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- THE HERO
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-Title: The Hero
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-Author: Elaine Wilber
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-Release Date: April 04, 2011 [EBook #35770]
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- THE HERO
-
- BY ELAINE WILBER
-
- _Willy was undoubtedly a hero. The difficulty lies in deciding
- which side he was on...._
-
-
-[Illustration: __Illustrated by Paul Orban__]
-
-
-Two months after the landing, Ship UXB-69311 was rigged out with most
-things needed to make life bearable, if not interesting, for the crew.
-Perched on the manicured, blue-green sod of the planet Engraham, its
-inner parts were transformed and refitted for the many months of the
-Exploration. No effort and no flight of imagination had been spared to
-make the ship resemble more a country club than a barracks. With the
-permission of Colonel Mondrain, the crew's bunkroom had been completely
-rearranged, and a segment thereof made into a quietly elegant bar. Plans
-for this eventual rejuvenation had been fomenting throughout the very
-tiresome and very monotonous journey.
-
-When they first landed, the natives fled, and thus it was easy to
-liberate furnishings from the adjacent village. When the inhabitants
-returned, after the purposes of the visiting Earthman were acknowledged
-to be harmless, they proved to be too courteous to carp about a few
-missing articles.
-
-The chairs, of a very advanced design and most comfortable, were made of
-a light and durable metal alloy thus far unknown to Earth. The bar
-(which was probably not its purpose on Engraham, no one knew or cared
-what its function had been) was of a design so futuristic that it would
-have turned a modern artist mad. The utensils, also liberated, were
-unbelievably delicate, yet strong and easy to wash. At first, since the
-Earth had not intended the Exploration to resemble the type that
-Texas-stationed servicemen like to run in Matamoros, there was nothing
-to drink in the utensils. But hardly six weeks had passed before the
-first hero of the Exploration, a man named O'Connors, discovered a
-palatable fruit growing on nearby bushes. By means of a system of
-improvised pipes (also liberated) it was no time at all before tasty
-beverages, somewhat strident but quite effective, were being run off and
-consumed in quantities. The machine known as O'Connors Joy-Juicer was
-concealed behind the bar, and all that was ever seen on the bar when
-Colonel Mondrain or the Doctors were around was an innocuous fruit
-juice.
-
-The Earth Command had stocked the ship with reading material, most of it
-of a disgustingly educational nature, in photostatic cards: and the
-second hero of the Exploration was a man named Kosalowsky, who
-discovered in the psychology sections the works of Freud and
-Krafft-Ebing. After this discovery, a few interesting discussions arose.
-
-After these changes had been made, there was very little to do.
-
-The Earth Command had assumed that the natives of Engraham would resent
-the Explorations (most planets did), and so had sent along the crew of
-thirty men for protection. All had labored mightily to become part of
-this special crew, chosen for endurance and known war-like qualities.
-For once they got back to Earth, all were slated to be mustered out of
-service immediately, decorated to the ears, and awarded full, life-time
-pensions. Many already had contracts to appear on television and one
-man, Blunt, hinted at a long term Hollywood contract.
-
-But once they got there, there was little to do after all. A guard was
-posted; instruments were checked; and, although the necessity seemed
-slight, the ship was kept primed for instantaneous emergency take-off.
-On the day corresponding to Earth's Saturday, the ship was G. I.'d from
-stem to stern. The maintenance crew made sure that no parts deteriorated
-or got liberated by enterprising natives. But the natives were not an
-inventive race. It was discovered by the Doctors (Anker, Frank, Pelham
-and Flandeau) that the natives literally did not know how to steal. They
-were backward. Dr. Flandeau, who was making great strides with the
-language, reported that there was some evidence that the Engrahamites
-had once possessed this skill, along with murder, mayhem, bad faith, and
-politics, but had lost it, through a deterioration of the species.
-
-Thus, once the ship had been transformed into a place worthy of human
-dwelling, and the beverage question had been solved, and utter,
-imbecilic boredom circumvented by the timely discoveries of Freud and
-Krafft-Ebing, the men found time hanging heavily on their hands; and the
-more the doctors discovered about the Engrahamites, the more dismal the
-situation became. The doctors, growing more and more fascinated by their
-tasks, left the ship bright and early each day, returning around
-nightfall to reduce their growing stacks of data to points of Earthly
-relevance. The Colonel was also out most of the time. He paid many
-social calls on the natives, who, being courteous, received him, and was
-often returned at night in a chauffeured native Hop-Hop. Life in the
-bunkroom became a sullen round of poker, reading of Krafft-Ebing, and
-gab: and Earth currency changed hands daily in the never-ending crap
-game.
-
-For there was one great lack in their lives. This lack, and the
-inability to do anything about it, absorbed many hours of conversation.
-At first, complaints only occurred at intervals; but as weeks passed,
-the lamentations became so fervent, so constant, and so heart-rending,
-that Dr. Flandeau observed to Dr. Frank that more stirring passages had
-not been made since the Jeremiad. For Dr. Flandeau, although aging, was
-in his off hours a poet, and a Frenchman always.
-
-Dr. Frank said, "Yes, well, poor bastards."
-
-At first, nostalgically, the crew harked back to happier times on Earth.
-Soon not one young lady of their collective acquaintance had escaped the
-most minute analysis. They were young men--the oldest, Blunt, was only
-twenty-six--and several of them had married young, greatly limiting
-their activities so that even their cumulative memories could not last
-forever. After several weeks, repetition began to set in. Once all
-successes had been lovingly remembered, down to the last, exquisite
-detail, they began recalling their failures. The master strategist, the
-unofficial referee of these seminars, was Dick Blunt.
-
-"Now where you went wrong there," he would tell a fledgling reporting
-complete zero with a YWCA resident, "was in making her feel that you
-were interested. Your line with a girl like that should be one of
-charity. Pure charity. You impress on her that you're doing her a
-terrific favor. You offer to bring to her dull life romance, adventure,
-tenderness."
-
-"I couldn't even get my hands on her," complained the reproved failure,
-Herbert Banks.
-
-"I've always found that type the easiest ones of all," Blunt said
-indifferently. "Dull, of course."
-
-The testiness, the self-pity, the shortness of temper and the near-riots
-over stolen packages of cigarettes, were not improved after the Doctors,
-having surveyed the situation thoroughly, decided that it would do no
-harm to let the men of the crew go out on Liberty.
-
-Fraternizing with natives was, of course, strictly forbidden. They were
-not to drink off premises. (Nor on, for that matter.) They were exhorted
-not to steal, not to engage in fights.
-
-Still, they could walk around, take pictures of the strange pink houses
-and the dazzling cities. They could watch a covey of children swim in
-the municipal pools. They could look at the fountains, the so-called
-"miraculous fountains of Engraham", or climb the strange, glassy
-mountains. The natives, although shy of them, were most polite, and some
-smiled enchantingly--especially the women.
-
- ----
-
-This was the worst rub of all: there were women, and they were gorgeous.
-A little smaller than most Earth women, with bright eyes, and high,
-arched eyebrows, looking forever as if they had heard the most priceless
-joke. Their faces conformed to the most rigid standards of Caucasian
-beauty. Their legs, so delicate, so tapering, so fantastically small of
-ankle, were breath-taking. Their clothes, which would have driven a
-Parisian designer to suicide, were draped carelessly over the most
-exquisite figures. True, they were a little deficient in one department,
-and this was explained, before they were granted liberty, by Dr.
-Flandeau. The women of Engraham, he said, did not bear children.
-
-This announcement was not received with special gloom, for until then,
-none of the crew had seen an Engrahamite woman. But Willy Lanham, a
-dark-haired, skinny boy from Tennessee, asked, unhappily, "Don't they
-even go in for games or nothin'?"
-
-Flandeau understood instantly. He shook his head sadly. "I should think
-not. It has been a long time since they have observed the normal
-functions. The women are mainly for decoration, although it is said that
-some are also created for brains. They are a most strange people."
-
-After this--granted these agonizing liberties, and able to see that
-which was biologically unattainable--the crew became so demoralized that
-not even Kosalowsky's discovery of the works of Wilhelm Reik relieved
-the deep gloom.
-
-However, they had reckoned without the superior genius of Dick Blunt.
-Blunt received Flandeau's news as unhappily as the others, and, like the
-rest, was made miserable by the sight of the glorious damozels. But he
-was a reasonable man and he put his reasoning powers to work. Soon he
-alone was cheerful. He went around with the absorbed, other-world look
-of a physicist grappling with a problem in ionospheric mathematics
-without the use of an IBM calculator. One day he went on Liberty alone.
-He did not return until the fall of night, and when he came in his
-elation was so immoderate that the others thought there must be bars on
-Engraham after all.
-
-"I have found the answer to our question," he said.
-
-No one needed to ask what question. O'Connors hurried to pour Blunt a
-drink.
-
-"I have spent the day pursuing this answer logically," said Blunt. "I
-have done what any thoughtful man would do. I have read up on it."
-
-"How?" cried Henderson.
-
-"At the library."
-
-Blunt then described his day: finding his way to the library by means of
-pantomime; and finding at last, that file of photographs--photographs of
-an utterly self-explanatory nature. And these he pulled from his pocket,
-for ignoring all discipline, he had stolen them.
-
-The pictures passed from hand to hand. O'Connors passed them on to Pane,
-and suddenly felt the need to open the window behind him. It was Willy
-Lanham, the boy from Tennessee, who voiced those exultant words that
-rose to the throats of all:
-
-He said, "Hey! They're made just like the Earth girls."
-
-The conversation, at this intensely interesting point, was cut short by
-the arrival of the Colonel. He alighted from the native Hop-Hop--waved
-cheerily to its driver, and began coming up. The bottle and glasses
-vanished, and Kosalowsky began to read aloud from a book especially
-reserved for these occasions. The men maintained looks of studious
-interest as the officer went through. He went up the ladder to his own
-quarters, there to write in his growing volume, THE COMING OCCUPATION
-AND GOVERNMENT OF ENGRAHAM. They listened until his door clicked.
-
-The conversation was resumed in more subdued tones.
-
-"Do you think," said Pane shakily, "They still _could_?"
-
-"Not a question of it," Blunt said. "These pictures prove it. It's what
-you might call a lost art. Once upon a time, as with all the fortunate
-parts of the galaxy, this art was known to the Engrahamites. Through
-some terrific foul-up, they lost it. Probably a combination of the
-science of incubation, and the reign of some ghastly square, like Queen
-Victoria. Thus were the girls of Engraham deprived of the pleasures of
-love."
-
-"The men, too," said Willy. All glared at him reproachfully. To care
-about the happiness of the Engrahamite men was thought not quite
-patriotic.
-
-"Gradually," Blunt went on, "they must have begun to lose interest.
-Probably there was some taboo. In the end they probably all thought, oh,
-to hell with it, and began serving on committees."
-
-A long sigh went up.
-
-"It is for us," Blunt said softly, treasuring each word, "to restore
-these unhappy maidens to their original human rights.
-
-"But it isn't going to be easy," Blunt went on. His voice dropped even
-lower. "Think what would happen if it went sour. Those Doctors would get
-wind of it. We'd be stuck in the Ship for the rest of the Exploration."
-
-There was a sober pause. Finally Banks cleared his throat and said,
-"Well, how do you think it should be handled, Blunt?"
-
-"Well, every beachhead needs an invasion," Blunt said, casually holding
-out his glass. O'Connors leapt to fill it. "One guy has got to lay the
-groundwork. Let him enlighten one quail. Explain things to her." He took
-a long, leisurely drink, and sighed. "This quail will rush around
-telling the others. Pretty soon there'll be so many hanging around the
-ship that--"
-
-There was a general rush for cooling beverages.
-
-"Right," someone said, when the faculty of speech was recovered.
-
-"And necessarily," said Blunt, "this has to be the guy with the most
-savvy. The one who knows the score. The one most likely to succeed.
-Check?"
-
-All knew what this was leading up to. Martin said unhappily, "Check,
-Blunt, You're our boy."
-
- ----
-
-Blunt was scheduled to stand guard the next day, but Willy Lanham, eager
-to assist the cause, volunteered to take over for him. The hours seemed
-to creep by. His air was swaggering and cool when he returned, and all
-gathered round with eager curiosity--all but Lanham, who had not
-recovered from standing guard.
-
-Blunt sauntered to the bar, accepted a drink, sipped it, lighted a
-cigarette, and took a long, pensive drag. Finally he said reminiscently,
-"What a doll!"
-
-Pane, never a subtle man, cried in anguish, "Well, how'd you make out?"
-
-Blunt smiled smugly. He began his recital. He was walking along the
-street and he met this gorgeous creature. A full description followed
-(broken by the arrival of the Colonel and two paragraphs of the DECLINE
-AND FALL) making it clear that this was the dish of dishes, the most
-beautiful of the beautiful, the most charming, and the most intelligent.
-She allowed herself to be addressed in Blunt's few words of Engrahamic
-and, smiling ever patiently, sat with him for several hours. Their talk
-took place in a secluded bower, in one of the many parks. She was
-agreeable and charmed and promised to see him again. He even managed,
-through terrific feats of pantomime, to impress on her the need of
-secrecy in future meetings.
-
-"That was all?" someone said, when he finished.
-
-"For the first meeting, I think I did wonders," said Blunt. "After all,
-sex hasn't been known here since a time corresponding to our Stone Age."
-
-Later, when the nightly poker game was beginning, Willy Lanham said,
-"Why didn't you just make a grab for her?"
-
-"That's the hill-billy approach," Blunt said disdainfully. "These girls
-are civilized--very, very civilized. It's important not to shock them."
-
- ----
-
-Blunt's next gambit was to set about learning the language. For this he
-went not to Flandeau, who best knew it, but to Ankers, who was a pure
-scientist in every sense of the word, and not so likely to suspect his
-motives. The girl proved very cultured. She took him to art galleries,
-to symphonies, and mountain climbing, for scrambling up and down the
-glassy hills was a favorite Engrahamic sport. As he advanced in the
-language, he learned that her name was Catataphinaria, which meant "she
-will attain relative wisdom". He found that she worked for the Eleven
-who, while not rulers, offered general suggestions which the populace
-more or less followed.
-
-Although his slow progress inevitably bored the crew, still, it offered
-that one precious ray of hope, and they became so tractable that even
-the Doctors noticed it. They laid it to the secret ingredient that Dr.
-Frank had introduced into the drinking water.
-
-The summer wore on, becoming hotter each day. By the end of the second
-month of his courtship, Blunt began to speak to her of love.
-
-She laughed. She said that she had little curiosity on the subject,
-although it was now and then mentioned by the students of antiquity.
-Assured that it was pleasurable, she said that she heard that barbarians
-also enjoyed murdering people and making them butts of jokes.
-
-Willy Lanham said, "Don't listen to what a girl _says_. Just make a grab
-for her."
-
-This suggestion was laughed to scorn.
-
-Weeks passed, the summer began to wane. Tempers again began to shorten.
-Flandeau said to Frank, "The men are worse again."
-
-"Yes, perhaps we should increase the dosage."
-
-The fruits for the Joy-Juicer grew thin on the silvery bushes, and men
-ranged far and wide, putting in supplies for the winter.
-
- ----
-
-One night, when Blunt had won at poker, all the men lay in their bunks,
-too dispirited to drink, to shoot craps, almost too miserable even for
-speech. Blunt again began talking of Catataphinaria. Drowsily Lanham
-said, "I think you're going at it the wrong way, Dick. Try some real
-rough stuff. You know--kiss her. She might like it."
-
-Before Blunt could defend his strategy, Kosalowsky sat up in his bunk.
-"Yes, for cripes sake," he said, "Move in for the kill. Or shut up about
-it. You're driving us all nuts."
-
-"Would you like to try?" Blunt suggested softly.
-
-"Sure I'll try," Kosalowsky said. He turned on the light over his bunk.
-"Give me a crack at her. I could have managed it weeks ago. All you've
-done is talk to the quail."
-
-"Yah, Dick, maybe you're using the wrong approach on this one,"
-O'Connors suggested.
-
-"It's the damn places you take her," Kosalowsky said. "Art galleries.
-Anybody ever seduce a girl in an art gallery? Symphonies. Popping around
-in her damn Hop-Hop. Can't you ever get her alone?"
-
-"She lives with ten other girls," Blunt said sulkily. "They're all home
-all the time."
-
-"Well, bring her here, then," Pane suggested. "We'll all take a powder."
-
-"Where?"
-
-There was no answer. They could not all, by day, desert the ship, and it
-was getting too chilly for the crew to hide in adjacent shrubbery. "We
-could put up a wall," Pane said suddenly, "between the bunks and the
-bar."
-
-"With what?"
-
-"I know," Banks said eagerly, "where there's a whole pile of stuff. It's
-nice thin metal, just lying there getting rusty."
-
-"I think you're premature--"
-
-"Premature!" Kosalowsky shouted. "Six months you've been chasing this
-tomato. You call that premature?"
-
-"Only four by Engrahamic time," Blunt said, insulted.
-
-"Listen," Kosalowsky said, "that wall goes up tomorrow. And you're
-smuggling her in tomorrow night. Or else," he said, glaring at Blunt,
-"after that it's every man for himself. Check?"
-
-Blunt, only slightly seen in the light from Kosalowsky's bunk, was white
-with rage. "All right, guys," he said stonily. "I've been trying to do
-right by this frail. Nothing abrupt or hillbilly. Nothing to hurt her
-delicate feelings or her fine mind. But if this is how you want
-it--Okay!"
-
- ----
-
-The next day the wall went up.
-
-Hardly a word was said as it was hammered in place. Once up, the place
-was G. I.'d thoroughly. The ash trays were washed, the floor vacuumed,
-and the lights adjusted to achieve the most tellingly seductive effect.
-Blunt went out at two, thin-lipped and silent.
-
-"The jerk," Kosalowsky said, "I think he's a lot of hot air. That's what
-_I_ think."
-
-The Colonel came in at nightfall and asked about the wall. They told him
-that it was to cut off the recreation section from the sleeping
-quarters, for the protection of those who wanted more sleep to prepare
-for the grueling winter watches.
-
-"Very good idea men," the Colonel said, and went upstairs to write
-another chapter in his book.
-
-At nine the men disappeared into their bunks. O'Connors won the
-responsible job of peering through the narrow slit in the wall. Behind
-him could be heard the labored breathing of twenty-seven distraught men.
-One man snored. "Wake up, you stupid ass," Pane told Lanham. "You'll
-wreck the show."
-
-At last the door opened and Blunt came in--with the girl.
-
-She was breath-taking. She wore, O'Connors reported, a dress cut to
-here--and her hair was piled high on her patrician head. Blunt had not
-lied. She was even prettier than the usual run of Engraham girls.
-
-"He's offering her a drink," O'Connors whispered.
-
-"She take it?"
-
-"No--she's sitting at the bar. He's having one, though. He's turning on
-the hi-fi."
-
-He did not have to tell them, since all could hear the soft music. They
-had selected a program of melodies considered sure-fire.
-
-"He's talking to her--putting his arm around her waist. Oh-oh. She
-knocked it off. She's laughing, though."
-
-In the silence they all heard her laugh. Several men moved
-uncomfortably. "He's leading her toward the couch--oh-oh--she stopped to
-look at the radar screen."
-
-It was the auxiliary radar, not the important one in the control room.
-"What's he doing?"
-
-"Telling her--he's edging her to the couch again--now she's asking about
-the Bassett Blaster. They're fooling around with the gun. He's showing
-her how it works--trying to put his hands--!"
-
-This last was lost, for there was a sudden, resounding blast. Their
-bunks, the entire ship, trembled.
-
-The meaning was clear to all. They flattened to their bunks, and waited
-tensely. They heard a sound, the sound of a foot kicking a body. A hand
-scratched tentatively along the wall.
-
-No one moved. "She killed him." O'Connors voice was no more than a
-slight whisper. "Lay low--lay low."'
-
-Then a woman's voice said, in perfect English, "All right, you men. Come
-out of there."
-
-The door was found and flung open. Catataphinaria stood in the dim
-light--still holding the Blaster. She said again, more sharply, "I said,
-Come out of there!"
-
-Clumsily, they came down from their bunks.
-
-"Now," she said, as she had them all against the wall, "call down the
-others."
-
-But this was unnecessary, for the Doctors and the Colonel were already
-descending the ladder. They turned quite white at the sight of her.
-Wordlessly, she indicated that they were to join the others. The Doctors
-found it harder to adjust to a purely military sort of emergency. Ankers
-asked clearly, "What on earth is this nonsense?"
-
-"No nonsense," the girl said. "Just do as I say. First, surrender all
-your papers."
-
-"Our papers?"
-
-"Your research. Your conclusions. Everything."
-
-Henderson said, "I'll go get it, Ma'am."
-
-"I would also like the Colonel's amusing work on the coming occupation."
-
-"I know where it is, sir," Martin said swiftly. "I'll get it."
-
-The Colonel's expression was stony. He nodded to Martin to get it, and
-it occurred to him that the girl was one of those whom he had personally
-selected as the most promising for the puppet governments. But when he
-asked about her identity, she cut him off without a word.
-
-"Then, may I ask where you learned such flawless English?"
-
-"All of us know English," she said. "It is a very stupid language."
-
-Martin and Henderson returned with the papers. Gingerly they approached
-her, handed the papers to her, and darted back to their places in the
-line. She placed the stack on the bar, leafed through it, all the while
-keeping them covered with the Blaster, and remarked on finishing, "It is
-exactly what one would expect barbarians to find interesting."
-
-Flandeau, however, remained a scientist to the last.
-
-"We find ourselves unhappily deceived," he said. "We were certain--that
-you were utterly without defenses. We were told that you did not know
-_how_ to lie, cheat, dissemble, or fight."
-
-"Only not with each other." she said. "It was, so to speak, a lost art."
-She glanced at Blunt. Several men squirmed. "But it is one that we have
-regained," she said.
-
-"And what will you do with us?" Flandeau asked.
-
-"We have decided to let you go," she said. "Now that we possess this
-weapon,"--she brandished the Blaster--"which we can copy, we think we
-can prevent more Explorations. At least this is the opinion of the
-Eleven. So I am instructed to let you leave--at once, of course."
-
-"You are most charming," said Flandeau.
-
-"At once," she repeated.
-
-"Yes, of course. Men! Prepare for blastoff!"
-
- ----
-
-The way back was tedious--the floating around, the boredom, the unending
-blackness of space--but at least it was going home. After the first
-weeks of space-sickness, things returned to near normal, and the Doctors
-conferred with the Colonel. It was decided that the best report should
-be that Engraham was uninviting, bleak, and of no interest to Earthmen.
-The reputations of all were at stake (the doctors found themselves,
-stripped of their papers, unable to recollect enough, and the Colonel
-desperately feared a court-martial) and the crew was thus advised. All
-agreed to keep their mouths shut. Thus their honorable discharges,
-medals, and life-time pensions would be safe.
-
-So, with all this decided, and Earth only a few months away, relative
-cheerfulness reigned. Only Willy Lanham continued to mope.
-
-"What's biting you?" Kosalowsky asked, one day as they lay strapped in
-adjacent bunks. "Your face is as long as this ship."
-
-"I just feel bad," Willy said. "I can feel bad if I want to, can't I?"
-
-"What the hell, we'll soon be home. We can really raise some hell,
-then."
-
-"I miss my girl," Willy blurted out.
-
-"You'll see her pretty soon."
-
-"I mean my girl on Engraham."
-
-It happened that just then several other men, bored with lying still,
-were floating past. They gripped the edges of Willy's bunk.
-
-"You mean you had," Kosalowsky said cunningly, "a girl on Engraham?"
-
-"Sure I did," said Willy defensively. "Didn't all you guys?"
-
-More and more men joined the knot of bodies around Willy's bunk. The
-atmosphere became distinctly menacing.
-
-"You mean you didn't?" Willy said. "You mean it wasn't a gag we were
-pulling on Blunt?"
-
-They were silent. One pair of floating hands neared Willy's throat.
-
-"Honest," he said. "I didn't think you were that dumb. I thought you
-were just letting Blunt make an ass of himself. I thought that--well, it
-was so easy. I even told Dick a couple of times. You just had to make a
-grab for 'em."
-
-Pane suddenly let out a harsh sound, like the cry of a wounded bull.
-
-"So who was this frail?" Kosalowsky asked heavily.
-
-"Yeah!" echoed the others.
-
-"Well, she was just a frail, I guess," Willy said. "I used to see her
-around the ship. On guard duty. I used to see her all the time. What the
-hell," he said, "You think I'm dumb or something? Why'd you think I was
-willing to stand guard all the time?"
-
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