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+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h1>H.M.S. &mdash;&mdash;</h1>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h4>BY</h4>
+<h2>KLAXON</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>William Blackwood and Sons<br />
+Edinburgh and London<br />
+1918</h3>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h4><i>ALL RIGHTS RESERVED</i></h4>
+
+<hr />
+
+<h3><i>TO</i></h3>
+
+<h2><i>D. V. B.</i></h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When Homer launched his epic on the literary sea,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The critics were as merciful as they can ever be:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"We take it that the author did the best that he can do,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"And the book should be remembered for at least a year or two...."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But Homer let the critics go, and listened with a smile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For he had heard a verdict that was better by a mile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In a code that only Homer as a husband understood,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"You <i>are</i> a funny clever thing&mdash;I'd no <i>idea</i> you could."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_vii" id="Page_vii">[Pg vii]</a></span></p>
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+<table class="toc" summary="Contents">
+<tr><td class="c1">&nbsp;</td><td class="c3"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">"1923"</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">PRIVILEGED</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_18">18</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">ACCORDING TO THEIR LIGHTS</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_22">22</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A NAVAL DISCUSSION</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_32">32</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE GUNLAYER</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_42">42</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A WAGE SLAVE</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_54">54</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">AN "ANNUAL"</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_61">61</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">"OUR ANNUAL"</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_68">68</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">MASCOTS</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_70">70</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE SPARROW</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_73">73</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A WAR WEDDING</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_80">80</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A HYMN OF DISGUST</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_94">94</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE "SPECIAL"</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_98">98</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">BETWEEN TIDES</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_106">106</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">LIGHT CAVALRY</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_116">116</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A TRINITY</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_139">139</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">IN THE MORNING</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_144">144</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">AN AFFAIR OF OUTPOSTS</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_147">147</a>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_viii" id="Page_viii">[Pg viii]</a></span></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">1917</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_155">155</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">IN FORTY WEST</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_169">169</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A RING AXIOM</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_171">171</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">CHANCES</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_173">173</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE QUARTERMASTER</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_185">185</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A LANDFALL</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_188">188</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">NIGHT ROUNDS</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_195">195</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">IN THE BARRED ZONE</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_201">201</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A MATTER OF ROUTINE</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_204">204</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">WHO CARES?</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_211">211</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE UNCHANGING SEX</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_213">213</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">TWO CHILDREN</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_216">216</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">AN URGENT COURTSHIP</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_234">234</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">LOOKING AFT</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_254">254</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">GRIT</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_258">258</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A MAXIM</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_270">270</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">FROM A FAR COUNTRY</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_272">272</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE CRISIS</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_279">279</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A SEA CHANTY</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_281">281</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE WAR OF ATTRITION</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_284">284</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THROUGH AN ADMIRALTY WINDOW</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_303">303</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A MOST UNTRUE STORY</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_318">318</a></td></tr>
+</table>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+<h2>H.M.S. &mdash;&mdash;.</h2>
+
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+<h2>"1923."</h2>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>[The following is the description by Professor J. Scott, F.R.S.,
+of his recent Airship Journey across the old Bed of the
+North Sea. July 1, 1923.]</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>It is perhaps unnecessary for me to state the
+objects and purpose of my journey of last week,
+as it would be false modesty in me not to
+recognise the great interest taken by the
+geologic and antiquarian worlds in my proposed
+enterprise. For the benefit, however, of
+those for whose intelligence the so-called
+"Popular" geologic works are compiled, I will
+recapitulate some points which are ancient
+history to my instructed readers.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span>
+ The winter of 1922 witnessed the greatest
+geologic change in the earth's surface since the
+last of the Glacial epochs. Into the causes and
+general results of this change I do not propose
+to enter, beyond mentioning my opinion that
+the theory propounded by Professor Middleton
+(a theory designed only for one purpose&mdash;that
+of attempting to throw doubt on the data and
+reasoning of my first monograph on the subject)
+is not only childish, but based on a fallacy.</p>
+
+<p>I will confine myself to the results as they
+affected this country and the continent of
+Europe, of which it is now a prolongation or
+headland&mdash;not, as the Daily Press erroneously
+labels it, a peninsula.</p>
+
+<p>The total change in elevation of the land is
+now calculated at 490 feet 7 inches, but more accurate
+measurements are still being taken. This
+great change brings us back to a geologic age
+when man and mammoth co-existed in the
+primeval forest of Cromer, and when the Dogger
+Bank was a great plain where wild beasts
+roamed and palæolithic man left the traces of
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span>
+his industry in the bones and shaped flints which
+we hope soon to collect in quantities from the
+mud and ooze with which thousands of years of
+sea-action has covered them.</p>
+
+<p>I had little difficulty in obtaining Admiralty
+permission to accompany the Captain of a Naval
+Airship on one of his regular patrol trips across
+the great expanse of mud which was once the
+North Sea.</p>
+
+<p>Of course in the six months since the departure
+of the Ocean from the new lands, the
+district has been regularly patrolled by the
+Navy, but the air is as yet the only safe route
+by which to cross it. It will be some time,
+perhaps years, before the surface becomes safe
+to walk on, although the Government is plentifully
+sprinkling grass and other seeds from all
+passing aircraft. In the large and powerful
+airship in which I was privileged to travel,
+we had every modern device for enabling a
+close inspection of the surface to be taken. A
+trail-rope was used when it was desired to drift
+slowly or to actually hover over some of the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span>
+points of interest which we observed on our
+passage.</p>
+
+<p>The day was fine and clear, and I could not
+have wished for better weather conditions when
+we rose over Dover and started the main engines
+on a north-easterly course. As no maps can
+yet be compiled of the New Lands (as popular
+clamour has most inaccurately labelled them)
+owing to their dangerous surface, we navigated
+by the old Admiralty charts, marked in depths
+of water, and I was amused at having the
+Varne and Goodwin "shoals" pointed out to
+me&mdash;the objects indicated being long ridges of
+sandy hills rising from the shining surface of
+the Channel bed. Off Deal and Dover a few
+of the wrecks are being worked on by enterprising
+local Salvage Companies&mdash;a road being
+laid out to each composed of gravel, sand, and
+brushwood. I fear, however, that the speculators
+will not profit greatly. The roads are
+good enough over the sand, but where they
+cross the mud-flats they swallow not only their
+traffic but the funds of their owners.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span>
+ As we travelled up the valley with the drone
+of our engines echoing from the whale-backed
+ridges on either side, with our gondolas barely
+a hundred feet from the ground, I discussed
+our programme with the Captain, whose views
+and reminiscences I found most entertaining.
+On general subjects he was like most of his
+service, almost contemptibly uneducated (I
+might mention that he did not understand what
+Magdalenian culture was!), but he was evidently
+well read in his own trade. He told
+me several stories which were no doubt excellent,
+but which were marred to a point of
+incomprehensibility by a foolish interlarding
+of technical terms. I gave him a short précis
+of what is known or deduced of prehistoric
+life on the New Lands, and spoke of the bones
+and fossils occasionally found in trawl-nets
+by the fishermen. His point of view was that
+the war overshadowed everything. He seemed
+to think that that event was one from which
+all others should date, although it had lasted
+such a short time. As very little of interest
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>
+to me could yet be seen owing to the general
+coating of slime with which the land was
+covered, I amused myself by listening to his
+experiences on his weekly air patrols, his conversation
+being somewhat after this style:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it was a fair snorter while it lasted&mdash;that
+gale,&mdash;damn lucky we hadn't many ships
+out. Yes, most of 'em got in. They either
+ran down Channel (Lord! the Straits were like
+opening the caisson gates to a graving-dock!)
+and made New Queenstown, or else they got
+into harbour on the East Coast and stranded
+there. You see, what with mines and wrecks,
+the North Sea wasn't being used much, and as
+the navies were taking a rest there wasn't
+much of value at sea. Some ships got stuck
+though&mdash;fishing boats mostly. No, they were
+all right&mdash;it took a week to drain off, and it
+was calm weather when they grounded. Most
+of them have wireless now, and they yelped
+for help, and we took 'em off. Those that
+hadn't were a bit hungry when we found them,
+but I don't think we lost many. You see, all
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>
+nations sent air fleets out. Have you read
+the U.S. Magazine? You ought to; there's
+a damn good argument going on as to whether
+it would have paid us or Germany most if it
+had happened during the war. I think us,
+myself. You see, there's only a narrow channel
+now running past the Norwegian coast, and
+we could have mined that. Look at that, Professor!
+How's that for mines? That's Zeebrugge
+with the houses showing over the sand-hills.
+Whose? Oh! both sides put 'em there&mdash;that
+hollow to the east is proper stiff with them,
+isn't it? Port fifteen&mdash;Quartermaster! steer
+east&mdash;What? No, just going to show you
+something. You said it seemed a wicked waste
+of material; well, look over there&mdash;two of them
+got it. One's a U.C. boat but the other's a
+big one. They picked them up coming back,
+and that big chap's nearly in two halves&mdash;Starboard
+twenty, Quartermaster! No, we
+needn't go closer, you'll see one every half mile
+between here and Heligoland&mdash;some of ours as
+well as theirs. Yes&mdash;that's a Dutchman&mdash;torpedoed
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>
+by the look of him. See the hole in
+the stern? Oh, butter and bacon and that
+sort of thing! No, nobody in her. Why?
+Well, look at the davits&mdash;they left her before
+she sank&mdash;all the boats are gone.</p>
+
+<p>"Like these glasses? That's the <i>Hinder</i> over
+there. Yes, they still live in her, and she's
+still useful. A fine big lightship, isn't she?
+She settled down at her moorings as peacefully
+as could be, and when we sent a line down to
+them on our first patrol trip after the show,
+they sent up a note asking for some 'baccy,
+and would we post some letters for them?
+Nothing ever did worry the <i>Hinder</i> in the war,
+and it won't now. You see, English and German
+used to fight under her tail every other night,
+and as she was an international light she just
+flashed away and looked on. I wonder none
+of their crew have written a book yet&mdash;'Battles
+round the <i>Hinder</i>,' by an Eyewitness. It would
+be better than most of the truck that has been
+written in England about it. Yes, she lies in
+a bit of a hollow, but the light shows up all
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>
+right, and that's all we want. Here you are;
+this is what you wanted."</p>
+
+<p>We had reached the first object of interest
+in my journey. More trail-rope was paid out,
+and we swung with our engine stopped, downwind,
+lying twenty feet above a great pit torn
+in the earth by some tremendous explosion.
+All around the pit-mouth lay masses of earth
+and rock, and the face of the crater was thick
+with bone-breccia and fossils of every kind.
+The explosion had occurred over an old beach
+on the bank of what had once been the old
+Channel River. For thousands of years prehistoric
+men and beasts had lived and died
+there, and had left their skeletons to enlighten
+us. And more than bones had been left.
+Almost the first basket-load that our light
+electric "grab" produced for us contained
+among its numerous specimens of surpassing
+interest a rough "hand-axe" of dark flint,
+possibly of Pre-Chellean culture. However,
+the whole of my notes and specimens obtained
+on this visit are now being examined and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span>
+classified, and I will postpone description of
+them until the meeting of the Society on
+the 18th.</p>
+
+<p>I would have liked to have descended into
+the pit by a ladder or other means, but was
+dissuaded, partly by the motion of the airship,
+which swayed to and fro in the light wind,
+and partly by the blunt negative with which
+my suggestion was greeted by the Captain.
+We took only three baskets of specimens from
+this spot, as we had others to visit, and our
+carrying capacity was limited. As we slowly
+hauled in the trail-rope and prepared to continue
+our journey, I asked the Captain whether
+this crater had been intentionally formed by
+the Government for purposes of research, or
+whether it had been produced accidentally in
+the late war.</p>
+
+<p>"Accident?" he said. "Well, no, hardly that&mdash;but
+still, I expect he <i>thought</i> he might pull
+it off without doing himself in." He pointed
+to one of two big submarines which lay on
+opposite sides of the crater. The one indicated
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>
+was the smaller of the two, and the least
+damaged. She lay upright with a slight tilt
+up by the bow (which was dented and torn
+rather badly). The other was in two halves,
+and lay on her side with a mound of earth,
+bones, and rock, making a sort of rough junction
+between the halves. The two submarines looked
+like great guardians of the pit, and I wondered
+at the madness of man that makes him revel
+in war and killing to no purpose. I mentioned
+something of this thought to the Captain, who
+was still gazing at the more intact of the two
+boats, and tapping a flint "Coup de poing" on
+the side of our gondola.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Professor," he said, "the man who
+made this tool didn't make it to clean his nails
+with, did he?" I observed that it was now
+generally agreed that most of prehistoric man's
+weapons were for use against his greatest foes&mdash;which
+were wild beasts, and not men. The
+Captain jerked the flint implement back into
+the basket.</p>
+
+<p>"My oath! you've said it," he snapped.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
+"<i>We've</i> been fighting wild beasts, and that
+chap in the smaller boat was a friend of
+mine. He took that Fritz fairly amidships
+with his stem, but he couldn't get free, and
+they went down locked. When Fritz hit
+bottom his mines went, and that blew them
+apart, and so there's your bone pit, Professor."</p>
+
+<p>I looked back at the pit and the two hulks
+beside it, now dwindling astern. "How do
+you know all that?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Read his number on the conning-tower for
+one thing, and the chap who had that boat
+would be pretty sure to take a Hun with him
+when he had to go. The rest? Well, his
+bows are bashed in, you see, and his lid is still
+open, so he gave Fritz his bow first on the
+surface. You may have some relics of curious
+beasts in that basket, Professor, but I can show
+you a relic, or a hundred if you like, of a damn
+sight nastier beast. See the masts over that
+mudbank? That's a Dutch liner&mdash;two torpedoes
+and no warning. Full of women too.
+Like to go and look? I thought not. Yes,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
+Professor, I can show you two hundred sunken
+ships in a few hours' run here, and they haven't
+all got their davits empty by a long chalk.
+Never mind&mdash;here's something more amusing."</p>
+
+<p>Our engine slowed and almost stopped while
+we drifted across a flat, broad, muddy plateau
+which sloped away to a valley on each side.</p>
+
+<p>"See those lines?" said my abrupt naval
+friend&mdash;"those long straight scores along the
+mud, I mean. Those are where the submarines&mdash;ours
+and theirs&mdash;have been taking bottom
+for a rest. Taking bottom? Oh! on winter
+nights, when it's too dark to see or when
+they're waiting for anything, or got defects or
+struck fog, you know. They used to take
+bottom a lot here, because it's good surface and
+they had twenty fathom of water, too. The
+marks haven't washed out yet. See this one?
+He bumped three times before he settled: he
+must have had a lot of headway on&mdash;his track's
+all of half a mile. That bed is where he
+settled for the night. It's soft there, and he
+worked in over his bilge keel. There's another,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>
+fifty yards off him. Of course it was probably
+made a year before or after he made his, but
+there must have been cases when our boats and
+Fritz's lay that much apart all night and didn't
+know it. Pretty queer idea, isn't it? Perhaps
+a banjo strumming in one boat and a gramophone
+going in the other. Oh yes, they used
+to have concerts on the bottom before turning
+in! One of our chaps gave me a programme
+once. There were twenty items in it, and it
+was headed 'C/o G.P.O.&mdash;126 feet.' This was
+a regular submarine traffic lane for both sides.
+Some parts of the surface up north aren't
+marked at all,&mdash;it was either too deep water
+or there were too many mines about. Funny
+thing is, that some of the areas which both
+sides seem to have studiously gone round and
+avoided have no mines at all in them. Just
+rumour, I suppose. They gave the place a
+bad name and damned it. Eh? No&mdash;that's
+all right&mdash;tip 'em out on the deck&mdash;we can
+scrub the place out when we get in."</p>
+
+<p>He spoke to a sailor, who stepped forward
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span>
+and turned the nearest basket of specimens
+upside down. As he did so, something rolled
+from the heap to my feet, and with a thrill
+which could only be understood by my brother
+scientists I gazed on the greatest archæological
+discovery of the ages. I have already announced
+my discovery to the press, and the
+scientists of all nations are now gathering in
+London to inspect it, so I shall not enter now
+on a detailed description. I may say that my
+first thought was that I had in my hands a
+copy of my confrère Keith's reconstruction of
+the Piltdown skull, and that my own reconstruction
+had been to a certain extent false;
+but on mature reflection I decided that this
+could not be so, and that I must classify my
+find as belonging to a hitherto unknown branch
+of the race of Homo Sapiens&mdash;akin to, but yet
+distinct from, Eoanthropus. This prehistoric
+man I have called Homo Scoticanthropus, and
+my full report and conclusions will be shortly
+before the Society.</p>
+
+<p>The skull is intact and requires no reconstruction.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>
+The lower mandible is of the chimpanzee-like
+type found with Eoanthropus, and
+as it was picked up by the same basket, must
+undoubtedly belong to the skull.</p>
+
+<p>As to the remainder of our voyage, I can
+only say that I spent the time on the floor of
+the gondola measuring and inspecting my find.
+I could not tear myself away from it, and we
+therefore omitted our visits to other spots
+where explosions were known to have occurred
+near the old sea-bed, confining ourselves to a
+hurried round of the Naval patrol route. Beyond
+a casual inspection and a remark that it
+looked like Hindenburg, the airship captain
+took no interest in this now famous skull, but
+confined himself to his duties of navigation and
+control.</p>
+
+<p>It is unfortunate that the exact depth and
+geological strata of the skull's position cannot
+be given. The basket was drawn from the
+bottom of the pit, but the skull may have been
+either thrown up by the explosion or rolled
+down later by the action of the tides.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span>
+ When the new lands have dried we hope to
+have a careful inspection of that and other
+pits, when more and perhaps equally valuable
+discoveries may be made.</p>
+
+<p>I have perhaps made undue mention of my
+naval friend in this pamphlet, but to tell the
+truth his type was new to me. Though, like
+all his fellow-officers, his limited education had
+tended to make him narrow-minded, he nevertheless
+deserves mention here as having assisted,
+albeit in a humble way, in the most wonderful
+discovery in history.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span></p>
+<h2>PRIVILEGED.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">They called across to Peter at the changing of the Guard,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">At the red-gold Doors that the Angels keep,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Lend us help to the Portal, for they press upon us hard,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">They are straining at the Gate, many deep."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then Peter rose and went to the wicket by the Wall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Where the Starlight flashed upon the crowd;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And he saw a mighty wave from the Greatest Gale of all<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Break beneath him with a roar, swelling loud&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0"><i>Let us in! Let us in! We have left a load of sin</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>On the battlefield that flashes far below.</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>From the trenches or the sea&mdash;there's a pass for such as we,</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>For we died with our faces to the foe.</i><br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"<i>We haven't any creed&mdash;for we never felt the need,&mdash;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>And our morals are as ragged as can be;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>But we finished in a way that has cleared us of the clay,</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>And we're coming to you clean, as you can see.</i>"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then Peter looked below him with a smile upon his lips,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">And he answered, "Ye are fighters, as I know<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By your badges of the air, of the trenches, and the ships,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">And the wounds that on your bodies glisten so."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">And he looked upon the wounds, that were many and were grim,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">And his glance was all-embracing&mdash;unafraid;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And he looked to meet the eyes that were smiling up to him,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">All a-level as a new-forged blade.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Ye are savage men and rough&mdash;from the fo'c'sle and the tent;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Ye have put High Heaven to alarm;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I see it written clear by the road ye went,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">That ye held by the Fifteenth Psalm."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And they shouted in return, "<i>'Tis a thing we've never read,</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>But you passed our friends inside</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>That won to the end of the road we tread</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>Long ago when the Mons Men died.</i>"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">"<i>Let us in! Let us in! We have fallen for the Right,</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>And the Crown that we listed to win,</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>That we earned by the Somme or the waters of the Bight;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>You're a fighting man yourself&mdash;Let us in!</i>"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then Peter gave a sign and the Gates flung wide<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To the sound of a bugle-call:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"Pass the fighting men to the ranks inside,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Who came from the earth or the cold grey tide,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With their heads held high and a soldier's stride,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To a Friend in the Judgment Hall."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span></p>
+<h2>ACCORDING TO THEIR LIGHTS.</h2>
+
+<p>The world was a streak of green and white
+bubbles, and there was a great roaring noise
+which disturbed his thoughts. "Boots&mdash;boots&mdash;I
+must get them off." He remembered the only
+occasion on which he had experienced an anæsthetic,
+the mental struggle to retain his ego, and
+the loss of will-power he had known at every
+breath. He was going down now, the roaring
+was less terrible and he felt very tired. A
+check in his descent and a little voice at the
+back of his brain: "There was a big sea
+running." Then a blur of white foam and a
+long gasping breath. Something rasped his
+forehead and a rough serge sleeve was across
+his throat. He fought feebly to keep the choking
+arm away, but as they rose on the crest of
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span>
+a long blue-green swell, he was jerked from the
+water by the neck and the belt of his overcoat.
+His first clear sensation was one of intense chill.
+Although there was little wind, it was cold
+in the air. He raised his head and moved to
+avoid the uncomfortable pressure of something
+on his chest. As he saw his situation he dropped
+his head again quickly and lay still. He was
+across the keel of a broad grey boat which
+pitched and heaved at terrifying angles as the
+seas passed. He crawled cautiously round, pivoting
+on his stomach till his legs straddled the
+keel and he had a grip on it with his hands
+under his chin. Facing him in a similar attitude
+was a seaman he knew, a tall brawny torpedoman
+whom he had noticed rigging the lights
+in the Wardroom flat on occasions when Evening
+Service had been held there. What was his
+name&mdash;Davies? Denny? No, Dunn! of course&mdash;the
+ship's boxer, and the funny man at the
+concerts. Were they two all that was left?
+He opened his mouth and gasped a little before
+speaking.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>
+ "All right, sir&mdash;take it easy&mdash;I've been off
+this billet twice, and it's no joke getting back
+to it. Good thing you're a light weight, sir,
+or you'd've pulled me in just now."</p>
+
+<p>"Are there&mdash;are there any more, Dunn?"</p>
+
+<p>"God knows, sir&mdash;beggin' your pardon, that
+is&mdash;the mine got us forr'd and the magazine
+went. This is the pinnace we're on, and it's the
+biggest bit of the ship I've seen floating yet."</p>
+
+<p>"Good God! Where were you?"</p>
+
+<p>"On the bridge, sir, just sent for by the
+Officer of the Watch about the telephones; but
+I'm&mdash;I don't know 'ow I got away, sir&mdash;flew,
+I reckon. Where were you, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Coming up the Wardroom ladder, and as I
+got on deck I was washed away. Dunn! do
+you think we'll be picked up?"</p>
+
+<p>The seaman raised his head and shoulders
+cautiously and took a rapid glance around as
+they topped a sea, then resumed his attitude
+along the keel, his chin on his crossed wrists.
+"You're a parson, sir," he said, "and you're
+ready for it, so I'll tell you. We were on detached
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span>
+duty, and there mayn't be another ship
+here for a week yet."</p>
+
+<p>"A week! But, man, a merchant ship or
+fisherman might pass any time."</p>
+
+<p>"A fisherman might, sir; but I never saw a
+merchantman since we came on this trip, and
+I don't see anything now."</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause, and the padre shivered
+in his thin wet clothes. "The sea was going
+down this morning; how long do you think we
+could stay alive on this?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's the trouble, sir. This is the pinnace,
+and she's stove in a bit."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean she'll sink? But they float
+when they are waterlogged, don't they?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not this one, she won't, and she's got the
+launch's slings in her too&mdash;half an hour I give
+her; but you're right, sir; the sea's going down,
+and I'm keeping a watch out for more wreckage
+if it goes by, sir."</p>
+
+<p>The shivering-fit passed and he tried to collect
+his thoughts. Yes, the pinnace <i>had</i> settled a
+bit since he had been dragged aboard. She did
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>
+not lift so easily to the sea, and had lost the
+tendency to broach-to which had made him grip
+the keel so tightly at first. He was quite calm
+now, and everything seemed much more simple.
+Half an hour! He lowered his forehead to his
+hands and his thoughts raced. What had he left
+undone? Yes, the ship was gone, so he had
+nothing to think of in connection with her. As
+Dunn would say, his affairs in her were all
+"clewed up" by her loss. But ashore, now&mdash;ah!
+For a full minute he fought with his panic. He
+felt a rage against a fate that was blindly killing
+him when he had so much more of life to enjoy.
+He wanted to scream like a trapped rabbit. He
+felt his eyes wet with tears of self-pity, and at
+the feeling his sense of humour returned. He
+thought of himself as a child about to be
+smacked, and when he raised his head he was
+smiling into Dunn's eyes. "Half an hour is
+not long, Dunn," he said, "but it is longer
+than our friends had."</p>
+
+<p>Dunn took another swift glance to right and
+left, then, reaching a hand cautiously into his
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span>
+jumper, pulled out a wet and shiny briar pipe,
+and began to reflectively chew the mouthpiece.</p>
+
+<p>He was a young <i>padre</i>, but he had been in
+the Service most of the war. He knew enough
+to choose his words with care as he spoke again.</p>
+
+<p>"Dunn," he said, "we haven't got long. I am
+going to pray."</p>
+
+<p>"Yessir," said the bony, red face before him.</p>
+
+<p>He tried again. "Dunn, you're Church of
+England, aren't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yessir. On the books I am, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"You mean you have no religion?"</p>
+
+<p>Dunn blew hard into the bowl of his pipe and
+replaced the mouthpiece between his jagged
+teeth. "Not that sort quite, sir&mdash;but I'm all
+right, sir."</p>
+
+<p>The <i>padre</i> moved a little bit nearer along the
+keel. The pinnace was certainly deep in the
+water now, but his mind was at ease and he did
+not feel the cold. "Listen, Dunn," he said; "I
+am going to pray&mdash;I want you to repeat what
+I say after me."</p>
+
+<p>Dunn moved his hands from under his chin
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>
+and took his pipe from his mouth. "Yessir,"
+he said.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>padre</i> paused a moment and looked at
+the long blue slope of a sea rising above his
+eyes. He wondered vaguely why he was not
+feeling sea-sick. "O God, Who made the sea
+and all that therein is, have mercy on us Thy
+servants called to-day to Thy judgment-seat.
+Pardon us the manifold sins we have committed,
+and lead us to a true repentance; and to us, who
+have in the past neglected Thee in our hearts,
+send light and strength that we may come
+without fear before Thy throne. Have pity,
+O Lord, upon those who are made widows and
+orphans this day. Grant to our country final
+victory and Thy peace. Amen."</p>
+
+<p>The sun was behind clouds now, and the seas
+were washing occasionally along the sinking
+boat.</p>
+
+<p>"You did not join me in the prayer, Dunn,"
+he said. "Was it not within the scheme of your
+religion?"</p>
+
+<p>Dunn put his pipe carefully back in his jumper
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span>
+and took a firmer grip of the keel. "Yes, sir," he
+said, "it was&mdash;but I don't whine when I'm down."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean I was whining, Dunn?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir, I don't. You've always prayed and
+you're not going back on anything. I don't go
+much on Church, and God wouldn't think nothing
+of me if I piped down now."</p>
+
+<p>The <i>padre</i> was, as has been said, a young man,
+and being young he did the right thing and
+waited for more. It came with a rush.</p>
+
+<p>"You see, sir, it's God this, and God that, and
+no one knows what God is like, but I'm a Navy
+man and I think of Him my way. If I'm not
+afraid to die I'm all right, I think, sir. It wasn't
+my fault the ship sank, sir. I've always kept
+my job done, and I've got 'Exceptional' on my
+parchment. When I joined up I took the chance
+of this, and I ain't kicking now it's come. I
+reckon if a man plays the game by his messmates,
+and fights clean in the ring, and takes
+a pride, like, in his job&mdash;well, it ain't for me to
+say, but I don't think God'll do much to me.
+He'll say, 'Jack,' He'll say, 'you've got a lot of
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span>
+things against you here, but you ain't shirked
+your work and you aren't afraid of Me&mdash;so pass
+in with a caution,' He'll say. You're all right,
+sir, and it may be because you're a good Christian;
+but I reckon, sir, it's because you know you've
+done your job and not skrimshanked it that you
+ain't afraid, just the same as me.... Hold
+tight, sir,&mdash;she'll not be long now."</p>
+
+<p>The <i>padre</i> ducked his head as a swell passed,
+but the sea had no crest now, the weather was
+certainly improving. "I don't say you're right,"
+he said, "but I haven't time to bring you to my
+way of thinking now."</p>
+
+<p>The pinnace began to stand on end with a
+gurgling and bubbling of air from her bow. The
+two men slipped off on opposite sides, still holding
+the rough splintery keel between them.</p>
+
+<p>"Listen, Dunn&mdash;repeat this after me: 'Please
+God, I have done my best, and I'm not afraid
+to come to You.'"</p>
+
+<p>"'Please God, I've done my best, and I'm not
+afraid to come to You,' sir. Good-bye, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, Dunn&mdash;good-bye."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>
+ The sunset lit up the slope of a sea that looked
+majestically down on them, and flashed on
+something behind it. As they looked the wet
+grey conning-tower of a submarine showed
+barely fifty yards away. The startled sea
+pounded at her hull as she rose and grew, and
+a rush of spray shook out the folds of a limp
+and draggled White Ensign that hung from
+the after-stanchion of her bridge.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A NAVAL DISCUSSION.</h2>
+
+<p>The air was thick with smoke, and a half-circle
+of officers sat clustered round the stove in the
+smoking-room. True&mdash;there was no fire in the
+stove, but that did not count. A stove was a
+place you sat around and jerked cigarette ash
+at, or, if you were long enough, rested your
+heels on. The party consisted of six ship's
+officers and a guest. A few feet away a
+Bridge-party was in progress. It was the usual
+Naval party, and was composed of one man
+who could play, two who thought they could,
+and one who had come in in response to urgent
+demands to "make up a four," and who held no
+illusions about his own play or his partner's.
+However, he argued well, which was a help.
+The game appeared to go in spasms&mdash;a few
+minutes' peace punctuated only by subdued
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span>
+oaths, and then a cross-fire of abuse and recriminations&mdash;usually
+opened by the fourth player,
+who had somewhere learnt the wonderful feminine
+art of getting in first accusation, and then
+dodging his opponents' salvoes behind a smoke-screen
+of side-issues.</p>
+
+<p>The group by the stove were not in the
+least disturbed by the game behind them.
+They had heard Naval Bridge played before,
+and knew that it was only when the players
+became polite that trouble was in the offing.
+The talk, as always, was of the War, and
+swung with startling suddenness from one queer
+aspect to another. The Senior Engineer was
+leaning back in his chair, his pipe between his
+teeth, listening to the mixture of views and
+voices from either side of him.</p>
+
+<p>"What do they want this saluting order at
+all for? They're making everybody salute
+everybody in London now, and they say it
+isn't safe to walk down the Haymarket to the
+Admiralty, because the traffic stands to attention
+for you."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>
+ "All damn nonsense. There's too much
+saluting&mdash;that sort, I mean&mdash;and there's too
+little of the other sort. Let's have an order
+that every civilian must salute a wounded man,
+or a man with a wound stripe, and then I'll
+take Provost-Marshal and see it done."</p>
+
+<p>"They'd chuck their hands in. They're all
+talking of Democracy now, and a wounded man
+would count as a gilded autocrat."</p>
+
+<p>"Democracy, my foot! I know their sort of
+Democracy. It's like Russia's special brand&mdash;do
+as you please, and make all you can for
+yourself. A civilian's no good till he's a conscript
+or done his time in the Territorials. If
+they want democracy they can come here. This
+is the most democratic Service in the world."</p>
+
+<p>"But you can't run down civilians over this
+war; why&mdash;the whole Army's civilian now.
+They haven't done so badly, though they had to
+wait for war before they moved."</p>
+
+<p>"Whose fault was it they didn't help before?
+It wasn't ours. But that's just what I'm
+saying. They're all right once they've been
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span>
+drilled, but no damn good till they have been.
+We ought to put the whole lot through a short
+course of drill and a week of trench work, and
+let them go again."</p>
+
+<p>The guest's voice broke in&mdash;"You mean, I
+take it, that the people who are going to make
+the peace are the people who have not yet
+learnt discipline?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir&mdash;that's about it. They haven't
+learnt to think for their side instead of their
+own private ends."</p>
+
+<p>"Call 'em politicians and have done with it,
+Pongo!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, they are&mdash;aren't they? They get the
+politicians they like, and they appoint men of
+their own sort, so they are all politicians
+really."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I think that's being rather hard on
+them. They have to take the men the party
+whips gave them. I think they're a poor lot,
+but I wouldn't call them politicians."</p>
+
+<p>The guest moved uneasily. "I don't quite see
+your point," he said. "Is the term 'politician'
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span>
+one of reproach or praise? I once stood for my
+local constituency and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The young officer with his heels on the stove
+gave a sudden snort. "Don't you believe him,
+he's pulling your legs&mdash;so don't apologise. He's
+no politician, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>The guest laughed. "Well, I'm not in politics
+now," he said. "What is your definition of this
+strange animal?"</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause, and then a cautious reply,
+"Well, he's an M.P."</p>
+
+<p>"But I know some very charming M.P.'s&mdash;are
+they all politicians?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh no, sir. They're different. It's a question
+of standards, really."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, but what are the standards?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you see&mdash;we have one&mdash;and civilians
+have another, business people and so on, and
+then there's the politicians."</p>
+
+<p>"You ought to write a dictionary, Pongo&mdash;you
+snub-nosed old shell-back. No, I ain't
+scrapping, and if you get up I'll take your
+chair."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span>
+ "Whose got a cigarette? No, not one of
+your stinkers&mdash;gimme one of yours, Guns."</p>
+
+<p>The officer addressed politely passed a cigarette
+across in his fingers, and turning in his chair
+beckoned to a marine servant who was just returning
+with an empty tray from the Bridge table.</p>
+
+<p>"A cigarette, please, waiter&mdash;and debit it to
+the account of my honourable friend Mr Maugham,
+here. I'll stop your cadging, Pongo&mdash;if I
+have to take on the tobacco accounts to do it."</p>
+
+<p>"Lucky there's no shortage of 'baccy, or all
+the armies would strike."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, that'd be one way to stop the war.
+You can't fight without it. Wish we had some
+tobacco shares. Some people must be making
+a lot."</p>
+
+<p>"Not so much as the food people."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe the food people do make so
+much. It's the world shortage that causes the
+trouble, not the prices&mdash;or rather one involves
+the other."</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't so much that. It's a rise of prices
+all round. Things get expensive, so the country
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span>
+strikes for higher wages and gets them&mdash;then
+prices go up because the sovereign has depreciated,
+and they strike again. It goes on in a
+vicious circle."</p>
+
+<p>"Can't be a circle&mdash;because that's progression.
+You've got to get to a smash in time."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it means there'll be just as much cash
+in the world, but every one will be poor. Cash
+isn't wealth&mdash;work is wealth, and all work
+nowadays is wasted. We're chucking it into
+the air in Flanders."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we'll last out this war, and then have
+to lash out."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes&mdash;there'll be room to lash out in, too.
+We'll be back in Elizabeth's days&mdash;lots of room
+for every one, but no capital."</p>
+
+<p>"So long as there are no Huns we'll be happy,
+so what's the odds? Give us a match."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I want a few Huns left to compare
+notes with after this. It would be dull to hear
+our own side only. One couldn't meet their
+Army, of course, but their Navy's not so bad.
+They've tried to fight clean, at any rate, and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>
+they fight good and 'earty. Yes, I know about
+Fritz, but if you had orders to torpedo liners,
+wouldn't you do it? 'Course you would, if you
+were told they were carrying munitions and
+you were saving your country by it. There are
+Fritzes who <i>like</i> it, certainly, but we have to
+give the others the benefit of the doubt."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'd like to read their logs and so on
+after the war, though we'll be so damn sick of
+all the truck they'll publish here when the
+Censor pays off that we wont want to read
+much of anything."</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't the stuff just after the war one
+would like to read. I'd like to be alive in a
+hundred years to read the truth."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you wont be if you knock my drink
+over with your hairy hoofs&mdash;sit still!"</p>
+
+<p>"It'd do you good if I did knock it over&mdash;your
+hoary-headed old rip. Guns, do you think
+they'll have raised our pay in a hundred years'
+time?"</p>
+
+<p>"I doubt it. They'll pay off the Navy and
+economise as soon as peace is signed&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span>
+ "&mdash;And we'll have another war on our hands
+inside six months&mdash;we always do; we've always
+retrenched after a war, and then had to give
+bonuses to get the men back inside a year."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, they'll pay off the battleships, anyway&mdash;and
+only keep the fast cruisers and the
+submarines."</p>
+
+<p>"You and your submarines! Have you heard
+from your brother lately?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he tells me if I'm going to join I've got
+to remember it's the greatest honour to be&mdash;half
+a sec., I've got the letter here&mdash;to be alive
+and able to get into the greatest and most
+efficient Service of the Greatest Navy the world
+has ever seen, in the Greatest event in History
+since the Moon broke off."</p>
+
+<p>There was a two seconds' silence (which is
+long for a Naval discussion), then&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Well, cutting out the swollen-headed tosh
+about the Greatest Service, which I take it he
+means to refer to submarines, I don't know that
+he's far wrong."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I suppose we shall have our pasts and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>
+presents all looked up, and that people at the
+U.S. Institution will argue about us like they
+did a few years ago about Trafalgar."</p>
+
+<p>"No fear. They'll all be peaceful then, and
+we'll be barbarians, and not to be spoken of."</p>
+
+<p>"Barbarian, my foot! We're the cleanest lot
+in England, and the English are cleaner than
+most races."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think there'll be another battle?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, help! If that cag's going to start, I'm
+off. Good-night, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"I must go too, Jim," said the guest, with
+a startled glance at the clock. "Where did I
+leave my coat?"</p>
+
+<p>The Senior Engineer rose and followed them
+out, hearing as he passed through the door an
+unwearying voice by the stove&mdash;"I know a
+chap on Beatty's staff, and he says they'll fight
+next spring or summer."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE GUNLAYER.</h2>
+
+<p>"<i>Hit first&mdash;hit hard&mdash;and keep on hitting</i>, is
+a good rule, but what I want to impress on you
+is that in this war the last part of that rule is
+the most important. The enemy shoots remarkably
+well&mdash;at a target&mdash;but he does not appear
+to stand punishment well himself. It is remarkable
+how the German shooting falls off once he
+gets a few big shells aboard him, and up to
+date it has been noticeable that our own
+practice is, up to a certain point, improved
+by our being hit. It is just a matter of sticking
+power...."</p>
+
+<p>The Gunnery Lieutenant paused in his lecture
+and sighed. "Would these pasty-faced beggars
+stick it?" He had had a week to train the crew&mdash;most
+of them raw hands&mdash;of the latest and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span>
+fastest light cruiser, into a semblance of war
+efficiency, and the effort was tiring him. They
+were so very new and unintelligent, and he had
+had to go over the A B C of gunnery with them
+as if they had never been through their course
+before joining. Seven bells struck, and he
+dismissed the class and sent them shuffling and
+elbowing out of the flat.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>They had been stationed at the guns three
+hours and had seen nothing. This was their
+second day out, and the first nervousness and
+feeling of shyness at being in enemy waters
+was wearing off. The mist that had been with
+them since dawn was clearing away too, and
+the gunlayer of No. Five straightened his back
+and stretched himself against the shield. This
+was a silly game, he decided. Two cables astern
+the knife-edge stem of a sister ship was parting
+their wake into two creamy undulating waves
+which seemed to spoil the mirror-like surface of
+what the German wireless has with inimitable
+humour termed "The fringe of the English barred
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span>
+zone," or as their Lordships more drily put it,
+"The mouth of the Bight."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The gunlayer spat carefully over the side
+and felt in his cap-rim for a cigarette. He
+calculated that he would make the "fag," with
+care, last till breakfast. Fourteen days in
+commission had at any rate taught him that
+the art of shortening up the frequent spells of
+boredom consisted in a judicious mixture of
+tobacco and thinking, and as smoking was
+barred under heavy penalties during the dark
+hours, his brain had been somewhat overworked
+since four. As he fumbled for his matches he
+froze suddenly still as a bugle blared "Action
+stations!" from the bridge above him. He
+heard the beginnings of the clatter of men
+closing up and the hum of activity along the
+deck, but till the cold shiver had passed from
+him he could not move. His one idea was that
+this was <i>real</i>, and he would give anything to
+be out of it. Then in a flash he was at his
+sights, his hands on the focussing-ring and his
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span>
+head close up to the telescope, in fear that
+others might see something in his face that he
+did not want them to see. For exactly the
+same reasons some hundred other men on the
+upper deck were becoming feverishly busy, but
+before the last note of the bugle had died the
+guns' crews were over their stage fright, and
+were, with perhaps a little more care and
+intelligence than they had shown at drill, closing
+up to their guns.</p>
+
+<p>The gunlayer of No. Five stepped to one side
+and looked out on the beam. The mists had
+cleared, and far to the east he could see a line
+of little smoke puffs that could only mean one
+thing&mdash;ships in station and burning high-speed
+fuel. The cruiser heeled a little, and the smoke
+dots swung from abeam to nearly ahead as
+she turned, and he lost sight of them behind
+the shield of the next gun. He wanted to go
+forward and watch them. It seemed worse to
+have it hanging over him like this. He did
+not know if he would be quite ready if the
+ship turned suddenly to bring his gun to bear
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span>
+and he should see the enemy at close range,
+and no longer as little brown smoke blurs.</p>
+
+<p>The sight-setter, a boy of seventeen, spoke
+to him and he looked round. The boy's face
+was rather white, and his lips trembled a little.
+The gunlayer woke up at the sight, and broke
+into a pleased grin.</p>
+
+<p>"Only little beggars," he said, "hardly enough
+to make a mouthful. Don't you make no
+blinkin' errors this morning, my lad, or I'll
+land you one you'll be proud of!"</p>
+
+<p>The speech cheered him up, and he began to
+believe he <i>might</i> come out of it alive&mdash;with
+luck. The ship was travelling now. The white
+water raced past at a dizzy speed, and a great
+sloping V of bubbling foam followed them fifty
+yards astern. Every few seconds a quivering
+vibration started from forward and travelled
+through the hull&mdash;reminding him of a terrier
+waiting at a rat-hole. He wanted to smoke&mdash;there
+would be just time for a cigarette&mdash;but
+although he was afraid of death, he was afraid
+of the Gunnery Lieutenant more. He snuggled
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span>
+down to the shoulder-piece and began working
+his elevating wheel slowly. There was little
+roll on the ship, and he realised thankfully
+that there was going to be no difficulty about
+keeping his sights on. The oblong port in
+the shield through which his telescope passed
+worried him: it seemed so unnecessarily big.
+That was just like the Admiralty designers, he
+thought&mdash;so long as they didn't have to stand
+behind the hole they didn't care how big it
+was. Why, it would let a six-inch shell
+through! He felt quite a grievance about it.
+Then, with a heel and an increase of vibration
+the ship turned. Lord! there they were&mdash;one&mdash;two&mdash;three&mdash;four&mdash;five
+of them&mdash;going like
+smoke, too. He pressed close to his telescope,
+and the enemy sprang into view&mdash;many times
+magnified. The boy sight-setter in a cracked
+voice repeated an order, and he heard the quick
+shuffle of feet and the word "Ready" come like
+a whip-crack from behind him. The leading
+enemy danced in the heat-haze as his telescope
+swayed up and down her foremast. It all
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span>
+depended on him and a few others now. The
+responsibility worried him. The gun's crew
+behind him were invisible, but he felt that
+their eyes were glued to his back, and that
+they were wondering if he was going to make
+good.</p>
+
+<p>Boom&mdash;Br-r-room&mdash;Boom! That was the
+next ahead. It sounded a rotten salvo. Was
+she ranging&mdash;or would they all start now? He
+saw no splashes by the ship in his sights. Was
+it a complete miss, or was it fired at another
+enemy?</p>
+
+<p>Boom&mdash;B-r-<i>room</i>! That was a better one.
+Weren't <i>they</i> going to do anything? As he
+wondered, the enemy cruiser flashed like a red
+helio, and he gasped in admiration at the simultaneous
+firing of her battery. A great sheet
+of white shut out the view in his telescope, and
+a deafening crack announced the bursting of
+a short salvo. <i>Wow</i>-ooo! Something whined
+overhead, and his own gun spoke&mdash;rocking the
+shield, and making him flinch from the sights.
+<i>Gawd!</i> had he fired with the sights on, or
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>
+were his eyes shut? Anyhow, the men behind
+him did not seem to notice anything wrong.
+The breech slammed viciously, and the word
+"Ready" came on the instant. "<i>Clang</i>"&mdash;something
+hit the shield and glanced upwards
+as his gun spoke again. He knew he hadn't
+had the sights on then&mdash;he hadn't been ready,&mdash;how
+the hell could a man keep the sights
+on with this going on? Behind him a man
+began a scream, a scream which was cut
+short suddenly with the crack of a bursting
+H.E. shell and the whistle and wail of splinters.
+Gawd! this was chronic&mdash;the ship must be
+getting it thick. The enemy swung into his
+telescope field again, and he saw the throbbing
+flame jerk out and vanish from her upper deck.</p>
+
+<p>B-r-r-<i>oom</i>! That was a better salvo. He
+must have been on the spot that time&mdash;another
+one&mdash;no, he was aiming high then. Still, it
+didn't matter. They'd all be dead soon and
+nobody would know who'd fired well or badly.
+Right abreast the enemy's bridge a great spout
+of water shot up, and behind it he saw the yellow
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>
+sheet of flame that told of half a broadside going
+home. "He <i>must</i> keep his sights on"&mdash;"<i>Must</i>
+keep his sights on." His gun rocked as it fired,
+and he swore under his breath at the delay before
+the crew reloaded. Were they all wounded?
+They might be&mdash;as he estimated at least three
+full salvoes had been aboard since the first shot.
+The enemy swung out of his field of view again,
+and he took his eye from the telescope a moment.
+What the hell was the ship turning for? The
+flagship must be crazy&mdash;just when we were
+hitting, too. He froze to his eye-piece again,
+and saw the familiar bridge and curved stem
+of his target as before. A haze of purplish-grey
+smoke was over her forecastle, and as he
+fired again he saw the flash of another salvo
+along her side. What was it "Guns" had said?
+<i>The one that sticks it out.</i> Why couldn't they
+load quicker behind him? They seemed so slow.
+The target vanished suddenly in a pall of brown
+smoke, and he lost her for a moment, his sights
+swinging down with the gentle motion of the
+ship. He saw splashes rise from the sea, but
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span>
+heard no whine and hum of splinters following.
+There she was again! And there was another
+salvo in the same place. A voice from behind
+him said something, and he barked a profane
+response,&mdash;a demand for quicker loading. The
+voice replied with, "Stick it, Jerry&mdash;you're
+givin' 'er bloody 'ell!" And he realised suddenly
+that the hitting now seemed to be all one way,
+and that his target was on fire from the bow
+to the forward funnel. His sights swung off
+again, and a moment later his gun brought up
+against the forward stops with a bump. He
+raised his head and looked round. Their next
+astern was on the quarter now, and they must
+have all turned together towards the enemy.
+The bow gun still banged away, sending blasts
+of hot air back along the deck, but no reply
+seemed to be coming. The gunlayer scrambled
+up on the shield and looked ahead to the east.
+A blur of smoke hid the enemy&mdash;a great brown
+greasy cloud&mdash;and he dropped on his knee to the
+heel that announced another change of helm.
+Round they came&mdash;sixteen points&mdash;and he had
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span>
+a view of the Flagship, with a long signal hoist
+at her masthead, tearing past in her own wake.</p>
+
+<p>"What the hell&mdash;ain't we going to finish it?
+What's the game?" a chorus of voices spoke
+from the deck below him, and then came the
+"still" of a bugle and the pipe, "Sponge out
+and clean guns&mdash;clear up upper deck. Enemy
+is under the guns of Heligoland."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, who cares for Heligoland?" said the
+gunlayer&mdash;and on the words he came down from
+his perch on the gunshield with a run. A roar
+like a twelve-inch salvo and a huge column
+of tumbling water a hundred yards on the beam
+had answered him. The next shell pitched in
+their wake&mdash;then another well astern, and they
+were out of range. He suddenly realised that
+he was thirstier than he had ever been before,
+and started forward to the water-tank. As he
+moved, a hand clutched his arm and he found
+the boy sight-setter at his side, a fountain of
+words, dancing with excitement.</p>
+
+<p>"My Christ! that was fine. <i>Gawd</i>&mdash;what a
+show, hey? An' you that cool, too. I didn't
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>
+'alf shake, till I looked at you, an' saw you was
+laughin'. We didn't 'alf brown 'em off, did we?
+an' they&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Aw, go chase yerself," said the gunlayer.
+"That weren't nothing. Wait till you sees a
+battle, my son&mdash;and you won't think nothing
+o' to-day."</p>
+
+<p>As he turned to lift the drinking-cup he
+glanced at the clock and saw with amazement
+that it was seven-fifteen. With a vague memory
+of having done so before, he fumbled in his
+cap-lining for a cigarette.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A WAGE SLAVE.</h2>
+
+<p>The Coxswain nodded to the boy messenger and
+reached for his cap.</p>
+
+<p>"All right, my lad&mdash;'ook me down that
+lammy. What's the panic, d'ye know?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, <i>I</i> dunno. Sez 'e, 'Tell 'im to come up.
+I want 'im at the wheel,' 'e sez. An' I come
+along an'&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"All right&mdash;'ook it, and don't stand there
+blowin' down my neck."</p>
+
+<p>The Coxswain jerked his "lammy" coat on,
+and clumped heavily out of the mess, chewing
+a section of ship's biscuit (carefully and cunningly&mdash;for
+the shortage of teeth among torpedo
+coxswains amounts almost to a badge of
+office) as he went.</p>
+
+<p>"What's up, Jim&mdash;steam tattics?" asked the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span>
+Torpedo Gunner's Mate&mdash;another Lower Deck
+Olympian&mdash;looking up from a three-day-old
+'Telegraph.'</p>
+
+<p>The Coxswain grunted in response. It is
+not the custom of the Service to answer silly
+questions. The reason the question was asked
+at all may be put down to the fact of the
+'Telegraph' being not only old but empty of
+interest.</p>
+
+<p>As he reached the upper deck he buttoned
+his coat and felt in his pockets for his mittens.
+It was very cold&mdash;a cold accentuated by the
+wind of the Destroyer's passage. There was
+no sea, but it was pitch-dark, with a glint of
+phosphorus from water broken by the wakes
+of six "war-built" T.B.D.'s running in line
+ahead at an easy twenty-four knots. The Coxswain
+could never, in all probability, have
+explained his reasoning, though the fact that
+the speed had been increased was noticeable;
+but he knew, as he swung up the ladders to
+the unseen fore-bridge, that he had not been
+sent for a mere alteration of course. His brain
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span>
+must have received some telepathic wave from
+the ship's hull which told him that the enemy
+had had something to do with the break in
+his watch below.</p>
+
+<p>His sea-boots ceased their noisy clumping
+as he reached the bridge, and he was standing
+by the helmsman with a hand on the wheel
+before the man had noticed his arrival. With
+an interrogative grunt he stepped to the steering
+pedestal as the man moved aside, and he
+stood peering at the dimly lit compass card,
+and moving the wheel a spoke or two each
+way as he "felt" her.</p>
+
+<p>"North Seventy East&mdash;carryin' a little starboard,"
+said the dark figure beside him, and
+he accepted the "Turn-over" with another
+characteristic growl&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"That you, Pember? Follow the next ahead
+and steer small." The Commander had spoken,
+the white gleam from his scarf showing for a
+moment in the reflected compass light.</p>
+
+<p>"Next ahead and steer small, sir." He leaned
+forward and watched the blue-white fan of
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>
+phosphorus that meant the stern-wave of the
+next ship. Low voices spoke beside him, and
+the telegraphs whirred round and reply-gongs
+tinkled. Half, or perhaps a quarter, of his
+brain noticed these things, but they were
+instantly pigeon-holed and forgotten. He was
+at his job, and his job was to hold his course
+on the next ahead. Without an order, nothing
+but death would cause him to let his attention
+wander from his business. He heard the sub-lieutenant
+a few feet distant crooning in a
+mournful voice&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"How many miles to Babylon?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Three score and ten."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>The back of his brain seized the words and
+turned them over and over. Babylon was in
+the Bible&mdash;he wasn't sure where it was on
+the map though. How much was three score
+and ten? Three twenties were sixty, and&mdash;"<i>Action
+Stations</i>"&mdash;Babylon slid into a pigeon-hole,
+and he relaxed for a second from his
+rigid concentration on the next ahead. He
+straightened up, stretching his long gaunt body,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>
+and a suspicion of a smile lit his face. Then
+he resumed his peering, puckered attitude,
+oblivious to everything but that phosphorescent
+glow ahead. The glow broadened and brightened,
+and he felt the quiver beneath his feet that
+told of a speed that contractors of three years
+ago would have gaped at. A vivid flash of
+yellow light lit up the next ahead and showed
+her bridge and funnels with startling clearness
+against the sky. By the same flash he saw
+another big destroyer on the bow crossing the
+line from starboard to port. His own bow
+gun fired at the instant the detonations of the
+first shots reached him, and in the midst of
+the tearing reports of a round dozen of high-velocity
+guns, by some miracle of concentration,
+he heard a helm order from the white scarf
+six feet away. The little fifteen-inch wheel
+whirled under his hand, and with a complaining
+quiver and roll the destroyer swung after
+her leader to port. In the light of a continually
+increasing number of gun-flashes he
+saw the next ahead running "Yard-arm to
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span>
+Yard-arm" with a long German destroyer, each
+slamming shell into the other at furious speed.
+He gave a side-glance to starboard to look for
+his opposite number on the enemy line&mdash;and
+then came one of those incidents which show
+that the Navy trains men into the same mental
+groove, whether officers or coxswains.</p>
+
+<p>The enemy destroyer was just turning up to
+show her port broadside. She was carrying
+"Hard-over" helm, and her wheel could hardly reverse
+in the time that would be necessary if&mdash;&mdash;.
+The coxswain anticipated the order he knew
+would come&mdash;anticipated it to the extent of a
+mere fraction of port-helm and a savage grip
+of the wheel. The order came in a voice that
+no amount of gun-fire could prevent the coxswain
+from hearing just then. "<i>Hard-a-port!</i>
+<i>Ram her</i>, coxswain!" The enemy saw and
+tried to meet the charge bow-on. There was
+no room between them for that, and he knew
+it. His guns did his best for him, but a man
+intent on his job takes a lot of killing at short
+range. Two shells hit and burst below the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span>
+bridge, and the third&mdash;the coxswain swung
+round the binnacle, gripping the rim with his
+left hand. His right hand still held the wheel,
+and spun it through a full turn of starboard
+helm. The stiffened razor-edge bow took the
+enemy at the break of the poop, and went
+clean through before crushing back to the fore
+bulkhead. At the impact the shattered coxswain
+slipped forward on the deck and died
+with a smashing, splintering noise in his ears&mdash;the
+tribute of war to an artist whose work
+was done.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span></p>
+<h2>AN "ANNUAL."</h2>
+
+<p>A grey drizzly morning, with yellow fog to
+seaward and every prospect of a really wet day.
+At each side of the black basin gates stood
+a little group of men, the majority "Dockyard
+mateys" of the rigger's party. A few wore
+the insignia of higher rank&mdash;bowler hats and
+watch-chains. The bowler hats conferred together
+in low voices, while the rank and file
+conferred not at all, but stared solemnly out
+at the wall of mist that cut the visibility in
+the harbour down to a bare four hundred
+yards.</p>
+
+<p>Round the corner of the rigger's store two
+uniformed figures appeared walking briskly
+towards the basin entrance. Both wore overcoats.
+The shorter man was grey where the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>
+hair showed beneath his gold-peaked cap, while
+the pale face and "washed-out" look of the
+younger man indicated that the hospital ship
+which took him away from Gallipoli had done
+so none too soon.</p>
+
+<p>As they approached, one of the bowler-wearers
+detached himself from the group and
+spoke to the senior of the two. There was a
+three-cornered comparison of watches and then
+a move to the wall, over the edge of which
+they gazed down at the slowly moving yellow
+water.</p>
+
+<p>"We'll give her another quarter of an hour,
+Mr Johnson, and then pack up," said the officer.
+"I think it has cleared a little since six, and
+I know they'll bring her up if they possibly
+can."</p>
+
+<p>Through the medley of horns, syrens, and
+whistles that had been sounding through the
+fog, four short blasts caught the ear of a rigger
+who leaned against the outward capstan bollard.
+He lounged forward a couple of paces, and
+the men nearest looked round at him with a
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span>
+symptom of interest. The blasts sounded again,
+and he turned and looked at the foreman
+rigger behind him. The foreman nodded and
+spoke and the group separated a little, some
+of the men picking up long flexible "heaving-lines"
+coiled in neat rings on the cobble-stones.</p>
+
+<p>"She's coming, sir," said the foreman, turning
+to the King's Harbourmaster; "she'll just do
+it nicely. That was the new tug's whistle."</p>
+
+<p>A couple of capstan bollards began to clatter
+round as steam was turned on and a heavy
+wooden fender swung with a crash over the
+rounded edge of each entrance wall. The mist
+was clearing now, and the traffic in the harbour
+could be dimly seen. A foreman pointed to
+seaward, and the younger officer followed his
+arm with his tired eyes. Over the fog a
+slender dark line showed with a blurred foretop
+below. The unmistakable tripod mast of a
+big ship showed gradually through, and as he
+watched he was reminded of a magic-lantern
+picture out of focus being gradually brought
+into definition by the operator. The mist
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span>
+cleared faster than she approached, and at a
+quarter of a mile he could see the great looming
+bow surmounted by tier on tier of bridges,
+which mounted almost to the high overhanging
+top. She crawled slowly on, using her own
+engines, the hawsers leading to the furiously
+agitated paddle tugs on bow and quarter
+sweeping slack along the stream. On the tall
+"monkey's island" a group of figures clustered
+together, and the gleam of gold-peaked caps
+showed among the blue overcoats. At half a
+cable's length the voices of the leadsmen, inarticulate
+and faint before, could be clearly
+heard. "And a <i>ha-a-a-f</i> nine"&mdash;"and a <i>ha-a-a-f</i>
+nine." The bow tugs sheered off to each side,
+and whistles blew shrilly. The heavy bow
+hawsers fell splashing in the water, and the
+jingle of engine-room telegraph bells echoed up
+the walls of the entrance. A couple of dingy
+black "rigger" boats, propelled "Maltee fashion,"
+with the rowers standing facing forward, appeared
+between the dockyard wall and the great
+curved stem. Heaving-lines sailed through the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span>
+air, uncoiling as they flew, and the boats rowed
+furiously back to the entrance. From somewhere
+aft by the turret a great bull voice spoke
+through a megaphone. The riggers at the
+entrance leapt into sudden activity, and for five
+minutes the din and clatter of capstans, shrilling
+of whistles, and splash of hawsers in the water
+broke the spell of silence. The noise died
+suddenly, and the note of telegraph bells came
+ringing again from the high grey monster.
+Slowly she gathered way, and to the clatter
+of the dockyard capstans as the slack of the
+hawsers was taken in, her forty-foot curved
+stem passed the black caisson gates. The two
+officers, the young and the old, stepped to the
+edge of the wall and looked across. Her stem
+had hit off the exact centre of the entrance,
+but there was a good two hundred yards of
+her to come yet. In dead silence, with groups
+of men fallen in at attention along her side,
+she flowed on, her speed a bare two knots, but
+a speed in keeping with her enormous bulk and
+majesty. As she entered, and the finer lines
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span>
+of her bow passed, she seemed to swell, till
+she almost filled the entrance, and it looked as
+if one could step aboard her from the lock-side.
+The eyes travelled from the mighty turret guns
+that glistened in the rain, and were attracted
+up and up till heads were tilted back to look
+at the highest bridge of all. A quiet incisive
+voice could be clearly heard: "Port ten"&mdash;"'Midships"&mdash;"Stop
+both." Again the "kling-kling"
+of bells and then silence. The grey-haired
+officer on the wall raised his hand in
+salute, and a tall grave captain, looking down
+from above, saluted in return, showing a flash
+of white teeth in a smile of recognition.</p>
+
+<p>As she passed the hawsers came with her,
+transferred from bollard to bollard by gangs
+of staggering men. The passage of her stern
+past the outer entrance seemed to break a
+spell, as if the hypnotism of hundreds of staring
+eyes had passed away. The caisson gates
+ground to with almost indecent haste behind
+her, as some castle portcullis might do as the
+last prisoner was dragged through. Whistles
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span>
+blew, answering each other across the oily,
+rain-pitted water of the basin, and to the <i>weeep
+we-ooo</i> of pipes and the roar of the boatswains
+mates' voices, the lines of rigid men on the
+great ship's side broke up and fell back. She
+had left the open sea and had become "Number
+955&mdash;for refit&mdash;in Dockyard hands."</p>
+
+<p>"How long is she for, sir? Ten days?"</p>
+
+<p>The grey-haired officer turned: "No, only
+eight. They want her back as soon as possible.
+Four days' leave to each watch and she'll be
+off again. You're looking cold, boy&mdash;come
+up to breakfast. That malaria hasn't left you
+yet."</p>
+
+<p>"I wish it would, sir. I want to get to sea
+again.</p>
+
+<p>"I know. It's not so bad to watch them
+come in, but it makes me feel old when I see
+them leaving again. But you needn't worry,
+the War's going on a long time yet."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span></p>
+<h2>"OUR ANNUAL."</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Up the well-remembered fairway, past the buoys and forts we drifted&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Saw the houses, roads, and churches, as they were a year ago.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Far astern were wars and battles, all the dreary clouds were lifted,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As we turned the Elbow Ledges&mdash;felt the engines ease to "Slow."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Rusty side and dingy paintwork, stripped for war and cleared for battle&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Saw the harbour-tugs around us&mdash;smelt the English fields again,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">English fields and English hedges&mdash;sheep and horses, English cattle,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like a screen unrolled before us, through the mist of English rain.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">Slowly through the basin entrance&mdash;twenty thousand tons a-crawling<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With a thousand men aboard her, all a-weary of the War&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Warped her round and laid alongside with the cobble-stones a-calling&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"There's a special train awaiting, just for you to come ashore."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Out again as fell the evening, down the harbour in the gloaming<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With the sailors on the fo'c'sle looking wistfully a-lee&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Just another year of waiting&mdash;just another year of roaming<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For the Majesty of England&mdash;for the Freedom of the Sea.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span></p>
+<h2>MASCOTS.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When the galleys of Ph&oelig;nicia, through the gates of Hercules,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Steered South and West along the coast to seek the Tropic Seas,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When they rounded Cape Agulhas, putting out from Table Bay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They started trading North again, as steamers do to-day.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They dealt in gold and ivory and ostrich feathers too,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With a little private trading by the officers and crew,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till rounding Guardafui, steering up for Aden town,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The tall Ph&oelig;nician Captain called the First Lieutenant down.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">"By all the Tyrian purple robes that you will never wear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By the Temples of Zimbabwe, by King Solomon I swear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The ship is like a stable, like a Carthaginian sty.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I am Captain here&mdash;confound you!&mdash;or I'll know the reason why.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Every sailor in the galley has a monkey or a goat;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There are parrots in the eyes of her and serpents in the boat.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By the roaring fire of Baal, I'll not have it any more:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Heave them over by the sunset, or I'll hang you at the fore!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"What is that, sir? <i>Not</i> as cargo? <i>Not</i> a bit of private trade?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Well, of all the dumbest idiots you're the dumbest ever made,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Standing there and looking silly: <i>leave the animals alone</i>."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Sailors with a tropic liver always have a brutal tone.)<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">"By the crescent of Astarte, I am not religious&mdash;yet&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I would sooner spill the table salt than kill a sailor's pet."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE SPARROW.</h2>
+
+<p>A perfectly calm blue sea, a blazing June sun,
+and absolutely nothing to break the monotony
+of a blank horizon. The sparrow was deadbeat,
+and was travelling slowly to the north and
+west on a zigzag course, about two hundred feet
+high. The sparrow had no right to be there
+at all. He hailed from a Yorkshire hedgerow,
+and nothing but a real three-day fog and
+westerly winds could have brought him over
+such a waste of waters. He had been flying
+in a circle all night, swerving at intervals down
+to the water in the vain hope of finding rest
+for his aching muscles. Now he was heading
+roughly towards his home with but slight hopes
+of ever reaching it.</p>
+
+<p>A faint droning noise to the north made him
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span>
+turn, and low over the straight-ruled horizon
+he saw a silvery-white line that every moment
+grew larger. He headed towards it, but at a
+mile range swerved away to pass astern of it.
+It was not an inviting object for even a lost
+sparrow to rest on. With engines running slow&mdash;so
+slowly that the blades of the great propellors
+could be easily seen&mdash;with a broad white-and-black
+ensign flapping lazily below and
+astern, the Zeppelin droned on to the south'ard,
+a thing of massive grace and beauty on such a
+perfect summer's day.</p>
+
+<p>With a vague idea that the monster might
+lead him home, the sparrow turned and followed.
+The Zeppelin slowly drew ahead and rose higher,
+while far to the south another monster rose
+over the skyline, black against the sun. The
+great craft passed each other and turned away,
+the first one heading back to the north whence
+he had come, and the second disappearing to the
+east, climbing slowly as he went.</p>
+
+<p>The sparrow turned also and fluttered and
+dipped in pathetic confidence after his first
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span>
+visitor. The fact of having seen <i>something</i>,
+however unpleasant and strange-looking, had
+given him a new access of strength, and he was
+able to keep the great silver thing in easy view.
+Suddenly the Zeppelin tilted like a hunter at a
+high fence, and the note of his engines rose to
+a dull roar. He climbed like&mdash;well, like a
+sparrow coming up to a house-top&mdash;and at three
+thousand feet he circled at full power, levelling
+off his angle, and showing a turn of speed which
+left the frightened bird gaping.</p>
+
+<p>The sparrow fluttered on vaguely, passing at
+100 feet above the water, below the Zeppelin.
+He had decided that a pilot who played tricks
+like that was no sort of use to him, and that he
+had better stick to his original idea of working
+to the north and west, however lonely a course
+it might be. He swerved a little at a rushing,
+whistling noise that came from above him, and
+which grew to a terrifying note. A big dark
+object whipped past him, and a moment later
+splashed heavily into the mirror-like surface
+below. The rings made by its impact had
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span>
+hardly started to widen, when there was a
+great convulsion, and a column of smoky-white
+water leapt up behind him, followed by the
+roar of an explosion. The sparrow started to
+climb&mdash;to climb as he had never done in his
+life. Twice more&mdash;his weariness forgotten&mdash;he
+was urged to further efforts to gain height,
+by the shock of the great detonations from
+the water below. The Zeppelin was down to
+a thousand feet now, swinging round on a
+wider circle. Five hundred feet below, the
+sparrow saw a faint streak on the water which
+faded at one end into blue sea, and at the
+other narrowed to a little feather of spray
+round a dark point that was travelling like
+the fin of some slowly moving fish to the north-westward.
+The Zeppelin saw it too, and came
+hunting back along the line. Bang&mdash;bang&mdash;bang!
+Great columns shot up again ahead
+and astern of the strange fish, and away went
+the sparrow to the south once more. Any
+course was bad in this place, and it was better
+to die alone in the waters than to be pursued
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span>
+by such a monster of the air. As he went he
+heard more and more detonations behind him,
+until the noise of the droning engine had died,
+when he was again alone over the sparkling
+unfriendly sea. The exertions and alarm of
+the last hour had taken the last of his reserve
+forces, and in uneven flutterings his flight
+tended lower and lower, till he was a bare
+twenty feet from what he knew must be his
+grave. Then came a miracle of war. A bare
+quarter-mile ahead a thing like a tapering lance
+began to rise and grow from the water. It
+was followed by a grey black-lettered tower
+which also grew and showed a rounded grey
+hull, moving slowly south with a white band
+of froth spinning away astern. A lid on the
+tower clanged open, and two figures appeared.
+One raised something to his eye, and faced
+south. The other stood on the rail and pivoted
+slowly round, staring at sky and sea.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder what the deuce he was bombing&mdash;bit
+of wreckage, I suppose," said the man
+on the rail.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span>
+ "Well, it wasn't us anyway. The blind old
+baby-killer." The man with the sextant
+lowered it and fiddled with the shades. "<i>We've</i>
+got no boats near, have we, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not for donkeys' miles. I hope it was a
+Fritz, anyway. I say, look at that spadger!"</p>
+
+<p>"Where? I don't see it. Stand by. Stop,
+sir."</p>
+
+<p>"All right, I got you. Here, catch this
+watch. That spadger's gone down into the
+casing, and he'll drown if we dip with him
+there. Look out for those Zepps. coming back."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain swung quickly down the foreside
+of the conning-tower, ran forward and peered
+into the casing in the eyes of the boat.</p>
+
+<p>"Zepp. coming, sir,&mdash;north of us, just gone
+behind a bit of cloud."</p>
+
+<p>"Zepp. be damned. Ah! got you, you little
+beggar." He reached his arm into a coil of
+wet rope and rose triumphantly to his feet.
+The sparrow cheeped pitifully as he ran aft
+again and took the ladder in two jumps. He
+gave a glance astern and another all round
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span>
+the horizon before following his sextant-clutching
+subordinate below. The lid clanged,
+and with a sigh, a gurgle, and a flirt of her
+screws the submarine slid under, the blank
+and expressionless eye of her periscope staring
+fixedly at an unconscious but triumphant
+Zeppelin that was gliding out from a fleecy
+patch of cloud astern.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>"Here you are, Lizzie. Skipper said I was
+to let him go soon's we got in, but I just
+brought 'im to show you. We've 'ad 'im aboard
+five days now, and 'e can't 'alf eat biscuit. 'E's
+as full as 'e can 'old now. Open the window,
+old girl, and we'll let 'im out afore I starts
+'ugging yer."</p>
+
+<p>The lid of the cap-box opened wide and the
+sparrow hopped to the table. He raised his
+cramped wings and fluffed out his feathers as
+he felt his muscles again. There was a flutter
+and a flip of his impudent tail, and quicker
+than the eye could follow him the wanderer
+was gone.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A WAR WEDDING.</h2>
+
+<p>Old Bill Dane? Yes, he's married now. We
+got a week's refitting leave, and I've just been
+seeing him through it. Ye&mdash;es, there was a bit
+of a hitch when they were engaged, but&mdash;&mdash;Well,
+I'll tell you the story. I saw most of it,
+because I was sort of doing second for him then
+too. You see, he and I got it rather in the neck
+in the August scrap, and we came out of hospital
+together. I had a smashed leg and he had a
+scalp wound. Nothing to write home about, but
+it didn't make any more of a Venus of him
+when it healed. They sent us on sick-leave, and
+we stayed with his people. His guvnor's the eye
+specialist, you know&mdash;got a home in town, and
+keeps the smell of iodoform in Harley Street, and
+doesn't let it come into the house. We were all
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span>
+right. We led the quiet life, and just pottered
+around, and saw the shows and so on. We gave
+the social life a miss until Bill's sister let us
+in. Bill didn't want to go, but she put it to
+me, and as I was sort of her guest I had to
+make him come. Who? The sister? Oh! all
+right, you know. Don't be a fool, or I won't
+tell you the yarn. Well, she took us poodlefaking,
+and it cost me a bit at Gieves' for new
+rig, too. It was about our third stunt that
+way when Bill got into trouble. We were at
+some bally great house belonging to a stockbroker
+or bookie or some one, and they were
+doing fox-trots up and down the drawing-room,
+and Bill and I were rather out of it. I was
+lame and he's no dancing man, unless it's just
+dressed in a towel or two to amuse guests in the
+wardroom when there's a bit of table-turning
+going on. Some woman came and told him he'd
+got to join up, and took him over to the girl.
+She was dressed regular war-flapper fashion,
+you know, like a Bank of Expectation cheque,
+except she hadn't got a top-hat on as some of
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span>
+them had lately. Most of 'em in the room were
+togged out like that, and Bill and I had just
+agreed we didn't go much on the style at all,
+but Bill is a proper lamb about women. He
+did one turn of the room with the girl, dancing
+a sort of Northern Union style, and then she
+stopped, and he brought her over to me and
+plumped her on the sofa between us. I think
+he wanted to see if I was laughing. She started
+on me at once, and asked me all about my leg
+and Bill's head, and talked like a Maxim. Asked
+me if we were great friends, and made me
+laugh. I said we had only forgathered because
+I had beaten him in the middle-weights in the
+Grand Fleet championships, and though I had
+never seen his face before, his left stop had
+touched my heart. She dropped me then&mdash;she
+thought I was pulling her leg&mdash;and turned to
+Bill, and then his sister took me off to get her
+tea. I didn't realise Bill was getting soft about
+it till his sister told me, though the fact of our
+going to tea and dinner at the girl's home that
+week had seemed funny to me at the time.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span>
+The sister was rather pleased about it&mdash;said she
+knew the girl and liked her. I said I didn't
+think much of that sort, but she smoothed me
+down a bit. She thought that they would do
+each other good. I said Bill was such an old
+lamb he'd only get sloppy, and do what the
+girl told him; but she laughed. She told me I
+might know Jim in the ring, but I didn't know
+much about him otherwise. I was rather shirty
+at that, but I think now she was talking sense,
+though I didn't then. Well, Bill can get quite
+busy when he makes his mind up, and the way
+he rushed that girl was an education to watch.
+They were engaged in ten days from the first
+time we went to her house, and I don't think
+we missed seeing her for more than twelve hours
+in that time. I? Oh, I and the sister were
+chaperons. I didn't mind. I was sorry for Bill,
+but I wasn't going to spoil things for him if
+he was set on it.</p>
+
+<p>The girl's people were all right. They were
+rather the Society type, you know&mdash;thought
+London was capital of the world, and that a
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>
+Gotha bomb in the West End ought to mean a
+new Commander-in-Chief to relieve Haig; but
+they were quite decent.</p>
+
+<p>The trouble? Well, I'm coming to that. It
+came about a week after they had announced
+the engagement. Old Bill had been getting a
+bit restive over things. You see, he had begun
+to wonder just where <i>he</i> came into the business.
+He wanted to get the girl off by her lonesome
+to a desert island, and tell her what a peach
+she was, for the rest of her natural life; but
+the girl hadn't got an inkling of what he thought
+about it. He was towed round like a pet bear
+and told to enjoy himself, while people talked
+over his head. She was just a kid, and she
+didn't know. It seemed to her that being engaged
+was good fun, and getting married was a
+matter they could think about later, when she'd
+had time to consider it. She was all for the
+tango-tea and the latest drawing-room crazes. I
+didn't feel enthusiastic about his affairs, and I
+told the sister so; but she laughed about it all.
+I didn't. The girl, Hilda&mdash;her name was Hilda
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span>
+Conron&mdash;was just like a kid with a toy. She
+took him around and showed him off, and she
+went on quacking away to all her pals as if
+Bill wasn't in the room. She seemed to take it
+for granted he was going to join up with her
+crowd and learn to do the same tricks and talk
+the same patter as they did. Bill certainly
+tried; but they treated him like a fool, and he
+told me several times he felt like one. Well
+then, we came to the smash. Lord, it <i>was</i> a queer
+show, and I'd sooner have had my leg off than
+have missed it. We were taken off to a charity
+auction, Red Cross or something, where they
+sold bits of A. A. shell with the Government
+marks on them as bits of Zepp. bombs, and
+Pekinese dogs for a hundred quid or so. After
+the sale, about twenty of the household and the
+guests that had paid most clustered round to
+add up the takings and drink tea and talk.
+Miss Conron had been selling things, and was
+dressed up to the nines. There was a bishop
+there, and some young staff officers and some
+civilians, M.P.'s, or editors or something like that.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span>
+Old Bill was sitting with me and his sister,
+looking like a family lawyer at a funeral, and
+the girl was perched on a sofa with a lanky
+shopwalker-looking bloke alongside her. He
+was an indispensable of sorts&mdash;Secretary to the
+Minister of some bloomin' thing or other. He
+was the lad, I tell you,&mdash;sort of made you feel
+you were waiting on the mat when he talked.
+He was laying down the law about the War
+and all about it, and he talked like all the
+Angels at a Peace Conference. But it was the
+bishop that put his foot in the mulligatawny
+first. He agreed with the smooth-haired draper-man
+about the need of peace, but he said we
+should see that Germany provided suitable reparation
+for Belgium. Bill sat up and got red
+and stuttered, and said: "I don't think Germany
+or anybody can give Belgium back what she
+has lost."</p>
+
+<p>They all looked at Bill as if he had just
+dawned on them, and Bill looked more foolish.
+The draper-man shipped an eyeglass and looked
+him over like a new specimen. "Ah!" he
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span>
+said, "our naval friend? Perhaps you will tell
+us in what way you consider the War can be
+ended before the world comes to economic ruin.
+Must we wait until you have had your fill
+of fighting or have destroyed the High Sea
+Fleet?"</p>
+
+<p>Bill stood up and stopped looking silly. Miss
+Dane leaned back in her chair, and I heard
+her sigh as if she was pleased about something.</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind the High Sea Fleet," said Bill.
+"That's not your business to worry about. But
+as to 'fill of fighting,' you've said it there.
+When we've had our fill of fighting Germany
+will have had more, but we're a long way from
+that yet."</p>
+
+<p>The long stiff turned to Miss Conron. "Why,
+little Miss Hilda," he said, "your fiancé is
+charming. He should speak in the Park on
+Sundays and we would all come to listen."</p>
+
+<p>The girl got red and looked daggers at Bill.
+She didn't like his making a fool of himself,
+and she wanted him back in his chair again.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>
+The long man put a hand on her knee and
+spoke quietly to her, and she shook her head
+at him and laughed. That did it. My oath!
+that did it all right. Bill shrugged his shoulders
+back and took station in the outer ring of
+draper-worshippers, and spoke like a&mdash;a Demosthenes.</p>
+
+<p>"You blank, blank, blank," he said, "get off
+that sofa and get away from Miss Conron."</p>
+
+<p>The Bishop looked as if the end of the world
+had come and he was adrift with his cash
+accounts. The staff officers looked blank and
+the women got scary. I got up and took
+station on Bill's quarter in case any one got
+excited. The long man put up his glass again
+and showed symptoms of an approaching
+oration.</p>
+
+<p>"You stay then, you half-breed dog," said
+Bill; "I'm going to talk to you." Bill put his
+hands in his coat pockets and looked around.
+"Now listen," he said; "I'm talking for a lot
+of men who aren't here. <i>We're</i> fighting this
+show, and there are some millions of us. Who
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>
+are you to talk of War or Peace? By God, if
+you try and pack up we'll put you to work
+again. If you're going to compromise with
+Germany, we won't. Have you forgotten what
+the Germans can do? My oath, you make
+me sick. What can it matter if the nations
+are all broken and ruined so long as we smash
+Germany? <i>We</i> don't want money and luxuries
+to fight on. Give us food and munitions till
+we have done what we started to do. You
+whining people&mdash;what do you know of it?
+Have you got no guts at all? Have you read
+the Bryce Report? Yes, I bet you have, and
+locked it away so that your women shouldn't
+see it. I tell you, it doesn't matter to us, and
+we're about four million men, if we are all
+killed so long as we kill eight million Huns.
+I know a sergeant who has killed five Prussian
+officers, and I think he's a real man, not like
+you. He took to it after he saw a five-year-old
+girl with her hands cut off hanging like
+a sucking-pig on a meat-hook in a wrecked
+French village. Doesn't that make you feel
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>
+it? I tell you, if you play the fool behind
+our backs we'll take charge of you. Yes,
+Bishop, you'll keep up the good work in a
+munition factory, and you'll work hard too.
+If you can't be a patriot now, you will be when
+you've been caned across your lathe."</p>
+
+<p>They were as still as mice, and the rumble
+of traffic along Piccadilly sounded very loud.
+Miss Conron was as white as a sheet, and
+her eyes were staring as if she were scared
+to death. Bill took a long breath and
+went on&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I've tried to see your point of view while
+I've been among you, and I can't. I'm going
+to leave you and get back to my own lot. I'm
+giving up something I didn't think I could
+give up, but I won't join you just to get it.
+There are not so many of us as there are of
+you, but you'll do what you're told if we take
+charge. Most of us have seen dead men, and
+some of us have seen dead women. None of
+you have seen either, and you don't understand.
+You want to hide things away and pretend
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span>
+they're not there. They <i>are</i> there, and they
+are going on wherever the Germans are, you
+fools. There's a man here who has been impertinent
+to me because he thinks I'm a fool.
+I'm a better man than any six of his sort, and
+I'm going to show him how. It will do the
+rest of you good to watch, because you haven't
+seen death yet, and a man with a bruise or
+two will seem a big thing to you. Come along,
+my sofa-king, you're for it."</p>
+
+<p>Bill walked up to him with his hands down
+and the women began to squeal. The draper-man
+was game. He took a step forward and
+swung his right. Bill hooked him under the
+chin and gave him the left in the stomach.
+The poor beggar backed off, taking a wicked
+upper-cut as he did so. As he straightened
+again Bill sent a couple of full swings to his
+head. He was going down, but Bill wouldn't
+let him. I think if he hadn't been so clever
+with Miss Conron on the sofa he would have
+got off fairly cheap, but a girl makes a lot
+of difference to any scrap. He took about six
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span>
+more before he hit the deck, and then he
+looked like a Belgian atrocity picture by
+Raemaekers. Bill came over to me and
+signalled his sister to the door. She moved
+off. My oath, she hadn't turned a hair&mdash;she's
+a sportsman. He looked across at Miss
+Conron, who was still on the sofa looking at
+the huddled figure in the middle of the carpet.
+"I'm going now, Hilda," he said; "your people
+aren't my people. I'm sorry."</p>
+
+<p>She never moved, but the colour had come
+back into her face again. Bill shrugged back
+his shoulders and turned his back, and we
+started for the door. Miss Dane was there,
+holding the handle and looking past us at the
+horrified group we had left. As we got almost
+up to her she smiled and came to Bill. She
+took him by the shoulders and turned him
+round, and I turned to see what she was
+looking at. Miss Conron was walking that
+sixty-foot plank after us, and I knew when
+I saw her face that she and Bill were going
+to be all right. She didn't say anything, and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span>
+the four of us went out, and Bill kissed her
+in the hall in front of the servants. Trouble?
+No&mdash;not much. You see, Bill had had a scalp
+wound, and they put it all down to that. The
+draper-man didn't want to publish things much,
+and Miss Conron's father has got a bit of a
+pull. If he had no kick coming other people
+could shut up, and&mdash;oh yes! Sound as a bell&mdash;he
+wouldn't have got married otherwise.
+But, by gum, his sister was right&mdash;wasn't she?</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A HYMN OF DISGUST.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">You wrote a pretty hymn of Hate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That won the Kaiser's praise,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Which showed your nasty mental state,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And made us laugh for days.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I can't compete with such as you<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In doggerel of mine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But this is certain&mdash;<i>and</i> it's true,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">You bloody-handed swine&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We do not mouth a song of hate, or talk about you&mdash;much,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We do not mention things like you&mdash;it wouldn't be polite;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One doesn't talk in drawing-rooms of Prussian dirt and such,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We only want to kill you off&mdash;so roll along and fight.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">For men like you with filthy minds, you leave a nasty taste,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We can't forget your triumphs with the girls you met in France.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By your standards of morality, gorillas would be chaste,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And you consummate your triumphs with the bayonet and the lance.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">You give us mental pictures of your officers at play,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With naked girls a-dancing on the table as you dine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With their mothers cut to pieces, in the knightly German way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the corners of the guard-room in a pool of blood and wine.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">You had better stay in Germany, and never go abroad,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For wherever you may wander you will find your fame has gone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For you are outcasts from the lists, with rust upon your sword&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The blood of many innocents&mdash;of children newly born.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">You are bestial men and beastly, and we would not ask you home<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To meet our wives and daughters, for we doubt that you are clean;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You will find your fame in front of you wherever you may roam,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You&mdash;who came through burning Belgium with the ladies for a screen.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">You&mdash;who love to hear the screaming of a girl beneath the knife,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the midst of your companions, with their craning, eager necks;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When you crown your German mercy, and you take a sobbing life&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You are not exactly gentlemen towards the gentle sex.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">With your rapings in the market-place and slaughter of the weak,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With your gross and leering conduct, and your utter lack of shame,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">When we note in all your doings such a nasty yellow streak,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You show surprise at our disgust, and say you're not to blame.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We don't want any whinings, and we'd sooner wait for peace<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till you realise your position, and you know you whine in vain;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And you stand within a circle of the Cleaner World's Police,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And we goad you into charging&mdash;and we clean the world again.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">For you should know that never shall you meet us as before,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That none will take you by the hand or greet you as a friend;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So stay with it, and finish it&mdash;who brought about the War&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when you've paid for all you've done&mdash;well, that will be the End.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE "SPECIAL."</h2>
+
+<p>She was not new, and nobody could call her
+handsome. She was evidently more accustomed
+to rough weather than paint, and her sloping
+forecastle and low freeboard were old-fashioned,
+to say the least of them. She jogged slowly
+along, rolling to a short beam sea, with an
+apologetic air, as if she felt ashamed of being
+what she was&mdash;a pre-war torpedo-boat on local
+patrol duty.</p>
+
+<p>She steered no particular course, and varied
+her speed capriciously as she beat up and down.
+Being in sight of the land&mdash;a grey, hard, low
+line to the westward&mdash;there was no need for
+accurate plotting of courses. On the bridge
+stood her Captain, a dark, lean, R.N.R. Lieutenant,
+pipe in mouth and hands in "lammy"
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span>
+pockets. The T.B. was rolling too much for
+any one to walk the tiny deck of the bridge;
+in fact, a landsman would have had difficulty
+in standing at all. He turned his head as his
+First Lieutenant swung up the little iron ladder
+behind him.</p>
+
+<p>"What's for lunch?" he asked, carefully
+knocking out his pipe on the rail before him.</p>
+
+<p>"The same," said his laconic subordinate, who
+was engaged in a rapid survey of the compass
+card, revolution indicator, and the horizon astern.
+The two stood side by side a moment looking
+out at the sea and sky to windward. "Any
+pickles?" said the Captain.</p>
+
+<p>"No, only mustard."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain sighed and turned to leave the
+bridge. The First Lieutenant pivoted suddenly&mdash;"It's
+better'n you and I had off the Horn in
+the <i>Harvester</i>. You'd 've been glad to get beef
+then, even if it was in a tin." He snorted,
+and turned forward again to look ahead. The
+Captain remained at the foot of the ladder,
+reading a signal handed to him by a waiting
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span>
+Boy Telegraphist. The argument on the subject
+of tinned beef had lasted a year already, and
+could be continued at leisure.</p>
+
+<p>The boy received the signal back and vanished
+below, while the Captain climbed slowly to the
+bridge again. He spoke to the man at the
+wheel, and himself moved the revolution
+indicator.</p>
+
+<p>"Panic?" said the First Lieutenant (neither
+of them seemed to use more than one word
+at a time, unless engaged in an argument).</p>
+
+<p>"Sure," was the reply. "Tell 'em to make
+that blinkin' stuff into sandwiches and send
+'em up."</p>
+
+<p>The First Lieutenant went down the ladder
+in silence. The matter of the tinned beef was
+to him, as mess caterer, a continual sore point.</p>
+
+<p>The T.B. started on a more erratic course
+than before, tacking in long irregular stretches
+out to seaward. Smoke was showing up
+against the land astern, and there was a sense
+of stirring activity in the air.</p>
+
+<p>Two more torpedo-boats appeared suddenly
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span>
+from nowhere, hoists of coloured flags flying
+at their slender masts. The three hung on
+one course a moment, conferring, then spread
+fanwise and separated. The first boat turned
+back towards harbour and the growing smoke-puffs,
+which rapidly approached and showed
+more and more mine-sweepers coming out.</p>
+
+<p>A droning, humming noise made the Captain
+look up, and he pivoted slowly round, following
+with his eyes a big seaplane a thousand feet
+above him.</p>
+
+<p>As the sound of the engines died away, it
+seemed to start swelling again, as another
+machine appeared a mile abeam of them, and
+following the first.</p>
+
+<p>The T.B. swung round ahead of the leading
+sweepers, and turned back to seaward. Her
+speed was not great, but half an hour after
+the turn the sweepers were hull down astern.
+A small airship slipped out of a low cloud and
+droned away on the common course. Every
+type of small craft seemed to be going easterly,
+and the sea, which an hour ago had been almost
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>
+blank, was now dotted with patrol ships of
+every queer kind and rig. From overhead it
+must have looked like a pack of hounds
+tumbling out of cover and spreading on a faint
+line. But, like the hounds, the floating pack
+was working to an end, and whatever the
+various courses steered, the whole was moving
+out to sea.</p>
+
+<p>The Boy Telegraphist hauled himself, panting,
+on to the bridge, and thrust a crumpled signal
+before the Captain's eyes. The Captain grunted
+and spoke shortly, and the boy dashed off
+below. A moment later the piping of calls
+sounded along the bare iron deck, and men in
+heavy sea-boots began to cluster aft and at the
+guns. The funnels sent out a protesting spout
+of brown smoke as the T.B. began to work up
+to her speed, and the choppy sea sent up a
+steady sheet of spray along her forecastle and
+over the crouching figures at the bow gun.
+The rest of the pack appeared to have caught
+the whimper too, for everything that could
+raise more than "Tramp's pace" was hurrying
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span>
+due east. A faint dull "boom" came drifting
+down wind as the First Lieutenant arrived on
+the bridge, and the two officers looked at each
+other in silence a moment.</p>
+
+<p>"Bomb, sir?" said the junior, showing an
+interest which almost made him conversational.</p>
+
+<p>"Sure thing," said the other. "She gave us
+the tip when she saw him, and that'll be one
+to put him under."</p>
+
+<p>"How far d'you think it was?"</p>
+
+<p>"Seven-eight mile. You all ready?"</p>
+
+<p>The First Lieutenant nodded and slipped
+down the ladder again. Three miles astern
+came a couple of white specks&mdash;the bow-waves
+of big destroyers pushed to their utmost power.
+The Captain studied them a moment with his
+binoculars, and gave a grunt which the helmsman
+rightly interpreted as one of satisfaction.
+Slow as she was, the old T.B. had a long start,
+and was going to be on the spot first. The
+dark was shutting down, and the shapes of the
+other T.B.'s on either beam were getting dim.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>
+ The night was starlit, and with the wind
+astern the T.B. made easy weather of it. The
+two officers leaned forward over the rail staring
+ahead towards the unseen land. Lights showed
+on either hand, and occasionally they swung
+past the dark squat shape of a lit trawler, also
+bound home.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you going to claim?" asked one of the
+watching figures. The other paused before
+replying&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"We-ell," he said, "I'll just report. I think
+we shook him to the bunt, but it's no good
+claiming unless you can show prisoners, Iron
+Cross and all." Another ruminative pause.
+"Your people were smart on it&mdash;devilish smart."
+Another pause. "What's for dinner?"</p>
+
+<p>A dark mass ahead came into view, and
+turned slowly into a line of great ships coming
+towards them.</p>
+
+<p>The T.B. swung off to starboard, and slowed
+her engines. One by one they went past her&mdash;huge,
+silent, and scornful, while the T.B.
+rocked uneasily in the cross sea made by their
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span>
+wakes. The Captain watched them go, chewing
+the stem of his unlit pipe. They were the
+cause of the day's activity, but it was seldom
+he met them at close range except like this, in
+the dark on his way home.</p>
+
+<p>The line seemed endless, more and more dark
+hulls coming into view, and fading quickly
+into the dark again. As the last swung by
+the T.B.'s telegraph bells rang cheerfully, and
+she jogged off westward to where a faint low
+light flickered at intervals under the land.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span></p>
+<h2>BETWEEN TIDES.</h2>
+
+<p>A stranger, if suddenly transplanted to the
+spot, would have taken some time after opening
+his eyes to realise that the boat was submerged.
+He would probably decide at first that she was
+anchored in harbour. Far away forward, under
+an avenue of overhead electric lamps, figures
+could be seen&mdash;all either recumbent or seated&mdash;and
+from them the eye was led on till it lost
+its sense of distance in a narrowing perspective
+of wheels, pipes, and gauges. All the while
+there was a steady buzzing hum from slowly
+turning motors, and about every half minute
+there came a faint whir of gear wheels from
+away aft by the hydroplanes. From the bell-mouths
+of a cluster of voice-pipes a murmur
+of voices sounded&mdash;the conversation of officers
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span>
+by the periscope; while the ear, if close to the
+arched steel hull, could catch a bubbling, rippling
+noise&mdash;the voice of the North Sea passing
+overhead.</p>
+
+<p>The men stationed aft near the motors were
+not over-clean, and were certainly unshaven;
+some were asleep or reading (the literature
+carried and read by the crew would certainly
+have puzzled a librarian&mdash;it varied from 'Titbits'
+and 'John Bull' to 'Piers Plowman' and
+'The Origin of Species'): a few were engaged
+in a heated discussion as they sat around a
+big torpedoman&mdash;the only man of the group
+actually on duty at the moment. His duties
+appeared only to consist in being awake and on
+the spot if wanted, and he was, as a matter of
+fact, fully occupied as one of the leading spirits
+in the argument.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, let's '<i>ear</i> what you're getting at," he
+said. "We 'eard a lot of talk, but it don't go
+anywhere. You say you're a philosopher, but
+you don't know what you do mean."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>I</i> know blanky well, but you can't understand
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span>
+me," said the engine-room artificer addressed.
+"Look here, now&mdash;you've got to die
+some time, haven't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Granted, Professor."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's all arranged <i>now</i> how you're to
+die, I say. It doesn't matter when or how
+it is, but it's all settled&mdash;see? And you
+don't know, and none of us know anything
+about it."</p>
+
+<p>"That's all very well&mdash;but 'oo is it knows,
+then? D'you mean God?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I don't&mdash;I'm an atheist, I tell you.
+There's <i>something</i> that arranges it all, but it
+ain't God."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, 'oo the 'ell is it, then&mdash;the Admiralty?"</p>
+
+<p>The Artificer leaned forward, his dark eyes
+alight and his face earnest as that of some
+medieval hermit. "I tell you," he said, "you
+can believe in God, or Buddha, or anything
+you like, but it's the same thing. Whatever
+it is, it doesn't care. It has it all ready and
+arranged&mdash;written out, if you like&mdash;and it will
+have to happen just so. It's pre&mdash;pre&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span>
+ "Predestination." The deep voice came from
+the Leading Stoker on the bench beside him.</p>
+
+<p>"Predestination. No amount of praying's any
+good. It's no use going round crying to gods
+that aren't there to help you. You've got to
+go through it as it's written down."</p>
+
+<p>"Prayer's all right," said the Leading Stoker.
+"If you believe what you pray, you'll get it."</p>
+
+<p>"That's not true. Have you ever had it?
+Give us an instance now&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't pray none, thank you. All the same,
+it's good for women and such that go in for it,
+like. It ain't the things that alter; it's yourself
+that does it. Ain't you never 'eard o' Christian
+Science?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; same as the Mormons, ain't it? Is
+that what you are?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, it ain't&mdash;an' I'm a Unitarian, same as
+you are."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not&mdash;I'm a Baptist, same as my father
+was; but I don't believe in it."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, if you believe in one God, that's what
+you are."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span>
+ "But I'm telling you, I <i>don't</i>. Look here, now.
+I don't believe there's anything happens at all
+that wasn't all arranged first, and I know that
+nothing can alter it."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, 'oo laid it all down first go off, then?"
+said the Torpedoman.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! I don't know and you don't know; but
+I tell you it wasn't God."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, 'e's a bigger man than me then, an' I
+takes me 'at off to 'im, 'ooever it is. I tell yer,
+yer talkin' through yer neck. You say if you're
+going to be shot, there's a bullet about somewhere
+in some one's pouch with yer name writ
+on it. Ain't that it? Well, 'oo the 'ell put yer
+name on it, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"It doesn't matter to me so long's it's there,
+does it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, if that was so, I'd like to know 'oo 'e
+was, so's I could pass 'im the word not to 'ave the
+point filed off of it for me, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you couldn't&mdash;and he couldn't alter
+it for you if he was there, either."</p>
+
+<p>The Torpedoman moved along the bench and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span>
+twisted his head round till his ear was against
+one of the voice-pipes. The others sat silent
+and watched him with lazy interest.</p>
+
+<p>"We're takin' a dip," he said. "Thought I
+'eard 'im say, 'Sixty feet.'" The faint rolling
+motion that had been noticeable before died
+away, and the boat seemed to have become even
+more peaceful and silent. The Leading Stoker
+leaned back against the hull and rested his head
+against the steel. From the starboard hand
+there came a faint murmur, which grew till
+the regular threshing beat of a propeller could
+be distinguished. The sound swelled till they
+could hear in its midst a separate piping,
+squeaking note. The ship passed on overhead,
+and the threshing sound passed with her and
+faded until again the steady purr of motors
+remained the only reminder of the fact that
+the boat was diving. They felt her tilt up a
+little by the bow as she climbed back to regain
+her patrol depth.</p>
+
+<p>"That's a tramp," said the Torpedoman;
+"nootral, I reckon."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span>
+ "Squeaky bearing, too," said the Artificer
+judicially. "Don't suppose he's looked at his
+thrust since he left port. What's the skipper
+want to go under her for?"</p>
+
+<p>"Save trouble, I s'pose; didn't want to alter
+helm for 'er. What was you talkin' of&mdash;yes,
+Kismet&mdash;that's the word I've been wantin' all
+along. You're a Mohammedan, you are?"</p>
+
+<p>"Aw, don't be a fool; I tell you I'm nothing."</p>
+
+<p>The fourth wakeful figure, another Torpedoman,
+spoke for the first time. "If you're nothing,
+and you think you're nothing, what the 'ell
+d'yer want to make such a fuss about it for?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>I</i> don't make a fuss. It's all you people who
+think you're something who make a fuss. You
+can't alter what's laid down, but you think you
+can. You fuss and panic to stave things off,
+but you're like chickens in a coop&mdash;you can't
+get out till your master lets you, and he can't
+understand what you say, and he wouldn't pay
+any attention to it if he did."</p>
+
+<p>The big Torpedoman put out a hand like a
+knotted oak-root and spoke&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span>
+ "You an' your Kismet," he said scornfully.
+"Look 'ere, now. This is Gospel, and <i>I'm</i> tellin'
+of yer. S'pose there <i>is</i> a bullet about with your
+name on it, but s'posing you shoot the other &mdash;&mdash; first,
+and there's to 'ell with yer Kismet.
+Gawd 'elps those that 'elp themselves, I say.
+S'pose we 'it a Fritz now, under water&mdash;'oo's
+Kismet is it? Never mind 'oo's arranged it or
+'oo's down in the book to go through it, the
+bloke that gets 'is doors closed first and 'as the
+best trained crew is goin' to come 'ome and spin
+the yarn about it. I say it may be written
+down as you say, but there's Someone 'oldin'
+the book, an' 'e says: 'Cross off that boat this
+time,' 'e say. 'They've got the best lot aboard
+of 'em,' 'e'd say. Is it Kismet if yer thrust
+collars go? Are you goin' to stop oilin' 'em
+because it's in the book an' you can't alter it?
+Yer talkin' through yer neck. Call it luck,
+if yer like. It's luck if we 'it a mine, and
+it's luck if we don't; but if we met a Fritz
+to-night an' poop off the bow gun an' miss&mdash;that's
+goin' to be our blanky fault, an'
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span>
+you can call it any blanky name, but you
+won't alter it."</p>
+
+<p>"But you don't understand," said the Artificer.
+"I didn't&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Action Stations&mdash;Stand by all tubes.</i>" The
+voice rang clearly from the mouth of the voice-pipe,
+and the group leapt into activity. For
+sixty seconds there was apparent pandemonium&mdash;the
+purr of the motors rose to a quick hum,
+and the long tunnel of the hull rang with noises,
+clatter and clang and hiss. The sounds stopped
+almost as suddenly as they had begun, and the
+voices of men reporting "Ready" could be heard
+beyond the high-pitched note of the motors.</p>
+
+<p>The big Torpedoman stretched across his
+tube to close a valve, and caught the eye of the
+fourth participant in the recent debate. "Say,
+Dusty," he whispered, "'<i>ere's</i> Someone's Kismet&mdash;in
+this blanky tube, an' I reckon I ain't
+forgot the detonator in 'er nose, neither."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The Captain lowered the periscope, his actions
+almost reverent in their artificial calm. He
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span>
+looked up at the navigating officer a few feet
+away and smiled. "Just turning to east," he
+said. "We'll be in range inside three minutes."
+He glanced fore and aft the boat and then back
+at his watch. "By gum," he said, "it's nice to
+have a good crew. I haven't had to give a
+single order, and I wouldn't change a man of
+'em."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span></p>
+<h2>LIGHT CAVALRY.</h2>
+
+<h3>I.</h3>
+
+<p>Peter Mottin was an acting Sub-Lieutenant,
+but even acting Sub-Lieutenants from Whale
+Island may hunt if they can get the requisite
+day's leave and can muster the price of a hired
+mount. The hounds poured out of Creech Wood,
+and Mottin glowed with intense delight as his
+iron-mouthed horse took the rails in and out of
+the lane and followed the pack up the seventy-acre
+pasture from whence the holloa had come.
+It was late in a February afternoon, and most
+of the dispirited field had gone home, so that
+there was no crowd&mdash;and a February fox on a
+good scenting day is a customer worth waiting
+for. Mottin sat back as a five-foot cut and laid
+hedge grew nearer, and blessed the owner of his
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span>
+mount as the big black cleared the jump with
+half a foot to spare. Two more big fences, cut
+as level as a rule, and the field was down to six,
+with three Hunt servants. The fox was making
+for Hyden Wood, and scent was getting better
+every minute. A clattering canter through a
+farmyard, and Mottin followed the huntsman
+over a ramshackle gate on to grass again. The
+huntsman capped the tail-hounds on as he
+galloped, and Mottin realised that if they were
+going to kill before dark they would have to
+drive their fox fast. Riding to his right he
+saw Sangatte&mdash;a destroyer officer, whom he
+knew only by name, but whom he envied for
+the fact that he seemed able to hunt when he
+liked and could afford to keep his own horses.
+As they neared a ragged bullfinch hedge at the
+top of a long slope, he saw Sangatte put on
+speed and take it right in the middle, head
+down and forearm across his eyes. Mottin
+eased his horse to give the huntsman room at
+the gate in the left-hand corner. The pilot's
+horse rapped the top bar slightly, and as Mottin
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span>
+settled himself for the leap, he saw the gate
+begin to swing open away from him. There
+was no time to change his mind&mdash;he decided he
+must jump big and trust to luck, but the black
+horse failed him. The hireling knew enough to
+think for himself, and seeing the gate begin
+to swing, decided that a shorter stride would
+be safer. The disagreement resulted&mdash;as such
+differences of opinion are liable to do&mdash;in a
+crash of breaking wood and a whirling, stunning
+fall. Mottin rose shakily on one leg, feeling as
+if the ankle of the other was being drilled with
+red-hot needles, and swore at the black horse
+as it galloped with trailing bridle down the
+long stubble field towards Soberton Down. He
+saw Sangatte look back and then wrench his
+brown mare round to ride off the hireling as it
+passed. He caught the dangling reins and
+swung both horses round, and came hurrying
+and impatient back. As he arrived he checked
+the mare and turned in his saddle to watch
+the receding pack.</p>
+
+<p>"Come on," he said. "<i>Quick</i>&mdash;you'll catch
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span>
+'em at Hyden." He turned to look at Mottin
+by the gate-post, in irritation at feeling no
+snatch at the black horse's rein. His face fell
+slightly. "Hullo&mdash;hurt?" he said, and leapt
+from his mare.</p>
+
+<p>"Go on. Don't wait. Go <i>on</i>," said Mottin.
+"I'll be all right. You get on&mdash;it's only my
+ankle."</p>
+
+<p>"Damn painful too, I expect. I'm not going
+on. They'll be at Butser before I could catch
+them now, and I bet they whip off in the
+dark." He threw the reins over the mare's head
+and left her standing. "Now," he said. "It's
+your left ankle; come here to the near side,
+and put your left knee on my hands and jump
+for it."</p>
+
+<p>Mottin complied, and to the accompaniment
+of a grunt and a pain-expelled oath arrived
+back in the muddy saddle.</p>
+
+<p>"I say, this is good of you&mdash;you know," he
+said; "but you've&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Cut it out&mdash;it won't be anything of a run,
+anyway," lied Sangatte gloomily.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span>
+ "Come along&mdash;it's only three miles to
+Droxford, but you'll have to walk all the way,
+and we'd better get on."...</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<h3>II.</h3>
+
+<p>The big seaplane circled low over the harbour
+and then headed seaward, climbing slowly.
+There were two men aboard&mdash;a young Sub-Lieutenant
+as pilot and Mottin as observer.
+Mottin sat crouched low and leaning forward
+as he studied the chart-holder before him and
+scratched times and notes in his log-book.
+They were off on a routine patrol, but there
+was the additional interest to the trip that
+on "information received" they were to pay a
+little more attention than usual to a particular
+locality.</p>
+
+<p>From his seat Mottin could see nothing of
+the pilot but his head and shoulders&mdash;a back
+view only, and that obscured by swathings of
+leather and wool. The two men's heads were
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span>
+joined by a cumbersome arrangement of listeners
+and tubes which, theoretically, made conversation
+practicable. As a matter of fact, the
+invariable rule of repeating every observation
+twice, and of adding embroidery to each repetition,
+pointed to a discrepancy between the
+theory and practice of the instrument. The
+machine was a big one, and its engines were
+in proportion. The accommodation in the
+broad fuselage was considerable, but on the
+present trip the missing units of the crew
+were accounted for by an equal weight of
+extra petrol and T.N.T. "eggs."</p>
+
+<p>The morning had been hazy and they had
+delayed their start till nearly noon. It was
+not as clear as it might be even then, for in a
+quarter of an hour from leaving the slip the
+land was out of sight astern. At a thousand
+feet the pilot levelled off and ceased to climb.
+He flew mechanically, his head bent down to
+stare at the compass-card. At times he fiddled
+with air and throttle, twisting his head to
+watch the revolution indicator. The occasional
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span>
+bumping and rocking of the machine he corrected
+automatically without looking up. He
+had long ago arrived at the state of airmanship
+which makes a pilot into a sensitive inclinometer,
+acting every way at once.</p>
+
+<p>Mottin finished his scribbling and sat up to
+look round. He raised himself till he sat on
+the back of his seat, and began to sweep the
+sea and horizon with a pair of large-field
+glasses. The wind roared past him, pressing
+his arm to his side as he faced to one side or
+the other, and making him strain the heavy
+glasses close to his eyes to keep them steady.
+An hour after starting he touched the pilot on
+the shoulder and shouted into his own transmitter.
+He waited a few seconds and shouted
+again, with the conventional oath to drive the
+sound along. The pilot nodded his swathed
+and helmeted head and swung the machine
+round to a new course. Mottin crouched down
+again and began to study his chart afresh.
+Navigation was easy so long as the weather
+was clear, but with poor visibility, which might
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span>
+get worse instead of better, he knew that it
+was remarkably easy to get lost in the North
+Sea, and at this moment he wanted to see
+his landfall particularly clearly. Five minutes
+later he saw it, and signalled a new course to
+the pilot by a nudge and a jerk of his gloved
+hand. A low dark line had appeared on the
+starboard bow, a line with tall spires and
+chimneys standing up from it at close intervals.
+The seaplane banked a little as they turned
+and headed away, leaving the land to recede
+and fade on their quarter. The hazy sun was
+low in the west and the mist was clearing. It
+had been none too warm throughout the
+journey, but it was now distinctly cold, the
+chill of a winter evening striking through fur
+and leather as if their clothes had been slit and
+punctured in half a dozen places.</p>
+
+<p>Mottin had just slid back in his seat after
+a sweeping search of the sea through his
+glasses, and was slowly winding, with cold
+fur-gloved fingers, the neat carriage clock on
+the sloping board before him, when he heard
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>
+a yelping war-cry from the pilot and felt
+the machine dive steeply and swerve to port.
+He half rose in his seat and then slipped back
+to feel for his bomb-levers. The submarine
+was just breaking surface eight hundred feet
+below and a mile ahead. As he looked she
+tucked down her bow and slipped under again,
+having barely shown her conning-tower clear
+of the short choppy waves. The pilot throttled
+well down and glided over the smooth, ringed
+spot which marked where she had vanished.
+As it slid past below them he opened up his
+engines again and "zoomed" back to his height.
+He turned his head to look at Mottin, but
+said nothing. Mottin made a circular motion
+with his hand and they began a wide sweep
+round, climbing all the while. Mottin sat back
+and thought hard. No, it had not been indecision
+that had prevented him from dropping
+bombs then. He knew it was not that, but
+the exact reasons which had flashed through
+his mind at the fateful moment must be hunted
+out and marshalled again. He knew that his
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span>
+second self, his wide-awake and infallible substitute
+who took over command of his body in
+moments of emergency, had thought it all out
+in a flash and had arrived at his decision for
+sound reasons. Yes, it was clear now, but that
+confounded fighting substitute of his was just
+a bit cold-blooded, he thought. They had
+petrol for the run home with perhaps half an
+hour to spare. Fritz had not seen them, as
+his lid had not opened&mdash;or at any rate if he
+had seen them through his periscope, the fact
+of no bomb having been dropped would encourage
+him to think that the seaplane had
+passed on unknowing. Of course they might
+have let go bombs, but, well, Fritz must have
+been at anything down to 80 feet at the
+moment they passed over him, and it was
+chancy shooting. Yes, it was quite clear.
+Fritz should be up again in an hour (he evidently
+wanted to come up), and if they were
+only high up and ready they would get a fair
+chance at him. Of course, they would not get
+home if they waited an hour; but if that cold-blooded
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span>
+second self of his thought it the right
+thing and a proper chance to take, well, it was
+so. Mottin looked over the side and wished
+it was not so loppy. A long easy swell was
+nothing, but this short choppy sea was going
+to be the devil. The pilot shouted something
+to him and pointed at the clock and the big
+petrol tank overhead. Mottin nodded comprehension,
+and shouted back. The Sub took a
+careful look overside and studied the water a
+moment. Then he laughed back at Mottin, and
+shouted something about bathing, which was
+presumably facetious, but which was lost in
+the recesses of the headpieces.</p>
+
+<p>The sun was down on the horizon, and the
+hour had grown to a full ninety minutes before
+the chance came. They had not worried about
+clocks or thoughts of petrol after the first half-hour
+of circling. They were "for it," anyhow,
+after that, and it was going to come in the
+dark too, so that the question of whether it
+was going to be fifty or a hundred miles from
+land did not make much difference. Almost
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span>
+directly below them the long grey hull rose
+and grew clear, the splashing waves making a
+wide area of white water show on each side
+of her. The seaplane's engines stopped with
+startling suddenness, and to the sound of a
+rushing wind in the wires and of ticking,
+swishing propellers they began a two-thousand-feet
+spiral glide, coming from as nearly overhead
+as the turning circle of the big machine
+would allow. At two hundred feet the pilot
+eased his rudder and began a wider turn, and
+then the German captain saw. He leapt for
+the conning-tower, leaving a startled look-out
+man behind. The man tried to follow him
+down, but the lid slammed before he could
+arrive at it. He turned and looked helplessly
+at the big planes and body rushing down a
+hundred yards astern. With his hands half
+raised and shoulders hunched up the poor devil
+met his death, two huge bombs "straddling"
+the conning-tower and bursting fairly on the
+hull as the boat started under. Mottin had a
+vision of a glare of light from the rent hull,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span>
+a great rush of foaming, spouting air, and
+then a graceful knife-edge stem, with the bulge
+of torpedo-tubes on each side of it, just showed
+and vanished in the turmoil of broken water.
+The seaplane roared up again, heading west,
+the young pilot&mdash;apparently oblivious to the
+fact that he hardly expected to be alive till
+morning&mdash;displaying his feelings on the subject
+of his late enemy by a series of violent
+"switchbacks."</p>
+
+<p>Mottin checked him, rose, and began a careful
+look round. Any ship would be welcome
+now, neutral or not; but this was an unfrequented
+area to hope to be picked up in.
+The petrol might last five minutes or half an
+hour&mdash;one could not be certain. The gauge
+was hardly accurate enough in this old bus to
+work by. As he looked the engines gave a
+premonitory splutter and then picked up again.
+Well, it was five minutes, he reflected, not half
+an hour&mdash;that was all. The pilot turned and
+headed up wind. With the engines missing
+more and more frequently they glided down,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span>
+making a perfect landing of the "intentional
+pancake" order on the crest of a white-topped
+four-foot wave. Instantly they began to feel
+the seas&mdash;the hard, rough, senseless water that
+was so different to the air they had come from.
+The machine made wicked weather of it, and
+it was obvious that she could hardly last long.
+She lurched and rocked viciously, constraining
+them to cling to the sides of the frail body.
+Mottin pulled off his headpiece, and the pilot
+followed suit.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Mottin, "it was worth it&mdash;eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"By gum, yes! It was that, and I give you
+full numbers, sir. I thought for a moment you
+had taken too long a chance, but you were right."</p>
+
+<p>A wave splashed heavily over the speaker
+and laid three inches of water in a pool around
+his ankles.</p>
+
+<p>"This is going to be a short business, sir,
+unless we get busy."</p>
+
+<p>"I know," said Mottin. "Case of four anchors
+and wish for the day. Sea anchor indicated,
+and mighty quick too."...</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span>
+ An hour later it was pitch-dark, and a semi-waterlogged
+seaplane drifted south, head to
+sea, bucketing her nose into the lop. Two
+figures crouched together in the body of her,
+baling mechanically. On the upper plane an
+electric torch glowed brightly, pointing westward.
+The figures exchanged disjointed sentences as
+they baled, and occasionally one of them would
+stretch his head up for a glance round for
+possible passing lights.</p>
+
+<p>"Cheer up, Sub!" said Mottin. "Your teeth
+are chattering like the deuce. Bale harder and
+get warm."</p>
+
+<p>"It's not the cold, it's the weather that's doing
+me in, sir. I'm so damned sea-sick."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it's a filthy motion, but she's steadier
+than she was. 'Fraid she's sinking."</p>
+
+<p>The Sub-Lieutenant ceased baling for a moment
+and looked into his senior's face, dimly lit by
+the reflection from the torch overhead. "Do
+you know, sir," he said, "I don't feel as bucked
+as I did? I believe I've got half-way to cold
+feet about the show."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>
+ "Do you know, Sub"&mdash;Mottin copied the
+hesitating voice&mdash;"I've had cold feet the whole
+blinkin' time? If it wasn't for one thing I
+keep thinking of, I'd be properly howling
+about it."</p>
+
+<p>"And what's that, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"D'you remember a line of Kipling's in that
+'Widow of sleepy Chester' poem? It's about
+'Fifty file of Burmans to open him Heaven's
+gate.' Well, that's keeping me cheered up."</p>
+
+<p>"'Mm&mdash;that's true. How many do you think
+that boat carried?"</p>
+
+<p>"Round about forty&mdash;she was a big packet."</p>
+
+<p>"Only twenty file&mdash;still, that's good enough.
+Besides, they'd have done damage to-morrow if
+we hadn't got them."</p>
+
+<p>"True for you, Sub&mdash;and they might have
+killed women on that trip. Now they won't get
+the chance."</p>
+
+<p>"Twenty file. Ugh! I'll make 'em salute
+when I see them. Hullo! See that, sir?" The
+two men rose to their knees and stared out to
+the west. A bright glow showed beyond the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span>
+horizon, and through it ran a flicker of pulsating
+flashes of vivid orange light. The glow broke
+out again a point to the northward, and the unmistakable
+beam of a searchlight swung to the
+clouds and down again. As they looked, the
+glow spread, and the rippling flashes as gun
+answered gun came into view over their horizon.
+Mottin fumbled for the glasses, but found them
+wet through and useless. The action was evidently
+coming their way, and was growing into
+a pyrotechnic display such as few are fortunate
+enough to see.</p>
+
+<p>"Destroyers&mdash;coming right over us&mdash;Very's
+pistol, quick! We may get a chance here. Don't
+let the cartridges get wet, man&mdash;put 'em in your
+coat." The guns began to bark clearly above
+the straining and bumping noise of the crumbling
+seaplane, and a wildly-aimed shell burst on the
+water half a mile to windward. Both men were
+standing up now, staring at the extraordinary
+scene. A flotilla of destroyers passed each side
+of them, one leading the other by nearly a mile.
+The searchlights and gun-flashes lit the sea
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span>
+between the opposing lines, and the vicious shells
+sent columns of shining water up around the
+rapt spectators, or whipped overhead in a continued
+stuttering shriek.</p>
+
+<p>A big destroyer passed at half a cable's length
+in a quivering halo of light of her own making.
+The short choppy beam sea sent a steady sheet
+of spray across her forecastle, a sheet that showed
+red in the light of the guns. As she passed the
+Sub-Lieutenant raised his hand above his head,
+and a Very's light sailed up into the air, showing
+every detail of the battered seaplane with startling
+clearness for a few seconds. A searchlight
+whirled round from the destroyer, steadied blindingly
+on their faces a moment, and was switched
+off on the instant. As swiftly as it had approached,
+the fight flickered away to the eastward,
+till the last gleam was out of sight, and
+the two wet and aching men crouched back
+into the slopping water to continue their baling.</p>
+
+<p>"If they <i>do</i> find us, it'll be rather luck, sir,"
+said the younger man. "She isn't going to
+last much longer."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span>
+ "Long enough, I reckon. But they may go
+donkey's miles in a running fight like that. Is
+that petrol tank free?"</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>"Yes, I couldn't get the union-nut off&mdash;it was
+burred; so I broke the pipe and bent it back
+on itself. It'll hold all right, I think&mdash;at least
+it will only leak slowly. Hullo, she's going, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Not quite. Pass that tank aft and we'll
+crawl out on the tail. That'll be the last bit
+under, and we may as well use her all we can."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>With gasps and strainings they half-lifted,
+half-floated the big tank along till they had
+it jammed on end between the rudder and the
+control-wires. They straddled the sloping tail,
+crouching low to avoid the smack of the breaking
+seas, their legs trailing in the icy water.
+With frozen fingers the Sub-Lieutenant removed
+two Very's cartridges from his breast-pocket and
+tucked them inside his leather waistcoat.</p>
+
+<p>A flurry of snow came down wind. The
+two were too wet already to notice it, but as
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span>
+it grew heavier the increased darkness made
+Mottin lift his head and look round. At that
+moment a gleam of brightness showed through
+to windward; as he looked it faded and
+vanished. He leaned aft and shouted weakly&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Come on, man&mdash;wake up! Fire another
+one. They're here!"</p>
+
+<p>It seemed an age to him before the pistol
+was loaded, and his heart sank as a dull click
+indicated an unmistakable misfire. He watched
+the last cartridge inserted with dispassionate
+interest. If one was wet, the other was almost
+certain to be, and&mdash;Bang! The coloured ball
+of fire soared up into the driving snow, and
+the pistol slipped from the startled Sub-Lieutenant's
+hand and shot overboard. The
+searchlight came on again and grew stronger
+and nearer, and as the glare of it became
+intolerable, a tall black bow came dipping
+and swaying past at a few yards' range.
+Mottin almost let his will-power go at that
+point&mdash;the relief was too great. He had a
+confused memory afterwards of crashing wood
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span>
+as the tailplane ground against a steel side,
+and of barking his shins as he was hauled
+across a wire guard-rail and dropped on a
+very nubbly deck. The wardroom seemed
+a blaze of intense light after the darkness
+outside, and the temporary surgeon who took
+charge of him the most sensible and charming
+person in the Service.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>"Sit down&mdash;take your coat off&mdash;lap this
+down. That's right. Now, I have two duties
+in this ship&mdash;I'm doctor and I'm the wine
+caterer. They are not incompatible. You will
+therefore go to bed now in the Captain's cabin,
+and you'll have a hot toddy as soon as you're
+there; come along now and get your clothes
+off. Your mate is in the First Lieutenant's
+cabin, and he won't wake up till morning."</p>
+
+<p>Twenty minutes later Mottin, from beneath
+a pile of blankets, heard a tinkle of curtain
+rings and looked out. A muffled, snow-covered
+figure entered quietly and began to peel off
+a lammy coat. Mottin coughed.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span>
+ "Hullo! How are you feeling? I've just
+come for a change of clothes. I won't be long&mdash;I'm
+Sangatte. No, that's all right. I won't
+be turning in to-night; we're going right up
+harbour, and I'll be busy till daylight."</p>
+
+<p>He bustled round the chest of drawers,
+pulling out woollen scarves, stockings, &amp;c., and
+talking rapidly. "Lucky touch our finding
+you. I noted position when your first light
+went up, but as the chase looked like running
+on ninety mile yet, I didn't expect to find you.
+Your joss was in, because the snow came down
+and they put up a smoke-screen and ceased
+fire, so we lost touch, and I hadn't far to come
+back to look for you. Got a Fritz, did you?
+Good man! We'll have a bottle on your decoration
+when we get in. The Huns? Yes, they
+lost their rear ship right off, and the others
+were plastered good and plenty. We lost
+one on a mine, but we took the crew off
+and sank her. I sank your 'plane just now&mdash;tied
+a pig of ballast to her and chucked
+it over. I thought you might have left some
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span>
+papers&mdash;oh! you've got 'em, have you? That's
+good."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, they're in my coat pocket. I say,
+haven't I seen you before? I seem to remember
+you. Do you hunt?" Mottin stretched his
+legs out sleepily as he spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;met you with the Hambledon or
+Cattistock, I expect. Haven't been on a horse
+for all of three years, though; and I don't
+suppose there'll be much doing that way for
+a long time, now they're putting half the
+country under plough. S'long. I'm for the
+bridge; ring that bell if you want anything.
+The Doc.'s got one or two wounded forrard, so
+he'll be busy, but my servant'll look out for
+you." The curtain clashed back, and Mottin,
+turning over, slid instantly into a log-like sleep.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A TRINITY.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">The way of a ship at racing speed<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In a bit of a rising gale,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The way of a horse of the only breed<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">At a Droxford post-and-rail,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The way of a brand-new aeroplane<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">On a frosty winter dawn.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">You'll come back to those again;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Wheel or cloche or slender rein<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Will keep you young and clean and sane,<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">And glad that you were born.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The power and drive beneath me now are above the power of kings,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's mine the word that lets her loose and in my ear she sings&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>
+ <span class="i1">"Mark now the way I sport and play with the rising hunted sea,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Across my grain in cold disdain their ranks are hurled at me.<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">But down my wake is a foam-white lake, the remnant of their line,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">That broke and died beneath my pride&mdash;your foemen, man, and mine."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The perfect tapered hull below is a dream of line and curve,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An artist's vision in steel and bronze for gods and men to serve.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If ever a statue came to life, you quivering slender thing,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It ought to be you&mdash;my racing girl&mdash;as the Amazon song you sing.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<hr class="hr2" />
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Down the valley and up the slope we run from scent to view.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Steady, you villain&mdash;you know too much&mdash;I'm not so wild as you; <br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">You'll get me cursed if you catch him first&mdash;there's at least a mile to go,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So swallow your pride and ease your stride, and take your fences slow.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your high-pricked ears as the jump appears are comforting things to see;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your easy gallop and bending neck are signals flying to me.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You wouldn't refuse if it was wire with calthrops down in front,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And there we are with a foot to spare&mdash;you best of all the Hunt!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Great sloping shoulders galloping strong, and a yard of floating tail,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">A fine old Irish gentleman, and a Hampshire post-and-rail.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<hr class="hr2" />
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The sun on the fields a mile below is glinting off the grass<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That slides along like a rolling map as under the clouds I pass.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">The early shadows of byre and hedge are dwindling dark below<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As up the stair of the morning air on my idle wheels I go,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Nothing to do but let her alone&mdash;she's flying herself to-day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Unless I chuck her about a bit&mdash;there isn't a bump or sway.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">So <i>there's</i> a bank at ninety-five&mdash;and here's a spin and a spiral dive,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">And here we are again.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And <i>that's</i> a roll and twist around, and that's the sky and there's the ground,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And I and the aeroplane<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Are doing a glide, but upside-down, and that's a village and that's a town&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And now we're rolling back.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And <i>this</i> is the way we climb and stall and sit up and beg on nothing at all,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">The wires and strainers slack,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And now we'll try and be good some more, and open the throttle and hear her roar<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And steer for London Town.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">For there never a pilot yet was born who flew a machine on a frosty morn<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">But started stunting soon,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To feel if his wires were really there, or whether he flew on ice or air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Or whether his hands were gloved or bare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or he sat in a free balloon.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span></p>
+<h2>IN THE MORNING.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i4">Back from the battle, torn and rent,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Listing bridge and stanchions bent<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">By the angry sea.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">By Thy guiding mercy sent,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Fruitful was the road we went&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Back from battle we.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If Thou hadst not been, O Lord, behind our feeble arm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If Thy hand had not been there to slam the lyddite home,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When against us men arose and sought to work us harm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We had gone to death, O Lord, in spouting rings of foam.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span>
+ <span class="i4">Heaving sea and cloudy sky<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Saw the battle flashing by,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">As Thy foemen ran.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">By Thy grace, that made them fly,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We have seen two hundred die<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Since the fight began.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If our cause had not been Thine, for Thy eternal Right,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If the foe in place of us had fought for Thee, O Lord!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If Thou hadst not guided us and drawn us there to fight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We never should have closed with them&mdash;Thy seas are dark and broad.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i4">Through the iron rain they fled,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Bearing home the tale of dead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Flying from Thy sword.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">After-hatch to fo'c'sle head,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We have turned their decks to red,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">By Thy help, O Lord!<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">It was not by our feeble sword that they were overthrown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But Thy right hand that dashed them down, the servants of the proud;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It was not arm of ours that saved, but Thine, O Lord, alone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When down the line the guns began, and sang Thy praise aloud.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i4">Sixty miles of running fight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Finished at the dawning light,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Off the Zuider Zee.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Thou that helped throughout the night<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Weary hand and aching sight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Praise, O Lord, to Thee.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span></p>
+<h2>AN AFFAIR OF OUTPOSTS.</h2>
+
+<p>The wardroom of the Depôt ship was just
+emptying as the late-breakfast party lit their
+pipes and cigarettes and headed for the smoking-room
+next door, when a signalman brought
+the news in. The Commander, standing by the
+radiator, took the pad from the man's hand
+and read it aloud. He raised his voice for the
+first few words, then continued in his usual
+staccato tones as the silence of his audience
+showed that they were straining their ears in
+fear of missing a word:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<i>Lyddite</i>, <i>Prism</i>, <i>Axite</i>, and <i>Pebble</i> in action
+last night with six enemy destroyers&mdash;<i>Pebble</i>
+sunk&mdash;fifty-seven survivors aboard
+<i>Lyddite</i>&mdash;enemy lost two sunk, possibly
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span>
+three&mdash;<i>Lyddite</i> with prisoners and <i>Prism</i>
+with <i>Axite</i> in tow arriving forenoon
+to-day."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>There was a moment's pause as the Commander
+handed the signal back, and then half
+a dozen officers spoke at once. The Fleet-Surgeon
+was not one of them. He gathered
+up his two juniors with a significant glance, as
+one sees a hostess signal to her Division as the
+dessert-talk flags, and the three vanished through
+the door to get to work on their grim preparations.
+The Engineer officers conferred for a
+minute in low tones and then followed them
+out. The signal had given clearer data for
+the workers in flesh and bone to act on than
+it had for those who work in metals, and there
+was nothing for the latter to do but to get their
+men ready and to guess at probabilities. The
+remainder of the Mess broke into a buzz of
+conversation: "<i>Axite</i>, she must be pretty well
+hashed up; it must have been gun-fire, a torpedo
+would have sunk her.... Rot! why should it?
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span>
+What about the <i>Salcombe</i> or the <i>Ventnor</i>? <i>They</i>
+got home.... Yes, but not from so far out,
+and there's a sea running outside too.... Well,
+the Noorder Diep isn't a hundred miles, and that
+must be where...."</p>
+
+<p>The Commander beckoned the First Lieutenant
+to him, as that officer was rising from his chair
+at the writing-table. "You'd better warn the
+Gunner, Borden, that the divers may be needed;
+and tell my messenger as you go out that I want
+to see the Boatswain and Carpenter too&mdash;thank
+you." He turned to the ship's side and looked
+out through the scuttle at the dancing, sunlit
+waters of the harbour. He had supervised the
+work of preparation for assisting and patching
+lame ducks more than once before, and he knew
+that his subordinates needed little assistance
+from him. What was troubling his mind was
+the question of the casualties. The <i>Pebble</i> was
+gone, so there was no need for spare hands to
+be provided for her, while her survivors were
+actually a gain. They would not be fit for work
+for a bit, though, a good few of them probably
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span>
+wounded, and the remainder perhaps needing
+treatment after immersion in a December sea.
+Then the three others&mdash;it sounded like a hard-fought
+action, and hard fights meant losses.
+That was the worst of these destroyer actions,
+the casualties were mostly good men, and it
+took so long to train good ratings. If only
+one saved the officers and men it wouldn't really
+matter how many destroyers were lost, he reflected,
+as he walked out of the mess towards
+his cabin and the little group of Warrant and
+Petty officers who awaited him by the doorway.</p>
+
+<p>It was barely an hour later, and the bustle
+of preparation aboard the Depôt ship was still
+in progress when they came in sight. The
+outer forts had reported them as approaching
+the entrance, and the next news was good also,
+for it was simply the deduction on the part of
+the watching ships' companies, when they saw
+the big black-and-yellow salvage tugs that had
+been out since dawn come chugging up harbour
+alone, that the victors had disdained assistance.
+Then the <i>Lyddite</i> showed her high bow and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span>
+unmistakable funnels as she swung round the
+entrance shoals and steadied up harbour at a
+leisurely ten knots. At that distance she looked
+dirty and sea-worn, but intact. Close astern
+of her came <i>Prism</i> and <i>Axite</i>, and as they
+showed, the watchers involuntarily caught their
+breaths.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>Prism</i> looked queer and foreign somehow,
+with no foremast, a bare skeleton of a bridge,
+and a shapeless heap where the forward funnel
+had stood. The <i>Axite</i> looked just what she was&mdash;a
+mere battered hull, with very little standing
+above the level of her deck, her stern nearly
+awash, and her bow bent and torn as if some
+giant hand had gripped and twisted it. As the
+pair of cripples neared the dock entrance, two
+smaller tugs which had followed astern came
+hurrying up to close on the <i>Axite's</i> sides, while
+the towing hawser that had been watched with
+such anxiety through three cold and stormy
+watches splashed in the churned-up water under
+the <i>Prism's</i> counter. The <i>Prism</i> increased speed
+slightly, and up against the blustering wind
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span>
+came the faint sound of cheering from the
+cruisers down the harbour as she passed them.
+She eased down into station astern of the
+<i>Lyddite</i>, and the Yeoman of Signals on the
+Depôt ship's bridge shifted his telescope from
+the shaking canvas of the wind-dodger to the
+steadier support of a stanchion.</p>
+
+<p>"What's she like&mdash;can you make 'er out?"
+A Leading Telegraphist had walked out from
+the wireless office, and, in obvious hopes of
+getting hold of the telescope, was standing
+at his elbow.</p>
+
+<p>"Pretty sight, I don't think," replied the
+Yeoman grimly. "Dirty work for the hospital
+there, and I reckon it's 'Port Watch look for
+messmates'&mdash;all along under the bridge she's
+been catching it, and I can't see&mdash;Yes, O.K.&mdash;He's
+up there on the bridge&mdash;<i>Who?</i> The skipper,
+of course. Mister Calton, Commander&mdash;begging
+his pardon. Me and him were in the old
+<i>Cantaloup</i> two years. Gawd! but ain't they
+been in a dust-up! What do you say?
+<i>Lyddite?</i>"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span>
+ He turned to look as the big destroyer passed,
+half-raised his glass, and then lowered it.
+There was enough for his naked eye to see to
+discourage him from a closer view. Her decks
+were crowded with men, lying, standing, or
+sitting down. The white bandages showed
+up clearly against the general background of
+dull grime, and the bandages were many. A
+torpedo-tube pointing up like an A.A. gun, and
+a dozen or so of splinter holes in funnel and
+casing, showed that some, at least, of the
+wounded were her own. About the casing,
+between the wounded, lay dozens of dull brass
+cartridge-cases, and aft&mdash;a curious touch of
+triviality&mdash;two seamen and a steward were
+emptying boxes of smashed glass and crockery
+overside. A few men waved and shouted in
+reply as the Depôt ship roared a welcome
+across to her, but the greater number were
+silent. The two scarred and blood-spotted
+craft swung gently in to the jetty, where the
+lines of ambulances and stretchers awaited
+them, and as the first heaving-lines flew, the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>
+Yeoman turned to the Telegraphist with a look
+almost of pride on his dark saturnine face&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm &mdash;&mdash;," he said admiringly, "if
+that ain't swank! Did you see 'em? Why,
+stiffen the Dutch&mdash;they've got new Sunday
+Ensigns hoisted to come up harbour with, and"&mdash;he
+swung round and levelled his glass at the
+<i>Axite</i>, now almost hidden in the smoke and
+steam of the group of tugs around her at the
+lock gates&mdash;"I'm damned if she ain't got a
+new one up too. Here, have a look at it, man.
+It's on a boathook staff sticking up in the
+muzzle of the high-angle gun&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span></p>
+<h2>1917.</h2>
+
+<p>The "liaison officer" felt distinctly nervous as
+his steamboat approached the gangway. He
+had no qualms as to his capabilities of carrying
+out the work he was detailed for&mdash;that of
+acting as signals-and-operations-interpreter
+aboard the Flotilla leader of a recently allied
+destroyer division&mdash;but the fact that he had
+been told that he must be prepared to be tactful
+weighed heavily on his mind. His ideas on
+the subject of Americans were somewhat hidebound,
+but at the same time very vague.
+Would they spring the statement on him that
+they had "come over to win the War for you,"
+or would they refer at once to their War of
+Independence? Did the Yankees hate all
+Britishers, or&mdash;&mdash; His boat bumped alongside
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span>
+the neat teak ladder, and he noted with a seaman's
+appreciation the perfectly-formed coachwhipping
+and Turks' Heads on the rails. A
+moment later he was standing on a very clean
+steel deck, gravely returning the salute of what
+appeared to be a muster of all the officers in
+the ship.</p>
+
+<p>A tall commander took a pace forward.
+"<i>Malcolm</i>," he said, "I'm Captain&mdash;glad to
+meet you." The Englishman saluted, and they
+shook hands. "My name's Jackson," he replied,
+and turned as the American, taking his arm,
+ran through a rapid introduction to the other
+officers. Each of these repeated the formula,
+accompanied by the quick bow and handshake.
+Jackson followed suit as best he could, and
+began to feel that on such formal occasions he
+had the makings of a real <i>attaché</i> or diplomatist
+in him.</p>
+
+<p>A few minutes, and he found himself sitting
+in a long-chair in a wardroom which might
+have been a counterpart of his own, and
+accepting a long cigar from the box handed
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span>
+him. "Did you have a good trip over?" he
+ventured.</p>
+
+<p>"We sure did, and saw nix&mdash;not even a
+U-boat. Had a bit of a gale first day out,
+but it blew off quick. But say, there wasn't
+a German ship for three thousand miles. Don't
+you ever see some about?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you see&mdash;er&mdash;no. They only show
+out now and then, and it's only for a few hours
+when they do. Of course, there are plenty of
+Fritzes, but they keep under most of the time&mdash;you
+don't see them much."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we thought it real slow, didn't we,
+Commander? We were just ripe for some gunplay,
+but we never got a chance to pull."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson looked across at the Commander and
+smiled. "We felt that way for a long time,
+sir. But now we just go on hoping and keeping
+ready. We've had so many false alarms, you
+see."</p>
+
+<p>The Commander laughed. "That's one on
+you, Benson," he said. "We won't get so
+excited next time we see the Northern Lights."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>
+ There was a general shout of laughter, and
+Jackson turned cold. This, he thought, was a
+little early for him to start putting his foot in
+it. The officer called Benson, however, did not
+appear to be about to throw over the alliance
+just yet. He walked to the sideboard, and
+returned with a couple of lumps of sugar in his
+hand. "Lootenant," he said gravely, "in the
+absence of stimulants in the U.S. Navy, I can
+only give you what we've got. We've no liquor
+aboard, but we've sure got sugar."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said the Commander. "We're all on
+the water-waggon here, whether we like the
+ride or not."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson sat up in his chair and shed his
+official pose. He could, at any rate, talk without
+reserve on Service subjects. "Well, sir,"
+he said, "I'm not a teetotaller, but it doesn't
+worry me to go teetotal if I've got to. I don't
+worry about it if I'm in training for anything;
+and the fact is&mdash;well, if there was a referendum,
+or something of that sort, in the Navy as to
+whether we were to be compulsory teetotallers
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span>
+or not, I believe the majority would vote for
+'no drinks.' <i>I</i> would, anyway, and I'm what
+you'd call an average drinker."</p>
+
+<p>"They didn't ask us to vote any, but if they
+had&mdash;in war-time&mdash;I guess we'd have voted the
+same way. If you can't get it you don't want
+it, and we've kind of got used to water now.
+And so your name's Jackson? Any relation?"</p>
+
+<p>Jackson's brain worked at high pressure.
+This was a poser. Sir Henry Jackson? Stonewall?
+How many noted Jacksons were there?
+He played for safety and replied with a
+negative.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, well! there's perhaps some connection
+you don't know of," said the Commander
+encouragingly. "Which part of England are
+your folk from? Birmingham. Well, of course,
+it's a big family.... My father knew him
+well, and was with him through the Valley
+Campaign."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson sighed with relief. "You're from
+Virginia then, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir&mdash;I'm from Maryland. My father
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span>
+joined the Army of Virginia two days before
+Bull Run."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you all Southerners here, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"We're sure <i>not</i>," came a chorus of voices.
+"Nix on Secesh ... John Brown's Body...."
+Jackson developed nerves again. He felt as if
+he had asked a Nationalist meeting to join him
+in drinking confusion to the Pope. The company
+did not seem disposed to let him off, however.</p>
+
+<p>"Which do you think ought to have won,
+Lootenant? You were neutral&mdash;let's hear it."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson looked apologetically at the Commander.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir, I think the North <i>had</i> to win;
+and" (he hurried on) "it's just as well she did,
+because if she hadn't there wouldn't be any
+U.S.A. now&mdash;only a lot of small states."</p>
+
+<p>"That's so; but there need not have been
+any war at all."</p>
+
+<p>"There needn't, sir; but it made the U.S.A.
+all the same. The big event of the Franco-Prussian
+War wasn't the surrender at Sedan;
+it was the crowning of the German Emperor
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span>
+at Versailles. And in the Civil War&mdash;well, it
+made one nation of the Americans in the same
+way as the other did of the Germans."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Lootenant, if wars are just to make
+nations into one, what was the good of our
+wars with you?"</p>
+
+<p>Jackson was getting over his self-consciousness,
+and it was dawning on him that the
+American Navy has a method of "drawing"
+very similar to that in use in his own.</p>
+
+<p>"They were a lot of use," he protested. "We
+sent German troops against you, and you killed
+lots of them."</p>
+
+<p>There was a general laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Say, Jackson," came a voice, "this little old
+country of yours isn't doing much with the
+Germans now except kill them. Say, she's
+great! You're doing all the work, and you've
+kept on telling us you're doing nix. Your
+papers just talk small, as if your Army was
+only a Yale-Princetown football crowd, and you
+were the coon and not the Big Stick of the
+bunch that's in it."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span>
+ "Well, you see, we don't like talking about
+ourselves except to just buck our own people up."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson's tone as he said this was, I regret
+to say, just what yours or mine would have
+been. It could only be described as "smug."</p>
+
+<p>"You sure don't. We like to say what we're
+doing when we come from New York."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson prepared for an effort of tact. "I
+hear," he said, "you've got quite a lot of
+troops across already."</p>
+
+<p>They told him&mdash;and his eyes opened.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>What!</i>" he said. "And how many&mdash;&mdash;?"
+He digested the answers for a moment, and
+decided that his store of tact could be pigeon-holed
+again for a while. "But what about&mdash;your
+papers haven't&mdash;I don't call that talking
+much. We still think you're just beginning."</p>
+
+<p>"So we are,&mdash;we've hardly started. But our
+papers were given the wise word, and they
+don't talk war secrets."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson readjusted his ideas slightly, and his
+attitude deflated itself. The transportation of
+the First Expeditionary Force had been talked
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span>
+of as a big thing, but this&mdash;and he had until
+then heard no whisper of it.</p>
+
+<p>"And the country?" he asked. "What about
+all your pro-Germans and aliens?"</p>
+
+<p>"They don't," came the answer. "What do
+you think of Wilson now?" Jackson edged
+away to cover again. "He's a very fine statesman,
+and a much bigger man than we thought
+him once."</p>
+
+<p>"Same here; and he knows his America. He
+waited and he waited, and all the time the
+country was just getting more raw about the
+Germans, and then when he was good and ready
+he came in; and I guess now he's got the country
+<i>solid</i>."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson pondered this for a moment, studying
+the clean-cut young faces&mdash;all of the universal
+"Naval" stamp&mdash;around him.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," he said slowly, "that it
+wouldn't have been better for us if we'd been
+able to stop out a few months ourselves at first.
+It would have made <i>us</i> more solid too. But we
+simply had to come in at once."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span>
+ "You had; and if you hadn't, we'd have talked
+at you some."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson laughed. "What! 'Too proud to
+fight,' and all that sort of thing? Yes, we'd
+have deserved it too. I say, what a shame
+Admiral Mahan died right at the beginning!
+There's nobody to take his place and write this
+war up."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he'd have been over here first tap of the
+gong. And he'd have seen it all for himself, and
+given you Britishers and us lectures on the war
+of 1812&mdash;and every other war too."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it's a great pity. He taught us what
+sea-power was, and till then we hardly knew
+we had it at all."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, he taught you enough to get us busy
+mailing you paper about the blockade last year."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson grinned. "You couldn't say much.
+You made all the precedents yourselves when
+you blockaded the South in '61. We only had
+to refer you to your own letters to get out of
+the argument."</p>
+
+<p>The First Lieutenant beckoned for the cigar
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span>
+box again. "You knew too much diplomatic
+work for us in those days. We were new to
+that card game. But I'd sooner hear our talk
+now than the sort of gentle breathing of your
+folks when it comes to diplomacy."</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind," said Jackson. "We're getting
+better. We'll have an autocracy, like you,
+before the war's over, instead of the democracy
+we've got now."</p>
+
+<p>The circle settled down and waited. This
+was evidently not an unarmed foe, in the
+ancient Anglo-Saxon game.</p>
+
+<p>"Amurrica's the only real democracy in the
+universe," said an incautious voice. Two heads
+turned towards the speaker, and several pairs
+of eyes spoke volumes.</p>
+
+<p>"I beg your pardon," said Jackson.
+"America's a great country, but as you told
+me just now, she's solid. That means she's
+so keen on getting on with the work that she's
+chosen a boss and told him to go ahead and
+give his orders, and so long as he does his best
+to get on with the work, the people aren't going
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span>
+to quarrel with him. Now we are not really
+solid, just because we're too much of a
+democracy."</p>
+
+<p>"Say, you wouldn't think that if you'd been
+over and seen our last elections; but there's
+sense in it, all the same. But Lloyd George&mdash;isn't
+he the same sort of Big Stick over
+here?"</p>
+
+<p>"You read our political papers and see," said
+Jackson. "Do you take much interest in
+politics in your Navy?"</p>
+
+<p>"Do we hell&mdash;does yours?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit, except to curse at them. Navies
+are outside politics."</p>
+
+<p>"Except the German's, and their army and
+navy and politics are all the same thing; and
+they'll all come down together, too."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, but it's going to take some tough
+scrapping to do it. Let's hope no one starts
+fighting over the corpse when she's beaten."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I guess you won't, and we won't.
+We've both got all the land we can do with,
+and if there are any colonies to hand out after,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span>
+we won't mind who gets 'em so long as the
+Kaiser doesn't. What we ought to do is to
+join England in a policing act for the world,
+and just keep them all from fighting."</p>
+
+<p>"That'd be no good. The rest of them would
+combine against us. It would only mean a
+different Balance of Power."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! Now you're talking European. We
+stand out of the old-world Balance."</p>
+
+<p>"You can't now. You've got hitched up in
+it, and you'll find you're tangled when you
+want to get back."</p>
+
+<p>"We sure won't. We'll pull out when this
+round-up's over&mdash;you watch us."</p>
+
+<p>The Commander glanced at his watch and
+rose. "Dinner's at 'half-six,'" he said. "You'd
+better let me show you the way to your room."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson rose and followed him aft to the
+spare cabin. "Here you are," said the American.
+"Hope you'll be comfortable. The boys will
+do their best to make your stay here real
+home-like, and I hope you'll stay just as long
+as you can."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span>
+ "I sure will, sir," came the answer, in a voice
+that was fast losing its English drawl; and
+Jackson, alone with his thoughts, stared at the
+door-curtain, and wondered why on earth it
+should have been considered necessary to tell
+him that a supply of tact would be useful to
+him in his new job.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span></p>
+<h2>IN FORTY WEST.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We are coming from the ranch, from the city and the mine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the word has gone before us to the towns upon the Rhine;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">As the rising of the tide<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">On the Old-World side,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">We are coming to the battle, to the Line.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">From the valleys of Virginia, from the Rockies in the North,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We are coming by battalions, for the word was carried forth:<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">"We have put the pen away<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And the sword is out to-day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">For the Lord has loosed the Vintages of Wrath."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span><br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We are singing in the ships as they carry us to fight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As our fathers sang before us by the camp-fires' light;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">In the wharf-light glare<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">They can hear us Over There,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When the ships come steaming through the night.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Right across the deep Atlantic where the <i>Lusitania</i> passed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With the battle-flag of Yankee-land a-floating at the mast,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We are coming all the while,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Over twenty hundred mile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And we're staying to the finish, to the last.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We are many&mdash;we are one&mdash;and we're in it overhead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We are coming as an Army that has seen its women dead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And the old Rebel Yell<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Will be loud above the shell<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When we cross the top together, seeing red.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A RING AXIOM.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When the pitiless gong rings out again, and they whip your chair away,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When you feel you'd like to take the floor, whatever the crowd should say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When the hammering gloves come back again, and the world goes round your head,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When you know your arms are only wax, your hands of useless lead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When you feel you'd give your heart and soul for a chance to clinch and rest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And through your brain the whisper comes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"Give in, you've done your best,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Why, stiffen your knees and brace your back&mdash;and take my word as true&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4"><i>If the man in front has got you weak, he's just as tired as you</i>.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He can't attack through a gruelling fight and finish as he began;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He's done more work than you to-day&mdash;you're just as fine a man.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So call your last reserve of pluck&mdash;he's careless with his chin&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You'll put it across him every time&mdash;Go in&mdash;Go in&mdash;<i>Go in!</i><br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span></p>
+<h2>CHANCES.</h2>
+
+<p>The boxing-stage was raised a clear three and
+a half feet above the deck, and the mat showed
+glaringly white in the northern sunshine. The
+corner-posts were padded and wound with many
+layers of red and blue bunting. A glance round
+showed a great amphitheatre of faces, rising tier
+on tier up to the crouching figures of men on
+the main-derrick, funnel-casings, and masts.
+The spectators numbered, perhaps, close on three
+thousand, and there was hardly a man among
+them who had not qualified as a critic by
+personal experience at the game. The last two
+competitors had just left the ring in a storm of
+hand-clapping, and the white-sweatered seconds
+ceased their professional chatter and their basin-splashing
+employment to jump up and place the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span>
+chairs back against the corner-posts as the next
+two officers entered.</p>
+
+<p>Lieutenant Cairnley of H.M. T.B.D. &mdash;&mdash; pulled
+the loose sleeves of his monkey-jacket across
+his chest and stretched out his legs as he sat
+down in the Blue corner. He looked across at
+his opponent, who was standing talking in a
+low voice to a second. Yes, he was evidently
+only just inside the middle-weight limit, and
+he, Cairnley, must be giving away all of half
+a stone. Still, that was half a stone less to carry
+about the ring, and he felt really fit and well-trained.
+An officer was standing in the ring,
+with a paper in one hand, and the other raised
+to call for silence.</p>
+
+<p>"First round of the Officers' Middle-weights.
+In the Red corner, Lieutenant Santon of
+the&mdash;&mdash;, in the Blue corner, Lieutenant Cairnley
+of the&mdash;&mdash;." He slipped under the ropes and
+jumped down from the stage as the voice of the
+timekeeper followed his own&mdash;"Seconds out!"
+Cairnley felt the coat plucked from his shoulders,
+and he stood up as his chair was drawn away.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span>
+"<i>Clang!</i>" went the heavy gong, and he walked
+forward with his right hand out and his eyes
+on his opponent's chest, in the midst of a great
+silence. As their gloves touched, Cairnley jumped
+quickly to one side and began his invariable
+habit of working round to his opponent's left
+hand. He was not allowed much time for
+"routine work." He had an impression of a
+looming figure getting larger, a whirl of feinting,
+and he was being rushed back across the
+ring in a storm of punches. His habit of keeping
+his chin down, shoulders up, and elbows
+in, saved him. He felt a thrill of respect for
+Santon's punch as his head rocked from heavy
+hook-blows on either side, and then he was
+inside his opponent's elbows, working his head
+forward, and lowering his right for a body punch
+before they struck the ropes. As he felt their
+springing contact at his back, he stiffened up
+and pushed his man away. The recoil of the
+hemp assisted him, and Santon gave ground
+a yard. Cairnley jumped at him, and, taking
+an even chance, sent a straight right over,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>
+which landed cleanly on the mouth. His left
+followed at once, but only touched lightly.
+Santon gave ground again, and the lighter man
+slid after him, sending a long left home to the
+nose. Cairnley thrilled as it landed. This man
+was strong, he felt, but not quick enough in
+defence. He half-feinted with his right, and sent
+his left out again. As the punch extended he
+slightly lifted his chin, and the ring whirled
+round him as he took a tremendous cross-counter
+that came in over his elbow. He came forward
+quickly to get to close quarters, but his opponent
+had no intention of letting him. There was
+a whirl of gloves and a sound of heavy, grunting
+hitting, and Cairnley found himself on his hands
+and knees, with a very groggy feeling in his
+head, looking across at Santon's white knees
+by the ropes at the far side of the ring. He
+stretched his neck, took a long breath, and rose
+shakily. He did not feel as shaky as he looked,
+for he had been in the ring before, and knew that
+a knock-down blow sometimes entraps the optimistic
+giver of it into sudden defeat, but in this
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>
+case he was engaged with a boxer who took no
+chances. Santon approached quickly and began
+rapid feinting just outside hitting distance.
+Cairnley gave ground slightly and waited for
+the rush. This chap had a wicked right, he
+reflected, and he did not want to get caught
+napping again. Then Santon was on him
+slamming in lefts and rights, and working furiously
+to get him into a corner. Cairnley stooped
+and struggled to get in close. A muscular change
+in the body a foot from his eyes gave him warning
+of an approaching upper-cut, and he brought
+his right glove in front of his face in time to
+stop it. He felt Santon's left on the back of
+his head, and instantly shifted feet and escaped
+round his opponent's left side. As he shifted he
+jerked a hard, short left punch into the mark, and
+then repeated the blow. Santon broke away,
+and received a perfectly-timed straight left on
+the nose as the gong rang. There was a storm
+of applause as the men went to their corners,
+for Cairnley's recovery had been well guarded,
+and his quick hitting at the end of the round
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span>
+showed that he had not lost much speed. He
+lay back in his chair while his seconds fussed
+around him, and thought hard. That right cross-counter
+of Santon's was certainly a beauty, so
+much so that it must be his favourite punch.
+Could he be absolutely certain of its being produced
+if he gave it the same chance? Well, he
+had to win this on a knock-out, or not at all.
+He could not pick up all the points he had lost
+in the first round with only two to go, so it was
+a case of chancing it on his brains alone. Yes,
+he would just check his idea once, and if that
+proved that Santon would use the same punch
+for the same lead, he would go all out on the
+next. <i>Clang!</i> He rose and walked straight
+forward to meet his man. At six-feet range he
+jumped in and drove his left for the mark. It
+did not land true, but it enabled him to close
+and start a succession of furious body punches.
+The two hammering, gasping white figures reeled
+about the ring for half a minute, heads down and
+arms working like pistons.</p>
+
+<p>Cairnley knew that his man was too strong for
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span>
+him at that game, but for that round, brain and
+not muscle was his guide, and he wanted Santon
+to be warmed up and made to act by habit and
+use. They locked in a clinch, and a moment later
+broke clear at the word of the Referee&mdash;the first
+he had spoken in that fight. For a second they
+stood on guard swaying from side to side as they
+waited for an opening. Then Cairnley leaped in
+and sent out a full straight left. Even with his
+chin tucked well down he felt the jar of the right
+that slid again over his elbow, and striking full
+on the cheek, made his head ring and his neck
+ache. He stopped the left that followed, then
+landed on the face with his own left and closed
+again to hammer in short arm punches. He felt
+as he did so that the work he was engaged on
+must be done soon, as at this high-speed work he
+would not have the strength for a hard punch for
+long. Santon appeared to be a little inclined for
+a rest, too, for it was he who clinched this time.
+Cairnley rested limply against him and took a
+long breath as the voice of the Referee called
+them apart. He caught his breath again and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span>
+called up all his reserve strength as they posed
+at long range, then he jumped forward as before,
+sent his left out three-quarters of the way, and
+showed his chin clear of his chest. Without a
+check in the movement his left dropped, his body
+pivoted, and he sent a full "haymaker" right up
+and across to the half-glimpsed head in front of
+him. A bony right wrist glanced from the top
+of his bent head, and at the same instant a jar,
+from his right knuckles to his back, told him
+that brains had beaten skill. He slipped aside,
+his hands mechanically raised in defence, and
+stumbled over Santon's falling body. As he
+scrambled up to cross the ring he looked back,
+and knew at once that not ten nor twenty
+seconds would be enough for that limp figure
+to recover in.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+<h3>II.</h3>
+
+<p>"Yes, I've got leave now, and Cairnley's in
+hospital; he had a couple of splinters in him,
+and they packed him off, though he wanted to
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span>
+get leave and treat himself. The old packet's
+got to be just about rebuilt from the deck up,
+and he's certain to get a bigger one instead.
+He's going to take me on with him,&mdash;good thing
+for me,&mdash;as I'll be pretty young to be Number
+One of one of the Alpha class ships. I tell you,
+it was a devilish funny show, and all over in a
+second. It came on absolute pea-soup at four
+and we had only heard the guns in the action.
+Never saw a thing. We had been out away
+from the line four hours. Had nothing but
+wireless touch to tell us they had got into a
+mix-up. We went to stations at full speed
+trying to close on them, and we'd hardly got
+ready when the Hun showed up four hundred
+yards off. My word! she was smart on it. She
+was only a cruiser, but in the fog she showed up
+like the <i>Von der Tann</i>, and she was going all
+of twenty-four. She let fly at the moment we
+saw her, and she spun round and charged right
+off. We let go too as she fired, but her turning
+to ram saved her. We turned too and bolted,
+and she just cut every darned thing down from
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span>
+the casing up. The mast went on the first salvo,
+one funnel and most of the guns. The shooting
+was just lovely, and if it hadn't been such close
+range we'd have been shot down in one act. As
+it was, they just shaved us clean as if we'd
+gone full speed under a low-level bridge. At six
+hundred yards we could only see her gun-flashes,
+and we yanked round across her bow and opened
+out. The skipper gave her five minutes and
+then levelled up on the same course we had
+been on before, and eased a bit to keep station
+on her beam. We did a bit of clearing up and
+he sent for me. He was on the bridge&mdash;which
+had damn little left on it, bar him,&mdash;it was a
+proper wreck&mdash;and told me to arrange hands
+to shout orders to the engine-room if required,
+as the telegraphs were gone. The wheel was
+all right&mdash;or at least the gearing was,&mdash;the wheel
+itself had only a bit of rim and two spokes on
+it. He told me to get what fish we could fire
+set for surface, and that he was going to go
+for her again and fire at twenty-five yards. I
+thought he was mad, but I went down and got
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span>
+'em ready. (The gunner was killed.) I shouted
+up to him when I had done, and had mustered
+a tube's crew, and we whacked on full bat again
+and began to close. You see we had crossed
+her bow once, and Cairnley reckoned then that
+she would have altered back to her original
+course of East, so he had kept on her port beam
+at about a mile, going the same speed. I did not
+get what he was driving at till afterwards. At
+the time I thought he was just going to do it
+again, because he thought he ought to make
+another effort. We saw her first this time as
+we were closing on the opposite side, and the
+skipper told them to poop off the bow gun, which
+was all we had, to wake them up. They woke
+up all right, and we got the same smack from
+all along her side we'd had before. She was
+just abaft our starboard beam going the same
+course, and I was wondering what the deuce he'd
+meant by telling me to train the tubes to port,
+when we went hard a-port and came round all
+heeled over and shaking. I just thought to
+myself, Well, if the Hun keeps on and doesn't
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span>
+try to ram, we're going to look damn silly, when
+I saw her again and she <i>was</i> ramming. Her
+guns did no good then,&mdash;the change was too
+quick for any sights to be held on. He banged
+away all right, and I believe he put more helm
+on&mdash;but he couldn't get us. The skipper had
+said twenty-five yards, but it looked to me like
+<i>feet</i>. He was going all out, and so were we,
+and I pulled off as his stem showed abreast
+the tubes&mdash;all spray and grey paint&mdash;and those
+fish hit him abaft the second funnel. Eh?
+Well, perhaps it was a few yards, but it's the
+closest I've seen to going alongside a gangway.
+Well, that's all I knew about it for half an
+hour. The bang put me out. Skipper said he
+turned back and searched for her, but it was
+so thick then he couldn't have found an island
+except by mistake. We'd been hit below water
+too and couldn't steam much. We got a tow
+home. Good egg! Here's St Pancras, and there's
+a flapper&mdash;thirty if she's a day&mdash;Good old
+blinkin' London!"</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE QUARTERMASTER.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I mustn't look up from the compass-card, nor look at the seas at all,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I must watch the helm and compass-card,&mdash;If I heard the trumpet-call<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of Gabriel sounding Judgment Day to dry the Seas again,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I must hold her bow to windward now till I'm relieved again&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">To the pipe and wail of a tearing gale,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Carrying Starboard Ten.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I must stare and frown at the compass-card, that chases round the bowl,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">North and South and back again with every lurching roll.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">By the feel of the ship beneath I know the way she's going to swing,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I mustn't look up to the booming wind however the halliards sing&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">In a breaking sea with the land a-lee,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Carrying Starboard Ten.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And I stoop to look at the compass-card as closes in the night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For it's hard to see by the shaded glow of half a candle-light;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the spokes are bright, and I note beside in the corner of my eye<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A shimmer of light on oilskin wet that shows the Owner nigh&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Foggy and thick and a windy trick,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Carrying Starboard Ten.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Heave and sway or dive and roll can never disturb me now;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though seas may sweep in rivers of foam across the straining bow,<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">I've got my eyes on the compass-card, and though she broke her keel<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hit the bottom beneath us now, you'd find me at the wheel<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">In Davy's realm, still at the helm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Carrying Starboard Ten.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A LANDFALL.</h2>
+
+<p>The dawn came very slowly&mdash;a faint glow in
+the sky spreading until first the streaming forecastle
+and then the dirty-yellow seas could be
+seen. The destroyer was steaming slowly along
+the coast with the wind just before the beam.
+She made bad weather of it, lurching at extraordinary
+angles from side to side, yawing from
+two to four points off her course, and throwing
+her stern up as each wave passed under her, until
+the water spouted in the wake of her slowly-moving
+propellers. The wind and the mist had
+come together, and the visibility extended to
+perhaps three or four foaming wave-crests away.
+They knew within a dozen miles where they
+were, but a dozen miles is too vague a reckoning
+to make a mine-guarded harbour from, and her
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span>
+captain, with the greatest respect for the fact
+that he was on a dead lee shore, and a most inhospitable
+and rocky shore at that, was feeling
+for the land with an order for "Hard-over" helm
+running through his head. Occasionally he
+ceased his staring out on the lee bow to look
+back along the deck. The sight each time made
+him frown and tighten his lips. The beam-sea
+was sweeping across the ship regularly every
+half-minute. The water shot across her 'midships
+three feet deep, and foaming like a Highland
+burn in spate. The squat funnels showed
+through the turmoil of water and spray, streaked
+diagonally upwards with crusted white salt,
+through which showed patches of red funnel-scale;
+from them came a steady roaring note&mdash;the
+signal of suppressed power below them.
+Battened-down as she was, he knew that the
+hatches were not submarine ones; built as they
+were on a foundation little thicker than cardboard,
+they could not keep out such seas, and he
+visualised the turmoil and discomfort there must
+be beneath him on the flooded decks. He, personally,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span>
+had not seen in what state she was
+below, having been on the bridge for the last
+nine hours, but he felt he would like to take a
+look at his own cabin and see if his worst foreboding&mdash;a
+foot of water washing to and fro
+across a sodden carpet&mdash;was true.</p>
+
+<p>He glanced at his wrist-watch, and then to the
+east. Half-past seven and full daylight. Well,
+he thought, it might as well be just dawning still
+for all the light there was. Air and sea were
+the same colour, a creamy dull white, and they
+merged into one at a range of perhaps five
+hundred yards. If only he could&mdash;he raised his
+head sharply and turned to face out on the beam.
+Bracing his feet and gripping the rail with wet-gloved
+fingers he held his breath in an intensity
+of listening concentration. Yes, it was clearer
+that time, a faint high whine broad on the beam.
+He walked, timing the roll so that he had no
+need to clutch for support, to where the helmsman
+crouched over a wildly swinging compass-card,
+and gave an order. The destroyer came
+bowing and dipping round till she met the full
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span>
+drive of the sea ahead. With a roar and a crash
+the water tumbled in over the forecastle, shaking
+the bridge, and falling in tons over the ladders
+on to the upper deck. The destroyer still turned,
+shaking from end to end, until she had the sea on
+the other bow. The telegraph reply-gongs rang
+back the acknowledgment of an order, and easing
+to barely steerage-way, the ship settled in her
+new position&mdash;hove-to in the direction from which
+she had come overnight. The faint sound he had
+heard had seemed too distant for the captain
+to be assured of his position, and until he could
+hear it clearly and from fairly close he was not
+going to risk taking a departure from it. He
+knew that hove-to as she was the destroyer was
+going to be driven closer in, and with a steep-to
+shore he could allow her to accept the leeway for
+some time. He moved across and stood on the
+other side of the bridge, looking out to leeward,
+his attitude less strained and anxious now, as the
+ship was making fairly easy weather of it. The
+motion, it is true, was far more uncomfortable.
+She sidled, dived, and wallowed in a way that
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span>
+would have thrown a man unaccustomed to
+T.B.D.'s completely off his feet; but far less
+water was coming aboard, and the amount that
+did so arrived on a bearing from which she was
+better fitted to receive it. At the end of twenty
+minutes the captain began to resume his rigid
+attitude. There was something wrong somewhere.
+Sounds came erratically through fog,
+but this could not be counted on. He knew he
+had made no mistake in the sound he had heard.
+It was certainly the high note of the lighthouse,
+and not a steamer's whistle. The low note
+should have been heard in between the high ones,
+but the fact of not having heard the low was
+not surprising to him. One seldom heard both
+notes in a fog. But this silent gap was a
+nuisance, considering the rate at which they must
+be closing the land. At half an hour from his
+first hearing the sound he turned uphill to gain
+the wheel again, but froze still as the voice of
+the fog-horn came afresh, this time with no
+possibility of doubt. A great thuttering roar
+broke out, as it seemed, almost overhead, a deep
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span>
+bass note that made the air quiver. The captain
+jumped amidships and barked an order. The
+wheel spun hard down and the telegraphs
+whirred round, bringing the destroyer diving
+and leaping back head to sea. Looking aft, the
+captain had a glimpse of three pinnacle rocks
+showing a moment in the trough between two
+seas, and then the fog shut down over them
+again, leaving only the regular deep roar of the
+fog-signal, that grew gradually fainter astern.
+Two points at a time he eased the ship round
+till she was hove-to on the opposite tack, then
+he called to another oilskinned figure that stood
+swaying to the roll by the helmsman. "Will
+you take her now?" he said; "I am going to
+look for some breakfast. Hold her like this
+half an hour, and then turn her down wind for
+the run in. The tide's setting us well round the
+point now. All right?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir. I'll lay it off again on the chart
+before I turn. That was a queer hole in the fog,
+sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, quite a big blank. Glad it wasn't much
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span>
+bigger. Still, we could see four cables under the
+land, and the land's alright if you've got your
+stern to it."</p>
+
+<p>With a huge yawn of relief he stretched his
+arms back and up, then started down the thin
+iron ladder on his perilous trip to the inevitable
+chaos and confusion of his cabin.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span></p>
+<h2>NIGHT ROUNDS.</h2>
+
+<p>It was a dark night with no moon, while
+only occasionally could a star be seen from
+the leader's bridge. The next astern could be
+made out by the bands of blue-white phosphorescence
+that fell away from her bow, but
+the rest of the line was quite invisible. The
+flotilla slid along at a pace that to them was
+only a jog-trot, but which would have been
+considered rather too exciting for night work
+by the big ships. The night was calm, with
+hardly a breath of wind, while the <i>hush</i>&mdash;<i>hush</i>&mdash;<i>hush</i>
+from the bow-waves seemed to accentuate
+the silence and to increase the impression
+the destroyers gave of game moving down on
+a tiptoe of expectancy to the drinking-pool,
+ready at a sight or sound to spring to a frenzy
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span>
+of either offensive or defensive speed. On the
+leader's bridge men spoke in low tones, as if
+afraid that they might be overheard by the
+enemy&mdash;actually to enable them to listen better
+to whatever sound the echoes from the sea might
+carry. On bridges and at gun-stations look-outs
+stared out around them at the night, and there
+was no need for the officers to be anxious as
+to whether their men kept good watch or slept.
+The crews knew the rules of destroyer-war in
+the Narrow Seas&mdash;that "The first one to see,
+shoots; and the first one to hit, wins." It is
+true that they did not always see first. There
+were exceptions. Not so long before, they had
+been seen at a range of perhaps half a mile by
+an officer on the low unobtrusive conning-tower
+of a submarine. This officer had instantly and
+accurately smitten on the back of the head the
+sailor who shared his watch, and had rapped
+out one word "<i>Down!</i>" The sailor (evidently
+quite accustomed to this procedure) had vanished
+down the conning-tower like a falling stone, the
+officer's boots chasing the man's hands down the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span>
+ladder-rungs. The lid had clanked down and
+locked just a few seconds before a little "plop"
+of water closed over the swirling suction that
+showed where a big patrol submarine had been.
+The boat was English (that is to say, her Captain
+was Scotch, and her First Lieutenant Canadian,
+while the remainder of her officers and men
+together could hardly have mustered half a
+dozen men from the Home Counties), but she
+had no intention of risking explanations at short
+range with her own friends. She had been
+warned of their coming, but she looked on it
+as a piece of extraordinarily bad luck to have
+been met with at visibility range on such a
+dark night and to have been inconvenienced into
+a matter of ninety feet in a hurry. But it is
+known that submarines dive for almost everything
+and swear at everybody.</p>
+
+<p>As the flotilla moved on its way a portent
+showed on the bow to landward. A faint red
+glow began to light up the low clouds over the
+Belgian frontier, and the bridge look-outs whispered
+together as they watched it brighten. As
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span>
+it grew clearer it showed to be not one light,
+but a rapid-running succession of instantaneous
+lights far inland. The white pencil of a searchlight
+beam showed and swung to the zenith and
+back&mdash;perhaps half-way between the watchers
+and the flicker in the sky. Ten minutes later,
+as the light drew farther aft, a faint murmur
+of sound (that began as a mere suspicion, and
+grew to be unmistakably but barely audible)
+announced the origin of the glow.</p>
+
+<p>On the leader's bridge the tall officer in the
+overcoat spoke to the shorter one in the "lammy."
+"That's a bit on the big side for a night raid&mdash;they
+must be attacking round by&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir; there's something like what they
+call 'drum-fire' going on. Wonder why they
+put searchlights on for it, though?"</p>
+
+<p>"Can't guess. They'll have 'em on on the
+coast in a minute too, if I know them. Perhaps
+when they hear guns inland they think it's airbombs
+coming down. There they go! Two of
+'em&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The searchlights came on together, and on such
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span>
+a clear and dark night they seemed startlingly
+close. They swept the heavens over and back,
+steadied awhile pointing inland, and went out
+again, leaving an even inkier blackness than
+before, and setting the watchers blinking and
+rubbing their dazzled eyes. Away to the south-east
+the pulsating growl of the guns continued,
+though the breadth and height of the glow in
+the sky was gradually decreasing.</p>
+
+<p>"There isn't any fighting on near the coast
+now, sir. That must be away down in France.
+If they'd only fire slow we'd be able to get a
+sort of range by the flash."</p>
+
+<p>"You'd have to hold your watch for some time,
+then," said the taller officer. "I haven't the
+inland geography well enough in my head to
+say where it is, but that scrap's nearer seventy
+than sixty miles from here. Good Lord! And
+I suppose we'll read in the papers when we get
+in that 'there was activity at some points.'"</p>
+
+<p>"And from here it looks like Hell. What it
+must be like close to&mdash;&mdash;! Wish we could run
+up one of the canals and join in, sir."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span>
+ "You'd be too late if we could. It's dying out
+now. Just as well, too; it keeps all the look-outs'
+heads turned that way. How's the time?
+All right, we'll turn now and try back."</p>
+
+<p>The glow faded and passed, and left the
+velvety dark as blank as before. The leader
+swung round on a wide curve, and, as if held
+by one long elastic hawser, the flotilla followed
+in her gleaming wake. At the same cantering
+speed as they had come, they started on the
+long beat back of their bloodthirsty prowl,
+at the moment when the Scotch submarine
+officer turned over the watch to his Canadian
+subordinate.</p>
+
+<p>"I've sheered right out now, and they ought
+to be clear of us all right, but keep your eyes
+skinned for them and nip under if you see them
+again. They're devilish quick on the salvoes
+in this longitude, and 'pon my soul I don't blame
+'em either."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span></p>
+<h2>IN THE BARRED ZONE.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">They called us up from England at the breaking of the day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the wireless whisper caught us from a hundred leagues away&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">"Sentries at the Outer Line,<br /></span>
+<span class="i33">All that hold the countersign,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Listen in the North Sea&mdash;news for you to-day."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">All across the waters, at the paling of the morn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The wireless whispered softly ere the summer day was born&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">"Be you near or ranging far,<br /></span>
+<span class="i33">By the Varne or Weser bar,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Fleet is out and steaming to the Eastward and the dawn."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">Far and away to the North and West, in the dancing glare of the sunlit ocean,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Just a haze, a shimmer of smoke-cloud, grew and broadened many a mile;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Low and long and faint and spreading, banner and van of a world in motion,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Creeping out to the North and West, it hung in the skies alone awhile.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then from over the brooding haze the roar of murmuring engines swelled,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the men of the air looked down to us, a mile below their feet;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Down the wind they passed above, their course to the silver sun-track held,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And we looked back to the West again, and saw the English Fleet.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Over the curve of the rounded sea, in ordered lines as the ranks of Rome,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Over the far horizon steamed a power that held us dumb,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">Miles of racing lines of steel that flattened the sea to a field of foam,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Rolling deep to the wash they made,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">We saw, to the threat of a German blade,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">The Shield of England come.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A MATTER OF ROUTINE.</h2>
+
+<p>There was little or no wind, and only a gentle
+swell from the south. The ships rose and fell
+lazily as they steamed to the south-eastward,
+while only occasionally a handful of light
+spray fell across a sunlit forecastle, drying
+almost as it fell. But if the air was still the
+ships were certainly not so&mdash;as vast as a great
+moving town, the Fleet was travelling at the
+speed of a touring car. From the Flagship's
+foretop the view was extraordinary. Destroyers
+or light cruisers when pressed seem to be
+slipping along with something always in hand
+and with no apparent effort; a battleship, however,
+seen under the same conditions, makes
+one think of St Paul's Cathedral being towed
+up the Thames; she carries a "bone in her
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span>
+teeth," and her bows seem to settle low and
+her stern to rise. In this case the Grand Fleet
+was hurrying&mdash;moving south-east at full speed,
+because&mdash;well, they <i>might</i> just cut the enemy
+off; but the Hun was canny, and knew exactly
+the danger-limit in this game of "Prisoner's
+base."</p>
+
+<p>The visibility was good, and as far as the
+eye could see the water was torn and streaked
+with the wakes of ships&mdash;cruisers, destroyers,
+battleships, and craft of every queer and imaginable
+warlike use. The great mass of steel
+hulls had one thing only in common&mdash;they
+could steam, and could steam always with
+something in hand above the "speed of the
+Fleet." From the ships came a faint brown
+haze of smoke that shimmered with heat and
+made the horizon dance and flicker. From the
+foretop, looking aft, it seemed incredible that
+there could be any power existing which could
+drive such a huge beamy hulk as the Flagship
+was, and leave such a turmoil of torn and
+flattened water astern. Battleships in a hurry
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span>
+are certainly not stately; an elderly matron in
+pursuit of a tram-car shows dignity compared to
+any one of them. But if they looked flustered
+and undignified, they carried a cargo which no
+one could smile at. "<i>Battleships are mobile
+gun-platforms.</i>" I forget who said that&mdash;probably
+Admiral Mahan&mdash;but it is true; and
+if these ships showed an ungraceful way
+of moving, they certainly complied with the
+definition of gun-platforms. The low-sloped
+turrets all pointed the same way&mdash;out to the
+starboard bow. The long tapering guns moved
+up and down, following the horizon against
+the roll, and sighing as they moved, as if the
+hydraulic engines were weary of the long wait.
+On the tops of the turrets the figures of officers
+could be seen pacing to and fro across the
+steel&mdash;checking now and then to stare at the
+southern horizon. Somewhere out there beneath
+the blazing sun were the scouts, and
+beyond them&mdash;well, that question was one that
+the scouts were there to answer. The smaller
+ships in sight seemed like motor-cycle pacers
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span>
+escorting a long-distance foot-race. With their
+sterns low and their bow-waves running back
+close to the beautifully-shaped hulls, they gave
+the impression of sauntering along at their
+leisure and of looking impatiently over their
+shoulders at the big heavy-weights astern of
+them. A destroyer division suddenly heeled
+and altered course like redshank, each ship
+turning as the leader swung, and with a
+fountain of spray at their sharp high stems
+they cut through the intervals of a Battleship
+division, swinging up again together to the
+south-east course as they cleared. The watcher
+in the top had seen the trick before, but familiarity
+could not prevent his eyes from widening
+a little as he saw the stem of his next astern
+throw up a little cloud of spray as it met the
+foaming V-wake that followed a few yards
+from the leader's counter. He smiled as he
+thought of an old picture in 'Punch' of a
+crowd of small children urging and dragging
+a huge policeman along to a scene of disturbance.
+The darting, restless destroyers seemed
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span>
+like the small bloodthirsty boys&mdash;hurrying on
+ahead to see the fun, and then back to wait
+for the ponderous but willing upholder of the
+law&mdash;anxious to miss nothing of the excitement.</p>
+
+<p>The Fleet was running down to intercept,
+and might be in action at any moment if the
+luck held, but there was no signalling or outpouring
+of instructions. There was just nothing
+to be said. Everybody knew more or less
+what the tactical situation was; all knew that
+the enemy might be met with any time in the
+next few hours, but in the turrets the guns'
+crews proceeded with the all-important task
+of getting outside as much dinner as they could
+comfortably stow. The procedure of endeavouring
+to meet the High Sea Fleet and of dealing
+with it on sight had been rehearsed so often,
+that the real thing, if it came, would call for
+one signal only, and no more. Many prophets
+have said that the increase of Science and
+Applied Mechanics in the Navy would make
+men into mere slaves of machines, and into
+unthinking units. This is another theory which
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span>
+has been shown to be hopelessly wrong&mdash;certainly
+so in the Navy, as in it both officers
+and men are taught, and have to be taught,
+far more of the reasons for and the object
+aimed at in the Rules for Battle than ever
+Nelson thought it necessary to communicate to
+his subordinates in the last Great War. The
+Prussian system may be good, but it produces
+a bludgeon&mdash;ours produces the finest tempered
+blade.</p>
+
+<p>The sight from the foretop was a thing that
+one would remember all one's life, and be
+thankful not to have missed. The almost incalculable
+value of the great mass of ships&mdash;the
+whirl of figures conjured up by a rough
+estimate of the collective horse-power and the
+numbers of men present; the attempt and
+failure to even count the actual ships in sight;
+the vision of a scared and wondering neutral
+tramp lying between the lines with engines
+stopped as the great masses of grey-painted
+steel went past her along the broad highroads
+of churned water,&mdash;this was the Fleet at sea;
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span>
+and the known fact that it would wheel, close,
+or spread at the word of one man, from the
+ships that foamed along four hundred yards
+away to those whose mastheads could only just
+be seen above the horizon, made the wonder
+all the greater. One thought of the thousands
+of eyes looking south in the direction of the
+big gun-muzzles, of the shells that the guns
+held rammed close home to the rifling, and of
+the thousands of brains that were turning
+over and over the old question, "Is it to be
+this time, or have they slipped in again?"...</p>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span></p>
+<h2>WHO CARES?</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i3">The sentries at the Castle Gate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">We hold the outer wall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">That echoes to the roar of hate<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And savage bugle-call&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of those that seek to enter in with steel and eager flame,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To leave you with but eyes to weep the day the Germans came.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i3">Though we may catch from out the Keep<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">A whining voice of fear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Of one who whispers "Rest and sleep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And lay aside the spear,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We pay no heed to such as he, as soft as we are hard;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We take our word from men alone&mdash;the men that rule the guard.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span>
+ <span class="i3">We hear behind us now and then<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">The voices of the grooms,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And bickerings of serving-men<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Come faintly from the rooms;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But let them squabble as they please, we will not turn aside,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But&mdash;curse to think it was for them that fighting men have died.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i3">Whatever they may say or try,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">We shall not pay them heed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And though they wail and talk and lie,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">We hold our simple Creed&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No matter what the cravens say, however loud the din,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Our Watch is on the Castle Gate, and none shall enter in.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE UNCHANGING SEX.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When the battle-worn Horatius, 'midst the cheering Roman throng&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All flushed with pride and triumph as they carried him along&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Reached the polished porch of marble at the doorway of his home,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He felt himself an Emperor&mdash;the bravest man of Rome.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The people slapped him on the back and knocked his helm askew,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then drifted back along the road to look for something new.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then Horatius sobered down a bit&mdash;as you would do to-day&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And straightened down his tunic in a calm, collected way. <br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">He hung his battered helmet up and wiped his sandals dry,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And set a parting in his hair&mdash;the same as you and I.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His lady kissed him carefully and looked him up and down,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And gently disengaged his arm to spare her snowy gown.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"You <i>are</i> a real disgrace, you know, the worst I've ever seen;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now go and put your sword away, I <i>know</i> it isn't clean.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And you must change your clothes at once, you're simply wringing wet;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You've been doing something mischievous, I hope you lost your bet....<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why! you're bleeding on the carpet. Who's the brute that hurt you so?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did you kill him? <i>There's a darling.</i> Serve him right for hitting low."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then she hustled lots of water, turning back her pretty sleeves,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And she set him on the sofa (having taken off his greaves).<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">And bold Horatius purred aloud, the stern Horatius smiled,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And didn't seem to mind that he was treated like a child.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though she didn't call him Emperor, or cling to him and cry,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yet I rather think he liked it&mdash;just the same as you and I.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span></p>
+<h2>TWO CHILDREN.</h2>
+
+<p>His age was possibly nineteen, and his general
+appearance had decided the members of his last
+gunroom mess in their choice of a nickname
+for him. "Little Boy Blue," or "Boy" for short,
+would probably stick to him throughout his
+naval career. The name had certainly followed
+him to his present appointment as "third hand"
+of a destroyer, where the other sub-lieutenants
+of the flotilla were not likely to allow him to
+forget it. He would have made a perfect
+model for a Burne-Jones angel. His mother
+would have worded that comparison differently,
+being under the impression that no angel could
+hope to equal him: on his part, he always took
+most filial care not to disillusion her on such
+a point. At the moment, in the first flush
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span>
+of glory induced by the fact that he had left
+gunroom life for ever, and that his midshipman's
+patches were things of the recent past,
+he was making the most of a week's leave,
+and making the most also of the opportunity
+of cultivating the society of a home Attraction
+whom the discerning eyes of his mother may
+or may not have yet noticed. The Attraction
+was aged sixteen, extremely pretty, and, as
+is usual in such cases, extremely self-possessed.</p>
+
+<p>The Boy, as he accompanied her along the
+garden path, was not feeling self-possessed
+at all. He had discovered from frequent experience
+that the only position he could retain
+with reference to the lady as she walked was,
+as he would put it, "half a cable on the starboard
+quarter." Knowing as he did that he
+was being kept thus distant by intention, he
+followed the broad lines of strategy which his
+naval training had taught him, and acted in
+a way which on such occasions is always right&mdash;that
+is, he aroused doubt and curiosity in
+the mind of his adversary.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span>
+ The lady, who&mdash;carrying a ball of string in
+one hand and a bowl of peas in the other&mdash;had
+walked in cool silence for at least fifty
+yards, turned suddenly and spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose this is the first time you've&mdash;&mdash;What
+<i>are</i> you staring at?"</p>
+
+<p>The Boy blushed at once. "I beg your
+pardon," he murmured; "I&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Is my hair coming down?"</p>
+
+<p>The Boy looked fixedly again at a large
+black bow which, as he told me afterwards,
+"held the bight of it up." "No-o," he said
+slowly.</p>
+
+<p>"Then don't stare at it, and don't lag behind.
+What was I saying?"</p>
+
+<p>"You asked me how long leave I'd got."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't&mdash;you've told me that, and anyhow
+I've forgotten. I was going to ask you if
+this is the first time you've done any war-work."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I was out in the Straits till last
+Thursday week, and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be silly. I mean work like this,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span>
+digging and doing without things, and helping,
+and so on."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I suppose it is. I haven't had time,
+really&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The lady turned on him in righteous scorn.
+"<i>Time</i>&mdash;oh, you're one of the worst I know.
+Won't you <i>ever</i> take the war seriously? You
+just look on it all as a joke, and you won't
+make <i>any</i> sacrifices. Now come here&mdash;take
+the other end of this string, and lay it out
+till I tell you to stop."</p>
+
+<p>The Boy meekly obeyed instructions. He
+pegged the end of the string firmly down and
+returned to the Attraction, who was engaged
+in hunting out a hoe from among a litter of
+horticultural implements that lay in a corner
+of the garden wall. He stood watching her
+for a moment, and with her eyes away
+from him, his attitude altered slightly and
+became almost proprietary, while his face
+seemed to harden a shade and give an
+inkling of the naval stamp that it would
+develop later on. She looked round suddenly
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span>
+and saw him again as a shy and awkward
+youth.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you done it?" she said. "All right,
+you can really start doing some work now. I'm
+going to make you dig a trench. <i>That's</i> the
+best way to serve your country when you're
+ashore and have the chance. And to think
+you've never used a hoe before!"</p>
+
+<p>The Boy scraped the hoe reflectively with the
+toe of his boot. It did not seem to him politic
+to mention the fact that vegetable gardens do
+not usually grow either on the decks of battleships
+or on the shell-beaten slopes of Gallipoli.
+He made no attempt to follow the tortuous
+wanderings of a feminine mind, but held on his
+own course. "Are you going to help?" he said.</p>
+
+<p>"No. You'd only loaf at the work if I did,
+and I've got other things to do, too. Now, come
+along and start, or you'll never get it finished
+by to-night."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm leaving to-morrow," said the Boy.</p>
+
+<p>"So you've told me&mdash;heaps of times to-day.
+But you must finish that trench before you go."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span>
+ The Boy nodded and walked away towards
+the pegged-out end of the string. The lady,
+without turning her head, walked back up the
+path until she came to the grassy slope at its
+end. Selecting a spot from which a view could
+be obtained through the hedge of her oppressed
+admirer, she sat down and carefully laid the
+basin of peas on the bank beside her.</p>
+
+<p>"He's rather a dear," she observed cautiously
+to herself. "But he <i>is</i> such a child. 'Wonder
+why boys are always so awfully young compared
+to women?"</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The flotilla would have turned round for its
+run back in another half-hour if the last destroyer
+in the enemy's line had not shown a
+faint funnel-glare for the fractional part of a
+second. They were only a couple of miles from
+the end of the "beat" when it showed, and considering
+the poor visibility that accompanied
+the frequent snow-showers, it was a piece of
+happy luck that the glare was seen at all. Three
+people on the leader's bridge saw it together;
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span>
+two of them gave a kind of muffled yelp, as foxhound
+puppies would at sight of their first cub,
+while the third gave an order on the instant.
+The destroyer settled a little by the stern, her
+course altered slightly, and she began really to
+travel. For some hours she had been jogging
+along at seventeen knots, but her speed now
+began to rise in jumps of five knots at a time,
+till in a few minutes she had become a mad
+and quivering fabric of impatient steel. As she
+gained her speed the snow began to pour down
+again, blotting out the faint shadow that had
+meant the bow of her next astern. The Captain
+glanced aft once, and then continued his intent
+gazing forward. He had passed a rough bearing
+and the signal to chase to his subordinates astern,
+and could do no more till he could get touch
+again. He had no intention of easing his speed
+to wait for clearer visibility. He knew too much
+of flotilla war to let a chance of fighting go by
+in that way. If he once got to the enemy, the
+rest of his flotilla would steer to the sound of
+the guns; and anyhow, he decided, if he did
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span>
+have to fight single-handed, the worse the
+visibility was and the greater the confusion and
+doubt among the enemy, the better would be the
+chances for him. The snow ahead cleared for a
+minute to leave a long narrow lane between the
+showers, and he saw the loom of the last ship
+of the enemy's line. The German destroyer
+seemed to fall back to him, as if she was stopped,
+though in reality she was holding station on her
+next ahead at a fair sixteen knots. With a
+startling crash and a blaze of blinding light the
+guns opened from along the leader's side&mdash;the
+German guns waiting, surprised, for a full
+minute before they replied. When they did
+open fire, the duel had become too one-sided to
+be called a fight at all. Between the crashes of
+the guns, the clatter and ring of ejected cartridge-cases
+could be heard but faintly, yet as the big
+leader passed her battered opponent at barely
+half a cable distance, through the din and savage
+intensity of a yard-arm fight the quartermaster
+stooped over his tiny wheel, oblivious to all
+things but the clear quiet voice that conned the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span>
+ship past and on to her next victim. The rear
+destroyer of the enemy swung away, stopped,
+and remained&mdash;a horrible illustration of the
+maxim of naval warfare, which says that he
+who is unready should never leave harbour.</p>
+
+<p>At the head of the German line a man of
+decision had acted swiftly. As the blaze of the
+gun-fire broke out astern of him, and before the
+first German gun had fired a round, he had swung
+the leading division four points off its course.
+As the British destroyer tore on up the line, he
+swung inwards again and closed on her to engage
+on her disengaged side. As a piece of tactics it
+was pretty and well performed, but nothing can
+be judged to perfection in war, and this evolution
+was no exception to the rule. As he closed in on
+the British leader, she started her broadside on
+her second quarry,&mdash;an opponent better prepared
+than her first,&mdash;and the snow-laden air quivered
+to the shock of furiously worked guns. The
+flashes lit the contending ships in rippling,
+blinding light, and across the foaming waters
+that the fighters left in their passage, the drifting
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span>
+snow showed up like flying gold. At short
+range the leading German division broke in
+with a burst of rapid fire, and in his swift
+glance towards this menace from his disengaged
+side the British leader saw the flaw
+in his enemy's harness. The last of the German
+division was too far astern for safety in view
+of the fact that the British ship was at the
+moment fighting-mad. The German leader
+had a glimpse of a high bow swinging round
+towards him in the midst of salvoes of bursting
+shell&mdash;then came an increased burst of
+firing from down the line astern, followed by
+a great crash and a dull booming explosion.
+The gun-fire died down and stopped as the
+guns' crews lost sight of their target, until
+the scattered flotilla was running on in the
+same darkness as had preceded the fight,
+though in far different condition. The German
+leader was not sure as to what had happened
+to the first of his command to be attacked, but
+he knew well what had come to the rear ship
+of his own division. She had been blown
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span>
+up in the shock of being rammed by the
+English madman, and although she had probably
+taken her slayer with her, she had left
+an impression on the minds of the rest of the
+flotilla on the subject of what odds an English
+ship considered to be equal, that would take
+some considerable drilling to eradicate. He
+flashed out a signal to tell his unseen ships
+to concentrate, and the signal, shaded as it
+was, drew down a salvo of shell from half a
+mile away on his quarter. At full speed he
+tore on for home, realising a fact that he had
+only suspected before&mdash;that the savage who
+had attacked him had been but the forerunner
+of a flotilla of unknown numbers and strength.
+The crackling sound of battle&mdash;a battle at
+a longer range now&mdash;passed on and died down
+as the unheeding snow smothered both light
+and sound. Both flotillas were occupied, and
+in their occupation had no time to think of
+what was left astern of them,&mdash;a shattered
+German destroyer stopped, helpless, and an
+easy prey for the returning British&mdash;a litter
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span>
+of lifebelts, corpses, and wreckage, that marked
+the grave of the rammed ship&mdash;and a barely-floating
+hulk, her stern and half her deck
+only above water, that lay rolling to the
+swell; a broken monument to a man who had
+fought a good fight and gone to his death
+with the sound of the trumpets of the Hall
+of all Brave Men calling in his ears.</p>
+
+<p>The Boy twisted the seaman's silk handkerchief
+more tightly round his left wrist, and
+drew another fold across his broken hand. He
+snapped his orders out furiously, and men
+hastened to obey them. He knew that his
+after-gun was the only one above water, and
+that the sloping island of the stern that formed
+its support was not likely to retain buoyancy
+long, but so long as there were survivors
+clustered aft and dry ammunition with which
+they might load, he was going to be ready
+for fighting. To the luck that caused one
+of his flotilla to lose touch in the chase and
+blunder across him, he owed the fact that he
+was ever able to fight again. She came tearing
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span>
+by down wind&mdash;threw the narrow beam
+of a searchlight full on to him&mdash;and recognising
+by that extraordinary nautical "eye
+for a ship," which can see all when a landsman
+could see nothing, that the sloping battered
+wreck was the remnant of a ship of her own
+class, turned on a wide sweep to investigate.
+The Boy knew nothing of her nationality, and
+cared less what her intentions were. In the
+midst of a litter of ammunition, wounded men,
+and half-drowned or frozen survivors, he
+slammed shell at her from his sightless and
+tilted gun till his store of dry cartridges
+dwindled and failed him. His shooting was
+execrable; he could hardly make out the dark
+blotch that was his target as, astonished and
+silent, she circled round him. Savage and
+berserk, he fired till his last round was gone,
+then drew his motley collection of ratings
+around him, and with pistol, knife, and spanner
+they waited for their chance to board.</p>
+
+<p>A long black hull slid cautiously into view
+and closed them, till up against the beating
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span>
+snow and rising wind a voice roared out
+through a megaphone a sentence which no
+German could ever attempt to copy&mdash;"You
+blank, blank, blank," it said, "are you all
+something mad?"</p>
+
+<p>The Boy stood up, and his wounded hand
+just then began to hurt him very much. "No
+sir," he called in reply. "I'm sorry, sir; I
+made a mistake. We've got a lot of wounded
+here."</p>
+
+<p>The night seemed to turn suddenly very
+cold, and he realised that at some moment
+since the collision he must have been in the
+water.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The Boy did not see her till he had left the
+train and was half-way along the station
+platform. Then she came forward from the
+ticket-collector's barrier, and he discovered
+with a start that not only was the sun shining,
+but that the world was a very good place
+to be alive in. He dropped his suit-case to
+shake hands, and then hastily snatched it up
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span>
+to forestall her attempt to carry it for him.
+She turned and piloted him out of the station
+to where an ancient "growler" waited, its
+steed dozing in the sunshine. "I ordered this
+old thing, as I thought you mightn't be strong
+enough to walk, but you're not such an
+invalid as I expected. The carrier is bringing
+your luggage." The lady spoke, looking
+him carefully over from under the shade of
+her hat.</p>
+
+<p>"Walk! Yes, of course I can. I'm not an
+invalid. I&mdash;No, I mean&mdash;let's drive." He
+slung his suit-case hastily in through the open
+cab door.</p>
+
+<p>The lady seemed to see nothing inconsistent
+in his incoherencies. She may have possibly
+followed his train of thought. She merely
+nodded, and reached in for his suit-case, which
+she swung easily upwards, to be received by
+the driver and placed on the roof. She then
+stepped in, and watched as the Boy cautiously
+entered and took his station beside her. With
+what seemed almost a yawn, the old horse
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span>
+roused and began to work up to his travelling
+pace, a possible five miles to the hour.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Boy," said the lady, "and what sort
+of a time did they give you in hospital?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;quite decent, you know; but mighty
+little to eat. I believe they put every one on
+low diet as soon as they get there just to keep
+them humble and quiet."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, your mother's just dying to feed you up,
+so you'll get awfully fat soon. How's the hand?"</p>
+
+<p>The Boy stretched out his left arm and showed
+a suspiciously inert-looking brown glove. "Only
+three fingers gone and some bits missing. It's
+stopped my golf all right, though."</p>
+
+<p>"But you'll still be able to hunt and shoot
+and you'll work up some sort of a golf handicap
+again when you're used to it. What was the
+battle like, Boy?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;just the usual sort of destroyer scrap.
+We saw them first in our packet, and so we
+got most of it. It was a good scrap, though."</p>
+
+<p>"Will you be able to go to sea again, or will
+they&mdash;&mdash;?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span>
+ The Boy flushed and leaned back. "Of course
+I will&mdash;I've got a hand and a half, and they
+can't stick me in a shore job when I've got
+that much." The lady put a hand swiftly out
+and rested it on the padded brown glove. "Of
+course they can't. Sorry, Boy. I never thought
+they would, you know." The Boy instantly
+brought his right hand across, and, catching
+the sympathetic hand that lay on his glove,
+kissed it with decision. He then leaned back
+again to the musty padding of the cab, rather
+shocked at his own temerity. The lady, however,
+showed no signs of confusion at all.</p>
+
+<p>"How long sick leave did they give you?
+Do you have to go back to the hospital, or
+do you just report at the Admiralty?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know,&mdash;look here, when are we
+going to be engaged?"</p>
+
+<p>"When we're old enough, Boy&mdash;if you're good.
+Are you going to be?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's a bet," said the Boy firmly. "So
+long as I know it's going to be all right, I'll
+be awfully good. What are you going to do
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span>
+with me on leave? I can't dig trenches for
+peas now&mdash;at least, not properly."</p>
+
+<p>"No; but if you took a little more interest
+in the subject, you'd know that at this time
+of year you can pick them. Now, here's your
+house, and you're going in to see your mother,
+and I'm going home; and you're not to laugh
+at her if she cries, and&mdash;pay attention, Boy&mdash;there's
+no need for you to wear that glove on
+your hand; she isn't a baby any more than
+I am."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span></p>
+<h2>AN URGENT COURTSHIP.</h2>
+
+<p class="center">[Written with a lot of assistance from a partner.]</p>
+
+<p>The solitary figure in the R.N. Barracks
+smoking-room rose, stretched himself, and
+lounged across to a table to change his evening
+paper for a later edition.</p>
+
+<p>"Hullo! old sportsman. Where's everybody?"</p>
+
+<p>The "sportsman"&mdash;a precise-looking surgeon
+who wore a wound-stripe on his cuff&mdash;looked
+round from the litter of newspapers he had
+been turning over.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, lumme! if it ain't James the Giant-Killer.
+Here, waiter! Hi! Two sherry&mdash;quick!
+What the deuce brings you here, James?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just down from the North,&mdash;joining the
+<i>Great Harry</i> to-morrow. Where's every one?
+Is there an air-raid on, and were the cellars
+too full for you, my hack-saw expert?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span>
+ "They were not. They're damn near empty,
+worse luck. But the Depôt Boxing is on to-night,
+and I'd be there too, only it's my turn
+for guard. It's no good your going now, you
+old pug; they'll finish in half an hour, and it's
+a mile away."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! Well, I'm tired, anyway. I want dinner
+and then a bed. Of all filthy games, give me
+a war-time train journey. I've found a cabin
+here, and I found a bath, and I won't quarrel
+with any one for an hour or two."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, you may as well keep the cabin
+while you've got it, because the <i>Great Harry</i>
+is having her mountings altered, and won't
+commission for a week yet."</p>
+
+<p>James Rainer swivelled round in his chair
+to take the sherry glass from the waiter.
+"Here's luck, Doc. I thought she commissioned
+to-morrow, though."</p>
+
+<p>"Gun trials to-day, and the experts didn't
+like her. Not much wrong, I believe, but she's
+delayed a week. Here's long life and a&mdash;&mdash;"
+The surgeon paused and put his glass down.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span>
+James Rainer stared at him somewhat truculently.</p>
+
+<p>"James, my boy, I was forgetting. Your
+little flapper's here. Ah! I see you know all
+about that."</p>
+
+<p>"Doc.&mdash;you're an ass; I wasn't thinking of
+that at all."</p>
+
+<p>The surgeon leaned back in his arm-chair
+and prepared to enjoy himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! James, me old friend&mdash;pot companion
+of me youth! What a chicken-butcher you
+are! If only you hadn't been so young; two
+years ago, was it not? How the years do roll
+on, to be sure. And what a little romance it
+was&mdash;the blue-eyed flag-lieutenant and the
+admiral's daughter&mdash;<i>always</i> the first two down
+to breakfast. And we used to hear, too, in
+the Yard, of the little expeditions when you
+were detailed to take her back to school and&mdash;<i>No!</i>
+hands off! Would you touch me with a
+cheild in me arrms? Let me go and I'll tell
+you all about her&mdash;and look out for my drink,
+you great ruffian."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span>
+ "Never mind your drink." James released
+the surgeon's head from under his arm and sat
+down again. "Is she down here?"</p>
+
+<p>"She is, James&mdash;and she's a devilish pretty
+girl now, too. If it wasn't that we're most of
+us crocks here we'd&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>A signalman entered and glanced inquiringly
+round the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Who is it for, signalman? Anybody
+hurt?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir." The man looked at his signal-pad
+again. "Send despatch officer to Admiralty
+House instantly."</p>
+
+<p>"Help!" The surgeon turned to Rainer.
+"There's only one available to-night, and he's
+at the Boxing. It's probably only stuff to be
+brought back here. What about&mdash;&mdash;? But I
+forgot, you're tired, aren't you? They'd better
+telephone."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer picked up his cap. "I'm not supposed
+to join till to-morrow night, and I'm going even
+if it means another filthy railway journey.
+'Night, Doc!"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span>
+ The door banged decisively, and the surgeon
+chuckled at some deep jest of his own.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>Vice-Admiral Sir Charles Woodcote grunted
+ferociously as a knock sounded at his study
+door.</p>
+
+<p>"Come in!" he barked. "Who is it?"</p>
+
+<p>He looked up to see a tall clean-shaven lieutenant
+enter&mdash;a broad-shouldered athletic figure
+with a heavy jaw and twinkling grey eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Eh&mdash;Rainer, how are you, my boy? I was
+expecting the despatch officer."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir; but as I was at a loose end at the
+barracks I came myself. I'm joining the&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"The <i>Great Harry</i>&mdash;yes, so you are. Well,
+it's a long time since I saw you. You must
+come and dine with us before you sail. Now,
+you'd better get off with these. I'm going to
+send you in the car." He pressed a bell and a
+seaman entered. "The big car at once, <i>and</i> the
+headlights. Tell Thompson to hurry up."</p>
+
+<p>"Please, sir, Thompson's hurt his wrist, sir.
+Starting the&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span>
+ "<i>Confound</i> Thompson&mdash;he's always doing it.
+<i>Why</i> does he do it? Eh? Eh? You can't tell
+me? Tell Miss Ruth to get the other car round
+at once, d'you hear?"</p>
+
+<p>"Now, Rainer," said the Admiral, "here's
+the despatch. Take it to Shortholme aerodrome,
+and bring a receipt back, d'you hear? and keep
+that girl of mine out of mischief. <i>Come</i> in!"</p>
+
+<p>The door opened, and a slim leather-coated
+figure appeared. Rainer tried to keep his eyes
+on the Admiral, but failed dismally, his efforts
+resulting in a distressing squint. His flapper
+of two years ago was now a calm, self-possessed,
+and extremely pretty girl, who, in her rôle of
+amateur chauffeur, did not seem even to be aware
+of his presence in the room.</p>
+
+<p>"The car is ready, father," she said, and
+vanished, leaving the startled Rainer gaping at
+a vision of neat black gaiters beneath her short
+skirt.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you'd better get on then," said the
+Admiral. "But, by the way, tell Forrest&mdash;Wing-Commander
+Forrest&mdash;to keep an eye on
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span>
+his machines. There are three German prisoners
+loose near here&mdash;two pilots and a mechanic from
+their Flying Corps. They may try and steal a
+machine to get away on. Tell him to lock up
+his hangars, or whatever he calls the things, and&mdash;all
+right&mdash;get on&mdash;get on. What are you
+waiting for?"</p>
+
+<p>Rainer, nothing loath, took his dismissal. He
+hurried across the hall, cramming the despatch,
+in its stiff parchment envelope, into the inside
+pocket of his overcoat as he went. The car was
+standing purring at the door, a leakage of light
+from the side-lamps shining on a demure little
+face behind the screen, and showing him also
+that the back near-side door was standing invitingly
+open.</p>
+
+<p>"You little darling," he thought, "as if you
+didn't <i>know</i> what you are in for." He firmly
+closed the back door, sat down in the vacant
+front seat, and reached over to pull in a rug
+from behind him. As he did so the clutch was
+gently engaged and the car slid quietly down
+the drive.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span>
+ "It's jolly nice your driving me like this,
+Miss Woodcote," he said. "Do you drive many
+despatch officers?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, yes, Mr Rainer; Thompson and I take
+turns at it."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you an official chauffeur, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have been for some time now."</p>
+
+<p>"Always here?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I was at Portsmouth a bit."</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed? How far is it to Shortcombe?"</p>
+
+<p>"About twenty miles, by this road."</p>
+
+<p>"You didn't seem surprised to see me in your
+father's study."</p>
+
+<p>The car dodged round a tram and began a
+louder purr as it felt the open road ahead.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Hickson told me you had come."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! he did, did he? Did Hickson tell you
+anything else?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; and I don't think it's quite nice for an
+officer to bribe a butler to write and tell him
+things about his master's daughter."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm damned. Hickson is a scoundrel.
+I told him he wasn't to."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span>
+ "Well, he did tell. I made him. And I think
+it was very wrong of you."</p>
+
+<p>"But I'd always looked after you before, and
+it's only natural I should like to hear you weren't
+getting into trouble after my eagle eye had left
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind about eagle eyes. It was very
+rude, and it mustn't go on."</p>
+
+<p>"It won't. I promise you."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Woodcote, a little piqued at such easy
+acquiescence, drove in silence for a few minutes,
+then, unable to restrain her curiosity, fell into
+the trap.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm glad to hear you say so. It was
+a silly thing to do."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it was, perhaps. But the necessity for
+it has gone now, so I don't mind."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean by that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm going to marry you now you're
+grown up, so&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Will you please stop talking nonsense?"</p>
+
+<p>"Will you marry me?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span>
+ "Well, that's one proposal over. I think a
+girl can't be very distant with a man who's
+proposed to her, can she? It implies a certain
+intimacy, so to speak...?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"It means, you see, a secret shared together,
+and that should...."</p>
+
+<p>A stony silence.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course&mdash;it's not the only secret we've
+had together. There was the matter of the
+fire in the kitchen, when we were making
+toffee and upset the paraffin...."</p>
+
+<p>Still silence.</p>
+
+<p>"You know two years ago I was going to
+marry you if I could, and I knew that you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"What did you know?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you knew I'd never let you marry
+any one else."</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Rainer&mdash;will you please be quiet? I
+don't want to speak to you."</p>
+
+<p>"Damn," said Rainer, leaning back sulkily.</p>
+
+<p>"And don't swear, please."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer sat up again. "Haven't I got cause
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span>
+for swearing? We've come ten miles and I
+wanted to kiss you before we'd done twenty.
+You're wasting time, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want to kiss any one, and certainly
+not you."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer's confidence began to evaporate slightly.
+This was not quite the flapper he had known.
+He sighed heavily, and, leaning back again,
+turned slightly away from her, wishing that
+he had eyes in the back of his head.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Woodcote, secure in the knowledge that
+he was not so favoured by nature, had glanced
+three times in his direction before the trouble
+started. The car whirled round a corner, its
+speed regulated more by the state of the
+driver's temper than by good judgment, and
+the headlights shone full on a heavy farm cart
+which lay right across the road. There was
+a grinding of brakes, a lurch and skid, and
+Rainer had just time to throw a protecting
+arm across Ruth as the collision occurred. The
+screen went to pieces as the headlights went
+out, and the frightened Rainer and the extremely
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span>
+angry chauffeuse stared at each other
+in the dim glow of the side-lamps.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you hurt? Are you all right?
+<i>Ruth</i>...."</p>
+
+<p>"The <i>beasts</i>, the <i>beasts</i>. I've <i>never</i> hit anything
+before. <i>Oh!</i> Just look at all the glass."</p>
+
+<p>The tone of her voice reassured the trembling
+lover beside her, and rising to his feet, he
+began to shed his overcoat.</p>
+
+<p>"Cheer up," he said. "There mayn't be as
+much damage as you think. We'll have a
+look at it. Hullo!"</p>
+
+<p>Two dark figures showed by the near side
+of the bonnet, and a harsh voice rasped out:
+"Out of the car and put your hands up.
+Quickly, now, or you'll get hurt."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer obeyed part of the order with startling
+alacrity. This was a straightforward and
+simple problem to deal with compared with
+the attempt to instil sense into an unreasonable,
+albeit delightful, girl. His overcoat dropped
+to the floor-boards and he landed on the road
+at the same moment. Two to one in a bad
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span>
+light was very fair odds, he felt, and he only
+regretted that he had not got his gloves on,
+as he foresaw broken knuckles for himself by
+the morning.</p>
+
+<p>He shuffled forward a few feet and went in
+for his left-hand adversary. The left feint
+was only a concession to orthodoxy, but the
+right hook which followed it was delivered
+with a grunt and twist that meant business.
+He sprang back at once behind the side-lamp,
+perfectly satisfied that the recipient of the blow
+was going to be a sleeping partner for some
+minutes at least. The second man came forward
+a little doubtfully, swearing in excellent
+German. Rainer heard a cry from Ruth
+and turned half round. A third opponent had
+appeared from behind the car, and a club or
+heavy stick was whirling over his head. For
+an instant Rainer hesitated, then tried to
+jump in under the weapon. He felt as he
+did so that it was too late, but he arrived
+safely on his man's chest, clutching for the
+upraised arm. The left hand seized something
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span>
+it had not expected to find&mdash;a girl's hand in a
+leather glove. The club-man roared with rage,
+swung round and struck savagely behind him.
+Rainer had a glimpse of a white face going
+down, and a little moan of pain from the
+ground sent him berserk. An arm came
+around his throat from behind, and he knew
+that what he had to do must be done quickly.
+He tripped the club-man and hurled himself
+sideways and back. The three figures, swaying
+and straining together, struck the car and
+came down. Rainer felt the arm round his
+neck slip and change to a hand. The owner
+of the hand instantly began to regret this, as
+Rainer's teeth were not only in good condition
+but had a grip like a bull-dog's. The club-man
+began to scream, and not without reason.
+To be held against a car-wheel by a twelve-stone
+rough-and-tumble expert who doesn't
+mind being killed if only he leaves his mark
+on you, is a bad position for any man to be
+in. Rainer's hands were on his throat, the
+knuckles working and straining upwards for
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span>
+the carotids, and Rainer's legs were quietly
+but surely engaged in breaking his left ankle.</p>
+
+<p>Then the man with the prisoned hand began
+to talk rapidly, and Rainer threw his reserve
+strength into his hands. He knew what was
+coming. His first opponent had awakened. He
+felt the man behind him wriggle his body clear,
+and then came a smashing concussion. With a
+feeling of regret that he had not been allowed
+another ten seconds' grip he sank into oblivion.</p>
+
+<p>Two men rose from beside him and leaned
+panting and gasping against the car. One of
+them subsided and sat on the running board,
+his breath rasping and tearing in his throat.
+The man who had felt Rainer's punch dropped
+the club, took off a side-lamp and made a hasty
+examination of the front of the car. Returning,
+he spoke in short abrupt sentences to the others,
+and assisted the seated man to his feet with
+a kick. The three stood and listened for a
+moment, then broke through the hedge and
+vanished into the night.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span>
+ It seemed to Rainer in his dreams that his
+ship was coaling. He could hear the crash
+and rattle and roar of the winches, and there
+was a gritty taste in his mouth as if he was
+working in the collier's hold. He spat out a
+mouthful of dust and lifted his head. No&mdash;they
+weren't coaling. He was lying against a
+very hard and nobbly car, and he had a devil
+of a headache. He considered the situation a
+moment, and then woke up suddenly with a
+cold feeling of fear. He rose and steadied himself
+by a wing, then looked round. Yes, there
+she was, a few feet away, and at the sight of
+her his strength came back. He knelt down
+and lifted her shoulders. She moved a little
+and moaned. With trembling fingers he felt
+the top of her head and found that the cap
+was gone, and that there was a suspiciously
+sticky lump on her forehead. He felt for his
+handkerchief, but remembered that it was in
+his overcoat. Lifting the girl in his arms he
+tottered to the car and sat down in the front
+seat, while he searched the coat pockets. He
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span>
+found the handkerchief, and noted, as a side-issue,
+that the despatches were still there. Unscrewing
+the filling cap of the petrol tank he
+plunged the handkerchief in, but turned his
+head at a voice at his elbow.</p>
+
+<p>"Jim! What are you doing?"</p>
+
+<p>"Thank God! Ruth, lie still. I'm going to
+put some petrol on your head."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Ooo!</i>" The lady had straightened up in
+her seat. "My poor head&mdash;it does hurt. Jim!
+if you put petrol on my head I'll <i>never</i> marry
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"But, darling&mdash;I&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't do it. Have you got the despatches?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. I don't think they were after them.
+Ruth, d'you know that chap would have brained
+me if you hadn't tackled him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why did you kiss me just before I woke up?"</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't. I swear I didn't."</p>
+
+<p>"You did. I know you did."</p>
+
+<p>"I&mdash;I&mdash;Ruth, were you angry?"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you think you might see if you can
+move the car, or do something useful?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span>
+ "Ruth, were you? Ruth, I say&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Jim, there's a car coming. All right, be
+quick. That will do. <i>There</i>, you old brute&mdash;now
+go and meet that car. Give me your
+hanky."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer reluctantly dodged round the farm
+cart, holding a side-lamp in his hand. The
+headache was forgotten, and the world seemed
+a remarkably pleasant place in spite of bruises
+and stiff joints. The car pulled up and a group
+of figures came towards him. "Hullo," said
+one, "what's all this?"</p>
+
+<p>Rainer recognised the speaker. "That you
+Deane?" he replied. "Three escaped Huns
+have attacked us. They've gone now. I was
+bringing despatches for the Wing-Commander,
+but they didn't get them. Miss Woodcote's in
+the car. She's smashed&mdash;the car, I mean&mdash;and
+she's had a blow on the head from a club."</p>
+
+<p>"Lord! Those are our men. They walked
+out to one of our machines at dusk just after
+it landed, but they ran when they were challenged.
+We're after them now."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span>
+ "Well, they can't get far. One's groggy and
+one's lame. What about Miss Woodcote? She'll
+have to be sent home. She's got a nasty crack
+on the head."</p>
+
+<p>"We'll send her to Admiralty House in this
+lorry. Give me the despatches and you go back
+with her. I'm going to spread my men out and
+hunt the fields. They must have been after your
+car."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer walked back as the air-mechanics
+began to move the farm cart out of the road.
+"Ruth," he said, "we're going back on this
+lorry. I've handed the despatches over, and
+I'm going to take you home."</p>
+
+<p>"Only ten miles, Jim, and you expected forty,
+didn't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I did, but I hoped to have kissed you all the
+last twenty of them, you little angel."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Jim, it looks a very dark lorry, doesn't
+it? But as for kissing me in the other car&mdash;&mdash;Well,
+you may have decided on the last twenty
+miles, but I had arranged for the last hundred
+yards up the drive. Why? You silly old thing.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span>
+I can't do two things properly at once, and I
+made up my mind when we started I was not
+going to be kissed when I was driving. Carry
+me across carefully, Jim, dear. I'm feeling rather
+fragile now...."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span></p>
+<h2>LOOKING AFT.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">I'm the donkey-man of a dingy tramp<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">They launched in 'Eighty-one,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rickety, old, and leaky too&mdash;but some o' the rivets are shining new<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Beneath our after-gun.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">An' she an' meself are off to sea<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">From out o' the breaker's hands,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' we laugh to find such an altered game, for devil a thing we found the same<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">When we came off the land.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">We used to carry a freight of trash<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">That younger ships would scorn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But now we're running a decent trade&mdash;howitzer-shell and hand-grenade,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or best Alberta corn.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span>
+ <span class="i2">We used to sneak an' smouch along<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Wi' rusty side an' rails,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hoot an' bellow of liners proud&mdash;"Give us the room that we're allowed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Get out o' the track&mdash;the Mails!"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">We sometimes met&mdash;an' took their wash&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">The 'aughty ships o' war,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' we dips to them&mdash;an' they to us&mdash;an' on they went in a tearin' fuss,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">But now they count us more.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">For now we're "England's Hope and Pride"&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">The Mercantile Marine,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Bring us the goods and food we lack, because we're hungry, Merchant Jack"<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">(As often I have been).<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">"You're the man to save us now,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We look to you to win;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wot'd yer like? A rise o' pay? We'll give whatever you like to say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">But bring the cargoes in."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span>
+ <span class="i2">An' here we are in the danger zone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Wi' escorts all around,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Destroyers a-racing to and fro&mdash;"We will show you the way to go,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' guide you safe an' sound."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">"An' did you cross in a comfy way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or did you have to run?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' is the patch on your hull we see the mark of a bump in 'Ninety-three,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or the work of a German gun?"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">"We'll lead you now, and keep beside,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' call to all the Fleet,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Clear the road and sweep us in&mdash;he carries a freight we need to win,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">A golden load of wheat."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">Yes, we're the hope of England now,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And rank wi' the Navy too;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' all the papers speak us fair&mdash;"Nothing he will not lightly dare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Nothing he fears to do."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span>
+ <span class="i2">"Be polite to Merchant Jack,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Who brings you in the meat,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For if he went on a striking lay, you'd have to go on your knees and pray,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">With never a bone to eat."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">But you can lay your papers down<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' set your fears aside,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For we will keep the ocean free&mdash;we o' the clean an' open sea&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">To break the German pride.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">We won't go canny or strike for pay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or say we need a rest;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But you get on wi' the blinkin' War&mdash;an' not so much o' your strikes ashore,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or givin' the German best.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span></p>
+<h2>GRIT.</h2>
+
+<p>The Captain of H.M. T.B.D. <i>Upavon</i> was in
+a bad humour. He had decided when he
+left harbour that this patrol was going to be
+an uninteresting one, as the area allotted to
+him covered no traffic lane, and was therefore
+unlikely to hold an enemy within its boundaries.
+The dulness of a blank horizon had
+continued to confirm him in his opinion since
+the patrol began. He spoke from his arm-chair
+as the First Lieutenant struggled into
+his oilskins preparatory to going on deck for
+the First Watch.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't care what courses you steer so long
+as you work along to the west'ard and keep
+the alterations logged. Beat across in twelve-mile
+tacks, and tell your relief to do the same.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span>
+I'll be keeping the morning, and I'll turn
+round and work east at six. Got it?"</p>
+
+<p>The First Lieutenant intimated that he had
+"got it," and, pulling his sou'wester well down
+over his ears, passed out: he was none too
+cheerful at the moment himself. The rain
+had been beating down in heavy streams since
+dusk, and the long oily swell that had been
+with them since leaving harbour had, although
+it had not wetted their rails, made the steady
+rolling rather monotonous.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The big tramp steamer might have had a
+fighting chance if it had not been for the
+torpedo. It hit fairly abreast her bridge,
+and two boats at the port-davits broke to
+splinters above the explosion, while the wireless
+instruments developed defects that would
+have taken a week to cure. The Chief Mate
+never saw the periscope. The explosion, and
+the sight of a hard white line stretching away
+to port at right angles to their course, were
+impressed on his brain simultaneously. It
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span>
+was a few seconds later when he rose shakily
+to his feet and mechanically set the engine-room
+telegraphs to "stop." As he did so, the
+Captain arrived with a rush on the bridge
+and released him from his post. He hurried
+below to examine the damage, and to fight,
+by every means possible to seamanship, the
+great Atlantic waters that he knew must by
+then be flooding nearly half the hold-space
+of the ship. Ships have reached harbour with
+worse damage than she had received, and she
+might have added another name to the list
+of tributes to good seamanship had not the
+enemy risen astern of them to complete his
+work. A shell hummed over them, skimming
+the tilted deck from two thousand yards
+away. The second shell arrived as the tramp's
+stern-gun fired, and the steamer quivered to
+a dull rumbling shock that told of a well-delayed
+fuse and a raking shot.</p>
+
+<p>The tramp's big propeller threshed along,
+half out of water, as her Captain rang down
+for speed with which to dodge and man&oelig;uvre;
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span>
+but the vicious shells came steadily home into
+her, and it was a question only of whether
+the straining bulkheads forward would go
+before her stern was blown in. The stern-gun
+could hardly be depressed enough to get a
+clear view of its target, and Fritz knew it.
+The Chief Mate reckoned that it was about
+the twelfth shell that finished them. Following
+its explosion, he heard a noise that told
+him much,&mdash;a hissing, rushing sound of air
+from beneath his feet&mdash;the sigh of flooding
+holds.</p>
+
+<p>There was little time, but they did what
+they could. The gun's crew, wrestling with
+a refractory cartridge-box lid, hardly seemed
+to look up as the tramp sank, carrying them
+down as so many British seamen have gone
+down, intent only on the job in hand. In
+five minutes' time the ocean was clear again
+save for a half-dozen bobbing heads clustered
+round a small white upturned boat.</p>
+
+<p>The sea, that from the deck of the tramp
+had seemed to be only a long gentle swell,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span>
+now appeared tremendous and threatening.
+With a cable's length between their smooth
+crests the big hills came majestically on, giving
+the numbed survivors glimpses of the empty
+spaces of the sea at intervals before lowering
+them back to the broad dark valleys between.
+For a few minutes the men simply paddled
+their feet in silence as they clung with unnecessary
+strength to the life-lines, stem, and
+stern-posts of the capsized boat; then the
+Chief Mate called to two of them by name.
+He gave the white-bearded, semi-conscious
+figure he supported into their charge and
+commenced diving, or rather ducking down,
+under the gunwale. He was blue with cold
+and weariness before he gained his object&mdash;a
+heavy eighteen-foot ash oar. The other two
+men came to his assistance, and between them
+they succeeded in passing the oar-loom across
+and under the boat, and in working it about
+until it caught and held at the far side. It
+took the Chief Mate a ghastly quarter of an
+hour before he could climb to the swaying
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span>
+keel, but once there he easily hauled the
+lighter of his assistants up beside him. With
+the other man steadying the loom in position,
+they swung their weight back on the painter
+clove-hitched to the bending blade. Time after
+time the oar slipped and had to be replaced,
+and on each failure the cramped workers
+panted and shivered a while before patiently
+setting to the task again. As they toiled, the
+send of the swell worked the boat broadside
+on, and suddenly as they threw back on the
+line she came sharply over, throwing them
+into the sea before they could clutch the
+rising gunwale with their hands. Followed
+an hour of heart-breaking baling with caps
+and hands, and then one by one the six came
+aboard&mdash;the old Captain, who in the face
+of active work was recovering consciousness,
+insisting on being at any rate one of the last
+three to leave the water.</p>
+
+<p>The Chief Mate collapsed at once across the
+after-thwart. He had been working with the
+strength of desperation, and the effort had
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span>
+been great. The others knelt or sat on the
+thwarts, staring around them as they swung
+periodically on the crests of the waves in
+hungry desire for the sight of help. One man
+faced aft and began swearing, cursing the
+cold, the Germans, the war, and, in a curious
+twist of recollection, the ship's cook, who had
+died twenty minutes before, but who had done
+so suffering under the accusation of having
+stolen the swearer's sugar ration. The Captain
+rose, steadying himself by a hand on the
+gunwale: "Stop that swearing, you," he
+said; "lay aft here and rummage these lockers.
+You other hands, muster the gear in the boat
+and clear away the raffle. Mr Johnson, you
+and I will bail for an hour; the boat is
+leaking, and we'll take the first spell. We
+want warming, I think."</p>
+
+<p>The Chief Mate raised his head from against
+the thwart&mdash;"I can't bale, sir; let the men
+do it. I'm done."</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Johnson, I'm sixty-five years old and
+I'm going to bale, and I'm captain of this ship."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span>
+ The Chief Mate clawed himself up to a
+kneeling position, and taking a sodden cap
+from the stern-sheets set feebly to work. As
+he went on he warmed a little, and the deadly
+feeling of despair began to leave him. The
+movements of men about him as they hunted
+for missing masts and oars roused him at
+length to an oath at a seaman who lurched
+against him.</p>
+
+<p>An hour later the dusk closed down, and
+with two men baling wearily the boat rose
+and fell to what was undoubtedly a threatening
+sea, tugging and jerking at her sea anchor.
+The other four crouched in the stern-sheets,
+huddled together to find warmth beneath the
+beating rain.</p>
+
+<p>"If the sail wasn't gone, sir, would you 'ave
+tried to make land?" A seaman spoke, his
+cheek against the Chief Mate's serge sleeve.</p>
+
+<p>"I would, Hanson; and if we had two sound
+oars, I'd use those too," said the old Captain.
+"But even like this, I'm not going to give in
+or stop trying."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span>
+ One of the balers dropped his cap and leaned
+sideways across the stern-sheets. "Tell 'em
+the truth, sir," he said. "I know, and both
+you officers know. If we had sails and oars
+too and a fair wind, we couldn't make land
+under a week. We'll not live three days in
+this cold and on this ration, and there's no
+traffic here. For Gawd's sake stop shammin',
+an' let's take our medicine quiet."</p>
+
+<p>The Chief Mate swore and started to rise,
+but the Captain checked him. "One moment,
+Mr Johnson," he said, and turned to the
+ex-baler: "Listen now, my lad; it's not that
+you're afraid, it's just that you haven't got
+guts, that's your trouble. I'm an old man
+and I've got to die soon anyhow, so it oughtn't
+to matter to me. But I tell <i>you</i> that I'm
+going to work till I freeze stiff on this job,
+and I'll never stop trying if every one of you
+does. It's true, there isn't much chance for
+us, but there <i>is</i> a chance, and I won't let go
+of it. If we were told to come this route,
+it means some one else may be told to use it.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span>
+There may be a ship just over the horizon
+now. I tell you, I don't want some one to
+pick me up drifting about and say, 'They
+haven't been dead an hour yet; if they'd used
+a bit more pluck they'd have pulled through.
+No, by God, the man that sank my ship thinks
+he's finished me, but as long as I can lift a
+hand I'll try to beat him. I'll sail ships yet
+in his dirty German teeth, and I'll take you
+with me in my fo'c'sle. Now get on and bale
+till your watch is up."</p>
+
+<p>The man reached forward to the floating
+cap and without a word continued to use it,
+ladling the icy water overside in pitifully
+small quantities. The white-bearded captain
+subsided again beside the Chief Mate.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The <i>Upavon</i> was still rolling heavily as her
+Captain came on the bridge for the morning
+watch. She rolled a little uneasily now, and
+there was a suspicion of a "top" to the seas
+as they lifted her. The Captain glowered at
+the crescent moon&mdash;having lost none of his
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span>
+ill-humour in the night,&mdash;while the Sub-Lieutenant
+nervously turned over the watch to him.</p>
+
+<p>"And we're to turn east at six, and the
+First Lieutenant said to be careful to log all
+alterations&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The Captain dismissed him abruptly and
+turned away. As if he didn't know his own
+orders! Nice thing to be told them by a
+young cub like that! He would alter round
+just when he liked, of course. Damn the
+rain! He'd alter course now and run down
+before the wind. If those young beggars
+thought he was going to spend the next two
+hours facing the rain, they were very much
+mistaken. Why, when he'd been their age
+he'd faced more rain than they were ever
+likely to meet, so&mdash;he spoke an order, and
+the ship came slowly round through ten points
+of the compass.</p>
+
+<p>"Steady, now. How's her head? South?
+All right; put that in the log&mdash;time, four-twenty...."</p>
+
+<p>It was six-thirty, and the dawn and two
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span>
+cups of cocoa had removed a good deal of the
+Captain's temper. He lit a cigarette and faced
+to windward to look at the coming weather.</p>
+
+<p>"M'm," he soliloquised; "and it's going to
+breeze up a bit too. There'll be some breaking
+seas by noon."</p>
+
+<p>As he was turning to continue his pacing
+of the bridge, he started and fumbled for his
+binoculars. He stared a while to windward,
+and then, without lowering the glasses, spoke&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Starboard fifteen, quartermaster.... Steady,
+now.... Steer for that white boat on the
+port bow,&mdash;see it?... <i>Messenger!</i> go down
+and tell the First Lieutenant I want him; and
+call the surgeon, too."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A MAXIM.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When the foe is pressing and the shells come down<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In a stream like maxim fire,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When the long grey ranks seem to thicken all the while,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And they stamp on the last of the wire,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When all along the line comes a whisper on the wind<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That you hear through the drumming of the guns:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"They are through over there and the right is in the air,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"And there isn't any end to the Huns."<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">Then keep along a-shooting till you can't shoot more,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hit 'em with a shovel on the head.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Don't forget a lot of folk have beaten them before,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And a Hun'll never hurt you if he's dead.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If you're in a hole and your hopes begin to fail,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If you're in a losing fight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Think a bit of Jonah in the belly of the whale,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>'Cause-he-got-out-all-right</i>.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span></p>
+<h2>FROM A FAR COUNTRY.</h2>
+
+<p>Announced by the jangling of the curtain that
+he had almost brought down with his heavy
+suit-case, a cheerful curly-haired officer entered
+noisily and dropped into one of the Wardroom
+arm-chairs. He stretched his legs out and,
+lighting a cigarette, leaned back luxuriously.</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" said a chorus of voices, "<i>well</i>&mdash;how's
+London?"</p>
+
+<p>The curly-haired one smiled reminiscently.
+"Still standing, still standing," he replied. "No
+place for you though, I'm afraid. You're none
+of you good-looking enough to pass as Yanks or
+Colonials."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, cut it out. Tell us what it's like. You
+know, you're the first one to go there from us
+for a year, and we want to know."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span>
+ "What? all about it? All right; chuck a
+cup of tea across and I'll give you the special
+correspondent's sob-stuff. <i>Aah!</i> that's better;
+this train-travelling has given me a mouth like&mdash;I
+won't say what. Well, I'll try and tell you
+what I thought of it and the people that live
+there. I may say at once that they are civilised
+to the extent that they'll take English money
+without complaining about it, and&mdash;<i>all</i> right,
+I'll get on.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you know how I went off laden with
+meat and other cards till I was bulging, and how
+I reckoned to find people looking hungry at me
+as if they were reckoning what I'd boil down to
+in a stock-pot? Well, I've got all these cards
+still&mdash;didn't need 'em. I'd usually left them in
+my other coat when I got started on meals, and
+as they've got the trick of camouflaging fish and
+eggs till you don't know what you're eating, it
+wasn't worth hunting 'em out. All London seems
+to live on eggs, and where the deuce they all
+come from I don't know; they must be using
+up dumps of them. Oh, and another thing, I'd
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span>
+forgotten that in London they don't grow electric
+lighters on every bulkhead, and it was lucky
+I had a few matches with me. The first day
+I was stopped by fellers wanting a light off my
+cigarette just three times in a dog-watch, but
+the other days I didn't get asked at all&mdash;I'd
+lost the country-cousin look, I s'pose. Men?
+Yes, there's a fair sprinkling there still, but
+nothing under forty, I should say. Yes, there
+seem to be crowds of women. Perhaps there are
+actually more, or it may be that the shortage
+of men makes 'em look more; but there do seem
+to be heaps of them. It just made me marvel,
+too, at the extraordinary lack of imagination
+the women have. They still wear devilish short
+skirts, and yet there isn't one in forty of 'em
+that has a foot and ankle that one could call
+it decent to show. You'd think they'd see one
+another's defects and get wise, but they don't.
+I suppose that now the secret's out about their
+legs, they reckon it's too late to hide the truth
+and they face it out; but I'm surprised the
+young ones don't camouflage themselves a bit
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span>
+and get a fair start. Theatres? Yes; I went
+through the list, revues and all. I read Arnold
+Bennett's account of a music-hall&mdash;you know the
+book? Yes, I read it in the train going down.
+Well, I gathered from his description that things
+had flashed up a bit since the dear dead days
+of nineteen-sixteen, and that I would find myself
+in a hall of dazzling Eastern et-ceteras; but, my
+word! it was like tea at the Vicarage. I don't
+know what revue Arnold Bennett found, but I
+guess I missed it. It's true, I saw one perfectly
+<i>reckless</i> lieutenant drop a programme out of a
+box into the orchestra; but as the orchestra
+didn't notice it, and I doubt if the lieutenant
+did either, it could hardly be put down to riotous
+conduct induced by drink and sensual music.
+Oh, I noticed one thing&mdash;all the theatre programmes
+had directions printed as to what to
+do in case of air-raids during the performance.
+They had it printed small and sandwiched in
+between the <i>hats by Suzanne</i> and <i>dresses by Cox</i>
+announcements. I liked that. It was British
+and dignified. I'd like to have sent some copies
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span>
+to Hindenburg. News? Yes, I heard a whole
+lot, but it was mostly denied in the papers
+next morning. It's a queer town for rumours.
+I think they all live too close together, and
+they get hysterical or something&mdash;like in that
+Frenchman's book, you know, the 'Psychology
+of Crowds,' or something like that. They weren't
+worrying much about the war, though. I stopped
+to look at the tape-messages in the club, and
+there was an eight-line chit on the board mentioning
+that the Hun was coming on like a gale
+o' wind towards Paris, while the rest of the board
+had eight full-length columns on the latest Old
+Bailey case, and there was another column
+coming through on the machine with a crowd
+waiting for more. No, I'm <i>not</i> trying to be
+cynical. I read 'em all, but I hadn't quite got
+the London sense of proportion in two days,
+and it worried me that there was no more war
+news coming.</p>
+
+<p>"Cost? Yes, <i>rather</i>. I've spent whole heaps
+of bullion, and I'll have to ask the Pay for an
+advance now. It's quite easy; you just exist
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span>
+and the cash trickles off you. There's not so
+much of the old 'men in uniform free' or 'half-price
+to officers' going now. There aren't many
+civilians left, and I guess <i>they're</i> just taking in
+one another's washing. Everything that isn't
+a necessity is double price at least, and I believe
+the shopkeepers would like to make breathing
+a luxury too. On the whole, I'm glad I only
+had a few days there. The air's so foul, you
+know. Mixture of scent and petrol, I think.
+Oh but, by the way, I saw a hansom&mdash;a real
+hansom&mdash;in Regent Street. Quite a neat well-kept
+one, too. No, nothing new in the way of
+dresses. Just the same as nineteen-sixteen, as
+far as I could see. There may have been some
+good-looking faces among the thousands in the
+West-end streets, but they were cancelled by
+the awful legs underneath. I wonder they ever
+manage to get married. Well, I saw thousands
+of that kind of female&mdash;more than one ever
+saw before; but I met some others who squared
+things up in my mind. Ten hours a day and
+clean the car herself for one, and oxyacetyline
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span>
+welding eight hours and overtime for another at
+two-five a week. Doing it to win the War, and
+not because they wanted to or liked it. Made
+me feel small to be on leave when I talked to
+'em. And then, as I was leaving the hotel, a
+whole crowd of Swiss porters and servants, that
+had been fairly coming the Field-Marshal over
+me for three days, came oiling round me for
+tips, and pocketed the cash without a word
+when they got it; and&mdash;and&mdash;while they were
+doing it, a Scotch corporal walked past the taxi
+with three wound-stripes on his arm and four
+notches on his bayonet hilt. It's all a bit too
+puzzling for me. As soon as I got settled in
+one impression, I'd get jolted out of it by
+another. Heigho! I'm not sorry to have gone
+there to look, and I'm not sorry to be back."
+He rose, and moving across the Wardroom,
+flung open the door of his tiny cabin and passed
+in. His voice sounded hollow through the thin
+partition. "Hi! outside there&mdash;some shaving
+water <i>eck dum</i>," and then a contented murmur&mdash;"Lord!
+but it's good to be home again."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE CRISIS.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When the Spartan heroes tried<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">To hold the broken gate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When&mdash;roaring like the rising tide&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Persian horsemen charged and died<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">In foaming waves of hate.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When with armour hacked and torn<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">They gripped their shields of brass,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hailed the gods that light the morn<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With battle-cry of hope forlorn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">"We shall not let them pass."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">While they combed their hair for death<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Before the Persian line,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They spoke awhile with easy breath,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"What think ye the Athenian saith<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">In Athens as they dine?"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">"Doth he repent that we alone<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Are here to hold the way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That he must reap what he hath sown&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That only valour may atone<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">The fault of yesterday?"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Is he content that thou and I&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Three hundred men in line&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Should show him thus how man may try<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To stay the foemen passing by<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">To Athens, where they dine?"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Ah! now the clashing cymbal rings,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">The mighty host is nigh;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let Athens talk of passing things&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But here, three hundred Spartan kings<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall greet the fame the Persian brings<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">To men about to die."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A SEA CHANTY.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">There's a whistle of the wind in the rigging overhead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And the tune is as plain as can be.<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">"Hey! down below there. D'you know it's going to blow there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">All across the cold North Sea?"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And along comes the gale from the locker in the North<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">By the Storm-King's hand set free,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">And the wind and the snow and the sleet come forth,<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">Let loose to the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Tumble out the oilskins, the seas are running white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">There's a wet watch due for me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">For we're heading to the east, and a long wet night<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">As we drive at the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">See the water foaming as the waves go by<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Like the tide on the sands of Dee;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Hear the gale a-piping in the halliards high<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">To the tune of the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">See how she's meeting them, plunging all the while,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Till I'm wet to the sea-boot knee;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">See how she's beating them&mdash;twenty to the mile&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">The waves of the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Right across from Helgoland to meet the English coast,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Lie better than the likes of we,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Men that lived in many ways, but went to join the host<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">That are buried by the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Rig along the life-lines, double-stay the rails,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Lest the Storm-King call for a fee;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">For if any man should slip, through the rolling of the ship,<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">He'd be lost in the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">We are heading to the gale, and the driving of the sleet,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And we're far to the east of Three.<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Hey! you German sailormen, here's the British Fleet<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">Waiting in the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE WAR OF ATTRITION.</h2>
+
+<p>A wonderfully deep-blue sea stretched away
+to meet a light-blue sky, which was dotted with
+soft wool-like patches of cloud. There was a
+slight smooth swell from the south-west, and
+the air was cool and salt-laden. Looking from
+the conning-tower the hull of the boat could be
+clearly seen as she rose and fell to the waves,
+the sunlight flashing back steel-blue from her
+grey side six feet below the surface. It was a
+day that showed the sea at its best&mdash;a high
+Northern latitude in June, and a high barometer
+producing conditions under which it seemed to
+be a shame to be at war.</p>
+
+<p>There were two men on the submarine's conning-tower.
+The smaller of the two was her
+captain, a fair-haired man with a Prussian
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span>
+name which seemed hardly to fit in with his
+Norse features. The other man hailed from
+Bavaria&mdash;a tall, thin, large-headed individual,
+with wide-set eyes and a nose and lower lip
+that hinted of Semitic ancestry. The big
+U-boat jogged along at half speed, beating up
+and down in erratic courses&mdash;keeping always
+to a water area of perhaps ten miles square.</p>
+
+<p>The two officers leaned against a rail, their
+heads and shoulders twisting and turning continuously
+as they watched the distant horizon.
+Each carried heavy Zeiss glasses slung round the
+neck, and from time to time one of them would
+search carefully the western sea and sky, his
+doing so invariably infecting his companion
+into doing the same. The U-boat was running
+with a little less than half her normal cruising
+buoyancy&mdash;for speed of diving and not surface
+speed was the important qualification for her
+for that day. From the open conning-tower lid
+came the dull hum of the engines; while as the
+boat rolled, a shaft of sunlight, shining down
+the tower itself, sent a circle of yellow light
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span>
+swinging slowly from side to side across the
+deck beneath the eye-piece of the periscope.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it a big convoy this time, sir?" The
+First Lieutenant spoke without checking his
+continual twisting and turning as he glanced at
+every point of the skyline in turn.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it is a big convoy. But there is no
+doubt of their course or their speed. We shall
+be among them before the sunset."</p>
+
+<p>"You would not then dive now? That is, if
+you are sure&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I do not dive till I am sure. And also we
+will want all the battery power we have before
+the dark. Did I not say it was a big convoy?"</p>
+
+<p>"You think there will be a big escort?"</p>
+
+<p>"We will see. I know it will be an escort I
+do not like to take a chance with."</p>
+
+<p>The Lieutenant fidgeted awhile, his glasses at
+his eyes. His Captain looked at his profile and
+at the glint of perspiration on the slightly shaking
+hands, and yawned. His face, as he swung
+round again to scan the horizon astern, looked
+bored and perhaps a little lonely. A submarine
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span>
+is a small ship in which to coop up incompatible
+natures, and the terrible losses of personnel in
+the Imperial submarine service had sadly reduced
+the standard of officers. He felt sometimes
+as if he were an anachronism, an officer of
+nineteen-fourteen who had miraculously lasted
+four years. He felt that it had been only the
+fact that a misdemeanour had caused him to be
+driven forth to the big ships for two years that
+had saved him from sharing the unknown fate
+of his contemporaries. Well, he reflected, it was
+only a matter of time before he would join them.
+The law of averages was stronger than his luck,
+wonderful though the latter had been. He extracted
+a cigar from his case and reached out
+a hand to take his subordinate's proffered matchbox.
+As he did so he glanced again at his companion's
+face, and a sudden feeling of understanding,
+and perhaps a touch of compassion,
+made him ask&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Müller? You have something that
+worries you. What is it, then?"</p>
+
+<p>The First Lieutenant turned and took a careful
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span>
+glance round the circle of empty ocean. Then
+his speech came with a rush&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I want to know what you think, sir. You
+don't seem to worry about it. I know you can
+do nothing more&mdash;that one can only do one's
+work as best one can and all that&mdash;but I still
+feel restless. How is it going to end? We are
+winning? Yes&mdash;oh yes, we are winning, but
+we have done that four years, and how far have
+we got? Before I came into submarines I believed
+all they told us, but now I know that we
+are not strangling England at sea, and that we
+never can now. What are we going to do next?
+Is it to go on and on until we have no boats left?
+Gott! I want to do something that will frighten
+them&mdash;something that will make them understand
+what we are&mdash;something that will make
+them scream for pity." He paused, gulped, and
+stared again out to the westward. The Captain
+straightened himself up against the rail and
+stretched his arms out in another prodigious
+yawn.</p>
+
+<p>"My good Müller," he said, "you cannot carry
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span>
+the cares of Germany on your back. Leave that
+to the Chancellor. One can be sufficiently
+patriotic by doing one's work and not asking
+questions that others cannot answer. As to the
+submarine war&mdash;well, blame the men who would
+not let the Emperor have his way, that hindered
+him when he would have built an equal fleet to
+the English. I do not mean the Socialists&mdash;I
+mean others as well. I mean men who grudged
+money for the Navy because they wanted it for
+the Army. Curse the Army! If we had had
+a big fleet we would have won the war in a
+year, but now&mdash;ach! Look now, Müller&mdash;you
+have read Lichnowsky's Memoirs? Yes, I know
+you are not allowed to, but I know you have.
+Now I say that what he says at the end is
+true,&mdash;that the Anglo-Saxon race is going to rule
+the West and the sea, that we shall only rule
+Middle Europe, and we were <i>fools</i> to play for
+Middle Europe when we might have had the
+sea. We would now give all the Russias and
+Rumania and all our gains just for Gibraltar
+and Bermuda, for if we had those stations all
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span>
+the rest would come to us. We fight now for
+our honour, but if it were not for that&mdash;and that
+is everything&mdash;we would give our enemies good
+terms."</p>
+
+<p>"But if that is true&mdash;if we can gain no more&mdash;we
+have lost the war!"</p>
+
+<p>The Captain shrugged. "We will have won
+what we do not want, and lost all that we do;
+but we shall have won, I suppose. It depends
+on our diplomatists. If we can get but a few
+coaling-stations we shall have won, for it would
+all come to us when we were ready again. But
+you will not gain a victory by a great stroke
+as you say you wish, Müller. The war is too
+big now for single strokes, and the English
+will not scream for mercy now because of
+frightfulness. They are angry, and they hate
+us now."</p>
+
+<p>"But you yourself have sunk a liner, and you
+showed them as she sank that the orders of
+Germany must be obeyed."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain's face did not alter at all. "I did
+do so, and I would do so again. My honour is
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span>
+clear, because I obeyed my orders. Would you
+have dared to question?"</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;by God! and I would do it gladly."
+The Lieutenant's face worked, and he scowled
+as he glanced astern. "I would wish that every
+ship of every convoy carried women."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain laughed almost genially. "It is
+easy to see you are not a Prussian," he said. "It
+does not matter whether you like or dislike a
+thing. All that counts is whether or not it is
+to the advantage of the State. So the Roman
+World-Empire was made. Myself, I doubt if
+killing women pays us; there is this talk now
+of the boycott of Germany after the war. They
+add time to the boycott for every time we fire
+on ships that are helpless, and the boycott is to
+be by sailors. I would laugh at such a threat
+if it was from any others, but sailors are not
+to be laughed at. They are likely to mean what
+they say. It is as I said: if we had fought to
+the West and to the sea, no man would have
+dared to threaten us with a sea-boycott now."</p>
+
+<p>"But even with our small Navy we have held
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span>
+the English checked. It is not our Navy that
+is lacking. What is it, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"It <i>is</i> the Navy. It should have been as
+big as the English Fleet. And the men&mdash;Gott!
+Müller. I tell you, if we had done the Zeebrugge
+attack ourselves, and I had been there, I would
+feel that my honour and the Navy's honour was
+safe, that we could stop and make peace. I
+would be proud to die on such a service, and I
+envy the Englishmen we buried when it was
+over."</p>
+
+<p>"But this is&mdash;Herr Capitan, you talk as if you
+were an Englander&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The Captain whirled on him, his eyes sparkling
+dangerously. "<i>Dummkopf!</i>" he said. "Report
+me if you like. I hate the English and I love
+my Fatherland, but report me if you like. Ach!
+You may report me in Hell, too; for I know&mdash;I
+know&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He stopped suddenly and tilted back his
+head to listen. The First Lieutenant shrank
+back from him, his mouth open and his hands
+feeling for the periscope support. A faint
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span>
+murmur of sound came down wind from the
+fleecy cloud-banks to the west. The Captain
+jumped to the opening of the conning-tower
+and stood, impatient and anxious by the lip,
+until his lieutenant had slipped and scrambled
+half-way down the ladder.</p>
+
+<p>Then he jumped down himself, pulling the
+lid to after him. Simultaneously there came
+a rush and roar of air from venting tanks,
+the stem of the boat rose very slightly as her
+bow-gun went under, and in twenty seconds
+the submarine was gone, and the bubbles and
+foam of her passage were fading into the
+level blue of the empty sea. A minute later
+she showed a foot of periscope a cable's length
+away, and a small airship topped the western
+horizon and came slowly along towards her.
+The periscope vanished again, and forty feet
+below the surface the captain watched a gauge
+needle beside the periscope creep round its
+dial inch by inch till it quivered and steadied
+at the forty-metre mark.</p>
+
+<p>"Diving hands only. Fall out the rest.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</a></span>
+Remain near your stations. Lower the periscope."
+The First Lieutenant barked out a
+repetition of each order as the Captain spoke.
+There was a shuffling of feet, some guttural
+conversation that spoke of a flicker of curiosity
+among the men of the crew, and then all was
+quiet but for the hum of motors and the
+occasional rattle of gearing as the hydroplane
+wheels were moved. The Captain moved
+forward to the wardroom, removing his scarf
+and heavy pilot-cloth coat as he walked.
+"Order some food, Müller," he said. "I'm
+hungry&mdash;that airship was farther ahead of
+them than usual." He threw himself down
+in a long folding-chair and stretched out his
+sea-booted legs. "I won't come up to look
+now until I hear them. Relieve the listeners
+every half-hour, Müller. I want to have good
+warning. We should hear a big convoy like
+this at twenty miles to-day." The curtain rings
+clashed and a seaman spoke excitedly
+as he entered. The Captain nodded and
+reached out to the table for his coffee-cup.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span>
+"Just the bearing we expected," he said, "but
+if they sound as faint as he says there's time
+to get something to eat first."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>It was a big new standard ship which drew
+the unlucky card in the game of "browning
+shots." The torpedo hit her well forward,
+its tell-tale track being unperceived in the
+slight running swell until too late. A big
+bubble of water rose abreast the break of the
+forecastle till it reached deck-level, then it
+broke and flung a column of spray, black
+smoke, and fragments skyward. As the ship
+cleared the smoke-haze, she was obviously
+down by the head and steering wildly. Two
+auxiliary patrol vessels closed on her at full
+speed, and the nearest freighter increased speed
+and cut in ahead of her in readiness either
+to tow or screen. The torpedoed ship, after
+yawing vaguely for a few minutes, steadied
+back to the convoy's course, slowing her
+engines till she only just retained steerage
+way. There was a rapid exchange of signals
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span>
+between her and the escort vessels, and then
+an R.N. Commander on an adjacent bridge
+gave a sigh of relief. "Good man that," he
+said. "We'll have him in dry dock to-morrow.
+It hasn't flurried him a bit, and I like his
+nerve."</p>
+
+<p>The explosion had caused more than the
+salvage vessels to leap into activity. The
+white track of the torpedo showed clearly
+after it had gone home, and the first to take
+action was a tramp, across whose bows the
+track passed. The tramp was a ship of the
+early 'nineties, and her full speed was at the
+most nine knots, but her skipper at once
+jammed her helm hard over to steer along
+the torpedo-wake with a somewhat optimistic
+hope of ramming. Two destroyers and an
+armed auxiliary did the same thing, with the
+result that the tramp skipper found himself
+suddenly in the cross-wash of the warships
+as they passed him at a few yards' distance
+at twenty knots. Somebody on the bridge
+of one of them screamed a profane warning
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span>
+at him through a megaphone, and the skipper,
+after a hurried glance at the quivering destroyers'
+sterns, jumped to the telegraph and
+stopped his engines. A couple of seconds
+later his ship shook to a great detonation, and
+a mighty column of water rose and broke
+close ahead of him. He starboarded his helm
+and swung round after the rest of the convoy,
+his ship shaking to successive explosions as
+more escorting vessels arrived at the spot
+where he had turned.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>As his torpedoes left the tubes the U-boat
+captain barked out an order. The attack had
+been fairly simple, but his hardest problem
+was only beginning. The boat's bow dipped
+sharply in answer to the tilted hydroplanes,
+and she began her long slide down to the two-hundred-foot
+mark. She had got to fifty
+before a sound like a great hammer striking
+the hull told them of a successful torpedo-run.
+The Captain looked up from his watch and
+smiled. A moment later he was watching
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span>
+the gauges with a grave and impassive face.
+He knew that the fact of his torpedo hitting
+would mean greater difficulty for him in the
+next few hours than he would have known
+had he missed altogether. At a hundred feet
+the first depth-charge exploded, smashing
+gauge-glasses, electric lamps, and throwing a
+couple of men off their feet. The boat rocked
+and rolled under the shock, while orders were
+roared through voice-pipes for more emergency
+lights to be switched on. More charges exploded
+as the boat slid downwards, but each
+charge was farther away than the last. The
+half-light of the hand-lamps round the periscope
+showed the source of a sound of pouring
+waters&mdash;two rivets had been blown right out
+of the inner hull close before the conning-tower.
+The Captain shouted orders, and the submarine
+levelled off her angle and checked at the fifty-metre
+line, while two men began frantically
+to break away the woodwork which stretched
+overhead and prevented the rivet-holes being
+plugged. At that depth the water poured in
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span>
+through the holes in solid bars, hitting the
+deck, bouncing back and spreading everywhere
+in a heavy spray which drenched circuits and
+wires.</p>
+
+<p>"Müller! where the devil are you? Start the
+pumps&mdash;I can't help it if they hear us. Start
+the pumps, fool!"</p>
+
+<p>"But you will come up? You will&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Schweinhund! Gehorsamkeit!</i> Go!"</p>
+
+<p>The pumps began to stamp and clatter as
+they drove the entering water out again, but
+above the noise of the pumps the Captain could
+hear the roaring note of propellers rushing far
+overhead. If it had not been for those infernal
+rivets, he thought, he would have been at three
+hundred feet by now, but he could not risk the
+extra wetting which a pressure of a hundred
+and thirty pounds to the inch on the entering
+water would give to his circuits. The weight
+of extra water in the bilges was nothing&mdash;he
+could deal with that&mdash;though the thought of
+the six hundred odd fathoms of water between
+him and the bottom was a thing to remember
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span>
+anxiously in case of his getting negative buoyancy;
+but if this continual spray of salt water
+reached his motor circuits it would be fatal.
+He cursed the men who were vainly trying to
+block the rivet-holes with wood wedges, and
+jumping on the periscope table he tried to guide
+the end of a short plank&mdash;intended as a baffle-plate&mdash;across
+the stream. As he stood working,
+a terrific concussion shook the U-boat from stem
+to stern. The bows rose till men began to slip
+aft down the wet deck, and from aft came a
+succession of cries and shouted orders, "Close all
+doors! the after-hatch is falling in&mdash;Come up
+and surrender&mdash;Lass uns heraus!" The Captain
+rose from the deck beneath the eye-piece, shaky
+from his fall from the table. He hardly dared
+look at the gauge, but he kept his head and
+his wits as he gave his orders. With the
+motors roaring round at their utmost power
+and an angle up by the bow of some fifteen
+degrees, the U-boat held her own, and as tank
+after tank was blown empty, she slowly gained
+on the depth gauge and began to climb. As
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span>
+she rose, she was shaken again and again by
+the powerful depth-charges that were being
+dropped on the broken water left by the air-bubble
+from her after compartment&mdash;a surface-mark
+now a quarter of a mile astern.</p>
+
+<p>Beneath the conning-tower more and more
+men were gathering, some calm, some white,
+trembling, and voluble. The boat broke surface
+with her stem and half her conning-tower showing,
+then levelled a little and tore along with
+the waves foaming round her conning-tower
+and bridge. From inside they could clearly
+hear the shells that greeted her, and in a
+moment there was a rush of men up the ladder.
+Among the first few the Captain saw his First
+Lieutenant's legs vanish upwards, and at the
+sight a sneering smile showed on his sunburnt
+face. The first man to open the lid died as he
+did so, for a four-inch shell removed the top of
+the conning-tower before he was clear of it.
+The escort was taking no chances as to whether
+the boat's appearance on the surface was intentional
+or accidental, and they were making
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span>
+the water for a hundred yards around her
+fairly boil with bursting shell. As the boat
+tore ahead, holding herself up on her angle and
+her speed, a few men struggled out of her one
+by one past the torn body of the first man to
+get out. Two of them leaped instantly overboard,
+but the next clawed his way up to a
+rail, and while others scrambled and fought
+their way overside, and shells crashed and
+burst below and around him on water and
+conning-tower casing, he stood upright a moment
+with arms raised high above his head. At the
+signal the firing ceased as if a switch had been
+turned by a single hand, and he subsided in a
+huddled heap on the bridge as the riddled submarine
+ran under. Down below the Captain
+still smiled, leaning with his elbows on the
+periscope training-handles and watching the
+hurrying men at the ladder's foot, until the
+great rush of water and men, that showed that
+the end had come, swept him aft and away
+across the border-line of sleep.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THROUGH AN ADMIRALTY<br />
+WINDOW.</h2>
+
+<p>The room was exactly the same as any room
+in any Government building, except that the
+Naval observer would have at once noticed one
+fact&mdash;that the furniture was of the unchanging
+Admiralty pattern. The roll-top desk, the
+chairs, and even the lamp-shades, would have
+been to him familiar friends. They were
+certainly familiar to the Post-Captain who sat
+at the desk. Captain Henry Ranson had been
+a noted Commander before his retirement&mdash;a
+man of whom many tales, both true and
+apocryphal, still circulated when Senior Officers
+of the Fleet forgathered at the lunch intervals
+of Courts-Martial and Inquiries. He had little
+opportunity in his present War appointment to
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</a></span>
+display any of the characteristics on which his
+Sagas had been based, for neither seamanship,
+daring, or, well&mdash;Independent Initiative, were
+quite in keeping with the routine of an
+Admiralty Office.</p>
+
+<p>To-day he was feeling the claustrophobia of
+London more acutely than usual. The sun was
+shining through the big window across the
+room, and he wanted to rise and look out at
+the blue sky and white cloud-tufts that he
+knew to be showing over the buildings across
+the Horse Guards Parade. His desk gave him
+no view through the window&mdash;he knew the
+weakness of his powers of concentration on his
+eternal paper work too well to have allowed
+himself such a distraction; but as the door
+opened to admit his clerk&mdash;a firm and earnest
+civilian with the zeal of monastic officialdom
+shining through his spectacles&mdash;he rose
+abruptly and moved out into the sunlight
+glare.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, Collins? What is it?"</p>
+
+<p>"A small matter, sir, which is not quite in
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</a></span>
+order. If you will glance through this you
+will no doubt agree with me."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain took the sheets from the clerk's
+outstretched hand and moved a little away from
+the glaring light to read.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;I have the honour to bring to your
+notice the conduct of Skipper A. P. Marsh, of
+the Admiralty tug <i>Annie Laurie</i>, on the 22nd-23rd
+November 1917, and I beg to recommend
+him for decoration in view of the following
+facts:&mdash;</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>On November 21st, 1917, the steamer
+<i>Makalaka</i>, homeward bound with corn, was
+shelled by a U-boat when near the Irish coast.
+The enemy was dealt with by a patrol in the
+vicinity, but the <i>Makalaka</i>, proceeding east at
+full speed in accordance with instructions, was
+thrown out of her reckoning by a damaged
+compass, and found herself at dusk on a lee
+shore off the Galway coast, with her shaft
+broken (a result of shell damage which had not
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</a></span>
+been realised to be serious at the time it was
+incurred). Skipper Marsh, seeing her flares
+from his patrol to seaward, most gallantly closed
+her and took her in tow in a rising N.W. gale.
+In view of the probability of the attempt to
+tow failing, the crew of the <i>Makalaka</i> were
+taken aboard the tug, but the towing was continued
+through a full gale lasting twenty-four
+hours until the ship was out of danger.&mdash;I
+have the honour to be, sir, &amp;c.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The Post-Captain folded the letter carefully
+and placed it on his desk. The clerk retrieved
+it, and moved towards the door. The Captain
+turned, "What are you going to do with that,
+Collins?"</p>
+
+<p>"I take it that it needs only the usual reply,
+sir&mdash;that this is not approved&mdash;with a reference
+to the regulation bearing on the case."</p>
+
+<p>"Why not approved, Collins?"</p>
+
+<p>The clerk was shocked, and his tone showed
+it. "Because that decoration is for gallant
+action in face of the enemy, and this case does
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</a></span>
+not come within its scope. In any case the
+man will get salvage." [The Captain made an
+impatient gesture.] "If the Royal Humane
+Society care to&mdash;&mdash;" he stopped, because the
+Captain had walked to the window, and, in
+obvious inattention to the speaker, was staring
+out across the wide Horse Guards and far
+beyond the fleecy clouds that drifted across the
+sky over the great sea of buildings that hemmed
+him in.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Ranson had gone on a journey&mdash;back
+through forty years of time, and across eighty-one
+degrees of longitude.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>He ran up the gangway, straightened his
+helmet and dirk-belt, and approached the Commander,
+who, a tall dark-featured figure, was
+standing looking down on the boat as she rose
+and fell alongside to the gentle heave of the
+Indian Ocean&mdash;"Second cutter manned, sir."</p>
+
+<p>The Commander turned and looked the boy
+over beneath his heavy eyebrows. "When are
+you going to set up a new port shroud?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</a></span>
+ The Midshipman fingered the seam of his
+trousers, and looked carefully at the buttons on
+the Commander's tunic&mdash;"I thought, sir, that is,
+we've got a new shroud all fitted, but I thought&mdash;the
+coxswain said, sir&mdash;that the old one would
+do for to-day as the wind's nothing...."</p>
+
+<p>The barometric indications of the Commander's
+eyes showed threatening weather. He took the
+boy's arm in the grasp of a heavy hand and
+led him to the rail abreast the swinging mastheads
+of the boat.</p>
+
+<p>"Now listen, young gentleman," he said.
+"What the coxswain said isn't evidence. It's
+<i>you</i> that command that boat, and <i>you</i> that
+will handle and command her. Don't talk to
+me again as if you were a schoolboy." The
+Midshipman shivered and squinted cautiously
+up to see if the storm-signals were still in
+evidence. The dark stern eyes were looking
+down at him in a way that made him feel as
+if he was some luckless worm that had unhappily
+bored its way up into the publicity of
+an aviary. The Commander moved his hand
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</a></span>
+and turned the boy to face him. "Now, you
+remember this, young gentleman, only seamen
+come through gales safely&mdash;it's the fools that
+go to sea with rusty shrouds and weak rigging.
+And if you're to be a seaman you must never
+go to sea, even in a flat calm, unless your ship
+is ready for a gale of wind. Do you understand
+me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Then don't forget it, or I'll have you beaten
+till you grow corns. Now shove off, and pull
+away three cables on the port bow, drop your
+anchor on the shoal, and fit that new shroud.
+Remain there till the ship has got under way,
+done her night-firing, and signalled you to carry
+on. You will then close and weigh the target
+moorings, having the target ready for hoisting
+when the ship comes back to you. Do you
+understand?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"What have you got on your anchor?"</p>
+
+<p>"A hundred and twenty fathom, sir&mdash;of four-inch."
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[Pg 310]</a></span>
+"That is enough&mdash;there is thirty fathom on
+the shoal&mdash;Carry on!"</p>
+
+<p>The Midshipman ran down the gangway, and,
+jumping into the cutter, "Carried on." The
+Commander was an officer of whom the boat-midshipmen
+stood in awe, and they were
+always thankful when the ordeal of reporting
+a possibly unready boat to him as "ready"
+was over.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The last shot kicked up a yellow fountain of
+spray in the glare of the searchlight, and
+ricochetted, humming, over the target and on
+towards Malaya. A rocket sailed up from the
+distant ship&mdash;the searchlight flickered out a
+couple of Morse signs and went out, and in the
+velvety darkness of a tropic night the hands
+went forward in the cutter to weigh the anchor,
+the process of "shortening-in" having been accomplished
+a full hour ago. As the Midshipman
+stood up to superintend the operation, he saw a
+queer white line spreading and brightening along
+the horizon to the westward. A dash of rain
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</a></span>
+struck his face, and a little gust of wind
+moaned past him. The crew looked up from
+their work to wonder, and in a matter of
+seconds the squall was on them. The wet
+hawser slipped and raced out, the hands jumping
+aft to get clear of the leaping turns as the
+cutter swung and drew hard on her anchor to
+the pressure of a tremendous wind. The white
+line rushed down on them, and showed as a
+turmoil of frothing sea, beaten flat by the wind
+into a sheet of phosphorescence veiled by low-flying
+spray. For a few minutes they crouched
+and endured the sudden cold and wet, then a
+yaw of the boat sent the bowmen forward with
+suspicion in their minds. "Up and down, sir&mdash;anchor's
+aweigh," came the report, in a voice
+that started as a roar, but reached the Midshipman
+aft as a faint high wail. The Midshipman
+faced round to leeward, and thought
+hard. He had been anchored on the only
+possible shoal, and once driven off that there
+was no holding-ground till he should reach the
+edge of the surf off Trincomalee, twenty miles
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</a></span>
+away&mdash;all between being chartered as "Five
+hundred and no bottom." He called to the
+coxswain and clawed his way forward, picking
+up men by name as he passed them. They hove
+up their anchor, secured mainsail, awning, and
+mainmast in a dreadful tangle of rope and canvas
+to the anchor-ring&mdash;hitched an outlying corner
+of the tangle to a bight far up the hawser, and
+threw all over the bows. The cutter steadied
+head to wind, and the hands moved aft to raise
+the bow and protect themselves against the
+steady driving of the spray.</p>
+
+<p>The Midshipman lay across the backboard,
+staring out to the port-quarter. Through the
+white haze he could see, at regular intervals, a
+quick-flashing gleam of yellow light. He knew
+what it was, and it did not comfort him. It was
+all he could see of the twenty-thousand candlepower
+of Foul Point Light, and although it was
+not getting much clearer it was certainly "drawing"
+from aft forward. He had the rough lie
+of the coast in his head, and he was just realising
+two things&mdash;first, that in spite of the sea
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_313" id="Page_313">[Pg 313]</a></span>
+anchor he was being blown to leeward and
+ashore at an incredible rate; and second, that
+if he could not round Foul Point across the
+wind, he was going to be food for the big surf-sharks
+before the morning.</p>
+
+<p>He roused the crew again, and set them to the
+oars. Before half the oars were out he had
+realised the futility of the effort, and was trying
+to get them back without further damage. He
+corrected his error with the loss of four oars
+and several feet of the cutter's gunwale&mdash;broken
+off when the wind tore the long ash oars away.
+As he remembered later, it was at this point
+that Foul Point Light began to show clearly
+through the spray, and that his coxswain began
+to sing an interminable hymn in the stern-sheets,
+and that the dark-faced Celtic stroke-oar, a man
+who had the reputation of being the worst
+character in all the ship, took over the helpless
+coxswain's duty. The Midshipman was
+staring fascinated at the swinging beam of light
+that was beating on them from the sand-spit
+broad on the quarter, when the stroke-oar's
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_314" id="Page_314">[Pg 314]</a></span>
+voice in his ear changed him from a boy to an
+officer&mdash;"What'll you do now, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>The question was answered on the instant&mdash;"All
+hands, up masts and sails. Close-reef both,
+and pass the hawser aft. Lash out now, lads,
+and get down to it."</p>
+
+<p>That twenty-minute evolution, by the light of
+a hurricane-lamp, was a nightmare. The mainsail
+and mainmast were all snarled up in miscellaneous
+turns of roping. The hawser was wet
+and cold, and seemed fifty times its original
+length, but the work was done. He had felt
+that no shroud, however new, would stand the
+strain he was going to put on the masts, and
+though the men cursed and swore at the delay
+and toil involved, he got what he wanted from
+them. One at a time the masts were hove up
+and clamped in position against the half-solid
+wind&mdash;the hawser, cut to length, clove-hitched
+round each masthead, and frapped clear round
+the cutter, with the whole hove taut with
+"Spanish Windlasses," till his clumsy hemp
+shrouds were braced to the strain. Then he
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_315" id="Page_315">[Pg 315]</a></span>
+braced himself by a glance at the light, swinging
+well over their heads now that they were
+close enough in to feel the first lift and heave
+of the outer surf, and yelled an order. The foresail
+rose, clattered furiously a moment against
+the mast, and then filled with a bang. "<i>Set
+mainsail!</i>" The cutter heeled over till her lee
+gunwale dipped&mdash;the masts bent and creaked,
+and the old boat went tearing into the wind
+on the best and last sail of her varied life. The
+Midshipman and the stroke-oar clung to the long
+tiller that was curved like a fishing-rod under
+the strain. There were no gusts or variations
+in the wind: it beat solidly against the canvas,
+heeling the cutter to the verge of capsizing, and
+driving her through the water at steamer speed.
+The leeway was extraordinarily great&mdash;the boat
+going sideways almost as fast as she went ahead;
+but that leeway saved her from going over.
+They cut through the outer surf off the point,
+the boat leaking from the sprung keel to the
+opened seams where the frapping hawser-turns
+bit into her thin sides&mdash;the crew baling furiously
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_316" id="Page_316">[Pg 316]</a></span>
+to keep their minds from the expectation of a
+great crash that would tell of a mast tearing its
+heel up and out through the weather side. It
+lasted for barely half an hour, but the arm-weary
+Midshipman felt as if it had been a four-hour
+watch. As the light drew aft, he eased his sheets
+and swung up the channel, still at racing speed,
+but safely bound for harbour. His memories in
+after years of the next few hours were vague
+and clouded by sleep. He remembered the sun
+rising as they drew in towards the silent white-walled
+dockyard; the <i>swish</i> of sand under the
+keel as he ran her hard up the boat-camber
+beach, and nothing more, till he woke to see the
+dreaded Commander&mdash;a tall white-clad figure&mdash;standing
+over him, looking with keen appraising
+eyes at the mass of hawser-turns that swathed
+boat and masts, and at the bodies of the snoring
+crew that lay on the hot sand around her.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The Clerk fidgeted. He had been kept waiting
+for a matter of seconds, and he did not like it.
+The Captain turned to face him, and, to the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_317" id="Page_317">[Pg 317]</a></span>
+surprised eyes of the Clerk, seemed to have
+changed suddenly into a young man&mdash;alert,
+quick, and decisive. "<i>No</i>, Collins," said a
+strange voice; "the man <i>did</i> act in the face
+of the enemy, and I will endorse the recommendation."
+He turned his eyes again to the
+window, but saw only the yellow gravel, the
+houses, and the smoke; the fetters of Routine
+seemed to clank warningly in his ears. "Yes,"
+he said, "I have no reason to suppose the U-boat
+had not followed the steamer, or that she was
+not present all the time."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_318" id="Page_318">[Pg 318]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A MOST UNTRUE STORY.</h2>
+
+<p>The War was only in its first childhood and
+patrol work was still amusing, having not yet
+become a monotonous and unexciting business.
+The submarine was due to start back from
+patrol that night, and was just loafing along
+at twenty odd feet depth waiting for dark.
+The Captain was on watch at the periscope,
+swinging the instrument round from time to
+time to take a general survey of the horizon,
+but for the most part confining his scrutiny to
+the island to leeward. The island showed up
+clearly&mdash;the light of the setting sun flashing
+back from the windows of the buildings that
+looked out over the Bight. As the Captain
+took one of his all-round glances, he checked
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_319" id="Page_319">[Pg 319]</a></span>
+suddenly and concentrated his gaze to one point
+of the compass. A man who leaned against a
+pump six feet away&mdash;a man who had seemed
+to all appearance to be on the verge of sleep&mdash;opened
+his eyes, straightened up, and stood
+alertly watching the brown hands that held the
+periscope training handles. The signal seemed
+to be telepathically passed on, as in a few
+seconds there were six or eight pairs of eyes
+watching the observer, who still peered at the
+unknown sight which no one else in the boat
+could see. Then the Captain moved his head
+back from the eye-piece, smiled (and at the
+smile six of the watchers reverted to their oil-stained
+reading matter), and called to the First-Lieutenant,
+who was at the moment engaged
+with an Engine-room Artificer in a mumbled
+inquest over a broken air-valve spindle. As the
+First-Lieutenant approached, the Captain stepped
+to one side and indicated the eye-piece by a
+nod. His subordinate took his place, and for
+a full half-minute remained slowly swivelling
+the great instrument through four points and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_320" id="Page_320">[Pg 320]</a></span>
+back again. When he raised his head he was
+scowling and sullen.</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" said the Captain. "A good few
+there, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Lord!</i>" The First-Lieutenant's voice indicated
+the deepest disgust. "Thousands and
+thousands&mdash;and we can't get a shot at 'em!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, there's over a thousand, anyway. I've
+seen at least that lot of teal in the last couple
+of minutes."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Teal!</i> Why, sir, I can see mallard now for
+the next half mile, and I could swear there'll be
+geese among them too."</p>
+
+<p>"Here, let me look. Yes, by gum, and not
+one's getting up either." They let the periscope
+get to a few feet off before they paddle away....
+He swivelled slowly round the circle,
+then looked up at the First-Lieutenant.
+"There's fog coming on. I can see the banks
+coming," he said. He looked again through the
+periscope and intently studied the windows on
+the island some three miles away. The First-Lieutenant
+watched his face, and saw it slowly
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_321" id="Page_321">[Pg 321]</a></span>
+break into the smile of a schoolboy meditating
+mischief. The First-Lieutenant began to smile
+slightly also. The Captain looked up.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't help the island," he said. "War's
+hell, anyway. Give me a rifle and stand by for
+surface." There was a clatter and the sound of
+quick-passing orders; the boat's bow tilted up,
+and to the sound of roaring air she broke surface
+fairly in the middle of the great colony of
+swimming wildfowl. The hatch fell back with
+a clang, and a rush of cold air beat on the
+excited faces of the men below the conning-tower.
+Immediately there came the <i>Crack-crack-'rack</i>
+of magazine-fire from the bridge
+above, and the descendants of bowmen who had
+risked mutilation and death to steal the Conqueror's
+deer forgot their discipline and began
+to mount the ladder that led to the sunlight
+and a clear view.</p>
+
+<p>The Captain turned to shout a helm order
+below and swore at the packed heads that
+filled the hatch-rim. "... and you come up,
+Number One, and lend a hand to pick up. I've
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_322" id="Page_322">[Pg 322]</a></span>
+got one&mdash;missed him on the water at a hundred
+and got him in the air as he rose! There he
+is&mdash;jump forr'd and grab him&mdash;dammit, he's
+off (<i>crack-crack</i>).... No, that's stopped him"
+(<i>bang</i>&mdash;the report came from the vicinity of
+the Captain's knee). "What the&mdash;confound
+you, man&mdash;what the deuce are you doing? Unload
+that pistol and take it away...."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>Seven thousand yards away on the island a
+watcher lowered his glasses and reached for
+the button of the alarm bell. In two seconds
+the island was awake, and down in the lower
+battery men rushed to their stations. With
+clatter and turmoil the big guns were cleared
+away and the observing officer roared the order
+to "Stand by" into the telephone mouthpiece.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it, Schultz? Can you see? Ach!
+she is going to bombard&mdash;the little swine of a
+boat. Give me the telescope. Ach, Gott! are
+they not reported ready, fool?" The Major
+was excited and bristling.</p>
+
+<p>"Ready now&mdash;all but number six."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_323" id="Page_323">[Pg 323]</a></span>
+ "At six thousand five hundred metres&mdash;all
+guns&mdash;Gott strafe der schmutzige ... he has
+dived!..."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The First-Lieutenant sprang up the outer
+ladder of the conning-tower, the bleeding spoil
+clutched in his hand. The Captain turned to
+look astern and became aware of the fact that
+the gallery, as represented by the bridge and
+rails, was tenanted by an enthusiastic and interested
+selection of his crew. "What the devil&mdash;is
+this a cinema or my ship? Don't you
+know your orders yet? Every man-jack of
+you...." He herded them below to the tune
+of a voluble hymn of hate, and followed the
+last of the grinning culprits down. As the
+boat levelled off at her previous diving depth,
+he swung the periscope round to search the
+horizon again to seaward. A moment later
+"Diving stations," and to the hydroplane men,
+"Take her on down."</p>
+
+<p>The First-Lieutenant left the luckless mallard
+on the table and elbowed his way aft again
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_324" id="Page_324">[Pg 324]</a></span>
+through the cluster of men closing up to their
+stations. Reaching the control position, he
+looked inquiringly at the Captain, who, having
+lowered the periscope, was leaning with folded
+arms against a group of valves abreast it.</p>
+
+<p>"Thick fog coming down. Going to bottom
+till dark now. Have a look at the soundings,
+will you&mdash;or tell Henley to let me know."</p>
+
+<p>The First-Lieutenant moved back to speak
+to another officer, who was already bending
+over the chart-table. The Captain turned his
+head to watch the gauge beside him, the needle
+of which was slowly creeping upwards and
+around the circle. As it moved the gentle
+rolling of the boat that had been noticeable before
+ceased, and she steadied until she gave the
+idea of being high and dry in some silent dock.
+The officer, generally known as "Pilot," or&mdash;to
+his intimates and contemporaries&mdash;as "Rasputin"
+(a name, it should be explained, which had no
+possible application to him, except for the fact
+that he wore a beard), appeared at the Captain's
+side with a folded chart in his hand.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_325" id="Page_325">[Pg 325]</a></span>
+ "We should touch at ninety by the gauge,
+sir," he said. "We must be about four miles
+from the land now."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain nodded. "Yes, it may be a
+little more, though. Have the crew got a sweep
+on this?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir. This is an extra dive, and they
+haven't had time to get one up. D'you want
+to bet on under or over ninety, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"I do not. I won last night's sweep, and
+lost it to you in side-bets, and I'm not taking
+any more. Stop the motors!"</p>
+
+<p>The gauge had reached the eighty-foot mark,
+and the boat under the influence of her headway
+was still driving the needle slowly round.
+At ninety feet the Captain looked at the Pilot,
+smiled, and started the motors again. Hardly
+had he given the order when the needle checked,
+rose a little, and then crept back to ninety-five.
+"<i>Stop the motors!</i> I've lost a chance there,
+Pilot&mdash;'Wish I'd had a bet on that."</p>
+
+<p>He stood watching the gauge a moment longer,
+and then turned to walk to the Wardroom.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_326" id="Page_326">[Pg 326]</a></span>
+ "Pipe down&mdash;usual sentries only," he ordered.
+"Tell my servant to get me some washing
+water."</p>
+
+<p>He threw the curtain aside, and joined the
+two officers who stood looking solemnly at the
+mallard, which lay on a gory newspaper in
+the centre of the table. For a moment there
+was silence.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the Captain cheerfully, "it's not
+as smashed as it might be. It'll do for a pie
+to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>"'Mm," said the First-Lieutenant, "'Keeper at
+home used to call rabbits that looked like that
+'ferrets' food.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit of it," rejoined the Captain; "if we
+mash him in a pie he'll be all right."</p>
+
+<p>There was another pause while the First-Lieutenant
+tucked an extra fold of newspaper
+beneath the corpse&mdash;then, after a quick glance
+and nudge for the Pilot's benefit, he spoke in a
+detached and dispassionate voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course, it was poaching."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain's brown face began to slowly take
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_327" id="Page_327">[Pg 327]</a></span>
+on the colour of the gore on the table&mdash;then he
+exploded&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"What d'you mean? ... <i>poaching</i>&mdash;it's below
+high-water mark, isn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir&mdash;we don't know the rules in this
+country, and we were pretty well in their
+waters."</p>
+
+<p>"But it's offshore. Why shouldn't I shoot their
+duck? It's not preserved, either. <i>Poaching!</i>
+I never poached anything&mdash;not since I was at
+school anyway." He scowled at the duck and
+the officers impartially. The officers clutched
+each other by the arms, then the Pilot walked
+hastily to a low-set bunk and buried his head
+in the pillow. The Captain changed his frown
+for a smile as the situation dawned on him, then,
+snatching the parallel rulers from the chart-table
+he began to belabour the most accessible portion
+of his gurgling subordinate's anatomy.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_328" id="Page_328">[Pg 328]</a></span></p>
+<h4>PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS.</h4>
+
+
+<hr />
+<div class="tn">
+<h4>Transcriber's Note</h4>
+<ul class="corrections">
+<li>Obvious punctuation and spelling errors repaired.</li>
+<li>"Compass card" and "compass-card" retained as printed.</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+
+
+
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+<pre>
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