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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Beaver, by John Kettelwell
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-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most
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-
-Title: Beaver
- An Alphabet of typical Specimens, together with Notes and
- a terminal Essay on the Manners and Customs of Beavering Men
-
-Author: John Kettelwell
-
-Release Date: October 6, 2015 [EBook #50147]
-
-Language: English
-
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BEAVER ***
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-
-
-Produced by David Edwards, Fay Dunn and the Online
-Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This
-file was produced from images generously made available
-by The Internet Archive)
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-Transcriber’s Note
-
-
-In this text version of “Beaver”:
- words in italics are marked with _underscores_,
- words in bold are marked with =equals signs=,
- words in small capitals are shown in UPPER CASE,
- handwritten words are marked with +plus signs+, and
- crossed out words are marked with *asterisks*.
-
-
-Each illustration of a beard originally faced the beard’s description.
-These have been moved to follow the title of the type of beard.
-
-Footnotes have been moved to the end of the paragraph to which they
-refer.
-
-Variant spelling and inconsistent hyphenation are retained.
-
-Minor changes have been made to make punctuation consistent.
-
-
-
-
- _With respectful affection to the illustrious memory of_
- SHAGPAT, _the son of_ SHIMPOOR, _the son of_ SHOOLPI, _the
- son of_ SHULLUM.
-
-
-
-
- BEAVER
-
- BY
-
- JOHN KETTELWELL
-
- _An Alphabet of typical Specimens, together with
- Notes and a terminal Essay on the Manners
- and Customs of Beavering Men_
-
- LONDON:
-
- T. WERNER LAURIE, LTD.
-
- 30, NEW BRIDGE STREET, E.C. 4
-
-
-
-
-A.
-
-IS AN ADMIRAL-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Admiral-Beaver]
-
-The specimen mounted is typical and the coat is good, harsh and not
-silky, a common fault in these rough-haired examples.
-
-An Admiral-King-Beaver is unthinkable ... “derogation of God’s honour,”
-etc.
-
-Though the sport is deservedly popular in the Service, it is attended
-by infinite risk should the specimen be of higher rank than the
-players. K. R. and A. I. contain no definite ruling as to the legality
-or otherwise of the game, but a Court-Martial would probably trip an
-unlucky player on “conduct to the prejudice,” etc.
-
-In civil life (and plain clothes) it is most unusual to be able to
-score these specimens, hence the different values of Rear-Admirals,
-Vice-Admirals, etc., is not given, nor those of the various branches of
-the Service, Executive, Engineer, and the like.
-
-
-
-
-B.
-
-IS A BALD-KING-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Bald-King-Beaver]
-
-That depicted is a magnificent specimen in full winter-coat.
-
-They are not common, but occur frequently--the apparent paradox is
-explained by the fact that they are usually of an extremely retiring
-nature, and reside by choice in coigns and nooks.
-
-For a specimen such as that mounted game should be claimed and nothing
-under three points accepted; rather call off the match and communicate
-with the Association.
-
-In scoring really fine specimens in full winter-coat extra points can,
-and should be, claimed for purity of tint, bushiness, etc.
-
-
-
-
-C.
-
-IS A CENTAUR-KING-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Centaur-King-Beaver]
-
-There is no record of a specimen being scored. Probably the last
-person to do so may have been Jason. The best authorities assume this,
-adducing as contributory evidence his later, passionate quest of the
-Golden Fleece. Ourselves we regard it as more likely that Chiron was
-never scored, Jason being held back by the natural delicacy of one
-_in statu pupillari_. In fact, Chiron was, almost certainly, a “local
-double-fault.”
-
-
-
-
-D.
-
-IS A DOUBLE-FAULT.
-
-
-[Illustration: Double-Fault]
-
-This question is dealt with in the terminal essay.
-
-The specimen is a good one, and no player who is deceived by a growth
-of this kind need feel the smallest depression. It is the kind of thing
-that might happen to anyone.
-
-A young specimen, darker than dark brindle, has, I believe, never been
-scored.
-
-
-
-
-E.
-
-IS AN ECCLESIASTICAL-KING-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Ecclesiastical-King-Beaver]
-
-Rare in general, there are frequently to be found in Cathedral cities
-large coveys, not very strong on the wing.
-
-Local rules should be consulted as to the scoring. Fine specimens count
-at least three points.
-
-I myself, recently, claimed an Ecclesiastical-King, in a country town,
-and was awarded two games for it; a well-known local rarity of which
-the place is justly proud.
-
-It was a superb specimen, in good coat, a darkish brindle, and in
-official robes.
-
-
-
-
-F.
-
-IS A FRINGED-GEORGIC-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Fringed-Georgic-Beaver]
-
-The species is less common than formerly. Some purists refuse to score
-these Fringed-Georgics on the plea that the upper lip is bare and the
-_chin_ partially bare and that they are, therefore, double-faults. The
-general ruling is that as the adornment _circumnavigates_ the face the
-chin is not bare, the bareness of the upper lip is immaterial and the
-specimen should be scored; one point in the country, three points in
-London.
-
-
-
-
-G.
-
-IS A GALLIC-KING-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration Gallic-King-Beaver]
-
-The game is almost unplayable in France. Owing to the superabundance of
-specimens only rarities should be scored.
-
-A report has just been received from Cap D’Antibes of a “magnificent
-Wasp-Waisted-King.” Game was called. No information was sent
-(correspondents are deplorably slack) as to colour or coat.
-
-Good players, in France, lay great stress on minute differences in
-colour and characteristic, _i.e._, crimped, curled, waved, rat-tail,
-wuzzy, wild-garden, etc.
-
-
-
-
-H.
-
-IS A HALF-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Half-Beaver]
-
-These delightful specimens are now, unhappily, becoming very rare.
-
-They are still occasionally scored in the neighbourhood of places of
-worship and on the seashore.
-
-Some claim increased points in ratio to the length of the upper lip.
-
-The specimen mounted (Stockton-on-Tees, 1919), is a fine one,
-exhibiting all the marked features of the _genus_, including a most
-gratifying labial expanse.
-
-
-
-
-I.
-
-IS AN IMPERIAL-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Imperial-Beaver]
-
-Not common in England; when scored in this country are almost
-invariably migrants.
-
-These amusing specimens are, curiously enough, commoner in winter-coat
-than in ordinary plumage.
-
-There are no tricks about scoring an Imperial. Any specimen with
-moustache and a growth beneath the lower lip, of which the parent area
-does not extend to the lower edge of the chin, is an Imperial.
-
-Score three points for a Full-Black; one point for a White.
-
-
-
-
-J.
-
-IS A JOO BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Joo Beaver]
-
-These exotics are fairly common, and local sportsmen can be relied
-upon to flush a few on short notice, provided that they are allowed to
-choose the beat.
-
-In many ways curiously attractive, the charm of the species is marred
-by the frequent lack of neatness of plumage; as a race they incline to
-landscape-gardening with their hirsuteness.
-
-Carefully note their musical cry of “Oy-Yoy ... Oy Yoy.” A specimen in
-full song, when the moon is full, counts game.
-
-Some experts have a very nice scale--by which they score--of the
-curvilinear bill. This is a pretty point and a pleasant _raffinement_,
-but too subtle for the ordinary week-end player. Of course any
-unusually fine frontal curve should be claimed and scored as a rarity.
-
-
-
-
-K.
-
-IS A KILLINGWORTH-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Killingworth-Beaver]
-
-This specimen is mounted for instructional purposes only. Connoisseurs
-and collectors are, of course, entirely _au fait_ with the
-deliciousness of this gorgeous creature.
-
-George Killingworth, in the year 1555, was sent to the court of Ivan
-the Terrible (one of the many monarchs who have, from time to time,
-taxed Beavers) as the agent of Queen Mary. His beard was five feet
-two inches in length and it was yellow. He was without doubt the most
-flawless specimen of a Yellow-King ever seen.
-
-It is considered in the highest degree unlikely that anything
-approaching this efflorescence will be noted nowadays, hence no score
-is suggested.
-
-
-
-
-L.
-
-IS A LICKED-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Licked-Beaver]
-
-It is worthy of remark in passing that this distinguishing title is due
-to the genius of a child--“trailing clouds,” etc.--who, on observing
-the first specimen ever scored, cried, “Oh, look; he’s licked it.”
-
-The species is very rare. Off-shoots of the old stock, in the form
-of Semi-Walruses, are occasionally observed, but the Licked-Beaver
-is generally regarded as almost extinct. Possibly the cause of this
-diminution, if not extinction, may be the increase in the cost of
-living.
-
-The specimen mounted is a very fine one. Should a player have the good
-fortune to score a Licked-Beaver, let him remember that it is the
-density of the licking, the spear-form, the sharpness, that should be
-regarded rather than the length of the portion licked.
-
-
-
-
-M.
-
-IS A MANDARIN-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Mandarin-Beaver]
-
-Even in plain clothes should score two games if seen in England. There
-is no ruling as to the points to be scored if observed in this country
-in full plumage.
-
-This specimen is often wrongly catalogued in books of reference as a
-Mandarin-King-Beaver. Royalty or Kinghood is impossible for a species
-which supports a very notable gap between its central adornment and the
-maxillary-fringes.
-
-The specimen mounted is, so to say, traditional, that is, it is a
-transcript of an early-nineteenth century Chinese brush-drawing on silk
-in Chinese ink representing a hero, or as we should say, a Beaver.
-
-
-
-
-N.
-
-IS A NANNY-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Nanny-Beaver]
-
-Really good specimens are very rare. They are reported to flourish in
-the Eastern farming states of the United States of America, but British
-research is lamentably behindhand, and our exact knowledge is quite
-fragmentary.
-
-In any case there is one simple rule for the guidance of the _amateur_;
-no Nanny-Beaver can be claimed or scored of which the adornment does
-not depend a full two inches from the under-surface of the chin.
-
-
-
-
-O.
-
-IS AN ORIENTAL-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Oriental-Beaver]
-
-These strangely beautiful specimens are rarely seen in this cold
-country.
-
-Those who have had the privilege of observing closely a gaggle of
-Orientals in indigenous plumage (the species is pathetically subject to
-local changes) will, assuredly, ever prize the recollection.
-
-The most noteworthy feature, apart from the extraordinarily fine
-quality of coat (glossiness, sheen, etc.), is the exotic parting
-which lends a wistful charm to the otherwise opulent glories of these
-occasional visitors.
-
-Score always two games (in England); set, if the specimen is in
-indigenous plumage.
-
-
-
-
-P.
-
-IS A PARTI-COLOUR-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Parti-Colour-Beaver]
-
-These specimens are curiously attractive and are more often scored than
-one would think. Artists, above all others, wax well-nigh lyrical over
-the beauties of a well-defined Parti-Colour, one, that is, in which
-there is almost no shading, the black being black and the white, white.
-The same colouration is observed in the pelt of the Colobus monkey and
-justly admired.
-
-It is not possible to distinguish between natural and artificial
-Parti-Colours, unless one should happen to be a relative of the
-specimen. All Parti-Colours are, therefore, scored. (Two points.)
-
-
-
-
-Q.
-
-IS A QUEEN-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Queen-Beaver]
-
-It has been objected that it is not gallant to score these undoubted
-rarities. Theoretically it is, certainly, not pretty conduct, but, on
-the other hand, all is fair in love and war, and ... has any man ever
-refused to shoot a rhinoceros on the plea that it was a female? (I
-merely ask ... someone may have done so. There may even be a close time
-for doe-rhinoes.) Be that as it may, the scoring of Queens is an affair
-of lineage. Regard this eighteenth century distich:--
-
- “Here is a Pink-Queen, very rare,
- Remember to count the sixteenth hair.”[1]
-
-Queens are always scored extravagantly. Usually game; extra-rarities
-two games, and so on. The Pink-Queen is, without doubt, the rarest of
-her kind; conversely, when found, she is usually a superb specimen, in
-rich coat. The question of Queens is dealt with broadly in the terminal
-essay.
-
-[Footnote 1: Queens cannot be scored unless they have _more_ than
-fifteen hairs.]
-
-
-
-
-R.
-
-IS A RED-KING-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Red-King-Beaver]
-
-I feel a very natural emotion on commenting on the sublime specimen
-of the Red-King, the ultimate hope of every keen collector, which
-is portrayed on the opposite page. Observed outside “The Goose and
-Gridiron,” in Slogsby-under-Hill, this noble creature deprived both my
-companion (an ex-local champion) and myself of speech for three minutes.
-
-Had he been carrying a ladder (the _ne-plus-ultra_ of Beaverhood) we
-had never recovered from the glory of the revelation.
-
-Red-Kings score “Game, set, match.” A Red-King on a green bicycle,
-carrying a lanthorn (or lantern), scores do. do. “Local Championship.”
-A Red-King on a green bicycle carrying a ladder (poor old Pelion!) has
-never, alas! been reported up to the present.
-
-There are dreams of scoring a Red-King, complete with fitments, on a
-High Bicycle ... all things are possible, even a ravishment such as
-that.
-
-
-
-
-S.
-
-IS A SANTA-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Santa-Beaver]
-
-These are usually scored, though your conscientious expert demurs at so
-doing, as it has been held--and the view is well supported by players
-of repute--that they are strictly-speaking Double-Faults, the adornment
-being temporary.
-
-The genuine Santa-King-Beaver, complete with reindeer, sleigh and
-business with chimney, has never, I believe, been scored.
-
-Claim a game if you, a stranger adult, score one.
-
-
-
-
-T.
-
-IS A TUFTED-KING-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Tufted-King-Beaver]
-
-It may, perhaps, be thought that this is a fanciful, a pernickety
-differentiation--such are to be deplored--but there is a very
-distinct species of Beaver--King or ordinary--having these marked
-characteristics, and the best players invariably claim a Tufted, and
-two points, if they have the luck to espy a specimen such as that
-depicted.
-
-The points to look for are the three patches of foliage in centre
-forehead and over either ear. The chin-growth partakes of the nature of
-these, but it is the _tufted temple_ which makes your rarity.
-
-In the last century this sub-branch of the genus Longi-Florum was
-fairly common; sub-title, Adolphus.
-
-
-
-
-U.
-
-IS AN URSINE-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Ursine-Beaver]
-
-The specimen mounted is, I believe, unique. A noted scientist in
-private life, in public life an exquisite Ursine--or (as some say)
-Leonine--there are no _data_ extant to assist us in forming an opinion
-as to why he did it.
-
-It is scarcely likely that this phenomenon will flower again for
-centuries. Should a pale reflection be observed, remember that the
-salient points are: (a.) great width across the cheek-bones, (b.)
-uniformity of foliage.
-
-The miracle mounted opposite had tendrils, delicate, wonderful, almost
-on the lower edge of the eye-lids.
-
-The osseous formation of the nasal promonotory should be carefully
-studied by earnest _amateurs_.
-
-
-
-
-V.
-
-IS A VAN DYCK-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration Van Dyck-Beaver]
-
-Mounted as an historical curiosity: they are now extinct.
-
-In full bloom they were, I am told, very beautiful. The finest
-specimens had _never_ shaved, hence the coat was a miracle of gloss,
-softness, shimmer and silk.
-
-Should anything, _anything_ approaching this shape be observed, kindly
-write at once to the Association, who are only too anxious to catalogue
-every rarity.
-
-Disregard cropped hair. One dare not hope for a modern specimen in
-trailing-coat.
-
-
-
-
-W.
-
-IS A WALRUS.
-
-
-[Illustration: Walrus]
-
-These cannot be scored when playing Beaver.
-
-A debased form of the game called “Walrus” is--actually--played, and,
-occasionally, mixed Walrus and Beaver. The Walrus game usually ends in
-an unseemly wrangle, owing to the intense difficulty in deciding on the
-exact status of the specimen.
-
-The specimen mounted is almost perfect--perhaps it is a thought
-regular--it was observed in 1922 in Knightsbridge; the neat bow-tie was
-pale blue satin, almost certainly attached by a brass clip.
-
-
-
-
-X.
-
-IS A XANTHINE-KING-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Xanthine-King-Beaver]
-
-These specimens are only scored by specialists.
-
-There is a perfectly distinct difference between a Xanthine, a Red
-and a Yellow, but it is very small, and to mark it requires a very
-nicely-trained eye. Xanthines are usually rather bewildered-looking,
-and are remarkable, in general, for profusion of crop and coarseness of
-coat.
-
-The habit of insisting on minute colour-niceties is to be deplored as
-tending to debase the sport to the level of the philatelist’s “rose-red
-on carmine,” “carmine on rose-red.”
-
-
-
-
-Y.
-
-IS A YELLOW-KING.
-
-
-[Illustration: Yellow-King]
-
-Excessively rare.
-
-With the exception of George Killingworth, cited on page 25, the
-most notable Yellow-King of whom we have record is Leo Vincey, the
-superlative Beaver who went, in company with his dark-brindle guardian,
-Mr. Holly, in search of “She” ... or should it be “Her”?
-
-There is no record in office of a Yellow-King having been scored in the
-last eleven years. They are seen occasionally in France, and there are
-vague rumours that a certain number are bagged yearly in Germany.
-
-Claim extravagant points if you have the fortune to light upon one.
-Here again sheen is most important, and the coat should be fine, soft
-and silky.
-
-
-
-
-Z.
-
-IS A ZEBRA-KING-BEAVER.
-
-
-[Illustration: Zebra-King-Beaver]
-
-Excessively rare.
-
-I, myself, have once scored a Zebra-King, but it was, and is, the only
-specimen of which I have heard, and it is greatly prized locally.
-
-The colour-demarcation must be very obvious before one can claim a
-Zebra. There is as much difference between a Yellow and a Red-King as
-there is between a Zebra and a Brindle.
-
-The King illustrated is--I speak without fear of being
-contradicted--literally unique. In superb coat, ideal shape of
-attachment, in colour--a greenish tabby with dark markings, the Zebra
-I have the pleasure of showing you represents the _ne-plus-ultra_ of
-rarity.
-
-He thus forms a fitting, as it were, _cul-de-lampe_ to my “littel”
-guide.
-
-
-
-
-TERMINAL ESSAY ON THE MANNERS AND CUSTOMS OF BEAVERING MEN.
-
-
-Proem.
-
-Adam, according to tradition, was created in full King-Beaverhood, and,
-burgeoning amid the bougainvillea and borage of the Garden of Eden,
-the Beard, throughout the centuries, has bloomed and faded, resurged,
-again faded, then blossomed anew that, in the fullness of time, the
-Beard-Bearer might be crowned with the honourable title of Beaver.
-“The soft susurrus of his silken stride” brings joy to the heart of
-man, perhaps also “game, set, match,” and the shape, the colour, the
-texture of his adornment provoke a fastidious scrutiny akin to that of
-a connoisseur appraising a Crown Derby figurine. For many years the
-auburn-haired hero who grew a beard was not, _ipso facto_, a person of
-any importance. A dignitary of the Church, whose venerable features
-were complemented or obscured by a snowy, a grizzled or a brindled
-beard of majestic length, was not, inherently, remarkable. Behold them
-now, a Red-King and an Ecclesiastical King, cynosures, orchids upon
-the unlovely tree-trunk of our common life. As the poet might have
-written:--
-
- Beaver, beaver, burning bright,
- In what forest of the night,
- What immortal hand or eye
- Could frame thy xanthine symmetry?
-
-
-The Beaver in History.
-
-The celebrated Beavers of history need not be catalogued at length.
-Shakespeare was a Bald-Beaver, apparently an Anticipatory-Vandyke.
-Napoleon Bonaparte was not a Beaver. Julius Cæsar, Edward Gibbon, Sir
-Joshua Reynolds, Alexander VI. and Beethoven did all “... against the
-edicts of God, the oracles of the Prophets, the placits of councils
-and the judgment of learned men, hold fast the foolish custom of
-shaving.”[2] Contrariwise, Hannibal, William Morris, Rodin, St.
-Paul and Juan Rodriguez de Silva y Vélasquez were all content with
-“nourishing their horrid bushes of vanity.”[3] The Jews bore their
-beards proudly from out the Captivity. Indeed they took captivity
-captive; did not the Egyptians from time to time, asserting their
-masculinity, assume ceremonial false beards, “double faults” to a man?
-The most antient Romans were King-Beavers; the Normans were Walruses;
-the Greeks supported a considerable number of King-Beavers, among them
-Pericles and Socrates, “shaving was very rare in the early part of our
-period (440 B.C.–330 B.C.).”[4] Until the eighteenth century Beaverhood
-was common, since that time it has grown rarer and rarer, with a sudden
-uprush of fur to the face in the middle of the last century, an uprush
-which has now almost died away. We read “... the value of their fur
-has caused their destruction in great measure where they were once
-numerous, and has led to their extirpation where there is evidence that
-they existed as a not uncommon animal. They were formerly distributed
-over the greater part of Europe. In England semi-fossilised remains
-show that they were not uncommon ... in 1188 Giraldus stated that they
-were living on the river Teify in Cardiganshire ... some were known to
-frequent the Elbe in 1878.”[5]
-
-[Footnote 2: Bulwer. _Anthropometamorphosis_ (1650).]
-
-[Footnote 3: Dr. Bolton.]
-
-[Footnote 4: Tucker, _Life in Ancient Athens_, p. 83.]
-
-[Footnote 5: _Living Animals of the World_, vol. I., p. 152 _et seq._
-_Parts of this extract are not clear. What value has the pelt of the
-Red-King commercially? Can a tippet be made of the adornment of the
-Fringed-Georgic?_]
-
-
-THE GAME.
-
-Origin.
-
-The origin of the game, which is scored in exactly the same manner as
-Lawn Tennis, is unknown. There are, however, various theories; one
-school holds that it came to birth in Oxford, another that it emerged
-in the other place, and a third traces it to Malta (where “my brother
-from Gozo” was, doubtless, a local champion) and seeks for some
-association with antient mysteries.
-
-The outlines of the game itself are so simple and well-defined that the
-question of rules scarcely arises. A bearded man is a Beaver, claim
-him, crying aloud, as musically as possible, “Beaver, fifteen love”--or
-appropriately to the score. If both players cry aloud simultaneously it
-is a “no-ball.”
-
-
-Double Faults.
-
-The system of “double faults” deserves explanation. The educational
-value of the game is high, fostering as it does quickness of
-observation and that desirable attribute, an eagle-glance. When a
-player has had some little practice he will often score winning points
-from behind the specimen. Thus a side-whiskered gentleman may be
-claimed from the rear but, on drawing level with the quarry, it is
-observed that the chin is bare ... double fault.
-
-
-Local Double Faults.
-
-“Local double faults” are always a matter of courtesy, and if one
-claims a “local D. F.” one is not mulcted in the point. Usually it
-is some revered and Friend-of-all-the-World Beaver who is created,
-by general consent, a “local D. F.,” to enable players to discuss,
-unembarrassed, the day’s sport with him. Juvenile players find this
-convention of the greatest possible service. Hot-tempered, hard-handed
-uncles and such like are swiftly appeased by being made “local D. F.s,”
-and join whole-heartedly in the triumph occasioned by the capture of
-some other Brindled-King.
-
-
-Status of Beaver.
-
-It has been mentioned in the notes that very high standards have been
-from time to time set up as regards the status of Beaver. Passionate
-purists have, indeed, claimed that the charming Half-Beaver is a D. F.,
-that the delicate wilding, the Fringed-Georgic, is a D. F., even that
-the Imperial and the Nanny are suspect. Heed not such persons. Remember
-Knut and Mrs. Partington, nor seek to gild the lily. The sign manual
-of the Beaver is the not-naked chin, ἂγυμνος. No one of the specimens
-mentioned above has a naked chin, therefore, they are all Beavers;
-_quod erat demonstrandum_.
-
-
-Hints as to Habitat.
-
-The game can be played anywhere, except in Burithabeth, for “these men
-have no beards at all, for we saw them carry a certain iron instrument
-in their hands wherewith, if any hairs grow upon their chin, they
-presently pluck them out.”[6] Cathedral cities are a favourite habitat
-of the _genus_, and some are always to be found in the neighbourhood
-of Pall Mall. Dockyard towns provide large numbers of the ordinary
-variety, but very few Kings.
-
-[Footnote 6: Mandeville.]
-
-
-Single-handed Beaver.
-
-It is not generally known that a rigidly conscientious person can play
-single-handed Beaver with great content. One scores Beavers walking in
-the same direction as oneself to the server, Beavers coming from that
-direction, and so passing the player, to the striker and stationary
-Beavers in accordance with the direction in which their heads are
-turned, towards or away from the player. Beavers debouching suddenly
-from cross-roads, if one has not time, as on a swift omnibus, to
-observe their ultimate direction, are “no-balls.”
-
-
-Objections to the Game.
-
-It has been objected that the game is nonsensical, anti-social and
-essentially discourteous. Nonsensical it is, an it please you; but
-is not nonsense a rare and a precious thing? Is not the nonsense of
-Lewis Carroll quite entirely adorable? Is not Lear’s story of Violet,
-Slingsby, Guy and Lionel a thing of impressive beauty? The game is not
-anti-social, for it entails an increased interest in and admiration of
-one’s fellow-men and, as regards discourtesy, surely it is as much a
-compliment to a Red-King to cry on him, “Beaver, game, set, match,” as
-it is to comment upon some damsel’s handsome eyes.
-
-
-The Beaver.
-
-“Aristotle in his ethics takes up the conceit of the _Bever_,”[7]
-and, in general, one may assume that the bearded are proud of their
-adornments, love them, cherish them, even going so far in some cases
-as to enclose them in silken bags before retiring to rest. Controversy
-has long raged as to the propriety or otherwise of shaving. The Greek
-Church held strong views on the point, “... and also they say, that
-we sin deadly in shaving our beards, for the beard is token of a man,
-and gift of our Lord.”[8] The antient Greeks, as we have observed, for
-long clutched their hairiness, but finally succumbed to the Macedonian
-mode, and shaved clean; it is an interesting point that they did
-utterly abhor the Walrus. In England the matter has been entirely
-regulated by fashion, and I cannot trace the existence of any important
-body of opinion in favour of or against the practice of shaving. It
-would, nevertheless, be safe to say that an immature Beaver in the
-present year of grace is so rare as to be practically unknown--English
-specimens are seldom lighter than medium-brindle--which shows the trend
-of modern thought.
-
-It may be accepted, then, that the Beaver indulges in efflorescence in
-order to gratify his vanity (or in a few cases, perhaps, to keep his
-throat warm and save the expense of cravats). Perhaps he remembers the
-dictum, “_l’habit long et la barbe imposent de respect_.”[9] In which
-connection it may be emphasised that the intense interest now taken in
-fine specimens should be (and probably is) a source of considerable
-gratification to them. I have even been told of one superb Red-King who
-invariably congratulates the fortunate player who scores him.
-
-[Footnote 7: Browne. _Pseudodoxia_, I., c. ix.]
-
-[Footnote 8: Mandeville, c. iii.]
-
-[Footnote 9: Voltaire, _Dict. Phil._]
-
-
-Characteristics of various Species.
-
-It is interesting to observe the very marked personal characteristics
-of the various species. A Brindled-King-Beaver is commonly
-distinguished by a dignified port and an air of profound weightiness.
-In a Red-King something of wistful may be remarked, in a Xanthine
-a touch, maybe, of bewilderment. Parti-colours are usually rather
-bird-like (perhaps the unconscious influence of the wag-tail) and
-Yellows are always pugnacious in appearance. The Fringed-Georgic smacks
-of the soil, the Imperial of cafés with red velvet, the Bald-King of
-the Reading-Room of the British Museum, the Tufted of antimaccassars
-and bronze horrors wriggling under glass domes. But all, without
-exception, carry an indefinable air of _exotisme_, a something that
-raises them above the herd; they appear never natural products, always
-“sports.”
-
-
-The Queen-Beaver.
-
-Of the Queen-Beaver it may be safely said that “the female of the
-species is more deadly than the male.” A really fine Pink-Queen is
-awe-inspiring, and a Grey-Queen infinitely terrifying. The dainty
-Blonde-Queen (it is advisable to have two assessors, for the signs of
-her beaverhood are “_plus follets, plus doux, plus imperceptibles_”[10]
-than in any other species) has a sinister air; a Black-Queen suggests
-“Macbeth.” It is curious to read that “in Cyprus the Goddess of Love
-wore a beard.”[11] Queens are rare and no false gallantry should prevent
-a player from scoring them whenever possible. It is, however, the mark
-of the gentleman to claim them _sotto voce_, almost in a whisper.
-
-[Footnote 10: Voltaire, _op. cit._]
-
-[Footnote 11: Macrobius, _Saturn_, iii., 8.2.]
-
-
-Personalia.
-
-We have now examined the game briefly, investigated the
-characteristics of the Beaver family, cast a rapid and perfunctory
-glance at the Beaver in History (a subject deserving of a tome), and
-suggested explanations that may be offered, a defence that may be
-attempted, when a player is assailed by a non-player. “To beaver or not
-to beaver, that is the question.” The decision must be taken; paltering
-is no part of a man. Myself, I took it on the top of an omnibus outside
-the Ritz, and I played a most excellent game with myself as far as St.
-Mary Abbott’s.
-
-Having set my hand to the plough I did not look back, but entered upon
-the game in all seriousness. When Fortune appeared I did not give her
-a chance to “present her bald noddle,” but I grabbed her firmly by the
-forelock. Being from town I chanced upon a small _coterie_ of learned
-enthusiasts, and much improved my game, as also my knowledge. The city
-was a very warren of Beavers; most of my finest specimens were secured
-there. Does not the mouth of every collector water on reading that I
-scored--with two witnesses, one of whom viséd the prey--a glorious
-Pink-Queen, leaning on a green bicycle outside the Post-Office? and,
-subsequently, an American Grey-Queen with young? The only rarity,
-roughly speaking, which eluded me was a fine Fringed-Georgic. I scored
-a somewhat moth-eaten specimen of uncertain colouration. Thus, “on
-stepping-stones of our dead” Beavers I attained to a certain skill.
-It would have been impossible to choose a better place for my little
-holiday, and my gratitude to my genial instructors and coaches knows no
-bounds.
-
-Local rules were well-framed, simple and reasonable. There are two
-“local D. F.s,” easily recognisable, and a certain number of markedly
-fine specimens which have great repute in the district and bear a
-very high scoring-value. All unknowing I claimed and scored _the_
-Ecclesiastical-King and was, instantly, awarded two games. It was, in
-very truth, a noble creature, a Pointed-Brindle, which is, of course,
-as rare and valuable as a pointed fox, in gorgeous coat and official
-robes of a searching scarlet. I had the good fortune to secure also the
-finest King in Full Winter-Coat that I have ever seen. The adornment
-was almost incredibly bushy and “white as the neck of Lalage,” while
-the specimen wore brown _suéde_ shoes. Heigh ho! for the brave days
-that are dead. Golly, what a garland I wove me in that dear place.
-
-
-Conclusion.
-
-To what point are we come? Is the game of Beaver the expression of
-a passionate mass-protest against the furred face, or is it the
-forerunner of a revival of beards, that is, do we see here the shadow
-of that antient custom which led peoples to sacrifice yearly the
-animals who else were deities, whom they adored?[12] In any case the
-Beard is again burgeoning. But a few years gone the bearded were not,
-_qua_ beards, of any importance, now they loom upon the social horizon
-considerably larger than a man’s hand. Of the importance of the Beard
-it may well be that the apogee is upon us. Perchance the Beard will
-again be invested with the dignity of ceremonial as in antient China.
-“After the coffining,” so we read of the obsequies of an officer, “the
-Master of the Ceremonies does away with his hair-tufts.”[13] Shall we
-live to see the Beard exalted as an horn on high? Will the game of
-Beaver re-instate the Beard as the Crimean campaign instituted the now
-almost extinct (but exquisite) moustache-whisker fitment, or will it
-drive the hairy to put off the whole armour of hairiness? _Quien sabe?_
-These things remain, in the charming phrase of M. Cliché, “on the knees
-of the gods,” but it is safe to assert that, even now, we can as a
-people, we English, rebut the accusation of Samuel Butler, “we often do
-not notice that a man has grown a beard.”[14]
-
-[Footnote 12: _See_ Herodotus, ii., 42.]
-
-[Footnote 13: Chou Kung, _The I-Li_, c. xxxi.]
-
-[Footnote 14: Butler, _The Notebooks_, p. 311.]
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-<h1 class="faux">BEAVER</h1>
-
-<div class="transnote">
-<h2 class="nopagebreak" title="">Transcriber’s Note</h2>
-
-<p>Each illustration of a beard originally faced the beard’s
-description. These have been moved to follow the title of
-the type of beard.</p>
-
-<p>Footnotes have been moved to the end of the paragraph to which they
-refer.</p>
-
-<p>Variant spelling and inconsistent hyphenation are retained.</p>
-
-<p>Minor changes have been made to make punctuation consistent.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="cover">
- <img src="images/cover_small.jpg" alt="Cover" title="Cover" />
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p class="narrow noindent"><i>With respectful affection to the
-illustrious memory of</i> <span class="smcap">Shagpat</span>,
-<i>the son of</i> <span class="smcap">Shimpoor</span>, <i>the son of</i>
-<span class="smcap">Shoolpi</span>, <i>the son of</i> <span class="smcap">Shullum</span>.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p class="noindent center s50">BEAVER</p>
-
-<p class="noindent center s11">BY</p>
-
-<p class="noindent center s20">JOHN KETTELWELL</p>
-
-<p class="noindent center gap"><i>An Alphabet of typical Specimens, together with
-Notes and a terminal Essay on the Manners
-and Customs of Beavering Men</i></p>
-
-<p class="gap noindent center">LONDON:<br />
-
-<span class="s14">T. WERNER LAURIE, LTD.</span><br />
-
-30, NEW BRIDGE STREET, E.C. 4</p>
-</div>
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>A.<br />
-
-IS AN ADMIRAL-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<p class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p004.jpg" alt="admiral-beaver" title="Admiral=Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>The specimen mounted is typical and the coat is
-good, harsh and not silky, a common fault in these
-rough-haired examples.</p>
-
-<p>An Admiral-King-Beaver is unthinkable ...
-“derogation of God’s honour,” etc.</p>
-
-<p>Though the sport is deservedly popular in the
-Service, it is attended by infinite risk should the
-specimen be of higher rank than the players.
-K. R. and A. I. contain no definite ruling as to the
-legality or otherwise of the game, but a Court-Martial
-would probably trip an unlucky player on “conduct
-to the prejudice,” etc.</p>
-
-<p>In civil life (and plain clothes) it is most unusual
-to be able to score these specimens, hence the
-different values of Rear-Admirals, Vice-Admirals,
-etc., is not given, nor those of the various branches
-of the Service, Executive, Engineer, and the like.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>B.<br />
-
-IS A BALD-KING-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p006.jpg" alt="bald-king-beaver" title="Bald-King-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>That depicted is a magnificent specimen in full
-winter-coat.</p>
-
-<p>They are not common, but occur frequently&mdash;the
-apparent paradox is explained by the fact that
-they are usually of an extremely retiring nature,
-and reside by choice in coigns and nooks.</p>
-
-<p>For a specimen such as that mounted game should
-be claimed and nothing under three points accepted;
-rather call off the match and communicate with
-the Association.</p>
-
-<p>In scoring really fine specimens in full winter-coat
-extra points can, and should be, claimed for
-purity of tint, bushiness, etc.</p>
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>C.<br />
-
-IS A CENTAUR-KING-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p008.jpg" alt="centaur-king-beaver" title="Centaur-King-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>There is no record of a specimen being scored.
-Probably the last person to do so may have been
-Jason. The best authorities assume this, adducing
-as contributory evidence his later, passionate quest
-of the Golden Fleece. Ourselves we regard it as
-more likely that Chiron was never scored, Jason
-being held back by the natural delicacy of one
-<i>in statu pupillari</i>. In fact, Chiron was, almost
-certainly, a “local double-fault.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>D.<br />
-
-IS A DOUBLE-FAULT.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p010.jpg" alt="double-fault" title="Double-Fault" />
-</div>
-
-<p>This question is dealt with in the terminal essay.</p>
-
-<p>The specimen is a good one, and no player who
-is deceived by a growth of this kind need feel the
-smallest depression. It is the kind of thing that
-might happen to anyone.</p>
-
-<p>A young specimen, darker than dark brindle,
-has, I believe, never been scored.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>E.<br />
-
-IS AN ECCLESIASTICAL-KING-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p012.jpg" alt="ecclesiastical-king-beaver" title="Ecclesiastical-King-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>Rare in general, there are frequently to be found
-in Cathedral cities large coveys, not very strong
-on the wing.</p>
-
-<p>Local rules should be consulted as to the scoring.
-Fine specimens count at least three points.</p>
-
-<p>I myself, recently, claimed an Ecclesiastical-King,
-in a country town, and was awarded two games
-for it; a well-known local rarity of which the place
-is justly proud.</p>
-
-<p>It was a superb specimen, in good coat, a darkish
-brindle, and in official robes.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>F.<br />
-
-IS A FRINGED-GEORGIC-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p014.jpg" alt="fringed-georgic-beaver" title="Fringed-Georgic-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>The species is less common than formerly. Some
-purists refuse to score these Fringed-Georgics on
-the plea that the upper lip is bare and the <i>chin</i>
-partially bare and that they are, therefore, double-faults.
-The general ruling is that as the adornment
-<i>circumnavigates</i> the face the chin is not bare, the
-bareness of the upper lip is immaterial and the specimen
-should be scored; one point in the country,
-three points in London.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>G.<br />
-
-IS A GALLIC-KING-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p016.jpg" alt="galic-king-beaver" title="Galic-King-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>The game is almost unplayable in France. Owing
-to the superabundance of specimens only rarities
-should be scored.</p>
-
-<p>A report has just been received from Cap D’Antibes
-of a “magnificent Wasp-Waisted-King.” Game
-was called. No information was sent (correspondents
-are deplorably slack) as to colour or coat.</p>
-
-<p>Good players, in France, lay great stress on
-minute differences in colour and characteristic, <i>i.e.</i>,
-crimped, curled, waved, rat-tail, wuzzy, wild-garden,
-etc.</p>
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>H.<br />
-
-IS A HALF-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p018.jpg" alt="half-beaver" title="Half-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>These delightful specimens are now, unhappily,
-becoming very rare.</p>
-
-<p>They are still occasionally scored in the neighbourhood
-of places of worship and on the seashore.</p>
-
-<p>Some claim increased points in ratio to the length
-of the upper lip.</p>
-
-<p>The specimen mounted (Stockton-on-Tees, 1919),
-is a fine one, exhibiting all the marked features of
-the <i>genus</i>, including a most gratifying labial expanse.</p>
-<hr class="chap" /></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>I.<br />
-
-IS AN IMPERIAL-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p020.jpg" alt="imperial-beaver" title="Imperial-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>Not common in England; when scored in this
-country are almost invariably migrants.</p>
-
-<p>These amusing specimens are, curiously enough,
-commoner in winter-coat than in ordinary plumage.</p>
-
-<p>There are no tricks about scoring an Imperial.
-Any specimen with moustache and a growth
-beneath the lower lip, of which the parent area does
-not extend to the lower edge of the chin, is an
-Imperial.</p>
-
-<p>Score three points for a Full-Black; one point for
-a White.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>J.<br />
-
-IS A JOO BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p022.jpg" alt="joo beaver" title="Joo Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>These exotics are fairly common, and local sportsmen
-can be relied upon to flush a few on short notice,
-provided that they are allowed to choose the beat.</p>
-
-<p>In many ways curiously attractive, the charm of
-the species is marred by the frequent lack of neatness
-of plumage; as a race they incline to landscape-gardening
-with their hirsuteness.</p>
-
-<p>Carefully note their musical cry of “Oy-Yoy ...
-Oy Yoy.” A specimen in full song, when the moon
-is full, counts game.</p>
-
-<p>Some experts have a very nice scale&mdash;by which
-they score&mdash;of the curvilinear bill. This is a pretty
-point and a pleasant <i>raffinement</i>, but too subtle for
-the ordinary week-end player. Of course any
-unusually fine frontal curve should be claimed and
-scored as a rarity.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>K.<br />
-
-IS A KILLINGWORTH-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p024.jpg" alt="killingworth-beaver" title="Killingworth-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>This specimen is mounted for instructional purposes
-only. Connoisseurs and collectors are, of
-course, entirely <i>au fait</i> with the deliciousness of this
-gorgeous creature.</p>
-
-<p>George Killingworth, in the year 1555, was sent
-to the court of Ivan the Terrible (one of the many
-monarchs who have, from time to time, taxed
-Beavers) as the agent of Queen Mary. His beard
-was five feet two inches in length and it was yellow.
-He was without doubt the most flawless specimen
-of a Yellow-King ever seen.</p>
-
-<p>It is considered in the highest degree unlikely that
-anything approaching this efflorescence will be noted
-nowadays, hence no score is suggested.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>L.<br />
-
-IS A LICKED-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p026.jpg" alt="licked-beaver" title="Licked-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>It is worthy of remark in passing that this distinguishing
-title is due to the genius of a child&mdash;“trailing
-clouds,” etc.&mdash;who, on observing the first
-specimen ever scored, cried, “Oh, look; he’s licked
-it.”</p>
-
-<p>The species is very rare. Off-shoots of the old
-stock, in the form of Semi-Walruses, are occasionally
-observed, but the Licked-Beaver is generally regarded
-as almost extinct. Possibly the cause of this
-diminution, if not extinction, may be the increase in
-the cost of living.</p>
-
-<p>The specimen mounted is a very fine one. Should
-a player have the good fortune to score a Licked-Beaver,
-let him remember that it is the density of
-the licking, the spear-form, the sharpness, that should
-be regarded rather than the length of the portion
-licked.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>M.<br />
-
-IS A MANDARIN-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p028.jpg" alt="mandarin-beaver" title="Mandarin-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>Even in plain clothes should score two games if
-seen in England. There is no ruling as to the points
-to be scored if observed in this country in full
-plumage.</p>
-
-<p>This specimen is often wrongly catalogued in books
-of reference as a Mandarin-King-Beaver. Royalty
-or Kinghood is impossible for a species which supports
-a very notable gap between its central
-adornment and the maxillary-fringes.</p>
-
-<p>The specimen mounted is, so to say, traditional,
-that is, it is a transcript of an early-nineteenth century
-Chinese brush-drawing on silk in Chinese ink representing
-a hero, or as we should say, a Beaver.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>N.<br />
-
-IS A NANNY-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p030.jpg" alt="nanny-beaver" title="Nanny-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>Really good specimens are very rare. They are
-reported to flourish in the Eastern farming states
-of the United States of America, but British research
-is lamentably behindhand, and our exact knowledge
-is quite fragmentary.</p>
-
-<p>In any case there is one simple rule for the
-guidance of the <i>amateur</i>; no Nanny-Beaver can be
-claimed or scored of which the adornment does not
-depend a full two inches from the under-surface of
-the chin.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span></p>
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>O.<br />
-
-IS AN ORIENTAL-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p032.jpg" alt="oriental-beaver" title="Oriental-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>These strangely beautiful specimens are rarely seen
-in this cold country.</p>
-
-<p>Those who have had the privilege of observing
-closely a gaggle of Orientals in indigenous plumage
-(the species is pathetically subject to local changes)
-will, assuredly, ever prize the recollection.</p>
-
-<p>The most noteworthy feature, apart from the
-extraordinarily fine quality of coat (glossiness, sheen,
-etc.), is the exotic parting which lends a wistful charm
-to the otherwise opulent glories of these occasional
-visitors.</p>
-
-<p>Score always two games (in England); set, if the
-specimen is in indigenous plumage.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>P.<br />
-
-IS A PARTI-COLOUR-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p034.jpg" alt="parti-colour-beaver" title="Parti-Colour-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>These specimens are curiously attractive and are
-more often scored than one would think. Artists,
-above all others, wax well-nigh lyrical over the
-beauties of a well-defined Parti-Colour, one, that
-is, in which there is almost no shading, the black
-being black and the white, white. The same colouration
-is observed in the pelt of the Colobus monkey
-and justly admired.</p>
-
-<p>It is not possible to distinguish between natural
-and artificial Parti-Colours, unless one should happen
-to be a relative of the specimen. All Parti-Colours
-are, therefore, scored. (Two points.)</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>Q.<br />
-
-IS A QUEEN-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p036.jpg" alt="queen-beaver" title="Queen-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>It has been objected that it is not gallant to score
-these undoubted rarities. Theoretically it is, certainly,
-not pretty conduct, but, on the other hand,
-all is fair in love and war, and ... has any man ever
-refused to shoot a rhinoceros on the plea that it was
-a female? (I merely ask ... someone may have
-done so. There may even be a close time for doe-rhinoes.)
-Be that as it may, the scoring of Queens is
-an affair of lineage. Regard this eighteenth century
-distich:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
- <div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="p_line">“Here is a Pink-Queen, very rare,</div>
- <div class="p_line">Remember to count the sixteenth hair.”<a name="Anchor_1" id="Anchor_1" href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 1.">[1]</a></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Queens are always scored extravagantly. Usually
-game; extra-rarities two games, and so on. The
-Pink-Queen is, without doubt, the rarest of her
-kind; conversely, when found, she is usually a superb
-specimen, in rich coat. The question of Queens is
-dealt with broadly in the terminal essay.</p>
-
-
-<div class="footnotes">
- <dl>
- <dt><a name="Footnote_1" id="Footnote_1" href="#Anchor_1" title="Return to text.">[1]</a></dt>
- <dd>Queens cannot be scored unless they have <i>more</i> than
-fifteen hairs.</dd>
- </dl>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span></p></div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>R.<br />
-
-IS A RED-KING-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p038.jpg" alt="red-king-beaver" title="Red-King-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>I feel a very natural emotion on commenting on
-the sublime specimen of the Red-King, the ultimate
-hope of every keen collector, which is portrayed on
-the opposite page. Observed outside “The Goose
-and Gridiron,” in Slogsby-under-Hill, this noble
-creature deprived both my companion (an ex-local
-champion) and myself of speech for three minutes.</p>
-
-<p>Had he been carrying a ladder (the <i>ne-plus-ultra</i>
-of Beaverhood) we had never recovered from the
-glory of the revelation.</p>
-
-<p>Red-Kings score “Game, set, match.” A Red-King
-on a green bicycle, carrying a lanthorn (or
-lantern), scores <abbr title="ditto ditto">do. do.</abbr> “Local Championship.” A
-Red-King on a green bicycle carrying a ladder (poor
-old Pelion!) has never, alas! been reported up to
-the present.</p>
-
-<p>There are dreams of scoring a Red-King, complete
-with fitments, on a High Bicycle ... all things are
-possible, even a ravishment such as that.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" /></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>S.<br />
-
-IS A SANTA-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p040.jpg" alt="santa-beaver" title="Santa-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>These are usually scored, though your conscientious
-expert demurs at so doing, as it has been held&mdash;and
-the view is well supported by players of repute&mdash;that
-they are strictly-speaking Double-Faults, the
-adornment being temporary.</p>
-
-<p>The genuine Santa-King-Beaver, complete with
-reindeer, sleigh and business with chimney, has
-never, I believe, been scored.</p>
-
-<p>Claim a game if you, a stranger adult, score one.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>T.<br />
-
-IS A TUFTED-KING-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p042.jpg" alt="tufted-king-beaver" title="Tufted-King-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>It may, perhaps, be thought that this is a fanciful,
-a pernickety differentiation&mdash;such are to be deplored&mdash;but
-there is a very distinct species of Beaver&mdash;King
-or ordinary&mdash;having these marked characteristics,
-and the best players invariably claim a
-Tufted, and two points, if they have the luck to
-espy a specimen such as that depicted.</p>
-
-<p>The points to look for are the three patches of
-foliage in centre forehead and over either ear. The
-chin-growth partakes of the nature of these, but
-it is the <i>tufted temple</i> which makes your rarity.</p>
-
-<p>In the last century this sub-branch of the genus
-Longi-Florum was fairly common; sub-title,
-Adolphus.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>U.<br />
-
-IS AN URSINE-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p044.jpg" alt="ursine-beaver" title="Ursine-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>The specimen mounted is, I believe, unique. A
-noted scientist in private life, in public life an
-exquisite Ursine&mdash;or (as some say) Leonine&mdash;there
-are no <i>data</i> extant to assist us in forming an opinion
-as to why he did it.</p>
-
-<p>It is scarcely likely that this phenomenon will
-flower again for centuries. Should a pale reflection
-be observed, remember that the salient points are:
-(a.) great width across the cheek-bones, (b.) uniformity
-of foliage.</p>
-
-<p>The miracle mounted opposite had tendrils,
-delicate, wonderful, almost on the lower edge of
-the eye-lids.</p>
-
-<p>The osseous formation of the nasal promonotory
-should be carefully studied by earnest <i>amateurs</i>.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>V.<br />
-
-IS A VAN DYCK-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p046.jpg" alt="van-dyck-beaver" title="Van Dyck-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>Mounted as an historical curiosity: they are now
-extinct.</p>
-
-<p>In full bloom they were, I am told, very beautiful.
-The finest specimens had <i>never</i> shaved, hence the
-coat was a miracle of gloss, softness, shimmer and
-silk.</p>
-
-<p>Should anything, <i>anything</i> approaching this shape
-be observed, kindly write at once to the Association,
-who are only too anxious to catalogue every rarity.</p>
-
-<p>Disregard cropped hair. One dare not hope for
-a modern specimen in trailing-coat.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>W.<br />
-
-IS A WALRUS.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p048.jpg" alt="walrus" title="Walrus" />
-</div>
-
-<p>These cannot be scored when playing Beaver.</p>
-
-<p>A debased form of the game called “Walrus”
-is&mdash;actually&mdash;played, and, occasionally, mixed
-Walrus and Beaver. The Walrus game usually
-ends in an unseemly wrangle, owing to the intense
-difficulty in deciding on the exact status of the
-specimen.</p>
-
-<p>The specimen mounted is almost perfect&mdash;perhaps
-it is a thought regular&mdash;it was observed in 1922 in
-Knightsbridge; the neat bow-tie was pale blue satin,
-almost certainly attached by a brass clip.</p>
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>X.<br />
-
-IS A XANTHINE-KING-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p050.jpg" alt="xanthine-king-beaver" title="Xanthine-King-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>These specimens are only scored by specialists.</p>
-
-<p>There is a perfectly distinct difference between a
-Xanthine, a Red and a Yellow, but it is very small,
-and to mark it requires a very nicely-trained eye.
-Xanthines are usually rather bewildered-looking,
-and are remarkable, in general, for profusion of crop
-and coarseness of coat.</p>
-
-<p>The habit of insisting on minute colour-niceties
-is to be deplored as tending to debase the sport to
-the level of the philatelist’s “rose-red on carmine,”
-“carmine on rose-red.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>Y.<br />
-
-IS A YELLOW-KING.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p052.jpg" alt="yellow-king" title="Yellow-King" />
-</div>
-
-<p>Excessively rare.</p>
-
-<p>With the exception of George Killingworth, cited
-on page 25, the most notable Yellow-King of whom we
-have record is Leo Vincey, the superlative Beaver
-who went, in company with his dark-brindle
-guardian, Mr. Holly, in search of “She” ... or should
-it be “Her”?</p>
-
-<p>There is no record in office of a Yellow-King
-having been scored in the last eleven years. They
-are seen occasionally in France, and there are vague
-rumours that a certain number are bagged yearly
-in Germany.</p>
-
-<p>Claim extravagant points if you have the fortune
-to light upon one. Here again sheen is most important,
-and the coat should be fine, soft and silky.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>Z.<br />
-
-IS A ZEBRA-KING-BEAVER.</h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/p054.jpg" alt="zebra-king-beaver" title="Zebra-King-Beaver" />
-</div>
-
-<p>Excessively rare.</p>
-
-<p>I, myself, have once scored a Zebra-King, but it
-was, and is, the only specimen of which I have heard,
-and it is greatly prized locally.</p>
-
-<p>The colour-demarcation must be very obvious
-before one can claim a Zebra. There is as much
-difference between a Yellow and a Red-King as
-there is between a Zebra and a Brindle.</p>
-
-<p>The King illustrated is&mdash;I speak without fear of
-being contradicted&mdash;literally unique. In superb coat,
-ideal shape of attachment, in colour&mdash;a greenish
-tabby with dark markings, the Zebra I have the
-pleasure of showing you represents the <i>ne-plus-ultra</i>
-of rarity.</p>
-
-<p>He thus forms a fitting, as it were, <i>cul-de-lampe</i>
-to my “littel” guide.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2><a name="TERMINAL_ESSAY_ON_THE_MANNERS_AND" id="TERMINAL_ESSAY_ON_THE_MANNERS_AND">TERMINAL ESSAY ON THE MANNERS AND
-CUSTOMS OF BEAVERING MEN.</a></h2>
-
-<h3>Proem.</h3>
-
-<p>Adam, according to tradition, was created in full
-King-Beaverhood, and, burgeoning amid the bougainvillea
-and borage of the Garden of Eden, the
-Beard, throughout the centuries, has bloomed and
-faded, resurged, again faded, then blossomed anew
-that, in the fullness of time, the Beard-Bearer might
-be crowned with the honourable title of Beaver. “The
-soft susurrus of his silken stride” brings joy to the
-heart of man, perhaps also “game, set, match,” and
-the shape, the colour, the texture of his adornment
-provoke a fastidious scrutiny akin to that of a connoisseur
-appraising a Crown Derby figurine. For
-many years the auburn-haired hero who grew a beard
-was not, <i>ipso facto</i>, a person of any importance. A
-dignitary of the Church, whose venerable features
-were complemented or obscured by a snowy, a
-grizzled or a brindled beard of majestic length, was
-not, inherently, remarkable. Behold them now, a
-Red-King and an Ecclesiastical King, cynosures,
-orchids upon the unlovely tree-trunk of our common
-life. As the poet might have written:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
- <div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="p_line">Beaver, beaver, burning bright,</div>
- <div class="p_line">In what forest of the night,</div>
- <div class="p_line">What immortal hand or eye</div>
- <div class="p_line">Could frame thy xanthine symmetry?</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-
-<h3>The Beaver in History.</h3>
-
-<p>The celebrated Beavers of history need not be
-catalogued at length. Shakespeare was a Bald-Beaver,
-apparently an Anticipatory-Vandyke.
-Napoleon Bonaparte was not a Beaver. Julius
-Cæsar, Edward Gibbon, Sir Joshua Reynolds, Alexander
-<abbr title="sixth">VI.</abbr> and Beethoven did all “... against the edicts
-of God, the oracles of the Prophets, the placits of
-councils and the judgment of learned men, hold
-fast the foolish custom of shaving.”<a name="Anchor_2" id="Anchor_2" href="#Footnote_2" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 2.">[2]</a> Contrariwise,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>Hannibal, William Morris, Rodin, St. Paul and Juan
-Rodriguez de Silva y Vélasquez were all content with
-“nourishing their horrid bushes of vanity.”<a name="Anchor_3" id="Anchor_3" href="#Footnote_3" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 3.">[3]</a> The
-Jews bore their beards proudly from out the Captivity.
-Indeed they took captivity captive; did not
-the Egyptians from time to time, asserting their
-masculinity, assume ceremonial false beards, “double
-faults” to a man? The most antient Romans
-were King-Beavers; the Normans were Walruses;
-the Greeks supported a considerable number of King-Beavers,
-among them Pericles and Socrates, “shaving
-was very rare in the early part of our period (440
-B.C.–330 B.C.).”<a name="Anchor_4" id="Anchor_4" href="#Footnote_4" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 4.">[4]</a> Until the eighteenth century
-Beaverhood was common, since that time it has
-grown rarer and rarer, with a sudden uprush of fur
-to the face in the middle of the last century, an
-uprush which has now almost died away. We read
-“... the value of their fur has caused their
-destruction in great measure where they were
-once numerous, and has led to their extirpation where
-there is evidence that they existed as a not uncommon
-animal. They were formerly distributed over
-the greater part of Europe. In England semi-fossilised
-remains show that they were not uncommon
-... in 1188 Giraldus stated that they were
-living on the river Teify in Cardiganshire ... some
-were known to frequent the Elbe in 1878.”<a name="Anchor_5" id="Anchor_5" href="#Footnote_5" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 5.">[5]</a></p>
-
-
-<div class="footnotes">
- <dl>
- <dt><a name="Footnote_2" id="Footnote_2" href="#Anchor_2" title="Return to text.">[2]</a></dt>
- <dd>Bulwer. <i>Anthropometamorphosis</i> (1650).</dd>
-
- <dt><a name="Footnote_3" id="Footnote_3" href="#Anchor_3" title="Return to text.">[3]</a></dt>
- <dd>Dr. Bolton.</dd>
-
- <dt><a name="Footnote_4" id="Footnote_4" href="#Anchor_4" title="Return to text.">[4]</a></dt>
- <dd>Tucker, <i>Life in Ancient Athens</i>, <abbr title="page">p.</abbr> 83.</dd>
-
- <dt><a name="Footnote_5" id="Footnote_5" href="#Anchor_5" title="Return to text.">[5]</a></dt>
- <dd><i>Living Animals of the World</i>, <abbr title="volume 1, page 152">vol. I., p. 152</abbr> <i>et seq.</i> <i>Parts
-of this extract are not clear. What value has the pelt of the Red-King
-commercially? Can a tippet be made of the adornment of
-the Fringed-Georgic?</i></dd>
- </dl>
-</div>
-
-
-<h2>THE GAME.</h2>
-
-<h3>Origin.</h3>
-
-<p>The origin of the game, which is scored in exactly
-the same manner as Lawn Tennis, is unknown. There
-are, however, various theories; one school holds that
-it came to birth in Oxford, another that it emerged
-in the other place, and a third traces it to Malta
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>(where “my brother from Gozo” was, doubtless, a
-local champion) and seeks for some association with
-antient mysteries.</p>
-
-<p>The outlines of the game itself are so simple and
-well-defined that the question of rules scarcely arises.
-A bearded man is a Beaver, claim him, crying aloud,
-as musically as possible, “Beaver, fifteen love”&mdash;or
-appropriately to the score. If both players cry aloud
-simultaneously it is a “no-ball.”</p>
-
-
-<h3>Double Faults.</h3>
-
-<p>The system of “double faults” deserves explanation.
-The educational value of the game is high,
-fostering as it does quickness of observation and that
-desirable attribute, an eagle-glance. When a player
-has had some little practice he will often score winning
-points from behind the specimen. Thus a side-whiskered
-gentleman may be claimed from the rear
-but, on drawing level with the quarry, it is observed
-that the chin is bare ... double fault.</p>
-
-
-<h3>Local Double Faults.</h3>
-
-<p>“Local double faults” are always a matter of
-courtesy, and if one claims a “local D. F.” one is
-not mulcted in the point. Usually it is some revered
-and Friend-of-all-the-World Beaver who is created,
-by general consent, a “local D. F.,” to enable players
-to discuss, unembarrassed, the day’s sport with him.
-Juvenile players find this convention of the greatest
-possible service. Hot-tempered, hard-handed uncles
-and such like are swiftly appeased by being made
-“local D. F.s,” and join whole-heartedly in the
-triumph occasioned by the capture of some other
-Brindled-King.</p>
-
-
-<h3>Status of Beaver.</h3>
-
-<p>It has been mentioned in the notes that very high
-standards have been from time to time set up as
-regards the status of Beaver. Passionate purists
-have, indeed, claimed that the charming Half-Beaver
-is a D. F., that the delicate wilding, the Fringed-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span>Georgic,
-is a D. F., even that the Imperial and the
-Nanny are suspect. Heed not such persons. Remember
-Knut and Mrs. Partington, nor seek to gild the
-lily. The sign manual of the Beaver is the not-naked
-chin, <span lang="grc" xml:lang="grc">ἂγυμνος</span>. No one of the specimens
-mentioned above has a naked chin, therefore, they
-are all Beavers; <i>quod erat demonstrandum</i>.</p>
-
-
-<h3>Hints as to Habitat.</h3>
-
-<p>The game can be played anywhere, except in
-Burithabeth, for “these men have no beards at all,
-for we saw them carry a certain iron instrument in
-their hands wherewith, if any hairs grow upon their
-chin, they presently pluck them out.”<a name="Anchor_6" id="Anchor_6" href="#Footnote_6" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 6.">[6]</a> Cathedral
-cities are a favourite habitat of the <i>genus</i>, and some
-are always to be found in the neighbourhood of Pall
-Mall. Dockyard towns provide large numbers of
-the ordinary variety, but very few Kings.</p>
-
-<div class="footnotes">
- <dl>
- <dt><a name="Footnote_6" id="Footnote_6" href="#Anchor_6" title="Return to text.">[6]</a></dt>
- <dd>Mandeville.</dd>
- </dl>
-</div>
-
-<h3>Single-handed Beaver.</h3>
-
-<p>It is not generally known that a rigidly conscientious
-person can play single-handed Beaver with great
-content. One scores Beavers walking in the same
-direction as oneself to the server, Beavers coming
-from that direction, and so passing the player, to the
-striker and stationary Beavers in accordance with
-the direction in which their heads are turned, towards
-or away from the player. Beavers debouching suddenly
-from cross-roads, if one has not time, as on a
-swift omnibus, to observe their ultimate direction,
-are “no-balls.”</p>
-
-
-<h3>Objections to the Game.</h3>
-
-<p>It has been objected that the game is nonsensical,
-anti-social and essentially discourteous. Nonsensical
-it is, an it please you; but is not nonsense a rare and
-a precious thing? Is not the nonsense of Lewis
-Carroll quite entirely adorable? Is not Lear’s story
-of Violet, Slingsby, Guy and Lionel a thing of impres<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span>sive
-beauty? The game is not anti-social, for it
-entails an increased interest in and admiration of
-one’s fellow-men and, as regards discourtesy, surely
-it is as much a compliment to a Red-King to cry
-on him, “Beaver, game, set, match,” as it is to
-comment upon some damsel’s handsome eyes.</p>
-
-
-<h3>The Beaver.</h3>
-
-<p>“Aristotle in his ethics takes up the conceit of the
-<i>Bever</i>,”<a name="Anchor_7" id="Anchor_7" href="#Footnote_7" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 7.">[7]</a> and, in general, one may assume that the
-bearded are proud of their adornments, love them,
-cherish them, even going so far in some cases as to
-enclose them in silken bags before retiring to rest.
-Controversy has long raged as to the propriety or
-otherwise of shaving. The Greek Church held strong
-views on the point, “... and also they say, that we
-sin deadly in shaving our beards, for the beard is
-token of a man, and gift of our Lord.”<a name="Anchor_8" id="Anchor_8" href="#Footnote_8" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 8.">[8]</a> The antient
-Greeks, as we have observed, for long clutched their
-hairiness, but finally succumbed to the Macedonian
-mode, and shaved clean; it is an interesting point
-that they did utterly abhor the Walrus. In England
-the matter has been entirely regulated by fashion,
-and I cannot trace the existence of any important
-body of opinion in favour of or against the practice
-of shaving. It would, nevertheless, be safe to say
-that an immature Beaver in the present year of grace
-is so rare as to be practically unknown&mdash;English
-specimens are seldom lighter than medium-brindle&mdash;which
-shows the trend of modern thought.</p>
-
-<p>It may be accepted, then, that the Beaver indulges
-in efflorescence in order to gratify his vanity (or in
-a few cases, perhaps, to keep his throat warm and
-save the expense of cravats). Perhaps he remembers
-the dictum, “<i>l’habit long et la barbe imposent de
-respect</i>.”<a name="Anchor_9" id="Anchor_9" href="#Footnote_9" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 9.">[9]</a> In which connection it may be emphasised
-that the intense interest now taken in fine specimens
-should be (and probably is) a source of considerable
-gratification to them. I have even been told of
-one superb Red-King who invariably congratulates
-the fortunate player who scores him.</p>
-
-<div class="footnotes">
- <dl>
- <dt><a name="Footnote_7" id="Footnote_7" href="#Anchor_7" title="Return to text.">[7]</a></dt>
- <dd>Browne. <cite>Pseudodoxia</cite>, <abbr title="1, chapter 9">I., c. ix.</abbr></dd>
-
- <dt><a name="Footnote_8" id="Footnote_8" href="#Anchor_8" title="Return to text.">[8]</a></dt>
- <dd>Mandeville, <abbr title="chapter 3">c. iii.</abbr></dd>
-
- <dt><a name="Footnote_9" id="Footnote_9" href="#Anchor_9" title="Return to text.">[9]</a></dt>
- <dd>Voltaire, <cite><abbr title="Dictionnaire philosophique">Dict. Phil.</abbr></cite></dd>
- </dl>
-</div>
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-<h3>Characteristics of various Species.</h3>
-
-<p>It is interesting to observe the very marked personal
-characteristics of the various species. A Brindled-King-Beaver
-is commonly distinguished by a dignified
-port and an air of profound weightiness. In a Red-King
-something of wistful may be remarked, in a
-Xanthine a touch, maybe, of bewilderment. Parti-colours
-are usually rather bird-like (perhaps the
-unconscious influence of the wag-tail) and Yellows
-are always pugnacious in appearance. The Fringed-Georgic
-smacks of the soil, the Imperial of cafés
-with red velvet, the Bald-King of the Reading-Room
-of the British Museum, the Tufted of antimaccassars
-and bronze horrors wriggling under glass domes. But
-all, without exception, carry an indefinable air of
-<i>exotisme</i>, a something that raises them above the
-herd; they appear never natural products, always
-“sports.”</p>
-
-
-<h3>The Queen-Beaver.</h3>
-
-<p>Of the Queen-Beaver it may be safely said that
-“the female of the species is more deadly than the
-male.” A really fine Pink-Queen is awe-inspiring,
-and a Grey-Queen infinitely terrifying. The dainty
-Blonde-Queen (it is advisable to have two assessors,
-for the signs of her beaverhood are “<i>plus follets,
-plus doux, plus imperceptibles</i>”<a name="Anchor_10" id="Anchor_10" href="#Footnote_10" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 10.">[10]</a> than in any other
-species) has a sinister air; a Black-Queen suggests
-“Macbeth.” It is curious to read that “in Cyprus
-the Goddess of Love wore a beard.”<a name="Anchor_11" id="Anchor_11" href="#Footnote_11" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 11.">[11]</a> Queens are
-rare and no false gallantry should prevent a player
-from scoring them whenever possible. It is, however,
-the mark of the gentleman to claim them <i>sotto voce</i>,
-almost in a whisper.</p>
-
-<div class="footnotes">
- <dl>
- <dt><a name="Footnote_10" id="Footnote_10" href="#Anchor_10" title="Return to text.">[10]</a></dt>
- <dd>Voltaire, <i>op. cit.</i></dd>
-
- <dt><a name="Footnote_11" id="Footnote_11" href="#Anchor_11" title="Return to text.">[11]</a></dt>
- <dd>Macrobius, <i>Saturn</i>, <abbr title="3">iii.</abbr>, 8.2.</dd>
- </dl>
-</div>
-
-<h3>Personalia.</h3>
-
-<p>We have now examined the game briefly, investigated<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>
-the characteristics of the Beaver family, cast a rapid
-and perfunctory glance at the Beaver in History
-(a subject deserving of a tome), and suggested
-explanations that may be offered, a defence that may
-be attempted, when a player is assailed by a non-player.
-“To beaver or not to beaver, that is the
-question.” The decision must be taken; paltering
-is no part of a man. Myself, I took it on the top of
-an omnibus outside the Ritz, and I played a most
-excellent game with myself as far as St. Mary Abbott’s.</p>
-
-<p>Having set my hand to the plough I did not look
-back, but entered upon the game in all seriousness.
-When Fortune appeared I did not give her a chance
-to “present her bald noddle,” but I grabbed her
-firmly by the forelock. Being from town I chanced
-upon a small <i>coterie</i> of learned enthusiasts, and much
-improved my game, as also my knowledge. The city
-was a very warren of Beavers; most of my finest
-specimens were secured there. Does not the mouth
-of every collector water on reading that I scored&mdash;with
-two witnesses, one of whom viséd the prey&mdash;a
-glorious Pink-Queen, leaning on a green bicycle
-outside the Post-Office? and, subsequently, an
-American Grey-Queen with young? The only rarity,
-roughly speaking, which eluded me was a fine Fringed-Georgic.
-I scored a somewhat moth-eaten specimen
-of uncertain colouration. Thus, “on stepping-stones
-of our dead” Beavers I attained to a certain skill.
-It would have been impossible to choose a better
-place for my little holiday, and my gratitude to my
-genial instructors and coaches knows no bounds.</p>
-
-<p>Local rules were well-framed, simple and reasonable.
-There are two “local D. F.s,” easily recognisable,
-and a certain number of markedly fine specimens
-which have great repute in the district and bear a
-very high scoring-value. All unknowing I claimed
-and scored <i>the</i> Ecclesiastical-King and was, instantly,
-awarded two games. It was, in very truth, a noble
-creature, a Pointed-Brindle, which is, of course, as
-rare and valuable as a pointed fox, in gorgeous coat<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span>
-and official robes of a searching scarlet. I had the
-good fortune to secure also the finest King in Full
-Winter-Coat that I have ever seen. The adornment
-was almost incredibly bushy and “white as the neck of
-Lalage,” while the specimen wore brown <i>suéde</i> shoes.
-Heigh ho! for the brave days that are dead. Golly,
-what a garland I wove me in that dear place.</p>
-
-
-<h3>Conclusion.</h3>
-
-<p>To what point are we come? Is the game of Beaver
-the expression of a passionate mass-protest against
-the furred face, or is it the forerunner of a revival of
-beards, that is, do we see here the shadow of that
-antient custom which led peoples to sacrifice yearly
-the animals who else were deities, whom they adored?<a name="Anchor_12" id="Anchor_12" href="#Footnote_12" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 12.">[12]</a>
-In any case the Beard is again burgeoning. But a
-few years gone the bearded were not, <i>qua</i> beards, of
-any importance, now they loom upon the social horizon
-considerably larger than a man’s hand. Of the
-importance of the Beard it may well be that the
-apogee is upon us. Perchance the Beard will again
-be invested with the dignity of ceremonial as in
-antient China. “After the coffining,” so we read of
-the obsequies of an officer, “the Master of the Ceremonies
-does away with his hair-tufts.”<a name="Anchor_13" id="Anchor_13" href="#Footnote_13" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 13.">[13]</a> Shall we
-live to see the Beard exalted as an horn on high?
-Will the game of Beaver re-instate the Beard as the
-Crimean campaign instituted the now almost extinct
-(but exquisite) moustache-whisker fitment, or will it
-drive the hairy to put off the whole armour of hairiness?
-<i>Quien sabe?</i> These things remain, in the
-charming phrase of M. Cliché, “on the knees of the
-gods,” but it is safe to assert that, even now, we can
-as a people, we English, rebut the accusation of Samuel
-Butler, “we often do not notice that a man has grown
-a beard.”<a name="Anchor_14" id="Anchor_14" href="#Footnote_14" class="fnanchor" title="Go to footnote 14.">[14]</a></p>
-
-<div class="footnotes">
- <dl>
- <dt><a name="Footnote_12" id="Footnote_12" href="#Anchor_12" title="Return to text.">[12]</a></dt>
- <dd><i>See</i> Herodotus, <abbr title="2">ii.</abbr>, 42.</dd>
- <dt><a name="Footnote_13" id="Footnote_13" href="#Anchor_13" title="Return to text.">[13]</a></dt>
- <dd>Chou Kung, <cite>The I-Li</cite>, <abbr title="chapter 31">c. xxxi.</abbr></dd>
- <dt><a name="Footnote_14" id="Footnote_14" href="#Anchor_14" title="Return to text.">[14]</a></dt>
- <dd>Butler, <cite>The Notebooks</cite>, <abbr title="page">p.</abbr> 311.</dd>
- </dl>
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