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+Title: Diary of Samuel Pepys, 1664
+ Transcribed From The Shorthand Manuscript In The Pepysian
+ Library Magdalene College Cambridge By The Rev. Mynors
+ Bright
+
+Author: Samuel Pepys
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+Commentator: Lord Braybrooke
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+<br><br>
+
+<h1>
+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+</h1>
+<center>
+CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+</center>
+<center>
+TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY<br>
+MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW<br>
+AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+</center>
+<center>
+(Unabridged)
+</center>
+<center>
+WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+</center><br><br>
+
+<h1>1664</h1>
+<br><br>
+
+<h2>
+By Samuel Pepys
+</h2><br><br>
+
+<center>
+Edited With Additions By
+<br><br>
+Henry B. Wheatley F.S.A.
+</center><br><br>
+<center>
+ LONDON<br>
+ GEORGE BELL &amp; SONS YORK ST. COVENT GARDEN<br>
+ CAMBRIDGE DEIGHTON BELL &amp; CO.
+</center>
+<h3>
+ 1893
+</h3>
+
+
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p class="toc"><big><b>CONTENTS</b></big></p><br />
+
+<big><b><a href="#2H_4_0051">
+1663-1664
+</a></b></big>
+
+
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0051">
+JANUARY 1663-1664
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0052">
+FEBRUARY 1663-1664
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0053">
+MARCH 1663-1664
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0054">
+APRIL 1664
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0055">
+MAY 1664
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0056">
+JUNE 1664
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0057">
+JULY 1664
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0058">
+AUGUST 1664
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0059">
+SEPTEMBER 1664
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0060">
+OCTOBER 1664
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0061">
+NOVEMBER 1664
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0062">
+DECEMBER 1664
+</a></p><br>
+</blockquote>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+
+
+
+<a name="2H_4_0051"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
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+<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
+
+<h2>
+ JANUARY 1663-1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+January 1st, Went to bed between 4 and 5 in the morning with my mind
+in good temper of satisfaction and slept till about 8, that many people
+came to speak with me. Among others one came with the best New Year's
+gift that ever I had, namely from Mr. Deering, with a bill of exchange
+drawn upon himself for the payment of L50 to Mr. Luellin. It being for
+my use with a letter of compliment. I am not resolved what or how to do
+in this business, but I conclude it is an extraordinary good new year's
+gift, though I do not take the whole, or if I do then give some of it to
+Luellin. By and by comes Captain Allen and his son Jowles and his wife,
+who continues pretty still. They would have had me set my hand to a
+certificate for his loyalty, and I know not what his ability for any
+employment. But I did not think it fit, but did give them a pleasing
+denial, and after sitting with me an hour they went away. Several others
+came to me about business, and then being to dine at my uncle Wight's
+I went to the Coffee-house, sending my wife by Will, and there staid
+talking an hour with Coll. Middleton, and others, and among other things
+about a very rich widow, young and handsome, of one Sir Nicholas Gold's,
+a merchant, lately fallen, and of great courtiers that already look
+after her: her husband not dead a week yet. She is reckoned worth
+L80,000. Thence to my uncle Wight's, where Dr. of&mdash;&mdash;-, among others,
+dined, and his wife, a seeming proud conceited woman, I know not what to
+make of her, but the Dr's. discourse did please me very well about the
+disease of the stone, above all things extolling Turpentine, which he
+told me how it may be taken in pills with great ease. There was brought
+to table a hot pie made of a swan I sent them yesterday, given me by Mr.
+Howe, but we did not eat any of it. But my wife and I rose from table,
+pretending business, and went to the Duke's house, the first play I have
+been at these six months, according to my last vowe, and here saw the
+so much cried-up play of "Henry the Eighth;" which, though I went with
+resolution to like it, is so simple a thing made up of a great many
+patches, that, besides the shows and processions in it, there is nothing
+in the world good or well done. Thence mightily dissatisfied back at
+night to my uncle Wight's, and supped with them, but against my stomach
+out of the offence the sight of my aunt's hands gives me, and ending
+supper with a mighty laugh, the greatest I have had these many months,
+at my uncle's being out in his grace after meat, we rose and broke up,
+and my wife and I home and to bed, being sleepy since last night.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd. Up and to the office, and there sitting all the morning, and at
+noon to the 'Change, in my going met with Luellin and told him how I had
+received a letter and bill for L50 from Mr. Deering, and delivered it
+to him, which he told me he would receive for me. To which I consented,
+though professed not to desire it if he do not consider himself
+sufficiently able by the service I have done, and that it is rather my
+desire to have nothing till he be further sensible of my service. From
+the 'Change I brought him home and dined with us, and after dinner I
+took my wife out, for I do find that I am not able to conquer myself as
+to going to plays till I come to some new vowe concerning it, and that I
+am now come, that is to say, that I will not see above one in a month
+at any of the publique theatres till the sum of 50s. be spent, and then
+none before New Year's Day next, unless that I do become worth L1000
+sooner than then, and then am free to come to some other terms, and so
+leaving him in Lombard Street I took her to the King's house, and there
+met Mr. Nicholson, my old colleague, and saw "The Usurper," which is
+no good play, though better than what I saw yesterday. However, we rose
+unsatisfied, and took coach and home, and I to the office late writing
+letters, and so to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then rose and with a fire in my
+chamber staid within all day, looking over and settling my accounts in
+good order, by examining all my books, and the kitchen books, and I find
+that though the proper profit of my last year was but L305, yet I did by
+other gain make it up L444., which in every part of it was unforeseen
+of me, and therefore it was a strange oversight for lack of examining my
+expenses that I should spend L690 this year, but for the time to come
+I have so distinctly settled all my accounts in writing and the
+particulars of all my several layings out, that I do hope I shall
+hereafter make a better judgment of my spendings than ever. I dined with
+my wife in her chamber, she in bed, and then down again and till 11 at
+night, and broke up and to bed with great content, but could not make
+an end of writing over my vows as I purposed, but I am agreed in every
+thing how to order myself for the year to come, which I trust in God
+will be much for my good. So up to prayers and to bed. This evening Sir
+W. Pen came to invite me against next Wednesday, being Twelfth day, to
+his usual feast, his wedding day.
+</p>
+<p>
+4th. Up betimes, and my wife being ready, and her mayd Besse and the
+girl, I carried them by coach and set them all down in Covent Garden and
+there left them, and I to my Lord Sandwich's lodgings, but he not being
+up, I to the Duke's chamber, and there by and by to his closett, where
+since his lady was ill, a little red bed of velvet is brought for him to
+lie alone, which is a very pretty one. After doing business here, I
+to my Lord's again, and there spoke with him, and he seems now almost
+friends again as he used to be. Here meeting Mr. Pierce, the chyrurgeon,
+he told me among other Court newes, how the Queene is very well again,
+and the King lay with her on Saturday night last; and that she speaks
+now very pretty English, and makes her sense out now and then with
+pretty phrazes: as among others this is mightily cried up; that, meaning
+to say that she did not like such a horse so well as the rest, he being
+too prancing and full of tricks, she said he did make too much
+vanity. Thence to the Tennis Court, after I had spent a little time in
+Westminster Hall, thinking to have met with Mrs. Lane, but I could not
+and am glad of it, and there saw the King play at Tennis and others: but
+to see how the King's play was extolled without any cause at all, was
+a loathsome sight, though sometimes, indeed, he did play very well and
+deserved to be commended; but such open flattery is beastly. Afterwards
+to St. James's Parke, being unwilling to go to spend money at the
+ordinary, and there spent an hour or two, it being a pleasant day,
+seeing people play at Pell Mell; where it pleased me mightily to hear
+a gallant, lately come from France, swear at one of his companions for
+suffering his man (a spruce blade) to be so saucy as to strike a ball
+while his master was playing on the Mall.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [When Egerton was Bishop of Durham, he often played at bowls with
+ his guests on the public days. On an occasion of this sort, a
+ visitor happening to cross the lawn, one of the chaplains exclaimed,
+ "You must not shake the green, for the bishop is going to bowl."-B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+Thence took coach at White Hall and took up my wife, who is mighty sad
+to think of her father, who is going into Germany against the Turkes;
+but what will become of her brother I know not. He is so idle, and out
+of all capacity, I think, to earn his bread. Home and at my office till
+is at night making my solemn vowes for the next year, which I trust in
+the Lord I shall keep, but I fear I have a little too severely bound
+myself in some things and in too many, for I fear I may forget some. But
+however, I know the worst, and shall by the blessing of God observe to
+perform or pay my forfeits punctually. So home and to bed with my mind
+at rest.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th. Up and to our office, where we sat all the morning, where my head
+being willing to take in all business whatever, I am afraid I shall over
+clogg myself with it. But however, it is my desire to do my duty and
+shall the willinger bear it. At noon home and to the 'Change, where I
+met with Luellin, who went off with me and parted to meet again at the
+Coffeehouse, but missed. So home and found him there, and Mr. Barrow
+came to speak with me, so they both dined with me alone, my wife
+not being ready, and after dinner I up in my chamber with Barrow to
+discourse about matters of the yard with him, and his design of leaving
+the place, which I am sorry for, and will prevent if I can. He being
+gone then Luellin did give me the L50 from Mr. Deering, which he do give
+me for my pains in his business and what I may hereafter take for him,
+though there is not the least word or deed I have yet been guilty of in
+his behalf but what I am sure has been to the King's advantage and the
+profit of the service, nor ever will. And for this money I never did
+condition with him or expected a farthing at the time when I did do him
+the service, nor have given any receipt for it, it being brought me by
+Luellin, nor do purpose to give him any thanks for it, but will wherein
+I can faithfully endeavour to see him have the privilege of his Patent
+as the King's merchant. I did give Luellin two pieces in gold for a pair
+of gloves for his kindness herein. Then he being gone, I to my
+office, where busy till late at night, that through my room being over
+confounded in business I could stay there no longer, but went home, and
+after a little supper to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+6th (Twelfth day). Up and to my office, where very busy all the morning,
+being indeed over loaded with it through my own desire of doing all I
+can. At noon to the 'Change, but did little, and so home to dinner with
+my poor wife, and after dinner read a lecture to her in Geography, which
+she takes very prettily and with great pleasure to her and me to teach
+her, and so to the office again, where as busy as ever in my life,
+one thing after another, and answering people's business, particularly
+drawing up things about Mr. Wood's masts, which I expect to have a
+quarrel about with Sir W. Batten before it be ended, but I care not. At
+night home to my wife, to supper, discourse, prayers, and to bed. This
+morning I began a practice which I find by the ease I do it with that I
+shall continue, it saving me money and time; that is, to trimme myself
+with a razer: which pleases me mightily.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th. Up, putting on my best clothes and to the office, where all the
+morning we sat busy, among other things upon Mr. Wood's performance of
+his contract for masts, wherein I was mightily concerned, but I think
+was found all along in the right, and shall have my desire in it to the
+King's advantage. At noon, all of us to dinner to Sir W. Pen's, where a
+very handsome dinner, Sir J. Lawson among others, and his lady and his
+daughter, a very pretty lady and of good deportment, with looking upon
+whom I was greatly pleased, the rest of the company of the women were
+all of our own house, of no satisfaction or pleasure at all. My wife was
+not there, being not well enough, nor had any great mind. But to see
+how Sir W. Pen imitates me in everything, even in his having his chimney
+piece in his dining room the same with that in my wife's closett, and in
+every thing else I perceive wherein he can. But to see again how he was
+out in one compliment: he lets alone drinking any of the ladies' healths
+that were there, my Lady Batten and Lawson, till he had begun with my
+Lady Carteret, who was absent, and that was well enough, and then Mr.
+Coventry's mistresse, at which he was ashamed, and would not have had
+him have drunk it, at least before the ladies present, but his policy,
+as he thought, was such that he would do it. After dinner by coach with
+Sir G. Carteret and Sir J. Minnes by appointment to Auditor Beale's in
+Salisbury Court, and there we did with great content look over some old
+ledgers to see in what manner they were kept, and indeed it was in an
+extraordinary good method, and such as (at least out of design to keep
+them employed) I do persuade Sir J. Minnes to go upon, which will at
+least do as much good it may be to keep them for want of something to do
+from envying those that do something. Thence calling to see whether Mrs.
+Turner was returned, which she is, and I spoke one word only to her, and
+away again by coach home and to my office, where late, and then home to
+supper and bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th. Up and all the morning at my office and with Sir J. Minnes,
+directing him and Mr. Turner about keeping of their books according to
+yesterday's work, wherein I shall make them work enough. At noon to the
+'Change, and there long, and from thence by appointment took Luellin,
+Mount, and W. Symons, and Mr. Pierce, the chirurgeon, home to dinner
+with me and were merry. But, Lord! to hear how W. Symons do commend and
+look sadly and then talk bawdily and merrily, though his wife was dead
+but the other day, would make a dogg laugh. After dinner I did go in
+further part of kindness to Luellin for his kindness about Deering's L50
+which he procured me the other day of him. We spent all the afternoon
+together and then they to cards with my wife, who this day put on her
+Indian blue gowne which is very pretty, where I left them for an hour,
+and to my office, and then to them again, and by and by they went
+away at night, and so I again to my office to perfect a letter to Mr.
+Coventry about Department Treasurers, wherein I please myself and hope
+to give him content and do the King service therein. So having done, I
+home and to teach my wife a new lesson in the globes, and to supper,
+and to bed. We had great pleasure this afternoon; among other things, to
+talk of our old passages together in Cromwell's time; and how W. Symons
+did make me laugh and wonder to-day when he told me how he had
+made shift to keep in, in good esteem and employment, through eight
+governments in one year (the dear 1659, which were indeed, and he did
+name them all), and then failed unhappy in the ninth, viz. that of the
+King's coming in. He made good to me the story which Luellin did tell
+me the other day, of his wife upon her death-bed; how she dreamt of her
+uncle Scobell, and did foretell, from some discourse she had with him,
+that she should die four days thence, and not sooner, and did all along
+say so, and did so. Upon the 'Change a great talke there was of one Mr.
+Tryan, an old man, a merchant in Lyme-Streete, robbed last night (his
+man and mayde being gone out after he was a-bed), and gagged and robbed
+of L1050 in money and about L4000 in jewells, which he had in his house
+as security for money. It is believed by many circumstances that his man
+is guilty of confederacy, by their ready going to his secret till in his
+desk, wherein the key of his cash-chest lay.
+</p>
+<p>
+9th. Up (my underlip being mightily swelled, I know not how but by
+overrubbing it, it itching) and to the office, where we sat all the
+morning, and at noon I home to dinner, and by discourse with my wife
+thought upon inviting my Lord Sandwich to a dinner shortly. It will
+cost me at least ten or twelve pounds; but, however, some arguments of
+prudence I have, which however I shall think again upon before I proceed
+to that expence. After dinner by coach I carried my wife and Jane to
+Westminster, leaving her at Mr. Hunt's, and I to Westminster Hall, and
+there visited Mrs. Lane, and by appointment went out and met her at
+the Trumpet, Mrs. Hare's, but the room being damp we went to the Bell
+tavern, and there I had her company, but could not do as I used to do
+(yet nothing but what was honest)..... So I to talk about her having
+Hawley, she told me flatly no, she could not love him. I took occasion
+to enquire of Howlett's daughter, with whom I have a mind to meet a
+little to see what mettle the young wench is made of, being very pretty,
+but she tells me she is already betrothed to Mrs. Michell's son, and
+she in discourse tells me more, that Mrs. Michell herself had a daughter
+before marriage, which is now near thirty years old, a thing I could not
+have believed. Thence leading her to the Hall, I took coach and called
+my wife and her mayd, and so to the New Exchange, where we bought
+several things of our pretty Mrs. Dorothy Stacy, a pretty woman, and
+has the modestest look that ever I saw in my life and manner of speech.
+Thence called at Tom's and saw him pretty well again, but has not been
+currant. So homeward, and called at Ludgate, at Ashwell's uncle's, but
+she was not within, to have spoke to her to have come to dress my
+wife at the time my Lord dines here. So straight home, calling for
+Walsingham's Manuals at my bookseller's to read but not to buy,
+recommended for a pretty book by Sir W. Warren, whose warrant however
+I do not much take till I do read it. So home to supper and to bed,
+my wife not being very well since she came home, being troubled with a
+fainting fit, which she never yet had before since she was my wife.
+</p>
+<p>
+10th (Lord's day). Lay in bed with my wife till 10 or 11 o'clock, having
+been very sleepy all night. So up, and my brother Tom being come to
+see me, we to dinner, he telling me how Mrs. Turner found herself
+discontented with her late bad journey, and not well taken by them in
+the country, they not desiring her coming down, nor the burials of Mr.
+Edward Pepys's corps there. After dinner I to the office, where all the
+afternoon, and at night my wife and I to my uncle Wight's, and there eat
+some of their swan pie, which was good, and I invited them to my house
+to eat a roasted swan on Tuesday next, which after I was come home did
+make a quarrels between my wife and I, because she had appointed a wish
+to-morrow. But, however, we were friends again quickly. So to bed.
+All our discourse to-night was Mr. Tryan's late being robbed; and that
+Collonell Turner (a mad, swearing, confident fellow, well known by all,
+and by me), one much indebted to this man for his very livelihood, was
+the man that either did or plotted it; and the money and things are
+found in his hand, and he and his wife now in Newgate for it; of which
+we are all glad, so very a known rogue he was.
+</p>
+<p>
+11th. Waked this morning by 4 o'clock by my wife to call the mayds to
+their wash, and what through my sleeping so long last night and vexation
+for the lazy sluts lying so long again and their great wash, neither my
+wife nor I could sleep one winke after that time till day, and then I
+rose and by coach (taking Captain Grove with me and three bottles of
+Tent, which I sent to Mrs. Lane by my promise on Saturday night last) to
+White Hall, and there with the rest of our company to the Duke and did
+our business, and thence to the Tennis Court till noon, and there saw
+several great matches played, and so by invitation to St. James's;
+where, at Mr. Coventry's chamber, I dined with my Lord Barkeley, Sir G.
+Carteret, Sir Edward Turner, Sir Ellis Layton, and one Mr. Seymour, a
+fine gentleman; were admirable good discourse of all sorts, pleasant and
+serious. Thence after dinner to White Hall, where the Duke being busy at
+the Guinny business, the Duke of Albemarle, Sir W. Rider, Povy, Sir J.
+Lawson and I to the Duke of Albemarle's lodgings, and there did some
+business, and so to the Court again, and I to the Duke of York's
+lodgings, where the Guinny company are choosing their assistants for
+the next year by ballotting. Thence by coach with Sir J. Robinson,
+Lieutenant of the Tower, he set me down at Cornhill, but, Lord! the
+simple discourse that all the way we had, he magnifying his great
+undertakings and cares that have been upon him for these last two years,
+and how he commanded the city to the content of all parties, when
+the loggerhead knows nothing almost that is sense. Thence to the
+Coffee-house, whither comes Sir W. Petty and Captain Grant, and we fell
+in talke (besides a young gentleman, I suppose a merchant, his name Mr.
+Hill, that has travelled and I perceive is a master in most sorts of
+musique and other things) of musique; the universal character; art
+of memory; Granger's counterfeiting of hands and other most excellent
+discourses to my great content, having not been in so good company a
+great while, and had I time I should covet the acquaintance of that
+Mr. Hill. This morning I stood by the King arguing with a pretty Quaker
+woman, that delivered to him a desire of hers in writing. The King
+showed her Sir J. Minnes, as a man the fittest for her quaking religion,
+saying that his beard was the stiffest thing about him, and again
+merrily said, looking upon the length of her paper, that if all she
+desired was of that length she might lose her desires; she modestly
+saying nothing till he begun seriously to discourse with her, arguing
+the truth of his spirit against hers; she replying still with these
+words, "O King!" and thou'd him all along. The general talke of the
+towne still is of Collonell Turner, about the robbery; who, it is
+thought, will be hanged. I heard the Duke of York tell to-night, how
+letters are come that fifteen are condemned for the late plot by the
+judges at York; and, among others, Captain Oates, against whom it was
+proved that he drew his sword at his going out, and flinging away the
+scabbard, said that he would either return victor or be hanged. So home,
+where I found the house full of the washing and my wife mighty angry
+about Will's being here to-day talking with her mayds, which she
+overheard, idling of their time, and he telling what a good mayd my old
+Jane was, and that she would never have her like again. At which I was
+angry, and after directing her to beat at least the little girl, I went
+to the office and there reproved Will, who told me that he went thither
+by my wife's order, she having commanded him to come thither on Monday
+morning. Now God forgive me! how apt I am to be jealous of her as to
+this fellow, and that she must needs take this time, when she knows
+I must be gone out to the Duke, though methinks had she that mind she
+would never think it discretion to tell me this story of him, to let
+me know that he was there, much less to make me offended with him, to
+forbid him coming again. But this cursed humour I cannot cool in myself
+by all the reason I have, which God forgive me for, and convince me of
+the folly of it, and the disquiet it brings me. So home, where, God
+be thanked, when I came to speak to my wife my trouble of mind soon
+vanished, and to bed. The house foul with the washing and quite out of
+order against to-morrow's dinner.
+</p>
+<p>
+12th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon
+to the 'Change awhile, and so home, getting things against dinner ready,
+and anon comes my uncle Wight and my aunt, with their cozens Mary and
+Robert, and by chance my uncle Thomas Pepys. We had a good dinner, the
+chief dish a swan roasted, and that excellent meate. At, dinner and all
+day very merry. After dinner to cards, where till evening, then to the
+office a little, and to cards again with them, and lost half-a-crowne.
+They being gone, my wife did tell me how my uncle did this day accost
+her alone, and spoke of his hoping she was with child, and kissing
+her earnestly told her he should be very glad of it, and from all
+circumstances methinks he do seem to have some intention of good to us,
+which I shall endeavour to continue more than ever I did yet. So to my
+office till late, and then home to bed, after being at prayers, which is
+the first time after my late vowe to say prayers in my family twice in
+every week.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th. Up and to my office a little, and then abroad to many several
+places about business, among others to the geometrical instrument
+makers, and through Bedlam (calling by the way at an old bookseller's
+and there fell into looking over Spanish books and pitched upon some,
+till I thought of my oathe when I was going to agree for them, and so
+with much ado got myself out of the shop glad at my heart and so away)
+to the African House to look upon their book of contracts for several
+commodities for my information in the prices we give in the Navy. So to
+the Coffee [house] where extraordinary good discourse of Dr. Whistler's'
+upon my question concerning the keeping of masts, he arguing against
+keeping them dry, by showing the nature of corruption in bodies and the
+several ways thereof. So to the 'Change, and thence with Sir W. Rider to
+the Trinity House to dinner, and then home and to my office till night,
+and then with Mr. Bland to Sir T. Viner's about pieces of eight for Sir
+J. Lawson, and so back to my office, and there late upon business, and
+so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, and at noon all
+of us, viz., Sir G. Carteret and Sir W. Batten at one end, and Mr.
+Coventry, Sir J. Minnes and I (in the middle at the other end, being
+taught how to sit there all three by my sitting so much the backwarder)
+at the other end, to Sir G. Carteret's, and there dined well. Here I saw
+Mr. Scott, the bastard that married his youngest daughter. Much pleasant
+talk at table, and then up and to the office, where we sat long upon our
+design of dividing the Controller's work into some of the rest of our
+hands for the better doing of it, but he would not yield to it, though
+the simple man knows in his heart that he do not do one part of it. So
+he taking upon him to do it all we rose, I vexed at the heart to see the
+King's service run after this manner, but it cannot be helped. Thence to
+the Old James to the reference about Mr. Bland's business. Sir W.
+Rider being now added to us, and I believe we shall soon come to some
+determination in it. So home and to my office, did business, and then up
+to Sir W. Pen and did express my trouble about this day's business, he
+not being there, and plainly told him what I thought of it, and though I
+know him a false fellow yet I adventured, as I have done often, to tell
+him clearly my opinion of Sir W. Batten and his design in this business,
+which is very bad. Hence home, and after a lecture to my wife in her
+globes, to prayers and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th. Up and to my office, where all the morning, and among other things
+Mr. Turner with me, and I did tell him my mind about the Controller his
+master and all the office, and my mind touching himself too, as he did
+carry himself either well or ill to me and my clerks, which I doubt not
+but it will operate well. Thence to the 'Change, and there met my uncle
+Wight, who was very kind to me, and would have had me home with him, and
+so kind that I begin to wonder and think something of it of good to me.
+Thence home to dinner, and after dinner with Mr. Hater by water, and
+walked thither and back again from Deptford, where I did do something
+checking the iron business, but my chief business was my discourse with
+Mr. Hater about what had passed last night and to-day about the office
+business, and my resolution to do him all the good I can therein. So
+home, and my wife tells me that my uncle Wight hath been with her, and
+played at cards with her, and is mighty inquisitive to know whether
+she is with child or no, which makes me wonder what his meaning is,
+and after all my thoughts, I cannot think, unless it be in order to the
+making his will, that he might know how to do by me, and I would to God
+my wife had told him that she was.
+</p>
+<p>
+16th. Up, and having paid some money in the morning to my uncle Thomas
+on his yearly annuity, to the office, where we sat all the morning.
+At noon I to the 'Change about some pieces of eight for Sir J. Lawson.
+There I hear that Collonell Turner is found guilty of felony at the
+Sessions in Mr. Tryan's business, which will save his life. So home and
+met there J. Hasper come to see his kinswoman our Jane. I made much of
+him and made him dine with us, he talking after the old simple manner
+that he used to do. He being gone, I by water to Westminster Hall, and
+there did see Mrs. Lane..... So by coach home and to my office, where
+Browne of the Minerys brought me an Instrument made of a Spyral line
+very pretty for all questions in Arithmetique almost, but it must be
+some use that must make me perfect in it. So home to supper and to bed,
+with my mind 'un peu troubled pour ce que fait' to-day, but I hope it
+will be 'la dernier de toute ma vie.'
+</p>
+<p>
+17th (Lord's day). Up, and I and my wife to church, where Pembleton
+appeared, which, God forgive me, did vex me, but I made nothing of it.
+So home to dinner, and betimes my wife and I to the French church and
+there heard a good sermon, the first time my wife and I were there ever
+together. We sat by three sisters, all pretty women. It was pleasant to
+hear the reader give notice to them, that the children to be catechized
+next Sunday were them of Hounsditch and Blanche Chapiton. Thence home,
+and there found Ashwell come to see my wife (we having called at her
+lodging the other, day to speak with her about dressing my wife when
+my Lord Sandwich dines here), and is as merry as ever, and speaks as
+disconcerned for any difference between us on her going away as ever.
+She being gone, my wife and I to see Sir W. Pen and there supped with
+him much against my stomach, for the dishes were so deadly foule that I
+could not endure to look upon them. So after supper home to prayers and
+to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+18th. Up, being troubled to find my wife so ready to have me go out of
+doors. God forgive me for my jealousy! but I cannot forbear, though God
+knows I have no reason to do so, or to expect her being so true to me
+as I would have her. I abroad to White Hall, where the Court all in
+mourning for the Duchesse of Savoy. We did our business with the Duke,
+and so I to W. Howe at my Lord's lodgings, not seeing my Lord, he being
+abroad, and there I advised with W. Howe about my having my Lord to
+dinner at my house, who likes it well, though it troubles me that I
+should come to need the advice of such a boy, but for the present it is
+necessary. Here I found Mr. Mallard, and had from him a common tune set
+by my desire to the Lyra Vyall, which goes most admirably. Thence home
+by coach to the 'Change, after having been at the Coffee-house, where I
+hear Turner is found guilty of felony and burglary; and strange stories
+of his confidence at the barr, but yet great indiscretion in his
+argueing. All desirous of his being hanged. So home and found that Will
+had been with my wife. But, Lord! why should I think any evil of that;
+and yet I cannot forbear it. But upon enquiry, though I found no reason
+of doubtfulness, yet I could not bring my nature to any quiet or content
+in my wife all day and night, nor though I went with her to divert
+myself at my uncle Wight's, and there we played at cards till 12 at
+night and went home in a great shower of rain, it having not rained
+a great while before. Here was one Mr. Benson, a Dutchman, played and
+supped with us, that pretends to sing well, and I expected great matters
+but found nothing to be pleased with at all. So home and to bed, yet
+troubled in my mind.
+</p>
+<p>
+19th. Up, without any kindness to my wife, and so to the office, where
+we sat all the morning, and at noon I to the 'Change, and thence to Mr.
+Cutler's with Sir W. Rider to dinner, and after dinner with him to the
+Old James upon our reference of Mr. Bland's, and, having sat there upon
+the business half an hour, broke up, and I home and there found Madame
+Turner and her sister Dike come to see us, and staid chatting till
+night, and so away, and I to my office till very late, and my eyes began
+to fail me, and be in pain which I never felt to now-a-days, which I
+impute to sitting up late writing and reading by candle-light. So home
+to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th. Up and by coach to my Lord Sandwich's, and after long staying till
+his coming down (he not sending for me up, but it may be he did not know
+I was there), he came down, and I walked with him to the Tennis Court,
+and there left him, seeing the King play. At his lodgings this morning
+there came to him Mr. W. Montague's fine lady, which occasioned my
+Lord's calling me to her about some business for a friend of hers
+preferred to be a midshipman at sea. My Lord recommended the whole
+matter to me. She is a fine confident lady, I think, but not so pretty
+as I once thought her. My Lord did also seal a lease for the house he
+is now taking in Lincoln's Inn Fields, which stands him in 250 per annum
+rent. Thence by water to my brother's, whom I find not well in bed,
+sicke, they think, of a consumption, and I fear he is not well, but
+do not complain, nor desire to take anything. From him I visited Mr.
+Honiwood, who is lame, and to thank him for his visit to me the other
+day, but we were both abroad. So to Mr. Commander's in Warwicke Lane, to
+speak to him about drawing up my will, which he will meet me about in a
+day or two. So to the 'Change and walked home, thence with Sir Richard
+Ford, who told me that Turner is to be hanged to-morrow, and with what
+impudence he hath carried out his trial; but that last night, when
+he brought him newes of his death, he began to be sober and shed some
+tears, and he hopes will die a penitent; he having already confessed all
+the thing, but says it was partly done for a joke, and partly to get an
+occasion of obliging the old man by his care in getting him his things
+again, he having some hopes of being the better by him in his estate
+at his death. Home to dinner, and after dinner my wife and I by water,
+which we have not done together many a day, that is not since last
+summer, but the weather is now very warm, and left her at Axe Yard, and
+I to White Hall, and meeting Mr. Pierce walked with him an hour in the
+Matted Gallery; among other things he tells me that my Lady Castlemaine
+is not at all set by by the King, but that he do doat upon Mrs. Stewart
+only; and that to the leaving of all business in the world, and to the
+open slighting of the Queene; that he values not who sees him or stands
+by him while he dallies with her openly; and then privately in her
+chamber below, where the very sentrys observe his going in and out; and
+that so commonly, that the Duke or any of the nobles, when they would
+ask where the King is, they will ordinarily say, "Is the King above, or
+below?" meaning with Mrs. Stewart: that the King do not openly disown
+my Lady Castlemaine, but that she comes to Court; but that my Lord
+FitzHarding and the Hambletons,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [The three brothers, George Hamilton, James Hamilton, and the Count
+ Antoine Hamilton, author of the "Memoires de Grammont."]
+</pre>
+<p>
+and sometimes my Lord Sandwich, they say, have their snaps at her. But
+he says my Lord Sandwich will lead her from her lodgings in the darkest
+and obscurest manner, and leave her at the entrance into the Queene's
+lodgings, that he might be the least observed; that the Duke of Monmouth
+the King do still doat on beyond measure, insomuch that the King only,
+the Duke of York, and Prince Rupert, and the Duke of Monmouth, do now
+wear deep mourning, that is, long cloaks, for the Duchesse of Savoy; so
+that he mourns as a Prince of the Blood, while the Duke of York do no
+more, and all the nobles of the land not so much; which gives great
+offence, and he says the Duke of York do consider. But that the Duke
+of York do give himself up to business, and is like to prove a noble
+Prince; and so indeed I do from my heart think he will. He says that
+it is believed, as well as hoped, that care is taken to lay up a hidden
+treasure of money by the King against a bad day, pray God it be so! but
+I should be more glad that the King himself would look after business,
+which it seems he do not in the least. By and by came by Mr. Coventry,
+and so we broke off; and he and I took a turn or two and so parted, and
+then my Lord Sandwich came upon me, to speak with whom my business of
+coming again to-night to this ende of the town chiefly was, in order to
+the seeing in what manner he received me, in order to my inviting him to
+dinner to my house, but as well in the morning as now, though I did
+wait upon him home and there offered occasion of talk with him, yet he
+treated me, though with respect, yet as a stranger, without any of the
+intimacy or friendship which he used to do, and which I fear he will
+never, through his consciousness of his faults, ever do again. Which I
+must confess do trouble me above anything in the world almost, though I
+neither do need at present nor fear to need to be so troubled, nay, and
+more, though I do not think that he would deny me any friendship now if
+I did need it, but only that he has not the face to be free with me, but
+do look upon me as a remembrancer of his former vanity, and an espy upon
+his present practices, for I perceive that Pickering to-day is great
+with him again, and that he has done a great courtesy for Mr. Pierce,
+the chirurgeon, to a good value, though both these and none but these
+did I mention by name to my Lord in the business which has caused
+all this difference between my Lord and me. However, I am resolved to
+forbear my laying out my money upon a dinner till I see him in a better
+posture, and by grave and humble, though high deportment, to make him
+think I do not want him, and that will make him the readier to admit me
+to his friendship again, I believe the soonest of anything but downright
+impudence, and thrusting myself, as others do, upon him, which yet I
+cannot do, not [nor] will not endeavour. So home, calling with my wife
+to see my brother again, who was up, and walks up and down the house
+pretty well, but I do think he is in a consumption. Home, troubled in
+mind for these passages with my Lord, but am resolved to better my case
+in my business to make my stand upon my owne legs the better and to
+lay up as well as to get money, and among other ways I will have a good
+fleece out of Creed's coat ere it be long, or I will have a fall. So
+to my office and did some business, and then home to supper and to bed,
+after I had by candlelight shaved myself and cut off all my beard clear,
+which will make my worke a great deal the less in shaving.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st. Up, and after sending my wife to my aunt Wight's to get a place to
+see Turner hanged, I to the office, where we sat all the morning, and
+at noon going to the 'Change; and seeing people flock in the City, I
+enquired, and found that Turner was not yet hanged. And so I went among
+them to Leadenhall Street, at the end of Lyme Street, near where the
+robbery was done; and to St. Mary Axe, where he lived. And there I got
+for a shilling to stand upon the wheel of a cart, in great pain, above
+an houre before the execution was done; he delaying the time by long
+discourses and prayers one after another, in hopes of a reprieve;
+but none came, and at last was flung off the ladder in his cloake. A
+comely-looked man he was, and kept his countenance to the end: I was
+sorry to see him. It was believed there were at least 12 or 14,000
+people in the street. So I home all in a sweat, and dined by myself,
+and after dinner to the Old James, and there found Sir W. Rider and Mr.
+Cutler at dinner, and made a second dinner with them, and anon came
+Mr. Bland and Custos, and Clerke, and so we fell to the business of
+reference, and upon a letter from Mr. Povy to Sir W. Rider and I telling
+us that the King is concerned in it, we took occasion to fling off the
+business from off our shoulders and would have nothing to do with it,
+unless we had power from the King or Commissioners of Tangier, and I
+think it will be best for us to continue of that mind, and to have
+no hand, it being likely to go against the King. Thence to the
+Coffee-house, and heard the full of Turner's discourse on the cart,
+which was chiefly to clear himself of all things laid to his charge but
+this fault, for which he now suffers, which he confesses. He deplored
+the condition of his family, but his chief design was to lengthen time,
+believing still a reprieve would come, though the sheriff advised him
+to expect no such thing, for the King was resolved to grant none. After
+that I had good discourse with a pretty young merchant with mighty
+content. So to my office and did a little business, and then to my aunt
+Wight's to fetch my wife home, where Dr. Burnett did tell me how poorly
+the sheriffs did endeavour to get one jewell returned by Turner, after
+he was convicted, as a due to them, and not to give it to Mr. Tryan,
+the true owner, but ruled against them, to their great dishonour.
+Though they plead it might be another jewell for ought they know and not
+Tryan's. After supper home, and my wife tells me mighty stories of my
+uncle's fond and kind discourses to her to-day, which makes me confident
+that he has thoughts of kindness for us, he repeating his desire for her
+to be with child, for it cannot enter into my head that he should have
+any unworthy thoughts concerning her. After doing some business at my
+office, I home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+22nd. Up, and it being a brave morning, with a gaily to Woolwich, and
+there both at the Ropeyarde and the other yarde did much business, and
+thence to Greenwich to see Mr. Pett and others value the carved work
+of the "Henrietta" (God knows in an ill manner for the King), and so
+to Deptford, and there viewed Sir W. Petty's vessel; which hath an
+odd appearance, but not such as people do make of it, for I am of the
+opinion that he would never have discoursed so much of it, if it were
+not better than other vessels, and so I believe that he was abused the
+other day, as he is now, by tongues that I am sure speak before they
+know anything good or bad of her. I am sorry to find his ingenuity
+discouraged so. So home, reading all the way a good book, and so home to
+dinner, and after dinner a lesson on the globes to my wife, and so to my
+office till 10 or 11 o'clock at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+23rd. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home
+to dinner, where Mr. Hawly came to see us and dined with us, and after
+we had dined came Mr. Mallard, and after he had eat something, I brought
+down my vyall which he played on, the first maister that ever touched
+her yet, and she proves very well and will be, I think, an admirable
+instrument. He played some very fine things of his owne, but I was
+afeard to enter too far in their commendation for fear he should
+offer to copy them for me out, and so I be forced to give or lend him
+something. So to the office in the evening, whither Mr. Commander came
+to me, and we discoursed about my will, which I am resolved to perfect
+the next week by the grace of God. He being gone, I to write letters and
+other business late, and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+24th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up, and being desirous to
+perform my vowes that I lately made, among others, to be performed
+this month, I did go to my office, and there fell on entering, out of
+a bye-book, part of my second journall-book, which hath lain these two
+years and more unentered. Upon this work till dinner, and after dinner
+to it again till night, and then home to supper, and after supper to
+read a lecture to my wife upon the globes, and so to prayers and to bed.
+This evening also I drew up a rough draught of my last will to my mind.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th. Up and by coach to Whitehall to my Lord's lodgings, and seeing
+that knowing that I was in the house, my Lord did not nevertheless send
+for me up, I did go to the Duke's lodgings, and there staid while he was
+making ready, in which time my Lord Sandwich came, and so all into his
+closet and did our common business, and so broke up, and I homeward by
+coach with Sir W. Batten, and staid at Warwicke Lane and there called
+upon Mr. Commander and did give him my last will and testament to write
+over in form, and so to the 'Change, where I did several businesses.
+So home to dinner, and after I had dined Luellin came and we set him
+something to eat, and I left him there with my wife, and to the office
+upon a particular meeting of the East India Company, where I think I
+did the King good service against the Company in the business of their
+sending our ships home empty from the Indies contrary to their contract,
+and yet, God forgive me! I found that I could be willing to receive a
+bribe if it were offered me to conceal my arguments that I found against
+them, in consideration that none of my fellow officers, whose duty it is
+more than mine, had ever studied the case, or at this hour do understand
+it, and myself alone must do it. That being done Mr. Povy and Bland came
+to speak with me about their business of the reference, wherein I shall
+have some more trouble, but cannot help it, besides I hope to make some
+good use of Mr. Povy to my advantage. So home after business done at my
+office, to supper, and then to the globes with my wife, and so to bed.
+Troubled a little in mind that my Lord Sandwich should continue this
+strangeness to me that methinks he shows me now a days more than while
+the thing was fresh.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, after being at the Coffee-house, where I sat by Tom Killigrew,
+who told us of a fire last night in my Lady Castlemaine's lodging, where
+she bid L40 for one to adventure the fetching of a cabinet out, which
+at last was got to be done; and the fire at last quenched without doing
+much wrong. To 'Change and there did much business, so home to dinner,
+and then to the office all the afternoon. And so at night my aunt Wight
+and Mrs. Buggin came to sit with my wife, and I in to them all the
+evening, my uncle coming afterward, and after him Mr. Benson the
+Dutchman, a frank, merry man. We were very merry and played at cards
+till late and so broke up and to bed in good hopes that this my
+friendship with my uncle and aunt will end well.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th. Up and to the office, and at noon to the Coffeehouse, where I sat
+with Sir G. Ascue
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Sir George Ayscue or Askew. After his return from his imprisonment
+ he declined to go to sea again, although he was twice afterwards
+ formally appointed. He sat on the court-martial on the loss of the
+ "Defiance" in 1668.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+and Sir William Petty, who in discourse is, methinks, one of the most
+rational men that ever I heard speak with a tongue, having all his
+notions the most distinct and clear, and, among other things (saying,
+that in all his life these three books were the most esteemed and
+generally cried up for wit in the world "Religio Medici," "Osborne's
+Advice to a Son,"
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Francis Osborne, an English writer of considerable abilities and
+ popularity, was the author of "Advice to a Son," in two parts,
+ Oxford, 1656-8, 8vo. He died in 1659. He is the same person
+ mentioned as "My Father Osborne," October 19th, 1661.&mdash;B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+and "Hudibras "), did say that in these&mdash;in the two first
+principally&mdash;the wit lies, and confirming some pretty sayings, which are
+generally like paradoxes, by some argument smartly and pleasantly urged,
+which takes with people who do not trouble themselves to examine the
+force of an argument, which pleases them in the delivery, upon a subject
+which they like; whereas, as by many particular instances of mine, and
+others, out of Osborne, he did really find fault and weaken the strength
+of many of Osborne's arguments, so as that in downright disputation
+they would not bear weight; at least, so far, but that they might be
+weakened, and better found in their rooms to confirm what is there said.
+He shewed finely whence it happens that good writers are not admired
+by the present age; because there are but few in any age that do mind
+anything that is abstruse and curious; and so longer before any body do
+put the true praise, and set it on foot in the world, the generality
+of mankind pleasing themselves in the easy delights of the world, as
+eating, drinking, dancing, hunting, fencing, which we see the meanest
+men do the best, those that profess it. A gentleman never dances so well
+as the dancing master, and an ordinary fiddler makes better musique for
+a shilling than a gentleman will do after spending forty, and so in all
+the delights of the world almost. Thence to the 'Change, and after doing
+much business, home, taking Commissioner Pett with me, and all alone
+dined together. He told me many stories of the yard, but I do know him
+so well, and had his character given me this morning by Hempson, as well
+as my own too of him before, that I shall know how to value any thing he
+says either of friendship or other business. He was mighty serious with
+me in discourse about the consequence of Sir W. Petty's boat, as
+the most dangerous thing in the world, if it should be practised by
+endangering our losse of the command of the seas and our trade, while
+the Turkes and others shall get the use of them, which, without doubt,
+by bearing more sayle will go faster than any other ships, and, not
+being of burden, our merchants cannot have the use of them and so will
+be at the mercy of their enemies. So that I perceive he is afeard that
+the honour of his trade will down, though (which is a truth) he pretends
+this consideration to hinder the growth of this invention. He being gone
+my wife and I took coach and to Covent Garden, to buy a maske at the
+French House, Madame Charett's, for my wife; in the way observing the
+streete full of coaches at the new play, "The Indian Queene;" which for
+show, they say, exceeds "Henry the Eighth." Thence back to Mrs. Turner's
+and sat a while with them talking of plays and I know not what, and
+so called to see Tom, but not at home, though they say he is in a deep
+consumption, and Mrs. Turner and Dike and they say he will not live two
+months to an end. So home and to the office, and then to supper and to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th. Up and to the office, where all the morning sitting, and at noon
+upon several things to the 'Change, and thence to Sir G. Carteret's
+to dinner of my own accord, and after dinner with Mr. Wayth down to
+Deptford doing several businesses, and by land back again, it being
+very cold, the boat meeting me after my staying a while for him at an
+alehouse by Redriffe stairs. So home, and took Will coming out of my
+doors, at which I was a little moved, and told my wife of her keeping
+him from the office (though God knows my base jealous head was the cause
+of it), which she seemed troubled at, and that it was only to discourse
+with her about finding a place for her brother. So I to my office late,
+Mr. Commander coming to read over my will in order to the engrossing
+it, and so he being gone I to other business, among others chiefly upon
+preparing matters against Creed for my profit, and so home to supper and
+bed, being mightily troubled with my left eye all this evening from some
+dirt that is got into it.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th. Up, and after shaving myself (wherein twice now, one after
+another, I have cut myself much, but I think it is from the bluntness of
+the razor) there came Mr. Deane to me and staid with me a while talking
+about masts, wherein he prepared me in several things against Mr. Wood,
+and also about Sir W. Petty's boat, which he says must needs prove a
+folly, though I do not think so unless it be that the King will not have
+it encouraged. At noon, by appointment, comes Mr. Hartlibb and his wife,
+and a little before them Messrs. Langley and Bostocke (old acquaintances
+of mine at Westminster, clerks), and after shewing them my house and
+drinking they set out by water, my wife and I with them down to Wapping
+on board the "Crowne," a merchantman, Captain Floyd, a civil person.
+Here was Vice-Admiral Goodson, whom the more I know the more I value for
+a serious man and staunch. Here was Whistler the flagmaker, which vexed
+me, but it mattered not. Here was other sorry company and the discourse
+poor, so that we had no pleasure there at all, but only to see and bless
+God to find the difference that is now between our condition and that
+heretofore, when we were not only much below Hartlibb in all respects,
+but even these two fellows above named, of whom I am now quite ashamed
+that ever my education should lead me to such low company, but it is
+God's goodness only, for which let him be praised. After dinner I.
+broke up and with my wife home, and thence to the Fleece in Cornhill,
+by appointment, to meet my Lord Marlborough, a serious and worthy
+gentleman, who, after doing our business, about the company, he and they
+began to talk of the state of the Dutch in India, which is like to be
+in a little time without any controll; for we are lost there, and the
+Portuguese as bad. Thence to the Coffee-house, where good discourse,
+specially of Lt.-Coll. Baron touching the manners of the Turkes'
+Government, among whom he lived long. So to my uncle Wight's, where late
+playing at cards, and so home.
+</p>
+<p>
+30th. Up, and a sorry sermon of a young fellow I knew at Cambridge; but
+the day kept solemnly for the King's murder, and all day within doors
+making up my Brampton papers, and in the evening Mr. Commander came and
+we made perfect and signed and sealed my last will and testament, which
+is so to my mind, and I hope to the liking of God Almighty, that I take
+great joy in myself that it is done, and by that means my mind in a good
+condition of quiett. At night to supper and to bed. This evening, being
+in a humour of making all things even and clear in the world, I tore
+some old papers; among others, a romance which (under the title of "Love
+a Cheate ") I begun ten years ago at Cambridge; and at this time reading
+it over to-night I liked it very well, and wondered a little at myself
+at my vein at that time when I wrote it, doubting that I cannot do so
+well now if I would try.
+</p>
+<p>
+31st (Lord's day). Up, and in my chamber all day long (but a little
+at dinner) settling all my Brampton accounts to this day in very good
+order, I having obliged myself by oathe to do that and some other things
+within this month, and did also perfectly prepare a state of my estate
+and annexed it to my last will and testament, which now is perfect, and,
+lastly, I did make up my monthly accounts, and find that I have gained
+above L50 this month clear, and so am worth L858 clear, which is the
+greatest sum I ever yet was master of, and also read over my usual
+vowes, as I do every Lord's day, but with greater seriousness than
+ordinary, and I do hope that every day I shall see more and more the
+pleasure of looking after my business and laying up of money, and
+blessed be God for what I have already been enabled by his grace to do.
+So to supper and to bed with my mind in mighty great ease and content,
+but my head very full of thoughts and business to dispatch this next
+month also, and among others to provide for answering to the Exchequer
+for my uncle's being Generall-Receiver in the year 1647, which I am at
+present wholly unable to do, but I must find time to look over all his
+papers.
+</p>
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+<h2>
+ FEBRUARY 1663-1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+February 1st. Up (my maids rising early this morning to washing), and
+being ready I found Mr. Strutt the purser below with 12 bottles of
+sacke, and tells me (which from Sir W. Batten I had heard before) how
+young Jack Davis has railed against Sir W. Batten for his endeavouring
+to turn him out of his place, at which for the fellow's sake, because it
+will likely prove his ruin, I am sorry, though I do believe he is a very
+arch rogue. I took Strutt by coach with me to White Hall, where I set
+him down, and I to my Lord's, but found him gone out betimes to the
+Wardrobe, which I am glad to see that he so attends his business, though
+it troubles me that my counsel to my prejudice must be the cause of it.
+They tell me that he goes into the country next week, and that the young
+ladies come up this week before the old lady. Here I hear how two men
+last night, justling for the wall about the New Exchange, did kill one
+another, each thrusting the other through; one of them of the King's
+Chappell, one Cave, and the other a retayner of my Lord Generall
+Middleton's. Thence to White Hall; where, in the Duke's chamber, the
+King came and stayed an hour or two laughing at Sir W. Petty, who was
+there about his boat; and at Gresham College in general; at which poor
+Petty was, I perceive, at some loss; but did argue discreetly, and bear
+the unreasonable follies of the King's objections and other bystanders
+with great discretion; and offered to take oddes against the King's best
+boates; but the King would not lay, but cried him down with words
+only. Gresham College he mightily laughed at, for spending time only
+in weighing of ayre, and doing nothing else since they sat. Thence to
+Westminster Hall, and there met with diverse people, it being terme
+time. Among others I spoke with Mrs. Lane, of whom I doubted to hear
+something of the effects of our last meeting about a fortnight or three
+weeks ago, but to my content did not. Here I met with Mr. Pierce, who
+tells me of several passages at Court, among others how the King,
+coming the other day to his Theatre to see "The Indian Queene" (which he
+commends for a very fine thing), my Lady Castlemaine was in the next box
+before he came; and leaning over other ladies awhile to whisper to the
+King, she rose out of the box and went into the King's, and set herself
+on the King's right hand, between the King and the Duke of York; which,
+he swears, put the King himself, as well as every body else, out of
+countenance; and believes that she did it only to show the world that
+she is not out of favour yet, as was believed. Thence with Alderman
+Maynell by his coach to the 'Change, and there with several people busy,
+and so home to dinner, and took my wife out immediately to the King's
+Theatre, it being a new month, and once a month I may go, and there saw
+"The Indian Queene" acted; which indeed is a most pleasant show, and
+beyond my expectation; the play good, but spoiled with the ryme, which
+breaks the sense. But above my expectation most, the eldest Marshall did
+do her part most excellently well as I ever heard woman in my life; but
+her voice not so sweet as Ianthe's; but, however, we came home mightily
+contented. Here we met Mr. Pickering and his mistress, Mrs. Doll Wilde;
+he tells me that the business runs high between the Chancellor and my
+Lord Bristoll against the Parliament; and that my Lord Lauderdale and
+Cooper open high against the Chancellor; which I am sorry for. In my
+way home I 'light and to the Coffee-house, where I heard Lt. Coll. Baron
+tell very good stories of his travels over the high hills in Asia above
+the clouds, how clear the heaven is above them, how thicke like a mist
+the way is through the cloud that wets like a sponge one's clothes,
+the ground above the clouds all dry and parched, nothing in the world
+growing, it being only a dry earth, yet not so hot above as below the
+clouds. The stars at night most delicate bright and a fine clear blue
+sky, but cannot see the earth at any time through the clouds, but the
+clouds look like a world below you. Thence home and to supper, being
+hungry, and so to the office, did business, specially about Creed,
+for whom I am now pretty well fitted, and so home to bed. This day in
+Westminster Hall W. Bowyer told me that his father is dead lately, and
+died by being drowned in the river, coming over in the night; but he
+says he had not been drinking. He was taken with his stick in his hand
+and cloake over his shoulder, as ruddy as before he died. His horse was
+taken overnight in the water, hampered in the bridle, but they were so
+silly as not to look for his master till the next morning, that he was
+found drowned.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd. Up and to the office, where, though Candlemas day, Mr. Coventry
+and Sir W. Pen and I all the morning, the others being at a survey at
+Deptford. At noon by coach to the 'Change with Mr. Coventry, thence to
+the Coffee-house with Captain Coeke, who discoursed well of the good
+effects in some kind of a Dutch warr and conquest (which I did not
+consider before, but the contrary) that is, that the trade of the world
+is too little for us two, therefore one must down: 2ndly, that though
+our merchants will not be the better husbands by all this, yet our wool
+will bear a better price by vaunting of our cloths, and by that our
+tenants will be better able to pay rents, and our lands will be more
+worth, and all our owne manufactures, which now the Dutch outvie us in;
+that he thinks the Dutch are not in so good a condition as heretofore
+because of want of men always, and now from the warrs against the Turke
+more than ever. Then to the 'Change again, and thence off to the Sun
+Taverne with Sir W. Warren, and with him discoursed long, and had good
+advice, and hints from him, and among other things he did give me a
+payre of gloves for my wife wrapt up in paper, which I would not open,
+feeling it hard; but did tell him that my wife should thank him, and so
+went on in discourse. When I came home, Lord! in what pain I was to get
+my wife out of the room without bidding her go, that I might see what
+these gloves were; and, by and by, she being gone, it proves a payre of
+white gloves for her and forty pieces in good gold, which did so cheer
+my heart, that I could eat no victuals almost for dinner for joy to
+think how God do bless us every day more and more, and more yet I hope
+he will upon the increase of my duty and endeavours. I was at great
+losse what to do, whether tell my wife of it or no, which I could hardly
+forbear, but yet I did and will think of it first before I do, for fear
+of making her think me to be in a better condition, or in a better way
+of getting money, than yet I am. After dinner to the office, where doing
+infinite of business till past to at night to the comfort of my mind,
+and so home with joy to supper and to bed. This evening Mr. Hempson came
+and told me how Sir W, Batten his master will not hear of continuing him
+in his employment as Clerk of the Survey at Chatham, from whence of a
+sudden he has removed him without any new or extraordinary cause, and I
+believe (as he himself do in part write, and J. Norman do confess) for
+nothing but for that he was twice with me the other day and did not wait
+upon him. So much he fears me and all that have to do with me. Of this
+more in the Mem. Book of my office upon this day, there I shall find it.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd. Up, and after a long discourse with my cozen Thomas Pepys, the
+executor, I with my wife by coach to Holborn, where I 'light, and she to
+her father's, I to the Temple and several places, and so to the 'Change,
+where much business, and then home to dinner alone; and so to the Mitre
+Taverne by appointment (and there met by chance with W. Howe come to buy
+wine for my Lord against his going down to Hinchingbroke, and I private
+with him a great while discoursing of my Lord's strangeness to me; but
+he answers that I have no reason to think any such thing, but that my
+Lord is only in general a more reserved man than he was before) to
+meet Sir W. Rider and Mr. Clerke, and there after much ado made an end,
+giving Mr. Custos L202 against Mr. Bland, which I endeavoured to bring
+down but could not, and think it is well enough ended for Mr. Bland for
+all that. Thence by coach to fetch my wife from her brother's, and found
+her gone home. Called at Sir Robert Bernard's about surrendering my
+estate in reversion to the use of my life, which will be done, and at
+Roger Pepys, who was gone to bed in pain of a boyle that he could not
+sit or stand. So home, where my wife is full of sad stories of her
+good-natured father and roguish brother, who is going for Holland and
+his wife, to be a soldier. And so after a little at the office to bed.
+This night late coming in my coach, coming up Ludgate Hill, I saw two
+gallants and their footmen taking a pretty wench, which I have much
+eyed, lately set up shop upon the hill, a seller of riband and gloves.
+They seek to drag her by some force, but the wench went, and I believe
+had her turn served, but, God forgive me! what thoughts and wishes I had
+of being in their place. In Covent Garden to-night, going to fetch home
+my wife, I stopped at the great Coffee-house' there, where I never was
+before; where Dryden the poet (I knew at Cambridge), and all the wits of
+the town, and Harris the player, and Mr. Hoole of our College. And had I
+had time then, or could at ether times, it will be good coming thither,
+for there, I perceive, is very witty and pleasant discourse. But I could
+not tarry, and as it was late, they were all ready to go away.
+</p>
+<p>
+4th. Up and to the office, where after a while sitting, I left the board
+upon pretence of serious business, and by coach to Paul's School, where
+I heard some good speeches of the boys that were to be elected
+this year. Thence by and by with Mr. Pullen and Barnes (a great
+Non-Conformist) with several others of my old acquaintance to the Nag's
+Head Taverne, and there did give them a bottle of sacke, and away again
+and I to the School, and up to hear the upper form examined; and
+there was kept by very many of the Mercers, Clutterbucke, a Barker,
+Harrington, and others; and with great respect used by them all, and
+had a noble dinner. Here they tell me, that in Dr. Colett's will he says
+that he would have a Master found for the School that hath good skill in
+Latin, and (if it could be) one that had some knowledge of the Greeke;
+so little was Greeke known here at that time. Dr. Wilkins and one Mr.
+Smallwood, Posers. After great pleasure there, and specially to Mr.
+Crumlum, so often to tell of my being a benefactor to the School, I to
+my bookseller's and there spent an hour looking over Theatrum Urbium
+and Flandria illustrata, with excellent cuts, with great content. So
+homeward, and called at my little milliner's, where I chatted with her,
+her husband out of the way, and a mad merry slut she is. So home to
+the office, and by and by comes my wife home from the burial of Captain
+Grove's wife at Wapping (she telling me a story how her mayd Jane going
+into the boat did fall down and show her arse in the boat), and alone
+comes my uncle Wight and Mr. Maes with the state of their case, which he
+told me very discreetly, and I believe is a very hard one, and so after
+drinking a bottle of ale or two they gone, and I a little more to the
+office, and so home to prayers and to bed. This evening I made an end of
+my letter to Creed about his pieces of eight, and sent it away to him.
+I pray God give good end to it to bring me some money, and that duly as
+from him.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th. Up, and down by water, a brave morning, to Woolwich, and there
+spent an houre or two to good purpose, and so walked to Greenwich and
+thence to Deptford, where I found (with Sir W. Batten upon a survey) Sir
+J. Minnes, Sir W. Pen, and my Lady Batten come down and going to dinner.
+I dined with them, and so after dinner by water home, all the way going
+and coming reading "Faber Fortunae," which I can never read too often.
+At home a while with my wife, and so to my office, where till 8 o'clock,
+and then home to look over some Brampton papers, and my uncle's accounts
+as Generall-Receiver of the County for 1647 of our monthly assessment,
+which, contrary to my expectation, I found in such good order and so,
+thoroughly that I did not expect, nor could have thought, and that being
+done, having seen discharges for every farthing of money he received, I
+went to bed late with great quiett.
+</p>
+<p>
+6th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and so at noon
+to the 'Change, where I met Mr. Coventry, the first time I ever saw him
+there, and after a little talke with him and other merchants, I up and
+down about several businesses, and so home, whither came one Father
+Fogourdy, an Irish priest, of my wife's and her mother's acquaintance in
+France, a sober, discreet person, but one that I would not have converse
+with my wife for fear of meddling with her religion, but I like the man
+well. Thence with my wife abroad, and left her at Tom's, while I abroad
+about several businesses and so back to her, myself being vexed to find
+at my first coming Tom abroad, and all his books, papers, and bills
+loose upon the open table in the parlour, and he abroad, which I ranted
+at him for when he came in. Then by coach home, calling at my cozen
+Scott's, who (she) lies dying, they say, upon a miscarriage. My wife
+could not be admitted to see her, nor anybody. At home to the office
+late writing letters, and then home to supper and to bed. Father
+Fogourdy confirms to me the newes that for certain there is peace
+between the Pope and King of France.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th (Lord's day). Up and to church, and thence home, my wife being ill
+... kept her bed all day, and I up and dined by her bedside, and then
+all the afternoon till late at night writing some letters of business
+to my father stating of matters to him in general of great import, and
+other letters to ease my mind in the week days that I have not time
+to think of, and so up to my wife, and with great mirth read Sir W.
+Davenant's two speeches in dispraise of London and Paris, by way of
+reproach one to another, and so to prayers and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th. Up, and by coach called upon Mr. Phillips, and after a little talk
+with him away to my Lord Sandwich's, but he being gone abroad, I staid a
+little and talked with Mr. Howe, and so to Westminster in term time,
+and there met Mr. Pierce, who told me largely how the King still do doat
+upon his women, even beyond all shame; and that the good Queen will of
+herself stop before she goes sometimes into her dressing-room, till
+she knows whether the King be there, for fear he should be, as she hath
+sometimes taken him, with Mrs. Stewart; and that some of the best parts
+of the Queen's joynture are, contrary to faith, and against the opinion
+of my Lord Treasurer and his Council, bestowed or rented, I know not
+how, to my Lord Fitz-Harding and Mrs. Stewart, and others of that crew
+that the King do doat infinitely upon the Duke of Monmouth, apparently
+as one that he intends to have succeed him. God knows what will be the
+end of it! After he was gone I went and talked with Mrs. Lane about
+persuading her to Hawly, and think she will come on, which I wish were
+done, and so to Mr. Howlett and his wife, and talked about the same, and
+they are mightily for it, and I bid them promote it, for I think it will
+be for both their goods and my content. But I was much pleased to look
+upon their pretty daughter, which is grown a pretty mayd, and will make
+a fine modest woman. Thence to the 'Change by coach, and after some
+business done, home to dinner, and thence to Guildhall, thinking to have
+heard some pleading, but there were no Courts, and so to Cade's, the
+stationer, and there did look upon some pictures which he promised to
+give me the buying of, but I found he would have played the Jacke with
+me, but at last he did proffer me what I expected, and I have laid aside
+L10 or L12 worth, and will think of it, but I am loth to lay out so much
+money upon them. So home a little vexed in my mind to think how to-day
+I was forced to compliment W. Howe and admit myself to an equality with
+Mr. Moore, which is come to challenge in his discourse with me, but I
+will admit it no more, but let me stand or fall, I will show myself as
+strange to them as my Lord do himself to me. After at the office till
+9 o'clock, I home in fear of some pain by taking cold, and so to supper
+and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+9th. Up and to the office, where sat all the morning. At noon by coach
+with Mr. Coventry to the 'Change, where busy with several people.
+Great talke of the Dutch proclaiming themselves in India, Lords of the
+Southern Seas, and deny traffick there to all ships but their owne, upon
+pain of confiscation; which makes our merchants mad. Great doubt of two
+ships of ours, the "Greyhound" and another, very rich, coming from the
+Streights, for fear of the Turkes. Matters are made up between the Pope
+and the King of France; so that now all the doubt is, what the French
+will do with their armies. Thence home, and there found Captain Grove in
+mourning for his wife, and Hawly, and they dined with me. After dinner,
+and Grove gone, Hawly and I talked of his mistress, Mrs. Lane, and I
+seriously advising him and inquiring his condition, and do believe that
+I shall bring them together. By and by comes Mr. Moore, with whom much
+good discourse of my Lord, and among other things told me that my Lord
+is mightily altered, that is, grown very high and stately, and do not
+admit of any to come into his chamber to him, as heretofore, and that I
+must not think much of his strangeness to me, for it was the same he
+do to every body, and that he would not have me be solicitous in the
+matter, but keep off and give him now and then a visit and no more, for
+he says he himself do not go to him now a days but when he sends
+for him, nor then do not stay for him if he be not there at the hour
+appointed, for, says he, I do find that I can stand upon my own legs
+and I will not by any over submission make myself cheap to any body and
+contemptible, which was the doctrine of the world that I lacked most,
+and shall follow it. I discoursed with him about my money that my Lord
+hath, and the L1000 that I stand bound with him in, to my cozen Thomas
+Pepys, in both which I will get myself at liberty as soon as I can;
+for I do not like his being angry and in debt both together to me; and
+besides, I do not perceive he looks after paying his debts, but runs
+farther and farther in. He being gone, my wife and I did walk an houre
+or two above in our chamber, seriously talking of businesses. I told
+her my Lord owed me L700, and shewed her the bond, and how I intended
+to carry myself to my Lord. She and I did cast about how to get Captain
+Grove for my sister, in which we are mighty earnest at present, and I
+think it would be a good match, and will endeavour it. So to my office a
+while, then home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+10th. Up, and by coach to my Lord Sandwich, to his new house, a fine
+house, but deadly dear, in Lincoln's Inne Fields, where I found and
+spoke a little to him. He is high and strange still, but did ask me how
+my wife did, and at parting remembered him to his cozen, which I thought
+was pretty well, being willing to flatter myself that in time he will be
+well again. Thence home straight and busy all the forenoon, and at noon
+with Mr. Bland to Mr. Povy's, but he being at dinner and full of company
+we retreated and went into Fleet Street to a friend of his, and after a
+long stay, he telling me the long and most perplexed story of Coronell
+and Bushell's business of sugars, wherein Parke and Green and Mr. Bland
+and 40 more have been so concerned about the King of Portugal's duties,
+wherein every party has laboured to cheat another, a most pleasant and
+profitable story to hear, and in the close made me understand Mr. Maes'
+business better than I did before. By and by dinner came, and after
+dinner and good discourse that and such as I was willing for improvement
+sake to hear, I went away too to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier,
+where I took occasion to demand of Creed whether he had received my
+letter, and he told me yes, and that he would answer it, which makes
+me much wonder what he means to do with me, but I will be even with him
+before I have done, let him make as light of it as he will. Thence to
+the Temple, where my cozen Roger Pepys did show me a letter my Father
+wrote to him last Terme to shew me, proposing such things about Sturtlow
+and a portion for Pall, and I know not what, that vexes me to see him
+plotting how to put me to trouble and charge, and not thinking to pay
+our debts and legacys, but I will write him a letter will persuade him
+to be wiser. So home, and finding my wife abroad (after her coming home
+from being with my aunt Wight to-day to buy Lent provisions) gone with
+Will to my brother's, I followed them by coach, but found them not,
+for they were newly gone home from thence, which troubled me. I to
+Sir Robert Bernard's chamber, and there did surrender my reversion in
+Brampton lands to the use of my will, which I was glad to have done, my
+will being now good in all parts. Thence homewards, calling a little at
+the Coffee-house, where a little merry discourse, and so home, where I
+found my wife, who says she went to her father's to be satisfied about
+her brother, who I found at my house with her. He is going this next
+tide with his wife into Holland to seek his fortune. He had taken his
+leave of us this morning. I did give my wife 10s. to give him, and a
+coat that I had by me, a close-bodied light-coloured cloth coat, with a
+gold edgeing in each seam, that was the lace of my wife's best pettycoat
+that she had when I married her. I staid not there, but to my office,
+where Stanes the glazier was with me till to at night making up his
+contract, and, poor man, I made him almost mad through a mistake of
+mine, but did afterwards reconcile all, for I would not have the man
+that labours to serve the King so cheap above others suffer too much.
+He gone I did a little business more, and so home to supper and to bed,
+being now pretty well again, the weather being warm. My pain do leave
+me without coming to any great excesse, but my cold that I had got I
+suppose was not very great, it being only the leaving of my wastecoat
+unbuttoned one morning.
+</p>
+<p>
+11th. Up, after much pleasant discourse with my wife, and to the office,
+where we sat all the morning, and did much business, and some much to
+my content by prevailing against Sir W. Batten for the King's profit. At
+noon home to dinner, my wife and I hand to fist to a very fine pig. This
+noon Mr. Falconer came and visited my wife, and brought her a present, a
+silver state-cup and cover, value about L3 or L4, for the courtesy I did
+him the other day. He did not stay dinner with me. I am almost sorry
+for this present, because I would have reserved him for a place to go in
+summer a-visiting at Woolwich with my wife.
+</p>
+<p>
+12th. Up, and ready, did find below Mr. Creed's boy with a letter from
+his master for me. So I fell to reading it, and it is by way of stating
+the case between S. Pepys and J. Creed most excellently writ, both
+showing his stoutness and yet willingness to peace, reproaching me yet
+flattering me again, and in a word in as good a manner as I think the
+world could have wrote, and indeed put me to a greater stand than ever
+I thought I could have been in this matter. All the morning thinking
+how to behave myself in the business, and at noon to the Coffee-house;
+thence by his appointment met him upon the 'Change, and with him back to
+the Coffee-house, where with great seriousness and strangeness on both
+sides he said his part and I mine, he sometimes owning my favour and
+assistance, yet endeavouring to lessen it, as that the success of his
+business was not wholly or very much to be imputed to that assistance: I
+to alledge the contrary, and plainly to tell him that from the beginning
+I never had it in my mind to do him all that kindnesse for nothing, but
+he gaining 5 or L600, I did expect a share of it, at least a real and
+not a complimentary acknowledgment of it. In fine I said nothing all the
+while that I need fear he can do me more hurt with them than before I
+spoke them. The most I told him was after we were come to a peace, which
+he asked me whether he should answer the Board's letter or no. I told
+him he might forbear it a while and no more. Then he asked how the
+letter could be signed by them without their much enquiry. I told him
+it was as I worded it and nothing at all else of any moment, whether my
+words be ever hereafter spoken of again or no. So that I have the same
+neither better nor worse force over him that I had before, if he should
+not do his part. And the peace between us was this: Says he after
+all, well, says he, I know you will expect, since there must be some
+condescension, that it do become me to begin it, and therefore, says he,
+I do propose (just like the interstice between the death of the old and
+the coming in of the present king, all the time is swallowed up as if
+it had never been) so our breach of friendship may be as if it had never
+been, that I should lay aside all misapprehensions of him or his first
+letter, and that he would reckon himself obliged to show the same
+ingenuous acknowledgment of my love and service to him as at the
+beginning he ought to have done, before by my first letter I did (as he
+well observed) put him out of a capacity of doing it, without seeming
+to do it servilely, and so it rests, and I shall expect how he will deal
+with me. After that I began to be free, and both of us to discourse of
+other things, and he went home with me and dined with me and my wife
+and very pleasant, having a good dinner and the opening of my lampry
+(cutting a notch on one side), which proved very good. After dinner he
+and I to Deptford, walking all the way, where we met Sir W. Petty and I
+took him back, and I got him to go with me to his vessel and discourse
+it over to me, which he did very well, and then walked back together to
+the waterside at Redriffe, with good discourse all the way. So Creed and
+I by boat to my house, and thence to coach with my wife and called at
+Alderman Backewell's and there changed Mr. Falconer's state-cup, that he
+did give us the other day, for a fair tankard. The cup weighed with the
+fashion L5 16s., and another little cup that Joyce Norton did give us
+17s., both L6 13s.; for which we had the tankard, which came to L6 10s.,
+at 5s. 7d. per oz., and 3s. in money, and with great content away thence
+to my brother's, Creed going away there, and my brother bringing me
+the old silk standard that I lodged there long ago, and then back again
+home, and thence, hearing that my uncle Wight had been at my house, I
+went to him to the Miter, and there with him and Maes, Norbury, and Mr.
+Rawlinson till late eating some pot venison (where the Crowne earthen
+pot pleased me mightily), and then homewards and met Mr. Barrow, so
+back with him to the Miter and sat talking about his business of his
+discontent in the yard, wherein sometimes he was very foolish and
+pettish, till 12 at night, and so went away, and I home and up to my
+wife a-bed, with my mind ill at ease whether I should think that I had
+by this made myself a bad end by missing the certainty of L100 which
+I proposed to myself so much, or a good one by easing myself of the
+uncertain good effect but the certain trouble and reflection which must
+have fallen on me if we had proceeded to a public dispute, ended besides
+embarking myself against my Lord, who (which I had forgot) had given him
+his hand for the value of the pieces of eight at his rates which were
+all false, which by the way I shall take heed to the giving of my Lord
+notice of it hereafter whenever he goes out again.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th. Up, and after I had told my wife in the morning in bed the
+passages yesterday with Creed my head and heart was mightily lighter
+than they were before, and so up and to the office, and thence, after
+sitting, at 11 o'clock with Mr. Coventry to the African House, and
+there with Sir W. Ryder by agreement we looked over part of my Lord
+Peterborough's accounts, these being by Creed and Vernaty. Anon down
+to dinner to a table which Mr. Coventry keeps here, out of his L300
+per annum as one of the Assistants to the Royall Company, a very pretty
+dinner, and good company, and excellent discourse, and so up again to
+our work for an hour till the Company came to having a meeting of their
+own, and so we broke up and Creed and I took coach and to Reeves,
+the perspective glass maker, and there did indeed see very excellent
+microscopes, which did discover a louse or mite or sand most perfectly
+and largely. Being sated with that we went away (yet with a good will
+were it not for my obligation to have bought one) and walked to the New
+Exchange, and after a turn or two and talked I took coach and home, and
+so to my office, after I had been with my wife and saw her day's work
+in ripping the silke standard, which we brought home last night, and it
+will serve to line a bed, or for twenty uses, to our great content. And
+there wrote fair my angry letter to my father upon that that he wrote
+to my cozen Roger Pepys, which I hope will make him the more carefull
+to trust to my advice for the time to come without so many needless
+complaints and jealousys, which are troublesome to me because without
+reason.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th (Lord's day). Up and to church alone, where a lazy sermon of Mr.
+Mills, upon a text to introduce catechizing in his parish, which I
+perceive he intends to begin. So home and very pleasant with my wife at
+dinner. All the afternoon at my office alone doing business, and then
+in the evening after a walk with my wife in the garden, she and I to my
+uncle Wight's to supper, where Mr. Norbury, but my uncle out of tune,
+and after supper he seemed displeased mightily at my aunt's desiring
+[to] put off a copper kettle, which it seems with great study he had
+provided to boil meat in, and now she is put in the head that it is not
+wholesome, which vexed him, but we were very merry about it, and by and
+by home, and after prayers to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th. Up, and carrying my wife to my Lord's lodgings left her, and I to
+White Hall, to the Duke; where he first put on a periwigg to-day; but
+methought his hair cut short in order thereto did look very prettily of
+itself, before he put on his periwigg.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Charles II. followed his brother in the use of the periwig in the
+ following April.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+Thence to his closet and there did our business, and thence Mr. Coventry
+and I down to his chamber and spent a little time, and so parted, and
+I took my wife homeward, I stopping at the Coffee-house, and thence
+a while to the 'Change, where great newes of the arrivall of two rich
+ships, the Greyhound and another, which they were mightily afeard of,
+and great insurance given, and so home to dinner, and after an houre
+with my wife at her globes, I to the office, where very busy till 11
+at night, and so home to supper and to bed. This afternoon Sir Thomas
+Chamberlin came to the office to me, and showed me several letters from
+the East Indys, showing the height that the Dutch are come to there,
+showing scorn to all the English, even in our only Factory there of
+Surat, beating several men, and hanging the English Standard St. George
+under the Dutch flagg in scorn; saying, that whatever their masters do
+or say at home, they will do what they list, and will be masters of all
+the world there; and have so proclaimed themselves Soveraigne of all the
+South Seas; which certainly our King cannot endure, if the Parliament
+will give him money. But I doubt and yet do hope they will not yet, till
+we are more ready for it.
+</p>
+<p>
+16th. Up and to the office, where very busy all the morning, and most
+with Mr. Wood, I vexing him about his masts. At noon to the 'Change a
+little and thence brought Mr. Barrow to dinner with me, where I had
+a haunch of venison roasted, given me yesterday, and so had a pretty
+dinner, full of discourse of his business, wherein the poor man is
+mightily troubled, and I pity him in it, but hope to get him some ease.
+He being gone I to the office, where very busy till night, that my uncle
+Wight and Mr. Maes came to me, and after discourse about Maes' business
+to supper very merry, but my mind upon my business, and so they being
+gone I to my Vyall a little, which I have not done some months, I think,
+before, and then a little to my office, at 11 at night, and so home and
+to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+17th. Up, and with my wife, setting her down by her father's in Long
+Acre, in so ill looked a place, among all the whore houses, that I was
+troubled at it, to see her go thither. Thence I to White Hall and there
+walked up and down talking with Mr. Pierce, who tells me of the King's
+giving of my Lord Fitz-Harding two leases which belong indeed to the
+Queene, worth L20,000 to him; and how people do talk of it, and other
+things of that nature which I am sorry to hear. He and I walked round
+the Park with great pleasure, and back again, and finding no time to
+speak with my Lord of Albemarle, I walked to the 'Change and there met
+my wife at our pretty Doll's, and so took her home, and Creed also whom
+I met there, and sent her hose, while Creed and I staid on the 'Change,
+and by and by home and dined, where I found an excellent mastiffe, his
+name Towser, sent me by a chyrurgeon. After dinner I took my wife again
+by coach (leaving Creed by the way going to Gresham College, of which he
+is now become one of the virtuosos) and to White Hall, where I delivered
+a paper about Tangier to my Lord Duke of Albemarle in the council
+chamber, and so to Mrs. Hunt's to call my wife, and so by coach straight
+home, and at my office till 3 o'clock in the morning, having spent much
+time this evening in discourse with Mr. Cutler, who tells me how the
+Dutch deal with us abroad and do not value us any where, and how he
+and Sir W. Rider have found reason to lay aside Captain Cocke in their
+company, he having played some indiscreet and unfair tricks with them,
+and has lost himself every where by his imposing upon all the world with
+the conceit he has of his own wit, and so has, he tells me, Sir R. Ford
+also, both of whom are very witty men. He being gone Sir W. Rider came
+and staid with me till about 12 at night, having found ourselves work
+till that time, about understanding the measuring of Mr. Wood's masts,
+which though I did so well before as to be thought to deal very hardly
+against Wood, yet I am ashamed I understand it no better, and do hope
+yet, whatever be thought of me, to save the King some more money,
+and out of an impatience to breake up with my head full of confused
+confounded notions, but nothing brought to a clear comprehension, I was
+resolved to sit up and did till now it is ready to strike 4 o'clock, all
+alone, cold, and my candle not enough left to light me to my owne house,
+and so, with my business however brought to some good understanding, and
+set it down pretty clear, I went home to bed with my mind at good quiet,
+and the girl sitting up for me (the rest all a-bed). I eat and drank a
+little, and to bed, weary, sleepy, cold, and my head akeing.
+</p>
+<p>
+18th. Called up to the office and much against my will I rose, my head
+aching mightily, and to the office, where I did argue to good purpose
+for the King, which I have been fitting myself for the last night
+against Mr. Wood about his masts, but brought it to no issue. Very full
+of business till noon, and then with Mr. Coventry to the African House,
+and there fell to my Lord Peterborough's accounts, and by and by to
+dinner, where excellent discourse, Sir G. Carteret and others of the
+African Company with us, and then up to the accounts again, which were
+by and by done, and then I straight home, my head in great pain, and
+drowsy, so after doing a little business at the office I wrote to my
+father about sending him the mastiff was given me yesterday. I home and
+by daylight to bed about 6 o'clock and fell to sleep, wakened about 12
+when my wife came to bed, and then to sleep again and so till morning,
+and then:
+</p>
+<p>
+19th. Up in good order in my head again and shaved myself, and then to
+the office, whither Mr. Cutler came, and walked and talked with me a
+great while; and then to the 'Change together; and it being early, did
+tell me several excellent examples of men raised upon the 'Change by
+their great diligence and saving; as also his owne fortune, and how
+credit grew upon him; that when he was not really worth L1100, he had
+credit for L100,000 of Sir W. Rider how he rose; and others. By and by
+joyned with us Sir John Bankes; who told us several passages of the East
+India Company; and how in his very case, when there was due to him and
+Alderman Mico L64,000 from the Dutch for injury done to them in the East
+Indys, Oliver presently after the peace, they delaying to pay them the
+money, sent them word, that if they did not pay them by such a day, he
+would grant letters of mark to those merchants against them; by which
+they were so fearful of him, they did presently pay the money every
+farthing. By and by, the 'Change filling, I did many businesses, and
+about 2 o'clock went off with my uncle Wight to his house, thence by
+appointment we took our wives (they by coach with Mr. Mawes) and we
+on foot to Mr. Jaggard, a salter, in Thames Street, for whom I did a
+courtesy among the poor victuallers, his wife, whom long ago I had seen,
+being daughter to old Day, my uncle Wight's master, is a very plain
+woman, but pretty children they have. They live methought at first in
+but a plain way, but afterward I saw their dinner, all fish, brought in
+very neatly, but the company being but bad I had no great pleasure in
+it. After dinner I to the office, where we should have met upon business
+extraordinary, but business not coming we broke up, and I thither again
+and took my wife; and taking a coach, went to visit my Ladys Jemimah
+and Paulina Montagu, and Mrs. Elizabeth Dickering, whom we find at their
+father's new house
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [The Earl of Sandwich had just moved to a house in Lincoln's Inn
+ Fields. Elizabeth Dickering, who afterwards married John Creed, was
+ niece to Lord Sandwich.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+in Lincolne's Inn Fields; but the house all in dirt. They received us
+well enough; but I did not endeavour to carry myself over familiarly
+with them; and so after a little stay, there coming in presently after
+us my Lady Aberguenny and other ladies, we back again by coach, and
+visited, my wife did, my she cozen Scott, who is very ill still, and
+thence to Jaggard's again, where a very good supper and great store of
+plate; and above all after supper Mrs. Jaggard did at my entreaty play
+on the Vyall, but so well as I did not think any woman in England could
+and but few Maisters, I must confess it did mightily surprise me, though
+I knew heretofore that she could play, but little thought so well. After
+her I set Maes to singing, but he did it so like a coxcomb that I was
+sick of him. About 11 at night I carried my aunt home by coach, and then
+home myself, having set my wife down at home by the way. My aunt tells
+me they are counted very rich people, worth at least 10 or L12,000, and
+their country house all the yeare long and all things liveable, which
+mightily surprises me to think for how poore a man I took him when I
+did him the courtesy at our office. So after prayers to bed, pleased at
+nothing all the day but Mrs. Jaggard playing on the Vyall, and that was
+enough to make me bear with all the rest that did not content me.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon to
+the 'Change with Mr. Coventry and thence home to dinner, after dinner by
+a gaily down to Woolwich, where with Mr. Falconer, and then at the other
+yard doing some business to my content, and so walked to Greenwich, it
+being a very fine evening and brought right home with me by water, and
+so to my office, where late doing business, and then home to supper and
+to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st. (Lord's day). Up, and having many businesses at the office to-day
+I spent all the morning there drawing up a letter to Mr. Coventry about
+preserving of masts, being collections of my own, and at noon home to
+dinner, whither my brother Tom comes, and after dinner I took him up and
+read my letter lately of discontent to my father, and he is seemingly
+pleased at it, and cries out of my sister's ill nature and lazy life
+there. He being gone I to my office again, and there made an end of my
+morning's work, and then, after reading my vows of course, home and back
+again with Mr. Maes and walked with him talking of his business in the
+garden, and he being gone my wife and I walked a turn or two also, and
+then my uncle Wight fetching of us, she and I to his house to supper,
+and by the way calling on Sir G. Carteret to desire his consent to my
+bringing Maes to him, which he agreed to. So I to my uncle's, but staid
+a great while vexed both of us for Maes not coming in, and soon he came,
+and I with him from supper to Sir G. Carteret, and there did largely
+discourse of the business, and I believe he may expect as much favour as
+he can do him, though I fear that will not be much. So back, and after
+sitting there a good while, we home, and going my wife told me how my
+uncle when he had her alone did tell her that he did love her as well
+as ever he did, though he did not find it convenient to show it publicly
+for reasons on both sides, seeming to mean as well to prevent my
+jealousy as his wife's, but I am apt to think that he do mean us well,
+and to give us something if he should die without children. So home
+to prayers and to bed. My wife called up the people to washing by four
+o'clock in the morning; and our little girl Susan is a most admirable
+Slut and pleases us mightily, doing more service than both the others
+and deserves wages better.
+</p>
+<p>
+22nd. Up and shaved myself, and then my wife and I by coach out, and I
+set her down by her father's, being vexed in my mind and angry with her
+for the ill-favoured place, among or near the whore houses, that she is
+forced to come to him. So left her there, and I to Sir Th. Warwick's but
+did not speak with him. Thence to take a turn in St. James's Park, and
+meeting with Anth. Joyce walked with him a turn in the Pell Mell and
+so parted, he St. James's ward and I out to Whitehall ward, and so to
+a picture-sellers by the Half Moone in the street over against the
+Exchange, and there looked over the maps of several cities and did buy
+two books of cities stitched together cost me 9s. 6d., and when I came
+home thought of my vowe, and paid 5s. into my poor box for it, hoping
+in God that I shall forfeit no more in that kind. Thence, meeting Mr.
+Moore, and to the Exchange and there found my wife at pretty Doll's,
+and thence by coach set her at my uncle Wight's, to go with my aunt to
+market once more against Lent, and I to the Coffee-house, and thence
+to the 'Change, my chief business being to enquire about the manner of
+other countries keeping of their masts wet or dry, and got good advice
+about it, and so home, and alone ate a bad, cold dinner, my people being
+at their washing all day, and so to the office and all the afternoon
+upon my letter to Mr. Coventry about keeping of masts, and ended it very
+well at night and wrote it fair over. This evening came Mr. Alsopp the
+King's brewer, with whom I spent an houre talking and bewailing the
+posture of things at present; the King led away by half-a-dozen men,
+that none of his serious servants and friends can come at him. These
+are Lauderdale, Buckingham, Hamilton, Fitz-Harding (to whom he hath, it
+seems, given L2,000 per annum in the best part of the King's estate);
+and that that the old Duke of Buckingham could never get of the King.
+Progers is another, and Sir H. Bennett. He loves not the Queen at all,
+but is rather sullen to her; and she, by all reports, incapable of
+children. He is so fond of the Duke of Monmouth, that every body admires
+it; and he says the Duke hath said, that he would be the death of any
+man that says the King was not married to his mother: though Alsopp
+says, it is well known that she was a common whore before the King lay
+with her. But it seems, he says, that the King is mighty kind to these
+his bastard children; and at this day will go at midnight to my Lady
+Castlemaine's nurses, and take the child and dance it in his arms: that
+he is not likely to have his tables up again in his house,&mdash;[The tables
+at which the king dined in public.-B.]&mdash;for the crew that are about
+him will not have him come to common view again, but keep him obscurely
+among themselves. He hath this night, it seems, ordered that the Hall
+(which there is a ball to be in to-night before the King) be guarded, as
+the Queen-Mother's is, by his Horse Guards; whereas heretofore they were
+by the Lord Chamberlain or Steward, and their people. But it is feared
+they will reduce all to the soldiery, and all other places taken away;
+and what is worst of all, that he will alter the present militia, and
+bring all to a flying army. That my Lord Lauderdale, being Middleton's
+enemy, and one that scorns the Chancellor even to open affronts before
+the King, hath got the whole power of Scotland into his hand; whereas
+the other day he was in a fair way to have had his whole estate, and
+honour, and life, voted away from him. That the King hath done himself
+all imaginable wrong in the business of my Lord Antrim, in Ireland;
+who, though he was the head of rebels, yet he by his letter owns to have
+acted by his father's and mother's, and his commissions; but it seems
+the truth is, he hath obliged himself, upon the clearing of his estate,
+to settle it upon a daughter of the Queene-Mother's (by my Lord Germin,
+I suppose,) in marriage, be it to whom the Queene pleases; which is a
+sad story. It seems a daughter of the Duke of Lenox's was, by force,
+going to be married the other day at Somerset House, to Harry Germin;
+but she got away and run to the King, and he says he will protect her.
+She is, it seems, very near akin to the King: Such mad doings there are
+every day among them! The rape upon a woman at Turnstile the other day,
+her husband being bound in his shirt, they both being in bed together,
+it being night, by two Frenchmen, who did not only lye with her but
+abused her with a linke, is hushed up for L300, being the Queen Mother's
+servants. There was a French book in verse, the other day, translated
+and presented to the Duke of Monmouth in such a high stile, that the
+Duke of York, he tells me, was mightily offended at it. The Duke of
+Monmouth's mother's brother hath a place at Court; and being a Welchman
+(I think he told me) will talk very broad of the King's being married to
+his sister. The King did the other day, at the Council, commit my Lord
+Digby's' chaplin, and steward, and another servant, who went upon the
+process begun there against their lord, to swear that they saw him at
+church, end receive the Sacrament as a Protestant, (which, the judges
+said, was sufficient to prove him such in the eye of the law); the King,
+I say, did commit them all to the Gate-house, notwithstanding their
+pleading their dependance upon him, and the faith they owed him as their
+lord, whose bread they eat. And that the King should say, that he would
+soon see whether he was King, or Digby. That the Queene-Mother hath
+outrun herself in her expences, and is now come to pay very ill, or run
+in debt; the money being spent that she received for leases. He believes
+there is not any money laid up in bank, as I told him some did hope;
+but he says, from the best informers he can assure me there is no such
+thing, nor any body that should look after such a thing; and that there
+is not now above L80,000 of the Dunkirke money left in stock. That
+Oliver in the year when he spent L1,400,000 in the Navy, did spend in
+the whole expence of the kingdom L2,600,000. That all the Court are
+mad for a Dutch war; but both he and I did concur, that it was a thing
+rather to be dreaded than hoped for; unless by the French King's falling
+upon Flanders, they and the Dutch should be divided. That our Embassador
+had, it is true, an audience; but in the most dishonourable way
+that could be; for the Princes of the Blood (though invited by our
+Embassador, which was the greatest absurdity that ever Embassador
+committed these 400 years) were not there; and so were not said to give
+place to our King's Embassador. And that our King did openly say, the
+other day in the Privy Chamber, that he would not be hectored out of his
+right and preeminencys by the King of France, as great as he was. That
+the Pope is glad to yield to a peace with the French (as the newes-book
+says), upon the basest terms that ever was. That the talke which these
+people about our King, that I named before, have, is to tell him how
+neither privilege of Parliament nor City is any thing; but his will is
+all, and ought to be so: and their discourse, it seems, when they
+are alone, is so base and sordid, that it makes the eares of the very
+gentlemen of the back-stairs (I think he called them) to tingle to hear
+it spoke in the King's hearing; and that must be very bad indeed. That
+my Lord Digby did send to Lisbon a couple of priests, to search out what
+they could against the Chancellor concerning the match, as to the point
+of his knowing before-hand that the Queene was not capable of bearing
+children; and that something was given her to make her so. But as
+private as they were, when they came thither they were clapped up
+prisoners. That my Lord Digby endeavours what he can to bring the
+business into the House of Commons, hoping there to master the
+Chancellor, there being many enemies of his there; but I hope the
+contrary. That whereas the late King did mortgage 'Clarendon' to
+somebody for L20,000, and this to have given it to the Duke of
+Albemarle, and he sold it to my Lord Chancellor, whose title of Earldome
+is fetched from thence; the King hath this day sent his order to the
+Privy Seale for the payment of this L20,000 to my Lord Chancellor, to
+clear the mortgage! Ireland in a very distracted condition about the
+hard usage which the Protestants meet with, and the too good which the
+Catholiques. And from altogether, God knows my heart, I expect nothing
+but ruine can follow, unless things are better ordered in a little time.
+He being gone my wife came and told me how kind my uncle Wight had been
+to her to-day, and that though she says that all his kindness comes from
+respect to her she discovers nothing but great civility from him, yet
+but what she says he otherwise will tell me, but to-day he told her
+plainly that had she a child it should be his heir, and that should I
+or she want he would be a good friend to us, and did give my wife
+instructions to consent to all his wife says at any time, she being a
+pettish woman, which argues a design I think he has of keeping us in
+with his wife in order to our good sure, and he declaring her jealous
+of him that so he dares not come to see my wife as otherwise he would do
+and will endeavour to do. It looks strange putting all together, but yet
+I am in hopes he means well. My aunt also is mighty open to my wife and
+tells her mighty plain how her husband did intend to double her portion
+to her at his death as a jointure. That he will give presently L100 to
+her niece Mary and a good legacy at his death, and it seems did as much
+to the other sister, which vexed [me] to think that he should bestow so
+much upon his wife's friends daily as he do, but it cannot be helped for
+the time past, and I will endeavour to remedy it for the time to come.
+After all this discourse with my wife at my office alone, she home to
+see how the wash goes on and I to make an end of my work, and so home to
+supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+23rd. Up, it being Shrove Tuesday, and at the office sat all the
+morning, at noon to the 'Change and there met with Sir W. Rider, and of
+a sudden knowing what I had at home, brought him and Mr. Cutler and Mr.
+Cooke, clerk to Mr. Secretary Morrice, a sober and pleasant man, and one
+that I knew heretofore, when he was my Lord 's secretary at Dunkirke. I
+made much of them and had a pretty dinner for a sudden. We talked very
+pleasantly, and they many good discourses of their travels abroad. After
+dinner they gone, I to my office, where doing many businesses very late,
+but to my good content to see how I grow in estimation every day
+more and more, and have things given more oftener than I used to have
+formerly, as to have a case of very pretty knives with agate shafts by
+Mrs. Russell. So home and to bed. This day, by the blessing of God, I
+have lived thirty-one years in the world; and, by the grace of God, I
+find myself not only in good health in every thing, and particularly as
+to the stone, but only pain upon taking cold, and also in a fair way of
+coming to a better esteem and estate in the world, than ever I expected.
+But I pray God give me a heart to fear a fall, and to prepare for it!
+</p>
+<p>
+24th (Ash-Wednesday). Up and by water, it being a very fine morning, to
+White Hall, and there to speak with Sir Ph. Warwicke, but he was gone
+out to chappell, so I spent much of the morning walking in the Park, and
+going to the Queene's chappell, where I staid and saw their masse, till
+a man came and bid me go out or kneel down: so I did go out. And thence
+to Somerset House; and there into the chappell, where Monsieur d'Espagne
+used to preach. But now it is made very fine, and was ten times more
+crouded than the Queene's chappell at St. James's; which I wonder at.
+Thence down to the garden of Somerset House, and up and down the new
+building, which in every respect will be mighty magnificent and costly.
+I staid a great while talking with a man in the garden that was sawing
+of a piece of marble, and did give him 6d. to drink. He told me much of
+the nature and labour of the worke, how he could not saw above 4 inches
+of the stone in a day, and of a greater not above one or two, and after
+it is sawed, then it is rubbed with coarse and then with finer and finer
+sand till they come to putty, and so polish it as smooth as glass. Their
+saws have no teeth, but it is the sand only which the saw rubs up and
+down that do the thing. Thence by water to the Coffee-house, and there
+sat with Alderman Barker talking of hempe and the trade, and thence to
+the 'Change a little, and so home and dined with my wife, and then to
+the office till the evening, and then walked a while merrily with my
+wife in the garden, and so she gone, I to work again till late, and so
+home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th. Up and to the office, where we sat, and thence with Mr. Coventry
+by coach to the glasshouse and there dined, and both before and after
+did my Lord Peterborough's accounts. Thence home to the office, and
+there did business till called by Creed, and with him by coach (setting
+my wife at my brother's) to my Lord's, and saw the young ladies, and
+talked a little with them, and thence to White Hall, a while talking
+but doing no business, but resolved of going to meet my Lord tomorrow,
+having got a horse of Mr. Coventry to-day. So home, taking up my wife,
+and after doing something at my office home, God forgive me, disturbed
+in my mind out of my jealousy of my wife tomorrow when I am out of town,
+which is a hell to my mind, and yet without all reason. God forgive me
+for it, and mend me. So home, and getting my things ready for me, weary
+to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th. Up, and after dressing myself handsomely for riding, I out, and
+by water to Westminster, to Mr. Creed's chamber, and after drinking
+some chocolate, and playing on the vyall, Mr. Mallard being there, upon
+Creed's new vyall, which proves, methinks, much worse than mine, and,
+looking upon his new contrivance of a desk and shelves for books, we set
+out from an inne hard by, whither Mr. Coventry's horse was carried, and
+round about the bush through bad ways to Highgate. Good discourse in the
+way had between us, and it being all day a most admirable pleasant day,
+we, upon consultation, had stopped at the Cocke, a mile on this side
+Barnett, being unwilling to put ourselves to the charge or doubtful
+acceptance of any provision against my Lord's coming by, and there got
+something and dined, setting a boy to look towards Barnett Hill, against
+their coming; and after two or three false alarms, they come, and we met
+the coach very gracefully, and I had a kind receipt from both Lord and
+Lady as I could wish, and some kind discourse, and then rode by the
+coach a good way, and so fell to discoursing with several of the people,
+there being a dozen attending the coach, and another for the mayds and
+parson. Among others talking with W. Howe, he told me how my Lord in
+his hearing the other day did largely tell my Lord Peterborough and Povy
+(who went with them down to Hinchinbrooke) how and when he discarded
+Creed, and took me to him, and that since the Duke of York has several
+times thanked him for me, which did not a little please me, and anon
+I desiring Mr. Howe to tell me upon [what] occasion this discourse
+happened, he desired me to say nothing of it now, for he would not
+have my Lord to take notice of our being together, but he would tell me
+another time, which put me into some trouble to think what he meant by
+it. But when we came to my Lord's house, I went in; and whether it was
+my Lord's neglect, or general indifference, I know not, but he made
+me no kind of compliment there; and, methinks, the young ladies look
+somewhat highly upon me. So I went away without bidding adieu to
+anybody, being desirous not to be thought too servile. But I do hope and
+believe that my Lord do yet value me as high as ever, though he dare not
+admit me to the freedom he once did, and that my Lady is still the same
+woman. So rode home and there found my uncle Wight. 'Tis an odd thing
+as my wife tells me his caressing her and coming on purpose to give her
+visits, but I do not trouble myself for him at all, but hope the best
+and very good effects of it. He being gone I eat something and my
+wife. I told all this day's passages, and she to give me very good
+and rational advice how to behave myself to my Lord and his family, by
+slighting every body but my Lord and Lady, and not to seem to have
+the least society or fellowship with them, which I am resolved to do,
+knowing that it is my high carriage that must do me good there, and to
+appear in good clothes and garbe. To the office, and being weary, early
+home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th. Up, but weary, and to the office, where we sat all the morning.
+Before I went to the office there came Bagwell's wife to me to speak for
+her husband. I liked the woman very well and stroked her under the chin,
+but could not find in my heart to offer anything uncivil to her, she
+being, I believe, a very modest woman. At noon with Mr. Coventry to the
+African house, and to my Lord Peterborough's business again, and then to
+dinner, where, before dinner, we had the best oysters I have seen this
+year, and I think as good in all respects as ever I eat in my life. I
+eat a great many. Great, good company at dinner, among others Sir Martin
+Noell, who told us the dispute between him, as farmer of the Additional
+Duty, and the East India Company, whether callicos be linnen or no;
+which he says it is, having been ever esteemed so: they say it is made
+of cotton woole, and grows upon trees, not like flax or hempe. But
+it was carried against the Company, though they stand out against the
+verdict. Thence home and to the office, where late, and so home to
+supper and to bed, and had a very pleasing and condescending answer from
+my poor father to-day in answer to my angry discontentful letter to him
+the other day, which pleases me mightily.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th (Lord's day). Up and walked to Paul's; and by chance it was an
+extraordinary day for the Readers of the Inns of Court and all the
+Students to come to church, it being an old ceremony not used these
+twenty-five years, upon the first Sunday in Lent. Abundance there was
+of Students, more than there was room to seat but upon forms, and the
+Church mighty full. One Hawkins preached, an Oxford man. A good sermon
+upon these words: "But the wisdom from above is first pure, then
+peaceable." Both before and after sermon I was most impatiently troubled
+at the Quire, the worst that ever I heard. But what was extraordinary,
+the Bishop of London, who sat there in a pew, made a purpose for him by
+the pulpitt, do give the last blessing to the congregation; which
+was, he being a comely old man, a very decent thing, methought. The
+Lieutenant of the Tower, Sir J. Robinson, would needs have me by coach
+home with him, and sending word home to my house I did go and dine
+with him, his ordinary table being very good, and his lady a very
+high-carriaged but comely big woman; I was mightily pleased with her.
+His officers of his regiment dined with him. No discourse at table to
+any purpose, only after dinner my Lady would needs see a boy which was
+represented to her to be an innocent country boy brought up to towne a
+day or two ago, and left here to the wide world, and he losing his way
+fell into the Tower, which my Lady believes, and takes pity on him, and
+will keep him; but though a little boy and but young, yet he tells his
+tale so readily and answers all questions so wittily, that for certain
+he is an arch rogue, and bred in this towne; but my Lady will not
+believe it, but ordered victuals to be given him, and I think will keep
+him as a footboy for their eldest son. After dinner to chappell in the
+Tower with the Lieutenant, with the keyes carried before us, and
+the Warders and Gentleman-porter going before us. And I sat with the
+Lieutenant in his pew, in great state, but slept all the sermon. None,
+it seems, of the prisoners in the Tower that are there now, though they
+may, will come to prayers there. Church being done, I back to Sir John's
+house and there left him and home, and by and by to Sir W. Pen, and
+staid a while talking with him about Sir J. Minnes his folly in his
+office, of which I am sicke and weary to speak of it, and how the King
+is abused in it, though Pen, I know, offers the discourse only like a
+rogue to get it out of me, but I am very free to tell my mind to him, in
+that case being not unwilling he should tell him again if he will or any
+body else. Thence home, and walked in the garden by brave moonshine with
+my wife above two hours, till past 8 o'clock, then to supper, and after
+prayers to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th. Up and by coach with Sir W. Pen to Charing Cross, and there I
+'light, and to Sir Phillip Warwick to visit him and discourse with him
+about navy business, which I did at large and he most largely with me,
+not only about the navy but about the general Revenue of England, above
+two hours, I think, many staying all the while without, but he seemed
+to take pains to let me either understand the affairs of the Revenue or
+else to be a witness of his pains and care in stating it. He showed me
+indeed many excellent collections of the State of the Revenue in former
+Kings and the late times, and the present. He showed me how the very
+Assessments between 1643 and 1659, which were taxes (besides Excise,
+Customes, Sequestrations, Decimations, King and Queene's and Church
+Lands, or any thing else but just the Assessments), come to above
+fifteen millions. He showed me a discourse of his concerning the
+Revenues of this and foreign States. How that of Spayne was great, but
+divided with his kingdoms, and so came to little. How that of France
+did, and do much exceed ours before for quantity; and that it is at the
+will of the Prince to tax what he will upon his people; which is not
+here. That the Hollanders have the best manner of tax, which is only
+upon the expence of provisions, by an excise; and do conclude that no
+other tax is proper for England but a pound-rate, or excise upon the
+expence of provisions. He showed me every particular sort of payment
+away of money, since the King's coming in, to this day; and told me,
+from one to one, how little he hath received of profit from most of
+them; and I believe him truly. That the L1,200,000 which the Parliament
+with so much ado did first vote to give the King, and since hath been
+reexamined by several committees of the present Parliament, is yet above
+L300,000 short of making up really to the King the L1,200,000, as by
+particulars he showed me.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [A committee was appointed in September, 1660, to consider the
+ subject of the King's revenue, and they "reported to the Commons that
+ the average revenue of Charles I., from 1637 to 1641 inclusive, had
+ been L895,819, and the average expenditure about L1,110,000. At
+ that time prices were lower and the country less burthened with navy
+ and garrisons, among which latter Dunkirk alone now cost more than
+ L100,000 a year. It appeared, therefore, that the least sum to
+ which the King could be expected to 'conform his expense' was
+ L1,200,000." Burnet writes, "It was believed that if two millions
+ had been asked he could have carried it. But he (Clarendon) had no
+ mind to put the King out of the necessity of having recourse to his
+ Parliament."&mdash;Lister's Life of Clarendon, vol. ii., pp. 22, 23.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+And in my Lord Treasurer's excellent letter to the King upon this
+subject, he tells the King how it was the spending more than the revenue
+that did give the first occasion of his father's ruine, and did since
+to the rebels; who, he says, just like Henry the Eighth, had great and
+sudden increase of wealth, but yet, by overspending, both died poor; and
+further tells the King how much of this L1,200,000 depends upon the
+life of the Prince, and so must be renewed by Parliament again to
+his successor; which is seldom done without parting with some of the
+prerogatives of the Crowne; or if denied and he persists to take it of
+the people, it gives occasion to a civill war, which may, as it did in
+the late business of tonnage and poundage, prove fatal to the Crowne. He
+showed me how many ways the Lord Treasurer did take before he moved the
+King to farme the Customes in the manner he do, and the reasons that
+moved him to do it. He showed the a very excellent argument to prove,
+that our importing lesse than we export, do not impoverish the kingdom,
+according to the received opinion: which, though it be a paradox, and
+that I do not remember the argument, yet methought there was a great
+deale in what he said. And upon the whole I find him a most exact and
+methodicall man, and of great industry: and very glad that he thought
+fit to show me all this; though I cannot easily guess the reason why he
+should do it to me, unless from the plainness that he sees I use to
+him in telling him how much the King may suffer for our want of
+understanding the case of our Treasury. Thence to White Hall (where
+my Lord Sandwich was, and gave me a good countenance, I thought),
+and before the Duke did our usual business, and so I about several
+businesses in the house, and then out to the Mewes with Sir W. Pen. But
+in my way first did meet with W. Howe, who did of himself advise me to
+appear more free with my Lord and to come to him, for my own strangeness
+he tells me he thinks do make my Lord the worse. At the Mewes Sir W. Pen
+and Mr. Baxter did shew me several good horses, but Pen, which Sir W.
+Pen did give the Duke of York, was given away by the Duke the other day
+to a Frenchman, which Baxter is cruelly vexed at, saying that he was the
+best horse that he expects a great while to have to do with. Thence I
+to the 'Change, and thence to a Coffee-house with Sir W. Warren, and did
+talk much about his and Wood's business, and thence homewards, and in my
+way did stay to look upon a fire in an Inneyard in Lumbard Streete. But,
+Lord! how the mercers and merchants who had warehouses there did carry
+away their cloths and silks. But at last it was quenched, and I home to
+dinner, and after dinner carried my wife and set her and her two mayds
+in Fleete Streete to buy things, and I to White Hall to little purpose,
+and so to Westminster Hall, and there talked with Mrs. Lane and Howlett,
+but the match with Hawly I perceive will not take, and so I am resolved
+wholly to avoid occasion of further ill with her. Thence by water to
+Salsbury Court, and found my wife, by agreement, at Mrs. Turner's,
+and after a little stay and chat set her and young Armiger down in
+Cheapside, and so my wife and I home. Got home before our mayds, who by
+and by came with a great cry and fright that they had like to have been
+killed by a coach; but, Lord! to see how Jane did tell the story like a
+foole and a dissembling fanatique, like her grandmother, but so like a
+changeling, would make a man laugh to death almost, and yet be vexed to
+hear her. By and by to the office to make up my monthly accounts, which
+I make up to-night, and to my great content find myself worth eight
+hundred and ninety and odd pounds, the greatest sum I ever yet knew, and
+so with a heart at great case to bed.
+</p>
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+<h2>
+ MARCH 1663-1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+March 1st. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at
+noon to the 'Change, and after much business and meeting my uncle Wight,
+who told me how Mr. Maes had like to have been trapanned yesterday, but
+was forced to run for it; so with Creed and Mr. Hunt home to dinner, and
+after a good and pleasant dinner, Mr. Hunt parted, and I took Mr. Creed
+and my wife and down to Deptford, it being most pleasant weather, and
+there till night discoursing with the officers there about several
+things, and so walked home by moonshine, it being mighty pleasant, and
+so home, and I to my office, where late about getting myself a thorough
+understanding in the business of masts, and so home to bed, my left eye
+being mightily troubled with rheum.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd. Up, my eye mightily out of order with the rheum that is fallen
+down into it, however, I by coach endeavoured to have waited on my Lord
+Sandwich, but meeting him in Chancery Lane going towards the City
+I stopped and so fairly walked home again, calling at St. Paul's
+Churchyarde, and there looked upon a pretty burlesque poem, called
+"Scarronides, or Virgile Travesty;" extraordinary good. At home to the
+office till dinner, and after dinner my wife cut my hair short, which
+is growne pretty long again, and then to the office, and there till 9
+at night doing business. This afternoon we had a good present of tongues
+and bacon from Mr. Shales, of Portsmouth. So at night home to supper,
+and, being troubled with my eye, to bed. This morning Mr. Burgby, one of
+the writing clerks belonging to the Council, was with me about business,
+a knowing man, he complains how most of the Lords of the Council do look
+after themselves and their own ends, and none the publique, unless Sir
+Edward Nicholas. Sir G. Carteret is diligent, but all for his own ends
+and profit. My Lord Privy Scale, a destroyer of every body's business,
+and do no good at all to the publique. The Archbishop of Canterbury
+speaks very little, nor do much, being now come to the highest pitch
+that he can expect. He tells me, he believes that things will go very
+high against the Chancellor by Digby, and that bad things will be
+proved. Talks much of his neglecting the King; and making the King to
+trot every day to him, when he is well enough to go to visit his cozen
+Chief-Justice Hide, but not to the Council or King. He commends my Lord
+of Ormond mightily in Ireland; but cries out cruelly of Sir G. Lane for
+his corruption; and that he hath done my Lord great dishonour by selling
+of places here, which are now all taken away, and the poor wretches
+ready to starve. That nobody almost understands or judges of business
+better than the King, if he would not be guilty of his father's fault
+to be doubtfull of himself, and easily be removed from his own opinion.
+That my Lord Lauderdale is never from the King's care nor council, and
+that he is a most cunning fellow. Upon the whole, that he finds things
+go very bad every where; and even in the Council nobody minds the
+publique.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd. Up pretty early and so to the office, where we sat all the morning
+making a very great contract with Sir W. Warren for provisions for the
+yeare coming, and so home to dinner, and there was W. Howe come to dine
+with me, and before dinner he and I walked in the garden, and we did
+discourse together, he assuring me of what he told me the other day of
+my Lord's speaking so highly in my commendation to my Lord Peterborough
+and Povy, which speaks my Lord having yet a good opinion of me, and also
+how well my Lord and Lady both are pleased with their children's being
+at my father's, and when the bigger ladies were there a little while
+ago, at which I am very glad. After dinner he went away, I having
+discoursed with him about his own proceedings in his studies, and I
+observe him to be very considerate and to mind his book in order to
+preferring himself by my Lord's favour to something, and I hope to
+the outing of Creed in his Secretaryship. For he tells me that he is
+confident my Lord do not love him nor will trust him in any secret
+matter, he is so cunning and crafty in all he do. So my wife and I out
+of doors thinking to have gone to have seen a play, but when we came to
+take coach, they tell us there are none this week, being the first of
+Lent. But, Lord! to see how impatient I found myself within to see a
+play, I being at liberty once a month to see one, and I think it is the
+best method I could have taken. But to my office, did very much business
+with several people till night, and so home, being unwilling to stay
+late because of my eye which is not yet well of the rheum that is fallen
+down into it, but to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+4th. Up, my eye being pretty well, and then by coach to my Lord
+Sandwich, with whom I spoke, walking a good while with him in
+his garden, which and the house is very fine, talking of my Lord
+Peterborough's accounts, wherein he is concerned both for the foolery
+as also inconvenience which may happen upon my Lord Peterborough's
+ill-stating of his matters, so as to have his gaine discovered
+unnecessarily. We did talk long and freely that I hope the worst is past
+and all will be well. There were several people by trying a new-fashion
+gun
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Many attempts to produce a satisfactory revolver were made in
+ former centuries, but it was not till the present one that Colt's
+ revolver was invented. On February 18th, 1661, Edward, Marquis of
+ Worcester, obtained Letters Patent for "an invencon to make certeyne
+ guns or pistolls which in the tenth parte of one minute of an houre
+ may, with a flaske contrived to that purpose, be re-charged the
+ fourth part of one turne of the barrell which remaines still fixt,
+ fastening it as forceably and effectually as a dozen thrids of any
+ scrue, which in the ordinary and usual way require as many turnes."
+ On March 3rd, 1664, Abraham Hill obtained Letters Patent for a "gun
+ or pistoll for small shott, carrying seaven or eight charges of the
+ same in the stocke of the gun."]
+</pre>
+<p>
+brought my Lord this morning, to shoot off often, one after another,
+without trouble or danger, very pretty. Thence to the Temple, and there
+taking White's boat down to Woolwich, taking Mr. Shish at Deptford in
+my way, with whom I had some good discourse of the Navy business. At
+Woolwich discoursed with him and Mr. Pett about iron worke and other
+businesses, and then walked home, and at Greenwich did observe the
+foundation laying of a very great house for the King, which will cost a
+great deale of money.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Building by John Webb; now a part of Greenwich Hospital. Evelyn
+ wrote in his Diary, October 19th, 1661: "I went to London to visite
+ my Lord of Bristoll, having been with Sir John Denham (his Mates
+ surveyor) to consult with him about the placing of his palace at
+ Greenwich, which I would have had built between the river and the
+ Queene's house, so as a large cutt should have let in ye Thames like
+ a bay; but Sir John was for setting it in piles at the very brink of
+ the water, which I did not assent to and so came away, knowing Sir
+ John to be a better poet than architect, tho' he had Mr. Webb (Inigo
+ Jones's man) to assist him."]
+</pre>
+<p>
+So home to dinner, and my uncle Wight coming in he along with my wife
+and I by coach, and setting him down by the way going to Mr. Maes we
+two to my Lord Sandwich's to visit my Lady, with whom I left my wife
+discoursing, and I to White Hall, and there being met by the Duke of
+Yorke, he called me to him and discoursed a pretty while with me about
+the new ship's dispatch building at Woolwich, and talking of the charge
+did say that he finds always the best the most cheape, instancing in
+French guns, which in France you may buy for 4 pistoles, as good to look
+to as others of 16, but not the service. I never had so much discourse
+with the Duke before, and till now did ever fear to meet him. He found
+me and Mr. Prin together talking of the Chest money, which we are to
+blame not to look after. Thence to my Lord's, and took up my wife, whom
+my Lady hath received with her old good nature and kindnesse, and so
+homewards, and she home, I 'lighting by the way, and upon the 'Change
+met my uncle Wight and told him my discourse this afternoon with Sir G.
+Carteret in Maes' business, but much to his discomfort, and after a dish
+of coffee home, and at my office a good while with Sir W. Warren talking
+with great pleasure of many businesses, and then home to supper, my wife
+and I had a good fowle to supper, and then I to the office again and so
+home, my mind in great ease to think of our coming to so good a respect
+with my Lord again, and my Lady, and that my Lady do so much cry up
+my father's usage of her children, and the goodness of the ayre there,
+found in the young ladies' faces at their return thence, as she says, as
+also my being put into the commission of the Fishery,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [There had been recently established, under the Great Seal of
+ England, a Corporation for the Royal Fishing, of which the Duke of
+ York was Governor, Lord Craven Deputy-Governor, and the Lord Mayor
+ and Chamberlain of London, for the time being, Treasurers, in which
+ body was vested the sole power of licensing lotteries ("The Newes,"
+ October 6th, 1664). The original charter (dated April 8th, 1664),
+ incorporating James, Duke of York, and thirty-six assistants as
+ Governor and Company of the Royal Fishing of Great Britain and
+ Ireland, is among the State Papers. The duke was to be Governor
+ till February 26th, 1665]
+</pre>
+<p>
+for which I must give my Lord thanks, and so home to bed, having a great
+cold in my head and throat tonight from my late cutting my hair so close
+to my head, but I hope it will be soon gone again.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th. Up and to the office, where, though I had a great cold, I was
+forced to speak much upon a publique meeting of the East India Company,
+at our office; where our own company was full, and there was also my
+Lord George Barkeley, in behalfe of the company of merchants (I suppose
+he is on that company), who, hearing my name, took notice of me, and
+condoled my cozen Edward Pepys's death, not knowing whose son I was, nor
+did demand it of me. We broke up without coming to any conclusion, for
+want of my Lord Marlborough. We broke up and I to the 'Change, where
+with several people and my uncle Wight to drink a dish of coffee, and so
+home to dinner, and then to the office all the afternoon, my eye and my
+throat being very bad, and my cold increasing so as I could not speak
+almost at all at night. So at night home to supper, that is a posset,
+and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+6th (Lord's day). Up, and my cold continuing in great extremity I could
+not go out to church, but sat all day (a little time at dinner excepted)
+in my closet at the office till night drawing up a second letter to Mr.
+Coventry about the measure of masts to my great satisfaction, and so in
+the evening home, and my uncle and aunt Wight came to us and supped with
+us, where pretty merry, but that my cold put me out of humour. At night
+with my cold, and my eye also sore still, to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th. Up betimes, and the Duke being gone abroad to-day, as we heard by a
+messenger, I spent the morning at my office writing fair my yesterday's
+work till almost 2 o'clock (only Sir G. Carteret coming I went down a
+little way by water towards Deptford, but having more mind to have my
+business done I pretended business at the 'Change, and so went into
+another boat), and then, eating a bit, my wife and I by coach to the
+Duke's house, where we saw "The Unfortunate Lovers;" but I know not
+whether I am grown more curious than I was or no, but I was not much
+pleased with it, though I know not where to lay the fault, unless it
+was that the house was very empty, by reason of a new play at the other
+house. Yet here was my Lady Castlemayne in a box, and it was pleasant to
+hear an ordinary lady hard by us, that it seems did not know her before,
+say, being told who she was, that "she was well enough." Thence home,
+and I ended and sent away my letter to Mr. Coventry (having first read
+it and had the opinion of Sir W. Warren in the case), and so home to
+supper and to bed, my cold being pretty well gone, but my eye remaining
+still snare and rhumey, which I wonder at, my right eye ayling nothing.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th. Up with some little discontent with my wife upon her saying that
+she had got and used some puppy-dog water, being put upon it by a desire
+of my aunt Wight to get some for her, who hath a mind, unknown to her
+husband, to get some for her ugly face. I to the office, where we
+sat all the morning, doing not much business through the multitude of
+counsellors, one hindering another. It was Mr. Coventry's own saying to
+me in his coach going to the 'Change, but I wonder that he did give me
+no thanks for my letter last night, but I believe he did only forget it.
+Thence home, whither Luellin came and dined with me, but we made no long
+stay at dinner; for "Heraclius" being acted, which my wife and I have a
+mighty mind to see, we do resolve, though not exactly agreeing with the
+letter of my vowe, yet altogether with the sense, to see another this
+month, by going hither instead of that at Court, there having been none
+conveniently since I made my vowe for us to see there, nor like to be
+this Lent, and besides we did walk home on purpose to make this going
+as cheap as that would have been, to have seen one at Court, and my
+conscience knows that it is only the saving of money and the time also
+that I intend by my oaths, and this has cost no more of either, so that
+my conscience before God do after good consultation and resolution of
+paying my forfeit, did my conscience accuse me of breaking my vowe, I do
+not find myself in the least apprehensive that I have done any violence
+to my oaths. The play hath one very good passage well managed in it,
+about two persons pretending, and yet denying themselves, to be son
+to the tyrant Phocas, and yet heire of Mauritius to the crowne. The
+garments like Romans very well. The little girle is come to act very
+prettily, and spoke the epilogue most admirably. But at the beginning,
+at the drawing up of the curtaine, there was the finest scene of the
+Emperor and his people about him, standing in their fixed and different
+pastures in their Roman habitts, above all that ever I yet saw at any of
+the theatres. Walked home, calling to see my brother Tom, who is in bed,
+and I doubt very ill of a consumption. To the office awhile, and so home
+to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+9th. Up pretty betimes to my office, where all day long, but a little
+at home at dinner, at my office finishing all things about Mr. Wood's
+contract for masts, wherein I am sure I shall save the King L400 before
+I have done. At night home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+10th. Up and to the office, where all the morning doing business, and at
+noon to the 'Change and there very busy, and so home to dinner with my
+wife, to a good hog's harslet,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Harslet or haslet, the entrails of an animal, especially of a hog,
+ as the heart, liver, &amp;c.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+a piece of meat I love, but have not eat of I think these seven years,
+and after dinner abroad by coach set her at Mrs. Hunt's and I to White
+Hall, and at the Privy Seale I enquired, and found the Bill come for
+the Corporation of the Royall Fishery; whereof the Duke of Yorke is made
+present Governor, and several other very great persons, to the number
+of thirty-two, made his assistants for their lives: whereof, by my Lord
+Sandwich's favour, I am one; and take it not only as a matter of honour,
+but that, that may come to be of profit to me, and so with great content
+went and called my wife, and so home and to the office, where busy late,
+and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+11th. Up and by coach to my Lord Sandwich's, who not being up I staid
+talking with Mr. Moore till my Lord was ready and come down, and went
+directly out without calling for me or seeing any body. I know not
+whether he knew I was there, but I am apt to think not, because if he
+would have given me that slighting yet he would not have done it
+to others that were there. So I went back again doing nothing but
+discoursing with Mr. Moore, who I find by discourse to be grown rich,
+and indeed not to use me at all with the respect he used to do, but as
+his equal. He made me known to their Chaplin, who is a worthy, able
+man. Thence home, and by and by to the Coffee-house, and thence to the
+'Change, and so home to dinner, and after a little chat with my wife to
+the office, where all the afternoon till very late at the office busy,
+and so home to supper and to bed, hoping in God that my diligence, as it
+is really very useful for the King, so it will end in profit to myself.
+In the meantime I have good content in mind to see myself improve every
+day in knowledge and being known.
+</p>
+<p>
+12th. Lay long pleasantly entertaining myself with my wife, and then up
+and to the office, where busy till noon, vexed to see how Sir J. Minnes
+deserves rather to be pitied for his dotage and folly than employed at
+a great salary to ruin the King's business. At noon to the 'Change, and
+thence home to dinner, and then down to Deptford, where busy a while,
+and then walking home it fell hard a raining. So at Halfway house put
+in, and there meeting Mr. Stacy with some company of pretty women, I
+took him aside to a room by ourselves, and there talked with him about
+the several sorts of tarrs, and so by and by parted, and I walked home
+and there late at the office, and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed talking with my wife, and then up in
+great doubt whether I should not go see Mr. Coventry or no, who hath
+not been well these two or three days, but it being foul weather I staid
+within, and so to my office, and there all the morning reading some
+Common Law, to which I will allot a little time now and then, for I much
+want it. At noon home to dinner, and then after some discourse with my
+wife, to the office again, and by and by Sir W. Pen came to me after
+sermon and walked with me in the garden and then one comes to tell me
+that Anthony and Will Joyce were come to see me, so I in to them and
+made mighty much of them, and very pleasant we were, and most of their
+business I find to be to advise about getting some woman to attend my
+brother Tom, whom they say is very ill and seems much to want one. To
+which I agreed, and desired them to get their wives to enquire out one.
+By and by they bid me good night, but immediately as they were gone out
+of doors comes Mrs. Turner's boy with a note to me to tell me that my
+brother Tom was so ill as they feared he would not long live, and that
+it would be fit I should come and see him. So I sent for them back, and
+they came, and Will Joyce desiring to speak with me alone I took him
+up, and there he did plainly tell me to my great astonishment that my
+brother is deadly ill, and that their chief business of coming was to
+tell me so, and what is worst that his disease is the pox, which he hath
+heretofore got, and hath not been cured, but is come to this, and that
+this is certain, though a secret told his father Fenner by the Doctor
+which he helped my brother to. This troubled me mightily, but however
+I thought fit to go see him for speech of people's sake, and so walked
+along with them, and in our way called on my uncle Fenner (where I have
+not been these 12 months and more) and advised with him, and then to my
+brother, who lies in bed talking idle. He could only say that he knew
+me, and then fell to other discourse, and his face like a dying man,
+which Mrs. Turner, who was here, and others conclude he is. The company
+being gone, I took the mayde, which seems a very grave and serious
+woman, and in W. Joyce's company' did inquire how things are with her
+master. She told me many things very discreetly, and said she had all
+his papers and books, and key of his cutting house, and showed me a bag
+which I and Wm. Joyce told, coming to L5 14s. 0d., which we left with
+her again, after giving her good counsel, and the boys, and seeing a
+nurse there of Mrs. Holden's choosing, I left them, and so walked home
+greatly troubled to think of my brother's condition, and the trouble
+that would arise to me by his death or continuing sick. So at home, my
+mind troubled, to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th. Up, and walked to my brother's, where I find he hath continued
+talking idly all night, and now knows me not; which troubles me
+mightily. So I walked down and discoursed a great while alone with the
+mayde, who tells me many passages of her master's practices, and how she
+concludes that he has run behind hand a great while and owes money,
+and has been dunned by several people, among others by one Cave, both
+husband and wife, but whether it was for&mdash;[See April 6th]&mdash;money or
+something worse she knows not, but there is one Cranburne, I think she
+called him, in Fleete Lane with whom he hath many times been mighty
+private, but what their dealings have been she knows not, but believes
+these were naught, and then his sitting up two Saturday nights one after
+another when all were abed doing something to himself, which she now
+suspects what it was, but did not before, but tells me that he hath been
+a very bad husband as to spending his time, and hath often told him of
+it, so that upon the whole I do find he is, whether he lives or dies, a
+ruined man, and what trouble will befall me by it I know not. Thence
+to White Hall; and in the Duke's chamber, while he was dressing, two
+persons of quality that were there did tell his Royal Highness how the
+other night, in Holborne, about midnight, being at cards, a link-boy
+come by and run into the house, and told the people the house was
+a-falling. Upon this the whole family was frighted, concluding that the
+boy had said that the house was a-fire: so they deft their cards above,
+and one would have got out of the balcone, but it was not open; the
+other went up to fetch down his children, that were in bed; so all
+got clear out of the house. And no sooner so, but the house fell
+down indeed, from top to bottom. It seems my Lord Southampton's
+canaille&mdash;[sewer]&mdash;did come too near their foundation, and so weakened
+the house, and down it came; which, in every respect, is a most
+extraordinary passage. By and by into his closet and did our business
+with him. But I did not speed as I expected in a business about the
+manner of buying hemp for this year, which troubled me, but it proceeds
+only from my pride, that I must needs expect every thing to be ordered
+just as I apprehend, though it was not I think from my errour, but their
+not being willing to hear and consider all that I had to propose. Being
+broke up I followed my Lord Sandwich and thanked him for his putting me
+into the Fishery, which I perceive he expected, and cried "Oh!" says he,
+"in the Fishery you mean. I told you I would remember you in it," but
+offered no other discourse. But demanding whether he had any commands
+for me, methought he cried "No!" as if he had no more mind to discourse
+with me, which still troubles me and hath done all the day, though
+I think I am a fool for it, in not pursuing my resolution of going
+handsome in clothes and looking high, for that must do it when all is
+done with my Lord. Thence by coach with Sir W. Batten to the city, and
+his son Castle, who talks mighty highly against Captain Tayler, calling
+him knave, and I find that the old Boating father is led and talks just
+as the son do, or the son as the father would have him. 'Light and to
+Mr. Moxon's, and there saw our office globes in doing, which will be
+very handsome but cost money. So to the Coffee-house, and there very
+fine discourse with Mr. Hill the merchant, a pretty, gentile, young, and
+sober man. So to the 'Change, and thence home, where my wife and I fell
+out about my not being willing to have her have her gowne laced, but
+would lay out the same money and more on a plain new one. At this
+she flounced away in a manner I never saw her, nor which I could ever
+endure. So I away to the office, though she had dressed herself to go
+see my Lady Sandwich. She by and by in a rage follows me, and coming
+to me tells me in spitefull manner like a vixen and with a look full of
+rancour that she would go buy a new one and lace it and make me pay for
+it, and then let me burn it if I would after she had done it, and so
+went away in a fury. This vexed me cruelly, but being very busy I had,
+not hand to give myself up to consult what to do in it, but anon, I
+suppose after she saw that I did not follow her, she came again to the
+office, where I made her stay, being busy with another, half an houre,
+and her stomach coming down we were presently friends, and so after
+my business being over at the office we out and by coach to my Lady
+Sandwich's, with whom I left my wife, and I to White Hall, where I met
+Mr. Delsety, and after an hour's discourse with him met with nobody to
+do other business with, but back again to my Lady, and after half an
+hour's discourse with her to my brother's, who I find in the same or
+worse condition. The doctors give him over and so do all that see him.
+He talks no sense two, words together now; and I confess it made me
+weepe to see that he should not be able, when I asked him, to say who
+I was. I went to Mrs. Turner's, and by her discourse with my brother's
+Doctor, Mr. Powell, I find that she is full now of the disease which
+my brother is troubled with, and talks of it mightily, which I am sorry
+for, there being other company, but methinks it should be for her
+honour to forbear talking of it, the shame of this very thing I confess
+troubles me as much as anything. Back to my brother's and took my
+wife, and carried her to my uncle Fenner's and there had much private
+discourse with him. He tells me of the Doctor's thoughts of my brother's
+little hopes of recovery, and from that to tell me his thoughts long
+of my brother's bad husbandry, and from that to say that he believes he
+owes a great deal of money, as to my cozen Scott I know not how much,
+and Dr. Thos. Pepys L30, but that the Doctor confesses that he is paid
+L20 of it, and what with that and what he owes my father and me I doubt
+he is in a very sad condition, that if he lives he will not be able to
+show his head, which will be a very great shame to me. After this I went
+in to my aunt and my wife and Anthony Joyce and his wife, who were by
+chance there, and drank and so home, my mind and head troubled, but I
+hope it will [be] over in a little time one way or other. After doing a
+little at my office of business I home to supper and to bed. From notice
+that my uncle Fenner did give my father the last week of my brother's
+condition, my mother is coming up to towne, which also do trouble me.
+The business between my Lords Chancellor and Bristoll, they say, is
+hushed up; and the latter gone or going, by the King's licence, to
+France.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon
+comes Madam Turner and her daughter The., her chief errand to tell me
+that she had got Dr. Wiverly, her Doctor, to search my brother's mouth,
+where Mr. Powell says there is an ulcer, from thence he concludes that
+he hath had the pox. But the Doctor swears that there is not, nor ever
+was any, and my brother being very sensible, which I was glad to hear,
+he did talk with him about it, and he did wholly disclaim that ever
+he had the disease, or that ever he said to Powell that he had it. All
+which did put me into great comfort as to the reproach which was spread
+against him. So I sent for a barrel of oysters, and they dined, and we
+were very merry, I being willing to be so upon this news. After dinner
+we took coach and to my brother's, where contrary to my expectation he
+continues as bad or worse, talking idle, and now not at all knowing any
+of us as before. Here we staid a great while, I going up and down the
+house looking after things. In the evening Dr. Wiverley came again,
+and I sent for Mr. Powell (the Doctor and I having first by ourselves
+searched my brother again at his privities, where he was as clear as
+ever he was born, and in the Doctor's opinion had been ever so), and we
+three alone discoursed the business, where the coxcomb did give us his
+simple reasons for what he had said, which the Doctor fully confuted,
+and left the fellow only saying that he should cease to report any such
+thing, and that what he had said was the best of his judgment from my
+brother's words and a ulcer, as he supposed, in his mouth. I threatened
+him that I would have satisfaction if I heard any more such discourse,
+and so good night to them two, giving the Doctor a piece for his fee,
+but the other nothing. I to my brother again, where Madam Turner and her
+company, and Mrs. Croxton, my wife, and Mrs. Holding. About 8 o'clock my
+brother began to fetch his spittle with more pain, and to speak as much
+but not so distinctly, till at last the phlegm getting the mastery of
+him, and he beginning as we thought to rattle, I had no mind to see
+him die, as we thought he presently would, and so withdrew and led Mrs.
+Turner home, but before I came back, which was in half a quarter of an
+hour, my brother was dead. I went up and found the nurse holding his
+eyes shut, and he poor wretch lying with his chops fallen, a most sad
+sight, and that which put me into a present very great transport of
+grief and cries, and indeed it was a most sad sight to see the poor
+wretch lie now still and dead, and pale like a stone. I staid till he
+was almost cold, while Mrs. Croxton, Holden, and the rest did strip and
+lay him out, they observing his corpse, as they told me afterwards, to
+be as clear as any they ever saw, and so this was the end of my poor
+brother, continuing talking idle and his lips working even to his last
+that his phlegm hindered his breathing, and at last his breath broke out
+bringing a flood of phlegm and stuff out with it, and so he died. This
+evening he talked among other talk a great deal of French very plain
+and good, as, among others: 'quand un homme boit quand il n'a poynt
+d'inclination a boire il ne luy fait jamais de bien.' I once begun to
+tell him something of his condition, and asked him whither he thought he
+should go. He in distracted manner answered me&mdash;"Why, whither should
+I go? there are but two ways: If I go, to the bad way I must give God
+thanks for it, and if I go the other way I must give God the more thanks
+for it; and I hope I have not been so undutifull and unthankfull in my
+life but I hope I shall go that way." This was all the sense, good or
+bad, that I could get of him this day. I left my wife to see him laid
+out, and I by coach home carrying my brother's papers, all I could find,
+with me, and having wrote a letter to, my father telling him what hath
+been said I returned by coach, it being very late, and dark, to my
+brother's, but all being gone, the corpse laid out, and my wife at Mrs.
+Turner's, I thither, and there after an hour's talk, we up to bed, my
+wife and I in the little blue chamber, and I lay close to my wife, being
+full of disorder and grief for my brother that I could not sleep nor
+wake with satisfaction, at last I slept till 5 or 6 o'clock.
+</p>
+<p>
+16th. And then I rose and up, leaving my wife in bed, and to my
+brother's, where I set them on cleaning the house, and my wife coming
+anon to look after things, I up and down to my cozen Stradwicke's and
+uncle Fenner's about discoursing for the funeral, which I am resolved
+to put off till Friday next. Thence home and trimmed myself, and then
+to the 'Change, and told my uncle Wight of my brother's death, and so by
+coach to my cozen Turner's and there dined very well, but my wife.... in
+great pain we were forced to rise in some disorder, and in Mrs. Turner's
+coach carried her home and put her to bed. Then back again with my cozen
+Norton to Mrs. Turner's, and there staid a while talking with Dr. Pepys,
+the puppy, whom I had no patience to hear. So I left them and to my
+brother's to look after things, and saw the coffin brought; and by and
+by Mrs. Holden came and saw him nailed up. Then came W. Joyce to me half
+drunk, and much ado I had to tell him the story of my brother's being
+found clear of what was said, but he would interrupt me by some idle
+discourse or other, of his crying what a good man, and a good speaker
+my brother was, and God knows what. At last weary of him I got him away,
+and I to Mrs. Turner's, and there, though my heart is still heavy to
+think of my poor brother, yet I could give way to my fancy to hear
+Mrs. The. play upon the Harpsicon, though the musique did not please me
+neither. Thence to my brother's and found them with my mayd Elizabeth
+taking an inventory of the goods of the house, which I was well pleased
+at, and am much beholden to Mr. Honeywood's man in doing of it. His
+name is Herbert, one that says he knew me when he lived with Sir Samuel
+Morland, but I have forgot him. So I left them at it, and by coach home
+and to my office, there to do a little business, but God knows my heart
+and head is so full of my brother's death, and the consequences of it,
+that I can do very little or understand it. So home to supper, and
+after looking over some business in my chamber I to bed to my wife, who
+continues in bed in some pain still. This day I have a great barrel of
+oysters given me by Mr. Barrow, as big as 16 of others, and I took it in
+the coach with me to Mrs. Turner's, and give them to her. This day the
+Parliament met again, after a long prorogation, but what they have done
+I have not been in the way to hear.
+</p>
+<p>
+17th. Up and to my brother's, where all the morning doing business
+against to-morrow, and so to my cozen Stradwicke's about the same
+business, and to the 'Change, and thence home to dinner, where my wife
+in bed sick still, but not so bad as yesterday. I dined by her, and so
+to the office, where we sat this afternoon, having changed this day our
+sittings from morning to afternoons, because of the Parliament which
+returned yesterday; but was adjourned till Monday next; upon pretence
+that many of the members were said to be upon the road; and also the
+King had other affairs, and so desired them to adjourn till then. But
+the truth is, the King is offended at my Lord of Bristol, as they say,
+whom he hath found to have been all this while (pretending a desire of
+leave to go into France, and to have all the difference between him and
+the Chancellor made up,) endeavouring to make factions in both Houses
+to the Chancellor. So the King did this to keep the Houses from meeting;
+and in the meanwhile sent a guard and a herald last night to have taken
+him at Wimbleton, where he was in the morning, but could not find him:
+at which the King was and is still mightily concerned, and runs up and
+down to and from the Chancellor's like a boy: and it seems would make
+Digby's articles against the Chancellor to be treasonable reflections
+against his Majesty. So that the King is very high, as they say; and God
+knows what will follow upon it! After office I to my brother's again,
+and thence to Madam Turner's, in both places preparing things against
+to-morrow; and this night I have altered my resolution of burying him
+in the church yarde among my young brothers and sisters, and bury him
+in the church, in the middle isle, as near as I can to my mother's pew.
+This costs me 20s. more. This being all, home by coach, bringing my
+brother's silver tankard for safety along with me, and so to supper,
+after writing to my father, and so to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+18th. Up betimes, and walked to my brother's, where a great while
+putting things in order against anon; then to Madam Turner's and eat a
+breakfast there, and so to Wotton, my shoemaker, and there got a pair of
+shoes blacked on the soles against anon for me; so to my brother's and
+to church, and with the grave-maker chose a place for my brother to lie
+in, just under my mother's pew. But to see how a man's tombes are at the
+mercy of such a fellow, that for sixpence he would, (as his owne words
+were,) "I will justle them together but I will make room for him;"
+speaking of the fulness of the middle isle, where he was to lie; and
+that he would, for my father's sake, do my brother that is dead all the
+civility he can; which was to disturb other corps that are not quite
+rotten, to make room for him; and methought his manner of speaking it
+was very remarkable; as of a thing that now was in his power to do a man
+a courtesy or not. At noon my wife, though in pain, comes, but I being
+forced to go home, she went back with me, where I dressed myself, and so
+did Besse; and so to my brother's again: whither, though invited, as the
+custom is, at one or two o'clock, they came not till four or five.
+But at last one after another they come, many more than I bid: and my
+reckoning that I bid was one hundred and twenty; but I believe there was
+nearer one hundred and fifty. Their service was six biscuits apiece, and
+what they pleased of burnt claret. My cosen Joyce Norton kept the wine
+and cakes above; and did give out to them that served, who had white
+gloves given them. But above all, I am beholden to Mrs. Holden, who was
+most kind, and did take mighty pains not only in getting the house and
+every thing else ready, but this day in going up and down to see, the
+house filled and served, in order to mine, and their great content,
+I think; the men sitting by themselves in some rooms, and women by
+themselves in others, very close, but yet room enough. Anon to church,
+walking out into the streete to the Conduit, and so across the streete,
+and had a very good company along with the corps. And being come to the
+grave as above, Dr. Pierson, the minister of the parish, did read the
+service for buriall: and so I saw my poor brother laid into the grave;
+and so all broke up; and I and my wife and Madam Turner and her family
+to my brother's, and by and by fell to a barrell of oysters, cake, and
+cheese, of Mr. Honiwood's, with him, in his chamber and below, being
+too merry for so late a sad work. But, Lord! to see how the world makes
+nothing of the memory of a man, an houre after he is dead! And, indeed,
+I must blame myself; for though at the sight of him dead and dying,
+I had real grief for a while, while he was in my sight, yet presently
+after, and ever since, I have had very little grief indeed for him.
+By and by, it beginning to be late, I put things in some order in the
+house, and so took my wife and Besse (who hath done me very good service
+in cleaning and getting ready every thing and serving the wine and
+things to-day, and is indeed a most excellent good-natured and faithful
+wench, and I love her mightily), by coach home, and so after being at
+the office to set down the day's work home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+19th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, and at noon my
+wife and I alone, having a good hen, with eggs, to dinner, with great
+content. Then by coach to my brother's, where I spent the afternoon
+in paying some of the charges of the buriall, and in looking over his
+papers, among which I find several letters of my brother John's to him
+speaking very foale words of me and my deportment to him here, and very
+crafty designs about Sturtlow land and God knows what, which I am very
+glad to know, and shall make him repent them. Anon my father and my
+brother John came to towne by coach. I sat till night with him, giving
+him an account of things. He, poor man, very sad and sickly. I in great
+pain by a simple compressing of my cods to-day by putting one leg over
+another as I have formerly done, which made me hasten home, and after a
+little at the office in great disorder home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th (Lord's day). Kept my bed all the morning, having laid a poultice
+to my cods last night to take down the tumour there which I got
+yesterday, which it did do, being applied pretty warm, and soon after
+the beginning of the swelling, and the pain was gone also. We lay
+talking all the while, among other things of religion, wherein I am
+sorry so often to hear my wife talk of her being and resolving to die a
+Catholique,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Mrs. Pepys's leaning towards Roman Catholicism was a constant
+ trouble to her husband; but, in spite of his fears, she died a
+ Protestant (Dr. Milles's certificate.)]
+</pre>
+<p>
+and indeed a small matter, I believe, would absolutely turn her, which
+I am sorry for. Up at noon to dinner, and then to my chamber with a fire
+till late at night looking over my brother Thomas's papers, sorting of
+them, among which I find many base letters of my brother John's to him
+against me, and carrying on plots against me to promote Tom's having
+of his Banbury' Mistress, in base slighting terms, and in worse of my
+sister Pall, such as I shall take a convenient time to make my father
+know, and him also to his sorrow. So after supper to bed, our people
+rising to wash to-morrow.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st. Up, and it snowing this morning a little, which from the mildness
+of the winter and the weather beginning to be hot and the summer to come
+on apace, is a little strange to us. I did not go abroad for fear of my
+tumour, for fear it shall rise again, but staid within, and by and by
+my father came, poor man, to me, and my brother John. After much talke
+and taking them up to my chamber, I did there after some discourse bring
+in any business of anger&mdash;with John, and did before my father read all
+his roguish letters, which troubled my father mightily, especially to
+hear me say what I did, against my allowing any thing for the time to
+come to him out of my owne purse, and other words very severe, while
+he, like a simple rogue, made very silly and churlish answers to me, not
+like a man of any goodness or witt, at which I was as much disturbed as
+the other, and will be as good as my word in making him to his cost know
+that I will remember his carriage to me in this particular the longest
+day I live. It troubled me to see my poor father so troubled, whose good
+nature did make him, poor wretch, to yield, I believe, to comply with my
+brother Tom and him in part of their designs, but without any ill intent
+to me, or doubt of me or my good intentions to him or them, though it do
+trouble me a little that he should in any manner do it. They dined with
+me, and after dinner abroad with my wife to buy some things for her,
+and I to the office, where we sat till night, and then, after doing some
+business at my closet, I home and to supper and to bed. This day the
+Houses of Parliament met; and the King met them, with the Queene with
+him. And he made a speech to them:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [March 16th, 1663-64. This day both Houses met, and on the gist the
+ king opened the session with a speech from the throne, in which
+ occurs this Passage: "I pray, Mr. Speaker, and you, gentlemen of the
+ House of Commons, give that Triennial Bill once a reading in your
+ house, and then, in God's name, do what you think fit for me and
+ yourselves and the whole kingdom. I need not tell you how much I
+ love parliaments. Never king was so much beholden to parliaments as
+ I have been, nor do I think the crown can ever be happy without
+ frequent parliaments" (Cobbett's "Parliamentary History," vol. iv.,
+ cc. 290, 291).]
+</pre>
+<p>
+among other things, discoursing largely of the plots abroad against
+him and the peace of the kingdom; and, among other things, that the
+dissatisfied party had great hopes upon the effect of the Act for a
+Triennial Parliament granted by his father, which he desired them to
+peruse, and, I think, repeal. So the Houses did retire to their own
+House, and did order the Act to be read to-morrow before them; and I
+suppose it will be repealed, though I believe much against the will of a
+good many that sit there.
+</p>
+<p>
+22nd. Up, and spent the whole morning and afternoon at my office,
+only in the evening, my wife being at my aunt Wight's, I went thither,
+calling at my own house, going out found the parlour curtains drawn,
+and inquiring the reason of it, they told me that their mistress had got
+Mrs. Buggin's fine little dog and our little bitch, which is proud at
+this time, and I am apt to think that she was helping him to line her,
+for going afterwards to my uncle Wight's, and supping there with her,
+where very merry with Mr. Woolly's drollery, and going home I found the
+little dog so little that of himself he could not reach our bitch, which
+I am sorry for, for it is the finest dog that ever I saw in my life,
+as if he were painted the colours are so finely mixed and shaded. God
+forgive me, it went against me to have my wife and servants look upon
+them while they endeavoured to do something....
+</p>
+<p>
+23rd. Up, and going out saw Mrs. Buggin's dog, which proves as I thought
+last night so pretty that I took him and the bitch into my closet below,
+and by holding down the bitch helped him to line her, which he did very
+stoutly, so as I hope it will take, for it is the prettiest dog that
+ever I saw. So to the office, where very busy all the morning, and so to
+the 'Change, and off hence with Sir W. Rider to the Trinity House, and
+there dined very well: and good discourse among the old men of Islands
+now and then rising and falling again in the Sea, and that there is many
+dangers of grounds and rocks that come just up to the edge almost of
+the sea, that is never discovered and ships perish without the world's
+knowing the reason of it. Among other things, they observed, that there
+are but two seamen in the Parliament house, viz., Sir W. Batten and Sir
+W. Pen, and not above twenty or thirty merchants; which is a strange
+thing in an island, and no wonder that things of trade go no better nor
+are better understood. Thence home, and all the afternoon at the office,
+only for an hour in the evening my Lady Jemimah, Paulina, and Madam
+Pickering come to see us, but my wife would not be seen, being unready.
+Very merry with them; they mightily talking of their thrifty living
+for a fortnight before their mother came to town, and other such simple
+talk, and of their merry life at Brampton, at my father's, this winter.
+So they being gone, to the office again till late, and so home and to
+supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+24th. Called up by my father, poor man, coming to advise with me about
+Tom's house and other matters, and he being gone I down by water to
+Greenwich, it being very-foggy, and I walked very finely to Woolwich,
+and there did very much business at both yards, and thence walked
+back, Captain Grove with me talking, and so to Deptford and did the
+like-there, and then walked to Redriffe (calling and eating a bit of
+collops and eggs at Half-way house), and so home to the office, where we
+sat late, and home weary to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th (Lady-day). Up and by water to White Hall, and there to chappell;
+where it was most infinite full to hear Dr. Critton. Being not knowne,
+some great persons in the pew I pretended to, and went in, did question
+my coming in. I told them my pretence; so they turned to the orders of
+the chappell, which hung behind upon the wall, and read it; and were
+satisfied; but they did not demand whether I was in waiting or no; and
+so I was in some fear lest he that was in waiting might come and
+betray me. The Doctor preached upon the thirty-first of Jeremy, and the
+twenty-first and twenty-second verses, about a woman compassing a man;
+meaning the Virgin conceiving and bearing our Saviour. It was the worst
+sermon I ever heard him make, I must confess; and yet it was good,
+and in two places very bitter, advising the King to do as the Emperor
+Severus did, to hang up a Presbyter John (a short coat and a long gowne
+interchangeably) in all the Courts of England. But the story of Severus
+was pretty, that he hanged up forty senators before the Senate house,
+and then made a speech presently to the Senate in praise of his owne
+lenity; and then decreed that never any senator after that time should
+suffer in the same manner without consent of the Senate: which he
+compared to the proceeding of the Long Parliament against my Lord
+Strafford. He said the greatest part of the lay magistrates in England
+were Puritans, and would not do justice; and the Bishopps, their powers
+were so taken away and lessened, that they could not exercise the power
+they ought. He told the King and the ladies plainly, speaking of death
+and of the skulls and bones of dead men and women,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [The preacher appears to have had the grave scene in "Hamlet" in
+ his mind, as he gives the same illustration of Alexander as Hamlet
+ does.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+how there is no difference; that nobody could tell that of the great
+Marius or Alexander from a pyoneer; nor, for all the pains the ladies
+take with their faces, he that should look in a charnels-house could not
+distinguish which was Cleopatra's, or fair Rosamond's, or Jane Shoare's.
+Thence by water home. After dinner to the office, thence with my wife to
+see my father and discourse how he finds Tom's matters, which he do very
+ill, and that he finds him to have been so negligent, that he used to
+trust his servants with cutting out of clothes, never hardly cutting out
+anything himself; and, by the abstract of his accounts, we find him to
+owe above L290, and to be coming to him under L200. Thence home with
+my wife, it being very dirty on foot, and bought some fowl in Gracious.
+Streets and some oysters against our feast to-morrow. So home, and after
+at the office a while, home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th. Up very betimes and to my office, and there read over some papers
+against a meeting by and by at this office of Mr. Povy, Sir W. Rider,
+Creed, and Vernaty, and Mr. Gauden about my Lord Peterborough's accounts
+for Tangier, wherein we proceeded a good way; but, Lord! to see how
+ridiculous Mr. Povy is in all he says or do; like a man not more fit for
+to be in such employments as he is, and particularly that of Treasurer
+(paying many and very great sums without the least written order) as he
+is to be King of England, and seems but this day, after much discourse
+of mine, to be sensible of that part of his folly, besides a great deal
+more in other things. This morning in discourse Sir W. Rider [said],
+that he hath kept a journals of his life for almost these forty years,
+even to this day and still do, which pleases me mightily. That being
+done Sir J. Minnes and I sat all the morning, and then I to the 'Change,
+and there got away by pretence of business with my uncle Wight to put
+off Creed, whom I had invited to dinner, and so home, and there found
+Madam Turner, her daughter The., Joyce Norton, my father and Mr.
+Honywood, and by and by come my uncle Wight and aunt. This being my
+solemn feast for my cutting of the stone, it being now, blessed be God!
+this day six years since the time; and I bless God I do in all respects
+find myself free from that disease or any signs of it, more than
+that upon the least cold I continue to have pain in making water, by
+gathering of wind and growing costive, till which be removed I am at no
+ease, but without that I am very well. One evil more I have, which is
+that upon the least squeeze almost my cods begin to swell and come to
+great pain, which is very strange and troublesome to me, though upon the
+speedy applying of a poultice it goes down again, and in two days I am
+well again. Dinner not being presently ready I spent some time myself
+and shewed them a map of Tangier left this morning at my house by Creed,
+cut by our order, the Commissioners, and drawn by Jonas Moore, which is
+very pleasant, and I purpose to have it finely set out and hung up. Mrs.
+Hunt coming to see my wife by chance dined here with us. After dinner
+Sir W. Batten sent to speak with me, and told me that he had proffered
+our bill today in the House, and that it was read without any
+dissenters, and he fears not but will pass very well, which I shall
+be glad of. He told me also how Sir [Richard] Temple hath spoke very
+discontentfull words in the House about the Tryennial Bill; but it hath
+been read the second time to-day, and committed; and, he believes,
+will go on without more ado, though there are many in the House
+are displeased at it, though they dare not say much. But above all
+expectation, Mr. Prin is the man against it, comparing it to the idoll
+whose head was of gold, and his body and legs and feet of different
+metal. So this Bill had several degrees of calling of Parliaments, in
+case the King, and then the Council, and then the Lord Chancellor, and
+then the Sheriffes, should fail to do it. He tells me also, how, upon
+occasion of some 'prentices being put in the pillory to-day for beating
+of their masters, or some such like thing, in Cheapside, a company of
+'prentices came and rescued them, and pulled down the pillory; and they
+being set up again, did the like again. So that the Lord Mayor and Major
+Generall Browne was fain to come and stay there, to keep the peace; and
+drums, all up and down the city, was beat to raise the trained bands,
+for to quiett the towne, and by and by, going out with my uncle and aunt
+Wight by coach with my wife through Cheapside (the rest of the company
+after much content and mirth being broke up), we saw a trained band
+stand in Cheapside upon their guard. We went, much against my uncle's
+will, as far almost as Hyde Park, he and my aunt falling out all the way
+about it, which vexed me, but by this I understand my uncle more than
+ever I did, for he was mighty soon angry, and wished a pox take her,
+which I was sorry to hear. The weather I confess turning on a sudden to
+rain did make it very unpleasant, but yet there was no occasion in the
+world for his being so angry, but she bore herself very discreetly, and
+I must confess she proves to me much another woman than I thought her,
+but all was peace again presently, and so it raining very fast, we met
+many brave coaches coming from the Parke and so we turned and set them
+down at home, and so we home ourselves, and ended the day with great
+content to think how it hath pleased the Lord in six years time to
+raise me from a condition of constant and dangerous and most painfull
+sicknesse and low condition and poverty to a state of constant health
+almost, great honour and plenty, for which the Lord God of heaven make
+me truly thankfull. My wife found her gowne come home laced, which is
+indeed very handsome, but will cost me a great deal of money, more
+than ever I intended, but it is but for once. So to the office and did
+business, and then home and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed wrangling with my wife about the
+charge she puts me to at this time for clothes more than I intended, and
+very angry we were, but quickly friends again. And so rising and ready I
+to my office, and there fell upon business, and then to dinner, and then
+to my office again to my business, and by and by in the afternoon walked
+forth towards my father's, but it being church time, walked to St.
+James's, to try if I could see the belle Butler, but could not; only saw
+her sister, who indeed is pretty, with a fine Roman nose. Thence walked
+through the ducking-pond fields; but they are so altered since my father
+used to carry us to Islington, to the old man's, at the King's Head, to
+eat cakes and ale (his name was Pitts) that I did not know which was the
+ducking-pond nor where I was. So through F[l]ee[t] lane to my father's,
+and there met Mr. Moore, and discoursed with him and my father about who
+should administer for my brother Tom, and I find we shall have trouble
+in it, but I will clear my hands of it, and what vexed me, my father
+seemed troubled that I should seem to rely so wholly upon the advice of
+Mr. Moore, and take nobody else, but I satisfied him, and so home; and
+in Cheapside, both coming and going, it was full of apprentices, who
+have been here all this day, and have done violence, I think, to the
+master of the boys that were put in the pillory yesterday. But, Lord!
+to see how the train-bands are raised upon this: the drums beating every
+where as if an enemy were upon them; so much is this city subject to be
+put into a disarray upon very small occasions. But it was pleasant to
+hear the boys, and particularly one little one, that I demanded the
+business. He told me that that had never been done in the city since it
+was a city, two prentices put in the pillory, and that it ought not to
+be so. So I walked home, and then it being fine moonshine with my wife
+an houre in the garden, talking of her clothes against Easter and about
+her mayds, Jane being to be gone, and the great dispute whether Besse,
+whom we both love, should be raised to be chamber-mayde or no. We have
+both a mind to it, but know not whether we should venture the making
+her proud and so make a bad chamber-mayde of a very good natured and
+sufficient cook-mayde. So to my office a little, and then to supper,
+prayers and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th. This is the first morning that I have begun, and I hope shall
+continue to rise betimes in the morning, and so up and to my office,
+and thence about 7 o'clock to T. Trice, and advised with him about our
+administering to my brother Tom, and I went to my father and told him
+what to do; which was to administer and to let my cozen Scott have a
+letter of Atturny to follow the business here in his absence for him,
+who by that means will have the power of paying himself (which we cannot
+however hinder) and do us a kindness we think too. But, Lord! what a
+shame, methinks, to me, that, in this condition, and at this age, I
+should know no better the laws of my owne country! Thence to Westminster
+Hall, and spent till noon, it being Parliament time, and at noon walked
+with Creed into St. James's Parke, talking of many things, particularly
+of the poor parts and great unfitness for business of Mr. Povy, and yet
+what a show he makes in the world. Mr. Coventry not being come to his
+chamber, I walked through the house with him for an hour in St. James's
+fields' talking of the same subject, and then parted, and back and
+with great impatience, sometimes reading, sometimes walking, sometimes
+thinking that Mr. Coventry, though he invited us to dinner with him, was
+gone with the rest of the office without a dinner. At last, at past 4
+o'clock I heard that the Parliament was not up yet, and so walked to
+Westminster Hall, and there found it so, and meeting with Sir J. Minnes,
+and being very hungry, went over with him to the Leg, and before we had
+cut a bit, the House rises, however we eat a bit and away to St. James's
+and there eat a second part of our dinner with Mr. Coventry and his
+brother Harry, Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen. The great matter today in
+the House hath been, that Mr. Vaughan, the great speaker, is this day
+come to towne, and hath declared himself in a speech of an houre and a
+half, with great reason and eloquence, against the repealing of the
+Bill for Triennial Parliaments; but with no successe: but the House
+have carried it that there shall be such Parliaments, but without any
+coercive power upon the King, if he will bring this Act. But, Lord! to
+see how the best things are not done without some design; for I perceive
+all these gentlemen that I was with to-day were against it (though there
+was reason enough on their side); yet purely, I could perceive, because
+it was the King's mind to have it; and should he demand any thing else,
+I believe they would give it him. But this the discontented Presbyters,
+and the faction of the House will be highly displeased with; but it
+was carried clearly against them in the House. We had excellent good
+table-talke, some of which I have entered in my book of stories. So with
+them by coach home, and there find (bye my wife), that Father Fogourdy
+hath been with her to-day, and she is mightily for our going to hear a
+famous Reule preach at the French Embassador's house: I pray God he do
+not tempt her in any matters of religion, which troubles me; and
+also, she had messages from her mother to-day, who sent for her old
+morning-gown, which was almost past wearing; and I used to call it her
+kingdom, from the ease and content she used to have in the wearing of
+it. I am glad I do not hear of her begging any thing of more value,
+but I do not like that these messages should now come all upon Monday
+morning, when my wife expects of course I should be abroad at the
+Duke's. To the office, where Mr. Norman came and showed me a design
+of his for the storekeeper's books, for the keeping of them regular in
+order to a balance, which I am mightily satisfied to see, and shall love
+the fellow the better, as he is in all things sober, so particularly for
+his endeavour to do something in this thing so much wanted. So late home
+to supper and to bed, weary-with walking so long to no purpose in the
+Park to-day.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th. Was called up this morning by a messenger from Sir G. Carteret to
+come to him to Sir W. Batten's, and so I rose and thither to him,
+and with him and Sir J. Minnes to, Sir G. Carteret's to examine his
+accounts, and there we sat at it all the morning. About noon Sir W.
+Batten came from the House of Parliament and told us our Bill for our
+office was read the second time to-day, with great applause, and is
+committed. By and by to dinner, where good cheere, and Sir G. Carteret
+in his humour a very good man, and the most kind father and pleased
+father in his children that ever I saw. Here is now hung up a picture
+of my Lady Carteret, drawn by Lilly, a very fine picture, but yet not
+so good as I have seen of his doing. After dinner to the business again
+without any intermission till almost night, and then home, and took
+coach to my father to see and discourse with him, and so home again and
+to my office, where late, and then home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+30th. Up very betimes to my office, and thence at 7 o'clock to Sir G.
+Carteret, and there with Sir J. Minnes made an end of his accounts, but
+staid not dinner, my Lady having made us drink our morning draft there
+of several wines, but I drank: nothing but some of her coffee, which was
+poorly made, with a little sugar in it. Thence to the 'Change a great
+while, and had good discourse with Captain Cocke at the Coffee-house
+about a Dutch warr, and it seems the King's design is by getting
+underhand the merchants to bring in their complaints to the Parliament,
+to make them in honour begin a warr, which he cannot in honour declare
+first, for fear they should not second him with money. Thence homewards,
+staying a pretty while with my little she milliner at the end of Birchin
+Lane, talking and buying gloves of her, and then home to dinner, and in
+the afternoon had a meeting upon the Chest business, but I fear unless
+I have time to look after it nothing will be done,, and that I fear I
+shall not. In the evening comes Sir W. Batten, who tells us that the
+Committee have approved of our bill with very few amendments in words,
+not in matter. So to my office, where late with Sir W. Warren, and so
+home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+31st. Up betimes, and to my office, where by and by comes Povy, Sir
+W. Rider, Mr. Bland, Creed, and Vernatty, about my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, which we now went through, but with great difficulty, and many
+high words between Mr. Povy and I; for I could not endure to see so
+many things extraordinary put in, against truthe and reason. He was very
+angry, but I endeavoured all I could to profess my satisfaction in my
+Lord's part of the accounts, but not in those foolish idle things, they
+say I said, that others had put in. Anon we rose and parted, both of us
+angry, but I contented, because I knew all of them must know I was in
+the right. Then with Creed to Deptford, where I did a great deal of
+business enquiring into the business of canvas and other things with
+great content, and so walked back again, good discourse between Creed
+and I by the way, but most upon the folly of Povy, and at home found
+Luellin, and so we to dinner, and thence I to the office, where we sat
+all the afternoon late, and being up and my head mightily crowded with
+business, I took my wife by coach to see my father. I left her at his
+house and went to him to an alehouse hard by, where my cozen Scott was,
+and my father's new tenant, Langford, a tailor, to whom I have promised
+my custom, and he seems a very modest, carefull young man. Thence my
+wife coming with the coach to the alley end I home, and after supper to
+the making up my monthly accounts, and to my great content find myself
+worth above L900, the greatest sum I ever yet had. Having done my
+accounts, late to bed. My head of late mighty full of business, and
+with good content to myself in it, though sometimes it troubles me that
+nobody else but I should bend themselves to serve the King with that
+diligence, whereby much of my pains proves ineffectual.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_0054"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+
+<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
+
+<h2>
+ APRIL 1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+April 1st. Up and to my office, where busy till noon, and then to the
+'Change, where I found all the merchants concerned with the presenting
+their complaints to the Committee of Parliament appointed to receive
+them this afternoon against the Dutch. So home to dinner, and thence by
+coach, setting my wife down at the New Exchange, I to White Hall; and
+coming too soon for the Tangier Committee walked to Mr. Blagrave for a
+song. I left long ago there, and here I spoke with his kinswoman, he
+not being within, but did not hear her sing, being not enough acquainted
+with her, but would be glad to have her, to come and be at my house a
+week now and then. Back to White Hall, and in the Gallery met the Duke
+of Yorke (I also saw the Queene going to the Parke, and her Mayds
+of Honour: she herself looks ill, and methinks Mrs. Stewart is grown
+fatter, and not so fair as she was); and he called me to him, and
+discoursed a good while with me; and after he was gone, twice or thrice
+staid and called me again to him, the whole length of the house: and
+at last talked of the Dutch; and I perceive do much wish that the
+Parliament will find reason to fall out with them. He gone, I by and by
+found that the Committee of Tangier met at the Duke of Albemarle's, and
+so I have lost my labour. So with Creed to the 'Change, and there took
+up my wife and left him, and we two home, and I to walk in the garden
+with W. Howe, whom we took up, he having been to see us, he tells me
+how Creed has been questioned before the Council about a letter that
+has been met with, wherein he is mentioned by some fanatiques as a
+serviceable friend to them, but he says he acquitted himself well in it,
+but, however, something sticks against him, he says, with my Lord, at
+which I am not very sorry, for I believe he is a false fellow. I walked
+with him to Paul's, he telling me how my Lord is little at home, minds
+his carding and little else, takes little notice of any body; but that
+he do not think he is displeased, as I fear, with me, but is strange to
+all, which makes me the less troubled. So walked back home, and late at
+the office. So home and to bed. This day Mrs. Turner did lend me, as
+a rarity, a manuscript of one Mr. Wells, writ long ago, teaching the
+method of building a ship, which pleases me mightily. I was at it
+to-night, but durst not stay long at it, I being come to have a great
+pain and water in my eyes after candle-light.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd. Up and to my office, and afterwards sat, where great contest with
+Sir W. Batten and Mr. Wood, and that doating fool Sir J. Minnes, that
+says whatever Sir W. Batten says, though never minding whether to the
+King's profit or not. At noon to the Coffee-house, where excellent
+discourse with Sir W. Petty, who proposed it as a thing that is truly
+questionable, whether there really be any difference between waking
+and dreaming, that it is hard not only to tell how we know when we do
+a thing really or in a dream, but also to know what the difference [is]
+between one and the other. Thence to the 'Change, but having at this
+discourse long afterwards with Sir Thomas Chamberlin, who tells me
+what I heard from others, that the complaints of most Companies were
+yesterday presented to the Committee of Parliament against the Dutch,
+excepting that of the East India, which he tells me was because they
+would not be said to be the first and only cause of a warr with Holland,
+and that it is very probable, as well as most necessary, that we fall
+out with that people. I went to the 'Change, and there found most people
+gone, and so home to dinner, and thence to Sir W. Warren's, and with
+him past the whole afternoon, first looking over two ships' of Captain
+Taylor's and Phin. Pett's now in building, and am resolved to learn
+something of the art, for I find it is not hard and very usefull, and
+thence to Woolwich, and after seeing Mr. Falconer, who is very ill, I
+to the yard, and there heard Mr. Pett tell me several things of Sir W.
+Batten's ill managements, and so with Sir W. Warren walked to Greenwich,
+having good discourse, and thence by water, it being now moonshine and
+9 or 10 o'clock at night, and landed at Wapping, and by him and his man
+safely brought to my door, and so he home, having spent the day with him
+very well. So home and eat something, and then to my office a while, and
+so home to prayers and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd (Lord's day). Being weary last night lay long, and called up by W.
+Joyce. So I rose, and his business was to ask advice of me, he being
+summonsed to the House of Lords to-morrow, for endeavouring to arrest my
+Lady Peters
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Elizabeth, daughter of John Savage, second Earl Rivers, and first
+ wife to William, fourth Lord Petre, who was, in 1678, impeached by
+ the Commons of high treason, and died under confinement in the
+ Tower, January 5th, 1683, s. p.&mdash;B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+for a debt. I did give him advice, and will assist him. He staid all the
+morning, but would not dine with me. So to my office and did business.
+At noon home to dinner, and being set with my wife in the kitchen my
+father comes and sat down there and dined with us. After dinner gives me
+an account of what he had done in his business of his house and goods,
+which is almost finished, and he the next week expects to be going down
+to Brampton again, which I am glad of because I fear the children of my
+Lord that are there for fear of any discontent. He being gone I to my
+office, and there very busy setting papers in order till late at night,
+only in the afternoon my wife sent for me home, to see her new laced
+gowne, that is her gown that is new laced; and indeed it becomes her
+very nobly, and is well made. I am much pleased with it. At night to
+supper, prayers, and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+4th. Up, and walked to my Lord Sandwich's; and there spoke with him
+about W. Joyce, who told me he would do what was fit in so tender a
+point. I can yet discern a coldness in him to admit me to any discourse
+with him. Thence to Westminster, to the Painted Chamber, and there
+met the two Joyces. Will in a very melancholy taking. After a little
+discourse I to the Lords' House before they sat; and stood within it
+a good while, while the Duke of York came to me and spoke to me a good
+while about the new ship' at Woolwich. Afterwards I spoke with my Lord
+Barkeley and my Lord Peterborough about it. And so staid without a good
+while, and saw my Lady Peters, an impudent jade, soliciting all the
+Lords on her behalf. And at last W. Joyce was called in; and by the
+consequences, and what my Lord Peterborough told me, I find that he did
+speak all he said to his disadvantage, and so was committed to the Black
+Rod: which is very hard, he doing what he did by the advice of my Lord
+Peters' own steward. But the Sergeant of the Black Rod did direct one of
+his messengers to take him in custody, and so he was peaceably conducted
+to the Swan with two Necks, in Tuttle Street, to a handsome dining-room;
+and there was most civilly used, my uncle Fenner, and his brother
+Anthony, and some other friends being with him. But who would have
+thought that the fellow that I should have sworn could have spoken
+before all the world should in this be so daunted, as not to know what
+he said, and now to cry like a child. I protest, it is very strange to
+observe. I left them providing for his stay there to-night and getting a
+petition against tomorrow, and so away to Westminster Hall, and meeting
+Mr. Coventry, he took me to his chamber, with Sir William Hickeman, a
+member of their House, and a very civill gentleman. Here we dined very
+plentifully, and thence to White Hall to the Duke's, where we all met,
+and after some discourse of the condition of the Fleete, in order to a
+Dutch warr, for that, I perceive, the Duke hath a mind it should
+come to, we away to the office, where we sat, and I took care to rise
+betimes, and so by water to Halfway House, talking all the way good
+discourse with Mr. Wayth, and there found my wife, who was gone with her
+mayd Besse to have a walk. But, Lord! how my jealous mind did make me
+suspect that she might have some appointment to meet somebody. But I
+found the poor souls coming away thence, so I took them back, and eat
+and drank, and then home, and after at the office a while, I home to
+supper and to bed. It was a sad sight, me thought, to-day to see my Lord
+Peters coming out of the House fall out with his lady (from whom he is
+parted) about this business; saying that she disgraced him. But she hath
+been a handsome woman, and is, it seems, not only a lewd woman, but very
+high-spirited.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th. Up very betimes, and walked to my cozen Anthony Joyce's, and thence
+with him to his brother Will, in Tuttle Street, where I find him pretty
+cheery over [what] he was yesterday (like a coxcomb), his wife being
+come to him, and having had his boy with him last night. Here I staid
+an hour or two and wrote over a fresh petition, that which was drawn by
+their solicitor not pleasing me, and thence to the Painted chamber, and
+by and by away by coach to my Lord Peterborough's, and there delivered
+the petition into his hand, which he promised most readily to deliver to
+the House today. Thence back, and there spoke to several Lords, and
+so did his solicitor (one that W. Joyce hath promised L5 to if he be
+released). Lord Peterborough presented a petition to the House from
+W. Joyce: and a great dispute, we hear, there was in the House for and
+against it. At last it was carried that he should be bayled till the
+House meets again after Easter, he giving bond for his appearance. This
+was not so good as we hoped, but as good as we could well expect. Anon
+comes the King and passed the Bill for repealing the Triennial Act, and
+another about Writs of Errour. I crowded in and heard the King's speech
+to them; but he speaks the worst that ever I heard man in my life worse
+than if he read it all, and he had it in writing in his hand. Thence,
+after the House was up, and I inquired what the order of the House was,
+I to W. Joyce,' with his brother, and told them all. Here was Kate come,
+and is a comely fat woman. I would not stay dinner, thinking to go home
+to dinner, and did go by water as far as the bridge, but thinking that
+they would take it kindly my being there, to be bayled for him if there
+was need, I returned, but finding them gone out to look after it, only
+Will and his wife and sister left and some friends that came to visit
+him, I to Westminster Hall, and by and by by agreement to Mrs. Lane's
+lodging, whither I sent for a lobster, and with Mr. Swayne and his wife
+eat it, and argued before them mightily for Hawly, but all would not do,
+although I made her angry by calling her old, and making her know what
+herself is. Her body was out of temper for any dalliance, and so after
+staying there 3 or 4 hours, but yet taking care to have my oath safe of
+not staying a quarter of an hour together with her, I went to W. Joyce,
+where I find the order come, and bayle (his father and brother) given;
+and he paying his fees, which come to above L2, besides L5 he is to give
+one man, and his charges of eating and drinking here, and 10s. a-day
+as many days as he stands under bayle: which, I hope, will teach him
+hereafter to hold his tongue better than he used to do. Thence with
+Anth. Joyce's wife alone home talking of Will's folly, and having set
+her down, home myself, where I find my wife dressed as if she had been
+abroad, but I think she was not, but she answering me some way that
+I did not like I pulled her by the nose, indeed to offend her, though
+afterwards to appease her I denied it, but only it was done in haste.
+The poor wretch took it mighty ill, and I believe besides wringing her
+nose she did feel pain, and so cried a great while, but by and by I made
+her friends, and so after supper to my office a while, and then home to
+bed. This day great numbers of merchants came to a Grand Committee of
+the House to bring in their claims against the Dutch. I pray God guide
+the issue to our good!
+</p>
+<p>
+6th. Up and to my office, whither by and by came John Noble, my father's
+old servant, to speake with me. I smelling the business, took him home;
+and there, all alone, he told me how he had been serviceable to my
+brother Tom, in the business of his getting his servant, an ugly jade,
+Margaret, with child. She was brought to bed in St. Sepulchre's parish
+of two children; one is dead, the other is alive; her name Elizabeth,
+and goes by the name of Taylor, daughter to John Taylor. It seems Tom
+did a great while trust one Crawly with the business, who daily got
+money of him; and at last, finding himself abused, he broke the matter
+to J. Noble, upon a vowe of secresy. Tom's first plott was to go on
+the other side the water and give a beggar woman something to take the
+child. They did once go, but did nothing, J. Noble saying that seven
+years hence the mother might come to demand the child and force him to
+produce it, or to be suspected of murder. Then I think it was that they
+consulted, and got one Cave, a poor pensioner in St. Bride's parish
+to take it, giving him L5, he thereby promising to keepe it for ever
+without more charge to them. The parish hereupon indite the man Cave
+for bringing this child upon the parish, and by Sir Richard Browne he
+is sent to the Counter. Cave thence writes to Tom to get him out. Tom
+answers him in a letter of his owne hand, which J. Noble shewed me, but
+not signed by him, wherein he speaks of freeing him and getting security
+for him, but nothing as to the business of the child, or anything like
+it: so that forasmuch as I could guess, there is nothing therein to my
+brother's prejudice as to the main point, and therefore I did not labour
+to tear or take away the paper. Cave being released, demands L5 more to
+secure my brother for ever against the child; and he was forced to give
+it him and took bond of Cave in L100, made at a scrivener's, one Hudson,
+I think, in the Old Bayly, to secure John Taylor, and his assigns, &amp;c.
+(in consideration of L10 paid him), from all trouble, or charge of meat,
+drink, clothes, and breeding of Elizabeth Taylor; and it seems, in
+the doing of it, J. Noble was looked upon as the assignee of this John
+Taylor. Noble says that he furnished Tom with this money, and is also
+bound by another bond to pay him 20s. more this next Easter Monday; but
+nothing for either sum appears under Tom's hand. I told him how I
+am like to lose a great sum by his death, and would not pay any more
+myself, but I would speake to my father about it against the afternoon.
+So away he went, and I all the morning in my office busy, and at noon
+home to dinner mightily oppressed with wind, and after dinner took coach
+and to Paternoster Row, and there bought a pretty silke for a petticoate
+for my wife, and thence set her down at the New Exchange, and I leaving
+the coat at Unthanke's, went to White Hall, but the Councell meeting
+at Worcester House I went thither, and there delivered to the Duke of
+Albemarle a paper touching some Tangier business, and thence to the
+'Change for my wife, and walked to my father's, who was packing up some
+things for the country. I took him up and told him this business of Tom,
+at which the poor wretch was much troubled, and desired me that I would
+speak with J. Noble, and do what I could and thought fit in it without
+concerning him in it. So I went to Noble, and saw the bond that Cave did
+give and also Tom's letter that I mentioned above, and upon the whole I
+think some shame may come, but that it will be hard from any thing I see
+there to prove the child to be his. Thence to my father and told what I
+had done, and how I had quieted Noble by telling him that, though we are
+resolved to part with no more money out of our own purses, yet if he can
+make it appear a true debt that it may be justifiable for us to pay it,
+we will do our part to get it paid, and said that I would have it paid
+before my own debt. So my father and I both a little satisfied, though
+vexed to think what a rogue my brother was in all respects. I took my
+wife by coach home, and to my office, where late with Sir W. Warren, and
+so home to supper and to bed. I heard to-day that the Dutch have begun
+with us by granting letters of marke against us; but I believe it not.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th. Up and to my office, where busy, and by and by comes Sir W. Warren
+and old Mr. Bond in order to the resolving me some questions about masts
+and their proportions, but he could say little to me to my satisfaction,
+and so I held him not long but parted. So to my office busy till noon
+and then to the 'Change, where high talke of the Dutch's protest against
+our Royall Company in Guinny, and their granting letters of marke
+against us there, and every body expects a warr, but I hope it will not
+yet be so, nor that this is true. Thence to dinner, where my wife got
+me a pleasant French fricassee of veal for dinner, and thence to
+the office, where vexed to see how Sir W. Batten ordered things this
+afternoon (vide my office book, for about this time I have begun, my
+notions and informations encreasing now greatly every day, to enter all
+occurrences extraordinary in my office in a book by themselves), and so
+in the evening after long discourse and eased my mind by discourse with
+Sir W. Warren, I to my business late, and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th. Up betimes and to the office, and anon, it begunn to be fair after
+a great shower this morning, Sir W. Batten and I by water (calling his
+son Castle by the way, between whom and I no notice at all of his letter
+the other day to me) to Deptford, and after a turn in the yard, I went
+with him to the Almes'-house to see the new building which he, with
+some ambition, is building of there, during his being Master of Trinity
+House; and a good worke it is, but to see how simply he answered
+somebody concerning setting up the arms of the corporation upon the
+door, that and any thing else he did not deny it, but said he would
+leave that to the master that comes after him. There I left him and to
+the King's yard again, and there made good inquiry into the business of
+the poop lanterns, wherein I found occasion to correct myself mightily
+for what I have done in the contract with the platerer, and am resolved,
+though I know not how, to make them to alter it, though they signed it
+last night, and so I took Stanes
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Among the State Papers is a petition of Thomas Staine to the Navy
+ Commissioners "for employment as plateworker in one or two
+ dockyards. Has incurred ill-will by discovering abuses in the great
+ rates given by the king for several things in the said trade. Begs
+ the appointment, whereby it will be seen who does the work best and
+ cheapest, otherwise he and all others will be discouraged from
+ discovering abuses in future, with order thereon for a share of the
+ work to be given to him" ("Calendar," Domestic, 1663-64, p. 395)]
+</pre>
+<p>
+home with me by boat and discoursed it, and he will come to reason when
+I can make him to understand it. No sooner landed but it fell a mighty
+storm of rain and hail, so I put into a cane shop and bought one to walk
+with, cost me 4s. 6d., all of one joint. So home to dinner, and had an
+excellent Good Friday dinner of peas porridge and apple pye. So to the
+office all the afternoon preparing a new book for my contracts, and this
+afternoon come home the office globes done to my great content. In the
+evening a little to visit Sir W. Pen, who hath a feeling this day or two
+of his old pain. Then to walk in the garden with my wife, and so to my
+office a while, and then home to the only Lenten supper I have had of
+wiggs&mdash;[Buns or teacakes.]&mdash;and ale, and so to bed. This morning betimes
+came to my office to me boatswain Smith of Woolwich, telling me a
+notable piece of knavery of the officers of the yard and Mr. Gold in
+behalf of a contract made for some old ropes by Mr. Wood, and I believe
+I shall find Sir W. Batten of the plot (vide my office daybook).
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [These note-books referred to in the Diary are not known to exist
+ now.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+9th. The last night, whether it was from cold I got to-day upon the
+water I know not, or whether it was from my mind being over concerned
+with Stanes's business of the platery of the navy, for my minds was
+mighty troubled with the business all night long, I did wake about one
+o'clock in the morning, a thing I most rarely do, and pissed a little
+with great pain, continued sleepy, but in a high fever all night, fiery
+hot, and in some pain. Towards morning I slept a little and waking
+found myself better, but.... with some pain, and rose I confess with my
+clothes sweating, and it was somewhat cold too, which I believe might do
+me more hurt, for I continued cold and apt to shake all the morning, but
+that some trouble with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten kept me warm. At
+noon home to dinner upon tripes, and so though not well abroad with my
+wife by coach to her Tailor's and the New Exchange, and thence to my
+father's and spoke one word with him, and thence home, where I found
+myself sick in my stomach and vomited, which I do not use to do. Then
+I drank a glass or two of Hypocras, and to the office to dispatch
+some business, necessary, and so home and to bed, and by the help of
+Mithrydate slept very well.
+</p>
+<p>
+10th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up and my wife dressed
+herself, it being Easter day, but I not being so well as to go out, she,
+though much against her will, staid at home with me; for she had put
+on her new best gowns, which indeed is very fine now with the lace; and
+this morning her taylor brought home her other new laced silks gowns
+with a smaller lace, and new petticoats, I bought the other day both
+very pretty. We spent the day in pleasant talks and company one with
+another, reading in Dr. Fuller's book what he says of the family of the
+Cliffords and Kingsmills, and at night being myself better than I was
+by taking a glyster, which did carry away a great deal of wind, I after
+supper at night went to bed and slept well.
+</p>
+<p>
+11th. Lay long talking with my wife, then up and to my chamber preparing
+papers against my father comes to lie here for discourse about country
+business. Dined well with my wife at home, being myself not yet thorough
+well, making water with some pain, but better than I was, and all my
+fear of an ague gone away. In the afternoon my father came to see us,
+and he gone I up to my morning's work again, and so in the evening a
+little to the office and to see Sir W. Batten, who is ill again, and so
+home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+12th. Up, and after my wife had dressed herself very fine in her new
+laced gown, and very handsome indeed, W. Howe also coming to see us, I
+carried her by coach to my uncle Wight's and set her down there, and W.
+Howe and I to the Coffee-house, where we sat talking about getting of
+him some place under my Lord of advantage if he should go to sea, and I
+would be glad to get him secretary and to out Creed if I can, for he
+is a crafty and false rogue. Thence a little to the 'Change, and thence
+took him to my uncle Wight's, where dined my father, poor melancholy
+man, that used to be as full of life as anybody, and also my aunt's
+brother, Mr. Sutton, a merchant in Flanders, a very sober, fine man, and
+Mr. Cole and his lady; but, Lord! how I used to adore that man's talke,
+and now methinks he is but an ordinary man, his son a pretty boy indeed,
+but his nose unhappily awry. Other good company and an indifferent,
+and but indifferent dinner for so much company, and after dinner got
+a coach, very dear, it being Easter time and very foul weather, to my
+Lord's, and there visited my Lady, and leaving my wife there I and W.
+Howe to Mr. Pagett's, and there heard some musique not very good, but
+only one Dr. Walgrave, an Englishman bred at Rome, who plays the best
+upon the lute that I ever heard man. Here I also met Mr. Hill
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Thomas Hill, a man whose taste for music caused him to be a very
+ acceptable companion to Pepys. In January, 1664-65, he became
+ assistant to the secretary of the Prize Office.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+the little merchant, and after all was done we sung. I did well enough a
+Psalm or two of Lawes; he I perceive has good skill and sings well, and
+a friend of his sings a good base. Thence late walked with them two as
+far as my Lord's, thinking to take up my wife and carry them home,
+but there being no coach to be got away they went, and I staid a great
+while, it being very late, about 10 o'clock, before a coach could be
+got. I found my Lord and ladies and my wife at supper. My Lord seems
+very kind. But I am apt to think still the worst, and that it is only in
+show, my wife and Lady being there. So home, and find my father come to
+lie at our house; and so supped, and saw him, poor man, to bed, my heart
+never being fuller of love to him, nor admiration of his prudence and
+pains heretofore in the world than now, to see how Tom hath carried
+himself in his trade; and how the poor man hath his thoughts going to
+provide for his younger children and my mother. But I hope they shall
+never want. So myself and wife to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th. Though late, past 12, before we went to bed, yet I heard my poor
+father up, and so I rang up my people, and I rose and got something to
+eat and drink for him, and so abroad, it being a mighty foul day, by
+coach, setting my father down in Fleet Streete and I to St. James's,
+where I found Mr. Coventry (the Duke being now come thither for the
+summer) with a goldsmith, sorting out his old plate to change for new;
+but, Lord! what a deale he hath! I staid and had two or three hours
+discourse with him, talking about the disorders of our office, and I
+largely to tell him how things are carried by Sir W. Batten and Sir J.
+Minnes to my great grief. He seems much concerned also, and for all the
+King's matters that are done after the same rate every where else, and
+even the Duke's household matters too, generally with corruption, but
+most indeed with neglect and indifferency. I spoke very loud and clear
+to him my thoughts of Sir J. Minnes and the other, and trust him with
+the using of them. Then to talk of our business with the Dutch; he tells
+me fully that he believes it will not come to a warr; for first, he
+showed me a letter from Sir George Downing, his own hand, where he
+assures him that the Dutch themselves do not desire, but above all
+things fear it, and that they neither have given letters of marke
+against our shipps in Guinny, nor do De Ruyter
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Michael De Ruyter, the Dutch admiral, was born 1607. He served
+ under Tromp in the war against England in 1653, and was Lieutenant
+ Admiral General of Holland in 1665. He died April 26th, 1676, of
+ wounds received in a battle with the French off Syracuse. Among the
+ State Papers is a news letter (dated July 14th, 1664) containing
+ information as to the views of the Dutch respecting a war with
+ England. "They are preparing many ships, and raising 6,000 men, and
+ have no doubt of conquering by sea." "A wise man says the States
+ know how to master England by sending moneys into Scotland for them
+ to rebel, and also to the discontented in England, so as to place
+ the King in the same straits as his father was, and bring him to
+ agree with Holland" ("Calendar," 1663-64, p. 642).]
+</pre>
+<p>
+stay at home with his fleet with an eye to any such thing, but for want
+of a wind, and is now come out and is going to the Streights. He tells
+me also that the most he expects is that upon the merchants' complaints,
+the Parliament will represent them to the King, desiring his securing of
+his subjects against them, and though perhaps they may not directly
+see fit, yet even this will be enough to let the Dutch know that the
+Parliament do not oppose the King, and by that means take away their
+hopes, which was that the King of England could not get money or do
+anything towards a warr with them, and so thought themselves free from
+making any restitution, which by this they will be deceived in. He
+tells me also that the Dutch states are in no good condition themselves,
+differing one with another, and that for certain none but the states of
+Holland and Zealand will contribute towards a warr, the others reckoning
+themselves, being inland, not concerned in the profits of warr or peace.
+But it is pretty to see what he says, that those here that are forward
+for a warr at Court, they are reported in the world to be only designers
+of getting money into the King's hands, they that elsewhere are for
+it have a design to trouble the kingdom and to give the Fanatiques an
+opportunity of doing hurt, and lastly those that are against it (as
+he himself for one is very cold therein) are said to be bribed by the
+Dutch. After all this discourse he carried me in his coach, it raining
+still, to, Charing Cross, and there put me into another, and I calling
+my father and brother carried them to my house to dinner, my wife
+keeping bed all day..... All the afternoon at the office with W. Boddam
+looking over his particulars about the Chest of Chatham, which shows
+enough what a knave Commissioner Pett hath been all along, and how Sir
+W. Batten hath gone on in getting good allowance to himself and others
+out of the poors' money. Time will show all. So in the evening to see
+Sir W. Pen, and then home to my father to keep him company, he being to
+go out of town, and up late with him and my brother John till past 12
+at night to make up papers of Tom's accounts fit to leave with my cozen
+Scott. At last we did make an end of them, and so after supper all to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th. Up betimes, and after my father's eating something, I walked out
+with him as far as Milk Streete, he turning down to Cripplegate to take
+coach; and at the end of the streete I took leave, being much afeard I
+shall not see him here any more, he do decay so much every day, and so
+I walked on, there being never a coach to be had till I came to Charing
+Cross, and there Col. Froud took me up and carried me to St. James's,
+where with Mr. Coventry and Povy, &amp;c., about my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, but, Lord! to see still what a puppy that Povy is with all his
+show is very strange. Thence to Whitehall and W. C[oventry] and I and
+Sir W. Rider resolved upon a day to meet and make an end of all the
+business. Thence walked with Creed to the Coffee-house in Covent Garden,
+where no company, but he told me many fine experiments at Gresham
+College; and some demonstration that the heat and cold of the weather
+do rarify and condense the very body of glasse, as in a bolt head' with
+cold water in it put into hot water, shall first by rarifying the glasse
+make the water sink, and then when the heat comes to the water makes
+that rise again, and then put into cold water makes the water by
+condensing the glass to rise, and then when the cold comes to the water
+makes it sink, which is very pretty and true, he saw it tried. Thence by
+coach home, and dined above with my wife by her bedside, she keeping her
+bed..... So to the office, where a great conflict with Wood and Castle
+about their New England masts? So in the evening my mind a little vexed,
+but yet without reason, for I shall prevail, I hope, for the King's
+profit, and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th. Up and all the morning with Captain Taylor at my house talking
+about things of the Navy, and among other things I showed him my letters
+to Mr. Coventry, wherein he acknowledges that nobody to this day
+did ever understand so much as I have done, and I believe him, for I
+perceive he did very much listen to every article as things new to him,
+and is contented to abide by my opinion therein in his great contest
+with us about his and Mr. Wood's masts. At noon to the 'Change, where I
+met with Mr. Hill, the little merchant, with whom, I perceive, I
+shall contract a musical acquaintance; but I will make it as little
+troublesome as I can. Home and dined, and then with my wife by coach
+to the Duke's house, and there saw "The German Princess" acted, by the
+woman herself; but never was any thing so well done in earnest, worse
+performed in jest upon the stage; and indeed the whole play, abating the
+drollery of him that acts her husband, is very simple, unless here and
+there a witty sprinkle or two. We met and sat by Dr. Clerke. Thence
+homewards, calling at Madam Turner's, and thence set my wife down at
+my aunt Wight's and I to my office till late, and then at to at night
+fetched her home, and so again to my office a little, and then to supper
+and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+16th. Up and to the office, where all the morning upon the dispute of
+Mr. Wood's masts, and at noon with Mr. Coventry to the African House;
+and after a good and pleasant dinner, up with him, Sir W. Rider, the
+simple Povy, of all the most ridiculous foole that ever I knew to
+attend to business, and Creed and Vernatty, about my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts; but the more we look into them, the more we see of them that
+makes dispute, which made us break off, and so I home, and there found
+my wife and Besse gone over the water to Half-way house, and after them,
+thinking to have gone to Woolwich, but it was too late, so eat a cake
+and home, and thence by coach to have spoke with Tom Trice about a
+letter I met with this afternoon from my cozen Scott, wherein he seems
+to deny proceeding as my father's attorney in administering for him
+in my brother Tom's estate, but I find him gone out of town, and so
+returned vexed home and to the office, where late writing a letter to
+him, and so home and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+17th (Lord's day). Up, and I put on my best cloth black suit and my
+velvet cloake, and with my wife in her best laced suit to church, where
+we have not been these nine or ten weeks. The truth is, my jealousy hath
+hindered it, for fear she should see Pembleton. He was here to-day, but
+I think sat so as he could not see her, which did please me, God help
+me! mightily, though I know well enough that in reason this is nothing
+but my ridiculous folly. Home to dinner, and in the afternoon, after
+long consulting whether to go to Woolwich or no to see Mr. Falconer, but
+indeed to prevent my wife going to church, I did however go to church
+with her, where a young simple fellow did preach: I slept soundly all
+the sermon, and thence to Sir W. Pen's, my wife and I, there she talking
+with him and his daughter, and thence with my wife walked to my uncle
+Wight's and there supped, where very merry, but I vexed to see what
+charges the vanity of my aunt puts her husband to among her friends and
+nothing at all among ours. Home and to bed. Our parson, Mr. Mills, his
+owne mistake in reading of the service was very remarkable, that instead
+of saying, "We beseech thee to preserve to our use the kindly fruits
+of the earth," he cries, "Preserve to our use our gracious Queen
+Katherine."
+</p>
+<p>
+18th. Up and by coach to Westminster, and there solicited W. Joyce's
+business again; and did speake to the Duke of Yorke about it, who did
+understand it very well. I afterwards did without the House fall in
+company with my Lady Peters, and endeavoured to mollify her; but she
+told me she would not, to redeem her from hell, do any thing to release
+him; but would be revenged while she lived, if she lived the age of
+Methusalem. I made many friends, and so did others. At last it was
+ordered by the Lords that it should be referred to the Committee of
+Privileges to consider. So I, after discoursing with the Joyces, away by
+coach to the 'Change; and there, among other things, do hear that a Jew
+hath put in a policy of four per cent. to any man, to insure him against
+a Dutch warr for four months; I could find in my heart to take him at
+this offer, but however will advise first, and to that end took coach
+to St. James's, but Mr. Coventry was gone forth, and I thence to
+Westminster Hall, where Mrs. Lane was gone forth, and so I missed of
+my intent to be with her this afternoon, and therefore meeting Mr.
+Blagrave, went home with him, and there he and his kinswoman sang, but
+I was not pleased with it, they singing methought very ill, or else I
+am grown worse to please than heretofore. Thence to the Hall again, and
+after meeting with several persons, and talking there, I to Mrs. Hunt's
+(where I knew my wife and my aunt Wight were about business), and they
+being gone to walk in the parke I went after them with Mrs. Hunt, who
+staid at home for me, and finding them did by coach, which I had agreed
+to wait for me, go with them all and Mrs. Hunt and a kinswoman of
+theirs, Mrs. Steward, to Hide Parke, where I have not been since last
+year; where I saw the King with his periwigg, but not altered at all;
+and my Lady Castlemayne in a coach by herself, in yellow satin and a
+pinner on; and many brave persons. And myself being in a hackney and
+full of people, was ashamed to be seen by the world, many of them
+knowing me. Thence in the evening home, setting my aunt at home, and
+thence we sent for a joynt of meat to supper, and thence to the office
+at 11 o'clock at night, and so home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+19th. Up and to St. James's, where long with Mr. Coventry, Povy, &amp;c., in
+their Tangier accounts, but such the folly of that coxcomb Povy that we
+could do little in it, and so parted for the time, and I to walk with
+Creed and Vernaty in the Physique Garden in St. James's Parke; where I
+first saw orange-trees, and other fine trees. So to Westminster Hall,
+and thence by water to the Temple, and so walked to the 'Change, and
+there find the 'Change full of news from Guinny, some say the Dutch have
+sunk our ships and taken our fort, and others say we have done the same
+to them. But I find by our merchants that something is done, but is yet
+a secret among them. So home to dinner, and then to the office, and
+at night with Captain Tayler consulting how to get a little money by
+letting him the Elias to fetch masts from New England. So home to supper
+and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th. Up and by coach to Westminster, and there solicited W. Joyce's
+business all the morning, and meeting in the Hall with Mr. Coventry, he
+told me how the Committee for Trade have received now all the complaints
+of the merchants against the Dutch, and were resolved to report very
+highly the wrongs they have done us (when, God knows! it is only our
+owne negligence and laziness that hath done us the wrong) and this to be
+made to the House to-morrow. I went also out of the Hall with Mrs. Lane
+to the Swan at Mrs. Herbert's in the Palace Yard to try a couple of
+bands, and did (though I had a mind to be playing the fool with her)
+purposely stay but a little while, and kept the door open, and called
+the master and mistress of the house one after another to drink and talk
+with me, and showed them both my old and new bands. So that as I did
+nothing so they are able to bear witness that I had no opportunity there
+to do anything. Thence by coach with Sir W. Pen home, calling at the
+Temple for Lawes's Psalms, which I did not so much (by being against my
+oath) buy as only lay down money till others be bound better for me, and
+by that time I hope to get money of the Treasurer of the Navy by bills,
+which, according to my oath, shall make me able to do it. At home dined,
+and all the afternoon at a Committee of the Chest, and at night comes
+my aunt and uncle Wight and Nan Ferrers and supped merrily with me,
+my uncle coming in an hour after them almost foxed. Great pleasure by
+discourse with them, and so, they gone, late to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st. Up pretty betimes and to my office, and thither came by and by Mr.
+Vernaty and staid two hours with me, but Mr. Gauden did not come, and so
+he went away to meet again anon. Then comes Mr. Creed, and, after some
+discourse, he and I and my wife by coach to Westminster (leaving her at
+Unthanke's, her tailor's) Hall, and there at the Lords' House heard that
+it is ordered, that, upon submission upon the knee both to the House and
+my Lady Peters, W. Joyce shall be released. I forthwith made him submit,
+and aske pardon upon his knees; which he did before several Lords. But
+my Lady would not hear it; but swore she would post the Lords, that the
+world might know what pitifull Lords the King hath; and that revenge was
+sweeter to her than milk; and that she would never be satisfied unless
+he stood in a pillory, and demand pardon there. But I perceive the Lords
+are ashamed of her, and so I away calling with my wife at a place or two
+to inquire after a couple of mayds recommended to us, but we found
+both of them bad. So set my wife at my uncle Wight's and I home, and
+presently to the 'Change, where I did some business, and thence to my
+uncle's and there dined very well, and so to the office, we sat all the
+afternoon, but no sooner sat but news comes my Lady Sandwich was come to
+see us, so I went out, and running up (her friend however before me) I
+perceive by my dear Lady blushing that in my dining-room she was doing
+something upon the pott, which I also was ashamed of, and so fell to
+some discourse, but without pleasure through very pity to my Lady. She
+tells me, and I find true since, that the House this day have voted that
+the King be desired to demand right for the wrong done us by the Dutch,
+and that they will stand by him with their lives fortunes: which is a
+very high vote, and more than I expected. What the issue will be, God
+knows! My Lady, my wife not being at home, did not stay, but, poor, good
+woman, went away, I being mightily taken with her dear visitt, and so to
+the office, where all the afternoon till late, and so to my office, and
+then to supper and to bed, thinking to rise betimes tomorrow.
+</p>
+<p>
+22nd. Having directed it last night, I was called up this morning before
+four o'clock. It was full light enough to dress myself, and so by water
+against tide, it being a little coole, to Greenwich; and thence, only
+that it was somewhat foggy till the sun got to some height, walked with
+great pleasure to Woolwich, in my way staying several times to listen
+to the nightingales. I did much business both at the Ropeyarde and the
+other, and on floate I discovered a plain cheat which in time I shall
+publish of Mr. Ackworth's. Thence, having visited Mr. Falconer also,
+who lies still sick, but hopes to be better, I walked to Greenwich, Mr.
+Deane with me. Much good discourse, and I think him a very just man,
+only a little conceited, but yet very able in his way, and so he by
+water also with me also to towne. I home, and immediately dressing
+myself, by coach with my wife to my Lord Sandwich's, but they having
+dined we would not 'light but went to Mrs. Turner's, and there got
+something to eat, and thence after reading part of a good play, Mrs.
+The., my wife and I, in their coach to Hide Parke, where great plenty of
+gallants, and pleasant it was, only for the dust. Here I saw Mrs. Bendy,
+my Lady Spillman's faire daughter that was, who continues yet very
+handsome. Many others I saw with great content, and so back again to
+Mrs. Turner's, and then took a coach and home. I did also carry them
+into St. James's Park and shewed them the garden. To my office awhile
+while supper was making ready, and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+23rd (Coronation day). Up, and after doing something at my office, and,
+it being a holiday, no sitting likely to be, I down by water to Sir
+W. Warren's, who hath been ill, and there talked long with him good
+discourse, especially about Sir W. Batten's knavery and his son Castle's
+ill language of me behind my back, saying that I favour my fellow
+traytours, but I shall be even with him. So home and to the 'Change,
+where I met with Mr. Coventry, who himself is now full of talke of a
+Dutch warr; for it seems the Lords have concurred in the Commons'
+vote about it; and so the next week it will be presented to the King,
+insomuch that he do desire we would look about to see what stores we
+lack, and buy what we can. Home to dinner, where I and my wife much
+troubled about my money that is in my Lord Sandwich's hand, for fear of
+his going to sea and be killed; but I will get what of it out I can.
+All the afternoon, not being well, at my office, and there doing much
+business, my thoughts still running upon a warr and my money. At night
+home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+24th (Lord's day). Up, and all the morning in my chamber setting some
+of my private papers in order, for I perceive that now publique business
+takes up so much of my time that I must get time a-Sundays or a-nights
+to look after my owne matters. Dined and spent all the afternoon talking
+with my wife, at night a little to the office, and so home to supper and
+to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th. Up, and with Sir W. Pen by coach to St. James's and there up to
+the Duke, and after he was ready to his closet, where most of our talke
+about a Dutch warr, and discoursing of things indeed now for it. The
+Duke, which gives me great good hopes, do talk of setting up a good
+discipline in the fleete. In the Duke's chamber there is a bird, given
+him by Mr. Pierce, the surgeon, comes from the East Indys, black the
+greatest part, with the finest collar of white about the neck; but talks
+many things and neyes like the horse, and other things, the best almost
+that ever I heard bird in my life. Thence down with Mr. Coventry and Sir
+W. Rider, who was there (going along with us from the East Indya house
+to-day) to discourse of my Lord Peterborough's accounts, and then walked
+over the Parke, and in Mr. Cutler's coach with him and Rider as far
+as the Strand, and thence I walked to my Lord Sandwich's, where by
+agreement I met my wife, and there dined with the young ladies; my Lady,
+being not well, kept her chamber. Much simple discourse at table among
+the young ladies. After dinner walked in the garden, talking, with Mr.
+Moore about my Lord's business. He told me my Lord runs in debt every
+day more and more, and takes little care how to come out of it. He
+counted to me how my Lord pays use now for above L9000, which is a sad
+thing, especially considering the probability of his going to sea, in
+great danger of his life, and his children, many of them, to provide
+for. Thence, the young ladies going out to visit, I took my wife by
+coach out through the city, discoursing how to spend the afternoon; and
+conquered, with much ado, a desire of going to a play; but took her out
+at White Chapel, and to Bednal Green; so to Hackney, where I have
+not been many a year, since a little child I boarded there. Thence to
+Kingsland, by my nurse's house, Goody Lawrence, where my brother Tom and
+I was kept when young. Then to Newington Green, and saw the outside of
+Mrs. Herbert's house, where she lived, and my Aunt Ellen with her;
+but, Lord! how in every point I find myself to over-value things when
+a child. Thence to Islington, and so to St. John's to the Red Bull,
+and there: saw the latter part of a rude prize fought, but with good
+pleasure enough; and thence back to Islington, and at the King's Head,
+where Pitts lived, we 'light and eat and drunk for remembrance of the
+old house sake, and so through Kingsland again, and so to Bishopsgate,
+and so home with great pleasure. The country mighty pleasant, and we
+with great content home, and after supper to bed, only a little troubled
+at the young ladies leaving my wife so to-day, and from some passages
+fearing my Lady might be offended. But I hope the best.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th. Up, and to my Lord Sandwich's, and coming a little too early, I
+went and saw W. Joyce, and by and by comes in Anthony, they both owning
+a great deal of kindness received from me in their late business, and
+indeed I did what I could, and yet less I could not do. It has cost the
+poor man above L40; besides, he is likely to lose his debt. Thence to my
+Lord's, and by and by he comes down, and with him (Creed with us) I rode
+in his coach to St. James's, talking about W. Joyce's business mighty
+merry, and my Lady Peters, he says, is a drunken jade, he himself having
+seen her drunk in the lobby of their House. I went up with him to the
+Duke, where methought the Duke did not shew him any so great fondness as
+he was wont; and methought my Lord was not pleased that I should see the
+Duke made no more of him, not that I know any thing of any unkindnesse,
+but I think verily he is not as he was with him in his esteem. By and
+by the Duke went out and we with him through the Parke, and there I left
+him going into White Hall, and Creed and I walked round the Parke,
+a pleasant walk, observing the birds, which is very pleasant; and so
+walked to the New Exchange, and there had a most delicate dish of curds
+and creame, and discourse with the good woman of the house, a discreet
+well-bred woman, and a place with great delight I shall make it now and
+then to go thither. Thence up, and after a turn or two in the 'Change,
+home to the Old Exchange by coach, where great newes and true, I saw by
+written letters, of strange fires seen at Amsterdam in the ayre, and not
+only there, but in other places thereabout. The talke of a Dutch warr
+is not so hot, but yet I fear it will come to it at last. So home and
+to the office, where we sat late. My wife gone this afternoon to
+the buriall of my she-cozen Scott, a good woman; and it is a sad
+consideration how the Pepys's decay, and nobody almost that I know in a
+present way of encreasing them. At night late at my office, and so home
+to my wife to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th. Up, and all the morning very busy with multitude of clients, till
+my head began to be overloaded. Towards noon I took coach and to the
+Parliament house door, and there staid the rising of the House, and with
+Sir G. Carteret and Mr. Coventry discoursed of some tarr that I have
+been endeavouring to buy, for the market begins apace to rise upon us,
+and I would be glad first to serve the King well, and next if I could I
+find myself now begin to cast how to get a penny myself. Home by coach
+with Alderman Backewell in his coach, whose opinion is that the Dutch
+will not give over the business without putting us to some trouble to
+set out a fleete; and then, if they see we go on well, will seek to
+salve up the matter. Upon the 'Change busy. Thence home to dinner, and
+thence to the office till my head was ready to burst with business, and
+so with my wife by coach, I sent her to my Lady Sandwich and myself to
+my cozen Roger Pepys's chamber, and there he did advise me about our
+Exchequer business, and also about my brother John, he is put by my
+father upon interceding for him, but I will not yet seem the least to
+pardon him nor can I in my heart. However, he and I did talk how to get
+him a mandamus for a fellowship, which I will endeavour. Thence to my
+Lady's, and in my way met Mr. Sanchy, of Cambridge, whom I have not met
+a great while. He seems a simple fellow, and tells me their master, Dr.
+Rainbow, is newly made Bishop of Carlisle. To my Lady's, and she not
+being well did not see her, but straight home with my wife, and late to
+my office, concluding in the business of Wood's masts, which I have
+now done and I believe taken more pains in it than ever any Principall
+officer in this world ever did in any thing to no profit to this day.
+So, weary, sleepy, and hungry, home and to bed. This day the Houses
+attended the King, and delivered their votes to him: upon the business
+of the Dutch; and he thanks them, and promises an answer in writing.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th. Up and close at my office all the morning. To the 'Change busy
+at noon, and so home to dinner, and then in the afternoon at the office
+till night, and so late home quite tired with business, and without joy
+in myself otherwise than that I am by God's grace enabled to go through
+it and one day, hope to have benefit by it. So home to supper and to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th. Up betimes, and with Sir W. Rider and Cutler to White Hall. Rider
+and I to St. James's, and there with Mr. Coventry did proceed strictly
+upon some fooleries of Mr. Povy's in my Lord Peterborough's accounts,
+which will touch him home, and I am glad of it, for he is the most
+troublesome impertinent man that ever I met with. Thence to the 'Change,
+and there, after some business, home to dinner, where Luellin and Mount
+came to me and dined, and after dinner my wife and I by coach to see my
+Lady Sandwich, where we find all the children and my Lord removed, and
+the house so melancholy that I thought my Lady had been dead, knowing
+that she was not well; but it seems she hath the meazles, and I fear the
+small pox, poor lady. It grieves me mightily; for it will be a sad
+houre to the family should she miscarry. Thence straight home and to the
+office, and in the evening comes Mr. Hill the merchant and another with
+him that sings well, and we sung some things, and good musique it seemed
+to me, only my mind too full of business to have much pleasure in it.
+But I will have more of it. They gone, and I having paid Mr. Moxon for
+the work he has done for the office upon the King's globes, I to my
+office, where very late busy upon Captain Tayler's bills for his masts,
+which I think will never off my hand. Home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+30th. Up and all the morning at the office. At noon to the 'Change,
+where, after business done, Sir W. Rider and Cutler took me to the Old
+James and there did give me a good dish of mackerell, the first I have
+seen this year, very good, and good discourse. After dinner we fell to
+business about their contract for tarr, in which and in another business
+of Sir W. Rider's, canvas, wherein I got him to contract with me, I held
+them to some terms against their wills, to the King's advantage, which I
+believe they will take notice of to my credit. Thence home, and by water
+by a gally down to Woolwich, and there a good while with Mr. Pett upon
+the new ship discoursing and learning of him. Thence with Mr. Deane
+to see Mr. Falconer, and there find him in a way to be well. So to the
+water (after much discourse with great content with Mr. Deane) and home
+late, and so to the office, wrote to, my father among other things my
+continued displeasure against my brother John, so that I will give him
+nothing more out of my own purse, which will trouble the poor man, but
+however it is fit that I should take notice of my brother's ill carriage
+to me. Then home and till 12 at night about my month's accounts, wherein
+I have just kept within compass, this having been a spending month. So
+my people being all abed I put myself to bed very sleepy. All the newes
+now is what will become of the Dutch business, whether warr or peace.
+We all seem to desire it, as thinking ourselves to have advantages at
+present over them; for my part I dread it. The Parliament promises to
+assist the King with lives and fortunes, and he receives it with thanks
+and promises to demand satisfaction of the Dutch. My poor Lady Sandwich
+is fallen sick three days since of the meazles. My Lord Digby's business
+is hushed up, and nothing made of it; he is gone, and the discourse
+quite ended. Never more quiet in my family all the days of my life than
+now, there being only my wife and I and Besse and the little girl Susan,
+the best wenches to our content that we can ever expect.
+</p>
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+<h2>
+ MAY 1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+May 1st (Lord's day). Lay long in bed. Went not to church, but staid at
+home to examine my last night's accounts, which I find right, and that
+I am L908 creditor in the world, the same I was last month. Dined, and
+after dinner down by water with my wife and Besse with great pleasure
+as low as Greenwich and so back, playing as it were leisurely upon the
+water to Deptford, where I landed and sent my wife up higher to land
+below Half-way house. I to the King's yard and there spoke about several
+businesses with the officers, and so with Mr. Wayth consulting about
+canvas, to Half-way house where my wife was, and after eating there we
+broke and walked home before quite dark. So to supper, prayers, and to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd. Lay pretty long in bed. So up and by water to St. James's, and
+there attended the Duke with Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes, and having
+done our work with him walked to Westminster Hall, and after walking
+there and talking of business met Mr. Rawlinson and by coach to the
+'Change, where I did some business, and home to dinner, and presently by
+coach to the King's Play-house to see "The Labyrinth," but, coming too
+soon, walked to my Lord's to hear how my Lady do, who is pretty well;
+at least past all fear. There by Captain Ferrers meeting with an
+opportunity of my Lord's coach, to carry us to the Parke anon, we
+directed it to come to the play-house door; and so we walked, my wife
+and I and Madamoiselle. I paid for her going in, and there saw "The
+Labyrinth," the poorest play, methinks, that ever I saw, there being
+nothing in it but the odd accidents that fell out, by a lady's being
+bred up in man's apparel, and a man in a woman's. Here was Mrs. Stewart,
+who is indeed very pretty, but not like my Lady Castlemayne, for all
+that. Thence in the coach to the Parke, where no pleasure; there being
+much dust, little company, and one of our horses almost spoiled
+by falling down, and getting his leg over the pole; but all mended
+presently, and after riding up and down, home. Set Madamoiselle at home;
+and we home, and to my office, whither comes Mr. Bland, and pays me the
+debt he acknowledged he owed me for my service in his business of
+the Tangier Merchant, twenty pieces of new gold, a pleasant sight. It
+cheered my heart; and he being gone, I home to supper, and shewed them
+my wife; and she, poor wretch, would fain have kept them to look on,
+without any other design but a simple love to them; but I thought it not
+convenient, and so took them into my own hand. So, after supper, to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd. Up, and being ready, went by agreement to Mr. Bland's and there
+drank my morning draft in good chocollatte, and slabbering my band sent
+home for another, and so he and I by water to White Hall, and walked to
+St. James's, where met Creed and Vernatty, and by and by Sir W. Rider,
+and so to Mr. Coventry's chamber, and there upon my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, where I endeavoured to shew the folly and punish it as much as
+I could of Mr. Povy; for, of all the men in the world, I never knew any
+man of his degree so great a coxcomb in such imployments. I see I have
+lost him forever, but I value it not; for he is a coxcomb, and, I doubt,
+not over honest, by some things which I see; and yet, for all his folly,
+he hath the good lucke, now and then, to speak his follies in as
+good words, and with as good a show, as if it were reason, and to the
+purpose, which is really one of the wonders of my life. Thence walked to
+Westminster Hall; and there, in the Lords' House, did in a great crowd,
+from ten o'clock till almost three, hear the cause of Mr. Roberts, my
+Lord Privy Seal's son, against Win, who by false ways did get the
+father of Mr. Roberts's wife (Mr. Bodvill) to give him the estate and
+disinherit his daughter. The cause was managed for my Lord Privy Seal by
+Finch the Solicitor [General]; but I do really think that he is truly a
+man of as great eloquence as ever I heard, or ever hope to hear in all
+my life. Thence, after long staying to speak with my Lord Sandwich, at
+last he coming out to me and speaking with me about business of my Lord
+Peterborough, I by coach home to the office, where all the afternoon,
+only stept home to eat one bit and to the office again, having eaten
+nothing before to-day. My wife abroad with my aunt Wight and Norbury. I
+in the evening to my uncle Wight's, and not finding them come home, they
+being gone to the Parke and the Mulberry garden, I went to the 'Change,
+and there meeting with Mr. Hempson, whom Sir W. Batten has lately turned
+out of his place, merely because of his coming to me when he came to
+town before he went to him, and there he told me many rogueries of Sir
+W. Batten, how he knows and is able to prove that Captain Cox of Chatham
+did give him L10 in gold to get him to certify for him at the King's
+coming in, and that Tom Newborne did make [the] poor men give him L3 to
+get Sir W. Batten to cause them to be entered in the yard, and that Sir
+W. Batten had oftentimes said: "by God, Tom, you shall get something and
+I will have some on't." His present clerk that is come in Norman's' room
+has given him something for his place; that they live high and (as
+Sir Francis Clerk's lady told his wife) do lack money as well as other
+people, and have bribes of a piece of sattin and cabinetts and other
+things from people that deal with him, and that hardly any body goes to
+see or hath anything done by Sir W. Batten but it comes with a bribe,
+and that this is publickly true that his wife was a whore, and that
+he had libells flung within his doors for a cuckold as soon as he was
+married; that he received L100 in money and in other things to the value
+of L50 more of Hempson, and that he intends to give him back but L50;
+that he hath abused the Chest and hath now some L1000 by him of it.
+I met also upon the 'Change with Mr. Cutler, and he told me how for
+certain Lawson hath proclaimed warr again with Argier, though they had
+at his first coming given back the ships which they had taken, and all
+their men; though they refused afterwards to make him restitution for
+the goods which they had taken out of them. Thence to my uncle Wight's,
+and he not being at home I went with Mr. Norbury near hand to the
+Fleece, a mum house in Leadenhall, and there drunk mum and by and by
+broke up, it being about 11 o'clock at night, and so leaving them also
+at home, went home myself and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+4th. Up, and my new Taylor, Langford, comes and takes measure of me
+for a new black cloth suit and cloake, and I think he will prove a
+very carefull fellow and will please me well. Thence to attend my Lord
+Peterborough in bed and give him an account of yesterday's proceeding
+with Povy. I perceive I labour in a business will bring me little
+pleasure; but no matter, I shall do the King some service. To my Lord's
+lodgings, where during my Lady's sickness he is, there spoke with him
+about the same business. Back and by water to my cozen Scott's. There
+condoled with him the loss of my cozen, his wife, and talked about his
+matters, as atturney to my father, in his administering to my brother
+Tom. He tells me we are like to receive some shame about the business
+of his bastarde with Jack Noble; but no matter, so it cost us no money.
+Thence to the Coffee-house and to the 'Change a while. News uncertain
+how the Dutch proceed. Some say for, some against a war. The plague
+increases at Amsterdam. So home to dinner, and after dinner to my
+office, where very late, till my eyes (which begin to fail me nowadays
+by candlelight) begin to trouble me. Only in the afternoon comes Mr.
+Peter Honiwood to see me and gives me 20s., his and his friends' pence
+for my brother John, which, God forgive my pride, methinks I think
+myself too high to take of him; but it is an ungratefull pitch of pride
+in me, which God forgive. Home at night to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th. Up betimes to my office, busy, and so abroad to change some plate
+for my father to send to-day by the carrier to Brampton, but I observe
+and do fear it may be to my wrong that I change spoons of my uncle
+Robert's into new and set a P upon them that thereby I cannot claim them
+hereafter, as it was my brother Tom's practice. However, the matter of
+this is not great, and so I did it. So to the 'Change, and meeting Sir
+W. Warren, with him to a taverne, and there talked, as we used to do, of
+the evils the King suffers in our ordering of business in the Navy, as
+Sir W. Batten now forces us by his knavery. So home to dinner, and to
+the office, where all the afternoon, and thence betimes home, my eyes
+beginning every day to grow less and less able to bear with long reading
+or writing, though it be by daylight; which I never observed till now.
+So home to my wife, and after supper to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+6th. This morning up and to my office, where Sympson my joyner came
+to work upon altering my closet, which I alter by setting the door in
+another place, and several other things to my great content. Busy at it
+all day, only in the afternoon home, and there, my books at the office
+being out of order, wrote letters and other businesses. So at night with
+my head full of the business of my closet home to bed, and strange it is
+to think how building do fill my mind and put out all other things out
+of my thoughts.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th. Betimes at my office with the joyners, and giving order for other
+things about it. By and by we sat all the morning. At noon to dinner,
+and after dinner comes Deane of Woolwich, and I spent, as I had
+appointed, all the afternoon with him about instructions which he
+gives me to understand the building of a ship, and I think I shall soon
+understand it. In the evening a little to my office to see how the work
+goes forward there, and then home and spent the evening also with Mr.
+Deane, and had a good supper, and then to bed, he lying at my house.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th (Lord's day). This day my new tailor, Mr. Langford, brought me home
+a new black cloth suit and cloake lined with silk moyre, and he being
+gone, who pleases me very well with his work and I hope will use me
+pretty well, then Deane and I to my chamber, and there we repeated my
+yesterday's lesson about ships all the morning, and I hope I shall soon
+understand it. At noon to dinner, and strange how in discourse he cries
+up chymistry from some talk he has had with an acquaintance of his,
+a chymist, when, poor man, he understands not one word of it. But
+I discern very well that it is only his good nature, but in this of
+building ships he hath taken great pains, more than most builders I
+believe have. After dinner he went away, and my wife and I to church,
+and after church to Sir W. Pen, and there sat and talked with him,
+and the perfidious rogue seems, as he do always, mightily civil to us,
+though I know he hates and envies us. So home to supper, prayers, and to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+9th. Up and to my office all the morning, and there saw several things
+done in my work to my great content, and at noon home to dinner, and
+after dinner in Sir W. Pen's coach he set my wife and I down at the New
+Exchange, and after buying some things we walked to my Lady Sandwich's,
+who, good lady, is now, thanks be to God! so well as to sit up, and sent
+to us, if we were not afeard, to come up to her. So we did; but she was
+mightily against my wife's coming so near her; though, poor wretch! she
+is as well as ever she was, as to the meazles, and nothing can I see
+upon her face. There we sat talking with her above three hours, till six
+o'clock, of several things with great pleasure and so away, and home
+by coach, buying several things for my wife in our way, and so after
+looking what had been done in my office to-day, with good content home
+to supper and to bed. But, strange, how I cannot get any thing to take
+place in my mind while my work lasts at my office. This day my wife and
+I in our way to Paternoster Row to buy things called upon Mr. Hollyard
+to advise upon her drying up her issue in her leg, which inclines of
+itself to dry up, and he admits of it that it should be dried up.
+</p>
+<p>
+10th. Up and at my office looking after my workmen all the morning, and
+after the office was done did the same at night, and so home to supper
+and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+11th. Up and all day, both forenoon and afternoon, at my office to see
+it finished by the joyners and washed and every thing in order, and
+indeed now my closet is very convenient and pleasant for me. My uncle
+Wight came to me to my office this afternoon to speak with me about Mr.
+Maes's business again, and from me went to my house to see my wife, and
+strange to think that my wife should by and by send for me after he was
+gone to tell me that he should begin discourse of her want of children
+and his also, and how he thought it would be best for him and her to
+have one between them, and he would give her L500 either in money or
+jewells beforehand, and make the child his heir. He commended her body,
+and discoursed that for all he knew the thing was lawful. She says she
+did give him a very warm answer, such as he did not excuse himself by
+saying that he said this in jest, but told her that since he saw what
+her mind was he would say no more to her of it, and desired her to make
+no words of it. It seemed he did say all this in a kind of counterfeit
+laugh, but by all words that passed, which I cannot now so well set
+down, it is plain to me that he was in good earnest, and that I fear
+all his kindness is but only his lust to her. What to think of it of a
+sudden I know not, but I think not to take notice yet of it to him till
+I have thought better of it. So with my mind and head a little troubled
+I received a letter from Mr. Coventry about a mast for the Duke's yacht,
+which with other business makes me resolve to go betimes to Woolwich
+to-morrow. So to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+12th. Up by 4 o'clock and by water to Woolwich, where did some business
+and walked to Greenwich, good discourse with Mr. Deane best part of
+the way; there met by appointment Commissioner Pett, and with him to
+Deptford, where did also some business, and so home to my office, and at
+noon Mrs. Hunt and her cozens child and mayd came and dined with me. My
+wife sick ... in bed. I was troubled with it, but, however, could not
+help it, but attended them till after dinner, and then to the office and
+there sat all the afternoon, and by a letter to me this afternoon from
+Mr. Coventry I saw the first appearance of a warr with Holland. So home;
+and betimes to bed because of rising to-morrow.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th. Up before three o'clock, and a little after upon the water, it
+being very light as at noon, and a bright sunrising; but by and by a
+rainbow appeared, the first that ever in a morning I saw, and then it
+fell a-raining a little, but held up again, and I to Woolwich, where
+before all the men came to work I with Mr. Deane spent two hours upon
+the new ship, informing myself in the names and natures of many parts
+of her to my great content, and so back again, without doing any thing
+else, and after shifting myself away to Westminster, looking after
+Mr. Maes's business and others. In the Painted Chamber I heard a
+fine conference between some of the two Houses upon the Bill for
+Conventicles. The Lords would be freed from having their houses searched
+by any but the Lord Lieutenant of the County; and upon being found
+guilty, to be tried only by their peers; and thirdly, would have it
+added, that whereas the Bill says, "That that, among other things,
+shall be a conventicle wherein any such meeting is found doing any thing
+contrary to the Liturgy of the Church of England," they would have it
+added, "or practice." The Commons to the Lords said, that they knew not
+what might hereafter be found out which might be called the practice of
+the Church of England; for there are many things may be said to be the
+practice of the Church, which were never established by any law, either
+common, statute, or canon; as singing of psalms, binding up prayers at
+the end of the Bible, and praying extempore before and after sermon:
+and though these are things indifferent, yet things for aught they at
+present know may be started, which may be said to be the practice of the
+Church which would not be fit to allow. For the Lords' priviledges,
+Mr. Walter told them how tender their predecessors had been of the
+priviledges of the Lords; but, however, where the peace of the kingdom
+stands in competition with them, they apprehend those priviledges must
+give place. He told them that he thought, if they should owne all to be
+the priviledges of the Lords which might be demanded, they should be led
+like the man (who granted leave to his neighbour to pull off his horse's
+tail, meaning that he could not do it at once) that hair by hair had his
+horse's tail pulled off indeed: so the Commons, by granting one thing
+after another, might be so served by the Lords. Mr. Vaughan, whom I
+could not to my grief perfectly hear, did say, if that they should be
+obliged in this manner to, exempt the Lords from every thing, it would
+in time come to pass that whatever (be [it] never so great) should be
+voted by the Commons as a thing penall for a commoner, the contrary
+should be thought a priviledge to the Lords: that also in this business,
+the work of a conventicle being but the work of an hour, the cause of
+a search would be over before a Lord Lieutenant, who may be many miles
+off, can be sent for; and that all this dispute is but about L100; for
+it is said in the Act, that it shall be banishment or payment of L100.
+I thereupon heard the Duke of Lenox say, that there might be Lords who
+could not always be ready to lose L100, or some such thing: They broke
+up without coming to any end in it. There was also in the Commons' House
+a great quarrel about Mr. Prin, and it was believed that he should have
+been sent to the Towre, for adding something to a Bill (after it was
+ordered to be engrossed) of his own head&mdash;a Bill for measures for wine
+and other things of that sort, and a Bill of his owne bringing in; but
+it appeared he could not mean any hurt in it. But, however, the King was
+fain to write in his behalf, and all was passed over. But it is worth my
+remembrance, that I saw old Ryly the Herald, and his son; and spoke to
+his son, who told me in very bad words concerning Mr. Prin, that the
+King had given him an office of keeping the Records; but that he never
+comes thither, nor had been there these six months: so that I perceive
+they expect to get his imployment from him. Thus every body is liable to
+be envied and supplanted. At noon over to the Leg, where Sir G. Ascue,
+Sir Robt. Parkhurst and Sir W. Pen dined. A good dinner and merry.
+Thence to White Hall walking up and down a great while, but the Council
+not meeting soon enough I went homeward, calling upon my cozen Roger
+Pepys, with whom I talked and heard so much from him of his desire that
+I would see my brother's debts paid, and things still of that nature
+tending to my parting with what I get with pain to serve others'
+expenses that I was cruelly vexed. Thence to Sir R. Bernard, and there
+heard something of Pigott's delay of paying our money, that that also
+vexed me mightily. So home and there met with a letter from my cozen
+Scott, which tells me that he is resolved to meddle no more with our
+business, of administering for my father, which altogether makes me
+almost distracted to think of the trouble that I am like to meet with by
+other folks' business more than ever I hope to have by my owne. So with
+great trouble of mind to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th. Up, full of pain, I believe by cold got yesterday. So to the
+office, where we sat, and after office home to dinner, being in
+extraordinary pain. After dinner my pain increasing I was forced to go
+to bed, and by and by my pain rose to be as great for an hour or two as
+ever I remember it was in any fit of the stone, both in the lower
+part of my belly and in my back also. No wind could I break. I took
+a glyster, but it brought away but a little, and my height of pain
+followed it. At last after two hours lying thus in most extraordinary
+anguish, crying and roaring, I know not what, whether it was my great
+sweating that may do it, but upon getting by chance, among my other
+tumblings, upon my knees, in bed, my pain began to grow less and less,
+till in an hour after I was in very little pain, but could break no
+wind, nor make any water, and so continued, and slept well all night.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th (Lord's day). Rose, and as I had intended without reference to this
+pain, took physique, and it wrought well with me, my wife lying from me
+to-night, the first time she did in the same house ever since we were
+married, I think (unless while my father was in town, that he lay with
+me). She took physique also to-day, and both of our physiques wrought
+well, so we passed our time to-day, our physique having done working,
+with some pleasure talking, but I was not well, for I could make no
+water yet, but a drop or two with great pain, nor break any wind. In
+the evening came Mr. Vernatty to see me and discourse about my Lord
+Peterborough's business, and also my uncle Wight and Norbury, but I took
+no notice nor showed any different countenance to my uncle Wight, or
+he to me, for all that he carried himself so basely to my wife the last
+week, but will take time to make my use of it. So, being exceeding hot,
+to bed, and slept well.
+</p>
+<p>
+16th. Forced to rise because of going to the Duke to St. James's, where
+we did our usual business, and thence by invitation to Mr. Pierces the
+chyrurgeon, where I saw his wife, whom I had not seen in many months
+before. She holds her complexion still, but in everything else, even in
+this her new house and the best rooms in it, and her closet which
+her husband with some vainglory took me to show me, she continues the
+eeriest slattern that ever I knew in my life. By and by we to see an
+experiment of killing a dogg by letting opium into his hind leg. He and
+Dr. Clerke did fail mightily in hitting the vein, and in effect did not
+do the business after many trials; but with the little they got in, the
+dogg did presently fall asleep, and so lay till we cut him up, and a
+little dogg also, which they put it down his throate; he also staggered
+first, and then fell asleep, and so continued. Whether he recovered or
+no, after I was gone, I know not, but it is a strange and sudden effect.
+Thence walked to Westminster Hall, where the King was expected to come
+to prorogue the House, but it seems, afterwards I hear, he did not
+come. I promised to go again to Mr. Pierce's, but my pain grew so great,
+besides a bruise I got to-day in my right testicle, which now vexes me
+as much as the other, that I was mighty melancholy, and so by coach
+home and there took another glyster, but find little good by it, but
+by sitting still my pain of my bruise went away, and so after supper to
+bed, my wife and I having talked and concluded upon sending my father an
+offer of having Pall come to us to be with us for her preferment, if by
+any means I can get her a husband here, which, though it be some trouble
+to us, yet it will be better than to have her stay there till nobody
+will have her and then be flung upon my hands.
+</p>
+<p>
+17th. Slept well all night and lay long, then rose and wrote my letter
+to my father about Pall, as we had resolved last night. So to dinner
+and then to the office, finding myself better than I was, and making
+a little water, but not yet breaking any great store of wind, which I
+wonder at, for I cannot be well till I do do it. After office home and
+to supper and with good ease to bed, and endeavoured to tie my hands
+that I might not lay them out of bed, by which I believe I have got
+cold, but I could not endure it.
+</p>
+<p>
+18th. Up and within all the morning, being willing to keep as much as
+I could within doors, but receiving a very wakening letter from Mr.
+Coventry about fitting of ships, which speaks something like to be done,
+I went forth to the office, there to take order in things, and after
+dinner to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier, but did little. So home
+again and to Sir W. Pen, who, among other things of haste in this new
+order for ships, is ordered to be gone presently to Portsmouth to look
+after the work there. I staid to discourse with him, and so home to
+supper, where upon a fine couple of pigeons, a good supper; and here I
+met a pretty cabinet sent me by Mr. Shales, which I give my wife, the
+first of that sort of goods I ever had yet, and very conveniently it
+comes for her closett. I staid up late finding out the private boxes,
+but could not do some of them, and so to bed, afraid that I have been
+too bold to-day in venturing in the cold. This day I begun to drink
+butter-milke and whey, and I hope to find great good by it.
+</p>
+<p>
+19th. Up, and it being very rayny weather, which makes it cooler than
+it was, by coach to Charing Cross with Sir W. Pen, who is going to
+Portsmouth this day, and left him going to St. James's to take leave
+of the Duke, and I to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier; where God
+forgive how our Report of my Lord Peterborough's accounts was read over
+and agreed to by the Lords, without one of them understanding it! And
+had it been what it would, it had gone: and, besides, not one thing
+touching the King's profit in it minded or hit upon. Thence by coach
+home again, and all the morning at the office, sat, and all the
+afternoon till 9 at night, being fallen again to business, and I hope
+my health will give me leave to follow it. So home to supper and to bed,
+finding myself pretty well. A pretty good stool, which I impute to my
+whey to-day, and broke wind also.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th. Up and to my office, whither by and by comes Mr. Cholmely, and
+staying till the rest of the company come he told me how Mr. Edward
+Montagu is turned out of the Court, not [to] return again. His fault,
+I perceive, was his pride, and most of all his affecting to seem great
+with the Queene and it seems indeed had more of her eare than any body
+else, and would be with her talking alone two or three hours together;
+insomuch that the Lords about the King, when he would be jesting with
+them about their wives, would tell the King that he must have a care
+of his wife too, for she hath now the gallant: and they say the King
+himself did once ask Montagu how his mistress (meaning the Queene) did.
+He grew so proud, and despised every body, besides suffering nobody, he
+or she, to get or do any thing about the Queene, that they all laboured
+to do him a good turn. They also say that he did give some affront to
+the Duke of Monmouth, which the King himself did speak to him of. But
+strange it is that this man should, from the greatest negligence in the
+world, come to be the miracle of attendance, so as to take all offices
+from everybody, either men or women, about the Queene. Insomuch that he
+was observed as a miracle, but that which is the worst, that which in
+a wise manner performed [would] turn to his greatest advantage, was by
+being so observed employed to his greatest wrong, the world concluding
+that there must be something more than ordinary to cause him to do this.
+So he is gone, nobody pitying but laughing at him; and he pretends only
+that he is gone to his father, that is sick in the country. By and by
+comes Povy, Creed, and Vernatty, and so to their accounts, wherein more
+trouble and vexation with Povy. That being done, I sent them going and
+myself fell to business till dinner. So home to dinner very pleasant.
+In the afternoon to my office, where busy again, and by and by came a
+letter from my father so full of trouble for discontents there between
+my mother and servants, and such troubles to my father from hence from
+Cave that hath my brother's bastard that I know not what in the world to
+do, but with great trouble, it growing night, spent some time walking,
+and putting care as much as I could out of my head, with my wife in the
+garden, and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st. Up, called by Mr. Cholmely, and walked with him in the garden till
+others came to another Committee of Tangier, as we did meet as we did
+use to do, to see more of Povy's folly, and so broke up, and at the
+office sat all the morning, Mr. Coventry with us, and very hot we are
+getting out some ships. At noon to the 'Change, and there did some
+business, and thence home to dinner, and so abroad with my wife by coach
+to the New Exchange, and there laid out almost 40s. upon her, and so
+called to see my Lady Sandwich, whom we found in her dining-room, which
+joyed us mightily; but she looks very thin, poor woman, being mightily
+broke. She told us that Mr. Montagu is to return to Court, as she hears,
+which I wonder at, and do hardly believe. So home and to my office,
+where late, and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+22nd (Lord's day). Up and by water to White Hall to my Lord's lodgings,
+and with him walked to White Hall without any great discourse, nor do I
+find that he do mind business at all. Here the Duke of Yorke called me
+to him, to ask me whether I did intend to go with him to Chatham or no.
+I told him if he commanded, but I did believe there would be business
+here for me, and so he told me then it would be better to stay, which
+I suppose he will take better than if I had been forward to go. Thence,
+after staying and seeing the throng of people to attend the King to
+Chappell (but, Lord! what a company of sad, idle people they are) I
+walked to St. James's with Colonell Remes, where staid a good while and
+then walked to White Hall with Mr. Coventry, talking about business. So
+meeting Creed, took him with me home and to dinner, a good dinner,
+and thence by water to Woolwich, where mighty kindly received by Mrs.
+Falconer and her husband, who is now pretty well again, this being the
+first time I ever carried my wife thither. I walked to the Docke, where
+I met Mrs. Ackworth alone at home, and God forgive me! what thoughts
+I had, but I had not the courage to stay, but went to Mr. Pett's
+and walked up and down the yard with him and Deane talking about the
+dispatch of the ships now in haste, and by and by Creed and my wife and
+a friend of Mr. Falconer's came with the boat and called me, and so by
+water to Deptford, where I landed, and after talking with others walked
+to Half-way house with Mr. Wayth talking about the business of his
+supplying us with canvas, and he told me in discourse several instances
+of Sir W. Batten's cheats. So to Half-way house, whither my wife and
+them were gone before, and after drinking there we walked, and by water
+home, sending Creed and the other with the boat home. Then wrote a
+letter to Mr. Coventry, and so a good supper of pease, the first I eat
+this year, and so to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+23rd. Up and to the office, where Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and
+myself met and did business, we being in a mighty hurry. The King is
+gone down with the Duke and a great crew this morning by break of day
+to Chatham. Towards noon I and my wife by water to Woolwich, leaving my
+wife at Mr. Falconer's, and Mr. Hater and I with some officers of the
+yard on board to see several ships how ready they are. Then to Mr.
+Falconer's to a good dinner, having myself carried them a vessel of
+sturgeon and a Lamprey pie, and then to the Yarde again, and among
+other things did at Mr. Ackworth's obtain a demonstration of his being
+a knave; but I did not discover it, till it be a little more seasonable.
+So back to the Ropeyard and took my wife and Mr. Hater back, it raining
+mighty hard of a sudden, but we with the tilt
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Tilt (A.S. teld) represents a tent or awning. It was used for a
+ cloth covering for a cart or waggon, or for a canopy or awning over
+ a portion of a boat.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+kept ourselves dry. So to Deptford, did some business there; but, Lord!
+to see how in both places the King's business, if ever it should come to
+a warr, is likely to be done, there not being a man that looks or speaks
+like a man that will take pains, or use any forecast to serve the King,
+at which I am heartily troubled. So home, it raining terribly, but we
+still dry, and at the office late discoursing with Sir J. Minnes and
+Sir W. Batten, who like a couple of sots receive all I say but to little
+purpose. So late home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+24th. Up and to the office, where Sir J. Minnes and I sat all the
+morning, and after dinner thither again, and all the afternoon hard at
+the office till night, and so tired home to supper and to bed. This day
+I heard that my uncle Fenner is dead, which makes me a little sad, to
+see with what speed a great many of my friends are gone, and more, I
+fear, for my father's sake, are going.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th. Took physique betimes and to sleep, then up, it working all the
+morning. At noon dined, and in the afternoon in my chamber spending
+two or three hours to look over some unpleasant letters and things of
+trouble to answer my father in, about Tom's business and others, that
+vexed me, but I did go through it and by that means eased my mind very
+much. This afternoon also came Tom and Charles Pepys by my sending for,
+and received of me L40 in part towards their L70 legacy of my uncle's.
+Spent the evening talking with my wife, and so to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th. Up to the office, where we sat, and I had some high words with Sir
+W. Batten about canvas, wherein I opposed him and all his experience,
+about seams in the middle, and the profit of having many breadths and
+narrow, which I opposed to good purpose, to the rejecting of the whole
+business. At noon home to dinner, and thence took my wife by coach, and
+she to my Lady Sandwich to see her. I to Tom Trice, to discourse about
+my father's giving over his administration to my brother, and thence to
+Sir R. Bernard, and there received L19 in money, and took up my father's
+bond of L21, that is L40, in part of Piggot's L209 due to us, which
+L40 he pays for 7 roods of meadow in Portholme. Thence to my wife, and
+carried her to the Old Bayly, and there we were led to the Quest House,
+by the church, where all the kindred were by themselves at the buriall
+of my uncle Fenner; but, Lord! what a pitiful rout of people there was
+of them, but very good service and great company the whole was. And so
+anon to church, and a good sermon, and so home, having for ease put
+my L19 into W. Joyce's hand, where I left it. So to supper and to bed,
+being in a little pain from some cold got last night lying without
+anything upon my feet.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th. Up, not without some pain by cold, which makes me mighty
+melancholy, to think of the ill state of my health. To the office, where
+busy till my brains ready to drop with variety of business, and vexed
+for all that to see the service like to suffer by other people's
+neglect. Vexed also at a letter from my father with two troublesome ones
+enclosed from Cave and Noble, so that I know not what to do therein. At
+home to dinner at noon. But to comfort my heart, Captain Taylor this day
+brought me L20 he promised me for my assistance to him about his masts.
+After dinner to the office again, and thence with Mr. Wayth to St.
+Catherine's to see some variety of canvas's, which indeed was worth
+my seeing, but only I was in some pain, and so took not the delight I
+should otherwise have done. So home to the office, and there busy till
+late at night, and so home to supper and to bed. This morning my taylor
+brought me a very tall mayde to be my cook-mayde; she asked L5, but my
+wife offered her but L3 10s.&mdash;whether she will take it or no I know not
+till to-morrow, but I am afeard she will be over high for us, she having
+last been a chamber mayde, and holds up her head, as my little girle Su
+observed.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th. Up pretty well as to pain and wind, and to the office, where we
+sat close and did much business. At noon I to the 'Change, and thence
+to Mr. Cutler's, where I heard Sir W. Rider was, where I found them at
+dinner and dined with them, he having yesterday and to-day a fit of a
+pain like the gout, the first time he ever had it. A good dinner. Good
+discourse, Sir W. Rider especially much fearing the issue of a Dutch
+warr, wherein I very highly commend him. Thence home, and at the
+office a while, and then with Mr. Deane to a second lesson upon my
+Shipwrightry, wherein I go on with great pleasure. He being gone I to
+the office late, and so home to supper and to bed. But, Lord! to see
+how my very going to the 'Change, and being without my gowne, presently
+brought me wind and pain, till I came home and was well again; but I am
+come to such a pass that I shall not know what to do with myself, but
+I am apt to think that it is only my legs that I take cold in from my
+having so long worn a gowne constantly.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th (Whitsunday. King's Birth and Restauration day). Up, and having
+received a letter last night desiring it from Mr. Coventry, I walked
+to St. James's, and there he and I did long discourse together of the
+business of the office, and the warr with the Dutch; and he seemed to
+argue mightily with the little reason that there is for all this. For
+first, as to the wrong we pretend they have done us: that of the East
+Indys, for their not delivering of Poleron, it is not yet known whether
+they have failed or no; that of their hindering the Leopard cannot
+amount to above L3,000 if true; that of the Guinny Company, all they had
+done us did not amount to above L200 or L300 he told me truly; and that
+now, from what Holmes, without any commission, hath done in taking an
+island and two forts, hath set us much in debt to them; and he believes
+that Holmes will have been so puffed up with this, that he by this time
+hath been enforced with more strength than he had then, hath, I say,
+done a great deale more wrong to them. He do, as to the effect of the
+warr, tell me clearly that it is not any skill of the Dutch that can
+hinder our trade if we will, we having so many advantages over them, of
+winds, good ports, and men; but it is our pride, and the laziness of the
+merchant. He seems to think that there may be some negotiation which may
+hinder a warr this year, but that he speaks doubtfully as unwilling I
+perceive to be thought to discourse any such thing. The main thing he
+desired to speake with me about was, to know whether I do understand my
+Lord Sandwich's intentions as to going to sea with this fleete; saying,
+that the Duke, if he desires it, is most willing to it; but thinking
+that twelve ships is not a fleete fit for my Lord to be troubled to
+go out with, he is not willing to offer it to him till he hath some
+intimations of his mind to go, or not. He spoke this with very great
+respect as to my Lord, though methinks it is strange they should not
+understand one another better at this time than to need another's
+mediation. Thence walked over the Parke to White Hall, Mr. Povy with me,
+and was taken in a very great showre in the middle of the Parke that we
+were very wet. So up into, the house and with him to the King's closett,
+whither by and by the King came, my Lord Sandwich carrying the sword.
+A Bishopp preached, but he speaking too low for me to hear behind the
+King's closett, I went forth and walked and discoursed with Colonell
+Reames, who seems a very willing man to be informed in his business of
+canvas, which he is undertaking to strike in with us to serve the Navy.
+By and by my Lord Sandwich came forth, and called me to him: and we fell
+into discourse a great while about his business, wherein he seems to
+be very open with me, and to receive my opinion as he used to do; and
+I hope I shall become necessary to him again. He desired me to think of
+the fitness, or not, for him to offer himself to go to sea; and to give
+him my thoughts in a day or two. Thence after sermon among the ladies on
+the Queene's side; where I saw Mrs. Stewart, very fine and pretty, but
+far beneath my Lady Castlemayne. Thence with Mr. Povy home to dinner;
+where extraordinary cheer. And after dinner up and down to see his
+house. And in a word, methinks, for his perspective upon his wall in
+his garden, and the springs rising up with the perspective in the little
+closett; his room floored above with woods of several colours, like but
+above the best cabinet-work I ever saw; his grotto and vault, with his
+bottles of wine, and a well therein to keep them cool; his furniture
+of all sorts; his bath at the top of his house, good pictures, and his
+manner of eating and drinking; do surpass all that ever I did see of one
+man in all my life. Thence walked home and found my uncle Wight and Mr.
+Rawlinson, who supped with me. They being gone, I to bed, being in some
+pain from my being so much abroad to-day, which is a most strange thing
+that in such warm weather the least ayre should get cold and wind in me.
+I confess it makes me mighty sad and out of all content in the world.
+</p>
+<p>
+30th. Lay long, the bells ringing, it being holiday, and then up and
+all the day long in my study at home studying of shipmaking with great
+content till the evening, and then came Mr. Howe and sat and then supped
+with me. He is a little conceited, but will make a discreet man. He
+being gone, a little to my office, and then home to bed, being in much
+pain from yesterday's being abroad, which is a consideration of mighty
+sorrow to me.
+</p>
+<p>
+31st. Up, and called upon Mr. Hollyard, with whom I advised and shall
+fall upon some course of doing something for my disease of the
+wind, which grows upon me every day more and more. Thence to my Lord
+Sandwich's, and while he was dressing I below discoursed with Captain
+Cooke, and I think if I do find it fit to keep a boy at all I had as
+good be supplied from him with one as any body. By and by up to my Lord,
+and to discourse about his going to sea, and the message I had from Mr.
+Coventry to him. He wonders, as he well may, that this course should
+be taken, and he every day with the Duke, who, nevertheless, seems
+most friendly to him, who hath not yet spoke one word to my Lord of his
+desire to have him go to sea. My Lord do tell me clearly that were it
+not that he, as all other men that were of the Parliament side, are
+obnoxious to reproach, and so is forced to bear what otherwise he would
+not, he would never suffer every thing to be done in the Navy, and he
+never be consulted; and it seems, in the naming of all these commanders
+for this fleete, he hath never been asked one question. But we concluded
+it wholly inconsistent with his honour not to go with this fleete, nor
+with the reputation which the world hath of his interest at Court;
+and so he did give me commission to tell Mr. Coventry that he is most
+willing to receive any commands from the Duke in this fleete, were
+it less than it is, and that particularly in this service. With
+this message I parted, and by coach to the office, where I found Mr.
+Coventry, and told him this. Methinks, I confess, he did not seem so
+pleased with it as I expected, or at least could have wished, and asked
+me whether I had told my Lord that the Duke do not expect his going,
+which I told him I had. But now whether he means really that the Duke,
+as he told me the other day, do think the Fleete too small for him
+to take or that he would not have him go, I swear I cannot tell. But
+methinks other ways might have been used to put him by without going in
+this manner about it, and so I hope it is out of kindness indeed. Dined
+at home, and so to the office, where a great while alone in my office,
+nobody near, with Bagwell's wife of Deptford, but the woman seems so
+modest that I durst not offer any courtship to her, though I had it in
+my mind when I brought her in to me. But I am resolved to do her husband
+a courtesy, for I think he is a man that deserves very well. So abroad
+with my wife by coach to St. James's, to one Lady Poultny's, where I
+found my Lord, I doubt, at some vain pleasure or other. I did give him a
+short account of what I had done with Mr. Coventry, and so left him, and
+to my wife again in the coach, and with her to the Parke, but the Queene
+being gone by the Parke to Kensington, we staid not but straight home
+and to supper (the first time I have done so this summer), and so to
+my office doing business, and then to my monthly accounts, where to my
+great comfort I find myself better than I was still the last month, and
+now come to L930. I was told to-day, that upon Sunday night last, being
+the King's birth-day, the King was at my Lady Castlemayne's lodgings
+(over the hither-gates at Lambert's lodgings) dancing with fiddlers all
+night almost; and all the world coming by taking notice of it, which I
+am sorry to hear. The discourse of the town is only whether a warr with
+Holland or no, and we are preparing for it all we can, which is but
+little. Myself subject more than ordinary to pain by winde, which makes
+me very sad, together with the trouble which at present lies upon me in
+my father's behalf, rising from the death of my brother, which are many
+and great. Would to God they were over!
+</p>
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+<h2>
+ JUNE 1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+June 1st. Up, having lain long, going to bed very late after the ending
+of my accounts. Being up Mr. Hollyard came to me, and to my great
+sorrow, after his great assuring me that I could not possibly have the
+stone again, he tells me that he do verily fear that I have it again,
+and has brought me something to dissolve it, which do make me very
+much troubled, and pray to God to ease me. He gone, I down by water to
+Woolwich and Deptford to look after the dispatch of the ships, all the
+way reading Mr. Spencer's Book of Prodigys, which is most ingeniously
+writ, both for matter and style. Home at noon, and my little girl got me
+my dinner, and I presently out by water and landed at Somerset stairs,
+and thence through Covent Garden, where I met with Mr. Southwell (Sir W.
+Pen's friend), who tells me the very sad newes of my Lord Tiviott's and
+nineteen more commission officers being killed at Tangier by the Moores,
+by an ambush of the enemy upon them, while they were surveying their
+lines; which is very sad, and, he says, afflicts the King much. Thence
+to W. Joyce's, where by appointment I met my wife (but neither of them
+at home), and she and I to the King's house, and saw "The Silent Woman;"
+but methought not so well done or so good a play as I formerly thought
+it to be, or else I am nowadays out of humour. Before the play was done,
+it fell such a storm of hayle, that we in the middle of the pit were
+fain to rise;
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [The stage was covered in by a tiled roof, but the pit was open to
+ the sky. "The pit lay open to the weather for sake of light, but
+ was subsequently covered in with a glazed cupola, which, however,
+ only imperfectly protected the audience, so that in stormy weather
+ the house was thrown into disorder, and the people in the pit were
+ fain to rise" (Cunningham's "Story of Nell Gwyn," ed. 1893, p. 33).]
+</pre>
+<p>
+and all the house in a disorder, and so my wife and I out and got into a
+little alehouse, and staid there an hour after the play was done before
+we could get a coach, which at last we did (and by chance took up Joyce
+Norton and Mrs. Bowles, and set them at home), and so home ourselves,
+and I, after a little to my office, so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and then to
+the 'Change, where after some stay by coach with Sir J. Minnes and Mr.
+Coventry to St. James's, and there dined with Mr. Coventry very finely,
+and so over the Parke to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier about
+providing provisions, money, and men for Tangier. At it all the
+afternoon, but it is strange to see how poorly and brokenly things are
+done of the greatest consequence, and how soon the memory of this great
+man is gone, or, at least, out of mind by the thoughts of who goes next,
+which is not yet knowne. My Lord of Oxford, Muskerry, and several others
+are discoursed of. It seems my Lord Tiviott's design was to go a mile
+and half out of the towne, to cut down a wood in which the enemy did use
+to lie in ambush. He had sent several spyes; but all brought word that
+the way was clear, and so might be for any body's discovery of an enemy
+before you are upon them. There they were all snapt, he and all his
+officers, and about 200 men, as they say; there being left now in the
+garrison but four captains. This happened the 3d of May last, being not
+before that day twelvemonth of his entering into his government there:
+but at his going out in the morning he said to some of his officers,
+"Gentlemen, let us look to ourselves, for it was this day three years
+that so many brave Englishmen were knocked on the head by the Moores,
+when Fines made his sally out." Here till almost night, and then home
+with Sir J. Minnes by coach, and so to my office a while, and home to
+supper and bed, being now in constant pain in my back, but whether it be
+only wind or what it is the Lord knows, but I fear the worst.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd. Up, still in a constant pain in my back, which much afflicts me
+with fear of the consequence of it. All the morning at the office, we
+sat at the office extraordinary upon the business of our stores, but,
+Lord! what a pitiful account the Surveyor makes of it grieves my heart.
+This morning before I came out I made a bargain with Captain Taylor for
+a ship for the Commissioners for Tangier, wherein I hope to get L40 or
+L50. To the 'Change, and thence home and dined, and then by coach to
+White Hall, sending my wife to Mrs. Hunt's. At the Committee for Tangier
+all the afternoon, where a sad consideration to see things of so great
+weight managed in so confused a manner as it is, so as I would not
+have the buying of an acre of land bought by the Duke of York and Mr.
+Coventry, for ought I see, being the only two that do anything like men;
+Prince Rupert do nothing but swear and laugh a little, with an oathe or
+two, and that's all he do. Thence called my wife and home, and I late
+at my office, and so home to supper and to bed, pleased at my hopes of
+gains by to-day's work, but very sad to think of the state of my health.
+</p>
+<p>
+4th. Up and to St. James's by coach, after a good deal of talk before
+I went forth with J. Noble, who tells me that he will secure us against
+Cave, that though he knows, and can prove it, yet nobody else can
+prove it, to be Tom's child; that the bond was made by one Hudson, a
+scrivener, next to the Fountaine taverne, in the Old Bayly; that the
+children were born, and christened, and entered in the parish-book of
+St. Sepulchre's, by the name of Anne and Elizabeth Taylor and he will
+give us security against Cave if we pay him the money. And then up to
+the Duke, and was with him giving him an account how matters go, and
+of the necessity there is of a power to presse seamen, without which we
+cannot really raise men for this fleete of twelve sayle, besides that it
+will assert the King's power of pressing, which at present is somewhat
+doubted, and will make the Dutch believe that we are in earnest. Thence
+by water to the office, where we sat till almost two o'clock. This
+morning Captain Ferrer came to the office to tell me that my Lord hath
+given him a promise of Young's place in the Wardrobe, and hearing that I
+pretend a promise to it he comes to ask my consent, which I denied him,
+and told him my Lord may do what he pleases with his promise to me, but
+my father's condition is not so as that I should let it go if my Lord
+will stand to his word, and so I sent him going, myself being troubled
+a little at it. After office I with Mr. Coventry by water to St. James's
+and dined with him, and had excellent discourse from him. So to the
+Committee for Tangier all afternoon, where still the same confused
+doings, and my Lord Fitz-Harding now added to the Committee; which will
+signify much. It grieves me to see how brokenly things are ordered. So
+by coach home, and at my office late, and so to supper and to bed, my
+body by plenty of breaking of wind being just now pretty well again,
+having had a constant akeing in my back these 5 or 6 days. Mr. Coventry
+discoursing this noon about Sir W. Batten (what a sad fellow he is!)
+told me how the King told him the other day how Sir W. Batten, being
+in the ship with him and Prince Rupert when they expected to fight with
+Warwick, did walk up and down sweating with a napkin under his throat to
+dry up his sweat; and that Prince Rupert being a most jealous man, and
+particularly of Batten, do walk up and down swearing bloodily to the
+King, that Batten had a mind to betray them to-day, and that the napkin
+was a signal; "but, by God," says he, "if things go ill, the first thing
+I will do is to shoot him." He discoursed largely and bravely to me
+concerning the different sort of valours, the active and passive valour.
+For the latter, he brought as an instance General Blake; who, in the
+defending of Taunton and Lime for the Parliament, did through his
+stubborn sort of valour defend it the most 'opiniastrement' that ever
+any man did any thing; and yet never was the man that ever made
+any attaque by land or sea, but rather avoyded it on all, even fair
+occasions. On the other side, Prince Rupert, the boldest attaquer in the
+world for personal courage; and yet, in the defending of Bristol, no man
+ever did anything worse, he wanting the patience and seasoned head to
+consult and advise for defence, and to bear with the evils of a siege.
+The like he says is said of my Lord Tiviott, who was the boldest
+adventurer of his person in the world, and from a mean man in few years
+was come to this greatness of command and repute only by the death
+of all his officers, he many times having the luck of being the only
+survivor of them all, by venturing upon services for the King of France
+that nobody else would; and yet no man upon a defence, he being all fury
+and no judgment in a fight. He tells me above all of the Duke of Yorke,
+that he is more himself and more of judgement is at hand in him in the
+middle of a desperate service, than at other times, as appeared in the
+business of Dunkirke, wherein no man ever did braver things, or was in
+hotter service in the close of that day, being surrounded with enemies;
+and then, contrary to the advice of all about him, his counsel carried
+himself and the rest through them safe, by advising that he might make
+his passage with but a dozen with him; "For," says he, "the enemy cannot
+move after me so fast with a great body, and with a small one we shall
+be enough to deal with them;" and though he is a man naturally martiall
+to the highest degree, yet a man that never in his life talks one word
+of himself or service of his owne, but only that he saw such or such a
+thing, and lays it down for a maxime that a Hector can have no courage.
+He told me also, as a great instance of some men, that the Prince of
+Condo's excellence is, that there not being a more furious man in the
+world, danger in fight never disturbs him more than just to make him
+civill, and to command in words of great obligation to his officers and
+men; but without any the least disturbance in his judgment or spirit.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th (Lord's day). About one in the morning I was knocked up by my mayds
+to come to my wife who is very ill. I rose, and from some cold she got
+to-day, or from something else, she is taken with great gripings, a
+looseness, and vomiting. I lay a while by her upon the bed, she being
+in great pain, poor wretch, but that being a little over I to bed again,
+and lay, and then up and to my office all the morning, setting matters
+to rights in some accounts and papers, and then to dinner, whither
+Mr. Shepley, late come to town, came to me, and after dinner and
+some pleasant discourse he went his way, being to go out of town
+to Huntington again to-morrow. So all the afternoon with my wife
+discoursing and talking, and in the evening to my office doing business,
+and then home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+6th. Up and found my wife very ill again, which troubles me, but I was
+forced to go forth. So by water with Mr. Gauden and others to see a ship
+hired by me for the Commissioners of Tangier, and to give order therein.
+So back to the office, and by coach with Mr. Gauden to White Hall, and
+there to my Lord Sandwich, and here I met Mr. Townsend very opportunely
+and Captain Ferrer, and after some discourse we did accommodate the
+business of the Wardrobe place, that he shall have the reversion if he
+will take it out by giving a covenant that if Mr. Young' dyes before my
+father my father shall have the benefit of it for his life. So home, and
+thence by water to Deptford, and there found our Trinity Brethren come
+from their election to church, where Dr. Britton made, methought, an
+indifferent sermon touching the decency that we ought to observe in
+God's house, the church, but yet to see how ridiculously some men will
+carry themselves. Sir W. Batten did at open table anon in the name of
+the whole Society desire him to print his sermon, as if the Doctor could
+think that they were fit judges of a good sermon. Then by barge with Sir
+W. Batten to Trinity House. It seems they have with much ado carried
+it for Sir G. Carteret against Captain Harrison, poor man, who by
+succession ought to have been it, and most hands were for him, but only
+they were forced to fright the younger Brethren by requiring them to set
+their hands (which is an ill course) and then Sir G. Carteret carryed
+it. Here was at dinner my Lord Sandwich, Mr. Coventry, my Lord Craven,
+and others. A great dinner, and good company. Mr. Prin also, who would
+not drink any health, no, not the King's, but sat down with his hat on
+all the while;
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [William Prynne had published in 1628 a small book against the
+ drinking of healths, entitled, "Healthes, Sicknesse; or a
+ compendious and briefe Discourse, prouing, the Drinking and Pledging
+ of Healthes to be sinfull and utterly unlawfull unto Christians
+ ... wherein all those ordinary objections, excuses or pretences,
+ which are made to justifie, extenuate, or excuse the drinking or
+ pledging of Healthes are likewise cleared and answered." The
+ pamphlet was dedicated to Charles I. as "more interessed in the
+ theame and subject of this compendious discourse then any other that
+ I know," and "because your Majestie of all other persons within your
+ owne dominions, are most dishonoured, prejudiced, and abused by
+ these Healthes."]
+</pre>
+<p>
+but nobody took notice of it to him at all; but in discourse with
+the Doctor he did declare himself that he ever was, and has expressed
+himself in all his books for mixt communion against the Presbyterian
+examination. Thence after dinner by water, my Lord Sandwich and all
+us Tangier men, where at the Committee busy till night with great
+confusion, and then by coach home, with this content, however, that I
+find myself every day become more and more known, and shall one day hope
+to have benefit by it. I found my wife a little better. A little to my
+office, then home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th. Up and to the office (having by my going by water without any
+thing upon my legs yesterday got some pain upon me again), where all the
+morning. At noon a little to the 'Change, and thence home to dinner, my
+wife being ill still in bed. Thence to the office, where busy all the
+afternoon till 9 at night, and so home to my wife, to supper, and to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th. All day before dinner with Creed, talking of many things, among
+others, of my Lord's going so often to Chelsy, and he, without my
+speaking much, do tell me that his daughters do perceive all, and do
+hate the place, and the young woman there, Mrs. Betty Becke; for my
+Lord, who sent them thither only for a disguise for his going thither,
+will come under pretence to see them, and pack them out of doors to the
+Parke, and stay behind with her; but now the young ladies are gone to
+their mother to Kensington. To dinner, and after dinner till 10 at night
+in my study writing of my old broken office notes in shorthand all in
+one book, till my eyes did ake ready to drop out. So home to supper and
+to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+9th. Up and at my office all the morning. At noon dined at home, Mr.
+Hunt and his kinswoman (wife in the country), after dinner I to the
+office, where we sat all the afternoon. Then at night by coach to attend
+the Duke of Albemarle about the Tangier ship. Coming back my wife spied
+me going home by coach from Mr. Hunt's, with whom she hath gained much
+in discourse to-day concerning W. Howe's discourse of me to him. That he
+was the man that got me to be secretary to my Lord; and all that I have
+thereby, and that for all this I never did give him 6d. in my life.
+Which makes me wonder that this rogue dare talk after this manner, and I
+think all the world is grown false. But I hope I shall make good use
+of it. So home to supper and to bed, my eyes aching mightily since last
+night.
+</p>
+<p>
+10th. Up and by water to White Hall, and there to a Committee of
+Tangier, and had occasion to see how my Lord Ashworth&mdash;[Lord Ashworth
+is probably a miswriting for Lord Ashley (afterwards Earl of
+Shaftesbury).]&mdash;deports himself, which is very fine indeed, and it joys
+my heart to see that there is any body looks so near into the King's
+business as I perceive he do in this business of my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts. Thence into the Parke, and met and walked with Captain Sylas
+Taylor, my old acquaintance while I was of the Exchequer, and Dr. Whore,
+talking of musique, and particularly of Mr. Berckenshaw's way, which
+Taylor magnifies mightily, and perhaps but what it deserves, but not
+so easily to be understood as he and others make of it. Thence home
+by water, and after dinner abroad to buy several things, as a map, and
+powder, and other small things, and so home to my office, and in the
+evening with Captain Taylor by water to our Tangier ship, and so home,
+well pleased, having received L26 profit to-day of my bargain for this
+ship, which comforts me mightily, though I confess my heart, what with
+my being out of order as to my health, and the fear I have of the money
+my Lord oweth me and I stand indebted to him in, is much cast down of
+late. In the evening home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+11th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, where some
+discourse arose from Sir G. Carteret and Mr. Coventry, which gives me
+occasion to think that something like a war is expected now indeed,
+though upon the 'Change afterwards I hear too that an Embassador is
+landed from Holland, and one from their East India Company, to treat
+with ours about the wrongs we pretend to. Mr. Creed dined with me, and
+thence after dinner by coach with my wife only to take the ayre, it
+being very warm and pleasant, to Bowe and Old Ford; and thence to
+Hackney. There 'light, and played at shuffle-board, eat cream and good
+churies; and so with good refreshment home. Then to my office vexed with
+Captain Taylor about the delay of carrying down the ship hired by me for
+Tangier, and late about that and other things at the office. So home to
+supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+12th (Lord's day). All the morning in my chamber consulting my lesson of
+ship building, and at noon Mr. Creed by appointment came and dined with
+us, and sat talking all the afternoon till, about church time, my
+wife and I began our great dispute about going to Griffin's child's
+christening, where I was to have been godfather, but Sir J. Minnes
+refusing, he wanted an equal for me and my Lady Batten, and so sought
+for other. Then the question was whether my wife should go, and she
+having dressed herself on purpose, was very angry, and began to talk
+openly of my keeping her within doors before Creed, which vexed me to
+the guts, but I had the discretion to keep myself without passion, and
+so resolved at last not to go, but to go down by water, which we did
+by H. Russell&mdash;[a waterman]&mdash;to the Half-way house, and there eat and
+drank, and upon a very small occasion had a difference again broke out,
+where without any the least cause she had the cunning to cry a great
+while, and talk and blubber, which made me mighty angry in mind, but
+said nothing to provoke her because Creed was there, but walked home,
+being troubled in my mind also about the knavery and neglect of Captain
+Fudge and Taylor, who were to have had their ship for Tangier ready by
+Thursday last, and now the men by a mistake are come on board, and not
+any master or man or boy of the ship's company on board with them when
+we came by her side this afternoon, and also received a letter from Mr.
+Coventry this day in complaint of it. We came home, and after supper
+Creed went home, and I to bed. My wife made great means to be friends,
+coming to my bedside and doing all things to please me, and at last I
+could not hold out, but seemed pleased, and so parted, and I with much
+ado to sleep, but was easily wakened by extraordinary great rain, and
+my mind troubled the more to think what the soldiers would do on board
+tonight in all this weather.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th. So up at 5 o'clock, and with Captain Taylor on board her at
+Deptford, and found all out of order, only the soldiers civil, and Sir
+Arthur Bassett a civil person. I rated at Captain Taylor, whom, contrary
+to my expectation, I found a lying and a very stupid blundering fellow,
+good for nothing, and yet we talk of him in the Navy as if he had been
+an excellent officer, but I find him a lying knave, and of no judgment
+or dispatch at all. After finding the condition of the ship, no master,
+not above four men, and many ship's provisions, sayls, and other things
+wanting, I went back and called upon Fudge, whom I found like a lying
+rogue unready to go on board, but I did so jeer him that I made him get
+every thing ready, and left Taylor and H. Russell to quicken him, and so
+away and I by water on to White Hall, where I met his Royal Highnesse at
+a Tangier Committee about this very thing, and did there satisfy him how
+things are, at which all was pacified without any trouble, and I hope
+may end well, but I confess I am at a real trouble for fear the rogue
+should not do his work, and I come to shame and losse of the money I did
+hope justly to have got by it. Thence walked with Mr. Coventry to St.
+James's, and there spent by his desire the whole morning reading of some
+old Navy books given him of old Sir John Cooke's by the Archbishop of
+Canterbury that now is; wherein the order that was observed in the Navy
+then, above what it is now, is very observable, and fine things we did
+observe in our reading. Anon to dinner, after dinner to discourse of the
+business of the Dutch warr, wherein he tells me the Dutch do in every
+particular, which are but few and small things that we can demand
+of them, whatever cry we unjustly make, do seem to offer at an
+accommodation, for they do owne that it is not for their profit to have
+warr with England. We did also talk of a History of the Navy of England,
+how fit it were to be writ; and he did say that it hath been in his
+mind to propose to me the writing of the History of the late Dutch
+warr, which I am glad to hear, it being a thing I much desire, and sorts
+mightily with my genius; and, if well done, may recommend me much. So he
+says he will get me an order for making of searches to all records, &amp;c.,
+in order thereto, and I shall take great delight in doing of it. Thence
+by water down to the Tower, and thither sent for Mr. Creed to my house,
+where he promised to be, and he and I down to the ship, and find all
+things in pretty good order, and I hope will end to my mind. Thence
+having a gaily down to Greenwich, and there saw the King's works, which
+are great, a-doing there, and so to the Cherry Garden, and so carried
+some cherries home, and after supper to bed, my wife lying with me,
+which from my not being thoroughly well, nor she, we have not done above
+once these two or three weeks.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and had great
+conflict about the flags again, and am vexed methought to see my Lord
+Berkely not satisfied with what I said, but however I stop the King's
+being abused by the flag makers for the present. I do not know how it
+may end, but I will do my best to preserve it. So home to dinner, and
+after dinner by coach to Kensington. In the way overtaking Mr. Laxton,
+the apothecary, with his wife and daughters, very fine young lasses,
+in a coach; and so both of us to my Lady Sandwich, who hath lain this
+fortnight here at Deane Hodges's. Much company came hither to-day, my
+Lady Carteret, &amp;c., Sir William Wheeler and his lady, and, above all,
+Mr. Becke, of Chelsy, and wife and daughter, my Lord's mistress, and one
+that hath not one good feature in her face, and yet is a fine lady, of
+a fine taille, and very well carriaged, and mighty discreet. I took all
+the occasion I could to discourse with the young ladies in her company
+to give occasion to her to talk, which now and then she did, and that
+mighty finely, and is, I perceive, a woman of such an ayre, as I wonder
+the less at my Lord's favour to her, and I dare warrant him she hath
+brains enough to entangle him. Two or three houres we were in her
+company, going into Sir H. Finche's garden, and seeing the fountayne,
+and singing there with the ladies, and a mighty fine cool place it is,
+with a great laver of water in the middle and the bravest place for
+musique I ever heard. After much mirthe, discoursing to the ladies
+in defence of the city against the country or court, and giving them
+occasion to invite themselves to-morrow to me to dinner, to my venison
+pasty, I got their mother's leave, and so good night, very well
+pleased with my day's work, and, above all, that I have seen my Lord's
+mistresse. So home to supper, and a little at my office, and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th. Up and by appointment with Captain Witham (the Captain that
+brought the newes of the disaster at Tangier, where my Lord Tiviott was
+slain) and Mr. Tooker to Beares Quay, and there saw and more afterward
+at the several grannarys several parcels of oates, and strange it is to
+hear how it will heat itself if laid up green and not often turned. We
+came not to any agreement, but did cheapen several parcels, and thence
+away, promising to send again to them. So to the Victualling office, and
+then home. And in our garden I got Captain Witham to tell me the whole
+story of my Lord Tiviott's misfortune; for he was upon the guard with
+his horse neare the towne, when at a distance he saw the enemy appear
+upon a hill, a mile and a half off, and made up to them, and with much
+ado escaped himself; but what became of my Lord he neither knows nor
+thinks that any body but the enemy can tell. Our losse was about four
+hundred. But he tells me that the greater wonder is that my Lord Tiviott
+met no sooner with such a disaster; for every day he did commit himself
+to more probable danger than this, for now he had the assurance of all
+his scouts that there was no enemy thereabouts; whereas he used every
+day to go out with two or three with him, to make his discoveries, in
+greater danger, and yet the man that could not endure to have anybody
+else to go a step out of order to endanger himself. He concludes him to
+be the man of the hardest fate to lose so much honour at one blow that
+ever was. His relation being done he parted; and so I home to look after
+things for dinner. And anon at noon comes Mr. Creed by chance, and by
+and by the three young ladies:&mdash;[Lord Sandwich's daughters.]&mdash;and
+very merry we were with our pasty, very well baked; and a good dish of
+roasted chickens; pease, lobsters, strawberries. And after dinner to
+cards: and about five o'clock, by water down to Greenwich; and up to the
+top of the hill, and there played upon the ground at cards. And so to
+the Cherry Garden, and then by water singing finely to the Bridge, and
+there landed; and so took boat again, and to Somersett House. And by
+this time, the tide being against us, it was past ten of the clock; and
+such a troublesome passage, in regard of my Lady Paulina's fearfullness,
+that in all my life I never did see any poor wretch in that condition.
+Being come hither, there waited for them their coach; but it being so
+late, I doubted what to do how to get them home. After half an hour's
+stay in the street, I sent my wife home by coach with Mr. Creed's boy;
+and myself and Creed in the coach home with them. But, Lord! the fear
+that my Lady Paulina was in every step of the way; and indeed at this
+time of the night it was no safe thing to go that road; so that I was
+even afeard myself, though I appeared otherwise.&mdash;We came safe, however,
+to their house, where all were abed; we knocked them up, my Lady and all
+the family being in bed. So put them into doors; and leaving them with
+the mayds, bade them good night, and then into the towne, Creed and I,
+it being about twelve o'clock and past; and to several houses, inns, but
+could get no lodging, all being in bed. At the last house, at last,
+we found some people drinking and roaring; and there got in, and after
+drinking, got an ill bed, where
+</p>
+<p>
+16th. I lay in my drawers and stockings and wastecoate till five of the
+clock, and so up; and being well pleased with our frolique, walked to
+Knightsbridge, and there eat a messe of creame, and so to St. James's,
+and there walked a little, and so I to White Hall, and took coach, and
+found my wife well got home last night, and now in bed. So I to the
+office, where all the morning, and at noon to the 'Change, so home and
+to my office, where Mr. Ackworth came to me (though he knows himself
+and I know him to be a very knave), yet he came to me to discover the
+knavery of other people like the most honest man in the world. However,
+good use I shall make of his discourse, for in this he is much in the
+right. He being gone I to the 'Change, Mr. Creed with me, after we had
+been by water to see a vessell we have hired to carry more soldiers to
+Tangier, and also visited a rope ground, wherein I learnt several useful
+things. The talk upon the 'Change is, that De Ruyter is dead, with
+fifty men of his own ship, of the plague, at Cales: that the Holland
+Embassador here do endeavour to sweeten us with fair words; and things
+likely to be peaceable. Home after I had spoke with my cozen Richard
+Pepys upon the 'Change, about supplying us with bewpers from Norwich,
+which I should be glad of, if cheap. So home to supper and bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+17th. Up, and to my office, where I dispatched much business, and then
+down by water to Woolwich to make a discovery of a cheate providing for
+us in the working of some of our own ground Tows into new cordage, to be
+sold to us for Riga cordage. Thence to Mr. Falconer's, where I met Sir
+W. Batten and Lady, and Captain Tinker, and there dined with them,
+and so to the Dockyarde and to Deptford by water, and there very long
+informing myself in the business of flags and bewpers and other things,
+and so home late, being weary, and full of good information to-day, but
+I perceive the corruptions of the Navy are of so many kinds that it is
+endless to look after them, especially while such a one as Sir W. Batten
+discourages every man that is honest. So home to my office, there very
+late, and then to supper and to bed mightily troubled in my mind to hear
+how Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes do labour all they can to abuse or
+enable others to abuse the King.
+</p>
+<p>
+18th. From morning till 11 at night (only a little at dinner at home)
+at my office very busy, setting many businesses in order to my great
+trouble, but great content in the end. So home to supper and to bed.
+Strange to see how pert Sir W. Pen is to-day newly come from Portsmouth
+with his head full of great reports of his service and the state of the
+ships there. When that is over he will be just as another man again or
+worse. But I wonder whence Mr. Coventry should take all this care for
+him, to send for him up only to look after his Irish business with my
+Lord Ormond and to get the Duke's leave for him to come with so much
+officiousness, when I am sure he knows him as well as I do as to his
+little service he do.
+</p>
+<p>
+19th (Lord's day). Up, and all the morning and afternoon (only at dinner
+at home) at my office doing many businesses for want of time on the week
+days. In the afternoon the greatest shower of rain of a sudden and the
+greatest and most continued thunder that ever I heard I think in my
+life. In the evening home to my wife, and there talked seriously of
+several of our family concernments, and among others of bringing Pall
+out of the country to us here to try to put her off, which I am very
+desirous, and my wife also of. So to supper, prayers, which I have of
+late too much omitted. So to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th. It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold,
+and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting
+off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain
+begins. Up and did several businesses, and so with my wife by water to
+White Hall, she to her father's, I to the Duke, where we did our usual
+business. And among other discourse of the Dutch, he was merrily saying
+how they print that Prince Rupert, Duke of Albemarle, and my Lord
+Sandwich, are to be Generalls; and soon after is to follow them "Vieux
+Pen;" and so the Duke called him in mirth Old Pen. They have, it seems,
+lately wrote to the King, to assure him that their setting-out ships
+were only to defend their fishing-trade, and to stay near home, not to
+annoy the King's subjects; and to desire that he would do the like with
+his ships: which the King laughs at, but yet is troubled they should
+think him such a child, to suffer them to bring home their fish and East
+India Company's ships, and then they will not care a fart for us. Thence
+to Westminster Hall, it being term time, meeting Mr. Dickering, he tells
+me how my Lady last week went to see Mrs. Becke, the mother; and by and
+by the daughter came in, but that my Lady do say herself, as he says,
+that she knew not for what reason, for she never knew they had a
+daughter, which I do not believe. She was troubled, and her heart did
+rise as soon as she appeared, and seems the most ugly woman that ever
+she saw. This if true were strange, but I believe it is not. Thence to
+my Lord's lodgings; and were merry with the young ladies, who make a
+great story of their appearing before their mother the morning after we
+carried them, the last week, home so late; and that their mother took it
+very well, at least without any anger. Here I heard how the rich widow,
+my Lady Gold, is married to one Neale, after he had received a box on
+the eare by her brother (who was there a sentinel, in behalf of some
+courtier) at the door; but made him draw, and wounded him. She called
+Neale up to her, and sent for a priest, married presently, and went to
+bed. The brother sent to the Court, and had a serjeant sent for Neale;
+but Neale sent for him up to be seen in bed, and she owned him for her
+husband: and so all is past. It seems Sir H. Bennet did look after her.
+My Lady very pleasant. After dinner came in Sir Thomas Crew and Mr.
+Sidney, lately come from France, who is growne a little, and a pretty
+youth he is; but not so improved as they did give him out to be, but
+like a child still. But yet I can perceive he hath good parts and good
+inclinations. Thence with Creed, who dined here, to Westminster to find
+out Mr. Hawly, and did, but he did not accept of my offer of his being
+steward to my Lord at sea. Thence alone to several places about my law
+businesses, and with good success; at last I to Mr. Townsend at the
+Wardrobe, and received kind words from him to be true to me against
+Captain Ferrers his endeavours to get the place from my father as my
+Lord hath promised him. Here met Will. Howe, and he went forth with me;
+and by water back to White Hall to wait on my Lord, who is come back
+from Hinchinbroke; where he has been about 4 or 5 days. But I was never
+more vexed to see how an over-officious visitt is received, for
+he received me with as little concernment as in the middle of his
+discontent, and a fool I am to be of so servile a humour, and vexed with
+that consideration I took coach home, and could not get it off my mind
+all night. To supper and to bed, my wife finding fault with Besse for
+her calling upon Jane that lived with us, and there heard Mrs. Harper
+and her talk ill of us and not told us of it. With which I was also
+vexed, and told her soundly of it till she cried, poor wench, and I hope
+without dissimulation, and yet I cannot tell; however, I was glad to see
+in what manner she received it, and so to sleep.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st. Being weary yesterday with walking I sleep long, and at last up
+and to the office, where all the morning. At home to dinner, Mr. Deane
+with me. After dinner I to White Hall (setting down my wife by the
+way) to a Committee of Tangier, where the Duke of Yorke, I perceive, do
+attend the business very well, much better than any man there or most
+of them, and my [mind] eased of some trouble I lay under for fear of his
+thinking ill of me from the bad successe in the setting forth of these
+crew men to Tangier. Thence with Mr. Creed, and walked in the Parke, and
+so to the New Exchange, meeting Mr. Moore, and he with us. I shewed him
+no friendly look, but he took no notice to me of the Wardrobe business,
+which vexes me. I perceive by him my Lord's business of his family and
+estate goes very ill, and runs in debt mightily. I would to God I were
+clear of it, both as to my owne money and the bond of L1000, which I
+stand debtor for him in, to my cozen Thomas Pepys. Thence by coach home
+and to my office a little, and so to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+22nd. Up and I found Mr. Creed below, who staid with me a while,
+and then I to business all the morning. At noon to the 'Change and
+Coffee-house, where great talke of the Dutch preparing of sixty sayle of
+ships. The plague grows mightily among them, both at sea and land. From
+the 'Change to dinner to Trinity House with Sir W. Rider and Cutler,
+where a very good dinner. Here Sir G. Ascue dined also, who I perceive
+desires to make himself known among the seamen. Thence home, there
+coming to me my Lord Peterborough's Sollicitor with a letter from him to
+desire present dispatch in his business of freight, and promises me L50,
+which is good newes, and I hope to do his business readily for him. This
+much rejoiced me. All the afternoon at his business, and late at night
+comes the Sollicitor again, and I with him at 9 o'clock to Mr. Povy's,
+and there acquainted him with the business. The money he won't pay
+without warrant, but that will be got done in a few days. So home by
+coach and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+23rd. Up, and to the office, and there we sat all the morning. So to
+the 'Change, and then home to dinner and to my office, where till 10
+at night very busy, and so home to supper and to bed. My cozen, Thomas
+Pepys, was with me yesterday and I took occasion to speak to him about
+the bond I stand bound for my Lord Sandwich to him in L1000. I did very
+plainly, obliging him to secrecy, tell him how the matter stands, yet
+with all duty to my Lord my resolution to be bound for whatever he
+desires me for him, yet that I would be glad he had any other security.
+I perceive by Mr. Moore today that he hath been with my Lord, and my
+Lord how he takes it I know not, but he is looking after other security
+and I am mighty glad of it. W. Howe was with me this afternoon, to
+desire some things to be got ready for my Lord against his going down to
+his ship, which will be soon; for it seems the King and both the Queenes
+intend to visit him. The Lord knows how my Lord will get out of this
+charge; for Mr. Moore tells me to-day that he is L10,000 in debt and
+this will, with many other things that daily will grow upon him (while
+he minds his pleasure as he do), set him further backward. But it was
+pretty this afternoon to hear W. Howe mince the matter, and say that he
+do believe that my Lord is in debt L2000 or L3000, and then corrected
+himself and said, No, not so, but I am afraid he is in debt L1000. I
+pray God gets me well rid of his Lordship as to his debt, and I care
+not.
+</p>
+<p>
+24th. Up and out with Captain Witham in several places again to look for
+oats for Tangier, and among other places to the City granarys, where
+it seems every company have their granary and obliged to keep such a
+quantity of corne always there or at a time of scarcity to issue so much
+at so much a bushell: and a fine thing it is to see their stores of
+all sorts, for piles for the bridge, and for pipes, a thing I never saw
+before.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [From the commencement of the reign of Henry VIII., or perhaps
+ earlier, it was the custom of the City of London to provide against
+ scarcity, by requiring each of the chartered Companies to keep in
+ store a certain quantity of corn, which was to be renewed from time
+ to time, and when required for that purpose, produced in the market
+ for sale, at such times and prices, and in such quantities, as the
+ Lord Mayor or Common Council should direct. See the report of a
+ case in the Court of Chancery, "Attorney-General v. Haberdashers'
+ Company" (Mylne and Keens "Reports," vol. i., p. 420).&mdash;B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+Thence to the office, and there busy all the morning. At noon to my
+uncle Wight's, and there dined, my wife being there all the morning.
+After dinner to White Hall; and there met with Mr. Pierce, and he showed
+me the Queene's bed-chamber, and her closett, where she had nothing but
+some pretty pious pictures, and books of devotion; and her holy water at
+her head as she sleeps, with her clock by her bed-side, wherein a lamp
+burns that tells her the time of the night at any time. Thence with him
+to the Parke, and there met the Queene coming from Chappell, with her
+Mayds of Honour, all in silver-lace gowns again: which is new to me, and
+that which I did not think would have been brought up again. Thence he
+carried me to the King's closett: where such variety of pictures, and
+other things of value and rarity, that I was properly confounded and
+enjoyed no pleasure in the sight of them; which is the only time in my
+life that ever I was so at a loss for pleasure, in the greatest plenty
+of objects to give it me. Thence home, calling in many places and doing
+abundance of errands to my great content, and at night weary home, where
+Mr. Creed waited for me, and he and I walked in the garden, where
+he told me he is now in a hurry fitting himself for sea, and that it
+remains that he deals as an ingenuous man with me in the business I wot
+of, which he will do before he goes. But I perceive he will have me do
+many good turns for him first, both as to his bills coming to him in
+this office, and also in his absence at the Committee of Tangier, which
+I promise, and as he acquits himself to me I will willingly do. I would
+I knew the worst of it, what it is he intends, that so I may either quit
+my hands of him or continue my kindness still to him.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th. We staid late, and he lay with me all night and rose very merry
+talking, and excellent company he is, that is the truth of it, and a
+most cunning man. He being gone I to the office, where we sat all the
+morning. At noon to dinner, and then to my office busy, and by and by
+home with Mr. Deane to a lesson upon raising a Bend of Timbers,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [This seems to refer to knee timber, of which there was not a
+ sufficient supply. A proposal was made to produce this bent wood
+ artificially: "June 22, 1664. Sir William Petty intimated that it
+ seemed by the scarcity and greater rate of knee timber that nature
+ did not furnish crooked wood enough for building: wherefore he
+ thought it would be fit to raise by art, so much of it in
+ proportion, as to reduce it to an equal rate with strait timber"
+ (Birch's "History of the Royal Society,")]
+</pre>
+<p>
+and he being gone I to the office, and there came Captain Taylor, and he
+and I home, and I have done all very well with him as to the business of
+the last trouble, so that come what will come my name will be clear of
+any false dealing with him. So to my office again late, and then to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th (Lord's day). Up, and Sir J. Minnes set me down at my Lord
+Sandwich's, where I waited till his coming down, when he came, too,
+could find little to say to me but only a general question or two, and
+so good-bye. Here his little daughter, my Lady Katharine was brought,
+who is lately come from my father's at Brampton, to have her cheek
+looked after, which is and hath long been sore. But my Lord will rather
+have it be as it is, with a scarr in her face, than endanger it being
+worse by tampering. He being gone, I went home, a little troubled to see
+he minds me no more, and with Creed called at several churches, which,
+God knows, are supplied with very young men, and the churches very
+empty; so home and at our owne church looked in, and there heard one
+preach whom Sir W. Pen brought, which he desired us yesterday to hear,
+that had been his chaplin in Ireland, a very silly fellow. So home
+and to dinner, and after dinner a frolique took us, we would go this
+afternoon to the Hope; so my wife dressed herself, and, with good
+victuals and drink, we took boat presently and the tide with us got
+down, but it was night, and the tide spent by the time we got to
+Gravesend; so there we stopped, but went not on shore, only Creed, to
+get some cherries,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Pliny tells us that cherries were introduced into Britain by the
+ Romans, and Lydgate alludes to them as sold in the London streets.
+ Richard Haines, fruiterer to Henry VI IL, imported a number of
+ cherry trees from Flanders, and planted them at Tenham, in Kent.
+ Hence the fame of the Kentish cherries.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+and send a letter to the Hope, where the Fleete lies. And so, it being
+rainy, and thundering mightily, and lightning, we returned. By and
+by the evening turned mighty clear and moonshine; we got with great
+pleasure home, about twelve o'clock, which did much please us, Creed
+telling pretty stories in the boat. He lay with me all night.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th. Up, and he and I walked to Paul's Church yard, and there saw Sir
+Harry Spillman's book, and I bespoke it and others, and thence we took
+coach, and he to my Lord's and I to St. James's, where we did our usual
+business, and thence I home and dined, and then by water to Woolwich,
+and there spent the afternoon till night under pretence of buying
+Captain Blackman's house and grounds, and viewing the ground took notice
+of Clothiers' cordage with which he, I believe, thinks to cheat the
+King. That being done I by water home, it being night first, and there I
+find our new mayd Jane come, a cook mayd. So to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th. Up, and this day put on a half shirt first this summer, it being
+very hot; and yet so ill-tempered I am grown, that I am afeard I shall
+catch cold, while all the world is ready to melt away. To the office
+all the morning, at noon to dinner at home, then to my office till the
+evening, then out about several businesses and then by appointment to
+the 'Change, and thence with my uncle Wight to the Mum house, and there
+drinking, he do complain of his wife most cruel as the most troublesome
+woman in the world, and how she will have her will, saying she brought
+him a portion and God knows what. By which, with many instances more, I
+perceive they do live a sad life together. Thence to the Mitre and there
+comes Dr. Burnett to us and Mr. Maes, but the meeting was chiefly to
+bring the Doctor and me together, and there I began to have his advice
+about my disease, and then invited him to my house: and I am resolved
+to put myself into his hands. Here very late, but I drank nothing, nor
+will, though he do advise me to take care of cold drinks. So home and to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th. Up, and Mr. Shepley came to me, who is lately come to town; among
+other things I hear by him how the children are sent for away from my
+father's, but he says without any great discontent. I am troubled there
+should be this occasion of difference, and yet I am glad they are gone,
+lest it should have come to worse. He tells me how my brave dogg I did
+give him, going out betimes one morning to Huntington, was set upon by
+five other doggs, and worried to pieces, of which I am a little, and
+he the most sorry I ever saw man for such a thing. Forth with him and
+walked a good way talking, then parted and I to the Temple, and to
+my cozen Roger Pepys, and thence by water to Westminster to see Dean
+Honiwood, whom I had not visited a great while. He is a good-natured,
+but a very weak man, yet a Dean, and a man in great esteem. Thence
+walked to my Lord Sandwich's, and there dined, my Lord there. He was
+pleasant enough at table with me, but yet without any discourse of
+business, or any regard to me when dinner was over, but fell to cards,
+and my Lady and I sat two hours alone, talking of the condition of
+her family's being greatly in debt, and many children now coming up to
+provide for. I did give her my sense very plain of it, which she took
+well and carried further than myself, to the bemoaning their condition,
+and remembering how finely things were ordered about six years ago, when
+I lived there and my Lord at sea every year. Thence home, doing several
+errands by the way. So to my office, and there till late at night, Mr.
+Comander coming to me for me to sign and seal the new draft of my will,
+which I did do, I having altered something upon the death of my brother
+Tom. So home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+30th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home
+to dinner, Mr. Wayth with me, and by and by comes in Mr. Falconer and
+his wife and dined with us, the first time she was ever here. We had a
+pretty good dinner, very merry in discourse, sat after dinner an hour or
+two, then down by water to Deptford and Woolwich about getting of some
+business done which I was bound to by my oath this month, and though
+in some things I have not come to the height of my vow of doing all my
+business in paying all my petty debts and receipt of all my petty monies
+due to me, yet I bless God I am not conscious of any neglect in me that
+they are not done, having not minded my pleasure at all, and so being
+resolved to take no manner of pleasure till it be done, I doubt not God
+will forgive me for not forfeiting the L10 promised. Walked back from
+Woolwich to Greenwich all alone, save a man that had a cudgell in his
+hand, and, though he told me he laboured in the King's yarde, and many
+other good arguments that he is an honest man, yet, God forgive me! I
+did doubt he might knock me on the head behind with his club. But I got
+safe home. Then to the making up my month's accounts, and find myself
+still a gainer and rose to L951, for which God be blessed. I end the
+month with my mind full of business and some sorrow that I have not
+exactly performed all my vowes, though my not doing is not my fault, and
+shall be made good out of my first leisure. Great doubts yet whether the
+Dutch wary go on or no. The Fleet ready in the Hope, of twelve sayle.
+The King and Queenes go on board, they say, on Saturday next. Young
+children of my Lord Sandwich gone with their mayds from my mother's,
+which troubles me, it being, I hear from Mr. Shepley, with great
+discontent, saying, that though they buy good meate, yet can never have
+it before it stinks, which I am ashamed of.
+</p>
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+<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
+
+<h2>
+ JULY 1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+July 1st. Up and within all the morning, first bringing down my Tryangle
+to my chamber below, having a new frame made proper for it to stand on.
+By and by comes Dr. Burnett, who assures me that I have an ulcer either
+in the kidneys or bladder, for my water, which he saw yesterday, he is
+sure the sediment is not slime gathered by heat, but is a direct pusse.
+He did write me down some direction what to do for it, but not with the
+satisfaction I expected.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ Dr. Burnett's advice to mee.
+
+ The Originall is fyled among my letters.
+
+ Take of ye Rootes of Marsh-Mallows foure ounces, of Cumfry, of
+ Liquorish, of each two ounces, of ye Mowers of St. John's Wort two
+ Handsfull, of ye Leaves of Plantan, of Alehoofe, of each three
+ handfulls, of Selfeheale, of Red Roses, of each one Handfull, of
+ Cynament, of Nutmegg, of each halfe an ounce. Beate them well, then
+ powre upon them one Quart of old Rhenish wine, and about Six houres
+ after strayne it and clarify it with ye white of an Egge, and with a
+ sufficient quantity of sugar, boyle it to ye consistence of a Syrrup
+ and reserve it for use.
+
+ Dissolve one spoonefull of this Syrrup in every draught of Ale or
+ beere you drink.
+
+ Morning and evening swallow ye quantity of an hazle-nutt of Cyprus
+ Terebintine.
+
+ If you are bound or have a fit of ye Stone eate an ounce of Cassia
+ new drawne, from ye poynt of a knife.
+
+ Old Canary or Malaga wine you may drinke to three or 4 glasses, but
+ noe new wine, and what wine you drinke, lett it bee at meales.-[From
+ a slip of paper inserted in the Diary at this place.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+I did give him a piece, with good hopes, however, that his advice will
+be of use to me, though it is strange that Mr. Hollyard should never say
+one word of this ulcer in all his life to me. He being gone, I to the
+'Change, and thence home to dinner, and so to my office, busy till
+the evening, and then by agreement came Mr. Hill and Andrews and one
+Cheswicke, a maister who plays very well upon the Spinette, and we sat
+singing Psalms till 9 at night, and so broke up with great pleasure,
+and very good company it is, and I hope I shall now and then have their
+company. They being gone, I to my office till towards twelve o'clock,
+and then home and to bed. Upon the 'Change, this day, I saw how
+uncertain the temper of the people is, that, from our discharging of
+about 200 that lay idle, having nothing to do, upon some of our ships,
+which were ordered to be fitted for service, and their works are now
+done, the towne do talk that the King discharges all his men, 200
+yesterday and 800 to-day, and that now he hath got L100,000 in his hand,
+he values not a Dutch warr. But I undeceived a great many, telling them
+how it is.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and there, which is strange, I could meet with nobody that
+I could invite home to my venison pasty, but only Mr. Alsopp and Mr.
+Lanyon, whom I invited last night, and a friend they brought along with
+them. So home and with our venison pasty we had other good meat and good
+discourse. After dinner sat close to discourse about our business of
+the victualling of the garrison of Tangier, taking their prices of all
+provisions, and I do hope to order it so that they and I also may get
+something by it, which do much please me, for I hope I may get nobly and
+honestly with profit to the King. They being gone came Sir W. Warren,
+and he and I discoursed long about the business of masts, and then in
+the evening to my office, where late writing letters, and then home to
+look over some Brampton papers, which I am under an oathe to dispatch
+before I spend one half houre in any pleasure or go to bed before 12
+o'clock, to which, by the grace of God, I will be true. Then to bed.
+When I came home I found that to-morrow being Sunday I should gain
+nothing by doing it to-night, and to-morrow I can do it very well
+and better than to-night. I went to bed before my time, but with a
+resolution of doing the thing to better purpose to-morrow.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd (Lord's day). Up and ready, and all the morning in my chamber
+looking over and settling some Brampton businesses. At noon to dinner,
+where the remains of yesterday's venison and a couple of brave green
+geese, which we are fain to eat alone, because they will not keepe,
+which troubled us. After dinner I close to my business, and before the
+evening did end it with great content, and my mind eased by it. Then up
+and spent the evening walking with my wife talking, and it thundering
+and lightning all the evening, and this yeare have had the most of
+thunder and lightning they say of any in man's memory, and so it is, it
+seems, in France and everywhere else. So to prayers and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+4th. Up, and many people with me about business, and then out to several
+places, and so at noon to my Lord Crew's, and there dined and very much
+made of there by him. He offered me the selling of some land of his in
+Cambridgeshire, a purchase of about L1000, and if I can compass it I
+will. After dinner I walked homeward, still doing business by the way,
+and at home find my wife this day of her owne accord to have lain
+out 25s. upon a pair of pendantes for her eares, which did vex me and
+brought both me and her to very high and very foule words from her
+to me, such as trouble me to think she should have in her mouth, and
+reflecting upon our old differences, which I hate to have remembered. I
+vowed to breake them, or that she should go and get what she could for
+them again. I went with that resolution out of doors; the poor wretch
+afterwards in a little while did send out to change them for her money
+again. I followed Besse her messenger at the 'Change, and there
+did consult and sent her back; I would not have them changed, being
+satisfied that she yielded. So went home, and friends again as to that
+business; but the words I could not get out of my mind, and so went to
+bed at night discontented, and she came to bed to me, but all would not
+make me friends, but sleep and rise in the morning angry. This day the
+King and the Queene went to visit my Lord Sandwich and the fleete, going
+forth in the Hope.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ ["Their Majesties were treated at Tilbury Hope by the Earl of
+ Sandwich, returning the same day, abundantly satisfied both with the
+ dutiful respects of that honourable person and with the excellent
+ condition of all matters committed to his charge" ("The Newes," July
+ 7th, 1664).&mdash;B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+5th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the 'Change
+a little, then with W. Howe home and dined. So after dinner to my
+office, and there busy till late at night, having had among other things
+much discourse with young Gregory about the Chest business, wherein Sir
+W. Batten is so great a knave, and also with Alsop and Lanyon about the
+Tangier victualling, wherein I hope to get something for myself. Late
+home to supper and to bed, being full of thoughts of a sudden resolution
+this day taken upon the 'Change of going down to-morrow to the Hope.
+</p>
+<p>
+6th. Up very betimes, and my wife also, and got us ready; and about
+eight o'clock, having got some bottles of wine and beer and neat's
+tongues, we went to our barge at the Towre, where Mr. Pierce and his
+wife, and a kinswoman and his sister, and Mrs. Clerke and her sister and
+cozen were to expect us; and so set out for the Hope, all the way down
+playing at cards and other sports, spending our time pretty merry. Come
+to the Hope about one and there showed them all the ships, and had a
+collacion of anchovies, gammon, &amp;c., and after an houre's stay or more,
+embarked again for home; and so to cards and other sports till we came
+to Greenwich, and there Mrs. Clerke and my wife and I on shore to an
+alehouse, for them to do their business, and so to the barge again,
+having shown them the King's pleasure boat; and so home to the Bridge,
+bringing night home with us; and it rained hard, but we got them on foot
+to the Beare, and there put them into a boat, and I back to my wife in
+the barge, and so to the Tower Wharf and home, being very well pleased
+today with the company, especially Mrs. Pierce, who continues her
+complexion as well as ever, and hath, at this day, I think, the best
+complexion that ever I saw on any woman, young or old, or child either,
+all days of my life. Also Mrs. Clerke's kinswoman sings very prettily,
+but is very confident in it; Mrs. Clerke herself witty, but spoils all
+in being so conceited and making so great a flutter with a few fine
+clothes and some bad tawdry things worne with them. But the charge of
+the barge lies heavy upon me, which troubles me, but it is but once, and
+I may make Pierce do me some courtesy as great. Being come home, I weary
+to bed with sitting. The reason of Dr. Clerke's not being here was the
+King's being sicke last night and let blood, and so he durst not come
+away to-day.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th. Up, and this day begun, the first day this year, to put off my
+linnen waistcoat, but it happening to be a cool day I was afraid of
+taking cold, which troubles me, and is the greatest pain I have in the
+world to think of my bad temper of my health. At the office all the
+morning. Dined at home, to my office to prepare some things against a
+Committee of Tangier this afternoon. So to White Hall, and there found
+the Duke and twenty more reading their commission (of which I am, and
+was also sent to, to come) for the Royall Fishery, which is very large,
+and a very serious charter it is; but the company generally so ill
+fitted for so serious a worke that I do much fear it will come to
+little. That being done, and not being able to do any thing for lacke
+of an oathe for the Governor and Assistants to take, we rose. Then our
+Committee for the Tangier victualling met and did a little, and so up,
+and I and Mr. Coventry walked in the garden half an hour, talking of
+the business of our masts, and thence away and with Creed walked half an
+hour or more in the Park, and thence to the New Exchange to drink some
+creame, but missed it and so parted, and I home, calling by the way
+for my new bookes, viz., Sir H. Spillman's "Whole Glossary," "Scapula's
+Lexicon," and Shakespeare's plays, which I have got money out of my
+stationer's bills to pay for. So home and to my office a while, and then
+home and to bed, finding myself pretty well for all my waistecoate being
+put off to-day. The king is pretty well to-day, though let blood the
+night before yesterday.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th. Up and called out by my Lord Peterborough's gentleman to Mr. Povy's
+to discourse about getting of his money, wherein I am concerned in hopes
+of the L50 my Lord hath promised me, but I dare not reckon myself sure
+of it till I have it in my main,&mdash;[hand.]&mdash;for these Lords are hard to
+be trusted. Though I well deserve it. I staid at Povy's for his
+coming in, and there looked over his stables and every thing, but
+notwithstanding all the times I have been there I do yet find many fine
+things to look on. Thence to White Hall a little, to hear how the King
+do, he not having been well these three days. I find that he is pretty
+well again. So to Paul's Churchyarde about my books, and to the binder's
+and directed the doing of my Chaucer,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [This was Speght's edition of 1602, which is still in the Pepysian
+ Library. The book is bound in calf, with brass clasps and bosses.
+ It is not lettered.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+though they were not full neate enough for me, but pretty well it is;
+and thence to the clasp-maker's to have it clasped and bossed. So to the
+'Change and home to dinner, and so to my office till 5 o'clock, and then
+came Mr. Hill and Andrews, and we sung an houre or two. Then broke
+up and Mr. Alsop and his company came and consulted about our Tangier
+victualling and brought it to a good head. So they parted, and I to
+supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+9th. Up, and at the office all the morning. In the afternoon by coach
+with Sir J. Minnes to White Hall, and there to a Committee for Fishing;
+but the first thing was swearing to be true to the Company, and we
+were all sworne; but a great dispute we had, which, methought, is very
+ominous to the Company; some, that we should swear to be true to the
+best of our power, and others to the best of our understanding; and
+carried in the last, though in that we are the least able to serve the
+Company, because we would not be obliged to attend the business when we
+can, but when we list. This consideration did displease me, but it was
+voted and so went. We did nothing else, but broke up till a Committee
+of Guinny was set and ended, and then met again for Tangier, and there
+I did my business about my Lord Peterborough's order and my own for my
+expenses for the garrison lately. So home, by the way calling for my
+Chaucer and other books, and that is well done to my mind, which pleased
+me well. So to my office till late writing letters, and so home to my
+wife to supper and bed, where we have not lain together because of the
+heat of the weather a good while, but now against her going into the
+country.
+</p>
+<p>
+10th (Lord's day). Up and by water, towards noon, to Somersett House,
+and walked to my Lord Sandwich's, and there dined with my Lady and the
+children. And after some ordinary discourse with my Lady, after dinner
+took our leaves and my wife hers, in order to her going to the country
+to-morrow. But my Lord took not occasion to speak one word of my father
+or mother about the children at all, which I wonder at, and begin I will
+not. Here my Lady showed us my Lady Castlemayne's picture, finely done;
+given my Lord; and a most beautiful picture it is. Thence with my Lady
+Jemimah and Mr. Sidney to St. Gyles's Church, and there heard a long,
+poore sermon. Thence set them down and in their coach to Kate Joyce's
+christening, where much company, good service of sweetmeates; and after
+an houre's stay, left them, and in my Lord's coach&mdash;his noble, rich
+coach&mdash;home, and there my wife fell to putting things in order against
+her going to-morrow, and I to read, and so to bed, where I not well, and
+so had no pleasure at all with my poor wife.
+</p>
+<p>
+11th. But betimes up this morning, and, getting ready, we by coach to
+Holborne, where, at nine o'clock, they set out, and I and my man Will on
+horseback, by my wife, to Barnett; a very pleasant day; and there dined
+with her company, which was very good; a pretty gentlewoman with her,
+that goes but to Huntington, and a neighbour to us in towne. Here we
+staid two hours and then parted for all together, and my poor wife I
+shall soon want I am sure. Thence I and Will to see the Wells, half a
+mile off,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [The mineral springs at Barnet Common, nearly a mile to the west of
+ High Barnet. The discovery of the wells was announced in the
+ "Perfect Diurnall" of June 5th, 1652, and Fuller, writing in 1662,
+ says that there are hopes that the waters may "save as many lives as
+ were lost in the fatal battle at Barnet" ("Worthies," Herts). A
+ pamphlet on "The Barnet Well Water" was published by the Rev. W. M.
+ Trinder, M.D., as late as the year 1800, but in 1840 the old well-
+ house was pulled down.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+and there I drank three glasses, and went and walked and came back and
+drunk two more; the woman would have had me drink three more; but I
+could not, my belly being full, but this wrought very well, and so we
+rode home, round by Kingsland, Hackney, and Mile End till we were quite
+weary, and my water working at least 7 or 8 times upon the road, which
+pleased me well, and so home weary, and not being very well, I betimes
+to bed, and there fell into a most mighty sweat in the night, about
+eleven o'clock, and there, knowing what money I have in the house and
+hearing a noyse, I begun to sweat worse and worse, till I melted almost
+to water. I rung, and could not in half an houre make either of the
+wenches hear me, and this made me fear the more, lest they might be
+gaga; and then I begun to think that there was some design in a stone
+being flung at the window over our stayres this evening, by which the
+thiefes meant to try what looking there would be after them and know
+our company. These thoughts and fears I had, and do hence apprehend the
+fears of all rich men that are covetous and have much money by them.
+At last Jane rose, and then I understand it was only the dogg wants a
+lodging and so made a noyse. So to bed, but hardly slept, at last did,
+and so till morning,
+</p>
+<p>
+12th. And so rose, called up by my Lord Peterborough's gentleman about
+getting his Lord's money to-day of Mr. Povy, wherein I took such order,
+that it was paid, and I had my L50 brought me, which comforts my heart.
+We sat at the office all the morning, then at home. Dined alone; sad for
+want of company and not being very well, and know not how to eat alone.
+After dinner down with Sir G. Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, and Sir W. Batten
+to view, and did like a place by Deptford yard to lay masts in. By
+and by comes Mr. Coventry, and after a little stay he and I down to
+Blackwall, he having a mind to see the yarde, which we did, and fine
+storehouses there are and good docks, but of no great profit to him that
+oweth them for ought we see.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [For "owneth." This sense is very common in Shakespeare. In the
+ original edition of the authorized version of the Bible we read: "So
+ shall the Jews at Jerusalem bind the man that oweth this girdle"
+ (Acts xxi. I i) Nares's Glossary.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+So home by water with him, having good discourse by the way, and so I to
+the office a while, and late home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th. Up and to my office, at noon (after having at an alehouse hard
+by discoursed with one Mr. Tyler, a neighbour, and one Captain Sanders
+about the discovery of some pursers that have sold their provisions) I
+to my Lord Sandwich, thinking to have dined there, but they not dining
+at home, I with Captain Ferrers to Mr. Barwell the King's Squire Sadler,
+where about this time twelvemonths I dined before at a good venison
+pasty. The like we had now, and very good company, Mr. Tresham and
+others. Thence to White Hall to the Fishery, and there did little. So
+by water home, and there met Lanyon, &amp;c., about Tangier matters, and
+so late to my office, and thence home and to bed. Mr. Moore was with me
+late to desire me to come to my Lord Sandwich tomorrow morning, which I
+shall, but I wonder what my business is.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th. My mind being doubtful what the business should be, I rose a
+little after four o'clock, and abroad. Walked to my Lord's, and nobody
+up, but the porter rose out of bed to me so I back again to Fleete
+Streete, and there bought a little book of law; and thence, hearing a
+psalm sung, I went into St. Dunstan's, and there heard prayers read,
+which, it seems, is done there every morning at six o'clock; a thing I
+never did do at a chappell, but the College Chappell, in all my life.
+Thence to my Lord's again, and my Lord being up, was sent for up, and
+he and I alone. He did begin with a most solemn profession of the same
+confidence in and love for me that he ever had, and then told me what a
+misfortune was fallen upon me and him: in me, by a displeasure which my
+Lord Chancellor did show to him last night against me, in the highest
+and most passionate manner that ever any man did speak, even to the not
+hearing of any thing to be said to him: but he told me, that he did say
+all that could be said for a man as to my faithfullnesse and duty to his
+Lordship, and did me the greatest right imaginable. And what should the
+business be, but that I should be forward to have the trees in Clarendon
+Park marked and cut down, which he, it seems, hath bought of my Lord
+Albemarle; when, God knows! I am the most innocent man in the world in
+it, and did nothing of myself, nor knew of his concernment therein, but
+barely obeyed my Lord Treasurer's warrant for the doing thereof. And
+said that I did most ungentlemanlike with him, and had justified the
+rogues in cutting down a tree of his; and that I had sent the veriest
+Fanatique [Deane] that is in England to mark them, on purpose to
+nose&mdash;[provoke]&mdash;him. All which, I did assure my Lord, was most properly
+false, and nothing like it true; and told my Lord the whole passage. My
+Lord do seem most nearly affected; he is partly, I believe, for me, and
+partly for himself. So he advised me to wait presently upon my Lord, and
+clear myself in the most perfect manner I could, with all submission and
+assurance that I am his creature both in this and all other things; and
+that I do owne that all I have, is derived through my Lord Sandwich from
+his Lordship. So, full of horror, I went, and found him busy in tryals
+of law in his great room; and it being Sitting-day, durst not stay, but
+went to my Lord and told him so: whereupon he directed me to take him
+after dinner; and so away I home, leaving my Lord mightily concerned for
+me. I to the office, and there sat busy all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and from the 'Change over with Alsopp and the others to the
+Pope's Head tavern, and there staid a quarter of an hour, and concluded
+upon this, that in case I got them no more than 3s. per week per man
+I should have of them but L150 per ann., but to have it without any
+adventure or charge, but if I got them 3s. 2d., then they would give me
+L300 in the like manner. So I directed them to draw up their tender in
+a line or two against the afternoon, and to meet me at White Hall. So
+I left them, and I to my Lord Chancellor's; and there coming out after
+dinner I accosted him, telling him that I was the unhappy Pepys that
+had fallen into his high displeasure, and come to desire him to give me
+leave to make myself better understood to his Lordship, assuring him
+of my duty and service. He answered me very pleasingly, that he was
+confident upon the score of my Lord Sandwich's character of me, but that
+he had reason to think what he did, and desired me to call upon him some
+evening: I named to-night, and he accepted of it. So with my heart light
+I to White Hall, and there after understanding by a stratagem, and yet
+appearing wholly desirous not to understand Mr. Gauden's price when he
+desired to show it me, I went down and ordered matters in our tender
+so well that at the meeting by and by I was ready with Mr. Gauden's
+and his, both directed him a letter to me to give the board their two
+tenders, but there being none but the Generall Monk and Mr. Coventry and
+Povy and I, I did not think fit to expose them to view now, but put it
+off till Saturday, and so with good content rose. Thence I to the Half
+Moone, against the 'Change, to acquaint Lanyon and his friends of our
+proceedings, and thence to my Lord Chancellor's, and there heard several
+tryals, wherein I perceive my Lord is a most able and ready man. After
+all done, he himself called, "Come, Mr. Pepys, you and I will take a
+turn in the garden." So he was led down stairs, having the goute, and
+there walked with me, I think, above an houre, talking most friendly,
+yet cunningly. I told him clearly how things were; how ignorant I was
+of his Lordship's concernment in it; how I did not do nor say one word
+singly, but what was done was the act of the whole Board. He told me by
+name that he was more angry with Sir G. Carteret than with me, and also
+with the whole body of the Board. But thinking who it was of the Board
+that knew him least, he did place his fear upon me; but he finds that
+he is indebted to none of his friends there. I think I did thoroughly
+appease him, till he thanked me for my desire and pains to satisfy him;
+and upon my desiring to be directed who I should of his servants advise
+with about this business, he told me nobody, but would be glad to hear
+from me himself. He told me he would not direct me in any thing, that it
+might not be said that the Lord Chancellor did labour to abuse the King;
+or (as I offered) direct the suspending the Report of the Purveyors but
+I see what he means, and I will make it my worke to do him service
+in it. But, Lord! to see how he is incensed against poor Deane, as a
+fanatique rogue, and I know not what: and what he did was done in spite
+to his Lordship, among all his friends and tenants. He did plainly say
+that he would not direct me in any thing, for he would not put himself
+into the power of any man to say that he did so and so; but plainly
+told me as if he would be glad I did something. Lord! to see how we poor
+wretches dare not do the King good service for fear of the greatness of
+these men. He named Sir G. Carteret, and Sir J. Minnes, and the rest;
+and that he was as angry with them all as me. But it was pleasant to
+think that, while he was talking to me, comes into the garden Sir G.
+Carteret; and my Lord avoided speaking with him, and made him and many
+others stay expecting him, while I walked up and down above an houre, I
+think; and would have me walk with my hat on. And yet, after all this,
+there has been so little ground for this his jealousy of me, that I am
+sometimes afeard that he do this only in policy to bring me to his side
+by scaring me; or else, which is worse, to try how faithfull I would
+be to the King; but I rather think the former of the two. I parted with
+great assurance how I acknowledged all I had to come from his Lordship;
+which he did not seem to refuse, but with great kindness and respect
+parted. So I by coach home, calling at my Lord's, but he not within. At
+my office late, and so home to eat something, being almost starved for
+want of eating my dinner to-day, and so to bed, my head being full of
+great and many businesses of import to me.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th. Up, and to my Lord Sandwich's; where he sent for me up, and I
+did give my Lord an account of what had passed with my Lord Chancellor
+yesterday; with which he was well pleased, and advised me by all means
+to study in the best manner I could to serve him in this business. After
+this discourse ended, he begun to tell me that he had now pitched upon
+his day of going to sea upon Monday next, and that he would now give me
+an account how matters are with him. He told me that his work now in the
+world is only to keep up his interest at Court, having little hopes
+to get more considerably, he saying that he hath now about L8,000 per
+annum. It is true, he says, he oweth about L10,000; but he hath been at
+great charges in getting things to this pass in his estate; besides his
+building and good goods that he hath bought. He says he hath now evened
+his reckonings at the Wardrobe till Michaelmas last, and hopes to finish
+it to Ladyday before he goes. He says now there is due, too, L7,000 to
+him there, if he knew how to get it paid, besides L2000 that Mr. Montagu
+do owe him. As to his interest, he says that he hath had all the injury
+done him that ever man could have by another bosom friend that knows
+all his secrets, by Mr. Montagu; but he says that the worst of it all
+is past, and he gone out and hated, his very person by the King, and he
+believes the more upon the score of his carriage to him; nay, that the
+Duke of Yorke did say a little while since in his closett, that he did
+hate him because of his ungratefull carriage to my Lord of Sandwich. He
+says that he is as great with the Chancellor, or greater, than ever in
+his life. That with the King he is the like; and told me an instance,
+that whereas he formerly was of the private council to the King before
+he was last sicke, and that by the sickness an interruption was made
+in his attendance upon him; the King did not constantly call him, as he
+used to do, to his private council, only in businesses of the sea and
+the like; but of late the King did send a message to him by Sir Harry
+Bennet, to excuse the King to my Lord that he had not of late sent for
+him as he used to do to his private council, for it was not out of any
+distaste, but to avoid giving offence to some others whom he did not
+name; but my Lord supposes it might be Prince Rupert, or it may be only
+that the King would rather pass it by an excuse, than be thought unkind:
+but that now he did desire him to attend him constantly, which of late
+he hath done, and the King never more kind to him in his life than now.
+The Duke of Yorke, as much as is possible; and in the business of late,
+when I was to speak to my Lord about his going to sea, he says that he
+finds the Duke did it with the greatest ingenuity and love in the world;
+"and whereas," says my Lord, "here is a wise man hard by that thinks
+himself so, and would be thought so, and it may be is in a degree so
+(naming by and by my Lord Crew), would have had me condition with him
+that neither Prince Rupert nor any body should come over his head, and I
+know not what." The Duke himself hath caused in his commission, that he
+be made Admirall of this and what other ships or fleets shall hereafter
+be put out after these; which is very noble. He tells me in these cases,
+and that of Mr. Montagu's, and all others, he finds that bearing of them
+patiently is his best way, without noise or trouble, and things wear out
+of themselves and come fair again. But, says he, take it from me, never
+to trust too much to any man in the world, for you put yourself into his
+power; and the best seeming friend and real friend as to the present may
+have or take occasion to fall out with you, and then out comes all. Then
+he told me of Sir Harry Bennet, though they were always kind, yet now
+it is become to an acquaintance and familiarity above ordinary, that for
+these months he hath done no business but with my Lord's advice in his
+chamber, and promises all faithfull love to him and service upon all
+occasions. My Lord says, that he hath the advantage of being able by his
+experience to helpe and advise him; and he believes that that chiefly
+do invite Sir Harry to this manner of treating him. "Now," says my Lord,
+"the only and the greatest embarras that I have in the world is, how
+to behave myself to Sir H. Bennet and my Lord Chancellor, in case that
+there do lie any thing under the embers about my Lord Bristoll, which
+nobody can tell; for then," says he, "I must appear for one or other,
+and I will lose all I have in the world rather than desert my Lord
+Chancellor: so that," says he, "I know not for my life what to do in
+that case." For Sir H. Bennet's love is come to the height, and his
+confidence, that he hath given my Lord a character, and will oblige my
+Lord to correspond with him. "This," says he, "is the whole condition of
+my estate and interest; which I tell you, because I know not whether I
+shall see you again or no." Then as to the voyage, he thinks it will be
+of charge to him, and no profit; but that he must not now look after nor
+think to encrease, but study to make good what he hath, that what is due
+to him from the Wardrobe or elsewhere may be paid, which otherwise would
+fail, and all a man hath be but small content to him. So we seemed to
+take leave one of another; my Lord of me, desiring me that I would
+write to him and give him information upon all occasions in matters that
+concern him; which, put together with what he preambled with yesterday,
+makes me think that my Lord do truly esteem me still, and desires to
+preserve my service to him; which I do bless God for. In the middle of
+our discourse my Lady Crew came in to bring my Lord word that he hath
+another son, my Lady being brought to bed just now, I did not think her
+time had been so nigh, but she's well brought to bed, for which God be
+praised! and send my Lord to study the laying up of something the more!
+Then with Creed to St. James's, and missing Mr. Coventry, to White Hall;
+where, staying for him in one of the galleries, there comes out of the
+chayre-room Mrs. Stewart, in a most lovely form, with her hair all
+about her eares, having her picture taking there. There was the King and
+twenty more, I think, standing by all the while, and a lovely creature
+she in this dress seemed to be. Thence to the 'Change by coach, and so
+home to dinner and then to my office. In the evening Mr. Hill, Andrews
+and I to my chamber to sing, which we did very pleasantly, and then to
+my office again, where very late and so home, with my mind I bless God
+in good state of ease and body of health, only my head at this juncture
+very full of business, how to get something. Among others what this
+rogue Creed will do before he goes to sea, for I would fain be rid of
+him and see what he means to do, for I will then declare myself his firm
+friend or enemy.
+</p>
+<p>
+16th. Up in the morning, my head mightily confounded with the great
+deale of business I have upon me to do. But to the office, and there
+dispatched Mr. Creed's business pretty well about his bill; but then
+there comes W. Howe for my Lord's bill of Imprest for L500 to carry with
+him this voyage, and so I was at a loss how to carry myself in it, Creed
+being there, but there being no help I delivered it to them both, and
+let them contend, when I perceive they did both endeavour to have it,
+but W. Howe took it, and the other had the discretion to suffer it. But
+I think I cleared myself to Creed that it past not from any practice
+of mine. At noon rose and did some necessary business at the 'Change.
+Thence to Trinity House to a dinner which Sir G. Carteret makes there
+as Maister this year. Thence to White Hall to the Tangier Committee, and
+there, above my expectation, got the business of our contract for the
+victualling carried for my people, viz., Alsopp, Lanyon, and Yeabsly;
+and by their promise I do thereby get L300 per annum to myself, which
+do overjoy me; and the matter is left to me to draw up. Mr. Lewes was in
+the gallery and is mightily amazed at it, and I believe Mr. Gauden will
+make some stir about it, for he wrote to Mr. Coventry to-day about it to
+argue why he should for the King's convenience have it, but Mr. Coventry
+most justly did argue freely for them that served cheapest. Thence
+walked a while with Mr. Coventry in the gallery, and first find that he
+is mighty cold in his present opinion of Mr. Peter Pett for his flagging
+and doing things so lazily there, and he did also surprise me with
+a question why Deane did not bring in their report of the timber of
+Clarendon. What he means thereby I know not, but at present put him off;
+nor do I know how to steer myself: but I must think of it, and advise
+with my Lord Sandwich. Thence with Creed by coach to my Lord Sandwich's,
+and there I got Mr. Moore to give me my Lord's hand for my receipt of
+L109 more of my money of Sir G. Carteret, so that then his debt to me
+will be under L500, I think. This do ease my mind also. Thence carried
+him and W. Howe into London, and set them down at Sir G. Carteret's to
+receive some money, and I home and there busy very late, and so home to
+supper and to bed, with my mind in pretty good ease, my business being
+in a pretty good condition every where.
+</p>
+<p>
+17th (Lord's day). All the morning at my office doing business there, it
+raining hard. So dined at home alone. After dinner walked to my Lord's,
+and there found him and much other guests at table at dinner, and it
+seems they have christened his young son to-day-called him James. I got
+a piece of cake. I got my Lord to signe and seale my business about my
+selling of Brampton land, which though not so full as I would, yet is as
+full as I can at present. Walked home again, and there fell to read, and
+by and by comes my uncle Wight, Dr. Burnett, and another gentleman,
+and talked and drank, and the Doctor showed me the manner of eating,
+turpentine, which pleases me well, for it is with great ease. So they
+being gone, I to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+18th. Up, and walked to my Lord's, and there took my leave of him, he
+seeming very friendly to me in as serious a manner as ever in his life,
+and I believe he is very confident of me. He sets out this morning
+for Deale. Thence to St. James's to the Duke, and there did our usual
+business. He discourses very freely of a warr with Holland, to begin
+about winter, so that I believe we shall come to it. Before we went up
+to the Duke, Sir G. Carteret and I did talk together in the Parke about
+my Lord Chancellor's business of the timber; he telling me freely that
+my Lord Chancellor was never so angry with him in all his life, as he
+was for this business, in great passion; and that when he saw me there,
+he knew what it was about. And plots now with me how we may serve my
+Lord, which I am mightily glad of; and I hope together we may do it.
+Thence to Westminster to my barber's, to have my Periwigg he lately made
+me cleansed of its nits, which vexed me cruelly that he should put such
+a thing into my hands. Here meeting his mayd Jane, that has lived with
+them so long, I talked with her, and sending her of an errand to Dr.
+Clerk's, did meet her, and took her into a little alehouse in Brewers
+Yard, and there did sport with her, without any knowledge of her though,
+and a very pretty innocent girl she is. Thence to my Lord Chancellor's,
+but he being busy I went away to the 'Change, and so home to dinner. By
+and by comes Creed, and I out with him to Fleet Street, and he to Mr.
+Povy's, I to my Lord Chancellor's, and missing him again walked to
+Povy's, and there saw his new perspective in his closet. Povy, to my
+great surprise and wonder, did here attacque me in his own and Mr.
+Bland's behalf that I should do for them both for the new contractors
+for the victualling of the garrison. Which I am ashamed that he should
+ask of me, nor did I believe that he was a man that did seek benefit in
+such poor things. Besides that he professed that he did not believe that
+I would have any hand myself in the contract, and yet here declares that
+he himself would have profit by it, and himself did move me that Sir W.
+Rider might join, and Ford with Gauden. I told him I had no interest
+in them, but I fear they must do something to him, for he told me that
+those of the Mole did promise to consider him. Thence home and Creed
+with me, and there he took occasion to owne his obligations to me, and
+did lay down twenty pieces in gold upon my shelf in my closett, which
+I did not refuse, but wish and expected should have been more. But,
+however, this is better than nothing, and now I am out of expectation,
+and shall henceforward know how to deal with him. After discourse of
+settling his matters here, we went out by coach, and he 'light at the
+Temple, and there took final leave of me, in order to his following my
+Lord to-morrow. I to my Lord Chancellor, and discoursed his business
+with him. I perceive, and he says plainly, that he will not have any man
+to have it in his power to say that my Lord Chancellor did contrive the
+wronging the King of his timber; but yet I perceive, he would be glad to
+have service done him therein; and told me Sir G. Carteret hath told him
+that he and I would look after his business to see it done in the best
+manner for him. Of this I was glad, and so away. Thence home, and late
+with my Tangier men about drawing up their agreement with us, wherein I
+find much trouble, and after doing as much as we could to-night, broke
+up and I to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+19th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon
+dined alone at home. After dinner Sir W. Batten and I down by water to
+Woolwich, where coming to the ropeyarde we are told that Mr. Falconer,
+who hath been ill of a relapse these two days, is just now dead. We
+went up to his widow, who is sicke in bed also. The poor woman in great
+sorrow, and entreats our friendship, which we shall, I think, in every
+thing do for her. I am sure I will. Thence to the Docke, and there in
+Sheldon's garden eat some fruit; so to Deptford a little, and thence
+home, it raining mightily, and being cold I doubted my health after it.
+At the office till 9 o'clock about Sir W. Warren's contract for masts,
+and then at home with Lanyon and Yeabsly till 12 and past about their
+contract for Tangier, wherein they and I differed, for I would have it
+drawn to the King's advantage, as much as might be, which they did not
+like, but parted good friends; however, when they were gone, I wished
+that I had forborne any disagreement till I had had their promise to me
+in writing. They being gone, I to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th. Up, and a while to my office, and then home with Mr. Deane till
+dinner, discoursing upon the business of my Lord Chancellor's timber in
+Clarendon Parke, and how to make a report therein without offending him;
+which at last I drew up, and hope it will please him. But I would to
+God neither I nor he ever had had any thing to have done with it! Dined
+together with a good pig, and then out by coach to White Hall, to the
+Committee for Fishing; but nothing done, it being a great day to-day
+there upon drawing at the Lottery of Sir Arthur Slingsby. I got in and
+stood by the two Queenes and the Duchesse of Yorke, and just behind my
+Lady Castlemayne, whom I do heartily adore; and good sport it was to
+see how most that did give their ten pounds did go away with a pair of
+globes only for their lot, and one gentlewoman, one Mrs. Fish, with the
+only blanke. And one I staid to see drew a suit of hangings valued at
+L430, and they say are well worth the money, or near it. One other suit
+there is better than that; but very many lots of three and fourscore
+pounds. I observed the King and Queenes did get but as poor lots as any
+else. But the wisest man I met with was Mr. Cholmley, who insured as
+many as would, from drawing of the one blank for 12d.; in which case
+there was the whole number of persons to one, which I think was three or
+four hundred. And so he insured about 200 for 200 shillings, so that he
+could not have lost if one of them had drawn it, for there was enough
+to pay the L10; but it happened another drew it, and so he got all the
+money he took. I left the lottery, and went to a play, only a piece of
+it, which was the Duke's house, "Worse and Worse;" just the same manner
+of play, and writ, I believe, by the same man as "The Adventures of Five
+Hours;" very pleasant it was, and I begin to admire Harris more than
+ever. Thence to Westminster to see Creed, and he and I took a walk in
+the Parke. He is ill, and not able yet to set out after my Lord, but
+will do to-morrow. So home, and late at my office, and so home to bed.
+This evening being moonshine I played a little late upon my flageolette
+in the garden. But being at Westminster Hall I met with great news that
+Mrs. Lane is married to one Martin, one that serves Captain Marsh. She
+is gone abroad with him to-day, very fine. I must have a bout with her
+very shortly to see how she finds marriage.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning, among other
+things making a contract with Sir W. Warren for almost 1000 Gottenburg
+masts, the biggest that ever was made in the Navy, and wholly of my
+compassing and a good one I hope it is for the King. Dined at Sir W.
+Batten's, where I have not eat these many months. Sir G. Carteret, Mr.
+Coventry, Sir J. Minnes, and myself there only, and my Lady. A good
+venison pasty, and very merry, and pleasant I made myself with my
+Lady, and she as much to me. This morning to the office comes Nicholas
+Osborne, Mr. Gauden's clerke, to desire of me what piece of plate I
+would choose to have a L100, or thereabouts, bestowed upon me in, he
+having order to lay out so much; and, out of his freedom with me, do
+of himself come to make this question. I a great while urged my
+unwillingnesse to take any, not knowing how I could serve Mr. Gauden,
+but left it wholly to himself; so at noon I find brought home in fine
+leather cases, a pair of the noblest flaggons that ever I saw all the
+days of my life; whether I shall keepe them or no I cannot tell; for
+it is to oblige me to him in the business of the Tangier victualling,
+wherein I doubt I shall not; but glad I am to see that I shall be sure
+to get something on one side or other, have it which will: so, with a
+merry heart, I looked upon them, and locked them up. After dinner to
+[give] my Lord Chancellor a good account of his business, and he is very
+well pleased therewith, and carries himself with great discretion to me,
+without seeming over glad or beholding to me; and yet I know that he do
+think himself very well served by me. Thence to Westminster and to Mrs.
+Lane's lodgings, to give her joy, and there suffered me to deal with
+her as I hoped to do, and by and by her husband comes, a sorry, simple
+fellow, and his letter to her which she proudly showed me a simple,
+nonsensical thing. A man of no discourse, and I fear married her to make
+a prize of, which he is mistaken in, and a sad wife I believe she will
+prove to him, for she urged me to appoint a time as soon as he is gone
+out of town to give her a meeting next week. So by water with a couple
+of cozens of Mrs. Lane's, and set them down at Queenhive, and I through
+Bridge home, and there late at business, and so home to supper and to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+22nd. Up and to my office, where busy all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and so home to dinner, and then down by water to Deptford,
+where coming too soon, I spent an houre in looking round the yarde, and
+putting Mr. Shish
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Jonas Shish, master-shipwright at Deptford. There are several
+ papers of his among the State Papers. "I was at the funeral of old
+ Mr. Shish, Master Shipwright of His Majesty's Yard here, an honest
+ and remarkable man, and his death a public loss, for his excellent
+ success in building ships (though altogether illiterate) and for
+ bringing up so many of his children to be able artists. I held up
+ the pall with three knights who did him that honour, and he was
+ worthy of it. It was the custom of this good man to rise in the
+ night and pray, kneeling in his own coffin, which he had lying by
+ him for many years. He was born that famous year, the Gunpowder-
+ plot, 1605" (Evelyn's "Diary," May 13th, 1680).]
+</pre>
+<p>
+to measure a piece or two of timber, which he did most cruelly wrong,
+and to the King's losse 12 or 13s. in a piece of 28 feet in contents.
+Thence to the Clerke of the Cheques, from whose house Mr. Falconer was
+buried to-day; Sir J. Minnes and I the only principal officers that
+were there. We walked to church with him, and then I left them without
+staying the sermon and straight home by water, and there find, as I
+expected, Mr. Hill, and Andrews, and one slovenly and ugly fellow,
+Seignor Pedro, who sings Italian songs to the theorbo most neatly,
+and they spent the whole evening in singing the best piece of musique
+counted of all hands in the world, made by Seignor Charissimi, the
+famous master in Rome. Fine it was, indeed, and too fine for me to judge
+of. They have spoke to Pedro to meet us every weeke, and I fear it
+will grow a trouble to me if we once come to bid judges to meet us,
+especially idle Masters, which do a little displease me to consider.
+They gone comes Mr. Lanyon, who tells me Mr. Alsopp is now become
+dangerously ill, and fears his recovery, covery, which shakes my
+expectation of L630 per annum by the business; and, therefore, bless God
+for what Mr. Gauden hath sent me, which, from some discourse to-day with
+Mr. Osborne, swearing that he knows not any thing of this business of
+the victualling; but, the contrary, that it is not that moves Mr. Gauden
+to send it me, for he hath had order for it any time these two months.
+Whether this be true or no, I know not; but I shall hence with the more
+confidence keepe it. To supper and to the office a little, and to walk
+in the garden, the moon shining bright, and fine warm fair weather, and
+so home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+23rd. Up, and all the morning at the office. At noon to the 'Change,
+where I took occasion to break the business of my Lord Chancellor's
+timber to Mr. Coventry in the best manner I could. He professed to me,
+that, till, Sir G. Carteret did speake of it at the table, after our
+officers were gone to survey it, he did not know that my Lord Chancellor
+had any thing to do with it; but now he says that he had been told by
+the Duke that Sir G. Carteret had spoke to him about it, and that he had
+told the Duke that, were he in my Lord Chancellor's case, if he were his
+father, he would rather fling away the gains of two or L3,000, than have
+it said that the timber, which should have been the King's, if it had
+continued the Duke of Albemarle's, was concealed by us in favour of my
+Lord Chancellor; for, says he, he is a great man, and all such as he,
+and he himself particularly, have a great many enemies that would be
+glad of such an advantage against him. When I told him it was strange
+that Sir J. Minnes and Sir G. Carteret, that knew my Lord Chancellor's
+concernment therein, should not at first inform us, he answered me that
+for Sir J. Minnes, he is looked upon to be an old good companion, but by
+nobody at the other end of the towne as any man of business, and that
+my Lord Chancellor, he dares say, never did tell him of it, only Sir G.
+Carteret, he do believe, must needs know it, for he and Sir J. Shaw are
+the greatest confidants he hath in the world. So for himself, he said,
+he would not mince the matter, but was resolved to do what was fit, and
+stand upon his owne legs therein, and that he would speak to the
+Duke, that he and Sir G. Carteret might be appointed to attend my Lord
+Chancellor in it. All this disturbs me mightily. I know not what to say
+to it, nor how to carry myself therein; for a compliance will discommend
+me to Mr. Coventry, and a discompliance to my Lord Chancellor. But I
+think to let it alone, or at least meddle in it as little more as I can.
+From thence walked toward Westminster, and being in an idle and wanton
+humour, walked through Fleet Alley, and there stood a most pretty wench
+at one of the doors, so I took a turn or two, but what by sense of
+honour and conscience I would not go in, but much against my will took
+coach and away, and away to Westminster Hall, and there 'light of Mrs.
+Lane, and plotted with her to go over the water. So met at White's
+stairs in Chanel Row, and over to the old house at Lambeth Marsh, and
+there eat and drank, and had my pleasure of her twice, she being the
+strangest woman in talk of love to her husband sometimes, and sometimes
+again she do not care for him, and yet willing enough to allow me a
+liberty of doing what I would with her. So spending 5s. or 6s. upon her,
+I could do what I would, and after an hour's stay and more back again
+and set her ashore there again, and I forward to Fleet Street, and
+called at Fleet Alley, not knowing how to command myself, and went in
+and there saw what formerly I have been acquainted with, the wickedness
+of these houses, and the forcing a man to present expense. The woman
+indeed is a most lovely woman, but I had no courage to meddle with her
+for fear of her not being wholesome, and so counterfeiting that I had
+not money enough, it was pretty to see how cunning she was, would not
+suffer me to have to do in any manner with her after she saw I had no
+money, but told me then I would not come again, but she now was sure I
+would come again, but I hope in God I shall not, for though she be
+one of the prettiest women I ever saw, yet I fear her abusing me. So
+desiring God to forgive me for this vanity, I went home, taking some
+books from my bookseller, and taking his lad home with me, to whom I
+paid L10 for books I have laid up money for, and laid out within these
+three weeks, and shall do no more a great while I hope. So to my office
+writing letters, and then home and to bed, weary of the pleasure I have
+had to-day, and ashamed to think of it.
+</p>
+<p>
+24th (Lord's day). Up, in some pain all day from yesterday's passages,
+having taken cold, I suppose. So staid within all day reading of two
+or three good plays. At night to my office a little, and so home, after
+supper to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten by coach to St.
+James's, but there the Duke being gone out we to my Lord Berkeley's
+chamber, Mr. Coventry being there, and among other things there met with
+a printed copy of the King's commission for the repair of Paul's, which
+is very large, and large power for collecting money, and recovering of
+all people that had bought or sold formerly any thing belonging to the
+Church. And here I find my Lord Mayor of the City set in order before
+the Archbishopp or any nobleman, though all the greatest officers of
+state are there. But yet I do not hear by my Lord Berkeley, who is
+one of them, that any thing is like to come of it. Thence back again
+homewards, and Sir W. Batten and I to the Coffee-house, but no newes,
+only the plague is very hot still, and encreases among the Dutch. Home
+to dinner, and after dinner walked forth, and do what I could I could
+not keep myself from going through Fleet Lane, but had the sense of
+safety and honour not to go in, and the rather being a holiday I feared
+I might meet with some people that might know me. Thence to Charing
+Cross, and there called at Unthanke's to see what I owed, but found
+nothing, and here being a couple of pretty ladies, lodgers in the
+kitchen, I staid a little there. Thence to my barber Gervas, who this
+day buries his child, which it seems was born without a passage behind,
+so that it never voided any thing in the week or fortnight that it has
+been born. Thence to Mr. Reeves, it coming just now in my head to buy a
+microscope, but he was not within, so I walked all round that end of the
+town among the loathsome people and houses, but, God be thanked! had no
+desire to visit any of them. So home, where I met Mr. Lanyon, who tells
+me Mr. Alsop is past hopes, which will mightily disappoint me in my
+hopes there, and yet it may be not. I shall think whether it will be
+safe for me to venture myself or no, and come in as an adventurer. He
+gone, Mr. Cole (my old Jack Cole) comes to see and speak with me, and
+his errand in short to tell me that he is giving over his trade; he can
+do no good in it, and will turn what he has into money and go to sea,
+his father being dead and leaving him little, if any thing. This I was
+sorry to hear, he being a man of good parts, but, I fear, debauched. I
+promised him all the friendship I can do him, which will end in little,
+though I truly mean it, and so I made him stay with me till 11 at night,
+talking of old school stories, and very pleasing ones, and truly I find
+that we did spend our time and thoughts then otherwise than I think boys
+do now, and I think as well as methinks that the best are now. He supped
+with me, and so away, and I to bed. And strange to see how we are all
+divided that were bred so long at school together, and what various
+fortunes we have run, some good, some bad.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th. All the morning at the office, at noon to Anthony Joyce's, to
+our gossip's dinner. I had sent a dozen and a half of bottles of wine
+thither, and paid my double share besides, which is 18s. Very merry we
+were, and when the women were merry and rose from table, I above
+with them, ne'er a man but I, I began discourse of my not getting of
+children, and prayed them to give me their opinions and advice, and they
+freely and merrily did give me these ten, among them (1) Do not hug my
+wife too hard nor too much; (2) eat no late suppers; (3) drink juyce
+of sage; (4) tent and toast; (5) wear cool holland drawers; (6) keep
+stomach warm and back cool; (7) upon query whether it was best to do at
+night or morn, they answered me neither one nor other, but when we had
+most mind to it; (8) wife not to go too straight laced; (9) myself to
+drink mum and sugar; (10) Mrs. Ward did give me, to change my place.
+The 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, and 10th they all did seriously declare, and lay
+much stress upon them as rules fit to be observed indeed, and especially
+the last, to lie with our heads where our heels do, or at least to make
+the bed high at feet and low at head. Very merry all, as much as I
+could be in such sorry company. Great discourse of the fray yesterday
+in Moorefields, how the butchers at first did beat the weavers (between
+whom there hath been ever an old competition for mastery), but at last
+the weavers rallied and beat them. At first the butchers knocked down
+all for weavers that had green or blue aprons, till they were fain to
+pull them off and put them in their breeches. At last the butchers were
+fain to pull off their sleeves, that they might not be known, and were
+soundly beaten out of the field, and some deeply wounded and bruised;
+till at last the weavers went out tryumphing, calling L100 for a
+butcher. I to Mr. Reeves to see a microscope, he having been with me
+to-day morning, and there chose one which I will have. Thence back and
+took up young Mrs. Harman, a pretty bred and pretty humoured woman whom
+I could love well, though not handsome, yet for her person and carriage,
+and black. By the way met her husband going for her, and set them both
+down at home, and so home to my office a while, and so to supper and
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th. Up, and after some discourse with Mr. Duke, who is to be Secretary
+to the Fishery, and is now Secretary to the Committee for Trade, who
+I find a very ingenious man, I went to Mr. Povy's, and there heard a
+little of his empty discourse, and fain he would have Mr. Gauden been
+the victualler for Tangier, which none but a fool would say to me when
+he knows he hath made it his request to me to get him something of these
+men that now do it. Thence to St. James's, but Mr. Coventry being ill
+and in bed I did not stay, but to White Hall a little, walked up and
+down, and so home to fit papers against this afternoon, and after dinner
+to the 'Change a little, and then to White Hall, where anon the Duke
+of Yorke came, and a Committee we had of Tangier, where I read over my
+rough draught of the contract for Tangier victualling, and acquainted
+them with the death of Mr. Alsopp, which Mr. Lanyon had told me this
+morning, which is a sad consideration to see how uncertain a thing
+our lives are, and how little to be presumed of in our greatest
+undertakings. The words of the contract approved of, and I home and
+there came Mr. Lanyon to me and brought my neighbour, Mr. Andrews, to
+me, whom he proposes for his partner in the room of Mr. Alsopp, and
+I like well enough of it. We read over the contract together, and
+discoursed it well over and so parted, and I am glad to see it once over
+in this condition again, for Mr. Lanyon and I had some discourse to-day
+about my share in it, and I hope if it goes on to have my first hopes of
+L300 per ann. They gone, I to supper and to bed. This afternoon came my
+great store of Coles in, being to Chaldron, so that I may see how long
+they will last me.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th. At the office all the morning, dined, after 'Change, at home, and
+then abroad, and seeing "The Bondman" upon the posts, I consulted my
+oaths and find I may go safely this time without breaking it; I went
+thither, notwithstanding my great desire to have gone to Fleet Alley,
+God forgive me, again. There I saw it acted. It is true, for want
+of practice, they had many of them forgot their parts a little; but
+Betterton and my poor Ianthe outdo all the world. There is nothing more
+taking in the world with me than that play. Thence to Westminster to my
+barber's, and strange to think how when I find that Jervas himself did
+intend to bring home my periwigg, and not Jane his maid, I did desire
+not to have it at all, for I had a mind to have her bring it home. I
+also went to Mr. Blagrave's about speaking to him for his kinswoman to
+come live with my wife, but they are not come to town, and so I home
+by coach and to my office, and then to supper and to bed. My present
+posture is thus: my wife in the country and my mayde Besse with her and
+all quiett there. I am endeavouring to find a woman for her to my mind,
+and above all one that understands musique, especially singing. I am the
+willinger to keepe one because I am in good hopes to get 2 or L300 per
+annum extraordinary by the business of the victualling of Tangier, and
+yet Mr. Alsopp, my chief hopes, is dead since my looking after it,
+and now Mr. Lanyon, I fear, is, falling sicke too. I am pretty well in
+health, only subject to wind upon any cold, and then immediate and great
+pains. All our discourse is of a Dutch warr and I find it is likely to
+come to it, for they are very high and desire not to compliment us at
+all, as far as I hear, but to send a good fleete to Guinny to oppose us
+there. My Lord Sandwich newly gone to sea, and I, I think, fallen into
+his very good opinion again, at least he did before his going, and by
+his letter since, show me all manner of respect and confidence. I am
+over-joyed in hopes that upon this month's account I shall find myself
+worth L1000, besides the rich present of two silver and gilt flaggons
+which Mr. Gauden did give me the other day. I do now live very prettily
+at home, being most seriously, quietly, and neatly served by my two
+mayds Jane and the girle Su, with both of whom I am mightily well
+pleased. My greatest trouble is the settling of Brampton Estate, that I
+may know what to expect, and how to be able to leave it when I die, so
+as to be just to my promise to my uncle Thomas and his son. The next
+thing is this cursed trouble my brother Tom is likely to put us to by
+his death, forcing us to law with his creditors, among others Dr. Tom
+Pepys, and that with some shame as trouble, and the last how to know in
+what manner as to saving or spending my father lives, lest they should
+run me in debt as one of my uncle's executors, and I never the wiser
+nor better for it. But in all this I hope shortly to be at leisure to
+consider and inform myself well.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th. At the office all the morning dispatching of business, at noon
+to the 'Change after dinner, and thence to Tom Trice about Dr. Pepys's
+business, and thence it raining turned into Fleet Alley, and there was
+with Cocke an hour or so. The jade, whether I would not give her money
+or not enough; she would not offer to invite to do anything, but on the
+contrary saying she had no time, which I was glad of, for I had no mind
+to meddle with her, but had my end to see what a cunning jade she was,
+to see her impudent tricks and ways of getting money and raising the
+reckoning by still calling for things, that it come to 6 or 7 shillings
+presently. So away home, glad I escaped without any inconvenience,
+and there came Mr. Hill, Andrews and Seignor Pedro, and great store of
+musique we had, but I begin to be weary of having a master with us, for
+it spoils, methinks, the ingenuity of our practice. After they were
+gone comes Mr. Bland to me, sat till 11 at night with me, talking of
+the garrison of Tangier and serving them with pieces of eight. A mind he
+hath to be employed there, but dares not desire any courtesy of me, and
+yet would fain engage me to be for him, for I perceive they do all find
+that I am the busy man to see the King have right done him by inquiring
+out other bidders. Being quite tired with him, I got him gone, and so to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+30th. All the morning at the office; at noon to the 'Change, where great
+talke of a rich present brought by an East India ship from some of the
+Princes of India, worth to the King L70,000 in two precious stones.
+After dinner to the office, and there all the afternoon making an end
+of several things against the end of the month, that I may clear all my
+reckonings tomorrow; also this afternoon, with great content, I finished
+the contracts for victualling of Tangier with Mr. Lanyon and the rest,
+and to my comfort got him and Andrews to sign to the giving me L300 per
+annum, by which, at least, I hope to be a L100 or two the better. Wrote
+many letters by the post to ease my mind of business and to clear my
+paper of minutes, as I did lately oblige myself to clear every thing
+against the end of the month. So at night with my mind quiet and
+contented to bed. This day I sent a side of venison and six bottles of
+wine to Kate Joyce.
+</p>
+<p>
+31st (Lord's day). Up, and to church, where I have not been these many
+weeks. So home, and thither, inviting him yesterday, comes Mr. Hill, at
+which I was a little troubled, but made up all very well, carrying him
+with me to Sir J. Minnes, where I was invited and all our families to a
+venison pasty. Here good cheer and good discourse. After dinner Mr.
+Hill and I to my house, and there to musique all the afternoon. He being
+gone, in the evening I to my accounts, and to my great joy and with
+great thanks to Almighty God, I do find myself most clearly worth L1014,
+the first time that ever I was worth L1000 before, which is the height
+of all that ever I have for a long time pretended to. But by the
+blessing of God upon my care I hope to lay up something more in a little
+time, if this business of the victualling of Tangier goes on as I hope
+it will. So with praise to God for this state of fortune that I am
+brought to as to wealth, and my condition being as I have at large set
+it down two days ago in this book, I home to supper and to bed, desiring
+God to give me the grace to make good use of what I have and continue my
+care and diligence to gain more.
+</p>
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+
+<h2>
+ AUGUST 1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+August 1st. Up, my mind very light from my last night's accounts, and so
+up and with Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and Sir W. Pen to St. James's,
+where among other things having prepared with some industry every man a
+part this morning and no sooner (for fear they should either consider of
+it or discourse of it one to another) Mr. Coventry did move the Duke and
+obtain it that one of the clerkes of the Clerke of the Acts should have
+an addition of L30 a year, as Mr. Turner hath, which I am glad of, that
+I may give T. Hater L20 and keep L10 towards a boy's keeping. Thence Mr.
+Coventry and I to the Attorney's chamber at the Temple, but not being
+there we parted, and I home, and there with great joy told T. Hater what
+I had done, with which the poor wretch was very glad, though his modesty
+would not suffer him to say much. So to the Coffee-house, and there all
+the house full of the victory Generall Soushe
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [General Soushe was Louis Ratuit, Comte de Souches. The battle was
+ fought at Lewenz (or Leva), in Hungary.&mdash;B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+(who is a Frenchman, a soldier of fortune, commanding part of the German
+army) hath had against the Turke; killing 4,000 men, and taking most
+extraordinary spoil. Thence taking up Harman and his wife, carried them
+to Anthony Joyce's, where we had my venison in a pasty well done; but,
+Lord! to see how much they made of, it, as if they had never eat any
+before, and very merry we were, but Will most troublesomely so, and I
+find he and his wife have a most wretched life one with another, but we
+took no notice, but were very merry as I could be in such company. But
+Mrs. Harman is a very pretty-humoured wretch, whom I could love with all
+my heart, being so good and innocent company. Thence to Westminster to
+Mr. Blagrave's, and there, after singing a thing or two over, I spoke to
+him about a woman for my wife, and he offered me his kinswoman, which I
+was glad of, but she is not at present well, but however I hope to have
+her. Thence to my Lord Chancellor's, and thence with Mr. Coventry, who
+appointed to meet me there, and with him to the Attorney General, and
+there with Sir Ph. Warwicke consulted of a new commission to be had
+through the Broad Seale to enable us to make this contract for Tangier
+victualling. So home, and there talked long with Will about the young
+woman of his family which he spoke of for to live with my wife, but
+though she hath very many good qualitys, yet being a neighbour's child
+and young and not very staid, I dare not venture of having her, because
+of her being able to spread any report of our family upon any discontent
+among the heart of our neighbours. So that my dependance is upon Mr.
+Blagrave, and so home to supper and to bed. Last night, at 12 o'clock,
+I was waked with knocking at Sir W. Pen's door; and what was it but
+people's running up and down to bring him word that his brother,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [George Penn, the elder brother of Sir W. Penn, was a wealthy
+ merchant at San Lucar, the port of Seville. He was seized as a
+ heretic by the Holy Office, and cast into a dungeon eight feet
+ square and dark as the grave. There he remained three years, every
+ month being scourged to make him confess his crimes. At last, after
+ being twice put to the rack, he offered to confess whatever they
+ would suggest. His property, L12,000, was then confiscated, his
+ wife, a Catholic, taken from him, and he was banished from Spain for
+ ever.&mdash;M. B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+who hath been a good while, it seems, sicke, is dead.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd. At the office all the morning. At noon dined, and then to, the
+'Change, and there walked two hours or more with Sir W. Warren, who
+after much discourse in general of Sir W. Batten's dealings, he fell to
+talk how every body must live by their places, and that he was willing,
+if I desired it, that I should go shares with him in anything that he
+deals in. He told me again and again, too, that he confesses himself
+my debtor too for my service and friendship to him in his present great
+contract of masts, and that between this and Christmas he shall be in
+stocke and will pay it me. This I like well, but do not desire to become
+a merchant, and, therefore, put it off, but desired time to think of
+it. Thence to the King's play-house, and there saw "Bartholomew Fayre,"
+which do still please me; and is, as it is acted, the best comedy in the
+world, I believe. I chanced to sit by Tom Killigrew, who tells me
+that he is setting up a Nursery; that is, is going to build a house in
+Moorefields, wherein he will have common plays acted. But four operas it
+shall have in the year, to act six weeks at a time; where we shall
+have the best scenes and machines, the best musique, and every thing as
+magnificent as is in Christendome; and to that end hath sent for voices
+and painters and other persons from Italy. Thence homeward called upon
+my Lord Marlborough, and so home and to my office, and then to Sir W.
+Pen, and with him and our fellow officers and servants of the house and
+none else to Church to lay his brother in the ground, wherein nothing
+handsome at all, but that he lays him under the Communion table in the
+chancel, about nine at night? So home and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd. Up betimes and set some joyners on work to new lay my floor in our
+wardrobe, which I intend to make a room for musique. Thence abroad to
+Westminster, among other things to Mr. Blagrave's, and there had his
+consent for his kinswoman to come to be with my wife for her woman, at
+which I am well pleased and hope she may do well. Thence to White Hall
+to meet with Sir G. Carteret about hiring some ground to make our mast
+docke at Deptford, but being Council morning failed, but met with Mr.
+Coventry, and he and I discoursed of the likeliness of a Dutch warr,
+which I think is very likely now, for the Dutch do prepare a fleet to
+oppose us at Guinny, and he do think we shall, though neither of us have
+a mind to it, fall into it of a sudden, and yet the plague do increase
+among them, and is got into their fleet, and Opdam's own ship, which
+makes it strange they should be so high. Thence to the 'Change, and
+thence home to dinner, and down by water to Woolwich to the rope yard,
+and there visited Mrs. Falconer, who tells me odd stories of how Sir W.
+Pen was rewarded by her husband with a gold watch (but seems not certain
+of what Sir W. Batten told me, of his daughter having a life given her
+in L80 per ann.) for his helping him to his place, and yet cost him L150
+to Mr. Coventry besides. He did much advise it seems Mr. Falconer not
+to marry again, expressing that he would have him make his daughter his
+heire, or words to that purpose, and that that makes him, she thinks, so
+cold in giving her any satisfaction, and that W. Boddam hath publickly
+said, since he came down thither to be clerke of the ropeyard, that it
+hath this week cost him L100, and would be glad that it would cost him
+but half as much more for the place, and that he was better before than
+now, and that if he had been to have bought it, he would not have given
+so much for it. Now I am sure that Mr. Coventry hath again and again
+said that he would take nothing, but would give all his part in it
+freely to him, that so the widow might have something. What the meaning
+of this is I know not, but that Sir W. Pen do get something by
+it. Thence to the Dockeyard, and there saw the new ship in great
+forwardness. So home and to supper, and then to the office, where late,
+Mr. Bland and I talking about Tangier business, and so home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+4th. Up betimes and to the office, fitting myself against a great
+dispute about the East India Company, which spent afterwards with us all
+the morning. At noon dined with Sir W. Pen, a piece of beef only, and I
+counterfeited a friendship and mirth which I cannot have with him, yet
+out with him by his coach, and he did carry me to a play and pay for me
+at the King's house, which is "The Rivall Ladys," a very innocent and
+most pretty witty play. I was much pleased with it, and it being given
+me, I look upon it as no breach to my oathe. Here we hear that Clun, one
+of their best actors, was, the last night, going out of towne (after he
+had acted the Alchymist, wherein was one of his best parts that he acts)
+to his country-house, set upon and murdered; one of the rogues taken, an
+Irish fellow. It seems most cruelly butchered and bound. The house will
+have a great miss of him. Thence visited my Lady Sandwich, who tells me
+my Lord FitzHarding is to be made a Marquis. Thence home to my office
+late, and so to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th. Up very betimes and set my plaisterer to work about whiting and
+colouring my musique roome, which having with great pleasure seen done,
+about ten o'clock I dressed myself, and so mounted upon a very pretty
+mare, sent me by Sir W. Warren, according to his promise yesterday. And
+so through the City, not a little proud, God knows, to be seen upon so
+pretty a beast, and to my cozen W. Joyce's, who presently mounted too,
+and he and I out of towne toward Highgate; in the way, at Kentish-towne,
+showing me the place and manner of Clun's being killed and laid in a
+ditch, and yet was not killed by any wounds, having only one in his arm,
+but bled to death through his struggling. He told me, also, the manner
+of it, of his going home so late [from] drinking with his whore, and
+manner of having it found out. Thence forward to Barnett, and there
+drank, and so by night to Stevenage, it raining a little, but not much,
+and there to my great trouble, find that my wife was not come, nor any
+Stamford coach gone down this week, so that she cannot come. So vexed
+and weary, and not thoroughly out of pain neither in my old parts, I
+after supper to bed, and after a little sleep, W. Joyce comes in his
+shirt into my chamber, with a note and a messenger from my wife, that
+she was come by Yorke coach to Bigglesworth, and would be with us
+to-morrow morning. So, mightily pleased at her discreete action in this
+business, I with peace to sleep again till next morning. So up, and
+</p>
+<p>
+6th. Here lay Deane Honiwood last night. I met and talked with him this
+morning, and a simple priest he is, though a good, well-meaning man. W.
+Joyce and I to a game at bowles on the green there till eight o'clock,
+and then comes my wife in the coach, and a coach full of women, only one
+man riding by, gone down last night to meet a sister of his coming to
+town. So very joyful drank there, not 'lighting, and we mounted and away
+with them to Welling, and there 'light, and dined very well and merry
+and glad to see my poor-wife. Here very merry as being weary I could be,
+and after dinner, out again, and to London. In our way all the way the
+mightiest merry, at a couple of young gentlemen, come down to meet the
+same gentlewoman, that ever I was in my life, and so W. Joyce too, to
+see how one of them was horsed upon a hard-trotting sorrell horse, and
+both of them soundly weary and galled. But it is not to be set down how
+merry we were all the way. We 'light in Holborne, and by another coach
+my wife and mayde home, and I by horseback, and found all things well
+and most mighty neate and clean. So, after welcoming my wife a little,
+to the office, and so home to supper, and then weary and not very well
+to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th (Lord's day). Lay long caressing my wife and talking, she telling me
+sad stories of the ill, improvident, disquiett, and sluttish manner that
+my father and mother and Pall live in the country, which troubles me
+mightily, and I must seek to remedy it. So up and ready, and my wife
+also, and then down and I showed my wife, to her great admiration and
+joy, Mr. Gauden's present of plate, the two flaggons, which indeed are
+so noble that I hardly can think that they are yet mine. So blessing God
+for it, we down to dinner mighty pleasant, and so up after dinner for a
+while, and I then to White Hall, walked thither, having at home met with
+a letter of Captain Cooke's, with which he had sent a boy for me to see,
+whom he did intend to recommend to me. I therefore went and there met
+and spoke with him. He gives me great hopes of the boy, which pleases
+me, and at Chappell I there met Mr. Blagrave, who gives a report of the
+boy, and he showed me him, and I spoke to him, and the boy seems a good
+willing boy to come to me, and I hope will do well. I am to speak to
+Mr. Townsend to hasten his clothes for him, and then he is to come. So I
+walked homeward and met with Mr. Spong, and he with me as far as the
+Old Exchange talking of many ingenuous things, musique, and at last of
+glasses, and I find him still the same ingenuous man that ever he was,
+and do among other fine things tell me that by his microscope of his
+owne making he do discover that the wings of a moth is made just as the
+feathers of the wing of a bird, and that most plainly and certainly.
+While we were talking came by several poor creatures carried by, by
+constables, for being at a conventicle. They go like lambs, without any
+resistance. I would to God they would either conform, or be more wise,
+and not be catched! Thence parted with him, mightily pleased with his
+company, and away homeward, calling at Dan Rawlinson, and supped there
+with my uncle Wight, and then home and eat again for form sake with her,
+and then to prayers and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th. Up and abroad with Sir W. Batten, by coach to St. James's, where
+by the way he did tell me how Sir J. Minnes would many times arrogate
+to himself the doing of that that all the Board have equal share in,
+and more that to himself which he hath had nothing to do in, and
+particularly the late paper given in by him to the Duke, the translation
+of a Dutch print concerning the quarrel between us and them, which he
+did give as his own when it was Sir Richard Ford's wholly. Also he told
+me how Sir W. Pen (it falling in our discourse touching Mrs. Falconer)
+was at first very great for Mr. Coventry to bring him in guests, and
+that at high rates for places, and very open was he to me therein. After
+business done with the Duke, I home to the Coffee-house, and so home to
+dinner, and after dinner to hang up my fine pictures in my dining room,
+which makes it very pretty, and so my wife and I abroad to the King's
+play-house, she giving me her time of the last month, she having not
+seen any then; so my vowe is not broke at all, it costing me no more
+money than it would have done upon her, had she gone both her times that
+were due to her. Here we saw "Flora's Figarys." I never saw it before,
+and by the most ingenuous performance of the young jade Flora, it seemed
+as pretty a pleasant play as ever I saw in my life. So home to supper,
+and then to my office late, Mr. Andrews and I to talk about our
+victualling commission, and then he being gone I to set down my four
+days past journalls and expenses, and so home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+9th. Up, and to my office, and there we sat all the morning, at noon
+home, and there by appointment Mr. Blagrave came and dined with me, and
+brought a friend of his of the Chappell with him. Very merry at dinner,
+and then up to my chamber and there we sung a Psalm or two of Lawes's,
+then he and I a little talke by ourselves of his kinswoman that is to
+come to live with my wife, who is to come about ten days hence, and I
+hope will do well. They gone I to my office, and there my head being a
+little troubled with the little wine I drank, though mixed with beer,
+but it may be a little more than I used to do, and yet I cannot say so,
+I went home and spent the afternoon with my wife talking, and then in
+the evening a little to my office, and so home to supper and to bed.
+This day comes the newes that the Emperour hath beat the Turke;
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [This was the battle of St. Gothard, in which the Turks were
+ defeated with great slaughter by the imperial forces under
+ Montecuculli, assisted by the confederates from the Rhine, and by
+ forty troops of French cavalry under Coligni. St. Gothard is in
+ Hungary, on the river Raab, near the frontier of Styria; it is about
+ one hundred and twenty miles south of Vienna, and thirty east of
+ Gratz. The battle took place on the 9th Moharrem, A.H. 1075, or
+ 23rd July, A.D. 1664 (old style), which is that used by Pepys.&mdash;B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+killed the Grand Vizier and several great Bassas, with an army of 80,000
+men killed and routed; with some considerable loss of his own side,
+having lost three generals, and the French forces all cut off almost.
+Which is thought as good a service to the Emperour as beating the Turke
+almost, for had they conquered they would have been as troublesome to
+him.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [The fact is, the Germans were beaten by the Turks, and the French
+ won the battle for them.&mdash;B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+10th. Up, and, being ready, abroad to do several small businesses, among
+others to find out one to engrave my tables upon my new sliding rule
+with silver plates, it being so small that Browne that made it cannot
+get one to do it. So I find out Cocker, the famous writing-master, and
+get him to do it, and I set an hour by him to see him design it all; and
+strange it is to see him with his natural eyes to cut so small at his
+first designing it, and read it all over, without any missing, when for
+my life I could not, with my best skill, read one word or letter of it;
+but it is use. But he says that the best light for his life to do a very
+small thing by (contrary to Chaucer's words to the Sun, "that he should
+lend his light to them that small seals grave"), it should be by an
+artificial light of a candle, set to advantage, as he could do it.
+I find the fellow, by his discourse, very ingenuous; and among other
+things, a great admirer and well read in all our English poets, and
+undertakes to judge of them all, and that not impertinently. Well
+pleased with his company and better with his judgement upon my Rule, I
+left him and home, whither Mr. Deane by agreement came to me and dined
+with me, and by chance Gunner Batters's wife. After dinner Deane and I
+[had] great discourse again about my Lord Chancellor's timber, out of
+which I wish I may get well. Thence I to Cocker's again, and sat by him
+with good discourse again for an hour or two, and then left him, and
+by agreement with Captain Silas Taylor (my old acquaintance at the
+Exchequer) to the Post Officer to hear some instrument musique of Mr.
+Berchenshaw's before my Lord Brunkard and Sir Robert Murray. I must
+confess, whether it be that I hear it but seldom, or that really voice
+is better, but so it is that I found no pleasure at all in it, and
+methought two voyces were worth twenty of it. So home to my office a
+while, and then to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+11th. Up, and through pain, to my great grief forced to wear my gowne
+to keep my legs warm. At the office all the morning, and there a high
+dispute against Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen about the breadth of canvas
+again, they being for the making of it narrower, I and Mr. Coventry and
+Sir J. Minnes for the keeping it broader. So home to dinner, and by and
+by comes Mr. Creed, lately come from the Downes, and dined with me. I
+show him a good countenance, but love him not for his base ingratitude
+to me. However, abroad, carried my wife to buy things at the New
+Exchange, and so to my Lady Sandwich's, and there merry, talking with
+her a great while, and so home, whither comes Cocker with my rule, which
+he hath engraved to admiration, for goodness and smallness of work: it
+cost me 14s. the doing, and mightily pleased I am with it. By and by, he
+gone, comes Mr. Moore and staid talking with me a great while about
+my Lord's businesses, which I fear will be in a bad condition for his
+family if my Lord should miscarry at sea. He gone, I late to my office,
+and cannot forbear admiring and consulting my new rule, and so home to
+supper and to bed. This day, for a wager before the King, my Lords of
+Castlehaven and Arran (a son of my Lord of Ormond's), they two alone did
+run down and kill a stoute bucke in St. James's parke.
+</p>
+<p>
+12th. Up, and all the morning busy at the office with Sir W. Warren
+about a great contract for New England masts, where I was very hard with
+him, even to the making him angry, but I thought it fit to do it as well
+as just for my owne [and] the King's behalf. At noon to the 'Change
+a little, and so to dinner and then out by coach, setting my wife and
+mayde down, going to Stevens the silversmith to change some old silver
+lace and to go buy new silke lace for a petticoat; I to White Hall and
+did much business at a Tangier Committee; where, among other things,
+speaking about propriety of the houses there, and how we ought to let
+the Portugeses I have right done them, as many of them as continue, or
+did sell the houses while they were in possession, and something further
+in their favour, the Duke in an anger I never observed in him before,
+did cry, says he, "All the world rides us, and I think we shall never
+ride anybody." Thence home, and, though late, yet Pedro being there, he
+sang a song and parted. I did give him 5s., but find it burdensome and
+so will break up the meeting. At night is brought home our poor Fancy,
+which to my great grief continues lame still, so that I wish she had not
+been brought ever home again, for it troubles me to see her.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th. Up, and before I went to the office comes my Taylor with a coate
+I have made to wear within doors, purposely to come no lower than my
+knees, for by my wearing a gowne within doors comes all my tenderness
+about my legs. There comes also Mr. Reeve, with a microscope and
+scotoscope.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [An optical instrument used to enable objects to be seen in the
+ dark. The name is derived from the Greek.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+For the first I did give him L5 10s., a great price, but a most curious
+bauble it is, and he says, as good, nay, the best he knows in England,
+and he makes the best in the world. The other he gives me, and is of
+value; and a curious curiosity it is to look objects in a darke room
+with. Mightly pleased with this I to the office, where all the morning.
+There offered by Sir W. Pen his coach to go to Epsum and carry my wife,
+I stept out and bade my wife make her ready, but being not very well and
+other things advising me to the contrary, I did forbear going, and so
+Mr. Creed dining with me I got him to give my wife and me a play this
+afternoon, lending him money to do it, which is a fallacy that I have
+found now once, to avoyde my vowe with, but never to be more practised I
+swear, and to the new play, at the Duke's house, of "Henry the Fifth;" a
+most noble play, writ by my Lord Orrery; wherein Betterton, Harris, and
+Ianthe's parts are most incomparably wrote and done, and the whole
+play the most full of height and raptures of wit and sense, that ever
+I heard; having but one incongruity, or what did, not please me in it,
+that is, that King Harry promises to plead for Tudor to their Mistresse,
+Princesse Katherine of France, more than when it comes to it he seems
+to do; and Tudor refused by her with some kind of indignity, not with a
+difficulty and honour that it ought to have been done in to him. Thence
+home and to my office, wrote by the post, and then to read a little in
+Dr. Power's book of discovery by the Microscope to enable me a little
+how to use and what to expect from my glasse. So to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th (Lord's day). After long lying discoursing with my wife, I up,
+and comes Mr. Holliard to see me, who concurs with me that my pain is
+nothing but cold in my legs breeding wind, and got only by my using to
+wear a gowne, and that I am not at all troubled with any ulcer, but my
+thickness of water comes from my overheat in my back. He gone, comes Mr.
+Herbert, Mr. Honiwood's man, and dined with me, a very honest, plain,
+well-meaning man, I think him to be; and by his discourse and manner of
+life, the true embleme of an old ordinary serving-man. After dinner up
+to my chamber and made an end of Dr. Power's booke of the Microscope,
+very fine and to my content, and then my wife and I with great pleasure,
+but with great difficulty before we could come to find the manner of
+seeing any thing by my microscope. At last did with good content, though
+not so much as I expect when I come to understand it better. By and by
+comes W. Joyce, in his silke suit, and cloake lined with velvett:
+staid talking with me, and I very merry at it. He supped with me; but a
+cunning, crafty fellow he is, and dangerous to displease, for his tongue
+spares nobody. After supper I up to read a little, and then to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes by coach to St. James's, and there did
+our business with the Duke, who tells us more and more signs of a Dutch
+warr, and how we must presently set out a fleete for Guinny, for the
+Dutch are doing so, and there I believe the warr will begin. Thence home
+with him again, in our way he talking of his cures abroad, while he was
+with the King as a doctor, and above all men the pox. And among others,
+Sir J. Denham he told me he had cured, after it was come to an ulcer
+all over his face, to a miracle. To the Coffee-house I, and so to the
+'Change a little, and then home to dinner with Creed, whom I met at the
+Coffee-house, and after dinner by coach set him down at the Temple, and
+I and my wife to Mr. Blagrave's. They being none of them at home; I to
+the Hall, leaving her there, and thence to the Trumpett, whither came
+Mrs. Lane, and there begins a sad story how her husband, as I feared,
+proves not worth a farthing, and that she is with child and undone, if I
+do not get him a place. I had my pleasure here of her, and she, like an
+impudent jade, depends upon my kindness to her husband, but I will have
+no more to do with her, let her brew as she has baked, seeing she would
+not take my counsel about Hawly. After drinking we parted, and I to
+Blagrave's, and there discoursed with Mrs. Blagrave about her kinswoman,
+who it seems is sickly even to frantiqueness sometimes, and among
+other things chiefly from love and melancholy upon the death of her
+servant,&mdash;[Servant = lover.]&mdash;insomuch that she telling us all most
+simply and innocently I fear she will not be able to come to us with any
+pleasure, which I am sorry for, for I think she would have pleased us
+very well. In comes he, and so to sing a song and his niece with us,
+but she sings very meanly. So through the Hall and thence by coach home,
+calling by the way at Charing Crosse, and there saw the great Dutchman
+that is come over, under whose arm I went with my hat on, and could not
+reach higher than his eye-browes with the tip of my fingers, reaching as
+high as I could. He is a comely and well-made man, and his wife a very
+little, but pretty comely Dutch woman. It is true, he wears pretty
+high-heeled shoes, but not very high, and do generally wear a turbant,
+which makes him show yet taller than really he is, though he is very
+tall, as I have said before. Home to my office, and then to supper, and
+then to my office again late, and so home to bed, my wife and I troubled
+that we do not speed better in this business of her woman.
+</p>
+<p>
+16th. Wakened about two o'clock this morning with the noise of thunder,
+which lasted for an houre, with such continued lightnings, not flashes,
+but flames, that all the sky and ayre was light; and that for a great
+while, not a minute's space between new flames all the time; such a
+thing as I never did see, nor could have believed had ever been in
+nature. And being put into a great sweat with it, could not sleep till
+all was over. And that accompanied with such a storm of rain as I never
+heard in my life. I expected to find my house in the morning overflowed
+with the rain breaking in, and that much hurt must needs have been done
+in the city with this lightning; but I find not one drop of rain in my
+house, nor any newes of hurt done. But it seems it has been here and
+all up and down the countrie hereabouts the like tempest, Sir W. Batten
+saying much of the greatness thereof at Epsum. Up and all the morning at
+the office. At noon busy at the 'Change about one business or other, and
+thence home to dinner, and so to my office all the afternoon very busy,
+and so to supper anon, and then to my office again a while, collecting
+observations out of Dr. Power's booke of Microscopes, and so home to
+bed, very stormy weather to-night for winde. This day we had newes that
+my Lady Pen is landed and coming hither, so that I hope the family will
+be in better order and more neate than it hath been.
+</p>
+<p>
+17th. Up, and going to Sir W. Batten to speak to him about business,
+he did give me three, bottles of his Epsum water, which I drank and
+it wrought well with me, and did give me many good stools, and I found
+myself mightily cooled with them and refreshed. Thence I to Mr. Honiwood
+and my father's old house, but he was gone out, and there I staid
+talking with his man Herbert, who tells me how Langford and his wife are
+very foul-mouthed people, and will speak very ill of my father, calling
+him old rogue in reference to the hard penniworths he sold him of his
+goods when the rogue need not have bought any of them. So that I am
+resolved he shall get no more money by me, but it vexes me to think that
+my father should be said to go away in debt himself, but that I will
+cause to be remedied whatever comes of it. Thence to my Lord Crew, and
+there with him a little while. Before dinner talked of the Dutch war,
+and find that he do much doubt that we shall fall into it without the
+money or consent of Parliament, that is expected or the reason of it
+that is fit to have for every warr. Dined with him, and after dinner
+talked with Sir Thomas Crew, who told me how Mr. Edward Montagu is
+for ever blown up, and now quite out with his father again; to whom
+he pretended that his going down was, not that he was cast out of the
+Court, but that he had leave to be absent a month; but now he finds the
+truth. Thence to my Lady Sandwich, where by agreement my wife dined, and
+after talking with her I carried my wife to Mr. Pierce's and left her
+there, and so to Captain Cooke's, but he was not at home, but I there
+spoke with my boy Tom Edwards, and directed him to go to Mr. Townsend
+(with whom I was in the morning) to have measure taken of his clothes to
+be made him there out of the Wardrobe, which will be so done, and then
+I think he will come to me. Thence to White Hall, and after long staying
+there was no Committee of the Fishery as was expected. Here I walked
+long with Mr. Pierce, who tells me the King do still sup every night
+with my Lady Castlemayne, who he believes has lately slunk a great belly
+away, for from very big she is come to be down again. Thence to Mrs.
+Pierce's, and with her and my wife to see Mrs. Clarke, where with him
+and her very merry discoursing of the late play of Henry the 5th, which
+they conclude the best that ever was made, but confess with me that
+Tudor's being dismissed in the manner he is is a great blemish to the
+play. I am mightily pleased with the Doctor, for he is the only man I
+know that I could learn to pronounce by, which he do the best that ever
+I heard any man. Thence home and to the office late, and so to supper
+and to bed. My Lady Pen came hither first to-night to Sir W. Pen's
+lodgings.
+</p>
+<p>
+18th. Lay too long in bed, till 8 o'clock, then up and Mr. Reeve came
+and brought an anchor and a very fair loadstone. He would have had me
+bought it, and a good stone it is, but when he saw that I would not
+buy it he said he [would] leave it for me to sell for him. By and by he
+comes to tell me that he had present occasion for L6 to make up a sum,
+and that he would pay me in a day or two, but I had the unusual wit to
+deny him, and so by and by we parted, and I to the office, where busy
+all the morning sitting. Dined alone at home, my wife going to-day to
+dine with Mrs. Pierce, and thence with her and Mrs. Clerke to see a new
+play, "The Court Secret." I busy all the afternoon, toward evening
+to Westminster, and there in the Hall a while, and then to my barber,
+willing to have any opportunity to speak to Jane, but wanted it. So to
+Mrs. Pierces, who was come home, and she and Mrs. Clerke busy at cards,
+so my wife being gone home, I home, calling by the way at the Wardrobe
+and met Mr. Townsend, Mr. Moore and others at the Taverne thereby, and
+thither I to them and spoke with Mr. Townsend about my boy's clothes,
+which he says shall be soon done, and then I hope I shall be settled
+when I have one in the house that is musicall. So home and to supper,
+and then a little to my office, and then home to bed. My wife says the
+play she saw is the worst that ever she saw in her life.
+</p>
+<p>
+19th. Up and to the office, where Mr. Coventry and Sir W. Pen and I sat
+all the morning hiring of ships to go to Guinny, where we believe the
+warr with Holland will first break out. At noon dined at home, and after
+dinner my wife and I to Sir W. Pen's, to see his Lady, the first time,
+who is a well-looked, fat, short, old Dutchwoman, but one that hath been
+heretofore pretty handsome, and is now very discreet, and, I believe,
+hath more wit than her husband. Here we staid talking a good while, and
+very well pleased I was with the old woman at first visit. So away home,
+and I to my office, my wife to go see my aunt Wight, newly come to town.
+Creed came to me, and he and I out, among other things, to look out a
+man to make a case, for to keep my stone, that I was cut of, in, and he
+to buy Daniel's history, which he did, but I missed of my end. So parted
+upon Ludgate Hill, and I home and to the office, where busy till supper,
+and home to supper to a good dish of fritters, which I bespoke, and were
+done much to my mind. Then to the office a while again, and so home
+to bed. The newes of the Emperour's victory over the Turkes is by some
+doubted, but by most confessed to be very small (though great) of what
+was talked, which was 80,000 men to be killed and taken of the Turke's
+side.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th. Up and to the office a while, but this day the Parliament meeting
+only to be adjourned to November (which was done, accordingly), we did
+not meet, and so I forth to bespeak a case to be made to keep my stone
+in, which will cost me 25s. Thence I walked to Cheapside, there to see
+the effect of a fire there this morning, since four o'clock; which I
+find in the house of Mr. Bois, that married Dr. Fuller's niece, who are
+both out of towne, leaving only a mayde and man in towne. It begun in
+their house, and hath burned much and many houses backward, though none
+forward; and that in the great uniform pile of buildings in the middle
+of Cheapside. I am very sorry for them, for the Doctor's sake. Thence
+to the 'Change, and so home to dinner. And thence to Sir W. Batten's,
+whither Sir Richard Ford came, the Sheriffe, who hath been at this fire
+all the while; and he tells me, upon my question, that he and the Mayor
+were there, as it is their dutys to be, not only to keep the peace, but
+they have power of commanding the pulling down of any house or houses,
+to defend the whole City. By and by comes in the Common Cryer of the
+City to speak with him; and when he was gone, says he, "You may see
+by this man the constitution of the Magistracy of this City; that this
+fellow's place, I dare give him (if he will be true to me) L1000 for
+his profits every year, and expect to get L500 more to myself thereby.
+When," says he, "I in myself am forced to spend many times as much." By
+and by came Mr. Coventry, and so we met at the office, to hire ships for
+Guinny, and that done broke up. I to Sir W. Batten's, there to discourse
+with Mrs. Falconer, who hath been with Sir W. Pen this evening, after
+Mr. Coventry had promised her half what W. Bodham had given him for his
+place, but Sir W. Pen, though he knows that, and that Mr. Bodham hath
+said that his place hath cost him L100 and would L100 more, yet is he
+so high against the poor woman that he will not hear to give her a
+farthing, but it seems do listen after a lease where he expects Mr.
+Falconer hath put in his daughter's life, and he is afraid that that is
+not done, and did tell Mrs. Falconer that he would see it and know what
+is done therein in spite of her, when, poor wretch, she neither do nor
+can hinder him the knowing it. Mr. Coventry knows of this business of
+the lease, and I believe do think of it as well as I. But the poor woman
+is gone home without any hope, but only Mr. Coventry's own nobleness. So
+I to my office and wrote many letters, and so to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st (Lord's day). Waked about 4 o'clock with my wife, having a
+looseness, and peoples coming in the yard to the pump to draw water
+several times, so that fear of this day's fire made me fearful, and
+called Besse and sent her down to see, and it was Griffin's maid for
+water to wash her house. So to sleep again, and then lay talking till
+9 o'clock. So up and drunk three bottles of Epsum water, which wrought
+well with me. I all the morning and most of the afternoon after dinner
+putting papers to rights in my chamber, and the like in the evening till
+night at my office, and renewing and writing fair over my vowes. So home
+to supper, prayers, and to bed. Mr. Coventry told us the Duke was gone
+ill of a fit of an ague to bed; so we sent this morning to see how he
+do.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Elizabeth Falkener, wife of John Falkener, announced to Pepys the
+ death of "her dear and loving husband" in a letter dated July 19th,
+ 1664 "begs interest that she may be in something considered by the
+ person succeeding her husband in his employment, which has
+ occasioned great expenses." ("Calendar of State Papers," Domestic,
+ 1663-64, p. 646)]
+</pre>
+<p>
+22nd. Up and abroad, doing very many errands to my great content which
+lay as burdens upon my mind and memory. Home to dinner, and so to
+White Hall, setting down my wife at her father's, and I to the Tangier
+Committee, where several businesses I did to my mind, and with hopes
+thereby to get something. So to Westminster Hall, where by appointment
+I had made I met with Dr. Tom Pepys, but avoided all discourse of
+difference with him, though much against my will, and he like a doating
+coxcomb as he is, said he could not but demand his money, and that he
+would have his right, and that let all anger be forgot, and such sorry
+stuff, nothing to my mind, but only I obtained this satisfaction, that
+he told me about Sturbridge last was 12 months or 2 years he was at
+Brampton, and there my father did tell him that what he had done for my
+brother in giving him his goods and setting him up as he had done was
+upon condition that he should give my brother John L20 per ann., which
+he charged upon my father, he tells me in answer, as a great deal of
+hard measure that he should expect that with him that had a brother so
+able as I am to do that for him. This is all that he says he can say as
+to my father's acknowledging that he had given Tom his goods. He says
+his brother Roger will take his oath that my father hath given him
+thanks for his counsel for his giving of Tom his goods and setting him
+up in the manner that he hath done, but the former part of this he did
+not speak fully so bad nor as certain what he could say. So we walked
+together to my cozen Joyce's, where my wife staid for me, and then I
+home and her by coach, and so to my office, then to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+23rd. Lay long talking with my wife, and angry awhile about her desiring
+to have a French mayde all of a sudden, which I took to arise from
+yesterday's being with her mother. But that went over and friends again,
+and so she be well qualitied, I care not much whether she be French or
+no, so a Protestant. Thence to the office, and at noon to the 'Change,
+where very busy getting ships for Guinny and for Tangier. So home to
+dinner, and then abroad all the afternoon doing several errands, to
+comply with my oath of ending many businesses before Bartholomew's day,
+which is two days hence. Among others I went into New Bridewell, in my
+way to Mr. Cole, and there I saw the new model, and it is very handsome.
+Several at work, among others, one pretty whore brought in last night,
+which works very lazily. I did give them 6d. to drink, and so away. To
+Graye's Inn, but missed Mr. Cole, and so homeward called at Harman's,
+and there bespoke some chairs for a room, and so home, and busy late,
+and then to supper and to bed. The Dutch East India Fleete are now
+come home safe, which we are sorry for. Our Fleets on both sides are
+hastening out to Guinny.
+</p>
+<p>
+24th. Up by six o'clock, and to my office with Tom Hater dispatching
+business in haste. At nine o'clock to White Hall about Mr. Maes's
+business at the Council, which stands in an ill condition still. Thence
+to Graye's Inn, but missed of Mr. Cole the lawyer, and so walked home,
+calling among the joyners in Wood Streete to buy a table and bade in
+many places, but did not buy it till I come home to see the place where
+it is to stand, to judge how big it must be. So after 'Change home and a
+good dinner, and then to White Hall to a Committee of the Fishery, where
+my Lord Craven and Mr. Gray mightily against Mr. Creed's being joined
+in the warrant for Secretary with Mr. Duke. However I did get it put
+off till the Duke of Yorke was there, and so broke up doing nothing. So
+walked home, first to the Wardrobe, and there saw one suit of clothes
+made for my boy and linen set out, and I think to have him the latter
+end of this week, and so home, Mr. Creed walking the greatest part
+of the way with me advising what to do in his case about his being
+Secretary to us in conjunction with Duke, which I did give him the best
+I could, and so home and to my office, where very much business, and
+then home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th. Up and to the office after I had spoke to my taylor, Langford (who
+came to me about some work), desiring to know whether he knew of any
+debts that my father did owe of his own in the City. He tells me, "No,
+not any." I did on purpose try him because of what words he and his wife
+have said of him (as Herbert told me the other day), and further did
+desire him, that if he knew of any or could hear of any that he should
+bid them come to me, and I would pay them, for I would not that because
+he do not pay my brother's debts that therefore he should be thought
+to deny the payment of his owne. All the morning at the office busy. At
+noon to the 'Change, among other things busy to get a little by the hire
+of a ship for Tangier. So home to dinner, and after dinner comes
+Mr. Cooke to see me; it is true he was kind to me at sea in carrying
+messages to and fro to my wife from sea, but I did do him kindnesses
+too, and therefore I matter not much to compliment or make any regard
+of his thinking me to slight him as I do for his folly about my brother
+Tom's mistress. After dinner and some talk with him, I to my office;
+there busy, till by and by Jacke Noble came to me to tell me that he had
+Cave in prison, and that he would give me and my father good security
+that neither we nor any of our family should be troubled with the child;
+for he could prove that he was fully satisfied for him; and that if the
+worst came to the worst, the parish must keep it; that Cave did bring
+the child to his house, but they got it carried back again, and that
+thereupon he put him in prison. When he saw that I would not pay him
+the money, nor made anything of being secured against the child, he then
+said that then he must go to law, not himself, but come in as a witness
+for Cave against us. I could have told him that he could bear witness
+that Cave is satisfied, or else there is no money due to himself; but
+I let alone any such discourse, only getting as much out of him as I
+could. I perceive he is a rogue, and hath inquired into everything and
+consulted with Dr. Pepys, and that he thinks as Dr. Pepys told him that
+my father if he could would not pay a farthing of the debts, and yet I
+made him confess that in all his lifetime he never knew my father to be
+asked for money twice, nay, not once, all the time he lived with him,
+and that for his own debts he believed he would do so still, but he
+meant only for those of Tom. He said now that Randall and his wife and
+the midwife could prove from my brother's own mouth that the child was
+his, and that Tom had told them the circumstances of time, upon November
+5th at night, that he got it on her. I offered him if he would secure
+my father against being forced to pay the money again I would pay him,
+which at first he would do, give his own security, and when I asked more
+than his own he told me yes he would, and those able men, subsidy men,
+but when we came by and by to discourse of it again he would not then do
+it, but said he would take his course, and joyne with Cave and release
+him, and so we parted. However, this vexed me so as I could not be
+quiet, but took coach to go speak with Mr. Cole, but met him not within,
+so back, buying a table by the way, and at my office late, and then home
+to supper and to bed, my mind disordered about this roguish business&mdash;in
+every thing else, I thank God, well at ease.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th. Up by 5 o'clock, which I have not been many a day, and down by
+water to Deptford, and there took in Mr. Pumpfield the rope-maker, and
+down with him to Woolwich to view Clothier's cordage, which I found bad
+and stopped the receipt of it. Thence to the ropeyard, and there among
+other things discoursed with Mrs. Falconer, who tells me that she has
+found the writing, and Sir W. Pen's daughter is not put into the
+lease for her life as he expected, and I am glad of it. Thence to the
+Dockyarde, and there saw the new ship in very great forwardness, and so
+by water to Deptford a little, and so home and shifting myself, to the
+'Change, and there did business, and thence down by water to White Hall,
+by the way, at the Three Cranes, putting into an alehouse and eat a bit
+of bread and cheese. There I could not get into the Parke, and so was
+fain to stay in the gallery over the gate to look to the passage into
+the Parke, into which the King hath forbid of late anybody's coming, to
+watch his coming that had appointed me to come, which he did by and by
+with his lady and went to Guardener's Lane, and there instead of meeting
+with one that was handsome and could play well, as they told me, she is
+the ugliest beast and plays so basely as I never heard anybody, so that
+I should loathe her being in my house. However, she took us by and by
+and showed us indeed some pictures at one Hiseman's, a picture drawer, a
+Dutchman, which is said to exceed Lilly, and indeed there is both of
+the Queenes and Mayds of Honour (particularly Mrs. Stewart's in a buff
+doublet like a soldier) as good pictures, I think, as ever I saw.
+The Queene is drawn in one like a shepherdess, in the other like St.
+Katharin, most like and most admirably. I was mightily pleased with this
+sight indeed, and so back again to their lodgings, where I left them,
+but before I went this mare that carried me, whose name I know not but
+that they call him Sir John, a pitiful fellow, whose face I have long
+known but upon what score I know not, but he could have the confidence
+to ask me to lay down money for him to renew the lease of his house,
+which I did give eare to there because I was there receiving a civility
+from him, but shall not part with my money. There I left them, and I by
+water home, where at my office busy late, then home to supper, and so to
+bed. This day my wife tells me Mr. Pen,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [William Penn, afterwards the famous Quaker. P. Gibson, writing to
+ him in March, 1711-12, says: "I remember your honour very well,
+ when you newly came out of France and wore pantaloon breeches"]
+</pre>
+<p>
+Sir William's son, is come back from France, and come to visit her. A
+most modish person, grown, she says, a fine gentleman.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and there almost made my bargain about a ship for Tangier,
+which will bring me in a little profit with Captain Taylor. Off the
+'Change with Mr. Cutler and Sir W. Rider to Cutler's house, and there
+had a very good dinner, and two or three pretty young ladies of their
+relations there. Thence to my case-maker for my stone case, and had it
+to my mind, and cost me 24s., which is a great deale of money, but it is
+well done and pleases me. So doing some other small errands I home, and
+there find my boy, Tom Edwards, come, sent me by Captain Cooke, having
+been bred in the King's Chappell these four years. I propose to make a
+clerke of him, and if he deserves well, to do well by him. Spent much
+of the afternoon to set his chamber in order, and then to the office
+leaving him at home, and late at night after all business was done I
+called Will and told him my reason of taking a boy, and that it is
+of necessity, not out of any unkindness to him, nor should be to his
+injury, and then talked about his landlord's daughter to come to my
+wife, and I think it will be. So home and find my boy a very schoole
+boy, that talks innocently and impertinently, but at present it is a
+sport to us, and in a little time he will leave it. So sent him to bed,
+he saying that he used to go to bed at eight o'clock, and then all of
+us to bed, myself pretty well pleased with my choice of a boy. All the
+newes this day is, that the Dutch are, with twenty-two sayle of ships
+of warr, crewsing up and down about Ostend; at which we are alarmed. My
+Lord Sandwich is come back into the Downes with only eight sayle,
+which is or may be a prey to the Dutch, if they knew our weakness and
+inability to set out any more speedily.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th (Lord's day). Up the first time I have had great while. Home to
+dined, and with my boy alone to church anybody to attend me to church a
+dinner, and there met Creed, who, and we merry together, as his learning
+is such and judgment that I cannot but be pleased with it. After dinner
+I took him to church, into our gallery, with me, but slept the best part
+of the sermon, which was a most silly one. So he and I to walk to the
+'Change a while, talking from one pleasant discourse to another, and
+so home, and thither came my uncle Wight and aunt, and supped with us
+mighty merry. And Creed lay with us all night, and so to bed, very merry
+to think how Mr. Holliard (who came in this evening to see me) makes
+nothing, but proving as a most clear thing that Rome is Antichrist.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th. Up betimes, intending to do business at my office, by 5 o'clock,
+but going out met at my door Mr. Hughes come to speak with me about
+office business, and told me that as he came this morning from Deptford
+he left the King's yarde a-fire. So I presently took a boat and down,
+and there found, by God's providence, the fire out; but if there had
+been any wind it must have burned all our stores, which is a most
+dreadfull consideration. But leaving all things well I home, and out
+abroad doing many errands, Mr. Creed also out, and my wife to her
+mother's, and Creed and I met at my Lady Sandwich's and there dined; but
+my Lady is become as handsome, I think, as ever she was; and so good and
+discreet a woman I know not in the world. After dinner I to Westminster
+to Jervas's a while, and so doing many errands by the way, and necessary
+ones, I home, and thither came the woman with her mother which our Will
+recommends to my wife. I like her well, and I think will please us. My
+wife and they agreed, and she is to come the next week. At which I am
+very well contented, for then I hope we shall be settled, but I must
+remember that, never since I was housekeeper, I ever lived so quietly,
+without any noise or one angry word almost, as I have done since my
+present mayds Besse, Jane, and Susan came and were together. Now I have
+taken a boy and am taking a woman, I pray God we may not be worse, but I
+will observe it. After being at my office a while, home to supper and to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+30th. Up and to the office, where sat long, and at noon to dinner at
+home; after dinner comes Mr. Pen to visit me, and staid an houre talking
+with me. I perceive something of learning he hath got, but a great
+deale, if not too much, of the vanity of the French garbe and affected
+manner of speech and gait. I fear all real profit he hath made of his
+travel will signify little. So, he gone, I to my office and there very
+busy till late at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+31st. Up by five o'clock and to my office, where T. Hater and Will met
+me, and so we dispatched a great deal of my business as to the ordering
+my papers and books which were behindhand. All the morning very busy at
+my office. At noon home to dinner, and there my wife hath got me some
+pretty good oysters, which is very soon and the soonest, I think, I ever
+eat any. After dinner I up to hear my boy play upon a lute, which I have
+this day borrowed of Mr. Hunt; and indeed the boy would, with little
+practice, play very well upon the lute, which pleases me well. So by
+coach to the Tangier Committee, and there have another small business by
+which I may get a little small matter of money. Staid but little there,
+and so home and to my office, where late casting up my monthly accounts,
+and, blessed be God! find myself worth L1020, which is still the most I
+ever was worth. So home and to bed. Prince Rupert I hear this day is to
+go to command this fleete going to Guinny against the Dutch. I doubt few
+will be pleased with his going, being accounted an unhappy' man. My mind
+at good rest, only my father's troubles with Dr. Pepys and my brother
+Tom's creditors in general do trouble me. I have got a new boy that
+understands musique well, as coming to me from the King's Chappell, and
+I hope will prove a good boy, and my wife and I are upon having a woman,
+which for her content I am contented to venture upon the charge of
+again, and she is one that our' Will finds out for us, and understands
+a little musique, and I think will please us well, only her friends live
+too near us. Pretty well in health, since I left off wearing of a gowne
+within doors all day, and then go out with my legs into the cold, which
+brought me daily pain.
+</p>
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+<h2>
+ SEPTEMBER 1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+Sept. 1st. A sad rainy night, up and to the office, where busy all
+the morning. At noon to the 'Change and thence brought Mr. Pierce, the
+Surgeon, and Creed, and dined very merry and handsomely; but my wife
+not being well of those she not with us; and we cut up the great cake
+Moorcocke lately sent us, which is very good. They gone I to my office,
+and there very busy till late at night, and so home to supper and to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd. Up very betimes and walked (my boy with me) to Mr. Cole's, and
+after long waiting below, he being under the barber's hands, I spoke
+with him, and he did give me much hopes of getting my debt that my
+brother owed me, and also that things would go well with my father. But
+going to his attorney's, that he directed me to, they tell me both that
+though I could bring my father to a confession of a judgment, yet he
+knowing that there are specialties out against him he is bound to plead
+his knowledge of them to me before he pays me, or else he must do it in
+his own wrong. I took a great deal of pains this morning in the thorough
+understanding hereof, and hope that I know the truth of our case, though
+it be but bad, yet better than to run spending money and all to no
+purpose. However, I will inquire a little more. Walked home, doing very
+many errands by the way to my great content, and at the 'Change met
+and spoke with several persons about serving us with pieces of eight at
+Tangier. So home to dinner above stairs, my wife not being well of those
+in bed. I dined by her bedside, but I got her to rise and abroad with
+me by coach to Bartholomew Fayre, and our boy with us, and there shewed
+them and myself the dancing on the ropes, and several other the best
+shows; but pretty it is to see how our boy carries himself so innocently
+clownish as would make one laugh. Here till late and dark, then up and
+down, to buy combes for my wife to give her mayds, and then by coach
+home, and there at the office set down my day's work, and then home to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd. I have had a bad night's rest to-night, not sleeping well, as my
+wife observed, and once or twice she did wake me, and I thought myself
+to be mightily bit with fleas, and in the morning she chid her mayds for
+not looking the fleas a-days. But, when I rose, I found that it is only
+the change of the weather from hot to cold, which, as I was two winters
+ago, do stop my pores, and so my blood tingles and itches all day all
+over my body, and so continued to-day all the day long just as I was
+then, and if it continues to be so cold I fear I must come to the same
+pass, but sweating cured me then, and I hope, and am told, will this
+also. At the office sat all the morning, dined at home, and after dinner
+to White Hall, to the Fishing Committee, but not above four of us met,
+which could do nothing, and a sad thing it is to see so great a work so
+ill followed, for at this pace it can come to any thing at first sight.
+Mr. Hill came to tell me that he had got a gentlewoman for my wife, one
+Mrs. Ferrabosco, that sings most admirably. I seemed glad of it; but
+I hear she is too gallant for me, and I am not sorry that I misse her.
+Thence to the office, setting some papers right, and so home to supper
+and to bed, after prayers.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th. Up and to St. James's, and there did our business with the Duke;
+where all our discourse of warr in the highest measure. Prince Rupert
+was with us; who is fitting himself to go to sea in the Heneretta. And
+afterwards in White Hall I met him and Mr. Gray, and he spoke to me,
+and in other discourse, says he, "God damn me, I can answer but for
+one ship, and in that I will do my part; for it is not in that as in an
+army, where a man can command every thing." By and by to a Committee
+for the Fishery, the Duke of Yorke there, where, after Duke was made
+Secretary, we fell to name a Committee, whereof I was willing to be one,
+because I would have my hand in the business, to understand it and be
+known in doing something in it; and so, after cutting out work for the
+Committee, we rose, and I to my wife to Unthanke's, and with her from
+shop to shop, laying out near L10 this morning in clothes for her.
+And so I to the 'Change, where a while, and so home and to dinner, and
+thither came W. Bowyer and dined with us; but strange to see how he
+could not endure onyons in sauce to lamb, but was overcome with the
+sight of it, and so-was forced to make his dinner of an egg or two. He
+tells us how Mrs. Lane is undone, by her marrying so bad, and desires to
+speak with me, which I know is wholly to get me to do something for her
+to get her husband a place, which he is in no wise fit for. After dinner
+down to Woolwich with a gaily, and then to Deptford, and so home, all
+the way reading Sir J. Suck[l]ing's "Aglaura," which, methinks, is but a
+mean play; nothing of design in it. Coming home it is strange to see how
+I was troubled to find my wife, but in a necessary compliment, expecting
+Mr. Pen to see her, who had been there and was by her people denied,
+which, he having been three times, she thought not fit he should be any
+more. But yet even this did raise my jealousy presently and much vex me.
+However, he did not come, which pleased me, and I to supper, and to the
+office till 9 o'clock or thereabouts, and so home to bed. My aunt James
+had been here to-day with Kate Joyce twice to see us. The second time my
+wife was at home, and they it seems are going down to Brampton, which I
+am sorry for, for the charge that my father will be put to. But it must
+be borne with, and my mother has a mind to see them, but I do condemn
+myself mightily for my pride and contempt of my aunt and kindred that
+are not so high as myself, that I have not seen her all this while, nor
+invited her all this while.
+</p>
+<p>
+6th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home
+to dinner, then to my office and there waited, thinking to have had
+Bagwell's wife come to me about business, that I might have talked with
+her, but she came not. So I to White Hall by coach with Mr. Andrews,
+and there I got his contract for the victualling of Tangier signed and
+sealed by us there, so that all the business is well over, and I hope
+to have made a good business of it and to receive L100 by it the next
+weeke, for which God be praised! Thence to W. Joyce's and Anthony's, to
+invite them to dinner to meet my aunt James at my house, and the rather
+because they are all to go down to my father the next weeke, and so I
+would be a little kind to them before they go. So home, having called
+upon Doll, our pretty 'Change woman, for a pair of gloves trimmed with
+yellow ribbon, to [match the] petticoate my wife bought yesterday, which
+cost me 20s.; but she is so pretty, that, God forgive me! I could not
+think it too much&mdash;which is a strange slavery that I stand in to beauty,
+that I value nothing near it. So going home, and my coach stopping in
+Newgate Market over against a poulterer's shop, I took occasion to buy
+a rabbit, but it proved a deadly old one when I came to eat it, as I did
+do after an hour being at my office, and after supper again there till
+past 11 at night. So home,, and to bed. This day Mr. Coventry did tell
+us how the Duke did receive the Dutch Embassador the other day; by
+telling him that, whereas they think us in jest, he believes that the
+Prince (Rupert) which goes in this fleete to Guinny will soon tell them
+that we are in earnest, and that he himself will do the like here, in
+the head of the fleete here at home, and that for the meschants, which
+he told the Duke there were in England, which did hope to do themselves
+good by the King's being at warr, says he, the English have ever united
+all this private difference to attend foraigne, and that Cromwell,
+notwithstanding the meschants in his time, which were the Cavaliers, did
+never find them interrupt him in his foraigne businesses, and that he
+did not doubt but to live to see the Dutch as fearfull of provoking the
+English, under the government of a King, as he remembers them to have
+been under that of a Coquin. I writ all this story to my Lord Sandwich
+tonight into the Downes, it being very good and true, word for word from
+Mr. Coventry to-day.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th. Lay long to-day, pleasantly discoursing with my wife about the
+dinner we are to have for the Joyces, a day or two hence. Then up and
+with Mr. Margetts to Limehouse to see his ground and ropeyarde there,
+which is very fine, and I believe we shall employ it for the Navy, for
+the King's grounds are not sufficient to supply our defence if a warr
+comes. Thence back to the 'Change, where great talke of the forwardnesse
+of the Dutch, which puts us all to a stand, and particularly myself for
+my Lord Sandwich, to think him to lie where he is for a sacrifice, if
+they should begin with us. So home and Creed with me, and to dinner, and
+after dinner I out to my office, taking in Bagwell's wife, who I knew
+waited for me, but company came to me so soon that I could have no
+discourse with her, as I intended, of pleasure. So anon abroad with
+Creed walked to Bartholomew Fayre, this being the last day, and there
+saw the best dancing on the ropes that I think I ever saw in my life,
+and so all say, and so by coach home, where I find my wife hath had her
+head dressed by her woman, Mercer, which is to come to her to-morrow,
+but my wife being to go to a christening tomorrow, she came to do her
+head up to-night. So a while to my office, and then to supper and to
+bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning. At noon dined at
+home, and I by water down to Woolwich by a galley, and back again in the
+evening. All haste made in setting out this Guinny fleete, but yet not
+such as will ever do the King's business if we come to a warr. My wife
+this afternoon being very well dressed by her new woman, Mary Mercer,
+a decayed merchant's daughter that our Will helps us to, did go to the
+christening of Mrs. Mills, the parson's wife's child, where she never
+was before. After I was come home Mr. Povey came to me and took me out
+to supper to Mr. Bland's, who is making now all haste to be gone for
+Tangier. Here pretty merry, and good discourse, fain to admire the
+knowledge and experience of Mrs. Bland, who I think as good a merchant
+as her husband. I went home and there find Mercer, whose person I like
+well, and I think will do well, at least I hope so. So to my office a
+while and then to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+9th. Up, and to put things in order against dinner. I out and bought
+several things, among others, a dozen of silver salts; home, and to the
+office, where some of us met a little, and then home, and at noon comes
+my company, namely, Anthony and Will Joyce and their wives, my aunt
+James newly come out of Wales, and my cozen Sarah Gyles. Her husband did
+not come, and by her I did understand afterwards, that it was because he
+was not yet able to pay me the 40s. she had borrowed a year ago of me.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Pepys would have been more proud of his cousin had he anticipated
+ her husband's becoming a knight, for she was probably the same
+ person whose burial is recorded in the register of St. Helen's,
+ Bishopsgate, September 4th, 1704: "Dame Sarah Gyles, widow, relict
+ of Sir John Gyles."&mdash;B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+I was as merry as I could, giving them a good dinner; but W. Joyce did
+so talk, that he made every body else dumb, but only laugh at him. I
+forgot there was Mr. Harman and his wife, my aunt, a very good harmlesse
+woman. All their talke is of her and my two she-cozen Joyces and Will's
+little boy Will (who was also here to-day), down to Brampton to my
+father's next week, which will be trouble and charge to them, but
+however my father and mother desire to see them, and so let them. They
+eyed mightily my great cupboard of plate, I this day putting my two
+flaggons upon my table; and indeed it is a fine sight, and better than
+ever I did hope to see of my owne. Mercer dined with us at table, this
+being her first dinner in my house. After dinner left them and to White
+Hall, where a small Tangier Committee, and so back again home, and there
+my wife and Mercer and Tom and I sat till eleven at night, singing and
+fiddling, and a great joy it is to see me master of so much pleasure in
+my house, that it is and will be still, I hope, a constant pleasure to
+me to be at home. The girle plays pretty well upon the harpsicon, but
+only ordinary tunes, but hath a good hand; sings a little, but hath a
+good voyce and eare. My boy, a brave boy, sings finely, and is the most
+pleasant boy at present, while his ignorant boy's tricks last, that ever
+I saw. So to supper, and with great pleasure to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+10th. Up and to the office, where we sate all the morning, and I much
+troubled to think what the end of our great sluggishness will be, for we
+do nothing in this office like people able to carry on a warr. We must
+be put out, or other people put in. Dined at home, and then my wife and
+I and Mercer to the Duke's house, and there saw "The Rivalls," which is
+no excellent play, but good acting in it; especially Gosnell comes and
+sings and dances finely, but, for all that, fell out of the key, so that
+the musique could not play to her afterwards, and so did Harris also go
+out of the tune to agree with her. Thence home and late writing letters,
+and this night I received, by Will, L105, the first-fruits of my
+endeavours in the late contract for victualling of Tangier, for which
+God be praised! for I can with a safe conscience say that I have therein
+saved the King L5000 per annum, and yet got myself a hope of L300 per
+annum without the least wrong to the King. So to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+11th (Lord's day). Up and to church in the best manner I have gone a
+good while, that is to say, with my wife, and her woman, Mercer, along
+with us, and Tom, my boy, waiting on us. A dull sermon. Home, dined,
+left my wife to go to church alone, and I walked in haste being late to
+the Abbey at Westminster, according to promise to meet Jane Welsh, and
+there wearily walked, expecting her till 6 o'clock from three, but no
+Jane came, which vexed me, only part of it I spent with Mr. Blagrave
+walking in the Abbey, he telling me the whole government and discipline
+of White Hall Chappell, and the caution now used against admitting any
+debauched persons, which I was glad to hear, though he tells me there
+are persons bad enough. Thence going home went by Jarvis's, and there
+stood Jane at the door, and so I took her in and drank with her, her
+master and mistress being out of doors. She told me how she could not
+come to me this afternoon, but promised another time. So I walked home
+contented with my speaking with her, and walked to my uncle Wight's,
+where they were all at supper, and among others comes fair Mrs.
+Margarett Wight, who indeed is very pretty. So after supper home to
+prayers and to bed. This afternoon, it seems, Sir J. Minnes fell sicke
+at church, and going down the gallery stairs fell down dead, but came to
+himself again and is pretty well.
+</p>
+<p>
+12th. Up, and to my cozen Anthony Joyce's, and there took leave of my
+aunt James, and both cozens, their wives, who are this day going down to
+my father's by coach. I did give my Aunt 20s., to carry as a token to my
+mother, and 10s. to Pall. Thence by coach to St. James's, and there did
+our business as usual with the Duke; and saw him with great pleasure
+play with his little girle,&mdash;[Afterwards Queen Mary II.]&mdash;like an
+ordinary private father of a child. Thence walked to Jervas's, where
+I took Jane in the shop alone, and there heard of her, her master and
+mistress were going out. So I went away and came again half an hour
+after. In the meantime went to the Abbey, and there went in to see the
+tombs with great pleasure. Back again to Jane, and there upstairs and
+drank with her, and staid two hours with her kissing her, but nothing
+more. Anon took boat and by water to the Neat Houses over against Fox
+Hall to have seen Greatorex dive, which Jervas and his wife were gone to
+see, and there I found them (and did it the rather for a pretence for
+my having been so long at their house), but being disappointed of some
+necessaries to do it I staid not, but back to Jane, but she would not
+go out with me. So I to Mr. Creed's lodgings, and with him walked up
+and down in the New Exchange, talking mightily of the convenience and
+necessity of a man's wearing good clothes, and so after eating a messe
+of creame I took leave of him, he walking with me as far as Fleete
+Conduit, he offering me upon my request to put out some money for me
+into Backewell's hands at 6 per cent. interest, which he seldom gives,
+which I will consider of, being doubtful of trusting any of these great
+dealers because of their mortality, but then the convenience of having
+one's money, at an houre's call is very great. Thence to my uncle
+Wight's, and there supped with my wife, having given them a brave barrel
+of oysters of Povy's giving me. So home and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th. Up and, to the office, where sat busy all morning, dined at home
+and after dinner to Fishmonger's Hall, where we met the first time upon
+the Fishery Committee, and many good things discoursed of concerning
+making of farthings, which was proposed as a way of raising money for
+this business, and then that of lotterys,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Among the State Papers is a "Statement of Articles in the Covenant
+ proposed by the Commissioners for the Royal Fishing to, Sir Ant.
+ Desmarces &amp; Co. in reference to the regulation of lotteries; which
+ are very unreasonable, and of the objections thereto" ("Calendar of
+ State Papers," Domestic, 1663-64, p. 576.)]
+</pre>
+<p>
+but with great confusion; but I hope we shall fall into greater order.
+So home again and to my office, where after doing business home and to a
+little musique, after supper, and so to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th. Up, and wanting some things that should be laid ready for my
+dressing myself I was angry, and one thing after another made my wife
+give Besse warning to be gone, which the jade, whether out of fear or
+ill-nature or simplicity I know not, but she took it and asked leave
+to go forth to look a place, and did, which vexed me to the heart, she
+being as good a natured wench as ever we shall have, but only forgetful.
+At the office all the morning and at noon to the 'Change, and there went
+off with Sir W. Warren and took occasion to desire him to lend me L100,
+which he said he would let the have with all his heart presently, as he
+had promised me a little while ago to give me for my pains in his two
+great contracts for masts L100, and that this should be it. To which end
+I did move it to him, and by this means I hope to be, possessed of the
+L100 presently within 2 or 3 days. So home to dinner, and then to the
+office, and down to Blackwall by water to view a place found out for
+laying of masts, and I think it will be most proper. So home and there
+find Mr. Pen come to visit my wife, and staid with them till sent for to
+Mr. Bland's, whither by appointment I was to go to supper, and against
+my will left them together, but, God knows, without any reason of fear
+in my conscience of any evil between them, but such is my natural folly.
+Being thither come they would needs have my wife, and so Mr. Bland and
+his wife (the first time she was ever at my house or my wife at hers)
+very civilly went forth and brought her and W. Pen, and there Mr. Povy
+and we supped nobly and very merry, it being to take leave of Mr. Bland,
+who is upon going soon to Tangier. So late home and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th. At the office all the morning, then to the 'Change, and so home to
+dinner, where Luellin dined with us, and after dinner many people came
+in and kept me all the afternoon, among other the Master and Wardens
+of Chyrurgeon's Hall, who staid arguing their cause with me; I did give
+them the best answer I could, and after their being two hours with me
+parted, and I to my office to do business, which is much on my hands,
+and so late home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+16th. Up betimes and to my office, where all the morning very busy
+putting papers to rights. And among other things Mr. Gauden coming to
+me, I had a good opportunity to speak to him about his present, which
+hitherto hath been a burden: to me, that I could not do it, because I
+was doubtfull that he meant it as a temptation to me to stand by him in
+the business of Tangier victualling; but he clears me it was not, and
+that he values me and my proceedings therein very highly, being but
+what became me, and that what he did was for my old kindnesses to him in
+dispatching of his business, which I was glad to hear, and with my heart
+in good rest and great joy parted, and to my business again. At noon to
+the 'Change, where by appointment I met Sir W. Warren, and afterwards to
+the Sun taverne, where he brought to me, being all alone; L100 in a bag,
+which I offered him to give him my receipt for, but he told me, no, it
+was my owne, which he had a little while since promised me and was glad
+that (as I had told him two days since) it would now do me courtesy; and
+so most kindly he did give it me, and I as joyfully, even out of myself,
+carried it home in a coach, he himself expressly taking care that
+nobody might see this business done, though I was willing enough to have
+carried a servant with me to have received it, but he advised me to do
+it myself. So home with it and to dinner; after dinner I forth with my
+boy to buy severall things, stools and andirons and candlesticks, &amp;c.,
+household stuff, and walked to the mathematical instrument maker in
+Moorefields and bought a large pair of compasses, and there met Mr.
+Pargiter, and he would needs have me drink a cup of horse-radish ale,
+which he and a friend of his troubled with the stone have been drinking
+of, which we did and then walked into the fields as far almost as Sir
+G. Whitmore's, all the way talking of Russia, which, he says, is a
+sad place; and, though Moscow is a very great city, yet it is from the
+distance between house and house, and few people compared with this, and
+poor, sorry houses, the Emperor himself living in a wooden house, his
+exercise only flying a hawk at pigeons and carrying pigeons ten or
+twelve miles off and then laying wagers which pigeon shall come soonest
+home to her house. All the winter within doors, some few playing at
+chesse, but most drinking their time away. Women live very slavishly
+there, and it seems in the Emperor's court no room hath above two or
+three windows, and those the greatest not a yard wide or high, for
+warmth in winter time; and that the general cure for all diseases there
+is their sweating houses, or people that are poor they get into their
+ovens, being heated, and there lie. Little learning among things of
+any sort. Not a man that speaks Latin, unless the Secretary of State
+by chance. Mr. Pargiter and I walked to the 'Change together and there
+parted, and so I to buy more things and then home, and after a little
+at my office, home to supper and to bed. This day old Hardwicke came and
+redeemed a watch he had left with me in pawne for 40s. seven years ago,
+and I let him gave it. Great talk that the Dutch will certainly be out
+this week, and will sail directly to Guinny, being convoyed out of the
+Channel with 42 sail of ships.
+</p>
+<p>
+17th. Up and to the office, where Mr. Coventry very angry to see things
+go so coldly as they do, and I must needs say it makes me fearful every
+day of having some change of the office, and the truth is, I am of late
+a little guilty of being remiss myself of what I used to be, but I hope
+I shall come to my old pass again, my family being now settled again.
+Dined at home, and to the office, where late busy in setting all my
+businesses in order, and I did a very great and a very contenting
+afternoon's work. This day my aunt Wight sent my wife a new scarfe, with
+a compliment for the many favours she had received of her, which is the
+several things we have sent her. I am glad enough of it, for I see my
+uncle is so given up to the Wights that I hope for little more of them.
+So home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+18th (Lord's day). Up and to church all of us. At noon comes Anthony
+and W. Joyce (their wives being in the country with my father) and dined
+with me very merry as I can be in such company. After dinner walked
+to Westminster (tiring them by the way, and so left them, Anthony
+in Cheapside and the other in the Strand), and there spent all the
+afternoon in the Cloysters as I had agreed with Jane Welsh, but she came
+not, which vexed me, staying till 5 o'clock, and then walked homeward,
+and by coach to the old Exchange, and thence to my aunt Wight's, and
+invited her and my uncle to supper, and so home, and by and by they
+came, and we eat a brave barrel of oysters Mr. Povy sent me this
+morning, and very merry at supper, and so to prayers and to bed. Last
+night it seems my aunt Wight did send my wife a new scarfe, laced, as a
+token for her many givings to her. It is true now and then we give them
+some toys, as oranges, &amp;c., but my aime is to get myself something more
+from my uncle's favour than this.
+</p>
+<p>
+19th. Up, my wife and I having a little anger about her woman already,
+she thinking that I take too much care of her at table to mind her (my
+wife) of cutting for her, but it soon over, and so up and with Sir W.
+Batten and Sir W. Pen to St. James's, and there did our business with
+the Duke, and thence homeward straight, calling at the Coffee-house, and
+there had very good discourse with Sir&mdash;&mdash;Blunt and Dr. Whistler about
+Egypt and other things. So home to dinner, my wife having put on to-day
+her winter new suit of moyre, which is handsome, and so after dinner I
+did give her L15 to lay out in linen and necessaries for the house
+and to buy a suit for Pall, and I myself to White Hall to a Tangier
+Committee, where Colonell Reames hath brought us so full and methodical
+an account of all matters there, that I never have nor hope to see the
+like of any publique business while I live again. The Committee up, I to
+Westminster to Jervas's, and spoke with Jane; who I find cold and not
+so desirous of a meeting as before, and it is no matter, I shall be
+the freer from the inconvenience that might follow thereof, besides
+offending God Almighty and neglecting my business. So by coach home and
+to my office, where late, and so to supper and to bed. I met with Dr.
+Pierce to-day, who, speaking of Dr. Frazier's being so earnest to have
+such a one (one Collins) go chyrurgeon to the Prince's person will have
+him go in his terms and with so much money put into his hands, he tells
+me (when I was wondering that Frazier should order things with the
+Prince in that confident manner) that Frazier is so great with my Lady
+Castlemayne, and Stewart, and all the ladies at Court, in helping to
+slip their calfes when there is occasion, and with the great men in
+curing of their claps that he can do what he please with the King, in
+spite of any man, and upon the same score with the Prince; they all
+having more or less occasion to make use of him. Sir G. Carteret tells
+me this afternoon that the Dutch are not yet ready to set out; and by
+that means do lose a good wind which would carry them out and keep us
+in, and moreover he says that they begin to boggle in the business, and
+he thinks may offer terms of peace for all this, and seems to argue
+that it will be well for the King too, and I pray God send it. Colonell
+Reames did, among other things, this day tell me how it is clear that,
+if my Lord Tiviott had lived, he would have quite undone Tangier, or
+designed himself to be master of it. He did put the King upon most
+great, chargeable, and unnecessary works there, and took the course
+industriously to deter, all other merchants but himself to deal there,
+and to make both King and all others pay what he pleased for all that
+was brought thither.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, at noon to the
+'Change, and there met by appointment with Captain Poyntz, who hath some
+place, or title to a place, belonging to gameing, and so I discoursed
+with him about the business of our improving of the Lotterys, to the
+King's benefit, and that of the Fishery, and had some light from him in
+the business, and shall, he says, have more in writing from him. So home
+to dinner and then abroad to the Fishing Committee at Fishmongers' Hall,
+and there sat and did some business considerable, and so up and home,
+and there late at my office doing much business, and I find with great
+delight that I am come to my good temper of business again. God continue
+me in it. So home to supper, it being washing day, and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st. Up, and by coach to Mr. Povy's, and there got him to signe the
+payment of Captain Tayler's bills for the remainder of freight for
+the Eagle, wherein I shall be gainer about L30, thence with him to
+Westminster by coach to Houseman's [Huysman] the great picture drawer,
+and saw again very fine pictures, and have his promise, for Mr. Povy's
+sake, to take pains in what picture I shall set him about, and I think
+to have my wife's. But it is a strange thing to observe and fit for me
+to remember that I am at no time so unwilling to part with money as when
+I am concerned in the getting of it most, as I thank God of late I have
+got more in this month, viz. near 0250, than ever I did in half a year
+before in my life, I think. Thence to White Hall with him, and so walked
+to the old Exchange and back to Povy's to dinner, where great and good
+company; among others Sir John Skeffington, whom I knew at Magdalen
+College, a fellow-commoner, my fellow-pupil, but one with whom I had no
+great acquaintance, he being then, God knows, much above me. Here I
+was afresh delighted with Mr. Povy's house and pictures of perspective,
+being strange things to think how they do delude one's eye, that
+methinks it would make a man doubtful of swearing that ever he saw any
+thing. Thence with him to St. James's, and so to White Hall to a Tangier
+Committee, and hope I have light of another opportunity of getting a
+little money if Sir W. Warren will use me kindly for deales to Tangier,
+and with the hopes went joyfully home, and there received Captain
+Tayler's money, received by Will to-day, out of which (as I said above)
+I shall get above L30. So with great comfort to bed, after supper. By
+discourse this day I have great hopes from Mr. Coventry that the Dutch
+and we shall not fall out.
+</p>
+<p>
+22nd. Up and at the office all the morning. To the 'Change at noon, and
+among other things discoursed with Sir William Warren what I might do
+to get a little money by carrying of deales to Tangier, and told him the
+opportunity I have there of doing it, and he did give me some advice,
+though not so good as he would have done at any other time of the year,
+but such as I hope to make good use of, and get a little money by. So to
+Sir G. Carteret's to dinner, and he and I and Captain Cocke all alone,
+and good discourse, and thence to a Committee of Tangier at White Hall,
+and so home, where I found my wife not well, and she tells me she thinks
+she is with child, but I neither believe nor desire it. But God's will
+be done! So to my office late, and home to supper and to bed; having got
+a strange cold in my head, by flinging off my hat at dinner, and sitting
+with the wind in my neck.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [In Lord Clarendon's Essay, "On the decay of respect paid to Age,"
+ he says that in his younger days he never kept his hat on before
+ those older than himself, except at dinner.&mdash;B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+23rd. My cold and pain in my head increasing, and the palate of my mouth
+falling, I was in great pain all night. My wife also was not well,
+so that a mayd was fain to sit up by her all night. Lay long in the
+morning, at last up, and amongst others comes Mr. Fuller, that was the
+wit of Cambridge, and Praevaricator
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [At the Commencement (Comitia Majora) in July, the Praevaricator, or
+ Varier, held a similar position to the Tripos at the Comitia Minora.
+ He was so named from varying the question which he proposed, either
+ by a play upon the words or by the transposition of the terms in
+ which it was expressed. Under the pretence of maintaining some
+ philosophical question, he poured out a medley of absurd jokes and
+ 'personal ridicule, which gradually led to the abolition of the
+ office. In Thoresby's "Diary" we read, "Tuesday, July 6th. The
+ Praevaricator's speech was smart and ingenious, attended with
+ vollies of hurras" (see Wordsworth's "University Life in the
+ Eighteenth Century ").&mdash;M. B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+in my time, and staid all the morning with me discoursing, and his
+business to get a man discharged, which I did do for him. Dined with
+little heart at noon, in the afternoon against my will to the office,
+where Sir G. Carteret and we met about an order of the Council for the
+hiring him a house, giving him L1000 fine, and L70 per annum for
+it. Here Sir J. Minnes took occasion, in the most childish and most
+unbeseeming manner, to reproach us all, but most himself, that he was
+not valued as Comptroller among us, nor did anything but only set his
+hand to paper, which is but too true; and every body had a palace, and
+he no house to lie in, and wished he had but as much to build him a
+house with, as we have laid out in carved worke. It was to no end to
+oppose, but all bore it, and after laughed at him for it. So home, and
+late reading "The Siege of Rhodes" to my wife, and then to bed, my head
+being in great pain and my palate still down.
+</p>
+<p>
+24th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy, then home to
+dinner, and so after dinner comes one Phillips, who is concerned in
+the Lottery, and from him I collected much concerning that business. I
+carried him in my way to White Hall and set him down at Somersett House.
+Among other things he told me that Monsieur Du Puy, that is so great a
+man at the Duke of Yorke's, and this man's great opponent, is a knave
+and by quality but a tailor. To the Tangier Committee, and there I
+opposed Colonell Legg's estimate of supplies of provisions to be sent
+to Tangier till all were ashamed of it, and he fain after all his good
+husbandry and seeming ignorance and joy to have the King's money saved,
+yet afterwards he discovered all his design to be to keep the furnishing
+of these things to the officers of the Ordnance, but Mr. Coventry
+seconded me, and between us we shall save the King some money in the
+year. In one business of deales in L520, I offer to save L172, and yet
+purpose getting money, to myself by it. So home and to my office, and
+business being done home to supper and so to bed, my head and throat
+being still out of order mightily. This night Prior of Brampton came and
+paid me L40, and I find this poor painful man is the only thriving and
+purchasing man in the town almost. We were told to-day of a Dutch ship
+of 3 or 400 tons, where all the men were dead of the plague, and the
+ship cast ashore at Gottenburgh.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th (Lord's day). Up, and my throat being yet very sore, and, my head
+out of order, we went not to church, but I spent all the morning reading
+of "The Madd Lovers," a very good play, and at noon comes Harman and his
+wife, whom I sent for to meet the Joyces, but they came not. It seems
+Will has got a fall off his horse and broke his face. However, we were
+as merry as I could in their company, and we had a good chine of beef,
+but I had no taste nor stomach through my cold, and therefore little
+pleased with my dinner. It raining, they sat talking with us all the
+afternoon. So anon they went away; and then I to read another play, "The
+Custome of the Country," which is a very poor one, methinks. Then to
+supper, prayers, and bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th. Up pretty well again, but my mouth very scabby, my cold being
+going away, so that I was forced to wear a great black patch, but that
+would not do much good, but it happens we did not go to the Duke to-day,
+and so I staid at home busy all the morning. At noon, after dinner,
+to the 'Change, and thence home to my office again, where busy, well
+employed till 10 at night, and so home to supper and to bed, my mind
+a little troubled that I have not of late kept up myself so briske in
+business; but mind my ease a little too much and my family upon the
+coming of Mercer and Tom. So that I have not kept company, nor appeared
+very active with Mr. Coventry, but now I resolve to settle to it again,
+not that I have idled all my time, but as to my ease something. So I
+have looked a little too much after Tangier and the Fishery, and that
+in the sight of Mr. Coventry, but I have good reason to love myself for
+serving Tangier, for it is one of the best flowers in my garden.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th. Lay long, sleeping, it raining and blowing very hard. Then up and
+to the office, my mouth still being scabby and a patch on it. At the
+office all the morning. At noon dined at home, and so after dinner
+(Lewellin dining with me and in my way talking about Deering) to the
+Fishing Committee, and had there very many fine things argued, and I
+hope some good will cone of it. So home, where my wife having (after all
+her merry discourse of being with child) her months upon her is gone to
+bed. I to my office very late doing business, then home to supper and
+to bed. To-night Mr. T. Trice and Piggot came to see me, and desire my
+going down to Brampton Court, where for Piggot's sake, for whom it is
+necessary, I should go, I would be glad to go, and will, contrary to my
+purpose, endeavour it, but having now almost L1000, if not above, in my
+house, I know not what to do with it, and that will trouble my mind to
+leave in the house, and I not at home.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th. Up and by water with Mr. Tucker down to Woolwich, first to do
+several businesses of the King's, then on board Captain Fisher's ship,
+which we hire to carry goods to Tangier. All the way going and coming
+I reading and discoursing over some papers of his which he, poor man,
+having some experience, but greater conceit of it than is fit, did at
+the King's first coming over make proposals of, ordering in a new manner
+the whole revenue of the kingdom, but, God knows, a most weak thing;
+however, one paper I keep wherein he do state the main branches of the
+publick revenue fit to consider and remember. So home, very cold, and
+fearfull of having got some pain, but, thanks be to God! I was well
+after it. So to dinner, and after dinner by coach to White Hall,
+thinking to have met at a Committee of Tangier, but nobody being there
+but my Lord Rutherford, he would needs carry me and another Scotch Lord
+to a play, and so we saw, coming late, part of "The Generall," my Lord
+Orrery's (Broghill) second play; but, Lord! to see how no more either in
+words, sense, or design, it is to his "Harry the 5th" is not imaginable,
+and so poorly acted, though in finer clothes, is strange. And here I
+must confess breach of a vowe in appearance, but I not desiring it, but
+against my will, and my oathe being to go neither at my own charge nor
+at another's, as I had done by becoming liable to give them another, as
+I am to Sir W. Pen and Mr. Creed; but here I neither know which of them
+paid for me, nor, if I did, am I obliged ever to return the like, or did
+it by desire or with any willingness. So that with a safe conscience I
+do think my oathe is not broke and judge God Almighty will not think it
+other wise. Thence to W. Joyce's, and there found my aunt and cozen Mary
+come home from my father's with great pleasure and content, and thence
+to Kate's and found her also mighty pleased with her journey and their
+good usage of them, and so home, troubled in my conscience at my being
+at a play. But at home I found Mercer playing on her Vyall, which is a
+pretty instrument, and so I to the Vyall and singing till late, and so
+to bed. My mind at a great losse how to go down to Brampton this weeke,
+to satisfy Piggott; but what with the fears of my house, my money, my
+wife, and my office, I know not how in the world to think of it, Tom
+Hater being out of towne, and I having near L1000 in my house.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, dined at home and
+Creed with me; after dinner I to Sir G. Carteret, and with him to his
+new house he is taking in Broad Streete, and there surveyed all the
+rooms and bounds, in order to the drawing up a lease thereof; and that
+done, Mr. Cutler, his landlord, took me up and down, and showed me all
+his ground and house, which is extraordinary great, he having bought
+all the Augustine Fryers, and many, many a L1000 he hath and will bury
+there. So home to my business, clearing my papers and preparing my
+accounts against tomorrow for a monthly and a great auditt. So to supper
+and to bed. Fresh newes come of our beating the Dutch at Guinny quite
+out of all their castles almost, which will make them quite mad here
+at home sure. And Sir G. Carteret did tell me, that the King do joy
+mightily at it; but asked him laughing, "But," says he, "how shall I do
+to answer this to the Embassador when he comes?" Nay they say that we
+have beat them out of the New Netherlands too;
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Captain (afterwards Sir Robert) Holmes' expedition to attack the
+ Dutch settlements in Africa eventuated in an important exploit.
+ Holmes suddenly left the coast of Africa, sailed across the
+ Atlantic, and reduced the Dutch settlement of New Netherlands to
+ English rule, under the title of New York. "The short and true
+ state of the matter is this: the country mentioned was part of the
+ province of Virginia, and, as there is no settling an extensive
+ country at once, a few Swedes crept in there, who surrendered the
+ plantations they could not defend to the Dutch, who, having bought
+ the charts and papers of one Hudson, a seaman, who, by the
+ commission from the crown of England, discovered a river, to which
+ he gave his name, conceited they had purchased a province.
+ Sometimes, when we had strength in those parts, they were English
+ subjects; at others, when that strength declined, they were subjects
+ of the United Provinces. However, upon King Charles's claim the
+ States disowned the title, but resumed it during our confusions. On
+ March 12th, 1663-64, Charles II. granted it to the Duke of York
+ ... The King sent Holmes, when he returned, to the Tower, and did
+ not discharge him; till he made it evidently appear that he had not
+ infringed the law of nations ". (Campbell's "Naval History," vol.
+ ii, p., 89). How little did the King or Holmes himself foresee
+ the effects of the capture,&mdash;B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+so that we have been doing them mischief for a great while in several
+parts of the world; without publique knowledge or reason. Their fleete
+for Guinny is now, they say, ready, and abroad, and will be going
+this week. Coming home to-night, I did go to examine my wife's house
+accounts, and finding things that seemed somewhat doubtful, I was angry
+though she did make it pretty plain, but confessed that when she do
+misse a sum, she do add something to other things to make it, and, upon
+my being very angry, she do protest she will here lay up something for
+herself to buy her a necklace with, which madded me and do still trouble
+me, for I fear she will forget by degrees the way of living cheap and
+under a sense of want.
+</p>
+<p>
+30th. Up, and all day, both morning and afternoon, at my accounts, it
+being a great month, both for profit and layings out, the last being L89
+for kitchen and clothes for myself and wife, and a few extraordinaries
+for the house; and my profits, besides salary, L239; so that I have this
+weeke, notwithstanding great layings out, and preparations for laying
+out, which I make as paid this month, my balance to come to L1203, for
+which the Lord's name be praised! Dined at home at noon, staying long
+looking for Kate Joyce and my aunt James and Mary, but they came not. So
+my wife abroad to see them, and took Mary Joyce to a play. Then in
+the evening came and sat working by me at the office, and late home
+to supper and to bed, with my heart in good rest for this day's work,
+though troubled to think that my last month's negligence besides the
+making me neglect business and spend money, and lessen myself both as
+to business and the world and myself, I am fain to preserve my vowe by
+paying 20s. dry&mdash;[ Dry = hard, as "hard cash." ]&mdash;money into the poor's
+box, because I had not fulfilled all my memorandums and paid all my
+petty debts and received all my petty credits, of the last month, but I
+trust in God I shall do so no more.
+</p>
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+<h2>
+ OCTOBER 1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+October 1st. Up and at the office both forenoon and afternoon very busy,
+and with great pleasure in being so. This morning Mrs. Lane (now Martin)
+like a foolish woman, came to the Horseshoe hard by, and sent for me
+while I was: at the office; to come to speak with her by a note sealed
+up, I know to get me to do something for her husband, but I sent her an
+answer that I would see her at Westminster, and so I did not go, and she
+went away, poor soul. At night home to supper, weary, and my eyes sore
+with writing and reading, and to bed. We go now on with great vigour
+in preparing against the Dutch, who, they say, will now fall upon us
+without doubt upon this high newes come of our beating them so, wholly
+in Guinny.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd (Lord's day). My wife not being well to go to church I walked with
+my boy through the City, putting in at several churches, among others
+at Bishopsgate, and there saw the picture usually put before the King's
+book, put up in the church, but very ill painted, though it were a
+pretty piece to set up in a church. I intended to have seen the Quakers,
+who, they say, do meet every Lord's day at the Mouth at Bishopsgate; but
+I could see none stirring, nor was it fit to aske for the place, so I
+walked over Moorefields, and thence to Clerkenwell church, and there, as
+I wished, sat next pew to the fair Butler, who indeed is a most perfect
+beauty still; and one I do very much admire myself for my choice of her
+for a beauty, she having the best lower part of her face that ever I
+saw all days of my life. After church I walked to my Lady Sandwich's,
+through my Lord Southampton's new buildings in the fields behind Gray's
+Inn; and, indeed, they are a very great and a noble work. So I dined
+with my Lady, and the same innocent discourse that we used to have, only
+after dinner, being alone, she asked me my opinion about Creed, whether
+he would have a wife or no, and what he was worth, and proposed Mrs.
+Wright for him, which, she says, she heard he was once inquiring after.
+She desired I would take a good time and manner of proposing it, and
+I said I would, though I believed he would love nothing but money, and
+much was not to be expected there, she said. So away back to Clerkenwell
+Church, thinking to have got sight of la belle Boteler again, but
+failed, and so after church walked all over the fields home, and there
+my wife was angry with me for not coming home, and for gadding abroad
+to look after beauties, she told me plainly, so I made all peace, and
+to supper. This evening came Mrs. Lane (now Martin) with her husband to
+desire my helpe about a place for him. It seems poor Mr. Daniel is dead
+of the Victualling Office, a place too good for this puppy to follow him
+in. But I did give him the best words I could, and so after drinking a
+glasse of wine sent them going, but with great kindnesse. Go to supper,
+prayers, and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd. Up with Sir J. Minnes, by coach, to St. James's; and there all the
+newes now of very hot preparations for the Dutch: and being with the
+Duke, he told us he was resolved to make a tripp himself, and that Sir
+W. Pen should go in the same ship with him. Which honour, God forgive
+me! I could grudge him, for his knavery and dissimulation, though I
+do not envy much the having the same place myself. Talke also of great
+haste in the getting out another fleete, and building some ships; and
+now it is likely we have put one another by each other's dalliance past
+a retreate. Thence with our heads full of business we broke up, and I to
+my barber's, and there only saw Jane and stroked her under the chin, and
+away to the Exchange, and there long about several businesses, hoping to
+get money by them, and thence home to dinner and there found Hawly. But
+meeting Bagwell's wife at the office before I went home I took her
+into the office and there kissed her only. She rebuked me for doing it,
+saying that did I do so much to many bodies else it would be a stain to
+me. But I do not see but she takes it well enough, though in the main I
+believe she is very honest. So after some kind discourse we parted, and
+I home to dinner, and after dinner down to Deptford, where I found Mr.
+Coventry, and there we made, an experiment of Holland's and our cordage,
+and ours outdid it a great deale, as my book of observations tells
+particularly. Here we were late, and so home together by water, and I
+to my office, where late, putting things in order. Mr. Bland came this
+night to me to take his leave of me, he going to Tangier, wherein I wish
+him good successe. So home to supper and to bed, my mind troubled at the
+businesses I have to do, that I cannot mind them as I ought to do and
+get money, and more that I have neglected my frequenting and seeming
+more busy publicly than I have done of late in this hurry of business,
+but there is time left to recover it, and I trust in God I shall.
+</p>
+<p>
+4th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and this
+morning Sir W. Pen went to Chatham to look: after the ships now going
+out thence, and particularly that wherein the Duke and himself go. He
+took Sir G. Ascue with: him, whom, I believe, he hath brought into play.
+At noon to the 'Change and thence home, where I found my aunt James
+and the two she joyces. They dined and were merry with us. Thence
+after dinner to a play, to see "The Generall;" which is so dull and so
+ill-acted, that I think it is the worst. I ever saw or heard in all my
+days. I happened to sit near; to Sir Charles Sidly; who I find a very
+witty man, and he did at every line take notice of the dullness of
+the poet and badness of the action, that most pertinently; which I
+was mightily taken with; and among others where by Altemire's command
+Clarimont, the Generall, is commanded to rescue his Rivall, whom she
+loved, Lucidor, he, after a great deal of demurre, broke out; "Well,
+I'le save my Rivall and make her confess, that I deserve, while he do
+but possesse." "Why, what, pox," says Sir Charles Sydly, "would he
+have him have more, or what is there more to be had of a woman than the
+possessing her?" Thence-setting all them at home, I home with my wife
+and Mercer, vexed at my losing my time and above 20s. in money, and
+neglecting my business to see so bad a play. To-morrow they told us
+should be acted, or the day after, a new play, called "The Parson's
+Dreame," acted all by women. So to my office, and there did business;
+and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th. Up betimes and to my office, and thence by coach to New Bridewell
+to meet with Mr. Poyntz to discourse with him (being Master of the
+Workhouse there) about making of Bewpers for us. But he was not within;
+however his clerke did lead me up and down through all the house, and
+there I did with great pleasure see the many pretty works, and the
+little children employed, every one to do something, which was a very
+fine sight, and worthy encouragement. I cast away a crowne among them,
+and so to the 'Change and among the Linnen Wholesale Drapers to enquire
+about Callicos, to see what can be done with them for the supplying our
+want of Bewpers for flaggs, and I think I shall do something therein
+to good purpose for the King. So to the Coffeehouse, and there fell in
+discourse with the Secretary of the Virtuosi of Gresham College, and had
+very fine discourse with him. He tells me of a new invented instrument
+to be tried before the College anon, and I intend to see it. So to
+Trinity House, and there I dined among the old dull fellows, and so home
+and to my office a while, and then comes Mr. Cocker to see me, and I
+discoursed with him about his writing and ability of sight, and how I
+shall do to get some glasse or other to helpe my eyes by candlelight;
+and he tells me he will bring me the helps he hath within a day or two,
+and shew me what he do. Thence to the Musique-meeting at the Postoffice,
+where I was once before. And thither anon come all the Gresham College,
+and a great deal of noble company: and the new instrument was brought
+called the Arched Viall,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ ["There seems to be a curious fate reigning over the instruments
+ which have the word 'arch' prefixed to their name. They have no
+ vitality, and somehow or other come to grief. Even the famous
+ archlute, which was still a living thing in the time of Handel, has
+ now disappeared from the concert room and joined Mr. Pepys's 'Arched
+ Viall' in the limbo of things forgotten.... Mr. Pepys's
+ verdict that it would never do... has been fully confirmed by
+ the event, as his predictions usually were, being indeed always
+ founded on calm judgment and close observation."&mdash;B. (Hueffer's
+ Italian and other Studies, 1883, p. 263).]
+</pre>
+<p>
+where being tuned with lute-strings, and played on with kees like an
+organ, a piece of parchment is always kept moving; and the strings,
+which by the kees are pressed down upon it, are grated in imitation of a
+bow, by the parchment; and so it is intended to resemble several vyalls
+played on with one bow, but so basely and harshly, that it will never
+do. But after three hours' stay it could not be fixed in tune; and so
+they were fain to go to some other musique of instruments, which I am
+grown quite out of love with, and so I, after some good discourse with
+Mr. Spong, Hill, Grant, and Dr. Whistler, and others by turns, I home
+to my office and there late, and so home, where I understand my wife has
+spoke to Jane and ended matters of difference between her and her, and
+she stays with us, which I am glad of; for her fault is nothing
+but sleepiness and forgetfulness, otherwise a good-natured, quiet,
+well-meaning, honest servant, and one that will do as she is bid, so one
+called upon her and will see her do it. This morning, by three o'clock,
+the Prince&mdash;[Rupert]&mdash;and King, and Duke with him, went down the River,
+and the Prince under sail the next tide after, and so is gone from the
+Hope. God give him better successe than he used to have! This day Mr.
+Bland went away hence towards his voyage to Tangier. This day also I
+had a letter from an unknown hand that tells me that Jacke Angier, he
+believes, is dead at Lisbon, for he left him there ill.
+</p>
+<p>
+6th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning, among other
+things about this of the flags and my bringing in of callicos to oppose
+Young and Whistler. At noon by promise Mr. Pierce and his wife and Madam
+Clerke and her niece came and dined with me to a rare chine of beefe and
+spent the afternoon very pleasantly all the afternoon, and then to my
+office in the evening, they being gone, and late at business, and then
+home to supper and to bed, my mind coming to itself in following of my
+business.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th. Lay pretty while with some discontent abed, even to the having
+bad words with my wife, and blows too, about the ill-serving up of
+our victuals yesterday; but all ended in love, and so I rose and to
+my office busy all the morning. At noon dined at home, and then to my
+office again, and then abroad to look after callicos for flags, and hope
+to get a small matter by my pains therein and yet save the King a great
+deal of money, and so home to my office, and there came Mr. Cocker, and
+brought me a globe of glasse, and a frame of oyled paper, as I desired,
+to show me the manner of his gaining light to grave by, and to lessen
+the glaringnesse of it at pleasure by an oyled paper. This I bought of
+him, giving him a crowne for it; and so, well satisfied, he went away,
+and I to my business again, and so home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th. All the morning at the office, and after dinner abroad, and among
+other things contracted with one Mr. Bridges, at the White Bear on
+Cornhill, for 100 pieces of Callico to make flaggs; and as I know I
+shall save the King money, so I hope to get a little for my pains and
+venture of my own money myself. Late in the evening doing business, and
+then comes Captain Tayler, and he and I till 12 o'clock at night arguing
+about the freight of his ship Eagle, hired formerly by me to Tangier,
+and at last we made an end, and I hope to get a little money, some small
+matter by it. So home to bed, being weary and cold, but contented that I
+have made an end of that business.
+</p>
+<p>
+9th (Lord's day). Lay pretty long, but however up time enough with my
+wife to go to church. Then home to dinner, and Mr. Fuller, my Cambridge
+acquaintance, coming to me about what he was with me lately, to release
+a waterman, he told me he was to preach at Barking Church; and so I
+to heare him, and he preached well and neatly. Thence, it being time
+enough, to our owne church, and there staid wholly privately at the
+great doore to gaze upon a pretty lady, and from church dogged her home,
+whither she went to a house near Tower hill, and I think her to be one
+of the prettiest women I ever saw. So home, and at my office a while
+busy, then to my uncle Wight's, whither it seems my wife went after
+sermon and there supped, but my aunt and uncle in a very ill humour one
+with another, but I made shift with much ado to keep them from scolding,
+and so after supper home and to bed without prayers, it being cold, and
+to-morrow washing day.
+</p>
+<p>
+10th. Up and, it being rainy, in Sir W. Pen's coach to St. James's,
+and there did our usual business with the Duke, and more and more
+preparations every day appear against the Dutch, and (which I must
+confess do a little move my envy) Sir W. Pen do grow every day more and
+more regarded by the Duke,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ ["The duke had decided that the English fleet should consist of
+ three squadrons to be commanded by himself, Prince Rupert, and Lord
+ Sandwich, from which arrangement the two last, who were land
+ admirals; had concluded that Penn would have no concern in this
+ fleet. Neither the duke, Rupert, nor Sandwich had ever been engaged
+ in an encounter of fleets.... Penn alone of the four was
+ familiar with all these things. By the duke's unexpected
+ announcement that he should take Penn with him into his own ship,
+ Rupert and Sandwich at once discovered that they would be really and
+ practically under Penn's command in everything."]
+</pre>
+<p>
+because of his service heretofore in the Dutch warr which I am confident
+is by some strong obligations he hath laid upon Mr. Coventry; for Mr.
+Coventry must needs know that he is a man of very mean parts, but only
+a bred seaman: Going home in coach with Sir W. Batten he told me how Sir
+J. Minnes by the means of Sir R. Ford was the last night brought to his
+house and did discover the reason of his so long discontent with him,
+and now they are friends again, which I am sorry for, but he told it me
+so plainly that I see there is no thorough understanding between them,
+nor love, and so I hope there will be no great combination in any thing,
+nor do I see Sir J. Minnes very fond as he used to be. But: Sir W.
+Batten do raffle still against Mr. Turner and his wife, telling me he
+is a false fellow, and his wife a false woman, and has rotten teeth
+and false, set in with wire, and as I know they are so, so I am glad
+he finds it so. To the Coffee-house, and thence to the 'Change, and
+therewith Sir W. Warren to the Coffee-house behind the 'Change, and sat
+alone with him till 4 o'clock talking of his businesses first and then
+of business in general, and discourse how I might get money and how to
+carry myself to advantage to contract no envy and yet make the world
+see my pains; which was with great content to me, and a good friend and
+helpe I am like to find him, for which God be thanked! So home to dinner
+at 4 o'clock, and then to the office, and there late, and so home to
+supper and to bed, having sat up till past twelve at night to look over
+the account of the collections for the Fishery, and the loose and base
+manner that monies so collected are disposed of in, would make a
+man never part with a penny in that manner, and, above all, the
+inconvenience of having a great man, though never so seeming pious as
+my Lord Pembroke is. He is too great to be called to an account, and
+is abused by his servants, and yet obliged to defend them for his owne
+sake. This day, by the blessing of God, my wife and I have been married
+nine years: but my head being full of business, I did not think of it
+to keep it in any extraordinary manner. But bless God for our long lives
+and loves and health together, which the same God long continue, I wish,
+from my very heart!
+</p>
+<p>
+11th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. My wife this
+morning went, being invited, to my Lady Sandwich, and I alone at home at
+dinner, till by and by Luellin comes and dines with me. He tells me what
+a bawdy loose play this "Parson's Wedding" is, that is acted by nothing
+but women at the King's house, and I am glad of it. Thence to the
+Fishery in Thames Street, and there several good discourses about the
+letting of the Lotterys, and, among others, one Sir Thomas Clifford,
+whom yet I knew not, do speak very well and neatly. Thence I to my cozen
+Will Joyce to get him to go to Brampton with me this week, but I think
+he will not, and I am not a whit sorry for it, for his company both
+chargeable and troublesome. So home and to my office, and then to supper
+and then to my office again till late, and so home, with my head and
+heart full of business, and so to bed. My wife tells me the sad news of
+my Lady Castlemayne's being now become so decayed, that one would not
+know her; at least far from a beauty, which I am sorry for. This day
+with great joy Captain Titus told us the particulars of the French's
+expedition against Gigery upon the Barbary Coast, in the Straights, with
+6,000 chosen men. They have taken the Fort of Gigery, wherein were five
+men and three guns, which makes the whole story of the King of France's
+policy and power to be laughed at.
+</p>
+<p>
+12th. This morning all the morning at my office ordering things against
+my journey to-morrow. At noon to the Coffeehouse, where very good
+discourse. For newes, all say De Ruyter is gone to Guinny before us. Sir
+J. Lawson is come to Portsmouth; and our fleete is hastening all speed:
+I mean this new fleete. Prince Rupert with his is got into the Downes.
+At home dined with me W. Joyce and a friend of his. W. Joyce will go
+with me to Brampton. After dinner I out to Mr. Bridges, the linnen
+draper, and evened with (him) for 100 pieces of callico, and did give
+him L208 18s., which I now trust the King for, but hope both to save
+the King money and to get a little by it to boot. Thence by water up
+and down all the timber yards to look out some Dram timber, but can find
+none for our turne at the price I would have; and so I home, and there
+at my office late doing business against my journey to clear my hands of
+every thing for two days. So home and to supper and bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th. After being at the office all the morning, I home and dined, and
+taking leave of my wife with my mind not a little troubled how she would
+look after herself or house in my absence, especially, too, leaving a
+considerable sum of money in the office, I by coach to the Red Lyon in
+Aldersgate Street, and there, by agreement, met W. Joyce and Tom Trice,
+and mounted, I upon a very fine mare that Sir W. Warren helps me to, and
+so very merrily rode till it was very darke, I leading the way through
+the darke to Welling, and there, not being very weary, to supper and to
+bed. But very bad accommodation at the Swan. In this day's journey I met
+with Mr. White, Cromwell's chaplin that was, and had a great deale of
+discourse with him. Among others, he tells me that Richard is, and hath
+long been, in France, and is now going into Italy. He owns publiquely
+that he do correspond, and return him all his money. That Richard hath
+been in some straits at the beginning; but relieved by his friends. That
+he goes by another name, but do not disguise himself, nor deny himself
+to any man that challenges him. He tells me, for certain, that offers
+had been made to the old man, of marriage between the King and his
+daughter, to have obliged him, but he would not.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [The Protector wished the Duke of Buckingham to marry his daughter
+ Frances. She married, 1. Robert Rich, grandson and heir to Robert,
+ Earl of Warwick, on November 11th, 1657, who died in the following
+ February; 2. Sir John Russell, Bart. She died January 27th,
+ 1721-22, aged eighty-four. In T. Morrice's life of Roger, Earl of
+ Orrery, prefixed to Orrery's "State Letters" (Dublin, 1743, vol.
+ i., p. 40), there is a circumstantial account of an interview
+ between Orrery (then Lord Broghill) and Cromwell, in which the
+ former suggested to the latter that Charles II. should marry Frances
+ Cromwell. Cromwell gave great attention to the reasons urged, "but
+ walking two or three turns, and pondering with himself, he told Lord
+ Broghill the king would never forgive him the death of his father.
+ His lordship desired him to employ somebody to sound the king in
+ this matter, to see how he would take it, and offered himself to
+ mediate in it for him. But Cromwell would not consent, but again
+ repeated, 'The king cannot and will not forgive the death of his
+ father;' and so he left his lordship, who durst not tell him he had
+ already dealt with his majesty in that affair. Upon this my lord
+ withdrew, and meeting Cromwell's wife and daughter, they inquired
+ how he had succeeded; of which having given them an account, he
+ added they must try their interest in him, but none could prevail."]
+</pre>
+<p>
+He thinks (with me) that it never was in his power to bring in the King
+with the consent of any of his officers about him; and that he scorned
+to bring him in as Monk did, to secure himself and deliver every body
+else. When I told him of what I found writ in a French book of one
+Monsieur Sorbiere, that gives an account of his observations herein
+England; among other things he says, that it is reported that Cromwell
+did, in his life-time, transpose many of the bodies of the Kings of
+England from one grave to another, and that by that means it is not
+known certainly whether the head that is now set up upon a post be that
+of Cromwell, or of one of the Kings; Mr. White tells me that he believes
+he never had so poor a low thought in him to trouble himself about it.
+He says the hand of God is much to be seen; that all his children are
+in good condition enough as to estate, and that their relations that
+betrayed their family are all now either hanged or very miserable.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th. Up by break of day, and got to Brampton by three o'clock, where my
+father and mother overjoyed to see me, my mother, ready to weepe every
+time she looked upon me. After dinner my father and I to the Court, and
+there did all our business to my mind, as I have set down in a paper
+particularly expressing our proceedings at this court. So home, where W.
+Joyce full of talk and pleased with his journey, and after supper I to
+bed and left my father, mother, and him laughing.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th. My father and I up and walked alone to Hinchingbroke; and among
+the other late chargeable works that my Lord hath done there, we saw
+his water-works and the Oral which is very fine; and so is the house all
+over, but I am sorry to think of the money at this time spent
+therein. Back to my father's (Mr. Sheply being out of town) and there
+breakfasted, after making an end with Barton about his businesses,
+and then my mother called me into the garden, and there but all to no
+purpose desiring me to be friends with John, but I told her I cannot,
+nor indeed easily shall, which afflicted the poor woman, but I cannot
+help it. Then taking leave, W. Joyce and I set out, calling T. Trice at
+Bugden, and thence got by night to Stevenage, and there mighty merry,
+though I in bed more weary than the other two days, which, I think,
+proceeded from our galloping so much, my other weariness being almost
+all over; but I find that a coney skin in my breeches preserves me
+perfectly from galling, and that eating after I come to my Inne, without
+drinking, do keep me from being stomach sick, which drink do presently
+make me. We lay all in several beds in the same room, and W. Joyce full
+of his impertinent tricks and talk, which then made us merry, as any
+other fool would have done. So to sleep.
+</p>
+<p>
+16th (Lord's day). It raining, we set out, and about nine o'clock got
+to Hatfield in church-time; and I 'light and saw my simple Lord Salsbury
+sit there in his gallery. Staid not in the Church, but thence mounted
+again and to Barnett by the end of sermon, and there dined at the Red
+Lyon very weary again, but all my weariness yesterday night and to-day
+in my thighs only, the rest of my weariness in my shoulders and arms
+being quite gone. Thence home, parting company at my cozen Anth.
+Joyce's, by four o'clock, weary, but very well, to bed at home, where I
+find all well. Anon my wife came to bed, but for my ease rose again and
+lay with her woman.
+</p>
+<p>
+17th. Rose very well and not weary, and with Sir W. Batten to St.
+James's; there did our business. I saw Sir J. Lawson since his return
+from sea first this morning, and hear that my Lord Sandwich is come from
+Portsmouth to town. Thence I to him, and finding him at my Lord Crew's,
+I went with him home to his house and much kind discourse. Thence my
+Lord to Court, and I with Creed to the 'Change, and thence with Sir W.
+Warren to a cook's shop and dined, discoursing and advising him about
+his great contract he is to make tomorrow, and do every day receive
+great satisfaction in his company, and a prospect of a just advantage
+by his friendship. Thence to my office doing some business, but it being
+very cold, I, for fear of getting cold, went early home to bed, my wife
+not being come home from my Lady Jemimah, with whom she hath been at a
+play and at Court to-day.
+</p>
+<p>
+18th. Up and to the office, where among other things we made a very
+great contract with Sir W. Warren for 3,000 loade of timber. At noon
+dined at home. In the afternoon to the Fishery, where, very confused and
+very ridiculous, my Lord Craven's proceedings, especially his finding
+fault with Sir J. Collaton and Colonell Griffin's' report in the
+accounts of the lottery-men. Thence I with Mr. Gray in his coach to
+White Hall, but the King and Duke being abroad, we returned to Somersett
+House. In discourse I find him a very worthy and studious gentleman in
+the business of trade, and among-other things he observed well to me,
+how it is not the greatest wits, but the steady man, that is a good
+merchant: he instanced in Ford and Cocke, the last of whom he values
+above all men as his oracle, as Mr. Coventry do Mr. Jolliffe. He says
+that it is concluded among merchants, that where a trade hath once
+been and do decay, it never recovers again, and therefore that the
+manufacture of cloath of England will never come to esteem again; that,
+among other faults, Sir Richard Ford cannot keepe a secret, and that it
+is so much the part of a merchant to be guilty of that fault that the
+Duke of Yoke is resolved to commit no more secrets to the merchants
+of the Royall Company; that Sir Ellis Layton is, for a speech of forty
+words, the wittiest man that ever he knew in his life, but longer he is
+nothing, his judgment being nothing at all, but his wit most absolute.
+At Somersett House he carried me in, and there I saw the Queene's new
+rooms, which are most stately and nobly furnished; and there I saw her,
+and the Duke of Yorke and Duchesse were there. The Duke espied me, and
+came to me, and talked with me a very great while about our contract
+this day with Sir W. Warren, and among other things did with some
+contempt ask whether we did except Polliards, which Sir W. Batten did
+yesterday (in spite, as the Duke I believe by my Lord Barkely do well
+enough know) among other things in writing propose. Thence home by
+coach, it raining hard, and to my office, where late, then home to
+supper and to bed. This night the Dutch Embassador desired and had an
+audience of the King. What the issue of it was I know not. Both sides
+I believe desire peace, but neither will begin, and so I believe a warr
+will follow. The Prince is with his fleet at Portsmouth, and the Dutch
+are making all preparations for warr.
+</p>
+<p>
+19th. Up and to my office all the morning. At noon dined at home;
+then abroad by coach to buy for the office "Herne upon the Statute of
+Charitable Uses," in order to the doing something better in the Chest
+than we have done, for I am ashamed to see Sir W. Batten possess himself
+so long of so much money as he hath done. Coming home, weighed, my two
+silver flaggons at Stevens's. They weigh 212 oz. 27 dwt., which is about
+L50, at 5s. per oz., and then they judge the fashion to be worth above
+5s. per oz. more&mdash;nay, some say 10s. an ounce the fashion. But I do not
+believe, but yet am sorry to see that the fashion is worth so much, and
+the silver come to no more. So home and to my office, where very busy
+late. My wife at Mercer's mother's, I believe, W. Hewer with them, which
+I do not like, that he should ask my leave to go about business, and
+then to go and spend his time in sport, and leave me here busy. To
+supper and to bed, my wife coming in by and by, which though I know
+there was no hurt in it; I do not like.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon my uncle
+Thomas came, dined with me, and received some money of me. Then I to
+my office, where I took in with me Bagwell's wife, and there I caressed
+her, and find her every day more and more coming with good words and
+promises of getting her husband a place, which I will do. So we parted,
+and I to my Lord Sandwich at his lodgings, and after a little stay
+away with Mr. Cholmely to Fleete Streete; in the way he telling me that
+Tangier is like to be in a bad condition with this same Fitzgerald,
+he being a man of no honour, nor presence, nor little honesty, and
+endeavours: to raise the Irish and suppress the English interest there;
+and offend every body, and do nothing that I hear of well, which I am
+sorry for. Thence home, by the way taking two silver tumblers home,
+which I have bought, and so home, and there late busy at my office, and
+then home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st. Up and by coach to Mr. Cole's, and there conferred with him about
+some law business, and so to Sir W. Turner's, and there bought my cloth,
+coloured, for a suit and cloake, to line with plush the cloak, which
+will cost me money, but I find that I must go handsomely, whatever it
+costs me, and the charge will be made up in the fruit it brings. Thence
+to the Coffee-house and 'Change, and so home to dinner, and then to the
+office all the afternoon, whither comes W. Howe to see me, being come
+from, and going presently back to sea with my Lord. Among other things
+he tells me Mr. Creed is much out of favour with my Lord from his
+freedom of talke and bold carriage, and other things with which my Lord
+is not pleased, but most I doubt his not lending my Lord money, and Mr.
+Moore's reporting what his answer was I doubt in the worst manner. But,
+however, a very unworthy rogue he is, and, therefore, let him go for one
+good for nothing, though wise to the height above most men I converse
+with. In the evening (W. Howe being gone) comes Mr. Martin, to trouble
+me again to get him a Lieutenant's place for which he is as fit as a
+foole can be. But I put him off like an arse, as he is, and so setting
+my papers and books in order: I home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+22nd. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon comes
+my uncle Thomas and his daughter Mary about getting me to pay them the
+L30 due now, but payable in law to her husband. I did give them the
+best answer I could, and so parted, they not desiring to stay to dinner.
+After dinner I down to Deptford, and there did business, and so back to
+my office, where very late busy, and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+23rd (Lord's day). Up and to church. At noon comes unexpected Mr.
+Fuller, the minister, and dines with me, and also I had invited Mr.
+Cooper with one I judge come from sea, and he and I spent the whole
+afternoon together, he teaching me some things in understanding of
+plates. At night to the office, doing business, and then home to supper.
+Then a psalm, to prayers, and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+24th. Up and in Sir J. Minnes' coach (alone with Mrs. Turner as far as
+Paternoster Row, where I set her down) to St. James's, and there did our
+business, and I had the good lucke to speak what pleased the Duke about
+our great contract in hand with Sir W. Warren against Sir W. Batten,
+wherein the Duke is very earnest for our contracting. Thence home to the
+office till noon, and then dined and to the 'Change and off with Sir W.
+Warren for a while, consulting about managing his contract. Thence to a
+Committee at White Hall of Tangier, where I had the good lucke to speak
+something to very good purpose about the Mole at Tangier, which was
+well received even by Sir J. Lawson and Mr. Cholmely, the undertakers,
+against whose interest I spoke; that I believe I shall be valued for
+it. Thence into the galleries to talk with my Lord Sandwich; among other
+things, about the Prince's writing up to tell us of the danger he and
+his fleete lie in at Portsmouth, of receiving affronts from the Dutch;
+which, my Lord said, he would never have done, had he lain there with
+one ship alone: nor is there any great reason for it, because of the
+sands. However, the fleete will be ordered to go and lay themselves up
+at the Cowes. Much beneath the prowesse of the Prince, I think, and the
+honour of the nation, at the first to be found to secure themselves. My
+Lord is well pleased to think, that, if the Duke and the Prince go,
+all the blame of any miscarriage will not light on him; and that if any
+thing goes well, he hopes he shall have the share of the glory, for the
+Prince is by no means well esteemed of by any body. Thence home, and
+though not very well yet up late about the Fishery business, wherein I
+hope to give an account how I find the Collections to have been managed,
+which I did finish to my great content, and so home to supper and to
+bed. This day the great O'Neale died; I believe, to the content of all
+the Protestant pretenders in Ireland.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and finished
+Sir W. Warren's great contract for timber, with great content to me,
+because just in the terms I wrote last night to Sir W. Warren and
+against the terms proposed by Sir W. Batten. At noon home to dinner,
+and there found Creed and Hawley. After dinner comes in Mrs. Ingram, the
+first time to make a visit to my wife. After a little stay I left them
+and to the Committee of the Fishery, and there did make my report of the
+late public collections for the Fishery, much to the satisfaction of the
+Committee, and I think much to my reputation, for good notice was taken
+of it and much it was commended. So home, in my way taking care of a
+piece of plate for Mr. Christopher Pett, against the launching of his
+new great ship tomorrow at Woolwich, which I singly did move to His
+Royall Highness, and did obtain it for him, to the value of twenty
+pieces. And he, under his hand, do acknowledge to me that he did never
+receive so great a kindness from any man in the world as from me herein.
+So to my office, and then to supper, and then to my office again, where
+busy late, being very full now a days of business to my great content,
+I thank God, and so home to bed, my house being full of a design, to go
+to-morrow, my wife and all her servants, to see the new ship launched.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th. Up, my people rising mighty betimes, to fit themselves to go by
+water; and my boy, he could not sleep, but wakes about four o'clock,
+and in bed lay playing on his lute till daylight, and, it seems, did the
+like last night till twelve o'clock. About eight o'clock, my wife, she
+and her woman, and Besse and Jane, and W. Hewer and the boy, to the
+water-side, and there took boat, and by and by I out of doors, to look
+after the flaggon, to get it ready to carry to Woolwich. That being not
+ready, I stepped aside and found out Nellson, he that Whistler buys his
+bewpers of, and did there buy 5 pieces at their price, and am in hopes
+thereby to bring them down or buy ourselves all we spend of Nellson at
+the first hand. This jobb was greatly to my content, and by and by the
+flaggon being finished at the burnisher's, I home, and there fitted
+myself, and took a hackney-coach I hired, it being a very cold and
+foule day, to Woolwich, all the way reading in a good book touching the
+fishery, and that being done, in the book upon the statute of charitable
+uses, mightily to my satisfaction. At Woolwich; I there up to the King
+and Duke, and they liked the plate well. Here I staid above with them
+while the ship was launched, which was done with great success, and the
+King did very much like the ship, saying, she had the best bow that
+ever he saw. But, Lord! the sorry talke and discourse among the great
+courtiers round about him, without any reverence in the world, but with
+so much disorder. By and by the Queene comes and her Mayds of Honour;
+one whereof, Mrs. Boynton, and the Duchesse of Buckingham, had been very
+siclee coming by water in the barge (the water being very rough); but
+what silly sport they made with them in very common terms, methought,
+was very poor, and below what people think these great people say and
+do. The launching being done, the King and company went down to take
+barge; and I sent for Mr. Pett, and put the flaggon into the Duke's
+hand, and he, in the presence of the King, did give it, Mr. Pett taking
+it upon his knee. This Mr. Pett is wholly beholding to me for, and he
+do know and I believe will acknowledge it. Thence I to Mr. Ackworth, and
+there eat and drank with Commissioner Pett and his wife, and thence to
+Shelden's, where Sir W. Batten and his Lady were. By and by I took coach
+after I had enquired for my wife or her boat, but found none. Going out
+of the gate, an ordinary woman prayed me to give her room to London,
+which I did, but spoke not to her all the way, but read, as long as I
+could see, my book again. Dark when we came to London, and a stop of
+coaches in Southwarke. I staid above half an houre and then 'light, and
+finding Sir W. Batten's coach, heard they were gone into the Beare at
+the Bridge foot, and thither I to them. Presently the stop is removed,
+and then going out to find my coach, I could not find it, for it was
+gone with the rest; so I fair to go through the darke and dirt over
+the bridge, and my leg fell in a hole broke on the bridge, but, the
+constable standing there to keep people from it, I was catched up,
+otherwise I had broke my leg; for which mercy the Lord be praised! So at
+Fanchurch I found my coach staying for me, and so home, where the little
+girle hath looked to the house well, but no wife come home, which made
+me begin to fear [for] her, the water being very rough, and cold and
+darke. But by and by she and her company come in all well, at which I
+was glad, though angry. Thence I to Sir W. Batten's, and there sat late
+with him, Sir R. Ford, and Sir John Robinson; the last of whom continues
+still the same foole he was, crying up what power he has in the City,
+in knowing their temper, and being able to do what he will with them. It
+seems the City did last night very freely lend the King L100,000
+without any security but the King's word, which was very noble. But this
+loggerhead and Sir R. Ford would make us believe that they did it. Now
+Sir R. Ford is a cunning man, and makes a foole of the other, and the
+other believes whatever the other tells him. But, Lord! to think that
+such a man should be Lieutenant of the Tower, and so great a man as he
+is, is a strange thing to me. With them late and then home and with my
+wife to bed, after supper.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy. At noon, Sir
+G. Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, Sir W. Pen, and myself, were
+treated at the Dolphin by Mr. Foly, the ironmonger, where a good plain
+dinner, but I expected musique, the missing of which spoiled my dinner,
+only very good merry discourse at dinner. Thence with Sir G. Carteret
+by coach to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier, and thence back to
+London, and 'light in Cheapside and I to Nellson's, and there met with
+a rub at first, but took him out to drink, and there discoursed to my
+great content so far with him that I think I shall agree with him for
+Bewpers to serve the Navy with. So with great content home and to my
+office, where late, and having got a great cold in my head yesterday
+home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th. Slept ill all night, having got a very great cold the other day at
+Woolwich in [my] head, which makes me full of snot. Up in the morning,
+and my tailor brings me home my fine, new, coloured cloth suit, my
+cloake lined with plush, as good a suit as ever I wore in my life,
+and mighty neat, to my great content. To my office, and there all
+the morning. At noon to Nellson's, and there bought 20 pieces more of
+Bewpers, and hope to go on with him to a contract. Thence to the 'Change
+a little, and thence home with Luellin to dinner, where Mr. Deane met
+me by appointment, and after dinner he and I up to my chamber, and
+there hard at discourse, and advising him what to do in his business at
+Harwich, and then to discourse of our old business of ships and taking
+new rules of him to my great pleasure, and he being gone I to my office
+a little, and then to see Sir W. Batten, who is sick of a greater cold
+than I, and thither comes to me Mr. Holliard, and into the chamber to
+me, and, poor man (beyond all I ever saw of him), was a little drunk,
+and there sat talking and finding acquaintance with Sir W. Batten and my
+Lady by relations on both sides, that there we staid very long. At last
+broke up, and he home much overcome with drink, but well enough to get
+well home. So I home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th. Up, and it being my Lord Mayor's show, my boy and three mayds went
+out; but it being a very foule, rainy day, from morning till night, I
+was sorry my wife let them go out. All the morning at the office.
+At dinner at home. In the afternoon to the office again, and about 9
+o'clock by appointment to the King's Head tavern upon Fish Street Hill,
+whither Mr. Wolfe (and Parham by his means) met me to discourse about
+the Fishery, and great light I had by Parham, who is a little conceited,
+but a very knowing man in his way, and in the general fishing trade of
+England. Here I staid three hours, and eat a barrel of very fine oysters
+of Wolfe's giving me, and so, it raining hard, home and to my office,
+and then home to bed. All the talke is that De Ruyter is come over-land
+home with six or eight of his captaines to command here at home, and
+their ships kept abroad in the Straights; which sounds as if they had a
+mind to do something with us.
+</p>
+<p>
+30th (Lord's day). Up, and this morning put on my new, fine, coloured
+cloth suit, with my cloake lined with plush, which is a dear and noble
+suit, costing me about L17. To church, and then home to dinner, and
+after dinner to a little musique with my boy, and so to church with my
+wife, and so home, and with her all the evening reading and at musique
+with my boy with great pleasure, and so to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+31st. Very busy all the morning, at noon Creed to me and dined with me,
+and then he and I to White Hall, there to a Committee of Tangier, where
+it is worth remembering when Mr. Coventry proposed the retrenching
+some of the charge of the horse, the first word asked by the Duke of
+Albemarle was, "Let us see who commands them," there being three troops.
+One of them he calls to mind was by Sir Toby Bridges. "Oh!" says he,
+"there is a very good man. If you must reform
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Reform, i.e. disband. See "Memoirs of Sir John Reresby,"
+ September 2nd, 1651. "A great many younger brothers and reformed
+ officers of the King's army depended upon him for their meat and
+ drink." So reformado, a discharged or disbanded officer.&mdash;M. B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+two of them, be sure let him command the troop that is left." Thence
+home, and there came presently to me Mr. Young and Whistler, who find
+that I have quite overcome them in their business of flags, and now they
+come to intreat my favour, but I will be even with them. So late to
+my office and there till past one in the morning making up my month's
+accounts, and find that my expense this month in clothes has kept me
+from laying up anything; but I am no worse, but a little better than I
+was, which is L1205, a great sum, the Lord be praised for it! So home
+to bed, with my mind full of content therein, and vexed for my being so
+angry in bad words to my wife to-night, she not giving me a good account
+of her layings out to my mind to-night. This day I hear young Mr.
+Stanly, a brave young [gentleman], that went out with young Jermin,
+with Prince Rupert, is already dead of the small-pox, at Portsmouth. All
+preparations against the Dutch; and the Duke of Yorke fitting himself
+with all speed, to go to the fleete which is hastening for him; being
+now resolved to go in the Charles.
+</p>
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+
+<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
+
+<h2>
+ NOVEMBER 1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+November 1st. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning, at noon
+(my wife being invited to my Lady Sandwich's) all alone dined at home
+upon a good goose with Mr. Wayth, discussing of business. Thence I
+to the Committee of the Fishery, and there we sat with several good
+discourses and some bad and simple ones, and with great disorder, and
+yet by the men of businesse of the towne. But my report in the
+business of the collections is mightily commended and will get me some
+reputation, and indeed is the only thing looks like a thing well done
+since we sat. Then with Mr. Parham to the tavern, but I drank no wine,
+only he did give me another barrel of oysters, and he brought one Major
+Greene, an able fishmonger, and good discourse to my information. So
+home and late at business at my office. Then to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd. Up betimes, and down with Mr. Castle to Redriffe, and there walked
+to Deptford to view a parcel of brave knees&mdash;[Knees of timber]&mdash;of
+his, which indeed are very good, and so back again home, I seeming very
+friendly to him, though I know him to be a rogue, and one that hates
+me with his heart. Home and to dinner, and so to my office all the
+afternoon, where in some pain in my backe, which troubled me, but I
+think it comes only with stooping, and from no other matter. At night
+to Nellson's, and up and down about business, and so home to my office,
+then home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd. Up and to the office, where strange to see how Sir W. Pen is
+flocked to by people of all sorts against his going to sea. At the
+office did much business, among other an end of that that has troubled
+me long, the business of the bewpers and flags. At noon to the 'Change,
+and thence by appointment was met with Bagwell's wife, and she followed
+me into Moorfields, and there into a drinking house, and all alone eat
+and drank together. I did there caress her, but though I did make some
+offer did not receive any compliance from her in what was bad, but very
+modestly she denied me, which I was glad to see and shall value her the
+better for it, and I hope never tempt her to any evil more. Thence back
+to the town, and we parted and I home, and then at the office late,
+where Sir W. Pen came to take his leave of me, being to-morrow, which is
+very sudden to us, to go on board to lie on board, but I think will come
+ashore again before the ship, the Charles,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ ["The Royal Charles" was the Duke of York's ship, and Sir William
+ Penn, who hoisted his flag in the "Royal James" on November 8th,
+ shifted to the "Royal Charles" on November 30th. The duke gave Penn
+ the command of the fleet immediately under himself. On Penn's
+ monument he is styled "Great Captain Commander under His Royal
+ Highness" (Penn's "Memorials of Sir William Penn," vol. ii.,
+ p. 296).]
+</pre>
+<p>
+can go away. So home to supper and to bed. This night Sir W. Batten did,
+among other things, tell me strange newes, which troubles me, that my
+Lord Sandwich will be sent Governor to Tangier, which, in some respects,
+indeed, I should be glad of, for the good of the place and the safety
+of his person; but I think his honour will suffer, and, it may be, his
+interest fail by his distance.
+</p>
+<p>
+4th. Waked very betimes and lay long awake, my mind being so full of
+business. Then up and to St. James's, where I find Mr. Coventry full
+of business, packing up for his going to sea with the Duke. Walked with
+him, talking, to White Hall, where to the Duke's lodgings, who is gone
+thither to lodge lately. I appeared to the Duke, and thence Mr. Coventry
+and I an hour in the Long Gallery, talking about the management of our
+office, he tells me the weight of dispatch will lie chiefly on me, and
+told me freely his mind touching Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes, the
+latter of whom, he most aptly said, was like a lapwing; that all he did
+was to keepe a flutter, to keepe others from the nest that they would
+find. He told me an old story of the former about the light-houses, how
+just before he had certified to the Duke against the use of them, and
+what a burden they are to trade, and presently after, at his being at
+Harwich, comes to desire that he might have the setting one up there,
+and gets the usefulness of it certified also by the Trinity House. After
+long discoursing and considering all our stores and other things, as how
+the King hath resolved upon Captain Taylor
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Coventry, writing to Secretary Bennet (November 14th, 1664), refers
+ to the objections made to Taylor, and adds: "Thinks the King will
+ not easily consent to his rejection, as he is a man of great
+ abilities and dispatch, and was formerly laid aside at Chatham on
+ the Duchess of Albemarle's earnest interposition for another. He is
+ a fanatic, it is true, but all hands will be needed for the work cut
+ out; there is less danger of them in harbour than at sea, and profit
+ will convert most of them" ("Calendar of State Papers," Domestic,
+ 1664-65, p. 68).]
+</pre>
+<p>
+and Colonell Middleton, the first to be Commissioner for Harwich and the
+latter for Portsmouth, I away to the 'Change, and there did very
+much business, so home to dinner, and Mr. Duke, our Secretary for the
+Fishery, dined with me. After dinner to discourse of our business, much
+to my content, and then he away, and I by water among the smiths on
+the other side, and to the alehouse with one and was near buying 4 or 5
+anchors, and learned something worth my knowing of them, and so home
+and to my office, where late, with my head very full of business, and so
+away home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, at noon to the
+'Change, and thence home to dinner, and so with my wife to the Duke's
+house to a play, "Macbeth," a pretty good play, but admirably acted.
+Thence home; the coach being forced to go round by London Wall home,
+because of the bonefires; the day being mightily observed in the City.
+To my office late at business, and then home to supper, and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+6th (Lord's day). Up and with my wife to church. Dined at home. And
+I all the afternoon close at my office drawing up some proposals to
+present to the Committee for the Fishery to-morrow, having a great
+good intention to be serviceable in the business if I can. At night, to
+supper with my uncle Wight, where very merry, and so home. To prayers
+and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th. Up and with Sir W. Batten to White Hall, where mighty thrusting
+about the Duke now upon his going. We were with him long. He advised us
+to follow our business close, and to be directed in his absence by
+the Committee of the Councell for the Navy. By and by a meeting of the
+Fishery, where the Duke was, but in such haste, and things looked so
+superficially over, that I had not a fit opportunity to propose my paper
+that I wrote yesterday, but I had chewed it to Mr. Gray and Wren before,
+who did like it most highly, as they said, and I think they would not
+dissemble in that manner in a business of this nature, but I see the
+greatest businesses are done so superficially that I wonder anything
+succeeds at all among us, that is publique. Thence somewhat vexed to
+see myself frustrated in the good I hoped to have done and a little
+reputation to have gained, and thence to my barber's, but Jane not being
+in the way I to my Lady Sandwich's, and there met my wife and dined, but
+I find that I dine as well myself, that is, as neatly, and my meat as
+good and well-dressed, as my good Lady do, in the absence of my Lord.
+Thence by water I to my barber's again, and did meet in the street my
+Jane, but could not talk with her, but only a word or two, and so by
+coach called my wife, and home, where at my office late, and then, it
+being washing day, to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th. Up and to the office, where by and by Mr. Coventry come, and after
+doing a little business, took his leave of us, being to go to sea with
+the Duke to-morrow. At noon, I and Sir J. Minnes and Lord Barkeley (who
+with Sir J. Duncum, and Mr. Chichly, are made Masters of the Ordnance),
+to the office of the Ordnance, to discourse about wadding for guns.
+Thence to dinner, all of us to the Lieutenant's of the Tower; where a
+good dinner, but disturbed in the middle of it by the King's coming
+into the Tower: and so we broke up, and to him, and went up and down
+the store-houses and magazines; which are, with the addition of the
+new great store-house, a noble sight. He gone, I to my office, where
+Bagwell's wife staid for me, and together with her a good while, to meet
+again shortly. So all the afternoon at my office till late, and then to
+bed, joyed in my love and ability to follow my business. This day, Mr.
+Lever sent my wife a pair of silver candlesticks, very pretty ones. The
+first man that ever presented me, to whom I have not only done little
+service, but apparently did him the greatest disservice in his business
+of accounts, as Purser-Generall, of any man at the board.
+</p>
+<p>
+9th. Called up, as I had appointed, by H. Russell, between two and three
+o'clock, and I and my boy Tom by water with a gally down to the Hope, it
+being a fine starry night. Got thither by eight o'clock, and there, as
+expected, found the Charles, her mainmast setting. Commissioner Pett
+aboard. I up and down to see the ship I was so well acquainted with,
+and a great worke it is, the setting so great a mast. Thence the
+Commissioner and I on board Sir G. Ascue, in the Henery, who lacks men
+mightily, which makes me think that there is more believed to be in
+a man that hath heretofore been employed than truly there is; for one
+would never have thought, a month ago, that he would have wanted 1000
+men at his heels. Nor do I think he hath much of a seaman in him: for
+he told me, says he, "Heretofore, we used to find our ships clear and
+ready, everything to our hands in the Downes. Now I come, and must look
+to see things done like a slave, things that I never minded, nor
+cannot look after." And by his discourse I find that he hath not minded
+anything in her at all. Thence not staying, the wind blowing hard, I
+made use of the Jemmy yacht and returned to the Tower in her, my boy
+being a very droll boy and good company. Home and eat something, and
+then shifted myself, and to White Hall, and there the King being in his
+Cabinet Council (I desiring to speak with Sir G. Carteret), I was called
+in, and demanded by the King himself many questions, to which I did
+give him full answers. There were at this Council my Lord Chancellor,
+Archbishop of Canterbury, Lord Treasurer, the two Secretarys, and Sir G.
+Carteret. Not a little contented at this chance of being made known to
+these persons, and called often by my name by the King, I to Mr. Pierces
+to take leave of him, but he not within, but saw her and made very
+little stay, but straight home to my office, where I did business, and
+then to supper and to bed. The Duke of York is this day gone away to
+Portsmouth.
+</p>
+<p>
+10th. Up, and not finding my things ready, I was so angry with Besse as
+to bid my wife for good and all to bid her provide herself a place,
+for though she be very good-natured, she hath no care nor memory of her
+business at all. So to the office, where vexed at the malice of Sir
+W. Batten and folly of Sir J. Minnes against Sir W. Warren, but I
+prevented, and shall do, though to my own disquiet and trouble. At
+noon dined with Sir W. Batten and the Auditors of the Exchequer at
+the Dolphin by Mr. Wayth's desire, and after dinner fell to business
+relating to Sir G. Carteret's account, and so home to the office, where
+Sir W. Batten begins, too fast, to shew his knavish tricks in giving
+what price he pleases for commodities. So abroad, intending to have
+spoke with my Lord Chancellor about the old business of his wood at
+Clarendon, but could not, and so home again, and late at my office, and
+then home to supper and bed. My little girle Susan is fallen sicke of
+the meazles, we fear, or, at least, of a scarlett feavour.
+</p>
+<p>
+11th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten to the Council
+Chamber at White Hall, to the Committee of the Lords for the Navy, where
+we were made to wait an houre or two before called in. In that time
+looking upon some books of heraldry of Sir Edward Walker's making, which
+are very fine, there I observed the Duke of Monmouth's armes are neatly
+done, and his title, "The most noble and high-born Prince, James Scott,
+Duke of Monmouth, &amp;c.;" nor could Sir J. Minnes, nor any body there,
+tell whence he should take the name of Scott? And then I found my Lord
+Sandwich, his title under his armes is, "The most noble and mighty Lord,
+Edward, Earl of Sandwich, &amp;c." Sir Edward Walker afterwards coming in,
+in discourse did say that there was none of the families of princes in
+Christendom that do derive themselves so high as Julius Caesar, nor
+so far by 1000 years, that can directly prove their rise; only some in
+Germany do derive themselves from the patrician familys of Rome, but
+that uncertainly; and, among other things, did much inveigh against
+the writing of romances, that 500 years hence being wrote of matters in
+general, true as the romance of Cleopatra, the world will not know which
+is the true and which the false. Here was a gentleman attending here
+that told us he saw the other day (and did bring the draught of it
+to Sir Francis Prigeon) of a monster born of an hostler's wife at
+Salisbury, two women children perfectly made, joyned at the lower part
+of their bellies, and every part perfect as two bodies, and only one
+payre of legs coming forth on one side from the middle where they
+were joined. It was alive 24 hours, and cried and did as all hopefull
+children do; but, being showed too much to people, was killed. By and by
+we were called in, where a great many lords: Annesly in the chair. But,
+Lord! to see what work they will make us, and what trouble we shall have
+to inform men in a business they are to begin to know, when the greatest
+of our hurry is, is a thing to be lamented; and I fear the consequence
+will be bad to us. Thence I by coach to the 'Change, and thence home
+to dinner, my head akeing mightily with much business. Our little girl
+better than she was yesterday. After dinner out again by coach to my
+Lord Chancellor's, but could not speak with him, then up and down to
+seek Sir Ph. Warwicke, Sir G. Carteret, and my Lord Berkely, but failed
+in all, and so home and there late at business. Among other things Mr.
+Turner making his complaint to me how my clerks do all the worke and get
+all the profit, and he hath no comfort, nor cannot subsist, I did make
+him apprehend how he is beholding to me more than to any body for my
+suffering him to act as Pourveyour of petty provisions, and told him
+so largely my little value of any body's favour, that I believe he will
+make no complaints again a good while. So home to supper and to bed,
+after prayers, and having my boy and Mercer give me some, each of them
+some, musique.
+</p>
+<p>
+12th. Up, being frighted that Mr. Coventry was come to towne and now at
+the office, so I run down without eating or drinking or washing to the
+office and it proved my Lord Berkeley. There all the morning, at noon to
+the 'Change, and so home to dinner, Mr. Wayth with me, and then to the
+office, where mighty busy till very late, but I bless God I go through
+with it very well and hope I shall.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th (Lord's day). This morning to church, where mighty sport, to hear
+our clerke sing out of tune, though his master sits by him that begins
+and keeps the tune aloud for the parish. Dined at home very well, and
+spent all the afternoon with my wife within doors, and getting a speech
+out of Hamlett, "To bee or not to bee,"' without book. In the evening to
+sing psalms, and in come Mr. Hill to see me, and then he and I and the
+boy finely to sing, and so anon broke up after much pleasure, he gone I
+to supper, and so prayers and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten to White Hall, to the Lords of the
+Admiralty, and there did our business betimes. Thence to Sir Philip
+Warwicke about Navy business: and my Lord Ashly; and afterwards to my
+Lord Chancellor, who is very well pleased with me, and my carrying of
+his business. And so to the 'Change, where mighty busy; and so home
+to dinner, where Mr. Creed and Moore: and after dinner I to my Lord
+Treasurer's, to Sir Philip Warwicke there, and then to White Hall,
+to the Duke of Albemarle, about Tangier; and then homeward to the
+Coffee-house to hear newes. And it seems the Dutch, as I afterwards
+found by Mr. Coventry's letters, have stopped a ship of masts of Sir W.
+Warren's, coming for us in a Swede's ship, which they will not release
+upon Sir G. Downing's claiming her: which appears as the first act of
+hostility; and is looked upon as so by Mr. Coventry. The Elias,' coming
+from New England (Captain Hill, commander), is sunk; only the captain
+and a few men saved. She foundered in the sea. So home, where infinite
+busy till 12 at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th. That I might not be too fine for the business I intend this day, I
+did leave off my fine new cloth suit lined with plush and put on my
+poor black suit, and after office done (where much business, but
+little done), I to the 'Change, and thence Bagwell's wife with much
+ado followed me through Moorfields to a blind alehouse, and there I did
+caress her and eat and drink, and many hard looks and sooth the poor
+wretch did give me, and I think verily was troubled at what I did, but
+at last after many protestings by degrees I did arrive at what I would,
+with great pleasure, and then in the evening, it raining, walked into
+town to where she knew where she was, and then I took coach and to White
+Hall to a Committee of Tangier, where, and every where else, I thank
+God, I find myself growing in repute; and so home, and late, very late,
+at business, nobody minding it but myself, and so home to bed, weary and
+full of thoughts. Businesses grow high between the Dutch and us on every
+side.
+</p>
+<p>
+16th. My wife not being well, waked in the night, and strange to see how
+dead sleep our people sleep that she was fain to ring an hour before any
+body would wake. At last one rose and helped my wife, and so to sleep
+again. Up and to my business, and then to White Hall, there to attend
+the Lords Commissioners, and so directly home and dined with Sir W.
+Batten and my Lady, and after dinner had much discourse tending to
+profit with Sir W. Batten, how to get ourselves into the prize office
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [The Calendars of State Papers are full of references to
+ applications for Commissionerships of the Prize Office. In
+ December, 1664, the Navy Committee appointed themselves the
+ Commissioners for Prize Goods, Sir Henry Bennet being appointed
+ comptroller, and Lord Ashley treasurer.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+or some other fair way of obliging the King to consider us in our
+extraordinary pains. Then to the office, and there all the afternoon
+very busy, and so till past 12 at night, and so home to bed. This day my
+wife went to the burial of a little boy of W. Joyce's.
+</p>
+<p>
+17th. Up and to my office, and there all the morning mighty busy, and
+taking upon me to tell the Comptroller how ill his matters were done,
+and I think indeed if I continue thus all the business of the office
+will come upon me whether I will or no. At noon to the 'Change, and then
+home with Creed to dinner, and thence I to the office, where close at it
+all the afternoon till 12 at night, and then home to supper and to bed.
+This day I received from Mr. Foley, but for me to pay for it, if I like
+it, an iron chest, having now received back some money I had laid out
+for the King, and I hope to have a good sum of money by me, thereby, in
+a few days, I think above L800. But when I come home at night, I could
+not find the way to open it; but, which is a strange thing, my little
+girle Susan could carry it alone from one table clear from the ground
+and set upon another, when neither I nor anyone in my house but Jane the
+cook-mayde could do it.
+</p>
+<p>
+18th. Up and to the office, and thence to the Committee of the Fishery
+at White Hall, where so poor simple doings about the business of the
+Lottery, that I was ashamed to see it, that a thing so low and base
+should have any thing to do with so noble an undertaking. But I had the
+advantage this day to hear Mr. Williamson discourse, who come to be a
+contractor with others for the Lotterys, and indeed I find he is a very
+logicall man and a good speaker. But it was so pleasant to see my Lord
+Craven, the chaireman, before many persons of worth and grave, use this
+comparison in saying that certainly these that would contract for all
+the lotteries would not suffer us to set up the Virginia lottery for
+plate before them, "For," says he, "if I occupy a wench first, you may
+occupy her again your heart out you can never have her maidenhead after
+I have once had it," which he did more loosely, and yet as if he had
+fetched a most grave and worthy instance. They made mirth, but I and
+others were ashamed of it. Thence to the 'Change and thence home to
+dinner, and thence to the office a good while, and thence to the Council
+chamber at White Hall to speake with Sir G. Carteret, and here by
+accident heard a great and famous cause between Sir G. Lane and one
+Mr. Phill. Whore, an Irish business about Sir G. Lane's endeavouring to
+reverse a decree of the late Commissioners of Ireland in a Rebells case
+for his land, which the King had given as forfeited to Sir G. Lane,
+for whom the Sollicitor did argue most angell like, and one of the
+Commissioners, Baron, did argue for the other and for himself and
+his brethren who had decreed it. But the Sollicitor do so pay the
+Commissioners, how four all along did act for the Papists, and three
+only for the Protestants, by which they were overvoted, but at last
+one word (which was omitted in the Sollicitor's repeating of an Act
+of Parliament in the case) being insisted on by the other part, the
+Sollicitor was put to a great stop, and I could discern he could not
+tell what to say, but was quite out. Thence home well pleased with this
+accident, and so home to my office, where late, and then to supper and
+to bed. This day I had a letter from Mr. Coventry, that tells me that
+my Lord Brunkard is to be one of our Commissioners, of which I am very
+glad, if any more must be.
+</p>
+<p>
+19th. All the morning at the office, and without dinner down by galley
+up and down the river to visit the yards and ships now ordered forth
+with great delight, and so home to supper, and then to office late to
+write letters, then home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th (Lord's day). Up, and with my wife to church, where Pegg Pen very
+fine in her new coloured silk suit laced with silver lace. Dined at
+home, and Mr. Sheply, lately come to town, with me. A great deal of
+ordinary discourse with him. Among other things praying him to speak
+to Stankes to look after our business. With him and in private with Mr.
+Bodham talking of our ropeyarde stores at Woolwich, which are mighty
+low, even to admiration. They gone, in the evening comes Mr. Andrews and
+sings with us, and he gone, I to Sir W. Batten's, where Sir J. Minnes
+and he and I to talk about our letter to my Lord Treasurer, where his
+folly and simple confidence so great in a report so ridiculous that he
+hath drawn up to present to my Lord, nothing of it being true, that I
+was ashamed, and did roundly and in many words for an houre together
+talk boldly to him, which pleased Sir W. Batten and my Lady, but I was
+in the right, and was the willinger to do so before them, that they
+might see that I am somebody, and shall serve him so in his way another
+time. So home vexed at this night's passage, for I had been very hot
+with him, so to supper and to bed, out of order with this night's
+vexation.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st. Up, and with them to the Lords at White Hall, where they do single
+me out to speake to and to hear, much to my content, and received their
+commands, particularly in several businesses. Thence by their order to
+the Attorney General's about a new warrant for Captain Taylor which I
+shall carry for him to be Commissioner in spite of Sir W. Batten, and
+yet indeed it is not I, but the ability of the man, that makes the Duke
+and Mr. Coventry stand by their choice. I to the 'Change and there
+staid long doing business, and this day for certain newes is come that
+Teddiman hath brought in eighteen or twenty Dutchmen, merchants, their
+Bourdeaux fleete, and two men of wary to Portsmouth.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Captain Sir Thomas Teddiman (or Tyddiman) had been appointed
+ Rear-Admiral of Lord Sandwich's squadron of the English fleet. In a
+ letter from Sir William Coventry to Secretary Bennet, dated November
+ 13th, 1664, we read, "Rear Admiral Teddeman with four or five ships
+ has gone to course in the Channel, and if he meet any refractory
+ Dutchmen will teach them their duty" ("Calendar of State Papers,"
+ Domestic, 1664.-65, p. 66).]
+</pre>
+<p>
+And I had letters this afternoon, that three are brought into the Downes
+and Dover; so that the warr is begun: God give a good end to it! After
+dinner at home all the afternoon busy, and at night with Sir W. Batten
+and Sir J. Minnes looking over the business of stating the accounts of
+the navy charge to my Lord Treasurer, where Sir J. Minnes's paper served
+us in no stead almost, but was all false, and after I had done it with
+great pains, he being by, I am confident he understands not one word
+in it. At it till 10 at night almost. Thence by coach to Sir Philip
+Warwicke's, by his desire to have conferred with him, but he being
+in bed, I to White Hall to the Secretaries, and there wrote to Mr.
+Coventry, and so home by coach again, a fine clear moonshine night, but
+very cold. Home to my office awhile, it being past 12 at night; and so
+to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+22nd. At the office all the morning. Sir G. Carteret, upon a motion of
+Sir W. Batten's, did promise, if we would write a letter to him, to shew
+it to the King on our behalf touching our desire of being Commissioners
+of the Prize office. I wrote a letter to my mind and, after eating a bit
+at home (Mr. Sheply dining and taking his leave of me), abroad and
+to Sir G. Carteret with the letter and thence to my Lord Treasurer's;
+wherewith Sir Philip Warwicke long studying all we could to make the
+last year swell as high as we could. And it is much to see how he do
+study for the King, to do it to get all the money from the Parliament
+all he can: and I shall be serviceable to him therein, to help him to
+heads upon which to enlarge the report of the expense. He did observe to
+me how obedient this Parliament was for awhile, and the last sitting how
+they begun to differ, and to carp at the King's officers; and what they
+will do now, he says, is to make agreement for the money, for there is
+no guess to be made of it. He told me he was prepared to convince the
+Parliament that the Subsidys are a most ridiculous tax (the four last
+not rising to L40,000), and unequall. He talks of a tax of Assessment of
+L70,000 for five years; the people to be secured that it shall continue
+no longer than there is really a warr; and the charges thereof to be
+paid. He told me, that one year of the late Dutch warr cost L1,623,000.
+Thence to my Lord Chancellor's, and there staid long with Sir W.
+Batten and Sir J. Minnes, to speak with my lord about our Prize Office
+business; but, being sicke and full of visitants, we could not speak
+with him, and so away home. Where Sir Richard Ford did meet us with
+letters from Holland this day, that it is likely the Dutch fleete will
+not come out this year; they have not victuals to keep them out, and it
+is likely they will be frozen before they can get back. Captain Cocke
+is made Steward for sick and wounded seamen. So home to supper, where
+troubled to hear my poor boy Tom has a fit of the stone, or some other
+pain like it. I must consult Mr. Holliard for him. So at one in the
+morning home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+23rd. Up and to my office, where close all the morning about my Lord
+Treasurer's accounts, and at noon home to dinner, and then to the office
+all the afternoon very busy till very late at night, and then to supper
+and to bed. This evening Mr. Hollyard came to me and told me that he
+hath searched my boy, and he finds he hath a stone in his bladder, which
+grieves me to the heart, he being a good-natured and well-disposed boy,
+and more that it should be my misfortune to have him come to my house.
+Sir G. Carteret was here this afternoon; and strange to see how we plot
+to make the charge of this warr to appear greater than it is, because of
+getting money.
+</p>
+<p>
+24th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy answering
+of people. About noon out with Commissioner Pett, and he and I to
+a Coffee-house, to drink jocolatte, very good; and so by coach to
+Westminster, being the first day of the Parliament's meeting. After
+the House had received the King's speech, and what more he had to say,
+delivered in writing, the Chancellor being sicke, it rose, and I with
+Sir Philip Warwicke home and conferred our matters about the charge
+of the Navy, and have more to give him in the excessive charge of this
+year's expense. I dined with him, and Mr. Povy with us and Sir Edmund
+Pooly, a fine gentleman, and Mr. Chichly, and fine discourse we had
+and fine talke, being proud to see myself accepted in such company and
+thought better than I am. After dinner Sir Philip and I to talk again,
+and then away home to the office, where sat late; beginning our sittings
+now in the afternoon, because of the Parliament; and they being rose, I
+to my office, where late till almost one o'clock, and then home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th. Up and at my office all the morning, to prepare an account of the
+charge we have been put to extraordinary by the Dutch already; and I
+have brought it to appear L852,700; but God knows this is only a scare
+to the Parliament, to make them give the more money. Thence to the
+Parliament House, and there did give it to Sir Philip Warwicke; the
+House being hot upon giving the King a supply of money, and I by
+coach to the 'Change and took up Mr. Jenings along with me (my old
+acquaintance), he telling me the mean manner that Sir Samuel Morland
+lives near him, in a house he hath bought and laid out money upon, in
+all to the value of L1200, but is believed to be a beggar; and so I ever
+thought he would be. From the 'Change with Mr. Deering and Luellin to
+the White Horse tavern in Lombard Street, and there dined with them, he
+giving me a dish of meat to discourse in order to my serving Deering,
+which I am already obliged to do, and shall do it, and would be glad he
+were a man trusty that I might venture something along with him. Thence
+home, and by and by in the evening took my wife out by coach, leaving
+her at Unthanke's while I to White Hall and to Westminster Hall, where
+I have not been to talk a great while, and there hear that Mrs. Lane and
+her husband live a sad life together, and he is gone to be a paymaster
+to a company to Portsmouth to serve at sea. She big with child. Thence
+I home, calling my wife, and at Sir W. Batten's hear that the House have
+given the King L2,500,000 to be paid for this warr, only for the Navy,
+in three years' time; which is a joyfull thing to all the King's party
+I see, but was much opposed by Mr. Vaughan and others, that it should be
+so much. So home and to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning. Home a while to
+dinner and then to the office, where very late busy till quite weary,
+but contented well with my dispatch of business, and so home to supper
+and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th (Lord's day). To church in the morning, then dined at home, and
+to my office, and there all the afternoon setting right my business of
+flaggs, and after all my pains find reason not to be sorry, because
+I think it will bring me considerable profit. In the evening come Mr.
+Andrews and Hill, and we sung, with my boy, Ravenscroft's 4-part psalms,
+most admirable musique. Then (Andrews not staying) we to supper, and
+after supper fell into the rarest discourse with Mr. Hill about Rome and
+Italy; but most pleasant that I ever had in my life. At it very late and
+then to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and W. Batten to White Hall, but no
+Committee of Lords (which is like to do the King's business well). So to
+Westminster, and there to Jervas's and was a little while with Jane, and
+so to London by coach and to the Coffee-house, where certain news of our
+peace made by Captain Allen with Argier, which is good news; and that
+the Dutch have sent part of their fleete round by Scotland; and resolve
+to pay off the rest half-pay, promising the rest in the Spring, hereby
+keeping their men. But how true this, I know not. Home to dinner, then
+come Dr. Clerke to speak with me about sick and wounded men, wherein he
+is like to be concerned. After him Mr. Cutler, and much talk with him,
+and with him to White Hall, to have waited on the Lords by order, but
+no meeting, neither to-night, which will spoil all. I think I shall get
+something by my discourse with Cutler. So home, and after being at my
+office an hour with Mr. Povy talking about his business of Tangier,
+getting him some money allowed him for freight of ships, wherein I hope
+to get something too. He gone, home hungry and almost sick for want of
+eating, and so to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten to the Committee of Lords at the
+Council Chamber, where Sir G. Carteret told us what he had said to
+the King, and how the King inclines to our request of making us
+Commissioners of the Prize office, but meeting him anon in the gallery,
+he tells me that my Lord Barkely is angry we should not acquaint him
+with it, so I found out my Lord and pacified him, but I know not whether
+he was so in earnest or no, for he looked very frowardly. Thence to the
+Parliament House, and with Sir W. Batten home and dined with him, my
+wife being gone to my Lady Sandwich's, and then to the office, where we
+sat all the afternoon, and I at my office till past 12 at night, and so
+home to bed. This day I hear that the King should say that the Dutch do
+begin to comply with him. Sir John Robinson told Sir W. Batten that he
+heard the King say so. I pray God it may be so.
+</p>
+<p>
+30th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes to the Committee of
+the Lords, and there did our business; but, Lord! what a sorry dispatch
+these great persons give to business. Thence to the 'Change, and there
+hear the certainty and circumstances of the Dutch having called in their
+fleete and paid their men half-pay, the other to be paid them upon their
+being ready upon beat of drum to come to serve them again, and in the
+meantime to have half-pay. This is said. Thence home to dinner, and so
+to my office all the afternoon. In the evening my wife and Sir W. Warren
+with me to White Hall, sending her with the coach to see her father and
+mother. He and I up to Sir G. Carteret, and first I alone and then both
+had discourse with him about things of the Navy, and so I and he calling
+my wife at Unthanke's, home again, and long together talking how to
+order things in a new contract for Norway goods, as well to the King's
+as to his advantage. He gone, I to my monthly accounts, and, bless God!
+I find I have increased my last balance, though but little; but I hope
+ere long to get more. In the meantime praise God for what I have, which
+is L1209. So, with my heart glad to see my accounts fall so right in
+this time of mixing of monies and confusion, I home to bed.
+</p>
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+<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
+
+<h2>
+ DECEMBER 1664
+</h2>
+<p>
+December 1st. Up betimes and to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier,
+and so straight home and hard to my business at my office till noon,
+then to dinner, and so to my office, and by and by we sat all the
+afternoon, then to my office again till past one in the morning, and so
+home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+2nd. Lay long in bed. Then up and to the office, where busy all the
+morning. At home dined. After dinner with my wife and Mercer to the
+Duke's House, and there saw "The Rivalls," which I had seen before; but
+the play not good, nor anything but the good actings of Betterton and
+his wife and Harris. Thence homeward, and the coach broke with us in
+Lincoln's Inn Fields, and so walked to Fleete Streete, and there took
+coach and home, and to my office, whither by and by comes Captain Cocke,
+and then Sir W. Batten, and we all to Sir J. Minnes, and I did give
+them a barrel of oysters I had given to me, and so there sat and talked,
+where good discourse of the late troubles, they knowing things, all
+of them, very well; and Cocke, from the King's own mouth, being then
+entrusted himself much, do know particularly that the King's credulity
+to Cromwell's promises, private to him, against the advice of his
+friends and the certain discovery of the practices and discourses of
+Cromwell in council (by Major Huntington)
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [According to Clarendon the officer here alluded to was a major in
+ Cromwell's own regiment of horse, and employed by him to treat with
+ Charles I. whilst at Hampton Court; but being convinced of the
+ insincerity of the proceeding, communicated his suspicions to that
+ monarch, and immediately gave up his commission. We hear no more of
+ Huntington till the Restoration, when his name occurs with those of
+ many other officers, who tendered their services to the king. His
+ reasons for laying down his commission are printed in Thurloe's
+ "State Papers" and Maseres's "Tracts."&mdash;B.]
+</pre>
+<p>
+did take away his life and nothing else. Then to some loose atheisticall
+discourse of Cocke's, when he was almost drunk, and then about 11
+o'clock broke up, and I to my office, to fit up an account for Povy,
+wherein I hope to get something. At it till almost two o'clock, then to
+supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+3rd. Up, and at the office all the morning, and at noon to Mr. Cutler's,
+and there dined with Sir W. Rider and him, and thence Sir W. Rider and I
+by coach to White Hall to a Committee of the Fishery; there only to
+hear Sir Edward Ford's proposal about farthings, wherein, O God! to see
+almost every body interested for him; only my Lord Annesly, who is a
+grave, serious man. My Lord Barkeley was there, but is the most hot,
+fiery man in discourse, without any cause, that ever I saw, even to
+breach of civility to my Lord Anglesey, in his discourse opposing to my
+Lord's. At last, though without much satisfaction to me, it was voted
+that it should be requested of the King, and that Sir Edward Ford's
+proposal is the best yet made. Thence by coach home. The Duke of Yorke
+being expected to-night with great joy from Portsmouth, after his having
+been abroad at sea three or four days with the fleete; and the Dutch are
+all drawn into their harbours. But it seems like a victory: and a matter
+of some reputation to us it is, and blemish to them; but in no degree
+like what it is esteemed at, the weather requiring them to do so. Home
+and at my office late, and then to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+4th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up and to my office, there
+to dispatch a business in order to the getting something out of the
+Tangier business, wherein I have an opportunity to get myself paid upon
+the score of freight. I hope a good sum. At noon home to dinner, and
+then in the afternoon to church. So home, and by and by comes Mr. Hill
+and Andrews, and sung together long and with great content. Then to
+supper and broke up. Pretty discourse, very pleasant and ingenious, and
+so to my office a little, and then home (after prayers) to bed. This day
+I hear the Duke of Yorke is come to towne, though expected last night,
+as I observed, but by what hindrance stopped I can't tell.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th. Up, and to White Hall with Sir J. Minnes; and there, among an
+infinite crowd of great persons, did kiss the Duke's hand; but had no
+time to discourse. Thence up and down the gallery, and got my Lord of
+Albemarle's hand to my bill for Povy, but afterwards was asked some
+scurvy questions by Povy about my demands, which troubled [me], but will
+do no great hurt I think. Thence vexed home, and there by appointment
+comes my cozen Roger Pepys and Mrs. Turner, and dined with me, and very
+merry we were. They staid all the afternoon till night, and then after
+I had discoursed an hour with Sir W. Warren plainly declaring my
+resolution to desert him if he goes on to join with Castle, who and
+his family I, for great provocation, love not, which he takes with some
+trouble, but will concur in everything with me, he says. Now I am loth,
+I confess, to lose him, he having been the best friend I have had ever
+in this office. So he being gone, we all, it being night, in Madam
+Turner's coach to her house, there to see, as she tells us, how fat Mrs.
+The. is grown, and so I find her, but not as I expected, but mightily
+pleased I am to hear the mother commend her daughter Betty that she is
+like to be a great beauty, and she sets much by her. Thence I to White
+Hall, and there saw Mr. Coventry come to towne, and, with all my heart,
+am glad to see him, but could have no talke with him, he being but just
+come. Thence back and took up my wife, and home, where a while, and then
+home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+5th. Up, and in Sir W. Batten's coach to White Hall, but the Duke
+being gone forth, I to Westminster Hall, and there spent much time till
+towards noon to and fro with people. So by and by Mrs. Lane comes and
+plucks me by the cloak to speak to me, and I was fain to go to her
+shop, and pretending to buy some bands made her go home, and by and by
+followed her, and there did what I would with her, and so after many
+discourses and her intreating me to do something for her husband, which
+I promised to do, and buying a little band of her, which I intend to
+keep to, I took leave, there coming a couple of footboys to her with a
+coach to fetch her abroad I know not to whom. She is great with child,
+and she says I must be godfather, but I do not intend it. Thence by
+coach to the Old Exchange, and there hear that the Dutch are fitting
+their ships out again, which puts us to new discourse, and to alter our
+thoughts of the Dutch, as to their want of courage or force. Thence by
+appointment to the White Horse Taverne in Lumbard Streete, and there
+dined with my Lord Rutherford, Povy, Mr. Gauden, Creed, and others, and
+very merry, and after dinner among other things Povy and I withdrew, and
+I plainly told him that I was concerned in profit, but very justly,
+in this business of the Bill that I have been these two or three days
+about, and he consents to it, and it shall be paid. He tells me how he
+believes, and in part knows, Creed to be worth L10,000; nay, that now
+and then he [Povy] hath three or L4,000 in his hands, for which he gives
+the interest that the King gives, which is ten per cent., and that Creed
+do come and demand it every three months the interest to be paid him,
+which Povy looks upon as a cunning and mean tricke of him; but for all
+that, he will do and is very rich. Thence to the office, where we sat
+and where Mr. Coventry came the first time after his return from sea,
+which I was glad of. So after office to my office, and then home to
+supper, and to my office again, and then late home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+7th. Lay long, then up, and among others Bagwell's wife coming to speak
+with me put new thoughts of folly into me which I am troubled at. Thence
+after doing business at my office, I by coach to my Lady Sandwich's,
+and there dined with her, and found all well and merry. Thence to White
+Hall, and we waited on the Duke, who looks better than he did, methinks,
+before his voyage; and, I think, a little more stern than he used to do.
+Thence to the Temple to my cozen Roger Pepys, thinking to have met the
+Doctor to have discoursed our business, but he came not, so I home,
+and there by agreement came my Lord Rutherford, Povy, Gauden, Creed,
+Alderman Backewell, about Tangier business of accounts between
+Rutherford and Gauden. Here they were with me an hour or more, then
+after drinking away, and Povy and Creed staid and eat with me; but I was
+sorry I had no better cheer for Povy; for the foole may be useful, and
+is a cunning fellow in his way, which is a strange one, and that, that
+I meet not in any other man, nor can describe in him. They late with me,
+and when gone my boy and I to musique, and then to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+8th. Up, and to my office, where all the morning busy. At noon dined
+at home, and then to the office, where we sat all the afternoon. In the
+evening comes my aunt and uncle Wight, Mrs. Norbury, and her daughter,
+and after them Mr. Norbury, where no great pleasure, my aunt being out
+of humour in her fine clothes, and it raining hard. Besides, I was a
+little too bold with her about her doating on Dr. Venner. Anon they went
+away, and I till past 12 at night at my office, and then home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+9th. Up betimes and walked to Mr. Povy's, and there, not without some
+few troublesome questions of his, I got a note, and went and received
+L117 5s. of Alderman Viner upon my pretended freight of the "William"
+for Tangier, which overbears me on one side with joy and on the other
+to think of my condition if I shall be called into examination about it,
+and (though in strictness it is due) not be able to give a good account
+of it. Home with it, and there comes Captain Taylor to me, and he and
+I did set even the business of the ship Union lately gone for Tangier,
+wherein I hope to get L50 more, for all which the Lord be praised. At
+noon home to dinner, Mr. Hunt and his wife with us, and very pleasant.
+Then in the afternoon I carried them home by coach, and I to Westminster
+Hall, and thence to Gervas's, and there find I cannot prevail with Jane
+to go forth with me, but though I took a good occasion of going to the
+Trumpet she declined coming, which vexed me. 'Je avait grande envie
+envers elle, avec vrai amour et passion'. Thence home and to my office
+till one in the morning, setting to rights in writing this day's two
+accounts of Povy and Taylor, and then quietly to bed. This day I had
+several letters from several places, of our bringing in great numbers of
+Dutch ships.
+</p>
+<p>
+10th. Lay long, at which I am ashamed, because of so many people
+observing it that know not how late I sit up, and for fear of Sir W.
+Batten's speaking of it to others, he having staid for me a good while.
+At the office all the morning, where comes my Lord Brunkard with his
+patent in his hand, and delivered it to Sir J. Minnes and myself, we
+alone being there all the day, and at noon I in his coach with him to
+the 'Change, where he set me down; a modest civil person he seems to be,
+but wholly ignorant in the business of the Navy as possible, but I hope
+to make a friend of him, being a worthy man. Thence after hearing the
+great newes of so many Dutchmen being brought in to Portsmouth and
+elsewhere, which it is expected will either put them upon present
+revenge or despair, I with Sir W. Rider and Cutler to dinner all alone
+to the Great James, where good discourse, and, I hope, occasion of
+getting something hereafter. After dinner to White Hall to the Fishery,
+where the Duke was with us. So home, and late at my office, writing many
+letters, then home to supper and to bed. Yesterday come home, and this
+night I visited Sir W. Pen, who dissembles great respect and love to me,
+but I understand him very well. Major Holmes is come from Guinny, and is
+now at Plymouth with great wealth, they say.
+</p>
+<p>
+11th (Lord's day). Up and to church alone in the morning. Dined at home,
+mighty pleasantly. In the afternoon I to the French church, where much
+pleased with the three sisters of the parson, very handsome, especially
+in their noses, and sing prettily. I heard a good sermon of the old man,
+touching duty to parents. Here was Sir Samuel Morland and his lady very
+fine, with two footmen in new liverys (the church taking much notice of
+them), and going into their coach after sermon with great gazeing. So
+I home, and my cozen, Mary Pepys's husband, comes after me, and told me
+that out of the money he received some months since he did receive 18d.
+too much, and did now come and give it me, which was very pretty.
+So home, and there found Mr. Andrews and his lady, a well-bred and a
+tolerable pretty woman, and by and by Mr. Hill and to singing, and then
+to supper, then to sing again, and so good night. To prayers and tonight
+[bed]. It is a little strange how these Psalms of Ravenscroft after 2
+or 3 times singing prove but the same again, though good. No diversity
+appearing at all almost.
+</p>
+<p>
+12th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten by coach to White Hall, where all of
+us with the Duke; Mr. Coventry privately did tell me the reason of his
+advice against our pretences to the Prize Office (in his letter from
+Portsmouth), because he knew that the King and the Duke had resolved to
+put in some Parliament men that have deserved well, and that would
+needs be obliged, by putting them in. Thence homeward, called at my
+bookseller's and bespoke some books against the year's out, and then
+to the 'Change, and so home to dinner, and then to the office, where
+my Lord Brunkard comes and reads over part of our Instructions in the
+Navy&mdash;and I expounded it to him, so he is become my disciple. He gone,
+comes Cutler to tell us that the King of France hath forbid any canvass
+to be carried out of his kingdom, and I to examine went with him to the
+East India house to see a letter, but came too late. So home again, and
+there late till 12 at night at my office, and then home to supper and
+to bed. This day (to see how things are ordered in the world), I had
+a command from the Earle of Sandwich, at Portsmouth, not to be forward
+with Mr. Cholmly and Sir J. Lawson about the Mole at Tangier, because
+that what I do therein will (because of his friendship to me known)
+redound against him, as if I had done it upon his score. So I wrote to
+my Lord my mistake, and am contented to promise never to pursue it more,
+which goes against my mind with all my heart.
+</p>
+<p>
+13th. Lay long in bed, then up, and many people to speak with me. Then
+to my office, and dined at noon at home, then to the office again, where
+we sat all the afternoon, and then home at night to a little supper, and
+so after my office again at 12 at night home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+14th. Up, and after a while at the office, I abroad in several places,
+among others to my bookseller's, and there spoke for several books
+against New Year's day, I resolving to lay out about L7 or L8, God
+having given me some profit extraordinary of late; and bespoke also some
+plate, spoons, and forks. I pray God keep me from too great expenses,
+though these will still be pretty good money. Then to the 'Change, and
+I home to dinner, where Creed and Mr. Caesar, my boy's lute master,
+who plays indeed mighty finely, and after dinner I abroad, parting from
+Creed, and away to and fro, laying out or preparing for laying out more
+money, but I hope and resolve not to exceed therein, and to-night spoke
+for some fruit for the country for my father against Christmas, and
+where should I do it, but at the pretty woman's, that used to stand at
+the doore in Fanchurch Streete, I having a mind to know her. So home,
+and late at my office, evening reckonings with Shergoll, hoping to get
+money by the business, and so away home to supper and to bed, not being
+very well through my taking cold of late, and so troubled with some
+wind.
+</p>
+<p>
+15th. Called up very betimes by Mr. Cholmly, and with him a good while
+about some of his Tangier accounts; and, discoursing of the condition
+of Tangier, he did give me the whole account of the differences between
+Fitzgerald and Norwood, which were very high on both sides, but
+most imperious and base on Fitzgerald's, and yet through my Lord
+FitzHarding's means, the Duke of York is led rather to blame Norwood and
+to speake that he should be called home, than be sensible of the other.
+He is a creature of FitzHarding's, as a fellow that may be done with
+what he will, and, himself certainly pretending to be Generall of the
+King's armies, when Monk dyeth, desires to have as few great or wise men
+in employment as he can now, but such as he can put in and keep under,
+which he do this coxcomb Fitzgerald. It seems, of all mankind there
+is no man so led by another as the Duke is by Lord Muskerry and
+this FitzHarding, insomuch, as when the King would have him to be
+Privy-Purse, the Duke wept, and said, "But, Sir, I must have your
+promise, if you will have my dear Charles from me, that if ever you have
+occasion for an army again, I may have him with me; believing him to be
+the best commander of an army in the world." But Mr. Cholmly thinks, as
+all other men I meet with do, that he is a very ordinary fellow. It is
+strange how the Duke also do love naturally, and affect the Irish above
+the English. He, of the company he carried with him to sea, took above
+two-thirds Irish and French. He tells me the King do hate my Lord
+Chancellor; and that they, that is the King and my Lord FitzHarding, do
+laugh at him for a dull fellow; and in all this business of the Dutch
+war do nothing by his advice, hardly consulting him. Only he is a good
+minister in other respects, and the King cannot be without him; but,
+above all, being the Duke's father-in-law, he is kept in; otherwise
+FitzHarding were able to fling down two of him. This, all the wise and
+grave lords see, and cannot help it; but yield to it. But he bemoans
+what the end of it may be, the King being ruled by these men, as he hath
+been all along since his coming; to the razing all the strong-holds in
+Scotland, and giving liberty to the Irish in Ireland, whom Cromwell had
+settled all in one corner; who are now able, and it is feared everyday
+a massacre again among them. He being gone I abroad to the carrier's, to
+see some things sent away to my father against Christmas, and thence to
+Moorfields, and there up and down to several houses to drink to look for
+a place 'pour rencontrer la femme de je sais quoi' against next Monday,
+but could meet none. So to the Coffeehouse, where great talke of the
+Comet seen in several places; and among our men at sea, and by my Lord
+Sandwich, to whom I intend to write about it to-night. Thence home to
+dinner, and then to the office, where all the afternoon, and in the
+evening home to supper, and then to the office late, and so to bed. This
+night I begun to burn wax candles in my closett at the office, to try
+the charge, and to see whether the smoke offends like that of tallow
+candles.
+</p>
+<p>
+16th. Up, and by water to Deptford, thinking to have met 'la femme de'
+Bagwell, but failed, and having done some business at the yard, I back
+again, it being a fine fresh morning to walk. Back again, Mr. Wayth
+walking with me to Half-Way House talking about Mr. Castle's fine knees
+lately delivered in. In which I am well informed that they are not as
+they should be to make them knees, and I hope shall make good use of it
+to the King's service. Thence home, and having dressed myself, to the
+'Change, and thence home to dinner, and so abroad by coach with my wife,
+and bought a looking glasse by the Old Exchange, which costs me L5 5s.
+and 6s. for the hooks. A very fair glasse. So toward my cozen Scott's,
+but meeting my Lady Sandwich's coach, my wife turned back to follow
+them, thinking they might, as they did, go to visit her, and I 'light
+and to Mrs. Harman, and there staid and talked in her shop with her, and
+much pleased I am with her. We talked about Anthony Joyce's giving over
+trade and that he intends to live in lodgings, which is a very mad,
+foolish thing. She tells me she hears and believes it is because he,
+being now begun to be called on offices, resolves not to take the new
+oathe, he having formerly taken the Covenant or Engagement, but I think
+he do very simply and will endeavour for his wife's sake to advise him
+therein. Thence to my cozen Scott's, and there met my cozen Roger Pepys,
+and Mrs. Turner, and The. and Joyce, and prated all the while, and so
+with the "corps" to church and heard a very fine sermon of the Parson of
+the parish, and so homeward with them in their coach, but finding it too
+late to go home with me, I took another coach and so home, and after a
+while at my office, home to supper and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+17th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon I
+to the 'Change, and there, among others, had my first meeting with Mr.
+L'Estrange, who hath endeavoured several times to speak with me. It is
+to get, now and then, some newes of me, which I shall, as I see cause,
+give him. He is a man of fine conversation, I think, but I am sure most
+courtly and full of compliments. Thence home to dinner, and then come
+the looking-glass man to set up the looking-glass I bought yesterday,
+in my dining-room, and very handsome it is. So abroad by coach to White
+Hall, and there to the Committee of Tangier, and then the Fishing. Mr.
+Povy did in discourse give me a rub about my late bill for money that
+I did get of him, which vexed me and stuck in my mind all this evening,
+though I know very well how to cleare myself at the worst. So home and
+to my office, where late, and then home to bed. Mighty talke there is
+of this Comet that is seen a'nights; and the King and Queene did sit up
+last night to see it, and did, it seems. And to-night I thought to
+have done so too; but it is cloudy, and so no stars appear. But I will
+endeavour it. Mr. Gray did tell me to-night, for certain, that the
+Dutch, as high as they seem, do begin to buckle; and that one man in
+this Kingdom did tell the King that he is offered L40,000 to make a
+peace, and others have been offered money also. It seems the taking of
+their Bourdeaux fleete thus, arose from a printed Gazette of the Dutch's
+boasting of fighting, and having beaten the English: in confidence
+whereof (it coming to Bourdeaux), all the fleete comes out, and so falls
+into our hands.
+</p>
+<p>
+18th (Lord's day). To church, where, God forgive me! I spent most of my
+time in looking [on] my new Morena&mdash;[a brunette]&mdash;at the other side of
+the church, an acquaintance of Pegg Pen's. So home to dinner, and then
+to my chamber to read Ben Johnson's Cataline, a very excellent piece,
+and so to church again, and thence we met at the office to hire ships,
+being in great haste and having sent for several masters of ships to
+come to us. Then home, and there Mr. Andrews and Hill come and we sung
+finely, and by and by Mr. Fuller, the Parson, and supped with me, he and
+a friend of his, but my musique friends would not stay supper. At
+and after supper Mr. Fuller and I told many storys of apparitions and
+delusions thereby, and I out with my storys of Tom Mallard. He gone, I a
+little to my office, and then to prayers and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+19th. Going to bed betimes last night we waked betimes, and from our
+people's being forced to take the key to go out to light a candle, I was
+very angry and begun to find fault with my wife for not commanding her
+servants as she ought. Thereupon she giving me some cross answer I did
+strike her over her left eye such a blow as the poor wretch did cry out
+and was in great pain, but yet her spirit was such as to endeavour to
+bite and scratch me. But I coying&mdash;[stroking or caressing]&mdash;with her
+made her leave crying, and sent for butter and parsley, and friends
+presently one with another, and I up, vexed at my heart to think what I
+had done, for she was forced to lay a poultice or something to her eye
+all day, and is black, and the people of the house observed it. But I
+was forced to rise, and up and with Sir J. Minnes to White Hall, and
+there we waited on the Duke. And among other things Mr. Coventry took
+occasion to vindicate himself before the Duke and us, being all there,
+about the choosing of Taylor for Harwich. Upon which the Duke did clear
+him, and did tell us that he did expect, that, after he had named a man,
+none of us shall then oppose or find fault with the man; but if we had
+anything to say, we ought to say it before he had chose him. Sir G.
+Carteret thought himself concerned, and endeavoured to clear himself:
+and by and by Sir W. Batten did speak, knowing himself guilty, and did
+confess, that being pressed by the Council he did say what he did, that
+he was accounted a fanatique; but did not know that at that time he had
+been appointed by his Royal Highness. To which the Duke [replied] that
+it was impossible but he must know that he had appointed him; and so it
+did appear that the Duke did mean all this while Sir W. Batten. So by
+and by we parted, and Mr. Coventry did privately tell me that he did
+this day take this occasion to mention the business to give the Duke an
+opportunity of speaking his mind to Sir W. Batten in this business, of
+which I was heartily glad. Thence home, and not finding Bagwell's wife
+as I expected, I to the 'Change and there walked up and down, and then
+home, and she being come I bid her go and stay at Mooregate for me, and
+after going up to my wife (whose eye is very bad, but she is in very
+good temper to me), and after dinner I to the place and walked round the
+fields again and again, but not finding her I to the 'Change, and there
+found her waiting for me and took her away, and to an alehouse, and
+there I made much of her, and then away thence and to another and
+endeavoured to caress her, but 'elle ne voulait pas', which did vex me,
+but I think it was chiefly not having a good easy place to do it upon.
+So we broke up and parted and I to the office, where we sat hiring of
+ships an hour or two, and then to my office, and thence (with Captain
+Taylor home to my house) to give him instructions and some notice of
+what to his great satisfaction had happened to-day. Which I do because
+I hope his coming into this office will a little cross Sir W. Batten and
+may do me good. He gone, I to supper with my wife, very pleasant, and
+then a little to my office and to bed. My mind, God forgive me, too much
+running upon what I can 'ferais avec la femme de Bagwell demain', having
+promised to go to Deptford and 'a aller a sa maison avec son mari' when
+I come thither.
+</p>
+<p>
+20th. Up and walked to Deptford, where after doing something at the yard
+I walked, without being observed, with Bagwell home to his house, and
+there was very kindly used, and the poor people did get a dinner for me
+in their fashion, of which I also eat very well. After dinner I found
+occasion of sending him abroad, and then alone 'avec elle je tentais
+a faire ce que je voudrais et contre sa force je le faisais biens que
+passe a mon contentment'. By and by he coming back again I took leave
+and walked home, and then there to dinner, where Dr. Fayrebrother come
+to see me and Luellin. We dined, and I to the office, leaving them,
+where we sat all the afternoon, and I late at the office. To supper and
+to the office again very late, then home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+21st. Up, and after evening reckonings to this day with Mr. Bridges,
+the linnen draper, for callicos, I out to Doctors' Commons, where by
+agreement my cozen Roger and I did meet my cozen Dr. Tom Pepys, and
+there a great many and some high words on both sides, but I must
+confess I was troubled; first, to find my cozen Roger such a simple but
+well-meaning man as he is; next to think that my father, out of folly
+and vain glory, should now and then (as by their words I gather) be
+speaking how he had set up his son Tom with his goods and house, and now
+these words are brought against him&mdash;I fear to the depriving him of all
+the profit the poor man intended to make of the lease of his house and
+sale of his owne goods. I intend to make a quiet end if I can with the
+Doctor, being a very foul-tounged fool and of great inconvenience to
+be at difference with such a one that will make the base noise about it
+that he will. Thence, very much vexed to find myself so much troubled
+about other men's matters, I to Mrs. Turner's, in Salsbury Court, and
+with her a little, and carried her, the porter staying for me, our
+eagle, which she desired the other day, and we were glad to be rid of
+her, she fouling our house of office mightily. They are much pleased
+with her. And thence I home and after dinner to the office, where Sir
+W. Rider and Cutler come, and in dispute I very high with them against
+their demands, I hope to no hurt to myself, for I was very plain with
+them to the best of my reason. So they gone I home to supper, then to
+the office again and so home to bed. My Lord Sandwich this day writes
+me word that he hath seen (at Portsmouth) the Comet, and says it is the
+most extraordinary thing that ever he saw.
+</p>
+<p>
+22nd. Up and betimes to my office, and then out to several places,
+among others to Holborne to have spoke with one Mr. Underwood about some
+English hemp, he lies against Gray's Inn. Thereabouts I to a barber's
+shop to have my hair cut, and there met with a copy of verses, mightily
+commended by some gentlemen there, of my Lord Mordaunt's, in excuse
+of his going to sea this late expedition, with the Duke of Yorke. But,
+Lord! they are but sorry things; only a Lord made them. Thence to the
+'Change; and there, among the merchants, I hear fully the news of
+our being beaten to dirt at Guinny, by De Ruyter with his fleete. The
+particulars, as much as by Sir G. Carteret afterwards I heard, I have
+said in a letter to my Lord Sandwich this day at Portsmouth; it being
+most wholly to the utter ruine of our Royall Company, and reproach and
+shame to the whole nation, as well as justification to them in their
+doing wrong to no man as to his private [property], only takeing
+whatever is found to belong to the Company, and nothing else. Dined at
+the Dolphin, Sir G. Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and I, with
+Sir W. Boreman and Sir Theophilus Biddulph and others, Commissioners of
+the Sewers, about our place below to lay masts in. But coming a little
+too soon, I out again, and tooke boat down to Redriffe; and just in
+time within two minutes, and saw the new vessel of Sir William Petty's
+launched, the King and Duke being there.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ [Pepys was wrong as to the name of Sir William Petty's new
+ doublekeeled boat. On February 13th, 1664-65, he gives the correct
+ title, which was "The Experiment."]
+</pre>
+<p>
+It swims and looks finely, and I believe will do well. The name I think
+is Twilight, but I do not know certainly. Coming away back immediately
+to dinner, where a great deal of good discourse, and Sir G. Carteret's
+discourse of this Guinny business, with great displeasure at the losse
+of our honour there, and do now confess that the trade brought all these
+troubles upon us between the Dutch and us. Thence to the office and
+there sat late, then I to my office and there till 12 at night, and so
+home to bed weary.
+</p>
+<p>
+23rd. Up and to my office, then come by appointment cozen Tom Trice to
+me, and I paid him the L20 remaining due to him upon the bond of L100
+given him by agreement November, 1663, to end the difference between us
+about my aunt's, his mother's, money. And here, being willing to know
+the worst, I told him, "I hope now there is nothing remaining between
+you and I of future dispute." "No," says he, "nothing at all that I know
+of, but only a small matter of about 20 or 30s. that my father Pepys
+received for me of rent due to me in the country, which I will in a day
+or two bring you an account of," and so we parted. Dined at home upon
+a good turkey which Mr. Sheply sent us, then to the office all the
+afternoon, Mr. Cutler and others coming to me about business. I
+hear that the Dutch have prepared a fleete to go the backway to the
+Streights, where without doubt they will master our fleete. This put
+to that of Guinny makes me fear them mightily, and certainly they are
+a most wise people, and careful of their business. The King of France,
+they say, do declare himself obliged to defend them, and lays claim by
+his Embassador to the wines we have taken from the Dutch Bourdeaux men,
+and more, it is doubted whether the Swede will be our friend or no. Pray
+God deliver us out of these troubles! This day Sir W. Batten sent and
+afterwards spoke to me, to have me and my wife come and dine with them
+on Monday next: which is a mighty condescension in them, and for some
+great reason I am sure, or else it pleases God by my late care of
+business to make me more considerable even with them than I am sure they
+would willingly owne me to be. God make me thankfull and carefull to
+preserve myself so, for I am sure they hate me and it is hope or fear
+that makes them flatter me. It being a bright night, which it has not
+been a great while, I purpose to endeavour to be called in the morning
+to see the Comet, though I fear we shall not see it, because it rises in
+the east but 16 degrees, and then the houses will hinder us.
+</p>
+<p>
+24th. Having sat up all night to past two o'clock this morning, our
+porter, being appointed, comes and tells us that the bellman tells him
+that the star is seen upon Tower Hill; so I, that had been all night
+setting in order all my old papers in my chamber, did leave off all,
+and my boy and I to Tower Hill, it being a most fine, bright moonshine
+night, and a great frost; but no Comet to be seen. So after running once
+round the Hill, I and Tom, we home and then to bed. Rose about 9 o'clock
+and then to the office, where sitting all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, to the Coffee-house; and there heard Sir Richard Ford tell the
+whole story of our defeat at Guinny. Wherein our men are guilty of the
+most horrid cowardice and perfidiousness, as he says and tells it, that
+ever Englishmen were. Captain Raynolds, that was the only commander of
+any of the King's ships there, was shot at by De Ruyter, with a bloody
+flag flying. He, instead of opposing (which, indeed, had been to no
+purpose, but only to maintain honour), did poorly go on board himself,
+to ask what De Ruyter would have; and so yielded to whatever Ruyter
+would desire. The King and Duke are highly vexed at it, it seems, and
+the business deserves it. Thence home to dinner, and then abroad to buy
+some things, and among others to my bookseller's, and there saw several
+books I spoke for, which are finely bound and good books to my great
+content. So home and to my office, where late. This evening I being
+informed did look and saw the Comet, which is now, whether worn away
+or no I know not, but appears not with a tail, but only is larger and
+duller than any other star, and is come to rise betimes, and to make a
+great arch, and is gone quite to a new place in the heavens than it was
+before: but I hope in a clearer night something more will be seen. So
+home to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+25th (Lord's day and Christmas day). Up (my wife's eye being ill still
+of the blow I did in a passion give her on Monday last) to church alone,
+where Mr. Mills, a good sermon. To dinner at home, where very pleasant
+with my wife and family. After dinner I to Sir W. Batten's, and there
+received so much good usage (as I have of late done) from him and my
+Lady, obliging me and my wife, according to promise, to come and dine
+with them to-morrow with our neighbours, that I was in pain all the day,
+and night too after, to know how to order the business of my wife's not
+going, and by discourse receive fresh instances of Sir J. Minnes's
+folly in complaining to Sir G. Carteret of Sir W. Batten and me for some
+family offences, such as my having of a stopcock to keepe the water from
+them, which vexes me, but it would more but that Sir G. Carteret knows
+him very well. Thence to the French church, but coming too late I
+returned and to Mr. Rawlinson's church, where I heard a good sermon of
+one that I remember was at Paul's with me, his name Maggett; and very
+great store of fine women there is in this church, more than I know
+anywhere else about us. So home and to my chamber, looking over and
+setting in order my papers and books, and so to supper, and then to
+prayers and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+26th. Up, and with Sir W. Pen to White Hall, and there with the rest did
+our usual business before the Duke, and then with Sir W. Batten back
+and to his house, where I by sicknesse excused my wife's coming to them
+to-day. Thence I to the Coffeehouse, where much good discourse, and all
+the opinion now is that the Dutch will avoid fighting with us at home,
+but do all the hurte they can to us abroad; which it may be they may for
+a while, but that, I think, cannot support them long. Thence to Sir W.
+Batten's, where Mr. Coventry and all our families here, women and all,
+and Sir R. Ford and his, and a great feast and good discourse and merry,
+there all the afternoon and evening till late, only stepped in to see
+my wife, then to my office to enter my day's work, and so home to bed,
+where my people and wife innocently at cards very merry, and I to bed,
+leaving them to their sport and blindman's buff.
+</p>
+<p>
+27th. My people came to bed, after their sporting, at four o'clock in
+the morning; I up at seven, and to Deptford and Woolwich in a gally; the
+Duke calling to me out of the barge in which the King was with him going
+down the river, to know whither I was going. I told him to Woolwich, but
+was troubled afterward I should say no farther, being in a gally, lest
+he think me too profuse in my journeys. Did several businesses, and then
+back again by two o'clock to Sir J. Minnes's to dinner by appointment,
+where all yesterday's company but Mr. Coventry, who could not come. Here
+merry, and after an hour's chat I down to the office, where busy late,
+and then home to supper and to bed. The Comet appeared again to-night,
+but duskishly. I went to bed, leaving my wife and all her folks, and
+Will also, too, come to make Christmas gambolls to-night.
+</p>
+<p>
+28th. I waked in the morning about 6 o'clock and my wife not come to
+bed; I lacked a pot, but there was none, and bitter cold, so was forced
+to rise and piss in the chimney, and to bed again. Slept a little
+longer, and then hear my people coming up, and so I rose, and my wife
+to bed at eight o'clock in the morning, which vexed me a little, but I
+believe there was no hurt in it all, but only mirthe, therefore took no
+notice. I abroad with Sir W. Batten to the Council Chamber, where all of
+us to discourse about the way of measuring ships and the freight fit to
+give for them by the tun, where it was strange methought to hear so
+poor discourses among the Lords themselves, and most of all to see how
+a little empty matter delivered gravely by Sir W. Pen was taken mighty
+well, though nothing in the earth to the purpose. But clothes, I
+perceive more and more every day, is a great matter. Thence home with
+Sir W. Batten by coach, and I home to dinner, finding my wife still
+in bed. After dinner abroad, and among other things visited my Lady
+Sandwich, and was there, with her and the young ladies, playing at cards
+till night. Then home and to my office late, then home to bed, leaving
+my wife and people up to more sports, but without any great satisfaction
+to myself therein.
+</p>
+<p>
+29th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. Then whereas I
+should have gone and dined with Sir W. Pen (and the rest of the officers
+at his house), I pretended to dine with my Lady Sandwich and so home,
+where I dined well, and began to wipe and clean my books in my chamber
+in order to the settling of my papers and things there thoroughly, and
+then to the office, where all the afternoon sitting, and in the evening
+home to supper, and then to my work again.
+</p>
+<p>
+30th. Lay very long in bed with my wife, it being very cold, and my wife
+very full of a resolution to keepe within doors, not so much as to go
+to church or see my Lady Sandwich before Easter next, which I am willing
+enough to, though I seem the contrary. This and other talke kept me
+a-bed till almost 10 a'clock. Then up and made an end of looking over
+all my papers and books and taking everything out of my chamber to have
+all made clean. At noon dined, and after dinner forth to several places
+to pay away money, to clear myself in all the world, and, among others,
+paid my bookseller L6 for books I had from him this day, and the
+silversmith L22 18s. for spoons, forks, and sugar box, and being well
+pleased with seeing my business done to my mind as to my meeting with
+people and having my books ready for me, I home and to my office, and
+there did business late, and then home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+31st. At the office all the morning, and after dinner there again,
+dispatched first my letters, and then to my accounts, not of the month
+but of the whole yeare also, and was at it till past twelve at night,
+it being bitter cold; but yet I was well satisfied with my worke, and,
+above all, to find myself, by the great blessing of God, worth L1349, by
+which, as I have spent very largely, so I have laid up above L500 this
+yeare above what I was worth this day twelvemonth. The Lord make me for
+ever thankful to his holy name for it! Thence home to eat a little and
+so to bed. Soon as ever the clock struck one, I kissed my wife in the
+kitchen by the fireside, wishing her a merry new yeare, observing that
+I believe I was the first proper wisher of it this year, for I did it as
+soon as ever the clock struck one.
+</p>
+<p>
+So ends the old yeare, I bless God, with great joy to me, not only from
+my having made so good a yeare of profit, as having spent L420 and laid
+up L540 and upwards; but I bless God I never have been in so good plight
+as to my health in so very cold weather as this is, nor indeed in any
+hot weather, these ten years, as I am at this day, and have been these
+four or five months. But I am at a great losse to know whether it be
+my hare's foote, or taking every morning of a pill of turpentine, or my
+having left off the wearing of a gowne. My family is, my wife, in good
+health, and happy with her; her woman Mercer, a pretty, modest, quiett
+mayde; her chambermayde Besse, her cook mayde Jane, the little girl
+Susan, and my boy, which I have had about half a yeare, Tom Edwards,
+which I took from the King's chappell, and a pretty and loving quiett
+family I have as any man in England. My credit in the world and my
+office grows daily, and I am in good esteeme with everybody, I think. My
+troubles of my uncle's estate pretty well over; but it comes to be but
+of little profit to us, my father being much supported by my purse. But
+great vexations remain upon my father and me from my brother Tom's death
+and ill condition, both to our disgrace and discontent, though no great
+reason for either. Publique matters are all in a hurry about a Dutch
+warr. Our preparations great; our provocations against them great; and,
+after all our presumption, we are now afeard as much of them, as we
+lately contemned them. Every thing else in the State quiett, blessed be
+God! My Lord Sandwich at sea with the fleete at Portsmouth; sending
+some about to cruise for taking of ships, which we have done to a great
+number. This Christmas I judged it fit to look over all my papers and
+books; and to tear all that I found either boyish or not to be worth
+keeping, or fit to be seen, if it should please God to take me away
+suddenly. Among others, I found these two or three notes, which I
+thought fit to keep.
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<pre>
+ ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS, PEPY'S DIARY 1664, COMPLETE:
+
+ A real and not a complimentary acknowledgment
+ A mad merry slut she is
+ About several businesses, hoping to get money by them
+ After many protestings by degrees I did arrive at what I would
+ All divided that were bred so long at school together
+ All ended in love
+ All the men were dead of the plague, and the ship cast ashore
+ And with the great men in curing of their claps
+ At least 12 or 14,000 people in the street (to see the hanging)
+ Bath at the top of his house
+ Bearing more sayle will go faster than any other ships (multihull)
+ Began discourse of my not getting of children
+ Below what people think these great people say and do
+ But the wench went, and I believe had her turn served
+ Came to bed to me, but all would not make me friends
+ Chatted with her, her husband out of the way
+ Could not saw above 4 inches of the stone in a day
+ Do look upon me as a remembrancer of his former vanity
+ Doubtfull of himself, and easily be removed from his own opinion
+ Drink a dish of coffee
+ Even to the having bad words with my wife, and blows too
+ Expected musique, the missing of which spoiled my dinner
+ Expressly taking care that nobody might see this business done
+ Fear of making her think me to be in a better condition
+ Fear all his kindness is but only his lust to her
+ Feared I might meet with some people that might know me
+ Fetch masts from New England
+ Few in any age that do mind anything that is abstruse
+ Find myself to over-value things when a child
+ Gadding abroad to look after beauties
+ Generally with corruption, but most indeed with neglect
+ God forgive me! what thoughts and wishes I had
+ Good writers are not admired by the present
+ Greatest businesses are done so superficially
+ Had no mind to meddle with her
+ Having some experience, but greater conceit of it than is fit
+ Hear something of the effects of our last meeting (pregnancy?)
+ Helping to slip their calfes when there is occasion
+ Her months upon her is gone to bed
+ Her impudent tricks and ways of getting money
+ How little to be presumed of in our greatest undertakings
+ I had agreed with Jane Welsh, but she came not, which vexed me
+ I do not like his being angry and in debt both together to me
+ I will not by any over submission make myself cheap
+ I slept soundly all the sermon
+ Ill from my late cutting my hair so close to my head
+ In my dining-room she was doing something upon the pott
+ In a hackney and full of people, was ashamed to be seen
+ Ireland in a very distracted condition
+ Irish in Ireland, whom Cromwell had settled all in one corner
+ Jane going into the boat did fall down and show her arse
+ King is mighty kind to these his bastard children
+ King still do doat upon his women, even beyond all shame
+ Lay long caressing my wife and talking
+ Let her brew as she has baked
+ Little children employed, every one to do something
+ Mankind pleasing themselves in the easy delights of the world
+ Meazles, we fear, or, at least, of a scarlett feavour
+ Methought very ill, or else I am grown worse to please
+ Mind to have her bring it home
+ Mrs. Lane was gone forth, and so I missed of my intent
+ My wife was angry with me for not coming home, and for gadding
+ My leg fell in a hole broke on the bridge
+ My wife made great means to be friends, coming to my bedside
+ Never to trust too much to any man in the world
+ New Netherlands to English rule, under the title of New York
+ Not well, and so had no pleasure at all with my poor wife
+ Not when we can, but when we list
+ Not the greatest wits, but the steady man
+ Nothing of the memory of a man, an houre after he is dead!
+ Now against her going into the country (lay together)
+ Periwigg he lately made me cleansed of its nits
+ Play good, but spoiled with the ryme, which breaks the sense
+ Pleased to look upon their pretty daughter
+ Pray God give me a heart to fear a fall, and to prepare for it!
+ Presse seamen, without which we cannot really raise men
+ Pretty sayings, which are generally like paradoxes
+ Reduced the Dutch settlement of New Netherlands to English rule
+ Rotten teeth and false, set in with wire
+ Ryme, which breaks the sense
+ Saw "The German Princess" acted, by the woman herself
+ Sent my wife to get a place to see Turner hanged
+ Shakespeare's plays
+ She had the cunning to cry a great while, and talk and blubber
+ She had got and used some puppy-dog water
+ Sheriffs did endeavour to get one jewell
+ Slabbering my band sent home for another
+ So home to prayers and to bed
+ Staid two hours with her kissing her, but nothing more
+ Strange slavery that I stand in to beauty
+ Subject to be put into a disarray upon very small occasions
+ Such open flattery is beastly
+ Talked with Mrs. Lane about persuading her to Hawly
+ Tear all that I found either boyish or not to be worth keeping
+ That hair by hair had his horse's tail pulled off indeed
+ Their saws have no teeth, but it is the sand only
+ There eat and drank, and had my pleasure of her twice
+ There did see Mrs. Lane.....
+ These Lords are hard to be trusted
+ Things wear out of themselves and come fair again
+ Thinks she is with child, but I neither believe nor desire it
+ Till 12 at night, and then home to supper and to bed
+ To my Lord Sandwich, thinking to have dined there
+ Travels over the high hills in Asia above the clouds
+ Up, my mind very light from my last night's accounts
+ Upon a very small occasion had a difference again broke out
+ Very angry we were, but quickly friends again
+ Very high and very foule words from her to me
+ We do nothing in this office like people able to carry on a warr
+ Went against me to have my wife and servants look upon them
+ What wine you drinke, lett it bee at meales
+ What a sorry dispatch these great persons give to business
+ What is there more to be had of a woman than the possessing her
+ Where a trade hath once been and do decay, it never recovers
+ Wherein every party has laboured to cheat another
+ Willing to receive a bribe if it were offered me
+ Would either conform, or be more wise, and not be catched!
+ Would make a dogg laugh
+</pre>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+<br>
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+Title: Diary of Samuel Pepys, 1664
+ Transcribed From The Shorthand Manuscript In The Pepysian
+ Library Magdalene College Cambridge By The Rev. Mynors
+ Bright
+
+Author: Samuel Pepys
+
+Commentator: Lord Braybrooke
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+Editor: Henry B. Wheatley
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS, 1664 ***
+
+
+
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+Produced by David Widger
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+THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+(Unabridged)
+
+WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+1964
+
+By Samuel Pepys
+
+Edited With Additions By
+
+Henry B. Wheatley F.S.A.
+
+
+
+
+ LONDON
+ GEORGE BELL & SONS YORK ST. COVENT GARDEN
+ CAMBRIDGE DEIGHTON BELL & CO.
+
+
+ 1893
+
+
+
+
+JANUARY 1663-1664
+
+January 1st, Went to bed between 4 and 5 in the morning with my mind
+in good temper of satisfaction and slept till about 8, that many people
+came to speak with me. Among others one came with the best New Year's
+gift that ever I had, namely from Mr. Deering, with a bill of exchange
+drawn upon himself for the payment of L50 to Mr. Luellin. It being for
+my use with a letter of compliment. I am not resolved what or how to do
+in this business, but I conclude it is an extraordinary good new year's
+gift, though I do not take the whole, or if I do then give some of it to
+Luellin. By and by comes Captain Allen and his son Jowles and his wife,
+who continues pretty still. They would have had me set my hand to a
+certificate for his loyalty, and I know not what his ability for any
+employment. But I did not think it fit, but did give them a pleasing
+denial, and after sitting with me an hour they went away. Several others
+came to me about business, and then being to dine at my uncle Wight's
+I went to the Coffee-house, sending my wife by Will, and there staid
+talking an hour with Coll. Middleton, and others, and among other things
+about a very rich widow, young and handsome, of one Sir Nicholas Gold's,
+a merchant, lately fallen, and of great courtiers that already look
+after her: her husband not dead a week yet. She is reckoned worth
+L80,000. Thence to my uncle Wight's, where Dr. of-----, among others,
+dined, and his wife, a seeming proud conceited woman, I know not what to
+make of her, but the Dr's. discourse did please me very well about the
+disease of the stone, above all things extolling Turpentine, which he
+told me how it may be taken in pills with great ease. There was brought
+to table a hot pie made of a swan I sent them yesterday, given me by Mr.
+Howe, but we did not eat any of it. But my wife and I rose from table,
+pretending business, and went to the Duke's house, the first play I have
+been at these six months, according to my last vowe, and here saw the
+so much cried-up play of "Henry the Eighth;" which, though I went with
+resolution to like it, is so simple a thing made up of a great many
+patches, that, besides the shows and processions in it, there is nothing
+in the world good or well done. Thence mightily dissatisfied back at
+night to my uncle Wight's, and supped with them, but against my stomach
+out of the offence the sight of my aunt's hands gives me, and ending
+supper with a mighty laugh, the greatest I have had these many months,
+at my uncle's being out in his grace after meat, we rose and broke up,
+and my wife and I home and to bed, being sleepy since last night.
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, and there sitting all the morning, and at
+noon to the 'Change, in my going met with Luellin and told him how I had
+received a letter and bill for L50 from Mr. Deering, and delivered it
+to him, which he told me he would receive for me. To which I consented,
+though professed not to desire it if he do not consider himself
+sufficiently able by the service I have done, and that it is rather my
+desire to have nothing till he be further sensible of my service. From
+the 'Change I brought him home and dined with us, and after dinner I
+took my wife out, for I do find that I am not able to conquer myself as
+to going to plays till I come to some new vowe concerning it, and that I
+am now come, that is to say, that I will not see above one in a month
+at any of the publique theatres till the sum of 50s. be spent, and then
+none before New Year's Day next, unless that I do become worth L1000
+sooner than then, and then am free to come to some other terms, and so
+leaving him in Lombard Street I took her to the King's house, and there
+met Mr. Nicholson, my old colleague, and saw "The Usurper," which is
+no good play, though better than what I saw yesterday. However, we rose
+unsatisfied, and took coach and home, and I to the office late writing
+letters, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+3rd (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then rose and with a fire in my
+chamber staid within all day, looking over and settling my accounts in
+good order, by examining all my books, and the kitchen books, and I find
+that though the proper profit of my last year was but L305, yet I did by
+other gain make it up L444., which in every part of it was unforeseen
+of me, and therefore it was a strange oversight for lack of examining my
+expenses that I should spend L690 this year, but for the time to come
+I have so distinctly settled all my accounts in writing and the
+particulars of all my several layings out, that I do hope I shall
+hereafter make a better judgment of my spendings than ever. I dined with
+my wife in her chamber, she in bed, and then down again and till 11 at
+night, and broke up and to bed with great content, but could not make
+an end of writing over my vows as I purposed, but I am agreed in every
+thing how to order myself for the year to come, which I trust in God
+will be much for my good. So up to prayers and to bed. This evening Sir
+W. Pen came to invite me against next Wednesday, being Twelfth day, to
+his usual feast, his wedding day.
+
+4th. Up betimes, and my wife being ready, and her mayd Besse and the
+girl, I carried them by coach and set them all down in Covent Garden and
+there left them, and I to my Lord Sandwich's lodgings, but he not being
+up, I to the Duke's chamber, and there by and by to his closett, where
+since his lady was ill, a little red bed of velvet is brought for him to
+lie alone, which is a very pretty one. After doing business here, I
+to my Lord's again, and there spoke with him, and he seems now almost
+friends again as he used to be. Here meeting Mr. Pierce, the chyrurgeon,
+he told me among other Court newes, how the Queene is very well again,
+and the King lay with her on Saturday night last; and that she speaks
+now very pretty English, and makes her sense out now and then with
+pretty phrazes: as among others this is mightily cried up; that, meaning
+to say that she did not like such a horse so well as the rest, he being
+too prancing and full of tricks, she said he did make too much
+vanity. Thence to the Tennis Court, after I had spent a little time in
+Westminster Hall, thinking to have met with Mrs. Lane, but I could not
+and am glad of it, and there saw the King play at Tennis and others: but
+to see how the King's play was extolled without any cause at all, was
+a loathsome sight, though sometimes, indeed, he did play very well and
+deserved to be commended; but such open flattery is beastly. Afterwards
+to St. James's Parke, being unwilling to go to spend money at the
+ordinary, and there spent an hour or two, it being a pleasant day,
+seeing people play at Pell Mell; where it pleased me mightily to hear
+a gallant, lately come from France, swear at one of his companions for
+suffering his man (a spruce blade) to be so saucy as to strike a ball
+while his master was playing on the Mall.
+
+ [When Egerton was Bishop of Durham, he often played at bowls with
+ his guests on the public days. On an occasion of this sort, a
+ visitor happening to cross the lawn, one of the chaplains exclaimed,
+ "You must not shake the green, for the bishop is going to bowl."-B.]
+
+Thence took coach at White Hall and took up my wife, who is mighty sad
+to think of her father, who is going into Germany against the Turkes;
+but what will become of her brother I know not. He is so idle, and out
+of all capacity, I think, to earn his bread. Home and at my office till
+is at night making my solemn vowes for the next year, which I trust in
+the Lord I shall keep, but I fear I have a little too severely bound
+myself in some things and in too many, for I fear I may forget some. But
+however, I know the worst, and shall by the blessing of God observe to
+perform or pay my forfeits punctually. So home and to bed with my mind
+at rest.
+
+5th. Up and to our office, where we sat all the morning, where my head
+being willing to take in all business whatever, I am afraid I shall over
+clogg myself with it. But however, it is my desire to do my duty and
+shall the willinger bear it. At noon home and to the 'Change, where I
+met with Luellin, who went off with me and parted to meet again at the
+Coffeehouse, but missed. So home and found him there, and Mr. Barrow
+came to speak with me, so they both dined with me alone, my wife
+not being ready, and after dinner I up in my chamber with Barrow to
+discourse about matters of the yard with him, and his design of leaving
+the place, which I am sorry for, and will prevent if I can. He being
+gone then Luellin did give me the L50 from Mr. Deering, which he do give
+me for my pains in his business and what I may hereafter take for him,
+though there is not the least word or deed I have yet been guilty of in
+his behalf but what I am sure has been to the King's advantage and the
+profit of the service, nor ever will. And for this money I never did
+condition with him or expected a farthing at the time when I did do him
+the service, nor have given any receipt for it, it being brought me by
+Luellin, nor do purpose to give him any thanks for it, but will wherein
+I can faithfully endeavour to see him have the privilege of his Patent
+as the King's merchant. I did give Luellin two pieces in gold for a pair
+of gloves for his kindness herein. Then he being gone, I to my
+office, where busy till late at night, that through my room being over
+confounded in business I could stay there no longer, but went home, and
+after a little supper to bed.
+
+6th (Twelfth day). Up and to my office, where very busy all the morning,
+being indeed over loaded with it through my own desire of doing all I
+can. At noon to the 'Change, but did little, and so home to dinner with
+my poor wife, and after dinner read a lecture to her in Geography, which
+she takes very prettily and with great pleasure to her and me to teach
+her, and so to the office again, where as busy as ever in my life,
+one thing after another, and answering people's business, particularly
+drawing up things about Mr. Wood's masts, which I expect to have a
+quarrel about with Sir W. Batten before it be ended, but I care not. At
+night home to my wife, to supper, discourse, prayers, and to bed. This
+morning I began a practice which I find by the ease I do it with that I
+shall continue, it saving me money and time; that is, to trimme myself
+with a razer: which pleases me mightily.
+
+7th. Up, putting on my best clothes and to the office, where all the
+morning we sat busy, among other things upon Mr. Wood's performance of
+his contract for masts, wherein I was mightily concerned, but I think
+was found all along in the right, and shall have my desire in it to the
+King's advantage. At noon, all of us to dinner to Sir W. Pen's, where a
+very handsome dinner, Sir J. Lawson among others, and his lady and his
+daughter, a very pretty lady and of good deportment, with looking upon
+whom I was greatly pleased, the rest of the company of the women were
+all of our own house, of no satisfaction or pleasure at all. My wife was
+not there, being not well enough, nor had any great mind. But to see
+how Sir W. Pen imitates me in everything, even in his having his chimney
+piece in his dining room the same with that in my wife's closett, and in
+every thing else I perceive wherein he can. But to see again how he was
+out in one compliment: he lets alone drinking any of the ladies' healths
+that were there, my Lady Batten and Lawson, till he had begun with my
+Lady Carteret, who was absent, and that was well enough, and then Mr.
+Coventry's mistresse, at which he was ashamed, and would not have had
+him have drunk it, at least before the ladies present, but his policy,
+as he thought, was such that he would do it. After dinner by coach with
+Sir G. Carteret and Sir J. Minnes by appointment to Auditor Beale's in
+Salisbury Court, and there we did with great content look over some old
+ledgers to see in what manner they were kept, and indeed it was in an
+extraordinary good method, and such as (at least out of design to keep
+them employed) I do persuade Sir J. Minnes to go upon, which will at
+least do as much good it may be to keep them for want of something to do
+from envying those that do something. Thence calling to see whether Mrs.
+Turner was returned, which she is, and I spoke one word only to her, and
+away again by coach home and to my office, where late, and then home to
+supper and bed.
+
+8th. Up and all the morning at my office and with Sir J. Minnes,
+directing him and Mr. Turner about keeping of their books according to
+yesterday's work, wherein I shall make them work enough. At noon to the
+'Change, and there long, and from thence by appointment took Luellin,
+Mount, and W. Symons, and Mr. Pierce, the chirurgeon, home to dinner
+with me and were merry. But, Lord! to hear how W. Symons do commend and
+look sadly and then talk bawdily and merrily, though his wife was dead
+but the other day, would make a dogg laugh. After dinner I did go in
+further part of kindness to Luellin for his kindness about Deering's L50
+which he procured me the other day of him. We spent all the afternoon
+together and then they to cards with my wife, who this day put on her
+Indian blue gowne which is very pretty, where I left them for an hour,
+and to my office, and then to them again, and by and by they went
+away at night, and so I again to my office to perfect a letter to Mr.
+Coventry about Department Treasurers, wherein I please myself and hope
+to give him content and do the King service therein. So having done, I
+home and to teach my wife a new lesson in the globes, and to supper,
+and to bed. We had great pleasure this afternoon; among other things, to
+talk of our old passages together in Cromwell's time; and how W. Symons
+did make me laugh and wonder to-day when he told me how he had
+made shift to keep in, in good esteem and employment, through eight
+governments in one year (the dear 1659, which were indeed, and he did
+name them all), and then failed unhappy in the ninth, viz. that of the
+King's coming in. He made good to me the story which Luellin did tell
+me the other day, of his wife upon her death-bed; how she dreamt of her
+uncle Scobell, and did foretell, from some discourse she had with him,
+that she should die four days thence, and not sooner, and did all along
+say so, and did so. Upon the 'Change a great talke there was of one Mr.
+Tryan, an old man, a merchant in Lyme-Streete, robbed last night (his
+man and mayde being gone out after he was a-bed), and gagged and robbed
+of L1050 in money and about L4000 in jewells, which he had in his house
+as security for money. It is believed by many circumstances that his man
+is guilty of confederacy, by their ready going to his secret till in his
+desk, wherein the key of his cash-chest lay.
+
+9th. Up (my underlip being mightily swelled, I know not how but by
+overrubbing it, it itching) and to the office, where we sat all the
+morning, and at noon I home to dinner, and by discourse with my wife
+thought upon inviting my Lord Sandwich to a dinner shortly. It will
+cost me at least ten or twelve pounds; but, however, some arguments of
+prudence I have, which however I shall think again upon before I proceed
+to that expence. After dinner by coach I carried my wife and Jane to
+Westminster, leaving her at Mr. Hunt's, and I to Westminster Hall, and
+there visited Mrs. Lane, and by appointment went out and met her at
+the Trumpet, Mrs. Hare's, but the room being damp we went to the Bell
+tavern, and there I had her company, but could not do as I used to do
+(yet nothing but what was honest)..... So I to talk about her having
+Hawley, she told me flatly no, she could not love him. I took occasion
+to enquire of Howlett's daughter, with whom I have a mind to meet a
+little to see what mettle the young wench is made of, being very pretty,
+but she tells me she is already betrothed to Mrs. Michell's son, and
+she in discourse tells me more, that Mrs. Michell herself had a daughter
+before marriage, which is now near thirty years old, a thing I could not
+have believed. Thence leading her to the Hall, I took coach and called
+my wife and her mayd, and so to the New Exchange, where we bought
+several things of our pretty Mrs. Dorothy Stacy, a pretty woman, and
+has the modestest look that ever I saw in my life and manner of speech.
+Thence called at Tom's and saw him pretty well again, but has not been
+currant. So homeward, and called at Ludgate, at Ashwell's uncle's, but
+she was not within, to have spoke to her to have come to dress my
+wife at the time my Lord dines here. So straight home, calling for
+Walsingham's Manuals at my bookseller's to read but not to buy,
+recommended for a pretty book by Sir W. Warren, whose warrant however
+I do not much take till I do read it. So home to supper and to bed,
+my wife not being very well since she came home, being troubled with a
+fainting fit, which she never yet had before since she was my wife.
+
+10th (Lord's day). Lay in bed with my wife till 10 or 11 o'clock, having
+been very sleepy all night. So up, and my brother Tom being come to
+see me, we to dinner, he telling me how Mrs. Turner found herself
+discontented with her late bad journey, and not well taken by them in
+the country, they not desiring her coming down, nor the burials of Mr.
+Edward Pepys's corps there. After dinner I to the office, where all the
+afternoon, and at night my wife and I to my uncle Wight's, and there eat
+some of their swan pie, which was good, and I invited them to my house
+to eat a roasted swan on Tuesday next, which after I was come home did
+make a quarrels between my wife and I, because she had appointed a wish
+to-morrow. But, however, we were friends again quickly. So to bed.
+All our discourse to-night was Mr. Tryan's late being robbed; and that
+Collonell Turner (a mad, swearing, confident fellow, well known by all,
+and by me), one much indebted to this man for his very livelihood, was
+the man that either did or plotted it; and the money and things are
+found in his hand, and he and his wife now in Newgate for it; of which
+we are all glad, so very a known rogue he was.
+
+11th. Waked this morning by 4 o'clock by my wife to call the mayds to
+their wash, and what through my sleeping so long last night and vexation
+for the lazy sluts lying so long again and their great wash, neither my
+wife nor I could sleep one winke after that time till day, and then I
+rose and by coach (taking Captain Grove with me and three bottles of
+Tent, which I sent to Mrs. Lane by my promise on Saturday night last) to
+White Hall, and there with the rest of our company to the Duke and did
+our business, and thence to the Tennis Court till noon, and there saw
+several great matches played, and so by invitation to St. James's;
+where, at Mr. Coventry's chamber, I dined with my Lord Barkeley, Sir G.
+Carteret, Sir Edward Turner, Sir Ellis Layton, and one Mr. Seymour, a
+fine gentleman; were admirable good discourse of all sorts, pleasant and
+serious. Thence after dinner to White Hall, where the Duke being busy at
+the Guinny business, the Duke of Albemarle, Sir W. Rider, Povy, Sir J.
+Lawson and I to the Duke of Albemarle's lodgings, and there did some
+business, and so to the Court again, and I to the Duke of York's
+lodgings, where the Guinny company are choosing their assistants for
+the next year by ballotting. Thence by coach with Sir J. Robinson,
+Lieutenant of the Tower, he set me down at Cornhill, but, Lord! the
+simple discourse that all the way we had, he magnifying his great
+undertakings and cares that have been upon him for these last two years,
+and how he commanded the city to the content of all parties, when
+the loggerhead knows nothing almost that is sense. Thence to the
+Coffee-house, whither comes Sir W. Petty and Captain Grant, and we fell
+in talke (besides a young gentleman, I suppose a merchant, his name Mr.
+Hill, that has travelled and I perceive is a master in most sorts of
+musique and other things) of musique; the universal character; art
+of memory; Granger's counterfeiting of hands and other most excellent
+discourses to my great content, having not been in so good company a
+great while, and had I time I should covet the acquaintance of that
+Mr. Hill. This morning I stood by the King arguing with a pretty Quaker
+woman, that delivered to him a desire of hers in writing. The King
+showed her Sir J. Minnes, as a man the fittest for her quaking religion,
+saying that his beard was the stiffest thing about him, and again
+merrily said, looking upon the length of her paper, that if all she
+desired was of that length she might lose her desires; she modestly
+saying nothing till he begun seriously to discourse with her, arguing
+the truth of his spirit against hers; she replying still with these
+words, "O King!" and thou'd him all along. The general talke of the
+towne still is of Collonell Turner, about the robbery; who, it is
+thought, will be hanged. I heard the Duke of York tell to-night, how
+letters are come that fifteen are condemned for the late plot by the
+judges at York; and, among others, Captain Oates, against whom it was
+proved that he drew his sword at his going out, and flinging away the
+scabbard, said that he would either return victor or be hanged. So home,
+where I found the house full of the washing and my wife mighty angry
+about Will's being here to-day talking with her mayds, which she
+overheard, idling of their time, and he telling what a good mayd my old
+Jane was, and that she would never have her like again. At which I was
+angry, and after directing her to beat at least the little girl, I went
+to the office and there reproved Will, who told me that he went thither
+by my wife's order, she having commanded him to come thither on Monday
+morning. Now God forgive me! how apt I am to be jealous of her as to
+this fellow, and that she must needs take this time, when she knows
+I must be gone out to the Duke, though methinks had she that mind she
+would never think it discretion to tell me this story of him, to let
+me know that he was there, much less to make me offended with him, to
+forbid him coming again. But this cursed humour I cannot cool in myself
+by all the reason I have, which God forgive me for, and convince me of
+the folly of it, and the disquiet it brings me. So home, where, God
+be thanked, when I came to speak to my wife my trouble of mind soon
+vanished, and to bed. The house foul with the washing and quite out of
+order against to-morrow's dinner.
+
+12th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon
+to the 'Change awhile, and so home, getting things against dinner ready,
+and anon comes my uncle Wight and my aunt, with their cozens Mary and
+Robert, and by chance my uncle Thomas Pepys. We had a good dinner, the
+chief dish a swan roasted, and that excellent meate. At, dinner and all
+day very merry. After dinner to cards, where till evening, then to the
+office a little, and to cards again with them, and lost half-a-crowne.
+They being gone, my wife did tell me how my uncle did this day accost
+her alone, and spoke of his hoping she was with child, and kissing
+her earnestly told her he should be very glad of it, and from all
+circumstances methinks he do seem to have some intention of good to us,
+which I shall endeavour to continue more than ever I did yet. So to my
+office till late, and then home to bed, after being at prayers, which is
+the first time after my late vowe to say prayers in my family twice in
+every week.
+
+13th. Up and to my office a little, and then abroad to many several
+places about business, among others to the geometrical instrument
+makers, and through Bedlam (calling by the way at an old bookseller's
+and there fell into looking over Spanish books and pitched upon some,
+till I thought of my oathe when I was going to agree for them, and so
+with much ado got myself out of the shop glad at my heart and so away)
+to the African House to look upon their book of contracts for several
+commodities for my information in the prices we give in the Navy. So to
+the Coffee [house] where extraordinary good discourse of Dr. Whistler's'
+upon my question concerning the keeping of masts, he arguing against
+keeping them dry, by showing the nature of corruption in bodies and the
+several ways thereof. So to the 'Change, and thence with Sir W. Rider to
+the Trinity House to dinner, and then home and to my office till night,
+and then with Mr. Bland to Sir T. Viner's about pieces of eight for Sir
+J. Lawson, and so back to my office, and there late upon business, and
+so home to supper and to bed.
+
+14th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, and at noon all
+of us, viz., Sir G. Carteret and Sir W. Batten at one end, and Mr.
+Coventry, Sir J. Minnes and I (in the middle at the other end, being
+taught how to sit there all three by my sitting so much the backwarder)
+at the other end, to Sir G. Carteret's, and there dined well. Here I saw
+Mr. Scott, the bastard that married his youngest daughter. Much pleasant
+talk at table, and then up and to the office, where we sat long upon our
+design of dividing the Controller's work into some of the rest of our
+hands for the better doing of it, but he would not yield to it, though
+the simple man knows in his heart that he do not do one part of it. So
+he taking upon him to do it all we rose, I vexed at the heart to see the
+King's service run after this manner, but it cannot be helped. Thence to
+the Old James to the reference about Mr. Bland's business. Sir W.
+Rider being now added to us, and I believe we shall soon come to some
+determination in it. So home and to my office, did business, and then up
+to Sir W. Pen and did express my trouble about this day's business, he
+not being there, and plainly told him what I thought of it, and though I
+know him a false fellow yet I adventured, as I have done often, to tell
+him clearly my opinion of Sir W. Batten and his design in this business,
+which is very bad. Hence home, and after a lecture to my wife in her
+globes, to prayers and to bed.
+
+15th. Up and to my office, where all the morning, and among other things
+Mr. Turner with me, and I did tell him my mind about the Controller his
+master and all the office, and my mind touching himself too, as he did
+carry himself either well or ill to me and my clerks, which I doubt not
+but it will operate well. Thence to the 'Change, and there met my uncle
+Wight, who was very kind to me, and would have had me home with him, and
+so kind that I begin to wonder and think something of it of good to me.
+Thence home to dinner, and after dinner with Mr. Hater by water, and
+walked thither and back again from Deptford, where I did do something
+checking the iron business, but my chief business was my discourse with
+Mr. Hater about what had passed last night and to-day about the office
+business, and my resolution to do him all the good I can therein. So
+home, and my wife tells me that my uncle Wight hath been with her, and
+played at cards with her, and is mighty inquisitive to know whether
+she is with child or no, which makes me wonder what his meaning is,
+and after all my thoughts, I cannot think, unless it be in order to the
+making his will, that he might know how to do by me, and I would to God
+my wife had told him that she was.
+
+16th. Up, and having paid some money in the morning to my uncle Thomas
+on his yearly annuity, to the office, where we sat all the morning.
+At noon I to the 'Change about some pieces of eight for Sir J. Lawson.
+There I hear that Collonell Turner is found guilty of felony at the
+Sessions in Mr. Tryan's business, which will save his life. So home and
+met there J. Hasper come to see his kinswoman our Jane. I made much of
+him and made him dine with us, he talking after the old simple manner
+that he used to do. He being gone, I by water to Westminster Hall, and
+there did see Mrs. Lane..... So by coach home and to my office, where
+Browne of the Minerys brought me an Instrument made of a Spyral line
+very pretty for all questions in Arithmetique almost, but it must be
+some use that must make me perfect in it. So home to supper and to bed,
+with my mind 'un peu troubled pour ce que fait' to-day, but I hope it
+will be 'la dernier de toute ma vie.'
+
+17th (Lord's day). Up, and I and my wife to church, where Pembleton
+appeared, which, God forgive me, did vex me, but I made nothing of it.
+So home to dinner, and betimes my wife and I to the French church and
+there heard a good sermon, the first time my wife and I were there ever
+together. We sat by three sisters, all pretty women. It was pleasant to
+hear the reader give notice to them, that the children to be catechized
+next Sunday were them of Hounsditch and Blanche Chapiton. Thence home,
+and there found Ashwell come to see my wife (we having called at her
+lodging the other, day to speak with her about dressing my wife when
+my Lord Sandwich dines here), and is as merry as ever, and speaks as
+disconcerned for any difference between us on her going away as ever.
+She being gone, my wife and I to see Sir W. Pen and there supped with
+him much against my stomach, for the dishes were so deadly foule that I
+could not endure to look upon them. So after supper home to prayers and
+to bed.
+
+18th. Up, being troubled to find my wife so ready to have me go out of
+doors. God forgive me for my jealousy! but I cannot forbear, though God
+knows I have no reason to do so, or to expect her being so true to me
+as I would have her. I abroad to White Hall, where the Court all in
+mourning for the Duchesse of Savoy. We did our business with the Duke,
+and so I to W. Howe at my Lord's lodgings, not seeing my Lord, he being
+abroad, and there I advised with W. Howe about my having my Lord to
+dinner at my house, who likes it well, though it troubles me that I
+should come to need the advice of such a boy, but for the present it is
+necessary. Here I found Mr. Mallard, and had from him a common tune set
+by my desire to the Lyra Vyall, which goes most admirably. Thence home
+by coach to the 'Change, after having been at the Coffee-house, where I
+hear Turner is found guilty of felony and burglary; and strange stories
+of his confidence at the barr, but yet great indiscretion in his
+argueing. All desirous of his being hanged. So home and found that Will
+had been with my wife. But, Lord! why should I think any evil of that;
+and yet I cannot forbear it. But upon enquiry, though I found no reason
+of doubtfulness, yet I could not bring my nature to any quiet or content
+in my wife all day and night, nor though I went with her to divert
+myself at my uncle Wight's, and there we played at cards till 12 at
+night and went home in a great shower of rain, it having not rained
+a great while before. Here was one Mr. Benson, a Dutchman, played and
+supped with us, that pretends to sing well, and I expected great matters
+but found nothing to be pleased with at all. So home and to bed, yet
+troubled in my mind.
+
+19th. Up, without any kindness to my wife, and so to the office, where
+we sat all the morning, and at noon I to the 'Change, and thence to Mr.
+Cutler's with Sir W. Rider to dinner, and after dinner with him to the
+Old James upon our reference of Mr. Bland's, and, having sat there upon
+the business half an hour, broke up, and I home and there found Madame
+Turner and her sister Dike come to see us, and staid chatting till
+night, and so away, and I to my office till very late, and my eyes began
+to fail me, and be in pain which I never felt to now-a-days, which I
+impute to sitting up late writing and reading by candle-light. So home
+to supper and to bed.
+
+20th. Up and by coach to my Lord Sandwich's, and after long staying till
+his coming down (he not sending for me up, but it may be he did not know
+I was there), he came down, and I walked with him to the Tennis Court,
+and there left him, seeing the King play. At his lodgings this morning
+there came to him Mr. W. Montague's fine lady, which occasioned my
+Lord's calling me to her about some business for a friend of hers
+preferred to be a midshipman at sea. My Lord recommended the whole
+matter to me. She is a fine confident lady, I think, but not so pretty
+as I once thought her. My Lord did also seal a lease for the house he
+is now taking in Lincoln's Inn Fields, which stands him in 250 per annum
+rent. Thence by water to my brother's, whom I find not well in bed,
+sicke, they think, of a consumption, and I fear he is not well, but
+do not complain, nor desire to take anything. From him I visited Mr.
+Honiwood, who is lame, and to thank him for his visit to me the other
+day, but we were both abroad. So to Mr. Commander's in Warwicke Lane, to
+speak to him about drawing up my will, which he will meet me about in a
+day or two. So to the 'Change and walked home, thence with Sir Richard
+Ford, who told me that Turner is to be hanged to-morrow, and with what
+impudence he hath carried out his trial; but that last night, when
+he brought him newes of his death, he began to be sober and shed some
+tears, and he hopes will die a penitent; he having already confessed all
+the thing, but says it was partly done for a joke, and partly to get an
+occasion of obliging the old man by his care in getting him his things
+again, he having some hopes of being the better by him in his estate
+at his death. Home to dinner, and after dinner my wife and I by water,
+which we have not done together many a day, that is not since last
+summer, but the weather is now very warm, and left her at Axe Yard, and
+I to White Hall, and meeting Mr. Pierce walked with him an hour in the
+Matted Gallery; among other things he tells me that my Lady Castlemaine
+is not at all set by by the King, but that he do doat upon Mrs. Stewart
+only; and that to the leaving of all business in the world, and to the
+open slighting of the Queene; that he values not who sees him or stands
+by him while he dallies with her openly; and then privately in her
+chamber below, where the very sentrys observe his going in and out; and
+that so commonly, that the Duke or any of the nobles, when they would
+ask where the King is, they will ordinarily say, "Is the King above, or
+below?" meaning with Mrs. Stewart: that the King do not openly disown
+my Lady Castlemaine, but that she comes to Court; but that my Lord
+FitzHarding and the Hambletons,
+
+ [The three brothers, George Hamilton, James Hamilton, and the Count
+ Antoine Hamilton, author of the "Memoires de Grammont."]
+
+and sometimes my Lord Sandwich, they say, have their snaps at her. But
+he says my Lord Sandwich will lead her from her lodgings in the darkest
+and obscurest manner, and leave her at the entrance into the Queene's
+lodgings, that he might be the least observed; that the Duke of Monmouth
+the King do still doat on beyond measure, insomuch that the King only,
+the Duke of York, and Prince Rupert, and the Duke of Monmouth, do now
+wear deep mourning, that is, long cloaks, for the Duchesse of Savoy; so
+that he mourns as a Prince of the Blood, while the Duke of York do no
+more, and all the nobles of the land not so much; which gives great
+offence, and he says the Duke of York do consider. But that the Duke
+of York do give himself up to business, and is like to prove a noble
+Prince; and so indeed I do from my heart think he will. He says that
+it is believed, as well as hoped, that care is taken to lay up a hidden
+treasure of money by the King against a bad day, pray God it be so! but
+I should be more glad that the King himself would look after business,
+which it seems he do not in the least. By and by came by Mr. Coventry,
+and so we broke off; and he and I took a turn or two and so parted, and
+then my Lord Sandwich came upon me, to speak with whom my business of
+coming again to-night to this ende of the town chiefly was, in order to
+the seeing in what manner he received me, in order to my inviting him to
+dinner to my house, but as well in the morning as now, though I did
+wait upon him home and there offered occasion of talk with him, yet he
+treated me, though with respect, yet as a stranger, without any of the
+intimacy or friendship which he used to do, and which I fear he will
+never, through his consciousness of his faults, ever do again. Which I
+must confess do trouble me above anything in the world almost, though I
+neither do need at present nor fear to need to be so troubled, nay, and
+more, though I do not think that he would deny me any friendship now if
+I did need it, but only that he has not the face to be free with me, but
+do look upon me as a remembrancer of his former vanity, and an espy upon
+his present practices, for I perceive that Pickering to-day is great
+with him again, and that he has done a great courtesy for Mr. Pierce,
+the chirurgeon, to a good value, though both these and none but these
+did I mention by name to my Lord in the business which has caused
+all this difference between my Lord and me. However, I am resolved to
+forbear my laying out my money upon a dinner till I see him in a better
+posture, and by grave and humble, though high deportment, to make him
+think I do not want him, and that will make him the readier to admit me
+to his friendship again, I believe the soonest of anything but downright
+impudence, and thrusting myself, as others do, upon him, which yet I
+cannot do, not [nor] will not endeavour. So home, calling with my wife
+to see my brother again, who was up, and walks up and down the house
+pretty well, but I do think he is in a consumption. Home, troubled in
+mind for these passages with my Lord, but am resolved to better my case
+in my business to make my stand upon my owne legs the better and to
+lay up as well as to get money, and among other ways I will have a good
+fleece out of Creed's coat ere it be long, or I will have a fall. So
+to my office and did some business, and then home to supper and to bed,
+after I had by candlelight shaved myself and cut off all my beard clear,
+which will make my worke a great deal the less in shaving.
+
+21st. Up, and after sending my wife to my aunt Wight's to get a place to
+see Turner hanged, I to the office, where we sat all the morning, and
+at noon going to the 'Change; and seeing people flock in the City, I
+enquired, and found that Turner was not yet hanged. And so I went among
+them to Leadenhall Street, at the end of Lyme Street, near where the
+robbery was done; and to St. Mary Axe, where he lived. And there I got
+for a shilling to stand upon the wheel of a cart, in great pain, above
+an houre before the execution was done; he delaying the time by long
+discourses and prayers one after another, in hopes of a reprieve;
+but none came, and at last was flung off the ladder in his cloake. A
+comely-looked man he was, and kept his countenance to the end: I was
+sorry to see him. It was believed there were at least 12 or 14,000
+people in the street. So I home all in a sweat, and dined by myself,
+and after dinner to the Old James, and there found Sir W. Rider and Mr.
+Cutler at dinner, and made a second dinner with them, and anon came
+Mr. Bland and Custos, and Clerke, and so we fell to the business of
+reference, and upon a letter from Mr. Povy to Sir W. Rider and I telling
+us that the King is concerned in it, we took occasion to fling off the
+business from off our shoulders and would have nothing to do with it,
+unless we had power from the King or Commissioners of Tangier, and I
+think it will be best for us to continue of that mind, and to have
+no hand, it being likely to go against the King. Thence to the
+Coffee-house, and heard the full of Turner's discourse on the cart,
+which was chiefly to clear himself of all things laid to his charge but
+this fault, for which he now suffers, which he confesses. He deplored
+the condition of his family, but his chief design was to lengthen time,
+believing still a reprieve would come, though the sheriff advised him
+to expect no such thing, for the King was resolved to grant none. After
+that I had good discourse with a pretty young merchant with mighty
+content. So to my office and did a little business, and then to my aunt
+Wight's to fetch my wife home, where Dr. Burnett did tell me how poorly
+the sheriffs did endeavour to get one jewell returned by Turner, after
+he was convicted, as a due to them, and not to give it to Mr. Tryan,
+the true owner, but ruled against them, to their great dishonour.
+Though they plead it might be another jewell for ought they know and not
+Tryan's. After supper home, and my wife tells me mighty stories of my
+uncle's fond and kind discourses to her to-day, which makes me confident
+that he has thoughts of kindness for us, he repeating his desire for her
+to be with child, for it cannot enter into my head that he should have
+any unworthy thoughts concerning her. After doing some business at my
+office, I home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+22nd. Up, and it being a brave morning, with a gaily to Woolwich, and
+there both at the Ropeyarde and the other yarde did much business, and
+thence to Greenwich to see Mr. Pett and others value the carved work
+of the "Henrietta" (God knows in an ill manner for the King), and so
+to Deptford, and there viewed Sir W. Petty's vessel; which hath an
+odd appearance, but not such as people do make of it, for I am of the
+opinion that he would never have discoursed so much of it, if it were
+not better than other vessels, and so I believe that he was abused the
+other day, as he is now, by tongues that I am sure speak before they
+know anything good or bad of her. I am sorry to find his ingenuity
+discouraged so. So home, reading all the way a good book, and so home to
+dinner, and after dinner a lesson on the globes to my wife, and so to my
+office till 10 or 11 o'clock at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+23rd. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home
+to dinner, where Mr. Hawly came to see us and dined with us, and after
+we had dined came Mr. Mallard, and after he had eat something, I brought
+down my vyall which he played on, the first maister that ever touched
+her yet, and she proves very well and will be, I think, an admirable
+instrument. He played some very fine things of his owne, but I was
+afeard to enter too far in their commendation for fear he should
+offer to copy them for me out, and so I be forced to give or lend him
+something. So to the office in the evening, whither Mr. Commander came
+to me, and we discoursed about my will, which I am resolved to perfect
+the next week by the grace of God. He being gone, I to write letters and
+other business late, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+24th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up, and being desirous to
+perform my vowes that I lately made, among others, to be performed
+this month, I did go to my office, and there fell on entering, out of
+a bye-book, part of my second journall-book, which hath lain these two
+years and more unentered. Upon this work till dinner, and after dinner
+to it again till night, and then home to supper, and after supper to
+read a lecture to my wife upon the globes, and so to prayers and to bed.
+This evening also I drew up a rough draught of my last will to my mind.
+
+25th. Up and by coach to Whitehall to my Lord's lodgings, and seeing
+that knowing that I was in the house, my Lord did not nevertheless send
+for me up, I did go to the Duke's lodgings, and there staid while he was
+making ready, in which time my Lord Sandwich came, and so all into his
+closet and did our common business, and so broke up, and I homeward by
+coach with Sir W. Batten, and staid at Warwicke Lane and there called
+upon Mr. Commander and did give him my last will and testament to write
+over in form, and so to the 'Change, where I did several businesses.
+So home to dinner, and after I had dined Luellin came and we set him
+something to eat, and I left him there with my wife, and to the office
+upon a particular meeting of the East India Company, where I think I
+did the King good service against the Company in the business of their
+sending our ships home empty from the Indies contrary to their contract,
+and yet, God forgive me! I found that I could be willing to receive a
+bribe if it were offered me to conceal my arguments that I found against
+them, in consideration that none of my fellow officers, whose duty it is
+more than mine, had ever studied the case, or at this hour do understand
+it, and myself alone must do it. That being done Mr. Povy and Bland came
+to speak with me about their business of the reference, wherein I shall
+have some more trouble, but cannot help it, besides I hope to make some
+good use of Mr. Povy to my advantage. So home after business done at my
+office, to supper, and then to the globes with my wife, and so to bed.
+Troubled a little in mind that my Lord Sandwich should continue this
+strangeness to me that methinks he shows me now a days more than while
+the thing was fresh.
+
+26th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, after being at the Coffee-house, where I sat by Tom Killigrew,
+who told us of a fire last night in my Lady Castlemaine's lodging, where
+she bid L40 for one to adventure the fetching of a cabinet out, which
+at last was got to be done; and the fire at last quenched without doing
+much wrong. To 'Change and there did much business, so home to dinner,
+and then to the office all the afternoon. And so at night my aunt Wight
+and Mrs. Buggin came to sit with my wife, and I in to them all the
+evening, my uncle coming afterward, and after him Mr. Benson the
+Dutchman, a frank, merry man. We were very merry and played at cards
+till late and so broke up and to bed in good hopes that this my
+friendship with my uncle and aunt will end well.
+
+27th. Up and to the office, and at noon to the Coffeehouse, where I sat
+with Sir G. Ascue
+
+ [Sir George Ayscue or Askew. After his return from his imprisonment
+ he declined to go to sea again, although he was twice afterwards
+ formally appointed. He sat on the court-martial on the loss of the
+ "Defiance" in 1668.]
+
+and Sir William Petty, who in discourse is, methinks, one of the most
+rational men that ever I heard speak with a tongue, having all his
+notions the most distinct and clear, and, among other things (saying,
+that in all his life these three books were the most esteemed and
+generally cried up for wit in the world "Religio Medici," "Osborne's
+Advice to a Son,"
+
+ [Francis Osborne, an English writer of considerable abilities and
+ popularity, was the author of "Advice to a Son," in two parts,
+ Oxford, 1656-8, 8vo. He died in 1659. He is the same person
+ mentioned as "My Father Osborne," October 19th, 1661.--B.]
+
+and "Hudibras "), did say that in these--in the two first
+principally--the wit lies, and confirming some pretty sayings, which are
+generally like paradoxes, by some argument smartly and pleasantly urged,
+which takes with people who do not trouble themselves to examine the
+force of an argument, which pleases them in the delivery, upon a subject
+which they like; whereas, as by many particular instances of mine, and
+others, out of Osborne, he did really find fault and weaken the strength
+of many of Osborne's arguments, so as that in downright disputation
+they would not bear weight; at least, so far, but that they might be
+weakened, and better found in their rooms to confirm what is there said.
+He shewed finely whence it happens that good writers are not admired
+by the present age; because there are but few in any age that do mind
+anything that is abstruse and curious; and so longer before any body do
+put the true praise, and set it on foot in the world, the generality
+of mankind pleasing themselves in the easy delights of the world, as
+eating, drinking, dancing, hunting, fencing, which we see the meanest
+men do the best, those that profess it. A gentleman never dances so well
+as the dancing master, and an ordinary fiddler makes better musique for
+a shilling than a gentleman will do after spending forty, and so in all
+the delights of the world almost. Thence to the 'Change, and after doing
+much business, home, taking Commissioner Pett with me, and all alone
+dined together. He told me many stories of the yard, but I do know him
+so well, and had his character given me this morning by Hempson, as well
+as my own too of him before, that I shall know how to value any thing he
+says either of friendship or other business. He was mighty serious with
+me in discourse about the consequence of Sir W. Petty's boat, as
+the most dangerous thing in the world, if it should be practised by
+endangering our losse of the command of the seas and our trade, while
+the Turkes and others shall get the use of them, which, without doubt,
+by bearing more sayle will go faster than any other ships, and, not
+being of burden, our merchants cannot have the use of them and so will
+be at the mercy of their enemies. So that I perceive he is afeard that
+the honour of his trade will down, though (which is a truth) he pretends
+this consideration to hinder the growth of this invention. He being gone
+my wife and I took coach and to Covent Garden, to buy a maske at the
+French House, Madame Charett's, for my wife; in the way observing the
+streete full of coaches at the new play, "The Indian Queene;" which for
+show, they say, exceeds "Henry the Eighth." Thence back to Mrs. Turner's
+and sat a while with them talking of plays and I know not what, and
+so called to see Tom, but not at home, though they say he is in a deep
+consumption, and Mrs. Turner and Dike and they say he will not live two
+months to an end. So home and to the office, and then to supper and to
+bed.
+
+28th. Up and to the office, where all the morning sitting, and at noon
+upon several things to the 'Change, and thence to Sir G. Carteret's
+to dinner of my own accord, and after dinner with Mr. Wayth down to
+Deptford doing several businesses, and by land back again, it being
+very cold, the boat meeting me after my staying a while for him at an
+alehouse by Redriffe stairs. So home, and took Will coming out of my
+doors, at which I was a little moved, and told my wife of her keeping
+him from the office (though God knows my base jealous head was the cause
+of it), which she seemed troubled at, and that it was only to discourse
+with her about finding a place for her brother. So I to my office late,
+Mr. Commander coming to read over my will in order to the engrossing
+it, and so he being gone I to other business, among others chiefly upon
+preparing matters against Creed for my profit, and so home to supper and
+bed, being mightily troubled with my left eye all this evening from some
+dirt that is got into it.
+
+29th. Up, and after shaving myself (wherein twice now, one after
+another, I have cut myself much, but I think it is from the bluntness of
+the razor) there came Mr. Deane to me and staid with me a while talking
+about masts, wherein he prepared me in several things against Mr. Wood,
+and also about Sir W. Petty's boat, which he says must needs prove a
+folly, though I do not think so unless it be that the King will not have
+it encouraged. At noon, by appointment, comes Mr. Hartlibb and his wife,
+and a little before them Messrs. Langley and Bostocke (old acquaintances
+of mine at Westminster, clerks), and after shewing them my house and
+drinking they set out by water, my wife and I with them down to Wapping
+on board the "Crowne," a merchantman, Captain Floyd, a civil person.
+Here was Vice-Admiral Goodson, whom the more I know the more I value for
+a serious man and staunch. Here was Whistler the flagmaker, which vexed
+me, but it mattered not. Here was other sorry company and the discourse
+poor, so that we had no pleasure there at all, but only to see and bless
+God to find the difference that is now between our condition and that
+heretofore, when we were not only much below Hartlibb in all respects,
+but even these two fellows above named, of whom I am now quite ashamed
+that ever my education should lead me to such low company, but it is
+God's goodness only, for which let him be praised. After dinner I.
+broke up and with my wife home, and thence to the Fleece in Cornhill,
+by appointment, to meet my Lord Marlborough, a serious and worthy
+gentleman, who, after doing our business, about the company, he and they
+began to talk of the state of the Dutch in India, which is like to be
+in a little time without any controll; for we are lost there, and the
+Portuguese as bad. Thence to the Coffee-house, where good discourse,
+specially of Lt.-Coll. Baron touching the manners of the Turkes'
+Government, among whom he lived long. So to my uncle Wight's, where late
+playing at cards, and so home.
+
+30th. Up, and a sorry sermon of a young fellow I knew at Cambridge; but
+the day kept solemnly for the King's murder, and all day within doors
+making up my Brampton papers, and in the evening Mr. Commander came and
+we made perfect and signed and sealed my last will and testament, which
+is so to my mind, and I hope to the liking of God Almighty, that I take
+great joy in myself that it is done, and by that means my mind in a good
+condition of quiett. At night to supper and to bed. This evening, being
+in a humour of making all things even and clear in the world, I tore
+some old papers; among others, a romance which (under the title of "Love
+a Cheate ") I begun ten years ago at Cambridge; and at this time reading
+it over to-night I liked it very well, and wondered a little at myself
+at my vein at that time when I wrote it, doubting that I cannot do so
+well now if I would try.
+
+31st (Lord's day). Up, and in my chamber all day long (but a little
+at dinner) settling all my Brampton accounts to this day in very good
+order, I having obliged myself by oathe to do that and some other things
+within this month, and did also perfectly prepare a state of my estate
+and annexed it to my last will and testament, which now is perfect, and,
+lastly, I did make up my monthly accounts, and find that I have gained
+above L50 this month clear, and so am worth L858 clear, which is the
+greatest sum I ever yet was master of, and also read over my usual
+vowes, as I do every Lord's day, but with greater seriousness than
+ordinary, and I do hope that every day I shall see more and more the
+pleasure of looking after my business and laying up of money, and
+blessed be God for what I have already been enabled by his grace to do.
+So to supper and to bed with my mind in mighty great ease and content,
+but my head very full of thoughts and business to dispatch this next
+month also, and among others to provide for answering to the Exchequer
+for my uncle's being Generall-Receiver in the year 1647, which I am at
+present wholly unable to do, but I must find time to look over all his
+papers.
+
+
+
+
+FEBRUARY 1663-1664
+
+February 1st. Up (my maids rising early this morning to washing), and
+being ready I found Mr. Strutt the purser below with 12 bottles of
+sacke, and tells me (which from Sir W. Batten I had heard before) how
+young Jack Davis has railed against Sir W. Batten for his endeavouring
+to turn him out of his place, at which for the fellow's sake, because it
+will likely prove his ruin, I am sorry, though I do believe he is a very
+arch rogue. I took Strutt by coach with me to White Hall, where I set
+him down, and I to my Lord's, but found him gone out betimes to the
+Wardrobe, which I am glad to see that he so attends his business, though
+it troubles me that my counsel to my prejudice must be the cause of it.
+They tell me that he goes into the country next week, and that the young
+ladies come up this week before the old lady. Here I hear how two men
+last night, justling for the wall about the New Exchange, did kill one
+another, each thrusting the other through; one of them of the King's
+Chappell, one Cave, and the other a retayner of my Lord Generall
+Middleton's. Thence to White Hall; where, in the Duke's chamber, the
+King came and stayed an hour or two laughing at Sir W. Petty, who was
+there about his boat; and at Gresham College in general; at which poor
+Petty was, I perceive, at some loss; but did argue discreetly, and bear
+the unreasonable follies of the King's objections and other bystanders
+with great discretion; and offered to take oddes against the King's best
+boates; but the King would not lay, but cried him down with words
+only. Gresham College he mightily laughed at, for spending time only
+in weighing of ayre, and doing nothing else since they sat. Thence to
+Westminster Hall, and there met with diverse people, it being terme
+time. Among others I spoke with Mrs. Lane, of whom I doubted to hear
+something of the effects of our last meeting about a fortnight or three
+weeks ago, but to my content did not. Here I met with Mr. Pierce, who
+tells me of several passages at Court, among others how the King,
+coming the other day to his Theatre to see "The Indian Queene" (which he
+commends for a very fine thing), my Lady Castlemaine was in the next box
+before he came; and leaning over other ladies awhile to whisper to the
+King, she rose out of the box and went into the King's, and set herself
+on the King's right hand, between the King and the Duke of York; which,
+he swears, put the King himself, as well as every body else, out of
+countenance; and believes that she did it only to show the world that
+she is not out of favour yet, as was believed. Thence with Alderman
+Maynell by his coach to the 'Change, and there with several people busy,
+and so home to dinner, and took my wife out immediately to the King's
+Theatre, it being a new month, and once a month I may go, and there saw
+"The Indian Queene" acted; which indeed is a most pleasant show, and
+beyond my expectation; the play good, but spoiled with the ryme, which
+breaks the sense. But above my expectation most, the eldest Marshall did
+do her part most excellently well as I ever heard woman in my life; but
+her voice not so sweet as Ianthe's; but, however, we came home mightily
+contented. Here we met Mr. Pickering and his mistress, Mrs. Doll Wilde;
+he tells me that the business runs high between the Chancellor and my
+Lord Bristoll against the Parliament; and that my Lord Lauderdale and
+Cooper open high against the Chancellor; which I am sorry for. In my
+way home I 'light and to the Coffee-house, where I heard Lt. Coll. Baron
+tell very good stories of his travels over the high hills in Asia above
+the clouds, how clear the heaven is above them, how thicke like a mist
+the way is through the cloud that wets like a sponge one's clothes,
+the ground above the clouds all dry and parched, nothing in the world
+growing, it being only a dry earth, yet not so hot above as below the
+clouds. The stars at night most delicate bright and a fine clear blue
+sky, but cannot see the earth at any time through the clouds, but the
+clouds look like a world below you. Thence home and to supper, being
+hungry, and so to the office, did business, specially about Creed,
+for whom I am now pretty well fitted, and so home to bed. This day in
+Westminster Hall W. Bowyer told me that his father is dead lately, and
+died by being drowned in the river, coming over in the night; but he
+says he had not been drinking. He was taken with his stick in his hand
+and cloake over his shoulder, as ruddy as before he died. His horse was
+taken overnight in the water, hampered in the bridle, but they were so
+silly as not to look for his master till the next morning, that he was
+found drowned.
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, where, though Candlemas day, Mr. Coventry
+and Sir W. Pen and I all the morning, the others being at a survey at
+Deptford. At noon by coach to the 'Change with Mr. Coventry, thence to
+the Coffee-house with Captain Coeke, who discoursed well of the good
+effects in some kind of a Dutch warr and conquest (which I did not
+consider before, but the contrary) that is, that the trade of the world
+is too little for us two, therefore one must down: 2ndly, that though
+our merchants will not be the better husbands by all this, yet our wool
+will bear a better price by vaunting of our cloths, and by that our
+tenants will be better able to pay rents, and our lands will be more
+worth, and all our owne manufactures, which now the Dutch outvie us in;
+that he thinks the Dutch are not in so good a condition as heretofore
+because of want of men always, and now from the warrs against the Turke
+more than ever. Then to the 'Change again, and thence off to the Sun
+Taverne with Sir W. Warren, and with him discoursed long, and had good
+advice, and hints from him, and among other things he did give me a
+payre of gloves for my wife wrapt up in paper, which I would not open,
+feeling it hard; but did tell him that my wife should thank him, and so
+went on in discourse. When I came home, Lord! in what pain I was to get
+my wife out of the room without bidding her go, that I might see what
+these gloves were; and, by and by, she being gone, it proves a payre of
+white gloves for her and forty pieces in good gold, which did so cheer
+my heart, that I could eat no victuals almost for dinner for joy to
+think how God do bless us every day more and more, and more yet I hope
+he will upon the increase of my duty and endeavours. I was at great
+losse what to do, whether tell my wife of it or no, which I could hardly
+forbear, but yet I did and will think of it first before I do, for fear
+of making her think me to be in a better condition, or in a better way
+of getting money, than yet I am. After dinner to the office, where doing
+infinite of business till past to at night to the comfort of my mind,
+and so home with joy to supper and to bed. This evening Mr. Hempson came
+and told me how Sir W, Batten his master will not hear of continuing him
+in his employment as Clerk of the Survey at Chatham, from whence of a
+sudden he has removed him without any new or extraordinary cause, and I
+believe (as he himself do in part write, and J. Norman do confess) for
+nothing but for that he was twice with me the other day and did not wait
+upon him. So much he fears me and all that have to do with me. Of this
+more in the Mem. Book of my office upon this day, there I shall find it.
+
+3rd. Up, and after a long discourse with my cozen Thomas Pepys, the
+executor, I with my wife by coach to Holborn, where I 'light, and she to
+her father's, I to the Temple and several places, and so to the 'Change,
+where much business, and then home to dinner alone; and so to the Mitre
+Taverne by appointment (and there met by chance with W. Howe come to buy
+wine for my Lord against his going down to Hinchingbroke, and I private
+with him a great while discoursing of my Lord's strangeness to me; but
+he answers that I have no reason to think any such thing, but that my
+Lord is only in general a more reserved man than he was before) to
+meet Sir W. Rider and Mr. Clerke, and there after much ado made an end,
+giving Mr. Custos L202 against Mr. Bland, which I endeavoured to bring
+down but could not, and think it is well enough ended for Mr. Bland for
+all that. Thence by coach to fetch my wife from her brother's, and found
+her gone home. Called at Sir Robert Bernard's about surrendering my
+estate in reversion to the use of my life, which will be done, and at
+Roger Pepys, who was gone to bed in pain of a boyle that he could not
+sit or stand. So home, where my wife is full of sad stories of her
+good-natured father and roguish brother, who is going for Holland and
+his wife, to be a soldier. And so after a little at the office to bed.
+This night late coming in my coach, coming up Ludgate Hill, I saw two
+gallants and their footmen taking a pretty wench, which I have much
+eyed, lately set up shop upon the hill, a seller of riband and gloves.
+They seek to drag her by some force, but the wench went, and I believe
+had her turn served, but, God forgive me! what thoughts and wishes I had
+of being in their place. In Covent Garden to-night, going to fetch home
+my wife, I stopped at the great Coffee-house' there, where I never was
+before; where Dryden the poet (I knew at Cambridge), and all the wits of
+the town, and Harris the player, and Mr. Hoole of our College. And had I
+had time then, or could at ether times, it will be good coming thither,
+for there, I perceive, is very witty and pleasant discourse. But I could
+not tarry, and as it was late, they were all ready to go away.
+
+4th. Up and to the office, where after a while sitting, I left the board
+upon pretence of serious business, and by coach to Paul's School, where
+I heard some good speeches of the boys that were to be elected
+this year. Thence by and by with Mr. Pullen and Barnes (a great
+Non-Conformist) with several others of my old acquaintance to the Nag's
+Head Taverne, and there did give them a bottle of sacke, and away again
+and I to the School, and up to hear the upper form examined; and
+there was kept by very many of the Mercers, Clutterbucke, a Barker,
+Harrington, and others; and with great respect used by them all, and
+had a noble dinner. Here they tell me, that in Dr. Colett's will he says
+that he would have a Master found for the School that hath good skill in
+Latin, and (if it could be) one that had some knowledge of the Greeke;
+so little was Greeke known here at that time. Dr. Wilkins and one Mr.
+Smallwood, Posers. After great pleasure there, and specially to Mr.
+Crumlum, so often to tell of my being a benefactor to the School, I to
+my bookseller's and there spent an hour looking over Theatrum Urbium
+and Flandria illustrata, with excellent cuts, with great content. So
+homeward, and called at my little milliner's, where I chatted with her,
+her husband out of the way, and a mad merry slut she is. So home to
+the office, and by and by comes my wife home from the burial of Captain
+Grove's wife at Wapping (she telling me a story how her mayd Jane going
+into the boat did fall down and show her arse in the boat), and alone
+comes my uncle Wight and Mr. Maes with the state of their case, which he
+told me very discreetly, and I believe is a very hard one, and so after
+drinking a bottle of ale or two they gone, and I a little more to the
+office, and so home to prayers and to bed. This evening I made an end of
+my letter to Creed about his pieces of eight, and sent it away to him.
+I pray God give good end to it to bring me some money, and that duly as
+from him.
+
+5th. Up, and down by water, a brave morning, to Woolwich, and there
+spent an houre or two to good purpose, and so walked to Greenwich and
+thence to Deptford, where I found (with Sir W. Batten upon a survey) Sir
+J. Minnes, Sir W. Pen, and my Lady Batten come down and going to dinner.
+I dined with them, and so after dinner by water home, all the way going
+and coming reading "Faber Fortunae," which I can never read too often.
+At home a while with my wife, and so to my office, where till 8 o'clock,
+and then home to look over some Brampton papers, and my uncle's accounts
+as Generall-Receiver of the County for 1647 of our monthly assessment,
+which, contrary to my expectation, I found in such good order and so,
+thoroughly that I did not expect, nor could have thought, and that being
+done, having seen discharges for every farthing of money he received, I
+went to bed late with great quiett.
+
+6th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and so at noon
+to the 'Change, where I met Mr. Coventry, the first time I ever saw him
+there, and after a little talke with him and other merchants, I up and
+down about several businesses, and so home, whither came one Father
+Fogourdy, an Irish priest, of my wife's and her mother's acquaintance in
+France, a sober, discreet person, but one that I would not have converse
+with my wife for fear of meddling with her religion, but I like the man
+well. Thence with my wife abroad, and left her at Tom's, while I abroad
+about several businesses and so back to her, myself being vexed to find
+at my first coming Tom abroad, and all his books, papers, and bills
+loose upon the open table in the parlour, and he abroad, which I ranted
+at him for when he came in. Then by coach home, calling at my cozen
+Scott's, who (she) lies dying, they say, upon a miscarriage. My wife
+could not be admitted to see her, nor anybody. At home to the office
+late writing letters, and then home to supper and to bed. Father
+Fogourdy confirms to me the newes that for certain there is peace
+between the Pope and King of France.
+
+7th (Lord's day). Up and to church, and thence home, my wife being ill
+... kept her bed all day, and I up and dined by her bedside, and then
+all the afternoon till late at night writing some letters of business
+to my father stating of matters to him in general of great import, and
+other letters to ease my mind in the week days that I have not time
+to think of, and so up to my wife, and with great mirth read Sir W.
+Davenant's two speeches in dispraise of London and Paris, by way of
+reproach one to another, and so to prayers and to bed.
+
+8th. Up, and by coach called upon Mr. Phillips, and after a little talk
+with him away to my Lord Sandwich's, but he being gone abroad, I staid a
+little and talked with Mr. Howe, and so to Westminster in term time,
+and there met Mr. Pierce, who told me largely how the King still do doat
+upon his women, even beyond all shame; and that the good Queen will of
+herself stop before she goes sometimes into her dressing-room, till
+she knows whether the King be there, for fear he should be, as she hath
+sometimes taken him, with Mrs. Stewart; and that some of the best parts
+of the Queen's joynture are, contrary to faith, and against the opinion
+of my Lord Treasurer and his Council, bestowed or rented, I know not
+how, to my Lord Fitz-Harding and Mrs. Stewart, and others of that crew
+that the King do doat infinitely upon the Duke of Monmouth, apparently
+as one that he intends to have succeed him. God knows what will be the
+end of it! After he was gone I went and talked with Mrs. Lane about
+persuading her to Hawly, and think she will come on, which I wish were
+done, and so to Mr. Howlett and his wife, and talked about the same, and
+they are mightily for it, and I bid them promote it, for I think it will
+be for both their goods and my content. But I was much pleased to look
+upon their pretty daughter, which is grown a pretty mayd, and will make
+a fine modest woman. Thence to the 'Change by coach, and after some
+business done, home to dinner, and thence to Guildhall, thinking to have
+heard some pleading, but there were no Courts, and so to Cade's, the
+stationer, and there did look upon some pictures which he promised to
+give me the buying of, but I found he would have played the Jacke with
+me, but at last he did proffer me what I expected, and I have laid aside
+L10 or L12 worth, and will think of it, but I am loth to lay out so much
+money upon them. So home a little vexed in my mind to think how to-day
+I was forced to compliment W. Howe and admit myself to an equality with
+Mr. Moore, which is come to challenge in his discourse with me, but I
+will admit it no more, but let me stand or fall, I will show myself as
+strange to them as my Lord do himself to me. After at the office till
+9 o'clock, I home in fear of some pain by taking cold, and so to supper
+and to bed.
+
+9th. Up and to the office, where sat all the morning. At noon by coach
+with Mr. Coventry to the 'Change, where busy with several people.
+Great talke of the Dutch proclaiming themselves in India, Lords of the
+Southern Seas, and deny traffick there to all ships but their owne, upon
+pain of confiscation; which makes our merchants mad. Great doubt of two
+ships of ours, the "Greyhound" and another, very rich, coming from the
+Streights, for fear of the Turkes. Matters are made up between the Pope
+and the King of France; so that now all the doubt is, what the French
+will do with their armies. Thence home, and there found Captain Grove in
+mourning for his wife, and Hawly, and they dined with me. After dinner,
+and Grove gone, Hawly and I talked of his mistress, Mrs. Lane, and I
+seriously advising him and inquiring his condition, and do believe that
+I shall bring them together. By and by comes Mr. Moore, with whom much
+good discourse of my Lord, and among other things told me that my Lord
+is mightily altered, that is, grown very high and stately, and do not
+admit of any to come into his chamber to him, as heretofore, and that I
+must not think much of his strangeness to me, for it was the same he
+do to every body, and that he would not have me be solicitous in the
+matter, but keep off and give him now and then a visit and no more, for
+he says he himself do not go to him now a days but when he sends
+for him, nor then do not stay for him if he be not there at the hour
+appointed, for, says he, I do find that I can stand upon my own legs
+and I will not by any over submission make myself cheap to any body and
+contemptible, which was the doctrine of the world that I lacked most,
+and shall follow it. I discoursed with him about my money that my Lord
+hath, and the L1000 that I stand bound with him in, to my cozen Thomas
+Pepys, in both which I will get myself at liberty as soon as I can;
+for I do not like his being angry and in debt both together to me; and
+besides, I do not perceive he looks after paying his debts, but runs
+farther and farther in. He being gone, my wife and I did walk an houre
+or two above in our chamber, seriously talking of businesses. I told
+her my Lord owed me L700, and shewed her the bond, and how I intended
+to carry myself to my Lord. She and I did cast about how to get Captain
+Grove for my sister, in which we are mighty earnest at present, and I
+think it would be a good match, and will endeavour it. So to my office a
+while, then home to supper and to bed.
+
+10th. Up, and by coach to my Lord Sandwich, to his new house, a fine
+house, but deadly dear, in Lincoln's Inne Fields, where I found and
+spoke a little to him. He is high and strange still, but did ask me how
+my wife did, and at parting remembered him to his cozen, which I thought
+was pretty well, being willing to flatter myself that in time he will be
+well again. Thence home straight and busy all the forenoon, and at noon
+with Mr. Bland to Mr. Povy's, but he being at dinner and full of company
+we retreated and went into Fleet Street to a friend of his, and after a
+long stay, he telling me the long and most perplexed story of Coronell
+and Bushell's business of sugars, wherein Parke and Green and Mr. Bland
+and 40 more have been so concerned about the King of Portugal's duties,
+wherein every party has laboured to cheat another, a most pleasant and
+profitable story to hear, and in the close made me understand Mr. Maes'
+business better than I did before. By and by dinner came, and after
+dinner and good discourse that and such as I was willing for improvement
+sake to hear, I went away too to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier,
+where I took occasion to demand of Creed whether he had received my
+letter, and he told me yes, and that he would answer it, which makes
+me much wonder what he means to do with me, but I will be even with him
+before I have done, let him make as light of it as he will. Thence to
+the Temple, where my cozen Roger Pepys did show me a letter my Father
+wrote to him last Terme to shew me, proposing such things about Sturtlow
+and a portion for Pall, and I know not what, that vexes me to see him
+plotting how to put me to trouble and charge, and not thinking to pay
+our debts and legacys, but I will write him a letter will persuade him
+to be wiser. So home, and finding my wife abroad (after her coming home
+from being with my aunt Wight to-day to buy Lent provisions) gone with
+Will to my brother's, I followed them by coach, but found them not,
+for they were newly gone home from thence, which troubled me. I to
+Sir Robert Bernard's chamber, and there did surrender my reversion in
+Brampton lands to the use of my will, which I was glad to have done, my
+will being now good in all parts. Thence homewards, calling a little at
+the Coffee-house, where a little merry discourse, and so home, where I
+found my wife, who says she went to her father's to be satisfied about
+her brother, who I found at my house with her. He is going this next
+tide with his wife into Holland to seek his fortune. He had taken his
+leave of us this morning. I did give my wife 10s. to give him, and a
+coat that I had by me, a close-bodied light-coloured cloth coat, with a
+gold edgeing in each seam, that was the lace of my wife's best pettycoat
+that she had when I married her. I staid not there, but to my office,
+where Stanes the glazier was with me till to at night making up his
+contract, and, poor man, I made him almost mad through a mistake of
+mine, but did afterwards reconcile all, for I would not have the man
+that labours to serve the King so cheap above others suffer too much.
+He gone I did a little business more, and so home to supper and to bed,
+being now pretty well again, the weather being warm. My pain do leave
+me without coming to any great excesse, but my cold that I had got I
+suppose was not very great, it being only the leaving of my wastecoat
+unbuttoned one morning.
+
+11th. Up, after much pleasant discourse with my wife, and to the office,
+where we sat all the morning, and did much business, and some much to
+my content by prevailing against Sir W. Batten for the King's profit. At
+noon home to dinner, my wife and I hand to fist to a very fine pig. This
+noon Mr. Falconer came and visited my wife, and brought her a present, a
+silver state-cup and cover, value about L3 or L4, for the courtesy I did
+him the other day. He did not stay dinner with me. I am almost sorry
+for this present, because I would have reserved him for a place to go in
+summer a-visiting at Woolwich with my wife.
+
+12th. Up, and ready, did find below Mr. Creed's boy with a letter from
+his master for me. So I fell to reading it, and it is by way of stating
+the case between S. Pepys and J. Creed most excellently writ, both
+showing his stoutness and yet willingness to peace, reproaching me yet
+flattering me again, and in a word in as good a manner as I think the
+world could have wrote, and indeed put me to a greater stand than ever
+I thought I could have been in this matter. All the morning thinking
+how to behave myself in the business, and at noon to the Coffee-house;
+thence by his appointment met him upon the 'Change, and with him back to
+the Coffee-house, where with great seriousness and strangeness on both
+sides he said his part and I mine, he sometimes owning my favour and
+assistance, yet endeavouring to lessen it, as that the success of his
+business was not wholly or very much to be imputed to that assistance: I
+to alledge the contrary, and plainly to tell him that from the beginning
+I never had it in my mind to do him all that kindnesse for nothing, but
+he gaining 5 or L600, I did expect a share of it, at least a real and
+not a complimentary acknowledgment of it. In fine I said nothing all the
+while that I need fear he can do me more hurt with them than before I
+spoke them. The most I told him was after we were come to a peace, which
+he asked me whether he should answer the Board's letter or no. I told
+him he might forbear it a while and no more. Then he asked how the
+letter could be signed by them without their much enquiry. I told him
+it was as I worded it and nothing at all else of any moment, whether my
+words be ever hereafter spoken of again or no. So that I have the same
+neither better nor worse force over him that I had before, if he should
+not do his part. And the peace between us was this: Says he after
+all, well, says he, I know you will expect, since there must be some
+condescension, that it do become me to begin it, and therefore, says he,
+I do propose (just like the interstice between the death of the old and
+the coming in of the present king, all the time is swallowed up as if
+it had never been) so our breach of friendship may be as if it had never
+been, that I should lay aside all misapprehensions of him or his first
+letter, and that he would reckon himself obliged to show the same
+ingenuous acknowledgment of my love and service to him as at the
+beginning he ought to have done, before by my first letter I did (as he
+well observed) put him out of a capacity of doing it, without seeming
+to do it servilely, and so it rests, and I shall expect how he will deal
+with me. After that I began to be free, and both of us to discourse of
+other things, and he went home with me and dined with me and my wife
+and very pleasant, having a good dinner and the opening of my lampry
+(cutting a notch on one side), which proved very good. After dinner he
+and I to Deptford, walking all the way, where we met Sir W. Petty and I
+took him back, and I got him to go with me to his vessel and discourse
+it over to me, which he did very well, and then walked back together to
+the waterside at Redriffe, with good discourse all the way. So Creed and
+I by boat to my house, and thence to coach with my wife and called at
+Alderman Backewell's and there changed Mr. Falconer's state-cup, that he
+did give us the other day, for a fair tankard. The cup weighed with the
+fashion L5 16s., and another little cup that Joyce Norton did give us
+17s., both L6 13s.; for which we had the tankard, which came to L6 10s.,
+at 5s. 7d. per oz., and 3s. in money, and with great content away thence
+to my brother's, Creed going away there, and my brother bringing me
+the old silk standard that I lodged there long ago, and then back again
+home, and thence, hearing that my uncle Wight had been at my house, I
+went to him to the Miter, and there with him and Maes, Norbury, and Mr.
+Rawlinson till late eating some pot venison (where the Crowne earthen
+pot pleased me mightily), and then homewards and met Mr. Barrow, so
+back with him to the Miter and sat talking about his business of his
+discontent in the yard, wherein sometimes he was very foolish and
+pettish, till 12 at night, and so went away, and I home and up to my
+wife a-bed, with my mind ill at ease whether I should think that I had
+by this made myself a bad end by missing the certainty of L100 which
+I proposed to myself so much, or a good one by easing myself of the
+uncertain good effect but the certain trouble and reflection which must
+have fallen on me if we had proceeded to a public dispute, ended besides
+embarking myself against my Lord, who (which I had forgot) had given him
+his hand for the value of the pieces of eight at his rates which were
+all false, which by the way I shall take heed to the giving of my Lord
+notice of it hereafter whenever he goes out again.
+
+13th. Up, and after I had told my wife in the morning in bed the
+passages yesterday with Creed my head and heart was mightily lighter
+than they were before, and so up and to the office, and thence, after
+sitting, at 11 o'clock with Mr. Coventry to the African House, and
+there with Sir W. Ryder by agreement we looked over part of my Lord
+Peterborough's accounts, these being by Creed and Vernaty. Anon down
+to dinner to a table which Mr. Coventry keeps here, out of his L300
+per annum as one of the Assistants to the Royall Company, a very pretty
+dinner, and good company, and excellent discourse, and so up again to
+our work for an hour till the Company came to having a meeting of their
+own, and so we broke up and Creed and I took coach and to Reeves,
+the perspective glass maker, and there did indeed see very excellent
+microscopes, which did discover a louse or mite or sand most perfectly
+and largely. Being sated with that we went away (yet with a good will
+were it not for my obligation to have bought one) and walked to the New
+Exchange, and after a turn or two and talked I took coach and home, and
+so to my office, after I had been with my wife and saw her day's work
+in ripping the silke standard, which we brought home last night, and it
+will serve to line a bed, or for twenty uses, to our great content. And
+there wrote fair my angry letter to my father upon that that he wrote
+to my cozen Roger Pepys, which I hope will make him the more carefull
+to trust to my advice for the time to come without so many needless
+complaints and jealousys, which are troublesome to me because without
+reason.
+
+14th (Lord's day). Up and to church alone, where a lazy sermon of Mr.
+Mills, upon a text to introduce catechizing in his parish, which I
+perceive he intends to begin. So home and very pleasant with my wife at
+dinner. All the afternoon at my office alone doing business, and then
+in the evening after a walk with my wife in the garden, she and I to my
+uncle Wight's to supper, where Mr. Norbury, but my uncle out of tune,
+and after supper he seemed displeased mightily at my aunt's desiring
+[to] put off a copper kettle, which it seems with great study he had
+provided to boil meat in, and now she is put in the head that it is not
+wholesome, which vexed him, but we were very merry about it, and by and
+by home, and after prayers to bed.
+
+15th. Up, and carrying my wife to my Lord's lodgings left her, and I to
+White Hall, to the Duke; where he first put on a periwigg to-day; but
+methought his hair cut short in order thereto did look very prettily of
+itself, before he put on his periwigg.
+
+ [Charles II. followed his brother in the use of the periwig in the
+ following April.]
+
+Thence to his closet and there did our business, and thence Mr. Coventry
+and I down to his chamber and spent a little time, and so parted, and
+I took my wife homeward, I stopping at the Coffee-house, and thence
+a while to the 'Change, where great newes of the arrivall of two rich
+ships, the Greyhound and another, which they were mightily afeard of,
+and great insurance given, and so home to dinner, and after an houre
+with my wife at her globes, I to the office, where very busy till 11
+at night, and so home to supper and to bed. This afternoon Sir Thomas
+Chamberlin came to the office to me, and showed me several letters from
+the East Indys, showing the height that the Dutch are come to there,
+showing scorn to all the English, even in our only Factory there of
+Surat, beating several men, and hanging the English Standard St. George
+under the Dutch flagg in scorn; saying, that whatever their masters do
+or say at home, they will do what they list, and will be masters of all
+the world there; and have so proclaimed themselves Soveraigne of all the
+South Seas; which certainly our King cannot endure, if the Parliament
+will give him money. But I doubt and yet do hope they will not yet, till
+we are more ready for it.
+
+16th. Up and to the office, where very busy all the morning, and most
+with Mr. Wood, I vexing him about his masts. At noon to the 'Change a
+little and thence brought Mr. Barrow to dinner with me, where I had
+a haunch of venison roasted, given me yesterday, and so had a pretty
+dinner, full of discourse of his business, wherein the poor man is
+mightily troubled, and I pity him in it, but hope to get him some ease.
+He being gone I to the office, where very busy till night, that my uncle
+Wight and Mr. Maes came to me, and after discourse about Maes' business
+to supper very merry, but my mind upon my business, and so they being
+gone I to my Vyall a little, which I have not done some months, I think,
+before, and then a little to my office, at 11 at night, and so home and
+to bed.
+
+17th. Up, and with my wife, setting her down by her father's in Long
+Acre, in so ill looked a place, among all the whore houses, that I was
+troubled at it, to see her go thither. Thence I to White Hall and there
+walked up and down talking with Mr. Pierce, who tells me of the King's
+giving of my Lord Fitz-Harding two leases which belong indeed to the
+Queene, worth L20,000 to him; and how people do talk of it, and other
+things of that nature which I am sorry to hear. He and I walked round
+the Park with great pleasure, and back again, and finding no time to
+speak with my Lord of Albemarle, I walked to the 'Change and there met
+my wife at our pretty Doll's, and so took her home, and Creed also whom
+I met there, and sent her hose, while Creed and I staid on the 'Change,
+and by and by home and dined, where I found an excellent mastiffe, his
+name Towser, sent me by a chyrurgeon. After dinner I took my wife again
+by coach (leaving Creed by the way going to Gresham College, of which he
+is now become one of the virtuosos) and to White Hall, where I delivered
+a paper about Tangier to my Lord Duke of Albemarle in the council
+chamber, and so to Mrs. Hunt's to call my wife, and so by coach straight
+home, and at my office till 3 o'clock in the morning, having spent much
+time this evening in discourse with Mr. Cutler, who tells me how the
+Dutch deal with us abroad and do not value us any where, and how he
+and Sir W. Rider have found reason to lay aside Captain Cocke in their
+company, he having played some indiscreet and unfair tricks with them,
+and has lost himself every where by his imposing upon all the world with
+the conceit he has of his own wit, and so has, he tells me, Sir R. Ford
+also, both of whom are very witty men. He being gone Sir W. Rider came
+and staid with me till about 12 at night, having found ourselves work
+till that time, about understanding the measuring of Mr. Wood's masts,
+which though I did so well before as to be thought to deal very hardly
+against Wood, yet I am ashamed I understand it no better, and do hope
+yet, whatever be thought of me, to save the King some more money,
+and out of an impatience to breake up with my head full of confused
+confounded notions, but nothing brought to a clear comprehension, I was
+resolved to sit up and did till now it is ready to strike 4 o'clock, all
+alone, cold, and my candle not enough left to light me to my owne house,
+and so, with my business however brought to some good understanding, and
+set it down pretty clear, I went home to bed with my mind at good quiet,
+and the girl sitting up for me (the rest all a-bed). I eat and drank a
+little, and to bed, weary, sleepy, cold, and my head akeing.
+
+18th. Called up to the office and much against my will I rose, my head
+aching mightily, and to the office, where I did argue to good purpose
+for the King, which I have been fitting myself for the last night
+against Mr. Wood about his masts, but brought it to no issue. Very full
+of business till noon, and then with Mr. Coventry to the African House,
+and there fell to my Lord Peterborough's accounts, and by and by to
+dinner, where excellent discourse, Sir G. Carteret and others of the
+African Company with us, and then up to the accounts again, which were
+by and by done, and then I straight home, my head in great pain, and
+drowsy, so after doing a little business at the office I wrote to my
+father about sending him the mastiff was given me yesterday. I home and
+by daylight to bed about 6 o'clock and fell to sleep, wakened about 12
+when my wife came to bed, and then to sleep again and so till morning,
+and then:
+
+19th. Up in good order in my head again and shaved myself, and then to
+the office, whither Mr. Cutler came, and walked and talked with me a
+great while; and then to the 'Change together; and it being early, did
+tell me several excellent examples of men raised upon the 'Change by
+their great diligence and saving; as also his owne fortune, and how
+credit grew upon him; that when he was not really worth L1100, he had
+credit for L100,000 of Sir W. Rider how he rose; and others. By and by
+joyned with us Sir John Bankes; who told us several passages of the East
+India Company; and how in his very case, when there was due to him and
+Alderman Mico L64,000 from the Dutch for injury done to them in the East
+Indys, Oliver presently after the peace, they delaying to pay them the
+money, sent them word, that if they did not pay them by such a day, he
+would grant letters of mark to those merchants against them; by which
+they were so fearful of him, they did presently pay the money every
+farthing. By and by, the 'Change filling, I did many businesses, and
+about 2 o'clock went off with my uncle Wight to his house, thence by
+appointment we took our wives (they by coach with Mr. Mawes) and we
+on foot to Mr. Jaggard, a salter, in Thames Street, for whom I did a
+courtesy among the poor victuallers, his wife, whom long ago I had seen,
+being daughter to old Day, my uncle Wight's master, is a very plain
+woman, but pretty children they have. They live methought at first in
+but a plain way, but afterward I saw their dinner, all fish, brought in
+very neatly, but the company being but bad I had no great pleasure in
+it. After dinner I to the office, where we should have met upon business
+extraordinary, but business not coming we broke up, and I thither again
+and took my wife; and taking a coach, went to visit my Ladys Jemimah
+and Paulina Montagu, and Mrs. Elizabeth Dickering, whom we find at their
+father's new house
+
+ [The Earl of Sandwich had just moved to a house in Lincoln's Inn
+ Fields. Elizabeth Dickering, who afterwards married John Creed, was
+ niece to Lord Sandwich.]
+
+in Lincolne's Inn Fields; but the house all in dirt. They received us
+well enough; but I did not endeavour to carry myself over familiarly
+with them; and so after a little stay, there coming in presently after
+us my Lady Aberguenny and other ladies, we back again by coach, and
+visited, my wife did, my she cozen Scott, who is very ill still, and
+thence to Jaggard's again, where a very good supper and great store of
+plate; and above all after supper Mrs. Jaggard did at my entreaty play
+on the Vyall, but so well as I did not think any woman in England could
+and but few Maisters, I must confess it did mightily surprise me, though
+I knew heretofore that she could play, but little thought so well. After
+her I set Maes to singing, but he did it so like a coxcomb that I was
+sick of him. About 11 at night I carried my aunt home by coach, and then
+home myself, having set my wife down at home by the way. My aunt tells
+me they are counted very rich people, worth at least 10 or L12,000, and
+their country house all the yeare long and all things liveable, which
+mightily surprises me to think for how poore a man I took him when I
+did him the courtesy at our office. So after prayers to bed, pleased at
+nothing all the day but Mrs. Jaggard playing on the Vyall, and that was
+enough to make me bear with all the rest that did not content me.
+
+20th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon to
+the 'Change with Mr. Coventry and thence home to dinner, after dinner by
+a gaily down to Woolwich, where with Mr. Falconer, and then at the other
+yard doing some business to my content, and so walked to Greenwich, it
+being a very fine evening and brought right home with me by water, and
+so to my office, where late doing business, and then home to supper and
+to bed.
+
+21st. (Lord's day). Up, and having many businesses at the office to-day
+I spent all the morning there drawing up a letter to Mr. Coventry about
+preserving of masts, being collections of my own, and at noon home to
+dinner, whither my brother Tom comes, and after dinner I took him up and
+read my letter lately of discontent to my father, and he is seemingly
+pleased at it, and cries out of my sister's ill nature and lazy life
+there. He being gone I to my office again, and there made an end of my
+morning's work, and then, after reading my vows of course, home and back
+again with Mr. Maes and walked with him talking of his business in the
+garden, and he being gone my wife and I walked a turn or two also, and
+then my uncle Wight fetching of us, she and I to his house to supper,
+and by the way calling on Sir G. Carteret to desire his consent to my
+bringing Maes to him, which he agreed to. So I to my uncle's, but staid
+a great while vexed both of us for Maes not coming in, and soon he came,
+and I with him from supper to Sir G. Carteret, and there did largely
+discourse of the business, and I believe he may expect as much favour as
+he can do him, though I fear that will not be much. So back, and after
+sitting there a good while, we home, and going my wife told me how my
+uncle when he had her alone did tell her that he did love her as well
+as ever he did, though he did not find it convenient to show it publicly
+for reasons on both sides, seeming to mean as well to prevent my
+jealousy as his wife's, but I am apt to think that he do mean us well,
+and to give us something if he should die without children. So home
+to prayers and to bed. My wife called up the people to washing by four
+o'clock in the morning; and our little girl Susan is a most admirable
+Slut and pleases us mightily, doing more service than both the others
+and deserves wages better.
+
+22nd. Up and shaved myself, and then my wife and I by coach out, and I
+set her down by her father's, being vexed in my mind and angry with her
+for the ill-favoured place, among or near the whore houses, that she is
+forced to come to him. So left her there, and I to Sir Th. Warwick's but
+did not speak with him. Thence to take a turn in St. James's Park, and
+meeting with Anth. Joyce walked with him a turn in the Pell Mell and
+so parted, he St. James's ward and I out to Whitehall ward, and so to
+a picture-sellers by the Half Moone in the street over against the
+Exchange, and there looked over the maps of several cities and did buy
+two books of cities stitched together cost me 9s. 6d., and when I came
+home thought of my vowe, and paid 5s. into my poor box for it, hoping
+in God that I shall forfeit no more in that kind. Thence, meeting Mr.
+Moore, and to the Exchange and there found my wife at pretty Doll's,
+and thence by coach set her at my uncle Wight's, to go with my aunt to
+market once more against Lent, and I to the Coffee-house, and thence
+to the 'Change, my chief business being to enquire about the manner of
+other countries keeping of their masts wet or dry, and got good advice
+about it, and so home, and alone ate a bad, cold dinner, my people being
+at their washing all day, and so to the office and all the afternoon
+upon my letter to Mr. Coventry about keeping of masts, and ended it very
+well at night and wrote it fair over. This evening came Mr. Alsopp the
+King's brewer, with whom I spent an houre talking and bewailing the
+posture of things at present; the King led away by half-a-dozen men,
+that none of his serious servants and friends can come at him. These
+are Lauderdale, Buckingham, Hamilton, Fitz-Harding (to whom he hath, it
+seems, given L2,000 per annum in the best part of the King's estate);
+and that that the old Duke of Buckingham could never get of the King.
+Progers is another, and Sir H. Bennett. He loves not the Queen at all,
+but is rather sullen to her; and she, by all reports, incapable of
+children. He is so fond of the Duke of Monmouth, that every body admires
+it; and he says the Duke hath said, that he would be the death of any
+man that says the King was not married to his mother: though Alsopp
+says, it is well known that she was a common whore before the King lay
+with her. But it seems, he says, that the King is mighty kind to these
+his bastard children; and at this day will go at midnight to my Lady
+Castlemaine's nurses, and take the child and dance it in his arms: that
+he is not likely to have his tables up again in his house,--[The tables
+at which the king dined in public.-B.]--for the crew that are about
+him will not have him come to common view again, but keep him obscurely
+among themselves. He hath this night, it seems, ordered that the Hall
+(which there is a ball to be in to-night before the King) be guarded, as
+the Queen-Mother's is, by his Horse Guards; whereas heretofore they were
+by the Lord Chamberlain or Steward, and their people. But it is feared
+they will reduce all to the soldiery, and all other places taken away;
+and what is worst of all, that he will alter the present militia, and
+bring all to a flying army. That my Lord Lauderdale, being Middleton's
+enemy, and one that scorns the Chancellor even to open affronts before
+the King, hath got the whole power of Scotland into his hand; whereas
+the other day he was in a fair way to have had his whole estate, and
+honour, and life, voted away from him. That the King hath done himself
+all imaginable wrong in the business of my Lord Antrim, in Ireland;
+who, though he was the head of rebels, yet he by his letter owns to have
+acted by his father's and mother's, and his commissions; but it seems
+the truth is, he hath obliged himself, upon the clearing of his estate,
+to settle it upon a daughter of the Queene-Mother's (by my Lord Germin,
+I suppose,) in marriage, be it to whom the Queene pleases; which is a
+sad story. It seems a daughter of the Duke of Lenox's was, by force,
+going to be married the other day at Somerset House, to Harry Germin;
+but she got away and run to the King, and he says he will protect her.
+She is, it seems, very near akin to the King: Such mad doings there are
+every day among them! The rape upon a woman at Turnstile the other day,
+her husband being bound in his shirt, they both being in bed together,
+it being night, by two Frenchmen, who did not only lye with her but
+abused her with a linke, is hushed up for L300, being the Queen Mother's
+servants. There was a French book in verse, the other day, translated
+and presented to the Duke of Monmouth in such a high stile, that the
+Duke of York, he tells me, was mightily offended at it. The Duke of
+Monmouth's mother's brother hath a place at Court; and being a Welchman
+(I think he told me) will talk very broad of the King's being married to
+his sister. The King did the other day, at the Council, commit my Lord
+Digby's' chaplin, and steward, and another servant, who went upon the
+process begun there against their lord, to swear that they saw him at
+church, end receive the Sacrament as a Protestant, (which, the judges
+said, was sufficient to prove him such in the eye of the law); the King,
+I say, did commit them all to the Gate-house, notwithstanding their
+pleading their dependance upon him, and the faith they owed him as their
+lord, whose bread they eat. And that the King should say, that he would
+soon see whether he was King, or Digby. That the Queene-Mother hath
+outrun herself in her expences, and is now come to pay very ill, or run
+in debt; the money being spent that she received for leases. He believes
+there is not any money laid up in bank, as I told him some did hope;
+but he says, from the best informers he can assure me there is no such
+thing, nor any body that should look after such a thing; and that there
+is not now above L80,000 of the Dunkirke money left in stock. That
+Oliver in the year when he spent L1,400,000 in the Navy, did spend in
+the whole expence of the kingdom L2,600,000. That all the Court are
+mad for a Dutch war; but both he and I did concur, that it was a thing
+rather to be dreaded than hoped for; unless by the French King's falling
+upon Flanders, they and the Dutch should be divided. That our Embassador
+had, it is true, an audience; but in the most dishonourable way
+that could be; for the Princes of the Blood (though invited by our
+Embassador, which was the greatest absurdity that ever Embassador
+committed these 400 years) were not there; and so were not said to give
+place to our King's Embassador. And that our King did openly say, the
+other day in the Privy Chamber, that he would not be hectored out of his
+right and preeminencys by the King of France, as great as he was. That
+the Pope is glad to yield to a peace with the French (as the newes-book
+says), upon the basest terms that ever was. That the talke which these
+people about our King, that I named before, have, is to tell him how
+neither privilege of Parliament nor City is any thing; but his will is
+all, and ought to be so: and their discourse, it seems, when they
+are alone, is so base and sordid, that it makes the eares of the very
+gentlemen of the back-stairs (I think he called them) to tingle to hear
+it spoke in the King's hearing; and that must be very bad indeed. That
+my Lord Digby did send to Lisbon a couple of priests, to search out what
+they could against the Chancellor concerning the match, as to the point
+of his knowing before-hand that the Queene was not capable of bearing
+children; and that something was given her to make her so. But as
+private as they were, when they came thither they were clapped up
+prisoners. That my Lord Digby endeavours what he can to bring the
+business into the House of Commons, hoping there to master the
+Chancellor, there being many enemies of his there; but I hope the
+contrary. That whereas the late King did mortgage 'Clarendon' to
+somebody for L20,000, and this to have given it to the Duke of
+Albemarle, and he sold it to my Lord Chancellor, whose title of Earldome
+is fetched from thence; the King hath this day sent his order to the
+Privy Seale for the payment of this L20,000 to my Lord Chancellor, to
+clear the mortgage! Ireland in a very distracted condition about the
+hard usage which the Protestants meet with, and the too good which the
+Catholiques. And from altogether, God knows my heart, I expect nothing
+but ruine can follow, unless things are better ordered in a little time.
+He being gone my wife came and told me how kind my uncle Wight had been
+to her to-day, and that though she says that all his kindness comes from
+respect to her she discovers nothing but great civility from him, yet
+but what she says he otherwise will tell me, but to-day he told her
+plainly that had she a child it should be his heir, and that should I
+or she want he would be a good friend to us, and did give my wife
+instructions to consent to all his wife says at any time, she being a
+pettish woman, which argues a design I think he has of keeping us in
+with his wife in order to our good sure, and he declaring her jealous
+of him that so he dares not come to see my wife as otherwise he would do
+and will endeavour to do. It looks strange putting all together, but yet
+I am in hopes he means well. My aunt also is mighty open to my wife and
+tells her mighty plain how her husband did intend to double her portion
+to her at his death as a jointure. That he will give presently L100 to
+her niece Mary and a good legacy at his death, and it seems did as much
+to the other sister, which vexed [me] to think that he should bestow so
+much upon his wife's friends daily as he do, but it cannot be helped for
+the time past, and I will endeavour to remedy it for the time to come.
+After all this discourse with my wife at my office alone, she home to
+see how the wash goes on and I to make an end of my work, and so home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+23rd. Up, it being Shrove Tuesday, and at the office sat all the
+morning, at noon to the 'Change and there met with Sir W. Rider, and of
+a sudden knowing what I had at home, brought him and Mr. Cutler and Mr.
+Cooke, clerk to Mr. Secretary Morrice, a sober and pleasant man, and one
+that I knew heretofore, when he was my Lord 's secretary at Dunkirke. I
+made much of them and had a pretty dinner for a sudden. We talked very
+pleasantly, and they many good discourses of their travels abroad. After
+dinner they gone, I to my office, where doing many businesses very late,
+but to my good content to see how I grow in estimation every day
+more and more, and have things given more oftener than I used to have
+formerly, as to have a case of very pretty knives with agate shafts by
+Mrs. Russell. So home and to bed. This day, by the blessing of God, I
+have lived thirty-one years in the world; and, by the grace of God, I
+find myself not only in good health in every thing, and particularly as
+to the stone, but only pain upon taking cold, and also in a fair way of
+coming to a better esteem and estate in the world, than ever I expected.
+But I pray God give me a heart to fear a fall, and to prepare for it!
+
+24th (Ash-Wednesday). Up and by water, it being a very fine morning, to
+White Hall, and there to speak with Sir Ph. Warwicke, but he was gone
+out to chappell, so I spent much of the morning walking in the Park, and
+going to the Queene's chappell, where I staid and saw their masse, till
+a man came and bid me go out or kneel down: so I did go out. And thence
+to Somerset House; and there into the chappell, where Monsieur d'Espagne
+used to preach. But now it is made very fine, and was ten times more
+crouded than the Queene's chappell at St. James's; which I wonder at.
+Thence down to the garden of Somerset House, and up and down the new
+building, which in every respect will be mighty magnificent and costly.
+I staid a great while talking with a man in the garden that was sawing
+of a piece of marble, and did give him 6d. to drink. He told me much of
+the nature and labour of the worke, how he could not saw above 4 inches
+of the stone in a day, and of a greater not above one or two, and after
+it is sawed, then it is rubbed with coarse and then with finer and finer
+sand till they come to putty, and so polish it as smooth as glass. Their
+saws have no teeth, but it is the sand only which the saw rubs up and
+down that do the thing. Thence by water to the Coffee-house, and there
+sat with Alderman Barker talking of hempe and the trade, and thence to
+the 'Change a little, and so home and dined with my wife, and then to
+the office till the evening, and then walked a while merrily with my
+wife in the garden, and so she gone, I to work again till late, and so
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+25th. Up and to the office, where we sat, and thence with Mr. Coventry
+by coach to the glasshouse and there dined, and both before and after
+did my Lord Peterborough's accounts. Thence home to the office, and
+there did business till called by Creed, and with him by coach (setting
+my wife at my brother's) to my Lord's, and saw the young ladies, and
+talked a little with them, and thence to White Hall, a while talking
+but doing no business, but resolved of going to meet my Lord tomorrow,
+having got a horse of Mr. Coventry to-day. So home, taking up my wife,
+and after doing something at my office home, God forgive me, disturbed
+in my mind out of my jealousy of my wife tomorrow when I am out of town,
+which is a hell to my mind, and yet without all reason. God forgive me
+for it, and mend me. So home, and getting my things ready for me, weary
+to bed.
+
+26th. Up, and after dressing myself handsomely for riding, I out, and
+by water to Westminster, to Mr. Creed's chamber, and after drinking
+some chocolate, and playing on the vyall, Mr. Mallard being there, upon
+Creed's new vyall, which proves, methinks, much worse than mine, and,
+looking upon his new contrivance of a desk and shelves for books, we set
+out from an inne hard by, whither Mr. Coventry's horse was carried, and
+round about the bush through bad ways to Highgate. Good discourse in the
+way had between us, and it being all day a most admirable pleasant day,
+we, upon consultation, had stopped at the Cocke, a mile on this side
+Barnett, being unwilling to put ourselves to the charge or doubtful
+acceptance of any provision against my Lord's coming by, and there got
+something and dined, setting a boy to look towards Barnett Hill, against
+their coming; and after two or three false alarms, they come, and we met
+the coach very gracefully, and I had a kind receipt from both Lord and
+Lady as I could wish, and some kind discourse, and then rode by the
+coach a good way, and so fell to discoursing with several of the people,
+there being a dozen attending the coach, and another for the mayds and
+parson. Among others talking with W. Howe, he told me how my Lord in
+his hearing the other day did largely tell my Lord Peterborough and Povy
+(who went with them down to Hinchinbrooke) how and when he discarded
+Creed, and took me to him, and that since the Duke of York has several
+times thanked him for me, which did not a little please me, and anon
+I desiring Mr. Howe to tell me upon [what] occasion this discourse
+happened, he desired me to say nothing of it now, for he would not
+have my Lord to take notice of our being together, but he would tell me
+another time, which put me into some trouble to think what he meant by
+it. But when we came to my Lord's house, I went in; and whether it was
+my Lord's neglect, or general indifference, I know not, but he made
+me no kind of compliment there; and, methinks, the young ladies look
+somewhat highly upon me. So I went away without bidding adieu to
+anybody, being desirous not to be thought too servile. But I do hope and
+believe that my Lord do yet value me as high as ever, though he dare not
+admit me to the freedom he once did, and that my Lady is still the same
+woman. So rode home and there found my uncle Wight. 'Tis an odd thing
+as my wife tells me his caressing her and coming on purpose to give her
+visits, but I do not trouble myself for him at all, but hope the best
+and very good effects of it. He being gone I eat something and my
+wife. I told all this day's passages, and she to give me very good
+and rational advice how to behave myself to my Lord and his family, by
+slighting every body but my Lord and Lady, and not to seem to have
+the least society or fellowship with them, which I am resolved to do,
+knowing that it is my high carriage that must do me good there, and to
+appear in good clothes and garbe. To the office, and being weary, early
+home to bed.
+
+27th. Up, but weary, and to the office, where we sat all the morning.
+Before I went to the office there came Bagwell's wife to me to speak for
+her husband. I liked the woman very well and stroked her under the chin,
+but could not find in my heart to offer anything uncivil to her, she
+being, I believe, a very modest woman. At noon with Mr. Coventry to the
+African house, and to my Lord Peterborough's business again, and then to
+dinner, where, before dinner, we had the best oysters I have seen this
+year, and I think as good in all respects as ever I eat in my life. I
+eat a great many. Great, good company at dinner, among others Sir Martin
+Noell, who told us the dispute between him, as farmer of the Additional
+Duty, and the East India Company, whether callicos be linnen or no;
+which he says it is, having been ever esteemed so: they say it is made
+of cotton woole, and grows upon trees, not like flax or hempe. But
+it was carried against the Company, though they stand out against the
+verdict. Thence home and to the office, where late, and so home to
+supper and to bed, and had a very pleasing and condescending answer from
+my poor father to-day in answer to my angry discontentful letter to him
+the other day, which pleases me mightily.
+
+28th (Lord's day). Up and walked to Paul's; and by chance it was an
+extraordinary day for the Readers of the Inns of Court and all the
+Students to come to church, it being an old ceremony not used these
+twenty-five years, upon the first Sunday in Lent. Abundance there was
+of Students, more than there was room to seat but upon forms, and the
+Church mighty full. One Hawkins preached, an Oxford man. A good sermon
+upon these words: "But the wisdom from above is first pure, then
+peaceable." Both before and after sermon I was most impatiently troubled
+at the Quire, the worst that ever I heard. But what was extraordinary,
+the Bishop of London, who sat there in a pew, made a purpose for him by
+the pulpitt, do give the last blessing to the congregation; which
+was, he being a comely old man, a very decent thing, methought. The
+Lieutenant of the Tower, Sir J. Robinson, would needs have me by coach
+home with him, and sending word home to my house I did go and dine
+with him, his ordinary table being very good, and his lady a very
+high-carriaged but comely big woman; I was mightily pleased with her.
+His officers of his regiment dined with him. No discourse at table to
+any purpose, only after dinner my Lady would needs see a boy which was
+represented to her to be an innocent country boy brought up to towne a
+day or two ago, and left here to the wide world, and he losing his way
+fell into the Tower, which my Lady believes, and takes pity on him, and
+will keep him; but though a little boy and but young, yet he tells his
+tale so readily and answers all questions so wittily, that for certain
+he is an arch rogue, and bred in this towne; but my Lady will not
+believe it, but ordered victuals to be given him, and I think will keep
+him as a footboy for their eldest son. After dinner to chappell in the
+Tower with the Lieutenant, with the keyes carried before us, and
+the Warders and Gentleman-porter going before us. And I sat with the
+Lieutenant in his pew, in great state, but slept all the sermon. None,
+it seems, of the prisoners in the Tower that are there now, though they
+may, will come to prayers there. Church being done, I back to Sir John's
+house and there left him and home, and by and by to Sir W. Pen, and
+staid a while talking with him about Sir J. Minnes his folly in his
+office, of which I am sicke and weary to speak of it, and how the King
+is abused in it, though Pen, I know, offers the discourse only like a
+rogue to get it out of me, but I am very free to tell my mind to him, in
+that case being not unwilling he should tell him again if he will or any
+body else. Thence home, and walked in the garden by brave moonshine with
+my wife above two hours, till past 8 o'clock, then to supper, and after
+prayers to bed.
+
+29th. Up and by coach with Sir W. Pen to Charing Cross, and there I
+'light, and to Sir Phillip Warwick to visit him and discourse with him
+about navy business, which I did at large and he most largely with me,
+not only about the navy but about the general Revenue of England, above
+two hours, I think, many staying all the while without, but he seemed
+to take pains to let me either understand the affairs of the Revenue or
+else to be a witness of his pains and care in stating it. He showed me
+indeed many excellent collections of the State of the Revenue in former
+Kings and the late times, and the present. He showed me how the very
+Assessments between 1643 and 1659, which were taxes (besides Excise,
+Customes, Sequestrations, Decimations, King and Queene's and Church
+Lands, or any thing else but just the Assessments), come to above
+fifteen millions. He showed me a discourse of his concerning the
+Revenues of this and foreign States. How that of Spayne was great, but
+divided with his kingdoms, and so came to little. How that of France
+did, and do much exceed ours before for quantity; and that it is at the
+will of the Prince to tax what he will upon his people; which is not
+here. That the Hollanders have the best manner of tax, which is only
+upon the expence of provisions, by an excise; and do conclude that no
+other tax is proper for England but a pound-rate, or excise upon the
+expence of provisions. He showed me every particular sort of payment
+away of money, since the King's coming in, to this day; and told me,
+from one to one, how little he hath received of profit from most of
+them; and I believe him truly. That the L1,200,000 which the Parliament
+with so much ado did first vote to give the King, and since hath been
+reexamined by several committees of the present Parliament, is yet above
+L300,000 short of making up really to the King the L1,200,000, as by
+particulars he showed me.
+
+ [A committee was appointed in September, 1660, to consider the
+ subject of the King's revenue, and they "reported to the Commons that
+ the average revenue of Charles I., from 1637 to 1641 inclusive, had
+ been L895,819, and the average expenditure about L1,110,000. At
+ that time prices were lower and the country less burthened with navy
+ and garrisons, among which latter Dunkirk alone now cost more than
+ L100,000 a year. It appeared, therefore, that the least sum to
+ which the King could be expected to 'conform his expense' was
+ L1,200,000." Burnet writes, "It was believed that if two millions
+ had been asked he could have carried it. But he (Clarendon) had no
+ mind to put the King out of the necessity of having recourse to his
+ Parliament."--Lister's Life of Clarendon, vol. ii., pp. 22, 23.]
+
+And in my Lord Treasurer's excellent letter to the King upon this
+subject, he tells the King how it was the spending more than the revenue
+that did give the first occasion of his father's ruine, and did since
+to the rebels; who, he says, just like Henry the Eighth, had great and
+sudden increase of wealth, but yet, by overspending, both died poor; and
+further tells the King how much of this L1,200,000 depends upon the
+life of the Prince, and so must be renewed by Parliament again to
+his successor; which is seldom done without parting with some of the
+prerogatives of the Crowne; or if denied and he persists to take it of
+the people, it gives occasion to a civill war, which may, as it did in
+the late business of tonnage and poundage, prove fatal to the Crowne. He
+showed me how many ways the Lord Treasurer did take before he moved the
+King to farme the Customes in the manner he do, and the reasons that
+moved him to do it. He showed the a very excellent argument to prove,
+that our importing lesse than we export, do not impoverish the kingdom,
+according to the received opinion: which, though it be a paradox, and
+that I do not remember the argument, yet methought there was a great
+deale in what he said. And upon the whole I find him a most exact and
+methodicall man, and of great industry: and very glad that he thought
+fit to show me all this; though I cannot easily guess the reason why he
+should do it to me, unless from the plainness that he sees I use to
+him in telling him how much the King may suffer for our want of
+understanding the case of our Treasury. Thence to White Hall (where
+my Lord Sandwich was, and gave me a good countenance, I thought),
+and before the Duke did our usual business, and so I about several
+businesses in the house, and then out to the Mewes with Sir W. Pen. But
+in my way first did meet with W. Howe, who did of himself advise me to
+appear more free with my Lord and to come to him, for my own strangeness
+he tells me he thinks do make my Lord the worse. At the Mewes Sir W. Pen
+and Mr. Baxter did shew me several good horses, but Pen, which Sir W.
+Pen did give the Duke of York, was given away by the Duke the other day
+to a Frenchman, which Baxter is cruelly vexed at, saying that he was the
+best horse that he expects a great while to have to do with. Thence I
+to the 'Change, and thence to a Coffee-house with Sir W. Warren, and did
+talk much about his and Wood's business, and thence homewards, and in my
+way did stay to look upon a fire in an Inneyard in Lumbard Streete. But,
+Lord! how the mercers and merchants who had warehouses there did carry
+away their cloths and silks. But at last it was quenched, and I home to
+dinner, and after dinner carried my wife and set her and her two mayds
+in Fleete Streete to buy things, and I to White Hall to little purpose,
+and so to Westminster Hall, and there talked with Mrs. Lane and Howlett,
+but the match with Hawly I perceive will not take, and so I am resolved
+wholly to avoid occasion of further ill with her. Thence by water to
+Salsbury Court, and found my wife, by agreement, at Mrs. Turner's,
+and after a little stay and chat set her and young Armiger down in
+Cheapside, and so my wife and I home. Got home before our mayds, who by
+and by came with a great cry and fright that they had like to have been
+killed by a coach; but, Lord! to see how Jane did tell the story like a
+foole and a dissembling fanatique, like her grandmother, but so like a
+changeling, would make a man laugh to death almost, and yet be vexed to
+hear her. By and by to the office to make up my monthly accounts, which
+I make up to-night, and to my great content find myself worth eight
+hundred and ninety and odd pounds, the greatest sum I ever yet knew, and
+so with a heart at great case to bed.
+
+
+
+
+MARCH 1663-1664
+
+March 1st. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at
+noon to the 'Change, and after much business and meeting my uncle Wight,
+who told me how Mr. Maes had like to have been trapanned yesterday, but
+was forced to run for it; so with Creed and Mr. Hunt home to dinner, and
+after a good and pleasant dinner, Mr. Hunt parted, and I took Mr. Creed
+and my wife and down to Deptford, it being most pleasant weather, and
+there till night discoursing with the officers there about several
+things, and so walked home by moonshine, it being mighty pleasant, and
+so home, and I to my office, where late about getting myself a thorough
+understanding in the business of masts, and so home to bed, my left eye
+being mightily troubled with rheum.
+
+2nd. Up, my eye mightily out of order with the rheum that is fallen
+down into it, however, I by coach endeavoured to have waited on my Lord
+Sandwich, but meeting him in Chancery Lane going towards the City
+I stopped and so fairly walked home again, calling at St. Paul's
+Churchyarde, and there looked upon a pretty burlesque poem, called
+"Scarronides, or Virgile Travesty;" extraordinary good. At home to the
+office till dinner, and after dinner my wife cut my hair short, which
+is growne pretty long again, and then to the office, and there till 9
+at night doing business. This afternoon we had a good present of tongues
+and bacon from Mr. Shales, of Portsmouth. So at night home to supper,
+and, being troubled with my eye, to bed. This morning Mr. Burgby, one of
+the writing clerks belonging to the Council, was with me about business,
+a knowing man, he complains how most of the Lords of the Council do look
+after themselves and their own ends, and none the publique, unless Sir
+Edward Nicholas. Sir G. Carteret is diligent, but all for his own ends
+and profit. My Lord Privy Scale, a destroyer of every body's business,
+and do no good at all to the publique. The Archbishop of Canterbury
+speaks very little, nor do much, being now come to the highest pitch
+that he can expect. He tells me, he believes that things will go very
+high against the Chancellor by Digby, and that bad things will be
+proved. Talks much of his neglecting the King; and making the King to
+trot every day to him, when he is well enough to go to visit his cozen
+Chief-Justice Hide, but not to the Council or King. He commends my Lord
+of Ormond mightily in Ireland; but cries out cruelly of Sir G. Lane for
+his corruption; and that he hath done my Lord great dishonour by selling
+of places here, which are now all taken away, and the poor wretches
+ready to starve. That nobody almost understands or judges of business
+better than the King, if he would not be guilty of his father's fault
+to be doubtfull of himself, and easily be removed from his own opinion.
+That my Lord Lauderdale is never from the King's care nor council, and
+that he is a most cunning fellow. Upon the whole, that he finds things
+go very bad every where; and even in the Council nobody minds the
+publique.
+
+3rd. Up pretty early and so to the office, where we sat all the morning
+making a very great contract with Sir W. Warren for provisions for the
+yeare coming, and so home to dinner, and there was W. Howe come to dine
+with me, and before dinner he and I walked in the garden, and we did
+discourse together, he assuring me of what he told me the other day of
+my Lord's speaking so highly in my commendation to my Lord Peterborough
+and Povy, which speaks my Lord having yet a good opinion of me, and also
+how well my Lord and Lady both are pleased with their children's being
+at my father's, and when the bigger ladies were there a little while
+ago, at which I am very glad. After dinner he went away, I having
+discoursed with him about his own proceedings in his studies, and I
+observe him to be very considerate and to mind his book in order to
+preferring himself by my Lord's favour to something, and I hope to
+the outing of Creed in his Secretaryship. For he tells me that he is
+confident my Lord do not love him nor will trust him in any secret
+matter, he is so cunning and crafty in all he do. So my wife and I out
+of doors thinking to have gone to have seen a play, but when we came to
+take coach, they tell us there are none this week, being the first of
+Lent. But, Lord! to see how impatient I found myself within to see a
+play, I being at liberty once a month to see one, and I think it is the
+best method I could have taken. But to my office, did very much business
+with several people till night, and so home, being unwilling to stay
+late because of my eye which is not yet well of the rheum that is fallen
+down into it, but to supper and to bed.
+
+4th. Up, my eye being pretty well, and then by coach to my Lord
+Sandwich, with whom I spoke, walking a good while with him in
+his garden, which and the house is very fine, talking of my Lord
+Peterborough's accounts, wherein he is concerned both for the foolery
+as also inconvenience which may happen upon my Lord Peterborough's
+ill-stating of his matters, so as to have his gaine discovered
+unnecessarily. We did talk long and freely that I hope the worst is past
+and all will be well. There were several people by trying a new-fashion
+gun
+
+ [Many attempts to produce a satisfactory revolver were made in
+ former centuries, but it was not till the present one that Colt's
+ revolver was invented. On February 18th, 1661, Edward, Marquis of
+ Worcester, obtained Letters Patent for "an invencon to make certeyne
+ guns or pistolls which in the tenth parte of one minute of an houre
+ may, with a flaske contrived to that purpose, be re-charged the
+ fourth part of one turne of the barrell which remaines still fixt,
+ fastening it as forceably and effectually as a dozen thrids of any
+ scrue, which in the ordinary and usual way require as many turnes."
+ On March 3rd, 1664, Abraham Hill obtained Letters Patent for a "gun
+ or pistoll for small shott, carrying seaven or eight charges of the
+ same in the stocke of the gun."]
+
+brought my Lord this morning, to shoot off often, one after another,
+without trouble or danger, very pretty. Thence to the Temple, and there
+taking White's boat down to Woolwich, taking Mr. Shish at Deptford in
+my way, with whom I had some good discourse of the Navy business. At
+Woolwich discoursed with him and Mr. Pett about iron worke and other
+businesses, and then walked home, and at Greenwich did observe the
+foundation laying of a very great house for the King, which will cost a
+great deale of money.
+
+ [Building by John Webb; now a part of Greenwich Hospital. Evelyn
+ wrote in his Diary, October 19th, 1661: "I went to London to visite
+ my Lord of Bristoll, having been with Sir John Denham (his Mates
+ surveyor) to consult with him about the placing of his palace at
+ Greenwich, which I would have had built between the river and the
+ Queene's house, so as a large cutt should have let in ye Thames like
+ a bay; but Sir John was for setting it in piles at the very brink of
+ the water, which I did not assent to and so came away, knowing Sir
+ John to be a better poet than architect, tho' he had Mr. Webb (Inigo
+ Jones's man) to assist him."]
+
+So home to dinner, and my uncle Wight coming in he along with my wife
+and I by coach, and setting him down by the way going to Mr. Maes we
+two to my Lord Sandwich's to visit my Lady, with whom I left my wife
+discoursing, and I to White Hall, and there being met by the Duke of
+Yorke, he called me to him and discoursed a pretty while with me about
+the new ship's dispatch building at Woolwich, and talking of the charge
+did say that he finds always the best the most cheape, instancing in
+French guns, which in France you may buy for 4 pistoles, as good to look
+to as others of 16, but not the service. I never had so much discourse
+with the Duke before, and till now did ever fear to meet him. He found
+me and Mr. Prin together talking of the Chest money, which we are to
+blame not to look after. Thence to my Lord's, and took up my wife, whom
+my Lady hath received with her old good nature and kindnesse, and so
+homewards, and she home, I 'lighting by the way, and upon the 'Change
+met my uncle Wight and told him my discourse this afternoon with Sir G.
+Carteret in Maes' business, but much to his discomfort, and after a dish
+of coffee home, and at my office a good while with Sir W. Warren talking
+with great pleasure of many businesses, and then home to supper, my wife
+and I had a good fowle to supper, and then I to the office again and so
+home, my mind in great ease to think of our coming to so good a respect
+with my Lord again, and my Lady, and that my Lady do so much cry up
+my father's usage of her children, and the goodness of the ayre there,
+found in the young ladies' faces at their return thence, as she says, as
+also my being put into the commission of the Fishery,
+
+ [There had been recently established, under the Great Seal of
+ England, a Corporation for the Royal Fishing, of which the Duke of
+ York was Governor, Lord Craven Deputy-Governor, and the Lord Mayor
+ and Chamberlain of London, for the time being, Treasurers, in which
+ body was vested the sole power of licensing lotteries ("The Newes,"
+ October 6th, 1664). The original charter (dated April 8th, 1664),
+ incorporating James, Duke of York, and thirty-six assistants as
+ Governor and Company of the Royal Fishing of Great Britain and
+ Ireland, is among the State Papers. The duke was to be Governor
+ till February 26th, 1665]
+
+for which I must give my Lord thanks, and so home to bed, having a great
+cold in my head and throat tonight from my late cutting my hair so close
+to my head, but I hope it will be soon gone again.
+
+5th. Up and to the office, where, though I had a great cold, I was
+forced to speak much upon a publique meeting of the East India Company,
+at our office; where our own company was full, and there was also my
+Lord George Barkeley, in behalfe of the company of merchants (I suppose
+he is on that company), who, hearing my name, took notice of me, and
+condoled my cozen Edward Pepys's death, not knowing whose son I was, nor
+did demand it of me. We broke up without coming to any conclusion, for
+want of my Lord Marlborough. We broke up and I to the 'Change, where
+with several people and my uncle Wight to drink a dish of coffee, and so
+home to dinner, and then to the office all the afternoon, my eye and my
+throat being very bad, and my cold increasing so as I could not speak
+almost at all at night. So at night home to supper, that is a posset,
+and to bed.
+
+6th (Lord's day). Up, and my cold continuing in great extremity I could
+not go out to church, but sat all day (a little time at dinner excepted)
+in my closet at the office till night drawing up a second letter to Mr.
+Coventry about the measure of masts to my great satisfaction, and so in
+the evening home, and my uncle and aunt Wight came to us and supped with
+us, where pretty merry, but that my cold put me out of humour. At night
+with my cold, and my eye also sore still, to bed.
+
+7th. Up betimes, and the Duke being gone abroad to-day, as we heard by a
+messenger, I spent the morning at my office writing fair my yesterday's
+work till almost 2 o'clock (only Sir G. Carteret coming I went down a
+little way by water towards Deptford, but having more mind to have my
+business done I pretended business at the 'Change, and so went into
+another boat), and then, eating a bit, my wife and I by coach to the
+Duke's house, where we saw "The Unfortunate Lovers;" but I know not
+whether I am grown more curious than I was or no, but I was not much
+pleased with it, though I know not where to lay the fault, unless it
+was that the house was very empty, by reason of a new play at the other
+house. Yet here was my Lady Castlemayne in a box, and it was pleasant to
+hear an ordinary lady hard by us, that it seems did not know her before,
+say, being told who she was, that "she was well enough." Thence home,
+and I ended and sent away my letter to Mr. Coventry (having first read
+it and had the opinion of Sir W. Warren in the case), and so home to
+supper and to bed, my cold being pretty well gone, but my eye remaining
+still snare and rhumey, which I wonder at, my right eye ayling nothing.
+
+8th. Up with some little discontent with my wife upon her saying that
+she had got and used some puppy-dog water, being put upon it by a desire
+of my aunt Wight to get some for her, who hath a mind, unknown to her
+husband, to get some for her ugly face. I to the office, where we
+sat all the morning, doing not much business through the multitude of
+counsellors, one hindering another. It was Mr. Coventry's own saying to
+me in his coach going to the 'Change, but I wonder that he did give me
+no thanks for my letter last night, but I believe he did only forget it.
+Thence home, whither Luellin came and dined with me, but we made no long
+stay at dinner; for "Heraclius" being acted, which my wife and I have a
+mighty mind to see, we do resolve, though not exactly agreeing with the
+letter of my vowe, yet altogether with the sense, to see another this
+month, by going hither instead of that at Court, there having been none
+conveniently since I made my vowe for us to see there, nor like to be
+this Lent, and besides we did walk home on purpose to make this going
+as cheap as that would have been, to have seen one at Court, and my
+conscience knows that it is only the saving of money and the time also
+that I intend by my oaths, and this has cost no more of either, so that
+my conscience before God do after good consultation and resolution of
+paying my forfeit, did my conscience accuse me of breaking my vowe, I do
+not find myself in the least apprehensive that I have done any violence
+to my oaths. The play hath one very good passage well managed in it,
+about two persons pretending, and yet denying themselves, to be son
+to the tyrant Phocas, and yet heire of Mauritius to the crowne. The
+garments like Romans very well. The little girle is come to act very
+prettily, and spoke the epilogue most admirably. But at the beginning,
+at the drawing up of the curtaine, there was the finest scene of the
+Emperor and his people about him, standing in their fixed and different
+pastures in their Roman habitts, above all that ever I yet saw at any of
+the theatres. Walked home, calling to see my brother Tom, who is in bed,
+and I doubt very ill of a consumption. To the office awhile, and so home
+to supper and to bed.
+
+9th. Up pretty betimes to my office, where all day long, but a little
+at home at dinner, at my office finishing all things about Mr. Wood's
+contract for masts, wherein I am sure I shall save the King L400 before
+I have done. At night home to supper and to bed.
+
+10th. Up and to the office, where all the morning doing business, and at
+noon to the 'Change and there very busy, and so home to dinner with my
+wife, to a good hog's harslet,
+
+ [Harslet or haslet, the entrails of an animal, especially of a hog,
+ as the heart, liver, &c.]
+
+a piece of meat I love, but have not eat of I think these seven years,
+and after dinner abroad by coach set her at Mrs. Hunt's and I to White
+Hall, and at the Privy Seale I enquired, and found the Bill come for
+the Corporation of the Royall Fishery; whereof the Duke of Yorke is made
+present Governor, and several other very great persons, to the number
+of thirty-two, made his assistants for their lives: whereof, by my Lord
+Sandwich's favour, I am one; and take it not only as a matter of honour,
+but that, that may come to be of profit to me, and so with great content
+went and called my wife, and so home and to the office, where busy late,
+and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+11th. Up and by coach to my Lord Sandwich's, who not being up I staid
+talking with Mr. Moore till my Lord was ready and come down, and went
+directly out without calling for me or seeing any body. I know not
+whether he knew I was there, but I am apt to think not, because if he
+would have given me that slighting yet he would not have done it
+to others that were there. So I went back again doing nothing but
+discoursing with Mr. Moore, who I find by discourse to be grown rich,
+and indeed not to use me at all with the respect he used to do, but as
+his equal. He made me known to their Chaplin, who is a worthy, able
+man. Thence home, and by and by to the Coffee-house, and thence to the
+'Change, and so home to dinner, and after a little chat with my wife to
+the office, where all the afternoon till very late at the office busy,
+and so home to supper and to bed, hoping in God that my diligence, as it
+is really very useful for the King, so it will end in profit to myself.
+In the meantime I have good content in mind to see myself improve every
+day in knowledge and being known.
+
+12th. Lay long pleasantly entertaining myself with my wife, and then up
+and to the office, where busy till noon, vexed to see how Sir J. Minnes
+deserves rather to be pitied for his dotage and folly than employed at
+a great salary to ruin the King's business. At noon to the 'Change, and
+thence home to dinner, and then down to Deptford, where busy a while,
+and then walking home it fell hard a raining. So at Halfway house put
+in, and there meeting Mr. Stacy with some company of pretty women, I
+took him aside to a room by ourselves, and there talked with him about
+the several sorts of tarrs, and so by and by parted, and I walked home
+and there late at the office, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+13th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed talking with my wife, and then up in
+great doubt whether I should not go see Mr. Coventry or no, who hath
+not been well these two or three days, but it being foul weather I staid
+within, and so to my office, and there all the morning reading some
+Common Law, to which I will allot a little time now and then, for I much
+want it. At noon home to dinner, and then after some discourse with my
+wife, to the office again, and by and by Sir W. Pen came to me after
+sermon and walked with me in the garden and then one comes to tell me
+that Anthony and Will Joyce were come to see me, so I in to them and
+made mighty much of them, and very pleasant we were, and most of their
+business I find to be to advise about getting some woman to attend my
+brother Tom, whom they say is very ill and seems much to want one. To
+which I agreed, and desired them to get their wives to enquire out one.
+By and by they bid me good night, but immediately as they were gone out
+of doors comes Mrs. Turner's boy with a note to me to tell me that my
+brother Tom was so ill as they feared he would not long live, and that
+it would be fit I should come and see him. So I sent for them back, and
+they came, and Will Joyce desiring to speak with me alone I took him
+up, and there he did plainly tell me to my great astonishment that my
+brother is deadly ill, and that their chief business of coming was to
+tell me so, and what is worst that his disease is the pox, which he hath
+heretofore got, and hath not been cured, but is come to this, and that
+this is certain, though a secret told his father Fenner by the Doctor
+which he helped my brother to. This troubled me mightily, but however
+I thought fit to go see him for speech of people's sake, and so walked
+along with them, and in our way called on my uncle Fenner (where I have
+not been these 12 months and more) and advised with him, and then to my
+brother, who lies in bed talking idle. He could only say that he knew
+me, and then fell to other discourse, and his face like a dying man,
+which Mrs. Turner, who was here, and others conclude he is. The company
+being gone, I took the mayde, which seems a very grave and serious
+woman, and in W. Joyce's company' did inquire how things are with her
+master. She told me many things very discreetly, and said she had all
+his papers and books, and key of his cutting house, and showed me a bag
+which I and Wm. Joyce told, coming to L5 14s. 0d., which we left with
+her again, after giving her good counsel, and the boys, and seeing a
+nurse there of Mrs. Holden's choosing, I left them, and so walked home
+greatly troubled to think of my brother's condition, and the trouble
+that would arise to me by his death or continuing sick. So at home, my
+mind troubled, to bed.
+
+14th. Up, and walked to my brother's, where I find he hath continued
+talking idly all night, and now knows me not; which troubles me
+mightily. So I walked down and discoursed a great while alone with the
+mayde, who tells me many passages of her master's practices, and how she
+concludes that he has run behind hand a great while and owes money,
+and has been dunned by several people, among others by one Cave, both
+husband and wife, but whether it was for--[See April 6th]--money or
+something worse she knows not, but there is one Cranburne, I think she
+called him, in Fleete Lane with whom he hath many times been mighty
+private, but what their dealings have been she knows not, but believes
+these were naught, and then his sitting up two Saturday nights one after
+another when all were abed doing something to himself, which she now
+suspects what it was, but did not before, but tells me that he hath been
+a very bad husband as to spending his time, and hath often told him of
+it, so that upon the whole I do find he is, whether he lives or dies, a
+ruined man, and what trouble will befall me by it I know not. Thence
+to White Hall; and in the Duke's chamber, while he was dressing, two
+persons of quality that were there did tell his Royal Highness how the
+other night, in Holborne, about midnight, being at cards, a link-boy
+come by and run into the house, and told the people the house was
+a-falling. Upon this the whole family was frighted, concluding that the
+boy had said that the house was a-fire: so they deft their cards above,
+and one would have got out of the balcone, but it was not open; the
+other went up to fetch down his children, that were in bed; so all
+got clear out of the house. And no sooner so, but the house fell
+down indeed, from top to bottom. It seems my Lord Southampton's
+canaille--[sewer]--did come too near their foundation, and so weakened
+the house, and down it came; which, in every respect, is a most
+extraordinary passage. By and by into his closet and did our business
+with him. But I did not speed as I expected in a business about the
+manner of buying hemp for this year, which troubled me, but it proceeds
+only from my pride, that I must needs expect every thing to be ordered
+just as I apprehend, though it was not I think from my errour, but their
+not being willing to hear and consider all that I had to propose. Being
+broke up I followed my Lord Sandwich and thanked him for his putting me
+into the Fishery, which I perceive he expected, and cried "Oh!" says he,
+"in the Fishery you mean. I told you I would remember you in it," but
+offered no other discourse. But demanding whether he had any commands
+for me, methought he cried "No!" as if he had no more mind to discourse
+with me, which still troubles me and hath done all the day, though
+I think I am a fool for it, in not pursuing my resolution of going
+handsome in clothes and looking high, for that must do it when all is
+done with my Lord. Thence by coach with Sir W. Batten to the city, and
+his son Castle, who talks mighty highly against Captain Tayler, calling
+him knave, and I find that the old Boating father is led and talks just
+as the son do, or the son as the father would have him. 'Light and to
+Mr. Moxon's, and there saw our office globes in doing, which will be
+very handsome but cost money. So to the Coffee-house, and there very
+fine discourse with Mr. Hill the merchant, a pretty, gentile, young, and
+sober man. So to the 'Change, and thence home, where my wife and I fell
+out about my not being willing to have her have her gowne laced, but
+would lay out the same money and more on a plain new one. At this
+she flounced away in a manner I never saw her, nor which I could ever
+endure. So I away to the office, though she had dressed herself to go
+see my Lady Sandwich. She by and by in a rage follows me, and coming
+to me tells me in spitefull manner like a vixen and with a look full of
+rancour that she would go buy a new one and lace it and make me pay for
+it, and then let me burn it if I would after she had done it, and so
+went away in a fury. This vexed me cruelly, but being very busy I had,
+not hand to give myself up to consult what to do in it, but anon, I
+suppose after she saw that I did not follow her, she came again to the
+office, where I made her stay, being busy with another, half an houre,
+and her stomach coming down we were presently friends, and so after
+my business being over at the office we out and by coach to my Lady
+Sandwich's, with whom I left my wife, and I to White Hall, where I met
+Mr. Delsety, and after an hour's discourse with him met with nobody to
+do other business with, but back again to my Lady, and after half an
+hour's discourse with her to my brother's, who I find in the same or
+worse condition. The doctors give him over and so do all that see him.
+He talks no sense two, words together now; and I confess it made me
+weepe to see that he should not be able, when I asked him, to say who
+I was. I went to Mrs. Turner's, and by her discourse with my brother's
+Doctor, Mr. Powell, I find that she is full now of the disease which
+my brother is troubled with, and talks of it mightily, which I am sorry
+for, there being other company, but methinks it should be for her
+honour to forbear talking of it, the shame of this very thing I confess
+troubles me as much as anything. Back to my brother's and took my
+wife, and carried her to my uncle Fenner's and there had much private
+discourse with him. He tells me of the Doctor's thoughts of my brother's
+little hopes of recovery, and from that to tell me his thoughts long
+of my brother's bad husbandry, and from that to say that he believes he
+owes a great deal of money, as to my cozen Scott I know not how much,
+and Dr. Thos. Pepys L30, but that the Doctor confesses that he is paid
+L20 of it, and what with that and what he owes my father and me I doubt
+he is in a very sad condition, that if he lives he will not be able to
+show his head, which will be a very great shame to me. After this I went
+in to my aunt and my wife and Anthony Joyce and his wife, who were by
+chance there, and drank and so home, my mind and head troubled, but I
+hope it will [be] over in a little time one way or other. After doing a
+little at my office of business I home to supper and to bed. From notice
+that my uncle Fenner did give my father the last week of my brother's
+condition, my mother is coming up to towne, which also do trouble me.
+The business between my Lords Chancellor and Bristoll, they say, is
+hushed up; and the latter gone or going, by the King's licence, to
+France.
+
+15th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon
+comes Madam Turner and her daughter The., her chief errand to tell me
+that she had got Dr. Wiverly, her Doctor, to search my brother's mouth,
+where Mr. Powell says there is an ulcer, from thence he concludes that
+he hath had the pox. But the Doctor swears that there is not, nor ever
+was any, and my brother being very sensible, which I was glad to hear,
+he did talk with him about it, and he did wholly disclaim that ever
+he had the disease, or that ever he said to Powell that he had it. All
+which did put me into great comfort as to the reproach which was spread
+against him. So I sent for a barrel of oysters, and they dined, and we
+were very merry, I being willing to be so upon this news. After dinner
+we took coach and to my brother's, where contrary to my expectation he
+continues as bad or worse, talking idle, and now not at all knowing any
+of us as before. Here we staid a great while, I going up and down the
+house looking after things. In the evening Dr. Wiverley came again,
+and I sent for Mr. Powell (the Doctor and I having first by ourselves
+searched my brother again at his privities, where he was as clear as
+ever he was born, and in the Doctor's opinion had been ever so), and we
+three alone discoursed the business, where the coxcomb did give us his
+simple reasons for what he had said, which the Doctor fully confuted,
+and left the fellow only saying that he should cease to report any such
+thing, and that what he had said was the best of his judgment from my
+brother's words and a ulcer, as he supposed, in his mouth. I threatened
+him that I would have satisfaction if I heard any more such discourse,
+and so good night to them two, giving the Doctor a piece for his fee,
+but the other nothing. I to my brother again, where Madam Turner and her
+company, and Mrs. Croxton, my wife, and Mrs. Holding. About 8 o'clock my
+brother began to fetch his spittle with more pain, and to speak as much
+but not so distinctly, till at last the phlegm getting the mastery of
+him, and he beginning as we thought to rattle, I had no mind to see
+him die, as we thought he presently would, and so withdrew and led Mrs.
+Turner home, but before I came back, which was in half a quarter of an
+hour, my brother was dead. I went up and found the nurse holding his
+eyes shut, and he poor wretch lying with his chops fallen, a most sad
+sight, and that which put me into a present very great transport of
+grief and cries, and indeed it was a most sad sight to see the poor
+wretch lie now still and dead, and pale like a stone. I staid till he
+was almost cold, while Mrs. Croxton, Holden, and the rest did strip and
+lay him out, they observing his corpse, as they told me afterwards, to
+be as clear as any they ever saw, and so this was the end of my poor
+brother, continuing talking idle and his lips working even to his last
+that his phlegm hindered his breathing, and at last his breath broke out
+bringing a flood of phlegm and stuff out with it, and so he died. This
+evening he talked among other talk a great deal of French very plain
+and good, as, among others: 'quand un homme boit quand il n'a poynt
+d'inclination a boire il ne luy fait jamais de bien.' I once begun to
+tell him something of his condition, and asked him whither he thought he
+should go. He in distracted manner answered me--"Why, whither should
+I go? there are but two ways: If I go, to the bad way I must give God
+thanks for it, and if I go the other way I must give God the more thanks
+for it; and I hope I have not been so undutifull and unthankfull in my
+life but I hope I shall go that way." This was all the sense, good or
+bad, that I could get of him this day. I left my wife to see him laid
+out, and I by coach home carrying my brother's papers, all I could find,
+with me, and having wrote a letter to, my father telling him what hath
+been said I returned by coach, it being very late, and dark, to my
+brother's, but all being gone, the corpse laid out, and my wife at Mrs.
+Turner's, I thither, and there after an hour's talk, we up to bed, my
+wife and I in the little blue chamber, and I lay close to my wife, being
+full of disorder and grief for my brother that I could not sleep nor
+wake with satisfaction, at last I slept till 5 or 6 o'clock.
+
+16th. And then I rose and up, leaving my wife in bed, and to my
+brother's, where I set them on cleaning the house, and my wife coming
+anon to look after things, I up and down to my cozen Stradwicke's and
+uncle Fenner's about discoursing for the funeral, which I am resolved
+to put off till Friday next. Thence home and trimmed myself, and then
+to the 'Change, and told my uncle Wight of my brother's death, and so by
+coach to my cozen Turner's and there dined very well, but my wife.... in
+great pain we were forced to rise in some disorder, and in Mrs. Turner's
+coach carried her home and put her to bed. Then back again with my cozen
+Norton to Mrs. Turner's, and there staid a while talking with Dr. Pepys,
+the puppy, whom I had no patience to hear. So I left them and to my
+brother's to look after things, and saw the coffin brought; and by and
+by Mrs. Holden came and saw him nailed up. Then came W. Joyce to me half
+drunk, and much ado I had to tell him the story of my brother's being
+found clear of what was said, but he would interrupt me by some idle
+discourse or other, of his crying what a good man, and a good speaker
+my brother was, and God knows what. At last weary of him I got him away,
+and I to Mrs. Turner's, and there, though my heart is still heavy to
+think of my poor brother, yet I could give way to my fancy to hear
+Mrs. The. play upon the Harpsicon, though the musique did not please me
+neither. Thence to my brother's and found them with my mayd Elizabeth
+taking an inventory of the goods of the house, which I was well pleased
+at, and am much beholden to Mr. Honeywood's man in doing of it. His
+name is Herbert, one that says he knew me when he lived with Sir Samuel
+Morland, but I have forgot him. So I left them at it, and by coach home
+and to my office, there to do a little business, but God knows my heart
+and head is so full of my brother's death, and the consequences of it,
+that I can do very little or understand it. So home to supper, and
+after looking over some business in my chamber I to bed to my wife, who
+continues in bed in some pain still. This day I have a great barrel of
+oysters given me by Mr. Barrow, as big as 16 of others, and I took it in
+the coach with me to Mrs. Turner's, and give them to her. This day the
+Parliament met again, after a long prorogation, but what they have done
+I have not been in the way to hear.
+
+17th. Up and to my brother's, where all the morning doing business
+against to-morrow, and so to my cozen Stradwicke's about the same
+business, and to the 'Change, and thence home to dinner, where my wife
+in bed sick still, but not so bad as yesterday. I dined by her, and so
+to the office, where we sat this afternoon, having changed this day our
+sittings from morning to afternoons, because of the Parliament which
+returned yesterday; but was adjourned till Monday next; upon pretence
+that many of the members were said to be upon the road; and also the
+King had other affairs, and so desired them to adjourn till then. But
+the truth is, the King is offended at my Lord of Bristol, as they say,
+whom he hath found to have been all this while (pretending a desire of
+leave to go into France, and to have all the difference between him and
+the Chancellor made up,) endeavouring to make factions in both Houses
+to the Chancellor. So the King did this to keep the Houses from meeting;
+and in the meanwhile sent a guard and a herald last night to have taken
+him at Wimbleton, where he was in the morning, but could not find him:
+at which the King was and is still mightily concerned, and runs up and
+down to and from the Chancellor's like a boy: and it seems would make
+Digby's articles against the Chancellor to be treasonable reflections
+against his Majesty. So that the King is very high, as they say; and God
+knows what will follow upon it! After office I to my brother's again,
+and thence to Madam Turner's, in both places preparing things against
+to-morrow; and this night I have altered my resolution of burying him
+in the church yarde among my young brothers and sisters, and bury him
+in the church, in the middle isle, as near as I can to my mother's pew.
+This costs me 20s. more. This being all, home by coach, bringing my
+brother's silver tankard for safety along with me, and so to supper,
+after writing to my father, and so to bed.
+
+18th. Up betimes, and walked to my brother's, where a great while
+putting things in order against anon; then to Madam Turner's and eat a
+breakfast there, and so to Wotton, my shoemaker, and there got a pair of
+shoes blacked on the soles against anon for me; so to my brother's and
+to church, and with the grave-maker chose a place for my brother to lie
+in, just under my mother's pew. But to see how a man's tombes are at the
+mercy of such a fellow, that for sixpence he would, (as his owne words
+were,) "I will justle them together but I will make room for him;"
+speaking of the fulness of the middle isle, where he was to lie; and
+that he would, for my father's sake, do my brother that is dead all the
+civility he can; which was to disturb other corps that are not quite
+rotten, to make room for him; and methought his manner of speaking it
+was very remarkable; as of a thing that now was in his power to do a man
+a courtesy or not. At noon my wife, though in pain, comes, but I being
+forced to go home, she went back with me, where I dressed myself, and so
+did Besse; and so to my brother's again: whither, though invited, as the
+custom is, at one or two o'clock, they came not till four or five.
+But at last one after another they come, many more than I bid: and my
+reckoning that I bid was one hundred and twenty; but I believe there was
+nearer one hundred and fifty. Their service was six biscuits apiece, and
+what they pleased of burnt claret. My cosen Joyce Norton kept the wine
+and cakes above; and did give out to them that served, who had white
+gloves given them. But above all, I am beholden to Mrs. Holden, who was
+most kind, and did take mighty pains not only in getting the house and
+every thing else ready, but this day in going up and down to see, the
+house filled and served, in order to mine, and their great content,
+I think; the men sitting by themselves in some rooms, and women by
+themselves in others, very close, but yet room enough. Anon to church,
+walking out into the streete to the Conduit, and so across the streete,
+and had a very good company along with the corps. And being come to the
+grave as above, Dr. Pierson, the minister of the parish, did read the
+service for buriall: and so I saw my poor brother laid into the grave;
+and so all broke up; and I and my wife and Madam Turner and her family
+to my brother's, and by and by fell to a barrell of oysters, cake, and
+cheese, of Mr. Honiwood's, with him, in his chamber and below, being
+too merry for so late a sad work. But, Lord! to see how the world makes
+nothing of the memory of a man, an houre after he is dead! And, indeed,
+I must blame myself; for though at the sight of him dead and dying,
+I had real grief for a while, while he was in my sight, yet presently
+after, and ever since, I have had very little grief indeed for him.
+By and by, it beginning to be late, I put things in some order in the
+house, and so took my wife and Besse (who hath done me very good service
+in cleaning and getting ready every thing and serving the wine and
+things to-day, and is indeed a most excellent good-natured and faithful
+wench, and I love her mightily), by coach home, and so after being at
+the office to set down the day's work home to supper and to bed.
+
+19th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, and at noon my
+wife and I alone, having a good hen, with eggs, to dinner, with great
+content. Then by coach to my brother's, where I spent the afternoon
+in paying some of the charges of the buriall, and in looking over his
+papers, among which I find several letters of my brother John's to him
+speaking very foale words of me and my deportment to him here, and very
+crafty designs about Sturtlow land and God knows what, which I am very
+glad to know, and shall make him repent them. Anon my father and my
+brother John came to towne by coach. I sat till night with him, giving
+him an account of things. He, poor man, very sad and sickly. I in great
+pain by a simple compressing of my cods to-day by putting one leg over
+another as I have formerly done, which made me hasten home, and after a
+little at the office in great disorder home to bed.
+
+20th (Lord's day). Kept my bed all the morning, having laid a poultice
+to my cods last night to take down the tumour there which I got
+yesterday, which it did do, being applied pretty warm, and soon after
+the beginning of the swelling, and the pain was gone also. We lay
+talking all the while, among other things of religion, wherein I am
+sorry so often to hear my wife talk of her being and resolving to die a
+Catholique,
+
+ [Mrs. Pepys's leaning towards Roman Catholicism was a constant
+ trouble to her husband; but, in spite of his fears, she died a
+ Protestant (Dr. Milles's certificate.)]
+
+and indeed a small matter, I believe, would absolutely turn her, which
+I am sorry for. Up at noon to dinner, and then to my chamber with a fire
+till late at night looking over my brother Thomas's papers, sorting of
+them, among which I find many base letters of my brother John's to him
+against me, and carrying on plots against me to promote Tom's having
+of his Banbury' Mistress, in base slighting terms, and in worse of my
+sister Pall, such as I shall take a convenient time to make my father
+know, and him also to his sorrow. So after supper to bed, our people
+rising to wash to-morrow.
+
+21st. Up, and it snowing this morning a little, which from the mildness
+of the winter and the weather beginning to be hot and the summer to come
+on apace, is a little strange to us. I did not go abroad for fear of my
+tumour, for fear it shall rise again, but staid within, and by and by
+my father came, poor man, to me, and my brother John. After much talke
+and taking them up to my chamber, I did there after some discourse bring
+in any business of anger--with John, and did before my father read all
+his roguish letters, which troubled my father mightily, especially to
+hear me say what I did, against my allowing any thing for the time to
+come to him out of my owne purse, and other words very severe, while
+he, like a simple rogue, made very silly and churlish answers to me, not
+like a man of any goodness or witt, at which I was as much disturbed as
+the other, and will be as good as my word in making him to his cost know
+that I will remember his carriage to me in this particular the longest
+day I live. It troubled me to see my poor father so troubled, whose good
+nature did make him, poor wretch, to yield, I believe, to comply with my
+brother Tom and him in part of their designs, but without any ill intent
+to me, or doubt of me or my good intentions to him or them, though it do
+trouble me a little that he should in any manner do it. They dined with
+me, and after dinner abroad with my wife to buy some things for her,
+and I to the office, where we sat till night, and then, after doing some
+business at my closet, I home and to supper and to bed. This day the
+Houses of Parliament met; and the King met them, with the Queene with
+him. And he made a speech to them:
+
+ [March 16th, 1663-64. This day both Houses met, and on the gist the
+ king opened the session with a speech from the throne, in which
+ occurs this Passage: "I pray, Mr. Speaker, and you, gentlemen of the
+ House of Commons, give that Triennial Bill once a reading in your
+ house, and then, in God's name, do what you think fit for me and
+ yourselves and the whole kingdom. I need not tell you how much I
+ love parliaments. Never king was so much beholden to parliaments as
+ I have been, nor do I think the crown can ever be happy without
+ frequent parliaments" (Cobbett's "Parliamentary History," vol. iv.,
+ cc. 290, 291).]
+
+among other things, discoursing largely of the plots abroad against
+him and the peace of the kingdom; and, among other things, that the
+dissatisfied party had great hopes upon the effect of the Act for a
+Triennial Parliament granted by his father, which he desired them to
+peruse, and, I think, repeal. So the Houses did retire to their own
+House, and did order the Act to be read to-morrow before them; and I
+suppose it will be repealed, though I believe much against the will of a
+good many that sit there.
+
+22nd. Up, and spent the whole morning and afternoon at my office,
+only in the evening, my wife being at my aunt Wight's, I went thither,
+calling at my own house, going out found the parlour curtains drawn,
+and inquiring the reason of it, they told me that their mistress had got
+Mrs. Buggin's fine little dog and our little bitch, which is proud at
+this time, and I am apt to think that she was helping him to line her,
+for going afterwards to my uncle Wight's, and supping there with her,
+where very merry with Mr. Woolly's drollery, and going home I found the
+little dog so little that of himself he could not reach our bitch, which
+I am sorry for, for it is the finest dog that ever I saw in my life,
+as if he were painted the colours are so finely mixed and shaded. God
+forgive me, it went against me to have my wife and servants look upon
+them while they endeavoured to do something....
+
+23rd. Up, and going out saw Mrs. Buggin's dog, which proves as I thought
+last night so pretty that I took him and the bitch into my closet below,
+and by holding down the bitch helped him to line her, which he did very
+stoutly, so as I hope it will take, for it is the prettiest dog that
+ever I saw. So to the office, where very busy all the morning, and so to
+the 'Change, and off hence with Sir W. Rider to the Trinity House, and
+there dined very well: and good discourse among the old men of Islands
+now and then rising and falling again in the Sea, and that there is many
+dangers of grounds and rocks that come just up to the edge almost of
+the sea, that is never discovered and ships perish without the world's
+knowing the reason of it. Among other things, they observed, that there
+are but two seamen in the Parliament house, viz., Sir W. Batten and Sir
+W. Pen, and not above twenty or thirty merchants; which is a strange
+thing in an island, and no wonder that things of trade go no better nor
+are better understood. Thence home, and all the afternoon at the office,
+only for an hour in the evening my Lady Jemimah, Paulina, and Madam
+Pickering come to see us, but my wife would not be seen, being unready.
+Very merry with them; they mightily talking of their thrifty living
+for a fortnight before their mother came to town, and other such simple
+talk, and of their merry life at Brampton, at my father's, this winter.
+So they being gone, to the office again till late, and so home and to
+supper and to bed.
+
+24th. Called up by my father, poor man, coming to advise with me about
+Tom's house and other matters, and he being gone I down by water to
+Greenwich, it being very-foggy, and I walked very finely to Woolwich,
+and there did very much business at both yards, and thence walked
+back, Captain Grove with me talking, and so to Deptford and did the
+like-there, and then walked to Redriffe (calling and eating a bit of
+collops and eggs at Half-way house), and so home to the office, where we
+sat late, and home weary to supper and to bed.
+
+25th (Lady-day). Up and by water to White Hall, and there to chappell;
+where it was most infinite full to hear Dr. Critton. Being not knowne,
+some great persons in the pew I pretended to, and went in, did question
+my coming in. I told them my pretence; so they turned to the orders of
+the chappell, which hung behind upon the wall, and read it; and were
+satisfied; but they did not demand whether I was in waiting or no; and
+so I was in some fear lest he that was in waiting might come and
+betray me. The Doctor preached upon the thirty-first of Jeremy, and the
+twenty-first and twenty-second verses, about a woman compassing a man;
+meaning the Virgin conceiving and bearing our Saviour. It was the worst
+sermon I ever heard him make, I must confess; and yet it was good,
+and in two places very bitter, advising the King to do as the Emperor
+Severus did, to hang up a Presbyter John (a short coat and a long gowne
+interchangeably) in all the Courts of England. But the story of Severus
+was pretty, that he hanged up forty senators before the Senate house,
+and then made a speech presently to the Senate in praise of his owne
+lenity; and then decreed that never any senator after that time should
+suffer in the same manner without consent of the Senate: which he
+compared to the proceeding of the Long Parliament against my Lord
+Strafford. He said the greatest part of the lay magistrates in England
+were Puritans, and would not do justice; and the Bishopps, their powers
+were so taken away and lessened, that they could not exercise the power
+they ought. He told the King and the ladies plainly, speaking of death
+and of the skulls and bones of dead men and women,
+
+ [The preacher appears to have had the grave scene in "Hamlet" in
+ his mind, as he gives the same illustration of Alexander as Hamlet
+ does.]
+
+how there is no difference; that nobody could tell that of the great
+Marius or Alexander from a pyoneer; nor, for all the pains the ladies
+take with their faces, he that should look in a charnels-house could not
+distinguish which was Cleopatra's, or fair Rosamond's, or Jane Shoare's.
+Thence by water home. After dinner to the office, thence with my wife to
+see my father and discourse how he finds Tom's matters, which he do very
+ill, and that he finds him to have been so negligent, that he used to
+trust his servants with cutting out of clothes, never hardly cutting out
+anything himself; and, by the abstract of his accounts, we find him to
+owe above L290, and to be coming to him under L200. Thence home with
+my wife, it being very dirty on foot, and bought some fowl in Gracious.
+Streets and some oysters against our feast to-morrow. So home, and after
+at the office a while, home to supper and to bed.
+
+26th. Up very betimes and to my office, and there read over some papers
+against a meeting by and by at this office of Mr. Povy, Sir W. Rider,
+Creed, and Vernaty, and Mr. Gauden about my Lord Peterborough's accounts
+for Tangier, wherein we proceeded a good way; but, Lord! to see how
+ridiculous Mr. Povy is in all he says or do; like a man not more fit for
+to be in such employments as he is, and particularly that of Treasurer
+(paying many and very great sums without the least written order) as he
+is to be King of England, and seems but this day, after much discourse
+of mine, to be sensible of that part of his folly, besides a great deal
+more in other things. This morning in discourse Sir W. Rider [said],
+that he hath kept a journals of his life for almost these forty years,
+even to this day and still do, which pleases me mightily. That being
+done Sir J. Minnes and I sat all the morning, and then I to the 'Change,
+and there got away by pretence of business with my uncle Wight to put
+off Creed, whom I had invited to dinner, and so home, and there found
+Madam Turner, her daughter The., Joyce Norton, my father and Mr.
+Honywood, and by and by come my uncle Wight and aunt. This being my
+solemn feast for my cutting of the stone, it being now, blessed be God!
+this day six years since the time; and I bless God I do in all respects
+find myself free from that disease or any signs of it, more than
+that upon the least cold I continue to have pain in making water, by
+gathering of wind and growing costive, till which be removed I am at no
+ease, but without that I am very well. One evil more I have, which is
+that upon the least squeeze almost my cods begin to swell and come to
+great pain, which is very strange and troublesome to me, though upon the
+speedy applying of a poultice it goes down again, and in two days I am
+well again. Dinner not being presently ready I spent some time myself
+and shewed them a map of Tangier left this morning at my house by Creed,
+cut by our order, the Commissioners, and drawn by Jonas Moore, which is
+very pleasant, and I purpose to have it finely set out and hung up. Mrs.
+Hunt coming to see my wife by chance dined here with us. After dinner
+Sir W. Batten sent to speak with me, and told me that he had proffered
+our bill today in the House, and that it was read without any
+dissenters, and he fears not but will pass very well, which I shall
+be glad of. He told me also how Sir [Richard] Temple hath spoke very
+discontentfull words in the House about the Tryennial Bill; but it hath
+been read the second time to-day, and committed; and, he believes,
+will go on without more ado, though there are many in the House
+are displeased at it, though they dare not say much. But above all
+expectation, Mr. Prin is the man against it, comparing it to the idoll
+whose head was of gold, and his body and legs and feet of different
+metal. So this Bill had several degrees of calling of Parliaments, in
+case the King, and then the Council, and then the Lord Chancellor, and
+then the Sheriffes, should fail to do it. He tells me also, how, upon
+occasion of some 'prentices being put in the pillory to-day for beating
+of their masters, or some such like thing, in Cheapside, a company of
+'prentices came and rescued them, and pulled down the pillory; and they
+being set up again, did the like again. So that the Lord Mayor and Major
+Generall Browne was fain to come and stay there, to keep the peace; and
+drums, all up and down the city, was beat to raise the trained bands,
+for to quiett the towne, and by and by, going out with my uncle and aunt
+Wight by coach with my wife through Cheapside (the rest of the company
+after much content and mirth being broke up), we saw a trained band
+stand in Cheapside upon their guard. We went, much against my uncle's
+will, as far almost as Hyde Park, he and my aunt falling out all the way
+about it, which vexed me, but by this I understand my uncle more than
+ever I did, for he was mighty soon angry, and wished a pox take her,
+which I was sorry to hear. The weather I confess turning on a sudden to
+rain did make it very unpleasant, but yet there was no occasion in the
+world for his being so angry, but she bore herself very discreetly, and
+I must confess she proves to me much another woman than I thought her,
+but all was peace again presently, and so it raining very fast, we met
+many brave coaches coming from the Parke and so we turned and set them
+down at home, and so we home ourselves, and ended the day with great
+content to think how it hath pleased the Lord in six years time to
+raise me from a condition of constant and dangerous and most painfull
+sicknesse and low condition and poverty to a state of constant health
+almost, great honour and plenty, for which the Lord God of heaven make
+me truly thankfull. My wife found her gowne come home laced, which is
+indeed very handsome, but will cost me a great deal of money, more
+than ever I intended, but it is but for once. So to the office and did
+business, and then home and to bed.
+
+27th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed wrangling with my wife about the
+charge she puts me to at this time for clothes more than I intended, and
+very angry we were, but quickly friends again. And so rising and ready I
+to my office, and there fell upon business, and then to dinner, and then
+to my office again to my business, and by and by in the afternoon walked
+forth towards my father's, but it being church time, walked to St.
+James's, to try if I could see the belle Butler, but could not; only saw
+her sister, who indeed is pretty, with a fine Roman nose. Thence walked
+through the ducking-pond fields; but they are so altered since my father
+used to carry us to Islington, to the old man's, at the King's Head, to
+eat cakes and ale (his name was Pitts) that I did not know which was the
+ducking-pond nor where I was. So through F[l]ee[t] lane to my father's,
+and there met Mr. Moore, and discoursed with him and my father about who
+should administer for my brother Tom, and I find we shall have trouble
+in it, but I will clear my hands of it, and what vexed me, my father
+seemed troubled that I should seem to rely so wholly upon the advice of
+Mr. Moore, and take nobody else, but I satisfied him, and so home; and
+in Cheapside, both coming and going, it was full of apprentices, who
+have been here all this day, and have done violence, I think, to the
+master of the boys that were put in the pillory yesterday. But, Lord!
+to see how the train-bands are raised upon this: the drums beating every
+where as if an enemy were upon them; so much is this city subject to be
+put into a disarray upon very small occasions. But it was pleasant to
+hear the boys, and particularly one little one, that I demanded the
+business. He told me that that had never been done in the city since it
+was a city, two prentices put in the pillory, and that it ought not to
+be so. So I walked home, and then it being fine moonshine with my wife
+an houre in the garden, talking of her clothes against Easter and about
+her mayds, Jane being to be gone, and the great dispute whether Besse,
+whom we both love, should be raised to be chamber-mayde or no. We have
+both a mind to it, but know not whether we should venture the making
+her proud and so make a bad chamber-mayde of a very good natured and
+sufficient cook-mayde. So to my office a little, and then to supper,
+prayers and to bed.
+
+28th. This is the first morning that I have begun, and I hope shall
+continue to rise betimes in the morning, and so up and to my office,
+and thence about 7 o'clock to T. Trice, and advised with him about our
+administering to my brother Tom, and I went to my father and told him
+what to do; which was to administer and to let my cozen Scott have a
+letter of Atturny to follow the business here in his absence for him,
+who by that means will have the power of paying himself (which we cannot
+however hinder) and do us a kindness we think too. But, Lord! what a
+shame, methinks, to me, that, in this condition, and at this age, I
+should know no better the laws of my owne country! Thence to Westminster
+Hall, and spent till noon, it being Parliament time, and at noon walked
+with Creed into St. James's Parke, talking of many things, particularly
+of the poor parts and great unfitness for business of Mr. Povy, and yet
+what a show he makes in the world. Mr. Coventry not being come to his
+chamber, I walked through the house with him for an hour in St. James's
+fields' talking of the same subject, and then parted, and back and
+with great impatience, sometimes reading, sometimes walking, sometimes
+thinking that Mr. Coventry, though he invited us to dinner with him, was
+gone with the rest of the office without a dinner. At last, at past 4
+o'clock I heard that the Parliament was not up yet, and so walked to
+Westminster Hall, and there found it so, and meeting with Sir J. Minnes,
+and being very hungry, went over with him to the Leg, and before we had
+cut a bit, the House rises, however we eat a bit and away to St. James's
+and there eat a second part of our dinner with Mr. Coventry and his
+brother Harry, Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen. The great matter today in
+the House hath been, that Mr. Vaughan, the great speaker, is this day
+come to towne, and hath declared himself in a speech of an houre and a
+half, with great reason and eloquence, against the repealing of the
+Bill for Triennial Parliaments; but with no successe: but the House
+have carried it that there shall be such Parliaments, but without any
+coercive power upon the King, if he will bring this Act. But, Lord! to
+see how the best things are not done without some design; for I perceive
+all these gentlemen that I was with to-day were against it (though there
+was reason enough on their side); yet purely, I could perceive, because
+it was the King's mind to have it; and should he demand any thing else,
+I believe they would give it him. But this the discontented Presbyters,
+and the faction of the House will be highly displeased with; but it
+was carried clearly against them in the House. We had excellent good
+table-talke, some of which I have entered in my book of stories. So with
+them by coach home, and there find (bye my wife), that Father Fogourdy
+hath been with her to-day, and she is mightily for our going to hear a
+famous Reule preach at the French Embassador's house: I pray God he do
+not tempt her in any matters of religion, which troubles me; and
+also, she had messages from her mother to-day, who sent for her old
+morning-gown, which was almost past wearing; and I used to call it her
+kingdom, from the ease and content she used to have in the wearing of
+it. I am glad I do not hear of her begging any thing of more value,
+but I do not like that these messages should now come all upon Monday
+morning, when my wife expects of course I should be abroad at the
+Duke's. To the office, where Mr. Norman came and showed me a design
+of his for the storekeeper's books, for the keeping of them regular in
+order to a balance, which I am mightily satisfied to see, and shall love
+the fellow the better, as he is in all things sober, so particularly for
+his endeavour to do something in this thing so much wanted. So late home
+to supper and to bed, weary-with walking so long to no purpose in the
+Park to-day.
+
+29th. Was called up this morning by a messenger from Sir G. Carteret to
+come to him to Sir W. Batten's, and so I rose and thither to him,
+and with him and Sir J. Minnes to, Sir G. Carteret's to examine his
+accounts, and there we sat at it all the morning. About noon Sir W.
+Batten came from the House of Parliament and told us our Bill for our
+office was read the second time to-day, with great applause, and is
+committed. By and by to dinner, where good cheere, and Sir G. Carteret
+in his humour a very good man, and the most kind father and pleased
+father in his children that ever I saw. Here is now hung up a picture
+of my Lady Carteret, drawn by Lilly, a very fine picture, but yet not
+so good as I have seen of his doing. After dinner to the business again
+without any intermission till almost night, and then home, and took
+coach to my father to see and discourse with him, and so home again and
+to my office, where late, and then home to bed.
+
+30th. Up very betimes to my office, and thence at 7 o'clock to Sir G.
+Carteret, and there with Sir J. Minnes made an end of his accounts, but
+staid not dinner, my Lady having made us drink our morning draft there
+of several wines, but I drank: nothing but some of her coffee, which was
+poorly made, with a little sugar in it. Thence to the 'Change a great
+while, and had good discourse with Captain Cocke at the Coffee-house
+about a Dutch warr, and it seems the King's design is by getting
+underhand the merchants to bring in their complaints to the Parliament,
+to make them in honour begin a warr, which he cannot in honour declare
+first, for fear they should not second him with money. Thence homewards,
+staying a pretty while with my little she milliner at the end of Birchin
+Lane, talking and buying gloves of her, and then home to dinner, and in
+the afternoon had a meeting upon the Chest business, but I fear unless
+I have time to look after it nothing will be done,, and that I fear I
+shall not. In the evening comes Sir W. Batten, who tells us that the
+Committee have approved of our bill with very few amendments in words,
+not in matter. So to my office, where late with Sir W. Warren, and so
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+31st. Up betimes, and to my office, where by and by comes Povy, Sir
+W. Rider, Mr. Bland, Creed, and Vernatty, about my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, which we now went through, but with great difficulty, and many
+high words between Mr. Povy and I; for I could not endure to see so
+many things extraordinary put in, against truthe and reason. He was very
+angry, but I endeavoured all I could to profess my satisfaction in my
+Lord's part of the accounts, but not in those foolish idle things, they
+say I said, that others had put in. Anon we rose and parted, both of us
+angry, but I contented, because I knew all of them must know I was in
+the right. Then with Creed to Deptford, where I did a great deal of
+business enquiring into the business of canvas and other things with
+great content, and so walked back again, good discourse between Creed
+and I by the way, but most upon the folly of Povy, and at home found
+Luellin, and so we to dinner, and thence I to the office, where we sat
+all the afternoon late, and being up and my head mightily crowded with
+business, I took my wife by coach to see my father. I left her at his
+house and went to him to an alehouse hard by, where my cozen Scott was,
+and my father's new tenant, Langford, a tailor, to whom I have promised
+my custom, and he seems a very modest, carefull young man. Thence my
+wife coming with the coach to the alley end I home, and after supper to
+the making up my monthly accounts, and to my great content find myself
+worth above L900, the greatest sum I ever yet had. Having done my
+accounts, late to bed. My head of late mighty full of business, and
+with good content to myself in it, though sometimes it troubles me that
+nobody else but I should bend themselves to serve the King with that
+diligence, whereby much of my pains proves ineffectual.
+
+
+
+
+APRIL 1664
+
+April 1st. Up and to my office, where busy till noon, and then to the
+'Change, where I found all the merchants concerned with the presenting
+their complaints to the Committee of Parliament appointed to receive
+them this afternoon against the Dutch. So home to dinner, and thence by
+coach, setting my wife down at the New Exchange, I to White Hall; and
+coming too soon for the Tangier Committee walked to Mr. Blagrave for a
+song. I left long ago there, and here I spoke with his kinswoman, he
+not being within, but did not hear her sing, being not enough acquainted
+with her, but would be glad to have her, to come and be at my house a
+week now and then. Back to White Hall, and in the Gallery met the Duke
+of Yorke (I also saw the Queene going to the Parke, and her Mayds
+of Honour: she herself looks ill, and methinks Mrs. Stewart is grown
+fatter, and not so fair as she was); and he called me to him, and
+discoursed a good while with me; and after he was gone, twice or thrice
+staid and called me again to him, the whole length of the house: and
+at last talked of the Dutch; and I perceive do much wish that the
+Parliament will find reason to fall out with them. He gone, I by and by
+found that the Committee of Tangier met at the Duke of Albemarle's, and
+so I have lost my labour. So with Creed to the 'Change, and there took
+up my wife and left him, and we two home, and I to walk in the garden
+with W. Howe, whom we took up, he having been to see us, he tells me
+how Creed has been questioned before the Council about a letter that
+has been met with, wherein he is mentioned by some fanatiques as a
+serviceable friend to them, but he says he acquitted himself well in it,
+but, however, something sticks against him, he says, with my Lord, at
+which I am not very sorry, for I believe he is a false fellow. I walked
+with him to Paul's, he telling me how my Lord is little at home, minds
+his carding and little else, takes little notice of any body; but that
+he do not think he is displeased, as I fear, with me, but is strange to
+all, which makes me the less troubled. So walked back home, and late at
+the office. So home and to bed. This day Mrs. Turner did lend me, as
+a rarity, a manuscript of one Mr. Wells, writ long ago, teaching the
+method of building a ship, which pleases me mightily. I was at it
+to-night, but durst not stay long at it, I being come to have a great
+pain and water in my eyes after candle-light.
+
+2nd. Up and to my office, and afterwards sat, where great contest with
+Sir W. Batten and Mr. Wood, and that doating fool Sir J. Minnes, that
+says whatever Sir W. Batten says, though never minding whether to the
+King's profit or not. At noon to the Coffee-house, where excellent
+discourse with Sir W. Petty, who proposed it as a thing that is truly
+questionable, whether there really be any difference between waking
+and dreaming, that it is hard not only to tell how we know when we do
+a thing really or in a dream, but also to know what the difference [is]
+between one and the other. Thence to the 'Change, but having at this
+discourse long afterwards with Sir Thomas Chamberlin, who tells me
+what I heard from others, that the complaints of most Companies were
+yesterday presented to the Committee of Parliament against the Dutch,
+excepting that of the East India, which he tells me was because they
+would not be said to be the first and only cause of a warr with Holland,
+and that it is very probable, as well as most necessary, that we fall
+out with that people. I went to the 'Change, and there found most people
+gone, and so home to dinner, and thence to Sir W. Warren's, and with
+him past the whole afternoon, first looking over two ships' of Captain
+Taylor's and Phin. Pett's now in building, and am resolved to learn
+something of the art, for I find it is not hard and very usefull, and
+thence to Woolwich, and after seeing Mr. Falconer, who is very ill, I
+to the yard, and there heard Mr. Pett tell me several things of Sir W.
+Batten's ill managements, and so with Sir W. Warren walked to Greenwich,
+having good discourse, and thence by water, it being now moonshine and
+9 or 10 o'clock at night, and landed at Wapping, and by him and his man
+safely brought to my door, and so he home, having spent the day with him
+very well. So home and eat something, and then to my office a while, and
+so home to prayers and to bed.
+
+3rd (Lord's day). Being weary last night lay long, and called up by W.
+Joyce. So I rose, and his business was to ask advice of me, he being
+summonsed to the House of Lords to-morrow, for endeavouring to arrest my
+Lady Peters
+
+ [Elizabeth, daughter of John Savage, second Earl Rivers, and first
+ wife to William, fourth Lord Petre, who was, in 1678, impeached by
+ the Commons of high treason, and died under confinement in the
+ Tower, January 5th, 1683, s. p.--B.]
+
+for a debt. I did give him advice, and will assist him. He staid all the
+morning, but would not dine with me. So to my office and did business.
+At noon home to dinner, and being set with my wife in the kitchen my
+father comes and sat down there and dined with us. After dinner gives me
+an account of what he had done in his business of his house and goods,
+which is almost finished, and he the next week expects to be going down
+to Brampton again, which I am glad of because I fear the children of my
+Lord that are there for fear of any discontent. He being gone I to my
+office, and there very busy setting papers in order till late at night,
+only in the afternoon my wife sent for me home, to see her new laced
+gowne, that is her gown that is new laced; and indeed it becomes her
+very nobly, and is well made. I am much pleased with it. At night to
+supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+4th. Up, and walked to my Lord Sandwich's; and there spoke with him
+about W. Joyce, who told me he would do what was fit in so tender a
+point. I can yet discern a coldness in him to admit me to any discourse
+with him. Thence to Westminster, to the Painted Chamber, and there
+met the two Joyces. Will in a very melancholy taking. After a little
+discourse I to the Lords' House before they sat; and stood within it
+a good while, while the Duke of York came to me and spoke to me a good
+while about the new ship' at Woolwich. Afterwards I spoke with my Lord
+Barkeley and my Lord Peterborough about it. And so staid without a good
+while, and saw my Lady Peters, an impudent jade, soliciting all the
+Lords on her behalf. And at last W. Joyce was called in; and by the
+consequences, and what my Lord Peterborough told me, I find that he did
+speak all he said to his disadvantage, and so was committed to the Black
+Rod: which is very hard, he doing what he did by the advice of my Lord
+Peters' own steward. But the Sergeant of the Black Rod did direct one of
+his messengers to take him in custody, and so he was peaceably conducted
+to the Swan with two Necks, in Tuttle Street, to a handsome dining-room;
+and there was most civilly used, my uncle Fenner, and his brother
+Anthony, and some other friends being with him. But who would have
+thought that the fellow that I should have sworn could have spoken
+before all the world should in this be so daunted, as not to know what
+he said, and now to cry like a child. I protest, it is very strange to
+observe. I left them providing for his stay there to-night and getting a
+petition against tomorrow, and so away to Westminster Hall, and meeting
+Mr. Coventry, he took me to his chamber, with Sir William Hickeman, a
+member of their House, and a very civill gentleman. Here we dined very
+plentifully, and thence to White Hall to the Duke's, where we all met,
+and after some discourse of the condition of the Fleete, in order to a
+Dutch warr, for that, I perceive, the Duke hath a mind it should
+come to, we away to the office, where we sat, and I took care to rise
+betimes, and so by water to Halfway House, talking all the way good
+discourse with Mr. Wayth, and there found my wife, who was gone with her
+mayd Besse to have a walk. But, Lord! how my jealous mind did make me
+suspect that she might have some appointment to meet somebody. But I
+found the poor souls coming away thence, so I took them back, and eat
+and drank, and then home, and after at the office a while, I home to
+supper and to bed. It was a sad sight, me thought, to-day to see my Lord
+Peters coming out of the House fall out with his lady (from whom he is
+parted) about this business; saying that she disgraced him. But she hath
+been a handsome woman, and is, it seems, not only a lewd woman, but very
+high-spirited.
+
+5th. Up very betimes, and walked to my cozen Anthony Joyce's, and thence
+with him to his brother Will, in Tuttle Street, where I find him pretty
+cheery over [what] he was yesterday (like a coxcomb), his wife being
+come to him, and having had his boy with him last night. Here I staid
+an hour or two and wrote over a fresh petition, that which was drawn by
+their solicitor not pleasing me, and thence to the Painted chamber, and
+by and by away by coach to my Lord Peterborough's, and there delivered
+the petition into his hand, which he promised most readily to deliver to
+the House today. Thence back, and there spoke to several Lords, and
+so did his solicitor (one that W. Joyce hath promised L5 to if he be
+released). Lord Peterborough presented a petition to the House from
+W. Joyce: and a great dispute, we hear, there was in the House for and
+against it. At last it was carried that he should be bayled till the
+House meets again after Easter, he giving bond for his appearance. This
+was not so good as we hoped, but as good as we could well expect. Anon
+comes the King and passed the Bill for repealing the Triennial Act, and
+another about Writs of Errour. I crowded in and heard the King's speech
+to them; but he speaks the worst that ever I heard man in my life worse
+than if he read it all, and he had it in writing in his hand. Thence,
+after the House was up, and I inquired what the order of the House was,
+I to W. Joyce,' with his brother, and told them all. Here was Kate come,
+and is a comely fat woman. I would not stay dinner, thinking to go home
+to dinner, and did go by water as far as the bridge, but thinking that
+they would take it kindly my being there, to be bayled for him if there
+was need, I returned, but finding them gone out to look after it, only
+Will and his wife and sister left and some friends that came to visit
+him, I to Westminster Hall, and by and by by agreement to Mrs. Lane's
+lodging, whither I sent for a lobster, and with Mr. Swayne and his wife
+eat it, and argued before them mightily for Hawly, but all would not do,
+although I made her angry by calling her old, and making her know what
+herself is. Her body was out of temper for any dalliance, and so after
+staying there 3 or 4 hours, but yet taking care to have my oath safe of
+not staying a quarter of an hour together with her, I went to W. Joyce,
+where I find the order come, and bayle (his father and brother) given;
+and he paying his fees, which come to above L2, besides L5 he is to give
+one man, and his charges of eating and drinking here, and 10s. a-day
+as many days as he stands under bayle: which, I hope, will teach him
+hereafter to hold his tongue better than he used to do. Thence with
+Anth. Joyce's wife alone home talking of Will's folly, and having set
+her down, home myself, where I find my wife dressed as if she had been
+abroad, but I think she was not, but she answering me some way that
+I did not like I pulled her by the nose, indeed to offend her, though
+afterwards to appease her I denied it, but only it was done in haste.
+The poor wretch took it mighty ill, and I believe besides wringing her
+nose she did feel pain, and so cried a great while, but by and by I made
+her friends, and so after supper to my office a while, and then home to
+bed. This day great numbers of merchants came to a Grand Committee of
+the House to bring in their claims against the Dutch. I pray God guide
+the issue to our good!
+
+6th. Up and to my office, whither by and by came John Noble, my father's
+old servant, to speake with me. I smelling the business, took him home;
+and there, all alone, he told me how he had been serviceable to my
+brother Tom, in the business of his getting his servant, an ugly jade,
+Margaret, with child. She was brought to bed in St. Sepulchre's parish
+of two children; one is dead, the other is alive; her name Elizabeth,
+and goes by the name of Taylor, daughter to John Taylor. It seems Tom
+did a great while trust one Crawly with the business, who daily got
+money of him; and at last, finding himself abused, he broke the matter
+to J. Noble, upon a vowe of secresy. Tom's first plott was to go on
+the other side the water and give a beggar woman something to take the
+child. They did once go, but did nothing, J. Noble saying that seven
+years hence the mother might come to demand the child and force him to
+produce it, or to be suspected of murder. Then I think it was that they
+consulted, and got one Cave, a poor pensioner in St. Bride's parish
+to take it, giving him L5, he thereby promising to keepe it for ever
+without more charge to them. The parish hereupon indite the man Cave
+for bringing this child upon the parish, and by Sir Richard Browne he
+is sent to the Counter. Cave thence writes to Tom to get him out. Tom
+answers him in a letter of his owne hand, which J. Noble shewed me, but
+not signed by him, wherein he speaks of freeing him and getting security
+for him, but nothing as to the business of the child, or anything like
+it: so that forasmuch as I could guess, there is nothing therein to my
+brother's prejudice as to the main point, and therefore I did not labour
+to tear or take away the paper. Cave being released, demands L5 more to
+secure my brother for ever against the child; and he was forced to give
+it him and took bond of Cave in L100, made at a scrivener's, one Hudson,
+I think, in the Old Bayly, to secure John Taylor, and his assigns, &c.
+(in consideration of L10 paid him), from all trouble, or charge of meat,
+drink, clothes, and breeding of Elizabeth Taylor; and it seems, in
+the doing of it, J. Noble was looked upon as the assignee of this John
+Taylor. Noble says that he furnished Tom with this money, and is also
+bound by another bond to pay him 20s. more this next Easter Monday; but
+nothing for either sum appears under Tom's hand. I told him how I
+am like to lose a great sum by his death, and would not pay any more
+myself, but I would speake to my father about it against the afternoon.
+So away he went, and I all the morning in my office busy, and at noon
+home to dinner mightily oppressed with wind, and after dinner took coach
+and to Paternoster Row, and there bought a pretty silke for a petticoate
+for my wife, and thence set her down at the New Exchange, and I leaving
+the coat at Unthanke's, went to White Hall, but the Councell meeting
+at Worcester House I went thither, and there delivered to the Duke of
+Albemarle a paper touching some Tangier business, and thence to the
+'Change for my wife, and walked to my father's, who was packing up some
+things for the country. I took him up and told him this business of Tom,
+at which the poor wretch was much troubled, and desired me that I would
+speak with J. Noble, and do what I could and thought fit in it without
+concerning him in it. So I went to Noble, and saw the bond that Cave did
+give and also Tom's letter that I mentioned above, and upon the whole I
+think some shame may come, but that it will be hard from any thing I see
+there to prove the child to be his. Thence to my father and told what I
+had done, and how I had quieted Noble by telling him that, though we are
+resolved to part with no more money out of our own purses, yet if he can
+make it appear a true debt that it may be justifiable for us to pay it,
+we will do our part to get it paid, and said that I would have it paid
+before my own debt. So my father and I both a little satisfied, though
+vexed to think what a rogue my brother was in all respects. I took my
+wife by coach home, and to my office, where late with Sir W. Warren, and
+so home to supper and to bed. I heard to-day that the Dutch have begun
+with us by granting letters of marke against us; but I believe it not.
+
+7th. Up and to my office, where busy, and by and by comes Sir W. Warren
+and old Mr. Bond in order to the resolving me some questions about masts
+and their proportions, but he could say little to me to my satisfaction,
+and so I held him not long but parted. So to my office busy till noon
+and then to the 'Change, where high talke of the Dutch's protest against
+our Royall Company in Guinny, and their granting letters of marke
+against us there, and every body expects a warr, but I hope it will not
+yet be so, nor that this is true. Thence to dinner, where my wife got
+me a pleasant French fricassee of veal for dinner, and thence to
+the office, where vexed to see how Sir W. Batten ordered things this
+afternoon (vide my office book, for about this time I have begun, my
+notions and informations encreasing now greatly every day, to enter all
+occurrences extraordinary in my office in a book by themselves), and so
+in the evening after long discourse and eased my mind by discourse with
+Sir W. Warren, I to my business late, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+8th. Up betimes and to the office, and anon, it begunn to be fair after
+a great shower this morning, Sir W. Batten and I by water (calling his
+son Castle by the way, between whom and I no notice at all of his letter
+the other day to me) to Deptford, and after a turn in the yard, I went
+with him to the Almes'-house to see the new building which he, with
+some ambition, is building of there, during his being Master of Trinity
+House; and a good worke it is, but to see how simply he answered
+somebody concerning setting up the arms of the corporation upon the
+door, that and any thing else he did not deny it, but said he would
+leave that to the master that comes after him. There I left him and to
+the King's yard again, and there made good inquiry into the business of
+the poop lanterns, wherein I found occasion to correct myself mightily
+for what I have done in the contract with the platerer, and am resolved,
+though I know not how, to make them to alter it, though they signed it
+last night, and so I took Stanes
+
+ [Among the State Papers is a petition of Thomas Staine to the Navy
+ Commissioners "for employment as plateworker in one or two
+ dockyards. Has incurred ill-will by discovering abuses in the great
+ rates given by the king for several things in the said trade. Begs
+ the appointment, whereby it will be seen who does the work best and
+ cheapest, otherwise he and all others will be discouraged from
+ discovering abuses in future, with order thereon for a share of the
+ work to be given to him" ("Calendar," Domestic, 1663-64, p. 395)]
+
+home with me by boat and discoursed it, and he will come to reason when
+I can make him to understand it. No sooner landed but it fell a mighty
+storm of rain and hail, so I put into a cane shop and bought one to walk
+with, cost me 4s. 6d., all of one joint. So home to dinner, and had an
+excellent Good Friday dinner of peas porridge and apple pye. So to the
+office all the afternoon preparing a new book for my contracts, and this
+afternoon come home the office globes done to my great content. In the
+evening a little to visit Sir W. Pen, who hath a feeling this day or two
+of his old pain. Then to walk in the garden with my wife, and so to my
+office a while, and then home to the only Lenten supper I have had of
+wiggs--[Buns or teacakes.]--and ale, and so to bed. This morning betimes
+came to my office to me boatswain Smith of Woolwich, telling me a
+notable piece of knavery of the officers of the yard and Mr. Gold in
+behalf of a contract made for some old ropes by Mr. Wood, and I believe
+I shall find Sir W. Batten of the plot (vide my office daybook).
+
+ [These note-books referred to in the Diary are not known to exist
+ now.]
+
+9th. The last night, whether it was from cold I got to-day upon the
+water I know not, or whether it was from my mind being over concerned
+with Stanes's business of the platery of the navy, for my minds was
+mighty troubled with the business all night long, I did wake about one
+o'clock in the morning, a thing I most rarely do, and pissed a little
+with great pain, continued sleepy, but in a high fever all night, fiery
+hot, and in some pain. Towards morning I slept a little and waking
+found myself better, but.... with some pain, and rose I confess with my
+clothes sweating, and it was somewhat cold too, which I believe might do
+me more hurt, for I continued cold and apt to shake all the morning, but
+that some trouble with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten kept me warm. At
+noon home to dinner upon tripes, and so though not well abroad with my
+wife by coach to her Tailor's and the New Exchange, and thence to my
+father's and spoke one word with him, and thence home, where I found
+myself sick in my stomach and vomited, which I do not use to do. Then
+I drank a glass or two of Hypocras, and to the office to dispatch
+some business, necessary, and so home and to bed, and by the help of
+Mithrydate slept very well.
+
+10th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up and my wife dressed
+herself, it being Easter day, but I not being so well as to go out, she,
+though much against her will, staid at home with me; for she had put
+on her new best gowns, which indeed is very fine now with the lace; and
+this morning her taylor brought home her other new laced silks gowns
+with a smaller lace, and new petticoats, I bought the other day both
+very pretty. We spent the day in pleasant talks and company one with
+another, reading in Dr. Fuller's book what he says of the family of the
+Cliffords and Kingsmills, and at night being myself better than I was
+by taking a glyster, which did carry away a great deal of wind, I after
+supper at night went to bed and slept well.
+
+11th. Lay long talking with my wife, then up and to my chamber preparing
+papers against my father comes to lie here for discourse about country
+business. Dined well with my wife at home, being myself not yet thorough
+well, making water with some pain, but better than I was, and all my
+fear of an ague gone away. In the afternoon my father came to see us,
+and he gone I up to my morning's work again, and so in the evening a
+little to the office and to see Sir W. Batten, who is ill again, and so
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+12th. Up, and after my wife had dressed herself very fine in her new
+laced gown, and very handsome indeed, W. Howe also coming to see us, I
+carried her by coach to my uncle Wight's and set her down there, and W.
+Howe and I to the Coffee-house, where we sat talking about getting of
+him some place under my Lord of advantage if he should go to sea, and I
+would be glad to get him secretary and to out Creed if I can, for he
+is a crafty and false rogue. Thence a little to the 'Change, and thence
+took him to my uncle Wight's, where dined my father, poor melancholy
+man, that used to be as full of life as anybody, and also my aunt's
+brother, Mr. Sutton, a merchant in Flanders, a very sober, fine man, and
+Mr. Cole and his lady; but, Lord! how I used to adore that man's talke,
+and now methinks he is but an ordinary man, his son a pretty boy indeed,
+but his nose unhappily awry. Other good company and an indifferent,
+and but indifferent dinner for so much company, and after dinner got
+a coach, very dear, it being Easter time and very foul weather, to my
+Lord's, and there visited my Lady, and leaving my wife there I and W.
+Howe to Mr. Pagett's, and there heard some musique not very good, but
+only one Dr. Walgrave, an Englishman bred at Rome, who plays the best
+upon the lute that I ever heard man. Here I also met Mr. Hill
+
+ [Thomas Hill, a man whose taste for music caused him to be a very
+ acceptable companion to Pepys. In January, 1664-65, he became
+ assistant to the secretary of the Prize Office.]
+
+the little merchant, and after all was done we sung. I did well enough a
+Psalm or two of Lawes; he I perceive has good skill and sings well, and
+a friend of his sings a good base. Thence late walked with them two as
+far as my Lord's, thinking to take up my wife and carry them home,
+but there being no coach to be got away they went, and I staid a great
+while, it being very late, about 10 o'clock, before a coach could be
+got. I found my Lord and ladies and my wife at supper. My Lord seems
+very kind. But I am apt to think still the worst, and that it is only in
+show, my wife and Lady being there. So home, and find my father come to
+lie at our house; and so supped, and saw him, poor man, to bed, my heart
+never being fuller of love to him, nor admiration of his prudence and
+pains heretofore in the world than now, to see how Tom hath carried
+himself in his trade; and how the poor man hath his thoughts going to
+provide for his younger children and my mother. But I hope they shall
+never want. So myself and wife to bed.
+
+13th. Though late, past 12, before we went to bed, yet I heard my poor
+father up, and so I rang up my people, and I rose and got something to
+eat and drink for him, and so abroad, it being a mighty foul day, by
+coach, setting my father down in Fleet Streete and I to St. James's,
+where I found Mr. Coventry (the Duke being now come thither for the
+summer) with a goldsmith, sorting out his old plate to change for new;
+but, Lord! what a deale he hath! I staid and had two or three hours
+discourse with him, talking about the disorders of our office, and I
+largely to tell him how things are carried by Sir W. Batten and Sir J.
+Minnes to my great grief. He seems much concerned also, and for all the
+King's matters that are done after the same rate every where else, and
+even the Duke's household matters too, generally with corruption, but
+most indeed with neglect and indifferency. I spoke very loud and clear
+to him my thoughts of Sir J. Minnes and the other, and trust him with
+the using of them. Then to talk of our business with the Dutch; he tells
+me fully that he believes it will not come to a warr; for first, he
+showed me a letter from Sir George Downing, his own hand, where he
+assures him that the Dutch themselves do not desire, but above all
+things fear it, and that they neither have given letters of marke
+against our shipps in Guinny, nor do De Ruyter
+
+ [Michael De Ruyter, the Dutch admiral, was born 1607. He served
+ under Tromp in the war against England in 1653, and was Lieutenant
+ Admiral General of Holland in 1665. He died April 26th, 1676, of
+ wounds received in a battle with the French off Syracuse. Among the
+ State Papers is a news letter (dated July 14th, 1664) containing
+ information as to the views of the Dutch respecting a war with
+ England. "They are preparing many ships, and raising 6,000 men, and
+ have no doubt of conquering by sea." "A wise man says the States
+ know how to master England by sending moneys into Scotland for them
+ to rebel, and also to the discontented in England, so as to place
+ the King in the same straits as his father was, and bring him to
+ agree with Holland" ("Calendar," 1663-64, p. 642).]
+
+stay at home with his fleet with an eye to any such thing, but for want
+of a wind, and is now come out and is going to the Streights. He tells
+me also that the most he expects is that upon the merchants' complaints,
+the Parliament will represent them to the King, desiring his securing of
+his subjects against them, and though perhaps they may not directly
+see fit, yet even this will be enough to let the Dutch know that the
+Parliament do not oppose the King, and by that means take away their
+hopes, which was that the King of England could not get money or do
+anything towards a warr with them, and so thought themselves free from
+making any restitution, which by this they will be deceived in. He
+tells me also that the Dutch states are in no good condition themselves,
+differing one with another, and that for certain none but the states of
+Holland and Zealand will contribute towards a warr, the others reckoning
+themselves, being inland, not concerned in the profits of warr or peace.
+But it is pretty to see what he says, that those here that are forward
+for a warr at Court, they are reported in the world to be only designers
+of getting money into the King's hands, they that elsewhere are for
+it have a design to trouble the kingdom and to give the Fanatiques an
+opportunity of doing hurt, and lastly those that are against it (as
+he himself for one is very cold therein) are said to be bribed by the
+Dutch. After all this discourse he carried me in his coach, it raining
+still, to, Charing Cross, and there put me into another, and I calling
+my father and brother carried them to my house to dinner, my wife
+keeping bed all day..... All the afternoon at the office with W. Boddam
+looking over his particulars about the Chest of Chatham, which shows
+enough what a knave Commissioner Pett hath been all along, and how Sir
+W. Batten hath gone on in getting good allowance to himself and others
+out of the poors' money. Time will show all. So in the evening to see
+Sir W. Pen, and then home to my father to keep him company, he being to
+go out of town, and up late with him and my brother John till past 12
+at night to make up papers of Tom's accounts fit to leave with my cozen
+Scott. At last we did make an end of them, and so after supper all to
+bed.
+
+14th. Up betimes, and after my father's eating something, I walked out
+with him as far as Milk Streete, he turning down to Cripplegate to take
+coach; and at the end of the streete I took leave, being much afeard I
+shall not see him here any more, he do decay so much every day, and so
+I walked on, there being never a coach to be had till I came to Charing
+Cross, and there Col. Froud took me up and carried me to St. James's,
+where with Mr. Coventry and Povy, &c., about my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, but, Lord! to see still what a puppy that Povy is with all his
+show is very strange. Thence to Whitehall and W. C[oventry] and I and
+Sir W. Rider resolved upon a day to meet and make an end of all the
+business. Thence walked with Creed to the Coffee-house in Covent Garden,
+where no company, but he told me many fine experiments at Gresham
+College; and some demonstration that the heat and cold of the weather
+do rarify and condense the very body of glasse, as in a bolt head' with
+cold water in it put into hot water, shall first by rarifying the glasse
+make the water sink, and then when the heat comes to the water makes
+that rise again, and then put into cold water makes the water by
+condensing the glass to rise, and then when the cold comes to the water
+makes it sink, which is very pretty and true, he saw it tried. Thence by
+coach home, and dined above with my wife by her bedside, she keeping her
+bed..... So to the office, where a great conflict with Wood and Castle
+about their New England masts? So in the evening my mind a little vexed,
+but yet without reason, for I shall prevail, I hope, for the King's
+profit, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+15th. Up and all the morning with Captain Taylor at my house talking
+about things of the Navy, and among other things I showed him my letters
+to Mr. Coventry, wherein he acknowledges that nobody to this day
+did ever understand so much as I have done, and I believe him, for I
+perceive he did very much listen to every article as things new to him,
+and is contented to abide by my opinion therein in his great contest
+with us about his and Mr. Wood's masts. At noon to the 'Change, where I
+met with Mr. Hill, the little merchant, with whom, I perceive, I
+shall contract a musical acquaintance; but I will make it as little
+troublesome as I can. Home and dined, and then with my wife by coach
+to the Duke's house, and there saw "The German Princess" acted, by the
+woman herself; but never was any thing so well done in earnest, worse
+performed in jest upon the stage; and indeed the whole play, abating the
+drollery of him that acts her husband, is very simple, unless here and
+there a witty sprinkle or two. We met and sat by Dr. Clerke. Thence
+homewards, calling at Madam Turner's, and thence set my wife down at
+my aunt Wight's and I to my office till late, and then at to at night
+fetched her home, and so again to my office a little, and then to supper
+and to bed.
+
+16th. Up and to the office, where all the morning upon the dispute of
+Mr. Wood's masts, and at noon with Mr. Coventry to the African House;
+and after a good and pleasant dinner, up with him, Sir W. Rider, the
+simple Povy, of all the most ridiculous foole that ever I knew to
+attend to business, and Creed and Vernatty, about my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts; but the more we look into them, the more we see of them that
+makes dispute, which made us break off, and so I home, and there found
+my wife and Besse gone over the water to Half-way house, and after them,
+thinking to have gone to Woolwich, but it was too late, so eat a cake
+and home, and thence by coach to have spoke with Tom Trice about a
+letter I met with this afternoon from my cozen Scott, wherein he seems
+to deny proceeding as my father's attorney in administering for him
+in my brother Tom's estate, but I find him gone out of town, and so
+returned vexed home and to the office, where late writing a letter to
+him, and so home and to bed.
+
+17th (Lord's day). Up, and I put on my best cloth black suit and my
+velvet cloake, and with my wife in her best laced suit to church, where
+we have not been these nine or ten weeks. The truth is, my jealousy hath
+hindered it, for fear she should see Pembleton. He was here to-day, but
+I think sat so as he could not see her, which did please me, God help
+me! mightily, though I know well enough that in reason this is nothing
+but my ridiculous folly. Home to dinner, and in the afternoon, after
+long consulting whether to go to Woolwich or no to see Mr. Falconer, but
+indeed to prevent my wife going to church, I did however go to church
+with her, where a young simple fellow did preach: I slept soundly all
+the sermon, and thence to Sir W. Pen's, my wife and I, there she talking
+with him and his daughter, and thence with my wife walked to my uncle
+Wight's and there supped, where very merry, but I vexed to see what
+charges the vanity of my aunt puts her husband to among her friends and
+nothing at all among ours. Home and to bed. Our parson, Mr. Mills, his
+owne mistake in reading of the service was very remarkable, that instead
+of saying, "We beseech thee to preserve to our use the kindly fruits
+of the earth," he cries, "Preserve to our use our gracious Queen
+Katherine."
+
+18th. Up and by coach to Westminster, and there solicited W. Joyce's
+business again; and did speake to the Duke of Yorke about it, who did
+understand it very well. I afterwards did without the House fall in
+company with my Lady Peters, and endeavoured to mollify her; but she
+told me she would not, to redeem her from hell, do any thing to release
+him; but would be revenged while she lived, if she lived the age of
+Methusalem. I made many friends, and so did others. At last it was
+ordered by the Lords that it should be referred to the Committee of
+Privileges to consider. So I, after discoursing with the Joyces, away by
+coach to the 'Change; and there, among other things, do hear that a Jew
+hath put in a policy of four per cent. to any man, to insure him against
+a Dutch warr for four months; I could find in my heart to take him at
+this offer, but however will advise first, and to that end took coach
+to St. James's, but Mr. Coventry was gone forth, and I thence to
+Westminster Hall, where Mrs. Lane was gone forth, and so I missed of
+my intent to be with her this afternoon, and therefore meeting Mr.
+Blagrave, went home with him, and there he and his kinswoman sang, but
+I was not pleased with it, they singing methought very ill, or else I
+am grown worse to please than heretofore. Thence to the Hall again, and
+after meeting with several persons, and talking there, I to Mrs. Hunt's
+(where I knew my wife and my aunt Wight were about business), and they
+being gone to walk in the parke I went after them with Mrs. Hunt, who
+staid at home for me, and finding them did by coach, which I had agreed
+to wait for me, go with them all and Mrs. Hunt and a kinswoman of
+theirs, Mrs. Steward, to Hide Parke, where I have not been since last
+year; where I saw the King with his periwigg, but not altered at all;
+and my Lady Castlemayne in a coach by herself, in yellow satin and a
+pinner on; and many brave persons. And myself being in a hackney and
+full of people, was ashamed to be seen by the world, many of them
+knowing me. Thence in the evening home, setting my aunt at home, and
+thence we sent for a joynt of meat to supper, and thence to the office
+at 11 o'clock at night, and so home to bed.
+
+19th. Up and to St. James's, where long with Mr. Coventry, Povy, &c., in
+their Tangier accounts, but such the folly of that coxcomb Povy that we
+could do little in it, and so parted for the time, and I to walk with
+Creed and Vernaty in the Physique Garden in St. James's Parke; where I
+first saw orange-trees, and other fine trees. So to Westminster Hall,
+and thence by water to the Temple, and so walked to the 'Change, and
+there find the 'Change full of news from Guinny, some say the Dutch have
+sunk our ships and taken our fort, and others say we have done the same
+to them. But I find by our merchants that something is done, but is yet
+a secret among them. So home to dinner, and then to the office, and
+at night with Captain Tayler consulting how to get a little money by
+letting him the Elias to fetch masts from New England. So home to supper
+and to bed.
+
+20th. Up and by coach to Westminster, and there solicited W. Joyce's
+business all the morning, and meeting in the Hall with Mr. Coventry, he
+told me how the Committee for Trade have received now all the complaints
+of the merchants against the Dutch, and were resolved to report very
+highly the wrongs they have done us (when, God knows! it is only our
+owne negligence and laziness that hath done us the wrong) and this to be
+made to the House to-morrow. I went also out of the Hall with Mrs. Lane
+to the Swan at Mrs. Herbert's in the Palace Yard to try a couple of
+bands, and did (though I had a mind to be playing the fool with her)
+purposely stay but a little while, and kept the door open, and called
+the master and mistress of the house one after another to drink and talk
+with me, and showed them both my old and new bands. So that as I did
+nothing so they are able to bear witness that I had no opportunity there
+to do anything. Thence by coach with Sir W. Pen home, calling at the
+Temple for Lawes's Psalms, which I did not so much (by being against my
+oath) buy as only lay down money till others be bound better for me, and
+by that time I hope to get money of the Treasurer of the Navy by bills,
+which, according to my oath, shall make me able to do it. At home dined,
+and all the afternoon at a Committee of the Chest, and at night comes
+my aunt and uncle Wight and Nan Ferrers and supped merrily with me,
+my uncle coming in an hour after them almost foxed. Great pleasure by
+discourse with them, and so, they gone, late to bed.
+
+21st. Up pretty betimes and to my office, and thither came by and by Mr.
+Vernaty and staid two hours with me, but Mr. Gauden did not come, and so
+he went away to meet again anon. Then comes Mr. Creed, and, after some
+discourse, he and I and my wife by coach to Westminster (leaving her at
+Unthanke's, her tailor's) Hall, and there at the Lords' House heard that
+it is ordered, that, upon submission upon the knee both to the House and
+my Lady Peters, W. Joyce shall be released. I forthwith made him submit,
+and aske pardon upon his knees; which he did before several Lords. But
+my Lady would not hear it; but swore she would post the Lords, that the
+world might know what pitifull Lords the King hath; and that revenge was
+sweeter to her than milk; and that she would never be satisfied unless
+he stood in a pillory, and demand pardon there. But I perceive the Lords
+are ashamed of her, and so I away calling with my wife at a place or two
+to inquire after a couple of mayds recommended to us, but we found
+both of them bad. So set my wife at my uncle Wight's and I home, and
+presently to the 'Change, where I did some business, and thence to my
+uncle's and there dined very well, and so to the office, we sat all the
+afternoon, but no sooner sat but news comes my Lady Sandwich was come to
+see us, so I went out, and running up (her friend however before me) I
+perceive by my dear Lady blushing that in my dining-room she was doing
+something upon the pott, which I also was ashamed of, and so fell to
+some discourse, but without pleasure through very pity to my Lady. She
+tells me, and I find true since, that the House this day have voted that
+the King be desired to demand right for the wrong done us by the Dutch,
+and that they will stand by him with their lives fortunes: which is a
+very high vote, and more than I expected. What the issue will be, God
+knows! My Lady, my wife not being at home, did not stay, but, poor, good
+woman, went away, I being mightily taken with her dear visitt, and so to
+the office, where all the afternoon till late, and so to my office, and
+then to supper and to bed, thinking to rise betimes tomorrow.
+
+22nd. Having directed it last night, I was called up this morning before
+four o'clock. It was full light enough to dress myself, and so by water
+against tide, it being a little coole, to Greenwich; and thence, only
+that it was somewhat foggy till the sun got to some height, walked with
+great pleasure to Woolwich, in my way staying several times to listen
+to the nightingales. I did much business both at the Ropeyarde and the
+other, and on floate I discovered a plain cheat which in time I shall
+publish of Mr. Ackworth's. Thence, having visited Mr. Falconer also,
+who lies still sick, but hopes to be better, I walked to Greenwich, Mr.
+Deane with me. Much good discourse, and I think him a very just man,
+only a little conceited, but yet very able in his way, and so he by
+water also with me also to towne. I home, and immediately dressing
+myself, by coach with my wife to my Lord Sandwich's, but they having
+dined we would not 'light but went to Mrs. Turner's, and there got
+something to eat, and thence after reading part of a good play, Mrs.
+The., my wife and I, in their coach to Hide Parke, where great plenty of
+gallants, and pleasant it was, only for the dust. Here I saw Mrs. Bendy,
+my Lady Spillman's faire daughter that was, who continues yet very
+handsome. Many others I saw with great content, and so back again to
+Mrs. Turner's, and then took a coach and home. I did also carry them
+into St. James's Park and shewed them the garden. To my office awhile
+while supper was making ready, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+23rd (Coronation day). Up, and after doing something at my office, and,
+it being a holiday, no sitting likely to be, I down by water to Sir
+W. Warren's, who hath been ill, and there talked long with him good
+discourse, especially about Sir W. Batten's knavery and his son Castle's
+ill language of me behind my back, saying that I favour my fellow
+traytours, but I shall be even with him. So home and to the 'Change,
+where I met with Mr. Coventry, who himself is now full of talke of a
+Dutch warr; for it seems the Lords have concurred in the Commons'
+vote about it; and so the next week it will be presented to the King,
+insomuch that he do desire we would look about to see what stores we
+lack, and buy what we can. Home to dinner, where I and my wife much
+troubled about my money that is in my Lord Sandwich's hand, for fear of
+his going to sea and be killed; but I will get what of it out I can.
+All the afternoon, not being well, at my office, and there doing much
+business, my thoughts still running upon a warr and my money. At night
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+24th (Lord's day). Up, and all the morning in my chamber setting some
+of my private papers in order, for I perceive that now publique business
+takes up so much of my time that I must get time a-Sundays or a-nights
+to look after my owne matters. Dined and spent all the afternoon talking
+with my wife, at night a little to the office, and so home to supper and
+to bed.
+
+25th. Up, and with Sir W. Pen by coach to St. James's and there up to
+the Duke, and after he was ready to his closet, where most of our talke
+about a Dutch warr, and discoursing of things indeed now for it. The
+Duke, which gives me great good hopes, do talk of setting up a good
+discipline in the fleete. In the Duke's chamber there is a bird, given
+him by Mr. Pierce, the surgeon, comes from the East Indys, black the
+greatest part, with the finest collar of white about the neck; but talks
+many things and neyes like the horse, and other things, the best almost
+that ever I heard bird in my life. Thence down with Mr. Coventry and Sir
+W. Rider, who was there (going along with us from the East Indya house
+to-day) to discourse of my Lord Peterborough's accounts, and then walked
+over the Parke, and in Mr. Cutler's coach with him and Rider as far
+as the Strand, and thence I walked to my Lord Sandwich's, where by
+agreement I met my wife, and there dined with the young ladies; my Lady,
+being not well, kept her chamber. Much simple discourse at table among
+the young ladies. After dinner walked in the garden, talking, with Mr.
+Moore about my Lord's business. He told me my Lord runs in debt every
+day more and more, and takes little care how to come out of it. He
+counted to me how my Lord pays use now for above L9000, which is a sad
+thing, especially considering the probability of his going to sea, in
+great danger of his life, and his children, many of them, to provide
+for. Thence, the young ladies going out to visit, I took my wife by
+coach out through the city, discoursing how to spend the afternoon; and
+conquered, with much ado, a desire of going to a play; but took her out
+at White Chapel, and to Bednal Green; so to Hackney, where I have
+not been many a year, since a little child I boarded there. Thence to
+Kingsland, by my nurse's house, Goody Lawrence, where my brother Tom and
+I was kept when young. Then to Newington Green, and saw the outside of
+Mrs. Herbert's house, where she lived, and my Aunt Ellen with her;
+but, Lord! how in every point I find myself to over-value things when
+a child. Thence to Islington, and so to St. John's to the Red Bull,
+and there: saw the latter part of a rude prize fought, but with good
+pleasure enough; and thence back to Islington, and at the King's Head,
+where Pitts lived, we 'light and eat and drunk for remembrance of the
+old house sake, and so through Kingsland again, and so to Bishopsgate,
+and so home with great pleasure. The country mighty pleasant, and we
+with great content home, and after supper to bed, only a little troubled
+at the young ladies leaving my wife so to-day, and from some passages
+fearing my Lady might be offended. But I hope the best.
+
+26th. Up, and to my Lord Sandwich's, and coming a little too early, I
+went and saw W. Joyce, and by and by comes in Anthony, they both owning
+a great deal of kindness received from me in their late business, and
+indeed I did what I could, and yet less I could not do. It has cost the
+poor man above L40; besides, he is likely to lose his debt. Thence to my
+Lord's, and by and by he comes down, and with him (Creed with us) I rode
+in his coach to St. James's, talking about W. Joyce's business mighty
+merry, and my Lady Peters, he says, is a drunken jade, he himself having
+seen her drunk in the lobby of their House. I went up with him to the
+Duke, where methought the Duke did not shew him any so great fondness as
+he was wont; and methought my Lord was not pleased that I should see the
+Duke made no more of him, not that I know any thing of any unkindnesse,
+but I think verily he is not as he was with him in his esteem. By and
+by the Duke went out and we with him through the Parke, and there I left
+him going into White Hall, and Creed and I walked round the Parke,
+a pleasant walk, observing the birds, which is very pleasant; and so
+walked to the New Exchange, and there had a most delicate dish of curds
+and creame, and discourse with the good woman of the house, a discreet
+well-bred woman, and a place with great delight I shall make it now and
+then to go thither. Thence up, and after a turn or two in the 'Change,
+home to the Old Exchange by coach, where great newes and true, I saw by
+written letters, of strange fires seen at Amsterdam in the ayre, and not
+only there, but in other places thereabout. The talke of a Dutch warr
+is not so hot, but yet I fear it will come to it at last. So home and
+to the office, where we sat late. My wife gone this afternoon to
+the buriall of my she-cozen Scott, a good woman; and it is a sad
+consideration how the Pepys's decay, and nobody almost that I know in a
+present way of encreasing them. At night late at my office, and so home
+to my wife to supper and to bed.
+
+27th. Up, and all the morning very busy with multitude of clients, till
+my head began to be overloaded. Towards noon I took coach and to the
+Parliament house door, and there staid the rising of the House, and with
+Sir G. Carteret and Mr. Coventry discoursed of some tarr that I have
+been endeavouring to buy, for the market begins apace to rise upon us,
+and I would be glad first to serve the King well, and next if I could I
+find myself now begin to cast how to get a penny myself. Home by coach
+with Alderman Backewell in his coach, whose opinion is that the Dutch
+will not give over the business without putting us to some trouble to
+set out a fleete; and then, if they see we go on well, will seek to
+salve up the matter. Upon the 'Change busy. Thence home to dinner, and
+thence to the office till my head was ready to burst with business, and
+so with my wife by coach, I sent her to my Lady Sandwich and myself to
+my cozen Roger Pepys's chamber, and there he did advise me about our
+Exchequer business, and also about my brother John, he is put by my
+father upon interceding for him, but I will not yet seem the least to
+pardon him nor can I in my heart. However, he and I did talk how to get
+him a mandamus for a fellowship, which I will endeavour. Thence to my
+Lady's, and in my way met Mr. Sanchy, of Cambridge, whom I have not met
+a great while. He seems a simple fellow, and tells me their master, Dr.
+Rainbow, is newly made Bishop of Carlisle. To my Lady's, and she not
+being well did not see her, but straight home with my wife, and late to
+my office, concluding in the business of Wood's masts, which I have
+now done and I believe taken more pains in it than ever any Principall
+officer in this world ever did in any thing to no profit to this day.
+So, weary, sleepy, and hungry, home and to bed. This day the Houses
+attended the King, and delivered their votes to him: upon the business
+of the Dutch; and he thanks them, and promises an answer in writing.
+
+28th. Up and close at my office all the morning. To the 'Change busy
+at noon, and so home to dinner, and then in the afternoon at the office
+till night, and so late home quite tired with business, and without joy
+in myself otherwise than that I am by God's grace enabled to go through
+it and one day, hope to have benefit by it. So home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+29th. Up betimes, and with Sir W. Rider and Cutler to White Hall. Rider
+and I to St. James's, and there with Mr. Coventry did proceed strictly
+upon some fooleries of Mr. Povy's in my Lord Peterborough's accounts,
+which will touch him home, and I am glad of it, for he is the most
+troublesome impertinent man that ever I met with. Thence to the 'Change,
+and there, after some business, home to dinner, where Luellin and Mount
+came to me and dined, and after dinner my wife and I by coach to see my
+Lady Sandwich, where we find all the children and my Lord removed, and
+the house so melancholy that I thought my Lady had been dead, knowing
+that she was not well; but it seems she hath the meazles, and I fear the
+small pox, poor lady. It grieves me mightily; for it will be a sad
+houre to the family should she miscarry. Thence straight home and to the
+office, and in the evening comes Mr. Hill the merchant and another with
+him that sings well, and we sung some things, and good musique it seemed
+to me, only my mind too full of business to have much pleasure in it.
+But I will have more of it. They gone, and I having paid Mr. Moxon for
+the work he has done for the office upon the King's globes, I to my
+office, where very late busy upon Captain Tayler's bills for his masts,
+which I think will never off my hand. Home to supper and to bed.
+
+30th. Up and all the morning at the office. At noon to the 'Change,
+where, after business done, Sir W. Rider and Cutler took me to the Old
+James and there did give me a good dish of mackerell, the first I have
+seen this year, very good, and good discourse. After dinner we fell to
+business about their contract for tarr, in which and in another business
+of Sir W. Rider's, canvas, wherein I got him to contract with me, I held
+them to some terms against their wills, to the King's advantage, which I
+believe they will take notice of to my credit. Thence home, and by water
+by a gally down to Woolwich, and there a good while with Mr. Pett upon
+the new ship discoursing and learning of him. Thence with Mr. Deane
+to see Mr. Falconer, and there find him in a way to be well. So to the
+water (after much discourse with great content with Mr. Deane) and home
+late, and so to the office, wrote to, my father among other things my
+continued displeasure against my brother John, so that I will give him
+nothing more out of my own purse, which will trouble the poor man, but
+however it is fit that I should take notice of my brother's ill carriage
+to me. Then home and till 12 at night about my month's accounts, wherein
+I have just kept within compass, this having been a spending month. So
+my people being all abed I put myself to bed very sleepy. All the newes
+now is what will become of the Dutch business, whether warr or peace.
+We all seem to desire it, as thinking ourselves to have advantages at
+present over them; for my part I dread it. The Parliament promises to
+assist the King with lives and fortunes, and he receives it with thanks
+and promises to demand satisfaction of the Dutch. My poor Lady Sandwich
+is fallen sick three days since of the meazles. My Lord Digby's business
+is hushed up, and nothing made of it; he is gone, and the discourse
+quite ended. Never more quiet in my family all the days of my life than
+now, there being only my wife and I and Besse and the little girl Susan,
+the best wenches to our content that we can ever expect.
+
+
+
+
+MAY 1664
+
+May 1st (Lord's day). Lay long in bed. Went not to church, but staid at
+home to examine my last night's accounts, which I find right, and that
+I am L908 creditor in the world, the same I was last month. Dined, and
+after dinner down by water with my wife and Besse with great pleasure
+as low as Greenwich and so back, playing as it were leisurely upon the
+water to Deptford, where I landed and sent my wife up higher to land
+below Half-way house. I to the King's yard and there spoke about several
+businesses with the officers, and so with Mr. Wayth consulting about
+canvas, to Half-way house where my wife was, and after eating there we
+broke and walked home before quite dark. So to supper, prayers, and to
+bed.
+
+2nd. Lay pretty long in bed. So up and by water to St. James's, and
+there attended the Duke with Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes, and having
+done our work with him walked to Westminster Hall, and after walking
+there and talking of business met Mr. Rawlinson and by coach to the
+'Change, where I did some business, and home to dinner, and presently by
+coach to the King's Play-house to see "The Labyrinth," but, coming too
+soon, walked to my Lord's to hear how my Lady do, who is pretty well;
+at least past all fear. There by Captain Ferrers meeting with an
+opportunity of my Lord's coach, to carry us to the Parke anon, we
+directed it to come to the play-house door; and so we walked, my wife
+and I and Madamoiselle. I paid for her going in, and there saw "The
+Labyrinth," the poorest play, methinks, that ever I saw, there being
+nothing in it but the odd accidents that fell out, by a lady's being
+bred up in man's apparel, and a man in a woman's. Here was Mrs. Stewart,
+who is indeed very pretty, but not like my Lady Castlemayne, for all
+that. Thence in the coach to the Parke, where no pleasure; there being
+much dust, little company, and one of our horses almost spoiled
+by falling down, and getting his leg over the pole; but all mended
+presently, and after riding up and down, home. Set Madamoiselle at home;
+and we home, and to my office, whither comes Mr. Bland, and pays me the
+debt he acknowledged he owed me for my service in his business of
+the Tangier Merchant, twenty pieces of new gold, a pleasant sight. It
+cheered my heart; and he being gone, I home to supper, and shewed them
+my wife; and she, poor wretch, would fain have kept them to look on,
+without any other design but a simple love to them; but I thought it not
+convenient, and so took them into my own hand. So, after supper, to bed.
+
+3rd. Up, and being ready, went by agreement to Mr. Bland's and there
+drank my morning draft in good chocollatte, and slabbering my band sent
+home for another, and so he and I by water to White Hall, and walked to
+St. James's, where met Creed and Vernatty, and by and by Sir W. Rider,
+and so to Mr. Coventry's chamber, and there upon my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, where I endeavoured to shew the folly and punish it as much as
+I could of Mr. Povy; for, of all the men in the world, I never knew any
+man of his degree so great a coxcomb in such imployments. I see I have
+lost him forever, but I value it not; for he is a coxcomb, and, I doubt,
+not over honest, by some things which I see; and yet, for all his folly,
+he hath the good lucke, now and then, to speak his follies in as
+good words, and with as good a show, as if it were reason, and to the
+purpose, which is really one of the wonders of my life. Thence walked to
+Westminster Hall; and there, in the Lords' House, did in a great crowd,
+from ten o'clock till almost three, hear the cause of Mr. Roberts, my
+Lord Privy Seal's son, against Win, who by false ways did get the
+father of Mr. Roberts's wife (Mr. Bodvill) to give him the estate and
+disinherit his daughter. The cause was managed for my Lord Privy Seal by
+Finch the Solicitor [General]; but I do really think that he is truly a
+man of as great eloquence as ever I heard, or ever hope to hear in all
+my life. Thence, after long staying to speak with my Lord Sandwich, at
+last he coming out to me and speaking with me about business of my Lord
+Peterborough, I by coach home to the office, where all the afternoon,
+only stept home to eat one bit and to the office again, having eaten
+nothing before to-day. My wife abroad with my aunt Wight and Norbury. I
+in the evening to my uncle Wight's, and not finding them come home, they
+being gone to the Parke and the Mulberry garden, I went to the 'Change,
+and there meeting with Mr. Hempson, whom Sir W. Batten has lately turned
+out of his place, merely because of his coming to me when he came to
+town before he went to him, and there he told me many rogueries of Sir
+W. Batten, how he knows and is able to prove that Captain Cox of Chatham
+did give him L10 in gold to get him to certify for him at the King's
+coming in, and that Tom Newborne did make [the] poor men give him L3 to
+get Sir W. Batten to cause them to be entered in the yard, and that Sir
+W. Batten had oftentimes said: "by God, Tom, you shall get something and
+I will have some on't." His present clerk that is come in Norman's' room
+has given him something for his place; that they live high and (as
+Sir Francis Clerk's lady told his wife) do lack money as well as other
+people, and have bribes of a piece of sattin and cabinetts and other
+things from people that deal with him, and that hardly any body goes to
+see or hath anything done by Sir W. Batten but it comes with a bribe,
+and that this is publickly true that his wife was a whore, and that
+he had libells flung within his doors for a cuckold as soon as he was
+married; that he received L100 in money and in other things to the value
+of L50 more of Hempson, and that he intends to give him back but L50;
+that he hath abused the Chest and hath now some L1000 by him of it.
+I met also upon the 'Change with Mr. Cutler, and he told me how for
+certain Lawson hath proclaimed warr again with Argier, though they had
+at his first coming given back the ships which they had taken, and all
+their men; though they refused afterwards to make him restitution for
+the goods which they had taken out of them. Thence to my uncle Wight's,
+and he not being at home I went with Mr. Norbury near hand to the
+Fleece, a mum house in Leadenhall, and there drunk mum and by and by
+broke up, it being about 11 o'clock at night, and so leaving them also
+at home, went home myself and to bed.
+
+4th. Up, and my new Taylor, Langford, comes and takes measure of me
+for a new black cloth suit and cloake, and I think he will prove a
+very carefull fellow and will please me well. Thence to attend my Lord
+Peterborough in bed and give him an account of yesterday's proceeding
+with Povy. I perceive I labour in a business will bring me little
+pleasure; but no matter, I shall do the King some service. To my Lord's
+lodgings, where during my Lady's sickness he is, there spoke with him
+about the same business. Back and by water to my cozen Scott's. There
+condoled with him the loss of my cozen, his wife, and talked about his
+matters, as atturney to my father, in his administering to my brother
+Tom. He tells me we are like to receive some shame about the business
+of his bastarde with Jack Noble; but no matter, so it cost us no money.
+Thence to the Coffee-house and to the 'Change a while. News uncertain
+how the Dutch proceed. Some say for, some against a war. The plague
+increases at Amsterdam. So home to dinner, and after dinner to my
+office, where very late, till my eyes (which begin to fail me nowadays
+by candlelight) begin to trouble me. Only in the afternoon comes Mr.
+Peter Honiwood to see me and gives me 20s., his and his friends' pence
+for my brother John, which, God forgive my pride, methinks I think
+myself too high to take of him; but it is an ungratefull pitch of pride
+in me, which God forgive. Home at night to supper and to bed.
+
+5th. Up betimes to my office, busy, and so abroad to change some plate
+for my father to send to-day by the carrier to Brampton, but I observe
+and do fear it may be to my wrong that I change spoons of my uncle
+Robert's into new and set a P upon them that thereby I cannot claim them
+hereafter, as it was my brother Tom's practice. However, the matter of
+this is not great, and so I did it. So to the 'Change, and meeting Sir
+W. Warren, with him to a taverne, and there talked, as we used to do, of
+the evils the King suffers in our ordering of business in the Navy, as
+Sir W. Batten now forces us by his knavery. So home to dinner, and to
+the office, where all the afternoon, and thence betimes home, my eyes
+beginning every day to grow less and less able to bear with long reading
+or writing, though it be by daylight; which I never observed till now.
+So home to my wife, and after supper to bed.
+
+6th. This morning up and to my office, where Sympson my joyner came
+to work upon altering my closet, which I alter by setting the door in
+another place, and several other things to my great content. Busy at it
+all day, only in the afternoon home, and there, my books at the office
+being out of order, wrote letters and other businesses. So at night with
+my head full of the business of my closet home to bed, and strange it is
+to think how building do fill my mind and put out all other things out
+of my thoughts.
+
+7th. Betimes at my office with the joyners, and giving order for other
+things about it. By and by we sat all the morning. At noon to dinner,
+and after dinner comes Deane of Woolwich, and I spent, as I had
+appointed, all the afternoon with him about instructions which he
+gives me to understand the building of a ship, and I think I shall soon
+understand it. In the evening a little to my office to see how the work
+goes forward there, and then home and spent the evening also with Mr.
+Deane, and had a good supper, and then to bed, he lying at my house.
+
+8th (Lord's day). This day my new tailor, Mr. Langford, brought me home
+a new black cloth suit and cloake lined with silk moyre, and he being
+gone, who pleases me very well with his work and I hope will use me
+pretty well, then Deane and I to my chamber, and there we repeated my
+yesterday's lesson about ships all the morning, and I hope I shall soon
+understand it. At noon to dinner, and strange how in discourse he cries
+up chymistry from some talk he has had with an acquaintance of his,
+a chymist, when, poor man, he understands not one word of it. But
+I discern very well that it is only his good nature, but in this of
+building ships he hath taken great pains, more than most builders I
+believe have. After dinner he went away, and my wife and I to church,
+and after church to Sir W. Pen, and there sat and talked with him,
+and the perfidious rogue seems, as he do always, mightily civil to us,
+though I know he hates and envies us. So home to supper, prayers, and to
+bed.
+
+9th. Up and to my office all the morning, and there saw several things
+done in my work to my great content, and at noon home to dinner, and
+after dinner in Sir W. Pen's coach he set my wife and I down at the New
+Exchange, and after buying some things we walked to my Lady Sandwich's,
+who, good lady, is now, thanks be to God! so well as to sit up, and sent
+to us, if we were not afeard, to come up to her. So we did; but she was
+mightily against my wife's coming so near her; though, poor wretch! she
+is as well as ever she was, as to the meazles, and nothing can I see
+upon her face. There we sat talking with her above three hours, till six
+o'clock, of several things with great pleasure and so away, and home
+by coach, buying several things for my wife in our way, and so after
+looking what had been done in my office to-day, with good content home
+to supper and to bed. But, strange, how I cannot get any thing to take
+place in my mind while my work lasts at my office. This day my wife and
+I in our way to Paternoster Row to buy things called upon Mr. Hollyard
+to advise upon her drying up her issue in her leg, which inclines of
+itself to dry up, and he admits of it that it should be dried up.
+
+10th. Up and at my office looking after my workmen all the morning, and
+after the office was done did the same at night, and so home to supper
+and to bed.
+
+11th. Up and all day, both forenoon and afternoon, at my office to see
+it finished by the joyners and washed and every thing in order, and
+indeed now my closet is very convenient and pleasant for me. My uncle
+Wight came to me to my office this afternoon to speak with me about Mr.
+Maes's business again, and from me went to my house to see my wife, and
+strange to think that my wife should by and by send for me after he was
+gone to tell me that he should begin discourse of her want of children
+and his also, and how he thought it would be best for him and her to
+have one between them, and he would give her L500 either in money or
+jewells beforehand, and make the child his heir. He commended her body,
+and discoursed that for all he knew the thing was lawful. She says she
+did give him a very warm answer, such as he did not excuse himself by
+saying that he said this in jest, but told her that since he saw what
+her mind was he would say no more to her of it, and desired her to make
+no words of it. It seemed he did say all this in a kind of counterfeit
+laugh, but by all words that passed, which I cannot now so well set
+down, it is plain to me that he was in good earnest, and that I fear
+all his kindness is but only his lust to her. What to think of it of a
+sudden I know not, but I think not to take notice yet of it to him till
+I have thought better of it. So with my mind and head a little troubled
+I received a letter from Mr. Coventry about a mast for the Duke's yacht,
+which with other business makes me resolve to go betimes to Woolwich
+to-morrow. So to supper and to bed.
+
+12th. Up by 4 o'clock and by water to Woolwich, where did some business
+and walked to Greenwich, good discourse with Mr. Deane best part of
+the way; there met by appointment Commissioner Pett, and with him to
+Deptford, where did also some business, and so home to my office, and at
+noon Mrs. Hunt and her cozens child and mayd came and dined with me. My
+wife sick ... in bed. I was troubled with it, but, however, could not
+help it, but attended them till after dinner, and then to the office and
+there sat all the afternoon, and by a letter to me this afternoon from
+Mr. Coventry I saw the first appearance of a warr with Holland. So home;
+and betimes to bed because of rising to-morrow.
+
+13th. Up before three o'clock, and a little after upon the water, it
+being very light as at noon, and a bright sunrising; but by and by a
+rainbow appeared, the first that ever in a morning I saw, and then it
+fell a-raining a little, but held up again, and I to Woolwich, where
+before all the men came to work I with Mr. Deane spent two hours upon
+the new ship, informing myself in the names and natures of many parts
+of her to my great content, and so back again, without doing any thing
+else, and after shifting myself away to Westminster, looking after
+Mr. Maes's business and others. In the Painted Chamber I heard a
+fine conference between some of the two Houses upon the Bill for
+Conventicles. The Lords would be freed from having their houses searched
+by any but the Lord Lieutenant of the County; and upon being found
+guilty, to be tried only by their peers; and thirdly, would have it
+added, that whereas the Bill says, "That that, among other things,
+shall be a conventicle wherein any such meeting is found doing any thing
+contrary to the Liturgy of the Church of England," they would have it
+added, "or practice." The Commons to the Lords said, that they knew not
+what might hereafter be found out which might be called the practice of
+the Church of England; for there are many things may be said to be the
+practice of the Church, which were never established by any law, either
+common, statute, or canon; as singing of psalms, binding up prayers at
+the end of the Bible, and praying extempore before and after sermon:
+and though these are things indifferent, yet things for aught they at
+present know may be started, which may be said to be the practice of the
+Church which would not be fit to allow. For the Lords' priviledges,
+Mr. Walter told them how tender their predecessors had been of the
+priviledges of the Lords; but, however, where the peace of the kingdom
+stands in competition with them, they apprehend those priviledges must
+give place. He told them that he thought, if they should owne all to be
+the priviledges of the Lords which might be demanded, they should be led
+like the man (who granted leave to his neighbour to pull off his horse's
+tail, meaning that he could not do it at once) that hair by hair had his
+horse's tail pulled off indeed: so the Commons, by granting one thing
+after another, might be so served by the Lords. Mr. Vaughan, whom I
+could not to my grief perfectly hear, did say, if that they should be
+obliged in this manner to, exempt the Lords from every thing, it would
+in time come to pass that whatever (be [it] never so great) should be
+voted by the Commons as a thing penall for a commoner, the contrary
+should be thought a priviledge to the Lords: that also in this business,
+the work of a conventicle being but the work of an hour, the cause of
+a search would be over before a Lord Lieutenant, who may be many miles
+off, can be sent for; and that all this dispute is but about L100; for
+it is said in the Act, that it shall be banishment or payment of L100.
+I thereupon heard the Duke of Lenox say, that there might be Lords who
+could not always be ready to lose L100, or some such thing: They broke
+up without coming to any end in it. There was also in the Commons' House
+a great quarrel about Mr. Prin, and it was believed that he should have
+been sent to the Towre, for adding something to a Bill (after it was
+ordered to be engrossed) of his own head--a Bill for measures for wine
+and other things of that sort, and a Bill of his owne bringing in; but
+it appeared he could not mean any hurt in it. But, however, the King was
+fain to write in his behalf, and all was passed over. But it is worth my
+remembrance, that I saw old Ryly the Herald, and his son; and spoke to
+his son, who told me in very bad words concerning Mr. Prin, that the
+King had given him an office of keeping the Records; but that he never
+comes thither, nor had been there these six months: so that I perceive
+they expect to get his imployment from him. Thus every body is liable to
+be envied and supplanted. At noon over to the Leg, where Sir G. Ascue,
+Sir Robt. Parkhurst and Sir W. Pen dined. A good dinner and merry.
+Thence to White Hall walking up and down a great while, but the Council
+not meeting soon enough I went homeward, calling upon my cozen Roger
+Pepys, with whom I talked and heard so much from him of his desire that
+I would see my brother's debts paid, and things still of that nature
+tending to my parting with what I get with pain to serve others'
+expenses that I was cruelly vexed. Thence to Sir R. Bernard, and there
+heard something of Pigott's delay of paying our money, that that also
+vexed me mightily. So home and there met with a letter from my cozen
+Scott, which tells me that he is resolved to meddle no more with our
+business, of administering for my father, which altogether makes me
+almost distracted to think of the trouble that I am like to meet with by
+other folks' business more than ever I hope to have by my owne. So with
+great trouble of mind to bed.
+
+14th. Up, full of pain, I believe by cold got yesterday. So to the
+office, where we sat, and after office home to dinner, being in
+extraordinary pain. After dinner my pain increasing I was forced to go
+to bed, and by and by my pain rose to be as great for an hour or two as
+ever I remember it was in any fit of the stone, both in the lower
+part of my belly and in my back also. No wind could I break. I took
+a glyster, but it brought away but a little, and my height of pain
+followed it. At last after two hours lying thus in most extraordinary
+anguish, crying and roaring, I know not what, whether it was my great
+sweating that may do it, but upon getting by chance, among my other
+tumblings, upon my knees, in bed, my pain began to grow less and less,
+till in an hour after I was in very little pain, but could break no
+wind, nor make any water, and so continued, and slept well all night.
+
+15th (Lord's day). Rose, and as I had intended without reference to this
+pain, took physique, and it wrought well with me, my wife lying from me
+to-night, the first time she did in the same house ever since we were
+married, I think (unless while my father was in town, that he lay with
+me). She took physique also to-day, and both of our physiques wrought
+well, so we passed our time to-day, our physique having done working,
+with some pleasure talking, but I was not well, for I could make no
+water yet, but a drop or two with great pain, nor break any wind. In
+the evening came Mr. Vernatty to see me and discourse about my Lord
+Peterborough's business, and also my uncle Wight and Norbury, but I took
+no notice nor showed any different countenance to my uncle Wight, or
+he to me, for all that he carried himself so basely to my wife the last
+week, but will take time to make my use of it. So, being exceeding hot,
+to bed, and slept well.
+
+16th. Forced to rise because of going to the Duke to St. James's, where
+we did our usual business, and thence by invitation to Mr. Pierces the
+chyrurgeon, where I saw his wife, whom I had not seen in many months
+before. She holds her complexion still, but in everything else, even in
+this her new house and the best rooms in it, and her closet which
+her husband with some vainglory took me to show me, she continues the
+eeriest slattern that ever I knew in my life. By and by we to see an
+experiment of killing a dogg by letting opium into his hind leg. He and
+Dr. Clerke did fail mightily in hitting the vein, and in effect did not
+do the business after many trials; but with the little they got in, the
+dogg did presently fall asleep, and so lay till we cut him up, and a
+little dogg also, which they put it down his throate; he also staggered
+first, and then fell asleep, and so continued. Whether he recovered or
+no, after I was gone, I know not, but it is a strange and sudden effect.
+Thence walked to Westminster Hall, where the King was expected to come
+to prorogue the House, but it seems, afterwards I hear, he did not
+come. I promised to go again to Mr. Pierce's, but my pain grew so great,
+besides a bruise I got to-day in my right testicle, which now vexes me
+as much as the other, that I was mighty melancholy, and so by coach
+home and there took another glyster, but find little good by it, but
+by sitting still my pain of my bruise went away, and so after supper to
+bed, my wife and I having talked and concluded upon sending my father an
+offer of having Pall come to us to be with us for her preferment, if by
+any means I can get her a husband here, which, though it be some trouble
+to us, yet it will be better than to have her stay there till nobody
+will have her and then be flung upon my hands.
+
+17th. Slept well all night and lay long, then rose and wrote my letter
+to my father about Pall, as we had resolved last night. So to dinner
+and then to the office, finding myself better than I was, and making
+a little water, but not yet breaking any great store of wind, which I
+wonder at, for I cannot be well till I do do it. After office home and
+to supper and with good ease to bed, and endeavoured to tie my hands
+that I might not lay them out of bed, by which I believe I have got
+cold, but I could not endure it.
+
+18th. Up and within all the morning, being willing to keep as much as
+I could within doors, but receiving a very wakening letter from Mr.
+Coventry about fitting of ships, which speaks something like to be done,
+I went forth to the office, there to take order in things, and after
+dinner to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier, but did little. So home
+again and to Sir W. Pen, who, among other things of haste in this new
+order for ships, is ordered to be gone presently to Portsmouth to look
+after the work there. I staid to discourse with him, and so home to
+supper, where upon a fine couple of pigeons, a good supper; and here I
+met a pretty cabinet sent me by Mr. Shales, which I give my wife, the
+first of that sort of goods I ever had yet, and very conveniently it
+comes for her closett. I staid up late finding out the private boxes,
+but could not do some of them, and so to bed, afraid that I have been
+too bold to-day in venturing in the cold. This day I begun to drink
+butter-milke and whey, and I hope to find great good by it.
+
+19th. Up, and it being very rayny weather, which makes it cooler than
+it was, by coach to Charing Cross with Sir W. Pen, who is going to
+Portsmouth this day, and left him going to St. James's to take leave
+of the Duke, and I to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier; where God
+forgive how our Report of my Lord Peterborough's accounts was read over
+and agreed to by the Lords, without one of them understanding it! And
+had it been what it would, it had gone: and, besides, not one thing
+touching the King's profit in it minded or hit upon. Thence by coach
+home again, and all the morning at the office, sat, and all the
+afternoon till 9 at night, being fallen again to business, and I hope
+my health will give me leave to follow it. So home to supper and to bed,
+finding myself pretty well. A pretty good stool, which I impute to my
+whey to-day, and broke wind also.
+
+20th. Up and to my office, whither by and by comes Mr. Cholmely, and
+staying till the rest of the company come he told me how Mr. Edward
+Montagu is turned out of the Court, not [to] return again. His fault,
+I perceive, was his pride, and most of all his affecting to seem great
+with the Queene and it seems indeed had more of her eare than any body
+else, and would be with her talking alone two or three hours together;
+insomuch that the Lords about the King, when he would be jesting with
+them about their wives, would tell the King that he must have a care
+of his wife too, for she hath now the gallant: and they say the King
+himself did once ask Montagu how his mistress (meaning the Queene) did.
+He grew so proud, and despised every body, besides suffering nobody, he
+or she, to get or do any thing about the Queene, that they all laboured
+to do him a good turn. They also say that he did give some affront to
+the Duke of Monmouth, which the King himself did speak to him of. But
+strange it is that this man should, from the greatest negligence in the
+world, come to be the miracle of attendance, so as to take all offices
+from everybody, either men or women, about the Queene. Insomuch that he
+was observed as a miracle, but that which is the worst, that which in
+a wise manner performed [would] turn to his greatest advantage, was by
+being so observed employed to his greatest wrong, the world concluding
+that there must be something more than ordinary to cause him to do this.
+So he is gone, nobody pitying but laughing at him; and he pretends only
+that he is gone to his father, that is sick in the country. By and by
+comes Povy, Creed, and Vernatty, and so to their accounts, wherein more
+trouble and vexation with Povy. That being done, I sent them going and
+myself fell to business till dinner. So home to dinner very pleasant.
+In the afternoon to my office, where busy again, and by and by came a
+letter from my father so full of trouble for discontents there between
+my mother and servants, and such troubles to my father from hence from
+Cave that hath my brother's bastard that I know not what in the world to
+do, but with great trouble, it growing night, spent some time walking,
+and putting care as much as I could out of my head, with my wife in the
+garden, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+21st. Up, called by Mr. Cholmely, and walked with him in the garden till
+others came to another Committee of Tangier, as we did meet as we did
+use to do, to see more of Povy's folly, and so broke up, and at the
+office sat all the morning, Mr. Coventry with us, and very hot we are
+getting out some ships. At noon to the 'Change, and there did some
+business, and thence home to dinner, and so abroad with my wife by coach
+to the New Exchange, and there laid out almost 40s. upon her, and so
+called to see my Lady Sandwich, whom we found in her dining-room, which
+joyed us mightily; but she looks very thin, poor woman, being mightily
+broke. She told us that Mr. Montagu is to return to Court, as she hears,
+which I wonder at, and do hardly believe. So home and to my office,
+where late, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+22nd (Lord's day). Up and by water to White Hall to my Lord's lodgings,
+and with him walked to White Hall without any great discourse, nor do I
+find that he do mind business at all. Here the Duke of Yorke called me
+to him, to ask me whether I did intend to go with him to Chatham or no.
+I told him if he commanded, but I did believe there would be business
+here for me, and so he told me then it would be better to stay, which
+I suppose he will take better than if I had been forward to go. Thence,
+after staying and seeing the throng of people to attend the King to
+Chappell (but, Lord! what a company of sad, idle people they are) I
+walked to St. James's with Colonell Remes, where staid a good while and
+then walked to White Hall with Mr. Coventry, talking about business. So
+meeting Creed, took him with me home and to dinner, a good dinner,
+and thence by water to Woolwich, where mighty kindly received by Mrs.
+Falconer and her husband, who is now pretty well again, this being the
+first time I ever carried my wife thither. I walked to the Docke, where
+I met Mrs. Ackworth alone at home, and God forgive me! what thoughts
+I had, but I had not the courage to stay, but went to Mr. Pett's
+and walked up and down the yard with him and Deane talking about the
+dispatch of the ships now in haste, and by and by Creed and my wife and
+a friend of Mr. Falconer's came with the boat and called me, and so by
+water to Deptford, where I landed, and after talking with others walked
+to Half-way house with Mr. Wayth talking about the business of his
+supplying us with canvas, and he told me in discourse several instances
+of Sir W. Batten's cheats. So to Half-way house, whither my wife and
+them were gone before, and after drinking there we walked, and by water
+home, sending Creed and the other with the boat home. Then wrote a
+letter to Mr. Coventry, and so a good supper of pease, the first I eat
+this year, and so to bed.
+
+23rd. Up and to the office, where Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and
+myself met and did business, we being in a mighty hurry. The King is
+gone down with the Duke and a great crew this morning by break of day
+to Chatham. Towards noon I and my wife by water to Woolwich, leaving my
+wife at Mr. Falconer's, and Mr. Hater and I with some officers of the
+yard on board to see several ships how ready they are. Then to Mr.
+Falconer's to a good dinner, having myself carried them a vessel of
+sturgeon and a Lamprey pie, and then to the Yarde again, and among
+other things did at Mr. Ackworth's obtain a demonstration of his being
+a knave; but I did not discover it, till it be a little more seasonable.
+So back to the Ropeyard and took my wife and Mr. Hater back, it raining
+mighty hard of a sudden, but we with the tilt
+
+ [Tilt (A.S. teld) represents a tent or awning. It was used for a
+ cloth covering for a cart or waggon, or for a canopy or awning over
+ a portion of a boat.]
+
+kept ourselves dry. So to Deptford, did some business there; but, Lord!
+to see how in both places the King's business, if ever it should come to
+a warr, is likely to be done, there not being a man that looks or speaks
+like a man that will take pains, or use any forecast to serve the King,
+at which I am heartily troubled. So home, it raining terribly, but we
+still dry, and at the office late discoursing with Sir J. Minnes and
+Sir W. Batten, who like a couple of sots receive all I say but to little
+purpose. So late home to supper and to bed.
+
+24th. Up and to the office, where Sir J. Minnes and I sat all the
+morning, and after dinner thither again, and all the afternoon hard at
+the office till night, and so tired home to supper and to bed. This day
+I heard that my uncle Fenner is dead, which makes me a little sad, to
+see with what speed a great many of my friends are gone, and more, I
+fear, for my father's sake, are going.
+
+25th. Took physique betimes and to sleep, then up, it working all the
+morning. At noon dined, and in the afternoon in my chamber spending
+two or three hours to look over some unpleasant letters and things of
+trouble to answer my father in, about Tom's business and others, that
+vexed me, but I did go through it and by that means eased my mind very
+much. This afternoon also came Tom and Charles Pepys by my sending for,
+and received of me L40 in part towards their L70 legacy of my uncle's.
+Spent the evening talking with my wife, and so to bed.
+
+26th. Up to the office, where we sat, and I had some high words with Sir
+W. Batten about canvas, wherein I opposed him and all his experience,
+about seams in the middle, and the profit of having many breadths and
+narrow, which I opposed to good purpose, to the rejecting of the whole
+business. At noon home to dinner, and thence took my wife by coach, and
+she to my Lady Sandwich to see her. I to Tom Trice, to discourse about
+my father's giving over his administration to my brother, and thence to
+Sir R. Bernard, and there received L19 in money, and took up my father's
+bond of L21, that is L40, in part of Piggot's L209 due to us, which
+L40 he pays for 7 roods of meadow in Portholme. Thence to my wife, and
+carried her to the Old Bayly, and there we were led to the Quest House,
+by the church, where all the kindred were by themselves at the buriall
+of my uncle Fenner; but, Lord! what a pitiful rout of people there was
+of them, but very good service and great company the whole was. And so
+anon to church, and a good sermon, and so home, having for ease put
+my L19 into W. Joyce's hand, where I left it. So to supper and to bed,
+being in a little pain from some cold got last night lying without
+anything upon my feet.
+
+27th. Up, not without some pain by cold, which makes me mighty
+melancholy, to think of the ill state of my health. To the office, where
+busy till my brains ready to drop with variety of business, and vexed
+for all that to see the service like to suffer by other people's
+neglect. Vexed also at a letter from my father with two troublesome ones
+enclosed from Cave and Noble, so that I know not what to do therein. At
+home to dinner at noon. But to comfort my heart, Captain Taylor this day
+brought me L20 he promised me for my assistance to him about his masts.
+After dinner to the office again, and thence with Mr. Wayth to St.
+Catherine's to see some variety of canvas's, which indeed was worth
+my seeing, but only I was in some pain, and so took not the delight I
+should otherwise have done. So home to the office, and there busy till
+late at night, and so home to supper and to bed. This morning my taylor
+brought me a very tall mayde to be my cook-mayde; she asked L5, but my
+wife offered her but L3 10s.--whether she will take it or no I know not
+till to-morrow, but I am afeard she will be over high for us, she having
+last been a chamber mayde, and holds up her head, as my little girle Su
+observed.
+
+28th. Up pretty well as to pain and wind, and to the office, where we
+sat close and did much business. At noon I to the 'Change, and thence
+to Mr. Cutler's, where I heard Sir W. Rider was, where I found them at
+dinner and dined with them, he having yesterday and to-day a fit of a
+pain like the gout, the first time he ever had it. A good dinner. Good
+discourse, Sir W. Rider especially much fearing the issue of a Dutch
+warr, wherein I very highly commend him. Thence home, and at the
+office a while, and then with Mr. Deane to a second lesson upon my
+Shipwrightry, wherein I go on with great pleasure. He being gone I to
+the office late, and so home to supper and to bed. But, Lord! to see
+how my very going to the 'Change, and being without my gowne, presently
+brought me wind and pain, till I came home and was well again; but I am
+come to such a pass that I shall not know what to do with myself, but
+I am apt to think that it is only my legs that I take cold in from my
+having so long worn a gowne constantly.
+
+29th (Whitsunday. King's Birth and Restauration day). Up, and having
+received a letter last night desiring it from Mr. Coventry, I walked
+to St. James's, and there he and I did long discourse together of the
+business of the office, and the warr with the Dutch; and he seemed to
+argue mightily with the little reason that there is for all this. For
+first, as to the wrong we pretend they have done us: that of the East
+Indys, for their not delivering of Poleron, it is not yet known whether
+they have failed or no; that of their hindering the Leopard cannot
+amount to above L3,000 if true; that of the Guinny Company, all they had
+done us did not amount to above L200 or L300 he told me truly; and that
+now, from what Holmes, without any commission, hath done in taking an
+island and two forts, hath set us much in debt to them; and he believes
+that Holmes will have been so puffed up with this, that he by this time
+hath been enforced with more strength than he had then, hath, I say,
+done a great deale more wrong to them. He do, as to the effect of the
+warr, tell me clearly that it is not any skill of the Dutch that can
+hinder our trade if we will, we having so many advantages over them, of
+winds, good ports, and men; but it is our pride, and the laziness of the
+merchant. He seems to think that there may be some negotiation which may
+hinder a warr this year, but that he speaks doubtfully as unwilling I
+perceive to be thought to discourse any such thing. The main thing he
+desired to speake with me about was, to know whether I do understand my
+Lord Sandwich's intentions as to going to sea with this fleete; saying,
+that the Duke, if he desires it, is most willing to it; but thinking
+that twelve ships is not a fleete fit for my Lord to be troubled to
+go out with, he is not willing to offer it to him till he hath some
+intimations of his mind to go, or not. He spoke this with very great
+respect as to my Lord, though methinks it is strange they should not
+understand one another better at this time than to need another's
+mediation. Thence walked over the Parke to White Hall, Mr. Povy with me,
+and was taken in a very great showre in the middle of the Parke that we
+were very wet. So up into, the house and with him to the King's closett,
+whither by and by the King came, my Lord Sandwich carrying the sword.
+A Bishopp preached, but he speaking too low for me to hear behind the
+King's closett, I went forth and walked and discoursed with Colonell
+Reames, who seems a very willing man to be informed in his business of
+canvas, which he is undertaking to strike in with us to serve the Navy.
+By and by my Lord Sandwich came forth, and called me to him: and we fell
+into discourse a great while about his business, wherein he seems to
+be very open with me, and to receive my opinion as he used to do; and
+I hope I shall become necessary to him again. He desired me to think of
+the fitness, or not, for him to offer himself to go to sea; and to give
+him my thoughts in a day or two. Thence after sermon among the ladies on
+the Queene's side; where I saw Mrs. Stewart, very fine and pretty, but
+far beneath my Lady Castlemayne. Thence with Mr. Povy home to dinner;
+where extraordinary cheer. And after dinner up and down to see his
+house. And in a word, methinks, for his perspective upon his wall in
+his garden, and the springs rising up with the perspective in the little
+closett; his room floored above with woods of several colours, like but
+above the best cabinet-work I ever saw; his grotto and vault, with his
+bottles of wine, and a well therein to keep them cool; his furniture
+of all sorts; his bath at the top of his house, good pictures, and his
+manner of eating and drinking; do surpass all that ever I did see of one
+man in all my life. Thence walked home and found my uncle Wight and Mr.
+Rawlinson, who supped with me. They being gone, I to bed, being in some
+pain from my being so much abroad to-day, which is a most strange thing
+that in such warm weather the least ayre should get cold and wind in me.
+I confess it makes me mighty sad and out of all content in the world.
+
+30th. Lay long, the bells ringing, it being holiday, and then up and
+all the day long in my study at home studying of shipmaking with great
+content till the evening, and then came Mr. Howe and sat and then supped
+with me. He is a little conceited, but will make a discreet man. He
+being gone, a little to my office, and then home to bed, being in much
+pain from yesterday's being abroad, which is a consideration of mighty
+sorrow to me.
+
+31st. Up, and called upon Mr. Hollyard, with whom I advised and shall
+fall upon some course of doing something for my disease of the
+wind, which grows upon me every day more and more. Thence to my Lord
+Sandwich's, and while he was dressing I below discoursed with Captain
+Cooke, and I think if I do find it fit to keep a boy at all I had as
+good be supplied from him with one as any body. By and by up to my Lord,
+and to discourse about his going to sea, and the message I had from Mr.
+Coventry to him. He wonders, as he well may, that this course should
+be taken, and he every day with the Duke, who, nevertheless, seems
+most friendly to him, who hath not yet spoke one word to my Lord of his
+desire to have him go to sea. My Lord do tell me clearly that were it
+not that he, as all other men that were of the Parliament side, are
+obnoxious to reproach, and so is forced to bear what otherwise he would
+not, he would never suffer every thing to be done in the Navy, and he
+never be consulted; and it seems, in the naming of all these commanders
+for this fleete, he hath never been asked one question. But we concluded
+it wholly inconsistent with his honour not to go with this fleete, nor
+with the reputation which the world hath of his interest at Court;
+and so he did give me commission to tell Mr. Coventry that he is most
+willing to receive any commands from the Duke in this fleete, were
+it less than it is, and that particularly in this service. With
+this message I parted, and by coach to the office, where I found Mr.
+Coventry, and told him this. Methinks, I confess, he did not seem so
+pleased with it as I expected, or at least could have wished, and asked
+me whether I had told my Lord that the Duke do not expect his going,
+which I told him I had. But now whether he means really that the Duke,
+as he told me the other day, do think the Fleete too small for him
+to take or that he would not have him go, I swear I cannot tell. But
+methinks other ways might have been used to put him by without going in
+this manner about it, and so I hope it is out of kindness indeed. Dined
+at home, and so to the office, where a great while alone in my office,
+nobody near, with Bagwell's wife of Deptford, but the woman seems so
+modest that I durst not offer any courtship to her, though I had it in
+my mind when I brought her in to me. But I am resolved to do her husband
+a courtesy, for I think he is a man that deserves very well. So abroad
+with my wife by coach to St. James's, to one Lady Poultny's, where I
+found my Lord, I doubt, at some vain pleasure or other. I did give him a
+short account of what I had done with Mr. Coventry, and so left him, and
+to my wife again in the coach, and with her to the Parke, but the Queene
+being gone by the Parke to Kensington, we staid not but straight home
+and to supper (the first time I have done so this summer), and so to
+my office doing business, and then to my monthly accounts, where to my
+great comfort I find myself better than I was still the last month, and
+now come to L930. I was told to-day, that upon Sunday night last, being
+the King's birth-day, the King was at my Lady Castlemayne's lodgings
+(over the hither-gates at Lambert's lodgings) dancing with fiddlers all
+night almost; and all the world coming by taking notice of it, which I
+am sorry to hear. The discourse of the town is only whether a warr with
+Holland or no, and we are preparing for it all we can, which is but
+little. Myself subject more than ordinary to pain by winde, which makes
+me very sad, together with the trouble which at present lies upon me in
+my father's behalf, rising from the death of my brother, which are many
+and great. Would to God they were over!
+
+
+
+
+JUNE 1664
+
+June 1st. Up, having lain long, going to bed very late after the ending
+of my accounts. Being up Mr. Hollyard came to me, and to my great
+sorrow, after his great assuring me that I could not possibly have the
+stone again, he tells me that he do verily fear that I have it again,
+and has brought me something to dissolve it, which do make me very
+much troubled, and pray to God to ease me. He gone, I down by water to
+Woolwich and Deptford to look after the dispatch of the ships, all the
+way reading Mr. Spencer's Book of Prodigys, which is most ingeniously
+writ, both for matter and style. Home at noon, and my little girl got me
+my dinner, and I presently out by water and landed at Somerset stairs,
+and thence through Covent Garden, where I met with Mr. Southwell (Sir W.
+Pen's friend), who tells me the very sad newes of my Lord Tiviott's and
+nineteen more commission officers being killed at Tangier by the Moores,
+by an ambush of the enemy upon them, while they were surveying their
+lines; which is very sad, and, he says, afflicts the King much. Thence
+to W. Joyce's, where by appointment I met my wife (but neither of them
+at home), and she and I to the King's house, and saw "The Silent Woman;"
+but methought not so well done or so good a play as I formerly thought
+it to be, or else I am nowadays out of humour. Before the play was done,
+it fell such a storm of hayle, that we in the middle of the pit were
+fain to rise;
+
+ [The stage was covered in by a tiled roof, but the pit was open to
+ the sky. "The pit lay open to the weather for sake of light, but
+ was subsequently covered in with a glazed cupola, which, however,
+ only imperfectly protected the audience, so that in stormy weather
+ the house was thrown into disorder, and the people in the pit were
+ fain to rise" (Cunningham's "Story of Nell Gwyn," ed. 1893, p. 33).]
+
+and all the house in a disorder, and so my wife and I out and got into a
+little alehouse, and staid there an hour after the play was done before
+we could get a coach, which at last we did (and by chance took up Joyce
+Norton and Mrs. Bowles, and set them at home), and so home ourselves,
+and I, after a little to my office, so home to supper and to bed.
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and then to
+the 'Change, where after some stay by coach with Sir J. Minnes and Mr.
+Coventry to St. James's, and there dined with Mr. Coventry very finely,
+and so over the Parke to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier about
+providing provisions, money, and men for Tangier. At it all the
+afternoon, but it is strange to see how poorly and brokenly things are
+done of the greatest consequence, and how soon the memory of this great
+man is gone, or, at least, out of mind by the thoughts of who goes next,
+which is not yet knowne. My Lord of Oxford, Muskerry, and several others
+are discoursed of. It seems my Lord Tiviott's design was to go a mile
+and half out of the towne, to cut down a wood in which the enemy did use
+to lie in ambush. He had sent several spyes; but all brought word that
+the way was clear, and so might be for any body's discovery of an enemy
+before you are upon them. There they were all snapt, he and all his
+officers, and about 200 men, as they say; there being left now in the
+garrison but four captains. This happened the 3d of May last, being not
+before that day twelvemonth of his entering into his government there:
+but at his going out in the morning he said to some of his officers,
+"Gentlemen, let us look to ourselves, for it was this day three years
+that so many brave Englishmen were knocked on the head by the Moores,
+when Fines made his sally out." Here till almost night, and then home
+with Sir J. Minnes by coach, and so to my office a while, and home to
+supper and bed, being now in constant pain in my back, but whether it be
+only wind or what it is the Lord knows, but I fear the worst.
+
+3rd. Up, still in a constant pain in my back, which much afflicts me
+with fear of the consequence of it. All the morning at the office, we
+sat at the office extraordinary upon the business of our stores, but,
+Lord! what a pitiful account the Surveyor makes of it grieves my heart.
+This morning before I came out I made a bargain with Captain Taylor for
+a ship for the Commissioners for Tangier, wherein I hope to get L40 or
+L50. To the 'Change, and thence home and dined, and then by coach to
+White Hall, sending my wife to Mrs. Hunt's. At the Committee for Tangier
+all the afternoon, where a sad consideration to see things of so great
+weight managed in so confused a manner as it is, so as I would not
+have the buying of an acre of land bought by the Duke of York and Mr.
+Coventry, for ought I see, being the only two that do anything like men;
+Prince Rupert do nothing but swear and laugh a little, with an oathe or
+two, and that's all he do. Thence called my wife and home, and I late
+at my office, and so home to supper and to bed, pleased at my hopes of
+gains by to-day's work, but very sad to think of the state of my health.
+
+4th. Up and to St. James's by coach, after a good deal of talk before
+I went forth with J. Noble, who tells me that he will secure us against
+Cave, that though he knows, and can prove it, yet nobody else can
+prove it, to be Tom's child; that the bond was made by one Hudson, a
+scrivener, next to the Fountaine taverne, in the Old Bayly; that the
+children were born, and christened, and entered in the parish-book of
+St. Sepulchre's, by the name of Anne and Elizabeth Taylor and he will
+give us security against Cave if we pay him the money. And then up to
+the Duke, and was with him giving him an account how matters go, and
+of the necessity there is of a power to presse seamen, without which we
+cannot really raise men for this fleete of twelve sayle, besides that it
+will assert the King's power of pressing, which at present is somewhat
+doubted, and will make the Dutch believe that we are in earnest. Thence
+by water to the office, where we sat till almost two o'clock. This
+morning Captain Ferrer came to the office to tell me that my Lord hath
+given him a promise of Young's place in the Wardrobe, and hearing that I
+pretend a promise to it he comes to ask my consent, which I denied him,
+and told him my Lord may do what he pleases with his promise to me, but
+my father's condition is not so as that I should let it go if my Lord
+will stand to his word, and so I sent him going, myself being troubled
+a little at it. After office I with Mr. Coventry by water to St. James's
+and dined with him, and had excellent discourse from him. So to the
+Committee for Tangier all afternoon, where still the same confused
+doings, and my Lord Fitz-Harding now added to the Committee; which will
+signify much. It grieves me to see how brokenly things are ordered. So
+by coach home, and at my office late, and so to supper and to bed, my
+body by plenty of breaking of wind being just now pretty well again,
+having had a constant akeing in my back these 5 or 6 days. Mr. Coventry
+discoursing this noon about Sir W. Batten (what a sad fellow he is!)
+told me how the King told him the other day how Sir W. Batten, being
+in the ship with him and Prince Rupert when they expected to fight with
+Warwick, did walk up and down sweating with a napkin under his throat to
+dry up his sweat; and that Prince Rupert being a most jealous man, and
+particularly of Batten, do walk up and down swearing bloodily to the
+King, that Batten had a mind to betray them to-day, and that the napkin
+was a signal; "but, by God," says he, "if things go ill, the first thing
+I will do is to shoot him." He discoursed largely and bravely to me
+concerning the different sort of valours, the active and passive valour.
+For the latter, he brought as an instance General Blake; who, in the
+defending of Taunton and Lime for the Parliament, did through his
+stubborn sort of valour defend it the most 'opiniastrement' that ever
+any man did any thing; and yet never was the man that ever made
+any attaque by land or sea, but rather avoyded it on all, even fair
+occasions. On the other side, Prince Rupert, the boldest attaquer in the
+world for personal courage; and yet, in the defending of Bristol, no man
+ever did anything worse, he wanting the patience and seasoned head to
+consult and advise for defence, and to bear with the evils of a siege.
+The like he says is said of my Lord Tiviott, who was the boldest
+adventurer of his person in the world, and from a mean man in few years
+was come to this greatness of command and repute only by the death
+of all his officers, he many times having the luck of being the only
+survivor of them all, by venturing upon services for the King of France
+that nobody else would; and yet no man upon a defence, he being all fury
+and no judgment in a fight. He tells me above all of the Duke of Yorke,
+that he is more himself and more of judgement is at hand in him in the
+middle of a desperate service, than at other times, as appeared in the
+business of Dunkirke, wherein no man ever did braver things, or was in
+hotter service in the close of that day, being surrounded with enemies;
+and then, contrary to the advice of all about him, his counsel carried
+himself and the rest through them safe, by advising that he might make
+his passage with but a dozen with him; "For," says he, "the enemy cannot
+move after me so fast with a great body, and with a small one we shall
+be enough to deal with them;" and though he is a man naturally martiall
+to the highest degree, yet a man that never in his life talks one word
+of himself or service of his owne, but only that he saw such or such a
+thing, and lays it down for a maxime that a Hector can have no courage.
+He told me also, as a great instance of some men, that the Prince of
+Condo's excellence is, that there not being a more furious man in the
+world, danger in fight never disturbs him more than just to make him
+civill, and to command in words of great obligation to his officers and
+men; but without any the least disturbance in his judgment or spirit.
+
+5th (Lord's day). About one in the morning I was knocked up by my mayds
+to come to my wife who is very ill. I rose, and from some cold she got
+to-day, or from something else, she is taken with great gripings, a
+looseness, and vomiting. I lay a while by her upon the bed, she being
+in great pain, poor wretch, but that being a little over I to bed again,
+and lay, and then up and to my office all the morning, setting matters
+to rights in some accounts and papers, and then to dinner, whither
+Mr. Shepley, late come to town, came to me, and after dinner and
+some pleasant discourse he went his way, being to go out of town
+to Huntington again to-morrow. So all the afternoon with my wife
+discoursing and talking, and in the evening to my office doing business,
+and then home to supper and to bed.
+
+6th. Up and found my wife very ill again, which troubles me, but I was
+forced to go forth. So by water with Mr. Gauden and others to see a ship
+hired by me for the Commissioners of Tangier, and to give order therein.
+So back to the office, and by coach with Mr. Gauden to White Hall, and
+there to my Lord Sandwich, and here I met Mr. Townsend very opportunely
+and Captain Ferrer, and after some discourse we did accommodate the
+business of the Wardrobe place, that he shall have the reversion if he
+will take it out by giving a covenant that if Mr. Young' dyes before my
+father my father shall have the benefit of it for his life. So home, and
+thence by water to Deptford, and there found our Trinity Brethren come
+from their election to church, where Dr. Britton made, methought, an
+indifferent sermon touching the decency that we ought to observe in
+God's house, the church, but yet to see how ridiculously some men will
+carry themselves. Sir W. Batten did at open table anon in the name of
+the whole Society desire him to print his sermon, as if the Doctor could
+think that they were fit judges of a good sermon. Then by barge with Sir
+W. Batten to Trinity House. It seems they have with much ado carried
+it for Sir G. Carteret against Captain Harrison, poor man, who by
+succession ought to have been it, and most hands were for him, but only
+they were forced to fright the younger Brethren by requiring them to set
+their hands (which is an ill course) and then Sir G. Carteret carryed
+it. Here was at dinner my Lord Sandwich, Mr. Coventry, my Lord Craven,
+and others. A great dinner, and good company. Mr. Prin also, who would
+not drink any health, no, not the King's, but sat down with his hat on
+all the while;
+
+ [William Prynne had published in 1628 a small book against the
+ drinking of healths, entitled, "Healthes, Sicknesse; or a
+ compendious and briefe Discourse, prouing, the Drinking and Pledging
+ of Healthes to be sinfull and utterly unlawfull unto Christians
+ ... wherein all those ordinary objections, excuses or pretences,
+ which are made to justifie, extenuate, or excuse the drinking or
+ pledging of Healthes are likewise cleared and answered." The
+ pamphlet was dedicated to Charles I. as "more interessed in the
+ theame and subject of this compendious discourse then any other that
+ I know," and "because your Majestie of all other persons within your
+ owne dominions, are most dishonoured, prejudiced, and abused by
+ these Healthes."]
+
+but nobody took notice of it to him at all; but in discourse with
+the Doctor he did declare himself that he ever was, and has expressed
+himself in all his books for mixt communion against the Presbyterian
+examination. Thence after dinner by water, my Lord Sandwich and all
+us Tangier men, where at the Committee busy till night with great
+confusion, and then by coach home, with this content, however, that I
+find myself every day become more and more known, and shall one day hope
+to have benefit by it. I found my wife a little better. A little to my
+office, then home to supper and to bed.
+
+7th. Up and to the office (having by my going by water without any
+thing upon my legs yesterday got some pain upon me again), where all the
+morning. At noon a little to the 'Change, and thence home to dinner, my
+wife being ill still in bed. Thence to the office, where busy all the
+afternoon till 9 at night, and so home to my wife, to supper, and to
+bed.
+
+8th. All day before dinner with Creed, talking of many things, among
+others, of my Lord's going so often to Chelsy, and he, without my
+speaking much, do tell me that his daughters do perceive all, and do
+hate the place, and the young woman there, Mrs. Betty Becke; for my
+Lord, who sent them thither only for a disguise for his going thither,
+will come under pretence to see them, and pack them out of doors to the
+Parke, and stay behind with her; but now the young ladies are gone to
+their mother to Kensington. To dinner, and after dinner till 10 at night
+in my study writing of my old broken office notes in shorthand all in
+one book, till my eyes did ake ready to drop out. So home to supper and
+to bed.
+
+9th. Up and at my office all the morning. At noon dined at home, Mr.
+Hunt and his kinswoman (wife in the country), after dinner I to the
+office, where we sat all the afternoon. Then at night by coach to attend
+the Duke of Albemarle about the Tangier ship. Coming back my wife spied
+me going home by coach from Mr. Hunt's, with whom she hath gained much
+in discourse to-day concerning W. Howe's discourse of me to him. That he
+was the man that got me to be secretary to my Lord; and all that I have
+thereby, and that for all this I never did give him 6d. in my life.
+Which makes me wonder that this rogue dare talk after this manner, and I
+think all the world is grown false. But I hope I shall make good use
+of it. So home to supper and to bed, my eyes aching mightily since last
+night.
+
+10th. Up and by water to White Hall, and there to a Committee of
+Tangier, and had occasion to see how my Lord Ashworth--[Lord Ashworth
+is probably a miswriting for Lord Ashley (afterwards Earl of
+Shaftesbury).]--deports himself, which is very fine indeed, and it joys
+my heart to see that there is any body looks so near into the King's
+business as I perceive he do in this business of my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts. Thence into the Parke, and met and walked with Captain Sylas
+Taylor, my old acquaintance while I was of the Exchequer, and Dr. Whore,
+talking of musique, and particularly of Mr. Berckenshaw's way, which
+Taylor magnifies mightily, and perhaps but what it deserves, but not
+so easily to be understood as he and others make of it. Thence home
+by water, and after dinner abroad to buy several things, as a map, and
+powder, and other small things, and so home to my office, and in the
+evening with Captain Taylor by water to our Tangier ship, and so home,
+well pleased, having received L26 profit to-day of my bargain for this
+ship, which comforts me mightily, though I confess my heart, what with
+my being out of order as to my health, and the fear I have of the money
+my Lord oweth me and I stand indebted to him in, is much cast down of
+late. In the evening home to supper and to bed.
+
+11th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, where some
+discourse arose from Sir G. Carteret and Mr. Coventry, which gives me
+occasion to think that something like a war is expected now indeed,
+though upon the 'Change afterwards I hear too that an Embassador is
+landed from Holland, and one from their East India Company, to treat
+with ours about the wrongs we pretend to. Mr. Creed dined with me, and
+thence after dinner by coach with my wife only to take the ayre, it
+being very warm and pleasant, to Bowe and Old Ford; and thence to
+Hackney. There 'light, and played at shuffle-board, eat cream and good
+churies; and so with good refreshment home. Then to my office vexed with
+Captain Taylor about the delay of carrying down the ship hired by me for
+Tangier, and late about that and other things at the office. So home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+12th (Lord's day). All the morning in my chamber consulting my lesson of
+ship building, and at noon Mr. Creed by appointment came and dined with
+us, and sat talking all the afternoon till, about church time, my
+wife and I began our great dispute about going to Griffin's child's
+christening, where I was to have been godfather, but Sir J. Minnes
+refusing, he wanted an equal for me and my Lady Batten, and so sought
+for other. Then the question was whether my wife should go, and she
+having dressed herself on purpose, was very angry, and began to talk
+openly of my keeping her within doors before Creed, which vexed me to
+the guts, but I had the discretion to keep myself without passion, and
+so resolved at last not to go, but to go down by water, which we did
+by H. Russell--[a waterman]--to the Half-way house, and there eat and
+drank, and upon a very small occasion had a difference again broke out,
+where without any the least cause she had the cunning to cry a great
+while, and talk and blubber, which made me mighty angry in mind, but
+said nothing to provoke her because Creed was there, but walked home,
+being troubled in my mind also about the knavery and neglect of Captain
+Fudge and Taylor, who were to have had their ship for Tangier ready by
+Thursday last, and now the men by a mistake are come on board, and not
+any master or man or boy of the ship's company on board with them when
+we came by her side this afternoon, and also received a letter from Mr.
+Coventry this day in complaint of it. We came home, and after supper
+Creed went home, and I to bed. My wife made great means to be friends,
+coming to my bedside and doing all things to please me, and at last I
+could not hold out, but seemed pleased, and so parted, and I with much
+ado to sleep, but was easily wakened by extraordinary great rain, and
+my mind troubled the more to think what the soldiers would do on board
+tonight in all this weather.
+
+13th. So up at 5 o'clock, and with Captain Taylor on board her at
+Deptford, and found all out of order, only the soldiers civil, and Sir
+Arthur Bassett a civil person. I rated at Captain Taylor, whom, contrary
+to my expectation, I found a lying and a very stupid blundering fellow,
+good for nothing, and yet we talk of him in the Navy as if he had been
+an excellent officer, but I find him a lying knave, and of no judgment
+or dispatch at all. After finding the condition of the ship, no master,
+not above four men, and many ship's provisions, sayls, and other things
+wanting, I went back and called upon Fudge, whom I found like a lying
+rogue unready to go on board, but I did so jeer him that I made him get
+every thing ready, and left Taylor and H. Russell to quicken him, and so
+away and I by water on to White Hall, where I met his Royal Highnesse at
+a Tangier Committee about this very thing, and did there satisfy him how
+things are, at which all was pacified without any trouble, and I hope
+may end well, but I confess I am at a real trouble for fear the rogue
+should not do his work, and I come to shame and losse of the money I did
+hope justly to have got by it. Thence walked with Mr. Coventry to St.
+James's, and there spent by his desire the whole morning reading of some
+old Navy books given him of old Sir John Cooke's by the Archbishop of
+Canterbury that now is; wherein the order that was observed in the Navy
+then, above what it is now, is very observable, and fine things we did
+observe in our reading. Anon to dinner, after dinner to discourse of the
+business of the Dutch warr, wherein he tells me the Dutch do in every
+particular, which are but few and small things that we can demand
+of them, whatever cry we unjustly make, do seem to offer at an
+accommodation, for they do owne that it is not for their profit to have
+warr with England. We did also talk of a History of the Navy of England,
+how fit it were to be writ; and he did say that it hath been in his
+mind to propose to me the writing of the History of the late Dutch
+warr, which I am glad to hear, it being a thing I much desire, and sorts
+mightily with my genius; and, if well done, may recommend me much. So he
+says he will get me an order for making of searches to all records, &c.,
+in order thereto, and I shall take great delight in doing of it. Thence
+by water down to the Tower, and thither sent for Mr. Creed to my house,
+where he promised to be, and he and I down to the ship, and find all
+things in pretty good order, and I hope will end to my mind. Thence
+having a gaily down to Greenwich, and there saw the King's works, which
+are great, a-doing there, and so to the Cherry Garden, and so carried
+some cherries home, and after supper to bed, my wife lying with me,
+which from my not being thoroughly well, nor she, we have not done above
+once these two or three weeks.
+
+14th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and had great
+conflict about the flags again, and am vexed methought to see my Lord
+Berkely not satisfied with what I said, but however I stop the King's
+being abused by the flag makers for the present. I do not know how it
+may end, but I will do my best to preserve it. So home to dinner, and
+after dinner by coach to Kensington. In the way overtaking Mr. Laxton,
+the apothecary, with his wife and daughters, very fine young lasses,
+in a coach; and so both of us to my Lady Sandwich, who hath lain this
+fortnight here at Deane Hodges's. Much company came hither to-day, my
+Lady Carteret, &c., Sir William Wheeler and his lady, and, above all,
+Mr. Becke, of Chelsy, and wife and daughter, my Lord's mistress, and one
+that hath not one good feature in her face, and yet is a fine lady, of
+a fine taille, and very well carriaged, and mighty discreet. I took all
+the occasion I could to discourse with the young ladies in her company
+to give occasion to her to talk, which now and then she did, and that
+mighty finely, and is, I perceive, a woman of such an ayre, as I wonder
+the less at my Lord's favour to her, and I dare warrant him she hath
+brains enough to entangle him. Two or three houres we were in her
+company, going into Sir H. Finche's garden, and seeing the fountayne,
+and singing there with the ladies, and a mighty fine cool place it is,
+with a great laver of water in the middle and the bravest place for
+musique I ever heard. After much mirthe, discoursing to the ladies
+in defence of the city against the country or court, and giving them
+occasion to invite themselves to-morrow to me to dinner, to my venison
+pasty, I got their mother's leave, and so good night, very well
+pleased with my day's work, and, above all, that I have seen my Lord's
+mistresse. So home to supper, and a little at my office, and to bed.
+
+15th. Up and by appointment with Captain Witham (the Captain that
+brought the newes of the disaster at Tangier, where my Lord Tiviott was
+slain) and Mr. Tooker to Beares Quay, and there saw and more afterward
+at the several grannarys several parcels of oates, and strange it is to
+hear how it will heat itself if laid up green and not often turned. We
+came not to any agreement, but did cheapen several parcels, and thence
+away, promising to send again to them. So to the Victualling office, and
+then home. And in our garden I got Captain Witham to tell me the whole
+story of my Lord Tiviott's misfortune; for he was upon the guard with
+his horse neare the towne, when at a distance he saw the enemy appear
+upon a hill, a mile and a half off, and made up to them, and with much
+ado escaped himself; but what became of my Lord he neither knows nor
+thinks that any body but the enemy can tell. Our losse was about four
+hundred. But he tells me that the greater wonder is that my Lord Tiviott
+met no sooner with such a disaster; for every day he did commit himself
+to more probable danger than this, for now he had the assurance of all
+his scouts that there was no enemy thereabouts; whereas he used every
+day to go out with two or three with him, to make his discoveries, in
+greater danger, and yet the man that could not endure to have anybody
+else to go a step out of order to endanger himself. He concludes him to
+be the man of the hardest fate to lose so much honour at one blow that
+ever was. His relation being done he parted; and so I home to look after
+things for dinner. And anon at noon comes Mr. Creed by chance, and by
+and by the three young ladies:--[Lord Sandwich's daughters.]--and
+very merry we were with our pasty, very well baked; and a good dish of
+roasted chickens; pease, lobsters, strawberries. And after dinner to
+cards: and about five o'clock, by water down to Greenwich; and up to the
+top of the hill, and there played upon the ground at cards. And so to
+the Cherry Garden, and then by water singing finely to the Bridge, and
+there landed; and so took boat again, and to Somersett House. And by
+this time, the tide being against us, it was past ten of the clock; and
+such a troublesome passage, in regard of my Lady Paulina's fearfullness,
+that in all my life I never did see any poor wretch in that condition.
+Being come hither, there waited for them their coach; but it being so
+late, I doubted what to do how to get them home. After half an hour's
+stay in the street, I sent my wife home by coach with Mr. Creed's boy;
+and myself and Creed in the coach home with them. But, Lord! the fear
+that my Lady Paulina was in every step of the way; and indeed at this
+time of the night it was no safe thing to go that road; so that I was
+even afeard myself, though I appeared otherwise.--We came safe, however,
+to their house, where all were abed; we knocked them up, my Lady and all
+the family being in bed. So put them into doors; and leaving them with
+the mayds, bade them good night, and then into the towne, Creed and I,
+it being about twelve o'clock and past; and to several houses, inns, but
+could get no lodging, all being in bed. At the last house, at last,
+we found some people drinking and roaring; and there got in, and after
+drinking, got an ill bed, where
+
+16th. I lay in my drawers and stockings and wastecoate till five of the
+clock, and so up; and being well pleased with our frolique, walked to
+Knightsbridge, and there eat a messe of creame, and so to St. James's,
+and there walked a little, and so I to White Hall, and took coach, and
+found my wife well got home last night, and now in bed. So I to the
+office, where all the morning, and at noon to the 'Change, so home and
+to my office, where Mr. Ackworth came to me (though he knows himself
+and I know him to be a very knave), yet he came to me to discover the
+knavery of other people like the most honest man in the world. However,
+good use I shall make of his discourse, for in this he is much in the
+right. He being gone I to the 'Change, Mr. Creed with me, after we had
+been by water to see a vessell we have hired to carry more soldiers to
+Tangier, and also visited a rope ground, wherein I learnt several useful
+things. The talk upon the 'Change is, that De Ruyter is dead, with
+fifty men of his own ship, of the plague, at Cales: that the Holland
+Embassador here do endeavour to sweeten us with fair words; and things
+likely to be peaceable. Home after I had spoke with my cozen Richard
+Pepys upon the 'Change, about supplying us with bewpers from Norwich,
+which I should be glad of, if cheap. So home to supper and bed.
+
+17th. Up, and to my office, where I dispatched much business, and then
+down by water to Woolwich to make a discovery of a cheate providing for
+us in the working of some of our own ground Tows into new cordage, to be
+sold to us for Riga cordage. Thence to Mr. Falconer's, where I met Sir
+W. Batten and Lady, and Captain Tinker, and there dined with them,
+and so to the Dockyarde and to Deptford by water, and there very long
+informing myself in the business of flags and bewpers and other things,
+and so home late, being weary, and full of good information to-day, but
+I perceive the corruptions of the Navy are of so many kinds that it is
+endless to look after them, especially while such a one as Sir W. Batten
+discourages every man that is honest. So home to my office, there very
+late, and then to supper and to bed mightily troubled in my mind to hear
+how Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes do labour all they can to abuse or
+enable others to abuse the King.
+
+18th. From morning till 11 at night (only a little at dinner at home)
+at my office very busy, setting many businesses in order to my great
+trouble, but great content in the end. So home to supper and to bed.
+Strange to see how pert Sir W. Pen is to-day newly come from Portsmouth
+with his head full of great reports of his service and the state of the
+ships there. When that is over he will be just as another man again or
+worse. But I wonder whence Mr. Coventry should take all this care for
+him, to send for him up only to look after his Irish business with my
+Lord Ormond and to get the Duke's leave for him to come with so much
+officiousness, when I am sure he knows him as well as I do as to his
+little service he do.
+
+19th (Lord's day). Up, and all the morning and afternoon (only at dinner
+at home) at my office doing many businesses for want of time on the week
+days. In the afternoon the greatest shower of rain of a sudden and the
+greatest and most continued thunder that ever I heard I think in my
+life. In the evening home to my wife, and there talked seriously of
+several of our family concernments, and among others of bringing Pall
+out of the country to us here to try to put her off, which I am very
+desirous, and my wife also of. So to supper, prayers, which I have of
+late too much omitted. So to bed.
+
+20th. It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold,
+and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting
+off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain
+begins. Up and did several businesses, and so with my wife by water to
+White Hall, she to her father's, I to the Duke, where we did our usual
+business. And among other discourse of the Dutch, he was merrily saying
+how they print that Prince Rupert, Duke of Albemarle, and my Lord
+Sandwich, are to be Generalls; and soon after is to follow them "Vieux
+Pen;" and so the Duke called him in mirth Old Pen. They have, it seems,
+lately wrote to the King, to assure him that their setting-out ships
+were only to defend their fishing-trade, and to stay near home, not to
+annoy the King's subjects; and to desire that he would do the like with
+his ships: which the King laughs at, but yet is troubled they should
+think him such a child, to suffer them to bring home their fish and East
+India Company's ships, and then they will not care a fart for us. Thence
+to Westminster Hall, it being term time, meeting Mr. Dickering, he tells
+me how my Lady last week went to see Mrs. Becke, the mother; and by and
+by the daughter came in, but that my Lady do say herself, as he says,
+that she knew not for what reason, for she never knew they had a
+daughter, which I do not believe. She was troubled, and her heart did
+rise as soon as she appeared, and seems the most ugly woman that ever
+she saw. This if true were strange, but I believe it is not. Thence to
+my Lord's lodgings; and were merry with the young ladies, who make a
+great story of their appearing before their mother the morning after we
+carried them, the last week, home so late; and that their mother took it
+very well, at least without any anger. Here I heard how the rich widow,
+my Lady Gold, is married to one Neale, after he had received a box on
+the eare by her brother (who was there a sentinel, in behalf of some
+courtier) at the door; but made him draw, and wounded him. She called
+Neale up to her, and sent for a priest, married presently, and went to
+bed. The brother sent to the Court, and had a serjeant sent for Neale;
+but Neale sent for him up to be seen in bed, and she owned him for her
+husband: and so all is past. It seems Sir H. Bennet did look after her.
+My Lady very pleasant. After dinner came in Sir Thomas Crew and Mr.
+Sidney, lately come from France, who is growne a little, and a pretty
+youth he is; but not so improved as they did give him out to be, but
+like a child still. But yet I can perceive he hath good parts and good
+inclinations. Thence with Creed, who dined here, to Westminster to find
+out Mr. Hawly, and did, but he did not accept of my offer of his being
+steward to my Lord at sea. Thence alone to several places about my law
+businesses, and with good success; at last I to Mr. Townsend at the
+Wardrobe, and received kind words from him to be true to me against
+Captain Ferrers his endeavours to get the place from my father as my
+Lord hath promised him. Here met Will. Howe, and he went forth with me;
+and by water back to White Hall to wait on my Lord, who is come back
+from Hinchinbroke; where he has been about 4 or 5 days. But I was never
+more vexed to see how an over-officious visitt is received, for
+he received me with as little concernment as in the middle of his
+discontent, and a fool I am to be of so servile a humour, and vexed with
+that consideration I took coach home, and could not get it off my mind
+all night. To supper and to bed, my wife finding fault with Besse for
+her calling upon Jane that lived with us, and there heard Mrs. Harper
+and her talk ill of us and not told us of it. With which I was also
+vexed, and told her soundly of it till she cried, poor wench, and I hope
+without dissimulation, and yet I cannot tell; however, I was glad to see
+in what manner she received it, and so to sleep.
+
+21st. Being weary yesterday with walking I sleep long, and at last up
+and to the office, where all the morning. At home to dinner, Mr. Deane
+with me. After dinner I to White Hall (setting down my wife by the
+way) to a Committee of Tangier, where the Duke of Yorke, I perceive, do
+attend the business very well, much better than any man there or most
+of them, and my [mind] eased of some trouble I lay under for fear of his
+thinking ill of me from the bad successe in the setting forth of these
+crew men to Tangier. Thence with Mr. Creed, and walked in the Parke, and
+so to the New Exchange, meeting Mr. Moore, and he with us. I shewed him
+no friendly look, but he took no notice to me of the Wardrobe business,
+which vexes me. I perceive by him my Lord's business of his family and
+estate goes very ill, and runs in debt mightily. I would to God I were
+clear of it, both as to my owne money and the bond of L1000, which I
+stand debtor for him in, to my cozen Thomas Pepys. Thence by coach home
+and to my office a little, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+22nd. Up and I found Mr. Creed below, who staid with me a while,
+and then I to business all the morning. At noon to the 'Change and
+Coffee-house, where great talke of the Dutch preparing of sixty sayle of
+ships. The plague grows mightily among them, both at sea and land. From
+the 'Change to dinner to Trinity House with Sir W. Rider and Cutler,
+where a very good dinner. Here Sir G. Ascue dined also, who I perceive
+desires to make himself known among the seamen. Thence home, there
+coming to me my Lord Peterborough's Sollicitor with a letter from him to
+desire present dispatch in his business of freight, and promises me L50,
+which is good newes, and I hope to do his business readily for him. This
+much rejoiced me. All the afternoon at his business, and late at night
+comes the Sollicitor again, and I with him at 9 o'clock to Mr. Povy's,
+and there acquainted him with the business. The money he won't pay
+without warrant, but that will be got done in a few days. So home by
+coach and to bed.
+
+23rd. Up, and to the office, and there we sat all the morning. So to
+the 'Change, and then home to dinner and to my office, where till 10
+at night very busy, and so home to supper and to bed. My cozen, Thomas
+Pepys, was with me yesterday and I took occasion to speak to him about
+the bond I stand bound for my Lord Sandwich to him in L1000. I did very
+plainly, obliging him to secrecy, tell him how the matter stands, yet
+with all duty to my Lord my resolution to be bound for whatever he
+desires me for him, yet that I would be glad he had any other security.
+I perceive by Mr. Moore today that he hath been with my Lord, and my
+Lord how he takes it I know not, but he is looking after other security
+and I am mighty glad of it. W. Howe was with me this afternoon, to
+desire some things to be got ready for my Lord against his going down to
+his ship, which will be soon; for it seems the King and both the Queenes
+intend to visit him. The Lord knows how my Lord will get out of this
+charge; for Mr. Moore tells me to-day that he is L10,000 in debt and
+this will, with many other things that daily will grow upon him (while
+he minds his pleasure as he do), set him further backward. But it was
+pretty this afternoon to hear W. Howe mince the matter, and say that he
+do believe that my Lord is in debt L2000 or L3000, and then corrected
+himself and said, No, not so, but I am afraid he is in debt L1000. I
+pray God gets me well rid of his Lordship as to his debt, and I care
+not.
+
+24th. Up and out with Captain Witham in several places again to look for
+oats for Tangier, and among other places to the City granarys, where
+it seems every company have their granary and obliged to keep such a
+quantity of corne always there or at a time of scarcity to issue so much
+at so much a bushell: and a fine thing it is to see their stores of
+all sorts, for piles for the bridge, and for pipes, a thing I never saw
+before.
+
+ [From the commencement of the reign of Henry VIII., or perhaps
+ earlier, it was the custom of the City of London to provide against
+ scarcity, by requiring each of the chartered Companies to keep in
+ store a certain quantity of corn, which was to be renewed from time
+ to time, and when required for that purpose, produced in the market
+ for sale, at such times and prices, and in such quantities, as the
+ Lord Mayor or Common Council should direct. See the report of a
+ case in the Court of Chancery, "Attorney-General v. Haberdashers'
+ Company" (Mylne and Keens "Reports," vol. i., p. 420).--B.]
+
+Thence to the office, and there busy all the morning. At noon to my
+uncle Wight's, and there dined, my wife being there all the morning.
+After dinner to White Hall; and there met with Mr. Pierce, and he showed
+me the Queene's bed-chamber, and her closett, where she had nothing but
+some pretty pious pictures, and books of devotion; and her holy water at
+her head as she sleeps, with her clock by her bed-side, wherein a lamp
+burns that tells her the time of the night at any time. Thence with him
+to the Parke, and there met the Queene coming from Chappell, with her
+Mayds of Honour, all in silver-lace gowns again: which is new to me, and
+that which I did not think would have been brought up again. Thence he
+carried me to the King's closett: where such variety of pictures, and
+other things of value and rarity, that I was properly confounded and
+enjoyed no pleasure in the sight of them; which is the only time in my
+life that ever I was so at a loss for pleasure, in the greatest plenty
+of objects to give it me. Thence home, calling in many places and doing
+abundance of errands to my great content, and at night weary home, where
+Mr. Creed waited for me, and he and I walked in the garden, where
+he told me he is now in a hurry fitting himself for sea, and that it
+remains that he deals as an ingenuous man with me in the business I wot
+of, which he will do before he goes. But I perceive he will have me do
+many good turns for him first, both as to his bills coming to him in
+this office, and also in his absence at the Committee of Tangier, which
+I promise, and as he acquits himself to me I will willingly do. I would
+I knew the worst of it, what it is he intends, that so I may either quit
+my hands of him or continue my kindness still to him.
+
+25th. We staid late, and he lay with me all night and rose very merry
+talking, and excellent company he is, that is the truth of it, and a
+most cunning man. He being gone I to the office, where we sat all the
+morning. At noon to dinner, and then to my office busy, and by and by
+home with Mr. Deane to a lesson upon raising a Bend of Timbers,
+
+ [This seems to refer to knee timber, of which there was not a
+ sufficient supply. A proposal was made to produce this bent wood
+ artificially: "June 22, 1664. Sir William Petty intimated that it
+ seemed by the scarcity and greater rate of knee timber that nature
+ did not furnish crooked wood enough for building: wherefore he
+ thought it would be fit to raise by art, so much of it in
+ proportion, as to reduce it to an equal rate with strait timber"
+ (Birch's "History of the Royal Society,")]
+
+and he being gone I to the office, and there came Captain Taylor, and he
+and I home, and I have done all very well with him as to the business of
+the last trouble, so that come what will come my name will be clear of
+any false dealing with him. So to my office again late, and then to bed.
+
+26th (Lord's day). Up, and Sir J. Minnes set me down at my Lord
+Sandwich's, where I waited till his coming down, when he came, too,
+could find little to say to me but only a general question or two, and
+so good-bye. Here his little daughter, my Lady Katharine was brought,
+who is lately come from my father's at Brampton, to have her cheek
+looked after, which is and hath long been sore. But my Lord will rather
+have it be as it is, with a scarr in her face, than endanger it being
+worse by tampering. He being gone, I went home, a little troubled to see
+he minds me no more, and with Creed called at several churches, which,
+God knows, are supplied with very young men, and the churches very
+empty; so home and at our owne church looked in, and there heard one
+preach whom Sir W. Pen brought, which he desired us yesterday to hear,
+that had been his chaplin in Ireland, a very silly fellow. So home
+and to dinner, and after dinner a frolique took us, we would go this
+afternoon to the Hope; so my wife dressed herself, and, with good
+victuals and drink, we took boat presently and the tide with us got
+down, but it was night, and the tide spent by the time we got to
+Gravesend; so there we stopped, but went not on shore, only Creed, to
+get some cherries,
+
+ [Pliny tells us that cherries were introduced into Britain by the
+ Romans, and Lydgate alludes to them as sold in the London streets.
+ Richard Haines, fruiterer to Henry VI IL, imported a number of
+ cherry trees from Flanders, and planted them at Tenham, in Kent.
+ Hence the fame of the Kentish cherries.]
+
+and send a letter to the Hope, where the Fleete lies. And so, it being
+rainy, and thundering mightily, and lightning, we returned. By and
+by the evening turned mighty clear and moonshine; we got with great
+pleasure home, about twelve o'clock, which did much please us, Creed
+telling pretty stories in the boat. He lay with me all night.
+
+27th. Up, and he and I walked to Paul's Church yard, and there saw Sir
+Harry Spillman's book, and I bespoke it and others, and thence we took
+coach, and he to my Lord's and I to St. James's, where we did our usual
+business, and thence I home and dined, and then by water to Woolwich,
+and there spent the afternoon till night under pretence of buying
+Captain Blackman's house and grounds, and viewing the ground took notice
+of Clothiers' cordage with which he, I believe, thinks to cheat the
+King. That being done I by water home, it being night first, and there I
+find our new mayd Jane come, a cook mayd. So to bed.
+
+28th. Up, and this day put on a half shirt first this summer, it being
+very hot; and yet so ill-tempered I am grown, that I am afeard I shall
+catch cold, while all the world is ready to melt away. To the office
+all the morning, at noon to dinner at home, then to my office till the
+evening, then out about several businesses and then by appointment to
+the 'Change, and thence with my uncle Wight to the Mum house, and there
+drinking, he do complain of his wife most cruel as the most troublesome
+woman in the world, and how she will have her will, saying she brought
+him a portion and God knows what. By which, with many instances more, I
+perceive they do live a sad life together. Thence to the Mitre and there
+comes Dr. Burnett to us and Mr. Maes, but the meeting was chiefly to
+bring the Doctor and me together, and there I began to have his advice
+about my disease, and then invited him to my house: and I am resolved
+to put myself into his hands. Here very late, but I drank nothing, nor
+will, though he do advise me to take care of cold drinks. So home and to
+bed.
+
+29th. Up, and Mr. Shepley came to me, who is lately come to town; among
+other things I hear by him how the children are sent for away from my
+father's, but he says without any great discontent. I am troubled there
+should be this occasion of difference, and yet I am glad they are gone,
+lest it should have come to worse. He tells me how my brave dogg I did
+give him, going out betimes one morning to Huntington, was set upon by
+five other doggs, and worried to pieces, of which I am a little, and
+he the most sorry I ever saw man for such a thing. Forth with him and
+walked a good way talking, then parted and I to the Temple, and to
+my cozen Roger Pepys, and thence by water to Westminster to see Dean
+Honiwood, whom I had not visited a great while. He is a good-natured,
+but a very weak man, yet a Dean, and a man in great esteem. Thence
+walked to my Lord Sandwich's, and there dined, my Lord there. He was
+pleasant enough at table with me, but yet without any discourse of
+business, or any regard to me when dinner was over, but fell to cards,
+and my Lady and I sat two hours alone, talking of the condition of
+her family's being greatly in debt, and many children now coming up to
+provide for. I did give her my sense very plain of it, which she took
+well and carried further than myself, to the bemoaning their condition,
+and remembering how finely things were ordered about six years ago, when
+I lived there and my Lord at sea every year. Thence home, doing several
+errands by the way. So to my office, and there till late at night, Mr.
+Comander coming to me for me to sign and seal the new draft of my will,
+which I did do, I having altered something upon the death of my brother
+Tom. So home to supper and to bed.
+
+30th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home
+to dinner, Mr. Wayth with me, and by and by comes in Mr. Falconer and
+his wife and dined with us, the first time she was ever here. We had a
+pretty good dinner, very merry in discourse, sat after dinner an hour or
+two, then down by water to Deptford and Woolwich about getting of some
+business done which I was bound to by my oath this month, and though
+in some things I have not come to the height of my vow of doing all my
+business in paying all my petty debts and receipt of all my petty monies
+due to me, yet I bless God I am not conscious of any neglect in me that
+they are not done, having not minded my pleasure at all, and so being
+resolved to take no manner of pleasure till it be done, I doubt not God
+will forgive me for not forfeiting the L10 promised. Walked back from
+Woolwich to Greenwich all alone, save a man that had a cudgell in his
+hand, and, though he told me he laboured in the King's yarde, and many
+other good arguments that he is an honest man, yet, God forgive me! I
+did doubt he might knock me on the head behind with his club. But I got
+safe home. Then to the making up my month's accounts, and find myself
+still a gainer and rose to L951, for which God be blessed. I end the
+month with my mind full of business and some sorrow that I have not
+exactly performed all my vowes, though my not doing is not my fault, and
+shall be made good out of my first leisure. Great doubts yet whether the
+Dutch wary go on or no. The Fleet ready in the Hope, of twelve sayle.
+The King and Queenes go on board, they say, on Saturday next. Young
+children of my Lord Sandwich gone with their mayds from my mother's,
+which troubles me, it being, I hear from Mr. Shepley, with great
+discontent, saying, that though they buy good meate, yet can never have
+it before it stinks, which I am ashamed of.
+
+
+
+
+JULY 1664
+
+July 1st. Up and within all the morning, first bringing down my Tryangle
+to my chamber below, having a new frame made proper for it to stand on.
+By and by comes Dr. Burnett, who assures me that I have an ulcer either
+in the kidneys or bladder, for my water, which he saw yesterday, he is
+sure the sediment is not slime gathered by heat, but is a direct pusse.
+He did write me down some direction what to do for it, but not with the
+satisfaction I expected.
+
+ Dr. Burnett's advice to mee.
+
+ The Originall is fyled among my letters.
+
+ Take of ye Rootes of Marsh-Mallows foure ounces, of Cumfry, of
+ Liquorish, of each two ounces, of ye Mowers of St. John's Wort two
+ Handsfull, of ye Leaves of Plantan, of Alehoofe, of each three
+ handfulls, of Selfeheale, of Red Roses, of each one Handfull, of
+ Cynament, of Nutmegg, of each halfe an ounce. Beate them well, then
+ powre upon them one Quart of old Rhenish wine, and about Six houres
+ after strayne it and clarify it with ye white of an Egge, and with a
+ sufficient quantity of sugar, boyle it to ye consistence of a Syrrup
+ and reserve it for use.
+
+ Dissolve one spoonefull of this Syrrup in every draught of Ale or
+ beere you drink.
+
+ Morning and evening swallow ye quantity of an hazle-nutt of Cyprus
+ Terebintine.
+
+ If you are bound or have a fit of ye Stone eate an ounce of Cassia
+ new drawne, from ye poynt of a knife.
+
+ Old Canary or Malaga wine you may drinke to three or 4 glasses, but
+ noe new wine, and what wine you drinke, lett it bee at meales.-[From
+ a slip of paper inserted in the Diary at this place.]
+
+I did give him a piece, with good hopes, however, that his advice will
+be of use to me, though it is strange that Mr. Hollyard should never say
+one word of this ulcer in all his life to me. He being gone, I to the
+'Change, and thence home to dinner, and so to my office, busy till
+the evening, and then by agreement came Mr. Hill and Andrews and one
+Cheswicke, a maister who plays very well upon the Spinette, and we sat
+singing Psalms till 9 at night, and so broke up with great pleasure,
+and very good company it is, and I hope I shall now and then have their
+company. They being gone, I to my office till towards twelve o'clock,
+and then home and to bed. Upon the 'Change, this day, I saw how
+uncertain the temper of the people is, that, from our discharging of
+about 200 that lay idle, having nothing to do, upon some of our ships,
+which were ordered to be fitted for service, and their works are now
+done, the towne do talk that the King discharges all his men, 200
+yesterday and 800 to-day, and that now he hath got L100,000 in his hand,
+he values not a Dutch warr. But I undeceived a great many, telling them
+how it is.
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and there, which is strange, I could meet with nobody that
+I could invite home to my venison pasty, but only Mr. Alsopp and Mr.
+Lanyon, whom I invited last night, and a friend they brought along with
+them. So home and with our venison pasty we had other good meat and good
+discourse. After dinner sat close to discourse about our business of
+the victualling of the garrison of Tangier, taking their prices of all
+provisions, and I do hope to order it so that they and I also may get
+something by it, which do much please me, for I hope I may get nobly and
+honestly with profit to the King. They being gone came Sir W. Warren,
+and he and I discoursed long about the business of masts, and then in
+the evening to my office, where late writing letters, and then home to
+look over some Brampton papers, which I am under an oathe to dispatch
+before I spend one half houre in any pleasure or go to bed before 12
+o'clock, to which, by the grace of God, I will be true. Then to bed.
+When I came home I found that to-morrow being Sunday I should gain
+nothing by doing it to-night, and to-morrow I can do it very well
+and better than to-night. I went to bed before my time, but with a
+resolution of doing the thing to better purpose to-morrow.
+
+3rd (Lord's day). Up and ready, and all the morning in my chamber
+looking over and settling some Brampton businesses. At noon to dinner,
+where the remains of yesterday's venison and a couple of brave green
+geese, which we are fain to eat alone, because they will not keepe,
+which troubled us. After dinner I close to my business, and before the
+evening did end it with great content, and my mind eased by it. Then up
+and spent the evening walking with my wife talking, and it thundering
+and lightning all the evening, and this yeare have had the most of
+thunder and lightning they say of any in man's memory, and so it is, it
+seems, in France and everywhere else. So to prayers and to bed.
+
+4th. Up, and many people with me about business, and then out to several
+places, and so at noon to my Lord Crew's, and there dined and very much
+made of there by him. He offered me the selling of some land of his in
+Cambridgeshire, a purchase of about L1000, and if I can compass it I
+will. After dinner I walked homeward, still doing business by the way,
+and at home find my wife this day of her owne accord to have lain
+out 25s. upon a pair of pendantes for her eares, which did vex me and
+brought both me and her to very high and very foule words from her
+to me, such as trouble me to think she should have in her mouth, and
+reflecting upon our old differences, which I hate to have remembered. I
+vowed to breake them, or that she should go and get what she could for
+them again. I went with that resolution out of doors; the poor wretch
+afterwards in a little while did send out to change them for her money
+again. I followed Besse her messenger at the 'Change, and there
+did consult and sent her back; I would not have them changed, being
+satisfied that she yielded. So went home, and friends again as to that
+business; but the words I could not get out of my mind, and so went to
+bed at night discontented, and she came to bed to me, but all would not
+make me friends, but sleep and rise in the morning angry. This day the
+King and the Queene went to visit my Lord Sandwich and the fleete, going
+forth in the Hope.
+
+ ["Their Majesties were treated at Tilbury Hope by the Earl of
+ Sandwich, returning the same day, abundantly satisfied both with the
+ dutiful respects of that honourable person and with the excellent
+ condition of all matters committed to his charge" ("The Newes," July
+ 7th, 1664).--B.]
+
+5th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the 'Change
+a little, then with W. Howe home and dined. So after dinner to my
+office, and there busy till late at night, having had among other things
+much discourse with young Gregory about the Chest business, wherein Sir
+W. Batten is so great a knave, and also with Alsop and Lanyon about the
+Tangier victualling, wherein I hope to get something for myself. Late
+home to supper and to bed, being full of thoughts of a sudden resolution
+this day taken upon the 'Change of going down to-morrow to the Hope.
+
+6th. Up very betimes, and my wife also, and got us ready; and about
+eight o'clock, having got some bottles of wine and beer and neat's
+tongues, we went to our barge at the Towre, where Mr. Pierce and his
+wife, and a kinswoman and his sister, and Mrs. Clerke and her sister and
+cozen were to expect us; and so set out for the Hope, all the way down
+playing at cards and other sports, spending our time pretty merry. Come
+to the Hope about one and there showed them all the ships, and had a
+collacion of anchovies, gammon, &c., and after an houre's stay or more,
+embarked again for home; and so to cards and other sports till we came
+to Greenwich, and there Mrs. Clerke and my wife and I on shore to an
+alehouse, for them to do their business, and so to the barge again,
+having shown them the King's pleasure boat; and so home to the Bridge,
+bringing night home with us; and it rained hard, but we got them on foot
+to the Beare, and there put them into a boat, and I back to my wife in
+the barge, and so to the Tower Wharf and home, being very well pleased
+today with the company, especially Mrs. Pierce, who continues her
+complexion as well as ever, and hath, at this day, I think, the best
+complexion that ever I saw on any woman, young or old, or child either,
+all days of my life. Also Mrs. Clerke's kinswoman sings very prettily,
+but is very confident in it; Mrs. Clerke herself witty, but spoils all
+in being so conceited and making so great a flutter with a few fine
+clothes and some bad tawdry things worne with them. But the charge of
+the barge lies heavy upon me, which troubles me, but it is but once, and
+I may make Pierce do me some courtesy as great. Being come home, I weary
+to bed with sitting. The reason of Dr. Clerke's not being here was the
+King's being sicke last night and let blood, and so he durst not come
+away to-day.
+
+7th. Up, and this day begun, the first day this year, to put off my
+linnen waistcoat, but it happening to be a cool day I was afraid of
+taking cold, which troubles me, and is the greatest pain I have in the
+world to think of my bad temper of my health. At the office all the
+morning. Dined at home, to my office to prepare some things against a
+Committee of Tangier this afternoon. So to White Hall, and there found
+the Duke and twenty more reading their commission (of which I am, and
+was also sent to, to come) for the Royall Fishery, which is very large,
+and a very serious charter it is; but the company generally so ill
+fitted for so serious a worke that I do much fear it will come to
+little. That being done, and not being able to do any thing for lacke
+of an oathe for the Governor and Assistants to take, we rose. Then our
+Committee for the Tangier victualling met and did a little, and so up,
+and I and Mr. Coventry walked in the garden half an hour, talking of
+the business of our masts, and thence away and with Creed walked half an
+hour or more in the Park, and thence to the New Exchange to drink some
+creame, but missed it and so parted, and I home, calling by the way
+for my new bookes, viz., Sir H. Spillman's "Whole Glossary," "Scapula's
+Lexicon," and Shakespeare's plays, which I have got money out of my
+stationer's bills to pay for. So home and to my office a while, and then
+home and to bed, finding myself pretty well for all my waistecoate being
+put off to-day. The king is pretty well to-day, though let blood the
+night before yesterday.
+
+8th. Up and called out by my Lord Peterborough's gentleman to Mr. Povy's
+to discourse about getting of his money, wherein I am concerned in hopes
+of the L50 my Lord hath promised me, but I dare not reckon myself sure
+of it till I have it in my main,--[hand.]--for these Lords are hard to
+be trusted. Though I well deserve it. I staid at Povy's for his
+coming in, and there looked over his stables and every thing, but
+notwithstanding all the times I have been there I do yet find many fine
+things to look on. Thence to White Hall a little, to hear how the King
+do, he not having been well these three days. I find that he is pretty
+well again. So to Paul's Churchyarde about my books, and to the binder's
+and directed the doing of my Chaucer,
+
+ [This was Speght's edition of 1602, which is still in the Pepysian
+ Library. The book is bound in calf, with brass clasps and bosses.
+ It is not lettered.]
+
+though they were not full neate enough for me, but pretty well it is;
+and thence to the clasp-maker's to have it clasped and bossed. So to the
+'Change and home to dinner, and so to my office till 5 o'clock, and then
+came Mr. Hill and Andrews, and we sung an houre or two. Then broke
+up and Mr. Alsop and his company came and consulted about our Tangier
+victualling and brought it to a good head. So they parted, and I to
+supper and to bed.
+
+9th. Up, and at the office all the morning. In the afternoon by coach
+with Sir J. Minnes to White Hall, and there to a Committee for Fishing;
+but the first thing was swearing to be true to the Company, and we
+were all sworne; but a great dispute we had, which, methought, is very
+ominous to the Company; some, that we should swear to be true to the
+best of our power, and others to the best of our understanding; and
+carried in the last, though in that we are the least able to serve the
+Company, because we would not be obliged to attend the business when we
+can, but when we list. This consideration did displease me, but it was
+voted and so went. We did nothing else, but broke up till a Committee
+of Guinny was set and ended, and then met again for Tangier, and there
+I did my business about my Lord Peterborough's order and my own for my
+expenses for the garrison lately. So home, by the way calling for my
+Chaucer and other books, and that is well done to my mind, which pleased
+me well. So to my office till late writing letters, and so home to my
+wife to supper and bed, where we have not lain together because of the
+heat of the weather a good while, but now against her going into the
+country.
+
+10th (Lord's day). Up and by water, towards noon, to Somersett House,
+and walked to my Lord Sandwich's, and there dined with my Lady and the
+children. And after some ordinary discourse with my Lady, after dinner
+took our leaves and my wife hers, in order to her going to the country
+to-morrow. But my Lord took not occasion to speak one word of my father
+or mother about the children at all, which I wonder at, and begin I will
+not. Here my Lady showed us my Lady Castlemayne's picture, finely done;
+given my Lord; and a most beautiful picture it is. Thence with my Lady
+Jemimah and Mr. Sidney to St. Gyles's Church, and there heard a long,
+poore sermon. Thence set them down and in their coach to Kate Joyce's
+christening, where much company, good service of sweetmeates; and after
+an houre's stay, left them, and in my Lord's coach--his noble, rich
+coach--home, and there my wife fell to putting things in order against
+her going to-morrow, and I to read, and so to bed, where I not well, and
+so had no pleasure at all with my poor wife.
+
+11th. But betimes up this morning, and, getting ready, we by coach to
+Holborne, where, at nine o'clock, they set out, and I and my man Will on
+horseback, by my wife, to Barnett; a very pleasant day; and there dined
+with her company, which was very good; a pretty gentlewoman with her,
+that goes but to Huntington, and a neighbour to us in towne. Here we
+staid two hours and then parted for all together, and my poor wife I
+shall soon want I am sure. Thence I and Will to see the Wells, half a
+mile off,
+
+ [The mineral springs at Barnet Common, nearly a mile to the west of
+ High Barnet. The discovery of the wells was announced in the
+ "Perfect Diurnall" of June 5th, 1652, and Fuller, writing in 1662,
+ says that there are hopes that the waters may "save as many lives as
+ were lost in the fatal battle at Barnet" ("Worthies," Herts). A
+ pamphlet on "The Barnet Well Water" was published by the Rev. W. M.
+ Trinder, M.D., as late as the year 1800, but in 1840 the old well-
+ house was pulled down.]
+
+and there I drank three glasses, and went and walked and came back and
+drunk two more; the woman would have had me drink three more; but I
+could not, my belly being full, but this wrought very well, and so we
+rode home, round by Kingsland, Hackney, and Mile End till we were quite
+weary, and my water working at least 7 or 8 times upon the road, which
+pleased me well, and so home weary, and not being very well, I betimes
+to bed, and there fell into a most mighty sweat in the night, about
+eleven o'clock, and there, knowing what money I have in the house and
+hearing a noyse, I begun to sweat worse and worse, till I melted almost
+to water. I rung, and could not in half an houre make either of the
+wenches hear me, and this made me fear the more, lest they might be
+gaga; and then I begun to think that there was some design in a stone
+being flung at the window over our stayres this evening, by which the
+thiefes meant to try what looking there would be after them and know
+our company. These thoughts and fears I had, and do hence apprehend the
+fears of all rich men that are covetous and have much money by them.
+At last Jane rose, and then I understand it was only the dogg wants a
+lodging and so made a noyse. So to bed, but hardly slept, at last did,
+and so till morning,
+
+12th. And so rose, called up by my Lord Peterborough's gentleman about
+getting his Lord's money to-day of Mr. Povy, wherein I took such order,
+that it was paid, and I had my L50 brought me, which comforts my heart.
+We sat at the office all the morning, then at home. Dined alone; sad for
+want of company and not being very well, and know not how to eat alone.
+After dinner down with Sir G. Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, and Sir W. Batten
+to view, and did like a place by Deptford yard to lay masts in. By
+and by comes Mr. Coventry, and after a little stay he and I down to
+Blackwall, he having a mind to see the yarde, which we did, and fine
+storehouses there are and good docks, but of no great profit to him that
+oweth them for ought we see.
+
+ [For "owneth." This sense is very common in Shakespeare. In the
+ original edition of the authorized version of the Bible we read: "So
+ shall the Jews at Jerusalem bind the man that oweth this girdle"
+ (Acts xxi. I i) Nares's Glossary.]
+
+So home by water with him, having good discourse by the way, and so I to
+the office a while, and late home to supper and to bed.
+
+13th. Up and to my office, at noon (after having at an alehouse hard
+by discoursed with one Mr. Tyler, a neighbour, and one Captain Sanders
+about the discovery of some pursers that have sold their provisions) I
+to my Lord Sandwich, thinking to have dined there, but they not dining
+at home, I with Captain Ferrers to Mr. Barwell the King's Squire Sadler,
+where about this time twelvemonths I dined before at a good venison
+pasty. The like we had now, and very good company, Mr. Tresham and
+others. Thence to White Hall to the Fishery, and there did little. So
+by water home, and there met Lanyon, &c., about Tangier matters, and
+so late to my office, and thence home and to bed. Mr. Moore was with me
+late to desire me to come to my Lord Sandwich tomorrow morning, which I
+shall, but I wonder what my business is.
+
+14th. My mind being doubtful what the business should be, I rose a
+little after four o'clock, and abroad. Walked to my Lord's, and nobody
+up, but the porter rose out of bed to me so I back again to Fleete
+Streete, and there bought a little book of law; and thence, hearing a
+psalm sung, I went into St. Dunstan's, and there heard prayers read,
+which, it seems, is done there every morning at six o'clock; a thing I
+never did do at a chappell, but the College Chappell, in all my life.
+Thence to my Lord's again, and my Lord being up, was sent for up, and
+he and I alone. He did begin with a most solemn profession of the same
+confidence in and love for me that he ever had, and then told me what a
+misfortune was fallen upon me and him: in me, by a displeasure which my
+Lord Chancellor did show to him last night against me, in the highest
+and most passionate manner that ever any man did speak, even to the not
+hearing of any thing to be said to him: but he told me, that he did say
+all that could be said for a man as to my faithfullnesse and duty to his
+Lordship, and did me the greatest right imaginable. And what should the
+business be, but that I should be forward to have the trees in Clarendon
+Park marked and cut down, which he, it seems, hath bought of my Lord
+Albemarle; when, God knows! I am the most innocent man in the world in
+it, and did nothing of myself, nor knew of his concernment therein, but
+barely obeyed my Lord Treasurer's warrant for the doing thereof. And
+said that I did most ungentlemanlike with him, and had justified the
+rogues in cutting down a tree of his; and that I had sent the veriest
+Fanatique [Deane] that is in England to mark them, on purpose to
+nose--[provoke]--him. All which, I did assure my Lord, was most properly
+false, and nothing like it true; and told my Lord the whole passage. My
+Lord do seem most nearly affected; he is partly, I believe, for me, and
+partly for himself. So he advised me to wait presently upon my Lord, and
+clear myself in the most perfect manner I could, with all submission and
+assurance that I am his creature both in this and all other things; and
+that I do owne that all I have, is derived through my Lord Sandwich from
+his Lordship. So, full of horror, I went, and found him busy in tryals
+of law in his great room; and it being Sitting-day, durst not stay, but
+went to my Lord and told him so: whereupon he directed me to take him
+after dinner; and so away I home, leaving my Lord mightily concerned for
+me. I to the office, and there sat busy all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and from the 'Change over with Alsopp and the others to the
+Pope's Head tavern, and there staid a quarter of an hour, and concluded
+upon this, that in case I got them no more than 3s. per week per man
+I should have of them but L150 per ann., but to have it without any
+adventure or charge, but if I got them 3s. 2d., then they would give me
+L300 in the like manner. So I directed them to draw up their tender in
+a line or two against the afternoon, and to meet me at White Hall. So
+I left them, and I to my Lord Chancellor's; and there coming out after
+dinner I accosted him, telling him that I was the unhappy Pepys that
+had fallen into his high displeasure, and come to desire him to give me
+leave to make myself better understood to his Lordship, assuring him
+of my duty and service. He answered me very pleasingly, that he was
+confident upon the score of my Lord Sandwich's character of me, but that
+he had reason to think what he did, and desired me to call upon him some
+evening: I named to-night, and he accepted of it. So with my heart light
+I to White Hall, and there after understanding by a stratagem, and yet
+appearing wholly desirous not to understand Mr. Gauden's price when he
+desired to show it me, I went down and ordered matters in our tender
+so well that at the meeting by and by I was ready with Mr. Gauden's
+and his, both directed him a letter to me to give the board their two
+tenders, but there being none but the Generall Monk and Mr. Coventry and
+Povy and I, I did not think fit to expose them to view now, but put it
+off till Saturday, and so with good content rose. Thence I to the Half
+Moone, against the 'Change, to acquaint Lanyon and his friends of our
+proceedings, and thence to my Lord Chancellor's, and there heard several
+tryals, wherein I perceive my Lord is a most able and ready man. After
+all done, he himself called, "Come, Mr. Pepys, you and I will take a
+turn in the garden." So he was led down stairs, having the goute, and
+there walked with me, I think, above an houre, talking most friendly,
+yet cunningly. I told him clearly how things were; how ignorant I was
+of his Lordship's concernment in it; how I did not do nor say one word
+singly, but what was done was the act of the whole Board. He told me by
+name that he was more angry with Sir G. Carteret than with me, and also
+with the whole body of the Board. But thinking who it was of the Board
+that knew him least, he did place his fear upon me; but he finds that
+he is indebted to none of his friends there. I think I did thoroughly
+appease him, till he thanked me for my desire and pains to satisfy him;
+and upon my desiring to be directed who I should of his servants advise
+with about this business, he told me nobody, but would be glad to hear
+from me himself. He told me he would not direct me in any thing, that it
+might not be said that the Lord Chancellor did labour to abuse the King;
+or (as I offered) direct the suspending the Report of the Purveyors but
+I see what he means, and I will make it my worke to do him service
+in it. But, Lord! to see how he is incensed against poor Deane, as a
+fanatique rogue, and I know not what: and what he did was done in spite
+to his Lordship, among all his friends and tenants. He did plainly say
+that he would not direct me in any thing, for he would not put himself
+into the power of any man to say that he did so and so; but plainly
+told me as if he would be glad I did something. Lord! to see how we poor
+wretches dare not do the King good service for fear of the greatness of
+these men. He named Sir G. Carteret, and Sir J. Minnes, and the rest;
+and that he was as angry with them all as me. But it was pleasant to
+think that, while he was talking to me, comes into the garden Sir G.
+Carteret; and my Lord avoided speaking with him, and made him and many
+others stay expecting him, while I walked up and down above an houre, I
+think; and would have me walk with my hat on. And yet, after all this,
+there has been so little ground for this his jealousy of me, that I am
+sometimes afeard that he do this only in policy to bring me to his side
+by scaring me; or else, which is worse, to try how faithfull I would
+be to the King; but I rather think the former of the two. I parted with
+great assurance how I acknowledged all I had to come from his Lordship;
+which he did not seem to refuse, but with great kindness and respect
+parted. So I by coach home, calling at my Lord's, but he not within. At
+my office late, and so home to eat something, being almost starved for
+want of eating my dinner to-day, and so to bed, my head being full of
+great and many businesses of import to me.
+
+15th. Up, and to my Lord Sandwich's; where he sent for me up, and I
+did give my Lord an account of what had passed with my Lord Chancellor
+yesterday; with which he was well pleased, and advised me by all means
+to study in the best manner I could to serve him in this business. After
+this discourse ended, he begun to tell me that he had now pitched upon
+his day of going to sea upon Monday next, and that he would now give me
+an account how matters are with him. He told me that his work now in the
+world is only to keep up his interest at Court, having little hopes
+to get more considerably, he saying that he hath now about L8,000 per
+annum. It is true, he says, he oweth about L10,000; but he hath been at
+great charges in getting things to this pass in his estate; besides his
+building and good goods that he hath bought. He says he hath now evened
+his reckonings at the Wardrobe till Michaelmas last, and hopes to finish
+it to Ladyday before he goes. He says now there is due, too, L7,000 to
+him there, if he knew how to get it paid, besides L2000 that Mr. Montagu
+do owe him. As to his interest, he says that he hath had all the injury
+done him that ever man could have by another bosom friend that knows
+all his secrets, by Mr. Montagu; but he says that the worst of it all
+is past, and he gone out and hated, his very person by the King, and he
+believes the more upon the score of his carriage to him; nay, that the
+Duke of Yorke did say a little while since in his closett, that he did
+hate him because of his ungratefull carriage to my Lord of Sandwich. He
+says that he is as great with the Chancellor, or greater, than ever in
+his life. That with the King he is the like; and told me an instance,
+that whereas he formerly was of the private council to the King before
+he was last sicke, and that by the sickness an interruption was made
+in his attendance upon him; the King did not constantly call him, as he
+used to do, to his private council, only in businesses of the sea and
+the like; but of late the King did send a message to him by Sir Harry
+Bennet, to excuse the King to my Lord that he had not of late sent for
+him as he used to do to his private council, for it was not out of any
+distaste, but to avoid giving offence to some others whom he did not
+name; but my Lord supposes it might be Prince Rupert, or it may be only
+that the King would rather pass it by an excuse, than be thought unkind:
+but that now he did desire him to attend him constantly, which of late
+he hath done, and the King never more kind to him in his life than now.
+The Duke of Yorke, as much as is possible; and in the business of late,
+when I was to speak to my Lord about his going to sea, he says that he
+finds the Duke did it with the greatest ingenuity and love in the world;
+"and whereas," says my Lord, "here is a wise man hard by that thinks
+himself so, and would be thought so, and it may be is in a degree so
+(naming by and by my Lord Crew), would have had me condition with him
+that neither Prince Rupert nor any body should come over his head, and I
+know not what." The Duke himself hath caused in his commission, that he
+be made Admirall of this and what other ships or fleets shall hereafter
+be put out after these; which is very noble. He tells me in these cases,
+and that of Mr. Montagu's, and all others, he finds that bearing of them
+patiently is his best way, without noise or trouble, and things wear out
+of themselves and come fair again. But, says he, take it from me, never
+to trust too much to any man in the world, for you put yourself into his
+power; and the best seeming friend and real friend as to the present may
+have or take occasion to fall out with you, and then out comes all. Then
+he told me of Sir Harry Bennet, though they were always kind, yet now
+it is become to an acquaintance and familiarity above ordinary, that for
+these months he hath done no business but with my Lord's advice in his
+chamber, and promises all faithfull love to him and service upon all
+occasions. My Lord says, that he hath the advantage of being able by his
+experience to helpe and advise him; and he believes that that chiefly
+do invite Sir Harry to this manner of treating him. "Now," says my Lord,
+"the only and the greatest embarras that I have in the world is, how
+to behave myself to Sir H. Bennet and my Lord Chancellor, in case that
+there do lie any thing under the embers about my Lord Bristoll, which
+nobody can tell; for then," says he, "I must appear for one or other,
+and I will lose all I have in the world rather than desert my Lord
+Chancellor: so that," says he, "I know not for my life what to do in
+that case." For Sir H. Bennet's love is come to the height, and his
+confidence, that he hath given my Lord a character, and will oblige my
+Lord to correspond with him. "This," says he, "is the whole condition of
+my estate and interest; which I tell you, because I know not whether I
+shall see you again or no." Then as to the voyage, he thinks it will be
+of charge to him, and no profit; but that he must not now look after nor
+think to encrease, but study to make good what he hath, that what is due
+to him from the Wardrobe or elsewhere may be paid, which otherwise would
+fail, and all a man hath be but small content to him. So we seemed to
+take leave one of another; my Lord of me, desiring me that I would
+write to him and give him information upon all occasions in matters that
+concern him; which, put together with what he preambled with yesterday,
+makes me think that my Lord do truly esteem me still, and desires to
+preserve my service to him; which I do bless God for. In the middle of
+our discourse my Lady Crew came in to bring my Lord word that he hath
+another son, my Lady being brought to bed just now, I did not think her
+time had been so nigh, but she's well brought to bed, for which God be
+praised! and send my Lord to study the laying up of something the more!
+Then with Creed to St. James's, and missing Mr. Coventry, to White Hall;
+where, staying for him in one of the galleries, there comes out of the
+chayre-room Mrs. Stewart, in a most lovely form, with her hair all
+about her eares, having her picture taking there. There was the King and
+twenty more, I think, standing by all the while, and a lovely creature
+she in this dress seemed to be. Thence to the 'Change by coach, and so
+home to dinner and then to my office. In the evening Mr. Hill, Andrews
+and I to my chamber to sing, which we did very pleasantly, and then to
+my office again, where very late and so home, with my mind I bless God
+in good state of ease and body of health, only my head at this juncture
+very full of business, how to get something. Among others what this
+rogue Creed will do before he goes to sea, for I would fain be rid of
+him and see what he means to do, for I will then declare myself his firm
+friend or enemy.
+
+16th. Up in the morning, my head mightily confounded with the great
+deale of business I have upon me to do. But to the office, and there
+dispatched Mr. Creed's business pretty well about his bill; but then
+there comes W. Howe for my Lord's bill of Imprest for L500 to carry with
+him this voyage, and so I was at a loss how to carry myself in it, Creed
+being there, but there being no help I delivered it to them both, and
+let them contend, when I perceive they did both endeavour to have it,
+but W. Howe took it, and the other had the discretion to suffer it. But
+I think I cleared myself to Creed that it past not from any practice
+of mine. At noon rose and did some necessary business at the 'Change.
+Thence to Trinity House to a dinner which Sir G. Carteret makes there
+as Maister this year. Thence to White Hall to the Tangier Committee, and
+there, above my expectation, got the business of our contract for the
+victualling carried for my people, viz., Alsopp, Lanyon, and Yeabsly;
+and by their promise I do thereby get L300 per annum to myself, which
+do overjoy me; and the matter is left to me to draw up. Mr. Lewes was in
+the gallery and is mightily amazed at it, and I believe Mr. Gauden will
+make some stir about it, for he wrote to Mr. Coventry to-day about it to
+argue why he should for the King's convenience have it, but Mr. Coventry
+most justly did argue freely for them that served cheapest. Thence
+walked a while with Mr. Coventry in the gallery, and first find that he
+is mighty cold in his present opinion of Mr. Peter Pett for his flagging
+and doing things so lazily there, and he did also surprise me with
+a question why Deane did not bring in their report of the timber of
+Clarendon. What he means thereby I know not, but at present put him off;
+nor do I know how to steer myself: but I must think of it, and advise
+with my Lord Sandwich. Thence with Creed by coach to my Lord Sandwich's,
+and there I got Mr. Moore to give me my Lord's hand for my receipt of
+L109 more of my money of Sir G. Carteret, so that then his debt to me
+will be under L500, I think. This do ease my mind also. Thence carried
+him and W. Howe into London, and set them down at Sir G. Carteret's to
+receive some money, and I home and there busy very late, and so home to
+supper and to bed, with my mind in pretty good ease, my business being
+in a pretty good condition every where.
+
+17th (Lord's day). All the morning at my office doing business there, it
+raining hard. So dined at home alone. After dinner walked to my Lord's,
+and there found him and much other guests at table at dinner, and it
+seems they have christened his young son to-day-called him James. I got
+a piece of cake. I got my Lord to signe and seale my business about my
+selling of Brampton land, which though not so full as I would, yet is as
+full as I can at present. Walked home again, and there fell to read, and
+by and by comes my uncle Wight, Dr. Burnett, and another gentleman,
+and talked and drank, and the Doctor showed me the manner of eating,
+turpentine, which pleases me well, for it is with great ease. So they
+being gone, I to supper and to bed.
+
+18th. Up, and walked to my Lord's, and there took my leave of him, he
+seeming very friendly to me in as serious a manner as ever in his life,
+and I believe he is very confident of me. He sets out this morning
+for Deale. Thence to St. James's to the Duke, and there did our usual
+business. He discourses very freely of a warr with Holland, to begin
+about winter, so that I believe we shall come to it. Before we went up
+to the Duke, Sir G. Carteret and I did talk together in the Parke about
+my Lord Chancellor's business of the timber; he telling me freely that
+my Lord Chancellor was never so angry with him in all his life, as he
+was for this business, in great passion; and that when he saw me there,
+he knew what it was about. And plots now with me how we may serve my
+Lord, which I am mightily glad of; and I hope together we may do it.
+Thence to Westminster to my barber's, to have my Periwigg he lately made
+me cleansed of its nits, which vexed me cruelly that he should put such
+a thing into my hands. Here meeting his mayd Jane, that has lived with
+them so long, I talked with her, and sending her of an errand to Dr.
+Clerk's, did meet her, and took her into a little alehouse in Brewers
+Yard, and there did sport with her, without any knowledge of her though,
+and a very pretty innocent girl she is. Thence to my Lord Chancellor's,
+but he being busy I went away to the 'Change, and so home to dinner. By
+and by comes Creed, and I out with him to Fleet Street, and he to Mr.
+Povy's, I to my Lord Chancellor's, and missing him again walked to
+Povy's, and there saw his new perspective in his closet. Povy, to my
+great surprise and wonder, did here attacque me in his own and Mr.
+Bland's behalf that I should do for them both for the new contractors
+for the victualling of the garrison. Which I am ashamed that he should
+ask of me, nor did I believe that he was a man that did seek benefit in
+such poor things. Besides that he professed that he did not believe that
+I would have any hand myself in the contract, and yet here declares that
+he himself would have profit by it, and himself did move me that Sir W.
+Rider might join, and Ford with Gauden. I told him I had no interest
+in them, but I fear they must do something to him, for he told me that
+those of the Mole did promise to consider him. Thence home and Creed
+with me, and there he took occasion to owne his obligations to me, and
+did lay down twenty pieces in gold upon my shelf in my closett, which
+I did not refuse, but wish and expected should have been more. But,
+however, this is better than nothing, and now I am out of expectation,
+and shall henceforward know how to deal with him. After discourse of
+settling his matters here, we went out by coach, and he 'light at the
+Temple, and there took final leave of me, in order to his following my
+Lord to-morrow. I to my Lord Chancellor, and discoursed his business
+with him. I perceive, and he says plainly, that he will not have any man
+to have it in his power to say that my Lord Chancellor did contrive the
+wronging the King of his timber; but yet I perceive, he would be glad to
+have service done him therein; and told me Sir G. Carteret hath told him
+that he and I would look after his business to see it done in the best
+manner for him. Of this I was glad, and so away. Thence home, and late
+with my Tangier men about drawing up their agreement with us, wherein I
+find much trouble, and after doing as much as we could to-night, broke
+up and I to bed.
+
+19th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon
+dined alone at home. After dinner Sir W. Batten and I down by water to
+Woolwich, where coming to the ropeyarde we are told that Mr. Falconer,
+who hath been ill of a relapse these two days, is just now dead. We
+went up to his widow, who is sicke in bed also. The poor woman in great
+sorrow, and entreats our friendship, which we shall, I think, in every
+thing do for her. I am sure I will. Thence to the Docke, and there in
+Sheldon's garden eat some fruit; so to Deptford a little, and thence
+home, it raining mightily, and being cold I doubted my health after it.
+At the office till 9 o'clock about Sir W. Warren's contract for masts,
+and then at home with Lanyon and Yeabsly till 12 and past about their
+contract for Tangier, wherein they and I differed, for I would have it
+drawn to the King's advantage, as much as might be, which they did not
+like, but parted good friends; however, when they were gone, I wished
+that I had forborne any disagreement till I had had their promise to me
+in writing. They being gone, I to bed.
+
+20th. Up, and a while to my office, and then home with Mr. Deane till
+dinner, discoursing upon the business of my Lord Chancellor's timber in
+Clarendon Parke, and how to make a report therein without offending him;
+which at last I drew up, and hope it will please him. But I would to
+God neither I nor he ever had had any thing to have done with it! Dined
+together with a good pig, and then out by coach to White Hall, to the
+Committee for Fishing; but nothing done, it being a great day to-day
+there upon drawing at the Lottery of Sir Arthur Slingsby. I got in and
+stood by the two Queenes and the Duchesse of Yorke, and just behind my
+Lady Castlemayne, whom I do heartily adore; and good sport it was to
+see how most that did give their ten pounds did go away with a pair of
+globes only for their lot, and one gentlewoman, one Mrs. Fish, with the
+only blanke. And one I staid to see drew a suit of hangings valued at
+L430, and they say are well worth the money, or near it. One other suit
+there is better than that; but very many lots of three and fourscore
+pounds. I observed the King and Queenes did get but as poor lots as any
+else. But the wisest man I met with was Mr. Cholmley, who insured as
+many as would, from drawing of the one blank for 12d.; in which case
+there was the whole number of persons to one, which I think was three or
+four hundred. And so he insured about 200 for 200 shillings, so that he
+could not have lost if one of them had drawn it, for there was enough
+to pay the L10; but it happened another drew it, and so he got all the
+money he took. I left the lottery, and went to a play, only a piece of
+it, which was the Duke's house, "Worse and Worse;" just the same manner
+of play, and writ, I believe, by the same man as "The Adventures of Five
+Hours;" very pleasant it was, and I begin to admire Harris more than
+ever. Thence to Westminster to see Creed, and he and I took a walk in
+the Parke. He is ill, and not able yet to set out after my Lord, but
+will do to-morrow. So home, and late at my office, and so home to bed.
+This evening being moonshine I played a little late upon my flageolette
+in the garden. But being at Westminster Hall I met with great news that
+Mrs. Lane is married to one Martin, one that serves Captain Marsh. She
+is gone abroad with him to-day, very fine. I must have a bout with her
+very shortly to see how she finds marriage.
+
+21st. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning, among other
+things making a contract with Sir W. Warren for almost 1000 Gottenburg
+masts, the biggest that ever was made in the Navy, and wholly of my
+compassing and a good one I hope it is for the King. Dined at Sir W.
+Batten's, where I have not eat these many months. Sir G. Carteret, Mr.
+Coventry, Sir J. Minnes, and myself there only, and my Lady. A good
+venison pasty, and very merry, and pleasant I made myself with my
+Lady, and she as much to me. This morning to the office comes Nicholas
+Osborne, Mr. Gauden's clerke, to desire of me what piece of plate I
+would choose to have a L100, or thereabouts, bestowed upon me in, he
+having order to lay out so much; and, out of his freedom with me, do
+of himself come to make this question. I a great while urged my
+unwillingnesse to take any, not knowing how I could serve Mr. Gauden,
+but left it wholly to himself; so at noon I find brought home in fine
+leather cases, a pair of the noblest flaggons that ever I saw all the
+days of my life; whether I shall keepe them or no I cannot tell; for
+it is to oblige me to him in the business of the Tangier victualling,
+wherein I doubt I shall not; but glad I am to see that I shall be sure
+to get something on one side or other, have it which will: so, with a
+merry heart, I looked upon them, and locked them up. After dinner to
+[give] my Lord Chancellor a good account of his business, and he is very
+well pleased therewith, and carries himself with great discretion to me,
+without seeming over glad or beholding to me; and yet I know that he do
+think himself very well served by me. Thence to Westminster and to Mrs.
+Lane's lodgings, to give her joy, and there suffered me to deal with
+her as I hoped to do, and by and by her husband comes, a sorry, simple
+fellow, and his letter to her which she proudly showed me a simple,
+nonsensical thing. A man of no discourse, and I fear married her to make
+a prize of, which he is mistaken in, and a sad wife I believe she will
+prove to him, for she urged me to appoint a time as soon as he is gone
+out of town to give her a meeting next week. So by water with a couple
+of cozens of Mrs. Lane's, and set them down at Queenhive, and I through
+Bridge home, and there late at business, and so home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+22nd. Up and to my office, where busy all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and so home to dinner, and then down by water to Deptford,
+where coming too soon, I spent an houre in looking round the yarde, and
+putting Mr. Shish
+
+ [Jonas Shish, master-shipwright at Deptford. There are several
+ papers of his among the State Papers. "I was at the funeral of old
+ Mr. Shish, Master Shipwright of His Majesty's Yard here, an honest
+ and remarkable man, and his death a public loss, for his excellent
+ success in building ships (though altogether illiterate) and for
+ bringing up so many of his children to be able artists. I held up
+ the pall with three knights who did him that honour, and he was
+ worthy of it. It was the custom of this good man to rise in the
+ night and pray, kneeling in his own coffin, which he had lying by
+ him for many years. He was born that famous year, the Gunpowder-
+ plot, 1605" (Evelyn's "Diary," May 13th, 1680).]
+
+to measure a piece or two of timber, which he did most cruelly wrong,
+and to the King's losse 12 or 13s. in a piece of 28 feet in contents.
+Thence to the Clerke of the Cheques, from whose house Mr. Falconer was
+buried to-day; Sir J. Minnes and I the only principal officers that
+were there. We walked to church with him, and then I left them without
+staying the sermon and straight home by water, and there find, as I
+expected, Mr. Hill, and Andrews, and one slovenly and ugly fellow,
+Seignor Pedro, who sings Italian songs to the theorbo most neatly,
+and they spent the whole evening in singing the best piece of musique
+counted of all hands in the world, made by Seignor Charissimi, the
+famous master in Rome. Fine it was, indeed, and too fine for me to judge
+of. They have spoke to Pedro to meet us every weeke, and I fear it
+will grow a trouble to me if we once come to bid judges to meet us,
+especially idle Masters, which do a little displease me to consider.
+They gone comes Mr. Lanyon, who tells me Mr. Alsopp is now become
+dangerously ill, and fears his recovery, covery, which shakes my
+expectation of L630 per annum by the business; and, therefore, bless God
+for what Mr. Gauden hath sent me, which, from some discourse to-day with
+Mr. Osborne, swearing that he knows not any thing of this business of
+the victualling; but, the contrary, that it is not that moves Mr. Gauden
+to send it me, for he hath had order for it any time these two months.
+Whether this be true or no, I know not; but I shall hence with the more
+confidence keepe it. To supper and to the office a little, and to walk
+in the garden, the moon shining bright, and fine warm fair weather, and
+so home to bed.
+
+23rd. Up, and all the morning at the office. At noon to the 'Change,
+where I took occasion to break the business of my Lord Chancellor's
+timber to Mr. Coventry in the best manner I could. He professed to me,
+that, till, Sir G. Carteret did speake of it at the table, after our
+officers were gone to survey it, he did not know that my Lord Chancellor
+had any thing to do with it; but now he says that he had been told by
+the Duke that Sir G. Carteret had spoke to him about it, and that he had
+told the Duke that, were he in my Lord Chancellor's case, if he were his
+father, he would rather fling away the gains of two or L3,000, than have
+it said that the timber, which should have been the King's, if it had
+continued the Duke of Albemarle's, was concealed by us in favour of my
+Lord Chancellor; for, says he, he is a great man, and all such as he,
+and he himself particularly, have a great many enemies that would be
+glad of such an advantage against him. When I told him it was strange
+that Sir J. Minnes and Sir G. Carteret, that knew my Lord Chancellor's
+concernment therein, should not at first inform us, he answered me that
+for Sir J. Minnes, he is looked upon to be an old good companion, but by
+nobody at the other end of the towne as any man of business, and that
+my Lord Chancellor, he dares say, never did tell him of it, only Sir G.
+Carteret, he do believe, must needs know it, for he and Sir J. Shaw are
+the greatest confidants he hath in the world. So for himself, he said,
+he would not mince the matter, but was resolved to do what was fit, and
+stand upon his owne legs therein, and that he would speak to the
+Duke, that he and Sir G. Carteret might be appointed to attend my Lord
+Chancellor in it. All this disturbs me mightily. I know not what to say
+to it, nor how to carry myself therein; for a compliance will discommend
+me to Mr. Coventry, and a discompliance to my Lord Chancellor. But I
+think to let it alone, or at least meddle in it as little more as I can.
+From thence walked toward Westminster, and being in an idle and wanton
+humour, walked through Fleet Alley, and there stood a most pretty wench
+at one of the doors, so I took a turn or two, but what by sense of
+honour and conscience I would not go in, but much against my will took
+coach and away, and away to Westminster Hall, and there 'light of Mrs.
+Lane, and plotted with her to go over the water. So met at White's
+stairs in Chanel Row, and over to the old house at Lambeth Marsh, and
+there eat and drank, and had my pleasure of her twice, she being the
+strangest woman in talk of love to her husband sometimes, and sometimes
+again she do not care for him, and yet willing enough to allow me a
+liberty of doing what I would with her. So spending 5s. or 6s. upon her,
+I could do what I would, and after an hour's stay and more back again
+and set her ashore there again, and I forward to Fleet Street, and
+called at Fleet Alley, not knowing how to command myself, and went in
+and there saw what formerly I have been acquainted with, the wickedness
+of these houses, and the forcing a man to present expense. The woman
+indeed is a most lovely woman, but I had no courage to meddle with her
+for fear of her not being wholesome, and so counterfeiting that I had
+not money enough, it was pretty to see how cunning she was, would not
+suffer me to have to do in any manner with her after she saw I had no
+money, but told me then I would not come again, but she now was sure I
+would come again, but I hope in God I shall not, for though she be
+one of the prettiest women I ever saw, yet I fear her abusing me. So
+desiring God to forgive me for this vanity, I went home, taking some
+books from my bookseller, and taking his lad home with me, to whom I
+paid L10 for books I have laid up money for, and laid out within these
+three weeks, and shall do no more a great while I hope. So to my office
+writing letters, and then home and to bed, weary of the pleasure I have
+had to-day, and ashamed to think of it.
+
+24th (Lord's day). Up, in some pain all day from yesterday's passages,
+having taken cold, I suppose. So staid within all day reading of two
+or three good plays. At night to my office a little, and so home, after
+supper to bed.
+
+25th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten by coach to St.
+James's, but there the Duke being gone out we to my Lord Berkeley's
+chamber, Mr. Coventry being there, and among other things there met with
+a printed copy of the King's commission for the repair of Paul's, which
+is very large, and large power for collecting money, and recovering of
+all people that had bought or sold formerly any thing belonging to the
+Church. And here I find my Lord Mayor of the City set in order before
+the Archbishopp or any nobleman, though all the greatest officers of
+state are there. But yet I do not hear by my Lord Berkeley, who is
+one of them, that any thing is like to come of it. Thence back again
+homewards, and Sir W. Batten and I to the Coffee-house, but no newes,
+only the plague is very hot still, and encreases among the Dutch. Home
+to dinner, and after dinner walked forth, and do what I could I could
+not keep myself from going through Fleet Lane, but had the sense of
+safety and honour not to go in, and the rather being a holiday I feared
+I might meet with some people that might know me. Thence to Charing
+Cross, and there called at Unthanke's to see what I owed, but found
+nothing, and here being a couple of pretty ladies, lodgers in the
+kitchen, I staid a little there. Thence to my barber Gervas, who this
+day buries his child, which it seems was born without a passage behind,
+so that it never voided any thing in the week or fortnight that it has
+been born. Thence to Mr. Reeves, it coming just now in my head to buy a
+microscope, but he was not within, so I walked all round that end of the
+town among the loathsome people and houses, but, God be thanked! had no
+desire to visit any of them. So home, where I met Mr. Lanyon, who tells
+me Mr. Alsop is past hopes, which will mightily disappoint me in my
+hopes there, and yet it may be not. I shall think whether it will be
+safe for me to venture myself or no, and come in as an adventurer. He
+gone, Mr. Cole (my old Jack Cole) comes to see and speak with me, and
+his errand in short to tell me that he is giving over his trade; he can
+do no good in it, and will turn what he has into money and go to sea,
+his father being dead and leaving him little, if any thing. This I was
+sorry to hear, he being a man of good parts, but, I fear, debauched. I
+promised him all the friendship I can do him, which will end in little,
+though I truly mean it, and so I made him stay with me till 11 at night,
+talking of old school stories, and very pleasing ones, and truly I find
+that we did spend our time and thoughts then otherwise than I think boys
+do now, and I think as well as methinks that the best are now. He supped
+with me, and so away, and I to bed. And strange to see how we are all
+divided that were bred so long at school together, and what various
+fortunes we have run, some good, some bad.
+
+26th. All the morning at the office, at noon to Anthony Joyce's, to
+our gossip's dinner. I had sent a dozen and a half of bottles of wine
+thither, and paid my double share besides, which is 18s. Very merry we
+were, and when the women were merry and rose from table, I above
+with them, ne'er a man but I, I began discourse of my not getting of
+children, and prayed them to give me their opinions and advice, and they
+freely and merrily did give me these ten, among them (1) Do not hug my
+wife too hard nor too much; (2) eat no late suppers; (3) drink juyce
+of sage; (4) tent and toast; (5) wear cool holland drawers; (6) keep
+stomach warm and back cool; (7) upon query whether it was best to do at
+night or morn, they answered me neither one nor other, but when we had
+most mind to it; (8) wife not to go too straight laced; (9) myself to
+drink mum and sugar; (10) Mrs. Ward did give me, to change my place.
+The 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, and 10th they all did seriously declare, and lay
+much stress upon them as rules fit to be observed indeed, and especially
+the last, to lie with our heads where our heels do, or at least to make
+the bed high at feet and low at head. Very merry all, as much as I
+could be in such sorry company. Great discourse of the fray yesterday
+in Moorefields, how the butchers at first did beat the weavers (between
+whom there hath been ever an old competition for mastery), but at last
+the weavers rallied and beat them. At first the butchers knocked down
+all for weavers that had green or blue aprons, till they were fain to
+pull them off and put them in their breeches. At last the butchers were
+fain to pull off their sleeves, that they might not be known, and were
+soundly beaten out of the field, and some deeply wounded and bruised;
+till at last the weavers went out tryumphing, calling L100 for a
+butcher. I to Mr. Reeves to see a microscope, he having been with me
+to-day morning, and there chose one which I will have. Thence back and
+took up young Mrs. Harman, a pretty bred and pretty humoured woman whom
+I could love well, though not handsome, yet for her person and carriage,
+and black. By the way met her husband going for her, and set them both
+down at home, and so home to my office a while, and so to supper and
+bed.
+
+27th. Up, and after some discourse with Mr. Duke, who is to be Secretary
+to the Fishery, and is now Secretary to the Committee for Trade, who
+I find a very ingenious man, I went to Mr. Povy's, and there heard a
+little of his empty discourse, and fain he would have Mr. Gauden been
+the victualler for Tangier, which none but a fool would say to me when
+he knows he hath made it his request to me to get him something of these
+men that now do it. Thence to St. James's, but Mr. Coventry being ill
+and in bed I did not stay, but to White Hall a little, walked up and
+down, and so home to fit papers against this afternoon, and after dinner
+to the 'Change a little, and then to White Hall, where anon the Duke
+of Yorke came, and a Committee we had of Tangier, where I read over my
+rough draught of the contract for Tangier victualling, and acquainted
+them with the death of Mr. Alsopp, which Mr. Lanyon had told me this
+morning, which is a sad consideration to see how uncertain a thing
+our lives are, and how little to be presumed of in our greatest
+undertakings. The words of the contract approved of, and I home and
+there came Mr. Lanyon to me and brought my neighbour, Mr. Andrews, to
+me, whom he proposes for his partner in the room of Mr. Alsopp, and
+I like well enough of it. We read over the contract together, and
+discoursed it well over and so parted, and I am glad to see it once over
+in this condition again, for Mr. Lanyon and I had some discourse to-day
+about my share in it, and I hope if it goes on to have my first hopes of
+L300 per ann. They gone, I to supper and to bed. This afternoon came my
+great store of Coles in, being to Chaldron, so that I may see how long
+they will last me.
+
+28th. At the office all the morning, dined, after 'Change, at home, and
+then abroad, and seeing "The Bondman" upon the posts, I consulted my
+oaths and find I may go safely this time without breaking it; I went
+thither, notwithstanding my great desire to have gone to Fleet Alley,
+God forgive me, again. There I saw it acted. It is true, for want
+of practice, they had many of them forgot their parts a little; but
+Betterton and my poor Ianthe outdo all the world. There is nothing more
+taking in the world with me than that play. Thence to Westminster to my
+barber's, and strange to think how when I find that Jervas himself did
+intend to bring home my periwigg, and not Jane his maid, I did desire
+not to have it at all, for I had a mind to have her bring it home. I
+also went to Mr. Blagrave's about speaking to him for his kinswoman to
+come live with my wife, but they are not come to town, and so I home
+by coach and to my office, and then to supper and to bed. My present
+posture is thus: my wife in the country and my mayde Besse with her and
+all quiett there. I am endeavouring to find a woman for her to my mind,
+and above all one that understands musique, especially singing. I am the
+willinger to keepe one because I am in good hopes to get 2 or L300 per
+annum extraordinary by the business of the victualling of Tangier, and
+yet Mr. Alsopp, my chief hopes, is dead since my looking after it,
+and now Mr. Lanyon, I fear, is, falling sicke too. I am pretty well in
+health, only subject to wind upon any cold, and then immediate and great
+pains. All our discourse is of a Dutch warr and I find it is likely to
+come to it, for they are very high and desire not to compliment us at
+all, as far as I hear, but to send a good fleete to Guinny to oppose us
+there. My Lord Sandwich newly gone to sea, and I, I think, fallen into
+his very good opinion again, at least he did before his going, and by
+his letter since, show me all manner of respect and confidence. I am
+over-joyed in hopes that upon this month's account I shall find myself
+worth L1000, besides the rich present of two silver and gilt flaggons
+which Mr. Gauden did give me the other day. I do now live very prettily
+at home, being most seriously, quietly, and neatly served by my two
+mayds Jane and the girle Su, with both of whom I am mightily well
+pleased. My greatest trouble is the settling of Brampton Estate, that I
+may know what to expect, and how to be able to leave it when I die, so
+as to be just to my promise to my uncle Thomas and his son. The next
+thing is this cursed trouble my brother Tom is likely to put us to by
+his death, forcing us to law with his creditors, among others Dr. Tom
+Pepys, and that with some shame as trouble, and the last how to know in
+what manner as to saving or spending my father lives, lest they should
+run me in debt as one of my uncle's executors, and I never the wiser
+nor better for it. But in all this I hope shortly to be at leisure to
+consider and inform myself well.
+
+29th. At the office all the morning dispatching of business, at noon
+to the 'Change after dinner, and thence to Tom Trice about Dr. Pepys's
+business, and thence it raining turned into Fleet Alley, and there was
+with Cocke an hour or so. The jade, whether I would not give her money
+or not enough; she would not offer to invite to do anything, but on the
+contrary saying she had no time, which I was glad of, for I had no mind
+to meddle with her, but had my end to see what a cunning jade she was,
+to see her impudent tricks and ways of getting money and raising the
+reckoning by still calling for things, that it come to 6 or 7 shillings
+presently. So away home, glad I escaped without any inconvenience,
+and there came Mr. Hill, Andrews and Seignor Pedro, and great store of
+musique we had, but I begin to be weary of having a master with us, for
+it spoils, methinks, the ingenuity of our practice. After they were
+gone comes Mr. Bland to me, sat till 11 at night with me, talking of
+the garrison of Tangier and serving them with pieces of eight. A mind he
+hath to be employed there, but dares not desire any courtesy of me, and
+yet would fain engage me to be for him, for I perceive they do all find
+that I am the busy man to see the King have right done him by inquiring
+out other bidders. Being quite tired with him, I got him gone, and so to
+bed.
+
+30th. All the morning at the office; at noon to the 'Change, where great
+talke of a rich present brought by an East India ship from some of the
+Princes of India, worth to the King L70,000 in two precious stones.
+After dinner to the office, and there all the afternoon making an end
+of several things against the end of the month, that I may clear all my
+reckonings tomorrow; also this afternoon, with great content, I finished
+the contracts for victualling of Tangier with Mr. Lanyon and the rest,
+and to my comfort got him and Andrews to sign to the giving me L300 per
+annum, by which, at least, I hope to be a L100 or two the better. Wrote
+many letters by the post to ease my mind of business and to clear my
+paper of minutes, as I did lately oblige myself to clear every thing
+against the end of the month. So at night with my mind quiet and
+contented to bed. This day I sent a side of venison and six bottles of
+wine to Kate Joyce.
+
+31st (Lord's day). Up, and to church, where I have not been these many
+weeks. So home, and thither, inviting him yesterday, comes Mr. Hill, at
+which I was a little troubled, but made up all very well, carrying him
+with me to Sir J. Minnes, where I was invited and all our families to a
+venison pasty. Here good cheer and good discourse. After dinner Mr.
+Hill and I to my house, and there to musique all the afternoon. He being
+gone, in the evening I to my accounts, and to my great joy and with
+great thanks to Almighty God, I do find myself most clearly worth L1014,
+the first time that ever I was worth L1000 before, which is the height
+of all that ever I have for a long time pretended to. But by the
+blessing of God upon my care I hope to lay up something more in a little
+time, if this business of the victualling of Tangier goes on as I hope
+it will. So with praise to God for this state of fortune that I am
+brought to as to wealth, and my condition being as I have at large set
+it down two days ago in this book, I home to supper and to bed, desiring
+God to give me the grace to make good use of what I have and continue my
+care and diligence to gain more.
+
+
+
+
+AUGUST 1664
+
+August 1st. Up, my mind very light from my last night's accounts, and so
+up and with Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and Sir W. Pen to St. James's,
+where among other things having prepared with some industry every man a
+part this morning and no sooner (for fear they should either consider of
+it or discourse of it one to another) Mr. Coventry did move the Duke and
+obtain it that one of the clerkes of the Clerke of the Acts should have
+an addition of L30 a year, as Mr. Turner hath, which I am glad of, that
+I may give T. Hater L20 and keep L10 towards a boy's keeping. Thence Mr.
+Coventry and I to the Attorney's chamber at the Temple, but not being
+there we parted, and I home, and there with great joy told T. Hater what
+I had done, with which the poor wretch was very glad, though his modesty
+would not suffer him to say much. So to the Coffee-house, and there all
+the house full of the victory Generall Soushe
+
+ [General Soushe was Louis Ratuit, Comte de Souches. The battle was
+ fought at Lewenz (or Leva), in Hungary.--B.]
+
+(who is a Frenchman, a soldier of fortune, commanding part of the German
+army) hath had against the Turke; killing 4,000 men, and taking most
+extraordinary spoil. Thence taking up Harman and his wife, carried them
+to Anthony Joyce's, where we had my venison in a pasty well done; but,
+Lord! to see how much they made of, it, as if they had never eat any
+before, and very merry we were, but Will most troublesomely so, and I
+find he and his wife have a most wretched life one with another, but we
+took no notice, but were very merry as I could be in such company. But
+Mrs. Harman is a very pretty-humoured wretch, whom I could love with all
+my heart, being so good and innocent company. Thence to Westminster to
+Mr. Blagrave's, and there, after singing a thing or two over, I spoke to
+him about a woman for my wife, and he offered me his kinswoman, which I
+was glad of, but she is not at present well, but however I hope to have
+her. Thence to my Lord Chancellor's, and thence with Mr. Coventry, who
+appointed to meet me there, and with him to the Attorney General, and
+there with Sir Ph. Warwicke consulted of a new commission to be had
+through the Broad Seale to enable us to make this contract for Tangier
+victualling. So home, and there talked long with Will about the young
+woman of his family which he spoke of for to live with my wife, but
+though she hath very many good qualitys, yet being a neighbour's child
+and young and not very staid, I dare not venture of having her, because
+of her being able to spread any report of our family upon any discontent
+among the heart of our neighbours. So that my dependance is upon Mr.
+Blagrave, and so home to supper and to bed. Last night, at 12 o'clock,
+I was waked with knocking at Sir W. Pen's door; and what was it but
+people's running up and down to bring him word that his brother,
+
+ [George Penn, the elder brother of Sir W. Penn, was a wealthy
+ merchant at San Lucar, the port of Seville. He was seized as a
+ heretic by the Holy Office, and cast into a dungeon eight feet
+ square and dark as the grave. There he remained three years, every
+ month being scourged to make him confess his crimes. At last, after
+ being twice put to the rack, he offered to confess whatever they
+ would suggest. His property, L12,000, was then confiscated, his
+ wife, a Catholic, taken from him, and he was banished from Spain for
+ ever.--M. B.]
+
+who hath been a good while, it seems, sicke, is dead.
+
+2nd. At the office all the morning. At noon dined, and then to, the
+'Change, and there walked two hours or more with Sir W. Warren, who
+after much discourse in general of Sir W. Batten's dealings, he fell to
+talk how every body must live by their places, and that he was willing,
+if I desired it, that I should go shares with him in anything that he
+deals in. He told me again and again, too, that he confesses himself
+my debtor too for my service and friendship to him in his present great
+contract of masts, and that between this and Christmas he shall be in
+stocke and will pay it me. This I like well, but do not desire to become
+a merchant, and, therefore, put it off, but desired time to think of
+it. Thence to the King's play-house, and there saw "Bartholomew Fayre,"
+which do still please me; and is, as it is acted, the best comedy in the
+world, I believe. I chanced to sit by Tom Killigrew, who tells me
+that he is setting up a Nursery; that is, is going to build a house in
+Moorefields, wherein he will have common plays acted. But four operas it
+shall have in the year, to act six weeks at a time; where we shall
+have the best scenes and machines, the best musique, and every thing as
+magnificent as is in Christendome; and to that end hath sent for voices
+and painters and other persons from Italy. Thence homeward called upon
+my Lord Marlborough, and so home and to my office, and then to Sir W.
+Pen, and with him and our fellow officers and servants of the house and
+none else to Church to lay his brother in the ground, wherein nothing
+handsome at all, but that he lays him under the Communion table in the
+chancel, about nine at night? So home and to bed.
+
+3rd. Up betimes and set some joyners on work to new lay my floor in our
+wardrobe, which I intend to make a room for musique. Thence abroad to
+Westminster, among other things to Mr. Blagrave's, and there had his
+consent for his kinswoman to come to be with my wife for her woman, at
+which I am well pleased and hope she may do well. Thence to White Hall
+to meet with Sir G. Carteret about hiring some ground to make our mast
+docke at Deptford, but being Council morning failed, but met with Mr.
+Coventry, and he and I discoursed of the likeliness of a Dutch warr,
+which I think is very likely now, for the Dutch do prepare a fleet to
+oppose us at Guinny, and he do think we shall, though neither of us have
+a mind to it, fall into it of a sudden, and yet the plague do increase
+among them, and is got into their fleet, and Opdam's own ship, which
+makes it strange they should be so high. Thence to the 'Change, and
+thence home to dinner, and down by water to Woolwich to the rope yard,
+and there visited Mrs. Falconer, who tells me odd stories of how Sir W.
+Pen was rewarded by her husband with a gold watch (but seems not certain
+of what Sir W. Batten told me, of his daughter having a life given her
+in L80 per ann.) for his helping him to his place, and yet cost him L150
+to Mr. Coventry besides. He did much advise it seems Mr. Falconer not
+to marry again, expressing that he would have him make his daughter his
+heire, or words to that purpose, and that that makes him, she thinks, so
+cold in giving her any satisfaction, and that W. Boddam hath publickly
+said, since he came down thither to be clerke of the ropeyard, that it
+hath this week cost him L100, and would be glad that it would cost him
+but half as much more for the place, and that he was better before than
+now, and that if he had been to have bought it, he would not have given
+so much for it. Now I am sure that Mr. Coventry hath again and again
+said that he would take nothing, but would give all his part in it
+freely to him, that so the widow might have something. What the meaning
+of this is I know not, but that Sir W. Pen do get something by
+it. Thence to the Dockeyard, and there saw the new ship in great
+forwardness. So home and to supper, and then to the office, where late,
+Mr. Bland and I talking about Tangier business, and so home to bed.
+
+4th. Up betimes and to the office, fitting myself against a great
+dispute about the East India Company, which spent afterwards with us all
+the morning. At noon dined with Sir W. Pen, a piece of beef only, and I
+counterfeited a friendship and mirth which I cannot have with him, yet
+out with him by his coach, and he did carry me to a play and pay for me
+at the King's house, which is "The Rivall Ladys," a very innocent and
+most pretty witty play. I was much pleased with it, and it being given
+me, I look upon it as no breach to my oathe. Here we hear that Clun, one
+of their best actors, was, the last night, going out of towne (after he
+had acted the Alchymist, wherein was one of his best parts that he acts)
+to his country-house, set upon and murdered; one of the rogues taken, an
+Irish fellow. It seems most cruelly butchered and bound. The house will
+have a great miss of him. Thence visited my Lady Sandwich, who tells me
+my Lord FitzHarding is to be made a Marquis. Thence home to my office
+late, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+5th. Up very betimes and set my plaisterer to work about whiting and
+colouring my musique roome, which having with great pleasure seen done,
+about ten o'clock I dressed myself, and so mounted upon a very pretty
+mare, sent me by Sir W. Warren, according to his promise yesterday. And
+so through the City, not a little proud, God knows, to be seen upon so
+pretty a beast, and to my cozen W. Joyce's, who presently mounted too,
+and he and I out of towne toward Highgate; in the way, at Kentish-towne,
+showing me the place and manner of Clun's being killed and laid in a
+ditch, and yet was not killed by any wounds, having only one in his arm,
+but bled to death through his struggling. He told me, also, the manner
+of it, of his going home so late [from] drinking with his whore, and
+manner of having it found out. Thence forward to Barnett, and there
+drank, and so by night to Stevenage, it raining a little, but not much,
+and there to my great trouble, find that my wife was not come, nor any
+Stamford coach gone down this week, so that she cannot come. So vexed
+and weary, and not thoroughly out of pain neither in my old parts, I
+after supper to bed, and after a little sleep, W. Joyce comes in his
+shirt into my chamber, with a note and a messenger from my wife, that
+she was come by Yorke coach to Bigglesworth, and would be with us
+to-morrow morning. So, mightily pleased at her discreete action in this
+business, I with peace to sleep again till next morning. So up, and
+
+6th. Here lay Deane Honiwood last night. I met and talked with him this
+morning, and a simple priest he is, though a good, well-meaning man. W.
+Joyce and I to a game at bowles on the green there till eight o'clock,
+and then comes my wife in the coach, and a coach full of women, only one
+man riding by, gone down last night to meet a sister of his coming to
+town. So very joyful drank there, not 'lighting, and we mounted and away
+with them to Welling, and there 'light, and dined very well and merry
+and glad to see my poor-wife. Here very merry as being weary I could be,
+and after dinner, out again, and to London. In our way all the way the
+mightiest merry, at a couple of young gentlemen, come down to meet the
+same gentlewoman, that ever I was in my life, and so W. Joyce too, to
+see how one of them was horsed upon a hard-trotting sorrell horse, and
+both of them soundly weary and galled. But it is not to be set down how
+merry we were all the way. We 'light in Holborne, and by another coach
+my wife and mayde home, and I by horseback, and found all things well
+and most mighty neate and clean. So, after welcoming my wife a little,
+to the office, and so home to supper, and then weary and not very well
+to bed.
+
+7th (Lord's day). Lay long caressing my wife and talking, she telling me
+sad stories of the ill, improvident, disquiett, and sluttish manner that
+my father and mother and Pall live in the country, which troubles me
+mightily, and I must seek to remedy it. So up and ready, and my wife
+also, and then down and I showed my wife, to her great admiration and
+joy, Mr. Gauden's present of plate, the two flaggons, which indeed are
+so noble that I hardly can think that they are yet mine. So blessing God
+for it, we down to dinner mighty pleasant, and so up after dinner for a
+while, and I then to White Hall, walked thither, having at home met with
+a letter of Captain Cooke's, with which he had sent a boy for me to see,
+whom he did intend to recommend to me. I therefore went and there met
+and spoke with him. He gives me great hopes of the boy, which pleases
+me, and at Chappell I there met Mr. Blagrave, who gives a report of the
+boy, and he showed me him, and I spoke to him, and the boy seems a good
+willing boy to come to me, and I hope will do well. I am to speak to
+Mr. Townsend to hasten his clothes for him, and then he is to come. So I
+walked homeward and met with Mr. Spong, and he with me as far as the
+Old Exchange talking of many ingenuous things, musique, and at last of
+glasses, and I find him still the same ingenuous man that ever he was,
+and do among other fine things tell me that by his microscope of his
+owne making he do discover that the wings of a moth is made just as the
+feathers of the wing of a bird, and that most plainly and certainly.
+While we were talking came by several poor creatures carried by, by
+constables, for being at a conventicle. They go like lambs, without any
+resistance. I would to God they would either conform, or be more wise,
+and not be catched! Thence parted with him, mightily pleased with his
+company, and away homeward, calling at Dan Rawlinson, and supped there
+with my uncle Wight, and then home and eat again for form sake with her,
+and then to prayers and to bed.
+
+8th. Up and abroad with Sir W. Batten, by coach to St. James's, where
+by the way he did tell me how Sir J. Minnes would many times arrogate
+to himself the doing of that that all the Board have equal share in,
+and more that to himself which he hath had nothing to do in, and
+particularly the late paper given in by him to the Duke, the translation
+of a Dutch print concerning the quarrel between us and them, which he
+did give as his own when it was Sir Richard Ford's wholly. Also he told
+me how Sir W. Pen (it falling in our discourse touching Mrs. Falconer)
+was at first very great for Mr. Coventry to bring him in guests, and
+that at high rates for places, and very open was he to me therein. After
+business done with the Duke, I home to the Coffee-house, and so home to
+dinner, and after dinner to hang up my fine pictures in my dining room,
+which makes it very pretty, and so my wife and I abroad to the King's
+play-house, she giving me her time of the last month, she having not
+seen any then; so my vowe is not broke at all, it costing me no more
+money than it would have done upon her, had she gone both her times that
+were due to her. Here we saw "Flora's Figarys." I never saw it before,
+and by the most ingenuous performance of the young jade Flora, it seemed
+as pretty a pleasant play as ever I saw in my life. So home to supper,
+and then to my office late, Mr. Andrews and I to talk about our
+victualling commission, and then he being gone I to set down my four
+days past journalls and expenses, and so home to bed.
+
+9th. Up, and to my office, and there we sat all the morning, at noon
+home, and there by appointment Mr. Blagrave came and dined with me, and
+brought a friend of his of the Chappell with him. Very merry at dinner,
+and then up to my chamber and there we sung a Psalm or two of Lawes's,
+then he and I a little talke by ourselves of his kinswoman that is to
+come to live with my wife, who is to come about ten days hence, and I
+hope will do well. They gone I to my office, and there my head being a
+little troubled with the little wine I drank, though mixed with beer,
+but it may be a little more than I used to do, and yet I cannot say so,
+I went home and spent the afternoon with my wife talking, and then in
+the evening a little to my office, and so home to supper and to bed.
+This day comes the newes that the Emperour hath beat the Turke;
+
+ [This was the battle of St. Gothard, in which the Turks were
+ defeated with great slaughter by the imperial forces under
+ Montecuculli, assisted by the confederates from the Rhine, and by
+ forty troops of French cavalry under Coligni. St. Gothard is in
+ Hungary, on the river Raab, near the frontier of Styria; it is about
+ one hundred and twenty miles south of Vienna, and thirty east of
+ Gratz. The battle took place on the 9th Moharrem, A.H. 1075, or
+ 23rd July, A.D. 1664 (old style), which is that used by Pepys.--B.]
+
+killed the Grand Vizier and several great Bassas, with an army of 80,000
+men killed and routed; with some considerable loss of his own side,
+having lost three generals, and the French forces all cut off almost.
+Which is thought as good a service to the Emperour as beating the Turke
+almost, for had they conquered they would have been as troublesome to
+him.
+
+ [The fact is, the Germans were beaten by the Turks, and the French
+ won the battle for them.--B.]
+
+10th. Up, and, being ready, abroad to do several small businesses, among
+others to find out one to engrave my tables upon my new sliding rule
+with silver plates, it being so small that Browne that made it cannot
+get one to do it. So I find out Cocker, the famous writing-master, and
+get him to do it, and I set an hour by him to see him design it all; and
+strange it is to see him with his natural eyes to cut so small at his
+first designing it, and read it all over, without any missing, when for
+my life I could not, with my best skill, read one word or letter of it;
+but it is use. But he says that the best light for his life to do a very
+small thing by (contrary to Chaucer's words to the Sun, "that he should
+lend his light to them that small seals grave"), it should be by an
+artificial light of a candle, set to advantage, as he could do it.
+I find the fellow, by his discourse, very ingenuous; and among other
+things, a great admirer and well read in all our English poets, and
+undertakes to judge of them all, and that not impertinently. Well
+pleased with his company and better with his judgement upon my Rule, I
+left him and home, whither Mr. Deane by agreement came to me and dined
+with me, and by chance Gunner Batters's wife. After dinner Deane and I
+[had] great discourse again about my Lord Chancellor's timber, out of
+which I wish I may get well. Thence I to Cocker's again, and sat by him
+with good discourse again for an hour or two, and then left him, and
+by agreement with Captain Silas Taylor (my old acquaintance at the
+Exchequer) to the Post Officer to hear some instrument musique of Mr.
+Berchenshaw's before my Lord Brunkard and Sir Robert Murray. I must
+confess, whether it be that I hear it but seldom, or that really voice
+is better, but so it is that I found no pleasure at all in it, and
+methought two voyces were worth twenty of it. So home to my office a
+while, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+11th. Up, and through pain, to my great grief forced to wear my gowne
+to keep my legs warm. At the office all the morning, and there a high
+dispute against Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen about the breadth of canvas
+again, they being for the making of it narrower, I and Mr. Coventry and
+Sir J. Minnes for the keeping it broader. So home to dinner, and by and
+by comes Mr. Creed, lately come from the Downes, and dined with me. I
+show him a good countenance, but love him not for his base ingratitude
+to me. However, abroad, carried my wife to buy things at the New
+Exchange, and so to my Lady Sandwich's, and there merry, talking with
+her a great while, and so home, whither comes Cocker with my rule, which
+he hath engraved to admiration, for goodness and smallness of work: it
+cost me 14s. the doing, and mightily pleased I am with it. By and by, he
+gone, comes Mr. Moore and staid talking with me a great while about
+my Lord's businesses, which I fear will be in a bad condition for his
+family if my Lord should miscarry at sea. He gone, I late to my office,
+and cannot forbear admiring and consulting my new rule, and so home to
+supper and to bed. This day, for a wager before the King, my Lords of
+Castlehaven and Arran (a son of my Lord of Ormond's), they two alone did
+run down and kill a stoute bucke in St. James's parke.
+
+12th. Up, and all the morning busy at the office with Sir W. Warren
+about a great contract for New England masts, where I was very hard with
+him, even to the making him angry, but I thought it fit to do it as well
+as just for my owne [and] the King's behalf. At noon to the 'Change
+a little, and so to dinner and then out by coach, setting my wife and
+mayde down, going to Stevens the silversmith to change some old silver
+lace and to go buy new silke lace for a petticoat; I to White Hall and
+did much business at a Tangier Committee; where, among other things,
+speaking about propriety of the houses there, and how we ought to let
+the Portugeses I have right done them, as many of them as continue, or
+did sell the houses while they were in possession, and something further
+in their favour, the Duke in an anger I never observed in him before,
+did cry, says he, "All the world rides us, and I think we shall never
+ride anybody." Thence home, and, though late, yet Pedro being there, he
+sang a song and parted. I did give him 5s., but find it burdensome and
+so will break up the meeting. At night is brought home our poor Fancy,
+which to my great grief continues lame still, so that I wish she had not
+been brought ever home again, for it troubles me to see her.
+
+13th. Up, and before I went to the office comes my Taylor with a coate
+I have made to wear within doors, purposely to come no lower than my
+knees, for by my wearing a gowne within doors comes all my tenderness
+about my legs. There comes also Mr. Reeve, with a microscope and
+scotoscope.
+
+ [An optical instrument used to enable objects to be seen in the
+ dark. The name is derived from the Greek.]
+
+For the first I did give him L5 10s., a great price, but a most curious
+bauble it is, and he says, as good, nay, the best he knows in England,
+and he makes the best in the world. The other he gives me, and is of
+value; and a curious curiosity it is to look objects in a darke room
+with. Mightly pleased with this I to the office, where all the morning.
+There offered by Sir W. Pen his coach to go to Epsum and carry my wife,
+I stept out and bade my wife make her ready, but being not very well and
+other things advising me to the contrary, I did forbear going, and so
+Mr. Creed dining with me I got him to give my wife and me a play this
+afternoon, lending him money to do it, which is a fallacy that I have
+found now once, to avoyde my vowe with, but never to be more practised I
+swear, and to the new play, at the Duke's house, of "Henry the Fifth;" a
+most noble play, writ by my Lord Orrery; wherein Betterton, Harris, and
+Ianthe's parts are most incomparably wrote and done, and the whole
+play the most full of height and raptures of wit and sense, that ever
+I heard; having but one incongruity, or what did, not please me in it,
+that is, that King Harry promises to plead for Tudor to their Mistresse,
+Princesse Katherine of France, more than when it comes to it he seems
+to do; and Tudor refused by her with some kind of indignity, not with a
+difficulty and honour that it ought to have been done in to him. Thence
+home and to my office, wrote by the post, and then to read a little in
+Dr. Power's book of discovery by the Microscope to enable me a little
+how to use and what to expect from my glasse. So to supper and to bed.
+
+14th (Lord's day). After long lying discoursing with my wife, I up,
+and comes Mr. Holliard to see me, who concurs with me that my pain is
+nothing but cold in my legs breeding wind, and got only by my using to
+wear a gowne, and that I am not at all troubled with any ulcer, but my
+thickness of water comes from my overheat in my back. He gone, comes Mr.
+Herbert, Mr. Honiwood's man, and dined with me, a very honest, plain,
+well-meaning man, I think him to be; and by his discourse and manner of
+life, the true embleme of an old ordinary serving-man. After dinner up
+to my chamber and made an end of Dr. Power's booke of the Microscope,
+very fine and to my content, and then my wife and I with great pleasure,
+but with great difficulty before we could come to find the manner of
+seeing any thing by my microscope. At last did with good content, though
+not so much as I expect when I come to understand it better. By and by
+comes W. Joyce, in his silke suit, and cloake lined with velvett:
+staid talking with me, and I very merry at it. He supped with me; but a
+cunning, crafty fellow he is, and dangerous to displease, for his tongue
+spares nobody. After supper I up to read a little, and then to bed.
+
+15th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes by coach to St. James's, and there did
+our business with the Duke, who tells us more and more signs of a Dutch
+warr, and how we must presently set out a fleete for Guinny, for the
+Dutch are doing so, and there I believe the warr will begin. Thence home
+with him again, in our way he talking of his cures abroad, while he was
+with the King as a doctor, and above all men the pox. And among others,
+Sir J. Denham he told me he had cured, after it was come to an ulcer
+all over his face, to a miracle. To the Coffee-house I, and so to the
+'Change a little, and then home to dinner with Creed, whom I met at the
+Coffee-house, and after dinner by coach set him down at the Temple, and
+I and my wife to Mr. Blagrave's. They being none of them at home; I to
+the Hall, leaving her there, and thence to the Trumpett, whither came
+Mrs. Lane, and there begins a sad story how her husband, as I feared,
+proves not worth a farthing, and that she is with child and undone, if I
+do not get him a place. I had my pleasure here of her, and she, like an
+impudent jade, depends upon my kindness to her husband, but I will have
+no more to do with her, let her brew as she has baked, seeing she would
+not take my counsel about Hawly. After drinking we parted, and I to
+Blagrave's, and there discoursed with Mrs. Blagrave about her kinswoman,
+who it seems is sickly even to frantiqueness sometimes, and among
+other things chiefly from love and melancholy upon the death of her
+servant,--[Servant = lover.]--insomuch that she telling us all most
+simply and innocently I fear she will not be able to come to us with any
+pleasure, which I am sorry for, for I think she would have pleased us
+very well. In comes he, and so to sing a song and his niece with us,
+but she sings very meanly. So through the Hall and thence by coach home,
+calling by the way at Charing Crosse, and there saw the great Dutchman
+that is come over, under whose arm I went with my hat on, and could not
+reach higher than his eye-browes with the tip of my fingers, reaching as
+high as I could. He is a comely and well-made man, and his wife a very
+little, but pretty comely Dutch woman. It is true, he wears pretty
+high-heeled shoes, but not very high, and do generally wear a turbant,
+which makes him show yet taller than really he is, though he is very
+tall, as I have said before. Home to my office, and then to supper, and
+then to my office again late, and so home to bed, my wife and I troubled
+that we do not speed better in this business of her woman.
+
+16th. Wakened about two o'clock this morning with the noise of thunder,
+which lasted for an houre, with such continued lightnings, not flashes,
+but flames, that all the sky and ayre was light; and that for a great
+while, not a minute's space between new flames all the time; such a
+thing as I never did see, nor could have believed had ever been in
+nature. And being put into a great sweat with it, could not sleep till
+all was over. And that accompanied with such a storm of rain as I never
+heard in my life. I expected to find my house in the morning overflowed
+with the rain breaking in, and that much hurt must needs have been done
+in the city with this lightning; but I find not one drop of rain in my
+house, nor any newes of hurt done. But it seems it has been here and
+all up and down the countrie hereabouts the like tempest, Sir W. Batten
+saying much of the greatness thereof at Epsum. Up and all the morning at
+the office. At noon busy at the 'Change about one business or other, and
+thence home to dinner, and so to my office all the afternoon very busy,
+and so to supper anon, and then to my office again a while, collecting
+observations out of Dr. Power's booke of Microscopes, and so home to
+bed, very stormy weather to-night for winde. This day we had newes that
+my Lady Pen is landed and coming hither, so that I hope the family will
+be in better order and more neate than it hath been.
+
+17th. Up, and going to Sir W. Batten to speak to him about business,
+he did give me three, bottles of his Epsum water, which I drank and
+it wrought well with me, and did give me many good stools, and I found
+myself mightily cooled with them and refreshed. Thence I to Mr. Honiwood
+and my father's old house, but he was gone out, and there I staid
+talking with his man Herbert, who tells me how Langford and his wife are
+very foul-mouthed people, and will speak very ill of my father, calling
+him old rogue in reference to the hard penniworths he sold him of his
+goods when the rogue need not have bought any of them. So that I am
+resolved he shall get no more money by me, but it vexes me to think that
+my father should be said to go away in debt himself, but that I will
+cause to be remedied whatever comes of it. Thence to my Lord Crew, and
+there with him a little while. Before dinner talked of the Dutch war,
+and find that he do much doubt that we shall fall into it without the
+money or consent of Parliament, that is expected or the reason of it
+that is fit to have for every warr. Dined with him, and after dinner
+talked with Sir Thomas Crew, who told me how Mr. Edward Montagu is
+for ever blown up, and now quite out with his father again; to whom
+he pretended that his going down was, not that he was cast out of the
+Court, but that he had leave to be absent a month; but now he finds the
+truth. Thence to my Lady Sandwich, where by agreement my wife dined, and
+after talking with her I carried my wife to Mr. Pierce's and left her
+there, and so to Captain Cooke's, but he was not at home, but I there
+spoke with my boy Tom Edwards, and directed him to go to Mr. Townsend
+(with whom I was in the morning) to have measure taken of his clothes to
+be made him there out of the Wardrobe, which will be so done, and then
+I think he will come to me. Thence to White Hall, and after long staying
+there was no Committee of the Fishery as was expected. Here I walked
+long with Mr. Pierce, who tells me the King do still sup every night
+with my Lady Castlemayne, who he believes has lately slunk a great belly
+away, for from very big she is come to be down again. Thence to Mrs.
+Pierce's, and with her and my wife to see Mrs. Clarke, where with him
+and her very merry discoursing of the late play of Henry the 5th, which
+they conclude the best that ever was made, but confess with me that
+Tudor's being dismissed in the manner he is is a great blemish to the
+play. I am mightily pleased with the Doctor, for he is the only man I
+know that I could learn to pronounce by, which he do the best that ever
+I heard any man. Thence home and to the office late, and so to supper
+and to bed. My Lady Pen came hither first to-night to Sir W. Pen's
+lodgings.
+
+18th. Lay too long in bed, till 8 o'clock, then up and Mr. Reeve came
+and brought an anchor and a very fair loadstone. He would have had me
+bought it, and a good stone it is, but when he saw that I would not
+buy it he said he [would] leave it for me to sell for him. By and by he
+comes to tell me that he had present occasion for L6 to make up a sum,
+and that he would pay me in a day or two, but I had the unusual wit to
+deny him, and so by and by we parted, and I to the office, where busy
+all the morning sitting. Dined alone at home, my wife going to-day to
+dine with Mrs. Pierce, and thence with her and Mrs. Clerke to see a new
+play, "The Court Secret." I busy all the afternoon, toward evening
+to Westminster, and there in the Hall a while, and then to my barber,
+willing to have any opportunity to speak to Jane, but wanted it. So to
+Mrs. Pierces, who was come home, and she and Mrs. Clerke busy at cards,
+so my wife being gone home, I home, calling by the way at the Wardrobe
+and met Mr. Townsend, Mr. Moore and others at the Taverne thereby, and
+thither I to them and spoke with Mr. Townsend about my boy's clothes,
+which he says shall be soon done, and then I hope I shall be settled
+when I have one in the house that is musicall. So home and to supper,
+and then a little to my office, and then home to bed. My wife says the
+play she saw is the worst that ever she saw in her life.
+
+19th. Up and to the office, where Mr. Coventry and Sir W. Pen and I sat
+all the morning hiring of ships to go to Guinny, where we believe the
+warr with Holland will first break out. At noon dined at home, and after
+dinner my wife and I to Sir W. Pen's, to see his Lady, the first time,
+who is a well-looked, fat, short, old Dutchwoman, but one that hath been
+heretofore pretty handsome, and is now very discreet, and, I believe,
+hath more wit than her husband. Here we staid talking a good while, and
+very well pleased I was with the old woman at first visit. So away home,
+and I to my office, my wife to go see my aunt Wight, newly come to town.
+Creed came to me, and he and I out, among other things, to look out a
+man to make a case, for to keep my stone, that I was cut of, in, and he
+to buy Daniel's history, which he did, but I missed of my end. So parted
+upon Ludgate Hill, and I home and to the office, where busy till supper,
+and home to supper to a good dish of fritters, which I bespoke, and were
+done much to my mind. Then to the office a while again, and so home
+to bed. The newes of the Emperour's victory over the Turkes is by some
+doubted, but by most confessed to be very small (though great) of what
+was talked, which was 80,000 men to be killed and taken of the Turke's
+side.
+
+20th. Up and to the office a while, but this day the Parliament meeting
+only to be adjourned to November (which was done, accordingly), we did
+not meet, and so I forth to bespeak a case to be made to keep my stone
+in, which will cost me 25s. Thence I walked to Cheapside, there to see
+the effect of a fire there this morning, since four o'clock; which I
+find in the house of Mr. Bois, that married Dr. Fuller's niece, who are
+both out of towne, leaving only a mayde and man in towne. It begun in
+their house, and hath burned much and many houses backward, though none
+forward; and that in the great uniform pile of buildings in the middle
+of Cheapside. I am very sorry for them, for the Doctor's sake. Thence
+to the 'Change, and so home to dinner. And thence to Sir W. Batten's,
+whither Sir Richard Ford came, the Sheriffe, who hath been at this fire
+all the while; and he tells me, upon my question, that he and the Mayor
+were there, as it is their dutys to be, not only to keep the peace, but
+they have power of commanding the pulling down of any house or houses,
+to defend the whole City. By and by comes in the Common Cryer of the
+City to speak with him; and when he was gone, says he, "You may see
+by this man the constitution of the Magistracy of this City; that this
+fellow's place, I dare give him (if he will be true to me) L1000 for
+his profits every year, and expect to get L500 more to myself thereby.
+When," says he, "I in myself am forced to spend many times as much." By
+and by came Mr. Coventry, and so we met at the office, to hire ships for
+Guinny, and that done broke up. I to Sir W. Batten's, there to discourse
+with Mrs. Falconer, who hath been with Sir W. Pen this evening, after
+Mr. Coventry had promised her half what W. Bodham had given him for his
+place, but Sir W. Pen, though he knows that, and that Mr. Bodham hath
+said that his place hath cost him L100 and would L100 more, yet is he
+so high against the poor woman that he will not hear to give her a
+farthing, but it seems do listen after a lease where he expects Mr.
+Falconer hath put in his daughter's life, and he is afraid that that is
+not done, and did tell Mrs. Falconer that he would see it and know what
+is done therein in spite of her, when, poor wretch, she neither do nor
+can hinder him the knowing it. Mr. Coventry knows of this business of
+the lease, and I believe do think of it as well as I. But the poor woman
+is gone home without any hope, but only Mr. Coventry's own nobleness. So
+I to my office and wrote many letters, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+21st (Lord's day). Waked about 4 o'clock with my wife, having a
+looseness, and peoples coming in the yard to the pump to draw water
+several times, so that fear of this day's fire made me fearful, and
+called Besse and sent her down to see, and it was Griffin's maid for
+water to wash her house. So to sleep again, and then lay talking till
+9 o'clock. So up and drunk three bottles of Epsum water, which wrought
+well with me. I all the morning and most of the afternoon after dinner
+putting papers to rights in my chamber, and the like in the evening till
+night at my office, and renewing and writing fair over my vowes. So home
+to supper, prayers, and to bed. Mr. Coventry told us the Duke was gone
+ill of a fit of an ague to bed; so we sent this morning to see how he
+do.
+
+ [Elizabeth Falkener, wife of John Falkener, announced to Pepys the
+ death of "her dear and loving husband" in a letter dated July 19th,
+ 1664 "begs interest that she may be in something considered by the
+ person succeeding her husband in his employment, which has
+ occasioned great expenses." ("Calendar of State Papers," Domestic,
+ 1663-64, p. 646)]
+
+22nd. Up and abroad, doing very many errands to my great content which
+lay as burdens upon my mind and memory. Home to dinner, and so to
+White Hall, setting down my wife at her father's, and I to the Tangier
+Committee, where several businesses I did to my mind, and with hopes
+thereby to get something. So to Westminster Hall, where by appointment
+I had made I met with Dr. Tom Pepys, but avoided all discourse of
+difference with him, though much against my will, and he like a doating
+coxcomb as he is, said he could not but demand his money, and that he
+would have his right, and that let all anger be forgot, and such sorry
+stuff, nothing to my mind, but only I obtained this satisfaction, that
+he told me about Sturbridge last was 12 months or 2 years he was at
+Brampton, and there my father did tell him that what he had done for my
+brother in giving him his goods and setting him up as he had done was
+upon condition that he should give my brother John L20 per ann., which
+he charged upon my father, he tells me in answer, as a great deal of
+hard measure that he should expect that with him that had a brother so
+able as I am to do that for him. This is all that he says he can say as
+to my father's acknowledging that he had given Tom his goods. He says
+his brother Roger will take his oath that my father hath given him
+thanks for his counsel for his giving of Tom his goods and setting him
+up in the manner that he hath done, but the former part of this he did
+not speak fully so bad nor as certain what he could say. So we walked
+together to my cozen Joyce's, where my wife staid for me, and then I
+home and her by coach, and so to my office, then to supper and to bed.
+
+23rd. Lay long talking with my wife, and angry awhile about her desiring
+to have a French mayde all of a sudden, which I took to arise from
+yesterday's being with her mother. But that went over and friends again,
+and so she be well qualitied, I care not much whether she be French or
+no, so a Protestant. Thence to the office, and at noon to the 'Change,
+where very busy getting ships for Guinny and for Tangier. So home to
+dinner, and then abroad all the afternoon doing several errands, to
+comply with my oath of ending many businesses before Bartholomew's day,
+which is two days hence. Among others I went into New Bridewell, in my
+way to Mr. Cole, and there I saw the new model, and it is very handsome.
+Several at work, among others, one pretty whore brought in last night,
+which works very lazily. I did give them 6d. to drink, and so away. To
+Graye's Inn, but missed Mr. Cole, and so homeward called at Harman's,
+and there bespoke some chairs for a room, and so home, and busy late,
+and then to supper and to bed. The Dutch East India Fleete are now
+come home safe, which we are sorry for. Our Fleets on both sides are
+hastening out to Guinny.
+
+24th. Up by six o'clock, and to my office with Tom Hater dispatching
+business in haste. At nine o'clock to White Hall about Mr. Maes's
+business at the Council, which stands in an ill condition still. Thence
+to Graye's Inn, but missed of Mr. Cole the lawyer, and so walked home,
+calling among the joyners in Wood Streete to buy a table and bade in
+many places, but did not buy it till I come home to see the place where
+it is to stand, to judge how big it must be. So after 'Change home and a
+good dinner, and then to White Hall to a Committee of the Fishery, where
+my Lord Craven and Mr. Gray mightily against Mr. Creed's being joined
+in the warrant for Secretary with Mr. Duke. However I did get it put
+off till the Duke of Yorke was there, and so broke up doing nothing. So
+walked home, first to the Wardrobe, and there saw one suit of clothes
+made for my boy and linen set out, and I think to have him the latter
+end of this week, and so home, Mr. Creed walking the greatest part
+of the way with me advising what to do in his case about his being
+Secretary to us in conjunction with Duke, which I did give him the best
+I could, and so home and to my office, where very much business, and
+then home to supper and to bed.
+
+25th. Up and to the office after I had spoke to my taylor, Langford (who
+came to me about some work), desiring to know whether he knew of any
+debts that my father did owe of his own in the City. He tells me, "No,
+not any." I did on purpose try him because of what words he and his wife
+have said of him (as Herbert told me the other day), and further did
+desire him, that if he knew of any or could hear of any that he should
+bid them come to me, and I would pay them, for I would not that because
+he do not pay my brother's debts that therefore he should be thought
+to deny the payment of his owne. All the morning at the office busy. At
+noon to the 'Change, among other things busy to get a little by the hire
+of a ship for Tangier. So home to dinner, and after dinner comes
+Mr. Cooke to see me; it is true he was kind to me at sea in carrying
+messages to and fro to my wife from sea, but I did do him kindnesses
+too, and therefore I matter not much to compliment or make any regard
+of his thinking me to slight him as I do for his folly about my brother
+Tom's mistress. After dinner and some talk with him, I to my office;
+there busy, till by and by Jacke Noble came to me to tell me that he had
+Cave in prison, and that he would give me and my father good security
+that neither we nor any of our family should be troubled with the child;
+for he could prove that he was fully satisfied for him; and that if the
+worst came to the worst, the parish must keep it; that Cave did bring
+the child to his house, but they got it carried back again, and that
+thereupon he put him in prison. When he saw that I would not pay him
+the money, nor made anything of being secured against the child, he then
+said that then he must go to law, not himself, but come in as a witness
+for Cave against us. I could have told him that he could bear witness
+that Cave is satisfied, or else there is no money due to himself; but
+I let alone any such discourse, only getting as much out of him as I
+could. I perceive he is a rogue, and hath inquired into everything and
+consulted with Dr. Pepys, and that he thinks as Dr. Pepys told him that
+my father if he could would not pay a farthing of the debts, and yet I
+made him confess that in all his lifetime he never knew my father to be
+asked for money twice, nay, not once, all the time he lived with him,
+and that for his own debts he believed he would do so still, but he
+meant only for those of Tom. He said now that Randall and his wife and
+the midwife could prove from my brother's own mouth that the child was
+his, and that Tom had told them the circumstances of time, upon November
+5th at night, that he got it on her. I offered him if he would secure
+my father against being forced to pay the money again I would pay him,
+which at first he would do, give his own security, and when I asked more
+than his own he told me yes he would, and those able men, subsidy men,
+but when we came by and by to discourse of it again he would not then do
+it, but said he would take his course, and joyne with Cave and release
+him, and so we parted. However, this vexed me so as I could not be
+quiet, but took coach to go speak with Mr. Cole, but met him not within,
+so back, buying a table by the way, and at my office late, and then home
+to supper and to bed, my mind disordered about this roguish business--in
+every thing else, I thank God, well at ease.
+
+26th. Up by 5 o'clock, which I have not been many a day, and down by
+water to Deptford, and there took in Mr. Pumpfield the rope-maker, and
+down with him to Woolwich to view Clothier's cordage, which I found bad
+and stopped the receipt of it. Thence to the ropeyard, and there among
+other things discoursed with Mrs. Falconer, who tells me that she has
+found the writing, and Sir W. Pen's daughter is not put into the
+lease for her life as he expected, and I am glad of it. Thence to the
+Dockyarde, and there saw the new ship in very great forwardness, and so
+by water to Deptford a little, and so home and shifting myself, to the
+'Change, and there did business, and thence down by water to White Hall,
+by the way, at the Three Cranes, putting into an alehouse and eat a bit
+of bread and cheese. There I could not get into the Parke, and so was
+fain to stay in the gallery over the gate to look to the passage into
+the Parke, into which the King hath forbid of late anybody's coming, to
+watch his coming that had appointed me to come, which he did by and by
+with his lady and went to Guardener's Lane, and there instead of meeting
+with one that was handsome and could play well, as they told me, she is
+the ugliest beast and plays so basely as I never heard anybody, so that
+I should loathe her being in my house. However, she took us by and by
+and showed us indeed some pictures at one Hiseman's, a picture drawer, a
+Dutchman, which is said to exceed Lilly, and indeed there is both of
+the Queenes and Mayds of Honour (particularly Mrs. Stewart's in a buff
+doublet like a soldier) as good pictures, I think, as ever I saw.
+The Queene is drawn in one like a shepherdess, in the other like St.
+Katharin, most like and most admirably. I was mightily pleased with this
+sight indeed, and so back again to their lodgings, where I left them,
+but before I went this mare that carried me, whose name I know not but
+that they call him Sir John, a pitiful fellow, whose face I have long
+known but upon what score I know not, but he could have the confidence
+to ask me to lay down money for him to renew the lease of his house,
+which I did give eare to there because I was there receiving a civility
+from him, but shall not part with my money. There I left them, and I by
+water home, where at my office busy late, then home to supper, and so to
+bed. This day my wife tells me Mr. Pen,
+
+ [William Penn, afterwards the famous Quaker. P. Gibson, writing to
+ him in March, 1711-12, says: "I remember your honour very well,
+ when you newly came out of France and wore pantaloon breeches"]
+
+Sir William's son, is come back from France, and come to visit her. A
+most modish person, grown, she says, a fine gentleman.
+
+27th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and there almost made my bargain about a ship for Tangier,
+which will bring me in a little profit with Captain Taylor. Off the
+'Change with Mr. Cutler and Sir W. Rider to Cutler's house, and there
+had a very good dinner, and two or three pretty young ladies of their
+relations there. Thence to my case-maker for my stone case, and had it
+to my mind, and cost me 24s., which is a great deale of money, but it is
+well done and pleases me. So doing some other small errands I home, and
+there find my boy, Tom Edwards, come, sent me by Captain Cooke, having
+been bred in the King's Chappell these four years. I propose to make a
+clerke of him, and if he deserves well, to do well by him. Spent much
+of the afternoon to set his chamber in order, and then to the office
+leaving him at home, and late at night after all business was done I
+called Will and told him my reason of taking a boy, and that it is
+of necessity, not out of any unkindness to him, nor should be to his
+injury, and then talked about his landlord's daughter to come to my
+wife, and I think it will be. So home and find my boy a very schoole
+boy, that talks innocently and impertinently, but at present it is a
+sport to us, and in a little time he will leave it. So sent him to bed,
+he saying that he used to go to bed at eight o'clock, and then all of
+us to bed, myself pretty well pleased with my choice of a boy. All the
+newes this day is, that the Dutch are, with twenty-two sayle of ships
+of warr, crewsing up and down about Ostend; at which we are alarmed. My
+Lord Sandwich is come back into the Downes with only eight sayle,
+which is or may be a prey to the Dutch, if they knew our weakness and
+inability to set out any more speedily.
+
+28th (Lord's day). Up the first time I have had great while. Home to
+dined, and with my boy alone to church anybody to attend me to church a
+dinner, and there met Creed, who, and we merry together, as his learning
+is such and judgment that I cannot but be pleased with it. After dinner
+I took him to church, into our gallery, with me, but slept the best part
+of the sermon, which was a most silly one. So he and I to walk to the
+'Change a while, talking from one pleasant discourse to another, and
+so home, and thither came my uncle Wight and aunt, and supped with us
+mighty merry. And Creed lay with us all night, and so to bed, very merry
+to think how Mr. Holliard (who came in this evening to see me) makes
+nothing, but proving as a most clear thing that Rome is Antichrist.
+
+29th. Up betimes, intending to do business at my office, by 5 o'clock,
+but going out met at my door Mr. Hughes come to speak with me about
+office business, and told me that as he came this morning from Deptford
+he left the King's yarde a-fire. So I presently took a boat and down,
+and there found, by God's providence, the fire out; but if there had
+been any wind it must have burned all our stores, which is a most
+dreadfull consideration. But leaving all things well I home, and out
+abroad doing many errands, Mr. Creed also out, and my wife to her
+mother's, and Creed and I met at my Lady Sandwich's and there dined; but
+my Lady is become as handsome, I think, as ever she was; and so good and
+discreet a woman I know not in the world. After dinner I to Westminster
+to Jervas's a while, and so doing many errands by the way, and necessary
+ones, I home, and thither came the woman with her mother which our Will
+recommends to my wife. I like her well, and I think will please us. My
+wife and they agreed, and she is to come the next week. At which I am
+very well contented, for then I hope we shall be settled, but I must
+remember that, never since I was housekeeper, I ever lived so quietly,
+without any noise or one angry word almost, as I have done since my
+present mayds Besse, Jane, and Susan came and were together. Now I have
+taken a boy and am taking a woman, I pray God we may not be worse, but I
+will observe it. After being at my office a while, home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+30th. Up and to the office, where sat long, and at noon to dinner at
+home; after dinner comes Mr. Pen to visit me, and staid an houre talking
+with me. I perceive something of learning he hath got, but a great
+deale, if not too much, of the vanity of the French garbe and affected
+manner of speech and gait. I fear all real profit he hath made of his
+travel will signify little. So, he gone, I to my office and there very
+busy till late at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+31st. Up by five o'clock and to my office, where T. Hater and Will met
+me, and so we dispatched a great deal of my business as to the ordering
+my papers and books which were behindhand. All the morning very busy at
+my office. At noon home to dinner, and there my wife hath got me some
+pretty good oysters, which is very soon and the soonest, I think, I ever
+eat any. After dinner I up to hear my boy play upon a lute, which I have
+this day borrowed of Mr. Hunt; and indeed the boy would, with little
+practice, play very well upon the lute, which pleases me well. So by
+coach to the Tangier Committee, and there have another small business by
+which I may get a little small matter of money. Staid but little there,
+and so home and to my office, where late casting up my monthly accounts,
+and, blessed be God! find myself worth L1020, which is still the most I
+ever was worth. So home and to bed. Prince Rupert I hear this day is to
+go to command this fleete going to Guinny against the Dutch. I doubt few
+will be pleased with his going, being accounted an unhappy' man. My mind
+at good rest, only my father's troubles with Dr. Pepys and my brother
+Tom's creditors in general do trouble me. I have got a new boy that
+understands musique well, as coming to me from the King's Chappell, and
+I hope will prove a good boy, and my wife and I are upon having a woman,
+which for her content I am contented to venture upon the charge of
+again, and she is one that our' Will finds out for us, and understands
+a little musique, and I think will please us well, only her friends live
+too near us. Pretty well in health, since I left off wearing of a gowne
+within doors all day, and then go out with my legs into the cold, which
+brought me daily pain.
+
+
+
+
+SEPTEMBER 1664
+
+Sept. 1st. A sad rainy night, up and to the office, where busy all
+the morning. At noon to the 'Change and thence brought Mr. Pierce, the
+Surgeon, and Creed, and dined very merry and handsomely; but my wife
+not being well of those she not with us; and we cut up the great cake
+Moorcocke lately sent us, which is very good. They gone I to my office,
+and there very busy till late at night, and so home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+2nd. Up very betimes and walked (my boy with me) to Mr. Cole's, and
+after long waiting below, he being under the barber's hands, I spoke
+with him, and he did give me much hopes of getting my debt that my
+brother owed me, and also that things would go well with my father. But
+going to his attorney's, that he directed me to, they tell me both that
+though I could bring my father to a confession of a judgment, yet he
+knowing that there are specialties out against him he is bound to plead
+his knowledge of them to me before he pays me, or else he must do it in
+his own wrong. I took a great deal of pains this morning in the thorough
+understanding hereof, and hope that I know the truth of our case, though
+it be but bad, yet better than to run spending money and all to no
+purpose. However, I will inquire a little more. Walked home, doing very
+many errands by the way to my great content, and at the 'Change met
+and spoke with several persons about serving us with pieces of eight at
+Tangier. So home to dinner above stairs, my wife not being well of those
+in bed. I dined by her bedside, but I got her to rise and abroad with
+me by coach to Bartholomew Fayre, and our boy with us, and there shewed
+them and myself the dancing on the ropes, and several other the best
+shows; but pretty it is to see how our boy carries himself so innocently
+clownish as would make one laugh. Here till late and dark, then up and
+down, to buy combes for my wife to give her mayds, and then by coach
+home, and there at the office set down my day's work, and then home to
+bed.
+
+3rd. I have had a bad night's rest to-night, not sleeping well, as my
+wife observed, and once or twice she did wake me, and I thought myself
+to be mightily bit with fleas, and in the morning she chid her mayds for
+not looking the fleas a-days. But, when I rose, I found that it is only
+the change of the weather from hot to cold, which, as I was two winters
+ago, do stop my pores, and so my blood tingles and itches all day all
+over my body, and so continued to-day all the day long just as I was
+then, and if it continues to be so cold I fear I must come to the same
+pass, but sweating cured me then, and I hope, and am told, will this
+also. At the office sat all the morning, dined at home, and after dinner
+to White Hall, to the Fishing Committee, but not above four of us met,
+which could do nothing, and a sad thing it is to see so great a work so
+ill followed, for at this pace it can come to any thing at first sight.
+Mr. Hill came to tell me that he had got a gentlewoman for my wife, one
+Mrs. Ferrabosco, that sings most admirably. I seemed glad of it; but
+I hear she is too gallant for me, and I am not sorry that I misse her.
+Thence to the office, setting some papers right, and so home to supper
+and to bed, after prayers.
+
+5th. Up and to St. James's, and there did our business with the Duke;
+where all our discourse of warr in the highest measure. Prince Rupert
+was with us; who is fitting himself to go to sea in the Heneretta. And
+afterwards in White Hall I met him and Mr. Gray, and he spoke to me,
+and in other discourse, says he, "God damn me, I can answer but for
+one ship, and in that I will do my part; for it is not in that as in an
+army, where a man can command every thing." By and by to a Committee
+for the Fishery, the Duke of Yorke there, where, after Duke was made
+Secretary, we fell to name a Committee, whereof I was willing to be one,
+because I would have my hand in the business, to understand it and be
+known in doing something in it; and so, after cutting out work for the
+Committee, we rose, and I to my wife to Unthanke's, and with her from
+shop to shop, laying out near L10 this morning in clothes for her.
+And so I to the 'Change, where a while, and so home and to dinner, and
+thither came W. Bowyer and dined with us; but strange to see how he
+could not endure onyons in sauce to lamb, but was overcome with the
+sight of it, and so-was forced to make his dinner of an egg or two. He
+tells us how Mrs. Lane is undone, by her marrying so bad, and desires to
+speak with me, which I know is wholly to get me to do something for her
+to get her husband a place, which he is in no wise fit for. After dinner
+down to Woolwich with a gaily, and then to Deptford, and so home, all
+the way reading Sir J. Suck[l]ing's "Aglaura," which, methinks, is but a
+mean play; nothing of design in it. Coming home it is strange to see how
+I was troubled to find my wife, but in a necessary compliment, expecting
+Mr. Pen to see her, who had been there and was by her people denied,
+which, he having been three times, she thought not fit he should be any
+more. But yet even this did raise my jealousy presently and much vex me.
+However, he did not come, which pleased me, and I to supper, and to the
+office till 9 o'clock or thereabouts, and so home to bed. My aunt James
+had been here to-day with Kate Joyce twice to see us. The second time my
+wife was at home, and they it seems are going down to Brampton, which I
+am sorry for, for the charge that my father will be put to. But it must
+be borne with, and my mother has a mind to see them, but I do condemn
+myself mightily for my pride and contempt of my aunt and kindred that
+are not so high as myself, that I have not seen her all this while, nor
+invited her all this while.
+
+6th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home
+to dinner, then to my office and there waited, thinking to have had
+Bagwell's wife come to me about business, that I might have talked with
+her, but she came not. So I to White Hall by coach with Mr. Andrews,
+and there I got his contract for the victualling of Tangier signed and
+sealed by us there, so that all the business is well over, and I hope
+to have made a good business of it and to receive L100 by it the next
+weeke, for which God be praised! Thence to W. Joyce's and Anthony's, to
+invite them to dinner to meet my aunt James at my house, and the rather
+because they are all to go down to my father the next weeke, and so I
+would be a little kind to them before they go. So home, having called
+upon Doll, our pretty 'Change woman, for a pair of gloves trimmed with
+yellow ribbon, to [match the] petticoate my wife bought yesterday, which
+cost me 20s.; but she is so pretty, that, God forgive me! I could not
+think it too much--which is a strange slavery that I stand in to beauty,
+that I value nothing near it. So going home, and my coach stopping in
+Newgate Market over against a poulterer's shop, I took occasion to buy
+a rabbit, but it proved a deadly old one when I came to eat it, as I did
+do after an hour being at my office, and after supper again there till
+past 11 at night. So home,, and to bed. This day Mr. Coventry did tell
+us how the Duke did receive the Dutch Embassador the other day; by
+telling him that, whereas they think us in jest, he believes that the
+Prince (Rupert) which goes in this fleete to Guinny will soon tell them
+that we are in earnest, and that he himself will do the like here, in
+the head of the fleete here at home, and that for the meschants, which
+he told the Duke there were in England, which did hope to do themselves
+good by the King's being at warr, says he, the English have ever united
+all this private difference to attend foraigne, and that Cromwell,
+notwithstanding the meschants in his time, which were the Cavaliers, did
+never find them interrupt him in his foraigne businesses, and that he
+did not doubt but to live to see the Dutch as fearfull of provoking the
+English, under the government of a King, as he remembers them to have
+been under that of a Coquin. I writ all this story to my Lord Sandwich
+tonight into the Downes, it being very good and true, word for word from
+Mr. Coventry to-day.
+
+7th. Lay long to-day, pleasantly discoursing with my wife about the
+dinner we are to have for the Joyces, a day or two hence. Then up and
+with Mr. Margetts to Limehouse to see his ground and ropeyarde there,
+which is very fine, and I believe we shall employ it for the Navy, for
+the King's grounds are not sufficient to supply our defence if a warr
+comes. Thence back to the 'Change, where great talke of the forwardnesse
+of the Dutch, which puts us all to a stand, and particularly myself for
+my Lord Sandwich, to think him to lie where he is for a sacrifice, if
+they should begin with us. So home and Creed with me, and to dinner, and
+after dinner I out to my office, taking in Bagwell's wife, who I knew
+waited for me, but company came to me so soon that I could have no
+discourse with her, as I intended, of pleasure. So anon abroad with
+Creed walked to Bartholomew Fayre, this being the last day, and there
+saw the best dancing on the ropes that I think I ever saw in my life,
+and so all say, and so by coach home, where I find my wife hath had her
+head dressed by her woman, Mercer, which is to come to her to-morrow,
+but my wife being to go to a christening tomorrow, she came to do her
+head up to-night. So a while to my office, and then to supper and to
+bed.
+
+8th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning. At noon dined at
+home, and I by water down to Woolwich by a galley, and back again in the
+evening. All haste made in setting out this Guinny fleete, but yet not
+such as will ever do the King's business if we come to a warr. My wife
+this afternoon being very well dressed by her new woman, Mary Mercer,
+a decayed merchant's daughter that our Will helps us to, did go to the
+christening of Mrs. Mills, the parson's wife's child, where she never
+was before. After I was come home Mr. Povey came to me and took me out
+to supper to Mr. Bland's, who is making now all haste to be gone for
+Tangier. Here pretty merry, and good discourse, fain to admire the
+knowledge and experience of Mrs. Bland, who I think as good a merchant
+as her husband. I went home and there find Mercer, whose person I like
+well, and I think will do well, at least I hope so. So to my office a
+while and then to bed.
+
+9th. Up, and to put things in order against dinner. I out and bought
+several things, among others, a dozen of silver salts; home, and to the
+office, where some of us met a little, and then home, and at noon comes
+my company, namely, Anthony and Will Joyce and their wives, my aunt
+James newly come out of Wales, and my cozen Sarah Gyles. Her husband did
+not come, and by her I did understand afterwards, that it was because he
+was not yet able to pay me the 40s. she had borrowed a year ago of me.
+
+ [Pepys would have been more proud of his cousin had he anticipated
+ her husband's becoming a knight, for she was probably the same
+ person whose burial is recorded in the register of St. Helen's,
+ Bishopsgate, September 4th, 1704: "Dame Sarah Gyles, widow, relict
+ of Sir John Gyles."--B.]
+
+I was as merry as I could, giving them a good dinner; but W. Joyce did
+so talk, that he made every body else dumb, but only laugh at him. I
+forgot there was Mr. Harman and his wife, my aunt, a very good harmlesse
+woman. All their talke is of her and my two she-cozen Joyces and Will's
+little boy Will (who was also here to-day), down to Brampton to my
+father's next week, which will be trouble and charge to them, but
+however my father and mother desire to see them, and so let them. They
+eyed mightily my great cupboard of plate, I this day putting my two
+flaggons upon my table; and indeed it is a fine sight, and better than
+ever I did hope to see of my owne. Mercer dined with us at table, this
+being her first dinner in my house. After dinner left them and to White
+Hall, where a small Tangier Committee, and so back again home, and there
+my wife and Mercer and Tom and I sat till eleven at night, singing and
+fiddling, and a great joy it is to see me master of so much pleasure in
+my house, that it is and will be still, I hope, a constant pleasure to
+me to be at home. The girle plays pretty well upon the harpsicon, but
+only ordinary tunes, but hath a good hand; sings a little, but hath a
+good voyce and eare. My boy, a brave boy, sings finely, and is the most
+pleasant boy at present, while his ignorant boy's tricks last, that ever
+I saw. So to supper, and with great pleasure to bed.
+
+10th. Up and to the office, where we sate all the morning, and I much
+troubled to think what the end of our great sluggishness will be, for we
+do nothing in this office like people able to carry on a warr. We must
+be put out, or other people put in. Dined at home, and then my wife and
+I and Mercer to the Duke's house, and there saw "The Rivalls," which is
+no excellent play, but good acting in it; especially Gosnell comes and
+sings and dances finely, but, for all that, fell out of the key, so that
+the musique could not play to her afterwards, and so did Harris also go
+out of the tune to agree with her. Thence home and late writing letters,
+and this night I received, by Will, L105, the first-fruits of my
+endeavours in the late contract for victualling of Tangier, for which
+God be praised! for I can with a safe conscience say that I have therein
+saved the King L5000 per annum, and yet got myself a hope of L300 per
+annum without the least wrong to the King. So to supper and to bed.
+
+11th (Lord's day). Up and to church in the best manner I have gone a
+good while, that is to say, with my wife, and her woman, Mercer, along
+with us, and Tom, my boy, waiting on us. A dull sermon. Home, dined,
+left my wife to go to church alone, and I walked in haste being late to
+the Abbey at Westminster, according to promise to meet Jane Welsh, and
+there wearily walked, expecting her till 6 o'clock from three, but no
+Jane came, which vexed me, only part of it I spent with Mr. Blagrave
+walking in the Abbey, he telling me the whole government and discipline
+of White Hall Chappell, and the caution now used against admitting any
+debauched persons, which I was glad to hear, though he tells me there
+are persons bad enough. Thence going home went by Jarvis's, and there
+stood Jane at the door, and so I took her in and drank with her, her
+master and mistress being out of doors. She told me how she could not
+come to me this afternoon, but promised another time. So I walked home
+contented with my speaking with her, and walked to my uncle Wight's,
+where they were all at supper, and among others comes fair Mrs.
+Margarett Wight, who indeed is very pretty. So after supper home to
+prayers and to bed. This afternoon, it seems, Sir J. Minnes fell sicke
+at church, and going down the gallery stairs fell down dead, but came to
+himself again and is pretty well.
+
+12th. Up, and to my cozen Anthony Joyce's, and there took leave of my
+aunt James, and both cozens, their wives, who are this day going down to
+my father's by coach. I did give my Aunt 20s., to carry as a token to my
+mother, and 10s. to Pall. Thence by coach to St. James's, and there did
+our business as usual with the Duke; and saw him with great pleasure
+play with his little girle,--[Afterwards Queen Mary II.]--like an
+ordinary private father of a child. Thence walked to Jervas's, where
+I took Jane in the shop alone, and there heard of her, her master and
+mistress were going out. So I went away and came again half an hour
+after. In the meantime went to the Abbey, and there went in to see the
+tombs with great pleasure. Back again to Jane, and there upstairs and
+drank with her, and staid two hours with her kissing her, but nothing
+more. Anon took boat and by water to the Neat Houses over against Fox
+Hall to have seen Greatorex dive, which Jervas and his wife were gone to
+see, and there I found them (and did it the rather for a pretence for
+my having been so long at their house), but being disappointed of some
+necessaries to do it I staid not, but back to Jane, but she would not
+go out with me. So I to Mr. Creed's lodgings, and with him walked up
+and down in the New Exchange, talking mightily of the convenience and
+necessity of a man's wearing good clothes, and so after eating a messe
+of creame I took leave of him, he walking with me as far as Fleete
+Conduit, he offering me upon my request to put out some money for me
+into Backewell's hands at 6 per cent. interest, which he seldom gives,
+which I will consider of, being doubtful of trusting any of these great
+dealers because of their mortality, but then the convenience of having
+one's money, at an houre's call is very great. Thence to my uncle
+Wight's, and there supped with my wife, having given them a brave barrel
+of oysters of Povy's giving me. So home and to bed.
+
+13th. Up and, to the office, where sat busy all morning, dined at home
+and after dinner to Fishmonger's Hall, where we met the first time upon
+the Fishery Committee, and many good things discoursed of concerning
+making of farthings, which was proposed as a way of raising money for
+this business, and then that of lotterys,
+
+ [Among the State Papers is a "Statement of Articles in the Covenant
+ proposed by the Commissioners for the Royal Fishing to, Sir Ant.
+ Desmarces & Co. in reference to the regulation of lotteries; which
+ are very unreasonable, and of the objections thereto" ("Calendar of
+ State Papers," Domestic, 1663-64, p. 576.)]
+
+but with great confusion; but I hope we shall fall into greater order.
+So home again and to my office, where after doing business home and to a
+little musique, after supper, and so to bed.
+
+14th. Up, and wanting some things that should be laid ready for my
+dressing myself I was angry, and one thing after another made my wife
+give Besse warning to be gone, which the jade, whether out of fear or
+ill-nature or simplicity I know not, but she took it and asked leave
+to go forth to look a place, and did, which vexed me to the heart, she
+being as good a natured wench as ever we shall have, but only forgetful.
+At the office all the morning and at noon to the 'Change, and there went
+off with Sir W. Warren and took occasion to desire him to lend me L100,
+which he said he would let the have with all his heart presently, as he
+had promised me a little while ago to give me for my pains in his two
+great contracts for masts L100, and that this should be it. To which end
+I did move it to him, and by this means I hope to be, possessed of the
+L100 presently within 2 or 3 days. So home to dinner, and then to the
+office, and down to Blackwall by water to view a place found out for
+laying of masts, and I think it will be most proper. So home and there
+find Mr. Pen come to visit my wife, and staid with them till sent for to
+Mr. Bland's, whither by appointment I was to go to supper, and against
+my will left them together, but, God knows, without any reason of fear
+in my conscience of any evil between them, but such is my natural folly.
+Being thither come they would needs have my wife, and so Mr. Bland and
+his wife (the first time she was ever at my house or my wife at hers)
+very civilly went forth and brought her and W. Pen, and there Mr. Povy
+and we supped nobly and very merry, it being to take leave of Mr. Bland,
+who is upon going soon to Tangier. So late home and to bed.
+
+15th. At the office all the morning, then to the 'Change, and so home to
+dinner, where Luellin dined with us, and after dinner many people came
+in and kept me all the afternoon, among other the Master and Wardens
+of Chyrurgeon's Hall, who staid arguing their cause with me; I did give
+them the best answer I could, and after their being two hours with me
+parted, and I to my office to do business, which is much on my hands,
+and so late home to supper and to bed.
+
+16th. Up betimes and to my office, where all the morning very busy
+putting papers to rights. And among other things Mr. Gauden coming to
+me, I had a good opportunity to speak to him about his present, which
+hitherto hath been a burden: to me, that I could not do it, because I
+was doubtfull that he meant it as a temptation to me to stand by him in
+the business of Tangier victualling; but he clears me it was not, and
+that he values me and my proceedings therein very highly, being but
+what became me, and that what he did was for my old kindnesses to him in
+dispatching of his business, which I was glad to hear, and with my heart
+in good rest and great joy parted, and to my business again. At noon to
+the 'Change, where by appointment I met Sir W. Warren, and afterwards to
+the Sun taverne, where he brought to me, being all alone; L100 in a bag,
+which I offered him to give him my receipt for, but he told me, no, it
+was my owne, which he had a little while since promised me and was glad
+that (as I had told him two days since) it would now do me courtesy; and
+so most kindly he did give it me, and I as joyfully, even out of myself,
+carried it home in a coach, he himself expressly taking care that
+nobody might see this business done, though I was willing enough to have
+carried a servant with me to have received it, but he advised me to do
+it myself. So home with it and to dinner; after dinner I forth with my
+boy to buy severall things, stools and andirons and candlesticks, &c.,
+household stuff, and walked to the mathematical instrument maker in
+Moorefields and bought a large pair of compasses, and there met Mr.
+Pargiter, and he would needs have me drink a cup of horse-radish ale,
+which he and a friend of his troubled with the stone have been drinking
+of, which we did and then walked into the fields as far almost as Sir
+G. Whitmore's, all the way talking of Russia, which, he says, is a
+sad place; and, though Moscow is a very great city, yet it is from the
+distance between house and house, and few people compared with this, and
+poor, sorry houses, the Emperor himself living in a wooden house, his
+exercise only flying a hawk at pigeons and carrying pigeons ten or
+twelve miles off and then laying wagers which pigeon shall come soonest
+home to her house. All the winter within doors, some few playing at
+chesse, but most drinking their time away. Women live very slavishly
+there, and it seems in the Emperor's court no room hath above two or
+three windows, and those the greatest not a yard wide or high, for
+warmth in winter time; and that the general cure for all diseases there
+is their sweating houses, or people that are poor they get into their
+ovens, being heated, and there lie. Little learning among things of
+any sort. Not a man that speaks Latin, unless the Secretary of State
+by chance. Mr. Pargiter and I walked to the 'Change together and there
+parted, and so I to buy more things and then home, and after a little
+at my office, home to supper and to bed. This day old Hardwicke came and
+redeemed a watch he had left with me in pawne for 40s. seven years ago,
+and I let him gave it. Great talk that the Dutch will certainly be out
+this week, and will sail directly to Guinny, being convoyed out of the
+Channel with 42 sail of ships.
+
+17th. Up and to the office, where Mr. Coventry very angry to see things
+go so coldly as they do, and I must needs say it makes me fearful every
+day of having some change of the office, and the truth is, I am of late
+a little guilty of being remiss myself of what I used to be, but I hope
+I shall come to my old pass again, my family being now settled again.
+Dined at home, and to the office, where late busy in setting all my
+businesses in order, and I did a very great and a very contenting
+afternoon's work. This day my aunt Wight sent my wife a new scarfe, with
+a compliment for the many favours she had received of her, which is the
+several things we have sent her. I am glad enough of it, for I see my
+uncle is so given up to the Wights that I hope for little more of them.
+So home to supper and to bed.
+
+18th (Lord's day). Up and to church all of us. At noon comes Anthony
+and W. Joyce (their wives being in the country with my father) and dined
+with me very merry as I can be in such company. After dinner walked
+to Westminster (tiring them by the way, and so left them, Anthony
+in Cheapside and the other in the Strand), and there spent all the
+afternoon in the Cloysters as I had agreed with Jane Welsh, but she came
+not, which vexed me, staying till 5 o'clock, and then walked homeward,
+and by coach to the old Exchange, and thence to my aunt Wight's, and
+invited her and my uncle to supper, and so home, and by and by they
+came, and we eat a brave barrel of oysters Mr. Povy sent me this
+morning, and very merry at supper, and so to prayers and to bed. Last
+night it seems my aunt Wight did send my wife a new scarfe, laced, as a
+token for her many givings to her. It is true now and then we give them
+some toys, as oranges, &c., but my aime is to get myself something more
+from my uncle's favour than this.
+
+19th. Up, my wife and I having a little anger about her woman already,
+she thinking that I take too much care of her at table to mind her (my
+wife) of cutting for her, but it soon over, and so up and with Sir W.
+Batten and Sir W. Pen to St. James's, and there did our business with
+the Duke, and thence homeward straight, calling at the Coffee-house, and
+there had very good discourse with Sir----Blunt and Dr. Whistler about
+Egypt and other things. So home to dinner, my wife having put on to-day
+her winter new suit of moyre, which is handsome, and so after dinner I
+did give her L15 to lay out in linen and necessaries for the house
+and to buy a suit for Pall, and I myself to White Hall to a Tangier
+Committee, where Colonell Reames hath brought us so full and methodical
+an account of all matters there, that I never have nor hope to see the
+like of any publique business while I live again. The Committee up, I to
+Westminster to Jervas's, and spoke with Jane; who I find cold and not
+so desirous of a meeting as before, and it is no matter, I shall be
+the freer from the inconvenience that might follow thereof, besides
+offending God Almighty and neglecting my business. So by coach home and
+to my office, where late, and so to supper and to bed. I met with Dr.
+Pierce to-day, who, speaking of Dr. Frazier's being so earnest to have
+such a one (one Collins) go chyrurgeon to the Prince's person will have
+him go in his terms and with so much money put into his hands, he tells
+me (when I was wondering that Frazier should order things with the
+Prince in that confident manner) that Frazier is so great with my Lady
+Castlemayne, and Stewart, and all the ladies at Court, in helping to
+slip their calfes when there is occasion, and with the great men in
+curing of their claps that he can do what he please with the King, in
+spite of any man, and upon the same score with the Prince; they all
+having more or less occasion to make use of him. Sir G. Carteret tells
+me this afternoon that the Dutch are not yet ready to set out; and by
+that means do lose a good wind which would carry them out and keep us
+in, and moreover he says that they begin to boggle in the business, and
+he thinks may offer terms of peace for all this, and seems to argue
+that it will be well for the King too, and I pray God send it. Colonell
+Reames did, among other things, this day tell me how it is clear that,
+if my Lord Tiviott had lived, he would have quite undone Tangier, or
+designed himself to be master of it. He did put the King upon most
+great, chargeable, and unnecessary works there, and took the course
+industriously to deter, all other merchants but himself to deal there,
+and to make both King and all others pay what he pleased for all that
+was brought thither.
+
+20th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, at noon to the
+'Change, and there met by appointment with Captain Poyntz, who hath some
+place, or title to a place, belonging to gameing, and so I discoursed
+with him about the business of our improving of the Lotterys, to the
+King's benefit, and that of the Fishery, and had some light from him in
+the business, and shall, he says, have more in writing from him. So home
+to dinner and then abroad to the Fishing Committee at Fishmongers' Hall,
+and there sat and did some business considerable, and so up and home,
+and there late at my office doing much business, and I find with great
+delight that I am come to my good temper of business again. God continue
+me in it. So home to supper, it being washing day, and to bed.
+
+21st. Up, and by coach to Mr. Povy's, and there got him to signe the
+payment of Captain Tayler's bills for the remainder of freight for
+the Eagle, wherein I shall be gainer about L30, thence with him to
+Westminster by coach to Houseman's [Huysman] the great picture drawer,
+and saw again very fine pictures, and have his promise, for Mr. Povy's
+sake, to take pains in what picture I shall set him about, and I think
+to have my wife's. But it is a strange thing to observe and fit for me
+to remember that I am at no time so unwilling to part with money as when
+I am concerned in the getting of it most, as I thank God of late I have
+got more in this month, viz. near 0250, than ever I did in half a year
+before in my life, I think. Thence to White Hall with him, and so walked
+to the old Exchange and back to Povy's to dinner, where great and good
+company; among others Sir John Skeffington, whom I knew at Magdalen
+College, a fellow-commoner, my fellow-pupil, but one with whom I had no
+great acquaintance, he being then, God knows, much above me. Here I
+was afresh delighted with Mr. Povy's house and pictures of perspective,
+being strange things to think how they do delude one's eye, that
+methinks it would make a man doubtful of swearing that ever he saw any
+thing. Thence with him to St. James's, and so to White Hall to a Tangier
+Committee, and hope I have light of another opportunity of getting a
+little money if Sir W. Warren will use me kindly for deales to Tangier,
+and with the hopes went joyfully home, and there received Captain
+Tayler's money, received by Will to-day, out of which (as I said above)
+I shall get above L30. So with great comfort to bed, after supper. By
+discourse this day I have great hopes from Mr. Coventry that the Dutch
+and we shall not fall out.
+
+22nd. Up and at the office all the morning. To the 'Change at noon, and
+among other things discoursed with Sir William Warren what I might do
+to get a little money by carrying of deales to Tangier, and told him the
+opportunity I have there of doing it, and he did give me some advice,
+though not so good as he would have done at any other time of the year,
+but such as I hope to make good use of, and get a little money by. So to
+Sir G. Carteret's to dinner, and he and I and Captain Cocke all alone,
+and good discourse, and thence to a Committee of Tangier at White Hall,
+and so home, where I found my wife not well, and she tells me she thinks
+she is with child, but I neither believe nor desire it. But God's will
+be done! So to my office late, and home to supper and to bed; having got
+a strange cold in my head, by flinging off my hat at dinner, and sitting
+with the wind in my neck.
+
+ [In Lord Clarendon's Essay, "On the decay of respect paid to Age,"
+ he says that in his younger days he never kept his hat on before
+ those older than himself, except at dinner.--B.]
+
+23rd. My cold and pain in my head increasing, and the palate of my mouth
+falling, I was in great pain all night. My wife also was not well,
+so that a mayd was fain to sit up by her all night. Lay long in the
+morning, at last up, and amongst others comes Mr. Fuller, that was the
+wit of Cambridge, and Praevaricator
+
+ [At the Commencement (Comitia Majora) in July, the Praevaricator, or
+ Varier, held a similar position to the Tripos at the Comitia Minora.
+ He was so named from varying the question which he proposed, either
+ by a play upon the words or by the transposition of the terms in
+ which it was expressed. Under the pretence of maintaining some
+ philosophical question, he poured out a medley of absurd jokes and
+ 'personal ridicule, which gradually led to the abolition of the
+ office. In Thoresby's "Diary" we read, "Tuesday, July 6th. The
+ Praevaricator's speech was smart and ingenious, attended with
+ vollies of hurras" (see Wordsworth's "University Life in the
+ Eighteenth Century ").--M. B.]
+
+in my time, and staid all the morning with me discoursing, and his
+business to get a man discharged, which I did do for him. Dined with
+little heart at noon, in the afternoon against my will to the office,
+where Sir G. Carteret and we met about an order of the Council for the
+hiring him a house, giving him L1000 fine, and L70 per annum for
+it. Here Sir J. Minnes took occasion, in the most childish and most
+unbeseeming manner, to reproach us all, but most himself, that he was
+not valued as Comptroller among us, nor did anything but only set his
+hand to paper, which is but too true; and every body had a palace, and
+he no house to lie in, and wished he had but as much to build him a
+house with, as we have laid out in carved worke. It was to no end to
+oppose, but all bore it, and after laughed at him for it. So home, and
+late reading "The Siege of Rhodes" to my wife, and then to bed, my head
+being in great pain and my palate still down.
+
+24th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy, then home to
+dinner, and so after dinner comes one Phillips, who is concerned in
+the Lottery, and from him I collected much concerning that business. I
+carried him in my way to White Hall and set him down at Somersett House.
+Among other things he told me that Monsieur Du Puy, that is so great a
+man at the Duke of Yorke's, and this man's great opponent, is a knave
+and by quality but a tailor. To the Tangier Committee, and there I
+opposed Colonell Legg's estimate of supplies of provisions to be sent
+to Tangier till all were ashamed of it, and he fain after all his good
+husbandry and seeming ignorance and joy to have the King's money saved,
+yet afterwards he discovered all his design to be to keep the furnishing
+of these things to the officers of the Ordnance, but Mr. Coventry
+seconded me, and between us we shall save the King some money in the
+year. In one business of deales in L520, I offer to save L172, and yet
+purpose getting money, to myself by it. So home and to my office, and
+business being done home to supper and so to bed, my head and throat
+being still out of order mightily. This night Prior of Brampton came and
+paid me L40, and I find this poor painful man is the only thriving and
+purchasing man in the town almost. We were told to-day of a Dutch ship
+of 3 or 400 tons, where all the men were dead of the plague, and the
+ship cast ashore at Gottenburgh.
+
+25th (Lord's day). Up, and my throat being yet very sore, and, my head
+out of order, we went not to church, but I spent all the morning reading
+of "The Madd Lovers," a very good play, and at noon comes Harman and his
+wife, whom I sent for to meet the Joyces, but they came not. It seems
+Will has got a fall off his horse and broke his face. However, we were
+as merry as I could in their company, and we had a good chine of beef,
+but I had no taste nor stomach through my cold, and therefore little
+pleased with my dinner. It raining, they sat talking with us all the
+afternoon. So anon they went away; and then I to read another play, "The
+Custome of the Country," which is a very poor one, methinks. Then to
+supper, prayers, and bed.
+
+26th. Up pretty well again, but my mouth very scabby, my cold being
+going away, so that I was forced to wear a great black patch, but that
+would not do much good, but it happens we did not go to the Duke to-day,
+and so I staid at home busy all the morning. At noon, after dinner,
+to the 'Change, and thence home to my office again, where busy, well
+employed till 10 at night, and so home to supper and to bed, my mind
+a little troubled that I have not of late kept up myself so briske in
+business; but mind my ease a little too much and my family upon the
+coming of Mercer and Tom. So that I have not kept company, nor appeared
+very active with Mr. Coventry, but now I resolve to settle to it again,
+not that I have idled all my time, but as to my ease something. So I
+have looked a little too much after Tangier and the Fishery, and that
+in the sight of Mr. Coventry, but I have good reason to love myself for
+serving Tangier, for it is one of the best flowers in my garden.
+
+27th. Lay long, sleeping, it raining and blowing very hard. Then up and
+to the office, my mouth still being scabby and a patch on it. At the
+office all the morning. At noon dined at home, and so after dinner
+(Lewellin dining with me and in my way talking about Deering) to the
+Fishing Committee, and had there very many fine things argued, and I
+hope some good will cone of it. So home, where my wife having (after all
+her merry discourse of being with child) her months upon her is gone to
+bed. I to my office very late doing business, then home to supper and
+to bed. To-night Mr. T. Trice and Piggot came to see me, and desire my
+going down to Brampton Court, where for Piggot's sake, for whom it is
+necessary, I should go, I would be glad to go, and will, contrary to my
+purpose, endeavour it, but having now almost L1000, if not above, in my
+house, I know not what to do with it, and that will trouble my mind to
+leave in the house, and I not at home.
+
+28th. Up and by water with Mr. Tucker down to Woolwich, first to do
+several businesses of the King's, then on board Captain Fisher's ship,
+which we hire to carry goods to Tangier. All the way going and coming
+I reading and discoursing over some papers of his which he, poor man,
+having some experience, but greater conceit of it than is fit, did at
+the King's first coming over make proposals of, ordering in a new manner
+the whole revenue of the kingdom, but, God knows, a most weak thing;
+however, one paper I keep wherein he do state the main branches of the
+publick revenue fit to consider and remember. So home, very cold, and
+fearfull of having got some pain, but, thanks be to God! I was well
+after it. So to dinner, and after dinner by coach to White Hall,
+thinking to have met at a Committee of Tangier, but nobody being there
+but my Lord Rutherford, he would needs carry me and another Scotch Lord
+to a play, and so we saw, coming late, part of "The Generall," my Lord
+Orrery's (Broghill) second play; but, Lord! to see how no more either in
+words, sense, or design, it is to his "Harry the 5th" is not imaginable,
+and so poorly acted, though in finer clothes, is strange. And here I
+must confess breach of a vowe in appearance, but I not desiring it, but
+against my will, and my oathe being to go neither at my own charge nor
+at another's, as I had done by becoming liable to give them another, as
+I am to Sir W. Pen and Mr. Creed; but here I neither know which of them
+paid for me, nor, if I did, am I obliged ever to return the like, or did
+it by desire or with any willingness. So that with a safe conscience I
+do think my oathe is not broke and judge God Almighty will not think it
+other wise. Thence to W. Joyce's, and there found my aunt and cozen Mary
+come home from my father's with great pleasure and content, and thence
+to Kate's and found her also mighty pleased with her journey and their
+good usage of them, and so home, troubled in my conscience at my being
+at a play. But at home I found Mercer playing on her Vyall, which is a
+pretty instrument, and so I to the Vyall and singing till late, and so
+to bed. My mind at a great losse how to go down to Brampton this weeke,
+to satisfy Piggott; but what with the fears of my house, my money, my
+wife, and my office, I know not how in the world to think of it, Tom
+Hater being out of towne, and I having near L1000 in my house.
+
+29th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, dined at home and
+Creed with me; after dinner I to Sir G. Carteret, and with him to his
+new house he is taking in Broad Streete, and there surveyed all the
+rooms and bounds, in order to the drawing up a lease thereof; and that
+done, Mr. Cutler, his landlord, took me up and down, and showed me all
+his ground and house, which is extraordinary great, he having bought
+all the Augustine Fryers, and many, many a L1000 he hath and will bury
+there. So home to my business, clearing my papers and preparing my
+accounts against tomorrow for a monthly and a great auditt. So to supper
+and to bed. Fresh newes come of our beating the Dutch at Guinny quite
+out of all their castles almost, which will make them quite mad here
+at home sure. And Sir G. Carteret did tell me, that the King do joy
+mightily at it; but asked him laughing, "But," says he, "how shall I do
+to answer this to the Embassador when he comes?" Nay they say that we
+have beat them out of the New Netherlands too;
+
+ [Captain (afterwards Sir Robert) Holmes' expedition to attack the
+ Dutch settlements in Africa eventuated in an important exploit.
+ Holmes suddenly left the coast of Africa, sailed across the
+ Atlantic, and reduced the Dutch settlement of New Netherlands to
+ English rule, under the title of New York. "The short and true
+ state of the matter is this: the country mentioned was part of the
+ province of Virginia, and, as there is no settling an extensive
+ country at once, a few Swedes crept in there, who surrendered the
+ plantations they could not defend to the Dutch, who, having bought
+ the charts and papers of one Hudson, a seaman, who, by the
+ commission from the crown of England, discovered a river, to which
+ he gave his name, conceited they had purchased a province.
+ Sometimes, when we had strength in those parts, they were English
+ subjects; at others, when that strength declined, they were subjects
+ of the United Provinces. However, upon King Charles's claim the
+ States disowned the title, but resumed it during our confusions. On
+ March 12th, 1663-64, Charles II. granted it to the Duke of York
+ ... The King sent Holmes, when he returned, to the Tower, and did
+ not discharge him; till he made it evidently appear that he had not
+ infringed the law of nations ". (Campbell's "Naval History," vol.
+ ii, p., 89). How little did the King or Holmes himself foresee
+ the effects of the capture,--B.]
+
+so that we have been doing them mischief for a great while in several
+parts of the world; without publique knowledge or reason. Their fleete
+for Guinny is now, they say, ready, and abroad, and will be going
+this week. Coming home to-night, I did go to examine my wife's house
+accounts, and finding things that seemed somewhat doubtful, I was angry
+though she did make it pretty plain, but confessed that when she do
+misse a sum, she do add something to other things to make it, and, upon
+my being very angry, she do protest she will here lay up something for
+herself to buy her a necklace with, which madded me and do still trouble
+me, for I fear she will forget by degrees the way of living cheap and
+under a sense of want.
+
+30th. Up, and all day, both morning and afternoon, at my accounts, it
+being a great month, both for profit and layings out, the last being L89
+for kitchen and clothes for myself and wife, and a few extraordinaries
+for the house; and my profits, besides salary, L239; so that I have this
+weeke, notwithstanding great layings out, and preparations for laying
+out, which I make as paid this month, my balance to come to L1203, for
+which the Lord's name be praised! Dined at home at noon, staying long
+looking for Kate Joyce and my aunt James and Mary, but they came not. So
+my wife abroad to see them, and took Mary Joyce to a play. Then in
+the evening came and sat working by me at the office, and late home
+to supper and to bed, with my heart in good rest for this day's work,
+though troubled to think that my last month's negligence besides the
+making me neglect business and spend money, and lessen myself both as
+to business and the world and myself, I am fain to preserve my vowe by
+paying 20s. dry--[ Dry = hard, as "hard cash." ]--money into the poor's
+box, because I had not fulfilled all my memorandums and paid all my
+petty debts and received all my petty credits, of the last month, but I
+trust in God I shall do so no more.
+
+
+
+
+OCTOBER 1664
+
+October 1st. Up and at the office both forenoon and afternoon very busy,
+and with great pleasure in being so. This morning Mrs. Lane (now Martin)
+like a foolish woman, came to the Horseshoe hard by, and sent for me
+while I was: at the office; to come to speak with her by a note sealed
+up, I know to get me to do something for her husband, but I sent her an
+answer that I would see her at Westminster, and so I did not go, and she
+went away, poor soul. At night home to supper, weary, and my eyes sore
+with writing and reading, and to bed. We go now on with great vigour
+in preparing against the Dutch, who, they say, will now fall upon us
+without doubt upon this high newes come of our beating them so, wholly
+in Guinny.
+
+2nd (Lord's day). My wife not being well to go to church I walked with
+my boy through the City, putting in at several churches, among others
+at Bishopsgate, and there saw the picture usually put before the King's
+book, put up in the church, but very ill painted, though it were a
+pretty piece to set up in a church. I intended to have seen the Quakers,
+who, they say, do meet every Lord's day at the Mouth at Bishopsgate; but
+I could see none stirring, nor was it fit to aske for the place, so I
+walked over Moorefields, and thence to Clerkenwell church, and there, as
+I wished, sat next pew to the fair Butler, who indeed is a most perfect
+beauty still; and one I do very much admire myself for my choice of her
+for a beauty, she having the best lower part of her face that ever I
+saw all days of my life. After church I walked to my Lady Sandwich's,
+through my Lord Southampton's new buildings in the fields behind Gray's
+Inn; and, indeed, they are a very great and a noble work. So I dined
+with my Lady, and the same innocent discourse that we used to have, only
+after dinner, being alone, she asked me my opinion about Creed, whether
+he would have a wife or no, and what he was worth, and proposed Mrs.
+Wright for him, which, she says, she heard he was once inquiring after.
+She desired I would take a good time and manner of proposing it, and
+I said I would, though I believed he would love nothing but money, and
+much was not to be expected there, she said. So away back to Clerkenwell
+Church, thinking to have got sight of la belle Boteler again, but
+failed, and so after church walked all over the fields home, and there
+my wife was angry with me for not coming home, and for gadding abroad
+to look after beauties, she told me plainly, so I made all peace, and
+to supper. This evening came Mrs. Lane (now Martin) with her husband to
+desire my helpe about a place for him. It seems poor Mr. Daniel is dead
+of the Victualling Office, a place too good for this puppy to follow him
+in. But I did give him the best words I could, and so after drinking a
+glasse of wine sent them going, but with great kindnesse. Go to supper,
+prayers, and to bed.
+
+3rd. Up with Sir J. Minnes, by coach, to St. James's; and there all the
+newes now of very hot preparations for the Dutch: and being with the
+Duke, he told us he was resolved to make a tripp himself, and that Sir
+W. Pen should go in the same ship with him. Which honour, God forgive
+me! I could grudge him, for his knavery and dissimulation, though I
+do not envy much the having the same place myself. Talke also of great
+haste in the getting out another fleete, and building some ships; and
+now it is likely we have put one another by each other's dalliance past
+a retreate. Thence with our heads full of business we broke up, and I to
+my barber's, and there only saw Jane and stroked her under the chin, and
+away to the Exchange, and there long about several businesses, hoping to
+get money by them, and thence home to dinner and there found Hawly. But
+meeting Bagwell's wife at the office before I went home I took her
+into the office and there kissed her only. She rebuked me for doing it,
+saying that did I do so much to many bodies else it would be a stain to
+me. But I do not see but she takes it well enough, though in the main I
+believe she is very honest. So after some kind discourse we parted, and
+I home to dinner, and after dinner down to Deptford, where I found Mr.
+Coventry, and there we made, an experiment of Holland's and our cordage,
+and ours outdid it a great deale, as my book of observations tells
+particularly. Here we were late, and so home together by water, and I
+to my office, where late, putting things in order. Mr. Bland came this
+night to me to take his leave of me, he going to Tangier, wherein I wish
+him good successe. So home to supper and to bed, my mind troubled at the
+businesses I have to do, that I cannot mind them as I ought to do and
+get money, and more that I have neglected my frequenting and seeming
+more busy publicly than I have done of late in this hurry of business,
+but there is time left to recover it, and I trust in God I shall.
+
+4th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and this
+morning Sir W. Pen went to Chatham to look: after the ships now going
+out thence, and particularly that wherein the Duke and himself go. He
+took Sir G. Ascue with: him, whom, I believe, he hath brought into play.
+At noon to the 'Change and thence home, where I found my aunt James
+and the two she joyces. They dined and were merry with us. Thence
+after dinner to a play, to see "The Generall;" which is so dull and so
+ill-acted, that I think it is the worst. I ever saw or heard in all my
+days. I happened to sit near; to Sir Charles Sidly; who I find a very
+witty man, and he did at every line take notice of the dullness of
+the poet and badness of the action, that most pertinently; which I
+was mightily taken with; and among others where by Altemire's command
+Clarimont, the Generall, is commanded to rescue his Rivall, whom she
+loved, Lucidor, he, after a great deal of demurre, broke out; "Well,
+I'le save my Rivall and make her confess, that I deserve, while he do
+but possesse." "Why, what, pox," says Sir Charles Sydly, "would he
+have him have more, or what is there more to be had of a woman than the
+possessing her?" Thence-setting all them at home, I home with my wife
+and Mercer, vexed at my losing my time and above 20s. in money, and
+neglecting my business to see so bad a play. To-morrow they told us
+should be acted, or the day after, a new play, called "The Parson's
+Dreame," acted all by women. So to my office, and there did business;
+and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+5th. Up betimes and to my office, and thence by coach to New Bridewell
+to meet with Mr. Poyntz to discourse with him (being Master of the
+Workhouse there) about making of Bewpers for us. But he was not within;
+however his clerke did lead me up and down through all the house, and
+there I did with great pleasure see the many pretty works, and the
+little children employed, every one to do something, which was a very
+fine sight, and worthy encouragement. I cast away a crowne among them,
+and so to the 'Change and among the Linnen Wholesale Drapers to enquire
+about Callicos, to see what can be done with them for the supplying our
+want of Bewpers for flaggs, and I think I shall do something therein
+to good purpose for the King. So to the Coffeehouse, and there fell in
+discourse with the Secretary of the Virtuosi of Gresham College, and had
+very fine discourse with him. He tells me of a new invented instrument
+to be tried before the College anon, and I intend to see it. So to
+Trinity House, and there I dined among the old dull fellows, and so home
+and to my office a while, and then comes Mr. Cocker to see me, and I
+discoursed with him about his writing and ability of sight, and how I
+shall do to get some glasse or other to helpe my eyes by candlelight;
+and he tells me he will bring me the helps he hath within a day or two,
+and shew me what he do. Thence to the Musique-meeting at the Postoffice,
+where I was once before. And thither anon come all the Gresham College,
+and a great deal of noble company: and the new instrument was brought
+called the Arched Viall,
+
+ ["There seems to be a curious fate reigning over the instruments
+ which have the word 'arch' prefixed to their name. They have no
+ vitality, and somehow or other come to grief. Even the famous
+ archlute, which was still a living thing in the time of Handel, has
+ now disappeared from the concert room and joined Mr. Pepys's 'Arched
+ Viall' in the limbo of things forgotten.... Mr. Pepys's
+ verdict that it would never do... has been fully confirmed by
+ the event, as his predictions usually were, being indeed always
+ founded on calm judgment and close observation."--B. (Hueffer's
+ Italian and other Studies, 1883, p. 263).]
+
+where being tuned with lute-strings, and played on with kees like an
+organ, a piece of parchment is always kept moving; and the strings,
+which by the kees are pressed down upon it, are grated in imitation of a
+bow, by the parchment; and so it is intended to resemble several vyalls
+played on with one bow, but so basely and harshly, that it will never
+do. But after three hours' stay it could not be fixed in tune; and so
+they were fain to go to some other musique of instruments, which I am
+grown quite out of love with, and so I, after some good discourse with
+Mr. Spong, Hill, Grant, and Dr. Whistler, and others by turns, I home
+to my office and there late, and so home, where I understand my wife has
+spoke to Jane and ended matters of difference between her and her, and
+she stays with us, which I am glad of; for her fault is nothing
+but sleepiness and forgetfulness, otherwise a good-natured, quiet,
+well-meaning, honest servant, and one that will do as she is bid, so one
+called upon her and will see her do it. This morning, by three o'clock,
+the Prince--[Rupert]--and King, and Duke with him, went down the River,
+and the Prince under sail the next tide after, and so is gone from the
+Hope. God give him better successe than he used to have! This day Mr.
+Bland went away hence towards his voyage to Tangier. This day also I
+had a letter from an unknown hand that tells me that Jacke Angier, he
+believes, is dead at Lisbon, for he left him there ill.
+
+6th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning, among other
+things about this of the flags and my bringing in of callicos to oppose
+Young and Whistler. At noon by promise Mr. Pierce and his wife and Madam
+Clerke and her niece came and dined with me to a rare chine of beefe and
+spent the afternoon very pleasantly all the afternoon, and then to my
+office in the evening, they being gone, and late at business, and then
+home to supper and to bed, my mind coming to itself in following of my
+business.
+
+7th. Lay pretty while with some discontent abed, even to the having
+bad words with my wife, and blows too, about the ill-serving up of
+our victuals yesterday; but all ended in love, and so I rose and to
+my office busy all the morning. At noon dined at home, and then to my
+office again, and then abroad to look after callicos for flags, and hope
+to get a small matter by my pains therein and yet save the King a great
+deal of money, and so home to my office, and there came Mr. Cocker, and
+brought me a globe of glasse, and a frame of oyled paper, as I desired,
+to show me the manner of his gaining light to grave by, and to lessen
+the glaringnesse of it at pleasure by an oyled paper. This I bought of
+him, giving him a crowne for it; and so, well satisfied, he went away,
+and I to my business again, and so home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+8th. All the morning at the office, and after dinner abroad, and among
+other things contracted with one Mr. Bridges, at the White Bear on
+Cornhill, for 100 pieces of Callico to make flaggs; and as I know I
+shall save the King money, so I hope to get a little for my pains and
+venture of my own money myself. Late in the evening doing business, and
+then comes Captain Tayler, and he and I till 12 o'clock at night arguing
+about the freight of his ship Eagle, hired formerly by me to Tangier,
+and at last we made an end, and I hope to get a little money, some small
+matter by it. So home to bed, being weary and cold, but contented that I
+have made an end of that business.
+
+9th (Lord's day). Lay pretty long, but however up time enough with my
+wife to go to church. Then home to dinner, and Mr. Fuller, my Cambridge
+acquaintance, coming to me about what he was with me lately, to release
+a waterman, he told me he was to preach at Barking Church; and so I
+to heare him, and he preached well and neatly. Thence, it being time
+enough, to our owne church, and there staid wholly privately at the
+great doore to gaze upon a pretty lady, and from church dogged her home,
+whither she went to a house near Tower hill, and I think her to be one
+of the prettiest women I ever saw. So home, and at my office a while
+busy, then to my uncle Wight's, whither it seems my wife went after
+sermon and there supped, but my aunt and uncle in a very ill humour one
+with another, but I made shift with much ado to keep them from scolding,
+and so after supper home and to bed without prayers, it being cold, and
+to-morrow washing day.
+
+10th. Up and, it being rainy, in Sir W. Pen's coach to St. James's,
+and there did our usual business with the Duke, and more and more
+preparations every day appear against the Dutch, and (which I must
+confess do a little move my envy) Sir W. Pen do grow every day more and
+more regarded by the Duke,
+
+ ["The duke had decided that the English fleet should consist of
+ three squadrons to be commanded by himself, Prince Rupert, and Lord
+ Sandwich, from which arrangement the two last, who were land
+ admirals; had concluded that Penn would have no concern in this
+ fleet. Neither the duke, Rupert, nor Sandwich had ever been engaged
+ in an encounter of fleets.... Penn alone of the four was
+ familiar with all these things. By the duke's unexpected
+ announcement that he should take Penn with him into his own ship,
+ Rupert and Sandwich at once discovered that they would be really and
+ practically under Penn's command in everything."]
+
+because of his service heretofore in the Dutch warr which I am confident
+is by some strong obligations he hath laid upon Mr. Coventry; for Mr.
+Coventry must needs know that he is a man of very mean parts, but only
+a bred seaman: Going home in coach with Sir W. Batten he told me how Sir
+J. Minnes by the means of Sir R. Ford was the last night brought to his
+house and did discover the reason of his so long discontent with him,
+and now they are friends again, which I am sorry for, but he told it me
+so plainly that I see there is no thorough understanding between them,
+nor love, and so I hope there will be no great combination in any thing,
+nor do I see Sir J. Minnes very fond as he used to be. But: Sir W.
+Batten do raffle still against Mr. Turner and his wife, telling me he
+is a false fellow, and his wife a false woman, and has rotten teeth
+and false, set in with wire, and as I know they are so, so I am glad
+he finds it so. To the Coffee-house, and thence to the 'Change, and
+therewith Sir W. Warren to the Coffee-house behind the 'Change, and sat
+alone with him till 4 o'clock talking of his businesses first and then
+of business in general, and discourse how I might get money and how to
+carry myself to advantage to contract no envy and yet make the world
+see my pains; which was with great content to me, and a good friend and
+helpe I am like to find him, for which God be thanked! So home to dinner
+at 4 o'clock, and then to the office, and there late, and so home to
+supper and to bed, having sat up till past twelve at night to look over
+the account of the collections for the Fishery, and the loose and base
+manner that monies so collected are disposed of in, would make a
+man never part with a penny in that manner, and, above all, the
+inconvenience of having a great man, though never so seeming pious as
+my Lord Pembroke is. He is too great to be called to an account, and
+is abused by his servants, and yet obliged to defend them for his owne
+sake. This day, by the blessing of God, my wife and I have been married
+nine years: but my head being full of business, I did not think of it
+to keep it in any extraordinary manner. But bless God for our long lives
+and loves and health together, which the same God long continue, I wish,
+from my very heart!
+
+11th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. My wife this
+morning went, being invited, to my Lady Sandwich, and I alone at home at
+dinner, till by and by Luellin comes and dines with me. He tells me what
+a bawdy loose play this "Parson's Wedding" is, that is acted by nothing
+but women at the King's house, and I am glad of it. Thence to the
+Fishery in Thames Street, and there several good discourses about the
+letting of the Lotterys, and, among others, one Sir Thomas Clifford,
+whom yet I knew not, do speak very well and neatly. Thence I to my cozen
+Will Joyce to get him to go to Brampton with me this week, but I think
+he will not, and I am not a whit sorry for it, for his company both
+chargeable and troublesome. So home and to my office, and then to supper
+and then to my office again till late, and so home, with my head and
+heart full of business, and so to bed. My wife tells me the sad news of
+my Lady Castlemayne's being now become so decayed, that one would not
+know her; at least far from a beauty, which I am sorry for. This day
+with great joy Captain Titus told us the particulars of the French's
+expedition against Gigery upon the Barbary Coast, in the Straights, with
+6,000 chosen men. They have taken the Fort of Gigery, wherein were five
+men and three guns, which makes the whole story of the King of France's
+policy and power to be laughed at.
+
+12th. This morning all the morning at my office ordering things against
+my journey to-morrow. At noon to the Coffeehouse, where very good
+discourse. For newes, all say De Ruyter is gone to Guinny before us. Sir
+J. Lawson is come to Portsmouth; and our fleete is hastening all speed:
+I mean this new fleete. Prince Rupert with his is got into the Downes.
+At home dined with me W. Joyce and a friend of his. W. Joyce will go
+with me to Brampton. After dinner I out to Mr. Bridges, the linnen
+draper, and evened with (him) for 100 pieces of callico, and did give
+him L208 18s., which I now trust the King for, but hope both to save
+the King money and to get a little by it to boot. Thence by water up
+and down all the timber yards to look out some Dram timber, but can find
+none for our turne at the price I would have; and so I home, and there
+at my office late doing business against my journey to clear my hands of
+every thing for two days. So home and to supper and bed.
+
+13th. After being at the office all the morning, I home and dined, and
+taking leave of my wife with my mind not a little troubled how she would
+look after herself or house in my absence, especially, too, leaving a
+considerable sum of money in the office, I by coach to the Red Lyon in
+Aldersgate Street, and there, by agreement, met W. Joyce and Tom Trice,
+and mounted, I upon a very fine mare that Sir W. Warren helps me to, and
+so very merrily rode till it was very darke, I leading the way through
+the darke to Welling, and there, not being very weary, to supper and to
+bed. But very bad accommodation at the Swan. In this day's journey I met
+with Mr. White, Cromwell's chaplin that was, and had a great deale of
+discourse with him. Among others, he tells me that Richard is, and hath
+long been, in France, and is now going into Italy. He owns publiquely
+that he do correspond, and return him all his money. That Richard hath
+been in some straits at the beginning; but relieved by his friends. That
+he goes by another name, but do not disguise himself, nor deny himself
+to any man that challenges him. He tells me, for certain, that offers
+had been made to the old man, of marriage between the King and his
+daughter, to have obliged him, but he would not.
+
+ [The Protector wished the Duke of Buckingham to marry his daughter
+ Frances. She married, 1. Robert Rich, grandson and heir to Robert,
+ Earl of Warwick, on November 11th, 1657, who died in the following
+ February; 2. Sir John Russell, Bart. She died January 27th,
+ 1721-22, aged eighty-four. In T. Morrice's life of Roger, Earl of
+ Orrery, prefixed to Orrery's "State Letters" (Dublin, 1743, vol.
+ i., p. 40), there is a circumstantial account of an interview
+ between Orrery (then Lord Broghill) and Cromwell, in which the
+ former suggested to the latter that Charles II. should marry Frances
+ Cromwell. Cromwell gave great attention to the reasons urged, "but
+ walking two or three turns, and pondering with himself, he told Lord
+ Broghill the king would never forgive him the death of his father.
+ His lordship desired him to employ somebody to sound the king in
+ this matter, to see how he would take it, and offered himself to
+ mediate in it for him. But Cromwell would not consent, but again
+ repeated, 'The king cannot and will not forgive the death of his
+ father;' and so he left his lordship, who durst not tell him he had
+ already dealt with his majesty in that affair. Upon this my lord
+ withdrew, and meeting Cromwell's wife and daughter, they inquired
+ how he had succeeded; of which having given them an account, he
+ added they must try their interest in him, but none could prevail."]
+
+He thinks (with me) that it never was in his power to bring in the King
+with the consent of any of his officers about him; and that he scorned
+to bring him in as Monk did, to secure himself and deliver every body
+else. When I told him of what I found writ in a French book of one
+Monsieur Sorbiere, that gives an account of his observations herein
+England; among other things he says, that it is reported that Cromwell
+did, in his life-time, transpose many of the bodies of the Kings of
+England from one grave to another, and that by that means it is not
+known certainly whether the head that is now set up upon a post be that
+of Cromwell, or of one of the Kings; Mr. White tells me that he believes
+he never had so poor a low thought in him to trouble himself about it.
+He says the hand of God is much to be seen; that all his children are
+in good condition enough as to estate, and that their relations that
+betrayed their family are all now either hanged or very miserable.
+
+14th. Up by break of day, and got to Brampton by three o'clock, where my
+father and mother overjoyed to see me, my mother, ready to weepe every
+time she looked upon me. After dinner my father and I to the Court, and
+there did all our business to my mind, as I have set down in a paper
+particularly expressing our proceedings at this court. So home, where W.
+Joyce full of talk and pleased with his journey, and after supper I to
+bed and left my father, mother, and him laughing.
+
+15th. My father and I up and walked alone to Hinchingbroke; and among
+the other late chargeable works that my Lord hath done there, we saw
+his water-works and the Oral which is very fine; and so is the house all
+over, but I am sorry to think of the money at this time spent
+therein. Back to my father's (Mr. Sheply being out of town) and there
+breakfasted, after making an end with Barton about his businesses,
+and then my mother called me into the garden, and there but all to no
+purpose desiring me to be friends with John, but I told her I cannot,
+nor indeed easily shall, which afflicted the poor woman, but I cannot
+help it. Then taking leave, W. Joyce and I set out, calling T. Trice at
+Bugden, and thence got by night to Stevenage, and there mighty merry,
+though I in bed more weary than the other two days, which, I think,
+proceeded from our galloping so much, my other weariness being almost
+all over; but I find that a coney skin in my breeches preserves me
+perfectly from galling, and that eating after I come to my Inne, without
+drinking, do keep me from being stomach sick, which drink do presently
+make me. We lay all in several beds in the same room, and W. Joyce full
+of his impertinent tricks and talk, which then made us merry, as any
+other fool would have done. So to sleep.
+
+16th (Lord's day). It raining, we set out, and about nine o'clock got
+to Hatfield in church-time; and I 'light and saw my simple Lord Salsbury
+sit there in his gallery. Staid not in the Church, but thence mounted
+again and to Barnett by the end of sermon, and there dined at the Red
+Lyon very weary again, but all my weariness yesterday night and to-day
+in my thighs only, the rest of my weariness in my shoulders and arms
+being quite gone. Thence home, parting company at my cozen Anth.
+Joyce's, by four o'clock, weary, but very well, to bed at home, where I
+find all well. Anon my wife came to bed, but for my ease rose again and
+lay with her woman.
+
+17th. Rose very well and not weary, and with Sir W. Batten to St.
+James's; there did our business. I saw Sir J. Lawson since his return
+from sea first this morning, and hear that my Lord Sandwich is come from
+Portsmouth to town. Thence I to him, and finding him at my Lord Crew's,
+I went with him home to his house and much kind discourse. Thence my
+Lord to Court, and I with Creed to the 'Change, and thence with Sir W.
+Warren to a cook's shop and dined, discoursing and advising him about
+his great contract he is to make tomorrow, and do every day receive
+great satisfaction in his company, and a prospect of a just advantage
+by his friendship. Thence to my office doing some business, but it being
+very cold, I, for fear of getting cold, went early home to bed, my wife
+not being come home from my Lady Jemimah, with whom she hath been at a
+play and at Court to-day.
+
+18th. Up and to the office, where among other things we made a very
+great contract with Sir W. Warren for 3,000 loade of timber. At noon
+dined at home. In the afternoon to the Fishery, where, very confused and
+very ridiculous, my Lord Craven's proceedings, especially his finding
+fault with Sir J. Collaton and Colonell Griffin's' report in the
+accounts of the lottery-men. Thence I with Mr. Gray in his coach to
+White Hall, but the King and Duke being abroad, we returned to Somersett
+House. In discourse I find him a very worthy and studious gentleman in
+the business of trade, and among-other things he observed well to me,
+how it is not the greatest wits, but the steady man, that is a good
+merchant: he instanced in Ford and Cocke, the last of whom he values
+above all men as his oracle, as Mr. Coventry do Mr. Jolliffe. He says
+that it is concluded among merchants, that where a trade hath once
+been and do decay, it never recovers again, and therefore that the
+manufacture of cloath of England will never come to esteem again; that,
+among other faults, Sir Richard Ford cannot keepe a secret, and that it
+is so much the part of a merchant to be guilty of that fault that the
+Duke of Yoke is resolved to commit no more secrets to the merchants
+of the Royall Company; that Sir Ellis Layton is, for a speech of forty
+words, the wittiest man that ever he knew in his life, but longer he is
+nothing, his judgment being nothing at all, but his wit most absolute.
+At Somersett House he carried me in, and there I saw the Queene's new
+rooms, which are most stately and nobly furnished; and there I saw her,
+and the Duke of Yorke and Duchesse were there. The Duke espied me, and
+came to me, and talked with me a very great while about our contract
+this day with Sir W. Warren, and among other things did with some
+contempt ask whether we did except Polliards, which Sir W. Batten did
+yesterday (in spite, as the Duke I believe by my Lord Barkely do well
+enough know) among other things in writing propose. Thence home by
+coach, it raining hard, and to my office, where late, then home to
+supper and to bed. This night the Dutch Embassador desired and had an
+audience of the King. What the issue of it was I know not. Both sides
+I believe desire peace, but neither will begin, and so I believe a warr
+will follow. The Prince is with his fleet at Portsmouth, and the Dutch
+are making all preparations for warr.
+
+19th. Up and to my office all the morning. At noon dined at home;
+then abroad by coach to buy for the office "Herne upon the Statute of
+Charitable Uses," in order to the doing something better in the Chest
+than we have done, for I am ashamed to see Sir W. Batten possess himself
+so long of so much money as he hath done. Coming home, weighed, my two
+silver flaggons at Stevens's. They weigh 212 oz. 27 dwt., which is about
+L50, at 5s. per oz., and then they judge the fashion to be worth above
+5s. per oz. more--nay, some say 10s. an ounce the fashion. But I do not
+believe, but yet am sorry to see that the fashion is worth so much, and
+the silver come to no more. So home and to my office, where very busy
+late. My wife at Mercer's mother's, I believe, W. Hewer with them, which
+I do not like, that he should ask my leave to go about business, and
+then to go and spend his time in sport, and leave me here busy. To
+supper and to bed, my wife coming in by and by, which though I know
+there was no hurt in it; I do not like.
+
+20th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon my uncle
+Thomas came, dined with me, and received some money of me. Then I to
+my office, where I took in with me Bagwell's wife, and there I caressed
+her, and find her every day more and more coming with good words and
+promises of getting her husband a place, which I will do. So we parted,
+and I to my Lord Sandwich at his lodgings, and after a little stay
+away with Mr. Cholmely to Fleete Streete; in the way he telling me that
+Tangier is like to be in a bad condition with this same Fitzgerald,
+he being a man of no honour, nor presence, nor little honesty, and
+endeavours: to raise the Irish and suppress the English interest there;
+and offend every body, and do nothing that I hear of well, which I am
+sorry for. Thence home, by the way taking two silver tumblers home,
+which I have bought, and so home, and there late busy at my office, and
+then home to supper and to bed.
+
+21st. Up and by coach to Mr. Cole's, and there conferred with him about
+some law business, and so to Sir W. Turner's, and there bought my cloth,
+coloured, for a suit and cloake, to line with plush the cloak, which
+will cost me money, but I find that I must go handsomely, whatever it
+costs me, and the charge will be made up in the fruit it brings. Thence
+to the Coffee-house and 'Change, and so home to dinner, and then to the
+office all the afternoon, whither comes W. Howe to see me, being come
+from, and going presently back to sea with my Lord. Among other things
+he tells me Mr. Creed is much out of favour with my Lord from his
+freedom of talke and bold carriage, and other things with which my Lord
+is not pleased, but most I doubt his not lending my Lord money, and Mr.
+Moore's reporting what his answer was I doubt in the worst manner. But,
+however, a very unworthy rogue he is, and, therefore, let him go for one
+good for nothing, though wise to the height above most men I converse
+with. In the evening (W. Howe being gone) comes Mr. Martin, to trouble
+me again to get him a Lieutenant's place for which he is as fit as a
+foole can be. But I put him off like an arse, as he is, and so setting
+my papers and books in order: I home to supper and to bed.
+
+22nd. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon comes
+my uncle Thomas and his daughter Mary about getting me to pay them the
+L30 due now, but payable in law to her husband. I did give them the
+best answer I could, and so parted, they not desiring to stay to dinner.
+After dinner I down to Deptford, and there did business, and so back to
+my office, where very late busy, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+23rd (Lord's day). Up and to church. At noon comes unexpected Mr.
+Fuller, the minister, and dines with me, and also I had invited Mr.
+Cooper with one I judge come from sea, and he and I spent the whole
+afternoon together, he teaching me some things in understanding of
+plates. At night to the office, doing business, and then home to supper.
+Then a psalm, to prayers, and to bed.
+
+24th. Up and in Sir J. Minnes' coach (alone with Mrs. Turner as far as
+Paternoster Row, where I set her down) to St. James's, and there did our
+business, and I had the good lucke to speak what pleased the Duke about
+our great contract in hand with Sir W. Warren against Sir W. Batten,
+wherein the Duke is very earnest for our contracting. Thence home to the
+office till noon, and then dined and to the 'Change and off with Sir W.
+Warren for a while, consulting about managing his contract. Thence to a
+Committee at White Hall of Tangier, where I had the good lucke to speak
+something to very good purpose about the Mole at Tangier, which was
+well received even by Sir J. Lawson and Mr. Cholmely, the undertakers,
+against whose interest I spoke; that I believe I shall be valued for
+it. Thence into the galleries to talk with my Lord Sandwich; among other
+things, about the Prince's writing up to tell us of the danger he and
+his fleete lie in at Portsmouth, of receiving affronts from the Dutch;
+which, my Lord said, he would never have done, had he lain there with
+one ship alone: nor is there any great reason for it, because of the
+sands. However, the fleete will be ordered to go and lay themselves up
+at the Cowes. Much beneath the prowesse of the Prince, I think, and the
+honour of the nation, at the first to be found to secure themselves. My
+Lord is well pleased to think, that, if the Duke and the Prince go,
+all the blame of any miscarriage will not light on him; and that if any
+thing goes well, he hopes he shall have the share of the glory, for the
+Prince is by no means well esteemed of by any body. Thence home, and
+though not very well yet up late about the Fishery business, wherein I
+hope to give an account how I find the Collections to have been managed,
+which I did finish to my great content, and so home to supper and to
+bed. This day the great O'Neale died; I believe, to the content of all
+the Protestant pretenders in Ireland.
+
+25th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and finished
+Sir W. Warren's great contract for timber, with great content to me,
+because just in the terms I wrote last night to Sir W. Warren and
+against the terms proposed by Sir W. Batten. At noon home to dinner,
+and there found Creed and Hawley. After dinner comes in Mrs. Ingram, the
+first time to make a visit to my wife. After a little stay I left them
+and to the Committee of the Fishery, and there did make my report of the
+late public collections for the Fishery, much to the satisfaction of the
+Committee, and I think much to my reputation, for good notice was taken
+of it and much it was commended. So home, in my way taking care of a
+piece of plate for Mr. Christopher Pett, against the launching of his
+new great ship tomorrow at Woolwich, which I singly did move to His
+Royall Highness, and did obtain it for him, to the value of twenty
+pieces. And he, under his hand, do acknowledge to me that he did never
+receive so great a kindness from any man in the world as from me herein.
+So to my office, and then to supper, and then to my office again, where
+busy late, being very full now a days of business to my great content,
+I thank God, and so home to bed, my house being full of a design, to go
+to-morrow, my wife and all her servants, to see the new ship launched.
+
+26th. Up, my people rising mighty betimes, to fit themselves to go by
+water; and my boy, he could not sleep, but wakes about four o'clock,
+and in bed lay playing on his lute till daylight, and, it seems, did the
+like last night till twelve o'clock. About eight o'clock, my wife, she
+and her woman, and Besse and Jane, and W. Hewer and the boy, to the
+water-side, and there took boat, and by and by I out of doors, to look
+after the flaggon, to get it ready to carry to Woolwich. That being not
+ready, I stepped aside and found out Nellson, he that Whistler buys his
+bewpers of, and did there buy 5 pieces at their price, and am in hopes
+thereby to bring them down or buy ourselves all we spend of Nellson at
+the first hand. This jobb was greatly to my content, and by and by the
+flaggon being finished at the burnisher's, I home, and there fitted
+myself, and took a hackney-coach I hired, it being a very cold and
+foule day, to Woolwich, all the way reading in a good book touching the
+fishery, and that being done, in the book upon the statute of charitable
+uses, mightily to my satisfaction. At Woolwich; I there up to the King
+and Duke, and they liked the plate well. Here I staid above with them
+while the ship was launched, which was done with great success, and the
+King did very much like the ship, saying, she had the best bow that
+ever he saw. But, Lord! the sorry talke and discourse among the great
+courtiers round about him, without any reverence in the world, but with
+so much disorder. By and by the Queene comes and her Mayds of Honour;
+one whereof, Mrs. Boynton, and the Duchesse of Buckingham, had been very
+siclee coming by water in the barge (the water being very rough); but
+what silly sport they made with them in very common terms, methought,
+was very poor, and below what people think these great people say and
+do. The launching being done, the King and company went down to take
+barge; and I sent for Mr. Pett, and put the flaggon into the Duke's
+hand, and he, in the presence of the King, did give it, Mr. Pett taking
+it upon his knee. This Mr. Pett is wholly beholding to me for, and he
+do know and I believe will acknowledge it. Thence I to Mr. Ackworth, and
+there eat and drank with Commissioner Pett and his wife, and thence to
+Shelden's, where Sir W. Batten and his Lady were. By and by I took coach
+after I had enquired for my wife or her boat, but found none. Going out
+of the gate, an ordinary woman prayed me to give her room to London,
+which I did, but spoke not to her all the way, but read, as long as I
+could see, my book again. Dark when we came to London, and a stop of
+coaches in Southwarke. I staid above half an houre and then 'light, and
+finding Sir W. Batten's coach, heard they were gone into the Beare at
+the Bridge foot, and thither I to them. Presently the stop is removed,
+and then going out to find my coach, I could not find it, for it was
+gone with the rest; so I fair to go through the darke and dirt over
+the bridge, and my leg fell in a hole broke on the bridge, but, the
+constable standing there to keep people from it, I was catched up,
+otherwise I had broke my leg; for which mercy the Lord be praised! So at
+Fanchurch I found my coach staying for me, and so home, where the little
+girle hath looked to the house well, but no wife come home, which made
+me begin to fear [for] her, the water being very rough, and cold and
+darke. But by and by she and her company come in all well, at which I
+was glad, though angry. Thence I to Sir W. Batten's, and there sat late
+with him, Sir R. Ford, and Sir John Robinson; the last of whom continues
+still the same foole he was, crying up what power he has in the City,
+in knowing their temper, and being able to do what he will with them. It
+seems the City did last night very freely lend the King L100,000
+without any security but the King's word, which was very noble. But this
+loggerhead and Sir R. Ford would make us believe that they did it. Now
+Sir R. Ford is a cunning man, and makes a foole of the other, and the
+other believes whatever the other tells him. But, Lord! to think that
+such a man should be Lieutenant of the Tower, and so great a man as he
+is, is a strange thing to me. With them late and then home and with my
+wife to bed, after supper.
+
+27th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy. At noon, Sir
+G. Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, Sir W. Pen, and myself, were
+treated at the Dolphin by Mr. Foly, the ironmonger, where a good plain
+dinner, but I expected musique, the missing of which spoiled my dinner,
+only very good merry discourse at dinner. Thence with Sir G. Carteret
+by coach to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier, and thence back to
+London, and 'light in Cheapside and I to Nellson's, and there met with
+a rub at first, but took him out to drink, and there discoursed to my
+great content so far with him that I think I shall agree with him for
+Bewpers to serve the Navy with. So with great content home and to my
+office, where late, and having got a great cold in my head yesterday
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+28th. Slept ill all night, having got a very great cold the other day at
+Woolwich in [my] head, which makes me full of snot. Up in the morning,
+and my tailor brings me home my fine, new, coloured cloth suit, my
+cloake lined with plush, as good a suit as ever I wore in my life,
+and mighty neat, to my great content. To my office, and there all
+the morning. At noon to Nellson's, and there bought 20 pieces more of
+Bewpers, and hope to go on with him to a contract. Thence to the 'Change
+a little, and thence home with Luellin to dinner, where Mr. Deane met
+me by appointment, and after dinner he and I up to my chamber, and
+there hard at discourse, and advising him what to do in his business at
+Harwich, and then to discourse of our old business of ships and taking
+new rules of him to my great pleasure, and he being gone I to my office
+a little, and then to see Sir W. Batten, who is sick of a greater cold
+than I, and thither comes to me Mr. Holliard, and into the chamber to
+me, and, poor man (beyond all I ever saw of him), was a little drunk,
+and there sat talking and finding acquaintance with Sir W. Batten and my
+Lady by relations on both sides, that there we staid very long. At last
+broke up, and he home much overcome with drink, but well enough to get
+well home. So I home to supper and to bed.
+
+29th. Up, and it being my Lord Mayor's show, my boy and three mayds went
+out; but it being a very foule, rainy day, from morning till night, I
+was sorry my wife let them go out. All the morning at the office.
+At dinner at home. In the afternoon to the office again, and about 9
+o'clock by appointment to the King's Head tavern upon Fish Street Hill,
+whither Mr. Wolfe (and Parham by his means) met me to discourse about
+the Fishery, and great light I had by Parham, who is a little conceited,
+but a very knowing man in his way, and in the general fishing trade of
+England. Here I staid three hours, and eat a barrel of very fine oysters
+of Wolfe's giving me, and so, it raining hard, home and to my office,
+and then home to bed. All the talke is that De Ruyter is come over-land
+home with six or eight of his captaines to command here at home, and
+their ships kept abroad in the Straights; which sounds as if they had a
+mind to do something with us.
+
+30th (Lord's day). Up, and this morning put on my new, fine, coloured
+cloth suit, with my cloake lined with plush, which is a dear and noble
+suit, costing me about L17. To church, and then home to dinner, and
+after dinner to a little musique with my boy, and so to church with my
+wife, and so home, and with her all the evening reading and at musique
+with my boy with great pleasure, and so to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+31st. Very busy all the morning, at noon Creed to me and dined with me,
+and then he and I to White Hall, there to a Committee of Tangier, where
+it is worth remembering when Mr. Coventry proposed the retrenching
+some of the charge of the horse, the first word asked by the Duke of
+Albemarle was, "Let us see who commands them," there being three troops.
+One of them he calls to mind was by Sir Toby Bridges. "Oh!" says he,
+"there is a very good man. If you must reform
+
+ [Reform, i.e. disband. See "Memoirs of Sir John Reresby,"
+ September 2nd, 1651. "A great many younger brothers and reformed
+ officers of the King's army depended upon him for their meat and
+ drink." So reformado, a discharged or disbanded officer.--M. B.]
+
+two of them, be sure let him command the troop that is left." Thence
+home, and there came presently to me Mr. Young and Whistler, who find
+that I have quite overcome them in their business of flags, and now they
+come to intreat my favour, but I will be even with them. So late to
+my office and there till past one in the morning making up my month's
+accounts, and find that my expense this month in clothes has kept me
+from laying up anything; but I am no worse, but a little better than I
+was, which is L1205, a great sum, the Lord be praised for it! So home
+to bed, with my mind full of content therein, and vexed for my being so
+angry in bad words to my wife to-night, she not giving me a good account
+of her layings out to my mind to-night. This day I hear young Mr.
+Stanly, a brave young [gentleman], that went out with young Jermin,
+with Prince Rupert, is already dead of the small-pox, at Portsmouth. All
+preparations against the Dutch; and the Duke of Yorke fitting himself
+with all speed, to go to the fleete which is hastening for him; being
+now resolved to go in the Charles.
+
+
+
+
+NOVEMBER 1664
+
+November 1st. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning, at noon
+(my wife being invited to my Lady Sandwich's) all alone dined at home
+upon a good goose with Mr. Wayth, discussing of business. Thence I
+to the Committee of the Fishery, and there we sat with several good
+discourses and some bad and simple ones, and with great disorder, and
+yet by the men of businesse of the towne. But my report in the
+business of the collections is mightily commended and will get me some
+reputation, and indeed is the only thing looks like a thing well done
+since we sat. Then with Mr. Parham to the tavern, but I drank no wine,
+only he did give me another barrel of oysters, and he brought one Major
+Greene, an able fishmonger, and good discourse to my information. So
+home and late at business at my office. Then to supper and to bed.
+
+2nd. Up betimes, and down with Mr. Castle to Redriffe, and there walked
+to Deptford to view a parcel of brave knees--[Knees of timber]--of
+his, which indeed are very good, and so back again home, I seeming very
+friendly to him, though I know him to be a rogue, and one that hates
+me with his heart. Home and to dinner, and so to my office all the
+afternoon, where in some pain in my backe, which troubled me, but I
+think it comes only with stooping, and from no other matter. At night
+to Nellson's, and up and down about business, and so home to my office,
+then home to supper and to bed.
+
+3rd. Up and to the office, where strange to see how Sir W. Pen is
+flocked to by people of all sorts against his going to sea. At the
+office did much business, among other an end of that that has troubled
+me long, the business of the bewpers and flags. At noon to the 'Change,
+and thence by appointment was met with Bagwell's wife, and she followed
+me into Moorfields, and there into a drinking house, and all alone eat
+and drank together. I did there caress her, but though I did make some
+offer did not receive any compliance from her in what was bad, but very
+modestly she denied me, which I was glad to see and shall value her the
+better for it, and I hope never tempt her to any evil more. Thence back
+to the town, and we parted and I home, and then at the office late,
+where Sir W. Pen came to take his leave of me, being to-morrow, which is
+very sudden to us, to go on board to lie on board, but I think will come
+ashore again before the ship, the Charles,
+
+ ["The Royal Charles" was the Duke of York's ship, and Sir William
+ Penn, who hoisted his flag in the "Royal James" on November 8th,
+ shifted to the "Royal Charles" on November 30th. The duke gave Penn
+ the command of the fleet immediately under himself. On Penn's
+ monument he is styled "Great Captain Commander under His Royal
+ Highness" (Penn's "Memorials of Sir William Penn," vol. ii.,
+ p. 296).]
+
+can go away. So home to supper and to bed. This night Sir W. Batten did,
+among other things, tell me strange newes, which troubles me, that my
+Lord Sandwich will be sent Governor to Tangier, which, in some respects,
+indeed, I should be glad of, for the good of the place and the safety
+of his person; but I think his honour will suffer, and, it may be, his
+interest fail by his distance.
+
+4th. Waked very betimes and lay long awake, my mind being so full of
+business. Then up and to St. James's, where I find Mr. Coventry full
+of business, packing up for his going to sea with the Duke. Walked with
+him, talking, to White Hall, where to the Duke's lodgings, who is gone
+thither to lodge lately. I appeared to the Duke, and thence Mr. Coventry
+and I an hour in the Long Gallery, talking about the management of our
+office, he tells me the weight of dispatch will lie chiefly on me, and
+told me freely his mind touching Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes, the
+latter of whom, he most aptly said, was like a lapwing; that all he did
+was to keepe a flutter, to keepe others from the nest that they would
+find. He told me an old story of the former about the light-houses, how
+just before he had certified to the Duke against the use of them, and
+what a burden they are to trade, and presently after, at his being at
+Harwich, comes to desire that he might have the setting one up there,
+and gets the usefulness of it certified also by the Trinity House. After
+long discoursing and considering all our stores and other things, as how
+the King hath resolved upon Captain Taylor
+
+ [Coventry, writing to Secretary Bennet (November 14th, 1664), refers
+ to the objections made to Taylor, and adds: "Thinks the King will
+ not easily consent to his rejection, as he is a man of great
+ abilities and dispatch, and was formerly laid aside at Chatham on
+ the Duchess of Albemarle's earnest interposition for another. He is
+ a fanatic, it is true, but all hands will be needed for the work cut
+ out; there is less danger of them in harbour than at sea, and profit
+ will convert most of them" ("Calendar of State Papers," Domestic,
+ 1664-65, p. 68).]
+
+and Colonell Middleton, the first to be Commissioner for Harwich and the
+latter for Portsmouth, I away to the 'Change, and there did very
+much business, so home to dinner, and Mr. Duke, our Secretary for the
+Fishery, dined with me. After dinner to discourse of our business, much
+to my content, and then he away, and I by water among the smiths on
+the other side, and to the alehouse with one and was near buying 4 or 5
+anchors, and learned something worth my knowing of them, and so home
+and to my office, where late, with my head very full of business, and so
+away home to supper and to bed.
+
+5th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, at noon to the
+'Change, and thence home to dinner, and so with my wife to the Duke's
+house to a play, "Macbeth," a pretty good play, but admirably acted.
+Thence home; the coach being forced to go round by London Wall home,
+because of the bonefires; the day being mightily observed in the City.
+To my office late at business, and then home to supper, and to bed.
+
+6th (Lord's day). Up and with my wife to church. Dined at home. And
+I all the afternoon close at my office drawing up some proposals to
+present to the Committee for the Fishery to-morrow, having a great
+good intention to be serviceable in the business if I can. At night, to
+supper with my uncle Wight, where very merry, and so home. To prayers
+and to bed.
+
+7th. Up and with Sir W. Batten to White Hall, where mighty thrusting
+about the Duke now upon his going. We were with him long. He advised us
+to follow our business close, and to be directed in his absence by
+the Committee of the Councell for the Navy. By and by a meeting of the
+Fishery, where the Duke was, but in such haste, and things looked so
+superficially over, that I had not a fit opportunity to propose my paper
+that I wrote yesterday, but I had chewed it to Mr. Gray and Wren before,
+who did like it most highly, as they said, and I think they would not
+dissemble in that manner in a business of this nature, but I see the
+greatest businesses are done so superficially that I wonder anything
+succeeds at all among us, that is publique. Thence somewhat vexed to
+see myself frustrated in the good I hoped to have done and a little
+reputation to have gained, and thence to my barber's, but Jane not being
+in the way I to my Lady Sandwich's, and there met my wife and dined, but
+I find that I dine as well myself, that is, as neatly, and my meat as
+good and well-dressed, as my good Lady do, in the absence of my Lord.
+Thence by water I to my barber's again, and did meet in the street my
+Jane, but could not talk with her, but only a word or two, and so by
+coach called my wife, and home, where at my office late, and then, it
+being washing day, to supper and to bed.
+
+8th. Up and to the office, where by and by Mr. Coventry come, and after
+doing a little business, took his leave of us, being to go to sea with
+the Duke to-morrow. At noon, I and Sir J. Minnes and Lord Barkeley (who
+with Sir J. Duncum, and Mr. Chichly, are made Masters of the Ordnance),
+to the office of the Ordnance, to discourse about wadding for guns.
+Thence to dinner, all of us to the Lieutenant's of the Tower; where a
+good dinner, but disturbed in the middle of it by the King's coming
+into the Tower: and so we broke up, and to him, and went up and down
+the store-houses and magazines; which are, with the addition of the
+new great store-house, a noble sight. He gone, I to my office, where
+Bagwell's wife staid for me, and together with her a good while, to meet
+again shortly. So all the afternoon at my office till late, and then to
+bed, joyed in my love and ability to follow my business. This day, Mr.
+Lever sent my wife a pair of silver candlesticks, very pretty ones. The
+first man that ever presented me, to whom I have not only done little
+service, but apparently did him the greatest disservice in his business
+of accounts, as Purser-Generall, of any man at the board.
+
+9th. Called up, as I had appointed, by H. Russell, between two and three
+o'clock, and I and my boy Tom by water with a gally down to the Hope, it
+being a fine starry night. Got thither by eight o'clock, and there, as
+expected, found the Charles, her mainmast setting. Commissioner Pett
+aboard. I up and down to see the ship I was so well acquainted with,
+and a great worke it is, the setting so great a mast. Thence the
+Commissioner and I on board Sir G. Ascue, in the Henery, who lacks men
+mightily, which makes me think that there is more believed to be in
+a man that hath heretofore been employed than truly there is; for one
+would never have thought, a month ago, that he would have wanted 1000
+men at his heels. Nor do I think he hath much of a seaman in him: for
+he told me, says he, "Heretofore, we used to find our ships clear and
+ready, everything to our hands in the Downes. Now I come, and must look
+to see things done like a slave, things that I never minded, nor
+cannot look after." And by his discourse I find that he hath not minded
+anything in her at all. Thence not staying, the wind blowing hard, I
+made use of the Jemmy yacht and returned to the Tower in her, my boy
+being a very droll boy and good company. Home and eat something, and
+then shifted myself, and to White Hall, and there the King being in his
+Cabinet Council (I desiring to speak with Sir G. Carteret), I was called
+in, and demanded by the King himself many questions, to which I did
+give him full answers. There were at this Council my Lord Chancellor,
+Archbishop of Canterbury, Lord Treasurer, the two Secretarys, and Sir G.
+Carteret. Not a little contented at this chance of being made known to
+these persons, and called often by my name by the King, I to Mr. Pierces
+to take leave of him, but he not within, but saw her and made very
+little stay, but straight home to my office, where I did business, and
+then to supper and to bed. The Duke of York is this day gone away to
+Portsmouth.
+
+10th. Up, and not finding my things ready, I was so angry with Besse as
+to bid my wife for good and all to bid her provide herself a place,
+for though she be very good-natured, she hath no care nor memory of her
+business at all. So to the office, where vexed at the malice of Sir
+W. Batten and folly of Sir J. Minnes against Sir W. Warren, but I
+prevented, and shall do, though to my own disquiet and trouble. At
+noon dined with Sir W. Batten and the Auditors of the Exchequer at
+the Dolphin by Mr. Wayth's desire, and after dinner fell to business
+relating to Sir G. Carteret's account, and so home to the office, where
+Sir W. Batten begins, too fast, to shew his knavish tricks in giving
+what price he pleases for commodities. So abroad, intending to have
+spoke with my Lord Chancellor about the old business of his wood at
+Clarendon, but could not, and so home again, and late at my office, and
+then home to supper and bed. My little girle Susan is fallen sicke of
+the meazles, we fear, or, at least, of a scarlett feavour.
+
+11th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten to the Council
+Chamber at White Hall, to the Committee of the Lords for the Navy, where
+we were made to wait an houre or two before called in. In that time
+looking upon some books of heraldry of Sir Edward Walker's making, which
+are very fine, there I observed the Duke of Monmouth's armes are neatly
+done, and his title, "The most noble and high-born Prince, James Scott,
+Duke of Monmouth, &c.;" nor could Sir J. Minnes, nor any body there,
+tell whence he should take the name of Scott? And then I found my Lord
+Sandwich, his title under his armes is, "The most noble and mighty Lord,
+Edward, Earl of Sandwich, &c." Sir Edward Walker afterwards coming in,
+in discourse did say that there was none of the families of princes in
+Christendom that do derive themselves so high as Julius Caesar, nor
+so far by 1000 years, that can directly prove their rise; only some in
+Germany do derive themselves from the patrician familys of Rome, but
+that uncertainly; and, among other things, did much inveigh against
+the writing of romances, that 500 years hence being wrote of matters in
+general, true as the romance of Cleopatra, the world will not know which
+is the true and which the false. Here was a gentleman attending here
+that told us he saw the other day (and did bring the draught of it
+to Sir Francis Prigeon) of a monster born of an hostler's wife at
+Salisbury, two women children perfectly made, joyned at the lower part
+of their bellies, and every part perfect as two bodies, and only one
+payre of legs coming forth on one side from the middle where they
+were joined. It was alive 24 hours, and cried and did as all hopefull
+children do; but, being showed too much to people, was killed. By and by
+we were called in, where a great many lords: Annesly in the chair. But,
+Lord! to see what work they will make us, and what trouble we shall have
+to inform men in a business they are to begin to know, when the greatest
+of our hurry is, is a thing to be lamented; and I fear the consequence
+will be bad to us. Thence I by coach to the 'Change, and thence home
+to dinner, my head akeing mightily with much business. Our little girl
+better than she was yesterday. After dinner out again by coach to my
+Lord Chancellor's, but could not speak with him, then up and down to
+seek Sir Ph. Warwicke, Sir G. Carteret, and my Lord Berkely, but failed
+in all, and so home and there late at business. Among other things Mr.
+Turner making his complaint to me how my clerks do all the worke and get
+all the profit, and he hath no comfort, nor cannot subsist, I did make
+him apprehend how he is beholding to me more than to any body for my
+suffering him to act as Pourveyour of petty provisions, and told him
+so largely my little value of any body's favour, that I believe he will
+make no complaints again a good while. So home to supper and to bed,
+after prayers, and having my boy and Mercer give me some, each of them
+some, musique.
+
+12th. Up, being frighted that Mr. Coventry was come to towne and now at
+the office, so I run down without eating or drinking or washing to the
+office and it proved my Lord Berkeley. There all the morning, at noon to
+the 'Change, and so home to dinner, Mr. Wayth with me, and then to the
+office, where mighty busy till very late, but I bless God I go through
+with it very well and hope I shall.
+
+13th (Lord's day). This morning to church, where mighty sport, to hear
+our clerke sing out of tune, though his master sits by him that begins
+and keeps the tune aloud for the parish. Dined at home very well, and
+spent all the afternoon with my wife within doors, and getting a speech
+out of Hamlett, "To bee or not to bee,"' without book. In the evening to
+sing psalms, and in come Mr. Hill to see me, and then he and I and the
+boy finely to sing, and so anon broke up after much pleasure, he gone I
+to supper, and so prayers and to bed.
+
+14th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten to White Hall, to the Lords of the
+Admiralty, and there did our business betimes. Thence to Sir Philip
+Warwicke about Navy business: and my Lord Ashly; and afterwards to my
+Lord Chancellor, who is very well pleased with me, and my carrying of
+his business. And so to the 'Change, where mighty busy; and so home
+to dinner, where Mr. Creed and Moore: and after dinner I to my Lord
+Treasurer's, to Sir Philip Warwicke there, and then to White Hall,
+to the Duke of Albemarle, about Tangier; and then homeward to the
+Coffee-house to hear newes. And it seems the Dutch, as I afterwards
+found by Mr. Coventry's letters, have stopped a ship of masts of Sir W.
+Warren's, coming for us in a Swede's ship, which they will not release
+upon Sir G. Downing's claiming her: which appears as the first act of
+hostility; and is looked upon as so by Mr. Coventry. The Elias,' coming
+from New England (Captain Hill, commander), is sunk; only the captain
+and a few men saved. She foundered in the sea. So home, where infinite
+busy till 12 at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+15th. That I might not be too fine for the business I intend this day, I
+did leave off my fine new cloth suit lined with plush and put on my
+poor black suit, and after office done (where much business, but
+little done), I to the 'Change, and thence Bagwell's wife with much
+ado followed me through Moorfields to a blind alehouse, and there I did
+caress her and eat and drink, and many hard looks and sooth the poor
+wretch did give me, and I think verily was troubled at what I did, but
+at last after many protestings by degrees I did arrive at what I would,
+with great pleasure, and then in the evening, it raining, walked into
+town to where she knew where she was, and then I took coach and to White
+Hall to a Committee of Tangier, where, and every where else, I thank
+God, I find myself growing in repute; and so home, and late, very late,
+at business, nobody minding it but myself, and so home to bed, weary and
+full of thoughts. Businesses grow high between the Dutch and us on every
+side.
+
+16th. My wife not being well, waked in the night, and strange to see how
+dead sleep our people sleep that she was fain to ring an hour before any
+body would wake. At last one rose and helped my wife, and so to sleep
+again. Up and to my business, and then to White Hall, there to attend
+the Lords Commissioners, and so directly home and dined with Sir W.
+Batten and my Lady, and after dinner had much discourse tending to
+profit with Sir W. Batten, how to get ourselves into the prize office
+
+ [The Calendars of State Papers are full of references to
+ applications for Commissionerships of the Prize Office. In
+ December, 1664, the Navy Committee appointed themselves the
+ Commissioners for Prize Goods, Sir Henry Bennet being appointed
+ comptroller, and Lord Ashley treasurer.]
+
+or some other fair way of obliging the King to consider us in our
+extraordinary pains. Then to the office, and there all the afternoon
+very busy, and so till past 12 at night, and so home to bed. This day my
+wife went to the burial of a little boy of W. Joyce's.
+
+17th. Up and to my office, and there all the morning mighty busy, and
+taking upon me to tell the Comptroller how ill his matters were done,
+and I think indeed if I continue thus all the business of the office
+will come upon me whether I will or no. At noon to the 'Change, and then
+home with Creed to dinner, and thence I to the office, where close at it
+all the afternoon till 12 at night, and then home to supper and to bed.
+This day I received from Mr. Foley, but for me to pay for it, if I like
+it, an iron chest, having now received back some money I had laid out
+for the King, and I hope to have a good sum of money by me, thereby, in
+a few days, I think above L800. But when I come home at night, I could
+not find the way to open it; but, which is a strange thing, my little
+girle Susan could carry it alone from one table clear from the ground
+and set upon another, when neither I nor anyone in my house but Jane the
+cook-mayde could do it.
+
+18th. Up and to the office, and thence to the Committee of the Fishery
+at White Hall, where so poor simple doings about the business of the
+Lottery, that I was ashamed to see it, that a thing so low and base
+should have any thing to do with so noble an undertaking. But I had the
+advantage this day to hear Mr. Williamson discourse, who come to be a
+contractor with others for the Lotterys, and indeed I find he is a very
+logicall man and a good speaker. But it was so pleasant to see my Lord
+Craven, the chaireman, before many persons of worth and grave, use this
+comparison in saying that certainly these that would contract for all
+the lotteries would not suffer us to set up the Virginia lottery for
+plate before them, "For," says he, "if I occupy a wench first, you may
+occupy her again your heart out you can never have her maidenhead after
+I have once had it," which he did more loosely, and yet as if he had
+fetched a most grave and worthy instance. They made mirth, but I and
+others were ashamed of it. Thence to the 'Change and thence home to
+dinner, and thence to the office a good while, and thence to the Council
+chamber at White Hall to speake with Sir G. Carteret, and here by
+accident heard a great and famous cause between Sir G. Lane and one
+Mr. Phill. Whore, an Irish business about Sir G. Lane's endeavouring to
+reverse a decree of the late Commissioners of Ireland in a Rebells case
+for his land, which the King had given as forfeited to Sir G. Lane,
+for whom the Sollicitor did argue most angell like, and one of the
+Commissioners, Baron, did argue for the other and for himself and
+his brethren who had decreed it. But the Sollicitor do so pay the
+Commissioners, how four all along did act for the Papists, and three
+only for the Protestants, by which they were overvoted, but at last
+one word (which was omitted in the Sollicitor's repeating of an Act
+of Parliament in the case) being insisted on by the other part, the
+Sollicitor was put to a great stop, and I could discern he could not
+tell what to say, but was quite out. Thence home well pleased with this
+accident, and so home to my office, where late, and then to supper and
+to bed. This day I had a letter from Mr. Coventry, that tells me that
+my Lord Brunkard is to be one of our Commissioners, of which I am very
+glad, if any more must be.
+
+19th. All the morning at the office, and without dinner down by galley
+up and down the river to visit the yards and ships now ordered forth
+with great delight, and so home to supper, and then to office late to
+write letters, then home to bed.
+
+20th (Lord's day). Up, and with my wife to church, where Pegg Pen very
+fine in her new coloured silk suit laced with silver lace. Dined at
+home, and Mr. Sheply, lately come to town, with me. A great deal of
+ordinary discourse with him. Among other things praying him to speak
+to Stankes to look after our business. With him and in private with Mr.
+Bodham talking of our ropeyarde stores at Woolwich, which are mighty
+low, even to admiration. They gone, in the evening comes Mr. Andrews and
+sings with us, and he gone, I to Sir W. Batten's, where Sir J. Minnes
+and he and I to talk about our letter to my Lord Treasurer, where his
+folly and simple confidence so great in a report so ridiculous that he
+hath drawn up to present to my Lord, nothing of it being true, that I
+was ashamed, and did roundly and in many words for an houre together
+talk boldly to him, which pleased Sir W. Batten and my Lady, but I was
+in the right, and was the willinger to do so before them, that they
+might see that I am somebody, and shall serve him so in his way another
+time. So home vexed at this night's passage, for I had been very hot
+with him, so to supper and to bed, out of order with this night's
+vexation.
+
+21st. Up, and with them to the Lords at White Hall, where they do single
+me out to speake to and to hear, much to my content, and received their
+commands, particularly in several businesses. Thence by their order to
+the Attorney General's about a new warrant for Captain Taylor which I
+shall carry for him to be Commissioner in spite of Sir W. Batten, and
+yet indeed it is not I, but the ability of the man, that makes the Duke
+and Mr. Coventry stand by their choice. I to the 'Change and there
+staid long doing business, and this day for certain newes is come that
+Teddiman hath brought in eighteen or twenty Dutchmen, merchants, their
+Bourdeaux fleete, and two men of wary to Portsmouth.
+
+ [Captain Sir Thomas Teddiman (or Tyddiman) had been appointed
+ Rear-Admiral of Lord Sandwich's squadron of the English fleet. In a
+ letter from Sir William Coventry to Secretary Bennet, dated November
+ 13th, 1664, we read, "Rear Admiral Teddeman with four or five ships
+ has gone to course in the Channel, and if he meet any refractory
+ Dutchmen will teach them their duty" ("Calendar of State Papers,"
+ Domestic, 1664.-65, p. 66).]
+
+And I had letters this afternoon, that three are brought into the Downes
+and Dover; so that the warr is begun: God give a good end to it! After
+dinner at home all the afternoon busy, and at night with Sir W. Batten
+and Sir J. Minnes looking over the business of stating the accounts of
+the navy charge to my Lord Treasurer, where Sir J. Minnes's paper served
+us in no stead almost, but was all false, and after I had done it with
+great pains, he being by, I am confident he understands not one word
+in it. At it till 10 at night almost. Thence by coach to Sir Philip
+Warwicke's, by his desire to have conferred with him, but he being
+in bed, I to White Hall to the Secretaries, and there wrote to Mr.
+Coventry, and so home by coach again, a fine clear moonshine night, but
+very cold. Home to my office awhile, it being past 12 at night; and so
+to supper and to bed.
+
+22nd. At the office all the morning. Sir G. Carteret, upon a motion of
+Sir W. Batten's, did promise, if we would write a letter to him, to shew
+it to the King on our behalf touching our desire of being Commissioners
+of the Prize office. I wrote a letter to my mind and, after eating a bit
+at home (Mr. Sheply dining and taking his leave of me), abroad and
+to Sir G. Carteret with the letter and thence to my Lord Treasurer's;
+wherewith Sir Philip Warwicke long studying all we could to make the
+last year swell as high as we could. And it is much to see how he do
+study for the King, to do it to get all the money from the Parliament
+all he can: and I shall be serviceable to him therein, to help him to
+heads upon which to enlarge the report of the expense. He did observe to
+me how obedient this Parliament was for awhile, and the last sitting how
+they begun to differ, and to carp at the King's officers; and what they
+will do now, he says, is to make agreement for the money, for there is
+no guess to be made of it. He told me he was prepared to convince the
+Parliament that the Subsidys are a most ridiculous tax (the four last
+not rising to L40,000), and unequall. He talks of a tax of Assessment of
+L70,000 for five years; the people to be secured that it shall continue
+no longer than there is really a warr; and the charges thereof to be
+paid. He told me, that one year of the late Dutch warr cost L1,623,000.
+Thence to my Lord Chancellor's, and there staid long with Sir W.
+Batten and Sir J. Minnes, to speak with my lord about our Prize Office
+business; but, being sicke and full of visitants, we could not speak
+with him, and so away home. Where Sir Richard Ford did meet us with
+letters from Holland this day, that it is likely the Dutch fleete will
+not come out this year; they have not victuals to keep them out, and it
+is likely they will be frozen before they can get back. Captain Cocke
+is made Steward for sick and wounded seamen. So home to supper, where
+troubled to hear my poor boy Tom has a fit of the stone, or some other
+pain like it. I must consult Mr. Holliard for him. So at one in the
+morning home to bed.
+
+23rd. Up and to my office, where close all the morning about my Lord
+Treasurer's accounts, and at noon home to dinner, and then to the office
+all the afternoon very busy till very late at night, and then to supper
+and to bed. This evening Mr. Hollyard came to me and told me that he
+hath searched my boy, and he finds he hath a stone in his bladder, which
+grieves me to the heart, he being a good-natured and well-disposed boy,
+and more that it should be my misfortune to have him come to my house.
+Sir G. Carteret was here this afternoon; and strange to see how we plot
+to make the charge of this warr to appear greater than it is, because of
+getting money.
+
+24th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy answering
+of people. About noon out with Commissioner Pett, and he and I to
+a Coffee-house, to drink jocolatte, very good; and so by coach to
+Westminster, being the first day of the Parliament's meeting. After
+the House had received the King's speech, and what more he had to say,
+delivered in writing, the Chancellor being sicke, it rose, and I with
+Sir Philip Warwicke home and conferred our matters about the charge
+of the Navy, and have more to give him in the excessive charge of this
+year's expense. I dined with him, and Mr. Povy with us and Sir Edmund
+Pooly, a fine gentleman, and Mr. Chichly, and fine discourse we had
+and fine talke, being proud to see myself accepted in such company and
+thought better than I am. After dinner Sir Philip and I to talk again,
+and then away home to the office, where sat late; beginning our sittings
+now in the afternoon, because of the Parliament; and they being rose, I
+to my office, where late till almost one o'clock, and then home to bed.
+
+25th. Up and at my office all the morning, to prepare an account of the
+charge we have been put to extraordinary by the Dutch already; and I
+have brought it to appear L852,700; but God knows this is only a scare
+to the Parliament, to make them give the more money. Thence to the
+Parliament House, and there did give it to Sir Philip Warwicke; the
+House being hot upon giving the King a supply of money, and I by
+coach to the 'Change and took up Mr. Jenings along with me (my old
+acquaintance), he telling me the mean manner that Sir Samuel Morland
+lives near him, in a house he hath bought and laid out money upon, in
+all to the value of L1200, but is believed to be a beggar; and so I ever
+thought he would be. From the 'Change with Mr. Deering and Luellin to
+the White Horse tavern in Lombard Street, and there dined with them, he
+giving me a dish of meat to discourse in order to my serving Deering,
+which I am already obliged to do, and shall do it, and would be glad he
+were a man trusty that I might venture something along with him. Thence
+home, and by and by in the evening took my wife out by coach, leaving
+her at Unthanke's while I to White Hall and to Westminster Hall, where
+I have not been to talk a great while, and there hear that Mrs. Lane and
+her husband live a sad life together, and he is gone to be a paymaster
+to a company to Portsmouth to serve at sea. She big with child. Thence
+I home, calling my wife, and at Sir W. Batten's hear that the House have
+given the King L2,500,000 to be paid for this warr, only for the Navy,
+in three years' time; which is a joyfull thing to all the King's party
+I see, but was much opposed by Mr. Vaughan and others, that it should be
+so much. So home and to supper and to bed.
+
+26th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning. Home a while to
+dinner and then to the office, where very late busy till quite weary,
+but contented well with my dispatch of business, and so home to supper
+and to bed.
+
+27th (Lord's day). To church in the morning, then dined at home, and
+to my office, and there all the afternoon setting right my business of
+flaggs, and after all my pains find reason not to be sorry, because
+I think it will bring me considerable profit. In the evening come Mr.
+Andrews and Hill, and we sung, with my boy, Ravenscroft's 4-part psalms,
+most admirable musique. Then (Andrews not staying) we to supper, and
+after supper fell into the rarest discourse with Mr. Hill about Rome and
+Italy; but most pleasant that I ever had in my life. At it very late and
+then to bed.
+
+28th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and W. Batten to White Hall, but no
+Committee of Lords (which is like to do the King's business well). So to
+Westminster, and there to Jervas's and was a little while with Jane, and
+so to London by coach and to the Coffee-house, where certain news of our
+peace made by Captain Allen with Argier, which is good news; and that
+the Dutch have sent part of their fleete round by Scotland; and resolve
+to pay off the rest half-pay, promising the rest in the Spring, hereby
+keeping their men. But how true this, I know not. Home to dinner, then
+come Dr. Clerke to speak with me about sick and wounded men, wherein he
+is like to be concerned. After him Mr. Cutler, and much talk with him,
+and with him to White Hall, to have waited on the Lords by order, but
+no meeting, neither to-night, which will spoil all. I think I shall get
+something by my discourse with Cutler. So home, and after being at my
+office an hour with Mr. Povy talking about his business of Tangier,
+getting him some money allowed him for freight of ships, wherein I hope
+to get something too. He gone, home hungry and almost sick for want of
+eating, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+29th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten to the Committee of Lords at the
+Council Chamber, where Sir G. Carteret told us what he had said to
+the King, and how the King inclines to our request of making us
+Commissioners of the Prize office, but meeting him anon in the gallery,
+he tells me that my Lord Barkely is angry we should not acquaint him
+with it, so I found out my Lord and pacified him, but I know not whether
+he was so in earnest or no, for he looked very frowardly. Thence to the
+Parliament House, and with Sir W. Batten home and dined with him, my
+wife being gone to my Lady Sandwich's, and then to the office, where we
+sat all the afternoon, and I at my office till past 12 at night, and so
+home to bed. This day I hear that the King should say that the Dutch do
+begin to comply with him. Sir John Robinson told Sir W. Batten that he
+heard the King say so. I pray God it may be so.
+
+30th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes to the Committee of
+the Lords, and there did our business; but, Lord! what a sorry dispatch
+these great persons give to business. Thence to the 'Change, and there
+hear the certainty and circumstances of the Dutch having called in their
+fleete and paid their men half-pay, the other to be paid them upon their
+being ready upon beat of drum to come to serve them again, and in the
+meantime to have half-pay. This is said. Thence home to dinner, and so
+to my office all the afternoon. In the evening my wife and Sir W. Warren
+with me to White Hall, sending her with the coach to see her father and
+mother. He and I up to Sir G. Carteret, and first I alone and then both
+had discourse with him about things of the Navy, and so I and he calling
+my wife at Unthanke's, home again, and long together talking how to
+order things in a new contract for Norway goods, as well to the King's
+as to his advantage. He gone, I to my monthly accounts, and, bless God!
+I find I have increased my last balance, though but little; but I hope
+ere long to get more. In the meantime praise God for what I have, which
+is L1209. So, with my heart glad to see my accounts fall so right in
+this time of mixing of monies and confusion, I home to bed.
+
+
+
+
+DECEMBER 1664
+
+December 1st. Up betimes and to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier,
+and so straight home and hard to my business at my office till noon,
+then to dinner, and so to my office, and by and by we sat all the
+afternoon, then to my office again till past one in the morning, and so
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+2nd. Lay long in bed. Then up and to the office, where busy all the
+morning. At home dined. After dinner with my wife and Mercer to the
+Duke's House, and there saw "The Rivalls," which I had seen before; but
+the play not good, nor anything but the good actings of Betterton and
+his wife and Harris. Thence homeward, and the coach broke with us in
+Lincoln's Inn Fields, and so walked to Fleete Streete, and there took
+coach and home, and to my office, whither by and by comes Captain Cocke,
+and then Sir W. Batten, and we all to Sir J. Minnes, and I did give
+them a barrel of oysters I had given to me, and so there sat and talked,
+where good discourse of the late troubles, they knowing things, all
+of them, very well; and Cocke, from the King's own mouth, being then
+entrusted himself much, do know particularly that the King's credulity
+to Cromwell's promises, private to him, against the advice of his
+friends and the certain discovery of the practices and discourses of
+Cromwell in council (by Major Huntington)
+
+ [According to Clarendon the officer here alluded to was a major in
+ Cromwell's own regiment of horse, and employed by him to treat with
+ Charles I. whilst at Hampton Court; but being convinced of the
+ insincerity of the proceeding, communicated his suspicions to that
+ monarch, and immediately gave up his commission. We hear no more of
+ Huntington till the Restoration, when his name occurs with those of
+ many other officers, who tendered their services to the king. His
+ reasons for laying down his commission are printed in Thurloe's
+ "State Papers" and Maseres's "Tracts."--B.]
+
+did take away his life and nothing else. Then to some loose atheisticall
+discourse of Cocke's, when he was almost drunk, and then about 11
+o'clock broke up, and I to my office, to fit up an account for Povy,
+wherein I hope to get something. At it till almost two o'clock, then to
+supper and to bed.
+
+3rd. Up, and at the office all the morning, and at noon to Mr. Cutler's,
+and there dined with Sir W. Rider and him, and thence Sir W. Rider and I
+by coach to White Hall to a Committee of the Fishery; there only to
+hear Sir Edward Ford's proposal about farthings, wherein, O God! to see
+almost every body interested for him; only my Lord Annesly, who is a
+grave, serious man. My Lord Barkeley was there, but is the most hot,
+fiery man in discourse, without any cause, that ever I saw, even to
+breach of civility to my Lord Anglesey, in his discourse opposing to my
+Lord's. At last, though without much satisfaction to me, it was voted
+that it should be requested of the King, and that Sir Edward Ford's
+proposal is the best yet made. Thence by coach home. The Duke of Yorke
+being expected to-night with great joy from Portsmouth, after his having
+been abroad at sea three or four days with the fleete; and the Dutch are
+all drawn into their harbours. But it seems like a victory: and a matter
+of some reputation to us it is, and blemish to them; but in no degree
+like what it is esteemed at, the weather requiring them to do so. Home
+and at my office late, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+4th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up and to my office, there
+to dispatch a business in order to the getting something out of the
+Tangier business, wherein I have an opportunity to get myself paid upon
+the score of freight. I hope a good sum. At noon home to dinner, and
+then in the afternoon to church. So home, and by and by comes Mr. Hill
+and Andrews, and sung together long and with great content. Then to
+supper and broke up. Pretty discourse, very pleasant and ingenious, and
+so to my office a little, and then home (after prayers) to bed. This day
+I hear the Duke of Yorke is come to towne, though expected last night,
+as I observed, but by what hindrance stopped I can't tell.
+
+5th. Up, and to White Hall with Sir J. Minnes; and there, among an
+infinite crowd of great persons, did kiss the Duke's hand; but had no
+time to discourse. Thence up and down the gallery, and got my Lord of
+Albemarle's hand to my bill for Povy, but afterwards was asked some
+scurvy questions by Povy about my demands, which troubled [me], but will
+do no great hurt I think. Thence vexed home, and there by appointment
+comes my cozen Roger Pepys and Mrs. Turner, and dined with me, and very
+merry we were. They staid all the afternoon till night, and then after
+I had discoursed an hour with Sir W. Warren plainly declaring my
+resolution to desert him if he goes on to join with Castle, who and
+his family I, for great provocation, love not, which he takes with some
+trouble, but will concur in everything with me, he says. Now I am loth,
+I confess, to lose him, he having been the best friend I have had ever
+in this office. So he being gone, we all, it being night, in Madam
+Turner's coach to her house, there to see, as she tells us, how fat Mrs.
+The. is grown, and so I find her, but not as I expected, but mightily
+pleased I am to hear the mother commend her daughter Betty that she is
+like to be a great beauty, and she sets much by her. Thence I to White
+Hall, and there saw Mr. Coventry come to towne, and, with all my heart,
+am glad to see him, but could have no talke with him, he being but just
+come. Thence back and took up my wife, and home, where a while, and then
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+5th. Up, and in Sir W. Batten's coach to White Hall, but the Duke
+being gone forth, I to Westminster Hall, and there spent much time till
+towards noon to and fro with people. So by and by Mrs. Lane comes and
+plucks me by the cloak to speak to me, and I was fain to go to her
+shop, and pretending to buy some bands made her go home, and by and by
+followed her, and there did what I would with her, and so after many
+discourses and her intreating me to do something for her husband, which
+I promised to do, and buying a little band of her, which I intend to
+keep to, I took leave, there coming a couple of footboys to her with a
+coach to fetch her abroad I know not to whom. She is great with child,
+and she says I must be godfather, but I do not intend it. Thence by
+coach to the Old Exchange, and there hear that the Dutch are fitting
+their ships out again, which puts us to new discourse, and to alter our
+thoughts of the Dutch, as to their want of courage or force. Thence by
+appointment to the White Horse Taverne in Lumbard Streete, and there
+dined with my Lord Rutherford, Povy, Mr. Gauden, Creed, and others, and
+very merry, and after dinner among other things Povy and I withdrew, and
+I plainly told him that I was concerned in profit, but very justly,
+in this business of the Bill that I have been these two or three days
+about, and he consents to it, and it shall be paid. He tells me how he
+believes, and in part knows, Creed to be worth L10,000; nay, that now
+and then he [Povy] hath three or L4,000 in his hands, for which he gives
+the interest that the King gives, which is ten per cent., and that Creed
+do come and demand it every three months the interest to be paid him,
+which Povy looks upon as a cunning and mean tricke of him; but for all
+that, he will do and is very rich. Thence to the office, where we sat
+and where Mr. Coventry came the first time after his return from sea,
+which I was glad of. So after office to my office, and then home to
+supper, and to my office again, and then late home to bed.
+
+7th. Lay long, then up, and among others Bagwell's wife coming to speak
+with me put new thoughts of folly into me which I am troubled at. Thence
+after doing business at my office, I by coach to my Lady Sandwich's,
+and there dined with her, and found all well and merry. Thence to White
+Hall, and we waited on the Duke, who looks better than he did, methinks,
+before his voyage; and, I think, a little more stern than he used to do.
+Thence to the Temple to my cozen Roger Pepys, thinking to have met the
+Doctor to have discoursed our business, but he came not, so I home,
+and there by agreement came my Lord Rutherford, Povy, Gauden, Creed,
+Alderman Backewell, about Tangier business of accounts between
+Rutherford and Gauden. Here they were with me an hour or more, then
+after drinking away, and Povy and Creed staid and eat with me; but I was
+sorry I had no better cheer for Povy; for the foole may be useful, and
+is a cunning fellow in his way, which is a strange one, and that, that
+I meet not in any other man, nor can describe in him. They late with me,
+and when gone my boy and I to musique, and then to bed.
+
+8th. Up, and to my office, where all the morning busy. At noon dined
+at home, and then to the office, where we sat all the afternoon. In the
+evening comes my aunt and uncle Wight, Mrs. Norbury, and her daughter,
+and after them Mr. Norbury, where no great pleasure, my aunt being out
+of humour in her fine clothes, and it raining hard. Besides, I was a
+little too bold with her about her doating on Dr. Venner. Anon they went
+away, and I till past 12 at night at my office, and then home to bed.
+
+9th. Up betimes and walked to Mr. Povy's, and there, not without some
+few troublesome questions of his, I got a note, and went and received
+L117 5s. of Alderman Viner upon my pretended freight of the "William"
+for Tangier, which overbears me on one side with joy and on the other
+to think of my condition if I shall be called into examination about it,
+and (though in strictness it is due) not be able to give a good account
+of it. Home with it, and there comes Captain Taylor to me, and he and
+I did set even the business of the ship Union lately gone for Tangier,
+wherein I hope to get L50 more, for all which the Lord be praised. At
+noon home to dinner, Mr. Hunt and his wife with us, and very pleasant.
+Then in the afternoon I carried them home by coach, and I to Westminster
+Hall, and thence to Gervas's, and there find I cannot prevail with Jane
+to go forth with me, but though I took a good occasion of going to the
+Trumpet she declined coming, which vexed me. 'Je avait grande envie
+envers elle, avec vrai amour et passion'. Thence home and to my office
+till one in the morning, setting to rights in writing this day's two
+accounts of Povy and Taylor, and then quietly to bed. This day I had
+several letters from several places, of our bringing in great numbers of
+Dutch ships.
+
+10th. Lay long, at which I am ashamed, because of so many people
+observing it that know not how late I sit up, and for fear of Sir W.
+Batten's speaking of it to others, he having staid for me a good while.
+At the office all the morning, where comes my Lord Brunkard with his
+patent in his hand, and delivered it to Sir J. Minnes and myself, we
+alone being there all the day, and at noon I in his coach with him to
+the 'Change, where he set me down; a modest civil person he seems to be,
+but wholly ignorant in the business of the Navy as possible, but I hope
+to make a friend of him, being a worthy man. Thence after hearing the
+great newes of so many Dutchmen being brought in to Portsmouth and
+elsewhere, which it is expected will either put them upon present
+revenge or despair, I with Sir W. Rider and Cutler to dinner all alone
+to the Great James, where good discourse, and, I hope, occasion of
+getting something hereafter. After dinner to White Hall to the Fishery,
+where the Duke was with us. So home, and late at my office, writing many
+letters, then home to supper and to bed. Yesterday come home, and this
+night I visited Sir W. Pen, who dissembles great respect and love to me,
+but I understand him very well. Major Holmes is come from Guinny, and is
+now at Plymouth with great wealth, they say.
+
+11th (Lord's day). Up and to church alone in the morning. Dined at home,
+mighty pleasantly. In the afternoon I to the French church, where much
+pleased with the three sisters of the parson, very handsome, especially
+in their noses, and sing prettily. I heard a good sermon of the old man,
+touching duty to parents. Here was Sir Samuel Morland and his lady very
+fine, with two footmen in new liverys (the church taking much notice of
+them), and going into their coach after sermon with great gazeing. So
+I home, and my cozen, Mary Pepys's husband, comes after me, and told me
+that out of the money he received some months since he did receive 18d.
+too much, and did now come and give it me, which was very pretty.
+So home, and there found Mr. Andrews and his lady, a well-bred and a
+tolerable pretty woman, and by and by Mr. Hill and to singing, and then
+to supper, then to sing again, and so good night. To prayers and tonight
+[bed]. It is a little strange how these Psalms of Ravenscroft after 2
+or 3 times singing prove but the same again, though good. No diversity
+appearing at all almost.
+
+12th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten by coach to White Hall, where all of
+us with the Duke; Mr. Coventry privately did tell me the reason of his
+advice against our pretences to the Prize Office (in his letter from
+Portsmouth), because he knew that the King and the Duke had resolved to
+put in some Parliament men that have deserved well, and that would
+needs be obliged, by putting them in. Thence homeward, called at my
+bookseller's and bespoke some books against the year's out, and then
+to the 'Change, and so home to dinner, and then to the office, where
+my Lord Brunkard comes and reads over part of our Instructions in the
+Navy--and I expounded it to him, so he is become my disciple. He gone,
+comes Cutler to tell us that the King of France hath forbid any canvass
+to be carried out of his kingdom, and I to examine went with him to the
+East India house to see a letter, but came too late. So home again, and
+there late till 12 at night at my office, and then home to supper and
+to bed. This day (to see how things are ordered in the world), I had
+a command from the Earle of Sandwich, at Portsmouth, not to be forward
+with Mr. Cholmly and Sir J. Lawson about the Mole at Tangier, because
+that what I do therein will (because of his friendship to me known)
+redound against him, as if I had done it upon his score. So I wrote to
+my Lord my mistake, and am contented to promise never to pursue it more,
+which goes against my mind with all my heart.
+
+13th. Lay long in bed, then up, and many people to speak with me. Then
+to my office, and dined at noon at home, then to the office again, where
+we sat all the afternoon, and then home at night to a little supper, and
+so after my office again at 12 at night home to bed.
+
+14th. Up, and after a while at the office, I abroad in several places,
+among others to my bookseller's, and there spoke for several books
+against New Year's day, I resolving to lay out about L7 or L8, God
+having given me some profit extraordinary of late; and bespoke also some
+plate, spoons, and forks. I pray God keep me from too great expenses,
+though these will still be pretty good money. Then to the 'Change, and
+I home to dinner, where Creed and Mr. Caesar, my boy's lute master,
+who plays indeed mighty finely, and after dinner I abroad, parting from
+Creed, and away to and fro, laying out or preparing for laying out more
+money, but I hope and resolve not to exceed therein, and to-night spoke
+for some fruit for the country for my father against Christmas, and
+where should I do it, but at the pretty woman's, that used to stand at
+the doore in Fanchurch Streete, I having a mind to know her. So home,
+and late at my office, evening reckonings with Shergoll, hoping to get
+money by the business, and so away home to supper and to bed, not being
+very well through my taking cold of late, and so troubled with some
+wind.
+
+15th. Called up very betimes by Mr. Cholmly, and with him a good while
+about some of his Tangier accounts; and, discoursing of the condition
+of Tangier, he did give me the whole account of the differences between
+Fitzgerald and Norwood, which were very high on both sides, but
+most imperious and base on Fitzgerald's, and yet through my Lord
+FitzHarding's means, the Duke of York is led rather to blame Norwood and
+to speake that he should be called home, than be sensible of the other.
+He is a creature of FitzHarding's, as a fellow that may be done with
+what he will, and, himself certainly pretending to be Generall of the
+King's armies, when Monk dyeth, desires to have as few great or wise men
+in employment as he can now, but such as he can put in and keep under,
+which he do this coxcomb Fitzgerald. It seems, of all mankind there
+is no man so led by another as the Duke is by Lord Muskerry and
+this FitzHarding, insomuch, as when the King would have him to be
+Privy-Purse, the Duke wept, and said, "But, Sir, I must have your
+promise, if you will have my dear Charles from me, that if ever you have
+occasion for an army again, I may have him with me; believing him to be
+the best commander of an army in the world." But Mr. Cholmly thinks, as
+all other men I meet with do, that he is a very ordinary fellow. It is
+strange how the Duke also do love naturally, and affect the Irish above
+the English. He, of the company he carried with him to sea, took above
+two-thirds Irish and French. He tells me the King do hate my Lord
+Chancellor; and that they, that is the King and my Lord FitzHarding, do
+laugh at him for a dull fellow; and in all this business of the Dutch
+war do nothing by his advice, hardly consulting him. Only he is a good
+minister in other respects, and the King cannot be without him; but,
+above all, being the Duke's father-in-law, he is kept in; otherwise
+FitzHarding were able to fling down two of him. This, all the wise and
+grave lords see, and cannot help it; but yield to it. But he bemoans
+what the end of it may be, the King being ruled by these men, as he hath
+been all along since his coming; to the razing all the strong-holds in
+Scotland, and giving liberty to the Irish in Ireland, whom Cromwell had
+settled all in one corner; who are now able, and it is feared everyday
+a massacre again among them. He being gone I abroad to the carrier's, to
+see some things sent away to my father against Christmas, and thence to
+Moorfields, and there up and down to several houses to drink to look for
+a place 'pour rencontrer la femme de je sais quoi' against next Monday,
+but could meet none. So to the Coffeehouse, where great talke of the
+Comet seen in several places; and among our men at sea, and by my Lord
+Sandwich, to whom I intend to write about it to-night. Thence home to
+dinner, and then to the office, where all the afternoon, and in the
+evening home to supper, and then to the office late, and so to bed. This
+night I begun to burn wax candles in my closett at the office, to try
+the charge, and to see whether the smoke offends like that of tallow
+candles.
+
+16th. Up, and by water to Deptford, thinking to have met 'la femme de'
+Bagwell, but failed, and having done some business at the yard, I back
+again, it being a fine fresh morning to walk. Back again, Mr. Wayth
+walking with me to Half-Way House talking about Mr. Castle's fine knees
+lately delivered in. In which I am well informed that they are not as
+they should be to make them knees, and I hope shall make good use of it
+to the King's service. Thence home, and having dressed myself, to the
+'Change, and thence home to dinner, and so abroad by coach with my wife,
+and bought a looking glasse by the Old Exchange, which costs me L5 5s.
+and 6s. for the hooks. A very fair glasse. So toward my cozen Scott's,
+but meeting my Lady Sandwich's coach, my wife turned back to follow
+them, thinking they might, as they did, go to visit her, and I 'light
+and to Mrs. Harman, and there staid and talked in her shop with her, and
+much pleased I am with her. We talked about Anthony Joyce's giving over
+trade and that he intends to live in lodgings, which is a very mad,
+foolish thing. She tells me she hears and believes it is because he,
+being now begun to be called on offices, resolves not to take the new
+oathe, he having formerly taken the Covenant or Engagement, but I think
+he do very simply and will endeavour for his wife's sake to advise him
+therein. Thence to my cozen Scott's, and there met my cozen Roger Pepys,
+and Mrs. Turner, and The. and Joyce, and prated all the while, and so
+with the "corps" to church and heard a very fine sermon of the Parson of
+the parish, and so homeward with them in their coach, but finding it too
+late to go home with me, I took another coach and so home, and after a
+while at my office, home to supper and to bed.
+
+17th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon I
+to the 'Change, and there, among others, had my first meeting with Mr.
+L'Estrange, who hath endeavoured several times to speak with me. It is
+to get, now and then, some newes of me, which I shall, as I see cause,
+give him. He is a man of fine conversation, I think, but I am sure most
+courtly and full of compliments. Thence home to dinner, and then come
+the looking-glass man to set up the looking-glass I bought yesterday,
+in my dining-room, and very handsome it is. So abroad by coach to White
+Hall, and there to the Committee of Tangier, and then the Fishing. Mr.
+Povy did in discourse give me a rub about my late bill for money that
+I did get of him, which vexed me and stuck in my mind all this evening,
+though I know very well how to cleare myself at the worst. So home and
+to my office, where late, and then home to bed. Mighty talke there is
+of this Comet that is seen a'nights; and the King and Queene did sit up
+last night to see it, and did, it seems. And to-night I thought to
+have done so too; but it is cloudy, and so no stars appear. But I will
+endeavour it. Mr. Gray did tell me to-night, for certain, that the
+Dutch, as high as they seem, do begin to buckle; and that one man in
+this Kingdom did tell the King that he is offered L40,000 to make a
+peace, and others have been offered money also. It seems the taking of
+their Bourdeaux fleete thus, arose from a printed Gazette of the Dutch's
+boasting of fighting, and having beaten the English: in confidence
+whereof (it coming to Bourdeaux), all the fleete comes out, and so falls
+into our hands.
+
+18th (Lord's day). To church, where, God forgive me! I spent most of my
+time in looking [on] my new Morena--[a brunette]--at the other side of
+the church, an acquaintance of Pegg Pen's. So home to dinner, and then
+to my chamber to read Ben Johnson's Cataline, a very excellent piece,
+and so to church again, and thence we met at the office to hire ships,
+being in great haste and having sent for several masters of ships to
+come to us. Then home, and there Mr. Andrews and Hill come and we sung
+finely, and by and by Mr. Fuller, the Parson, and supped with me, he and
+a friend of his, but my musique friends would not stay supper. At
+and after supper Mr. Fuller and I told many storys of apparitions and
+delusions thereby, and I out with my storys of Tom Mallard. He gone, I a
+little to my office, and then to prayers and to bed.
+
+19th. Going to bed betimes last night we waked betimes, and from our
+people's being forced to take the key to go out to light a candle, I was
+very angry and begun to find fault with my wife for not commanding her
+servants as she ought. Thereupon she giving me some cross answer I did
+strike her over her left eye such a blow as the poor wretch did cry out
+and was in great pain, but yet her spirit was such as to endeavour to
+bite and scratch me. But I coying--[stroking or caressing]--with her
+made her leave crying, and sent for butter and parsley, and friends
+presently one with another, and I up, vexed at my heart to think what I
+had done, for she was forced to lay a poultice or something to her eye
+all day, and is black, and the people of the house observed it. But I
+was forced to rise, and up and with Sir J. Minnes to White Hall, and
+there we waited on the Duke. And among other things Mr. Coventry took
+occasion to vindicate himself before the Duke and us, being all there,
+about the choosing of Taylor for Harwich. Upon which the Duke did clear
+him, and did tell us that he did expect, that, after he had named a man,
+none of us shall then oppose or find fault with the man; but if we had
+anything to say, we ought to say it before he had chose him. Sir G.
+Carteret thought himself concerned, and endeavoured to clear himself:
+and by and by Sir W. Batten did speak, knowing himself guilty, and did
+confess, that being pressed by the Council he did say what he did, that
+he was accounted a fanatique; but did not know that at that time he had
+been appointed by his Royal Highness. To which the Duke [replied] that
+it was impossible but he must know that he had appointed him; and so it
+did appear that the Duke did mean all this while Sir W. Batten. So by
+and by we parted, and Mr. Coventry did privately tell me that he did
+this day take this occasion to mention the business to give the Duke an
+opportunity of speaking his mind to Sir W. Batten in this business, of
+which I was heartily glad. Thence home, and not finding Bagwell's wife
+as I expected, I to the 'Change and there walked up and down, and then
+home, and she being come I bid her go and stay at Mooregate for me, and
+after going up to my wife (whose eye is very bad, but she is in very
+good temper to me), and after dinner I to the place and walked round the
+fields again and again, but not finding her I to the 'Change, and there
+found her waiting for me and took her away, and to an alehouse, and
+there I made much of her, and then away thence and to another and
+endeavoured to caress her, but 'elle ne voulait pas', which did vex me,
+but I think it was chiefly not having a good easy place to do it upon.
+So we broke up and parted and I to the office, where we sat hiring of
+ships an hour or two, and then to my office, and thence (with Captain
+Taylor home to my house) to give him instructions and some notice of
+what to his great satisfaction had happened to-day. Which I do because
+I hope his coming into this office will a little cross Sir W. Batten and
+may do me good. He gone, I to supper with my wife, very pleasant, and
+then a little to my office and to bed. My mind, God forgive me, too much
+running upon what I can 'ferais avec la femme de Bagwell demain', having
+promised to go to Deptford and 'a aller a sa maison avec son mari' when
+I come thither.
+
+20th. Up and walked to Deptford, where after doing something at the yard
+I walked, without being observed, with Bagwell home to his house, and
+there was very kindly used, and the poor people did get a dinner for me
+in their fashion, of which I also eat very well. After dinner I found
+occasion of sending him abroad, and then alone 'avec elle je tentais
+a faire ce que je voudrais et contre sa force je le faisais biens que
+passe a mon contentment'. By and by he coming back again I took leave
+and walked home, and then there to dinner, where Dr. Fayrebrother come
+to see me and Luellin. We dined, and I to the office, leaving them,
+where we sat all the afternoon, and I late at the office. To supper and
+to the office again very late, then home to bed.
+
+21st. Up, and after evening reckonings to this day with Mr. Bridges,
+the linnen draper, for callicos, I out to Doctors' Commons, where by
+agreement my cozen Roger and I did meet my cozen Dr. Tom Pepys, and
+there a great many and some high words on both sides, but I must
+confess I was troubled; first, to find my cozen Roger such a simple but
+well-meaning man as he is; next to think that my father, out of folly
+and vain glory, should now and then (as by their words I gather) be
+speaking how he had set up his son Tom with his goods and house, and now
+these words are brought against him--I fear to the depriving him of all
+the profit the poor man intended to make of the lease of his house and
+sale of his owne goods. I intend to make a quiet end if I can with the
+Doctor, being a very foul-tounged fool and of great inconvenience to
+be at difference with such a one that will make the base noise about it
+that he will. Thence, very much vexed to find myself so much troubled
+about other men's matters, I to Mrs. Turner's, in Salsbury Court, and
+with her a little, and carried her, the porter staying for me, our
+eagle, which she desired the other day, and we were glad to be rid of
+her, she fouling our house of office mightily. They are much pleased
+with her. And thence I home and after dinner to the office, where Sir
+W. Rider and Cutler come, and in dispute I very high with them against
+their demands, I hope to no hurt to myself, for I was very plain with
+them to the best of my reason. So they gone I home to supper, then to
+the office again and so home to bed. My Lord Sandwich this day writes
+me word that he hath seen (at Portsmouth) the Comet, and says it is the
+most extraordinary thing that ever he saw.
+
+22nd. Up and betimes to my office, and then out to several places,
+among others to Holborne to have spoke with one Mr. Underwood about some
+English hemp, he lies against Gray's Inn. Thereabouts I to a barber's
+shop to have my hair cut, and there met with a copy of verses, mightily
+commended by some gentlemen there, of my Lord Mordaunt's, in excuse
+of his going to sea this late expedition, with the Duke of Yorke. But,
+Lord! they are but sorry things; only a Lord made them. Thence to the
+'Change; and there, among the merchants, I hear fully the news of
+our being beaten to dirt at Guinny, by De Ruyter with his fleete. The
+particulars, as much as by Sir G. Carteret afterwards I heard, I have
+said in a letter to my Lord Sandwich this day at Portsmouth; it being
+most wholly to the utter ruine of our Royall Company, and reproach and
+shame to the whole nation, as well as justification to them in their
+doing wrong to no man as to his private [property], only takeing
+whatever is found to belong to the Company, and nothing else. Dined at
+the Dolphin, Sir G. Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and I, with
+Sir W. Boreman and Sir Theophilus Biddulph and others, Commissioners of
+the Sewers, about our place below to lay masts in. But coming a little
+too soon, I out again, and tooke boat down to Redriffe; and just in
+time within two minutes, and saw the new vessel of Sir William Petty's
+launched, the King and Duke being there.
+
+ [Pepys was wrong as to the name of Sir William Petty's new
+ doublekeeled boat. On February 13th, 1664-65, he gives the correct
+ title, which was "The Experiment."]
+
+It swims and looks finely, and I believe will do well. The name I think
+is Twilight, but I do not know certainly. Coming away back immediately
+to dinner, where a great deal of good discourse, and Sir G. Carteret's
+discourse of this Guinny business, with great displeasure at the losse
+of our honour there, and do now confess that the trade brought all these
+troubles upon us between the Dutch and us. Thence to the office and
+there sat late, then I to my office and there till 12 at night, and so
+home to bed weary.
+
+23rd. Up and to my office, then come by appointment cozen Tom Trice to
+me, and I paid him the L20 remaining due to him upon the bond of L100
+given him by agreement November, 1663, to end the difference between us
+about my aunt's, his mother's, money. And here, being willing to know
+the worst, I told him, "I hope now there is nothing remaining between
+you and I of future dispute." "No," says he, "nothing at all that I know
+of, but only a small matter of about 20 or 30s. that my father Pepys
+received for me of rent due to me in the country, which I will in a day
+or two bring you an account of," and so we parted. Dined at home upon
+a good turkey which Mr. Sheply sent us, then to the office all the
+afternoon, Mr. Cutler and others coming to me about business. I
+hear that the Dutch have prepared a fleete to go the backway to the
+Streights, where without doubt they will master our fleete. This put
+to that of Guinny makes me fear them mightily, and certainly they are
+a most wise people, and careful of their business. The King of France,
+they say, do declare himself obliged to defend them, and lays claim by
+his Embassador to the wines we have taken from the Dutch Bourdeaux men,
+and more, it is doubted whether the Swede will be our friend or no. Pray
+God deliver us out of these troubles! This day Sir W. Batten sent and
+afterwards spoke to me, to have me and my wife come and dine with them
+on Monday next: which is a mighty condescension in them, and for some
+great reason I am sure, or else it pleases God by my late care of
+business to make me more considerable even with them than I am sure they
+would willingly owne me to be. God make me thankfull and carefull to
+preserve myself so, for I am sure they hate me and it is hope or fear
+that makes them flatter me. It being a bright night, which it has not
+been a great while, I purpose to endeavour to be called in the morning
+to see the Comet, though I fear we shall not see it, because it rises in
+the east but 16 degrees, and then the houses will hinder us.
+
+24th. Having sat up all night to past two o'clock this morning, our
+porter, being appointed, comes and tells us that the bellman tells him
+that the star is seen upon Tower Hill; so I, that had been all night
+setting in order all my old papers in my chamber, did leave off all,
+and my boy and I to Tower Hill, it being a most fine, bright moonshine
+night, and a great frost; but no Comet to be seen. So after running once
+round the Hill, I and Tom, we home and then to bed. Rose about 9 o'clock
+and then to the office, where sitting all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, to the Coffee-house; and there heard Sir Richard Ford tell the
+whole story of our defeat at Guinny. Wherein our men are guilty of the
+most horrid cowardice and perfidiousness, as he says and tells it, that
+ever Englishmen were. Captain Raynolds, that was the only commander of
+any of the King's ships there, was shot at by De Ruyter, with a bloody
+flag flying. He, instead of opposing (which, indeed, had been to no
+purpose, but only to maintain honour), did poorly go on board himself,
+to ask what De Ruyter would have; and so yielded to whatever Ruyter
+would desire. The King and Duke are highly vexed at it, it seems, and
+the business deserves it. Thence home to dinner, and then abroad to buy
+some things, and among others to my bookseller's, and there saw several
+books I spoke for, which are finely bound and good books to my great
+content. So home and to my office, where late. This evening I being
+informed did look and saw the Comet, which is now, whether worn away
+or no I know not, but appears not with a tail, but only is larger and
+duller than any other star, and is come to rise betimes, and to make a
+great arch, and is gone quite to a new place in the heavens than it was
+before: but I hope in a clearer night something more will be seen. So
+home to bed.
+
+25th (Lord's day and Christmas day). Up (my wife's eye being ill still
+of the blow I did in a passion give her on Monday last) to church alone,
+where Mr. Mills, a good sermon. To dinner at home, where very pleasant
+with my wife and family. After dinner I to Sir W. Batten's, and there
+received so much good usage (as I have of late done) from him and my
+Lady, obliging me and my wife, according to promise, to come and dine
+with them to-morrow with our neighbours, that I was in pain all the day,
+and night too after, to know how to order the business of my wife's not
+going, and by discourse receive fresh instances of Sir J. Minnes's
+folly in complaining to Sir G. Carteret of Sir W. Batten and me for some
+family offences, such as my having of a stopcock to keepe the water from
+them, which vexes me, but it would more but that Sir G. Carteret knows
+him very well. Thence to the French church, but coming too late I
+returned and to Mr. Rawlinson's church, where I heard a good sermon of
+one that I remember was at Paul's with me, his name Maggett; and very
+great store of fine women there is in this church, more than I know
+anywhere else about us. So home and to my chamber, looking over and
+setting in order my papers and books, and so to supper, and then to
+prayers and to bed.
+
+26th. Up, and with Sir W. Pen to White Hall, and there with the rest did
+our usual business before the Duke, and then with Sir W. Batten back
+and to his house, where I by sicknesse excused my wife's coming to them
+to-day. Thence I to the Coffeehouse, where much good discourse, and all
+the opinion now is that the Dutch will avoid fighting with us at home,
+but do all the hurte they can to us abroad; which it may be they may for
+a while, but that, I think, cannot support them long. Thence to Sir W.
+Batten's, where Mr. Coventry and all our families here, women and all,
+and Sir R. Ford and his, and a great feast and good discourse and merry,
+there all the afternoon and evening till late, only stepped in to see
+my wife, then to my office to enter my day's work, and so home to bed,
+where my people and wife innocently at cards very merry, and I to bed,
+leaving them to their sport and blindman's buff.
+
+27th. My people came to bed, after their sporting, at four o'clock in
+the morning; I up at seven, and to Deptford and Woolwich in a gally; the
+Duke calling to me out of the barge in which the King was with him going
+down the river, to know whither I was going. I told him to Woolwich, but
+was troubled afterward I should say no farther, being in a gally, lest
+he think me too profuse in my journeys. Did several businesses, and then
+back again by two o'clock to Sir J. Minnes's to dinner by appointment,
+where all yesterday's company but Mr. Coventry, who could not come. Here
+merry, and after an hour's chat I down to the office, where busy late,
+and then home to supper and to bed. The Comet appeared again to-night,
+but duskishly. I went to bed, leaving my wife and all her folks, and
+Will also, too, come to make Christmas gambolls to-night.
+
+28th. I waked in the morning about 6 o'clock and my wife not come to
+bed; I lacked a pot, but there was none, and bitter cold, so was forced
+to rise and piss in the chimney, and to bed again. Slept a little
+longer, and then hear my people coming up, and so I rose, and my wife
+to bed at eight o'clock in the morning, which vexed me a little, but I
+believe there was no hurt in it all, but only mirthe, therefore took no
+notice. I abroad with Sir W. Batten to the Council Chamber, where all of
+us to discourse about the way of measuring ships and the freight fit to
+give for them by the tun, where it was strange methought to hear so
+poor discourses among the Lords themselves, and most of all to see how
+a little empty matter delivered gravely by Sir W. Pen was taken mighty
+well, though nothing in the earth to the purpose. But clothes, I
+perceive more and more every day, is a great matter. Thence home with
+Sir W. Batten by coach, and I home to dinner, finding my wife still
+in bed. After dinner abroad, and among other things visited my Lady
+Sandwich, and was there, with her and the young ladies, playing at cards
+till night. Then home and to my office late, then home to bed, leaving
+my wife and people up to more sports, but without any great satisfaction
+to myself therein.
+
+29th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. Then whereas I
+should have gone and dined with Sir W. Pen (and the rest of the officers
+at his house), I pretended to dine with my Lady Sandwich and so home,
+where I dined well, and began to wipe and clean my books in my chamber
+in order to the settling of my papers and things there thoroughly, and
+then to the office, where all the afternoon sitting, and in the evening
+home to supper, and then to my work again.
+
+30th. Lay very long in bed with my wife, it being very cold, and my wife
+very full of a resolution to keepe within doors, not so much as to go
+to church or see my Lady Sandwich before Easter next, which I am willing
+enough to, though I seem the contrary. This and other talke kept me
+a-bed till almost 10 a'clock. Then up and made an end of looking over
+all my papers and books and taking everything out of my chamber to have
+all made clean. At noon dined, and after dinner forth to several places
+to pay away money, to clear myself in all the world, and, among others,
+paid my bookseller L6 for books I had from him this day, and the
+silversmith L22 18s. for spoons, forks, and sugar box, and being well
+pleased with seeing my business done to my mind as to my meeting with
+people and having my books ready for me, I home and to my office, and
+there did business late, and then home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+31st. At the office all the morning, and after dinner there again,
+dispatched first my letters, and then to my accounts, not of the month
+but of the whole yeare also, and was at it till past twelve at night,
+it being bitter cold; but yet I was well satisfied with my worke, and,
+above all, to find myself, by the great blessing of God, worth L1349, by
+which, as I have spent very largely, so I have laid up above L500 this
+yeare above what I was worth this day twelvemonth. The Lord make me for
+ever thankful to his holy name for it! Thence home to eat a little and
+so to bed. Soon as ever the clock struck one, I kissed my wife in the
+kitchen by the fireside, wishing her a merry new yeare, observing that
+I believe I was the first proper wisher of it this year, for I did it as
+soon as ever the clock struck one.
+
+So ends the old yeare, I bless God, with great joy to me, not only from
+my having made so good a yeare of profit, as having spent L420 and laid
+up L540 and upwards; but I bless God I never have been in so good plight
+as to my health in so very cold weather as this is, nor indeed in any
+hot weather, these ten years, as I am at this day, and have been these
+four or five months. But I am at a great losse to know whether it be
+my hare's foote, or taking every morning of a pill of turpentine, or my
+having left off the wearing of a gowne. My family is, my wife, in good
+health, and happy with her; her woman Mercer, a pretty, modest, quiett
+mayde; her chambermayde Besse, her cook mayde Jane, the little girl
+Susan, and my boy, which I have had about half a yeare, Tom Edwards,
+which I took from the King's chappell, and a pretty and loving quiett
+family I have as any man in England. My credit in the world and my
+office grows daily, and I am in good esteeme with everybody, I think. My
+troubles of my uncle's estate pretty well over; but it comes to be but
+of little profit to us, my father being much supported by my purse. But
+great vexations remain upon my father and me from my brother Tom's death
+and ill condition, both to our disgrace and discontent, though no great
+reason for either. Publique matters are all in a hurry about a Dutch
+warr. Our preparations great; our provocations against them great; and,
+after all our presumption, we are now afeard as much of them, as we
+lately contemned them. Every thing else in the State quiett, blessed be
+God! My Lord Sandwich at sea with the fleete at Portsmouth; sending
+some about to cruise for taking of ships, which we have done to a great
+number. This Christmas I judged it fit to look over all my papers and
+books; and to tear all that I found either boyish or not to be worth
+keeping, or fit to be seen, if it should please God to take me away
+suddenly. Among others, I found these two or three notes, which I
+thought fit to keep.
+
+ ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS, PEPY'S DIARY 1664, COMPLETE:
+
+ A real and not a complimentary acknowledgment
+ A mad merry slut she is
+ About several businesses, hoping to get money by them
+ After many protestings by degrees I did arrive at what I would
+ All divided that were bred so long at school together
+ All ended in love
+ All the men were dead of the plague, and the ship cast ashore
+ And with the great men in curing of their claps
+ At least 12 or 14,000 people in the street (to see the hanging)
+ Bath at the top of his house
+ Bearing more sayle will go faster than any other ships (multihull)
+ Began discourse of my not getting of children
+ Below what people think these great people say and do
+ But the wench went, and I believe had her turn served
+ Came to bed to me, but all would not make me friends
+ Chatted with her, her husband out of the way
+ Could not saw above 4 inches of the stone in a day
+ Do look upon me as a remembrancer of his former vanity
+ Doubtfull of himself, and easily be removed from his own opinion
+ Drink a dish of coffee
+ Even to the having bad words with my wife, and blows too
+ Expected musique, the missing of which spoiled my dinner
+ Expressly taking care that nobody might see this business done
+ Fear of making her think me to be in a better condition
+ Fear all his kindness is but only his lust to her
+ Feared I might meet with some people that might know me
+ Fetch masts from New England
+ Few in any age that do mind anything that is abstruse
+ Find myself to over-value things when a child
+ Gadding abroad to look after beauties
+ Generally with corruption, but most indeed with neglect
+ God forgive me! what thoughts and wishes I had
+ Good writers are not admired by the present
+ Greatest businesses are done so superficially
+ Had no mind to meddle with her
+ Having some experience, but greater conceit of it than is fit
+ Hear something of the effects of our last meeting (pregnancy?)
+ Helping to slip their calfes when there is occasion
+ Her months upon her is gone to bed
+ Her impudent tricks and ways of getting money
+ How little to be presumed of in our greatest undertakings
+ I had agreed with Jane Welsh, but she came not, which vexed me
+ I do not like his being angry and in debt both together to me
+ I will not by any over submission make myself cheap
+ I slept soundly all the sermon
+ Ill from my late cutting my hair so close to my head
+ In my dining-room she was doing something upon the pott
+ In a hackney and full of people, was ashamed to be seen
+ Ireland in a very distracted condition
+ Irish in Ireland, whom Cromwell had settled all in one corner
+ Jane going into the boat did fall down and show her arse
+ King is mighty kind to these his bastard children
+ King still do doat upon his women, even beyond all shame
+ Lay long caressing my wife and talking
+ Let her brew as she has baked
+ Little children employed, every one to do something
+ Mankind pleasing themselves in the easy delights of the world
+ Meazles, we fear, or, at least, of a scarlett feavour
+ Methought very ill, or else I am grown worse to please
+ Mind to have her bring it home
+ Mrs. Lane was gone forth, and so I missed of my intent
+ My wife was angry with me for not coming home, and for gadding
+ My leg fell in a hole broke on the bridge
+ My wife made great means to be friends, coming to my bedside
+ Never to trust too much to any man in the world
+ New Netherlands to English rule, under the title of New York
+ Not well, and so had no pleasure at all with my poor wife
+ Not when we can, but when we list
+ Not the greatest wits, but the steady man
+ Nothing of the memory of a man, an houre after he is dead!
+ Now against her going into the country (lay together)
+ Periwigg he lately made me cleansed of its nits
+ Play good, but spoiled with the ryme, which breaks the sense
+ Pleased to look upon their pretty daughter
+ Pray God give me a heart to fear a fall, and to prepare for it!
+ Presse seamen, without which we cannot really raise men
+ Pretty sayings, which are generally like paradoxes
+ Reduced the Dutch settlement of New Netherlands to English rule
+ Rotten teeth and false, set in with wire
+ Ryme, which breaks the sense
+ Saw "The German Princess" acted, by the woman herself
+ Sent my wife to get a place to see Turner hanged
+ Shakespeare's plays
+ She had the cunning to cry a great while, and talk and blubber
+ She had got and used some puppy-dog water
+ Sheriffs did endeavour to get one jewell
+ Slabbering my band sent home for another
+ So home to prayers and to bed
+ Staid two hours with her kissing her, but nothing more
+ Strange slavery that I stand in to beauty
+ Subject to be put into a disarray upon very small occasions
+ Such open flattery is beastly
+ Talked with Mrs. Lane about persuading her to Hawly
+ Tear all that I found either boyish or not to be worth keeping
+ That hair by hair had his horse's tail pulled off indeed
+ Their saws have no teeth, but it is the sand only
+ There eat and drank, and had my pleasure of her twice
+ There did see Mrs. Lane.....
+ These Lords are hard to be trusted
+ Things wear out of themselves and come fair again
+ Thinks she is with child, but I neither believe nor desire it
+ Till 12 at night, and then home to supper and to bed
+ To my Lord Sandwich, thinking to have dined there
+ Travels over the high hills in Asia above the clouds
+ Up, my mind very light from my last night's accounts
+ Upon a very small occasion had a difference again broke out
+ Very angry we were, but quickly friends again
+ Very high and very foule words from her to me
+ We do nothing in this office like people able to carry on a warr
+ Went against me to have my wife and servants look upon them
+ What wine you drinke, lett it bee at meales
+ What a sorry dispatch these great persons give to business
+ What is there more to be had of a woman than the possessing her
+ Where a trade hath once been and do decay, it never recovers
+ Wherein every party has laboured to cheat another
+ Willing to receive a bribe if it were offered me
+ Would either conform, or be more wise, and not be catched!
+ Would make a dogg laugh
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+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+ MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+
+ 1664 N.S.
+
+January 1st, 1663-64.
+
+Went to bed between 4 and 5 in the morning with my mind in good temper of
+satisfaction and slept till about 8, that many people came to speak with
+me. Among others one came with the best New Year's gift that ever I had,
+namely from Mr. Deering, with a bill of exchange drawn upon himself for
+the payment of L50 to Mr. Luellin. It being for my use with a letter of
+compliment. I am not resolved what or how to do in this business, but I
+conclude it is an extraordinary good new year's gift, though I do not take
+the whole, or if I do then give some of it to Luellin. By and by comes
+Captain Allen and his son Jowles and his wife, who continues pretty still.
+They would have had me set my hand to a certificate for his loyalty, and I
+know not what his ability for any employment. But I did not think it fit,
+but did give them a pleasing denial, and after sitting with me an hour
+they went away. Several others came to me about business, and then being
+to dine at my uncle Wight's I went to the Coffee-house, sending my wife by
+Will, and there staid talking an hour with Coll. Middleton, and others,
+and among other things about a very rich widow, young and handsome, of one
+Sir Nicholas Gold's, a merchant, lately fallen, and of great courtiers
+that already look after her: her husband not dead a week yet. She is
+reckoned worth L80,000. Thence to my uncle Wight's, where Dr. of-----,
+among others, dined, and his wife, a seeming proud conceited woman, I know
+not what to make of her, but the Dr's. discourse did please me very well
+about the disease of the stone, above all things extolling Turpentine,
+which he told me how it may be taken in pills with great ease. There was
+brought to table a hot pie made of a swan I sent them yesterday, given me
+by Mr. Howe, but we did not eat any of it. But my wife and I rose from
+table, pretending business, and went to the Duke's house, the first play I
+have been at these six months, according to my last vowe, and here saw the
+so much cried-up play of "Henry the Eighth;" which, though I went with
+resolution to like it, is so simple a thing made up of a great many
+patches, that, besides the shows and processions in it, there is nothing
+in the world good or well done. Thence mightily dissatisfied back at
+night to my uncle Wight's, and supped with them, but against my stomach
+out of the offence the sight of my aunt's hands gives me, and ending
+supper with a mighty laugh, the greatest I have had these many months, at
+my uncle's being out in his grace after meat, we rose and broke up, and my
+wife and I home and to bed, being sleepy since last night.
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, and there sitting all the morning, and at noon
+to the 'Change, in my going met with Luellin and told him how I had
+received a letter and bill for L50 from Mr. Deering, and delivered it to
+him, which he told me he would receive for me. To which I consented,
+though professed not to desire it if he do not consider himself
+sufficiently able by the service I have done, and that it is rather my
+desire to have nothing till he be further sensible of my service. From
+the 'Change I brought him home and dined with us, and after dinner I took
+my wife out, for I do find that I am not able to conquer myself as to
+going to plays till I come to some new vowe concerning it, and that I am
+now come, that is to say, that I will not see above one in a month at any
+of the publique theatres till the sum of 50s. be spent, and then none
+before New Year's Day next, unless that I do become worth L1000 sooner
+than then, and then am free to come to some other terms, and so leaving
+him in Lombard Street I took her to the King's house, and there met Mr.
+Nicholson, my old colleague, and saw "The Usurper," which is no good play,
+though better than what I saw yesterday. However, we rose unsatisfied,
+and took coach and home, and I to the office late writing letters, and so
+to supper and to bed.
+
+3rd (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then rose and with a fire in my
+chamber staid within all day, looking over and settling my accounts in
+good order, by examining all my books, and the kitchen books, and I find
+that though the proper profit of my last year was but L305, yet I did by
+other gain make it up L444., which in every part of it was unforeseen of
+me, and therefore it was a strange oversight for lack of examining my
+expenses that I should spend L690 this year, but for the time to come I
+have so distinctly settled all my accounts in writing and the particulars
+of all my several layings out, that I do hope I shall hereafter make a
+better judgment of my spendings than ever. I dined with my wife in her
+chamber, she in bed, and then down again and till 11 at night, and broke
+up and to bed with great content, but could not make an end of writing
+over my vows as I purposed, but I am agreed in every thing how to order
+myself for the year to come, which I trust in God will be much for my
+good. So up to prayers and to bed. This evening Sir W. Pen came to
+invite me against next Wednesday, being Twelfth day, to his usual feast,
+his wedding day.
+
+4th. Up betimes, and my wife being ready, and her mayd Besse and the
+girl, I carried them by coach and set them all down in Covent Garden and
+there left them, and I to my Lord Sandwich's lodgings, but he not being
+up, I to the Duke's chamber, and there by and by to his closett, where
+since his lady was ill, a little red bed of velvet is brought for him to
+lie alone, which is a very pretty one. After doing business here, I to my
+Lord's again, and there spoke with him, and he seems now almost friends
+again as he used to be. Here meeting Mr. Pierce, the chyrurgeon, he told
+me among other Court newes, how the Queene is very well again, and the
+King lay with her on Saturday night last; and that she speaks now very
+pretty English, and makes her sense out now and then with pretty phrazes:
+as among others this is mightily cried up; that, meaning to say that she
+did not like such a horse so well as the rest, he being too prancing and
+full of tricks, she said he did make too much vanity. Thence to the Tennis
+Court, after I had spent a little time in Westminster Hall, thinking to
+have met with Mrs. Lane, but I could not and am glad of it, and there saw
+the King play at Tennis and others: but to see how the King's play was
+extolled without any cause at all, was a loathsome sight, though
+sometimes, indeed, he did play very well and deserved to be commended; but
+such open flattery is beastly. Afterwards to St. James's Parke, being
+unwilling to go to spend money at the ordinary, and there spent an hour or
+two, it being a pleasant day, seeing people play at Pell Mell; where it
+pleased me mightily to hear a gallant, lately come from France, swear at
+one of his companions for suffering his man (a spruce blade) to be so
+saucy as to strike a ball while his master was playing on the Mall.
+
+ [When Egerton was Bishop of Durham, he often played at bowls with
+ his guests on the public days. On an occasion of this sort, a
+ visitor happening to cross the lawn, one of the chaplains exclaimed,
+ "You must not shake the green, for the bishop is going to bowl."-B.]
+
+Thence took coach at White Hall and took up my wife, who is mighty sad to
+think of her father, who is going into Germany against the Turkes; but
+what will become of her brother I know not. He is so idle, and out of all
+capacity, I think, to earn his bread. Home and at my office till is at
+night making my solemn vowes for the next year, which I trust in the Lord
+I shall keep, but I fear I have a little too severely bound myself in some
+things and in too many, for I fear I may forget some. But however, I know
+the worst, and shall by the blessing of God observe to perform or pay my
+forfeits punctually. So home and to bed with my mind at rest.
+
+5th. Up and to our office, where we sat all the morning, where my head
+being willing to take in all business whatever, I am afraid I shall over
+clogg myself with it. But however, it is my desire to do my duty and
+shall the willinger bear it. At noon home and to the 'Change, where I met
+with Luellin, who went off with me and parted to meet again at the
+Coffeehouse, but missed. So home and found him there, and Mr. Barrow came
+to speak with me, so they both dined with me alone, my wife not being
+ready, and after dinner I up in my chamber with Barrow to discourse about
+matters of the yard with him, and his design of leaving the place, which I
+am sorry for, and will prevent if I can. He being gone then Luellin did
+give me the L50 from Mr. Deering, which he do give me for my pains in his
+business and what I may hereafter take for him, though there is not the
+least word or deed I have yet been guilty of in his behalf but what I am
+sure has been to the King's advantage and the profit of the service, nor
+ever will. And for this money I never did condition with him or expected
+a farthing at the time when I did do him the service, nor have given any
+receipt for it, it being brought me by Luellin, nor do purpose to give him
+any thanks for it, but will wherein I can faithfully endeavour to see him
+have the privilege of his Patent as the King's merchant. I did give
+Luellin two pieces in gold for a pair of gloves for his kindness herein.
+Then he being gone, I to my office, where busy till late at night, that
+through my room being over confounded in business I could stay there no
+longer, but went home, and after a little supper to bed.
+
+6th (Twelfth day). Up and to my office, where very busy all the morning,
+being indeed over loaded with it through my own desire of doing all I can.
+At noon to the 'Change, but did little, and so home to dinner with my poor
+wife, and after dinner read a lecture to her in Geography, which she takes
+very prettily and with great pleasure to her and me to teach her, and so
+to the office again, where as busy as ever in my life, one thing after
+another, and answering people's business, particularly drawing up things
+about Mr. Wood's masts, which I expect to have a quarrel about with Sir W.
+Batten before it be ended, but I care not. At night home to my wife, to
+supper, discourse, prayers, and to bed. This morning I began a practice
+which I find by the ease I do it with that I shall continue, it saving me
+money and time; that is, to trimme myself with a razer: which pleases me
+mightily.
+
+7th. Up, putting on my best clothes and to the office, where all the
+morning we sat busy, among other things upon Mr. Wood's performance of his
+contract for masts, wherein I was mightily concerned, but I think was
+found all along in the right, and shall have my desire in it to the King's
+advantage. At noon, all of us to dinner to Sir W. Pen's, where a very
+handsome dinner, Sir J. Lawson among others, and his lady and his
+daughter, a very pretty lady and of good deportment, with looking upon
+whom I was greatly pleased, the rest of the company of the women were all
+of our own house, of no satisfaction or pleasure at all. My wife was not
+there, being not well enough, nor had any great mind. But to see how Sir
+W. Pen imitates me in everything, even in his having his chimney piece in
+his dining room the same with that in my wife's closett, and in every
+thing else I perceive wherein he can. But to see again how he was out in
+one compliment: he lets alone drinking any of the ladies' healths that
+were there, my Lady Batten and Lawson, till he had begun with my Lady
+Carteret, who was absent, and that was well enough, and then Mr.
+Coventry's mistresse, at which he was ashamed, and would not have had him
+have drunk it, at least before the ladies present, but his policy, as he
+thought, was such that he would do it. After dinner by coach with Sir G.
+Carteret and Sir J. Minnes by appointment to Auditor Beale's in Salisbury
+Court, and there we did with great content look over some old ledgers to
+see in what manner they were kept, and indeed it was in an extraordinary
+good method, and such as (at least out of design to keep them employed) I
+do persuade Sir J. Minnes to go upon, which will at least do as much good
+it may be to keep them for want of something to do from envying those that
+do something. Thence calling to see whether Mrs. Turner was returned,
+which she is, and I spoke one word only to her, and away again by coach
+home and to my office, where late, and then home to supper and bed.
+
+8th. Up and all the morning at my office and with Sir J. Minnes,
+directing him and Mr. Turner about keeping of their books according to
+yesterday's work, wherein I shall make them work enough. At noon to the
+'Change, and there long, and from thence by appointment took Luellin,
+Mount, and W. Symons, and Mr. Pierce, the chirurgeon, home to dinner with
+me and were merry. But, Lord! to hear how W. Symons do commend and look
+sadly and then talk bawdily and merrily, though his wife was dead but the
+other day, would make a dogg laugh. After dinner I did go in further part
+of kindness to Luellin for his kindness about Deering's L50 which he
+procured me the other day of him. We spent all the afternoon together and
+then they to cards with my wife, who this day put on her Indian blue gowne
+which is very pretty, where I left them for an hour, and to my office, and
+then to them again, and by and by they went away at night, and so I again
+to my office to perfect a letter to Mr. Coventry about Department
+Treasurers, wherein I please myself and hope to give him content and do
+the King service therein. So having done, I home and to teach my wife a
+new lesson in the globes, and to supper, and to bed. We had great
+pleasure this afternoon; among other things, to talk of our old passages
+together in Cromwell's time; and how W. Symons did make me laugh and
+wonder to-day when he told me how he had made shift to keep in, in good
+esteem and employment, through eight governments in one year (the dear
+1659, which were indeed, and he did name them all), and then failed
+unhappy in the ninth, viz. that of the King's coming in. He made good to
+me the story which Luellin did tell me the other day, of his wife upon her
+death-bed; how she dreamt of her uncle Scobell, and did foretell, from
+some discourse she had with him, that she should die four days thence, and
+not sooner, and did all along say so, and did so. Upon the 'Change a
+great talke there was of one Mr. Tryan, an old man, a merchant in
+Lyme-Streete, robbed last night (his man and mayde being gone out after he
+was a-bed), and gagged and robbed of L1050 in money and about L4000 in
+jewells, which he had in his house as security for money. It is believed
+by many circumstances that his man is guilty of confederacy, by their
+ready going to his secret till in his desk, wherein the key of his
+cash-chest lay.
+
+9th. Up (my underlip being mightily swelled, I know not how but by
+overrubbing it, it itching) and to the office, where we sat all the
+morning, and at noon I home to dinner, and by discourse with my wife
+thought upon inviting my Lord Sandwich to a dinner shortly. It will cost
+me at least ten or twelve pounds; but, however, some arguments of prudence
+I have, which however I shall think again upon before I proceed to that
+expence. After dinner by coach I carried my wife and Jane to Westminster,
+leaving her at Mr. Hunt's, and I to Westminster Hall, and there visited
+Mrs. Lane, and by appointment went out and met her at the Trumpet, Mrs.
+Hare's, but the room being damp we went to the Bell tavern, and there I
+had her company, but could not do as I used to do (yet nothing but what
+was honest) . . . . So I to talk about her having Hawley, she told
+me flatly no, she could not love him. I took occasion to enquire of
+Howlett's daughter, with whom I have a mind to meet a little to see what
+mettle the young wench is made of, being very pretty, but she tells me she
+is already betrothed to Mrs. Michell's son, and she in discourse tells me
+more, that Mrs. Michell herself had a daughter before marriage, which is
+now near thirty years old, a thing I could not have believed. Thence
+leading her to the Hall, I took coach and called my wife and her mayd, and
+so to the New Exchange, where we bought several things of our pretty Mrs.
+Dorothy Stacy, a pretty woman, and has the modestest look that ever I saw
+in my life and manner of speech. Thence called at Tom's and saw him
+pretty well again, but has not been currant. So homeward, and called at
+Ludgate, at Ashwell's uncle's, but she was not within, to have spoke to
+her to have come to dress my wife at the time my Lord dines here. So
+straight home, calling for Walsingham's Manuals at my bookseller's to read
+but not to buy, recommended for a pretty book by Sir W. Warren, whose
+warrant however I do not much take till I do read it. So home to supper
+and to bed, my wife not being very well since she came home, being
+troubled with a fainting fit, which she never yet had before since she was
+my wife.
+
+10th (Lord's day). Lay in bed with my wife till 10 or 11 o'clock, having
+been very sleepy all night. So up, and my brother Tom being come to see
+me, we to dinner, he telling me how Mrs. Turner found herself discontented
+with her late bad journey, and not well taken by them in the country, they
+not desiring her coming down, nor the burials of Mr. Edward Pepys's corps
+there. After dinner I to the office, where all the afternoon, and at
+night my wife and I to my uncle Wight's, and there eat some of their swan
+pie, which was good, and I invited them to my house to eat a roasted swan
+on Tuesday next, which after I was come home did make a quarrels between
+my wife and I, because she had appointed a wish to-morrow. But, however,
+we were friends again quickly. So to bed. All our discourse to-night was
+Mr. Tryan's late being robbed; and that Collonell Turner (a mad, swearing,
+confident fellow, well known by all, and by me), one much indebted to this
+man for his very livelihood, was the man that either did or plotted it;
+and the money and things are found in his hand, and he and his wife now in
+Newgate for it; of which we are all glad, so very a known rogue he was.
+
+11th. Waked this morning by 4 o'clock by my wife to call the mayds to
+their wash, and what through my sleeping so long last night and vexation
+for the lazy sluts lying so long again and their great wash, neither my
+wife nor I could sleep one winke after that time till day, and then I rose
+and by coach (taking Captain Grove with me and three bottles of Tent,
+which I sent to Mrs. Lane by my promise on Saturday night last) to White
+Hall, and there with the rest of our company to the Duke and did our
+business, and thence to the Tennis Court till noon, and there saw several
+great matches played, and so by invitation to St. James's; where, at Mr.
+Coventry's chamber, I dined with my Lord Barkeley, Sir G. Carteret, Sir
+Edward Turner, Sir Ellis Layton, and one Mr. Seymour, a fine gentleman;
+were admirable good discourse of all sorts, pleasant and serious. Thence
+after dinner to White Hall, where the Duke being busy at the Guinny
+business, the Duke of Albemarle, Sir W. Rider, Povy, Sir J. Lawson and I
+to the Duke of Albemarle's lodgings, and there did some business, and so
+to the Court again, and I to the Duke of York's lodgings, where the Guinny
+company are choosing their assistants for the next year by ballotting.
+Thence by coach with Sir J. Robinson, Lieutenant of the Tower, he set me
+down at Cornhill, but, Lord! the simple discourse that all the way we
+had, he magnifying his great undertakings and cares that have been upon
+him for these last two years, and how he commanded the city to the content
+of all parties, when the loggerhead knows nothing almost that is sense.
+Thence to the Coffee-house, whither comes Sir W. Petty and Captain Grant,
+and we fell in talke (besides a young gentleman, I suppose a merchant, his
+name Mr. Hill, that has travelled and I perceive is a master in most sorts
+of musique and other things) of musique; the universal character; art of
+memory; Granger's counterfeiting of hands and other most excellent
+discourses to my great content, having not been in so good company a great
+while, and had I time I should covet the acquaintance of that Mr. Hill.
+This morning I stood by the King arguing with a pretty Quaker woman, that
+delivered to him a desire of hers in writing. The King showed her Sir J.
+Minnes, as a man the fittest for her quaking religion, saying that his
+beard was the stiffest thing about him, and again merrily said, looking
+upon the length of her paper, that if all she desired was of that length
+she might lose her desires; she modestly saying nothing till he begun
+seriously to discourse with her, arguing the truth of his spirit against
+hers; she replying still with these words, "O King!" and thou'd him all
+along. The general talke of the towne still is of Collonell Turner, about
+the robbery; who, it is thought, will be hanged. I heard the Duke of York
+tell to-night, how letters are come that fifteen are condemned for the
+late plot by the judges at York; and, among others, Captain Oates, against
+whom it was proved that he drew his sword at his going out, and flinging
+away the scabbard, said that he would either return victor or be hanged.
+So home, where I found the house full of the washing and my wife mighty
+angry about Will's being here to-day talking with her mayds, which she
+overheard, idling of their time, and he telling what a good mayd my old
+Jane was, and that she would never have her like again. At which I was
+angry, and after directing her to beat at least the little girl, I went to
+the office and there reproved Will, who told me that he went thither by my
+wife's order, she having commanded him to come thither on Monday morning.
+Now God forgive me! how apt I am to be jealous of her as to this fellow,
+and that she must needs take this time, when she knows I must be gone out
+to the Duke, though methinks had she that mind she would never think it
+discretion to tell me this story of him, to let me know that he was there,
+much less to make me offended with him, to forbid him coming again. But
+this cursed humour I cannot cool in myself by all the reason I have, which
+God forgive me for, and convince me of the folly of it, and the disquiet
+it brings me. So home, where, God be thanked, when I came to speak to my
+wife my trouble of mind soon vanished, and to bed. The house foul with
+the washing and quite out of order against to-morrow's dinner.
+
+12th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon to
+the 'Change awhile, and so home, getting things against dinner ready, and
+anon comes my uncle Wight and my aunt, with their cozens Mary and Robert,
+and by chance my uncle Thomas Pepys. We had a good dinner, the chief dish
+a swan roasted, and that excellent meate. At, dinner and all day very
+merry. After dinner to cards, where till evening, then to the office a
+little, and to cards again with them, and lost half-a-crowne. They being
+gone, my wife did tell me how my uncle did this day accost her alone, and
+spoke of his hoping she was with child, and kissing her earnestly told her
+he should be very glad of it, and from all circumstances methinks he do
+seem to have some intention of good to us, which I shall endeavour to
+continue more than ever I did yet. So to my office till late, and then
+home to bed, after being at prayers, which is the first time after my late
+vowe to say prayers in my family twice in every week.
+
+13th. Up and to my office a little, and then abroad to many several
+places about business, among others to the geometrical instrument makers,
+and through Bedlam (calling by the way at an old bookseller's and there
+fell into looking over Spanish books and pitched upon some, till I thought
+of my oathe when I was going to agree for them, and so with much ado got
+myself out of the shop glad at my heart and so away) to the African House
+to look upon their book of contracts for several commodities for my
+information in the prices we give in the Navy. So to the Coffee [house]
+where extraordinary good discourse of Dr. Whistler's' upon my question
+concerning the keeping of masts, he arguing against keeping them dry, by
+showing the nature of corruption in bodies and the several ways thereof.
+So to the 'Change, and thence with Sir W. Rider to the Trinity House to
+dinner, and then home and to my office till night, and then with Mr. Bland
+to Sir T. Viner's about pieces of eight for Sir J. Lawson, and so back to
+my office, and there late upon business, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+14th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, and at noon all of us,
+viz., Sir G. Carteret and Sir W. Batten at one end, and Mr. Coventry, Sir
+J. Minnes and I (in the middle at the other end, being taught how to sit
+there all three by my sitting so much the backwarder) at the other end, to
+Sir G. Carteret's, and there dined well. Here I saw Mr. Scott, the
+bastard that married his youngest daughter. Much pleasant talk at table,
+and then up and to the office, where we sat long upon our design of
+dividing the Controller's work into some of the rest of our hands for the
+better doing of it, but he would not yield to it, though the simple man
+knows in his heart that he do not do one part of it. So he taking upon
+him to do it all we rose, I vexed at the heart to see the King's service
+run after this manner, but it cannot be helped. Thence to the Old James
+to the reference about Mr. Bland's business. Sir W. Rider being now added
+to us, and I believe we shall soon come to some determination in it. So
+home and to my office, did business, and then up to Sir W. Pen and did
+express my trouble about this day's business, he not being there, and
+plainly told him what I thought of it, and though I know him a false
+fellow yet I adventured, as I have done often, to tell him clearly my
+opinion of Sir W. Batten and his design in this business, which is very
+bad. Hence home, and after a lecture to my wife in her globes, to prayers
+and to bed.
+
+15th. Up and to my office, where all the morning, and among other things
+Mr. Turner with me, and I did tell him my mind about the Controller his
+master and all the office, and my mind touching himself too, as he did
+carry himself either well or ill to me and my clerks, which I doubt not
+but it will operate well. Thence to the 'Change, and there met my uncle
+Wight, who was very kind to me, and would have had me home with him, and
+so kind that I begin to wonder and think something of it of good to me.
+Thence home to dinner, and after dinner with Mr. Hater by water, and
+walked thither and back again from Deptford, where I did do something
+checking the iron business, but my chief business was my discourse with
+Mr. Hater about what had passed last night and to-day about the office
+business, and my resolution to do him all the good I can therein. So
+home, and my wife tells me that my uncle Wight hath been with her, and
+played at cards with her, and is mighty inquisitive to know whether she is
+with child or no, which makes me wonder what his meaning is, and after all
+my thoughts, I cannot think, unless it be in order to the making his will,
+that he might know how to do by me, and I would to God my wife had told
+him that she was.
+
+16th. Up, and having paid some money in the morning to my uncle Thomas on
+his yearly annuity, to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon
+I to the 'Change about some pieces of eight for Sir J. Lawson. There I
+hear that Collonell Turner is found guilty of felony at the Sessions in
+Mr. Tryan's business, which will save his life. So home and met there J.
+Hasper come to see his kinswoman our Jane. I made much of him and made
+him dine with us, he talking after the old simple manner that he used to
+do. He being gone, I by water to Westminster Hall, and there did see Mrs.
+Lane. . . . So by coach home and to my office, where Browne of the
+Minerys brought me an Instrument made of a Spyral line very pretty for all
+questions in Arithmetique almost, but it must be some use that must make
+me perfect in it. So home to supper and to bed, with my mind 'un peu
+troubled pour ce que fait' to-day, but I hope it will be 'la dernier de
+toute ma vie.'
+
+17th (Lord's day). Up, and I and my wife to church, where Pembleton
+appeared, which, God forgive me, did vex me, but I made nothing of it. So
+home to dinner, and betimes my wife and I to the French church and there
+heard a good sermon, the first time my wife and I were there ever
+together. We sat by three sisters, all pretty women. It was pleasant to
+hear the reader give notice to them, that the children to be catechized
+next Sunday were them of Hounsditch and Blanche Chapiton. Thence home,
+and there found Ashwell come to see my wife (we having called at her
+lodging the other, day to speak with her about dressing my wife when my
+Lord Sandwich dines here), and is as merry as ever, and speaks as
+disconcerned for any difference between us on her going away as ever. She
+being gone, my wife and I to see Sir W. Pen and there supped with him much
+against my stomach, for the dishes were so deadly foule that I could not
+endure to look upon them. So after supper home to prayers and to bed.
+
+18th. Up, being troubled to find my wife so ready to have me go out of
+doors. God forgive me for my jealousy! but I cannot forbear, though God
+knows I have no reason to do so, or to expect her being so true to me as I
+would have her. I abroad to White Hall, where the Court all in mourning
+for the Duchesse of Savoy. We did our business with the Duke, and so I to
+W. Howe at my Lord's lodgings, not seeing my Lord, he being abroad, and
+there I advised with W. Howe about my having my Lord to dinner at my
+house, who likes it well, though it troubles me that I should come to need
+the advice of such a boy, but for the present it is necessary. Here I
+found Mr. Mallard, and had from him a common tune set by my desire to the
+Lyra Vyall, which goes most admirably. Thence home by coach to the
+'Change, after having been at the Coffee-house, where I hear Turner is
+found guilty of felony and burglary; and strange stories of his confidence
+at the barr, but yet great indiscretion in his argueing. All desirous of
+his being hanged. So home and found that Will had been with my wife.
+But, Lord! why should I think any evil of that; and yet I cannot forbear
+it. But upon enquiry, though I found no reason of doubtfulness, yet I
+could not bring my nature to any quiet or content in my wife all day and
+night, nor though I went with her to divert myself at my uncle Wight's,
+and there we played at cards till 12 at night and went home in a great
+shower of rain, it having not rained a great while before. Here was one
+Mr. Benson, a Dutchman, played and supped with us, that pretends to sing
+well, and I expected great matters but found nothing to be pleased with at
+all. So home and to bed, yet troubled in my mind.
+
+19th. Up, without any kindness to my wife, and so to the office, where we
+sat all the morning, and at noon I to the 'Change, and thence to Mr.
+Cutler's with Sir W. Rider to dinner, and after dinner with him to the Old
+James upon our reference of Mr. Bland's, and, having sat there upon the
+business half an hour, broke up, and I home and there found Madame Turner
+and her sister Dike come to see us, and staid chatting till night, and so
+away, and I to my office till very late, and my eyes began to fail me, and
+be in pain which I never felt to now-a-days, which I impute to sitting up
+late writing and reading by candle-light. So home to supper and to bed.
+
+20th. Up and by coach to my Lord Sandwich's, and after long staying till
+his coming down (he not sending for me up, but it may be he did not know I
+was there), he came down, and I walked with him to the Tennis Court, and
+there left him, seeing the King play. At his lodgings this morning there
+came to him Mr. W. Montague's fine lady, which occasioned my Lord's
+calling me to her about some business for a friend of hers preferred to be
+a midshipman at sea. My Lord recommended the whole matter to me. She is a
+fine confident lady, I think, but not so pretty as I once thought her. My
+Lord did also seal a lease for the house he is now taking in Lincoln's Inn
+Fields, which stands him in 250 per annum rent. Thence by water to my
+brother's, whom I find not well in bed, sicke, they think, of a
+consumption, and I fear he is not well, but do not complain, nor desire to
+take anything. From him I visited Mr. Honiwood, who is lame, and to thank
+him for his visit to me the other day, but we were both abroad. So to Mr.
+Commander's in Warwicke Lane, to speak to him about drawing up my will,
+which he will meet me about in a day or two. So to the 'Change and walked
+home, thence with Sir Richard Ford, who told me that Turner is to be
+hanged to-morrow, and with what impudence he hath carried out his trial;
+but that last night, when he brought him newes of his death, he began to
+be sober and shed some tears, and he hopes will die a penitent; he having
+already confessed all the thing, but says it was partly done for a joke,
+and partly to get an occasion of obliging the old man by his care in
+getting him his things again, he having some hopes of being the better by
+him in his estate at his death. Home to dinner, and after dinner my wife
+and I by water, which we have not done together many a day, that is not
+since last summer, but the weather is now very warm, and left her at Axe
+Yard, and I to White Hall, and meeting Mr. Pierce walked with him an hour
+in the Matted Gallery; among other things he tells me that my Lady
+Castlemaine is not at all set by by the King, but that he do doat upon
+Mrs. Stewart only; and that to the leaving of all business in the world,
+and to the open slighting of the Queene; that he values not who sees him
+or stands by him while he dallies with her openly; and then privately in
+her chamber below, where the very sentrys observe his going in and out;
+and that so commonly, that the Duke or any of the nobles, when they would
+ask where the King is, they will ordinarily say, "Is the King above, or
+below?" meaning with Mrs. Stewart: that the King do not openly disown my
+Lady Castlemaine, but that she comes to Court; but that my Lord
+FitzHarding and the Hambletons, and sometimes my Lord Sandwich, they say, have their snaps at her.
+
+ [The three brothers, George Hamilton, James Hamilton, and the Count
+ Antoine Hamilton, author of the "Memoires de Grammont."]
+
+But he says my Lord Sandwich will lead her from her lodgings in the darkest
+and obscurest manner, and leave her at the entrance into the Queene's
+lodgings, that he might be the least observed; that the Duke of Monmouth
+the King do still doat on beyond measure, insomuch that the King only, the
+Duke of York, and Prince Rupert, and the Duke of Monmouth, do now wear
+deep mourning, that is, long cloaks, for the Duchesse of Savoy; so that he
+mourns as a Prince of the Blood, while the Duke of York do no more, and
+all the nobles of the land not so much; which gives great offence, and he
+says the Duke of York do consider. But that the Duke of York do give
+himself up to business, and is like to prove a noble Prince; and so indeed
+I do from my heart think he will. He says that it is believed, as well as
+hoped, that care is taken to lay up a hidden treasure of money by the King
+against a bad day, pray God it be so! but I should be more glad that the
+King himself would look after business, which it seems he do not in the
+least. By and by came by Mr. Coventry, and so we broke off; and he and I
+took a turn or two and so parted, and then my Lord Sandwich came upon me,
+to speak with whom my business of coming again to-night to this ende of
+the town chiefly was, in order to the seeing in what manner he received
+me, in order to my inviting him to dinner to my house, but as well in the
+morning as now, though I did wait upon him home and there offered occasion
+of talk with him, yet he treated me, though with respect, yet as a
+stranger, without any of the intimacy or friendship which he used to do,
+and which I fear he will never, through his consciousness of his faults,
+ever do again. Which I must confess do trouble me above anything in the
+world almost, though I neither do need at present nor fear to need to be
+so troubled, nay, and more, though I do not think that he would deny me
+any friendship now if I did need it, but only that he has not the face to
+be free with me, but do look upon me as a remembrancer of his former
+vanity, and an espy upon his present practices, for I perceive that
+Pickering to-day is great with him again, and that he has done a great
+courtesy for Mr. Pierce, the chirurgeon, to a good value, though both
+these and none but these did I mention by name to my Lord in the business
+which has caused all this difference between my Lord and me. However, I
+am resolved to forbear my laying out my money upon a dinner till I see him
+in a better posture, and by grave and humble, though high deportment, to
+make him think I do not want him, and that will make him the readier to
+admit me to his friendship again, I believe the soonest of anything but
+downright impudence, and thrusting myself, as others do, upon him, which
+yet I cannot do, not [nor] will not endeavour. So home, calling with my
+wife to see my brother again, who was up, and walks up and down the house
+pretty well, but I do think he is in a consumption. Home, troubled in
+mind for these passages with my Lord, but am resolved to better my case in
+my business to make my stand upon my owne legs the better and to lay up as
+well as to get money, and among other ways I will have a good fleece out
+of Creed's coat ere it be long, or I will have a fall. So to my office
+and did some business, and then home to supper and to bed, after I had by
+candlelight shaved myself and cut off all my beard clear, which will make
+my worke a great deal the less in shaving.
+
+21st. Up, and after sending my wife to my aunt Wight's to get a place to
+see Turner hanged, I to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at
+noon going to the 'Change; and seeing people flock in the City, I
+enquired, and found that Turner was not yet hanged. And so I went among
+them to Leadenhall Street, at the end of Lyme Street, near where the
+robbery was done; and to St. Mary Axe, where he lived. And there I got
+for a shilling to stand upon the wheel of a cart, in great pain, above an
+houre before the execution was done; he delaying the time by long
+discourses and prayers one after another, in hopes of a reprieve; but none
+came, and at last was flung off the ladder in his cloake. A comely-looked
+man he was, and kept his countenance to the end: I was sorry to see him.
+It was believed there were at least 12 or 14,000 people in the street. So
+I home all in a sweat, and dined by myself, and after dinner to the Old
+James, and there found Sir W. Rider and Mr. Cutler at dinner, and made a
+second dinner with them, and anon came Mr. Bland and Custos, and Clerke,
+and so we fell to the business of reference, and upon a letter from Mr.
+Povy to Sir W. Rider and I telling us that the King is concerned in it, we
+took occasion to fling off the business from off our shoulders and would
+have nothing to do with it, unless we had power from the King or
+Commissioners of Tangier, and I think it will be best for us to continue
+of that mind, and to have no hand, it being likely to go against the King.
+Thence to the Coffee-house, and heard the full of Turner's discourse on
+the cart, which was chiefly to clear himself of all things laid to his
+charge but this fault, for which he now suffers, which he confesses. He
+deplored the condition of his family, but his chief design was to lengthen
+time, believing still a reprieve would come, though the sheriff advised
+him to expect no such thing, for the King was resolved to grant none.
+After that I had good discourse with a pretty young merchant with mighty
+content. So to my office and did a little business, and then to my aunt
+Wight's to fetch my wife home, where Dr. Burnett did tell me how poorly
+the sheriffs did endeavour to get one jewell returned by Turner, after he
+was convicted, as a due to them, and not to give it to Mr. Tryan, the true
+owner, but ruled against them, to their great dishonour. Though they
+plead it might be another jewell for ought they know and not Tryan's.
+After supper home, and my wife tells me mighty stories of my uncle's fond
+and kind discourses to her to-day, which makes me confident that he has
+thoughts of kindness for us, he repeating his desire for her to be with
+child, for it cannot enter into my head that he should have any unworthy
+thoughts concerning her. After doing some business at my office, I home
+to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+22nd. Up, and it being a brave morning, with a gaily to Woolwich, and
+there both at the Ropeyarde and the other yarde did much business, and
+thence to Greenwich to see Mr. Pett and others value the carved work of
+the "Henrietta" (God knows in an ill manner for the King), and so to
+Deptford, and there viewed Sir W. Petty's vessel; which hath an odd
+appearance, but not such as people do make of it, for I am of the opinion
+that he would never have discoursed so much of it, if it were not better
+than other vessels, and so I believe that he was abused the other day, as
+he is now, by tongues that I am sure speak before they know anything good
+or bad of her. I am sorry to find his ingenuity discouraged so. So home,
+reading all the way a good book, and so home to dinner, and after dinner a
+lesson on the globes to my wife, and so to my office till 10 or 11 o'clock
+at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+23rd. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home
+to dinner, where Mr. Hawly came to see us and dined with us, and after we
+had dined came Mr. Mallard, and after he had eat something, I brought down
+my vyall which he played on, the first maister that ever touched her yet,
+and she proves very well and will be, I think, an admirable instrument.
+He played some very fine things of his owne, but I was afeard to enter too
+far in their commendation for fear he should offer to copy them for me
+out, and so I be forced to give or lend him something. So to the office in
+the evening, whither Mr. Commander came to me, and we discoursed about my
+will, which I am resolved to perfect the next week by the grace of God.
+He being gone, I to write letters and other business late, and so home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+24th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up, and being desirous to
+perform my vowes that I lately made, among others, to be performed this
+month, I did go to my office, and there fell on entering, out of a
+bye-book, part of my second journall-book, which hath lain these two years
+and more unentered. Upon this work till dinner, and after dinner to it
+again till night, and then home to supper, and after supper to read a
+lecture to my wife upon the globes, and so to prayers and to bed. This
+evening also I drew up a rough draught of my last will to my mind.
+
+25th. Up and by coach to Whitehall to my Lord's lodgings, and seeing that
+knowing that I was in the house, my Lord did not nevertheless send for me
+up, I did go to the Duke's lodgings, and there staid while he was making
+ready, in which time my Lord Sandwich came, and so all into his closet and
+did our common business, and so broke up, and I homeward by coach with Sir
+W. Batten, and staid at Warwicke Lane and there called upon Mr. Commander
+and did give him my last will and testament to write over in form, and so
+to the 'Change, where I did several businesses. So home to dinner, and
+after I had dined Luellin came and we set him something to eat, and I left
+him there with my wife, and to the office upon a particular meeting of the
+East India Company, where I think I did the King good service against the
+Company in the business of their sending our ships home empty from the
+Indies contrary to their contract, and yet, God forgive me! I found that
+I could be willing to receive a bribe if it were offered me to conceal my
+arguments that I found against them, in consideration that none of my
+fellow officers, whose duty it is more than mine, had ever studied the
+case, or at this hour do understand it, and myself alone must do it. That
+being done Mr. Povy and Bland came to speak with me about their business
+of the reference, wherein I shall have some more trouble, but cannot help
+it, besides I hope to make some good use of Mr. Povy to my advantage. So
+home after business done at my office, to supper, and then to the globes
+with my wife, and so to bed. Troubled a little in mind that my Lord
+Sandwich should continue this strangeness to me that methinks he shows me
+now a days more than while the thing was fresh.
+
+26th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, after being at the Coffee-house, where I sat by Tom Killigrew,
+who told us of a fire last night in my Lady Castlemaine's lodging, where
+she bid L40 for one to adventure the fetching of a cabinet out, which at
+last was got to be done; and the fire at last quenched without doing much
+wrong. To 'Change and there did much business, so home to dinner, and
+then to the office all the afternoon. And so at night my aunt Wight and
+Mrs. Buggin came to sit with my wife, and I in to them all the evening, my
+uncle coming afterward, and after him Mr. Benson the Dutchman, a frank,
+merry man. We were very merry and played at cards till late and so broke
+up and to bed in good hopes that this my friendship with my uncle and aunt
+will end well.
+
+27th. Up and to the office, and at noon to the Coffeehouse, where I sat
+with Sir G. Ascue
+
+ [Sir George Ayscue or Askew. After his return from his imprisonment
+ he declined to go to sea again, although he was twice afterwards
+ formally appointed. He sat on the court-martial on the loss of the
+ "Defiance" in 1668.]
+
+and Sir William Petty, who in discourse is, methinks, one of the most
+rational men that ever I heard speak with a tongue, having all his notions
+the most distinct and clear, and, among other things (saying, that in all
+his life these three books were the most esteemed and generally cried up
+for wit in the world ("Religio Medici," "Osborne's Advice to a Son,"
+
+ [Francis Osborne, an English writer of considerable abilities and
+ popularity, was the author of "Advice to a Son," in two parts,
+ Oxford, 1656-8, 8vo. He died in 1659. He is the same person
+ mentioned as "My Father Osborne," October 19th, 1661.--B.]
+
+and "Hudibras "), did say that in these--in the two first principally--the
+wit lies, and confirming some pretty sayings, which are generally like
+paradoxes, by some argument smartly and pleasantly urged, which takes with
+people who do not trouble themselves to examine the force of an argument,
+which pleases them in the delivery, upon a subject which they like;
+whereas, as by many particular instances of mine, and others, out of
+Osborne, he did really find fault and weaken the strength of many of
+Osborne's arguments, so as that in downright disputation they would not
+bear weight; at least, so far, but that they might be weakened, and better
+found in their rooms to confirm what is there said. He shewed finely
+whence it happens that good writers are not admired by the present age;
+because there are but few in any age that do mind anything that is
+abstruse and curious; and so longer before any body do put the true
+praise, and set it on foot in the world, the generality of mankind
+pleasing themselves in the easy delights of the world, as eating,
+drinking, dancing, hunting, fencing, which we see the meanest men do the
+best, those that profess it. A gentleman never dances so well as the
+dancing master, and an ordinary fiddler makes better musique for a
+shilling than a gentleman will do after spending forty, and so in all the
+delights of the world almost. Thence to the 'Change, and after doing much
+business, home, taking Commissioner Pett with me, and all alone dined
+together. He told me many stories of the yard, but I do know him so well,
+and had his character given me this morning by Hempson, as well as my own
+too of him before, that I shall know how to value any thing he says either
+of friendship or other business. He was mighty serious with me in
+discourse about the consequence of Sir W. Petty's boat, as the most
+dangerous thing in the world, if it should be practised by endangering our
+losse of the command of the seas and our trade, while the Turkes and
+others shall get the use of them, which, without doubt, by bearing more
+sayle will go faster than any other ships, and, not being of burden, our
+merchants cannot have the use of them and so will be at the mercy of their
+enemies. So that I perceive he is afeard that the honour of his trade
+will down, though (which is a truth) he pretends this consideration to
+hinder the growth of this invention. He being gone my wife and I took
+coach and to Covent Garden, to buy a maske at the French House, Madame
+Charett's, for my wife; in the way observing the streete full of coaches
+at the new play, "The Indian Queene;" which for show, they say, exceeds
+"Henry the Eighth." Thence back to Mrs. Turner's and sat a while with
+them talking of plays and I know not what, and so called to see Tom, but
+not at home, though they say he is in a deep consumption, and Mrs. Turner
+and Dike and they say he will not live two months to an end. So home and
+to the office, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+28th. Up and to the office, where all the morning sitting, and at noon
+upon several things to the 'Change, and thence to Sir G. Carteret's to
+dinner of my own accord, and after dinner with Mr. Wayth down to Deptford
+doing several businesses, and by land back again, it being very cold, the
+boat meeting me after my staying a while for him at an alehouse by
+Redriffe stairs. So home, and took Will coming out of my doors, at which
+I was a little moved, and told my wife of her keeping him from the office
+(though God knows my base jealous head was the cause of it), which she
+seemed troubled at, and that it was only to discourse with her about
+finding a place for her brother. So I to my office late, Mr. Commander
+coming to read over my will in order to the engrossing it, and so he being
+gone I to other business, among others chiefly upon preparing matters
+against Creed for my profit, and so home to supper and bed, being mightily
+troubled with my left eye all this evening from some dirt that is got into
+it.
+
+29th. Up, and after shaving myself (wherein twice now, one after another,
+I have cut myself much, but I think it is from the bluntness of the razor)
+there came Mr. Deane to me and staid with me a while talking about masts,
+wherein he prepared me in several things against Mr. Wood, and also about
+Sir W. Petty's boat, which he says must needs prove a folly, though I do
+not think so unless it be that the King will not have it encouraged. At
+noon, by appointment, comes Mr. Hartlibb and his wife, and a little before
+them Messrs. Langley and Bostocke (old acquaintances of mine at
+Westminster, clerks), and after shewing them my house and drinking they
+set out by water, my wife and I with them down to Wapping on board the
+"Crowne," a merchantman, Captain Floyd, a civil person. Here was
+Vice-Admiral Goodson, whom the more I know the more I value for a serious
+man and staunch. Here was Whistler the flagmaker, which vexed me, but it
+mattered not. Here was other sorry company and the discourse poor, so
+that we had no pleasure there at all, but only to see and bless God to
+find the difference that is now between our condition and that heretofore,
+when we were not only much below Hartlibb in all respects, but even these
+two fellows above named, of whom I am now quite ashamed that ever my
+education should lead me to such low company, but it is God's goodness
+only, for which let him be praised. After dinner I. broke up and with my
+wife home, and thence to the Fleece in Cornhill, by appointment, to meet
+my Lord Marlborough, a serious and worthy gentleman, who, after doing our
+business, about the company, he and they began to talk of the state of the
+Dutch in India, which is like to be in a little time without any controll;
+for we are lost there, and the Portuguese as bad. Thence to the
+Coffee-house, where good discourse, specially of Lt.-Coll. Baron touching
+the manners of the Turkes' Government, among whom he lived long. So to my
+uncle Wight's, where late playing at cards, and so home.
+
+30th. Up, and a sorry sermon of a young fellow I knew at Cambridge; but
+the day kept solemnly for the King's murder, and all day within doors
+making up my Brampton papers, and in the evening Mr. Commander came and we
+made perfect and signed and sealed my last will and testament, which is so
+to my mind, and I hope to the liking of God Almighty, that I take great
+joy in myself that it is done, and by that means my mind in a good
+condition of quiett. At night to supper and to bed. This evening, being
+in a humour of making all things even and clear in the world, I tore some
+old papers; among others, a romance which (under the title of "Love a
+Cheate ") I begun ten years ago at Cambridge; and at this time reading it
+over to-night I liked it very well, and wondered a little at myself at my
+vein at that time when I wrote it, doubting that I cannot do so well now
+if I would try.
+
+31st (Lord's day). Up, and in my chamber all day long (but a little at
+dinner) settling all my Brampton accounts to this day in very good order,
+I having obliged myself by oathe to do that and some other things within
+this month, and did also perfectly prepare a state of my estate and
+annexed it to my last will and testament, which now is perfect, and,
+lastly, I did make up my monthly accounts, and find that I have gained
+above L50 this month clear, and so am worth L858 clear, which is the
+greatest sum I ever yet was master of, and also read over my usual vowes,
+as I do every Lord's day, but with greater seriousness than ordinary, and
+I do hope that every day I shall see more and more the pleasure of looking
+after my business and laying up of money, and blessed be God for what I
+have already been enabled by his grace to do. So to supper and to bed
+with my mind in mighty great ease and content, but my head very full of
+thoughts and business to dispatch this next month also, and among others
+to provide for answering to the Exchequer for my uncle's being
+Generall-Receiver in the year 1647, which I am at present wholly unable to
+do, but I must find time to look over all his papers.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ FEBRUARY
+ 1663-1664
+
+February 1st. Up (my maids rising early this morning to washing), and
+being ready I found Mr. Strutt the purser below with 12 bottles of sacke,
+and tells me (which from Sir W. Batten I had heard before) how young Jack
+Davis has railed against Sir W. Batten for his endeavouring to turn him
+out of his place, at which for the fellow's sake, because it will likely
+prove his ruin, I am sorry, though I do believe he is a very arch rogue. I
+took Strutt by coach with me to White Hall, where I set him down, and I to
+my Lord's, but found him gone out betimes to the Wardrobe, which I am glad
+to see that he so attends his business, though it troubles me that my
+counsel to my prejudice must be the cause of it. They tell me that he
+goes into the country next week, and that the young ladies come up this
+week before the old lady. Here I hear how two men last night, justling
+for the wall about the New Exchange, did kill one another, each thrusting
+the other through; one of them of the King's Chappell, one Cave, and the
+other a retayner of my Lord Generall Middleton's. Thence to White Hall;
+where, in the Duke's chamber, the King came and stayed an hour or two
+laughing at Sir W. Petty, who was there about his boat; and at Gresham
+College in general; at which poor Petty was, I perceive, at some loss; but
+did argue discreetly, and bear the unreasonable follies of the King's
+objections and other bystanders with great discretion; and offered to take
+oddes against the King's best boates; but the King would not lay, but
+cried him down with words only. Gresham College he mightily laughed at,
+for spending time only in weighing of ayre, and doing nothing else since
+they sat. Thence to Westminster Hall, and there met with diverse people,
+it being terme time. Among others I spoke with Mrs. Lane, of whom I
+doubted to hear something of the effects of our last meeting about a
+fortnight or three weeks ago, but to my content did not. Here I met with
+Mr. Pierce, who tells me of several passages at Court, among others how
+the King, coming the other day to his Theatre to see "The Indian Queene"
+(which he commends for a very fine thing), my Lady Castlemaine was in the
+next box before he came; and leaning over other ladies awhile to whisper
+to the King, she rose out of the box and went into the King's, and set
+herself on the King's right hand, between the King and the Duke of York;
+which, he swears, put the King himself, as well as every body else, out of
+countenance; and believes that she did it only to show the world that she
+is not out of favour yet, as was believed. Thence with Alderman Maynell
+by his coach to the 'Change, and there with several people busy, and so
+home to dinner, and took my wife out immediately to the King's Theatre, it
+being a new month, and once a month I may go, and there saw "The Indian
+Queene" acted; which indeed is a most pleasant show, and beyond my
+expectation; the play good, but spoiled with the ryme, which breaks the
+sense. But above my expectation most, the eldest Marshall did do her part
+most excellently well as I ever heard woman in my life; but her voice not
+so sweet as Ianthe's; but, however, we came home mightily contented. Here
+we met Mr. Pickering and his mistress, Mrs. Doll Wilde; he tells me that
+the business runs high between the Chancellor and my Lord Bristoll against
+the Parliament; and that my Lord Lauderdale and Cooper open high against
+the Chancellor; which I am sorry for. In my way home I 'light and to the
+Coffee-house, where I heard Lt. Coll. Baron tell very good stories of his
+travels over the high hills in Asia above the clouds, how clear the heaven
+is above them, how thicke like a mist the way is through the cloud that
+wets like a sponge one's clothes, the ground above the clouds all dry and
+parched, nothing in the world growing, it being only a dry earth, yet not
+so hot above as below the clouds. The stars at night most delicate bright
+and a fine clear blue sky, but cannot see the earth at any time through
+the clouds, but the clouds look like a world below you. Thence home and
+to supper, being hungry, and so to the office, did business, specially
+about Creed, for whom I am now pretty well fitted, and so home to bed.
+This day in Westminster Hall W. Bowyer told me that his father is dead
+lately, and died by being drowned in the river, coming over in the night;
+but he says he had not been drinking. He was taken with his stick in his
+hand and cloake over his shoulder, as ruddy as before he died. His horse
+was taken overnight in the water, hampered in the bridle, but they were so
+silly as not to look for his master till the next morning, that he was
+found drowned.
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, where, though Candlemas day, Mr. Coventry and
+Sir W. Pen and I all the morning, the others being at a survey at
+Deptford. At noon by coach to the 'Change with Mr. Coventry, thence to
+the Coffee-house with Captain Coeke, who discoursed well of the good
+effects in some kind of a Dutch warr and conquest (which I did not
+consider before, but the contrary) that is, that the trade of the world is
+too little for us two, therefore one must down: 2ndly, that though our
+merchants will not be the better husbands by all this, yet our wool will
+bear a better price by vaunting of our cloths, and by that our tenants
+will be better able to pay rents, and our lands will be more worth, and
+all our owne manufactures, which now the Dutch outvie us in; that he
+thinks the Dutch are not in so good a condition as heretofore because of
+want of men always, and now from the warrs against the Turke more than
+ever. Then to the 'Change again, and thence off to the Sun Taverne with
+Sir W. Warren, and with him discoursed long, and had good advice, and
+hints from him, and among other things he did give me a payre of gloves
+for my wife wrapt up in paper, which I would not open, feeling it hard;
+but did tell him that my wife should thank him, and so went on in
+discourse. When I came home, Lord! in what pain I was to get my wife out
+of the room without bidding her go, that I might see what these gloves
+were; and, by and by, she being gone, it proves a payre of white gloves
+for her and forty pieces in good gold, which did so cheer my heart, that I
+could eat no victuals almost for dinner for joy to think how God do bless
+us every day more and more, and more yet I hope he will upon the increase
+of my duty and endeavours. I was at great losse what to do, whether tell
+my wife of it or no, which I could hardly forbear, but yet I did and will
+think of it first before I do, for fear of making her think me to be in a
+better condition, or in a better way of getting money, than yet I am.
+After dinner to the office, where doing infinite of business till past to
+at night to the comfort of my mind, and so home with joy to supper and to
+bed. This evening Mr. Hempson came and told me how Sir W, Batten his
+master will not hear of continuing him in his employment as Clerk of the
+Survey at Chatham, from whence of a sudden he has removed him without any
+new or extraordinary cause, and I believe (as he himself do in part write,
+and J. Norman do confess) for nothing but for that he was twice with me
+the other day and did not wait upon him. So much he fears me and all that
+have to do with me. Of this more in the Mem. Book of my office upon this
+day, there I shall find it.
+
+3rd. Up, and after a long discourse with my cozen Thomas Pepys, the
+executor, I with my wife by coach to Holborn, where I 'light, and she to
+her father's, I to the Temple and several places, and so to the 'Change,
+where much business, and then home to dinner alone; and so to the Mitre
+Taverne by appointment (and there met by chance with W. Howe come to buy
+wine for my Lord against his going down to Hinchingbroke, and I private
+with him a great while discoursing of my Lord's strangeness to me; but he
+answers that I have no reason to think any such thing, but that my Lord is
+only in general a more reserved man than he was before) to meet Sir W.
+Rider and Mr. Clerke, and there after much ado made an end, giving Mr.
+Custos L202 against Mr. Bland, which I endeavoured to bring down but could
+not, and think it is well enough ended for Mr. Bland for all that. Thence
+by coach to fetch my wife from her brother's, and found her gone home.
+Called at Sir Robert Bernard's about surrendering my estate in reversion
+to the use of my life, which will be done, and at Roger Pepys, who was
+gone to bed in pain of a boyle that he could not sit or stand. So home,
+where my wife is full of sad stories of her good-natured father and
+roguish brother, who is going for Holland and his wife, to be a soldier.
+And so after a little at the office to bed. This night late coming in my
+coach, coming up Ludgate Hill, I saw two gallants and their footmen taking
+a pretty wench, which I have much eyed, lately set up shop upon the hill,
+a seller of riband and gloves. They seek to drag her by some force, but
+the wench went, and I believe had her turn served, but, God forgive me!
+what thoughts and wishes I had of being in their place. In Covent Garden
+to-night, going to fetch home my wife, I stopped at the great
+Coffee-house' there, where I never was before; where Dryden the poet (I
+knew at Cambridge), and all the wits of the town, and Harris the player,
+and Mr. Hoole of our College. And had I had time then, or could at ether
+times, it will be good coming thither, for there, I perceive, is very
+witty and pleasant discourse. But I could not tarry, and as it was late,
+they were all ready to go away.
+
+4th. Up and to the office, where after a while sitting, I left the board
+upon pretence of serious business, and by coach to Paul's School, where I
+heard some good speeches of the boys that were to be elected this year.
+Thence by and by with Mr. Pullen and Barnes (a great Non-Conformist) with
+several others of my old acquaintance to the Nag's Head Taverne, and there
+did give them a bottle of sacke, and away again and I to the School, and
+up to hear the upper form examined; and there was kept by very many of the
+Mercers, Clutterbucke, a Barker, Harrington, and others; and with great
+respect used by them all, and had a noble dinner. Here they tell me, that
+in Dr. Colett's will he says that he would have a Master found for the
+School that hath good skill in Latin, and (if it could be) one that had
+some knowledge of the Greeke; so little was Greeke known here at that
+time. Dr. Wilkins and one Mr. Smallwood, Posers. After great pleasure
+there, and specially to Mr. Crumlum, so often to tell of my being a
+benefactor to the School, I to my bookseller's and there spent an hour
+looking over Theatrum Urbium and Flandria illustrata, with excellent cuts,
+with great content. So homeward, and called at my little milliner's,
+where I chatted with her, her husband out of the way, and a mad merry slut
+she is. So home to the office, and by and by comes my wife home from the
+burial of Captain Grove's wife at Wapping (she telling me a story how her
+mayd Jane going into the boat did fall down and show her arse in the
+boat), and alone comes my uncle Wight and Mr. Maes with the state of their
+case, which he told me very discreetly, and I believe is a very hard one,
+and so after drinking a bottle of ale or two they gone, and I a little
+more to the office, and so home to prayers and to bed. This evening I
+made an end of my letter to Creed about his pieces of eight, and sent it
+away to him. I pray God give good end to it to bring me some money, and
+that duly as from him.
+
+5th. Up, and down by water, a brave morning, to Woolwich, and there spent
+an houre or two to good purpose, and so walked to Greenwich and thence to
+Deptford, where I found (with Sir W. Batten upon a survey) Sir J. Minnes,
+Sir W. Pen, and my Lady Batten come down and going to dinner. I dined with
+them, and so after dinner by water home, all the way going and coming
+reading "Faber Fortunae," which I can never read too often. At home a
+while with my wife, and so to my office, where till 8 o'clock, and then
+home to look over some Brampton papers, and my uncle's accounts as
+Generall-Receiver of the County for 1647 of our monthly assessment, which,
+contrary to my expectation, I found in such good order and so, thoroughly
+that I did not expect, nor could have thought, and that being done, having
+seen discharges for every farthing of money he received, I went to bed
+late with great quiett.
+
+6th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and so at noon
+to the 'Change, where I met Mr. Coventry, the first time I ever saw him
+there, and after a little talke with him and other merchants, I up and
+down about several businesses, and so home, whither came one Father
+Fogourdy, an Irish priest, of my wife's and her mother's acquaintance in
+France, a sober, discreet person, but one that I would not have converse
+with my wife for fear of meddling with her religion, but I like the man
+well. Thence with my wife abroad, and left her at Tom's, while I abroad
+about several businesses and so back to her, myself being vexed to find at
+my first coming Tom abroad, and all his books, papers, and bills loose
+upon the open table in the parlour, and he abroad, which I ranted at him
+for when he came in. Then by coach home, calling at my cozen Scott's, who
+(she) lies dying, they say, upon a miscarriage. My wife could not be
+admitted to see her, nor anybody. At home to the office late writing
+letters, and then home to supper and to bed. Father Fogourdy confirms to
+me the newes that for certain there is peace between the Pope and King of
+France.
+
+7th (Lord's day). Up and to church, and thence home, my wife being ill
+. . . kept her bed all day, and I up and dined by her bedside, and then
+all the afternoon till late at night writing some letters of business to
+my father stating of matters to him in general of great import, and other
+letters to ease my mind in the week days that I have not time to think of,
+and so up to my wife, and with great mirth read Sir W. Davenant's two
+speeches in dispraise of London and Paris, by way of reproach one to
+another, and so to prayers and to bed.
+
+8th. Up, and by coach called upon Mr. Phillips, and after a little talk
+with him away to my Lord Sandwich's, but he being gone abroad, I staid a
+little and talked with Mr. Howe, and so to Westminster in term time, and
+there met Mr. Pierce, who told me largely how the King still do doat upon
+his women, even beyond all shame; and that the good Queen will of herself
+stop before she goes sometimes into her dressing-room, till she knows
+whether the King be there, for fear he should be, as she hath sometimes
+taken him, with Mrs. Stewart; and that some of the best parts of the
+Queen's joynture are, contrary to faith, and against the opinion of my
+Lord Treasurer and his Council, bestowed or rented, I know not how, to my
+Lord Fitz-Harding and Mrs. Stewart, and others of that crew that the King
+do doat infinitely upon the Duke of Monmouth, apparently as one that he
+intends to have succeed him. God knows what will be the end of it! After
+he was gone I went and talked with Mrs. Lane about persuading her to
+Hawly, and think she will come on, which I wish were done, and so to Mr.
+Howlett and his wife, and talked about the same, and they are mightily for
+it, and I bid them promote it, for I think it will be for both their goods
+and my content. But I was much pleased to look upon their pretty
+daughter, which is grown a pretty mayd, and will make a fine modest woman.
+Thence to the 'Change by coach, and after some business done, home to
+dinner, and thence to Guildhall, thinking to have heard some pleading, but
+there were no Courts, and so to Cade's, the stationer, and there did look
+upon some pictures which he promised to give me the buying of, but I found
+he would have played the Jacke with me, but at last he did proffer me what
+I expected, and I have laid aside L10 or L12 worth, and will think of it,
+but I am loth to lay out so much money upon them. So home a little vexed
+in my mind to think how to-day I was forced to compliment W. Howe and
+admit myself to an equality with Mr. Moore, which is come to challenge in
+his discourse with me, but I will admit it no more, but let me stand or
+fall, I will show myself as strange to them as my Lord do himself to me.
+After at the office till 9 o'clock, I home in fear of some pain by taking
+cold, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+9th. Up and to the office, where sat all the morning. At noon by coach
+with Mr. Coventry to the 'Change, where busy with several people. Great
+talke of the Dutch proclaiming themselves in India, Lords of the Southern
+Seas, and deny traffick there to all ships but their owne, upon pain of
+confiscation; which makes our merchants mad. Great doubt of two ships of
+ours, the "Greyhound" and another, very rich, coming from the Streights,
+for fear of the Turkes. Matters are made up between the Pope and the King
+of France; so that now all the doubt is, what the French will do with
+their armies. Thence home, and there found Captain Grove in mourning for
+his wife, and Hawly, and they dined with me. After dinner, and Grove
+gone, Hawly and I talked of his mistress, Mrs. Lane, and I seriously
+advising him and inquiring his condition, and do believe that I shall
+bring them together. By and by comes Mr. Moore, with whom much good
+discourse of my Lord, and among other things told me that my Lord is
+mightily altered, that is, grown very high and stately, and do not admit
+of any to come into his chamber to him, as heretofore, and that I must not
+think much of his strangeness to me, for it was the same he do to every
+body, and that he would not have me be solicitous in the matter, but keep
+off and give him now and then a visit and no more, for he says he himself
+do not go to him now a days but when he sends for him, nor then do not
+stay for him if he be not there at the hour appointed, for, says he, I do
+find that I can stand upon my own legs and I will not by any over
+submission make myself cheap to any body and contemptible, which was the
+doctrine of the world that I lacked most, and shall follow it. I
+discoursed with him about my money that my Lord hath, and the L1000 that I
+stand bound with him in, to my cozen Thomas Pepys, in both which I will
+get myself at liberty as soon as I can; for I do not like his being angry
+and in debt both together to me; and besides, I do not perceive he looks
+after paying his debts, but runs farther and farther in. He being gone,
+my wife and I did walk an houre or two above in our chamber, seriously
+talking of businesses. I told her my Lord owed me L700, and shewed her
+the bond, and how I intended to carry myself to my Lord. She and I did
+cast about how to get Captain Grove for my sister, in which we are mighty
+earnest at present, and I think it would be a good match, and will
+endeavour it. So to my office a while, then home to supper and to bed.
+
+10th. Up, and by coach to my Lord Sandwich, to his new house, a fine
+house, but deadly dear, in Lincoln's Inne Fields, where I found and spoke
+a little to him. He is high and strange still, but did ask me how my wife
+did, and at parting remembered him to his cozen, which I thought was
+pretty well, being willing to flatter myself that in time he will be well
+again. Thence home straight and busy all the forenoon, and at noon with
+Mr. Bland to Mr. Povy's, but he being at dinner and full of company we
+retreated and went into Fleet Street to a friend of his, and after a long
+stay, he telling me the long and most perplexed story of Coronell and
+Bushell's business of sugars, wherein Parke and Green and Mr. Bland and 40
+more have been so concerned about the King of Portugal's duties, wherein
+every party has laboured to cheat another, a most pleasant and profitable
+story to hear, and in the close made me understand Mr. Maes' business
+better than I did before. By and by dinner came, and after dinner and
+good discourse that and such as I was willing for improvement sake to
+hear, I went away too to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier, where I
+took occasion to demand of Creed whether he had received my letter, and he
+told me yes, and that he would answer it, which makes me much wonder what
+he means to do with me, but I will be even with him before I have done,
+let him make as light of it as he will. Thence to the Temple, where my
+cozen Roger Pepys did show me a letter my Father wrote to him last Terme
+to shew me, proposing such things about Sturtlow and a portion for Pall,
+and I know not what, that vexes me to see him plotting how to put me to
+trouble and charge, and not thinking to pay our debts and legacys, but I
+will write him a letter will persuade him to be wiser. So home, and
+finding my wife abroad (after her coming home from being with my aunt
+Wight to-day to buy Lent provisions) gone with Will to my brother's, I
+followed them by coach, but found them not, for they were newly gone home
+from thence, which troubled me. I to Sir Robert Bernard's chamber, and
+there did surrender my reversion in Brampton lands to the use of my will,
+which I was glad to have done, my will being now good in all parts.
+Thence homewards, calling a little at the Coffee-house, where a little
+merry discourse, and so home, where I found my wife, who says she went to
+her father's to be satisfied about her brother, who I found at my house
+with her. He is going this next tide with his wife into Holland to seek
+his fortune. He had taken his leave of us this morning. I did give my
+wife 10s. to give him, and a coat that I had by me, a close-bodied
+light-coloured cloth coat, with a gold edgeing in each seam, that was the
+lace of my wife's best pettycoat that she had when I married her. I staid
+not there, but to my office, where Stanes the glazier was with me till to
+at night making up his contract, and, poor man, I made him almost mad
+through a mistake of mine, but did afterwards reconcile all, for I would
+not have the man that labours to serve the King so cheap above others
+suffer too much. He gone I did a little business more, and so home to
+supper and to bed, being now pretty well again, the weather being warm.
+My pain do leave me without coming to any great excesse, but my cold that
+I had got I suppose was not very great, it being only the leaving of my
+wastecoat unbuttoned one morning.
+
+11th. Up, after much pleasant discourse with my wife, and to the office,
+where we sat all the morning, and did much business, and some much to my
+content by prevailing against Sir W. Batten for the King's profit. At
+noon home to dinner, my wife and I hand to fist to a very fine pig. This
+noon Mr. Falconer came and visited my wife, and brought her a present, a
+silver state-cup and cover, value about L3 or L4, for the courtesy I did
+him the other day. He did not stay dinner with me. I am almost sorry for
+this present, because I would have reserved him for a place to go in
+summer a-visiting at Woolwich with my wife.
+
+12th. Up, and ready, did find below Mr. Creed's boy with a letter from
+his master for me. So I fell to reading it, and it is by way of stating
+the case between S. Pepys and J. Creed most excellently writ, both showing
+his stoutness and yet willingness to peace, reproaching me yet flattering
+me again, and in a word in as good a manner as I think the world could
+have wrote, and indeed put me to a greater stand than ever I thought I
+could have been in this matter. All the morning thinking how to behave
+myself in the business, and at noon to the Coffee-house; thence by his
+appointment met him upon the 'Change, and with him back to the
+Coffee-house, where with great seriousness and strangeness on both sides
+he said his part and I mine, he sometimes owning my favour and assistance,
+yet endeavouring to lessen it, as that the success of his business was not
+wholly or very much to be imputed to that assistance: I to alledge the
+contrary, and plainly to tell him that from the beginning I never had it
+in my mind to do him all that kindnesse for nothing, but he gaining 5 or
+L600, I did expect a share of it, at least a real and not a complimentary
+acknowledgment of it. In fine I said nothing all the while that I need
+fear he can do me more hurt with them than before I spoke them. The most
+I told him was after we were come to a peace, which he asked me whether he
+should answer the Board's letter or no. I told him he might forbear it a
+while and no more. Then he asked how the letter could be signed by them
+without their much enquiry. I told him it was as I worded it and nothing
+at all else of any moment, whether my words be ever hereafter spoken of
+again or no. So that I have the same neither better nor worse force over
+him that I had before, if he should not do his part. And the peace
+between us was this: Says he after all, well, says he, I know you will
+expect, since there must be some condescension, that it do become me to
+begin it, and therefore, says he, I do propose (just like the interstice
+between the death of the old and the coming in of the present king, all
+the time is swallowed up as if it had never been) so our breach of
+friendship may be as if it had never been, that I should lay aside all
+misapprehensions of him or his first letter, and that he would reckon
+himself obliged to show the same ingenuous acknowledgment of my love and
+service to him as at the beginning he ought to have done, before by my
+first letter I did (as he well observed) put him out of a capacity of
+doing it, without seeming to do it servilely, and so it rests, and I shall
+expect how he will deal with me. After that I began to be free, and both
+of us to discourse of other things, and he went home with me and dined
+with me and my wife and very pleasant, having a good dinner and the
+opening of my lampry (cutting a notch on one side), which proved very
+good. After dinner he and I to Deptford, walking all the way, where we
+met Sir W. Petty and I took him back, and I got him to go with me to his
+vessel and discourse it over to me, which he did very well, and then
+walked back together to the waterside at Redriffe, with good discourse all
+the way. So Creed and I by boat to my house, and thence to coach with my
+wife and called at Alderman Backewell's and there changed Mr. Falconer's
+state-cup, that he did give us the other day, for a fair tankard. The cup
+weighed with the fashion L5 16s., and another little cup that Joyce Norton
+did give us 17s., both L6 13s.; for which we had the tankard, which came
+to L6 10s., at 5s. 7d. per oz., and 3s. in money, and with great content
+away thence to my brother's, Creed going away there, and my brother
+bringing me the old silk standard that I lodged there long ago, and then
+back again home, and thence, hearing that my uncle Wight had been at my
+house, I went to him to the Miter, and there with him and Maes, Norbury,
+and Mr. Rawlinson till late eating some pot venison (where the Crowne
+earthen pot pleased me mightily), and then homewards and met Mr. Barrow,
+so back with him to the Miter and sat talking about his business of his
+discontent in the yard, wherein sometimes he was very foolish and pettish,
+till 12 at night, and so went away, and I home and up to my wife a-bed,
+with my mind ill at ease whether I should think that I had by this made
+myself a bad end by missing the certainty of L100 which I proposed to
+myself so much, or a good one by easing myself of the uncertain good
+effect but the certain trouble and reflection which must have fallen on me
+if we had proceeded to a public dispute, ended besides embarking myself
+against my Lord, who (which I had forgot) had given him his hand for the
+value of the pieces of eight at his rates which were all false, which by
+the way I shall take heed to the giving of my Lord notice of it hereafter
+whenever he goes out again.
+
+13th. Up, and after I had told my wife in the morning in bed the passages
+yesterday with Creed my head and heart was mightily lighter than they were
+before, and so up and to the office, and thence, after sitting, at 11
+o'clock with Mr. Coventry to the African House, and there with Sir W.
+Ryder by agreement we looked over part of my Lord Peterborough's accounts,
+these being by Creed and Vernaty. Anon down to dinner to a table which
+Mr. Coventry keeps here, out of his L300 per annum as one of the
+Assistants to the Royall Company, a very pretty dinner, and good company,
+and excellent discourse, and so up again to our work for an hour till the
+Company came to having a meeting of their own, and so we broke up and
+Creed and I took coach and to Reeves, the perspective glass maker, and
+there did indeed see very excellent microscopes, which did discover a
+louse or mite or sand most perfectly and largely. Being sated with that
+we went away (yet with a good will were it not for my obligation to have
+bought one) and walked to the New Exchange, and after a turn or two and
+talked I took coach and home, and so to my office, after I had been with
+my wife and saw her day's work in ripping the silke standard, which we
+brought home last night, and it will serve to line a bed, or for twenty
+uses, to our great content. And there wrote fair my angry letter to my
+father upon that that he wrote to my cozen Roger Pepys, which I hope will
+make him the more carefull to trust to my advice for the time to come
+without so many needless complaints and jealousys, which are troublesome
+to me because without reason.
+
+14th (Lord's day). Up and to church alone, where a lazy sermon of Mr.
+Mills, upon a text to introduce catechizing in his parish, which I
+perceive he intends to begin. So home and very pleasant with my wife at
+dinner. All the afternoon at my office alone doing business, and then in
+the evening after a walk with my wife in the garden, she and I to my uncle
+Wight's to supper, where Mr. Norbury, but my uncle out of tune, and after
+supper he seemed displeased mightily at my aunt's desiring [to] put off a
+copper kettle, which it seems with great study he had provided to boil
+meat in, and now she is put in the head that it is not wholesome, which
+vexed him, but we were very merry about it, and by and by home, and after
+prayers to bed.
+
+15th. Up, and carrying my wife to my Lord's lodgings left her, and I to
+White Hall, to the Duke; where he first put on a periwigg to-day; but
+methought his hair cut short in order thereto did look very prettily of
+itself, before he put on his periwigg.
+
+ [Charles II. followed his brother in the use of the periwig in the
+ following April.]
+
+Thence to his closet and there did our business, and thence Mr. Coventry
+and I down to his chamber and spent a little time, and so parted, and I
+took my wife homeward, I stopping at the Coffee-house, and thence a while
+to the 'Change, where great newes of the arrivall of two rich ships, the
+Greyhound and another, which they were mightily afeard of, and great
+insurance given, and so home to dinner, and after an houre with my wife at
+her globes, I to the office, where very busy till 11 at night, and so home
+to supper and to bed. This afternoon Sir Thomas Chamberlin came to the
+office to me, and showed me several letters from the East Indys, showing
+the height that the Dutch are come to there, showing scorn to all the
+English, even in our only Factory there of Surat, beating several men, and
+hanging the English Standard St. George under the Dutch flagg in scorn;
+saying, that whatever their masters do or say at home, they will do what
+they list, and will be masters of all the world there; and have so
+proclaimed themselves Soveraigne of all the South Seas; which certainly
+our King cannot endure, if the Parliament will give him money. But I doubt
+and yet do hope they will not yet, till we are more ready for it.
+
+16th. Up and to the office, where very busy all the morning, and most
+with Mr. Wood, I vexing him about his masts. At noon to the 'Change a
+little and thence brought Mr. Barrow to dinner with me, where I had a
+haunch of venison roasted, given me yesterday, and so had a pretty dinner,
+full of discourse of his business, wherein the poor man is mightily
+troubled, and I pity him in it, but hope to get him some ease. He being
+gone I to the office, where very busy till night, that my uncle Wight and
+Mr. Maes came to me, and after discourse about Maes' business to supper
+very merry, but my mind upon my business, and so they being gone I to my
+Vyall a little, which I have not done some months, I think, before, and
+then a little to my office, at 11 at night, and so home and to bed.
+
+17th. Up, and with my wife, setting her down by her father's in Long
+Acre, in so ill looked a place, among all the whore houses, that I was
+troubled at it, to see her go thither. Thence I to White Hall and there
+walked up and down talking with Mr. Pierce, who tells me of the King's
+giving of my Lord Fitz-Harding two leases which belong indeed to the
+Queene, worth L20,000 to him; and how people do talk of it, and other
+things of that nature which I am sorry to hear. He and I walked round the
+Park with great pleasure, and back again, and finding no time to speak
+with my Lord of Albemarle, I walked to the 'Change and there met my wife
+at our pretty Doll's, and so took her home, and Creed also whom I met
+there, and sent her hose, while Creed and I staid on the 'Change, and by
+and by home and dined, where I found an excellent mastiffe, his name
+Towser, sent me by a chyrurgeon. After dinner I took my wife again by
+coach (leaving Creed by the way going to Gresham College, of which he is
+now become one of the virtuosos) and to White Hall, where I delivered a
+paper about Tangier to my Lord Duke of Albemarle in the council chamber,
+and so to Mrs. Hunt's to call my wife, and so by coach straight home, and
+at my office till 3 o'clock in the morning, having spent much time this
+evening in discourse with Mr. Cutler, who tells me how the Dutch deal with
+us abroad and do not value us any where, and how he and Sir W. Rider have
+found reason to lay aside Captain Cocke in their company, he having played
+some indiscreet and unfair tricks with them, and has lost himself every
+where by his imposing upon all the world with the conceit he has of his
+own wit, and so has, he tells me, Sir R. Ford also, both of whom are very
+witty men. He being gone Sir W. Rider came and staid with me till about
+12 at night, having found ourselves work till that time, about
+understanding the measuring of Mr. Wood's masts, which though I did so
+well before as to be thought to deal very hardly against Wood, yet I am
+ashamed I understand it no better, and do hope yet, whatever be thought of
+me, to save the King some more money, and out of an impatience to breake
+up with my head full of confused confounded notions, but nothing brought
+to a clear comprehension, I was resolved to sit up and did till now it is
+ready to strike 4 o'clock, all alone, cold, and my candle not enough left
+to light me to my owne house, and so, with my business however brought to
+some good understanding, and set it down pretty clear, I went home to bed
+with my mind at good quiet, and the girl sitting up for me (the rest all
+a-bed). I eat and drank a little, and to bed, weary, sleepy, cold, and my
+head akeing.
+
+18th. Called up to the office and much against my will I rose, my head
+aching mightily, and to the office, where I did argue to good purpose for
+the King, which I have been fitting myself for the last night against Mr.
+Wood about his masts, but brought it to no issue. Very full of business
+till noon, and then with Mr. Coventry to the African House, and there fell
+to my Lord Peterborough's accounts, and by and by to dinner, where
+excellent discourse, Sir G. Carteret and others of the African Company
+with us, and then up to the accounts again, which were by and by done, and
+then I straight home, my head in great pain, and drowsy, so after doing a
+little business at the office I wrote to my father about sending him the
+mastiff was given me yesterday. I home and by daylight to bed about 6
+o'clock and fell to sleep, wakened about 12 when my wife came to bed, and
+then to sleep again and so till morning, and then:
+
+19th. Up in good order in my head again and shaved myself, and then to
+the office, whither Mr. Cutler came, and walked and talked with me a great
+while; and then to the 'Change together; and it being early, did tell me
+several excellent examples of men raised upon the 'Change by their great
+diligence and saving; as also his owne fortune, and how credit grew upon
+him; that when he was not really worth L1100, he had credit for L100,000
+of Sir W. Rider how he rose; and others. By and by joyned with us Sir
+John Bankes; who told us several passages of the East India Company; and
+how in his very case, when there was due to him and Alderman Mico L64,000
+from the Dutch for injury done to them in the East Indys, Oliver presently
+after the peace, they delaying to pay them the money, sent them word, that
+if they did not pay them by such a day, he would grant letters of mark to
+those merchants against them; by which they were so fearful of him, they
+did presently pay the money every farthing. By and by, the 'Change
+filling, I did many businesses, and about 2 o'clock went off with my uncle
+Wight to his house, thence by appointment we took our wives (they by coach
+with Mr. Mawes) and we on foot to Mr. Jaggard, a salter, in Thames Street,
+for whom I did a courtesy among the poor victuallers, his wife, whom long
+ago I had seen, being daughter to old Day, my uncle Wight's master, is a
+very plain woman, but pretty children they have. They live methought at
+first in but a plain way, but afterward I saw their dinner, all fish,
+brought in very neatly, but the company being but bad I had no great
+pleasure in it. After dinner I to the office, where we should have met
+upon business extraordinary, but business not coming we broke up, and I
+thither again and took my wife; and taking a coach, went to visit my Ladys
+Jemimah and Paulina Montagu, and Mrs. Elizabeth Dickering, whom we find at
+their father's new house
+
+ [The Earl of Sandwich had just moved to a house in Lincoln's Inn
+ Fields. Elizabeth Dickering, who afterwards married John Creed, was
+ niece to Lord Sandwich.]
+
+in Lincolne's Inn Fields; but the house all in dirt. They received us
+well enough; but I did not endeavour to carry myself over familiarly with
+them; and so after a little stay, there coming in presently after us my
+Lady Aberguenny and other ladies, we back again by coach, and visited, my
+wife did, my she cozen Scott, who is very ill still, and thence to
+Jaggard's again, where a very good supper and great store of plate; and
+above all after supper Mrs. Jaggard did at my entreaty play on the Vyall,
+but so well as I did not think any woman in England could and but few
+Maisters, I must confess it did mightily surprise me, though I knew
+heretofore that she could play, but little thought so well. After her I
+set Maes to singing, but he did it so like a coxcomb that I was sick of
+him. About 11 at night I carried my aunt home by coach, and then home
+myself, having set my wife down at home by the way. My aunt tells me they
+are counted very rich people, worth at least 10 or L12,000, and their
+country house all the yeare long and all things liveable, which mightily
+surprises me to think for how poore a man I took him when I did him the
+courtesy at our office. So after prayers to bed, pleased at nothing all
+the day but Mrs. Jaggard playing on the Vyall, and that was enough to make
+me bear with all the rest that did not content me.
+
+20th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon to
+the 'Change with Mr. Coventry and thence home to dinner, after dinner by a
+gaily down to Woolwich, where with Mr. Falconer, and then at the other
+yard doing some business to my content, and so walked to Greenwich, it
+being a very fine evening and brought right home with me by water, and so
+to my office, where late doing business, and then home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+21st. (Lord's day). Up, and having many businesses at the office to-day I
+spent all the morning there drawing up a letter to Mr. Coventry about
+preserving of masts, being collections of my own, and at noon home to
+dinner, whither my brother Tom comes, and after dinner I took him up and
+read my letter lately of discontent to my father, and he is seemingly
+pleased at it, and cries out of my sister's ill nature and lazy life
+there. He being gone I to my office again, and there made an end of my
+morning's work, and then, after reading my vows of course, home and back
+again with Mr. Maes and walked with him talking of his business in the
+garden, and he being gone my wife and I walked a turn or two also, and
+then my uncle Wight fetching of us, she and I to his house to supper, and
+by the way calling on Sir G. Carteret to desire his consent to my bringing
+Maes to him, which he agreed to. So I to my uncle's, but staid a great
+while vexed both of us for Maes not coming in, and soon he came, and I
+with him from supper to Sir G. Carteret, and there did largely discourse
+of the business, and I believe he may expect as much favour as he can do
+him, though I fear that will not be much. So back, and after sitting
+there a good while, we home, and going my wife told me how my uncle when
+he had her alone did tell her that he did love her as well as ever he did,
+though he did not find it convenient to show it publicly for reasons on
+both sides, seeming to mean as well to prevent my jealousy as his wife's,
+but I am apt to think that he do mean us well, and to give us something if
+he should die without children. So home to prayers and to bed. My wife
+called up the people to washing by four o'clock in the morning; and our
+little girl Susan is a most admirable Slut and pleases us mightily, doing
+more service than both the others and deserves wages better.
+
+22nd. Up and shaved myself, and then my wife and I by coach out, and I
+set her down by her father's, being vexed in my mind and angry with her
+for the ill-favoured place, among or near the whore houses, that she is
+forced to come to him. So left her there, and I to Sir Th. Warwick's but
+did not speak with him. Thence to take a turn in St. James's Park, and
+meeting with Anth. Joyce walked with him a turn in the Pell Mell and so
+parted, he St. James's ward and I out to Whitehall ward, and so to a
+picture-sellers by the Half Moone in the street over against the Exchange,
+and there looked over the maps of several cities and did buy two books of
+cities stitched together cost me 9s. 6d., and when I came home thought of
+my vowe, and paid 5s. into my poor box for it, hoping in God that I shall
+forfeit no more in that kind. Thence, meeting Mr. Moore, and to the
+Exchange and there found my wife at pretty Doll's, and thence by coach set
+her at my uncle Wight's, to go with my aunt to market once more against
+Lent, and I to the Coffee-house, and thence to the 'Change, my chief
+business being to enquire about the manner of other countries keeping of
+their masts wet or dry, and got good advice about it, and so home, and
+alone ate a bad, cold dinner, my people being at their washing all day,
+and so to the office and all the afternoon upon my letter to Mr. Coventry
+about keeping of masts, and ended it very well at night and wrote it fair
+over. This evening came Mr. Alsopp the King's brewer, with whom I spent
+an houre talking and bewailing the posture of things at present; the King
+led away by half-a-dozen men, that none of his serious servants and
+friends can come at him. These are Lauderdale, Buckingham, Hamilton,
+Fitz-Harding (to whom he hath, it seems, given L2,000 per annum in the
+best part of the King's estate); and that that the old Duke of Buckingham
+could never get of the King. Progers is another, and Sir H. Bennett. He
+loves not the Queen at all, but is rather sullen to her; and she, by all
+reports, incapable of children. He is so fond of the Duke of Monmouth,
+that every body admires it; and he says the Duke hath said, that he would
+be the death of any man that says the King was not married to his mother:
+though Alsopp says, it is well known that she was a common whore before
+the King lay with her. But it seems, he says, that the King is mighty
+kind to these his bastard children; and at this day will go at midnight to
+my Lady Castlemaine's nurses, and take the child and dance it in his arms:
+that he is not likely to have his tables up again in his house,--[The
+tables at which the king dined in public.-B.]--for the crew that are about
+him will not have him come to common view again, but keep him obscurely
+among themselves. He hath this night, it seems, ordered that the Hall
+(which there is a ball to be in to-night before the King) be guarded, as
+the Queen-Mother's is, by his Horse Guards; whereas heretofore they were
+by the Lord Chamberlain or Steward, and their people. But it is feared
+they will reduce all to the soldiery, and all other places taken away; and
+what is worst of all, that he will alter the present militia, and bring
+all to a flying army. That my Lord Lauderdale, being Middleton's enemy,
+and one that scorns the Chancellor even to open affronts before the King,
+hath got the whole power of Scotland into his hand; whereas the other day
+he was in a fair way to have had his whole estate, and honour, and life,
+voted away from him. That the King hath done himself all imaginable wrong
+in the business of my Lord Antrim, in Ireland; who, though he was the head
+of rebels, yet he by his letter owns to have acted by his father's and
+mother's, and his commissions; but it seems the truth is, he hath obliged
+himself, upon the clearing of his estate, to settle it upon a daughter of
+the Queene-Mother's (by my Lord Germin, I suppose,) in marriage, be it to
+whom the Queene pleases; which is a sad story. It seems a daughter of the
+Duke of Lenox's was, by force, going to be married the other day at
+Somerset House, to Harry Germin; but she got away and run to the King, and
+he says he will protect her. She is, it seems, very near akin to the King:
+Such mad doings there are every day among them! The rape upon a woman at
+Turnstile the other day, her husband being bound in his shirt, they both
+being in bed together, it being night, by two Frenchmen, who did not only
+lye with her but abused her with a linke, is hushed up for L300, being the
+Queen Mother's servants. There was a French book in verse, the other day,
+translated and presented to the Duke of Monmouth in such a high stile,
+that the Duke of York, he tells me, was mightily offended at it. The Duke
+of Monmouth's mother's brother hath a place at Court; and being a Welchman
+(I think he told me) will talk very broad of the King's being married to
+his sister. The King did the other day, at the Council, commit my Lord
+Digby's' chaplin, and steward, and another servant, who went upon the
+process begun there against their lord, to swear that they saw him at
+church, end receive the Sacrament as a Protestant, (which, the judges
+said, was sufficient to prove him such in the eye of the law); the King, I
+say, did commit them all to the Gate-house, notwithstanding their pleading
+their dependance upon him, and the faith they owed him as their lord,
+whose bread they eat. And that the King should say, that he would soon
+see whether he was King, or Digby. That the Queene-Mother hath outrun
+herself in her expences, and is now come to pay very ill, or run in debt;
+the money being spent that she received for leases. He believes there is
+not any money laid up in bank, as I told him some did hope; but he says,
+from the best informers he can assure me there is no such thing, nor any
+body that should look after such a thing; and that there is not now above
+L80,000 of the Dunkirke money left in stock. That Oliver in the year when
+he spent L1,400,000 in the Navy, did spend in the whole expence of the
+kingdom L2,600,000. That all the Court are mad for a Dutch war; but both
+he and I did concur, that it was a thing rather to be dreaded than hoped
+for; unless by the French King's falling upon Flanders, they and the Dutch
+should be divided. That our Embassador had, it is true, an audience; but
+in the most dishonourable way that could be; for the Princes of the Blood
+(though invited by our Embassador, which was the greatest absurdity that
+ever Embassador committed these 400 years) were not there; and so were not
+said to give place to our King's Embassador. And that our King did openly
+say, the other day in the Privy Chamber, that he would not be hectored out
+of his right and preeminencys by the King of France, as great as he was.
+That the Pope is glad to yield to a peace with the French (as the
+newes-book says), upon the basest terms that ever was. That the talke
+which these people about our King, that I named before, have, is to tell
+him how neither privilege of Parliament nor City is any thing; but his
+will is all, and ought to be so: and their discourse, it seems, when they
+are alone, is so base and sordid, that it makes the eares of the very
+gentlemen of the back-stairs (I think he called them) to tingle to hear it
+spoke in the King's hearing; and that must be very bad indeed. That my
+Lord Digby did send to Lisbon a couple of priests, to search out what they
+could against the Chancellor concerning the match, as to the point of his
+knowing before-hand that the Queene was not capable of bearing children;
+and that something was given her to make her so. But as private as they
+were, when they came thither they were clapped up prisoners. That my Lord
+Digby endeavours what he can to bring the business into the House of
+Commons, hoping there to master the Chancellor, there being many enemies
+of his there; but I hope the contrary. That whereas the late King did
+mortgage 'Clarendon' to somebody for L20,000, and this to have given it to
+the Duke of Albemarle, and he sold it to my Lord Chancellor, whose title
+of Earldome is fetched from thence; the King hath this day sent his order
+to the Privy Seale for the payment of this L20,000 to my Lord Chancellor,
+to clear the mortgage! Ireland in a very distracted condition about the
+hard usage which the Protestants meet with, and the too good which the
+Catholiques. And from altogether, God knows my heart, I expect nothing
+but ruine can follow, unless things are better ordered in a little time.
+He being gone my wife came and told me how kind my uncle Wight had been to
+her to-day, and that though she says that all his kindness comes from
+respect to her she discovers nothing but great civility from him, yet but
+what she says he otherwise will tell me, but to-day he told her plainly
+that had she a child it should be his heir, and that should I or she want
+he would be a good friend to us, and did give my wife instructions to
+consent to all his wife says at any time, she being a pettish woman, which
+argues a design I think he has of keeping us in with his wife in order to
+our good sure, and he declaring her jealous of him that so he dares not
+come to see my wife as otherwise he would do and will endeavour to do. It
+looks strange putting all together, but yet I am in hopes he means well.
+My aunt also is mighty open to my wife and tells her mighty plain how her
+husband did intend to double her portion to her at his death as a
+jointure. That he will give presently L100 to her niece Mary and a good
+legacy at his death, and it seems did as much to the other sister, which
+vexed [me] to think that he should bestow so much upon his wife's friends
+daily as he do, but it cannot be helped for the time past, and I will
+endeavour to remedy it for the time to come. After all this discourse
+with my wife at my office alone, she home to see how the wash goes on and
+I to make an end of my work, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+23rd. Up, it being Shrove Tuesday, and at the office sat all the morning,
+at noon to the 'Change and there met with Sir W. Rider, and of a sudden
+knowing what I had at home, brought him and Mr. Cutler and Mr. Cooke,
+clerk to Mr. Secretary Morrice, a sober and pleasant man, and one that I
+knew heretofore, when he was my Lord 's secretary at Dunkirke. I made
+much of them and had a pretty dinner for a sudden. We talked very
+pleasantly, and they many good discourses of their travels abroad. After
+dinner they gone, I to my office, where doing many businesses very late,
+but to my good content to see how I grow in estimation every day more and
+more, and have things given more oftener than I used to have formerly, as
+to have a case of very pretty knives with agate shafts by Mrs. Russell. So
+home and to bed. This day, by the blessing of God, I have lived
+thirty-one years in the world; and, by the grace of God, I find myself not
+only in good health in every thing, and particularly as to the stone, but
+only pain upon taking cold, and also in a fair way of coming to a better
+esteem and estate in the world, than ever I expected. But I pray God give
+me a heart to fear a fall, and to prepare for it!
+
+24th (Ash-Wednesday). Up and by water, it being a very fine morning, to
+White Hall, and there to speak with Sir Ph. Warwicke, but he was gone out
+to chappell, so I spent much of the morning walking in the Park, and going
+to the Queene's chappell, where I staid and saw their masse, till a man
+came and bid me go out or kneel down: so I did go out. And thence to
+Somerset House; and there into the chappell, where Monsieur d'Espagne used
+to preach. But now it is made very fine, and was ten times more crouded
+than the Queene's chappell at St. James's; which I wonder at. Thence down
+to the garden of Somerset House, and up and down the new building, which
+in every respect will be mighty magnificent and costly. I staid a great
+while talking with a man in the garden that was sawing of a piece of
+marble, and did give him 6d. to drink. He told me much of the nature and
+labour of the worke, how he could not saw above 4 inches of the stone in a
+day, and of a greater not above one or two, and after it is sawed, then it
+is rubbed with coarse and then with finer and finer sand till they come to
+putty, and so polish it as smooth as glass. Their saws have no teeth, but
+it is the sand only which the saw rubs up and down that do the thing.
+Thence by water to the Coffee-house, and there sat with Alderman Barker
+talking of hempe and the trade, and thence to the 'Change a little, and so
+home and dined with my wife, and then to the office till the evening, and
+then walked a while merrily with my wife in the garden, and so she gone, I
+to work again till late, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+25th. Up and to the office, where we sat, and thence with Mr. Coventry by
+coach to the glasshouse and there dined, and both before and after did my
+Lord Peterborough's accounts. Thence home to the office, and there did
+business till called by Creed, and with him by coach (setting my wife at
+my brother's) to my Lord's, and saw the young ladies, and talked a little
+with them, and thence to White Hall, a while talking but doing no
+business, but resolved of going to meet my Lord tomorrow, having got a
+horse of Mr. Coventry to-day. So home, taking up my wife, and after doing
+something at my office home, God forgive me, disturbed in my mind out of
+my jealousy of my wife tomorrow when I am out of town, which is a hell to
+my mind, and yet without all reason. God forgive me for it, and mend
+me. So home, and getting my things ready for me, weary to bed.
+
+26th. Up, and after dressing myself handsomely for riding, I out, and by
+water to Westminster, to Mr. Creed's chamber, and after drinking some
+chocolate, and playing on the vyall, Mr. Mallard being there, upon Creed's
+new vyall, which proves, methinks, much worse than mine, and, looking upon
+his new contrivance of a desk and shelves for books, we set out from an
+inne hard by, whither Mr. Coventry's horse was carried, and round about
+the bush through bad ways to Highgate. Good discourse in the way had
+between us, and it being all day a most admirable pleasant day, we, upon
+consultation, had stopped at the Cocke, a mile on this side Barnett, being
+unwilling to put ourselves to the charge or doubtful acceptance of any
+provision against my Lord's coming by, and there got something and dined,
+setting a boy to look towards Barnett Hill, against their coming; and
+after two or three false alarms, they come, and we met the coach very
+gracefully, and I had a kind receipt from both Lord and Lady as I could
+wish, and some kind discourse, and then rode by the coach a good way, and
+so fell to discoursing with several of the people, there being a dozen
+attending the coach, and another for the mayds and parson. Among others
+talking with W. Howe, he told me how my Lord in his hearing the other day
+did largely tell my Lord Peterborough and Povy (who went with them down to
+Hinchinbrooke) how and when he discarded Creed, and took me to him, and
+that since the Duke of York has several times thanked him for me, which
+did not a little please me, and anon I desiring Mr. Howe to tell me upon
+[what] occasion this discourse happened, he desired me to say nothing of
+it now, for he would not have my Lord to take notice of our being
+together, but he would tell me another time, which put me into some
+trouble to think what he meant by it. But when we came to my Lord's
+house, I went in; and whether it was my Lord's neglect, or general
+indifference, I know not, but he made me no kind of compliment there; and,
+methinks, the young ladies look somewhat highly upon me. So I went away
+without bidding adieu to anybody, being desirous not to be thought too
+servile. But I do hope and believe that my Lord do yet value me as high
+as ever, though he dare not admit me to the freedom he once did, and that
+my Lady is still the same woman. So rode home and there found my uncle
+Wight. 'Tis an odd thing as my wife tells me his caressing her and coming
+on purpose to give her visits, but I do not trouble myself for him at all,
+but hope the best and very good effects of it. He being gone I eat
+something and my wife. I told all this day's passages, and she to give me
+very good and rational advice how to behave myself to my Lord and his
+family, by slighting every body but my Lord and Lady, and not to seem to
+have the least society or fellowship with them, which I am resolved to do,
+knowing that it is my high carriage that must do me good there, and to
+appear in good clothes and garbe. To the office, and being weary, early
+home to bed.
+
+27th. Up, but weary, and to the office, where we sat all the morning.
+Before I went to the office there came Bagwell's wife to me to speak for
+her husband. I liked the woman very well and stroked her under the chin,
+but could not find in my heart to offer anything uncivil to her, she
+being, I believe, a very modest woman. At noon with Mr. Coventry to the
+African house, and to my Lord Peterborough's business again, and then to
+dinner, where, before dinner, we had the best oysters I have seen this
+year, and I think as good in all respects as ever I eat in my life. I eat
+a great many. Great, good company at dinner, among others Sir Martin
+Noell, who told us the dispute between him, as farmer of the Additional
+Duty, and the East India Company, whether callicos be linnen or no; which
+he says it is, having been ever esteemed so: they say it is made of cotton
+woole, and grows upon trees, not like flax or hempe. But it was carried
+against the Company, though they stand out against the verdict. Thence
+home and to the office, where late, and so home to supper and to bed, and
+had a very pleasing and condescending answer from my poor father to-day in
+answer to my angry discontentful letter to him the other day, which
+pleases me mightily.
+
+28th (Lord's day). Up and walked to Paul's; and by chance it was an
+extraordinary day for the Readers of the Inns of Court and all the
+Students to come to church, it being an old ceremony not used these
+twenty-five years, upon the first Sunday in Lent. Abundance there was of
+Students, more than there was room to seat but upon forms, and the Church
+mighty full. One Hawkins preached, an Oxford man. A good sermon upon
+these words: "But the wisdom from above is first pure, then peaceable."
+Both before and after sermon I was most impatiently troubled at the Quire,
+the worst that ever I heard. But what was extraordinary, the Bishop of
+London, who sat there in a pew, made a purpose for him by the pulpitt, do
+give the last blessing to the congregation; which was, he being a comely
+old man, a very decent thing, methought. The Lieutenant of the Tower, Sir
+J. Robinson, would needs have me by coach home with him, and sending word
+home to my house I did go and dine with him, his ordinary table being very
+good, and his lady a very high-carriaged but comely big woman; I was
+mightily pleased with her. His officers of his regiment dined with him.
+No discourse at table to any purpose, only after dinner my Lady would
+needs see a boy which was represented to her to be an innocent country boy
+brought up to towne a day or two ago, and left here to the wide world, and
+he losing his way fell into the Tower, which my Lady believes, and takes
+pity on him, and will keep him; but though a little boy and but young, yet
+he tells his tale so readily and answers all questions so wittily, that
+for certain he is an arch rogue, and bred in this towne; but my Lady will
+not believe it, but ordered victuals to be given him, and I think will
+keep him as a footboy for their eldest son. After dinner to chappell in
+the Tower with the Lieutenant, with the keyes carried before us, and the
+Warders and Gentleman-porter going before us. And I sat with the
+Lieutenant in his pew, in great state, but slept all the sermon. None, it
+seems, of the prisoners in the Tower that are there now, though they may,
+will come to prayers there. Church being done, I back to Sir John's house
+and there left him and home, and by and by to Sir W. Pen, and staid a
+while talking with him about Sir J. Minnes his folly in his office, of
+which I am sicke and weary to speak of it, and how the King is abused in
+it, though Pen, I know, offers the discourse only like a rogue to get it
+out of me, but I am very free to tell my mind to him, in that case being
+not unwilling he should tell him again if he will or any body else.
+Thence home, and walked in the garden by brave moonshine with my wife
+above two hours, till past 8 o'clock, then to supper, and after prayers to
+bed.
+
+29th. Up and by coach with Sir W. Pen to Charing Cross, and there I
+'light, and to Sir Phillip Warwick to visit him and discourse with him
+about navy business, which I did at large and he most largely with me, not
+only about the navy but about the general Revenue of England, above two
+hours, I think, many staying all the while without, but he seemed to take
+pains to let me either understand the affairs of the Revenue or else to be
+a witness of his pains and care in stating it. He showed me indeed many
+excellent collections of the State of the Revenue in former Kings and the
+late times, and the present. He showed me how the very Assessments
+between 1643 and 1659, which were taxes (besides Excise, Customes,
+Sequestrations, Decimations, King and Queene's and Church Lands, or any
+thing else but just the Assessments), come to above fifteen millions. He
+showed me a discourse of his concerning the Revenues of this and foreign
+States. How that of Spayne was great, but divided with his kingdoms, and
+so came to little. How that of France did, and do much exceed ours before
+for quantity; and that it is at the will of the Prince to tax what he will
+upon his people; which is not here. That the Hollanders have the best
+manner of tax, which is only upon the expence of provisions, by an excise;
+and do conclude that no other tax is proper for England but a pound-rate,
+or excise upon the expence of provisions. He showed me every particular
+sort of payment away of money, since the King's coming in, to this day;
+and told me, from one to one, how little he hath received of profit from
+most of them; and I believe him truly. That the L1,200,000 which the
+Parliament with so much ado did first vote to give the King, and since
+hath been reexamined by several committees of the present Parliament, is
+yet above L300,000 short of making up really to the King the L1,200,000,
+as by particulars he showed me.
+
+ [A committee was appointed in September, 1660, to consider the
+ subject of the King's revenue, and they "reported to the Commons that
+ the average revenue of Charles I., from 1637 to 1641 inclusive, had
+ been L895,819, and the average expenditure about L1,110,000. At
+ that time prices were lower and the country less burthened with navy
+ and garrisons, among which latter Dunkirk alone now cost more than
+ L100,000 a year. It appeared, therefore, that the least sum to
+ which the King could be expected to 'conform his expense' was
+ L1,200,000." Burnet writes, "It was believed that if two millions
+ had been asked he could have carried it. But he (Clarendon) had no
+ mind to put the King out of the necessity of having recourse to his
+ Parliament."--Lister's Life of Clarendon, vol. ii., pp. 22, 23.]
+
+And in my Lord Treasurer's excellent letter to the King upon this subject,
+he tells the King how it was the spending more than the revenue that did
+give the first occasion of his father's ruine, and did since to the
+rebels; who, he says, just like Henry the Eighth, had great and sudden
+increase of wealth, but yet, by overspending, both died poor; and further
+tells the King how much of this L1,200,000 depends upon the life of the
+Prince, and so must be renewed by Parliament again to his successor; which
+is seldom done without parting with some of the prerogatives of the
+Crowne; or if denied and he persists to take it of the people, it gives
+occasion to a civill war, which may, as it did in the late business of
+tonnage and poundage, prove fatal to the Crowne. He showed me how many
+ways the Lord Treasurer did take before he moved the King to farme the
+Customes in the manner he do, and the reasons that moved him to do it. He
+showed the a very excellent argument to prove, that our importing lesse
+than we export, do not impoverish the kingdom, according to the received
+opinion: which, though it be a paradox, and that I do not remember the
+argument, yet methought there was a great deale in what he said. And upon
+the whole I find him a most exact and methodicall man, and of great
+industry: and very glad that he thought fit to show me all this; though I
+cannot easily guess the reason why he should do it to me, unless from the
+plainness that he sees I use to him in telling him how much the King may
+suffer for our want of understanding the case of our Treasury. Thence to
+White Hall (where my Lord Sandwich was, and gave me a good countenance, I
+thought), and before the Duke did our usual business, and so I about
+several businesses in the house, and then out to the Mewes with Sir W.
+Pen. But in my way first did meet with W. Howe, who did of himself advise
+me to appear more free with my Lord and to come to him, for my own
+strangeness he tells me he thinks do make my Lord the worse. At the Mewes
+Sir W. Pen and Mr. Baxter did shew me several good horses, but Pen, which
+Sir W. Pen did give the Duke of York, was given away by the Duke the other
+day to a Frenchman, which Baxter is cruelly vexed at, saying that he was
+the best horse that he expects a great while to have to do with. Thence I
+to the 'Change, and thence to a Coffee-house with Sir W. Warren, and did
+talk much about his and Wood's business, and thence homewards, and in my
+way did stay to look upon a fire in an Inneyard in Lumbard Streete. But,
+Lord! how the mercers and merchants who had warehouses there did carry
+away their cloths and silks. But at last it was quenched, and I home to
+dinner, and after dinner carried my wife and set her and her two mayds in
+Fleete Streete to buy things, and I to White Hall to little purpose, and
+so to Westminster Hall, and there talked with Mrs. Lane and Howlett, but
+the match with Hawly I perceive will not take, and so I am resolved wholly
+to avoid occasion of further ill with her. Thence by water to Salsbury
+Court, and found my wife, by agreement, at Mrs. Turner's, and after a
+little stay and chat set her and young Armiger down in Cheapside, and so
+my wife and I home. Got home before our mayds, who by and by came with a
+great cry and fright that they had like to have been killed by a coach;
+but, Lord! to see how Jane did tell the story like a foole and a
+dissembling fanatique, like her grandmother, but so like a changeling,
+would make a man laugh to death almost, and yet be vexed to hear her. By
+and by to the office to make up my monthly accounts, which I make up
+to-night, and to my great content find myself worth eight hundred and
+ninety and odd pounds, the greatest sum I ever yet knew, and so with a
+heart at great case to bed.
+
+ ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:
+
+ A mad merry slut she is
+ A real and not a complimentary acknowledgment
+ At least 12 or 14,000 people in the street (to see the hanging)
+ Bearing more sayle will go faster than any other ships (multihull)
+ But the wench went, and I believe had her turn served
+ Chatted with her, her husband out of the way
+ Could not saw above 4 inches of the stone in a day
+ Do look upon me as a remembrancer of his former vanity
+ Fear of making her think me to be in a better condition
+ Few in any age that do mind anything that is abstruse
+ God forgive me! what thoughts and wishes I had
+ Good writers are not admired by the present
+ Hear something of the effects of our last meeting (pregnancy?)
+ I do not like his being angry and in debt both together to me
+ I will not by any over submission make myself cheap
+ Ireland in a very distracted condition
+ Jane going into the boat did fall down and show her arse
+ King is mighty kind to these his bastard children
+ King still do doat upon his women, even beyond all shame
+ Mankind pleasing themselves in the easy delights of the world
+ Play good, but spoiled with the ryme, which breaks the sense
+ Pleased to look upon their pretty daughter
+ Pray God give me a heart to fear a fall, and to prepare for it!
+ Pretty sayings, which are generally like paradoxes
+ Ryme, which breaks the sense
+ Sent my wife to get a place to see Turner hanged
+ Sheriffs did endeavour to get one jewell
+ So home to prayers and to bed
+ Such open flattery is beastly
+ Talked with Mrs. Lane about persuading her to Hawly
+ Their saws have no teeth, but it is the sand only
+ There did see Mrs. Lane
+ Travels over the high hills in Asia above the clouds
+ Wherein every party has laboured to cheat another
+ Willing to receive a bribe if it were offered me
+ Would make a dogg laugh
+
+
+
+
+
+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+ MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ MARCH
+ 1663-1664
+
+March 1st. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at
+noon to the 'Change, and after much business and meeting my uncle Wight,
+who told me how Mr. Maes had like to have been trapanned yesterday, but
+was forced to run for it; so with Creed and Mr. Hunt home to dinner, and
+after a good and pleasant dinner, Mr. Hunt parted, and I took Mr. Creed
+and my wife and down to Deptford, it being most pleasant weather, and
+there till night discoursing with the officers there about several things,
+and so walked home by moonshine, it being mighty pleasant, and so home,
+and I to my office, where late about getting myself a thorough
+understanding in the business of masts, and so home to bed, my left eye
+being mightily troubled with rheum.
+
+2nd. Up, my eye mightily out of order with the rheum that is fallen down
+into it, however, I by coach endeavoured to have waited on my Lord
+Sandwich, but meeting him in Chancery Lane going towards the City I
+stopped and so fairly walked home again, calling at St. Paul's
+Churchyarde, and there looked upon a pretty burlesque poem, called
+"Scarronides, or Virgile Travesty;" extraordinary good. At home to the
+office till dinner, and after dinner my wife cut my hair short, which is
+growne pretty long again, and then to the office, and there till 9 at
+night doing business. This afternoon we had a good present of tongues and
+bacon from Mr. Shales, of Portsmouth. So at night home to supper, and,
+being troubled with my eye, to bed. This morning Mr. Burgby, one of the
+writing clerks belonging to the Council, was with me about business, a
+knowing man, he complains how most of the Lords of the Council do look
+after themselves and their own ends, and none the publique, unless Sir
+Edward Nicholas. Sir G. Carteret is diligent, but all for his own ends
+and profit. My Lord Privy Scale, a destroyer of every body's business,
+and do no good at all to the publique. The Archbishop of Canterbury
+speaks very little, nor do much, being now come to the highest pitch that
+he can expect. He tells me, he believes that things will go very high
+against the Chancellor by Digby, and that bad things will be proved. Talks
+much of his neglecting the King; and making the King to trot every day to
+him, when he is well enough to go to visit his cozen Chief-Justice Hide,
+but not to the Council or King. He commends my Lord of Ormond mightily in
+Ireland; but cries out cruelly of Sir G. Lane for his corruption; and that
+he hath done my Lord great dishonour by selling of places here, which are
+now all taken away, and the poor wretches ready to starve. That nobody
+almost understands or judges of business better than the King, if he would
+not be guilty of his father's fault to be doubtfull of himself, and easily
+be removed from his own opinion. That my Lord Lauderdale is never from
+the King's care nor council, and that he is a most cunning fellow. Upon
+the whole, that he finds things go very bad every where; and even in the
+Council nobody minds the publique.
+
+3rd. Up pretty early and so to the office, where we sat all the morning
+making a very great contract with Sir W. Warren for provisions for the
+yeare coming, and so home to dinner, and there was W. Howe come to dine
+with me, and before dinner he and I walked in the garden, and we did
+discourse together, he assuring me of what he told me the other day of my
+Lord's speaking so highly in my commendation to my Lord Peterborough and
+Povy, which speaks my Lord having yet a good opinion of me, and also how
+well my Lord and Lady both are pleased with their children's being at my
+father's, and when the bigger ladies were there a little while ago, at
+which I am very glad. After dinner he went away, I having discoursed with
+him about his own proceedings in his studies, and I observe him to be very
+considerate and to mind his book in order to preferring himself by my
+Lord's favour to something, and I hope to the outing of Creed in his
+Secretaryship. For he tells me that he is confident my Lord do not love
+him nor will trust him in any secret matter, he is so cunning and crafty
+in all he do. So my wife and I out of doors thinking to have gone to have
+seen a play, but when we came to take coach, they tell us there are none
+this week, being the first of Lent. But, Lord! to see how impatient I
+found myself within to see a play, I being at liberty once a month to see
+one, and I think it is the best method I could have taken. But to my
+office, did very much business with several people till night, and so
+home, being unwilling to stay late because of my eye which is not yet well
+of the rheum that is fallen down into it, but to supper and to bed.
+
+4th. Up, my eye being pretty well, and then by coach to my Lord Sandwich,
+with whom I spoke, walking a good while with him in his garden, which and
+the house is very fine, talking of my Lord Peterborough's accounts,
+wherein he is concerned both for the foolery as also inconvenience which
+may happen upon my Lord Peterborough's ill-stating of his matters, so as
+to have his gaine discovered unnecessarily. We did talk long and freely
+that I hope the worst is past and all will be well. There were several
+people by trying a new-fashion gun brought my Lord this morning, to
+shoot off often, one after another, without trouble or danger, very
+pretty.
+
+ [Many attempts to produce a satisfactory revolver were made in
+ former centuries, but it was not till the present one that Colt's
+ revolver was invented. On February 18th, 1661, Edward, Marquis of
+ Worcester, obtained Letters Patent for "an invencon to make certeyne
+ guns or pistolls which in the tenth parte of one minute of an houre
+ may, with a flaske contrived to that purpose, be re-charged the
+ fourth part of one turne of the barrell which remaines still fixt,
+ fastening it as forceably and effectually as a dozen thrids of any
+ scrue, which in the ordinary and usual way require as many turnes."
+ On March 3rd, 1664, Abraham Hill obtained Letters Patent for a "gun
+ or pistoll for small shott, carrying seaven or eight charges of the
+ same in the stocke of the gun."]
+
+Thence to the Temple, and there taking White's boat down to Woolwich,
+taking Mr. Shish at Deptford in my way, with whom I had some good
+discourse of the Navy business. At Woolwich discoursed with him and Mr.
+Pett about iron worke and other businesses, and then walked home, and at
+Greenwich did observe the foundation laying of a very great house for
+the King, which will cost a great deale of money.
+
+ [Building by John Webb; now a part of Greenwich Hospital. Evelyn
+ wrote in his Diary, October 19th, 1661: "I went to London to visite
+ my Lord of Bristoll, having been with Sir John Denham (his Mates
+ surveyor) to consult with him about the placing of his palace at
+ Greenwich, which I would have had built between the river and the
+ Queene's house, so as a large cutt should have let in ye Thames like
+ a bay; but Sir John was for setting it in piles at the very brink of
+ the water, which I did not assent to and so came away, knowing Sir
+ John to be a better poet than architect, tho' he had Mr. Webb (Inigo
+ Jones's man) to assist him."]
+
+So home to dinner, and my uncle Wight coming in he along with my wife and
+I by coach, and setting him down by the way going to Mr. Maes we two to my
+Lord Sandwich's to visit my Lady, with whom I left my wife discoursing,
+and I to White Hall, and there being met by the Duke of Yorke, he called
+me to him and discoursed a pretty while with me about the new ship's
+dispatch building at Woolwich, and talking of the charge did say that he
+finds always the best the most cheape, instancing in French guns, which in
+France you may buy for 4 pistoles, as good to look to as others of 16, but
+not the service. I never had so much discourse with the Duke before, and
+till now did ever fear to meet him. He found me and Mr. Prin together
+talking of the Chest money, which we are to blame not to look after.
+Thence to my Lord's, and took up my wife, whom my Lady hath received with
+her old good nature and kindnesse, and so homewards, and she home, I
+'lighting by the way, and upon the 'Change met my uncle Wight and told him
+my discourse this afternoon with Sir G. Carteret in Maes' business, but
+much to his discomfort, and after a dish of coffee home, and at my office
+a good while with Sir W. Warren talking with great pleasure of many
+businesses, and then home to supper, my wife and I had a good fowle to
+supper, and then I to the office again and so home, my mind in great ease
+to think of our coming to so good a respect with my Lord again, and my
+Lady, and that my Lady do so much cry up my father's usage of her
+children, and the goodness of the ayre there, found in the young ladies'
+faces at their return thence, as she says, as also my being put into the
+commission of the Fishery,
+
+ [There had been recently established, under the Great Seal of
+ England, a Corporation for the Royal Fishing, of which the Duke of
+ York was Governor, Lord Craven Deputy-Governor, and the Lord Mayor
+ and Chamberlain of London, for the time being, Treasurers, in which
+ body was vested the sole power of licensing lotteries ("The Newes,"
+ October 6th, 1664). The original charter (dated April 8th, 1664),
+ incorporating James, Duke of York, and thirty-six assistants as
+ Governor and Company of the Royal Fishing of Great Britain and
+ Ireland, is among the State Papers. The duke was to be Governor
+ till February 26th, 1665]
+
+for which I must give my Lord thanks, and so home to bed, having a great
+cold in my head and throat tonight from my late cutting my hair so close
+to my head, but I hope it will be soon gone again.
+
+5th. Up and to the office, where, though I had a great cold, I was forced
+to speak much upon a publique meeting of the East India Company, at our
+office; where our own company was full, and there was also my Lord George
+Barkeley, in behalfe of the company of merchants (I suppose he is on that
+company), who, hearing my name, took notice of me, and condoled my cozen
+Edward Pepys's death, not knowing whose son I was, nor did demand it of
+me. We broke up without coming to any conclusion, for want of my Lord
+Marlborough. We broke up and I to the 'Change, where with several people
+and my uncle Wight to drink a dish of coffee, and so home to dinner, and
+then to the office all the afternoon, my eye and my throat being very bad,
+and my cold increasing so as I could not speak almost at all at night. So
+at night home to supper, that is a posset, and to bed.
+
+6th (Lord's day). Up, and my cold continuing in great extremity I could
+not go out to church, but sat all day (a little time at dinner excepted)
+in my closet at the office till night drawing up a second letter to Mr.
+Coventry about the measure of masts to my great satisfaction, and so in
+the evening home, and my uncle and aunt Wight came to us and supped with
+us, where pretty merry, but that my cold put me out of humour. At night
+with my cold, and my eye also sore still, to bed.
+
+7th. Up betimes, and the Duke being gone abroad to-day, as we heard by a
+messenger, I spent the morning at my office writing fair my yesterday's
+work till almost 2 o'clock (only Sir G. Carteret coming I went down a
+little way by water towards Deptford, but having more mind to have my
+business done I pretended business at the 'Change, and so went into
+another boat), and then, eating a bit, my wife and I by coach to the
+Duke's house, where we saw "The Unfortunate Lovers;" but I know not
+whether I am grown more curious than I was or no, but I was not much
+pleased with it, though I know not where to lay the fault, unless it was
+that the house was very empty, by reason of a new play at the other house.
+Yet here was my Lady Castlemayne in a box, and it was pleasant to hear an
+ordinary lady hard by us, that it seems did not know her before, say,
+being told who she was, that "she was well enough." Thence home, and I
+ended and sent away my letter to Mr. Coventry (having first read it and
+had the opinion of Sir W. Warren in the case), and so home to supper and
+to bed, my cold being pretty well gone, but my eye remaining still snare
+and rhumey, which I wonder at, my right eye ayling nothing.
+
+8th. Up with some little discontent with my wife upon her saying that she
+had got and used some puppy-dog water, being put upon it by a desire of my
+aunt Wight to get some for her, who hath a mind, unknown to her husband,
+to get some for her ugly face. I to the office, where we sat all the
+morning, doing not much business through the multitude of counsellors, one
+hindering another. It was Mr. Coventry's own saying to me in his coach
+going to the 'Change, but I wonder that he did give me no thanks for my
+letter last night, but I believe he did only forget it. Thence home,
+whither Luellin came and dined with me, but we made no long stay at
+dinner; for "Heraclius" being acted, which my wife and I have a mighty
+mind to see, we do resolve, though not exactly agreeing with the letter of
+my vowe, yet altogether with the sense, to see another this month, by
+going hither instead of that at Court, there having been none conveniently
+since I made my vowe for us to see there, nor like to be this Lent, and
+besides we did walk home on purpose to make this going as cheap as that
+would have been, to have seen one at Court, and my conscience knows that
+it is only the saving of money and the time also that I intend by my
+oaths, and this has cost no more of either, so that my conscience before
+God do after good consultation and resolution of paying my forfeit, did my
+conscience accuse me of breaking my vowe, I do not find myself in the
+least apprehensive that I have done any violence to my oaths. The play
+hath one very good passage well managed in it, about two persons
+pretending, and yet denying themselves, to be son to the tyrant Phocas,
+and yet heire of Mauritius to the crowne. The garments like Romans very
+well. The little girle is come to act very prettily, and spoke the
+epilogue most admirably. But at the beginning, at the drawing up of the
+curtaine, there was the finest scene of the Emperor and his people about
+him, standing in their fixed and different pastures in their Roman
+habitts, above all that ever I yet saw at any of the theatres. Walked
+home, calling to see my brother Tom, who is in bed, and I doubt very ill
+of a consumption. To the office awhile, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+9th. Up pretty betimes to my office, where all day long, but a little at
+home at dinner, at my office finishing all things about Mr. Wood's
+contract for masts, wherein I am sure I shall save the King L400 before I
+have done. At night home to supper and to bed.
+
+10th. Up and to the office, where all the morning doing business, and at
+noon to the 'Change and there very busy, and so home to dinner with my
+wife, to a good hog's harslet,
+
+ [Harslet or haslet, the entrails of an animal, especially of a hog,
+ as the heart, liver, &c.]
+
+a piece of meat I love, but have not eat of I think these seven years, and
+after dinner abroad by coach set her at Mrs. Hunt's and I to White Hall,
+and at the Privy Seale I enquired, and found the Bill come for the
+Corporation of the Royall Fishery; whereof the Duke of Yorke is made
+present Governor, and several other very great persons, to the number of
+thirty-two, made his assistants for their lives: whereof, by my Lord
+Sandwich's favour, I am one; and take it not only as a matter of honour,
+but that, that may come to be of profit to me, and so with great content
+went and called my wife, and so home and to the office, where busy late,
+and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+11th. Up and by coach to my Lord Sandwich's, who not being up I staid
+talking with Mr. Moore till my Lord was ready and come down, and went
+directly out without calling for me or seeing any body. I know not
+whether he knew I was there, but I am apt to think not, because if he
+would have given me that slighting yet he would not have done it to others
+that were there. So I went back again doing nothing but discoursing with
+Mr. Moore, who I find by discourse to be grown rich, and indeed not to use
+me at all with the respect he used to do, but as his equal. He made me
+known to their Chaplin, who is a worthy, able man. Thence home, and by and
+by to the Coffee-house, and thence to the 'Change, and so home to dinner,
+and after a little chat with my wife to the office, where all the
+afternoon till very late at the office busy, and so home to supper and to
+bed, hoping in God that my diligence, as it is really very useful for the
+King, so it will end in profit to myself. In the meantime I have good
+content in mind to see myself improve every day in knowledge and being
+known.
+
+12th. Lay long pleasantly entertaining myself with my wife, and then up
+and to the office, where busy till noon, vexed to see how Sir J. Minnes
+deserves rather to be pitied for his dotage and folly than employed at a
+great salary to ruin the King's business. At noon to the 'Change, and
+thence home to dinner, and then down to Deptford, where busy a while, and
+then walking home it fell hard a raining. So at Halfway house put in, and
+there meeting Mr. Stacy with some company of pretty women, I took him
+aside to a room by ourselves, and there talked with him about the several
+sorts of tarrs, and so by and by parted, and I walked home and there late
+at the office, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+13th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed talking with my wife, and then up in
+great doubt whether I should not go see Mr. Coventry or no, who hath not
+been well these two or three days, but it being foul weather I staid
+within, and so to my office, and there all the morning reading some Common
+Law, to which I will allot a little time now and then, for I much want it.
+At noon home to dinner, and then after some discourse with my wife, to the
+office again, and by and by Sir W. Pen came to me after sermon and walked
+with me in the garden and then one comes to tell me that Anthony and Will
+Joyce were come to see me, so I in to them and made mighty much of them,
+and very pleasant we were, and most of their business I find to be to
+advise about getting some woman to attend my brother Tom, whom they say is
+very ill and seems much to want one. To which I agreed, and desired them
+to get their wives to enquire out one. By and by they bid me good night,
+but immediately as they were gone out of doors comes Mrs. Turner's boy
+with a note to me to tell me that my brother Tom was so ill as they feared
+he would not long live, and that it would be fit I should come and see
+him. So I sent for them back, and they came, and Will Joyce desiring to
+speak with me alone I took him up, and there he did plainly tell me to my
+great astonishment that my brother is deadly ill, and that their chief
+business of coming was to tell me so, and what is worst that his disease
+is the pox, which he hath heretofore got, and hath not been cured, but is
+come to this, and that this is certain, though a secret told his father
+Fenner by the Doctor which he helped my brother to. This troubled me
+mightily, but however I thought fit to go see him for speech of people's
+sake, and so walked along with them, and in our way called on my uncle
+Fenner (where I have not been these 12 months and more) and advised with
+him, and then to my brother, who lies in bed talking idle. He could only
+say that he knew me, and then fell to other discourse, and his face like a
+dying man, which Mrs. Turner, who was here, and others conclude he is.
+The company being gone, I took the mayde, which seems a very grave and
+serious woman, and in W. Joyce's company' did inquire how things are with
+her master. She told me many things very discreetly, and said she had all
+his papers and books, and key of his cutting house, and showed me a bag
+which I and Wm. Joyce told, coming to L5 14s. 0d., which we left with her
+again, after giving her good counsel, and the boys, and seeing a nurse
+there of Mrs. Holden's choosing, I left them, and so walked home greatly
+troubled to think of my brother's condition, and the trouble that would
+arise to me by his death or continuing sick. So at home, my mind
+troubled, to bed.
+
+14th. Up, and walked to my brother's, where I find he hath continued
+talking idly all night, and now knows me not; which troubles me mightily.
+So I walked down and discoursed a great while alone with the mayde, who
+tells me many passages of her master's practices, and how she concludes
+that he has run behind hand a great while and owes money, and has been
+dunned by several people, among others by one Cave, both husband and wife,
+but whether it was for--[See April 6th]--money or something worse she
+knows not, but there is one Cranburne, I think she called him, in Fleete
+Lane with whom he hath many times been mighty private, but what their
+dealings have been she knows not, but believes these were naught, and then
+his sitting up two Saturday nights one after another when all were abed
+doing something to himself, which she now suspects what it was, but did
+not before, but tells me that he hath been a very bad husband as to
+spending his time, and hath often told him of it, so that upon the whole I
+do find he is, whether he lives or dies, a ruined man, and what trouble
+will befall me by it I know not. Thence to White Hall; and in the Duke's
+chamber, while he was dressing, two persons of quality that were there did
+tell his Royal Highness how the other night, in Holborne, about midnight,
+being at cards, a link-boy come by and run into the house, and told the
+people the house was a-falling. Upon this the whole family was frighted,
+concluding that the boy had said that the house was a-fire: so they deft
+their cards above, and one would have got out of the balcone, but it was
+not open; the other went up to fetch down his children, that were in bed;
+so all got clear out of the house. And no sooner so, but the house fell
+down indeed, from top to bottom. It seems my Lord Southampton's
+canaille--[sewer]--did come too near their foundation, and so weakened the
+house, and down it came; which, in every respect, is a most extraordinary
+passage. By and by into his closet and did our business with him. But I
+did not speed as I expected in a business about the manner of buying hemp
+for this year, which troubled me, but it proceeds only from my pride, that
+I must needs expect every thing to be ordered just as I apprehend, though
+it was not I think from my errour, but their not being willing to hear and
+consider all that I had to propose. Being broke up I followed my Lord
+Sandwich and thanked him for his putting me into the Fishery, which I
+perceive he expected, and cried "Oh!" says he, "in the Fishery you mean.
+I told you I would remember you in it," but offered no other discourse.
+But demanding whether he had any commands for me, methought he cried "No!"
+as if he had no more mind to discourse with me, which still troubles me
+and hath done all the day, though I think I am a fool for it, in not
+pursuing my resolution of going handsome in clothes and looking high, for
+that must do it when all is done with my Lord. Thence by coach with Sir
+W. Batten to the city, and his son Castle, who talks mighty highly against
+Captain Tayler, calling him knave, and I find that the old Boating father
+is led and talks just as the son do, or the son as the father would have
+him. 'Light and to Mr. Moxon's, and there saw our office globes in doing,
+which will be very handsome but cost money. So to the Coffee-house, and
+there very fine discourse with Mr. Hill the merchant, a pretty, gentile,
+young, and sober man. So to the 'Change, and thence home, where my wife
+and I fell out about my not being willing to have her have her gowne
+laced, but would lay out the same money and more on a plain new one. At
+this she flounced away in a manner I never saw her, nor which I could ever
+endure. So I away to the office, though she had dressed herself to go see
+my Lady Sandwich. She by and by in a rage follows me, and coming to me
+tells me in spitefull manner like a vixen and with a look full of rancour
+that she would go buy a new one and lace it and make me pay for it, and
+then let me burn it if I would after she had done it, and so went away in
+a fury. This vexed me cruelly, but being very busy I had, not hand to
+give myself up to consult what to do in it, but anon, I suppose after she
+saw that I did not follow her, she came again to the office, where I made
+her stay, being busy with another, half an houre, and her stomach coming
+down we were presently friends, and so after my business being over at the
+office we out and by coach to my Lady Sandwich's, with whom I left my
+wife, and I to White Hall, where I met Mr. Delsety, and after an hour's
+discourse with him met with nobody to do other business with, but back
+again to my Lady, and after half an hour's discourse with her to my
+brother's, who I find in the same or worse condition. The doctors give
+him over and so do all that see him. He talks no sense two, words together
+now; and I confess it made me weepe to see that he should not be able,
+when I asked him, to say who I was. I went to Mrs. Turner's, and by her
+discourse with my brother's Doctor, Mr. Powell, I find that she is full
+now of the disease which my brother is troubled with, and talks of it
+mightily, which I am sorry for, there being other company, but methinks
+it should be for her honour to forbear talking of it, the shame of this
+very thing I confess troubles me as much as anything. Back to my
+brother's and took my wife, and carried her to my uncle Fenner's and there
+had much private discourse with him. He tells me of the Doctor's thoughts
+of my brother's little hopes of recovery, and from that to tell me his
+thoughts long of my brother's bad husbandry, and from that to say that he
+believes he owes a great deal of money, as to my cozen Scott I know not
+how much, and Dr. Thos. Pepys L30, but that the Doctor confesses that he
+is paid L20 of it, and what with that and what he owes my father and me I
+doubt he is in a very sad condition, that if he lives he will not be able
+to show his head, which will be a very great shame to me. After this I
+went in to my aunt and my wife and Anthony Joyce and his wife, who were by
+chance there, and drank and so home, my mind and head troubled, but I hope
+it will [be] over in a little time one way or other. After doing a little
+at my office of business I home to supper and to bed. From notice that my
+uncle Fenner did give my father the last week of my brother's condition,
+my mother is coming up to towne, which also do trouble me. The business
+between my Lords Chancellor and Bristoll, they say, is hushed up; and the
+latter gone or going, by the King's licence, to France.
+
+15th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon
+comes Madam Turner and her daughter The., her chief errand to tell me that
+she had got Dr. Wiverly, her Doctor, to search my brother's mouth, where
+Mr. Powell says there is an ulcer, from thence he concludes that he hath
+had the pox. But the Doctor swears that there is not, nor ever was any,
+and my brother being very sensible, which I was glad to hear, he did talk
+with him about it, and he did wholly disclaim that ever he had the
+disease, or that ever he said to Powell that he had it. All which did put
+me into great comfort as to the reproach which was spread against him. So
+I sent for a barrel of oysters, and they dined, and we were very merry, I
+being willing to be so upon this news. After dinner we took coach and to
+my brother's, where contrary to my expectation he continues as bad or
+worse, talking idle, and now not at all knowing any of us as before. Here
+we staid a great while, I going up and down the house looking after
+things. In the evening Dr. Wiverley came again, and I sent for Mr. Powell
+(the Doctor and I having first by ourselves searched my brother again at
+his privities, where he was as clear as ever he was born, and in the
+Doctor's opinion had been ever so), and we three alone discoursed the
+business, where the coxcomb did give us his simple reasons for what he had
+said, which the Doctor fully confuted, and left the fellow only saying
+that he should cease to report any such thing, and that what he had said
+was the best of his judgment from my brother's words and a ulcer, as he
+supposed, in his mouth. I threatened him that I would have satisfaction
+if I heard any more such discourse, and so good night to them two, giving
+the Doctor a piece for his fee, but the other nothing. I to my brother
+again, where Madam Turner and her company, and Mrs. Croxton, my wife, and
+Mrs. Holding. About 8 o'clock my brother began to fetch his spittle with
+more pain, and to speak as much but not so distinctly, till at last the
+phlegm getting the mastery of him, and he beginning as we thought to
+rattle, I had no mind to see him die, as we thought he presently would,
+and so withdrew and led Mrs. Turner home, but before I came back, which
+was in half a quarter of an hour, my brother was dead. I went up and
+found the nurse holding his eyes shut, and he poor wretch lying with his
+chops fallen, a most sad sight, and that which put me into a present very
+great transport of grief and cries, and indeed it was a most sad sight to
+see the poor wretch lie now still and dead, and pale like a stone. I
+staid till he was almost cold, while Mrs. Croxton, Holden, and the rest
+did strip and lay him out, they observing his corpse, as they told me
+afterwards, to be as clear as any they ever saw, and so this was the end
+of my poor brother, continuing talking idle and his lips working even to
+his last that his phlegm hindered his breathing, and at last his breath
+broke out bringing a flood of phlegm and stuff out with it, and so he
+died. This evening he talked among other talk a great deal of French very
+plain and good, as, among others: 'quand un homme boit quand il n'a poynt
+d'inclination a boire il ne luy fait jamais de bien.' I once begun to
+tell him something of his condition, and asked him whither he thought he
+should go. He in distracted manner answered me--"Why, whither should I
+go? there are but two ways: If I go, to the bad way I must give God thanks
+for it, and if I go the other way I must give God the more thanks for it;
+and I hope I have not been so undutifull and unthankfull in my life but I
+hope I shall go that way." This was all the sense, good or bad, that I
+could get of him this day. I left my wife to see him laid out, and I by
+coach home carrying my brother's papers, all I could find, with me, and
+having wrote a letter to, my father telling him what hath been said I
+returned by coach, it being very late, and dark, to my brother's, but all
+being gone, the corpse laid out, and my wife at Mrs. Turner's, I thither,
+and there after an hour's talk, we up to bed, my wife and I in the little
+blue chamber, and I lay close to my wife, being full of disorder and grief
+for my brother that I could not sleep nor wake with satisfaction, at last
+I slept till 5 or 6 o'clock.
+
+16th. And then I rose and up, leaving my wife in bed, and to my
+brother's, where I set them on cleaning the house, and my wife coming anon
+to look after things, I up and down to my cozen Stradwicke's and uncle
+Fenner's about discoursing for the funeral, which I am resolved to put off
+till Friday next. Thence home and trimmed myself, and then to the
+'Change, and told my uncle Wight of my brother's death, and so by coach to
+my cozen Turner's and there dined very well, but my wife . . . in
+great pain we were forced to rise in some disorder, and in Mrs. Turner's
+coach carried her home and put her to bed. Then back again with my cozen
+Norton to Mrs. Turner's, and there staid a while talking with Dr. Pepys,
+the puppy, whom I had no patience to hear. So I left them and to my
+brother's to look after things, and saw the coffin brought; and by and by
+Mrs. Holden came and saw him nailed up. Then came W. Joyce to me half
+drunk, and much ado I had to tell him the story of my brother's being
+found clear of what was said, but he would interrupt me by some idle
+discourse or other, of his crying what a good man, and a good speaker my
+brother was, and God knows what. At last weary of him I got him away, and
+I to Mrs. Turner's, and there, though my heart is still heavy to think of
+my poor brother, yet I could give way to my fancy to hear Mrs. The. play
+upon the Harpsicon, though the musique did not please me neither. Thence
+to my brother's and found them with my mayd Elizabeth taking an inventory
+of the goods of the house, which I was well pleased at, and am much
+beholden to Mr. Honeywood's man in doing of it. His name is Herbert, one
+that says he knew me when he lived with Sir Samuel Morland, but I have
+forgot him. So I left them at it, and by coach home and to my office,
+there to do a little business, but God knows my heart and head is so full
+of my brother's death, and the consequences of it, that I can do very
+little or understand it. So home to supper, and after looking over some
+business in my chamber I to bed to my wife, who continues in bed in some
+pain still. This day I have a great barrel of oysters given me by Mr.
+Barrow, as big as 16 of others, and I took it in the coach with me to Mrs.
+Turner's, and give them to her. This day the Parliament met again, after
+a long prorogation, but what they have done I have not been in the way to
+hear.
+
+17th. Up and to my brother's, where all the morning doing business
+against to-morrow, and so to my cozen Stradwicke's about the same
+business, and to the 'Change, and thence home to dinner, where my wife in
+bed sick still, but not so bad as yesterday. I dined by her, and so to
+the office, where we sat this afternoon, having changed this day our
+sittings from morning to afternoons, because of the Parliament which
+returned yesterday; but was adjourned till Monday next; upon pretence that
+many of the members were said to be upon the road; and also the King had
+other affairs, and so desired them to adjourn till then. But the truth
+is, the King is offended at my Lord of Bristol, as they say, whom he hath
+found to have been all this while (pretending a desire of leave to go into
+France, and to have all the difference between him and the Chancellor made
+up,) endeavouring to make factions in both Houses to the Chancellor. So
+the King did this to keep the Houses from meeting; and in the meanwhile
+sent a guard and a herald last night to have taken him at Wimbleton, where
+he was in the morning, but could not find him: at which the King was and
+is still mightily concerned, and runs up and down to and from the
+Chancellor's like a boy: and it seems would make Digby's articles against
+the Chancellor to be treasonable reflections against his Majesty. So that
+the King is very high, as they say; and God knows what will follow upon
+it! After office I to my brother's again, and thence to Madam Turner's,
+in both places preparing things against to-morrow; and this night I have
+altered my resolution of burying him in the church yarde among my young
+brothers and sisters, and bury him in the church, in the middle isle, as
+near as I can to my mother's pew. This costs me 20s. more. This being
+all, home by coach, bringing my brother's silver tankard for safety along
+with me, and so to supper, after writing to my father, and so to bed.
+
+18th. Up betimes, and walked to my brother's, where a great while putting
+things in order against anon; then to Madam Turner's and eat a breakfast
+there, and so to Wotton, my shoemaker, and there got a pair of shoes
+blacked on the soles against anon for me; so to my brother's and to
+church, and with the grave-maker chose a place for my brother to lie in,
+just under my mother's pew. But to see how a man's tombes are at the
+mercy of such a fellow, that for sixpence he would, (as his owne words
+were,) "I will justle them together but I will make room for him;"
+speaking of the fulness of the middle isle, where he was to lie; and that
+he would, for my father's sake, do my brother that is dead all the
+civility he can; which was to disturb other corps that are not quite
+rotten, to make room for him; and methought his manner of speaking it was
+very remarkable; as of a thing that now was in his power to do a man a
+courtesy or not. At noon my wife, though in pain, comes, but I being
+forced to go home, she went back with me, where I dressed myself, and so
+did Besse; and so to my brother's again: whither, though invited, as the
+custom is, at one or two o'clock, they came not till four or five. But at
+last one after another they come, many more than I bid: and my reckoning
+that I bid was one hundred and twenty; but I believe there was nearer one
+hundred and fifty. Their service was six biscuits apiece, and what they
+pleased of burnt claret. My cosen Joyce Norton kept the wine and cakes
+above; and did give out to them that served, who had white gloves given
+them. But above all, I am beholden to Mrs. Holden, who was most kind, and
+did take mighty pains not only in getting the house and every thing else
+ready, but this day in going up and down to see, the house filled and
+served, in order to mine, and their great content, I think; the men
+sitting by themselves in some rooms, and women by themselves in others,
+very close, but yet room enough. Anon to church, walking out into the
+streete to the Conduit, and so across the streete, and had a very good
+company along with the corps. And being come to the grave as above, Dr.
+Pierson, the minister of the parish, did read the service for buriall: and
+so I saw my poor brother laid into the grave; and so all broke up; and I
+and my wife and Madam Turner and her family to my brother's, and by and by
+fell to a barrell of oysters, cake, and cheese, of Mr. Honiwood's, with
+him, in his chamber and below, being too merry for so late a sad work.
+But, Lord! to see how the world makes nothing of the memory of a man, an
+houre after he is dead! And, indeed, I must blame myself; for though at
+the sight of him dead and dying, I had real grief for a while, while he
+was in my sight, yet presently after, and ever since, I have had very
+little grief indeed for him. By and by, it beginning to be late, I put
+things in some order in the house, and so took my wife and Besse (who hath
+done me very good service in cleaning and getting ready every thing and
+serving the wine and things to-day, and is indeed a most excellent
+good-natured and faithful wench, and I love her mightily), by coach home,
+and so after being at the office to set down the day's work home to supper
+and to bed.
+
+19th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, and at noon my wife
+and I alone, having a good hen, with eggs, to dinner, with great content.
+Then by coach to my brother's, where I spent the afternoon in paying some
+of the charges of the buriall, and in looking over his papers, among which
+I find several letters of my brother John's to him speaking very foale
+words of me and my deportment to him here, and very crafty designs about
+Sturtlow land and God knows what, which I am very glad to know, and shall
+make him repent them. Anon my father and my brother John came to towne by
+coach. I sat till night with him, giving him an account of things. He,
+poor man, very sad and sickly. I in great pain by a simple compressing of
+my cods to-day by putting one leg over another as I have formerly done,
+which made me hasten home, and after a little at the office in great
+disorder home to bed.
+
+20th (Lord's day). Kept my bed all the morning, having laid a poultice to
+my cods last night to take down the tumour there which I got yesterday,
+which it did do, being applied pretty warm, and soon after the beginning
+of the swelling, and the pain was gone also. We lay talking all the
+while, among other things of religion, wherein I am sorry so often to hear
+my wife talk of her being and resolving to die a Catholique,
+
+ [Mrs. Pepys's leaning towards Roman Catholicism was a constant
+ trouble to her husband; but, in spite of his fears, she died a
+ Protestant (Dr. Milles's certificate.)]
+
+and indeed a small matter, I believe, would absolutely turn her, which I
+am sorry for. Up at noon to dinner, and then to my chamber with a fire
+till late at night looking over my brother Thomas's papers, sorting of
+them, among which I find many base letters of my brother John's to him
+against me, and carrying on plots against me to promote Tom's having of
+his Banbury' Mistress, in base slighting terms, and in worse of my sister
+Pall, such as I shall take a convenient time to make my father know, and
+him also to his sorrow. So after supper to bed, our people rising to wash
+to-morrow.
+
+21st. Up, and it snowing this morning a little, which from the mildness
+of the winter and the weather beginning to be hot and the summer to come
+on apace, is a little strange to us. I did not go abroad for fear of my
+tumour, for fear it shall rise again, but staid within, and by and by my
+father came, poor man, to me, and my brother John. After much talke and
+taking them up to my chamber, I did there after some discourse bring in
+any business of anger--with John, and did before my father read all his
+roguish letters, which troubled my father mightily, especially to hear me
+say what I did, against my allowing any thing for the time to come to him
+out of my owne purse, and other words very severe, while he, like a simple
+rogue, made very silly and churlish answers to me, not like a man of any
+goodness or witt, at which I was as much disturbed as the other, and will
+be as good as my word in making him to his cost know that I will remember
+his carriage to me in this particular the longest day I live. It troubled
+me to see my poor father so troubled, whose good nature did make him, poor
+wretch, to yield, I believe, to comply with my brother Tom and him in part
+of their designs, but without any ill intent to me, or doubt of me or my
+good intentions to him or them, though it do trouble me a little that he
+should in any manner do it. They dined with me, and after dinner abroad
+with my wife to buy some things for her, and I to the office, where we sat
+till night, and then, after doing some business at my closet, I home and
+to supper and to bed. This day the Houses of Parliament met; and the King
+met them, with the Queene with him. And he made a speech to them:
+
+ [March 16th, 1663-64. This day both Houses met, and on the gist the
+ king opened the session with a speech from the throne, in which
+ occurs this Passage: "I pray, Mr. Speaker, and you, gentlemen of the
+ House of Commons, give that Triennial Bill once a reading in your
+ house, and then, in God's name, do what you think fit for me and
+ yourselves and the whole kingdom. I need not tell you how much I
+ love parliaments. Never king was so much beholden to parliaments as
+ I have been, nor do I think the crown can ever be happy without
+ frequent parliaments" (Cobbett's "Parliamentary History," vol. iv.,
+ cc. 290, 291).]
+
+among other things, discoursing largely of the plots abroad against him
+and the peace of the kingdom; and, among other things, that the
+dissatisfied party had great hopes upon the effect of the Act for a
+Triennial Parliament granted by his father, which he desired them to
+peruse, and, I think, repeal. So the Houses did retire to their own
+House, and did order the Act to be read to-morrow before them; and I
+suppose it will be repealed, though I believe much against the will of a
+good many that sit there.
+
+22nd. Up, and spent the whole morning and afternoon at my office, only in
+the evening, my wife being at my aunt Wight's, I went thither, calling at
+my own house, going out found the parlour curtains drawn, and inquiring
+the reason of it, they told me that their mistress had got Mrs. Buggin's
+fine little dog and our little bitch, which is proud at this time, and I
+am apt to think that she was helping him to line her, for going afterwards
+to my uncle Wight's, and supping there with her, where very merry with Mr.
+Woolly's drollery, and going home I found the little dog so little that of
+himself he could not reach our bitch, which I am sorry for, for it is the
+finest dog that ever I saw in my life, as if he were painted the colours
+are so finely mixed and shaded. God forgive me, it went against me to
+have my wife and servants look upon them while they endeavoured to do
+something . . . .
+
+23rd. Up, and going out saw Mrs. Buggin's dog, which proves as I thought
+last night so pretty that I took him and the bitch into my closet below,
+and by holding down the bitch helped him to line her, which he did very
+stoutly, so as I hope it will take, for it is the prettiest dog that ever
+I saw. So to the office, where very busy all the morning, and so to the
+'Change, and off hence with Sir W. Rider to the Trinity House, and there
+dined very well: and good discourse among the old men of Islands now and
+then rising and falling again in the Sea, and that there is many dangers
+of grounds and rocks that come just up to the edge almost of the sea, that
+is never discovered and ships perish without the world's knowing the
+reason of it. Among other things, they observed, that there are but two
+seamen in the Parliament house, viz., Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen, and
+not above twenty or thirty merchants; which is a strange thing in an
+island, and no wonder that things of trade go no better nor are better
+understood. Thence home, and all the afternoon at the office, only for an
+hour in the evening my Lady Jemimah, Paulina, and Madam Pickering come to
+see us, but my wife would not be seen, being unready. Very merry with
+them; they mightily talking of their thrifty living for a fortnight before
+their mother came to town, and other such simple talk, and of their merry
+life at Brampton, at my father's, this winter. So they being gone, to the
+office again till late, and so home and to supper and to bed.
+
+24th. Called up by my father, poor man, coming to advise with me about
+Tom's house and other matters, and he being gone I down by water to
+Greenwich, it being very-foggy, and I walked very finely to Woolwich, and
+there did very much business at both yards, and thence walked back,
+Captain Grove with me talking, and so to Deptford and did the like-there,
+and then walked to Redriffe (calling and eating a bit of collops and eggs
+at Half-way house), and so home to the office, where we sat late, and home
+weary to supper and to bed.
+
+25th (Lady-day). Up and by water to White Hall, and there to chappell;
+where it was most infinite full to hear Dr. Critton. Being not knowne,
+some great persons in the pew I pretended to, and went in, did question my
+coming in. I told them my pretence; so they turned to the orders of the
+chappell, which hung behind upon the wall, and read it; and were
+satisfied; but they did not demand whether I was in waiting or no; and so
+I was in some fear lest he that was in waiting might come and betray me.
+The Doctor preached upon the thirty-first of Jeremy, and the twenty-first
+and twenty-second verses, about a woman compassing a man; meaning the
+Virgin conceiving and bearing our Saviour. It was the worst sermon I ever
+heard him make, I must confess; and yet it was good, and in two places
+very bitter, advising the King to do as the Emperor Severus did, to hang
+up a Presbyter John (a short coat and a long gowne interchangeably) in all
+the Courts of England. But the story of Severus was pretty, that he
+hanged up forty senators before the Senate house, and then made a speech
+presently to the Senate in praise of his owne lenity; and then decreed
+that never any senator after that time should suffer in the same manner
+without consent of the Senate: which he compared to the proceeding of the
+Long Parliament against my Lord Strafford. He said the greatest part of
+the lay magistrates in England were Puritans, and would not do justice;
+and the Bishopps, their powers were so taken away and lessened, that they
+could not exercise the power they ought. He told the King and the ladies
+plainly, speaking of death and of the skulls and bones of dead men and
+women,
+
+ [The preacher appears to have had the grave scene in "Hamlet" in
+ his mind, as he gives the same illustration of Alexander as Hamlet
+ does.]
+
+how there is no difference; that nobody could tell that of the great
+Marius or Alexander from a pyoneer; nor, for all the pains the ladies take
+with their faces, he that should look in a charnels-house could not
+distinguish which was Cleopatra's, or fair Rosamond's, or Jane Shoare's.
+Thence by water home. After dinner to the office, thence with my wife to
+see my father and discourse how he finds Tom's matters, which he do very
+ill, and that he finds him to have been so negligent, that he used to
+trust his servants with cutting out of clothes, never hardly cutting out
+anything himself; and, by the abstract of his accounts, we find him to owe
+above L290, and to be coming to him under L200. Thence home with my wife,
+it being very dirty on foot, and bought some fowl in Gracious. Streets and
+some oysters against our feast to-morrow. So home, and after at the
+office a while, home to supper and to bed.
+
+26th. Up very betimes and to my office, and there read over some papers
+against a meeting by and by at this office of Mr. Povy, Sir W. Rider,
+Creed, and Vernaty, and Mr. Gauden about my Lord Peterborough's accounts
+for Tangier, wherein we proceeded a good way; but, Lord! to see how
+ridiculous Mr. Povy is in all he says or do; like a man not more fit for
+to be in such employments as he is, and particularly that of Treasurer
+(paying many and very great sums without the least written order) as he is
+to be King of England, and seems but this day, after much discourse of
+mine, to be sensible of that part of his folly, besides a great deal more
+in other things. This morning in discourse Sir W. Rider [said], that he
+hath kept a journals of his life for almost these forty years, even to
+this day and still do, which pleases me mightily. That being done Sir J.
+Minnes and I sat all the morning, and then I to the 'Change, and there got
+away by pretence of business with my uncle Wight to put off Creed, whom I
+had invited to dinner, and so home, and there found Madam Turner, her
+daughter The., Joyce Norton, my father and Mr. Honywood, and by and by
+come my uncle Wight and aunt. This being my solemn feast for my cutting
+of the stone, it being now, blessed be God! this day six years since the
+time; and I bless God I do in all respects find myself free from that
+disease or any signs of it, more than that upon the least cold I continue
+to have pain in making water, by gathering of wind and growing costive,
+till which be removed I am at no ease, but without that I am very well.
+One evil more I have, which is that upon the least squeeze almost my cods
+begin to swell and come to great pain, which is very strange and
+troublesome to me, though upon the speedy applying of a poultice it goes
+down again, and in two days I am well again. Dinner not being presently
+ready I spent some time myself and shewed them a map of Tangier left this
+morning at my house by Creed, cut by our order, the Commissioners, and
+drawn by Jonas Moore, which is very pleasant, and I purpose to have it
+finely set out and hung up. Mrs. Hunt coming to see my wife by chance
+dined here with us. After dinner Sir W. Batten sent to speak with me, and
+told me that he had proffered our bill today in the House, and that it was
+read without any dissenters, and he fears not but will pass very well,
+which I shall be glad of. He told me also how Sir [Richard] Temple hath
+spoke very discontentfull words in the House about the Tryennial Bill; but
+it hath been read the second time to-day, and committed; and, he believes,
+will go on without more ado, though there are many in the House are
+displeased at it, though they dare not say much. But above all
+expectation, Mr. Prin is the man against it, comparing it to the idoll
+whose head was of gold, and his body and legs and feet of different metal.
+So this Bill had several degrees of calling of Parliaments, in case the
+King, and then the Council, and then the Lord Chancellor, and then the
+Sheriffes, should fail to do it. He tells me also, how, upon occasion of
+some 'prentices being put in the pillory to-day for beating of their
+masters, or some such like thing, in Cheapside, a company of 'prentices
+came and rescued them, and pulled down the pillory; and they being set up
+again, did the like again. So that the Lord Mayor and Major Generall
+Browne was fain to come and stay there, to keep the peace; and drums, all
+up and down the city, was beat to raise the trained bands, for to quiett
+the towne, and by and by, going out with my uncle and aunt Wight by coach
+with my wife through Cheapside (the rest of the company after much content
+and mirth being broke up), we saw a trained band stand in Cheapside upon
+their guard. We went, much against my uncle's will, as far almost as Hyde
+Park, he and my aunt falling out all the way about it, which vexed me, but
+by this I understand my uncle more than ever I did, for he was mighty soon
+angry, and wished a pox take her, which I was sorry to hear. The weather
+I confess turning on a sudden to rain did make it very unpleasant, but yet
+there was no occasion in the world for his being so angry, but she bore
+herself very discreetly, and I must confess she proves to me much another
+woman than I thought her, but all was peace again presently, and so it
+raining very fast, we met many brave coaches coming from the Parke and so
+we turned and set them down at home, and so we home ourselves, and ended
+the day with great content to think how it hath pleased the Lord in six
+years time to raise me from a condition of constant and dangerous and most
+painfull sicknesse and low condition and poverty to a state of constant
+health almost, great honour and plenty, for which the Lord God of heaven
+make me truly thankfull. My wife found her gowne come home laced, which
+is indeed very handsome, but will cost me a great deal of money, more than
+ever I intended, but it is but for once. So to the office and did
+business, and then home and to bed.
+
+27th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed wrangling with my wife about the
+charge she puts me to at this time for clothes more than I intended, and
+very angry we were, but quickly friends again. And so rising and ready I
+to my office, and there fell upon business, and then to dinner, and then
+to my office again to my business, and by and by in the afternoon walked
+forth towards my father's, but it being church time, walked to St.
+James's, to try if I could see the belle Butler, but could not; only saw
+her sister, who indeed is pretty, with a fine Roman nose. Thence walked
+through the ducking-pond fields; but they are so altered since my father
+used to carry us to Islington, to the old man's, at the King's Head, to
+eat cakes and ale (his name was Pitts) that I did not know which was the
+ducking-pond nor where I was. So through F[l]ee[t] lane to my father's,
+and there met Mr. Moore, and discoursed with him and my father about who
+should administer for my brother Tom, and I find we shall have trouble in
+it, but I will clear my hands of it, and what vexed me, my father seemed
+troubled that I should seem to rely so wholly upon the advice of Mr.
+Moore, and take nobody else, but I satisfied him, and so home; and in
+Cheapside, both coming and going, it was full of apprentices, who have
+been here all this day, and have done violence, I think, to the master of
+the boys that were put in the pillory yesterday. But, Lord! to see how the
+train-bands are raised upon this: the drums beating every where as if an
+enemy were upon them; so much is this city subject to be put into a
+disarray upon very small occasions. But it was pleasant to hear the boys,
+and particularly one little one, that I demanded the business. He told me
+that that had never been done in the city since it was a city, two
+prentices put in the pillory, and that it ought not to be so. So I walked
+home, and then it being fine moonshine with my wife an houre in the
+garden, talking of her clothes against Easter and about her mayds, Jane
+being to be gone, and the great dispute whether Besse, whom we both love,
+should be raised to be chamber-mayde or no. We have both a mind to it,
+but know not whether we should venture the making her proud and so make a
+bad chamber-mayde of a very good natured and sufficient cook-mayde. So to
+my office a little, and then to supper, prayers and to bed.
+
+28th. This is the first morning that I have begun, and I hope shall
+continue to rise betimes in the morning, and so up and to my office, and
+thence about 7 o'clock to T. Trice, and advised with him about our
+administering to my brother Tom, and I went to my father and told him what
+to do; which was to administer and to let my cozen Scott have a letter of
+Atturny to follow the business here in his absence for him, who by that
+means will have the power of paying himself (which we cannot however
+hinder) and do us a kindness we think too. But, Lord! what a shame,
+methinks, to me, that, in this condition, and at this age, I should know
+no better the laws of my owne country! Thence to Westminster Hall, and
+spent till noon, it being Parliament time, and at noon walked with Creed
+into St. James's Parke, talking of many things, particularly of the poor
+parts and great unfitness for business of Mr. Povy, and yet what a show he
+makes in the world. Mr. Coventry not being come to his chamber, I walked
+through the house with him for an hour in St. James's fields' talking of
+the same subject, and then parted, and back and with great impatience,
+sometimes reading, sometimes walking, sometimes thinking that Mr.
+Coventry, though he invited us to dinner with him, was gone with the rest
+of the office without a dinner. At last, at past 4 o'clock I heard that
+the Parliament was not up yet, and so walked to Westminster Hall, and
+there found it so, and meeting with Sir J. Minnes, and being very hungry,
+went over with him to the Leg, and before we had cut a bit, the House
+rises, however we eat a bit and away to St. James's and there eat a second
+part of our dinner with Mr. Coventry and his brother Harry, Sir W. Batten
+and Sir W. Pen. The great matter today in the House hath been, that Mr.
+Vaughan, the great speaker, is this day come to towne, and hath declared
+himself in a speech of an houre and a half, with great reason and
+eloquence, against the repealing of the Bill for Triennial Parliaments;
+but with no successe: but the House have carried it that there shall be
+such Parliaments, but without any coercive power upon the King, if he will
+bring this Act. But, Lord! to see how the best things are not done
+without some design; for I perceive all these gentlemen that I was with
+to-day were against it (though there was reason enough on their side); yet
+purely, I could perceive, because it was the King's mind to have it; and
+should he demand any thing else, I believe they would give it him. But
+this the discontented Presbyters, and the faction of the House will be
+highly displeased with; but it was carried clearly against them in the
+House. We had excellent good table-talke, some of which I have entered in
+my book of stories. So with them by coach home, and there find (bye my
+wife), that Father Fogourdy hath been with her to-day, and she is mightily
+for our going to hear a famous Reule preach at the French Embassador's
+house: I pray God he do not tempt her in any matters of religion, which
+troubles me; and also, she had messages from her mother to-day, who sent
+for her old morning-gown, which was almost past wearing; and I used to
+call it her kingdom, from the ease and content she used to have in the
+wearing of it. I am glad I do not hear of her begging any thing of more
+value, but I do not like that these messages should now come all upon
+Monday morning, when my wife expects of course I should be abroad at the
+Duke's. To the office, where Mr. Norman came and showed me a design of
+his for the storekeeper's books, for the keeping of them regular in order
+to a balance, which I am mightily satisfied to see, and shall love the
+fellow the better, as he is in all things sober, so particularly for his
+endeavour to do something in this thing so much wanted. So late home to
+supper and to bed, weary-with walking so long to no purpose in the Park
+to-day.
+
+29th. Was called up this morning by a messenger from Sir G. Carteret to
+come to him to Sir W. Batten's, and so I rose and thither to him, and with
+him and Sir J. Minnes to, Sir G. Carteret's to examine his accounts, and
+there we sat at it all the morning. About noon Sir W. Batten came from
+the House of Parliament and told us our Bill for our office was read the
+second time to-day, with great applause, and is committed. By and by to
+dinner, where good cheere, and Sir G. Carteret in his humour a very good
+man, and the most kind father and pleased father in his children that ever
+I saw. Here is now hung up a picture of my Lady Carteret, drawn by Lilly,
+a very fine picture, but yet not so good as I have seen of his doing.
+After dinner to the business again without any intermission till almost
+night, and then home, and took coach to my father to see and discourse
+with him, and so home again and to my office, where late, and then home to
+bed.
+
+30th. Up very betimes to my office, and thence at 7 o'clock to Sir G.
+Carteret, and there with Sir J. Minnes made an end of his accounts, but
+staid not dinner, my Lady having made us drink our morning draft there of
+several wines, but I drank: nothing but some of her coffee, which was
+poorly made, with a little sugar in it. Thence to the 'Change a great
+while, and had good discourse with Captain Cocke at the Coffee-house about
+a Dutch warr, and it seems the King's design is by getting underhand the
+merchants to bring in their complaints to the Parliament, to make them in
+honour begin a warr, which he cannot in honour declare first, for fear
+they should not second him with money. Thence homewards, staying a pretty
+while with my little she milliner at the end of Birchin Lane, talking and
+buying gloves of her, and then home to dinner, and in the afternoon had a
+meeting upon the Chest business, but I fear unless I have time to look
+after it nothing will be done,, and that I fear I shall not. In the
+evening comes Sir W. Batten, who tells us that the Committee have approved
+of our bill with very few amendments in words, not in matter. So to my
+office, where late with Sir W. Warren, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+31st. Up betimes, and to my office, where by and by comes Povy, Sir W.
+Rider, Mr. Bland, Creed, and Vernatty, about my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, which we now went through, but with great difficulty, and many
+high words between Mr. Povy and I; for I could not endure to see so many
+things extraordinary put in, against truthe and reason. He was very
+angry, but I endeavoured all I could to profess my satisfaction in my
+Lord's part of the accounts, but not in those foolish idle things, they
+say I said, that others had put in. Anon we rose and parted, both of us
+angry, but I contented, because I knew all of them must know I was in the
+right. Then with Creed to Deptford, where I did a great deal of business
+enquiring into the business of canvas and other things with great content,
+and so walked back again, good discourse between Creed and I by the way,
+but most upon the folly of Povy, and at home found Luellin, and so we to
+dinner, and thence I to the office, where we sat all the afternoon late,
+and being up and my head mightily crowded with business, I took my wife by
+coach to see my father. I left her at his house and went to him to an
+alehouse hard by, where my cozen Scott was, and my father's new tenant,
+Langford, a tailor, to whom I have promised my custom, and he seems a very
+modest, carefull young man. Thence my wife coming with the coach to the
+alley end I home, and after supper to the making up my monthly accounts,
+and to my great content find myself worth above L900, the greatest sum I
+ever yet had. Having done my accounts, late to bed. My head of late
+mighty full of business, and with good content to myself in it, though
+sometimes it troubles me that nobody else but I should bend themselves to
+serve the King with that diligence, whereby much of my pains proves
+ineffectual.
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+ Doubtfull of himself, and easily be removed from his own opinion
+ Drink a dish of coffee
+ Ill from my late cutting my hair so close to my head
+ Nothing of the memory of a man, an houre after he is dead!
+ She had got and used some puppy-dog water
+ Subject to be put into a disarray upon very small occasions
+ Very angry we were, but quickly friends again
+ Went against me to have my wife and servants look upon them
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+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
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+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
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+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ APRIL & MAY
+ 1664
+
+April 1st. Up and to my office, where busy till noon, and then to the
+'Change, where I found all the merchants concerned with the presenting
+their complaints to the Committee of Parliament appointed to receive them
+this afternoon against the Dutch. So home to dinner, and thence by coach,
+setting my wife down at the New Exchange, I to White Hall; and coming too
+soon for the Tangier Committee walked to Mr. Blagrave for a song. I left
+long ago there, and here I spoke with his kinswoman, he not being within,
+but did not hear her sing, being not enough acquainted with her, but would
+be glad to have her, to come and be at my house a week now and then. Back
+to White Hall, and in the Gallery met the Duke of Yorke (I also saw the
+Queene going to the Parke, and her Mayds of Honour: she herself looks ill,
+and methinks Mrs. Stewart is grown fatter, and not so fair as she was);
+and he called me to him, and discoursed a good while with me; and after he
+was gone, twice or thrice staid and called me again to him, the whole
+length of the house: and at last talked of the Dutch; and I perceive do
+much wish that the Parliament will find reason to fall out with them. He
+gone, I by and by found that the Committee of Tangier met at the Duke of
+Albemarle's, and so I have lost my labour. So with Creed to the 'Change,
+and there took up my wife and left him, and we two home, and I to walk in
+the garden with W. Howe, whom we took up, he having been to see us, he
+tells me how Creed has been questioned before the Council about a letter
+that has been met with, wherein he is mentioned by some fanatiques as a
+serviceable friend to them, but he says he acquitted himself well in it,
+but, however, something sticks against him, he says, with my Lord, at
+which I am not very sorry, for I believe he is a false fellow. I walked
+with him to Paul's, he telling me how my Lord is little at home, minds his
+carding and little else, takes little notice of any body; but that he do
+not think he is displeased, as I fear, with me, but is strange to all,
+which makes me the less troubled. So walked back home, and late at the
+office. So home and to bed. This day Mrs. Turner did lend me, as a
+rarity, a manuscript of one Mr. Wells, writ long ago, teaching the method
+of building a ship, which pleases me mightily. I was at it to-night, but
+durst not stay long at it, I being come to have a great pain and water in
+my eyes after candle-light.
+
+2nd. Up and to my office, and afterwards sat, where great contest with
+Sir W. Batten and Mr. Wood, and that doating fool Sir J. Minnes, that says
+whatever Sir W. Batten says, though never minding whether to the King's
+profit or not. At noon to the Coffee-house, where excellent discourse
+with Sir W. Petty, who proposed it as a thing that is truly questionable,
+whether there really be any difference between waking and dreaming, that
+it is hard not only to tell how we know when we do a thing really or in a
+dream, but also to know what the difference [is] between one and the
+other. Thence to the 'Change, but having at this discourse long
+afterwards with Sir Thomas Chamberlin, who tells me what I heard from
+others, that the complaints of most Companies were yesterday presented to
+the Committee of Parliament against the Dutch, excepting that of the East
+India, which he tells me was because they would not be said to be the
+first and only cause of a warr with Holland, and that it is very probable,
+as well as most necessary, that we fall out with that people. I went to
+the 'Change, and there found most people gone, and so home to dinner, and
+thence to Sir W. Warren's, and with him past the whole afternoon, first
+looking over two ships' of Captain Taylor's and Phin. Pett's now in
+building, and am resolved to learn something of the art, for I find it is
+not hard and very usefull, and thence to Woolwich, and after seeing Mr.
+Falconer, who is very ill, I to the yard, and there heard Mr. Pett tell me
+several things of Sir W. Batten's ill managements, and so with Sir W.
+Warren walked to Greenwich, having good discourse, and thence by water, it
+being now moonshine and 9 or 10 o'clock at night, and landed at Wapping,
+and by him and his man safely brought to my door, and so he home, having
+spent the day with him very well. So home and eat something, and then to
+my office a while, and so home to prayers and to bed.
+
+3rd (Lord's day). Being weary last night lay long, and called up by W.
+Joyce. So I rose, and his business was to ask advice of me, he being
+summonsed to the House of Lords to-morrow, for endeavouring to arrest my
+Lady Peters
+
+ [Elizabeth, daughter of John Savage, second Earl Rivers, and first
+ wife to William, fourth Lord Petre, who was, in 1678, impeached by
+ the Commons of high treason, and died under confinement in the
+ Tower, January 5th, 1683, s. p.--B.]
+
+for a debt. I did give him advice, and will assist him. He staid all the
+morning, but would not dine with me. So to my office and did business.
+At noon home to dinner, and being set with my wife in the kitchen my
+father comes and sat down there and dined with us. After dinner gives me
+an account of what he had done in his business of his house and goods,
+which is almost finished, and he the next week expects to be going down to
+Brampton again, which I am glad of because I fear the children of my Lord
+that are there for fear of any discontent. He being gone I to my office,
+and there very busy setting papers in order till late at night, only in
+the afternoon my wife sent for me home, to see her new laced gowne, that
+is her gown that is new laced; and indeed it becomes her very nobly, and
+is well made. I am much pleased with it. At night to supper, prayers,
+and to bed.
+
+4th. Up, and walked to my Lord Sandwich's; and there spoke with him about
+W. Joyce, who told me he would do what was fit in so tender a point. I
+can yet discern a coldness in him to admit me to any discourse with him.
+Thence to Westminster, to the Painted Chamber, and there met the two
+Joyces. Will in a very melancholy taking. After a little discourse I to
+the Lords' House before they sat; and stood within it a good while, while
+the Duke of York came to me and spoke to me a good while about the new
+ship' at Woolwich. Afterwards I spoke with my Lord Barkeley and my Lord
+Peterborough about it. And so staid without a good while, and saw my Lady
+Peters, an impudent jade, soliciting all the Lords on her behalf. And at
+last W. Joyce was called in; and by the consequences, and what my Lord
+Peterborough told me, I find that he did speak all he said to his
+disadvantage, and so was committed to the Black Rod: which is very hard,
+he doing what he did by the advice of my Lord Peters' own steward. But
+the Sergeant of the Black Rod did direct one of his messengers to take him
+in custody, and so he was peaceably conducted to the Swan with two Necks,
+in Tuttle Street, to a handsome dining-room; and there was most civilly
+used, my uncle Fenner, and his brother Anthony, and some other friends
+being with him. But who would have thought that the fellow that I should
+have sworn could have spoken before all the world should in this be so
+daunted, as not to know what he said, and now to cry like a child. I
+protest, it is very strange to observe. I left them providing for his stay
+there to-night and getting a petition against tomorrow, and so away to
+Westminster Hall, and meeting Mr. Coventry, he took me to his chamber,
+with Sir William Hickeman, a member of their House, and a very civill
+gentleman. Here we dined very plentifully, and thence to White Hall to
+the Duke's, where we all met, and after some discourse of the condition of
+the Fleete, in order to a Dutch warr, for that, I perceive, the Duke hath
+a mind it should come to, we away to the office, where we sat, and I took
+care to rise betimes, and so by water to Halfway House, talking all the
+way good discourse with Mr. Wayth, and there found my wife, who was gone
+with her mayd Besse to have a walk. But, Lord! how my jealous mind did
+make me suspect that she might have some appointment to meet somebody.
+But I found the poor souls coming away thence, so I took them back, and
+eat and drank, and then home, and after at the office a while, I home to
+supper and to bed. It was a sad sight, me thought, to-day to see my Lord
+Peters coming out of the House fall out with his lady (from whom he is
+parted) about this business; saying that she disgraced him. But she hath
+been a handsome woman, and is, it seems, not only a lewd woman, but very
+high-spirited.
+
+5th. Up very betimes, and walked to my cozen Anthony Joyce's, and thence
+with him to his brother Will, in Tuttle Street, where I find him pretty
+cheery over [what] he was yesterday (like a coxcomb), his wife being come
+to him, and having had his boy with him last night. Here I staid an hour
+or two and wrote over a fresh petition, that which was drawn by their
+solicitor not pleasing me, and thence to the Painted chamber, and by and
+by away by coach to my Lord Peterborough's, and there delivered the
+petition into his hand, which he promised most readily to deliver to the
+House today. Thence back, and there spoke to several Lords, and so did
+his solicitor (one that W. Joyce hath promised L5 to if he be released).
+Lord Peterborough presented a petition to the House from W. Joyce: and a
+great dispute, we hear, there was in the House for and against it. At
+last it was carried that he should be bayled till the House meets again
+after Easter, he giving bond for his appearance. This was not so good as
+we hoped, but as good as we could well expect. Anon comes the King and
+passed the Bill for repealing the Triennial Act, and another about Writs
+of Errour. I crowded in and heard the King's speech to them; but he
+speaks the worst that ever I heard man in my life worse than if he read it
+all, and he had it in writing in his hand. Thence, after the House was
+up, and I inquired what the order of the House was, I to W. Joyce,' with
+his brother, and told them all. Here was Kate come, and is a comely fat
+woman. I would not stay dinner, thinking to go home to dinner, and did go
+by water as far as the bridge, but thinking that they would take it kindly
+my being there, to be bayled for him if there was need, I returned, but
+finding them gone out to look after it, only Will and his wife and sister
+left and some friends that came to visit him, I to Westminster Hall, and
+by and by by agreement to Mrs. Lane's lodging, whither I sent for a
+lobster, and with Mr. Swayne and his wife eat it, and argued before them
+mightily for Hawly, but all would not do, although I made her angry by
+calling her old, and making her know what herself is. Her body was out of
+temper for any dalliance, and so after staying there 3 or 4 hours, but yet
+taking care to have my oath safe of not staying a quarter of an hour
+together with her, I went to W. Joyce, where I find the order come, and
+bayle (his father and brother) given; and he paying his fees, which come
+to above L2, besides L5 he is to give one man, and his charges of eating
+and drinking here, and 10s. a-day as many days as he stands under bayle:
+which, I hope, will teach him hereafter to hold his tongue better than he
+used to do. Thence with Anth. Joyce's wife alone home talking of Will's
+folly, and having set her down, home myself, where I find my wife dressed
+as if she had been abroad, but I think she was not, but she answering me
+some way that I did not like I pulled her by the nose, indeed to offend
+her, though afterwards to appease her I denied it, but only it was done in
+haste. The poor wretch took it mighty ill, and I believe besides wringing
+her nose she did feel pain, and so cried a great while, but by and by I
+made her friends, and so after supper to my office a while, and then home
+to bed. This day great numbers of merchants came to a Grand Committee of
+the House to bring in their claims against the Dutch. I pray God guide
+the issue to our good!
+
+6th. Up and to my office, whither by and by came John Noble, my father's
+old servant, to speake with me. I smelling the business, took him home;
+and there, all alone, he told me how he had been serviceable to my brother
+Tom, in the business of his getting his servant, an ugly jade, Margaret,
+with child. She was brought to bed in St. Sepulchre's parish of two
+children; one is dead, the other is alive; her name Elizabeth, and goes by
+the name of Taylor, daughter to John Taylor. It seems Tom did a great
+while trust one Crawly with the business, who daily got money of him; and
+at last, finding himself abused, he broke the matter to J. Noble, upon a
+vowe of secresy. Tom's first plott was to go on the other side the water
+and give a beggar woman something to take the child. They did once go,
+but did nothing, J. Noble saying that seven years hence the mother might
+come to demand the child and force him to produce it, or to be suspected
+of murder. Then I think it was that they consulted, and got one Cave, a
+poor pensioner in St. Bride's parish to take it, giving him L5, he thereby
+promising to keepe it for ever without more charge to them. The parish
+hereupon indite the man Cave for bringing this child upon the parish, and
+by Sir Richard Browne he is sent to the Counter. Cave thence writes to Tom
+to get him out. Tom answers him in a letter of his owne hand, which J.
+Noble shewed me, but not signed by him, wherein he speaks of freeing him
+and getting security for him, but nothing as to the business of the child,
+or anything like it: so that forasmuch as I could guess, there is nothing
+therein to my brother's prejudice as to the main point, and therefore I
+did not labour to tear or take away the paper. Cave being released,
+demands L5 more to secure my brother for ever against the child; and he
+was forced to give it him and took bond of Cave in L100, made at a
+scrivener's, one Hudson, I think, in the Old Bayly, to secure John Taylor,
+and his assigns, &c. (in consideration of L10 paid him), from all
+trouble, or charge of meat, drink, clothes, and breeding of Elizabeth
+Taylor; and it seems, in the doing of it, J. Noble was looked upon as the
+assignee of this John Taylor. Noble says that he furnished Tom with this
+money, and is also bound by another bond to pay him 20s. more this next
+Easter Monday; but nothing for either sum appears under Tom's hand. I
+told him how I am like to lose a great sum by his death, and would not pay
+any more myself, but I would speake to my father about it against the
+afternoon. So away he went, and I all the morning in my office busy, and
+at noon home to dinner mightily oppressed with wind, and after dinner took
+coach and to Paternoster Row, and there bought a pretty silke for a
+petticoate for my wife, and thence set her down at the New Exchange, and I
+leaving the coat at Unthanke's, went to White Hall, but the Councell
+meeting at Worcester House I went thither, and there delivered to the Duke
+of Albemarle a paper touching some Tangier business, and thence to the
+'Change for my wife, and walked to my father's, who was packing up some
+things for the country. I took him up and told him this business of Tom,
+at which the poor wretch was much troubled, and desired me that I would
+speak with J. Noble, and do what I could and thought fit in it without
+concerning him in it. So I went to Noble, and saw the bond that Cave did
+give and also Tom's letter that I mentioned above, and upon the whole I
+think some shame may come, but that it will be hard from any thing I see
+there to prove the child to be his. Thence to my father and told what I
+had done, and how I had quieted Noble by telling him that, though we are
+resolved to part with no more money out of our own purses, yet if he can
+make it appear a true debt that it may be justifiable for us to pay it, we
+will do our part to get it paid, and said that I would have it paid before
+my own debt. So my father and I both a little satisfied, though vexed to
+think what a rogue my brother was in all respects. I took my wife by
+coach home, and to my office, where late with Sir W. Warren, and so home
+to supper and to bed. I heard to-day that the Dutch have begun with us by
+granting letters of marke against us; but I believe it not.
+
+7th. Up and to my office, where busy, and by and by comes Sir W. Warren
+and old Mr. Bond in order to the resolving me some questions about masts
+and their proportions, but he could say little to me to my satisfaction,
+and so I held him not long but parted. So to my office busy till noon and
+then to the 'Change, where high talke of the Dutch's protest against our
+Royall Company in Guinny, and their granting letters of marke against us
+there, and every body expects a warr, but I hope it will not yet be so,
+nor that this is true. Thence to dinner, where my wife got me a pleasant
+French fricassee of veal for dinner, and thence to the office, where vexed
+to see how Sir W. Batten ordered things this afternoon (vide my office
+book, for about this time I have begun, my notions and informations
+encreasing now greatly every day, to enter all occurrences extraordinary
+in my office in a book by themselves), and so in the evening after long
+discourse and eased my mind by discourse with Sir W. Warren, I to my
+business late, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+8th. Up betimes and to the office, and anon, it begunn to be fair after a
+great shower this morning, Sir W. Batten and I by water (calling his son
+Castle by the way, between whom and I no notice at all of his letter the
+other day to me) to Deptford, and after a turn in the yard, I went with
+him to the Almes'-house to see the new building which he, with some
+ambition, is building of there, during his being Master of Trinity House;
+and a good worke it is, but to see how simply he answered somebody
+concerning setting up the arms of the corporation upon the door, that and
+any thing else he did not deny it, but said he would leave that to the
+master that comes after him. There I left him and to the King's yard
+again, and there made good inquiry into the business of the poop lanterns,
+wherein I found occasion to correct myself mightily for what I have done
+in the contract with the platerer, and am resolved, though I know not how,
+to make them to alter it, though they signed it last night, and so I took
+Stanes
+
+ [Among the State Papers is a petition of Thomas Staine to the Navy
+ Commissioners "for employment as plateworker in one or two
+ dockyards. Has incurred ill-will by discovering abuses in the great
+ rates given by the king for several things in the said trade. Begs
+ the appointment, whereby it will be seen who does the work best and
+ cheapest, otherwise he and all others will be discouraged from
+ discovering abuses in future, with order thereon for a share of the
+ work to be given to him" ("Calendar," Domestic, 1663-64, p. 395)]
+
+home with me by boat and discoursed it, and he will come to reason when I
+can make him to understand it. No sooner landed but it fell a mighty
+storm of rain and hail, so I put into a cane shop and bought one to walk
+with, cost me 4s. 6d., all of one joint. So home to dinner, and had an
+excellent Good Friday dinner of peas porridge and apple pye. So to the
+office all the afternoon preparing a new book for my contracts, and this
+afternoon come home the office globes done to my great content. In the
+evening a little to visit Sir W. Pen, who hath a feeling this day or two
+of his old pain. Then to walk in the garden with my wife, and so to my
+office a while, and then home to the only Lenten supper I have had of
+wiggs--[Buns or teacakes.]--and ale, and so to bed. This morning betimes
+came to my office to me boatswain Smith of Woolwich, telling me a notable
+piece of knavery of the officers of the yard and Mr. Gold in behalf of a
+contract made for some old ropes by Mr. Wood, and I believe I shall find
+Sir W. Batten of the plot (vide my office daybook).
+
+ [These note-books referred to in the Diary are not known to exist
+ now.]
+
+9th. The last night, whether it was from cold I got to-day upon the water
+I know not, or whether it was from my mind being over concerned with
+Stanes's business of the platery of the navy, for my minds was mighty
+troubled with the business all night long, I did wake about one o'clock in
+the morning, a thing I most rarely do, and pissed a little with great
+pain, continued sleepy, but in a high fever all night, fiery hot, and in
+some pain. Towards morning I slept a little and waking found myself
+better, but . . . . with some pain, and rose I confess with my clothes
+sweating, and it was somewhat cold too, which I believe might do me more
+hurt, for I continued cold and apt to shake all the morning, but that some
+trouble with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten kept me warm. At noon home
+to dinner upon tripes, and so though not well abroad with my wife by coach
+to her Tailor's and the New Exchange, and thence to my father's and spoke
+one word with him, and thence home, where I found myself sick in my
+stomach and vomited, which I do not use to do. Then I drank a glass or two
+of Hypocras, and to the office to dispatch some business, necessary, and
+so home and to bed, and by the help of Mithrydate slept very well.
+
+10th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up and my wife dressed
+herself, it being Easter day, but I not being so well as to go out, she,
+though much against her will, staid at home with me; for she had put on
+her new best gowns, which indeed is very fine now with the lace; and this
+morning her taylor brought home her other new laced silks gowns with a
+smaller lace, and new petticoats, I bought the other day both very pretty.
+We spent the day in pleasant talks and company one with another, reading
+in Dr. Fuller's book what he says of the family of the Cliffords and
+Kingsmills, and at night being myself better than I was by taking a
+glyster, which did carry away a great deal of wind, I after supper at
+night went to bed and slept well.
+
+11th. Lay long talking with my wife, then up and to my chamber preparing
+papers against my father comes to lie here for discourse about country
+business. Dined well with my wife at home, being myself not yet thorough
+well, making water with some pain, but better than I was, and all my fear
+of an ague gone away. In the afternoon my father came to see us, and he
+gone I up to my morning's work again, and so in the evening a little to
+the office and to see Sir W. Batten, who is ill again, and so home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+12th. Up, and after my wife had dressed herself very fine in her new
+laced gown, and very handsome indeed, W. Howe also coming to see us, I
+carried her by coach to my uncle Wight's and set her down there, and W.
+Howe and I to the Coffee-house, where we sat talking about getting of him
+some place under my Lord of advantage if he should go to sea, and I would
+be glad to get him secretary and to out Creed if I can, for he is a crafty
+and false rogue. Thence a little to the 'Change, and thence took him to
+my uncle Wight's, where dined my father, poor melancholy man, that used to
+be as full of life as anybody, and also my aunt's brother, Mr. Sutton, a
+merchant in Flanders, a very sober, fine man, and Mr. Cole and his lady;
+but, Lord! how I used to adore that man's talke, and now methinks he is
+but an ordinary man, his son a pretty boy indeed, but his nose unhappily
+awry. Other good company and an indifferent, and but indifferent dinner
+for so much company, and after dinner got a coach, very dear, it being
+Easter time and very foul weather, to my Lord's, and there visited my
+Lady, and leaving my wife there I and W. Howe to Mr. Pagett's, and there
+heard some musique not very good, but only one Dr. Walgrave, an Englishman
+bred at Rome, who plays the best upon the lute that I ever heard man.
+Here I also met Mr. Hill
+
+ [Thomas Hill, a man whose taste for music caused him to be a very
+ acceptable companion to Pepys. In January, 1664-65, he became
+ assistant to the secretary of the Prize Office.]
+
+the little merchant, and after all was done we sung. I did well enough a
+Psalm or two of Lawes; he I perceive has good skill and sings well, and a
+friend of his sings a good base. Thence late walked with them two as far
+as my Lord's, thinking to take up my wife and carry them home, but there
+being no coach to be got away they went, and I staid a great while, it
+being very late, about 10 o'clock, before a coach could be got. I found
+my Lord and ladies and my wife at supper. My Lord seems very kind. But I
+am apt to think still the worst, and that it is only in show, my wife and
+Lady being there. So home, and find my father come to lie at our house;
+and so supped, and saw him, poor man, to bed, my heart never being fuller
+of love to him, nor admiration of his prudence and pains heretofore in the
+world than now, to see how Tom hath carried himself in his trade; and how
+the poor man hath his thoughts going to provide for his younger children
+and my mother. But I hope they shall never want. So myself and wife to
+bed.
+
+13th. Though late, past 12, before we went to bed, yet I heard my poor
+father up, and so I rang up my people, and I rose and got something to eat
+and drink for him, and so abroad, it being a mighty foul day, by coach,
+setting my father down in Fleet Streete and I to St. James's, where I
+found Mr. Coventry (the Duke being now come thither for the summer) with a
+goldsmith, sorting out his old plate to change for new; but, Lord! what a
+deale he hath! I staid and had two or three hours discourse with him,
+talking about the disorders of our office, and I largely to tell him how
+things are carried by Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes to my great grief.
+He seems much concerned also, and for all the King's matters that are done
+after the same rate every where else, and even the Duke's household
+matters too, generally with corruption, but most indeed with neglect and
+indifferency. I spoke very loud and clear to him my thoughts of Sir J.
+Minnes and the other, and trust him with the using of them. Then to talk
+of our business with the Dutch; he tells me fully that he believes it will
+not come to a warr; for first, he showed me a letter from Sir George
+Downing, his own hand, where he assures him that the Dutch themselves do
+not desire, but above all things fear it, and that they neither have given
+letters of marke against our shipps in Guinny, nor do De Ruyter
+
+ [Michael De Ruyter, the Dutch admiral, was born 1607. He served
+ under Tromp in the war against England in 1653, and was Lieutenant
+ Admiral General of Holland in 1665. He died April 26th, 1676, of
+ wounds received in a battle with the French off Syracuse. Among the
+ State Papers is a news letter (dated July 14th, 1664) containing
+ information as to the views of the Dutch respecting a war with
+ England. "They are preparing many ships, and raising 6,000 men, and
+ have no doubt of conquering by sea." "A wise man says the States
+ know how to master England by sending moneys into Scotland for them
+ to rebel, and also to the discontented in England, so as to place
+ the King in the same straits as his father was, and bring him to
+ agree with Holland" ("Calendar," 1663-64, p. 642).]
+
+stay at home with his fleet with an eye to any such thing, but for want of
+a wind, and is now come out and is going to the Streights. He tells me
+also that the most he expects is that upon the merchants' complaints, the
+Parliament will represent them to the King, desiring his securing of his
+subjects against them, and though perhaps they may not directly see fit,
+yet even this will be enough to let the Dutch know that the Parliament do
+not oppose the King, and by that means take away their hopes, which was
+that the King of England could not get money or do anything towards a warr
+with them, and so thought themselves free from making any restitution,
+which by this they will be deceived in. He tells me also that the Dutch
+states are in no good condition themselves, differing one with another,
+and that for certain none but the states of Holland and Zealand will
+contribute towards a warr, the others reckoning themselves, being inland,
+not concerned in the profits of warr or peace. But it is pretty to see
+what he says, that those here that are forward for a warr at Court, they
+are reported in the world to be only designers of getting money into the
+King's hands, they that elsewhere are for it have a design to trouble the
+kingdom and to give the Fanatiques an opportunity of doing hurt, and
+lastly those that are against it (as he himself for one is very cold
+therein) are said to be bribed by the Dutch. After all this discourse he
+carried me in his coach, it raining still, to, Charing Cross, and there
+put me into another, and I calling my father and brother carried them to
+my house to dinner, my wife keeping bed all day . . . . All the
+afternoon at the office with W. Boddam looking over his particulars about
+the Chest of Chatham, which shows enough what a knave Commissioner Pett
+hath been all along, and how Sir W. Batten hath gone on in getting good
+allowance to himself and others out of the poors' money. Time will show
+all. So in the evening to see Sir W. Pen, and then home to my father to
+keep him company, he being to go out of town, and up late with him and my
+brother John till past 12 at night to make up papers of Tom's accounts fit
+to leave with my cozen Scott. At last we did make an end of them, and so
+after supper all to bed.
+
+14th. Up betimes, and after my father's eating something, I walked out
+with him as far as Milk Streete, he turning down to Cripplegate to take
+coach; and at the end of the streete I took leave, being much afeard I
+shall not see him here any more, he do decay so much every day, and so I
+walked on, there being never a coach to be had till I came to Charing
+Cross, and there Col. Froud took me up and carried me to St. James's,
+where with Mr. Coventry and Povy, &c., about my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, but, Lord! to see still what a puppy that Povy is with all his
+show is very strange. Thence to Whitehall and W. C[oventry] and I and Sir
+W. Rider resolved upon a day to meet and make an end of all the business.
+Thence walked with Creed to the Coffee-house in Covent Garden, where no
+company, but he told me many fine experiments at Gresham College; and some
+demonstration that the heat and cold of the weather do rarify and condense
+the very body of glasse, as in a bolt head' with cold water in it put into
+hot water, shall first by rarifying the glasse make the water sink, and
+then when the heat comes to the water makes that rise again, and then put
+into cold water makes the water by condensing the glass to rise, and then
+when the cold comes to the water makes it sink, which is very pretty and
+true, he saw it tried. Thence by coach home, and dined above with my wife
+by her bedside, she keeping her bed . . . . So to the office, where
+a great conflict with Wood and Castle about their New England masts? So
+in the evening my mind a little vexed, but yet without reason, for I shall
+prevail, I hope, for the King's profit, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+15th. Up and all the morning with Captain Taylor at my house talking
+about things of the Navy, and among other things I showed him my letters
+to Mr. Coventry, wherein he acknowledges that nobody to this day did ever
+understand so much as I have done, and I believe him, for I perceive he
+did very much listen to every article as things new to him, and is
+contented to abide by my opinion therein in his great contest with us
+about his and Mr. Wood's masts. At noon to the 'Change, where I met with
+Mr. Hill, the little merchant, with whom, I perceive, I shall contract a
+musical acquaintance; but I will make it as little troublesome as I can.
+Home and dined, and then with my wife by coach to the Duke's house, and
+there saw "The German Princess" acted, by the woman herself; but never was
+any thing so well done in earnest, worse performed in jest upon the stage;
+and indeed the whole play, abating the drollery of him that acts her
+husband, is very simple, unless here and there a witty sprinkle or two. We
+met and sat by Dr. Clerke. Thence homewards, calling at Madam Turner's,
+and thence set my wife down at my aunt Wight's and I to my office till
+late, and then at to at night fetched her home, and so again to my office
+a little, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+16th. Up and to the office, where all the morning upon the dispute of Mr.
+Wood's masts, and at noon with Mr. Coventry to the African House; and
+after a good and pleasant dinner, up with him, Sir W. Rider, the simple
+Povy, of all the most ridiculous foole that ever I knew to attend to
+business, and Creed and Vernatty, about my Lord Peterborough's accounts;
+but the more we look into them, the more we see of them that makes
+dispute, which made us break off, and so I home, and there found my wife
+and Besse gone over the water to Half-way house, and after them, thinking
+to have gone to Woolwich, but it was too late, so eat a cake and home, and
+thence by coach to have spoke with Tom Trice about a letter I met with
+this afternoon from my cozen Scott, wherein he seems to deny proceeding as
+my father's attorney in administering for him in my brother Tom's estate,
+but I find him gone out of town, and so returned vexed home and to the
+office, where late writing a letter to him, and so home and to bed.
+
+17th (Lord's day). Up, and I put on my best cloth black suit and my
+velvet cloake, and with my wife in her best laced suit to church, where we
+have not been these nine or ten weeks. The truth is, my jealousy hath
+hindered it, for fear she should see Pembleton. He was here to-day, but I
+think sat so as he could not see her, which did please me, God help me!
+mightily, though I know well enough that in reason this is nothing but my
+ridiculous folly. Home to dinner, and in the afternoon, after long
+consulting whether to go to Woolwich or no to see Mr. Falconer, but indeed
+to prevent my wife going to church, I did however go to church with her,
+where a young simple fellow did preach: I slept soundly all the sermon,
+and thence to Sir W. Pen's, my wife and I, there she talking with him and
+his daughter, and thence with my wife walked to my uncle Wight's and there
+supped, where very merry, but I vexed to see what charges the vanity of my
+aunt puts her husband to among her friends and nothing at all among ours.
+Home and to bed. Our parson, Mr. Mills, his owne mistake in reading of
+the service was very remarkable, that instead of saying, "We beseech thee
+to preserve to our use the kindly fruits of the earth," he cries,
+"Preserve to our use our gracious Queen Katherine."
+
+18th. Up and by coach to Westminster, and there solicited W. Joyce's
+business again; and did speake to the Duke of Yorke about it, who did
+understand it very well. I afterwards did without the House fall in
+company with my Lady Peters, and endeavoured to mollify her; but she told
+me she would not, to redeem her from hell, do any thing to release him;
+but would be revenged while she lived, if she lived the age of Methusalem.
+I made many friends, and so did others. At last it was ordered by the
+Lords that it should be referred to the Committee of Privileges to
+consider. So I, after discoursing with the Joyces, away by coach to the
+'Change; and there, among other things, do hear that a Jew hath put in a
+policy of four per cent. to any man, to insure him against a Dutch warr
+for four months; I could find in my heart to take him at this offer, but
+however will advise first, and to that end took coach to St. James's, but
+Mr. Coventry was gone forth, and I thence to Westminster Hall, where Mrs.
+Lane was gone forth, and so I missed of my intent to be with her this
+afternoon, and therefore meeting Mr. Blagrave, went home with him, and
+there he and his kinswoman sang, but I was not pleased with it, they
+singing methought very ill, or else I am grown worse to please than
+heretofore. Thence to the Hall again, and after meeting with several
+persons, and talking there, I to Mrs. Hunt's (where I knew my wife and my
+aunt Wight were about business), and they being gone to walk in the parke
+I went after them with Mrs. Hunt, who staid at home for me, and finding
+them did by coach, which I had agreed to wait for me, go with them all and
+Mrs. Hunt and a kinswoman of theirs, Mrs. Steward, to Hide Parke, where I
+have not been since last year; where I saw the King with his periwigg, but
+not altered at all; and my Lady Castlemayne in a coach by herself, in
+yellow satin and a pinner on; and many brave persons. And myself being in
+a hackney and full of people, was ashamed to be seen by the world, many of
+them knowing me. Thence in the evening home, setting my aunt at home, and
+thence we sent for a joynt of meat to supper, and thence to the office at
+11 o'clock at night, and so home to bed.
+
+19th. Up and to St. James's, where long with Mr. Coventry, Povy, &c., in
+their Tangier accounts, but such the folly of that coxcomb Povy that we
+could do little in it, and so parted for the time, and I to walk with
+Creed and Vernaty in the Physique Garden in St. James's Parke; where I
+first saw orange-trees, and other fine trees. So to Westminster Hall, and
+thence by water to the Temple, and so walked to the 'Change, and there
+find the 'Change full of news from Guinny, some say the Dutch have sunk
+our ships and taken our fort, and others say we have done the same to
+them. But I find by our merchants that something is done, but is yet a
+secret among them. So home to dinner, and then to the office, and at
+night with Captain Tayler consulting how to get a little money by letting
+him the Elias to fetch masts from New England. So home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+20th. Up and by coach to Westminster, and there solicited W. Joyce's
+business all the morning, and meeting in the Hall with Mr. Coventry, he
+told me how the Committee for Trade have received now all the complaints
+of the merchants against the Dutch, and were resolved to report very
+highly the wrongs they have done us (when, God knows! it is only our owne
+negligence and laziness that hath done us the wrong) and this to be made
+to the House to-morrow. I went also out of the Hall with Mrs. Lane to the
+Swan at Mrs. Herbert's in the Palace Yard to try a couple of bands, and
+did (though I had a mind to be playing the fool with her) purposely stay
+but a little while, and kept the door open, and called the master and
+mistress of the house one after another to drink and talk with me, and
+showed them both my old and new bands. So that as I did nothing so they
+are able to bear witness that I had no opportunity there to do anything.
+Thence by coach with Sir W. Pen home, calling at the Temple for Lawes's
+Psalms, which I did not so much (by being against my oath) buy as only lay
+down money till others be bound better for me, and by that time I hope to
+get money of the Treasurer of the Navy by bills, which, according to my
+oath, shall make me able to do it. At home dined, and all the afternoon
+at a Committee of the Chest, and at night comes my aunt and uncle Wight
+and Nan Ferrers and supped merrily with me, my uncle coming in an hour
+after them almost foxed. Great pleasure by discourse with them, and so,
+they gone, late to bed.
+
+21st. Up pretty betimes and to my office, and thither came by and by Mr.
+Vernaty and staid two hours with me, but Mr. Gauden did not come, and so
+he went away to meet again anon. Then comes Mr. Creed, and, after some
+discourse, he and I and my wife by coach to Westminster (leaving her at
+Unthanke's, her tailor's) Hall, and there at the Lords' House heard that
+it is ordered, that, upon submission upon the knee both to the House and
+my Lady Peters, W. Joyce shall be released. I forthwith made him submit,
+and aske pardon upon his knees; which he did before several Lords. But my
+Lady would not hear it; but swore she would post the Lords, that the world
+might know what pitifull Lords the King hath; and that revenge was sweeter
+to her than milk; and that she would never be satisfied unless he stood in
+a pillory, and demand pardon there. But I perceive the Lords are ashamed
+of her, and so I away calling with my wife at a place or two to inquire
+after a couple of mayds recommended to us, but we found both of them bad.
+So set my wife at my uncle Wight's and I home, and presently to the
+'Change, where I did some business, and thence to my uncle's and there
+dined very well, and so to the office, we sat all the afternoon, but no
+sooner sat but news comes my Lady Sandwich was come to see us, so I went
+out, and running up (her friend however before me) I perceive by my dear
+Lady blushing that in my dining-room she was doing something upon the
+pott, which I also was ashamed of, and so fell to some discourse, but
+without pleasure through very pity to my Lady. She tells me, and I find
+true since, that the House this day have voted that the King be desired to
+demand right for the wrong done us by the Dutch, and that they will stand
+by him with their lives fortunes: which is a very high vote, and more than
+I expected. What the issue will be, God knows! My Lady, my wife not being
+at home, did not stay, but, poor, good woman, went away, I being mightily
+taken with her dear visitt, and so to the office, where all the afternoon
+till late, and so to my office, and then to supper and to bed, thinking to
+rise betimes tomorrow.
+
+22nd. Having directed it last night, I was called up this morning before
+four o'clock. It was full light enough to dress myself, and so by water
+against tide, it being a little coole, to Greenwich; and thence, only that
+it was somewhat foggy till the sun got to some height, walked with great
+pleasure to Woolwich, in my way staying several times to listen to the
+nightingales. I did much business both at the Ropeyarde and the other,
+and on floate I discovered a plain cheat which in time I shall publish of
+Mr. Ackworth's. Thence, having visited Mr. Falconer also, who lies still
+sick, but hopes to be better, I walked to Greenwich, Mr. Deane with me.
+Much good discourse, and I think him a very just man, only a little
+conceited, but yet very able in his way, and so he by water also with me
+also to towne. I home, and immediately dressing myself, by coach with my
+wife to my Lord Sandwich's, but they having dined we would not 'light but
+went to Mrs. Turner's, and there got something to eat, and thence after
+reading part of a good play, Mrs. The., my wife and I, in their coach to
+Hide Parke, where great plenty of gallants, and pleasant it was, only for
+the dust. Here I saw Mrs. Bendy, my Lady Spillman's faire daughter that
+was, who continues yet very handsome. Many others I saw with great
+content, and so back again to Mrs. Turner's, and then took a coach and
+home. I did also carry them into St. James's Park and shewed them the
+garden. To my office awhile while supper was making ready, and so home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+23rd (Coronation day). Up, and after doing something at my office, and,
+it being a holiday, no sitting likely to be, I down by water to Sir W.
+Warren's, who hath been ill, and there talked long with him good
+discourse, especially about Sir W. Batten's knavery and his son Castle's
+ill language of me behind my back, saying that I favour my fellow
+traytours, but I shall be even with him. So home and to the 'Change,
+where I met with Mr. Coventry, who himself is now full of talke of a Dutch
+warr; for it seems the Lords have concurred in the Commons' vote about it;
+and so the next week it will be presented to the King, insomuch that he do
+desire we would look about to see what stores we lack, and buy what we
+can. Home to dinner, where I and my wife much troubled about my money
+that is in my Lord Sandwich's hand, for fear of his going to sea and be
+killed; but I will get what of it out I can. All the afternoon, not being
+well, at my office, and there doing much business, my thoughts still
+running upon a warr and my money. At night home to supper and to bed.
+
+24th (Lord's day). Up, and all the morning in my chamber setting some of
+my private papers in order, for I perceive that now publique business
+takes up so much of my time that I must get time a-Sundays or a-nights to
+look after my owne matters. Dined and spent all the afternoon talking
+with my wife, at night a little to the office, and so home to supper and
+to bed.
+
+25th. Up, and with Sir W. Pen by coach to St. James's and there up to the
+Duke, and after he was ready to his closet, where most of our talke about
+a Dutch warr, and discoursing of things indeed now for it. The Duke,
+which gives me great good hopes, do talk of setting up a good discipline
+in the fleete. In the Duke's chamber there is a bird, given him by Mr.
+Pierce, the surgeon, comes from the East Indys, black the greatest part,
+with the finest collar of white about the neck; but talks many things and
+neyes like the horse, and other things, the best almost that ever I heard
+bird in my life. Thence down with Mr. Coventry and Sir W. Rider, who was
+there (going along with us from the East Indya house to-day) to discourse
+of my Lord Peterborough's accounts, and then walked over the Parke, and in
+Mr. Cutler's coach with him and Rider as far as the Strand, and thence I
+walked to my Lord Sandwich's, where by agreement I met my wife, and there
+dined with the young ladies; my Lady, being not well, kept her chamber.
+Much simple discourse at table among the young ladies. After dinner
+walked in the garden, talking, with Mr. Moore about my Lord's business.
+He told me my Lord runs in debt every day more and more, and takes little
+care how to come out of it. He counted to me how my Lord pays use now for
+above L9000, which is a sad thing, especially considering the probability
+of his going to sea, in great danger of his life, and his children, many
+of them, to provide for. Thence, the young ladies going out to visit, I
+took my wife by coach out through the city, discoursing how to spend the
+afternoon; and conquered, with much ado, a desire of going to a play; but
+took her out at White Chapel, and to Bednal Green; so to Hackney, where I
+have not been many a year, since a little child I boarded there. Thence
+to Kingsland, by my nurse's house, Goody Lawrence, where my brother Tom
+and I was kept when young. Then to Newington Green, and saw the outside
+of Mrs. Herbert's house, where she lived, and my Aunt Ellen with her; but,
+Lord! how in every point I find myself to over-value things when a child.
+Thence to Islington, and so to St. John's to the Red Bull, and there: saw
+the latter part of a rude prize fought, but with good pleasure enough; and
+thence back to Islington, and at the King's Head, where Pitts lived, we
+'light and eat and drunk for remembrance of the old house sake, and so
+through Kingsland again, and so to Bishopsgate, and so home with great
+pleasure. The country mighty pleasant, and we with great content home,
+and after supper to bed, only a little troubled at the young ladies
+leaving my wife so to-day, and from some passages fearing my Lady might be
+offended. But I hope the best.
+
+26th. Up, and to my Lord Sandwich's, and coming a little too early, I
+went and saw W. Joyce, and by and by comes in Anthony, they both owning a
+great deal of kindness received from me in their late business, and indeed
+I did what I could, and yet less I could not do. It has cost the poor man
+above L40; besides, he is likely to lose his debt. Thence to my Lord's,
+and by and by he comes down, and with him (Creed with us) I rode in his
+coach to St. James's, talking about W. Joyce's business mighty merry, and
+my Lady Peters, he says, is a drunken jade, he himself having seen her
+drunk in the lobby of their House. I went up with him to the Duke, where
+methought the Duke did not shew him any so great fondness as he was wont;
+and methought my Lord was not pleased that I should see the Duke made no
+more of him, not that I know any thing of any unkindnesse, but I think
+verily he is not as he was with him in his esteem. By and by the Duke
+went out and we with him through the Parke, and there I left him going
+into White Hall, and Creed and I walked round the Parke, a pleasant walk,
+observing the birds, which is very pleasant; and so walked to the New
+Exchange, and there had a most delicate dish of curds and creame, and
+discourse with the good woman of the house, a discreet well-bred woman,
+and a place with great delight I shall make it now and then to go thither.
+Thence up, and after a turn or two in the 'Change, home to the Old
+Exchange by coach, where great newes and true, I saw by written letters,
+of strange fires seen at Amsterdam in the ayre, and not only there, but in
+other places thereabout. The talke of a Dutch warr is not so hot, but yet
+I fear it will come to it at last. So home and to the office, where we
+sat late. My wife gone this afternoon to the buriall of my she-cozen
+Scott, a good woman; and it is a sad consideration how the Pepys's decay,
+and nobody almost that I know in a present way of encreasing them. At
+night late at my office, and so home to my wife to supper and to bed.
+
+27th. Up, and all the morning very busy with multitude of clients, till
+my head began to be overloaded. Towards noon I took coach and to the
+Parliament house door, and there staid the rising of the House, and with
+Sir G. Carteret and Mr. Coventry discoursed of some tarr that I have been
+endeavouring to buy, for the market begins apace to rise upon us, and I
+would be glad first to serve the King well, and next if I could I find
+myself now begin to cast how to get a penny myself. Home by coach with
+Alderman Backewell in his coach, whose opinion is that the Dutch will not
+give over the business without putting us to some trouble to set out a
+fleete; and then, if they see we go on well, will seek to salve up the
+matter. Upon the 'Change busy. Thence home to dinner, and thence to the
+office till my head was ready to burst with business, and so with my wife
+by coach, I sent her to my Lady Sandwich and myself to my cozen Roger
+Pepys's chamber, and there he did advise me about our Exchequer business,
+and also about my brother John, he is put by my father upon interceding
+for him, but I will not yet seem the least to pardon him nor can I in my
+heart. However, he and I did talk how to get him a mandamus for a
+fellowship, which I will endeavour. Thence to my Lady's, and in my way
+met Mr. Sanchy, of Cambridge, whom I have not met a great while. He seems
+a simple fellow, and tells me their master, Dr. Rainbow, is newly made
+Bishop of Carlisle. To my Lady's, and she not being well did not see her,
+but straight home with my wife, and late to my office, concluding in the
+business of Wood's masts, which I have now done and I believe taken more
+pains in it than ever any Principall officer in this world ever did in any
+thing to no profit to this day. So, weary, sleepy, and hungry, home and
+to bed. This day the Houses attended the King, and delivered their votes
+to him: upon the business of the Dutch; and he thanks them, and promises
+an answer in writing.
+
+28th. Up and close at my office all the morning. To the 'Change busy at
+noon, and so home to dinner, and then in the afternoon at the office till
+night, and so late home quite tired with business, and without joy in
+myself otherwise than that I am by God's grace enabled to go through it
+and one day, hope to have benefit by it. So home to supper and to bed.
+
+29th. Up betimes, and with Sir W. Rider and Cutler to White Hall. Rider
+and I to St. James's, and there with Mr. Coventry did proceed strictly
+upon some fooleries of Mr. Povy's in my Lord Peterborough's accounts,
+which will touch him home, and I am glad of it, for he is the most
+troublesome impertinent man that ever I met with. Thence to the 'Change,
+and there, after some business, home to dinner, where Luellin and Mount
+came to me and dined, and after dinner my wife and I by coach to see my
+Lady Sandwich, where we find all the children and my Lord removed, and the
+house so melancholy that I thought my Lady had been dead, knowing that she
+was not well; but it seems she hath the meazles, and I fear the small pox,
+poor lady. It grieves me mightily; for it will be a sad houre to the
+family should she miscarry. Thence straight home and to the office, and
+in the evening comes Mr. Hill the merchant and another with him that sings
+well, and we sung some things, and good musique it seemed to me, only my
+mind too full of business to have much pleasure in it. But I will have
+more of it. They gone, and I having paid Mr. Moxon for the work he has
+done for the office upon the King's globes, I to my office, where very
+late busy upon Captain Tayler's bills for his masts, which I think will
+never off my hand. Home to supper and to bed.
+
+30th. Up and all the morning at the office. At noon to the 'Change,
+where, after business done, Sir W. Rider and Cutler took me to the Old
+James and there did give me a good dish of mackerell, the first I have
+seen this year, very good, and good discourse. After dinner we fell to
+business about their contract for tarr, in which and in another business
+of Sir W. Rider's, canvas, wherein I got him to contract with me, I held
+them to some terms against their wills, to the King's advantage, which I
+believe they will take notice of to my credit. Thence home, and by water
+by a gally down to Woolwich, and there a good while with Mr. Pett upon the
+new ship discoursing and learning of him. Thence with Mr. Deane to see
+Mr. Falconer, and there find him in a way to be well. So to the water
+(after much discourse with great content with Mr. Deane) and home late,
+and so to the office, wrote to, my father among other things my continued
+displeasure against my brother John, so that I will give him nothing more
+out of my own purse, which will trouble the poor man, but however it is
+fit that I should take notice of my brother's ill carriage to me. Then
+home and till 12 at night about my month's accounts, wherein I have just
+kept within compass, this having been a spending month. So my people being
+all abed I put myself to bed very sleepy. All the newes now is what will
+become of the Dutch business, whether warr or peace. We all seem to
+desire it, as thinking ourselves to have advantages at present over them;
+for my part I dread it. The Parliament promises to assist the King with
+lives and fortunes, and he receives it with thanks and promises to demand
+satisfaction of the Dutch. My poor Lady Sandwich is fallen sick three
+days since of the meazles. My Lord Digby's business is hushed up, and
+nothing made of it; he is gone, and the discourse quite ended. Never more
+quiet in my family all the days of my life than now, there being only my
+wife and I and Besse and the little girl Susan, the best wenches to our
+content that we can ever expect.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ MAY
+ 1664
+
+May 1st (Lord's day). Lay long in bed. Went not to church, but staid at
+home to examine my last night's accounts, which I find right, and that I
+am L908 creditor in the world, the same I was last month. Dined, and
+after dinner down by water with my wife and Besse with great pleasure as
+low as Greenwich and so back, playing as it were leisurely upon the water
+to Deptford, where I landed and sent my wife up higher to land below
+Half-way house. I to the King's yard and there spoke about several
+businesses with the officers, and so with Mr. Wayth consulting about
+canvas, to Half-way house where my wife was, and after eating there we
+broke and walked home before quite dark. So to supper, prayers, and to
+bed.
+
+2nd. Lay pretty long in bed. So up and by water to St. James's, and
+there attended the Duke with Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes, and having
+done our work with him walked to Westminster Hall, and after walking there
+and talking of business met Mr. Rawlinson and by coach to the 'Change,
+where I did some business, and home to dinner, and presently by coach to
+the King's Play-house to see "The Labyrinth," but, coming too soon, walked
+to my Lord's to hear how my Lady do, who is pretty well; at least past all
+fear. There by Captain Ferrers meeting with an opportunity of my Lord's
+coach, to carry us to the Parke anon, we directed it to come to the
+play-house door; and so we walked, my wife and I and Madamoiselle. I paid
+for her going in, and there saw "The Labyrinth," the poorest play,
+methinks, that ever I saw, there being nothing in it but the odd accidents
+that fell out, by a lady's being bred up in man's apparel, and a man in a
+woman's. Here was Mrs. Stewart, who is indeed very pretty, but not like
+my Lady Castlemayne, for all that. Thence in the coach to the Parke, where
+no pleasure; there being much dust, little company, and one of our horses
+almost spoiled by falling down, and getting his leg over the pole; but all
+mended presently, and after riding up and down, home. Set Madamoiselle at
+home; and we home, and to my office, whither comes Mr. Bland, and pays me
+the debt he acknowledged he owed me for my service in his business of the
+Tangier Merchant, twenty pieces of new gold, a pleasant sight. It cheered
+my heart; and he being gone, I home to supper, and shewed them my wife;
+and she, poor wretch, would fain have kept them to look on, without any
+other design but a simple love to them; but I thought it not convenient,
+and so took them into my own hand. So, after supper, to bed.
+
+3rd. Up, and being ready, went by agreement to Mr. Bland's and there
+drank my morning draft in good chocollatte, and slabbering my band sent
+home for another, and so he and I by water to White Hall, and walked to
+St. James's, where met Creed and Vernatty, and by and by Sir W. Rider, and
+so to Mr. Coventry's chamber, and there upon my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, where I endeavoured to shew the folly and punish it as much as I
+could of Mr. Povy; for, of all the men in the world, I never knew any man
+of his degree so great a coxcomb in such imployments. I see I have lost
+him forever, but I value it not; for he is a coxcomb, and, I doubt, not
+over honest, by some things which I see; and yet, for all his folly, he
+hath the good lucke, now and then, to speak his follies in as good words,
+and with as good a show, as if it were reason, and to the purpose, which
+is really one of the wonders of my life. Thence walked to Westminster
+Hall; and there, in the Lords' House, did in a great crowd, from ten
+o'clock till almost three, hear the cause of Mr. Roberts, my Lord Privy
+Seal's son, against Win, who by false ways did get the father of Mr.
+Roberts's wife (Mr. Bodvill) to give him the estate and disinherit his
+daughter. The cause was managed for my Lord Privy Seal by Finch the
+Solicitor [General]; but I do really think that he is truly a man of as
+great eloquence as ever I heard, or ever hope to hear in all my life.
+Thence, after long staying to speak with my Lord Sandwich, at last he
+coming out to me and speaking with me about business of my Lord
+Peterborough, I by coach home to the office, where all the afternoon, only
+stept home to eat one bit and to the office again, having eaten nothing
+before to-day. My wife abroad with my aunt Wight and Norbury. I in the
+evening to my uncle Wight's, and not finding them come home, they being
+gone to the Parke and the Mulberry garden, I went to the 'Change, and
+there meeting with Mr. Hempson, whom Sir W. Batten has lately turned out
+of his place, merely because of his coming to me when he came to town
+before he went to him, and there he told me many rogueries of Sir W.
+Batten, how he knows and is able to prove that Captain Cox of Chatham did
+give him L10 in gold to get him to certify for him at the King's coming
+in, and that Tom Newborne did make [the] poor men give him L3 to get Sir
+W. Batten to cause them to be entered in the yard, and that Sir W. Batten
+had oftentimes said: "by God, Tom, you shall get something and I will have
+some on't." His present clerk that is come in Norman's' room has given
+him something for his place; that they live high and (as Sir Francis
+Clerk's lady told his wife) do lack money as well as other people, and
+have bribes of a piece of sattin and cabinetts and other things from
+people that deal with him, and that hardly any body goes to see or hath
+anything done by Sir W. Batten but it comes with a bribe, and that this is
+publickly true that his wife was a whore, and that he had libells flung
+within his doors for a cuckold as soon as he was married; that he received
+L100 in money and in other things to the value of L50 more of Hempson, and
+that he intends to give him back but L50; that he hath abused the Chest
+and hath now some L1000 by him of it. I met also upon the 'Change with Mr.
+Cutler, and he told me how for certain Lawson hath proclaimed warr again
+with Argier, though they had at his first coming given back the ships
+which they had taken, and all their men; though they refused afterwards to
+make him restitution for the goods which they had taken out of them.
+Thence to my uncle Wight's, and he not being at home I went with Mr.
+Norbury near hand to the Fleece, a mum house in Leadenhall, and there
+drunk mum and by and by broke up, it being about 11 o'clock at night, and
+so leaving them also at home, went home myself and to bed.
+
+4th. Up, and my new Taylor, Langford, comes and takes measure of me for a
+new black cloth suit and cloake, and I think he will prove a very carefull
+fellow and will please me well. Thence to attend my Lord Peterborough in
+bed and give him an account of yesterday's proceeding with Povy. I
+perceive I labour in a business will bring me little pleasure; but no
+matter, I shall do the King some service. To my Lord's lodgings, where
+during my Lady's sickness he is, there spoke with him about the same
+business. Back and by water to my cozen Scott's. There condoled with him
+the loss of my cozen, his wife, and talked about his matters, as atturney
+to my father, in his administering to my brother Tom. He tells me we are
+like to receive some shame about the business of his bastarde with Jack
+Noble; but no matter, so it cost us no money. Thence to the Coffee-house
+and to the 'Change a while. News uncertain how the Dutch proceed. Some
+say for, some against a war. The plague increases at Amsterdam. So home
+to dinner, and after dinner to my office, where very late, till my eyes
+(which begin to fail me nowadays by candlelight) begin to trouble me.
+Only in the afternoon comes Mr. Peter Honiwood to see me and gives me
+20s., his and his friends' pence for my brother John, which, God forgive
+my pride, methinks I think myself too high to take of him; but it is an
+ungratefull pitch of pride in me, which God forgive. Home at night to
+supper and to bed.
+
+5th. Up betimes to my office, busy, and so abroad to change some plate
+for my father to send to-day by the carrier to Brampton, but I observe and
+do fear it may be to my wrong that I change spoons of my uncle Robert's
+into new and set a P upon them that thereby I cannot claim them hereafter,
+as it was my brother Tom's practice. However, the matter of this is not
+great, and so I did it. So to the 'Change, and meeting Sir W. Warren,
+with him to a taverne, and there talked, as we used to do, of the evils
+the King suffers in our ordering of business in the Navy, as Sir W. Batten
+now forces us by his knavery. So home to dinner, and to the office, where
+all the afternoon, and thence betimes home, my eyes beginning every day to
+grow less and less able to bear with long reading or writing, though it be
+by daylight; which I never observed till now. So home to my wife, and
+after supper to bed.
+
+6th. This morning up and to my office, where Sympson my joyner came to
+work upon altering my closet, which I alter by setting the door in another
+place, and several other things to my great content. Busy at it all day,
+only in the afternoon home, and there, my books at the office being out of
+order, wrote letters and other businesses. So at night with my head full
+of the business of my closet home to bed, and strange it is to think how
+building do fill my mind and put out all other things out of my thoughts.
+
+7th. Betimes at my office with the joyners, and giving order for other
+things about it. By and by we sat all the morning. At noon to dinner,
+and after dinner comes Deane of Woolwich, and I spent, as I had appointed,
+all the afternoon with him about instructions which he gives me to
+understand the building of a ship, and I think I shall soon understand it.
+In the evening a little to my office to see how the work goes forward
+there, and then home and spent the evening also with Mr. Deane, and had a
+good supper, and then to bed, he lying at my house.
+
+8th (Lord's day). This day my new tailor, Mr. Langford, brought me home a
+new black cloth suit and cloake lined with silk moyre, and he being gone,
+who pleases me very well with his work and I hope will use me pretty well,
+then Deane and I to my chamber, and there we repeated my yesterday's
+lesson about ships all the morning, and I hope I shall soon understand it.
+At noon to dinner, and strange how in discourse he cries up chymistry from
+some talk he has had with an acquaintance of his, a chymist, when, poor
+man, he understands not one word of it. But I discern very well that it
+is only his good nature, but in this of building ships he hath taken great
+pains, more than most builders I believe have. After dinner he went
+away, and my wife and I to church, and after church to Sir W. Pen, and
+there sat and talked with him, and the perfidious rogue seems, as he do
+always, mightily civil to us, though I know he hates and envies us. So
+home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+9th. Up and to my office all the morning, and there saw several things
+done in my work to my great content, and at noon home to dinner, and after
+dinner in Sir W. Pen's coach he set my wife and I down at the New
+Exchange, and after buying some things we walked to my Lady Sandwich's,
+who, good lady, is now, thanks be to God! so well as to sit up, and sent
+to us, if we were not afeard, to come up to her. So we did; but she was
+mightily against my wife's coming so near her; though, poor wretch! she is
+as well as ever she was, as to the meazles, and nothing can I see upon her
+face. There we sat talking with her above three hours, till six o'clock,
+of several things with great pleasure and so away, and home by coach,
+buying several things for my wife in our way, and so after looking what
+had been done in my office to-day, with good content home to supper and to
+bed. But, strange, how I cannot get any thing to take place in my mind
+while my work lasts at my office. This day my wife and I in our way to
+Paternoster Row to buy things called upon Mr. Hollyard to advise upon her
+drying up her issue in her leg, which inclines of itself to dry up, and he
+admits of it that it should be dried up.
+
+10th. Up and at my office looking after my workmen all the morning, and
+after the office was done did the same at night, and so home to supper and
+to bed.
+
+11th. Up and all day, both forenoon and afternoon, at my office to see it
+finished by the joyners and washed and every thing in order, and indeed
+now my closet is very convenient and pleasant for me. My uncle Wight came
+to me to my office this afternoon to speak with me about Mr. Maes's
+business again, and from me went to my house to see my wife, and strange
+to think that my wife should by and by send for me after he was gone to
+tell me that he should begin discourse of her want of children and his
+also, and how he thought it would be best for him and her to have one
+between them, and he would give her L500 either in money or jewells
+beforehand, and make the child his heir. He commended her body, and
+discoursed that for all he knew the thing was lawful. She says she did
+give him a very warm answer, such as he did not excuse himself by saying
+that he said this in jest, but told her that since he saw what her mind
+was he would say no more to her of it, and desired her to make no words of
+it. It seemed he did say all this in a kind of counterfeit laugh, but by
+all words that passed, which I cannot now so well set down, it is plain to
+me that he was in good earnest, and that I fear all his kindness is but
+only his lust to her. What to think of it of a sudden I know not, but I
+think not to take notice yet of it to him till I have thought better of
+it. So with my mind and head a little troubled I received a letter from
+Mr. Coventry about a mast for the Duke's yacht, which with other business
+makes me resolve to go betimes to Woolwich to-morrow. So to supper and to
+bed.
+
+12th. Up by 4 o'clock and by water to Woolwich, where did some business
+and walked to Greenwich, good discourse with Mr. Deane best part of the
+way; there met by appointment Commissioner Pett, and with him to Deptford,
+where did also some business, and so home to my office, and at noon Mrs.
+Hunt and her cozens child and mayd came and dined with me. My wife sick
+. . . in bed. I was troubled with it, but, however, could not help it,
+but attended them till after dinner, and then to the office and there sat
+all the afternoon, and by a letter to me this afternoon from Mr. Coventry
+I saw the first appearance of a warr with Holland. So home; and betimes
+to bed because of rising to-morrow.
+
+13th. Up before three o'clock, and a little after upon the water, it
+being very light as at noon, and a bright sunrising; but by and by a
+rainbow appeared, the first that ever in a morning I saw, and then it fell
+a-raining a little, but held up again, and I to Woolwich, where before all
+the men came to work I with Mr. Deane spent two hours upon the new ship,
+informing myself in the names and natures of many parts of her to my great
+content, and so back again, without doing any thing else, and after
+shifting myself away to Westminster, looking after Mr. Maes's business and
+others. In the Painted Chamber I heard a fine conference between some of
+the two Houses upon the Bill for Conventicles. The Lords would be freed
+from having their houses searched by any but the Lord Lieutenant of the
+County; and upon being found guilty, to be tried only by their peers; and
+thirdly, would have it added, that whereas the Bill says, "That that,
+among other things, shall be a conventicle wherein any such meeting is
+found doing any thing contrary to the Liturgy of the Church of England,"
+they would have it added, "or practice." The Commons to the Lords said,
+that they knew not what might hereafter be found out which might be called
+the practice of the Church of England; for there are many things may be
+said to be the practice of the Church, which were never established by any
+law, either common, statute, or canon; as singing of psalms, binding up
+prayers at the end of the Bible, and praying extempore before and after
+sermon: and though these are things indifferent, yet things for aught they
+at present know may be started, which may be said to be the practice of
+the Church which would not be fit to allow. For the Lords' priviledges,
+Mr. Walter told them how tender their predecessors had been of the
+priviledges of the Lords; but, however, where the peace of the kingdom
+stands in competition with them, they apprehend those priviledges must
+give place. He told them that he thought, if they should owne all to be
+the priviledges of the Lords which might be demanded, they should be led
+like the man (who granted leave to his neighbour to pull off his horse's
+tail, meaning that he could not do it at once) that hair by hair had his
+horse's tail pulled off indeed: so the Commons, by granting one thing
+after another, might be so served by the Lords. Mr. Vaughan, whom I could
+not to my grief perfectly hear, did say, if that they should be obliged in
+this manner to, exempt the Lords from every thing, it would in time come
+to pass that whatever (be [it] never so great) should be voted by the
+Commons as a thing penall for a commoner, the contrary should be thought a
+priviledge to the Lords: that also in this business, the work of a
+conventicle being but the work of an hour, the cause of a search would be
+over before a Lord Lieutenant, who may be many miles off, can be sent for;
+and that all this dispute is but about L100; for it is said in the Act,
+that it shall be banishment or payment of L100. I thereupon heard the
+Duke of Lenox say, that there might be Lords who could not always be ready
+to lose L100, or some such thing: They broke up without coming to any end
+in it. There was also in the Commons' House a great quarrel about Mr.
+Prin, and it was believed that he should have been sent to the Towre, for
+adding something to a Bill (after it was ordered to be engrossed) of his
+own head--a Bill for measures for wine and other things of that sort, and
+a Bill of his owne bringing in; but it appeared he could not mean any hurt
+in it. But, however, the King was fain to write in his behalf, and all
+was passed over. But it is worth my remembrance, that I saw old Ryly the
+Herald, and his son; and spoke to his son, who told me in very bad words
+concerning Mr. Prin, that the King had given him an office of keeping the
+Records; but that he never comes thither, nor had been there these six
+months: so that I perceive they expect to get his imployment from him.
+Thus every body is liable to be envied and supplanted. At noon over to
+the Leg, where Sir G. Ascue, Sir Robt. Parkhurst and Sir W. Pen dined. A
+good dinner and merry. Thence to White Hall walking up and down a great
+while, but the Council not meeting soon enough I went homeward, calling
+upon my cozen Roger Pepys, with whom I talked and heard so much from him
+of his desire that I would see my brother's debts paid, and things still
+of that nature tending to my parting with what I get with pain to serve
+others' expenses that I was cruelly vexed. Thence to Sir R. Bernard, and
+there heard something of Pigott's delay of paying our money, that that
+also vexed me mightily. So home and there met with a letter from my cozen
+Scott, which tells me that he is resolved to meddle no more with our
+business, of administering for my father, which altogether makes me almost
+distracted to think of the trouble that I am like to meet with by other
+folks' business more than ever I hope to have by my owne. So with great
+trouble of mind to bed.
+
+14th. Up, full of pain, I believe by cold got yesterday. So to the
+office, where we sat, and after office home to dinner, being in
+extraordinary pain. After dinner my pain increasing I was forced to go to
+bed, and by and by my pain rose to be as great for an hour or two as ever
+I remember it was in any fit of the stone, both in the lower part of my
+belly and in my back also. No wind could I break. I took a glyster, but
+it brought away but a little, and my height of pain followed it. At last
+after two hours lying thus in most extraordinary anguish, crying and
+roaring, I know not what, whether it was my great sweating that may do it,
+but upon getting by chance, among my other tumblings, upon my knees, in
+bed, my pain began to grow less and less, till in an hour after I was in
+very little pain, but could break no wind, nor make any water, and so
+continued, and slept well all night.
+
+15th (Lord's day). Rose, and as I had intended without reference to this
+pain, took physique, and it wrought well with me, my wife lying from me
+to-night, the first time she did in the same house ever since we were
+married, I think (unless while my father was in town, that he lay with
+me). She took physique also to-day, and both of our physiques wrought
+well, so we passed our time to-day, our physique having done working, with
+some pleasure talking, but I was not well, for I could make no water yet,
+but a drop or two with great pain, nor break any wind. In the evening
+came Mr. Vernatty to see me and discourse about my Lord Peterborough's
+business, and also my uncle Wight and Norbury, but I took no notice nor
+showed any different countenance to my uncle Wight, or he to me, for all
+that he carried himself so basely to my wife the last week, but will take
+time to make my use of it. So, being exceeding hot, to bed, and slept
+well.
+
+16th. Forced to rise because of going to the Duke to St. James's, where
+we did our usual business, and thence by invitation to Mr. Pierces the
+chyrurgeon, where I saw his wife, whom I had not seen in many months
+before. She holds her complexion still, but in everything else, even in
+this her new house and the best rooms in it, and her closet which her
+husband with some vainglory took me to show me, she continues the eeriest
+slattern that ever I knew in my life. By and by we to see an experiment
+of killing a dogg by letting opium into his hind leg. He and Dr. Clerke
+did fail mightily in hitting the vein, and in effect did not do the
+business after many trials; but with the little they got in, the dogg did
+presently fall asleep, and so lay till we cut him up, and a little dogg
+also, which they put it down his throate; he also staggered first, and
+then fell asleep, and so continued. Whether he recovered or no, after I
+was gone, I know not, but it is a strange and sudden effect. Thence
+walked to Westminster Hall, where the King was expected to come to
+prorogue the House, but it seems, afterwards I hear, he did not come. I
+promised to go again to Mr. Pierce's, but my pain grew so great, besides a
+bruise I got to-day in my right testicle, which now vexes me as much as
+the other, that I was mighty melancholy, and so by coach home and there
+took another glyster, but find little good by it, but by sitting still my
+pain of my bruise went away, and so after supper to bed, my wife and I
+having talked and concluded upon sending my father an offer of having Pall
+come to us to be with us for her preferment, if by any means I can get her
+a husband here, which, though it be some trouble to us, yet it will be
+better than to have her stay there till nobody will have her and then be
+flung upon my hands.
+
+17th. Slept well all night and lay long, then rose and wrote my letter to
+my father about Pall, as we had resolved last night. So to dinner and
+then to the office, finding myself better than I was, and making a little
+water, but not yet breaking any great store of wind, which I wonder at,
+for I cannot be well till I do do it. After office home and to supper and
+with good ease to bed, and endeavoured to tie my hands that I might not
+lay them out of bed, by which I believe I have got cold, but I could not
+endure it.
+
+18th. Up and within all the morning, being willing to keep as much as I
+could within doors, but receiving a very wakening letter from Mr. Coventry
+about fitting of ships, which speaks something like to be done, I went
+forth to the office, there to take order in things, and after dinner to
+White Hall to a Committee of Tangier, but did little. So home again and
+to Sir W. Pen, who, among other things of haste in this new order for
+ships, is ordered to be gone presently to Portsmouth to look after the
+work there. I staid to discourse with him, and so home to supper, where
+upon a fine couple of pigeons, a good supper; and here I met a pretty
+cabinet sent me by Mr. Shales, which I give my wife, the first of that
+sort of goods I ever had yet, and very conveniently it comes for her
+closett. I staid up late finding out the private boxes, but could not do
+some of them, and so to bed, afraid that I have been too bold to-day in
+venturing in the cold. This day I begun to drink butter-milke and whey,
+and I hope to find great good by it.
+
+19th. Up, and it being very rayny weather, which makes it cooler than it
+was, by coach to Charing Cross with Sir W. Pen, who is going to Portsmouth
+this day, and left him going to St. James's to take leave of the Duke, and
+I to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier; where God forgive how our
+Report of my Lord Peterborough's accounts was read over and agreed to by
+the Lords, without one of them understanding it! And had it been what it
+would, it had gone: and, besides, not one thing touching the King's profit
+in it minded or hit upon. Thence by coach home again, and all the morning
+at the office, sat, and all the afternoon till 9 at night, being fallen
+again to business, and I hope my health will give me leave to follow it.
+So home to supper and to bed, finding myself pretty well. A pretty good
+stool, which I impute to my whey to-day, and broke wind also.
+
+20th. Up and to my office, whither by and by comes Mr. Cholmely, and
+staying till the rest of the company come he told me how Mr. Edward
+Montagu is turned out of the Court, not [to] return again. His fault, I
+perceive, was his pride, and most of all his affecting to seem great with
+the Queene and it seems indeed had more of her eare than any body else,
+and would be with her talking alone two or three hours together; insomuch
+that the Lords about the King, when he would be jesting with them about
+their wives, would tell the King that he must have a care of his wife too,
+for she hath now the gallant: and they say the King himself did once ask
+Montagu how his mistress (meaning the Queene) did. He grew so proud, and
+despised every body, besides suffering nobody, he or she, to get or do any
+thing about the Queene, that they all laboured to do him a good turn.
+They also say that he did give some affront to the Duke of Monmouth, which
+the King himself did speak to him of. But strange it is that this man
+should, from the greatest negligence in the world, come to be the miracle
+of attendance, so as to take all offices from everybody, either men or
+women, about the Queene. Insomuch that he was observed as a miracle, but
+that which is the worst, that which in a wise manner performed [would]
+turn to his greatest advantage, was by being so observed employed to his
+greatest wrong, the world concluding that there must be something more
+than ordinary to cause him to do this. So he is gone, nobody pitying but
+laughing at him; and he pretends only that he is gone to his father, that
+is sick in the country. By and by comes Povy, Creed, and Vernatty, and so
+to their accounts, wherein more trouble and vexation with Povy. That
+being done, I sent them going and myself fell to business till dinner. So
+home to dinner very pleasant. In the afternoon to my office, where busy
+again, and by and by came a letter from my father so full of trouble for
+discontents there between my mother and servants, and such troubles to my
+father from hence from Cave that hath my brother's bastard that I know not
+what in the world to do, but with great trouble, it growing night, spent
+some time walking, and putting care as much as I could out of my head,
+with my wife in the garden, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+21st. Up, called by Mr. Cholmely, and walked with him in the garden till
+others came to another Committee of Tangier, as we did meet as we did use
+to do, to see more of Povy's folly, and so broke up, and at the office sat
+all the morning, Mr. Coventry with us, and very hot we are getting out
+some ships. At noon to the 'Change, and there did some business, and
+thence home to dinner, and so abroad with my wife by coach to the New
+Exchange, and there laid out almost 40s. upon her, and so called to see my
+Lady Sandwich, whom we found in her dining-room, which joyed us mightily;
+but she looks very thin, poor woman, being mightily broke. She told us
+that Mr. Montagu is to return to Court, as she hears, which I wonder at,
+and do hardly believe. So home and to my office, where late, and so home
+to supper and to bed.
+
+22nd (Lord's day). Up and by water to White Hall to my Lord's lodgings,
+and with him walked to White Hall without any great discourse, nor do I
+find that he do mind business at all. Here the Duke of Yorke called me to
+him, to ask me whether I did intend to go with him to Chatham or no. I
+told him if he commanded, but I did believe there would be business here
+for me, and so he told me then it would be better to stay, which I suppose
+he will take better than if I had been forward to go. Thence, after
+staying and seeing the throng of people to attend the King to Chappell
+(but, Lord! what a company of sad, idle people they are) I walked to St.
+James's with Colonell Remes, where staid a good while and then walked to
+White Hall with Mr. Coventry, talking about business. So meeting Creed,
+took him with me home and to dinner, a good dinner, and thence by water to
+Woolwich, where mighty kindly received by Mrs. Falconer and her husband,
+who is now pretty well again, this being the first time I ever carried my
+wife thither. I walked to the Docke, where I met Mrs. Ackworth alone at
+home, and God forgive me! what thoughts I had, but I had not the courage
+to stay, but went to Mr. Pett's and walked up and down the yard with him
+and Deane talking about the dispatch of the ships now in haste, and by and
+by Creed and my wife and a friend of Mr. Falconer's came with the boat and
+called me, and so by water to Deptford, where I landed, and after talking
+with others walked to Half-way house with Mr. Wayth talking about the
+business of his supplying us with canvas, and he told me in discourse
+several instances of Sir W. Batten's cheats. So to Half-way house,
+whither my wife and them were gone before, and after drinking there we
+walked, and by water home, sending Creed and the other with the boat home.
+Then wrote a letter to Mr. Coventry, and so a good supper of pease, the
+first I eat this year, and so to bed.
+
+23rd. Up and to the office, where Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and
+myself met and did business, we being in a mighty hurry. The King is gone
+down with the Duke and a great crew this morning by break of day to
+Chatham. Towards noon I and my wife by water to Woolwich, leaving my wife
+at Mr. Falconer's, and Mr. Hater and I with some officers of the yard on
+board to see several ships how ready they are. Then to Mr. Falconer's to
+a good dinner, having myself carried them a vessel of sturgeon and a
+Lamprey pie, and then to the Yarde again, and among other things did at
+Mr. Ackworth's obtain a demonstration of his being a knave; but I did not
+discover it, till it be a little more seasonable. So back to the Ropeyard
+and took my wife and Mr. Hater back, it raining mighty hard of a sudden,
+but we with the tilt
+
+ [Tilt (A.S. teld) represents a tent or awning. It was used for a
+ cloth covering for a cart or waggon, or for a canopy or awning over
+ a portion of a boat.]
+
+kept ourselves dry. So to Deptford, did some business there; but, Lord!
+to see how in both places the King's business, if ever it should come to a
+warr, is likely to be done, there not being a man that looks or speaks
+like a man that will take pains, or use any forecast to serve the King, at
+which I am heartily troubled. So home, it raining terribly, but we still
+dry, and at the office late discoursing with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W.
+Batten, who like a couple of sots receive all I say but to little purpose.
+So late home to supper and to bed.
+
+24th. Up and to the office, where Sir J. Minnes and I sat all the
+morning, and after dinner thither again, and all the afternoon hard at the
+office till night, and so tired home to supper and to bed. This day I
+heard that my uncle Fenner is dead, which makes me a little sad, to see
+with what speed a great many of my friends are gone, and more, I fear, for
+my father's sake, are going.
+
+25th. Took physique betimes and to sleep, then up, it working all the
+morning. At noon dined, and in the afternoon in my chamber spending two
+or three hours to look over some unpleasant letters and things of trouble
+to answer my father in, about Tom's business and others, that vexed me,
+but I did go through it and by that means eased my mind very much. This
+afternoon also came Tom and Charles Pepys by my sending for, and received
+of me L40 in part towards their L70 legacy of my uncle's. Spent the
+evening talking with my wife, and so to bed.
+
+26th. Up to the office, where we sat, and I had some high words with Sir
+W. Batten about canvas, wherein I opposed him and all his experience,
+about seams in the middle, and the profit of having many breadths and
+narrow, which I opposed to good purpose, to the rejecting of the whole
+business. At noon home to dinner, and thence took my wife by coach, and
+she to my Lady Sandwich to see her. I to Tom Trice, to discourse about my
+father's giving over his administration to my brother, and thence to Sir
+R. Bernard, and there received L19 in money, and took up my father's bond
+of L21, that is L40, in part of Piggot's L209 due to us, which L40 he pays
+for 7 roods of meadow in Portholme. Thence to my wife, and carried her to
+the Old Bayly, and there we were led to the Quest House, by the church,
+where all the kindred were by themselves at the buriall of my uncle
+Fenner; but, Lord! what a pitiful rout of people there was of them, but
+very good service and great company the whole was. And so anon to church,
+and a good sermon, and so home, having for ease put my L19 into W. Joyce's
+hand, where I left it. So to supper and to bed, being in a little pain
+from some cold got last night lying without anything upon my feet.
+
+27th. Up, not without some pain by cold, which makes me mighty
+melancholy, to think of the ill state of my health. To the office, where
+busy till my brains ready to drop with variety of business, and vexed for
+all that to see the service like to suffer by other people's neglect.
+Vexed also at a letter from my father with two troublesome ones enclosed
+from Cave and Noble, so that I know not what to do therein. At home to
+dinner at noon. But to comfort my heart, Captain Taylor this day brought
+me L20 he promised me for my assistance to him about his masts. After
+dinner to the office again, and thence with Mr. Wayth to St. Catherine's
+to see some variety of canvas's, which indeed was worth my seeing, but
+only I was in some pain, and so took not the delight I should otherwise
+have done. So home to the office, and there busy till late at night, and
+so home to supper and to bed. This morning my taylor brought me a very
+tall mayde to be my cook-mayde; she asked L5, but my wife offered her but
+L3 10s.--whether she will take it or no I know not till to-morrow, but I
+am afeard she will be over high for us, she having last been a chamber
+mayde, and holds up her head, as my little girle Su observed.
+
+28th. Up pretty well as to pain and wind, and to the office, where we sat
+close and did much business. At noon I to the 'Change, and thence to Mr.
+Cutler's, where I heard Sir W. Rider was, where I found them at dinner and
+dined with them, he having yesterday and to-day a fit of a pain like the
+gout, the first time he ever had it. A good dinner. Good discourse, Sir
+W. Rider especially much fearing the issue of a Dutch warr, wherein I very
+highly commend him. Thence home, and at the office a while, and then with
+Mr. Deane to a second lesson upon my Shipwrightry, wherein I go on with
+great pleasure. He being gone I to the office late, and so home to supper
+and to bed. But, Lord! to see how my very going to the 'Change, and being
+without my gowne, presently brought me wind and pain, till I came home and
+was well again; but I am come to such a pass that I shall not know what to
+do with myself, but I am apt to think that it is only my legs that I take
+cold in from my having so long worn a gowne constantly.
+
+29th (Whitsunday. King's Birth and Restauration day). Up, and having
+received a letter last night desiring it from Mr. Coventry, I walked to
+St. James's, and there he and I did long discourse together of the
+business of the office, and the warr with the Dutch; and he seemed to
+argue mightily with the little reason that there is for all this. For
+first, as to the wrong we pretend they have done us: that of the East
+Indys, for their not delivering of Poleron, it is not yet known whether
+they have failed or no; that of their hindering the Leopard cannot amount
+to above L3,000 if true; that of the Guinny Company, all they had done us
+did not amount to above L200 or L300 he told me truly; and that now, from
+what Holmes, without any commission, hath done in taking an island and two
+forts, hath set us much in debt to them; and he believes that Holmes will
+have been so puffed up with this, that he by this time hath been enforced
+with more strength than he had then, hath, I say, done a great deale more
+wrong to them. He do, as to the effect of the warr, tell me clearly that
+it is not any skill of the Dutch that can hinder our trade if we will, we
+having so many advantages over them, of winds, good ports, and men; but it
+is our pride, and the laziness of the merchant. He seems to think that
+there may be some negotiation which may hinder a warr this year, but that
+he speaks doubtfully as unwilling I perceive to be thought to discourse
+any such thing. The main thing he desired to speake with me about was, to
+know whether I do understand my Lord Sandwich's intentions as to going to
+sea with this fleete; saying, that the Duke, if he desires it, is most
+willing to it; but thinking that twelve ships is not a fleete fit for my
+Lord to be troubled to go out with, he is not willing to offer it to him
+till he hath some intimations of his mind to go, or not. He spoke this
+with very great respect as to my Lord, though methinks it is strange they
+should not understand one another better at this time than to need
+another's mediation. Thence walked over the Parke to White Hall, Mr. Povy
+with me, and was taken in a very great showre in the middle of the Parke
+that we were very wet. So up into, the house and with him to the King's
+closett, whither by and by the King came, my Lord Sandwich carrying the
+sword. A Bishopp preached, but he speaking too low for me to hear behind
+the King's closett, I went forth and walked and discoursed with Colonell
+Reames, who seems a very willing man to be informed in his business of
+canvas, which he is undertaking to strike in with us to serve the Navy.
+By and by my Lord Sandwich came forth, and called me to him: and we fell
+into discourse a great while about his business, wherein he seems to be
+very open with me, and to receive my opinion as he used to do; and I hope
+I shall become necessary to him again. He desired me to think of the
+fitness, or not, for him to offer himself to go to sea; and to give him my
+thoughts in a day or two. Thence after sermon among the ladies on the
+Queene's side; where I saw Mrs. Stewart, very fine and pretty, but far
+beneath my Lady Castlemayne. Thence with Mr. Povy home to dinner; where
+extraordinary cheer. And after dinner up and down to see his house. And
+in a word, methinks, for his perspective upon his wall in his garden, and
+the springs rising up with the perspective in the little closett; his room
+floored above with woods of several colours, like but above the best
+cabinet-work I ever saw; his grotto and vault, with his bottles of wine,
+and a well therein to keep them cool; his furniture of all sorts; his bath
+at the top of his house, good pictures, and his manner of eating and
+drinking; do surpass all that ever I did see of one man in all my life.
+Thence walked home and found my uncle Wight and Mr. Rawlinson, who supped
+with me. They being gone, I to bed, being in some pain from my being so
+much abroad to-day, which is a most strange thing that in such warm
+weather the least ayre should get cold and wind in me. I confess it makes
+me mighty sad and out of all content in the world.
+
+30th. Lay long, the bells ringing, it being holiday, and then up and all
+the day long in my study at home studying of shipmaking with great content
+till the evening, and then came Mr. Howe and sat and then supped with me.
+He is a little conceited, but will make a discreet man. He being gone, a
+little to my office, and then home to bed, being in much pain from
+yesterday's being abroad, which is a consideration of mighty sorrow to me.
+
+31st. Up, and called upon Mr. Hollyard, with whom I advised and shall
+fall upon some course of doing something for my disease of the wind, which
+grows upon me every day more and more. Thence to my Lord Sandwich's, and
+while he was dressing I below discoursed with Captain Cooke, and I think
+if I do find it fit to keep a boy at all I had as good be supplied from
+him with one as any body. By and by up to my Lord, and to discourse about
+his going to sea, and the message I had from Mr. Coventry to him. He
+wonders, as he well may, that this course should be taken, and he every
+day with the Duke, who, nevertheless, seems most friendly to him, who hath
+not yet spoke one word to my Lord of his desire to have him go to sea. My
+Lord do tell me clearly that were it not that he, as all other men that
+were of the Parliament side, are obnoxious to reproach, and so is forced
+to bear what otherwise he would not, he would never suffer every thing to
+be done in the Navy, and he never be consulted; and it seems, in the
+naming of all these commanders for this fleete, he hath never been asked
+one question. But we concluded it wholly inconsistent with his honour not
+to go with this fleete, nor with the reputation which the world hath of
+his interest at Court; and so he did give me commission to tell Mr.
+Coventry that he is most willing to receive any commands from the Duke in
+this fleete, were it less than it is, and that particularly in this
+service. With this message I parted, and by coach to the office, where I
+found Mr. Coventry, and told him this. Methinks, I confess, he did not
+seem so pleased with it as I expected, or at least could have wished, and
+asked me whether I had told my Lord that the Duke do not expect his going,
+which I told him I had. But now whether he means really that the Duke, as
+he told me the other day, do think the Fleete too small for him to take or
+that he would not have him go, I swear I cannot tell. But methinks other
+ways might have been used to put him by without going in this manner about
+it, and so I hope it is out of kindness indeed. Dined at home, and so to
+the office, where a great while alone in my office, nobody near, with
+Bagwell's wife of Deptford, but the woman seems so modest that I durst not
+offer any courtship to her, though I had it in my mind when I brought her
+in to me. But I am resolved to do her husband a courtesy, for I think he
+is a man that deserves very well. So abroad with my wife by coach to St.
+James's, to one Lady Poultny's, where I found my Lord, I doubt, at some
+vain pleasure or other. I did give him a short account of what I had done
+with Mr. Coventry, and so left him, and to my wife again in the coach, and
+with her to the Parke, but the Queene being gone by the Parke to
+Kensington, we staid not but straight home and to supper (the first time I
+have done so this summer), and so to my office doing business, and then to
+my monthly accounts, where to my great comfort I find myself better than I
+was still the last month, and now come to L930. I was told to-day, that
+upon Sunday night last, being the King's birth-day, the King was at my
+Lady Castlemayne's lodgings (over the hither-gates at Lambert's lodgings)
+dancing with fiddlers all night almost; and all the world coming by taking
+notice of it, which I am sorry to hear. The discourse of the town is only
+whether a warr with Holland or no, and we are preparing for it all we can,
+which is but little. Myself subject more than ordinary to pain by winde,
+which makes me very sad, together with the trouble which at present lies
+upon me in my father's behalf, rising from the death of my brother, which
+are many and great. Would to God they were over!
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+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ JUNE & JULY
+ 1664
+
+June 1st. Up, having lain long, going to bed very late after the ending
+of my accounts. Being up Mr. Hollyard came to me, and to my great sorrow,
+after his great assuring me that I could not possibly have the stone
+again, he tells me that he do verily fear that I have it again, and has
+brought me something to dissolve it, which do make me very much troubled,
+and pray to God to ease me. He gone, I down by water to Woolwich and
+Deptford to look after the dispatch of the ships, all the way reading Mr.
+Spencer's Book of Prodigys, which is most ingeniously writ, both for
+matter and style. Home at noon, and my little girl got me my dinner, and
+I presently out by water and landed at Somerset stairs, and thence through
+Covent Garden, where I met with Mr. Southwell (Sir W. Pen's friend), who
+tells me the very sad newes of my Lord Tiviott's and nineteen more
+commission officers being killed at Tangier by the Moores, by an ambush of
+the enemy upon them, while they were surveying their lines; which is very
+sad, and, he says, afflicts the King much. Thence to W. Joyce's, where by
+appointment I met my wife (but neither of them at home), and she and I to
+the King's house, and saw "The Silent Woman;" but methought not so well
+done or so good a play as I formerly thought it to be, or else I am
+nowadays out of humour. Before the play was done, it fell such a storm of
+hayle, that we in the middle of the pit were fain to rise;
+
+ [The stage was covered in by a tiled roof, but the pit was open to
+ the sky. "The pit lay open to the weather for sake of light, but
+ was subsequently covered in with a glazed cupola, which, however,
+ only imperfectly protected the audience, so that in stormy weather
+ the house was thrown into disorder, and the people in the pit were
+ fain to rise" (Cunningham's "Story of Nell Gwyn," ed. 1893, p. 33).]
+
+and all the house in a disorder, and so my wife and I out and got into a
+little alehouse, and staid there an hour after the play was done before we
+could get a coach, which at last we did (and by chance took up Joyce
+Norton and Mrs. Bowles, and set them at home), and so home ourselves, and
+I, after a little to my office, so home to supper and to bed.
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and then to the
+'Change, where after some stay by coach with Sir J. Minnes and Mr.
+Coventry to St. James's, and there dined with Mr. Coventry very finely,
+and so over the Parke to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier about
+providing provisions, money, and men for Tangier. At it all the
+afternoon, but it is strange to see how poorly and brokenly things are
+done of the greatest consequence, and how soon the memory of this great
+man is gone, or, at least, out of mind by the thoughts of who goes next,
+which is not yet knowne. My Lord of Oxford, Muskerry, and several others
+are discoursed of. It seems my Lord Tiviott's design was to go a mile and
+half out of the towne, to cut down a wood in which the enemy did use to
+lie in ambush. He had sent several spyes; but all brought word that the
+way was clear, and so might be for any body's discovery of an enemy before
+you are upon them. There they were all snapt, he and all his officers,
+and about 200 men, as they say; there being left now in the garrison but
+four captains. This happened the 3d of May last, being not before that
+day twelvemonth of his entering into his government there: but at his
+going out in the morning he said to some of his officers, "Gentlemen, let
+us look to ourselves, for it was this day three years that so many brave
+Englishmen were knocked on the head by the Moores, when Fines made his
+sally out." Here till almost night, and then home with Sir J. Minnes by
+coach, and so to my office a while, and home to supper and bed, being now
+in constant pain in my back, but whether it be only wind or what it is the
+Lord knows, but I fear the worst.
+
+3rd. Up, still in a constant pain in my back, which much afflicts me with
+fear of the consequence of it. All the morning at the office, we sat at
+the office extraordinary upon the business of our stores, but, Lord! what
+a pitiful account the Surveyor makes of it grieves my heart. This morning
+before I came out I made a bargain with Captain Taylor for a ship for the
+Commissioners for Tangier, wherein I hope to get L40 or L50. To the
+'Change, and thence home and dined, and then by coach to White Hall,
+sending my wife to Mrs. Hunt's. At the Committee for Tangier all the
+afternoon, where a sad consideration to see things of so great weight
+managed in so confused a manner as it is, so as I would not have the
+buying of an acre of land bought by the Duke of York and Mr. Coventry, for
+ought I see, being the only two that do anything like men; Prince Rupert
+do nothing but swear and laugh a little, with an oathe or two, and that's
+all he do. Thence called my wife and home, and I late at my office, and
+so home to supper and to bed, pleased at my hopes of gains by to-day's
+work, but very sad to think of the state of my health.
+
+4th. Up and to St. James's by coach, after a good deal of talk before I
+went forth with J. Noble, who tells me that he will secure us against
+Cave, that though he knows, and can prove it, yet nobody else can prove
+it, to be Tom's child; that the bond was made by one Hudson, a scrivener,
+next to the Fountaine taverne, in the Old Bayly; that the children were
+born, and christened, and entered in the parish-book of St. Sepulchre's,
+by the name of Anne and Elizabeth Taylor and he will give us security
+against Cave if we pay him the money. And then up to the Duke, and was
+with him giving him an account how matters go, and of the necessity there
+is of a power to presse seamen, without which we cannot really raise men
+for this fleete of twelve sayle, besides that it will assert the King's
+power of pressing, which at present is somewhat doubted, and will make the
+Dutch believe that we are in earnest. Thence by water to the office,
+where we sat till almost two o'clock. This morning Captain Ferrer came to
+the office to tell me that my Lord hath given him a promise of Young's
+place in the Wardrobe, and hearing that I pretend a promise to it he comes
+to ask my consent, which I denied him, and told him my Lord may do what he
+pleases with his promise to me, but my father's condition is not so as
+that I should let it go if my Lord will stand to his word, and so I sent
+him going, myself being troubled a little at it. After office I with Mr.
+Coventry by water to St. James's and dined with him, and had excellent
+discourse from him. So to the Committee for Tangier all afternoon, where
+still the same confused doings, and my Lord Fitz-Harding now added to the
+Committee; which will signify much. It grieves me to see how brokenly
+things are ordered. So by coach home, and at my office late, and so to
+supper and to bed, my body by plenty of breaking of wind being just now
+pretty well again, having had a constant akeing in my back these 5 or 6
+days. Mr. Coventry discoursing this noon about Sir W. Batten (what a sad
+fellow he is!) told me how the King told him the other day how Sir W.
+Batten, being in the ship with him and Prince Rupert when they expected to
+fight with Warwick, did walk up and down sweating with a napkin under his
+throat to dry up his sweat; and that Prince Rupert being a most jealous
+man, and particularly of Batten, do walk up and down swearing bloodily to
+the King, that Batten had a mind to betray them to-day, and that the
+napkin was a signal; "but, by God," says he, "if things go ill, the first
+thing I will do is to shoot him." He discoursed largely and bravely to me
+concerning the different sort of valours, the active and passive valour.
+For the latter, he brought as an instance General Blake; who, in the
+defending of Taunton and Lime for the Parliament, did through his stubborn
+sort of valour defend it the most 'opiniastrement' that ever any man did
+any thing; and yet never was the man that ever made any attaque by land or
+sea, but rather avoyded it on all, even fair occasions. On the other
+side, Prince Rupert, the boldest attaquer in the world for personal
+courage; and yet, in the defending of Bristol, no man ever did anything
+worse, he wanting the patience and seasoned head to consult and advise for
+defence, and to bear with the evils of a siege. The like he says is said
+of my Lord Tiviott, who was the boldest adventurer of his person in the
+world, and from a mean man in few years was come to this greatness of
+command and repute only by the death of all his officers, he many times
+having the luck of being the only survivor of them all, by venturing upon
+services for the King of France that nobody else would; and yet no man
+upon a defence, he being all fury and no judgment in a fight. He tells me
+above all of the Duke of Yorke, that he is more himself and more of
+judgement is at hand in him in the middle of a desperate service, than at
+other times, as appeared in the business of Dunkirke, wherein no man ever
+did braver things, or was in hotter service in the close of that day,
+being surrounded with enemies; and then, contrary to the advice of all
+about him, his counsel carried himself and the rest through them safe, by
+advising that he might make his passage with but a dozen with him; "For,"
+says he, "the enemy cannot move after me so fast with a great body, and
+with a small one we shall be enough to deal with them;" and though he is a
+man naturally martiall to the highest degree, yet a man that never in his
+life talks one word of himself or service of his owne, but only that he
+saw such or such a thing, and lays it down for a maxime that a Hector can
+have no courage. He told me also, as a great instance of some men, that
+the Prince of Condo's excellence is, that there not being a more furious
+man in the world, danger in fight never disturbs him more than just to
+make him civill, and to command in words of great obligation to his
+officers and men; but without any the least disturbance in his judgment or
+spirit.
+
+5th (Lord's day). About one in the morning I was knocked up by my mayds
+to come to my wife who is very ill. I rose, and from some cold she got
+to-day, or from something else, she is taken with great gripings, a
+looseness, and vomiting. I lay a while by her upon the bed, she being in
+great pain, poor wretch, but that being a little over I to bed again, and
+lay, and then up and to my office all the morning, setting matters to
+rights in some accounts and papers, and then to dinner, whither Mr.
+Shepley, late come to town, came to me, and after dinner and some pleasant
+discourse he went his way, being to go out of town to Huntington again
+to-morrow. So all the afternoon with my wife discoursing and talking, and
+in the evening to my office doing business, and then home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+6th. Up and found my wife very ill again, which troubles me, but I was
+forced to go forth. So by water with Mr. Gauden and others to see a ship
+hired by me for the Commissioners of Tangier, and to give order therein.
+So back to the office, and by coach with Mr. Gauden to White Hall, and
+there to my Lord Sandwich, and here I met Mr. Townsend very opportunely
+and Captain Ferrer, and after some discourse we did accommodate the
+business of the Wardrobe place, that he shall have the reversion if he
+will take it out by giving a covenant that if Mr. Young' dyes before my
+father my father shall have the benefit of it for his life. So home, and
+thence by water to Deptford, and there found our Trinity Brethren come
+from their election to church, where Dr. Britton made, methought, an
+indifferent sermon touching the decency that we ought to observe in God's
+house, the church, but yet to see how ridiculously some men will carry
+themselves. Sir W. Batten did at open table anon in the name of the whole
+Society desire him to print his sermon, as if the Doctor could think that
+they were fit judges of a good sermon. Then by barge with Sir W. Batten
+to Trinity House. It seems they have with much ado carried it for Sir G.
+Carteret against Captain Harrison, poor man, who by succession ought to
+have been it, and most hands were for him, but only they were forced to
+fright the younger Brethren by requiring them to set their hands (which is
+an ill course) and then Sir G. Carteret carryed it. Here was at dinner my
+Lord Sandwich, Mr. Coventry, my Lord Craven, and others. A great dinner,
+and good company. Mr. Prin also, who would not drink any health, no, not
+the King's, but sat down with his hat on all the while;
+
+ [William Prynne had published in 1628 a small book against the
+ drinking of healths, entitled, "Healthes, Sicknesse; or a
+ compendious and briefe Discourse, prouing, the Drinking and Pledging
+ of Healthes to be sinfull and utterly unlawfull unto Christians
+ . . . wherein all those ordinary objections, excuses or pretences,
+ which are made to justifie, extenuate, or excuse the drinking or
+ pledging of Healthes are likewise cleared and answered." The
+ pamphlet was dedicated to Charles I. as "more interessed in the
+ theame and subject of this compendious discourse then any other that
+ I know," and "because your Majestie of all other persons within your
+ owne dominions, are most dishonoured, prejudiced, and abused by
+ these Healthes."]
+
+but nobody took notice of it to him at all; but in discourse with the
+Doctor he did declare himself that he ever was, and has expressed himself
+in all his books for mixt communion against the Presbyterian examination.
+Thence after dinner by water, my Lord Sandwich and all us Tangier men,
+where at the Committee busy till night with great confusion, and then by
+coach home, with this content, however, that I find myself every day
+become more and more known, and shall one day hope to have benefit by it.
+I found my wife a little better. A little to my office, then home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+7th. Up and to the office (having by my going by water without any thing
+upon my legs yesterday got some pain upon me again), where all the
+morning. At noon a little to the 'Change, and thence home to dinner, my
+wife being ill still in bed. Thence to the office, where busy all the
+afternoon till 9 at night, and so home to my wife, to supper, and to bed.
+
+8th. All day before dinner with Creed, talking of many things, among
+others, of my Lord's going so often to Chelsy, and he, without my speaking
+much, do tell me that his daughters do perceive all, and do hate the
+place, and the young woman there, Mrs. Betty Becke; for my Lord, who sent
+them thither only for a disguise for his going thither, will come under
+pretence to see them, and pack them out of doors to the Parke, and stay
+behind with her; but now the young ladies are gone to their mother to
+Kensington. To dinner, and after dinner till 10 at night in my study
+writing of my old broken office notes in shorthand all in one book, till
+my eyes did ake ready to drop out. So home to supper and to bed.
+
+9th. Up and at my office all the morning. At noon dined at home, Mr.
+Hunt and his kinswoman (wife in the country), after dinner I to the
+office, where we sat all the afternoon. Then at night by coach to attend
+the Duke of Albemarle about the Tangier ship. Coming back my wife spied
+me going home by coach from Mr. Hunt's, with whom she hath gained much in
+discourse to-day concerning W. Howe's discourse of me to him. That he was
+the man that got me to be secretary to my Lord; and all that I have
+thereby, and that for all this I never did give him 6d. in my life. Which
+makes me wonder that this rogue dare talk after this manner, and I think
+all the world is grown false. But I hope I shall make good use of it. So
+home to supper and to bed, my eyes aching mightily since last night.
+
+10th. Up and by water to White Hall, and there to a Committee of Tangier,
+and had occasion to see how my Lord Ashworth--[Lord Ashworth is probably a
+miswriting for Lord Ashley (afterwards Earl of Shaftesbury).]--deports
+himself, which is very fine indeed, and it joys my heart to see that there
+is any body looks so near into the King's business as I perceive he do in
+this business of my Lord Peterborough's accounts. Thence into the Parke,
+and met and walked with Captain Sylas Taylor, my old acquaintance while I
+was of the Exchequer, and Dr. Whore, talking of musique, and particularly
+of Mr. Berckenshaw's way, which Taylor magnifies mightily, and perhaps but
+what it deserves, but not so easily to be understood as he and others make
+of it. Thence home by water, and after dinner abroad to buy several
+things, as a map, and powder, and other small things, and so home to my
+office, and in the evening with Captain Taylor by water to our Tangier
+ship, and so home, well pleased, having received L26 profit to-day of my
+bargain for this ship, which comforts me mightily, though I confess my
+heart, what with my being out of order as to my health, and the fear I
+have of the money my Lord oweth me and I stand indebted to him in, is much
+cast down of late. In the evening home to supper and to bed.
+
+11th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, where some
+discourse arose from Sir G. Carteret and Mr. Coventry, which gives me
+occasion to think that something like a war is expected now indeed, though
+upon the 'Change afterwards I hear too that an Embassador is landed from
+Holland, and one from their East India Company, to treat with ours about
+the wrongs we pretend to. Mr. Creed dined with me, and thence after
+dinner by coach with my wife only to take the ayre, it being very warm and
+pleasant, to Bowe and Old Ford; and thence to Hackney. There 'light, and
+played at shuffle-board, eat cream and good churies; and so with good
+refreshment home. Then to my office vexed with Captain Taylor about the
+delay of carrying down the ship hired by me for Tangier, and late about
+that and other things at the office. So home to supper and to bed.
+
+12th (Lord's day). All the morning in my chamber consulting my lesson of
+ship building, and at noon Mr. Creed by appointment came and dined with
+us, and sat talking all the afternoon till, about church time, my wife and
+I began our great dispute about going to Griffin's child's christening,
+where I was to have been godfather, but Sir J. Minnes refusing, he wanted
+an equal for me and my Lady Batten, and so sought for other. Then the
+question was whether my wife should go, and she having dressed herself on
+purpose, was very angry, and began to talk openly of my keeping her within
+doors before Creed, which vexed me to the guts, but I had the discretion
+to keep myself without passion, and so resolved at last not to go, but to
+go down by water, which we did by H. Russell--[a waterman]--to the
+Half-way house, and there eat and drank, and upon a very small occasion
+had a difference again broke out, where without any the least cause she
+had the cunning to cry a great while, and talk and blubber, which made me
+mighty angry in mind, but said nothing to provoke her because Creed was
+there, but walked home, being troubled in my mind also about the knavery
+and neglect of Captain Fudge and Taylor, who were to have had their ship
+for Tangier ready by Thursday last, and now the men by a mistake are come
+on board, and not any master or man or boy of the ship's company on board
+with them when we came by her side this afternoon, and also received a
+letter from Mr. Coventry this day in complaint of it. We came home, and
+after supper Creed went home, and I to bed. My wife made great means to
+be friends, coming to my bedside and doing all things to please me, and at
+last I could not hold out, but seemed pleased, and so parted, and I with
+much ado to sleep, but was easily wakened by extraordinary great rain, and
+my mind troubled the more to think what the soldiers would do on board
+tonight in all this weather.
+
+13th. So up at 5 o'clock, and with Captain Taylor on board her at
+Deptford, and found all out of order, only the soldiers civil, and Sir
+Arthur Bassett a civil person. I rated at Captain Taylor, whom, contrary
+to my expectation, I found a lying and a very stupid blundering fellow,
+good for nothing, and yet we talk of him in the Navy as if he had been an
+excellent officer, but I find him a lying knave, and of no judgment or
+dispatch at all. After finding the condition of the ship, no master, not
+above four men, and many ship's provisions, sayls, and other things
+wanting, I went back and called upon Fudge, whom I found like a lying
+rogue unready to go on board, but I did so jeer him that I made him get
+every thing ready, and left Taylor and H. Russell to quicken him, and so
+away and I by water on to White Hall, where I met his Royal Highnesse at a
+Tangier Committee about this very thing, and did there satisfy him how
+things are, at which all was pacified without any trouble, and I hope may
+end well, but I confess I am at a real trouble for fear the rogue should
+not do his work, and I come to shame and losse of the money I did hope
+justly to have got by it. Thence walked with Mr. Coventry to St. James's,
+and there spent by his desire the whole morning reading of some old Navy
+books given him of old Sir John Cooke's by the Archbishop of Canterbury
+that now is; wherein the order that was observed in the Navy then, above
+what it is now, is very observable, and fine things we did observe in our
+reading. Anon to dinner, after dinner to discourse of the business of the
+Dutch warr, wherein he tells me the Dutch do in every particular, which
+are but few and small things that we can demand of them, whatever cry we
+unjustly make, do seem to offer at an accommodation, for they do owne that
+it is not for their profit to have warr with England. We did also talk of
+a History of the Navy of England, how fit it were to be writ; and he did
+say that it hath been in his mind to propose to me the writing of the
+History of the late Dutch warr, which I am glad to hear, it being a thing
+I much desire, and sorts mightily with my genius; and, if well done, may
+recommend me much. So he says he will get me an order for making of
+searches to all records, &c., in order thereto, and I shall take great
+delight in doing of it. Thence by water down to the Tower, and thither
+sent for Mr. Creed to my house, where he promised to be, and he and I down
+to the ship, and find all things in pretty good order, and I hope will end
+to my mind. Thence having a gaily down to Greenwich, and there saw the
+King's works, which are great, a-doing there, and so to the Cherry Garden,
+and so carried some cherries home, and after supper to bed, my wife lying
+with me, which from my not being thoroughly well, nor she, we have not
+done above once these two or three weeks.
+
+14th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and had great
+conflict about the flags again, and am vexed methought to see my Lord
+Berkely not satisfied with what I said, but however I stop the King's
+being abused by the flag makers for the present. I do not know how it may
+end, but I will do my best to preserve it. So home to dinner, and after
+dinner by coach to Kensington. In the way overtaking Mr. Laxton, the
+apothecary, with his wife and daughters, very fine young lasses, in a
+coach; and so both of us to my Lady Sandwich, who hath lain this fortnight
+here at Deane Hodges's. Much company came hither to-day, my Lady
+Carteret, &c., Sir William Wheeler and his lady, and, above all, Mr.
+Becke, of Chelsy, and wife and daughter, my Lord's mistress, and one that
+hath not one good feature in her face, and yet is a fine lady, of a fine
+taille, and very well carriaged, and mighty discreet. I took all the
+occasion I could to discourse with the young ladies in her company to give
+occasion to her to talk, which now and then she did, and that mighty
+finely, and is, I perceive, a woman of such an ayre, as I wonder the less
+at my Lord's favour to her, and I dare warrant him she hath brains enough
+to entangle him. Two or three houres we were in her company, going into
+Sir H. Finche's garden, and seeing the fountayne, and singing there with
+the ladies, and a mighty fine cool place it is, with a great laver of
+water in the middle and the bravest place for musique I ever heard. After
+much mirthe, discoursing to the ladies in defence of the city against the
+country or court, and giving them occasion to invite themselves to-morrow
+to me to dinner, to my venison pasty, I got their mother's leave, and so
+good night, very well pleased with my day's work, and, above all, that I
+have seen my Lord's mistresse. So home to supper, and a little at my
+office, and to bed.
+
+15th. Up and by appointment with Captain Witham (the Captain that brought
+the newes of the disaster at Tangier, where my Lord Tiviott was slain) and
+Mr. Tooker to Beares Quay, and there saw and more afterward at the several
+grannarys several parcels of oates, and strange it is to hear how it will
+heat itself if laid up green and not often turned. We came not to any
+agreement, but did cheapen several parcels, and thence away, promising to
+send again to them. So to the Victualling office, and then home. And in
+our garden I got Captain Witham to tell me the whole story of my Lord
+Tiviott's misfortune; for he was upon the guard with his horse neare the
+towne, when at a distance he saw the enemy appear upon a hill, a mile and
+a half off, and made up to them, and with much ado escaped himself; but
+what became of my Lord he neither knows nor thinks that any body but the
+enemy can tell. Our losse was about four hundred. But he tells me that
+the greater wonder is that my Lord Tiviott met no sooner with such a
+disaster; for every day he did commit himself to more probable danger than
+this, for now he had the assurance of all his scouts that there was no
+enemy thereabouts; whereas he used every day to go out with two or three
+with him, to make his discoveries, in greater danger, and yet the man that
+could not endure to have anybody else to go a step out of order to
+endanger himself. He concludes him to be the man of the hardest fate to
+lose so much honour at one blow that ever was. His relation being done he
+parted; and so I home to look after things for dinner. And anon at noon
+comes Mr. Creed by chance, and by and by the three young ladies:--[Lord
+Sandwich's daughters.]--and very merry we were with our pasty, very well
+baked; and a good dish of roasted chickens; pease, lobsters, strawberries.
+And after dinner to cards: and about five o'clock, by water down to
+Greenwich; and up to the top of the hill, and there played upon the ground
+at cards. And so to the Cherry Garden, and then by water singing finely
+to the Bridge, and there landed; and so took boat again, and to Somersett
+House. And by this time, the tide being against us, it was past ten of
+the clock; and such a troublesome passage, in regard of my Lady Paulina's
+fearfullness, that in all my life I never did see any poor wretch in that
+condition. Being come hither, there waited for them their coach; but it
+being so late, I doubted what to do how to get them home. After half an
+hour's stay in the street, I sent my wife home by coach with Mr. Creed's
+boy; and myself and Creed in the coach home with them. But, Lord! the
+fear that my Lady Paulina was in every step of the way; and indeed at this
+time of the night it was no safe thing to go that road; so that I was even
+afeard myself, though I appeared otherwise.--We came safe, however, to
+their house, where all were abed; we knocked them up, my Lady and all the
+family being in bed. So put them into doors; and leaving them with the
+mayds, bade them good night, and then into the towne, Creed and I, it
+being about twelve o'clock and past; and to several houses, inns, but
+could get no lodging, all being in bed. At the last house, at last, we
+found some people drinking and roaring; and there got in, and after
+drinking, got an ill bed, where
+
+16th. I lay in my drawers and stockings and wastecoate till five of the
+clock, and so up; and being well pleased with our frolique, walked to
+Knightsbridge, and there eat a messe of creame, and so to St. James's, and
+there walked a little, and so I to White Hall, and took coach, and found
+my wife well got home last night, and now in bed. So I to the office,
+where all the morning, and at noon to the 'Change, so home and to my
+office, where Mr. Ackworth came to me (though he knows himself and I know
+him to be a very knave), yet he came to me to discover the knavery of
+other people like the most honest man in the world. However, good use I
+shall make of his discourse, for in this he is much in the right. He
+being gone I to the 'Change, Mr. Creed with me, after we had been by water
+to see a vessell we have hired to carry more soldiers to Tangier, and also
+visited a rope ground, wherein I learnt several useful things. The talk
+upon the 'Change is, that De Ruyter is dead, with fifty men of his own
+ship, of the plague, at Cales: that the Holland Embassador here do
+endeavour to sweeten us with fair words; and things likely to be
+peaceable. Home after I had spoke with my cozen Richard Pepys upon the
+'Change, about supplying us with bewpers from Norwich, which I should be
+glad of, if cheap. So home to supper and bed.
+
+17th. Up, and to my office, where I dispatched much business, and then
+down by water to Woolwich to make a discovery of a cheate providing for us
+in the working of some of our own ground Tows into new cordage, to be sold
+to us for Riga cordage. Thence to Mr. Falconer's, where I met Sir W.
+Batten and Lady, and Captain Tinker, and there dined with them, and so to
+the Dockyarde and to Deptford by water, and there very long informing
+myself in the business of flags and bewpers and other things, and so home
+late, being weary, and full of good information to-day, but I perceive the
+corruptions of the Navy are of so many kinds that it is endless to look
+after them, especially while such a one as Sir W. Batten discourages every
+man that is honest. So home to my office, there very late, and then to
+supper and to bed mightily troubled in my mind to hear how Sir W. Batten
+and Sir J. Minnes do labour all they can to abuse or enable others to
+abuse the King.
+
+18th. From morning till 11 at night (only a little at dinner at home) at
+my office very busy, setting many businesses in order to my great trouble,
+but great content in the end. So home to supper and to bed. Strange to
+see how pert Sir W. Pen is to-day newly come from Portsmouth with his head
+full of great reports of his service and the state of the ships there.
+When that is over he will be just as another man again or worse. But I
+wonder whence Mr. Coventry should take all this care for him, to send for
+him up only to look after his Irish business with my Lord Ormond and to
+get the Duke's leave for him to come with so much officiousness, when I am
+sure he knows him as well as I do as to his little service he do.
+
+19th (Lord's day). Up, and all the morning and afternoon (only at dinner
+at home) at my office doing many businesses for want of time on the week
+days. In the afternoon the greatest shower of rain of a sudden and the
+greatest and most continued thunder that ever I heard I think in my life.
+In the evening home to my wife, and there talked seriously of several of
+our family concernments, and among others of bringing Pall out of the
+country to us here to try to put her off, which I am very desirous, and my
+wife also of. So to supper, prayers, which I have of late too much
+omitted. So to bed.
+
+20th. It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold,
+and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off
+farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins. Up
+and did several businesses, and so with my wife by water to White Hall,
+she to her father's, I to the Duke, where we did our usual business. And
+among other discourse of the Dutch, he was merrily saying how they print
+that Prince Rupert, Duke of Albemarle, and my Lord Sandwich, are to be
+Generalls; and soon after is to follow them "Vieux Pen;" and so the Duke
+called him in mirth Old Pen. They have, it seems, lately wrote to the
+King, to assure him that their setting-out ships were only to defend their
+fishing-trade, and to stay near home, not to annoy the King's subjects;
+and to desire that he would do the like with his ships: which the King
+laughs at, but yet is troubled they should think him such a child, to
+suffer them to bring home their fish and East India Company's ships, and
+then they will not care a fart for us. Thence to Westminster Hall, it
+being term time, meeting Mr. Dickering, he tells me how my Lady last week
+went to see Mrs. Becke, the mother; and by and by the daughter came in,
+but that my Lady do say herself, as he says, that she knew not for what
+reason, for she never knew they had a daughter, which I do not believe.
+She was troubled, and her heart did rise as soon as she appeared, and
+seems the most ugly woman that ever she saw. This if true were strange,
+but I believe it is not. Thence to my Lord's lodgings; and were merry
+with the young ladies, who make a great story of their appearing before
+their mother the morning after we carried them, the last week, home so
+late; and that their mother took it very well, at least without any anger.
+Here I heard how the rich widow, my Lady Gold, is married to one Neale,
+after he had received a box on the eare by her brother (who was there a
+sentinel, in behalf of some courtier) at the door; but made him draw, and
+wounded him. She called Neale up to her, and sent for a priest, married
+presently, and went to bed. The brother sent to the Court, and had a
+serjeant sent for Neale; but Neale sent for him up to be seen in bed, and
+she owned him for her husband: and so all is past. It seems Sir H. Bennet
+did look after her. My Lady very pleasant. After dinner came in Sir
+Thomas Crew and Mr. Sidney, lately come from France, who is growne a
+little, and a pretty youth he is; but not so improved as they did give him
+out to be, but like a child still. But yet I can perceive he hath good
+parts and good inclinations. Thence with Creed, who dined here, to
+Westminster to find out Mr. Hawly, and did, but he did not accept of my
+offer of his being steward to my Lord at sea. Thence alone to several
+places about my law businesses, and with good success; at last I to Mr.
+Townsend at the Wardrobe, and received kind words from him to be true to
+me against Captain Ferrers his endeavours to get the place from my father
+as my Lord hath promised him. Here met Will. Howe, and he went forth with
+me; and by water back to White Hall to wait on my Lord, who is come back
+from Hinchinbroke; where he has been about 4 or 5 days. But I was never
+more vexed to see how an over-officious visitt is received, for he
+received me with as little concernment as in the middle of his discontent,
+and a fool I am to be of so servile a humour, and vexed with that
+consideration I took coach home, and could not get it off my mind all
+night. To supper and to bed, my wife finding fault with Besse for her
+calling upon Jane that lived with us, and there heard Mrs. Harper and her
+talk ill of us and not told us of it. With which I was also vexed, and
+told her soundly of it till she cried, poor wench, and I hope without
+dissimulation, and yet I cannot tell; however, I was glad to see in what
+manner she received it, and so to sleep.
+
+21st. Being weary yesterday with walking I sleep long, and at last up and
+to the office, where all the morning. At home to dinner, Mr. Deane with
+me. After dinner I to White Hall (setting down my wife by the way) to a
+Committee of Tangier, where the Duke of Yorke, I perceive, do attend the
+business very well, much better than any man there or most of them, and my
+[mind] eased of some trouble I lay under for fear of his thinking ill of
+me from the bad successe in the setting forth of these crew men to
+Tangier. Thence with Mr. Creed, and walked in the Parke, and so to the
+New Exchange, meeting Mr. Moore, and he with us. I shewed him no friendly
+look, but he took no notice to me of the Wardrobe business, which vexes
+me. I perceive by him my Lord's business of his family and estate goes
+very ill, and runs in debt mightily. I would to God I were clear of it,
+both as to my owne money and the bond of L1000, which I stand debtor for
+him in, to my cozen Thomas Pepys. Thence by coach home and to my office a
+little, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+22nd. Up and I found Mr. Creed below, who staid with me a while, and then
+I to business all the morning. At noon to the 'Change and Coffee-house,
+where great talke of the Dutch preparing of sixty sayle of ships. The
+plague grows mightily among them, both at sea and land. From the 'Change
+to dinner to Trinity House with Sir W. Rider and Cutler, where a very good
+dinner. Here Sir G. Ascue dined also, who I perceive desires to make
+himself known among the seamen. Thence home, there coming to me my Lord
+Peterborough's Sollicitor with a letter from him to desire present
+dispatch in his business of freight, and promises me L50, which is good
+newes, and I hope to do his business readily for him. This much rejoiced
+me. All the afternoon at his business, and late at night comes the
+Sollicitor again, and I with him at 9 o'clock to Mr. Povy's, and there
+acquainted him with the business. The money he won't pay without warrant,
+but that will be got done in a few days. So home by coach and to bed.
+
+23rd. Up, and to the office, and there we sat all the morning. So to the
+'Change, and then home to dinner and to my office, where till 10 at night
+very busy, and so home to supper and to bed. My cozen, Thomas Pepys, was
+with me yesterday and I took occasion to speak to him about the bond I
+stand bound for my Lord Sandwich to him in L1000. I did very plainly,
+obliging him to secrecy, tell him how the matter stands, yet with all duty
+to my Lord my resolution to be bound for whatever he desires me for him,
+yet that I would be glad he had any other security. I perceive by Mr.
+Moore today that he hath been with my Lord, and my Lord how he takes it I
+know not, but he is looking after other security and I am mighty glad of
+it. W. Howe was with me this afternoon, to desire some things to be got
+ready for my Lord against his going down to his ship, which will be soon;
+for it seems the King and both the Queenes intend to visit him. The Lord
+knows how my Lord will get out of this charge; for Mr. Moore tells me
+to-day that he is L10,000 in debt and this will, with many other things
+that daily will grow upon him (while he minds his pleasure as he do), set
+him further backward. But it was pretty this afternoon to hear W. Howe
+mince the matter, and say that he do believe that my Lord is in debt L2000
+or L3000, and then corrected himself and said, No, not so, but I am afraid
+he is in debt L1000. I pray God gets me well rid of his Lordship as to
+his debt, and I care not.
+
+24th. Up and out with Captain Witham in several places again to look for
+oats for Tangier, and among other places to the City granarys, where it
+seems every company have their granary and obliged to keep such a quantity
+of corne always there or at a time of scarcity to issue so much at so much
+a bushell: and a fine thing it is to see their stores of all sorts, for
+piles for the bridge, and for pipes, a thing I never saw before.
+
+ [From the commencement of the reign of Henry VIII., or perhaps
+ earlier, it was the custom of the City of London to provide against
+ scarcity, by requiring each of the chartered Companies to keep in
+ store a certain quantity of corn, which was to be renewed from time
+ to time, and when required for that purpose, produced in the market
+ for sale, at such times and prices, and in such quantities, as the
+ Lord Mayor or Common Council should direct. See the report of a
+ case in the Court of Chancery, "Attorney-General v. Haberdashers'
+ Company" (Mylne and Keens "Reports," vol. i., p. 420).--B.]
+
+Thence to the office, and there busy all the morning. At noon to my uncle
+Wight's, and there dined, my wife being there all the morning. After
+dinner to White Hall; and there met with Mr. Pierce, and he showed me the
+Queene's bed-chamber, and her closett, where she had nothing but some
+pretty pious pictures, and books of devotion; and her holy water at her
+head as she sleeps, with her clock by her bed-side, wherein a lamp burns
+that tells her the time of the night at any time. Thence with him to the
+Parke, and there met the Queene coming from Chappell, with her Mayds of
+Honour, all in silver-lace gowns again: which is new to me, and that which
+I did not think would have been brought up again. Thence he carried me to
+the King's closett: where such variety of pictures, and other things of
+value and rarity, that I was properly confounded and enjoyed no pleasure
+in the sight of them; which is the only time in my life that ever I was so
+at a loss for pleasure, in the greatest plenty of objects to give it me.
+Thence home, calling in many places and doing abundance of errands to my
+great content, and at night weary home, where Mr. Creed waited for me, and
+he and I walked in the garden, where he told me he is now in a hurry
+fitting himself for sea, and that it remains that he deals as an ingenuous
+man with me in the business I wot of, which he will do before he goes.
+But I perceive he will have me do many good turns for him first, both as
+to his bills coming to him in this office, and also in his absence at the
+Committee of Tangier, which I promise, and as he acquits himself to me I
+will willingly do. I would I knew the worst of it, what it is he intends,
+that so I may either quit my hands of him or continue my kindness still to
+him.
+
+25th. We staid late, and he lay with me all night and rose very merry
+talking, and excellent company he is, that is the truth of it, and a most
+cunning man. He being gone I to the office, where we sat all the morning.
+At noon to dinner, and then to my office busy, and by and by home with Mr.
+Deane to a lesson upon raising a Bend of Timbers,
+
+ [This seems to refer to knee timber, of which there was not a
+ sufficient supply. A proposal was made to produce this bent wood
+ artificially: "June 22, 1664. Sir William Petty intimated that it
+ seemed by the scarcity and greater rate of knee timber that nature
+ did not furnish crooked wood enough for building: wherefore he
+ thought it would be fit to raise by art, so much of it in
+ proportion, as to reduce it to an equal rate with strait timber"
+ (Birch's "History of the Royal Society,")]
+
+and he being gone I to the office, and there came Captain Taylor, and he
+and I home, and I have done all very well with him as to the business of
+the last trouble, so that come what will come my name will be clear of any
+false dealing with him. So to my office again late, and then to bed.
+
+26th (Lord's day). Up, and Sir J. Minnes set me down at my Lord
+Sandwich's, where I waited till his coming down, when he came, too, could
+find little to say to me but only a general question or two, and so
+good-bye. Here his little daughter, my Lady Katharine was brought, who is
+lately come from my father's at Brampton, to have her cheek looked after,
+which is and hath long been sore. But my Lord will rather have it be as
+it is, with a scarr in her face, than endanger it being worse by
+tampering. He being gone, I went home, a little troubled to see he minds
+me no more, and with Creed called at several churches, which, God knows,
+are supplied with very young men, and the churches very empty; so home and
+at our owne church looked in, and there heard one preach whom Sir W. Pen
+brought, which he desired us yesterday to hear, that had been his chaplin
+in Ireland, a very silly fellow. So home and to dinner, and after dinner
+a frolique took us, we would go this afternoon to the Hope; so my wife
+dressed herself, and, with good victuals and drink, we took boat presently
+and the tide with us got down, but it was night, and the tide spent by the
+time we got to Gravesend; so there we stopped, but went not on shore, only
+Creed, to get some cherries,
+
+ [Pliny tells us that cherries were introduced into Britain by the
+ Romans, and Lydgate alludes to them as sold in the London streets.
+ Richard Haines, fruiterer to Henry VI IL, imported a number of
+ cherry trees from Flanders, and planted them at Tenham, in Kent.
+ Hence the fame of the Kentish cherries.]
+
+and send a letter to the Hope, where the Fleete lies. And so, it being
+rainy, and thundering mightily, and lightning, we returned. By and by the
+evening turned mighty clear and moonshine; we got with great pleasure
+home, about twelve o'clock, which did much please us, Creed telling pretty
+stories in the boat. He lay with me all night.
+
+27th. Up, and he and I walked to Paul's Church yard, and there saw Sir
+Harry Spillman's book, and I bespoke it and others, and thence we took
+coach, and he to my Lord's and I to St. James's, where we did our usual
+business, and thence I home and dined, and then by water to Woolwich, and
+there spent the afternoon till night under pretence of buying Captain
+Blackman's house and grounds, and viewing the ground took notice of
+Clothiers' cordage with which he, I believe, thinks to cheat the King.
+That being done I by water home, it being night first, and there I find
+our new mayd Jane come, a cook mayd. So to bed.
+
+28th. Up, and this day put on a half shirt first this summer, it being
+very hot; and yet so ill-tempered I am grown, that I am afeard I shall
+catch cold, while all the world is ready to melt away. To the office all
+the morning, at noon to dinner at home, then to my office till the
+evening, then out about several businesses and then by appointment to the
+'Change, and thence with my uncle Wight to the Mum house, and there
+drinking, he do complain of his wife most cruel as the most troublesome
+woman in the world, and how she will have her will, saying she brought him
+a portion and God knows what. By which, with many instances more, I
+perceive they do live a sad life together. Thence to the Mitre and there
+comes Dr. Burnett to us and Mr. Maes, but the meeting was chiefly to bring
+the Doctor and me together, and there I began to have his advice about my
+disease, and then invited him to my house: and I am resolved to put myself
+into his hands. Here very late, but I drank nothing, nor will, though he
+do advise me to take care of cold drinks. So home and to bed.
+
+29th. Up, and Mr. Shepley came to me, who is lately come to town; among
+other things I hear by him how the children are sent for away from my
+father's, but he says without any great discontent. I am troubled there
+should be this occasion of difference, and yet I am glad they are gone,
+lest it should have come to worse. He tells me how my brave dogg I did
+give him, going out betimes one morning to Huntington, was set upon by
+five other doggs, and worried to pieces, of which I am a little, and he
+the most sorry I ever saw man for such a thing. Forth with him and walked
+a good way talking, then parted and I to the Temple, and to my cozen Roger
+Pepys, and thence by water to Westminster to see Dean Honiwood, whom I had
+not visited a great while. He is a good-natured, but a very weak man, yet
+a Dean, and a man in great esteem. Thence walked to my Lord Sandwich's,
+and there dined, my Lord there. He was pleasant enough at table with me,
+but yet without any discourse of business, or any regard to me when dinner
+was over, but fell to cards, and my Lady and I sat two hours alone,
+talking of the condition of her family's being greatly in debt, and many
+children now coming up to provide for. I did give her my sense very plain
+of it, which she took well and carried further than myself, to the
+bemoaning their condition, and remembering how finely things were ordered
+about six years ago, when I lived there and my Lord at sea every year.
+Thence home, doing several errands by the way. So to my office, and there
+till late at night, Mr. Comander coming to me for me to sign and seal the
+new draft of my will, which I did do, I having altered something upon the
+death of my brother Tom. So home to supper and to bed.
+
+30th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home
+to dinner, Mr. Wayth with me, and by and by comes in Mr. Falconer and his
+wife and dined with us, the first time she was ever here. We had a pretty
+good dinner, very merry in discourse, sat after dinner an hour or two,
+then down by water to Deptford and Woolwich about getting of some business
+done which I was bound to by my oath this month, and though in some things
+I have not come to the height of my vow of doing all my business in paying
+all my petty debts and receipt of all my petty monies due to me, yet I
+bless God I am not conscious of any neglect in me that they are not done,
+having not minded my pleasure at all, and so being resolved to take no
+manner of pleasure till it be done, I doubt not God will forgive me for
+not forfeiting the L10 promised. Walked back from Woolwich to Greenwich
+all alone, save a man that had a cudgell in his hand, and, though he told
+me he laboured in the King's yarde, and many other good arguments that he
+is an honest man, yet, God forgive me! I did doubt he might knock me on
+the head behind with his club. But I got safe home. Then to the making
+up my month's accounts, and find myself still a gainer and rose to L951,
+for which God be blessed. I end the month with my mind full of business
+and some sorrow that I have not exactly performed all my vowes, though my
+not doing is not my fault, and shall be made good out of my first leisure.
+Great doubts yet whether the Dutch wary go on or no. The Fleet ready in
+the Hope, of twelve sayle. The King and Queenes go on board, they say, on
+Saturday next. Young children of my Lord Sandwich gone with their mayds
+from my mother's, which troubles me, it being, I hear from Mr. Shepley,
+with great discontent, saying, that though they buy good meate, yet can
+never have it before it stinks, which I am ashamed of.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ JULY
+ 1664
+
+July 1st. Up and within all the morning, first bringing down my Tryangle
+to my chamber below, having a new frame made proper for it to stand on. By
+and by comes Dr. Burnett, who assures me that I have an ulcer either in
+the kidneys or bladder, for my water, which he saw yesterday, he is sure
+the sediment is not slime gathered by heat, but is a direct pusse. He did
+write me down some direction what to do for it, but not with the
+satisfaction I expected.
+
+ Dr. Burnett's advice to mee.
+
+ The Originall is fyled among my letters.
+
+ Take of ye Rootes of Marsh-Mallows foure ounces, of Cumfry, of
+ Liquorish, of each two ounces, of ye Mowers of St. John's Wort two
+ Handsfull, of ye Leaves of Plantan, of Alehoofe, of each three
+ handfulls, of Selfeheale, of Red Roses, of each one Handfull, of
+ Cynament, of Nutmegg, of each halfe an ounce. Beate them well, then
+ powre upon them one Quart of old Rhenish wine, and about Six houres
+ after strayne it and clarify it with ye white of an Egge, and with a
+ sufficient quantity of sugar, boyle it to ye consistence of a Syrrup
+ and reserve it for use.
+
+ Dissolve one spoonefull of this Syrrup in every draught of Ale or
+ beere you drink.
+
+ Morning and evening swallow ye quantity of an hazle-nutt of Cyprus
+ Terebintine.
+
+ If you are bound or have a fit of ye Stone eate an ounce of Cassia
+ new drawne, from ye poynt of a knife.
+
+ Old Canary or Malaga wine you may drinke to three or 4 glasses, but
+ noe new wine, and what wine you drinke, lett it bee at meales.-[From
+ a slip of paper inserted in the Diary at this place.]
+
+I did give him a piece, with good hopes, however, that his advice will be
+of use to me, though it is strange that Mr. Hollyard should never say one
+word of this ulcer in all his life to me. He being gone, I to the
+'Change, and thence home to dinner, and so to my office, busy till the
+evening, and then by agreement came Mr. Hill and Andrews and one
+Cheswicke, a maister who plays very well upon the Spinette, and we sat
+singing Psalms till 9 at night, and so broke up with great pleasure, and
+very good company it is, and I hope I shall now and then have their
+company. They being gone, I to my office till towards twelve o'clock, and
+then home and to bed. Upon the 'Change, this day, I saw how uncertain the
+temper of the people is, that, from our discharging of about 200 that lay
+idle, having nothing to do, upon some of our ships, which were ordered to
+be fitted for service, and their works are now done, the towne do talk
+that the King discharges all his men, 200 yesterday and 800 to-day, and
+that now he hath got L100,000 in his hand, he values not a Dutch warr.
+But I undeceived a great many, telling them how it is.
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and there, which is strange, I could meet with nobody that I
+could invite home to my venison pasty, but only Mr. Alsopp and Mr. Lanyon,
+whom I invited last night, and a friend they brought along with them. So
+home and with our venison pasty we had other good meat and good discourse.
+After dinner sat close to discourse about our business of the victualling
+of the garrison of Tangier, taking their prices of all provisions, and I
+do hope to order it so that they and I also may get something by it, which
+do much please me, for I hope I may get nobly and honestly with profit to
+the King. They being gone came Sir W. Warren, and he and I discoursed
+long about the business of masts, and then in the evening to my office,
+where late writing letters, and then home to look over some Brampton
+papers, which I am under an oathe to dispatch before I spend one half
+houre in any pleasure or go to bed before 12 o'clock, to which, by the
+grace of God, I will be true. Then to bed. When I came home I found that
+to-morrow being Sunday I should gain nothing by doing it to-night, and
+to-morrow I can do it very well and better than to-night. I went to bed
+before my time, but with a resolution of doing the thing to better purpose
+to-morrow.
+
+3rd (Lord's day). Up and ready, and all the morning in my chamber looking
+over and settling some Brampton businesses. At noon to dinner, where the
+remains of yesterday's venison and a couple of brave green geese, which we
+are fain to eat alone, because they will not keepe, which troubled us.
+After dinner I close to my business, and before the evening did end it
+with great content, and my mind eased by it. Then up and spent the
+evening walking with my wife talking, and it thundering and lightning all
+the evening, and this yeare have had the most of thunder and lightning
+they say of any in man's memory, and so it is, it seems, in France and
+everywhere else. So to prayers and to bed.
+
+4th. Up, and many people with me about business, and then out to several
+places, and so at noon to my Lord Crew's, and there dined and very much
+made of there by him. He offered me the selling of some land of his in
+Cambridgeshire, a purchase of about L1000, and if I can compass it I will.
+After dinner I walked homeward, still doing business by the way, and at
+home find my wife this day of her owne accord to have lain out 25s. upon a
+pair of pendantes for her eares, which did vex me and brought both me and
+her to very high and very foule words from her to me, such as trouble me
+to think she should have in her mouth, and reflecting upon our old
+differences, which I hate to have remembered. I vowed to breake them, or
+that she should go and get what she could for them again. I went with
+that resolution out of doors; the poor wretch afterwards in a little while
+did send out to change them for her money again. I followed Besse her
+messenger at the 'Change, and there did consult and sent her back; I would
+not have them changed, being satisfied that she yielded. So went home, and
+friends again as to that business; but the words I could not get out of my
+mind, and so went to bed at night discontented, and she came to bed to me,
+but all would not make me friends, but sleep and rise in the morning
+angry. This day the King and the Queene went to visit my Lord Sandwich
+and the fleete, going forth in the Hope.
+
+ ["Their Majesties were treated at Tilbury Hope by the Earl of
+ Sandwich, returning the same day, abundantly satisfied both with the
+ dutiful respects of that honourable person and with the excellent
+ condition of all matters committed to his charge" ("The Newes," July
+ 7th, 1664).--B.]
+
+5th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the 'Change
+a little, then with W. Howe home and dined. So after dinner to my office,
+and there busy till late at night, having had among other things much
+discourse with young Gregory about the Chest business, wherein Sir W.
+Batten is so great a knave, and also with Alsop and Lanyon about the
+Tangier victualling, wherein I hope to get something for myself. Late
+home to supper and to bed, being full of thoughts of a sudden resolution
+this day taken upon the 'Change of going down to-morrow to the Hope.
+
+6th. Up very betimes, and my wife also, and got us ready; and about eight
+o'clock, having got some bottles of wine and beer and neat's tongues, we
+went to our barge at the Towre, where Mr. Pierce and his wife, and a
+kinswoman and his sister, and Mrs. Clerke and her sister and cozen were to
+expect us; and so set out for the Hope, all the way down playing at cards
+and other sports, spending our time pretty merry. Come to the Hope about
+one and there showed them all the ships, and had a collacion of anchovies,
+gammon, &c., and after an houre's stay or more, embarked again for home;
+and so to cards and other sports till we came to Greenwich, and there Mrs.
+Clerke and my wife and I on shore to an alehouse, for them to do their
+business, and so to the barge again, having shown them the King's pleasure
+boat; and so home to the Bridge, bringing night home with us; and it
+rained hard, but we got them on foot to the Beare, and there put them into
+a boat, and I back to my wife in the barge, and so to the Tower Wharf and
+home, being very well pleased today with the company, especially Mrs.
+Pierce, who continues her complexion as well as ever, and hath, at this
+day, I think, the best complexion that ever I saw on any woman, young or
+old, or child either, all days of my life. Also Mrs. Clerke's kinswoman
+sings very prettily, but is very confident in it; Mrs. Clerke herself
+witty, but spoils all in being so conceited and making so great a flutter
+with a few fine clothes and some bad tawdry things worne with them. But
+the charge of the barge lies heavy upon me, which troubles me, but it is
+but once, and I may make Pierce do me some courtesy as great. Being come
+home, I weary to bed with sitting. The reason of Dr. Clerke's not being
+here was the King's being sicke last night and let blood, and so he durst
+not come away to-day.
+
+7th. Up, and this day begun, the first day this year, to put off my
+linnen waistcoat, but it happening to be a cool day I was afraid of taking
+cold, which troubles me, and is the greatest pain I have in the world to
+think of my bad temper of my health. At the office all the morning.
+Dined at home, to my office to prepare some things against a Committee of
+Tangier this afternoon. So to White Hall, and there found the Duke and
+twenty more reading their commission (of which I am, and was also sent to,
+to come) for the Royall Fishery, which is very large, and a very serious
+charter it is; but the company generally so ill fitted for so serious a
+worke that I do much fear it will come to little. That being done, and
+not being able to do any thing for lacke of an oathe for the Governor and
+Assistants to take, we rose. Then our Committee for the Tangier
+victualling met and did a little, and so up, and I and Mr. Coventry walked
+in the garden half an hour, talking of the business of our masts, and
+thence away and with Creed walked half an hour or more in the Park, and
+thence to the New Exchange to drink some creame, but missed it and so
+parted, and I home, calling by the way for my new bookes, viz., Sir H.
+Spillman's "Whole Glossary," "Scapula's Lexicon," and Shakespeare's plays,
+which I have got money out of my stationer's bills to pay for. So home
+and to my office a while, and then home and to bed, finding myself pretty
+well for all my waistecoate being put off to-day. The king is pretty well
+to-day, though let blood the night before yesterday.
+
+8th. Up and called out by my Lord Peterborough's gentleman to Mr. Povy's
+to discourse about getting of his money, wherein I am concerned in hopes
+of the L50 my Lord hath promised me, but I dare not reckon myself sure of
+it till I have it in my main,--[hand.]--for these Lords are hard to be
+trusted. Though I well deserve it. I staid at Povy's for his coming in,
+and there looked over his stables and every thing, but notwithstanding all
+the times I have been there I do yet find many fine things to look on.
+Thence to White Hall a little, to hear how the King do, he not having been
+well these three days. I find that he is pretty well again. So to Paul's
+Churchyarde about my books, and to the binder's and directed the doing of
+my Chaucer,
+
+ [This was Speght's edition of 1602, which is still in the Pepysian
+ Library. The book is bound in calf, with brass clasps and bosses.
+ It is not lettered.]
+
+though they were not full neate enough for me, but pretty well it is; and
+thence to the clasp-maker's to have it clasped and bossed. So to the
+'Change and home to dinner, and so to my office till 5 o'clock, and then
+came Mr. Hill and Andrews, and we sung an houre or two. Then broke up and
+Mr. Alsop and his company came and consulted about our Tangier victualling
+and brought it to a good head. So they parted, and I to supper and to
+bed.
+
+9th. Up, and at the office all the morning. In the afternoon by coach
+with Sir J. Minnes to White Hall, and there to a Committee for Fishing;
+but the first thing was swearing to be true to the Company, and we were
+all sworne; but a great dispute we had, which, methought, is very ominous
+to the Company; some, that we should swear to be true to the best of our
+power, and others to the best of our understanding; and carried in the
+last, though in that we are the least able to serve the Company, because
+we would not be obliged to attend the business when we can, but when we
+list. This consideration did displease me, but it was voted and so went.
+We did nothing else, but broke up till a Committee of Guinny was set and
+ended, and then met again for Tangier, and there I did my business about
+my Lord Peterborough's order and my own for my expenses for the garrison
+lately. So home, by the way calling for my Chaucer and other books, and
+that is well done to my mind, which pleased me well. So to my office till
+late writing letters, and so home to my wife to supper and bed, where we
+have not lain together because of the heat of the weather a good while,
+but now against her going into the country.
+
+10th (Lord's day). Up and by water, towards noon, to Somersett House, and
+walked to my Lord Sandwich's, and there dined with my Lady and the
+children. And after some ordinary discourse with my Lady, after dinner
+took our leaves and my wife hers, in order to her going to the country
+to-morrow. But my Lord took not occasion to speak one word of my father
+or mother about the children at all, which I wonder at, and begin I will
+not. Here my Lady showed us my Lady Castlemayne's picture, finely done;
+given my Lord; and a most beautiful picture it is. Thence with my Lady
+Jemimah and Mr. Sidney to St. Gyles's Church, and there heard a long,
+poore sermon. Thence set them down and in their coach to Kate Joyce's
+christening, where much company, good service of sweetmeates; and after an
+houre's stay, left them, and in my Lord's coach--his noble, rich
+coach--home, and there my wife fell to putting things in order against her
+going to-morrow, and I to read, and so to bed, where I not well, and so
+had no pleasure at all with my poor wife.
+
+11th. But betimes up this morning, and, getting ready, we by coach to
+Holborne, where, at nine o'clock, they set out, and I and my man Will on
+horseback, by my wife, to Barnett; a very pleasant day; and there dined
+with her company, which was very good; a pretty gentlewoman with her, that
+goes but to Huntington, and a neighbour to us in towne. Here we staid two
+hours and then parted for all together, and my poor wife I shall soon want
+I am sure. Thence I and Will to see the Wells, half a mile off,
+
+ [The mineral springs at Barnet Common, nearly a mile to the west of
+ High Barnet. The discovery of the wells was announced in the
+ "Perfect Diurnall" of June 5th, 1652, and Fuller, writing in 1662,
+ says that there are hopes that the waters may "save as many lives as
+ were lost in the fatal battle at Barnet" ("Worthies," Herts). A
+ pamphlet on "The Barnet Well Water" was published by the Rev. W. M.
+ Trinder, M.D., as late as the year 1800, but in 1840 the old well-
+ house was pulled down.]
+
+and there I drank three glasses, and went and walked and came back and
+drunk two more; the woman would have had me drink three more; but I could
+not, my belly being full, but this wrought very well, and so we rode home,
+round by Kingsland, Hackney, and Mile End till we were quite weary, and my
+water working at least 7 or 8 times upon the road, which pleased me well,
+and so home weary, and not being very well, I betimes to bed, and there
+fell into a most mighty sweat in the night, about eleven o'clock, and
+there, knowing what money I have in the house and hearing a noyse, I begun
+to sweat worse and worse, till I melted almost to water. I rung, and could
+not in half an houre make either of the wenches hear me, and this made me
+fear the more, lest they might be gaga; and then I begun to think that
+there was some design in a stone being flung at the window over our
+stayres this evening, by which the thiefes meant to try what looking there
+would be after them and know our company. These thoughts and fears I had,
+and do hence apprehend the fears of all rich men that are covetous and
+have much money by them. At last Jane rose, and then I understand it was
+only the dogg wants a lodging and so made a noyse. So to bed, but hardly
+slept, at last did, and so till morning,
+
+12th. And so rose, called up by my Lord Peterborough's gentleman about
+getting his Lord's money to-day of Mr. Povy, wherein I took such order,
+that it was paid, and I had my L50 brought me, which comforts my heart. We
+sat at the office all the morning, then at home. Dined alone; sad for
+want of company and not being very well, and know not how to eat alone.
+After dinner down with Sir G. Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, and Sir W. Batten
+to view, and did like a place by Deptford yard to lay masts in. By and by
+comes Mr. Coventry, and after a little stay he and I down to Blackwall, he
+having a mind to see the yarde, which we did, and fine storehouses there
+are and good docks, but of no great profit to him that oweth them for
+ought we see.
+
+ [For "owneth." This sense is very common in Shakespeare. In the
+ original edition of the authorized version of the Bible we read: "So
+ shall the Jews at Jerusalem bind the man that oweth this girdle"
+ (Acts xxi. I i) Nares's Glossary.]
+
+So home by water with him, having good discourse by the way, and so I to
+the office a while, and late home to supper and to bed.
+
+13th. Up and to my office, at noon (after having at an alehouse hard by
+discoursed with one Mr. Tyler, a neighbour, and one Captain Sanders about
+the discovery of some pursers that have sold their provisions) I to my
+Lord Sandwich, thinking to have dined there, but they not dining at home,
+I with Captain Ferrers to Mr. Barwell the King's Squire Sadler, where
+about this time twelvemonths I dined before at a good venison pasty. The
+like we had now, and very good company, Mr. Tresham and others. Thence to
+White Hall to the Fishery, and there did little. So by water home, and
+there met Lanyon, &c., about Tangier matters, and so late to my office,
+and thence home and to bed. Mr. Moore was with me late to desire me to
+come to my Lord Sandwich tomorrow morning, which I shall, but I wonder
+what my business is.
+
+14th. My mind being doubtful what the business should be, I rose a little
+after four o'clock, and abroad. Walked to my Lord's, and nobody up, but
+the porter rose out of bed to me so I back again to Fleete Streete, and
+there bought a little book of law; and thence, hearing a psalm sung, I
+went into St. Dunstan's, and there heard prayers read, which, it seems, is
+done there every morning at six o'clock; a thing I never did do at a
+chappell, but the College Chappell, in all my life. Thence to my Lord's
+again, and my Lord being up, was sent for up, and he and I alone. He did
+begin with a most solemn profession of the same confidence in and love for
+me that he ever had, and then told me what a misfortune was fallen upon me
+and him: in me, by a displeasure which my Lord Chancellor did show to him
+last night against me, in the highest and most passionate manner that ever
+any man did speak, even to the not hearing of any thing to be said to him:
+but he told me, that he did say all that could be said for a man as to my
+faithfullnesse and duty to his Lordship, and did me the greatest right
+imaginable. And what should the business be, but that I should be forward
+to have the trees in Clarendon Park marked and cut down, which he, it
+seems, hath bought of my Lord Albemarle; when, God knows! I am the most
+innocent man in the world in it, and did nothing of myself, nor knew of
+his concernment therein, but barely obeyed my Lord Treasurer's warrant for
+the doing thereof. And said that I did most ungentlemanlike with him, and
+had justified the rogues in cutting down a tree of his; and that I had
+sent the veriest Fanatique [Deane] that is in England to mark them, on
+purpose to nose--[provoke]--him. All which, I did assure my Lord, was
+most properly false, and nothing like it true; and told my Lord the whole
+passage. My Lord do seem most nearly affected; he is partly, I believe,
+for me, and partly for himself. So he advised me to wait presently upon
+my Lord, and clear myself in the most perfect manner I could, with all
+submission and assurance that I am his creature both in this and all other
+things; and that I do owne that all I have, is derived through my Lord
+Sandwich from his Lordship. So, full of horror, I went, and found him
+busy in tryals of law in his great room; and it being Sitting-day, durst
+not stay, but went to my Lord and told him so: whereupon he directed me to
+take him after dinner; and so away I home, leaving my Lord mightily
+concerned for me. I to the office, and there sat busy all the morning.
+At noon to the 'Change, and from the 'Change over with Alsopp and the
+others to the Pope's Head tavern, and there staid a quarter of an hour,
+and concluded upon this, that in case I got them no more than 3s. per week
+per man I should have of them but L150 per ann., but to have it without
+any adventure or charge, but if I got them 3s. 2d., then they would give
+me L300 in the like manner. So I directed them to draw up their tender in
+a line or two against the afternoon, and to meet me at White Hall. So I
+left them, and I to my Lord Chancellor's; and there coming out after
+dinner I accosted him, telling him that I was the unhappy Pepys that had
+fallen into his high displeasure, and come to desire him to give me leave
+to make myself better understood to his Lordship, assuring him of my duty
+and service. He answered me very pleasingly, that he was confident upon
+the score of my Lord Sandwich's character of me, but that he had reason to
+think what he did, and desired me to call upon him some evening: I named
+to-night, and he accepted of it. So with my heart light I to White Hall,
+and there after understanding by a stratagem, and yet appearing wholly
+desirous not to understand Mr. Gauden's price when he desired to show it
+me, I went down and ordered matters in our tender so well that at the
+meeting by and by I was ready with Mr. Gauden's and his, both directed him
+a letter to me to give the board their two tenders, but there being none
+but the Generall Monk and Mr. Coventry and Povy and I, I did not think fit
+to expose them to view now, but put it off till Saturday, and so with good
+content rose. Thence I to the Half Moone, against the 'Change, to
+acquaint Lanyon and his friends of our proceedings, and thence to my Lord
+Chancellor's, and there heard several tryals, wherein I perceive my Lord
+is a most able and ready man. After all done, he himself called, "Come,
+Mr. Pepys, you and I will take a turn in the garden." So he was led down
+stairs, having the goute, and there walked with me, I think, above an
+houre, talking most friendly, yet cunningly. I told him clearly how
+things were; how ignorant I was of his Lordship's concernment in it; how I
+did not do nor say one word singly, but what was done was the act of the
+whole Board. He told me by name that he was more angry with Sir G.
+Carteret than with me, and also with the whole body of the Board. But
+thinking who it was of the Board that knew him least, he did place his
+fear upon me; but he finds that he is indebted to none of his friends
+there. I think I did thoroughly appease him, till he thanked me for my
+desire and pains to satisfy him; and upon my desiring to be directed who I
+should of his servants advise with about this business, he told me nobody,
+but would be glad to hear from me himself. He told me he would not direct
+me in any thing, that it might not be said that the Lord Chancellor did
+labour to abuse the King; or (as I offered) direct the suspending the
+Report of the Purveyors but I see what he means, and I will make it my
+worke to do him service in it. But, Lord! to see how he is incensed
+against poor Deane, as a fanatique rogue, and I know not what: and what he
+did was done in spite to his Lordship, among all his friends and tenants.
+He did plainly say that he would not direct me in any thing, for he would
+not put himself into the power of any man to say that he did so and so;
+but plainly told me as if he would be glad I did something. Lord! to see
+how we poor wretches dare not do the King good service for fear of the
+greatness of these men. He named Sir G. Carteret, and Sir J. Minnes, and
+the rest; and that he was as angry with them all as me. But it was
+pleasant to think that, while he was talking to me, comes into the garden
+Sir G. Carteret; and my Lord avoided speaking with him, and made him and
+many others stay expecting him, while I walked up and down above an houre,
+I think; and would have me walk with my hat on. And yet, after all this,
+there has been so little ground for this his jealousy of me, that I am
+sometimes afeard that he do this only in policy to bring me to his side by
+scaring me; or else, which is worse, to try how faithfull I would be to
+the King; but I rather think the former of the two. I parted with great
+assurance how I acknowledged all I had to come from his Lordship; which he
+did not seem to refuse, but with great kindness and respect parted. So I
+by coach home, calling at my Lord's, but he not within. At my office
+late, and so home to eat something, being almost starved for want of
+eating my dinner to-day, and so to bed, my head being full of great and
+many businesses of import to me.
+
+15th. Up, and to my Lord Sandwich's; where he sent for me up, and I did
+give my Lord an account of what had passed with my Lord Chancellor
+yesterday; with which he was well pleased, and advised me by all means to
+study in the best manner I could to serve him in this business. After
+this discourse ended, he begun to tell me that he had now pitched upon his
+day of going to sea upon Monday next, and that he would now give me an
+account how matters are with him. He told me that his work now in the
+world is only to keep up his interest at Court, having little hopes to get
+more considerably, he saying that he hath now about L8,000 per annum. It
+is true, he says, he oweth about L10,000; but he hath been at great
+charges in getting things to this pass in his estate; besides his building
+and good goods that he hath bought. He says he hath now evened his
+reckonings at the Wardrobe till Michaelmas last, and hopes to finish it to
+Ladyday before he goes. He says now there is due, too, L7,000 to him
+there, if he knew how to get it paid, besides L2000 that Mr. Montagu do
+owe him. As to his interest, he says that he hath had all the injury done
+him that ever man could have by another bosom friend that knows all his
+secrets, by Mr. Montagu; but he says that the worst of it all is past, and
+he gone out and hated, his very person by the King, and he believes the
+more upon the score of his carriage to him; nay, that the Duke of Yorke
+did say a little while since in his closett, that he did hate him because
+of his ungratefull carriage to my Lord of Sandwich. He says that he is as
+great with the Chancellor, or greater, than ever in his life. That with
+the King he is the like; and told me an instance, that whereas he formerly
+was of the private council to the King before he was last sicke, and that
+by the sickness an interruption was made in his attendance upon him; the
+King did not constantly call him, as he used to do, to his private
+council, only in businesses of the sea and the like; but of late the King
+did send a message to him by Sir Harry Bennet, to excuse the King to my
+Lord that he had not of late sent for him as he used to do to his private
+council, for it was not out of any distaste, but to avoid giving offence
+to some others whom he did not name; but my Lord supposes it might be
+Prince Rupert, or it may be only that the King would rather pass it by an
+excuse, than be thought unkind: but that now he did desire him to attend
+him constantly, which of late he hath done, and the King never more kind
+to him in his life than now. The Duke of Yorke, as much as is possible;
+and in the business of late, when I was to speak to my Lord about his
+going to sea, he says that he finds the Duke did it with the greatest
+ingenuity and love in the world; "and whereas," says my Lord, "here is a
+wise man hard by that thinks himself so, and would be thought so, and it
+may be is in a degree so (naming by and by my Lord Crew), would have had
+me condition with him that neither Prince Rupert nor any body should come
+over his head, and I know not what." The Duke himself hath caused in his
+commission, that he be made Admirall of this and what other ships or
+fleets shall hereafter be put out after these; which is very noble. He
+tells me in these cases, and that of Mr. Montagu's, and all others, he
+finds that bearing of them patiently is his best way, without noise or
+trouble, and things wear out of themselves and come fair again. But, says
+he, take it from me, never to trust too much to any man in the world, for
+you put yourself into his power; and the best seeming friend and real
+friend as to the present may have or take occasion to fall out with you,
+and then out comes all. Then he told me of Sir Harry Bennet, though they
+were always kind, yet now it is become to an acquaintance and familiarity
+above ordinary, that for these months he hath done no business but with my
+Lord's advice in his chamber, and promises all faithfull love to him and
+service upon all occasions. My Lord says, that he hath the advantage of
+being able by his experience to helpe and advise him; and he believes that
+that chiefly do invite Sir Harry to this manner of treating him. "Now,"
+says my Lord, "the only and the greatest embarras that I have in the world
+is, how to behave myself to Sir H. Bennet and my Lord Chancellor, in case
+that there do lie any thing under the embers about my Lord Bristoll, which
+nobody can tell; for then," says he, "I must appear for one or other, and
+I will lose all I have in the world rather than desert my Lord Chancellor:
+so that," says he, "I know not for my life what to do in that case." For
+Sir H. Bennet's love is come to the height, and his confidence, that he
+hath given my Lord a character, and will oblige my Lord to correspond with
+him. "This," says he, "is the whole condition of my estate and interest;
+which I tell you, because I know not whether I shall see you again or no."
+Then as to the voyage, he thinks it will be of charge to him, and no
+profit; but that he must not now look after nor think to encrease, but
+study to make good what he hath, that what is due to him from the Wardrobe
+or elsewhere may be paid, which otherwise would fail, and all a man hath
+be but small content to him. So we seemed to take leave one of another;
+my Lord of me, desiring me that I would write to him and give him
+information upon all occasions in matters that concern him; which, put
+together with what he preambled with yesterday, makes me think that my
+Lord do truly esteem me still, and desires to preserve my service to him;
+which I do bless God for. In the middle of our discourse my Lady Crew
+came in to bring my Lord word that he hath another son, my Lady being
+brought to bed just now, I did not think her time had been so nigh, but
+she's well brought to bed, for which God be praised! and send my Lord to
+study the laying up of something the more! Then with Creed to St.
+James's, and missing Mr. Coventry, to White Hall; where, staying for him
+in one of the galleries, there comes out of the chayre-room Mrs. Stewart,
+in a most lovely form, with her hair all about her eares, having her
+picture taking there. There was the King and twenty more, I think,
+standing by all the while, and a lovely creature she in this dress seemed
+to be. Thence to the 'Change by coach, and so home to dinner and then to
+my office. In the evening Mr. Hill, Andrews and I to my chamber to sing,
+which we did very pleasantly, and then to my office again, where very late
+and so home, with my mind I bless God in good state of ease and body of
+health, only my head at this juncture very full of business, how to get
+something. Among others what this rogue Creed will do before he goes to
+sea, for I would fain be rid of him and see what he means to do, for I
+will then declare myself his firm friend or enemy.
+
+16th. Up in the morning, my head mightily confounded with the great deale
+of business I have upon me to do. But to the office, and there dispatched
+Mr. Creed's business pretty well about his bill; but then there comes W.
+Howe for my Lord's bill of Imprest for L500 to carry with him this voyage,
+and so I was at a loss how to carry myself in it, Creed being there, but
+there being no help I delivered it to them both, and let them contend,
+when I perceive they did both endeavour to have it, but W. Howe took it,
+and the other had the discretion to suffer it. But I think I cleared
+myself to Creed that it past not from any practice of mine. At noon rose
+and did some necessary business at the 'Change. Thence to Trinity House
+to a dinner which Sir G. Carteret makes there as Maister this year.
+Thence to White Hall to the Tangier Committee, and there, above my
+expectation, got the business of our contract for the victualling carried
+for my people, viz., Alsopp, Lanyon, and Yeabsly; and by their promise I
+do thereby get L300 per annum to myself, which do overjoy me; and the
+matter is left to me to draw up. Mr. Lewes was in the gallery and is
+mightily amazed at it, and I believe Mr. Gauden will make some stir about
+it, for he wrote to Mr. Coventry to-day about it to argue why he should
+for the King's convenience have it, but Mr. Coventry most justly did argue
+freely for them that served cheapest. Thence walked a while with Mr.
+Coventry in the gallery, and first find that he is mighty cold in his
+present opinion of Mr. Peter Pett for his flagging and doing things so
+lazily there, and he did also surprise me with a question why Deane did
+not bring in their report of the timber of Clarendon. What he means
+thereby I know not, but at present put him off; nor do I know how to steer
+myself: but I must think of it, and advise with my Lord Sandwich. Thence
+with Creed by coach to my Lord Sandwich's, and there I got Mr. Moore to
+give me my Lord's hand for my receipt of L109 more of my money of Sir G.
+Carteret, so that then his debt to me will be under L500, I think. This
+do ease my mind also. Thence carried him and W. Howe into London, and set
+them down at Sir G. Carteret's to receive some money, and I home and there
+busy very late, and so home to supper and to bed, with my mind in pretty
+good ease, my business being in a pretty good condition every where.
+
+17th (Lord's day). All the morning at my office doing business there, it
+raining hard. So dined at home alone. After dinner walked to my Lord's,
+and there found him and much other guests at table at dinner, and it seems
+they have christened his young son to-day-called him James. I got a piece
+of cake. I got my Lord to signe and seale my business about my selling of
+Brampton land, which though not so full as I would, yet is as full as I
+can at present. Walked home again, and there fell to read, and by and by
+comes my uncle Wight, Dr. Burnett, and another gentleman, and talked and
+drank, and the Doctor showed me the manner of eating, turpentine, which
+pleases me well, for it is with great ease. So they being gone, I to
+supper and to bed.
+
+18th. Up, and walked to my Lord's, and there took my leave of him, he
+seeming very friendly to me in as serious a manner as ever in his life,
+and I believe he is very confident of me. He sets out this morning for
+Deale. Thence to St. James's to the Duke, and there did our usual
+business. He discourses very freely of a warr with Holland, to begin
+about winter, so that I believe we shall come to it. Before we went up to
+the Duke, Sir G. Carteret and I did talk together in the Parke about my
+Lord Chancellor's business of the timber; he telling me freely that my
+Lord Chancellor was never so angry with him in all his life, as he was for
+this business, in great passion; and that when he saw me there, he knew
+what it was about. And plots now with me how we may serve my Lord, which
+I am mightily glad of; and I hope together we may do it. Thence to
+Westminster to my barber's, to have my Periwigg he lately made me cleansed
+of its nits, which vexed me cruelly that he should put such a thing into
+my hands. Here meeting his mayd Jane, that has lived with them so long, I
+talked with her, and sending her of an errand to Dr. Clerk's, did meet
+her, and took her into a little alehouse in Brewers Yard, and there did
+sport with her, without any knowledge of her though, and a very pretty
+innocent girl she is. Thence to my Lord Chancellor's, but he being busy I
+went away to the 'Change, and so home to dinner. By and by comes Creed,
+and I out with him to Fleet Street, and he to Mr. Povy's, I to my Lord
+Chancellor's, and missing him again walked to Povy's, and there saw his
+new perspective in his closet. Povy, to my great surprise and wonder, did
+here attacque me in his own and Mr. Bland's behalf that I should do for
+them both for the new contractors for the victualling of the garrison.
+Which I am ashamed that he should ask of me, nor did I believe that he was
+a man that did seek benefit in such poor things. Besides that he
+professed that he did not believe that I would have any hand myself in the
+contract, and yet here declares that he himself would have profit by it,
+and himself did move me that Sir W. Rider might join, and Ford with
+Gauden. I told him I had no interest in them, but I fear they must do
+something to him, for he told me that those of the Mole did promise to
+consider him. Thence home and Creed with me, and there he took occasion
+to owne his obligations to me, and did lay down twenty pieces in gold upon
+my shelf in my closett, which I did not refuse, but wish and expected
+should have been more. But, however, this is better than nothing, and now
+I am out of expectation, and shall henceforward know how to deal with him.
+After discourse of settling his matters here, we went out by coach, and he
+'light at the Temple, and there took final leave of me, in order to his
+following my Lord to-morrow. I to my Lord Chancellor, and discoursed his
+business with him. I perceive, and he says plainly, that he will not have
+any man to have it in his power to say that my Lord Chancellor did
+contrive the wronging the King of his timber; but yet I perceive, he would
+be glad to have service done him therein; and told me Sir G. Carteret hath
+told him that he and I would look after his business to see it done in the
+best manner for him. Of this I was glad, and so away. Thence home, and
+late with my Tangier men about drawing up their agreement with us, wherein
+I find much trouble, and after doing as much as we could to-night, broke
+up and I to bed.
+
+19th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon dined
+alone at home. After dinner Sir W. Batten and I down by water to
+Woolwich, where coming to the ropeyarde we are told that Mr. Falconer, who
+hath been ill of a relapse these two days, is just now dead. We went up
+to his widow, who is sicke in bed also. The poor woman in great sorrow,
+and entreats our friendship, which we shall, I think, in every thing do
+for her. I am sure I will. Thence to the Docke, and there in Sheldon's
+garden eat some fruit; so to Deptford a little, and thence home, it
+raining mightily, and being cold I doubted my health after it. At the
+office till 9 o'clock about Sir W. Warren's contract for masts, and then
+at home with Lanyon and Yeabsly till 12 and past about their contract for
+Tangier, wherein they and I differed, for I would have it drawn to the
+King's advantage, as much as might be, which they did not like, but parted
+good friends; however, when they were gone, I wished that I had forborne
+any disagreement till I had had their promise to me in writing. They
+being gone, I to bed.
+
+20th. Up, and a while to my office, and then home with Mr. Deane till
+dinner, discoursing upon the business of my Lord Chancellor's timber in
+Clarendon Parke, and how to make a report therein without offending him;
+which at last I drew up, and hope it will please him. But I would to God
+neither I nor he ever had had any thing to have done with it! Dined
+together with a good pig, and then out by coach to White Hall, to the
+Committee for Fishing; but nothing done, it being a great day to-day there
+upon drawing at the Lottery of Sir Arthur Slingsby. I got in and stood by
+the two Queenes and the Duchesse of Yorke, and just behind my Lady
+Castlemayne, whom I do heartily adore; and good sport it was to see how
+most that did give their ten pounds did go away with a pair of globes only
+for their lot, and one gentlewoman, one Mrs. Fish, with the only blanke.
+And one I staid to see drew a suit of hangings valued at L430, and they
+say are well worth the money, or near it. One other suit there is better
+than that; but very many lots of three and fourscore pounds. I observed
+the King and Queenes did get but as poor lots as any else. But the wisest
+man I met with was Mr. Cholmley, who insured as many as would, from
+drawing of the one blank for 12d.; in which case there was the whole
+number of persons to one, which I think was three or four hundred. And so
+he insured about 200 for 200 shillings, so that he could not have lost if
+one of them had drawn it, for there was enough to pay the L10; but it
+happened another drew it, and so he got all the money he took. I left the
+lottery, and went to a play, only a piece of it, which was the Duke's
+house, "Worse and Worse;" just the same manner of play, and writ, I
+believe, by the same man as "The Adventures of Five Hours;" very pleasant
+it was, and I begin to admire Harris more than ever. Thence to
+Westminster to see Creed, and he and I took a walk in the Parke. He is
+ill, and not able yet to set out after my Lord, but will do to-morrow. So
+home, and late at my office, and so home to bed. This evening being
+moonshine I played a little late upon my flageolette in the garden. But
+being at Westminster Hall I met with great news that Mrs. Lane is married
+to one Martin, one that serves Captain Marsh. She is gone abroad with him
+to-day, very fine. I must have a bout with her very shortly to see how
+she finds marriage.
+
+21st. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning, among other
+things making a contract with Sir W. Warren for almost 1000 Gottenburg
+masts, the biggest that ever was made in the Navy, and wholly of my
+compassing and a good one I hope it is for the King. Dined at Sir W.
+Batten's, where I have not eat these many months. Sir G. Carteret, Mr.
+Coventry, Sir J. Minnes, and myself there only, and my Lady. A good
+venison pasty, and very merry, and pleasant I made myself with my Lady,
+and she as much to me. This morning to the office comes Nicholas Osborne,
+Mr. Gauden's clerke, to desire of me what piece of plate I would choose to
+have a L100, or thereabouts, bestowed upon me in, he having order to lay
+out so much; and, out of his freedom with me, do of himself come to make
+this question. I a great while urged my unwillingnesse to take any, not
+knowing how I could serve Mr. Gauden, but left it wholly to himself; so at
+noon I find brought home in fine leather cases, a pair of the noblest
+flaggons that ever I saw all the days of my life; whether I shall keepe
+them or no I cannot tell; for it is to oblige me to him in the business of
+the Tangier victualling, wherein I doubt I shall not; but glad I am to see
+that I shall be sure to get something on one side or other, have it which
+will: so, with a merry heart, I looked upon them, and locked them up.
+After dinner to [give] my Lord Chancellor a good account of his business,
+and he is very well pleased therewith, and carries himself with great
+discretion to me, without seeming over glad or beholding to me; and yet I
+know that he do think himself very well served by me. Thence to
+Westminster and to Mrs. Lane's lodgings, to give her joy, and there
+suffered me to deal with her as I hoped to do, and by and by her husband
+comes, a sorry, simple fellow, and his letter to her which she proudly
+showed me a simple, nonsensical thing. A man of no discourse, and I fear
+married her to make a prize of, which he is mistaken in, and a sad wife I
+believe she will prove to him, for she urged me to appoint a time as soon
+as he is gone out of town to give her a meeting next week. So by water
+with a couple of cozens of Mrs. Lane's, and set them down at Queenhive,
+and I through Bridge home, and there late at business, and so home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+22nd. Up and to my office, where busy all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and so home to dinner, and then down by water to Deptford, where
+coming too soon, I spent an houre in looking round the yarde, and putting
+Mr. Shish
+
+ [Jonas Shish, master-shipwright at Deptford. There are several
+ papers of his among the State Papers. "I was at the funeral of old
+ Mr. Shish, Master Shipwright of His Majesty's Yard here, an honest
+ and remarkable man, and his death a public loss, for his excellent
+ success in building ships (though altogether illiterate) and for
+ bringing up so many of his children to be able artists. I held up
+ the pall with three knights who did him that honour, and he was
+ worthy of it. It was the custom of this good man to rise in the
+ night and pray, kneeling in his own coffin, which he had lying by
+ him for many years. He was born that famous year, the Gunpowder-
+ plot, 1605" (Evelyn's "Diary," May 13th, 1680).]
+
+to measure a piece or two of timber, which he did most cruelly wrong, and
+to the King's losse 12 or 13s. in a piece of 28 feet in contents. Thence
+to the Clerke of the Cheques, from whose house Mr. Falconer was buried
+to-day; Sir J. Minnes and I the only principal officers that were there.
+We walked to church with him, and then I left them without staying the
+sermon and straight home by water, and there find, as I expected, Mr.
+Hill, and Andrews, and one slovenly and ugly fellow, Seignor Pedro, who
+sings Italian songs to the theorbo most neatly, and they spent the whole
+evening in singing the best piece of musique counted of all hands in the
+world, made by Seignor Charissimi, the famous master in Rome. Fine it
+was, indeed, and too fine for me to judge of. They have spoke to Pedro to
+meet us every weeke, and I fear it will grow a trouble to me if we once
+come to bid judges to meet us, especially idle Masters, which do a little
+displease me to consider. They gone comes Mr. Lanyon, who tells me Mr.
+Alsopp is now become dangerously ill, and fears his recovery, covery,
+which shakes my expectation of L630 per annum by the business; and,
+therefore, bless God for what Mr. Gauden hath sent me, which, from some
+discourse to-day with Mr. Osborne, swearing that he knows not any thing of
+this business of the victualling; but, the contrary, that it is not that
+moves Mr. Gauden to send it me, for he hath had order for it any time
+these two months. Whether this be true or no, I know not; but I shall
+hence with the more confidence keepe it. To supper and to the office a
+little, and to walk in the garden, the moon shining bright, and fine warm
+fair weather, and so home to bed.
+
+23rd. Up, and all the morning at the office. At noon to the 'Change,
+where I took occasion to break the business of my Lord Chancellor's timber
+to Mr. Coventry in the best manner I could. He professed to me, that,
+till, Sir G. Carteret did speake of it at the table, after our officers
+were gone to survey it, he did not know that my Lord Chancellor had any
+thing to do with it; but now he says that he had been told by the Duke
+that Sir G. Carteret had spoke to him about it, and that he had told the
+Duke that, were he in my Lord Chancellor's case, if he were his father, he
+would rather fling away the gains of two or L3,000, than have it said that
+the timber, which should have been the King's, if it had continued the
+Duke of Albemarle's, was concealed by us in favour of my Lord Chancellor;
+for, says he, he is a great man, and all such as he, and he himself
+particularly, have a great many enemies that would be glad of such an
+advantage against him. When I told him it was strange that Sir J. Minnes
+and Sir G. Carteret, that knew my Lord Chancellor's concernment therein,
+should not at first inform us, he answered me that for Sir J. Minnes, he
+is looked upon to be an old good companion, but by nobody at the other end
+of the towne as any man of business, and that my Lord Chancellor, he dares
+say, never did tell him of it, only Sir G. Carteret, he do believe, must
+needs know it, for he and Sir J. Shaw are the greatest confidants he hath
+in the world. So for himself, he said, he would not mince the matter, but
+was resolved to do what was fit, and stand upon his owne legs therein, and
+that he would speak to the Duke, that he and Sir G. Carteret might be
+appointed to attend my Lord Chancellor in it. All this disturbs me
+mightily. I know not what to say to it, nor how to carry myself therein;
+for a compliance will discommend me to Mr. Coventry, and a discompliance
+to my Lord Chancellor. But I think to let it alone, or at least meddle in
+it as little more as I can. From thence walked toward Westminster, and
+being in an idle and wanton humour, walked through Fleet Alley, and there
+stood a most pretty wench at one of the doors, so I took a turn or two,
+but what by sense of honour and conscience I would not go in, but much
+against my will took coach and away, and away to Westminster Hall, and
+there 'light of Mrs. Lane, and plotted with her to go over the water. So
+met at White's stairs in Chanel Row, and over to the old house at Lambeth
+Marsh, and there eat and drank, and had my pleasure of her twice, she
+being the strangest woman in talk of love to her husband sometimes, and
+sometimes again she do not care for him, and yet willing enough to allow
+me a liberty of doing what I would with her. So spending 5s. or 6s. upon
+her, I could do what I would, and after an hour's stay and more back again
+and set her ashore there again, and I forward to Fleet Street, and called
+at Fleet Alley, not knowing how to command myself, and went in and there
+saw what formerly I have been acquainted with, the wickedness of these
+houses, and the forcing a man to present expense. The woman indeed is a
+most lovely woman, but I had no courage to meddle with her for fear of her
+not being wholesome, and so counterfeiting that I had not money enough, it
+was pretty to see how cunning she was, would not suffer me to have to do
+in any manner with her after she saw I had no money, but told me then I
+would not come again, but she now was sure I would come again, but I hope
+in God I shall not, for though she be one of the prettiest women I ever
+saw, yet I fear her abusing me. So desiring God to forgive me for this
+vanity, I went home, taking some books from my bookseller, and taking his
+lad home with me, to whom I paid L10 for books I have laid up money for,
+and laid out within these three weeks, and shall do no more a great while
+I hope. So to my office writing letters, and then home and to bed, weary
+of the pleasure I have had to-day, and ashamed to think of it.
+
+24th (Lord's day). Up, in some pain all day from yesterday's passages,
+having taken cold, I suppose. So staid within all day reading of two or
+three good plays. At night to my office a little, and so home, after
+supper to bed.
+
+25th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten by coach to St.
+James's, but there the Duke being gone out we to my Lord Berkeley's
+chamber, Mr. Coventry being there, and among other things there met with a
+printed copy of the King's commission for the repair of Paul's, which is
+very large, and large power for collecting money, and recovering of all
+people that had bought or sold formerly any thing belonging to the Church.
+And here I find my Lord Mayor of the City set in order before the
+Archbishopp or any nobleman, though all the greatest officers of state are
+there. But yet I do not hear by my Lord Berkeley, who is one of them,
+that any thing is like to come of it. Thence back again homewards, and
+Sir W. Batten and I to the Coffee-house, but no newes, only the plague is
+very hot still, and encreases among the Dutch. Home to dinner, and after
+dinner walked forth, and do what I could I could not keep myself from
+going through Fleet Lane, but had the sense of safety and honour not to go
+in, and the rather being a holiday I feared I might meet with some people
+that might know me. Thence to Charing Cross, and there called at
+Unthanke's to see what I owed, but found nothing, and here being a couple
+of pretty ladies, lodgers in the kitchen, I staid a little there. Thence
+to my barber Gervas, who this day buries his child, which it seems was
+born without a passage behind, so that it never voided any thing in the
+week or fortnight that it has been born. Thence to Mr. Reeves, it coming
+just now in my head to buy a microscope, but he was not within, so I
+walked all round that end of the town among the loathsome people and
+houses, but, God be thanked! had no desire to visit any of them. So
+home, where I met Mr. Lanyon, who tells me Mr. Alsop is past hopes, which
+will mightily disappoint me in my hopes there, and yet it may be not. I
+shall think whether it will be safe for me to venture myself or no, and
+come in as an adventurer. He gone, Mr. Cole (my old Jack Cole) comes to
+see and speak with me, and his errand in short to tell me that he is
+giving over his trade; he can do no good in it, and will turn what he has
+into money and go to sea, his father being dead and leaving him little, if
+any thing. This I was sorry to hear, he being a man of good parts, but, I
+fear, debauched. I promised him all the friendship I can do him, which
+will end in little, though I truly mean it, and so I made him stay with me
+till 11 at night, talking of old school stories, and very pleasing ones,
+and truly I find that we did spend our time and thoughts then otherwise
+than I think boys do now, and I think as well as methinks that the best
+are now. He supped with me, and so away, and I to bed. And strange to
+see how we are all divided that were bred so long at school together, and
+what various fortunes we have run, some good, some bad.
+
+26th. All the morning at the office, at noon to Anthony Joyce's, to our
+gossip's dinner. I had sent a dozen and a half of bottles of wine
+thither, and paid my double share besides, which is 18s. Very merry we
+were, and when the women were merry and rose from table, I above with
+them, ne'er a man but I, I began discourse of my not getting of children,
+and prayed them to give me their opinions and advice, and they freely and
+merrily did give me these ten, among them (1) Do not hug my wife too hard
+nor too much; (2) eat no late suppers; (3) drink juyce of sage; (4) tent
+and toast; (5) wear cool holland drawers; (6) keep stomach warm and back
+cool; (7) upon query whether it was best to do at night or morn, they
+answered me neither one nor other, but when we had most mind to it; (8)
+wife not to go too straight laced; (9) myself to drink mum and sugar; (10)
+Mrs. Ward did give me, to change my place. The 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, and
+10th they all did seriously declare, and lay much stress upon them as
+rules fit to be observed indeed, and especially the last, to lie with our
+heads where our heels do, or at least to make the bed high at feet and low
+at head. Very merry all, as much as I could be in such sorry company.
+Great discourse of the fray yesterday in Moorefields, how the butchers at
+first did beat the weavers (between whom there hath been ever an old
+competition for mastery), but at last the weavers rallied and beat them.
+At first the butchers knocked down all for weavers that had green or blue
+aprons, till they were fain to pull them off and put them in their
+breeches. At last the butchers were fain to pull off their sleeves, that
+they might not be known, and were soundly beaten out of the field, and
+some deeply wounded and bruised; till at last the weavers went out
+tryumphing, calling L100 for a butcher. I to Mr. Reeves to see a
+microscope, he having been with me to-day morning, and there chose one
+which I will have. Thence back and took up young Mrs. Harman, a pretty
+bred and pretty humoured woman whom I could love well, though not
+handsome, yet for her person and carriage, and black. By the way met her
+husband going for her, and set them both down at home, and so home to my
+office a while, and so to supper and bed.
+
+27th. Up, and after some discourse with Mr. Duke, who is to be Secretary
+to the Fishery, and is now Secretary to the Committee for Trade, who I
+find a very ingenious man, I went to Mr. Povy's, and there heard a little
+of his empty discourse, and fain he would have Mr. Gauden been the
+victualler for Tangier, which none but a fool would say to me when he
+knows he hath made it his request to me to get him something of these men
+that now do it. Thence to St. James's, but Mr. Coventry being ill and in
+bed I did not stay, but to White Hall a little, walked up and down, and so
+home to fit papers against this afternoon, and after dinner to the 'Change
+a little, and then to White Hall, where anon the Duke of Yorke came, and a
+Committee we had of Tangier, where I read over my rough draught of the
+contract for Tangier victualling, and acquainted them with the death of
+Mr. Alsopp, which Mr. Lanyon had told me this morning, which is a sad
+consideration to see how uncertain a thing our lives are, and how little
+to be presumed of in our greatest undertakings. The words of the contract
+approved of, and I home and there came Mr. Lanyon to me and brought my
+neighbour, Mr. Andrews, to me, whom he proposes for his partner in the
+room of Mr. Alsopp, and I like well enough of it. We read over the
+contract together, and discoursed it well over and so parted, and I am
+glad to see it once over in this condition again, for Mr. Lanyon and I had
+some discourse to-day about my share in it, and I hope if it goes on to
+have my first hopes of L300 per ann. They gone, I to supper and to bed.
+This afternoon came my great store of Coles in, being to Chaldron, so that
+I may see how long they will last me.
+
+28th. At the office all the morning, dined, after 'Change, at home, and
+then abroad, and seeing "The Bondman" upon the posts, I consulted my
+oaths and find I may go safely this time without breaking it; I went
+thither, notwithstanding my great desire to have gone to Fleet Alley, God
+forgive me, again. There I saw it acted. It is true, for want of
+practice, they had many of them forgot their parts a little; but Betterton
+and my poor Ianthe outdo all the world. There is nothing more taking in
+the world with me than that play. Thence to Westminster to my barber's,
+and strange to think how when I find that Jervas himself did intend to
+bring home my periwigg, and not Jane his maid, I did desire not to have it
+at all, for I had a mind to have her bring it home. I also went to Mr.
+Blagrave's about speaking to him for his kinswoman to come live with my
+wife, but they are not come to town, and so I home by coach and to my
+office, and then to supper and to bed. My present posture is thus: my
+wife in the country and my mayde Besse with her and all quiett there. I
+am endeavouring to find a woman for her to my mind, and above all one that
+understands musique, especially singing. I am the willinger to keepe one
+because I am in good hopes to get 2 or L300 per annum extraordinary by the
+business of the victualling of Tangier, and yet Mr. Alsopp, my chief
+hopes, is dead since my looking after it, and now Mr. Lanyon, I fear, is,
+falling sicke too. I am pretty well in health, only subject to wind upon
+any cold, and then immediate and great pains. All our discourse is of a
+Dutch warr and I find it is likely to come to it, for they are very high
+and desire not to compliment us at all, as far as I hear, but to send a
+good fleete to Guinny to oppose us there. My Lord Sandwich newly gone to
+sea, and I, I think, fallen into his very good opinion again, at least he
+did before his going, and by his letter since, show me all manner of
+respect and confidence. I am over-joyed in hopes that upon this month's
+account I shall find myself worth L1000, besides the rich present of two
+silver and gilt flaggons which Mr. Gauden did give me the other day. I do
+now live very prettily at home, being most seriously, quietly, and neatly
+served by my two mayds Jane and the girle Su, with both of whom I am
+mightily well pleased. My greatest trouble is the settling of Brampton
+Estate, that I may know what to expect, and how to be able to leave it
+when I die, so as to be just to my promise to my uncle Thomas and his son.
+The next thing is this cursed trouble my brother Tom is likely to put us
+to by his death, forcing us to law with his creditors, among others Dr.
+Tom Pepys, and that with some shame as trouble, and the last how to know
+in what manner as to saving or spending my father lives, lest they should
+run me in debt as one of my uncle's executors, and I never the wiser nor
+better for it. But in all this I hope shortly to be at leisure to
+consider and inform myself well.
+
+29th. At the office all the morning dispatching of business, at noon to
+the 'Change after dinner, and thence to Tom Trice about Dr. Pepys's
+business, and thence it raining turned into Fleet Alley, and there was
+with Cocke an hour or so. The jade, whether I would not give her money or
+not enough; she would not offer to invite to do anything, but on the
+contrary saying she had no time, which I was glad of, for I had no mind to
+meddle with her, but had my end to see what a cunning jade she was, to see
+her impudent tricks and ways of getting money and raising the reckoning by
+still calling for things, that it come to 6 or 7 shillings presently. So
+away home, glad I escaped without any inconvenience, and there came Mr.
+Hill, Andrews and Seignor Pedro, and great store of musique we had, but I
+begin to be weary of having a master with us, for it spoils, methinks, the
+ingenuity of our practice. After they were gone comes Mr. Bland to me,
+sat till 11 at night with me, talking of the garrison of Tangier and
+serving them with pieces of eight. A mind he hath to be employed there,
+but dares not desire any courtesy of me, and yet would fain engage me to
+be for him, for I perceive they do all find that I am the busy man to see
+the King have right done him by inquiring out other bidders. Being quite
+tired with him, I got him gone, and so to bed.
+
+30th. All the morning at the office; at noon to the 'Change, where great
+talke of a rich present brought by an East India ship from some of the
+Princes of India, worth to the King L70,000 in two precious stones. After
+dinner to the office, and there all the afternoon making an end of several
+things against the end of the month, that I may clear all my reckonings
+tomorrow; also this afternoon, with great content, I finished the
+contracts for victualling of Tangier with Mr. Lanyon and the rest, and to
+my comfort got him and Andrews to sign to the giving me L300 per annum, by
+which, at least, I hope to be a L100 or two the better. Wrote many
+letters by the post to ease my mind of business and to clear my paper of
+minutes, as I did lately oblige myself to clear every thing against the
+end of the month. So at night with my mind quiet and contented to bed.
+This day I sent a side of venison and six bottles of wine to Kate Joyce.
+
+31st (Lord's day). Up, and to church, where I have not been these many
+weeks. So home, and thither, inviting him yesterday, comes Mr. Hill, at
+which I was a little troubled, but made up all very well, carrying him
+with me to Sir J. Minnes, where I was invited and all our families to a
+venison pasty. Here good cheer and good discourse. After dinner Mr. Hill
+and I to my house, and there to musique all the afternoon. He being gone,
+in the evening I to my accounts, and to my great joy and with great thanks
+to Almighty God, I do find myself most clearly worth L1014, the first time
+that ever I was worth L1000 before, which is the height of all that ever I
+have for a long time pretended to. But by the blessing of God upon my
+care I hope to lay up something more in a little time, if this business of
+the victualling of Tangier goes on as I hope it will. So with praise to
+God for this state of fortune that I am brought to as to wealth, and my
+condition being as I have at large set it down two days ago in this book,
+I home to supper and to bed, desiring God to give me the grace to make
+good use of what I have and continue my care and diligence to gain more.
+
+ ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:
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+ All divided that were bred so long at school together
+ Began discourse of my not getting of children
+ Came to bed to me, but all would not make me friends
+ Feared I might meet with some people that might know me
+ Had no mind to meddle with her
+ Her impudent tricks and ways of getting money
+ How little to be presumed of in our greatest undertakings
+ Mind to have her bring it home
+ My wife made great means to be friends, coming to my bedside
+ Never to trust too much to any man in the world
+ Not well, and so had no pleasure at all with my poor wife
+ Not when we can, but when we list
+ Now against her going into the country (lay together)
+ Periwigg he lately made me cleansed of its nits
+ Presse seamen, without which we cannot really raise men
+ Shakespeare's plays
+ She had the cunning to cry a great while, and talk and blubber
+ There eat and drank, and had my pleasure of her twice
+ These Lords are hard to be trusted
+ Things wear out of themselves and come fair again
+ To my Lord Sandwich, thinking to have dined there
+ Upon a very small occasion had a difference again broke out
+ Very high and very foule words from her to me
+ What wine you drinke, lett it bee at meales
+
+
+
+
+
+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+ MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ AUGUST & SEPTEMBER
+ 1664
+
+August 1st. Up, my mind very light from my last night's accounts, and so
+up and with Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and Sir W. Pen to St. James's,
+where among other things having prepared with some industry every man a
+part this morning and no sooner (for fear they should either consider of
+it or discourse of it one to another) Mr. Coventry did move the Duke and
+obtain it that one of the clerkes of the Clerke of the Acts should have an
+addition of L30 a year, as Mr. Turner hath, which I am glad of, that I may
+give T. Hater L20 and keep L10 towards a boy's keeping. Thence Mr.
+Coventry and I to the Attorney's chamber at the Temple, but not being
+there we parted, and I home, and there with great joy told T. Hater what I
+had done, with which the poor wretch was very glad, though his modesty
+would not suffer him to say much. So to the Coffee-house, and there all
+the house full of the victory Generall Soushe
+
+ [General Soushe was Louis Ratuit, Comte de Souches. The battle was
+ fought at Lewenz (or Leva), in Hungary.--B.]
+
+(who is a Frenchman, a soldier of fortune, commanding part of the German
+army) hath had against the Turke; killing 4,000 men, and taking most
+extraordinary spoil. Thence taking up Harman and his wife, carried them
+to Anthony Joyce's, where we had my venison in a pasty well done; but,
+Lord! to see how much they made of, it, as if they had never eat any
+before, and very merry we were, but Will most troublesomely so, and I find
+he and his wife have a most wretched life one with another, but we took no
+notice, but were very merry as I could be in such company. But Mrs.
+Harman is a very pretty-humoured wretch, whom I could love with all my
+heart, being so good and innocent company. Thence to Westminster to Mr.
+Blagrave's, and there, after singing a thing or two over, I spoke to him
+about a woman for my wife, and he offered me his kinswoman, which I was
+glad of, but she is not at present well, but however I hope to have her.
+Thence to my Lord Chancellor's, and thence with Mr. Coventry, who
+appointed to meet me there, and with him to the Attorney General, and
+there with Sir Ph. Warwicke consulted of a new commission to be had
+through the Broad Seale to enable us to make this contract for Tangier
+victualling. So home, and there talked long with Will about the young
+woman of his family which he spoke of for to live with my wife, but though
+she hath very many good qualitys, yet being a neighbour's child and young
+and not very staid, I dare not venture of having her, because of her being
+able to spread any report of our family upon any discontent among the
+heart of our neighbours. So that my dependance is upon Mr. Blagrave, and
+so home to supper and to bed. Last night, at 12 o'clock, I was waked
+with knocking at Sir W. Pen's door; and what was it but people's running
+up and down to bring him word that his brother,
+
+ [George Penn, the elder brother of Sir W. Penn, was a wealthy
+ merchant at San Lucar, the port of Seville. He was seized as a
+ heretic by the Holy Office, and cast into a dungeon eight feet
+ square and dark as the grave. There he remained three years, every
+ month being scourged to make him confess his crimes. At last, after
+ being twice put to the rack, he offered to confess whatever they
+ would suggest. His property, L12,000, was then confiscated, his
+ wife, a Catholic, taken from him, and he was banished from Spain for
+ ever.--M. B.]
+
+who hath been a good while, it seems, sicke, is dead.
+
+2nd. At the office all the morning. At noon dined, and then to, the
+'Change, and there walked two hours or more with Sir W. Warren, who after
+much discourse in general of Sir W. Batten's dealings, he fell to talk how
+every body must live by their places, and that he was willing, if I
+desired it, that I should go shares with him in anything that he deals in.
+He told me again and again, too, that he confesses himself my debtor too
+for my service and friendship to him in his present great contract of
+masts, and that between this and Christmas he shall be in stocke and will
+pay it me. This I like well, but do not desire to become a merchant, and,
+therefore, put it off, but desired time to think of it. Thence to the
+King's play-house, and there saw "Bartholomew Fayre," which do still
+please me; and is, as it is acted, the best comedy in the world, I
+believe. I chanced to sit by Tom Killigrew, who tells me that he is
+setting up a Nursery; that is, is going to build a house in Moorefields,
+wherein he will have common plays acted. But four operas it shall have in
+the year, to act six weeks at a time; where we shall have the best scenes
+and machines, the best musique, and every thing as magnificent as is in
+Christendome; and to that end hath sent for voices and painters and other
+persons from Italy. Thence homeward called upon my Lord Marlborough, and
+so home and to my office, and then to Sir W. Pen, and with him and our
+fellow officers and servants of the house and none else to Church to lay
+his brother in the ground, wherein nothing handsome at all, but that he
+lays him under the Communion table in the chancel, about nine at night?
+So home and to bed.
+
+3rd. Up betimes and set some joyners on work to new lay my floor in our
+wardrobe, which I intend to make a room for musique. Thence abroad to
+Westminster, among other things to Mr. Blagrave's, and there had his
+consent for his kinswoman to come to be with my wife for her woman, at
+which I am well pleased and hope she may do well. Thence to White Hall to
+meet with Sir G. Carteret about hiring some ground to make our mast docke
+at Deptford, but being Council morning failed, but met with Mr. Coventry,
+and he and I discoursed of the likeliness of a Dutch warr, which I think
+is very likely now, for the Dutch do prepare a fleet to oppose us at
+Guinny, and he do think we shall, though neither of us have a mind to it,
+fall into it of a sudden, and yet the plague do increase among them, and
+is got into their fleet, and Opdam's own ship, which makes it strange they
+should be so high. Thence to the 'Change, and thence home to dinner, and
+down by water to Woolwich to the rope yard, and there visited Mrs.
+Falconer, who tells me odd stories of how Sir W. Pen was rewarded by her
+husband with a gold watch (but seems not certain of what Sir W. Batten
+told me, of his daughter having a life given her in L80 per ann.) for his
+helping him to his place, and yet cost him L150 to Mr. Coventry besides.
+He did much advise it seems Mr. Falconer not to marry again, expressing
+that he would have him make his daughter his heire, or words to that
+purpose, and that that makes him, she thinks, so cold in giving her any
+satisfaction, and that W. Boddam hath publickly said, since he came down
+thither to be clerke of the ropeyard, that it hath this week cost him
+L100, and would be glad that it would cost him but half as much more for
+the place, and that he was better before than now, and that if he had been
+to have bought it, he would not have given so much for it. Now I am sure
+that Mr. Coventry hath again and again said that he would take nothing,
+but would give all his part in it freely to him, that so the widow might
+have something. What the meaning of this is I know not, but that Sir W.
+Pen do get something by it. Thence to the Dockeyard, and there saw the
+new ship in great forwardness. So home and to supper, and then to the
+office, where late, Mr. Bland and I talking about Tangier business, and so
+home to bed.
+
+4th. Up betimes and to the office, fitting myself against a great dispute
+about the East India Company, which spent afterwards with us all the
+morning. At noon dined with Sir W. Pen, a piece of beef only, and I
+counterfeited a friendship and mirth which I cannot have with him, yet out
+with him by his coach, and he did carry me to a play and pay for me at the
+King's house, which is "The Rivall Ladys," a very innocent and most pretty
+witty play. I was much pleased with it, and it being given me, I look
+upon it as no breach to my oathe. Here we hear that Clun, one of their
+best actors, was, the last night, going out of towne (after he had acted
+the Alchymist, wherein was one of his best parts that he acts) to his
+country-house, set upon and murdered; one of the rogues taken, an Irish
+fellow. It seems most cruelly butchered and bound. The house will have a
+great miss of him. Thence visited my Lady Sandwich, who tells me my Lord
+FitzHarding is to be made a Marquis. Thence home to my office late, and
+so to supper and to bed.
+
+5th. Up very betimes and set my plaisterer to work about whiting and
+colouring my musique roome, which having with great pleasure seen done,
+about ten o'clock I dressed myself, and so mounted upon a very pretty
+mare, sent me by Sir W. Warren, according to his promise yesterday. And
+so through the City, not a little proud, God knows, to be seen upon so
+pretty a beast, and to my cozen W. Joyce's, who presently mounted too, and
+he and I out of towne toward Highgate; in the way, at Kentish-towne,
+showing me the place and manner of Clun's being killed and laid in a
+ditch, and yet was not killed by any wounds, having only one in his arm,
+but bled to death through his struggling. He told me, also, the manner of
+it, of his going home so late [from] drinking with his whore, and manner
+of having it found out. Thence forward to Barnett, and there drank, and
+so by night to Stevenage, it raining a little, but not much, and there to
+my great trouble, find that my wife was not come, nor any Stamford coach
+gone down this week, so that she cannot come. So vexed and weary, and not
+thoroughly out of pain neither in my old parts, I after supper to bed, and
+after a little sleep, W. Joyce comes in his shirt into my chamber, with a
+note and a messenger from my wife, that she was come by Yorke coach to
+Bigglesworth, and would be with us to-morrow morning. So, mightily
+pleased at her discreete action in this business, I with peace to sleep
+again till next morning. So up, and
+
+6th. Here lay Deane Honiwood last night. I met and talked with him this
+morning, and a simple priest he is, though a good, well-meaning man. W.
+Joyce and I to a game at bowles on the green there till eight o'clock, and
+then comes my wife in the coach, and a coach full of women, only one man
+riding by, gone down last night to meet a sister of his coming to town.
+So very joyful drank there, not 'lighting, and we mounted and away with
+them to Welling, and there 'light, and dined very well and merry and glad
+to see my poor-wife. Here very merry as being weary I could be, and after
+dinner, out again, and to London. In our way all the way the mightiest
+merry, at a couple of young gentlemen, come down to meet the same
+gentlewoman, that ever I was in my life, and so W. Joyce too, to see how
+one of them was horsed upon a hard-trotting sorrell horse, and both of
+them soundly weary and galled. But it is not to be set down how merry we
+were all the way. We 'light in Holborne, and by another coach my wife and
+mayde home, and I by horseback, and found all things well and most mighty
+neate and clean. So, after welcoming my wife a little, to the office, and
+so home to supper, and then weary and not very well to bed.
+
+7th (Lord's day). Lay long caressing my wife and talking, she telling me
+sad stories of the ill, improvident, disquiett, and sluttish manner that
+my father and mother and Pall live in the country, which troubles me
+mightily, and I must seek to remedy it. So up and ready, and my wife
+also, and then down and I showed my wife, to her great admiration and joy,
+Mr. Gauden's present of plate, the two flaggons, which indeed are so noble
+that I hardly can think that they are yet mine. So blessing God for it,
+we down to dinner mighty pleasant, and so up after dinner for a while, and
+I then to White Hall, walked thither, having at home met with a letter of
+Captain Cooke's, with which he had sent a boy for me to see, whom he did
+intend to recommend to me. I therefore went and there met and spoke with
+him. He gives me great hopes of the boy, which pleases me, and at
+Chappell I there met Mr. Blagrave, who gives a report of the boy, and he
+showed me him, and I spoke to him, and the boy seems a good willing boy to
+come to me, and I hope will do well. I am to speak to Mr. Townsend to
+hasten his clothes for him, and then he is to come. So I walked homeward
+and met with Mr. Spong, and he with me as far as the Old Exchange talking
+of many ingenuous things, musique, and at last of glasses, and I find him
+still the same ingenuous man that ever he was, and do among other fine
+things tell me that by his microscope of his owne making he do discover
+that the wings of a moth is made just as the feathers of the wing of a
+bird, and that most plainly and certainly. While we were talking came by
+several poor creatures carried by, by constables, for being at a
+conventicle. They go like lambs, without any resistance. I would to God
+they would either conform, or be more wise, and not be catched! Thence
+parted with him, mightily pleased with his company, and away homeward,
+calling at Dan Rawlinson, and supped there with my uncle Wight, and then
+home and eat again for form sake with her, and then to prayers and to bed.
+
+8th. Up and abroad with Sir W. Batten, by coach to St. James's, where by
+the way he did tell me how Sir J. Minnes would many times arrogate to
+himself the doing of that that all the Board have equal share in, and more
+that to himself which he hath had nothing to do in, and particularly the
+late paper given in by him to the Duke, the translation of a Dutch print
+concerning the quarrel between us and them, which he did give as his own
+when it was Sir Richard Ford's wholly. Also he told me how Sir W. Pen (it
+falling in our discourse touching Mrs. Falconer) was at first very great
+for Mr. Coventry to bring him in guests, and that at high rates for
+places, and very open was he to me therein. After business done with the
+Duke, I home to the Coffee-house, and so home to dinner, and after dinner
+to hang up my fine pictures in my dining room, which makes it very
+pretty, and so my wife and I abroad to the King's play-house, she giving
+me her time of the last month, she having not seen any then; so my vowe is
+not broke at all, it costing me no more money than it would have done upon
+her, had she gone both her times that were due to her. Here we saw
+"Flora's Figarys." I never saw it before, and by the most ingenuous
+performance of the young jade Flora, it seemed as pretty a pleasant play
+as ever I saw in my life. So home to supper, and then to my office late,
+Mr. Andrews and I to talk about our victualling commission, and then he
+being gone I to set down my four days past journalls and expenses, and so
+home to bed.
+
+9th. Up, and to my office, and there we sat all the morning, at noon
+home, and there by appointment Mr. Blagrave came and dined with me, and
+brought a friend of his of the Chappell with him. Very merry at dinner,
+and then up to my chamber and there we sung a Psalm or two of Lawes's,
+then he and I a little talke by ourselves of his kinswoman that is to come
+to live with my wife, who is to come about ten days hence, and I hope will
+do well. They gone I to my office, and there my head being a little
+troubled with the little wine I drank, though mixed with beer, but it may
+be a little more than I used to do, and yet I cannot say so, I went home
+and spent the afternoon with my wife talking, and then in the evening a
+little to my office, and so home to supper and to bed. This day comes the
+newes that the Emperour hath beat the Turke;
+
+ [This was the battle of St. Gothard, in which the Turks were
+ defeated with great slaughter by the imperial forces under
+ Montecuculli, assisted by the confederates from the Rhine, and by
+ forty troops of French cavalry under Coligni. St. Gothard is in
+ Hungary, on the river Raab, near the frontier of Styria; it is about
+ one hundred and twenty miles south of Vienna, and thirty east of
+ Gratz. The battle took place on the 9th Moharrem, A.H. 1075, or
+ 23rd July, A.D. 1664 (old style), which is that used by Pepys.--B.]
+
+killed the Grand Vizier and several great Bassas, with an army of 80,000
+men killed and routed; with some considerable loss of his own side, having
+lost three generals, and the French forces all cut off almost. Which is
+thought as good a service to the Emperour as beating the Turke almost, for
+had they conquered they would have been as troublesome to him.
+
+ [The fact is, the Germans were beaten by the Turks, and the French
+ won the battle for them.--B.]
+
+10th. Up, and, being ready, abroad to do several small businesses, among
+others to find out one to engrave my tables upon my new sliding rule with
+silver plates, it being so small that Browne that made it cannot get one
+to do it. So I find out Cocker, the famous writing-master, and get him to
+do it, and I set an hour by him to see him design it all; and strange it
+is to see him with his natural eyes to cut so small at his first designing
+it, and read it all over, without any missing, when for my life I could
+not, with my best skill, read one word or letter of it; but it is use.
+But he says that the best light for his life to do a very small thing by
+(contrary to Chaucer's words to the Sun, "that he should lend his light to
+them that small seals grave"), it should be by an artificial light of a
+candle, set to advantage, as he could do it. I find the fellow, by his
+discourse, very ingenuous; and among other things, a great admirer and
+well read in all our English poets, and undertakes to judge of them all,
+and that not impertinently. Well pleased with his company and better with
+his judgement upon my Rule, I left him and home, whither Mr. Deane by
+agreement came to me and dined with me, and by chance Gunner Batters's
+wife. After dinner Deane and I [had] great discourse again about my Lord
+Chancellor's timber, out of which I wish I may get well. Thence I to
+Cocker's again, and sat by him with good discourse again for an hour or
+two, and then left him, and by agreement with Captain Silas Taylor (my old
+acquaintance at the Exchequer) to the Post Officer to hear some instrument
+musique of Mr. Berchenshaw's before my Lord Brunkard and Sir Robert
+Murray. I must confess, whether it be that I hear it but seldom, or that
+really voice is better, but so it is that I found no pleasure at all in
+it, and methought two voyces were worth twenty of it. So home to my office
+a while, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+11th. Up, and through pain, to my great grief forced to wear my gowne to
+keep my legs warm. At the office all the morning, and there a high
+dispute against Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen about the breadth of canvas
+again, they being for the making of it narrower, I and Mr. Coventry and
+Sir J. Minnes for the keeping it broader. So home to dinner, and by and
+by comes Mr. Creed, lately come from the Downes, and dined with me. I show
+him a good countenance, but love him not for his base ingratitude to me.
+However, abroad, carried my wife to buy things at the New Exchange, and so
+to my Lady Sandwich's, and there merry, talking with her a great while,
+and so home, whither comes Cocker with my rule, which he hath engraved to
+admiration, for goodness and smallness of work: it cost me 14s. the doing,
+and mightily pleased I am with it. By and by, he gone, comes Mr. Moore
+and staid talking with me a great while about my Lord's businesses, which
+I fear will be in a bad condition for his family if my Lord should
+miscarry at sea. He gone, I late to my office, and cannot forbear
+admiring and consulting my new rule, and so home to supper and to bed.
+This day, for a wager before the King, my Lords of Castlehaven and Arran
+(a son of my Lord of Ormond's), they two alone did run down and kill a
+stoute bucke in St. James's parke.
+
+12th. Up, and all the morning busy at the office with Sir W. Warren about
+a great contract for New England masts, where I was very hard with him,
+even to the making him angry, but I thought it fit to do it as well as
+just for my owne [and] the King's behalf. At noon to the 'Change a
+little, and so to dinner and then out by coach, setting my wife and mayde
+down, going to Stevens the silversmith to change some old silver lace and
+to go buy new silke lace for a petticoat; I to White Hall and did much
+business at a Tangier Committee; where, among other things, speaking about
+propriety of the houses there, and how we ought to let the Portugeses I
+have right done them, as many of them as continue, or did sell the houses
+while they were in possession, and something further in their favour, the
+Duke in an anger I never observed in him before, did cry, says he, "All
+the world rides us, and I think we shall never ride anybody." Thence
+home, and, though late, yet Pedro being there, he sang a song and parted.
+I did give him 5s., but find it burdensome and so will break up the
+meeting. At night is brought home our poor Fancy, which to my great grief
+continues lame still, so that I wish she had not been brought ever home
+again, for it troubles me to see her.
+
+13th. Up, and before I went to the office comes my Taylor with a coate I
+have made to wear within doors, purposely to come no lower than my knees,
+for by my wearing a gowne within doors comes all my tenderness about my
+legs. There comes also Mr. Reeve, with a microscope and scotoscope.
+
+ [An optical instrument used to enable objects to be seen in the
+ dark. The name is derived from the Greek.]
+
+For the first I did give him L5 10s., a great price, but a most curious
+bauble it is, and he says, as good, nay, the best he knows in England, and
+he makes the best in the world. The other he gives me, and is of value;
+and a curious curiosity it is to look objects in a darke room with.
+Mightly pleased with this I to the office, where all the morning. There
+offered by Sir W. Pen his coach to go to Epsum and carry my wife, I stept
+out and bade my wife make her ready, but being not very well and other
+things advising me to the contrary, I did forbear going, and so Mr. Creed
+dining with me I got him to give my wife and me a play this afternoon,
+lending him money to do it, which is a fallacy that I have found now once,
+to avoyde my vowe with, but never to be more practised I swear, and to the
+new play, at the Duke's house, of "Henry the Fifth;" a most noble play,
+writ by my Lord Orrery; wherein Betterton, Harris, and Ianthe's parts are
+most incomparably wrote and done, and the whole play the most full of
+height and raptures of wit and sense, that ever I heard; having but one
+incongruity, or what did, not please me in it, that is, that King Harry
+promises to plead for Tudor to their Mistresse, Princesse Katherine of
+France, more than when it comes to it he seems to do; and Tudor refused by
+her with some kind of indignity, not with a difficulty and honour that it
+ought to have been done in to him. Thence home and to my office, wrote by
+the post, and then to read a little in Dr. Power's book of discovery by
+the Microscope to enable me a little how to use and what to expect from my
+glasse. So to supper and to bed.
+
+14th (Lord's day). After long lying discoursing with my wife, I up, and
+comes Mr. Holliard to see me, who concurs with me that my pain is nothing
+but cold in my legs breeding wind, and got only by my using to wear a
+gowne, and that I am not at all troubled with any ulcer, but my thickness
+of water comes from my overheat in my back. He gone, comes Mr. Herbert,
+Mr. Honiwood's man, and dined with me, a very honest, plain, well-meaning
+man, I think him to be; and by his discourse and manner of life, the true
+embleme of an old ordinary serving-man. After dinner up to my chamber and
+made an end of Dr. Power's booke of the Microscope, very fine and to my
+content, and then my wife and I with great pleasure, but with great
+difficulty before we could come to find the manner of seeing any thing by
+my microscope. At last did with good content, though not so much as I
+expect when I come to understand it better. By and by comes W. Joyce, in
+his silke suit, and cloake lined with velvett: staid talking with me, and
+I very merry at it. He supped with me; but a cunning, crafty fellow he
+is, and dangerous to displease, for his tongue spares nobody. After
+supper I up to read a little, and then to bed.
+
+15th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes by coach to St. James's, and there did
+our business with the Duke, who tells us more and more signs of a Dutch
+warr, and how we must presently set out a fleete for Guinny, for the Dutch
+are doing so, and there I believe the warr will begin. Thence home with
+him again, in our way he talking of his cures abroad, while he was with
+the King as a doctor, and above all men the pox. And among others, Sir J.
+Denham he told me he had cured, after it was come to an ulcer all over his
+face, to a miracle. To the Coffee-house I, and so to the 'Change a
+little, and then home to dinner with Creed, whom I met at the
+Coffee-house, and after dinner by coach set him down at the Temple, and I
+and my wife to Mr. Blagrave's. They being none of them at home; I to the
+Hall, leaving her there, and thence to the Trumpett, whither came Mrs.
+Lane, and there begins a sad story how her husband, as I feared, proves
+not worth a farthing, and that she is with child and undone, if I do not
+get him a place. I had my pleasure here of her, and she, like an impudent
+jade, depends upon my kindness to her husband, but I will have no more to
+do with her, let her brew as she has baked, seeing she would not take my
+counsel about Hawly. After drinking we parted, and I to Blagrave's, and
+there discoursed with Mrs. Blagrave about her kinswoman, who it seems is
+sickly even to frantiqueness sometimes, and among other things chiefly
+from love and melancholy upon the death of her servant,--[Servant =
+lover.]--insomuch that she telling us all most simply and innocently I
+fear she will not be able to come to us with any pleasure, which I am
+sorry for, for I think she would have pleased us very well. In comes he,
+and so to sing a song and his niece with us, but she sings very meanly.
+So through the Hall and thence by coach home, calling by the way at
+Charing Crosse, and there saw the great Dutchman that is come over, under
+whose arm I went with my hat on, and could not reach higher than his
+eye-browes with the tip of my fingers, reaching as high as I could. He is
+a comely and well-made man, and his wife a very little, but pretty comely
+Dutch woman. It is true, he wears pretty high-heeled shoes, but not very
+high, and do generally wear a turbant, which makes him show yet taller
+than really he is, though he is very tall, as I have said before. Home to
+my office, and then to supper, and then to my office again late, and so
+home to bed, my wife and I troubled that we do not speed better in this
+business of her woman.
+
+16th. Wakened about two o'clock this morning with the noise of thunder,
+which lasted for an houre, with such continued lightnings, not flashes,
+but flames, that all the sky and ayre was light; and that for a great
+while, not a minute's space between new flames all the time; such a thing
+as I never did see, nor could have believed had ever been in nature. And
+being put into a great sweat with it, could not sleep till all was over.
+And that accompanied with such a storm of rain as I never heard in my
+life. I expected to find my house in the morning overflowed with the rain
+breaking in, and that much hurt must needs have been done in the city with
+this lightning; but I find not one drop of rain in my house, nor any newes
+of hurt done. But it seems it has been here and all up and down the
+countrie hereabouts the like tempest, Sir W. Batten saying much of the
+greatness thereof at Epsum. Up and all the morning at the office. At noon
+busy at the 'Change about one business or other, and thence home to
+dinner, and so to my office all the afternoon very busy, and so to supper
+anon, and then to my office again a while, collecting observations out of
+Dr. Power's booke of Microscopes, and so home to bed, very stormy weather
+to-night for winde. This day we had newes that my Lady Pen is landed and
+coming hither, so that I hope the family will be in better order and more
+neate than it hath been.
+
+17th. Up, and going to Sir W. Batten to speak to him about business, he
+did give me three, bottles of his Epsum water, which I drank and it
+wrought well with me, and did give me many good stools, and I found myself
+mightily cooled with them and refreshed. Thence I to Mr. Honiwood and my
+father's old house, but he was gone out, and there I staid talking with
+his man Herbert, who tells me how Langford and his wife are very
+foul-mouthed people, and will speak very ill of my father, calling him old
+rogue in reference to the hard penniworths he sold him of his goods when
+the rogue need not have bought any of them. So that I am resolved he
+shall get no more money by me, but it vexes me to think that my father
+should be said to go away in debt himself, but that I will cause to be
+remedied whatever comes of it. Thence to my Lord Crew, and there with him
+a little while. Before dinner talked of the Dutch war, and find that he
+do much doubt that we shall fall into it without the money or consent of
+Parliament, that is expected or the reason of it that is fit to have for
+every warr. Dined with him, and after dinner talked with Sir Thomas Crew,
+who told me how Mr. Edward Montagu is for ever blown up, and now quite out
+with his father again; to whom he pretended that his going down was, not
+that he was cast out of the Court, but that he had leave to be absent a
+month; but now he finds the truth. Thence to my Lady Sandwich, where by
+agreement my wife dined, and after talking with her I carried my wife to
+Mr. Pierce's and left her there, and so to Captain Cooke's, but he was not
+at home, but I there spoke with my boy Tom Edwards, and directed him to go
+to Mr. Townsend (with whom I was in the morning) to have measure taken of
+his clothes to be made him there out of the Wardrobe, which will be so
+done, and then I think he will come to me. Thence to White Hall, and after
+long staying there was no Committee of the Fishery as was expected. Here
+I walked long with Mr. Pierce, who tells me the King do still sup every
+night with my Lady Castlemayne, who he believes has lately slunk a great
+belly away, for from very big she is come to be down again. Thence to
+Mrs. Pierce's, and with her and my wife to see Mrs. Clarke, where with him
+and her very merry discoursing of the late play of Henry the 5th, which
+they conclude the best that ever was made, but confess with me that
+Tudor's being dismissed in the manner he is is a great blemish to the
+play. I am mightily pleased with the Doctor, for he is the only man I
+know that I could learn to pronounce by, which he do the best that ever I
+heard any man. Thence home and to the office late, and so to supper and
+to bed. My Lady Pen came hither first to-night to Sir W. Pen's lodgings.
+
+18th. Lay too long in bed, till 8 o'clock, then up and Mr. Reeve came and
+brought an anchor and a very fair loadstone. He would have had me bought
+it, and a good stone it is, but when he saw that I would not buy it he
+said he [would] leave it for me to sell for him. By and by he comes to
+tell me that he had present occasion for L6 to make up a sum, and that he
+would pay me in a day or two, but I had the unusual wit to deny him, and
+so by and by we parted, and I to the office, where busy all the morning
+sitting. Dined alone at home, my wife going to-day to dine with Mrs.
+Pierce, and thence with her and. Mrs. Clerke to see a new play, "The
+Court Secret." I busy all the afternoon, toward evening to Westminster,
+and there in the Hall a while, and then to my barber, willing to have any
+opportunity to speak to Jane, but wanted it. So to Mrs. Pierces, who was
+come home, and she and Mrs. Clerke busy at cards, so my wife being gone
+home, I home, calling by the way at the Wardrobe and met Mr. Townsend, Mr.
+Moore and others at the Taverne thereby, and thither I to them and spoke
+with Mr. Townsend about my boy's clothes, which he says shall be soon
+done, and then I hope I shall be settled when I have one in the house that
+is musicall. So home and to supper, and then a little to my office, and
+then home to bed. My wife says the play she saw is the worst that ever
+she saw in her life.
+
+19th. Up and to the office, where Mr. Coventry and Sir W. Pen and I sat
+all the morning hiring of ships to go to Guinny, where we believe the warr
+with Holland will first break out. At noon dined at home, and after
+dinner my wife and I to Sir W. Pen's, to see his Lady, the first time, who
+is a well-looked, fat, short, old Dutchwoman, but one that hath been
+heretofore pretty handsome, and is now very discreet, and, I believe, hath
+more wit than her husband. Here we staid talking a good while, and very
+well pleased I was with the old woman at first visit. So away home, and I
+to my office, my wife to go see my aunt Wight, newly come to town. Creed
+came to me, and he and I out, among other things, to look out a man to
+make a case, for to keep my stone, that I was cut of, in, and he to buy
+Daniel's history, which he did, but I missed of my end. So parted upon
+Ludgate Hill, and I home and to the office, where busy till supper, and
+home to supper to a good dish of fritters, which I bespoke, and were done
+much to my mind. Then to the office a while again, and so home to bed.
+The newes of the Emperour's victory over the Turkes is by some doubted,
+but by most confessed to be very small (though great) of what was talked,
+which was 80,000 men to be killed and taken of the Turke's side.
+
+20th. Up and to the office a while, but this day the Parliament meeting
+only to be adjourned to November (which was done, accordingly), we did not
+meet, and so I forth to bespeak a case to be made to keep my stone in,
+which will cost me 25s. Thence I walked to Cheapside, there to see the
+effect of a fire there this morning, since four o'clock; which I find in
+the house of Mr. Bois, that married Dr. Fuller's niece, who are both out
+of towne, leaving only a mayde and man in towne. It begun in their house,
+and hath burned much and many houses backward, though none forward; and
+that in the great uniform pile of buildings in the middle of Cheapside. I
+am very sorry for them, for the Doctor's sake. Thence to the 'Change, and
+so home to dinner. And thence to Sir W. Batten's, whither Sir Richard
+Ford came, the Sheriffe, who hath been at this fire all the while; and he
+tells me, upon my question, that he and the Mayor were there, as it is
+their dutys to be, not only to keep the peace, but they have power of
+commanding the pulling down of any house or houses, to defend the whole
+City. By and by comes in the Common Cryer of the City to speak with him;
+and when he was gone, says he, "You may see by this man the constitution
+of the Magistracy of this City; that this fellow's place, I dare give him
+(if he will be true to me) L1000 for his profits every year, and expect to
+get L500 more to myself thereby. When," says he, "I in myself am forced
+to spend many times as much." By and by came Mr. Coventry, and so we met
+at the office, to hire ships for Guinny, and that done broke up. I to Sir
+W. Batten's, there to discourse with Mrs. Falconer, who hath been with Sir
+W. Pen this evening, after Mr. Coventry had promised her half what W.
+Bodham had given him for his place, but Sir W. Pen, though he knows that,
+and that Mr. Bodham hath said that his place hath cost him L100 and would
+L100 more, yet is he so high against the poor woman that he will not hear
+to give her a farthing, but it seems do listen after a lease where he
+expects Mr. Falconer hath put in his daughter's life, and he is afraid
+that that is not done, and did tell Mrs. Falconer that he would see it and
+know what is done therein in spite of her, when, poor wretch, she neither
+do nor can hinder him the knowing it. Mr. Coventry knows of this business
+of the lease, and I believe do think of it as well as I. But the poor
+woman is gone home without any hope, but only Mr. Coventry's own
+nobleness. So I to my office and wrote many letters, and so to supper and
+to bed.
+
+21st (Lord's day). Waked about 4 o'clock with my wife, having a
+looseness, and peoples coming in the yard to the pump to draw water
+several times, so that fear of this day's fire made me fearful, and called
+Besse and sent her down to see, and it was Griffin's maid for water to
+wash her house. So to sleep again, and then lay talking till 9 o'clock.
+So up and drunk three bottles of Epsum water, which wrought well with me.
+I all the morning and most of the afternoon after dinner putting papers to
+rights in my chamber, and the like in the evening till night at my office,
+and renewing and writing fair over my vowes. So home to supper, prayers,
+and to bed. Mr. Coventry told us the Duke was gone ill of a fit of an
+ague to bed; so we sent this morning to see how he do.
+
+ [Elizabeth Falkener, wife of John Falkener, announced to Pepys the
+ death of "her dear and loving husband" in a letter dated July 19th,
+ 1664 "begs interest that she may be in something considered by the
+ person succeeding her husband in his employment, which has
+ occasioned great expenses." ("Calendar of State Papers," Domestic,
+ 1663-64, p. 646)]
+
+22nd. Up and abroad, doing very many errands to my great content which
+lay as burdens upon my mind and memory. Home to dinner, and so to White
+Hall, setting down my wife at her father's, and I to the Tangier
+Committee, where several businesses I did to my mind, and with hopes
+thereby to get something. So to Westminster Hall, where by appointment I
+had made I met with Dr. Tom Pepys, but avoided all discourse of difference
+with him, though much against my will, and he like a doating coxcomb as he
+is, said he could not but demand his money, and that he would have his
+right, and that let all anger be forgot, and such sorry stuff, nothing to
+my mind, but only I obtained this satisfaction, that he told me about
+Sturbridge last was 12 months or 2 years he was at Brampton, and there my
+father did tell him that what he had done for my brother in giving him his
+goods and setting him up as he had done was upon condition that he should
+give my brother John L20 per ann., which he charged upon my father, he
+tells me in answer, as a great deal of hard measure that he should expect
+that with him that had a brother so able as I am to do that for him. This
+is all that he says he can say as to my father's acknowledging that he had
+given Tom his goods. He says his brother Roger will take his oath that my
+father hath given him thanks for his counsel for his giving of Tom his
+goods and setting him up in the manner that he hath done, but the former
+part of this he did not speak fully so bad nor as certain what he could
+say. So we walked together to my cozen Joyce's, where my wife staid for
+me, and then I home and her by coach, and so to my office, then to supper
+and to bed.
+
+23rd. Lay long talking with my wife, and angry awhile about her desiring
+to have a French mayde all of a sudden, which I took to arise from
+yesterday's being with her mother. But that went over and friends again,
+and so she be well qualitied, I care not much whether she be French or no,
+so a Protestant. Thence to the office, and at noon to the 'Change, where
+very busy getting ships for Guinny and for Tangier. So home to dinner,
+and then abroad all the afternoon doing several errands, to comply with my
+oath of ending many businesses before Bartholomew's day, which is two days
+hence. Among others I went into New Bridewell, in my way to Mr. Cole, and
+there I saw the new model, and it is very handsome. Several at work, among
+others, one pretty whore brought in last night, which works very lazily.
+I did give them 6d. to drink, and so away. To Graye's Inn, but missed Mr.
+Cole, and so homeward called at Harman's, and there bespoke some chairs
+for a room, and so home, and busy late, and then to supper and to bed.
+The Dutch East India Fleete are now come home safe, which we are sorry
+for. Our Fleets on both sides are hastening out to Guinny.
+
+24th. Up by six o'clock, and to my office with Tom Hater dispatching
+business in haste. At nine o'clock to White Hall about Mr. Maes's
+business at the Council, which stands in an ill condition still. Thence
+to Graye's Inn, but missed of Mr. Cole the lawyer, and so walked home,
+calling among the joyners in Wood Streete to buy a table and bade in many
+places, but did not buy it till I come home to see the place where it is
+to stand, to judge how big it must be. So after 'Change home and a good
+dinner, and then to White Hall to a Committee of the Fishery, where my
+Lord Craven and Mr. Gray mightily against Mr. Creed's being joined in the
+warrant for Secretary with Mr. Duke. However I did get it put off till
+the Duke of Yorke was there, and so broke up doing nothing. So walked
+home, first to the Wardrobe, and there saw one suit of clothes made for my
+boy and linen set out, and I think to have him the latter end of this
+week, and so home, Mr. Creed walking the greatest part of the way with me
+advising what to do in his case about his being Secretary to us in
+conjunction with Duke, which I did give him the best I could, and so home
+and to my office, where very much business, and then home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+25th. Up and to the office after I had spoke to my taylor, Langford (who
+came to me about some work), desiring to know whether he knew of any debts
+that my father did owe of his own in the City. He tells me, "No, not
+any." I did on purpose try him because of what words he and his wife have
+said of him (as Herbert told me the other day), and further did desire
+him, that if he knew of any or could hear of any that he should bid them
+come to me, and I would pay them, for I would not that because he do not
+pay my brother's debts that therefore he should be thought to deny the
+payment of his owne. All the morning at the office busy. At noon to the
+'Change, among other things busy to get a little by the hire of a ship for
+Tangier. So home to dinner, and after dinner comes Mr. Cooke to see me;
+it is true he was kind to me at sea in carrying messages to and fro to my
+wife from sea, but I did do him kindnesses too, and therefore I matter not
+much to compliment or make any regard of his thinking me to slight him as
+I do for his folly about my brother Tom's mistress. After dinner and some
+talk with him, I to my office; there busy, till by and by Jacke Noble came
+to me to tell me that he had Cave in prison, and that he would give me and
+my father good security that neither we nor any of our family should be
+troubled with the child; for he could prove that he was fully satisfied
+for him; and that if the worst came to the worst, the parish must keep it;
+that Cave did bring the child to his house, but they got it carried back
+again, and that thereupon he put him in prison. When he saw that I would
+not pay him the money, nor made anything of being secured against the
+child, he then said that then he must go to law, not himself, but come in
+as a witness for Cave against us. I could have told him that he could
+bear witness that Cave is satisfied, or else there is no money due to
+himself; but I let alone any such discourse, only getting as much out of
+him as I could. I perceive he is a rogue, and hath inquired into
+everything and consulted with Dr. Pepys, and that he thinks as Dr. Pepys
+told him that my father if he could would not pay a farthing of the debts,
+and yet I made him confess that in all his lifetime he never knew my
+father to be asked for money twice, nay, not once, all the time he lived
+with him, and that for his own debts he believed he would do so still, but
+he meant only for those of Tom. He said now that Randall and his wife and
+the midwife could prove from my brother's own mouth that the child was
+his, and that Tom had told them the circumstances of time, upon November
+5th at night, that he got it on her. I offered him if he would secure my
+father against being forced to pay the money again I would pay him, which
+at first he would do, give his own security, and when I asked more than
+his own he told me yes he would, and those able men, subsidy men, but when
+we came by and by to discourse of it again he would not then do it, but
+said he would take his course, and joyne with Cave and release him, and so
+we parted. However, this vexed me so as I could not be quiet, but took
+coach to go speak with Mr. Cole, but met him not within, so back, buying a
+table by the way, and at my office late, and then home to supper and to
+bed, my mind disordered about this roguish business--in every thing else,
+I thank God, well at ease.
+
+26th. Up by 5 o'clock, which I have not been many a day, and down by
+water to Deptford, and there took in Mr. Pumpfield the rope-maker, and
+down with him to Woolwich to view Clothier's cordage, which I found bad
+and stopped the receipt of it. Thence to the ropeyard, and there among
+other things discoursed with Mrs. Falconer, who tells me that she has
+found the writing, and Sir W. Pen's daughter is not put into the lease for
+her life as he expected, and I am glad of it. Thence to the Dockyarde,
+and there saw the new ship in very great forwardness, and so by water to
+Deptford a little, and so home and shifting myself, to the 'Change, and
+there did business, and thence down by water to White Hall, by the way, at
+the Three Cranes, putting into an alehouse and eat a bit of bread and
+cheese. There I could not get into the Parke, and so was fain to stay in
+the gallery over the gate to look to the passage into the Parke, into
+which the King hath forbid of late anybody's coming, to watch his coming
+that had appointed me to come, which he did by and by with his lady and
+went to Guardener's Lane, and there instead of meeting with one that was
+handsome and could play well, as they told me, she is the ugliest beast
+and plays so basely as I never heard anybody, so that I should loathe her
+being in my house. However, she took us by and by and showed us indeed
+some pictures at one Hiseman's, a picture drawer, a Dutchman, which is
+said to exceed Lilly, and indeed there is both of the Queenes and Mayds of
+Honour (particularly Mrs. Stewart's in a buff doublet like a soldier) as
+good pictures, I think, as ever I saw. The Queene is drawn in one like a
+shepherdess, in the other like St. Katharin, most like and most admirably.
+I was mightily pleased with this sight indeed, and so back again to their
+lodgings, where I left them, but before I went this mare that carried me,
+whose name I know not but that they call him Sir John, a pitiful fellow,
+whose face I have long known but upon what score I know not, but he could
+have the confidence to ask me to lay down money for him to renew the lease
+of his house, which I did give eare to there because I was there receiving
+a civility from him, but shall not part with my money. There I left them,
+and I by water home, where at my office busy late, then home to supper,
+and so to bed. This day my wife tells me Mr. Pen,
+
+ [William Penn, afterwards the famous Quaker. P. Gibson, writing to
+ him in March, 1711-12, says: "I remember your honour very well,
+ when you newly came out of France and wore pantaloon breeches"]
+
+Sir William's son, is come back from France, and come to visit her. A
+most modish person, grown, she says, a fine gentleman.
+
+27th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and there almost made my bargain about a ship for Tangier, which
+will bring me in a little profit with Captain Taylor. Off the 'Change
+with Mr. Cutler and Sir W. Rider to Cutler's house, and there had a very
+good dinner, and two or three pretty young ladies of their relations
+there. Thence to my case-maker for my stone case, and had it to my mind,
+and cost me 24s., which is a great deale of money, but it is well done and
+pleases me. So doing some other small errands I home, and there find my
+boy, Tom Edwards, come, sent me by Captain Cooke, having been bred in the
+King's Chappell these four years. I propose to make a clerke of him, and
+if he deserves well, to do well by him. Spent much of the afternoon to
+set his chamber in order, and then to the office leaving him at home, and
+late at night after all business was done I called Will and told him my
+reason of taking a boy, and that it is of necessity, not out of any
+unkindness to him, nor should be to his injury, and then talked about his
+landlord's daughter to come to my wife, and I think it will be. So home
+and find my boy a very schoole boy, that talks innocently and
+impertinently, but at present it is a sport to us, and in a little time he
+will leave it. So sent him to bed, he saying that he used to go to bed at
+eight o'clock, and then all of us to bed, myself pretty well pleased with
+my choice of a boy. All the newes this day is, that the Dutch are, with
+twenty-two sayle of ships of warr, crewsing up and down about Ostend; at
+which we are alarmed. My Lord Sandwich is come back into the Downes with
+only eight sayle, which is or may be a prey to the Dutch, if they knew our
+weakness and inability to set out any more speedily.
+
+28th (Lord's day). Up the first time I have had great while. Home to
+dined, and with my boy alone to church anybody to attend me to church a
+dinner, and there met Creed, who, and we merry together, as his learning
+is such and judgment that I cannot but be pleased with it. After dinner I
+took him to church, into our gallery, with me, but slept the best part of
+the sermon, which was a most silly one. So he and I to walk to the
+'Change a while, talking from one pleasant discourse to another, and so
+home, and thither came my uncle Wight and aunt, and supped with us mighty
+merry. And Creed lay with us all night, and so to bed, very merry to
+think how Mr. Holliard (who came in this evening to see me) makes nothing,
+but proving as a most clear thing that Rome is Antichrist.
+
+29th. Up betimes, intending to do business at my office, by 5 o'clock,
+but going out met at my door Mr. Hughes come to speak with me about office
+business, and told me that as he came this morning from Deptford he left
+the King's yarde a-fire. So I presently took a boat and down, and there
+found, by God's providence, the fire out; but if there had been any wind
+it must have burned all our stores, which is a most dreadfull
+consideration. But leaving all things well I home, and out abroad doing
+many errands, Mr. Creed also out, and my wife to her mother's, and Creed
+and I met at my Lady Sandwich's and there dined; but my Lady is become as
+handsome, I think, as ever she was; and so good and discreet a woman I
+know not in the world. After dinner I to Westminster to Jervas's a while,
+and so doing many errands by the way, and necessary ones, I home, and
+thither came the woman with her mother which our Will recommends to my
+wife. I like her well, and I think will please us. My wife and they
+agreed, and she is to come the next week. At which I am very well
+contented, for then I hope we shall be settled, but I must remember that,
+never since I was housekeeper, I ever lived so quietly, without any noise
+or one angry word almost, as I have done since my present mayds Besse,
+Jane, and Susan came and were together. Now I have taken a boy and am
+taking a woman, I pray God we may not be worse, but I will observe it.
+After being at my office a while, home to supper and to bed.
+
+30th. Up and to the office, where sat long, and at noon to dinner at
+home; after dinner comes Mr. Pen to visit me, and staid an houre talking
+with me. I perceive something of learning he hath got, but a great deale,
+if not too much, of the vanity of the French garbe and affected manner of
+speech and gait. I fear all real profit he hath made of his travel will
+signify little. So, he gone, I to my office and there very busy till late
+at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+31st. Up by five o'clock and to my office, where T. Hater and Will met
+me, and so we dispatched a great deal of my business as to the ordering my
+papers and books which were behindhand. All the morning very busy at my
+office. At noon home to dinner, and there my wife hath got me some pretty
+good oysters, which is very soon and the soonest, I think, I ever eat any.
+After dinner I up to hear my boy play upon a lute, which I have this day
+borrowed of Mr. Hunt; and indeed the boy would, with little practice, play
+very well upon the lute, which pleases me well. So by coach to the
+Tangier Committee, and there have another small business by which I may
+get a little small matter of money. Staid but little there, and so home
+and to my office, where late casting up my monthly accounts, and, blessed
+be God! find myself worth L1020, which is still the most I ever was
+worth. So home and to bed. Prince Rupert I hear this day is to go to
+command this fleete going to Guinny against the Dutch. I doubt few will
+be pleased with his going, being accounted an unhappy' man. My mind at
+good rest, only my father's troubles with Dr. Pepys and my brother Tom's
+creditors in general do trouble me. I have got a new boy that understands
+musique well, as coming to me from the King's Chappell, and I hope will
+prove a good boy, and my wife and I are upon having a woman, which for her
+content I am contented to venture upon the charge of again, and she is one
+that our' Will finds out for us, and understands a little musique, and I
+think will please us well, only her friends live too near us. Pretty well
+in health, since I left off wearing of a gowne within doors all day, and
+then go out with my legs into the cold, which brought me daily pain.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ SEPTEMBER
+ 1664
+
+Sept. 1st. A sad rainy night, up and to the office, where busy all the
+morning. At noon to the 'Change and thence brought Mr. Pierce, the
+Surgeon, and Creed, and dined very merry and handsomely; but my wife not
+being well of those she not with us; and we cut up the great cake
+Moorcocke lately sent us, which is very good. They gone I to my office,
+and there very busy till late at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+2nd. Up very betimes and walked (my boy with me) to Mr. Cole's, and after
+long waiting below, he being under the barber's hands, I spoke with him,
+and he did give me much hopes of getting my debt that my brother owed me,
+and also that things would go well with my father. But going to his
+attorney's, that he directed me to, they tell me both that though I could
+bring my father to a confession of a judgment, yet he knowing that there
+are specialties out against him he is bound to plead his knowledge of them
+to me before he pays me, or else he must do it in his own wrong. I took a
+great deal of pains this morning in the thorough understanding hereof, and
+hope that I know the truth of our case, though it be but bad, yet better
+than to run spending money and all to no purpose. However, I will inquire
+a little more. Walked home, doing very many errands by the way to my
+great content, and at the 'Change met and spoke with several persons about
+serving us with pieces of eight at Tangier. So home to dinner above
+stairs, my wife not being well of those in bed. I dined by her bedside,
+but I got her to rise and abroad with me by coach to Bartholomew Fayre,
+and our boy with us, and there shewed them and myself the dancing on the
+ropes, and several other the best shows; but pretty it is to see how our
+boy carries himself so innocently clownish as would make one laugh. Here
+till late and dark, then up and down, to buy combes for my wife to give
+her mayds, and then by coach home, and there at the office set down my
+day's work, and then home to bed.
+
+3rd. I have had a bad night's rest to-night, not sleeping well, as my
+wife observed, and once or twice she did wake me, and I thought myself to
+be mightily bit with fleas, and in the morning she chid her mayds for not
+looking the fleas a-days. But, when I rose, I found that it is only the
+change of the weather from hot to cold, which, as I was two winters ago,
+do stop my pores, and so my blood tingles and itches all day all over my
+body, and so continued to-day all the day long just as I was then, and if
+it continues to be so cold I fear I must come to the same pass, but
+sweating cured me then, and I hope, and am told, will this also. At the
+office sat all the morning, dined at home, and after dinner to White Hall,
+to the Fishing Committee, but not above four of us met, which could do
+nothing, and a sad thing it is to see so great a work so ill followed, for
+at this pace it can come to any thing at first sight. Mr. Hill came to
+tell me that he had got a gentlewoman for my wife, one Mrs. Ferrabosco,
+that sings most admirably. I seemed glad of it; but I hear she is too
+gallant for me, and I am not sorry that I misse her. Thence to the
+office, setting some papers right, and so home to supper and to bed, after
+prayers.
+
+5th. Up and to St. James's, and there did our business with the Duke;
+where all our discourse of warr in the highest measure. Prince Rupert was
+with us; who is fitting himself to go to sea in the Heneretta. And
+afterwards in White Hall I met him and Mr. Gray, and he spoke to me, and
+in other discourse, says he, "God damn me, I can answer but for one ship,
+and in that I will do my part; for it is not in that as in an army, where
+a man can command every thing." By and by to a Committee for the Fishery,
+the Duke of Yorke there, where, after Duke was made Secretary, we fell to
+name a Committee, whereof I was willing to be one, because I would have my
+hand in the business, to understand it and be known in doing something in
+it; and so, after cutting out work for the Committee, we rose, and I to my
+wife to Unthanke's, and with her from shop to shop, laying out near L10
+this morning in clothes for her. And so I to the 'Change, where a while,
+and so home and to dinner, and thither came W. Bowyer and dined with us;
+but strange to see how he could not endure onyons in sauce to lamb, but
+was overcome with the sight of it, and so-was forced to make his dinner of
+an egg or two. He tells us how Mrs. Lane is undone, by her marrying so
+bad, and desires to speak with me, which I know is wholly to get me to do
+something for her to get her husband a place, which he is in no wise fit
+for. After dinner down to Woolwich with a gaily, and then to Deptford,
+and so home, all the way reading Sir J. Suck[l]ing's "Aglaura," which,
+methinks, is but a mean play; nothing of design in it. Coming home it is
+strange to see how I was troubled to find my wife, but in a necessary
+compliment, expecting Mr. Pen to see her, who had been there and was by
+her people denied, which, he having been three times, she thought not fit
+he should be any more. But yet even this did raise my jealousy presently
+and much vex me. However, he did not come, which pleased me, and I to
+supper, and to the office till 9 o'clock or thereabouts, and so home to
+bed. My aunt James had been here to-day with Kate Joyce twice to see us.
+The second time my wife was at home, and they it seems are going down to
+Brampton, which I am sorry for, for the charge that my father will be put
+to. But it must be borne with, and my mother has a mind to see them, but
+I do condemn myself mightily for my pride and contempt of my aunt and
+kindred that are not so high as myself, that I have not seen her all this
+while, nor invited her all this while.
+
+6th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home to
+dinner, then to my office and there waited, thinking to have had Bagwell's
+wife come to me about business, that I might have talked with her, but she
+came not. So I to White Hall by coach with Mr. Andrews, and there I got
+his contract for the victualling of Tangier signed and sealed by us there,
+so that all the business is well over, and I hope to have made a good
+business of it and to receive L100 by it the next weeke, for which God be
+praised! Thence to W. Joyce's and Anthony's, to invite them to dinner to
+meet my aunt James at my house, and the rather because they are all to go
+down to my father the next weeke, and so I would be a little kind to them
+before they go. So home, having called upon Doll, our pretty 'Change
+woman, for a pair of gloves trimmed with yellow ribbon, to [match the]
+petticoate my wife bought yesterday, which cost me 20s.; but she is so
+pretty, that, God forgive me! I could not think it too much--which is a
+strange slavery that I stand in to beauty, that I value nothing near it.
+So going home, and my coach stopping in Newgate Market over against a
+poulterer's shop, I took occasion to buy a rabbit, but it proved a deadly
+old one when I came to eat it, as I did do after an hour being at my
+office, and after supper again there till past 11 at night. So home,, and
+to bed. This day Mr. Coventry did tell us how the Duke did receive the
+Dutch Embassador the other day; by telling him that, whereas they think us
+in jest, he believes that the Prince (Rupert) which goes in this fleete to
+Guinny will soon tell them that we are in earnest, and that he himself
+will do the like here, in the head of the fleete here at home, and that
+for the meschants, which he told the Duke there were in England, which did
+hope to do themselves good by the King's being at warr, says he, the
+English have ever united all this private difference to attend foraigne,
+and that Cromwell, notwithstanding the meschants in his time, which were
+the Cavaliers, did never find them interrupt him in his foraigne
+businesses, and that he did not doubt but to live to see the Dutch as
+fearfull of provoking the English, under the government of a King, as he
+remembers them to have been under that of a Coquin. I writ all this story
+to my Lord Sandwich tonight into the Downes, it being very good and true,
+word for word from Mr. Coventry to-day.
+
+7th. Lay long to-day, pleasantly discoursing with my wife about the
+dinner we are to have for the Joyces, a day or two hence. Then up and
+with Mr. Margetts to Limehouse to see his ground and ropeyarde there,
+which is very fine, and I believe we shall employ it for the Navy, for the
+King's grounds are not sufficient to supply our defence if a warr comes.
+Thence back to the 'Change, where great talke of the forwardnesse of the
+Dutch, which puts us all to a stand, and particularly myself for my Lord
+Sandwich, to think him to lie where he is for a sacrifice, if they should
+begin with us. So home and Creed with me, and to dinner, and after dinner
+I out to my office, taking in Bagwell's wife, who I knew waited for me,
+but company came to me so soon that I could have no discourse with her, as
+I intended, of pleasure. So anon abroad with Creed walked to Bartholomew
+Fayre, this being the last day, and there saw the best dancing on the
+ropes that I think I ever saw in my life, and so all say, and so by coach
+home, where I find my wife hath had her head dressed by her woman, Mercer,
+which is to come to her to-morrow, but my wife being to go to a
+christening tomorrow, she came to do her head up to-night. So a while to
+my office, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+8th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning. At noon dined at
+home, and I by water down to Woolwich by a galley, and back again in the
+evening. All haste made in setting out this Guinny fleete, but yet not
+such as will ever do the King's business if we come to a warr. My wife
+this afternoon being very well dressed by her new woman, Mary Mercer, a
+decayed merchant's daughter that our Will helps us to, did go to the
+christening of Mrs. Mills, the parson's wife's child, where she never was
+before. After I was come home Mr. Povey came to me and took me out to
+supper to Mr. Bland's, who is making now all haste to be gone for Tangier.
+Here pretty merry, and good discourse, fain to admire the knowledge and
+experience of Mrs. Bland, who I think as good a merchant as her husband.
+I went home and there find Mercer, whose person I like well, and I think
+will do well, at least I hope so. So to my office a while and then to
+bed.
+
+9th. Up, and to put things in order against dinner. I out and bought
+several things, among others, a dozen of silver salts; home, and to the
+office, where some of us met a little, and then home, and at noon comes my
+company, namely, Anthony and Will Joyce and their wives, my aunt James
+newly come out of Wales, and my cozen Sarah Gyles. Her husband did not
+come, and by her I did understand afterwards, that it was because he was
+not yet able to pay me the 40s. she had borrowed a year ago of me.
+
+ [Pepys would have been more proud of his cousin had he anticipated
+ her husband's becoming a knight, for she was probably the same
+ person whose burial is recorded in the register of St. Helen's,
+ Bishopsgate, September 4th, 1704: "Dame Sarah Gyles, widow, relict
+ of Sir John Gyles."--B.]
+
+I was as merry as I could, giving them a good dinner; but W. Joyce did so
+talk, that he made every body else dumb, but only laugh at him. I forgot
+there was Mr. Harman and his wife, my aunt, a very good harmlesse woman.
+All their talke is of her and my two she-cozen Joyces and Will's little
+boy Will (who was also here to-day), down to Brampton to my father's next
+week, which will be trouble and charge to them, but however my father and
+mother desire to see them, and so let them. They eyed mightily my great
+cupboard of plate, I this day putting my two flaggons upon my table; and
+indeed it is a fine sight, and better than ever I did hope to see of my
+owne. Mercer dined with us at table, this being her first dinner in my
+house. After dinner left them and to White Hall, where a small Tangier
+Committee, and so back again home, and there my wife and Mercer and Tom
+and I sat till eleven at night, singing and fiddling, and a great joy it
+is to see me master of so much pleasure in my house, that it is and will
+be still, I hope, a constant pleasure to me to be at home. The girle
+plays pretty well upon the harpsicon, but only ordinary tunes, but hath a
+good hand; sings a little, but hath a good voyce and eare. My boy, a
+brave boy, sings finely, and is the most pleasant boy at present, while
+his ignorant boy's tricks last, that ever I saw. So to supper, and with
+great pleasure to bed.
+
+10th. Up and to the office, where we sate all the morning, and I much
+troubled to think what the end of our great sluggishness will be, for we
+do nothing in this office like people able to carry on a warr. We must be
+put out, or other people put in. Dined at home, and then my wife and I
+and Mercer to the Duke's house, and there saw "The Rivalls," which is no
+excellent play, but good acting in it; especially Gosnell comes and sings
+and dances finely, but, for all that, fell out of the key, so that the
+musique could not play to her afterwards, and so did Harris also go out of
+the tune to agree with her. Thence home and late writing letters, and
+this night I received, by Will, L105, the first-fruits of my endeavours in
+the late contract for victualling of Tangier, for which God be praised!
+for I can with a safe conscience say that I have therein saved the King
+L5000 per annum, and yet got myself a hope of L300 per annum without the
+least wrong to the King. So to supper and to bed.
+
+11th (Lord's day). Up and to church in the best manner I have gone a good
+while, that is to say, with my wife, and her woman, Mercer, along with us,
+and Tom, my boy, waiting on us. A dull sermon. Home, dined, left my wife
+to go to church alone, and I walked in haste being late to the Abbey at
+Westminster, according to promise to meet Jane Welsh, and there wearily
+walked, expecting her till 6 o'clock from three, but no Jane came, which
+vexed me, only part of it I spent with Mr. Blagrave walking in the Abbey,
+he telling me the whole government and discipline of White Hall Chappell,
+and the caution now used against admitting any debauched persons, which I
+was glad to hear, though he tells me there are persons bad enough. Thence
+going home went by Jarvis's, and there stood Jane at the door, and so I
+took her in and drank with her, her master and mistress being out of
+doors. She told me how she could not come to me this afternoon, but
+promised another time. So I walked home contented with my speaking with
+her, and walked to my uncle Wight's, where they were all at supper, and
+among others comes fair Mrs. Margarett Wight, who indeed is very pretty.
+So after supper home to prayers and to bed. This afternoon, it seems, Sir
+J. Minnes fell sicke at church, and going down the gallery stairs fell
+down dead, but came to himself again and is pretty well.
+
+12th. Up, and to my cozen Anthony Joyce's, and there took leave of my
+aunt James, and both cozens, their wives, who are this day going down to
+my father's by coach. I did give my Aunt 20s., to carry as a token to my
+mother, and 10s. to Pall. Thence by coach to St. James's, and there did
+our business as usual with the Duke; and saw him with great pleasure play
+with his little girle,--[Afterwards Queen Mary II.]--like an ordinary
+private father of a child. Thence walked to Jervas's, where I took Jane
+in the shop alone, and there heard of her, her master and mistress were
+going out. So I went away and came again half an hour after. In the
+meantime went to the Abbey, and there went in to see the tombs with great
+pleasure. Back again to Jane, and there upstairs and drank with her, and
+staid two hours with her kissing her, but nothing more. Anon took boat
+and by water to the Neat Houses over against Fox Hall to have seen
+Greatorex dive, which Jervas and his wife were gone to see, and there I
+found them (and did it the rather for a pretence for my having been so
+long at their house), but being disappointed of some necessaries to do it
+I staid not, but back to Jane, but she would not go out with me. So I to
+Mr. Creed's lodgings, and with him walked up and down in the New Exchange,
+talking mightily of the convenience and necessity of a man's wearing good
+clothes, and so after eating a messe of creame I took leave of him, he
+walking with me as far as Fleete Conduit, he offering me upon my request
+to put out some money for me into Backewell's hands at 6 per cent.
+interest, which he seldom gives, which I will consider of, being doubtful
+of trusting any of these great dealers because of their mortality, but
+then the convenience of having one's money, at an houre's call is very
+great. Thence to my uncle Wight's, and there supped with my wife, having
+given them a brave barrel of oysters of Povy's giving me. So home and to
+bed.
+
+13th. Up and, to the office, where sat busy all morning, dined at home
+and after dinner to Fishmonger's Hall, where we met the first time upon
+the Fishery Committee, and many good things discoursed of concerning
+making of farthings, which was proposed as a way of raising money for this
+business, and then that of lotterys,
+
+ [Among the State Papers is a "Statement of Articles in the Covenant
+ proposed by the Commissioners for the Royal Fishing to, Sir Ant.
+ Desmarces & Co. in reference to the regulation of lotteries; which
+ are very unreasonable, and of the objections thereto" ("Calendar of
+ State Papers," Domestic, 1663-64, p. 576.)]
+
+but with great confusion; but I hope we shall fall into greater order. So
+home again and to my office, where after doing business home and to a
+little musique, after supper, and so to bed.
+
+14th. Up, and wanting some things that should be laid ready for my
+dressing myself I was angry, and one thing after another made my wife give
+Besse warning to be gone, which the jade, whether out of fear or
+ill-nature or simplicity I know not, but she took it and asked leave to go
+forth to look a place, and did, which vexed me to the heart, she being as
+good a natured wench as ever we shall have, but only forgetful. At the
+office all the morning and at noon to the 'Change, and there went off with
+Sir W. Warren and took occasion to desire him to lend me L100, which he
+said he would let the have with all his heart presently, as he had
+promised me a little while ago to give me for my pains in his two great
+contracts for masts L100, and that this should be it. To which end I did
+move it to him, and by this means I hope to be, possessed of the L100
+presently within 2 or 3 days. So home to dinner, and then to the office,
+and down to Blackwall by water to view a place found out for laying of
+masts, and I think it will be most proper. So home and there find Mr. Pen
+come to visit my wife, and staid with them till sent for to Mr. Bland's,
+whither by appointment I was to go to supper, and against my will left
+them together, but, God knows, without any reason of fear in my conscience
+of any evil between them, but such is my natural folly. Being thither
+come they would needs have my wife, and so Mr. Bland and his wife (the
+first time she was ever at my house or my wife at hers) very civilly went
+forth and brought her and W. Pen, and there Mr. Povy and we supped nobly
+and very merry, it being to take leave of Mr. Bland, who is upon going
+soon to Tangier. So late home and to bed.
+
+15th. At the office all the morning, then to the 'Change, and so home to
+dinner, where Luellin dined with us, and after dinner many people came in
+and kept me all the afternoon, among other the Master and Wardens of
+Chyrurgeon's Hall, who staid arguing their cause with me; I did give them
+the best answer I could, and after their being two hours with me parted,
+and I to my office to do business, which is much on my hands, and so late
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+16th. Up betimes and to my office, where all the morning very busy
+putting papers to rights. And among other things Mr. Gauden coming to me,
+I had a good opportunity to speak to him about his present, which hitherto
+hath been a burden: to me, that I could not do it, because I was doubtfull
+that he meant it as a temptation to me to stand by him in the business of
+Tangier victualling; but he clears me it was not, and that he values me
+and my proceedings therein very highly, being but what became me, and that
+what he did was for my old kindnesses to him in dispatching of his
+business, which I was glad to hear, and with my heart in good rest and
+great joy parted, and to my business again. At noon to the 'Change, where
+by appointment I met Sir W. Warren, and afterwards to the Sun taverne,
+where he brought to me, being all alone; L100 in a bag, which I offered
+him to give him my receipt for, but he told me, no, it was my owne, which
+he had a little while since promised me and was glad that (as I had told
+him two days since) it would now do me courtesy; and so most kindly he did
+give it me, and I as joyfully, even out of myself, carried it home in a
+coach, he himself expressly taking care that nobody might see this
+business done, though I was willing enough to have carried a servant with
+me to have received it, but he advised me to do it myself. So home with it
+and to dinner; after dinner I forth with my boy to buy severall things,
+stools and andirons and candlesticks, &c., household stuff, and walked to
+the mathematical instrument maker in Moorefields and bought a large pair
+of compasses, and there met Mr. Pargiter, and he would needs have me drink
+a cup of horse-radish ale, which he and a friend of his troubled with the
+stone have been drinking of, which we did and then walked into the fields
+as far almost as Sir G. Whitmore's, all the way talking of Russia, which,
+he says, is a sad place; and, though Moscow is a very great city, yet it
+is from the distance between house and house, and few people compared with
+this, and poor, sorry houses, the Emperor himself living in a wooden
+house, his exercise only flying a hawk at pigeons and carrying pigeons ten
+or twelve miles off and then laying wagers which pigeon shall come soonest
+home to her house. All the winter within doors, some few playing at
+chesse, but most drinking their time away. Women live very slavishly
+there, and it seems in the Emperor's court no room hath above two or three
+windows, and those the greatest not a yard wide or high, for warmth in
+winter time; and that the general cure for all diseases there is their
+sweating houses, or people that are poor they get into their ovens, being
+heated, and there lie. Little learning among things of any sort. Not a
+man that speaks Latin, unless the Secretary of State by chance. Mr.
+Pargiter and I walked to the 'Change together and there parted, and so I
+to buy more things and then home, and after a little at my office, home to
+supper and to bed. This day old Hardwicke came and redeemed a watch he
+had left with me in pawne for 40s. seven years ago, and I let him gave it.
+Great talk that the Dutch will certainly be out this week, and will sail
+directly to Guinny, being convoyed out of the Channel with 42 sail of
+ships.
+
+17th. Up and to the office, where Mr. Coventry very angry to see things
+go so coldly as they do, and I must needs say it makes me fearful every
+day of having some change of the office, and the truth is, I am of late a
+little guilty of being remiss myself of what I used to be, but I hope I
+shall come to my old pass again, my family being now settled again. Dined
+at home, and to the office, where late busy in setting all my businesses
+in order, and I did a very great and a very contenting afternoon's work.
+This day my aunt Wight sent my wife a new scarfe, with a compliment for
+the many favours she had received of her, which is the several things we
+have sent her. I am glad enough of it, for I see my uncle is so given up
+to the Wights that I hope for little more of them. So home to supper and
+to bed.
+
+18th (Lord's day). Up and to church all of us. At noon comes Anthony and
+W. Joyce (their wives being in the country with my father) and dined with
+me very merry as I can be in such company. After dinner walked to
+Westminster (tiring them by the way, and so left them, Anthony in
+Cheapside and the other in the Strand), and there spent all the afternoon
+in the Cloysters as I had agreed with Jane Welsh, but she came not, which
+vexed me, staying till 5 o'clock, and then walked homeward, and by coach
+to the old Exchange, and thence to my aunt Wight's, and invited her and my
+uncle to supper, and so home, and by and by they came, and we eat a brave
+barrel of oysters Mr. Povy sent me this morning, and very merry at supper,
+and so to prayers and to bed. Last night it seems my aunt Wight did send
+my wife a new scarfe, laced, as a token for her many givings to her. It
+is true now and then we give them some toys, as oranges, &c., but my aime
+is to get myself something more from my uncle's favour than this.
+
+19th. Up, my wife and I having a little anger about her woman already,
+she thinking that I take too much care of her at table to mind her (my
+wife) of cutting for her, but it soon over, and so up and with Sir W.
+Batten and Sir W. Pen to St. James's, and there did our business with the
+Duke, and thence homeward straight, calling at the Coffee-house, and there
+had very good discourse with Sir----Blunt and Dr. Whistler about Egypt and
+other things. So home to dinner, my wife having put on to-day her winter
+new suit of moyre, which is handsome, and so after dinner I did give her
+L15 to lay out in linen and necessaries for the house and to buy a suit
+for Pall, and I myself to White Hall to a Tangier Committee, where
+Colonell Reames hath brought us so full and methodical an account of all
+matters there, that I never have nor hope to see the like of any publique
+business while I live again. The Committee up, I to Westminster to
+Jervas's, and spoke with Jane; who I find cold and not so desirous of a
+meeting as before, and it is no matter, I shall be the freer from the
+inconvenience that might follow thereof, besides offending God Almighty
+and neglecting my business. So by coach home and to my office, where
+late, and so to supper and to bed. I met with Dr. Pierce to-day, who,
+speaking of Dr. Frazier's being so earnest to have such a one (one
+Collins) go chyrurgeon to the Prince's person will have him go in his
+terms and with so much money put into his hands, he tells me (when I was
+wondering that Frazier should order things with the Prince in that
+confident manner) that Frazier is so great with my Lady Castlemayne, and
+Stewart, and all the ladies at Court, in helping to slip their calfes when
+there is occasion, and with the great men in curing of their claps that he
+can do what he please with the King, in spite of any man, and upon the
+same score with the Prince; they all having more or less occasion to make
+use of him. Sir G. Carteret tells me this afternoon that the Dutch are
+not yet ready to set out; and by that means do lose a good wind which
+would carry them out and keep us in, and moreover he says that they begin
+to boggle in the business, and he thinks may offer terms of peace for all
+this, and seems to argue that it will be well for the King too, and I pray
+God send it. Colonell Reames did, among other things, this day tell me
+how it is clear that, if my Lord Tiviott had lived, he would have quite
+undone Tangier, or designed himself to be master of it. He did put the
+King upon most great, chargeable, and unnecessary works there, and took
+the course industriously to deter, all other merchants but himself to deal
+there, and to make both King and all others pay what he pleased for all
+that was brought thither.
+
+20th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, at noon to the
+'Change, and there met by appointment with Captain Poyntz, who hath some
+place, or title to a place, belonging to gameing, and so I discoursed with
+him about the business of our improving of the Lotterys, to the King's
+benefit, and that of the Fishery, and had some light from him in the
+business, and shall, he says, have more in writing from him. So home to
+dinner and then abroad to the Fishing Committee at Fishmongers' Hall, and
+there sat and did some business considerable, and so up and home, and
+there late at my office doing much business, and I find with great delight
+that I am come to my good temper of business again. God continue me in
+it. So home to supper, it being washing day, and to bed.
+
+21st. Up, and by coach to Mr. Povy's, and there got him to signe the
+payment of Captain Tayler's bills for the remainder of freight for the
+Eagle, wherein I shall be gainer about L30, thence with him to Westminster
+by coach to Houseman's [Huysman] the great picture drawer, and saw again
+very fine pictures, and have his promise, for Mr. Povy's sake, to take
+pains in what picture I shall set him about, and I think to have my
+wife's. But it is a strange thing to observe and fit for me to remember
+that I am at no time so unwilling to part with money as when I am
+concerned in the getting of it most, as I thank God of late I have got
+more in this month, viz. near 0250, than ever I did in half a year before
+in my life, I think. Thence to White Hall with him, and so walked to the
+old Exchange and back to Povy's to dinner, where great and good company;
+among others Sir John Skeffington, whom I knew at Magdalen College, a
+fellow-commoner, my fellow-pupil, but one with whom I had no great
+acquaintance, he being then, God knows, much above me. Here I was afresh
+delighted with Mr. Povy's house and pictures of perspective, being strange
+things to think how they do delude one's eye, that methinks it would make
+a man doubtful of swearing that ever he saw any thing. Thence with him to
+St. James's, and so to White Hall to a Tangier Committee, and hope I have
+light of another opportunity of getting a little money if Sir W. Warren
+will use me kindly for deales to Tangier, and with the hopes went joyfully
+home, and there received Captain Tayler's money, received by Will to-day,
+out of which (as I said above) I shall get above L30. So with great
+comfort to bed, after supper. By discourse this day I have great hopes
+from Mr. Coventry that the Dutch and we shall not fall out.
+
+22nd. Up and at the office all the morning. To the 'Change at noon, and
+among other things discoursed with Sir William Warren what I might do to
+get a little money by carrying of deales to Tangier, and told him the
+opportunity I have there of doing it, and he did give me some advice,
+though not so good as he would have done at any other time of the year,
+but such as I hope to make good use of, and get a little money by. So to
+Sir G. Carteret's to dinner, and he and I and Captain Cocke all alone, and
+good discourse, and thence to a Committee of Tangier at White Hall, and so
+home, where I found my wife not well, and she tells me she thinks she is
+with child, but I neither believe nor desire it. But God's will be done!
+So to my office late, and home to supper and to bed; having got a strange
+cold in my head, by flinging off my hat at dinner, and sitting with the
+wind in my neck.
+
+ [In Lord Clarendon's Essay, "On the decay of respect paid to Age,"
+ he says that in his younger days he never kept his hat on before
+ those older than himself, except at dinner.--B.]
+
+23rd. My cold and pain in my head increasing, and the palate of my mouth
+falling, I was in great pain all night. My wife also was not well, so
+that a mayd was fain to sit up by her all night. Lay long in the morning,
+at last up, and amongst others comes Mr. Fuller, that was the wit of
+Cambridge, and Praevaricator
+
+ [At the Commencement (Comitia Majora) in July, the Praevaricator, or
+ Varier, held a similar position to the Tripos at the Comitia Minora.
+ He was so named from varying the question which he proposed, either
+ by a play upon the words or by the transposition of the terms in
+ which it was expressed. Under the pretence of maintaining some
+ philosophical question, he poured out a medley of absurd jokes and
+ 'personal ridicule, which gradually led to the abolition of the
+ office. In Thoresby's "Diary" we read, "Tuesday, July 6th. The
+ Praevaricator's speech was smart and ingenious, attended with
+ vollies of hurras" (see Wordsworth's "University Life in the
+ Eighteenth Century ").--M. B.]
+
+in my time, and staid all the morning with me discoursing, and his
+business to get a man discharged, which I did do for him. Dined with
+little heart at noon, in the afternoon against my will to the office,
+where Sir G. Carteret and we met about an order of the Council for the
+hiring him a house, giving him L1000 fine, and L70 per annum for it. Here
+Sir J. Minnes took occasion, in the most childish and most unbeseeming
+manner, to reproach us all, but most himself, that he was not valued as
+Comptroller among us, nor did anything but only set his hand to paper,
+which is but too true; and every body had a palace, and he no house to lie
+in, and wished he had but as much to build him a house with, as we have
+laid out in carved worke. It was to no end to oppose, but all bore it,
+and after laughed at him for it. So home, and late reading "The Siege of
+Rhodes" to my wife, and then to bed, my head being in great pain and my
+palate still down.
+
+24th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy, then home to
+dinner, and so after dinner comes one Phillips, who is concerned in the
+Lottery, and from him I collected much concerning that business. I
+carried him in my way to White Hall and set him down at Somersett House.
+Among other things he told me that Monsieur Du Puy, that is so great a man
+at the Duke of Yorke's, and this man's great opponent, is a knave and by
+quality but a tailor. To the Tangier Committee, and there I opposed
+Colonell Legg's estimate of supplies of provisions to be sent to Tangier
+till all were ashamed of it, and he fain after all his good husbandry and
+seeming ignorance and joy to have the King's money saved, yet afterwards
+he discovered all his design to be to keep the furnishing of these things
+to the officers of the Ordnance, but Mr. Coventry seconded me, and between
+us we shall save the King some money in the year. In one business of
+deales in L520, I offer to save L172, and yet purpose getting money, to
+myself by it. So home and to my office, and business being done home to
+supper and so to bed, my head and throat being still out of order
+mightily. This night Prior of Brampton came and paid me L40, and I find
+this poor painful man is the only thriving and purchasing man in the town
+almost. We were told to-day of a Dutch ship of 3 or 400 tons, where all
+the men were dead of the plague, and the ship cast ashore at Gottenburgh.
+
+25th (Lord's day). Up, and my throat being yet very sore, and, my head
+out of order, we went not to church, but I spent all the morning reading
+of "The Madd Lovers," a very good play, and at noon comes Harman and his
+wife, whom I sent for to meet the Joyces, but they came not. It seems
+Will has got a fall off his horse and broke his face. However, we were as
+merry as I could in their company, and we had a good chine of beef, but I
+had no taste nor stomach through my cold, and therefore little pleased
+with my dinner. It raining, they sat talking with us all the afternoon.
+So anon they went away; and then I to read another play, "The Custome of
+the Country," which is a very poor one, methinks. Then to supper,
+prayers, and bed.
+
+26th. Up pretty well again, but my mouth very scabby, my cold being going
+away, so that I was forced to wear a great black patch, but that would not
+do much good, but it happens we did not go to the Duke to-day, and so I
+staid at home busy all the morning. At noon, after dinner, to the
+'Change, and thence home to my office again, where busy, well employed
+till 10 at night, and so home to supper and to bed, my mind a little
+troubled that I have not of late kept up myself so briske in business; but
+mind my ease a little too much and my family upon the coming of Mercer and
+Tom. So that I have not kept company, nor appeared very active with Mr.
+Coventry, but now I resolve to settle to it again, not that I have idled
+all my time, but as to my ease something. So I have looked a little too
+much after Tangier and the Fishery, and that in the sight of Mr. Coventry,
+but I have good reason to love myself for serving Tangier, for it is one
+of the best flowers in my garden.
+
+27th. Lay long, sleeping, it raining and blowing very hard. Then up and
+to the office, my mouth still being scabby and a patch on it. At the
+office all the morning. At noon dined at home, and so after dinner
+(Lewellin dining with me and in my way talking about Deering) to the
+Fishing Committee, and had there very many fine things argued, and I hope
+some good will cone of it. So home, where my wife having (after all her
+merry discourse of being with child) her months upon her is gone to bed. I
+to my office very late doing business, then home to supper and to bed.
+To-night Mr. T. Trice and Piggot came to see me, and desire my going down
+to Brampton Court, where for Piggot's sake, for whom it is necessary, I
+should go, I would be glad to go, and will, contrary to my purpose,
+endeavour it, but having now almost L1000, if not above, in my house, I
+know not what to do with it, and that will trouble my mind to leave in the
+house, and I not at home.
+
+28th. Up and by water with Mr. Tucker down to Woolwich, first to do
+several businesses of the King's, then on board Captain Fisher's ship,
+which we hire to carry goods to Tangier. All the way going and coming I
+reading and discoursing over some papers of his which he, poor man, having
+some experience, but greater conceit of it than is fit, did at the King's
+first coming over make proposals of, ordering in a new manner the whole
+revenue of the kingdom, but, God knows, a most weak thing; however, one
+paper I keep wherein he do state the main branches of the publick revenue
+fit to consider and remember. So home, very cold, and fearfull of having
+got some pain, but, thanks be to God! I was well after it. So to dinner,
+and after dinner by coach to White Hall, thinking to have met at a
+Committee of Tangier, but nobody being there but my Lord Rutherford, he
+would needs carry me and another Scotch Lord to a play, and so we saw,
+coming late, part of "The Generall," my Lord Orrery's (Broghill) second
+play; but, Lord! to see how no more either in words, sense, or design, it
+is to his "Harry the 5th" is not imaginable, and so poorly acted, though
+in finer clothes, is strange. And here I must confess breach of a vowe in
+appearance, but I not desiring it, but against my will, and my oathe being
+to go neither at my own charge nor at another's, as I had done by becoming
+liable to give them another, as I am to Sir W. Pen and Mr. Creed; but here
+I neither know which of them paid for me, nor, if I did, am I obliged ever
+to return the like, or did it by desire or with any willingness. So that
+with a safe conscience I do think my oathe is not broke and judge God
+Almighty will not think it other wise. Thence to W. Joyce's, and there
+found my aunt and cozen Mary come home from my father's with great
+pleasure and content, and thence to Kate's and found her also mighty
+pleased with her journey and their good usage of them, and so home,
+troubled in my conscience at my being at a play. But at home I found
+Mercer playing on her Vyall, which is a pretty instrument, and so I to the
+Vyall and singing till late, and so to bed. My mind at a great losse how
+to go down to Brampton this weeke, to satisfy Piggott; but what with the
+fears of my house, my money, my wife, and my office, I know not how in the
+world to think of it, Tom Hater being out of towne, and I having near
+L1000 in my house.
+
+29th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, dined at home and
+Creed with me; after dinner I to Sir G. Carteret, and with him to his new
+house he is taking in Broad Streete, and there surveyed all the rooms and
+bounds, in order to the drawing up a lease thereof; and that done, Mr.
+Cutler, his landlord, took me up and down, and showed me all his ground
+and house, which is extraordinary great, he having bought all the
+Augustine Fryers, and many, many a L1000 he hath and will bury there. So
+home to my business, clearing my papers and preparing my accounts against
+tomorrow for a monthly and a great auditt. So to supper and to bed.
+Fresh newes come of our beating the Dutch at Guinny quite out of all their
+castles almost, which will make them quite mad here at home sure. And Sir
+G. Carteret did tell me, that the King do joy mightily at it; but asked
+him laughing, "But," says he, "how shall I do to answer this to the
+Embassador when he comes?" Nay they say that we have beat them out of the
+New Netherlands too;
+
+ [Captain (afterwards Sir Robert) Holmes' expedition to attack the
+ Dutch settlements in Africa eventuated in an important exploit.
+ Holmes suddenly left the coast of Africa, sailed across the
+ Atlantic, and reduced the Dutch settlement of New Netherlands to
+ English rule, under the title of New York. "The short and true
+ state of the matter is this: the country mentioned was part of the
+ province of Virginia, and, as there is no settling an extensive
+ country at once, a few Swedes crept in there, who surrendered the
+ plantations they could not defend to the Dutch, who, having bought
+ the charts and papers of one Hudson, a seaman, who, by the
+ commission from the crown of England, discovered a river, to which
+ he gave his name, conceited they had purchased a province.
+ Sometimes, when we had strength in those parts, they were English
+ subjects; at others, when that strength declined, they were subjects
+ of the United Provinces. However, upon King Charles's claim the
+ States disowned the title, but resumed it during our confusions. On
+ March 12th, 1663-64, Charles II. granted it to the Duke of York
+ . . . The King sent Holmes, when he returned, to the Tower, and did
+ not discharge him; till he made it evidently appear that he had not
+ infringed the law of nations ". (Campbell's "Naval History," vol.
+ ii, p., 89). How little did the King or Holmes himself foresee
+ the effects of the capture,--B.]
+
+so that we have been doing them mischief for a great while in several
+parts of the world; without publique knowledge or reason. Their fleete
+for Guinny is now, they say, ready, and abroad, and will be going this
+week. Coming home to-night, I did go to examine my wife's house accounts,
+and finding things that seemed somewhat doubtful, I was angry though she
+did make it pretty plain, but confessed that when she do misse a sum, she
+do add something to other things to make it, and, upon my being very
+angry, she do protest she will here lay up something for herself to buy
+her a necklace with, which madded me and do still trouble me, for I fear
+she will forget by degrees the way of living cheap and under a sense of
+want.
+
+30th. Up, and all day, both morning and afternoon, at my accounts, it
+being a great month, both for profit and layings out, the last being L89
+for kitchen and clothes for myself and wife, and a few extraordinaries for
+the house; and my profits, besides salary, L239; so that I have this
+weeke, notwithstanding great layings out, and preparations for laying out,
+which I make as paid this month, my balance to come to L1203, for which
+the Lord's name be praised! Dined at home at noon, staying long looking
+for Kate Joyce and my aunt James and Mary, but they came not. So my wife
+abroad to see them, and took Mary Joyce to a play. Then in the evening
+came and sat working by me at the office, and late home to supper and to
+bed, with my heart in good rest for this day's work, though troubled to
+think that my last month's negligence besides the making me neglect
+business and spend money, and lessen myself both as to business and the
+world and myself, I am fain to preserve my vowe by paying 20s. dry--[ Dry
+= hard, as "hard cash." ]--money into the poor's box, because I had not
+fulfilled all my memorandums and paid all my petty debts and received all
+my petty credits, of the last month, but I trust in God I shall do so no
+more.
+
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+ All the men were dead of the plague, and the ship cast ashore
+ And with the great men in curing of their claps
+ Expressly taking care that nobody might see this business done
+ Having some experience, but greater conceit of it than is fit
+ Helping to slip their calfes when there is occasion
+ Her months upon her is gone to bed
+ I had agreed with Jane Welsh, but she came not, which vexed me
+ Lay long caressing my wife and talking
+ Let her brew as she has baked
+ New Netherlands to English rule, under the title of New York
+ Reduced the Dutch settlement of New Netherlands to English rule
+ Staid two hours with her kissing her, but nothing more
+ Strange slavery that I stand in to beauty
+ Thinks she is with child, but I neither believe nor desire it
+ Up, my mind very light from my last night's accounts
+ We do nothing in this office like people able to carry on a warr
+ Would either conform, or be more wise, and not be catched!
+
+
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+
+
+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+ MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ OCTOBER & NOVEMBER
+ 1664
+
+October 1st. Up and at the office both forenoon and afternoon very busy,
+and with great pleasure in being so. This morning Mrs. Lane (now Martin)
+like a foolish woman, came to the Horseshoe hard by, and sent for me while
+I was: at the office; to come to speak with her by a note sealed up, I
+know to get me to do something for her husband, but I sent her an answer
+that I would see her at Westminster, and so I did not go, and she went
+away, poor soul. At night home to supper, weary, and my eyes sore with
+writing and reading, and to bed. We go now on with great vigour in
+preparing against the Dutch, who, they say, will now fall upon us without
+doubt upon this high newes come of our beating them so, wholly in Guinny.
+
+2nd (Lord's day). My wife not being well to go to church I walked with my
+boy through the City, putting in at several churches, among others at
+Bishopsgate, and there saw the picture usually put before the King's book,
+put up in the church, but very ill painted, though it were a pretty piece
+to set up in a church. I intended to have seen the Quakers, who, they
+say, do meet every Lord's day at the Mouth at Bishopsgate; but I could see
+none stirring, nor was it fit to aske for the place, so I walked over
+Moorefields, and thence to Clerkenwell church, and there, as I wished, sat
+next pew to the fair Butler, who indeed is a most perfect beauty still;
+and one I do very much admire myself for my choice of her for a beauty,
+she having the best lower part of her face that ever I saw all days of my
+life. After church I walked to my Lady Sandwich's, through my Lord
+Southampton's new buildings in the fields behind Gray's Inn; and, indeed,
+they are a very great and a noble work. So I dined with my Lady, and the
+same innocent discourse that we used to have, only after dinner, being
+alone, she asked me my opinion about Creed, whether he would have a wife
+or no, and what he was worth, and proposed Mrs. Wright for him, which, she
+says, she heard he was once inquiring after. She desired I would take a
+good time and manner of proposing it, and I said I would, though I
+believed he would love nothing but money, and much was not to be expected
+there, she said. So away back to Clerkenwell Church, thinking to have got
+sight of la belle Boteler again, but failed, and so after church walked
+all over the fields home, and there my wife was angry with me for not
+coming home, and for gadding abroad to look after beauties, she told me
+plainly, so I made all peace, and to supper. This evening came Mrs. Lane
+(now Martin) with her husband to desire my helpe about a place for him.
+It seems poor Mr. Daniel is dead of the Victualling Office, a place too
+good for this puppy to follow him in. But I did give him the best words I
+could, and so after drinking a glasse of wine sent them going, but with
+great kindnesse. Go to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+3rd. Up with Sir J. Minnes, by coach, to St. James's; and there all the
+newes now of very hot preparations for the Dutch: and being with the Duke,
+he told us he was resolved to make a tripp himself, and that Sir W. Pen
+should go in the same ship with him. Which honour, God forgive me! I
+could grudge him, for his knavery and dissimulation, though I do not envy
+much the having the same place myself. Talke also of great haste in the
+getting out another fleete, and building some ships; and now it is likely
+we have put one another by each other's dalliance past a retreate. Thence
+with our heads full of business we broke up, and I to my barber's, and
+there only saw Jane and stroked her under the chin, and away to the
+Exchange, and there long about several businesses, hoping to get money by
+them, and thence home to dinner and there found Hawly. But meeting
+Bagwell's wife at the office before I went home I took her into the office
+and there kissed her only. She rebuked me for doing it, saying that did I
+do so much to many bodies else it would be a stain to me. But I do not
+see but she takes it well enough, though in the main I believe she is very
+honest. So after some kind discourse we parted, and I home to dinner, and
+after dinner down to Deptford, where I found Mr. Coventry, and there we
+made, an experiment of Holland's and our cordage, and ours outdid it a
+great deale, as my book of observations tells particularly. Here we were
+late, and so home together by water, and I to my office, where late,
+putting things in order. Mr. Bland came this night to me to take his
+leave of me, he going to Tangier, wherein I wish him good successe. So
+home to supper and to bed, my mind troubled at the businesses I have to
+do, that I cannot mind them as I ought to do and get money, and more that
+I have neglected my frequenting and seeming more busy publicly than I have
+done of late in this hurry of business, but there is time left to recover
+it, and I trust in God I shall.
+
+4th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and this morning
+Sir W. Pen went to Chatham to look: after the ships now going out thence,
+and particularly that wherein the Duke and himself go. He took Sir G.
+Ascue with: him, whom, I believe, he hath brought into play. At noon to
+the 'Change and thence home, where I found my aunt James and the two she
+joyces. They dined and were merry with us. Thence after dinner to a
+play, to see "The Generall;" which is so dull and so ill-acted, that I
+think it is the worst. I ever saw or heard in all my days. I happened to
+sit near; to Sir Charles Sidly; who I find a very witty man, and he did at
+every line take notice of the dullness of the poet and badness of the
+action, that most pertinently; which I was mightily taken with; and among
+others where by Altemire's command Clarimont, the Generall, is commanded
+to rescue his Rivall, whom she loved, Lucidor, he, after a great deal of
+demurre, broke out; "Well, I'le save my Rivall and make her confess, that
+I deserve, while he do but possesse." "Why, what, pox," says Sir Charles
+Sydly, "would he have him have more, or what is there more to be had of a
+woman than the possessing her?" Thence-setting all them at home, I home
+with my wife and Mercer, vexed at my losing my time and above 20s. in
+money, and neglecting my business to see so bad a play. To-morrow they
+told us should be acted, or the day after, a new play, called "The
+Parson's Dreame," acted all by women. So to my office, and there did
+business; and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+5th. Up betimes and to my office, and thence by coach to New Bridewell to
+meet with Mr. Poyntz to discourse with him (being Master of the Workhouse
+there) about making of Bewpers for us. But he was not within; however his
+clerke did lead me up and down through all the house, and there I did with
+great pleasure see the many pretty works, and the little children
+employed, every one to do something, which was a very fine sight, and
+worthy encouragement. I cast away a crowne among them, and so to the
+'Change and among the Linnen Wholesale Drapers to enquire about Callicos,
+to see what can be done with them for the supplying our want of Bewpers
+for flaggs, and I think I shall do something therein to good purpose for
+the King. So to the Coffeehouse, and there fell in discourse with the
+Secretary of the Virtuosi of Gresham College, and had very fine discourse
+with him. He tells me of a new invented instrument to be tried before the
+College anon, and I intend to see it. So to Trinity House, and there I
+dined among the old dull fellows, and so home and to my office a while,
+and then comes Mr. Cocker to see me, and I discoursed with him about his
+writing and ability of sight, and how I shall do to get some glasse or
+other to helpe my eyes by candlelight; and he tells me he will bring me
+the helps he hath within a day or two, and shew me what he do. Thence to
+the Musique-meeting at the Postoffice, where I was once before. And
+thither anon come all the Gresham College, and a great deal of noble
+company: and the new instrument was brought called the Arched Viall,
+
+ ["There seems to be a curious fate reigning over the instruments
+ which have the word 'arch' prefixed to their name. They have no
+ vitality, and somehow or other come to grief. Even the famous
+ archlute, which was still a living thing in the time of Handel, has
+ now disappeared from the concert room and joined Mr. Pepys's 'Arched
+ Viall' in the limbo of things forgotten . . . . Mr. Pepys's
+ verdict that it would never do . . . has been fully confirmed by
+ the event, as his predictions usually were, being indeed always
+ founded on calm judgment and close observation."--B. (Hueffer's
+ Italian and other Studies, 1883, p. 263).]
+
+where being tuned with lute-strings, and played on with kees like an
+organ, a piece of parchment is always kept moving; and the strings, which
+by the kees are pressed down upon it, are grated in imitation of a bow, by
+the parchment; and so it is intended to resemble several vyalls played on
+with one bow, but so basely and harshly, that it will never do. But after
+three hours' stay it could not be fixed in tune; and so they were fain to
+go to some other musique of instruments, which I am grown quite out of
+love with, and so I, after some good discourse with Mr. Spong, Hill,
+Grant, and Dr. Whistler, and others by turns, I home to my office and
+there late, and so home, where I understand my wife has spoke to Jane and
+ended matters of difference between her and her, and she stays with us,
+which I am glad of; for her fault is nothing but sleepiness and
+forgetfulness, otherwise a good-natured, quiet, well-meaning, honest
+servant, and one that will do as she is bid, so one called upon her and
+will see her do it. This morning, by three o'clock, the
+Prince--[Rupert]--and King, and Duke with him, went down the River, and
+the Prince under sail the next tide after, and so is gone from the Hope.
+God give him better successe than he used to have! This day Mr. Bland
+went away hence towards his voyage to Tangier. This day also I had a
+letter from an unknown hand that tells me that Jacke Angier, he believes,
+is dead at Lisbon, for he left him there ill.
+
+6th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning, among other things
+about this of the flags and my bringing in of callicos to oppose Young and
+Whistler. At noon by promise Mr. Pierce and his wife and Madam Clerke and
+her niece came and dined with me to a rare chine of beefe and spent the
+afternoon very pleasantly all the afternoon, and then to my office in the
+evening, they being gone, and late at business, and then home to supper
+and to bed, my mind coming to itself in following of my business.
+
+7th. Lay pretty while with some discontent abed, even to the having bad
+words with my wife, and blows too, about the ill-serving up of our
+victuals yesterday; but all ended in love, and so I rose and to my office
+busy all the morning. At noon dined at home, and then to my office again,
+and then abroad to look after callicos for flags, and hope to get a small
+matter by my pains therein and yet save the King a great deal of money,
+and so home to my office, and there came Mr. Cocker, and brought me a
+globe of glasse, and a frame of oyled paper, as I desired, to show me the
+manner of his gaining light to grave by, and to lessen the glaringnesse of
+it at pleasure by an oyled paper. This I bought of him, giving him a
+crowne for it; and so, well satisfied, he went away, and I to my business
+again, and so home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+8th. All the morning at the office, and after dinner abroad, and among
+other things contracted with one Mr. Bridges, at the White Bear on
+Cornhill, for 100 pieces of Callico to make flaggs; and as I know I shall
+save the King money, so I hope to get a little for my pains and venture of
+my own money myself. Late in the evening doing business, and then comes
+Captain Tayler, and he and I till 12 o'clock at night arguing about the
+freight of his ship Eagle, hired formerly by me to Tangier, and at last we
+made an end, and I hope to get a little money, some small matter by it.
+So home to bed, being weary and cold, but contented that I have made an
+end of that business.
+
+9th (Lord's day). Lay pretty long, but however up time enough with my
+wife to go to church. Then home to dinner, and Mr. Fuller, my Cambridge
+acquaintance, coming to me about what he was with me lately, to release a
+waterman, he told me he was to preach at Barking Church; and so I to heare
+him, and he preached well and neatly. Thence, it being time enough, to
+our owne church, and there staid wholly privately at the great doore to
+gaze upon a pretty lady, and from church dogged her home, whither she went
+to a house near Tower hill, and I think her to be one of the prettiest
+women I ever saw. So home, and at my office a while busy, then to my
+uncle Wight's, whither it seems my wife went after sermon and there
+supped, but my aunt and uncle in a very ill humour one with another, but I
+made shift with much ado to keep them from scolding, and so after supper
+home and to bed without prayers, it being cold, and to-morrow washing day.
+
+10th. Up and, it being rainy, in Sir W. Pen's coach to St. James's, and
+there did our usual business with the Duke, and more and more preparations
+every day appear against the Dutch, and (which I must confess do a little
+move my envy) Sir W. Pen do grow every day more and more regarded by the
+Duke,
+
+ ["The duke had decided that the English fleet should consist of
+ three squadrons to be commanded by himself, Prince Rupert, and Lord
+ Sandwich, from which arrangement the two last, who were land
+ admirals; had concluded that Penn would have no concern in this
+ fleet. Neither the duke, Rupert, nor Sandwich had ever been engaged
+ in an encounter of fleets . . . . Penn alone of the four was
+ familiar with all these things. By the duke's unexpected
+ announcement that he should take Penn with him into his own ship,
+ Rupert and Sandwich at once discovered that they would be really and
+ practically under Penn's command in everything."]
+
+because of his service heretofore in the Dutch warr which I am confident
+is by some strong obligations he hath laid upon Mr. Coventry; for Mr.
+Coventry must needs know that he is a man of very mean parts, but only a
+bred seaman: Going home in coach with Sir W. Batten he told me how Sir J.
+Minnes by the means of Sir R. Ford was the last night brought to his house
+and did discover the reason of his so long discontent with him, and now
+they are friends again, which I am sorry for, but he told it me so plainly
+that I see there is no thorough understanding between them, nor love, and
+so I hope there will be no great combination in any thing, nor do I see
+Sir J. Minnes very fond as he used to be. But: Sir W. Batten do raffle
+still against Mr. Turner and his wife, telling me he is a false fellow,
+and his wife a false woman, and has rotten teeth and false, set in with
+wire, and as I know they are so, so I am glad he finds it so. To the
+Coffee-house, and thence to the 'Change, and therewith Sir W. Warren to
+the Coffee-house behind the 'Change, and sat alone with him till 4 o'clock
+talking of his businesses first and then of business in general, and
+discourse how I might get money and how to carry myself to advantage to
+contract no envy and yet make the world see my pains; which was with great
+content to me, and a good friend and helpe I am like to find him, for
+which God be thanked! So home to dinner at 4 o'clock, and then to the
+office, and there late, and so home to supper and to bed, having sat up
+till past twelve at night to look over the account of the collections for
+the Fishery, and the loose and base manner that monies so collected are
+disposed of in, would make a man never part with a penny in that manner,
+and, above all, the inconvenience of having a great man, though never so
+seeming pious as my Lord Pembroke is. He is too great to be called to an
+account, and is abused by his servants, and yet obliged to defend them for
+his owne sake. This day, by the blessing of God, my wife and I have been
+married nine years: but my head being full of business, I did not think of
+it to keep it in any extraordinary manner. But bless God for our long
+lives and loves and health together, which the same God long continue, I
+wish, from my very heart!
+
+11th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. My wife this
+morning went, being invited, to my Lady Sandwich, and I alone at home at
+dinner, till by and by Luellin comes and dines with me. He tells me what
+a bawdy loose play this "Parson's Wedding" is, that is acted by nothing
+but women at the King's house, and I am glad of it. Thence to the Fishery
+in Thames Street, and there several good discourses about the letting of
+the Lotterys, and, among others, one Sir Thomas Clifford, whom yet I knew
+not, do speak very well and neatly. Thence I to my cozen Will Joyce to
+get him to go to Brampton with me this week, but I think he will not, and
+I am not a whit sorry for it, for his company both chargeable and
+troublesome. So home and to my office, and then to supper and then to my
+office again till late, and so home, with my head and heart full of
+business, and so to bed. My wife tells me the sad news of my Lady
+Castlemayne's being now become so decayed, that one would not know her; at
+least far from a beauty, which I am sorry for. This day with great joy
+Captain Titus told us the particulars of the French's expedition against
+Gigery upon the Barbary Coast, in the Straights, with 6,000 chosen men.
+They have taken the Fort of Gigery, wherein were five men and three guns,
+which makes the whole story of the King of France's policy and power to be
+laughed at.
+
+12th. This morning all the morning at my office ordering things against
+my journey to-morrow. At noon to the Coffeehouse, where very good
+discourse. For newes, all say De Ruyter is gone to Guinny before us. Sir
+J. Lawson is come to Portsmouth; and our fleete is hastening all speed: I
+mean this new fleete. Prince Rupert with his is got into the Downes. At
+home dined with me W. Joyce and a friend of his. W. Joyce will go with me
+to Brampton. After dinner I out to Mr. Bridges, the linnen draper, and
+evened with (him) for 100 pieces of callico, and did give him L208 18s.,
+which I now trust the King for, but hope both to save the King money and
+to get a little by it to boot. Thence by water up and down all the timber
+yards to look out some Dram timber, but can find none for our turne at the
+price I would have; and so I home, and there at my office late doing
+business against my journey to clear my hands of every thing for two days.
+So home and to supper and bed.
+
+13th. After being at the office all the morning, I home and dined, and
+taking leave of my wife with my mind not a little troubled how she would
+look after herself or house in my absence, especially, too, leaving a
+considerable sum of money in the office, I by coach to the Red Lyon in
+Aldersgate Street, and there, by agreement, met W. Joyce and Tom Trice,
+and mounted, I upon a very fine mare that Sir W. Warren helps me to, and
+so very merrily rode till it was very darke, I leading the way through the
+darke to Welling, and there, not being very weary, to supper and to bed.
+But very bad accommodation at the Swan. In this day's journey I met with
+Mr. White, Cromwell's chaplin that was, and had a great deale of discourse
+with him. Among others, he tells me that Richard is, and hath long been,
+in France, and is now going into Italy. He owns publiquely that he do
+correspond, and return him all his money. That Richard hath been in some
+straits at the beginning; but relieved by his friends. That he goes by
+another name, but do not disguise himself, nor deny himself to any man
+that challenges him. He tells me, for certain, that offers had been made
+to the old man, of marriage between the King and his daughter, to have
+obliged him, but he would not.
+
+ [The Protector wished the Duke of Buckingham to marry his daughter
+ Frances. She married, 1. Robert Rich, grandson and heir to Robert,
+ Earl of Warwick, on November 11th, 1657, who died in the following
+ February; 2. Sir John Russell, Bart. She died January 27th,
+ 1721-22, aged eighty-four. In T. Morrice's life of Roger, Earl of
+ Orrery, prefixed to Orrery's "State Letters" (Dublin, 1743, vol.
+ i., p. 40), there is a circumstantial account of an interview
+ between Orrery (then Lord Broghill) and Cromwell, in which the
+ former suggested to the latter that Charles II. should marry Frances
+ Cromwell. Cromwell gave great attention to the reasons urged, "but
+ walking two or three turns, and pondering with himself, he told Lord
+ Broghill the king would never forgive him the death of his father.
+ His lordship desired him to employ somebody to sound the king in
+ this matter, to see how he would take it, and offered himself to
+ mediate in it for him. But Cromwell would not consent, but again
+ repeated, 'The king cannot and will not forgive the death of his
+ father;' and so he left his lordship, who durst not tell him he had
+ already dealt with his majesty in that affair. Upon this my lord
+ withdrew, and meeting Cromwell's wife and daughter, they inquired
+ how he had succeeded; of which having given them an account, he
+ added they must try their interest in him, but none could prevail."]
+
+He thinks (with me) that it never was in his power to bring in the King
+with the consent of any of his officers about him; and that he scorned to
+bring him in as Monk did, to secure himself and deliver every body else.
+When I told him of what I found writ in a French book of one Monsieur
+Sorbiere, that gives an account of his observations herein England; among
+other things he says, that it is reported that Cromwell did, in his
+life-time, transpose many of the bodies of the Kings of England from one
+grave to another, and that by that means it is not known certainly whether
+the head that is now set up upon a post be that of Cromwell, or of one of
+the Kings; Mr. White tells me that he believes he never had so poor a low
+thought in him to trouble himself about it. He says the hand of God is
+much to be seen; that all his children are in good condition enough as to
+estate, and that their relations that betrayed their family are all now
+either hanged or very miserable.
+
+14th. Up by break of day, and got to Brampton by three o'clock, where my
+father and mother overjoyed to see me, my mother, ready to weepe every
+time she looked upon me. After dinner my father and I to the Court, and
+there did all our business to my mind, as I have set down in a paper
+particularly expressing our proceedings at this court. So home, where W.
+Joyce full of talk and pleased with his journey, and after supper I to bed
+and left my father, mother, and him laughing.
+
+15th. My father and I up and walked alone to Hinchingbroke; and among the
+other late chargeable works that my Lord hath done there, we saw his
+water-works and the Oral which is very fine; and so is the house all over,
+but I am sorry to think of the money at this time spent therein. Back to
+my father's (Mr. Sheply being out of town) and there breakfasted, after
+making an end with Barton about his businesses, and then my mother called
+me into the garden, and there but all to no purpose desiring me to be
+friends with John, but I told her I cannot, nor indeed easily shall, which
+afflicted the poor woman, but I cannot help it. Then taking leave, W.
+Joyce and I set out, calling T. Trice at Bugden, and thence got by night
+to Stevenage, and there mighty merry, though I in bed more weary than the
+other two days, which, I think, proceeded from our galloping so much, my
+other weariness being almost all over; but I find that a coney skin in my
+breeches preserves me perfectly from galling, and that eating after I come
+to my Inne, without drinking, do keep me from being stomach sick, which
+drink do presently make me. We lay all in several beds in the same room,
+and W. Joyce full of his impertinent tricks and talk, which then made us
+merry, as any other fool would have done. So to sleep.
+
+16th (Lord's day). It raining, we set out, and about nine o'clock got to
+Hatfield in church-time; and I 'light and saw my simple Lord Salsbury sit
+there in his gallery. Staid not in the Church, but thence mounted again
+and to Barnett by the end of sermon, and there dined at the Red Lyon very
+weary again, but all my weariness yesterday night and to-day in my thighs
+only, the rest of my weariness in my shoulders and arms being quite gone.
+Thence home, parting company at my cozen Anth. Joyce's, by four o'clock,
+weary, but very well, to bed at home, where I find all well. Anon my wife
+came to bed, but for my ease rose again and lay with her woman.
+
+17th. Rose very well and not weary, and with Sir W. Batten to St.
+James's; there did our business. I saw Sir J. Lawson since his return
+from sea first this morning, and hear that my Lord Sandwich is come from
+Portsmouth to town. Thence I to him, and finding him at my Lord Crew's, I
+went with him home to his house and much kind discourse. Thence my Lord
+to Court, and I with Creed to the 'Change, and thence with Sir W. Warren
+to a cook's shop and dined, discoursing and advising him about his great
+contract he is to make tomorrow, and do every day receive great
+satisfaction in his company, and a prospect of a just advantage by his
+friendship. Thence to my office doing some business, but it being very
+cold, I, for fear of getting cold, went early home to bed, my wife not
+being come home from my Lady Jemimah, with whom she hath been at a play
+and at Court to-day.
+
+18th. Up and to the office, where among other things we made a very great
+contract with Sir W. Warren for 3,000 loade of timber. At noon dined at
+home. In the afternoon to the Fishery, where, very confused and very
+ridiculous, my Lord Craven's proceedings, especially his finding fault
+with Sir J. Collaton and Colonell Griffin's' report in the accounts of the
+lottery-men. Thence I with Mr. Gray in his coach to White Hall, but the
+King and Duke being abroad, we returned to Somersett House. In discourse
+I find him a very worthy and studious gentleman in the business of trade,
+and among-other things he observed well to me, how it is not the greatest
+wits, but the steady man, that is a good merchant: he instanced in Ford
+and Cocke, the last of whom he values above all men as his oracle, as Mr.
+Coventry do Mr. Jolliffe. He says that it is concluded among merchants,
+that where a trade hath once been and do decay, it never recovers again,
+and therefore that the manufacture of cloath of England will never come to
+esteem again; that, among other faults, Sir Richard Ford cannot keepe a
+secret, and that it is so much the part of a merchant to be guilty of that
+fault that the Duke of Yoke is resolved to commit no more secrets to the
+merchants of the Royall Company; that Sir Ellis Layton is, for a speech of
+forty words, the wittiest man that ever he knew in his life, but longer he
+is nothing, his judgment being nothing at all, but his wit most absolute.
+At Somersett House he carried me in, and there I saw the Queene's new
+rooms, which are most stately and nobly furnished; and there I saw her,
+and the Duke of Yorke and Duchesse were there. The Duke espied me, and
+came to me, and talked with me a very great while about our contract this
+day with Sir W. Warren, and among other things did with some contempt ask
+whether we did except Polliards, which Sir W. Batten did yesterday (in
+spite, as the Duke I believe by my Lord Barkely do well enough know) among
+other things in writing propose. Thence home by coach, it raining hard,
+and to my office, where late, then home to supper and to bed. This night
+the Dutch Embassador desired and had an audience of the King. What the
+issue of it was I know not. Both sides I believe desire peace, but
+neither will begin, and so I believe a warr will follow. The Prince is
+with his fleet at Portsmouth, and the Dutch are making all preparations
+for warr.
+
+19th. Up and to my office all the morning. At noon dined at home; then
+abroad by coach to buy for the office "Herne upon the Statute of
+Charitable Uses," in order to the doing something better in the Chest than
+we have done, for I am ashamed to see Sir W. Batten possess himself so
+long of so much money as he hath done. Coming home, weighed, my two
+silver flaggons at Stevens's. They weigh 212 oz. 27 dwt., which is about
+L50, at 5s. per oz., and then they judge the fashion to be worth above 5s.
+per oz. more--nay, some say 10s. an ounce the fashion. But I do not
+believe, but yet am sorry to see that the fashion is worth so much, and
+the silver come to no more. So home and to my office, where very busy
+late. My wife at Mercer's mother's, I believe, W. Hewer with them, which
+I do not like, that he should ask my leave to go about business, and then
+to go and spend his time in sport, and leave me here busy. To supper and
+to bed, my wife coming in by and by, which though I know there was no hurt
+in it; I do not like.
+
+20th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon my uncle
+Thomas came, dined with me, and received some money of me. Then I to my
+office, where I took in with me Bagwell's wife, and there I caressed her,
+and find her every day more and more coming with good words and promises
+of getting her husband a place, which I will do. So we parted, and I to
+my Lord Sandwich at his lodgings, and after a little stay away with Mr.
+Cholmely to Fleete Streete; in the way he telling me that Tangier is like
+to be in a bad condition with this same Fitzgerald, he being a man of no
+honour, nor presence, nor little honesty, and endeavours: to raise the
+Irish and suppress the English interest there; and offend every body, and
+do nothing that I hear of well, which I am sorry for. Thence home, by the
+way taking two silver tumblers home, which I have bought, and so home, and
+there late busy at my office, and then home to supper and to bed.
+
+21st. Up and by coach to Mr. Cole's, and there conferred with him about
+some law business, and so to Sir W. Turner's, and there bought my cloth,
+coloured, for a suit and cloake, to line with plush the cloak, which will
+cost me money, but I find that I must go handsomely, whatever it costs me,
+and the charge will be made up in the fruit it brings. Thence to the
+Coffee-house and 'Change, and so home to dinner, and then to the office
+all the afternoon, whither comes W. Howe to see me, being come from, and
+going presently back to sea with my Lord. Among other things he tells me
+Mr. Creed is much out of favour with my Lord from his freedom of talke and
+bold carriage, and other things with which my Lord is not pleased, but
+most I doubt his not lending my Lord money, and Mr. Moore's reporting what
+his answer was I doubt in the worst manner. But, however, a very unworthy
+rogue he is, and, therefore, let him go for one good for nothing, though
+wise to the height above most men I converse with. In the evening (W.
+Howe being gone) comes Mr. Martin, to trouble me again to get him a
+Lieutenant's place for which he is as fit as a foole can be. But I put him
+off like an arse, as he is, and so setting my papers and books in order: I
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+22nd. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon comes
+my uncle Thomas and his daughter Mary about getting me to pay them the L30
+due now, but payable in law to her husband. I did give them the best
+answer I could, and so parted, they not desiring to stay to dinner. After
+dinner I down to Deptford, and there did business, and so back to my
+office, where very late busy, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+23rd (Lord's day). Up and to church. At noon comes unexpected Mr.
+Fuller, the minister, and dines with me, and also I had invited Mr. Cooper
+with one I judge come from sea, and he and I spent the whole afternoon
+together, he teaching me some things in understanding of plates. At night
+to the office, doing business, and then home to supper. Then a psalm, to
+prayers, and to bed.
+
+24th. Up and in Sir J. Minnes' coach (alone with Mrs. Turner as far as
+Paternoster Row, where I set her down) to St. James's, and there did our
+business, and I had the good lucke to speak what pleased the Duke about
+our great contract in hand with Sir W. Warren against Sir W. Batten,
+wherein the Duke is very earnest for our contracting. Thence home to the
+office till noon, and then dined and to the 'Change and off with Sir W.
+Warren for a while, consulting about managing his contract. Thence to a
+Committee at White Hall of Tangier, where I had the good lucke to speak
+something to very good purpose about the Mole at Tangier, which was well
+received even by Sir J. Lawson and Mr. Cholmely, the undertakers, against
+whose interest I spoke; that I believe I shall be valued for it. Thence
+into the galleries to talk with my Lord Sandwich; among other things,
+about the Prince's writing up to tell us of the danger he and his fleete
+lie in at Portsmouth, of receiving affronts from the Dutch; which, my Lord
+said, he would never have done, had he lain there with one ship alone: nor
+is there any great reason for it, because of the sands. However, the
+fleete will be ordered to go and lay themselves up at the Cowes. Much
+beneath the prowesse of the Prince, I think, and the honour of the nation,
+at the first to be found to secure themselves. My Lord is well pleased to
+think, that, if the Duke and the Prince go, all the blame of any
+miscarriage will not light on him; and that if any thing goes well, he
+hopes he shall have the share of the glory, for the Prince is by no means
+well esteemed of by any body. Thence home, and though not very well yet
+up late about the Fishery business, wherein I hope to give an account how
+I find the Collections to have been managed, which I did finish to my
+great content, and so home to supper and to bed. This day the great
+O'Neale died; I believe, to the content of all the Protestant pretenders
+in Ireland.
+
+25th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and finished
+Sir W. Warren's great contract for timber, with great content to me,
+because just in the terms I wrote last night to Sir W. Warren and against
+the terms proposed by Sir W. Batten. At noon home to dinner, and there
+found Creed and Hawley. After dinner comes in Mrs. Ingram, the first time
+to make a visit to my wife. After a little stay I left them and to the
+Committee of the Fishery, and there did make my report of the late public
+collections for the Fishery, much to the satisfaction of the Committee,
+and I think much to my reputation, for good notice was taken of it and
+much it was commended. So home, in my way taking care of a piece of plate
+for Mr. Christopher Pett, against the launching of his new great ship
+tomorrow at Woolwich, which I singly did move to His Royall Highness, and
+did obtain it for him, to the value of twenty pieces. And he, under his
+hand, do acknowledge to me that he did never receive so great a kindness
+from any man in the world as from me herein. So to my office, and then to
+supper, and then to my office again, where busy late, being very full now
+a days of business to my great content, I thank God, and so home to bed,
+my house being full of a design, to go to-morrow, my wife and all her
+servants, to see the new ship launched.
+
+26th. Up, my people rising mighty betimes, to fit themselves to go by
+water; and my boy, he could not sleep, but wakes about four o'clock, and
+in bed lay playing on his lute till daylight, and, it seems, did the like
+last night till twelve o'clock. About eight o'clock, my wife, she and her
+woman, and Besse and Jane, and W. Hewer and the boy, to the water-side,
+and there took boat, and by and by I out of doors, to look after the
+flaggon, to get it ready to carry to Woolwich. That being not ready, I
+stepped aside and found out Nellson, he that Whistler buys his bewpers of,
+and did there buy 5 pieces at their price, and am in hopes thereby to
+bring them down or buy ourselves all we spend of Nellson at the first
+hand. This jobb was greatly to my content, and by and by the flaggon
+being finished at the burnisher's, I home, and there fitted myself, and
+took a hackney-coach I hired, it being a very cold and foule day, to
+Woolwich, all the way reading in a good book touching the fishery, and
+that being done, in the book upon the statute of charitable uses, mightily
+to my satisfaction. At Woolwich; I there up to the King and Duke, and
+they liked the plate well. Here I staid above with them while the ship
+was launched, which was done with great success, and the King did very
+much like the ship, saying, she had the best bow that ever he saw. But,
+Lord! the sorry talke and discourse among the great courtiers round about
+him, without any reverence in the world, but with so much disorder. By
+and by the Queene comes and her Mayds of Honour; one whereof, Mrs.
+Boynton, and the Duchesse of Buckingham, had been very siclee coming by
+water in the barge (the water being very rough); but what silly sport they
+made with them in very common terms, methought, was very poor, and below
+what people think these great people say and do. The launching being done,
+the King and company went down to take barge; and I sent for Mr. Pett, and
+put the flaggon into the Duke's hand, and he, in the presence of the King,
+did give it, Mr. Pett taking it upon his knee. This Mr. Pett is wholly
+beholding to me for, and he do know and I believe will acknowledge it.
+Thence I to Mr. Ackworth, and there eat and drank with Commissioner Pett
+and his wife, and thence to Shelden's, where Sir W. Batten and his Lady
+were. By and by I took coach after I had enquired for my wife or her
+boat, but found none. Going out of the gate, an ordinary woman prayed me
+to give her room to London, which I did, but spoke not to her all the way,
+but read, as long as I could see, my book again. Dark when we came to
+London, and a stop of coaches in Southwarke. I staid above half an houre
+and then 'light, and finding Sir W. Batten's coach, heard they were gone
+into the Beare at the Bridge foot, and thither I to them. Presently the
+stop is removed, and then going out to find my coach, I could not find it,
+for it was gone with the rest; so I fair to go through the darke and dirt
+over the bridge, and my leg fell in a hole broke on the bridge, but, the
+constable standing there to keep people from it, I was catched up,
+otherwise I had broke my leg; for which mercy the Lord be praised! So at
+Fanchurch I found my coach staying for me, and so home, where the little
+girle hath looked to the house well, but no wife come home, which made me
+begin to fear [for] her, the water being very rough, and cold and darke.
+But by and by she and her company come in all well, at which I was glad,
+though angry. Thence I to Sir W. Batten's, and there sat late with him,
+Sir R. Ford, and Sir John Robinson; the last of whom continues still the
+same foole he was, crying up what power he has in the City, in knowing
+their temper, and being able to do what he will with them. It seems the
+City did last night very freely lend the King L100,000 without any
+security but the King's word, which was very noble. But this loggerhead
+and Sir R. Ford would make us believe that they did it. Now Sir R. Ford
+is a cunning man, and makes a foole of the other, and the other believes
+whatever the other tells him. But, Lord! to think that such a man should
+be Lieutenant of the Tower, and so great a man as he is, is a strange
+thing to me. With them late and then home and with my wife to bed, after
+supper.
+
+27th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy. At noon, Sir G.
+Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, Sir W. Pen, and myself, were
+treated at the Dolphin by Mr. Foly, the ironmonger, where a good plain
+dinner, but I expected musique, the missing of which spoiled my dinner,
+only very good merry discourse at dinner. Thence with Sir G. Carteret by
+coach to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier, and thence back to London,
+and 'light in Cheapside and I to Nellson's, and there met with a rub at
+first, but took him out to drink, and there discoursed to my great content
+so far with him that I think I shall agree with him for Bewpers to serve
+the Navy with. So with great content home and to my office, where late,
+and having got a great cold in my head yesterday home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+28th. Slept ill all night, having got a very great cold the other day at
+Woolwich in [my] head, which makes me full of snot. Up in the morning,
+and my tailor brings me home my fine, new, coloured cloth suit, my cloake
+lined with plush, as good a suit as ever I wore in my life, and mighty
+neat, to my great content. To my office, and there all the morning. At
+noon to Nellson's, and there bought 20 pieces more of Bewpers, and hope to
+go on with him to a contract. Thence to the 'Change a little, and thence
+home with Luellin to dinner, where Mr. Deane met me by appointment, and
+after dinner he and I up to my chamber, and there hard at discourse, and
+advising him what to do in his business at Harwich, and then to discourse
+of our old business of ships and taking new rules of him to my great
+pleasure, and he being gone I to my office a little, and then to see Sir
+W. Batten, who is sick of a greater cold than I, and thither comes to me
+Mr. Holliard, and into the chamber to me, and, poor man (beyond all I ever
+saw of him), was a little drunk, and there sat talking and finding
+acquaintance with Sir W. Batten and my Lady by relations on both sides,
+that there we staid very long. At last broke up, and he home much
+overcome with drink, but well enough to get well home. So I home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+29th. Up, and it being my Lord Mayor's show, my boy and three mayds went
+out; but it being a very foule, rainy day, from morning till night, I was
+sorry my wife let them go out. All the morning at the office. At dinner
+at home. In the afternoon to the office again, and about 9 o'clock by
+appointment to the King's Head tavern upon Fish Street Hill, whither Mr.
+Wolfe (and Parham by his means) met me to discourse about the Fishery, and
+great light I had by Parham, who is a little conceited, but a very knowing
+man in his way, and in the general fishing trade of England. Here I staid
+three hours, and eat a barrel of very fine oysters of Wolfe's giving me,
+and so, it raining hard, home and to my office, and then home to bed. All
+the talke is that De Ruyter is come over-land home with six or eight of
+his captaines to command here at home, and their ships kept abroad in the
+Straights; which sounds as if they had a mind to do something with us.
+
+30th (Lord's day). Up, and this morning put on my new, fine, coloured
+cloth suit, with my cloake lined with plush, which is a dear and noble
+suit, costing me about L17. To church, and then home to dinner, and after
+dinner to a little musique with my boy, and so to church with my wife, and
+so home, and with her all the evening reading and at musique with my boy
+with great pleasure, and so to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+31st. Very busy all the morning, at noon Creed to me and dined with me,
+and then he and I to White Hall, there to a Committee of Tangier, where it
+is worth remembering when Mr. Coventry proposed the retrenching some of
+the charge of the horse, the first word asked by the Duke of Albemarle
+was, "Let us see who commands them," there being three troops. One of
+them he calls to mind was by Sir Toby Bridges. "Oh!" says he, "there is a
+very good man. If you must reform
+
+ [Reform, i.e. disband. See "Memoirs of Sir John Reresby,"
+ September 2nd, 1651. "A great many younger brothers and reformed
+ officers of the King's army depended upon him for their meat and
+ drink." So reformado, a discharged or disbanded officer.--M. B.]
+
+two of them, be sure let him command the troop that is left." Thence
+home, and there came presently to me Mr. Young and Whistler, who find that
+I have quite overcome them in their business of flags, and now they come
+to intreat my favour, but I will be even with them. So late to my office
+and there till past one in the morning making up my month's accounts, and
+find that my expense this month in clothes has kept me from laying up
+anything; but I am no worse, but a little better than I was, which is
+L1205, a great sum, the Lord be praised for it! So home to bed, with my
+mind full of content therein, and vexed for my being so angry in bad words
+to my wife to-night, she not giving me a good account of her layings out
+to my mind to-night. This day I hear young Mr. Stanly, a brave young
+[gentleman], that went out with young Jermin, with Prince Rupert, is
+already dead of the small-pox, at Portsmouth. All preparations against
+the Dutch; and the Duke of Yorke fitting himself with all speed, to go to
+the fleete which is hastening for him; being now resolved to go in the
+Charles.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ NOVEMBER
+ 1664
+
+November 1st. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning, at noon
+(my wife being invited to my Lady Sandwich's) all alone dined at home upon
+a good goose with Mr. Wayth, discussing of business. Thence I to the
+Committee of the Fishery, and there we sat with several good discourses
+and some bad and simple ones, and with great disorder, and yet by the men
+of businesse of the towne. But my report in the business of the
+collections is mightily commended and will get me some reputation, and
+indeed is the only thing looks like a thing well done since we sat. Then
+with Mr. Parham to the tavern, but I drank no wine, only he did give me
+another barrel of oysters, and he brought one Major Greene, an able
+fishmonger, and good discourse to my information. So home and late at
+business at my office. Then to supper and to bed.
+
+2nd. Up betimes, and down with Mr. Castle to Redriffe, and there walked
+to Deptford to view a parcel of brave knees--[Knees of timber]--of his,
+which indeed are very good, and so back again home, I seeming very
+friendly to him, though I know him to be a rogue, and one that hates me
+with his heart. Home and to dinner, and so to my office all the
+afternoon, where in some pain in my backe, which troubled me, but I think
+it comes only with stooping, and from no other matter. At night to
+Nellson's, and up and down about business, and so home to my office, then
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+3rd. Up and to the office, where strange to see how Sir W. Pen is flocked
+to by people of all sorts against his going to sea. At the office did
+much business, among other an end of that that has troubled me long, the
+business of the bewpers and flags. At noon to the 'Change, and thence by
+appointment was met with Bagwell's wife, and she followed me into
+Moorfields, and there into a drinking house, and all alone eat and drank
+together. I did there caress her, but though I did make some offer did
+not receive any compliance from her in what was bad, but very modestly she
+denied me, which I was glad to see and shall value her the better for it,
+and I hope never tempt her to any evil more. Thence back to the town, and
+we parted and I home, and then at the office late, where Sir W. Pen came
+to take his leave of me, being to-morrow, which is very sudden to us, to
+go on board to lie on board, but I think will come ashore again before the
+ship, the Charles,
+
+ ["The Royal Charles" was the Duke of York's ship, and Sir William
+ Penn, who hoisted his flag in the "Royal James" on November 8th,
+ shifted to the "Royal Charles" on November 30th. The duke gave Penn
+ the command of the fleet immediately under himself. On Penn's
+ monument he is styled "Great Captain Commander under His Royal
+ Highness" (Penn's "Memorials of Sir William Penn," vol. ii.,
+ p. 296).]
+
+can go away. So home to supper and to bed. This night Sir W. Batten did,
+among other things, tell me strange newes, which troubles me, that my Lord
+Sandwich will be sent Governor to Tangier, which, in some respects,
+indeed, I should be glad of, for the good of the place and the safety of
+his person; but I think his honour will suffer, and, it may be, his
+interest fail by his distance.
+
+4th. Waked very betimes and lay long awake, my mind being so full of
+business. Then up and to St. James's, where I find Mr. Coventry full of
+business, packing up for his going to sea with the Duke. Walked with him,
+talking, to White Hall, where to the Duke's lodgings, who is gone thither
+to lodge lately. I appeared to the Duke, and thence Mr. Coventry and I an
+hour in the Long Gallery, talking about the management of our office, he
+tells me the weight of dispatch will lie chiefly on me, and told me freely
+his mind touching Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes, the latter of whom, he
+most aptly said, was like a lapwing; that all he did was to keepe a
+flutter, to keepe others from the nest that they would find. He told me
+an old story of the former about the light-houses, how just before he had
+certified to the Duke against the use of them, and what a burden they are
+to trade, and presently after, at his being at Harwich, comes to desire
+that he might have the setting one up there, and gets the usefulness of it
+certified also by the Trinity House. After long discoursing and
+considering all our stores and other things, as how the King hath resolved
+upon Captain Taylor
+
+ [Coventry, writing to Secretary Bennet (November 14th, 1664), refers
+ to the objections made to Taylor, and adds: "Thinks the King will
+ not easily consent to his rejection, as he is a man of great
+ abilities and dispatch, and was formerly laid aside at Chatham on
+ the Duchess of Albemarle's earnest interposition for another. He is
+ a fanatic, it is true, but all hands will be needed for the work cut
+ out; there is less danger of them in harbour than at sea, and profit
+ will convert most of them" ("Calendar of State Papers," Domestic,
+ 1664-65, p. 68).]
+
+and Colonell Middleton, the first to be Commissioner for Harwich and the
+latter for Portsmouth, I away to the 'Change, and there did very much
+business, so home to dinner, and Mr. Duke, our Secretary for the Fishery,
+dined with me. After dinner to discourse of our business, much to my
+content, and then he away, and I by water among the smiths on the other
+side, and to the alehouse with one and was near buying 4 or 5 anchors, and
+learned something worth my knowing of them, and so home and to my office,
+where late, with my head very full of business, and so away home to supper
+and to bed.
+
+5th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, at noon to the 'Change,
+and thence home to dinner, and so with my wife to the Duke's house to a
+play, "Macbeth," a pretty good play, but admirably acted. Thence home;
+the coach being forced to go round by London Wall home, because of the
+bonefires; the day being mightily observed in the City. To my office late
+at business, and then home to supper, and to bed.
+
+6th (Lord's day). Up and with my wife to church. Dined at home. And I
+all the afternoon close at my office drawing up some proposals to present
+to the Committee for the Fishery to-morrow, having a great good intention
+to be serviceable in the business if I can. At night, to supper with my
+uncle Wight, where very merry, and so home. To prayers and to bed.
+
+7th. Up and with Sir W. Batten to White Hall, where mighty thrusting
+about the Duke now upon his going. We were with him long. He advised us
+to follow our business close, and to be directed in his absence by the
+Committee of the Councell for the Navy. By and by a meeting of the
+Fishery, where the Duke was, but in such haste, and things looked so
+superficially over, that I had not a fit opportunity to propose my paper
+that I wrote yesterday, but I had chewed it to Mr. Gray and Wren before,
+who did like it most highly, as they said, and I think they would not
+dissemble in that manner in a business of this nature, but I see the
+greatest businesses are done so superficially that I wonder anything
+succeeds at all among us, that is publique. Thence somewhat vexed to see
+myself frustrated in the good I hoped to have done and a little reputation
+to have gained, and thence to my barber's, but Jane not being in the way I
+to my Lady Sandwich's, and there met my wife and dined, but I find that I
+dine as well myself, that is, as neatly, and my meat as good and
+well-dressed, as my good Lady do, in the absence of my Lord. Thence by
+water I to my barber's again, and did meet in the street my Jane, but
+could not talk with her, but only a word or two, and so by coach called my
+wife, and home, where at my office late, and then, it being washing day,
+to supper and to bed.
+
+8th. Up and to the office, where by and by Mr. Coventry come, and after
+doing a little business, took his leave of us, being to go to sea with the
+Duke to-morrow. At noon, I and Sir J. Minnes and Lord Barkeley (who with
+Sir J. Duncum, and Mr. Chichly, are made Masters of the Ordnance), to the
+office of the Ordnance, to discourse about wadding for guns. Thence to
+dinner, all of us to the Lieutenant's of the Tower; where a good dinner,
+but disturbed in the middle of it by the King's coming into the Tower: and
+so we broke up, and to him, and went up and down the store-houses and
+magazines; which are, with the addition of the new great store-house, a
+noble sight. He gone, I to my office, where Bagwell's wife staid for me,
+and together with her a good while, to meet again shortly. So all the
+afternoon at my office till late, and then to bed, joyed in my love and
+ability to follow my business. This day, Mr. Lever sent my wife a pair of
+silver candlesticks, very pretty ones. The first man that ever presented
+me, to whom I have not only done little service, but apparently did him
+the greatest disservice in his business of accounts, as Purser-Generall,
+of any man at the board.
+
+9th. Called up, as I had appointed, by H. Russell, between two and three
+o'clock, and I and my boy Tom by water with a gally down to the Hope, it
+being a fine starry night. Got thither by eight o'clock, and there, as
+expected, found the Charles, her mainmast setting. Commissioner Pett
+aboard. I up and down to see the ship I was so well acquainted with, and
+a great worke it is, the setting so great a mast. Thence the Commissioner
+and I on board Sir G. Ascue, in the Henery, who lacks men mightily, which
+makes me think that there is more believed to be in a man that hath
+heretofore been employed than truly there is; for one would never have
+thought, a month ago, that he would have wanted 1000 men at his heels.
+Nor do I think he hath much of a seaman in him: for he told me, says he,
+"Heretofore, we used to find our ships clear and ready, everything to our
+hands in the Downes. Now I come, and must look to see things done like a
+slave, things that I never minded, nor cannot look after." And by his
+discourse I find that he hath not minded anything in her at all. Thence
+not staying, the wind blowing hard, I made use of the Jemmy yacht and
+returned to the Tower in her, my boy being a very droll boy and good
+company. Home and eat something, and then shifted myself, and to White
+Hall, and there the King being in his Cabinet Council (I desiring to speak
+with Sir G. Carteret), I was called in, and demanded by the King himself
+many questions, to which I did give him full answers. There were at this
+Council my Lord Chancellor, Archbishop of Canterbury, Lord Treasurer, the
+two Secretarys, and Sir G. Carteret. Not a little contented at this
+chance of being made known to these persons, and called often by my name
+by the King, I to Mr. Pierces to take leave of him, but he not within, but
+saw her and made very little stay, but straight home to my office, where I
+did business, and then to supper and to bed. The Duke of York is this day
+gone away to Portsmouth.
+
+10th. Up, and not finding my things ready, I was so angry with Besse as
+to bid my wife for good and all to bid her provide herself a place, for
+though she be very good-natured, she hath no care nor memory of her
+business at all. So to the office, where vexed at the malice of Sir W.
+Batten and folly of Sir J. Minnes against Sir W. Warren, but I prevented,
+and shall do, though to my own disquiet and trouble. At noon dined with
+Sir W. Batten and the Auditors of the Exchequer at the Dolphin by Mr.
+Wayth's desire, and after dinner fell to business relating to Sir G.
+Carteret's account, and so home to the office, where Sir W. Batten begins,
+too fast, to shew his knavish tricks in giving what price he pleases for
+commodities. So abroad, intending to have spoke with my Lord Chancellor
+about the old business of his wood at Clarendon, but could not, and so
+home again, and late at my office, and then home to supper and bed. My
+little girle Susan is fallen sicke of the meazles, we fear, or, at least,
+of a scarlett feavour.
+
+11th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten to the Council Chamber
+at White Hall, to the Committee of the Lords for the Navy, where we were
+made to wait an houre or two before called in. In that time looking upon
+some books of heraldry of Sir Edward Walker's making, which are very fine,
+there I observed the Duke of Monmouth's armes are neatly done, and his
+title, "The most noble and high-born Prince, James Scott, Duke of
+Monmouth, &c.;" nor could Sir J. Minnes, nor any body there, tell whence
+he should take the name of Scott? And then I found my Lord Sandwich, his
+title under his armes is, "The most noble and mighty Lord, Edward, Earl of
+Sandwich, &c." Sir Edward Walker afterwards coming in, in discourse did
+say that there was none of the families of princes in Christendom that do
+derive themselves so high as Julius Caesar, nor so far by 1000 years, that
+can directly prove their rise; only some in Germany do derive themselves
+from the patrician familys of Rome, but that uncertainly; and, among other
+things, did much inveigh against the writing of romances, that 500 years
+hence being wrote of matters in general, true as the romance of Cleopatra,
+the world will not know which is the true and which the false. Here was a
+gentleman attending here that told us he saw the other day (and did bring
+the draught of it to Sir Francis Prigeon) of a monster born of an
+hostler's wife at Salisbury, two women children perfectly made, joyned at
+the lower part of their bellies, and every part perfect as two bodies, and
+only one payre of legs coming forth on one side from the middle where they
+were joined. It was alive 24 hours, and cried and did as all hopefull
+children do; but, being showed too much to people, was killed. By and by
+we were called in, where a great many lords: Annesly in the chair. But,
+Lord! to see what work they will make us, and what trouble we shall have
+to inform men in a business they are to begin to know, when the greatest
+of our hurry is, is a thing to be lamented; and I fear the consequence
+will be bad to us. Thence I by coach to the 'Change, and thence home to
+dinner, my head akeing mightily with much business. Our little girl
+better than she was yesterday. After dinner out again by coach to my Lord
+Chancellor's, but could not speak with him, then up and down to seek Sir
+Ph. Warwicke, Sir G. Carteret, and my Lord Berkely, but failed in all, and
+so home and there late at business. Among other things Mr. Turner making
+his complaint to me how my clerks do all the worke and get all the profit,
+and he hath no comfort, nor cannot subsist, I did make him apprehend how
+he is beholding to me more than to any body for my suffering him to act as
+Pourveyour of petty provisions, and told him so largely my little value of
+any body's favour, that I believe he will make no complaints again a good
+while. So home to supper and to bed, after prayers, and having my boy and
+Mercer give me some, each of them some, musique.
+
+12th. Up, being frighted that Mr. Coventry was come to towne and now at
+the office, so I run down without eating or drinking or washing to the
+office and it proved my Lord Berkeley. There all the morning, at noon to
+the 'Change, and so home to dinner, Mr. Wayth with me, and then to the
+office, where mighty busy till very late, but I bless God I go through
+with it very well and hope I shall.
+
+13th (Lord's day). This morning to church, where mighty sport, to hear
+our clerke sing out of tune, though his master sits by him that begins and
+keeps the tune aloud for the parish. Dined at home very well, and spent
+all the afternoon with my wife within doors, and getting a speech out of
+Hamlett, "To bee or not to bee,"' without book. In the evening to sing
+psalms, and in come Mr. Hill to see me, and then he and I and the boy
+finely to sing, and so anon broke up after much pleasure, he gone I to
+supper, and so prayers and to bed.
+
+14th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten to White Hall, to the Lords of the
+Admiralty, and there did our business betimes. Thence to Sir Philip
+Warwicke about Navy business: and my Lord Ashly; and afterwards to my Lord
+Chancellor, who is very well pleased with me, and my carrying of his
+business. And so to the 'Change, where mighty busy; and so home to
+dinner, where Mr. Creed and Moore: and after dinner I to my Lord
+Treasurer's, to Sir Philip Warwicke there, and then to White Hall, to the
+Duke of Albemarle, about Tangier; and then homeward to the Coffee-house to
+hear newes. And it seems the Dutch, as I afterwards found by Mr.
+Coventry's letters, have stopped a ship of masts of Sir W. Warren's,
+coming for us in a Swede's ship, which they will not release upon Sir G.
+Downing's claiming her: which appears as the first act of hostility; and
+is looked upon as so by Mr. Coventry. The Elias,' coming from New England
+(Captain Hill, commander), is sunk; only the captain and a few men saved.
+She foundered in the sea. So home, where infinite busy till 12 at night,
+and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+15th. That I might not be too fine for the business I intend this day, I
+did leave off my fine new cloth suit lined with plush and put on my poor
+black suit, and after office done (where much business, but little done),
+I to the 'Change, and thence Bagwell's wife with much ado followed me
+through Moorfields to a blind alehouse, and there I did caress her and eat
+and drink, and many hard looks and sooth the poor wretch did give me, and
+I think verily was troubled at what I did, but at last after many
+protestings by degrees I did arrive at what I would, with great pleasure,
+and then in the evening, it raining, walked into town to where she knew
+where she was, and then I took coach and to White Hall to a Committee of
+Tangier, where, and every where else, I thank God, I find myself growing
+in repute; and so home, and late, very late, at business, nobody minding
+it but myself, and so home to bed, weary and full of thoughts. Businesses
+grow high between the Dutch and us on every side.
+
+16th. My wife not being well, waked in the night, and strange to see how
+dead sleep our people sleep that she was fain to ring an hour before any
+body would wake. At last one rose and helped my wife, and so to sleep
+again. Up and to my business, and then to White Hall, there to attend the
+Lords Commissioners, and so directly home and dined with Sir W. Batten and
+my Lady, and after dinner had much discourse tending to profit with Sir W.
+Batten, how to get ourselves into the prize office
+
+ [The Calendars of State Papers are full of references to
+ applications for Commissionerships of the Prize Office. In
+ December, 1664, the Navy Committee appointed themselves the
+ Commissioners for Prize Goods, Sir Henry Bennet being appointed
+ comptroller, and Lord Ashley treasurer.]
+
+or some other fair way of obliging the King to consider us in our
+extraordinary pains. Then to the office, and there all the afternoon very
+busy, and so till past 12 at night, and so home to bed. This day my wife
+went to the burial of a little boy of W. Joyce's.
+
+17th. Up and to my office, and there all the morning mighty busy, and
+taking upon me to tell the Comptroller how ill his matters were done, and
+I think indeed if I continue thus all the business of the office will come
+upon me whether I will or no. At noon to the 'Change, and then home with
+Creed to dinner, and thence I to the office, where close at it all the
+afternoon till 12 at night, and then home to supper and to bed. This day
+I received from Mr. Foley, but for me to pay for it, if I like it, an iron
+chest, having now received back some money I had laid out for the King,
+and I hope to have a good sum of money by me, thereby, in a few days, I
+think above L800. But when I come home at night, I could not find the way
+to open it; but, which is a strange thing, my little girle Susan could
+carry it alone from one table clear from the ground and set upon another,
+when neither I nor anyone in my house but Jane the cook-mayde could do it.
+
+18th. Up and to the office, and thence to the Committee of the Fishery at
+White Hall, where so poor simple doings about the business of the Lottery,
+that I was ashamed to see it, that a thing so low and base should have any
+thing to do with so noble an undertaking. But I had the advantage this
+day to hear Mr. Williamson discourse, who come to be a contractor with
+others for the Lotterys, and indeed I find he is a very logicall man and a
+good speaker. But it was so pleasant to see my Lord Craven, the
+chaireman, before many persons of worth and grave, use this comparison in
+saying that certainly these that would contract for all the lotteries
+would not suffer us to set up the Virginia lottery for plate before them,
+"For," says he, "if I occupy a wench first, you may occupy her again your
+heart out you can never have her maidenhead after I have once had it,"
+which he did more loosely, and yet as if he had fetched a most grave and
+worthy instance. They made mirth, but I and others were ashamed of it.
+Thence to the 'Change and thence home to dinner, and thence to the office
+a good while, and thence to the Council chamber at White Hall to speake
+with Sir G. Carteret, and here by accident heard a great and famous cause
+between Sir G. Lane and one Mr. Phill. Whore, an Irish business about Sir
+G. Lane's endeavouring to reverse a decree of the late Commissioners of
+Ireland in a Rebells case for his land, which the King had given as
+forfeited to Sir G. Lane, for whom the Sollicitor did argue most angell
+like, and one of the Commissioners, Baron, did argue for the other and for
+himself and his brethren who had decreed it. But the Sollicitor do so pay
+the Commissioners, how four all along did act for the Papists, and three
+only for the Protestants, by which they were overvoted, but at last one
+word (which was omitted in the Sollicitor's repeating of an Act of
+Parliament in the case) being insisted on by the other part, the
+Sollicitor was put to a great stop, and I could discern he could not tell
+what to say, but was quite out. Thence home well pleased with this
+accident, and so home to my office, where late, and then to supper and to
+bed. This day I had a letter from Mr. Coventry, that tells me that my
+Lord Brunkard is to be one of our Commissioners, of which I am very glad,
+if any more must be.
+
+19th. All the morning at the office, and without dinner down by galley up
+and down the river to visit the yards and ships now ordered forth with
+great delight, and so home to supper, and then to office late to write
+letters, then home to bed.
+
+20th (Lord's day). Up, and with my wife to church, where Pegg Pen very
+fine in her new coloured silk suit laced with silver lace. Dined at home,
+and Mr. Sheply, lately come to town, with me. A great deal of ordinary
+discourse with him. Among other things praying him to speak to Stankes to
+look after our business. With him and in private with Mr. Bodham talking
+of our ropeyarde stores at Woolwich, which are mighty low, even to
+admiration. They gone, in the evening comes Mr. Andrews and sings with
+us, and he gone, I to Sir W. Batten's, where Sir J. Minnes and he and I to
+talk about our letter to my Lord Treasurer, where his folly and simple
+confidence so great in a report so ridiculous that he hath drawn up to
+present to my Lord, nothing of it being true, that I was ashamed, and did
+roundly and in many words for an houre together talk boldly to him, which
+pleased Sir W. Batten and my Lady, but I was in the right, and was the
+willinger to do so before them, that they might see that I am somebody,
+and shall serve him so in his way another time. So home vexed at this
+night's passage, for I had been very hot with him, so to supper and to
+bed, out of order with this night's vexation.
+
+21st. Up, and with them to the Lords at White Hall, where they do single
+me out to speake to and to hear, much to my content, and received their
+commands, particularly in several businesses. Thence by their order to
+the Attorney General's about a new warrant for Captain Taylor which I
+shall carry for him to be Commissioner in spite of Sir W. Batten, and yet
+indeed it is not I, but the ability of the man, that makes the Duke and
+Mr. Coventry stand by their choice. I to the 'Change and there staid long
+doing business, and this day for certain newes is come that Teddiman hath
+brought in eighteen or twenty Dutchmen, merchants, their Bourdeaux fleete,
+and two men of wary to Portsmouth.
+
+ [Captain Sir Thomas Teddiman (or Tyddiman) had been appointed
+ Rear-Admiral of Lord Sandwich's squadron of the English fleet. In a
+ letter from Sir William Coventry to Secretary Bennet, dated November
+ 13th, 1664, we read, "Rear Admiral Teddeman with four or five ships
+ has gone to course in the Channel, and if he meet any refractory
+ Dutchmen will teach them their duty" ("Calendar of State Papers,"
+ Domestic, 1664.-65, p. 66).]
+
+And I had letters this afternoon, that three are brought into the Downes
+and Dover; so that the warr is begun: God give a good end to it! After
+dinner at home all the afternoon busy, and at night with Sir W. Batten and
+Sir J. Minnes looking over the business of stating the accounts of the
+navy charge to my Lord Treasurer, where Sir J. Minnes's paper served us in
+no stead almost, but was all false, and after I had done it with great
+pains, he being by, I am confident he understands not one word in it. At
+it till 10 at night almost. Thence by coach to Sir Philip Warwicke's, by
+his desire to have conferred with him, but he being in bed, I to White
+Hall to the Secretaries, and there wrote to Mr. Coventry, and so home by
+coach again, a fine clear moonshine night, but very cold. Home to my
+office awhile, it being past 12 at night; and so to supper and to bed.
+
+22nd. At the office all the morning. Sir G. Carteret, upon a motion of
+Sir W. Batten's, did promise, if we would write a letter to him, to shew
+it to the King on our behalf touching our desire of being Commissioners of
+the Prize office. I wrote a letter to my mind and, after eating a bit at
+home (Mr. Sheply dining and taking his leave of me), abroad and to Sir G.
+Carteret with the letter and thence to my Lord Treasurer's; wherewith Sir
+Philip Warwicke long studying all we could to make the last year swell as
+high as we could. And it is much to see how he do study for the King, to
+do it to get all the money from the Parliament all he can: and I shall be
+serviceable to him therein, to help him to heads upon which to enlarge the
+report of the expense. He did observe to me how obedient this Parliament
+was for awhile, and the last sitting how they begun to differ, and to carp
+at the King's officers; and what they will do now, he says, is to make
+agreement for the money, for there is no guess to be made of it. He told
+me he was prepared to convince the Parliament that the Subsidys are a most
+ridiculous tax (the four last not rising to L40,000), and unequall. He
+talks of a tax of Assessment of L70,000 for five years; the people to be
+secured that it shall continue no longer than there is really a warr; and
+the charges thereof to be paid. He told me, that one year of the late
+Dutch warr cost L1,623,000. Thence to my Lord Chancellor's, and there
+staid long with Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes, to speak with my lord
+about our Prize Office business; but, being sicke and full of visitants,
+we could not speak with him, and so away home. Where Sir Richard Ford did
+meet us with letters from Holland this day, that it is likely the Dutch
+fleete will not come out this year; they have not victuals to keep them
+out, and it is likely they will be frozen before they can get back.
+Captain Cocke is made Steward for sick and wounded seamen. So home to
+supper, where troubled to hear my poor boy Tom has a fit of the stone, or
+some other pain like it. I must consult Mr. Holliard for him. So at one
+in the morning home to bed.
+
+23rd. Up and to my office, where close all the morning about my Lord
+Treasurer's accounts, and at noon home to dinner, and then to the office
+all the afternoon very busy till very late at night, and then to supper
+and to bed. This evening Mr. Hollyard came to me and told me that he hath
+searched my boy, and he finds he hath a stone in his bladder, which
+grieves me to the heart, he being a good-natured and well-disposed boy,
+and more that it should be my misfortune to have him come to my house. Sir
+G. Carteret was here this afternoon; and strange to see how we plot to
+make the charge of this warr to appear greater than it is, because of
+getting money.
+
+24th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy answering of
+people. About noon out with Commissioner Pett, and he and I to a
+Coffee-house, to drink jocolatte, very good; and so by coach to
+Westminster, being the first day of the Parliament's meeting. After the
+House had received the King's speech, and what more he had to say,
+delivered in writing, the Chancellor being sicke, it rose, and I with Sir
+Philip Warwicke home and conferred our matters about the charge of the
+Navy, and have more to give him in the excessive charge of this year's
+expense. I dined with him, and Mr. Povy with us and Sir Edmund Pooly, a
+fine gentleman, and Mr. Chichly, and fine discourse we had and fine talke,
+being proud to see myself accepted in such company and thought better than
+I am. After dinner Sir Philip and I to talk again, and then away home to
+the office, where sat late; beginning our sittings now in the afternoon,
+because of the Parliament; and they being rose, I to my office, where late
+till almost one o'clock, and then home to bed.
+
+25th. Up and at my office all the morning, to prepare an account of the
+charge we have been put to extraordinary by the Dutch already; and I have
+brought it to appear L852,700; but God knows this is only a scare to the
+Parliament, to make them give the more money. Thence to the Parliament
+House, and there did give it to Sir Philip Warwicke; the House being hot
+upon giving the King a supply of money, and I by coach to the 'Change and
+took up Mr. Jenings along with me (my old acquaintance), he telling me the
+mean manner that Sir Samuel Morland lives near him, in a house he hath
+bought and laid out money upon, in all to the value of L1200, but is
+believed to be a beggar; and so I ever thought he would be. From the
+'Change with Mr. Deering and Luellin to the White Horse tavern in Lombard
+Street, and there dined with them, he giving me a dish of meat to
+discourse in order to my serving Deering, which I am already obliged to
+do, and shall do it, and would be glad he were a man trusty that I might
+venture something along with him. Thence home, and by and by in the
+evening took my wife out by coach, leaving her at Unthanke's while I to
+White Hall and to Westminster Hall, where I have not been to talk a great
+while, and there hear that Mrs. Lane and her husband live a sad life
+together, and he is gone to be a paymaster to a company to Portsmouth to
+serve at sea. She big with child. Thence I home, calling my wife, and at
+Sir W. Batten's hear that the House have given the King L2,500,000 to be
+paid for this warr, only for the Navy, in three years' time; which is a
+joyfull thing to all the King's party I see, but was much opposed by Mr.
+Vaughan and others, that it should be so much. So home and to supper and
+to bed.
+
+26th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning. Home a while to
+dinner and then to the office, where very late busy till quite weary, but
+contented well with my dispatch of business, and so home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+27th (Lord's day). To church in the morning, then dined at home, and to
+my office, and there all the afternoon setting right my business of
+flaggs, and after all my pains find reason not to be sorry, because I
+think it will bring me considerable profit. In the evening come Mr.
+Andrews and Hill, and we sung, with my boy, Ravenscroft's 4-part psalms,
+most admirable musique. Then (Andrews not staying) we to supper, and
+after supper fell into the rarest discourse with Mr. Hill about Rome and
+Italy; but most pleasant that I ever had in my life. At it very late and
+then to bed.
+
+28th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and W. Batten to White Hall, but no
+Committee of Lords (which is like to do the King's business well). So to
+Westminster, and there to Jervas's and was a little while with Jane, and
+so to London by coach and to the Coffee-house, where certain news of our
+peace made by Captain Allen with Argier, which is good news; and that the
+Dutch have sent part of their fleete round by Scotland; and resolve to pay
+off the rest half-pay, promising the rest in the Spring, hereby keeping
+their men. But how true this, I know not. Home to dinner, then come Dr.
+Clerke to speak with me about sick and wounded men, wherein he is like to
+be concerned. After him Mr. Cutler, and much talk with him, and with him
+to White Hall, to have waited on the Lords by order, but no meeting,
+neither to-night, which will spoil all. I think I shall get something by
+my discourse with Cutler. So home, and after being at my office an hour
+with Mr. Povy talking about his business of Tangier, getting him some
+money allowed him for freight of ships, wherein I hope to get something
+too. He gone, home hungry and almost sick for want of eating, and so to
+supper and to bed.
+
+29th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten to the Committee of Lords at the Council
+Chamber, where Sir G. Carteret told us what he had said to the King, and
+how the King inclines to our request of making us Commissioners of the
+Prize office, but meeting him anon in the gallery, he tells me that my
+Lord Barkely is angry we should not acquaint him with it, so I found out
+my Lord and pacified him, but I know not whether he was so in earnest or
+no, for he looked very frowardly. Thence to the Parliament House, and
+with Sir W. Batten home and dined with him, my wife being gone to my Lady
+Sandwich's, and then to the office, where we sat all the afternoon, and I
+at my office till past 12 at night, and so home to bed. This day I hear
+that the King should say that the Dutch do begin to comply with him. Sir
+John Robinson told Sir W. Batten that he heard the King say so. I pray
+God it may be so.
+
+30th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes to the Committee of
+the Lords, and there did our business; but, Lord! what a sorry dispatch
+these great persons give to business. Thence to the 'Change, and there
+hear the certainty and circumstances of the Dutch having called in their
+fleete and paid their men half-pay, the other to be paid them upon their
+being ready upon beat of drum to come to serve them again, and in the
+meantime to have half-pay. This is said. Thence home to dinner, and so to
+my office all the afternoon. In the evening my wife and Sir W. Warren
+with me to White Hall, sending her with the coach to see her father and
+mother. He and I up to Sir G. Carteret, and first I alone and then both
+had discourse with him about things of the Navy, and so I and he calling
+my wife at Unthanke's, home again, and long together talking how to order
+things in a new contract for Norway goods, as well to the King's as to his
+advantage. He gone, I to my monthly accounts, and, bless God! I find I
+have increased my last balance, though but little; but I hope ere long to
+get more. In the meantime praise God for what I have, which is L1209.
+So, with my heart glad to see my accounts fall so right in this time of
+mixing of monies and confusion, I home to bed.
+
+ ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:
+
+ About several businesses, hoping to get money by them
+ After many protestings by degrees I did arrive at what I would
+ All ended in love
+ Below what people think these great people say and do
+ Even to the having bad words with my wife, and blows too
+ Expected musique, the missing of which spoiled my dinner
+ Gadding abroad to look after beauties
+ Greatest businesses are done so superficially
+ Little children employed, every one to do something
+ Meazles, we fear, or, at least, of a scarlett feavour
+ My leg fell in a hole broke on the bridge
+ My wife was angry with me for not coming home, and for gadding
+ Not the greatest wits, but the steady man
+ Rotten teeth and false, set in with wire
+ Till 12 at night, and then home to supper and to bed
+ What a sorry dispatch these great persons give to business
+ What is there more to be had of a woman than the possessing her
+ Where a trade hath once been and do decay, it never recovers
+
+
+
+
+
+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+ MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ DECEMBER
+ 1664
+
+December 1st. Up betimes and to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier, and
+so straight home and hard to my business at my office till noon, then to
+dinner, and so to my office, and by and by we sat all the afternoon, then
+to my office again till past one in the morning, and so home to supper and
+to bed.
+
+2nd. Lay long in bed. Then up and to the office, where busy all the
+morning. At home dined. After dinner with my wife and Mercer to the
+Duke's House, and there saw "The Rivalls," which I had seen before; but
+the play not good, nor anything but the good actings of Betterton and his
+wife and Harris. Thence homeward, and the coach broke with us in
+Lincoln's Inn Fields, and so walked to Fleete Streete, and there took
+coach and home, and to my office, whither by and by comes Captain Cocke,
+and then Sir W. Batten, and we all to Sir J. Minnes, and I did give them a
+barrel of oysters I had given to me, and so there sat and talked, where
+good discourse of the late troubles, they knowing things, all of them,
+very well; and Cocke, from the King's own mouth, being then entrusted
+himself much, do know particularly that the King's credulity to Cromwell's
+promises, private to him, against the advice of his friends and the
+certain discovery of the practices and discourses of Cromwell in council
+(by Major Huntington)
+
+ [According to Clarendon the officer here alluded to was a major in
+ Cromwell's own regiment of horse, and employed by him to treat with
+ Charles I. whilst at Hampton Court; but being convinced of the
+ insincerity of the proceeding, communicated his suspicions to that
+ monarch, and immediately gave up his commission. We hear no more of
+ Huntington till the Restoration, when his name occurs with those of
+ many other officers, who tendered their services to the king. His
+ reasons for laying down his commission are printed in Thurloe's
+ "State Papers" and Maseres's "Tracts."--B.]
+
+did take away his life and nothing else. Then to some loose atheisticall
+discourse of Cocke's, when he was almost drunk, and then about 11 o'clock
+broke up, and I to my office, to fit up an account for Povy, wherein I
+hope to get something. At it till almost two o'clock, then to supper and
+to bed.
+
+3rd. Up, and at the office all the morning, and at noon to Mr. Cutler's,
+and there dined with Sir W. Rider and him, and thence Sir W. Rider and I
+by coach to White Hall to a Committee of the Fishery; there only to hear
+Sir Edward Ford's proposal about farthings, wherein, O God! to see almost
+every body interested for him; only my Lord Annesly, who is a grave,
+serious man. My Lord Barkeley was there, but is the most hot, fiery man
+in discourse, without any cause, that ever I saw, even to breach of
+civility to my Lord Anglesey, in his discourse opposing to my Lord's. At
+last, though without much satisfaction to me, it was voted that it should
+be requested of the King, and that Sir Edward Ford's proposal is the best
+yet made. Thence by coach home. The Duke of Yorke being expected
+to-night with great joy from Portsmouth, after his having been abroad at
+sea three or four days with the fleete; and the Dutch are all drawn into
+their harbours. But it seems like a victory: and a matter of some
+reputation to us it is, and blemish to them; but in no degree like what it
+is esteemed at, the weather requiring them to do so. Home and at my
+office late, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+4th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up and to my office, there to
+dispatch a business in order to the getting something out of the Tangier
+business, wherein I have an opportunity to get myself paid upon the score
+of freight. I hope a good sum. At noon home to dinner, and then in the
+afternoon to church. So home, and by and by comes Mr. Hill and Andrews,
+and sung together long and with great content. Then to supper and broke
+up. Pretty discourse, very pleasant and ingenious, and so to my office a
+little, and then home (after prayers) to bed. This day I hear the Duke of
+Yorke is come to towne, though expected last night, as I observed, but by
+what hindrance stopped I can't tell.
+
+5th. Up, and to White Hall with Sir J. Minnes; and there, among an
+infinite crowd of great persons, did kiss the Duke's hand; but had no time
+to discourse. Thence up and down the gallery, and got my Lord of
+Albemarle's hand to my bill for Povy, but afterwards was asked some scurvy
+questions by Povy about my demands, which troubled [me], but will do no
+great hurt I think. Thence vexed home, and there by appointment comes my
+cozen Roger Pepys and Mrs. Turner, and dined with me, and very merry we
+were. They staid all the afternoon till night, and then after I had
+discoursed an hour with Sir W. Warren plainly declaring my resolution to
+desert him if he goes on to join with Castle, who and his family I, for
+great provocation, love not, which he takes with some trouble, but will
+concur in everything with me, he says. Now I am loth, I confess, to lose
+him, he having been the best friend I have had ever in this office. So he
+being gone, we all, it being night, in Madam Turner's coach to her house,
+there to see, as she tells us, how fat Mrs. The. is grown, and so I find
+her, but not as I expected, but mightily pleased I am to hear the mother
+commend her daughter Betty that she is like to be a great beauty, and she
+sets much by her. Thence I to White Hall, and there saw Mr. Coventry come
+to towne, and, with all my heart, am glad to see him, but could have no
+talke with him, he being but just come. Thence back and took up my wife,
+and home, where a while, and then home to supper and to bed.
+
+5th. Up, and in Sir W. Batten's coach to White Hall, but the Duke being
+gone forth, I to Westminster Hall, and there spent much time till towards
+noon to and fro with people. So by and by Mrs. Lane comes and plucks me
+by the cloak to speak to me, and I was fain to go to her shop, and
+pretending to buy some bands made her go home, and by and by followed her,
+and there did what I would with her, and so after many discourses and her
+intreating me to do something for her husband, which I promised to do, and
+buying a little band of her, which I intend to keep to, I took leave,
+there coming a couple of footboys to her with a coach to fetch her abroad
+I know not to whom. She is great with child, and she says I must be
+godfather, but I do not intend it. Thence by coach to the Old Exchange,
+and there hear that the Dutch are fitting their ships out again, which
+puts us to new discourse, and to alter our thoughts of the Dutch, as to
+their want of courage or force. Thence by appointment to the White Horse
+Taverne in Lumbard Streete, and there dined with my Lord Rutherford, Povy,
+Mr. Gauden, Creed, and others, and very merry, and after dinner among
+other things Povy and I withdrew, and I plainly told him that I was
+concerned in profit, but very justly, in this business of the Bill that I
+have been these two or three days about, and he consents to it, and it
+shall be paid. He tells me how he believes, and in part knows, Creed to
+be worth L10,000; nay, that now and then he [Povy] hath three or L4,000 in
+his hands, for which he gives the interest that the King gives, which is
+ten per cent., and that Creed do come and demand it every three months the
+interest to be paid him, which Povy looks upon as a cunning and mean
+tricke of him; but for all that, he will do and is very rich. Thence to
+the office, where we sat and where Mr. Coventry came the first time after
+his return from sea, which I was glad of. So after office to my office,
+and then home to supper, and to my office again, and then late home to
+bed.
+
+7th. Lay long, then up, and among others Bagwell's wife coming to speak
+with me put new thoughts of folly into me which I am troubled at. Thence
+after doing business at my office, I by coach to my Lady Sandwich's, and
+there dined with her, and found all well and merry. Thence to White Hall,
+and we waited on the Duke, who looks better than he did, methinks, before
+his voyage; and, I think, a little more stern than he used to do. Thence
+to the Temple to my cozen Roger Pepys, thinking to have met the Doctor to
+have discoursed our business, but he came not, so I home, and there by
+agreement came my Lord Rutherford, Povy, Gauden, Creed, Alderman
+Backewell, about Tangier business of accounts between Rutherford and
+Gauden. Here they were with me an hour or more, then after drinking away,
+and Povy and Creed staid and eat with me; but I was sorry I had no better
+cheer for Povy; for the foole may be useful, and is a cunning fellow in
+his way, which is a strange one, and that, that I meet not in any other
+man, nor can describe in him. They late with me, and when gone my boy and
+I to musique, and then to bed.
+
+8th. Up, and to my office, where all the morning busy. At noon dined at
+home, and then to the office, where we sat all the afternoon. In the
+evening comes my aunt and uncle Wight, Mrs. Norbury, and her daughter, and
+after them Mr. Norbury, where no great pleasure, my aunt being out of
+humour in her fine clothes, and it raining hard. Besides, I was a little
+too bold with her about her doating on Dr. Venner. Anon they went away,
+and I till past 12 at night at my office, and then home to bed.
+
+9th. Up betimes and walked to Mr. Povy's, and there, not without some few
+troublesome questions of his, I got a note, and went and received L117 5s.
+of Alderman Viner upon my pretended freight of the "William" for Tangier,
+which overbears me on one side with joy and on the other to think of my
+condition if I shall be called into examination about it, and (though in
+strictness it is due) not be able to give a good account of it. Home with
+it, and there comes Captain Taylor to me, and he and I did set even the
+business of the ship Union lately gone for Tangier, wherein I hope to get
+L50 more, for all which the Lord be praised. At noon home to dinner, Mr.
+Hunt and his wife with us, and very pleasant. Then in the afternoon I
+carried them home by coach, and I to Westminster Hall, and thence to
+Gervas's, and there find I cannot prevail with Jane to go forth with me,
+but though I took a good occasion of going to the Trumpet she declined
+coming, which vexed me. 'Je avait grande envie envers elle, avec vrai
+amour et passion'. Thence home and to my office till one in the morning,
+setting to rights in writing this day's two accounts of Povy and Taylor,
+and then quietly to bed. This day I had several letters from several
+places, of our bringing in great numbers of Dutch ships.
+
+10th. Lay long, at which I am ashamed, because of so many people
+observing it that know not how late I sit up, and for fear of Sir W.
+Batten's speaking of it to others, he having staid for me a good while. At
+the office all the morning, where comes my Lord Brunkard with his patent
+in his hand, and delivered it to Sir J. Minnes and myself, we alone being
+there all the day, and at noon I in his coach with him to the 'Change,
+where he set me down; a modest civil person he seems to be, but wholly
+ignorant in the business of the Navy as possible, but I hope to make a
+friend of him, being a worthy man. Thence after hearing the great newes
+of so many Dutchmen being brought in to Portsmouth and elsewhere, which it
+is expected will either put them upon present revenge or despair, I with
+Sir W. Rider and Cutler to dinner all alone to the Great James, where good
+discourse, and, I hope, occasion of getting something hereafter. After
+dinner to White Hall to the Fishery, where the Duke was with us. So home,
+and late at my office, writing many letters, then home to supper and to
+bed. Yesterday come home, and this night I visited Sir W. Pen, who
+dissembles great respect and love to me, but I understand him very well.
+Major Holmes is come from Guinny, and is now at Plymouth with great
+wealth, they say.
+
+11th (Lord's day). Up and to church alone in the morning. Dined at home,
+mighty pleasantly. In the afternoon I to the French church, where much
+pleased with the three sisters of the parson, very handsome, especially in
+their noses, and sing prettily. I heard a good sermon of the old man,
+touching duty to parents. Here was Sir Samuel Morland and his lady very
+fine, with two footmen in new liverys (the church taking much notice of
+them), and going into their coach after sermon with great gazeing. So I
+home, and my cozen, Mary Pepys's husband, comes after me, and told me that
+out of the money he received some months since he did receive 18d. too
+much, and did now come and give it me, which was very pretty. So home,
+and there found Mr. Andrews and his lady, a well-bred and a tolerable
+pretty woman, and by and by Mr. Hill and to singing, and then to supper,
+then to sing again, and so good night. To prayers and tonight [bed]. It
+is a little strange how these Psalms of Ravenscroft after 2 or 3 times
+singing prove but the same again, though good. No diversity appearing at
+all almost.
+
+12th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten by coach to White Hall, where all of us
+with the Duke; Mr. Coventry privately did tell me the reason of his advice
+against our pretences to the Prize Office (in his letter from Portsmouth),
+because he knew that the King and the Duke had resolved to put in some
+Parliament men that have deserved well, and that would needs be obliged,
+by putting them in. Thence homeward, called at my bookseller's and
+bespoke some books against the year's out, and then to the 'Change, and so
+home to dinner, and then to the office, where my Lord Brunkard comes and
+reads over part of our Instructions in the Navy--and I expounded it to
+him, so he is become my disciple. He gone, comes Cutler to tell us that
+the King of France hath forbid any canvass to be carried out of his
+kingdom, and I to examine went with him to the East India house to see a
+letter, but came too late. So home again, and there late till 12 at night
+at my office, and then home to supper and to bed. This day (to see how
+things are ordered in the world), I had a command from the Earle of
+Sandwich, at Portsmouth, not to be forward with Mr. Cholmly and Sir J.
+Lawson about the Mole at Tangier, because that what I do therein will
+(because of his friendship to me known) redound against him, as if I had
+done it upon his score. So I wrote to my Lord my mistake, and am
+contented to promise never to pursue it more, which goes against my mind
+with all my heart.
+
+13th. Lay long in bed, then up, and many people to speak with me. Then
+to my office, and dined at noon at home, then to the office again, where
+we sat all the afternoon, and then home at night to a little supper, and
+so after my office again at 12 at night home to bed.
+
+14th. Up, and after a while at the office, I abroad in several places,
+among others to my bookseller's, and there spoke for several books against
+New Year's day, I resolving to lay out about L7 or L8, God having given me
+some profit extraordinary of late; and bespoke also some plate, spoons,
+and forks. I pray God keep me from too great expenses, though these will
+still be pretty good money. Then to the 'Change, and I home to dinner,
+where Creed and Mr. Caesar, my boy's lute master, who plays indeed mighty
+finely, and after dinner I abroad, parting from Creed, and away to and
+fro, laying out or preparing for laying out more money, but I hope and
+resolve not to exceed therein, and to-night spoke for some fruit for the
+country for my father against Christmas, and where should I do it, but at
+the pretty woman's, that used to stand at the doore in Fanchurch Streete,
+I having a mind to know her. So home, and late at my office, evening
+reckonings with Shergoll, hoping to get money by the business, and so away
+home to supper and to bed, not being very well through my taking cold of
+late, and so troubled with some wind.
+
+15th. Called up very betimes by Mr. Cholmly, and with him a good while
+about some of his Tangier accounts; and, discoursing of the condition of
+Tangier, he did give me the whole account of the differences between
+Fitzgerald and Norwood, which were very high on both sides, but most
+imperious and base on Fitzgerald's, and yet through my Lord FitzHarding's
+means, the Duke of York is led rather to blame Norwood and to speake that
+he should be called home, than be sensible of the other. He is a creature
+of FitzHarding's, as a fellow that may be done with what he will, and,
+himself certainly pretending to be Generall of the King's armies, when
+Monk dyeth, desires to have as few great or wise men in employment as he
+can now, but such as he can put in and keep under, which he do this
+coxcomb Fitzgerald. It seems, of all mankind there is no man so led by
+another as the Duke is by Lord Muskerry and this FitzHarding. insomuch, as
+when the King would have him to be Privy-Purse, the Duke wept, and said,
+"But, Sir, I must have your promise, if you will have my dear Charles from
+me, that if ever you have occasion for an army again, I may have him with
+me; believing him to be the best commander of an army in the world." But
+Mr. Cholmly thinks, as all other men I meet with do, that he is a very
+ordinary fellow. It is strange how the Duke also do love naturally, and
+affect the Irish above the English. He, of the company he carried with
+him to sea, took above two-thirds Irish and French. He tells me the King
+do hate my Lord Chancellor; and that they, that is the King and my Lord
+FitzHarding, do laugh at him for a dull fellow; and in all this business
+of the Dutch war do nothing by his advice, hardly consulting him. Only he
+is a good minister in other respects, and the King cannot be without him;
+but, above all, being the Duke's father-in-law, he is kept in; otherwise
+FitzHarding were able to fling down two of him. This, all the wise and
+grave lords see, and cannot help it; but yield to it. But he bemoans what
+the end of it may be, the King being ruled by these men, as he hath been
+all along since his coming; to the razing all the strong-holds in
+Scotland, and giving liberty to the Irish in Ireland, whom Cromwell had
+settled all in one corner; who are now able, and it is feared everyday a
+massacre again among them. He being gone I abroad to the carrier's, to
+see some things sent away to my father against Christmas, and thence to
+Moorfields, and there up and down to several houses to drink to look for a
+place 'pour rencontrer la femme de je sais quoi' against next Monday, but
+could meet none. So to the Coffeehouse, where great talke of the Comet
+seen in several places; and among our men at sea, and by my Lord Sandwich,
+to whom I intend to write about it to-night. Thence home to dinner, and
+then to the office, where all the afternoon, and in the evening home to
+supper, and then to the office late, and so to bed. This night I begun to
+burn wax candles in my closett at the office, to try the charge, and to
+see whether the smoke offends like that of tallow candles.
+
+16th. Up, and by water to Deptford, thinking to have met 'la femme de'
+Bagwell, but failed, and having done some business at the yard, I back
+again, it being a fine fresh morning to walk. Back again, Mr. Wayth
+walking with me to Half-Way House talking about Mr. Castle's fine knees
+lately delivered in. In which I am well informed that they are not as
+they should be to make them knees, and I hope shall make good use of it to
+the King's service. Thence home, and having dressed myself, to the
+'Change, and thence home to dinner, and so abroad by coach with my wife,
+and bought a looking glasse by the Old Exchange, which costs me L5 5s. and
+6s. for the hooks. A very fair glasse. So toward my cozen Scott's, but
+meeting my Lady Sandwich's coach, my wife turned back to follow them,
+thinking they might, as they did, go to visit her, and I 'light and to
+Mrs. Harman, and there staid and talked in her shop with her, and much
+pleased I am with her. We talked about Anthony Joyce's giving over trade
+and that he intends to live in lodgings, which is a very mad, foolish
+thing. She tells me she hears and believes it is because he, being now
+begun to be called on offices, resolves not to take the new oathe, he
+having formerly taken the Covenant or Engagement, but I think he do very
+simply and will endeavour for his wife's sake to advise him therein.
+Thence to my cozen Scott's, and there met my cozen Roger Pepys, and Mrs.
+Turner, and The. and Joyce, and prated all the while, and so with the
+"corps" to church and heard a very fine sermon of the Parson of the
+parish, and so homeward with them in their coach, but finding it too late
+to go home with me, I took another coach and so home, and after a while at
+my office, home to supper and to bed.
+
+17th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon I to
+the 'Change, and there, among others, had my first meeting with Mr.
+L'Estrange, who hath endeavoured several times to speak with me. It is to
+get, now and then, some newes of me, which I shall, as I see cause, give
+him. He is a man of fine conversation, I think, but I am sure most
+courtly and full of compliments. Thence home to dinner, and then come the
+looking-glass man to set up the looking-glass I bought yesterday, in my
+dining-room, and very handsome it is. So abroad by coach to White Hall,
+and there to the Committee of Tangier, and then the Fishing. Mr. Povy did
+in discourse give me a rub about my late bill for money that I did get of
+him, which vexed me and stuck in my mind all this evening, though I know
+very well how to cleare myself at the worst. So home and to my office,
+where late, and then home to bed. Mighty talke there is of this Comet
+that is seen a'nights; and the King and Queene did sit up last night to
+see it, and did, it seems. And to-night I thought to have done so too;
+but it is cloudy, and so no stars appear. But I will endeavour it. Mr.
+Gray did tell me to-night, for certain, that the Dutch, as high as they
+seem, do begin to buckle; and that one man in this Kingdom did tell the
+King that he is offered L40,000 to make a peace, and others have been
+offered money also. It seems the taking of their Bourdeaux fleete thus,
+arose from a printed Gazette of the Dutch's boasting of fighting, and
+having beaten the English: in confidence whereof (it coming to Bourdeaux),
+all the fleete comes out, and so falls into our hands.
+
+18th (Lord's day). To church, where, God forgive me! I spent most of my
+time in looking [on] my new Morena--[a brunette]--at the other side of the
+church, an acquaintance of Pegg Pen's. So home to dinner, and then to my
+chamber to read Ben Johnson's Cataline, a very excellent piece, and so to
+church again, and thence we met at the office to hire ships, being in
+great haste and having sent for several masters of ships to come to us.
+Then home, and there Mr. Andrews and Hill come and we sung finely, and by
+and by Mr. Fuller, the Parson, and supped with me, he and a friend of his,
+but my musique friends would not stay supper. At and after supper Mr.
+Fuller and I told many storys of apparitions and delusions thereby, and I
+out with my storys of Tom Mallard. He gone, I a little to my office, and
+then to prayers and to bed.
+
+19th. Going to bed betimes last night we waked betimes, and from our
+people's being forced to take the key to go out to light a candle, I was
+very angry and begun to find fault with my wife for not commanding her
+servants as she ought. Thereupon she giving me some cross answer I did
+strike her over her left eye such a blow as the poor wretch did cry out
+and was in great pain, but yet her spirit was such as to endeavour to bite
+and scratch me. But I coying--[stroking or caressing]--with her made her
+leave crying, and sent for butter and parsley, and friends presently one
+with another, and I up, vexed at my heart to think what I had done, for
+she was forced to lay a poultice or something to her eye all day, and is
+black, and the people of the house observed it. But I was forced to rise,
+and up and with Sir J. Minnes to White Hall, and there we waited on the
+Duke. And among other things Mr. Coventry took occasion to vindicate
+himself before the Duke and us, being all there, about the choosing of
+Taylor for Harwich. Upon which the Duke did clear him, and did tell us
+that he did expect, that, after he had named a man, none of us shall then
+oppose or find fault with the man; but if we had anything to say, we ought
+to say it before he had chose him. Sir G. Carteret thought himself
+concerned, and endeavoured to clear himself: and by and by Sir W. Batten
+did speak, knowing himself guilty, and did confess, that being pressed by
+the Council he did say what he did, that he was accounted a fanatique; but
+did not know that at that time he had been appointed by his Royal
+Highness. To which the Duke [replied] that it was impossible but he must
+know that he had appointed him; and so it did appear that the Duke did
+mean all this while Sir W. Batten. So by and by we parted, and Mr.
+Coventry did privately tell me that he did this day take this occasion to
+mention the business to give the Duke an opportunity of speaking his mind
+to Sir W. Batten in this business, of which I was heartily glad. Thence
+home, and not finding Bagwell's wife as I expected, I to the 'Change and
+there walked up and down, and then home, and she being come I bid her go
+and stay at Mooregate for me, and after going up to my wife (whose eye is
+very bad, but she is in very good temper to me), and after dinner I to the
+place and walked round the fields again and again, but not finding her I
+to the 'Change, and there found her waiting for me and took her away, and
+to an alehouse, and there I made much of her, and then away thence and to
+another and endeavoured to caress her, but 'elle ne voulait pas', which
+did vex me, but I think it was chiefly not having a good easy place to do
+it upon. So we broke up and parted and I to the office, where we sat
+hiring of ships an hour or two, and then to my office, and thence (with
+Captain Taylor home to my house) to give him instructions and some notice
+of what to his great satisfaction had happened to-day. Which I do because
+I hope his coming into this office will a little cross Sir W. Batten and
+may do me good. He gone, I to supper with my wife, very pleasant, and then
+a little to my office and to bed. My mind, God forgive me, too much
+running upon what I can 'ferais avec la femme de Bagwell demain', having
+promised to go to Deptford and 'a aller a sa maison avec son mari' when I
+come thither.
+
+20th. Up and walked to Deptford, where after doing something at the yard
+I walked, without being observed, with Bagwell home to his house, and
+there was very kindly used, and the poor people did get a dinner for me in
+their fashion, of which I also eat very well. After dinner I found
+occasion of sending him abroad, and then alone 'avec elle je tentais a
+faire ce que je voudrais et contre sa force je le faisais biens que passe
+a mon contentment'. By and by he coming back again I took leave and
+walked home, and then there to dinner, where Dr. Fayrebrother come to see
+me and Luellin. We dined, and I to the office, leaving them, where we sat
+all the afternoon, and I late at the office. To supper and to the office
+again very late, then home to bed.
+
+21st. Up, and after evening reckonings to this day with Mr. Bridges, the
+linnen draper, for callicos, I out to Doctors' Commons, where by agreement
+my cozen Roger and I did meet my cozen Dr. Tom Pepys, and there a great
+many and some high words on both sides, but I must confess I was troubled;
+first, to find my cozen Roger such a simple but well-meaning man as he is;
+next to think that my father, out of folly and vain glory, should now and
+then (as by their words I gather) be speaking how he had set up his son
+Tom with his goods and house, and now these words are brought against
+him--I fear to the depriving him of all the profit the poor man intended
+to make of the lease of his house and sale of his owne goods. I intend to
+make a quiet end if I can with the Doctor, being a very foul-tounged fool
+and of great inconvenience to be at difference with such a one that will
+make the base noise about it that he will. Thence, very much vexed to find
+myself so much troubled about other men's matters, I to Mrs. Turner's, in
+Salsbury Court, and with her a little, and carried her, the porter staying
+for me, our eagle, which she desired the other day, and we were glad to be
+rid of her, she fouling our house of office mightily. They are much
+pleased with her. And thence I home and after dinner to the office, where
+Sir W. Rider and Cutler come, and in dispute I very high with them against
+their demands, I hope to no hurt to myself, for I was very plain with them
+to the best of my reason. So they gone I home to supper, then to the
+office again and so home to bed. My Lord Sandwich this day writes me word
+that he hath seen (at Portsmouth) the Comet, and says it is the most
+extraordinary thing that ever he saw.
+
+22nd. Up and betimes to my office, and then out to several places, among
+others to Holborne to have spoke with one Mr. Underwood about some English
+hemp, he lies against Gray's Inn. Thereabouts I to a barber's shop to
+have my hair cut, and there met with a copy of verses, mightily commended
+by some gentlemen there, of my Lord Mordaunt's, in excuse of his going to
+sea this late expedition, with the Duke of Yorke. But, Lord! they are but
+sorry things; only a Lord made them. Thence to the 'Change; and there,
+among the merchants, I hear fully the news of our being beaten to dirt at
+Guinny, by De Ruyter with his fleete. The particulars, as much as by Sir
+G. Carteret afterwards I heard, I have said in a letter to my Lord
+Sandwich this day at Portsmouth; it being most wholly to the utter ruine
+of our Royall Company, and reproach and shame to the whole nation, as well
+as justification to them in their doing wrong to no man as to his private
+[property], only takeing whatever is found to belong to the Company, and
+nothing else. Dined at the Dolphin, Sir G. Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, Sir
+W. Batten, and I, with Sir W. Boreman and Sir Theophilus Biddulph and
+others, Commissioners of the Sewers, about our place below to lay masts
+in. But coming a little too soon, I out again, and tooke boat down to
+Redriffe; and just in time within two minutes, and saw the new vessel of
+Sir William Petty's launched, the King and Duke being there.
+
+ [Pepys was wrong as to the name of Sir William Petty's new
+ doublekeeled boat. On February 13th, 1664-65, he gives the correct
+ title, which was "The Experiment."]
+
+It swims and looks finely, and I believe will do well. The name I think
+is Twilight, but I do not know certainly. Coming away back immediately to
+dinner, where a great deal of good discourse, and Sir G. Carteret's
+discourse of this Guinny business, with great displeasure at the losse of
+our honour there, and do now confess that the trade brought all these
+troubles upon us between the Dutch and us. Thence to the office and there
+sat late, then I to my office and there till 12 at night, and so home to
+bed weary.
+
+23rd. Up and to my office, then come by appointment cozen Tom Trice to
+me, and I paid him the L20 remaining due to him upon the bond of L100
+given him by agreement November, 1663, to end the difference between us
+about my aunt's, his mother's, money. And here, being willing to know the
+worst, I told him, "I hope now there is nothing remaining between you and
+I of future dispute." "No," says he, "nothing at all that I know of, but
+only a small matter of about 20 or 30s. that my father Pepys received for
+me of rent due to me in the country, which I will in a day or two bring
+you an account of," and so we parted. Dined at home upon a good turkey
+which Mr. Sheply sent us, then to the office all the afternoon, Mr. Cutler
+and others coming to me about business. I hear that the Dutch have
+prepared a fleete to go the backway to the Streights, where without doubt
+they will master our fleete. This put to that of Guinny makes me fear
+them mightily, and certainly they are a most wise people, and careful of
+their business. The King of France, they say, do declare himself obliged
+to defend them, and lays claim by his Embassador to the wines we have
+taken from the Dutch Bourdeaux men, and more, it is doubted whether the
+Swede will be our friend or no. Pray God deliver us out of these
+troubles! This day Sir W. Batten sent and afterwards spoke to me, to have
+me and my wife come and dine with them on Monday next: which is a mighty
+condescension in them, and for some great reason I am sure, or else it
+pleases God by my late care of business to make me more considerable even
+with them than I am sure they would willingly owne me to be. God make me
+thankfull and carefull to preserve myself so, for I am sure they hate me
+and it is hope or fear that makes them flatter me. It being a bright
+night, which it has not been a great while, I purpose to endeavour to be
+called in the morning to see the Comet, though I fear we shall not see it,
+because it rises in the east but 16 degrees, and then the houses will
+hinder us.
+
+24th. Having sat up all night to past two o'clock this morning, our
+porter, being appointed, comes and tells us that the bellman tells him
+that the star is seen upon Tower Hill; so I, that had been all night
+setting in order all my old papers in my chamber, did leave off all, and
+my boy and I to Tower Hill, it being a most fine, bright moonshine night,
+and a great frost; but no Comet to be seen. So after running once round
+the Hill, I and Tom, we home and then to bed. Rose about 9 o'clock and
+then to the office, where sitting all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, to the Coffee-house; and there heard Sir Richard Ford tell the
+whole story of our defeat at Guinny. Wherein our men are guilty of the
+most horrid cowardice and perfidiousness, as he says and tells it, that
+ever Englishmen were. Captain Raynolds, that was the only commander of
+any of the King's ships there, was shot at by De Ruyter, with a bloody
+flag flying. He, instead of opposing (which, indeed, had been to no
+purpose, but only to maintain honour), did poorly go on board himself, to
+ask what De Ruyter would have; and so yielded to whatever Ruyter would
+desire. The King and Duke are highly vexed at it, it seems, and the
+business deserves it. Thence home to dinner, and then abroad to buy some
+things, and among others to my bookseller's, and there saw several books I
+spoke for, which are finely bound and good books to my great content. So
+home and to my office, where late. This evening I being informed did look
+and saw the Comet, which is now, whether worn away or no I know not, but
+appears not with a tail, but only is larger and duller than any other
+star, and is come to rise betimes, and to make a great arch, and is gone
+quite to a new place in the heavens than it was before: but I hope in a
+clearer night something more will be seen. So home to bed.
+
+25th (Lord's day and Christmas day). Up (my wife's eye being ill still of
+the blow I did in a passion give her on Monday last) to church alone,
+where Mr. Mills, a good sermon. To dinner at home, where very pleasant
+with my wife and family. After dinner I to Sir W. Batten's, and there
+received so much good usage (as I have of late done) from him and my Lady,
+obliging me and my wife, according to promise, to come and dine with them
+to-morrow with our neighbours, that I was in pain all the day, and night
+too after, to know how to order the business of my wife's not going, and
+by discourse receive fresh instances of Sir J. Minnes's folly in
+complaining to Sir G. Carteret of Sir W. Batten and me for some family
+offences, such as my having of a stopcock to keepe the water from them,
+which vexes me, but it would more but that Sir G. Carteret knows him very
+well. Thence to the French church, but coming too late I returned and to
+Mr. Rawlinson's church, where I heard a good sermon of one that I remember
+was at Paul's with me, his name Maggett; and very great store of fine
+women there is in this church, more than I know anywhere else about us.
+So home and to my chamber, looking over and setting in order my papers and
+books, and so to supper, and then to prayers and to bed.
+
+26th. Up, and with Sir W. Pen to White Hall, and there with the rest did
+our usual business before the Duke, and then with Sir W. Batten back and
+to his house, where I by sicknesse excused my wife's coming to them
+to-day. Thence I to the Coffeehouse, where much good discourse, and all
+the opinion now is that the Dutch will avoid fighting with us at home, but
+do all the hurte they can to us abroad; which it may be they may for a
+while, but that, I think, cannot support them long. Thence to Sir W.
+Batten's, where Mr. Coventry and all our families here, women and all, and
+Sir R. Ford and his, and a great feast and good discourse and merry, there
+all the afternoon and evening till late, only stepped in to see my wife,
+then to my office to enter my day's work, and so home to bed, where my
+people and wife innocently at cards very merry, and I to bed, leaving them
+to their sport and blindman's buff.
+
+27th. My people came to bed, after their sporting, at four o'clock in the
+morning; I up at seven, and to Deptford and Woolwich in a gally; the Duke
+calling to me out of the barge in which the King was with him going down
+the river, to know whither I was going. I told him to Woolwich, but was
+troubled afterward I should say no farther, being in a gally, lest he
+think me too profuse in my journeys. Did several businesses, and then
+back again by two o'clock to Sir J. Minnes's to dinner by appointment,
+where all yesterday's company but Mr. Coventry, who could not come. Here
+merry, and after an hour's chat I down to the office, where busy late, and
+then home to supper and to bed. The Comet appeared again to-night, but
+duskishly. I went to bed, leaving my wife and all her folks, and Will
+also, too, come to make Christmas gambolls to-night.
+
+28th. I waked in the morning about 6 o'clock and my wife not come to bed;
+I lacked a pot, but there was none, and bitter cold, so was forced to rise
+and piss in the chimney, and to bed again. Slept a little longer, and
+then hear my people coming up, and so I rose, and my wife to bed at eight
+o'clock in the morning, which vexed me a little, but I believe there was
+no hurt in it all, but only mirthe, therefore took no notice. I abroad
+with Sir W. Batten to the Council Chamber, where all of us to discourse
+about the way of measuring ships and the freight fit to give for them by
+the tun, where it was strange methought to hear so poor discourses among
+the Lords themselves, and most of all to see how a little empty matter
+delivered gravely by Sir W. Pen was taken mighty well, though nothing in
+the earth to the purpose. But clothes, I perceive more and more every
+day, is a great matter. Thence home with Sir W. Batten by coach, and I
+home to dinner, finding my wife still in bed. After dinner abroad, and
+among other things visited my Lady Sandwich, and was there, with her and
+the young ladies, playing at cards till night. Then home and to my office
+late, then home to bed, leaving my wife and people up to more sports, but
+without any great satisfaction to myself therein.
+
+29th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. Then whereas I
+should have gone and dined with Sir W. Pen (and the rest of the officers
+at his house), I pretended to dine with my Lady Sandwich and so home,
+where I dined well, and began to wipe and clean my books in my chamber in
+order to the settling of my papers and things there thoroughly, and then
+to the office, where all the afternoon sitting, and in the evening home to
+supper, and then to my work again.
+
+30th. Lay very long in bed with my wife, it being very cold, and my wife
+very full of a resolution to keepe within doors, not so much as to go to
+church or see my Lady Sandwich before Easter next, which I am willing
+enough to, though I seem the contrary. This and other talke kept me a-bed
+till almost 10 a'clock. Then up and made an end of looking over all my
+papers and books and taking everything out of my chamber to have all made
+clean. At noon dined, and after dinner forth to several places to pay
+away money, to clear myself in all the world, and, among others, paid my
+bookseller L6 for books I had from him this day, and the silversmith L22
+18s. for spoons, forks, and sugar box, and being well pleased with seeing
+my business done to my mind as to my meeting with people and having my
+books ready for me, I home and to my office, and there did business late,
+and then home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+31st. At the office all the morning, and after dinner there again,
+dispatched first my letters, and then to my accounts, not of the month but
+of the whole yeare also, and was at it till past twelve at night, it being
+bitter cold; but yet I was well satisfied with my worke, and, above all,
+to find myself, by the great blessing of God, worth L1349, by which, as I
+have spent very largely, so I have laid up above L500 this yeare above
+what I was worth this day twelvemonth. The Lord make me for ever thankful
+to his holy name for it! Thence home to eat a little and so to bed. Soon
+as ever the clock struck one, I kissed my wife in the kitchen by the
+fireside, wishing her a merry new yeare, observing that I believe I was
+the first proper wisher of it this year, for I did it as soon as ever the
+clock struck one.
+
+So ends the old yeare, I bless God, with great joy to me, not only from my
+having made so good a yeare of profit, as having spent L420 and laid up
+L540 and upwards; but I bless God I never have been in so good plight as
+to my health in so very cold weather as this is, nor indeed in any hot
+weather, these ten years, as I am at this day, and have been these four or
+five months. But I am at a great losse to know whether it be my hare's
+foote, or taking every morning of a pill of turpentine, or my having left
+off the wearing of a gowne. My family is, my wife, in good health, and
+happy with her; her woman Mercer, a pretty, modest, quiett mayde; her
+chambermayde Besse, her cook mayde Jane, the little girl Susan, and my
+boy, which I have had about half a yeare, Tom Edwards, which I took from
+the King's chappell, and a pretty and loving quiett family I have as any
+man in England. My credit in the world and my office grows daily, and I
+am in good esteeme with everybody, I think. My troubles of my uncle's
+estate pretty well over; but it comes to be but of little profit to us, my
+father being much supported by my purse. But great vexations remain upon
+my father and me from my brother Tom's death and ill condition, both to
+our disgrace and discontent, though no great reason for either. Publique
+matters are all in a hurry about a Dutch warr. Our preparations great;
+our provocations against them great; and, after all our presumption, we
+are now afeard as much of them, as we lately contemned them. Every thing
+else in the State quiett, blessed be God! My Lord Sandwich at sea with
+the fleete at Portsmouth; sending some about to cruise for taking of
+ships, which we have done to a great number. This Christmas I judged it
+fit to look over all my papers and books; and to tear all that I found
+either boyish or not to be worth keeping, or fit to be seen, if it should
+please God to take me away suddenly. Among others, I found these two or
+three notes, which I thought fit to keep.
+
+ ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:
+
+ Irish in Ireland, whom Cromwell had settled all in one corner
+ Tear all that I found either boyish or not to be worth keeping
+
+ ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS, PEPY'S DIARY 1664, COMPLETE:
+
+ A real and not a complimentary acknowledgment
+ A mad merry slut she is
+ About several businesses, hoping to get money by them
+ After many protestings by degrees I did arrive at what I would
+ All divided that were bred so long at school together
+ All ended in love
+ All the men were dead of the plague, and the ship cast ashore
+ And with the great men in curing of their claps
+ At least 12 or 14,000 people in the street (to see the hanging)
+ Bath at the top of his house
+ Bearing more sayle will go faster than any other ships (multihull)
+ Began discourse of my not getting of children
+ Below what people think these great people say and do
+ But the wench went, and I believe had her turn served
+ Came to bed to me, but all would not make me friends
+ Chatted with her, her husband out of the way
+ Could not saw above 4 inches of the stone in a day
+ Do look upon me as a remembrancer of his former vanity
+ Doubtfull of himself, and easily be removed from his own opinion
+ Drink a dish of coffee
+ Even to the having bad words with my wife, and blows too
+ Expected musique, the missing of which spoiled my dinner
+ Expressly taking care that nobody might see this business done
+ Fear of making her think me to be in a better condition
+ Fear all his kindness is but only his lust to her
+ Feared I might meet with some people that might know me
+ Fetch masts from New England
+ Few in any age that do mind anything that is abstruse
+ Find myself to over-value things when a child
+ Gadding abroad to look after beauties
+ Generally with corruption, but most indeed with neglect
+ God forgive me! what thoughts and wishes I had
+ Good writers are not admired by the present
+ Greatest businesses are done so superficially
+ Had no mind to meddle with her
+ Having some experience, but greater conceit of it than is fit
+ Hear something of the effects of our last meeting (pregnancy?)
+ Helping to slip their calfes when there is occasion
+ Her months upon her is gone to bed
+ Her impudent tricks and ways of getting money
+ How little to be presumed of in our greatest undertakings
+ I had agreed with Jane Welsh, but she came not, which vexed me
+ I do not like his being angry and in debt both together to me
+ I will not by any over submission make myself cheap
+ I slept soundly all the sermon
+ Ill from my late cutting my hair so close to my head
+ In my dining-room she was doing something upon the pott
+ In a hackney and full of people, was ashamed to be seen
+ Ireland in a very distracted condition
+ Irish in Ireland, whom Cromwell had settled all in one corner
+ Jane going into the boat did fall down and show her arse
+ King is mighty kind to these his bastard children
+ King still do doat upon his women, even beyond all shame
+ Lay long caressing my wife and talking
+ Let her brew as she has baked
+ Little children employed, every one to do something
+ Mankind pleasing themselves in the easy delights of the world
+ Meazles, we fear, or, at least, of a scarlett feavour
+ Methought very ill, or else I am grown worse to please
+ Mind to have her bring it home
+ Mrs. Lane was gone forth, and so I missed of my intent
+ My wife was angry with me for not coming home, and for gadding
+ My leg fell in a hole broke on the bridge
+ My wife made great means to be friends, coming to my bedside
+ Never to trust too much to any man in the world
+ New Netherlands to English rule, under the title of New York
+ Not well, and so had no pleasure at all with my poor wife
+ Not when we can, but when we list
+ Not the greatest wits, but the steady man
+ Nothing of the memory of a man, an houre after he is dead!
+ Now against her going into the country (lay together)
+ Periwigg he lately made me cleansed of its nits
+ Play good, but spoiled with the ryme, which breaks the sense
+ Pleased to look upon their pretty daughter
+ Pray God give me a heart to fear a fall, and to prepare for it!
+ Presse seamen, without which we cannot really raise men
+ Pretty sayings, which are generally like paradoxes
+ Reduced the Dutch settlement of New Netherlands to English rule
+ Rotten teeth and false, set in with wire
+ Ryme, which breaks the sense
+ Saw "The German Princess" acted, by the woman herself
+ Sent my wife to get a place to see Turner hanged
+ Shakespeare's plays
+ She had the cunning to cry a great while, and talk and blubber
+ She had got and used some puppy-dog water
+ Sheriffs did endeavour to get one jewell
+ Slabbering my band sent home for another
+ So home to prayers and to bed
+ Staid two hours with her kissing her, but nothing more
+ Strange slavery that I stand in to beauty
+ Subject to be put into a disarray upon very small occasions
+ Such open flattery is beastly
+ Talked with Mrs. Lane about persuading her to Hawly
+ Tear all that I found either boyish or not to be worth keeping
+ That hair by hair had his horse's tail pulled off indeed
+ Their saws have no teeth, but it is the sand only
+ There eat and drank, and had my pleasure of her twice
+ There did see Mrs. Lane. . . . .
+ These Lords are hard to be trusted
+ Things wear out of themselves and come fair again
+ Thinks she is with child, but I neither believe nor desire it
+ Till 12 at night, and then home to supper and to bed
+ To my Lord Sandwich, thinking to have dined there
+ Travels over the high hills in Asia above the clouds
+ Up, my mind very light from my last night's accounts
+ Upon a very small occasion had a difference again broke out
+ Very angry we were, but quickly friends again
+ Very high and very foule words from her to me
+ We do nothing in this office like people able to carry on a warr
+ Went against me to have my wife and servants look upon them
+ What wine you drinke, lett it bee at meales
+ What a sorry dispatch these great persons give to business
+ What is there more to be had of a woman than the possessing her
+ Where a trade hath once been and do decay, it never recovers
+ Wherein every party has laboured to cheat another
+ Willing to receive a bribe if it were offered me
+ Would either conform, or be more wise, and not be catched!
+ Would make a dogg laugh
+
+
+
+
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+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
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+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
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+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+
+ 1664 N.S.
+
+
+
+January 1st, 1663-64.
+
+Went to bed between 4 and 5 in the morning with my mind in good temper of
+satisfaction and slept till about 8, that many people came to speak with
+me. Among others one came with the best New Year's gift that ever I had,
+namely from Mr. Deering, with a bill of exchange drawn upon himself for
+the payment of L50 to Mr. Luellin. It being for my use with a letter of
+compliment. I am not resolved what or how to do in this business, but I
+conclude it is an extraordinary good new year's gift, though I do not
+take the whole, or if I do then give some of it to Luellin. By and by
+comes Captain Allen and his son Jowles and his wife, who continues pretty
+still. They would have had me set my hand to a certificate for his
+loyalty, and I know not what his ability for any employment. But I did
+not think it fit, but did give them a pleasing denial, and after sitting
+with me an hour they went away. Several others came to me about
+business, and then being to dine at my uncle Wight's I went to the
+Coffee-house, sending my wife by Will, and there staid talking an hour
+with Coll. Middleton, and others, and among other things about a very
+rich widow, young and handsome, of one Sir Nicholas Gold's, a merchant,
+lately fallen, and of great courtiers that already look after her: her
+husband not dead a week yet. She is reckoned worth L80,000. Thence to
+my uncle Wight's, where Dr. of -----, among others, dined, and his wife,
+a seeming proud conceited woman, I know not what to make of her, but the
+Dr's. discourse did please me very well about the disease of the stone,
+above all things extolling Turpentine, which he told me how it may be
+taken in pills with great ease. There was brought to table a hot pie
+made of a swan I sent them yesterday, given me by Mr. Howe, but we did
+not eat any of it. But my wife and I rose from table, pretending
+business, and went to the Duke's house, the first play I have been at
+these six months, according to my last vowe, and here saw the so much
+cried-up play of "Henry the Eighth;" which, though I went with resolution
+to like it, is so simple a thing made up of a great many patches, that,
+besides the shows and processions in it, there is nothing in the world
+good or well done. Thence mightily dissatisfied back at night to my
+uncle Wight's, and supped with them, but against my stomach out of the
+offence the sight of my aunt's hands gives me, and ending supper with a
+mighty laugh, the greatest I have had these many months, at my uncle's
+being out in his grace after meat, we rose and broke up, and my wife and
+I home and to bed, being sleepy since last night.
+
+
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, and there sitting all the morning, and at
+noon to the 'Change, in my going met with Luellin and told him how I had
+received a letter and bill for L50 from Mr. Deering, and delivered it to
+him, which he told me he would receive for me. To which I consented,
+though professed not to desire it if he do not consider himself
+sufficiently able by the service I have done, and that it is rather my
+desire to have nothing till he be further sensible of my service. From
+the 'Change I brought him home and dined with us, and after dinner I took
+my wife out, for I do find that I am not able to conquer myself as to
+going to plays till I come to some new vowe concerning it, and that I am
+now come, that is to say, that I will not see above one in a month at any
+of the publique theatres till the sum of 50s. be spent, and then none
+before New Year's Day next, unless that I do become worth L1000 sooner
+than then, and then am free to come to some other terms, and so leaving
+him in Lombard Street I took her to the King's house, and there met Mr.
+Nicholson, my old colleague, and saw "The Usurper," which is no good
+play, though better than what I saw yesterday. However, we rose
+unsatisfied, and took coach and home, and I to the office late writing
+letters, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+3rd (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then rose and with a fire in my
+chamber staid within all day, looking over and settling my accounts in
+good order, by examining all my books, and the kitchen books, and I find
+that though the proper profit of my last year was but L305, yet I did by
+other gain make it up L444., which in every part of it was unforeseen of
+me, and therefore it was a strange oversight for lack of examining my
+expenses that I should spend L690 this year, but for the time to come I
+have so distinctly settled all my accounts in writing and the particulars
+of all my several layings out, that I do hope I shall hereafter make a
+better judgment of my spendings than ever. I dined with my wife in her
+chamber, she in bed, and then down again and till 11 at night, and broke
+up and to bed with great content, but could not make an end of writing
+over my vows as I purposed, but I am agreed in every thing how to order
+myself for the year to come, which I trust in God will be much for my
+good. So up to prayers and to bed. This evening Sir W. Pen came to
+invite me against next Wednesday, being Twelfth day, to his usual feast,
+his wedding day.
+
+
+
+4th. Up betimes, and my wife being ready, and her mayd Besse and the
+girl, I carried them by coach and set them all down in Covent Garden and
+there left them, and I to my Lord Sandwich's lodgings, but he not being
+up, I to the Duke's chamber, and there by and by to his closett, where
+since his lady was ill, a little red bed of velvet is brought for him to
+lie alone, which is a very pretty one. After doing business here, I to
+my Lord's again, and there spoke with him, and he seems now almost
+friends again as he used to be. Here meeting Mr. Pierce, the chyrurgeon,
+he told me among other Court newes, how the Queene is very well again,
+and the King lay with her on Saturday night last; and that she speaks now
+very pretty English, and makes her sense out now and then with pretty
+phrazes: as among others this is mightily cried up; that, meaning to say
+that she did not like such a horse so well as the rest, he being too
+prancing and full of tricks, she said he did make too much vanity.
+Thence to the Tennis Court, after I had spent a little time in
+Westminster Hall, thinking to have met with Mrs. Lane, but I could not
+and am glad of it, and there saw the King play at Tennis and others: but
+to see how the King's play was extolled without any cause at all, was a
+loathsome sight, though sometimes, indeed, he did play very well and
+deserved to be commended; but such open flattery is beastly. Afterwards
+to St. James's Parke, being unwilling to go to spend money at the
+ordinary, and there spent an hour or two, it being a pleasant day, seeing
+people play at Pell Mell; where it pleased me mightily to hear a gallant,
+lately come from France, swear at one of his companions for suffering his
+man (a spruce blade) to be so saucy as to strike a ball while his master
+was playing on the Mall.
+
+ [When Egerton was Bishop of Durham, he often played at bowls with
+ his guests on the public days. On an occasion of this sort, a
+ visitor happening to cross the lawn, one of the chaplains exclaimed,
+ "You must not shake the green, for the bishop is going to bowl."-B.]
+
+Thence took coach at White Hall and took up my wife, who is mighty sad to
+think of her father, who is going into Germany against the Turkes; but
+what will become of her brother I know not. He is so idle, and out of
+all capacity, I think, to earn his bread. Home and at my office till is
+at night making my solemn vowes for the next year, which I trust in the
+Lord I shall keep, but I fear I have a little too severely bound myself
+in some things and in too many, for I fear I may forget some. But
+however, I know the worst, and shall by the blessing of God observe to
+perform or pay my forfeits punctually. So home and to bed with my mind
+at rest.
+
+
+
+5th. Up and to our office, where we sat all the morning, where my head
+being willing to take in all business whatever, I am afraid I shall over
+clogg myself with it. But however, it is my desire to do my duty and
+shall the willinger bear it. At noon home and to the 'Change, where I
+met with Luellin, who went off with me and parted to meet again at the
+Coffeehouse, but missed. So home and found him there, and Mr. Barrow
+came to speak with me, so they both dined with me alone, my wife not
+being ready, and after dinner I up in my chamber with Barrow to discourse
+about matters of the yard with him, and his design of leaving the place,
+which I am sorry for, and will prevent if I can. He being gone then
+Luellin did give me the L50 from Mr. Deering, which he do give me for my
+pains in his business and what I may hereafter take for him, though there
+is not the least word or deed I have yet been guilty of in his behalf but
+what I am sure has been to the King's advantage and the profit of the
+service, nor ever will. And for this money I never did condition with
+him or expected a farthing at the time when I did do him the service, nor
+have given any receipt for it, it being brought me by Luellin, nor do
+purpose to give him any thanks for it, but will wherein I can faithfully
+endeavour to see him have the privilege of his Patent as the King's
+merchant. I did give Luellin two pieces in gold for a pair of gloves for
+his kindness herein. Then he being gone, I to my office, where busy till
+late at night, that through my room being over confounded in business I
+could stay there no longer, but went home, and after a little supper to
+bed.
+
+
+
+6th (Twelfth day). Up and to my office, where very busy all the morning,
+being indeed over loaded with it through my own desire of doing all I
+can. At noon to the 'Change, but did little, and so home to dinner with
+my poor wife, and after dinner read a lecture to her in Geography, which
+she takes very prettily and with great pleasure to her and me to teach
+her, and so to the office again, where as busy as ever in my life, one
+thing after another, and answering people's business, particularly
+drawing up things about Mr. Wood's masts, which I expect to have a
+quarrel about with Sir W. Batten before it be ended, but I care not.
+At night home to my wife, to supper, discourse, prayers, and to bed.
+This morning I began a practice which I find by the ease I do it with
+that I shall continue, it saving me money and time; that is, to trimme
+myself with a razer: which pleases me mightily.
+
+
+
+7th. Up, putting on my best clothes and to the office, where all the
+morning we sat busy, among other things upon Mr. Wood's performance of
+his contract for masts, wherein I was mightily concerned, but I think was
+found all along in the right, and shall have my desire in it to the
+King's advantage. At noon, all of us to dinner to Sir W. Pen's, where a
+very handsome dinner, Sir J. Lawson among others, and his lady and his
+daughter, a very pretty lady and of good deportment, with looking upon
+whom I was greatly pleased, the rest of the company of the women were all
+of our own house, of no satisfaction or pleasure at all. My wife was not
+there, being not well enough, nor had any great mind. But to see how Sir
+W. Pen imitates me in everything, even in his having his chimney piece in
+his dining room the same with that in my wife's closett, and in every
+thing else I perceive wherein he can. But to see again how he was out
+in one compliment: he lets alone drinking any of the ladies' healths that
+were there, my Lady Batten and Lawson, till he had begun with my Lady
+Carteret, who was absent, and that was well enough, and then Mr.
+Coventry's mistresse, at which he was ashamed, and would not have had him
+have drunk it, at least before the ladies present, but his policy, as he
+thought, was such that he would do it. After dinner by coach with Sir G.
+Carteret and Sir J. Minnes by appointment to Auditor Beale's in Salisbury
+Court, and there we did with great content look over some old ledgers to
+see in what manner they were kept, and indeed it was in an extraordinary
+good method, and such as (at least out of design to keep them employed) I
+do persuade Sir J. Minnes to go upon, which will at least do as much good
+it may be to keep them for want of something to do from envying those
+that do something. Thence calling to see whether Mrs. Turner was
+returned, which she is, and I spoke one word only to her, and away again
+by coach home and to my office, where late, and then home to supper and
+bed.
+
+
+
+8th. Up and all the morning at my office and with Sir J. Minnes,
+directing him and Mr. Turner about keeping of their books according to
+yesterday's work, wherein I shall make them work enough. At noon to the
+'Change, and there long, and from thence by appointment took Luellin,
+Mount, and W. Symons, and Mr. Pierce, the chirurgeon, home to dinner with
+me and were merry. But, Lord! to hear how W. Symons do commend and look
+sadly and then talk bawdily and merrily, though his wife was dead but the
+other day, would make a dogg laugh. After dinner I did go in further
+part of kindness to Luellin for his kindness about Deering's L50 which he
+procured me the other day of him. We spent all the afternoon together
+and then they to cards with my wife, who this day put on her Indian blue
+gowne which is very pretty, where I left them for an hour, and to my
+office, and then to them again, and by and by they went away at night,
+and so I again to my office to perfect a letter to Mr. Coventry about
+Department Treasurers, wherein I please myself and hope to give him
+content and do the King service therein. So having done, I home and to
+teach my wife a new lesson in the globes, and to supper, and to bed. We
+had great pleasure this afternoon; among other things, to talk of our old
+passages together in Cromwell's time; and how W. Symons did make me laugh
+and wonder to-day when he told me how he had made shift to keep in, in
+good esteem and employment, through eight governments in one year (the
+dear 1659, which were indeed, and he did name them all), and then failed
+unhappy in the ninth, viz. that of the King's coming in. He made good to
+me the story which Luellin did tell me the other day, of his wife upon
+her death-bed; how she dreamt of her uncle Scobell, and did foretell,
+from some discourse she had with him, that she should die four days
+thence, and not sooner, and did all along say so, and did so. Upon the
+'Change a great talke there was of one Mr. Tryan, an old man, a merchant
+in Lyme-Streete, robbed last night (his man and mayde being gone out
+after he was a-bed), and gagged and robbed of L1050 in money and about
+L4000 in jewells, which he had in his house as security for money. It is
+believed by many circumstances that his man is guilty of confederacy, by
+their ready going to his secret till in his desk, wherein the key of his
+cash-chest lay.
+
+
+
+9th. Up (my underlip being mightily swelled, I know not how but by
+overrubbing it, it itching) and to the office, where we sat all the
+morning, and at noon I home to dinner, and by discourse with my wife
+thought upon inviting my Lord Sandwich to a dinner shortly. It will cost
+me at least ten or twelve pounds; but, however, some arguments of
+prudence I have, which however I shall think again upon before I proceed
+to that expence. After dinner by coach I carried my wife and Jane to
+Westminster, leaving her at Mr. Hunt's, and I to Westminster Hall, and
+there visited Mrs. Lane, and by appointment went out and met her at the
+Trumpet, Mrs. Hare's, but the room being damp we went to the Bell tavern,
+and there I had her company, but could not do as I used to do (yet
+nothing but what was honest) . . . . . So I to talk about her having
+Hawley, she told me flatly no, she could not love him. I took occasion
+to enquire of Howlett's daughter, with whom I have a mind to meet a
+little to see what mettle the young wench is made of, being very pretty,
+but she tells me she is already betrothed to Mrs. Michell's son, and she
+in discourse tells me more, that Mrs. Michell herself had a daughter
+before marriage, which is now near thirty years old, a thing I could not
+have believed. Thence leading her to the Hall, I took coach and called
+my wife and her mayd, and so to the New Exchange, where we bought several
+things of our pretty Mrs. Dorothy Stacy, a pretty woman, and has the
+modestest look that ever I saw in my life and manner of speech. Thence
+called at Tom's and saw him pretty well again, but has not been currant.
+So homeward, and called at Ludgate, at Ashwell's uncle's, but she was not
+within, to have spoke to her to have come to dress my wife at the time my
+Lord dines here. So straight home, calling for Walsingham's Manuals at
+my bookseller's to read but not to buy, recommended for a pretty book by
+Sir W. Warren, whose warrant however I do not much take till I do read
+it. So home to supper and to bed, my wife not being very well since she
+came home, being troubled with a fainting fit, which she never yet had
+before since she was my wife.
+
+
+
+10th (Lord's day). Lay in bed with my wife till 10 or 11 o'clock, having
+been very sleepy all night. So up, and my brother Tom being come to see
+me, we to dinner, he telling me how Mrs. Turner found herself
+discontented with her late bad journey, and not well taken by them in the
+country, they not desiring her coming down, nor the burials of Mr. Edward
+Pepys's corps there. After dinner I to the office, where all the
+afternoon, and at night my wife and I to my uncle Wight's, and there eat
+some of their swan pie, which was good, and I invited them to my house to
+eat a roasted swan on Tuesday next, which after I was come home did make
+a quarrels between my wife and I, because she had appointed a wish
+to-morrow. But, however, we were friends again quickly. So to bed.
+All our discourse to-night was Mr. Tryan's late being robbed; and that
+Collonell Turner (a mad, swearing, confident fellow, well known by all,
+and by me), one much indebted to this man for his very livelihood, was
+the man that either did or plotted it; and the money and things are found
+in his hand, and he and his wife now in Newgate for it; of which we are
+all glad, so very a known rogue he was.
+
+
+
+11th. Waked this morning by 4 o'clock by my wife to call the mayds to
+their wash, and what through my sleeping so long last night and vexation
+for the lazy sluts lying so long again and their great wash, neither my
+wife nor I could sleep one winke after that time till day, and then I
+rose and by coach (taking Captain Grove with me and three bottles of
+Tent, which I sent to Mrs. Lane by my promise on Saturday night last) to
+White Hall, and there with the rest of our company to the Duke and did
+our business, and thence to the Tennis Court till noon, and there saw
+several great matches played, and so by invitation to St. James's; where,
+at Mr. Coventry's chamber, I dined with my Lord Barkeley, Sir G.
+Carteret, Sir Edward Turner, Sir Ellis Layton, and one Mr. Seymour, a
+fine gentleman; were admirable good discourse of all sorts, pleasant and
+serious. Thence after dinner to White Hall, where the Duke being busy at
+the Guinny business, the Duke of Albemarle, Sir W. Rider, Povy, Sir J.
+Lawson and I to the Duke of Albemarle's lodgings, and there did some
+business, and so to the Court again, and I to the Duke of York's
+lodgings, where the Guinny company are choosing their assistants for the
+next year by ballotting. Thence by coach with Sir J. Robinson,
+Lieutenant of the Tower, he set me down at Cornhill, but, Lord! the
+simple discourse that all the way we had, he magnifying his great
+undertakings and cares that have been upon him for these last two years,
+and how he commanded the city to the content of all parties, when the
+loggerhead knows nothing almost that is sense. Thence to the Coffee-
+house, whither comes Sir W. Petty and Captain Grant, and we fell in talke
+(besides a young gentleman, I suppose a merchant, his name Mr. Hill, that
+has travelled and I perceive is a master in most sorts of musique and
+other things) of musique; the universal character; art of memory;
+Granger's counterfeiting of hands and other most excellent discourses to
+my great content, having not been in so good company a great while, and
+had I time I should covet the acquaintance of that Mr. Hill. This
+morning I stood by the King arguing with a pretty Quaker woman, that
+delivered to him a desire of hers in writing. The King showed her Sir
+J. Minnes, as a man the fittest for her quaking religion, saying that his
+beard was the stiffest thing about him, and again merrily said, looking
+upon the length of her paper, that if all she desired was of that length
+she might lose her desires; she modestly saying nothing till he begun
+seriously to discourse with her, arguing the truth of his spirit against
+hers; she replying still with these words, "O King!" and thou'd him all
+along. The general talke of the towne still is of Collonell Turner,
+about the robbery; who, it is thought, will be hanged. I heard the Duke
+of York tell to-night, how letters are come that fifteen are condemned
+for the late plot by the judges at York; and, among others, Captain
+Oates, against whom it was proved that he drew his sword at his going
+out, and flinging away the scabbard, said that he would either return
+victor or be hanged. So home, where I found the house full of the
+washing and my wife mighty angry about Will's being here to-day talking
+with her mayds, which she overheard, idling of their time, and he telling
+what a good mayd my old Jane was, and that she would never have her like
+again. At which I was angry, and after directing her to beat at least
+the little girl, I went to the office and there reproved Will, who told
+me that he went thither by my wife's order, she having commanded him to
+come thither on Monday morning. Now God forgive me! how apt I am to be
+jealous of her as to this fellow, and that she must needs take this time,
+when she knows I must be gone out to the Duke, though methinks had she
+that mind she would never think it discretion to tell me this story of
+him, to let me know that he was there, much less to make me offended with
+him, to forbid him coming again. But this cursed humour I cannot cool in
+myself by all the reason I have, which God forgive me for, and convince
+me of the folly of it, and the disquiet it brings me. So home, where,
+God be thanked, when I came to speak to my wife my trouble of mind soon
+vanished, and to bed. The house foul with the washing and quite out of
+order against to-morrow's dinner.
+
+
+
+12th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon to
+the 'Change awhile, and so home, getting things against dinner ready, and
+anon comes my uncle Wight and my aunt, with their cozens Mary and Robert,
+and by chance my uncle Thomas Pepys. We had a good dinner, the chief
+dish a swan roasted, and that excellent meate. At, dinner and all day
+very merry. After dinner to cards, where till evening, then to the
+office a little, and to cards again with them, and lost half-a-crowne.
+They being gone, my wife did tell me how my uncle did this day accost her
+alone, and spoke of his hoping she was with child, and kissing her
+earnestly told her he should be very glad of it, and from all
+circumstances methinks he do seem to have some intention of good to us,
+which I shall endeavour to continue more than ever I did yet. So to my
+office till late, and then home to bed, after being at prayers, which is
+the first time after my late vowe to say prayers in my family twice in
+every week.
+
+
+
+13th. Up and to my office a little, and then abroad to many several
+places about business, among others to the geometrical instrument makers,
+and through Bedlam (calling by the way at an old bookseller's and there
+fell into looking over Spanish books and pitched upon some, till I
+thought of my oathe when I was going to agree for them, and so with much
+ado got myself out of the shop glad at my heart and so away) to the
+African House to look upon their book of contracts for several
+commodities for my information in the prices we give in the Navy. So to
+the Coffee [house] where extraordinary good discourse of Dr. Whistler's'
+upon my question concerning the keeping of masts, he arguing against
+keeping them dry, by showing the nature of corruption in bodies and the
+several ways thereof. So to the 'Change, and thence with Sir W. Rider to
+the Trinity House to dinner, and then home and to my office till night,
+and then with Mr. Bland to Sir T. Viner's about pieces of eight for Sir
+J. Lawson, and so back to my office, and there late upon business, and so
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+14th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, and at noon all of
+us, viz., Sir G. Carteret and Sir W. Batten at one end, and Mr. Coventry,
+Sir J. Minnes and I (in the middle at the other end, being taught how to
+sit there all three by my sitting so much the backwarder) at the other
+end, to Sir G. Carteret's, and there dined well. Here I saw Mr. Scott,
+the bastard that married his youngest daughter. Much pleasant talk at
+table, and then up and to the office, where we sat long upon our design
+of dividing the Controller's work into some of the rest of our hands for
+the better doing of it, but he would not yield to it, though the simple
+man knows in his heart that he do not do one part of it. So he taking
+upon him to do it all we rose, I vexed at the heart to see the King's
+service run after this manner, but it cannot be helped. Thence to the
+Old James to the reference about Mr. Bland's business. Sir W. Rider
+being now added to us, and I believe we shall soon come to some
+determination in it. So home and to my office, did business, and then up
+to Sir W. Pen and did express my trouble about this day's business, he
+not being there, and plainly told him what I thought of it, and though I
+know him a false fellow yet I adventured, as I have done often, to tell
+him clearly my opinion of Sir W. Batten and his design in this business,
+which is very bad. Hence home, and after a lecture to my wife in her
+globes, to prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+15th. Up and to my office, where all the morning, and among other things
+Mr. Turner with me, and I did tell him my mind about the Controller his
+master and all the office, and my mind touching himself too, as he did
+carry himself either well or ill to me and my clerks, which I doubt not
+but it will operate well. Thence to the 'Change, and there met my uncle
+Wight, who was very kind to me, and would have had me home with him, and
+so kind that I begin to wonder and think something of it of good to me.
+Thence home to dinner, and after dinner with Mr. Hater by water, and
+walked thither and back again from Deptford, where I did do something
+checking the iron business, but my chief business was my discourse with
+Mr. Hater about what had passed last night and to-day about the office
+business, and my resolution to do him all the good I can therein. So
+home, and my wife tells me that my uncle Wight hath been with her, and
+played at cards with her, and is mighty inquisitive to know whether she
+is with child or no, which makes me wonder what his meaning is, and after
+all my thoughts, I cannot think, unless it be in order to the making his
+will, that he might know how to do by me, and I would to God my wife had
+told him that she was.
+
+
+
+16th. Up, and having paid some money in the morning to my uncle Thomas
+on his yearly annuity, to the office, where we sat all the morning. At
+noon I to the 'Change about some pieces of eight for Sir J. Lawson.
+There I hear that Collonell Turner is found guilty of felony at the
+Sessions in Mr. Tryan's business, which will save his life. So home and
+met there J. Hasper come to see his kinswoman our Jane. I made much of
+him and made him dine with us, he talking after the old simple manner
+that he used to do. He being gone, I by water to Westminster Hall, and
+there did see Mrs. Lane. . . . . So by coach home and to my office,
+where Browne of the Minerys brought me an Instrument made of a Spyral
+line very pretty for all questions in Arithmetique almost, but it must be
+some use that must make me perfect in it. So home to supper and to bed,
+with my mind 'un peu troubled pour ce que fait' to-day, but I hope it
+will be 'la dernier de toute ma vie.'
+
+
+
+17th (Lord's day). Up, and I and my wife to church, where Pembleton
+appeared, which, God forgive me, did vex me, but I made nothing of it.
+So home to dinner, and betimes my wife and I to the French church and
+there heard a good sermon, the first time my wife and I were there ever
+together. We sat by three sisters, all pretty women. It was pleasant to
+hear the reader give notice to them, that the children to be catechized
+next Sunday were them of Hounsditch and Blanche Chapiton. Thence home,
+and there found Ashwell come to see my wife (we having called at her
+lodging the other, day to speak with her about dressing my wife when my
+Lord Sandwich dines here), and is as merry as ever, and speaks as
+disconcerned for any difference between us on her going away as ever.
+She being gone, my wife and I to see Sir W. Pen and there supped with him
+much against my stomach, for the dishes were so deadly foule that I could
+not endure to look upon them. So after supper home to prayers and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+18th. Up, being troubled to find my wife so ready to have me go out of
+doors. God forgive me for my jealousy! but I cannot forbear, though God
+knows I have no reason to do so, or to expect her being so true to me as
+I would have her. I abroad to White Hall, where the Court all in
+mourning for the Duchesse of Savoy. We did our business with the Duke,
+and so I to W. Howe at my Lord's lodgings, not seeing my Lord, he being
+abroad, and there I advised with W. Howe about my having my Lord to
+dinner at my house, who likes it well, though it troubles me that I
+should come to need the advice of such a boy, but for the present it is
+necessary. Here I found Mr. Mallard, and had from him a common tune set
+by my desire to the Lyra Vyall, which goes most admirably. Thence home
+by coach to the 'Change, after having been at the Coffee-house, where I
+hear Turner is found guilty of felony and burglary; and strange stories
+of his confidence at the barr, but yet great indiscretion in his
+argueing. All desirous of his being hanged. So home and found that Will
+had been with my wife. But, Lord! why should I think any evil of that;
+and yet I cannot forbear it. But upon enquiry, though I found no reason
+of doubtfulness, yet I could not bring my nature to any quiet or content
+in my wife all day and night, nor though I went with her to divert myself
+at my uncle Wight's, and there we played at cards till 12 at night and
+went home in a great shower of rain, it having not rained a great while
+before. Here was one Mr. Benson, a Dutchman, played and supped with us,
+that pretends to sing well, and I expected great matters but found
+nothing to be pleased with at all. So home and to bed, yet troubled in
+my mind.
+
+
+
+19th. Up, without any kindness to my wife, and so to the office, where
+we sat all the morning, and at noon I to the 'Change, and thence to Mr.
+Cutler's with Sir W. Rider to dinner, and after dinner with him to the
+Old James upon our reference of Mr. Bland's, and, having sat there upon
+the business half an hour, broke up, and I home and there found Madame
+Turner and her sister Dike come to see us, and staid chatting till night,
+and so away, and I to my office till very late, and my eyes began to fail
+me, and be in pain which I never felt to now-a-days, which I impute to
+sitting up late writing and reading by candle-light. So home to supper
+and to bed.
+
+
+
+20th. Up and by coach to my Lord Sandwich's, and after long staying till
+his coming down (he not sending for me up, but it may be he did not know
+I was there), he came down, and I walked with him to the Tennis Court,
+and there left him, seeing the King play. At his lodgings this morning
+there came to him Mr. W. Montague's fine lady, which occasioned my Lord's
+calling me to her about some business for a friend of hers preferred to
+be a midshipman at sea. My Lord recommended the whole matter to me.
+She is a fine confident lady, I think, but not so pretty as I once
+thought her. My Lord did also seal a lease for the house he is now
+taking in Lincoln's Inn Fields, which stands him in 250 per annum rent.
+Thence by water to my brother's, whom I find not well in bed, sicke,
+they think, of a consumption, and I fear he is not well, but do not
+complain, nor desire to take anything. From him I visited Mr. Honiwood,
+who is lame, and to thank him for his visit to me the other day, but we
+were both abroad. So to Mr. Commander's in Warwicke Lane, to speak to
+him about drawing up my will, which he will meet me about in a day or
+two. So to the 'Change and walked home, thence with Sir Richard Ford,
+who told me that Turner is to be hanged to-morrow, and with what
+impudence he hath carried out his trial; but that last night, when he
+brought him newes of his death, he began to be sober and shed some tears,
+and he hopes will die a penitent; he having already confessed all the
+thing, but says it was partly done for a joke, and partly to get an
+occasion of obliging the old man by his care in getting him his things
+again, he having some hopes of being the better by him in his estate at
+his death. Home to dinner, and after dinner my wife and I by water,
+which we have not done together many a day, that is not since last
+summer, but the weather is now very warm, and left her at Axe Yard, and I
+to White Hall, and meeting Mr. Pierce walked with him an hour in the
+Matted Gallery; among other things he tells me that my Lady Castlemaine
+is not at all set by by the King, but that he do doat upon Mrs. Stewart
+only; and that to the leaving of all business in the world, and to the
+open slighting of the Queene; that he values not who sees him or stands
+by him while he dallies with her openly; and then privately in her
+chamber below, where the very sentrys observe his going in and out; and
+that so commonly, that the Duke or any of the nobles, when they would ask
+where the King is, they will ordinarily say, "Is the King above, or
+below?" meaning with Mrs. Stewart: that the King do not openly disown my
+Lady Castlemaine, but that she comes to Court; but that my Lord
+FitzHarding and the Hambletons,
+
+ [The three brothers, George Hamilton, James Hamilton, and the Count
+ Antoine Hamilton, author of the "Memoires de Grammont."]
+
+and sometimes my Lord Sandwich, they say, have their snaps at her. But
+he says my Lord Sandwich will lead her from her lodgings in the darkest
+and obscurest manner, and leave her at the entrance into the Queene's
+lodgings, that he might be the least observed; that the Duke of Monmouth
+the King do still doat on beyond measure, insomuch that the King only,
+the Duke of York, and Prince Rupert, and the Duke of Monmouth, do now
+wear deep mourning, that is, long cloaks, for the Duchesse of Savoy; so
+that he mourns as a Prince of the Blood, while the Duke of York do no
+more, and all the nobles of the land not so much; which gives great
+offence, and he says the Duke of York do consider. But that the Duke of
+York do give himself up to business, and is like to prove a noble Prince;
+and so indeed I do from my heart think he will. He says that it is
+believed, as well as hoped, that care is taken to lay up a hidden
+treasure of money by the King against a bad day. pray God it be so! but
+I should be more glad that the King himself would look after business,
+which it seems he do not in the least. By and by came by Mr. Coventry,
+and so we broke off; and he and I took a turn or two and so parted, and
+then my Lord Sandwich came upon me, to speak with whom my business of
+coming again to-night to this ende of the town chiefly was, in order to
+the seeing in what manner he received me, in order to my inviting him to
+dinner to my house, but as well in the morning as now, though I did wait
+upon him home and there offered occasion of talk with him, yet he treated
+me, though with respect, yet as a stranger, without any of the intimacy
+or friendship which he used to do, and which I fear he will never,
+through his consciousness of his faults, ever do again. Which I must
+confess do trouble me above anything in the world almost, though I
+neither do need at present nor fear to need to be so troubled, nay, and
+more, though I do not think that he would deny me any friendship now if I
+did need it, but only that he has not the face to be free with me, but do
+look upon me as a remembrancer of his former vanity, and an espy upon his
+present practices, for I perceive that Pickering to-day is great with him
+again, and that he has done a great courtesy for Mr. Pierce, the
+chirurgeon, to a good value, though both these and none but these did I
+mention by name to my Lord in the business which has caused all this
+difference between my Lord and me. However, I am resolved to forbear my
+laying out my money upon a dinner till I see him in a better posture, and
+by grave and humble, though high deportment, to make him think I do not
+want him, and that will make him the readier to admit me to his
+friendship again, I believe the soonest of anything but downright
+impudence, and thrusting myself, as others do, upon him, which yet I
+cannot do, not [nor] will not endeavour. So home, calling with my wife to
+see my brother again, who was up, and walks up and down the house pretty
+well, but I do think he is in a consumption. Home, troubled in mind for
+these passages with my Lord, but am resolved to better my case in my
+business to make my stand upon my owne legs the better and to lay up as
+well as to get money, and among other ways I will have a good fleece out
+of Creed's coat ere it be long, or I will have a fall. So to my office
+and did some business, and then home to supper and to bed, after I had by
+candlelight shaved myself and cut off all my beard clear, which will make
+my worke a great deal the less in shaving.
+
+
+
+21st. Up, and after sending my wife to my aunt Wight's to get a place to
+see Turner hanged, I to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at
+noon going to the 'Change; and seeing people flock in the City, I
+enquired, and found that Turner was not yet hanged. And so I went among
+them to Leadenhall Street, at the end of Lyme Street, near where the
+robbery was done; and to St. Mary Axe, where he lived. And there I got
+for a shilling to stand upon the wheel of a cart, in great pain, above an
+houre before the execution was done; he delaying the time by long
+discourses and prayers one after another, in hopes of a reprieve; but
+none came, and at last was flung off the ladder in his cloake. A comely-
+looked man he was, and kept his countenance to the end: I was sorry to
+see him. It was believed there were at least 12 or 14,000 people in the
+street. So I home all in a sweat, and dined by myself, and after dinner
+to the Old James, and there found Sir W. Rider and Mr. Cutler at dinner,
+and made a second dinner with them, and anon came Mr. Bland and Custos,
+and Clerke, and so we fell to the business of reference, and upon a
+letter from Mr. Povy to Sir W. Rider and I telling us that the King is
+concerned in it, we took occasion to fling off the business from off our
+shoulders and would have nothing to do with it, unless we had power from
+the King or Commissioners of Tangier, and I think it will be best for us
+to continue of that mind, and to have no hand, it being likely to go
+against the King. Thence to the Coffee-house, and heard the full of
+Turner's discourse on the cart, which was chiefly to clear himself of all
+things laid to his charge but this fault, for which he now suffers, which
+he confesses. He deplored the condition of his family, but his chief
+design was to lengthen time, believing still a reprieve would come,
+though the sheriff advised him to expect no such thing, for the King was
+resolved to grant none. After that I had good discourse with a pretty
+young merchant with mighty content. So to my office and did a little
+business, and then to my aunt Wight's to fetch my wife home, where Dr.
+Burnett did tell me how poorly the sheriffs did endeavour to get one
+jewell returned by Turner, after he was convicted, as a due to them, and
+not to give it to Mr. Tryan, the true owner, but ruled against them, to
+their great dishonour. Though they plead it might be another jewell for
+ought they know and not Tryan's. After supper home, and my wife tells me
+mighty stories of my uncle's fond and kind discourses to her to-day,
+which makes me confident that he has thoughts of kindness for us, he
+repeating his desire for her to be with child, for it cannot enter into
+my head that he should have any unworthy thoughts concerning her. After
+doing some business at my office, I home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+
+
+22nd. Up, and it being a brave morning, with a gaily to Woolwich, and
+there both at the Ropeyarde and the other yarde did much business, and
+thence to Greenwich to see Mr. Pett and others value the carved work of
+the "Henrietta" (God knows in an ill manner for the King), and so to
+Deptford, and there viewed Sir W. Petty's vessel; which hath an odd
+appearance, but not such as people do make of it, for I am of the opinion
+that he would never have discoursed so much of it, if it were not better
+than other vessels, and so I believe that he was abused the other day, as
+he is now, by tongues that I am sure speak before they know anything good
+or bad of her. I am sorry to find his ingenuity discouraged so. So
+home, reading all the way a good book, and so home to dinner, and after
+dinner a lesson on the globes to my wife, and so to my office till 10 or
+11 o'clock at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+23rd. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home
+to dinner, where Mr. Hawly came to see us and dined with us, and after we
+had dined came Mr. Mallard, and after he had eat something, I brought
+down my vyall which he played on, the first maister that ever touched her
+yet, and she proves very well and will be, I think, an admirable
+instrument. He played some very fine things of his owne, but I was
+afeard to enter too far in their commendation for fear he should offer to
+copy them for me out, and so I be forced to give or lend him something.
+So to the office in the evening, whither Mr. Commander came to me, and we
+discoursed about my will, which I am resolved to perfect the next week by
+the grace of God. He being gone, I to write letters and other business
+late, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+24th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up, and being desirous to
+perform my vowes that I lately made, among others, to be performed this
+month, I did go to my office, and there fell on entering, out of a bye-
+book, part of my second journall-book, which hath lain these two years
+and more unentered. Upon this work till dinner, and after dinner to it
+again till night, and then home to supper, and after supper to read a
+lecture to my wife upon the globes, and so to prayers and to bed. This
+evening also I drew up a rough draught of my last will to my mind.
+
+
+
+25th. Up and by coach to Whitehall to my Lord's lodgings, and seeing
+that knowing that I was in the house, my Lord did not nevertheless send
+for me up, I did go to the Duke's lodgings, and there staid while he was
+making ready, in which time my Lord Sandwich came, and so all into his
+closet and did our common business, and so broke up, and I homeward by
+coach with Sir W. Batten, and staid at Warwicke Lane and there called
+upon Mr. Commander and did give him my last will and testament to write
+over in form, and so to the 'Change, where I did several businesses. So
+home to dinner, and after I had dined Luellin came and we set him
+something to eat, and I left him there with my wife, and to the office
+upon a particular meeting of the East India Company, where I think I did
+the King good service against the Company in the business of their
+sending our ships home empty from the Indies contrary to their contract,
+and yet, God forgive me! I found that I could be willing to receive a
+bribe if it were offered me to conceal my arguments that I found against
+them, in consideration that none of my fellow officers, whose duty it is
+more than mine, had ever studied the case, or at this hour do understand
+it, and myself alone must do it. That being done Mr. Povy and Bland came
+to speak with me about their business of the reference, wherein I shall
+have some more trouble, but cannot help it, besides I hope to make some
+good use of Mr. Povy to my advantage. So home after business done at my
+office, to supper, and then to the globes with my wife, and so to bed.
+Troubled a little in mind that my Lord Sandwich should continue this
+strangeness to me that methinks he shows me now a days more than while
+the thing was fresh.
+
+
+
+26th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon to
+the 'Change, after being at the Coffee-house, where I sat by Tom
+Killigrew, who told us of a fire last night in my Lady Castlemaine's
+lodging, where she bid L40 for one to adventure the fetching of a cabinet
+out, which at last was got to be done; and the fire at last quenched
+without doing much wrong. To 'Change and there did much business, so
+home to dinner, and then to the office all the afternoon. And so at
+night my aunt Wight and Mrs. Buggin came to sit with my wife, and I in to
+them all the evening, my uncle coming afterward, and after him Mr. Benson
+the Dutchman, a frank, merry man. We were very merry and played at cards
+till late and so broke up and to bed in good hopes that this my
+friendship with my uncle and aunt will end well.
+
+
+
+27th. Up and to the office, and at noon to the Coffeehouse, where I sat
+with Sir G. Ascue
+
+ [Sir George Ayscue or Askew. After his return from his imprisonment
+ he declined to go to sea again, although he was twice afterwards
+ formally appointed. He sat on the court-martial on the loss of the
+ "Defiance" in 1668.]
+
+and Sir William Petty, who in discourse is, methinks, one of the most
+rational men that ever I heard speak with a tongue, having all his
+notions the most distinct and clear, and, among other things (saying,
+that in all his life these three books were the most esteemed and
+generally cried up for wit in the world "Religio Medici," "Osborne's
+Advice to a Son,"
+
+ [Francis Osborne, an English writer of considerable abilities and
+ popularity, was the author of "Advice to a Son," in two parts,
+ Oxford, 1656-8, 8vo. He died in 1659. He is the same person
+ mentioned as "My Father Osborne," October 19th, 1661.--B.]
+
+and "Hudibras "), did say that in these--in the two first principally--the
+wit lies, and confirming some pretty sayings, which are generally like
+paradoxes, by some argument smartly and pleasantly urged, which takes
+with people who do not trouble themselves to examine the force of an
+argument, which pleases them in the delivery, upon a subject which they
+like; whereas, as by many particular instances of mine, and others, out
+of Osborne, he did really find fault and weaken the strength of many of
+Osborne's arguments, so as that in downright disputation they would not
+bear weight; at least, so far, but that they might be weakened, and
+better found in their rooms to confirm what is there said. He shewed
+finely whence it happens that good writers are not admired by the present
+age; because there are but few in any age that do mind anything that is
+abstruse and curious; and so longer before any body do put the true
+praise, and set it on foot in the world, the generality of mankind
+pleasing themselves in the easy delights of the world, as eating,
+drinking, dancing, hunting, fencing, which we see the meanest men do the
+best, those that profess it. A gentleman never dances so well as the
+dancing master, and an ordinary fiddler makes better musique for a
+shilling than a gentleman will do after spending forty, and so in all the
+delights of the world almost. Thence to the 'Change, and after doing
+much business, home, taking Commissioner Pett with me, and all alone
+dined together. He told me many stories of the yard, but I do know him
+so well, and had his character given me this morning by Hempson, as well
+as my own too of him before, that I shall know how to value any thing he
+says either of friendship or other business. He was mighty serious with
+me in discourse about the consequence of Sir W. Petty's boat, as the most
+dangerous thing in the world, if it should be practised by endangering
+our losse of the command of the seas and our trade, while the Turkes and
+others shall get the use of them, which, without doubt, by bearing more
+sayle will go faster than any other ships, and, not being of burden, our
+merchants cannot have the use of them and so will be at the mercy of
+their enemies. So that I perceive he is afeard that the honour of his
+trade will down, though (which is a truth) he pretends this consideration
+to hinder the growth of this invention. He being gone my wife and I took
+coach and to Covent Garden, to buy a maske at the French House, Madame
+Charett's, for my wife; in the way observing the streete full of coaches
+at the new play, "The Indian Queene;" which for show, they say, exceeds
+"Henry the Eighth." Thence back to Mrs. Turner's and sat a while with
+them talking of plays and I know not what, and so called to see Tom, but
+not at home, though they say he is in a deep consumption, and Mrs. Turner
+and Dike and they say he will not live two months to an end. So home and
+to the office, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+28th. Up and to the office, where all the morning sitting, and at noon
+upon several things to the 'Change, and thence to Sir G. Carteret's to
+dinner of my own accord, and after dinner with Mr. Wayth down to Deptford
+doing several businesses, and by land back again, it being very cold, the
+boat meeting me after my staying a while for him at an alehouse by
+Redriffe stairs. So home, and took Will coming out of my doors, at which
+I was a little moved, and told my wife of her keeping him from the office
+(though God knows my base jealous head was the cause of it), which she
+seemed troubled at, and that it was only to discourse with her about
+finding a place for her brother. So I to my office late, Mr. Commander
+coming to read over my will in order to the engrossing it, and so he
+being gone I to other business, among others chiefly upon preparing
+matters against Creed for my profit, and so home to supper and bed, being
+mightily troubled with my left eye all this evening from some dirt that
+is got into it.
+
+
+
+29th. Up, and after shaving myself (wherein twice now, one after
+another, I have cut myself much, but I think it is from the bluntness of
+the razor) there came Mr. Deane to me and staid with me a while talking
+about masts, wherein he prepared me in several things against Mr. Wood,
+and also about Sir W. Petty's boat, which he says must needs prove a
+folly, though I do not think so unless it be that the King will not have
+it encouraged. At noon, by appointment, comes Mr. Hartlibb and his wife,
+and a little before them Messrs. Langley and Bostocke (old acquaintances
+of mine at Westminster, clerks), and after shewing them my house and
+drinking they set out by water, my wife and I with them down to Wapping
+on board the "Crowne," a merchantman, Captain Floyd, a civil person.
+Here was Vice-Admiral Goodson, whom the more I know the more I value for
+a serious man and staunch. Here was Whistler the flagmaker, which vexed
+me, but it mattered not. Here was other sorry company and the discourse
+poor, so that we had no pleasure there at all, but only to see and bless
+God to find the difference that is now between our condition and that
+heretofore, when we were not only much below Hartlibb in all respects,
+but even these two fellows above named, of whom I am now quite ashamed
+that ever my education should lead me to such low company, but it is
+God's goodness only, for which let him be praised. After dinner I. broke
+up and with my wife home, and thence to the Fleece in Cornhill, by
+appointment, to meet my Lord Marlborough, a serious and worthy gentleman,
+who, after doing our business, about the company, he and they began to
+talk of the state of the Dutch in India, which is like to be in a little
+time without any controll; for we are lost there, and the Portuguese as.
+bad. Thence to the Coffee-house, where good discourse, specially of Lt.-
+Coll. Baron touching the manners of the Turkes' Government, among whom he
+lived long. So to my uncle Wight's, where late playing at cards, and so
+home.
+
+
+
+30th. Up, and a sorry sermon of a young fellow I knew at Cambridge; but
+the day kept solemnly for the King's murder, and all day within doors
+making up my Brampton papers, and in the evening Mr. Commander came and
+we made perfect and signed and sealed my last will and testament, which
+is so to my mind, and I hope to the liking of God Almighty, that I take
+great joy in myself that it is done, and by that means my mind in a good
+condition of quiett. At night to supper and to bed. This evening, being
+in a humour of making all things even and clear in the world, I tore some
+old papers; among others, a romance which (under the title of "Love a
+Cheate ") I begun ten years ago at Cambridge; and at this time reading it
+over to-night I liked it very well, and wondered a little at myself at my
+vein at that time when I wrote it, doubting that I cannot do so well now
+if I would try.
+
+
+
+31st (Lord's day). Up, and in my chamber all day long (but a little at
+dinner) settling all my Brampton accounts to this day in very good order,
+I having obliged myself by oathe to do that and some other things within
+this month, and did also perfectly prepare a state of my estate and
+annexed it to my last will and testament, which now is perfect, and,
+lastly, I did make up my monthly accounts, and find that I have gained
+above L50 this month clear, and so am worth L858 clear, which is the
+greatest sum I ever yet was master of, and also read over my usual vowes,
+as I do every Lord's day, but with greater seriousness than ordinary, and
+I do hope that every day I shall see more and more the pleasure of
+looking after my business and laying up of money, and blessed be God for
+what I have already been enabled by his grace to do. So to supper and to
+bed with my mind in mighty great ease and content, but my head very full
+of thoughts and business to dispatch this next month also, and among
+others to provide for answering to the Exchequer for my uncle's being
+Generall-Receiver in the year 1647, which I am at present wholly unable
+to do, but I must find time to look over all his papers.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ FEBRUARY
+ 1663-1664
+
+
+February 1st. Up (my maids rising early this morning to washing), and
+being ready I found Mr. Strutt the purser below with 12 bottles of sacke,
+and tells me (which from Sir W. Batten I had heard before) how young Jack
+Davis has railed against Sir W. Batten for his endeavouring to turn him
+out of his place, at which for the fellow's sake, because it will likely
+prove his ruin, I am sorry, though I do believe he is a very arch rogue.
+I took Strutt by coach with me to White Hall, where I set him down, and I
+to my Lord's, but found him gone out betimes to the Wardrobe, which I am
+glad to see that he so attends his business, though it troubles me that
+my counsel to my prejudice must be the cause of it. They tell me that he
+goes into the country next week, and that the young ladies come up this
+week before the old lady.[?? D.W.] Here I hear how two men last night,
+justling for the wall about the New Exchange, did kill one another, each
+thrusting the other through; one of them of the King's Chappell, one
+Cave, and the other a retayner of my Lord Generall Middleton's. Thence
+to White Hall; where, in the Duke's chamber, the King came and stayed an
+hour or two laughing at Sir W. Petty, who was there about his boat; and
+at Gresham College in general; at which poor Petty was, I perceive, at
+some loss; but did argue discreetly, and bear the unreasonable follies of
+the King's objections and other bystanders with great discretion; and
+offered to take oddes against the King's best boates; but the King would
+not lay, but cried him down with words only. Gresham College he mightily
+laughed at, for spending time only in weighing of ayre, and doing nothing
+else since they sat. Thence to Westminster Hall, and there met with
+diverse people, it being terme time. Among others I spoke with Mrs.
+Lane, of whom I doubted to hear something of the effects of our last
+meeting about a fortnight or three weeks ago, but to my content did not.
+Here I met with Mr. Pierce, who tells me of several passages at Court,
+among others how the King, coming the other day to his Theatre to see
+"The Indian Queene" (which he commends for a very fine thing), my Lady
+Castlemaine was in the next box before he came; and leaning over other
+ladies awhile to whisper to the King, she rose out of the box and went
+into the King's, and set herself on the King's right hand, between the
+King and the Duke of York; which, he swears, put the King himself, as
+well as every body else, out of countenance; and believes that she did it
+only to show the world that she is not out of favour yet, as was
+believed. Thence with Alderman Maynell by his coach to the 'Change, and
+there with several people busy, and so home to dinner, and took my wife
+out immediately to the King's Theatre, it being a new month, and once a
+month I may go, and there saw "The Indian Queene" acted; which indeed is
+a most pleasant show, and beyond my expectation; the play good, but
+spoiled with the ryme, which breaks the sense. But above my expectation
+most, the eldest Marshall did do her part most excellently well as I ever
+heard woman in my life; but her voice not so sweet as Ianthe's; but,
+however, we came home mightily contented. Here we met Mr. Pickering and
+his mistress, Mrs. Doll Wilde; he tells me that the business runs high
+between the Chancellor and my Lord Bristoll against the Parliament; and
+that my Lord Lauderdale and Cooper open high against the Chancellor;
+which I am sorry for. In my way home I 'light and to the Coffee-house,
+where I heard Lt. Coll. Baron tell very good stories of his travels over
+the high hills in Asia above the clouds, how clear the heaven is above
+them, how thicke like a mist the way is through the cloud that wets like
+a sponge one's clothes, the ground above the clouds all dry and parched,
+nothing in the world growing, it being only a dry earth, yet not so hot
+above as below the clouds. The stars at night most delicate bright and a
+fine clear blue sky, but cannot see the earth at any time through the
+clouds, but the clouds look like a world below you. Thence home and to
+supper, being hungry, and so to the office, did business, specially about
+Creed, for whom I am now pretty well fitted, and so home to bed. This
+day in Westminster Hall W. Bowyer told me that his father is dead lately,
+and died by being drowned in the river, coming over in the night; but he
+says he had not been drinking. He was taken with his stick in his hand
+and cloake over his shoulder, as ruddy as before he died. His horse was
+taken overnight in the water, hampered in the bridle, but they were so
+silly as not to look for his master till the next morning, that he was
+found drowned.
+
+
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, where, though Candlemas day, Mr. Coventry and
+Sir W. Pen and I all the morning, the others being at a survey at
+Deptford. At noon by coach to the 'Change with Mr. Coventry, thence to
+the Coffee-house with Captain Coeke, who discoursed well of the good
+effects in some kind of a Dutch warr and conquest (which I did not
+consider before, but the contrary) that is, that the trade of the world
+is too little for us two, therefore one must down: 2ndly, that though our
+merchants will not be the better husbands by all this, yet our wool will
+bear a better price by vaunting of our cloths, and by that our tenants
+will be better able to pay rents, and our lands will be more worth, and
+all our owne manufactures, which now the Dutch outvie us in; that he
+thinks the Dutch are not in so good a condition as heretofore because of
+want of men always, and now from the warrs against the Turke more than
+ever. Then to the 'Change again, and thence off to the Sun Taverne with
+Sir W. Warren, and with him discoursed long, and had good advice, and
+hints from him, and among other things he did give me a payre of gloves
+for my wife wrapt up in paper, which I would not open, feeling it hard;
+but did tell him that my wife should thank him, and so went on in
+discourse. When I came home, Lord! in what pain I was to get my wife out
+of the room without bidding her go, that I might see what these gloves
+were; and, by and by, she being gone, it proves a payre of white gloves
+for her and forty pieces in good gold, which did so cheer my heart, that
+I could eat no victuals almost for dinner for joy to think how God do
+bless us every day more and more, and more yet I hope he will upon the
+increase of my duty and endeavours. I was at great losse what to do,
+whether tell my wife of it or no, which I could hardly forbear, but yet I
+did and will think of it first before I do, for fear of making her think
+me to be in a better condition, or in a better way of getting money, than
+yet I am. After dinner to the office, where doing infinite of business
+till past to at night to the comfort of my mind, and so home with joy to
+supper and to bed. This evening Mr. Hempson came and told me how Sir W,
+Batten his master will not hear of continuing him in his employment as
+Clerk of the Survey at Chatham, from whence of a sudden he has removed
+him without any new or extraordinary cause, and I believe (as he himself
+do in part write, and J. Norman do confess) for nothing but for that he
+was twice with me the other day and did not wait upon him. So much he
+fears me and all that have to do with me. Of this more in the Mem. Book
+of my office upon this day, there I shall find it.
+
+
+
+3rd. Up, and after a long discourse with my cozen Thomas Pepys, the
+executor, I with my wife by coach to Holborn, where I 'light, and she to
+her father's, I to the Temple and several places, and so to the 'Change,
+where much business, and then home to dinner alone; and so to the Mitre
+Taverne by appointment (and there met by chance with W. Howe come to buy
+wine for my Lord against his going down to Hinchingbroke, and I private
+with him a great while discoursing of my Lord's strangeness to me; but he
+answers that I have no reason to think any such thing, but that my Lord
+is only in general a more reserved man than he was before) to meet Sir W.
+Rider and Mr. Clerke, and there after much ado made an end, giving Mr.
+Custos L202 against Mr. Bland, which I endeavoured to bring down but
+could not, and think it is well enough ended for Mr. Bland for all that.
+Thence by coach to fetch my wife from her brother's, and found her gone
+home. Called at Sir Robert Bernard's about surrendering my estate in
+reversion to the use of my life, which will be done, and at Roger Pepys,
+who was gone to bed in pain of a boyle that he could not sit or stand.
+So home, where my wife is full of sad stories of her good-natured father
+and roguish brother, who is going for Holland and his wife, to be a
+soldier. And so after a little at the office to bed. This night late
+coming in my coach, coming up Ludgate Hill, I saw two gallants and their
+footmen taking a pretty wench, which I have much eyed, lately set up shop
+upon the hill, a seller of riband and gloves. They seek to drag her by
+some force, but the wench went, and I believe had her turn served, but,
+God forgive me! what thoughts and wishes I had of being in their place.
+In Covent Garden to-night, going to fetch home my wife, I stopped at the
+great Coffee-house' there, where I never was before; where Dryden the
+poet (I knew at Cambridge), and all the wits of the town, and Harris the
+player, and Mr. Hoole of our College. And had I had time then, or could
+at ether times, it will be good coming thither, for there, I perceive, is
+very witty and pleasant discourse. But I could not tarry, and as it was
+late, they were all ready to go away.
+
+
+
+4th. Up and to the office, where after a while sitting, I left the board
+upon pretence of serious business, and by coach to Paul's School, where I
+heard some good speeches of the boys that were to be elected this year.
+Thence by and by with Mr. Pullen and Barnes (a great Non-Conformist) with
+several others of my old acquaintance to the Nag's Head Taverne, and
+there did give them a bottle of sacke, and away again and I to the
+School, and up to hear the upper form examined; and there was kept by
+very many of the Mercers, Clutterbucke, a Barker, Harrington, and others;
+and with great respect used by them all, and had a noble dinner. Here
+they tell me, that in Dr. Colett's will he says that he would have a
+Master found for the School that hath good skill in Latin, and (if it
+could be) one that had some knowledge of the Greeke; so little was Greeke
+known here at that time. Dr. Wilkins and one Mr. Smallwood, Posers.
+After great pleasure there, and specially to Mr. Crumlum, so often to
+tell of my being a benefactor to the School, I to my bookseller's and
+there spent an hour looking over Theatrum Urbium and Flandria illustrata,
+with excellent cuts, with great content. So homeward, and called at my
+little milliner's, where I chatted with her, her husband out of the way,
+and a mad merry slut she is. So home to the office, and by and by comes
+my wife home from the burial of Captain Grove's wife at Wapping (she
+telling me a story how her mayd Jane going into the boat did fall down
+and show her arse in the boat), and alone comes my uncle Wight and Mr.
+Maes with the state of their case, which he told me very discreetly, and
+I believe is a very hard one, and so after drinking a bottle of ale or
+two they gone, and I a little more to the office, and so home to prayers
+and to bed. This evening I made an end of my letter to Creed about his
+pieces of eight, and sent it away to him. I pray God give good end to it
+to bring me some money, and that duly as from him.
+
+
+
+5th. Up, and down by water, a brave morning, to Woolwich, and there
+spent an houre or two to good purpose, and so walked to Greenwich and
+thence to Deptford, where I found (with Sir W. Batten upon a survey) Sir
+J. Minnes, Sir W. Pen, and my Lady Batten come down and going to dinner.
+I dined with them, and so after dinner by water home, all the way going
+and coming reading" Faber Fortunae," which I can never read too often.
+At home a while with my wife, and so to my office, where till 8 o'clock,
+and then home to look over some Brampton papers, and my uncle's accounts
+as Generall-Receiver of the County for 1647 of our monthly assessment,
+which, contrary to my expectation, I found in such good order and so,
+thoroughly that I did not expect, nor could have thought, and that being
+done, having seen discharges for every farthing of money he received, I
+went to bed late with great quiett.
+
+
+
+6th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and so at noon
+to the 'Change, where I met Mr. Coventry, the first time I ever saw him
+there, and after a little talke with him and other merchants, I up and
+down about several businesses, and so home, whither came one Father
+Fogourdy, an Irish priest, of my wife's and her mother's acquaintance in
+France, a sober, discreet person, but one that I would not have converse
+with my wife for fear of meddling with her religion, but I like the man
+well. Thence with my wife abroad, and left her at Tom's, while I abroad
+about several businesses and so back to her, myself being vexed to find
+at my first coming Tom abroad, and all his books, papers, and bills loose
+upon the open table in the parlour, and he abroad, which I ranted at him
+for when he came in. Then by coach home, calling at my cozen Scott's,
+who (she) lies dying, they say, upon a miscarriage. My wife could not be
+admitted to see her, nor anybody. At home to the office late writing
+letters, and then home to supper and to bed. Father Fogourdy confirms to
+me the newes that for certain there is peace between the Pope and King of
+France.
+
+
+
+7th (Lord's day). Up and to church, and thence home, my wife being ill .
+. . . kept her bed all day, and I up and dined by her bedside, and
+then all the afternoon till late at night writing some letters of
+business to my father stating of matters to him in general of great
+import, and other letters to ease my mind in the week days that I have
+not time to think of, and so up to my wife, and with great mirth read Sir
+W. Davenant's two speeches in dispraise of London and Paris, by way of
+reproach one to another, and so to prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+8th. Up, and by coach called upon Mr. Phillips, and after a little talk
+with him away to my Lord Sandwich's, but he being gone abroad, I staid a
+little and talked with Mr. Howe, and so to Westminster in term time, and
+there met Mr. Pierce, who told me largely how the King still do doat upon
+his women, even beyond all shame; and that the good Queen will of herself
+stop before she goes sometimes into her dressing-room, till she knows
+whether the King be there, for fear he should be, as she hath sometimes
+taken him, with Mrs. Stewart; and that some of the best parts of the
+Queen's joynture are, contrary to faith, and against the opinion of my
+Lord Treasurer and his Council, bestowed or rented, I know not how, to my
+Lord Fitz-Harding and Mrs. Stewart, and others of that crew that the King
+do doat infinitely upon the Duke of Monmouth, apparently as one that he
+intends to have succeed him. God knows what will be the end of it!
+After he was gone I went and talked with Mrs. Lane about persuading her
+to Hawly, and think she will come on, which I wish were done, and so to
+Mr. Howlett and his wife, and talked about the same, and they are
+mightily for it, and I bid them promote it, for I think it will be for
+both their goods and my content. But I was much pleased to look upon
+their pretty daughter, which is grown a pretty mayd, and will make a fine
+modest woman. Thence to the 'Change by coach, and after some business
+done, home to dinner, and thence to Guildhall, thinking to have heard
+some pleading, but there were no Courts, and so to Cade's, the stationer,
+and there did look upon some pictures which he promised to give me the
+buying of, but I found he would have played the Jacke with me, but at
+last he did proffer me what I expected, and I have laid aside L10 or L12
+worth, and will think of it, but I am loth to lay out so much money upon
+them. So home a little vexed in my mind to think how to-day I was forced
+to compliment W. Howe and admit myself to an equality with Mr. Moore,
+which is come to challenge in his discourse with me, but I will admit it
+no more, but let me stand or fall, I will show myself as strange to them
+as my Lord do himself to me. After at the office till 9 o'clock, I home
+in fear of some pain by taking cold, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+9th. Up and to the office, where sat all the morning. At noon by coach
+with Mr. Coventry to the 'Change, where busy with several people. Great
+talke of the Dutch proclaiming themselves in India, Lords of the Southern
+Seas, and deny traffick there to all ships but their owne, upon pain of
+confiscation; which makes our merchants mad. Great doubt of two ships of
+ours, the "Greyhound" and another, very rich, coming from the Streights,
+for fear of the Turkes. Matters are made up between the Pope and the
+King of France; so that now all the doubt is, what the French will do
+with their armies. Thence home, and there found Captain Grove in
+mourning for his wife, and Hawly, and they dined with me. After dinner,
+and Grove gone, Hawly and I talked of his mistress, Mrs. Lane, and I
+seriously advising him and inquiring his condition, and do believe that I
+shall bring them together. By and by comes Mr. Moore, with whom much
+good discourse of my Lord, and among other things told me that my Lord is
+mightily altered, that is, grown very high and stately, and do not admit
+of any to come into his chamber to him, as heretofore, and that I must
+not think much of his strangeness to me, for it was the same he do to
+every body, and that he would not have me be solicitous in the matter,
+but keep off and give him now and then a visit and no more, for he says
+he himself do not go to him now a days but when he sends for him, nor
+then do not stay for him if he be not there at the hour appointed, for,
+says he, I do find that I can stand upon my own legs and I will not by
+any over submission make myself cheap to any body and contemptible,
+which was the doctrine of the world that I lacked most, and shall follow
+it. I discoursed with him about my money that my Lord hath, and the
+L1000 that I stand bound with him in, to my cozen Thomas Pepys, in both
+which I will get myself at liberty as soon as I can; for I do not like
+his being angry and in debt both together to me; and besides, I do not
+perceive he looks after paying his debts, but runs farther and farther
+in. He being gone, my wife and I did walk an houre or two above in our
+chamber, seriously talking of businesses. I told her my Lord owed me
+L700, and shewed her the bond, and how I intended to carry myself to my
+Lord. She and I did cast about how to get Captain Grove for my sister,
+in which we are mighty earnest at present, and I think it would be a good
+match, and will endeavour it. So to my office a while, then home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+10th. Up, and by coach to my Lord Sandwich, to his new house, a fine
+house, but deadly dear, in Lincoln's Inne Fields, where I found and spoke
+a little to him. He is high and strange still, but did ask me how my
+wife did, and at parting remembered him to his cozen, which I thought was
+pretty well, being willing to flatter myself that in time he will be well
+again. Thence home straight and busy all the forenoon, and at noon with
+Mr. Bland to Mr. Povy's, but he being at dinner and full of company we
+retreated and went into Fleet Street to a friend of his, and after a
+long stay, he telling me the long and most perplexed story of Coronell
+and Bushell's business of sugars, wherein Parke and Green and Mr. Bland
+and 40 more have been so concerned about the King of Portugal's duties,
+wherein every party has laboured to cheat another, a most pleasant and
+profitable story to hear, and in the close made me understand Mr. Maes'
+business better than I did before. By and by dinner came, and after
+dinner and good discourse that and such as I was willing for improvement
+sake to hear, I went away too to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier,
+where I took occasion to demand of Creed whether he had received my
+letter, and he told me yes, and that he would answer it, which makes me
+much wonder what he means to do with me, but I will be even with him
+before I have done, let him make as light of it as he will. Thence to
+the Temple, where my cozen Roger Pepys did show me a letter my Father
+wrote to him last Terme to shew me, proposing such things about Sturtlow
+and a portion for Pall, and I know not what, that vexes me to see him
+plotting how to put me to trouble and charge, and not thinking to pay our
+debts and legacys, but I will write him a letter will persuade him to be
+wiser. So home, and finding my wife abroad (after her coming home from
+being with my aunt Wight to-day to buy Lent provisions) gone with Will to
+my brother's, I followed them by coach, but found them not, for they were
+newly gone home from thence, which troubled me. I to Sir Robert
+Bernard's chamber, and there did surrender my reversion in Brampton lands
+to the use of my will, which I was glad to have done, my will being now
+good in all parts. Thence homewards, calling a little at the Coffee-
+house, where a little merry discourse, and so home, where I found my
+wife, who says she went to her father's to be satisfied about her
+brother, who I found at my house with her. He is going this next tide
+with his wife into Holland to seek his fortune. He had taken his leave
+of us this morning. I did give my wife 10s. to give him, and a coat that
+I had by me, a close-bodied light-coloured cloth coat, with a gold
+edgeing in each seam, that was the lace of my wife's best pettycoat that
+she had when I married her. I staid not there, but to my office, where
+Stanes the glazier was with me till to at night making up his contract,
+and, poor man, I made him almost mad through a mistake of mine, but did
+afterwards reconcile all, for I would not have the man that labours to
+serve the King so cheap above others suffer too much. He gone I did a
+little business more, and so home to supper and to bed, being now pretty
+well again, the weather being warm. My pain do leave me without coming
+to any great excesse, but my cold that I had got I suppose was not very
+great, it being only the leaving of my wastecoat unbuttoned one morning.
+
+
+
+11th. Up, after much pleasant discourse with my wife, and to the office,
+where we sat all the morning, and did much business, and some much to my
+content by prevailing against Sir W. Batten for the King's profit. At
+noon home to dinner, my wife and I hand to fist to a very fine pig. This
+noon Mr. Falconer came and visited my wife, and brought her a present, a
+silver state-cup and cover, value about L3 or L4, for the courtesy I did
+him the other day. He did not stay dinner with me. I am almost sorry
+for this present, because I would have reserved him for a place to go in
+summer a-visiting at Woolwich with my wife.
+
+
+
+12th. Up, and ready, did find below Mr. Creed's boy with a letter from
+his master for me. So I fell to reading it, and it is by way of stating
+the case between S. Pepys and J. Creed most excellently writ, both
+showing his stoutness and yet willingness to peace, reproaching me yet
+flattering me again, and in a word in as good a manner as I think the
+world could have wrote, and indeed put me to a greater stand than ever I
+thought I could have been in this matter. All the morning thinking how
+to behave myself in the business, and at noon to the Coffee-house; thence
+by his appointment met him upon the 'Change, and with him back to the
+Coffee-house, where with great seriousness and strangeness on both sides
+he said his part and I mine, he sometimes owning my favour and
+assistance, yet endeavouring to lessen it, as that the success of his
+business was not wholly or very much to be imputed to that assistance: I
+to alledge the contrary, and plainly to tell him that from the beginning
+I never had it in my mind to do him all that kindnesse for nothing, but
+he gaining 5 or L600, I did expect a share of it, at least a real and not
+a complimentary acknowledgment of it. In fine I said nothing all the
+while that I need fear he can do me more hurt with them than before I
+spoke them. The most I told him was after we were come to a peace, which
+he asked me whether he should answer the Board's letter or no. I told
+him he might forbear it a while and no more. Then he asked how the
+letter could be signed by them without their much enquiry. I told him it
+was as I worded it and nothing at all else of any moment, whether my
+words be ever hereafter spoken of again or no. So that I have the same
+neither better nor worse force over him that I had before, if he should
+not do his part. And the peace between us was this: Says he after all,
+well, says he, I know you will expect, since there must be some
+condescension, that it do become me to begin it, and therefore, says he,
+I do propose (just like the interstice between the death of the old and
+the coming in of the present king, all the time is swallowed up as if it
+had never been) so our breach of friendship may be as if it had never
+been, that I should lay aside all misapprehensions of him or his first
+letter, and that he would reckon himself obliged to show the same
+ingenuous acknowledgment of my love and service to him as at the
+beginning he ought to have done, before by my first letter I did (as he
+well observed) put him out of a capacity of doing it, without seeming to
+do it servilely, and so it rests, and I shall expect how he will deal
+with me. After that I began to be free, and both of us to discourse of
+other things, and he went home with me and dined with me and my wife and
+very pleasant, having a good dinner and the opening of my lampry (cutting
+a notch on one side), which proved very good. After dinner he and I to
+Deptford, walking all the way, where we met Sir W. Petty and I took him
+back, and I got him to go with me to his vessel and discourse it over to
+me, which he did very well, and then walked back together to the
+waterside at Redriffe, with good discourse all the way. So Creed and I
+by boat to my house, and thence to coach with my wife and called at
+Alderman Backewell's and there changed Mr. Falconer's state-cup, that he
+did give us the other day, for a fair tankard. The cup weighed with the
+fashion L5 16s., and another little cup that Joyce Norton did give us
+17s., both L6 13s.; for which we had the tankard, which came to L6 10s.,
+at 5s. 7d. per oz., and 3s. in money, and with great content away thence
+to my brother's, Creed going away there, and my brother bringing me the
+old silk standard that I lodged there long ago, and then back again home,
+and thence, hearing that my uncle Wight had been at my house, I went to
+him to the Miter, and there with him and Maes, Norbury, and Mr. Rawlinson
+till late eating some pot venison (where the Crowne earthen pot pleased
+me mightily), and then homewards and met Mr. Barrow, so back with him to
+the Miter and sat talking about his business of his discontent in the
+yard, wherein sometimes he was very foolish and pettish, till 12 at
+night, and so went away, and I home and up to my wife a-bed, with my mind
+ill at ease whether I should think that I had by this made myself a bad
+end by missing the certainty of L100 which I proposed to myself so much,
+or a good one by easing myself of the uncertain good effect but the
+certain trouble and reflection which must have fallen on me if we had
+proceeded to a public dispute, ended besides embarking myself against my
+Lord, who (which I had forgot) had given him his hand for the value of
+the pieces of eight at his rates which were all false, which by the way I
+shall take heed to the giving of my Lord notice of it hereafter whenever
+he goes out again.
+
+
+
+13th. Up, and after I had told my wife in the morning in bed the
+passages yesterday with Creed my head and heart was mightily lighter than
+they were before, and so up and to the office, and thence, after sitting,
+at 11 o'clock with Mr. Coventry to the African House, and there with Sir
+W. Ryder by agreement we looked over part of my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, these being by Creed and Vernaty. Anon down to dinner to a
+table which Mr. Coventry keeps here, out of his L300 per annum as one of
+the Assistants to the Royall Company, a very pretty dinner, and good
+company, and excellent discourse, and so up again to our work for an hour
+till the Company came to having a meeting of their own, and so we broke
+up and Creed and I took coach and to Reeves, the perspective glass maker,
+and there did indeed see very excellent microscopes, which did discover a
+louse or mite or sand most perfectly and largely. Being sated with that
+we went away (yet with a good will were it not for my obligation to have
+bought one) and walked to the New Exchange, and after a turn or two and
+talked I took coach and home, and so to my office, after I had been with
+my wife and saw her day's work in ripping the silke standard, which we
+brought home last night, and it will serve to line a bed, or for twenty
+uses, to our great content. And there wrote fair my angry letter to my
+father upon that that he wrote to my cozen Roger Pepys, which I hope will
+make him the more carefull to trust to my advice for the time to come
+without so many needless complaints and jealousys, which are troublesome
+to me because without reason.
+
+
+
+14th (Lord's day). Up and to church alone, where a lazy sermon of Mr.
+Mills, upon a text to introduce catechizing in his parish, which I
+perceive he intends to begin. So home and very pleasant with my wife at
+dinner. All the afternoon at my office alone doing business, and then in
+the evening after a walk with my wife in the garden, she and I to my
+uncle Wight's to supper, where Mr. Norbury, but my uncle out of tune, and
+after supper he seemed displeased mightily at my aunt's desiring [to] put
+off a copper kettle, which it seems with great study he had provided to
+boil meat in, and now she is put in the head that it is not wholesome,
+which vexed him, but we were very merry about it, and by and by home, and
+after prayers to bed.
+
+
+
+15th. Up, and carrying my wife to my Lord's lodgings left her, and I to
+White Hall, to the Duke; where he first put on a periwigg to-day; but
+methought his hair cut short in order thereto did look very prettily of
+itself, before he put on his periwigg.
+
+ [Charles II. followed his brother in the use of the periwig in the
+ following April.]
+
+Thence to his closet and there did our business, and thence Mr. Coventry
+and I down to his chamber and spent a little time, and so parted, and I
+took my wife homeward, I stopping at the Coffee-house, and thence a while
+to the 'Change, where great newes of the arrivall of two rich ships, the
+Greyhound and another, which they were mightily afeard of, and great
+insurance given, and so home to dinner, and after an houre with my wife
+at her globes, I to the office, where very busy till 11 at night, and so
+home to supper and to bed. This afternoon Sir Thomas Chamberlin came to
+the office to me, and showed me several letters from the East Indys,
+showing the height that the Dutch are come to there, showing scorn to all
+the English, even in our only Factory there of Surat, beating several
+men, and hanging the English Standard St. George under the Dutch flagg in
+scorn; saying, that whatever their masters do or say at home, they will
+do what they list, and will be masters of all the world there; and have
+so proclaimed themselves Soveraigne of all the South Seas; which
+certainly our King cannot endure, if the Parliament will give him money.
+But I doubt and yet do hope they will not yet, till we are more ready for
+it.
+
+
+
+16th. Up and to the office, where very busy all the morning, and most
+with Mr. Wood, I vexing him about his masts. At noon to the 'Change a
+little and thence brought Mr. Barrow to dinner with me, where I had a
+haunch of venison roasted, given me yesterday, and so had a pretty
+dinner, full of discourse of his business, wherein the poor man is
+mightily troubled, and I pity him in it, but hope to get him some ease.
+He being gone I to the office, where very busy till night, that my uncle
+Wight and Mr. Maes came to me, and after discourse about Maes' business
+to supper very merry, but my mind upon my business, and so they being
+gone I to my Vyall a little, which I have not done some months, I think,
+before, and then a little to my office, at 11 at night, and so home and
+to bed.
+
+
+
+17th. Up, and with my wife, setting her down by her father's in Long
+Acre, in so ill looked a place, among all the whore houses, that I was
+troubled at it, to see her go thither. Thence I to White Hall and there
+walked up and down talking with Mr. Pierce, who tells me of the King's
+giving of my Lord Fitz-Harding two leases which belong indeed to the
+Queene, worth L20,000 to him; and how people do talk of it, and other
+things of that nature which I am sorry to hear. He and I walked round
+the Park with great pleasure, and back again, and finding no time to
+speak with my Lord of Albemarle, I walked to the 'Change and there met my
+wife at our pretty Doll's, and so took her home, and Creed also whom I
+met there, and sent her hose, while Creed and I staid on the 'Change, and
+by and by home and dined, where I found an excellent mastiffe, his name
+Towser, sent me by a chyrurgeon. After dinner I took my wife again by
+coach (leaving Creed by the way going to Gresham College, of which he is
+now become one of the virtuosos) and to White Hall, where I delivered a
+paper about Tangier to my Lord Duke of Albemarle in the council chamber,
+and so to Mrs. Hunt's to call my wife, and so by coach straight home, and
+at my office till 3 o'clock in the morning, having spent much time this
+evening in discourse with Mr. Cutler, who tells me how the Dutch deal
+with us abroad and do not value us any where, and how he and Sir W. Rider
+have found reason to lay aside Captain Cocke in their company, he having
+played some indiscreet and unfair tricks with them, and has lost himself
+every where by his imposing upon all the world with the conceit he has of
+his own wit, and so has, he tells me, Sir R. Ford also, both of whom are
+very witty men. He being gone Sir W. Rider came and staid with me till
+about 12 at night, having found ourselves work till that time, about
+understanding the measuring of Mr. Wood's masts, which though I did so
+well before as to be thought to deal very hardly against Wood, yet I am
+ashamed I understand it no better, and do hope yet, whatever be thought
+of me, to save the King some more money, and out of an impatience to
+breake up with my head full of confused confounded notions, but nothing
+brought to a clear comprehension, I was resolved to sit up and did till
+now it is ready to strike 4 o'clock, all alone, cold, and my candle not
+enough left to light me to my owne house, and so, with my business
+however brought to some good understanding, and set it down pretty clear,
+I went home to bed with my mind at good quiet, and the girl sitting up
+for me (the rest all a-bed). I eat and drank a little, and to bed,
+weary, sleepy, cold, and my head akeing.
+
+
+
+18th. Called up to the office and much against my will I rose, my head
+aching mightily, and to the office, where I did argue to good purpose for
+the King, which I have been fitting myself for the last night against Mr.
+Wood about his masts, but brought it to no issue. Very full of business
+till noon, and then with Mr. Coventry to the African House, and there
+fell to my Lord Peterborough's accounts, and by and by to dinner, where
+excellent discourse, Sir G. Carteret and others of the African Company
+with us, and then up to the accounts again, which were by and by done,
+and then I straight home, my head in great pain, and drowsy, so after
+doing a little business at the office I wrote to my father about sending
+him the mastiff was given me yesterday. I home and by daylight to bed
+about 6 o'clock and fell to sleep, wakened about 12 when my wife came to
+bed, and then to sleep again and so till morning, and then:
+
+
+
+19th. Up in good order in my head again and shaved myself, and then to
+the office, whither Mr. Cutler came, and walked and talked with me a
+great while; and then to the 'Change together; and it being early, did
+tell me several excellent examples of men raised upon the 'Change by
+their great diligence and saving; as also his owne fortune, and how
+credit grew upon him; that when he was not really worth L1100, he had
+credit for L100,000 of Sir W. Rider how he rose; and others. By and by
+joyned with us Sir John Bankes; who told us several passages of the East
+India Company; and how in his very case, when there was due to him and
+Alderman Mico L64,000 from the Dutch for injury done to them in the East
+Indys, Oliver presently after the peace, they delaying to pay them the
+money, sent them word, that if they did not pay them by such a day, he
+would grant letters of mark to those merchants against them; by which
+they were so fearful of him, they did presently pay the money every
+farthing. By and by, the 'Change filling, I did many businesses, and
+about 2 o'clock went off with my uncle Wight to his house, thence by
+appointment we took our wives (they by coach with Mr. Mawes) and we on
+foot to Mr. Jaggard, a salter, in Thames Street, for whom I did a
+courtesy among the poor victuallers, his wife, whom long ago I had seen,
+being daughter to old Day, my uncle Wight's master, is a very plain
+woman, but pretty children they have. They live methought at first in
+but a plain way, but afterward I saw their dinner, all fish, brought in
+very neatly, but the company being but bad I had no great pleasure in it.
+After dinner I to the office, where we should have met upon business
+extraordinary, but business not coming we broke up, and I thither again
+and took my wife; and taking a coach, went to visit my Ladys Jemimah and
+Paulina Montagu, and Mrs. Elizabeth Dickering, whom we find at their
+father's new house
+
+ [The Earl of Sandwich had just moved to a house in Lincoln's Inn
+ Fields. Elizabeth Dickering, who afterwards married John Creed, was
+ niece to Lord Sandwich.]
+
+in Lincolne's Inn Fields; but the house all in dirt. They received us
+well enough; but I did not endeavour to carry myself over familiarly with
+them; and so after a little stay, there coming in presently after us my
+Lady Aberguenny and other ladies, we back again by coach, and visited, my
+wife did, my she cozen Scott, who is very ill still, and thence to
+Jaggard's again, where a very good supper and great store of plate; and
+above all after supper Mrs. Jaggard did at my entreaty play on the Vyall,
+but so well as I did not think any woman in England could and but few
+Maisters, I must confess it did mightily surprise me, though I knew
+heretofore that she could play, but little thought so well. After her I
+set Maes to singing, but he did it so like a coxcomb that I was sick of
+him. About 11 at night I carried my aunt home by coach, and then home
+myself, having set my wife down at home by the way. My aunt tells me
+they are counted very rich people, worth at least 10 or L12,000, and
+their country house all the yeare long and all things liveable, which
+mightily surprises me to think for how poore a man I took him when I did
+him the courtesy at our office. So after prayers to bed, pleased at
+nothing all the day but Mrs. Jaggard playing on the Vyall, and that was
+enough to make me bear with all the rest that did not content me.
+
+
+
+20th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon to
+the 'Change with Mr. Coventry and thence home to dinner, after dinner by
+a gaily down to Woolwich, where with Mr. Falconer, and then at the other
+yard doing some business to my content, and so walked to Greenwich, it
+being a very fine evening and brought right home with me by water, and so
+to my office, where late doing business, and then home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+21st. (Lord's day). Up, and having many businesses at the office to-day
+I spent all the morning there drawing up a letter to Mr. Coventry about
+preserving of masts, being collections of my own, and at noon home to
+dinner, whither my brother Tom comes, and after dinner I took him up and
+read my letter lately of discontent to my father, and he is seemingly
+pleased at it, and cries out of my sister's ill nature and lazy life
+there. He being gone I to my office again, and there made an end of my
+morning's work, and then, after reading my vows of course, home and back
+again with Mr. Maes and walked with him talking of his business in the
+garden, and he being gone my wife and I walked a turn or two also, and
+then my uncle Wight fetching of us, she and I to his house to supper,
+and by the way calling on Sir G. Carteret to desire his consent to my
+bringing Maes to him, which he agreed to. So I to my uncle's, but staid
+a great while vexed both of us for Maes not coming in, and soon he came,
+and I with him from supper to Sir G. Carteret, and there did largely
+discourse of the business, and I believe he may expect as much favour as
+he can do him, though I fear that will not be much. So back, and after
+sitting there a good while, we home, and going my wife told me how my
+uncle when he had her alone did tell her that he did love her as well as
+ever he did, though he did not find it convenient to show it publicly for
+reasons on both sides, seeming to mean as well to prevent my jealousy as
+his wife's, but I am apt to think that he do mean us well, and to give us
+something if he should die without children. So home to prayers and to
+bed. My wife called up the people to washing by four o'clock in the
+morning; and our little girl Susan is a most admirable Slut and pleases
+us mightily, doing more service than both the others and deserves wages
+better.
+
+
+
+22nd. Up and shaved myself, and then my wife and I by coach out, and I
+set her down by her father's, being vexed in my mind and angry with her
+for the ill-favoured place, among or near the whore houses, that she is
+forced to come to him. So left her there, and I to Sir Th. Warwick's but
+did not speak with him. Thence to take a turn in St. James's Park, and
+meeting with Anth. Joyce walked with him a turn in the Pell Mell and so
+parted, he St. James's ward and I out to Whitehall ward, and so to a
+picture-sellers by the Half Moone in the street over against the
+Exchange, and there looked over the maps of several cities and did buy
+two books of cities stitched together cost me 9s. 6d., and when I came
+home thought of my vowe, and paid 5s. into my poor box for it, hoping in
+God that I shall forfeit no more in that kind. Thence, meeting Mr.
+Moore, and to the Exchange and there found my wife at pretty Doll's, and
+thence by coach set her at my uncle Wight's, to go with my aunt to market
+once more against Lent, and I to the Coffee-house, and thence to the
+'Change, my chief business being to enquire about the manner of other
+countries keeping of their masts wet or dry, and got good advice about
+it, and so home, and alone ate a bad, cold dinner, my people being at
+their washing all day, and so to the office and all the afternoon upon my
+letter to Mr. Coventry about keeping of masts, and ended it very well at
+night and wrote it fair over. This evening came Mr. Alsopp the King's
+brewer, with whom I spent an houre talking and bewailing the posture of
+things at present; the King led away by half-a-dozen men, that none of
+his serious servants and friends can come at him. These are Lauderdale,
+Buckingham, Hamilton, Fitz-Harding (to whom he hath, it seems, given
+L2,000 per annum in the best part of the King's estate); and that that
+the old Duke of Buckingham could never get of the King. Progers is
+another, and Sir H. Bennett. He loves not the Queen at all, but is
+rather sullen to her; and she, by all reports, incapable of children.
+He is so fond of the Duke of Monmouth, that every body admires it; and he
+says the Duke hath said, that he would be the death of any man that says
+the King was not married to his mother: though Alsopp says, it is well
+known that she was a common whore before the King lay with her. But it
+seems, he says, that the King is mighty kind to these his bastard
+children; and at this day will go at midnight to my Lady Castlemaine's
+nurses, and take the child and dance it in his arms: that he is not
+likely to have his tables up again in his house,--[The tables at which
+the king dined in public.-B.]--for the crew that are about him will not
+have him come to common view again, but keep him obscurely among
+themselves. He hath this night, it seems, ordered that the Hall (which
+there is a ball to be in to-night before the King) be guarded, as the
+Queen-Mother's is, by his Horse Guards; whereas heretofore they were by
+the Lord Chamberlain or Steward, and their people. But it is feared they
+will reduce all to the soldiery, and all other places taken away; and
+what is worst of all, that he will alter the present militia, and bring
+all to a flying army. That my Lord Lauderdale, being Middleton's enemy,
+and one that scorns the Chancellor even to open affronts before the King,
+hath got the whole power of Scotland into his hand; whereas the other day
+he was in a fair way to have had his whole estate, and honour, and life,
+voted away from him. That the King hath done himself all imaginable
+wrong in the business of my Lord Antrim, in Ireland; who, though he was
+the head of rebels, yet he by his letter owns to have acted by his
+father's and mother's, and his commissions; but it seems the truth is, he
+hath obliged himself, upon the clearing of his estate, to settle it upon
+a daughter of the Queene-Mother's (by my Lord Germin, I suppose,) in
+marriage, be it to whom the Queene pleases; which is a sad story. It
+seems a daughter of the Duke of Lenox's was, by force, going to be
+married the other day at Somerset House, to Harry Germin; but she got
+away and run to the King, and he says he will protect her. She is, it
+seems, very near akin to the King: Such mad doings there are every day
+among them! The rape upon a woman at Turnstile the other day, her
+husband being bound in his shirt, they both being in bed together, it
+being night, by two Frenchmen, who did not only lye with her but abused
+her with a linke, is hushed up for L300, being the Queen Mother's
+servants. There was a French book in verse, the other day, translated
+and presented to the Duke of Monmouth in such a high stile, that the Duke
+of York, he tells me, was mightily offended at it. The Duke of
+Monmouth's mother's brother hath a place at Court; and being a Welchman
+(I think he told me) will talk very broad of the King's being married to
+his sister. The King did the other day, at the Council, commit my Lord
+Digby's' chaplin, and steward, and another servant, who went upon the
+process begun there against their lord, to swear that they saw him at
+church, end receive the Sacrament as a Protestant, (which, the judges
+said, was sufficient to prove him such in the eye of the law); the King,
+I say, did commit them all to the Gate-house, notwithstanding their
+pleading their dependance upon him, and the faith they owed him as their
+lord, whose bread they eat. And that the King should say, that he would
+soon see whether he was King, or Digby. That the Queene-Mother hath
+outrun herself in her expences, and is now come to pay very ill, or run
+in debt; the money being spent that she received for leases. He believes
+there is not any money laid up in bank, as I told him some did hope; but
+he says, from the best informers he can assure me there is no such thing,
+nor any body that should look after such a thing; and that there is not
+now above L80,000 of the Dunkirke money left in stock. That Oliver in
+the year when he spent L1,400,000 in the Navy, did spend in the whole
+expence of the kingdom L2,600,000. That all the Court are mad for a
+Dutch war; but both he and I did concur, that it was a thing rather to be
+dreaded than hoped for; unless by the French King's falling upon
+Flanders, they and the Dutch should be divided. That our Embassador had,
+it is true, an audience; but in the most dishonourable way that could be;
+for the Princes of the Blood (though invited by our Embassador, which was
+the greatest absurdity that ever Embassador committed these 400 years)
+were not there; and so were not said to give place to our King's
+Embassador. And that our King did openly say, the other day in the Privy
+Chamber, that he would not be hectored out of his right and preeminencys
+by the King of France, as great as he was. That the Pope is glad to
+yield to a peace with the French (as the newes-book says), upon the
+basest terms that ever was. That the talke which these people about our
+King, that I named before, have, is to tell him how neither privilege of
+Parliament nor City is any thing; but his will is all, and ought to be
+so: and their discourse, it seems, when they are alone, is so base and
+sordid, that it makes the eares of the very gentlemen of the back-stairs
+(I think he called them) to tingle to hear it spoke in the King's
+hearing; and that must be very bad indeed. That my Lord Digby did send
+to Lisbon a couple of priests, to search out what they could against the
+Chancellor concerning the match, as to the point of his knowing before-
+hand that the Queene was not capable of bearing children; and that
+something was given her to make her so. But as private as they were,
+when they came thither they were clapped up prisoners. That my Lord
+Digby endeavours what he can to bring the business into the House of
+Commons, hoping there to master the Chancellor, there being many enemies
+of his there; but I hope the contrary. That whereas the late King did
+mortgage 'Clarendon' to somebody for L20,000, and this to have given it
+to the Duke of Albemarle, and he sold it to my Lord Chancellor, whose
+title of Earldome is fetched from thence; the King hath this day sent his
+order to the Privy Seale for the payment of this L20,000 to my Lord
+Chancellor, to clear the mortgage! Ireland in a very distracted
+condition about the hard usage which the Protestants meet with, and the
+too good which the Catholiques. And from altogether, God knows my heart,
+I expect nothing but ruine can follow, unless things are better ordered
+in a little time. He being gone my wife came and told me how kind my
+uncle Wight had been to her to-day, and that though she says that all his
+kindness comes from respect to her she discovers nothing but great
+civility from him, yet but what she says he otherwise will tell me, but
+to-day he told her plainly that had she a child it should be his heir,
+and that should I or she want he would be a good friend to us, and did
+give my wife instructions to consent to all his wife says at any time,
+she being a pettish woman, which argues a design I think he has of
+keeping us in with his wife in order to our good sure, and he declaring
+her jealous of him that so he dares not come to see my wife as otherwise
+he would do and will endeavour to do. It looks strange putting all
+together, but yet I am in hopes he means well. My aunt also is mighty
+open to my wife and tells her mighty plain how her husband did intend to
+double her portion to her at his death as a jointure. That he will give
+presently L100 to her niece Mary and a good legacy at his death, and it
+seems did as much to the other sister, which vexed [me] to think that he
+should bestow so much upon his wife's friends daily as he do, but it
+cannot be helped for the time past, and I will endeavour to remedy it for
+the time to come. After all this discourse with my wife at my office
+alone, she home to see how the wash goes on and I to make an end of my
+work, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+23rd. Up, it being Shrove Tuesday, and at the office sat all the
+morning, at noon to the 'Change and there met with Sir W. Rider, and of a
+sudden knowing what I had at home, brought him and Mr. Cutler and Mr.
+Cooke, clerk to Mr. Secretary Morrice, a sober and pleasant man, and one
+that I knew heretofore, when he was my Lord 's secretary at Dunkirke. I
+made much of them and had a pretty dinner for a sudden. We talked very
+pleasantly, and they many good discourses of their travels abroad. After
+dinner they gone, I to my office, where doing many businesses very late,
+but to my good content to see how I grow in estimation every day more and
+more, and have things given more oftener than I used to have formerly, as
+to have a case of very pretty knives with agate shafts by Mrs. Russell.
+So home and to bed. This day, by the blessing of God, I have lived
+thirty-one years in the world; and, by the grace of God, I find myself
+not only in good health in every thing, and particularly as to the stone,
+but only pain upon taking cold, and also in a fair way of coming to a
+better esteem and estate in the world, than ever I expected. But I pray
+God give me a heart to fear a fall, and to prepare for it!
+
+
+
+24th (Ash-Wednesday). Up and by water, it being a very fine morning, to
+White Hall, and there to speak with Sir Ph. Warwicke, but he was gone out
+to chappell, so I spent much of the morning walking in the Park, and
+going to the Queene's chappell, where I staid and saw their masse, till a
+man came and bid me go out or kneel down: so I did go out. And thence to
+Somerset House; and there into the chappell, where Monsieur d'Espagne
+used to preach. But now it is made very fine, and was ten times more
+crouded than the Queene's chappell at St. James's; which I wonder at.
+Thence down to the garden of Somerset House, and up and down the new
+building, which in every respect will be mighty magnificent and costly.
+I staid a great while talking with a man in the garden that was sawing of
+a piece of marble, and did give him 6d. to drink. He told me much of the
+nature and labour of the worke, how he could not saw above 4 inches of
+the stone in a day, and of a greater not above one or two, and after it
+is sawed, then it is rubbed with coarse and then with finer and finer
+sand till they come to putty, and so polish it as smooth as glass. Their
+saws have no teeth, but it is the sand only which the saw rubs up and
+down that do the thing. Thence by water to the Coffee-house, and there
+sat with Alderman Barker talking of hempe and the trade, and thence to
+the 'Change a little, and so home and dined with my wife, and then to the
+office till the evening, and then walked a while merrily with my wife in
+the garden, and so she gone, I to work again till late, and so home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+25th. Up and to the office, where we sat, and thence with Mr. Coventry
+by coach to the glasshouse and there dined, and both before and after did
+my Lord Peterborough's accounts. Thence home to the office, and there
+did business till called by Creed, and with him by coach (setting my wife
+at my brother's) to my Lord's, and saw the young ladies, and talked a
+little with them, and thence to White Hall, a while talking but doing no
+business, but resolved of going to meet my Lord tomorrow, having got a
+horse of Mr. Coventry to-day. So home, taking up my wife, and after
+doing something at my office home, God forgive me, disturbed in my mind
+out of my jealousy of my wife tomorrow when I am out of town, which is a
+hell to my mind, and yet without all reason. God forgive me for it, and
+mend me.--[Sam measures his wife's morals by his own yardstick. D.W.]--
+So home, and getting my things ready for me, weary to bed.
+
+
+
+26th. Up, and after dressing myself handsomely for riding, I out, and by
+water to Westminster, to Mr. Creed's chamber, and after drinking some
+chocolate, and playing on the vyall, Mr. Mallard being there, upon
+Creed's new vyall, which proves, methinks, much worse than mine, and,
+looking upon his new contrivance of a desk and shelves for books, we set
+out from an inne hard by, whither Mr. Coventry's horse was carried, and
+round about the bush through bad ways to Highgate. Good discourse in the
+way had between us, and it being all day a most admirable pleasant day,
+we, upon consultation, had stopped at the Cocke, a mile on this side
+Barnett, being unwilling to put ourselves to the charge or doubtful
+acceptance of any provision against my Lord's coming by, and there got
+something and dined, setting a boy to look towards Barnett Hill, against
+their coming; and after two or three false alarms, they come, and we met
+the coach very gracefully, and I had a kind receipt from both Lord and
+Lady as I could wish, and some kind discourse, and then rode by the coach
+a good way, and so fell to discoursing with several of the people, there
+being a dozen attending the coach, and another for the mayds and parson.
+Among others talking with W. Howe, he told me how my Lord in his hearing
+the other day did largely tell my Lord Peterborough and Povy (who went
+with them down to Hinchinbrooke) how and when he discarded Creed, and
+took me to him, and that since the Duke of York has several times thanked
+him for me, which did not a little please me, and anon I desiring Mr.
+Howe to tell me upon [what] occasion this discourse happened, he desired
+me to say nothing of it now, for he would not have my Lord to take notice
+of our being together, but he would tell me another time, which put me
+into some trouble to think what he meant by it. But when we came to my
+Lord's house, I went in; and whether it was my Lord's neglect, or general
+indifference, I know not, but he made me no kind of compliment there;
+and, methinks, the young ladies look somewhat highly upon me. So I went
+away without bidding adieu to anybody, being desirous not to be thought
+too servile. But I do hope and believe that my Lord do yet value me as
+high as ever, though he dare not admit me to the freedom he once did, and
+that my Lady is still the same woman. So rode home and there found my
+uncle Wight. 'Tis an odd thing as my wife tells me his caressing her and
+coming on purpose to give her visits, but I do not trouble myself for him
+at all, but hope the best and very good effects of it. He being gone I
+eat something and my wife. I told all this day's passages, and she to
+give me very good and rational advice how to behave myself to my Lord and
+his family, by slighting every body but my Lord and Lady, and not to seem
+to have the least society or fellowship with them, which I am resolved to
+do, knowing that it is my high carriage that must do me good there, and
+to appear in good clothes and garbe. To the office, and being weary,
+early home to bed.
+
+
+
+27th. Up, but weary, and to the office, where we sat all the morning.
+Before I went to the office there came Bagwell's wife to me to speak for
+her husband. I liked the woman very well and stroked her under the chin,
+but could not find in my heart to offer anything uncivil to her, she
+being, I believe, a very modest woman. At noon with Mr. Coventry to the
+African house, and to my Lord Peterborough's business again, and then to
+dinner, where, before dinner, we had the best oysters I have seen this
+year, and I think as good in all respects as ever I eat in my life. I
+eat a great many. Great, good company at dinner, among others Sir Martin
+Noell, who told us the dispute between him, as farmer of the Additional
+Duty, and the East India Company, whether callicos be linnen or no; which
+he says it is, having been ever esteemed so: they say it is made of
+cotton woole, and grows upon trees, not like flax or hempe. But it was
+carried against the Company, though they stand out against the verdict.
+Thence home and to the office, where late, and so home to supper and to
+bed, and had a very pleasing and condescending answer from my poor father
+to-day in answer to my angry discontentful letter to him the other day,
+which pleases me mightily.
+
+
+
+28th (Lord's day). Up and walked to Paul's; and by chance it was an
+extraordinary day for the Readers of the Inns of Court and all the
+Students to come to church, it being an old ceremony not used these
+twenty-five years, upon the first Sunday in Lent. Abundance there was of
+Students, more than there was room to seat but upon forms, and the Church
+mighty full. One Hawkins preached, an Oxford man. A good sermon upon
+these words: "But the wisdom from above is first pure, then peaceable."
+Both before and after sermon I was most impatiently troubled at the
+Quire, the worst that ever I heard. But what was extraordinary, the
+Bishop of London, who sat there in a pew, made a purpose for him by the
+pulpitt, do give the last blessing to the congregation; which was, he
+being a comely old man, a very decent thing, methought. The Lieutenant
+of the Tower, Sir J. Robinson, would needs have me by coach home with
+him, and sending word home to my house I did go and dine with him, his
+ordinary table being very good, and his lady a very high-carriaged but
+comely big woman; I was mightily pleased with her. His officers of his
+regiment dined with him. No discourse at table to any purpose, only
+after dinner my Lady would needs see a boy which was represented to her
+to be an innocent country boy brought up to towne a day or two ago, and
+left here to the wide world, and he losing his way fell into the Tower,
+which my Lady believes, and takes pity on him, and will keep him; but
+though a little boy and but young, yet he tells his tale so readily and
+answers all questions so wittily, that for certain he is an arch rogue,
+and bred in this towne; but my Lady will not believe it, but ordered
+victuals to be given him, and I think will keep him as a footboy for
+their eldest son. After dinner to chappell in the Tower with the
+Lieutenant, with the keyes carried before us, and the Warders and
+Gentleman-porter going before us. And I sat with the Lieutenant in his
+pew, in great state, but slept all the sermon. None, it seems, of the
+prisoners in the Tower that are there now, though they may, will come to
+prayers there. Church being done, I back to Sir John's house and there
+left him and home, and by and by to Sir W. Pen, and staid a while talking
+with him about Sir J. Minnes his folly in his office, of which I am sicke
+and weary to speak of it, and how the King is abused in it, though Pen, I
+know, offers the discourse only like a rogue to get it out of me, but I
+am very free to tell my mind to him, in that case being not unwilling he
+should tell him again if he will or any body else. Thence home, and
+walked in the garden by brave moonshine with my wife above two hours,
+till past 8 o'clock, then to supper, and after prayers to bed.
+
+
+
+29th. Up and by coach with Sir W. Pen to Charing Cross, and there I
+'light, and to Sir Phillip Warwick to visit him and discourse with him
+about navy business, which I did at large and he most largely with me,
+not only about the navy but about the general Revenue of England, above
+two hours, I think, many staying all the while without, but he seemed to
+take pains to let me either understand the affairs of the Revenue or else
+to be a witness of his pains and care in stating it. He showed me indeed
+many excellent collections of the State of the Revenue in former Kings
+and the late times, and the present. He showed me how the very
+Assessments between 1643 and 1659, which were taxes (besides Excise,
+Customes, Sequestrations, Decimations, King and Queene's and Church
+Lands, or any thing else but just the Assessments), come to above fifteen
+millions. He showed me a discourse of his concerning the Revenues of
+this and foreign States. How that of Spayne was great, but divided with
+his kingdoms, and so came to little. How that of France did, and do much
+exceed ours before for quantity; and that it is at the will of the Prince
+to tax what he will upon his people; which is not here. That the
+Hollanders have the best manner of tax, which is only upon the expence of
+provisions, by an excise; and do conclude that no other tax is proper for
+England but a pound-rate, or excise upon the expence of provisions. He
+showed me every particular sort of payment away of money, since the
+King's coming in, to this day; and told me, from one to one, how little
+he hath received of profit from most of them; and I believe him truly.
+That the L1,200,000 which the Parliament with so much ado did first vote
+to give the King, and since hath been reexamined by several committees of
+the present Parliament, is yet above L300,000 short of making up really
+to the King the L1,200,000, as by particulars he showed me.
+
+ [A committee was appointed in September, 1660, to consider the
+ subject of the King's revenue, and they "reported to the Commons that
+ the average revenue of Charles I., from 1637 to 1641 inclusive, had
+ been L895,819, and the average expenditure about L1,110,000. At
+ that time prices were lower and the country less burthened with navy
+ and garrisons, among which latter Dunkirk alone now cost more than
+ L100,000 a year. It appeared, therefore, that the least sum to
+ which the King could be expected to 'conform his expense' was
+ L1,200,000." Burnet writes, "It was believed that if two millions
+ had been asked he could have carried it. But he (Clarendon) had no
+ mind to put the King out of the necessity of having recourse to his
+ Parliament."--Lister's Life of Clarendon, vol. ii., pp. 22, 23.]
+
+And in my Lord Treasurer's excellent letter to the King upon this
+subject, he tells the King how it was the spending more than the revenue
+that did give the first occasion of his father's ruine, and did since to
+the rebels; who, he says, just like Henry the Eighth, had great and
+sudden increase of wealth, but yet, by overspending, both died poor; and
+further tells the King how much of this L1,200,000 depends upon the life
+of the Prince, and so must be renewed by Parliament again to his
+successor; which is seldom done without parting with some of the
+prerogatives of the Crowne; or if denied and he persists to take it of
+the people, it gives occasion to a civill war, which may, as it did in
+the late business of tonnage and poundage, prove fatal to the Crowne.
+He showed me how many ways the Lord Treasurer did take before he moved
+the King to farme the Customes in the manner he do, and the reasons that
+moved him to do it. He showed the a very excellent argument to prove,
+that our importing lesse than we export, do not impoverish the kingdom,
+according to the received opinion: which, though it be a paradox, and
+that I do not remember the argument, yet methought there was a great
+deale in what he said. And upon the whole I find him a most exact and
+methodicall man, and of great industry: and very glad that he thought fit
+to show me all this; though I cannot easily guess the reason why he
+should do it to me, unless from the plainness that he sees I use to him
+in telling him how much the King may suffer for our want of understanding
+the case of our Treasury. Thence to White Hall (where my Lord Sandwich
+was, and gave me a good countenance, I thought), and before the Duke did
+our usual business, and so I about several businesses in the house, and
+then out to the Mewes with Sir W. Pen. But in my way first did meet with
+W. Howe, who did of himself advise me to appear more free with my Lord
+and to come to him, for my own strangeness he tells me he thinks do make
+my Lord the worse. At the Mewes Sir W. Pen and Mr. Baxter did shew me
+several good horses, but Pen, which Sir W. Pen did give the Duke of York,
+was given away by the Duke the other day to a Frenchman, which Baxter is
+cruelly vexed at, saying that he was the best horse that he expects a
+great while to have to do with. Thence I to the 'Change, and thence to a
+Coffee-house with Sir W. Warren, and did talk much about his and Wood's
+business, and thence homewards, and in my way did stay to look upon a
+fire in an Inneyard in Lumbard Streete. But, Lord! how the mercers and
+merchants who had warehouses there did carry away their cloths and silks.
+But at last it was quenched, and I home to dinner, and after dinner
+carried my wife and set her and her two mayds in Fleete Streete to buy
+things, and I to White Hall to little purpose, and so to Westminster
+Hall, and there talked with Mrs. Lane and Howlett, but the match with
+Hawly I perceive will not take, and so I am resolved wholly to avoid
+occasion of further ill with her. Thence by water to Salsbury Court, and
+found my wife, by agreement, at Mrs. Turner's, and after a little stay
+and chat set her and young Armiger down in Cheapside, and so my wife and
+I home. Got home before our mayds, who by and by came with a great cry
+and fright that they had like to have been killed by a coach; but, Lord!
+to see how Jane did tell the story like a foole and a dissembling
+fanatique, like her grandmother, but so like a changeling, would make a
+man laugh to death almost, and yet be vexed to hear her. By and by to
+the office to make up my monthly accounts, which I make up to-night, and
+to my great content find myself worth eight hundred and ninety and odd
+pounds, the greatest sum I ever yet knew, and so with a heart at great
+case to bed.
+
+
+
+
+ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:
+
+A mad merry slut she is
+A real and not a complimentary acknowledgment
+At least 12 or 14,000 people in the street (to see the hanging)
+Bearing more sayle will go faster than any other ships(multihull)
+But the wench went, and I believe had her turn served
+Chatted with her, her husband out of the way
+Could not saw above 4 inches of the stone in a day
+Do look upon me as a remembrancer of his former vanity
+Fear of making her think me to be in a better condition
+Few in any age that do mind anything that is abstruse
+God forgive me! what thoughts and wishes I had
+Good writers are not admired by the present
+Hear something of the effects of our last meeting (pregnancy?)
+I do not like his being angry and in debt both together to me
+I will not by any over submission make myself cheap
+Ireland in a very distracted condition
+Jane going into the boat did fall down and show her arse
+King is mighty kind to these his bastard children
+King still do doat upon his women, even beyond all shame
+Mankind pleasing themselves in the easy delights of the world
+Play good, but spoiled with the ryme, which breaks the sense
+Pleased to look upon their pretty daughter
+Pray God give me a heart to fear a fall, and to prepare for it!
+Pretty sayings, which are generally like paradoxes
+Ryme, which breaks the sense
+Sent my wife to get a place to see Turner hanged
+Sheriffs did endeavour to get one jewell
+So home to prayers and to bed
+Such open flattery is beastly
+Talked with Mrs. Lane about persuading her to Hawly
+Their saws have no teeth, but it is the sand only
+There did see Mrs. Lane. . . . .
+Travels over the high hills in Asia above the clouds
+Wherein every party has laboured to cheat another
+Willing to receive a bribe if it were offered me
+Would make a dogg laugh
+
+
+
+End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of The Diary of Samuel Pepys, v30
+by Samuel Pepys, Unabridged, transcribed by Bright, edited by Wheatley
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ MARCH
+ 1663-1664
+
+
+March 1st. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at
+noon to the 'Change, and after much business and meeting my uncle Wight,
+who told me how Mr. Maes had like to have been trapanned yesterday, but
+was forced to run for it; so with Creed and Mr. Hunt home to dinner, and
+after a good and pleasant dinner, Mr. Hunt parted, and I took Mr. Creed
+and my wife and down to Deptford, it being most pleasant weather, and
+there till night discoursing with the officers there about several
+things, and so walked home by moonshine, it being mighty pleasant, and so
+home, and I to my office, where late about getting myself a thorough
+understanding in the business of masts, and so home to bed, my left eye
+being mightily troubled with rheum.
+
+2nd. Up, my eye mightily out of order with the rheum that is fallen down
+into it, however, I by coach endeavoured to have waited on my Lord
+Sandwich, but meeting him in Chancery Lane going towards the City I
+stopped and so fairly walked home again, calling at St. Paul's
+Churchyarde, and there looked upon a pretty burlesque poem, called
+"Scarronides, or Virgile Travesty;" extraordinary good. At home to the
+office till dinner, and after dinner my wife cut my hair short, which is
+growne pretty long again, and then to the office, and there till 9 at
+night doing business. This afternoon we had a good present of tongues
+and bacon from Mr. Shales, of Portsmouth. So at night home to supper,
+and, being troubled with my eye, to bed. This morning Mr. Burgby, one of
+the writing clerks belonging to the Council, was with me about business,
+a knowing man, he complains how most of the Lords of the Council do look
+after themselves and their own ends, and none the publique, unless Sir
+Edward Nicholas. Sir G. Carteret is diligent, but all for his own ends
+and profit. My Lord Privy Scale, a destroyer of every body's business,
+and do no good at all to the publique. The Archbishop of Canterbury
+speaks very little, nor do much, being now come to the highest pitch that
+he can expect. He tells me, he believes that things will go very high
+against the Chancellor by Digby, and that bad things will be proved.
+Talks much of his neglecting the King; and making the King to trot every
+day to him, when he is well enough to go to visit his cozen Chief-Justice
+Hide, but not to the Council or King. He commends my Lord of Ormond
+mightily in Ireland; but cries out cruelly of Sir G. Lane for his
+corruption; and that he hath done my Lord great dishonour by selling of
+places here, which are now all taken away, and the poor wretches ready to
+starve. That nobody almost understands or judges of business better than
+the King, if he would not be guilty of his father's fault to be doubtfull
+of himself, and easily be removed from his own opinion. That my Lord
+Lauderdale is never from the King's care nor council, and that he is a
+most cunning fellow. Upon the whole, that he finds things go very bad
+every where; and even in the Council nobody minds the publique.
+
+
+
+3rd. Up pretty early and so to the office, where we sat all the morning
+making a very great contract with Sir W. Warren for provisions for the
+yeare coming, and so home to dinner, and there was W. Howe come to dine
+with me, and before dinner he and I walked in the garden, and we did
+discourse together, he assuring me of what he told me the other day of my
+Lord's speaking so highly in my commendation to my Lord Peterborough and
+Povy, which speaks my Lord having yet a good opinion of me, and also how
+well my Lord and Lady both are pleased with their children's being at my
+father's, and when the bigger ladies were there a little while ago, at
+which I am very glad. After dinner he went away, I having discoursed
+with him about his own proceedings in his studies, and I observe him to
+be very considerate and to mind his book in order to preferring himself
+by my Lord's favour to something, and I hope to the outing of Creed in
+his Secretaryship. For he tells me that he is confident my Lord do not
+love him nor will trust him in any secret matter, he is so cunning and
+crafty in all he do. So my wife and I out of doors thinking to have gone
+to have seen a play, but when we came to take coach, they tell us there
+are none this week, being the first of Lent. But, Lord! to see how
+impatient I found myself within to see a play, I being at liberty once a
+month to see one, and I think it is the best method I could have taken.
+But to my office, did very much business with several people till night,
+and so home, being unwilling to stay late because of my eye which is not
+yet well of the rheum that is fallen down into it, but to supper and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+4th. Up, my eye being pretty well, and then by coach to my Lord
+Sandwich, with whom I spoke, walking a good while with him in his garden,
+which and the house is very fine, talking of my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, wherein he is concerned both for the foolery as also
+inconvenience which may happen upon my Lord Peterborough's ill-stating of
+his matters, so as to have his gaine discovered unnecessarily. We did
+talk long and freely that I hope the worst is past and all will be well.
+There were several people by trying a new-fashion gun
+
+ [Many attempts to produce a satisfactory revolver were made in
+ former centuries, but it was not till the present one that Colt's
+ revolver was invented. On February 18th, 1661, Edward, Marquis of
+ Worcester, obtained Letters Patent for "an invencon to make certeyne
+ guns or pistolls which in the tenth parte of one minute of an houre
+ may, with a flaske contrived to that purpose, be re-charged the
+ fourth part of one turne of the barrell which remaines still fixt,
+ fastening it as forceably and effectually as a dozen thrids of any
+ scrue, which in the ordinary and usual way require as many turnes."
+ On March 3rd, 1664, Abraham Hill obtained Letters Patent for a "gun
+ or pistoll for small shott, carrying seaven or eight charges of the
+ same in the stocke of the gun."]
+
+brought my Lord this morning, to shoot off often, one after another,
+without trouble or danger, very pretty. Thence to the Temple, and there
+taking White's boat down to Woolwich, taking Mr. Shish at Deptford in my
+way, with whom I had some good discourse of the Navy business. At
+Woolwich discoursed with him and Mr. Pett about iron worke and other
+businesses, and then walked home, and at Greenwich did observe the
+foundation laying of a very great house for the King, which will cost a
+great deale of money.
+
+ [Building by John Webb; now a part of Greenwich Hospital. Evelyn
+ wrote in his Diary, October 19th, 1661: "I went to London to visite
+ my Lord of Bristoll, having been with Sir John Denham (his Mates
+ surveyor) to consult with him about the placing of his palace at
+ Greenwich, which I would have had built between the river and the
+ Queene's house, so as a large cutt should have let in ye Thames like
+ a bay; but Sir John was for setting it in piles at the very brink of
+ the water, which I did not assent to and so came away, knowing Sir
+ John to be a better poet than architect, tho' he had Mr. Webb (Inigo
+ Jones's man) to assist him."]
+
+So home to dinner, and my uncle Wight coming in he along with my wife and
+I by coach, and setting him down by the way going to Mr. Maes we two to
+my Lord Sandwich's to visit my Lady, with whom I left my wife
+discoursing, and I to White Hall, and there being met by the Duke of
+Yorke, he called me to him and discoursed a pretty while with me about
+the new ship's dispatch building at Woolwich, and talking of the charge
+did say that he finds always the best the most cheape, instancing in
+French guns, which in France you may buy for 4 pistoles, as good to look
+to as others of 16, but not the service. I never had so much discourse
+with the Duke before, and till now did ever fear to meet him. He found
+me and Mr. Prin together talking of the Chest money, which we are to
+blame not to look after. Thence to my Lord's, and took up my wife, whom
+my Lady hath received with her old good nature and kindnesse, and so
+homewards, and she home, I 'lighting by the way, and upon the 'Change met
+my uncle Wight and told him my discourse this afternoon with Sir G.
+Carteret in Maes' business, but much to his discomfort, and after a dish
+of coffee home, and at my office a good while with Sir W. Warren talking
+with great pleasure of many businesses, and then home to supper, my wife
+and I had a good fowle to supper, and then I to the office again and so
+home, my mind in great ease to think of our coming to so good a respect
+with my Lord again, and my Lady, and that my Lady do so much cry up my
+father's usage of her children, and the goodness of the ayre there, found
+in the young ladies' faces at their return thence, as she says, as also
+my being put into the commission of the Fishery,
+
+ [There had been recently established, under the Great Seal of
+ England, a Corporation for the Royal Fishing, of which the Duke of
+ York was Governor, Lord Craven Deputy-Governor, and the Lord Mayor
+ and Chamberlain of London, for the time being, Treasurers, in which
+ body was vested the sole power of licensing lotteries ("The Newes,"
+ October 6th, 1664). The original charter (dated April 8th, 1664),
+ incorporating James, Duke of York, and thirty-six assistants as
+ Governor and Company of the Royal Fishing of Great Britain and
+ Ireland, is among the State Papers. The duke was to be Governor
+ till February 26th, 1665]
+
+for which I must give my Lord thanks, and so home to bed, having a great
+cold in my head and throat tonight from my late cutting my hair so close
+to my head, but I hope it will be soon gone again.
+
+
+
+5th. Up and to the office, where, though I had a great cold, I was
+forced to speak much upon a publique meeting of the East India Company,
+at our office; where our own company was full, and there was also my Lord
+George Barkeley, in behalfe of the company of merchants (I suppose he is
+on that company), who, hearing my name, took notice of me, and condoled
+my cozen Edward Pepys's death, not knowing whose son I was, nor did
+demand it of me. We broke up without coming to any conclusion, for want
+of my Lord Marlborough. We broke up and I to the 'Change, where with
+several people and my uncle Wight to drink a dish of coffee, and so home
+to dinner, and then to the office all the afternoon, my eye and my throat
+being very bad, and my cold increasing so as I could not speak almost at
+all at night. So at night home to supper, that is a posset, and to bed.
+
+
+
+6th (Lord's day). Up, and my cold continuing in great extremity I could
+not go out to church, but sat all day (a little time at dinner excepted)
+in my closet at the office till night drawing up a second letter to Mr.
+Coventry about the measure of masts to my great satisfaction, and so in
+the evening home, and my uncle and aunt Wight came to us and supped with
+us, where pretty merry, but that my cold put me out of humour. At night
+with my cold, and my eye also sore still, to bed.
+
+
+
+7th. Up betimes, and the Duke being gone abroad to-day, as we heard by a
+messenger, I spent the morning at my office writing fair my yesterday's
+work till almost 2 o'clock (only Sir G. Carteret coming I went down a
+little way by water towards Deptford, but having more mind to have my
+business done I pretended business at the 'Change, and so went into
+another boat), and then, eating a bit, my wife and I by coach to the
+Duke's house, where we saw "The Unfortunate Lovers;" but I know not
+whether I am grown more curious than I was or no, but I was not much
+pleased with it, though I know not where to lay the fault, unless it was
+that the house was very empty, by reason of a new play at the other
+house. Yet here was my Lady Castlemayne in a box, and it was pleasant to
+hear an ordinary lady hard by us, that it seems did not know her before,
+say, being told who she was, that "she was well enough." Thence home,
+and I ended and sent away my letter to Mr. Coventry (having first read it
+and had the opinion of Sir W. Warren in the case), and so home to supper
+and to bed, my cold being pretty well gone, but my eye remaining still
+snare and rhumey, which I wonder at, my right eye ayling nothing.
+
+
+
+8th. Up with some little discontent with my wife upon her saying that
+she had got and used some puppy-dog water, being put upon it by a desire
+of my aunt Wight to get some for her, who hath a mind, unknown to her
+husband, to get some for her ugly face. I to the office, where we sat
+all the morning, doing not much business through the multitude of
+counsellors, one hindering another. It was Mr. Coventry's own saying to
+me in his coach going to the 'Change, but I wonder that he did give me no
+thanks for my letter last night, but I believe he did only forget it.
+Thence home, whither Luellin came and dined with me, but we made no long
+stay at dinner; for "Heraclius" being acted, which my wife and I have a
+mighty mind to see, we do resolve, though not exactly agreeing with the
+letter of my vowe, yet altogether with the sense, to see another this
+month, by going hither instead of that at Court, there having been none
+conveniently since I made my vowe for us to see there, nor like to be
+this Lent, and besides we did walk home on purpose to make this going as
+cheap as that would have been, to have seen one at Court, and my
+conscience knows that it is only the saving of money and the time also
+that I intend by my oaths, and this has cost no more of either, so that
+my conscience before God do after good consultation and resolution of
+paying my forfeit, did my conscience accuse me of breaking my vowe, I do
+not find myself in the least apprehensive that I have done any violence
+to my oaths. The play hath one very good passage well managed in it,
+about two persons pretending, and yet denying themselves, to be son to
+the tyrant Phocas, and yet heire of Mauritius to the crowne. The
+garments like Romans very well. The little girle is come to act very
+prettily, and spoke the epilogue most admirably. But at the beginning,
+at the drawing up of the curtaine, there was the finest scene of the
+Emperor and his people about him, standing in their fixed and different
+pastures in their Roman habitts, above all that ever I yet saw at any of
+the theatres. Walked home, calling to see my brother Tom, who is in bed,
+and I doubt very ill of a consumption. To the office awhile, and so home
+to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+9th. Up pretty betimes to my office, where all day long, but a little at
+home at dinner, at my office finishing all things about Mr. Wood's
+contract for masts, wherein I am sure I shall save the King L400 before I
+have done. At night home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+10th. Up and to the office, where all the morning doing business, and at
+noon to the 'Change and there very busy, and so home to dinner with my
+wife, to a good hog's harslet,
+
+ [Harslet or haslet, the entrails of an animal, especially of a hog,
+ as the heart, liver, &c.]
+
+a piece of meat I love, but have not eat of I think these seven years,
+and after dinner abroad by coach set her at Mrs. Hunt's and I to White
+Hall, and at the Privy Seale I enquired, and found the Bill come for the
+Corporation of the Royall Fishery; whereof the Duke of Yorke is made
+present Governor, and several other very great persons, to the number of
+thirty-two, made his assistants for their lives: whereof, by my Lord
+Sandwich's favour, I am one; and take it not only as a matter of honour,
+but that, that may come to be of profit to me, and so with great content
+went and called my wife, and so home and to the office, where busy late,
+and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+11th. Up and by coach to my Lord Sandwich's, who not being up I staid
+talking with Mr. Moore till my Lord was ready and come down, and went
+directly out without calling for me or seeing any body. I know not
+whether he knew I was there, but I am apt to think not, because if he
+would have given me that slighting yet he would not have done it to
+others that were there. So I went back again doing nothing but
+discoursing with Mr. Moore, who I find by discourse to be grown rich, and
+indeed not to use me at all with the respect he used to do, but as his
+equal. He made me known to their Chaplin, who is a worthy, able man.
+Thence home, and by and by to the Coffee-house, and thence to the
+'Change, and so home to dinner, and after a little chat with my wife to
+the office, where all the afternoon till very late at the office busy,
+and so home to supper and to bed, hoping in God that my diligence, as it
+is really very useful for the King, so it will end in profit to myself.
+In the meantime I have good content in mind to see myself improve every
+day in knowledge and being known.
+
+
+
+12th. Lay long pleasantly entertaining myself with my wife, and then up
+and to the office, where busy till noon, vexed to see how Sir J. Minnes
+deserves rather to be pitied for his dotage and folly than employed at a
+great salary to ruin the King's business. At noon to the 'Change, and
+thence home to dinner, and then down to Deptford, where busy a while, and
+then walking home it fell hard a raining. So at Halfway house put in,
+and there meeting Mr. Stacy with some company of pretty women, I took him
+aside to a room by ourselves, and there talked with him about the several
+sorts of tarrs, and so by and by parted, and I walked home and there late
+at the office, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+13th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed talking with my wife, and then up in
+great doubt whether I should not go see Mr. Coventry or no, who hath not
+been well these two or three days, but it being foul weather I staid
+within, and so to my office, and there all the morning reading some
+Common Law, to which I will allot a little time now and then, for I much
+want it. At noon home to dinner, and then after some discourse with my
+wife, to the office again, and by and by Sir W. Pen came to me after
+sermon and walked with me in the garden and then one comes to tell me
+that Anthony and Will Joyce were come to see me, so I in to them and made
+mighty much of them, and very pleasant we were, and most of their
+business I find to be to advise about getting some woman to attend my
+brother Tom, whom they say is very ill and seems much to want one. To
+which I agreed, and desired them to get their wives to enquire out one.
+By and by they bid me good night, but immediately as they were gone out
+of doors comes Mrs. Turner's boy with a note to me to tell me that my
+brother Tom was so ill as they feared he would not long live, and that it
+would be fit I should come and see him. So I sent for them back, and
+they came, and Will Joyce desiring to speak with me alone I took him up,
+and there he did plainly tell me to my great astonishment that my brother
+is deadly ill, and that their chief business of coming was to tell me so,
+and what is worst that his disease is the pox, which he hath heretofore
+got, and hath not been cured, but is come to this, and that this is
+certain, though a secret told his father Fenner by the Doctor which he
+helped my brother to. This troubled me mightily, but however I thought
+fit to go see him for speech of people's sake, and so walked along with
+them, and in our way called on my uncle Fenner (where I have not been
+these 12 months and more) and advised with him, and then to my brother,
+who lies in bed talking idle. He could only say that he knew me, and
+then fell to other discourse, and his face like a dying man, which Mrs.
+Turner, who was here, and others conclude he is. The company being gone,
+I took the mayde, which seems a very grave and serious woman, and in W.
+Joyce's company' did inquire how things are with her master. She told me
+many things very discreetly, and said she had all his papers and books,
+and key of his cutting house, and showed me a bag which I and Wm. Joyce
+told, coming to L5 14s. 0d., which we left with her again, after giving
+her good counsel, and the boys, and seeing a nurse there of Mrs. Holden's
+choosing, I left them, and so walked home greatly troubled to think of my
+brother's condition, and the trouble that would arise to me by his death
+or continuing sick. So at home, my mind troubled, to bed.
+
+
+
+14th. Up, and walked to my brother's, where I find he hath continued
+talking idly all night, and now knows me not; which troubles me mightily.
+So I walked down and discoursed a great while alone with the mayde, who
+tells me many passages of her master's practices, and how she concludes
+that he has run behind hand a great while and owes money, and has been
+dunned by several people, among others by one Cave, both husband and
+wife, but whether it was for--[See April 6th]-- money or something worse
+she knows not, but there is one Cranburne, I think she called him, in
+Fleete Lane with whom he hath many times been mighty private, but what
+their dealings have been she knows not, but believes these were naught,
+and then his sitting up two Saturday nights one after another when all
+were abed doing something to himself, which she now suspects what it was,
+but did not before, but tells me that he hath been a very bad husband as
+to spending his time, and hath often told him of it, so that upon the
+whole I do find he is, whether he lives or dies, a ruined man, and what
+trouble will befall me by it I know not. Thence to White Hall; and in
+the Duke's chamber, while he was dressing, two persons of quality that
+were there did tell his Royal Highness how the other night, in Holborne,
+about midnight, being at cards, a link-boy come by and run into the
+house, and told the people the house was a-falling. Upon this the whole
+family was frighted, concluding that the boy had said that the house was
+a-fire: so they deft their cards above, and one would have got out of the
+balcone, but it was not open; the other went up to fetch down his
+children, that were in bed; so all got clear out of the house. And no
+sooner so, but the house fell down indeed, from top to bottom. It seems
+my Lord Southampton's canaille--[sewer]--did come too near their
+foundation, and so weakened the house, and down it came; which, in every
+respect, is a most extraordinary passage. By and by into his closet and
+did our business with him. But I did not speed as I expected in a
+business about the manner of buying hemp for this year, which troubled
+me, but it proceeds only from my pride, that I must needs expect every
+thing to be ordered just as I apprehend, though it was not I think from
+my errour, but their not being willing to hear and consider all that I
+had to propose. Being broke up I followed my Lord Sandwich and thanked
+him for his putting me into the Fishery, which I perceive he expected,
+and cried "Oh!" says he, "in the Fishery you mean. I told you I would
+remember you in it," but offered no other discourse. But demanding
+whether he had any commands for me, methought he cried "No!" as if he had
+no more mind to discourse with me, which still troubles me and hath done
+all the day, though I think I am a fool for it, in not pursuing my
+resolution of going handsome in clothes and looking high, for that must
+do it when all is done with my Lord. Thence by coach with Sir W. Batten
+to the city, and his son Castle, who talks mighty highly against Captain
+Tayler, calling him knave, and I find that the old Boating father is led
+and talks just as the son do, or the son as the father would have him.
+'Light and to Mr. Moxon's, and there saw our office globes in doing,
+which will be very handsome but cost money. So to the Coffee-house, and
+there very fine discourse with Mr. Hill the merchant, a pretty, gentile,
+young, and sober man. So to the 'Change, and thence home, where my wife
+and I fell out about my not being willing to have her have her gowne
+laced, but would lay out the same money and more on a plain new one. At
+this she flounced away in a manner I never saw her, nor which I could
+ever endure. So I away to the office, though she had dressed herself to
+go see my Lady Sandwich. She by and by in a rage follows me, and coming
+to me tells me in spitefull manner like a vixen and with a look full of
+rancour that she would go buy a new one and lace it and make me pay for
+it, and then let me burn it if I would after she had done it, and so went
+away in a fury. This vexed me cruelly, but being very busy I had, not
+hand to give myself up to consult what to do in it, but anon, I suppose
+after she saw that I did not follow her, she came again to the office,
+where I made her stay, being busy with another, half an houre, and her
+stomach coming down we were presently friends, and so after my business
+being over at the office we out and by coach to my Lady Sandwich's,.
+with whom I left my wife, and I to White Hall, where I met Mr. Delsety,
+and after an hour's discourse with him met with nobody to do other
+business with, but back again to my Lady, and after half an hour's
+discourse with her to my brother's, who I find in the same or worse
+condition. The doctors give him over and so do all that see him.
+He talks no sense two, words together now; and I confess it made me weepe
+to see that he should not be able, when I asked him, to say who I was.
+I went to Mrs. Turner's, and by her discourse with my brother's Doctor,
+Mr. Powell, I find that she is full now of the disease which my brother
+is troubled with, and talks of it mightily, which I am sorry for, there
+being other company, but methinks it should be for her honour to forbear
+talking of it, the shame of this very thing I confess troubles me as much
+as anything. Back to my brother's and took my wife, and carried her to
+my uncle Fenner's and there had much private discourse with him. He
+tells me of the Doctor's thoughts of my brother's little hopes of
+recovery, and from that to tell me his thoughts long of my brother's bad
+husbandry, and from that to say that he believes he owes a great deal of
+money, as to my cozen Scott I know not how much, and Dr. Thos. Pepys L30,
+but that the Doctor confesses that he is paid L20 of it, and what with
+that and what he owes my father and me I doubt he is in a very sad
+condition, that if he lives he will not be able to show his head, which
+will be a very great shame to me. After this I went in to my aunt and my
+wife and Anthony Joyce and his wife, who were by chance there, and drank
+and so home, my mind and head troubled, but I hope it will [be] over in a
+little time one way or other. After doing a little at my office of
+business I home to supper and to bed. From notice that my uncle Fenner
+did give my father the last week of my brother's condition, my mother is
+coming up to towne, which also do trouble me. The business between my
+Lords Chancellor and Bristoll, they say, is hushed up; and the latter
+gone or going, by the King's licence, to France.
+
+
+
+15th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and at noon
+comes Madam Turner and her daughter The., her chief errand to tell me
+that she had got Dr. Wiverly, her Doctor, to search my brother's mouth,
+where Mr. Powell says there is an ulcer, from thence he concludes that he
+hath had the pox. But the Doctor swears that there is not, nor ever was
+any, and my brother being very sensible, which I was glad to hear, he did
+talk with him about it, and he did wholly disclaim that ever he had the
+disease, or that ever he said to Powell that he had it. All which did
+put me into great comfort as to the reproach which was spread against
+him. So I sent for a barrel of oysters, and they dined, and we were very
+merry, I being willing to be so upon this news. After dinner we took
+coach and to my brother's, where contrary to my expectation he continues
+as bad or worse, talking idle, and now not at all knowing any of us as
+before. Here we staid a great while, I going up and down the house
+looking after things. In the evening Dr. Wiverley came again, and I sent
+for Mr. Powell (the Doctor and I having first by ourselves searched my
+brother again at his privities, where he was as clear as ever he was
+born, and in the Doctor's opinion had been ever so), and we three alone
+discoursed the business, where the coxcomb did give us his simple reasons
+for what he had said, which the Doctor fully confuted, and left the
+fellow only saying that he should cease to report any such thing, and
+that what he had said was the best of his judgment from my brother's
+words and a ulcer, as he supposed, in his mouth. I threatened him that I
+would have satisfaction if I heard any more such discourse, and so good
+night to them two, giving the Doctor a piece for his fee, but the other
+nothing. I to my brother again, where Madam Turner and her company, and
+Mrs. Croxton, my wife, and Mrs. Holding. About 8 o'clock my brother
+began to fetch his spittle with more pain, and to speak as much but not
+so distinctly, till at last the phlegm getting the mastery of him, and he
+beginning as we thought to rattle, I had no mind to see him die, as we
+thought he presently would, and so withdrew and led Mrs. Turner home, but
+before I came back, which was in half a quarter of an hour, my brother
+was dead. I went up and found the nurse holding his eyes shut, and he
+poor wretch lying with his chops fallen, a most sad sight, and that which
+put me into a present very great transport of grief and cries, and indeed
+it was a most sad sight to see the poor wretch lie now still and dead,
+and pale like a stone. I staid till he was almost cold, while Mrs.
+Croxton, Holden, and the rest did strip and lay him out, they observing
+his corpse, as they told me afterwards, to be as clear as any they ever
+saw, and so this was the end of my poor brother, continuing talking idle
+and his lips working even to his last that his phlegm hindered his
+breathing, and at last his breath broke out bringing a flood of phlegm
+and stuff out with it, and so he died. This evening he talked among
+other talk a great deal of French very plain and good, as, among others:
+'quand un homme boit quand il n'a poynt d'inclination a boire il ne luy
+fait jamais de bien.' I once begun to tell him something of his
+condition, and asked him whither he thought he should go. He in
+distracted manner answered me--"Why, whither should I go? there are but
+two ways: If I go, to the bad way I must give God thanks for it, and if I
+go the other way I must give God the more thanks for it; and I hope I
+have not been so undutifull and unthankfull in my life but I hope I shall
+go that way." This was all the sense, good or bad, that I could get of
+him this day. I left my wife to see him laid out, and I by coach home
+carrying my brother's papers, all I could find, with me, and having wrote
+a letter to, my father telling him what hath been said I returned by
+coach, it being very late, and dark, to my brother's, but all being gone,
+the corpse laid out, and my wife at Mrs. Turner's, I thither, and there
+after an hour's talk, we up to bed, my wife and I in the little blue
+chamber, and I lay close to my wife, being full of disorder and grief for
+my brother that I could not sleep nor wake with satisfaction, at last I
+slept till 5 or 6 o'clock.
+
+
+
+16th. And then I rose and up, leaving my wife in bed, and to my
+brother's, where I set them on cleaning the house, and my wife coming
+anon to look after things, I up and down to my cozen Stradwicke's and
+uncle Fenner's about discoursing for the funeral, which I am resolved to
+put off till Friday next. Thence home and trimmed myself, and then to
+the 'Change, and told my uncle Wight of my brother's death, and so by
+coach to my cozen Turner's and there dined very well, but my wife . . .
+. in great pain we were forced to rise in some disorder, and in Mrs.
+Turner's coach carried her home and put her to bed. Then back again with
+my cozen Norton to Mrs. Turner's, and there staid a while talking with
+Dr. Pepys, the puppy, whom I had no patience to hear. So I left them and
+to my brother's to look after things, and saw the coffin brought; and by
+and by Mrs. Holden came and saw him nailed up. Then came W. Joyce to me
+half drunk, and much ado I had to tell him the story of my brother's
+being found clear of what was said, but he would interrupt me by some
+idle discourse or other, of his crying what a good man, and a good
+speaker my brother was, and God knows what. At last weary of him I got
+him away, and I to Mrs. Turner's, and there, though my heart is still
+heavy to think of my poor brother, yet I could give way to my fancy to
+hear Mrs. The. play upon the Harpsicon, though the musique did not please
+me neither. Thence to my brother's and found them with my mayd Elizabeth
+taking an inventory of the goods of the house, which I was well pleased
+at, and am much beholden to Mr. Honeywood's man in doing of it. His name
+is Herbert, one that says he knew me when he lived with Sir Samuel
+Morland, but I have forgot him. So I left them at it, and by coach home
+and to my office, there to do a little business, but God knows my heart
+and head is so full of my brother's death, and the consequences of it,
+that I can do very little or understand it. So home to supper, and after
+looking over some business in my chamber I to bed to my wife, who
+continues in bed in some pain still. This day I have a great barrel of
+oysters given me by Mr. Barrow, as big as 16 of others, and I took it in
+the coach with me to Mrs. Turner's, and give them to her. This day the
+Parliament met again, after a long prorogation, but what they have done I
+have not been in the way to hear.
+
+
+
+17th. Up and to my brother's, where all the morning doing business
+against to-morrow, and so to my cozen Stradwicke's about the same
+business, and to the 'Change, and thence home to dinner, where my wife in
+bed sick still, but not so bad as yesterday. I dined by her, and so to
+the office, where we sat this afternoon, having changed this day our
+sittings from morning to afternoons, because of the Parliament which
+returned yesterday; but was adjourned till Monday next; upon pretence
+that many of the members were said to be upon the road; and also the King
+had other affairs, and so desired them to adjourn till then. But the
+truth is, the King is offended at my Lord of Bristol, as they say, whom
+he hath found to have been all this while (pretending a desire of leave
+to go into France, and to have all the difference between him and the
+Chancellor made up,) endeavouring to make factions in both Houses to the
+Chancellor. So the King did this to keep the Houses from meeting; and in
+the meanwhile sent a guard and a herald last night to have taken him at
+Wimbleton, where he was in the morning, but could not find him: at which
+the King was and is still mightily concerned, and runs up and down to and
+from the Chancellor's like a boy: and it seems would make Digby's
+articles against the Chancellor to be treasonable reflections against his
+Majesty. So that the King is very high, as they say; and God knows what
+will follow upon it! After office I to my brother's again, and thence to
+Madam Turner's, in both places preparing things against to-morrow; and
+this night I have altered my resolution of burying him in the church
+yarde among my young brothers and sisters, and bury him in the church, in
+the middle isle, as near as I can to my mother's pew. This costs me 20s.
+more. This being all, home by coach, bringing my brother's silver
+tankard for safety along with me, and so to supper, after writing to my
+father, and so to bed.
+
+
+
+18th. Up betimes, and walked to my brother's, where a great while
+putting things in order against anon; then to Madam Turner's and eat a
+breakfast there, and so to Wotton, my shoemaker, and there got a pair of
+shoes blacked on the soles against anon for me; so to my brother's and to
+church, and with the grave-maker chose a place for my brother to lie in,
+just under my mother's pew. But to see how a man's tombes are at the
+mercy of such a fellow, that for sixpence he would, (as his owne words
+were,) "I will justle them together but I will make room for him;"
+speaking of the fulness of the middle isle, where he was to lie; and that
+he would, for my father's sake, do my brother that is dead all the
+civility he can; which was to disturb other corps that are not quite
+rotten, to make room for him; and methought his manner of speaking it was
+very remarkable; as of a thing that now was in his power to do a man a
+courtesy or not. At noon my wife, though in pain, comes, but I being
+forced to go home, she went back with me, where I dressed myself, and so
+did Besse; and so to my brother's again: whither, though invited, as the
+custom is, at one or two o'clock, they came not till four or five. But
+at last one after another they come, many more than I bid: and my
+reckoning that I bid was one hundred and twenty; but I believe there was
+nearer one hundred and fifty. Their service was six biscuits apiece, and
+what they pleased of burnt claret. My cosen Joyce Norton kept the wine
+and cakes above; and did give out to them that served, who had white
+gloves given them. But above all, I am beholden to Mrs. Holden, who was
+most kind, and did take mighty pains not only in getting the house and
+every thing else ready, but this day in going up and down to see, the
+house filled and served, in order to mine, and their great content, I
+think; the men sitting by themselves in some rooms, and women by
+themselves in others, very close, but yet room enough. Anon to church,
+walking out into the streete to the Conduit, and so across the streete,
+and had a very good company along with the corps. And being come to the
+grave as above, Dr. Pierson, the minister of the parish, did read the
+service for buriall: and so I saw my poor brother laid into the grave;
+and so all broke up; and I and my wife and Madam Turner and her family to
+my brother's, and by and by fell to a barrell of oysters, cake, and
+cheese, of Mr. Honiwood's, with him, in his chamber and below, being too
+merry for so late a sad work. But, Lord! to see how the world makes
+nothing of the memory of a man, an houre after he is dead! And, indeed,
+I must blame myself; for though at the sight of him dead and dying, I had
+real grief for a while, while he was in my sight, yet presently after,
+and ever since, I have had very little grief indeed for him. By and by,
+it beginning to be late, I put things in some order in the house, and so
+took my wife and Besse (who hath done me very good service in cleaning
+and getting ready every thing and serving the wine and things to-day, and
+is indeed a most excellent good-natured and faithful wench, and I love
+her mightily), by coach home, and so after being at the office to set
+down the day's work home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+19th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, and at noon my wife
+and I alone, having a good hen, with eggs, to dinner, with great content.
+Then by coach to my brother's, where I spent the afternoon in paying some
+of the charges of the buriall, and in looking over his papers, among
+which I find several letters of my brother John's to him speaking very
+foale words of me and my deportment to him here, and very crafty designs
+about Sturtlow land and God knows what, which I am very glad to know, and
+shall make him repent them. Anon my father and my brother John came to
+towne by coach. I sat till night with him, giving him an account of
+things. He, poor man, very sad and sickly. I in great pain by a simple
+compressing of my cods to-day by putting one leg over another as I have
+formerly done, which made me hasten home, and after a little at the
+office in great disorder home to bed.
+
+
+
+20th (Lord's day). Kept my bed all the morning, having laid a poultice
+to my cods last night to take down the tumour there which I got
+yesterday, which it did do, being applied pretty warm, and soon after the
+beginning of the swelling, and the pain was gone also. We lay talking
+all the while, among other things of religion, wherein I am sorry so
+often to hear my wife talk of her being and resolving to die a
+Catholique,
+
+ [Mrs. Pepys's leaning towards Roman Catholicism was a constant
+ trouble to her husband; but, in spite of his fears, she died a
+ Protestant (Dr. Milles's certificate.)]
+
+and indeed a small matter, I believe, would absolutely turn her, which I
+am sorry for. Up at noon to dinner, and then to my chamber with a fire
+till late at night looking over my brother Thomas's papers, sorting of
+them, among which I find many base letters of my brother John's to him
+against me, and carrying on plots against me to promote Tom's having of
+his Banbury' Mistress, in base slighting terms, and in worse of my sister
+Pall, such as I shall take a convenient time to make my father know, and
+him also to his sorrow. So after supper to bed, our people rising to
+wash to-morrow.
+
+
+
+21st. Up, and it snowing this morning a little, which from the mildness
+of the winter and the weather beginning to be hot and the summer to come
+on apace, is a little strange to us. I did not go abroad for fear of my
+tumour, for fear it shall rise again, but staid within, and by and by my,
+father came, poor man, to me, and my brother John. After much talke and
+taking them up to my chamber, I did there after some discourse bring in
+any business of anger--with John, and did before my father read all his
+roguish letters, which troubled my father mightily, especially to hear me
+say what I did, against my allowing any thing for the time to come to him
+out of my owne purse, and other words very severe, while he, like a
+simple rogue, made very silly and churlish answers to me, not like a man
+of any goodness or witt, at which I was as much disturbed as the other,
+and will be as good as my word in making him to his cost know that I will
+remember his carriage to me in this particular the longest day I live.
+It troubled me to see my poor father so troubled, whose good nature did
+make him, poor wretch, to yield, I believe, to comply with my brother Tom
+and him in part of their designs, but without any ill intent to me, or
+doubt of me or my good intentions to him or them, though it do trouble me
+a little that he should in any manner do it. They dined with me, and
+after dinner abroad with my wife to buy some things for her, and I to the
+office, where we sat till night, and then, after doing some business at
+my closet, I home and to supper and to bed. This day the Houses of
+Parliament met; and the King met them, with the Queene with him. And he
+made a speech to them:
+
+ [March 16th, 1663-64. This day both Houses met, and on the gist the
+ king opened the session with a speech from the throne, in which
+ occurs this Passage: "I pray, Mr. Speaker, and you, gentlemen of the
+ House of Commons, give that Triennial Bill once a reading in your
+ house, and then, in God's name, do what you think fit for me and
+ yourselves and the whole kingdom. I need not tell you how much I
+ love parliaments. Never king was so much beholden to parliaments as
+ I have been, nor do I think the crown can ever be happy without
+ frequent parliaments" (Cobbett's "Parliamentary History," vol. iv.,
+ cc. 290, 291).]
+
+among other things, discoursing largely of the plots abroad against him
+and the peace of the kingdom; and, among other things, that the
+dissatisfied party had great hopes upon the effect of the Act for a
+Triennial Parliament granted by his father, which he desired them to
+peruse, and, I think, repeal. So the Houses did retire to their own
+House, and did order the Act to be read to-morrow before them; and I
+suppose it will be repealed, though I believe much against the will of a
+good many that sit there.
+
+
+
+22nd. Up, and spent the whole morning and afternoon at my office, only
+in the evening, my wife being at my aunt Wight's, I went thither, calling
+at my own house, going out found the parlour curtains drawn, and
+inquiring the reason of it, they told me that their mistress had got Mrs.
+Buggin's fine little dog and our little bitch, which is proud at this
+time, and I am apt to think that she was helping him to line her, for
+going afterwards to my uncle Wight's, and supping there with her, where
+very merry with Mr. Woolly's drollery, and going home I found the little
+dog so little that of himself he could not reach our bitch, which I am
+sorry for, for it is the finest dog that ever I saw in my life, as if he
+were painted the colours are so finely mixed and shaded. God forgive me,
+it went against me to have my wife and servants look upon them while they
+endeavoured to do something . . . .
+
+
+
+23rd. Up, and going out saw Mrs. Buggin's dog, which proves as I thought
+last night so pretty that I took him and the bitch into my closet below,
+and by holding down the bitch helped him to line her, which he did very
+stoutly, so as I hope it will take, for it is the prettiest dog that ever
+I saw. So to the office, where very busy all the morning, and so to the
+'Change, and off hence with Sir W. Rider to the Trinity House, and there
+dined very well: and good discourse among the old men of Islands now and
+then rising and falling again in the Sea, and that there is many dangers
+of grounds and rocks that come just up to the edge almost of the sea,
+that is never discovered and ships perish without the world's knowing the
+reason of it. Among other things, they observed, that there are but two
+seamen in the Parliament house, viz., Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen, and
+not above twenty or thirty merchants; which is a strange thing in an
+island, and no wonder that things of trade go no better nor are better
+understood. Thence home, and all the afternoon at the office, only for
+an hour in the evening my Lady Jemimah, Paulina, and Madam Pickering come
+to see us, but my wife would not be seen, being unready. Very merry with
+them; they mightily talking of their thrifty living for a fortnight
+before their mother came to town, and other such simple talk, and of
+their merry life at Brampton, at my father's, this winter. So they being
+gone, to the office again till late, and so home and to supper and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+24th. Called up by my father, poor man, coming to advise with me about
+Tom's house and other matters, and he being gone I down by water to
+Greenwich, it being very-foggy, and I walked very finely to Woolwich,
+and there did very much business at both yards, and thence walked back,
+Captain Grove with me talking, and so to Deptford and did the like-
+there, and then walked to Redriffe (calling and eating a bit of collops
+and eggs at Half-way house), and so home to the office, where we sat
+late, and home weary to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+25th (Lady-day). Up and by water to White Hall, and there to chappell;
+where it was most infinite full to hear Dr. Critton. Being not knowne,
+some great persons in the pew I pretended to, and went in, did question
+my coming in. I told them my pretence; so they turned to the orders of
+the chappell, which hung behind upon the wall, and read it; and were
+satisfied; but they did not demand whether I was in waiting or no; and so
+I was in some fear lest he that was in waiting might come and betray me.
+The Doctor preached upon the thirty-first of Jeremy, and the twenty-first
+and twenty-second verses, about a woman compassing a man; meaning the
+Virgin conceiving and bearing our Saviour. It was the worst sermon I
+ever heard him make, I must confess; and yet it was good, and in two
+places very bitter, advising the King to do as the Emperor Severus did,
+to hang up a Presbyter John (a short coat and a long gowne
+interchangeably) in all the Courts of England. But the story of Severus
+was pretty, that he hanged up forty senators before the Senate house, and
+then made a speech presently to the Senate in praise of his owne lenity;
+and then decreed that never any senator after that time should suffer in
+the same manner without consent of the Senate: which he compared to the
+proceeding of the Long Parliament against my Lord Strafford. He said the
+greatest part of the lay magistrates in England were Puritans, and would
+not do justice; and the Bishopps, their powers were so taken away and
+lessened, that they could not exercise the power they ought. He told the
+King and the ladies plainly, speaking of death and of the skulls and
+bones of dead men and women,
+
+ [The preacher appears to have had the grave scene in "Hamlet" in
+ his mind, as he gives the same illustration of Alexander as Hamlet
+ does.]
+
+how there is no difference; that nobody could tell that of the great
+Marius or Alexander from a pyoneer; nor, for all the pains the ladies
+take with their faces, he that should look in a charnels-house could not
+distinguish which was Cleopatra's, or fair Rosamond's, or Jane Shoare's.
+Thence by water home. After dinner to the office, thence with my wife to
+see my father and discourse how he finds Tom's matters, which he do very
+ill, and that he finds him to have been so negligent, that he used to
+trust his servants with cutting out of clothes, never hardly cutting out
+anything himself; and, by the abstract of his accounts, we find him to
+owe above L290, and to be coming to him under L200. Thence home with my
+wife, it being very dirty on foot, and bought some fowl in Gracious.
+Streets and some oysters against our feast to-morrow. So home, and after
+at the office a while, home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+26th. Up very betimes and to my office, and there read over some papers
+against a meeting by and by at this office of Mr. Povy, Sir W. Rider,
+Creed, and Vernaty, and Mr. Gauden about my Lord Peterborough's accounts
+for Tangier, wherein we proceeded a good way; but, Lord! to see how
+ridiculous Mr. Povy is in all he says or do; like a man not more fit for
+to be in such employments as he is, and particularly that of Treasurer
+(paying many and very great sums without the least written order) as he
+is to be King of England, and seems but this day, after much discourse of
+mine, to be sensible of that part of his folly, besides a great deal more
+in other things. This morning in discourse Sir W. Rider [said], that he
+hath kept a journals of his life for almost these forty years, even to
+this day and still do, which pleases me mightily. That being done Sir J.
+Minnes and I sat all the morning, and then I to the 'Change, and there
+got away by pretence of business with my uncle Wight to put off Creed,
+whom I had invited to dinner, and so home, and there found Madam Turner,
+her daughter The., Joyce Norton, my father and Mr. Honywood, and by and
+by come my uncle Wight and aunt. This being my solemn feast for my
+cutting of the stone, it being now, blessed be God! this day six years
+since the time; and I bless God I do in all respects find myself free
+from that disease or any signs of it, more than that upon the least cold
+I continue to have pain in making water, by gathering of wind and growing
+costive, till which be removed I am at no ease, but without that I am
+very well. One evil more I have, which is that upon the least squeeze
+almost my cods begin to swell and come to great pain, which is very
+strange and troublesome to me, though upon the speedy applying of a
+poultice it goes down again, and in two days I am well again. Dinner not
+being presently ready I spent some time myself and shewed them a map of
+Tangier left this morning at my house by Creed, cut by our order, the
+Commissioners, and drawn by Jonas Moore, which is very pleasant, and I
+purpose to have it finely set out and hung up. Mrs. Hunt coming to see
+my wife by chance dined here with us. After dinner Sir W. Batten sent to
+speak with me, and told me that he had proffered our bill today in the
+House, and that it was read without any dissenters, and he fears not but
+will pass very well, which I shall be glad of. He told me also how Sir
+[Richard] Temple hath spoke very discontentfull words in the House about
+the Tryennial Bill; but it hath been read the second time to-day, and
+committed; and, he believes, will go on without more ado, though there
+are many in the House are displeased at it, though they dare not say
+much. But above all expectation, Mr. Prin is the man against it,
+comparing it to the idoll whose head was of gold, and his body and legs
+and feet of different metal. So this Bill had several degrees of calling
+of Parliaments, in case the King, and then the Council, and then the Lord
+Chancellor, and then the Sheriffes, should fail to do it. He tells me
+also, how, upon occasion of some 'prentices being put in the pillory
+to-day for beating of their masters, or some such like thing, in
+Cheapside, a company of 'prentices came and rescued them, and pulled down
+the pillory; and they being set up again, did the like again. So that
+the Lord Mayor and Major Generall Browne was fain to come and stay there,
+to keep the peace; and drums, all up and down the city, was beat to raise
+the trained bands, for to quiett the towne, and by and by, going out with
+my uncle and aunt Wight by coach with my wife through Cheapside (the rest
+of the company after much content and mirth being broke up), we saw a
+trained band stand in Cheapside upon their guard. We went, much against
+my uncle's will, as far almost as Hyde Park, he and my aunt falling out
+all the way about it, which vexed me, but by this I understand my uncle
+more than ever I did, for he was mighty soon angry, and wished a pox take
+her, which I was sorry to hear. The weather I confess turning on a
+sudden to rain did make it very unpleasant, but yet there was no occasion
+in the world for his being so angry, but she bore herself very
+discreetly, and I must confess she proves to me much another woman than I
+thought her, but all was peace again presently, and so it raining very
+fast, we met many brave coaches coming from the Parke and so we turned
+and set them down at home, and so we home ourselves, and ended the day
+with great content to think how it hath pleased the Lord in six years
+time to raise me from a condition of constant and dangerous and most
+painfull sicknesse and low condition and poverty to a state of constant
+health almost, great honour and plenty, for which the Lord God of heaven
+make me truly thankfull. My wife found her gowne come home laced, which
+is indeed very handsome, but will cost me a great deal of money, more
+than ever I intended, but it is but for once. So to the office and did
+business, and then home and to bed.
+
+
+
+27th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed wrangling with my wife about the
+charge she puts me to at this time for clothes more than I intended, and
+very angry we were, but quickly friends again. And so rising and ready I
+to my office, and there fell upon business, and then to dinner, and then
+to my office again to my business, and by and by in the afternoon walked
+forth towards my father's, but it being church time, walked to St.
+James's, to try if I could see the belle Butler, but could not; only
+saw her sister, who indeed is pretty, with a fine Roman nose. Thence
+walked through the ducking-pond fields; but they are so altered since
+my father used to carry us to Islington, to the old man's, at the King's
+Head, to eat cakes and ale (his name was Pitts) that I did not know
+which was the ducking-pond nor where I was. So through F[l]ee[t] lane
+to my father's, and there met Mr. Moore, and discoursed with him and my
+father about who should administer for my brother Tom, and I find we
+shall have trouble in it, but I will clear my hands of it, and what vexed
+me, my father seemed troubled that I should seem to rely so wholly upon
+the advice of Mr. Moore, and take nobody else, but I satisfied him, and
+so home; and in Cheapside, both coming and going, it was full of
+apprentices, who have been here all this day, and have done violence, I
+think, to the master of the boys that were put in the pillory yesterday.
+But, Lord! to see how the train-bands are raised upon this: the drums
+beating every where as if an enemy were upon them; so much is this city
+subject to be put into a disarray upon very small occasions. But it was
+pleasant to hear the boys, and particularly one little one, that I
+demanded the business. He told me that that had never been done in the
+city since it was a city, two prentices put in the pillory, and that it
+ought not to be so. So I walked home, and then it being fine moonshine
+with my wife an houre in the garden, talking of her clothes against
+Easter and about her mayds, Jane being to be gone, and the great dispute
+whether Besse, whom we both love, should be raised to be chamber-mayde or
+no. We have both a mind to it, but know not whether we should venture
+the making her proud and so make a bad chamber-mayde of a very good
+natured and sufficient cook-mayde. So to my office a little, and then to
+supper, prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+28th. This is the first morning that I have begun, and I hope shall
+continue to rise betimes in the morning, and so up and to my office, and
+thence about 7 o'clock to T. Trice, and advised with him about our
+administering to my brother Tom, and I went to my father and told him
+what to do; which was to administer and to let my cozen Scott have a
+letter of Atturny to follow the business here in his absence for him, who
+by that means will have the power of paying himself (which we cannot
+however hinder) and do us a kindness we think too. But, Lord! what a
+shame, methinks, to me, that, in this condition, and at this age, I
+should know no better the laws of my owne country! Thence to Westminster
+Hall, and spent till noon, it being Parliament time, and at noon walked
+with Creed into St. James's Parke, talking of many things, particularly
+of the poor parts and great unfitness for business of Mr. Povy, and yet
+what a show he makes in the world. Mr. Coventry not being come to his
+chamber, I walked through the house with him for an hour in St. James's
+fields' talking of the same subject, and then parted, and back and with
+great impatience, sometimes reading, sometimes walking, sometimes
+thinking that Mr. Coventry, though he invited us to dinner with him, was
+gone with the rest of the office without a dinner. At last, at past 4
+o'clock I heard that the Parliament was not up yet, and so walked to
+Westminster Hall, and there found it so, and meeting with Sir J. Minnes,
+and being very hungry, went over with him to the Leg, and before we had
+cut a bit, the House rises, however we eat a bit and away to St. James's
+and there eat a second part of our dinner with Mr. Coventry and his
+brother Harry, Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen. The great matter today in
+the House hath been, that Mr. Vaughan, the great speaker, is this day
+come to towne, and hath declared himself in a speech of an houre and a
+half, with great reason and eloquence, against the repealing of the Bill
+for Triennial Parliaments; but with no successe: but the House have
+carried it that there shall be such Parliaments, but without any coercive
+power upon the King, if he will bring this Act. But, Lord! to see how
+the best things are not done without some design; for I perceive all
+these gentlemen that I was with to-day were against it (though there was
+reason enough on their side); yet purely, I could perceive, because it
+was the King's mind to have it; and should he demand any thing else, I
+believe they would give it him. But this the discontented Presbyters,
+and the faction of the House will be highly displeased with; but it was
+carried clearly against them in the House. We had excellent good table-
+talke, some of which I have entered in my book of stories. So with them
+by coach home, and there find (bye my wife), that Father Fogourdy hath
+been with her to-day, and she is mightily for our going to hear a famous
+Reule preach at the French Embassador's house: I pray God he do not tempt
+her in any matters of religion, which troubles me; and also, she had
+messages from her mother to-day, who sent for her old morning-gown, which
+was almost past wearing; and I used to call it her kingdom, from the ease
+and content she used to have in the wearing of it. I am glad I do not
+hear of her begging any thing of more value, but I do not like that these
+messages should now come all upon Monday morning, when my wife expects of
+course I should be abroad at the Duke's. To the office, where Mr. Norman
+came and showed me a design of his for the storekeeper's books, for the
+keeping of them regular in order to a balance, which I am mightily
+satisfied to see, and shall love the fellow the better, as he is in all
+things sober, so particularly for his endeavour to do something in this
+thing so much wanted. So late home to supper and to bed, weary-with
+walking so long to no purpose in the Park to-day.
+
+
+
+29th. Was called up this morning by a messenger from Sir G. Carteret to
+come to him to Sir W. Batten's, and so I rose and thither to him, and
+with him and Sir J. Minnes to, Sir G. Carteret's to examine his accounts,
+and there we sat at it all the morning. About noon Sir W. Batten came
+from the House of Parliament and told us our Bill for our office was read
+the second time to-day, with great applause, and is committed. By and by
+to dinner, where good cheere, and Sir G. Carteret in his humour a very
+good man, and the most kind father and pleased father in his children
+that ever I saw. Here is now hung up a picture of my Lady Carteret,
+drawn by Lilly, a very fine picture, but yet not so good as I have seen
+of his doing. After dinner to the business again without any
+intermission till almost night, and then home, and took coach to my
+father to see and discourse with him, and so home again and to my office,
+where late, and then home to bed.
+
+
+
+30th. Up very betimes to my office, and thence at 7 o'clock to Sir G.
+Carteret, and there with Sir J. Minnes made an end of his accounts, but
+staid not dinner, my Lady having made us drink our morning draft there of
+several wines, but I drank: nothing but some of her coffee, which was
+poorly made, with a little sugar in it. Thence to the 'Change a great
+while, and had good discourse with Captain Cocke at the Coffee-house
+about a Dutch warr, and it seems the King's design is by getting
+underhand the merchants to bring in their complaints to the Parliament,
+to make them in honour begin a warr, which he cannot in honour declare
+first, for fear they should not second him with money. Thence homewards,
+staying a pretty while with my little she milliner at the end of Birchin
+Lane, talking and buying gloves of her, and then home to dinner, and in
+the afternoon had a meeting upon the Chest business, but I fear unless I
+have time to look after it nothing will be done,, and that I fear I shall
+not. In the evening comes Sir W. Batten, who tells us that the Committee
+have approved of our bill with very few amendments in words, not in
+matter. So to my office, where late with Sir W. Warren, and so home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+31st. Up betimes, and to my office, where by and by comes Povy, Sir W.
+Rider, Mr. Bland, Creed, and Vernatty, about my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, which we now went through, but with great difficulty, and many
+high words between Mr. Povy and I; for I could not endure to see so many
+things extraordinary put in, against truthe and reason. He was very
+angry, but I endeavoured all I could to profess my satisfaction in my
+Lord's part of the accounts, but not in those foolish idle things, they
+say I said, that others had put in. Anon we rose and parted, both of us
+angry, but I contented, because I knew all of them must know I was in the
+right. Then with Creed to Deptford, where I did a great deal of business
+enquiring into the business of canvas and other things with great
+content, and so walked back again, good discourse between Creed and I by
+the way, but most upon the folly of Povy, and at home found Luellin, and
+so we to dinner, and thence I to the office, where we sat all the
+afternoon late, and being up and my head mightily crowded with business,
+I took my wife by coach to see my father. I left her at his house and
+went to him to an alehouse hard by, where my cozen Scott was, and my
+father's new tenant, Langford, a tailor, to whom I have promised my
+custom, and he seems a very modest, carefull young man. Thence my wife
+coming with the coach to the alley end I home, and after supper to the
+making up my monthly accounts, and to my great content find myself worth
+above L900, the greatest sum I ever yet had. Having done my accounts,
+late to bed. My head of late mighty full of business, and with good
+content to myself in it, though sometimes it troubles me that nobody else
+but I should bend themselves to serve the King with that diligence,
+whereby much of my pains proves ineffectual.
+
+
+
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+Doubtfull of himself, and easily be removed from his own opinion
+Drink a dish of coffee
+Ill from my late cutting my hair so close to my head
+Nothing of the memory of a man, an houre after he is dead!
+She had got and used some puppy-dog water
+Subject to be put into a disarray upon very small occasions
+Very angry we were, but quickly friends again
+Went against me to have my wife and servants look upon them
+
+
+
+
+End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of The Diary of Samuel Pepys, v31
+by Samuel Pepys, Unabridged, transcribed by Bright, edited by Wheatley
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+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
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+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
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+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ APRIL & MAY
+ 1664
+
+
+April 1st. Up and to my office, where busy till noon, and then to the
+'Change, where I found all the merchants concerned with the presenting
+their complaints to the Committee of Parliament appointed to receive them
+this afternoon against the Dutch. So home to dinner, and thence by
+coach, setting my wife down at the New Exchange, I to White Hall; and
+coming too soon for the Tangier Committee walked to Mr. Blagrave for a
+song. I left long ago there, and here I spoke with his kinswoman, he not
+being within, but did not hear her sing, being not enough acquainted with
+her, but would be glad to have her, to come and be at my house a week now
+and then. Back to White Hall, and in the Gallery met the Duke of Yorke
+(I also saw the Queene going to the Parke, and her Mayds of Honour: she
+herself looks ill, and methinks Mrs. Stewart is grown fatter, and not so
+fair as she was); and he called me to him, and discoursed a good while
+with me; and after he was gone, twice or thrice staid and called me again
+to him, the whole length of the house: and at last talked of the Dutch;
+and I perceive do much wish that the Parliament will find reason to fall
+out with them. He gone, I by and by found that the Committee of Tangier
+met at the Duke of Albemarle's, and so I have lost my labour. So with
+Creed to the 'Change, and there took up my wife and left him, and we two
+home, and I to walk in the garden with W. Howe, whom we took up, he
+having been to see us, he tells me how Creed has been questioned before
+the Council about a letter that has been met with, wherein he is
+mentioned by some fanatiques as a serviceable friend to them, but he says
+he acquitted himself well in it, but, however, something sticks against
+him, he says, with my Lord, at which I am not very sorry, for I believe
+he is a false fellow. I walked with him to Paul's, he telling me how my
+Lord is little at home, minds his carding and little else, takes little
+notice of any body; but that he do not think he is displeased, as I fear,
+with me, but is strange to all, which makes me the less troubled. So
+walked back home, and late at the office. So home and to bed. This day
+Mrs. Turner did lend me, as a rarity, a manuscript of one Mr. Wells, writ
+long ago, teaching the method of building a ship, which pleases me
+mightily. I was at it to-night, but durst not stay long at it, I being
+come to have a great pain and water in my eyes after candle-light.
+
+
+
+2nd. Up and to my office, and afterwards sat, where great contest with
+Sir W. Batten and Mr. Wood, and that doating fool Sir J. Minnes, that
+says whatever Sir W. Batten says, though never minding whether to the
+King's profit or not. At noon to the Coffee-house, where excellent
+discourse with Sir W. Petty, who proposed it as a thing that is truly
+questionable, whether there really be any difference between waking and
+dreaming, that it is hard not only to tell how we know when we do a thing
+really or in a dream, but also to know what the difference [is] between
+one and the other. Thence to the 'Change, but having at this discourse
+long afterwards with Sir Thomas Chamberlin, who tells me what I heard
+from others, that the complaints of most Companies were yesterday
+presented to the Committee of Parliament against the Dutch, excepting
+that of the East India, which he tells me was because they would not be
+said to be the first and only cause of a warr with Holland, and that it
+is very probable, as well as most necessary, that we fall out with that
+people. I went to the 'Change, and there found most people gone, and so
+home to dinner, and thence to Sir W. Warren's, and with him past the
+whole afternoon, first looking over two ships' of Captain Taylor's and
+Phin. Pett's now in building, and am resolved to learn something of the
+art, for I find it is not hard and very usefull, and thence to Woolwich,
+and after seeing Mr. Falconer, who is very ill, I to the yard, and there
+heard Mr. Pett tell me several things of Sir W. Batten's ill managements,
+and so with Sir W. Warren walked to Greenwich, having good discourse, and
+thence by water, it being now moonshine and 9 or 10 o'clock at night, and
+landed at Wapping, and by him and his man safely brought to my door, and
+so he home, having spent the day with him very well. So home and eat
+something, and then to my office a while, and so home to prayers and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+3rd (Lord's day). Being weary last night lay long, and called up by W.
+Joyce. So I rose, and his business was to ask advice of me, he being
+summonsed to the House of Lords to-morrow, for endeavouring to arrest my
+Lady Peters
+
+ [Elizabeth, daughter of John Savage, second Earl Rivers, and first
+ wife to William, fourth Lord Petre, who was, in 1678, impeached by
+ the Commons of high treason, and died under confinement in the
+ Tower, January 5th, 1683, s. p.--B.]
+
+for a debt. I did give him advice, and will assist him. He staid all
+the morning, but would not dine with me. So to my office and did
+business. At noon home to dinner, and being set with my wife in the
+kitchen my father comes and sat down there and dined with us. After
+dinner gives me an account of what he had done in his business of his
+house and goods, which is almost finished, and he the next week expects
+to be going down to Brampton again, which I am glad of because I fear the
+children of my Lord that are there for fear of any discontent. He being
+gone I to my office, and there very busy setting papers in order till
+late at night, only in the afternoon my wife sent for me home, to see her
+new laced gowne, that is her gown that is new laced; and indeed it
+becomes her very nobly, and is well made. I am much pleased with it. At
+night to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+
+
+4th. Up, and walked to my Lord Sandwich's; and there spoke with him
+about W. Joyce, who told me he would do what was fit in so tender a
+point. I can yet discern a coldness in him to admit me to any discourse
+with him. Thence to Westminster, to the Painted Chamber, and there met
+the two Joyces. Will in a very melancholy taking. After a little
+discourse I to the Lords' House before they sat; and stood within it a
+good while, while the Duke of York came to me and spoke to me a good
+while about the new ship' at Woolwich. Afterwards I spoke with my Lord
+Barkeley and my Lord Peterborough about it. And so staid without a good
+while, and saw my Lady Peters, an impudent jade, soliciting all the Lords
+on her behalf. And at last W. Joyce was called in; and by the
+consequences, and what my Lord Peterborough told me, I find that he did
+speak all he said to his disadvantage, and so was committed to the Black
+Rod: which is very hard, he doing what he did by the advice of my Lord
+Peters' own steward. But the Sergeant of the Black Rod did direct one of
+his messengers to take him in custody, and so he was peaceably conducted
+to the Swan with two Necks, in Tuttle Street, to a handsome dining-room;
+and there was most civilly used, my uncle Fenner, and his brother
+Anthony, and some other friends being with him. But who would have
+thought that the fellow that I should have sworn could have spoken before
+all the world should in this be so daunted, as not to know what he said,
+and now to cry like a child. I protest, it is very strange to observe.
+I left them providing for his stay there to-night and getting a petition
+against tomorrow, and so away to Westminster Hall, and meeting Mr.
+Coventry, he took me to his chamber, with Sir William Hickeman, a member
+of their House, and a very civill gentleman. Here we dined very
+plentifully, and thence to White Hall to the Duke's, where we all met,
+and after some discourse of the condition of the Fleete, in order to a
+Dutch warr, for that, I perceive, the Duke hath a mind it should come to,
+we away to the office, where we sat, and I took care to rise betimes, and
+so by water to Halfway House, talking all the way good discourse with Mr.
+Wayth, and there found my wife, who was gone with her mayd Besse to have
+a walk. But, Lord! how my jealous mind did make me suspect that she
+might have some appointment to meet somebody. But I found the poor souls
+coming away thence, so I took them back, and eat and drank, and then
+home, and after at the office a while, I home to supper and to bed. It
+was a sad sight, me thought, to-day to see my Lord Peters coming out of
+the House fall out with his lady (from whom he is parted) about this
+business; saying that she disgraced him. But she hath been a handsome
+woman, and is, it seems, not only a lewd woman, but very high-spirited.
+
+
+
+5th. Up very betimes, and walked to my cozen Anthony Joyce's, and thence
+with him to his brother Will, in Tuttle Street, where I find him pretty
+cheery over [what] he was yesterday (like a coxcomb), his wife being come
+to him, and having had his boy with him last night. Here I staid an hour
+or two and wrote over a fresh petition, that which was drawn by their
+solicitor not pleasing me, and thence to the Painted chamber, and by and
+by away by coach to my Lord Peterborough's, and there delivered the
+petition into his hand, which he promised most readily to deliver to the
+House today. Thence back, and there spoke to several Lords, and so did
+his solicitor (one that W. Joyce hath promised L5 to if he be released).
+Lord Peterborough presented a petition to the House from W. Joyce: and a
+great dispute, we hear, there was in the House for and against it. At
+last it was carried that he should be bayled till the House meets again
+after Easter, he giving bond for his appearance. This was not so good as
+we hoped, but as good as we could well expect. Anon comes the King and
+passed the Bill for repealing the Triennial Act, and another about Writs
+of Errour. I crowded in and heard the King's speech to them; but he
+speaks the worst that ever I heard man in my life worse than if he read
+it all, and he had it in writing in his hand. Thence, after the House
+was up, and I inquired what the order of the House was, I to W. Joyce,'
+with his brother, and told them all. Here was Kate come, and is a comely
+fat woman. I would not stay dinner, thinking to go home to dinner, and
+did go by water as far as the bridge, but thinking that they would take
+it kindly my being there, to be bayled for him if there was need, I
+returned, but finding them gone out to look after it, only Will and his
+wife and sister left and some friends that came to visit him, I to
+Westminster Hall, and by and by by agreement to Mrs. Lane's lodging,
+whither I sent for a lobster, and with Mr. Swayne and his wife eat it,
+and argued before them mightily for Hawly, but all would not do, although
+I made her angry by calling her old, and making her know what herself is.
+Her body was out of temper for any dalliance, and so after staying there
+3 or 4 hours, but yet taking care to have my oath safe of not staying a
+quarter of an hour together with her, I went to W. Joyce, where I find
+the order come, and bayle (his father and brother) given; and he paying
+his fees, which come to above L2, besides L5 he is to give one man, and
+his charges of eating and drinking here, and 10s. a-day as many days as
+he stands under bayle: which, I hope, will teach him hereafter to hold
+his tongue better than he used to do. Thence with Anth. Joyce's wife
+alone home talking of Will's folly, and having set her down, home myself,
+where I find my wife dressed as if she had been abroad, but I think she
+was not, but she answering me some way that I did not like I pulled her
+by the nose, indeed to offend her, though afterwards to appease her I
+denied it, but only it was done in haste. The poor wretch took it mighty
+ill, and I believe besides wringing her nose she did feel pain, and so
+cried a great while, but by and by I made her friends, and so after
+supper to my office a while, and then home to bed. This day great
+numbers of merchants came to a Grand Committee of the House to bring in
+their claims against the Dutch. I pray God guide the issue to our good!
+
+
+
+6th. Up and to my office, whither by and by came John Noble, my father's
+old servant, to speake with me. I smelling the business, took him home;
+and there, all alone, he told me how he had been serviceable to my
+brother Tom, in the business of his getting his servant, an ugly jade,
+Margaret, with child. She was brought to bed in St. Sepulchre's parish
+of two children; one is dead, the other is alive; her name Elizabeth, and
+goes by the name of Taylor, daughter to John Taylor. It seems Tom did a
+great while trust one Crawly with the business, who daily got money of
+him; and at last, finding himself abused, he broke the matter to J.
+Noble, upon a vowe of secresy. Tom's first plott was to go on the other
+side the water and give a beggar woman something to take the child. They
+did once go, but did nothing, J. Noble saying that seven years hence the
+mother might come to demand the child and force him to produce it, or to
+be suspected of murder. Then I think it was that they consulted, and got
+one Cave, a poor pensioner in St. Bride's parish to take it, giving him
+L5, he thereby promising to keepe it for ever without more charge to
+them. The parish hereupon indite the man Cave for bringing this child
+upon the parish, and by Sir Richard Browne he is sent to the Counter.
+Cave thence writes to Tom to get him out. Tom answers him in a letter of
+his owne hand, which J. Noble shewed me, but not signed by him, wherein
+he speaks of freeing him and getting security for him, but nothing as to
+the business of the child, or anything like it: so that forasmuch as I
+could guess, there is nothing therein to my brother's prejudice as to the
+main point, and therefore I did not labour to tear or take away the
+paper. Cave being released, demands L5 more to secure my brother for
+ever against the child; and he was forced to give it him and took bond of
+Cave in L100, made at a scrivener's, one Hudson, I think, in the Old
+Bayly, to secure John Taylor, and his assigns, &c. (in consideration of
+L10 paid him), from all trouble, or charge of meat, drink, clothes, and
+breeding of Elizabeth Taylor; and it seems, in the doing of it, J. Noble
+was looked upon as the assignee of this John Taylor. Noble says that he
+furnished Tom with this money, and is also bound by another bond to pay
+him 20s. more this next Easter Monday; but nothing for either sum appears
+under Tom's hand. I told him how I am like to lose a great sum by his
+death, and would not pay any more myself, but I would speake to my father
+about it against the afternoon. So away he went, and I all the morning
+in my office busy, and at noon home to dinner mightily oppressed with
+wind, and after dinner took coach and to Paternoster Row, and there
+bought a pretty silke for a petticoate for my wife, and thence set her
+down at the New Exchange, and I leaving the coat at Unthanke's, went to
+White Hall, but the Councell meeting at Worcester House I went thither,
+and there delivered to the Duke of Albemarle a paper touching some
+Tangier business, and thence to the 'Change for my wife, and walked to my
+father's, who was packing up some things for the country. I took him up
+and told him this business of Tom, at which the poor wretch was much
+troubled, and desired me that I would speak with J. Noble, and do what I
+could and thought fit in it without concerning him in it. So I went to
+Noble, and saw the bond that Cave did give and also Tom's letter that I
+mentioned above, and upon the whole I think some shame may come, but that
+it will be hard from any thing I see there to prove the child to be his.
+Thence to my father and told what I had done, and how I had quieted Noble
+by telling him that, though we are resolved to part with no more money
+out of our own purses, yet if he can make it appear a true debt that it
+may be justifiable for us to pay it, we will do our part to get it paid,
+and said that I would have it paid before my own debt. So my father and
+I both a little satisfied, though vexed to think what a rogue my brother
+was in all respects. I took my wife by coach home, and to my office,
+where late with Sir W. Warren, and so home to supper and to bed. I heard
+to-day that the Dutch have begun with us by granting letters of marke
+against us; but I believe it not.
+
+
+
+7th. Up and to my office, where busy, and by and by comes Sir W. Warren
+and old Mr. Bond in order to the resolving me some questions about masts
+and their proportions, but he could say little to me to my satisfaction,
+and so I held him not long but parted. So to my office busy till noon
+and then to the 'Change, where high talke of the Dutch's protest against
+our Royall Company in Guinny, and their granting letters of marke against
+us there, and every body expects a warr, but I hope it will not yet be
+so, nor that this is true. Thence to dinner, where my wife got me a
+pleasant French fricassee of veal for dinner, and thence to the office,
+where vexed to see how Sir W. Batten ordered things this afternoon (vide
+my office book, for about this time I have begun, my notions and
+informations encreasing now greatly every day, to enter all occurrences
+extraordinary in my office in a book by themselves), and so in the
+evening after long discourse and eased my mind by discourse with Sir W.
+Warren, I to my business late, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+8th. Up betimes and to the office, and anon, it begunn to be fair after
+a great shower this morning, Sir W. Batten and I by water (calling his
+son Castle by the way, between whom and I no notice at all of his letter
+the other day to me) to Deptford, and after a turn in the yard, I went
+with him to the Almes'-house to see the new building which he, with some
+ambition, is building of there, during his being Master of Trinity House;
+and a good worke it is, but to see how simply he answered somebody
+concerning setting up the arms of the corporation upon the door, that and
+any thing else he did not deny it, but said he would leave that to the
+master that comes after him. There I left him and to the King's yard
+again, and there made good inquiry into the business of the poop
+lanterns, wherein I found occasion to correct myself mightily for what I
+have done in the contract with the platerer, and am resolved, though I
+know not how, to make them to alter it, though they signed it last night,
+and so I took Stanes
+
+ [Among the State Papers is a petition of Thomas Staine to the Navy
+ Commissioners "for employment as plateworker in one or two
+ dockyards. Has incurred ill-will by discovering abuses in the great
+ rates given by the king for several things in the said trade. Begs
+ the appointment, whereby it will be seen who does the work best and
+ cheapest, otherwise he and all others will be discouraged from
+ discovering abuses in future, with order thereon for a share of the
+ work to be given to him" ("Calendar," Domestic, 1663-64, p. 395)]
+
+home with me by boat and discoursed it, and he will come to reason when I
+can make him to understand it. No sooner landed but it fell a mighty
+storm of rain and hail, so I put into a cane shop and bought one to walk
+with, cost me 4s. 6d., all of one joint. So home to dinner, and had an
+excellent Good Friday dinner of peas porridge and apple pye. So to the
+office all the afternoon preparing a new book for my contracts, and this
+afternoon come home the office globes done to my great content. In the
+evening a little to visit Sir W. Pen, who hath a feeling this day or two
+of his old pain. Then to walk in the garden with my wife, and so to my
+office a while, and then home to the only Lenten supper I have had of
+wiggs--[Buns or teacakes.]-- and ale, and so to bed. This morning
+betimes came to my office to me boatswain Smith of Woolwich, telling me a
+notable piece of knavery of the officers of the yard and Mr. Gold in
+behalf of a contract made for some old ropes by Mr. Wood, and I believe I
+shall find Sir W. Batten of the plot (vide my office daybook).
+
+ [These note-books referred to in the Diary are not known to exist
+ now.]
+
+
+
+9th. The last night, whether it was from cold I got to-day upon the
+water I know not, or whether it was from my mind being over concerned
+with Stanes's business of the platery of the navy, for my minds was
+mighty troubled with the business all night long, I did wake about one
+o'clock in the morning, a thing I most rarely do, and pissed a little
+with great pain, continued sleepy, but in a high fever all night, fiery
+hot, and in some pain. Towards morning I slept a little and waking found
+myself better, but . . . . --[After what was just allowed print above,
+what could have required censorship here? D.W.]--with some pain, and
+rose I confess with my clothes sweating, and it was somewhat cold too,
+which I believe might do me more hurt, for I continued cold and apt to
+shake all the morning, but that some trouble with Sir J. Minnes and Sir
+W. Batten kept me warm. At noon home to dinner upon tripes, and so
+though not well abroad with my wife by coach to her Tailor's and the New
+Exchange, and thence to my father's and spoke one word with him, and
+thence home, where I found myself sick in my stomach and vomited, which I
+do not use to do. Then I drank a glass or two of Hypocras, and to the
+office to dispatch some business, necessary, and so home and to bed, and
+by the help of Mithrydate--[An opiate?? D.W.]--slept very well.
+
+
+
+10th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up and my wife dressed
+herself, it being Easter day, but I not being so well as to go out, she,
+though much against her will, staid at home with me; for she had put on
+her new best gowns, which indeed is very fine now with the lace; and this
+morning her taylor brought home her other new laced silks gowns with a
+smaller lace, and new petticoats, I bought the other day both very
+pretty. We spent the day in pleasant talks and company one with another,
+reading in Dr. Fuller's book what he says of the family of the Cliffords
+and Kingsmills, and at night being myself better than I was by taking a
+glyster,--[Pepy's spells this procedure sometimes with a 'c' and
+sometimes with a 'g' but a clyster however spelt is what today is termed
+and enema. D.W.]--which did carry away a great deal of wind, I after
+supper at night went to bed and slept well.
+
+
+
+11th. Lay long talking with my wife, then up and to my chamber preparing
+papers against my father comes to lie here for discourse about country
+business. Dined well with my wife at home, being myself not yet thorough
+well, making water with some pain, but better than I was, and all my fear
+of an ague gone away. In the afternoon my father came to see us, and he
+gone I up to my morning's work again, and so in the evening a little to
+the office and to see Sir W. Batten, who is ill again, and so home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+12th. Up, and after my wife had dressed herself very fine in her new
+laced gown, and very handsome indeed, W. Howe also coming to see us, I
+carried her by coach to my uncle Wight's and set her down there, and W.
+Howe and I to the Coffee-house, where we sat talking about getting of him
+some place under my Lord of advantage if he should go to sea, and I would
+be glad to get him secretary and to out Creed if I can, for he is a
+crafty and false rogue. Thence a little to the 'Change, and thence took
+him to my uncle Wight's, where dined my father, poor melancholy man, that
+used to be as full of life as anybody, and also my aunt's brother, Mr.
+Sutton, a merchant in Flanders, a very sober, fine man, and Mr. Cole and
+his lady; but, Lord! how I used to adore that man's talke, and now
+methinks he is but an ordinary man, his son a pretty boy indeed, but his
+nose unhappily awry. Other good company and an indifferent, and but
+indifferent dinner for so much company, and after dinner got a coach,
+very dear, it being Easter time and very foul weather, to my Lord's, and
+there visited my Lady, and leaving my wife there I and W. Howe to Mr.
+Pagett's, and there heard some musique not very good, but only one Dr.
+Walgrave, an Englishman bred at Rome, who plays the best upon the lute
+that I ever heard man. Here I also met Mr. Hill
+
+ [Thomas Hill, a man whose taste for music caused him to be a very
+ acceptable companion to Pepys. In January, 1664-65, he became
+ assistant to the secretary of the Prize Office.]
+
+the little merchant, and after all was done we sung. I did well enough a
+Psalm or two of Lawes; he I perceive has good skill and sings well, and a
+friend of his sings a good base. Thence late walked with them two as far
+as my Lord's, thinking to take up my wife and carry them home, but there
+being no coach to be got away they went, and I staid a great while, it
+being very late, about 10 o'clock, before a coach could be got. I found
+my Lord and ladies and my wife at supper. My Lord seems very kind. But
+I am apt to think still the worst, and that it is only in show, my wife
+and Lady being there. So home, and find my father come to lie at our
+house; and so supped, and saw him, poor man, to bed, my heart never being
+fuller of love to him, nor admiration of his prudence and pains
+heretofore in the world than now, to see how Tom hath carried himself in
+his trade; and how the poor man hath his thoughts going to provide for
+his younger children and my mother. But I hope they shall never want.
+So myself and wife to bed.
+
+
+
+13th. Though late, past 12, before we went to bed, yet I heard my poor
+father up, and so I rang up my people, and I rose and got something to
+eat and drink for him, and so abroad, it being a mighty foul day, by
+coach, setting my father down in Fleet Streete and I to St. James's,
+where I found Mr. Coventry (the Duke being now come thither for the
+summer) with a goldsmith, sorting out his old plate to change for new;
+but, Lord! what a deale he hath! I staid and had two or three hours
+discourse with him, talking about the disorders of our office, and I
+largely to tell him how things are carried by Sir W. Batten and Sir J.
+Minnes to my great grief. He seems much concerned also, and for all the
+King's matters that are done after the same rate every where else, and
+even the Duke's household matters too, generally with corruption, but
+most indeed with neglect and indifferency. I spoke very loud and clear
+to him my thoughts of Sir J. Minnes and the other, and trust him with the
+using of them. Then to talk of our business with the Dutch; he tells me
+fully that he believes it will not come to a warr; for first, he showed
+me a letter from Sir George Downing, his own hand, where he assures him
+that the Dutch themselves do not desire, but above all things fear it,
+and that they neither have given letters of marke against our shipps in
+Guinny, nor do De Ruyter
+
+ [Michael De Ruyter, the Dutch admiral, was born 1607. He served
+ under Tromp in the war against England in 1653, and was Lieutenant
+ Admiral General of Holland in 1665. He died April 26th, 1676, of
+ wounds received in a battle with the French off Syracuse. Among the
+ State Papers is a news letter (dated July 14th, 1664) containing
+ information as to the views of the Dutch respecting a war with
+ England. "They are preparing many ships, and raising 6,000 men, and
+ have no doubt of conquering by sea." "A wise man says the States
+ know how to master England by sending moneys into Scotland for them
+ to rebel, and also to the discontented in England, so as to place
+ the King in the same straits as his father was, and bring him to
+ agree with Holland" ("Calendar," 1663-64, p. 642).]
+
+stay at home with his fleet with an eye to any such thing, but for want
+of a wind, and is now come out and is going to the Streights. He tells
+me also that the most he expects is that upon the merchants' complaints,
+the Parliament will represent them to the King, desiring his securing of
+his subjects against them, and though perhaps they may not directly see
+fit, yet even this will be enough to let the Dutch know that the
+Parliament do not oppose the King, and by that means take away their
+hopes, which was that the King of England could not get money or do
+anything towards a warr with them, and so thought themselves free from
+making any restitution, which by this they will be deceived in. He tells
+me also that the Dutch states are in no good condition themselves,
+differing one with another, and that for certain none but the states of
+Holland and Zealand will contribute towards a warr, the others reckoning
+themselves, being inland, not concerned in the profits of warr or peace.
+But it is pretty to see what he says, that those here that are forward
+for a warr at Court, they are reported in the world to be only designers
+of getting money into the King's hands, they that elsewhere are for it
+have a design to trouble the kingdom and to give the Fanatiques an
+opportunity of doing hurt, and lastly those that are against it (as he
+himself for one is very cold therein) are said to be bribed by the Dutch.
+After all this discourse he carried me in his coach, it raining still,
+to, Charing Cross, and there put me into another, and I calling my father
+and brother carried them to my house to dinner, my wife keeping bed all
+day . . . . . All the afternoon at the office with W. Boddam looking
+over his particulars about the Chest of Chatham, which shows enough what
+a knave Commissioner Pett hath been all along, and how Sir W. Batten hath
+gone on in getting good allowance to himself and others out of the poors'
+money. Time will show all. So in the evening to see Sir W. Pen, and
+then home to my father to keep him company, he being to go out of town,
+and up late with him and my brother John till past 12 at night to make up
+papers of Tom's accounts fit to leave with my cozen Scott. At last we
+did make an end of them, and so after supper all to bed.
+
+
+
+14th. Up betimes, and after my father's eating something, I walked out
+with him as far as Milk Streete, he turning down to Cripplegate to take
+coach; and at the end of the streete I took leave, being much afeard I
+shall not see him here any more, he do decay so much every day, and so I
+walked on, there being never a coach to be had till I came to Charing
+Cross, and there Col. Froud took me up and carried me to St. James's,
+where with Mr. Coventry and Povy, &c., about my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, but, Lord! to see still what a puppy that Povy is with all his
+show is very strange. Thence to Whitehall and W. C[oventry] and I and
+Sir W. Rider resolved upon a day to meet and make an end of all the.
+business. Thence walked with Creed to the Coffee-house in Covent Garden,
+where no company, but he told me many fine experiments at Gresham
+College; and some demonstration that the heat and cold of the weather do
+rarify and condense the very body of glasse, as in a bolt head' with cold
+water in it put into hot water, shall first by rarifying the glasse make
+the water sink, and then when the heat comes to the water makes that rise
+again, and then put into cold water makes the water by condensing the
+glass to rise, and then when the cold comes to the water makes it sink,
+which is very pretty and true, he saw it tried. Thence by coach home,
+and dined above with my wife by her bedside, she keeping her bed . . .
+. . So to the office, where a great conflict with Wood and Castle about
+their New England masts? So in the evening my mind a little vexed, but
+yet without reason, for I shall prevail, I hope, for the King's profit,
+and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+15th. Up and all the morning with Captain Taylor at my house talking
+about things of the Navy, and among other things I showed him my letters
+to Mr. Coventry, wherein he acknowledges that nobody to this day did ever
+understand so much as I have done, and I believe him, for I perceive he
+did very much listen to every article as things new to him, and is
+contented to abide by my opinion therein in his great contest with us
+about his and Mr. Wood's masts. At noon to the 'Change, where I met with
+Mr. Hill, the little merchant, with whom, I perceive, I shall contract a
+musical acquaintance; but I will make it as little troublesome as I can.
+Home and dined, and then with my wife by coach to the Duke's house, and
+there saw "The German Princess" acted, by the woman herself; but never
+was any thing so well done in earnest, worse performed in jest upon the
+stage; and indeed the whole play, abating the drollery of him that acts
+her husband, is very simple, unless here and there a witty sprinkle or
+two. We met and sat by Dr. Clerke. Thence homewards, calling at Madam
+Turner's, and thence set my wife down at my aunt Wight's and I to my
+office till late, and then at to at night fetched her home, and so again
+to my office a little, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+16th. Up and to the office, where all the morning upon the dispute of
+Mr. Wood's masts, and at noon with Mr. Coventry to the African House; and
+after a good and pleasant dinner, up with him, Sir W. Rider, the simple
+Povy, of all the most ridiculous foole that ever I knew to attend to
+business, and Creed and Vernatty, about my Lord Peterborough's accounts;
+but the more we look into them, the more we see of them that makes
+dispute, which made us break off, and so I home, and there found my wife
+and Besse gone over the water to Half-way house, and after them, thinking
+to have gone to Woolwich, but it was too late, so eat a cake and home,
+and thence by coach to have spoke with Tom Trice about a letter I met
+with this afternoon from my cozen Scott, wherein he seems to deny
+proceeding as my father's attorney in administering for him in my brother
+Tom's estate, but I find him gone out of town, and so returned vexed home
+and to the office, where late writing a letter to him, and so home and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+17th (Lord's day). Up, and I put on my best cloth black suit and my
+velvet cloake, and with my wife in her best laced suit to church, where
+we have not been these nine or ten weeks. The truth is, my jealousy hath
+hindered it, for fear she should see Pembleton. He was here to-day, but
+I think sat so as he could not see her, which did please me, God help me!
+mightily, though I know well enough that in reason this is nothing but my
+ridiculous folly. Home to dinner, and in the afternoon, after long
+consulting whether to go to Woolwich or no to see Mr. Falconer, but
+indeed to prevent my wife going to church, I did however go to church
+with her, where a young simple fellow did preach: I slept soundly all the
+sermon, and thence to Sir W. Pen's, my wife and I, there she talking with
+him and his daughter, and thence with my wife walked to my uncle Wight's
+and there supped, where very merry, but I vexed to see what charges the
+vanity of my aunt puts her husband to among her friends and nothing at
+all among ours. Home and to bed. Our parson, Mr. Mills, his owne
+mistake in reading of the service was very remarkable, that instead of
+saying, "We beseech thee to preserve to our use the kindly fruits of the
+earth," he cries, "Preserve to our use our gracious Queen Katherine."
+
+
+
+18th. Up and by coach to Westminster, and there solicited W. Joyce's
+business again; and did speake to the Duke of Yorke about it, who did
+understand it very well. I afterwards did without the House fall in
+company with my Lady Peters, and endeavoured to mollify her; but she told
+me she would not, to redeem her from hell, do any thing to release him;
+but would be revenged while she lived, if she lived the age of
+Methusalem. I made many friends, and so did others. At last it was
+ordered by the Lords that it should be referred to the Committee of
+Privileges to consider. So I, after discoursing with the Joyces, away by
+coach to the 'Change; and there, among other things, do hear that a Jew
+hath put in a policy of four per cent. to any man, to insure him against
+a Dutch warr for four months; I could find in my heart to take him at
+this offer, but however will advise first, and to that end took coach to
+St. James's, but Mr. Coventry was gone forth, and I thence to Westminster
+Hall, where Mrs. Lane was gone forth, and so I missed of my intent to be
+with her this afternoon, and therefore meeting Mr. Blagrave, went home
+with him, and there he and his kinswoman sang, but I was not pleased with
+it, they singing methought very ill, or else I am grown worse to please
+than heretofore. Thence to the Hall again, and after meeting with
+several persons, and talking there, I to Mrs. Hunt's (where I knew my
+wife and my aunt Wight were about business), and they being gone to walk
+in the parke I went after them with Mrs. Hunt, who staid at home for me,
+and finding them did by coach, which I had agreed to wait for me, go with
+them all and Mrs. Hunt and a kinswoman of theirs, Mrs. Steward, to Hide
+Parke, where I have not been since last year; where I saw the King with
+his periwigg, but not altered at all; and my Lady Castlemayne in a coach
+by herself, in yellow satin and a pinner on; and many brave persons. And
+myself being in a hackney and full of people, was ashamed to be seen by
+the world, many of them knowing me. Thence in the evening home, setting
+my aunt at home, and thence we sent for a joynt of meat to supper, and
+thence to the office at 11 o'clock at night, and so home to bed.
+
+
+
+19th. Up and to St. James's, where long with Mr. Coventry, Povy, &c., in
+their Tangier accounts, but such the folly of that coxcomb Povy that we
+could do little in it, and so parted for the time, and I to walk with
+Creed and Vernaty in the Physique Garden in St. James's Parke; where I
+first saw orange-trees, and other fine trees. So to Westminster Hall,
+and thence by water to the Temple, and so walked to the 'Change, and
+there find the 'Change full of news from Guinny, some say the Dutch have
+sunk our ships and taken our fort, and others say we have done the same
+to them. But I find by our merchants that something is done, but is yet
+a secret among them. So home to dinner, and then to the office, and at
+night with Captain Tayler consulting how to get a little money by letting
+him the Elias to fetch masts from New England. So home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+20th. Up and by coach to Westminster, and there solicited W. Joyce's
+business all the morning, and meeting in the Hall with Mr. Coventry, he
+told me how the Committee for Trade have received now all the complaints
+of the merchants against the Dutch, and were resolved to report very
+highly the wrongs they have done us (when, God knows! it is only our owne
+negligence and laziness that hath done us the wrong) and this to be made
+to the House to-morrow. I went also out of the Hall with Mrs. Lane to
+the Swan at Mrs. Herbert's in the Palace Yard to try a couple of bands,
+and did (though I had a mind to be playing the fool with her) purposely
+stay but a little while, and kept the door open, and called the master
+and mistress of the house one after another to drink and talk with me,
+and showed them both my old and new bands. So that as I did nothing so
+they are able to bear witness that I had no opportunity there to do
+anything. Thence by coach with Sir W. Pen home, calling at the Temple
+for Lawes's Psalms, which I did not so much (by being against my oath)
+buy as only lay down money till others be bound better for me, and by
+that time I hope to get money of the Treasurer of the Navy by bills,
+which, according to my oath, shall make me able to do it. At home dined,
+and all the afternoon at a Committee of the Chest, and at night comes my
+aunt and uncle Wight and Nan Ferrers and supped merrily with me, my uncle
+coming in an hour after them almost foxed. Great pleasure by discourse
+with them, and so, they gone, late to bed.
+
+
+
+21st. Up pretty betimes and to my office, and thither came by and by Mr.
+Vernaty and staid two hours with me, but Mr. Gauden did not come, and so
+he went away to meet again anon. Then comes Mr. Creed, and, after some
+discourse, he and I and my wife by coach to Westminster (leaving her at
+Unthanke's, her tailor's) Hall, and there at the Lords' House heard that
+it is ordered, that, upon submission upon the knee both to the House and
+my Lady Peters, W. Joyce shall be released. I forthwith made him submit,
+and aske pardon upon his knees; which he did before several Lords. But
+my Lady would not hear it; but swore she would post the Lords, that the
+world might know what pitifull Lords the King hath; and that revenge was
+sweeter to her than milk; and that she would never be satisfied unless he
+stood in a pillory, and demand pardon there. But I perceive the Lords
+are ashamed of her, and so I away calling with my wife at a place or two
+to inquire after a couple of mayds recommended to us, but we found both
+of them bad. So set my wife at my uncle Wight's and I home, and
+presently to the 'Change, where I did some business, and thence to my
+uncle's and there dined very well, and so to the office, we sat all the
+afternoon, but no sooner sat but news comes my Lady Sandwich was come to
+see us, so I went out, and running up (her friend however before me) I
+perceive by my dear Lady blushing that in my dining-room she was doing
+something upon the pott, which I also was ashamed of, and so fell to some
+discourse, but without pleasure through very pity to my Lady. She tells
+me, and I find true since, that the House this day have voted that the
+King be desired to demand right for the wrong done us by the Dutch, and
+that they will stand by him with their lives fortunes: which is a very
+high vote, and more than I expected. What the issue will be, God knows!
+My Lady, my wife not being at home, did not stay, but, poor, good woman,
+went away, I being mightily taken with her dear visitt, and so to the
+office, where all the afternoon till late, and so to my office, and then
+to supper and to bed, thinking to rise betimes tomorrow.
+
+
+
+22nd. Having directed it last night, I was called up this morning before
+four o'clock. It was full light enough to dress myself, and so by water
+against tide, it being a little coole, to Greenwich; and thence, only
+that it was somewhat foggy till the sun got to some height, walked with
+great pleasure to Woolwich, in my way staying several times to listen to
+the nightingales. I did much business both at the Ropeyarde and the
+other, and on floate I discovered a plain cheat which in time I shall
+publish of Mr. Ackworth's. Thence, having visited Mr. Falconer also, who
+lies still sick, but hopes to be better, I walked to Greenwich, Mr. Deane
+with me. Much good discourse, and I think him a very just man, only a
+little conceited, but yet very able in his way, and so he by water also
+with me also to towne. I home, and immediately dressing myself, by coach
+with my wife to my Lord Sandwich's, but they having dined we would not
+'light but went to Mrs. Turner's, and there got something to eat, and
+thence after reading part of a good play, Mrs. The., my wife and I, in
+their coach to Hide Parke, where great plenty of gallants, and pleasant
+it was, only for the dust. Here I saw Mrs. Bendy, my Lady Spillman's
+faire daughter that was, who continues yet very handsome. Many others I
+saw with great content, and so back again to Mrs. Turner's, and then took
+a coach and home. I did also carry them into St. James's Park and shewed
+them the garden. To my office awhile while supper was making ready, and
+so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+23rd (Coronation day). Up, and after doing something at my office, and,
+it being a holiday, no sitting likely to be, I down by water to Sir W.
+Warren's, who hath been ill, and there talked long with him good
+discourse, especially about Sir W. Batten's knavery and his son Castle's
+ill language of me behind my back, saying that I favour my fellow
+traytours, but I shall be even with him. So home and to the 'Change,
+where I met with Mr. Coventry, who himself is now full of talke of a
+Dutch warr; for it seems the Lords have concurred in the Commons' vote
+about it; and so the next week it will be presented to the King, insomuch
+that he do desire we would look about to see what stores we lack, and buy
+what we can. Home to dinner, where I and my wife much troubled about my
+money that is in my Lord Sandwich's hand, for fear of his going to sea
+and be killed; but I will get what of it out I can. All the afternoon,
+not being well, at my office, and there doing much business, my thoughts
+still running upon a warr and my money. At night home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+24th (Lord's day). Up, and all the morning in my chamber setting some of
+my private papers in order, for I perceive that now publique business
+takes up so much of my time that I must get time a-Sundays or a-nights to
+look after my owne matters. Dined and spent all the afternoon talking
+with my wife, at night a little to the office, and so home to supper and
+to bed.
+
+
+
+25th. Up, and with Sir W. Pen by coach to St. James's and there up to
+the Duke, and after he was ready to his closet, where most of our talke
+about a Dutch warr, and discoursing of things indeed now for it. The
+Duke, which gives me great good hopes, do talk of setting up a good
+discipline in the fleete. In the Duke's chamber there is a bird, given
+him by Mr. Pierce, the surgeon, comes from the East Indys, black the
+greatest part, with the finest collar of white about the neck; but talks
+many things and neyes like the horse, and other things, the best almost
+that ever I heard bird in my life. Thence down with Mr. Coventry and Sir
+W. Rider, who was there (going along with us from the East Indya house
+to-day) to discourse of my Lord Peterborough's accounts, and then walked
+over the Parke, and in Mr. Cutler's coach with him and Rider as far as
+the Strand, and thence I walked to my Lord Sandwich's, where by agreement
+I met my wife, and there dined with the young ladies; my Lady, being not
+well, kept her chamber. Much simple discourse at table among the young
+ladies. After dinner walked in the garden, talking, with Mr. Moore about
+my Lord's business. He told me my Lord runs in debt every day more and
+more, and takes little care how to come out of it. He counted to me how
+my Lord pays use now for above L9000, which is a sad thing, especially
+considering the probability of his going to sea, in great danger of his
+life, and his children, many of them, to provide for. Thence, the young
+ladies going out to visit, I took my wife by coach out through the city,
+discoursing how to spend the afternoon; and conquered, with much ado,
+a desire of going to a play; but took her out at White Chapel, and to
+Bednal Green; so to Hackney, where I have not been many a year, since a
+little child I boarded there. Thence to Kingsland, by my nurse's house,
+Goody Lawrence, where my brother Tom and I was kept when young. Then to
+Newington Green, and saw the outside of Mrs. Herbert's house, where she
+lived, and my Aunt Ellen with her; but, Lord! how in every point I find
+myself to over-value things when a child. Thence to Islington, and so to
+St. John's to the Red Bull, and there: saw the latter part of a rude
+prize fought, but with good pleasure enough; and thence back to
+Islington, and at the King's Head, where Pitts lived, we 'light and eat
+and drunk for remembrance of the old house sake, and so through Kingsland
+again, and so to Bishopsgate, and so home with great pleasure. The
+country mighty pleasant, and we with great content home, and after supper
+to bed, only a little troubled at the young ladies leaving my wife so
+to-day, and from some passages fearing my Lady might be offended. But I
+hope the best.
+
+
+
+26th. Up, and to my Lord Sandwich's, and coming a little too early, I
+went and saw W. Joyce, and by and by comes in Anthony, they both owning a
+great deal of kindness received from me in their late business, and
+indeed I did what I could, and yet less I could not do. It has cost the
+poor man above L40; besides, he is likely to lose his debt. Thence to my
+Lord's, and by and by he comes down, and with him (Creed with us) I rode
+in his coach to St. James's, talking about W. Joyce's business mighty
+merry, and my Lady Peters, he says, is a drunken jade, he himself having
+seen her drunk in the lobby of their House. I went up with him to the
+Duke, where methought the Duke did not shew him any so great fondness as
+he was wont; and methought my Lord was not pleased that I should see the
+Duke made no more of him, not that I know any thing of any unkindnesse,
+but I think verily he is not as he was with him in his esteem. By and by
+the Duke went out and we with him through the Parke, and there I left him
+going into White Hall, and Creed and I walked round the Parke, a pleasant
+walk, observing the birds, which is very pleasant; and so walked to the
+New Exchange, and there had a most delicate dish of curds and creame, and
+discourse with the good woman of the house, a discreet well-bred woman,
+and a place with great delight I shall make it now and then to go
+thither. Thence up, and after a turn or two in the 'Change, home to the
+Old Exchange by coach, where great newes and true, I saw by written
+letters, of strange fires seen at Amsterdam in the ayre, and not only
+there, but in other places thereabout. The talke of a Dutch warr is not
+so hot, but yet I fear it will come to it at last. So home and to the
+office, where we sat late. My wife gone this afternoon to the buriall of
+my she-cozen Scott, a good woman; and it is a sad consideration how the
+Pepys's decay, and nobody almost that I know in a present way of
+encreasing them. At night late at my office, and so home to my wife to
+supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+27th. Up, and all the morning very busy with multitude of clients, till
+my head began to be overloaded. Towards noon I took coach and to the
+Parliament house door, and there staid the rising of the House, and with
+Sir G. Carteret and Mr. Coventry discoursed of some tarr that I have been
+endeavouring to buy, for the market begins apace to rise upon us, and I
+would be glad first to serve the King well, and next if I could I find
+myself now begin to cast how to get a penny myself. Home by coach with
+Alderman Backewell in his coach, whose opinion is that the Dutch will not
+give over the business without putting us to some trouble to set out a
+fleete; and then, if they see we go on well, will seek to salve up the
+matter. Upon the 'Change busy. Thence home to dinner, and thence to the
+office till my head was ready to burst with business, and so with my wife
+by coach, I sent her to my Lady Sandwich and myself to my cozen Roger
+Pepys's chamber, and there he did advise me about our Exchequer business,
+and also about my brother John, he is put by my father upon interceding
+for him, but I will not yet seem the least to pardon him nor can I in my
+heart. However, he and I did talk how to get him a mandamus for a
+fellowship, which I will endeavour. Thence to my Lady's, and in my way
+met Mr. Sanchy, of Cambridge, whom I have not met a great while. He
+seems a simple fellow, and tells me their master, Dr. Rainbow, is newly
+made Bishop of Carlisle. To my Lady's, and she not being well did not
+see her, but straight home with my wife, and late to my office,
+concluding in the business of Wood's masts, which I have now done and I
+believe taken more pains in it than ever any Principall officer in this
+world ever did in any thing to no profit to this day. So, weary, sleepy,
+and hungry, home and to bed. This day the Houses attended the King, and
+delivered their votes to him: upon the business of the Dutch; and he
+thanks them, and promises an answer in writing.
+
+
+
+28th. Up and close at my office all the morning. To the 'Change busy at
+noon, and so home to dinner, and then in the afternoon at the office till
+night, and so late home quite tired with business, and without joy in
+myself otherwise than that I am by God's grace enabled to go through it
+and one day, hope to have benefit by it. So home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+29th. Up betimes, and with Sir W. Rider and Cutler to White Hall. Rider
+and I to St. James's, and there with Mr. Coventry did proceed strictly
+upon some fooleries of Mr. Povy's in my Lord Peterborough's accounts,
+which will touch him home, and I am glad of it, for he is the most
+troublesome impertinent man that ever I met with. Thence to the 'Change,
+and there, after some business, home to dinner, where Luellin and Mount
+came to me and dined, and after dinner my wife and I by coach to see my
+Lady Sandwich, where we find all the children and my Lord removed, and
+the house so melancholy that I thought my Lady had been dead, knowing
+that she was not well; but it seems she hath the meazles, and I fear the
+small pox, poor lady. It grieves me mightily; for it will be a sad houre
+to the family should she miscarry. Thence straight home and to the
+office, and in the evening comes Mr. Hill the merchant and another with
+him that sings well, and we sung some things, and good musique it seemed
+to me, only my mind too full of business to have much pleasure in it.
+But I will have more of it. They gone, and I having paid Mr. Moxon for
+the work he has done for the office upon the King's globes, I to my
+office, where very late busy upon Captain Tayler's bills for his masts,
+which I think will never off my hand. Home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+30th. Up and all the morning at the office. At noon to the 'Change,
+where, after business done, Sir W. Rider and Cutler took me to the Old
+James and there did give me a good dish of mackerell, the first I have
+seen this year, very good, and good discourse. After dinner we fell to
+business about their contract for tarr, in which and in another business
+of Sir W. Rider's, canvas, wherein I got him to contract with me, I held
+them to some terms against their wills, to the King's advantage, which I
+believe they will take notice of to my credit. Thence home, and by water
+by a gally down to Woolwich, and there a good while with Mr. Pett upon
+the new ship discoursing and learning of him. Thence with Mr. Deane to
+see Mr: Falconer, and there find him in a way to be well. So to the
+water (after much discourse with great content with Mr. Deane) and home
+late, and so to the office, wrote to, my father among other things my
+continued displeasure against my brother John, so that I will give him
+nothing more out of my own purse, which will trouble the poor man, but
+however it is fit that I should take notice of my brother's ill carriage
+to me. Then home and till 12 at night about my month's accounts, wherein
+I have just kept within compass, this having been a spending month.
+So my people being all abed I put myself to bed very sleepy. All the
+newes now is what will become of the Dutch business, whether warr or
+peace. We all seem to desire it, as thinking ourselves to have
+advantages at present over them; for my part I dread it. The Parliament
+promises to assist the King with lives and fortunes, and he receives it
+with thanks and promises to demand satisfaction of the Dutch. My poor
+Lady Sandwich is fallen sick three days since of the meazles. My Lord
+Digby's business is hushed up, and nothing made of it; he is gone, and
+the discourse quite ended. Never more quiet in my family all the days of
+my life than now, there being only my wife and I and Besse and the little
+girl Susan, the best wenches to our content that we can ever expect.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ MAY
+ 1664
+
+
+May 1st (Lord's day). Lay long in bed. Went not to church, but staid at
+home to examine my last night's accounts, which I find right, and that I
+am L908 creditor in the world, the same I was last month. Dined, and
+after dinner down by water with my wife and Besse with great pleasure as
+low as Greenwich and so back, playing as it were leisurely upon the water
+to Deptford, where I landed and sent my wife up higher to land below
+Half-way house. I to the King's yard and there spoke about several
+businesses with the officers, and so with Mr. Wayth consulting about
+canvas, to Half-way house where my wife was, and after eating there we
+broke and walked home before quite dark. So to supper, prayers, and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+2nd. Lay pretty long in bed. So up and by water to St. James's, and
+there attended the Duke with Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes, and having
+done our work with him walked to Westminster Hall, and after walking
+there and talking of business met Mr. Rawlinson and by coach to the
+'Change, where I did some business, and home to dinner, and presently by
+coach to the King's Play-house to see "The Labyrinth," but, coming too
+soon, walked to my Lord's to hear how my Lady do, who is pretty well; at
+least past all fear. There by Captain Ferrers meeting with an
+opportunity of my Lord's coach, to carry us to the Parke anon, we
+directed it to come to the play-house door; and so we walked, my wife and
+I and Madamoiselle. I paid for her going in, and there saw "The
+Labyrinth," the poorest play, methinks, that ever I saw, there being
+nothing in it but the odd accidents that fell out, by a lady's being bred
+up in man's apparel, and a man in a woman's. Here was Mrs. Stewart, who
+is indeed very pretty, but not like my Lady Castlemayne, for all that.
+Thence in the coach to the Parke, where no pleasure; there being much
+dust, little company, and one of our horses almost spoiled by falling
+down, and getting his leg over the pole; but all mended presently, and
+after riding up and down, home. Set Madamoiselle at home; and we home,
+and to my office, whither comes Mr. Bland, and pays me the debt he
+acknowledged he owed me for my service in his business of the Tangier
+Merchant, twenty pieces of new gold, a pleasant sight. It cheered my
+heart; and he being gone, I home to supper, and shewed them my wife; and
+she, poor wretch, would fain have kept them to look on, without any other
+design but a simple love to them; but I thought it not convenient, and so
+took them into my own hand. So, after supper, to bed.
+
+
+
+3rd. Up, and being ready, went by agreement to Mr. Bland's and there
+drank my morning draft in good chocollatte, and slabbering my band sent
+home for another, and so he and I by water to White Hall, and walked to
+St. James's, where met Creed and Vernatty, and by and by Sir W. Rider,
+and so to Mr. Coventry's chamber, and there upon my Lord Peterborough's
+accounts, where I endeavoured to shew the folly and punish it as much as
+I could of Mr. Povy; for, of all the men in the world, I never knew any
+man of his degree so great a coxcomb in such imployments. I see I have
+lost him forever, but I value it not; for he is a coxcomb, and, I doubt,
+not over honest, by some things which I see; and yet, for all his folly,
+he hath the good lucke, now and then, to speak his follies in as good
+words, and with as good a show, as if it were reason, and to the purpose,
+which is really one of the wonders of my life. Thence walked to
+Westminster Hall; and there, in the Lords' House, did in a great crowd,
+from ten o'clock till almost three, hear the cause of Mr. Roberts, my
+Lord Privy Seal's son, against Win, who by false ways did get the father
+of Mr. Roberts's wife (Mr. Bodvill) to give him the estate and disinherit
+his daughter. The cause was managed for my Lord Privy Seal by Finch the
+Solicitor [General]; but I do really think that he is truly a man of as
+great eloquence as ever I heard, or ever hope to hear in all my life.
+Thence, after long staying to speak with my Lord Sandwich, at last he
+coming out to me and speaking with me about business of my Lord
+Peterborough, I by coach home to the office, where all the afternoon,
+only stept home to eat one bit and to the office again, having eaten
+nothing before to-day. My wife abroad with my aunt Wight and Norbury.
+I in the evening to my uncle Wight's, and not finding them come home,
+they being gone to the Parke and the Mulberry garden, I went to the
+'Change, and there meeting with Mr. Hempson, whom Sir W. Batten has
+lately turned out of his place, merely because of his coming to me when
+he came to town before he went to him, and there he told me many
+rogueries of Sir W. Batten, how he knows and is able to prove that
+Captain Cox of Chatham did give him L10 in gold to get him to certify for
+him at the King's coming in, and that Tom Newborne did make [the] poor
+men give him L3 to get Sir W. Batten to cause them to be entered in the
+yard, and that Sir W. Batten had oftentimes said: "by God, Tom, you shall
+get something and I will have some on't." His present clerk that is come
+in Norman's' room has given him something for his place; that they live
+high and (as Sir Francis Clerk's lady told his wife) do lack money as
+well as other people, and have bribes of a piece of sattin and cabinetts
+and other things from people that deal with him, and that hardly any body
+goes to see or hath anything done by Sir W. Batten but it comes with a
+bribe, and that this is publickly true that his wife was a whore, and
+that he had libells flung within his doors for a cuckold as soon as he
+was married; that he received L100 in money and in other things to the
+value of L50 more of Hempson, and that he intends to give him back but
+L50; that he hath abused the Chest and hath now some L1000 by him of it.
+I met also upon the 'Change with Mr. Cutler, and he told me how for
+certain Lawson hath proclaimed warr again with Argier, though they had at
+his first coming given back the ships which they had taken, and all their
+men; though they refused afterwards to make him restitution for the goods
+which they had taken out of them. Thence to my uncle Wight's, and he not
+being at home I went with Mr. Norbury near hand to the Fleece, a mum
+house--[?? D.W.]--in Leadenhall, and there drunk mum and by and by broke
+up, it being about 11 o'clock at night, and so leaving them also at home,
+went home myself and to bed.
+
+
+
+4th. Up, and my new Taylor, Langford, comes and takes measure of me for
+a new black cloth suit and cloake, and I think he will prove a very
+carefull fellow and will please me well. Thence to attend my Lord
+Peterborough in bed and give him an account of yesterday's proceeding
+with Povy. I perceive I labour in a business will bring me little
+pleasure; but no matter, I shall do the King some service. To my Lord's
+lodgings, where during my Lady's sickness he is, there spoke with him
+about the same business. Back and by water to my cozen Scott's. There
+condoled with him the loss of my cozen, his wife, and talked about his
+matters, as atturney to my father, in his administering to my brother
+Tom. He tells me we are like to receive some shame about the business of
+his bastarde with Jack Noble; but no matter, so it cost us no money.
+Thence to the Coffee-house and to the 'Change a while. News uncertain
+how the Dutch proceed. Some say for, some against a war. The plague
+increases at Amsterdam. So home to dinner, and after dinner to my
+office, where very late, till my eyes (which begin to fail me nowadays by
+candlelight) begin to trouble me. Only in the afternoon comes Mr. Peter
+Honiwood to see me and gives me 20s., his and his friends' pence for my
+brother John, which, God forgive my pride, methinks I think myself too
+high to take of him; but it is an ungratefull pitch of pride in me, which
+God forgive. Home at night to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+5th. Up betimes to my office, busy, and so abroad to change some plate
+for my father to send to-day by the carrier to Brampton, but I observe
+and do fear it may be to my wrong that I change spoons of my uncle
+Robert's into new and set a P upon them that thereby I cannot claim them
+hereafter, as it was my brother Tom's practice. However, the matter of
+this is not great, and so I did it. So to the 'Change, and meeting Sir
+W. Warren, with him to a taverne, and there talked, as we used to do, of
+the evils the King suffers in our ordering of business in the Navy, as
+Sir W. Batten now forces us by his knavery. So home to dinner, and to
+the office, where all the afternoon, and thence betimes home, my eyes
+beginning every day to grow less and less able to bear with long reading
+or writing, though it be by daylight; which I never observed till now.
+So home to my wife, and after supper to bed.
+
+
+
+6th. This morning up and to my office, where Sympson my joyner came to
+work upon altering my closet, which I alter by setting the door in
+another place, and several other things to my great content. Busy at it
+all day, only in the afternoon home, and there, my books at the office
+being out of order, wrote letters and other businesses. So at night with
+my head full of the business of my closet home to bed, and strange it is
+to think how building do fill my mind and put out all other things out of
+my thoughts.
+
+
+
+7th. Betimes at my office with the joyners, and giving order for other
+things about it. By and by we sat all the morning. At noon to dinner,
+and after dinner comes Deane of Woolwich, and I spent, as I had
+appointed, all the afternoon with him about instructions which he gives
+me to understand the building of a ship, and I think I shall soon
+understand it. In the evening a little to my office to see how the work
+goes forward there, and then home and spent the evening also with Mr.
+Deane, and had a good supper, and then to bed, he lying at my house.
+
+
+
+8th (Lord's day). This day my new tailor, Mr. Langford, brought me home
+a new black cloth suit and cloake lined with silk moyre, and he being
+gone, who pleases me very well with his work and I hope will use me
+pretty well, then Deane and I to my chamber, and there we repeated my
+yesterday's lesson about ships all the morning, and I hope I shall soon
+understand it. At noon to dinner, and strange how in discourse he cries
+up chymistry from some talk he has had with an acquaintance of his, a
+chymist, when, poor man, he understands not one word of it. But I
+discern very well that it is only his good nature, but in this of
+building ships he hath taken great pains, more than most builders I
+believe have. After dinner he went away, and my wife and I to church,
+and after church to Sir W. Pen, and there sat and talked with him, and
+the perfidious rogue seems, as he do always, mightily civil to us, though
+I know he hates and envies us. So home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+
+
+9th. Up and to my office all the morning, and there saw several things
+done in my work to my great content, and at noon home to dinner, and
+after dinner in Sir W. Pen's coach he set my wife and I down at the New
+Exchange, and after buying some things we walked to my Lady Sandwich's,
+who, good lady, is now, thanks be to God! so well as to sit up, and sent
+to us, if we were not afeard, to come up to her. So we did; but she was
+mightily against my wife's coming so near her; though, poor wretch! she
+is as well as ever she was, as to the meazles, and nothing can I see upon
+her face. There we sat talking with her above three hours, till six
+o'clock, of several things with great pleasure and so away, and home by
+coach, buying several things for my wife in our way, and so after looking
+what had been done in my office to-day, with good content home to supper
+and to bed. But, strange, how I cannot get any thing to take place in my
+mind while my work lasts at my office. This day my wife and I in our way
+to Paternoster Row to buy things called upon Mr. Hollyard to advise upon
+her drying up her issue in her leg, which inclines of itself to dry up,
+and he admits of it that it should be dried up.
+
+
+
+10th. Up and at my office looking after my workmen all the morning, and
+after the office was done did the same at night, and so home to supper
+and to bed.
+
+
+
+11th. Up and all day, both forenoon and afternoon, at my office to see
+it finished by the joyners and washed and every thing in order, and
+indeed now my closet is very convenient and pleasant for me. My uncle
+Wight came to me to my office this afternoon to speak with me about Mr.
+Maes's business again, and from me went to my house to see my wife, and
+strange to think that my wife should by and by send for me after he was
+gone to tell me that he should begin discourse of her want of children
+and his also, and how he thought it would be best for him and her to have
+one between them, and he would give her L500 either in money or jewells
+beforehand, and make the child his heir. He commended her body, and
+discoursed that for all he knew the thing was lawful. She says she did
+give him a very warm answer, such as he did not excuse himself by saying
+that he said this in jest, but told her that since he saw what her mind
+was he would say no more to her of it, and desired her to make no words
+of it. It seemed he did say all this in a kind of counterfeit laugh, but
+by all words that passed, which I cannot now so well set down, it is
+plain to me that he was in good earnest, and that I fear all his kindness
+is but only his lust to her. What to think of it of a sudden I know not,
+but I think not to take notice yet of it to him till I have thought
+better of it. So with my mind and head a little troubled I received a
+letter from Mr. Coventry about a mast for the Duke's yacht, which with
+other business makes me resolve to go betimes to Woolwich to-morrow. So
+to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+12th. Up by 4 o'clock and by water to Woolwich, where did some business
+and walked to Greenwich, good discourse with Mr. Deane best part of the
+way; there met by appointment Commissioner Pett, and with him to
+Deptford, where did also some business, and so home to my office, and at
+noon Mrs. Hunt and her cozens child and mayd came and dined with me. My
+wife sick . . . . in bed. I was troubled with it, but, however,
+could not help it, but attended them till after dinner, and then to the
+office and there sat all the afternoon, and by a letter to me this
+afternoon from Mr. Coventry I saw the first appearance of a warr with
+Holland. So home; and betimes to bed because of rising to-morrow.
+
+
+
+13th. Up before three o'clock, and a little after upon the water, it
+being very light as at noon, and a bright sunrising; but by and by a
+rainbow appeared, the first that ever in a morning I saw, and then it
+fell a-raining a little, but held up again, and I to Woolwich, where
+before all the men came to work I with Mr. Deane spent two hours upon the
+new ship, informing myself in the names and natures of many parts of her
+to my great content, and so back again, without doing any thing else, and
+after shifting myself away to Westminster, looking after Mr. Maes's
+business and others. In the Painted Chamber I heard a fine conference
+between some of the two Houses upon the Bill for Conventicles. The Lords
+would be freed from having their houses searched by any but the Lord
+Lieutenant of the County; and upon being found guilty, to be tried only
+by their peers; and thirdly, would have it added, that whereas the Bill
+says, "That that, among other things, shall be a conventicle wherein any
+such meeting is found doing any thing contrary to the Liturgy of the
+Church of England," they would have it added, "or practice." The Commons
+to the Lords said, that they knew not what might hereafter be found out
+which might be called the practice of the Church of England; for there
+are many things may be said to be the practice of the Church, which were
+never established by any law, either common, statute, or canon; as
+singing of psalms, binding up prayers at the end of the Bible, and
+praying extempore before and after sermon: and though these are things
+indifferent, yet things for aught they at present know may be started,
+which may be said to be the practice of the Church which would not be fit
+to allow. For the Lords' priviledges, Mr. Walter told them how tender
+their predecessors had been of the priviledges of the Lords; but,
+however, where the peace of the kingdom stands in competition with them,
+they apprehend those priviledges must give place. He told them that he
+thought, if they should owne all to be the priviledges of the Lords which
+might be demanded, they should be led like the man (who granted leave to
+his neighbour to pull off his horse's tail, meaning that he could not do
+it at once) that hair by hair had his horse's tail pulled off indeed: so
+the Commons, by granting one thing after another, might be so served by
+the Lords. Mr. Vaughan, whom I could not to my grief perfectly hear, did
+say, if that they should be obliged in this manner to, exempt the Lords
+from every thing, it would in time come to pass that whatever (be [it]
+never so great) should be voted by the Commons as a thing penall for a
+commoner, the contrary should be thought a priviledge to the Lords: that
+also in this business, the work of a conventicle being but the work of an
+hour, the cause of a search would be over before a Lord Lieutenant, who
+may be many miles off, can be sent for; and that all this dispute is but
+about L100; for it is said in the Act, that it shall be banishment or
+payment of L100. I thereupon heard the Duke of Lenox say, that there
+might be Lords who could not always be ready to lose L100, or some such
+thing: They broke up without coming to any end in it. There was also in
+the Commons' House a great quarrel about Mr. Prin, and it was believed
+that he should have been sent to the Towre, for adding something to a
+Bill (after it was ordered to be engrossed) of his own head--a Bill for
+measures for wine and other things of that sort, and a Bill of his owne
+bringing in; but it appeared he could not mean any hurt in it. But,
+however, the King was fain to write in his behalf, and all was passed
+over. But it is worth my remembrance, that I saw old Ryly the Herald,
+and his son; and spoke to his son, who told me in very bad words
+concerning Mr. Prin, that the King had given him an office of keeping the
+Records; but that he never comes thither, nor had been there these six
+months: so that I perceive they expect to get his imployment from him.
+Thus every body is liable to be envied and supplanted. At noon over to
+the Leg, where Sir G. Ascue, Sir Robt. Parkhurst and Sir W. Pen dined.
+A good dinner and merry. Thence to White Hall walking up and down a
+great while, but the Council not meeting soon enough I went homeward,
+calling upon my cozen Roger Pepys, with whom I talked and heard so much
+from him of his desire that I would see my brother's debts paid, and
+things still of that nature tending to my parting with what I get with
+pain to serve others' expenses that I was cruelly vexed. Thence to Sir
+R. Bernard, and there heard something of Pigott's delay of paying our
+money, that that also vexed me mightily. So home and there met with a
+letter from my cozen Scott, which tells me that he is resolved to meddle
+no more with our business, of administering for my father, which
+altogether makes me almost distracted to think of the trouble that I am
+like to meet with by other folks' business more than ever I hope to have
+by my owne. So with great trouble of mind to bed.
+
+
+
+14th. Up, full of pain, I believe by cold got yesterday. So to the
+office, where we sat, and after office home to dinner, being in
+extraordinary pain. After dinner my pain increasing I was forced to go
+to bed, and by and by my pain rose to be as great for an hour or two as
+ever I remember it was in any fit of the stone, both in the lower part of
+my belly and in my back also. No wind could I break. I took a glyster,
+but it brought away but a little, and my height of pain followed it. At
+last after two hours lying thus in most extraordinary anguish, crying and
+roaring, I know not what, whether it was my great sweating that may do
+it, but upon getting by chance, among my other tumblings, upon my knees,
+in bed, my pain began to grow less and less, till in an hour after I was
+in very little pain, but could break no wind, nor make any water, and so
+continued, and slept well all night.
+
+
+
+15th (Lord's day). Rose, and as I had intended without reference to this
+pain, took physique, and it wrought well with me, my wife lying from me
+to-night, the first time she did in the same house ever since we were
+married, I think (unless while my father was in town, that he lay with
+me). She took physique also to-day, and both of our physiques wrought
+well, so we passed our time to-day, our physique having done working,
+with some pleasure talking, but I was not well, for I could make no water
+yet, but a drop or two with great pain, nor break any wind. In the
+evening came Mr. Vernatty to see me and discourse about my Lord
+Peterborough's business, and also my uncle Wight and Norbury, but I took
+no notice nor showed any different countenance to my uncle Wight, or he
+to me, for all that he carried himself so basely to my wife the last
+week, but will take time to make my use of it. So, being exceeding hot,
+to bed, and slept well.
+
+
+
+16th. Forced to rise because of going to the Duke to St. James's, where
+we did our usual business, and thence by invitation to Mr. Pierces the
+chyrurgeon, where I saw his wife, whom I had not seen in many months
+before. She holds her complexion still, but in everything else, even in
+this her new house and the best rooms in it, and her closet which her
+husband with some vainglory took me to show me, she continues the eeriest
+slattern that ever I knew in my life. By and by we to see an experiment
+of killing a dogg by letting opium into his hind leg. He and Dr. Clerke
+did fail mightily in hitting the vein, and in effect did not do the
+business after many trials; but with the little they got in, the dogg did
+presently fall asleep, and so lay till we cut him up, and a little dogg
+also, which they put it down his throate; he also staggered first, and
+then fell asleep, and so continued. Whether he recovered or no, after
+I was gone, I know not, but it is a strange and sudden effect. Thence
+walked to Westminster Hall, where the King was expected to come to
+prorogue the House, but it seems, afterwards I hear, he did not come.
+I promised to go again to Mr. Pierce's, but my pain grew so great,
+besides a bruise I got to-day in my right testicle, which now vexes me as
+much as the other, that I was mighty melancholy, and so by coach home and
+there took another glyster, but find little good by it, but by sitting
+still my pain of my bruise went away, and so after supper to bed, my wife
+and I having talked and concluded upon sending my father an offer of
+having Pall come to us to be with us for her preferment, if by any means
+I can get her a husband here, which, though it be some trouble to us, yet
+it will be better than to have her stay there till nobody will have her
+and then be flung upon my hands.
+
+
+
+17th. Slept well all night and lay long, then rose and wrote my letter
+to my father about Pall, as we had resolved last night. So to dinner and
+then to the office, finding myself better than I was, and making a little
+water, but not yet breaking any great store of wind, which I wonder at,
+for I cannot be well till I do do it. After office home and to supper
+and with good ease to bed, and endeavoured to tie my hands that I might
+not lay them out of bed, by which I believe I have got cold, but I could
+not endure it.
+
+
+
+18th. Up and within all the morning, being willing to keep as much as I
+could within doors, but receiving a very wakening letter from Mr.
+Coventry about fitting of ships, which speaks something like to be done,
+I went forth to the office, there to take order in things, and after
+dinner to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier, but did little. So home
+again and to Sir W. Pen, who, among other things of haste in this new
+order for ships, is ordered to be gone presently to Portsmouth to look
+after the work there. I staid to discourse with him, and so home to
+supper, where upon a fine couple of pigeons, a good supper; and here I
+met a pretty cabinet sent me by Mr. Shales, which I give my wife, the
+first of that sort of goods I ever had yet, and very conveniently it
+comes for her closett. I staid up late finding out the private boxes,
+but could not do some of them, and so to bed, afraid that I have been too
+bold to-day in venturing in the cold. This day I begun to drink butter-
+milke and whey, and I hope to find great good by it.
+
+
+
+19th. Up, and it being very rayny weather, which makes it cooler than it
+was, by coach to Charing Cross with Sir W. Pen, who is going to
+Portsmouth this day, and left him going to St. James's to take leave of
+the Duke, and I to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier; where God
+forgive how our Report of my Lord Peterborough's accounts was read over
+and agreed to by the Lords, without one of them understanding it! And
+had it been what it would, it had gone: and, besides, not one thing
+touching the King's profit in it minded or hit upon. Thence by coach
+home again, and all the morning at the office, sat, and all the afternoon
+till 9 at night, being fallen again to business, and I hope my health
+will give me leave to follow it. So home to supper and to bed, finding
+myself pretty well. A pretty good stool, which I impute to my whey to-
+day, and broke wind also.
+
+
+
+20th. Up and to my office, whither by and by comes Mr. Cholmely, and
+staying till the rest of the company come he told me how Mr. Edward
+Montagu is turned out of the Court, not [to] return again. His fault, I
+perceive, was his pride, and most of all his affecting to seem great with
+the Queene and it seems indeed had more of her eare than any body else,
+and would be with her talking alone two or three hours together; insomuch
+that the Lords about the King, when he would be jesting with them about
+their wives, would tell the King that he must have a care of his wife
+too, for she hath now the gallant: and they say the King himself did once
+ask Montagu how his mistress (meaning the Queene) did. He grew so proud,
+and despised every body, besides suffering nobody, he or she, to get or
+do any thing about the Queene, that they all laboured to do him a good
+turn. They also say that he did give some affront to the Duke of
+Monmouth, which the King himself did speak to him of. But strange it is
+that this man should, from the greatest negligence in the world, come to
+be the miracle of attendance, so as to take all offices from everybody,
+either men or women, about the Queene. Insomuch that he was observed as
+a miracle, but that which is the worst, that which in a wise manner
+performed [would] turn to his greatest advantage, was by being so
+observed employed to his greatest wrong, the world concluding that there
+must be something more than ordinary to cause him to do this. So he is
+gone, nobody pitying but laughing at him; and he pretends only that he is
+gone to his father, that is sick in the country. By and by comes Povy,
+Creed, and Vernatty, and so to their accounts, wherein more trouble and
+vexation with Povy. That being done, I sent them going and myself fell
+to business till dinner. So home to dinner very pleasant. In the
+afternoon to my office, where busy again, and by and by came a letter
+from my father so full of trouble for discontents there between my mother
+and servants, and such troubles to my father from hence from Cave that
+hath my brother's bastard that I know not what in the world to do, but
+with great trouble, it growing night, spent some time walking, and
+putting care as much as I could out of my head, with my wife in the
+garden, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+21st. Up, called by Mr. Cholmely, and walked with him in the garden till
+others came to another Committee of Tangier, as we did meet as we did use
+to do, to see more of Povy's folly, and so broke up, and at the office
+sat all the morning, Mr. Coventry with us, and very hot we are getting
+out some ships. At noon to the 'Change, and there did some business,
+and thence home to dinner, and so abroad with my wife by coach to the New
+Exchange, and there laid out almost 40s. upon her, and so called to see
+my Lady Sandwich, whom we found in her dining-room, which joyed us
+mightily; but she looks very thin, poor woman, being mightily broke.
+She told us that Mr. Montagu is to return to Court, as she hears, which
+I wonder at, and do hardly believe. So home and to my office, where
+late, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+22nd (Lord's day). Up and by water to White Hall to my Lord's lodgings,
+and with him walked to White Hall without any great discourse, nor do I
+find that he do mind business at all. Here the Duke of Yorke called me
+to him, to ask me whether I did intend to go with him to Chatham or no.
+I told him if he commanded, but I did believe there would be business
+here for me, and so he told me then it would be better to stay, which I
+suppose he will take better than if I had been forward to go. Thence,
+after staying and seeing the throng of people to attend the King to
+Chappell (but, Lord! what a company of sad, idle people they are) I
+walked to St. James's with Colonell Remes, where staid a good while and
+then walked to White Hall with Mr. Coventry, talking about business.
+So meeting Creed, took him with me home and to dinner, a good dinner,
+and thence by water to Woolwich, where mighty kindly received by Mrs.
+Falconer and her husband, who is now pretty well again, this being the
+first time I ever carried my wife thither. I walked to the Docke, where
+I met Mrs. Ackworth alone at home, and God forgive me! what thoughts I
+had, but I had not the courage to stay, but went to Mr. Pett's and walked
+up and down the yard with him and Deane talking about the dispatch of the
+ships now in haste, and by and by Creed and my wife and a friend of Mr.
+Falconer's came with the boat and called me, and so by water to Deptford,
+where I landed, and after talking with others walked to Half-way house
+with Mr. Wayth talking about the business of his supplying us with
+canvas, and he told me in discourse several instances of Sir W. Batten's
+cheats. So to Half-way house, whither my wife and them were gone before,
+and after drinking there we walked, and by water home, sending Creed and
+the other with the boat home. Then wrote a letter to Mr. Coventry, and
+so a good supper of pease, the first I eat this year, and so to bed.
+
+
+
+23rd. Up and to the office, where Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and
+myself met and did business, we being in a mighty hurry. The King is
+gone down with the Duke and a great crew this morning by break of day to
+Chatham. Towards noon I and my wife by water to Woolwich, leaving my
+wife at Mr. Falconer's, and Mr. Hater and I with some officers of the
+yard on board to see several ships how ready they are. Then to Mr.
+Falconer's to a good dinner, having myself carried them a vessel of
+sturgeon and a Lamprey pie, and then to the Yarde again, and among other
+things did at Mr. Ackworth's obtain a demonstration of his being a knave;
+but I did not discover it, till it be a little more seasonable. So back
+to the Ropeyard and took my wife and Mr. Hater back, it raining mighty
+hard of a sudden, but we with the tilt
+
+ [Tilt (A.S. teld) represents a tent or awning. It was used for a
+ cloth covering for a cart or waggon, or for a canopy or awning over
+ a portion of a boat.]
+
+kept ourselves dry. So to Deptford, did some business there; but, Lord!
+to see how in both places the King's business, if ever it should come to
+a warr, is likely to be done, there not being a man that looks or speaks
+like a man that will take pains, or use any forecast to serve the King,
+at which I am heartily troubled. So home, it raining terribly, but we
+still dry, and at the office late discoursing with Sir J. Minnes and Sir
+W. Batten, who like a couple of sots receive all I say but to little
+purpose. So late home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+24th. Up and to the office, where Sir J. Minnes and I sat all the
+morning, and after dinner thither again, and all the afternoon hard at
+the office till night, and so tired home to supper and to bed. This day
+I heard that my uncle Fenner is dead, which makes me a little sad, to see
+with what speed a great many of my friends are gone, and more, I fear,
+for my father's sake, are going.
+
+
+
+25th. Took physique betimes and to sleep, then up, it working all the
+morning. At noon dined, and in the afternoon in my chamber spending two
+or three hours to look over some unpleasant letters and things of trouble
+to answer my father in, about Tom's business and others, that vexed me,
+but I did go through it and by that means eased my mind very much. This
+afternoon also came Tom and Charles Pepys by my sending for, and received
+of me L40 in part towards their L70 legacy of my uncle's. Spent the
+evening talking with my wife, and so to bed.
+
+
+
+26th. Up to the office, where we sat, and I had some high words with Sir
+W. Batten about canvas, wherein I opposed him and all his experience,
+about seams in the middle, and the profit of having many breadths and
+narrow, which I opposed to good purpose, to the rejecting of the whole
+business. At noon home to dinner, and thence took my wife by coach, and
+she to my Lady Sandwich to see her. I to Tom Trice, to discourse about
+my father's giving over his administration to my brother, and thence to
+Sir R. Bernard, and there received L19 in money, and took up my father's
+bond of L21, that is L40, in part of Piggot's L209 due to us, which L40
+he pays for 7 roods of meadow in Portholme. Thence to my wife, and
+carried her to the Old Bayly, and there we were led to the Quest House,
+by the church, where all the kindred were by themselves at the buriall of
+my uncle Fenner; but, Lord! what a pitiful rout of people there was of
+them, but very good service and great company the whole was. And so anon
+to church, and a good sermon, and so home, having for ease put my L19
+into W. Joyce's hand, where I left it. So to supper and to bed, being in
+a little pain from some cold got last night lying without anything upon
+my feet.
+
+
+
+27th. Up, not without some pain by cold, which makes me mighty
+melancholy, to think of the ill state of my health. To the office, where
+busy till my brains ready to drop with variety of business, and vexed for
+all that to see the service like to suffer by other people's neglect.
+Vexed also at a letter from my father with two troublesome ones enclosed
+from Cave and Noble, so that I know not what to do therein. At home to
+dinner at noon. But to comfort my heart, Captain Taylor this day brought
+me L20 he promised me for my assistance to him about his masts. After
+dinner to the office again, and thence with Mr. Wayth to St. Catherine's
+to see some variety of canvas's, which indeed was worth my seeing, but
+only I was in some pain, and so took not the delight I should otherwise
+have done. So home to the office, and there busy till late at night, and
+so home to supper and to bed. This morning my taylor brought me a very
+tall mayde to be my cook-mayde; she asked L5, but my wife offered her but
+L3 10s.--whether she will take it or no I know not till to-morrow, but I
+am afeard she will be over high for us, she having last been a chamber
+mayde, and holds up her head, as my little girle Su observed.
+
+
+
+28th. Up pretty well as to pain and wind, and to the office, where we
+sat close and did much business. At noon I to the 'Change, and thence to
+Mr. Cutler's, where I heard Sir W. Rider was, where I found them at
+dinner and dined with them, he having yesterday and to-day a fit of a
+pain like the gout, the first time he ever had it. A good dinner. Good
+discourse, Sir W. Rider especially much fearing the issue of a Dutch
+warr, wherein I very highly commend him. Thence home, and at the office
+a while, and then with Mr. Deane to a second lesson upon my Shipwrightry,
+wherein I go on with great pleasure. He being gone I to the office late,
+and so home to supper and to bed. But, Lord! to see how my very going to
+the 'Change, and being without my gowne, presently brought me wind and
+pain, till I came home and was well again; but I am come to such a pass
+that I shall not know what to do with myself, but I am apt to think that
+it is only my legs that I take cold in from my having so long worn a
+gowne constantly.
+
+
+
+29th (Whitsunday. King's Birth and Restauration day). Up, and having
+received a letter last night desiring it from Mr. Coventry, I walked to
+St. James's, and there he and I did long discourse together of the
+business of the office, and the warr with the Dutch; and he seemed to
+argue mightily with the little reason that there is for all this. For
+first, as to the wrong we pretend they have done us: that of the East
+Indys, for their not delivering of Poleron, it is not yet known whether
+they have failed or no; that of their hindering the Leopard cannot amount
+to above L3,000 if true; that of the Guinny Company, all they had done us
+did not amount to above L200 or L300 he told me truly; and that now, from
+what Holmes, without any commission, hath done in taking an island and
+two forts, hath set us much in debt to them; and he believes that Holmes
+will have been so puffed up with this, that he by this time hath been
+enforced with more strength than he had then, hath, I say, done a great
+deale more wrong to them. He do, as to the effect of the warr, tell me
+clearly that it is not any skill of the Dutch that can hinder our trade
+if we will, we having so many advantages over them, of winds, good ports,
+and men; but it is our pride, and the laziness of the merchant. He seems
+to think that there may be some negotiation which may hinder a warr this
+year, but that he speaks doubtfully as unwilling I perceive to be thought
+to discourse any such thing. The main thing he desired to speake with me
+about was, to know whether I do understand my Lord Sandwich's intentions
+as to going to sea with this fleete; saying, that the Duke, if he desires
+it, is most willing to it; but thinking that twelve ships is not a fleete
+fit for my Lord to be troubled to go out with, he is not willing to offer
+it to him till he hath some intimations of his mind to go, or not. He
+spoke this with very great respect as to my Lord, though methinks it is
+strange they should not understand one another better at this time than
+to need another's mediation. Thence walked over the Parke to White Hall,
+Mr. Povy with me, and was taken in a very great showre in the middle of
+the Parke that we were very wet. So up into, the house and with him to
+the King's closett, whither by and by the King came, my Lord Sandwich
+carrying the sword. A Bishopp preached, but he speaking too low for me
+to hear behind the King's closett, I went forth and walked and discoursed
+with Colonell Reames, who seems a very willing man to be informed in his
+business of canvas, which he is undertaking to strike in with us to serve
+the Navy. By and by my Lord Sandwich came forth, and called me to him:
+and we fell into discourse a great while about his business, wherein he
+seems to be very open with me, and to receive my opinion as he used to
+do; and I hope I shall become necessary to him again. He desired me to
+think of the fitness, or not, for him to offer himself to go to sea; and
+to give him my thoughts in a day or two. Thence after sermon among the
+ladies on the Queene's side; where I saw Mrs. Stewart, very fine and
+pretty, but far beneath my Lady Castlemayne. Thence with Mr. Povy home
+to dinner; where extraordinary cheer. And after dinner up and down to
+see his house. And in a word, methinks, for his perspective upon his
+wall in his garden, and the springs rising up with the perspective in the
+little closett; his room floored above with woods of several colours,
+like but above the best cabinet-work I ever saw; his grotto and vault,
+with his bottles of wine, and a well therein to keep them cool; his
+furniture of all sorts; his bath at the top of his house, good pictures,
+and his manner of eating and drinking; do surpass all that ever I did see
+of one man in all my life. Thence walked home and found my uncle Wight
+and Mr. Rawlinson, who supped with me. They being gone, I to bed, being
+in some pain from my being so much abroad to-day, which is a most strange
+thing that in such warm weather the least ayre should get cold and wind
+in me. I confess it makes me mighty sad and out of all content in the
+world.
+
+
+
+30th. Lay long, the bells ringing, it being holiday, and then up and all
+the day long in my study at home studying of shipmaking with great
+content till the evening, and then came Mr. Howe and sat and then supped
+with me. He is a little conceited, but will make a discreet man. He
+being gone, a little to my office, and then home to bed, being in much
+pain from yesterday's being abroad, which is a consideration of mighty
+sorrow to me.
+
+
+
+31st. Up, and called upon Mr. Hollyard, with whom I advised and shall
+fall upon some course of doing something for my disease of the wind,
+which grows upon me every day more and more. Thence to my Lord
+Sandwich's, and while he was dressing I below discoursed with Captain
+Cooke, and I think if I do find it fit to keep a boy at all I had as good
+be supplied from him with one as any body. By and by up to my Lord, and
+to discourse about his going to sea, and the message I had from Mr.
+Coventry to him. He wonders, as he well may, that this course should be
+taken, and he every day with the Duke, who, nevertheless, seems most
+friendly to him, who hath not yet spoke one word to my Lord of his desire
+to have him go to sea. My Lord do tell me clearly that were it not that
+he, as all other men that were of the Parliament side, are obnoxious to
+reproach, and so is forced to bear what otherwise he would not, he would
+never suffer every thing to be done in the Navy, and he never be
+consulted; and it seems, in the naming of all these commanders for this
+fleete, he hath never been asked one question. But we concluded it
+wholly inconsistent with his honour not to go with this fleete, nor with
+the reputation which the world hath of his interest at Court; and so he
+did give me commission to tell Mr. Coventry that he is most willing to
+receive any commands from the Duke in this fleete, were it less than it
+is, and that particularly in this service. With this message I parted,
+and by coach to the office, where I found Mr. Coventry, and told him
+this. Methinks, I confess, he did not seem so pleased with it as I
+expected, or at least could have wished, and asked me whether I had told
+my Lord that the Duke do not expect his going, which I told him I had.
+But now whether he means really that the Duke, as he told me the other
+day, do think the Fleete too small for him to take or that he would not
+have him go, I swear I cannot tell. But methinks other ways might have
+been used to put him by without going in this manner about it, and so I
+hope it is out of kindness indeed. Dined at home, and so to the office,
+where a great while alone in my office, nobody near, with Bagwell's wife
+of Deptford, but the woman seems so modest that I durst not offer any
+courtship to her, though I had it in my mind when I brought her in to me.
+But I am resolved to do her husband a courtesy, for I think he is a man
+that deserves very well. So abroad with my wife by coach to St. James's,
+to one Lady Poultny's, where I found my Lord, I doubt, at some vain
+pleasure or other. I did give him a short account of what I had done
+with Mr. Coventry, and so left him, and to my wife again in the coach,
+and with her to the Parke, but the Queene being gone by the Parke to
+Kensington, we staid not but straight home and to supper (the first time
+I have done so this summer), and so to my office doing business, and then
+to my monthly accounts, where to my great comfort I find myself better
+than I was still the last month, and now come to L930. I was told to-
+day, that upon Sunday night last, being the King's birth-day, the King
+was at my Lady Castlemayne's lodgings (over the hither-gates at Lambert's
+lodgings) dancing with fiddlers all night almost; and all the world
+coming by taking notice of it, which I am sorry to hear. The discourse
+of the town is only whether a warr with Holland or no, and we are
+preparing for it all we can, which is but little. Myself subject more
+than ordinary to pain by winde, which makes me very sad, together with
+the trouble which at present lies upon me in my father's behalf, rising
+from the death of my brother, which are many and great. Would to God
+they were over!
+
+
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+Bath at the top of his house
+Fear all his kindness is but only his lust to her
+Fetch masts from New England
+Find myself to over-value things when a child
+Generally with corruption, but most indeed with neglect
+I slept soundly all the sermon
+In a hackney and full of people, was ashamed to be seen
+In my dining-room she was doing something upon the pott
+Methought very ill, or else I am grown worse to please
+Mrs. Lane was gone forth, and so I missed of my intent
+Saw "The German Princess" acted, by the woman herself
+Slabbering my band sent home for another
+That hair by hair had his horse's tail pulled off indeed
+
+
+
+
+End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of The Diary of Samuel Pepys, v32
+by Samuel Pepys, Unabridged, transcribed by Bright, edited by Wheatley
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+
+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
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+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ JUNE & JULY
+ 1664
+
+
+June 1st. Up, having lain long, going to bed very late after the ending
+of my accounts. Being up Mr. Hollyard came to me, and to my great
+sorrow, after his great assuring me that I could not possibly have the
+stone again, he tells me that he do verily fear that I have it again, and
+has brought me something to dissolve it, which do make me very much
+troubled, and pray to God to ease me. He gone, I down by water to
+Woolwich and Deptford to look after the dispatch of the ships, all the
+way reading Mr. Spencer's Book of Prodigys, which is most ingeniously
+writ, both for matter and style. Home at noon, and my little girl got me
+my dinner, and I presently out by water and landed at Somerset stairs,
+and thence through Covent Garden, where I met with Mr. Southwell (Sir W.
+Pen's friend), who tells me the very sad newes of my Lord Tiviott's and
+nineteen more commission officers being killed at Tangier by the Moores,
+by an ambush of the enemy upon them, while they were surveying their
+lines; which is very sad, and, he says, afflicts the King much. Thence
+to W. Joyce's, where by appointment I met my wife (but neither of them at
+home), and she and I to the King's house, and saw "The Silent Woman;" but
+methought not so well done or so good a play as I formerly thought it to
+be, or else I am nowadays out of humour. Before the play was done, it
+fell such a storm of hayle, that we in the middle of the pit were fain to
+rise;
+
+ [The stage was covered in by a tiled roof, but the pit was open to
+ the sky. "The pit lay open to the weather for sake of light, but
+ was subsequently covered in with a glazed cupola, which, however,
+ only imperfectly protected the audience, so that in stormy weather
+ the house was thrown into disorder, and the people in the pit were
+ fain to rise" (Cunningham's "Story of Nell Gwyn," ed. 1893, p. 33).]
+
+and all the house in a disorder, and so my wife and I out and got into a
+little alehouse, and staid there an hour after the play was done before
+we could get a coach, which at last we did (and by chance took up Joyce
+Norton and Mrs. Bowles. and set them at home), and so home ourselves,
+and I, after a little to my office, so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and then to the
+'Change, where after some stay by coach with Sir J. Minnes and Mr.
+Coventry to St. James's, and there dined with Mr. Coventry very finely,
+and so over the Parke to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier about
+providing provisions, money, and men for Tangier. At it all the
+afternoon, but it is strange to see how poorly and brokenly things are
+done of the greatest consequence, and how soon the memory of this great
+man is gone, or, at least, out of mind by the thoughts of who goes next,
+which is not yet knowne. My Lord of Oxford, Muskerry, and several others
+are discoursed of. It seems my Lord Tiviott's design was to go a mile
+and half out of the towne, to cut down a wood in which the enemy did use
+to lie in ambush. He had sent several spyes; but all brought word that
+the way was clear, and so might be for any body's discovery of an enemy
+before you are upon them. There they were all snapt, he and all his
+officers, and about 200 men, as they say; there being left now in the
+garrison but four captains. This happened the 3d of May last, being not
+before that day twelvemonth of his entering into his government there:
+but at his going out in the morning he said to some of his officers,
+"Gentlemen, let us look to ourselves, for it was this day three years
+that so many brave Englishmen were knocked on the head by the Moores,
+when Fines made his sally out." Here till almost night, and then home
+with Sir J. Minnes by coach, and so to my office a while, and home to
+supper and bed, being now in constant pain in my back, but whether it be
+only wind or what it is the Lord knows, but I fear the worst.
+
+
+
+3rd. Up, still in a constant pain in my back, which much afflicts me
+with fear of the consequence of it. All the morning at the office, we
+sat at the office extraordinary upon the business of our stores, but,
+Lord! what a pitiful account the Surveyor makes of it grieves my heart.
+This morning before I came out I made a bargain with Captain Taylor for a
+ship for the Commissioners for Tangier, wherein I hope to get L40 or L50.
+To the 'Change, and thence home and dined, and then by coach to White
+Hall, sending my wife to Mrs. Hunt's. At the Committee for Tangier all
+the afternoon, where a sad consideration to see things of so great weight
+managed in so confused a manner as it is, so as I would not have the
+buying of an acre of land bought by the Duke of York and Mr. Coventry,
+for ought I see, being the only two that do anything like men; Prince
+Rupert do nothing but swear and laugh a little, with an oathe or two, and
+that's all he do. Thence called my wife and home, and I late at my
+office, and so home to supper and to bed, pleased at my hopes of gains by
+to-day's work, but very sad to think of the state of my health.
+
+
+
+4th. Up and to St. James's by coach, after a good deal of talk before I
+went forth with J. Noble, who tells me that he will secure us against
+Cave, that though he knows, and can prove it, yet nobody else can prove
+it, to be Tom's child; that the bond was made by one Hudson, a scrivener,
+next to the Fountaine taverne, in the Old Bayly; that the children were
+born, and christened, and entered in the parish-book of St. Sepulchre's,
+by the name of Anne and Elizabeth Taylor and he will give us security
+against Cave if we pay him the money. And then up to the Duke, and was
+with him giving him an account how matters go, and of the necessity there
+is of a power to presse seamen, without which we cannot really raise men
+for this fleete of twelve sayle, besides that it will assert the King's
+power of pressing, which at present is somewhat doubted, and will make
+the Dutch believe that we are in earnest. Thence by water to the office,
+where we sat till almost two o'clock. This morning Captain Ferrer came
+to the office to tell me that my Lord hath given him a promise of Young's
+place in the Wardrobe, and hearing that I pretend a promise to it he
+comes to ask my consent, which I denied him, and told him my Lord may do
+what he pleases with his promise to me, but my father's condition is not
+so as that I should let it go if my Lord will stand to his word, and so I
+sent him going, myself being troubled a little at it. After office I
+with Mr. Coventry by water to St. James's and dined with him, and had
+excellent discourse from him. So to the Committee for Tangier all
+afternoon, where still the same confused doings, and my Lord Fitz-Harding
+now added to the Committee; which will signify much. It grieves me to
+see how brokenly things are ordered. So by coach home, and at my office
+late, and so to supper and to bed, my body by plenty of breaking of wind
+being just now pretty well again, having had a constant akeing in my back
+these 5 or 6 days. Mr. Coventry discoursing this noon about Sir W.
+Batten (what a sad fellow he is!) told me how the King told him the other
+day how Sir W. Batten, being in the ship with him and Prince Rupert when
+they expected to fight with Warwick, did walk up and down sweating with a
+napkin under his throat to dry up his sweat; and that Prince Rupert being
+a most jealous man, and particularly of Batten, do walk up and down
+swearing bloodily to the King, that Batten had a mind to betray them
+to-day, and that the napkin was a signal; "but, by God," says he, "if
+things go ill, the first thing I will do is to shoot him." He discoursed
+largely and bravely to me concerning the different sort of valours, the
+active and passive valour. For the latter, he brought as an instance
+General Blake; who, in the defending of Taunton and Lime for the
+Parliament, did through his stubborn sort of valour defend it the most
+'opiniastrement' that ever any man did any thing; and yet never was the
+man that ever made any attaque by land or sea, but rather avoyded it on
+all, even fair occasions. On the other side, Prince Rupert, the boldest
+attaquer in the world for personal courage; and yet, in the defending of
+Bristol, no man ever did anything worse, he wanting the patience and
+seasoned head to consult and advise for defence, and to bear with the
+evils of a siege. The like he says is said of my Lord Tiviott, who was
+the boldest adventurer of his person in the world, and from a mean man in
+few years was come to this greatness of command and repute only by the
+death of all his officers, he many times having the luck of being the
+only survivor of them all, by venturing upon services for the King of
+France that nobody else would; and yet no man upon a defence, he being
+all fury and no judgment in a fight. He tells me above all of the Duke
+of Yorke, that he is more himself and more of judgement is at hand in him
+in the middle of a desperate service, than at other times, as appeared in
+the business of Dunkirke, wherein no man ever did braver things, or was
+in hotter service in the close of that day, being surrounded with
+enemies; and then, contrary to the advice of all about him, his counsel
+carried himself and the rest through them safe, by advising that he might
+make his passage with but a dozen with him; "For," says he, "the enemy
+cannot move after me so fast with a great body, and with a small one we
+shall be enough to deal with them;" and though he is a man naturally
+martiall to the highest degree, yet a man that never in his life talks
+one word of himself or service of his owne, but only that he saw such or
+such a thing, and lays it down for a maxime that a Hector can have no
+courage. He told me also, as a great instance of some men, that the
+Prince of Condo's excellence is, that there not being a more furious man
+in the world, danger in fight never disturbs him more than just to make
+him civill, and to command in words of great obligation to his officers
+and men; but without any the least disturbance in his judgment or spirit.
+
+
+
+5th (Lord's day). About one in the morning I was knocked up by my mayds
+to come to my wife who is very ill. I rose, and from some cold she got
+to-day, or from something else, she is taken with great gripings, a
+looseness, and vomiting. I lay a while by her upon the bed, she being in
+great pain, poor wretch, but that being a little over I to bed again, and
+lay, and then up and to my office all the morning, setting matters to
+rights in some accounts and papers, and then to dinner, whither Mr.
+Shepley, late come to town, came to me, and after dinner and some
+pleasant discourse he went his way, being to go out of town to Huntington
+again to-morrow. So all the afternoon with my wife discoursing and
+talking, and in the evening to my office doing business, and then home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+6th. Up and found my wife very ill again, which troubles me, but I was
+forced to go forth. So by water with Mr. Gauden and others to see a ship
+hired by me for the Commissioners of Tangier, and to give order therein.
+So back to the office, and by coach with Mr. Gauden to White Hall, and
+there to my Lord Sandwich, and here I met Mr. Townsend very opportunely
+and Captain Ferrer, and after some discourse we did accommodate the
+business of the Wardrobe place, that he shall have the reversion if he
+will take it out by giving a covenant that if Mr. Young' dyes before my
+father my father shall have the benefit of it for his life. So home, and
+thence by water to Deptford, and there found our Trinity Brethren come
+from their election to church, where Dr. Britton made, methought, an
+indifferent sermon touching the decency that we ought to observe in God's
+house, the church, but yet to see how ridiculously some men will carry
+themselves. Sir W. Batten did at open table anon in the name of the
+whole Society desire him to print his sermon, as if the Doctor could
+think that they were fit judges of a good sermon. Then by barge with Sir
+W. Batten to Trinity House. It seems they have with much ado carried it
+for Sir G. Carteret against Captain Harrison, poor man, who by succession
+ought to have been it, and most hands were for him, but only they were
+forced to fright the younger Brethren by requiring them to set their
+hands (which is an ill course) and then Sir G. Carteret carryed it. Here
+was at dinner my Lord Sandwich, Mr. Coventry, my Lord Craven, and others.
+A great dinner, and good company. Mr. Prin also, who would not drink any
+health, no, not the King's, but sat down with his hat on all the while;
+
+ [William Prynne had published in 1628 a small book against the
+ drinking of healths, entitled, "Healthes, Sicknesse; or a
+ compendious and briefe Discourse, prouing, the Drinking and Pledging
+ of Healthes to be sinfull and utterly unlawfull unto Christians . .
+ . . wherein all those ordinary objections, excuses or pretences,
+ which are made to justifie, extenuate, or excuse the drinking or
+ pledging of Healthes are likewise cleared and answered." The
+ pamphlet was dedicated to Charles I. as "more interessed in the
+ theame and subject of this compendious discourse then any other that
+ I know," and "because your Majestie of all other persons within your
+ owne dominions, are most dishonoured, prejudiced, and abused by
+ these Healthes."]
+
+but nobody took notice of it to him at all; but in discourse with the
+Doctor he did declare himself that he ever was, and has expressed himself
+in all his books for mixt communion against the Presbyterian examination.
+Thence after dinner by water, my Lord Sandwich and all us Tangier men,
+where at the Committee busy till night with great confusion, and then by
+coach home, with this content, however, that I find myself every day
+become more and more known, and shall one day hope to have benefit by it.
+I found my wife a little better. A little to my office, then home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+7th. Up and to the office (having by my going by water without any thing
+upon my legs yesterday got some pain upon me again), where all the
+morning. At noon a little to the 'Change, and thence home to dinner, my
+wife being ill still in bed. Thence to the office, where busy all the
+afternoon till 9 at night, and so home to my wife, to supper, and to bed.
+
+
+
+8th. All day before dinner with Creed, talking of many things, among
+others, of my Lord's going so often to Chelsy, and he, without my
+speaking much, do tell me that his daughters do perceive all, and do hate
+the place, and the young woman there, Mrs. Betty Becke; for my Lord, who
+sent them thither only for a disguise for his going thither, will come
+under pretence to see them, and pack them out of doors to the Parke, and
+stay behind with her; but now the young ladies are gone to their mother
+to Kensington. To dinner, and after dinner till 10 at night in my study
+writing of my old broken office notes in shorthand all in one book, till
+my eyes did ake ready to drop out. So home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+9th. Up and at my office all the morning. At noon dined at home, Mr.
+Hunt and his kinswoman (wife in the country), after dinner I to the
+office, where we sat all the afternoon. Then at night by coach to attend
+the Duke of Albemarle about the Tangier ship. Coming back my wife spied
+me going home by coach from Mr. Hunt's, with whom she hath gained much in
+discourse to-day concerning W. Howe's discourse of me to him. That he
+was the man that got me to be secretary to my Lord; and all that I have
+thereby, and that for all this I never did give him 6d. in my life.
+Which makes me wonder that this rogue dare talk after this manner, and I
+think all the world is grown false. But I hope I shall make good use of
+it. So home to supper and to bed, my eyes aching mightily since last
+night.
+
+
+
+10th. Up and by water to White Hall, and there to a Committee of
+Tangier, and had occasion to see how my Lord Ashworth--[Lord Ashworth is
+probably a miswriting for Lord Ashley (afterwards Earl of Shaftesbury).]
+--deports himself, which is very fine indeed, and it joys my heart to see
+that there is any body looks so near into the King's business as I
+perceive he do in this business of my Lord Peterborough's accounts.
+Thence into the Parke, and met and walked with Captain Sylas Taylor, my
+old acquaintance while I was of the Exchequer, and Dr. Whore, talking of
+musique, and particularly of Mr. Berckenshaw's way, which Taylor
+magnifies mightily, and perhaps but what it deserves, but not so easily
+to be understood as he and others make of it. Thence home by water, and
+after dinner abroad to buy several things, as a map, and powder, and
+other small things, and so home to my office, and in the evening with
+Captain Taylor by water to our Tangier ship, and so home, well pleased,
+having received L26 profit to-day of my bargain for this ship, which
+comforts me mightily, though I confess my heart, what with my being out
+of order as to my health, and the fear I have of the money my Lord oweth
+me and I stand indebted to him in, is much cast down of late. In the
+evening home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+11th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, where some
+discourse arose from Sir G. Carteret and Mr. Coventry, which gives me
+occasion to think that something like a war is expected now indeed,
+though upon the 'Change afterwards I hear too that an Embassador is
+landed from Holland, and one from their East India Company, to treat with
+ours about the wrongs we pretend to. Mr. Creed dined with me, and thence
+after dinner by coach with my wife only to take the ayre, it being very
+warm and pleasant, to Bowe and Old Ford; and thence to Hackney. There
+'light, and played at shuffle-board, eat cream and good churies; and so
+with good refreshment home. Then to my office vexed with Captain Taylor
+about the delay of carrying down the ship hired by me for Tangier, and
+late about that and other things at the office. So home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+12th (Lord's day). All the morning in my chamber consulting my lesson of
+ship building, and at noon Mr. Creed by appointment came and dined with
+us, and sat talking all the afternoon till, about church time, my wife
+and I began our great dispute about going to Griffin's child's
+christening, where I was to have been godfather, but Sir J. Minnes
+refusing, he wanted an equal for me and my Lady Batten, and so sought for
+other. Then the question was whether my wife should go, and she having
+dressed herself on purpose, was very angry, and began to talk openly of
+my keeping her within doors before Creed, which vexed me to the guts, but
+I had the discretion to keep myself without passion, and so resolved at
+last not to go, but to go down by water, which we did by H. Russell--
+[a waterman]--to the Half-way house, and there eat and drank, and upon a
+very small occasion had a difference again broke out, where without any
+the least cause she had the cunning to cry a great while, and talk and
+blubber, which made me mighty angry in mind, but said nothing to provoke
+her because Creed was there, but walked home, being troubled in my mind
+also about the knavery and neglect of Captain Fudge and Taylor, who were
+to have had their ship for Tangier ready by Thursday last, and now the
+men by a mistake are come on board, and not any master or man or boy of
+the ship's company on board with them when we came by her side this
+afternoon, and also received a letter from Mr. Coventry this day in
+complaint of it. We came home, and after supper Creed went home, and I
+to bed. My wife made great means to be friends, coming to my bedside and
+doing all things to please me, and at last I could not hold out, but
+seemed pleased, and so parted, and I with much ado to sleep, but was
+easily wakened by extraordinary great rain, and my mind troubled the more
+to think what the soldiers would do on board tonight in all this weather.
+
+
+
+13th. So up at 5 o'clock, and with Captain Taylor on board her at
+Deptford, and found all out of order, only the soldiers civil, and Sir
+Arthur Bassett a civil person. I rated at Captain Taylor, whom, contrary
+to my expectation, I found a lying and a very stupid blundering fellow,
+good for nothing, and yet we talk of him in the Navy as if he had been an
+excellent officer, but I find him a lying knave, and of no judgment or
+dispatch at all. After finding the condition of the ship, no master, not
+above four men, and many ship's provisions, sayls, and other things
+wanting, I went back and called upon Fudge, whom I found like a lying
+rogue unready to go on board, but I did so jeer him that I made him get
+every thing ready, and left Taylor and H. Russell to quicken him, and so
+away and I by water on to White Hall, where I met his Royal Highnesse at
+a Tangier Committee about this very thing, and did there satisfy him how
+things are, at which all was pacified without any trouble, and I hope may
+end well, but I confess I am at a real trouble for fear the rogue should
+not do his work, and I come to shame and losse of the money I did hope
+justly to have got by it. Thence walked with Mr. Coventry to St.
+James's, and there spent by his desire the whole morning reading of some
+old Navy books given him of old Sir John Cooke's by the Archbishop of
+Canterbury that now is; wherein the order that was observed in the Navy
+then, above what it is now, is very observable, and fine things we did
+observe in our reading. Anon to dinner, after dinner to discourse of the
+business of the Dutch warr, wherein he tells me the Dutch do in every
+particular, which are but few and small things that we can demand of
+them, whatever cry we unjustly make, do seem to offer at an
+accommodation, for they do owne that it is not for their profit to have
+warr with England. We did also talk of a History of the Navy of England,
+how fit it were to be writ; and he did say that it hath been in his mind
+to propose to me the writing of the History of the late Dutch warr, which
+I am glad to hear, it being a thing I much desire, and sorts mightily
+with my genius; and, if well done, may recommend me much. So he says he
+will get me an order for making of searches to all records, &c., in order
+thereto, and I shall take great delight in doing of it. Thence by water
+down to the Tower, and thither sent for Mr. Creed to my house, where he
+promised to be, and he and I down to the ship, and find all things in
+pretty good order, and I hope will end to my mind. Thence having a gaily
+down to Greenwich, and there saw the King's works, which are great,
+a-doing there, and so to the Cherry Garden, and so carried some cherries
+home, and after supper to bed, my wife lying with me, which from my not
+being thoroughly well, nor she, we have not done above once these two or
+three weeks.
+
+
+
+14th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and had great
+conflict about the flags again, and am vexed methought to see my Lord
+Berkely not satisfied with what I said, but however I stop the King's
+being abused by the flag makers for the present. I do not know how it
+may end, but I will do my best to preserve it. So home to dinner, and
+after dinner by coach to Kensington. In the way overtaking Mr. Laxton,
+the apothecary, with his wife and daughters, very fine young lasses, in a
+coach; and so both of us to my Lady Sandwich, who hath lain this
+fortnight here at Deane Hodges's. Much company came hither to-day, my
+Lady Carteret, &c., Sir William Wheeler and his lady, and, above all, Mr.
+Becke, of Chelsy, and wife and daughter, my Lord's mistress, and one that
+hath not one good feature in her face, and yet is a fine lady, of a fine
+taille, and very well carriaged, and mighty discreet. I took all the
+occasion I could to discourse with the young ladies in her company to
+give occasion to her to talk, which now and then she did, and that mighty
+finely, and is, I perceive, a woman of such an ayre, as I wonder the less
+at my Lord's favour to her, and I dare warrant him she hath brains enough
+to entangle him. Two or three houres we were in her company, going into
+Sir H. Finche's garden, and seeing the fountayne, and singing there with
+the ladies, and a mighty fine cool place it is, with a great laver of
+water in the middle and the bravest place for musique I ever heard.
+After much mirthe, discoursing to the ladies in defence of the city
+against the country or court, and giving them occasion to invite
+themselves to-morrow to me to dinner, to my venison pasty, I got their
+mother's leave, and so good night, very well pleased with my day's work,
+and, above all, that I have seen my Lord's mistresse. So home to supper,
+and a little at my office, and to bed.
+
+
+
+15th. Up and by appointment with Captain Witham (the Captain that
+brought the newes of the disaster at Tangier, where my Lord Tiviott was
+slain) and Mr. Tooker to Beares Quay, and there saw and more afterward at
+the several grannarys several parcels of oates, and strange it is to hear
+how it will heat itself if laid up green and not often turned. We came
+not to any agreement, but did cheapen several parcels, and thence away,
+promising to send again to them. So to the Victualling office, and then
+home. And in our garden I got Captain Witham to tell me the whole story
+of my Lord Tiviott's misfortune; for he was upon the guard with his horse
+neare the towne, when at a distance he saw the enemy appear upon a hill,
+a mile and a half off, and made up to them, and with much ado escaped
+himself; but what became of my Lord he neither knows nor thinks that any
+body but the enemy can tell. Our losse was about four hundred. But he
+tells me that the greater wonder is that my Lord Tiviott met no sooner
+with such a disaster; for every day he did commit himself to more
+probable danger than this, for now he had the assurance of all his scouts
+that there was no enemy thereabouts; whereas he used every day to go out
+with two or three with him, to make his discoveries, in greater danger,
+and yet the man that could not endure to have anybody else to go a step
+out of order to endanger himself. He concludes him to be the man of the
+hardest fate to lose so much honour at one blow that ever was. His
+relation being done he parted; and so I home to look after things for
+dinner. And anon at noon comes Mr. Creed by chance, and by and by the
+three young ladies:--[Lord Sandwich's daughters.]-- and very merry we
+were with our pasty, very well baked; and a good dish of roasted
+chickens; pease, lobsters, strawberries. And after dinner to cards: and
+about five o'clock, by water down to Greenwich; and up to the top of the
+hill, and there played upon the ground at cards. And so to the Cherry
+Garden, and then by water singing finely to the Bridge, and there landed;
+and so took boat again, and to Somersett House. And by this time, the
+tide being against us, it was past ten of the clock; and such a
+troublesome passage, in regard of my Lady Paulina's fearfullness, that in
+all my life I never did see any poor wretch in that condition. Being
+come hither, there waited for them their coach; but it being so late, I
+doubted what to do how to get them home. After half an hour's stay in
+the street, I sent my wife home by coach with Mr. Creed's boy; and myself
+and Creed in the coach home with them. But, Lord! the fear that my Lady
+Paulina was in every step of the way; and indeed at this time of the
+night it was no safe thing to go that road; so that I was even afeard
+myself, though I appeared otherwise.--We came safe, however, to their
+house, where all were abed; we knocked them up, my Lady and all the
+family being in bed. So put them into doors; and leaving them with the
+mayds, bade them good night, and then into the towne, Creed and I, it
+being about twelve o'clock and past; and to several houses, inns, but
+could get no lodging, all being in bed. At the last house, at last, we
+found some people drinking and roaring; and there got in, and after
+drinking, got an ill bed, where
+
+
+
+16th. I lay in my drawers and stockings and wastecoate till five of the
+clock, and so up; and being well pleased with our frolique, walked to
+Knightsbridge, and there eat a messe of creame, and so to St. James's,
+and there walked a little, and so I to White Hall, and took coach, and
+found my wife well got home last night, and now in bed. So I to the
+office, where all the morning, and at noon to the 'Change, so home and to
+my office, where Mr. Ackworth came to me (though he knows himself and I
+know him to be a very knave), yet he came to me to discover the knavery
+of other people like the most honest man in the world. However, good use
+I shall make of his discourse, for in this he is much in the right. He
+being gone I to the 'Change, Mr. Creed with me, after we had been by
+water to see a vessell we have hired to carry more soldiers to Tangier,
+and also visited a rope ground, wherein I learnt several useful things.
+The talk upon the 'Change is, that De Ruyter is dead, with fifty men of
+his own ship, of the plague, at Cales: that the Holland Embassador here
+do endeavour to sweeten us with fair words; and things likely to be
+peaceable. Home after I had spoke with my cozen Richard Pepys upon the
+'Change, about supplying us with bewpers--[?? D.W.]--from Norwich,
+which I should be glad of, if cheap. So home to supper and bed.
+
+
+
+17th. Up, and to my office, where I dispatched much business, and then
+down by water to Woolwich to make a discovery of a cheate providing for
+us in the working of some of our own ground Tows into new cordage, to be
+sold to us for Riga cordage. Thence to Mr. Falconer's, where I met Sir
+W. Batten and Lady, and Captain Tinker, and there dined with them, and so
+to the Dockyarde and to Deptford by water, and there very long informing
+myself in the business of flags and bewpers and other things, and so home
+late, being weary, and full of good information to-day, but I perceive
+the corruptions of the Navy are of so many kinds that it is endless to
+look after them, especially while such a one as Sir W. Batten discourages
+every man that is honest. So home to my office, there very late, and
+then to supper and to bed mightily troubled in my mind to hear how Sir W.
+Batten and Sir J. Minnes do labour all they can to abuse or enable others
+to abuse the King.
+
+
+
+18th. From morning till 11 at night (only a little at dinner at home) at
+my office very busy, setting many businesses in order to my great
+trouble, but great content in the end. So home to supper and to bed.
+Strange to see how pert Sir W. Pen is to-day newly come from Portsmouth
+with his head full of great reports of his service and the state of the
+ships there. When that is over he will be just as another man again or
+worse. But I wonder whence Mr. Coventry should take all this care for
+him, to send for him up only to look after his Irish business with my
+Lord Ormond and to get the Duke's leave for him to come with so much
+officiousness, when I am sure he knows him as well as I do as to his
+little service he do.
+
+
+
+19th (Lord's day). Up, and all the morning and afternoon (only at dinner
+at home) at my office doing many businesses for want of time on the week
+days. In the afternoon the greatest shower of rain of a sudden and the
+greatest and most continued thunder that ever I heard I think in my life.
+In the evening home to my wife, and there talked seriously of several of
+our family concernments, and among others of bringing Pall out of the
+country to us here to try to put her off, which I am very desirous, and
+my wife also of. So to supper, prayers, which I have of late too much
+omitted. So to bed.
+
+
+
+20th. It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold,
+and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting
+off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins.
+Up and did several businesses, and so with my wife by water to White
+Hall, she to her father's, I to the Duke, where we did our usual
+business. And among other discourse of the Dutch, he was merrily saying
+how they print that Prince Rupert, Duke of Albemarle, and my Lord
+Sandwich, are to be Generalls; and soon after is to follow them "Vieux
+Pen;" and so the Duke called him in mirth Old Pen. They have, it seems,
+lately wrote to the King, to assure him that their setting-out ships were
+only to defend their fishing-trade, and to stay near home, not to annoy
+the King's subjects; and to desire that he would do the like with his
+ships: which the King laughs at, but yet is troubled they should think
+him such a child, to suffer them to bring home their fish and East India
+Company's ships, and then they will not care a fart for us. Thence to
+Westminster Hall, it being term time, meeting Mr. Dickering, he tells me
+how my Lady last week went to see Mrs. Becke, the mother; and by and by
+the daughter came in, but that my Lady do say herself, as he says, that
+she knew not for what reason, for she never knew they had a daughter,
+which I do not believe. She was troubled, and her heart did rise as soon
+as she appeared, and seems the most ugly woman that ever she saw. This
+if true were strange, but I believe it is not. Thence to my Lord's
+lodgings; and were merry with the young ladies, who make a great story of
+their appearing before their mother the morning after we carried them,
+the last week, home so late; and that their mother took it very well, at
+least without any anger. Here I heard how the rich widow, my Lady Gold,
+is married to one Neale, after he had received a box on the eare by her
+brother (who was there a sentinel, in behalf of some courtier) at the
+door; but made him draw, and wounded him. She called Neale up to her,
+and sent for a priest, married presently, and went to bed. The brother
+sent to the Court, and had a serjeant sent for Neale; but Neale sent for
+him up to be seen in bed, and she owned him for her husband: and so all
+is past. It seems Sir H. Bennet did look after her. My Lady very
+pleasant. After dinner came in Sir Thomas Crew and Mr. Sidney, lately
+come from France, who is growne a little, and a pretty youth he is; but
+not so improved as they did give him out to be, but like a child still.
+But yet I can perceive he hath good parts and good inclinations. Thence
+with Creed, who dined here, to Westminster to find out Mr. Hawly, and
+did, but he did not accept of my offer of his being steward to my Lord at
+sea. Thence alone to several places about my law businesses, and with
+good success; at last I to Mr. Townsend at the Wardrobe, and received
+kind words from him to be true to me against Captain Ferrers his
+endeavours to get the place from my father as my Lord hath promised him.
+Here met Will. Howe, and he went forth with me; and by water back to
+White Hall to wait on my Lord, who is come back from Hinchinbroke; where
+he has been about 4 or 5 days. But I was never more vexed to see how an
+over-officious visitt is received, for he received me with as little
+concernment as in the middle of his discontent, and a fool I am to be of
+so servile a humour, and vexed with that consideration I took coach home,
+and could not get it off my mind all night. To supper and to bed, my
+wife finding fault with Besse for her calling upon Jane that lived with
+us, and there heard Mrs. Harper and her talk ill of us and not told us of
+it. With which I was also vexed, and told her soundly of it till she
+cried, poor wench, and I hope without dissimulation, and yet I cannot
+tell; however, I was glad to see in what manner she received it, and so
+to sleep.
+
+
+
+21st. Being weary yesterday with walking I sleep long, and at last up
+and to the office, where all the morning. At home to dinner, Mr. Deane
+with me. After dinner I to White Hall (setting down my wife by the way)
+to a Committee of Tangier, where the Duke of Yorke, I perceive, do attend
+the business very well, much better than any man there or most of them,
+and my [mind] eased of some trouble I lay under for fear of his thinking
+ill of me from the bad successe in the setting forth of these crew men to
+Tangier. Thence with Mr. Creed, and walked in the Parke, and so to the
+New Exchange, meeting Mr. Moore, and he with us. I shewed him no
+friendly look, but he took no notice to me of the Wardrobe business,
+which vexes me. I perceive by him my Lord's business of his family and
+estate goes very ill, and runs in debt mightily. I would to God I were
+clear of it, both as to my owne money and the bond of L1000, which I
+stand debtor for him in, to my cozen Thomas Pepys. Thence by coach home
+and to my office a little, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+22nd. Up and I found Mr. Creed below, who staid with me a while, and
+then I to business all the morning. At noon to the 'Change and Coffee-
+house, where great talke of the Dutch preparing of sixty sayle of ships.
+The plague grows mightily among them, both at sea and land. From the
+'Change to dinner to Trinity House with Sir W. Rider and Cutler, where a
+very good dinner. Here Sir G. Ascue dined also, who I perceive desires
+to make himself known among the seamen. Thence home, there coming to me
+my Lord Peterborough's Sollicitor with a letter from him to desire
+present dispatch in his business of freight, and promises me L50, which
+is good newes, and I hope to do his business readily for him. This much
+rejoiced me. All the afternoon at his business, and late at night comes
+the Sollicitor again, and I with him at 9 o'clock to Mr. Povy's, and
+there acquainted him with the business. The money he won't pay without
+warrant, but that will be got done in a few days. So home by coach and
+to bed.
+
+
+
+23rd. Up, and to the office, and there we sat all the morning. So to
+the 'Change, and then home to dinner and to my office, where till 10 at
+night very busy, and so home to supper and to bed. My cozen, Thomas
+Pepys, was with me yesterday and I took occasion to speak to him about
+the bond I stand bound for my Lord Sandwich to him in L1000. I did very
+plainly, obliging him to secrecy, tell him how the matter stands, yet
+with all duty to my Lord my resolution to be bound for whatever he
+desires me for him, yet that I would be glad he had any other security.
+I perceive by Mr. Moore today that he hath been with my Lord, and my Lord
+how he takes it I know not, but he is looking after other security and I
+am mighty glad of it. W. Howe was with me this afternoon, to desire some
+things to be got ready for my Lord against his going down to his ship,
+which will be soon; for it seems the King and both the Queenes intend to
+visit him. The Lord knows how my Lord will get out of this charge; for
+Mr. Moore tells me to-day that he is L10,000 in debt and this will, with
+many other things that daily will grow upon him (while he minds his
+pleasure as he do), set him further backward. But it was pretty this
+afternoon to hear W. Howe mince the matter, and say that he do believe
+that my Lord is in debt L2000 or L3000, and then corrected himself and
+said, No, not so, but I am afraid he is in debt L1000. I pray God gets
+me well rid of his Lordship as to his debt, and I care not.
+
+
+
+24th. Up and out with Captain Witham in several places again to look for
+oats for Tangier, and among other places to the City granarys, where it
+seems every company have their granary and obliged to keep such a
+quantity of corne always there or at a time of scarcity to issue so much
+at so much a bushell: and a fine thing it is to see their stores of all
+sorts, for piles for the bridge, and for pipes, a thing I never saw
+before.
+
+ [From the commencement of the reign of Henry VIII., or perhaps
+ earlier, it was the custom of the City of London to provide against
+ scarcity, by requiring each of the chartered Companies to keep in
+ store a certain quantity of corn, which was to be renewed from time
+ to time, and when required for that purpose, produced in the market
+ for sale, at such times and prices, and in such quantities, as the
+ Lord Mayor or Common Council should direct. See the report of a
+ case in the Court of Chancery, "Attorney-General v. Haberdashers'
+ Company" (Mylne and Keens "Reports," vol. i., p. 420).--B.]
+
+Thence to the office, and there busy all the morning. At noon to my
+uncle Wight's, and there dined, my wife being there all the morning.
+After dinner to White Hall; and there met with Mr. Pierce, and he showed
+me the Queene's bed-chamber, and her closett, where she had nothing but
+some pretty pious pictures, and books of devotion; and her holy water at
+her head as she sleeps, with her clock by her bed-side, wherein a lamp
+burns that tells her the time of the night at any time. Thence with him
+to the Parke, and there met the Queene coming from Chappell, with her
+Mayds of Honour, all in silver-lace gowns again: which is new to me, and
+that which I did not think would have been brought up again. Thence he
+carried me to the King's closett: where such variety of pictures, and
+other things of value and rarity, that I was properly confounded and
+enjoyed no pleasure in the sight of them; which is the only time in my
+life that ever I was so at a loss for pleasure, in the greatest plenty of
+objects to give it me. Thence home, calling in many places and doing
+abundance of errands to my great content, and at night weary home, where
+Mr. Creed waited for me, and he and I walked in the garden, where he told
+me he is now in a hurry fitting himself for sea, and that it remains that
+he deals as an ingenuous man with me in the business I wot of, which he
+will do before he goes. But I perceive he will have me do many good
+turns for him first, both as to his bills coming to him in this office,
+and also in his absence at the Committee of Tangier, which I promise, and
+as he acquits himself to me I will willingly do. I would I knew the
+worst of it, what it is he intends, that so I may either quit my hands of
+him or continue my kindness still to him.
+
+
+
+25th. We staid late, and he lay with me all night and rose very merry
+talking, and excellent company he is, that is the truth of it, and a most
+cunning man. He being gone I to the office, where we sat all the
+morning. At noon to dinner, and then to my office busy, and by and by
+home with Mr. Deane to a lesson upon raising a Bend of Timbers,
+
+ [This seems to refer to knee timber, of which there was not a
+ sufficient supply. A proposal was made to produce this bent wood
+ artificially: "June 22, 1664. Sir William Petty intimated that it
+ seemed by the scarcity and greater rate of knee timber that nature
+ did not furnish crooked wood enough for building: wherefore he
+ thought it would be fit to raise by art, so much of it in
+ proportion, as to reduce it to an equal rate with strait timber"
+ (Birch's "History of the Royal Society,")]
+
+and he being gone I to the office, and there came Captain Taylor, and he
+and I home, and I have done all very well with him as to the business of
+the last trouble, so that come what will come my name will be clear of
+any false dealing with him. So to my office again late, and then to bed.
+
+
+
+26th (Lord's day). Up, and Sir J. Minnes set me down at my Lord
+Sandwich's, where I waited till his coming down, when he came, too, could
+find little to say to me but only a general question or two, and so good-
+bye. Here his little daughter, my Lady Katharine was brought, who is
+lately come from my father's at Brampton, to have her cheek looked after,
+which is and hath long been sore. But my Lord will rather have it be as
+it is, with a scarr in her face, than endanger it being worse by
+tampering. He being gone, I went home, a little troubled to see he minds
+me no more, and with Creed called at several churches, which, God knows,
+are supplied with very young men, and the churches very empty; so home
+and at our owne church looked in, and there heard one preach whom Sir W.
+Pen brought, which he desired us yesterday to hear, that had been his
+chaplin in Ireland, a very silly fellow. So home and to dinner, and
+after dinner a frolique took us, we would go this afternoon to the Hope;
+so my wife dressed herself, and, with good victuals and drink, we took
+boat presently and the tide with us got down, but it was night, and the
+tide spent by the time we got to Gravesend; so there we stopped, but went
+not on shore, only Creed, to get some cherries,
+
+ [Pliny tells us that cherries were introduced into Britain by the
+ Romans, and Lydgate alludes to them as sold in the London streets.
+ Richard Haines, fruiterer to Henry VI IL, imported a number of
+ cherry trees from Flanders, and planted them at Tenham, in Kent.
+ Hence the fame of the Kentish cherries.]
+
+and send a letter to the Hope, where the Fleete lies. And so, it being
+rainy, and thundering mightily, and lightning, we returned. By and by
+the evening turned mighty clear and moonshine; we got with great pleasure
+home, about twelve o'clock, which did much please us, Creed telling
+pretty stories in the boat. He lay with me all night.
+
+
+
+27th. Up, and he and I walked to Paul's Church yard, and there saw Sir
+Harry Spillman's book, and I bespoke it and others, and thence we took
+coach, and he to my Lord's and I to St. James's, where we did our usual
+business, and thence I home and dined, and then by water to Woolwich, and
+there spent the afternoon till night under pretence of buying Captain
+Blackman's house and grounds, and viewing the ground took notice of
+Clothiers' cordage with which he, I believe, thinks to cheat the King.
+That being done I by water home, it being night first, and there I find
+our new mayd Jane come, a cook mayd. So to bed.
+
+
+
+28th. Up, and this day put on a half shirt first this summer, it being
+very hot; and yet so ill-tempered I am grown, that I am afeard I shall
+catch cold, while all the world is ready to melt away. To the office all
+the morning, at noon to dinner at home, then to my office till the
+evening, then out about several businesses and then by appointment to the
+'Change, and thence with my uncle Wight to the Mum house, and there
+drinking, he do complain of his wife most cruel as the most troublesome
+woman in the world, and how she will have her will, saying she brought
+him a portion and God knows what. By which, with many instances more, I
+perceive they do live a sad life together. Thence to the Mitre and there
+comes Dr. Burnett to us and Mr. Maes, but the meeting was chiefly to
+bring the Doctor and me together, and there I began to have his advice
+about my disease, and then invited him to my house: and I am resolved to
+put myself into his hands. Here very late, but I drank nothing, nor
+will, though he do advise me to take care of cold drinks. So home and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+29th. Up, and Mr. Shepley came to me, who is lately come to town; among
+other things I hear by him how the children are sent for away from my
+father's, but he says without any great discontent. I am troubled there
+should be this occasion of difference, and yet I am glad they are gone,
+lest it should have come to worse. He tells me how my brave dogg I did
+give him, going out betimes one morning to Huntington, was set upon by
+five other doggs, and worried to pieces, of which I am a little, and he
+the most sorry I ever saw man for such a thing. Forth with him and
+walked a good way talking, then parted and I to the Temple, and to my
+cozen Roger Pepys, and thence by water to Westminster to see Dean
+Honiwood, whom I had not visited a great while. He is a good-natured,
+but a very weak man, yet a Dean, and a man in great esteem. Thence
+walked to my Lord Sandwich's, and there dined, my Lord there. He was
+pleasant enough at table with me, but yet without any discourse of
+business, or any regard to me when dinner was over, but fell to cards,
+and my Lady and I sat two hours alone, talking of the condition of her
+family's being greatly in debt, and many children now coming up to
+provide for. I did give her my sense very plain of it, which she took
+well and carried further than myself, to the bemoaning their condition,
+and remembering how finely things were ordered about six years ago, when
+I lived there and my Lord at sea every year. Thence home, doing several
+errands by the way. So to my office, and there till late at night, Mr.
+Comander coming to me for me to sign and seal the new draft of my will,
+which I did do, I having altered something upon the death of my brother
+Tom. So home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+30th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home
+to dinner, Mr. Wayth with me, and by and by comes in Mr. Falconer and his
+wife and dined with us, the first time she was ever here. We had a
+pretty good dinner, very merry in discourse, sat after dinner an hour or
+two, then down by water to Deptford and Woolwich about getting of some
+business done which I was bound to by my oath this month, and though in
+some things I have not come to the height of my vow of doing all my
+business in paying all my petty debts and receipt of all my petty monies
+due to me, yet I bless God I am not conscious of any neglect in me that
+they are not done, having not minded my pleasure at all, and so being
+resolved to take no manner of pleasure till it be done, I doubt not God
+will forgive me for not forfeiting the L10 promised. Walked back from
+Woolwich to Greenwich all alone, save a man that had a cudgell in his
+hand, and, though he told me he laboured in the King's yarde, and many
+other good arguments that he is an honest man, yet, God forgive me! I
+did doubt he might knock me on the head behind with his club. But I got
+safe home. Then to the making up my month's accounts, and find myself
+still a gainer and rose to L951, for which God be blessed. I end the
+month with my mind full of business and some sorrow that I have not
+exactly performed all my vowes, though my not doing is not my fault, and
+shall be made good out of my first leisure. Great doubts yet whether the
+Dutch wary go on or no. The Fleet ready in the Hope, of twelve sayle.
+The King and Queenes go on board, they say, on Saturday next. Young
+children of my Lord Sandwich gone with their mayds from my mother's,
+which troubles me, it being, I hear from Mr. Shepley, with great
+discontent, saying, that though they buy good meate, yet can never have
+it before it stinks, which I am ashamed of.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ JULY
+ 1664
+
+
+July 1st. Up and within all the morning, first bringing down my Tryangle
+to my chamber below, having a new frame made proper for it to stand on.
+By and by comes Dr. Burnett, who assures me that I have an ulcer either
+in the kidneys or bladder, for my water, which he saw yesterday, he is
+sure the sediment is not slime gathered by heat, but is a direct pusse.
+He did write me down some direction what to do for it, but not with the
+satisfaction I expected.
+
+ Dr. Burnett's advice to mee.
+
+ The Originall is fyled among my letters.
+
+ Take of ye Rootes of Marsh-Mallows foure ounces, of Cumfry, of
+ Liquorish, of each two ounces, of ye Mowers of St. John's Wort two
+ Handsfull, of ye Leaves of Plantan, of Alehoofe, of each three
+ handfulls, of Selfeheale, of Red Roses, of each one Handfull, of
+ Cynament, of Nutmegg, of each halfe an ounce. Beate them well, then
+ powre upon them one Quart of old Rhenish wine, and about Six houres
+ after strayne it and clarify it with ye white of an Egge, and with a
+ sufficient quantity of sugar, boyle it to ye consistence of a Syrrup
+ and reserve it for use.
+
+ Dissolve one spoonefull of this Syrrup in every draught of Ale or
+ beere you drink.
+
+ Morning and evening swallow ye quantity of an hazle-nutt of Cyprus
+ Terebintine.
+
+ If you are bound or have a fit of ye Stone eate an ounce of Cassia
+ new drawne, from ye poynt of a knife.
+
+ Old Canary or Malaga wine you may drinke to three or 4 glasses, but
+ noe new wine, and what wine you drinke, lett it bee at meales.-[From
+ a slip of paper inserted in the Diary at this place.]
+
+
+I did give him a piece, with good hopes, however, that his advice will be
+of use to me, though it is strange that Mr. Hollyard should never say one
+word of this ulcer in all his life to me. He being gone, I to the
+'Change, and thence home to dinner, and so to my office, busy till the
+evening, and then by agreement came Mr. Hill and Andrews and one
+Cheswicke, a maister who plays very well upon the Spinette, and we sat
+singing Psalms till 9 at night, and so broke up with great pleasure, and
+very good company it is, and I hope I shall now and then have their
+company. They being gone, I to my office till towards twelve o'clock,
+and then home and to bed. Upon the 'Change, this day, I saw how
+uncertain the temper of the people is, that, from our discharging of
+about 200 that lay idle, having nothing to do, upon some of our ships,
+which were ordered to be fitted for service, and their works are now
+done, the towne do talk that the King discharges all his men, 200
+yesterday and 800 to-day, and that now he hath got L100,000 in his hand,
+he values not a Dutch warr. But I undeceived a great many, telling them
+how it is.
+
+
+
+2nd. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and there, which is strange, I could meet with nobody that I
+could invite home to my venison pasty, but only Mr. Alsopp and Mr.
+Lanyon, whom I invited last night, and a friend they brought along with
+them. So home and with our venison pasty we had other good meat and good
+discourse. After dinner sat close to discourse about our business of the
+victualling of the garrison of Tangier, taking their prices of all
+provisions, and I do hope to order it so that they and I also may get
+something by it, which do much please me, for I hope I may get nobly and
+honestly with profit to the King. They being gone came Sir W. Warren,
+and he and I discoursed long about the business of masts, and then in the
+evening to my office, where late writing letters, and then home to look
+over some Brampton papers, which I am under an oathe to dispatch before I
+spend one half houre in any pleasure or go to bed before 12 o'clock, to
+which, by the grace of God, I will be true. Then to bed. When I came
+home I found that to-morrow being Sunday I should gain nothing by doing
+it to-night, and to-morrow I can do it very well and better than
+to-night. I went to bed before my time, but with a resolution of doing
+the thing to better purpose to-morrow.
+
+
+
+3rd (Lord's day). Up and ready, and all the morning in my chamber
+looking over and settling some Brampton businesses. At noon to dinner,
+where the remains of yesterday's venison and a couple of brave green
+geese, which we are fain to eat alone, because they will not keepe, which
+troubled us. After dinner I close to my business, and before the evening
+did end it with great content, and my mind eased by it. Then up and
+spent the evening walking with my wife talking, and it thundering and
+lightning all the evening, and this yeare have had the most of thunder
+and lightning they say of any in man's memory, and so it is, it seems, in
+France and everywhere else. So to prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+4th. Up, and many people with me about business, and then out to several
+places, and so at noon to my Lord Crew's, and there dined and very much
+made of there by him. He offered me the selling of some land of his in
+Cambridgeshire, a purchase of about L1000, and if I can compass it I
+will. After dinner I walked homeward, still doing business by the way,
+and at home find my wife this day of her owne accord to have lain out
+25s. upon a pair of pendantes for her eares, which did vex me and brought
+both me and her to very high and very foule words from her to me, such as
+trouble me to think she should have in her mouth, and reflecting upon our
+old differences, which I hate to have remembered. I vowed to breake
+them, or that she should go and get what she could for them again. I
+went with that resolution out of doors; the poor wretch afterwards in a
+little while did send out to change them for her money again. I followed
+Besse her messenger at the 'Change, and there did consult and sent her
+back; I would not have them changed, being satisfied that she yielded.
+So went home, and friends again as to that business; but the words I
+could not get out of my mind, and so went to bed at night discontented,
+and she came to bed to me, but all would not make me friends, but sleep
+and rise in the morning angry. This day the King and the Queene went to
+visit my Lord Sandwich and the fleete, going forth in the Hope.
+
+ ["Their Majesties were treated at Tilbury Hope by the Earl of
+ Sandwich, returning the same day, abundantly satisfied both with the
+ dutiful respects of that honourable person and with the excellent
+ condition of all matters committed to his charge" ("The Newes," July
+ 7th, 1664).--B.]
+
+
+
+5th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change a little, then with W. Howe home and dined. So after dinner to
+my office, and there busy till late at night, having had among other
+things much discourse with young Gregory about the Chest business,
+wherein Sir W. Batten is so great a knave, and also with Alsop and Lanyon
+about the Tangier victualling, wherein I hope to get something for
+myself. Late home to supper and to bed, being full of thoughts of a
+sudden resolution this day taken upon the 'Change of going down to-morrow
+to the Hope.
+
+
+
+6th. Up very betimes, and my wife also, and got us ready; and about
+eight o'clock, having got some bottles of wine and beer and neat's
+tongues, we went to our barge at the Towre, where Mr. Pierce and his
+wife, and a kinswoman and his sister, and Mrs. Clerke and her sister and
+cozen were to expect us; and so set out for the Hope, all the way down
+playing at cards and other sports, spending our time pretty merry. Come
+to the Hope about one and there showed them all the ships, and had a
+collacion of anchovies, gammon, &c., and after an houre's stay or more,
+embarked again for home; and so to cards and other sports till we came to
+Greenwich, and there Mrs. Clerke and my wife and I on shore to an
+alehouse, for them to do their business, and so to the barge again,
+having shown them the King's pleasure boat; and so home to the Bridge,
+bringing night home with us; and it rained hard, but we got them on foot
+to the Beare, and there put them into a boat, and I back to my wife in
+the barge, and so to the Tower Wharf and home, being very well pleased
+today with the company, especially Mrs. Pierce, who continues her
+complexion as well as ever, and hath, at this day, I think, the best
+complexion that ever I saw on any woman, young or old, or child either,
+all days of my life. Also Mrs. Clerke's kinswoman sings very prettily,
+but is very confident in it; Mrs. Clerke herself witty, but spoils all in
+being so conceited and making so great a flutter with a few fine clothes
+and some bad tawdry things worne with them. But the charge of the barge
+lies heavy upon me, which troubles me, but it is but once, and I may make
+Pierce do me some courtesy as great. Being come home, I weary to bed
+with sitting. The reason of Dr. Clerke's not being here was the King's
+being sicke last night and let blood, and so he durst not come away to-
+day.
+
+
+
+7th. Up, and this day begun, the first day this year, to put off my
+linnen waistcoat, but it happening to be a cool day I was afraid of
+taking cold, which troubles me, and is the greatest pain I have in the
+world to think of my bad temper of my health. At the office all the
+morning. Dined at home, to my office to prepare some things against a
+Committee of Tangier this afternoon. So to White Hall, and there found
+the Duke and twenty more reading their commission (of which I am, and was
+also sent to, to come) for the Royall Fishery, which is very large, and a
+very serious charter it is; but the company generally so ill fitted for
+so serious a worke that I do much fear it will come to little. That
+being done, and not being able to do any thing for lacke of an oathe for
+the Governor and Assistants to take, we rose. Then our Committee for the
+Tangier victualling met and did a little, and so up, and I and Mr.
+Coventry walked in the garden half an hour, talking of the business of
+our masts, and thence away and with Creed walked half an hour or more in
+the Park, and thence to the New Exchange to drink some creame, but missed
+it and so parted, and I home, calling by the way for my new bookes, viz.,
+Sir H. Spillman's "Whole Glossary," "Scapula's Lexicon," and
+Shakespeare's plays, which I have got money out of my stationer's bills
+to pay for. So home and to my office a while, and then home and to bed,
+finding myself pretty well for all my waistecoate being put off to-day.
+The king is pretty well to-day, though let blood the night before
+yesterday.
+
+
+
+8th. Up and called out by my Lord Peterborough's gentleman to Mr. Povy's
+to discourse about getting of his money, wherein I am concerned in hopes
+of the L50 my Lord hath promised me, but I dare not reckon myself sure of
+it till I have it in my main,--[hand.]--for these Lords are hard to be
+trusted. Though I well deserve it. I staid at Povy's for his coming in,
+and there looked over his stables and every thing, but notwithstanding
+all the times I have been there I do yet find many fine things to look
+on. Thence to White Hall a little, to hear how the King do, he not
+having been well these three days. I find that he is pretty well again.
+So to Paul's Churchyarde about my books, and to the binder's and directed
+the doing of my Chaucer,
+
+ [This was Speght's edition of 1602, which is still in the Pepysian
+ Library. The book is bound in calf, with brass clasps and bosses.
+ It is not lettered.]
+
+though they were not full neate enough for me, but pretty well it is; and
+thence to the clasp-maker's to have it clasped and bossed. So to the
+'Change and home to dinner, and so to my office till 5 o'clock, and then
+came Mr. Hill and Andrews, and we sung an houre or two. Then broke up
+and Mr. Alsop and his company came and consulted about our Tangier
+victualling and brought it to a good head. So they parted, and I to
+supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+9th. Up, and at the office all the morning. In the afternoon by coach
+with Sir J. Minnes to White Hall, and there to a Committee for Fishing;
+but the first thing was swearing to be true to the Company, and we were
+all sworne; but a great dispute we had, which, methought, is very ominous
+to the Company; some, that we should swear to be true to the best of our
+power, and others to the best of our understanding; and carried in the
+last, though in that we are the least able to serve the Company, because
+we would not be obliged to attend the business when we can, but when we
+list. This consideration did displease me, but it was voted and so went.
+We did nothing else, but broke up till a Committee of Guinny was set and
+ended, and then met again for Tangier, and there I did my business about
+my Lord Peterborough's order and my own for my expenses for the garrison
+lately. So home, by the way calling for my Chaucer and other books, and
+that is well done to my mind, which pleased me well. So to my office
+till late writing letters, and so home to my wife to supper and bed,
+where we have not lain together because of the heat of the weather a good
+while, but now against her going into the country.
+
+
+
+10th (Lord's day). Up and by water, towards noon, to Somersett House,
+and walked to my Lord Sandwich's, and there dined with my Lady and the
+children. And after some ordinary discourse with my Lady, after dinner
+took our leaves and my wife hers, in order to her going to the country
+to-morrow. But my Lord took not occasion to speak one word of my father
+or mother about the children at all, which I wonder at, and begin I will
+not. Here my Lady showed us my Lady Castlemayne's picture, finely done;
+given my Lord; and a most beautiful picture it is. Thence with my Lady
+Jemimah and Mr. Sidney to St. Gyles's Church, and there heard a long,
+poore sermon. Thence set them down and in their coach to Kate Joyce's
+christening, where much company, good service of sweetmeates; and after
+an houre's stay, left them, and in my Lord's coach--his noble, rich
+coach--home, and there my wife fell to putting things in order against
+her going to-morrow, and I to read, and so to bed, where I not well, and
+so had no pleasure at all with my poor wife.
+
+
+
+11th. But betimes up this morning, and, getting ready, we by coach to
+Holborne, where, at nine o'clock, they set out, and I and my man Will on
+horseback, by my wife, to Barnett; a very pleasant day; and there dined
+with her company, which was very good; a pretty gentlewoman with her,
+that goes but to Huntington, and a neighbour to us in towne. Here we
+staid two hours and then parted for all together, and my poor wife I
+shall soon want I am sure. Thence I and Will to see the Wells, half a
+mile off,
+
+ [The mineral springs at Barnet Common, nearly a mile to the west of
+ High Barnet. The discovery of the wells was announced in the
+ "Perfect Diurnall" of June 5th, 1652, and Fuller, writing in 1662,
+ says that there are hopes that the waters may "save as many lives as
+ were lost in the fatal battle at Barnet" ("Worthies," Herts). A
+ pamphlet on "The Barnet Well Water" was published by the Rev. W. M.
+ Trinder, M.D., as late as the year 1800, but in 1840 the old well-
+ house was pulled down.]
+
+and there I drank three glasses, and went and walked and came back and
+drunk two more; the woman would have had me drink three more; but I could
+not, my belly being full, but this wrought very well, and so we rode
+home, round by Kingsland, Hackney, and Mile End till we were quite weary,
+and my water working at least 7 or 8 times upon the road, which pleased
+me well, and so home weary, and not being very well, I betimes to bed,
+and there fell into a most mighty sweat in the night, about eleven
+o'clock, and there, knowing what money I have in the house and hearing a
+noyse, I begun to sweat worse and worse, till I melted almost to water.
+I rung, and could not in half an houre make either of the wenches hear
+me, and this made me fear the more, lest they might be gaga; and then I
+begun to think that there was some design in a stone being flung at the
+window over our stayres this evening, by which the thiefes meant to try
+what looking there would be after them and know our company. These
+thoughts and fears I had, and do hence apprehend the fears of all rich
+men that are covetous and have much money by them. At last Jane rose,
+and then I understand it was only the dogg wants a lodging and so made a
+noyse. So to bed, but hardly slept, at last did, and so till morning,
+
+
+
+12th. And so rose, called up by my Lord Peterborough's gentleman about
+getting his Lord's money to-day of Mr. Povy, wherein I took such order,
+that it was paid, and I had my L50 brought me, which comforts my heart.
+We sat at the office all the morning, then at home. Dined alone; sad for
+want of company and not being very well, and know not how to eat alone.
+After dinner down with Sir G. Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, and Sir W. Batten
+to view, and did like a place by Deptford yard to lay masts in. By and
+by comes Mr. Coventry, and after a little stay he and I down to
+Blackwall, he having a mind to see the yarde, which we did, and fine
+storehouses there are and good docks, but of no great profit to him that
+oweth them for ought we see.
+
+ [For "owneth." This sense is very common in Shakespeare. In the
+ original edition of the authorized version of the Bible we read: "So
+ shall the Jews at Jerusalem bind the man that oweth this girdle"
+ (Acts xxi. I i) Nares's Glossary.]
+
+So home by water with him, having good discourse by the way, and so I to
+the office a while, and late home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+13th. Up and to my office, at noon (after having at an alehouse hard by
+discoursed with one Mr. Tyler, a neighbour, and one Captain Sanders about
+the discovery of some pursers that have sold their provisions) I to my
+Lord Sandwich, thinking to have dined there, but they not dining at home,
+I with Captain Ferrers to Mr. Barwell the King's Squire Sadler, where
+about this time twelvemonths I dined before at a good venison pasty. The
+like we had now, and very good company, Mr. Tresham and others. Thence
+to White Hall to the Fishery, and there did little. So by water home,
+and there met Lanyon, &c., about Tangier matters, and so late to my
+office, and thence home and to bed. Mr. Moore was with me late to desire
+me to come to my Lord Sandwich tomorrow morning, which I shall, but I
+wonder what my business is.
+
+
+
+14th. My mind being doubtful what the business should be, I rose a
+little after four o'clock, and abroad. Walked to my Lord's, and nobody
+up, but the porter rose out of bed to me so I back again to Fleete
+Streete, and there bought a little book of law; and thence, hearing a
+psalm sung, I went into St. Dunstan's, and there heard prayers read,
+which, it seems, is done there every morning at six o'clock; a thing I
+never did do at a chappell, but the College Chappell, in all my life.
+Thence to my Lord's again, and my Lord being up, was sent for up, and he
+and I alone. He did begin with a most solemn profession of the same
+confidence in and love for me that he ever had, and then told me what a
+misfortune was fallen upon me and him: in me, by a displeasure which my
+Lord Chancellor did show to him last night against me, in the highest and
+most passionate manner that ever any man did speak, even to the not
+hearing of any thing to be said to him: but he told me, that he did say
+all that could be said for a man as to my faithfullnesse and duty to his
+Lordship, and did me the greatest right imaginable. And what should the
+business be, but that I should be forward to have the trees in Clarendon
+Park marked and cut down, which he, it seems, hath bought of my Lord
+Albemarle; when, God knows! I am the most innocent man in the world in
+it, and did nothing of myself, nor knew of his concernment therein, but
+barely obeyed my Lord Treasurer's warrant for the doing thereof. And
+said that I did most ungentlemanlike with him, and had justified the
+rogues in cutting down a tree of his; and that I had sent the veriest
+Fanatique [Deane] that is in England to mark them, on purpose to nose--
+[provoke]--him. All which, I did assure my Lord, was most properly false,
+and nothing like it true; and told my Lord the whole passage. My Lord do
+seem most nearly affected; he is partly, I believe, for me, and partly
+for himself. So he advised me to wait presently upon my Lord, and clear
+myself in the most perfect manner I could, with all submission and
+assurance that I am his creature both in this and all other things; and
+that I do owne that all I have, is derived through my Lord Sandwich from
+his Lordship. So, full of horror, I went, and found him busy in tryals
+of law in his great room; and it being Sitting-day, durst not stay, but
+went to my Lord and told him so: whereupon he directed me to take him
+after dinner; and so away I home, leaving my Lord mightily concerned for
+me. I to the office, and there sat busy all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and from the 'Change over with Alsopp and the others to the
+Pope's Head tavern, and there staid a quarter of an hour, and concluded
+upon this, that in case I got them no more than 3s. per week per
+man I should have of them but L150 per ann., but to have it without any
+adventure or charge, but if I got them 3s. 2d., then they would give me
+L300 in the like manner. So I directed them to draw up their tender in a
+line or two against the afternoon, and to meet me at White Hall. So I
+left them, and I to my Lord Chancellor's; and there coming out after
+dinner I accosted him, telling him that I was the unhappy Pepys that had
+fallen into his high displeasure, and come to desire him to give me leave
+to make myself better understood to his Lordship, assuring him of my duty
+and service. He answered me very pleasingly, that he was confident upon
+the score of my Lord Sandwich's character of me, but that he had reason
+to think what he did, and desired me to call upon him some evening: I
+named to-night, and he accepted of it. So with my heart light I to White
+Hall, and there after understanding by a stratagem, and yet appearing
+wholly desirous not to understand Mr. Gauden's price when he desired to
+show it me, I went down and ordered matters in our tender so well that at
+the meeting by and by I was ready with Mr. Gauden's and his, both
+directed him a letter to me to give the board their two tenders, but
+there being none but the Generall Monk and Mr. Coventry and Povy and I,
+I did not think fit to expose them to view now, but put it off till
+Saturday, and so with good content rose. Thence I to the Half Moone,
+against the 'Change, to acquaint Lanyon and his friends of our
+proceedings, and thence to my Lord Chancellor's, and there heard several
+tryals, wherein I perceive my Lord is a most able and ready man. After
+all done, he himself called, "Come, Mr. Pepys, you and I will take a turn
+in the garden." So he was led down stairs, having the goute, and there
+walked with me, I think, above an houre, talking most friendly, yet
+cunningly. I told him clearly how things were; how ignorant I was of his
+Lordship's concernment in it; how I did not do nor say one word singly,
+but what was done was the act of the whole Board. He told me by name
+that he was more angry with Sir G. Carteret than with me, and also with
+the whole body of the Board. But thinking who it was of the Board that
+knew him least, he did place his fear upon me; but he finds that he is
+indebted to none of his friends there. I think I did thoroughly appease
+him, till he thanked me for my desire and pains to satisfy him; and upon
+my desiring to be directed who I should of his servants advise with about
+this business, he told me nobody, but would be glad to hear from me
+himself. He told me he would not direct me in any thing, that it might
+not be said that the Lord Chancellor did labour to abuse the King; or (as
+I offered) direct the suspending the Report of the Purveyors but I see
+what he means, and I will make it my worke to do him service in it. But,
+Lord! to see how he is incensed against poor Deane, as a fanatique rogue,
+and I know not what: and what he did was done in spite to his Lordship,
+among all his friends and tenants. He did plainly say that he would not
+direct me in any thing, for he would not put himself into the power of
+any man to say that he did so and so; but plainly told me as if he would
+be glad I did something. Lord! to see how we poor wretches dare not do
+the King good service for fear of the greatness of these men. He named
+Sir G. Carteret, and Sir J. Minnes, and the rest; and that he was as
+angry with them all as me. But it was pleasant to think that, while he
+was talking to me, comes into the garden Sir G. Carteret; and my Lord
+avoided speaking with him, and made him and many others stay expecting
+him, while I walked up and down above an houre, I think; and would have
+me walk with my hat on. And yet, after all this, there has been so
+little ground for this his jealousy of me, that I am sometimes afeard
+that he do this only in policy to bring me to his side by scaring me; or
+else, which is worse, to try how faithfull I would be to the King; but I
+rather think the former of the two. I parted with great assurance how I
+acknowledged all I had to come from his Lordship; which he did not seem
+to refuse, but with great kindness and respect parted. So I by coach
+home, calling at my Lord's, but he not within. At my office late, and so
+home to eat something, being almost starved for want of eating my dinner
+to-day, and so to bed, my head being full of great and many businesses of
+import to me.
+
+
+
+15th. Up, and to my Lord Sandwich's; where he sent for me up, and I did
+give my Lord an account of what had passed with my Lord Chancellor
+yesterday; with which he was well pleased, and advised me by all means to
+study in the best manner I could to serve him in this business. After
+this discourse ended, he begun to tell me that he had now pitched upon
+his day of going to sea upon Monday next, and that he would now give me
+an account how matters are with him. He told me that his work now in the
+world is only to keep up his interest at Court, having little hopes to
+get more considerably, he saying that he hath now about L8,000 per annum.
+It is true, he says, he oweth about L10,000; but he hath been at great
+charges in getting things to this pass in his estate; besides his
+building and good goods that he hath bought. He says he hath now evened
+his reckonings at the Wardrobe till Michaelmas last, and hopes to finish
+it to Ladyday before he goes. He says now there is due, too, L7,000 to
+him there, if he knew how to get it paid, besides L2000 that Mr. Montagu
+do owe him. As to his interest, he says that he hath had all the injury
+done him that ever man could have by another bosom friend that knows all
+his secrets, by Mr. Montagu; but he says that the worst of it all is
+past, and he gone out and hated, his very person by the King, and he
+believes the more upon the score of his carriage to him; nay, that the
+Duke of Yorke did say a little while since in his closett, that he did
+hate him because of his ungratefull carriage to my Lord of Sandwich. He
+says that he is as great with the Chancellor, or greater, than ever in
+his life. That with the King he is the like; and told me an instance,
+that whereas he formerly was of the private council to the King before he
+was last sicke, and that by the sickness an interruption was made in his
+attendance upon him; the King did not constantly call him, as he used to
+do, to his private council, only in businesses of the sea and the like;
+but of late the King did send a message to him by Sir Harry Bennet, to
+excuse the King to my Lord that he had not of late sent for him as he
+used to do to his private council, for it was not out of any distaste,
+but to avoid giving offence to some others whom he did not name; but my
+Lord supposes it might be Prince Rupert, or it may be only that the King
+would rather pass it by an excuse, than be thought unkind: but that now
+he did desire him to attend him constantly, which of late he hath done,
+and the King never more kind to him in his life than now. The Duke of
+Yorke, as much as is possible; and in the business of late, when I was to
+speak to my Lord about his going to sea, he says that he finds the Duke
+did it with the greatest ingenuity and love in the world; "and whereas,"
+says my Lord, "here is a wise man hard by that thinks himself so, and
+would be thought so, and it may be is in a degree so (naming by and by my
+Lord Crew), would have had me condition with him that neither Prince
+Rupert nor any body should come over his head, and I know not what." The
+Duke himself hath caused in his commission, that he be made Admirall of
+this and what other ships or fleets shall hereafter be put out after
+these; which is very noble. He tells me in these cases, and that of Mr.
+Montagu's, and all others, he finds that bearing of them patiently is his
+best way, without noise or trouble, and things wear out of themselves and
+come fair again. But, says he, take it from me, never to trust too much
+to any man in the world, for you put yourself into his power; and the
+best seeming friend and real friend as to the present may have or take
+occasion to fall out with you, and then out comes all. Then he told me
+of Sir Harry Bennet, though they were always kind, yet now it is become
+to an acquaintance and familiarity above ordinary, that for these months
+he hath done no business but with my Lord's advice in his chamber, and
+promises all faithfull love to him and service upon all occasions. My
+Lord says, that he hath the advantage of being able by his experience to
+helpe and advise him; and he believes that that chiefly do invite Sir
+Harry to this manner of treating him. "Now," says my Lord," the only and
+the greatest embarras that I have in the world is, how to behave myself
+to Sir H. Bennet and my Lord Chancellor, in case that there do lie any
+thing under the embers about my Lord Bristoll, which nobody can tell; for
+then," says he, "I must appear for one or other, and I will lose all I
+have in the world rather than desert my Lord Chancellor: so that," says
+he, "I know not for my life what to do in that case." For Sir H.
+Bennet's love is come to the height, and his confidence, that he hath
+given my Lord a character, and will oblige my Lord to correspond with
+him. "This," says he, "is the whole condition of my estate and interest;
+which I tell you, because I know not whether I shall see you again or
+no." Then as to the voyage, he thinks it will be of charge to him, and
+no profit; but that he must not now look after nor think to encrease, but
+study to make good what he hath, that what is due to him from the
+Wardrobe or elsewhere may be paid, which otherwise would fail, and all a
+man hath be but small content to him. So we seemed to take leave one of
+another; my Lord of me, desiring me that I would write to him and give
+him information upon all occasions in matters that concern him; which,
+put together with what he preambled with yesterday, makes me think that
+my Lord do truly esteem me still, and desires to preserve my service to
+him; which I do bless God for. In the middle of our discourse my Lady
+Crew came in to bring my Lord word that he hath another son, my Lady
+being brought to bed just now, I did not think her time had been so nigh,
+but she's well brought to bed, for which God be praised! and send my
+Lord to study the laying up of something the more! Then with Creed to
+St. James's, and missing Mr. Coventry, to White Hall; where, staying for
+him in one of the galleries, there comes out of the chayre-room Mrs.
+Stewart, in a most lovely form, with her hair all about her eares, having
+her picture taking there. There was the King and twenty more, I think,
+standing by all the while, and a lovely creature she in this dress seemed
+to be. Thence to the 'Change by coach, and so home to dinner and then to
+my office. In the evening Mr. Hill, Andrews and I to my chamber to sing,
+which we did very pleasantly, and then to my office again, where very
+late and so home, with my mind I bless God in good state of ease and body
+of health, only my head at this juncture very full of business, how to
+get something. Among others what this rogue Creed will do before he goes
+to sea, for I would fain be rid of him and see what he means to do, for I
+will then declare myself his firm friend or enemy.
+
+
+
+16th. Up in the morning, my head mightily confounded with the great
+deale of business I have upon me to do. But to the office, and there
+dispatched Mr. Creed's business pretty well about his bill; but then
+there comes W. Howe for my Lord's bill of Imprest for L500 to carry with
+him this voyage, and so I was at a loss how to carry myself in it, Creed
+being there, but there being no help I delivered it to them both, and let
+them contend, when I perceive they did both endeavour to have it, but W.
+Howe took it, and the other had the discretion to suffer it. But I think
+I cleared myself to Creed that it past not from any practice of mine. At
+noon rose and did some necessary business at the 'Change. Thence to
+Trinity House to a dinner which Sir G. Carteret makes there as Maister
+this year. Thence to White Hall to the Tangier Committee, and there,
+above my expectation, got the business of our contract for the
+victualling carried for my people, viz., Alsopp, Lanyon, and Yeabsly; and
+by their promise I do thereby get L300 per annum to myself, which do
+overjoy me; and the matter is left to me to draw up. Mr. Lewes was in
+the gallery and is mightily amazed at it, and I believe Mr. Gauden will
+make some stir about it, for he wrote to Mr. Coventry to-day about it to
+argue why he should for the King's convenience have it, but Mr. Coventry
+most justly did argue freely for them that served cheapest. Thence
+walked a while with Mr. Coventry in the gallery, and first find that he
+is mighty cold in his present opinion of Mr. Peter Pett for his flagging
+and doing things so lazily there, and he did also surprise me with a
+question why Deane did not bring in their report of the timber of
+Clarendon. What he means thereby I know not, but at present put him off;
+nor do I know how to steer myself: but I must think of it, and advise
+with my Lord Sandwich. Thence with Creed by coach to my Lord Sandwich's,
+and there I got Mr. Moore to give me my Lord's hand for my receipt of
+L109 more of my money of Sir G. Carteret, so that then his debt to me
+will be under L500, I think. This do ease my mind also. Thence carried
+him and W. Howe into London, and set them down at Sir G. Carteret's to
+receive some money, and I home and there busy very late, and so home to
+supper and to bed, with my mind in pretty good ease, my business being in
+a pretty good condition every where.
+
+
+
+17th (Lord's day). All the morning at my office doing business there, it
+raining hard. So dined at home alone. After dinner walked to my Lord's,
+and there found him and much other guests at table at dinner, and it
+seems they have christened his young son to-day-called him James. I got
+a piece of cake. I got my Lord to signe and seale my business about my
+selling of Brampton land, which though not so full as I would, yet is as
+full as I can at present. Walked home again, and there fell to read, and
+by and by comes my uncle Wight, Dr. Burnett, and another gentleman, and
+talked and drank, and the Doctor showed me the manner of eating,
+turpentine, which pleases me well, for it is with great ease. So they
+being gone, I to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+18th. Up, and walked to my Lord's, and there took my leave of him, he
+seeming very friendly to me in as serious a manner as ever in his life,
+and I believe he is very confident of me. He sets out this morning for
+Deale. Thence to St. James's to the Duke, and there did our usual
+business. He discourses very freely of a warr with Holland, to begin
+about winter, so that I believe we shall come to it. Before we went up
+to the Duke, Sir G. Carteret and I did talk together in the Parke about
+my Lord Chancellor's business of the timber; he telling me freely that my
+Lord Chancellor was never so angry with him in all his life, as he was
+for this business, in great passion; and that when he saw me there, he
+knew what it was about. And plots now with me how we may serve my Lord,
+which I am mightily glad of; and I hope together we may do it. Thence to
+Westminster to my barber's, to have my Periwigg he lately made me
+cleansed of its nits, which vexed me cruelly that he should put such a
+thing into my hands. Here meeting his mayd Jane, that has lived with
+them so long, I talked with her, and sending her of an errand to Dr.
+Clerk's, did meet her, and took her into a little alehouse in Brewers
+Yard, and there did sport with her, without any knowledge of her though,
+and a very pretty innocent girl she is. Thence to my Lord Chancellor's,
+but he being busy I went away to the 'Change, and so home to dinner. By
+and by comes Creed, and I out with him to Fleet Street, and he to Mr.
+Povy's, I to my Lord Chancellor's, and missing him again walked to
+Povy's, and there saw his new perspective in his closet. Povy, to my
+great surprise and wonder, did here attacque me in his own and Mr.
+Bland's behalf that I should do for them both for the new contractors for
+the victualling of the garrison. Which I am ashamed that he should ask
+of me, nor did I believe that he was a man that did seek benefit in such
+poor things. Besides that he professed that he did not believe that I
+would have any hand myself in the contract, and yet here declares that he
+himself would have profit by it, and himself did move me that Sir W.
+Rider might join, and Ford with Gauden. I told him I had no interest in
+them, but I fear they must do something to him, for he told me that those
+of the Mole did promise to consider him. Thence home and Creed with me,
+and there he took occasion to owne his obligations to me, and did lay
+down twenty pieces in gold upon my shelf in my closett, which I did not
+refuse, but wish and expected should have been more. But, however, this
+is better than nothing, and now I am out of expectation, and shall
+henceforward know how to deal with him. After discourse of settling his
+matters here, we went out by coach, and he 'light at the Temple, and
+there took final leave of me, in order to his following my Lord
+to-morrow. I to my Lord Chancellor, and discoursed his business with
+him. I perceive, and he says plainly, that he will not have any man to
+have it in his power to say that my Lord Chancellor did contrive the
+wronging the King of his timber; but yet I perceive, he would be glad to
+have service done him therein; and told me Sir G. Carteret hath told him
+that he and I would look after his business to see it done in the best
+manner for him. Of this I was glad, and so away. Thence home, and late
+with my Tangier men about drawing up their agreement with us, wherein I
+find much trouble, and after doing as much as we could to-night, broke up
+and I to bed.
+
+
+
+19th. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon
+dined alone at home. After dinner Sir W. Batten and I down by water to
+Woolwich, where coming to the ropeyarde we are told that Mr. Falconer,
+who hath been ill of a relapse these two days, is just now dead. We went
+up to his widow, who is sicke in bed also. The poor woman in great
+sorrow, and entreats our friendship, which we shall, I think, in every
+thing do for her. I am sure I will. Thence to the Docke, and there in
+Sheldon's garden eat some fruit; so to Deptford a little, and thence
+home, it raining mightily, and being cold I doubted my health after it.
+At the office till 9 o'clock about Sir W. Warren's contract for masts,
+and then at home with Lanyon and Yeabsly till 12 and past about their
+contract for Tangier, wherein they and I differed, for I would have it
+drawn to the King's advantage, as much as might be, which they did not
+like, but parted good friends; however, when they were gone, I wished
+that I had forborne any disagreement till I had had their promise to me
+in writing. They being gone, I to bed.
+
+
+
+20th. Up, and a while to my office, and then home with Mr. Deane till
+dinner, discoursing upon the business of my Lord Chancellor's timber in
+Clarendon Parke, and how to make a report therein without offending him;
+which at last I drew up, and hope it will please him. But I would to God
+neither I nor he ever had had any thing to have done with it! Dined
+together with a good pig, and then out by coach to White Hall, to the
+Committee for Fishing; but nothing done, it being a great day to-day
+there upon drawing at the Lottery of Sir Arthur Slingsby. I got in and
+stood by the two Queenes and the Duchesse of Yorke, and just behind my
+Lady Castlemayne, whom I do heartily adore; and good sport it was to see
+how most that did give their ten pounds did go away with a pair of globes
+only for their lot, and one gentlewoman, one Mrs. Fish, with the only
+blanke. And one I staid to see drew a suit of hangings valued at L430,
+and they say are well worth the money, or near it. One other suit there
+is better than that; but very many lots of three and fourscore pounds. I
+observed the King and Queenes did get but as poor lots as any else. But
+the wisest man I met with was Mr. Cholmley, who insured as many as would,
+from drawing of the one blank for 12d.; in which case there was the whole
+number of persons to one, which I think was three or four hundred. And
+so he insured about 200 for 200 shillings, so that he could not have lost
+if one of them had drawn it, for there was enough to pay the L10; but it
+happened another drew it, and so he got all the money he took. I left
+the lottery, and went to a play, only a piece of it, which was the Duke's
+house, "Worse and Worse;" just the same manner of play, and writ, I
+believe, by the same man as "The Adventures of Five Hours;" very pleasant
+it was, and I begin to admire Harris more than ever. Thence to
+Westminster to see Creed, and he and I took a walk in the Parke. He is
+ill, and not able yet to set out after my Lord, but will do to-morrow.
+So home, and late at my office, and so home to bed. This evening being
+moonshine I played a little late upon my flageolette in the garden. But
+being at Westminster Hall I met with great news that Mrs. Lane is married
+to one Martin, one that serves Captain Marsh. She is gone abroad with
+him to-day, very fine. I must have a bout with her very shortly to see
+how she finds marriage.
+
+
+
+21st. Up, and to the office, where we sat all the morning, among other
+things making a contract with Sir W. Warren for almost 1000 Gottenburg
+masts, the biggest that ever was made in the Navy, and wholly of my
+compassing and a good one I hope it is for the King. Dined at Sir W.
+Batten's, where I have not eat these many months. Sir G. Carteret, Mr.
+Coventry, Sir J. Minnes, and myself there only, and my Lady. A good
+venison pasty, and very merry, and pleasant I made myself with my Lady,
+and she as much to me. This morning to the office comes Nicholas
+Osborne, Mr. Gauden's clerke, to desire of me what piece of plate I would
+choose to have a L100, or thereabouts, bestowed upon me in, he having
+order to lay out so much; and, out of his freedom with me, do of himself
+come to make this question. I a great while urged my unwillingnesse to
+take any, not knowing how I could serve Mr. Gauden, but left it wholly to
+himself; so at noon I find brought home in fine leather cases, a pair of
+the noblest flaggons that ever I saw all the days of my life; whether I
+shall keepe them or no I cannot tell; for it is to oblige me to him in
+the business of the Tangier victualling, wherein I doubt I shall not; but
+glad I am to see that I shall be sure to get something on one side or
+other, have it which will: so, with a merry heart, I looked upon them,
+and locked them up. After dinner to [give] my Lord Chancellor a good
+account of his business, and he is very well pleased therewith, and
+carries himself with great discretion to me, without seeming over glad or
+beholding to me; and yet I know that he do think himself very well served
+by me. Thence to Westminster and to Mrs. Lane's lodgings, to give her
+joy, and there suffered me to deal with her as I hoped to do, and by and
+by her husband comes, a sorry, simple fellow, and his letter to her which
+she proudly showed me a simple, nonsensical thing. A man of no
+discourse, and I fear married her to make a prize of, which he is
+mistaken in, and a sad wife I believe she will prove to him, for she
+urged me to appoint a time as soon as he is gone out of town to give her
+a meeting next week. So by water with a couple of cozens of Mrs. Lane's,
+and set them down at Queenhive, and I through Bridge home, and there late
+at business, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+22nd. Up and to my office, where busy all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and so home to dinner, and then down by water to Deptford, where
+coming too soon, I spent an houre in looking round the yarde, and putting
+Mr. Shish
+
+ [Jonas Shish, master-shipwright at Deptford. There are several
+ papers of his among the State Papers. "I was at the funeral of old
+ Mr. Shish, Master Shipwright of His Majesty's Yard here, an honest
+ and remarkable man, and his death a public loss, for his excellent
+ success in building ships (though altogether illiterate) and for
+ bringing up so many of his children to be able artists. I held up
+ the pall with three knights who did him that honour, and he was
+ worthy of it. It was the custom of this good man to rise in the
+ night and pray, kneeling in his own coffin, which he had lying by
+ him for many years. He was born that famous year, the Gunpowder-
+ plot, 1605" (Evelyn's "Diary," May 13th, 1680).]
+
+to measure a piece or two of timber, which he did most cruelly
+wrong, and to the King's losse 12 or 13s. in a piece of 28 feet in
+contents. Thence to the Clerke of the Cheques, from whose house Mr.
+Falconer was buried to-day; Sir J. Minnes and I the only principal
+officers that were there. We walked to church with him, and then I left
+them without staying the sermon and straight home by water, and there
+find, as I expected, Mr. Hill, and Andrews, and one slovenly and ugly
+fellow, Seignor Pedro, who sings Italian songs to the theorbo most
+neatly, and they spent the whole evening in singing the best piece of
+musique counted of all hands in the world, made by Seignor Charissimi,
+the famous master in Rome. Fine it was, indeed, and too fine for me to
+judge of. They have spoke to Pedro to meet us every weeke, and I fear it
+will grow a trouble to me if we once come to bid judges to meet us,
+especially idle Masters, which do a little displease me to consider.
+They gone comes Mr. Lanyon, who tells me Mr. Alsopp is now become
+dangerously ill, and fears his re covery, covery, which shakes my
+expectation of;630o per annum by the business; and, therefore, bless God
+for what Mr. Gauden hath sent me, which, from some discourse to-day with
+Mr. Osborne, swearing that he knows not any thing of this business of
+the victualling; but, the contrary, that it is not that moves Mr. Gauden
+to send it me, for he hath had order for it any time these two months.
+Whether this be true or no, I know not; but I shall hence with the more
+confidence keepe it. To supper and to the office a little, and to walk
+in the garden, the moon shining bright, and fine warm fair weather, and
+so home to bed.
+
+
+
+23rd. Up, and all the morning at the office. At noon to the 'Change,
+where I took occasion to break the business of my Lord Chancellor's
+timber to Mr. Coventry in the best manner I could. He professed to me,
+that, till, Sir G. Carteret did speake of it at the table, after our
+officers were gone to survey it, he did not know that my Lord Chancellor
+had any thing to do with it; but now he says that he had been told by the
+Duke that Sir G. Carteret had spoke to him about it, and that he had told
+the Duke that, were he in my Lord Chancellor's case, if he were his
+father, he would rather fling away the gains of two or L3,000, than have
+it said that the timber, which should have been the King's, if it had
+continued the Duke of Albemarle's, was concealed by us in favour of my
+Lord Chancellor; for, says he, he is a great man, and all such as he, and
+he himself particularly, have a great many enemies that would be glad of
+such an advantage against him. When I told him it was strange that Sir
+J. Minnes and Sir G. Carteret, that knew my Lord Chancellor's concernment
+therein, should not at first inform us, he answered me that for Sir J.
+Minnes, he is looked upon to be an old good companion, but by nobody at
+the other end of the towne as any man of business, and that my Lord
+Chancellor, he dares say, never did tell him of it, only Sir G. Carteret,
+he do believe, must needs know it, for he and Sir J. Shaw are the
+greatest confidants he hath in the world. So for himself, he said, he
+would not mince the matter, but was resolved to do what was fit, and
+stand upon his owne legs therein, and that he would speak to the Duke,
+that he and Sir G. Carteret might be appointed to attend my Lord
+Chancellor in it. All this disturbs me mightily. I know not what to say
+to it, nor how to carry myself therein; for a compliance will discommend
+me to Mr. Coventry, and a discompliance to my Lord Chancellor. But I
+think to let it alone, or at least meddle in it as little more as I can.
+From thence walked toward Westminster, and being in an idle and wanton
+humour, walked through Fleet Alley, and there stood a most pretty wench
+at one of the doors, so I took a turn or two, but what by sense of honour
+and conscience I would not go in, but much against my will took coach and
+away, and away to Westminster Hall, and there 'light of Mrs. Lane, and
+plotted with her to go over the water. So met at White's stairs in
+Chanel Row, and over to the old house at Lambeth Marsh, and there eat and
+drank, and had my pleasure of her twice, she being the strangest woman in
+talk of love to her husband sometimes, and sometimes again she do not
+care for him, and yet willing enough to allow me a liberty of doing what
+I would with her. So spending 5s. or 6s. upon her, I could do what I
+would, and after an hour's stay and more back again and set her ashore
+there again, and I forward to Fleet Street, and called at Fleet Alley,
+not knowing how to command myself, and went in and there saw what
+formerly I have been acquainted with, the wickedness of these houses, and
+the forcing a man to present expense. The woman indeed is a most lovely
+woman, but I had no courage to meddle with her for fear of her not being
+wholesome, and so counterfeiting that I had not money enough, it was
+pretty to see how cunning she was, would not suffer me to have to do in
+any manner with her after she saw I had no money, but told me then I
+would not come again, but she now was sure I would come again, but I hope
+in God I shall not, for though she be one of the prettiest women I ever
+saw, yet I fear her abusing me. So desiring God to forgive me for this
+vanity, I went home, taking some books from my bookseller, and taking his
+lad home with me, to whom I paid L10 for books I have laid up money for,
+and laid out within these three weeks, and shall do no more a great while
+I hope. So to my office writing letters, and then home and to bed, weary
+of the pleasure I have had to-day, and ashamed to think of it.
+
+
+
+24th (Lord's day). Up, in some pain all day from yesterday's passages,
+having taken cold, I suppose. So staid within all day reading of two or
+three good plays. At night to my office a little, and so home, after
+supper to bed.
+
+
+
+25th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten by coach to St.
+James's, but there the Duke being gone out we to my Lord Berkeley's
+chamber, Mr. Coventry being there, and among other things there met with
+a printed copy of the King's commission for the repair of Paul's, which
+is very large, and large power for collecting money, and recovering of
+all people that had bought or sold formerly any thing belonging to the
+Church. And here I find my Lord Mayor of the City set in order before
+the Archbishopp or any nobleman, though all the greatest officers of
+state are there. But yet I do not hear by my Lord Berkeley, who is one
+of them, that any thing is like to come of it. Thence back again
+homewards, and Sir W. Batten and I to the Coffee-house, but no newes,
+only the plague is very hot still, and encreases among the Dutch. Home
+to dinner, and after dinner walked forth, and do what I could I could not
+keep myself from going through Fleet Lane, but had the sense of safety
+and honour not to go in, and the rather being a holiday I feared I might
+meet with some people that might know me. Thence to Charing Cross, and
+there called at Unthanke's to see what I owed, but found nothing, and
+here being a couple of pretty ladies, lodgers in the kitchen, I staid a
+little there. Thence to my barber Gervas, who this day buries his child,
+which it seems was born without a passage behind, so that it never voided
+any thing in the week or fortnight that it has been born. Thence to Mr.
+Reeves, it coming just now in my head to buy a microscope, but he was not
+within, so I walked all round that end of the town among the loathsome
+people and houses, but, God be thanked! had no desire to visit any of
+them. So home, where I met Mr. Lanyon, who tells me Mr. Alsop is past
+hopes, which will mightily disappoint me in my hopes there, and yet it
+may be not. I shall think whether it will be safe for me to venture
+myself or no, and come in as an adventurer. He gone, Mr. Cole (my
+old Jack Cole) comes to see and speak with me, and his errand in short to
+tell me that he is giving over his trade; he can do no good in it, and
+will turn what he has into money and go to sea, his father being dead and
+leaving him little, if any thing. This I was sorry to hear, he being a
+man of good parts, but, I fear, debauched. I promised him all the
+friendship I can do him, which will end in little, though I truly mean
+it, and so I made him stay with me till 11 at night, talking of old
+school stories, and very pleasing ones, and truly I find that we did
+spend our time and thoughts then otherwise than I think boys do now, and
+I think as well as methinks that the best are now. He supped with me,
+and so away, and I to bed. And strange to see how we are all divided
+that were bred so long at school together, and what various fortunes we
+have run, some good, some bad.
+
+
+
+26th. All the morning at the office, at noon to Anthony Joyce's, to our
+gossip's dinner. I had sent a dozen and a half of bottles of wine
+thither, and paid my double share besides, which is 18s. Very merry we
+were, and when the women were merry and rose from table, I above with
+them, ne'er a man but I, I began discourse of my not getting of children,
+and prayed them to give me their opinions and advice, and they freely and
+merrily did give me these ten, among them (1) Do not hug my wife too hard
+nor too much; (2) eat no late suppers; (3) drink juyce of sage; (4) tent
+and toast; (5) wear cool holland drawers; (6) keep stomach warm and back
+cool; (7) upon query whether it was best to do at night or morn, they
+answered me neither one nor other, but when we had most mind to it; (8)
+wife not to go too straight laced; (9) myself to drink mum and sugar;
+(10) Mrs. Ward did give me, to change my place. The 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th,
+and 10th they all did seriously declare, and lay much stress upon them as
+rules fit to be observed indeed, and especially the last, to lie with our
+heads where our heels do, or at least to make the bed high at feet and
+low at head. Very merry all, as much as I could be in such sorry
+company. Great discourse of the fray yesterday in Moorefields, how the
+butchers at first did beat the weavers (between whom there hath been ever
+an old competition for mastery), but at last the weavers rallied and beat
+them. At first the butchers knocked down all for weavers that had green
+or blue aprons, till they were fain to pull them off and put them in
+their breeches. At last the butchers were fain to pull off their
+sleeves, that they might not be known, and were soundly beaten out of the
+field, and some deeply wounded and bruised; till at last the weavers went
+out tryumphing, calling L100 for a butcher. I to Mr. Reeves to see a
+microscope, he having been with me to-day morning, and there chose one
+which I will have. Thence back and took up young Mrs. Harman, a pretty
+bred and pretty humoured woman whom I could love well, though not
+handsome, yet for her person and carriage, and black. By the way met her
+husband going for her, and set them both down at home, and so home to my
+office a while, and so to supper and bed.
+
+
+
+27th. Up, and after some discourse with Mr. Duke, who is to be Secretary
+to the Fishery, and is now Secretary to the Committee for Trade, who I
+find a very ingenious man, I went to Mr. Povy's, and there heard a little
+of his empty discourse, and fain he would have Mr. Gauden been the
+victualler for Tangier, which none but a fool would say to me when he
+knows he hath made it his request to me to get him something of these men
+that now do it. Thence to St. James's, but Mr. Coventry being ill and in
+bed I did not stay, but to White Hall a little, walked up and down, and
+so home to fit papers against this afternoon, and after dinner to the
+'Change a little, and then to White Hall, where anon the Duke of Yorke
+came, and a Committee we had of Tangier, where I read over my rough
+draught of the contract for Tangier victualling, and acquainted them with
+the death of Mr. Alsopp, which Mr. Lanyon had told me this morning, which
+is a sad consideration to see how uncertain a thing our lives are, and
+how little to be presumed of in our greatest undertakings. The words of
+the contract approved of, and I home and there came Mr. Lanyon to me and
+brought my neighbour, Mr. Andrews, to me, whom he proposes for his
+partner in the room of Mr. Alsopp, and I like well enough of it. We read
+over the contract together, and discoursed it well over and so parted,
+and I am glad to see it once over in this condition again, for Mr. Lanyon
+and I had some discourse to-day about my share in it, and I hope if it
+goes on to have my first hopes of L300 per ann. They gone, I to supper
+and to bed. This afternoon came my great store of Coles in, being to
+Chaldron, so that I may see how long they will last me.
+
+
+
+28th. At the office all the morning, dined, after 'Change, at home, and
+then abroad, and seeing "The Bondman" upon the posts, I consulted my
+oaths and find I may go safely this time without breaking it; I went
+thither, notwithstanding my great desire to have gone to Fleet Alley,
+God forgive me, again. There I saw it acted. It is true, for want of
+practice, they had many of them forgot their parts a little; but
+Betterton and my poor Ianthe outdo all the world. There is nothing more
+taking in the world with me than that play. Thence to Westminster to my
+barber's, and strange to think how when I find that Jervas himself did
+intend to bring home my periwigg, and not Jane his maid, I did desire not
+to have it at all, for I had a mind to have her bring it home. I also
+went to Mr. Blagrave's about speaking to him for his kinswoman to come
+live with my wife, but they are not come to town, and so I home by coach
+and to my office, and then to supper and to bed. My present posture is
+thus: my wife in the country and my mayde Besse with her and all quiett
+there. I am endeavouring to find a woman for her to my mind, and above
+all one that understands musique, especially singing. I am the willinger
+to keepe one because I am in good hopes to get 2 or L300 per annum
+extraordinary by the business of the victualling of Tangier, and yet Mr.
+Alsopp, my chief hopes, is dead since my looking after it, and now Mr.
+Lanyon, I fear, is, falling sicke too. I am pretty well in health, only
+subject to wind upon any cold, and then immediate and great pains. All
+our discourse is of a Dutch warr and I find it is likely to come to it,
+for they are very high and desire not to compliment us at all, as far as
+I hear, but to send a good fleete to Guinny to oppose us there. My Lord
+Sandwich newly gone to sea, and I, I think, fallen into his very good
+opinion again, at least he did before his going, and by his letter since,
+show me all manner of respect and confidence. I am over-joyed in hopes
+that upon this month's account I shall find myself worth L1000, besides
+the rich present of two silver and gilt flaggons which Mr. Gauden did
+give me the other day. I do now live very prettily at home, being most
+seriously, quietly, and neatly served by my two mayds Jane and the girle
+Su, with both of whom I am mightily well pleased. My greatest trouble is
+the settling of Brampton Estate, that I may know what to expect, and how
+to be able to leave it when I die, so as to be just to my promise to my
+uncle Thomas and his son. The next thing is this cursed trouble my
+brother Tom is likely to put us to by his death, forcing us to law with
+his creditors, among others Dr. Tom Pepys, and that with some shame as
+trouble, and the last how to know in what manner as to saving or spending
+my father lives, lest they should run me in debt as one of my uncle's
+executors, and I never the wiser nor better for it. But in all this I
+hope shortly to be at leisure to consider and inform myself well.
+
+
+
+29th. At the office all the morning dispatching of business, at noon to
+the 'Change after dinner, and thence to Tom Trice about Dr. Pepys's
+business, and thence it raining turned into Fleet Alley, and there was
+with Cocke an hour or so. The jade, whether I would not give her money
+or not enough; she would not offer to invite to do anything, but on the
+contrary saying she had no time, which I was glad of, for I had no mind
+to meddle with her, but had my end to see what a cunning jade she was, to
+see her impudent tricks and ways of getting money and raising the
+reckoning by still calling for things, that it come to 6 or 7 shillings
+presently. So away home, glad I escaped without any inconvenience, and
+there came Mr. Hill, Andrews and Seignor Pedro, and great store of
+musique we had, but I begin to be weary of having a master with us, for
+it spoils, methinks, the ingenuity of our practice. After they were gone
+comes Mr. Bland to me, sat till 11 at night with me, talking of the
+garrison of Tangier and serving them with pieces of eight. A mind he
+hath to be employed there, but dares not desire any courtesy of me, and
+yet would fain engage me to be for him, for I perceive they do all find
+that I am the busy man to see the King have right done him by inquiring
+out other bidders. Being quite tired with him, I got him gone, and so to
+bed.
+
+
+
+30th. All the morning at the office; at noon to the 'Change, where great
+talke of a rich present brought by an East India ship from some of the
+Princes of India, worth to the King L70,000 in two precious stones.
+After dinner to the office, and there all the afternoon making an end of
+several things against the end of the month, that I may clear all my
+reckonings tomorrow; also this afternoon, with great content, I finished
+the contracts for victualling of Tangier with Mr. Lanyon and the rest,
+and to my comfort got him and Andrews to sign to the giving me L300 per
+annum, by which, at least, I hope to be a L100 or two the better. Wrote
+many letters by the post to ease my mind of business and to clear my
+paper of minutes, as I did lately oblige myself to clear every thing
+against the end of the month. So at night with my mind quiet and
+contented to bed. This day I sent a side of venison and six bottles of
+wine to Kate Joyce.
+
+
+
+31st (Lord's day). Up, and to church, where I have not been these many
+weeks. So home, and thither, inviting him yesterday, comes Mr. Hill, at
+which I was a little troubled, but made up all very well, carrying him
+with me to Sir J. Minnes, where I was invited and all our families to a
+venison pasty. Here good cheer and good discourse. After dinner Mr.
+Hill and I to my house, and there to musique all the afternoon. He being
+gone, in the evening I to my accounts, and to my great joy and with great
+thanks to Almighty God, I do find myself most clearly worth L1014, the
+first time that ever I was worth L1000 before, which is the height of all
+that ever I have for a long time pretended to. But by the blessing of
+God upon my care I hope to lay up something more in a little time, if
+this business of the victualling of Tangier goes on as I hope it will.
+So with praise to God for this state of fortune that I am brought to as
+to wealth, and my condition being as I have at large set it down two days
+ago in this book, I home to supper and to bed, desiring God to give me
+the grace to make good use of what I have and continue my care and
+diligence to gain more.
+
+
+
+
+ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:
+
+All divided that were bred so long at school together
+Began discourse of my not getting of children
+Came to bed to me, but all would not make me friends
+Feared I might meet with some people that might know me
+Had no mind to meddle with her
+Her impudent tricks and ways of getting money
+How little to be presumed of in our greatest undertakings
+Mind to have her bring it home
+My wife made great means to be friends, coming to my bedside
+Never to trust too much to any man in the world
+Not well, and so had no pleasure at all with my poor wife
+Not when we can, but when we list
+Now against her going into the country (lay together)
+Periwigg he lately made me cleansed of its nits
+Presse seamen, without which we cannot really raise men
+Shakespeare's plays
+She had the cunning to cry a great while, and talk and blubber
+There eat and drank, and had my pleasure of her twice
+These Lords are hard to be trusted
+Things wear out of themselves and come fair again
+To my Lord Sandwich, thinking to have dined there
+Upon a very small occasion had a difference again broke out
+Very high and very foule words from her to me
+What wine you drinke, lett it bee at meales
+
+
+
+
+End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of The Diary of Samuel Pepys, v33
+by Samuel Pepys, Unabridged, transcribed by Bright, edited by Wheatley
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ AUGUST & SEPTEMBER
+ 1664
+
+
+August 1st. Up, my mind very light from my last night's accounts, and so
+up and with Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and Sir W. Pen to St. James's,
+where among other things having prepared with some industry every man a
+part this morning and no sooner (for fear they should either consider of
+it or discourse of it one to another) Mr. Coventry did move the Duke and
+obtain it that one of the clerkes of the Clerke of the Acts should have
+an addition of L30 a year, as Mr. Turner hath, which I am glad of, that I
+may give T. Hater L20 and keep L10 towards a boy's keeping. Thence Mr.
+Coventry and I to the Attorney's chamber at the Temple, but not being
+there we parted, and I home, and there with great joy told T. Hater what
+I had done, with which the poor wretch was very glad, though his modesty
+would not suffer him to say much. So to the Coffee-house, and there all
+the house full of the victory Generall Soushe
+
+ [General Soushe was Louis Ratuit, Comte de Souches. The battle was
+ fought at Lewenz (or Leva), in Hungary.--B.]
+
+(who is a Frenchman, a soldier of fortune, commanding part of the German
+army) hath had against the Turke; killing 4,000 men, and taking most
+extraordinary spoil. Thence taking up Harman and his wife, carried them
+to Anthony Joyce's, where we had my venison in a pasty well done; but,
+Lord! to see how much they made of, it, as if they had never eat any
+before, and very merry we were, but Will most troublesomely so, and I
+find he and his wife have a most wretched life one with another, but we
+took no notice, but were very merry as I could be in such company. But
+Mrs. Harman is a very pretty-humoured wretch, whom I could love with all
+my heart, being so good and innocent company. Thence to Westminster to
+Mr. Blagrave's, and there, after singing a thing or two over, I spoke to
+him about a woman for my wife, and he offered me his kinswoman, which I
+was glad of, but she is not at present well, but however I hope to have
+her. Thence to my Lord Chancellor's, and thence with Mr. Coventry, who
+appointed to meet me there, and with him to the Attorney General, and
+there with Sir Ph. Warwicke consulted of a new commission to be had
+through the Broad Seale to enable us to make this contract for Tangier
+victualling. So home, and there talked long with Will about the young
+woman of his family which he spoke of for to live with my wife, but
+though she hath very many good qualitys, yet being a neighbour's child
+and young and not very staid, I dare not venture of having her, because
+of her being able to spread any report of our family upon any discontent
+among the heart of our neighbours. So that my dependance is upon Mr.
+Blagrave, and so home to supper and to bed. Last night, at 12 o'clock,.
+I was waked with knocking at Sir W. Pen's door; and what was it but
+people's running up and down to bring him word that his brother,
+
+ [George Penn, the elder brother of Sir W. Penn, was a wealthy
+ merchant at San Lucar, the port of Seville. He was seized as a
+ heretic by the Holy Office, and cast into a dungeon eight feet
+ square and dark as the grave. There he remained three years, every
+ month being scourged to make him confess his crimes. At last, after
+ being twice put to the rack, he offered to confess whatever they
+ would suggest. His property, L12,000, was then confiscated, his
+ wife, a Catholic, taken from him, and he was banished from Spain for
+ ever.--M. B.]
+
+who hath been a good while, it seems, sicke, is dead.
+
+
+
+2nd. At the office all the morning. At noon dined, and then to, the
+'Change, and there walked two hours or more with Sir W. Warren, who after
+much discourse in general of Sir W. Batten's dealings, he fell to talk
+how every body must live by their places, and that he was willing, if I
+desired it, that I should go shares with him in anything that he deals
+in. He told me again and again, too, that he confesses himself my debtor
+too for my service and friendship to him in his present great contract of
+masts, and that between this and Christmas he shall be in stocke and will
+pay it me. This I like well, but do not desire to become a merchant,
+and, therefore, put it off, but desired time to think of it. Thence to
+the King's play-house, and there saw "Bartholomew Fayre," which do still
+please me; and is, as it is acted, the best comedy in the world, I
+believe. I chanced to sit by Tom Killigrew, who tells me that he is
+setting up a Nursery; that is, is going to build a house in Moorefields,
+wherein he will have common plays acted. But four operas it shall have
+in the year, to act six weeks at a time; where we shall have the best
+scenes and machines, the best musique, and every thing as magnificent as
+is in Christendome; and to that end hath sent for voices and painters and
+other persons from Italy. Thence homeward called upon my Lord
+Marlborough, and so home and to my office, and then to Sir W. Pen, and
+with him and our fellow officers and servants of the house and none else
+to Church to lay his brother in the ground, wherein nothing handsome at
+all, but that he lays him under the Communion table in the chancel, about
+nine at night? So home and to bed.
+
+
+
+3rd. Up betimes and set some joyners on work to new lay my floor in our
+wardrobe, which I intend to make a room for musique. Thence abroad to
+Westminster, among other things to Mr. Blagrave's, and there had his
+consent for his kinswoman to come to be with my wife for her woman, at
+which I am well pleased and hope she may do well. Thence to White Hall
+to meet with Sir G. Carteret about hiring some ground to make our mast
+docke at Deptford, but being Council morning failed, but met with Mr.
+Coventry, and he and I discoursed of the likeliness of a Dutch warr,
+which I think is very likely now, for the Dutch do prepare a fleet to
+oppose us at Guinny, and he do think we shall, though neither of us have
+a mind to it, fall into it of a sudden, and yet the plague do increase
+among them, and is got into their fleet, and Opdam's own ship, which
+makes it strange they should be so high. Thence to the 'Change, and
+thence home to dinner, and down by water to Woolwich to the rope yard,
+and there visited Mrs. Falconer, who tells me odd stories of how Sir W.
+Pen was rewarded by her husband with a gold watch (but seems not certain
+of what Sir W. Batten told me, of his daughter having a life given her in
+L80 per ann.) for his helping him to his place, and yet cost him L150 to
+Mr. Coventry besides. He did much advise it seems Mr. Falconer not to
+marry again, expressing that he would have him make his daughter his
+heire, or words to that purpose, and that that makes him, she thinks, so
+cold in giving her any satisfaction, and that W. Boddam hath publickly
+said, since he came down thither to be clerke of the ropeyard, that it
+hath this week cost him L100, and would be glad that it would cost him
+but half as much more for the place, and that he was better before than
+now, and that if he had been to have bought it, he would not have given
+so much for it. Now I am sure that Mr. Coventry hath again and again
+said that he would take nothing, but would give all his part in it freely
+to him, that so the widow might have something. What the meaning of this
+is I know not, but that Sir W. Pen do get something by it. Thence to the
+Dockeyard, and there saw the new ship in great forwardness. So home and
+to supper, and then to the office, where late, Mr. Bland and I talking
+about Tangier business, and so home to bed.
+
+
+
+4th. Up betimes and to the office, fitting myself against a great
+dispute about the East India Company, which spent afterwards with us all
+the morning. At noon dined with Sir W. Pen, a piece of beef only, and I
+counterfeited a friendship and mirth which I cannot have with him, yet
+out with him by his coach, and he did carry me to a play and pay for me
+at the King's house, which is "The Rivall Ladys," a very innocent and
+most pretty witty play. I was much pleased with it, and it being given
+me, I look upon it as no breach to my oathe. Here we hear that Clun, one
+of their best actors, was, the last night, going out of towne (after he
+had acted the Alchymist, wherein was one of his best parts that he acts)
+to his country-house, set upon and murdered; one of the rogues taken, an
+Irish fellow. It seems most cruelly butchered and bound. The house will
+have a great miss of him. Thence visited my Lady Sandwich, who tells me
+my Lord FitzHarding is to be made a Marquis. Thence home to my office
+late, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+5th. Up very betimes and set my plaisterer to work about whiting and
+colouring my musique roome, which having with great pleasure seen done,
+about ten o'clock I dressed myself, and so mounted upon a very pretty
+mare, sent me by Sir W. Warren, according to his promise yesterday. And
+so through the City, not a little proud, God knows, to be seen upon so
+pretty a beast, and to my cozen W. Joyce's, who presently mounted too,
+and he and I out of towne toward Highgate; in the way, at Kentish-towne,
+showing me the place and manner of Clun's being killed and laid in a
+ditch, and yet was not killed by any wounds, having only one in his arm,
+but bled to death through his struggling. He told me, also, the manner
+of it, of his going home so late [from] drinking with his whore, and
+manner of having it found out. Thence forward to Barnett, and there
+drank, and so by night to Stevenage, it raining a little, but not much,
+and there to my great trouble, find that my wife was not come, nor any
+Stamford coach gone down this week, so that she cannot come. So vexed
+and weary, and not thoroughly out of pain neither in my old parts, I
+after supper to bed, and after a little sleep, W. Joyce comes in his
+shirt into my chamber, with a note and a messenger from my wife, that she
+was come by Yorke coach to Bigglesworth, and would be with us to-morrow
+morning. So, mightily pleased at her discreete action in this business,
+I with peace to sleep again till next morning. So up, and
+
+
+
+6th. Here lay Deane Honiwood last night. I met and talked with him this
+morning, and a simple priest he is, though a good, well-meaning man.
+W. Joyce and I to a game at bowles on the green there till eight o'clock,
+and then comes my wife in the coach, and a coach full of women, only one
+man riding by, gone down last night to meet a sister of his coming to
+town. So very joyful drank there, not 'lighting, and we mounted and away
+with them to Welling, and there 'light, and dined very well and merry and
+glad to see my poor-wife. Here very merry as being weary I could be, and
+after dinner, out again, and to London. In our way all the way the
+mightiest merry, at a couple of young gentlemen, come down to meet the
+same gentlewoman, that ever I was in my life, and so W. Joyce too, to see
+how one of them was horsed upon a hard-trotting sorrell horse, and both
+of them soundly weary and galled. But it is not to be set down how merry
+we were all the way. We 'light in Holborne, and by another coach my wife
+and mayde home, and I by horseback, and found all things well and most
+mighty neate and clean. So, after welcoming my wife a little, to the
+office, and so home to supper, and then weary and not very well to bed.
+
+
+
+7th (Lord's day). Lay long caressing my wife and talking, she telling me
+sad stories of the ill, improvident, disquiett, and sluttish manner that
+my father and mother and Pall live in the country, which troubles me
+mightily, and I must seek to remedy it. So up and ready, and my wife
+also, and then down and I showed my wife, to her great admiration and
+joy, Mr. Gauden's present of plate, the two flaggons, which indeed are so
+noble that I hardly can think that they are yet mine. So blessing God
+for it, we down to dinner mighty pleasant, and so up after dinner for a
+while, and I then to White Hall, walked thither, having at home met with
+a letter of Captain Cooke's, with which he had sent a boy for me to see,
+whom he did intend to recommend to me. I therefore went and there met
+and spoke with him. He gives me great hopes of the boy, which pleases
+me, and at Chappell I there met Mr. Blagrave, who gives a report of the
+boy, and he showed me him, and I spoke to him, and the boy seems a good
+willing boy to come to me, and I hope will do well. I am to speak to Mr.
+Townsend to hasten his clothes for him, and then he is to come. So I
+walked homeward and met with Mr. Spong, and he with me as far as the Old
+Exchange talking of many ingenuous things, musique, and at last of
+glasses, and I find him still the same ingenuous man that ever he was,
+and do among other fine things tell me that by his microscope of his owne
+making he do discover that the wings of a moth is made just as the
+feathers of the wing of a bird, and that most plainly and certainly.
+While we were talking came by several poor creatures carried by, by
+constables, for being at a conventicle. They go like lambs, without any
+resistance. I would to God they would either conform, or be more wise,
+and not be catched! Thence parted with him, mightily pleased with his
+company, and away homeward, calling at Dan Rawlinson, and supped there
+with my uncle Wight, and then home and eat again for form sake with her,
+and then to prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+8th. Up and abroad with Sir W. Batten, by coach to St. James's, where by
+the way he did tell me how Sir J. Minnes would many times arrogate to
+himself the doing of that that all the Board have equal share in, and
+more that to himself which he hath had nothing to do in, and particularly
+the late paper given in by him to the Duke, the translation of a Dutch
+print concerning the quarrel between us and them, which he did give as
+his own when it was Sir Richard Ford's wholly. Also he told me how Sir
+W. Pen (it falling in our discourse touching Mrs. Falconer) was at first
+very great for Mr. Coventry to bring him in guests, and that at high
+rates for places, and very open was he to me therein. After business
+done with the Duke, I home to the Coffee-house, and so home to dinner,
+and after dinner to hang up my fine pictures in my dining room, which
+makes it very pretty, and so my wife and I abroad to the King's play-
+house, she giving me her time of the last month, she having not seen any
+then; so my vowe is not broke at all, it costing me no more money than it
+would have done upon her, had she gone both her times that were due to
+her. Here we saw "Flora's Figarys." I never saw it before, and by the
+most ingenuous performance of the young jade Flora, it seemed as pretty a
+pleasant play as ever I saw in my life. So home to supper, and then to
+my office late, Mr. Andrews and I to talk about our victualling
+commission, and then he being gone I to set down my four days past
+journalls and expenses, and so home to bed.
+
+
+
+9th. Up, and to my office, and there we sat all the morning, at noon
+home, and there by appointment Mr. Blagrave came and dined with me, and
+brought a friend of his of the Chappell with him. Very merry at dinner,
+and then up to my chamber and there we sung a Psalm or two of Lawes's,
+then he and I a little talke by ourselves of his kinswoman that is to
+come to live with my wife, who is to come about ten days hence, and I
+hope will do well. They gone I to my office, and there my head being a
+little troubled with the little wine I drank, though mixed with beer, but
+it may be a little more than I used to do, and yet I cannot say so, I
+went home and spent the afternoon with my wife talking, and then in the
+evening a little to my office, and so home to supper and to bed. This
+day comes the newes that the Emperour hath beat the Turke;
+
+ [This was the battle of St. Gothard, in which the Turks were
+ defeated with great slaughter by the imperial forces under
+ Montecuculli, assisted by the confederates from the Rhine, and by
+ forty troops of French cavalry under Coligni. St. Gothard is in
+ Hungary, on the river Raab, near the frontier of Styria; it is about
+ one hundred and twenty miles south of Vienna, and thirty east of
+ Gratz. The battle took place on the 9th Moharrem, A.H. 1075, or
+ 23rd July, A.D. 1664 (old style), which is that used by Pepys.--B.]
+
+killed the Grand Vizier and several great Bassas, with an army of 80,000
+men killed and routed; with some considerable loss of his own side,
+having lost three generals, and the French forces all cut off almost.
+Which is thought as good a service to the Emperour as beating the Turke
+almost, for had they conquered they would have been as troublesome to
+him.
+
+ [The fact is, the Germans were beaten by the Turks, and the French
+ won the battle for them.--B.]
+
+
+
+10th. Up, and, being ready, abroad to do several small businesses, among
+others to find out one to engrave my tables upon my new sliding rule with
+silver plates, it being so small that Browne that made it cannot get one
+to do it. So I find out Cocker, the famous writing-master, and get him
+to do it, and I set an hour by him to see him design it all; and strange
+it is to see him with his natural eyes to cut so small at his first
+designing it, and read it all over, without any missing, when for my life
+I could not, with my best skill, read one word or letter of it; but it is
+use. But he says that the best light for his life to do a very small
+thing by (contrary to Chaucer's words to the Sun, "that he should lend
+his light to them that small seals grave"), it should be by an artificial
+light of a candle, set to advantage, as he could do it. I find the
+fellow, by his discourse, very ingenuous; and among other things, a great
+admirer and well read in all our English poets, and undertakes to judge
+of them all, and that not impertinently. Well pleased with his company
+and better with his judgement upon my Rule, I left him and home, whither
+Mr. Deane by agreement came to me and dined with me, and by chance Gunner
+Batters's wife. After dinner Deane and I [had] great discourse again
+about my Lord Chancellor's timber, out of which I wish I may get well.
+Thence I to Cocker's again, and sat by him with good discourse again for
+an hour or two, and then left him, and by agreement with Captain Silas
+Taylor (my old acquaintance at the Exchequer) to the Post Officer to hear
+some instrument musique of Mr. Berchenshaw's before my Lord Brunkard and
+Sir Robert Murray. I must confess, whether it be that I hear it but
+seldom, or that really voice is better, but so it is that I found no
+pleasure at all in it, and methought two voyces were worth twenty of it.
+So home to my office a while, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+11th. Up, and through pain, to my great grief forced to wear my gowne to
+keep my legs warm. At the office all the morning, and there a high
+dispute against Sir W. Batten and Sir W. Pen about the breadth of canvas
+again, they being for the making of it narrower, I and Mr. Coventry and
+Sir J. Minnes for the keeping it broader. So home to dinner, and by and
+by comes Mr. Creed, lately come from the Downes, and dined with me.
+I show him a good countenance, but love him not for his base ingratitude
+to me. However, abroad, carried my wife to buy things at the New
+Exchange, and so to my Lady Sandwich's, and there merry, talking with her
+a great while, and so home, whither comes Cocker with my rule, which he
+hath engraved to admiration, for goodness and smallness of work: it cost
+me 14s. the doing, and mightily pleased I am with it. By and by, he
+gone, comes Mr. Moore and staid talking with me a great while about my
+Lord's businesses, which I fear will be in a bad condition for his family
+if my Lord should miscarry at sea. He gone, I late to my office, and
+cannot forbear admiring and consulting my new rule, and so home to supper
+and to bed. This day, for a wager before the King, my Lords of
+Castlehaven and Arran (a son of my Lord of Ormond's), they two alone
+did run down and kill a stoute bucke in St. James's parke.
+
+
+
+12th. Up, and all the morning busy at the office with Sir W. Warren
+about a great contract for New England masts, where I was very hard with
+him, even to the making him angry, but I thought it fit to do it as well
+as just for my owne [and] the King's behalf. At noon to the 'Change a
+little, and so to dinner and then out by coach, setting my wife and mayde
+down, going to Stevens the silversmith to change some old silver lace and
+to go buy new silke lace for a petticoat; I to White Hall and did much
+business at a Tangier Committee; where, among other things, speaking
+about propriety of the houses there, and how we ought to let the
+Portugeses I have right done them, as many of them as continue, or did
+sell the houses while they were in possession, and something further in
+their favour, the Duke in an anger I never observed in him before, did
+cry, says he, "All the world rides us, and I think we shall never ride
+anybody." Thence home, and, though late, yet Pedro being there, he sang
+a song and parted. I did give him 5s., but find it burdensome and so
+will break up the meeting. At night is brought home our poor Fancy,
+which to my great grief continues lame still, so that I wish she had not
+been brought ever home again, for it troubles me to see her.
+
+
+
+13th. Up, and before I went to the office comes my Taylor with a coate I
+have made to wear within doors, purposely to come no lower than my knees,
+for by my wearing a gowne within doors comes all my tenderness about my
+legs. There comes also Mr. Reeve, with a microscope and scotoscope.
+
+ [An optical instrument used to enable objects to be seen in the
+ dark. The name is derived from the Greek.]
+
+For the first I did give him L5 10s., a great price, but a most curious
+bauble it is, and he says, as good, nay, the best he knows in England,
+and he makes the best in the world. The other he gives me, and is of
+value; and a curious curiosity it is to look objects in a darke room
+with. Mightly pleased with this I to the office, where all the morning.
+There offered by Sir W. Pen his coach to go to Epsum and carry my wife,
+I stept out and bade my wife make her ready, but being not very well and
+other things advising me to the contrary, I did forbear going, and so Mr.
+Creed dining with me I got him to give my wife and me a play this
+afternoon, lending him money to do it, which is a fallacy that I have
+found now once, to avoyde my vowe with, but never to be more practised
+I swear, and to the new play, at the Duke's house, of "Henry the Fifth;"
+a most noble play, writ by my Lord Orrery; wherein Betterton, Harris, and
+Ianthe's parts are most incomparably wrote and done, and the whole play
+the most full of height and raptures of wit and sense, that ever I heard;
+having but one incongruity, or what did, not please me in it, that is,
+that King Harry promises to plead for Tudor to their Mistresse, Princesse
+Katherine of France, more than when it comes to it he seems to do; and
+Tudor refused by her with some kind of indignity, not with a difficulty
+and honour that it ought to have been done in to him. Thence home and to
+my office, wrote by the post, and then to read a little in Dr. Power's
+book of discovery by the Microscope to enable me a little how to use and
+what to expect from my glasse. So to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+14th (Lord's day). After long lying discoursing with my wife, I up, and
+comes Mr. Holliard to see me, who concurs with me that my pain is nothing
+but cold in my legs breeding wind, and got only by my using to wear a
+gowne, and that I am not at all troubled with any ulcer, but my thickness
+of water comes from my overheat in my back. He gone, comes Mr. Herbert,
+Mr. Honiwood's man, and dined with me, a very honest, plain, well-meaning
+man, I think him to be; and by his discourse and manner of life, the true
+embleme of an old ordinary serving-man. After dinner up to my chamber
+and made an end of Dr. Power's booke of the Microscope, very fine and to
+my content, and then my wife and I with great pleasure, but with great
+difficulty before we could come to find the manner of seeing any thing by
+my microscope. At last did with good content, though not so much as I
+expect when I come to understand it better. By and by comes W. Joyce, in
+his silke suit, and cloake lined with velvett: staid talking with me, and
+I very merry at it. He supped with me; but a cunning, crafty fellow he
+is, and dangerous to displease, for his tongue spares nobody. After
+supper I up to read a little, and then to bed.
+
+
+
+15th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes by coach to St. James's, and there did
+our business with the Duke, who tells us more and more signs of a Dutch
+warr, and how we must presently set out a fleete for Guinny, for the
+Dutch are doing so, and there I believe the warr will begin. Thence home
+with him again, in our way he talking of his cures abroad, while he was
+with the King as a doctor, and above all men the pox. And among others,
+Sir J. Denham he told me he had cured, after it was come to an ulcer all
+over his face, to a miracle. To the Coffee-house I, and so to the
+'Change a little, and then home to dinner with Creed, whom I met at the
+Coffee-house, and after dinner by coach set him down at the Temple, and I
+and my wife to Mr. Blagrave's. They being none of them at home; I to the
+Hall, leaving her there, and thence to the Trumpett, whither came Mrs.
+Lane, and there begins a sad story how her husband, as I feared, proves
+not worth a farthing, and that she is with child and undone, if I do not
+get him a place. I had my pleasure here of her, and she, like an
+impudent jade, depends upon my kindness to her husband, but I will have
+no more to do with her, let her brew as she has baked, seeing she would
+not take my counsel about Hawly. After drinking we parted, and I to
+Blagrave's, and there discoursed with Mrs. Blagrave about her kinswoman,
+who it seems is sickly even to frantiqueness sometimes, and among other
+things chiefly from love and melancholy upon the death of her servant,--
+[Servant = lover.]--insomuch that she telling us all most simply and
+innocently I fear she will not be able to come to us with any pleasure,
+which I am sorry for, for I think she would have pleased us very well.
+In comes he, and so to sing a song and his niece with us, but she sings
+very meanly. So through the Hall and thence by coach home, calling by
+the way at Charing Crosse, and there saw the great Dutchman that is come
+over, under whose arm I went with my hat on, and could not reach higher
+than his eye-browes with the tip of my fingers, reaching as high as I
+could. He is a comely and well-made man, and his wife a very little, but
+pretty comely Dutch woman. It is true, he wears pretty high-heeled
+shoes, but not very high, and do generally wear a turbant, which makes
+him show yet taller than really he is, though he is very tall, as I have
+said before. Home to my office, and then to supper, and then to my
+office again late, and so home to bed, my wife and I troubled that we do
+not speed better in this business of her woman.
+
+
+
+16th. Wakened about two o'clock this morning with the noise of thunder,
+which lasted for an houre, with such continued lightnings, not flashes,
+but flames, that all the sky and ayre was light; and that for a great
+while, not a minute's space between new flames all the time; such a thing
+as I never did see, nor could have believed had ever been in nature. And
+being put into a great sweat with it, could not sleep till all was over.
+And that accompanied with such a storm of rain as I never heard in my
+life. I expected to find my house in the morning overflowed with the
+rain breaking in, and that much hurt must needs have been done in the
+city with this lightning; but I find not one drop of rain in my house,
+nor any newes of hurt done. But it seems it has been here and all up and
+down the countrie hereabouts the like tempest, Sir W. Batten saying much
+of the greatness thereof at Epsum. Up and all the morning at the office.
+At noon busy at the 'Change about one business or other, and thence home
+to dinner, and so to my office all the afternoon very busy, and so to
+supper anon, and then to my office again a while, collecting observations
+out of Dr. Power's booke of Microscopes, and so home to bed, very stormy
+weather to-night for winde. This day we had newes that my Lady Pen is
+landed and coming hither, so that I hope the family will be in better
+order and more neate than it hath been.
+
+
+
+17th. Up, and going to Sir W. Batten to speak to him about business, he
+did give me three, bottles of his Epsum water, which I drank and it
+wrought well with me, and did give me many good stools, and I found
+myself mightily cooled with them and refreshed. Thence I to Mr. Honiwood
+and my father's old house, but he was gone out, and there I staid talking
+with his man Herbert, who tells me how Langford and his wife are very
+foul-mouthed people, and will speak very ill of my father, calling him
+old rogue in reference to the hard penniworths he sold him of his goods
+when the rogue need not have bought any of them. So that I am resolved
+he shall get no more money by me, but it vexes me to think that my father
+should be said to go away in debt himself, but that I will cause to be
+remedied whatever comes of it. Thence to my Lord Crew, and there with
+him a little while. Before dinner talked of the Dutch war, and find that
+he do much doubt that we shall fall into it without the money or consent
+of Parliament, that is expected or the reason of it that is fit to have
+for every warr. Dined with him, and after dinner talked with Sir Thomas
+Crew, who told me how Mr. Edward Montagu is for ever blown up, and now
+quite out with his father again; to whom he pretended that his going down
+was, not that he was cast out of the Court, but that he had leave to be
+absent a month; but now he finds the truth. Thence to my Lady Sandwich,
+where by agreement my wife dined, and after talking with her I carried my
+wife to Mr. Pierce's and left her there, and so to Captain Cooke's, but
+he was not at home, but I there spoke with my boy Tom Edwards, and
+directed him to go to Mr. Townsend (with whom I was in the morning) to
+have measure taken of his clothes to be made him there out of the
+Wardrobe, which will be so done, and then I think he will come to me.
+Thence to White Hall, and after long staying there was no Committee of
+the Fishery as was expected. Here I walked long with Mr. Pierce, who
+tells me the King do still sup every night with my Lady Castlemayne, who
+he believes has lately slunk a great belly away, for from very big she is
+come to be down again. Thence to Mrs. Pierce's, and with her and my wife
+to see Mrs. Clarke, where with him and her very merry discoursing of the
+late play of Henry the 5th, which they conclude the best that ever was
+made, but confess with me that Tudor's being dismissed in the manner he
+is is a great blemish to the play. I am mightily pleased with the
+Doctor, for he is the only man I know that I could learn to pronounce by,
+which he do the best that ever I heard any man. Thence home and to the
+office late, and so to supper and to bed. My Lady Pen came hither first
+to-night to Sir W. Pen's lodgings.
+
+
+
+18th. Lay too long in bed, till 8 o'clock, then up and Mr. Reeve came
+and brought an anchor and a very fair loadstone. He would have had me
+bought it, and a good stone it is, but when he saw that I would not buy
+it he said he [would] leave it for me to sell for him. By and by he
+comes to tell me that he had present occasion for L6 to make up a sum,
+and that he would pay me in a day or two, but I had the unusual wit to
+deny him, and so by and by we parted, and I to the office, where busy all
+the morning sitting. Dined alone at home, my wife going to-day to dine
+with Mrs. Pierce, and thence with her and. Mrs. Clerke to see a new
+play, "The Court Secret." I busy all the afternoon, toward evening to
+Westminster, and there in the Hall a while, and then to my barber,
+willing to have any opportunity to speak to Jane, but wanted it. So to
+Mrs. Pierces, who was come home, and she and Mrs. Clerke busy at cards,
+so my wife being gone home, I home, calling by the way at the Wardrobe
+and met Mr. Townsend, Mr. Moore and others at the Taverne thereby, and
+thither I to them and spoke with Mr. Townsend about my boy's clothes,
+which he says shall be soon done, and then I hope I shall be settled when
+I have one in the house that is musicall. So home and to supper, and
+then a little to my office, and then home to bed. My wife says the play
+she saw is the worst that ever she saw in her life.
+
+
+
+19th. Up and to the office, where Mr. Coventry and Sir W. Pen and I sat
+all the morning hiring of ships to go to Guinny, where we believe the
+warr with Holland will first break out. At noon dined at home, and after
+dinner my wife and I to Sir W. Pen's, to see his Lady, the first time,
+who is a well-looked, fat, short, old Dutchwoman, but one that hath been
+heretofore pretty handsome, and is now very discreet, and, I believe,
+hath more wit than her husband. Here we staid talking a good while, and
+very well pleased I was with the old woman at first visit. So away home,
+and I to my office, my wife to go see my aunt Wight, newly come to town.
+Creed came to me, and he and I out, among other things, to look out a man
+to make a case, for to keep my stone, that I was cut of, in, and he to
+buy Daniel's history, which he did, but I missed of my end. So parted
+upon Ludgate Hill, and I home and to the office, where busy till supper,
+and home to supper to a good dish of fritters, which I bespoke, and were
+done much to my mind. Then to the office a while again, and so home to
+bed. The newes of the Emperour's victory over the Turkes is by some
+doubted, but by most confessed to be very small (though great) of what
+was talked, which was 80,000 men to be killed and taken of the Turke's
+side.
+
+
+
+20th. Up and to the office a while, but this day the Parliament meeting
+only to be adjourned to November (which was done, accordingly), we did
+not meet, and so I forth to bespeak a case to be made to keep my stone
+in, which will cost me 25s. Thence I walked to Cheapside, there to see
+the effect of a fire there this morning, since four o'clock; which I find
+in the house of Mr. Bois, that married Dr. Fuller's niece, who are both
+out of towne, leaving only a mayde and man in towne. It begun in their
+house, and hath burned much and many houses backward, though none
+forward; and that in the great uniform pile of buildings in the middle of
+Cheapside. I am very sorry for them, for the Doctor's sake. Thence to
+the 'Change, and so home to dinner. And thence to Sir W. Batten's,
+whither Sir Richard Ford came, the Sheriffe, who hath been at this fire
+all the while; and he tells me, upon my question, that he and the Mayor
+were there, as it is their dutys to be, not only to keep the peace, but
+they have power of commanding the pulling down of any house or houses, to
+defend the whole City. By and by comes in the Common Cryer of the City
+to speak with him; and when he was gone, says he, "You may see by this
+man the constitution of the Magistracy of this City; that this fellow's
+place, I dare give him (if he will be true to me) L1000 for his profits
+every year, and expect to get L500 more to myself thereby. When," says
+he, "I in myself am forced to spend many times as much." By and by came
+Mr. Coventry, and so we met at the office, to hire ships for Guinny, and
+that done broke up. I to Sir W. Batten's, there to discourse with Mrs.
+Falconer, who hath been with Sir W. Pen this evening, after Mr. Coventry
+had promised her half what W. Bodham had given him for his place, but Sir
+W. Pen, though he knows that, and that Mr. Bodham hath said that his
+place hath cost him L100 and would L100 more, yet is he so high against
+the poor woman that he will not hear to give her a farthing, but it seems
+do listen after a lease where he expects Mr. Falconer hath put in his
+daughter's life, and he is afraid that that is not done, and did tell
+Mrs. Falconer that he would see it and know what is done therein in spite
+of her, when, poor wretch, she neither do nor can hinder him the knowing
+it. Mr. Coventry knows of this business of the lease, and I believe do
+think of it as well as I. But the poor woman is gone home without any
+hope, but only Mr. Coventry's own nobleness. So I to my office and wrote
+many letters, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+21st (Lord's day). Waked about 4 o'clock with my wife, having a
+looseness, and peoples coming in the yard to the pump to draw water
+several times, so that fear of this day's fire made me fearful, and
+called Besse and sent her down to see, and it was Griffin's maid for
+water to wash her house. So to sleep again, and then lay talking till 9
+o'clock. So up and drunk three bottles of Epsum water, which wrought
+well with me. I all the morning and most of the afternoon after dinner
+putting papers to rights in my chamber, and the like in the evening till
+night at my office, and renewing and writing fair over my vowes. So home
+to supper, prayers, and to bed. Mr. Coventry told us the Duke was gone
+ill of a fit of an ague to bed; so we sent this morning to see how he do.
+
+ [Elizabeth Falkener, wife of John Falkener, announced to Pepys the
+ death of "her dear and loving husband" in a letter dated July 19th,
+ 1664 "begs interest that she may be in something considered by the
+ person succeeding her husband in his employment, which has
+ occasioned great expenses." ("Calendar of State Papers," Domestic,
+ 1663-64, p. 646)]
+
+
+
+22nd. Up and abroad, doing very many errands to my great content which
+lay as burdens upon my mind and memory. Home to dinner, and so to White
+Hall, setting down my wife at her father's, and I to the Tangier
+Committee, where several businesses I did to my mind, and with hopes
+thereby to get something. So to Westminster Hall, where by appointment
+I had made I met with Dr. Tom Pepys, but avoided all discourse of
+difference with him, though much against my will, and he like a doating
+coxcomb as he is, said he could not but demand his money, and that he
+would have his right, and that let all anger be forgot, and such sorry
+stuff, nothing to my mind, but only I obtained this satisfaction, that he
+told me about Sturbridge last was 12 months or 2 years he was at
+Brampton, and there my father did tell him that what he had done for my
+brother in giving him his goods and setting him up as he had done was
+upon condition that he should give my brother John L20 per ann., which he
+charged upon my father, he tells me in answer, as a great deal of hard
+measure that he should expect that with him that had a brother so able as
+I am to do that for him. This is all that he says he can say as to my
+father's acknowledging that he had given Tom his goods. He says his
+brother Roger will take his oath that my father hath given him thanks for
+his counsel for his giving of Tom his goods and setting him up in the
+manner that he hath done, but the former part of this he did not speak
+fully so bad nor as certain what he could say. So we walked together to
+my cozen Joyce's, where my wife staid for me, and then I home and her by
+coach, and so to my office, then to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+23rd. Lay long talking with my wife, and angry awhile about her desiring
+to have a French mayde all of a sudden, which I took to arise from
+yesterday's being with her mother. But that went over and friends again,
+and so she be well qualitied, I care not much whether she be French or
+no, so a Protestant. Thence to the office, and at noon to the 'Change,
+where very busy getting ships for Guinny and for Tangier. So home to
+dinner, and then abroad all the afternoon doing several errands, to
+comply with my oath of ending many businesses before Bartholomew's day,
+which is two days hence. Among others I went into New Bridewell, in my
+way to Mr. Cole, and there I saw the new model, and it is very handsome.
+Several at work, among others, one pretty whore brought in last night,
+which works very lazily. I did give them 6d. to drink, and so away. To
+Graye's Inn, but missed Mr. Cole, and so homeward called at Harman's, and
+there bespoke some chairs for a room, and so home, and busy late, and
+then to supper and to bed. The Dutch East India Fleete are now come home
+safe, which we are sorry for. Our Fleets on both sides are hastening out
+to Guinny.
+
+
+
+24th. Up by six o'clock, and to my office with Tom Hater dispatching
+business in haste. At nine o'clock to White Hall about Mr. Maes's
+business at the Council, which stands in an ill condition still. Thence
+to Graye's Inn, but missed of Mr. Cole the lawyer, and so walked home,
+calling among the joyners in Wood Streete to buy a table and bade in many
+places, but did not buy it till I come home to see the place where it is
+to stand, to judge how big it must be. So after 'Change home and a good
+dinner, and then to White Hall to a Committee of the Fishery, where my
+Lord Craven and Mr. Gray mightily against Mr. Creed's being joined in the
+warrant for Secretary with Mr. Duke. However I did get it put off till
+the Duke of Yorke was there, and so broke up doing nothing. So walked
+home, first to the Wardrobe, and there saw one suit of clothes made for
+my boy and linen set out, and I think to have him the latter end of this
+week, and so home, Mr. Creed walking the greatest part of the way with me
+advising what to do in his case about his being Secretary to us in
+conjunction with Duke, which I did give him the best I could, and so home
+and to my office, where very much business, and then home to supper and
+to bed.
+
+
+
+25th. Up and to the office after I had spoke to my taylor, Langford (who
+came to me about some work), desiring to know whether he knew of any
+debts that my father did owe of his own in the City. He tells me, "No,
+not any." I did on purpose try him because of what words he and his wife
+have said of him (as Herbert told me the other day), and further did
+desire him, that if he knew of any or could hear of any that he should
+bid them come to me, and I would pay them, for I would not that because
+he do not pay my brother's debts that therefore he should be thought to
+deny the payment of his owne. All the morning at the office busy. At
+noon to the 'Change, among other things busy to get a little by the hire
+of a ship for Tangier. So home to dinner, and after dinner comes Mr.
+Cooke to see me; it is true he was kind to me at sea in carrying messages
+to and fro to my wife from sea, but I did do him kindnesses too, and
+therefore I matter not much to compliment or make any regard of his
+thinking me to slight him as I do for his folly about my brother Tom's
+mistress. After dinner and some talk with him, I to my office; there
+busy, till by and by Jacke Noble came to me to tell me that he had Cave
+in prison, and that he would give me and my father good security that
+neither we nor any of our family should be troubled with the child; for
+he could prove that he was fully satisfied for him; and that if the worst
+came to the worst, the parish must keep it; that Cave did bring the child
+to his house, but they got it carried back again, and that thereupon he
+put him in prison. When he saw that I would not pay him the money, nor
+made anything of being secured against the child, he then said that then
+he must go to law, not himself, but come in as a witness for Cave against
+us. I could have told him that he could bear witness that Cave is
+satisfied, or else there is no money due to himself; but I let alone any
+such discourse, only getting as much out of him as I could. I perceive
+he is a rogue, and hath inquired into everything and consulted with Dr.
+Pepys, and that he thinks as Dr. Pepys told him that my father if he
+could would not pay a farthing of the debts, and yet I made him confess
+that in all his lifetime he never knew my father to be asked for money
+twice, nay, not once, all the time he lived with him, and that for his
+own debts he believed he would do so still, but he meant only for those
+of Tom. He said now that Randall and his wife and the midwife could
+prove from my brother's own mouth that the child was his, and that Tom
+had told them the circumstances of time, upon November 5th at night, that
+he got it on her. I offered him if he would secure my father against
+being forced to pay the money again I would pay him, which at first he
+would do, give his own security, and when I asked more than his own he
+told me yes he would, and those able men, subsidy men, but when we came
+by and by to discourse of it again he would not then do it, but said he
+would take his course, and joyne with Cave and release him, and so we
+parted. However, this vexed me so as I could not be quiet, but took
+coach to go speak with Mr. Cole, but met him not within, so back, buying
+a table by the way, and at my office late, and then home to supper and to
+bed, my mind disordered about this roguish business--in every thing else,
+I thank God, well at ease.
+
+
+
+26th. Up by 5 o'clock, which I have not been many a day, and down by
+water to Deptford, and there took in Mr. Pumpfield the rope-maker, and
+down with him to Woolwich to view Clothier's cordage, which I found bad
+and stopped the receipt of it. Thence to the ropeyard, and there among
+other things discoursed with Mrs. Falconer, who tells me that she has
+found the writing, and Sir W. Pen's daughter is not put into the lease
+for her life as he expected, and I am glad of it. Thence to the
+Dockyarde, and there saw the new ship in very great forwardness, and so
+by water to Deptford a little, and so home and shifting myself, to the
+'Change, and there did business, and thence down by water to White Hall,
+by the way, at the Three Cranes, putting into an alehouse and eat a bit
+of bread and cheese. There I could not get into the Parke, and so was
+fain to stay in the gallery over the gate to look to the passage into the
+Parke, into which the King hath forbid of late anybody's coming, to watch
+his coming that had appointed me to come, which he did by and by with his
+lady and went to Guardener's Lane, and there instead of meeting with one
+that was handsome and could play well, as they told me, she is the
+ugliest beast and plays so basely as I never heard anybody, so that I
+should loathe her being in my house. However, she took us by and by and
+showed us indeed some pictures at one Hiseman's, a picture drawer, a
+Dutchman, which is said to exceed Lilly, and indeed there is both of the
+Queenes and Mayds of Honour (particularly Mrs. Stewart's in a buff
+doublet like a soldier) as good pictures, I think, as ever I saw. The
+Queene is drawn in one like a shepherdess, in the other like St.
+Katharin, most like and most admirably. I was mightily pleased with this
+sight indeed, and so back again to their lodgings, where I left them, but
+before I went this mare that carried me, whose name I know not but that
+they call him Sir John, a pitiful fellow, whose face I have long known
+but upon what score I know not, but he could have the confidence to ask
+me to lay down money for him to renew the lease of his house, which I did
+give eare to there because I was there receiving a civility from him, but
+shall not part with my money. There I left them, and I by water home,
+where at my office busy late, then home to supper, and so to bed. This
+day my wife tells me Mr. Pen,
+
+ [William Penn, afterwards the famous Quaker. P. Gibson, writing to
+ him in March, 1711-12, says: "I remember your honour very well,
+ when you newly came out of France and wore pantaloon breeches"]
+
+Sir William's son, is come back from France, and come to visit her. A
+most modish person, grown, she says, a fine gentleman.
+
+
+
+27th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, and there almost made my bargain about a ship for Tangier, which
+will bring me in a little profit with Captain Taylor. Off the 'Change
+with Mr. Cutler and Sir W. Rider to Cutler's house, and there had a very
+good dinner, and two or three pretty young ladies of their relations
+there. Thence to my case-maker for my stone case, and had it to my mind,
+and cost me 24s., which is a great deale of money, but it is well done
+and pleases me. So doing some other small errands I home, and there find
+my boy, Tom Edwards, come, sent me by Captain Cooke, having been bred in
+the King's Chappell these four years. I propose to make a clerke of him,
+and if he deserves well, to do well by him. Spent much of the afternoon
+to set his chamber in order, and then to the office leaving him at home,
+and late at night after all business was done I called Will and told him
+my reason of taking a boy, and that it is of necessity, not out of any
+unkindness to him, nor should be to his injury, and then talked about his
+landlord's daughter to come to my wife, and I think it will be. So home
+and find my boy a very schoole boy, that talks innocently and
+impertinently, but at present it is a sport to us, and in a little time
+he will leave it. So sent him to bed, he saying that he used to go to
+bed at eight o'clock, and then all of us to bed, myself pretty well
+pleased with my choice of a boy. All the newes this day is, that the
+Dutch are, with twenty-two sayle of ships of warr, crewsing up and down
+about Ostend; at which we are alarmed. My Lord Sandwich is come back
+into the Downes with only eight sayle, which is or may be a prey to the
+Dutch, if they knew our weakness and inability to set out any more
+speedily.
+
+
+
+28th (Lord's day). Up the first time I have had great while. Home to
+dined, and with my boy alone to church anybody to attend me to church a
+dinner, and there met Creed, who, and we merry together, as his learning
+is such and judgment that I cannot but be pleased with it. After dinner
+I took him to church, into our gallery, with me, but slept the best part
+of the sermon, which was a most silly one. So he and I to walk to the
+'Change a while, talking from one pleasant discourse to another, and so
+home, and thither came my uncle Wight and aunt, and supped with us mighty
+merry. And Creed lay with us all night, and so to bed, very merry to
+think how Mr. Holliard (who came in this evening to see me) makes
+nothing, but proving as a most clear thing that Rome is Antichrist.
+
+
+
+29th. Up betimes, intending to do business at my office, by 5 o'clock,
+but going out met at my door Mr. Hughes come to speak with me about
+office business, and told me that as he came this morning from Deptford
+he left the King's yarde a-fire. So I presently took a boat and down,
+and there found, by God's providence, the fire out; but if there had been
+any wind it must have burned all our stores, which is a most dreadfull
+consideration. But leaving all things well I home, and out abroad doing
+many errands, Mr. Creed also out, and my wife to her mother's, and Creed
+and I met at my Lady Sandwich's and there dined; but my Lady is become as
+handsome, I think, as ever she was; and so good and discreet a woman I
+know not in the world. After dinner I to Westminster to Jervas's a
+while, and so doing many errands by the way, and necessary ones, I home,
+and thither came the woman with her mother which our Will recommends to
+my wife. I like her well, and I think will please us. My wife and they
+agreed, and she is to come the next week. At which I am very well
+contented, for then I hope we shall be settled, but I must remember that,
+never since I was housekeeper, I ever lived so quietly, without any noise
+or one angry word almost, as I have done since my present mayds Besse,
+Jane, and Susan came and were together. Now I have taken a boy and am
+taking a woman, I pray God we may not be worse, but I will observe it.
+After being at my office a while, home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+30th. Up and to the office, where sat long, and at noon to dinner at
+home; after dinner comes Mr. Pen to visit me, and staid an houre talking
+with me. I perceive something of learning he hath got, but a great
+deale, if not too much, of the vanity of the French garbe and affected
+manner of speech and gait. I fear all real profit he hath made of his
+travel will signify little. So, he gone, I to my office and there very
+busy till late at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+31st. Up by five o'clock and to my office, where T. Hater and Will met
+me, and so we dispatched a great deal of my business as to the ordering
+my papers and books which were behindhand. All the morning very busy at
+my office. At noon home to dinner, and there my wife hath got me some
+pretty good oysters, which is very soon and the soonest, I think, I ever
+eat any. After dinner I up to hear my boy play upon a lute, which I have
+this day borrowed of Mr. Hunt; and indeed the boy would, with little
+practice, play very well upon the lute, which pleases me well. So by
+coach to the Tangier Committee, and there have another small business by
+which I may get a little small matter of money. Staid but little there,
+and so home and to my office, where late casting up my monthly accounts,
+and, blessed be God! find myself worth L1020, which is still the most I
+ever was worth. So home and to bed. Prince Rupert I hear this day is to
+go to command this fleete going to Guinny against the Dutch. I doubt few
+will be pleased with his going, being accounted an unhappy' man. My mind
+at good rest, only my father's troubles with Dr. Pepys and my brother
+Tom's creditors in general do trouble me. I have got a new boy that
+understands musique well, as coming to me from the King's Chappell, and I
+hope will prove a good boy, and my wife and I are upon having a woman,
+which for her content I am contented to venture upon the charge of again,
+and she is one that our' Will finds out for us, and understands a little
+musique, and I think will please us well, only her friends live too near
+us. Pretty well in health, since I left off wearing of a gowne within
+doors all day, and then go out with my legs into the cold, which brought
+me daily pain.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ SEPTEMBER
+ 1664
+
+
+Sept. 1st. A sad rainy night, up and to the office, where busy all the
+morning. At noon to the 'Change and thence brought Mr. Pierce, the
+Surgeon, and Creed, and dined very merry and handsomely; but my wife not
+being well of those she not with us; and we cut up the great cake
+Moorcocke lately sent us, which is very good. They gone I to my office,
+and there very busy till late at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+2nd. Up very betimes and walked (my boy with me) to Mr. Cole's, and
+after long waiting below, he being under the barber's hands, I spoke with
+him, and he did give me much hopes of getting my debt that my brother
+owed me, and also that things would go well with my father. But going to
+his attorney's, that he directed me to, they tell me both that though I
+could bring my father to a confession of a judgment, yet he knowing that
+there are specialties out against him he is bound to plead his knowledge
+of them to me before he pays me, or else he must do it in his own wrong.
+I took a great deal of pains this morning in the thorough understanding
+hereof, and hope that I know the truth of our case, though it be but bad,
+yet better than to run spending money and all to no purpose. However, I
+will inquire a little more. Walked home, doing very many errands by the
+way to my great content, and at the 'Change met and spoke with several
+persons about serving us with pieces of eight at Tangier. So home to
+dinner above stairs, my wife not being well of those in bed. I dined by
+her bedside, but I got her to rise and abroad with me by coach to
+Bartholomew Fayre, and our boy with us, and there shewed them and myself
+the dancing on the ropes, and several other the best shows; but pretty it
+is to see how our boy carries himself so innocently clownish as would
+make one laugh. Here till late and dark, then up and down, to buy combes
+for my wife to give her mayds, and then by coach home, and there at the
+office set down my day's work, and then home to bed.
+
+
+
+3rd. I have had a bad night's rest to-night, not sleeping well, as my
+wife observed, and once or twice she did wake me, and I thought myself to
+be mightily bit with fleas, and in the morning she chid her mayds for not
+looking the fleas a-days. But, when I rose, I found that it is only the
+change of the weather from hot to cold, which, as I was two winters ago,
+do stop my pores, and so my blood tingles and itches all day all over my
+body, and so continued to-day all the day long just as I was then, and if
+it continues to be so cold I fear I must come to the same pass, but
+sweating cured me then, and I hope, and am told, will this also. At the
+office sat all the morning, dined at home, and after dinner to White
+Hall, to the Fishing Committee, but not above four of us met, which could
+do nothing, and a sad thing it is to see so great a work so ill followed,
+for at this pace it can come to any thing at first sight. Mr. Hill came
+to tell me that he had got a gentlewoman for my wife, one Mrs.
+Ferrabosco, that sings most admirably. I seemed glad of it; but I hear
+she is too gallant for me, and I am not sorry that I misse her. Thence
+to the office, setting some papers right, and so home to supper and to
+bed, after prayers.
+
+
+
+5th. Up and to St. James's, and there did our business with the Duke;
+where all our discourse of warr in the highest measure. Prince Rupert
+was with us; who is fitting himself to go to sea in the Heneretta. And
+afterwards in White Hall I met him and Mr. Gray, and he spoke to me, and
+in other discourse, says he, "God damn me, I can answer but for one ship,
+and in that I will do my part; for it is not in that as in an army, where
+a man can command every thing." By and by to a Committee for the
+Fishery, the Duke of Yorke there, where, after Duke was made Secretary,
+we fell to name a Committee, whereof I was willing to be one, because I
+would have my hand in the business, to understand it and be known in
+doing something in it; and so, after cutting out work for the Committee,
+we rose, and I to my wife to Unthanke's, and with her from shop to shop,
+laying out near L10 this morning in clothes for her. And so I to the
+'Change, where a while, and so home and to dinner, and thither came W.
+Bowyer and dined with us; but strange to see how he could not endure
+onyons in sauce to lamb, but was overcome with the sight of it, and so-
+was forced to make his dinner of an egg or two. He tells us how Mrs.
+Lane is undone, by her marrying so bad, and desires to speak with me,
+which I know is wholly to get me to do something for her to get her
+husband a place, which he is in no wise fit for. After dinner down to
+Woolwich with a gaily, and then to Deptford, and so home, all the way
+reading Sir J. Suck[l]ing's "Aglaura," which, methinks, is but a mean
+play; nothing of design in it. Coming home it is strange to see how I
+was troubled to find my wife, but in a necessary compliment, expecting
+Mr. Pen to see her, who had been there and was by her people denied,
+which, he having been three times, she thought not fit he should be any
+more. But yet even this did raise my jealousy presently and much vex me.
+However, he did not come, which pleased me, and I to supper, and to the
+office till 9 o'clock or thereabouts, and so home to bed. My aunt James
+had been here to-day with Kate Joyce twice to see us. The second time my
+wife was at home, and they it seems are going down to Brampton, which I
+am sorry for, for the charge that my father will be put to. But it must
+be borne with, and my mother has a mind to see them, but I do condemn
+myself mightily for my pride and contempt of my aunt and kindred that are
+not so high as myself, that I have not seen her all this while, nor
+invited her all this while.
+
+
+
+6th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon home
+to dinner, then to my office and there waited, thinking to have had
+Bagwell's wife come to me about business, that I might have talked with
+her, but she came not. So I to White Hall by coach with Mr. Andrews, and
+there I got his contract for the victualling of Tangier signed and sealed
+by us there, so that all the business is well over, and I hope to have
+made a good business of it and to receive L100 by it the next weeke, for
+which God be praised! Thence to W. Joyce's and Anthony's, to invite them
+to dinner to meet my aunt James at my house, and the rather because they
+are all to go down to my father the next weeke, and so I would be a
+little kind to them before they go. So home, having called upon Doll,
+our pretty 'Change woman, for a pair of gloves trimmed with yellow
+ribbon, to [match the] petticoate my wife bought yesterday, which cost me
+20s.; but she is so pretty, that, God forgive me! I could not think it
+too much--which is a strange slavery that I stand in to beauty, that I
+value nothing near it. So going home, and my coach stopping in Newgate
+Market over against a poulterer's shop, I took occasion to buy a rabbit,
+but it proved a deadly old one when I came to eat it, as I did do after
+an hour being at my office, and after supper again there till past 11 at
+night. So home,, and to bed. This day Mr. Coventry did tell us how the
+Duke did receive the Dutch Embassador the other day; by telling him that,
+whereas they think us in jest, he believes that the Prince (Rupert) which
+goes in this fleete to Guinny will soon tell them that we are in
+earnest, and that he himself will do the like here, in the head of the
+fleete here at home, and that for the meschants, which he told the Duke
+there were in England, which did hope to do themselves good by the King's
+being at warr, says he, the English have ever united all this private
+difference to attend foraigne, and that Cromwell, notwithstanding the
+meschants in his time, which were the Cavaliers, did never find them
+interrupt him in his foraigne businesses, and that he did not doubt but
+to live to see the Dutch as fearfull of provoking the English, under the
+government of a King, as he remembers them to have been under that of a
+Coquin. I writ all this story to my Lord Sandwich tonight into the
+Downes, it being very good and true, word for word from Mr. Coventry to-
+day.
+
+
+
+7th. Lay long to-day, pleasantly discoursing with my wife about the
+dinner we are to have for the Joyces, a day or two hence. Then up and
+with Mr. Margetts to Limehouse to see his ground and ropeyarde there,
+which is very fine, and I believe we shall employ it for the Navy, for
+the King's grounds are not sufficient to supply our defence if a warr
+comes. Thence back to the 'Change, where great talke of the forwardnesse
+of the Dutch, which puts us all to a stand, and particularly myself for
+my Lord Sandwich, to think him to lie where he is for a sacrifice, if
+they should begin with us. So home and Creed with me, and to dinner, and
+after dinner I out to my office, taking in Bagwell's wife, who I knew
+waited for me, but company came to me so soon that I could have no
+discourse with her, as I intended, of pleasure. So anon abroad with
+Creed walked to Bartholomew Fayre, this being the last day, and there saw
+the best dancing on the ropes that I think I ever saw in my life, and so
+all say, and so by coach home, where I find my wife hath had her head
+dressed by her woman, Mercer, which is to come to her to-morrow, but my
+wife being to go to a christening tomorrow, she came to do her head up
+to-night. So a while to my office, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+8th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning. At noon dined at
+home, and I by water down to Woolwich by a galley, and back again in the
+evening. All haste made in setting out this Guinny fleete, but yet not
+such as will ever do the King's business if we come to a warr. My wife
+this afternoon being very well dressed by her new woman, Mary Mercer, a
+decayed merchant's daughter that our Will helps us to, did go to the
+christening of Mrs. Mills, the parson's wife's child, where she never was
+before. After I was come home Mr. Povey came to me and took me out to
+supper to Mr. Bland's, who is making now all haste to be gone for
+Tangier. Here pretty merry, and good discourse, fain to admire the
+knowledge and experience of Mrs. Bland, who I think as good a merchant as
+her husband. I went home and there find Mercer, whose person I like
+well, and I think will do well, at least I hope so. So to my office a
+while and then to bed.
+
+
+
+9th. Up, and to put things in order against dinner. I out and bought
+several things, among others, a dozen of silver salts; home, and to the
+office, where some of us met a little, and then home, and at noon comes
+my company, namely, Anthony and Will Joyce and their wives, my aunt James
+newly come out of Wales, and my cozen Sarah Gyles. Her husband did not
+come, and by her I did understand afterwards, that it was because he was
+not yet able to pay me the 40s. she had borrowed a year ago of me.
+
+ [Pepys would have been more proud of his cousin had he anticipated
+ her husband's becoming a knight, for she was probably the same
+ person whose burial is recorded in the register of St. Helen's,
+ Bishopsgate, September 4th, 1704: "Dame Sarah Gyles, widow, relict
+ of Sir John Gyles."--B.]
+
+I was as merry as I could, giving them a good dinner; but W. Joyce did so
+talk, that he made every body else dumb, but only laugh at him. I forgot
+there was Mr. Harman and his wife, my aunt, a very good harmlesse woman.
+All their talke is of her and my two she-cozen Joyces and Will's little
+boy Will (who was also here to-day), down to Brampton to my father's next
+week, which will be trouble and charge to them, but however my father and
+mother desire to see them, and so let them. They eyed mightily my great
+cupboard of plate, I this day putting my two flaggons upon my table; and
+indeed it is a fine sight, and better than ever I did hope to see of my
+owne. Mercer dined with us at table, this being her first dinner in my
+house. After dinner left them and to White Hall, where a small Tangier
+Committee, and so back again home, and there my wife and Mercer and Tom
+and I sat till eleven at night, singing and fiddling, and a great joy it
+is to see me master of so much pleasure in my house, that it is and will
+be still, I hope, a constant pleasure to me to be at home. The girle
+plays pretty well upon the harpsicon, but only ordinary tunes, but hath a
+good hand; sings a little, but hath a good voyce and eare. My boy, a
+brave boy, sings finely, and is the most pleasant boy at present, while
+his ignorant boy's tricks last, that ever I saw. So to supper, and with
+great pleasure to bed.
+
+
+
+10th. Up and to the office, where we sate all the morning, and I much
+troubled to think what the end of our great sluggishness will be, for we
+do nothing in this office like people able to carry on a warr. We must
+be put out, or other people put in. Dined at home, and then my wife and
+I and Mercer to the Duke's house, and there saw "The Rivalls," which is
+no excellent play, but good acting in it; especially Gosnell comes and
+sings and dances finely, but, for all that, fell out of the key, so that
+the musique could not play to her afterwards, and so did Harris also go
+out of the tune to agree with her. Thence home and late writing letters,
+and this night I received, by Will, L105, the first-fruits of my
+endeavours in the late contract for victualling of Tangier, for which God
+be praised! for I can with a safe conscience say that I have therein
+saved the King L5000 per annum, and yet got myself a hope of L300 per
+annum without the least wrong to the King. So to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+11th (Lord's day). Up and to church in the best manner I have gone a
+good while, that is to say, with my wife, and her woman, Mercer, along
+with us, and Tom, my boy, waiting on us. A dull sermon. Home, dined,
+left my wife to go to church alone, and I walked in haste being late to
+the Abbey at Westminster, according to promise to meet Jane Welsh, and
+there wearily walked, expecting her till 6 o'clock from three, but no
+Jane came, which vexed me, only part of it I spent with Mr. Blagrave
+walking in the Abbey, he telling me the whole government and discipline
+of White Hall Chappell, and the caution now used against admitting any
+debauched persons, which I was glad to hear, though he tells me there are
+persons bad enough. Thence going home went by Jarvis's, and there stood
+Jane at the door, and so I took her in and drank with her, her master and
+mistress being out of doors. She told me how she could not come to me
+this afternoon, but promised another time. So I walked home contented
+with my speaking with her, and walked to my uncle Wight's, where they
+were all at supper, and among others comes fair Mrs. Margarett Wight, who
+indeed is very pretty. So after supper home to prayers and to bed. This
+afternoon, it seems, Sir J. Minnes fell sicke at church, and going down
+the gallery stairs fell down dead, but came to himself again and is
+pretty well.
+
+
+
+12th. Up, and to my cozen Anthony Joyce's, and there took leave of my
+aunt James, and both cozens, their wives, who are this day going down to
+my father's by coach. I did give my Aunt 20s., to carry as a token to my
+mother, and 10s. to Pall. Thence by coach to St. James's, and there did
+our business as usual with the Duke; and saw him with great pleasure play
+with his little girle,--[Afterwards Queen Mary II.]--like an ordinary
+private father of a child. Thence walked to Jervas's, where I took Jane
+in the shop alone, and there heard of her, her master and mistress were
+going out. So I went away and came again half an hour after. In the
+meantime went to the Abbey, and there went in to see the tombs with great
+pleasure. Back again to Jane, and there upstairs and drank with her, and
+staid two hours with her kissing her, but nothing more. Anon took boat
+and by water to the Neat Houses over against Fox Hall to have seen
+Greatorex dive, which Jervas and his wife were gone to see, and there I
+found them (and did it the rather for a pretence for my having been so
+long at their house), but being disappointed of some necessaries to do it
+I staid not, but back to Jane, but she would not go out with me. So I to
+Mr. Creed's lodgings, and with him walked up and down in the New
+Exchange, talking mightily of the convenience and necessity of a man's
+wearing good clothes, and so after eating a messe of creame I took leave
+of him, he walking with me as far as Fleete Conduit, he offering me upon
+my request to put out some money for me into Backewell's hands at 6 per
+cent. interest, which he seldom gives, which I will consider of, being
+doubtful of trusting any of these great dealers because of their
+mortality, but then the convenience of having one's money, at an houre's
+call is very great. Thence to my uncle Wight's, and there supped with my
+wife, having given them a brave barrel of oysters of Povy's giving me.
+So home and to bed.
+
+
+
+13th. Up and, to the office, where sat busy all morning, dined at home
+and after dinner to Fishmonger's Hall, where we met the first time upon
+the Fishery Committee, and many good things discoursed of concerning
+making of farthings, which was proposed as a way of raising money for
+this business, and then that of lotterys,
+
+ [Among the State Papers is a "Statement of Articles in the Covenant
+ proposed by the Commissioners for the Royal Fishing to, Sir Ant.
+ Desmarces & Co. in reference to the regulation of lotteries; which
+ are very unreasonable, and of the objections thereto" ("Calendar of
+ State Papers," Domestic, 1663-64, p. 576.)]
+
+but with great confusion; but I hope we shall fall into greater order.
+So home again and to my office, where after doing business home and to a
+little musique, after supper, and so to bed.
+
+
+
+14th. Up, and wanting some things that should be laid ready for my
+dressing myself I was angry, and one thing after another made my wife
+give Besse warning to be gone, which the jade, whether out of fear or
+ill-nature or simplicity I know not, but she took it and asked leave to
+go forth to look a place, and did, which vexed me to the heart, she being
+as good a natured wench as ever we shall have, but only forgetful. At
+the office all the morning and at noon to the 'Change, and there went off
+with Sir W. Warren and took occasion to desire him to lend me L100, which
+he said he would let the have with all his heart presently, as he had
+promised me a little while ago to give me for my pains in his two great
+contracts for masts L100, and that this should be it. To which end I did
+move it to him, and by this means I hope to be, possessed of the L100
+presently within 2 or 3 days. So home to dinner, and then to the office,
+and down to Blackwall by water to view a place found out for laying of
+masts, and I think it will be most proper. So home and there find Mr.
+Pen come to visit my wife, and staid with them till sent for to Mr.
+Bland's, whither by appointment I was to go to supper, and against my
+will left them together, but, God knows, without any reason of fear in my
+conscience of any evil between them, but such is my natural folly. Being
+thither come they would needs have my wife, and so Mr. Bland and his wife
+(the first time she was ever at my house or my wife at hers) very civilly
+went forth and brought her and W. Pen, and there Mr. Povy and we supped
+nobly and very merry, it being to take leave of Mr. Bland, who is upon
+going soon to Tangier. So late home and to bed.
+
+
+
+15th. At the office all the morning, then to the 'Change, and so home to
+dinner, where Luellin dined with us, and after dinner many people came in
+and kept me all the afternoon, among other the Master and Wardens of
+Chyrurgeon's Hall, who staid arguing their cause with me; I did give them
+the best answer I could, and after their being two hours with me parted,
+and I to my office to do business, which is much on my hands, and so late
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+16th. Up betimes and to my office, where all the morning very busy
+putting papers to rights. And among other things Mr. Gauden coming to
+me, I had a good opportunity to speak to him about his present, which
+hitherto hath been a burden: to me, that I could not do it, because I was
+doubtfull that he meant it as a temptation to me to stand by him in the
+business of Tangier victualling; but he clears me it was not, and that he
+values me and my proceedings therein very highly, being but what became
+me, and that what he did was for my old kindnesses to him in dispatching
+of his business, which I was glad to hear, and with my heart in good rest
+and great joy parted, and to my business again. At noon to the 'Change,
+where by appointment I met Sir W. Warren, and afterwards to the Sun
+taverne, where he brought to me, being all alone; L100 in a bag, which I
+offered him to give him my receipt for, but he told me, no, it was my
+owne, which he had a little while since promised me and was glad that
+(as I had told him two days since) it would now do me courtesy; and so
+most kindly he did give it me, and I as joyfully, even out of myself,
+carried it home in a coach, he himself expressly taking care that nobody
+might see this business done, though I was willing enough to have carried
+a servant with me to have received it, but he advised me to do it myself.
+So home with it and to dinner; after dinner I forth with my boy to buy
+severall things, stools and andirons and candlesticks, &c., household
+stuff, and walked to the mathematical instrument maker in Moorefields and
+bought a large pair of compasses, and there met Mr. Pargiter, and he
+would needs have me drink a cup of horse-radish ale, which he and a
+friend of his troubled with the stone have been drinking of, which we did
+and then walked into the fields as far almost as Sir G. Whitmore's, all
+the way talking of Russia, which, he says, is a sad place; and, though
+Moscow is a very great city, yet it is from the distance between house
+and house, and few people compared with this, and poor, sorry houses, the
+Emperor himself living in a wooden house, his exercise only flying a hawk
+at pigeons and carrying pigeons ten or twelve miles off and then laying
+wagers which pigeon shall come soonest home to her house. All the winter
+within doors, some few playing at chesse, but most drinking their time
+away. Women live very slavishly there, and it seems in the Emperor's
+court no room hath above two or three windows, and those the greatest not
+a yard wide or high, for warmth in winter time; and that the general cure
+for all diseases there is their sweating houses, or people that are poor
+they get into their ovens, being heated, and there lie. Little learning
+among things of any sort. Not a man that speaks Latin, unless the
+Secretary of State by chance. Mr. Pargiter and I walked to the 'Change
+together and there parted, and so I to buy more things and then home, and
+after a little at my office, home to supper and to bed. This day old
+Hardwicke came and redeemed a watch he had left with me in pawne for 40s.
+seven years ago, and I let him gave it. Great talk that the Dutch will
+certainly be out this week, and will sail directly to Guinny, being
+convoyed out of the Channel with 42 sail of ships.
+
+
+
+17th. Up and to the office, where Mr. Coventry very angry to see things
+go so coldly as they do, and I must needs say it makes me fearful every
+day of having some change of the office, and the truth is, I am of late a
+little guilty of being remiss myself of what I used to be, but I hope I
+shall come to my old pass again, my family being now settled again.
+Dined at home, and to the office, where late busy in setting all my
+businesses in order, and I did a very great and a very contenting
+afternoon's work. This day my aunt Wight sent my wife a new scarfe, with
+a compliment for the many favours she had received of her, which is the
+several things we have sent her. I am glad enough of it, for I see my
+uncle is so given up to the Wights that I hope for little more of them.
+So home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+18th (Lord's day). Up and to church all of us. At noon comes Anthony
+and W. Joyce (their wives being in the country with my father) and dined
+with me very merry as I can be in such company. After dinner walked to
+Westminster (tiring them by the way, and so left them, Anthony in
+Cheapside and the other in the Strand), and there spent all the afternoon
+in the Cloysters as I had agreed with Jane Welsh, but she came not, which
+vexed me, staying till 5 o'clock, and then walked homeward, and by coach
+to the old Exchange, and thence to my aunt Wight's, and invited her and
+my uncle to supper, and so home, and by and by they came, and we eat a
+brave barrel of oysters Mr. Povy sent me this morning, and very merry at
+supper, and so to prayers and to bed. Last night it seems my aunt Wight
+did send my wife a new scarfe, laced, as a token for her many givings to
+her. It is true now and then we give them some toys, as oranges, &c.,
+but my aime is to get myself something more from my uncle's favour than
+this.
+
+
+
+19th. Up, my wife and I having a little anger about her woman already,
+she thinking that I take too much care of her at table to mind her (my
+wife) of cutting for her, but it soon over, and so up and with Sir W.
+Batten and Sir W. Pen to St. James's, and there did our business with the
+Duke, and thence homeward straight, calling at the Coffee-house, and
+there had very good discourse with Sir ---- Blunt and Dr. Whistler about
+Egypt and other things. So home to dinner, my wife having put on to-day
+her winter new suit of moyre, which is handsome, and so after dinner I
+did give her L15 to lay out in linen and necessaries for the house and to
+buy a suit for Pall, and I myself to White Hall to a Tangier Committee,
+where Colonell Reames hath brought us so full and methodical an account
+of all matters there, that I never have nor hope to see the like of any
+publique business while I live again. The Committee up, I to Westminster
+to Jervas's, and spoke with Jane; who I find cold and not so desirous of
+a meeting as before, and it is no matter, I shall be the freer from the
+inconvenience that might follow thereof, besides offending God Almighty
+and neglecting my business. So by coach home and to my office, where
+late, and so to supper and to bed. I met with Dr. Pierce to-day, who,
+speaking of Dr. Frazier's being so earnest to have such a one (one
+Collins) go chyrurgeon to the Prince's person will have him go in his
+terms and with so much money put into his hands, he tells me (when I was
+wondering that Frazier should order things with the Prince in that
+confident manner) that Frazier is so great with my Lady Castlemayne, and
+Stewart, and all the ladies at Court, in helping to slip their calfes
+when there is occasion, and with the great men in curing of their claps
+that he can do what he please with the King, in spite of any man, and
+upon the same score with the Prince; they all having more or less
+occasion to make use of him. Sir G. Carteret tells me this afternoon
+that the Dutch are not yet ready to set out; and by that means do lose a
+good wind which would carry them out and keep us in, and moreover he says
+that they begin to boggle in the business, and he thinks may offer terms
+of peace for all this, and seems to argue that it will be well for the
+King too, and I pray God send it. Colonell Reames did, among other
+things, this day tell me how it is clear that, if my Lord Tiviott had
+lived, he would have quite undone Tangier, or designed himself to be
+master of it. He did put the King upon most great, chargeable, and
+unnecessary works there, and took the course industriously to deter, all
+other merchants but himself to deal there, and to make both King and all
+others pay what he pleased for all that was brought thither.
+
+
+
+20th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, at noon to the
+'Change, and there met by appointment with Captain Poyntz, who hath some
+place, or title to a place, belonging to gameing, and so I discoursed
+with him about the business of our improving of the Lotterys, to the
+King's benefit, and that of the Fishery, and had some light from him in
+the business, and shall, he says, have more in writing from him. So home
+to dinner and then abroad to the Fishing Committee at Fishmongers' Hall,
+and there sat and did some business considerable, and so up and home, and
+there late at my office doing much business, and I find with great
+delight that I am come to my good temper of business again. God continue
+me in it. So home to supper, it being washing day, and to bed.
+
+
+
+21st. Up, and by coach to Mr. Povy's, and there got him to signe the
+payment of Captain Tayler's bills for the remainder of freight for the
+Eagle, wherein I shall be gainer about L30, thence with him to
+Westminster by coach to Houseman's [Huysman] the great picture drawer,
+and saw again very fine pictures, and have his promise, for Mr. Povy's
+sake, to take pains in what picture I shall set him about, and I think to
+have my wife's. But it is a strange thing to observe and fit for me to
+remember that I am at no time so unwilling to part with money as when I
+am concerned in the getting of it most, as I thank God of late I have got
+more in this month, viz. near 0250, than ever I did in half a year before
+in my life, I think. Thence to White Hall with him, and so walked to the
+old Exchange and back to Povy's to dinner, where great and good company;
+among others Sir John Skeffington, whom I knew at Magdalen College,
+a fellow-commoner, my fellow-pupil, but one with whom I had no great
+acquaintance, he being then, God knows, much above me. Here I was afresh
+delighted with Mr. Povy's house and pictures of perspective, being
+strange things to think how they do delude one's eye, that methinks it
+would make a man doubtful of swearing that ever he saw any thing. Thence
+with him to St. James's, and so to White Hall to a Tangier Committee, and
+hope I have light of another opportunity of getting a little money if Sir
+W. Warren will use me kindly for deales to Tangier, and with the hopes
+went joyfully home, and there received Captain Tayler's money, received
+by Will to-day, out of which (as I said above) I shall get above L30.
+So with great comfort to bed, after supper. By discourse this day I have
+great hopes from Mr. Coventry that the Dutch and we shall not fall out.
+
+
+
+22nd. Up and at the office all the morning. To the 'Change at noon, and
+among other things discoursed with Sir William Warren what I might do to
+get a little money by carrying of deales to Tangier, and told him the
+opportunity I have there of doing it, and he did give me some advice,
+though not so good as he would have done at any other time of the year,
+but such as I hope to make good use of, and get a little money by. So to
+Sir G. Carteret's to dinner, and he and I and Captain Cocke all alone,
+and good discourse, and thence to a Committee of Tangier at White Hall,
+and so home, where I found my wife not well, and she tells me she thinks
+she is with child, but I neither believe nor desire it. But God's will
+be done! So to my office late, and home to supper and to bed; having got
+a strange cold in my head, by flinging off my hat at dinner, and sitting
+with the wind in my neck.
+
+ [In Lord Clarendon's Essay, "On the decay of respect paid to Age,"
+ he says that in his younger days he never kept his hat on before
+ those older than himself, except at dinner.--B.]
+
+
+
+23rd. My cold and pain in my head increasing, and the palate of my mouth
+falling, I was in great pain all night. My wife also was not well, so
+that a mayd was fain to sit up by her all night. Lay long in the
+morning, at last up, and amongst others comes Mr. Fuller, that was the
+wit of Cambridge, and Praevaricator
+
+ [At the Commencement (Comitia Majora) in July, the Praevaricator, or
+ Varier, held a similar position to the Tripos at the Comitia Minora.
+ He was so named from varying the question which he proposed, either
+ by a play upon the words or by the transposition of the terms in
+ which it was expressed. Under the pretence of maintaining some
+ philosophical question, he poured out a medley of absurd jokes and
+ 'personal ridicule, which gradually led to the abolition of the
+ office. In Thoresby's "Diary" we read, "Tuesday, July 6th. The
+ Praevaricator's speech was smart and ingenious, attended with
+ vollies of hurras" (see Wordsworth's "University Life in the
+ Eighteenth Century ").--M. B.]
+
+in my time, and staid all the morning with me discoursing, and his
+business to get a man discharged, which I did do for him. Dined with
+little heart at noon, in the afternoon against my will to the office,
+where Sir G. Carteret and we met about an order of the Council for the
+hiring him a house, giving him L1000 fine, and L70 per annum for it.
+Here Sir J. Minnes took occasion, in the most childish and most
+unbeseeming manner, to reproach us all, but most himself, that he was not
+valued as Comptroller among us, nor did anything but only set his hand to
+paper, which is but too true; and every body had a palace, and he no
+house to lie in, and wished he had but as much to build him a house with,
+as we have laid out in carved worke. It was to no end to oppose, but all
+bore it, and after laughed at him for it. So home, and late reading "The
+Siege of Rhodes" to my wife, and then to bed, my head being in great pain
+and my palate still down.
+
+
+
+24th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy, then home to
+dinner, and so after dinner comes one Phillips, who is concerned in the
+Lottery, and from him I collected much concerning that business. I
+carried him in my way to White Hall and set him down at Somersett House.
+Among other things he told me that Monsieur Du Puy, that is so great a
+man at the Duke of Yorke's, and this man's great opponent, is a knave and
+by quality but a tailor. To the Tangier Committee, and there I opposed
+Colonell Legg's estimate of supplies of provisions to be sent to Tangier
+till all were ashamed of it, and he fain after all his good husbandry and
+seeming ignorance and joy to have the King's money saved, yet afterwards
+he discovered all his design to be to keep the furnishing of these things
+to the officers of the Ordnance, but Mr. Coventry seconded me, and
+between us we shall save the King some money in the year. In one
+business of deales in L520, I offer to save L172, and yet purpose getting
+money, to myself by it. So home and to my office, and business being
+done home to supper and so to bed, my head and throat being still out of
+order mightily. This night Prior of Brampton came and paid me L40, and I
+find this poor painful man is the only thriving and purchasing man in the
+town almost. We were told to-day of a Dutch ship of 3 or 400 tons, where
+all the men were dead of the plague, and the ship cast ashore at
+Gottenburgh.
+
+
+
+25th (Lord's day). Up, and my throat being yet very sore, and, my head
+out of order, we went not to church, but I spent all the morning reading
+of "The Madd Lovers," a very good play, and at noon comes Harman and his
+wife, whom I sent for to meet the Joyces, but they came not. It seems
+Will has got a fall off his horse and broke his face. However, we were
+as merry as I could in their company, and we had a good chine of beef,
+but I had no taste nor stomach through my cold, and therefore little
+pleased with my dinner. It raining, they sat talking with us all the
+afternoon. So anon they went away; and then I to read another play,
+"The Custome of the Country," which is a very poor one, methinks. Then
+to supper, prayers, and bed.
+
+
+
+26th. Up pretty well again, but my mouth very scabby, my cold being
+going away, so that I was forced to wear a great black patch, but that
+would not do much good, but it happens we did not go to the Duke to-day,
+and so I staid at home busy all the morning. At noon, after dinner, to
+the 'Change, and thence home to my office again, where busy, well
+employed till 10 at night, and so home to supper and to bed, my mind a
+little troubled that I have not of late kept up myself so briske in
+business; but mind my ease a little too much and my family upon the
+coming of Mercer and Tom. So that I have not kept company, nor appeared
+very active with Mr. Coventry, but now I resolve to settle to it again,
+not that I have idled all my time, but as to my ease something. So I
+have looked a little too much after Tangier and the Fishery, and that in
+the sight of Mr. Coventry, but I have good reason to love myself for
+serving Tangier, for it is one of the best flowers in my garden.
+
+
+
+27th. Lay long, sleeping, it raining and blowing very hard. Then up and
+to the office, my mouth still being scabby and a patch on it. At the
+office all the morning. At noon dined at home, and so after dinner
+(Lewellin dining with me and in my way talking about Deering) to the
+Fishing Committee, and had there very many fine things argued, and I hope
+some good will cone of it. So home, where my wife having (after all her
+merry discourse of being with child) her months upon her is gone to bed.
+I to my office very late doing business, then home to supper and to bed.
+To-night Mr. T. Trice and Piggot came to see me, and desire my going down
+to Brampton Court, where for Piggot's sake, for whom it is necessary, I
+should go, I would be glad to go, and will, contrary to my purpose,
+endeavour it, but having now almost L1000, if not above, in my house, I
+know not what to do with it, and that will trouble my mind to leave in
+the house, and I not at home.
+
+
+
+28th. Up and by water with Mr. Tucker down to Woolwich, first to do
+several businesses of the King's, then on board Captain Fisher's ship,
+which we hire to carry goods to Tangier. All the way going and coming I
+reading and discoursing over some papers of his which he, poor man,
+having some experience, but greater conceit of it than is fit, did at the
+King's first coming over make proposals of, ordering in a new manner the
+whole revenue of the kingdom, but, God knows, a most weak thing; however,
+one paper I keep wherein he do state the main branches of the publick
+revenue fit to consider and remember. So home, very cold, and fearfull
+of having got some pain, but, thanks be to God! I was well after it. So
+to dinner, and after dinner by coach to White Hall, thinking to have met
+at a Committee of Tangier, but nobody being there but my Lord Rutherford,
+he would needs carry me and another Scotch Lord to a play, and so we saw,
+coming late, part of "The Generall," my Lord Orrery's (Broghill) second
+play; but, Lord! to see how no more either in words, sense, or design,
+it is to his "Harry the 5th" is not imaginable, and so poorly acted,
+though in finer clothes, is strange. And here I must confess breach of a
+vowe in appearance, but I not desiring it, but against my will, and my
+oathe being to go neither at my own charge nor at another's, as I had
+done by becoming liable to give them another, as I am to Sir W. Pen and
+Mr. Creed; but here I neither know which of them paid for me, nor, if I
+did, am I obliged ever to return the like, or did it by desire or with
+any willingness. So that with a safe conscience I do think my oathe is
+not broke and judge God Almighty will not think it other wise. Thence to
+W. Joyce's, and there found my aunt and cozen Mary come home from my
+father's with great pleasure and content, and thence to Kate's and found
+her also mighty pleased with her journey and their good usage of them,
+and so home, troubled in my conscience at my being at a play. But at
+home I found Mercer playing on her Vyall, which is a pretty instrument,
+and so I to the Vyall and singing till late, and so to bed. My mind at a
+great losse how to go down to Brampton this weeke, to satisfy Piggott;
+but what with the fears of my house, my money, my wife, and my office, I
+know not how in the world to think of it, Tom Hater being out of towne,
+and I having near L1000 in my house.
+
+
+
+29th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, dined at home and
+Creed with me; after dinner I to Sir G. Carteret, and with him to his new
+house he is taking in Broad Streete, and there surveyed all the rooms and
+bounds, in order to the drawing up a lease thereof; and that done, Mr.
+Cutler, his landlord, took me up and down, and showed me all his ground
+and house, which is extraordinary great, he having bought all the
+Augustine Fryers, and many, many a L1000 he hath and will bury there.
+So home to my business, clearing my papers and preparing my accounts
+against tomorrow for a monthly and a great auditt. So to supper and to
+bed. Fresh newes come of our beating the Dutch at Guinny quite out of
+all their castles almost, which will make them quite mad here at home
+sure. And Sir G. Carteret did tell me, that the King do joy mightily at
+it; but asked him laughing, "But," says he, "how shall I do to answer
+this to the Embassador when he comes?" Nay they say that we have beat
+them out of the New Netherlands too;
+
+ [Captain (afterwards Sir Robert) Holmes' expedition to attack the
+ Dutch settlements in Africa eventuated in an important exploit.
+ Holmes suddenly left the coast of Africa, sailed across the
+ Atlantic, and reduced the Dutch settlement of New Netherlands to
+ English rule, under the title of New York. "The short and true
+ state of the matter is this: the country mentioned was part of the
+ province of Virginia, and, as there is no settling an extensive
+ country at once, a few Swedes crept in there, who surrendered the
+ plantations they could not defend to the Dutch, who, having bought
+ the charts and papers of one Hudson, a seaman, who, by the
+ commission from the crown of England, discovered a river, to which
+ he gave his name, conceited they had purchased a province.
+ Sometimes, when we had strength in those parts, they were English
+ subjects; at others, when that strength declined, they were subjects
+ of the United Provinces. However, upon King Charles's claim the
+ States disowned the title, but resumed it during our confusions. On
+ March 12th, 1663-64, Charles II. granted it to the Duke of York . .
+ . . The King sent Holmes, when he returned, to the Tower, and did
+ not discharge him; till he made it evidently appear that he had not
+ infringed the law of nations ". (Campbell's "Naval History," vol.
+ ii, p., 89). How little did the King or Holmes himself foresee
+ the effects of the capture,--B.]
+
+so that we have been doing them mischief for a great while in several
+parts of the world; without publique knowledge or reason. Their fleete
+for Guinny is now, they say, ready, and abroad, and will be going this
+week. Coming home to-night, I did go to examine my wife's house
+accounts, and finding things that seemed somewhat doubtful, I was angry
+though she did make it pretty plain, but confessed that when she do misse
+a sum, she do add something to other things to make it, and, upon my
+being very angry, she do protest she will here lay up something for
+herself to buy her a necklace with, which madded me and do still trouble
+me, for I fear she will forget by degrees the way of living cheap and
+under a sense of want.
+
+
+
+30th. Up, and all day, both morning and afternoon, at my accounts, it
+being a great month, both for profit and layings out, the last being L89
+for kitchen and clothes for myself and wife, and a few extraordinaries
+for the house; and my profits, besides salary, L239; so that I have this
+weeke, notwithstanding great layings out, and preparations for laying
+out, which I make as paid this month, my balance to come to L1203, for
+which the Lord's name be praised! Dined at home at noon, staying long
+looking for Kate Joyce and my aunt James and Mary, but they came not. So
+my wife abroad to see them, and took Mary Joyce to a play. Then in the
+evening came and sat working by me at the office, and late home to supper
+and to bed, with my heart in good rest for this day's work, though
+troubled to think that my last month's negligence besides the making me
+neglect business and spend money, and lessen myself both as to business
+and the world and myself, I am fain to preserve my vowe by paying 20s.
+dry--[ Dry = hard, as "hard cash." ]--money into the poor's box, because
+I had not fulfilled all my memorandums and paid all my petty debts and
+received all my petty credits, of the last month, but I trust in God I
+shall do so no more.
+
+
+
+
+ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:
+
+All the men were dead of the plague, and the ship cast ashore
+And with the great men in curing of their claps
+Expressly taking care that nobody might see this business done
+Having some experience, but greater conceit of it than is fit
+Helping to slip their calfes when there is occasion
+Her months upon her is gone to bed
+I had agreed with Jane Welsh, but she came not, which vexed me
+Lay long caressing my wife and talking
+Let her brew as she has baked
+New Netherlands to English rule, under the title of New York
+Reduced the Dutch settlement of New Netherlands to English rule
+Staid two hours with her kissing her, but nothing more
+Strange slavery that I stand in to beauty
+Thinks she is with child, but I neither believe nor desire it
+Up, my mind very light from my last night's accounts
+We do nothing in this office like people able to carry on a warr
+Would either conform, or be more wise, and not be catched!
+
+
+
+End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of The Diary of Samuel Pepys, v34
+by Samuel Pepys, Unabridged, transcribed by Bright, edited by Wheatley
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ OCTOBER & NOVEMBER
+ 1664
+
+October 1st. Up and at the office both forenoon and afternoon very busy,
+and with great pleasure in being so. This morning Mrs. Lane (now Martin)
+like a foolish woman, came to the Horseshoe hard by, and sent for me
+while I was: at the office; to come to speak with her by a note sealed
+up, I know to get me to do something for her husband, but I sent her an
+answer that I would see her at Westminster, and so I did not go, and she
+went away, poor soul. At night home to supper, weary, and my eyes sore
+with writing and reading, and to bed. We go now on with great vigour in
+preparing against the Dutch, who, they say, will now fall upon us without
+doubt upon this high newes come of our beating them so, wholly in Guinny.
+
+
+
+2nd (Lord's day). My wife not being well to go to church I walked with
+my boy through the City, putting in at several churches, among others at
+Bishopsgate, and there saw the picture usually put before the King's
+book, put up in the church, but very ill painted, though it were a pretty
+piece to set up in a church. I intended to have seen the Quakers, who,
+they say, do meet every Lord's day at the Mouth--[Tavern. D.W.]-- at
+Bishopsgate; but I could see none stirring, nor was it fit to aske for
+the place, so I walked over Moorefields, and thence to Clerkenwell
+church, and there, as I wished, sat next pew to the fair Butler, who
+indeed is a most perfect beauty still; and one I do very much admire
+myself for my choice of her for a beauty, she having the best lower part
+of her face that ever I saw all days of my life. After church I walked
+to my Lady Sandwich's, through my Lord Southampton's new buildings in the
+fields behind Gray's Inn; and, indeed, they are a very great and a noble
+work. So I dined with my Lady, and the same innocent discourse that we
+used to have, only after dinner, being alone, she asked me my opinion
+about Creed, whether he would have a wife or no, and what he was worth,
+and proposed Mrs. Wright for him, which, she says, she heard he was once
+inquiring after. She desired I would take a good time and manner of
+proposing it, and I said I would, though I believed he would love nothing
+but money, and much was not to be expected there, she said. So away back
+to Clerkenwell Church, thinking to have got sight of la belle Boteler
+again, but failed, and so after church walked all over the fields home,
+and there my wife was angry with me for not coming home, and for gadding
+abroad to look after beauties, she told me plainly, so I made all peace,
+and to supper. This evening came Mrs. Lane (now Martin) with her husband
+to desire my helpe about a place for him. It seems poor Mr. Daniel is
+dead of the Victualling Office, a place too good for this puppy to follow
+him in. But I did give him the best words I could, and so after drinking
+a glasse of wine sent them going, but with great kindnesse. Go to
+supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+
+
+3rd. Up with Sir J. Minnes, by coach, to St. James's; and there all the
+newes now of very hot preparations for the Dutch: and being with the
+Duke, he told us he was resolved to make a tripp himself, and that Sir W.
+Pen should go in the same ship with him. Which honour, God forgive me!
+I could grudge him, for his knavery and dissimulation, though I do not
+envy much the having the same place myself. Talke also of great haste in
+the getting out another fleete, and building some ships; and now it is
+likely we have put one another by each other's dalliance past a retreate.
+Thence with our heads full of business we broke up, and I to my barber's,
+and there only saw Jane and stroked her under the chin, and away to the
+Exchange, and there long about several businesses, hoping to get money by
+them, and thence home to dinner and there found Hawly. But meeting
+Bagwell's wife at the office before I went home I took her into the
+office and there kissed her only. She rebuked me for doing it, saying
+that did I do so much to many bodies else it would be a stain to me. But
+I do not see but she takes it well enough, though in the main I believe
+she is very honest. So after some kind discourse we parted, and I home to
+dinner, and after dinner down to Deptford, where I found Mr. Coventry,
+and there we made, an experiment of Holland's and our cordage, and ours
+outdid it a great deale, as my book of observations tells particularly.
+Here we were late, and so home together by water, and I to my office,
+where late, putting things in order. Mr. Bland came this night to me to
+take his leave of me, he going to Tangier, wherein I wish him good
+successe. So home to supper and to bed, my mind troubled at the
+businesses I have to do, that I cannot mind them as I ought to do and get
+money, and more that I have neglected my frequenting and seeming more
+busy publicly than I have done of late in this hurry of business, but
+there is time left to recover it, and I trust in God I shall.
+
+
+
+4th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and this
+morning Sir W. Pen went to Chatham to look: after the ships now going out
+thence, and particularly that wherein the Duke and himself go. He took
+Sir G. Ascue with: him, whom, I believe, he hath brought into play. At
+noon to the 'Change and thence home, where I found my aunt James and the
+two she joyces. They dined and were merry with us. Thence after dinner
+to a play, to see "The Generall;" which is so dull and so ill-acted, that
+I think it is the worst. I ever saw or heard in all my days. I happened
+to sit near; to Sir Charles Sidly; who I find a very witty man, and he
+did at every line take notice of the dullness of the poet and badness of
+the action, that most pertinently; which I was mightily taken with; and
+among others where by Altemire's command Clarimont, the Generall, is
+commanded to rescue his Rivall, whom she loved, Lucidor, he, after a
+great deal of demurre, broke out; "Well, I'le save my Rivall and make her
+confess, that I deserve, while he do but possesse." "Why, what, pox,"
+says Sir Charles Sydly, "would he have him have more, or what is there
+more to be had of a woman than the possessing her?" Thence-setting all
+them at home, I home with my wife and Mercer, vexed at my losing my time
+and above 20s. in money, and neglecting my business to see so bad a play.
+To-morrow they told us should be acted, or the day after, a new play,
+called "The Parson's Dreame," acted all by women. So to my office, and
+there did business; and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+5th. Up betimes and to my office, and thence by coach to New Bridewell
+to meet with Mr. Poyntz to discourse with him (being Master of the
+Workhouse there) about making of Bewpers for us. But he was not within;
+however his clerke did lead me up and down through all the house, and
+there I did with great pleasure see the many pretty works, and the little
+children employed, every one to do something, which was a very fine
+sight, and worthy encouragement. I cast away a crowne among them, and so
+to the 'Change and among the Linnen Wholesale Drapers to enquire about
+Callicos, to see what can be done with them for the supplying our want of
+Bewpers for flaggs, and I think I shall do something therein to good
+purpose for the King. So to the Coffeehouse, and there fell in discourse
+with the Secretary of the Virtuosi of Gresham College, and had very fine
+discourse with him. He tells me of a new invented instrument to be tried
+before the College anon, and I intend to see it. So to Trinity House,
+and there I dined among the old dull fellows, and so home and to my
+office a while, and then comes Mr. Cocker to see me, and I discoursed
+with him about his writing and ability of sight, and how I shall do to
+get some glasse or other to helpe my eyes by candlelight; and he tells me
+he will bring me the helps he hath within a day or two, and shew me what
+he do. Thence to the Musique-meeting at the Postoffice, where I was
+once before. And thither anon come all the Gresham College, and a great
+deal of noble company: and the new instrument was brought called the
+Arched Viall,
+
+ ["There seems to be a curious fate reigning over the instruments
+ which have the word 'arch' prefixed to their name. They have no
+ vitality, and somehow or other come to grief. Even the famous
+ archlute, which was still a living thing in the time of Handel, has
+ now disappeared from the concert room and joined Mr. Pepys's 'Arched
+ Viall' in the limbo of things forgotten . . . . Mr. Pepys's
+ verdict that it would never do . . . has been fully confirmed by
+ the event, as his predictions usually were, being indeed always
+ founded on calm judgment and close observation."--B. (Hueffer's
+ Italian and other Studies, 1883, p. 263).]
+
+where being tuned with lute-strings, and played on with kees like an
+organ, a piece of parchment is always kept moving; and the strings, which
+by the kees are pressed down upon it, are grated in imitation of a bow,
+by the parchment; and so it is intended to resemble several vyalls played
+on with one bow, but so basely and harshly, that it will never do. But
+after three hours' stay it could not be fixed in tune; and so they were
+fain to go to some other musique of instruments, which I am grown quite
+out of love with, and so I, after some good discourse with Mr. Spong,
+Hill, Grant, and Dr. Whistler, and others by turns, I home to my office
+and there late, and so home, where I understand my wife has spoke to Jane
+and ended matters of difference between her and her, and she stays with
+us, which I am glad of; for her fault is nothing but sleepiness and
+forgetfulness, otherwise a good-natured, quiet, well-meaning, honest
+servant, and one that will do as she is bid, so one called upon her and
+will see her do it. This morning, by three o'clock, the Prince
+--[Rupert]-- and King, and Duke with him, went down the River, and the
+Prince under sail the next tide after, and so is gone from the Hope. God
+give him better successe than he used to have! This day Mr. Bland went
+away hence towards his voyage to Tangier. This day also I had a letter
+from an unknown hand that tells me that Jacke Angier, he believes, is
+dead at Lisbon, for he left him there ill.
+
+
+
+6th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning, among other
+things about this of the flags and my bringing in of callicos to oppose
+Young and Whistler. At noon by promise Mr. Pierce and his wife and Madam
+Clerke and her niece came and dined with me to a rare chine of beefe and
+spent the afternoon very pleasantly all the afternoon, and then to my
+office in the evening, they being gone, and late at business, and then
+home to supper and to bed, my mind coming to itself in following of my
+business.
+
+
+
+7th. Lay pretty while with some discontent abed, even to the having bad
+words with my wife, and blows too, about the ill-serving up of our
+victuals yesterday; but all ended in love, and so I rose and to my office
+busy all the morning. At noon dined at home, and then to my office
+again, and then abroad to look after callicos for flags, and hope to get
+a small matter by my pains therein and yet save the King a great deal of
+money, and so home to my office, and there came Mr. Cocker, and brought
+me a globe of glasse, and a frame of oyled paper, as I desired, to show
+me the manner of his gaining light to grave by, and to lessen the
+glaringnesse of it at pleasure by an oyled paper. This I bought of him,
+giving him a crowne for it; and so, well satisfied, he went away, and I
+to my business again, and so home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+
+
+8th. All the morning at the office, and after dinner abroad, and among
+other things contracted with one Mr. Bridges, at the White Bear on
+Cornhill, for 100 pieces of Callico to make flaggs; and as I know I shall
+save the King money, so I hope to get a little for my pains and venture
+of my own money myself. Late in the evening doing business, and then
+comes Captain Tayler, and he and I till 12 o'clock at night arguing about
+the freight of his ship Eagle, hired formerly by me to Tangier, and at
+last we made an end, and I hope to get a little money, some small matter
+by it. So home to bed, being weary and cold, but contented that I have
+made an end of that business.
+
+
+
+9th (Lord's day). Lay pretty long, but however up time enough with my
+wife to go to church. Then home to dinner, and Mr. Fuller, my Cambridge
+acquaintance, coming to me about what he was with me lately, to release a
+waterman, he told me he was to preach at Barking Church; and so I to
+heare him, and he preached well and neatly. Thence, it being time
+enough, to our owne church, and there staid wholly privately at the great
+doore to gaze upon a pretty lady, and from church dogged her home,
+whither she went to a house near Tower hill, and I think her to be one of
+the prettiest women I ever saw. So home, and at my office a while busy,
+then to my uncle Wight's, whither it seems my wife went after sermon and
+there supped, but my aunt and uncle in a very ill humour one with
+another, but I made shift with much ado to keep them from scolding, and
+so after supper home and to bed without prayers, it being cold, and
+to-morrow washing day.
+
+
+
+10th. Up and, it being rainy, in Sir W. Pen's coach to St. James's, and
+there did our usual business with the Duke, and more and more
+preparations every day appear against the Dutch, and (which I must
+confess do a little move my envy) Sir W. Pen do grow every day more and
+more regarded by the Duke,
+
+ ["The duke had decided that the English fleet should consist of
+ three squadrons to be commanded by himself, Prince Rupert, and Lord
+ Sandwich, from which arrangement the two last, who were land
+ admirals; had concluded that Penn would have no concern in this
+ fleet. Neither the duke, Rupert, nor Sandwich had ever been engaged
+ in an encounter of fleets . . . . Penn alone of the four was
+ familiar with all these things. By the duke's unexpected
+ announcement that he should take Penn with him into his own ship,
+ Rupert and Sandwich at once discovered that they would be really and
+ practically under Penn's command in everything."]
+
+because of his service heretofore in the Dutch warr which I am confident
+is by some strong obligations he hath laid upon Mr. Coventry; for Mr.
+Coventry must needs know that he is a man of very mean parts, but only a
+bred seaman: Going home in coach with Sir W. Batten he told me how Sir J.
+Minnes by the means of Sir R. Ford was the last night brought to his
+house and did discover the reason of his so long discontent with him, and
+now they are friends again, which I am sorry for, but he told it me so
+plainly that I see there is no thorough understanding between them, nor
+love, and so I hope there will be no great combination in any thing, nor
+do I see Sir J. Minnes very fond as he used to be. But: Sir W. Batten do
+raffle still against Mr. Turner and his wife, telling me he is a false
+fellow, and his wife a false woman, and has rotten teeth and false, set
+in with wire, and as I know they are so, so I am glad he finds it so. To
+the Coffee-house, and thence to the 'Change, and therewith Sir W. Warren
+to the Coffee-house behind the 'Change, and sat alone with him till 4
+o'clock talking of his businesses first and then of business in general,
+and discourse how I might get money and how to carry myself to advantage
+to contract no envy and yet make the world see my pains; which was with
+great content to me, and a good friend and helpe I am like to find him,
+for which God be thanked! So home to dinner at 4 o'clock, and then to
+the office, and there late, and so home to supper and to bed, having sat
+up till past twelve at night to look over the account of the collections
+for the Fishery, and the loose and base manner that monies so collected
+are disposed of in, would make a man never part with a penny in that
+manner, and, above all, the inconvenience of having a great man, though
+never so seeming pious as my Lord Pembroke is. He is too great to be
+called to an account, and is abused by his servants, and yet obliged to
+defend them for his owne sake. This day, by the blessing of God, my wife
+and I have been married nine years: but my head being full of business, I
+did not think of it to keep it in any extraordinary manner. But bless
+God for our long lives and loves and health together, which the same God
+long continue, I wish, from my very heart!
+
+
+
+11th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. My wife this
+morning went, being invited, to my Lady Sandwich, and I alone at home at
+dinner, till by and by Luellin comes and dines with me. He tells me what
+a bawdy loose play this "Parson's Wedding" is, that is acted by nothing
+but women at the King's house, and I am glad of it. Thence to the
+Fishery in Thames Street, and there several good discourses about the
+letting of the Lotterys, and, among others, one Sir Thomas Clifford, whom
+yet I knew not, do speak very well and neatly. Thence I to my cozen Will
+Joyce to get him to go to Brampton with me this week, but I think he will
+not, and I am not a whit sorry for it, for his company both chargeable
+and troublesome. So home and to my office, and then to supper and then
+to my office again till late, and so home, with my head and heart full of
+business, and so to bed. My wife tells me the sad news of my Lady
+Castlemayne's being now become so decayed, that one would not know her;
+at least far from a beauty, which I am sorry for. This day with great
+joy Captain Titus told us the particulars of the French's expedition
+against Gigery upon the Barbary Coast, in the Straights, with 6,000
+chosen men. They have taken the Fort of Gigery, wherein were five men
+and three guns, which makes the whole story of the King of France's
+policy and power to be laughed at.
+
+
+
+12th. This morning all the morning at my office ordering things against
+my journey to-morrow. At noon to the Coffeehouse, where very good
+discourse. For newes, all say De Ruyter is gone to Guinny before us.
+Sir J. Lawson is come to Portsmouth; and our fleete is hastening all
+speed: I mean this new fleete. Prince Rupert with his is got into the
+Downes. At home dined with me W. Joyce and a friend of his. W. Joyce
+will go with me to Brampton. After dinner I out to Mr. Bridges, the
+linnen draper, and evened with (him) for 100 pieces of callico, and did
+give him L208 18s., which I now trust the King for, but hope both to save
+the King money and to get a little by it to boot. Thence by water up and
+down all the timber yards to look out some Dram timber, but can find none
+for our turne at the price I would have; and so I home, and there at my
+office late doing business against my journey to clear my hands of every
+thing for two days. So home and to supper and bed.
+
+
+
+13th. After being at the office all the morning, I home and dined, and
+taking leave of my wife with my mind not a little troubled how she would
+look after herself or house in my absence, especially, too, leaving a
+considerable sum of money in the office, I by coach to the Red Lyon in
+Aldersgate Street, and there, by agreement, met W. Joyce and Tom Trice,
+and mounted, I upon a very fine mare that Sir W. Warren helps me to, and
+so very merrily rode till it was very darke, I leading the way through
+the darke to Welling, and there, not being very weary, to supper and to
+bed. But very bad accommodation at the Swan. In this day's journey I
+met with Mr. White, Cromwell's chaplin that was, and had a great deale of
+discourse with him. Among others, he tells me that Richard is, and hath
+long been, in France, and is now going into Italy. He owns publiquely
+that he do correspond, and return him all his money. That Richard hath
+been in some straits at the beginning; but relieved by his friends. That
+he goes by another name, but do not disguise himself, nor deny himself to
+any man that challenges him. He tells me, for certain, that offers had
+been made to the old man, of marriage between the King and his daughter,
+to have obliged him, but he would not.
+
+ [The Protector wished the Duke of Buckingham to marry his daughter
+ Frances. She married, 1. Robert Rich, grandson and heir to Robert,
+ Earl of Warwick, on November 11th, 1657, who died in the following
+ February; 2. Sir John Russell, Bart. She died January 27th,
+ 1721-22, aged eighty-four. In T. Morrice's life of Roger, Earl of
+ Orrery, prefixed to Orrery's "State Letters" (Dublin, 1743, vol.
+ i., p. 40), there is a circumstantial account of an interview
+ between Orrery (then Lord Broghill) and Cromwell, in which the
+ former suggested to the latter that Charles II. should marry Frances
+ Cromwell. Cromwell gave great attention to the reasons urged, "but
+ walking two or three turns, and pondering with himself, he told Lord
+ Broghill the king would never forgive him the death of his father.
+ His lordship desired him to employ somebody to sound the king in
+ this matter, to see how he would take it, and offered himself to
+ mediate in it for him. But Cromwell would not consent, but again
+ repeated, 'The king cannot and will not forgive the death of his
+ father;' and so he left his lordship, who durst not tell him he had
+ already dealt with his majesty in that affair. Upon this my lord
+ withdrew, and meeting Cromwell's wife and daughter, they inquired
+ how he had succeeded; of which having given them an account, he
+ added they must try their interest in him, but none could prevail."]
+
+He thinks (with me) that it never was in his power to bring in the King
+with the consent of any of his officers about him; and that he scorned to
+bring him in as Monk did, to secure himself and deliver every body else.
+When I told him of what I found writ in a French book of one Monsieur
+Sorbiere, that gives an account of his observations herein England; among
+other things he says, that it is reported that Cromwell did, in his
+life-time, transpose many of the bodies of the Kings of England from one
+grave to another, and that by that means it is not known certainly
+whether the head that is now set up upon a post be that of Cromwell, or
+of one of the Kings; Mr. White tells me that he believes he never had so
+poor a low thought in him to trouble himself about it. He says the hand
+of God is much to be seen; that all his children are in good condition
+enough as to estate, and that their relations that betrayed their family
+are all now either hanged or very miserable.
+
+
+
+14th. Up by break of day, and got to Brampton by three o'clock, where my
+father and mother overjoyed to see me, my mother, ready to weepe every
+time she looked upon me. After dinner my father and I to the Court, and
+there did all our business to my mind, as I have set down in a paper
+particularly expressing our proceedings at this court. So home, where W.
+Joyce full of talk and pleased with his journey, and after supper I to
+bed and left my father, mother, and him laughing.
+
+
+
+15th. My father and I up and walked alone to Hinchingbroke; and among
+the other late chargeable works that my Lord hath done there, we saw his
+water-works and the Oral which is very fine; and so is the house all
+over, but I am sorry to think of the money at this time spent therein.
+Back to my father's (Mr. Sheply being out of town) and there breakfasted,
+after making an end with Barton about his businesses, and then my mother
+called me into the garden, and there but all to no purpose desiring me to
+be friends with John, but I told her I cannot, nor indeed easily shall,
+which afflicted the poor woman, but I cannot help it. Then taking leave,
+W. Joyce and I set out, calling T. Trice at Bugden, and thence got by
+night to Stevenage, and there mighty merry, though I in bed more weary
+than the other two days, which, I think, proceeded from our galloping so
+much, my other weariness being almost all over; but I find that a coney
+skin in my breeches preserves me perfectly from galling, and that eating
+after I come to my Inne, without drinking, do keep me from being stomach
+sick, which drink do presently make me. We lay all in several beds in
+the same room, and W. Joyce full of his impertinent tricks and talk,
+which then made us merry, as any other fool would have done. So to
+sleep.
+
+
+
+16th (Lord's day). It raining, we set out, and about nine o'clock got to
+Hatfield in church-time; and I 'light and saw my simple Lord Salsbury sit
+there in his gallery. Staid not in the Church, but thence mounted again
+and to Barnett by the end of sermon, and there dined at the Red Lyon very
+weary again, but all my weariness yesterday night and to-day in my thighs
+only, the rest of my weariness in my shoulders and arms being quite gone.
+Thence home, parting company at my cozen Anth. Joyce's, by four o'clock,
+weary, but very well, to bed at home, where I find all well. Anon my
+wife came to bed, but for my ease rose again and lay with her woman.
+
+
+
+17th. Rose very well and not weary, and with Sir W. Batten to St.
+James's; there did our business. I saw Sir J. Lawson since his return
+from sea first this morning, and hear that my Lord Sandwich is come from
+Portsmouth to town. Thence I to him, and finding him at my Lord Crew's, I
+went with him home to his house and much kind discourse. Thence my Lord
+to Court, and I with Creed to the 'Change, and thence with Sir W. Warren
+to a cook's shop and dined, discoursing and advising him about his great
+contract he is to make tomorrow, and do every day receive great
+satisfaction in his company, and a prospect of a just advantage by his
+friendship. Thence to my office doing some business, but it being very
+cold, I, for fear of getting cold, went early home to bed, my wife not
+being come home from my Lady Jemimah, with whom she hath been at a play
+and at Court to-day.
+
+
+
+18th. Up and to the office, where among other things we made a very
+great contract with Sir W. Warren for 3,000 loade of timber. At noon
+dined at home. In the afternoon to the Fishery, where, very confused and
+very ridiculous, my Lord Craven's proceedings, especially his finding
+fault with Sir J. Collaton and Colonell Griffin's' report in the accounts
+of the lottery-men. Thence I with Mr. Gray in his coach to White Hall,
+but the King and Duke being abroad, we returned to Somersett House. In
+discourse I find him a very worthy and studious gentleman in the business
+of trade, and among-other things he observed well to me, how it is not
+the greatest wits, but the steady man, that is a good merchant: he
+instanced in Ford and Cocke, the last of whom he values above all men as
+his oracle, as Mr. Coventry do Mr. Jolliffe. He says that it is
+concluded among merchants, that where a trade hath once been and do
+decay, it never recovers again, and therefore that the manufacture of
+cloath of England will never come to esteem again; that, among other
+faults, Sir Richard Ford cannot keepe a secret, and that it is so much
+the part of a merchant to be guilty of that fault that the Duke of Yoke
+is resolved to commit no more secrets to the merchants of the Royall
+Company; that Sir Ellis Layton is, for a speech of forty words, the
+wittiest man that ever he knew in his life, but longer he is nothing, his
+judgment being nothing at all, but his wit most absolute. At Somersett
+House he carried me in, and there I saw the Queene's new rooms, which are
+most stately and nobly furnished; and there I saw her, and the Duke of
+Yorke and Duchesse were there. The Duke espied me, and came to me, and
+talked with me a very great while about our contract this day with Sir W.
+Warren, and among other things did with some contempt ask whether we did
+except Polliards, which Sir W. Batten did yesterday (in spite, as the
+Duke I believe by my Lord Barkely do well enough know) among other things
+in writing propose. Thence home by coach, it raining hard, and to my
+office, where late, then home to supper and to bed. This night the Dutch
+Embassador desired and had an audience of the King. What the issue of it
+was I know not. Both sides I believe desire peace, but neither will
+begin, and so I believe a warr will follow. The Prince is with his fleet
+at Portsmouth, and the Dutch are making all preparations for warr.
+
+
+
+19th. Up and to my office all the morning. At noon dined at home; then
+abroad by coach to buy for the office "Herne upon the Statute of
+Charitable Uses," in order to the doing something better in the Chest
+than we have done, for I am ashamed to see Sir W. Batten possess himself
+so long of so much money as he hath done. Coming home, weighed, my two
+silver flaggons at Stevens's. They weigh 212 oz. 27 dwt., which is about
+L50, at 5s. per oz., and then they judge the fashion to be worth above
+5s. per oz. more--nay, some say 10s. an ounce the fashion. But I do not
+believe, but yet am sorry to see that the fashion is worth so much, and
+the silver come to no more. So home and to my office, where very busy
+late. My wife at Mercer's mother's, I believe, W. Hewer with them, which
+I do not like, that he should ask my leave to go about business, and then
+to go and spend his time in sport, and leave me here busy. To supper and
+to bed, my wife coming in by and by, which though I know there was no
+hurt in it; I do not like.
+
+
+
+20th. Up and to the office, where all the morning. At noon my uncle
+Thomas came, dined with me, and received some money of me. Then I to my
+office, where I took in with me Bagwell's wife, and there I caressed her,
+and find her every day more and more coming with good words and promises
+of getting her husband a place, which I will do. So we parted, and I to
+my Lord Sandwich at his lodgings, and after a little stay away with Mr.
+Cholmely to Fleete Streete; in the way he telling me that Tangier is like
+to be in a bad condition with this same Fitzgerald, he being a man of no
+honour, nor presence, nor little honesty, and endeavours: to raise the
+Irish and suppress the English interest there; and offend every body, and
+do nothing that I hear of well, which I am sorry for. Thence home, by the
+way taking two silver tumblers home, which I have bought, and so home,
+and there late busy at my office, and then home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+21st. Up and by coach to Mr. Cole's, and there conferred with him about
+some law business, and so to Sir W. Turner's, and there bought my cloth,
+coloured, for a suit and cloake, to line with plush the cloak, which will
+cost me money, but I find that I must go handsomely, whatever it costs
+me, and the charge will be made up in the fruit it brings. Thence to the
+Coffee-house and 'Change, and so home to dinner, and then to the office
+all the afternoon, whither comes W. Howe to see me, being come from, and
+going presently back to sea with my Lord. Among other things he tells me
+Mr. Creed is much out of favour with my Lord from his freedom of talke
+and bold carriage, and other things with which my Lord is not pleased,
+but most I doubt his not lending my Lord money, and Mr. Moore's reporting
+what his answer was I doubt in the worst manner. But, however, a very
+unworthy rogue he is, and, therefore, let him go for one good for
+nothing, though wise to the height above most men I converse with. In
+the evening (W. Howe being gone) comes Mr. Martin, to trouble me again to
+get him a Lieutenant's place for which he is as fit as a foole can be.
+But I put him off like an arse, as he is, and so setting my papers and
+books in order: I home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+22nd. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon comes
+my uncle Thomas and his daughter Mary about getting me to pay them the
+L30 due now, but payable in law to her husband. I did give them the best
+answer I could, and so parted, they not desiring to stay to dinner.
+After dinner I down to Deptford, and there did business, and so back to
+my office, where very late busy, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+23rd (Lord's day). Up and to church. At noon comes unexpected Mr.
+Fuller, the minister, and dines with me, and also I had invited Mr.
+Cooper with one I judge come from sea, and he and I spent the whole
+afternoon together, he teaching me some things in understanding of
+plates. At night to the office, doing business, and then home to supper.
+Then a psalm, to prayers, and to bed.
+
+
+
+24th. Up and in Sir J. Minnes' coach (alone with Mrs. Turner as far as
+Paternoster Row, where I set her down) to St. James's, and there did our
+business, and I had the good lucke to speak what pleased the Duke about
+our great contract in hand with Sir W. Warren against Sir W. Batten,
+wherein the Duke is very earnest for our contracting. Thence home to the
+office till noon, and then dined and to the 'Change and off with Sir W.
+Warren for a while, consulting about managing his contract. Thence to a
+Committee at White Hall of Tangier, where I had the good lucke to speak
+something to very good purpose about the Mole at Tangier, which was well
+received even by Sir J. Lawson and Mr. Cholmely, the undertakers, against
+whose interest I spoke; that I believe I shall be valued for it. Thence
+into the galleries to talk with my Lord Sandwich; among other things,
+about the Prince's writing up to tell us of the danger he and his fleete
+lie in at Portsmouth, of receiving affronts from the Dutch; which, my
+Lord said, he would never have done, had he lain there with one ship
+alone: nor is there any great reason for it, because of the sands.
+However, the fleete will be ordered to go and lay themselves up at the
+Cowes. Much beneath the prowesse of the Prince, I think, and the honour
+of the nation, at the first to be found to secure themselves. My Lord is
+well pleased to think, that, if the Duke and the Prince go, all the blame
+of any miscarriage will not light on him; and that if any thing goes
+well, he hopes he shall have the share of the glory, for the Prince is by
+no means well esteemed of by any body. Thence home, and though not very
+well yet up late about the Fishery business, wherein I hope to give an
+account how I find the Collections to have been managed, which I did
+finish to my great content, and so home to supper and to bed. This day
+the great O'Neale died; I believe, to the content of all the Protestant
+pretenders in Ireland.
+
+
+
+25th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning, and finished
+Sir W. Warren's great contract for timber, with great content to me,
+because just in the terms I wrote last night to Sir W. Warren and against
+the terms proposed by Sir W. Batten. At noon home to dinner, and there
+found Creed and Hawley. After dinner comes in Mrs. Ingram, the first time
+to make a visit to my wife. After a little stay I left them and to the
+Committee of the Fishery, and there did make my report of the late public
+collections for the Fishery, much to the satisfaction of the Committee,
+and I think much to my reputation, for good notice was taken of it and
+much it was commended. So home, in my way taking care of a piece of
+plate for Mr. Christopher Pett, against the launching of his new great
+ship tomorrow at Woolwich, which I singly did move to His Royall
+Highness, and did obtain it for him, to the value of twenty pieces. And
+he, under his hand, do acknowledge to me that he did never receive so
+great a kindness from any man in the world as from me herein. So to my
+office, and then to supper, and then to my office again, where busy late,
+being very full now a days of business to my great content, I thank God,
+and so home to bed, my house being full of a design, to go to-morrow, my
+wife and all her servants, to see the new ship launched.
+
+
+
+26th. Up, my people rising mighty betimes, to fit themselves to go by
+water; and my boy, he could not sleep, but wakes about four o'clock, and
+in bed lay playing on his lute till daylight, and, it seems, did the like
+last night till twelve o'clock. About eight o'clock, my wife, she and
+her woman, and Besse and Jane, and W. Hewer and the boy, to the
+water-side, and there took boat, and by and by I out of doors, to look
+after the flaggon, to get it ready to carry to Woolwich. That being not
+ready, I stepped aside and found out Nellson, he that Whistler buys his
+bewpers of, and did there buy 5 pieces at their price, and am in hopes
+thereby to bring them down or buy ourselves all we spend of Nellson at
+the first hand. This jobb was greatly to my content, and by and by the
+flaggon being finished at the burnisher's, I home, and there fitted
+myself, and took a hackney-coach I hired, it being a very cold and foule
+day, to Woolwich, all the way reading in a good book touching the
+fishery, and that being done, in the book upon the statute of charitable
+uses, mightily to my satisfaction. At Woolwich; I there up to the King
+and Duke, and they liked the plate well. Here I staid above with them
+while the ship was launched, which was done with great success, and the
+King did very much like the ship, saying, she had the best bow that ever
+he saw. But, Lord! the sorry talke and discourse among the great
+courtiers round about him, without any reverence in the world, but with
+so much disorder. By and by the Queene comes and her Mayds of Honour;
+one whereof, Mrs. Boynton, and the Duchesse of Buckingham, had been very
+siclee coming by water in the barge (the water being very rough); but
+what silly sport they made with them in very common terms, methought, was
+very poor, and below what people think these great people say and do.
+The launching being done, the King and company went down to take barge;
+and I sent for Mr. Pett, and put the flaggon into the Duke's hand, and
+he, in the presence of the King, did give it, Mr. Pett taking it upon his
+knee. This Mr. Pett is wholly beholding to me for, and he do know and I
+believe will acknowledge it. Thence I to Mr. Ackworth, and there eat and
+drank with Commissioner Pett and his wife, and thence to Shelden's, where
+Sir W. Batten and his Lady were. By and by I took coach after I had
+enquired for my wife or her boat, but found none. Going out of the gate,
+an ordinary woman prayed me to give her room to London, which I did, but
+spoke not to her all the way, but read, as long as I could see, my book
+again. Dark when we came to London, and a stop of coaches in Southwarke.
+I staid above half an houre and then 'light, and finding Sir W. Batten's
+coach, heard they were gone into the Beare at the Bridge foot, and
+thither I to them. Presently the stop is removed, and then going out to
+find my coach, I could not find it, for it was gone with the rest; so I
+fair to go through the darke and dirt over the bridge, and my leg fell in
+a hole broke on the bridge, but, the constable standing there to keep
+people from it, I was catched up, otherwise I had broke my leg; for which
+mercy the Lord be praised! So at Fanchurch I found my coach staying for
+me, and so home, where the little girle hath looked to the house well,
+but no wife come home, which made me begin to fear [for] her, the water
+being very rough, and cold and darke. But by and by she and her company
+come in all well, at which I was glad, though angry. Thence I to Sir W.
+Batten's, and there sat late with him, Sir R. Ford, and Sir John
+Robinson; the last of whom continues still the same foole he was, crying
+up what power he has in the City, in knowing their temper, and being able
+to do what he will with them. It seems the City did last night very
+freely lend the King L100,000 without any security but the King's word,
+which was very noble. But this loggerhead and Sir R. Ford would make us
+believe that they did it. Now Sir R. Ford is a cunning man, and makes a
+foole of the other, and the other believes whatever the other tells him.
+But, Lord! to think that such a man should be Lieutenant of the Tower,
+and so great a man as he is, is a strange thing to me. With them late
+and then home and with my wife to bed, after supper.
+
+
+
+27th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy. At noon, Sir G.
+Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, Sir W. Pen, and myself, were
+treated at the Dolphin by Mr. Foly, the ironmonger, where a good plain
+dinner, but I expected musique, the missing of which spoiled my dinner,
+only very good merry discourse at dinner. Thence with Sir G. Carteret by
+coach to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier, and thence back to London,
+and 'light in Cheapside and I to Nellson's, and there met with a rub at
+first, but took him out to drink, and there discoursed to my great
+content so far with him that I think I shall agree with him for Bewpers
+to serve the Navy with. So with great content home and to my office,
+where late, and having got a great cold in my head yesterday home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+28th. Slept ill all night, having got a very great cold the other day at
+Woolwich in [my] head, which makes me full of snot. Up in the morning,
+and my tailor brings me home my fine, new, coloured cloth suit, my cloake
+lined with plush, as good a suit as ever I wore in my life, and mighty
+neat, to my great content. To my office, and there all the morning. At
+noon to Nellson's, and there bought 20 pieces more of Bewpers, and hope
+to go on with him to a contract. Thence to the 'Change a little, and
+thence home with Luellin to dinner, where Mr. Deane met me by
+appointment, and after dinner he and I up to my chamber, and there hard
+at discourse, and advising him what to do in his business at Harwich, and
+then to discourse of our old business of ships and taking new rules of
+him to my great pleasure, and he being gone I to my office a little, and
+then to see Sir W. Batten, who is sick of a greater cold than I, and
+thither comes to me Mr. Holliard, and into the chamber to me, and, poor
+man (beyond all I ever saw of him), was a little drunk, and there sat
+talking and finding acquaintance with Sir W. Batten and my Lady by
+relations on both sides, that there we staid very long. At last broke
+up, and he home much overcome with drink, but well enough to get well
+home. So I home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+29th. Up, and it being my Lord Mayor's show, my boy and three mayds went
+out; but it being a very foule, rainy day, from morning till night, I was
+sorry my wife let them go out. All the morning at the office. At dinner
+at home. In the afternoon to the office again, and about 9 o'clock by
+appointment to the King's Head tavern upon Fish Street Hill, whither Mr.
+Wolfe (and Parham by his means) met me to discourse about the Fishery,
+and great light I had by Parham, who is a little conceited, but a very
+knowing man in his way, and in the general fishing trade of England.
+Here I staid three hours, and eat a barrel of very fine oysters of
+Wolfe's giving me, and so, it raining hard, home and to my office, and
+then home to bed. All the talke is that De Ruyter is come over-land
+home with six or eight of his captaines to command here at home, and
+their ships kept abroad in the Straights; which sounds as if they had a
+mind to do something with us.
+
+
+
+30th (Lord's day). Up, and this morning put on my new, fine, coloured
+cloth suit, with my cloake lined with plush, which is a dear and noble
+suit, costing me about L17.
+
+ [Let us remember the exchange rate of between 500 to 1000 dollars,
+ US (year 2000), per Pound. This was then a most expensive suit of
+ clothes at $8000 to $17,000. The annual wage for some of Pepy's
+ servants was L2 or L3 per annum. D.W.]
+
+To church, and then home to dinner, and after dinner to a little musique
+with my boy, and so to church with my wife, and so home, and with her all
+the evening reading and at musique with my boy with great pleasure, and
+so to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+
+
+31st. Very busy all the morning, at noon Creed to me and dined with me,
+and then he and I to White Hall, there to a Committee of Tangier, where
+it is worth remembering when Mr. Coventry proposed the retrenching some
+of the charge of the horse, the first word asked by the Duke of Albemarle
+was, "Let us see who commands them," there being three troops. One of
+them he calls to mind was by Sir Toby Bridges. "Oh!" says he, "there is a
+very good man. If you must reform
+
+ [Reform, i.e. disband. See "Memoirs of Sir John Reresby,"
+ September 2nd, 1651. "A great many younger brothers and reformed
+ officers of the King's army depended upon him for their meat and
+ drink." So reformado, a discharged or disbanded officer.--M. B.]
+
+two of them, be sure let him command the troop that is left." Thence
+home, and there came presently to me Mr. Young and Whistler, who find
+that I have quite overcome them in their business of flags, and now they
+come to intreat my favour, but I will be even with them. So late to my
+office and there till past one in the morning making up my month's
+accounts, and find that my expense this month in clothes has kept me from
+laying up anything; but I am no worse, but a little better than I was,
+which is L1205, a great sum, the Lord be praised for it! So home to bed,
+with my mind full of content therein, and vexed for my being so angry in
+bad words to my wife to-night, she not giving me a good account of her
+layings out to my mind to-night. This day I hear young Mr. Stanly, a
+brave young [gentleman], that went out with young Jermin, with Prince
+Rupert, is already dead of the small-pox, at Portsmouth. All
+preparations against the Dutch; and the Duke of Yorke fitting himself
+with all speed, to go to the fleete which is hastening for him; being now
+resolved to go in the Charles.
+
+
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ NOVEMBER
+ 1664
+
+November 1st. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning, at noon
+(my wife being invited to my Lady Sandwich's) all alone dined at home
+upon a good goose with Mr. Wayth, discussing of business. Thence I to
+the Committee of the Fishery, and there we sat with several good
+discourses and some bad and simple ones, and with great disorder, and yet
+by the men of businesse of the towne. But my report in the business of
+the collections is mightily commended and will get me some reputation,
+and indeed is the only thing looks like a thing well done since we sat.
+Then with Mr. Parham to the tavern, but I drank no wine, only he did give
+me another barrel of oysters, and he brought one Major Greene, an able
+fishmonger, and good discourse to my information. So home and late at
+business at my office. Then to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+2nd. Up betimes, and down with Mr. Castle to Redriffe, and there walked
+to Deptford to view a parcel of brave knees--[Knees of timber]-- of his,
+which indeed are very good, and so back again home, I seeming very
+friendly to him, though I know him to be a rogue, and one that hates me
+with his heart. Home and to dinner, and so to my office all the
+afternoon, where in some pain in my backe, which troubled me, but I think
+it comes only with stooping, and from no other matter. At night to
+Nellson's, and up and down about business, and so home to my office, then
+home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+3rd. Up and to the office, where strange to see how Sir W. Pen is
+flocked to by people of all sorts against his going to sea. At the
+office did much business, among other an end of that that has troubled me
+long, the business of the bewpers and flags. At noon to the 'Change, and
+thence by appointment was met with Bagwell's wife, and she followed me
+into Moorfields, and there into a drinking house, and all alone eat and
+drank together. I did there caress her, but though I did make some offer
+did not receive any compliance from her in what was bad, but very
+modestly she denied me, which I was glad to see and shall value her the
+better for it, and I hope never tempt her to any evil more. Thence back
+to the town, and we parted and I home, and then at the office late, where
+Sir W. Pen came to take his leave of me, being to-morrow, which is very
+sudden to us, to go on board to lie on board, but I think will come
+ashore again before the ship, the Charles,
+
+ ["The Royal Charles" was the Duke of York's ship, and Sir William
+ Penn, who hoisted his flag in the "Royal James" on November 8th,
+ shifted to the "Royal Charles" on November 30th. The duke gave Penn
+ the command of the fleet immediately under himself. On Penn's
+ monument he is styled "Great Captain Commander under His Royal
+ Highness" (Penn's "Memorials of Sir William Penn," vol. ii.,
+ p. 296).]
+
+can go away. So home to supper and to bed. This night Sir W. Batten
+did, among other things, tell me strange newes, which troubles me, that
+my Lord Sandwich will be sent Governor to Tangier, which, in some
+respects, indeed, I should be glad of, for the good of the place and the
+safety of his person; but I think his honour will suffer, and, it may be,
+his interest fail by his distance.
+
+
+
+4th. Waked very betimes and lay long awake, my mind being so full of
+business. Then up and to St. James's, where I find Mr. Coventry full of
+business, packing up for his going to sea with the Duke. Walked with
+him, talking, to White Hall, where to the Duke's lodgings, who is gone
+thither to lodge lately. I appeared to the Duke, and thence Mr. Coventry
+and I an hour in the Long Gallery, talking about the management of our
+office, he tells me the weight of dispatch will lie chiefly on me, and
+told me freely his mind touching Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes, the
+latter of whom, he most aptly said, was like a lapwing; that all he did
+was to keepe a flutter, to keepe others from the nest that they would
+find. He told me an old story of the former about the light-houses, how
+just before he had certified to the Duke against the use of them, and
+what a burden they are to trade, and presently after, at his being at
+Harwich, comes to desire that he might have the setting one up there, and
+gets the usefulness of it certified also by the Trinity House. After
+long discoursing and considering all our stores and other things, as how
+the King hath resolved upon Captain Taylor
+
+ [Coventry, writing to Secretary Bennet (November 14th, 1664), refers
+ to the objections made to Taylor, and adds: "Thinks the King will
+ not easily consent to his rejection, as he is a man of great
+ abilities and dispatch, and was formerly laid aside at Chatham on
+ the Duchess of Albemarle's earnest interposition for another. He is
+ a fanatic, it is true, but all hands will be needed for the work cut
+ out; there is less danger of them in harbour than at sea, and profit
+ will convert most of them" (" Calendar of State Papers," Domestic,
+ 1664-65, p. 68).]
+
+and Colonell Middleton, the first to be Commissioner for Harwich and the
+latter for Portsmouth, I away to the 'Change, and there did very much
+business, so home to dinner, and Mr. Duke, our Secretary for the Fishery,
+dined with me. After dinner to discourse of our business, much to my
+content, and then he away, and I by water among the smiths on the other
+side, and to the alehouse with one and was near buying 4 or 5 anchors,
+and learned something worth my knowing of them, and so home and to my
+office, where late, with my head very full of business, and so away home
+to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+5th. Up and to the office, where all the morning, at noon to the
+'Change, and thence home to dinner, and so with my wife to the Duke's
+house to a play, "Macbeth," a pretty good play, but admirably acted.
+Thence home; the coach being forced to go round by London Wall home,
+because of the bonefires; the day being mightily observed in the City.
+To my office late at business, and then home to supper, and to bed.
+
+
+
+6th (Lord's day). Up and with my wife to church. Dined at home. And I
+all the afternoon close at my office drawing up some proposals to present
+to the Committee for the Fishery to-morrow, having a great good intention
+to be serviceable in the business if I can. At night, to supper with my
+uncle Wight, where very merry, and so home. To prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+7th. Up and with Sir W. Batten to White Hall, where mighty thrusting
+about the Duke now upon his going. We were with him long. He advised us
+to follow our business close, and to be directed in his absence by the
+Committee of the Councell for the Navy. By and by a meeting of the
+Fishery, where the Duke was, but in such haste, and things looked so
+superficially over, that I had not a fit opportunity to propose my paper
+that I wrote yesterday, but I had chewed it to Mr. Gray and Wren before,
+who did like it most highly, as they said, and I think they would not
+dissemble in that manner in a business of this nature, but I see the
+greatest businesses are done so superficially that I wonder anything
+succeeds at all among us, that is publique. Thence somewhat vexed to see
+myself frustrated in the good I hoped to have done and a little
+reputation to have gained, and thence to my barber's, but Jane not being
+in the way I to my Lady Sandwich's, and there met my wife and dined, but
+I find that I dine as well myself, that is, as neatly, and my meat as
+good and well-dressed, as my good Lady do, in the absence of my Lord.
+Thence by water I to my barber's again, and did meet in the street my
+Jane, but could not talk with her, but only a word or two, and so by
+coach called my wife, and home, where at my office late, and then, it
+being washing day, to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+8th. Up and to the office, where by and by Mr. Coventry come, and after
+doing a little business, took his leave of us, being to go to sea with
+the Duke to-morrow. At noon, I and Sir J. Minnes and Lord Barkeley (who
+with Sir J. Duncum, and Mr. Chichly, are made Masters of the Ordnance),
+to the office of the Ordnance, to discourse about wadding for guns.
+Thence to dinner, all of us to the Lieutenant's of the Tower; where a
+good dinner, but disturbed in the middle of it by the King's coming into
+the Tower: and so we broke up, and to him, and went up and down the
+store-houses and magazines; which are, with the addition of the new great
+store-house, a noble sight. He gone, I to my office, where Bagwell's
+wife staid for me, and together with her a good while, to meet again
+shortly. So all the afternoon at my office till late, and then to bed,
+joyed in my love and ability to follow my business. This day, Mr. Lever
+sent my wife a pair of silver candlesticks, very pretty ones. The first
+man that ever presented me, to whom I have not only done little service,
+but apparently did him the greatest disservice in his business of
+accounts, as Purser-Generall, of any man at the board.
+
+
+
+9th. Called up, as I had appointed, by H. Russell, between two and three
+o'clock, and I and my boy Tom by water with a gally down to the Hope, it
+being a fine starry night. Got thither by eight o'clock, and there, as
+expected, found the Charles, her mainmast setting. Commissioner Pett
+aboard. I up and down to see the ship I was so well acquainted with, and
+a great worke it is, the setting so great a mast. Thence the
+Commissioner and I on board Sir G. Ascue, in the Henery, who lacks men
+mightily, which makes me think that there is more believed to be in a man
+that hath heretofore been employed than truly there is; for one would
+never have thought, a month ago, that he would have wanted 1000 men at
+his heels. Nor do I think he hath much of a seaman in him: for he told
+me, says he, "Heretofore, we used to find our ships clear and ready,
+everything to our hands in the Downes. Now I come, and must look to see
+things done like a slave, things that I never minded, nor cannot look
+after." And by his discourse I find that he hath not minded anything in
+her at all. Thence not staying, the wind blowing hard, I made use of the
+Jemmy yacht and returned to the Tower in her, my boy being a very droll
+boy and good company. Home and eat something, and then shifted myself,
+and to White Hall, and there the King being in his Cabinet Council (I
+desiring to speak with Sir G. Carteret), I was called in, and demanded by
+the King himself many questions, to which I did give him full answers.
+There were at this Council my Lord Chancellor, Archbishop of Canterbury,
+Lord Treasurer, the two Secretarys, and Sir G. Carteret. Not a little
+contented at this chance of being made known to these persons, and called
+often by my name by the King, I to Mr. Pierces to take leave of him, but
+he not within, but saw her and made very little stay, but straight home
+to my office, where I did business, and then to supper and to bed. The
+Duke of York is this day gone away to Portsmouth.
+
+
+
+10th. Up, and not finding my things ready, I was so angry with Besse as
+to bid my wife for good and all to bid her provide herself a place, for
+though she be very good-natured, she hath no care nor memory of her
+business at all. So to the office, where vexed at the malice of Sir W.
+Batten and folly of Sir J. Minnes against Sir W. Warren, but I prevented,
+and shall do, though to my own disquiet and trouble. At noon dined with
+Sir W. Batten and the Auditors of the Exchequer at the Dolphin by Mr.
+Wayth's desire, and after dinner fell to business relating to Sir G.
+Carteret's account, and so home to the office, where Sir W. Batten
+begins, too fast, to shew his knavish tricks in giving what price he
+pleases for commodities. So abroad, intending to have spoke with my Lord
+Chancellor about the old business of his wood at Clarendon, but could
+not, and so home again, and late at my office, and then home to supper
+and bed. My little girle Susan is fallen sicke of the meazles, we fear,
+or, at least, of a scarlett feavour.
+
+
+
+11th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten to the Council
+Chamber at White Hall, to the Committee of the Lords for the Navy, where
+we were made to wait an houre or two before called in. In that time
+looking upon some books of heraldry of Sir Edward Walker's making, which
+are very fine, there I observed the Duke of Monmouth's armes are neatly
+done, and his title, "The most noble and high-born Prince, James Scott,
+Duke of Monmouth, &c.;" nor could Sir J. Minnes, nor any body there, tell
+whence he should take the name of Scott? And then I found my Lord
+Sandwich, his title under his armes is, "The most noble and mighty Lord,
+Edward, Earl of Sandwich, &c." Sir Edward Walker afterwards coming in,
+in discourse did say that there was none of the families of princes in
+Christendom that do derive themselves so high as Julius Caesar, nor so
+far by 1000 years, that can directly prove their rise; only some in
+Germany do derive themselves from the patrician familys of Rome, but that
+uncertainly; and, among other things, did much inveigh against the
+writing of romances, that 500 years hence being wrote of matters in
+general, true as the romance of Cleopatra, the world will not know which
+is the true and which the false. Here was a gentleman attending here that
+told us he saw the other day (and did bring the draught of it to Sir
+Francis Prigeon) of a monster born of an hostler's wife at Salisbury, two
+women children perfectly made, joyned at the lower part of their bellies,
+and every part perfect as two bodies, and only one payre of legs coming
+forth on one side from the middle where they were joined. It was alive 24
+hours, and cried and did as all hopefull children do; but, being showed
+too much to people, was killed. By and by we were called in, where a
+great many lords: Annesly in the chair. But, Lord! to see what work
+they will make us, and what trouble we shall have to inform men in a
+business they are to begin to know, when the greatest of our hurry is, is
+a thing to be lamented; and I fear the consequence will be bad to us.
+Thence I by coach to the 'Change, and thence home to dinner, my head
+akeing mightily with much business. Our little girl better than she was
+yesterday. After dinner out again by coach to my Lord Chancellor's, but
+could not speak with him, then up and down to seek Sir Ph. Warwicke, Sir
+G. Carteret, and my Lord Berkely, but failed in all, and so home and
+there late at business. Among other things Mr. Turner making his
+complaint to me how my clerks do all the worke and get all the profit,
+and he hath no comfort, nor cannot subsist, I did make him apprehend how
+he is beholding to me more than to any body for my suffering him to act
+as Pourveyour of petty provisions, and told him so largely my little
+value of any body's favour, that I believe he will make no complaints
+again a good while. So home to supper and to bed, after prayers, and
+having my boy and Mercer give me some, each of them some, musique.
+
+
+
+12th. Up, being frighted that Mr. Coventry was come to towne and now at
+the office, so I run down without eating or drinking or washing to the
+office and it proved my Lord Berkeley. There all the morning, at noon to
+the 'Change, and so home to dinner, Mr. Wayth with me, and then to the
+office, where mighty busy till very late, but I bless God I go through
+with it very well and hope I shall.
+
+
+
+13th (Lord's day). This morning to church, where mighty sport, to hear
+our clerke sing out of tune, though his master sits by him that begins
+and keeps the tune aloud for the parish. Dined at home very well, and
+spent all the afternoon with my wife within doors, and getting a speech
+out of Hamlett, "To bee or not to bee,"' without book. In the evening to
+sing psalms, and in come Mr. Hill to see me, and then he and I and the
+boy finely to sing, and so anon broke up after much pleasure, he gone I
+to supper, and so prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+14th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten to White Hall, to the Lords of the
+Admiralty, and there did our business betimes. Thence to Sir Philip
+Warwicke about Navy business: and my Lord Ashly; and afterwards to my
+Lord Chancellor, who is very well pleased with me, and my carrying of his
+business. And so to the 'Change, where mighty busy; and so home to
+dinner, where Mr. Creed and Moore: and after dinner I to my Lord
+Treasurer's, to Sir Philip Warwicke there, and then to White Hall, to the
+Duke of Albemarle, about Tangier; and then homeward to the Coffee-house
+to hear newes. And it seems the Dutch, as I afterwards found by Mr.
+Coventry's letters, have stopped a ship of masts of Sir W. Warren's,
+coming for us in a Swede's ship, which they will not release upon Sir G.
+Downing's claiming her: which appears as the first act of hostility; and
+is looked upon as so by Mr. Coventry. The Elias,' coming from New
+England (Captain Hill, commander), is sunk; only the captain and a few
+men saved. She foundered in the sea. So home, where infinite busy till
+12 at night, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+15th. That I might not be too fine for the business I intend this day, I
+did leave off my fine new cloth suit lined with plush and put on my poor
+black suit, and after office done (where much business, but little done),
+I to the 'Change, and thence Bagwell's wife with much ado followed me
+through Moorfields to a blind alehouse, and there I did caress her and
+eat and drink, and many hard looks and sooth the poor wretch did give me,
+and I think verily was troubled at what I did, but at last after many
+protestings by degrees I did arrive at what I would, with great pleasure,
+and then in the evening, it raining, walked into town to where she knew
+where she was, and then I took coach and to White Hall to a Committee of
+Tangier, where, and every where else, I thank God, I find myself growing
+in repute; and so home, and late, very late, at business, nobody minding
+it but myself, and so home to bed, weary and full of thoughts.
+Businesses grow high between the Dutch and us on every side.
+
+
+
+16th. My wife not being well, waked in the night, and strange to see how
+dead sleep our people sleep that she was fain to ring an hour before any
+body would wake. At last one rose and helped my wife, and so to sleep
+again. Up and to my business, and then to White Hall, there to attend
+the Lords Commissioners, and so directly home and dined with Sir W.
+Batten and my Lady, and after dinner had much discourse tending to profit
+with Sir W. Batten, how to get ourselves into the prize office
+
+ [The Calendars of State Papers are full of references to
+ applications for Commissionerships of the Prize Office. In
+ December, 1664, the Navy Committee appointed themselves the
+ Commissioners for Prize Goods, Sir Henry Bennet being appointed
+ comptroller, and Lord Ashley treasurer.]
+
+or some other fair way of obliging the King to consider us in our
+extraordinary pains. Then to the office, and there all the afternoon
+very busy, and so till past 12 at night, and so home to bed. This day my
+wife went to the burial of a little boy of W. Joyce's.
+
+
+
+17th. Up and to my office, and there all the morning mighty busy, and
+taking upon me to tell the Comptroller how ill his matters were done, and
+I think indeed if I continue thus all the business of the office will
+come upon me whether I will or no. At noon to the 'Change, and then home
+with Creed to dinner, and thence I to the office, where close at it all
+the afternoon till 12 at night, and then home to supper and to bed. This
+day I received from Mr. Foley, but for me to pay for it, if I like it, an
+iron chest, having now received back some money I had laid out for the
+King, and I hope to have a good sum of money by me, thereby, in a few
+days, I think above L800. But when I come home at night, I could not
+find the way to open it; but, which is a strange thing, my little girle
+Susan could carry it alone from one table clear from the ground and set
+upon another, when neither I nor anyone in my house but Jane the
+cook-mayde could do it.
+
+
+
+18th. Up and to the office, and thence to the Committee of the Fishery
+at White Hall, where so poor simple doings about the business of the
+Lottery, that I was ashamed to see it, that a thing so low and base
+should have any thing to do with so noble an undertaking. But I had the
+advantage this day to hear Mr. Williamson discourse, who come to be a
+contractor with others for the Lotterys, and indeed I find he is a very
+logicall man and a good speaker. But it was so pleasant to see my Lord
+Craven, the chaireman, before many persons of worth and grave, use this
+comparison in saying that certainly these that would contract for all the
+lotteries would not suffer us to set up the Virginia lottery for plate
+before them, "For," says he, "if I occupy a wench first, you may occupy
+her again your heart out you can never have her maidenhead after I have
+once had it," which he did more loosely, and yet as if he had fetched a
+most grave and worthy instance. They made mirth, but I and others were
+ashamed of it. Thence to the 'Change and thence home to dinner, and
+thence to the office a good while, and thence to the Council chamber at
+White Hall to speake with Sir G. Carteret, and here by accident heard a
+great and famous cause between Sir G. Lane and one Mr. Phill. Whore, an
+Irish business about Sir G. Lane's endeavouring to reverse a decree of
+the late Commissioners of Ireland in a Rebells case for his land, which
+the King had given as forfeited to Sir G. Lane, for whom the Sollicitor
+did argue most angell like, and one of the Commissioners, Baron, did
+argue for the other and for himself and his brethren who had decreed it.
+But the Sollicitor do so pay the Commissioners, how four all along did
+act for the Papists, and three only for the Protestants, by which they
+were overvoted, but at last one word (which was omitted in the
+Sollicitor's repeating of an Act of Parliament in the case) being
+insisted on by the other part, the Sollicitor was put to a great stop,
+and I could discern he could not tell what to say, but was quite out.
+Thence home well pleased with this accident, and so home to my office,
+where late, and then to supper and to bed. This day I had a letter from
+Mr. Coventry, that tells me that my Lord Brunkard is to be one of our
+Commissioners, of which I am very glad, if any more must be.
+
+
+
+19th. All the morning at the office, and without dinner down by galley
+up and down the river to visit the yards and ships now ordered forth with
+great delight, and so home to supper, and then to office late to write
+letters, then home to bed.
+
+
+
+20th (Lord's day). Up, and with my wife to church, where Pegg Pen very
+fine in her new coloured silk suit laced with silver lace. Dined at
+home, and Mr. Sheply, lately come to town, with me. A great deal of
+ordinary discourse with him. Among other things praying him to speak to
+Stankes to look after our business. With him and in private with Mr.
+Bodham talking of our ropeyarde stores at Woolwich, which are mighty low,
+even to admiration. They gone, in the evening comes Mr. Andrews and
+sings with us, and he gone, I to Sir W. Batten's, where Sir J. Minnes and
+he and I to talk about our letter to my Lord Treasurer, where his folly
+and simple confidence so great in a report so ridiculous that he hath
+drawn up to present to my Lord, nothing of it being true, that I was
+ashamed, and did roundly and in many words for an houre together talk
+boldly to him, which pleased Sir W. Batten and my Lady, but I was in the
+right, and was the willinger to do so before them, that they might see
+that I am somebody, and shall serve him so in his way another time. So
+home vexed at this night's passage, for I had been very hot with him, so
+to supper and to bed, out of order with this night's vexation.
+
+
+
+21st. Up, and with them to the Lords at White Hall, where they do single
+me out to speake to and to hear, much to my content, and received their
+commands, particularly in several businesses. Thence by their order to
+the Attorney General's about a new warrant for Captain Taylor which I
+shall carry for him to be Commissioner in spite of Sir W. Batten, and yet
+indeed it is not I, but the ability of the man, that makes the Duke and
+Mr. Coventry stand by their choice. I to the 'Change and there staid long
+doing business, and this day for certain newes is come that Teddiman hath
+brought in eighteen or twenty Dutchmen, merchants, their Bourdeaux
+fleete, and two men of wary to Portsmouth.
+
+ [Captain Sir Thomas Teddiman (or Tyddiman) had been appointed
+ Rear-Admiral of Lord Sandwich's squadron of the English fleet. In a
+ letter from Sir William Coventry to Secretary Bennet, dated November
+ 13th, 1664, we read, "Rear Admiral Teddeman with four or five ships
+ has gone to course in the Channel, and if he meet any refractory
+ Dutchmen will teach them their duty" ("Calendar of State Papers,"
+ Domestic, 1664.-65, p. 66).]
+
+And I had letters this afternoon, that three are brought into the Downes
+and Dover; so that the warr is begun: God give a good end to it! After
+dinner at home all the afternoon busy, and at night with Sir W. Batten
+and Sir J. Minnes looking over the business of stating the accounts of
+the navy charge to my Lord Treasurer, where Sir J. Minnes's paper served
+us in no stead almost, but was all false, and after I had done it with
+great pains, he being by, I am confident he understands not one word in
+it. At it till 10 at night almost. Thence by coach to Sir Philip
+Warwicke's, by his desire to have conferred with him, but he being in
+bed, I to White Hall to the Secretaries, and there wrote to Mr. Coventry,
+and so home by coach again, a fine clear moonshine night, but very cold.
+Home to my office awhile, it being past 12 at night; and so to supper and
+to bed.
+
+
+
+22nd. At the office all the morning. Sir G. Carteret, upon a motion of
+Sir W. Batten's, did promise, if we would write a letter to him, to shew
+it to the King on our behalf touching our desire of being Commissioners
+of the Prize office. I wrote a letter to my mind and, after eating a bit
+at home (Mr. Sheply dining and taking his leave of me), abroad and to Sir
+G. Carteret with the letter and thence to my Lord Treasurer's; wherewith
+Sir Philip Warwicke long studying all we could to make the last year
+swell as high as we could. And it is much to see how he do study for the
+King, to do it to get all the money from the Parliament all he can: and I
+shall be serviceable to him therein, to help him to heads upon which to
+enlarge the report of the expense. He did observe to me how obedient this
+Parliament was for awhile, and the last sitting how they begun to differ,
+and to carp at the King's officers; and what they will do now, he says,
+is to make agreement for the money, for there is no guess to be made of
+it. He told me he was prepared to convince the Parliament that the
+Subsidys are a most ridiculous tax (the four last not rising to L40,000),
+and unequall. He talks of a tax of Assessment of L70,000 for five years;
+the people to be secured that it shall continue no longer than there is
+really a warr; and the charges thereof to be paid. He told me, that one
+year of the late Dutch warr cost L1,623,000. Thence to my Lord
+Chancellor's, and there staid long with Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes,
+to speak with my lord about our Prize Office business; but, being sicke
+and full of visitants, we could not speak with him, and so away home.
+Where Sir Richard Ford did meet us with letters from Holland this day,
+that it is likely the Dutch fleete will not come out this year; they have
+not victuals to keep them out, and it is likely they will be frozen
+before they can get back. Captain Cocke is made Steward for sick and
+wounded seamen. So home to supper, where troubled to hear my poor boy
+Tom has a fit of the stone, or some other pain like it. I must consult
+Mr. Holliard for him. So at one in the morning home to bed.
+
+
+
+23rd. Up and to my office, where close all the morning about my Lord
+Treasurer's accounts, and at noon home to dinner, and then to the office
+all the afternoon very busy till very late at night, and then to supper
+and to bed. This evening Mr. Hollyard came to me and told me that he hath
+searched my boy, and he finds he hath a stone in his bladder, which
+grieves me to the heart, he being a good-natured and well-disposed boy,
+and more that it should be my misfortune to have him come to my house.
+Sir G. Carteret was here this afternoon; and strange to see how we plot
+to make the charge of this warr to appear greater than it is, because of
+getting money.
+
+
+
+24th. Up and to the office, where all the morning busy answering of
+people. About noon out with Commissioner Pett, and he and I to a
+Coffee-house, to drink jocolatte, very good; and so by coach to
+Westminster, being the first day of the Parliament's meeting. After the
+House had received the King's speech, and what more he had to say,
+delivered in writing, the Chancellor being sicke, it rose, and I with Sir
+Philip Warwicke home and conferred our matters about the charge of the
+Navy, and have more to give him in the excessive charge of this year's
+expense. I dined with him, and Mr. Povy with us and Sir Edmund Pooly, a
+fine gentleman, and Mr. Chichly, and fine discourse we had and fine
+talke, being proud to see myself accepted in such company and thought
+better than I am. After dinner Sir Philip and I to talk again, and then
+away home to the office, where sat late; beginning our sittings now in
+the afternoon, because of the Parliament; and they being rose, I to my
+office, where late till almost one o'clock, and then home to bed.
+
+
+
+25th. Up and at my office all the morning, to prepare an account of the
+charge we have been put to extraordinary by the Dutch already; and I have
+brought it to appear L852,700; but God knows this is only a scare to the
+Parliament, to make them give the more money. Thence to the Parliament
+House, and there did give it to Sir Philip Warwicke; the House being hot
+upon giving the King a supply of money, and I by coach to the 'Change and
+took up Mr. Jenings along with me (my old acquaintance), he telling me
+the mean manner that Sir Samuel Morland lives near him, in a house he
+hath bought and laid out money upon, in all to the value of L1200, but is
+believed to be a beggar; and so I ever thought he would be. From the
+'Change with Mr. Deering and Luellin to the White Horse tavern in Lombard
+Street, and there dined with them, he giving me a dish of meat to
+discourse in order to my serving Deering, which I am already obliged to
+do, and shall do it, and would be glad he were a man trusty that I might
+venture something along with him. Thence home, and by and by in the
+evening took my wife out by coach, leaving her at Unthanke's while I to
+White Hall and to Westminster Hall, where I have not been to talk a great
+while, and there hear that Mrs. Lane and her husband live a sad life
+together, and he is gone to be a paymaster to a company to Portsmouth to
+serve at sea. She big with child. Thence I home, calling my wife, and at
+Sir W. Batten's hear that the House have given the King L2,500,000 to be
+paid for this warr, only for the Navy, in three years' time; which is a
+joyfull thing to all the King's party I see, but was much opposed by Mr.
+Vaughan and others, that it should be so much. So home and to supper and
+to bed.
+
+
+
+26th. Up and to the office, where busy all the morning. Home a while to
+dinner and then to the office, where very late busy till quite weary, but
+contented well with my dispatch of business, and so home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+27th (Lord's day). To church in the morning, then dined at home, and to
+my office, and there all the afternoon setting right my business of
+flaggs, and after all my pains find reason not to be sorry, because I
+think it will bring me considerable profit. In the evening come Mr.
+Andrews and Hill, and we sung, with my boy, Ravenscroft's 4-part psalms,
+most admirable musique. Then (Andrews not staying) we to supper, and
+after supper fell into the rarest discourse with Mr. Hill about Rome and
+Italy; but most pleasant that I ever had in my life. At it very late and
+then to bed.
+
+
+
+28th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes and W. Batten to White Hall, but no
+Committee of Lords (which is like to do the King's business well). So to
+Westminster, and there to Jervas's and was a little while with Jane, and
+so to London by coach and to the Coffee-house, where certain news of our
+peace made by Captain Allen with Argier, which is good news; and that the
+Dutch have sent part of their fleete round by Scotland; and resolve to
+pay off the rest half-pay, promising the rest in the Spring, hereby
+keeping their men. But how true this, I know not. Home to dinner, then
+come Dr. Clerke to speak with me about sick and wounded men, wherein he
+is like to be concerned. After him Mr. Cutler, and much talk with him,
+and with him to White Hall, to have waited on the Lords by order, but no
+meeting, neither to-night, which will spoil all. I think I shall get
+something by my discourse with Cutler. So home, and after being at my
+office an hour with Mr. Povy talking about his business of Tangier,
+getting him some money allowed him for freight of ships, wherein I hope
+to get something too. He gone, home hungry and almost sick for want of
+eating, and so to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+29th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten to the Committee of Lords at the
+Council Chamber, where Sir G. Carteret told us what he had said to the
+King, and how the King inclines to our request of making us Commissioners
+of the Prize office, but meeting him anon in the gallery, he tells me
+that my Lord Barkely is angry we should not acquaint him with it, so I
+found out my Lord and pacified him, but I know not whether he was so in
+earnest or no, for he looked very frowardly. Thence to the Parliament
+House, and with Sir W. Batten home and dined with him, my wife being gone
+to my Lady Sandwich's, and then to the office, where we sat all the
+afternoon, and I at my office till past 12 at night, and so home to bed.
+This day I hear that the King should say that the Dutch do begin to
+comply with him. Sir John Robinson told Sir W. Batten that he heard the
+King say so. I pray God it may be so.
+
+
+
+30th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes to the Committee of
+the Lords, and there did our business; but, Lord! what a sorry dispatch
+these great persons give to business. Thence to the 'Change, and there
+hear the certainty and circumstances of the Dutch having called in their
+fleete and paid their men half-pay, the other to be paid them upon their
+being ready upon beat of drum to come to serve them again, and in the
+meantime to have half-pay. This is said. Thence home to dinner, and so
+to my office all the afternoon. In the evening my wife and Sir W. Warren
+with me to White Hall, sending her with the coach to see her father and
+mother. He and I up to Sir G. Carteret, and first I alone and then both
+had discourse with him about things of the Navy, and so I and he calling
+my wife at Unthanke's, home again, and long together talking how to order
+things in a new contract for Norway goods, as well to the King's as to
+his advantage. He gone, I to my monthly accounts, and, bless God! I
+find I have increased my last balance, though but little; but I hope ere
+long to get more. In the meantime praise God for what I have, which is
+L1209. So, with my heart glad to see my accounts fall so right in this
+time of mixing of monies and confusion, I home to bed.
+
+
+
+
+ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:
+
+About several businesses, hoping to get money by them
+After many protestings by degrees I did arrive at what I would
+All ended in love
+Below what people think these great people say and do
+Even to the having bad words with my wife, and blows too
+Expected musique, the missing of which spoiled my dinner
+Gadding abroad to look after beauties
+Greatest businesses are done so superficially
+Little children employed, every one to do something
+Meazles, we fear, or, at least, of a scarlett feavour
+My leg fell in a hole broke on the bridge
+My wife was angry with me for not coming home, and for gadding
+Not the greatest wits, but the steady man
+Rotten teeth and false, set in with wire
+Till 12 at night, and then home to supper and to bed
+What a sorry dispatch these great persons give to business
+What is there more to be had of a woman than the possessing her
+Where a trade hath once been and do decay, it never recovers
+
+
+
+
+End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of The Diary of Samuel Pepys, v35
+by Samuel Pepys, Unabridged, transcribed by Bright, edited by Wheatley
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ DECEMBER
+ 1664
+
+
+December 1st. Up betimes and to White Hall to a Committee of Tangier,
+and so straight home and hard to my business at my office till noon, then
+to dinner, and so to my office, and by and by we sat all the afternoon,
+then to my office again till past one in the morning, and so home to
+supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+2nd. Lay long in bed. Then up and to the office, where busy all the
+morning. At home dined. After dinner with my wife and Mercer to the
+Duke's House, and there saw "The Rivalls," which I had seen before; but
+the play not good, nor anything but the good actings of Betterton and his
+wife and Harris. Thence homeward, and the coach broke with us in
+Lincoln's Inn Fields, and so walked to Fleete Streete, and there took
+coach and home, and to my office, whither by and by comes Captain Cocke,
+and then Sir W. Batten, and we all to Sir J. Minnes, and I did give them
+a barrel of oysters I had given to me, and so there sat and talked, where
+good discourse of the late troubles, they knowing things, all of them,
+very well; and Cocke, from the King's own mouth, being then entrusted
+himself much, do know particularly that the King's credulity to
+Cromwell's promises, private to him, against the advice of his friends
+and the certain discovery of the practices and discourses of Cromwell in
+council (by Major Huntington)
+
+ [According to Clarendon the officer here alluded to was a major in
+ Cromwell's own regiment of horse, and employed by him to treat with
+ Charles I. whilst at Hampton Court; but being convinced of the
+ insincerity of the proceeding, communicated his suspicions to that
+ monarch, and immediately gave up his commission. We hear no more of
+ Huntington till the Restoration, when his name occurs with those of
+ many other officers, who tendered their services to the king. His
+ reasons for laying down his commission are printed in Thurloe's
+ "State Papers" and Maseres's "Tracts."--B.]
+
+did take away his life and nothing else. Then to some loose atheisticall
+discourse of Cocke's, when he was almost drunk, and then about 11 o'clock
+broke up, and I to my office, to fit up an account for Povy, wherein I
+hope to get something. At it till almost two o'clock, then to supper and
+to bed.
+
+
+
+3rd. Up, and at the office all the morning, and at noon to Mr. Cutler's,
+and there dined with Sir W. Rider and him, and thence Sir W. Rider and I
+by coach to White Hall to a Committee of the Fishery; there only to hear
+Sir Edward Ford's proposal about farthings, wherein, O God! to see almost
+every body interested for him; only my Lord Annesly, who is a grave,
+serious man. My Lord Barkeley was there, but is the most hot, fiery man
+in discourse, without any cause, that ever I saw, even to breach of
+civility to my Lord Anglesey, in his discourse opposing to my Lord's. At
+last, though without much satisfaction to me, it was voted that it should
+be requested of the King, and that Sir Edward Ford's proposal is the best
+yet made. Thence by coach home. The Duke of Yorke being expected
+to-night with great joy from Portsmouth, after his having been abroad at
+sea three or four days with the fleete; and the Dutch are all drawn into
+their harbours. But it seems like a victory: and a matter of some
+reputation to us it is, and blemish to them; but in no degree like what
+it is esteemed at, the weather requiring them to do so. Home and at my
+office late, and then to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+4th (Lord's day). Lay long in bed, and then up and to my office, there
+to dispatch a business in order to the getting something out of the
+Tangier business, wherein I have an opportunity to get myself paid upon
+the score of freight. I hope a good sum. At noon home to dinner, and
+then in the afternoon to church. So home, and by and by comes Mr. Hill
+and Andrews, and sung together long and with great content. Then to
+supper and broke up. Pretty discourse, very pleasant and ingenious, and
+so to my office a little, and then home (after prayers) to bed. This day
+I hear the Duke of Yorke is come to towne, though expected last night, as
+I observed, but by what hindrance stopped I can't tell.
+
+
+
+5th. Up, and to White Hall with Sir J. Minnes; and there, among an
+infinite crowd of great persons, did kiss the Duke's hand; but had no
+time to discourse. Thence up and down the gallery, and got my Lord of
+Albemarle's hand to my bill for Povy, but afterwards was asked some
+scurvy questions by Povy about my demands, which troubled [me], but will
+do no great hurt I think. Thence vexed home, and there by appointment
+comes my cozen Roger Pepys and Mrs. Turner, and dined with me, and very
+merry we were. They staid all the afternoon till night, and then after I
+had discoursed an hour with Sir W. Warren plainly declaring my resolution
+to desert him if he goes on to join with Castle, who and his family I,
+for great provocation, love not, which he takes with some trouble, but
+will concur in everything with me, he says. Now I am loth, I confess, to
+lose him, he having been the best friend I have had ever in this office.
+So he being gone, we all, it being night, in Madam Turner's coach to her
+house, there to see, as she tells us, how fat Mrs. The. is grown, and so
+I find her, but not as I expected, but mightily pleased I am to hear the
+mother commend her daughter Betty that she is like to be a great beauty,
+and she sets much by her. Thence I to White Hall, and there saw Mr.
+Coventry come to towne, and, with all my heart, am glad to see him, but
+could have no talke with him, he being but just come. Thence back and
+took up my wife, and home, where a while, and then home to supper and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+5th. Up, and in Sir W. Batten's coach to White Hall, but the Duke being
+gone forth, I to Westminster Hall, and there spent much time till towards
+noon to and fro with people. So by and by Mrs. Lane comes and plucks me
+by the cloak to speak to me, and I was fain to go to her shop, and
+pretending to buy some bands made her go home, and by and by followed
+her, and there did what I would with her, and so after many discourses
+and her intreating me to do something for her husband, which I promised
+to do, and buying a little band of her, which I intend to keep to, I took
+leave, there coming a couple of footboys to her with a coach to fetch her
+abroad I know not to whom. She is great with child, and she says I must
+be godfather, but I do not intend it. Thence by coach to the Old
+Exchange, and there hear that the Dutch are fitting their ships out
+again, which puts us to new discourse, and to alter our thoughts of the
+Dutch, as to their want of courage or force. Thence by appointment to
+the White Horse Taverne in Lumbard Streete, and there dined with my Lord
+Rutherford, Povy, Mr. Gauden, Creed, and others, and very merry, and
+after dinner among other things Povy and I withdrew, and I plainly told
+him that I was concerned in profit, but very justly, in this business of
+the Bill that I have been these two or three days about, and he consents
+to it, and it shall be paid. He tells me how he believes, and in part
+knows, Creed to be worth L10,000; nay, that now and then he [Povy] hath
+three or L4,000 in his hands, for which he gives the interest that the
+King gives, which is ten per cent., and that Creed do come and demand it
+every three months the interest to be paid him, which Povy looks upon as
+a cunning and mean tricke of him; but for all that, he will do and is
+very rich. Thence to the office, where we sat and where Mr. Coventry
+came the first time after his return from sea, which I was glad of. So
+after office to my office, and then home to supper, and to my office
+again, and then late home to bed.
+
+
+
+7th. Lay long, then up, and among others Bagwell's wife coming to speak
+with me put new thoughts of folly into me which I am troubled at. Thence
+after doing business at my office, I by coach to my Lady Sandwich's, and
+there dined with her, and found all well and merry. Thence to White
+Hall, and we waited on the Duke, who looks better than he did, methinks,
+before his voyage; and, I think, a little more stern than he used to do.
+Thence to the Temple to my cozen Roger Pepys, thinking to have met the
+Doctor to have discoursed our business, but he came not, so I home, and
+there by agreement came my Lord Rutherford, Povy, Gauden, Creed, Alderman
+Backewell, about Tangier business of accounts between Rutherford and
+Gauden. Here they were with me an hour or more, then after drinking
+away, and Povy and Creed staid and eat with me; but I was sorry I had no
+better cheer for Povy; for the foole may be useful, and is a cunning
+fellow in his way, which is a strange one, and that, that I meet not in
+any other man, nor can describe in him. They late with me, and when gone
+my boy and I to musique, and then to bed.
+
+
+
+8th. Up, and to my office, where all the morning busy. At noon dined at
+home, and then to the office, where we sat all the afternoon. In the
+evening comes my aunt and uncle Wight, Mrs. Norbury, and her daughter,
+and after them Mr. Norbury, where no great pleasure, my aunt being out of
+humour in her fine clothes, and it raining hard. Besides, I was a little
+too bold with her about her doating on Dr. Venner. Anon they went away,
+and I till past 12 at night at my office, and then home to bed.
+
+
+
+9th. Up betimes and walked to Mr. Povy's, and there, not without some
+few troublesome questions of his, I got a note, and went and received
+L117 5s. of Alderman Viner upon my pretended freight of the "William" for
+Tangier, which overbears me on one side with joy and on the other to
+think of my condition if I shall be called into examination about it,
+and (though in strictness it is due) not be able to give a good account
+of it. Home with it, and there comes Captain Taylor to me, and he and I
+did set even the business of the ship Union lately gone for Tangier,
+wherein I hope to get L50 more, for all which the Lord be praised. At
+noon home to dinner, Mr. Hunt and his wife with us, and very pleasant.
+Then in the afternoon I carried them home by coach, and I to Westminster
+Hall, and thence to Gervas's, and there find I cannot prevail with Jane
+to go forth with me, but though I took a good occasion of going to the
+Trumpet she declined coming, which vexed me. 'Je avait grande envie
+envers elle, avec vrai amour et passion'. Thence home and to my office
+till one in the morning, setting to rights in writing this day's two
+accounts of Povy and Taylor, and then quietly to bed. This day I had
+several letters from several places, of our bringing in great numbers of
+Dutch ships.
+
+
+
+10th. Lay long, at which I am ashamed, because of so many people
+observing it that know not how late I sit up, and for fear of Sir W.
+Batten's speaking of it to others, he having staid for me a good while.
+At the office all the morning, where comes my Lord Brunkard with his
+patent in his hand, and delivered it to Sir J. Minnes and myself, we
+alone being there all the day, and at noon I in his coach with him to the
+'Change, where he set me down; a modest civil person he seems to be, but
+wholly ignorant in the business of the Navy as possible, but I hope to
+make a friend of him, being a worthy man. Thence after hearing the great
+newes of so many Dutchmen being brought in to Portsmouth and elsewhere,
+which it is expected will either put them upon present revenge or
+despair, I with Sir W. Rider and Cutler to dinner all alone to the Great
+James, where good discourse, and, I hope, occasion of getting something
+hereafter. After dinner to White Hall to the Fishery, where the Duke was
+with us. So home, and late at my office, writing many letters, then home
+to supper and to bed. Yesterday come home, and this night I visited Sir
+W. Pen, who dissembles great respect and love to me, but I understand him
+very well. Major Holmes is come from Guinny, and is now at Plymouth with
+great wealth, they say.
+
+
+
+11th (Lord's day). Up and to church alone in the morning. Dined at
+home, mighty pleasantly. In the afternoon I to the French church, where
+much pleased with the three sisters of the parson, very handsome,
+especially in their noses, and sing prettily. I heard a good sermon of
+the old man, touching duty to parents. Here was Sir Samuel Morland and
+his lady very fine, with two footmen in new liverys (the church taking
+much notice of them), and going into their coach after sermon with great
+gazeing. So I home, and my cozen, Mary Pepys's husband, comes after me,
+and told me that out of the money he received some months since he did
+receive 18d. too much, and did now come and give it me, which was very
+pretty. So home, and there found Mr. Andrews and his lady, a well-bred
+and a tolerable pretty woman, and by and by Mr. Hill and to singing, and
+then to supper, then to sing again, and so good night. To prayers and
+tonight [bed]. It is a little strange how these Psalms of Ravenscroft
+after 2 or 3 times singing prove but the same again, though good. No
+diversity appearing at all almost.
+
+
+
+12th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten by coach to White Hall, where all of us
+with the Duke; Mr. Coventry privately did tell me the reason of his
+advice against our pretences to the Prize Office (in his letter from
+Portsmouth), because he knew that the King and the Duke had resolved to
+put in some Parliament men that have deserved well, and that would needs
+be obliged, by putting them in. Thence homeward, called at my
+bookseller's and bespoke some books against the year's out, and then to
+the 'Change, and so home to dinner, and then to the office, where my Lord
+Brunkard comes and reads over part of our Instructions in the Navy--and I
+expounded it to him, so he is become my disciple. He gone, comes Cutler
+to tell us that the King of France hath forbid any canvass to be carried
+out of his kingdom, and I to examine went with him to the East India
+house to see a letter, but came too late. So home again, and there late
+till 12 at night at my office, and then home to supper and to bed. This
+day (to see how things are ordered in the world), I had a command from
+the Earle of Sandwich, at Portsmouth, not to be forward with Mr. Cholmly
+and Sir J. Lawson about the Mole at Tangier, because that what I do
+therein will (because of his friendship to me known) redound against him,
+as if I had done it upon his score. So I wrote to my Lord my mistake,
+and am contented to promise never to pursue it more, which goes against
+my mind with all my heart.
+
+
+
+13th. Lay long in bed, then up, and many people to speak with me. Then
+to my office, and dined at noon at home, then to the office again, where
+we sat all the afternoon, and then home at night to a little supper, and
+so after my office again at 12 at night home to bed.
+
+
+
+14th. Up, and after a while at the office, I abroad in several places,
+among others to my bookseller's, and there spoke for several books
+against New Year's day, I resolving to lay out about L7 or L8, God having
+given me some profit extraordinary of late; and bespoke also some plate,
+spoons, and forks. I pray God keep me from too great expenses, though
+these will still be pretty good money. Then to the 'Change, and I home
+to dinner, where Creed and Mr. Caesar, my boy's lute master, who plays
+indeed mighty finely, and after dinner I abroad, parting from Creed, and
+away to and fro, laying out or preparing for laying out more money, but I
+hope and resolve not to exceed therein, and to-night spoke for some fruit
+for the country for my father against Christmas, and where should I do
+it, but at the pretty woman's, that used to stand at the doore in
+Fanchurch Streete, I having a mind to know her. So home, and late at my
+office, evening reckonings with Shergoll, hoping to get money by the
+business, and so away home to supper and to bed, not being very well
+through my taking cold of late, and so troubled with some wind.
+
+
+
+15th. Called up very betimes by Mr. Cholmly, and with him a good while
+about some of his Tangier accounts; and, discoursing of the condition of
+Tangier, he did give me the whole account of the differences between
+Fitzgerald and Norwood, which were very high on both sides, but most
+imperious and base on Fitzgerald's, and yet through my Lord FitzHarding's
+means, the Duke of York is led rather to blame Norwood and to speake that
+he should be called home, than be sensible of the other. He is a
+creature of FitzHarding's, as a fellow that may be done with what he
+will, and, himself certainly pretending to be Generall of the King's
+armies, when Monk dyeth, desires to have as few great or wise men in
+employment as he can now, but such as he can put in and keep under, which
+he do this coxcomb Fitzgerald. It seems, of all mankind there is no man
+so led by another as the Duke is by Lord Muskerry and this FitzHarding.
+insomuch, as when the King would have him to be Privy-Purse, the Duke
+wept, and said, "But, Sir, I must have your promise, if you will have my
+dear Charles from me, that if ever you have occasion for an army again, I
+may have him with me; believing him to be the best commander of an army
+in the world." But Mr. Cholmly thinks, as all other men I meet with do,
+that he is a very ordinary fellow. It is strange how the Duke also do
+love naturally, and affect the Irish above the English. He, of the
+company he carried with him to sea, took above two-thirds Irish and
+French. He tells me the King do hate my Lord Chancellor; and that they,
+that is the King and my Lord FitzHarding, do laugh at him for a dull
+fellow; and in all this business of the Dutch war do nothing by his
+advice, hardly consulting him. Only he is a good minister in other
+respects, and the King cannot be without him; but, above all, being the
+Duke's father-in-law, he is kept in; otherwise FitzHarding were able to
+fling down two of him. This, all the wise and grave lords see, and
+cannot help it; but yield to it. But he bemoans what the end of it may
+be, the King being ruled by these men, as he hath been all along since
+his coming; to the razing all the strong-holds in Scotland, and giving
+liberty to the Irish in Ireland, whom Cromwell had settled all in one
+corner; who are now able, and it is feared everyday a massacre again
+among them. He being gone I abroad to the carrier's, to see some things
+sent away to my father against Christmas, and thence to Moorfields, and
+there up and down to several houses to drink to look for a place 'pour
+rencontrer la femme de je sais quoi' against next Monday, but could meet
+none. So to the Coffeehouse, where great talke of the Comet seen in
+several places; and among our men at sea, and by my Lord Sandwich, to
+whom I intend to write about it to-night. Thence home to dinner, and
+then to the office, where all the afternoon, and in the evening home to
+supper, and then to the office late, and so to bed. This night I begun
+to burn wax candles in my closett at the office, to try the charge, and
+to see whether the smoke offends like that of tallow candles.
+
+
+
+16th. Up, and by water to Deptford, thinking to have met 'la femme de'
+Bagwell, but failed, and having done some business at the yard, I back
+again, it being a fine fresh morning to walk. Back again, Mr. Wayth
+walking with me to Half-Way House talking about Mr. Castle's fine knees
+lately delivered in. In which I am well informed that they are not as
+they should be to make them knees, and I hope shall make good use of it
+to the King's service. Thence home, and having dressed myself, to the
+'Change, and thence home to dinner, and so abroad by coach with my wife,
+and bought a looking glasse by the Old Exchange, which costs me L5 5s.
+and 6s. for the hooks. A very fair glasse. So toward my cozen Scott's,
+but meeting my Lady Sandwich's coach, my wife turned back to follow them,
+thinking they might, as they did, go to visit her, and I 'light and to
+Mrs. Harman, and there staid and talked in her shop with her, and much
+pleased I am with her. We talked about Anthony Joyce's giving over trade
+and that he intends to live in lodgings, which is a very mad, foolish
+thing. She tells me she hears and believes it is because he, being now
+begun to be called on offices, resolves not to take the new oathe, he
+having formerly taken the Covenant or Engagement, but I think he do very
+simply and will endeavour for his wife's sake to advise him therein.
+Thence to my cozen Scott's, and there met my cozen Roger Pepys, and Mrs.
+Turner, and The. and Joyce, and prated all the while, and so with the
+"corps" to church and heard a very fine sermon of the Parson of the
+parish, and so homeward with them in their coach, but finding it too late
+to go home with me, I took another coach and so home, and after a while
+at my office, home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+17th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. At noon I to
+the 'Change, and there, among others, had my first meeting with Mr.
+L'Estrange, who hath endeavoured several times to speak with me. It is
+to get, now and then, some newes of me, which I shall, as I see cause,
+give him. He is a man of fine conversation, I think, but I am sure most
+courtly and full of compliments. Thence home to dinner, and then come
+the looking-glass man to set up the looking-glass I bought yesterday, in
+my dining-room, and very handsome it is. So abroad by coach to White
+Hall, and there to the Committee of Tangier, and then the Fishing. Mr.
+Povy did in discourse give me a rub about my late bill for money that I
+did get of him, which vexed me and stuck in my mind all this evening,
+though I know very well how to cleare myself at the worst. So home and
+to my office, where late, and then home to bed. Mighty talke there is of
+this Comet that is seen a'nights; and the King and Queene did sit up last
+night to see it, and did, it seems. And to-night I thought to have done
+so too; but it is cloudy, and so no stars appear. But I will endeavour
+it. Mr. Gray did tell me to-night, for certain, that the Dutch, as high
+as they seem, do begin to buckle; and that one man in this Kingdom did
+tell the King that he is offered L40,000 to make a peace, and others have
+been offered money also. It seems the taking of their Bourdeaux fleete
+thus, arose from a printed Gazette of the Dutch's boasting of fighting,
+and having beaten the English: in confidence whereof (it coming to
+Bourdeaux), all the fleete comes out, and so falls into our hands.
+
+
+
+18th (Lord's day). To church, where, God forgive me! I spent most of my
+time in looking [on] my new Morena--[a brunette]-- at the other side of
+the church, an acquaintance of Pegg Pen's. So home to dinner, and then
+to my chamber to read Ben Johnson's Cataline, a very excellent piece, and
+so to church again, and thence we met at the office to hire ships, being
+in great haste and having sent for several masters of ships to come to
+us. Then home, and there Mr. Andrews and Hill come and we sung finely,
+and by and by Mr. Fuller, the Parson, and supped with me, he and a friend
+of his, but my musique friends would not stay supper. At and after
+supper Mr. Fuller and I told many storys of apparitions and delusions
+thereby, and I out with my storys of Tom Mallard. He gone, I a little to
+my office, and then to prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+19th. Going to bed betimes last night we waked betimes, and from our
+people's being forced to take the key to go out to light a candle, I was
+very angry and begun to find fault with my wife for not commanding her
+servants as she ought. Thereupon she giving me some cross answer I did
+strike her over her left eye such a blow as the poor wretch did cry out
+and was in great pain, but yet her spirit was such as to endeavour to
+bite and scratch me. But I coying--[stroking or caressing]-- with her
+made her leave crying, and sent for butter and parsley, and friends
+presently one with another, and I up, vexed at my heart to think what I
+had done, for she was forced to lay a poultice or something to her eye
+all day, and is black, and the people of the house observed it. But I
+was forced to rise, and up and with Sir J. Minnes to White Hall, and
+there we waited on the Duke. And among other things Mr. Coventry took
+occasion to vindicate himself before the Duke and us, being all there,
+about the choosing of Taylor for Harwich. Upon which the Duke did clear
+him, and did tell us that he did expect, that, after he had named a man,
+none of us shall then oppose or find fault with the man; but if we had
+anything to say, we ought to say it before he had chose him. Sir G.
+Carteret thought himself concerned, and endeavoured to clear himself: and
+by and by Sir W. Batten did speak, knowing himself guilty, and did
+confess, that being pressed by the Council he did say what he did, that
+he was accounted a fanatique; but did not know that at that time he had
+been appointed by his Royal Highness. To which the Duke [replied] that
+it was impossible but he must know that he had appointed him; and so it
+did appear that the Duke did mean all this while Sir W. Batten. So by
+and by we parted, and Mr. Coventry did privately tell me that he did this
+day take this occasion to mention the business to give the Duke an
+opportunity of speaking his mind to Sir W. Batten in this business, of
+which I was heartily glad. Thence home, and not finding Bagwell's wife
+as I expected, I to the 'Change and there walked up and down, and then
+home, and she being come I bid her go and stay at Mooregate for me, and
+after going up to my wife (whose eye is very bad, but she is in very good
+temper to me), and after dinner I to the place and walked round the
+fields again and again, but not finding her I to the 'Change, and there
+found her waiting for me and took her away, and to an alehouse, and there
+I made much of her, and then away thence and to another and endeavoured
+to caress her, but 'elle ne voulait pas', which did vex me, but I think
+it was chiefly not having a good easy place to do it upon. So we broke
+up and parted and I to the office, where we sat hiring of ships an hour
+or two, and then to my office, and thence (with Captain Taylor home to my
+house) to give him instructions and some notice of what to his great
+satisfaction had happened to-day. Which I do because I hope his coming
+into this office will a little cross Sir W. Batten and may do me good.
+He gone, I to supper with my wife, very pleasant, and then a little to my
+office and to bed. My mind, God forgive me, too much running upon what I
+can 'ferais avec la femme de Bagwell demain', having promised to go to
+Deptford and 'a aller a sa maison avec son mari' when I come thither.
+
+
+
+20th. Up and walked to Deptford, where after doing something at the yard
+I walked, without being observed, with Bagwell home to his house, and
+there was very kindly used, and the poor people did get a dinner for me
+in their fashion, of which I also eat very well. After dinner I found
+occasion of sending him abroad, and then alone 'avec elle je tentais a
+faire ce que je voudrais et contre sa force je le faisais biens que passe
+a mon contentment'. By and by he coming back again I took leave and
+walked home, and then there to dinner, where Dr. Fayrebrother come to see
+me and Luellin. We dined, and I to the office, leaving them, where we
+sat all the afternoon, and I late at the office. To supper and to the
+office again very late, then home to bed.
+
+
+
+21st. Up, and after evening reckonings to this day with Mr. Bridges, the
+linnen draper, for callicos, I out to Doctors' Commons, where by
+agreement my cozen Roger and I did meet my cozen Dr. Tom Pepys, and there
+a great many and some high words on both sides, but I must confess I was
+troubled; first, to find my cozen Roger such a simple but well-meaning
+man as he is; next to think that my father, out of folly and vain glory,
+should now and then (as by their words I gather) be speaking how he had
+set up his son Tom with his goods and house, and now these words are
+brought against him--I fear to the depriving him of all the profit the
+poor man intended to make of the lease of his house and sale of his owne
+goods. I intend to make a quiet end if I can with the Doctor, being a
+very foul-tounged fool and of great inconvenience to be at difference
+with such a one that will make the base noise about it that he will.
+Thence, very much vexed to find myself so much troubled about other men's
+matters, I to Mrs. Turner's, in Salsbury Court, and with her a little,
+and carried her, the porter staying for me, our eagle, which she desired
+the other day, and we were glad to be rid of her, she fouling our house
+of office mightily. They are much pleased with her. And thence I home
+and after dinner to the office, where Sir W. Rider and Cutler come, and
+in dispute I very high with them against their demands, I hope to no hurt
+to myself, for I was very plain with them to the best of my reason. So
+they gone I home to supper, then to the office again and so home to bed.
+My Lord Sandwich this day writes me word that he hath seen (at
+Portsmouth) the Comet, and says it is the most extraordinary thing that
+ever he saw.
+
+
+
+22nd. Up and betimes to my office, and then out to several places, among
+others to Holborne to have spoke with one Mr. Underwood about some
+English hemp, he lies against Gray's Inn. Thereabouts I to a barber's
+shop to have my hair cut, and there met with a copy of verses, mightily
+commended by some gentlemen there, of my Lord Mordaunt's, in excuse of
+his going to sea this late expedition, with the Duke of Yorke. But,
+Lord! they are but sorry things; only a Lord made them. Thence to the
+'Change; and there, among the merchants, I hear fully the news of our
+being beaten to dirt at Guinny, by De Ruyter with his fleete. The
+particulars, as much as by Sir G. Carteret afterwards I heard, I have
+said in a letter to my Lord Sandwich this day at Portsmouth; it being
+most wholly to the utter ruine of our Royall Company, and reproach and
+shame to the whole nation, as well as justification to them in their
+doing wrong to no man as to his private [property], only takeing whatever
+is found to belong to the Company, and nothing else. Dined at the
+Dolphin, Sir G. Carteret, Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and I, with Sir
+W. Boreman and Sir Theophilus Biddulph and others, Commissioners of the
+Sewers, about our place below to lay masts in. But coming a little too
+soon, I out again, and tooke boat down to Redriffe; and just in time
+within two minutes, and saw the new vessel of Sir William Petty's
+launched, the King and Duke being there.
+
+ [Pepys was wrong as to the name of Sir William Petty's new
+ doublekeeled boat. On February 13th, 1664-65, he gives the correct
+ title, which was "The Experiment."]
+
+It swims and looks finely, and I believe will do well. The name I think
+is Twilight, but I do not know certainly. Coming away back immediately
+to dinner, where a great deal of good discourse, and Sir G. Carteret's
+discourse of this Guinny business, with great displeasure at the losse of
+our honour there, and do now confess that the trade brought all these
+troubles upon us between the Dutch and us. Thence to the office and
+there sat late, then I to my office and there till 12 at night, and so
+home to bed weary.
+
+
+
+23rd. Up and to my office, then come by appointment cozen Tom Trice to
+me, and I paid him the L20 remaining due to him upon the bond of L100
+given him by agreement November, 1663, to end the difference between us
+about my aunt's, his mother's, money. And here, being willing to know
+the worst, I told him, "I hope now there is nothing remaining between you
+and I of future dispute." "No," says he, "nothing at all that I know of,
+but only a small matter of about 20 or 30s. that my father Pepys received
+for me of rent due to me in the country, which I will in a day or two
+bring you an account of," and so we parted. Dined at home upon a good
+turkey which Mr. Sheply sent us, then to the office all the afternoon,
+Mr. Cutler and others coming to me about business. I hear that the Dutch
+have prepared a fleete to go the backway to the Streights, where without
+doubt they will master our fleete. This put to that of Guinny makes me
+fear them mightily, and certainly they are a most wise people, and
+careful of their business. The King of France, they say, do declare
+himself obliged to defend them, and lays claim by his Embassador to the
+wines we have taken from the Dutch Bourdeaux men, and more, it is doubted
+whether the Swede will be our friend or no. Pray God deliver us out of
+these troubles! This day Sir W. Batten sent and afterwards spoke to me,
+to have me and my wife come and dine with them on Monday next: which is a
+mighty condescension in them, and for some great reason I am sure, or
+else it pleases God by my late care of business to make me more
+considerable even with them than I am sure they would willingly owne me
+to be. God make me thankfull and carefull to preserve myself so, for I
+am sure they hate me and it is hope or fear that makes them flatter me.
+It being a bright night, which it has not been a great while, I purpose
+to endeavour to be called in the morning to see the Comet, though I fear
+we shall not see it, because it rises in the east but 16 degrees, and
+then the houses will hinder us.
+
+
+
+24th. Having sat up all night to past two o'clock this morning, our
+porter, being appointed, comes and tells us that the bellman tells him
+that the star is seen upon Tower Hill; so I, that had been all night
+setting in order all my old papers in my chamber, did leave off all, and
+my boy and I to Tower Hill, it being a most fine, bright moonshine night,
+and a great frost; but no Comet to be seen. So after running once round
+the Hill, I and Tom, we home and then to bed. Rose about 9 o'clock and
+then to the office, where sitting all the morning. At noon to the
+'Change, to the Coffee-house; and there heard Sir Richard Ford tell the
+whole story of our defeat at Guinny. Wherein our men are guilty of the
+most horrid cowardice and perfidiousness, as he says and tells it, that
+ever Englishmen were. Captain Raynolds, that was the only commander of
+any of the King's ships there, was shot at by De Ruyter, with a bloody
+flag flying. He, instead of opposing (which, indeed, had been to no
+purpose, but only to maintain honour), did poorly go on board himself, to
+ask what De Ruyter would have; and so yielded to whatever Ruyter would
+desire. The King and Duke are highly vexed at it, it seems, and the
+business deserves it. Thence home to dinner, and then abroad to buy some
+things, and among others to my bookseller's, and there saw several books
+I spoke for, which are finely bound and good books to my great content.
+So home and to my office, where late. This evening I being informed did
+look and saw the Comet, which is now, whether worn away or no I know not,
+but appears not with a tail, but only is larger and duller than any other
+star, and is come to rise betimes, and to make a great arch, and is gone
+quite to a new place in the heavens than it was before: but I hope in a
+clearer night something more will be seen. So home to bed.
+
+
+
+25th (Lord's day and Christmas day). Up (my wife's eye being ill still
+of the blow I did in a passion give her on Monday last) to church alone,
+where Mr. Mills, a good sermon. To dinner at home, where very pleasant
+with my wife and family. After dinner I to Sir W. Batten's, and there
+received so much good usage (as I have of late done) from him and my
+Lady, obliging me and my wife, according to promise, to come and dine
+with them to-morrow with our neighbours, that I was in pain all the day,
+and night too after, to know how to order the business of my wife's not
+going, and by discourse receive fresh instances of Sir J. Minnes's folly
+in complaining to Sir G. Carteret of Sir W. Batten and me for some family
+offences, such as my having of a stopcock to keepe the water from them,
+which vexes me, but it would more but that Sir G. Carteret knows him very
+well. Thence to the French church, but coming too late I returned and to
+Mr. Rawlinson's church, where I heard a good sermon of one that I
+remember was at Paul's with me, his name Maggett; and very great store of
+fine women there is in this church, more than I know anywhere else about
+us. So home and to my chamber, looking over and setting in order my
+papers and books, and so to supper, and then to prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+26th. Up, and with Sir W. Pen to White Hall, and there with the rest did
+our usual business before the Duke, and then with Sir W. Batten back and
+to his house, where I by sicknesse excused my wife's coming to them
+to-day. Thence I to the Coffeehouse, where much good discourse, and all
+the opinion now is that the Dutch will avoid fighting with us at home,
+but do all the hurte they can to us abroad; which it may be they may for
+a while, but that, I think, cannot support them long. Thence to Sir W.
+Batten's, where Mr. Coventry and all our families here, women and all,
+and Sir R. Ford and his, and a great feast and good discourse and merry,
+there all the afternoon and evening till late, only stepped in to see my
+wife, then to my office to enter my day's work, and so home to bed, where
+my people and wife innocently at cards very merry, and I to bed, leaving
+them to their sport and blindman's buff.
+
+
+
+27th. My people came to bed, after their sporting, at four o'clock in
+the morning; I up at seven, and to Deptford and Woolwich in a gally; the
+Duke calling to me out of the barge in which the King was with him going
+down the river, to know whither I was going. I told him to Woolwich, but
+was troubled afterward I should say no farther, being in a gally, lest he
+think me too profuse in my journeys. Did several businesses, and then
+back again by two o'clock to Sir J. Minnes's to dinner by appointment,
+where all yesterday's company but Mr. Coventry, who could not come. Here
+merry, and after an hour's chat I down to the office, where busy late,
+and then home to supper and to bed. The Comet appeared again to-night,
+but duskishly. I went to bed, leaving my wife and all her folks, and
+Will also, too, come to make Christmas gambolls to-night.
+
+
+
+28th. I waked in the morning about 6 o'clock and my wife not come to
+bed; I lacked a pot, but there was none, and bitter cold, so was forced
+to rise and piss in the chimney, and to bed again. Slept a little
+longer, and then hear my people coming up, and so I rose, and my wife to
+bed at eight o'clock in the morning, which vexed me a little, but I
+believe there was no hurt in it all, but only mirthe, therefore took no
+notice. I abroad with Sir W. Batten to the Council Chamber, where all of
+us to discourse about the way of measuring ships and the freight fit to
+give for them by the tun, where it was strange methought to hear so poor
+discourses among the Lords themselves, and most of all to see how a
+little empty matter delivered gravely by Sir W. Pen was taken mighty
+well, though nothing in the earth to the purpose. But clothes,
+I perceive more and more every day, is a great matter. Thence home
+with Sir W. Batten by coach, and I home to dinner, finding my wife still
+in bed. After dinner abroad, and among other things visited my Lady
+Sandwich, and was there, with her and the young ladies, playing at cards
+till night. Then home and to my office late, then home to bed, leaving
+my wife and people up to more sports, but without any great satisfaction
+to myself therein.
+
+
+
+29th. Up and to the office, where we sat all the morning. Then whereas
+I should have gone and dined with Sir W. Pen (and the rest of the
+officers at his house), I pretended to dine with my Lady Sandwich and so
+home, where I dined well, and began to wipe and clean my books in my
+chamber in order to the settling of my papers and things there
+thoroughly, and then to the office, where all the afternoon sitting, and
+in the evening home to supper, and then to my work again.
+
+
+
+30th. Lay very long in bed with my wife, it being very cold, and my wife
+very full of a resolution to keepe within doors, not so much as to go to
+church or see my Lady Sandwich before Easter next, which I am willing
+enough to, though I seem the contrary. This and other talke kept me a-
+bed till almost 10 a'clock. Then up and made an end of looking over all
+my papers and books and taking everything out of my chamber to have all
+made clean. At noon dined, and after dinner forth to several places to
+pay away money, to clear myself in all the world, and, among others, paid
+my bookseller L6 for books I had from him this day, and the silversmith
+L22 18s. for spoons, forks, and sugar box, and being well pleased with
+seeing my business done to my mind as to my meeting with people and
+having my books ready for me, I home and to my office, and there did
+business late, and then home to supper, prayers, and to bed.
+
+
+
+31st. At the office all the morning, and after dinner there again,
+dispatched first my letters, and then to my accounts, not of the month
+but of the whole yeare also, and was at it till past twelve at night, it
+being bitter cold; but yet I was well satisfied with my worke, and, above
+all, to find myself, by the great blessing of God, worth L1349, by which,
+as I have spent very largely, so I have laid up above L500 this yeare
+above what I was worth this day twelvemonth. The Lord make me for ever
+thankful to his holy name for it! Thence home to eat a little and so to
+bed. Soon as ever the clock struck one, I kissed my wife in the kitchen
+by the fireside, wishing her a merry new yeare, observing that I believe
+I was the first proper wisher of it this year, for I did it as soon as
+ever the clock struck one.
+
+So ends the old yeare, I bless God, with great joy to me, not only from
+my having made so good a yeare of profit, as having spent L420 and laid
+up L540 and upwards; but I bless God I never have been in so good plight
+as to my health in so very cold weather as this is, nor indeed in any hot
+weather, these ten years, as I am at this day, and have been these four
+or five months. But I am at a great losse to know whether it be my
+hare's foote, or taking every morning of a pill of turpentine, or my
+having left off the wearing of a gowne. My family is, my wife, in good
+health, and happy with her; her woman Mercer, a pretty, modest, quiett
+mayde; her chambermayde Besse, her cook mayde Jane, the little girl
+Susan, and my boy, which I have had about half a yeare, Tom Edwards,
+which I took from the King's chappell, and a pretty and loving quiett
+family I have as any man in England. My credit in the world and my
+office grows daily, and I am in good esteeme with everybody, I think.
+My troubles of my uncle's estate pretty well over; but it comes to be but
+of little profit to us, my father being much supported by my purse. But
+great vexations remain upon my father and me from my brother Tom's death
+and ill condition, both to our disgrace and discontent, though no great
+reason for either. Publique matters are all in a hurry about a Dutch
+warr. Our preparations great; our provocations against them great; and,
+after all our presumption, we are now afeard as much of them, as we
+lately contemned them. Every thing else in the State quiett, blessed be
+God! My Lord Sandwich at sea with the fleete at Portsmouth; sending some
+about to cruise for taking of ships, which we have done to a great
+number. This Christmas I judged it fit to look over all my papers and
+books; and to tear all that I found either boyish or not to be worth
+keeping, or fit to be seen, if it should please God to take me away
+suddenly. Among others, I found these two or three notes, which I
+thought fit to keep.
+
+
+
+
+ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:
+
+Irish in Ireland, whom Cromwell had settled all in one corner
+Tear all that I found either boyish or not to be worth keeping
+
+
+
+
+End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of The Diary of Samuel Pepys, v36
+by Samuel Pepys, Unabridged, transcribed by Bright, edited by Wheatley
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS, PEPY'S DIARY 1664, COMPLETE:
+
+A real and not a complimentary acknowledgment
+A mad merry slut she is
+About several businesses, hoping to get money by them
+After many protestings by degrees I did arrive at what I would
+All divided that were bred so long at school together
+All ended in love
+All the men were dead of the plague, and the ship cast ashore
+And with the great men in curing of their claps
+At least 12 or 14,000 people in the street (to see the hanging)
+Bath at the top of his house
+Bearing more sayle will go faster than any other ships(multihull
+Began discourse of my not getting of children
+Below what people think these great people say and do
+But the wench went, and I believe had her turn served
+Came to bed to me, but all would not make me friends
+Chatted with her, her husband out of the way
+Could not saw above 4 inches of the stone in a day
+Do look upon me as a remembrancer of his former vanity
+Doubtfull of himself, and easily be removed from his own opinion
+Drink a dish of coffee
+Even to the having bad words with my wife, and blows too
+Expected musique, the missing of which spoiled my dinner
+Expressly taking care that nobody might see this business done
+Fear of making her think me to be in a better condition
+Fear all his kindness is but only his lust to her
+Feared I might meet with some people that might know me
+Fetch masts from New England
+Few in any age that do mind anything that is abstruse
+Find myself to over-value things when a child
+Gadding abroad to look after beauties
+Generally with corruption, but most indeed with neglect
+God forgive me! what thoughts and wishes I had
+Good writers are not admired by the present
+Greatest businesses are done so superficially
+Had no mind to meddle with her
+Having some experience, but greater conceit of it than is fit
+Hear something of the effects of our last meeting (pregnancy?)
+Helping to slip their calfes when there is occasion
+Her months upon her is gone to bed
+Her impudent tricks and ways of getting money
+How little to be presumed of in our greatest undertakings
+I had agreed with Jane Welsh, but she came not, which vexed me
+I do not like his being angry and in debt both together to me
+I will not by any over submission make myself cheap
+I slept soundly all the sermon
+Ill from my late cutting my hair so close to my head
+In my dining-room she was doing something upon the pott
+In a hackney and full of people, was ashamed to be seen
+Ireland in a very distracted condition
+Irish in Ireland, whom Cromwell had settled all in one corner
+Jane going into the boat did fall down and show her arse
+King is mighty kind to these his bastard children
+King still do doat upon his women, even beyond all shame
+Lay long caressing my wife and talking
+Let her brew as she has baked
+Little children employed, every one to do something
+Mankind pleasing themselves in the easy delights of the world
+Meazles, we fear, or, at least, of a scarlett feavour
+Methought very ill, or else I am grown worse to please
+Mind to have her bring it home
+Mrs. Lane was gone forth, and so I missed of my intent
+My wife was angry with me for not coming home, and for gadding
+My leg fell in a hole broke on the bridge
+My wife made great means to be friends, coming to my bedside
+Never to trust too much to any man in the world
+New Netherlands to English rule, under the title of New York
+Not well, and so had no pleasure at all with my poor wife
+Not when we can, but when we list
+Not the greatest wits, but the steady man
+Nothing of the memory of a man, an houre after he is dead!
+Now against her going into the country (lay together)
+Periwigg he lately made me cleansed of its nits
+Play good, but spoiled with the ryme, which breaks the sense
+Pleased to look upon their pretty daughter
+Pray God give me a heart to fear a fall, and to prepare for it!
+Presse seamen, without which we cannot really raise men
+Pretty sayings, which are generally like paradoxes
+Reduced the Dutch settlement of New Netherlands to English rule
+Rotten teeth and false, set in with wire
+Ryme, which breaks the sense
+Saw "The German Princess" acted, by the woman herself
+Sent my wife to get a place to see Turner hanged
+Shakespeare's plays
+She had the cunning to cry a great while, and talk and blubber
+She had got and used some puppy-dog water
+Sheriffs did endeavour to get one jewell
+Slabbering my band sent home for another
+So home to prayers and to bed
+Staid two hours with her kissing her, but nothing more
+Strange slavery that I stand in to beauty
+Subject to be put into a disarray upon very small occasions
+Such open flattery is beastly
+Talked with Mrs. Lane about persuading her to Hawly
+Tear all that I found either boyish or not to be worth keeping
+That hair by hair had his horse's tail pulled off indeed
+Their saws have no teeth, but it is the sand only
+There eat and drank, and had my pleasure of her twice
+There did see Mrs. Lane. . . . .
+These Lords are hard to be trusted
+Things wear out of themselves and come fair again
+Thinks she is with child, but I neither believe nor desire it
+Till 12 at night, and then home to supper and to bed
+To my Lord Sandwich, thinking to have dined there
+Travels over the high hills in Asia above the clouds
+Up, my mind very light from my last night's accounts
+Upon a very small occasion had a difference again broke out
+Very angry we were, but quickly friends again
+Very high and very foule words from her to me
+We do nothing in this office like people able to carry on a warr
+Went against me to have my wife and servants look upon them
+What wine you drinke, lett it bee at meales
+What a sorry dispatch these great persons give to business
+What is there more to be had of a woman than the possessing her
+Where a trade hath once been and do decay, it never recovers
+Wherein every party has laboured to cheat another
+Willing to receive a bribe if it were offered me
+Would either conform, or be more wise, and not be catched!
+Would make a dogg laugh
+
+
+
+
+End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of The Diary of Samuel Pepys, v37
+by Samuel Pepys, Unabridged, transcribed by Bright, edited by Wheatley
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