation of great luck,&mdash;these are
-pure pleasures, enjoyed because they are
-rare. Boys who can go a-fishing any time
-care but little for it. Tramping all day
-through bush and brier, fighting flies and
-mosquitoes, and branches that tangle the
-line, and snags that break the hook, and returning
-home late and hungry, with wet feet
-and a string of speckled trout on a willow
-twig, and having the family crowd out at
-the kitchen door to look at 'em, and say,
-"Pretty well done for you, bub; did you
-catch that big one yourself?"&mdash;this is also
-pure happiness, the like of which the boy
-will never have again, not if he comes to be
-selectman and deacon and to "keep store."</p>
-
-<p>But the holidays I recall with delight
-were the two days in spring and fall, when
-we went to the distant pasture-land, in a
-neighboring town, may be, to drive thither
-the young cattle and colts, and to bring
-them back again. It was a wild and rocky
-upland where our great pasture was, many
-miles from home, the road to it running by
-a brawling river, and up a dashing brookside
-among great hills. What a day's adventure
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
-
-it was! It was like a journey to
-Europe. The night before, I could scarcely
-sleep for thinking of it, and there was no
-trouble about getting me up at sunrise that
-morning. The breakfast was eaten, the
-luncheon was packed in a large basket, with
-bottles of root beer and a jug of switchel,
-which packing I superintended with the
-greatest interest; and then the cattle were
-to be collected for the march, and the
-horses hitched up. Did I shirk any duty?
-Was I slow? I think not. I was willing
-to run my legs off after the frisky steers,
-who seemed to have an idea they were going
-on a lark, and frolicked about, dashing
-into all gates, and through all bars except
-the right ones; and how cheerfully I did
-yell at them; it was a glorious chance to
-"holler," and I have never since heard any
-public speaker on the stump or at camp-meeting
-who could make more noise. I
-have often thought it fortunate that the
-amount of noise in a boy does not increase
-in proportion to his size; if it did the world
-could not contain it.</p>
-
-<p>The whole day was full of excitement
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>
-
-and of freedom. We were away from the
-farm, which to a boy is one of the best
-parts of farming; we saw other farms and
-other people at work; I had the pleasure
-of marching along, and swinging my whip,
-past boys whom I knew, who were picking
-up stones. Every turn of the road, every
-bend and rapid of the river, the great
-boulders by the wayside, the watering-troughs,
-the giant pine that had been
-struck by lightning, the mysterious covered
-bridge over the river where it was most
-swift and rocky and foamy, the chance eagle
-in the blue sky, the sense of going somewhere,&mdash;why,
-as I recall all these things
-I feel that even the Prince Imperial, as he
-used to dash on horseback through the
-Bois de Boulogne, with fifty mounted hussars
-clattering at his heels, and crowds of
-people cheering, could not have been as
-happy as was I, a boy in short jacket and
-shorter pantaloons, trudging in the dust
-that day behind the steers and colts, cracking
-my black-stock whip.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="A_STRING_OF_SPECKLED_TROUT"></a>
-<img src="images/i_006.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">A STRING OF SPECKLED TROUT</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>I wish the journey would never end; but
-at last, by noon, we reach the pastures and
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span>
-
-turn in the herd; and, after making the tour
-of the lots to make sure there are no breaks
-in the fences, we take our luncheon from
-the wagon and eat it under the trees by the
-spring. This is the supreme moment of the
-day. This is the way to live; this is like
-the Swiss Family Robinson, and all the rest
-of my delightful acquaintances in romance.
-Baked beans, rye-and-indian bread (moist,
-remember), doughnuts and cheese, pie, and
-root beer. What richness! You may live
-to dine at Delmonico's, or, if those Frenchmen
-do not eat each other up, at Philippe's,
-in the Rue Montorgueil in Paris, where the
-dear old Thackeray used to eat as good a
-dinner as anybody; but you will get there
-neither doughnuts, nor pie, nor root beer,
-nor anything so good as that luncheon at
-noon in the old pasture, high among the
-Massachusetts hills! Nor will you ever,
-if you live to be the oldest boy in the world,
-have any holiday equal to the one I have
-described. But I always regretted that I
-did not take along a fish-line, just to "throw
-in" the brook we passed. I know there
-were trout there.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="IV" id="IV"></a>IV</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">NO FARMING WITHOUT A BOY</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">Say</span> what you will
-about the general usefulness
-of boys, it is my impression that a
-farm without a boy would very soon come
-to grief. What the boy does is the life
-of the farm. He is the factotum, always
-in demand, always expected to do the
-thousand indispensable things that nobody
-else will do. Upon him fall all the odds
-and ends, the most difficult things. After
-everybody else is through, he has to finish
-up. His work is like a woman's,&mdash;perpetual
-waiting on others. Everybody knows
-how much easier it is to eat a good dinner
-than it is to wash the dishes afterwards.
-Consider what a boy on a farm is required
-to do; things that must be done, or life
-would actually stop.</p>
-
-<p>It is understood, in the first place, that
-he is to do all the errands, to go to the
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span>
-
-store, to the post-office, and to carry all
-sorts of messages. If he had as many legs
-as a centipede, they would tire before night.
-His two short limbs seem to him entirely
-inadequate to the task. He would like to
-have as many legs as a wheel has spokes,
-and rotate about in the same way. This
-he sometimes tries to do; and people who
-have seen him "turning cart-wheels" along
-the side of the road have supposed that he
-was amusing himself, and idling his time;
-he was only trying to invent a new mode of
-locomotion, so that he could economize his
-legs and do his errands with greater dispatch.
-He practices standing on his head,
-in order to accustom himself to any position.
-Leap-frog is one of his methods of
-getting over the ground quickly. He would
-willingly go an errand any distance if he
-could leap-frog it with a few other boys.
-He has a natural genius for combining
-pleasure with business. This is the reason
-why, when he is sent to the spring for a
-pitcher of water, and the family are waiting
-at the dinner-table, he is absent so long;
-for he stops to poke the frog that sits on
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>
-
-the stone, or, if there is a penstock, to put
-his hand over the spout and squirt the
-water a little while. He is the one who
-spreads the grass when the men have cut
-it; he mows it away in the barn; he rides
-the horse to cultivate the corn, up and
-down the hot, weary rows; he picks up the
-potatoes when they are dug; he drives the
-cows night and morning; he brings wood
-and water and splits kindling; he gets up
-the horse and puts out the horse; whether
-he is in the house or out of it, there is always
-something for him to do. Just before
-school in winter he shovels paths; in summer
-he turns the grindstone. He knows
-where there are lots of wintergreen and
-sweet flag root, but instead of going for
-them he is to stay indoors and pare apples
-and stone raisins and pound something in
-a mortar. And yet, with his mind full of
-schemes of what he would like to do, and
-his hands full of occupations, he is an idle
-boy who has nothing to busy himself with
-but school and chores! He would gladly
-do all the work if somebody else would do
-the chores, he thinks, and yet I doubt if
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span>
-
-any boy ever amounted to anything in the
-world, or was of much use as a man, who
-did not enjoy the advantages of a liberal
-education in the way of chores.</p>
-
-<p>A boy on a farm is nothing without his
-pets; at least a dog, and probably rabbits,
-chickens, ducks, and guinea hens. A guinea
-hen suits a boy. It is entirely useless, and
-makes a more disagreeable noise than a
-Chinese gong. I once domesticated a young
-fox which a neighbor had caught. It is a
-mistake to suppose the fox cannot be tamed.
-Jacko was a very clever little animal, and
-behaved, in all respects, with propriety. He
-kept Sunday as well as any day, and all the
-ten commandments that he could understand.
-He was a very graceful playfellow,
-and seemed to have an affection for me.
-He lived in a woodpile, in the dooryard,
-and when I lay down at the entrance to
-his house and called him, he would come
-out and sit on his tail and lick my face just
-like a grown person. I taught him a great
-many tricks and all the virtues. That year
-I had a large number of hens, and Jacko
-went about among them with the most perfect
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>
-
-indifference, never looking on them to
-lust after them, as I could see, and never
-touching an egg or a feather. So excellent
-was his reputation that I would have trusted
-him in the hen-roost in the dark without
-counting the hens. In short, he was domesticated,
-and I was fond of him and very
-proud of him, exhibiting him to all our visitors
-as an example of what affectionate
-treatment would do in subduing the brute
-instincts. I preferred him to my dog,
-whom I had, with much patience, taught to
-go up a long hill alone and surround the
-cows, and drive them home from the remote
-pasture. He liked the fun of it at
-first, but by and by he seemed to get the
-notion that it was a "chore," and when I
-whistled for him to go for the cows, he
-would turn tail and run the other way, and
-the more I whistled and threw stones at
-him the faster he would run. His name
-was Turk, and I should have sold him if he
-had not been the kind of dog that nobody
-will buy. I suppose he was not a cow-dog,
-but what they call a sheep-dog. At least,
-when he got big enough, he used to get
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span>
-
-into the pasture and chase the sheep to
-death. That was the way he got into trouble,
-and lost his valuable life. A dog is of
-great use on a farm, and that is the reason
-a boy likes him. He is good to bite peddlers
-and small children, and run out and
-yelp at wagons that pass by, and to howl
-all night when the moon shines. And yet,
-if I were a boy again, the first thing I
-would have should be a dog; for dogs are
-great companions, and as active and spry
-as a boy at doing nothing. They are also
-good to bark at woodchuck holes.</p>
-
-<p>A good dog will bark at a woodchuck
-hole long after the animal has retired to a
-remote part of his residence, and escaped
-by another hole. This deceives the woodchuck.
-Some of the most delightful hours
-of my life have been spent in hiding and
-watching the hole where the dog was not.
-What an exquisite thrill ran through my
-frame when the timid nose appeared, was
-withdrawn, poked out again, and finally followed
-by the entire animal, who looked cautiously
-about, and then hopped away to feed
-on the clover. At that moment I rushed
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>
-
-in, occupied the "home base," yelled to
-Turk and then danced with delight at the
-combat between the spunky woodchuck and
-the dog. They were about the same size,
-but science and civilization won the day. I
-did not reflect then that it would have been
-more in the interest of civilization if the
-woodchuck had killed the dog. I do not
-know why it is that boys so like to hunt
-and kill animals; but the excuse that I
-gave in this case for the murder was, that
-the woodchuck ate the clover and trod it
-down; and, in fact, was a woodchuck. It
-was not till long after that I learned with
-surprise that he is a rodent mammal, of the
-species <i>Arctomys monax</i>, is called at the
-West a ground-hog, and is eaten by people
-of color with great relish.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="WATCHING_FOR_SUNSET"></a>
-<img src="images/i_007.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">WATCHING FOR SUNSET</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>But I have forgotten my beautiful fox.
-Jacko continued to deport himself well until
-the young chickens came; he was actually
-cured of the fox vice of chicken-stealing.
-He used to go with me about the coops,
-pricking up his ears in an intelligent manner,
-and with a demure eye and the most
-virtuous droop of the tail. Charming fox!
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span>
-
-If he had held out a little while longer, I
-should have put him into a Sunday-school
-book. But I began to miss chickens. They
-disappeared mysteriously in the night. I
-would not suspect Jacko at first, for he
-looked so honest, and in the daytime he
-seemed to be as much interested in the
-chickens as I was. But one morning, when
-I went to call him, I found feathers at the
-entrance of his hole,&mdash;chicken feathers.
-He couldn't deny it. He was a thief.
-His fox nature had come out under severe
-temptation. And he died an unnatural
-death. He had a thousand virtues and one
-crime. But that crime struck at the foundation
-of society. He deceived and stole;
-he was a liar and a thief, and no pretty
-ways could hide the fact. His intelligent,
-bright face couldn't save him. If he had
-been honest, he might have grown up to be
-a large, ornamental fox.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="V" id="V"></a>V</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">THE BOY'S SUNDAY</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">Sunday</span> in the New England hill towns
-used to begin Saturday night at sundown;
-and the sun is lost to sight behind the hills
-there before it has set by the almanac. I
-remember that we used to go by the almanac
-Saturday night and by the visible disappearance
-Sunday night. On Saturday
-night we very slowly yielded to the influences
-of the holy time, which were settling
-down upon us, and submitted to the ablutions
-which were as inevitable as Sunday;
-but when the sun (and it never moved so
-slow) slid behind the hills Sunday night,
-the effect upon the watching boy was like a
-shock from a galvanic battery; something
-flashed through all his limbs and set them
-in motion, and no "play" ever seemed so
-sweet to him as that between sundown
-and dark Sunday night. This, however,
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>
-
-was on the supposition that he had conscientiously
-kept Sunday, and had not gone
-in swimming and got drowned. This keeping
-of Saturday night instead of Sunday
-night we did not very well understand;
-but it seemed, on the whole, a good thing
-that we should rest Saturday night when
-we were tired, and play Sunday night when
-we were rested. I supposed, however, that
-it was an arrangement made to suit the
-big boys who wanted to go "courting" Sunday
-night. Certainly they were not to
-be blamed, for Sunday was the day when
-pretty girls were most fascinating, and I
-have never since seen any so lovely as those
-who used to sit in the gallery and in the
-singers' seats in the bare old meeting-houses.</p>
-
-<p>Sunday to the country farmer-boy was
-hardly the relief that it was to the other
-members of the family; for the same
-chores must be done that day as on others,
-and he could not divert his mind with whistling,
-hand-springs, or sending the dog into
-the river after sticks. He had to submit,
-in the first place, to the restraint of shoes
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span>
-
-and stockings. He read in the Old Testament
-that when Moses came to holy ground
-he put off his shoes; but the boy was
-obliged to put his on, upon the holy day,
-not only to go to meeting, but while he sat
-at home. Only the emancipated country-boy,
-who is as agile on his bare feet as a
-young kid, and rejoices in the pressure of
-the warm soft earth, knows what a hardship
-it is to tie on stiff shoes. The monks
-who put peas in their shoes as a penance
-do not suffer more than the country-boy in
-his penitential Sunday shoes. I recall the
-celerity with which he used to kick them off
-at sundown.</p>
-
-<p>Sunday morning was not an idle one for
-the farmer-boy. He must rise tolerably
-early, for the cows were to be milked and
-driven to pasture; family prayers were a
-little longer than on other days; there were
-the Sunday-school verses to be re-learned,
-for they did not stay in mind over night;
-perhaps the wagon was to be greased before
-the neighbors began to drive by; and the
-horse was to be caught out of the pasture,
-ridden home bareback, and harnessed.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="RIDING_BAREBACK"></a>
-<img src="images/i_008.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">RIDING BAREBACK</div>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>This catching the horse, perhaps two of
-them, was very good fun usually, and would
-have broken the Sunday if the horse had
-not been wanted for taking the family to
-meeting. It was so peaceful and still in the
-pasture on Sunday morning; but the horses
-were never so playful, the colts never so
-frisky. Round and round the lot the boy
-went, calling, in an entreating Sunday
-voice, "Jock, jock, jock, jock," and shaking
-his salt-dish, while the horses, with heads
-erect, and shaking tails and flashing heels,
-dashed from corner to corner, and gave the
-boy a pretty good race before he could coax
-the nose of one of them into his dish. The
-boy got angry, and came very near saying
-"dum it," but he rather enjoyed the fun,
-after all.</p>
-
-<p>The boy remembers how his mother's
-anxiety was divided between the set of his
-turn-over collar, the parting of his hair, and
-his memory of the Sunday-school verses;
-and what a wild confusion there was
-through the house in getting off for meeting,
-and how he was kept running hither
-and thither, to get the hymn-book, or a
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>
-
-palm-leaf fan, or the best whip, or to pick
-from the Sunday part of the garden the
-bunch of caraway seed. Already the deacon's
-mare, with a wagon load of the deacon's
-folks, had gone shambling past, head
-and tail drooping, clumsy hoofs kicking up
-clouds of dust, while the good deacon sat
-jerking the reins in an automatic way, and
-the "women-folks" patiently saw the dust
-settle upon their best summer finery.
-Wagon after wagon went along the sandy
-road, and when our boy's family started,
-they became part of a long procession,
-which sent up a mile of dust and a pungent
-if not pious smell of buffalo-robes.
-There were fiery horses in the train which
-had to be held in, for it was neither etiquette
-nor decent to pass anybody on Sunday.
-It was a great delight to the farmer-boy
-to see all this procession of horses, and
-to exchange sly winks with the other boys,
-who leaned over the wagon-seats for that
-purpose. Occasionally a boy rode behind,
-with his back to the family, and his pantomime
-was always something wonderful to see,
-and was considered very daring and wicked.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The meeting-house which our boy remembers
-was a high, square building, without
-a steeple. Within, it had a lofty pulpit,
-with doors underneath and closets
-where sacred things were kept, and where
-the tithing-men were supposed to imprison
-bad boys. The pews were square, with
-seats facing each other, those on one side
-low for the children, and all with hinges, so
-that they could be raised when the congregation
-stood up for prayers and leaned over
-the backs of the pews, as horses meet each
-other across a pasture fence. After prayers
-these seats used to be slammed down with
-a long-continued clatter, which seemed to
-the boys about the best part of the exercises.
-The galleries were very high, and
-the singers' seats, where the pretty girls
-sat, were the most conspicuous of all. To
-sit in the gallery, away from the family, was
-a privilege not often granted to the boy.
-The tithing-man, who carried a long rod
-and kept order in the house, and outdoors
-at noontime, sat in the gallery, and visited
-any boy who whispered or found curious
-passages in the Bible and showed them
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span>
-
-to another boy. It was an awful moment
-when the bushy-headed tithing-man approached
-a boy in sermon-time. The eyes
-of the whole congregation were on him,
-and he could feel the guilt ooze out of his
-burning face.</p>
-
-<p>At noon was Sunday-school, and after
-that, before the afternoon service, in summer,
-the boys had a little time to eat their
-luncheon together at the watering-trough,
-where some of the elders were likely to be
-gathered, talking very solemnly about cattle;
-or they went over to a neighboring barn
-to see the calves; or they slipped off down
-the roadside to a place where they could
-dig sassafras or the root of the sweet flag,&mdash;roots
-very fragrant in the mind of many
-a boy with religious associations to this day.
-There was often an odor of sassafras in the
-afternoon service. It used to stand in my
-mind as a substitute for the Old Testament
-incense of the Jews. Something in the
-same way the big bass-viol in the choir
-took the place of "David's harp of solemn
-sound."</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="TURNING_THE_GRINDSTONE"></a>
-<img src="images/i_009.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">TURNING THE GRINDSTONE</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>The going home from meeting was more
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span>
-
-cheerful and lively than the coming to it.
-There was all the bustle of getting the
-horses out of the sheds and bringing them
-round to the meeting-house steps. At noon
-the boys sometimes sat in the wagons and
-swung the whips without cracking them:
-now it was permitted to give them a little
-snap in order to bring the horses up in good
-style; and the boy was rather proud of the
-horse if it pranced a little while the timid
-"women-folks" were trying to get in. The
-boy had an eye for whatever life and stir
-there was in a New England Sunday. He
-liked to drive home fast. The old house
-and the farm looked pleasant to him.
-There was an extra dinner when they
-reached home, and a cheerful consciousness
-of duty performed made it a pleasant
-dinner. Long before sundown the Sunday-school
-book had been read, and the boy sat
-waiting in the house with great impatience
-the signal that the "day of rest" was over.
-A boy may not be very wicked, and yet not
-see the need of "rest." Neither his idea of
-rest nor work is that of older farmers.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="VI" id="VI"></a>VI</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">THE GRINDSTONE OF LIFE</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">If</span> there is one thing more than another
-that hardens the lot of the farmer-boy it
-is the grindstone. Turning grindstones to
-grind scythes is one of those heroic but unobtrusive
-occupations for which one gets no
-credit. It is a hopeless kind of task, and,
-however faithfully the crank is turned, it is
-one that brings little reputation. There is a
-great deal of poetry about haying&mdash;I mean
-for those not engaged in it. One likes to
-hear the whetting of the scythes on a fresh
-morning and the response of the noisy
-bobolink, who always sits upon the fence
-and superintends the cutting of the dew-laden
-grass. There is a sort of music in
-the "swish" and a rhythm in the swing of
-the scythes in concert. The boy has not
-much time to attend to it, for it is lively
-business "spreading" after half a dozen
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>
-
-men who have only to walk along and lay
-the grass low, while the boy has the whole
-hayfield on his hands. He has little time
-for the poetry of haying, as he struggles
-along, filling the air with the wet mass
-which he shakes over his head, and picking
-his way with short legs and bare feet amid
-the short and freshly cut stubble.</p>
-
-<p>But if the scythes cut well and swing
-merrily it is due to the boy who turned the
-grindstone. Oh, it was nothing to do, just
-turn the grindstone a few minutes for this
-and that one before breakfast; any "hired
-man" was authorized to order the boy to
-turn the grindstone. How they did bear on,
-those great strapping fellows! Turn, turn,
-turn, what a weary go it was. For my
-part, I used to like a grindstone that "wabbled"
-a good deal on its axis, for when I
-turned it fast, it put the grinder on a lively
-lookout for cutting his hands, and entirely
-satisfied his desire that I should "turn
-faster." It was some sport to make the water
-fly and wet the grinder, suddenly starting
-up quickly and surprising him when I was
-turning very slowly. I used to wish sometimes
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span>
-
-that I could turn fast enough to make
-the stone fly into a dozen pieces. Steady
-turning is what the grinders like, and any
-boy who turns steadily, so as to give an
-even motion to the stone, will be much
-praised, and will be in demand. I advise
-any boy who desires to do this sort of work
-to turn steadily. If he does it by jerks and
-in a fitful manner, the "hired men" will be
-very apt to dispense with his services and
-turn the grindstone for each other.</p>
-
-<p>This is one of the most disagreeable tasks
-of the boy farmer, and, hard as it is, I do
-not know why it is supposed to belong especially
-to childhood. But it is, and one
-of the certain marks that second childhood
-has come to a man on a farm is that he is
-asked to turn the grindstone as if he were
-a boy again. When the old man is good for
-nothing else, when he can neither mow nor
-pitch, and scarcely "rake after," he can
-turn grindstone, and it is in this way that
-he renews his youth. "Ain't you ashamed
-to have your granther turn the grindstone?"
-asks the hired man of the boy. So
-the boy takes hold and turns himself, till
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>
-
-his little back aches. When he gets older
-he wishes he had replied, "Ain't you
-ashamed to make either an old man or a
-little boy do such hard grinding work?"</p>
-
-<p>Doing the regular work of this world is
-not much, the boy thinks, but the wearisome
-part is the waiting on the people who do
-the work. And the boy is not far wrong.
-This is what women and boys have to do
-on a farm,&mdash;wait upon everybody who
-"works." The trouble with the boy's life
-is that he has no time that he can call his
-own. He is, like a barrel of beer, always on
-draught. The men-folks, having worked in
-the regular hours, lie down and rest, stretch
-themselves idly in the shade at noon, or
-lounge about after supper. Then the boy,
-who has done nothing all day but turn
-grindstone, and spread hay, and rake after,
-and run his little legs off at everybody's
-beck and call, is sent on some errand or
-some household chore, in order that time
-shall not hang heavy on his hands. The
-boy comes nearer to perpetual motion than
-anything else in nature, only it is not altogether
-a voluntary motion. The time that
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span>
-
-the farm-boy gets for his own is usually at
-the end of a stent. We used to be given
-a certain piece of corn to hoe, or a certain
-quantity of corn to husk in so many days.
-If we finished the task before the time set,
-we had the remainder to ourselves. In my
-day it used to take very sharp work to gain
-anything, but we were always anxious to
-take the chance. I think we enjoyed the
-holiday in anticipation quite as much as we
-did when we had won it. Unless it was
-training-day, or Fourth of July, or the circus
-was coming, it was a little difficult to
-find anything big enough to fill our anticipations
-of the fun we would have in the
-day or the two or three days we had earned.
-We did not want to waste the time on any
-common thing. Even going fishing in one
-of the wild mountain brooks was hardly up
-to the mark, for we could sometimes do
-that on a rainy day. Going down to the
-village store was not very exciting, and
-was on the whole a waste of our precious
-time. Unless we could get out our military
-company, life was apt to be a little
-blank, even on the holidays for which we
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span>
-
-had worked so hard. If you went to see
-another boy, he was probably at work in
-the hayfield or the potato-patch, and his
-father looked at you askance. You sometimes
-took hold and helped him, so that
-he could go and play with you; but it was
-usually time to go for the cows before the
-task was done. There has been a change,
-but the amusements of a boy in the country
-were few then. Snaring "suckers" out
-of the deep meadow brook used to be about
-as good as any that I had. The North
-American sucker is not an engaging animal
-in all respects; his body is comely enough,
-but his mouth is puckered up like that of a
-purse. The mouth is not formed for the
-gentle angle-worm nor the delusive fly of
-the fishermen. It is necessary therefore to
-snare the fish if you want him. In the
-sunny days he lies in the deep pools, by
-some big stone or near the bank, poising
-himself quite still, or only stirring his fins
-a little now and then, as an elephant moves
-his ears. He will lie so for hours,&mdash;or
-rather float,&mdash;in perfect idleness and apparent
-bliss.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The boy who also has a holiday, but cannot
-keep still, comes along and peeps over
-the bank. "Golly, ain't he a big one!" Perhaps
-he is eighteen inches long, and weighs
-two or three pounds. He lies there among
-his friends, little fish and big ones, quite a
-school of them, perhaps a district school,
-that only keeps in warm days in the summer.
-The pupils seem to have little to learn, except
-to balance themselves and to turn
-gracefully with a flirt of the tail. Not much
-is taught but "deportment," and some of
-the old suckers are perfect Turveydrops in
-that. The boy is armed with a pole and a
-stout line, and on the end of it a brass wire
-bent into a hoop, which is a slipnoose, and
-slides together when anything is caught in
-it. The boy approaches the bank and looks
-over. There he lies, calm as a whale.
-The boy devours him with his eyes. He is
-almost too much excited to drop the snare
-into the water without making a noise. A
-puff of wind comes and ruffles the surface,
-so that he cannot see the fish. It is calm
-again, and there he still is, moving his fins
-in peaceful security. The boy lowers his
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span>
-
-snare behind the fish and slips it along.
-He intends to get it around him just back
-of the gills and then elevate him with a
-sudden jerk. It is a delicate operation,
-for the snare will turn a little, and if it
-hits the fish he is off. However, it goes
-well, the wire is almost in place, when suddenly
-the fish, as if he had a warning in a
-dream, for he appears to see nothing, moves
-his tail just a little, glides out of the loop,
-and, with no seeming appearance of frustrating
-any one's plans, lounges over to the
-other side of the pool; and there he reposes
-just as if he was not spoiling the
-boy's holiday.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="SNARING_SUCKERS"></a>
-<img src="images/i_010.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">SNARING SUCKERS</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>This slight change of base on the part of
-the fish requires the boy to reorganize his
-whole campaign, get a new position on the
-bank, a new line of approach, and patiently
-wait for the wind and sun before he can
-lower his line. This time, cunning and patience
-are rewarded. The hoop encircles
-the unsuspecting fish. The boy's eyes
-almost start from his head as he gives a tremendous
-jerk, and feels by the dead-weight
-that he has got him fast. Out he comes,
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span>
-
-up he goes in the air, and the boy runs to
-look at him. In this transaction, however,
-no one can be more surprised than the
-sucker.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="VII" id="VII"></a>VII</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">FICTION AND SENTIMENT</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">The</span> boy farmer does not appreciate
-school vacations as highly as his city cousin.
-When school keeps he has only to "do
-chores and go to school,"&mdash;but between
-terms there are a thousand things on the
-farm that have been left for the boy to do.
-Picking up stones in the pastures and piling
-them in heaps used to be one of them.
-Some lots appeared to grow stones, or else
-the sun every year drew them to the surface,
-as it coaxes the round cantelopes out
-of the soft garden soil; it is certain that
-there were fields that always gave the boys
-this sort of fall work. And very lively
-work it was on frosty mornings for the
-barefooted boys, who were continually turning
-up the larger stones in order to stand
-for a moment in the warm place that had
-been covered from the frost. A boy can
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span>
-
-stand on one leg as well as a Holland stork;
-and the boy who found a warm spot for the
-sole of his foot was likely to stand in it
-until the words, "Come, stir your stumps,"
-broke in discordantly upon his meditations.
-For the boy is very much given to meditations.
-If he had his way he would do nothing
-in a hurry; he likes to stop and think
-about things, and enjoy his work as he goes
-along. He picks up potatoes as if each one
-was a lump of gold just turned out of the
-dirt, and requiring careful examination.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="PICKING_UP_POTATOES"></a>
-<img src="images/i_011.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">PICKING UP POTATOES</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Although the country boy feels a little
-joy when school breaks up (as he does
-when anything breaks up, or any change
-takes place), since he is released from the
-discipline and restraint of it, yet the school
-is his opening into the world,&mdash;his romance.
-Its opportunities for enjoyment are
-numberless. He does not exactly know
-what he is set at books for; he takes spelling
-rather as an exercise for his lungs,
-standing up and shouting out the words
-with entire recklessness of consequences;
-he grapples doggedly with arithmetic and
-geography as something that must be
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>
-
-cleared out of his way before recess, but
-not at all with the zest he would dig a
-woodchuck out of his hole. But recess!
-Was ever any enjoyment so keen as that
-with which a boy rushes out of the school-house
-door for the ten minutes of recess?
-He is like to burst with animal spirits; he
-runs like a deer; he can nearly fly; and
-he throws himself into play with entire
-self-forgetfulness, and an energy that would
-overturn the world if his strength were proportioned
-to it. For ten minutes the world
-is absolutely his; the weights are taken
-off, restraints are loosed, and he is his own
-master for that brief time,&mdash;as he never
-again will be if he lives to be as old as the
-king of Thule, and nobody knows how old
-he was. And there is the nooning, a solid
-hour, in which vast projects can be carried
-out which have been slyly matured during
-the school-hours; expeditions are undertaken,
-wars are begun between the Indians
-on one side and the settlers on the other,
-the military company is drilled (without
-uniforms or arms), or games are carried on
-which involve miles of running, and an
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>
-
-expenditure of wind sufficient to spell the
-spelling-book through at the highest pitch.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="LEAP_FROG_AT_RECESS"></a>
-<img src="images/i_012.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">LEAP FROG AT RECESS</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Friendships are formed, too, which are
-fervent if not enduring, and enmities contracted
-which are frequently "taken out"
-on the spot, after a rough fashion boys
-have of settling as they go along; cases of
-long credit, either in words or trade, are
-not frequent with boys; boot on jack-knives
-must be paid on the nail; and it is considered
-much more honorable to out with a
-personal grievance at once, even if the explanation
-is made with the fists, than to
-pretend fair, and then take a sneaking revenge
-on some concealed opportunity. The
-country boy at the district school is introduced
-into a wider world than he knew at
-home, in many ways. Some big boy brings
-to school a copy of the Arabian Nights, a
-dog-eared copy, with cover, title-page, and
-the last leaves missing, which is passed
-around, and slyly read under the desk, and
-perhaps comes to the little boy whose parents
-disapprove of novel-reading, and have
-no work of fiction in the house except a
-pious fraud called "Six Months in a Convent,"
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span>
-
-and the latest comic almanac. The
-boy's eyes dilate as he steals some of the
-treasures out of the wondrous pages, and
-he longs to lose himself in the land of
-enchantment open before him. He tells
-at home that he has seen the most wonderful
-book that ever was, and a big boy has
-promised to lend it to him. "Is it a true
-book, John?" asks the grandmother; "because
-if it isn't true, it is the worst thing
-that a boy can read." (This happened
-years ago.) John cannot answer as to the
-truth of the book, and so does not bring it
-home; but he borrows it, nevertheless, and
-conceals it in the barn, and lying in the
-hay-mow is lost in its enchantments many
-an odd hour when he is supposed to be
-doing chores. There were no chores in
-the Arabian Nights; the boy there had but
-to rub the ring and summon a genius, who
-would feed the calves and pick up chips
-and bring in wood in a minute. It was
-through this emblazoned portal that the
-boy walked into the world of books, which
-he soon found was larger than his own, and
-filled with people he longed to know.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>And the farmer-boy is not without his
-sentiment and his secrets, though he has
-never been at a children's party in his life,
-and, in fact, never has heard that children
-go into society when they are seven, and
-give regular wine-parties when they reach
-the ripe age of nine. But one of his regrets
-at having the summer school close is
-dimly connected with a little girl, whom he
-does not care much for,&mdash;would a great
-deal rather play with a boy than with her at
-recess,&mdash;but whom he will not see again
-for some time,&mdash;a sweet little thing, who
-is very friendly with John, and with whom
-he has been known to exchange bits of
-candy wrapped up in paper, and for whom
-he cut in two his lead-pencil, and gave her
-half. At the last day of school she goes
-part way with John, and then he turns and
-goes a longer distance towards her home,
-so that it is late when he reaches his own.
-Is he late? He didn't know he was late,
-he came straight home when school was
-dismissed, only going a little way home with
-Alice Linton to help her carry her books.
-In a box in his chamber, which he has lately
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>
-
-put a padlock on, among fish-hooks and
-lines and bait-boxes, odd pieces of brass,
-twine, early sweet apples, popcorn, beech-nuts,
-and other articles of value, are some
-little billets-doux, fancifully folded, three-cornered
-or otherwise, and written, I will
-warrant, in red or beautifully blue ink.
-These little notes are parting gifts at the
-close of school, and John, no doubt, gave
-his own in exchange for them, though the
-writing was an immense labor, and the folding
-was a secret bought of another boy
-for a big piece of sweet flag-root baked in
-sugar, a delicacy which John used to carry
-in his pantaloons pocket until his pocket
-was in such a state that putting his fingers
-into them was about as good as dipping
-them into the sugar-bowl at home. Each
-precious note contained a lock or curl of
-girl's hair,&mdash;a rare collection of all colors,
-after John had been in school many terms,
-and had passed through a great many parting
-scenes,&mdash; black, brown, red, tow-color,
-and some that looked like spun gold and
-felt like silk. The sentiment contained in
-the notes was that which was common in
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span>
-
-the school, and expressed a melancholy
-foreboding of early death, and a touching
-desire to leave hair enough this side the
-grave to constitute a sort of strand of
-remembrance. With little variation, the
-poetry that made the hair precious was in
-the words, and, as a Cockney would say,
-set to the hair, following:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
- <div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="indent5">"This lock of hair,</div>
- <div class="indent6">Which I did wear,</div>
- <div class="indent2">Was taken from my head;</div>
- <div class="indent6">When this you see,</div>
- <div class="indent6">Remember me,</div>
- <div class="indent2">Long after I am dead."</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>John liked to read these verses, which
-always made a new and fresh impression
-with each lock of hair, and he was not
-critical; they were for him vehicles of true
-sentiment, and indeed they were what he
-used when he inclosed a clip of his own
-sandy hair to a friend. And it did not
-occur to him until he was a great deal
-older and less innocent to smile at them.
-John felt that he would sacredly keep every
-lock of hair intrusted to him, though death
-should come on the wings of cholera and
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span>
-
-take away every one of these sad, red-ink
-correspondents. When John's big brother
-one day caught sight of these treasures,
-and brutally told him that he "had hair
-enough to stuff a horse-collar," John was
-so outraged and shocked, as he should have
-been, at this rude invasion of his heart, this
-coarse suggestion, this profanation of his
-most delicate feeling, that he was only kept
-from crying by the resolution to "lick"
-his brother as soon as ever he got big
-enough.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="VIII" id="VIII"></a>VIII</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">THE COMING OF THANKSGIVING</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">One</span> of the best things in farming is
-gathering the chestnuts, hickory-nuts, butternuts,
-and even beech-nuts, in the late
-fall, after the frosts have cracked the husks
-and the high winds have shaken them, and
-the colored leaves have strewn the ground.
-On a bright October day, when the air is
-full of golden sunshine, there is nothing
-quite so exhilarating as going nutting. Nor
-is the pleasure of it altogether destroyed
-for the boy by the consideration that he is
-making himself useful in obtaining supplies
-for the winter household. The getting-in
-of potatoes and corn is a different thing;
-that is the prose, but nutting is the poetry,
-of farm life. I am not sure but the boy
-would find it very irksome, though, if he
-were obliged to work at nut-gathering in
-order to procure food for the family. He is
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>
-
-willing to make himself useful in his own
-way. The Italian boy, who works day after
-day at a huge pile of pine-cones, pounding
-and cracking them and taking out the long
-seeds, which are sold and eaten as we eat
-nuts (and which are almost as good as
-pumpkin-seeds, another favorite with the
-Italians), probably does not see the fun of
-nutting. Indeed, if the farmer-boy here
-were set at pounding off the walnut-shucks
-and opening the prickly chestnut-burs as
-a task, he would think himself an ill-used
-boy. What a hardship the prickles in his
-fingers would be! But now he digs them
-out with his jack-knife, and he enjoys the
-process, on the whole. The boy is willing
-to do any amount of work if it is called
-play.</p>
-
-<p>In nutting, the squirrel is not more nimble
-and industrious than the boy. I like to
-see a crowd of boys swarm over a chestnut-grove;
-they leave a desert behind them
-like the seventeen-years locusts. To climb
-a tree and shake it, to club it, to strip it of
-its fruit and pass to the next, is the sport of
-a brief time. I have seen a legion of boys
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>
-scamper over our grassplot under the chestnut-trees,
-each one as active as if he were a
-new patent picking-machine, sweeping the
-ground clean of nuts, and disappear over
-the hill before I could go to the door and
-speak to them about it. Indeed, I have
-noticed that boys don't care much for conversation
-with the owners of fruit-trees.
-They could speedily make their fortunes if
-they would work as rapidly in cotton-fields.
-I have never seen anything like it except a
-flock of turkeys removing the grasshoppers
-from a piece of pasture.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="POUNDING_OFF_SHUCKS"></a>
-<img src="images/i_013.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">POUNDING OFF SHUCKS</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Perhaps it is not generally known that we
-get the idea of some of our best military
-manoeuvres from the turkey. The deploying
-of the skirmish-line in advance of an
-army is one of them. The drum-major of
-our holiday militia companies is copied exactly
-from the turkey gobbler; he has the
-same splendid appearance, the same proud
-step, and the same martial aspect. The
-gobbler does not lead his forces in the field,
-but goes behind them, like the colonel of a
-regiment, so that he can see every part of
-the line and direct its movements. This
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span>
-
-resemblance is one of the most singular
-things in natural history. I like to watch
-the gobbler manoeuvring his forces in a
-grasshopper-field. He throws out his company
-of two dozen turkeys in a crescent-shaped
-skirmish-line, the number disposed
-at equal distances, while he walks majestically
-in the rear. They advance rapidly,
-picking right and left, with military precision,
-killing the foe and disposing of the
-dead bodies with the same peck. Nobody
-has yet discovered how many grasshoppers
-a turkey will hold; but he is very much
-like a boy at a Thanksgiving dinner,&mdash;he
-keeps on eating as long as the supplies
-last.</p>
-
-<p>The gobbler, in one of these raids, does
-not condescend to grab a single grasshopper,&mdash;at
-least, not while anybody is watching
-him. But I suppose he makes up for it
-when his dignity cannot be injured by having
-spectators of his voracity; perhaps he
-falls upon the grasshoppers when they are
-driven into a corner of the field. But he is
-only fattening himself for destruction; like
-all greedy persons, he comes to a bad end.
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span>
-
-And if the turkeys had any Sunday-school,
-they would be taught this.</p>
-
-<p>The New England boy used to look forward
-to Thanksgiving as the great event of
-the year. He was apt to get stents set him,&mdash;so
-much corn to husk, for instance, before
-that day, so that he could have an extra
-play-spell; and in order to gain a day
-or two, he would work at his task with
-the rapidity of half a dozen boys. He had
-the day after Thanksgiving always as a holiday,
-and this was the day he counted on.
-Thanksgiving itself was rather an awful festival,&mdash;very
-much like Sunday, except for
-the enormous dinner, which filled his imagination
-for months before as completely as
-it did his stomach for that day and a week
-after. There was an impression in the
-house that that dinner was the most important
-event since the landing from the Mayflower.
-Heliogabalus, who did not resemble
-a Pilgrim Father at all, but who had
-prepared for himself in his day some very
-sumptuous banquets in Rome, and ate a
-great deal of the best he could get (and
-liked peacocks stuffed with asafoetida, for
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span>
-
-one thing), never had anything like a
-Thanksgiving dinner; for do you suppose
-that he, or Sardanapalus either, ever had
-twenty-four different kinds of pie at one
-dinner? Therein many a New England boy
-is greater than the Roman emperor or the
-Assyrian king, and these were among the
-most luxurious eaters of their day and generation.
-But something more is necessary
-to make good men than plenty to eat, as
-Heliogabalus no doubt found when his head
-was cut off. Cutting off the head was a
-mode the people had of expressing disapproval
-of their conspicuous men. Nowadays
-they elect them to a higher office, or give
-them a mission to some foreign country, if
-they do not do well where they are.</p>
-
-<p>For days and days before Thanksgiving
-the boy was kept at work evenings, pounding
-and paring and cutting up and mixing
-(not being allowed to taste much), until the
-world seemed to him to be made of fragrant
-spices, green fruit, raisins, and pastry,&mdash;a
-world that he was only yet allowed to
-enjoy through his nose. How filled the
-house was with the most delicious smells!
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>
-
-The mince-pies that were made! If John
-had been shut in solid walls with them
-piled about him, he couldn't have eaten his
-way out in four weeks. There were dainties
-enough cooked in those two weeks to
-have made the entire year luscious with
-good living, if they had been scattered
-along in it. But people were probably all
-the better for scrimping themselves a little
-in order to make this a great feast. And
-it was not by any means over in a day.
-There were weeks deep of chicken-pie and
-other pastry. The cold buttery was a cave
-of Aladdin, and it took a long time to excavate
-all its riches.</p>
-
-<p>Thanksgiving Day itself was a heavy day,
-the hilarity of it being so subdued by going
-to meeting, and the universal wearing of
-the Sunday clothes, that the boy couldn't
-see it. But if he felt little exhilaration, he
-ate a great deal. The next day was the
-real holiday. Then were the merry-making
-parties, and perhaps the skatings and sleighrides,
-for the freezing weather came before
-the governor's proclamation in many parts
-of New England. The night after Thanksgiving
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span>
-
-occurred, perhaps, the first real party
-that the boy had ever attended, with live
-girls in it, dressed so bewitchingly. And
-there he heard those philandering songs,
-and played those sweet games of forfeits,
-which put him quite beside himself, and
-kept him awake that night till the rooster
-crowed at the end of his first chicken-nap.
-What a new world did that party open to
-him! I think it likely that he saw there,
-and probably did not dare say ten words to,
-some tall, graceful girl, much older than
-himself, who seemed to him like a new
-order of being. He could see her face just
-as plainly in the darkness of his chamber.
-He wondered if she noticed how awkward
-he was, and how short his trousers-legs
-were. He blushed as he thought of his
-rather ill-fitting shoes; and determined,
-then and there, that he wouldn't be put off
-with a ribbon any longer, but would have
-a young man's necktie. It was somewhat
-painful thinking the party over, but it was
-delicious too. He did not think, probably,
-that he would die for that tall, handsome
-girl; he did not put it exactly in that way.
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span>
-
-But he rather resolved to live for her,&mdash;which
-might in the end amount to the
-same thing. At least, he thought that nobody
-would live to speak twice disrespectfully
-of her in his presence.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="IX" id="IX"></a>IX</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">THE SEASON OF PUMPKIN-PIE</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">What</span> John said was, that he didn't care
-much for pumpkin-pie; but that was after
-he had eaten a whole one. It seemed to
-him then that mince would be better.</p>
-
-<p>The feeling of a boy towards pumpkin-pie
-has never been properly considered. There
-is an air of festivity about its approach in
-the fall. The boy is willing to help pare
-and cut up the pumpkin, and he watches
-with the greatest interest the stirring-up
-process and the pouring into the scalloped
-crust. When the sweet savor of the baking
-reaches his nostrils, he is filled with the
-most delightful anticipations. Why should
-he not be? He knows that for months to
-come the buttery will contain golden treasures,
-and that it will require only a slight
-ingenuity to get at them.</p>
-
-<p>The fact is, that the boy is as good in
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span>
-
-the buttery as in any part of farming. His
-elders say that the boy is always hungry;
-but that is a very coarse way to put it. He
-has only recently come into a world that is
-full of good things to eat, and there is on
-the whole a very short time in which to eat
-them; at least he is told, among the first
-information he receives, that life is short.
-Life being brief, and pie and the like fleeting,
-he very soon decides upon an active
-campaign. It may be an old story to people
-who have been eating for forty or fifty
-years, but it is different with a beginner.
-He takes the thick and thin as it comes, as
-to pie, for instance. Some people do make
-them very thin. I knew a place where
-they were not thicker than the poor man's
-plaster; they were spread so thin upon the
-crust that they were better fitted to draw
-out hunger than to satisfy it. They used
-to be made up by the great oven-full and
-kept in the dry cellar, where they hardened
-and dried to a toughness you would hardly
-believe. This was a long time ago, and
-they make the pumpkin-pie in the country
-better now, or the race of boys would have
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span>
-
-been so discouraged that I think they would
-have stopped coming into the world.</p>
-
-<p>The truth is, that boys have always been
-so plenty that they are not half appreciated.
-We have shown that a farm could not get
-along without them, and yet their rights
-are seldom recognized. One of the most
-amusing things is their effort to acquire
-personal property. The boy has the care
-of the calves; they always need feeding or
-shutting up or letting out; when the boy
-wants to play, there are those calves to be
-looked after,&mdash;until he gets to hate the
-name of calf. But in consideration of his
-faithfulness, two of them are given to him.
-There is no doubt that they are his; he has
-the entire charge of them. When they get
-to be steers, he spends all his holidays in
-breaking them in to a yoke. He gets them
-so broken in that they will run like a pair
-of deer all over the farm, turning the yoke,
-and kicking their heels, while he follows in
-full chase, shouting the ox language till he
-is red in the face. When the steers grow
-up to be cattle, a drover one day comes
-along and takes them away, and the boy is
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span>
-
-told that he can have another pair of
-calves; and so, with undiminished faith, he
-goes back and begins over again to make
-his fortune. He owns lambs and young
-colts in the same way, and makes just as
-much out of them.</p>
-
-<p>There are ways in which the farmer-boy
-can earn money, as by gathering the early
-chestnuts and taking them to the Corner
-store, or by finding turkeys' eggs and selling
-them to his mother; and another way is
-to go without butter at the table,&mdash;but the
-money thus made is for the heathen. John
-read in Dr. Livingstone that some of the
-tribes in Central Africa (which is represented
-by a blank spot in the atlas) use
-the butter to grease their hair, putting on
-pounds of it at a time; and he said he had
-rather eat his butter than have it put to
-that use, especially as it melted away so
-fast in that hot climate.</p>
-
-<p>Of course it was explained to John that
-the missionaries do not actually carry butter
-to Africa, and that they must usually go
-without it themselves there, it being almost
-impossible to make it good from the milk
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span>
-
-in the cocoanuts. And it was further
-explained to him that, even if the heathen
-never received his butter or the money for
-it, it was an excellent thing for a boy to cultivate
-the habit of self-denial and of benevolence,
-and if the heathen never heard of
-him he would be blessed for his generosity.
-This was all true.</p>
-
-<p>But John said that he was tired of supporting
-the heathen out of his butter, and
-he wished the rest of the family would also
-stop eating butter and save the money for
-missions; and he wanted to know where
-the other members of the family got their
-money to send to the heathen; and his
-mother said that he was about half right,
-and that self-denial was just as good for
-grown people as it was for little boys and
-girls.</p>
-
-<p>The boy is not always slow to take what
-he considers his rights. Speaking of those
-thin pumpkin-pies kept in the cellar cupboard,
-I used to know a boy who afterwards
-grew to be a selectman, and brushed
-his hair straight up like General Jackson,
-and went to the legislature, where he always
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span>
-
-voted against every measure that was
-proposed, in the most honest manner, and
-got the reputation of being the "watch-dog
-of the treasury." Rats in the cellar were
-nothing to be compared to this boy for destructiveness
-in pies. He used to go down,
-whenever he could make an excuse, to get
-apples for the family, or draw a mug of
-cider for his dear old grandfather (who was
-a famous story-teller about the Revolutionary
-War, and would no doubt have been
-wounded in battle if he had not been as
-prudent as he was patriotic), and come up
-stairs with a tallow candle in one hand and
-the apples or cider in the other, looking as
-innocent and as unconscious as if he had
-never done anything in his life except deny
-himself butter for the sake of the heathen.
-And yet this boy would have buttoned
-under his jacket an entire round pumpkin-pie.
-And the pie was so well made and so
-dry that it was not injured in the least, and
-it never hurt the boy's clothes a bit more
-than if it had been inside of him instead
-of outside; and this boy would retire to a
-secluded place and eat it with another boy,
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>
-
-being never suspected, because he was not
-in the cellar long enough to eat a pie, and he
-never appeared to have one about him. But
-he did something worse than this. When
-his mother saw that pie after pie departed,
-she told the family that she suspected
-the hired man; and the boy never said a
-word, which was the meanest kind of lying.
-That hired man was probably regarded with
-suspicion by the family to the end of his
-days, and if he had been accused of robbing
-they would have believed him guilty.</p>
-
-<p>I shouldn't wonder if that selectman
-occasionally has remorse now about that
-pie; dreams, perhaps, that it is buttoned up
-under his jacket and sticking to him like a
-breastplate; that it lies upon his stomach like
-a round and red-hot nightmare, eating into
-his vitals. Perhaps not. It is difficult to
-say exactly what was the sin of stealing
-that kind of pie, especially if the one who
-stole it ate it. It could have been used for
-the game of pitching quoits, and a pair of
-them would have made very fair wheels for
-the dog-cart. And yet it is probably as
-wrong to steal a thin pie as a thick one;
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span>
-
-and it made no difference because it was
-easy to steal this sort. Easy stealing is no
-better than easy lying, where detection of
-the lie is difficult. The boy who steals his
-mother's pies has no right to be surprised
-when some other boy steals his watermelons.
-Stealing is like charity in one respect,&mdash;it
-is apt to begin at home.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="X" id="X"></a>X</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">FIRST EXPERIENCE OF THE WORLD</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">If</span> I were forced to be a boy, and a boy
-in the country,&mdash;the best kind of boy to
-be in the summer,&mdash;I would be about
-ten years of age. As soon as I got any
-older, I would quit it. The trouble with
-a boy is that just as he begins to enjoy
-himself he is too old, and has to be set to
-doing something else. If a country boy
-were wise he would stay at just that age
-when he could enjoy himself most, and
-have the least expected of him in the way
-of work.</p>
-
-<p>Of course the perfectly good boy will
-always prefer to work, and to do "chores"
-for his father and errands for his mother
-and sisters, rather than enjoy himself in his
-own way. I never saw but one such boy.
-He lived in the town of Goshen,&mdash;not the
-place where the butter is made, but a much
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span>
-
-better Goshen than that. And I never saw
-<i>him</i>, but I heard of him; and being about
-the same age, as I supposed, I was taken
-once from Zoar, where I lived, to Goshen
-to see him. But he was dead. He had
-been dead almost a year, so that it was impossible
-to see him. He died of the most
-singular disease: it was from <i>not</i> eating
-green apples in the season of them. This
-boy, whose name was Solomon, before he
-died would rather split up kindling-wood
-for his mother than go a-fishing: the consequence
-was, that he was kept at splitting
-kindling-wood and such work most of the
-time, and grew a better and more useful
-boy day by day. Solomon would not disobey
-his parents and eat green apples,&mdash;not
-even when they were ripe enough to
-knock off with a stick,&mdash;but he had such
-a longing for them that he pined and
-passed away. If he had eaten the green
-apples he would have died of them, probably;
-so that his example is a difficult one
-to follow. In fact, a boy is a hard subject
-to get a moral from. All his little playmates
-who ate green apples came to Solomon's
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span>
-
-funeral, and were very sorry for
-what they had done.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="RUNNING_ON_THE_STONE_WALL"></a>
-<img src="images/i_014.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">RUNNING ON THE STONE WALL</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>John was a very different boy from Solomon,
-not half so good, nor half so dead.
-He was a farmer's boy, as Solomon was, but
-he did not take so much interest in the
-farm. If John could have had his way he
-would have discovered a cave full of diamonds,
-and lots of nail-kegs full of gold-pieces
-and Spanish dollars, with a pretty
-little girl living in the cave, and two beautifully
-caparisoned horses, upon which, taking
-the jewels and money, they would have
-ridden off together, he did not know where.
-John had got thus far in his studies, which
-were apparently arithmetic and geography,
-but were in reality the Arabian Nights, and
-other books of high and mighty adventure.
-He was a simple country boy, and did not
-know much about the world as it is, but he
-had one of his own imagination, in which
-he lived a good deal. I dare say he found
-out soon enough what the world is, and he
-had a lesson or two when he was quite
-young, in two incidents, which I may as
-well relate.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>If you had seen John at this time, you
-might have thought he was only a shabbily
-dressed country lad, and you never would
-have guessed what beautiful thoughts he
-sometimes had as he went stubbing his
-toes along the dusty road, nor what a chivalrous
-little fellow he was. You would
-have seen a short boy, barefooted, with
-trousers at once too big and too short, held
-up, perhaps, by one suspender only; a
-checked cotton shirt; and a hat of braided
-palm-leaf, frayed at the edges and bulged up
-in the crown. It is impossible to keep a
-hat neat if you use it to catch bumble-bees
-and whisk 'em; to bail the water from
-a leaky boat; to catch minnows in; to
-put over honey-bees' nests; and to transport
-pebbles, strawberries, and hens' eggs.
-John usually carried a sling in his hand, or
-a bow, or a limber stick sharp at one end,
-from which he could sling apples a great
-distance. If he walked in the road, he
-walked in the middle of it, shuffling up the
-dust; or, if he went elsewhere, he was likely
-to be running on the top of the fence or
-the stone-wall, and chasing chipmunks.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>John knew the best place to dig sweet-flag
-in all the farm; it was in a meadow by
-the river, where the bobolinks sang so
-gayly. He never liked to hear the bobolink
-sing, however, for he said it always
-reminded him of the whetting of a scythe,
-and <i>that</i> reminded him of spreading hay;
-and if there was anything he hated it was
-spreading hay after the mowers. "I guess
-you wouldn't like it yourself," said John,
-"with the stubs getting into your feet, and
-the hot sun, and the men getting ahead of
-you, all you could do."</p>
-
-<p>Towards evening once, John was coming
-along the road home with some stalks of
-the sweet-flag in his hand; there is a succulent
-pith in the end of the stalk which is
-very good to eat, tender, and not so strong
-as the root; and John liked to pull it, and
-carry home what he did not eat on the way.
-As he was walking along he met a carriage,
-which stopped opposite to him; he also
-stopped and bowed, as country boys used
-to bow in John's day. A lady leaned from
-the carriage and said,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"What have you got, little boy?"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>She seemed to be the most beautiful woman
-John had ever seen; with light hair,
-dark, tender eyes, and the sweetest smile.
-There was that in her gracious mien and in
-her dress which reminded John of the beautiful
-castle ladies, with whom he was well
-acquainted in books. He felt that he knew
-her at once, and he also seemed to be a sort
-of young prince himself. I fancy he didn't
-look much like one. But of his own appearance
-he thought not at all, as he replied
-to the lady's question, without the least
-embarrassment,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"It's sweet-flag stalk; would you like
-some?"</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed, I should like to taste it," said
-the lady, with a most winning smile. "I
-used to be very fond of it when I was a little
-girl."</p>
-
-<p>John was delighted that the lady should
-like sweet-flag, and that she was pleased to
-accept it from him. He thought himself
-that it was about the best thing to eat he
-knew. He handed up a large bunch of it.
-The lady took two or three stalks, and was
-about to return the rest, when John said,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>"Please keep it all, ma'am. I can get
-lots more. I know where it's ever so
-thick."</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you, thank you," said the lady;
-and as the carriage started she reached out
-her hand to John. He did not understand
-the motion, until he saw a cent drop in the
-road at his feet. Instantly all his illusion
-and his pleasure vanished. Something like
-tears were in his eyes as he shouted,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"I don't want your cent. I don't sell
-flag!"</p>
-
-<p>John was intensely mortified. "I suppose,"
-he said, "she thought I was a sort of
-beggar-boy. To think of selling flag!"</p>
-
-<p>At any rate, he walked away and left the
-cent in the road, a humiliated boy. The
-next day he told Jim Gates about it. Jim
-said he was green not to take the money;
-he'd go and look for it now, if he would
-tell him about where it dropped. And Jim
-did spend an hour poking about in the dirt,
-but he did not find the cent. Jim, however,
-had an idea: he said he was going to
-dig sweet-flag, and see if another carriage
-wouldn't come along.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>John's next rebuff and knowledge of the
-world was of another sort. He was again
-walking the road at twilight, when he was
-overtaken by a wagon with one seat, upon
-which were two pretty girls, and a young
-gentleman sat between them driving. It
-was a merry party, and John could hear
-them laughing and singing as they approached
-him. The wagon stopped when
-it overtook him, and one of the sweet-faced
-girls leaned from the seat and said, quite
-seriously and pleasantly,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"Little boy, how's your mar?"</p>
-
-<p>John was surprised and puzzled for a moment.
-He had never seen the young lady,
-but he thought that she perhaps knew his
-mother; at any rate his instinct of politeness
-made him say,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"She's pretty well, I thank you."</p>
-
-<p>"Does she know you are out?"</p>
-
-<p>And thereupon all three in the wagon
-burst into a roar of laughter and dashed on.</p>
-
-<p>It flashed upon John in a moment that
-he had been imposed on, and it hurt him
-dreadfully. His self-respect was injured
-somehow, and he felt as if his lovely, gentle
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span>
-
-mother had been insulted. He would like
-to have thrown a stone at the wagon, and
-in a rage he cried,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"You're a nice"&mdash;But he couldn't
-think of any hard, bitter words quick
-enough.</p>
-
-<p>Probably the young lady, who might have
-been almost any young lady, never knew
-what a cruel thing she had done.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="XI" id="XI"></a>XI</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">HOME INVENTIONS</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">The</span> winter season is not all sliding down
-hill for the farmer-boy by any means; yet
-he contrives to get as much fun out of it as
-from any part of the year. There is a difference
-in boys: some are always jolly, and
-some go scowling always through life as if
-they had a stone-bruise on each heel. I
-like a jolly boy.</p>
-
-<p>I used to know one who came round
-every morning to sell molasses candy, offering
-two sticks for a cent apiece; it was
-worth fifty cents a day to see his cheery
-face. That boy rose in the world. He is
-now the owner of a large town at the West.
-To be sure, there are no houses in it except
-his own; but there is a map of it and roads
-and streets are laid out on it, with dwellings
-and churches and academies and a
-college and an opera-house, and you could
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span>
-
-scarcely tell it from Springfield or Hartford,
-on paper. He and all his family have
-the fever and ague, and shake worse than
-the people at Lebanon: but they do not
-mind it; it makes them lively, in fact. Ed
-May is just as jolly as he used to be. He
-calls his town Mayopolis, and expects to be
-mayor of it; his wife, however, calls the
-town Maybe.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="COASTING"></a>
-<img src="images/i_015.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">COASTING</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>The farmer-boy likes to have winter
-come, for one thing, because it freezes up
-the ground so that he can't dig in it; and
-it is covered with snow, so that there is no
-picking up stones, nor driving the cows to
-pasture. He would have a very easy time
-if it were not for the getting up before daylight
-to build the fires and do the "chores."
-Nature intended the long winter nights for
-the farmer-boy to sleep; but in my day he
-was expected to open his sleepy eyes when
-the cock crew, get out of the warm bed and
-light a candle, struggle into his cold pantaloons,
-and pull on boots in which the thermometer
-would have gone down to zero,
-rake open the coals on the hearth and start
-the morning fire, and then go to the barn
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>
-
-to "fodder." The frost was thick on the
-kitchen windows; the snow was drifted
-against the door; and the journey to the
-barn, in the pale light of dawn, over the
-creaking snow, was like an exile's trip to
-Siberia. The boy was not half awake when
-he stumbled into the cold barn, and was
-greeted by the lowing and bleating and
-neighing of cattle waiting for their breakfast.
-How their breath steamed up from
-the mangers, and hung in frosty spears
-from their noses! Through the great lofts
-above the hay, where the swallows nested,
-the winter wind whistled and the snow
-sifted. Those old barns were well ventilated.</p>
-
-<p>I used to spend much valuable time in
-planning a barn that should be tight and
-warm, with a fire in it if necessary in order
-to keep the temperature somewhere near
-the freezing point. I couldn't see how the
-cattle could live in a place where a lively
-boy, full of young blood, would freeze to
-death in a short time if he did not swing
-his arms and slap his hands, and jump
-about like a goat. I thought I would have
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span>
-
-a sort of perpetual manger that should
-shake down the hay when it was wanted,
-and a self-acting machine that should cut
-up the turnips and pass them into the
-mangers, and water always flowing for the
-cattle and horses to drink. With these
-simple arrangements I could lie in bed, and
-know that the "chores" were doing themselves.
-It would also be necessary, in order
-that I should not be disturbed, that the
-crow should be taken out of the roosters,
-but I could think of no process to do it.
-It seems to me that the hen-breeders, if
-they know as much as they say they do,
-might raise a breed of crowless roosters,
-for the benefit of boys, quiet neighborhoods,
-and sleepy families.</p>
-
-<p>There was another notion that I had,
-about kindling the kitchen fire, that I never
-carried out. It was, to have a spring at the
-head of my bed, connecting with a wire,
-which should run to a torpedo which I
-would plant overnight in the ashes of the
-fireplace. By touching the spring I could
-explode the torpedo, which would scatter
-the ashes and uncover the live coals, and at
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span>
-
-the same time shake down the sticks of
-wood which were standing by the side of
-the ashes in the chimney, and the fire
-would kindle itself. This ingenious plan
-was frowned on by the whole family, who
-said they did not want to be waked up
-every morning by an explosion. And yet
-they expected me to wake up without an
-explosion. A boy's plans for making life
-agreeable are hardly ever heeded.</p>
-
-<p>I never knew a boy farmer who was not
-eager to go to the district school in the
-winter. There is such a chance for learning,
-that he must be a dull boy who does
-not come out in the spring a fair skater, an
-accurate snowballer, and an accomplished
-slider downhill, with or without a board, on
-his seat, on his stomach, or on his feet.
-Take a moderate hill, with a foot-slide
-down it worn to icy smoothness, and a
-"go-round" of boys on it, and there is nothing
-like it for whittling away boot-leather.
-The boy is the shoemaker's friend. An
-active lad can wear down a pair of cowhide
-soles in a week so that the ice will scrape
-his toes. Sledding or coasting is also slow
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span>
-
-fun compared to the "bareback" sliding
-down a steep hill over a hard, glistening
-crust. It is not only dangerous, but it is
-destructive to jacket and pantaloons to a
-degree to make a tailor laugh. If any other
-animal wore out his skin as fast as a schoolboy
-wears out his clothes in winter, it would
-need a new one once a month. In a country
-district-school, patches were not by any
-means a sign of poverty, but of the boy's
-courage and adventurous disposition. Our
-elders used to threaten to dress us in
-leather and put sheet-iron seats in our
-trousers. The boy <i>said</i> that he wore out
-his trousers on the hard seats in the
-school-house ciphering hard sums. For
-that extraordinary statement he received
-two castigations,&mdash;one at home, that was
-mild, and one from the schoolmaster, who
-was careful to lay the rod upon the boy's
-sliding-place, punishing him, as he jocosely
-called it, on a sliding scale, according to
-the thinness of his pantaloons.</p>
-
-<p>What I liked best at school, however,
-was the study of history, early history, the
-Indian wars. We studied it mostly at
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>
-
-noontime, and we had it illustrated as the
-children nowadays have "object-lessons,"&mdash;though
-our object was not so much to
-have lessons as it was to revive real history.</p>
-
-<p>Back of the school-house rose a round
-hill, upon which tradition said had stood in
-colonial times a block-house, built by the
-settlers for defense against the Indians.
-For the Indians had the idea that the
-whites were not settled enough, and used
-to come nights to settle them with a tomahawk.
-It was called Fort Hill. It was
-very steep on each side, and the river ran
-close by. It was a charming place in summer,
-where one could find laurel, and
-checkerberries, and sassafras roots, and sit
-in the cool breeze, looking at the mountains
-across the river, and listening to the
-murmur of the Deerfield. The Methodists
-built a meeting-house there afterwards, but
-the hill was so slippery in winter that the
-aged could not climb it, and the wind raged
-so fiercely that it blew nearly all the young
-Methodists away (many of whom were afterwards
-heard of in the West), and finally
-the meeting-house itself came down into
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>
-
-the valley and grew a steeple, and enjoyed
-itself ever afterwards. It used to be a notion
-in New England that a meeting-house
-ought to stand as near heaven as possible.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="IN_SCHOOL"></a>
-<img src="images/i_016.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">IN SCHOOL</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>The boys at our school divided themselves
-into two parties; one was the Early
-Settlers and the other the Pequots, the
-latter the most numerous. The Early Settlers
-built a snow fort on the hill, and a
-strong fortress it was, constructed of snowballs
-rolled up to a vast size (larger than
-the Cyclopean blocks of stone which form
-the ancient Etruscan walls in Italy), piled
-one upon another, and the whole cemented
-by pouring on water which froze and made
-the walls solid. The Pequots helped the
-whites build it. It had a covered way
-under the snow, through which only could
-it be entered, and it had bastions and towers
-and openings to fire from, and a great many
-other things for which there are no names
-in military books. And it had a glacis and
-a ditch outside.</p>
-
-<p>When it was completed, the Early Settlers,
-leaving the women in the school-house,
-a prey to the Indians, used to retire
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>
-
-into it, and await the attack of the Pequots.
-There was only a handful of the garrison,
-while the Indians were many, and also barbarous.
-It was agreed that they should be
-barbarous. And it was in this light that
-the great question was settled whether a
-boy might snowball with balls that he had
-soaked over night in water and let freeze.
-They were as hard as cobblestones, and if
-a boy should be hit in the head by one of
-them he could not tell whether he was a
-Pequot or an Early Settler. It was considered
-as unfair to use these ice-balls in
-an open fight, as it is to use poisoned ammunition
-in real war. But as the whites
-were protected by the fort, and the Indians
-were treacherous by nature, it was decided
-that the latter might use the hard missiles.</p>
-
-<p>The Pequots used to come swarming up
-the hill, with hideous war-whoops, attacking
-the fort on all sides with great noise and a
-shower of balls. The garrison replied with
-yells of defiance and well-directed shots,
-hurling back the invaders when they attempted
-to scale the walls. The Settlers
-had the advantage of position, but they
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span>
-
-were sometimes overpowered by numbers,
-and would often have had to surrender
-but for the ringing of the school-bell. The
-Pequots were in great fear of the school-bell.</p>
-
-<p>I do not remember that the whites ever
-hauled down their flag and surrendered voluntarily;
-but once or twice the fort was
-carried by storm and the garrison were massacred
-to a boy, and thrown out of the fortress,
-having been first scalped. To take a
-boy's cap was to scalp him, and after that
-he was dead, if he played fair. There were
-a great many hard hits given and taken, but
-always cheerfully, for it was in the cause of
-our early history. The history of Greece
-and Rome was stuff compared to this. And
-we had many boys in our school who could
-imitate the Indian war-whoop enough better
-than they could scan <i>arma, virumque cano</i>.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="XII" id="XII"></a>XII</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">THE LONELY FARM-HOUSE</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">The</span> winter evenings of the farmer-boy
-in New England used not to be so gay as
-to tire him of the pleasures of life before
-he became of age. A remote farm-house,
-standing a little off the road, banked up
-with sawdust and earth to keep the frost
-out of the cellar, blockaded with snow, and
-flying a blue flag of smoke from its chimney,
-looks like a besieged fort. On cold
-and stormy winter nights, to the traveler
-wearily dragging along in his creaking
-sleigh, the light from its windows suggests
-a house of refuge and the cheer of a blazing
-fire. But it is no less a fort, into which
-the family retire when the New England
-winter on the hills really sets in.</p>
-
-<p>The boy is an important part of the garrison.
-He is not only one of the best
-means of communicating with the outer
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span>
-
-world, but he furnishes half the entertainment
-and takes two thirds of the scolding
-of the family circle. A farm would come
-to grief without a boy on it, but it is impossible
-to think of a farm-house without a
-boy in it.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="A_REMOTE_FARMHOUSE"></a>
-<img src="images/i_017.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">A REMOTE FARM-HOUSE</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>"That boy" brings life into the house;
-his tracks are to be seen everywhere, he
-leaves all the doors open, he hasn't half
-filled the wood-box, he makes noise enough
-to wake the dead; or he is in a brown-study
-by the fire and cannot be stirred, or he
-has fastened a grip upon some Crusoe book
-which cannot easily be shaken off. I suppose
-that the farmer-boy's evenings are not
-now what they used to be; that he has
-more books, and less to do, and is not half
-so good a boy as formerly, when he used to
-think the almanac was pretty lively reading,
-and the comic almanac, if he could get hold
-of that, was a supreme delight.</p>
-
-<p>Of course he had the evenings to himself
-after he had done the "chores" at the
-barn, brought in the wood and piled it high
-in the box, ready to be heaped upon the
-great open fire. It was nearly dark when
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span>
-
-he came from school (with its continuation
-of snowballing and sliding), and he always
-had an agreeable time stumbling and fumbling
-around in barn and woodhouse in the
-waning light.</p>
-
-<p>John used to say that he supposed nobody
-would do his "chores" if he did not
-get home till midnight; and he was never
-contradicted. Whatever happened to him,
-and whatever length of days or sort of
-weather was produced by the almanac, the
-cardinal rule was that he should be at home
-before dark.</p>
-
-<p>John used to imagine what people did
-in the dark ages, and wonder sometimes
-whether he wasn't still in them.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, John had nothing to do all
-the evening, after his "chores,"&mdash;except
-little things. While he drew his chair up
-to the table in order to get the full radiance
-of the tallow candle on his slate or his book,
-the women of the house also sat by the
-table knitting and sewing. The head of
-the house sat in his chair, tipped back
-against the chimney; the hired man was
-in danger of burning his boots in the fire.
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span>
-
-John might be deep in the excitement of a
-bear story, or be hard at writing a "composition"
-on his greasy slate; but, whatever
-he was doing, he was the only one who
-could always be interrupted. It was he
-who must snuff the candles, and put on a
-stick of wood, and toast the cheese, and
-turn the apples, and crack the nuts. He
-knew where the fox-and-geese board was,
-and he could find the twelve-men-Morris.
-Considering that he was expected to go to
-bed at eight o'clock, one would say that
-the opportunity for study was not great,
-and that his reading was rather interrupted.
-There seemed to be always something for
-him to do, even when all the rest of the
-family came as near being idle as is ever
-possible in a New England household.</p>
-
-<p>No wonder that John was not sleepy at
-eight o'clock: he had been flying about
-while the others had been yawning before
-the fire. He would like to sit up just to
-see how much more solemn and stupid it
-would become as the night went on; he
-wanted to tinker his skates, to mend his
-sled, to finish that chapter. Why should
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span>
-
-he go away from that bright blaze, and the
-company that sat in its radiance, to the cold
-and solitude of his chamber? Why didn't
-the people who were sleepy go to bed?</p>
-
-<p>How lonesome the old house was; how
-cold it was, away from that great central
-fire in the heart of it; how its timbers
-creaked as if in the contracting pinch of
-the frost; what a rattling there was of windows,
-what a concerted attack upon the
-clapboards; how the floors squeaked, and
-what gusts from round corners came to
-snatch the feeble flame of the candle from
-the boy's hand! How he shivered, as he
-paused at the staircase window to look out
-upon the great fields of snow, upon the
-stripped forest, through which he could
-hear the wind raving in a kind of fury, and
-up at the black flying clouds, amid which
-the young moon was dashing and driven on
-like a frail shallop at sea! And his teeth
-chattered more than ever when he got into
-the icy sheets, and drew himself up into a
-ball in his flannel nightgown, like a fox in
-his hole.</p>
-
-<p>For a little time he could hear the noises
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span>
-
-downstairs, and an occasional laugh; he
-could guess that now they were having
-cider, and now apples were going round;
-and he could feel the wind tugging at the
-house, even sometimes shaking the bed.
-But this did not last long. He soon went
-away into a country he always delighted to
-be in; a calm place where the wind never
-blew, and no one dictated the time of going
-to bed to any one else. I like to think of
-him sleeping there, in such rude surroundings,
-ingenuous, innocent, mischievous, with
-no thought of the buffeting he is to get
-from a world that has a good many worse
-places for a boy than the hearth of an old
-farm-house, and the sweet though undemonstrative
-affection of its family life.</p>
-
-<p>But there were other evenings in the
-boy's life that were different from these at
-home, and one of them he will never forget.
-It opened a new world to John, and set him
-into a great flutter. It produced a revolution
-in his mind in regard to neckties; it
-made him wonder if greased boots were
-quite the thing compared with blacked
-boots; and he wished he had a long looking-glass,
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span>
-
-so that he could see, as he walked
-away from it, what was the effect of round
-patches on the portion of his trousers he
-could not see except in a mirror; and if
-patches were quite stylish, even on everyday
-trousers. And he began to be very
-much troubled about the parting of his
-hair, and how to find out on which side was
-the natural part.</p>
-
-<p>The evening to which I refer was that of
-John's first party. He knew the girls at
-school, and he was interested in some of
-them with a different interest from that he
-took in the boys. He never wanted to
-"take it out" with one of them, for an insult,
-in a stand-up fight, and he instinctively
-softened a boy's natural rudeness when he
-was with them. He would help a timid
-little girl to stand erect and slide; he would
-draw her on his sled, till his hands were
-stiff with cold, without a murmur; he would
-generously give her red apples into which
-he longed to set his own sharp teeth; and
-he would cut in two his lead-pencil for a
-girl, when he would not for a boy. Had he
-not some of the beautiful auburn tresses of
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span>
-
-Cynthia Rudd in his skate, spruce-gum, and
-wintergreen box at home? And yet the
-grand sentiment of life was little awakened
-in John. He liked best to be with boys,
-and their rough play suited him better than
-the amusements of the shrinking, fluttering,
-timid, and sensitive little girls. John
-had not learned then that a spider-web is
-stronger than a cable; or that a pretty little
-girl could turn him round her finger a great
-deal easier than a big bully of a boy could
-make him cry "enough."</p>
-
-<p>John had indeed been at spelling-schools,
-and had accomplished the feat of "going
-home with a girl" afterwards; and he had
-been growing into the habit of looking
-around in meeting on Sunday, and noticing
-how Cynthia was dressed, and not enjoying
-the service quite as much if Cynthia was
-absent as when she was present. But there
-was very little sentiment in all this, and nothing
-whatever to make John blush at hearing
-her name.</p>
-
-<p>But now John was invited to a regular
-party. There was the invitation, in a three-cornered
-billet, sealed with a transparent
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span>
-
-wafer: "Miss C. Rudd requests the pleasure
-of the company of," etc., all in blue
-ink, and the finest kind of pin-scratching
-writing. What a precious document it was
-to John! It even exhaled a faint sort of
-perfume, whether of lavender or caraway-seed
-he could not tell. He read it over a
-hundred times, and showed it confidentially
-to his favorite cousin, who had beaux of
-her own, and had even "sat up" with them
-in the parlor. And from this sympathetic
-cousin John got advice as to what he should
-wear and how he should conduct himself at
-the party.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="XIII" id="XIII"></a>XIII</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">JOHN'S FIRST PARTY</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">It</span> turned out that John did not go after
-all to Cynthia Rudd's party, having broken
-through the ice on the river when he was
-skating that day, and, as the boy who pulled
-him out said, "come within an inch of his
-life." But he took care not to tumble into
-anything that should keep him from the
-next party, which was given with due formality
-by Melinda Mayhew.</p>
-
-<p>John had been many a time to the house
-of Deacon Mayhew, and never with any
-hesitation, even if he knew that both the
-deacon's daughters&mdash;Melinda and Sophronia&mdash;were
-at home. The only fear he had
-felt was of the deacon's big dog, who always
-surlily watched him as he came up the tanbark
-walk, and made a rush at him if he
-showed the least sign of wavering. But
-upon the night of the party his courage
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>
-
-vanished, and he thought he would rather
-face all the dogs in town than knock at the
-front door.</p>
-
-<p>The parlor was lighted up, and as John
-stood on the broad flagging before the
-front door, by the lilac-bush, he could hear
-the sound of voices&mdash;girls' voices&mdash;which
-set his heart in a flutter. He could face
-the whole district school of girls without
-flinching,&mdash;he didn't mind 'em in the
-meeting-house in their Sunday best; but
-he began to be conscious that now he was
-passing to a new sphere, where the girls are
-supreme and superior, and he began to feel
-for the first time that he was an awkward
-boy. The girl takes to society as naturally
-as a duckling does to the placid pond, but
-with a semblance of sly timidity; the boy
-plunges in with a great splash, and hides
-his shy awkwardness in noise and commotion.</p>
-
-<p>When John entered, the company had
-nearly all come. He knew them every one,
-and yet there was something about them
-strange and unfamiliar. They were all a
-little afraid of each other, as people are apt
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span>
-
-to be when they are well dressed and met
-together for social purposes in the country.
-To be at a real party was a novel thing for
-most of them, and put a constraint upon
-them which they could not at once overcome.
-Perhaps it was because they were
-in the awful parlor, that carpeted room of
-haircloth furniture, which was so seldom
-opened. Upon the wall hung two certificates
-framed in black,&mdash;one certifying
-that, by the payment of fifty dollars, Deacon
-Mayhew was a life member of the
-American Tract Society; and the other
-that, by a like outlay of bread cast upon
-the waters, his wife was a life member of
-the A. B. C. F. M., a portion of the alphabet
-which has an awful significance to all
-New England childhood. These certificates
-are a sort of receipt in full for charity, and
-are a constant and consoling reminder to
-the farmer that he has discharged his religious
-duties.</p>
-
-<p>There was a fire on the broad hearth,
-and that, with the tallow candles on the
-mantelpiece, made quite an illumination in
-the room, and enabled the boys, who were
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>
-
-mostly on one side of the room, to see the
-girls, who were on the other, quite plainly.
-How sweet and demure the girls looked, to
-be sure! Every boy was thinking if his
-hair was slick, and feeling the full embarrassment
-of his entrance into fashionable
-life. It was queer that these children, who
-were so free everywhere else, should be so
-constrained now, and not know what to do
-with themselves. The shooting of a spark
-out upon the carpet was a great relief, and
-was accompanied by a deal of scrambling
-to throw it back into the fire, and caused
-much giggling. It was only gradually that
-the formality was at all broken, and the
-young people got together and found their
-tongues.</p>
-
-<p>John at length found himself with Cynthia
-Rudd, to his great delight and considerable
-embarrassment, for Cynthia, who
-was older than John, never looked so
-pretty. To his surprise he had nothing to
-say to her. They had always found plenty
-to talk about before, but now nothing that
-he could think of seemed worth saying at a
-party.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>"It is a pleasant evening," said John.</p>
-
-<p>"It is quite so," replied Cynthia.</p>
-
-<p>"Did you come in a cutter?" asked
-John, anxiously.</p>
-
-<p>"No; I walked on the crust, and it was
-perfectly lovely walking," said Cynthia, in
-a burst of confidence.</p>
-
-<p>"Was it slippery?" continued John.</p>
-
-<p>"Not very."</p>
-
-<p>John hoped it would be slippery&mdash;very&mdash;when
-he walked home with Cynthia, as
-he determined to do, but he did not dare to
-say so, and the conversation ran aground
-again. John thought about his dog and his
-sled and his yoke of steers, but he didn't
-see any way to bring them into conversation.
-Had she read the "Swiss Family
-Robinson"? Only a little ways. John said
-it was splendid, and he would lend it to her,
-for which she thanked him, and said, with
-such a sweet expression, she should be so
-glad to have it from him. That was encouraging.</p>
-
-<p>And then John asked Cynthia if she had
-seen Sally Hawkes since the husking at
-their house, when Sally found so many red
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span>
-
-ears; and didn't she think she was a real
-pretty girl?</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, she was right pretty;" and Cynthia
-guessed that Sally knew it pretty well.
-But did John like the color of her eyes?</p>
-
-<p>No; John didn't like the color of her
-eyes exactly.</p>
-
-<p>"Her mouth would be well enough if
-she didn't laugh so much and show her
-teeth."</p>
-
-<p>John said her mouth was her worst feature.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh no," said Cynthia, warmly; "her
-mouth is better than her nose."</p>
-
-<p>John didn't know but it was better than
-her nose, and he should like her looks better
-if her hair wasn't so dreadful black.</p>
-
-<p>But Cynthia, who could afford to be generous
-now, said she liked black hair, and
-she wished hers was dark. Whereupon
-John protested that he liked light hair&mdash;auburn
-hair&mdash;of all things.</p>
-
-<p>And Cynthia said that Sally was a dear,
-good girl, and she didn't believe one word
-of the story that she only really found one
-red ear at the husking that night, and hid
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span>
-
-that and kept pulling it out as if it were a
-new one.</p>
-
-<p>And so the conversation, once started,
-went on as briskly as possible about the
-paring-bee and the spelling-school, and the
-new singing-master who was coming, and
-how Jack Thompson had gone to Northampton
-to be a clerk in a store, and how
-Elvira Reddington, in the geography class
-at school, was asked what was the capital of
-Massachusetts, and had answered "Northampton,"
-and all the school laughed. John
-enjoyed the conversation amazingly, and he
-half wished that he and Cynthia were the
-whole of the party.</p>
-
-<p>But the party had meantime got into
-operation, and the formality was broken up
-when the boys and girls had ventured out
-of the parlor into the more comfortable living-room,
-with its easy-chairs and everyday
-things, and even gone so far as to penetrate
-the kitchen in their frolic. As soon as
-they forgot they were a party, they began
-to enjoy themselves.</p>
-
-<p>But the real pleasure only began with
-the games. The party was nothing without
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span>
-
-the games, and indeed it was made for
-the games. Very likely it was one of the
-timid girls who proposed to play something,
-and when the ice was once broken, the
-whole company went into the business enthusiastically.
-There was no dancing. We
-should hope not. Not in the deacon's
-house; not with the deacon's daughters,
-nor anywhere in this good Puritanic society.
-Dancing was a sin in itself, and no
-one could tell what it would lead to. But
-there was no reason why the boys and girls
-shouldn't come together and kiss each
-other during a whole evening occasionally.
-Kissing was a sign of peace, and was not at
-all like taking hold of hands and skipping
-about to the scraping of a wicked fiddle.</p>
-
-<p>In the games there was a great deal of
-clasping hands, of going round in a circle,
-of passing under each other's elevated
-arms, of singing about my true love, and
-the end was kisses distributed with more
-or less partiality according to the rules of
-the play; but, thank Heaven, there was no
-fiddler. John liked it all, and was quite
-brave about paying all the forfeits imposed
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span>
-
-on him, even to the kissing all the girls in
-the room; but he thought he could have
-amended that by kissing a few of them a
-good many times instead of kissing them
-all once.</p>
-
-<p>But John was destined to have a damper
-put upon his enjoyment. They were playing
-a most fascinating game, in which they
-all stand in a circle and sing a philandering
-song, except one who is in the centre of
-the ring and holds a cushion. At a certain
-word in the song, the one in the centre
-throws the cushion at the feet of some one
-in the ring, indicating thereby the choice
-of a mate, and then the two sweetly kneel
-upon the cushion, like two meek angels,
-and&mdash;and so forth. Then the chosen one
-takes the cushion and the delightful play
-goes on. It is very easy, as it will be seen,
-to learn how to play it. Cynthia was holding
-the cushion, and at the fatal word she
-threw it down,&mdash;not before John, but in
-front of Ephraim Leggett. And they two
-kneeled, and so forth. John was astounded.
-He had never conceived of such perfidy in
-the female heart. He felt like wiping
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span>
-
-Ephraim off the face of the earth, only
-Ephraim was older and bigger than he.
-When it came his turn at length&mdash;thanks
-to a plain little girl for whose admiration he
-didn't care a straw&mdash;he threw the cushion
-down before Melinda Mayhew with all the
-devotion he could muster, and a dagger
-look at Cynthia. And Cynthia's perfidious
-smile only enraged him the more. John
-felt wronged, and worked himself up to
-pass a wretched evening.</p>
-
-<p>When supper came he never went near
-Cynthia, and busied himself in carrying different
-kinds of pie and cake, and red apples
-and cider, to the girls he liked the least.
-He shunned Cynthia, and when he was accidentally
-near her, and she asked him if
-he would get her a glass of cider, he rudely
-told her&mdash;like a goose as he was&mdash;that
-she had better ask Ephraim. That seemed
-to him very smart; but he got more and
-more miserable, and began to feel that he
-was making himself ridiculous.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Girls have a great deal more good sense
-in such matters than boys. Cynthia went
-to John, at length, and asked him simply
-what the matter was. John blushed, and
-said that nothing was the matter. Cynthia
-said that it wouldn't do for two people
-always to be together at a party; and so
-they made up, and John obtained permission
-to "see" Cynthia home.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="GOING_HOME_WITH_CYNTHIA"></a>
-<img src="images/i_018.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">GOING HOME WITH CYNTHIA</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>It was after half past nine when the
-great festivities at the Deacon's broke up,
-and John walked home with Cynthia over
-the shining crust and under the stars. It
-was mostly a silent walk, for this was also
-an occasion when it is difficult to find anything
-fit to say. And John was thinking
-all the way how he should bid Cynthia goodnight;
-whether it would do and whether it
-wouldn't do, this not being a game, and no
-forfeits attaching to it. When they reached
-the gate there was an awkward little pause.
-John said the stars were uncommonly bright.
-Cynthia did not deny it, but waited a minute
-and then turned abruptly away, with
-"Good-night, John!"</p>
-
-<p>"Good-night, Cynthia!"</p>
-
-<p>And the party was over, and Cynthia
-was gone, and John went home in a kind
-of dissatisfaction with himself.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>It was long before he could go to sleep
-for thinking of the new world opened to
-him, and imagining how he would act under
-a hundred different circumstances, and what
-he would say, and what Cynthia would say;
-but a dream at length came, and led him
-away to a great city and a brilliant house;
-and while he was there he heard a loud
-rapping on the under floor, and saw that it
-was daylight.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="XIV" id="XIV"></a>XIV</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">THE SUGAR CAMP</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">I think</span> there is no part of farming the
-boy enjoys more than the making of maple
-sugar; it is better than "blackberrying,"
-and nearly as good as fishing. And one
-reason he likes this work is that somebody
-else does the most of it. It is a sort of
-work in which he can appear to be very
-active and yet not do much.</p>
-
-<p>And it exactly suits the temperament of
-a real boy to be very busy about nothing.
-If the power, for instance, that is expended
-in play by a boy between the ages of eight
-and fourteen could be applied to some industry,
-we should see wonderful results.
-But a boy is like a galvanic battery that is
-not in connection with anything: he generates
-electricity and plays it off into the air
-with the most reckless prodigality. And I,
-for one, wouldn't have it otherwise. It is
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span>
-
-as much a boy's business to play off his
-energies into space as it is for a flower to
-blow, or a catbird to sing snatches of the
-tunes of all the other birds.</p>
-
-<p>In my day, maple-sugar making used to be
-something between picnicking and being
-shipwrecked on a fertile island where one
-should save from the wreck tubs and augers,
-and great kettles and pork, and hen's-eggs
-and rye-and-indian bread, and begin at once
-to lead the sweetest life in the world. I am
-told that it is something different nowadays,
-and that there is more desire to save the
-sap, and make good, pure sugar, and sell it
-for a large price, than there used to be, and
-that the old fun and picturesqueness of the
-business are pretty much gone. I am told
-that it is the custom to carefully collect the
-sap and bring it to the house, where there
-are built brick arches, over which it is
-evaporated in shallow pans; and that pains
-is taken to keep the leaves, sticks, and
-ashes and coals out of it; and that the
-sugar is clarified; and that, in short, it is
-a money-making business, in which there
-is very little fun, and that the boy is not
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span>
-
-allowed to dip his paddle into the kettle
-of boiling sugar and lick off the delicious
-sirup. The prohibition may improve the
-sugar, but it is cruel to the boy.</p>
-
-<p>As I remember the New England boy
-(and I am very intimate with one), he used
-to be on the <i>qui vive</i> in the spring for the
-sap to begin running. I think he discovered
-it as soon as anybody. Perhaps he
-knew it by a feeling of something starting
-in his own veins,&mdash;a sort of spring stir in
-his legs and arms, which tempted him to
-stand on his head, or throw a handspring,
-if he could find a spot of ground from which
-the snow had melted. The sap stirs early
-in the legs of a country boy, and shows
-itself in uneasiness in the toes, which get
-tired of boots, and want to come out and
-touch the soil just as soon as the sun has
-warmed it a little. The country boy goes
-barefoot just as naturally as the trees burst
-their buds, which were packed and varnished
-over in the fall to keep the water and the
-frost out. Perhaps the boy has been out
-digging into the maple-trees with his jack-knife;
-at any rate, he is pretty sure to announce
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span>
-
-the discovery as he comes running
-into the house in a great state of excitement&mdash;as
-if he had heard a hen cackle in the
-barn&mdash;with, "Sap's runnin'!"</p>
-
-<p>And then, indeed, the stir and excitement
-begin. The sap-buckets, which have been
-stored in the garret over the woodhouse,
-and which the boy has occasionally climbed
-up to look at with another boy, for they
-are full of sweet suggestions of the annual
-spring frolic,&mdash;the sap-buckets are brought
-down and set out on the south side of the
-house and scalded. The snow is still a foot
-or two feet deep in the woods, and the
-ox-sled is got out to make a road to the
-sugar camp, and the campaign begins. The
-boy is everywhere present, superintending
-everything, asking questions, and filled with
-a desire to help the excitement.</p>
-
-<p>It is a great day when the cart is loaded
-with the buckets and the procession starts
-into the woods. The sun shines almost
-unobstructedly into the forest, for there
-are only naked branches to bar it; the snow
-is soft and beginning to sink down, leaving
-the young bushes spindling up everywhere;
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span>
-the snow-birds are twittering about, and
-the noise of shouting and of the blows of
-the axe echoes far and wide. This is
-spring, and the boy can scarcely contain
-his delight that his outdoor life is about to
-begin again.</p>
-
-<p>In the first place the men go about and
-tap the trees, drive in the spouts, and hang
-the buckets under. The boy watches all
-these operations with the greatest interest.
-He wishes that some time when a hole is
-bored in a tree that the sap would spout
-out in a stream as it does when a cider-barrel
-is tapped; but it never does, it only
-drops, sometimes almost in a stream, but
-on the whole slowly, and the boy learns
-that the sweet things of the world have to
-be patiently waited for, and do not usually
-come otherwise than drop by drop.</p>
-
-<p>Then the camp is to be cleared of snow.
-The shanty is re-covered with boughs. In
-front of it two enormous logs are rolled
-nearly together, and a fire is built between
-them. Forked sticks are set at each end,
-and a long pole is laid on them, and on this
-are hung the great caldron kettles. The
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span>
-
-huge hogsheads are turned right side up,
-and cleaned out to receive the sap that is
-gathered. And now, if there is a good
-"sap run," the establishment is under full
-headway.</p>
-
-<p>The great fire that is kindled up is never
-let out, night or day, as long as the season
-lasts. Somebody is always cutting wood
-to feed it; somebody is busy most of the
-time gathering in the sap; somebody is required
-to watch the kettles that they do
-not boil over, and to fill them. It is not
-the boy, however; he is too busy with
-things in general to be of any use in details.
-He has his own little sap-yoke and small
-pails, with which he gathers the sweet
-liquid. He has a little boiling-place of his
-own, with small logs and a tiny kettle. In
-the great kettles the boiling goes on slowly,
-and the liquid, as it thickens, is dipped from
-one to another, until in the end kettle it
-is reduced to sirup, and is taken out to
-cool and settle, until enough is made to
-"sugar off." To "sugar off" is to boil the
-sirup until it is thick enough to crystallize
-into sugar. This is the grand event,
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span>
-
-and it is only done once in two or three
-days.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="A_YOUNG_SUGARMAKER"></a>
-<img src="images/i_019.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">A YOUNG SUGAR-MAKER</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>But the boy's desire is to "sugar off"
-perpetually. He boils his kettle down as
-rapidly as possible; he is not particular
-about chips, scum, or ashes; he is apt to
-burn his sugar; but if he can get enough
-to make a little wax on the snow, or to
-scrape from the bottom of the kettle with
-his wooden paddle, he is happy. A good
-deal is wasted on his hands and the outside
-of his face and on his clothes, but he does
-not care; he is not stingy.</p>
-
-<p>To watch the operations of the big fire
-gives him constant pleasure. Sometimes
-he is left to watch the boiling kettles, with
-a piece of pork tied on the end of a stick,
-which he dips into the boiling mass when
-it threatens to go over. He is constantly
-tasting of it, however, to see if it is not
-almost sirup. He has a long round stick,
-whittled smooth at one end, which he uses
-for this purpose, at the constant risk of
-burning his tongue. The smoke blows in
-his face; he is grimy with ashes; he is
-altogether such a mass of dirt, stickiness,
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span>
-
-and sweetness, that his own mother
-wouldn't know him.</p>
-
-<p>He likes to boil eggs with the hired man
-in the hot sap; he likes to roast potatoes
-in the ashes, and he would live in the camp
-day and night if he were permitted. Some
-of the hired men sleep in the bough shanty
-and keep the fire blazing all night. To
-sleep there with them, and awake in the
-night and hear the wind in the trees, and
-see the sparks fly up to the sky, is a perfect
-realization of all the stories of adventures
-he has ever read. He tells the other boys
-afterwards that he heard something in the
-night that sounded very much like a bear.
-The hired man says that he was very much
-scared by the hooting of an owl.</p>
-
-<p>The great occasions for the boy, though,
-are the times of "sugaring off." Sometimes
-this used to be done in the evening, and
-it was made the excuse for a frolic in the
-camp. The neighbors were invited; sometimes
-even the pretty girls from the village,
-who filled all the woods with their sweet
-voices and merry laughter and little affectations
-of fright. The white snow still lies
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span>
-
-on all the ground except the warm spot
-about the camp. The tree branches all
-show distinctly in the light of the fire,
-which sends its ruddy glare far into the
-darkness, and lights up the bough shanty,
-the hogsheads, the buckets on the trees,
-and the group about the boiling kettles,
-until the scene is like something taken out
-of a fairy play. If Rembrandt could have
-seen a sugar party in a New England wood,
-he would have made out of its strong contrasts
-of light and shade one of the finest
-pictures in the world. But Rembrandt was
-not born in Massachusetts; people hardly
-ever do know where to be born until it is
-too late. Being born in the right place is a
-thing that has been very much neglected.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="WATCHING_THE_KETTLES"></a>
-<img src="images/i_020.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">WATCHING THE KETTLES</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>At these sugar parties every one was
-expected to eat as much sugar as possible;
-and those who are practiced in it can eat a
-great deal. It is a peculiarity about eating
-warm maple-sugar that, though you may eat
-so much of it one day as to be sick and
-loathe the thought of it, you will want it the
-next day more than ever. At the "sugaring
-off" they used to pour the hot sugar
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span>
-
-upon the snow, where it congealed, without
-crystallizing, into a sort of wax, which I do
-suppose is the most delicious substance
-that was ever invented. And it takes a
-great while to eat it. If one should close
-his teeth firmly on a ball of it, he would be
-unable to open his mouth until it dissolved.
-The sensation while it is melting is very
-pleasant, but one cannot converse.</p>
-
-<p>The boy used to make a big lump of it
-and give it to the dog, who seized it with
-great avidity, and closed his jaws on it, as
-dogs will on anything. It was funny the
-next moment to see the expression of perfect
-surprise on the dog's face when he
-found that he could not open his jaws. He
-shook his head; he sat down in despair; he
-ran round in a circle; he dashed into the
-woods and back again. He did everything
-except climb a tree and howl. It would
-have been such a relief to him if he could
-have howled! But that was the one thing
-he could not do.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="XV" id="XV"></a>XV</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">THE HEART OF NEW ENGLAND</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">It</span> is a wonder that every New England
-boy does not turn out a poet, or a missionary,
-or a peddler. Most of them used to.
-There is everything in the heart of the New
-England hills to feed the imagination of
-the boy, and excite his longing for strange
-countries. I scarcely know what the subtle
-influence is that forms him and attracts
-him in the most fascinating and aromatic of
-all lands, and yet urges him away from all
-the sweet delights of his home to become a
-roamer in literature and in the world,&mdash;a
-poet and a wanderer. There is something
-in the soil and the pure air, I suspect, that
-promises more romance than is forthcoming,
-that excites the imagination without satisfying
-it, and begets the desire of adventure.
-And the prosaic life of the sweet home does
-not at all correspond to the boy's dreams of
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>
-
-the world. In the good old days, I am told,
-the boys on the coast ran away and became
-sailors; the country boys waited till they
-grew big enough to be missionaries, and
-then they sailed away, and met the coast
-boys in foreign ports.</p>
-
-<p>John used to spend hours in the top of a
-slender hickory-tree that a little detached
-itself from the forest which crowned the
-brow of the steep and lofty pasture behind
-his house. He was sent to make war on
-the bushes that constantly encroached upon
-the pasture land; but John had no hostility
-to any growing thing, and a very little
-bushwhacking satisfied him. When he had
-grubbed up a few laurels and young treesprouts,
-he was wont to retire into his favorite
-post of observation and meditation.
-Perhaps he fancied that the wide-swaying
-stem to which he clung was the mast of a
-ship; that the tossing forest behind him
-was the heaving waves of the sea; and that
-the wind which moaned over the woods and
-murmured in the leaves, and now and then
-sent him a wide circuit in the air, as if he
-had been a blackbird on the tiptop of a
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span>
-
-spruce, was an ocean gale. What life and
-action and heroism there was to him in the
-multitudinous roar of the forest, and what
-an eternity of existence in the monologue
-of the river which brawled far, far below
-him over its wide stony bed! How the
-river sparkled and danced and went on&mdash;now
-in a smooth amber current, now fretted
-by the pebbles, but always with that continuous
-busy song! John never knew that
-noise to cease, and he doubted not if he
-stayed here a thousand years that same
-loud murmur would fill the air.</p>
-
-<p>On it went, under the wide spans of the
-old wooden, covered bridge, swirling around
-the great rocks on which the piers stood,
-spreading away below in shallows, and taking
-the shadows of a row of maples that
-lined the green shore. Save this roar, no
-sound reached him, except now and then
-the rumble of a wagon on the bridge, or
-the muffled, far-off voices of some chance
-passers on the road. Seen from this high
-perch, the familiar village, sending its
-brown roofs and white spires up through
-the green foliage, had a strange aspect, and
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span>
-
-was like some town in a book, say a village
-nestled in the Swiss mountains, or something
-in Bohemia. And there, beyond the
-purple hills of Bozrah, and not so far as the
-stony pastures of Zoar, whither John had
-helped drive the colts and young stock in
-the spring, might be perhaps Jerusalem itself.
-John had himself once been to the
-land of Canaan with his grandfather, when
-he was a very small boy; and he had once
-seen an actual, no-mistake Jew, a mysterious
-person, with uncut beard and long
-hair, who sold scythe-snaths in that region,
-and about whom there was a rumor that he
-was once caught and shaved by the indignant
-farmers, who apprehended in his long
-locks a contempt of the Christian religion.
-Oh, the world had vast possibilities for
-John. Away to the south, up a vast basin
-of forest, there was a notch in the horizon
-and an opening in the line of woods, where
-the road ran. Through this opening John
-imagined an army might appear, perhaps
-British, perhaps Turks, and banners of red
-and of yellow advance, and a cannon wheel
-about and point its long nose and open on
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span>
-
-the valley. He fancied the army, after this
-salute, winding down the mountain road,
-deploying in the meadows, and giving the
-valley to pillage and to flame. In which
-event his position would be an excellent
-one for observation and for safety. While
-he was in the height of this engagement,
-perhaps the horn would be blown from the
-back porch, reminding him that it was time
-to quit cutting brush and go for the cows.
-As if there were no better use for a warrior
-and a poet in New England than to send
-him for the cows!</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="THE_VILLAGE_FROM_THE_HILL"></a>
-<img src="images/i_021.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">THE VILLAGE FROM THE HILL</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>John knew a boy&mdash;a bad enough boy, I
-dare say&mdash;who afterwards became a general
-in the war, and went to Congress and
-got to be a real governor, who used also to be
-sent to cut brush in the back pastures, and
-hated it in his very soul; and by his wrong
-conduct forecast what kind of a man he
-would be. This boy, as soon as he had
-cut about one brush, would seek for one of
-several holes in the ground (and he was familiar
-with several), in which lived a white-and-black
-animal that must always be nameless
-in a book, but an animal quite capable
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span>
-
-of the most pungent defense of himself.
-This young aspirant to Congress would cut
-a long stick, with a little crotch in the end
-of it, and run it into the hole; and when
-the crotch was punched into the fur and
-skin of the animal, he would twist the stick
-round till it got a good grip on the skin,
-and then he would pull the beast out; and
-when he got the white-and-black just out of
-the hole so that his dog could seize him,
-the boy would take to his heels, and leave
-the two to fight it out, content to scent the
-battle afar off. And this boy, who was in
-training for public life, would do this sort
-of thing all the afternoon; and when the
-sun told him that he had spent long enough
-time cutting brush, he would industriously
-go home as innocent as anybody. There
-are few such boys as this nowadays; and
-that is the reason why the New England
-pastures are so much overgrown with
-brush.</p>
-
-<p>John himself preferred to hunt the pugnacious
-woodchuck. He bore a special
-grudge against this clover-eater, beyond
-the usual hostility that boys feel for any
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span>
-
-wild animal. One day on his way to school
-a woodchuck crossed the road before him,
-and John gave chase. The woodchuck
-scrambled into an orchard and climbed
-a small apple-tree. John thought this a
-most cowardly and unfair retreat, and stood
-under the tree and taunted the animal
-and stoned it. Thereupon the woodchuck
-dropped down on John and seized him by
-the leg of his trousers. John was both enraged
-and scared by this dastardly attack;
-the teeth of the enemy went through the
-cloth and met; and there he hung. John
-then made a pivot of one leg and whirled
-himself around, swinging the woodchuck in
-the air, until he shook him off; but in his
-departure the woodchuck carried away a
-large piece of John's summer trousers leg.
-The boy never forgot it. And whenever
-he had a holiday he used to expend an
-amount of labor and ingenuity in the pursuit
-of woodchucks that would have made
-his fortune in any useful pursuit. There
-was a hill-pasture, down on one side of
-which ran a small brook, and this pasture
-was full of woodchuck-holes. It required
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span>
-
-the assistance of several boys to capture a
-woodchuck. It was first necessary by patient
-watching to ascertain that the woodchuck
-was at home. When one was seen
-to enter his burrow, then all the entries to
-it except one&mdash;there are usually three&mdash;were
-plugged up with stones. A boy and
-a dog were then left to watch the open
-hole, while John and his comrades went to
-the brook and began to dig a canal, to turn
-the water into the residence of the woodchuck.
-This was often a difficult feat of
-engineering and a long job. Often it took
-more than half a day of hard labor with
-shovel and hoe to dig the canal. But when
-the canal was finished, and the water began
-to pour into the hole, the excitement began.
-How long would it take to fill the hole and
-drown out the woodchuck? Sometimes it
-seemed as if the hole were a bottomless pit.
-But sooner or later the water would rise in
-it, and then there was sure to be seen the
-nose of the woodchuck, keeping itself on
-a level with the rising flood. It was piteous
-to see the anxious look of the hunted,
-half-drowned creature as it came to the surface
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>
-
-and caught sight of the dog. There
-the dog stood, at the mouth of the hole,
-quivering with excitement from his nose to
-the tip of his tail, and behind him were the
-cruel boys dancing with joy and setting the
-dog on. The poor creature would disappear
-in the water in terror; but he must
-breathe, and out would come his nose again,
-nearer the dog each time. At last the
-water ran out of the hole as well as in, and
-the soaked beast came with it, and made a
-desperate rush. But in a trice the dog had
-him, and the boys stood off in a circle, with
-stones in their hands, to see what they
-called "fair play." They maintained perfect
-"neutrality" so long as the dog was
-getting the best of the woodchuck; but if
-the latter was likely to escape, they "interfered"
-in the interest of peace and the
-"balance of power," and killed the woodchuck.
-This is a boy's notion of justice;
-of course he'd no business to be a woodchuck,&mdash;an
-"unspeakable woodchuck."</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="TREEING_A_WOODCHUCK"></a>
-<img src="images/i_022.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">TREEING A WOODCHUCK</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>I used the word "aromatic" in relation
-to the New England soil. John knew very
-well all its sweet, aromatic, pungent, and
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span>
-
-medicinal products, and liked to search for
-the scented herbs and the wild fruits and
-exquisite flowers; but he did not then
-know, and few do know, that there is no
-part of the globe where the subtle chemistry
-of the earth produces more that is
-agreeable to the senses than a New England
-hill-pasture and the green meadow at
-its foot. The poets have succeeded in
-turning our attention from it to the comparatively
-barren Orient as the land of
-sweet-smelling spices and odorous gums.
-And it is indeed a constant surprise that this
-poor and stony soil elaborates and grows so
-many delicate and aromatic products.</p>
-
-<p>John, it is true, did not care much for
-anything that did not appeal to his taste and
-smell and delight in brilliant color; and he
-trod down the exquisite ferns and the wonderful
-mosses without compunction. But
-he gathered from the crevices of the rocks
-the columbine and the eglantine and the
-blue harebell; he picked the high-flavored
-alpine strawberry, the blueberry, the boxberry,
-wild currants and gooseberries and
-fox-grapes; he brought home armfuls of
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span>
-
-the pink-and-white laurel and the wild
-honeysuckle; he dug the roots of the fragrant
-sassafras and of the sweet-flag; he
-ate the tender leaves of the wintergreen
-and its red berries; he gathered the peppermint
-and the spearmint; he gnawed the
-twigs of the black birch; there was a stout
-fern which he called "brake," which he
-pulled up, and found that the soft end
-"tasted good;" he dug the amber gum
-from the spruce-tree, and liked to smell,
-though he could not chew, the gum of the
-wild cherry; it was his melancholy duty to
-bring home such medicinal herbs for the
-garret as the goldthread, the tansy, and the
-loathsome "boneset;" and he laid in for
-the winter, like a squirrel, stores of beech-nuts,
-hazel-nuts, hickory-nuts, chestnuts,
-and butternuts. But that which lives most
-vividly in his memory and most strongly
-draws him back to the New England hills
-is the aromatic sweet-fern: he likes to eat
-its spicy seeds, and to crush in his hands its
-fragrant leaves; their odor is the unique
-essence of New England.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="XVI" id="XVI"></a>XVI</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">JOHN'S REVIVAL</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">The</span> New England country boy of the
-last generation never heard of Christmas.</p>
-
-<p>There was no such day in his calendar.
-If John ever came across it in his reading,
-he attached no meaning to the word.</p>
-
-<p>If his curiosity had been aroused, and he
-had asked his elders about it, he might have
-got the dim impression that it was a kind of
-Popish holiday, the celebration of which
-was about as wicked as "card-playing," or
-being a "democrat." John knew a couple
-of desperately bad boys who were reported
-to play "seven-up" in a barn, on the hay-mow,
-and the enormity of this practice
-made him shudder. He had once seen
-a pack of greasy "playing-cards," and it
-seemed to him to contain the quintessence
-of sin. If he had desired to defy all Divine
-law and outrage all human society, he felt
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span>
-
-that he could do it by shuffling them.
-And he was quite right. The two bad boys
-enjoyed in stealth their scandalous pastime,
-because they knew it was the most wicked
-thing they could do. If it had been as sinless
-as playing marbles, they wouldn't have
-cared for it. John sometimes drove past
-a brown, tumble-down farm-house, whose
-shiftless inhabitants, it was said, were card-playing
-people; and it is impossible to describe
-how wicked that house appeared
-to John. He almost expected to see its
-shingles stand on end. In the old New
-England, one could not in any other way
-so express his contempt of all holy and orderly
-life as by playing cards for amusement.</p>
-
-<p>There was no element of Christmas in
-John's life, any more than there was of
-Easter, and probably nobody about him
-could have explained Easter; and he escaped
-all the demoralization attending Christmas
-gifts. Indeed, he never had any presents
-of any kind, either on his birthday or any
-other day. He expected nothing that he
-did not earn, or make in the way of "trade"
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span>
-
-with another boy. He was taught to work
-for what he received. He even earned, as
-I said, the extra holidays of the day after
-the "Fourth" and the day after Thanksgiving.
-Of the free grace and gifts of
-Christmas he had no conception. The single
-and melancholy association he had with
-it was the quaking hymn which his grandfather
-used to sing in a cracked and quavering
-voice,&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
- <div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="indent5">"While shepherds watched their flocks by night,</div>
- <div class="indent8">All seated on the ground."</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>The "glory" that "shone around" at the
-end of it&mdash;the doleful voice always repeating,
-"and glory shone around"&mdash;made
-John as miserable as "Hark! from the
-tombs." It was all one dreary expectation
-of something uncomfortable. It was, in
-short, "religion." You'd got to have it
-some time; that John believed. But it
-lay in his unthinking mind to put off the
-"Hark! from the tombs" enjoyment as
-long as possible. He experienced a kind of
-delightful wickedness in indulging his dislike
-of hymns and of Sunday.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="LOOKING_FOR_FROGS"></a>
-<img src="images/i_023.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">LOOKING FOR FROGS</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>John was not a model boy, but I cannot
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span>
-
-exactly define in what his wickedness consisted.
-He had no inclination to steal, nor
-much to lie; and he despised "meanness"
-and stinginess, and had a chivalrous feeling
-toward little girls. Probably it never
-occurred to him that there was any virtue
-in not stealing and lying, for honesty and
-veracity were in the atmosphere about him.
-He hated work, and he "got mad" easily;
-but he did work, and he was always ashamed
-when he was over his fit of passion. In
-short, you couldn't find a much better
-wicked boy than John.</p>
-
-<p>When the "revival" came, therefore,
-one summer, John was in a quandary.
-Sunday meeting and Sunday school he
-didn't mind; they were a part of regular
-life, and only temporarily interrupted a
-boy's pleasures. But when there began to
-be evening meetings at the different houses,
-a new element came into affairs. There
-was a kind of solemnity over the community,
-and a seriousness in all faces. At
-first these twilight assemblies offered a little
-relief to the monotony of farm-life; and
-John liked to meet the boys and girls, and
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span>
-
-to watch the older people coming in, dressed
-in their second best. I think John's imagination
-was worked upon by the sweet and
-mournful hymns that were discordantly
-sung in the stiff old parlors. There was a
-suggestion of Sunday, and sanctity too, in
-the odor of caraway-seed that pervaded the
-room. The windows were wide open also,
-and the scent of June roses came in with
-all the languishing sounds of a summer
-night. All the little boys had a scared
-look, but the little girls were never so
-pretty and demure as in this their susceptible
-seriousness. If John saw a boy who
-did not come to the evening meeting, but
-was wandering off with his sling down the
-meadow, looking for frogs, maybe, that boy
-seemed to him a monster of wickedness.</p>
-
-<p>After a time, as the meetings continued,
-John fell also under the general impression
-of fright and seriousness. All the talk was
-of "getting religion," and he heard over and
-over again that the probability was, if he
-did not get it now he never would. The
-chance did not come often, and, if this offer
-was not improved, John would be given
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span>
-
-over to hardness of heart. His obstinacy
-would show that he was not one of the
-elect. John fancied that he could feel his
-heart hardening, and he began to look with
-a wistful anxiety into the faces of the Christians
-to see what were the visible signs of
-being one of the elect. John put on a
-good deal of a manner that he "didn't
-care," and he never admitted his disquiet
-by asking any questions or standing up in
-meeting to be prayed for. But he did care.
-He heard all the time that all he had to do
-was to repent and believe. But there was
-nothing that he doubted, and he was perfectly
-willing to repent if he could think of
-anything to repent of.</p>
-
-<p>It was essential, he learned, that he
-should have a "conviction of sin." This he
-earnestly tried to have. Other people, no
-better than he, had it, and he wondered
-why he couldn't have it. Boys and girls
-whom he knew were "under conviction,"
-and John began to feel not only panicky
-but lonesome. Cynthia Rudd had been
-anxious for days and days, and not able to
-sleep at night, but now she had given herself
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>
-
-up and found peace. There was a kind
-of radiance in her face that struck John
-with awe, and he felt that now there was
-a great gulf between him and Cynthia.
-Everybody was going away from him, and
-his heart was getting harder than ever.
-He couldn't feel wicked, all he could do.
-And there was Ed Bates, his intimate
-friend, though older than he, a "whaling,"
-noisy kind of boy, who was under conviction
-and sure he was going to be lost. How
-John envied him! And, pretty soon, Ed
-"experienced religion." John anxiously
-watched the change in Ed's face when he
-became one of the elect. And a change
-there was. And John wondered about
-another thing. Ed Bates used to go trout-fishing,
-with a tremendously long pole, in a
-meadow-brook near the river; and when
-the trout didn't bite right off Ed would
-"get mad," and as soon as one took hold
-he would give an awful jerk, sending the
-fish more than three hundred feet into the
-air and landing it in the bushes the other
-side of the meadow, crying out, "Gul darn
-ye, I'll learn ye." And John wondered if
-Ed would take the little trout out any more
-gently now.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="TROUT_FISHING"></a>
-<img src="images/i_024.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">TROUT FISHING</div>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>John felt more and more lonesome as
-one after another of his playmates came
-out and made a profession. Cynthia (she
-too was older than John) sat on Sunday
-in the singers' seat; her voice, which was
-going to be a contralto, had a wonderful
-pathos in it for him, and he heard it with a
-heartache. "There she is," thought John,
-"singing away like an angel in heaven, and
-I am left out." During all his after life
-a contralto voice was to John one of his
-most bitter and heart-wringing pleasures.
-It suggested the immaculate scornful, the
-melancholy unattainable.</p>
-
-<p>If ever a boy honestly tried to work himself
-into a conviction of sin, John tried.
-And what made him miserable was that
-he couldn't feel miserable when everybody
-else was miserable. He even began to
-pretend to be so. He put on a serious and
-anxious look like the others. He pretended
-he didn't care for play; he refrained from
-chasing chipmunks and snaring suckers;
-the songs of birds and the bright vivacity
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span>
-
-of the summer time that used to make him
-turn hand-springs smote him as a discordant
-levity. He was not a hypocrite at all,
-and he was getting to be alarmed that he
-was not alarmed at himself. Every day
-and night he heard that the spirit of the
-Lord would probably soon quit striving
-with him, and leave him out. The phrase
-was that he would "grieve away the Holy
-Spirit." John wondered if he was not doing
-it. He did everything to put himself
-in the way of conviction, was constant at
-the evening meetings, wore a grave face,
-refrained from play, and tried to feel anxious.
-At length he concluded that he
-must do something.</p>
-
-<p>One night as he walked home from a
-solemn meeting, at which several of his
-little playmates had "come forward," he
-felt that he could force the crisis. He was
-alone on the sandy road: it was an enchanting
-summer night; the stars danced
-overhead, and by his side the broad and
-shallow river ran over its stony bed with a
-loud but soothing murmur that filled all the
-air with entreaty, John did not then know
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span>
-
-that it sang, "But I go on forever," yet
-there was in it for him something of the
-solemn flow of the eternal world. When
-he came in sight of the house, he knelt
-down in the dust by a pile of rails and
-prayed. He prayed that he might feel bad,
-and be distressed about himself. As he
-prayed he heard distinctly, and yet not as
-a disturbance, the multitudinous croaking
-of the frogs by the meadow-spring. It was
-not discordant with his thoughts; it had in
-it a melancholy pathos, as if it were a kind
-of call to the unconverted. What is there
-in this sound that suggests the tenderness
-of spring, the despair of a summer night,
-the desolateness of young love? Years
-after it happened to John to be at twilight
-at a railway station on the edge of the Ravenna
-marshes. A little way over the
-purple plain he saw the darkening towers
-and heard "the sweet bells of Imola."
-The Holy Pontiff Pius IX. was born at
-Imola, and passed his boyhood in that
-serene and moist region. As the train
-waited, John heard from miles of marshes
-round about the evening song of millions
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span>
-
-of frogs, louder and more melancholy and
-entreating than the vesper call of the bells.
-And instantly his mind went back&mdash;for
-the association of sound is as subtle as that
-of odor&mdash;to the prayer, years ago, by the
-roadside and the plaintive appeal of the unheeded
-frogs, and he wondered if the little
-Pope had not heard the like importunity,
-and perhaps, when he thought of himself
-as a little Pope, associated his conversion
-with this plaintive sound.</p>
-
-<p>John prayed, but without feeling any
-worse, and then went desperately into the
-house and told the family that he was in
-an anxious state of mind. This was joyful
-news to the sweet and pious household,
-and the little boy was urged to feel that he
-was a sinner, to repent, and to become that
-night a Christian; he was prayed over, and
-told to read the Bible, and put to bed with
-the injunction to repeat all the texts of
-Scripture and hymns he could think of.
-John did this, and said over and over the
-few texts he was master of, and tossed
-about in a real discontent now, for he had a
-dim notion that he was playing the hypocrite
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span>
-
-a little. But he was sincere enough in
-wanting to feel, as the other boys and girls
-felt, that he was a wicked sinner. He tried
-to think of his evil deeds; and one occurred
-to him, indeed, it often came to his mind.
-It was a lie,&mdash;a deliberate, awful lie, that
-never injured anybody but himself. John
-knew he was not wicked enough to tell a
-lie to injure anybody else.</p>
-
-<p>This was the lie. One afternoon at
-school, just before John's class was to
-recite in geography, his pretty cousin, a
-young lady he held in great love and respect,
-came in to visit the school. John
-was a favorite with her, and she had come
-to hear him recite. As it happened, John
-felt shaky in the geographical lesson of that
-day, and he feared to be humiliated in the
-presence of his cousin; he felt embarrassed
-to that degree that he couldn't have
-"bounded" Massachusetts. So he stood
-up and raised his hand, and said to the
-schoolma'am, "Please, ma'am, I've got the
-stomach-ache; may I go home?" And
-John's character for truthfulness was so
-high (and even this was ever a reproach to
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>
-
-him) that his word was instantly believed,
-and he was dismissed without any medical
-examination. For a moment John was delighted
-to get out of school so early; but
-soon his guilt took all the light out of the
-summer sky and the pleasantness out of nature.
-He had to walk slowly, without a single
-hop or jump, as became a diseased boy.
-The sight of a woodchuck at a distance
-from his well-known hole tempted John,
-but he restrained himself, lest somebody
-should see him, and know that chasing
-a woodchuck was inconsistent with the
-stomach-ache. He was acting a miserable
-part, but it had to be gone through with.
-He went home and told his mother the
-reason he had left school, but he added that
-he felt "some" better now. The "some"
-didn't save him. Genuine sympathy was
-lavished on him. He had to swallow a stiff
-dose of nasty "picra," the horror of all
-childhood, and he was put in bed immediately.
-The world never looked so pleasant
-to John, but to bed he was forced to go. He
-was excused from all chores; he was not
-even to go after the cows. John said he
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span>
-
-thought he ought to go after the cows,&mdash;much
-as he hated the business usually, he
-would now willingly have wandered over
-the world after cows,&mdash;and for this heroic
-offer, in the condition he was, he got credit
-for a desire to do his duty; and this unjust
-confidence in him added to his torture.
-And he had intended to set his hooks that
-night for eels. His cousin came home,
-and sat by his bedside and condoled with
-him; his schoolma'am had sent word how
-sorry she was for him, John was such a
-good boy. All this was dreadful. He
-groaned in agony. Besides, he was not to
-have any supper; it would be very dangerous
-to eat a morsel. The prospect was
-appalling. Never was there such a long
-twilight; never before did he hear so many
-sounds outdoors that he wanted to investigate.
-Being ill without any illness was a
-horrible condition. And he began to have
-real stomach-ache now; and it ached because
-it was empty. John was hungry
-enough to have eaten the New England
-Primer. But by and by sleep came, and
-John forgot his woes in dreaming that he
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span>
-
-knew where Madagascar was just as easy as
-anything.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="FORCED_TO_GO_TO_BED"></a>
-<img src="images/i_025.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">FORCED TO GO TO BED</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>It was this lie that came back to John
-the night he was trying to be affected by
-the revival. And he was very much
-ashamed of it, and believed he would never
-tell another. But then he fell thinking
-whether with the "picra," and the going
-to bed in the afternoon, and the loss of his
-supper, he had not been sufficiently paid
-for it. And in this unhopeful frame of
-mind he dropped off in sleep.</p>
-
-<p>And the truth must be told, that in the
-morning John was no nearer to realizing
-the terrors he desired to feel. But he was
-a conscientious boy, and would do nothing
-to interfere with the influences of the season.
-He not only put himself away from
-them all, but he refrained from doing almost
-everything that he wanted to do.
-There came at that time a newspaper, a
-secular newspaper, which had in it a long
-account of the Long Island races, in which
-the famous horse "Lexington" was a
-runner. John was fond of horses, he knew
-about Lexington, and he had looked forward
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span>
-
-to the result of this race with keen
-interest. But to read the account of it
-now he felt might destroy his seriousness
-of mind, and&mdash;in all reverence and simplicity
-he felt it&mdash;be a means of "grieving
-away the Holy Spirit." He therefore hid
-away the paper in a table drawer, intending
-to read it when the revival should be over.
-Weeks after, when he looked for the newspaper,
-it was not to be found, and John
-never knew what "time" Lexington made,
-nor anything about the race. This was to
-him a serious loss, but by no means so deep
-as another feeling that remained with him;
-for when his little world returned to its ordinary
-course, and long after, John had an
-uneasy apprehension of his own separateness
-from other people in his insensibility
-to the revival. Perhaps the experience was
-a damage to him; and it is a pity that there
-was no one to explain that religion for a
-little fellow like him is not a "scheme."</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="XVII" id="XVII"></a>XVII</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">WAR</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">Every</span> boy who is good for anything is a
-natural savage. The scientists who want
-to study the primitive man, and have so
-much difficulty in finding one anywhere in
-this sophisticated age, couldn't do better
-than to devote their attention to the common
-country boy. He has the primal, vigorous
-instincts and impulses of the African
-savage, without any of the vices inherited
-from a civilization long ago decayed, or
-developed in an unrestrained barbaric society.
-You want to catch your boy young,
-and study him before he has either virtues
-or vices, in order to understand the primitive
-man.</p>
-
-<p>Every New England boy desires (or did
-desire a generation ago, before children
-were born sophisticated, with a large library,
-and with the word "culture" written on
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span>
-
-their brows) to live by hunting, fishing, and
-war. The military instinct, which is the
-special mark of barbarism, is strong in him.
-It arises not alone from his love of fighting,
-for the boy is naturally as cowardly as the
-savage, but from his fondness for display,&mdash;the
-same that a corporal or a general
-feels in decking himself in tinsel and tawdry
-colors and strutting about in view of the
-female sex. Half the pleasure in going out
-to murder another man with a gun would
-be wanting if one did not wear feathers and
-gold lace and stripes on his pantaloons.
-The law also takes this view of it, and will
-not permit men to shoot each other in plain
-clothes. And the world also makes some
-curious distinctions in the art of killing. To
-kill people with arrows is barbarous; to kill
-them with smooth-bores and flintlock muskets
-is semi-civilized; to kill them with
-breech-loading rifles is civilized. That nation
-is the most civilized which has the
-appliances to kill the most of another
-nation in the shortest time. This is the
-result of six thousand years of constant
-civilization. By and by, when the nations
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span>
-
-cease to be boys, perhaps they will not
-want to kill each other at all. Some people
-think the world is very old; but here is an
-evidence that it is very young, and, in fact,
-has scarcely yet begun to be a world.
-When the volcanoes have done spouting,
-and the earthquakes are quaked out, and
-you can tell what land is going to be solid
-and keep its level twenty-four hours, and
-the swamps are filled up, and the deltas of
-the great rivers, like the Mississippi and
-the Nile, become <i>terra firma</i>, and men stop
-killing their fellows in order to get their
-land and other property, then perhaps there
-will be a world that an angel wouldn't
-weep over. Now one half the world are employed
-in getting ready to kill the other
-half, some of them by marching about in
-uniform, and the others by hard work to
-earn money to pay taxes to buy uniforms
-and guns.</p>
-
-<p>John was not naturally very cruel, and it
-was probably the love of display quite as
-much as of fighting that led him into a
-military life; for he in common with all
-his comrades had other traits of the savage.
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span>
-
-One of them was the same passion for
-ornament that induces the African to wear
-anklets and bracelets of hide and of metal,
-and to decorate himself with tufts of hair,
-and to tattoo his body. In John's day there
-was a rage at school among the boys for
-wearing bracelets woven of the hair of the
-little girls. Some of them were wonderful
-specimens of braiding and twist. These
-were not captured in war, but were sentimental
-tokens of friendship given by the
-young maidens themselves. John's own
-hair was kept so short (as became a warrior)
-that you couldn't have made a bracelet out
-of it, or anything except a paint-brush; but
-the little girls were not under military law,
-and they willingly sacrificed their tresses to
-decorate the soldiers they esteemed. As
-the Indian is honored in proportion to the
-scalps he can display, the boy at John's
-school was held in highest respect who
-could show the most hair trophies on his
-wrist. John himself had a variety that
-would have pleased a Mohawk, fine and
-coarse and of all colors. There were the
-flaxen, the faded straw, the glossy black,
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>
-
-the lustrous brown, the dirty yellow, the
-undecided auburn, and the fiery red. Perhaps
-his pulse beat more quickly under the
-red hair of Cynthia Rudd than on account
-of all the other wristlets put together; it
-was a sort of gold-tried-in-the-fire color to
-John, and burned there with a steady flame.
-Now that Cynthia had become a Christian,
-this band of hair seemed a more sacred if
-less glowing possession (for all detached
-hair will fade in time), and if he had known
-anything about saints he would have imagined
-that it was a part of the aureole that
-always goes with a saint. But I am bound
-to say that, while John had a tender feeling
-for this red string, his sentiment was not
-that of the man who becomes entangled
-in the meshes of a woman's hair; and he
-valued rather the number than the quality
-of these elastic wristlets.</p>
-
-<p>John burned with as real a military ardor
-as ever inflamed the breast of any slaughterer
-of his fellows. He liked to read of
-war, of encounters with the Indians, of any
-kind of wholesale killing in glittering uniform,
-to the noise of the terribly exciting
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span>
-
-fife and drum, which maddened the combatants
-and drowned the cries of the
-wounded. In his future he saw himself a
-soldier with plume and sword and snug-fitting,
-decorated clothes,&mdash;very different
-from his somewhat roomy trousers and
-country-cut roundabout, made by Aunt
-Ellis, the village tailoress, who cut out
-clothes, not according to the shape of the
-boy, but to what he was expected to grow
-to,&mdash;going where glory awaited him. In
-his observation of pictures, it was the common
-soldier who was always falling and
-dying, while the officer stood unharmed in
-the storm of bullets and waved his sword in
-a heroic attitude. John determined to be
-an officer.</p>
-
-<p>It is needless to say that he was an ardent
-member of the military company of
-his village. He had risen from the grade
-of corporal to that of first lieutenant; the
-captain was a boy whose father was captain
-of the grown militia company, and consequently
-had inherited military aptness and
-knowledge. The old captain was a flaming
-son of Mars, whose nose militia war,
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span>
-
-general training, and New England rum
-had painted with the color of glory and disaster.
-He was one of the gallant old soldiers
-of the peaceful days of our country,
-splendid in uniform, a martinet in drill, terrible
-in oaths, a glorious object when he
-marched at the head of his company of
-flintlock muskets, with the American banner
-full high advanced, and the clamorous
-drum defying the world. In this he fulfilled
-his duties of citizen, faithfully teaching
-his uniformed companions how to march
-by the left leg, and to get reeling drunk by
-sundown; otherwise he didn't amount to
-much in the community; his house was
-unpainted, his fences were tumbled down,
-his farm was a waste, his wife wore an old
-gown to meeting, to which the captain
-never went; but he was a good trout-fisher,
-and there was no man in town who spent
-more time at the country store and made
-more shrewd observations upon the affairs
-of his neighbors. Although he had never
-been in an asylum any more than he had
-been in war, he was almost as perfect a
-drunkard as he was soldier. He hated the
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span>
-
-British, whom he had never seen, as much
-as he loved rum, from which he was never
-separated.</p>
-
-<p>The company which his son commanded,
-wearing his father's belt and sword, was
-about as effective as the old company, and
-more orderly. It contained from thirty to
-fifty boys, according to the pressure of
-"chores" at home, and it had its great days
-of parade and its autumn manoeuvres, like
-the general training. It was an artillery
-company, which gave every boy a chance
-to wear a sword; and it possessed a small
-mounted cannon, which was dragged about
-and limbered and unlimbered and fired, to
-the imminent danger of everybody, especially
-of the company. In point of marching,
-with all the legs going together, and
-twisting itself up and untwisting, breaking
-into single-file (for Indian fighting) and
-forming platoons, turning a sharp corner,
-and getting out of the way of a wagon,
-circling the town pump, frightening horses,
-stopping short in front of the tavern, with
-ranks dressed and eyes right and left, it
-was the equal of any military organization
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>
-
-I ever saw. It could train better than the
-big company, and I think it did more good
-in keeping alive the spirit of patriotism and
-desire to fight. Its discipline was strict.
-If a boy left the ranks to jab a spectator,
-or make faces at a window, or "go for" a
-striped snake, he was "hollered" at no
-end.</p>
-
-<p>It was altogether a very serious business;
-there was no levity about the hot and hard
-marching, and as boys have no humor nothing
-ludicrous occurred. John was very
-proud of his office, and of his ability to
-keep the rear ranks closed up and ready to
-execute any manoeuvre when the captain
-"hollered," which he did continually. He
-carried a real sword, which his grandfather
-had worn in many a militia campaign on
-the village green, the rust upon which John
-fancied was Indian blood; he had various
-red and yellow insignia of military rank
-sewed upon different parts of his clothes,
-and though his cocked hat was of pasteboard,
-it was decorated with gilding and
-bright rosettes, and floated a red feather
-that made his heart beat with martial fury
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span>
-
-whenever he looked at it. The effect of
-this uniform upon the girls was not a matter
-of conjecture. I think they really cared
-nothing about it, but they pretended to
-think it fine, and they fed the poor boys'
-vanity,&mdash;the weakness by which women
-govern the world.</p>
-
-<p>The exalted happiness of John in this
-military service I dare say was never
-equalled in any subsequent occupation.
-The display of the company in the village
-filled him with the loftiest heroism. There
-was nothing wanting but an enemy to fight,
-but this could only be had by half the company
-staining themselves with elderberry
-juice and going into the woods as Indians,
-to fight the artillery from behind trees with
-bows and arrows, or to ambush it and tomahawk
-the gunners. This, however, was
-made to seem very like real war. Traditions
-of Indian cruelty were still fresh in
-Western Massachusetts. Behind John's
-house in the orchard were some old slate
-tombstones, sunken and leaning, which recorded
-the names of Captain Moses Rice
-and Phineas Arms, who had been killed by
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span>
-
-Indians in the last century while at work in
-the meadow by the river, and who slept
-there in the hope of a glorious resurrection.
-Phineas Arms&mdash;martial name&mdash;was long
-since dust; and even the mortal part of the
-great Captain Moses Rice had been absorbed
-in the soil, and passed perhaps with
-the sap up into the old but still blooming
-apple-trees. It was a quiet place where
-they lay, but they might have heard&mdash;if
-hear they could&mdash;the loud, continuous
-roar of the Deerfield, and the stirring of
-the long grass on that sunny slope. There
-was a tradition that years ago an Indian,
-probably the last of his race, had been seen
-moving along the crest of the mountain,
-and gazing down into the lovely valley
-which had been the favorite home of his
-tribe, upon the fields where he grew his
-corn and the sparkling stream whence he
-drew his fish. John used to fancy at times,
-as he sat there, that he could see that red
-spectre gliding among the trees on the
-hill; and if the tombstone suggested to him
-the trump of judgment, he could not separate
-it from the war-whoop that had been
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span>
-
-the last sound in the ear of Phineas Arms.
-The Indian always preceded murder by the
-war-whoop; and this was an advantage that
-the artillery had in the fight with the elderberry
-Indians. It was warned in time. If
-there was no war-whoop, the killing didn't
-count; the artilleryman got up and killed
-the Indian. The Indian usually had the
-worst of it; he not only got killed by the
-regulars, but he got whipped by the home-guard
-at night for staining himself and his
-clothes with the elderberry.</p>
-
-<p>But once a year the company had a superlative
-parade. This was when the military
-company from the north part of the
-town joined the villagers in a general muster.
-This was an infantry company, and
-not to be compared with that of the village
-in point of evolutions. There was a great
-and natural hatred between the north town
-boys and the centre. I don't know why,
-but no contiguous African tribes could be
-more hostile. It was all right for one of
-either section to "lick" the other if he
-could, or for half a dozen to "lick" one of
-the enemy if they caught him alone. The
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span>
-
-notion of honor, as of mercy, comes into
-the boy only when he is pretty well grown;
-to some, neither ever comes. And yet there
-was an artificial military courtesy (something
-like that existing in the feudal age, no
-doubt) which put the meeting of these two
-rival and mutually detested companies on a
-high plane of behavior. It was beautiful to
-see the seriousness of this lofty and studied
-condescension on both sides. For the time,
-everything was under martial law. The
-village company being the senior, its captain
-commanded the united battalion in the
-march, and this put John temporarily into
-the position of captain, with the right to
-march at the head and "holler;" a responsibility
-which realized all his hopes of
-glory.</p>
-
-<p>I suppose there has yet been discovered
-by man no gratification like that of marching
-at the head of a column in uniform on
-parade,&mdash;unless perhaps it is marching at
-their head when they are leaving a field of
-battle. John experienced all the thrill of
-this conspicuous authority, and I dare say
-that nothing in his later life has so exalted
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span>
-
-him in his own esteem; certainly nothing
-has since happened that was so important
-as the events of that parade day seemed.
-He satiated himself with all the delights of
-war.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="XVIII" id="XVIII"></a>XVIII</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">COUNTRY SCENES</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">It</span> is impossible to say at what age a
-New England country boy becomes conscious
-that his trousers-legs are too short,
-and is anxious about the part of his hair
-and the fit of his woman-made roundabout.
-These harrowing thoughts come to him
-later than to the city lad. At least, a generation
-ago he served a long apprenticeship
-with nature only for a master, absolutely
-unconscious of the artificialities of life.</p>
-
-<p>But I do not think his early education was
-neglected. And yet it is easy to underestimate
-the influences that, unconsciously to
-him, were expanding his mind and nursing
-in him heroic purposes. There was the
-lovely but narrow valley, with its rapid
-mountain stream; there were the great hills
-which he climbed only to see other hills
-stretching away to a broken and tempting
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span>
-
-horizon; there were the rocky pastures,
-and the wide sweeps of forest through
-which the winter tempests howled, upon
-which hung the haze of summer heat, over
-which the great shadows of summer clouds
-traveled; there were the clouds themselves,
-shouldering up above the peaks,
-hurrying across the narrow sky,&mdash;the
-clouds out of which the wind came, and the
-lightning and the sudden dashes of rain;
-and there were days when the sky was ineffably
-blue and distant, a fathomless vault
-of heaven where the hen-hawk and the
-eagle poised on outstretched wings and
-watched for their prey. Can you say how
-these things fed the imagination of the boy,
-who had few books and no contact with
-the great world? Do you think any city
-lad could have written "Thanatopsis" at
-eighteen?</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="SLIPPERY_WORK"></a>
-<img src="images/i_026.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">SLIPPERY WORK</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>If you had seen John, in his short and
-roomy trousers and ill-used straw hat, picking
-his barefooted way over the rocks along
-the river-bank of a cool morning to see if
-an eel had "got on," you would not have
-fancied that he lived in an ideal world.
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span>
-
-Nor did he consciously. So far as he knew,
-he had no more sentiment than a jack-knife.
-Although he loved Cynthia Rudd devotedly,
-and blushed scarlet one day when
-his cousin found a lock of Cynthia's flaming
-hair in the box where John kept his
-fish-hooks, spruce gum, flag-root, tickets of
-standing at the head, gimlet, billets-doux in
-blue ink, a vile liquid in a bottle to make
-fish bite, and other precious possessions,
-yet Cynthia's society had no attractions for
-him comparable to a day's trout-fishing.
-She was, after all, only a single and a very
-undefined item in his general ideal world,
-and there was no harm in letting his imagination
-play about her illumined head.
-Since Cynthia had "got religion" and
-John had got nothing, his love was tempered
-with a little awe and a feeling of distance.
-He was not fickle, and yet I cannot
-say that he was not ready to construct a
-new romance in which Cynthia should be
-eliminated. Nothing was easier. Perhaps
-it was a luxurious traveling-carriage, drawn
-by two splendid horses in plated harness,
-driven along the sandy road. There were
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span>
-
-a gentleman and a young lad on the front
-seat, and on the back seat a handsome, pale
-lady with a little girl beside her. Behind,
-on the rack with the trunk, was a colored
-boy, an imp out of a story-book. John
-was told that the black boy was a slave,
-and that the carriage was from Baltimore.
-Here was a chance for a romance. Slavery,
-beauty, wealth, haughtiness, especially on
-the part of the slender boy on the front
-seat,&mdash;here was an opening into a vast
-realm. The high-stepping horses and the
-shining harness were enough to excite
-John's admiration, but these were nothing
-to the little girl. His eyes had never before
-fallen upon that kind of girl; he had
-hardly imagined that such a lovely creature
-could exist. Was it the soft and dainty
-toilet, was it the brown curls, or the large
-laughing eyes, or the delicate, finely cut
-features, or the charming little figure of
-this fairy-like person? Was this expression
-on her mobile face merely that of amusement
-at seeing a country boy? Then John
-hated her. On the contrary, did she see
-in him what John felt himself to be? Then
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span>
-
-he would go the world over to serve her.
-In a moment he was self-conscious. His
-trousers seemed to creep higher up his legs,
-and he could feel his very ankles blush.
-He hoped that she had not seen the other
-side of him, for in fact the patches were
-not of the exact shade of the rest of the
-cloth. The vision flashed by him in a moment,
-but it left him with a resentful feeling.
-Perhaps that proud little girl would
-be sorry some day, when he had become a
-general, or written a book, or kept a store,
-to see him go away and marry another. He
-almost made up his cruel mind on the instant
-that he would never marry her, however
-bad she might feel. And yet he
-couldn't get her out of his mind for days
-and days, and when her image was present
-even Cynthia in the singers' seat on Sunday
-looked a little cheap and common.
-Poor Cynthia! Long before John became
-a general, or had his revenge on the Baltimore
-girl, she married a farmer and was
-the mother of children, red-headed; and
-when John saw her years after, she looked
-tired and discouraged, as one who has carried
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span>
-
-into womanhood none of the romance of her youth.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="RIGGING_UP_THE_FISHINGTACKLE"></a>
-<img src="images/i_027.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">RIGGING UP THE FISHING TACKLE</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Fishing and dreaming, I think, were the
-best amusements John had. The middle
-pier of the long covered bridge over the
-river stood upon a great rock, and this rock
-(which was known as the swimming-rock,
-whence the boys on summer evenings dived
-into the deep pool by its side) was a favorite
-spot with John when he could get an
-hour or two from the everlasting "chores."
-Making his way out to it over the rocks at
-low water with his fish-pole, there he was
-content to sit and observe the world; and
-there he saw a great deal of life. He always
-expected to catch the legendary trout
-which weighed two pounds and was believed
-to inhabit that pool. He always did catch
-horned dace and shiners, which he despised,
-and sometimes he snared a monstrous
-sucker a foot and a half long. But in the
-summer the sucker is a flabby fish, and
-John was not thanked for bringing him
-home. He liked, however, to lie with his
-face close to the water and watch the long
-fishes panting in the clear depths, and occasionally
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span>
-
-he would drop a pebble near one
-to see how gracefully he would scud away
-with one wave of the tail into deeper water.
-Nothing fears the little brown boy. The
-yellow-bird slants his wings, almost touches
-the deep water before him, and then escapes
-away under the bridge to the east
-with a glint of sunshine on his back; the
-fish-hawk comes down with a swoop, dips
-one wing, and, his prey having darted under
-a stone, is away again over the still hill,
-high soaring on even-poised pinions, keeping
-an eye perhaps upon the great eagle
-which is sweeping the sky in widening
-circles.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="WATCHING_THE_FISHES"></a>
-<img src="images/i_028.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">WATCHING THE FISHES</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>But there is other life. A wagon rumbles
-over the bridge, and the farmer and
-his wife, jogging along, do not know that
-they have startled a lazy boy into a momentary
-fancy that a thunder-shower is
-coming up. John can see, as he lies there
-on a still summer day with the fishes and
-the birds for company, the road that comes
-down the left bank of the river, a hot, sandy,
-well-traveled road, hidden from view here
-and there by trees and bushes. The chief
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span>
-
-point of interest, however, is an enormous
-sycamore-tree by the roadside and in front
-of John's house. The house is more than
-a century old, and its timbers were hewed
-and squared by Captain Moses Rice (who
-lies in his grave on the hillside above it), in
-the presence of the Red Man who killed
-him with arrow and tomahawk some time
-after his house was set in order. The gigantic
-tree, struck with a sort of leprosy,
-like all its species, appears much older, and
-of course has its tradition. They say it grew
-from a green stake which the first land-surveyor
-planted there for one of his points
-of sight. John was reminded of it years
-after when he sat under the shade of the
-decrepit lime-tree in Freiberg and was told
-that it was originally a twig which the
-breathless and bloody messenger carried in
-his hand when he dropped exhausted in the
-square with the word "Victory!" on his
-lips, announcing thus the result of the glorious
-battle of Morat, where the Swiss in
-1476 defeated Charles the Bold. Under
-the broad but scanty shade of the great
-button-ball tree (as it was called) stood an
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span>
-
-old watering-trough, with its half-decayed
-penstock and well-worn spout pouring forever
-cold sparkling water into the overflowing
-trough. It is fed by a spring near by,
-and the water is sweeter and colder than
-any in the known world, unless it be the
-well Zem-Zem, as generations of people
-and horses which have drunk of it would
-testify if they could come back. And if
-they could file along this road again, what
-a procession there would be riding down
-the valley!&mdash;antiquated vehicles, rusty
-wagons adorned with the invariable buffalo-robe
-even in the hottest days, lean and
-long-favored horses, frisky colts, drawing
-generation after generation the sober and
-pious saints that passed this way to meeting
-and to mill.</p>
-
-<p>What a refreshment is that water-spout!
-All day long there are pilgrims to it, and
-John likes nothing better than to watch
-them. Here comes a gray horse drawing a
-buggy with two men,&mdash;cattle-buyers probably.
-Out jumps a man, down goes the
-check-rein. What a good draught the nag
-takes! Here comes a long-stepping trotter
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span>
-
-in a sulky; man in a brown linen coat and
-wide-awake hat,&mdash;dissolute, horsey-looking
-man. They turn up, of course. Ah! there
-is an establishment he knows well; a sorrel
-horse and an old chaise. The sorrel horse
-scents the water afar off, and begins to
-turn up long before he reaches the trough,
-thrusting out his nose in anticipation of the
-cool sensation. No check to let down; he
-plunges his nose in nearly to his eyes in
-his haste to get at it. Two maiden ladies&mdash;unmistakably
-such, though they appear
-neither "anxious nor aimless"&mdash;within
-the scoop-top smile benevolently on the
-sorrel back. It is the deacon's horse, a
-meeting-going nag, with a sedate, leisurely
-jog as he goes; and these are two of the
-"salt of the earth,"&mdash;the brevet rank of
-the women who stand and wait,&mdash;going
-down to the village store to dicker. There
-come two men in a hurry, horse driven up
-smartly and pulled up short; but as it is
-rising ground, and the horse does not easily
-reach the water with the wagon pulling
-back, the nervous man in the buggy hitches
-forward on his seat, as if that would carry
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span>
-
-the wagon a little ahead! Next, lumber-wagon
-with load of boards; horse wants to
-turn up, and driver switches him and cries
-"G'lang," and the horse reluctantly goes
-by, turning his head wistfully towards the
-flowing spout. Ah! here comes an equipage
-strange to these parts, and John stands
-up to look: an elegant carriage and two
-horses; trunks strapped on behind; gentleman
-and boy on front seat and two ladies
-on back seat,&mdash;city people. The gentleman
-descends, unchecks the horses, wipes
-his brow, takes a drink at the spout and
-looks around, evidently remarking upon the
-lovely view, as he swings his handkerchief
-in an explanatory manner. Judicious travelers!
-John would like to know who they
-are. Perhaps they are from Boston, whence
-come all the wonderfully painted peddlers'
-wagons drawn by six stalwart horses, which
-the driver, using no rein, controls with his
-long whip and cheery voice. If so, great
-is the condescension of Boston; and John
-follows them with an undefined longing as
-they drive away toward the mountains of
-Zoar. Here is a footman, dusty and tired,
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span>
-
-who comes with lagging steps. He stops,
-removes his hat, as he should to such a
-tree, puts his mouth to the spout, and takes
-a long pull at the lively water. And then
-he goes on, perhaps to Zoar, perhaps to a
-worse place.</p>
-
-<p>So they come and go all the summer afternoon;
-but the great event of the day is
-the passing down the valley of the majestic
-stage-coach, the vast yellow-bodied, rattling
-vehicle. John can hear a mile off the shaking
-of chains, traces, and whiffletrees, and
-the creaking of its leathern braces, as the
-great bulk swings along piled high with
-trunks. It represents to John, somehow,
-authority, government, the right of way;
-the driver is an autocrat,&mdash;everybody must
-make way for the stage-coach. It almost
-satisfies the imagination, this royal vehicle;
-one can go in it to the confines of the world,&mdash;to
-Boston and to Albany.</p>
-
-<p>There were other influences that I dare
-say contributed to the boy's education. I
-think his imagination was stimulated by a
-band of gypsies who used to come every
-summer and pitch a tent on a little roadside
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>
-
-patch of green turf by the river-bank,
-not far from his house. It was shaded by
-elms and butternut-trees, and a long spit
-of sand and pebbles ran out from it into
-the brawling stream. Probably they were
-not a very good kind of gypsy, although the
-story was that the men drank and beat
-the women. John didn't know much about
-drinking; his experience of it was confined
-to sweet cider; yet he had already set himself
-up as a reformer, and joined the Cold
-Water Band. The object of this Band was
-to walk in a procession under a banner that
-declared,&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
- <div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="indent5">"So here we pledge perpetual hate</div>
- <div class="indent6">To all that can intoxicate;"</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>and wear a badge with this legend, and
-above it the device of a well-curb with a
-long sweep. It kept John and all the little
-boys and girls from being drunkards
-till they were ten or eleven years of age;
-though perhaps a few of them died meantime
-from eating loaf-cake and pie and
-drinking ice-cold water at the celebrations
-of the Band.</p>
-
-<p>The gypsy camp had a strange fascination
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>
-
-for John, mingled of curiosity and fear.
-Nothing more alien could come into the
-New England life than this tatterdemalion
-band. It was hardly credible that
-here were actually people who lived outdoors,
-who slept in their covered wagon or
-under their tent, and cooked in the open
-air; it was a visible romance transferred
-from foreign lands and the remote times of
-the story-books; and John took these city
-thieves, who were on their annual foray
-into the country, trading and stealing
-horses and robbing hen-roosts and cornfields,
-for the mysterious race who for thousands
-of years have done these same things
-in all lands, by right of their pure blood
-and ancient lineage. John was afraid to
-approach the camp when any of the scowling
-and villanous men were lounging about,
-pipes in mouth; but he took more courage
-when only women and children were visible.
-The swarthy, black-haired women in
-dirty calico frocks were anything but attractive,
-but they spoke softly to the boy, and
-told his fortune, and wheedled him into
-bringing them any amount of cucumbers
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span>
-
-and green corn in the course of the season.
-In front of the tent were planted in the
-ground three poles that met together at the
-top, whence depended a kettle. This was
-the kitchen, and it was sufficient. The fuel
-for the fire was the driftwood of the stream.
-John noted that it did not require to be
-sawed into stove-lengths; and, in short,
-that the "chores" about this establishment
-were reduced to the minimum. And an
-older person than John might envy the
-free life of these wanderers, who paid
-neither rent nor taxes, and yet enjoyed all
-the delights of nature. It seemed to the
-boy that affairs would go more smoothly in
-the world if everybody would live in this
-simple manner. Nor did he then know, or
-ever after find out, why it is that the world
-only permits wicked people to be Bohemians.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="ENTERING_THE_OLD_BRIDGE"></a>
-<img src="images/i_029.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">ENTERING THE OLD BRIDGE</div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="XIX" id="XIX"></a>XIX</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center">A CONTRAST TO THE NEW ENGLAND BOY</p>
-
-<p class="p1"><span class="smcap">One</span> evening at vespers in Genoa, attracted
-by a burst of music from the swinging
-curtain of the doorway, I entered a
-little church much frequented by the common
-people. An unexpected and exceedingly
-pretty sight rewarded me.</p>
-
-<p>It was All-Souls' Day. In Italy almost
-every day is set apart for some festival, or
-belongs to some saint or another; and I
-suppose that when leap-year brings around
-the extra day, there is a saint ready to
-claim the 29th of February. Whatever
-the day was to the elders, the evening was
-devoted to the children. The first thing
-I noticed was, that the quaint old church
-was lighted up with innumerable wax-tapers,&mdash;an
-uncommon sight, for the darkness
-of a Catholic church in the evening is
-usually relieved only by a candle here and
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span>
-
-there, and by a blazing pyramid of them
-on the high altar. The use of gas is held
-to be a vulgar thing all over Europe, and
-especially unfit for a church or an aristocratic
-palace.</p>
-
-<p>Then I saw that each taper belonged to
-a little boy or girl, and the groups of children
-were scattered all about the church.
-There was a group by every side altar and
-chapel, all the benches were occupied by
-knots of them, and there were so many
-circles of them seated on the pavement
-that I could with difficulty make my way
-among them. There were hundreds of
-children in the church, all dressed in their
-holiday apparel, and all intent upon the illumination,
-which seemed to be a private
-affair to each one of them.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="THE_OLD_WATERING_TROUGH"></a>
-<img src="images/i_030.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">THE OLD WATERING TROUGH</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>And not much effect had their tapers
-upon the darkness of the vast vaults above
-them. The tapers were little spiral coils
-of wax, which the children unrolled as fast
-as they burned, and when they were tired
-of holding them they rested them on the
-ground and watched the burning. I stood
-some time by a group of a dozen seated in
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span>
-
-a corner of the church. They had massed
-all the tapers in the centre and formed a
-ring about the spectacle, sitting with their
-legs straight out before them and their
-toes turned up. The light shone full in
-their happy faces, and made the group, enveloped
-otherwise in darkness, like one of
-Correggio's pictures of children or angels.
-Correggio was a famous Italian artist of the
-sixteenth century, who painted cherubs
-like children who were just going to
-heaven, and children like cherubs who had
-just come out of it. But then, he had the
-Italian children for models, and they get
-the knack of being lovely very young. An
-Italian child finds it as easy to be pretty as
-an American child to be good.</p>
-
-<p>One could not but be struck with the patience
-these little people exhibited in their
-occupation, and the enjoyment they got
-out of it. There was no noise; all conversed
-in subdued whispers and behaved
-in the most gentle manner to each other,
-especially to the smallest, and there were
-many of them so small that they could only
-toddle about by the most judicious exercise
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span>
-
-of their equilibrium. I do not say this by
-way of reproof to any other kind of children.</p>
-
-<p>These little groups, as I have said, were
-scattered all about the church; and they
-made with their tapers little spots of light,
-which looked in the distance very much
-like Correggio's picture which is at Dresden,&mdash;the
-Holy Family at Night, and the
-light from the Divine Child blazing in the
-faces of all the attendants. Some of the
-children were infants in the nurse's arms,
-but no one was too small to have a taper,
-and to run the risk of burning its fingers.</p>
-
-<p>There is nothing that a baby likes more
-than a lighted candle, and the church has
-understood this longing in human nature,
-and found means to gratify it by this festival
-of tapers.</p>
-
-<p>The groups do not all remain long in
-place, you may imagine; there is a good
-deal of shifting about, and I see little stragglers
-wandering over the church, like fairies
-lighted by fire-flies. Occasionally they form
-a little procession and march from one altar
-to another, the lights twinkling as they go.</p>
-
-<p>But all this time there is music pouring
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span>
-
-out of the organ-loft at the end of the
-church, and flooding all its spaces with its
-volume. In front of the organ is a choir
-of boys, led by a round-faced and jolly
-monk, who rolls about as he sings, and lets
-the deep bass noise rumble about a long
-time in his stomach before he pours it out
-of his mouth. I can see the faces of all of
-them quite well, for each singer has a candle
-to light his music-book.</p>
-
-<p>And next to the monk stands the boy,&mdash;the
-handsomest boy in the whole world
-probably at this moment. I can see now
-his great, liquid, dark eyes and his exquisite
-face, and the way he tossed back his
-long waving hair when he struck into his
-part. He resembled the portraits of Raphael,
-when that artist was a boy; only I
-think he looked better than Raphael, and
-without trying, for he seemed to be a spontaneous
-sort of boy. And how that boy
-did sing! He was the soprano of the choir,
-and he had a voice of heavenly sweetness.
-When he opened his mouth and tossed back
-his head, he filled the church with exquisite
-melody.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He sang like a lark, or like an angel. As
-we never heard an angel sing, that comparison
-is not worth much. I have seen pictures
-of angels singing,&mdash;there is one by Jan
-and Hubert Van Eyck in the gallery at
-Berlin,&mdash;and they open their mouths like
-this boy, but I can't say as much for their
-singing. The lark, which you very likely
-never heard either,&mdash;for larks are as scarce
-in America as angels,&mdash;is a bird that
-springs up from the meadow and begins to
-sing as he rises in a spiral flight, and the
-higher he mounts the sweeter he sings,
-until you think the notes are dropping out
-of heaven itself, and you hear him when he
-is gone from sight, and you think you hear
-him long after all sound has ceased.</p>
-
-<p>And yet this boy sang better than a lark,
-because he had more notes and a greater
-compass and more volume, although he
-shook out his voice in the same gleesome
-abundance.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><a id="THE_NEW_ENGLAND_BOY"></a>
-<img src="images/i_031.jpg" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">THE NEW ENGLAND BOY</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>I am sorry that I cannot add that this ravishingly
-beautiful boy was a good boy. He
-was probably one of the most mischievous
-boys that was ever in an organ-loft. All
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span>
-
-time that he was singing the vespers he
-was skylarking like an imp. While he was
-pouring out the most divine melody, he
-would take the opportunity of kicking the
-shins of the boy next to him; and while he
-was waiting for his part he would kick out
-behind at any one who was incautious
-enough to approach him. There never was
-such a vicious boy; he kept the whole loft
-in a ferment. When the monk rumbled
-his bass in his stomach, the boy cut up
-monkey-shines that set every other boy into
-a laugh, or he stirred up a row that set
-them all at fisticuffs.</p>
-
-<p>And yet this boy was a great favorite.
-The jolly monk loved him best of all, and
-bore with his wildest pranks. When he
-was wanted to sing his part and was skylarking
-in the rear, the fat monk took him
-by the ear and brought him forward; and
-when he gave the boy's ear a twist, the boy
-opened his lovely mouth and poured forth
-such a flood of melody as you never heard.
-And he didn't mind his notes; he seemed
-to know his notes by heart, and could sing
-and look off like a nightingale on a bough.
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>
-
-He knew his power, that boy; and he
-stepped forward to his stand when he
-pleased, certain that he would be forgiven
-as soon as he began to sing. And such
-spirit and life as he threw into the performance,
-rollicking through the Vespers with a
-perfect abandon of carriage, as if he could
-sing himself out of his skin if he liked!</p>
-
-<p>While the little angels down below were
-pattering about with their wax tapers, keeping
-the holy fire burning, suddenly the
-organ stopped, the monk shut his book with
-a bang, the boys blew out the candles, and
-I heard them all tumbling down stairs in a
-gale of noise and laughter. The beautiful
-boy I saw no more.</p>
-
-<p>About him plays the light of tender
-memory; but were he twice as lovely, I
-could never think of him as having either
-the simple manliness or the good fortune
-of the New England boy.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="center">
-<span class="xlarge"><b>The Riverside Press</b></span><br />
-CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS, U. S. A.<br />
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-H. O. HOUGHTON AND CO.<br />
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-<div class="transnote">
-<p><span class="smcap">Transcriber's Notes.</span></p>
-<p>1. Simple spelling, grammar, and typographical errors have been silently corrected.</p>
-<p>2. Retained anachronistic and non-standard spellings as printed.</p>
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