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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Abraham Lincoln and the London Punch, Edited
+by William Shepard Walsh
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+Title: Abraham Lincoln and the London Punch
+       Cartoons, Comments and Poems, Published in the London Charivari, During the American Civil War (1861-1865)
+
+
+Editor: William Shepard Walsh
+
+Release Date: November 19, 2011  [eBook #38056]
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+Language: English
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND THE LONDON
+PUNCH***
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+Transcriber's note:
+
+      Text enclosed by underscores is in italics (_italics_).
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+      The oe-ligature is represented by [oe] or [OE].
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+
+ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND THE LONDON PUNCH
+
+
+[Illustration: THE AMERICAN JUGGERNAUT]
+
+
+ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND THE LONDON PUNCH
+
+Cartoons, Comments and Poems, Published in the London Charivari,
+During the American Civil War (1861-1865)
+
+Edited by
+
+WILLIAM S. WALSH
+
+Author of "A Handbook of Literary Curiosities," "Curiosities of
+Popular Customs," "Faust, the Legend and the Poem," etc.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+New York
+Moffat, Yard and Company
+1909
+
+Copyright 1909, by
+William S. Walsh
+New York
+Published March 1909
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+                                              PAGE
+
+        The American Juggernaut     _Frontispiece_
+
+        Divorce A Vinculo                       12
+
+        The American Difficulty                 14
+
+        The American Gladiators                 14
+
+        Naughty Jonathan                        20
+
+        How they went to take Canada            20
+
+        A Family Quarrel                        20
+
+        King Cotton Bound                       22
+
+        The Genu-ine Othello                    26
+
+        Over the Way                            28
+
+        The Wilful Boy                          33
+
+        A Likely Story                          34
+
+        Look out for Squalls                    40
+
+        A Bad Case of Throwing Stones           42
+
+        Waiting for an Answer                   42
+
+        Columbia's Fix                          42
+
+        Boxing Day                              46
+
+        "Up a Tree"                             46
+
+        Naughty Jonathan                        48
+
+        Oberon and Titania                      50
+
+        The New Orleans Plume                   52
+
+        The "Sensation" Struggle in America     54
+
+        The Latest from America                 56
+
+        One Good Turn Deserves Another          58
+
+        "Not up to Time"                        60
+
+        Lincoln's Two Difficulties              60
+
+        More Free than Welcome                  60
+
+        The Overdue Bill                        62
+
+        Abe Lincoln's Last Card                 64
+
+        Latest from Spirit-Land                 64
+
+        Scene from the American "Tempest"       64
+
+        "Beware"                                66
+
+        The Great "Cannon Game"                 70
+
+        "Rowdy" Notions of Emancipation         72
+
+        Brutus and Caesar                        74
+
+        The Black Conscription                  74
+
+        John Bull's Neutrality                  76
+
+        Scylla and Charybdis                    79
+
+        The Storm-Signal                        84
+
+        Extremes Meet                           86
+
+        "Beecher's American Soothing Syrup"     88
+
+        "Holding a Candle to the ****"          97
+
+        Neutrality                              98
+
+        Something for Paddy                     98
+
+        Very Probable                           98
+
+        Mrs. North and her Attorney            106
+
+        Columbia's Sewing-Machine              106
+
+        The Black Draft                        109
+
+        The Federal Ph[oe]nix                  109
+
+        Grand Transformation Scene             109
+
+        The Threatening Notice                 109
+
+        Vulcan in the Sulks                    109
+
+        The American Gladiators--Habet!        111
+
+        Brittania Sympathises with Columbia    111
+
+        Peace                                  112
+
+
+
+
+ABRAHAM LINCOLN
+AND THE
+LONDON PUNCH
+
+
+"Tell me what a man laughs at, and I will tell you what he is," was one
+of Goethe's pregnant apothegms.
+
+Laughter, one of the chief lines of cleavage between man and beast, is
+one of the chief points of differentiation between man and man. From the
+good-natured banter which kins all the world to the envenomed sneer that
+sunders it, laughter runs the whole gamut of human emotions.
+
+It is always sincere, even in its own despite. No subterfuge, when
+subterfuge underlies it, is more easily unmasked. A man may smile and
+smile and be a villain, but villainy by the seeing eye can be infallibly
+detected beneath the smile.
+
+A counterfeit laugh may be uttered, as counterfeit coin is uttered, but
+it does not ring true. Its baseness reveals itself to more senses than
+one.
+
+Now for more than sixty years the recognized organ of British laughter
+has been the London _Punch_. The contemporary mood of John Bull towards
+Brother Jonathan has always voiced itself through the grinning lips of
+this chartered jester.
+
+It cannot be said that even before the outbreak of the Civil War _Punch_
+had shown itself friendly to America or Americans. Why should it? The
+British mob disliked us and flouted us. _Punch_ as the mouthpiece of the
+mob, followed suit. In the original prospectus of that journal, issued
+in 1845, it was expressly announced that the paper was to be devoted in
+part to "Yankee yarns," to "the naturalization of those alien Jonathans
+whose adherence to the truth has forced them to emigrate from their
+native land." It would appear from this new crook-backed Daniel come to
+judgment, that Ananias and Autolycus were models of punctilious honesty
+and meticulous truthfulness compared with the average American.
+
+[Illustration: DIVORCE A VINCULO.
+Mrs. Carolina Asserts her Right to "Larrup" her Nigger.]
+
+Writing from Boston to Sir Edward Head, in 1854, George Ticknor said: "I
+am much struck with what you say about the ignorance that prevails in
+England, concerning this country and its institutions, and the mischief
+likely to spring from it. From _Punch_ up to your leading statesmen,
+things are constantly said and done out of sheer misapprehension, or
+ignorance, that have for some time been breeding ill-will here, and are
+likely to breed more."
+
+[Illustration: THE AMERICAN DIFFICULTY.
+PRESIDENT ABE. "WHAT A NICE WHITE HOUSE THIS WOULD BE,
+IF IT WERE NOT FOR THE BLACKS!"]
+
+Up to, and even immediately after the war,
+_Punch's_ sympathies professedly leaned towards
+the North, though it took occasion to lecture both
+sides from the standpoint of a disinterested and
+superior friend, who saw that neither side was
+absolutely and unconditionally right.
+
+When the news of the secession of South Carolina
+reached England, in January, 1861, John
+Tenniel contributed a cartoon to the jester's pages
+entitled: "Divorce a Vinculo" with the explanatory
+subtitle "Mrs. Carolina asserts her rights to
+'larrup' her nigger." Mrs. Carolina was represented
+as a vulgar virago holding a cat-o-nine tails
+in her right hand, and shaking her clenched left
+fist in the face of a serenely defiant youth,
+clad in a star-spangled shirt, to whom a
+little brat of a nigger appealed with clasped
+hands.
+
+[Illustration: "CAESAR IMPERATOR!"
+OR, THE AMERICAN GLADIATORS.]
+
+In the same number the following poem breathed a similar anti-secession
+sentiment.
+
+
+
+
+           SECESSION AND SLAVERY
+
+
+      Secede, ye Southern States, secede,
+        No better plan could be,
+      If you of niggers would be freed,
+        To set your niggers free.
+      Runaway slaves by federal law
+        At present you reclaim;
+      So from the Union straight withdraw
+        And play the Free Soil game.
+
+      What, when you've once the knot untied,
+        Will bind the Northern men?
+      And who'll resign to your cow-hide
+        The fugitives again?
+      Absquatulate, then, slick as grease,
+        And break up unity,
+      Or take your president in peace
+        And eat your humble pie.
+
+      But if your stomachs proud disdain
+        That salutary meal
+      And you, in passion worse than vain,
+        Must rend the commonweal,
+      Then all mankind will jest and scoff
+        At people in the case
+      Of him that hastily cut off
+        His nose to spite his face.
+
+Later, _Punch_ applauded that portion of Abraham Lincoln's first
+inaugural, which dealt with the question of secession.
+
+
+
+
+                      THE COMMINUTED STATES
+
+
+     Who can say where Secession will stop? That is a question which is
+     raised by MR. LINCOLN, in a part of his inaugural address, directed
+     to enforce upon fools and madmen the necessity of acquiescence by
+     minorities in the decision of majorities. The President tells the
+     frantic portion of his fellow countrymen that:--
+
+     "There is no alternative for continuing the Government but
+     acquiescence on one side or the other. If a minority in such a case
+     will secede rather than acquiesce, they make a precedent which in
+     turn will ruin and divide them, for a minority of their own will
+     secede from them whenever a majority refuses to be controlled by
+     such a minority. For instance, why may not any portion of a new
+     confederacy, a year or two hence, arbitrarily secede again,
+     precisely as portions of the present Union now claim to secede from
+     it? All who cherish disunion sentiments are now being educated to
+     the exact temper of doing this."
+
+     The force of this simple reasoning will be seen by the lunatics to
+     whom it is addressed, during their lucid intervals, if they have
+     any. It may even be hoped that some of them may recover the use of
+     their reflecting faculties so far as to be enabled to follow out
+     PRESIDENT LINCOLN'S argument, and their own folly, into ultimate
+     consequences and conclusions. Then they will see what is likely to
+     be the end of Secession, for it is not quite true that there is no
+     end to Secession, and the end of Secession will be for the
+     Secessionists an end of everything. Seceders will go on seceding
+     and subseceding, until at last every citizen will secede from every
+     other citizen, and each individual will be a sovereign state in
+     himself, self-government personified, a walking autonomy, a lone
+     star, doing business and supporting itself off its own hook.
+
+[Illustration: NAUGHTY JONATHAN.
+"YOU SHAN'T INTERFERE, MOTHER--AND YOU OUGHT TO BE ON MY SIDE--AND
+IT'S A GREAT SHAME--AND I DON'T CARE--AND YOU SHALL INTERFERE--AND
+I WON'T HAVE IT."]
+
+When the seceding states were in search of a name, _Punch_ suggested
+that of Slaveownia, and when at the convention held February 9, 1861, at
+Montgomery, Alabama, they adopted the title of the Confederate States of
+America, _Punch_ reopened his battery in this fashion:
+
+[Illustration: HOW THEY WENT TO TAKE CANADA.
+"For the outrage offered in the Queen's Proclamation, the
+United States will possess itself of Canada,"--New York Herald.]
+
+     "The Southern Secessionists must be admitted to be blessed with at
+     least the philosophical virtue of self-knowledge. They term this
+     new league the 'Confederate States of America'; thus they call
+     themselves by what they doubtless feel to be their right name. They
+     are confederates in the crime of upholding slavery. A correct
+     estimate of their moral position is manifest in that distinctive
+     denomination of theirs, 'Confederate States.' This title is a
+     beautiful antithesis to that of the United States of America. The
+     more doggedly confederate slave mongers combine, the more firmly
+     good republicans should unite."
+
+[Illustration: SEPTEMBER 28, 1861.
+A FAMILY QUARREL]
+
+Once more when reviewing Jefferson Davis' message to the Confederate
+Congress, _Punch_ recognized that slavery was really the bone of
+contention between the two sections:
+
+
+
+
+              THE JUST AND HOLY CAUSE OF SLAVERY
+
+
+     "We feel," says PRESIDENT JEFFERSON DAVIS, in his Message to the
+     Secessional Congress, "that our cause is just and holy." Could not
+     the negroes of the Southern States, if they rose against their
+     masters, say just as much, with at least equal justice, for their
+     own insurrection? The less MR DAVIS says about justice and holiness
+     the better, if he does not want to preach a dangerous doctrine,
+     besides being considered a humbug. "Dash holiness, and justice be
+     blanked!" is the consistent language for MR. JEFFERSON DAVIS.
+     "Might is right; we expect to thrash the Northerners; and the
+     Institution of Slavery for ever!"
+
+Again, when General Beauregard declared in a proclamation to the South
+that "unborn generations would arise and call them blessed," _Punch_
+declared that the reporters, with their proverbial inaccuracy, had
+omitted the concluding word "rascals."
+
+[Illustration: KING COTTON BOUND;
+Or, The Modern Prometheus.]
+
+Yet even now, it appealed to both sections to restrain their hands from
+flying at each other's throats:
+
+
+
+
+             ODE TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH
+
+
+      O JONATHAN and JEFFERSON,
+        Come listen to my song;
+      I can't decide, my word upon,
+        Which of you is most wrong.
+      I do declare I am afraid
+        To say which worse behaves,
+      The North, imposing bonds on Trade,
+        Or South, that Man enslaves.
+
+      And here you are about to fight,
+        And wage intestine war,
+      Not either of you in the right:
+        What simpletons you are!
+      Too late your madness you will see,
+        And when your passion cools,
+      "Snakes!" you will bellow, "How could we
+        Have been such 'tarnal fools!"
+
+      One thing is certain; that if you
+        Blow out each other's brains,
+      'Twill be apparent what a few
+        Each blockhead's skull contains.
+      You'll have just nothing for your cost,
+        To show, when all is done.
+      Greatness and glory you'll have lost;
+        And not a dollar won.
+
+      Oh, joined to us by blood, and by
+        The bond of kindred speech,
+      And further, by the special tie
+        Of slang, bound each to each,
+      All-fired gonies, softhorn'd pair,
+        Each other will you lick?
+      You everlastin' dolts, forbear!
+        Throw down your arms right slick.
+
+      You'll chaw each other up, you two,
+        Like those Kilkenny cats,
+      When they had better things to do,
+        Improvin' off the rats.
+      Now come, shake hands, together jog
+        On friendly yet once more;
+      Whip one another not: and flog
+        Creation, as before!
+
+Still again, _Punch_ showed good feeling in admonishing Lord Palmerston,
+after firing on Sumter, to keep Great Britain neutral.
+
+[Illustration: THE GENU-INE OTHELLO.
+OTHELLO. "KEEP UP YOUR BRIGHT SWORDS, FOR DE DEW
+WILL RUST DEM. . . . . BOTH YOU OB MY INCLINING, AND DE REST."]
+
+"Well Pam," says Mr. Punch to his workman, "of course I shall keep you
+on, but you must stick to peace-work."
+
+Nor could the North object to the cartoon, in May, 1861, in which
+Lincoln made his first appearance in _Punch_. The face, faithfully
+limned from the early beardless photographs, represented him as a man of
+clean-cut intelligent features,--in marked contrast to the bearded
+ruffian, a repulsive compound of malice, vulgarity and cunning which
+John Tenniel's pencil subsequently delighted to give to the world as a
+counterfeit presentment of the President of the United States.
+
+In this first picture Lincoln is represented as poking the fire and
+filling the room with particles of soot, saying with downcast look:
+
+"What a nice White House it would be, if it were not for the blacks."
+
+[Illustration: OVER THE WAY.
+MR. BULL. "OH! IF YOU TWO LIKE FIGHTING BETTER THAN BUSINESS,
+I SHALL DEAL AT THE OTHER SHOP."]
+
+Nevertheless, the poem with which _Punch_ greeted the news of the fall
+of Fort Sumter was not calculated to arouse kindly sentiments in the
+North.
+
+
+
+
+      INK, BLOOD AND TEARS
+
+      (THE TAKING OF FORT SUMTER.)
+
+
+      A Forty hours' bombardment! Great guns throwing
+        Their iron hail: shells their mad mines exploding:
+      Furnaces lighted: shot at red-heat glowing:
+        Shore-battr'ies and fort-armament, firing, loading--
+      War's visible hell let loose for forty hours,
+      And all her devils free to use their powers--
+      And yet not one man hit, her flag when Sumter lowers.
+
+      "Oh, here's a theme!" quoth Punch, of brag abhorrent,
+        "'Twixt promise and performance rare proportion!
+      This show-cloth, of live lions, giving warrant,
+        Masking some mangy, stunted, stuffed abortion:
+      These gorgeous covers hiding empty dishes,
+      These whale-like antics among little fishes--
+      Here is the very stuff to meet my dearest wishes.
+
+      What ringing of each change on brag and bluster!
+        These figures huge of speech, summed in a zero:
+      This war-march, ushering in _Bombastes'_ muster:
+        This entry of _Tom Thumb_, armed like a hero.
+      Of all great cries e'er raised o'er little wool,
+      Of all big bubbles by fools' breath filled full,
+      Sure here's the greatest yet, and emptiest, for JOHN BULL!
+
+      JOHN always thought JONATHAN, his young brother,
+        A little of a bully; said he swaggered:
+      But in all change of chaff with one another,
+        Nor JOHN nor JONATHAN was e'er called 'laggard.'
+      But now, if JOHN mayn't JONATHAN style 'coward,'
+      He _may_ hint Stripes and Stars were better lowered
+      From that tall height to which, till now, their flag-staff towered."
+
+      _Punch_ nibbed his pen, all jubilant, for galling--
+        When suddenly a weight weighed down the feather,
+      And a red liquid, drop by drop, slow falling,
+        Came from the nib; and the drops rolled together,
+      And steamed and smoked and sung--"Not ink, but blood;
+      Drops now, but soon to swell into a flood,
+      Perchance e'er Summer's leaf has burst Spring's guarding bud.
+
+      Blood by a brother's hand drawn from a brother--
+        And they by whom 'tis ta'en, by whom 'tis given,
+      Are both the children of an English mother;
+        Once with that mother, in her wrath, they've striven:
+      Was't not enough, that parricidal jar,
+      But they must now meet in fraternal war?
+      If such strife draw no blood shall England scoff therefore?
+
+      If she will laugh, through thee, her chartered wit,
+        Use thou no ink wherewith to pen thy scoff:
+      We'll find a liquor for thy pen more fit--
+        We blood drops--see how smartly thou'lt round off
+      Point, pun and paragraph in this new way:
+      Till men shall read and laugh, and, laughing, say,
+      'Well thrust! _Punch_ is in vein: 'tis his red-letter day.'"
+
+      The weight sat on my quill: I could not write;
+        The red drops lustered to my pen--in vain;
+      I had my theme--"Brothers that meet in fight,
+        Yet shed no blood!"--my jesting mood turned pain.
+      I thought of all that civil love endears,
+      That civil strife breaks up and rends and sears,
+      And lo! the blood-drops in my pen were changed to tears!
+
+      And for the hoarse tongues that those bloody gouts
+        Had found, or seemed to find, upon my ears
+      Came up a gentle song in linked bouts,
+        Of long-drawn sweetness--pity breathed through tears.
+
+              And thus they sang--"'Twas not by chance,
+                Still less by fraud or fear,
+              That Sumter's battle came and closed,
+                Nor cost the world a tear."
+
+[Illustration: THE WILFUL BOY.
+JONATHAN. "I WILL FIGHT--I WILL HAVE A =NATIONAL DEBT=
+LIKE OTHER PEOPLE"]
+
+It was the Southern victory of Bull Run and the Northern policy of
+blockade that finally and definitely changed the attitude of England and
+of _Punch_. The victory gave hopes that the Confederates might be
+successful in overturning a hated and dreaded republic; the blockade
+aroused fears that the pocket of the British manufacturer might be
+damaged. All pretence of love for the negro was swallowed up by these
+more potent and more personal emotions.
+
+[Illustration: A LIKELY STORY.
+CAPTAIN JONATHAN, F.N. "JIST LOOK'D IN TO SEE IF
+THAR'S ANY REBELS HE-ARR."
+MR. BULL. "OH, INDEED!--JOHN! LOOK AFTER THE PLATE-BASKET,
+AND THEN FETCH A POLICEMAN."]
+
+On November 2, 1861, in a cartoon and an accompanying poem _Punch_
+sought to put its commercial anxiety on an altruistic plane. Here is the
+poem:
+
+
+
+
+      KING COTTON BOUND; OR, THE NEW PROMETHEUS.
+
+
+      Far across Atlantic waters
+        Groans in chains a Giant King;
+      Like to him, whom Ocean's daughters
+        Wail around in mournful ring,
+      In the grand old Grecian strains
+      Of PROMETHEUS in his chains!
+
+      Needs but Fancy's pencil pliant
+        Both to paint till both agree;
+      For King Cotton is a giant,
+        As PROMETHEUS claimed to be.
+      Each gave blessings unto men,
+      Each dishonour reaped again.
+
+      From the gods to sons of clay
+        If PROMETHEUS brought the flame,
+      Who King Cotton can gainsay,
+        Should he equal honour claim?
+      Fire and life to millions giving,
+      That, without him, had no living.
+
+      And if they are one in blessing,
+        So in suffering they are one;
+      Both, their captive state confessing,
+        Freeze in frost and scorch in sun:
+      That, upon his mountain chain,
+      This, upon his parching plain.
+
+      Nor the wild bird's self is wanting--
+        Either giant's torment sore;
+      If PROMETHEUS writhed, while panting
+        Heart and lungs the vulture tore,
+      So Columbia's eagle fierce,
+      Doth King Cotton's vitals pierce.
+
+      On those wings so widely sweeping
+        In its poise the bird to keep,
+      See, if you can see for weeping.
+        "North" and "South" are branded deep--
+      On the beak all reeking red,
+      On the talons blood-bespread!
+
+      But 'tis not so much the anguish
+        Of the wound that rends his side,
+      Makes this fettered giant languish,
+        As the thought how once, in pride,
+      That great eagle took its stand,
+      Gently on his giant hand!
+
+      How to it the meat he'd carry
+        In its mew to feed secure;
+      How he'd fling it on the quarry,
+        How recall it to the lure,
+      Make it stoop, to his caresses,
+      Hooded neck and jingling jesses.
+
+      And another thought is pressing,
+        Like hot iron on his brain--
+      Millions that would fain be blessing,
+        Ban, e'en now, King Cotton's name.
+      Oh, that here those hands are bound,
+      Which should scatter wealth around!
+
+      "Not this Eagle's screaming smothers
+        That sad sound across the sea--
+      Wailing babes and weeping mothers,
+        Wailing, weeping, wanting me.
+      Hands that I would fain employ,
+      Hearts that I would fill with joy!
+
+      "I must writhe--a giant fettered,--
+        While those millions peak and pine;
+      By my wealth their lot unbettered,
+        And their suffering worse than mine.
+      For they know that I would fain
+      Help their need, were't not my chain!
+
+      "But _I_ know not where to turn me
+        For relief from bonds and woe;
+      Frosts may pinch and suns may burn me,
+        But for rescue--none I know,
+      Save the millions I have fed,
+      Should they rise for lack of bread--
+
+      "Saying, 'We will brook no longer,
+        That King Cotton bound should be:
+      Be his gaolers strong, _we_'re stronger,
+        In our hunger o'er sea--
+      More for want, than love, uprisen,
+      We are come to break his prison!'
+
+      "Welcome even such releasing,
+        Fain my work I'd be about:
+      Soon would want and wail be ceasing,
+        Were King Cotton once let out--
+      Though all torn and faint and bleeding,
+      Millions still I've strength for feeding."
+
+[Illustration:
+LOOK OUT FOR SQUALLS.
+JACK BULL. "YOU DO WHAT'S RIGHT, MY SON,
+OR I'LL BLOW YOU OUT OF THE WATER."]
+
+Then came an episode which did for the moment set John Bull and _Punch_
+on a nobler basis. All during the Trent affair--when the United States
+was obviously wrong in arresting the Confederate Commissioners, Mason
+and Slidell, on board an English ship--the Tenniel cartoons rose to the
+higher level of just indignation.
+
+[Illustration: A BAD CASE OF THROWING STONES.
+_Mr Bull._ "NOW MIND YOU, SIR--NO SHUFFLING--AN AMPLE APOLOGY--OR
+I PUT THE MATTER INTO THE HANDS OF MY LAWYERS, MESSRS. WHITWORTH AND
+ARMSTRONG."]
+
+Even now, however, _Punch_ was unable or unwilling to see the
+magnanimity of Abraham Lincoln's apology for an error not his own.
+
+[Illustration: WAITING FOR AN ANSWER.]
+
+This was all the more unjust because _Punch_ was both able and willing
+to discriminate between the level-headed men of the North and the
+jingoes, as this extract will show.
+
+[Illustration: COLUMBIA'S FIX.
+COLUMBIA. "WHICH ANSWER SHALL I SEND?"]
+
+
+
+
+                   OUR DEAR BROTHER JONATHAN
+
+
+     This delightful ebullition of fervent brotherly love has most
+     fittingly appeared in a Philadelphia paper:--
+
+     "It may be, in view of all these grave considerations and the sad
+     necessities of the case, that, in order to avoid a war which could
+     only end in our discomfiture, the Administration may be compelled
+     to concede the demands of England, and perhaps release MESSRS.
+     MASON and SLIDELL. God forbid!--but in a crisis like this we must
+     adapt ourselves to stern circumstances, and yield every feeling of
+     pride to maintain our existence. If this contingency should ever
+     arise--and I am only speculating upon a disagreeable
+     possibility--then let us swear, not only to ourselves but our
+     children who come after us, to repay this greedy, insolent, and
+     cowardly Power with the retribution of a just and fearful
+     vengeance. If England in our time of distress makes herself our
+     foe, and offers to be our assassin, we will treat her as a foe when
+     we can do so untrammeled and unmenaced by another enemy."
+
+     "Greedy, insolent, and cowardly," these are nice fraternal terms;
+     and what a truly loving spirit is evinced by swearing "fearful
+     vengeance" upon the "assassin," and handing to posterity the
+     keeping of the oath!
+
+     No whit less affectionate in feeling is what follows:--
+
+     "If we do concede the demands of England, however, it will only be
+     because we desire to crush this rebellion, as a duty we owe to
+     mankind. It will be because we prefer to master the great evil, and
+     do not wish to be alienated from our duty by an international and
+     comparatively unimportant quarrel; it will be because we prefer
+     national salvation to the gratification of any feeling of national
+     pride. It will be a great act of self-denial. But when we come from
+     this rebellion it will be with a magnificent army, educated and
+     organised, and with the sense of this wrong weighing upon them. It
+     will be with a navy competent to meet any navy upon the globe. It
+     will be for us then to remember how England was our enemy in the
+     day of our misfortune, and to make that remembrance a dark and
+     fearful page of her history, and an eternal memory of our own."
+
+     That these are the opinions of most people in America nobody on
+     this side of the Atlantic will believe. But that there are roughs
+     and rowdies in the States, who as they have nothing they can lose
+     by war are always full of bluster and warlike in their talk, this
+     may any one in England very easily conceive. Of course it is to
+     please them that such stuff as we have quoted is stuck in Yankee
+     newspapers; and our sole surprise is that the journals which admit
+     it find it pays them so to do. The rowdies as a rule are not
+     overflushed with wealth and can ill afford to spend their coppers
+     upon literature, which, the chances are, they scarcely would know
+     how to read.
+
+[Illustration: BOXING DAY.
+MR PUNCH. "NOW THEN! WHICH END WILL YOU HAVE, JONATHAN?"]
+
+For the benefit of the American jingoes _Punch_ on December 7th, issued
+the following warning, with an appropriate cartoon:
+
+[Illustration: "UP A TREE."
+Colonel Bull and the Yankee 'Coon.
+'COON. "AIR YOU IN ARNEST, COLONEL?"
+COLONEL BULL. "I AM."
+'COON. "DON'T FIRE--I'LL COME DOWN."]
+
+
+
+
+      A WARNING TO JONATHAN;
+
+      OR, "DOTH HE WAG HIS TAIL?"
+
+
+      JONATHAN, JONATHAN, 'ware of the Lion:
+        He's patient, he's placable, slow to take fire:
+      There are tricks which in safety a puppy might try on,
+        But from dogs of his _own_ size they waken his ire.
+
+      With your bounce and your bunkum you've pelted him often,
+        Good humoured he laughed as the missiles flew by,
+      Hard words you've employed, which he ne'er bid you soften,
+        As knowing your tallest of talk all my eye.
+
+      When you blustered he still was content with pooh-poohing,
+        When you flared up he just let the shavings burn out:
+      He knew you were fonder of talking than doing,
+        And Lions for trifles don't put themselves out.
+
+      But beware how you tempt even leonine patience,
+        Or presume the old strength has forsaken his paw:
+      He's proud to admit you and he are relations,
+        But even relations may take too much law.
+
+      If there's one thing he values, 'tis right of asylum;
+        Safe who rests 'neath the guard of the Lion must be:
+      In that shelter the hard-hunted fugitive whilome
+        Must be able to sleep the deep sleep of the free.
+
+      Then think twice, and think well, ere from guard of the Lion
+        Those who seek his protection you try to withdraw:
+      Though STOWELL and WHEATEN and KENT you rely on,
+        There are points on which Lions won't listen to jaw.
+
+      Remember in time the old tale of the showman,
+        Who his head in the mouth of the Lion would sheath,
+      Till with lengthened impunity, bold as a Roman,
+        He seemed to forget that the Lion had teeth.
+
+      But the time came at last, when all risks madly scorning,
+        He went just too far down that road rough and red,
+      When, with only one wag of his tail for a warning,
+        Snap went Leo's jaws, and off went BARNUM'S head!
+
+[Illustration: NAUGHTY JONATHAN.
+MRS BRITANNIA. "THERE, JOHN! HE SAYS HE IS VERY SORRY,
+AND THAT HE DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT--SO YOU CAN PUT THIS BACK INTO
+THE PICKLE-TUB."]
+
+This was followed up on December 14th, with one of Tenniel's finest
+cartoons, that entitled "Waiting for an Answer."
+
+[Illustration: OBERON AND TITANIA.
+OBERON (MR. PRESIDENT LINCOLN) "I DO BUT BEG A
+LITTLE =NIGGER= BOY, TO BE MY HENCHMAN."
+TITANIA (MISS VIRGINIA) "SET YOUR HEART AT REST,
+THE =NORTHERN= LAND BUYS NOT THE CHILD OF ME."]
+
+Two amusing bits of doggerel appeared in the same number, one
+representing the British nation's view of the international episode.
+
+    MRS. DURDEN ON THE AMERICAN DIFFICULTY
+
+    "Them there nasty good-for-nothing Yankees!" cried old MRS. DURDEN,
+    "Worrits me to that degree, it makes my life almost a burden.
+    Board our mail and seize our passengers, the ribbles! Goodness, gracious!
+    Like their imperence to be sure; 'tis that what makes 'em so owdacious.
+
+    "What next now I wonder, Captain?" Answer CAPTAIN SKIPPER made,
+    "Well Ma'am, our next move, I fancy, will be breaking their blockade."
+    "Blockhead! Ah!" exclaimed the lady. "Truer word was never spoken.
+    Drat the blockheads, all says I; may every head on 'em be broken!"
+
+The other is a bit of broad fun, in mockery of the profuse volumes of
+smoke and sound which were emitted by Yankee fire-eaters.
+
+[Illustration: THE NEW ORLEANS PLUM.
+BIG LINCOLN HORNER,
+UP IN A CORNER,
+THINKING OF HUMBLE PIE;
+FOUND UNDER HIS THUMB,
+A NEW ORLEANS PLUM,
+AND SAID, WHAT A CUTE YANKEE AM I!]
+
+
+
+
+      A VOICE FROM WASHINGTON
+
+
+      _From our Special Correspondent_
+
+      We Yankees ain't given to brag;
+        JOHN BULL, we expect, has no notion
+      Of going to war; but his flag
+        If he does, we shall sweep from the ocean
+      And when the old vagabond lies
+        In a state of teetotal prostration,
+      Old Ireland in glory will rise,
+        Independence to win as a nation.
+
+      Our breadstuffs from England kept back,
+        The sequel must be destitution.
+      Her famishing millions, in lack
+        Of food, will force on revolution.
+      VICTORIA will have to retire;
+        Aristocracy, friends of Secession,
+      Will be hurled down, and trod in the mire;
+        No more for to practise oppression.
+
+      Rebellion we'll bring to an end,
+        The slaves 'mongst our heroes dividing,
+      Or arms to the niggers we'll lend,
+        To give their darned masters a hiding.
+      Work up all our cotton at home,
+        Let not one more bale be exported,
+      Have the world at our feet, like old Rome,
+        By the kings of the airth as was courted.
+
+      Want money? I reckon not we;
+        A national debt we'll create,
+      Twice as heavy as yourn, which will be,
+        For SAMSONS like we air, no weight.
+      On Government bonds we shall borrow
+        Any money in Europe with ease.
+      Why London and Paris, to-morrow
+        Will lend us as much as we please.
+
+      Foreign goods we shall purchase with paper,
+        Which let foreign usurers hold;
+      The British may swagger and vapour,
+        At home whilst we keep all our gold.
+      As BELMONT to SEWARD has written,
+        Any stock may in Europe be "placed,"
+      And the chance, if the ROTHSCHILDS ain't bitten,
+        Will be by the BARINGS embraced.
+
+      We've twice before whipped all creation,
+        We've now got to whip it again.
+      We air a remarkable nation
+        Of modest, but resolute men.
+      JOHN BULL, then, allow us to kick you,
+        And don't go resenting the act,
+      Or into a cocked hat we'll lick you,
+        Yes, Sir-ree, you old hoss, that's a fact.
+
+[Illustration: THE "SENSATION" STRUGGLE IN AMERICA.]
+
+The manly and tactful apology which represented the feeling of the
+better sort of folk in America, and which was wrung from a reluctant
+cabinet by Abraham Lincoln, softened for a moment the asperity of our
+old antagonist. The following rather amiable verses were written in
+anticipation of the amicable settlement which already (January 11,
+1862), seemed probable:
+
+[Illustration: THE LATEST FROM AMERICA;
+Or, the New York "Eye-Duster," to be taken Every Day.]
+
+
+
+
+           A FAIR OFFER FROM JOHN BULL TO MISS COLUMBIA
+
+
+      Shall we kiss and be friends? Why not? Sister COLUMBIA,
+        No more ugly faces let you and me pull;
+      Though we both have our tempers, our worries and troubles,
+        Let "bygones be bygones" for me, says JOHN BULL.
+
+      You must own that you've given me a deal of bad language,
+        And have been far too free with your bunkum and brag;
+      _That_ I'll pocket, if now, like a sensible woman,
+        You'll disclaim your friend WILKES, and salute the old flag.
+
+      Fools may sneer and call family feelings all humbug,
+        But I feel that one blood in the veins of us flows:
+      Our tongues are the same, though I don't like your fashion
+        Of talking, (as you'd make _me_ pay) through the nose.
+
+      We snarled and we scratched, in the days of our folly,
+        When you wanted to leave me and start for yourself;
+      To think of those times makes me quite melancholy----
+        The blood that we wasted----the temper and pelf!
+
+      When I vowed that I'd tame you, and make you knock under,
+        And you dared me and bit, like a vixen as well;
+      I did think by this time we had both seen our blunder;
+        Meant to live as good friends and in peace buy and sell.
+
+      But of late I can't think what the deuce has come o'er you:
+        First, you turn your own house out of window, and then,
+      Declare that _I_ want to o'erreach you and floor you,
+        Stop my ships, seize my passengers, bully my men!
+
+      I can stand a great deal from my own blood-relations,
+        And I know that your troubles your temper have soured;
+      But I can't take a blow, in the face of all nations,
+        And consent to see law by brute force overpowered.
+
+      Only own your friend WILKES is a blundering bully,
+        And make over MASON and SLIDELL to me,
+      And all that is past, I'll condone, fair and fully,
+        Kiss you now, and in future, I _do_ hope, agree!
+
+[Illustration: ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER.
+OLD ABE. "WHY I DU DECLARE IT'S MY DEAR OLD FRIEND SAMBO!
+COURSE YOU'LL FIGHT FOR US, SAMBO. LEND US A HAND, OLD HOSS, DU!"]
+
+Yet Lincoln, the peacemaker of the occasion, got little credit from
+_Punch_, which, indeed, began now to pursue him with unremitting
+invective.
+
+The gorilla-like caricature of Lincoln's features makes its first
+appearance in a cartoon wherein this repulsive face is joined to a
+raccoon's body.
+
+The "coon" is shown up a tree, Colonel Bull, standing below, has drawn a
+bead on him with his gun.
+
+"Air you in earnest, Colonel?" asks the coon.
+
+"I am," replies the mighty Bull.
+
+"Don't fire," says the coon, "I'll come down."
+
+[Illustration: "NOT UP TO TIME;"
+Or, Interference would be very Welcome.]
+
+Even Lincoln's proclamation emancipating the slaves in the seceding
+states did not soften the asperity of the old-time anti-slavery
+advocate. _Punch_ feigned to see in this message only the ruse of a wily
+combatant driven to a last resource. This idea is put into a quatrain,
+as follows:
+
+
+
+
+            THE AMERICAN CHESS-PLAYERS
+
+
+      Although of conquest Yankee North despairs,
+        His brain for some expedient wild he racks,
+      And thinks that having failed on the white squares,
+        He can't do worse by moving on the Blacks.
+
+[Illustration: LINCOLN'S TWO DIFFICULTIES.
+LIN. "WHAT? NO MONEY! NO MEN!"]
+
+Under the heading "One Good Turn Deserves Another," Old Abe is shown
+extending musket, sword and knapsack to a negro who refuses to be
+cajoled by his honeyed words.
+
+[Illustration: MORE FREE THAN WELCOME--A PROSPECTIVE FIX.
+_Nigger._ "NOW DEN, MASSA JONATHAN, WHAT YOU GOIN' TO DO
+WID DIS CHILD? EH?"]
+
+"Why I do declare," says Abe, "it's my dear old friend, Sambo! Course
+you'll fight for us, Sambo. Lend us a hand, old hoss, do."
+
+[Illustration: THE OVERDUE BILL.
+MR. SOUTH TO MR. NORTH. "YOUR 'NINETY DAYS' PROMISSORY NOTE
+ISN'T TAKEN UP YET, SIRREE!"]
+
+The same jibe finds vent in the following poems:
+
+
+
+
+      ABE'S LAST CARD; OR, ROUGE-ET-NOIR
+
+
+      Brag's our game: and awful losers
+        We've been on the _Red_.
+      Under and above the table,
+        Awfully we've bled.
+      Ne'er a stake have we adventured,
+        But we've lost it still,
+      From Bull's Run and mad Manassas,
+        Down to Sharpsburg Hill.
+
+      When luck's desperate, desperate venture
+        Still may bring it back:
+      So I'll chance it--neck or nothing--
+        Here I lead THE BLACK!
+      If I win, the South must pay for't,
+        Pay in fire and gore:
+      If I lose, I'm ne'er a dollar
+        Worse off than before.
+
+      From the Slaves of Southern rebels
+        Thus I strike the chain:
+      But the slaves of loyal owners
+        Still shall slaves remain.
+      If their owners like to wop 'em,
+        They to wop are masters;
+      Or if they prefer to swop 'em,
+        Here are our shin-plasters!
+
+      There! If that 'ere Proclamation
+        Does its holy work,
+      Rebeldom's annihilation
+        It did oughter work:
+      Back to Union, and you're welcome
+        Each to wop his nigger:
+      If not, at White let slip darky--
+        Guess I call that vigour!
+
+[Illustration: ABE LINCOLN'S LAST CARD; OR, ROUGE-ET-NOIR.]
+
+In September, 1862, the two combatants are represented as sinking
+exhausted into the arms of negro backers, who are vainly attempting to
+put them on their feet. In the background stands a self-important eagle
+arrayed in the Napoleonic uniform and a biped lion dressed in a sack
+coat and an air of conscious superiority.
+
+[Illustration: LATEST FROM SPIRIT-LAND.
+GHOST OF KING GEORGE III. "WELL, MR. WASHINGTON, WHAT DO YOU
+THINK OF YOUR FINE REPUBLIC NOW, EH?--WHAT D'YE THINK? WHAT D'YE THINK,
+EH?" GHOST OF MR. WASHINGTON. "HUMPH!"]
+
+Says the eagle to the lion, "Don't you think we ought to fetch the
+police?"
+
+The legend under the cartoon runs, "Not Up to Time, or Interference
+Would Be Very Welcome."
+
+[Illustration: SCENE FROM THE AMERICAN "TEMPEST."
+CALIBAN (SAMBO). "_YOU_ BEAT HIM 'NOUGH, MASSA!
+BERRY LITTLE TIME, I'LL _BEAT HIM TOO_."--SHAKSPEARE.
+(_Nigger Translation._)]
+
+In the following January comes a well imagined cartoon entitled "The
+Latest From Spirit Land," showing the bluff and kindly ghost of George
+III trying to enter into conversation with the stiffly stupid ghost of
+Mr. Washington. "Well, Mr. Washington," says George, "what do you think
+of your fine republic now, eh? What d'ye think? What d'ye think, eh?" To
+which Mr. Washington retorts with an inarticulate "Humph!"
+
+In May of 1863 a cartoon entitled "The Great Cannon Game" shows Abe
+Lincoln playing billiards with Jeff Davis. It is the latter's shot.
+
+"Hurrah for Charleston!" he cries; "that's another to me."
+
+Abe Lincoln mutters in an aside, "Darned if he ain't scored ag'in! I
+wish I could make a few winning hazards for a change."
+
+[Illustration: "BEWARE!"
+KEEPER. "HE AIN'T ASLEEP, YOUNG JONATHAN, SO YOU'D BEST NOT IRRITATE HIM".]
+
+An accompanying article entitled "The Great American Billiard Match" is
+amusing enough when read to-day in the light of the great "winning
+hazards" that were to be made by Abe within less than sixty days.
+
+     "Considerable excitement," it runs, "has been caused in sporting
+     circles by this long protracted match, which, owing to the style of
+     play adopted by the parties, appears to make but very little
+     progress toward a finish. The largeness of the stakes depending on
+     the contest might be supposed to make the players careful in their
+     strokes, but few expected that the game would last so long as it
+     has done, and no one now dare prophesy when it will be finished. It
+     having been resolved to play the cannon game, some anxiety at first
+     was not unreasonably felt among the backers of Jeff Davis, the
+     crack player for the South; but the knowing ones, who knew their
+     man, made no attempt to hedge, notwithstanding what was said about
+     his being out of play and, in the cannon game especially, somewhat
+     overmatched. It is needless to remark here that the first strokes
+     which he made quite justified their confidence, and, indeed,
+     throughout the game he has done nothing yet to shake it, so that if
+     he have but a fair amount of luck, his backers feel assured that he
+     won't easily be beaten, and an extra fluke or two might make him
+     win the match.
+
+     "As for old Abe Lincoln, the champion player of the North, his
+     backers, we believe, are as confident as ever that he is the best
+     man, although at times his play has not appeared to prove it. There
+     is no doubt that he has more strength at his command, but strength
+     is of small use without knowing how to use it. Abe Lincoln may have
+     skill, but he has not yet shown much of it; and certainly he more
+     than once has shown himself outgeneralled. His backers say he
+     purposely is playing a slow game, just to draw out his opponent and
+     see what he can do. In ninety days, they say, he is cocksure of a
+     victory, but this is an old boast, and nobody except themselves now
+     places any faith in it. Abe's famous Bull Run stroke was a bad
+     start to begin with, and his Charleston break has ended in his
+     having to screw back, and thus slip into balk to save himself from
+     mischief.
+
+     How the game will end we won't pretend to prophesy. There are
+     plenty of good judges, who still appear inclined to bet in favor of
+     the South and longish odds are offered that the game will be a
+     drawn one. Abe's attempt to pot the niggers some put down as a foul
+     stroke, but whether foul or not, it added little to his score. Upon
+     the whole we think his play has not been much admired, although his
+     backers have been vehement in superlatively praising it. There is
+     more sympathy for the South, as being the weaker side--a fact which
+     Jeff's supporters indignantly deny, and which certainly the North
+     has not done much as yet toward proving. Without ourselves
+     inclining one way or the other, we may express a neutral hope that
+     the best player may win; and we certainly shall echo the desire of
+     all who watch the game if we add that the sooner it is now played
+     out the better."
+
+[Illustration: THE GREAT "CANNON GAME."
+ABE LINCOLN (ASIDE). "DARN'D IF HE AIN'T SCORED AG'IN!--WISH
+I COULD MAKE A FEW _WINNING_ HAZARDS FOR A CHANGE."]
+
+The boasted "neutrality" was put to a rather severe test when, in less
+than "ninety days," the victory of which Abe's backers were "cock sure"
+proved a double barrelled one at Vicksburg, in Mississippi, and at
+Gettysburg, in Pennsylvania. The news of these tremendous events set all
+the Federal States of America shouting with triumph on the succeeding
+Fourth of July. There were no international cables in those days.
+Consequently it was not until two weeks later that the news reached
+England.
+
+In the interim, on that very July 4, certain Northern Americans in
+London, all unconscious of what had happened, celebrated their national
+anniversary almost in earshot of the _Punch_ office to the great disgust
+of the gentlemen on its staff.
+
+[Illustration: "ROWDY" NOTIONS OF EMANCIPATION.
+"The mob on the corner, below my house, had hung up a negro to the
+lamp-post. In mockery, a cigar was placed in his mouth. * * * For
+hours these scared negroes poured up Twenty-seventh Street, passing
+my house. * * * One old negro, 70 years old, blind as a bat, and
+such a cripple that he could hardly move, was led along by his
+equally aged wife with a few rags they had saved, trembling with
+fright, and not knowing where to go."--MANHATTAN'S _Letter in the
+Standard, July 30th._]
+
+     "There is something peculiarly graceful," [snarls Punch in the
+     issue for July 18th], "in celebrating Independence Day in London.
+     'The Britishers whipped all the world and we whipped the
+     Britishers,' used to be the established formula of Yankee
+     self-glorification. It is the Yankees' belief that they
+     accomplished their secession from England by simple conquest;
+     triumphant superiority in arms. To hold the anniversary of
+     successful insurrection, not to say rebellion, in the very den of
+     the British lion, treading on his tail and gently poking him with a
+     playful boot tip, is to compliment that noble animal with credit
+     for some magnanimity. The British residents in Paris would hardly
+     have the confiding generosity and the taste in like manner to
+     celebrate the return day of the Battle of Waterloo in the French
+     capital.
+
+     "We pause here to ask whether the Confederates do not, as they
+     reasonably may, repeat the Yankee boast above quoted with brag
+     additional? Have they not begun to say, 'The Britishers whipped all
+     the world, the Yankees whipped the Britishers and we whipped the
+     Yankees'? Not yet, perhaps. Averse to indulgence in premature
+     exultation, they may reserve that saying for Independence Day No.
+     2."
+
+In conclusion _Punch_ makes this comment on the fact that in honor of
+the anniversary the flag of the United States had been hoisted on the
+summit of certain buildings, "Shouldn't it have been hoisted halfmast
+high?"
+
+The answer came in the form of a thunderous negative with the next mail
+from America.
+
+[Illustration: BRUTUS AND CAESAR.
+(From the American Edition of Shakspeare.)
+_The Tent of_ BRUTUS (LINCOLN). _Night. Enter the
+Ghost of_ CAESAR.
+_Brutus._ Wall, now! Do tell! Who's you?
+_Caesar._ I am dy ebil genus, massa LINKING.
+Dis child am awful Inimpressional.]
+
+Thereafter _Punch_ lost his supreme interest in the great Civil War. He
+made no allusions to Gettysburg or to Vicksburg. The "neutral hope" was
+painfully dampened by Northern triumphs. His commercial sympathy was all
+with the losing side. The wish was father to the not very neutral
+thought that the negro might prove the undoing of his Northern allies.
+On August 15 appeared a cartoon entitled "Brutus and Caesar, from the
+American Edition of Shakespeare." To the tent of Brutus (Lincoln) enters
+at night the ghost of Caesar, a black spectre. This colloquy occurs:--
+
+     Brutus--Wall, now, do tell! Who's you?
+
+     Caesar--I am dy ebil genius, massa LINKING. Dis child am awful
+     Inimpressional.
+
+[Illustration: THE BLACK CONSCRIPTION.
+"WHEN BLACK MEETS BLACK THEN COMES THE END (?) OF WAR."]
+
+In October appeared a cartoon headed with unconscious satire, "John
+Bull's Neutrality." John Bull standing with his arms akimbo in the
+doorway of his shop is glaring defiantly at two bad boys, clad
+respectively in federal and in confederate uniforms, who slink away
+before his glance and drop the stones they were preparing to hurl at his
+windows.
+
+[Illustration: JOHN BULL'S NEUTRALITY.
+"LOOK HERE, BOYS, I DON'T CARE TWOPENCE FOR YOUR NOISE, BUT IF YOU
+THROW STONES AT MY WINDOWS, I MUST _THRASH YOU BOTH_."]
+
+"Look here, boys," says John, "I don't care twopence for your noise, but
+if you throw stones at my windows I must thrash you both."
+
+The same moral is enforced in the following poem:--
+
+      MR. BULL TO HIS AMERICAN BULLIES
+
+      Hoy, I say you two there, kicking
+        Up that row before my shop!
+      Do you want a good sound licking
+        Both? If not, you'd better stop.
+      Peg away at one another,
+        If you choose such fools to be:
+      But leave me alone; don't bother,
+        Bullyrag and worry me!
+
+      Into your confounded quarrel!
+        Let myself be dragged I'll not
+      By you, fighting for a Merrill
+        Tariff; or your slavery lot.
+      What I want to do with either
+        Is impartially to trade:
+      Nonsense I will stand from neither
+        Past the bounds of gasconade.
+
+      You North, roaring, raving, yelling,
+        Hold your jaw, you booby, do;
+      What, d'ye threaten me for selling
+        Arms to South, as well as you?
+      South, at me don't bawl and bellow,
+        That won't make me take your part;
+      So you just be off, young fellow:
+        Now, you noisy chap, too, start!
+
+      To be called names 'tis unpleasant;
+        Words, however, break no bones:
+      I control myself at present;
+        But beware of throwing stones!
+      I won't have my windows broken,
+        Mind, you brawlers, what I say,
+      See this stick, a striking token;
+        Cut your own, or civil stay.
+
+In a succeeding cartoon _Punch_ called for a separation between the
+fighters, for now, said he, "dis-union is strength." Another cartoon
+hails the fraternization--reported to have taken place between negroes
+bearing the flags of the rival armies--with the epigram "When black
+meets black then comes the end of war."
+
+[Illustration: SCYLLA AND CHARYBDIS, OR THE MODERN ULYSSES.]
+
+Henry Ward Beecher's visit to England, in the autumn of 1863, is
+celebrated by a cartoon and by a poem in which due praise is given to
+the vigor of his oratory and to the excellence of his intentions.
+
+
+
+
+               BRITISHER TO BEECHER
+
+
+      Alas! what a pity it is, PARSON BEECHER,
+        That you came not at once when Secession broke out,
+      As ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S Apostle, a preacher
+        Of the Union; a gospel which Englishmen doubt;
+            For that Union, you see,
+            Was a limb of our tree:
+        Its own branches to break themselves off are as free.
+
+      Still, BEECHER, if you had been only sent hither,
+        When at first the Palmetto flag flouted the sky,
+      Commissioned foul slavery's faction to wither,
+        And this nation invoke to be Freedom's ally,
+            With your eloquent art
+            You had won England's heart;
+        We were fully disposed towards taking your part.
+
+      Instead of a Reverend BEECHER, appealing
+        To our conscience, in Liberty's name, for the right,
+      We heard a cool scoundrel advise in the stealing
+        Of BRITANNIA'S domains, North and South to unite;
+            And your papers were full
+            Of abuse of JOHN BULL;
+        Whilst he bore the blockade which withheld cotton wool.
+
+      Malevolence, taking our ill-will for granted,
+        Has reviled us, pursued us with bluster and threat,
+      Supposing itself the remembrance had planted
+        In our bosom of wrongs which we couldn't forget,
+            And should take, in its case
+            Of misfortune, as base
+      A revenge as itself would have ta'en in our place.
+
+      Tirades against England, with menace of slaughter,
+        Never yet have your SUMNERS, and such, ceased to pour,
+      Your bards talk of blowing us out of the water,
+        And threaten to "punish JOHN BULL at his door."
+            Now this isn't the way
+            To make Englishmen pray
+        That the Yankees may finish by gaining the day.
+
+      An afterthought only is "Justice to Niggers;"
+        'Tis a cry which those Yankees raised not till they found
+      That they for a long time had been pulling triggers,
+        At their slaveholding brothers, and gained little ground.
+            First ABE LINCOLN gave out
+            That he'd fain bring about,
+        The Re-union with slavery too, or without.
+
+      So don't waste your words in attempts at persuasion,
+        Which impose on no Britain alive but a fool,
+      But husband your breath for another occasion,
+        That is, BEECHER, keep it your porridge to cool.
+            "Strictly neutral will I
+            Still remain standing by."
+        Says BRITANNIA: "D'ye see any green in my eye?"
+
+[Illustration: THE STORM-SIGNAL.
+We know not whence the storm may come,
+ But its coming's in the air,
+And this is the warning of the drum,
+  Against the storm, PREPARE!]
+
+Later, _Punch_ published this:
+
+
+
+
+                      ADIEU TO MR. BEECHER
+
+
+     MR. BEECHER has left us; he has sailed for America, where he can
+     tell his congregation just what he likes, but where he will, we are
+     sure, tell MESSRS. LINCOLN and SEWARD the exact truth, namely that
+     large numbers of the uneducated classes crowded to hear a
+     celebrated orator, and that the press has been very good-natured to
+     him. Also, we hope he will say, because he knows it, that the
+     educated classes are at the present date just as Neutral in the
+     matter of the American quarrel as they were before the reverend
+     gentleman's arrival. Having duly stated these facts to the
+     PRESIDENT and the Minister, MR. BEECHER may put them in any form he
+     pleases before the delightful congregation, whose members pay L40
+     a-year, each, for pews. And to show that we part with him in all
+     good nature, we immortalise his witty allusion to ourselves in his
+     farewell speech:--
+
+     "I know my friend _Punch_ thinks I have been serving out 'soothing
+     syrup' to the British Lion. (_Laughter._) Very properly the picture
+     represents me as putting a spoon into the lion's ear instead of his
+     mouth; and I don't wonder that the great brute turns away very
+     sternly from that plan of feeding." (_Renewed Laughter._)
+
+     A gentler criticism upon us could not be, and we scorn to retort
+     that, having a respect for anatomy, we did not make the lion's ear
+     large enough to hold the other spoon depicted in that magnificent
+     engraving. For the REVEREND BEECHER is not a spoon, whatever we may
+     think of his audiences in England. And so we wish him good-bye, and
+     plenty of greenbacks and green believers.
+
+[Illustration: EXTREMES MEET.
+_Abe._ Imperial son of NICHOLAS the Great,
+We air in the same fix, I calculate,
+You with your Poles, with Southern rebels I,
+Who spurn my rule and my revenge defy.
+_Alex._ Vengeance is mine, old man; see where it falls,
+Behold yon hearths laid waste, and ruined walls,
+Yon gibbets, where the struggling patriot hangs,
+Whilst my brave myrmidons enjoy his pangs.]
+
+The re-election of Abraham Lincoln, in November, 1864, called forth a
+grotesque and unpleasant caricature of Lincoln as the "Federal Ph[oe]nix."
+It was accompanied by these verses:
+
+
+
+
+                 THE FEDERAL PH[OE]NIX
+
+
+      When HERODOTUS, surnamed "The Father of History"
+        (We are not informed who was History's mother),
+      Went a travelling to Egypt, that region of mystery,
+        Where each step presented some marvel or other,
+
+      In a great city there, called (in Greek) Heliopolis,
+        The priests put him up to a strange story--rather--
+      Of a bird, who came up to that priestly metropolis,
+        Once in five hundred years, to inter its own father.
+
+      When to filial feeling apparently callous,
+        Not a plume ruffled (as _we_ should say, not a hair rent),
+      In a _pot-pourri_ made of sweet-spice, myrrh, and aloes,
+        He flagrantly, burnt, after burying, his parent.
+
+      But POMPONIUS MELA has managed to gather
+        Of this curious story a modified version,
+      In which the bird burns up itself, not its father,
+        And soars to new life from its fiery immersion.
+
+      This bird has oft figured in emblems and prophecies--
+        And though SNYDERS ne'er painted its picture, nor WEENIX
+      Its portraits on plates of a well-known fire-office is,
+        Which, after this bird's name, is christened the Ph[oe]nix.
+
+      Henceforth a new Ph[oe]nix, from o'er the Atlantic,
+        Our old fire-office friend from his brass-plate displaces;
+      With a plumage of greenbacks, all ruffled, and antic
+        In OLD ABE'S rueful phiz and OLD ABE'S shambling graces.
+
+      As the bird of Arabia wrought resurrection
+        By a flame all whose virtues grew out of what fed it,
+      So the Federal Ph[oe]nix has earned re-election
+        By a holocaust huge of rights, commerce, and credit.
+
+[Illustration: "BEECHER'S AMERICAN SOOTHING SYRUP."
+"If I have said anything against England, I'll stick to it.
+ * * * When I look not to the sentiments of popular assemblies,
+but to such significant acts as the detention of those Rams at
+Liverpool (_cheers_); when I look to such weighty words
+as those spoken by EARL RUSSELL at Glasgow, and by
+the Attorney General at Richmond * * * I feel that the two
+nations are still one in the cause of civilisation, of religion,
+and I trust we shall continue to be one in international policy,
+and one in every enterprise."--_Rev. Ward Beecher at Exeter Hall._]
+
+On December 10th, _Punch_ published this brutal burlesque anticipation
+of that noble speech made by President Lincoln at his second
+Inauguration, which has now taken its due rank among the great
+masterpieces of forensic English:
+
+
+
+
+           PRESIDENT LINCOLN'S INAUGURAL SPEECH
+
+               _(By Ultramarine Telegraph)_
+
+
+Well, we've done it, gentlemen. Bully for us. Cowhided the Copperheads
+considerable. _Non nobis_, of course, but still I reckon we have had a
+hand in the glory, some. That reminds me of the Old World story about
+the Hand of Glory, which I take to have been the limb of a gentleman who
+had been justified on the gallows, and which the witches turned into a
+patent moderator lamp, as would lead a burglar safe into any domicile
+which he might wish to plunder. We ain't burglars, quite t'other, but I
+fancy that if ULY GRANT could get hold of that kind and description of
+thing to help him into Richmond, he'd not be so un-Christian proud as to
+refuse the hand of a malefactor. (_Right, right!_) Well, right or left
+hand, that's no odds, gentlemen. (_Laughter._) Now I am sovereign of the
+sovereign people of this great and united republic for four years next
+ensuing the date hereof, as I used to say when I was a lawyer. (_You
+are! Bully for you!_) Yes, gentlemen, but you must do something more
+than bully for me, you must fight for me, if you please, and whether you
+please or not. As the old joke says, there's no compulsion, only you
+must. Must is for the King, they say in the rotten Old world. Well, I'm
+King, and you shall be Viceroys over me. But I tell you again, and in
+fact I repeat it, that there's man's work to do to beat these rebels.
+They _may_ run away, no doubt. As the Irishman says, pigs may fly, but
+they're darned onlikely birds to do it. They must be well whipped,
+gentlemen, and I must trouble you for the whipcord. (_You shall have
+it!_) Rebellion is a wicked thing, gentlemen, an awful wicked thing, and
+the mere nomenclating thereof would make my hair stand on end, if it
+could be more standonender than it is. (_Laughter._) Truly awful, that
+is when it is performed against mild, free, constitutional sway like
+that of the White House, but of course right and glorious when
+perpetrated against ferocious, cruel, bloodthirsty old tyrants like
+GEORGE THE THIRD. We must punish these rebels for their own good, and to
+teach them the blessings of this mighty and transcendental Union. (_We
+will, we will!_) All very tall talking, gentlemen, but talking won't
+take Richmond. If it would, and there had been six Richmonds in the
+field, we should long since have took them all. If Richmond would fall
+like Jericho, by every man blowing of his own trumpet, we've brass
+enough in our band for that little feat in acoustics. But when a cow
+sticks, as GRANT does, in the mud, how then? (_Great laughter._)
+Incontestably, gentlemen, this great and mighty nation must give her a
+shove on. Shove for Richmond, gentlemen. (_That's the talk!_) Now about
+these eternal blacks, you expect me to say something touching them,
+though I suppose we're none of us too fond of touching them, for reasons
+in that case made and provided, as I used to say. Well, listen. We've
+got them on our hands, that's a fact, and it reminds me of a nigger
+story. Two of these blacks met, and one had a fine new hat. "Where you
+got dat hat, SAMBO?" says t'other. "Out ob a shop, nigger," says SAMBO.
+"'Spex so," says t'other, "and what might be the price ob dat hat?"
+"Can't say, zactly, nigger, the shopkeeper didn't happen to be on the
+premises." (_Laughter._) Well, we've got the niggers, and I can't
+exactly say--or at least I don't think you'd like to hear--what might be
+the price of those articles. But we must utilise our hats, gentlemen. We
+must make them dig and fight, that's a fact.
+
+There's no shame in digging, I suppose. Adam digged, and he is a
+gentleman of older line than any of the bloated and slavish
+aristocracies of Europe. And as for fighting, they must feel honoured at
+doing that for the glorious old flag that has braved for eighty-nine
+years and a-half, be the same little more or less, the battle and the
+breeze. (_Cheers._) Yes, and when the rebellion's put down, we'll see
+what's to be done with them. Perhaps if the naughty boys down South get
+uncommon contrite hearts, we may make them a little present of the
+blacks, not as slaves, of course, but as legal apprentices with
+undefined salaries determinable on misconduct. (_Cheers._) Meantime,
+gentlemen, I won't deny that the niggers are useful in the way of moral
+support. They give this here war a holy character, and we can call it a
+crusade for freedom. A man may call his house an island if he likes, as
+has been said by one of those fiendish British writers who abuse our
+hospitality by not cracking us up. (_War with England!_) Well, all in
+good time, gentlemen. Let our generals learn their business first. I
+don't blame them, mind you, that they haven't learned it yet, for when a
+man has kept a whiskey-store, or a bar, or an oyster-cellar, or an
+old-clothes' shop for years, he can't be expected, merely because he
+puts on a uniform, to become a Hannibal or a Napoleon, or even a
+Marlborough or a Wellington. Likewise, they must learn to keep
+reasonable sober. Friends at a distance will please accept this
+intimation. (_Roars of Laughter._) When that's done, and the rebels are
+whipped, and we are in want of more fighting, we'll see whether
+Richmond in England, where the QUEEN'S palace of Windsor Castle is
+situate lying and being, is a harder nut to crack than Richmond nearer
+us. (_Cheers._) Gentlemen, one thing more. Did you ever hear the story
+of the farmer who had been insulted by an exciseman? "He wur so rude,"
+said the farmer, "that I wur obliged to remonstrate with him." "And to
+what effect did you remonstrate?" asked a friend. "Well I don't know
+about effect, but I bent the poker so that I was obliged to get a hammer
+to straighten it." Gentlemen, we must straighten this glorious Union,
+and the hammer is taxes. (_Laughter._) You may laugh, but you must pay.
+I don't mean to be hard upon this mighty nation, and our friend MR.
+COBDEN (_cheers_) has already indirectly informed the besotted masses of
+British slaves that we intend to repudiate our greenbacks, except to the
+amount they may be worth in the market when redeemed. But the poker
+wants a deal of hammering, nevertheless, and you must pay up. You'll
+hear more about this from a friend of mine in the Government, so I only
+give you the hint, as the man said when he kicked his uncle down-stairs.
+(_Laughter._) I believe that's about all I had to say, and this almighty
+Union will be conserved to shine through the countless ages an ineffable
+beacon and symbol of blessed and everlasting light and glory if you will
+only mind the proverb of Sancho Panza, which says, "Pray to God
+devoutly, and hammer on stoutly." (_Laughter, cheers, and cries of
+"Bully for you!"_)
+
+[Illustration: "HOLDING A CANDLE TO THE *****" (MUCH THE SAME THING.])
+
+On April 15, 1865, came a cartoon, a really superb one, which is
+sometimes reckoned Tenniel's masterpiece, entitled "Habet!" It
+represents the combatants as gladiators before the enthroned and
+imperial negroes ("Ave Caesar!").
+
+[Illustration: NEUTRALITY.
+MRS. NORTH. "HOW ABOUT THE _ALABAMA_ YOU WICKED OLD MAN?"
+MRS. SOUTH. "WHERE'S MY RAMS? TAKE BACK YOUR PRECIOUS
+CONSULS--THERE!!!"]
+
+But in sentiment at least a nobler was to come, the affecting picture of
+Britannia's tribute and _Punch's_ amende, called simply "Abraham
+Lincoln, foully assassinated April 14, 1865."
+
+[Illustration: SOMETHING FOR PADDY.
+O'CONNELL'S STATUE (LOQ). "IT'S A _REPALER_ YE CALL
+YOURSELF, YE SPALPEEN, AND YOU'RE GOIN' TO DIE FOR THE _UNION_."]
+
+The accompanying verses, by Tom Taylor, not, as has sometimes been
+asserted, by Shirley Brooks, were a complete recantation for former
+misunderstanding and wrongdoing. They will bear quoting again:--
+
+[Illustration: VERY PROBABLE.
+LORD PUNCH. "THAT WAS JEFF DAVIS, PAM! DON'T YOU RECOGNISE HIM?"
+LORD PAM. "HM! WELL, NOT EXACTLY--MAY HAVE TO DO SO SOME OF THESE DAYS."]
+
+
+
+
+                  ABRAHAM LINCOLN
+
+        _Foully Assassinated April, 14, 1865_
+
+
+      You lay a wreath on murdered Lincoln's bier,
+        You, who with mocking pencil wont to trace
+      Broad for the self-complacent British sneer
+        His length of shambling limb, his furrowed face,
+
+      His gaunt, gnarled hands, his unkempt, bristling hair,
+        His garb uncouth, his bearing ill at ease;
+      His lack of all we prize as debonair,
+        Of power or will to shine, of art to please.
+
+      You, whose smart pen backed up the pencil's laugh,
+        Judging each step, as though the way were plain;
+      Reckless, so it could point its paragraph
+        Of chief's perplexity or people's pain.
+
+      Beside this corps, that beats for winding sheet
+        The Stars and Stripes he lived to rear anew,
+      Between the mourners at his head and feet,
+        Say, scurril-jester, is there room for you?
+
+      Yes, he had lived to shame me from my sneer,
+        To lame my pencil, and confute my pen--
+      To make me own this hind of princes peer,
+        This rail-splitter a true-born king of men.
+
+      My shallow judgment I had learnt to rue,
+        Noting how to occasion's height he rose,
+      How his quaint wit made home-truth seem more true,
+        How, iron-like, his temper grew by blows.
+
+      How humble yet how hopeful he could be;
+        How in good fortune and in ill the same;
+      Nor bitter in success, nor boastful he,
+        Thirsty for gold, nor feverish for fame.
+
+      He went about his work--such work as few
+        Ever had laid on head and heart and hand--
+      As one who knows where there's a task to do
+        Man's honest will must heaven's good grace command:
+
+      Who trusts the strength will with the burden grow,
+        That God makes instruments to work his will,
+      If but that will we can arrive to know,
+        Nor tamper with the weights of good and ill.
+
+      So he went forth to battle on the side
+        That he felt clear was liberty's and right's,
+      As in his peasant boyhood he had plied
+        His warfare with rude nature's thwarting mights--
+
+      The uncleared forest, the unbroken soil,
+        The iron back, that turns the lumberer's axe;
+      The rapid, that o'erbears the boatman's toil,
+        The prairie, hiding the mazed wanderer's tracks,
+
+      The ambushed Indian, and the prowling bear--
+        Such were the needs that helped his youth to train:
+      Rough culture--but such trees large fruit may bear
+        If but their stocks be of right girth and grain.
+
+      So he grew up, a destined work to do,
+        And lived to do it; four long-suffering years'
+      Ill-fate, ill-feeling, ill-report lived through,
+        And then he heard the hisses change to cheers,
+
+      The taunts to tribute, the abuse to praise,
+        And took both with the same unwavering mood:
+      Till, as he came on light from darkling days
+        And seemed to touch the goal from where he stood,
+
+      A felon hand, between the goal and him,
+        Reached from behind his back, a trigger prest--
+      And those perplexed and patient eyes were dim,
+        Those gaunt, long-laboring limbs were laid to rest.
+
+      The words of mercy were upon his lips,
+        Forgiveness in his heart and on his pen,
+      When this vile murderer brought swift eclipse
+        To thoughts of peace on earth, good will to men.
+
+      The Old World and the New, from sea to sea,
+        Utter one voice of sympathy and shame!
+      Sore heart, so stopped when it at last beat high,
+        Sad life, cut short just as its triumph came.
+
+      A deed accurst! Strokes have been struck before
+        By the assassin's hand, whereof men doubt
+      If more of horror or disgrace they bore;
+        But thy foul crime, like Cain's, stands darkly out.
+
+      Vile hand, that brandest murder on a strife,
+        Whate'er its grounds, stoutly and nobly striven;
+      And with the martyr's crown crownest a life
+        With much to praise, little to be forgiven!
+
+[Illustration: MRS. NORTH AND HER ATTORNEY.
+MRS. NORTH. "YOU SEE, MR. LINCOLN, WE HAVE FAILED UTTERLY IN
+OUR COURSE OF ACTION; I WANT PEACE, AND SO, IF YOU CANNOT
+EFFECT AN AMICABLE ARRANGEMENT, I MUST PUT THE CASE INTO OTHER HANDS."]
+
+From that time forward _Punch_ took seriously to heart the lesson he had
+taught himself, and his relations with Brother Jonathan were thereafter
+of a very different and a far more cordial kind.
+
+[Illustration:
+COLUMBIA'S SEWING-MACHINE. MRS. BRITANNIA. "AH, MY DEAR COLUMBIA, IT'S
+ALL VERY WELL; BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'LL FIND IT DIFFICULT TO JOIN _THAT_
+NEATLY."]
+
+That these verses made a profound impression in the United States is
+undoubted. It has even been opined that they were largely instrumental
+in preventing an imminent war between Great Britain and the United
+States.
+
+[Illustration: THE BLACK DRAFT.]
+
+Perhaps the effect would have been less if we on this side had known how
+grudgingly the amende was offered. Mr. A. H. Layard in his recent "Life
+of Shirley Brooks" has invited us to take a peep behind the _Punch_
+curtain. He shows that the editorial staff of the paper was divided in
+the matter, Shirley Brooks leading the opposition against the
+publication of the poem. In Brooks' diary Mr. Layard discovered the
+following entry:--
+
+"Dined _Punch_. All there. Let out my views against some verses on
+Lincoln in which T. T. (Tom Taylor) had not only made P. eat humble pie,
+but swallow dish and all."
+
+[Illustration: THE FEDERAL PH[OE]NIX.]
+
+[Illustration: GRAND TRANSFORMATION SCENE FOR THE END OF THE YEAR 1864.]
+
+[Illustration: THE THREATENING NOTICE.
+ATTORNEY LINCOLN. "NOW UNCLE SAM, YOU'RE IN A DARNED HURRY TO
+SERVE THIS HERE NOTICE ON JOHN BULL. NOW, IT'S MY DUTY, AS YOUR
+ATTORNEY, TO TELL YOU THAT YOU _MAY_ DRIVE HIM TO GO OVER TO
+THAT CUSS, DAVIS----" (_Uncle Sam Considers._)]
+
+[Illustration: VULCAN IN THE SULKS.
+BRITANNIA. "IF YOU TURN SULKY, AND WON'T MAKE MY ARMOUR,
+HOW SHALL I BE ABLE TO RESIST MARS?"]
+
+[Illustration: THE AMERICAN GLADIATORS--HABET!]
+
+[Illustration: BRITANNIA SYMPATHISES WITH COLUMBIA.]
+
+[Illustration: PEACE.
+MR. PUNCH'S DESIGN FOR A COLOSSAL STATUE, WHICH OUGHT TO HAVE
+BEEN PLACED IN THE INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION].
+
+
+
+
+      *      *      *      *      *      *
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's note:
+
+(1) Spelling, punctuation and typographical errors have been corrected,
+with the exception of those which occur in the illustrations and text
+copied directly from "Punch".
+
+(2) The cartoons have been left in chronological order, ignoring
+their possible relevance to surrounding text.
+
+(3) To avoid irritating breaks for the reader, illustrations have been
+moved to the nearest end of a paragraph, poem or quotation. The page
+numbers in the List of Illustrations have been adjusted accordingly,
+as far as page 100. The remaining illustrations, being beyond the end of
+the text, have been given arbitrary page numbers to assist any reader
+trying to locate them.
+
+
+
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