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+THE MAN OF DESTINY
+
+BERNARD SHAW
+
+1898
+
+The twelfth of May, 1796, in north Italy, at Tavazzano, on the
+road from Lodi to Milan. The afternoon sun is blazing serenely
+over the plains of Lombardy, treating the Alps with respect and
+the anthills with indulgence, not incommoded by the basking of
+the swine and oxen in the villages nor hurt by its cool reception
+in the churches, but fiercely disdainful of two hordes of
+mischievous insects which are the French and Austrian armies. Two
+days before, at Lodi, the Austrians tried to prevent the French
+from crossing the river by the narrow bridge there; but the
+French, commanded by a general aged 27, Napoleon Bonaparte, who
+does not understand the art of war, rushed the fireswept bridge,
+supported by a tremendous cannonade in which the young general
+assisted with his own hands. Cannonading is his technical
+specialty; he has been trained in the artillery under the old
+regime, and made perfect in the military arts of shirking his
+duties, swindling the paymaster over travelling expenses, and
+dignifying war with the noise and smoke of cannon, as depicted in
+all military portraits. He is, however, an original observer, and
+has perceived, for the first time since the invention of
+gunpowder, that a cannon ball, if it strikes a man, will kill
+him. To a thorough grasp of this remarkable discovery, he adds a
+highly evolved faculty for physical geography and for the
+calculation of times and distances. He has prodigious powers of
+work, and a clear, realistic knowledge of human nature in public
+affairs, having seen it exhaustively tested in that department
+during the French Revolution. He is imaginative without
+illusions, and creative without religion, loyalty, patriotism or
+any of the common ideals. Not that he is incapable of these
+ideals: on the contrary, he has swallowed them all in his
+boyhood, and now, having a keen dramatic faculty, is extremely
+clever at playing upon them by the arts of the actor and stage
+manager. Withal, he is no spoiled child. Poverty, ill-luck, the
+shifts of impecunious shabby-gentility, repeated failure as a
+would-be author, humiliation as a rebuffed time server, reproof
+and punishment as an incompetent and dishonest officer, an escape
+from dismissal from the service so narrow that if the emigration
+of the nobles had not raised the value of even the most rascally
+lieutenant to the famine price of a general he would have been
+swept contemptuously from the army: these trials have ground the
+conceit out of him, and forced him to be self-sufficient and to
+understand that to such men as he is the world will give nothing
+that he cannot take from it by force. In this the world is not
+free from cowardice and folly; for Napoleon, as a merciless
+cannonader of political rubbish, is making himself useful.
+indeed, it is even now impossible to live in England without
+sometimes feeling how much that country lost in not being
+conquered by him as well as by Julius Caesar.
+
+However, on this May afternoon in 1796, it is early days with
+him. He is only 26, and has but recently become a general, partly
+by using his wife to seduce the Directory (then governing France)
+partly by the scarcity of officers caused by the emigration as
+aforesaid; partly by his faculty of knowing a country, with all
+its roads, rivers, hills and valleys, as he knows the palm of his
+hand; and largely by that new faith of his in the efficacy of
+firing cannons at people. His army is, as to discipline, in a
+state which has so greatly shocked some modern writers before
+whom the following story has been enacted, that they, impressed
+with the later glory of "L'Empereur," have altogether refused to
+credit it. But Napoleon is not "L'Empereur" yet: he has only just
+been dubbed "Le Petit Caporal," and is in the stage of gaining
+influence over his men by displays of pluck. He is not in a
+position to force his will on them, in orthodox military fashion,
+by the cat o' nine tails. The French Revolution, which has
+escaped suppression solely through the monarchy's habit of being
+at least four years in arrear with its soldiers in the matter of
+pay, has substituted for that habit, as far as possible, the
+habit of not paying at all, except in promises and patriotic
+flatteries which are not compatible with martial law of the
+Prussian type. Napoleon has therefore approached the Alps in
+command of men without money, in rags, and consequently
+indisposed to stand much discipline, especially from upstart
+generals. This circumstance, which would have embarrassed an
+idealist soldier, has been worth a thousand cannon to Napoleon.
+He has said to his army, "You have patriotism and courage; but
+you have no money, no clothes, and deplorably indifferent food.
+In Italy there are all these things, and glory as well, to be
+gained by a devoted army led by a general who regards loot as the
+natural right of the soldier. I am such a general. En avant, mes
+enfants!" The result has entirely justified him. The army
+conquers Italy as the locusts conquered Cyprus. They fight all
+day and march all night, covering impossible distances and
+appearing in incredible places, not because every soldier carries
+a field marshal's baton in his knapsack, but because he hopes to
+carry at least half a dozen silver forks there next day.
+
+It must be understood, by the way, that the French army does not
+make war on the Italians. It is there to rescue them from the
+tyranny of their Austrian conquerors, and confer republican
+institutions on them; so that in incidentally looting them, it
+merely makes free with the property of its friends, who ought to
+be grateful to it, and perhaps would be if ingratitude were not
+the proverbial failing of their country. The Austrians, whom it
+fights, are a thoroughly respectable regular army, well
+disciplined, commanded by gentlemen trained and versed in the art
+of war: at the head of them Beaulieu, practising the classic art
+of war under orders from Vienna, and getting horribly beaten by
+Napoleon, who acts on his own responsibility in defiance of
+professional precedents or orders from Paris. Even when the
+Austrians win a battle, all that is necessary is to wait until
+their routine obliges them to return to their quarters for
+afternoon tea, so to speak, and win it back again from them: a
+course pursued later on with brilliant success at Marengo. On the
+whole, with his foe handicapped by Austrian statesmanship,
+classic generalship, and the exigencies of the aristocratic
+social structure of Viennese society, Napoleon finds it possible
+to be irresistible without working heroic miracles. The world,
+however, likes miracles and heroes, and is quite incapable of
+conceiving the action of such forces as academic militarism or
+Viennese drawing-roomism. Hence it has already begun to
+manufacture "L'Empereur," and thus to make it difficult for the
+romanticists of a hundred years later to credit the little scene
+now in question at Tavazzano as aforesaid.
+
+The best quarters at Tavazzano are at a little inn, the first
+house reached by travellers passing through the place from Milan
+to Lodi. It stands in a vineyard; and its principal room, a
+pleasant refuge from the summer heat, is open so widely at the
+back to this vineyard that it is almost a large veranda. The
+bolder children, much excited by the alarums and excursions of
+the past few days, and by an irruption of French troops at six
+o'clock, know that the French commander has quartered himself in
+this room, and are divided between a craving to peep in at the
+front windows and a mortal terror of the sentinel, a young
+gentleman-soldier, who, having no natural moustache, has had a
+most ferocious one painted on his face with boot blacking by his
+sergeant. As his heavy uniform, like all the uniforms of that
+day, is designed for parade without the least reference to his
+health or comfort, he perspires profusely in the sun; and his
+painted moustache has run in little streaks down his chin and
+round his neck except where it has dried in stiff japanned
+flakes, and had its sweeping outline chipped off in grotesque
+little bays and headlands, making him unspeakably ridiculous in
+the eye of History a hundred years later, but monstrous and
+horrible to the contemporary north Italian infant, to whom
+nothing would seem more natural than that he should relieve the
+monotony of his guard by pitchforking a stray child up on his
+bayonet, and eating it uncooked. Nevertheless one girl of bad
+character, in whom an instinct of privilege with soldiers is
+already dawning, does peep in at the safest window for a moment,
+before a glance and a clink from the sentinel sends her flying.
+Most of what she sees she has seen before: the vineyard at the
+back, with the old winepress and a cart among the vines; the door
+close down on her right leading to the inn entry; the landlord's
+best sideboard, now in full action for dinner, further back on
+the same side; the fireplace on the other side, with a couch near
+it, and another door, leading to the inner rooms, between it and
+the vineyard; and the table in the middle with its repast of
+Milanese risotto, cheese, grapes, bread, olives, and a big
+wickered flask of red wine.
+
+The landlord, Giuseppe Grandi, is also no novelty. He is a
+swarthy, vivacious, shrewdly cheerful, black-curled, bullet
+headed, grinning little man of 40. Naturally an excellent host,
+he is in quite special spirits this evening at his good fortune
+in having the French commander as his guest to protect him
+against the license of the troops, and actually sports a pair of
+gold earrings which he would otherwise have hidden carefully
+under the winepress with his little equipment of silver plate.
+
+Napoleon, sitting facing her on the further side of the table,
+and Napoleon's hat, sword and riding whip lying on the couch, she
+sees for the first time. He is working hard, partly at his meal,
+which he has discovered how to dispatch, by attacking all the
+courses simultaneously, in ten minutes (this practice is the
+beginning of his downfall), and partly at a map which he is
+correcting from memory, occasionally marking the position of the
+forces by taking a grapeskin from his mouth and planting it on
+the map with his thumb like a wafer. He has a supply of writing
+materials before him mixed up in disorder with the dishes and
+cruets; and his long hair gets sometimes into the risotto gravy
+and sometimes into the ink.
+
+GIUSEPPE. Will your excellency--
+
+NAPOLEON (intent on his map, but cramming himself mechanically
+with his left hand). Don't talk. I'm busy.
+
+GIUSEPPE (with perfect goodhumor). Excellency: I obey.
+
+NAPOLEON. Some red ink.
+
+GIUSEPPE. Alas! excellency, there is none.
+
+NAPOLEON (with Corsican facetiousness). Kill something and bring
+me its blood.
+
+GIUSEPPE (grinning). There is nothing but your excellency's
+horse, the sentinel, the lady upstairs, and my wife.
+
+NAPOLEON. Kill your wife.
+
+GIUSEPPE. Willingly, your excellency; but unhappily I am not
+strong enough. She would kill me.
+
+NAPOLEON. That will do equally well.
+
+GIUSEPPE. Your excellency does me too much honor. (Stretching his
+hand toward the flask.) Perhaps some wine will answer your
+excellency's purpose.
+
+NAPOLEON (hastily protecting the flask, and becoming quite
+serious). Wine! No: that would be waste. You are all the same:
+waste! waste! waste! (He marks the map with gravy, using his fork
+as a pen.) Clear away. (He finishes his wine; pushes back his
+chair; and uses his napkin, stretching his legs and leaning back,
+but still frowning and thinking.)
+
+GIUSEPPE (clearing the table and removing the things to a tray on
+the sideboard). Every man to his trade, excellency. We innkeepers
+have plenty of cheap wine: we think nothing of spilling it. You
+great generals have plenty of cheap blood: you think nothing of
+spilling it. Is it not so, excellency?
+
+NAPOLEON. Blood costs nothing: wine costs money. (He rises and
+goes to the fireplace. )
+
+GIUSEPPE. They say you are careful of everything except human
+life, excellency.
+
+NAPOLEON. Human life, my friend, is the only thing that takes
+care of itself. (He throws himself at his ease on the couch.)
+
+GIUSEPPE (admiring him). Ah, excellency, what fools we all are
+beside you! If I could only find out the secret of your success!
+
+NAPOLEON. You would make yourself Emperor of Italy, eh?
+
+GIUSEPPE. Too troublesome, excellency: I leave all that to you.
+Besides, what would become of my inn if I were Emperor? See how
+you enjoy looking on at me whilst I keep the inn for you and wait
+on you! Well, I shall enjoy looking on at you whilst you become
+Emperor of Europe, and govern the country for me. (Whilst he
+chatters, he takes the cloth off without removing the map and
+inkstand, and takes the corners in his hands and the middle of
+the edge in his mouth, to fold it up.)
+
+NAPOLEON. Emperor of Europe, eh? Why only Europe?
+
+GIUSEPPE. Why, indeed? Emperor of the world, excellency! Why not?
+(He folds and rolls up the cloth, emphasizing his phrases by the
+steps of the process.) One man is like another (fold): one
+country is like another (fold): one battle is like another. (At
+the last fold, he slaps the cloth on the table and deftly rolls
+it up, adding, by way of peroration) Conquer one: conquer all.
+(He takes the cloth to the sideboard, and puts it in a drawer.)
+
+NAPOLEON. And govern for all; fight for all; be everybody's
+servant under cover of being everybody's master: Giuseppe.
+
+GIUSEPPE (at the sideboard). Excellency.
+
+NAPOLEON. I forbid you to talk to me about myself.
+
+GIUSEPPE (coming to the foot of the couch). Pardon. Your
+excellency is so unlike other great men. It is the subject they
+like best.
+
+NAPOLEON. Well, talk to me about the subject they like next best,
+whatever that may be.
+
+GIUSEPPE (unabashed). Willingly, your excellency. Has your
+excellency by any chance caught a glimpse of the lady upstairs?
+
+(Napoleon promptly sits up and looks at him with an interest
+which entirely justifies the implied epigram.)
+
+NAPOLEON. How old is she?
+
+GIUSEPPE. The right age, excellency.
+
+NAPOLEON. Do you mean seventeen or thirty?
+
+GIUSEPPE. Thirty, excellency.
+
+NAPOLEON. Goodlooking?
+
+GIUSEPPE. I cannot see with your excellency's eyes: every man
+must judge that for himself. In my opinion, excellency, a fine
+figure of a lady. (Slyly.) Shall I lay the table for her
+collation here?
+
+NAPOLEON (brusquely, rising). No: lay nothing here until the
+officer for whom I am waiting comes back. (He looks at his watch,
+and takes to walking to and fro between the fireplace and the
+vineyard.)
+
+GIUSEPPE (with conviction). Excellency: believe me, he has been
+captured by the accursed Austrians. He dare not keep you waiting
+if he were at liberty.
+
+NAPOLEON (turning at the edge of the shadow of the veranda).
+Giuseppe: if that turns out to be true, it will put me into such
+a temper that nothing short of hanging you and your whole
+household, including the lady upstairs, will satisfy me.
+
+GIUSEPPE. We are all cheerfully at your excellency's disposal,
+except the lady. I cannot answer for her; but no lady could
+resist you, General.
+
+NAPOLEON (sourly, resuming his march). Hm! You will never be
+hanged. There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not
+object to it.
+
+GIUSEPPE (sympathetically). Not the least in the world,
+excellency: is there? (Napoleon again looks at his watch,
+evidently growing anxious.) Ah, one can see that you are a great
+man, General: you know how to wait. If it were a corporal now, or
+a sub-lieutenant, at the end of three minutes he would be
+swearing, fuming, threatening, pulling the house about our ears.
+
+NAPOLEON. Giuseppe: your flatteries are insufferable. Go and talk
+outside. (He sits down again at the table, with his jaws in his
+hands, and his elbows propped on the map, poring over it with a
+troubled expression.)
+
+GIUSEPPE. Willingly, your excellency. You shall not be disturbed.
+(He takes up the tray and prepares to withdraw.)
+
+NAPOLEON. The moment he comes back, send him to me.
+
+GIUSEPPE. Instantaneously, your excellency.
+
+A LADY'S VOICE (calling from some distant part of the inn).
+Giusep-pe! (The voice is very musical, and the two final notes
+make an ascending interval.)
+
+NAPOLEON (startled). What's that? What's that?
+
+GIUSEPPE (resting the end of his tray on the table and leaning
+over to speak the more confidentially). The lady, excellency.
+
+NAPOLEON (absently). Yes. What lady? Whose lady?
+
+GIUSEPPE. The strange lady, excellency.
+
+NAPOLEON. What strange lady?
+
+GIUSEPPE (with a shrug). Who knows? She arrived here half an hour
+before you in a hired carriage belonging to the Golden Eagle at
+Borghetto. Actually by herself, excellency. No servants. A
+dressing bag and a trunk: that is all. The postillion says she
+left a horse--a charger, with military trappings, at the Golden
+Eagle.
+
+NAPOLEON. A woman with a charger! That's extraordinary.
+
+THE LADY'S VOICE (the two final notes now making a peremptory
+descending interval). Giuseppe!
+
+NAPOLEON (rising to listen). That's an interesting voice.
+
+GIUSEPPE. She is an interesting lady, excellency. (Calling.)
+Coming, lady, coming. (He makes for the inner door.)
+
+NAPOLEON (arresting him with a strong hand on his shoulder).
+Stop. Let her come.
+
+VOICE. Giuseppe!! (Impatiently.)
+
+GIUSEPPE (pleadingly). Let me go, excellency. It is my point of
+honor as an innkeeper to come when I am called. I appeal to you
+as a soldier.
+
+A MAN's VOICE (outside, at the inn door, shouting). Here,
+someone. Hello! Landlord. Where are you? (Somebody raps
+vigorously with a whip handle on a bench in the passage.)
+
+NAPOLEON (suddenly becoming the commanding officer again and
+throwing Giuseppe off). There he is at last. (Pointing to the
+inner door.) Go. Attend to your business: the lady is calling
+you. (He goes to the fireplace and stands with his back to it
+with a determined military air.)
+
+GIUSEPPE (with bated breath, snatching up his tray). Certainly,
+excellency. (He hurries out by the inner door.)
+
+THE MAN's VOICE (impatiently). Are you all asleep here? (The door
+opposite the fireplace is kicked rudely open; and a dusty
+sub-lieutenant bursts into the room. He is a chuckle-headed young
+man of 24, with the fair, delicate, clear skin of a man of rank,
+and a self-assurance on that ground which the French Revolution
+has failed to shake in the smallest degree. He has a thick silly
+lip, an eager credulous eye, an obstinate nose, and a loud
+confident voice. A young man without fear, without reverence,
+without imagination, without sense, hopelessly insusceptible to
+the Napoleonic or any other idea, stupendously egotistical,
+eminently qualified to rush in where angels fear to tread, yet of
+a vigorous babbling vitality which bustles him into the thick of
+things. He is just now boiling with vexation, attributable by a
+superficial observer to his impatience at not being promptly
+attended to by the staff of the inn, but in which a more
+discerning eye can perceive a certain moral depth, indicating a
+more permanent and momentous grievance. On seeing Napoleon, he is
+sufficiently taken aback to check himself and salute; but he does
+not betray by his manner any of that prophetic consciousness of
+Marengo and Austerlitz, Waterloo and St. Helena, or the
+Napoleonic pictures of Delaroche and Meissonier, which modern
+culture will instinctively expect from him.)
+
+NAPOLEON (sharply). Well, sir, here you are at last. Your
+instructions were that I should arrive here at six, and that I
+was to find you waiting for me with my mail from Paris and with
+despatches. It is now twenty minutes to eight. You were sent on
+this service as a hard rider with the fastest horse in the camp.
+You arrive a hundred minutes late, on foot. Where is your horse!
+
+THE LIEUTENANT (moodily pulling off his gloves and dashing them
+with his cap and whip on the table). Ah! where indeed? That's
+just what I should like to know, General. (With emotion.) You
+don't know how fond I was of that horse.
+
+NAPOLEON (angrily sarcastic). Indeed! (With sudden misgiving.)
+Where are the letters and despatches?
+
+THE LIEUTENANT (importantly, rather pleased than otherwise at
+having some remarkable news). I don't know.
+
+NAPOLEON (unable to believe his ears). You don't know!
+
+LIEUTENANT. No more than you do, General. Now I suppose I shall
+be court-martialled. Well, I don't mind being court-martialled;
+but (with solemn determination) I tell you, General, if ever I
+catch that innocent looking youth, I'll spoil his beauty, the
+slimy little liar! I'll make a picture of him. I'll--
+
+NAPOLEON (advancing from the hearth to the table). What innocent
+looking youth? Pull yourself together, sir, will you; and give an
+account of yourself.
+
+LIEUTENANT (facing him at the opposite side of the table, leaning
+on it with his fists). Oh, I'm all right, General: I'm perfectly
+ready to give an account of myself. I shall make the
+court-martial thoroughly understand that the fault was not mine.
+Advantage has been taken of the better side of my nature; and I'm
+not ashamed of it. But with all respect to you as my commanding
+officer, General, I say again that if ever I set eyes on that son
+of Satan, I'll--
+
+NAPOLEON (angrily). So you said before.
+
+LIEUTENANT (drawing himself upright). I say it again. just wait
+until I catch him. Just wait: that's all. (He folds his arms
+resolutely, and breathes hard, with compressed lips.)
+
+NAPOLEON. I AM waiting, sir--for your explanation.
+
+LIEUTENANT (confidently). You'll change your tone, General, when
+you hear what has happened to me.
+
+NAPOLEON. Nothing has happened to you, sir: you are alive and not
+disabled. Where are the papers entrusted to you?
+
+LIEUTENANT. Nothing! Nothing!! Oho! Well, we'll see. (Posing
+himself to overwhelm Napoleon with his news.) He swore eternal
+brotherhood with me. Was that nothing? He said my eyes reminded
+him of his sister's eyes. Was that nothing? He cried--actually
+cried--over the story of my separation from Angelica. Was that
+nothing? He paid for both bottles of wine, though he only ate
+bread and grapes himself. Perhaps you call that nothing! He gave
+me his pistols and his horse and his despatches--most important
+despatches--and let me go away with them. (Triumphantly, seeing
+that he has reduced Napoleon to blank stupefaction.) Was THAT
+nothing?
+
+NAPOLEON (enfeebled by astonishment). What did he do that for?
+
+LIEUTENANT (as if the reason were obvious). To show his
+confidence in me. (Napoleon's jaw does not exactly drop; but its
+hinges become nerveless. The Lieutenant proceeds with honest
+indignation.) And I was worthy of his confidence: I brought them
+all back honorably. But would you believe it?--when I trusted him
+with MY pistols, and MY horse, and MY despatches--
+
+NAPOLEON (enraged). What the devil did you do that for?
+
+LIEUTENANT. Why, to show my confidence in him, of course. And he
+betrayed it--abused it--never came back. The thief! the swindler!
+the heartless, treacherous little blackguard! You call that
+nothing, I suppose. But look here, General: (again resorting to
+the table with his fist for greater emphasis) YOU may put up with
+this outrage from the Austrians if you like; but speaking for
+myself personally, I tell you that if ever I catch--
+
+NAPOLEON (turning on his heel in disgust and irritably resuming
+his march to and fro). Yes: you have said that more than once
+already.
+
+LIEUTENANT (excitedly). More than once! I'll say it fifty times;
+and what's more, I'll do it. You'll see, General. I'll show my
+confidence in him, so I will. I'll--
+
+NAPOLEON. Yes, yes, sir: no doubt you will. What kind of man was
+he?
+
+LIEUTENANT. Well, I should think you ought to be able to tell
+from his conduct the sort of man he was.
+
+NAPOLEON. Psh! What was he like?
+
+LIEUTENANT. Like! He's like--well, you ought to have just seen
+the fellow: that will give you a notion of what he was like. He
+won't be like it five minutes after I catch him; for I tell you
+that if ever--
+
+NAPOLEON (shouting furiously for the innkeeper). Giuseppe! (To
+the Lieutenant, out of all patience.) Hold your tongue, sir, if
+you can.
+
+LIEUTENANT. I warn you it's no use to try to put the blame on me.
+(Plaintively.) How was I to know the sort of fellow he was? (He
+takes a chair from between the sideboard and the outer door;
+places it near the table; and sits down.) If you only knew how
+hungry and tired I am, you'd have more consideration.
+
+GIUSEPPE (returning). What is it, excellency?
+
+NAPOLEON (struggling with his temper). Take this--this officer.
+Feed him; and put him to bed, if necessary. When he is in his
+right mind again, find out what has happened to him and bring me
+word. (To the Lieutenant.) Consider yourself under arrest, sir.
+
+LIEUTENANT (with sulky stiffness). I was prepared for that. It
+takes a gentleman to understand a gentleman. (He throws his sword
+on the table. Giuieppe takes it up and politely offers it to
+Napoleon, who throws it violently on the couch.)
+
+GIUSEPPE (with sympathetic concern). Have you been attacked by
+the Austrians, lieutenant? Dear, dear, dear!
+
+LIEUTENANT (contemptuously). Attacked! I could have broken his
+back between my finger and thumb. I wish I had, now. No: it was
+by appealing to the better side of my nature: that's what I can't
+get over. He said he'd never met a man he liked so much as me. He
+put his handkerchief round my neck because a gnat bit me, and my
+stock was chafing it. Look! (He pulls a handkerchief from his
+stock. Giuseppe takes it and examines it.)
+
+GIUSEPPE (to Napoleon). A lady's handkerchief, excellency. (He
+smells it.) Perfumed!
+
+NAPOLEON. Eh? (He takes it and looks at it attentively.) Hm! (He
+smells it.) Ha! (He walks thoughtfully across the room, looking
+at the handkerchief, which he finally sticks in the breast of his
+coat.)
+
+LIEUTENANT. Good enough for him, anyhow. I noticed that he had a
+woman's hands when he touched my neck, with his coaxing, fawning
+ways, the mean, effeminate little hound. (Lowering his voice with
+thrilling intensity.) But mark my words, General. If ever--
+
+THE LADY'S VOICE (outside, as before). Giuseppe!
+
+LIEUTENANT (petrified). What was that?
+
+GIUSEPPE. Only a lady upstairs, lieutenant, calling me.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Lady!
+
+VOICE. Giuseppe, Giuseppe: where ARE you?
+
+LIEUTENANT (murderously). Give me that sword. (He strides to the
+couch; snatches the sword; and draws it.)
+
+GIUSEPPE (rushing forward and seizing his right arm.) What are
+you thinking of, lieutenant? It's a lady: don't you hear that
+it's a woman's voice?
+
+LIEUTENANT. It's HIS voice, I tell you. Let me go. (He breaks
+away, and rushes to the inner door. It opens in his face; and the
+Strange Lady steps in. She is a very attractive lady, tall and
+extraordinarily graceful, with a delicately intelligent,
+apprehensive, questioning face--perception in the brow,
+sensitiveness in the nostrils, character in the chin: all keen,
+refined, and original. She is very feminine, but by no means
+weak: the lithe, tender figure is hung on a strong frame: the
+hands and feet, neck and shoulders, are no fragile ornaments, but
+of full size in proportion to her stature, which considerably
+exceeds that of Napoleon and the innkeeper, and leaves her at no
+disadvantage with the lieutenant. Only her elegance and radiant
+charm keep the secret of her size and strength. She is not,
+judging by her dress, an admirer of the latest fashions of the
+Directory; or perhaps she uses up her old dresses for travelling.
+At all events she wears no jacket with extravagant lappels, no
+Greco-Tallien sham chiton, nothing, indeed, that the Princesse de
+Lamballe might not have worn. Her dress of flowered silk is long
+waisted, with a Watteau pleat behind, but with the paniers
+reduced to mere rudiments, as she is too tall for them. It is cut
+low in the neck, where it is eked out by a creamy fichu. She is
+fair, with golden brown hair and grey eyes.
+
+She enters with the self-possession of a woman accustomed to the
+privileges of rank and beauty. The innkeeper, who has excellent
+natural manners, is highly appreciative of her. Napoleon, on whom
+her eyes first fall, is instantly smitten self-conscious. His
+color deepens: he becomes stiffer and less at ease than before.
+She perceives this instantly, and, not to embarrass him, turns in
+an infinitely well bred manner to pay the respect of a glance to
+the other gentleman, who is staring at her dress, as at the
+earth's final masterpiece of treacherous dissimulation, with
+feelings altogether inexpressible and indescribable. As she looks
+at him, she becomes deadly pale. There is no mistaking her
+expression: a revelation of some fatal error utterly unexpected,
+has suddenly appalled her in the midst of tranquillity, security
+and victory. The next moment a wave of color rushes up from
+beneath the creamy fichu and drowns her whole face. One can see
+that she is blushing all over her body. Even the lieutenant,
+ordinarily incapable of observation, and just now lost in the
+tumult of his wrath, can see a thing when it is painted red for
+him. Interpreting the blush as the involuntary confession of
+black deceit confronted with its victim, he points to it with a
+loud crow of retributive triumph, and then, seizing her by the
+wrist, pulls her past him into the room as he claps the door to,
+and plants himself with his back to it.)
+
+LIEUTENANT. So I've got you, my lad. So you've disguised
+yourself, have you? (In a voice of thunder.) Take off that skirt.
+
+GIUSEPPE (remonstrating). Oh, lieutenant!
+
+LADY (affrighted, but highly indignant at his having dared to
+touch her). Gentlemen: I appeal to you. Giuseppe. (Making a
+movement as if to run to Giuseppe.)
+
+LIEUTENANT (interposing, sword in hand). No you don't.
+
+LADY (taking refuge with Napoleon). Ah, sir, you are an officer--
+a general. You will protect me, will you not?
+
+LIEUTENANT. Never you mind him, General. Leave me to deal with
+him.
+
+NAPOLEON. With him! With whom, sir? Why do you treat this lady in
+such a fashion?
+
+LIEUTENANT. Lady! He's a man! the man I showed my confidence in.
+(Advancing threateningly.) Here you--
+
+LADY (running behind Napoleon and in her agitation embracing the
+arm which he instinctively extends before her as a
+fortification). Oh, thank you, General. Keep him away.
+
+NAPOLEON. Nonsense, sir. This is certainly a lady (she suddenly
+drops his arm and blushes again); and you are under arrest. Put
+down your sword, sir, instantly.
+
+LIEUTENANT. General: I tell you he's an Austrian spy. He passed
+himself off on me as one of General Massena's staff this
+afternoon; and now he's passing himself off on you as a woman. Am
+I to believe my own eyes or not?
+
+LADY. General: it must be my brother. He is on General Massena's
+staff. He is very like me.
+
+LIEUTENANT (his mind giving way). Do you mean to say that you're
+not your brother, but your sister?--the sister who was so like
+me?--who had my beautiful blue eyes? It was a lie: your eyes are
+not like mine: they're exactly like your own. What perfidy!
+
+NAPOLEON. Lieutenant: will you obey my orders and leave the room,
+since you are convinced at last that this is no gentleman?
+
+LIEUTENANT. Gentleman! I should think not. No gentleman would
+have abused my confi--
+
+NAPOLEON (out of all patience). Enough, sir, enough. Will you
+leave the room. I order you to leave the room.
+
+LADY. Oh, pray let ME go instead.
+
+NAPOLEON (drily). Excuse me, madame. With all respect to your
+brother, I do not yet understand what an officer on General
+Massena's staff wants with my letters. I have some questions to
+put to you.
+
+GIUSEPPE (discreetly). Come, lieutenant. (He opens the door.)
+
+LIEUTENANT. I'm off. General: take warning by me: be on your
+guard against the better side of your nature. (To the lady.)
+Madame: my apologies. I thought you were the same person, only of
+the opposite sex; and that naturally misled me.
+
+LADY (sweetly). It was not your fault, was it? I'm so glad
+you're not angry with me any longer, lieutenant. (She offers her
+hand.)
+
+LIEUTENANT (bending gallantly to kiss it). Oh, madam, not the
+lea-- (Checking himself and looking at it.) You have your
+brother's hand. And the same sort of ring.
+
+LADY (sweetly). We are twins.
+
+LIEUTENANT. That accounts for it. (He kisses her hand.) A
+thousand pardons. I didn't mind about the despatches at all:
+that's more the General's affair than mine: it was the abuse of
+my confidence through the better side of my nature. (Taking his
+cap, gloves, and whip from the table and going.) You'll excuse my
+leaving you, General, I hope. Very sorry, I'm sure. (He talks
+himself out of the room. Giuseppe follows him and shuts the
+door.)
+
+NAPOLEON (looking after them with concentrated irritation).
+Idiot! (The Strange Lady smiles sympathetically. He comes
+frowning down the room between the table and the fireplace, all
+his awkwardness gone now that he is alone with her.)
+
+LADY. How can I thank you, General, for your protection?
+
+NAPOLEON (turning on her suddenly). My despatches: come! (He puts
+out his hand for them.)
+
+LADY. General! (She involuntarily puts her hands on her fichu as
+if to protect something there.)
+
+NAPOLEON. You tricked that blockhead out of them. You disguised
+yourself as a man. I want my despatches. They are there in the
+bosom of your dress, under your hands.
+
+LADY (quickly removing her hands). Oh, how unkindly you are
+speaking to me! (She takes her handkerchief from her fichu.) You
+frighten me. (She touches her eyes as if to wipe away a tear.)
+
+NAPOLEON. I see you don't know me madam, or you would save
+yourself the trouble of pretending to cry.
+
+LADY (producing an effect of smiling through her tears). Yes, I
+do know you. You are the famous General Buonaparte. (She gives
+the name a marked Italian pronunciation Bwaw-na-parr-te.)
+
+NAPOLEON (angrily, with the French pronunciation). Bonaparte,
+madame, Bonaparte. The papers, if you please.
+
+LADY. But I assure you-- (He snatches the handkerchief rudely
+from her.) General! (Indignantly.)
+
+NAPOLEON (taking the other handkerchief from his breast). You
+were good enough to lend one of your handkerchiefs to my
+lieutenant when you robbed him. (He looks at the two
+handkerchiefs.) They match one another. (He smells them.) The
+same scent. (He flings them down on the table.) I am waiting for
+the despatches. I shall take them, if necessary, with as little
+ceremony as the handkerchief. (This historical incident was used
+eighty years later, by M. Victorien Sardou, in his drama entitled
+"Dora.")
+
+LADY (in dignified reproof). General: do you threaten women?
+
+NAPOLEON (bluntly). Yes.
+
+LADY (disconcerted, trying to gain time). But I don't understand.
+I--
+
+NAPOLEON. You understand perfectly. You came here because your
+Austrian employers calculated that I was six leagues away. I am
+always to be found where my enemies don't expect me. You have
+walked into the lion's den. Come: you are a brave woman. Be a
+sensible one: I have no time to waste. The papers. (He advances a
+step ominously).
+
+LADY (breaking down in the childish rage of impotence, and
+throwing herself in tears on the chair left beside the table by
+the lieutenant). I brave! How little you know! I have spent the
+day in an agony of fear. I have a pain here from the tightening
+of my heart at every suspicious look, every threatening movement.
+Do you think every one is as brave as you? Oh, why will not you
+brave people do the brave things? Why do you leave them to us,
+who have no courage at all? I'm not brave: I shrink from
+violence: danger makes me miserable.
+
+NAPOLEON (interested). Then why have you thrust yourself into
+danger?
+
+LADY. Because there is no other way: I can trust nobody else. And
+now it is all useless--all because of you, who have no fear,
+because you have no heart, no feeling, no-- (She breaks off, and
+throws herself on her knees.) Ah, General, let me go: let me go
+without asking any questions. You shall have your despatches and
+letters: I swear it.
+
+NAPOLEON (holding out his hand). Yes: I am waiting for them.
+(She gasps, daunted by his ruthless promptitude into despair of
+moving him by cajolery; but as she looks up perplexedly at him,
+it is plain that she is racking her brains for some device to
+outwit him. He meets her regard inflexibly.)
+
+LADY (rising at last with a quiet little sigh). I will get them
+for you. They are in my room. (She turns to the door.)
+
+NAPOLEON. I shall accompany you, madame.
+
+LADY (drawing herself up with a noble air of offended delicacy).I
+cannot permit you, General, to enter my chamber.
+
+NAPOLEON. Then you shall stay here, madame, whilst I have your
+chamber searched for my papers.
+
+LADY (spitefully, openly giving up her plan). You may save
+yourself the trouble. They are not there.
+
+NAPOLEON. No: I have already told you where they are. (Pointing
+to her breast.)
+
+LADY (with pretty piteousness). General: I only want to keep one
+little private letter. Only one. Let me have it.
+
+NAPOLEON (cold and stern). Is that a reasonable demand, madam?
+
+LADY (encouraged by his not refusing point blank). No; but that
+is why you must grant it. Are your own demands reasonable?
+thousands of lives for the sake of your victories, your
+ambitions, your destiny! And what I ask is such a little thing.
+And I am only a weak woman, and you a brave man. (She looks at
+him with her eyes full of tender pleading and is about to kneel
+to him again.)
+
+NAPOLEON (brusquely). Get up, get up. (He turns moodily away and
+takes a turn across the room, pausing for a moment to say, over
+his shoulder) You're talking nonsense; and you know it. (She gets
+up and sits down in almost listless despair on the couch. When he
+turns and sees her there, he feels that his victory is complete,
+and that he may now indulge in a little play with his victim. He
+comes back and sits beside her. She looks alarmed and moves a
+little away from him; but a ray of rallying hope beams from her
+eye. He begins like a man enjoying some secret joke.) How do you
+know I am a brave man?
+
+LADY (amazed). You! General Buonaparte. (Italian pronunciation.)
+
+NAPOLEON. Yes, I, General Bonaparte (emphasizing the French
+pronunciation).
+
+LADY. Oh, how can you ask such a question? you! who stood only
+two days ago at the bridge at Lodi, with the air full of death,
+fighting a duel with cannons across the river! (Shuddering.) Oh,
+you DO brave things.
+
+NAPOLEON. So do you.
+
+LADY. I! (With a sudden odd thought.) Oh! Are you a coward?
+
+NAPOLEON (laughing grimly and pinching her cheek). That is the
+one question you must never ask a soldier. The sergeant asks
+after the recruit's height, his age, his wind, his limb, but
+never after his courage. (He gets up and walks about with his
+hands behind him and his head bowed, chuckling to himself.)
+
+LADY (as if she had found it no laughing matter). Ah, you can
+laugh at fear. Then you don't know what fear is.
+
+NAPOLEON (coming behind the couch). Tell me this. Suppose you
+could have got that letter by coming to me over the bridge at
+Lodi the day before yesterday! Suppose there had been no other
+way, and that this was a sure way--if only you escaped the
+cannon! (She shudders and covers her eyes for a moment with her
+hands.) Would you have been afraid?
+
+LADY. Oh, horribly afraid, agonizingly afraid. (She presses her
+hands on her heart.) It hurts only to imagine it.
+
+NAPOLEON (inflexibly). Would you have come for the despatches?
+
+LADY (overcome by the imagined horror). Don't ask me. I must have
+come.
+
+NAPOLEON. Why?
+
+LADY. Because I must. Because there would have been no other way.
+
+NAPOLEON (with conviction). Because you would have wanted my
+letter enough to bear your fear. There is only one universal
+passion: fear. Of all the thousand qualities a man may have, the
+only one you will find as certainly in the youngest drummer boy
+in my army as in me, is fear. It is fear that makes men fight: it
+is indifference that makes them run away: fear is the mainspring
+of war. Fear! I know fear well, better than you, better than any
+woman. I once saw a regiment of good Swiss soldiers massacred by
+a mob in Paris because I was afraid to interfere: I felt myself a
+coward to the tips of my toes as I looked on at it. Seven months
+ago I revenged my shame by pounding that mob to death with cannon
+balls. Well, what of that? Has fear ever held a man back from
+anything he really wanted--or a woman either? Never. Come with
+me; and I will show you twenty thousand cowards who will risk
+death every day for the price of a glass of brandy. And do you
+think there are no women in the army, braver than the men,
+because their lives are worth less? Psha! I think nothing of your
+fear or your bravery. If you had had to come across to me at
+Lodi, you would not have been afraid: once on the bridge, every
+other feeling would have gone down before the necessity--the
+necessity--for making your way to my side and getting what you
+wanted.
+
+And now, suppose you had done all this--suppose you had come
+safely out with that letter in your hand, knowing that when the
+hour came, your fear had tightened, not your heart, but your grip
+of your own purpose--that it had ceased to be fear, and had
+become strength, penetration, vigilance, iron resolution--how
+would you answer then if you were asked whether you were a
+coward?
+
+LADY (rising). Ah, you are a hero, a real hero.
+
+NAPOLEON. Pooh! there's no such thing as a real hero. (He strolls
+down the room, making light of her enthusiasm, but by no means
+displeased with himself for having evoked it.)
+
+LADY. Ah, yes, there is. There is a difference between what you
+call my bravery and yours. You wanted to win the battle of Lodi
+for yourself and not for anyone else, didn't you?
+
+NAPOLEON. Of course. (Suddenly recollecting himself.) Stop: no.
+(He pulls himself piously together, and says, like a man
+conducting a religious service) I am only the servant of the
+French republic, following humbly in the footsteps of the heroes
+of classical antiquity. I win battles for humanity--for my
+country, not for myself.
+
+LADY (disappointed). Oh, then you are only a womanish hero, after
+all. (She sits down again, all her enthusiasm gone, her elbow on
+the end of the couch, and her cheek propped on her hand.)
+
+NAPOLEON (greatly astonished). Womanish!
+
+LADY (listlessly). Yes, like me. (With deep melancholy.) Do you
+think that if I only wanted those despatches for myself, I dare
+venture into a battle for them? No: if that were all, I should
+not have the courage to ask to see you at your hotel, even. My
+courage is mere slavishness: it is of no use to me for my own
+purposes. It is only through love, through pity, through the
+instinct to save and protect someone else, that I can do the
+things that terrify me.
+
+NAPOLEON (contemptuously). Pshaw! (He turns slightingly away from
+her.)
+
+LADY. Aha! now you see that I'm not really brave. (Relapsing into
+petulant listlessness.) But what right have you to despise me if
+you only win your battles for others? for your country! through
+patriotism! That is what I call womanish: it is so like a
+Frenchman!
+
+NAPOLEON (furiously). I am no Frenchman.
+
+LADY (innocently). I thought you said you won the battle of Lodi
+for your country, General Bu-- shall I pronounce it in Italian or
+French?
+
+NAPOLEON. You are presuming on my patience, madam. I was born a
+French subject, but not in France.
+
+LADY (folding her arms on the end of the couch, and leaning on
+them with a marked access of interest in him). You were not born
+a subject at all, I think.
+
+NAPOLEON (greatly pleased, starting on a fresh march). Eh? Eh?
+You think not.
+
+LADY. I am sure of it.
+
+NAPOLEON. Well, well, perhaps not. (The self-complacency of his
+assent catches his own ear. He stops short, reddening. Then,
+composing himself into a solemn attitude, modelled on the heroes
+of classical antiquity, he takes a high moral tone.) But we must
+not live for ourselves alone, little one. Never forget that we
+should always think of others, and work for others, and lead and
+govern them for their own good. Self-sacrifice is the foundation
+of all true nobility of character.
+
+LADY (again relaxing her attitude with a sigh). Ah, it is easy to
+see that you have never tried it, General.
+
+NAPOLEON (indignantly, forgetting all about Brutus and Scipio).
+What do you mean by that speech, madam?
+
+LADY. Haven't you noticed that people always exaggerate the value
+of the things they haven't got? The poor think they only need
+riches to be quite happy and good. Everybody worships truth,
+purity, unselfishness, for the same reason--because they have no
+experience of them. Oh, if they only knew!
+
+NAPOLEON (with angry derision). If they only knew! Pray, do you
+know?
+
+LADY (with her arms stretched down and her hands clasped on her
+knees, looking straight before her). Yes. I had the misfortune to
+be born good. (Glancing up at him for a moment.) And it is a
+misfortune, I can tell you, General. I really am truthful and
+unselfish and all the rest of it; and it's nothing but cowardice;
+want of character; want of being really, strongly, positively
+oneself.
+
+NAPOLEON. Ha? (Turning to her quickly with a flash of strong
+interest.)
+
+LADY (earnestly, with rising enthusiasm). What is the secret of
+your power? Only that you believe in yourself. You can fight and
+conquer for yourself and for nobody else. You are not afraid of
+your own destiny. You teach us what we all might be if we had the
+will and courage; and that (suddenly sinking on her knees before
+him) is why we all begin to worship you. (She kisses his hands.)
+
+NAPOLEON (embarrassed). Tut, tut! Pray rise, madam.
+
+LADY. Do not refuse my homage: it is your right. You will be
+emperor of France
+
+NAPOLEON (hurriedly). Take care. Treason!
+
+LADY (insisting). Yes, emperor of France; then of Europe; perhaps
+of the world. I am only the first subject to swear allegiance.
+(Again kissing his hand.) My Emperor!
+
+NAPOLEON (overcome, raising her). Pray, pray. No, no,
+little one: this is folly. Come: be calm, be calm. (Petting her.)
+There, there, my girl.
+
+LADY (struggling with happy tears). Yes, I know it is an
+impertinence in me to tell you what you must know far better than
+I do. But you are not angry with me, are you?
+
+NAPOLEON. Angry! No, no: not a bit, not a bit. Come: you are a
+very clever and sensible and interesting little woman. (He pats
+her on the cheek.) Shall we be friends?
+
+LADY (enraptured). Your friend! You will let me be your friend!
+Oh! (She offers him both her hands with a radiant smile.) You
+see: I show my confidence in you.
+
+NAPOLEON (with a yell of rage, his eyes flashing). What!
+
+LADY. What's the matter?
+
+NAPOLEON. Show your confidence in me! So that I may show my
+confidence in you in return by letting you give me the slip with
+the despatches, eh? Ah, Dalila, Dalila, you have been trying your
+tricks on me; and I have been as great a gull as my jackass of a
+lieutenant. (He advances threateningly on her.) Come: the
+despatches. Quick: I am not to be trifled with now.
+
+LADY (flying round the couch). General--
+
+NAPOLEON. Quick, I tell you. (He passes swiftly up the middle of
+the room and intercepts her as she makes for the vineyard.)
+
+LADY (at bay, confronting him). You dare address me in that tone.
+
+NAPOLEON. Dare!
+
+LADY. Yes, dare. Who are you that you should presume to speak to
+me in that coarse way? Oh, the vile, vulgar Corsican adventurer
+comes out in you very easily.
+
+NAPOLEON (beside himself). You she devil! (Savagely.) Once more,
+and only once, will you give me those papers or shall I tear them
+from you--by force?
+
+LADY (letting her hands fall ). Tear them from me--by force! (As
+he glares at her like a tiger about to spring, she crosses her
+arms on her breast in the attitude of a martyr. The gesture and
+pose instantly awaken his theatrical instinct: he forgets his
+rage in the desire to show her that in acting, too, she has met
+her match. He keeps her a moment in suspense; then suddenly
+clears up his countenance; puts his hands behind him with
+provoking coolness; looks at her up and down a couple of times;
+takes a pinch of snuff; wipes his fingers carefully and puts up
+his handkerchief, her heroic pose becoming more and more
+ridiculous all the time.)
+
+NAPOLEON (at last). Well?
+
+LADY (disconcerted, but with her arms still crossed devotedly).
+Well: what are you going to do?
+
+NAPOLEON. Spoil your attitude.
+
+LADY. You brute! (abandoning the attitude, she comes to the end
+of the couch, where she turns with her back to it, leaning
+against it and facing him with her hands behind her.)
+
+NAPOLEON. Ah, that's better. Now listen to me. I like you.
+What's more, I value your respect.
+
+LADY. You value what you have not got, then.
+
+NAPOLEON. I shall have it presently. Now attend to me. Suppose I
+were to allow myself to be abashed by the respect due to your
+sex, your beauty, your heroism and all the rest of it? Suppose I,
+with nothing but such sentimental stuff to stand between these
+muscles of mine and those papers which you have about you, and
+which I want and mean to have: suppose I, with the prize within
+my grasp, were to falter and sneak away with my hands empty; or,
+what would be worse, cover up my weakness by playing the
+magnanimous hero, and sparing you the violence I dared not use,
+would you not despise me from the depths of your woman's soul?
+Would any woman be such a fool? Well, Bonaparte can rise to the
+situation and act like a woman when it is necessary. Do you
+understand?
+
+The lady, without speaking, stands upright, and takes a packet of
+papers from her bosom. For a moment she has an intense impulse to
+dash them in his face. But her good breeding cuts her off from
+any vulgar method of relief. She hands them to him politely, only
+averting her head. The moment he takes them, she hurries across
+to the other side of the room; covers her face with her hands;
+and sits down, with her body turned away to the back of the
+chair.
+
+NAPOLEON (gloating over the papers). Aha! That's right. That's
+right. (Before opening them he looks at her and says) Excuse me.
+(He sees that she is hiding her face.) Very angry with me, eh?
+(He unties the packet, the seal of which is already broken, and
+puts it on the table to examine its contents.)
+
+LADY (quietly, taking down her hands and showing that she is not
+crying, but only thinking). No. You were right. But I am sorry
+for you.
+
+NAPOLEON (pausing in the act of taking the uppermost paper from
+the packet). Sorry for me! Why?
+
+LADY. I am going to see you lose your honor.
+
+NAPOLEON. Hm! Nothing worse than that? (He takes up the paper.)
+
+LADY. And your happiness.
+
+NAPOLEON. Happiness, little woman, is the most tedious thing in
+the world to me. Should I be what I am if I cared for happiness?
+Anything else?
+
+LADY. Nothing-- (He interrupts her with an exclamation of
+satisfaction. She proceeds quietly) except that you will cut a
+very foolish figure in the eyes of France.
+
+NAPOLEON (quickly). What? (The hand holding the paper
+involuntarily drops. The lady looks at him enigmatically in
+tranquil silence. He throws the letter down and breaks
+out into a torrent of scolding.) What do you mean? Eh? Are you at
+your tricks again? Do you think I don't know what these papers
+contain? I'll tell you. First, my information as to Beaulieu's
+retreat. There are only two things he can do--leatherbrained
+idiot that he is!--shut himself up in Mantua or violate the
+neutrality of Venice by taking Peschiera. You are one of old
+Leatherbrain's spies: he has discovered that he has been
+betrayed, and has sent you to intercept the information at all
+hazards--as if that could save him from ME, the old fool! The
+other papers are only my usual correspondence from Paris, of
+which you know nothing.
+
+LADY (prompt and businesslike). General: let us make a fair
+division. Take the information your spies have sent you about the
+Austrian army; and give me the Paris correspondence. That will
+content me.
+
+NAPOLEON (his breath taken away by the coolness of the proposal).
+A fair di-- (He gasps.) It seems to me, madame, that you have
+come to regard my letters as your own property, of which I am
+trying to rob you.
+
+LADY (earnestly). No: on my honor I ask for no letter of yours--
+not a word that has been written by you or to you. That packet
+contains a stolen letter: a letter written by a woman to a man--a
+man not her husband--a letter that means disgrace, infamy--
+
+NAPOLEON. A love letter?
+
+LADY (bitter-sweetly). What else but a love letter could stir up
+so much hate?
+
+NAPOLEON. Why is it sent to me? To put the husband in my power,
+eh?
+
+LADY. No, no: it can be of no use to you: I swear that it will
+cost you nothing to give it to me. It has been sent to you out of
+sheer malice--solely to injure the woman who wrote it.
+
+NAPOLEON. Then why not send it to her husband instead of to me?
+
+LADY (completely taken aback). Oh! (Sinking back into the chair.)
+I--I don't know. (She breaks down.)
+
+NAPOLEON. Aha! I thought so: a little romance to get the papers
+back. (He throws the packet on the table and confronts her with
+cynical goodhumor.) Per Bacco, little woman, I can't help
+admiring you. If I could lie like that, it would save me a great
+deal of trouble.
+
+LADY (wringing her hands). Oh, how I wish I really had told you
+some lie! You would have believed me then. The truth is the one
+thing that nobody will believe.
+
+NAPOLEON (with coarse familiarity, treating her as if she were a
+vivandiere). Capital! Capital! (He puts his hands behind him on
+the table, and lifts himself on to it, sitting with his arms
+akimbo and his legs wide apart.) Come: I am a true Corsican in my
+love for stories. But I could tell them better than you if I set
+my mind to it. Next time you are asked why a letter compromising
+a wife should not be sent to her husband, answer simply that the
+husband would not read it. Do you suppose, little innocent, that
+a man wants to be compelled by public opinion to make a scene, to
+fight a duel, to break up his household, to injure his career by
+a scandal, when he can avoid it all by taking care not to know?
+
+LADY (revolted). Suppose that packet contained a letter about
+your own wife?
+
+NAPOLEON (offended, coming off the table). You are impertinent,
+madame.
+
+LADY (humbly). I beg your above suspicion.
+
+NAPOLEON (with a deliberate assumption of superiority). You have
+committed an indiscretion. I pardon you. In future, do not permit
+yourself to introduce real persons in your romances.
+
+LADY (politely ignoring a speech which is to her only a breach of
+good manners, and rising to move towards the table). General:
+there really is a woman's letter there. (Pointing to the packet.)
+Give it to me.
+
+NAPOLEON (with brute conciseness, moving so as to prevent her
+getting too near the letters). Why?
+
+LADY. She is an old friend: we were at school together. She has
+written to me imploring me to prevent the letter falling into
+your hands.
+
+NAPOLEON. Why has it been sent to me?
+
+LADY. Because it compromises the director Barras.
+
+NAPOLEON (frowning, evidently startled). Barras! (Haughtily.)
+Take care, madame. The director Barras is my attached personal
+friend.
+
+LADY (nodding placidly). Yes. You became friends through your
+wife.
+
+NAPOLEON. Again! Have I not forbidden you to speak of my wife?
+(She keeps looking curiously at him, taking no account of the
+rebuke. More and more irritated, he drops his haughty manner, of
+which he is himself somewhat impatient, and says suspiciously,
+lowering his voice) Who is this woman with whom you sympathize so
+deeply?
+
+LADY. Oh, General! How could I tell you that?
+
+NAPOLEON (ill-humoredly, beginning to walk about again in angry
+perplexity). Ay, ay: stand by one another. You are all the same,
+you women.
+
+LADY (indignantly). We are not all the same, any more than you
+are. Do you think that if _I_ loved another man, I should pretend
+to go on loving my husband, or be afraid to tell him or all the
+world? But this woman is not made that way. She governs men by
+cheating them; and (with disdain) they like it, and let her
+govern them. (She sits down again, with her back to him.)
+
+NAPOLEON (not attending to her). Barras, Barras I-- (Turning very
+threateningly to her, his face darkening.) Take care, take care:
+do you hear? You may go too far.
+
+LADY (innocently turning her face to him). What's the matter?
+
+NAPOLEON. What are you hinting at? Who is this woman?
+
+LADY (meeting his angry searching gaze with tranquil indifference
+as she sits looking up at him with her right arm resting lightly
+along the back of her chair, and one knee crossed over the
+other). A vain, silly, extravagant creature, with a very able and
+ambitious husband who knows her through and through--knows that
+she has lied to him about her age, her income, her social
+position, about everything that silly women lie about--knows that
+she is incapable of fidelity to any principle or any person; and
+yet could not help loving her--could not help his man's instinct
+to make use of her for his own advancement with Barras.
+
+NAPOLEON (in a stealthy, coldly furious whisper). This is your
+revenge, you she cat, for having had to give me the letters.
+
+LADY. Nonsense! Or do you mean that YOU are that sort of man?
+
+NAPOLEON (exasperated, clasps his hands behind him, his fingers
+twitching, and says, as he walks irritably away from her to the
+fireplace). This woman will drive me out of my senses. (To her.)
+Begone.
+
+LADY (seated immovably). Not without that letter.
+
+NAPOLEON. Begone, I tell you. (Walking from the fireplace to the
+vineyard and back to the table.) You shall have no letter. I
+don't like you. You're a detestable woman, and as ugly as Satan.
+I don't choose to be pestered by strange women. Be off. (He turns
+his back on her. In quiet amusement, she leans her cheek on her
+hand and laughs at him. He turns again, angrily mocking her.) Ha!
+ha! ha! What are you laughing at?
+
+LADY. At you, General. I have often seen persons of your sex
+getting into a pet and behaving like children; but I never saw a
+really great man do it before.
+
+NAPOLEON (brutally, flinging the words in her face). Pooh:
+flattery! flattery! coarse, impudent flattery!
+
+LADY (springing up with a bright flush in her cheeks). Oh, you
+are too bad. Keep your letters. Read the story of your own
+dishonor in them; and much good may they do you. Good-bye. (She
+goes indignantly towards the inner door.)
+
+NAPOLEON. My own--! Stop. Come back. Come back, I order you. (She
+proudly disregards his savagely peremptory tone and continues on
+her way to the door. He rushes at her; seizes her by the wrist;
+and drags her back.) Now, what do you mean? Explain. Explain, I
+tell you, or--(Threatening her. She looks at him with unflinching
+defiance.) Rrrr! you obstinate devil, you. Why can't you answer a
+civil question?
+
+LADY (deeply offended by his violence). Why do you ask me? You
+have the explanation.
+
+NAPOLEON. Where?
+
+LADY (pointing to the letters on the table). There. You have only
+to read it. (He snatches the packet up, hesitates; looks at her
+suspiciously; and throws it down again.)
+
+NAPOLEON. You seem to have forgotten your solicitude for the
+honor of your old friend.
+
+LADY. She runs no risk now: she does not quite understand her
+husband.
+
+NAPOLEON. I am to read the letter, then? (He stretches out his
+hand as if to take up the packet again, with his eye on her.)
+
+LADY. I do not see how you can very well avoid doing so now. (He
+instantly withdraws his hand.) Oh, don't be afraid. You will find
+many interesting things in it.
+
+NAPOLEON. For instance?
+
+LADY. For instance, a duel--with Barras, a domestic scene, a
+broken household, a public scandal, a checked career, all sorts
+of things.
+
+NAPOLEON. Hm! (He looks at her, takes up the packet and looks at
+it, pursing his lips and balancing it in his hand; looks at her
+again; passes the packet into his left hand and puts it behind
+his back, raising his right to scratch the back of his head as he
+turns and goes up to the edge of the vineyard, where he stands
+for a moment looking out into the vines, deep in thought. The
+Lady watches him in silence, somewhat slightingly. Suddenly he
+turns and comes back again, full of force and decision.) I grant
+your request, madame. Your courage and resolution deserve to
+succeed. Take the letters for which you have fought so well; and
+remember henceforth that you found the vile, vulgar Corsican
+adventurer as generous to the vanquished after the battle as he
+was resolute in the face of the enemy before it. (He offers her
+the packet.)
+
+LADY (without taking it, looking hard at him). What are you at
+now, I wonder? (He dashes the packet furiously to the floor.)
+Aha! I've spoiled that attitude, I think. (She makes him a pretty
+mocking curtsey.)
+
+NAPOLEON (snatching it up again). Will you take the letters and
+begone (advancing and thrusting them upon her)?
+
+LADY (escaping round the table). No: I don't want letters.
+
+NAPOLEON. Ten minutes ago, nothing else would satisfy you.
+
+LADY (keeping the table carefully between them). Ten minutes ago
+you had not insulted me past all bearing.
+
+NAPOLEON. I-- (swallowing his spleen) I apologize.
+
+LADY (coolly). Thanks. (With forced politeness he offers her the
+packet across the table. She retreats a step out of its reach and
+says) But don't you want to know whether the Austrians are at
+Mantua or Peschiera?
+
+NAPOLEON. I have already told you that I can conquer my enemies
+without the aid of spies, madame.
+
+LADY. And the letter! don't you want to read that?
+
+NAPOLEON. You have said that it is not addressed to me. I am not
+in the habit of reading other people's letters. (He again offers
+the packet.)
+
+LADY. In that case there can be no objection to your keeping it.
+All I wanted was to prevent your reading it. (Cheerfully.) Good
+afternoon, General. (She turns coolly towards the inner door.)
+
+NAPOLEON (furiously flinging the packet on the couch). Heaven
+grant me patience! (He goes up determinedly and places himself
+before the door.) Have you any sense of personal danger? Or are
+you one of those women who like to be beaten black and blue?
+
+LADY. Thank you, General: I have no doubt the sensation is very
+voluptuous; but I had rather not. I simply want to go home:
+that's all. I was wicked enough to steal your despatches; but you
+have got them back; and you have forgiven me, because (delicately
+reproducing his rhetorical cadence) you are as generous to the
+vanquished after the battle as you are resolute in the face of
+the enemy before it. Won't you say good-bye to me? (She offers
+her hand sweetly.)
+
+NAPOLEON (repulsing the advance with a gesture of concentrated
+rage, and opening the door to call fiercely). Giuseppe! (Louder.)
+Giuseppe! (He bangs the door to, and comes to the middle of the
+room. The lady goes a little way into the vineyard to avoid him.)
+
+GIUSEPPE (appearing at the door). Excellency?
+
+NAPOLEON. Where is that fool?
+
+GIUSEPPE. He has had a good dinner, according to your
+instructions, excellency, and is now doing me the honor to gamble
+with me to pass the time.
+
+NAPOLEON. Send him here. Bring him here. Come with him.
+(Giuseppe, with unruffled readiness, hurries off. Napoleon turns
+curtly to the lady, saying) I must trouble you to remain some
+moments longer, madame. (He comes to the couch. She comes from
+the vineyard down the opposite side of the room to the sideboard,
+and posts herself there, leaning against it, watching him. He
+takes the packet from the couch and deliberately buttons it
+carefully into his breast pocket, looking at her meanwhile with
+an expression which suggests that she will soon find out the
+meaning of his proceedings, and will not like it. Nothing more is
+said until the lieutenant arrives followed by Giuseppe, who
+stands modestly in attendance at the table. The lieutenant,
+without cap, sword or gloves, and much improved in temper and
+spirits by his meal, chooses the Lady's side of the room, and
+waits, much at his ease, for Napoleon to begin.)
+
+NAPOLEON. Lieutenant.
+
+LIEUTENANT (encouragingly). General.
+
+NAPOLEON. I cannot persuade this lady to give me much
+information; but there can be no doubt that the man who tricked
+you out of your charge was, as she admitted to you, her brother.
+
+LIEUTENANT (triumphantly). What did I tell you, General! What did
+I tell you!
+
+NAPOLEON. You must find that man. Your honor is at stake; and the
+fate of the campaign, the destiny of France, of Europe, of
+humanity, perhaps, may depend on the information those despatches
+contain.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Yes, I suppose they really are rather serious (as if
+this had hardly occurred to him before).
+
+NAPOLEON (energetically). They are so serious, sir, that if you
+do not recover them, you will be degraded in the presence of your
+regiment.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Whew! The regiment won't like that, I can tell you.
+
+NAPOLEON. Personally, I am sorry for you. I would willingly
+conceal the affair if it were possible. But I shall be called to
+account for not acting on the despatches. I shall have to prove
+to all the world that I never received them, no matter what the
+consequences may be to you. I am sorry; but you see that I cannot
+help myself.
+
+LIEUTENANT (goodnaturedly). Oh, don't take it to heart, General:
+it's really very good of you. Never mind what happens to me: I
+shall scrape through somehow; and we'll beat the Austrians for
+you, despatches or no despatches. I hope you won't insist on my
+starting off on a wild goose chase after the fellow now. I
+haven't a notion where to look for him.
+
+GIUSEPPE (deferentially). You forget, Lieutenant: he has your
+horse.
+
+LIEUTENANT (starting). I forgot that. (Resolutely.) I'll go after
+him, General: I'll find that horse if it's alive anywhere in
+Italy. And I shan't forget the despatches: never fear. Giuseppe:
+go and saddle one of those mangy old posthorses of yours, while I
+get my cap and sword and things. Quick march. Off with you
+(bustling him).
+
+GIUSEPPE. Instantly, Lieutenant, instantly. (He disappears in the
+vineyard, where the light is now reddening with the sunset.)
+
+LIEUTENANT (looking about him on his way to the inner door). By
+the way, General, did I give you my sword or did I not? Oh, I
+remember now. (Fretfully.) It's all that nonsense about putting a
+man under arrest: one never knows where to find-- (Talks himself
+out of the room.)
+
+LADY (still at the sideboard). What does all this mean, General?
+
+NAPOLEON. He will not find your brother.
+
+LADY. Of course not. There's no such person.
+
+NAPOLEON. The despatches will be irrecoverably lost.
+
+LADY. Nonsense! They are inside your coat.
+
+NAPOLEON. You will find it hard, I think, to prove that wild
+statement. (The Lady starts. He adds, with clinching emphasis)
+Those papers are lost.
+
+LADY (anxiously, advancing to the corner of the table). And that
+unfortunate young man's career will be sacrificed.
+
+NAPOLEON. HIS career! The fellow is not worth the gunpowder it
+would cost to have him shot. (He turns contemptuously and goes to
+the hearth, where he stands with his back to her.)
+
+LADY (wistfully). You are very hard. Men and women are nothing to
+you but things to be used, even if they are broken in the use.
+
+NAPOLEON (turning on her). Which of us has broken this fellow--I
+or you? Who tricked him out of the despatches? Did you think of
+his career then?
+
+LADY (naively concerned about him). Oh, I never thought of that.
+It was brutal of me; but I couldn't help it, could I? How else
+could I have got the papers? (Supplicating.) General: you will
+save him from disgrace.
+
+NAPOLEON (laughing sourly). Save him yourself, since you are so
+clever: it was you who ruined him. (With savage intensity.) I
+HATE a bad soldier.
+
+He goes out determinedly through the vineyard. She follows him a
+few steps with an appealing gesture, but is interrupted by the
+return of the lieutenant, gloved and capped, with his sword on,
+ready for the road. He is crossing to the outer door when she
+intercepts him.
+
+LADY. Lieutenant.
+
+LIEUTENANT (importantly). You mustn't delay me, you know. Duty,
+madame, duty.
+
+LADY (imploringly). Oh, sir, what are you going to do to my poor
+brother?
+
+LIEUTENANT. Are you very fond of him?
+
+LADY. I should die if anything happened to him. You must spare
+him. (The lieutenant shakes his head gloomily.) Yes, yes: you
+must: you shall: he is not fit to die. Listen to me. If I tell
+you where to find him--if I undertake to place him in your hands
+a prisoner, to be delivered up by you to General Bonaparte--will
+you promise me on your honor as an officer and a gentleman not to
+fight with him or treat him unkindly in any way?
+
+LIEUTENANT. But suppose he attacks me. He has my pistols.
+
+LADY. He is too great a coward.
+
+LIEUTENANT. I don't feel so sure about that. He's capable of
+anything.
+
+LADY. If he attacks you, or resists you in any way, I release you
+from your promise.
+
+LIEUTENANT. My promise! I didn't mean to promise. Look here:
+you're as bad as he is: you've taken an advantage of me through
+the better side of my nature. What about my horse?
+
+LADY. It is part of the bargain that you are to have your
+horse and pistols back.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Honor bright?
+
+LADY. Honor bright. (She offers her hand.)
+
+LIEUTENANT (taking it and holding it). All right: I'll be as
+gentle as a lamb with him. His sister's a very pretty
+woman. (He attempts to kiss her.)
+
+LADY (slipping away from him). Oh, Lieutenant! You forget: your
+career is at stake--the destiny of Europe--of humanity.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Oh, bother the destiny of humanity (Making for her.)
+Only a kiss.
+
+LADY (retreating round the table). Not until you have regained
+your honor as an officer. Remember: you have not captured my
+brother yet.
+
+LIEUTENANT (seductively). You'll tell me where he is, won't you?
+
+LADY. I have only to send him a certain signal; and he will be
+here in quarter of an hour.
+
+LIEUTENANT. He's not far off, then.
+
+LADY. No: quite close. Wait here for him: when he gets my
+message he will come here at once and surrender himself to you.
+You understand?
+
+LIEUTENANT (intellectually overtaxed). Well, it's a little
+complicated; but I daresay it will be all right.
+
+LADY. And now, whilst you're waiting, don't you think you had
+better make terms with the General?
+
+LIEUTENANT. Oh, look here, this is getting frightfully
+complicated. What terms?
+
+LADY. Make him promise that if you catch my brother he will
+consider that you have cleared your character as a soldier. He
+will promise anything you ask on that condition.
+
+LIEUTENANT. That's not a bad idea. Thank you: I think I'll try
+it.
+
+LADY. Do. And mind, above all things, don't let him see how
+clever you are.
+
+LIEUTENANT. I understand. He'd be jealous.
+
+LADY. Don't tell him anything except that you are resolved to
+capture my brother or perish in the attempt. He won't believe
+you. Then you will produce my brother--
+
+LIEUTENANT (interrupting as he masters the plot). And have
+the laugh at him! I say: what a clever little woman you are!
+(Shouting.) Giuseppe!
+
+LADY. Sh! Not a word to Giuseppe about me. (She puts her finger
+on her lips. He does the same. They look at one another
+warningly. Then, with a ravishing smile, she changes the gesture
+into wafting him a kiss, and runs out through the inner door.
+Electrified, he bursts into a volley of chuckles. Giuseppe comes
+back by the outer door.)
+
+GIUSEPPE. The horse is ready, Lieutenant.
+
+LIEUTENANT. I'm not going just yet. Go and find the General, and
+tell him I want to speak to him.
+
+GIUSEPPE (shaking his head). That will never do, Lieutenant.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Why not?
+
+GIUSEPPE. In this wicked world a general may send for a
+lieutenant; but a lieutenant must not send for a general.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Oh, you think he wouldn't like it. Well, perhaps
+you're right: one has to be awfully particular about that sort of
+thing now we've got a republic.
+
+Napoleon reappears, advancing from the vineyard, buttoning the
+breast of his coat, pale and full of gnawing thoughts.
+
+GIUSEPPE (unconscious of Napoleon's approach). Quite true,
+Lieutenant, quite true. You are all like innkeepers now in
+France: you have to be polite to everybody.
+
+NAPOLEON (putting his hand on Giuseppe's shoulder). And that
+destroys the whole value of politeness, eh?
+
+LIEUTENANT. The very man I wanted! See here, General: suppose I
+catch that fellow for you!
+
+NAPOLEON (with ironical gravity). You will not catch him, my
+friend.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Aha! you think so; but you'll see. Just wait. Only,
+if I do catch him and hand him over to you, will you cry quits?
+Will you drop all this about degrading me in the presence of my
+regiment? Not that I mind, you know; but still no regiment likes
+to have all the other regiments laughing at it.
+
+NAPOLEON. (a cold ray of humor striking pallidly across his
+gloom). What shall we do with this officer, Giuseppe? Everything
+he says is wrong.
+
+GIUSEPPE (promptly). Make him a general, excellency; and then
+everything he says will be right.
+
+LIEUTENANT (crowing). Haw-aw! (He throws himself ecstatically on
+the couch to enjoy the joke.)
+
+NAPOLEON (laughing and pinching Giuseppe's ear). You are thrown
+away in this inn, Giuseppe. (He sits down and places Giuseppe
+before him like a schoolmaster with a pupil.) Shall I take you
+away with me and make a man of you?
+
+GIUSEPPE (shaking his head rapidly and repeatedly). No, thank
+you, General. All my life long people have wanted to make a man
+of me. When I was a boy, our good priest wanted to make a man of
+me by teaching me to read and write. Then the organist at
+Melegnano wanted to make a man of me by teaching me to read
+music. The recruiting sergeant would have made a man of me if I
+had been a few inches taller. But it always meant making me work;
+and I am too lazy for that, thank Heaven! So I taught myself to
+cook and became an innkeeper; and now I keep servants to do the
+work, and have nothing to do myself except talk, which suits me
+perfectly.
+
+NAPOLEON (looking at him thoughtfully). You are satisfied?
+
+GIUSEPPE (with cheerful conviction). Quite, excellency.
+
+NAPOLEON. And you have no devouring devil inside you who must be
+fed with action and victory--gorged with them night and day--who
+makes you pay, with the sweat of your brain and body, weeks of
+Herculean toil for ten minutes of enjoyment--who is at once your
+slave and your tyrant, your genius and your doom--who brings you
+a crown in one hand and the oar of a galley slave in the other--
+who shows you all the kingdoms of the earth and offers to make
+you their master on condition that you become their servant!--
+have you nothing of that in you?
+
+GIUSEPPE. Nothing of it! Oh, I assure you, excellency, MY
+devouring devil is far worse than that. He offers me no crowns
+and kingdoms: he expects to get everything for nothing--sausages,
+omelettes, grapes, cheese, polenta, wine--three times a day,
+excellency: nothing less will content him.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Come, drop it, Giuseppe: you're making me feel hungry
+again.
+
+(Giuseppe, with an apologetic shrug, retires from the
+conversation, and busies himself at the table, dusting it,
+setting the map straight, and replacing Napoleon's chair, which
+the lady has pushed back.)
+
+NAPOLEON (turning to the lieutenant with sardonic ceremony). I
+hope _I_ have not been making you feel ambitious.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Not at all: I don't fly so high. Besides: I'm better
+as I am: men like me are wanted in the army just now. The fact
+is, the Revolution was all very well for civilians; but it won't
+work in the army. You know what soldiers are, General: they WILL
+have men of family for their officers. A subaltern must be a
+gentleman, because he's so much in contact with the men. But a
+general, or even a colonel, may be any sort of riff-raff if he
+understands the shop well enough. A lieutenant is a gentleman:
+all the rest is chance. Why, who do you suppose won the battle of
+Lodi? I'll tell you. My horse did.
+
+NAPOLEON (rising) Your folly is carrying you too far, sir. Take
+care.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Not a bit of it. You remember all that red-hot
+cannonade across the river: the Austrians blazing away at you to
+keep you from crossing, and you blazing away at them to keep them
+from setting the bridge on fire? Did you notice where I was then?
+
+NAPOLEON (with menacing politeness). I am sorry. I am afraid I
+was rather occupied at the moment.
+
+GIUSEPPE (with eager admiration). They say you jumped off your
+horse and worked the big guns with your own hands, General.
+
+LIEUTENANT. That was a mistake: an officer should never let
+himself down to the level of his men. (Napoleon looks at him
+dangerously, and begins to walk tigerishly to and fro.) But you
+might have been firing away at the Austrians still, if we cavalry
+fellows hadn't found the ford and got across and turned old
+Beaulieu's flank for you. You know you daren't have given the
+order to charge the bridge if you hadn't seen us on the other
+side. Consequently, I say that whoever found that ford won the
+battle of Lodi. Well, who found it? I was the first man to cross:
+and I know. It was my horse that found it. (With conviction, as
+be rises from the couch.) That horse is the true conqueror of the
+Austrians.
+
+NAPOLEON (passionately). You idiot: I'll have you shot for losing
+those despatches: I'll have you blown from the mouth of a cannon:
+nothing less could make any impression on you. (Baying at him.)
+Do you hear? Do you understand?
+
+A French officer enters unobserved, carrying his sheathed sabre
+in his hand.
+
+LIEUTENANT (unabashed). IF I don't capture him, General. Remember
+the if.
+
+NAPOLEON. If! If!! Ass: there is no such man.
+
+THE OFFICER (suddenly stepping between them and speaking in the
+unmistakable voice of the Strange Lady). Lieutenant: I am your
+prisoner. (She offers him her sabre. They are amazed. Napoleon
+gazes at her for a moment thunderstruck; then seizes her by the
+wrist and drags her roughly to him, looking closely and fiercely
+at her to satisfy himself as to her identity; for it now begins
+to darken rapidly into night, the red glow over the vineyard
+giving way to clear starlight.)
+
+NAPOLEON. Pah! (He flings her hand away with an exclamation of
+disgust, and turns his back on her with his hand in his breast
+and his brow lowering.)
+
+LIEUTENANT (triumphantly, taking the sabre). No such man: eh,
+General? (To the Lady.) I say: where's my horse?
+
+LADY. Safe at Borghetto, waiting for you, Lieutenant.
+
+NAPOLEON (turning on them). Where are the despatches?
+
+LADY. You would never guess. They are in the most unlikely place
+in the world. Did you meet my sister here, any of you?
+
+LIEUTENANT. Yes. Very nice woman. She's wonderfully like you;
+but of course she's better looking.
+
+LADY (mysteriously). Well, do you know that she is a witch?
+
+GIUSEPPE (running down to them in terror, crossing himself). Oh,
+no, no, no. It is not safe to jest about such things. I cannot
+have it in my house, excellency.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Yes, drop it. You're my prisoner, you know. Of course
+I don't believe in any such rubbish; but still it's not a proper
+subject for joking.
+
+LADY. But this is very serious. My sister has bewitched the
+General. (Giuseppe and the Lieutenant recoil from Napoleon.)
+General: open your coat: you will find the despatches in the
+breast of it. (She puts her hand quickly on his breast.) Yes:
+there they are: I can feel them. Eh? (She looks up into his face
+half coaxingly, half mockingly.) Will you allow me, General?
+(She takes a button as if to unbutton his coat, and pauses for
+permission.)
+
+NAPOLEON (inscrutably). If you dare.
+
+LADY. Thank you. (She opens his coat and takes out the
+despatches.) There! (To Giuseppe, showing him the despatches.)
+See!
+
+GIUSEPPE (flying to the outer door). No, in heaven's name!
+They're bewitched.
+
+LADY (turning to the Lieutenant). Here, Lieutenant: YOU'RE not
+afraid of them.
+
+LIEUTENANT (retreating). Keep off. (Seizing the hilt of the
+sabre.) Keep off, I tell you.
+
+LADY (to Napoleon). They belong to you, General. Take them.
+
+GIUSEPPE. Don't touch them, excellency. Have nothing to do with
+them.
+
+LIEUTENANT. Be careful, General: be careful.
+
+GIUSEPPE. Burn them. And burn the witch, too.
+
+LADY (to Napoleon). Shall I burn them?
+
+NAPOLEON (thoughtfully). Yes, burn them. Giuseppe: go and fetch a
+light.
+
+GIUSEPPE (trembling and stammering). Do you mean go alone--in the
+dark--with a witch in the house?
+
+NAPOLEON. Psha! You're a poltroon. (To the Lieutenant.) Oblige me
+by going, Lieutenant.
+
+LIEUTENANT (remonstrating). Oh, I say, General! No, look here,
+you know: nobody can say I'm a coward after Lodi. But to ask me
+to go into the dark by myself without a candle after such an
+awful conversation is a little too much. How would you like to
+do it yourself?
+
+NAPOLEON (irritably). You refuse to obey my order?
+
+LIEUTENANT (resolutely). Yes, I do. It's not reasonable. But I'll
+tell you what I'll do. If Giuseppe goes, I'll go with him and
+protect him.
+
+NAPOLEON (to Giuseppe). There! will that satisfy you? Be off,
+both of you.
+
+GIUSEPPE (humbly, his lips trembling). W--willingly, your
+excellency. (He goes reluctantly towards the inner door.) Heaven
+protect me! (To the lieutenant.) After you, Lieutenant.
+
+LIEUTENANT. You'd better go first: I don't know the way.
+
+GIUSEPPE. You can't miss it. Besides (imploringly, laying his
+hand on his sleeve), I am only a poor innkeeper; and you are a
+man of family.
+
+LIEUTENANT. There's something in that. Here: you needn't be in
+such a fright. Take my arm. (Giuseppe does so.) That's the
+way.(They go out, arm in arm. It is now starry night. The lady
+throws the packet on the table and seats herself at her ease on
+the couch enjoying the sensation of freedom from petticoats.)
+
+LADY. Well, General: I've beaten you.
+
+NAPOLEON (walking about). You have been guilty of indelicacy--of
+unwomanliness. Do you consider that costume a proper one to wear?
+
+LADY. It seems to me much the same as yours.
+
+NAPOLEON. Psha! I blush for you.
+
+LADY (naively). Yes: soldiers blush so easily! (He growls and
+turns away. She looks mischievously at him, balancing the
+despatches in her hand.) Wouldn't you like to read these before
+they're burnt, General? You must be dying with curiosity. Take a
+peep. (She throws the packet on the table, and turns her face
+away from it.) I won't look.
+
+NAPOLEON. I have no curiosity whatever, madame. But since you are
+evidently burning to read them, I give you leave to do so.
+
+LADY. Oh, I've read them already.
+
+NAPOLEON (starting). What!
+
+LADY. I read them the first thing after I rode away on that poor
+lieutenant's horse. So you see I know what's in them; and you
+don't.
+
+NAPOLEON. Excuse me: I read them there in the vineyard ten
+minutes ago.
+
+LADY. Oh! (Jumping up.) Oh, General I've not beaten you. I do
+admire you so. (He laughs and pats her cheek.) This time really
+and truly without shamming, I do you homage (kissing his
+hand).
+
+NAPOLEON (quickly withdrawing it). Brr! Don't do that. No more
+witchcraft.
+
+LADY. I want to say something to you--only you would
+misunderstand it.
+
+NAPOLEON. Need that stop you?
+
+LADY. Well, it is this. I adore a man who is not afraid
+to be mean and selfish.
+
+NAPOLEON (indignantly). I am neither mean nor selfish.
+
+LADY. Oh, you don't appreciate yourself. Besides, I don't really
+mean meanness and selfishness.
+
+NAPOLEON. Thank you. I thought perhaps you did.
+
+LADY. Well, of course I do. But what I mean is a certain strong
+simplicity about you.
+
+NAPOLEON. That's better.
+
+LADY. You didn't want to read the letters; but you were curious
+about what was in them. So you went into the garden and read them
+when no one was looking, and then came back and pretended you
+hadn't. That's the meanest thing I ever knew any man do; but it
+exactly fulfilled your purpose; and so you weren't a bit afraid
+or ashamed to do it.
+
+NAPOLEON (abruptly). Where did you pick up all these vulgar
+scruples--this (with contemptuous emphasis) conscience of yours?
+I took you for a lady--an aristocrat. Was your grandfather a
+shopkeeper, pray?
+
+LADY. No: he was an Englishman.
+
+NAPOLEON. That accounts for it. The English are a nation of
+shopkeepers. Now I understand why you've beaten me.
+
+LADY. Oh, I haven't beaten you. And I'm not English.
+
+NAPOLEON. Yes, you are--English to the backbone. Listen to me: I
+will explain the English to you.
+
+LADY (eagerly). Do. (With a lively air of anticipating an
+intellectual treat, she sits down on the couch and composes
+herself to listen to him. Secure of his audience, he at once
+nerves himself for a performance. He considers a little before he
+begins; so as to fix her attention by a moment of suspense. His
+style is at first modelled on Talma's in Corneille's "Cinna;" but
+it is somewhat lost in the darkness, and Talma presently gives
+way to Napoleon, the voice coming through the gloom with
+startling intensity.)
+
+NAPOLEON. There are three sorts of people in the world, the low
+people, the middle people, and the high people. The low people
+and the high people are alike in one thing: they have no
+scruples, no morality. The low are beneath morality, the high
+above it. I am not afraid of either of them: for the low are
+unscrupulous without knowledge, so that they make an idol of me;
+whilst the high are unscrupulous without purpose, so that they go
+down before my will. Look you: I shall go over all the mobs and
+all the courts of Europe as a plough goes over a field. It is the
+middle people who are dangerous: they have both knowledge and
+purpose. But they, too, have their weak point. They are full of
+scruples--chained hand and foot by their morality and
+respectability.
+
+LADY. Then you will beat the English; for all shopkeepers are
+middle people.
+
+NAPOLEON. No, because the English are a race apart. No Englishman
+is too low to have scruples: no Englishman is high enough to be
+free from their tyranny. But every Englishman is born with a
+certain miraculous power that makes him master of the world. When
+he wants a thing, he never tells himself that he wants it. He
+waits patiently until there comes into his mind, no one knows
+how, a burning conviction that it is his moral and religious duty
+to conquer those who have got the thing he wants. Then he becomes
+irresistible. Like the aristocrat, he does what pleases him and
+grabs what he wants: like the shopkeeper, he pursues his purpose
+with the industry and steadfastness that come from strong
+religious conviction and deep sense of moral responsibility. He
+is never at a loss for an effective moral attitude. As the great
+champion of freedom and national independence, he conquers and
+annexes half the world, and calls it Colonization. When he wants
+a new market for his adulterated Manchester goods, he sends
+a missionary to teach the natives the gospel of peace. The
+natives kill the missionary: he flies to arms in defence of
+Christianity; fights for it; conquers for it; and takes the
+market as a reward from heaven. In defence of his island shores,
+he puts a chaplain on board his ship; nails a flag with a cross
+on it to his top-gallant mast; and sails to the ends of the
+earth, sinking, burning and destroying all who dispute the empire
+of the seas with him. He boasts that a slave is free the moment
+his foot touches British soil; and he sells the children of his
+poor at six years of age to work under the lash in his factories
+for sixteen hours a day. He makes two revolutions, and then
+declares war on our one in the name of law and order. There is
+nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing
+it; but you will never find an Englishman in the wrong. He does
+everything on principle. He fights you on patriotic principles;
+he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial
+principles; he bullies you on manly principles; he supports his
+king on loyal principles, and cuts off his king's head on
+republican principles. His watchword is always duty; and he
+never forgets that the nation which lets its duty get on the
+opposite side to its interest is lost. He--
+
+LADY. W-w-w-w-w-wh! Do stop a moment. I want to know how you make
+me out to be English at this rate.
+
+NAPOLEON (dropping his rhetorical style). It's plain enough. You
+wanted some letters that belonged to me. You have spent the
+morning in stealing them--yes, stealing them, by highway robbery.
+And you have spent the afternoon in putting me in the wrong about
+them--in assuming that it was I who wanted to steal YOUR
+letters--in explaining that it all came about through my meanness
+and selfishness, and your goodness, your devotion, your
+self-sacrifice. That's English.
+
+LADY. Nonsense. I am sure I am not a bit English. The English are
+a very stupid people.
+
+NAPOLEON. Yes, too stupid sometimes to know when they're beaten.
+But I grant that your brains are not English. You see, though
+your grandfather was an Englishman, your grandmother was--what?
+A Frenchwoman?
+
+LADY. Oh, no. An Irishwoman.
+
+NAPOLEON (quickly). Irish! (Thoughtfully.) Yes: I forgot the
+Irish. An English army led by an Irish general: that might be a
+match for a French army led by an Italian general. (He pauses,
+and adds, half jestingly, half moodily) At all events, YOU have
+beaten me; and what beats a man first will beat him last. (He
+goes meditatively into the moonlit vineyard and looks up. She
+steals out after him. She ventures to rest her hand on his
+shoulder, overcome by the beauty of the night and emboldened by
+its obscurity.)
+
+LADY (softly). What are you looking at?
+
+NAPOLEON (pointing up). My star.
+
+LADY. You believe in that?
+
+NAPOLEON. I do. (They look at it for a moment, she leaning a
+little on his shoulder.)
+
+LADY. Do you know that the English say that a man's star is not
+complete without a woman's garter?
+
+NAPOLEON (scandalized--abruptly shaking her off and coming back
+into the room). Pah! The hypocrites! If the French said that, how
+they would hold up their hands in pious horror! (He goes to the
+inner door and holds it open, shouting) Hallo! Giuseppe. Where's
+that light, man. (He comes between the table and the sideboard,
+and moves the chair to the table, beside his own.) We have still
+to burn the letter. (He takes up the packet. Giuseppe comes back,
+pale and still trembling, carrying a branched candlestick with a
+couple of candles alight, in one hand, and a broad snuffers tray
+in the other.)
+
+GIUSEPPE (piteously, as he places the light on the table).
+Excellency: what were you looking up at just now--out there? (He
+points across his shoulder to the vineyard, but is afraid to look
+round.)
+
+NAPOLEON (unfolding the packet). What is that to you?
+
+GIUSEPPE (stammering). Because the witch is gone--vanished; and
+no one saw her go out.
+
+LADY (coming behind him from the vineyard). We were watching her
+riding up to the moon on your broomstick, Giuseppe. You will
+never see her again.
+
+GIUSEPPE. Gesu Maria! (He crosses himself and hurries out.)
+
+NAPOLEON (throwing down the letters in a heap on the table). Now.
+(He sits down at the table in the chair which be has just
+placed.)
+
+LADY. Yes; but you know you have THE letter in your pocket. (He
+smiles; takes a letter from his pocket; and tosses it on the top
+of the heap. She holds it up and looks at him, saying) About
+Caesar's wife.
+
+NAPOLEON. Caesar's wife is above suspicion. Burn it.
+
+LADY (taking up the snuffers and holding the letter to the
+candle flame with it). I wonder would Caesar's wife be above
+suspicion if she saw us here together!
+
+NAPOLEON (echoing her, with his elbows on the table and his
+cheeks on his hands, looking at the letter). I wonder! (The
+Strange Lady puts the letter down alight on the snuffers tray,
+and sits down beside Napoleon, in the same attitude, elbows on
+table, cheeks on hands, watching it burn. When it is burnt, they
+simultaneously turn their eyes and look at one another. The
+curtain steals down and hides them.)
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg's The Man of Destiny, by George Bernard Shaw
+
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